1	seal-clubbing club	0		
2	seal tooth	0		
3	shaking electrified helmet turtle	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
4	turtle totem	0		
5	pasta spoon	0		
6	blinking up-at-dawn ravioli hat	0		Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
7	saucepan	0		
8	spices	0		
9	disco mask of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
10	disco ball	0		
11	stolen accordion	0		Song Duration: 5
12	blinking yellow mariachi pants	0		Familiar Effect: "8xPotato, cap 2"
14	pickled tumbling moxie weed	1		
15	denatured spinning strongness elixir	1		
16	vaporized magicalness-in-a-can	1		Effect: "Powder Power", Effect Duration: 40
17	bland noodles	3	decent	
18	tortoise's blessing	0		
19	razor-sharp asparagus knife	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25
20	wobbly Kentucky-style derby	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 5"
21	sweet ninja sword	0		
22	blinking squat studded boxer shorts	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, 4xVolley, cap 5"
23	chewing gum on a string	0		
24	wobbly blinking ten-leaf clover	0		
25	squat shaking meat paste	0		
26	spinning Dolphin King's map	0		
27	spider web	0		
28	really spider web	0		
29	squat really really spider web	0		
30	skewed rock	0		
31	maroon seal-toothed rock	0		
32	chaotic Bjorn's Hammer	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber"
33	mirror snorkel	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
34	weightlifter's Dolphin King's crown	0		Muscle: +15, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xGhuol, cap 8"
35	frosty Knob Goblin scimitar	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
36	hardy Knob Goblin tongs	0		Maximum HP: +50
37	sage viking helmet	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 5"
38	Tesla Knob Goblin pants	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 5xPotato, cap 6"
39	pretty flower	0		
40	squat casino pass	0		
41	mediocre ice-cold Sir Schlitz	3	decent	
42	hermit permit	0		
43	shaking worthless trinket	0		
44	worthless gewgaw	0		
45	worthless knick-knack	0		
46	squat figurine	0		
47	rotten fancy hot buttered roll	3	crappy	Effect: "Morbidi Tea", Effect Duration: 15
48	shaking lime green heart of rock and roll	0		
49	bland small bowl of cottage cheese	2	decent	
50	tumbling Sinatra's Rock and Roll Legend	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10
51	Knob Goblin Uberpants of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 11"
52	spinning banjo strings	0		
53	hale stone banjo	0		Maximum HP: +20
54	ribald Samson's Disco Banjo	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Sleaze Damage: +10, Class: "Disco Bandit"
55	jabañero pepper	0		
56	yellow hot sauce	0		
57	5-Alarm Saucepan of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Class: "Sauceror"
58	gray stone turtle	0		
59	slingshot	0		
60	frosty Mace of the Tortoise	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
61	decent thick fortune cookie	5	good	
62	savvy oriole-feather headdress	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xVolley, cap 3"
63	shaking action figure body	0		
64	action figure head	0		
65	Mighty Bjorn action figure	0		
66	twig	0		
67	spaghetti with rock-balls	0		
68	upside-down bouncing stylish Pasta Spoon of Peril of Leguizamo	0		Moxie: +25, Monster Level: +20, Class: "Pastamancer"
69	Newbiesport™ tent	0		
70	jittery bar skin	0		
71	lard-coated stakes	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
72	cyan energetic barskin hat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 13"
73	barskin tent	0		
74	Temple map	0		
75	pulsating sapling	0		
76	pulsating Spooky-Gro fertilizer	0		
77	coward's stick	0		Monster Level: -20
78	pulsating pretty bouquet of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100
79	tumbling bugbear bungguard	0		Familiar Effect: "5xBarrr, cap 7"
80	fairy gravy boat	0		
81	spirit-forward lousy ice-cold Willer	5	decent	
82	blue ring	0		
83	wobbly shaft	0		
84	Orcish meat locker	0		
85	unlocked meat locker	0		
86	key	0		
87	ghostly meat from yesterday	0		
88	jittery meat stack	0		
89	sword hilt	0		
90	helmet recipe	0		
91	narrow pants kit	0		
92	blurry meatsmithing guide	0		
93	blue Herculean basic meat sword	0		Experience (Muscle): +1
94	mirror miser's basic meat pants	0		Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xPotato, cap 10"
95	Jim Carey's basic meat helmet	0		Monster Level: +25, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 2xFairy, cap 10"
96	pulsating wool dope gangsta bling-bling	0		Cold Resistance: +1
97	Newton's beefcake's pimpin' meat hat	0		Muscle: +25, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xVolley, cap 13"
98	dried face	0		
99	green meat face	0		
100	lifeless meat doll	0		
101	meat golem	0		
102	shrunken head	0		
103	staff of Calamity Jane of the scaredy-cat	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Monster Level: -15
104	scarecrow	0		
105	decent bowl of charms	3	good	
106	jittery ketchup	1	EPIC	
107	cyan catsup	1	good	
108	stick	0		
109	crossbow string	0		
110	basic meat staff of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
111	basic meat crossbow of the ox	0		Muscle: +20
112	skewed stiffened Da Vinci's meatloaf helmet	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Damage Reduction: 1, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1.5xFairy, cap 13"
113	blinking Lo Pan's dripping meat sword	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30
114	ruddy dripping meat staff	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40
115	inspector's dripping meat crossbow	0		Item Drop: +15
116	huge medical-grade wholesome Bugfinder Blade	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
117	skewed Gnollish plunger	0		
118	huge spring	0		
119	sprocket	0		
120	huge cog	0		
121	sprocket assembly	0		
122	spinning cog and sprocket assembly	0		
123	Gnollish flyswatter	0		
124	empty meat tank	0		
125	full meat tank	0		
126	tumbling meat engine	0		
127	Gnollish autoplunger of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20
128	wholesome meat pants	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, cap 11"
129	skewed twirling Newton's third-hand nunchaku	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3
130	tumbling coward's eyepatch	0		Monster Level: -20, Familiar Effect: "4xBarrr, cap 8"
131	frilly skirt	0		Familiar Effect: "4xFairy, cap 8"
132	Meat maid body	0		
133	blinking Certificate of Participation	0		
134	bitchin' meatcar	0		
135	sweet rims	0		
136	jittery tires	0		
137	dope wheels	0		
138	wobbly ice-cold six-pack	0		
139	blurry valuable trinket	0		
140	narrow dingy planks	0		
141	twirling dingy dinghy	0		
142	anticheese	0		
143	cottage	0		
144	bouncing stone of eXtreme power	0		
145	barbed-wire fence	0		
146	dinghy plans	0		
147	hardy eXtreme meat sword	0		Maximum HP: +50
148	censurious eXtreme meat staff	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3
149	sinister eXtreme meat crossbow	0		Spell Damage: +10
150	vibrating steel-toed Scalp of Gorgolok	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
151	bouncing family-friendly therapeutic Elder Turtle Shell	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
152	pulsating hardy boxer's Colander of Em-er'il	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Maximum HP: +50, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
153	smelly Ancient Saucehelm of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
154	nippy healthy Disco 'Fro Pick	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +10, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
155	El Sombrero De Lopez of terror of the sweet-tooth	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Candy Drop: +100, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
156	blue guild application	0		
157	squat Dramatic™ range	0		
158	ghostly Gnollish pie tin	0		
159	upside-down tumbling wad of dough	0		
160	skewed pie crust	0		
161	decent ghuol egg	3	good	
162	snack-sized spoiled ghuol egg quiche	2	crappy	
163	lightning-fast skeleton bone	0		Initiative: +40
164	lime green smart skull	0		
165	upside-down skewer	0		
166	ghuol ears	0		
167	adequate half-sized ghuol-ear kabob	2	good	
168	pulsating coward's bone rattle	0		Monster Level: -20
169	bugbear beanie	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7"
170	tumbling lihc eye	0		
171	bland ghostly lihc eye pie	3	decent	
172	gnoll lips	0		
173	taco shell	0		
174	Gnollish casserole dish	0		
175	adequate super-sized uncooked chorizo	5	good	
176	blurry disembodied brain	0		
177	brainy skull	0		
178	detective skull	0		
179	decent blue chorizo taco	4	good	
180	acceptable ice-cold fotie	3	good	
181	baseball	0		
182	batgut	0		
183	bat wing	0		
184	briefcase	0		
185	pulsating fat stacks of cash	0		
186	bean	0		
187	loose teeth	0		
188	bat guano	0		
189	narrow guano coffee cup	0		
191	upside-down greedy batskin belt	0		Meat Drop: +20
192	batskin belt	0		
193	birthday candle	0		
194	Mr. Accessory of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Softcore Only
195	eXtreme nose ring of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15
196	disassembled clover	0		
197	skewed wobbly rat whisker	0		
198	rat appendix	0		
199	wobbly ring of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
200	moldy rat appendix kabob	3	crappy	
201	fancy small bland bat wing kabob	2	decent	Effect: "Slimily Speedy", Effect Duration: 25
202	massive normal carob chunks	7	good	
203	herbs	0		
204	big adequate upside-down carob chunk cookies	5	good	
205	secret blend of herbs and spices	0		
206	piercing post	0		
207	bouncing hippy herbal tea	1	good	
208	patchouli incense stick	0		
209	wad of tofu	0		
210	mirror Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	0		Bonus Resting MP: +7
211	decorative fountain	0		
212	windchimes	0		
213	twirling wobbly flame-retardant gravedigger's filthy corduroys	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 2xPotato, cap 15"
214	green Da Vinci's filthy knitted dread sack	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 15"
215	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	0		
216	fancy normal carob brownies	3	good	Effect: "Turn On, Tune In, Play Ball!", Effect Duration: 50
217	rotten diet herb brownies	1	crappy	
218	hemp string	0		
219	squat necklace chain	0		
220	lime green gnoll teeth	0		
221	green knitted gnoll-tooth necklace	0		Cold Resistance: +3
222	phat turquoise bead	0		
223	healthy phat turquoise bracelet	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20
224	lime green manspreader's eyepatch	0		Monster Level: +10, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, cap 6"
225	snack-sized spoiled blinking tofu casserole	2	crappy	
226	boiled shaking purple can of Red Minotaur	1	good	Effect: "Patience of the Tortoise", Effect Duration: 10
227	bouncing coward's Kentucky-fried meat sword	0		Monster Level: -20
228	blurry Socratic Kentucky-fried meat staff	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1
229	spinning Kentucky-fried meat crossbow of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3
230	jittery razor-sharp dead guy's watch	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
231	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	0		
232	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	0		
233	narrow Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	0		
234	blurry Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	0		
235	narrow miser's occult Bigger Bugfinder Blade	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Meat Drop: +10
236	upside-down Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	0		
237	irresponsibly strong artisanal bottle of gin	6	EPIC	
238	mediocre bottle of vodka	3	decent	
239	upside-down fireproof Orcish baseball cap of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Hot Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 15"
240	rosewater-soaked healthy Orcish cargo shorts	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 2xGhuol, cap 15"
241	dance instructor's Orcish frat-paddle	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
242	big delicious	5	awesome	
243	toothsome grapefruit	4	awesome	
244	normal grapes	3	good	
245	normal wobbly huge olive	3	good	
246	rotten upside-down tomato	3	crappy	
247	bouncing fermenting powder	0		
248	smooth salty dog	4	awesome	
249	acceptable special skewed bloody mary	4	good	Effect: "Heart of Pink", Effect Duration: 45
250	drinkable tumbling screwdriver	4	good	
251	smooth high-proof narrow martini	8	awesome	
252	artisanal bloody beer	4	EPIC	
253	enchanted artisanal jittery shot of schnapps	4	EPIC	Effect: "Crimbo Epiphany", Effect Duration: 30
254	bad watered-down mirror shot of grapefruit schnapps	2	decent	
255	smooth maroon jittery fine wine	3	awesome	
256	watered-down acceptable shot of tomato schnapps	2	good	
257	artisanal high-proof extra-spicy bloody mary	7	EPIC	
258	ghostly dense meat stack	0		
259	snake skin	0		
260	delicious skewed White Citadel fries	4	awesome	
261	flavorless tiny narrow White Citadel burger	1	decent	
262	small normal fuchsia tumbling piece of wedding cake	2	good	
263	stale miniature special chocolate chips	2	decent	Effect: "X-Ray Vision", Effect Duration: 35
264	small decent shaking chocolate chip cookies	2	good	
265	aromatic satin pants	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xPotato, cap 10"
266	irresponsibly strong artisanal lightning	9	EPIC	
267	ghostly Temple Grandin's mullet wig	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 10"
268	wizardly meat cowboy hat	0		Mysticality: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 3xLep, cap 10"
269	boxer's sword	0		Muscle Percent: +10
270	picket fence	0		
271	dried fuchsia blurry barbell	1		
272	twisted concentrated magicalness pill	1		
273	altered moxie weed	1		
274	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	0		
275	mosquito larva	0		
276	leprechaun hatchling	0		
277	altered twirling jittery purple extra-strength strongness elixir	1		
278	boiled green jug-o-magicalness	1		
279	modified suntan lotion of moxiousness	1		
280	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	0		
281	foul-smelling gasmask	0		Stench Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 12"
282	Boris's key	0		
283	Jarlsberg's key	0		
284	Sneaky Pete's key	0		
285	veiny walrus-tusk earring	0		Maximum HP: +10
286	Lo Pan's ring of half-assed regeneration	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Single Equip
287	twirling miser's Boris's ring	0		Meat Drop: +10
288	potato sprout	0		
289	shaking Jarlsberg's earring of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
290	arcane researcher's Sneaky Pete's breath spray	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
291	can of maces of the blizzard of the sweet-tooth	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Candy Drop: +100
292	rubber axe of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30
293	Jeselnik's chef's hat of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Sleaze Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xLep, cap 7"
294	Da Vinci's pail	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, cap 7"
295	banded demonskin trousers	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 3xPotato, cap 17"
296	wobbly dungeoneer's dungarees of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 4xPotato, cap 7"
297	extra-galvanized galvanized adjusted skewed tamarind-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Hot Buttoned", Effect Duration: 57
298	colloidal ionized blinking lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Celestial Sheen", Effect Duration: 37
299	triple-anodized twirling pickle-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "critical.enh", Effect Duration: 36
300	dry tarnished jabañero-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Helping Comes Second", Effect Duration: 67
301	flat dough	0		
302	decent small Knob sausage	2	good	
303	immense normal Knob mushroom	9	good	
304	fuchsia dry noodles	0		
305	therapeutic Knob Goblin harem pants	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 8xPotato, cap 2"
306	flame-retardant Knob Goblin harem veil	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "5xLep, cap 2"
307	oxidized ghostly Knob Goblin perfume	0		Effect: "Toast Tea", Effect Duration: 44
308	Knob Goblin elite helm of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, cap 15"
309	yellow slick Knob Goblin elite pants	0		Moxie: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, cap 15"
310	lightning-fast Knob Goblin elite polearm	0		Initiative: +40
311	maroon hill of beans	0		
312	red frightening Knob Goblin visor	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 12"
313	mirror huge banded Crown of the Goblin King	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 17"
314	normal bean burrito	3	good	
315	normal huge bean burrito	6	good	
316	spoiled insanely bean burrito	3	crappy	
317	tasty enchanted bean burrito	3	awesome	Effect: "Knightlife", Effect Duration: 15
318	small stale bean burrito	2	decent	
319	fancy normal insanely bean burrito	4	good	Effect: "Slimed Stomach", Effect Duration: 50
320	snack-sized decent narrow bat haggis	2	good	
321	bite-sized stale skewed menudo	1	decent	
322	delicious enchanted tumbling goat cheese	3	awesome	Effect: "Lucky Cat Is Lucky", Effect Duration: 15
323	moldy plain pizza	3	crappy	
324	flavorless sausage pizza	3	decent	
325	spoiled olive goat cheese pizza	3	crappy	
326	toothsome shaking mushroom pizza	4	awesome	
327	fuchsia goat	0		
328	spirit-forward artisanal bottle of whiskey	5	EPIC	
329	vibrating goat beard	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 15"
330	spinning glass of goat's milk	1	decent	
331	acceptable Canadian	4	good	
332	stale cyan skewed lemon	4	decent	
333	bland lime	3	decent	
334	flame-retardant sabre teeth	0		Hot Resistance: +1
335	sabre-toothed lime cub	0		
336	groovy consolation ribbon	0		Moxie Percent: +10
337	twirling ol' trophy	0		
338	tenderizing hammer	0		
339	spinning Cobb's Knob lab key	0		
340	aerosolized cyan Knob Goblin steroids	0		Effect: "Sauce Monocle", Effect Duration: 45
341	frozen Knob Goblin love potion	0		Effect: "Cockroach Scurry", Effect Duration: 29
342	gray Knob Goblin stink bomb	0		
343	ionized quantum Knob Goblin sharpening spray	0		Effect: "Pasty", Effect Duration: 54
344	Knob Goblin seltzer	0		
345	jittery Knob Goblin superseltzer	0		
346	scrumptious reagent	0		
347	Dyspepsi-Cola	0		
348	wobbly stylish ninja mask	0		Moxie: +25, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xBarrr, cap 20"
349	icy katana hilt	0		
350	purple hot katana blade	0		
351	spinning blurry miser's icy-hot katana of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Meat Drop: +10
352	blue weightlifter's ninja hot pants	0		Muscle: +15, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 3xPotato, cap 17"
353	blinking ninja stars	0		
354	nunchaku of courage of Flo-Jo	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Initiative: +100
355	ghostly eXtreme scarf of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 25"
356	blurry banded snowboarder pants	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 25"
357	bouncing Mountain Stream soda	0		
358	diet spoiled fancy gr8ps	1	crappy	Effect: "Crudé", Effect Duration: 15
359	normal miniature t8r tots	2	good	
360	miner's helmet of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 20"
361	resourceful miner's pants	0		Maximum MP: +50, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1.5xPotato, cap 20"
362	yellow baleful 7-Foot Dwarven mattock	0		Spell Damage: +25
363	linoleum ore	0		
364	cyan bouncing asbestos ore	0		
365	gray chrome ore	0		
366	linoleum sword hilt	0		
367	twirling linoleum stick	0		
368	linoleum crossbow string	0		
369	maroon blurry asbestos sword hilt	0		
370	asbestos stick	0		
371	asbestos crossbow string	0		
372	blue blinking chrome sword hilt	0		
373	chrome stick	0		
374	chrome crossbow string	0		
375	linoleum meat stack	0		
376	lime green asbestos meat stack	0		
377	bouncing chrome meat stack	0		
378	linoleum sword of wisdom of the sweet-tooth	0		Mysticality: +15, Candy Drop: +100
379	executive sinister linoleum staff	0		Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +40
380	linoleum crossbow of wisdom of the early riser	0		Mysticality: +15, Adventures: +7
381	steel-toed asbestos sword of the early riser	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Adventures: +7
382	double-paned asbestos staff of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Cold Resistance: +5
383	tumbling wholesome padded asbestos crossbow	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +10
384	wicked thinker's chrome sword	0		Mysticality: +10, Spell Damage: +5
385	cyan lightning-fast ruddy chrome staff	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Initiative: +40
386	squat experienced chrome crossbow of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience: +2
387	huge fuzzy dice	0		
388	yeti fur	0		
389	veiny meaty helmet turtle	0		Maximum HP: +10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 17"
390	pulsating asbestos helmet turtle of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xFairy, cap 20"
391	Jeselnik's linoleum helmet turtle	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xFairy, cap 25"
392	chrome helmet turtle of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xFairy, cap 30"
393	penguin skin	0		
394	blue yak skin	0		
395	hippopotamus skin	0		
396	family-friendly penguin shorts	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xGhuol, cap 30"
397	brainy yakskin pants	0		Mysticality: +5, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato, cap 35"
398	hippopotamus pants of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 32"
399	aromatic eXtreme mittens	0		Stench Resistance: +1
400	handful of drink tickets	0		
401	blinking Knob Kitchen grab-bag	0		
402	fireproof swashbuckling pants	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 1.5xFairy, cap 20"
403	MacGyver's shoulder parrot	0		Maximum MP: +100
404	wizardly acoustic guitarrr	0		Mysticality: +25
405	sunken chest	0		
406	ghostly pirate pelvis	0		
407	jittery pirate skull	0		
408	pirate skeleton	0		
409	twirling vial of patchouli oil	0		
410	avaricious sk8board	0		Meat Drop: +30
411	Jolly Roger charrrm	0		
412	barrrnacle	0		
413	banded Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	0		Damage Absorption: +100
414	lime green toasty crowbarrr	0		Hot Damage: +5
415	Da Vinci's leotarrrd	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 22"
416	purple prompt safarrri hat	0		Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, cap 22"
417	quadruple-colloidal pressed henna tattoo	0		Effect: "Infernal Thirst", Effect Duration: 60
418	anodized moist Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	0		Effect: "Aspect of the GravyPlum Fairy", Effect Duration: 14
419	pickled electrified wet ghostly tumbling serum of sarcasm	0		Effect: "Sticky Fingers", Effect Duration: 13
420	irradiated ghostly maroon tomato juice of powerful power	0		Effect: "World's Shortest Giant", Effect Duration: 48
421	wet quantum philter of phorce	0		Effect: "Punch Another Day", Effect Duration: 61
422	extra-unsweetened boiled potion of potency	0		Effect: "Flimsy Shield of the Pastalord", Effect Duration: 47
423	quadruple-pressed vacuum-sealed cordial of concentration	0		Effect: "Dreadful Smell", Effect Duration: 53
424	super-polymerized colloidal non-ionized blurry ointment of the occult	0		Effect: "Braaaains Over Braaaawwn", Effect Duration: 35
425	corrupted aerosolized oil of expertise	0		Effect: "Spore-Wreathed", Effect Duration: 21
426	colloidal wet spinning potion of temporary gr8ness	0		Effect: "Antarctic Memories", Effect Duration: 59
427	gray double-paned box	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Wiki Name: "box"
428	bouncing nothing-in-the-box	0		
429	beanbag chair	0		Bonus Resting MP: +30
430	acid-squirting flower	0		Single Equip, Thorns: 1
431	teal huge clown shoes of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Clowniness: 25
432	upside-down narrow bloody clown pants of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Clowniness: 25, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 2xFairy, cap 12"
433	skinny balloon	0		
434	maroon MacGyver's balloon helmet	0		Maximum MP: +100, Clowniness: 25, Familiar Effect: "3xFairy, cap 12"
435	olive Jack Frost's Jim Carey's balloon sword	0		Monster Level: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Clowniness: 50
436	balloon monkey	0		
437	chef skull	0		
438	chef-in-the-box	0		
439	bartender skull	0		
440	bartender-in-the-box	0		
441	chef-skull-in-the-box	0		
442	tumbling bartender-skull-in-the-box	0		
443	tumbling narrow lime green beer lens	0		
444	beer goggles	0		
445	cyan bouncing smooth box-in-the-box	0		Moxie: +15
446	nothing-in-the-box-in-the-box	0		
447	box-in-the-box-in-the-box of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15
448	maroon Jeselnik's smelly foolscap fool's cap	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Clowniness: 25, Familiar Effect: "3xVolley, cap 10"
449	Herculean clown nose	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Clowniness: 25
450	bouncing pretentious paintbrush	0		
451	pretentious palette	0		
452	disease	0		
453	sober pill	0		
454	screwdriver	0		
455	gigantic adequate yellow jumbo olive	7	good	
456	aged dry martini	4	awesome	
457	prompt ye olde golde frontes	0		Adventures: +3, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip
458	continuum transfunctioner	0		
459	pixel	0		
460	pixel	0		
461	mirror pixel	0		
462	pixel	0		
463	pixel	0		
464	shaking pixel potion	0		
465	purple pixel potion	0		
466	pixel potion	0		
467	moldy massive pixel pie	6	crappy	
468	cyan ruby W	0		
469	wussiness potion	0		
470	artisanal enchanted practically non-alcoholic Imp Ale	1	EPIC	Effect: "Comic Violence", Effect Duration: 20
471	normal hot wing	3	good	
472	ghostly lard-coated diamond-studded cane	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Disco Bandit"
473	crutch of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25
474	cast	0		
475	narrow lard-coated frosty mask	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xBarrr, cap 15"
476	ghostly hellion cube	0		
477	huge Socratic infernal insoles of dire peril	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Weapon Damage: +20
478	evil arch	0		
479	dodecagram	0		
480	box of birthday candles	0		
481	eldritch butterknife	0		
482	nasty Mr. Container	0		Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2004-12"
483	personal trainer's Newbiesport™ backpack	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Last Available: "2004-12"
484	shaking therapeutic hemp backpack	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2004-12"
485	gray snakehead charrrm	0		
486	shaking squat greedy Talisman o' Namsilat	0		Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip
487	huge purple wholesome arrrgyle socks	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10
488	guitar pick	0		
489	upside-down drab sonata	0		
490	personal trainer's slick mesh cap	0		Moxie: +10, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 41"
491	bouncing enormous belt buckle	0		
492	veiny personal trainer's chaps	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum HP: +10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xBarrr, cap 40"
493	tumbling ketchup hound	0		
494	squat batblade of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20
495	mirror catgut	0		
496	cat appendix	0		
497	gnatwing	0		
498	moldy tiny papaya	1	crappy	
499	perfumed padded denim axe	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Stench Resistance: +5
500	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	0		
501	half-sized moldy Elfin shortbread	2	crappy	
502	shaking pagoda plans	0		
503	stale skewered cat appendix	3	decent	
504	evil arches	0		
505	narrow friendly hardened gnatwing earring	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Familiar Weight: +3
506	tiny adequate Hell broth	1	good	
507	shaking vibrating thunderrr guitarrr	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10
508	sonata	0		
509	Hey Deze nuts	0		
510	ghostly narrow Boris's key lime	0		
511	Jarlsberg's key lime	0		
512	jittery Sneaky Pete's key lime	0		
513	stale Boris's key lime pie	3	decent	
514	spoiled narrow Jarlsberg's key lime pie	4	crappy	
515	stale half-sized Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	2	decent	
516	shaking Hey Deze map	0		
517	family-friendly bejeweled accordion strap	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Class: "Accordion Thief"
518	bouncing bouncing mystery juice	0		
519	moxie magnet	0		Moxie Controls MP
520	leaflet	0		
521	cyan chaotic kickback cookbook	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10
522	lime green one-winged stab bat	0		
523	rewinged stab bat	0		
524	acceptable purple blurry papaya sling	4	good	
525	grue egg	0		
526	Frobozz Real-Estate Company Instant House (TM)	0		
527	volleyball	0		
528	blood-faced volleyball	0		
529	fertilized ghuol egg	0		
530	dry energized skewed spray paint	0		Effect: "Pasty", Effect Duration: 52
531	cyan censurious special sauce glove	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Class: "Sauceror", Single Equip
532	spinning ladle of mystery of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Class: "Sauceror"
533	Gnollish toolbox	0		
534	tumbling abridged dictionary	0		
535	teal bridge	0		
536	dictionary	0		
537	pr0n legs	0		
538	smartaleck's f3d0r4	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 27"
539	lowercase N	0		
540	wet Tasty Fun Good rice candy	0		Effect: "Feelin' Philosophical", Effect Duration: 20
541	manspreader's draggin' ball hat of the detective	0		Monster Level: +10, Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 25"
542	sinister 1337 7r0uZ0RZ of the cheetah	0		Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, cap 27"
543	toothsome Trollhouse cookies	3	awesome	
544	spinning rosy-cheeked steel-toed talons	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum HP Percent: +30
545	rotten big Spam Witch sammich	5	crappy	
546	tumbling meat vortex	0		
547	334 scroll	0		
548	bouncing 668 scroll	0		
549	squat 30669 scroll	0		
550	33398 scroll	0		
551	64067 scroll	0		
552	64735 scroll	0		
553	31337 scroll	0		
554	miniature adequate pr0n cocktail	2	good	
555	prompt Samson's drywall axe	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Adventures: +3
556	shaking reassuring Pine-Fresh air freshener	0		Spooky Resistance: +1
557	tolerable high-proof whiskey and cola	10	good	
558	yummy special green papaya taco	3	awesome	Effect: "Chauve-Souris Merde Fou", Effect Duration: 45
559	razor-sharp can lid	0		
560	spoiled stalk of asparagus	3	crappy	
561	pregnant mushroom	0		
562	ratgut	0		
563	sonar-in-a-biscuit	0		
564	perfectly mixed Mad Train wine	4	EPIC	
565	shellacked hobo gloves	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Single Equip
566	tumbling Jeselnik's bum cheek	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xVolley, cap 5"
567	yellow hermit script	0		
568	diet delicious Double Bacon Beelzeburger	1	awesome	
569	moldy Lord of the Flies-sized fries	4	crappy	
570	miniature decent Chicken Sandwich	2	good	
571	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	1	good	
572	spoiled fuchsia Children's Meal of the Damned	3	crappy	
573	delicious jumbo noodles	5	awesome	
574	tasty narrow noodles	3	awesome	
575	half-sized bland painful penne pasta	2	decent	
576	bland miniature ravioli della hippy	2	decent	
577	stale small pr0n m4nic0tti	2	decent	
578	moldy Hell ramen	3	crappy	
579	flavorless low-calorie boring spaghetti	1	decent	
580	pulsating sauce of the ages	0		
581	schmancy cheese sauce	0		
582	Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	0		
583	massive bland blinking fettucini Inconnu	8	decent	
584	delicious blinking spaghetti with Skullheads	3	awesome	
585	stale gnocchetti di Nietzsche	3	decent	
586	wobbly Van der Graaf ridiculously huge sword of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
587	non-diffused gray super-spiky hair gel	0		Effect: "Motion", Effect Duration: 15
588	soft echo eyedrop antidote	0		
589	thick moldy cocoa eggshell fragment	5	crappy	
590	moldy cocoa eggshell fragment	3	crappy	
591	cyan blurry cocoa egg	0		
592	purple house	0		
593	phonics down	0		
594	horrifying amulet of extreme plot significance	0		Spooky Damage: +25
595	cyan scroll of drastic healing	0		
596	Jack Frost's titanium assault umbrella	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50
597	lard-coated Mohawk wig	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 35"
598	the Slug Lord's map	0		
599	pants of the Slug Lord of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 3xPotato, cap 8"
600	upside-down lightning-fast double-paned Dr. Hobo's scalpel	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Initiative: +40
601	Dr. Hobo's map	0		
602	fuchsia Degrassi Knoll shopping list	0		
603	Item #13	0		
604	Penultimate Fantasy chest	0		
605	skewed Tissue Paper Immateria	0		
606	jittery Tin Foil Immateria	0		
607	mirror Gauze Immateria	0		
608	twirling huge Plastic Wrap Immateria	0		
609	S.O.C.K.	0		
610	procrastination potion	0		
611	D	0		
612	original G	0		
613	yellow plot hole	0		
614	non-boiled probability potion	0		Effect: "Tiki Temerity", Effect Duration: 30
615	chaos butterfly	0		
616	mirror red furry fur	0		
617	denatured magnetized Angry Farmer candy	0		Effect: "Extra-Thick Blood", Effect Duration: 11
618	non-Vulcanized super-warmed frozen teal Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	0		Effect: "Rage of the Reindeer", Effect Duration: 58
619	needle of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20
620	boiled thin candle	0		Effect: "Magically Fingered", Effect Duration: 48
621	pulsating Warm Subject gift certificate	0		
622	awful poetry journal	0		
623	WA	0		
624	NG	0		
625	wang	0		
626	teal Wand of Nagamar	0		
627	ND	0		
628	jittery metallic A	0		
629	eye of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100
630	photoprotoneutron torpedo	0		
631	flame-wreathed furry pants	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, MP regen, cap 37"
632	Oprah's disturbing fanfic	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50
633	red Fonzie's Newton's wolf mask	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Experience (Moxie): +1, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, HP regen, cap 37"
634	cool whip	0		
635	censurious paper umbrella	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3
636	meat globe	0		
637	wobbly toaster	0		
638	Annie Oakley's healthy asshat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xVolley, cap 7"
639	rotten bouncing ghostly abominable snowcone	3	crappy	
640	Ent cider	1	decent	
641	flavorless toast	4	decent	
642	skeleton key	0		
643	green skeleton key ring	0		
644	Crimbo pressie	0		Last Available: "2003-12"
645	wobbly pulsating wrapping paper	0		Last Available: "2003-12"
646	moldy low-calorie fruitcake	1	crappy	
647	present	0		Last Available: "2004-11"
648	Crimbo sword of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2004-10"
649	green smooth Crimbo hat	0		Moxie: +15, Familiar Effect: "1.75xVolley, 1.75xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-10"
650	beefy Crimbo pants	0		Muscle: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-10"
651	exclusive ultra-rare item of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30
652	quantum egg	0		
653	cyan intragalactic rowboat	0		
654	spinning star	0		
655	blurry line	0		
656	star chart	0		
657	blurry star sword of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25
658	miser's star crossbow	0		Meat Drop: +10
659	tumbling chaotic star staff	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10
660	MacGyver's star pants	0		Maximum MP: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 41"
661	reassuring star hat	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 0.5xPotato, cap 41"
662	brawny star buckler	0		Muscle Percent: +20
663	star throwing star	0		
664	ghostly green star starfish	0		
665	spinning Richard's star key	0		
666	tumbling prompt Lo Pan's brawny steaming evil	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Adventures: +3
667	purple castle map	0		
668	twirling banded spiked femur	0		Damage Absorption: +100
669	stale ghuol guolash	3	decent	
670	tumbling careful lihc face	0		Monster Level: -10, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr, cap 22"
671	green ribald Newton's grave robbing shovel	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Sleaze Damage: +10
672	stale cranberries	4	decent	
673	drinkable watered-down vodka and cranberry	2	good	
674	special bad whiskey	4	decent	Effect: "Ass Over Teakettle", Effect Duration: 40
675	bouncing Socratic skull of the Bonerdagon	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1
676	dragonbone belt buckle	0		
677	narrow pulsating Newton's badass belt	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3
678	chest of the Bonerdagon	0		
679	practically non-alcoholic acceptable wobbly roll in the hay	1	good	
680	watered-down artisanal slap and tickle	2	EPIC	
681	lousy high-proof bouncing jittery slip 'n' slide	8	decent	
682	smooth special tumbling a sump'm sump'm	3	awesome	Effect: "Human-Elf Hybrid", Effect Duration: 40
683	hand-crafted horizontal tango	4	EPIC	
684	enchanted mediocre pink pony	4	decent	Effect: "Salty Mouth", Effect Duration: 25
685	reassuring wool grievous Mr. Shirt	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Cold Resistance: +1, Spooky Resistance: +1
686	squat knuckles of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30
687	diffused upside-down yellow blood of the Wereseal	0		Effect: "Nano-juiced", Effect Duration: 24
688	blue gravedigger's pixel hat	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xVolley, cap 12"
689	mansplainer's pixel pants	0		Monster Level: +15, Familiar Effect: "atk, 4xPotato, cap 12"
690	twirling pixel sword of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5
691	digital key	0		
692	Ascension Souvenir T-Shirt	0		
693	reassuring harem girl t-shirt	0		Spooky Resistance: +1
694	Knob Goblin elite shirt of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15
696	narrow double-paned frilly shirt	0		Cold Resistance: +5
697	quilted soggy wofl t-shirt	0		Damage Absorption: +40
698	loathing eagle baby-doll shirt of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60
699	squat dangerous pirate shirt	0		Weapon Damage: +10
700	filthy hippy poncho of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
701	purple manspreader's floral print shirt	0		Monster Level: +10
702	Sherlock's coconut bikini top	0		Item Drop: +25
703	lion tamer's goth kid t-shirt	0		Experience (familiar): +2
704	hamethyst	0		
705	baconstone	0		
706	porquoise	0		
707	pork elf goodies sack	0		
708	pulsating squat ring setting	0		
709	pulsating jewelry-making pliers	0		
711	fuchsia MacGyver's smartaleck's hamethyst earring	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +100
712	twirling baleful hamethyst necklace of the pedagogue of the empath	0		Experience: +3, Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Weight: +5, Single Equip
713	blurry lightning-fast hamethyst bracelet of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Initiative: +40, Single Equip
714	spinning smooth hamethyst ring of the brute of temperance	0		Moxie: +15, Muscle Percent: +30, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip
715	squat rosy-cheeked baconstone earring of Leguizamo	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Monster Level: +20, Single Equip
716	toasty steel-toed baconstone pendant	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Hot Damage: +5
717	upside-down Jeselnik's veiny baconstone bracelet	0		Maximum HP: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip
718	upside-down Usain Bolt's fireproof baconstone ring of temperance	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Initiative: +80, Single Equip
719	lard-coated occult porquoise eyebrow ring	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
720	perfumed padded porquoise necklace	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip
721	tumbling brawny porquoise bracelet of Gandalf	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +20
722	wobbly flame-retardant wholesome porquoise ring of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip
723	normal Knoll mushroom	3	good	
724	stale gigantic mushroom	9	decent	
725	one million meat pancakes	0		
726	personal trainer's huge mirror shard	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
727	hedge maze puzzle	0		
728	hedge maze key	0		
729	cyan fishbowl	0		
730	olive fishtank	0		
731	pulsating cyan fish hose	0		
732	fuchsia squat hosed tank	0		
733	hosed fishbowl	0		
734	reassuring lion tamer's sage makeshift SCUBA gear	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience (familiar): +2, Spooky Resistance: +1, Adventure Underwater
735	grievous easter egg balloon	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50
736	stone tablet (Sinister Strumming)	0		
737	gray stone tablet (Squeezings of Woe)	0		
738	stone tablet (Really Evil Rhythm)	0		
739	tambourine bells	0		
740	blue tumbling tambourine of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50
741	broken skull	0		
742	flavorless pulsating Knoll shroomkabob	4	decent	
743	big special bland mushroom	5	decent	Effect: "Rain Dancin'", Effect Duration: 10
744	altered frozen blinking hair spray	0		Effect: "Mucilaginous Mentalism", Effect Duration: 18
746	blurry pulsating stat script	0		
747	Knob Goblin firecracker	0		
748	maroon gourd potion	0		
749	bland small warm mushroom	2	decent	
750	flavorless mushroom quesadilla	3	decent	
751	stale jittery cool mushroom	4	decent	
752	immense adequate cool mushroom casserole	6	good	
753	spoiled narrow pointy mushroom	4	crappy	
754	decent narrow green cream of pointy mushroom soup	4	good	
755	fancy bland mushroom	4	decent	Effect: "Bored Stiff", Effect Duration: 45
756	bland fancy mushroom	4	decent	Effect: "Hammered", Effect Duration: 30
757	special decent mushroom	4	good	Effect: "substats.enh", Effect Duration: 15
758	spoiled upside-down ghost cucumber	4	crappy	
759	dill	0		
760	vinegar	0		
761	shaking brine	0		
762	perfectly mixed watered-down especially salty dog	2	EPIC	
763	ghostly pickling solution	0		
764	super-sized stale pulsating spectral pickle	5	decent	
765	briny vinegar	0		
766	lime green ghost pickle on a stick	0		
767	deionized magnetized spinning cologne of contempt	0		Effect: "Transcendental Wind", Effect Duration: 17
768	stanky spork	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25
769	scorching voodoo doll	0		Hot Damage: +25
770	purple miser's arcane researcher's basic meat fez	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "3xLep, cap 11"
771	tassel	0		
772	foon of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50
773	wholesome basic meat spork of Leguizamo	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Monster Level: +20
774	hardy Sinatra's basic meat foon	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum HP: +50
775	Yeti Protest Sign	0		
776	flame-retardant kneecapping stick	0		Hot Resistance: +1
777	energetic iron pasta spoon	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20
778	hale support cummerbund	0		Maximum HP: +20
779	maroon Mob Penguin cellular phone	0		
780	scroll of pasta summoning	0		
781	quantum blurry mafia aria	0		Effect: "Feroci Tea", Effect Duration: 63
782	Mr. Exploiter	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
783	'Villa' document	0		
784	practically non-alcoholic bad Acqua Del Piatto Merlot	1	decent	Last Available: "2004-10"
785	raffle ticket	0		
786	low-calorie moldy strawberry	1	crappy	
787	lousy bottle of rum	3	decent	
788	perfectly mixed weak blurry strawberry daiquiri	2	EPIC	
789	perfectly mixed weak rum and cola	2	EPIC	
790	mediocre shaking grog	4	decent	
791	supercharged Mafia bow tie of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2004-10"
792	chaotic Golden Mr. Accessory	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Softcore Only
793	alkaline energized chilled spinning oil of stability	0		Effect: "Sugar High", Effect Duration: 14
794	corrupted non-cold-filtered oil of slipperiness	0		Effect: "Violent Night", Effect Duration: 49
795	watered-down delicious bouncing Acque Luride Grezze Cabernet	2	awesome	Last Available: "2004-10"
796	friendly rosy-cheeked cement shoes of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2004-10"
797	perfectly mixed practically non-alcoholic rockin' wagon	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
798	perfectly mixed irresponsibly strong ocean motion	8	EPIC	
799	smooth fuzzbump	3	awesome	
800	adequate fancy snack-sized poutine	2	good	Effect: "Make Meat FA$T!", Effect Duration: 15
801	thick stale Knob stir-fry	5	decent	
804	thick moldy wobbly Knoll stir-fry	5	crappy	
805	miniature decent stir-fry	2	good	
806	normal asparagus stir-fry	3	good	
807	stale diet olive stir-fry	1	decent	
808	jumbo flavorless Knob sausage stir-fry	5	decent	
809	enchanted moldy bat wing stir-fry	4	crappy	Effect: "Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric", Effect Duration: 15
810	normal rat appendix stir-fry	4	good	
811	adequate miniature tofu stir-fry	2	good	
812	miniature rotten pr0n stir-fry	2	crappy	
813	normal Knob shells	3	good	
814	decent bätzle	3	good	
815	flavorless small ratini	2	decent	
816	flavorless ghostly Knob stroganoff	4	decent	
817	big special spoiled blinking menudo ravioli	5	crappy	Effect: "Heart of Green", Effect Duration: 30
818	plus sign	0		
819	milky potion	0		
820	spinning swirly potion	0		
821	bubbly potion	0		
822	smoky potion	0		
823	wobbly wobbly cloudy potion	0		
824	effervescent potion	0		
825	yellow fizzy potion	0		
826	spinning bouncing dark potion	0		
827	murky potion	0		
828	baby killer bee	0		
829	anti-anti-antidote	0		
830	toothsome massive royal jelly	7	awesome	
831	small box	0		
832	box	0		
833	pulsating healthy vorpal blade	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20
834	ghostly Usain Bolt's fortified cornuthaum	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, 1.25xFairy, cap 21"
835	fireproof ring of aggravate monster	0		Hot Resistance: +3
836	spoiled mind flayer corpse	3	crappy	
837	artisanal watered-down Uovo Marcio Shiraz	2	super ultra mega EPIC	Last Available: "2004-10"
838	forbidden Mafia stogie of the scaredy-cat	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2004-10"
839	weak enchanted drinkable Maiali Sifilitici Pinot Noir	2	good	Effect: "Space Tripping", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2004-10"
840	spinning scorching hale Mafia violin case	0		Maximum HP: +20, Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2004-10"
841	artisanal spinning tomato daiquiri	3	EPIC	
842	irresponsibly strong fancy mediocre beertini	6	decent	Effect: "Slippery Tongue", Effect Duration: 35
843	hand-crafted pulsating salty slug	3	EPIC	
844	watered-down bad huge papaya slung	2	decent	
845	MAHI fez of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 0.5xPotato, 0.5xLep, 0.5xFairy"
847	blinking heteroerotic frat-paddle	0		
848	hypodermic needle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
849	Meat detector	0		Familiar Weight: +5
850	many-eyed glasses	0		Familiar Weight: +5
851	prosthetic forehead	0		Familiar Weight: +5
852	gray ghostly shaker of salt	0		Familiar Weight: +5
853	jittery blundarrrbus	0		Familiar Weight: +5
854	sucky decal	0		Familiar Weight: +5
855	twirling balloon knife	0		Familiar Weight: +5
856	shock collar	0		
857	blurry yellow moonglasses	0		
858	palm-frond toupee	0		Familiar Weight: +5
859	knife and fork	0		Familiar Weight: +5
860	eye-pod	0		Familiar Weight: +5
861	purple chocolate spurs	0		Familiar Weight: +5
862	magnifying glass	0		Familiar Weight: +5
863	narrow skewer-mounted razor blade	0		Familiar Weight: +5
864	stinger	0		Familiar Weight: +5
865	skewed lead necklace	0		Familiar Weight: +3
866	upside-down shaving cream	0		
867	corrupted galvanized tumbling upside-down fuchsia pine tar	0		Effect: "Provocative Perkiness", Effect Duration: 18
869	blurry forest tears	0		
870	mansplainer's fetus-smashing club	0		Monster Level: +15
871	cyan meatcar model	0		Familiar Weight: +5
872	twirling Time Juice	0		Last Available: "2004-01"
873	rolling pin	0		
874	ghostly unrolling pin	0		
875	grievous wizardly crazy bastard sword of the pedagogue	0		Mysticality: +25, Experience: +3, Weapon Damage Percent: +50
876	purple frightening supercool incredibly dense meat gem of vim and vigor	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Spooky Damage: +5
877	tumbling brainy Talisman of Baio	0		Mysticality: +5
878	mirror toasty hypnodisk	0		Hot Damage: +5
879	quadruple-deionized nitrogenated blue bottle of goofballs	0		Effect: "Arresistible", Effect Duration: 17
880	disbelief suspenders of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3
881	supportive bra of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20
882	teal ghostly Blatantly Canadian	0		
883	maple syrup	1	EPIC	
884	mirror banded los chinos	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, HP regen, cap 13"
885	upside-down twirling axe of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30
886	leaflet	0		
887	maroon upside-down leaf	0		
888	maple leaf	0		
889	balaclava of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1.5xLep, cap 12"
890	bland balaclava baklava	3	decent	
891	lightning-fast Warehouse 23 bling	0		Initiative: +40
892	greedy gravedigger's forbidden bugbear-smiting sword	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Spooky Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +20
893	artisanal blue lumbering jack	4	EPIC	
894	Dark Jill-O-Lantern	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
895	Ms. Accessory of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Softcore Only
896	upside-down hale Mr. Accessory Jr. of the businessman	0		Maximum HP: +20, Meat Drop: +50, Softcore Only
897	narrow coffee sprite	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-10"
898	Cheshire Bitten	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-10"
899	custom avatar form	0		Free Pull
900	smile-sharpening stone	0		Familiar Weight: +5
901	jittery espresso maker	0		Familiar Weight: +5
902	100-Watt bulb	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
903	drinkable practically non-alcoholic Spasmi Dolorosi Del Rene Champagne	1	good	Last Available: "2004-10"
904	baleful experienced school Mafia knickerbockers of extreme caution	0		Experience: +2, Spell Damage: +25, Monster Level: -25, Familiar Effect: "5xGhoul, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-10"
905	moist improved Yummy Tummy bean	0		Effect: "Cat Class, Cat Style", Effect Duration: 69
906	extra-activated boiled enhanced wobbly wobbly Rock Pops	0		Effect: "Sugar Smacks", Effect Duration: 24
907	dry Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "Spooky Hands", Effect Duration: 20
908	super-tarnished alkaline galvanized wobbly Cold Hots candy	0		Effect: "Ancient Protected", Effect Duration: 57
909	extra-diffused corrupted Wint-O-Fresh mint	0		Effect: "Slimily Strong", Effect Duration: 42
910	bite-sized tasty dwarf bread	1	awesome	
911	electrified jittery Senior Mints	0		Effect: "Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric", Effect Duration: 34
912	adjusted spinning pixellated candy heart	0		Effect: "Quaaaaaaa", Effect Duration: 58
913	altered galvanized squat skewed kobold	0		Effect: "Impregnabili Tea", Effect Duration: 47
914	hand turkey outline	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2004-11"
915	cyan yam pinky ring	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
916	blinking pulsating wholesome personal trainer's intergalactic pom poms	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +10
917	Mob Penguin protection contract	0		
918	electrified Radio Free Baseball Cap	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2006-07"
919	Radio Free Pants of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xGhoul, 1xLep, cap 37", Last Available: "2006-07"
920	teal Radio Free Foil of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2006-07"
921	normal radio button candy	3	good	
922	severed rocking horse head of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100
923	skewed broken cellular phone	0		Last Available: "2004-01"
924	crimbo elfling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
925	bouncing dental pliers	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
926	flattened wet blue Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	0		Effect: "Stevedave's Shanty of Superiority", Effect Duration: 50
927	drinkable Ferita Del Petto Zinfandel	3	good	Last Available: "2006-12"
928	fuzzy bracelets of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
929	upside-down thinker's arse-shooting crossbow	0		Mysticality: +10
931	drinkable fortified spiced rum	5	good	
932	weak bad eggnog	2	decent	
933	adequate candy cane	4	good	
934	rotten jumbo gingerbread bugbear	5	crappy	
935	lightning-fast imitation nice watch	0		Initiative: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2004-12", Nonstackable Watch
936	wobbly Hanukkimbo dreidl	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
937	menorette	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2004-12"
938	Herculean plastic sword	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Last Available: "2004-12"
939	spinning small Crimbo Pressie	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
940	narrow bow	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
941	Crimbo stocking	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
942	friendly bowler	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 1.5xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-12"
943	healthy shellacked bow staff	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2004-12"
944	mirror bowlegged pants of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-12"
945	spinning skewered jumbo olive	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
946	fuchsia tumbling skewered lime	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
947	jittery skewered cherry	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
948	irresponsibly strong hand-crafted martini	10	EPIC	Last Available: "2004-12"
949	acceptable high-proof grogtini	7	good	Last Available: "2004-12"
950	drinkable spinning cherry bomb	4	good	Last Available: "2004-12"
951	twirling extra special Crimbo stocking	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
952	Jim Carey's smartaleck's hockey mask	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Monster Level: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1.5xGhuol, cap 25"
953	penguin-smacking club	0		Familiar Damage: +15
954	lime green orphan baby yeti	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
955	mirror beefcake's fez of etymology	0		Muscle: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 30"
956	stale carob chunk noodles	3	decent	
957	bland chorizo brownies	4	decent	
958	rotten gigantic chocolate and tomato pizza	6	crappy	
959	wobbly flange	0		
960	mirror clockwork key	0		
961	silk garter snake	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
962	twirling yellow mirror pulsating velvet choker	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
963	sizzling mansplainer's plastic seal clubber	0		Monster Level: +15, Hot Damage: +10
964	perfumed double-paned plastic turtle tamer	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Stench Resistance: +5
965	skewed Herculean plastic pastamancer of extreme caution	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Monster Level: -25
966	frightening medical-grade plastic sauceror	0		Spooky Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
967	red avaricious healthy plastic disco bandit	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +30
968	asbestos-lined plastic accordion thief of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Hot Resistance: +5
969	gravedigger's plastic mosquito	0		Spooky Damage: +10
970	mirror aromatic plastic leprechaun	0		Stench Resistance: +1
971	foul-smelling plastic levitating potato	0		Stench Damage: +10
972	plastic angry goat of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15
973	sage plastic sabre-toothed lime	0		Mysticality Percent: +10
974	plastic fuzzy dice of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5
975	plastic pirate skeleton of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25
976	plastic barrrnacle of the ox	0		Muscle: +20
977	greedy plastic howling balloon monkey	0		Meat Drop: +20
978	skewed avaricious plastic stab bat	0		Meat Drop: +30
979	supercool plastic grue	0		Moxie Percent: +20
980	clever plastic blood-faced volleyball	0		Maximum MP: +20
981	wobbly plastic ghuol whelp of the ox	0		Muscle: +20
982	upside-down personal trainer's plastic baby gravy fairy	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
983	green nippy plastic cocoabo	0		Cold Damage: +10
984	squat auspicious plastic star starfish	0		Item Drop: +10
985	spinning Newton's plastic ghost pickle on a stick	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3
986	spinning plastic killer bee of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5
987	plastic Cheshire bat of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25
988	twirling Oprah's plastic coffee pixie	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50
989	plastic bitchin' meatcar of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
990	lime green groovy plastic hermit	0		Moxie Percent: +10
991	tumbling friendly coward's plastic Boris of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Monster Level: -20, Familiar Weight: +3
992	ruddy Samson's plastic Jarlsberg of the cheetah	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Initiative: +60
993	yellow beefcake's plastic Sneaky Pete of the blizzard of the brazier	0		Muscle: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +25
994	greasy plastic Susie	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
995	flavorless immense Lucky Surprise Egg	6	decent	
998	maiden wig	0		Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, cap 8"
999	maid head	0		
1000	Meat maid	0		
1002	dog trainer's Xlyinia's notebook	0		Experience (familiar): +1
1003	soda water	0		
1004	hand-crafted distilled bottle of tequila	5	EPIC	
1005	artisanal practically non-alcoholic blinking boxed wine	1	EPIC	
1006	half-sized rotten cherry	2	crappy	
1007	coconut shell of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 7"
1008	hardened ice cubes	0		Damage Reduction: 3
1009	watered-down acceptable vodka martini	2	good	
1010	artisanal strong teal whiskey and soda	5	EPIC	
1011	fancy acceptable monkey wrench	3	good	Effect: "Mucilaginous Mentalism", Effect Duration: 25
1012	watered-down artisanal skewed upside-down tequila sunrise	2	EPIC	
1013	watered-down delicious margarita	2	awesome	
1014	watered-down mediocre strawberry wine	2	decent	
1015	triple-distilled lousy wine spritzer	8	decent	
1016	mediocre watered-down narrow perpendicular hula	2	decent	
1017	fancy artisanal watered-down ducha de oro	2	EPIC	Effect: "Grrrrrrreat!", Effect Duration: 45
1018	practically non-alcoholic artisanal calle de miel	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
1019	watered-down acceptable dry vodka martini	2	good	
1020	artisanal weak old-fashioned	2	EPIC	
1021	hand-crafted fortified tequila with training wheels	5	EPIC	
1022	lousy extra-dry sangria	5	decent	
1023	lousy vesper	4	decent	Last Available: "2004-12"
1024	hand-crafted narrow bodyslam	3	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2004-12"
1025	acceptable practically non-alcoholic sangria del diablo	1	good	Last Available: "2004-12"
1026	Valentine	0		Free Pull
1027	ghostly tumbling whip kit	0		
1028	blinking buckler buckle	0		
1029	blinking crafty hippo whip	0		Maximum MP: +10
1030	blinking smooth penguin whip	0		Moxie: +15
1031	beefcake's yak whip	0		Muscle: +25
1032	stylish gnauga hide whip	0		Moxie: +25
1033	olive gnauga hide	0		
1034	blinking padded hippo skin buckler	0		Damage Absorption: +20
1035	red penguin skin buckler of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25
1036	mirror yakskin buckler of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3
1037	shellacked gnauga hide buckler	0		Damage Reduction: 7
1038	warmed Connery's Elixir of Audacity	0		Effect: "Sweet Taste", Effect Duration: 58
1040	Tam O'Shanter	0		Meat Drop: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-03"
1041	aged beer	3	awesome	
1042	nippy string of beads	0		Cold Damage: +10
1043	groovy string of beads	0		Moxie Percent: +10
1044	greasy string of beads	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
1045	clever plastic bottle opener	0		Maximum MP: +20
1046	banded brainy traffic cone	0		Mysticality: +5, Damage Absorption: +100, Familiar Effect: "cap 15", Last Available: "2005-03"
1047	artisanal fancy weak ghostly N. O. Beer	2	EPIC	Effect: "Hood Ridin'", Effect Duration: 40
1048	modified ghostly oyster egg	1		
1049	powdered bouncing bouncing oyster egg	1		
1050	mixed oyster egg	1		
1051	plastic oyster egg	0		
1052	powdered oyster egg	1		Effect: "Super-Mega-Ultra-Hyper-Charged", Effect Duration: 15
1053	distilled gray jittery oyster egg	1		Effect: "Spooky Demeanor", Effect Duration: 10
1054	dehydrated gray oyster egg	1		
1055	plastic oyster egg	0		
1056	vaporized red puce oyster egg	1		
1057	vaporized gray puce oyster egg	1		
1058	boiled blurry puce oyster egg	1		
1059	puce plastic oyster egg	0		
1060	compressed tumbling cyan mauve oyster egg	1		
1061	diluted red mauve oyster egg	1		Effect: "Aspect of the Twinklefairy", Effect Duration: 40
1062	vaporized huge mauve oyster egg	1		Effect: "Carrion' On", Effect Duration: 15
1063	blinking mauve plastic oyster egg	0		
1064	powdered teal oyster egg	1		
1065	denatured spinning oyster egg	1		
1066	compressed oyster egg	1		
1067	blurry plastic oyster egg	0		
1068	boiled oyster egg	1		
1069	altered bouncing oyster egg	1		
1070	compressed blurry oyster egg	1		
1071	bouncing plastic oyster egg	0		
1072	dried jittery blinking off-white oyster egg	1		Effect: "Saucemastery", Effect Duration: 40
1073	powdered blinking off-white oyster egg	1		Effect: "Trufflin'", Effect Duration: 50
1074	altered green off-white oyster egg	1		Effect: "Night of the Nachos", Effect Duration: 20
1075	purple off-white plastic oyster egg	0		
1076	dehydrated upside-down oyster egg	1		
1077	mixed oyster egg	1		
1078	distilled pulsating mirror oyster egg	1		
1079	plastic oyster egg	0		
1080	oyster basket	0		
1081	ghostly ghostly emo roe	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-04"
1082	cyan gazing shoes	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
1083	personal raindrop	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-04"
1084	rainbow tie	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
1085	clockwork widget	0		
1086	clockwork thingamajig	0		
1087	ghostly clockwork doohickey	0		
1088	clockwork clockwise dome	0		
1089	clockwork spine	0		
1090	clockwork rings	0		
1091	clockwork claws	0		
1092	mirror clockwork sheet	0		
1093	clockwork counterclockwise dome	0		
1094	clockwork sphere	0		
1095	mirror green deactivated MicroMechaMech	0		
1096	shaking clockwork endoskeleton	0		
1097	jittery clockwork hat of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 20"
1098	squat energetic clockwork trench coat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20
1099	maroon padded clockwork pants	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 1.5xGhuol, cap 20"
1100	gnauga hide chaps of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 4xBarrr, cap 20"
1101	false eyelashes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1102	huge targeting chip	0		
1103	twirling unwound clockwork grapefruit	0		
1104	Mountie hat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1105	clockwork bartender head	0		
1106	clockwork chef head	0		
1107	clockwork maid head	0		
1108	tumbling blinking clockwork detective skull	0		
1109	clockwork bartender-head-in-the-box	0		
1110	shaking blinking skewed clockwork chef-head-in-the-box	0		
1111	clockwork bartender-in-the-box	0		
1112	clockwork chef-in-the-box	0		
1113	clockwork maid	0		
1114	blurry tisket	0		
1115	mirror narrow tasket	0		
1116	lime green annoying pitchfork	0		Monster Level: +5
1117	yellow chilly cool Stupid University Diploma of the cheetah	0		Moxie: +5, Cold Damage: +5, Initiative: +60
1118	narrow pregnant mushroom	0		
1119	pregnant mushroom	0		
1120	pregnant mushroom	0		
1121	inexplicably rock	0		
1122	fairy gravy	0		
1123	narrow smelly halfberd	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10
1124	small glove	0		
1125	blurry sharpshooter's therapeutic glove of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
1126	huge purple toothpick of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Single Equip
1127	Usain Bolt's ninja sword	0		Initiative: +80
1128	teeny-tiny ninja stars	0		
1129	blurry cool sequined fez	0		Moxie: +5, Familiar Effect: "1.75xLep, cap 20"
1130	twirling blank card	0		
1131	bouncing beet	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1132	bouncing Totally Gay Claymore	0		
1133	bouncing star shirt of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50
1134	cosmetics bag	0		
1135	dry eyeliner	0		Effect: "init.enh", Effect Duration: 56
1136	ionized tumbling bouncing lipstick	0		Effect: "Bugbear in Tooth and Claw", Effect Duration: 23
1137	skewed ghostly perfumed beefcake's bicycle chain	0		Muscle: +25, Stench Resistance: +5
1138	mushroom fermenting solution	0		
1139	enchanted hand-crafted mushroom wine	3	EPIC	Effect: "Fury of the Bells", Effect Duration: 30
1140	bad fancy weak ghostly icy mushroom wine	2	decent	Effect: "Concentration", Effect Duration: 35
1141	fancy tolerable mushroom wine	3	good	Effect: "Riboflavin'", Effect Duration: 5
1142	acceptable huge pointy mushroom wine	4	good	
1143	lousy flat mushroom wine	4	decent	
1144	drinkable cool mushroom wine	3	good	
1145	perfectly mixed weak knob mushroom wine	2	EPIC	
1146	artisanal blurry knoll mushroom wine	3	EPIC	
1147	special perfectly mixed mushroom wine	3	EPIC	Effect: "Mer-kinny Flavor", Effect Duration: 45
1148	weak lousy shot of flower schnapps	2	decent	
1149	moldy diet flower petal pie	1	crappy	
1150	perfectly mixed bouncing bottle of single-barrel whiskey	4	EPIC	
1151	Temple Grandin's brawny discarded plastic fork	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +7
1152	spinning gravy-covered maypole	0		Item Drop: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-05"
1153	bland Retenez L'Herbe Paté	3	decent	
1154	distilled spinning Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	1	EPIC	Effect: "Slimy Hands", Effect Duration: 40
1155	letter from King Ralph XI	0		
1157	Jim Carey's wholeberd	0		Monster Level: +25
1158	boiled Meleegra™ pills	0		Effect: "Smoking like a Bandit", Effect Duration: 66
1159	mariachi G-string	0		
1160	inspector's irate sombrero	0		Item Drop: +15, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 3xLep, cap 11"
1161	pile of candy	0		
1162	denatured chilled altered mirror handsomeness potion	0		Effect: "Surreally Buff", Effect Duration: 42
1163	vacuum-sealed wet marzipan skull	0		Effect: "Black Eyes", Effect Duration: 69
1164	squat poultrygeist	0		
1165	hovering sombrero	0		
1166	maracas	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1167	plain brown wrapper	0		
1168	less-than-three-shaped box	0		
1169	exactly-three-shaped box	0		
1170	spinning chocolate box	0		
1171	coffin	0		
1172	blurry asbestos box	0		
1173	linoleum box	0		
1174	blurry chrome box	0		
1175	cryptic puzzle box	0		
1176	refrigerated biohazard container	0		
1177	magnetic field	0		
1178	squat upside-down potted cactus	0		
1179	spinning ghostly daisy	0		
1180	potted fern	0		
1181	tulip	0		
1182	Venus flytrap	0		
1183	all-purpose flower	0		
1184	exotic orchid	0		
1185	shaking long-stemmed rose	0		
1186	jittery gilded lily	0		
1187	mirror deadly nightshade	0		
1188	lotus	0		
1189	can of asparagus	0		
1190	dodecapede	0		
1191	ghuol whelp	0		
1192	mirror zmobie	0		
1193	Raggedy Hippy doll	0		
1194	stab bat	0		
1195	spinning mirror apathetic lizardman doll	0		
1196	yeti	0		
1197	yellow Mob Penguin	0		
1198	huge tumbling sabre-toothed lime	0		
1199	blurry bugbear	0		
1200	spoiled diet mugcake	1	crappy	
1201	decent fancy miniature urinal cake	2	good	Effect: "Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude", Effect Duration: 35
1202	super-sized decent jittery Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	5	good	
1203	bland personalized birthday cake	3	decent	
1204	stale gigantic three-tiered wedding cake	6	decent	
1205	fancy moldy babycakes	3	crappy	Effect: "Salad Days", Effect Duration: 30
1206	moldy velvet cake	4	crappy	
1207	snack-sized adequate congratulatory cake	2	good	
1208	bland fancy huge angel-food cake	3	decent	Effect: "Stands Alone", Effect Duration: 5
1209	special bite-sized normal devil's-food cake	1	good	Effect: "You Ate Some Hemp Candy", Effect Duration: 25
1210	super-sized normal wobbly wobbly birthday party jellybean cheesecake	5	good	
1211	balloon	0		
1212	pulsating balloon	0		
1213	heart-shaped balloon	0		
1214	blurry anniversary balloon	0		
1215	Mylar balloon	0		
1216	jittery Kevlar balloon	0		
1217	cyan tumbling thought balloon	0		
1218	rat head balloon	0		Familiar Weight: -3
1219	mini-zeppelin	0		
1220	Mr. Balloon of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100
1221	squat balloon	0		
1222	blurry Lo Pan's Mr. Eh?	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Softcore Only
1224	skewed avaricious steel shillelagh of the brute of horror	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +30
1225	maroon stiffened Herculean steel skullcap of the sewer	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Damage Reduction: 1, Stench Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1xFairy, cap 22"
1226	narrow censurious grievous steel solitaire of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip
1227	purple scorching sizzling Jim Carey's steel scarf	0		Monster Level: +25, Hot Damage: 35, Single Equip
1228	purple supercharged wizardly brainy steel slacks	0		Mysticality: 30, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "prismatic atk, 4xBarrr, cap 22"
1229	shaking knitted flame-wreathed MacGyver's steel suspenders	0		Maximum MP: +100, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip
1230	dog trainer's smooth cool pikestaff	0		Moxie: 20, Experience (familiar): +1
1231	rosewater-soaked pith helmet of the brute of the scaredy-cat	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Monster Level: -15, Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 45"
1232	cyan knitted hale strapping pocketwatch	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum HP: +20, Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip
1233	frightening sinister Da Vinci's pinky ring	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip
1234	upside-down supercharged dangerous pants of the detective	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 45"
1235	reassuring gravedigger's pendant	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Four Songs, Single Equip
1236	purple wicked Socratic hockey stick of furious angry rage	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spell Damage: +5
1237	tapped lotus	0		
1238	glowsticks	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1239	tumbling iced-out bling	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1240	limburger biker boots	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1241	carton of clove cigarettes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1242	deflated inflatable dodecapede	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
1243	toy six-seater hovercraft	0		Familiar Weight: -5, Last Available: "2011-12"
1244	banded Glass Balls of the Goblin King	0		Damage Absorption: +100
1245	narrow chilly Codpiece of the Goblin King	0		Cold Damage: +5, Single Equip
1246	toasty Da Vinci's rib of the Bonerdagon of the brazier	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Hot Damage: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +25
1247	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	0		
1248	ghostly Jim Carey's baleful Bonerdagon necklace of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Spell Damage: +25, Monster Level: +25
1249	stiffened Boss Bat britches	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xGhuol, cap 16"
1250	scandalous Boss Bat bling of the cheetah	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Initiative: +60
1251	flavorless low-calorie Knob shroomkabob	1	decent	
1252	adequate shroomkabob	3	good	
1253	pile of jumping beans	0		
1254	bland jumping bean burrito	3	decent	
1255	adequate gigantic jumping bean burrito	7	good	
1256	moldy snack-sized upside-down insanely jumping bean burrito	2	crappy	
1257	immense stale rat scrapple	10	decent	
1258	pail of pretentious paint	0		
1259	prompt scorching traffic cone	0		Hot Damage: +25, Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 15", Last Available: "2005-06"
1260	wax lips	0		Experience: +3, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-07"
1261	mixed blurry Hatorade	1		Effect: "Pockets of Fire", Effect Duration: 30
1262	smartaleck's off-hand balloon of extreme caution of the glutton	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Monster Level: -25, Food Drop: +100
1263	pygmy bugbear shaman	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
1264	nose-bone fetish	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1265	ghostly box of sunshine	0		Free Pull
1266	toothsome gloomy mushroom	3	awesome	
1267	dead mimic	0		
1268	blue pine wand	0		
1269	ebony wand	0		
1270	hexagonal wand	0		
1271	yellow narrow aluminum wand	0		
1272	marble wand	0		
1273	nippy magic lamp	0		Cold Damage: +10
1274	powdered gray ghostly Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	1		
1275	hardened basic meat skirt	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 3xFairy, cap 10"
1276	irresponsibly strong lousy Otorian Battle Scar	7	decent	
1277	bouncing shaking medical-grade basic meat kilt	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 10"
1278	resourceful meat skirt	0		Maximum MP: +50, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 11"
1279	ghostly supercharged meat kilt	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 11"
1280	brawny penguinskin mini-skirt	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xFairy, cap 30"
1281	Newton's penguinskin mini-kilt	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xFairy, cap 30"
1282	pulsating beefcake's yakskin skirt	0		Muscle: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 35"
1283	occult yakskin kilt	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 35"
1284	hippopotamus skirt of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 32"
1285	hippopotamus kilt	0		Item Drop: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 32"
1286	yellow upside-down furry skirt of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 37"
1287	fireproof furry kilt	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 37"
1288	blue lightning-fast gnauga hide skirt	0		Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "2.5xFairy, cap 20"
1289	wholesome gnauga hide kilt	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "2.5xFairy, cap 20"
1290	polarized wind-up clock	0		Effect: "The Smeezingtons", Effect Duration: 47
1291	upside-down MacGyver's Jekyllin hide belt	0		Maximum MP: +100, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-09"
1292	yellow skirt / kilt kit	0		
1293	weightlifter's ring of adornment	0		Muscle: +15
1294	ribald ring of increase damage of the boozehound	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Booze Drop: +100
1295	bouncing lion tamer's ring of gain strength	0		Experience (familiar): +2
1296	flame-retardant ring of resistance	0		Hot Resistance: +1
1297	lion tamer's ring of fire resistance	0		Experience (familiar): +2
1298	hardy ring of conflict	0		Maximum HP: +50, Single Equip
1299	greedy pirate hook	0		Meat Drop: +20
1300	personal trainer's monster bait	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Single Equip
1301	tarnished nitrogenated dry purple deodorant	0		Effect: "Stimulated Body", Effect Duration: 41
1302	improved polymerized maroon huge twirling reodorant	0		Effect: "Enraged", Effect Duration: 56
1303	Mjolnir Jr.	0		
1304	doppelshifter egg	0		Free Pull
1305	makeup kit	0		Familiar Weight: +15
1306	Annie Oakley's traffic cone of bravery	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Spooky Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 2xLep, cap 15", Last Available: "2005-10"
1307	calm attention-deficit demon	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-10"
1308	unwound cymbal-playing monkey	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-10"
1309	attention spanner	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1310	funky fez	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1311	comfy blanket	0		Last Available: "2005-10"
1312	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Single Equip
1313	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Single Equip
1314	pulsating extremely unsafe Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 3xGhuol, cap 18"
1315	red ghostly ribald rose-colored glasses	0		Sleaze Damage: +10
1316	teal facsimile dictionary	0		
1317	bouncing blood flower	0		
1318	lovecat tail	0		
1319	shaking plastic passion fruit	0		
1320	yummy questionable taco	4	awesome	
1321	red Doc's Miracle Cure	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1322	teal petrified time	0		Last Available: "2005-10"
1323	Sinatra's time helmet	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2005-10"
1324	rock-hard time trousers	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2005-10"
1325	jittery blue sage time sword	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Last Available: "2005-10"
1326	ghostly razor-sharp Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Effect: "3xFairy, cap 7"
1327	ghostly careful Cloaca-Cola shield	0		Monster Level: -10
1328	Herculean Cloaca-Cola fatigues	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Familiar Effect: "4xPotato, 1.5x Ghoul, cap 7"
1329	wicked Dyspepsi-Cola shield	0		Spell Damage: +5
1330	nippy Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	0		Cold Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "3.5xPotato, 3xVolley, cap 7"
1331	shaking inspector's Cloaca-Cola helmet	0		Item Drop: +15, Familiar Effect: "3xFairy, cap 7"
1332	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	0		
1333	skewed Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	0		
1334	Cloaca-Cola	0		
1335	Dyspepsi grenade	0		
1336	Cloaca grenade	0		
1338	narrow Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	0		
1339	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	0		
1340	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	0		
1341	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Single Equip
1342	picture of a dead guy's girlfriend	0		
1343	skewed fuchsia zombie pineal gland	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1344	pressed Gummi-Gnauga	0		Effect: "Extra-Wet", Effect Duration: 18
1345	nitrogenated Vulcanized Now and Earlier	0		Effect: "It Tickles!  It Tickles!", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2020-09"
1346	super-tarnished Sugar Cog	0		Effect: "Elbow Sauce", Effect Duration: 45
1347	blinking upside-down loaded serum blowgun	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1348	empty blowgun	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1349	blinking miniscule temporal rip	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-11"
1350	1.21 jigawatts	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2005-11"
1351	pulsating rosewater-soaked pinky ring	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip
1352	drinkable redrum	4	good	
1353	ninja pirate zombie robot	0		
1354	pile of pebbles	0		
1355	rotten diet bowl of oriole's nest soup	1	crappy	
1356	bunny liver	0		
1357	weak bad Mt. Noob Pale Ale	2	decent	
1358	pirate zombie head	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1359	purple ninja pirate zombie robot head	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1360	bouncing pirate zombie robot head	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1361	disembodied smile of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
1362	sausage	0		
1363	clockwork pirate skull	0		
1364	mirror rhesus monkey	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1365	half-sized moldy fancy tofurkey leg	2	crappy	Effect: "Dirge of Dreadfulness", Effect Duration: 40
1366	big delicious bouncing tofurkey gravy	5	awesome	
1367	normal herbal stuffing	3	good	
1368	stale can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	3	decent	
1369	moldy yams	3	crappy	
1370	fuchsia sharpshooter's rhinestone cowboy shirt	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10
1371	narrow stiffened gingham blouse	0		Damage Reduction: 1
1372	souvenir ski t-shirt of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15
1373	sweet nutcracker	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-12"
1374	yellow mandible	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2005-12"
1375	maroon stylish plastic Crimbo wreath	0		Moxie: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2005-12"
1376	brainy plastic Uncle Crimbo	0		Mysticality: +5, Last Available: "2005-12"
1377	green wobbly frosty plastic Crimbo elf	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2005-12"
1378	huge hardy plastic sweet nutcracker	0		Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2005-12"
1379	plastic Crimbo reindeer of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2005-12"
1381	aspirin	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1382	flattened ionized aerosolized chocolate	0		Effect: "Emotion Sickness", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2015-11"
1383	length of string	0		
1384	googly eye	0		
1385	stuffing	0		
1386	blurry shaking felt	0		
1387	shaking block	0		
1388	mirror toy wheel	0		
1389	spinning tumbling yo-yo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
1390	top	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
1391	mirror ball	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
1392	bouncing kite	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1393	pet rock	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1394	squat doppelshifter	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1395	teddy bear	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1396	therapeutic duck-on-a-string of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2005-12"
1397	gray toy soldier	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1398	doll house	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1399	narrow toy train of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2005-12"
1400	shaking purple chilly marionette	0		Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2005-12"
1401	purple huge asbestos-lined sock monkey	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2005-12"
1402	Da Vinci's rag doll	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Last Available: "2005-12"
1403	hardened can of fake snow	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2005-12"
1404	yellow blinking Herculean colored-light "necklace"	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Last Available: "2005-12"
1405	wobbly nippy tree skirt	0		Cold Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2005-12"
1406	yummy wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	3	awesome	Effect: "Wreathed in Merriment", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
1407	decent tumbling bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	3	good	Effect: "Fury of the Bells", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
1408	normal tree-shaped Crimbo cookie	3	good	Effect: "Yuletide Sappiness", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
1409	Unionize The Elves sign	0		Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2005-12"
1410	squat sleeping snowy owl	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1411	olive Tome of Snowcone Summoning	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-01", Skill: "Summon Snowcones"
1412	corrupted ghostly snowcone	0		Effect: "Serenity", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2006-01"
1413	polarized blurry narrow upside-down snowcone	0		Effect: "Locks Like the Raven", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2006-01"
1414	magnetized activated tumbling spinning snowcone	0		Effect: "Ham-Fisted", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2006-01"
1415	concentrated alkaline snowcone	0		Effect: "Unusual Perspective", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2006-01"
1416	magnetized ionized upside-down snowcone	0		Effect: "Buzzard Breath", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2006-01"
1417	galvanized diffused upside-down snowcone	0		Effect: "Wreathed in Smoke", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2006-01"
1418	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2006-01"
1419	shaking teddy bear sewing kit	0		Last Available: "2006-01"
1420	gray reassuring smooth traffic cone	0		Moxie: +15, Spooky Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "2xLep, 2xFairy, cap 15", Last Available: "2006-01"
1421	wobbly Scandalously Skimpy Bikini	0		Four Songs, Single Equip
1422	Sombrero De Vida	0		Four Songs, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, 1xLep, cap 12"
1423	iceberglet	0		Last Available: "2006-02"
1424	wobbly family-friendly ribald ice sickle	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-02"
1425	pulsating Van der Graaf ice baby	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-02"
1426	mirror dance instructor's ice pick	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2006-02"
1427	blinking scorching ice skates of doom	0		Hot Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-02"
1428	decent grue egg omelette	3	good	
1429	roll of drink tickets	0		
1430	pregnant gloomy mushroom	0		
1431	bouncing pregnant mushroom	0		
1432	normal bite-sized mushroom	1	good	
1433	fruit bowl	0		
1434	shaking fruit basket	0		
1435	hot pink lipstick	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1436	hot stuffing	0		
1437	useless powder	0		
1438	adjusted colloidal denatured red twinkly powder	0		Effect: "Dragged Through the Coals", Effect Duration: 29
1439	irradiated hot powder	0		Effect: "Spooky Blur", Effect Duration: 53
1440	magnetized concentrated powder	0		Effect: "Sagittarius Rising", Effect Duration: 61
1441	vacuum-sealed narrow powder	0		Effect: "Super-Charged", Effect Duration: 15
1442	colloidal adjusted skewed stench powder	0		Effect: "Unusual Perspective", Effect Duration: 57
1443	modified dry sleaze powder	0		Effect: "[1342]Slicked-Back Do", Effect Duration: 11
1444	non-cold-filtered twinkly nuggets	0		Effect: "Empathy", Effect Duration: 37
1445	vacuum-sealed hot nuggets	0		Effect: "Frozen Shoulders", Effect Duration: 21
1446	pressed non-unsweetened upside-down nuggets	0		Effect: "Discomfited", Effect Duration: 34
1447	deionized blinking nuggets	0		Effect: "Fancy Feasted", Effect Duration: 67
1448	improved activated stench nuggets	0		Effect: "Tea-hee", Effect Duration: 28
1449	quadruple-boiled modified quantum sleaze nuggets	0		Effect: "Crotchety, Pining", Effect Duration: 27
1450	twisted squat twinkly wad	1		
1451	dried ghostly hot wad	1		
1452	boiled wad	1		
1453	modified jittery wad	1		Effect: "Far Out", Effect Duration: 25
1454	distilled olive shaking stench wad	1		
1455	boiled sleaze wad	1		Effect: "The Style... of the Future", Effect Duration: 5
1456	double daisy	0		
1457	Goth Giant	0		
1458	decent half-sized blinking Valentine's Day cake	2	good	
1459	arrow'd heart balloon	0		
1460	blinking velvet box	0		
1461	squashed frog	0		
1462	blurry eye of newt	0		
1463	jittery salamander spleen	0		
1464	sleazy fairy gravy	0		
1465	bouncing suede shortsword	0		
1466	bamboo bokuto	0		
1467	25-meat staff	0		
1468	two-handed depthsword	0		
1469	ghostly bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	0		
1470	huge lead yo-yo	0		
1471	slightly peevedbow	0		
1472	sack of doorknobs	0		
1473	ball-and-chain	0		
1474	automatic catapult	0		
1475	olive pentacorn hat	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 10"
1476	twirling skewed goofily-plumed helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 17"
1477	plastic hard hat	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 22"
1478	pulsating salad bowl	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 30"
1479	football helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 37"
1480	green chain-mail monokini	0		Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 4xBarrr, cap 7"
1481	lime green union scalemail pants	0		Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, cap 12"
1482	paper-plate-mail pants	0		Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xBarrr, cap 20"
1483	troutpiece	0		Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 27"
1484	alpha-mail pants	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 35"
1485	narrow squat greasy Herculean rabbit's foot	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
1486	mirror massive bag of catnip	0		
1487	blurry hang glider	0		
1488	March hat	0		Free Pull
1489	dormouse	0		
1490	sharpshooter's supercool chopsticks	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +10
1491	brawny rice bowl	0		Muscle Percent: +20
1492	strapping ninja mop	0		Muscle: +5
1493	cyan sharpshooter's ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +10
1494	concentrated anodized jittery sugar-coated pine cone	0		Effect: "There Wolf", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2020-09"
1495	zippy dance instructor's traffic cone	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "2xLep, 2xFairy, cap 15", Last Available: "2006-03"
1496	triple-distilled bad gray gloomy mushroom wine	7	decent	
1497	hand-crafted bouncing mushroom wine	3	EPIC	
1498	McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning	0		Last Available: "2006-04", Skill: "Summon Hilarious Objects"
1499	whoopie cushion	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1500	fake fake vomit	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1501	oxidized polymerized explosion-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Rage of the Reindeer", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2006-04"
1502	squat clown hammer	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1503	twirling rubber emo roe	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1504	diffused super-dry shaking pulsating snowcone	0		Effect: "Egg Burps", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2006-04"
1505	tumbling ice cube with a fly in it	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1506	perfectly mixed calle de miel with a fly in it	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2006-04"
1507	fancy drinkable rockin' wagon with a fly in it	3	good	Effect: "Experimental Effect G-9", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2006-04"
1508	hand-crafted watered-down perpendicular hula with a fly in it	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2006-04"
1509	tolerable slap and tickle with a fly in it	4	good	Last Available: "2006-04"
1510	bag of airline peanuts	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1511	avaricious fake hand	0		Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2006-04"
1512	vaporized squat wobbly Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	1		
1513	mixed Knob Goblin learning pill	1		
1514	denatured blinking Knob Goblin eyedrops	1		
1515	compressed narrow purple tumbling narrow Knob Goblin nasal spray	1		
1516	KWE-brand transistor radio	0		
1518	vampire heart	0		
1519	Talisman of Bakula	0		Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Give In To Your Vampiric Urges"
1520	knitted deadly Radio KoL Coffee Mug	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +3
1521	Frank Gorshin trophy	0		
1522	weightlifter's strapping Radio Free Jersey	0		Muscle: 20
1523	bottle of used blood	0		
1524	wind-up chattering teeth	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1525	joybuzzer	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shake Hands", Last Available: "2006-04"
1526	pet rock "Snooty" disguise	0		Familiar Weight: +11, Equips On: "Pet Rock | Toothsome Rock | Bulky Buddy Box | Holiday Log", Last Available: "2006-04"
1527	diamond-studded fronts	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2006-04"
1528	Lo Pan's studded corkscrew	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2006-04"
1529	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1530	fake plastic grass	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
1531	blurry dog trainer's grass skirt	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1.5xFairy, cap 20", Last Available: "2011-01"
1532	ghostly beefy grass hat	0		Muscle: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 20", Last Available: "2011-01"
1533	huge ghostly forbidden grass blade	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2011-01"
1534	raffle prize box	0		
1536	homeless hobo spirit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-05"
1537	weegee sqouija	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1538	twirling smelly sparkly engagement ring	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
1539	blurry teal Tam O'Shatner	0		Meat Drop: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-03"
1540	squat steel-toed Grimacite goggles of the brazier	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 31", Last Available: "2008-10"
1541	Jim Carey's sage Grimacite glaive	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2008-10"
1542	gray censurious hardy Grimacite greaves	0		Maximum HP: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 3xGhoul, cap 37", Last Available: "2008-10"
1543	nasty clever Grimacite garter	0		Maximum MP: +20, Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2008-10"
1544	blinking gravedigger's Grimacite galoshes of the glutton	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2008-10"
1545	pulsating ghostly skewed auspicious Grimacite gorget of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2008-10"
1546	Grimacite guayabera of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2008-10"
1547	gray deadly Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Weapon Damage: +5
1548	tumbling therapeutic quilted Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	0		Damage Absorption: +40, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
1549	MSG	0		
1550	crafty second-hand knockoff engagement ring	0		Maximum MP: +10, Single Equip
1551	drinkable watered-down bottle of Domesticated Turkey	2	good	
1552	special acceptable bottle of Definit	3	good	Effect: "Bark of the Dog", Effect Duration: 30
1553	lousy watered-down bottle of Calcutta Emerald	2	decent	
1554	watered-down fancy acceptable bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	2	good	Effect: "The Smile of Mr. A.", Effect Duration: 5
1555	bad bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	3	decent	
1556	hand-crafted boxed champagne	3	EPIC	
1557	huge moldy kumquat	9	crappy	
1558	moldy teal tangerine	3	crappy	
1559	jittery tonic water	0		
1560	normal small enchanted ghostly cocktail onion	2	good	Effect: "Angry Bone", Effect Duration: 30
1561	small rotten raspberry	2	crappy	
1562	decent kiwi	3	good	
1563	acceptable squat whiskey bittersweet	4	good	
1564	drinkable watered-down skewed mimosette	2	good	
1565	aged irresponsibly strong tequila sunset	9	awesome	
1566	artisanal zmobie	3	EPIC	Wiki Name: "Zmobie (drink)"
1567	smooth gin and tonic	4	awesome	
1568	weak acceptable fuchsia vodka and tonic	2	good	
1569	bad vodka gibson	4	decent	
1570	bad twirling gibson	4	decent	
1571	watered-down tolerable parisian cathouse	2	good	
1572	mediocre rabbit punch	4	decent	
1573	drinkable jittery blinking caipifruta	4	good	
1574	practically non-alcoholic smooth teqiwila	1	awesome	
1575	acceptable Divine	3	good	
1576	high-proof tolerable Gordon Bennett	6	good	
1577	delicious tangarita	3	awesome	
1578	fortified lousy jittery mandarina colada	5	decent	
1579	tolerable gimlet	4	good	
1580	hand-crafted practically non-alcoholic brick road	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
1581	watered-down acceptable vodka stratocaster	2	good	
1582	delicious Neuromancer	4	awesome	
1583	fortified acceptable jittery maroon prussian cathouse	5	good	
1584	special watered-down lousy Mae West	2	decent	Effect: "Soles of Glass", Effect Duration: 40
1585	acceptable Mon Tiki	4	good	
1586	perfectly mixed teqiwila slammer	3	EPIC	
1587	decent Knob lo mein	4	good	
1588	decent yellow asparagus lo mein	3	good	
1589	adequate Knoll lo mein	3	good	
1590	normal skewed lo mein	3	good	
1591	yummy cyan olive lo mein	4	awesome	
1592	toothsome hot hi mein	3	awesome	
1593	gigantic stale pulsating hi mein	7	decent	
1594	bland spinning hi mein	3	decent	
1595	delicious diet twirling hi mein	1	awesome	
1596	normal huge sleazy hi mein	4	good	
1597	greasy Junior LAAAAME merit badge	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2006-05"
1598	Senior LAAAAME merit badge of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Last Available: "2006-05"
1599	jazz soap	0		Free Pull, Effect: "Jazz Hands", Effect Duration: 20
1600	mediocre jittery tangarita with a fly in it	3	decent	
1601	irresponsibly strong lousy mandarina colada with a fly in it	8	decent	
1602	lousy prussian cathouse with a fly in it	4	decent	
1603	boozy mediocre blue Mae West with a fly in it	5	decent	
1604	distilled mirror twirling mirror astronaut ice-cream	1		Last Available: "2006-05"
1605	delectable catalyst	0		
1606	denatured lime green ghostly wobbly ultimate wad	1		
1607	deionized dry skewed libation of liveliness	0		Effect: "Hot Hands", Effect Duration: 31
1608	ionized eyedrops of the ermine	0		Effect: "Incensed", Effect Duration: 37
1609	pickled triple-ionized perfume of prejudice	0		Effect: "Pecan Pied Piper", Effect Duration: 27
1610	corrupted mirror eyedrops of the ocelot	0		Effect: "Cletus's Canticle of Celerity", Effect Duration: 62
1611	dry potent potion of potency	0		Effect: "Earthen Fist", Effect Duration: 60
1612	adjusted electrified spinning concentrated cordial of concentration	0		Effect: "Smokin'", Effect Duration: 40
1613	bouncing toasty coffin lid	0		Hot Damage: +5
1614	ghostly miser's satin shield	0		Meat Drop: +10
1615	frosty Cerebral Cloche	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, cap 22", Last Available: "2006-06"
1616	blurry savvy Cerebral Culottes	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 1xGhoul, cap 22", Last Available: "2006-06"
1617	auspicious clever wicked Cerebral Crossbow	0		Spell Damage: +5, Maximum MP: +20, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2006-06"
1618	bouncing ice stein	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1619	munchies pill	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1620	spinning homeopathic healing powder	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1621	astral badger	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-06"
1622	super-chilled improved shaking astral mushroom	0		Effect: "Hobo Flavor", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2006-06"
1623	twirling badger badge	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1624	ionized extra-oxidized dry squat blue-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Certainty", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2006-06"
1625	electrified green-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Ruby-ous", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2006-06"
1626	boiled anodized aerosolized orange-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Snobby", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2006-06"
1627	triple-warmed pickled purple tumbling purple-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Metal Speed", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2006-06"
1628	modified super-liquefied pink-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "critical.enh", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2006-06"
1629	raspberry beret of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 2xLep, cap 12"
1630	wobbly smartaleck's pixel shield	0		Moxie Percent: +30
1631	bouncing beer cartilage	0		
1632	spinning twirling Spanish fly trap	0		
1633	skewed Spanish fly	0		
1634	mediocre practically non-alcoholic bouncing around the world	1	decent	
1635	scrumdiddlyumptious solution	0		
1636	Toddler-sized Dragon Costume	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +5, Softcore Only
1637	quantum corrupted lotion of hotness	0		Effect: "You're Not Cooking", Effect Duration: 32
1638	vacuum-sealed deionized blinking spinning lotion of coldness	0		Effect: "Prelude of Precision", Effect Duration: 12
1639	anodized lotion of spookiness	0		Effect: "Starry-Eyed", Effect Duration: 20
1640	magnetized vacuum-sealed huge lotion of stench	0		Effect: "Seriously Mutated", Effect Duration: 23
1641	vacuum-sealed skewed ghostly lotion of sleaziness	0		Effect: "Thanksgot", Effect Duration: 26
1642	practically non-alcoholic bad Grimacite Bock	1	decent	Last Available: "2008-11"
1643	moldy narrow wedge of gray cheese	4	crappy	Last Available: "2008-11"
1644	hot and sauce	0		
1645	blurry and sauce	0		
1646	and sauce	0		
1647	stench and sauce	0		
1648	sleazy and sauce	0		
1649	brick	0		Free Pull
1650	squat milk of magnesium	0		
1651	enchanted adequate immense gray foie gras	8	good	Effect: "I See Everything Thrice!", Effect Duration: 50
1652	double-denatured colloidal candy brain	0		Effect: "Lemon Enlightenment", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2020-09"
1653	slick jewel-eyed wizard hat of Calamity Jane of terror	0		Moxie: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Magic Missile", Familiar Effect: "atk, 5xVolley, 5xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2006-07"
1654	fuchsia Newton's groovy wad of Crovacite	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +3
1655	reassuring Samson's collar	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Spooky Resistance: +1
1656	White Citadel Satisfaction Satchel	0		
1657	jittery onion shurikens	0		
1658	shaking Cherry Cloaca Cola	0		
1659	Diet Cloaca Cola	0		
1660	cyan Regular Cloaca Cola	0		
1661	squat Radio KoL Keychain of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
1662	Radio KoL Antenna Ball of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50
1663	personal trainer's Radio KoL Flashlight	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
1664	Radio KoL Maracas of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100
1665	Radio KoL Bottle Opener of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100
1666	upside-down stiffened Radio KoL Patch	0		Damage Reduction: 1
1667	Cat-Herding Prod of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
1668	wobbly Herculean star boomerang	0		Experience (Muscle): +1
1669	greasy star stiletto	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
1670	fraudwort	0		
1671	squat cyan wobbly shysterweed	0		
1672	swindleblossom	0		
1673	veiny Rosewater's grave robbing shovel	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +10
1674	fuchsia shellacked superhero mask	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1xFairy, cap 2"
1675	bouncing ore	0		
1676	styrofoam ore	0		
1677	mirror bubblewrap ore	0		
1678	pet rock "Groucho" disguise	0		Familiar Weight: +11, Equips On: "Pet Rock | Toothsome Rock | Bulky Buddy Box | Holiday Log", Last Available: "2011-12"
1679	steel-toed quilted sword	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Damage Reduction: 9
1680	Fonzie's staff of the brazier	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Hot Spell Damage: +25
1681	spinning shaking curative supercool bubblewrap sword	0		Moxie Percent: +20, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
1682	Oprah's savvy bubblewrap staff	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +50
1683	cyan Socratic bubblewrap crossbow of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Experience (Mysticality): +1
1684	purple manspreader's styrofoam sword of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Monster Level: +10
1685	lime green baleful styrofoam staff of bravery	0		Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5
1686	twirling styrofoam crossbow of terror of Flo-Jo	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +100
1687	Platinum Yendorian Express Card	0		
1688	personal trainer's crossbow of the sewer	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Stench Damage: +25
1689	jittery wizardly ribbon	0		Mysticality: +25, Last Available: "2006-07"
1690	quilted discarded bottlecap of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Damage Absorption: +40, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 38"
1691	discarded torn-up glove of the dark arts of Leguizamo	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Monster Level: +20, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 0.5xPotato, cap 38"
1692	flattened adjusted salamander slurry	0		Effect: "Kissed By Fire", Effect Duration: 53
1693	deionized double-frozen eyedrops of newt	0		Effect: "Transcendental Wind", Effect Duration: 69
1694	diffused enhanced yellow Frogade	0		Effect: "Puddingskin", Effect Duration: 56
1695	frozen wobbly papotion of papower	0		Effect: "Voracious Gorging", Effect Duration: 37
1696	adequate fancy royal jelly taco	3	good	Effect: "Painted-On Bikini", Effect Duration: 30
1697	normal half-sized tofu taco	2	good	
1698	flavorless diet enchanted jumping bean taco	1	decent	Effect: "Wolf's Bane", Effect Duration: 45
1699	normal jumbo huge catgut taco	5	good	
1700	rotten goat cheese taco	3	crappy	
1701	decent pr0n taco	4	good	
1702	tarnished ionized green blinking alphabet gum	0		Effect: "Disdain of the Storm Tortoise", Effect Duration: 42
1703	Comma Chameleon egg	0		Free Pull
1704	shingle	0		
1705	flaregun	0		
1706	chaotic crafty sword of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +10
1707	frightening nasty Tesla flypaper staff	0		Stench Damage: +5, Spooky Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
1708	bouncing Lo Pan's chaotic grease gun	0		Spell Critical Percent: 40, Item Drop: +5
1709	executive sword of static of the storm of horror	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +40
1710	flame-retardant lion tamer's wiffle-flail of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Experience (familiar): +2, Hot Resistance: +1
1711	greedy foul-smelling arcane researcher's bubble bauble bow	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Stench Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +20
1712	frosty Frost™ brand sword of doom of the sweet-tooth	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Candy Drop: +100
1713	Usain Bolt's brainy squeaky staff	0		Mysticality: +5, Initiative: +80
1714	steel-toed hardened Samson's can cannon	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Damage Reduction: 12
1715	veiny starchy sword	0		Maximum HP: +10
1716	blinking cyan starchy staff of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1717	groovy starchy crossbow	0		Moxie Percent: +10
1718	auspicious pestoblade of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Item Drop: +10
1719	stylish poutine pole	0		Moxie: +25, Item Drop: +5
1720	cyan censurious wizardly curdflinger	0		Mysticality: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +3
1721	twirling greedy fortified muculent machete	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Meat Drop: +20
1722	manspreader's glistening staff of courage	0		Monster Level: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3
1723	blue hardy grievous repeating crossbow	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP: +50
1725	maroon huge bigger stick	0		
1726	sinewy crossbow string	0		
1727	sturdy sword hilt	0		
1728	twirling skewed frosty dense meat sword	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
1729	wobbly dense meat staff of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10
1730	jittery shaking dense meat crossbow of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20
1731	gravedigger's foul-smelling toasty Spirit Precipice	0		Hot Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +10
1732	smoldering staff of the pedagogue of Tarzan of extreme caution	0		Experience: +3, Experience (Muscle): +3, Monster Level: -25
1733	Van der Graaf supercool hot cross bow of mayonnaise	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
1734	Tesla Da Vinci's sword behind inappropriate prepositions	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Alters Page Text
1735	bouncing blue reassuring lard-coated ruddy meatspout staff	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +1
1736	mirror miser's educational carob cannon of the overflowing toilet	0		Experience: +1, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +10
1737	censurious groovy shuddersword of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Moxie Percent: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3
1738	banded strapping hairy staff of the sweet-tooth	0		Muscle: +5, Damage Absorption: +100, Candy Drop: +100
1739	chaotic Socratic projectile icemaker of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spell Critical Percent: +10
1740	nasty rock-hard buffalo blade of the businessman	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Stench Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +50
1741	cheesestick of dire peril of Calamity Jane	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +15
1742	lion tamer's potato pistol of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Experience (familiar): +2
1743	sizzling savory sword	0		Hot Damage: +10
1744	savory staff of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100
1745	brainy savory crossbow	0		Mysticality: +5
1746	gravedigger's careful savvy Super Magic Power Sword X	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Monster Level: -10, Spooky Damage: +10
1747	blue curative Socratic soylent staff	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
1748	hardened goulauncher of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Damage Reduction: 3
1749	defective skull	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1750	Gnollish pie server of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25
1751	Gnollish slotted spoon of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20
1752	Knob Goblin spatula of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100
1753	banded jack flapper	0		Damage Absorption: +100
1754	yellow filthy pestle of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100
1755	huge electrified Knob Goblin melon baller	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
1756	narrow huge curative huge spoon	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
1757	wobbly deadly pizza cutter	0		Weapon Damage: +5
1758	flame-retardant star spatula	0		Hot Resistance: +1
1759	Sherlock's flame-wreathed foon of fulmination	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +25
1760	pulsating groovy weightlifter's foon of frigidity	0		Muscle: +15, Moxie Percent: +10
1761	therapeutic forbidden foon of foulness	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
1762	arcane researcher's foon of fearfulness of Gandalf	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Spell Critical Percent: +20
1763	wool chaotic foon of fleshiness	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Cold Resistance: +1
1764	Spookyraven library key	0		
1765	Spookyraven gallery key	0		
1766	Spookyraven ballroom key	0		
1767	narrow pack of chewing gum	0		
1768	Gnomish toolbox	0		
1769	decent fricasseed brains	4	good	
1770	huge decent brains casserole	9	good	
1771	wobbly fortified butcherknife	0		Damage Absorption: +60
1772	frightening corn holder	0		Spooky Damage: +5
1773	lard-coated eggbeater	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
1774	acceptable bottle of popskull	3	good	
1775	cyan Usain Bolt's dishrag	0		Initiative: +80
1776	decent stale baguette	3	good	
1777	leftovers of indeterminate origin	0		
1778	moldy pulsating dinner	4	crappy	
1779	olive auspicious katana	0		Item Drop: +10, Synergetic
1780	shaking blurry Jeselnik's ram stick	0		Sleaze Damage: +25
1781	double-paned enchantlers	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xLep, cap 28"
1782	Herculean ram-battering staff of the brazier	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Hot Spell Damage: +25
1783	snack-sized enchanted moldy crazy Turkish delight	2	crappy	Effect: "Sludgesick", Effect Duration: 25
1784	padded Snow Queen Crown of mayonnaise	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xGhuol, cap 28"
1785	thinker's ga-ga radio of the bloodbag of Gandalf	0		Mysticality: +10, Maximum HP: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +20
1786	upside-down six pack of Mountain Stream	0		
1787	pressed adjusted mirror bag of Cheat-Os	0		Effect: "Reedy Pipes", Effect Duration: 66
1788	unrefined Mountain Stream syrup	0		
1789	Mob Penguin	0		
1790	perfectly mixed weak Ram's Face Lager	2	EPIC	
1791	skewed ram horns	0		
1792	miser's horrifying Lo Pan's Travoltan trousers	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Spooky Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +10, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xLep, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2006-09", Moxie May Control MP
1793	resourceful pool cue of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Maximum MP: +50
1794	denatured dry wobbly handful of hand chalk	0		Effect: "Frozen Shoulders", Effect Duration: 41
1795	mirror Counterclockwise Watch of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
1796	bone collar	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1797	misshapen animal skeleton	0		
1798	blinking blurry pile of animal bones	0		
1799	animal skull	0		
1800	animal cranium	0		
1801	spinning animal jawbone	0		
1802	green first cervical vertebra	0		
1803	second cervical vertebra	0		
1804	huge third cervical vertebra	0		
1805	fourth cervical vertebra	0		
1806	fifth cervical vertebra	0		
1807	narrow sixth cervical vertebra	0		
1808	skewed seventh cervical vertebra	0		
1809	first thoracic vertebra	0		
1810	second thoracic vertebra	0		
1811	twirling third thoracic vertebra	0		
1812	fourth thoracic vertebra	0		
1813	fifth thoracic vertebra	0		
1814	sixth thoracic vertebra	0		
1815	seventh thoracic vertebra	0		
1816	upside-down wobbly olive eighth thoracic vertebra	0		
1817	ninth thoracic vertebra	0		
1818	huge huge tenth thoracic vertebra	0		
1819	ghostly eleventh thoracic vertebra	0		
1820	mirror twelfth thoracic vertebra	0		
1821	first lumbar vertebra	0		
1822	spinning second lumbar vertebra	0		
1823	third lumbar vertebra	0		
1824	fourth lumbar vertebra	0		
1825	fifth lumbar vertebra	0		
1826	sixth lumbar vertebra	0		
1827	seventh lumbar vertebra	0		
1828	sacral vertebrae	0		
1829	purple first caudal vertebra	0		
1830	maroon second caudal vertebra	0		
1831	third caudal vertebra	0		
1832	fourth caudal vertebra	0		
1833	jittery fifth caudal vertebra	0		
1834	blue sixth caudal vertebra	0		
1835	pulsating seventh caudal vertebra	0		
1836	eighth caudal vertebra	0		
1837	ninth caudal vertebra	0		
1838	tenth caudal vertebra	0		
1839	left first rib	0		
1840	left second rib	0		
1841	left third rib	0		
1842	left fourth rib	0		
1843	left fifth rib	0		
1844	left sixth rib	0		
1845	left seventh rib	0		
1846	left eighth rib	0		
1847	shaking left ninth rib	0		
1848	left tenth rib	0		
1849	left eleventh rib	0		
1850	left twelfth rib	0		
1851	right first rib	0		
1852	right second rib	0		
1853	tumbling right third rib	0		
1854	right fourth rib	0		
1855	right fifth rib	0		
1856	tumbling right sixth rib	0		
1857	right seventh rib	0		
1858	right eighth rib	0		
1859	pulsating right ninth rib	0		
1860	right tenth rib	0		
1861	right eleventh rib	0		
1862	right twelfth rib	0		
1863	jittery animal pelvis	0		
1864	left scapula	0		
1865	right scapula	0		
1866	blinking left clavicle	0		
1867	spinning right clavicle	0		
1868	left humerus	0		
1869	wobbly right humerus	0		
1870	left radius	0		
1871	right radius	0		
1872	left ulna	0		
1873	yellow right ulna	0		
1874	left femur	0		
1875	right femur	0		
1876	left tibia	0		
1877	right tibia	0		
1878	left fibula	0		
1879	lime green right fibula	0		
1880	jittery left kneecap	0		
1881	fuchsia right kneecap	0		
1882	left first front claw	0		
1883	huge cyan left second front claw	0		
1884	left third front claw	0		
1885	left fourth front claw	0		
1886	right first front claw	0		
1887	right second front claw	0		
1888	right third front claw	0		
1889	right fourth front claw	0		
1890	left thumb	0		
1891	right thumb	0		
1892	left first rear claw	0		
1893	left second rear claw	0		
1894	left third rear claw	0		
1895	ghostly left fourth rear claw	0		
1896	maroon right first rear claw	0		
1897	right second rear claw	0		
1898	blurry right third rear claw	0		
1899	shaking right fourth rear claw	0		
1900	1-ball of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25
1901	veiny occult 2-ball	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP: +10
1902	green 3-ball of Tarzan of chilblains	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Cold Damage: +25
1903	energetic shellacked 4-ball	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum MP Percent: +20
1904	shaking wizardly 5-ball of courage	0		Mysticality: +25, Spooky Resistance: +3
1905	huge jittery Sherlock's Temple Grandin's 6-ball	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Item Drop: +25
1906	fortified 7-ball	0		Damage Absorption: +60
1907	8-ball	0		
1910	bouncing prompt slick clockwork sword of Calamity Jane	0		Moxie: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Adventures: +3
1911	scorching razor-sharp clockwork staff of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Hot Damage: +25
1912	shaking curative Herculean clockwork crossbow of the early riser	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Adventures: +7, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
1913	clockwork handle	0		
1914	clockwork rod	0		
1915	red clockwork shank	0		
1916	olive Lord Spookyraven's spectacles	0		
1917	red twirling wallet	0		
1918	ghostly coin purse	0		
1919	English to A. F. U. E. Dictionary	0		
1920	bizarre illegible sheet music	0		
1921	mirror clever wakizashi	0		Maximum MP: +20, Synergetic
1922	gob of wet hair	0		
1923	roll of toilet paper	0		Free Pull
1924	tattered wolf standard	0		
1925	tattered snake standard	0		
1926	huge KoL Con 3-D Glasses	0		Familiar Effect: "8xLep, 1xFairy, cap 2"
1927	scary death orb	0		
1928	upside-down tuning fork	0		
1929	nasty greaves	0		Stench Damage: +5, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr"
1930	quilted Samson's helmet	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Damage Absorption: +40, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 0.5xFairy"
1931	family-friendly Oprah's spear	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Breakable
1932	shield of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Breakable
1933	tumbling pitchfork of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10
1934	purple broken sword of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100
1935	spinning wobbly snarling wolf shield of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Synergetic
1936	resourceful lupine sword	0		Maximum MP: +50, Synergetic
1937	rock-hard snake shield	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Synergetic
1938	avaricious serpentine sword	0		Meat Drop: +30, Synergetic
1939	grouchy restless spirit	0		
1940	skewed electrified Sinatra's 9-ball of the sewer	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Stench Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
1941	double-paned rosy-cheeked seal pendant	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Cold Resistance: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip
1942	toasty turtle brooch of the businessman	0		Hot Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +50, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Single Equip
1943	jittery wobbly veiny sage noodle ring	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Maximum HP: +10, Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip
1944	bouncing smelly wholesome saucepan earring	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Sauceror", Single Equip
1945	nippy extremely unsafe disco ball pendant	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Cold Damage: +10, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip
1946	pulsating razor-sharp accordion pin of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Single Equip
1947	clever stylish worn tophat	0		Moxie: +25, Maximum MP: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 31"
1948	green skewed wool Jeselnik's tap shoes	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip
1949	adequate huge Manetwich	10	good	
1950	upside-down bottle of Vangoghbitussin	0		
1951	perfectly mixed bottle of Pinot Renoir	4	EPIC	
1952	massive adequate pulsating desiccated apricot	7	good	
1953	perfectly mixed high-proof flute of flat champagne	7	EPIC	
1954	flavorless half-sized upside-down bouncing dehydrated caviar	2	decent	
1955	styrofoam peanuts	0		
1956	tolerable snifter of thoroughly aged brandy	4	good	
1957	shaking quill pen	0		
1958	inkwell	0		
1959	blinking fuchsia tattered scrap of paper	0		
1960	scroll of forbidden unspeakable evil	0		
1961	cyan upside-down can of Binarrrca	0		Free Pull, Effect: "Talking Like a Pirate", Effect Duration: 50
1962	frozen fuchsia Bit O' Ectoplasm	0		Effect: "Crimbo Epiphany", Effect Duration: 69
1963	dance card	0		
1964	vibrating opera mask	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr, cap 2"
1965	bouncing bottle of Monsieur Bubble	0		
1966	skewed Jeselnik's beefcake's Amulet of Yendor	0		Muscle: +25, Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
1967	tumbling jitterbug larva	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2007-10"
1968	bottle of perfume	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1969	spoon!	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1970	nervous tick egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2007-10"
1971	mirror plastic pumpkin bucket	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +13, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-10", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.35
1972	asbestos-lined shrimp fork of temperance	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +5
1973	half of a memo	0		
1974	cocoabo	0		
1975	jittery baby gravy fairy	0		
1976	gravy fairy	0		
1977	gravy fairy	0		
1978	gravy fairy	0		
1979	gravy fairy	0		
1980	sleazy gravy fairy	0		
1981	mirror astral badger	0		
1982	purple MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	0		
1983	hand turkey	0		
1984	shaking snowy owl	0		
1985	wobbly scary death orb	0		
1986	mind flayer	0		
1987	undead elbow macaroni	0		
1988	fuchsia wobbly angry cow	0		
1989	Cheshire bitten	0		
1990	wobbly yo-yo	0		
1991	huge spinning rubber WWJD? bracelet	0		
1992	rubber WWBD? bracelet	0		
1993	wobbly rubber WWSPD? bracelet	0		
1994	rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	0		
1995	heart necklace	0		Free Pull
1996	right half of a heart necklace	0		
1997	left half of a heart necklace	0		
1998	pack of KWE trading card	0		
1999	shaking stick of "gum"	0		
2000	Das Überkühlraum trading card	0		
2001	Vaso De Agua trading card	0		
2002	The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	0		
2003	Thorny Toad trading card	0		
2004	Chori Zo trading card	0		
2005	Morbidda trading card	0		
2006	fuchsia Poison Oak trading card	0		
2007	purple jittery narrow Princess Rutabaga trading card	0		
2008	spinning Roo trading card	0		
2009	huge Woldo trading card	0		
2010	The Snake trading card	0		
2011	ghostly Nayztameetjoo trading card	0		
2012	Arrrmetia trading card	0		
2013	shaking upside-down cyan Serenity trading card	0		
2014	Inndya trading card	0		
2015	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	0		
2016	ghostly diamond necklace	0		
2017	spade necklace	0		
2018	club necklace	0		
2019	cream pie	0		Free Pull
2020	bland skewed cherry pie	3	decent	
2021	spoiled maroon strawberry pie	4	crappy	
2022	moldy jittery lemon meringue pie	4	crappy	
2023	Genalen™ Bottle	1	good	
2024	delicious cyan mixed wildflower greens	4	awesome	
2025	spoiled small skewed handful of walnuts	2	crappy	
2026	flavorless spinning nutty organic salad	4	decent	
2027	thick adequate ghostly super salad	5	good	
2028	bite-sized yummy skewed tofu wonton	1	awesome	
2029	hippy protest button	0		Single Equip, Thorns: 1
2030	greasy healthy Lockenstock™ sandals	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
2031	dance instructor's didgeridooka	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
2032	pulsating Oprah's bullet-proof corduroys of Leguizamo	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Monster Level: +20, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xBarrr, cap 42"
2033	shaking wizardly round sunglasses	0		Mysticality: +25, Single Equip
2034	wicker shield of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25
2035	shaking blue Marquis de Poivre soda	0		
2036	unsweetened moist magnetized skewed skewed radium-flavored potato chips	0		Effect: "Mariachi Mood", Effect Duration: 40
2037	colloidal extra-pickled squat bouncing wintergreen-flavored potato chips	0		Effect: "Compensatory Cruelness", Effect Duration: 23
2038	pickled extra-modified ennui-flavored potato chips	0		Effect: "Mental A-cue-ity", Effect Duration: 36
2039	jittery x-ray specs	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2040	bouncing patchouli oil bomb	0		
2041	ferret bait	0		
2042	teal exploding hacky-sack	0		
2043	shaking hemp net	0		
2044	your father's MacGuffin diary	0		
2045	spoiled mirror purple brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	3	crappy	
2046	decent special frat brats	3	good	Effect: "Riboflavin'", Effect Duration: 35
2047	decent immense knob ka-bobs	8	good	
2049	artisanal can of Swiller	3	EPIC	
2050	spinning broken wings	0		
2051	sunken eyes	0		
2052	purple reassembled blackbird	0		
2053	bust of Pallas	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2054	pulsating market map	0		
2055	wobbly snake skin	0		
2056	flattened super-chilled adder bladder	0		Effect: "Lemon Enlightenment", Effect Duration: 58
2057	pension check	0		
2058	picnic basket	0		
2059	ionized flattened diffused Black No. 2	0		Effect: "Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin", Effect Duration: 28
2060	padded Sinatra's sword	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Damage Absorption: +20
2061	Newton's helmet	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 40"
2062	frightening hale shield	0		Maximum HP: +20, Spooky Damage: +5
2063	flavorless blackberry	3	decent	
2064	jittery forged identification documents	0		
2065	PADL Phone	0		
2066	forbidden kick-ass kicks of the sewer	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Stench Damage: +25, Single Equip
2067	bouncing skewed sake bomb	0		
2068	mirror olive tequila grenade	0		
2069	beer helmet of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Familiar Effect: "0.5xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 42"
2070	Jim Carey's distressed denim pants of incineration	0		Monster Level: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato, cap 42"
2071	bouncing narrow thinker's perforated battle paddle	0		Mysticality: +10
2072	asbestos-lined flashing novelty button of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Hot Resistance: +5
2073	friendly wizardly glowstick	0		Mysticality: +25, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2006-10", Raveosity: +1
2074	anniversary chutney sculpture of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
2075	maroon clever spandex anniversary shorts	0		Maximum MP: +20, Familiar Effect: "5xVolley, 10xLep, cap 2"
2076	shaking blinking strapping jar of anniversary jam	0		Muscle: +5
2077	flame-wreathed bucket of anniversary lard	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10
2078	skewed miser's anniversary concrete fedora	0		Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "5xVolley, 5xLep, cap 2"
2079	nippy Samson's makeshift turban	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Cold Damage: +10, Blind, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 25"
2080	ghostly brawny makeshift cape	0		Muscle Percent: +20
2081	fuchsia miser's makeshift skirt	0		Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 25"
2082	shaking cyan toothbrush	0		
2083	gray makeshift crane	0		
2084	blinking can of starch	0		
2085	dried blinking bottle of ultravitamins	1		
2086	pickled blurry bottle of cough syrup	1		
2087	pickled fuchsia tube of hair oil	1		Effect: "Disco Nirvana", Effect Duration: 10
2088	anodized blurry Daffy Taffy	0		Effect: "Sepia Tan", Effect Duration: 44
2089	wobbly Crimboween memo	0		Last Available: "2006-10"
2090	toasty Jim Carey's deadly Da Vinci's pilgrim shield of the scaredy-cat	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Weapon Damage: +5, Monster Level: 10, Hot Damage: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-11"
2091	bath salts	0		
2092	bouncing hand mirror	0		
2093	hale hors d'oeuvre tray	0		Maximum HP: +20
2094	adequate ballroom blintz	4	good	
2095	spinning towel	0		
2096	compressed guy made of bee pollen	1		Effect: "Mushroom Magicalness", Effect Duration: 15
2097	pulsating ghostly 17-ball of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20
2098	spinning filthy lucre	0		
2099	hobo gristle	0		
2100	shredded can label	0		
2101	bloodstained briquette	0		
2102	greasy dreadlock	0		
2103	vial of pirate sweat	0		
2104	skewed empty aftershave bottle	0		
2105	skewed coal button	0		
2106	burned-out arcanodiode	0		
2107	non-Euclidean hoof	0		
2108	rock	0		
2109	ghostly stringy sinew	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2110	stick	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2111	twirling tooth	0		
2112	leaf	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2113	ghostly purple wheel of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2006-12"
2114	yo	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2115	mansplainer's prehistoric spear	0		Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2006-12"
2116	stick-on-a-string	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2117	huge shaking ribald fire of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 2", Last Available: "2023-09"
2118	leaf tube	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2119	spinning lit cigar	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2120	ghostly hale Grateful Undead T-shirt	0		Maximum HP: +20
2121	aromatic ASCII shirt	0		Stench Resistance: +1
2122	rosewater-soaked safety vest of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Stench Resistance: +3
2123	twirling squat narrow hardy eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	0		Maximum HP: +50
2125	baleful Ye Olde Navy Fleece	0		Spell Damage: +25
2126	jittery spinning sizzling razor-sharp bronze breastplate	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Hot Damage: +10
2127	bouncing lion tamer's dangerous hat hacker T-shirt	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Experience (familiar): +2
2128	vampire collar	0		Single Equip
2129	huge wobbly possessed top	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
2130	brainy killer rag doll	0		Mysticality: +5, Last Available: "2006-12"
2131	tree-eating kite	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2132	shaking incredibly marionette of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Last Available: "2006-12"
2133	dress ball	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
2134	smelly mad scientist's sock monkey	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2006-12"
2135	tumbling alien blob	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2136	maroon extremely unsafe educational vampire duck-on-a-string	0		Experience: +1, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2006-12"
2137	toy crazy train of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12"
2138	razor-tipped yo-yo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
2139	squat toy mercenary	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2140	length of string	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2141	toy wheel	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2142	pulsating block	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2143	wobbly felt	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2144	lime green evil googly eye	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2145	stuffing	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2146	purple huge evil teddy bear	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2147	jittery evil teddy bear sewing kit	0		
2148	toothsome rock	0		
2149	big bland frank	5	decent	Last Available: "2011-12"
2150	massive spoiled plate of franks and beans	10	crappy	Last Available: "2011-12"
2151	acceptable shot of blackberry schnapps	3	good	
2152	bouncing capacitor relay	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2153	blurry carbon nanotube frame	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2154	fuchsia bouncing ion grid	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2155	Feynman gate	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2156	logic synthesizer	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2157	high-resistance ultrapolymer plating	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2158	tumbling servomechanical torsion facilitator	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2159	quantum polarity inducer	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2160	spinning bi-lateral logic compressor	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2161	computronic processing unit	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2162	reverse-oscillating klystron	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2163	upside-down sub-molecular interocitor	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2164	recursive spline reticulator	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2165	skewed atomic vector plotter	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2166	huge wobbly ion-pulse modulation stabilizer	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2167	hyperbolic plasma focuser	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2168	blurry toy ray gun of Leguizamo of the sweet-tooth	0		Monster Level: +20, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2006-12"
2169	flame-retardant medical-grade toy space helmet	0		Hot Resistance: +1, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 43", Last Available: "2006-12"
2170	upside-down MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.3
2171	Oprah's banded astronaut pants	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1.5xPotato, cap 43", Last Available: "2006-12"
2172	toy jet pack of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Last Available: "2006-12"
2173	triangular stone	0		
2174	mossy stone sphere	0		
2175	huge smooth stone sphere	0		
2176	cracked stone sphere	0		
2177	blurry rough stone sphere	0		
2178	zippy obsidian dagger	0		Initiative: +20
2179	wobbly archaeologist's notebook	0		
2180	huge amulet	0		
2181	chocolate lump	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2182	Harold's hammer head	0		
2183	Harold's hammer handle	0		
2184	Harold's hammer	0		
2185	skewed brainy Kiss the Knob apron	0		Mysticality: +5
2186	unlit birthday cake	0		
2187	teal squat lit birthday cake	0		
2188	flask of peppermint oil	1	crappy	Last Available: "2006-12"
2189	hand-crafted flask of peppermint schnapps	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2006-12"
2190	yuletide troll chrysalis	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-12"
2191	book of carols	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2192	maroon blinking narrow sheet music	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2193	gigantic flavorless candy stake	6	decent	Last Available: "2006-12"
2194	hand-crafted eggnog	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2006-12"
2195	huge stale unspeakable fruitcake	9	decent	Last Available: "2006-12"
2196	low-calorie normal gingerbread horror	1	good	Last Available: "2006-12"
2197	aerosolized modified shaking but probably evil chocolate	0		Effect: "Bread-Lined", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2006-12"
2198	rotten bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	3	crappy	Effect: "Bells in the Batfry", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2023-06"
2199	spoiled huge skull-shaped Crimboween cookie	3	crappy	Effect: "Carol of the Bones", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
2200	toothsome tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	4	awesome	Effect: "Crimbo Epiphany", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
2201	blurry friendly plastic gift-wrapping vampire	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2006-12"
2202	skewed plastic yuletide troll of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2006-12"
2203	crafty plastic skeletal reindeer	0		Maximum MP: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12"
2204	twirling plastic Crimboween pentagram of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12"
2205	beefy plastic Scream Queen	0		Muscle: +10, Last Available: "2006-12"
2206	upside-down mirror time sleigh	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-12"
2207	educational Crimbo tiki necklace	0		Experience: +1, Last Available: "2006-12"
2208	chaotic bobble-hip hula elf doll of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2006-12"
2209	Crimbo ukulele of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2006-12"
2210	mirror Temple Grandin's Samson's Tiki lighter	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2006-12", Stat Tuning: "Moxie"
2211	deck of tropical cards of the blizzard of mayonnaise	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2006-12", Stat Tuning: "Mysticality"
2212	friendly stylish tropical paperweight	0		Moxie: +25, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2006-12", Stat Tuning: "Muscle"
2213	tropical Crimbo pressie	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2214	mirror fuchsia tropical wrapping paper	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2215	arcane researcher's Tropical Crimbo Hat	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2006-12"
2216	mirror Tropical Crimbo Shorts of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul", Last Available: "2006-12"
2217	normal half-sized super ka-bob	2	good	
2218	spoiled cyan beer basted brat	3	crappy	
2219	bouncing smooth Tropical Crimbo Sword	0		Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2006-12"
2220	double-diffused and Crimboween candy	0		Effect: "Hyperoxygenated Blood", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2020-09"
2221	Great Ball of Frozen Fire	0		Last Available: "2007-01"
2222	bouncing experienced liar's pants of the boozehound	0		Experience: +2, Booze Drop: +100, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cold atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2007-01"
2223	red juggler's balls of wisdom of the detective	0		Mysticality: +15, Item Drop: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2224	lion tamer's pink shirt	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2225	familiar doppelgänger	0		Monster Level: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2226	Jeselnik's evil eyeball pendant of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2227	deionized tarnished ionized arse-a'fire elixir	0		Effect: "Nutrient-Rich", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2007-01"
2228	colloidal enhanced frozen squat cosmic lemonade	0		Effect: "Stopping to Smell the Flowers", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2007-01"
2229	nitrogenated dry denatured toad horn	0		Effect: "Biologically Shocked", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2007-01"
2230	icicle katana	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2231	teal mote	0		
2232	squat gray smudged alchemical recipe	0		
2233	bow tie of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Clowniness: 75
2234	skewed curative calavera concertina	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Song Duration: 7
2235	perfumed ratarang of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Stench Resistance: +5
2236	aerosolized aerosolized turtle pheromones	0		Effect: "Disdain of the Storm Tortoise", Effect Duration: 34
2237	pygmy blowgun	0		
2238	pygmy nose-bone of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip
2239	blinking spinning perfumed bad voodoo mask of the sweet-tooth	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 40"
2240	bottle of alcohol	0		
2241	green pygmy spear of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
2242	frozen energized mirror pygmy pygment	0		Effect: "Devil Inside", Effect Duration: 58
2243	chilly headhunter necktie of incineration	0		Cold Damage: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
2244	Jim Carey's beefcake's pointed stick	0		Muscle: +25, Monster Level: +25
2245	knobby helmet turtle of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xFairy, cap 5"
2246	knobby kneepads of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5
2247	squat stylish sewer turtle	0		Moxie: +25
2248	fireproof cool sebaceous shield	0		Moxie: +5, Hot Resistance: +3
2249	ribald skeletortoise	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 2xFairy, cap 7"
2251	aromatic box turtle	0		Stench Resistance: +1
2252	shaking box turtle of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25
2253	MacGyver's occult bottlecap turtle	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP: +100
2254	blinking wholesome wicked beefcake's bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban	0		Muscle: +25, Spell Damage: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xLep, cap 17"
2255	blue family-friendly furry turtle	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 2xFairy, cap 11"
2256	green pulsating furry earmuffs of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3
2257	Fonzie's wizardly reinforced furry underpants	0		Mysticality: +25, Experience (Moxie): +1
2258	olive spinning "I Love Me, Vol. I"	0		
2259	photograph of God	0		
2260	hard rock candy	0		
2261	hard-boiled ostrich egg	0		
2262	blinking bird rib	0		
2263	lion oil	0		
2264	rotten stunt nuts	4	crappy	
2265	flavorless snack-sized wet stew	2	decent	
2266	wet stunt nut stew	0		
2267	squat Mega Gem	0		
2268	aromatic Staff of Fats	0		Stench Resistance: +1
2269	bland miniature sausage wonton	2	decent	
2270	stiffened forbidden belt	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Damage Reduction: 1, Single Equip
2271	lousy bottle of Merlot	3	decent	
2272	drinkable practically non-alcoholic bottle of Port	1	good	
2273	weak perfectly mixed bottle of Pinot Noir	2	EPIC	
2274	tolerable bottle of Zinfandel	4	good	
2275	fortified hand-crafted olive bottle of Marsala	5	EPIC	
2276	bad weak bottle of Muscat	2	decent	
2277	Fernswarthy's key	0		
2278	Fernswarthy's letter	0		
2279	book	0		
2280	Manual of Labor	0		
2281	Manual of Transmission	0		
2282	upside-down Manual of Dexterity	0		
2283	blue seal-skull helmet of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
2284	spinning petrified noodles	0		
2285	chisel	0		
2286	lime green blurry Eye of Ed	0		
2287	frightening glowstick of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2007-01", Raveosity: +1
2288	blinking encoder ring	0		Single Equip
2289	paperclip	0		
2290	really house	0		
2291	yellow Non-Essential Amulet	0		
2292	wine vinaigrette	0		
2293	cup of strong herbal tea	0		
2294	Curiously Shiny Ancient Evil-Bashing Axe	0		
2295	marinated stakes	0		
2296	knob butter	0		
2297	vial of ectoplasm	0		
2298	huge boock of darck magicks	0		
2299	red EZ-Play Harmonica Book	0		
2300	ghostly squat fingerless hobo gloves	0		
2301	Chomsky's comic books	0		
2302	twirling spinning worm-riding hooks	0		
2303	Libram of Candy Heart Summoning	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12", Skill: "Summon Candy Heart"
2304	double-moist candy heart	0		Effect: "Frozen Hands", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2007-02"
2305	unsweetened pink candy heart	0		Effect: "Human-Elemental Hybrid", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2007-02"
2306	tarnished narrow candy heart	0		Effect: "PERL of Great Price", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2007-02"
2307	altered pulsating candy heart	0		Effect: "White Knuckles", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2007-02"
2308	polymerized candy heart	0		Effect: "Stemonitis Storm", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2007-02"
2309	aerosolized corrupted candy heart	0		Effect: "Rushtacean'", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2007-02"
2310	candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2311	wobbly jittery twirling pink candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2312	candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2313	candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2314	candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2315	candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2316	spinning broken carburetor	0		
2317	bronze token	0		
2318	bomb	0		
2319	carved wheel	0		
2320	olive worm-riding manual page	0		
2321	upside-down worm-riding manual page 2	0		
2322	worm-riding manual pages 3-15	0		
2323	blinking headpiece of the Staff of Ed	0		
2324	yellow wobbly Staff of Ed, almost	0		
2325	narrow Staff of Ed	0		
2326	stone rose	0		
2327	aerosolized quantum unsweetened can of paint	0		Effect: "Briny Blood", Effect Duration: 60
2328	drum machine	0		
2329	handful of confetti	0		
2330	teal chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	0		
2331	bouquet of circular saw blades	0		
2332	rotten enchanted Better Than Cuddling Cake	3	crappy	Effect: "Aries Rising", Effect Duration: 15
2333	ninja snowman	0		
2334	Holy MacGuffin	0		
2335	rubber WWBBDD? bracelet	0		
2336	educational pipe of the boozehound	0		Experience: +1, Booze Drop: +100
2337	spinning wizardly reinforced beaded headband	0		Mysticality: +25, Familiar Effect: "0.5xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 42"
2338	stale pudding	3	decent	Wiki Name: "black pudding (food)"
2339	mediocre triple-distilled jittery Blackfly Chardonnay	7	decent	
2340	tolerable & tan	3	good	
2341	blue shaking pepper	0		
2342	half-sized spoiled forest cake	2	crappy	
2343	spoiled twirling forest ham	3	crappy	
2344	activated jittery filthworm hatchling scent gland	0		Effect: "Bored Stiff", Effect Duration: 30
2345	quantum quadruple-anodized corrupted wobbly filthworm drone scent gland	0		Effect: "What's That Smell?", Effect Duration: 19
2346	pressed extra-irradiated filthworm royal guard scent gland	0		Effect: "Patent Avarice", Effect Duration: 16
2347	heart of the filthworm queen	0		
2348	water pipe bomb	0		
2349	gas balloon	0		
2350	beer bomb	0		
2351	superamplified boom box	0		
2352	huge fortified groovy fire poi	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Damage Absorption: +60
2353	twirling Fonzie's bejeweled pledge pin	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Single Equip
2354	communications windchimes	0		
2355	pickled magnetized tarnished henna face paint	0		Effect: "Butt-Rock Hair", Effect Duration: 68
2356	cold-filtered squat tube of dread wax	0		Effect: "Three Days Slow", Effect Duration: 18
2357	jittery knitted Gaia beads of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Cold Resistance: +3
2358	pink clay bead	0		
2359	clay bead	0		
2360	ghostly clay bead	0		
2361	wobbly supercharged hippy medical kit of the businessman	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip
2362	green mansplainer's Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags of doom	0		Monster Level: +15, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
2363	censurious rock-hard longhaired hippy wig	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol"
2364	Sherlock's Zim Merman's guitar	0		Item Drop: +25
2365	spinning fortified C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	0		Damage Absorption: +60
2366	squat knitted peel hat	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley"
2367	carbonated soy milk	0		
2368	dog trainer's hardened flowing hippy skirt	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xFairy, cap 45"
2369	filthy poultice	0		
2370	tumbling natural fennel soda	0		
2371	smoke bomb	0		
2372	bunch of bananas	0		
2373	tasty banana	3	awesome	
2374	banana peel	0		
2375	moldy low-calorie twirling banana cream pie	1	crappy	
2376	mediocre banana daiquiri	3	decent	
2377	hand-crafted bungle in the jungle	4	EPIC	
2378	banana spritzer	0		
2379	alkaline banana smoothie	0		Effect: "Blood-Gorged", Effect Duration: 63
2380	dandy lion cub	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2007-03"
2381	upside-down woolen cravat	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-03"
2382	blinking class ring	0		
2383	jittery class ring	0		
2384	class ring	0		
2385	bottle opener belt buckle	0		Single Equip, Damage Aura: 1
2386	blurry asbestos-lined keg shield of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Hot Resistance: +5
2387	finger of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20
2388	greasy war tongs of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
2389	twirling Monstar energy beverage	0		
2390	blinking bouncing asbestos apron of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20
2391	fuchsia horrifying beaten-up Chucks	0		Spooky Damage: +25
2392	narrow grievous natty ascot	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50
2393	wreath of laurels of James Dean of the sweet-tooth	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "0.5xLep, 0.5xFairy"
2394	twirling censurious mansplainer's Danglin' Chad's loincloth	0		Monster Level: +15, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 0.5xVolley"
2395	brawny tube sock	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Single Equip
2396	chloroform rag	0		
2397	ghostly depantsing bomb	0		
2398	clever energy drink IV	0		Maximum MP: +20, Single Equip
2399	aromatic greasy Elmley shades	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip
2400	molotov cocktail cocktail	0		
2401	therapeutic beer bong of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
2402	blurry gauze garter	0		
2403	barrel of gunpowder	0		
2404	jam band flyers	0		
2405	rock band flyers	0		
2406	olive Panda outfit	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +5
2407	pink bat eye	0		
2408	worthless piece of glass	0		
2409	olive billy idol	0		
2410	bouncing rag	0		
2411	broken petri dish	0		
2412	shaking sammich crust	0		
2413	triffid bark	0		
2414	blurry lint	0		
2415	jittery squat squat discarded pacifier	0		
2416	upside-down padded bounty-hunting helmet	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Familiar Effect: "1.5xFairy, cap 25"
2417	jittery savvy bounty-hunting rifle	0		Mysticality Percent: +20
2418	bouncing Van der Graaf bounty-hunting pants	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xFairy, cap 25"
2419	boiled irradiated bottle of rhinoceros hormones	0		Effect: "Angry like the Wolf", Effect Duration: 24
2420	improved squat teeny-tiny magic scroll	0		Effect: "Goldentongue", Effect Duration: 62
2421	magnetized bottle of pirate juice	0		Effect: "Twenty-three Squid, Ew", Effect Duration: 62
2422	improved anodized blue skewed irradiated pet snacks	0		Effect: "Compensatory Cruelness", Effect Duration: 55
2423	non-improved tarnished unsweetened bouncing Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	0		Effect: "Rave Concentration", Effect Duration: 13
2424	unsweetened pressed cold-filtered jittery lime green cyclops eyedrops	0		Effect: "Crimbo Flavor", Effect Duration: 16
2425	anodized alkaline blinking can of spinach	0		Effect: "Stick Emporium Membership", Effect Duration: 58
2426	diffused wobbly fire flower	0		Effect: "Concentration", Effect Duration: 27
2427	wet alkaline skewed blurry freezerburned ice cube	0		Effect: "Frog In Your Throat", Effect Duration: 13
2428	ionized fake blood	0		Effect: "In Tuna", Effect Duration: 42
2429	non-energized Vulcanized Eau de Guaneau	0		Effect: "The Magic of LOV", Effect Duration: 63
2430	nitrogenated bag of lard	0		Effect: "Grumpy and Ornery", Effect Duration: 64
2431	non-moist bottle of Mystic Shell	0		Effect: "The Q Is Talking To You", Effect Duration: 14
2432	diffused SPF 451 lip balm	0		Effect: "Whitened Teeth", Effect Duration: 14
2433	quantum pulsating bottle of antifreeze	0		Effect: "Glittering Eyelashes", Effect Duration: 47
2434	activated cyan eyedrops	0		Effect: "Adorable Lookout", Effect Duration: 15
2435	magnetized tumbling Dogsgotnonoz pills	0		Effect: "Memory of Attractiveness", Effect Duration: 28
2436	diffused altered ghostly donkey flipbook	0		Effect: "Lemony Goodness", Effect Duration: 54
2437	blinking New Cloaca-Cola	0		
2438	wobbly spinning scented massage oil	0		
2439	poltergeist-in-the-jar-o	0		
2440	unnatural gas	0		
2441	gray narrow Knob Goblin Encryption Key	0		
2442	Cobb's Knob map	0		
2443	smelly Newton's pink glowstick	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2007-03", Raveosity: +1
2444	bad Supernova Champagne	3	decent	
2445	twirling Deactivated O. A. F.	0		Last Available: "2007-04"
2446	hardware upgrade	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-04"
2447	bad penguin egg	0		Free Pull
2448	tasteful bow tie	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2449	ghostly six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola	0		
2450	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	0		
2451	wholesome goatskin umbrella	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10
2452	dangerous wool hat of bravery	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 43"
2453	Goodfella contract	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2454	hardened belt of doom	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
2455	chilly bar whip	0		Cold Damage: +5
2456	narrow double-paned barskin buckler	0		Cold Resistance: +5
2457	family-friendly whip	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1
2458	blinking barskin loincloth of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 4xVolley, cap 6"
2459	narrow Oprah's tighty whiteys	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 3xVolley, cap 10"
2460	tumbling sizzling yak toupee	0		Hot Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 25"
2462	upside-down odor extractor	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
2463	Manual of Transcendent Olfaction	0		Skill: "Transcendent Olfaction"
2464	decent bouncing purple bowl of Bounty-Os	4	good	
2465	bad Oreille Divisée brandy	3	decent	
2466	blue pompadour'd puppy	0		
2467	spinning suede shoes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2468	ghostly callused fingerbone	0		
2469	bundle of receipts	0		
2470	cork	0		
2471	stardust	0		
2472	wilted lettuce	0		
2473	shaking pulsating empty greasepaint tube	0		
2474	clown skin	0		
2475	miser's Jeselnik's clown wig	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +10, Clowniness: 50, Familiar Effect: "chromatic atk, 1xPotato, cap 12"
2476	clownskin belt of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Clowniness: 50
2477	clever clownskin buckler	0		Maximum MP: +20, Clowniness: 50
2478	upside-down grievous clown whip	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Clowniness: 50
2479	demon skin	0		
2480	demon-horned hat of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xLep, cap 17"
2481	Newton's demon buckler	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3
2482	blinking mansplainer's sage demon whip of the scaredy-cat	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Monster Level: 0
2483	gray stylish barskin cloak	0		Moxie: +25
2484	purple extremely unsafe grievous snakeskin duster	0		Weapon Damage Percent: 150
2485	weightlifter's clownskin harness of courage	0		Muscle: +15, Spooky Resistance: +3, Clowniness: 50
2486	twirling rock-hard Da Vinci's demonskin jacket	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Damage Reduction: 5
2487	cyan hipposkin poncho of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30
2488	blurry Annie Oakley's yak anorak	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20
2489	stanky tuxedo shirt	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25
2490	horrifying Herculean gnauga hide vest	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Spooky Damage: +25
2491	ghostly narrow shirt kit	0		
2492	tropical orchid	0		
2493	stick of dynamite	0		
2494	Necrotelicomnicon of vim and vigor of Calamity Jane	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +15
2495	mirror avaricious personal trainer's Cookbook of the Damned	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Meat Drop: +30
2496	blinking narrow executive energetic Sinful Desires	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +40
2497	molybdenum magnet	0		
2498	pulsating molybdenum hammer	0		
2499	molybdenum screwdriver	0		
2500	molybdenum pliers	0		
2501	skewed molybdenum crescent wrench	0		
2502	Really Expensive Jewelry and You	0		Skill: "Really Expensive Jewelrycrafting"
2503	blue extra-fancy ring setting	0		
2504	upside-down precious piercing post	0		
2505	ghostly lime green necklace chain	0		
2506	lime green shaking beach glass bead	0		
2507	clay peace-sign bead	0		
2508	blurry beach glass necklace of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25
2509	red twirling frightening peace-sign necklace	0		Spooky Damage: +5
2510	lard-coated stanky round sunglasses	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
2511	huge pulsating Frat Army FGF	0		
2512	upside-down Hippy Army MPE	0		
2513	upside-down hardened occult spark plug earring	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Damage Reduction: 3
2514	rock-hard deadly woven baling wire bracelets	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Damage Reduction: 5
2515	dangerous gearbox necklace of Flo-Jo	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Initiative: +100
2516	savvy wrench bracelet of the sewer	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +25
2517	miser's chain necklace of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Meat Drop: +10
2518	huge toasty sawblade shield	0		Hot Damage: +5
2519	drinkable watered-down cyan McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	2	good	
2520	acceptable skewed green melted Jell-o shot	4	good	
2521	practically non-alcoholic lousy green ghostly cruelty-free wine	1	decent	
2522	hand-crafted thistle wine	3	EPIC	
2523	green megatofu	0		
2524	huge displaced fish	0		
2525	delicious fancy fish	4	awesome	Effect: "Carrrsmic", Effect Duration: 20
2526	small stale fish casserole	2	decent	
2527	decent half-sized teal mirror fish lasagna	2	good	
2528	filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")	0		
2529	bland squat gnatloaf	4	decent	
2530	bland red jittery gnatloaf casserole	3	decent	
2531	low-calorie moldy gnat lasagna	1	crappy	
2532	pork	0		
2533	immense decent pork chop sandwiches	6	good	
2534	jumbo moldy wobbly pork casserole	5	crappy	
2535	spoiled pork lasagna	4	crappy	
2536	canopic jar	0		
2537	spice	0		
2538	organs	0		
2539	foul-smelling Ankh of Badahnkadh	0		Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip
2540	blurry lime green tomb ratchet	0		
2541	Mayflower bouquet	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Drops Items, Last Available: "2007-05", Item Drop (sporadic): +2.5, Meat Drop (sporadic): +5
2542	colloidal pulsating lesser grodulated violet	0		Effect: "Greasy Visage", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2007-05"
2543	corrupted concentrated blurry tin magnolia	0		Effect: "Perfect Hair", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2007-05"
2544	vacuum-sealed begpwnia	0		Effect: "Sated and Furious", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2007-05"
2545	dry cyan upsy daisy	0		Effect: "Gleaming White Teeth", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2007-05"
2546	activated wobbly half-orchid	0		Effect: "Speed of the Internet", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2007-05"
2547	Tesla tin star of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2007-05"
2548	avaricious outrageous sombrero of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2007-05"
2549	rock-hard "Humorous" T-shirt of the boozehound	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2007-05"
2550	Peppercorns of Power	0		
2551	gray vial of mojo	0		
2552	upside-down reeds	0		
2553	turtle chain	0		
2554	distilled seal blood	0		
2555	high-octane olive oil	0		
2556	forbidden dangerous Shagadelic Disco Banjo of the cheetah	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Initiative: +60, Class: "Disco Bandit"
2557	asbestos-lined groovy Squeezebox of the Ages	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15
2558	wobbly Van der Graaf boxer's Chelonian Morningstar	0		Muscle Percent: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
2559	lard-coated Hammer of Smiting of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber"
2560	rock-hard 17-alarm Saucepan of chilblains	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Cold Damage: +25, Class: "Sauceror"
2561	executive inspector's Greek Pasta Spoon of Peril of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +15, Meat Drop: +40, Class: "Pastamancer"
2562	half-rotten brain	0		
2563	green bonesaw	0		
2564	plus-sized phylactery	0		
2565	jittery can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	0		
2566	Azazel's unicorn	0		
2567	Azazel's lollipop	0		
2568	Azazel's tutu	0		
2569	diffused Vulcanized ant agonist	0		Effect: "Rat-Faced", Effect Duration: 55
2570	upside-down ant hoe	0		Familiar Effect: "sleaze damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2571	ant rake	0		Familiar Effect: "hot damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2572	ant pitchfork	0		Familiar Effect: "stench damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2573	ant sickle	0		Familiar Effect: "spooky damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2574	blinking ant pick	0		Familiar Effect: "cold damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2575	bronzed locust	0		
2576	pulsating mirror honey-dipped locust	0		
2577	steel-toed educational cactus quill	0		Experience: +1, Damage Reduction: 9
2578	sizzling Da Vinci's Staff of the Short Order Cook of the sewer	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Hot Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +25
2579	low-calorie yummy cactus fruit	1	awesome	
2580	mirror ruddy savvy scorpion whip	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +40
2581	handful of sand	0		
2582	brick of sand	0		
2583	half-sized moldy centipede eggs	2	crappy	
2584	upside-down double-paned wonderwall shield	0		Cold Resistance: +5
2585	double-paned Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	0		Cold Resistance: +5
2586	green Newton's General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3
2587	baleful Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	0		Spell Damage: +25
2588	upside-down Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25
2589	immense bland huge hot date	9	decent	
2590	perfectly mixed distilled fortified wine	3	EPIC	
2591	half-sized moldy tasty tart	2	crappy	
2592	green Knob Goblin lunchbox	0		
2593	stale half-sized Knob pasty	2	decent	
2594	tolerable thermos full of Knob coffee	4	good	
2595	electrified aerosolized mirror Ben-Gal™ Balm	0		Effect: "Nightlit", Effect Duration: 56
2596	leathery cat skin	0		
2597	yellow leathery bat skin	0		
2598	leathery rat skin	0		
2599	Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate	0		
2600	upside-down carbonated water lily	0		
2601	nippy vibrating forbidden Staff of the Midnight Snack	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +10
2602	baleful strapping Staff of Blood and Pudding of Calamity Jane	0		Muscle: +5, Spell Damage: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +15
2603	shaking spinning smoldering box	0		
2604	censurious Tuesday's ruby	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Variable
2605	palm frond	0		
2606	tumbling palm-frond fan	0		
2607	cyan wool palm-frond whip	0		Cold Resistance: +1
2608	cyan palm-frond net	0		
2609	fireproof palm-frond capris of the cheetah	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "1.5xGhuol, cap 35"
2610	miser's extra-large palm-frond toupee	0		Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 37"
2611	palm-frond cloak of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25
2612	squat vinyl coin purse	0		
2613	rocky raccoon	0		
2614	mojo filter	0		
2615	flavorless shaking savoy truffle	3	decent	
2616	Magi-Wipes	0		
2617	olive boom	0		
2618	aromatic Iiti Kitty phone charm	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip
2619	jar of swamp gas	0		Last Available: "2007-05"
2620	adequate yellow unidentified jerky	3	good	
2621	upside-down baleful Da Vinci's nasty rat mask	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xBarrr, cap 45"
2622	friendly experienced ratskin belt	0		Experience: +2, Familiar Weight: +3, Single Equip
2623	blue nasty dance instructor's rattail whip	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Stench Damage: +5
2624	bouncing clever bat hat of the brazier	0		Maximum MP: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xVolley, cap 45"
2625	ghostly medical-grade bat whip of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
2626	nasty stiffened bat-ass jacket	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Stench Damage: +5
2627	wobbly asbestos-lined mansplainer's catskin cap	0		Monster Level: +15, Hot Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 45"
2628	auspicious MacGyver's catskin buckler	0		Maximum MP: +100, Item Drop: +10
2629	twirling tail o' nine cats of wisdom of the businessman	0		Mysticality: +15, Meat Drop: +50
2630	Hugo's Weaving Manual	0		
2631	polarized vacuum-sealed gremlin juice	0		Effect: "Tiki Thoughtfulness", Effect Duration: 61
2632	nitrogenated cold-filtered mother's helper	0		Effect: "Heart of Orange", Effect Duration: 65
2633	blurry slick pat-a-cake pendant of vim and vigor	0		Moxie: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +50
2634	mummy wrapping	0		
2635	really thick bandage	0		
2636	jittery mummy mask of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 42"
2637	skewed stylish gauze shorts of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Moxie: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 42"
2638	bouncing gauze hammock	0		Bonus Resting HP: +60
2639	cherry soda	0		
2640	double-paned greaves of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 40"
2641	up-at-dawn smelly cowboy hat	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 41"
2642	MacGyver's shellacked Maxwell's Silver Hammer	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum MP: +100
2643	wobbly energetic happiness	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20
2644	twirling feather	0		
2645	feather	0		
2646	blue frightful feather	0		
2647	huge blue fetid feather	0		
2648	flirtatious feather	0		
2649	tumbling Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Single Equip
2650	huge bottled pixie	0		Free Pull
2651	blinking pixie spog	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-06"
2652	toothsome S.T.L.T.	3	awesome	Last Available: "2007-06"
2653	flavorless honey-dew	3	decent	Last Available: "2007-06"
2654	watered-down acceptable Xanadian	2	good	Last Available: "2007-06"
2655	triple-irradiated bottle of absinthe	0		Effect: "Spooky Jellied", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2007-06"
2656	educational Drowsy Sword of doom	0		Experience: +1, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
2657	bland tiny escargotsicle	1	decent	Last Available: "2007-06"
2658	artisanal bottle of realpagne	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2007-06"
2659	brainy albatross necklace	0		Mysticality: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-06"
2660	diluted not-a-pipe	1	good	Last Available: "2007-06"
2661	artisanal watered-down enchanted squat flask of Amontillado	2	EPIC	Effect: "Ooh, Bitter!", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2007-06"
2662	jittery personal trainer's ball mask	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 22", Last Available: "2007-06"
2663	teal auspicious Can-Can skirt	0		Item Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "1.5xFairy, 2xPotato, cap 22", Last Available: "2007-06"
2664	wet sensitive poetry journal	0		Effect: "Human-Demon Hybrid", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2007-06"
2665	chilled concentrated jittery bottled inspiration	0		Effect: "Cosmic Flavor", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2007-06"
2666	tarnished bellhop bell	0		Effect: "Dexteri Tea", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2007-06"
2667	denatured oxidized olive spiky collar	0		Effect: "Brawnee's Anthem of Absorption", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2007-06"
2668	compressed mirror can-can-in-a-can	1		Last Available: "2007-06"
2669	twisted blurry twirling patent antipsychotics	1		Effect: "World's Shortest Giant", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2007-06"
2670	vaporized Mariner's Friend cough drops	1		Effect: "Ready to Snap", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2007-06"
2671	artisanal bouncing ghostly maroon shot of nepenthe schnapps	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-03"
2672	blinking mirror library card	0		Last Available: "2007-06"
2673	squat teal Bohemian rhapsody	0		Last Available: "2007-06"
2674	unsweetened blue bottle of cat tonic	0		Effect: "Gummi Badass", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2007-06"
2675	powdered blurry handful of moss	1		
2676	twisted bit-o-cactus	1		
2677	denatured protein powder	1		
2678	spectre scepter	0		
2679	quadruple-polymerized sparkler	0		Effect: "Fiery Spirit", Effect Duration: 65
2680	quadruple-corrupted activated narrow snake	0		Effect: "Cat Class, Cat Style", Effect Duration: 24, Wiki Name: "snake"
2681	unsweetened M-242	0		Effect: "Burning Tongue", Effect Duration: 26
2682	tumbling detuned radio	0		
2683	Warehouse 23 crate	0		
2684	wicked Socratic armgun	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spell Damage: +5
2685	shaking seashell necklace	0		
2686	green commemorative war stein	0		
2687	stone frisbee	0		
2688	scorching rock-hard dreadlock whip of the detective	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Hot Damage: +25, Item Drop: +20
2689	gray Tesla beer-a-pult of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
2690	Sherlock's cast-iron legacy paddle of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Item Drop: +25
2691	rotten huge pulsating handful of nuts and berries	8	crappy	
2692	driftwood sculpture of James Dean of the scaredy-cat	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Monster Level: -15
2693	avaricious Temple Grandin's massive sitar	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Meat Drop: +30
2694	squat avaricious stone baseball cap of the pedagogue of Calamity Jane	0		Experience: +3, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 48"
2695	smooth cup of beer	3	awesome	
2696	tumbling ovoid thing	0		
2697	spinning duct tape	0		
2698	maroon duct tape wallet	0		
2699	tumbling wool manspreader's duct tape shirt	0		Monster Level: +10, Cold Resistance: +1
2700	Jeselnik's Da Vinci's duct tape fedora	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Sleaze Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 48"
2701	perfumed duct tape sword of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Stench Resistance: +5
2702	jittery coward's wizardly duct tape dockers	0		Mysticality: +25, Monster Level: -20, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 48"
2703	purple squat horrifying duct tape buckler	0		Spooky Damage: +25
2704	shrinking powder	0		
2705	lard-coated grievous blackberry slippers of temperance	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip
2706	pulsating sharpshooter's dance instructor's Newton's blackberry moccasins	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Single Equip
2707	crafty hardy strapping blackberry combat boots	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum HP: +50, Maximum MP: +10, Single Equip
2708	super-polymerized enhanced pickled funky dried mushroom	0		Effect: "Tin, Man", Effect Duration: 47
2709	shaking exotic parrot egg	0		
2710	olive cracker	0		Familiar Weight: +15
2711	enhanced Vulcanized corrupted facepaint	0		Effect: "Frozen Shoulders", Effect Duration: 41
2712	pressed extra-oxidized sheepskin diploma	0		Effect: "Lucky Cat Is Lucky", Effect Duration: 28
2713	flattened enhanced Black Body™ spray	0		Effect: "Shredding, Sweating", Effect Duration: 44
2714	tumbling floorboard cruft	0		
2715	squat sausage bomb	0		
2716	gray horrifying dance instructor's groovy battered hubcap	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spooky Damage: +25
2717	wobbly quilted padded hood ornament of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Damage Absorption: 60
2718	spare kidney	0		
2719	careful hand-carved bokken of the scaredy-cat of chilblains	0		Monster Level: -25, Cold Damage: +25
2720	ghostly crafty ruddy dangerous hand-carved bow	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Maximum MP: +10
2721	family-friendly Lo Pan's Rosewater's hand-carved staff	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Sleaze Resistance: +1
2722	greedy horrifying flame-wreathed MacGyver's Staff of the Greasefire	0		Maximum MP: +100, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +20
2723	skewed family-friendly sinister weightlifter's Staff of the Grand Flambé	0		Muscle: +15, Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1
2724	bland jittery bowl of rye sprouts	3	decent	
2725	normal small cob of corn	2	good	
2726	special stale thick juniper berries	5	decent	Effect: "Fastbreaker", Effect Duration: 15
2727	moldy plum	3	crappy	
2728	normal half-sized pear	2	good	
2729	moldy peach	3	crappy	
2730	tolerable blurry plum wine	4	good	
2731	strong lousy shot of pear schnapps	5	decent	
2732	bad irresponsibly strong jittery shot of peach schnapps	9	decent	
2733	enchanted yummy bunch of square grapes	3	awesome	Effect: "Ooh, Umami!", Effect Duration: 10
2734	small rotten brown sugar cane	2	crappy	
2735	flavorless shaking sandwich of the gods	3	decent	
2736	mediocre Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	3	decent	
2737	boiled green leopard-print barbell	1	decent	Effect: "The Q Is Talking To You", Effect Duration: 45
2738	blinking pile of smoking rags	0		
2739	colloidal spinning panty raider camouflage	0		Effect: "Indescribable Flavor", Effect Duration: 41
2740	executive frosty extremely unsafe Staff of the Walk-In Freezer	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +40
2741	smooth boilermaker	3	awesome	
2742	decent diet bouncing steel lasagna	1	quest	
2743	smooth steel margarita	4	quest	
2744	boiled steel-scented air freshener	1		
2745	super-pickled dry oxidized squat tumbling gremlin mutagen	0		Effect: "This Is Where You're a Viking", Effect Duration: 69
2746	corrupted enhanced extra-potent gremlin mutagen	0		Effect: "Inner Warmth", Effect Duration: 27
2747	jittery chunk of depleted Grimacite	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2748	Sherlock's furniture dolly	0		Item Drop: +25, Single Equip
2749	wool clever Staff of the Grease Trap of the glutton	0		Maximum MP: +20, Cold Resistance: +1, Food Drop: +100
2750	hale savvy Uranium Omega of Temperance	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum HP: +20, Single Equip
2751	banded Lead Zeta of Chastity of the sewer	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Stench Damage: +25, Single Equip
2752	tumbling rosy-cheeked wholesome Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	0		Maximum HP Percent: 40, Single Equip
2753	hardy Zinc Delta of Tranquility of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP: +50, Single Equip
2754	gray veiny Newton's Nickel Gamma of Frugality	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum HP: +10, Single Equip
2755	horrifying Iron Beta of Industry of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip
2756	Socratic experienced Copper Alpha of Sincerity	0		Experience: +2, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Single Equip
2757	cool Red Balloon of Valor of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Moxie: +5, Single Equip
2758	scandalous rock-hard Purple Horseshoe of Honor	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip
2759	scandalous Blue Diamond of Honesty of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip
2760	huge tumbling smartaleck's Green Clover of Justice of the brazier	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
2761	steel-toed banded Yellow Moon of Compassion	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Damage Reduction: 9, Single Equip
2762	avaricious Fonzie's Orange Star of Sacrifice	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip
2763	blurry spinning spinning Lo Pan's Rosewater's Pink Heart of Spirit	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Single Equip
2764	wizardly Order of the Silver Wossname of horror of bravery	0		Mysticality: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip
2765	Harold's bell	0		
2766	bowling ball	0		
2767	adequate low-calorie Crimbo pie	1	good	
2768	special rotten bouncing pear tart	4	crappy	Effect: "Dreadful Chill", Effect Duration: 30
2769	flavorless massive shaking peach pie	6	decent	
2770	warmed nitrogenated twirling chunk of rock salt	0		Effect: "No Vertigo", Effect Duration: 62
2771	deionized anodized blurry handful of pine needles	0		Effect: "Muscularrr", Effect Duration: 65
2772	blurry steamy ruby	0		
2773	glacial sapphire	0		
2774	shaking unearthly onyx	0		
2775	effluvious emerald	0		
2776	squat tawdry amethyst	0		
2777	friendly filigreed hamethyst earring of the overflowing toilet	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Stench Spell Damage: +50
2778	mirror vibrating hardy Samson's filigreed hamethyst necklace	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum HP: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Single Equip
2779	clever therapeutic wizardly filigreed hamethyst ring	0		Mysticality: +25, Maximum MP: +20, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
2780	foul-smelling medical-grade personal trainer's baconstone earring	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Stench Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
2781	huge mirror baconstone necklace of the cougar of the bloodbag	0		Moxie: +20, Maximum HP: +100, Single Equip
2782	lightning-fast baconstone ring of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Item Drop: +5, Initiative: +40, Single Equip
2783	squat careful personal trainer's pulled porquoise earring	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Monster Level: -10
2784	zippy thinker's pulled porquoise pendant	0		Mysticality: +10, Initiative: +20, Single Equip
2785	ghostly ruddy stylish pulled porquoise ring of terror	0		Moxie: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
2786	smartaleck's Earring of Fire of the glutton	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip
2787	therapeutic Pendant of Fire of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
2788	forbidden Ring of Fire of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip
2789	stanky experienced Ice-Cold Beerring	0		Experience: +2, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
2790	tumbling hale Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace of the overflowing toilet	0		Maximum HP: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
2791	miser's Ice-Cold Beer Ring of the glutton	0		Meat Drop: +10, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip
2792	fuchsia grievous Rosewater's Unspeakable Earring	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip
2793	blinking manspreader's razor-sharp Choker of the Ultragoth	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Monster Level: +10, Single Equip
2794	frosty hardened The Ring	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
2795	spinning healthy beefcake's Nose Ring of Putrescence	0		Muscle: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Single Equip
2796	avaricious manspreader's Putrid Pendant	0		Monster Level: +10, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip
2797	hardened Ring of the Sewer Snake	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Item Drop: +5, Single Equip
2798	bouncing mirror energetic Mudflap-Girl Earring of the scaredy-cat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Monster Level: -15, Single Equip
2799	tumbling extremely unsafe Mudflap-Girl Necklace of the detective	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Item Drop: +20, Single Equip
2800	occult beefcake's Mudflap-Girl Ring	0		Muscle: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Single Equip
2801	vial of Gnomochloric acid	0		
2802	twirling flask of Gnomochloric acid	0		
2803	jug of Gnomochloric acid	0		
2804	corrupted vial of hamethyst juice	0		Effect: "Mushroom Samba", Effect Duration: 57
2805	chilled diffused spinning vial of baconstone juice	0		Effect: "Chilblains of the Corn", Effect Duration: 18
2806	irradiated pulsating green vial of porquoise juice	0		Effect: "Sticky Hands", Effect Duration: 31
2807	improved flask of hamethyst juice	0		Effect: "Slimily Speedy", Effect Duration: 32
2808	corrupted flask of baconstone juice	0		Effect: "Frosty the Hitman", Effect Duration: 56
2809	enhanced altered super-warmed blue flask of porquoise juice	0		Effect: "You're High as a Crow, Marty", Effect Duration: 54
2810	ionized dry alkaline jug of hamethyst juice	0		Effect: "New and Improved", Effect Duration: 65
2811	quantum mirror jug of baconstone juice	0		Effect: "Cuts Like a Buttered Knife", Effect Duration: 38
2812	triple-dry oxidized quadruple-cold-filtered gray jug of porquoise juice	0		Effect: "Abominably Slippery", Effect Duration: 32
2813	grievous Rosewater's Beret	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Four Songs, Brimstone, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep"
2814	MacGyver's therapeutic personal trainer's Bludgeon	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum MP: +100, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Brimstone
2815	rosewater-soaked groovy Bunker of temperance	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Brimstone
2816	personal trainer's boxer's Boxers of incineration	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Brimstone, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep"
2817	jittery scandalous smooth Brooch of the detective	0		Moxie: +15, Sleaze Damage: +5, Item Drop: +20, Single Equip, Brimstone
2818	huge prompt lightning-fast Bracelet	0		Item Drop: +5, Initiative: +40, Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Brimstone
2819	mirror maroon Grimacite gasmask of horror of courage	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2008-11"
2820	twirling ruddy Grimacite gat of terror	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2008-11"
2821	avaricious gravedigger's Grimacite gaiters	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 2xGhoul, cap 37", Last Available: "2008-11"
2822	nippy Grimacite gauntlets of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Cold Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-11"
2823	sharpshooter's energetic Grimacite go-go boots	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-11"
2824	pulsating gravedigger's Grimacite girdle of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-11"
2825	shaking lard-coated Grimacite gown	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2008-11"
2826	resourceful rosy-cheeked occult Staff of the Kitchen Floor	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +50
2827	shaking red anniversary gift box	0		
2828	loaded dice	0		
2829	red really dense meat stack	0		
2830	twirling digital key lime	0		
2831	spinning star key lime	0		
2832	tiny stale digital key lime pie	1	decent	
2833	normal star key lime pie	4	good	
2834	therapeutic bottle-rocket crossbow of dire peril of courage	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Spooky Resistance: +3, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire red bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire blue bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire orange bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire purple bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire black bottle-rocket", Last Available: "2007-07"
2835	brainy indie comic hipster glasses	0		Mysticality: +5, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2"
2836	purple wizard action figure	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
2837	mint-condition magic wand	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2838	nippy glowstick of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2007-08", Raveosity: +1
2839	smelly Periodical Paintbrush	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Softcore Only
2840	enchanted perfectly mixed bottle of cooking sherry	3	EPIC	Effect: "Stimulated Brain", Effect Duration: 35
2841	rotten jumbo blurry packet of ketchup	5	crappy	
2842	drinkable accidental cider	3	good	
2843	flavorless dire fudgesicle	4	decent	
2844	prompt perfumed wool nippy navel ring of navel gazing	0		Cold Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Stench Resistance: +5, Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-09", Item Drop (sporadic): 4.25, Meat Drop (sporadic): 4.25
2845	class five ecto-larva	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
2846	skewed huge plastic bib	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2847	prompt Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield	0		Adventures: +3
2848	blinking Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	0		
2849	twirling shrunken navigator head	0		
2850	extra-dry mediocre twirling moonberry wine cooler	5	decent	
2851	snack-sized moldy fine aged cheddarwurst	2	crappy	
2852	branch from the Great Tree	0		
2853	Phil Bunion's axe	0		
2854	fuchsia bouquet of swamp roses	0		
2855	lard-coated huge mosquito proboscis of the boozehound	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Booze Drop: +100
2856	concentrated swamp lolly	0		Effect: "Powder Power", Effect Duration: 51
2857	Vulcanized seegar butt	0		Effect: "Gonna Get You, Sucker", Effect Duration: 16
2858	mirror narrow bottled swamp gas	0		
2859	jittery witch wart of the blizzard of the boozehound	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Booze Drop: +100
2860	half-sized decent swamp muck	2	good	
2861	auspicious hardened arcane researcher's leechknife	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Damage Reduction: 3, Item Drop: +10
2862	decomposed boot	0		
2863	modified dribbly candle	0		Effect: "Toast Tea", Effect Duration: 40
2864	twirling stolen meatpouch	0		
2865	Van der Graaf brainy beaver spear	0		Mysticality: +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
2866	nasty arcane researcher's shamanic beads	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Stench Damage: +5
2867	mirror healthy wicked dilapidated wizard hat	0		Spell Damage: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "cap 31"
2868	double-deionized Vulcanized shaking blinking pirate pamphlet	0		Effect: "Gamer Rage", Effect Duration: 23
2869	moist frozen pirate brochure	0		Effect: "Turkey-Ambitious", Effect Duration: 33
2870	wet colloidal moist pirate tract	0		Effect: "All Blued Up", Effect Duration: 67
2871	burnt flower	0		
2872	scorching smartaleck's plastic Naughty Sorceress	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Hot Damage: +25
2873	lion tamer's plastic Ed the Undying of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Experience (familiar): +2
2874	Usain Bolt's baleful plastic Lord Spookyraven	0		Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +80
2875	shaking Van der Graaf plastic Dr. Awkward	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
2876	lion tamer's plastic protector spectre	0		Experience (familiar): +2
2877	fireproof plastic Baron von Ratsworth	0		Hot Resistance: +3
2878	maroon veiny plastic Boss Bat	0		Maximum HP: +10
2879	squat shaking family-friendly plastic Knob Goblin King	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1
2880	blinking Socratic plastic Bonerdagon	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1
2881	plastic The Man of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20
2882	sage plastic The Big Wisniewski	0		Mysticality Percent: +10
2883	Fonzie's plastic Felonia	0		Experience (Moxie): +1
2884	groovy plastic Beelzebozo	0		Moxie Percent: +10
2885	huge Jack Frost's plastic conservationist hippy	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50
2886	plastic 7-foot dwarf of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50
2887	bouncing dance instructor's plastic angry bugbear	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
2888	plastic anime smiley of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
2889	shaking pulsating nasty plastic apathetic lizardman	0		Stench Damage: +5
2890	plastic astronomer of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100
2891	blinking forbidden plastic beanbat	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50
2892	Usain Bolt's plastic blooper	0		Initiative: +80
2893	twirling Usain Bolt's plastic brainsweeper	0		Initiative: +80
2894	bouncing jittery wicked plastic briefcase bat	0		Spell Damage: +5
2895	Sinatra's plastic demoninja	0		Experience (Moxie): +5
2896	nasty plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	0		Stench Damage: +5
2897	olive plastic drunk goat of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15
2898	baleful plastic fiendish can of asparagus	0		Spell Damage: +25
2899	gray reassuring plastic Gnollish crossdresser	0		Spooky Resistance: +1
2900	wobbly stiffened plastic handsome mariachi	0		Damage Reduction: 1
2901	thinker's plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	0		Mysticality: +10
2902	blinking plastic Knob Goblin harem girl of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20
2903	tumbling auspicious plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	0		Item Drop: +10
2904	squat chilly plastic Knott Yeti	0		Cold Damage: +5
2905	ghostly resourceful plastic lemon-in-the-box	0		Maximum MP: +50
2906	blinking wobbly plastic lobsterfrogman of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
2907	squat gray curative plastic ninja snowman	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
2908	perfumed plastic Orcish Frat Boy	0		Stench Resistance: +5
2909	blue plastic G Imp of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20
2910	hardened plastic goth	0		Damage Reduction: 3
2911	supercharged plastic cubist bull	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30
2912	upside-down plastic scary clown of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100
2913	plastic smarmy pirate of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3
2914	squat savvy plastic spiny skelelton	0		Mysticality Percent: +20
2915	blue plastic Spam Witch of the ox	0		Muscle: +20
2916	plastic vampire of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15
2917	Oprah's plastic taco cat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50
2918	coward's plastic undead elbow macaroni	0		Monster Level: -20
2919	skewed up-at-dawn plastic warwelf	0		Adventures: +5
2920	frightening plastic whitesnake	0		Spooky Damage: +5
2921	foul-smelling plastic XXX pr0n	0		Stench Damage: +10
2922	maroon wicked plastic zmobie	0		Spell Damage: +5
2923	personal trainer's plastic Protagonist	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
2924	executive plastic Spunky Princess	0		Meat Drop: +40
2925	huge red gravedigger's plastic topiary golem	0		Spooky Damage: +10
2926	tumbling plastic senile lihc of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
2927	plastic Iiti Kitty of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20
2928	Tesla plastic Gnomester Blomester	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
2929	quilted plastic Trouser Snake	0		Damage Absorption: +40
2930	upside-down Jim Carey's plastic Axe Wound	0		Monster Level: +25
2931	ghostly twirling dangerous plastic Hellion	0		Weapon Damage: +10
2932	maroon manspreader's plastic Black Knight	0		Monster Level: +10
2933	savvy plastic pair of tweezers	0		Mysticality Percent: +20
2934	mirror Oprah's plastic fruit golem	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50
2935	extremely unsafe plastic fluffy bunny	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100
2936	bouncing castagnets	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2937	siesta-ing Casagnova gnome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-10"
2938	olive Jacob's ladder	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2939	maroon unemployed hunchbacked minion	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-10"
2940	spoiled Surprise Egg	3	crappy	
2941	activated aerosolized Steal This Candy	0		Effect: "Fizzier Than Light", Effect Duration: 64
2942	quadruple-pickled chocolate filthy lucre	0		Effect: "Mortarfied", Effect Duration: 32
2943	wet triple-improved spinning Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	0		Effect: "Cringle's Curative Carol", Effect Duration: 28
2945	zippy stylish party hat	0		Moxie: +25, Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "4xLep, cap 7"
2946	knitted cool V for Vivala mask	0		Moxie: +5, Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Combat Item Damage Percent: 50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Creepy Grin", Last Available: "2007-11"
2947	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	0		
2948	hand-crafted shot of rotgut	4	EPIC	
2949	polymerized huge jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade	0		Effect: "Visions of the Deep Dark Deeps", Effect Duration: 49
2950	Cap'm Caronch's Map	0		
2951	wobbly Orcish Frat House blueprints	0		
2952	dance instructor's glowstick of the brazier	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2007-11", Raveosity: +1
2953	charrrm bracelet	0		
2954	narrow squat wizardly tip jar	0		Mysticality: +25
2955	normal special skewed yam candy	4	good	Effect: "Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration", Effect Duration: 40
2956	cocktail napkin	0		
2957	rum barrel charrrm	0		
2958	decent tiny ghostly tube of cranberry Go-Goo	1	good	
2959	bouncing foul-smelling rum barrel charrrm bracelet	0		Stench Damage: +10
2960	toothsome tumbling wobbly single-serving herbal stuffing	4	awesome	
2961	massive spoiled packet of tofurkey gravy	9	crappy	
2962	small adequate tofurkey nugget	2	good	
2963	rigging shampoo	0		
2964	lime green ball polish	0		
2965	mizzenmast mop	0		
2966	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	0		
2967	dry super-liquefied denatured Swabbie™ swab	0		Effect: "Elvish", Effect Duration: 25
2968	magnetized Oil of Parrrlay	0		Effect: "Crotchety, Pining", Effect Duration: 15
2969	toothsome creamsicle	4	awesome	
2970	tolerable cream stout	3	good	
2971	Oprah's curmudgel of the blizzard	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +25
2972	grumpy man charrrm	0		
2973	prompt grumpy man charrrm bracelet	0		Adventures: +3, Single Equip
2974	jittery lime green tarrrnish charrrm	0		
2975	careful manspreader's tarrrnished charrrm bracelet	0		Monster Level: 0, Single Equip
2976	tolerable bilge wine	4	good	
2977	red studded witty rapier	0		Damage Absorption: +80
2978	fireproof studded yohohoyo	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Hot Resistance: +3
2979	irradiated dry adjusted fish-liver oil	0		Effect: "Squid Squint", Effect Duration: 53
2980	booty chest charrrm	0		
2981	educational booty chest charrrm bracelet	0		Experience: +1, Single Equip
2982	cannonball charrrm	0		
2983	cannonball charrrm bracelet	0		Single Equip, Sporadic Thorns: 0.25
2984	copper ha'penny charrrm	0		
2985	copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100
2986	tongue charrrm	0		
2987	tumbling manspreader's curative tongue charrrm bracelet	0		Monster Level: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
2988	bit of clingfilm	0		
2989	clever clingfilm trousers	0		Maximum MP: +20, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato, cap 37"
2990	Socratic clingfilm cap of the early riser	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 37"
2991	clingfilm slippers of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Single Equip
2992	clingfilm tangle	0		
2993	decent lime green narrow vinegar-soaked lemon slice	3	good	
2994	pickled irradiated true grit	0		Effect: "Stuck That Way", Effect Duration: 47
2995	up-at-dawn wholesome buoybottoms of the storm	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xLep, cap 37"
2996	Tesla grungy flannel shirt	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
2997	perfumed lion tamer's grungy bandana	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Stench Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 0.5xPotato, cap 37"
2998	miser's grassy cutlass	0		Meat Drop: +10
2999	blinking Cap'm Caronch's nasty booty	0		
3000	Cap'm Caronch's dentures	0		
3001	skewed shellacked pegleg	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Single Equip
3002	spinning lamé pants of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 1xLep, cap 25"
3003	knitted enormous hoop earring	0		Cold Resistance: +3
3004	stanky nasty costume sword	0		Stench Damage: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +25
3005	rainbow pearl	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3006	mirror pulsating Jim Carey's crafty rainbow pearl earring	0		Maximum MP: +10, Monster Level: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3007	twirling Sherlock's grievous rainbow pearl necklace	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Item Drop: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3008	energetic rainbow pearl ring of the boozehound	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3009	bouncing Usain Bolt's scandalous Idol of Ak'gyxoth	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Initiative: +80
3010	dance instructor's Emblem of Ak'gyxoth of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
3011	sinister altar fragment	0		
3012	shimmering rainbow sand	0		
3013	simple key	0		
3014	ornate key	0		
3015	gilded key	0		
3016	foot locker	0		
3017	ornate chest	0		
3018	gilded chest	0		
3019	all-purpose cleaner	0		
3020	tumbling handful of sawdust	0		
3021	stone triangle	0		
3022	medium stone triangle	0		
3023	small stone triangle	0		
3024	upside-down stone pyramid	0		
3025	drinkable corpse on the beach	3	good	
3026	artisanal corpsetini	3	super EPIC	
3027	hand-crafted distilled corpsedriver	5	EPIC	
3028	lousy Corpse Island iced tea	3	decent	
3029	perfectly mixed weak special jittery red-headed corpse	2	EPIC	Effect: "Extra-Sharp Weapon", Effect Duration: 40
3030	acceptable spirit-forward green narrow kamicorpse-ee	5	good	
3031	perfectly mixed corpsel	4	EPIC	
3032	practically non-alcoholic tolerable bouncing corpsebite	1	good	
3033	wizardly pirate fledges	0		Mysticality: +25, Look like a Pirate
3034	tumbling pulsating piece of thirteen	0		
3035	small moldy pearl onion	2	crappy	
3036	moldy tiny squat sea biscuit	1	crappy	
3037	strong mediocre bottle of rum	5	decent	
3038	irresponsibly strong hand-crafted blinking bottle of black-label rum	9	EPIC	
3039	cannonball	0		
3040	skewed voodoo skull	0		
3041	joke scroll	0		
3042	Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3043	metallic foil bow	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
3044	blue metallic foil radar dish	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.", Last Available: "2011-12"
3045	yummy small nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	2	awesome	Last Available: "2007-12"
3046	moldy tiny nanite-infested candy cane	1	crappy	Last Available: "2020-09"
3047	miniature moldy nanite-infested fruitcake	2	crappy	Last Available: "2007-12"
3048	drinkable mirror nanite-infested eggnog	4	good	Last Available: "2007-12"
3049	teal El Vibrato power sphere	0		
3050	electrified eyepatch	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
3051	upside-down narrow dangerous cutlass	0		Weapon Damage: +10
3052	lime green ghostly breeches of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
3053	mood ring	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
3054	dry unsweetened upside-down purple candy heart	0		Effect: "Turtle Titters", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2007-02"
3055	magnetized skewed cymbal syrup	0		Free Pull, Effect: "Bone Chilling", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2007-02"
3056	Samson's metallic foil cat ears	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Alters Page Text, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2007-02"
3057	upside-down bouncing nanofiber cloth	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3058	squat iGoogly	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3059	theoretical string	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3060	squat synthetic stuffing	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3061	toy hoverpad	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3062	skewed LED block	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3063	gyroscope	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3064	cyborg doll of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2007-12"
3065	buckyball	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3066	censurious toy maglev monorail	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3067	tumbling dollhive	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3068	squat toy deathbot	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3069	laser cannon	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3070	plexifoam chin strap	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3071	purple silicon-infused gluteal shield	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3072	carbonite visor	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3073	ghostly set of Unobtainium straps	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3074	narrow polymorphic fastening apparatus	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3075	General Assembly Module	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3076	wobbly laser targeting chip	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3077	hi-density nylocite leg armor	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3078	kevlateflocite helmet	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3079	Bulky Buddy Box	0		Last Available: "2007-12", Wiki Name: "Bulky Buddy Box (hatchling)"
3080	teddy borg	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3081	teal marionette collective of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2007-12"
3082	fuchsia monomolecular yo-yo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3083	maroon gray blob	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3084	borg sock monkey of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2007-12"
3085	extremely unsafe roboduck-on-a-string of the scaredy-cat	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2007-12"
3086	blinking yellow mylar scout drone	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3087	teddy borg sewing kit	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3088	narrow perfumed veiny biomechanical crimborg helmet	0		Maximum HP: +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2007-12"
3089	Da Vinci's experienced C.B.F.G.	0		Experience: +2, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Last Available: "2007-12"
3090	stanky sizzling biomechanical crimborg leg armor	0		Hot Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1.5xGhuol, cap 37", Last Available: "2007-12"
3091	deionized super-aerosolized vitachoconutriment capsule	0		Effect: "Healthy Bronze Glow", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2007-12"
3092	ghostly blinking Lo Pan's handmade hobby horse	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2007-12"
3093	Newton's ball-in-a-cup	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2007-12"
3094	set of jacks of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2007-12"
3095	decent gigantic laser-broiled pear	8	good	Last Available: "2007-12"
3096	ghostly family-friendly groovy polyalloy shield	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2007-12"
3097	blinking blue fish scaler	0		Last Available: "2007-12", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.33
3098	killing feather	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3099	skewed ring	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3100	bouncing yellow robotronic egg	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3101	rogue swarmer	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3102	sawblade fragment	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3103	pulsating unstable laser battery	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3104	blurry quilted Sinatra's vibrating cyborg knife	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Damage Absorption: +40, Last Available: "2007-12"
3105	lard-coated Fonzie's immense cyborg hand	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2007-12"
3106	double-paned savvy cyborg stompin' boot of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Mysticality Percent: +20, Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3107	blinking deactivated RoboGoose	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3108	overclocked avian microprocessor	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-12"
3109	jittery Miniborg stomper	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3110	Miniborg strangler	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3111	Miniborg laser	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3112	gray Miniborg beeper	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3113	Miniborg hiveminder	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3114	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3115	old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3116	Hodgman	0		
3117	Libram of Divine Favors	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12", Skill: "Summon Party Favor"
3118	blue divine noisemaker	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3119	skewed olive divine can of silly string	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3120	divine blowout	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3121	wobbly divine champagne popper	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3122	divine cracker	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3123	divine champagne flute	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3124	dry Vulcanized fruitfilm	0		Effect: "Human-Human Hybrid", Effect Duration: 13
3125	triple-tarnished frozen piece of after eight	0		Effect: "Helvella Health", Effect Duration: 15
3126	hobo nickel	0		
3127	sandcastle	0		
3128	marshmallow	0		
3129	small rotten roasted marshmallow	2	crappy	
3130	disc	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3131	snack-sized flavorless tin cup of mulligan stew	2	decent	
3132	yellow sizzling Fonzie's flamin' bindle	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Hot Damage: +10
3133	jittery greasy mansplainer's freezin' bindle	0		Monster Level: +15, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
3134	Newton's cool stinkin' bindle	0		Moxie: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +3
3135	bouncing huge tumbling Jeselnik's supercool bindle	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +25
3136	narrow manspreader's stylish sleazy bindle	0		Moxie: +25, Monster Level: +10
3137	auspicious 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	0		Item Drop: +10
3138	dog trainer's Hodgman's whackin' stick	0		Experience (familiar): +1
3139	asbestos-lined occult Hodgman's imaginary hamster	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Hot Resistance: +5
3140	soft shoes	0		Single Equip
3141	steel-toed panhandle panhandling hat	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
3142	executive cup of infinite pencils	0		Meat Drop: +40, Damage Aura: 1
3143	bouncing sage Hodgman's disgusting technicolor overcoat of extreme caution	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Monster Level: -25
3144	a torn paper strip	0		
3145	El Vibrato translator	0		
3146	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)"
3147	jittery tumbling El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)"
3148	shaking upside-down El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)"
3149	huge red El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)"
3150	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)"
3151	mirror El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)"
3152	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)"
3153	yellow El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)"
3154	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)"
3155	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)"
3156	blurry El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)"
3157	El Vibrato drone	0		
3158	sparking El Vibrato drone	0		
3159	irradiated unsweetened vacuum-sealed warm El Vibrato drone	0		Effect: "Pyromania", Effect Duration: 42
3160	extra-corrupted fuchsia pulsating humming El Vibrato drone	0		Effect: "Fangs and Pangs", Effect Duration: 39
3161	nitrogenated twirling El Vibrato drone	0		Effect: "Hardened Fabric", Effect Duration: 49
3162	El Vibrato helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 1xFairy"
3163	El Vibrato energy spear	0		
3164	purple El Vibrato leg guards	0		Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol"
3165	broken El Vibrato drone	0		
3166	maroon repaired El Vibrato drone	0		
3167	augmented El Vibrato drone	0		
3168	enhanced jittery narrow seal eyeball	0		Effect: "Uncanny Shot", Effect Duration: 45
3169	half-sized stale spinning turtle soup	2	decent	Effect: "[598]A Little Bit Evil"
3170	evil noodles	0		
3171	skewed nauseating reagent	0		
3172	red zippy evil paper umbrella	0		Initiative: +20
3173	improved evil vihuela	0		Effect: "Robocamo", Effect Duration: 34
3174	toothsome fuchsia evil boring spaghetti	3	awesome	
3175	stale huge evil noodles	6	decent	
3176	adequate snack-sized evil noodles	2	good	
3177	normal huge fancy spinning evil painful penne pasta	10	good	Effect: "Dirge of Dreadfulness", Effect Duration: 45
3178	rotten 3vi1 pr0n m4nic0tti	3	crappy	
3179	massive adequate ghostly evil ravioli della hippy	10	good	
3180	immense stale evil noodles	6	decent	
3181	aerosolized evil potion of potency	0		Effect: "Hammertime", Effect Duration: 40
3182	liquefied cold-filtered evil libation of liveliness	0		Effect: "Charrrming", Effect Duration: 17
3183	energized quadruple-cold-filtered evil tomato juice of powerful power	0		Effect: "'Roids of the Rhinoceros", Effect Duration: 34
3184	deionized evil eyedrops of the ermine	0		Effect: "Wallflowering", Effect Duration: 20
3185	deionized evil ointment of the occult	0		Effect: "Salad Days", Effect Duration: 39
3186	deionized evil serum of sarcasm	0		Effect: "Enraged", Effect Duration: 24
3187	triple-cold-filtered super-chilled blinking evil philter of phorce	0		Effect: "All Glory To the Toad", Effect Duration: 64
3188	boozy perfectly mixed an evil sump'm sump'm	5	EPIC	
3189	artisanal upside-down evil ducha de oro	4	EPIC	
3190	lousy evil horizontal tango	4	decent	
3191	acceptable fortified maroon evil roll in the hay	5	good	
3192	naughty origami kit	0		Last Available: "2008-02"
3193	naughty fortune teller	0		Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3194	origami "gentlemen's" magazine	0		Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3195	naughty paper shuriken	0		Last Available: "2008-02"
3196	shellacked origami pasties	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3197	twirling squat scorching origami riding crop of terror of bravery	0		Hot Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3198	tumbling El Vibrato trapezoid	0		
3199	jittery lump of coal	0		
3200	lump of diamond	0		
3201	yellow narrow thick padded envelope	0		
3202	nasty chilly Lo Pan's KoL Con IV Pole	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Cold Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2007-09"
3203	tumbling dwarvish magazine	0		
3204	dwarvish war helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 41"
3205	dwarvish war mattock	0		
3206	dwarvish war kilt	0		Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 41"
3207	dwarvish punchcard	0		
3208	small laminated card	0		
3209	laminated card	0		
3210	notbig laminated card	0		
3211	unlarge laminated card	0		
3212	dwarvish document	0		
3213	dwarvish paper	0		
3214	dwarvish parchment	0		
3215	overcharged El Vibrato power sphere	0		
3216	upside-down Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form	0		Free Pull
3217	jittery El Vibrato Megadrone	0		
3218	purple glowstick of Leguizamo of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -5, Last Available: "2008-02", Raveosity: +1
3219	sane hatrack	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3220	hobo code binder	0		Free Pull
3221	spinning gator skin	0		
3222	therapeutic Fonzie's gatorskin umbrella	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
3223	sewer nuggets	0		
3224	sewer wad	0		
3225	irresponsibly strong drinkable pulsating bottle of sewage schnapps	7	good	
3226	acceptable bottle of Ooze-O	3	good	
3227	enchanted moldy pulsating C.H.U.M. chum	4	crappy	Effect: "La Bamba", Effect Duration: 5
3228	moldy half-sized unfortunate dumplings	2	crappy	
3229	decaying goldfish liver	0		
3230	electrified adjusted purple oil of oiliness	0		Effect: "Boilermade", Effect Duration: 11
3231	pulsating tattered paper crown of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "1xSombrero, cap 15"
3232	snack-sized yummy bouncing vanilla-frosted king cake	2	awesome	Last Available: "2008-03"
3233	inflatable duck	0		
3234	water wings	0		Wiki Name: "water wings"
3235	noodle	0		
3236	Kissin' Cousins	0		Skill: "Awesome Balls of Fire"
3237	Tales from the Fireside	0		Skill: "Conjure Relaxing Campfire"
3238	Blizzards I Have Died In	0		Skill: "Snowclone"
3239	mirror Maxing, Relaxing	0		Skill: "Maximum Chill"
3240	tumbling yellow Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	0		Skill: "Eggsplosion"
3241	skewed Travels with Jerry	0		Skill: "Mudbath"
3242	Let Me Be!	0		Skill: "Raise Backup Dancer"
3243	Asleep in the Cemetery	0		Skill: "Creepy Lullaby"
3244	Summer Nights	0		Skill: "Grease Lightning"
3245	Sensual Massage for Creeps	0		Skill: "Inappropriate Backrub"
3246	perfumed Ol' Scratch's ol' britches of the boozehound	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Booze Drop: +100, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xPotato"
3247	Van der Graaf veiny Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	0		Maximum HP: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "hot atk"
3248	ghostly energetic weightlifter's Ol' Scratch's ash can of wisdom	0		Muscle: +15, Mysticality: +15, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Class: "Sauceror"
3249	skewed avaricious pink plastic baby	0		Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-03"
3250	yellow sausage	0		
3251	narrow perfumed frightening Frosty's silk hat	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "cold atk"
3252	lightning-fast Frosty's carrot of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Initiative: +40, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip
3253	rock-hard Frosty's nailbat of Calamity Jane of Gandalf	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3254	olive dog trainer's sinister Oscus's pelt	0		Spell Damage: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip
3255	stiffened arcane researcher's Wand of Oscus of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Damage Reduction: 1, Class: "Pastamancer"
3256	clever baleful Oscus's dumpster waders	0		Spell Damage: +25, Maximum MP: +20, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xBarrr"
3257	huge greasy careful Zombo's skullcap	0		Monster Level: -10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "spooky atk"
3258	toasty wicked Zombo's shield of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Spell Damage: +5, Hot Damage: +5, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
3259	healthy forbidden Zombo's grievous greaves	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
3260	squat Lo Pan's rosy-cheeked Chester's moustache of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip
3261	medical-grade Chester's bag of candy of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Class: "Disco Bandit"
3262	horrifying clever Chester's cutoffs	0		Maximum MP: +20, Spooky Damage: +25, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1.5xGhuol"
3263	tumbling Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts	0		Last Available: "2008-04", Skill: "Summon Tasteful Items"
3264	candygram	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3265	bag of Crotchety Pine saplings	0		
3266	bag of Saccharine Maple saplings	0		
3267	bag of Laughing Willow saplings	0		
3268	non-boiled maroon handful of Crotchety Pine needles	0		Effect: "Puddingskin", Effect Duration: 37
3269	polymerized wet yellow lump of Saccharine Maple sap	0		Effect: "Dilated Pupils", Effect Duration: 34
3270	polarized super-wet handful of Laughing Willow bark	0		Effect: "Rootin' Around", Effect Duration: 48
3271	frightening crotchety pants	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Put Down Roots", Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 18"
3272	brainy Saccharine Maple pendant	0		Mysticality: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spray Sap"
3273	mirror maroon willowy bonnet of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Rouse Sapling", Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 18"
3274	flavored foot massage oil	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3275	dart	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3276	bouncing black-and-blue light	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3277	teal Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3278	olive thinker's studded belt	0		Mysticality: +10, Last Available: "2008-04"
3279	personal massager	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3280	gray tumbling personalized coffee mug	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-04"
3281	plasma ball	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3282	stick-on eyebrow piercing of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2008-04"
3283	delicious huge ghostly salad	10	awesome	
3284	rosewater-soaked beefcake's C.H.U.M. lantern	0		Muscle: +25, Stench Resistance: +3
3285	jittery Annie Oakley's C.H.U.M. knife	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20
3286	Fonzie's Frosty's snowball sack	0		Experience (Moxie): +1
3287	quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3288	shimmering tendrils	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3289	tumbling scintillating powder	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3290	abandoned candy	0		
3291	secret tropical island volcano lair map	0		
3292	adorable seal larva	0		
3293	spinning untamable turtle	0		
3294	purple macaroni duck	0		
3295	friendly cheez blob	0		
3296	unusual disco ball	0		
3297	stray chihuahua	0		
3298	pretty pink bow	0		
3299	smiley-face sticker	0		
3300	farfalle bow tie	0		
3301	jalapeño slices	0		
3302	spinning stick-on mini solar panels	0		
3303	narrow sombrero	0		Sombrero Bonus: +10
3304	ghostly Argarggagarg's fang	0		
3305	Safari Jack's moustache	0		
3306	teal Yakisoba's hat	0		
3307	Heimandatz's heart	0		
3308	Jocko Homo's head	0		
3309	The Mariachi's guitar case	0		
3310	sinister sealskin drum	0		Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3311	steel-toed washboard shield	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
3312	rosy-cheeked spaghetti-box banjo	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Class: "Pastamancer"
3313	marinara jug of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Class: "Sauceror"
3314	Samson's makeshift castanets	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Class: "Disco Bandit"
3315	bouncing mirror left-handed melodica of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Class: "Accordion Thief"
3316	pickled gray epic wad	1	crappy	Effect: "Feroci Tea", Effect Duration: 25
3317	bottlecap of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Single Equip
3318	skewed corncob pipe of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip
3319	tumbling Mr. Joe's bangles of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Single Equip
3320	fuchsia healthy frayed rope belt	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Single Equip
3321	packet of mayfly bait	0		Last Available: "2008-05"
3322	scorching hardy mayfly bait necklace	0		Maximum HP: +50, Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summon Mayfly Swarm", Last Available: "2008-05"
3323	mirror pulsating Ol' Scratch's salad fork	0		
3324	jittery Frosty's frosty mug	0		
3325	drinkable jar of fermented pickle juice	4	good	
3326	pickled twirling purple voodoo snuff	1	good	
3327	decent extra-greasy slider	3	good	
3328	asbestos-lined Samson's crumpled felt fedora	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Hot Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "0.75xVolley, 0.75xLep"
3329	manspreader's arcane researcher's battered top-hat	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Monster Level: +10, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 0.75xFairy"
3330	jittery careful crafty shapeless wide-brimmed hat	0		Maximum MP: +10, Monster Level: -10, Familiar Effect: "0.75xLep, 0.75xFairy"
3331	blurry avaricious sharpshooter's mostly rat-hide leggings	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
3332	inspector's sinister hobo dungarees	0		Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +15, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 1xPotato"
3333	bouncing Da Vinci's patched suit-pants of the sweet-tooth	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 0.5xFairy"
3334	maroon hobo stogie	0		Single Equip
3335	rope with some soap on it	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
3336	mirror shaking dead guy's piece of double-sided tape	0		
3337	hardened educational dead guy's memento	0		Experience: +1, Damage Reduction: 3, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
3338	massive spoiled banquet	9	crappy	
3339	sharpened hubcap	0		
3340	very caltrop	0		
3341	skewed The Six-Pack of Pain	0		
3342	hobo monkey	0		
3343	red bindle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3344	bed of coals	0		
3345	air mattress	0		
3346	filth-encrusted futon	0		
3347	gray comfy coffin	0		
3348	mattress	0		
3349	squat dinged-up triangle	0		
3350	lousy Ralph IX cognac	3	decent	
3351	jittery fuchsia llama lama cria	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-06"
3352	zen motorcycle	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3353	anodized pulsating spinning llama lama gong	0		Effect: "Patched In", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2008-06"
3354	adequate banana-frosted king cake	3	good	Last Available: "2008-08"
3355	Van der Graaf brown plastic baby	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-08"
3356	plump juicy grub	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3357	green shimmering moth	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3358	twirling delectable fire ant	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3359	scrumptious ice ant	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3360	yellow stinkbug	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3361	shaking yummy death watch beetle	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3362	narrow jittery tasty louse	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3363	spoiled narrow tumbling mole molé	3	crappy	Last Available: "2008-06"
3364	watered-down smooth blurry Morlock's Mark Bourbon	2	awesome	Last Available: "2008-06"
3365	frozen squat cyan Climate Colada	0		Effect: "Hagg-ard", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2008-06"
3366	alkaline twirling digital underground potion	0		Effect: "Hiding in Plain Sight", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2008-06"
3367	interesting-looking twig	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3368	mixed glimmering roc feather	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2008-06"
3369	powdered upside-down glimmering phoenix feather	1		Effect: "Jerky, Boy", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2008-06"
3370	mixed glimmering penguin feather	1		Effect: "Sugar, Hello", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2008-06"
3371	dried spinning glimmering buzzard feather	1		Last Available: "2008-06"
3372	vaporized lime green glimmering raven feather	1		Effect: "Sugar Smacks", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2008-06"
3373	modified squat pulsating glimmering great tit feather	1		Last Available: "2008-06"
3374	house of twigs and spit	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3375	upside-down yellow The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	0		Skill: "The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder"
3376	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	0		Skill: "Benetton's Medley of Diversity"
3377	shaking wobbly Elron's Explosive Etude	0		Skill: "Elron's Explosive Etude"
3378	upside-down Chorale of Companionship	0		Skill: "Chorale of Companionship"
3379	mirror Prelude of Precision	0		Skill: "Prelude of Precision"
3380	jittery Jim Carey's Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Monster Level: +25
3381	Ol' Scratch's stove door of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Thorns: 1
3382	ribald Lo Pan's Samson's Ol' Scratch's manacles	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip
3383	lime green MacGyver's energetic Chester's sunglasses of the empath	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +100, Familiar Weight: +5, Single Equip
3384	lightning-fast Socratic Chester's muscle shirt	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Initiative: +40
3385	hardy Chester's Aquarius medallion of Calamity Jane	0		Maximum HP: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Single Equip
3386	foul-smelling crafty Zombo's shoulder blade	0		Maximum MP: +10, Stench Damage: +10
3387	wool Zombo's skull ring of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip
3388	jittery Zombo's empty eye	0		
3389	narrow hale hardened Frosty's arm	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum HP: +20
3390	experienced Staff of the Deepest Freeze of Calamity Jane of Gandalf	0		Experience: +2, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Spell Critical Percent: +20
3391	Frosty's iceball	0		
3392	jittery coward's Oscus's garbage can lid	0		Monster Level: -20, Thorns: 1
3393	pulsating Oscus's neverending soda	0		
3394	Oscus's flypaper pants of Tarzan of the businessman	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
3395	scandalous Hodgman's porkpie hat of the businessman	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 0.5xVolley, 0.5xFairy"
3396	skewed yellow Jeselnik's curative Hodgman's lobsterskin pants	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato"
3397	dance instructor's smartaleck's Hodgman's bow tie	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Single Equip
3398	acceptable Hodgman's blanket	3	good	
3399	drinkable practically non-alcoholic jar of squeeze	1	good	
3400	half-sized moldy bowl of fishysoisse	2	crappy	
3401	boiled deadly lampshade	0		Effect: "Mystic Circle", Effect Duration: 59
3402	vacuum-sealed denatured lime green concentrated garbage juice	0		Effect: "The Rich Get Richer", Effect Duration: 22
3403	lewd playing card	0		
3404	blue frightening deck of lewd playing cards of the ox of horror	0		Muscle: +20, Spooky Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +25
3405	scandalous Hodgman's sock	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip
3406	sizzling Hodgman's varcolac paw	0		Hot Damage: +10
3407	ruddy Hodgman's almanac	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40
3408	Temple Grandin's Hodgman's harmonica	0		Familiar Weight: +7
3409	cool Hodgman's garbage sticker	0		Moxie: +5
3410	bouncing sage Hodgman's detector	0		Mysticality Percent: +10
3411	foul-smelling Hodgman's cane	0		Stench Damage: +10
3412	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	0		Skill: "Natural Born Scrabbler"
3413	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	0		Skill: "Thrift and Grift"
3414	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	0		Skill: "Abs of Tin"
3415	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	0		Skill: "Marginally Insane"
3416	hobo fortress blueprints	0		
3421	box of fireworks	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire off a Roman Candle", Last Available: "2008-07", Item Drop (sporadic): +12.5
3422	triple-oxidized ionized sterno-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Spooky Blur", Effect Duration: 33
3423	irradiated wobbly frostbite-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "The Best a Pirate Can Get", Effect Duration: 21
3424	wet fry-oil-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Blessing of Charcoatl", Effect Duration: 58
3425	ionized moist mirror garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Just Aged Enough", Effect Duration: 39
3426	dry ionized fuchsia twirling blinking strawberry-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Orc Chops", Effect Duration: 26
3427	roll of Hob-Os	0		
3428	electrified mirror Everlasting Deckswabber	0		Effect: "Fratty Flavor", Effect Duration: 56
3430	skewed bindle of joy	0		
3431	cotton candy cocoon	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-08"
3432	bouncing cotton candy cordial	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2008-08"
3433	spice melange	0		
3434	rattling cigar box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3435	brainy stirring stick of the bloodbag	0		Mysticality: +5, Maximum HP: +100
3436	veiny fortified Staff of the Teapot Tempest of the glutton	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum HP: +10, Food Drop: +100
3437	auspicious Herculean Staff of the Black Kettle	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Item Drop: 15
3438	blue double-paned stylish Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron of horror	0		Moxie: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +5
3439	Rainbow's Gravity	0		Skill: "Rainbow Gravitation", Last Available: "2008-07"
3440	twisted olive squat prismatic wad	1	good	Last Available: "2008-07"
3441	skewed executive club of the five seasons	0		Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2008-07"
3442	Jim Carey's rainbow crossbow	0		Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2008-07"
3443	kitten	0		
3444	family-friendly webbed comic mask	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 2"
3445	Junior Adventurer's kit	0		
3446	groovy prism necklace	0		Single Equip, Sporadic Thorns: 2.5
3447	jittery smooth brainy six-rainbow shield	0		Mysticality: +5, Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2008-07"
3448	upside-down gray rainbow bomb	0		Last Available: "2008-07"
3449	cotton candy cone	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3450	cotton candy pinch	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3451	shaking cotton candy smidgen	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3452	cotton candy skoshe	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3453	cotton candy plug	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3454	cotton candy pillow	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3455	upside-down cotton candy bale	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3456	blurry hardy trusty torch	0		Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2011-12"
3457	narrow Junior Adventurer's merit badge of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Single Equip
3458	pickled STYX deodorant body spray	0		Effect: "Thaumodynamic", Effect Duration: 58
3459	mediocre upside-down white-label gin	3	decent	
3460	normal miniature tin rations	2	good	
3461	haiku challenge map	0		
3462	terrible poem	0		
3463	weak lousy bottle of sake	2	decent	
3464	round pebble of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15
3465	rotten red bouncing Bash-Ōs cereal	4	crappy	Wiki Name: "Bash-Os cereal"
3466	banded Sinatra's strapping haiku katana	0		Muscle: +5, Experience (Moxie): +5, Damage Absorption: +100, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Raindrop Attack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summer Siesta", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Falling Leaf Whirlwind", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Winter's Bite Technique", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "The 17 Cuts", Last Available: "2008-09"
3467	upside-down bargain flash powder	0		
3468	toasty plastic baby	0		Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-12"
3469	snack-sized stale blueberry-frosted king cake	2	decent	Last Available: "2008-12"
3470	blinking bitty bathysphere	0		Familiar Weight: -20, Underwater Familiar, Familiar Effect: "adventure underwater"
3471	jittery damp boot	0		
3472	therapeutic Socratic Seasonal Beret of the scaredy-cat	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Monster Level: -15, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 25"
3473	maroon Bash-Ōs boxtop	0		Wiki Name: "Bash-Os boxtop"
3474	wet polarized cranberry cordial	0		Effect: "Human-Constellation Hybrid", Effect Duration: 16
3475	vacuum-sealed extra-unsweetened mirror blue blackberry polite	0		Effect: "Preemptive Medicine", Effect Duration: 55
3476	electrified modified dry plum lozenge	0		Effect: "Total Protonic Reversal", Effect Duration: 22
3477	liquefied deionized blue pear lozenge	0		Effect: "Wasabi With You", Effect Duration: 30
3478	unsweetened quadruple-pickled peach lozenge	0		Effect: "Eyes for Miles", Effect Duration: 63
3479	wobbly balloon shield	0		Thorns: 1
3480	spot	0		
3481	uniclops egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-10"
3482	passed-out psychedelic bear	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-10"
3483	psychedelic bubble wand	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3484	eye 'n' horn shampoo	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3485	double-magnetized glittery mascara	0		Effect: "Natural 20", Effect Duration: 50
3486	pulsating dull fish scale	0		
3487	rough fish scale	0		
3488	pristine fish scale	0		
3489	adequate beefy fish meat	3	good	Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 5
3490	enchanted bite-sized bland glistening fish meat	1	decent	Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 5
3491	stale bite-sized green ghostly slick fish meat	1	decent	Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 5
3492	aromatic knitted fish scimitar	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +1
3493	maroon scorching Temple Grandin's fish stick	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Hot Damage: +25
3494	red pulsating fish bazooka of Gandalf of temperance	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +5
3495	electrified boiled sea salt crystal	0		Effect: "Ticking Clock", Effect Duration: 32
3496	flattened unsweetened bazookafish bubble gum	0		Effect: "Blubbered Up", Effect Duration: 22
3497	tolerable tumbling blinking bottle of Pete's Sake	4	good	
3498	invisible bag	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2011-12"
3499	tumbling witch hat	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2011-12"
3500	beholed bedsheet	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2011-12"
3501	bland snack-sized canapés	2	decent	
3502	dried thermos of brew	1	good	Effect: "All Branned Up", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2011-12"
3503	acceptable purple glass of brandy	3	good	Last Available: "2011-12"
3504	squat French slippers	0		
3505	lime green frosty LWA ring	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
3506	LARP membership card	0		Last Available: "2008-10"
3507	Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-11", Skill: "Summon Stickers"
3508	inspector's scratch 'n' sniff sword	0		Item Drop: +15, Breakable, Last Available: "2008-11"
3509	scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker	0		Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2008-11"
3510	scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker	0		Experience: +2, Last Available: "2008-11"
3511	yellow scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker	0		Meat Drop: +25, Last Available: "2008-11"
3512	green scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker	0		All Attributes Percent: +10, Last Available: "2008-11"
3513	huge huge upside-down scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker	0		Spooky Damage: +3, Stench Damage: +3, Hot Damage: +3, Cold Damage: +3, Sleaze Damage: +3, Last Available: "2008-11"
3514	ghostly scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Spell Damage: +20, Last Available: "2008-11"
3515	Temple Grandin's savvy ganger bandana	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +7, Familiar Effect: "atk"
3516	tumbling eel skin	0		
3517	tumbling eelskin hat of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk", Thorns: [env(underwater)]
3518	forbidden eelskin pants	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, MP regen", Thorns: [env(underwater)]
3519	Jeselnik's eelskin shield	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Thorns: [env(underwater)]
3520	shark tooth	0		
3521	vibrating shark tooth necklace of the boozehound	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip
3522	Tesla shark jumper of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
3523	non-liquefied teal mirror shark cartilage	0		Effect: "Jelly Combed", Effect Duration: 48
3524	magnetized eel battery	0		Effect: "Industrial Strength Starch", Effect Duration: 32
3525	colloidal twirling temporary teardrop tattoo	0		Effect: "Cotton Mouthed", Effect Duration: 36
3526	huge blinking brainy scratch 'n' sniff crossbow	0		Mysticality: +5, Breakable, Last Available: "2008-11"
3527	ghostly purple mutant rattlesnake egg	0		
3528	mutant fire ant egg	0		
3529	mutant cactus bud	0		
3530	mutant gila monster egg	0		
3531	jittery rattlesnake enrager	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3532	ant antidepressant	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3533	cactus monocle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3534	upside-down squat wobbly Jawmaster 2000™	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3535	plans for depleted Grimacite hammer	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite hammer"
3536	pulsating plans for depleted Grimacite gravy boat	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite gravy boat"
3537	plans for depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt"
3538	olive plans for depleted Grimacite grappling hook	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite grappling hook"
3539	plans for depleted Grimacite ninja mask	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite ninja mask"
3540	plans for depleted Grimacite shinguards	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite shinguards"
3541	shaking plans for depleted Grimacite astrolabe	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite astrolabe"
3542	depleted Grimacite hammer	0		Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
3543	miser's curative depleted Grimacite gravy boat	0		Meat Drop: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2011-12"
3544	Jeselnik's brainy depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt	0		Mysticality: +5, Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
3545	greedy coward's depleted Grimacite grappling hook	0		Monster Level: -20, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
3546	fuchsia Oprah's Sinatra's depleted Grimacite ninja mask	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-12"
3547	olive dangerous wizardly depleted Grimacite shinguards	0		Mysticality: +25, Weapon Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-12"
3548	twirling dance instructor's thinker's depleted Grimacite astrolabe	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
3549	Van der Graaf cool KoL Con Cinco Piñata Bat	0		Moxie: +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-09"
3550	jittery maroon stiffened propeller beanie	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7"
3551	purple ghostly up-at-dawn chilly hardened straw hat	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Cold Damage: +5, Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy"
3552	rock-hard wicked octopus's spade of the early riser	0		Spell Damage: +5, Damage Reduction: 5, Adventures: +7
3553	soggy seed packet	0		
3554	wobbly glob of slime	0		
3555	tasty miniature sea carrot	2	awesome	
3556	snack-sized moldy sea cucumber	2	crappy	
3557	bland immense sea avocado	10	decent	
3558	flavorless sea lychee	3	decent	
3559	rotten squat sea tangelo	4	crappy	
3560	decent sea honeydew	4	good	
3561	ionized pressurized potion of puissance	0		Effect: "Disdain of the Storm Tortoise", Effect Duration: 31
3562	concentrated chilled pressurized potion of perspicacity	0		Effect: "Sealed Brain", Effect Duration: 41
3563	flattened vacuum-sealed ghostly pressurized potion of pulchritude	0		Effect: "Scavengers Scavenging", Effect Duration: 48
3564	perfectly mixed extra-dry berry-infused sake	5	EPIC	
3565	aged weak citrus-infused sake	2	awesome	
3566	bad melon-infused sake	3	decent	
3567	lime green slab of sponge	0		
3568	bouncing Oprah's curative sponge helmet of extreme caution	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Monster Level: -25, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
3569	wholesome weightlifter's spongy shield of the sweet-tooth	0		Muscle: +15, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Candy Drop: +100
3570	prompt Lo Pan's square sponge pants of the businessman	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +50, Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xPotato"
3571	ghostly tumbling flytrap pellet	0		
3572	green pulsating baby cuddlefish	0		
3573	shaking six-armed sweater	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3574	wobbly slimy chest	0		
3575	sand dollar	0		
3576	shaking flytrap bezoar	0		
3577	bezoar ring	0		
3578	narrow candy cornucopia	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3579	ballet slippers	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3580	wriggling flytrap pellet	0		
3581	sushi-rolling mat	0		
3582	bland super-sized rice	5	decent	
3584	normal irradiated candy cane	4	good	Last Available: "2008-12"
3585	tasty gingerbread mutant bugbear	3	awesome	Last Available: "2008-12"
3586	fancy perfectly mixed oozenog	3	EPIC	Effect: "Powdered", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2008-12"
3587	flattened adjusted sugar plum	0		Effect: "Heart of Pink", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2008-12"
3588	tarnished Vulcanized blurry sugar banana	0		Effect: "Rage of the Reindeer", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2008-12"
3589	diffused vacuum-sealed sugar lime	0		Effect: "Held Closer", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2008-12"
3590	adjusted sugar cherry	0		Effect: "Curse of the Black Pearl Onion", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2008-12"
3591	frosty Mer-kin hookspear of incineration	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Drops Meat
3592	Mer-kin takebag	0		Item Drop: +5
3593	squat Mer-kin thingpouch	0		
3594	blinking Mer-kin killscroll	0		
3595	cold-filtered double-warmed ionized tumbling yellow Mer-kin fastjuice	0		Effect: "Wet Jaw", Effect Duration: 31
3596	mirror imitation crab crate	0		
3597	imitation crab meat	0		
3598	imitation crab zoea	0		
3599	spinning razor-sharp moist sailor's cap of the sewer of mayonnaise	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Stench Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "stench atk"
3600	therapeutic speargun of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
3601	sharpshooter's compass	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10
3602	broken diving helmet	0		
3603	porthole	0		
3604	tumbling rivet	0		
3605	bubblin' stone	0		
3606	stanky toasty diving helmet of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Hot Damage: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato"
3607	gray banded aerated diving helmet of Leguizamo of the cheetah	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Monster Level: +20, Initiative: +60, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato"
3608	live nautical mine	0		
3609	jittery das boot	0		Familiar Weight: -10, Underwater Familiar, Familiar Effect: "adventure underwater"
3610	blinking imitation whetstone	0		
3611	dry sea grease	0		Effect: "Gummibrain", Effect Duration: 62
3612	mirror sturdy Crimbo crate	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3613	battered Crimbo Crate	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3614	twitching claw	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3615	fuchsia skewed rigid carapace	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3616	pulsing flesh	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3617	non-liquefied triple-corrupted unstable DNA	0		Effect: "Cold Jellied", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2008-12"
3618	The Spirit of Crimbo	0		Free Pull, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Recite 'The Spirit of Crimbo'", Last Available: "2008-12"
3619	wriggling tentacle	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3620	twirling mass of wriggling tentacles	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3621	pair of twitching claws	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3622	gnashing teeth	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3623	chitinous pod	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3624	bouncing rock-hard parasitic claw	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3625	lime green parasitic tentacles of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 5xBarrr, cap 7", Last Available: "2008-12"
3626	steel-toed parasitic headgnawer	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2008-12", Thorns: 1
3627	jittery slick parasitic strangleworm	0		Moxie: +10, Last Available: "2008-12"
3628	gray pair of ragged claws	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3629	teal pulsating burrowgrub hive	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3630	blurry Crimbo crate	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3631	polymerized Gummi-DNA	0		Effect: "The Magic of LOV", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2020-09"
3632	radioactive chew toy	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3633	huge lard-coated resourceful elven socks	0		Maximum MP: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2008-12"
3634	gravedigger's beefcake's elven gloves	0		Muscle: +25, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2008-12"
3635	gravedigger's stylish festive holiday hat	0		Moxie: +25, Spooky Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 7", Last Available: "2008-12"
3636	Sherlock's patent shoes of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2008-12"
3637	cyan squat smooth gray bow tie of the brute	0		Moxie: +15, Muscle Percent: +30, Last Available: "2008-12"
3638	penguin thesaurus of the scaredy-cat of incineration	0		Monster Level: -15, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2008-12"
3639	rotten blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	3	crappy	Effect: "Amorphous Cheer", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
3640	seaweed	0		
3641	narrow jamfish jam	0		
3642	spinning dragonfish caviar	0		
3643	pufferfish spine	0		
3644	flame-wreathed depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2007-06"
3645	artisanal purple canteen of wine	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2008-12"
3646	fancy small spoiled elven <i>limbos</i> gingerbread	2	crappy	Effect: "Resilient Spirit", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2008-12"
3647	olive elven whittling knife	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3648	magic dragonfish fry	0		
3649	blinking map to Madness Reef	0		
3650	flavorless gigantic mirror toast with jam	10	decent	Last Available: "2008-12"
3651	antlers	0		Familiar Weight: +4, Last Available: "2008-12"
3652	hand-crafted extra-dry elven moonshine	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2008-12"
3653	special immense bland knuckle sandwich	6	decent	Effect: "Oriental Mysticism", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2008-12", Wiki Name: "knuckle sandwich"
3654	squat arcane researcher's psycho sweater of bravery	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3655	fin-bit wax	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3656	brawny plastic Mob Penguin	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Last Available: "2008-12"
3657	olive nippy plastic mutant elf	0		Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2008-12"
3658	Sherlock's plastic fat stack of cash	0		Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2008-12"
3659	olive avaricious plastic strand of DNA	0		Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2008-12"
3660	stanky plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2008-12"
3661	maroon container of Putty	0		Last Available: "2009-01"
3662	yellow Van der Graaf Putty mitre	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-01"
3663	squat up-at-dawn Putty leotard of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Adventures: +5, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-01"
3664	bouncing Putty ball of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2009-01"
3665	blinking Putty sheet	0		Last Available: "2009-01"
3666	inspector's Putty snake of chilblains of the boozehound	0		Cold Damage: +25, Item Drop: +15, Booze Drop: +100, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2009-01"
3667	Putty monster	0		Last Available: "2009-01"
3668	greedy sharpshooter's glow-in-the-dark wristwatch	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-01", Nonstackable Watch
3669	skewed glow-in-the-dark dart gun of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2009-01"
3670	smelly glow-in-the-dark burrowgrub	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2009-01"
3671	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3672	flavorless super-sized can of franks 'n' beans	5	decent	Last Available: "2010-12"
3673	perfectly mixed bottle of peppermint schnapps	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2010-12"
3674	throbbing rage gland	0		Skill: "Vent Rage Gland"
3675	Mer-kin pressureglobe	0		
3676	squat Mer-kin foodbucket	0		
3677	Jim Carey's diving muff	0		Monster Level: +25, Single Equip
3678	hand-crafted blue salinated mint julep	4	EPIC	
3679	shaking ink bladder	0		
3680	esca	0		
3681	red bubbling tempura batter	0		
3682	globe of Deep Sauce	0		
3683	map to the Marinara Trench	0		
3684	tasty tempura carrot	3	awesome	
3685	gigantic flavorless tempura cucumber	10	decent	
3686	spoiled tempura avocado	3	crappy	
3687	spoiled small tumbling sea broccoli	2	crappy	
3688	moldy sea cauliflower	3	crappy	
3689	enchanted decent blurry tempura broccoli	3	good	Effect: "Here to Kick Ass", Effect Duration: 5
3690	flavorless bite-sized maroon tempura cauliflower	1	decent	
3691	moldy gigantic olive sea blueberry	7	crappy	
3692	stale sea persimmon	4	decent	
3693	galvanized blue pressurized potion of perception	0		Effect: "Pygmy Drinking Buddy", Effect Duration: 38
3694	vacuum-sealed extra-vacuum-sealed blurry pressurized potion of proficiency	0		Effect: "Cake Caked", Effect Duration: 65
3695	ghostly careful Mer-kin digpick	0		Monster Level: -10
3696	anemone nematocyst	0		
3697	ghostly high-pressure seltzer bottle	0		
3698	velcro ore	0		
3699	teflon ore	0		
3700	vinyl ore	0		
3701	tumbling map to Anemone Mine	0		
3702	jittery marine aquamarine	0		
3703	valve wheel	0		
3704	waterlogged bootstraps	0		
3705	purple zippy flame-retardant scorching velcro broadsword	0		Hot Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +1, Initiative: +20
3706	cyan lard-coated velcro paddle ball of the early riser	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +5, Adventures: +7
3707	skewed supercharged studded velcro shield of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum MP Percent: +30
3708	wobbly hardy Newton's velcro boots of doom	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum HP: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
3709	Jeselnik's Da Vinci's non-stick pugil stick	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Sleaze Damage: +25
3710	blurry Jim Carey's forbidden beefy teflon spatula	0		Muscle: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Monster Level: +25
3711	medical-grade wholesome groovy teflon shield	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
3712	inspector's extremely unsafe teflon swim fins of the detective	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Item Drop: 35, Single Equip
3713	red hardy strapping 7-inch discus	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum HP: +50
3714	red fireproof dance instructor's PVC staff of mayonnaise	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Hot Resistance: +3
3715	careful veiny stiffened vinyl shield	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum HP: +10, Monster Level: -10
3716	ribald wizardly vinyl boots of the brazier	0		Mysticality: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip
3717	decaying oar	0		
3718	fishhook	0		
3719	lantern	0		
3720	decaying pole	0		
3721	decaying paddle	0		
3722	tarnished ring	0		
3723	upside-down tarnished rod	0		
3724	brittle plastic handle	0		
3725	blurry foggy glass globe	0		
3726	possessed tomato	0		
3727	cyan Nardz energy beverage	0		
3728	pile of coins	0		
3729	hand grenegg	0		
3730	caret	0		
3731	up-at-dawn glass gnoll eye	0		Adventures: +5
3732	quadruple-energized flattened fuchsia cigar butt	0		Effect: "La Bamba", Effect Duration: 13
3733	gray Socratic manly bloomers of Gandalf	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 13"
3734	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	0		
3735	fat wallet	0		
3736	lion tamer's beefy handwarmer	0		Muscle: +10, Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip
3737	blue upside-down arcane researcher's Fonzie's lighter	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
3738	moldy packet of beer nuts	3	crappy	
3739	Boozehounds Anonymous token	0		
3740	handful of bees	0		
3741	spectral jelly	0		
3742	frozen altered jittery jellyfish gel	0		Effect: "Loco Motives", Effect Duration: 68
3743	unstable quark	0		
3744	software glitch	0		
3745	tumbling fumble formula	0		Recipe: "concoction of clumsiness"
3746	vampire pearl	0		
3747	blinking mother's secret recipe	0		Recipe: "white chocolate chip brownies"
3749	adjusted irradiated tumbling concoction of clumsiness	0		Effect: "Flashing Eyes", Effect Duration: 17
3750	Jack Frost's vampire pearl earring	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
3751	toothsome special skewed chocolate chip brownies	3	awesome	Effect: "Yuletide Mutations", Effect Duration: 30
3753	Libram of Love Songs	0		Last Available: "2009-02", Skill: "Summon Love Song"
3754	extra-corrupted triple-energized upside-down love song of vague ambiguity	0		Effect: "Cat Class, Cat Style", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2009-02"
3755	ionized love song of smoldering passion	0		Effect: "Takin' It Greasy", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2009-02"
3756	vacuum-sealed love song of icy revenge	0		Effect: "Electrolit Up", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2009-02"
3757	electrified jittery skewed love song of sugary cuteness	0		Effect: "Metal Speed", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2009-02"
3758	dry polymerized love song of disturbing obsession	0		Effect: "Squid Squint", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2009-02"
3759	concentrated love song of naughty innuendo	0		Effect: "Black Eyes", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2009-02"
3760	irradiated red breath mint	0		Effect: "Devil Inside", Effect Duration: 65
3761	blinking gray vampire pearl ring of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
3762	pulsating boxer's vampire pearl necklace	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Single Equip
3763	artisanal irresponsibly strong green slug of vodka	6	EPIC	
3764	aged slug of rum	3	awesome	
3765	special perfectly mixed squat slug of shochu	3	EPIC	Effect: "Mortarfied", Effect Duration: 35
3766	mediocre boozy blinking screwdiver	5	decent	
3767	mediocre high-proof skewed dew yoana lei	6	decent	
3768	drinkable upside-down lychee chuhai	3	good	
3769	tolerable purple ghostly salacious screwdiver	4	good	
3770	hand-crafted practically non-alcoholic dew yoana salacious lei	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
3771	spirit-forward tolerable salacious lychee chuhai	5	good	
3772	lousy triple-distilled Alewife&trade; Ale	8	decent	
3773	teal narrow seaode	0		
3774	map to the Dive Bar	0		
3775	Mer-kin pinkslip	0		
3776	shaking wool Newton's pink pinkslip slip	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Cold Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr"
3777	friendly sea salt scrubs of incineration	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Hot Spell Damage: +50
3778	amber aviator shades of the empath of chilblains	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Cold Damage: +25, Item Drop: +5, Single Equip
3779	altered oxidized ghostly hair of the fish	0		Effect: "Human-Human Hybrid", Effect Duration: 28
3780	stanky careful nurse's hat of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Monster Level: -10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk"
3781	blank prescription sheet	0		
3782	twisted pulsating bottle of melodramamine	1		Effect: "Fungal Fortification", Effect Duration: 45
3783	pickled bottle of extra-strength melodramamine	1		Effect: "White Blooded", Effect Duration: 10
3784	paranormal ricotta	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3785	smoking talon	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3786	vampire glitter	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3787	blinking wine-soaked bone chips	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3788	crumbling rat skull	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3789	twitching trigger finger	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3799	Apathargic Bandersnatch	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3800	aquaviolet jub-jub bird	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Familiar Effect: "mys stats"
3801	huge crimsilion jub-jub bird	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Frumious Bandersnatch", Familiar Effect: "mus stats"
3802	charpuce jub-jub bird	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Frumious Bandersnatch", Familiar Effect: "mox stats"
3803	tumbling scorching sharpshooter's studded Mer-kin roundshield	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +25
3804	wobbly smooth Mer-kin breastplate of Gandalf	0		Moxie: +15, Spell Critical Percent: +20
3805	maroon personal trainer's Mer-kin sneakmask of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Combat Rate (Underwater): -5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy"
3806	Mer-kin prayerbeads	0		
3807	chilled tarnished quadruple-boiled wobbly Mer-kin hidepaint	0		Effect: "Whitened Teeth", Effect Duration: 34
3808	Mer-kin trailmap	0		
3809	Mer-kin healscroll	0		
3810	Mer-kin lockkey	0		
3811	Mer-kin stashbox	0		
3812	flavorless gigantic chocolate-frosted king cake	10	decent	Last Available: "2009-06"
3813	bouncing chilly plastic baby	0		Cold Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-06"
3815	jittery midget clownfish	0		
3816	huge half-height unicycle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3817	bite-sized stale sea radish	1	decent	
3818	ghostly fireproof Fonzie's halibut of the storm	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Hot Resistance: +3
3819	eel sauce	0		
3820	water-polo mitt of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Single Equip
3821	extra-boiled deionized pulsating twirling syringe	0		Effect: "Starry-Eyed", Effect Duration: 43
3822	wand	0		Familiar Effect: "fishy spells", Sporadic Damage Aura: [0.2475*env(underwater)]
3823	extra-ionized oxidized wad of cotton	0		Effect: "Libra Rising", Effect Duration: 27
3824	Grandma's Note	0		
3825	Grandma's Fuchsia Yarn	0		
3826	skewed Grandma's Chartreuse Yarn	0		
3827	plastic oyster egg	0		
3828	Grandma's Map	0		
3829	moldy snack-sized tempura radish	2	crappy	
3830	baleful water-polo cap	0		Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr"
3831	mediocre huge Typical Tavern swill	4	decent	
3832	lousy tropical swill	4	decent	
3833	special mediocre practically non-alcoholic fruity girl swill	1	decent	Effect: "Armored Innards", Effect Duration: 25
3834	hand-crafted spirit-forward fuchsia blended swill	5	EPIC	
3835	costume wardrobe	0		Softcore Only
3836	rosewater-soaked ribald hardy deadly Elvish sunglasses	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum HP: +50, Sleaze Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play an Accordion Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Guitar Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Drum Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Flute Solo", Last Available: "2009-04"
3837	upside-down censurious anniversary safety glass vest	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3
3838	frightening anniversary burlap belt	0		Spooky Damage: +5
3839	supercharged anniversary balsa wood socks	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30
3840	anniversary latex mask	0		Familiar Weight: +1
3841	upside-down knitted anniversary pewter cape	0		Cold Resistance: +3
3842	spinning quilted out-of-tune biwa	0		Damage Absorption: +40
3843	Usain Bolt's dented harmonica	0		Initiative: +80
3844	Sherlock's arcane researcher's magic whistle	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Item Drop: +25
3845	tumbling fireproof plastic blowgun	0		Hot Resistance: +3
3846	huge cyan toasty dog trainer's supercharged jungle drum	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Experience (familiar): +1, Hot Damage: +5
3847	squat Usain Bolt's hippy bongo	0		Initiative: +80
3848	maroon brainy knob bugle	0		Mysticality: +5
3849	green ghostly Jeselnik's 4-dimensional guitar of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Sleaze Damage: +25
3850	savvy boxing glove	0		Mysticality Percent: +20
3851	foul-smelling cool boxing glove on a spring of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Moxie: +5, Stench Damage: +10
3852	Tesla dance instructor's half-sized guitar	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
3853	asbestos-lined supercharged bass drum	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Hot Resistance: +5
3854	twirling dangerous pixel boomerang	0		Weapon Damage: +10
3855	pulsating prompt strapping world's smallest violin of the scaredy-cat	0		Muscle: +5, Monster Level: -15, Adventures: +3
3856	weightlifter's ocarina of space of vim and vigor of the sweet-tooth	0		Muscle: +15, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Candy Drop: +100
3857	double-paned a butt tuba	0		Cold Resistance: +5
3858	bone flute of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
3859	Rosewater's infernal fife	0		Mysticality Percent: +30
3860	hardy charming flute	0		Maximum HP: +50
3861	narrow leaf of grass	0		
3862	quilted padded grass whistle	0		Damage Absorption: 60
3863	zippy groovy plastic guitar	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Initiative: +20
3864	bouncing sinister finger cymbals	0		Spell Damage: +10
3865	Rosewater's kettle drum of the dark arts	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Spell Damage Percent: +100
3866	double-barreled sling of the ox of Tarzan	0		Muscle: +20, Experience (Muscle): +3
3867	lard-coated frosty magilaser blastercannon	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
3868	ribald studded hanky&#363;	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Sleaze Damage: +10, Wiki Name: "frigid hankyu"
3869	ultimate ultimate frisbee of vim and vigor of the overflowing toilet	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +50
3870	stolen office supplies	0		
3871	quilted wicked office-supply crossbow	0		Spell Damage: +5, Damage Absorption: +40
3872	pocket theremin of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3
3873	teal nippy extremely unsafe rave whistle	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Cold Damage: +10, Raveosity: +1
3874	lime green hellseal hide	0		
3875	shredded hellseal hide	0		
3876	hellseal brain	0		
3877	burst hellseal brain	0		
3878	hellseal sinew	0		
3879	torn hellseal sinew	0		
3880	hellseal disguise	0		
3881	thinker's fouet de tortue-dressage of bravery	0		Mysticality: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Apprivoisez la tortue"
3882	encoded cult documents	0		
3883	cult memo	0		
3884	decoded cult documents	0		Skill: "Bind Spaghetti Elemental"
3885	galvanized vial of slime	0		Effect: "Always In Motion", Effect Duration: 12
3886	modified tumbling vial of slime	0		Effect: "Sleazy Jellied", Effect Duration: 51
3887	nitrogenated galvanized moist vial of slime	0		Effect: "Spiky Hair", Effect Duration: 18
3888	polarized activated vial of slime	0		Effect: "Jacked In", Effect Duration: 19
3889	unsweetened vial of slime	0		Effect: "Prideful Strut", Effect Duration: 50
3890	boiled vial of violet slime	0		Effect: "Hiding in Plain Sight", Effect Duration: 49
3891	moist magnetized vial of vermilion slime	0		Effect: "Afternoon Insight", Effect Duration: 28
3892	altered pressed pressed bouncing vial of amber slime	0		Effect: "Cold as Ice", Effect Duration: 44
3893	pressed flattened shaking vial of chartreuse slime	0		Effect: "Concentrated Concentration", Effect Duration: 18
3894	activated ionized vial of teal slime	0		Effect: "Drenched With Filth", Effect Duration: 32
3895	super-liquefied vial of indigo slime	0		Effect: "Vented Spleen", Effect Duration: 45
3896	electrified spinning vial of slime	0		Effect: "Tiki Temerity", Effect Duration: 36
3897	chilled jittery vial of brown slime	0		Effect: "Big Meat Big Prizes", Effect Duration: 39
3898	shaking purple bouncing bottle of G&uuml;-Gone	0		
3901	seal-blubber candle	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3902	ghostly figurine of a wretched-looking seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3903	bouncing figurine of a baby seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3904	squat figurine of an armored seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3905	figurine of an seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3906	figurine of a sleek seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3907	jittery ghostly figurine of a shadowy seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3908	narrow shaking figurine of a stinking seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3909	figurine of a charred seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3910	figurine of a seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3911	figurine of a slippery seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3912	imbued seal-blubber candle	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3913	perfectly mixed watered-down lime green blended swill with a fly in it	2	EPIC	
3914	fuchsia turtle wax	0		
3915	Tesla turtle wax shield	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
3916	brainy turtle wax helmet	0		Mysticality: +5, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 0.5xFairy, cap 10"
3917	Sherlock's turtle wax greaves	0		Item Drop: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 10"
3918	toasty meat shield	0		Hot Damage: +5
3919	turtlemail bits	0		
3920	thinker's brainy turtlemail coif	0		Mysticality: 15, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 20"
3921	friendly crafty turtlemail breeches	0		Maximum MP: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 1.5xFairy, cap 20"
3922	rock-hard slick turtlemail hauberk	0		Moxie: +10, Damage Reduction: 5
3923	jittery hedgeturtle	0		
3924	studded savvy spiky turtle helmet	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Damage Absorption: +80, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 32"
3925	pulsating hardened spiky turtle shoulderpads	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Single Equip, Thorns: 2
3926	cool spiky turtle shield of the cougar	0		Moxie: 25
3927	turtling rod	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer"
3928	syncopated turtle	0		
3929	blurry grinning turtle	0		
3930	cold-filtered alkaline tainted seal's blood	0		Effect: "Human-Demon Hybrid", Effect Duration: 33
3931	auspicious severed flipper of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Item Drop: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3932	ingot of seal-iron	0		
3933	Oprah's bad-ass club of chilblains	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Cold Damage: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3934	squat shaking sealbone	0		
3935	polarized hyperinflated seal lung	0		Effect: "Amorous Avarice", Effect Duration: 61
3936	modified scrap of shadow	0		Effect: "Magically Delicious", Effect Duration: 50
3937	warmed alkaline fustulent seal grulch	0		Effect: "Pride of the Vampire", Effect Duration: 65
3938	blurry ghostly groovy club of corruption	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3939	corrupt club of corruption of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3940	pulsating rosy-cheeked corrupt club of corrupt corruption	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3941	Annie Oakley's evil-ass club of the scaredy-cat of mayonnaise	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Monster Level: -15, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3942	blinking fireproof wool occult nasty-ass club	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Cold Resistance: +1, Hot Resistance: +3, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3943	scandalous stylish infernal toilet brush	0		Moxie: +25, Sleaze Damage: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3944	Jeselnik's crafty shadowy seal eye	0		Maximum MP: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3945	red oyster egg balloon of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15
3946	bouncing Clan VIP Lounge invitation	0		Free Pull
3947	Clan VIP Lounge key	0		Free Pull
3948	Meat	0		
3949	treasure chest	0		
3950	purple huge bouncing key	0		
3951	Baron von Ratsworth	0		
3952	pulsating monocle	0		
3953	mink	0		
3954	teddy butler	0		
3955	martini	0		
3956	crazy bastard sword	0		
3957	bouncing tin of caviar	0		
3958	Jack Frost's bejeweled cufflinks	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
3959	squat Tesla garish pinky ring	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
3960	blinking designer sunglasses of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
3961	skewed nippy banded opera glasses	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Cold Damage: +10
3962	designer handbag	0		
3963	Clan pool table	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-05"
3964	olive twirling cell phone	0		Familiar Weight: +10
3965	ionized cube of billiard chalk	0		Effect: "Well-Oiled", Effect Duration: 44
3966	auspicious perfumed crafty hot-ass club	0		Maximum MP: +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3967	jittery frosty careful wicked frigid-ass club	0		Spell Damage: +5, Monster Level: -10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3968	squat Sherlock's creepy-ass club of Gandalf of Leguizamo	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Monster Level: +20, Item Drop: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3969	cold-filtered adjusted ionized sizzling seal fat	0		Effect: "Thought", Effect Duration: 33
3970	lard-coated frosty Abyssal ember	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3971	aerosolized frost-rimed seal hide	0		Effect: "Hood Ridin'", Effect Duration: 37
3972	seal spine of vim and vigor of the sewer	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Stench Damage: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3973	extra-activated non-aerosolized seal lube	0		Effect: "Helping Comes Second", Effect Duration: 20
3974	family-friendly experienced mannequin leg	0		Experience: +2, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3975	Socratic padded tortoise of the detective	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Item Drop: +20
3976	dangerous Da Vinci's tortoboggan	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Weapon Damage: +10, Single Equip
3977	painted turtle	0		
3978	scorching banded painted shield	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Hot Damage: +25
3979	sleeping wereturtle	0		
3980	shell	0		
3981	torquoise	0		
3982	foul-smelling torquoise ring of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip
3983	upside-down lime green dueling turtle	0		
3984	up-at-dawn lion tamer's dueling banjo	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Adventures: +5
3985	ghostly tumbling soup turtle	0		
3986	samurai turtle	0		
3987	teal squat chilly samurai turtle helmet of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Cold Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 6"
3988	turtle shell	0		
3989	maroon turtle shell powder	0		
3990	turtle shell helmet of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 8"
3991	red slime-soaked hypophysis	0		Skill: "Slimy Sinews"
3992	red slime-soaked brain	0		Skill: "Slimy Synapses"
3993	slime-soaked sweat gland	0		Skill: "Slimy Shoulders"
3994	security blankie	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3995	mirror bundle of chamoix	0		
3996	boxcar turtle	0		
3997	narrow dolphin whistle	0		
3998	huge fuchsia metrognome	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3999	infant sandworm	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4000	string of dingle balls	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
4001	compressed twirling pulsating agua de vida	1	decent	Last Available: "2009-06"
4002	Annie Oakley's tortoboggan shield of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Critical Hit Percent: +20
4003	upside-down bottle of moontan lotion	0		
4004	executive soup-chucks	0		Meat Drop: +40
4005	activated upside-down blue ballast turtle	0		Effect: "Human-Human Hybrid", Effect Duration: 15
4006	memory of some amino acids	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4007	blurry memory of a C	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4008	blinking memory of an A	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4009	memory of a G	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4010	narrow memory of a T	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4011	skewed memory of a CA base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4012	mirror memory of a CG base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4013	memory of a CT base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4014	memory of an AG base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4015	memory of an AT base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4016	squat memory of a GT base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4017	squirming Slime larva	0		
4018	huge hardened greaves	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 37"
4019	wobbly undissolvable contact lenses	0		
4020	jittery fireproof sage piece of rebar	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +3
4021	skewed green miser's shellacked shovel of the storm	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Meat Drop: +10
4022	upside-down prompt wicked necklace of doom	0		Spell Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Adventures: +3
4023	family-friendly Lo Pan's therapeutic speargun	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Sleaze Resistance: +1, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
4024	bouncing blurry Tesla wizardly compass	0		Mysticality: +25, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
4025	yellow Usain Bolt's smartaleck's helmet of Gandalf	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy"
4026	Jack Frost's brawny lantern of the empath	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +50
4027	upside-down Temple Grandin's greaves of the wise owl of dire peril	0		Mysticality: +20, Weapon Damage: +20, Familiar Weight: +7, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 0.5xBarrr"
4028	careful ruddy quilted club	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Monster Level: -10
4029	mirror memory of a grappling hook	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4030	memory of a small stone block	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4031	memory of a stone block	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4032	memory of half a stone circle	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4033	memory of a stone half-circle	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4034	memory of an iron key	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4035	memory of a crystal	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4036	caustic slime nodule	0		
4037	bland slimy sweetbreads	3	decent	
4038	fortified hand-crafted slimy fermented bile bladder	5	EPIC	
4039	modified shaking slimy alveolus	1		
4040	memory of a cultist's robe	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-06"
4041	frosty savvy pig-iron helm	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 22", Last Available: "2009-06"
4042	wobbly lard-coated pig-iron shinguards of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 1.5xFairy, cap 22", Last Available: "2009-06"
4043	flame-wreathed hardy pig-iron bracers	0		Maximum HP: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-06"
4044	wumpus hair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4045	jittery wumpus-hair bolo	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4046	skewed wumpus-hair net	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4047	blurry hardy wumpus-hair whip	0		Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2009-06"
4048	knitted crafty wumpus-hair wig of the early riser	0		Maximum MP: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-06"
4049	huge inspector's clever personal trainer's wumpus-hair loincloth	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum MP: +20, Item Drop: +15, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 5", Last Available: "2009-06"
4050	grievous wumpus-hair sweater of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2009-06"
4051	cool ring of teleportation	0		Moxie: +5, Single Equip
4052	glass of baboon milk	1	decent	Last Available: "2009-06"
4053	banana milkshake	1	awesome	Last Available: "2009-06"
4054	artisanal boozy White Hyborian	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2009-06"
4055	lightning-fast goblin hunting spear	0		Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2009-06"
4056	ruddy goblin autoblowgun of bravery	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2009-06"
4057	tribal beads of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2009-06"
4058	educational cool stone fist	0		Moxie: +5, Experience: +1, Last Available: "2009-06"
4059	upside-down stone head of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2009-06"
4060	Indigo Party Invitation	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4061	mirror Violet Hunt Invitation	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4062	Blue Milk Club Card	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4063	pulsating Mecha Mayhem Club Card	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4064	'Smuggler Shot First' Button	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4065	tumbling Spacefleet Communicator Badge	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4066	Ruby Rod	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4067	essence of heat	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4068	essence of kink	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4069	tumbling essence of	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4070	essence of stench	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4071	purple squat essence of fright	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4072	tumbling essence of	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4073	skewed Supreme Being Glossary	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4074	multi-pass	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4075	stanky brawny villainous scythe	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Slime Hates It: +2
4076	smelly ruddy baneful bandolier	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Slime Hates It: +1
4077	hardy smartaleck's diabolical crossbow	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +50, Slime Hates It: +1
4078	olive rosy-cheeked savvy malevolent medallion	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Slime Hates It: +1, Single Equip
4079	crafty Socratic corrosive cowl	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum MP: +10, Slime Hates It: +1, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 0.5xFairy"
4080	pulsating reassuring crafty grisly shield	0		Maximum MP: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Slime Hates It: +1
4081	auspicious sage corroded breeches	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Item Drop: +10, Slime Hates It: +1, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato"
4082	narrow blue reassuring Van der Graaf pernicious cudgel	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Slime Hates It: +1
4083	flavorless diet cupcake-in-a-cup	1	decent	Last Available: "2009-06"
4084	pool of liquid	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4085	stale shaking protein paste	4	decent	Last Available: "2009-06"
4086	Tesla cyber-mattock of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2009-06"
4087	huge facehugging alien	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4088	X-37 gun	0		Breakable, Last Available: "2009-06"
4089	ionized magnetized neurostim pill	0		Effect: "Guts Feeling", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2009-06"
4090	energized pickled ghostly physiostim pill	0		Effect: "Mathematically Precise", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2009-06"
4091	slimy cyst	0		
4092	small slimy cyst	0		
4093	twirling olive medium slimy cyst	0		
4094	blue slimy cyst	0		
4095	ruddy peawee marble	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40
4096	brown crock marble of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3
4097	China marble of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20
4098	thinker's lemonade marble	0		Mysticality: +10
4099	bouncing censurious bumblebee marble	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3
4100	jittery brainy jet bennie marble	0		Mysticality: +5
4101	Temple Grandin's beige clambroth marble of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Familiar Weight: +7
4102	wool steely marble	0		Cold Resistance: +1
4103	shaking wobbly prompt toasty Rosewater's beach ball marble	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Hot Damage: +5, Adventures: +3
4104	sizzling catseye marble	0		Hot Damage: +10
4105	Socratic bumboozer marble	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1
4106	nasty chamoisole	0		Stench Damage: +5
4107	polarized moist bitter pill	0		Effect: "Inappropriate Spirit", Effect Duration: 66
4108	strapping monstrous monocle of the detective	0		Muscle: +5, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4109	huge executive musty moccasins of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4110	knitted supercharged molten medallion	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4111	purple up-at-dawn executive brazen bracelet	0		Meat Drop: +40, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4112	narrow reassuring fortified bitter bowtie	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4113	Lo Pan's bewitching boots	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4114	secret from the future	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4115	spinning moist sack	0		
4116	friendly vibrating hardened rickety unicycle	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Single Equip
4117	bouncing greedy stanky Newton's crusty hula hoop	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip
4118	narrow up-at-dawn wool beefcake's Coily&trade;	0		Muscle: +25, Cold Resistance: +1, Adventures: +5
4119	upside-down fireproof careful vibrating school flying disc	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Monster Level: -10, Hot Resistance: +3
4120	zippy stiffened razor-sharp lawn dart	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Damage Reduction: 1, Initiative: +20
4121	personal trainer's groovy wagon of the detective	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Item Drop: +20
4122	wad of slimy rags	0		
4123	wholesome banded beefcake's crown-shaped beanie	0		Muscle: +25, Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol"
4124	Usain Bolt's scandalous supercool hopping socks	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +5, Initiative: +80, Single Equip
4125	sizzling hardened poodle skirt of bravery	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Hot Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
4126	narrow jittery scandalous savvy thinker's letterman's jacket	0		Mysticality: +10, Mysticality Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +5
4127	lard-coated frightening Tesla hardened slime hat	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy"
4128	stylish beefcake's hardened slime pants of the scaredy-cat	0		Muscle: +25, Moxie: +25, Monster Level: -15, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato"
4129	ghostly medical-grade hardened slime belt of the brazier of temperance	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
4130	empty agua de vida bottle	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4131	mixed boot plant	1	good	Last Available: "2009-06"
4132	bad sham champagne	3	decent	Last Available: "2009-06"
4133	deionized spinning lime green tempura air	0		Effect: "The Magic of LOV", Effect Duration: 21
4134	boiled ionized blurry pressurized potion of pneumaticity	0		Effect: "Brocolate Brostidigitation", Effect Duration: 53
4135	moveable feast	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2009-11", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.35
4136	lime green thinker's Bag o' Tricks of the storm of the empath of incineration	0		Mysticality: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Familiar Weight: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Open the Bag o' Tricks", Last Available: "2009-07"
4137	blurry slime stack	0		
4138	bouncing a rumpled paper strip	0		
4139	blue shaking a creased paper strip	0		
4140	ghostly a folded paper strip	0		
4141	a crinkled paper strip	0		
4142	bouncing a crumpled paper strip	0		
4143	a ragged paper strip	0		
4144	tumbling a ripped paper strip	0		
4145	funny paper hat of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 2"
4146	dry sand	0		Effect: "Brain Freeze", Effect Duration: 11
4147	charged magnet of the sewer of the early riser	0		Stench Damage: +25, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2009-09"
4148	blurry stone sphere	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-09"
4149	quadroculars	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-09"
4150	teal lint	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4151	super-liquefied Vulcanized super-tarnished purple dubious peppermint	0		Effect: "Far Out", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2020-09"
4152	frozen narrow Elvish delight	0		Effect: "Human-Elemental Hybrid", Effect Duration: 62
4153	rockfish stomach	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4154	narrow bouncing live lobster	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4155	twirling wobbly wok lobster	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4156	pebbles	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4157	spinning gravel	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4158	jittery blurry rock	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4159	rock lobster	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4160	mediocre practically non-alcoholic pebblebr&auml;u	1	decent	Last Available: "2009-09"
4161	decent rocky road ice cream	3	good	Last Available: "2009-09"
4162	extra-strength rubber bands	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4163	irradiated children of the candy corn	0		Effect: "The Two-Prong Crown", Effect Duration: 39
4164	enhanced unsweetened Good 'n' Slimy	0		Effect: "Heal Thy Nanoself", Effect Duration: 29
4165	jittery zippy friendly razor-sharp Staff of the Soupbone	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Weight: +3, Initiative: +20
4166	avaricious Voluminous Radio Pants	0		Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "2xGhoul, cap 37"
4167	blinking skewed Voluminous Radio Hat of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul, cap 37"
4168	Voluminous Radio Sneakers of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
4169	4-d camera	0		
4170	bouncing shaking 4-d camera	0		
4171	wobbly crystallized memory	0		
4172	greasy rock helmet	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xGhuol, cap 25"
4173	narrow rock-hard rock pants	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 25"
4174	crafty rock necklace	0		Maximum MP: +10, Single Equip
4175	pulsating spaghetti cult robe	0		
4176	sugar sheet	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4177	Tome of Sugar Shummoning	0		Free Pull, Skill: "Summon Sugar Sheets"
4178	bouncing tumbling shellacked sugar shotgun	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4179	razor-sharp sugar shillelagh	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4180	dangerous sugar shank	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4181	coward's vibrating therapeutic sugar chapeau	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Monster Level: -20, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xVolley, 2xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-09"
4182	tumbling electrified sugar shorts	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-09"
4183	upside-down sugar shield	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4184	slime convention swag bag	0		
4185	slime convention flyers	0		
4186	spinning slime convention coupons	0		
4187	wool slime convention pin	0		Cold Resistance: +1
4188	slime convention t-shirt	0		
4189	inverse geode	0		
4190	control crystal	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4191	Oprah's sugar shirt	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4192	mirror sugar shard	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4193	rave visor of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1.5xPotato, cap 37", Raveosity: +2
4194	friendly baggy rave pants	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 37", Raveosity: +2
4195	pacifier necklace of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Raveosity: +2
4196	sea cowbell	0		
4197	pulsating sea	0		
4198	sea lasso	0		
4199	teal up-at-dawn miser's smooth sea cowboy hat	0		Moxie: +15, Meat Drop: +10, Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xLep"
4200	skewed green grouper fangirl	0		
4201	gill rings	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4202	mirror urchin roe	0		
4203	purple pet anemone	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4204	shaking Mer-kin cheatsheet	0		
4205	squat Mer-kin wordquiz	0		
4206	Jack Frost's supercharged brand new key	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Cold Spell Damage: +50
4207	hardened dorsal fin	0		Damage Reduction: 3
4208	lime green skate skates	0		
4209	skate skin	0		
4210	roller skate decoy	0		
4211	lime green pulsating mermaid's purse	0		
4212	maroon underwater slingshot	0		
4213	gray wicked skate blade of the cheetah	0		Spell Damage: +5, Initiative: +60
4214	narrow spangly unitard	0		
4215	huge collapsible baton of extreme caution of the sewer	0		Monster Level: -25, Stench Damage: +25
4216	groupie lipstick	0		
4217	blurry groupie bra	0		
4218	chilled wet blurry ghostly groupie spangles	0		Effect: "Crusty Head", Effect Duration: 19
4219	mirror sharpshooter's educational skate board	0		Experience: +1, Critical Hit Percent: +10
4220	S.A.V.E. flyer	0		
4221	yield shield of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2009-09"
4222	map to the Skate Park	0		
4223	squamous polyp	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4224	unspeakable lozenges	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-10"
4225	blurry roller skate doll	0		
4226	pulsating smelly Star of Bravery	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
4227	bouncing hungover chauvinist pig	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-10"
4228	perfectly ordinary frog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-10"
4229	red amphibious tophat	0		Equips On: "Dancing Frog", Familiar Effect: "adventure underwater"
4230	spinning huge bottle of Cochon Noir	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4231	ice skate decoy	0		
4232	blinking ice skate doll	0		
4233	hacienda key	0		
4234	blue pat&eacute; knife of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20
4235	salt-shaker	0		
4236	huge can of sterno	0		
4237	curative cheese-slicer	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
4238	jumbo stale tumbling beef jerky	5	decent	
4239	stiffened pipe wrench	0		Damage Reduction: 1
4240	aerosolized jittery gun cleaning kit	0		Effect: "Wallflowering", Effect Duration: 69
4241	careful sleep mask	0		Monster Level: -10, Blind, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 37"
4242	clever sock garters	0		Maximum MP: +20, Single Equip
4243	diffused energized ghostly mariachi toothpaste	0		Effect: "Vitali Tea", Effect Duration: 63
4244	chaotic leather-bound tome	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10
4245	bookmark	0		
4246	MacGyver's ivory cue ball	0		Maximum MP: +100
4247	smooth decanter of fine Scotch	3	awesome	
4248	compressed expensive cigar	1		
4249	tophat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4250	fisherman's sack	0		
4251	cyan fish-oil smoke bomb	0		
4252	chilled cold-filtered concentrated yellow skewed vial of squid ink	0		Effect: "Red-Shirted Escort", Effect Duration: 50
4253	activated Vulcanized potion of speed	0		Effect: "Human-Fish Hybrid", Effect Duration: 29
4254	blinking bark	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4255	blurry Wolfman Nardz	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4256	denatured adjusted sap	0		Effect: "Remaining Alive", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2009-10"
4257	blue petrified wood	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4258	delicious snack-sized maroon shaking ghostly chocolate-covered scarab beetle	2	awesome	Last Available: "2009-10"
4259	lousy mulled cider	3	decent	Last Available: "2009-10"
4260	wolfman mask	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-10"
4261	pumpkinhead mask	0		Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-10"
4262	mummy costume	0		Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-10"
4263	yellow ghostly Ax of L'rose	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4264	bouncing Temple Grandin's bark boxers	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xVolley, cap 10", Last Available: "2009-10"
4265	careful bark beret	0		Monster Level: -10, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 2.5xLep, cap 10", Last Available: "2009-10"
4266	narrow knitted bark bracelet	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip
4267	hardened Krakrox's Loincloth of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Damage Reduction: 3, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 31"
4268	rock-hard Herculean Galapagosian Cuisses	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Damage Reduction: 5, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, MP regen, cap 31"
4269	avaricious Angelhair Culottes of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Meat Drop: +30, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, 2xGhoul, cap 31"
4270	mirror curative ruddy Newman's Own Trousers	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xPotato, cap 31"
4271	auspicious occult Volartta's bellbottoms	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Item Drop: +10, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1.5xFairy, cap 31"
4272	avaricious stanky Lederhosen of the Night	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +30, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xGhuol, cap 31"
4273	irradiated ribbon candy	0		Effect: "Gingerbread Robust", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2020-09"
4274	Underworld acorn	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-10"
4275	Underworld trunk	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4276	dog trainer's resourceful dangerous Underworld truncheon	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum MP: +50, Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2009-10"
4277	miser's hardened boxer's Staff of the Woodfire	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Damage Reduction: 3, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2009-10"
4278	spinning huge brawny Underworld flail of James Dean of the storm	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2009-10"
4279	Mer-kin cancerstick	0		
4280	mirror Mer-kin sawdust	0		
4281	twirling tumbling baleful Mer-kin bunwig of the scaredy-cat	0		Spell Damage: +25, Monster Level: -15, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley"
4282	lion tamer's baleful dangerous crappy Mer-kin mask	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spell Damage: +25, Experience (familiar): +2, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xBarrr"
4283	crappy Mer-kin tailpiece of the sewer of the glutton	0		Stench Damage: +25, Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy"
4284	upside-down greasy Samson's Mer-kin gladiator mask of dire peril	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Weapon Damage: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr"
4285	family-friendly sage Mer-kin scholar mask of the boozehound	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Booze Drop: +100, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "cold atk"
4286	maroon aromatic foul-smelling Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece of the boozehound	0		Stench Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +1, Booze Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy"
4287	blinking sharpshooter's Mer-kin scholar tailpiece of the sewer of courage	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xFairy"
4288	steel-toed sage Mer-kin headguard of the dark arts	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Damage Reduction: 9, Familiar Effect: "atk"
4289	huge olive deadly Mer-kin waistrope	0		Weapon Damage: +5
4290	wobbly frightening veiny fortified Mer-kin facecowl	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum HP: +10, Spooky Damage: +5
4291	Mer-kin thighguard of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
4292	vibrating Newton's Mer-kin dodgeball of bravery	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ball Bust", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ball Sweat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ball Sack"
4293	ruddy forbidden strapping Mer-kin dragnet	0		Muscle: +5, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Net Gain", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Net Loss", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Net Neutrality"
4294	red Usain Bolt's coward's Mer-kin switchblade of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Monster Level: -20, Initiative: +80, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blade Sling", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blade Roller", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blade Runner"
4295	crystal orb of spirit wrangling	0		
4296	squat depleted uranium seal figurine	0		
4297	ghostly Jeselnik's vibrating razor-sharp Ass-Stompers of Violence	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Stomp Ass"
4298	knitted Jack Frost's Brand of Violence of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Brand"
4299	crafty therapeutic dance instructor's Novelty Belt Buckle of Violence	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum MP: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
4300	electrified veiny stiffened Lens of Violence	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum HP: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Violent Gaze", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr"
4301	pulsating gravedigger's Pigsticker of Violence of the bloodbag of bravery	0		Maximum HP: +100, Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5
4302	yellow thinker's Jodhpurs of Violence of the cougar of dire peril	0		Mysticality: +10, Moxie: +20, Weapon Damage: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Mosh", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato"
4303	up-at-dawn arcane researcher's cool Cold Stone of Hatred	0		Moxie: +5, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Adventures: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Chilling Grip"
4304	dangerous deadly dance instructor's Girdle of Hatred	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Weapon Damage: 15, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tighten Girdle"
4305	smooth Staff of Simmering Hatred of chilblains of bravery	0		Moxie: +15, Cold Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5
4306	supercharged hale boxer's Pantaloons of Hatred	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Maximum HP: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "[7156]Static Shock", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xVolley"
4307	friendly therapeutic curative Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred	0		Familiar Weight: +3, HP Regen Min: 8, HP Regen Max: 12, Single Equip
4308	bouncing sizzling dog trainer's experienced Lens of Hatred	0		Experience: +2, Experience (familiar): +1, Hot Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Hateful Gaze", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xBarrr"
4309	spinning manspreader's baleful Treads of Loathing of horror	0		Spell Damage: +25, Monster Level: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Cloathing
4310	pulsating double-paned curative Scepter of Loathing of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Cloathing
4311	Jack Frost's hardened forbidden Belt of Loathing	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Damage Reduction: 3, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Cloathing
4312	olive thinker's Goggles of Loathing of vim and vigor of the bloodbag	0		Mysticality: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum HP: +100, Cloathing, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 1.5xBarrr"
4313	double-paned chilly weightlifter's Stick-Knife of Loathing	0		Muscle: +15, Cold Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +5, Cloathing
4314	up-at-dawn smelly manspreader's Jeans of Loathing	0		Monster Level: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +5, Cloathing, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
4315	blue Annual Ascot of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3
4316	red shellacked rock-hard Sledgehammer of the V&aelig;lkyr of terror	0		Damage Reduction: 12, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bashing Slam Smash"
4317	twirling avaricious manspreader's Flail of the Seven Aspects of the early riser	0		Monster Level: +10, Meat Drop: +30, Adventures: +7, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Turtle of Seven Tails"
4318	gravedigger's chaotic Wrath of the Capsaician Pastalords of the boozehound	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Booze Drop: +100, Class: "Pastamancer", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Noodles of Fire"
4319	zippy baleful stylish Windsor Pan of the Source	0		Moxie: +25, Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +20, Class: "Sauceror", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Saucemageddon"
4320	Oprah's Seeger's Unstoppable Banjo of vim and vigor of the glutton	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Food Drop: +100, Class: "Disco Bandit", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Funk Bluegrass Fusion"
4321	skewed prompt gravedigger's dog trainer's The Trickster's Trikitixa of the boozehound	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Spooky Damage: +10, Booze Drop: +100, Adventures: +3, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Extreme High Note"
4322	frightening Temple Grandin's arcane researcher's Claw of the Infernal Seal	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Familiar Weight: +7, Spooky Damage: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip
4323	Garter of the Turtle Poacher of doom of bravery of the glutton	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Resistance: +5, Food Drop: +100, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Single Equip
4324	crafty beefcake's Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	0		Muscle: +25, Maximum MP: +10, Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip
4325	stiffened razor-sharp experienced Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	0		Experience: +2, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Damage Reduction: 1, Class: "Sauceror", Single Equip
4326	miser's studded Herculean Bling of the New Wave	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Damage Absorption: +80, Meat Drop: +10, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip, Extra Pickpocket
4327	jittery prompt quilted La Hebilla del Cintur&oacute;n de Lopez of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Damage Absorption: +40, Adventures: +3, Class: "Accordion Thief", Single Equip
4328	suspicious stocking	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-12"
4329	bag of many confections	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4330	thick tasty candy kneecapping stick	5	awesome	Last Available: "2009-12"
4331	snack-sized normal licorice garrote	2	good	Last Available: "2009-12"
4332	double-paned candy knuckles	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4333	spoiled jawbruiser	4	crappy	Last Available: "2010-12"
4334	improved olive squat chocolate car	0		Effect: "Ooh, Sweet!", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2009-12"
4335	veiny plastic 11 Dealer	0		Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2009-12"
4336	hardened plastic Crimbo Casino	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2009-12"
4337	beefcake's plastic stocking mimic	0		Muscle: +25, Last Available: "2009-12"
4338	plastic Don Crimbo of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Last Available: "2009-12"
4339	tumbling careful plastic Crimbomination	0		Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2009-12"
4340	adjusted bouncing bouncing Piddles	0		Effect: "Here to Kick Ass", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2009-12"
4341	denatured cold-filtered BitterSweetTarts	0		Effect: "All Is Forgiven", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2009-12"
4342	quantum energized Polka Pop	0		Effect: "Mucilaginous Mentalism", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2009-12"
4343	Crimbuck	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4344	squat tumbling Crimbo wreath	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4345	pulsating twirling string of Crimbo lights	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4346	shaking plastic Crimbo reindeer	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4347	gingerbread house	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4348	pulsating leftover Crimbo rations	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4349	green pulsating horrifying snow hat	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2009-12"
4350	snow pants of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2009-12"
4351	snow belly of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-12"
4352	cyan pile of loose snow	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4353	Crimbough	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4354	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	0		Skill: "Holiday Weight Gain", Last Available: "2009-12"
4355	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	0		Skill: "Jingle Bells", Last Available: "2009-12"
4356	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	0		Skill: "Candyblast", Last Available: "2009-12"
4357	shaking A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	0		Skill: "Surge of Icing", Last Available: "2009-12"
4358	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	0		Skill: "Stealth Mistletoe", Last Available: "2009-12"
4359	maroon A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	0		Skill: "Cringle's Curative Carol", Last Available: "2009-12"
4360	moldy expired can of franks 'n' beans	3	crappy	Last Available: "2009-12"
4361	bad expired bottle of peppermint schnapps	3	decent	Last Available: "2009-12"
4362	snow halo	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4363	pulsating elf resistance button	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4364	improved cyan twirling elven suicide capsule	0		Effect: "Gonna Get You, Sucker", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2009-12"
4365	bite-sized tasty penguin focaccia bread	1	awesome	Last Available: "2009-12"
4366	drinkable herringcello	3	good	Last Available: "2009-12"
4367	fancy acceptable watered-down mirror elven cellocello	2	good	Effect: "Ack!  Barred!", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2009-12"
4368	ghostly wrench handle	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4369	handful of headless bolts	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4370	bottle of agitprop ink	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4371	blinking handful of wires	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4372	chunk of cement	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4373	narrow twirling grappling hook	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4374	elf ear	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4375	spiraling shape	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4376	shaking Crimbomination Contraption	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4377	smooth throwing wrench	0		Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2009-12"
4378	wholesome pair of bolt cutters	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2009-12"
4379	frosty poison pen	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2009-12"
4380	chaotic speed limit shield	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2009-12"
4381	mirror savvy live wire of the blizzard	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2009-12"
4382	mirror red fireproof extremely unsafe misfit dolly	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2009-12"
4383	wobbly fireproof misfit hobby horse of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2009-12"
4384	rock-hard misfit teddy bear of the brazier	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2009-12"
4385	Usain Bolt's frightening pocketwatch on a chain	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2009-12"
4386	twirling forbidden cement sandals of horror	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-12"
4387	ghostly night-vision goggles of Gandalf of the detective	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Item Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-12"
4388	wobbly passable elf mask	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-12"
4389	gray blinking deadly peanut brittle shield	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4390	Annie Oakley's Red Rover BB gun of Flo-Jo	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2009-12"
4391	red-and-green sweater of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "[7094]Static Shock", Last Available: "2009-12"
4392	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	0		Skill: "Summon Crimbo Candy", Last Available: "2009-12"
4393	super-liquefied Vulcanized Crimbo peppermint bark	0		Effect: "Radium Radicality", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2009-12"
4394	alkaline moist energized Crimbo fudge	0		Effect: "Cranberry Cordiality", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2009-12"
4395	ionized concentrated upside-down wobbly Crimbo pecan	0		Effect: "Yuletide Sappiness", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2009-12"
4396	olive jittery Jack-in-the-box	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4397	narrow crank handle	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4398	cheese ball	0		Last Available: "2010-01"
4399	red supercharged cheese sword	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4400	family-friendly cheese diaper	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4401	extremely unsafe cheese wheel	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4402	ruddy cheese eye	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Give Your Opponent the Stinkeye", Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4403	Jack Frost's mansplainer's forbidden Staff of Queso Escusado	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Monster Level: +15, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4405	squat foreign box	0		
4406	cyan The Art of Slapfighting	0		Class: "Seal Clubber", Skill: "Iron Palm Technique", Last Available: "2010-06"
4407	Uncle Romulus	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer", Skill: "Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin", Last Available: "2010-03"
4408	maroon A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Skill: "Stringozzi Serpent", Last Available: "2010-04"
4409	tumbling Zu Mannk&auml;se Dienen	0		Class: "Sauceror", Skill: "K&auml;seso&szlig;esturm", Last Available: "2010-01"
4410	wobbly twirling The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	0		Class: "Disco Bandit", Skill: "Kung Fu Hustler", Last Available: "2011-01"
4411	jittery Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	0		Class: "Accordion Thief", Skill: "Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration", Last Available: "2010-02"
4412	spoiled tumbling quantum taco	0	???	Last Available: "2010-10"
4413	perfectly mixed Schr&ouml;dinger's thermos	0	???	Last Available: "2010-04"
4414	colorful plastic ball	0		Last Available: "2010-01"
4415	sealhide hood of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 40"
4416	sealhide leggings of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 40"
4417	pulsating fuchsia studded sealhide cloak	0		Damage Absorption: +80
4418	lion tamer's sealhide buckler	0		Experience (familiar): +2
4419	greedy sealhide whip	0		Meat Drop: +20
4420	skewed inspector's sealhide moccasins	0		Item Drop: +15, Single Equip
4421	gray chaotic sealhide gloves	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10
4422	bouncing energetic sealhide belt	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20
4423	wobbly sealhide snare	0		
4424	puzzling trophy	0		
4425	modified polarized mirror sealhide seal doll	0		Effect: "Stemonitis Storm", Effect Duration: 53
4426	hymnal	0		Skill: "Canticle of Carboloading"
4428	pulsating skewed ghostly Sherlock's glowstick on a string	0		Item Drop: +25, Raveosity: +1
4429	fuchsia narrow Fonzie's candy necklace	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Single Equip, Raveosity: +1
4430	purple teddybear backpack of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Raveosity: +1
4431	NPZR chemistry set	0		Last Available: "2011-08"
4432	magnetized invisibility potion	0		Effect: "Educated (Sorta)", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2011-08"
4433	aerosolized Vulcanized irresistibility potion	0		Effect: "Human-Insect Hybrid", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2011-08"
4434	corrupted ionized Vulcanized teal ghostly irritability potion	0		Effect: "Billiards Belligerence", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2011-08"
4436	red spinning cube	0		Last Available: "2011-02"
4438	blue hellseal whisker	0		
4439	hellseal claw	0		
4440	horrifying guard turtle shell	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 40"
4441	rock-hard crowbar	0		Damage Reduction: 5
4442	Socratic spaghetti cult rosary	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1
4443	maroon baleful spaghetti cult mask	0		Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 38"
4444	twirling guard turtle collar	0		Familiar Damage: +10
4445	tumbling MacGyver's spangly mariachi pants	0		Maximum MP: +100, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, 2xPotato, cap 37"
4446	miser's spangly mariachi vest of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Meat Drop: +10
4447	fuchsia Rosewater's spangly sombrero	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, 2xPotato, cap 37"
4448	diluted Instant Karma	1	EPIC	Effect: "Spirit Bubble", Effect Duration: 40
4449	mirror painting of a landscape	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4450	pulsating map to The Landscaper's Lair	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4451	electrified pointy hat	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 27", Last Available: "2010-04"
4452	Jim Carey's machetito	0		Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2010-04"
4453	hardy lawnmower blade	0		Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2010-04"
4454	grass clippings	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
4455	spinning sizzling The Landscaper's leafblower	0		Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2010-04"
4456	snowball	0		
4457	squat snailmail bits	0		
4458	skewed maroon medical-grade snailmail coif of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 41"
4459	sharpshooter's thinker's snailmail breeches	0		Mysticality: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 0.5xFairy, cap 41"
4460	bouncing wicked Sinatra's snailmail hauberk	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Spell Damage: +5
4461	quadruple-ionized nitrogenated upside-down seal-brain elixir	0		Effect: "Sweet, Nuts", Effect Duration: 29
4462	denatured twirling chocolate seal-clubbing club	0		Effect: "Chlorophyll Flavor", Effect Duration: 42
4463	enhanced chocolate turtle totem	0		Effect: "Kernel Panic!", Effect Duration: 25
4464	super-magnetized skewed chocolate pasta spoon	0		Effect: "Tiki Toughness", Effect Duration: 28
4465	extra-vacuum-sealed concentrated chocolate saucepan	0		Effect: "The Sweats", Effect Duration: 59
4466	adjusted polarized narrow chocolate disco ball	0		Effect: "Sparkling Consciousness", Effect Duration: 55
4467	nitrogenated chocolate stolen accordion	0		Effect: "Fudgehound", Effect Duration: 16
4468	Libram of BRICKOs	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-02", Skill: "Summon BRICKOs"
4469	blurry gray BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4470	twirling BRICKO eye brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4471	Sinatra's BRICKO hat	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2010-02"
4472	BRICKO pants of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 2xLep, 1xPotato, cap 22", Last Available: "2010-02"
4473	lime green sage BRICKO sword	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Last Available: "2010-02"
4474	BRICKO ooze	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4475	BRICKO bat	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4476	BRICKO oyster	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4477	huge BRICKO turtle	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4478	huge BRICKO elephant	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4479	BRICKO octopus	0		Last Available: "2010-02", Wiki Name: "BRICKO octopus (item)"
4480	mirror BRICKO python	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4481	BRICKO vacuum cleaner	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4482	narrow BRICKO airship	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4483	BRICKO cathedral	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4484	BRICKO gargantuchicken	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4485	cyan BRICKO pyramid	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4486	pulsating BRICKO pearl	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4487	lime green Oprah's BRICKO bulwark	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2010-02"
4488	BRICKO trunk	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4489	gilded BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4490	narrow gilded BRICKO chalice	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4491	BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4492	BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4493	squat broken BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4494	BRICKO reactor	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4495	BRICKO egg	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4496	ghostly extra-heavy BRICKO brick	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-02"
4497	quadruple-flattened recording of The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	0		Effect: "Can't Be a Chooser", Effect Duration: 13
4498	electrified moist recording of Benetton's Medley of Diversity	0		Effect: "Strength of Ten Ettins", Effect Duration: 50
4499	improved ghostly recording of Elron's Explosive Etude	0		Effect: "Texas Elegance", Effect Duration: 46
4500	irradiated pickled tumbling recording of Chorale of Companionship	0		Effect: "Funky Coal Patina", Effect Duration: 62
4501	aerosolized pressed ionized recording of Prelude of Precision	0		Effect: "Heightened Senses", Effect Duration: 67
4502	ionized recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad	0		Effect: "Tremella Tremens", Effect Duration: 48
4503	double-altered corrupted recording of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	0		Effect: "Inebriate Pride", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2010-02"
4504	huge chaotic heart of the volcano of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: 30
4505	dry Northern pemmican	0		Effect: "Pwnd", Effect Duration: 25
4506	puzzling ribbon	0		
4507	Clan looking glass	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-03"
4508	deionized &quot;DRINK ME&quot; potion	0		Effect: "Mucilaginous Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2010-03"
4509	reflection of a map	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4510	tiny spoiled purple walrus ice cream	1	crappy	Last Available: "2010-03"
4511	snack-sized flavorless beautiful soup	2	decent	Last Available: "2010-03"
4512	wobbly eggman noodles	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4513	lime green Vial of <i>jus de larmes</i>	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4514	spoiled fuchsia Humpty Dumplings	4	crappy	Last Available: "2010-03"
4515	flavorless squat Lobster <i>qua</i> Grill	3	decent	Last Available: "2010-03"
4516	drinkable tumbling missing wine	4	good	Last Available: "2010-03"
4517	enchanted spoiled ghostly matter custard	4	crappy	Effect: "Fire Inside", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2010-03"
4518	tarnished moist aerosolized purple comfit?	0		Effect: "The Living Hitpoints", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2010-03"
4519	pulsating ittah bittah hookah	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-03"
4520	maroon prompt crafty flamingo mallet	0		Maximum MP: +10, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2010-03"
4521	gray croquet hedgehog	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4522	Tiger-lily's milk	1	decent	Last Available: "2010-03"
4523	squat Samson's eye of the Tiger-lily of terror	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2010-03"
4524	shellacked wig of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Damage Reduction: 7, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 17", Last Available: "2010-03"
4525	miniature decent donut	2	good	Last Available: "2010-03"
4526	flavorless fancy big bucket of honey	5	decent	Effect: "New Zeal", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2010-03"
4527	careful banded elephant stinger	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2010-03"
4528	bland bouncing dragon snaps	4	decent	Last Available: "2010-03"
4529	squat nippy snapdragon pistil of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2010-03"
4530	yellow puff of smoke	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4531	tasty half-sized rook cookie	2	awesome	Last Available: "2010-03"
4532	spoiled low-calorie huge bishop cookie	1	crappy	Last Available: "2010-03"
4533	flavorless knight cookie	3	decent	Last Available: "2010-03"
4534	bland king cookie	3	decent	Last Available: "2010-03"
4535	spoiled queen cookie	4	crappy	Effect: "Towering Strength", Last Available: "2010-03"
4536	fairy-worn boots	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-08"
4537	insane tophat of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 7", Last Available: "2010-03"
4538	blurry cyan greedy helm of the knight of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 15", Last Available: "2010-03"
4539	upside-down educational wristwatch of the knight of the glutton	0		Experience: +1, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-03", Nonstackable Watch
4540	skewed manspreader's strapping trousers of the knight	0		Muscle: +5, Monster Level: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2.5xPotato, 2xLep, cap 15", Last Available: "2010-03"
4541	narrow rosy-cheeked tophat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 25"
4542	twirling tie of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Single Equip
4543	twirling grievous tuxedo pants	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 25"
4544	porpoise	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4545	twirling pocketwatch	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4546	bandersnatch	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4547	caterpillar	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4548	walrus	0		Last Available: "2010-03", Synergetic
4549	carpenter	0		Last Available: "2010-03", Synergetic
4550	dodo	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4551	huge detour shield of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Last Available: "2010-03"
4552	left parenthesis	0		
4553	pulsating lowercase a	0		
4554	percent sign	0		
4555	maroon left bracket	0		
4556	right parenthesis	0		
4557	ghostly dollar sign	0		
4558	equal sign	0		
4559	record album	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4560	spinning maroon map to Professor Jacking's laboratory	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4561	teal can of depilatory cream	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4562	wobbly hair of the calf	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4563	practically non-alcoholic mediocre pulsating world's most unappetizing beverage	1	decent	Last Available: "2010-04"
4564	slippery when wet shield of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Last Available: "2010-04"
4565	adequate huge raisin	3	good	Last Available: "2010-04"
4566	fly glasses	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2010-04"
4567	savvy flyest of shirts of mayonnaise	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2010-04"
4568	rotten small olive a dance upon the palate	2	crappy	Last Available: "2010-04"
4569	toothsome prehistoric meteorite jawbreaker	4	awesome	Last Available: "2010-04"
4570	squat cyan Crazyleg's razor	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4571	adequate small squirmy violent party snack	2	good	Last Available: "2010-04"
4572	curative can-you-dig-it?	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2010-04"
4573	blurry The Legendary Beat	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4574	jittery panicked kernel	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-04"
4575	bugged beanie	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2010-04"
4576	purple bugged balaclava	0		Monster Level: +20, Equips On: "Baby Bugged Bugbear", Last Available: "2010-04"
4577	bugged b&Atilde;&para;n&plusmn;&Atilde;&copy;t	0		Food Drop: +5, Pants Drop: +5, Candy Drop: +5, Equips On: "Baby Bugged Bugbear", Last Available: "2010-04"
4578	meat st&permil;&iquest;bing club	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4579	nitrogenated fuchsia ghostly Knob G&Atilde;&para;blin l&Atilde;&sup2;ve potion	0		Effect: "Ghostly Shell", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2010-04"
4580	olive beefy school Mafi<i>a kni</i>cke&frac12;&aelig;	0		Muscle: +10, Last Available: "2010-04"
4581	blurry perfumed weightlifter's T&Icirc;&curren;&loz;lisman of Bai&oslash;&Dagger;	0		Muscle: +15, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2010-04", Wiki Name: "Bugged baio"
4582	fat bottom quark	0		Last Available: "2010-05"
4583	glob of skin	0		
4584	stale blurry six wedges of goat cheese	4	decent	
4585	collection of objects	0		
4586	gray boulder	0		
4587	goth	0		
4588	blurry brown pixel	0		
4589	pulsating stylish pixel whip	0		Moxie: +25
4590	vibrating pixel chain whip	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2010-07"
4591	pixel morning star of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2010-07"
4592	pixel orb	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4593	shaking pixellated moneybag	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4594	mirror pixel cross	0		
4595	pixel holy water	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4596	map to Vanya's Castle	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4597	8-Bit Power magazine	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4598	lime green wobbly pixel stopwatch	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4599	bottle opener	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4600	maroon map to the Kegger in the Woods	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4601	weak smooth plastic cup of beer	2	awesome	Last Available: "2010-06"
4602	orquette's phone number	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4603	bronze handcuffs	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4604	jittery keg	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4605	Jeselnik's bottle of Goldschn&ouml;ckered of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Sleaze Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Goldensh&ouml;wer", Last Available: "2010-06"
4606	normal sun-dried tofu	3	good	Effect: "Deadened palate", Effect Duration: 1, Last Available: "2010-08"
4607	acceptable triple-distilled soyburger juice	10	good	Effect: "Oversaturated Palate", Effect Duration: 1, Last Available: "2010-08"
4608	tumbling respected companion biscuit	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4609	jittery essential tofu	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4610	quadruple-diffused moist twirling jittery essential soy	0		Effect: "Meatwise", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2010-08"
4611	dry wobbly essential cameraderie	0		Effect: "Pride of the Vampire", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2010-08"
4612	souvenir drawing	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4613	spinning yellow map to the Magic Commune	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4614	lion tamer's Crown of Thrones	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-05"
4615	bad pulsating Cinco Mayo Lager	4	decent	Last Available: "2010-05"
4616	wobbly Underworld sapling	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4617	pruning shears	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4618	plastic cup of flat beer	0		
4619	fuchsia narrow frisbee	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4620	blurry motorcycle	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-06"
4621	Game Grid token	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4622	Game Grid ticket	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4623	altered skewed wobbly chocolate-covered caviar	0		Effect: "Guts Feeling", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2020-09"
4624	big yummy spinning pawn cookie	5	awesome	Last Available: "2010-06"
4625	denatured green jittery coffee pixie stick	1	good	Effect: "Omphalotus Omnipresence", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2010-06"
4626	blurry bouncing superduperball	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4627	finger cuffs	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4628	parachute guy	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4629	fuchsia ribald plastic spider ring	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shoot Web", Last Available: "2010-06"
4630	brawny plastic kazoo	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Last Available: "2010-06"
4631	smartaleck's inflatable baseball bat	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Last Available: "2010-06"
4632	toasty hale googly-star hat	0		Maximum HP: +20, Hot Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2010-06"
4633	nasty Temple Grandin's googly-ball hat	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2010-06"
4634	razor-sharp googly-heart hat of the boozehound	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2010-06"
4635	spinning frightening super-sweet boom box of temperance	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Four Songs, Last Available: "2010-06"
4636	Game Grid valued membership card	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4637	baleful groovy sinister demon mask of the overflowing toilet	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Spell Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2010-06"
4638	nasty Socratic streetfighting champion's belt of horror	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Stench Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-06"
4639	electrified Space Trip safety headphones of the cougar of James Dean	0		Moxie: +20, Experience (Moxie): +3, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-06"
4640	wobbly Newton's LARP carp	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3
4641	nippy KoL Con Six Pack of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Cold Damage: +10
4642	stiffened Gregarious Gregorian Smock	0		Damage Reduction: 1
4643	cool rxr shield	0		Moxie: +5, Last Available: "2010-06"
4644	lime green Jack Frost's manspreader's sharpshooter's Juju Mojo Mask	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Monster Level: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-07"
4645	hardened space trooper helmet	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 2"
4646	jittery Van der Graaf extremely unsafe personal trainer's Meteoid ice beam	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2011-12"
4647	narrow up-at-dawn friendly Dungeon Fist gauntlet of the detective	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Item Drop: +20, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2011-06"
4648	Schmalz's First Prize Beer	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4649	chiptune guitar	0		Item Drop: +25, Equips On: "Mini-Hipster", Familiar Effect: "item drop"
4650	ghostly fixed-gear bicycle	0		Experience: +3, Equips On: "Mini-Hipster", Familiar Effect: "stats"
4651	ironic moustache	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Familiar Effect: "+10 lbs"
4652	smelly savvy ironic knit cap	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 10"
4653	ironic sunglasses	0		Single Equip, Thorns: 1
4654	lime green frosty ironic battle spoon	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
4655	frightening flame-wreathed ironic jogging shorts of the glutton	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +5, Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 6xGhuol, cap 10"
4656	frosty mole skin notebook	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
4657	pair of jeans	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4658	map to Ellsbury's Claim	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4659	yellow studded blackberry galoshes	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Single Equip
4660	squat groovy trout fang of the empath	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-09"
4661	delicious fancy low-calorie poisonous caviar	1	awesome	Effect: "Magically Delicious", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2010-09"
4662	denatured twirling wet venom duct	0		Effect: "Ponderous Potency", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2010-09"
4663	blue Ellsbury's journal	0		Skill: "Unaccompanied Miner", Last Available: "2010-09"
4664	huge baleful Ellsbury's skull of vim and vigor	0		Spell Damage: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2010-09"
4665	skewed hot plate of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Thorns: 1
4666	narrow stanky vibrating imp unity ring	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25
4667	huge rosewater-soaked Victor, the Insult Comic Hellhound Puppet	0		Stench Resistance: +3
4668	rock-hard observational glasses	0		Damage Reduction: 5
4669	blue hilarious comedy prop of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30
4670	red beer-scented teddy bear	0		
4671	lousy weak booze-soaked cherry	2	decent	
4672	yellow comfy pillow	0		
4673	bite-sized toothsome enchanted marshmallow	1	awesome	Effect: "Magically Fingered", Effect Duration: 5
4674	bland sponge cake	4	decent	
4675	delicious gin-soaked blotter paper	3	awesome	
4676	tree-holed coin	0		
4677	unearthed volcanic meteoroid	0		Skill: "Volcanometeor Showeruption", Last Available: "2011-12"
4678	unearthed potsherd	0		
4679	volcanic ash	0		
4680	smoked potsherd	0		
4681	extremely unsafe pottery shield	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2010-09"
4682	ghostly vibrating pottery hat of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 11", Last Available: "2010-09"
4683	twirling wizardly weightlifter's pottery training pants	0		Muscle: +15, Mysticality: +25, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xGhuol, cap 12", Last Available: "2010-09"
4684	skewed green razor-sharp pottery club	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2010-09"
4685	huge zippy pottery yo-yo	0		Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2010-09"
4686	bouncing pottery barn owl figurine	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4687	fossilized bat skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4688	fossilized serpent skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4689	cyan fossilized baboon skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4690	yellow ghostly fossilized wyrm skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4691	fossilized wing	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4692	bouncing fossilized limb	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4693	lime green fossilized torso	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4694	fossilized spine	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4695	affordable teak perch	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-09"
4696	censurious rosewater-soaked razor-sharp Greatest American Pants	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Stench Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 2.5xBarrr, 2xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2010-09"
4697	blinking fossilized necklace of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2010-09"
4698	imp air	0		
4699	bus pass	0		
4700	squat fossilized spike	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4701	waterlogged crate	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4702	archaeologing shovel	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4703	olive wholesome red-hot medallion	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-09"
4704	narrow green fossilized demon skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4705	blue fossilized spider skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4706	green sinister tablet	0		
4707	E-Z Cook&trade; oven	0		
4708	My First Shaker&trade;	0		
4709	hippo tutu	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
4710	skewed immense ballet shoes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4711	sweatpants	0		Familiar Effect: "8xPotato, cap 2"
4712	gray GameInformPowerDailyPro subscription card	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-02"
4713	twirling popsicle stick	0		
4714	low-calorie decent lemon popsicle	1	good	
4715	spoiled popsicle	4	crappy	
4716	gigantic normal strawberry popsicle	10	good	
4717	flavorless liver popsicle	3	decent	
4718	inspector's mariachi hat	0		Item Drop: +15, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
4719	olive squat auspicious Hollandaise helmet	0		Item Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
4720	organ grinder	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4721	fuchsia microwave stogie	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4722	fancy delicious half-sized liver and let pie	2	awesome	Effect: "BOOsted", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2010-10"
4723	flavorless huge bouncing olive badass pie	3	decent	Last Available: "2010-10"
4724	rotten shoo-fish pie	4	crappy	Last Available: "2010-10"
4725	bland squat upside-down piping organ pie	4	decent	Last Available: "2010-10"
4726	snack-sized bland igloo pie	2	decent	Last Available: "2010-10"
4727	huge adequate huge stomach turnover	9	good	Last Available: "2010-10"
4728	flavorless tumbling dead lights pie	3	decent	Last Available: "2010-10"
4729	super-sized spoiled green throbbing organ pie	5	crappy	Last Available: "2010-10"
4730	pulsating ruddy stop shield	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2009-12"
4731	red upside-down nest egg	0		
4732	sleeping piano cat	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4733	cyan kitty sheet music	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4734	rehearsing dramatic hedgehog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4735	skewed prop sword	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4736	blinking tangle of rat tails	0		
4737	lightning-fast beer-soaked mop	0		Initiative: +40
4738	mediocre shaking day-old beer	3	decent	
4739	acceptable squat plain beer	4	good	
4740	practically non-alcoholic bad overpriced &quot;imported&quot; beer	1	decent	
4741	smiling rat	0		
4742	rat tooth polish	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4743	blinking bone chips	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4744	alkaline pulsating PlexiPips	0		Effect: "Yuletide Industry", Effect Duration: 48
4745	modified colloidal Wax Flask	0		Effect: "Faboooo", Effect Duration: 59
4746	ionized polarized Pain Dip	0		Effect: "Holiday Bliss", Effect Duration: 46
4747	immense stale squat bone meal	9	decent	Last Available: "2010-10"
4748	mediocre practically non-alcoholic upside-down bone aperitif	1	decent	Last Available: "2010-10"
4749	purple ruddy bonerang	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2010-10"
4750	fuchsia friendly bone and arrows	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2010-10"
4751	upside-down brawny boning knife	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Last Available: "2010-10"
4752	bone crusher of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2010-10"
4753	Temple Grandin's bone spurs	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-10"
4754	inspector's sinister bonedanna	0		Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +15, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 30", Last Available: "2010-10"
4755	padded boneana hammock of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Damage Absorption: +20, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xVolley, cap 30", Last Available: "2010-10"
4756	red bag of bones	0		Last Available: "2010-10"
4757	olive Stabonic scroll	0		Last Available: "2010-10"
4758	quantum activated twirling bouncing candy skeleton	0		Effect: "Ooh, Sweet!", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2020-09"
4759	olive Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4760	pulsating olive packet of pumpkin seeds	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4761	olive pumpkin	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4762	huge pumpkin	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4763	bland pumpkin pie	3	decent	Last Available: "2010-11"
4764	boozy perfectly mixed blinking pumpkin beer	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2010-11"
4765	energized pickled blue pumpkin juice	0		Effect: "Orc Chops", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2010-11"
4766	pumpkin bomb	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4767	huge lightning-fast nippy shin gourds	0		Cold Damage: +10, Initiative: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-11"
4768	Sherlock's Tesla Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +25, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2010-11"
4769	pumpkin carriage	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4770	wobbly Desert Bus pass	0		
4771	ginormous pumpkin	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4804	Essence of Annoyance	0		Skill: "Summon Annoyance"
4805	Unmotivator: Crashed Orca	0		Free Pull
4806	mirror narrow pulsating Unmotivator: Success Warrior	0		Free Pull
4807	Unmotivator: Crashed Meat Car	0		Free Pull
4810	Holiday Hal's Happy-Time Fun Book!	0		Skill: "Summon Holiday Fun!"
4811	Holiday Fun!	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
4812	Antagonistic Snowman Kit	0		Skill: "Summon Carrot"
4818	rotten huge enchanted CRIMBCOIDS mints	6	crappy	Effect: "Flashing Eyes", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2011-01"
4819	can of CRIMBCOLA	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4820	stale small gray CRIMBCOLOAF	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-01"
4821	rotten huge enchanted circular CRIMBCOOKIE	6	crappy	Effect: "Mystic Circle", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4822	ghostly yellow Usain Bolt's plastic CRIMBCO HQ	0		Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2010-12"
4823	Da Vinci's plastic fax machine	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Last Available: "2010-12"
4824	plastic hobo elf of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2010-12"
4825	mirror wizardly plastic Mr. Mination	0		Mysticality: +25, Last Available: "2010-12"
4826	blinking stiffened plastic Best Game Ever	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Last Available: "2010-12"
4827	olive spinning hibernating robot reindeer	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-12"
4828	S.L.E.I.G.H.B.E.L.L.S.	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-12"
4829	squat robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4830	robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4831	robot reindeer protocol D.O.N.N.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4832	narrow robot reindeer protocol V.I.X.E.N.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4833	robot reindeer protocol C.U.P.I.D.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4834	huge robot reindeer protocol D.A.N.C.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4835	tumbling wobbly robot reindeer protocol C.O.M.E.T.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4836	robot reindeer protocol B.L.I.T.Z.E.N.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4837	bouncing robot reindeer protocol R.U.D.O.L.P.H.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4838	bouncing robot reindeer protocol O.L.I.V.E.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4839	adequate triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	3	good	Effect: "Triangle, Man", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4840	bland tiny square CRIMBCOOKIE	1	decent	Effect: "Square to be Hip", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4841	family-friendly thinker's bindlestocking of the cougar	0		Mysticality: +10, Moxie: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Drops Items, Last Available: "2010-12"
4842	sleeping stocking	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4843	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	0		Skill: "Toynado", Last Available: "2010-12"
4844	twirling The Joy of Wassailing	0		Skill: "Wassail", Last Available: "2010-12"
4845	resourceful Uncle Hobo's stocking cap of the glutton	0		Maximum MP: +50, Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2010-12"
4846	sizzling resourceful Uncle Hobo's epic beard	0		Maximum MP: +50, Hot Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4847	scorching curative Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants	0		Hot Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol", Last Available: "2010-12"
4848	frightening Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves of the cheetah	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4849	flame-retardant Jack Frost's Uncle Hobo's highest bough	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2010-12"
4850	spinning rosewater-soaked cool Uncle Hobo's belt	0		Moxie: +5, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4851	irradiated bouncing chocolate cigar	0		Effect: "Go Get 'Em, Tiger!", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2010-12"
4852	smartaleck's gift-a-pult	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Last Available: "2010-12"
4853	irradiated holly-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Brother Flying Burrito's Blessing", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2020-09"
4854	blinking CRIMBCO scrip	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4855	yellow Toot Oriole care package	0		
4856	narrow paperclip	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4857	bottle of Blank-Out	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4858	CRIMBCO lanyard of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-01"
4859	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	0		Skill: "Fashionably Late", Last Available: "2011-01"
4860	blurry CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	0		Skill: "Executive Narcolepsy", Last Available: "2011-01"
4861	bouncing CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	0		Skill: "Lunch Break", Last Available: "2011-01"
4862	blurry CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	0		Skill: "Offensive Joke", Last Available: "2011-01"
4863	tumbling CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	0		Skill: "Managerial Manipulation", Last Available: "2011-01"
4864	twirling photocopier	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4865	deluxe fax machine	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4866	spinning Workytime Tea	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4867	paperclip sproinger	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4868	reassuring cool paperclip-on tie of James Dean	0		Moxie: +5, Experience (Moxie): +3, Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-01"
4869	Temple Grandin's dangerous paperclip pants	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Familiar Weight: +7, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-01"
4870	resourceful extremely unsafe paperclip turban of temperance	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-01"
4871	jittery tumbling Socratic paperclip cape	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Last Available: "2011-01"
4872	glob of Blank-Out	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4873	photocopied monster	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4874	gaudy key	0		
4875	BGE merchandise order form	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4876	ionized denatured lime green chocolate bath ball	0		Effect: "Moon'd", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2011-01"
4877	deionized triple-chilled squat bacon bath ball	0		Effect: "Nuts about Candy", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2011-01"
4878	corrupted diffused altered blinking gray incense bath ball	0		Effect: "Slimy Flavor", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2011-01"
4879	modified maroon myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball	0		Effect: "Helvella Health", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2011-01"
4880	narrow CRIMBCO mug	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4881	bad enchanted CRIMBCO wine	3	decent	Effect: "The Best a Pirate Can Get", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2011-01"
4882	spinning Dickory Farms Gift Basket	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4883	toe jam	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4884	flavorless toe jam toast	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-01"
4885	mirror traffic jam	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4886	small decent traffic jam toast	2	good	Last Available: "2011-01"
4887	space jam	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4888	spoiled jittery space jam toast	4	crappy	Last Available: "2011-01"
4889	colloidal pickled huge motivational poster	0		Effect: "Spirit of Alph", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2011-01"
4890	sack lunch	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4891	blinking blinking bath ball gift set	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4892	skewed slow jam collection	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4893	skewed BGE shotglass	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4894	rotten festive sausage	3	crappy	Last Available: "2011-01"
4895	normal small holiday cheese log	2	good	Last Available: "2011-01"
4896	holiday log	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4897	Herculean BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): 4, Last Available: "2010-12"
4898	cyan chilly strapping BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	0		Muscle: +5, Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2010-12"
4899	lion tamer's BGE pocket calendar	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4900	BGE temporary tattoo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4901	pulsating BGE plastic toy of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4902	squat stapler bear of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2010-12"
4903	frosty adhesive tape dolly	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4904	mirror sinister scissor duck	0		Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4905	coal paperweight	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4906	jingle bell	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4907	bouncing aromatic manspreader's Seven Loco	0		Monster Level: +10, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2010-09"
4908	wobbly Loathing Legion knife	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4909	miser's Loathing Legion many-purpose hook	0		Meat Drop: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4910	asbestos-lined Loathing Legion moondial	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4911	sizzling Loathing Legion necktie	0		Hot Damage: +10, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4912	skewed Loathing Legion knife of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4913	double-paned Loathing Legion corkscrew	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4914	lard-coated Loathing Legion can opener	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4915	jittery Jeselnik's Newton's Loathing Legion chainsaw	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Sleaze Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4916	knitted Loathing Legion rollerblades	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4917	horrifying Loathing Legion flamethrower	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4918	huge Loathing Legion tattoo needle	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4919	wobbly lion tamer's Loathing Legion defibrillator	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4920	brainy Loathing Legion double prism	0		Mysticality: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4921	sizzling Loathing Legion tape measure	0		Hot Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4922	Loathing Legion kitchen sink of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4923	Loathing Legion abacus of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4924	Loathing Legion helicopter	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4925	yellow skewed Usain Bolt's Loathing Legion pizza stone	0		Initiative: +80, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4926	mirror Loathing Legion universal screwdriver	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4927	Loathing Legion jackhammer	0		Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4928	weightlifter's Loathing Legion hammer	0		Muscle: +15, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4929	Uncle Crimbo's Sack	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4930	olive Folder Holder	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
4937	blurry a angel	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4938	upside-down quake of arrows	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4939	time's arrow	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4940	arrowgram	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4941	flavorless bouncing Knob jelly donut	3	decent	
4942	Knob cake	0		
4943	Knob cake pan	0		
4944	Knob batter	0		
4945	Knob frosting	0		
4946	unfrosted Knob cake	0		
4947	Cobb's Knob Menagerie key	0		
4948	GOTO	0		
4949	chilled concentrated weremoose spit	0		Effect: "Extra-Wet", Effect Duration: 42
4950	polymerized abominable blubber	0		Effect: "Creepin' Up on You", Effect Duration: 24
4951	miser's flimsy clipboard	0		Meat Drop: +10
4952	chilled baggie of sugar	0		Effect: "Human-Pirate Hybrid", Effect Duration: 68
4953	huge medical-grade whalebone corset of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
4954	oven mitts of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
4955	normal gray overcookie	4	good	
4956	delicious tiny mirror philosopher's scone	1	awesome	
4957	corrupted wobbly half-baked potion	0		Effect: "Super-Mega-Charged", Effect Duration: 27
4958	stylish Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	0		Moxie: +25
4959	moldy Knob nuts	3	crappy	
4960	irresponsibly strong acceptable Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	10	good	
4961	Subject 37 file	0		
4962	Sherlock's mysterious lapel pin of the early riser	0		Item Drop: +25, Adventures: +7, Single Equip
4963	state loom	0		Familiar Weight: +10
4964	mirror Evilometer	0		
4965	mirror Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire	0		Free Pull, Skill: "Summon Alice's Army Cards"
4966	pulsating Pack of Alice's Army Cards	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4967	huge Alice's Army Swordsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4968	Alice's Army Spearsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4969	Alice's Army Halberder	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4970	teal Alice's Army Guard	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4971	maroon Alice's Army Wallman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4972	Alice's Army Ninja	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4973	Alice's Army Alchemist	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4974	bouncing Alice's Army Page	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4975	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4976	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4977	Alice's Army Nurse	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4978	red Alice's Army Hammerman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4979	Alice's Army Bowman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4980	Alice's Army Lanceman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4981	purple Alice's Army Horseman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4982	olive Alice's Army Coward	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4983	teal Alice's Army Cleric	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4984	narrow Alice's Army Sniper	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4985	Alice's Army Dervish	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4986	Alice's Army Martyr	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4987	mirror Pack of Alice's Army Foil Cards	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4988	Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4989	mirror Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4990	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4991	ghostly Alice's Army Foil Guard	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4992	Alice's Army Foil Wallman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4993	Alice's Army Foil Ninja	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4994	Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4995	Alice's Army Foil Page	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4996	upside-down Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4997	Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4998	Alice's Army Foil Nurse	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4999	gray Alice's Army Foil Hammerman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5000	huge Alice's Army Foil Bowman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5001	Alice's Army Foil Lanceman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5002	upside-down Alice's Army Foil Horseman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5003	olive Alice's Army Foil Coward	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5004	narrow blue Alice's Army Foil Cleric	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5005	huge squat Alice's Army Foil Sniper	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5006	Alice's Army Foil Dervish	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5007	upside-down shaking Alice's Army Foil Martyr	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5008	Single Alice's Army Foil	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5009	deadly card sleeve	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Last Available: "2011-03"
5010	evil eye	0		
5011	Alice's Army Foil tattoo	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5012	Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5013	diet decent maroon skewed wasabi pocky	1	good	Last Available: "2011-03"
5014	bland enchanted miniature bouncing tobiko pocky	2	decent	Effect: "Uncucumbered", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2011-03"
5015	spoiled bite-sized natto pocky	1	crappy	Last Available: "2011-03"
5016	lousy wasabi-infused sake	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-03"
5017	watered-down drinkable tobiko-infused sake	2	good	Last Available: "2011-03"
5018	fortified mediocre natto-infused sake	5	decent	Last Available: "2011-03"
5019	Vulcanized triple-pickled wasabi marble soda	0		Effect: "On a Roll", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2011-03"
5020	double-cold-filtered boiled altered narrow tobiko marble soda	0		Effect: "Marinated", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2011-03"
5021	chilled activated natto marble soda	0		Effect: "Stinky Hands", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2011-03"
5022	Alice's Army booster box	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5023	nitrogenated double-dry elderly jawbreaker	0		Effect: "Purpose", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2020-09"
5024	acceptable high-proof marshmallow flamb&eacute;	8	good	Last Available: "2011-03"
5025	tolerable cranberry schnapps	3	good	Last Available: "2011-03"
5026	lousy fancy breaded beer	4	decent	Effect: "Staying Frosty", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2011-03"
5027	drinkable soy cordial	3	good	Last Available: "2011-03"
5028	prompt gravedigger's astral bludgeon of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Spooky Damage: +10, Adventures: +3
5029	bouncing olive coward's supercharged astral shield	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Monster Level: -20
5030	squat knitted MacGyver's hardy astral chapeau	0		Maximum HP: +50, Maximum MP: +100, Cold Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 12"
5031	astral bracer of dire peril of the empath of the glutton	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Familiar Weight: +5, Food Drop: +100
5032	toasty astral longbow of Leguizamo of bravery	0		Monster Level: +20, Hot Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +5
5033	auspicious family-friendly dangerous astral shorts	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, cap 12"
5034	zippy shellacked astral mace of courage	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Spooky Resistance: +3, Initiative: +20
5035	flame-retardant clever astral trousers of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum MP: +20, Hot Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 12"
5036	zippy personal trainer's wizardly astral ring	0		Mysticality: +25, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Initiative: +20
5037	teal fireproof MacGyver's Samson's astral statuette	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum MP: +100, Hot Resistance: +3
5038	fuchsia weightlifter's astral pistol of the scaredy-cat of chilblains	0		Muscle: +15, Monster Level: -15, Cold Damage: +25
5039	cyan family-friendly horrifying astral mask	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +1
5040	astral pet sweater	0		Familiar Weight: +10
5041	tumbling avaricious frightening astral shirt of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Spooky Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +30
5042	Van der Graaf rock-hard astral belt	0		Damage Reduction: 5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
5043	spoiled twirling astral hot dog	3	???	
5044	acceptable skewed astral pilsner	4	???	
5045	astral hot dog dinner	0		
5046	jittery astral six-pack	0		
5047	squat Clan shower	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-04"
5048	shard of double-ice	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5049	pulsating fuchsia Lo Pan's resourceful wicked double-ice cap	0		Spell Damage: +5, Maximum MP: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 17", Last Available: "2011-04"
5050	healthy smartaleck's boxer's double-ice box	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Moxie Percent: +30, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2011-04"
5051	stiffened forbidden wizardly double-ice britches	0		Mysticality: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Damage Reduction: 1, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 3xVolley, 3xLep, cap 17", Last Available: "2011-04"
5052	handful of numbers	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
5053	blinking Lars the Cyberian	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5054	ghostly intriguing puzzle box	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5055	skewed obnoxious riddle	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5056	best joke ever	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5057	magnetized enhanced huge Atomic Comic	0		Effect: "Nigh-Invincible", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2011-04"
5058	chilled spinning Red Pill	0		Effect: "Haunted Liver", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2011-04"
5059	Skullhead's Screw	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5060	mysterious present	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5061	boxing-glove-in-a-box	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5062	voodoo doll	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5063	upside-down the finger	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5064	Salsa de las Epocas	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5065	miniature moldy pulsating spaghetti con calaveras	2	crappy	Last Available: "2011-04"
5066	upside-down s'more gun	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5067	stale popcorn	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-04"
5068	special toothsome huge chaos popcorn	3	awesome	Last Available: "2011-04"
5069	knitted veiny personal trainer's hole	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum HP: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2011-04"
5070	innuendo	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5071	massive flavorless wobbly s'more	0	decent	Last Available: "2011-04"
5072	diamond ring	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5073	perfectly mixed Russian Ice	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-04"
5074	executive clay ashtray	0		Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2011-05"
5075	occult lanyard	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5076	jittery sizzling monster pants	0		Hot Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "3xVolley, 3xPotato, cap 17", Last Available: "2011-05"
5077	blurry upside-down box of Pok&euml;mann band-aids	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5078	dry liquefied Pok&euml;mann band-aid	0		Effect: "Spooky Jellied", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2011-05"
5079	narrow boxer's Van der Graaf helmet of James Dean	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Experience (Moxie): +3, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, cap 7", Last Available: "2011-05"
5080	ghostly crutch of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2011-05"
5081	sage shock belt	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5082	enhanced diffused Okee-Dokee soda	0		Effect: "Cold as Ice", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2011-05"
5083	blinking rubber band gun	0		Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2011-05"
5084	pin-stripe slacks of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "6xSombrero, 2xPotato, cap 7", Last Available: "2011-05"
5085	greedy gloves	0		Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5086	boiled polymerized green correction fluid	0		Effect: "Boon of the War Snapper", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2011-05"
5087	squat therapeutic Pok&euml;mann figurine: Porkachu	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5088	green stiffened Pok&euml;mann figurine: Magikrap	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5089	brainy Pok&euml;mann figurine: Vegemite	0		Mysticality: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5090	Da Vinci's Pok&euml;mann figurine: Vermouth	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5091	ruddy Pok&euml;mann figurine: Smugleaf	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5092	green arcane researcher's Pok&euml;mann figurine: Twitter	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5093	Pok&euml;mann figurine: Bloodkip of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5094	wicked Pok&euml;mann figurine: Hoboking	0		Spell Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5095	Pok&euml;mann figurine: Duck of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5096	studded Pok&euml;mann figurine: Nothing	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5097	blurry wholesome Pok&euml;mann figurine: Kagosan	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5098	deadly Pok&euml;mann figurine: Galumpagump	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5099	gray up-at-dawn Pok&euml;mann figurine: Shoggoth	0		Adventures: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5100	Pok&euml;mann figurine: Frank of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5101	scorching Pok&euml;mann figurine: Moog	0		Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5102	activated energized mirror willyweed	0		Effect: "Educated (Kinda)", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2011-05"
5103	nitrogenated polymerized Nuclear Blastball	0		Effect: "Tingly Elbows", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2011-05"
5104	Vulcanized frozen jittery upside-down fish juice box	0		Effect: "Favored by Lyle", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2011-05"
5105	paint bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5106	hideous egg	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5107	aged Jeppson's Malort	3	awesome	Last Available: "2011-06"
5108	skewed fistful of ashes	0		
5109	frosty stress ball	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Squeeze Stress Ball", Last Available: "2011-05"
5110	Li'l Businessman Kit	0		Meat Drop: +5, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2011-05"
5111	reassuring Ultracolor&trade; shirt	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2011-05"
5112	My Own Pen Pal kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
5113	packet of orchid seeds	0		
5114	stomp box	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
5115	hedge trimmers	0		
5116	A. W. O. L. commendation	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5117	blurry reconstituted crow	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5118	bird brain	0		
5119	busted wings	0		
5120	teal blurry Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5121	horrifying hardened Admiral's hat of Calamity Jane	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Spooky Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2011-05"
5122	blinking vibrating aviator's cap of the dark arts of mayonnaise	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-05"
5123	gray bouncing Usain Bolt's mirrored aviator shades of the cheetah	0		Initiative: 140, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5124	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	0		Skill: "Natural Born Skeleton Killer", Last Available: "2011-05"
5125	skewed Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5126	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5127	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5128	squat Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5129	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5130	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5131	Vulcanized gray Ultrasoldier Serum	0		Effect: "Human-Goblin Hybrid", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2011-06"
5132	yummy lime green elven hardtack	3	awesome	Last Available: "2011-06"
5133	bad spinning elven squeeze	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-06"
5134	purple lunar isotope	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5135	E.M.U. joystick	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5136	squat E.M.U. rocket thrusters	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5137	maroon E.M.U. helmet	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5138	mirror E.M.U. harness	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5139	bouncing carton of astral energy drinks	0		
5140	dried spinning astral energy drink	1		Effect: "A Taste of Rainbow", Effect Duration: 5
5141	Thwaitgold bee statuette	0		
5142	huge moon unit	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5143	E.M.U. Unit	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5144	fuchsia handful of honey	0		
5145	irradiated tarnished deionized honeypot	0		Effect: "Carrrsmic", Effect Duration: 23
5146	flavorless special spinning wild honey pie	4	decent	Effect: "Kernel Panic!", Effect Duration: 5
5147	hand-crafted honey mead	3	EPIC	
5148	upside-down inspector's honey dipper of vim and vigor of the boozehound	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Item Drop: +15, Booze Drop: +100
5149	narrow scandalous friendly sharpshooter's honeybritches	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Sleaze Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 2xGhuol, cap 43"
5150	shaking deadly Herculean sage honeycap	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience (Muscle): +1, Weapon Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 43"
5151	shaking Moonthril Circlet of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-06"
5152	therapeutic Moonthril Greaves	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "cap 25", Last Available: "2011-06"
5153	shaking Moonthril Flamberge of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2011-06"
5154	hardy Moonthril Longbow	0		Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2011-06"
5155	wobbly Moonthril Cuirass of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-06"
5156	squat plush alielf of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2011-06"
5157	super-quantum Comet Drop	0		Effect: "Fire Inside", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2020-09"
5158	asbestos-lined plush dogcat	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2011-06"
5159	plush hamsterpus of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2011-06"
5160	teal friendly plush ferrelf	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2011-06"
5161	upside-down lime green hardened plush alien hamsterpus	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2011-06"
5162	Usain Bolt's plush mutated alielf	0		Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2011-06"
5163	green Da Vinci's smooth plush mutated alielephant	0		Moxie: +15, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Last Available: "2011-06"
5164	blinking mysterious chest	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-06"
5165	Oprah's girl	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2011-06"
5166	skewed top hat and cane	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5167	skewed synthetic dog hair pill	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5168	distention pill	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5169	narrow elven medi-pack	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5170	wet cold-filtered blurry transporter transponder	0		Effect: "Leisurely Amblin'", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2011-06"
5171	gray Map to Safety Shelter Ronald Prime	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5172	spinning Map to Safety Shelter Grimace Prime	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5173	elven magi-pack	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5174	practically non-alcoholic bad tumbling Saison du Lune	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-06"
5175	lousy ghostly Moonthril Schnapps	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-06"
5176	watered-down tolerable skewed Wrecked Generator	2	good	Last Available: "2011-06"
5177	small spoiled Spaghetti with Moonballs	2	crappy	Last Available: "2011-06"
5178	flavorless Crepes a la Lune	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-06"
5179	snack-sized yummy special skewed Moon Pie	2	awesome	Effect: "Yet tea", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2011-06"
5180	dry modified Comet Pop	0		Effect: "Bugbear in Tooth and Claw", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2011-06"
5181	concentrated deionized anodized huge Flan in the Moon	0		Effect: "Hoity Toity", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2011-06"
5182	non-dry spinning 1/6th Pound Cake	0		Effect: "Feeling No Pain", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2011-06"
5183	Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5184	cyan Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5185	Mint-in-box Moonthril Cuirass	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5186	Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5187	Mint-in-box Moonthril Longbow	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5188	pressed shaking cyan honey stick	0		Effect: "Action", Effect Duration: 66
5189	quadruple-vacuum-sealed double-ice gum	0		Effect: "Sugary World View", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2011-04"
5190	Jeselnik's chilly wizardly Operation Patriot Shield	0		Mysticality: +25, Cold Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Shield", Last Available: "2011-07", Variable
5191	squirming egg sac	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5192	chilled teal pulsating corrupted data	0		Effect: "Stinky Hands", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2011-06"
5193	skewed tumbling 11-inch knob sausage	0		
5194	twirling cyan exorcised sandwich	0		
5195	maroon Banfoy's Boutique Order Form	0		Last Available: "2011-07"
5196	shaking hale Great S-Cape	0		Maximum HP: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-07"
5197	jittery slick Marvelous Unitard	0		Moxie: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-07"
5198	modified purple gooey paste	1	good	Effect: "Wasabi With You", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2011-08"
5199	modified maroon beastly paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5200	modified paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5201	distilled ectoplasmic paste	1	crappy	Effect: "Sugary World View", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2011-08"
5202	powdered olive greasy paste	1	awesome	Effect: "Ocelot Eyes", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2011-08"
5203	dehydrated blinking squat bug paste	1	awesome	Last Available: "2011-08"
5204	denatured green hippy paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5205	altered blinking bouncing skewed orc paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5206	powdered lime green demonic paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5207	boiled lime green indescribably horrible paste	1	good	Effect: "It's Electric!", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2011-08"
5208	powdered pulsating wobbly paste	1	EPIC	Effect: "Pasty", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2011-08"
5209	diluted goblin paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5210	powdered pirate paste	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-08"
5211	denatured blue chlorophyll paste	1	awesome	Effect: "Partially Ghosted", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2011-08"
5212	denatured paste	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-08"
5213	dried Mer-kin paste	1	awesome	Last Available: "2011-08"
5214	pickled slimy paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5215	diluted bouncing blinking fuchsia penguin paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5216	powdered upside-down yellow elemental paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5217	altered bouncing cosmic paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5218	altered cyan hobo paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5219	altered blurry Crimbo paste	1	good	Effect: "Stickler for Promptness", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2011-08"
5220	Teachings of the Fist	0		
5221	fat loot token	0		No Pull
5222	ghostly Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	0		
5223	narrow twirling Tome of Clip Art	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-09", Skill: "Summon Clip Art"
5224	toothsome jittery Ur-Donut	3	awesome	Last Available: "2011-09"
5225	The Bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5226	box of Familiar Jacks	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5227	aged boozy skewed bucket of wine	5	awesome	Last Available: "2011-09"
5228	spoiled immense pulsating cyan ultrafondue	9	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5229	unbearable light	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5230	snowflake	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5231	crystal skull	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5232	purple borrowed time	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5233	blue box of hammers	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5234	crafty shining halo	0		Maximum MP: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5235	yellow sharpshooter's furry halo	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5236	bouncing frosty halo of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5237	extremely unsafe time halo	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5238	delicious Lumineux Limnio	3	awesome	Last Available: "2011-09"
5239	drinkable fancy jittery Morto Moreto	4	good	Effect: "Cotton Mouthed", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2011-09"
5240	acceptable upside-down spinning maroon Temps Tempranillo	4	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5241	hand-crafted Bordeaux Marteaux	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-09"
5242	delicious irresponsibly strong jittery Fromage Pinotage	10	awesome	Last Available: "2011-09"
5243	triple-distilled mediocre Beignet Milgranet	6	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5244	tolerable Muschat	3	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5245	normal squat cool jelly donut	4	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5246	yummy miniature shrapnel jelly donut	2	awesome	Last Available: "2011-09"
5247	moldy occult jelly donut	4	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5248	spoiled snack-sized thyme jelly donut	2	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5249	tasty diet danish	1	awesome	Last Available: "2011-09"
5250	normal smashed danish	3	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5251	rotten fancy forbidden danish	3	crappy	Effect: "Dirge of Dreadfulness", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2011-09"
5252	normal super-sized mirror cool cat claw	5	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5253	spoiled lime green blunt cat claw	4	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5254	decent fancy shadowy cat claw	4	good	Effect: "Flower Power", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2011-09"
5255	rotten big cheezburger	5	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5256	moldy toasted brie	3	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5257	non-anodized potion of the field gar	0		Effect: "Wet Jaw", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2011-09"
5258	tarnished too legit potion	0		Effect: "Trivia Master", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2011-09"
5259	ionized activated twirling Bright Water	0		Effect: "Sticky Fingers", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2011-09"
5260	altered cold-filtered water	0		Effect: "In Tuna", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2011-09"
5261	super-nitrogenated graveyard snowglobe	0		Effect: "Yet tea", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2011-09"
5262	oxidized diffused cool cat elixir	0		Effect: "Cotton Mouthed", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2011-09"
5263	corrupted altered potion of the captain's hammer	0		Effect: "Bilious Brains", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2011-09"
5264	modified unsweetened shaking potion of X-ray vision	0		Effect: "Mana Tea", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2011-09"
5265	super-cold-filtered altered potion of the litterbox	0		Effect: "Gummi Badass", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2011-09"
5266	modified polymerized potion of animal rage	0		Effect: "Ichorous Intensity", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2011-09"
5267	concentrated mirror potion of punctual companionship	0		Effect: "Memory of Resilience", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2011-09"
5268	holy bomb, batman	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5269	mirror bobcat grenade	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5270	chocolate frosted sugar bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5271	green broken glass grenade	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5272	noxious gas grenade	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5273	green skull with a fuse in it	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5274	boozebomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5275	nippy hammerus	0		Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-09"
5276	occult blunt icepick	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2011-09"
5277	fluorescent lightbulb of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2011-09"
5278	avaricious blammer of Flo-Jo	0		Meat Drop: +30, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2011-09"
5279	groovy clock-cleaning hammer	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Last Available: "2011-09"
5280	4:20 bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5281	broken clock of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-09"
5282	jittery beefy dethklok	0		Muscle: +10, Last Available: "2011-09"
5283	studded glacial clock	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Last Available: "2011-09"
5284	Gygaxian Libram	0		Last Available: "2011-09", Skill: "Summon Dice"
5285	d4	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5286	d6	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5287	d8	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5288	green d10	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5289	upside-down d12	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5290	d20	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5291	generic healing potion	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5292	generic mana potion	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5293	generic restorative potion	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5294	kobold treasure hoard	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5295	newborn kobold	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5296	slightly thicker filthy rags	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-09"
5297	bouncing dungeon dragon chest	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5298	spoiled phish stick	4	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5299	MacGyver's baleful educational plastic vampire fangs	0		Experience: +1, Spell Damage: +25, Maximum MP: +100, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Feed", Last Available: "2011-10"
5300	bouncing Interview With You (a Vampire)	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5301	huge Make-Your-Own-Vampire-Fangs kit	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5302	your own heart	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5303	savvy Sword of the Brouhaha Prince	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Last Available: "2011-10"
5304	electrified studded Newton's Chalice of the Malkovich Prince	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Damage Absorption: +80, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2011-10"
5305	tumbling greedy Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince	0		Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2011-10"
5306	chaotic Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2011-10"
5307	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5308	squat ghost trap	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5309	chainsaw chain	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5310	red shotgun shell	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5311	funhouse mirror	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5312	deionized cold-filtered non-altered spinning ghostly body paint	0		Effect: "Armored Innards", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2011-10"
5313	triple-dry super-irradiated necrotizing body spray	0		Effect: "Good Karma", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2011-10"
5314	concentrated shaking shaking bite-me-red lipstick	0		Effect: "Dwarven Hardiness", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2011-10"
5315	enhanced nitrogenated twirling whisker pencil	0		Effect: "Metal Speed", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2011-10"
5316	magnetized wet press-on ribs	0		Effect: "Gobliny Flavor", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2011-10"
5317	modified cyan Rattlin' Chains	0		Effect: "Bugbear in Tooth and Claw", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2011-10"
5318	electrified pressed quadruple-tarnished Gummy Brains	0		Effect: "Incensed", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2011-10"
5319	non-colloidal Blood 'n' Plenty	0		Effect: "Putting the Pro in Proletariat", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2011-10"
5320	deionized Lobos Mints	0		Effect: "World's Shortest Giant", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2011-10"
5321	adjusted boiled gray Sweet Sword	0		Effect: "Abominably Slippery", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2011-10"
5322	hand-crafted watered-down pulsating Ecto-Cooler	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-10"
5323	special acceptable irresponsibly strong squat Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	10	good	Effect: "Papowerful", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2011-10"
5324	smooth Blood Light	3	awesome	Last Available: "2011-10"
5325	tolerable Silver Bullet beer	3	good	Last Available: "2011-10"
5326	drinkable Bone's Farm &quot;wine&quot;	4	good	Last Available: "2011-10"
5327	ghost protocol	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5328	unsweetened quadruple-altered sorority brain	0		Effect: "Cute Vision", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2011-10"
5329	colloidal Nightstalker perfume	0		Effect: "Pumped Stomach", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2011-10"
5330	boiled double-pressed non-corrupted drum of pomade	0		Effect: "Hare-o-dynamic", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2011-10"
5331	maroon throwing bone	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5332	upside-down banded extra-see-thru nightie	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Last Available: "2011-10"
5333	curative steel-toed BRAINS shorts	0		Damage Reduction: 9, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1.5xGhuol", Last Available: "2011-10"
5334	groovy Mesmereyes&trade; contact lenses	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-10"
5335	scrunchie	0		Item Drop: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-10"
5336	stanky extremely skinny jeans of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy", Last Available: "2011-10"
5337	pulsating supercharged The Necbromancer's Hat of Flo-Jo	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Initiative: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr", Last Available: "2011-10"
5338	steel-toed educational smooth The Necbromancer's Stein	0		Moxie: +15, Experience: +1, Damage Reduction: 9, Last Available: "2011-10"
5339	wobbly dangerous educational The Necbromancer's Shorts of Tarzan	0		Experience: +1, Experience (Muscle): +3, Weapon Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xGhuol", Last Available: "2011-10"
5340	MacGyver's grievous The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff of mayonnaise	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum MP: +100, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2011-10"
5341	The Necbronomicon	0		Skill: "Summon &quot;Boner Battalion&quot;", Last Available: "2011-10"
5342	acceptable special The Cooler Out of Space	3	good	Effect: "Sleazy Weapon", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2011-10"
5343	The Necbronomicon (used)	0		Skill: "Summon &quot;Boner Battalion&quot;", Last Available: "2011-10"
5344	sorority girl's box	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5345	corrupted Necbro wafers	0		Effect: "Hammertime", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2020-09"
5346	ghostly death blossom	0		
5347	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used)	0		Skill: "Holiday Weight Gain", Last Available: "2009-12"
5348	cyan A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)	0		Skill: "Jingle Bells", Last Available: "2009-12"
5349	mirror A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)	0		Skill: "Candyblast", Last Available: "2009-12"
5350	mirror A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used)	0		Skill: "Surge of Icing", Last Available: "2009-12"
5351	squat A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)	0		Skill: "Stealth Mistletoe", Last Available: "2009-12"
5352	bouncing A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)	0		Skill: "Cringle's Curative Carol", Last Available: "2009-12"
5353	jar of oil	0		
5354	The Art of Slapfighting (used)	0		Class: "Seal Clubber", Skill: "Iron Palm Technique", Last Available: "2010-06"
5355	Uncle Romulus (used)	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer", Skill: "Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin", Last Available: "2010-03"
5356	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Skill: "Stringozzi Serpent", Last Available: "2010-04"
5357	skewed Zu Mannk&auml;se Dienen (used)	0		Class: "Sauceror", Skill: "K&auml;seso&szlig;esturm", Last Available: "2010-01"
5358	green Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)	0		Class: "Disco Bandit", Skill: "Kung Fu Hustler", Last Available: "2011-01"
5359	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)	0		Class: "Accordion Thief", Skill: "Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration", Last Available: "2010-02"
5360	yellow Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)	0		Skill: "Toynado", Last Available: "2010-12"
5361	The Joy of Wassailing (used)	0		Skill: "Wassail", Last Available: "2010-12"
5362	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	0		Skill: "Fashionably Late", Last Available: "2011-01"
5363	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	0		Skill: "Executive Narcolepsy", Last Available: "2011-01"
5364	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	0		Skill: "Lunch Break", Last Available: "2011-01"
5365	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	0		Skill: "Offensive Joke", Last Available: "2011-01"
5366	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	0		Skill: "Managerial Manipulation", Last Available: "2011-01"
5367	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded)	0		Skill: "Natural Born Skeleton Killer", Last Available: "2011-05"
5368	Ellsbury's journal (used)	0		Skill: "Unaccompanied Miner", Last Available: "2010-09"
5369	tumbling greasy KoL Con 8-Bit power bracelet	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-09"
5370	boiler	0		
5371	stuffed-shirt scarecrow	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-11"
5372	thinker's plastic trollipop	0		Mysticality: +10, Last Available: "2011-12"
5373	groovy plastic Fudge Wizard	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Last Available: "2011-12"
5374	shaking banded plastic abominable fudgeman	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Last Available: "2011-12"
5375	beefcake's plastic colollilossus	0		Muscle: +25, Last Available: "2011-12"
5376	sinister plastic Big Candy of Gandalf	0		Spell Damage: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2011-12"
5377	The Groose in the Hoose	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12"
5378	spruce juice	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5379	pickled groose grease	1	good	Last Available: "2012-12"
5380	lollipop stick	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5381	skewed huge bananagate	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5382	ghostly pearidot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5383	huge ghostly tourmalime	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5384	red kumquartz	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5385	strawberyl	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5386	shaking ridiculous belt of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-11"
5387	huge frosty ridiculous earring	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-11"
5388	beefcake's ridiculous sunglasses	0		Muscle: +25, Last Available: "2011-11"
5389	adequate ridiculous sandwich	4	good	Last Available: "2011-11"
5390	tolerable ridiculous cocktail	3	good	Last Available: "2011-11"
5391	spinning personal trainer's zombie monkey necklace of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
5392	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	0		
5393	scrap of paper	0		
5394	sandpaper	0		
5395	peppermint sprout	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5396	enhanced huge blue peppermint twist	0		Effect: "Ticking Clock", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2011-11"
5397	moldy peppermint patty	4	crappy	Last Available: "2011-11"
5398	peppermint crook	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5399	peppermint rhino baby	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5400	candy cane candygram	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
5401	peppermint parasol	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5402	olive candy cane of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Last Available: "2011-12"
5403	Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5404	Peppermint Pip Packet	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5405	electrified Fonzie's cane-mail shirt of the sewer	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Stench Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2011-12"
5406	ghostly scandalous chilly stiffened cane-mail pants	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Cold Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-12"
5407	lousy Vodka Matryoshka	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-12"
5408	practically non-alcoholic delicious Gin Mint	1	awesome	Last Available: "2011-12"
5409	perfectly mixed practically non-alcoholic Tequiz Navidad	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2011-12"
5410	practically non-alcoholic tolerable Mint Yulep	1	good	Last Available: "2011-12"
5411	lousy practically non-alcoholic special Crimbojito	1	decent	Effect: "Fizzier Than Light", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2011-12"
5412	mediocre watered-down gray Sangria de Menthe	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-12"
5413	squat candycaine powder	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
5414	licorice boa	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
5415	altered licorice root	0		Effect: "Greedy Resolve", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2011-12"
5416	extra-unsweetened banana supersucker	0		Effect: "Seal Clubbing Frenzy", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2011-11"
5417	non-colloidal polymerized pear supersucker	0		Effect: "Don't Rest Ye, Bold Adventurer", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2011-11"
5418	adjusted electrified lime supersucker	0		Effect: "Heightened Senses", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2011-11"
5419	unsweetened kumquat supersucker	0		Effect: "Jammin'", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2011-11"
5420	non-diffused strawberry supersucker	0		Effect: "Slightly Cursed, Mostly Lucky", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2011-11"
5421	prompt bananarama bangle	0		Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5422	maroon pair of pearidot earrings of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5423	supercharged tourmalime tourniquet	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5424	squat twirling careful kumquartz ring	0		Monster Level: -10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5425	fortified strawberyl necklace	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5426	twirling cyan greasy stiffened sucker bucket	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-11"
5427	sucker hakama of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "afk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-11"
5428	blurry avaricious sucker kabuto	0		Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "Atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-11"
5429	teal twirling up-at-dawn sucker tachi	0		Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2011-11"
5430	sucker scaffold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5431	cinnamon troll doll	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5432	grape troll doll	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5433	raspberry troll doll	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5434	DNOTC Box	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
5435	maroon fudgecule	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5436	anodized electrified unsweetened narrow fudge lily	0		Effect: "Highland Sheen", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2011-11"
5437	superheated fudge	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5438	ionized tumbling fluid of fudge-finding	0		Effect: "Unusual Perspective", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2011-11"
5439	twirling fudgepuck	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5440	flavorless thick fudgesicle	5	decent	Last Available: "2011-11"
5441	spinning wand of fudge control	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5442	The Kloop in the Coop	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12"
5443	narrow miniscule beatbox	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5444	altered galvanized devilish folio	0		Effect: "Improprie Tea", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2012-12"
5445	clumsiness bark	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5446	jar full of wind	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5447	red dangerous jerkcicle	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5448	furious stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5449	pulsating vanity stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5450	lecherous stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5451	twirling jealousy stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5452	red avarice stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5453	gluttonous stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5454	jittery gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5455	yellow wobbly gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5456	bouncing gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5457	concentrated colloidal cyan skewed Fudgie Roll	0		Effect: "Cybernetic Muscles", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2011-11"
5458	toothsome massive fudge bunny	8	awesome	Last Available: "2011-11"
5459	fudge spork	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5460	lightning-fast crafty fudgecycle of doom	0		Maximum MP: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5461	olive fudge cube	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5462	blank fudge mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5463	Libram of Resolutions	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-01", Skill: "Summon Resolutions"
5464	unsweetened maroon resolution: be wealthier	0		Effect: "Glo-Face", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2012-01"
5465	flattened resolution: be happier	0		Effect: "X-Ray Vision", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2012-01"
5466	colloidal jittery resolution: be stronger	0		Effect: "Spiritually Awake", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2012-01"
5467	flattened resolution: be smarter	0		Effect: "You Can Taste the Darkness", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2012-01"
5468	ionized blurry resolution: be sexier	0		Effect: "Cravin' for a Ravin'", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2012-01"
5469	ionized dry denatured narrow resolution: be feistier	0		Effect: "Slimily Strong", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2012-01"
5470	anodized resolution: be kinder	0		Effect: "Bright!", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2012-01"
5471	enhanced resolution: be more adventurous	0		Effect: "Heart of Pink", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2012-01"
5472	Vulcanized yellow narrow resolution: be luckier	0		Effect: "Sweet and Red", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2012-01"
5473	gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5474	maroon gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5475	cyan gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5476	polarized gummi salamander	0		Effect: "Just the Brown Ones", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2011-11"
5477	ionized alkaline spinning gummi snake	0		Effect: "Sludgesick", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2011-11"
5478	diffused gummi canary	0		Effect: "Corruption of Wretched Wally", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2011-11"
5479	yummy immense wobbly gummi bear	8	awesome	Last Available: "2011-11"
5480	immense toothsome gummi bear	9	awesome	Last Available: "2011-11"
5481	adequate green gummi bear	3	good	Last Available: "2011-11"
5482	snack-sized spoiled drunki-bear	2	crappy	Last Available: "2011-11"
5483	bland miniature pulsating ghostly drunki-bear	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-11"
5484	rotten half-sized shaking drunki-bear	2	crappy	Last Available: "2011-11"
5485	blurry frosty gummi bowtie	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-11"
5486	wicked fudge pocket square	0		Spell Damage: +5, Last Available: "2011-11"
5487	lollipop cufflinks of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Last Available: "2011-11"
5488	skewed narrow trilobite fossil	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5489	ammonite fossil	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5490	huge belemnite fossil	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5491	bouncing trilobite candy mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5492	ammonite candy mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5493	wobbly belemnite candy mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5494	modified boiled gummi trilobite	0		Effect: "Saucegoggles", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2011-11"
5495	deionized olive gummi ammonite	0		Effect: "Triangle, Man", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2011-11"
5496	super-warmed quantum gray wobbly gummi belemnite	0		Effect: "Papowerful", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2011-11"
5497	all-year sucker	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5498	heart of dark chocolate	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5499	Tesla Big Candy's tophat of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-11"
5500	Fuzzby	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-11"
5501	Jackass Plumber home game	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5502	narrow Trivial Avocations board game	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5503	Tickle-Me Emilio	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5504	blessed box	0		
5505	wobbly pack of pogs	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5506	stale jumbo jerky coins	5	decent	Last Available: "2011-11"
5507	perfectly mixed practically non-alcoholic Go-Wassail	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-11"
5508	deionized Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	0		Effect: "You Read The Manual", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2011-11"
5509	Vulcanized corrupted squat bottle of bubbles	0		Effect: "Vented Spleen", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2011-11"
5510	double-colloidal wind-up meatcar	0		Effect: "Crimbo Nostalgia", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2011-11"
5511	Trivial Avocations Card: What?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5512	blurry Trivial Avocations Card: When?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5513	blurry Trivial Avocations Card: Who?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5514	Trivial Avocations Card: Where?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5515	pog #01 (spider)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5516	pog #02 (Knob goblin)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5517	olive pog #03 (warwelf)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5518	wobbly pog #04 (skleleton)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5519	upside-down pog #05 (ninja snowman)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5520	blurry pog #06 (filthy hippy)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5521	pog #07 (orcish frat boy)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5522	spinning pog #08 (hellion)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5523	lime green pog #09 (pirate)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5524	pog #10 (hobo)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5525	pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5526	nitrogenated vacuum-sealed irradiated Atomic Pop	0		Effect: "Ichorous Intensity", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2020-09"
5527	do-rag	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-11"
5528	whimpering willow bark	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5529	yummy massive squat purple berries of suffering	7	awesome	Last Available: "2012-12"
5530	non-warmed blurry baobab sap	0		Effect: "Punchy, Murdery", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2012-12"
5531	cyan cup of hickory chicory	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5532	narrow magnolia blossom	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5533	cold-filtered quantum tumbling Mortimer's nostrum	0		Effect: "Human-Hobo Hybrid", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2012-12"
5534	tolerable shaking Barulio's bottle	3	good	Last Available: "2012-12"
5535	frozen enhanced Marvin's marvelous pill	0		Effect: "Crud&eacute;", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2012-12"
5536	huge Winifred's whistle	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5537	narrow prose pen	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5538	half-empty carton of milk	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5539	green glass of warm water	0		Free Pull
5540	dry adjusted desktop zen garden	0		Effect: "The Smile of Mr. A.", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2012-12"
5541	Vivian's Vitamin	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5542	pink-belly slapper	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5543	blurry ghostly wizardly Leapin' Trousers of courage	0		Mysticality: +25, Spooky Resistance: +3
5544	bad eggnog	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-12"
5545	diet yummy green hamhock	1	awesome	Last Available: "2012-12"
5546	upside-down blurry The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants	0		Skill: "Torment Plant", Last Available: "2012-12"
5547	squat squat ghostly Clancy's sackbut	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5548	Ghost Pinching Quarterly	0		Skill: "Pinch Ghost", Last Available: "2012-12"
5549	maroon Clancy's crumhorn	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5550	The Snitch's Manifesto	0		Skill: "Tattle", Last Available: "2012-12"
5551	twirling Clancy's lute	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5552	Samson's Trusty	0		Experience (Muscle): +5
5553	skewed can of Rain-Doh	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5554	empty Rain-Doh can	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5555	electrified fireclutch	0		Effect: "Eau de Tortue", Effect Duration: 47
5556	mirror inspector's thinker's Rain-Doh wings	0		Mysticality: +10, Item Drop: +15, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2012-02"
5557	spinning narrow Rain-Doh agent	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5558	frightening dance instructor's Rain-Doh laser gun	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spooky Damage: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2012-02"
5559	curative Socratic Rain-Doh lantern	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Softcore Only, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Stench", Last Available: "2012-02"
5560	Rain-Doh balls	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5561	bouncing tumbling Rain-Doh indigo cup	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5562	sizzling extremely unsafe Rain-Doh violet bo	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Hot Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2012-02"
5563	huge Rain-Doh box	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5564	pulsating Rain-Doh box full of monster	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5565	bland bouncing PB&BP	4	decent	
5566	decent big upside-down club sandwich	5	good	
5567	thick bland corned-beef Reuben	5	decent	
5568	frayed ninja rope	0		
5569	dull ninja crampons	0		
5570	huge loose ninja carabiner	0		
5571	lime green Groar's fur	0		
5572	jittery Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	0		
5573	triple-distilled lousy bouncing Drac & Tan	7	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5574	artisanal fancy wobbly Transylvania Sling	4	EPIC	Effect: "Smokin'", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2012-03"
5575	hand-crafted practically non-alcoholic enchanted Shot of the Living Dead	1	super ultra EPIC	Effect: "Papowerful", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2012-03"
5576	mediocre Buttery Knob	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5577	smooth practically non-alcoholic Slippery Knob	1	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5578	strong drinkable Flaming Knob	5	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5579	tolerable practically non-alcoholic Grasshopper	1	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5580	smooth weak Locust	2	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5581	tolerable Plague of Locusts	4	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5582	bad Red Dwarf	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5583	acceptable Golden Mean	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5584	tolerable twirling Green Giant	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5585	mediocre fortified huge ghostly blue Aye Aye	5	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5586	perfectly mixed Aye Aye, Captain	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5587	enchanted lousy twirling Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	4	decent	Effect: "Mmmmmelon", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2012-03"
5588	fancy delicious Humanitini	3	awesome	Effect: "Afternoon Insight", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2012-03"
5589	lousy skewed More Humanitini than Humanitini	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5590	acceptable weak Oh, the Humanitini	2	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5591	lousy twirling Great Older Fashioned	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5592	artisanal weak Fuzzy Tentacle	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5593	delicious special pulsating Crazymaker	4	awesome	Effect: "Block-Rockin' Beet", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2012-03"
5594	smooth Zoodriver	4	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5595	artisanal Sloe Comfortable Zoo	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5596	bad yellow Sloe Comfortable Zoo on Fire	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5597	lousy Suffering Sinner	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5598	lousy upside-down wobbly Suppurating Sinner	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5599	weak lousy bouncing Sizzling Sinner	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5600	artisanal watered-down jittery Firewater	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5601	artisanal fancy Earth and Firewater	3	EPIC	Effect: "Ooh, Salty!", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2012-03"
5602	acceptable Earth, Wind and Firewater	4	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5603	aged watered-down Slimosa	2	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5604	weak acceptable Extra-slimy Slimosa	2	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5605	hand-crafted Slimebite	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5606	tolerable Cement Mixer	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5607	high-proof drinkable Jackhammer	6	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5608	artisanal distilled Dump Truck	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5609	artisanal bouncing Fauna Libre	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5610	lousy spinning upside-down Chakra Libre	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5611	smooth mirror tumbling Aura Libre	4	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5612	smooth Sazerorc	3	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5613	acceptable practically non-alcoholic Sazuruk-hai	1	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5614	bad watered-down Flaming Sazerorc	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5615	mediocre watered-down blurry Green Velvet	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5616	perfectly mixed shaking Green Muslin	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5617	perfectly mixed Green Burlap	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5618	artisanal mirror Mohobo	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5619	fancy hand-crafted pulsating Moonshine Mohobo	3	EPIC	Effect: "Fire Inside", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2012-03"
5620	mediocre Flaming Mohobo	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5621	bad mirror Drunken Philosopher	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5622	aged Drunken Neurologist	4	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5623	mediocre weak olive Drunken Astrophysicist	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5624	weak lousy narrow blinking Dark & Starry	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5625	drinkable blue Black Hole	4	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5626	bad Event Horizon	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5627	artisanal Herring Daiquiri	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5628	tolerable fortified tumbling Herring Wallbanger	5	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5629	perfectly mixed Herringtini	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5630	weak acceptable narrow Lollipop Drop	2	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5631	fortified drinkable Candy Alexander	5	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5632	high-proof delicious ghostly Candicaine	10	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5633	delicious Caipiranha	3	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5634	watered-down delicious Flying Caipiranha	2	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5635	mediocre Flaming Caipiranha	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5636	artisanal practically non-alcoholic Punchplanter	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5637	perfectly mixed high-proof Doublepunchplanter	8	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5638	practically non-alcoholic lousy Haymaker	1	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5639	Small Medium	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-03"
5640	crystal decanter	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-03"
5641	rotten fungus	4	crappy	
5642	ghostly poisoned dart	0		
5643	extra-colloidal double-wet stone wool	0		Effect: "Yes, Can Haz", Effect Duration: 63
5644	stones	0		
5645	tumbling the Nostril of the Serpent	0		
5646	mirror calendar fragment	0		
5647	jittery spinning calendar of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20
5648	lime green sinister brawny Boris's Helm	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Spell Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Familiar Effect: "atk, MP regen, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-04", Minstrel Level: +1, Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Boris)]
5649	up-at-dawn censurious staph of homophones	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Adventures: +5, Alters Page Text
5650	frosty Boris's Helm (askew) of the blizzard of the sewer	0		Cold Spell Damage: 35, Stench Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Familiar Effect: "atk, MP regen, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-04", Minstrel Level: +1, Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Boris)]
5651	olive jittery mime soul fragment	0		Last Available: "2012-04"
5652	Monster Manuel	0		Free Pull
5653	key-o-tron	0		
5654	massive special flavorless narrow twirling nailswurst	10	decent	Effect: "Arse-a'fire", Effect Duration: 20
5655	tolerable used beer	3	good	
5656	teal Huggler Radio	0		Free Pull
5657	fuchsia fettucini &eacute;pines Inconnu recipe	0		Recipe: "fettucini &eacute;pines Inconnu"
5658	slap and slap again recipe	0		Recipe: "slap and slap again"
5659	strapping insulting hat	0		Muscle: +5, Familiar Effect: "cap 2"
5660	blinking horrifying offensive moustache	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip
5661	hairshirt of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100
5662	Olympic-sized Clan crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-05"
5663	squat microwave	0		Free Pull
5664	pony keg	0		Free Pull
5665	yellow How to Tolerate Jerks	0		Skill: "Thick-Skinned"
5666	How to Hold a Grudge	0		Skill: "Chip on your Shoulder"
5667	puppet strings	0		Free Pull
5668	purple bagged &quot;L&quot;	0		
5669	club	0		
5670	fancy moldy fettucini &eacute;pines Inconnu	3	crappy	Effect: "Sweet and Red", Effect Duration: 20
5671	artisanal special slap and slap again	3	EPIC	Effect: "Liquid Luck", Effect Duration: 10
5672	gunpowder burrito	2	good	
5673	beery blood	2	good	
5674	&quot;L&quot;	0		
5675	pickled watered-down Red Minotaur	1		
5676	pool torpedo	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5677	MacGyver's Ze&trade; goggles	0		Maximum MP: +100, Familiar Effect: "Atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2012-05"
5678	soggy used band-aid	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5679	up-at-dawn stylish swimsuit of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 10", Last Available: "2012-05"
5680	lost key	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5681	half-sized moldy P.B.L.T.	2	crappy	
5682	squat note from Clancy	0		Skill: "Request Sandwich"
5683	BURT	0		
5684	wobbly handful of juicy garbage	0		
5685	bugbear communicator badge	0		
5686	quantum nanopolymer spider web	0		
5687	red bugbear autopsy tweezers	0		
5688	skewed UV monocular of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
5689	huge drone self-destruct chip	0		
5690	Jeff Goldblum larva	0		
5691	huge wobbly pacification grenade	0		
5692	quantum disintegrator pistol of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20
5693	blurry hardy phase-tuned shield generator belt	0		Maximum HP: +50, Single Equip
5694	upside-down Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	0		
5695	slick bugbear detector	0		Moxie: +10, Single Equip
5696	blurry gray bugbear purification pill	0		
5697	1 Meat	0		
5698	steel-toed The Lost Glasses of bravery	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip
5699	cyan The Lost Pill Bottle	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5700	green The Lost Comb	0		
5701	Moping Artistic Goth Kid	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-06"
5702	shaking mannequin	0		Familiar Weight: +5
5703	bouncing blurry crayon shavings	0		Last Available: "2012-06"
5704	shaking upside-down wax bugbear	0		Last Available: "2012-06"
5705	curative Sinatra's wax hat	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy", Last Available: "2012-06"
5706	Van der Graaf wax pants of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 12", Last Available: "2012-06"
5707	FDKOL commendation	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5708	magnetized diffused drop of water-37	0		Effect: "Frozen Hands", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2012-07"
5709	crafty fireman's helmet of Leguizamo	0		Maximum MP: +10, Monster Level: +20, Familiar Effect: "cold atk", Last Available: "2012-07"
5712	asbestos-lined fire axe	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2012-07"
5713	twirling frightening stiffened Newton's fire extinguisher	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Damage Reduction: 1, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2012-07"
5714	FDKOL tattoo	0		
5715	fuchsia Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians	0		Skill: "Frigidalmatian", Last Available: "2012-07"
5716	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	0		Skill: "Frigidalmatian", Last Available: "2012-07"
5717	half-sized decent blue shaking FDKOL hotcakes	2	good	Last Available: "2012-07"
5718	hot egg	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5719	smoking grass	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5720	decent fiery wing	3	good	Last Available: "2012-07"
5721	lime green tumbling dance instructor's wings of fire of Flo-Jo	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2012-07"
5722	aromatic FDKOL fire hose	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2012-07"
5723	improved warmed bottle of fire	0		Effect: "Turtle Titters", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2012-07"
5724	bouncing molten brick	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5725	blinking hot daub	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5726	lightning-fast vibrating hot daub bun	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 21", Last Available: "2012-07"
5727	knitted ribald hot daub stand	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 21", Last Available: "2012-07"
5728	narrow foot-long hot daub of Tarzan of the bloodbag	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2012-07"
5729	blurry ballpark hot daub	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5730	yummy angst burger	4	awesome	
5731	acceptable weak skewed 5-hour acrimony	2	good	
5732	blank note	0		
5733	huge eerily silent box	0		
5734	decent forbidden sausage	4	good	
5735	upside-down gray wicked Lord Flameface's cloak	0		Spell Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Swirl Cloak", Last Available: "2012-07"
5736	tarnished Drizzlers&trade; Black Licorice	0		Effect: "Metal Speed", Effect Duration: 54
5737	dry blinking daub-breaker	0		Effect: "Melancholy Burden", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2020-09"
5738	tumbling Camp Scout backpack of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Drops Items, Last Available: "2012-07"
5739	wobbly bouncing CSA fire-starting kit	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5740	miniature flavorless cyan bag of GORP	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-07"
5741	perfectly mixed water purification pills	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-07"
5742	Camp Scout pup tent	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5743	mediocre CSA scoutmaster's &quot;water&quot;	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-07"
5744	normal yellow bag of GORF	3	good	Last Available: "2012-07"
5745	CSA discount card	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
5746	rotten immense bag of QWOP	9	crappy	Last Available: "2012-07"
5747	non-ionized CSA bravery badge	0		Effect: "Highland Sheen", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2012-07"
5748	CSA all-purpose soap	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5749	perfectly mixed bouncing CSA cheerfulness ration	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-07"
5750	CSA obedience grenade	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5751	Tales of the Word Realms	0		
5752	spoiled crappy brain	4	crappy	
5753	decent twirling decent brain	3	good	
5754	bland good brain	4	decent	
5755	delicious boss brain	3	awesome	
5756	moldy small hunter brain	2	crappy	
5758	bouncing medical-grade hardy Staff of Holiday Sensations of the empath	0		Maximum HP: +50, Familiar Weight: +5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2011-11"
5759	manspreader's experienced staff	0		Experience: +2, Monster Level: +10
5760	chilly staff of temperance	0		Cold Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +5
5761	shaking scandalous Staff of the Scummy Sink of the empath of doom	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Damage: +5, Slime Hates It: +1
5762	shaking nose	0		
5763	electrified smooth Superhero Reboots	0		Moxie: +15, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
5764	skewed sizzling Annie Oakley's fuzzy busby	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 32"
5765	executive dangerous fuzzy earmuffs	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 32"
5766	bouncing bouncing prompt greedy sinister fuzzy montera	0		Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +20, Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 32"
5767	skewed Unagnimated Gnome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-08"
5768	gnomish swimmer's ears	0		Better Diver: +10, Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "underwater", Last Available: "2012-08"
5769	gnomish coal miner's lung	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "block", Last Available: "2012-08"
5770	squat gnomish tennis elbow	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "damage", Last Available: "2012-08"
5771	gnomish housemaid's kgnee	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "gain advs", Last Available: "2012-08"
5772	gnomish athlete's foot	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "delevel", Last Available: "2012-08"
5773	gray Thwaitgold maggot statuette	0		
5774	talkative skull	0		
5775	fronts	0		Familiar Weight: +5
5776	gray Lo Pan's sinister Barney's rake	0		Spell Damage: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +30
5778	stale idiot brain	3	decent	
5779	deadly keel-haulin' knife	0		Weapon Damage: +5
5780	ghostly blue wobbly lard-coated ice cream scoop	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
5781	artisanal soft echo eyedrop antidote martini	3	EPIC	
5782	morningwood plank	0		
5783	upside-down raging hardwood plank	0		
5784	blinking maroon weirdwood plank	0		
5785	thick caulk	0		
5786	hard screw	0		
5787	messy butt joint	0		
5788	smut orc keepsake box	0		
5789	bubblin' crude	0		
5790	box of bear arms	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5791	veiny thinker's right bear arm	0		Mysticality: +10, Maximum HP: +10, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Kodiak Moment", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Grizzly Scene", Last Available: "2012-09", Softcore Only: [1-path(Zombie Slayer)]
5792	twirling ghostly experienced cool left bear arm of chilblains	0		Moxie: +5, Experience: +2, Cold Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bear-Backrub", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bear-ly Legal", Last Available: "2012-09", Softcore Only: [1-path(Zombie Slayer)]
5793	jittery Hat O' Nine Tails of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5
5794	irradiated skewed Enchanted Plunger	0		Effect: "Phairly Balanced", Effect Duration: 67
5795	Vulcanized altered Enchanted Flyswatter	0		Effect: "Pride of the Vampire", Effect Duration: 25
5796	aerosolized spinning Gearhead Goo	0		Effect: "Hyperoxygenated Blood", Effect Duration: 51
5797	improved Missing Eye Simulation Device	0		Effect: "Oriental Mysticism", Effect Duration: 69
5798	non-pickled skewed Gnollish Crossdress	0		Effect: "Psalm of Pointiness", Effect Duration: 15
5799	ionized non-enhanced jittery eldritch dough	0		Effect: "In Vino Vires", Effect Duration: 47
5800	extra-colloidal pulsating teal Charity's choker	0		Effect: "Boon of the Storm Tortoise", Effect Duration: 32
5801	warmed Smart Bone Dust	0		Effect: "Spell Transfer Complete", Effect Duration: 48
5802	super-deionized perpendicular guano	0		Effect: "Ruby-ous", Effect Duration: 29
5803	extra-dry blinking White Chocolate Golem Seeds	0		Effect: "The Wisdom... of the Future", Effect Duration: 41
5804	dry frozen Shivering Ch&egrave;vre	0		Effect: "Red-Shirted Escort", Effect Duration: 44
5805	electrified polymerized breath mint	0		Effect: "Pyramid Power", Effect Duration: 42
5806	modified dry twirling muesli	0		Effect: "Moose Wisdom", Effect Duration: 35
5807	modified extra-frozen pulsating glass of warm milk	0		Effect: "Rotten Memories", Effect Duration: 15
5808	quadruple-vacuum-sealed vacuum-sealed glass of gnat milk	0		Effect: "Wreathed in Smoke", Effect Duration: 30
5809	tarnished diffused squat Knob Goblin Mutagen	0		Effect: "Robocamo", Effect Duration: 20
5810	aerosolized twirling Tears of the Quiet Healer	0		Effect: "Memory of Strength", Effect Duration: 49
5811	improved wobbly tube of lipstick	0		Effect: "Abominably Slippery", Effect Duration: 33
5812	adjusted colloidal mirror shaking skelelton spine	0		Effect: "Steroid Boost", Effect Duration: 28
5813	Vulcanized modified wobbly smut orc sunglasses	0		Effect: "The Power of LOV", Effect Duration: 43
5814	quadruple-warmed blob of acid	0		Effect: "[1609]Dancin' Fool", Effect Duration: 31
5815	diffused frozen ghostly spinning flayed mind	0		Effect: "Quiet 'n' Good", Effect Duration: 47
5816	flattened irradiated kobold kibble	0		Effect: "Hood Ridin'", Effect Duration: 53
5817	frozen modified mirror forest spirit rattle	0		Effect: "Twinkly Weapon", Effect Duration: 69
5818	polymerized non-oxidized alkaline Stone Golem pebbles	0		Effect: "Mitre Cut", Effect Duration: 27
5819	quantum tarnished diffused gravy fairy warlock hat	0		Effect: "Rave Nirvana", Effect Duration: 29
5820	frozen Vulcanized cyan bull blubber	0		Effect: "Glittering Eyelashes", Effect Duration: 52
5821	oxidized aerosolized wobbly frog lip-print	0		Effect: "You Liver", Effect Duration: 51
5822	colloidal wobbly bouncing gazely stare	0		Effect: "Human-Human Hybrid", Effect Duration: 62
5823	ionized skewed canopic jar	0		Effect: "There Wolf", Effect Duration: 33
5824	altered green clove-flavored lip balm	0		Effect: "Always be Collecting", Effect Duration: 21
5825	anodized activated huge Skullery Maid's Knee	0		Effect: "Bloody-minded", Effect Duration: 43
5826	dry flattened zombie hollandaise	0		Effect: "Pwnd", Effect Duration: 54
5827	concentrated modified skeletal banana	0		Effect: "Izchak's Blessing", Effect Duration: 41
5828	enhanced bouncing ghostly gilt perfume bottle	0		Effect: "Cool Spirit", Effect Duration: 43
5829	oxidized adjusted twirling janglin' bones	0		Effect: "Feline Ferocity", Effect Duration: 50
5830	wet quadruple-dry pygmy papers	0		Effect: "Norwhalloped", Effect Duration: 56
5831	double-enhanced triple-irradiated skewed pygmy dart	0		Effect: "Blessing of Charcoatl", Effect Duration: 19
5832	double-quantum galvanized secret mummy herbs and spices	0		Effect: "Shredding, Sweating", Effect Duration: 18
5833	energized alkaline brigand brittle	0		Effect: "Spiro Gyro", Effect Duration: 27
5834	double-irradiated anodized holistic headache remedy	0		Effect: "Lifted Spirits", Effect Duration: 16
5835	triple-chilled shaking skewed scrunchie tourniquet	0		Effect: "Funky Coal Patina", Effect Duration: 14
5836	pressed embezzler's oil	0		Effect: "Dexteri Tea", Effect Duration: 28
5837	diffused non-deionized Fu Manchu Wax	0		Effect: "Berry Statistical", Effect Duration: 13
5838	electrified Iiti Kitty Gumdrop	0		Effect: "Burnt 'n' Turnt", Effect Duration: 26
5839	non-oxidized pulsating ravenous eye	0		Effect: "Bats in the Belfry", Effect Duration: 49
5840	altered Rogue Windmill Rouge	0		Effect: "Wax On Your Shoes", Effect Duration: 33
5841	chilled polarized A muse-bouche	0		Effect: "Well Owl Be!", Effect Duration: 56
5842	polarized Vulcanized blue toothbrush	0		Effect: "Cake Caked", Effect Duration: 42
5843	activated pirate cream pie	0		Effect: "Updated", Effect Duration: 61
5844	unsweetened jittery lime green una poca de gracia	0		Effect: "Marinated", Effect Duration: 31
5845	concentrated compressed air canister	0		Effect: "Antsy in your Pantsy", Effect Duration: 48
5846	flattened moist salt water taffy	0		Effect: "One Foot Heavier", Effect Duration: 32
5847	tarnished altered cyan unholy water	0		Effect: "Partially Ghosted", Effect Duration: 22
5848	ionized corrupted tumbling Bangyomaman battle juice	0		Effect: "Grrrrrrreat!", Effect Duration: 48
5849	denatured dry huge olive handyman &quot;hand soap&quot;	0		Effect: "Rave Concentration", Effect Duration: 16
5850	quadruple-tarnished fuchsia space marine flash grenade	0		Effect: "Artificially Sweet", Effect Duration: 25
5851	moist vacuum-sealed concentrated temporary tribal tattoo	0		Effect: "[1701]Hip to the Jive", Effect Duration: 29
5852	chilled blinking huge oil-filled donut	0		Effect: "Bloodstain-Resistant", Effect Duration: 37
5853	dry polymerized stick-on gnome beard	0		Effect: "Patience of the Tortoise", Effect Duration: 37
5854	pickled oxidized ghostly BRICKO stud	0		Effect: "Bloodstain-Resistant", Effect Duration: 17
5855	modified activated Osk'r Chow	0		Effect: "Square to be Hip", Effect Duration: 19
5856	ionized Scuba Snack	0		Effect: "Sweet Nostalgia", Effect Duration: 19
5857	enhanced mirror grey cube	0		Effect: "Wasabi With You", Effect Duration: 27
5858	deionized colloidal purple votive candle	0		Effect: "Indescribable Flavor", Effect Duration: 63
5859	super-ionized tarnished irradiated teal booby trap	0		Effect: "Creepin' Up on You", Effect Duration: 51
5860	modified adjusted twirling mirror Agent Corrigan's cigarette	0		Effect: "Radiated and Grodiated", Effect Duration: 67
5861	dry tumbling good ash	0		Effect: "Rotten Memories", Effect Duration: 42
5862	narrow Tome of Rad Libs	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-09", Skill: "Summon Rad Libs"
5863	upside-down jittery Rad Lib	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5864	papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; glob	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5865	frozen oxidized blurry papier-mochi	0		Effect: "Feline Ferocity", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2012-09"
5866	galvanized oxidized wobbly papier-m&acirc;chaeranthera	0		Effect: "Greasy Visage", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2012-09"
5867	ionized papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; toothpicks	0		Effect: "Frozen Hands", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2012-09"
5868	coward's papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute;te of Flo-Jo	0		Monster Level: -20, Initiative: +100, Alters Page Text, Last Available: "2012-09"
5869	upside-down stanky wicked papier-m&acirc;chine gun	0		Spell Damage: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Alters Page Text, Last Available: "2012-09"
5870	pulsating nasty veiny papier-masque	0		Maximum HP: +10, Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip, Alters Page Text, Last Available: "2012-09"
5871	twirling blue family-friendly papier-mitre of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Alters Page Text, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-09"
5872	bouncing sharpshooter's papier-m&acirc;churidars of Leguizamo	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Monster Level: +20, Alters Page Text, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-09"
5873	jittery shaking papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; plaque	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5874	papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; handle	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5875	papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; base	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5876	papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; bowl	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5877	papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; trophy pi&ntilde;ata	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5878	Rainbow Jello Mould of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20
5879	Pete & Jackie's Dragon Tooth Emporium Catalog	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5880	packet of dragon's teeth	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5881	skeleton	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5882	green sharpshooter's skeleton skis of doom of bravery	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-10"
5883	adequate miniature skeleton quiche	2	good	Last Available: "2012-10"
5884	purple skeletal scabbard	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-10"
5885	skeletal skiff	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5886	rosewater-soaked sizzling supercharged Sinatra's Bonestabber	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Hot Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2012-10"
5887	irresponsibly strong tolerable mirror crystal skeleton vodka	8	good	Last Available: "2012-10"
5888	Lazybones&trade; recliner	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5889	tumbling inspector's auxiliary backbone	0		Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2012-10"
5890	skulldozer egg	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5891	ribcage rollcage	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-10"
5892	aerosolized liquefied that gum you like	0		Effect: "Flaming Weapon", Effect Duration: 26
5893	dreaming Jung man	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12"
5894	skewed Little Crimson Book	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
5895	maroon avatar of the Unconscious Collective	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12"
5896	blinking canary nightlight	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
5897	vaporized green Unconscious Collective Dream Jar	1	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
5898	jar of psychoses (The Suspicious-Looking Guy)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5899	jar of psychoses (The Captain of the Gourd)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5900	jar of psychoses (The Crackpot Mystic)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5901	pulsating jar of psychoses (The Old Man)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5902	spinning jar of psychoses (The Pretentious Artist)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5903	red jar of psychoses (The Meatsmith)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5905	jar of psychoses (Jick)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5906	squat pixel pill	0		
5907	squat pixel energy tank	0		
5908	gray ChibiBuddy&trade; (on)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5909	bouncing forbidden wedding ring of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip
5910	deactivated nanobots	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-11"
5911	nanorhino credit card	0		Last Available: "2012-11"
5912	toasty brawny Solstice Shield	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +5
5913	deionized mirror tumbling candy sushi set	0		Effect: "Greasy Flavor", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2012-12"
5914	Vulcanized extra-pressed mirror gray sweet mochi ball	0		Effect: "Wallflowering", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2012-12"
5915	aerosolized super-frozen beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "Artificially Sweet", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2012-12"
5916	electrified diffused narrow sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "Always be Collecting", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5917	chilled cyan cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "You Read The Manual", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2012-12"
5918	reassuring plastic animelf	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2012-12"
5919	twirling wobbly strapping plastic ChibiBuddy&trade;	0		Muscle: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5920	plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2012-12"
5921	huge plastic Uncle Crimboku of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5922	cyan auspicious plastic MechaElf	0		Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5923	plastic ingot	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5924	electrical thingamabob	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5925	teal jittery ChibiBuddy&trade; (off)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5926	BittyCar MeatCar	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5927	red BittyCar HotCar	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5928	brainwave-controlled unicorn horn of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Uni-Gore", Familiar Effect: "atk, 5xVolley, cap 2", Last Available: "2012-12"
5929	bubble-wrap simulator	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5930	blind-packed capsule toy	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5931	squat up-at-dawn rock-hard fortified plastic four-shadowed mime	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Damage Reduction: 5, Adventures: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5932	narrow dangerous dance instructor's plastic Bugbear Captain	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Weapon Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5933	stylish plastic Rene C. Corman of mayonnaise	0		Moxie: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5934	pulsating rosy-cheeked plastic Lord Flameface of the overflowing toilet	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5935	tumbling frightening plastic Beebee King	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5936	Temple Grandin's plastic Queen Bee	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2012-12"
5937	censurious plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2012-12"
5938	arcane researcher's plastic Clancy the Minstrel	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5939	wobbly quilted plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Last Available: "2012-12"
5940	healthy plastic spiderbugbear	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5941	pulsating stiffened plastic peacannon	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Last Available: "2012-12"
5942	scandalous plastic the Free Man	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5943	plastic fire servant of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
5944	olive upside-down smartaleck's plastic mumblebee	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Last Available: "2012-12"
5945	censurious plastic moneybee	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2012-12"
5946	grievous plastic beebee gunners	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2012-12"
5947	Sherlock's plastic beebee queue	0		Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
5948	stanky plastic buzzerker	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
5949	cyan skewed plastic bee swarm	0		Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5950	padded plastic batbugbear	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5951	wholesome plastic bugaboo	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5952	twirling Sinatra's plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5953	up-at-dawn plastic ops bugbear	0		Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5954	supercool plastic hypodermic bugbear	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5955	hale plastic cavebugbear	0		Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5956	olive beefy plastic Norville Rogers	0		Muscle: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5957	extremely unsafe plastic Scott the Miner	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2012-12"
5958	dance instructor's plastic angry space marine	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5959	ghostly lion tamer's plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2012-12"
5960	slick plastic Father McGruber	0		Moxie: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5961	shaking cyan tumbling plastic Hank North, Photojournalist of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2012-12"
5962	wholesome plastic blazing bat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5963	wobbly squat banded baleful electronic dulcimer pants	0		Spell Damage: +25, Damage Absorption: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play Hog Fiddle", Familiar Effect: "8xPotato, cap 2", Last Available: "2012-12"
5964	A-Boo clue	0		
5965	scorching Tesla Frown Exerciser	0		Hot Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5966	cyan soul monocle	0		Single Equip
5967	soul doorbell	0		
5968	soul coin	0		
5969	soul knife	0		
5970	huge Fonzie's soul mask	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Single Equip
5971	mirror record of infuriating silence	0		Skill: "Silent Slam", Last Available: "2012-10"
5972	record of infuriating silence (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Slam", Last Available: "2012-10"
5973	red record of tranquil silence	0		Skill: "Silent Squirt", Last Available: "2012-10"
5974	record of tranquil silence (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Squirt", Last Available: "2012-10"
5975	skewed record of menacing silence	0		Skill: "Silent Slice", Last Available: "2012-10"
5976	record of menacing silence (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Slice", Last Available: "2012-10"
5977	wholesome supercool silent beret of doom	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 3"
5978	tasty enchanted slice of pizza	3	awesome	Effect: "Stands Alone", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2013-02"
5979	huge coin	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5980	cartoon heart	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5981	blurry wobbly star	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5982	perfectly mixed practically non-alcoholic tankard of ale	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-02"
5983	jittery vial of holy water	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5984	yellow stanky forbidden cloth cap of the glutton	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-02"
5985	MacGyver's personal trainer's iron dagger of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2013-02"
5986	massive flavorless hamburger	8	decent	Last Available: "2013-02"
5987	dollar-sign bag	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5988	lime green potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5989	wobbly potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5990	artisanal high-proof bottle of wine	7	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-02"
5991	spinning round bomb	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5992	mirror sharpshooter's iron helmet of the ox of the dark arts	0		Muscle: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-02"
5993	twirling flame-retardant chilly steel sword of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Cold Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2013-02"
5994	flavorless special whole roasted chicken	3	decent	Effect: "Scavengers Scavenging", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2013-02"
5995	teal upside-down massive gemstone	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5996	extra-strength potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5997	twirling potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5998	strong perfectly mixed blue shining goblet	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-02"
5999	fireball	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6000	mansplainer's sharpshooter's crown of temperance	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Monster Level: +15, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "3xGhoul, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-02"
6001	wobbly ruddy padded weightlifter's sword	0		Muscle: +15, Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2013-02"
6002	horrifying extremely unsafe Helm of the Scream Emperor of the sweet-tooth	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spooky Damage: +25, Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xFairy, cap 30", Last Available: "2013-02"
6003	aromatic medical-grade studded Cloak of Dire Shadows	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Stench Resistance: +1, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2013-02"
6004	spinning Van der Graaf brawny Sword of Dark Omens of extreme caution	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Monster Level: -25, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2013-02"
6005	tumbling double-paned foul-smelling manspreader's Shield of Icy Fate	0		Monster Level: +10, Stench Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2013-02"
6006	nasty friendly smooth Greaves of the Murk Lord	0		Moxie: +15, Familiar Weight: +3, Stench Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 30", Last Available: "2013-02"
6007	maroon sizzling steel-toed Rosewater's Gauntlets of the Blood Moon	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Damage Reduction: 9, Hot Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-02"
6008	twirling lightning-fast flame-retardant sinister Boots of Twilight Whispers	0		Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Initiative: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-02"
6009	narrow rosewater-soaked Herculean Belt of Howling Anger of the boozehound	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Stench Resistance: +3, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-02"
6010	blurry blurry perfumed logging hatchet	0		Stench Resistance: +5
6011	skewed narrow orc wrist of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20
6012	ghostly wholesome freshwater pearl necklace	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10
6013	electrified stylish orcish stud-finder	0		Moxie: +25, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
6014	squat screwing pooch of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25
6015	anodized diffused orcish hand lotion	0		Effect: "Provocative Perkiness", Effect Duration: 62
6016	activated orcish rubber	0		Effect: "Industrial Strength Starch", Effect Duration: 52
6017	adjusted dry quantum orcish nailing lube	0		Effect: "Slimy Flavor", Effect Duration: 19
6018	practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed backwoods screwdriver	1	super EPIC	
6019	loadstone of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100
6020	huge executive scorching Claybender glasses	0		Hot Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip
6021	Duskwalker fangs of the wise owl of courage	0		Mysticality: +20, Spooky Resistance: +3
6022	Space Tourist Phaser	0		
6023	horrifying dance instructor's Whoompa Fur Pants	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spooky Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 27"
6024	shaking avaricious Whatsian Ionic Pliers	0		Meat Drop: +30
6025	corrupted improved galvanized Polysniff Perfume	0		Effect: "Kissed By Fire", Effect Duration: 23
6026	Duskwalker syringe	0		
6027	Space Tours Tripple	0		
6028	wobbly Battlie Light Saver	0		
6029	tumbling T.U.R.D.S. Key	0		
6030	skewed greasy dress pants	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, cap 28"
6031	gray friendly badge of authority	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Single Equip
6032	tumbling sizzling motorcycle boots of doom	0		Hot Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
6033	olive careful ruddy stolen necklace	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Monster Level: -10
6034	tumbling sizzling Annie Oakley's troll britches	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, cap 28"
6035	polarized maroon vial of The Glistening	0		Effect: "Leo Rising", Effect Duration: 22
6036	artisanal upside-down artisanal limoncello	4	EPIC	
6037	yellow ginger ale	0		
6038	rotten snack-sized incredible pizza	2	crappy	
6039	skewed veiny stiffened oil cap	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum HP: +10, Familiar Effect: "cap 28"
6040	Sherlock's Da Vinci's oil lamp	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Item Drop: +25
6041	tumbling extremely unsafe oil slacks	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 30"
6042	wicked oil pan	0		Spell Damage: +5
6043	boid	0		
6044	woim	0		
6045	upside-down Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	0		
6046	BittyCar SoulCar	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6047	cyan lion tamer's quilted Misty Cloak	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Experience (familiar): +2
6048	ribald Annie Oakley's Misty Robe	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +10
6049	perfumed Jack Frost's energetic Misty Cape	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +5
6050	skewed woimbook	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6051	mirror Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6052	jumbo stale Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	5	decent	Last Available: "2012-12"
6053	distilled lousy skewed Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	5	decent	Last Available: "2012-12"
6054	ionized Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	0		Effect: "Jungle Juiced", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2012-12"
6055	psychoanalytic jar	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6056	The Sword in the Steak	0		Last Available: "2013-12", Wiki Name: "The Sword in the Steak (item)"
6057	upside-down Meatcleaver of the brute of the overflowing toilet	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2013-12"
6058	spinning supercool Crimbo Elf bobble-head	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
6059	medical-grade Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2012-12"
6060	fortified Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Last Available: "2012-12"
6061	therapeutic Crimbo tree flocker	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2012-12"
6062	skewed stiffened Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Last Available: "2012-12"
6063	medical-grade Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2012-12"
6064	sharp tin strip	0		
6065	tumbling skewed wad of spider silk	0		
6066	shaking shaking goblin collarbone	0		
6067	chilly rosy-cheeked Truthsayer	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6068	huge loose blade	0		
6069	goblin bone hilt	0		
6070	lime green sword blade	0		
6071	upside-down Thinknerd's Grimoire of Geeky Gifts	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12", Skill: "Summon Geeky Gifts"
6072	confusing LED clock	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6073	diffused spinning maroon haggis-infused soap	0		Effect: "Some Cheese with Your Wine", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2012-12"
6074	wet magicberry tablets	0		Effect: "Towering Strength", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2012-12"
6075	tarnished magnetized 37x37x37 puzzle cube	0		Effect: "Hot Hands", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2012-12"
6076	irresponsibly strong fancy drinkable pulsating squat McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	7	good	Effect: "Drunk With Power", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2012-12"
6077	rotten haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis	4	crappy	Last Available: "2012-12"
6078	home robotics kit	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6079	school calculator watch	0		Last Available: "2012-12", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.25
6080	spinning green sage haggis socks	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Haggis Kick", Last Available: "2012-12"
6081	airblaster gun	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Air Blast", Last Available: "2012-12"
6082	Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6083	blurry actual reality goggles	0		Single Equip, Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12"
6084	Mr. Haggis	0		Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2012-12"
6085	skewed magnetic sculpture kit	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6086	Socratic Microplushie: Otakulone	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Last Available: "2012-12"
6087	tumbling educational Microplushie: Hippylase	0		Experience: +1, Last Available: "2012-12"
6088	Microplushie: Bropane of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
6089	supercool Microplushie: Sororitrate	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
6090	hardy Microplushie: Gothochondria	0		Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2012-12"
6091	huge beefy Microplushie: Raverdrine	0		Muscle: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
6092	narrow narrow dance instructor's Microplushie: Hobomosome	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
6093	double-paned Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
6094	tumbling smooth Microplushie: Dorkonide	0		Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2012-12"
6095	Usain Bolt's Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	0		Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2012-12"
6096	auspicious Microplushie: Hipsterine	0		Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
6097	classy monkey	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6098	gourd potion	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6099	Thinknerd T-Shirt of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2012-12"
6100	narrow pile of useless robot parts	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6101	cyan homemade robot	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6102	tumbling squat blinking homemade robot gear	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6103	bouncing Artist's Whisk of Misery	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6104	Artist's Butterknife of Regret	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6105	mirror Artist's Spatula of Despair	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6106	squat ghostly Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6107	Artist's Cr&egrave;me Brul&eacute;e Torch of Fury	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6108	skewed zippy Ginsu&trade; of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6109	pulsating bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6110	red bubble-wrap simulator (half broken)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6111	cyan bubble-wrap simulator (one button left)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6112	blinking zaibatsu lobby card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6113	wobbly zaibatsu level 1 card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6114	zaibatsu level 2 card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6115	shaking narrow zaibatsu level 3 card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6116	CEO office card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6117	test site key	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6118	goggles	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6119	abacus	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6120	ghostly bonsai tree	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6121	extra-dry artisanal Chinese beer	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-12"
6122	cat statue	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6123	purple rhinoceros horn	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6124	lime green furry pink pillow	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6125	adjusted jittery bouncing bottle of limeade	0		Effect: "Good Motivator", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2013-12"
6126	maroon Jack Frost's Socratic novelty tattoo sleeves	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6127	jittery ghostly red pair of rhinoceros horns	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6128	tumbling furry brown pillow	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6129	makeshift yakuza mask of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
6130	piece	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6131	toy taijijian	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6132	battery	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6133	Sherlock's White Dragon Fang of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Item Drop: 30, Last Available: "2013-12"
6134	bouncing energetic butterfly knife	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6135	tube of herbal ointment	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6136	bouncing pencil kunai	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6137	tumbling chaotic weighted paperclip chain	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6138	great capacitor	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6139	skewed Usain Bolt's rubber gloves	0		Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2013-12"
6140	Chinese curse words	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6141	triad summoning scroll	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6142	moldy miniature roasted duck	2	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
6143	adequate dead meat bun	3	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
6144	prompt cat collar	0		Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6145	zippy inspector's suspicious-looking fedora	0		Item Drop: +15, Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 15", Last Available: "2013-12"
6147	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6148	Deactivated MiniMechaElf	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6149	MiniMechaElf Laser Punch Missile Launcher	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6150	Snow Suit	0		Familiar Weight: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2013-01"
6151	carrot nose	0		Last Available: "2013-01"
6152	half-sized decent carrot cake	2	good	Last Available: "2013-01"
6153	enchanted acceptable carrot claret	3	good	Effect: "Turtle Power", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-01"
6154	pickled fuchsia carrot juice	1	crappy	Effect: "Oxygenated Blood", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2013-01"
6155	pulsating pixel power cell	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6156	flickering pixel	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6157	Tesla strapping Byte	0		Muscle: +5, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6158	shaking stiffened anger blaster	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Rage Flame", Last Available: "2013-12"
6159	doubt cannon of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Doubt Shackles", Last Available: "2013-12"
6160	clever fear condenser	0		Maximum MP: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fear Vapor", Last Available: "2013-12"
6161	huge tumbling thinker's regret hose	0		Mysticality: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tear Wave", Last Available: "2013-12"
6162	fuchsia Young Man's Crew Sequester	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6163	Young Man's Cargo Load	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6164	executive asbestos-lined commodore's hat	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2013-12"
6165	narrow naval trousers of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato", Last Available: "2013-12"
6166	green lard-coated fortified deck cannon	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6167	ornamental sextant of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6168	perfumed boxer's Bloodbath	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6169	drinkable green Hundred Headed IPA	4	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
6170	spoiled green chum	3	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
6171	Vulcanized wobbly crude crudit&eacute;s	0		Effect: "Ooh, Sour!", Effect Duration: 44
6172	vacuum-sealed concentrated candy crayons	0		Effect: "Frosty the Hitman", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2020-09"
6173	Jack Frost's thinker's pixel grappling hook	0		Mysticality: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +50
6174	cyan GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6175	mirror GameInformPowerDailyPro walkthru	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6176	cosmic egg	0		
6177	huge cosmic dough	0		
6178	cyan cosmic vegetable	0		
6179	cosmic cheese	0		
6180	cosmic potted meat product	0		
6181	spinning cosmic potato	0		
6182	twirling cosmic cream	0		
6183	cosmic fruit	0		
6184	auspicious supercharged occult Jarlsberg's hat	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Item Drop: +10
6185	normal jumbo consummate hard-boiled egg	5	good	
6186	stale consummate fried egg	3	decent	
6187	thick spoiled consummate egg salad	5	crappy	
6188	flavorless consummate bagel	4	decent	
6189	adequate low-calorie twirling consummate sliced bread	1	good	
6190	jumbo decent consummate hot dog bun	5	good	
6191	normal consummate brownie	3	good	
6192	adequate thick consummate toast	5	good	
6193	practically non-alcoholic bad mirror passable stout	1	decent	
6194	stale half-sized blurry consummate soup	2	decent	
6195	normal enchanted consummate corn chips	4	good	Effect: "Memory of Attractiveness", Effect Duration: 35
6196	half-sized toothsome consummate salad	2	awesome	
6197	stale blinking consummate salsa	3	decent	
6198	flavorless snack-sized consummate sauerkraut	2	decent	
6199	spoiled consummate cheese slice	4	crappy	
6200	adequate consummate melted cheese	4	good	
6201	moldy low-calorie consummate bacon	1	crappy	
6202	stale blinking shaking consummate meatloaf	3	decent	
6203	rotten thick mirror consummate steak	5	crappy	
6204	stale squat consummate cuts	3	decent	
6205	tiny spoiled consummate frankfurter	1	crappy	
6206	stale jumbo consummate french fries	5	decent	
6207	toothsome consummate baked potato	3	awesome	
6208	spirit-forward bad acceptable vodka	5	decent	
6209	normal consummate ice cream	4	good	
6210	moldy small consummate whipped cream	2	crappy	
6211	massive yummy upside-down consummate cream	9	awesome	
6212	low-calorie rotten consummate strawberries	1	crappy	
6213	rotten small blinking consummate sorbet	2	crappy	
6214	watered-down tolerable adequate rum	2	good	
6215	aged huge mediocre lager	3	awesome	
6216	spoiled pulsating immaculate grilled cheese	3	crappy	
6217	stale immaculate ice cream sandwich	3	decent	
6218	small adequate immaculate hot dog	2	good	
6219	bite-sized rotten immaculate egg salad sandwich	1	crappy	
6220	moldy big perfect sandwich	5	crappy	
6221	toothsome perfect chef salad	3	awesome	
6222	tasty perfect breakfast	4	awesome	
6223	moldy miniature purple sublime deluxe hot dog	2	crappy	
6224	normal jumbo sublime stew	5	good	
6225	delicious blinking sublime nachos	3	awesome	
6226	moldy Ultimate Breakfast Sandwich	3	crappy	
6227	half-sized moldy Loaded Baked Potato	2	crappy	
6228	adequate massive fuchsia Omega Sundae	7	good	
6229	delicious Das Sauerlager	3	awesome	
6230	watered-down bad Bologna Lambic	2	decent	
6231	tolerable practically non-alcoholic Vodka Dog	1	good	
6232	acceptable weak upside-down Disappointed Russian	2	good	
6233	perfectly mixed watered-down lime green Chunky Mary	2	EPIC	
6234	smooth Nachojito	4	awesome	
6235	delicious irresponsibly strong Le Roi	9	awesome	
6236	irresponsibly strong drinkable tumbling wobbly green Over Easy Rider	10	good	
6237	cosmic six-pack	0		
6239	boiled cube of ectoplasm	0		Effect: "Raging Animal", Effect Duration: 32
6240	corrupted modified Illuminati earpiece	0		Effect: "Pumped Up", Effect Duration: 15
6241	triple-diffused chilled anodized mirror censored can label	0		Effect: "Stinky Weapon", Effect Duration: 11
6242	galvanized boiled ectoplasm <i>au jus</i>	0		Effect: "Eyes for Miles", Effect Duration: 52
6243	modified electrified vacuum-sealed the kindest cut	0		Effect: "Bright!", Effect Duration: 27
6244	extra-altered Vulcanized polarized wobbly cat's paw	0		Effect: "Insulated Trousers", Effect Duration: 47
6245	alkaline colloidal liquefied blurry ASCII fu manchu	0		Effect: "Pla-see-bo", Effect Duration: 67
6246	dry diffused demonic surgical gloves	0		Effect: "So You Can Work More...", Effect Duration: 15
6247	energized magnetized spinning squat clip-on ninja tie	0		Effect: "Mushroom Melody", Effect Duration: 61
6248	liquefied gamer slurry	0		Effect: "Blood-Gorged", Effect Duration: 62
6249	dungeoneering kit	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6250	tumbling prompt wool greasy Samson's brawny numberwang of vim and vigor	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Adventures: +3, Single Equip
6251	non-quantum ionized extra-chilled shaking scroll of Protection from Bad Stuff	0		Effect: "A View to Some Meat", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2013-02"
6252	non-alkaline non-alkaline scroll of Puddingskin	0		Effect: "Bandersnatched", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2013-02"
6253	Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb	0		Skill: "Walberg's Dim Bulb"
6254	wobbly Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot	0		Skill: "Singer's Faithful Ocelot"
6255	skewed Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise	0		Skill: "Drescher's Annoying Noise"
6256	dried gelatinous cube	0		
6257	pile of dungeon junk	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6258	horrifying studded grievous Sinatra's Staff of the Healthy Breakfast	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Damage Absorption: +80, Spooky Damage: +25, Jiggle: "Recover Some HP"
6259	green wool mansplainer's healthy beefy Staff of the Staff of Life	0		Muscle: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Monster Level: +15, Cold Resistance: +1, Jiggle: "Full HP Recovery"
6260	ghostly mirror resourceful experienced Staff of the Light Lunch of the dark arts	0		Experience: +2, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP: +50, Jiggle: "Deal Some Cold Damage"
6261	blue narrow greasy lion tamer's educational Staff of the Standalone Cheese	0		Experience: +1, Experience (familiar): +2, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Jiggle: "Banish opponent for the rest of the day"
6262	mirror brawny strapping Staff of the Hearty Dinner of Gandalf	0		Muscle: +5, Muscle Percent: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Jiggle: "Weaken Bad Guy"
6263	steel-toed baleful Staff of the All-Steak of the businessman	0		Spell Damage: +25, Damage Reduction: 9, Meat Drop: +50, Jiggle: "Massive Bonus to Item Drops"
6264	fortified dance instructor's Staff of Fruit Salad of the blizzard	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Damage Absorption: +60, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Jiggle: "Deal Some Prismatic Damage"
6265	Tesla supercool Staff of the Cream of the Cream of the blizzard	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Jiggle: "Attune to Monster's Essence"
6266	tumbling jar of protein powder	0		
6267	decent grain of protein powder	3	good	
6268	aerosolized irradiated pec oil	0		Effect: "Human-Machine Hybrid", Effect Duration: 44
6269	avaricious gym membership card	0		Meat Drop: +30
6270	diffused Squat-Thrust Magazine	0		Effect: "Mystically Oiled", Effect Duration: 12
6271	blurry massive dumbbell	0		
6272	smelly supercool penguin keychain	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +10
6273	chilled pickled pulsating O'RLY manual	0		Effect: "On Pins and Needles", Effect Duration: 53
6274	drinkable practically non-alcoholic narrow open sauce	1	good	
6275	jittery rosy-cheeked turkey leg of bravery	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Spooky Resistance: +5
6276	drinkable Ye Olde Meade	4	good	
6277	Vulcanized Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick	0		Effect: "Patience of the Tortoise", Effect Duration: 39
6278	Ye Olde Medieval Insult	0		
6279	blue fortified pewter claymore	0		Damage Absorption: +60
6280	gray artisanal rice peeler of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3
6281	normal heirloom grape tomato	3	good	
6282	ghostly chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli	0		
6283	brawny brown felt tophat	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6284	gear	0		
6285	energetic Mark I Steam-Hat of the boozehound	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Booze Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6286	Van der Graaf shellacked Mark II Steam-Hat of extreme caution	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Monster Level: -25, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6287	auspicious family-friendly sizzling forbidden Mark III Steam-Hat	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Hot Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6288	zippy scorching Mark IV Steam-Hat of extreme caution of courage of the sweet-tooth	0		Monster Level: -25, Hot Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +3, Candy Drop: +100, Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6289	Tesla energetic dance instructor's sage Mark V Steam-Hat of the pedagogue	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience: +3, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum MP Percent: +20, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Death Ray", Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6290	jittery steam-powered model rocketship	0		
6291	fuchsia bouncing mansplainer's punk rock jacket of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Monster Level: +15
6292	Jim Carey's arcane researcher's safety pin	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Monster Level: +25
6293	moldy snack-sized lime green stolen sushi	2	crappy	
6294	purple very overdue library book	0		
6295	drum 'n' bass 'n' drum 'n' bass record	0		
6296	cosmic bucket	0		Free Pull
6297	fragment of Jarlsberg's soul	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-06"
6298	tumbling Thwaitgold firefly statuette	0		
6299	model airship	0		
6300	polymerized corrupted huge Super Weight-Gain 9000	0		Effect: "Pisces in the Skyces", Effect Duration: 64
6301	altered possibility potion	0		Effect: "Pumped Stomach", Effect Duration: 18
6302	pulsating eleven-foot pole	0		
6303	ring of Detect Boring Doors	0		
6304	greedy inspector's nippy stiffened Jarlsberg's pan (Cosmic portal mode) of Calamity Jane	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Cold Damage: +10, Item Drop: +15, Meat Drop: +20, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Jarlsberg)]
6305	scorching dog trainer's manspreader's personal trainer's strapping Jarlsberg's pan	0		Muscle: +5, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Monster Level: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Hot Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Jarlsberg)]
6306	Cosmic Calorie	0		Last Available: "2013-03"
6307	non-diffused celestial olive oil	0		Effect: "Stop the Presses!", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2013-03"
6308	double-magnetized shaking celestial carrot juice	0		Effect: "Dreadful Heat", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2013-03"
6309	double-modified quadruple-colloidal celestial au jus	0		Effect: "Lemony Goodness", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2013-03"
6310	liquefied celestial squid ink	0		Effect: "Happy Salamander", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2013-03"
6311	rosy-cheeked Uncle Buck	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Softcore Only
6312	crate of fish meat	0		
6313	damp wallet	0		
6314	pipe	0		Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 10
6315	Socratic SCUBA tank of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Adventure Underwater
6316	twirling ruddy forbidden deep six-shooter	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP Percent: +40
6317	stiffened baleful sea chaps	0		Spell Damage: +25, Damage Reduction: 1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xBarrr"
6318	Usain Bolt's Jim Carey's sea holster of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: 0, Initiative: +80, Single Equip
6319	boiled aerosolized squat shavin' razor	0		Effect: "Slightly Mutated", Effect Duration: 51
6320	steel-toed long-forgotten necklace	0		Damage Reduction: 9
6321	pearl	0		
6322	blinking sea lace	0		
6323	nasty groovy jam band of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Moxie Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +5
6324	spinning Oprah's wicked Rosewater's aquamariner's ring	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Spell Damage: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Single Equip
6325	up-at-dawn family-friendly aquamariner's necklace of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Adventures: +5, Single Equip
6326	banded Fonzie's pearl diver's ring	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Damage Absorption: +100, Single Equip
6327	upside-down inspector's Samson's pearl diver's necklace	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip
6328	sushi doily	0		
6329	scimitar cozy	0		
6330	blinking lime green fish stick cozy	0		
6331	bazooka cozy	0		
6332	wobbly teal double-paned scorching fortified cozy scimitar	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Hot Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +5, Breakable
6333	zippy steel-toed Staff of the Cozy Fish of Gandalf	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Initiative: +20, Breakable
6334	hardened cozy bazooka of the wise owl of Flo-Jo	0		Mysticality: +20, Damage Reduction: 3, Initiative: +100, Breakable
6335	hardened sea mantle of mayonnaise	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
6336	veiny Newton's sea shawl	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum HP: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +150
6337	beefy sea cape of the brazier	0		Muscle: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +15
6338	upside-down saltwaterbed	0		
6339	mirror wicked Socratic muddy pirate hat	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spell Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 31"
6340	fortified boxer's floral-print skirt	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Damage Absorption: +60, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 2xPotato, cap 15"
6341	Jeselnik's educational spectral axe	0		Experience: +1, Sleaze Damage: +25
6342	olive dance instructor's educational super-strong air freshener	0		Experience: +1, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
6343	irradiated huge Mer-kin lipstick	0		Effect: "Twenty-three Squid, Ew", Effect Duration: 40
6344	Mer-kin mouthsoap	0		
6345	improved mirror Mer-kin strongjuice	0		Effect: "Remaining Alive", Effect Duration: 41
6346	Mer-kin fitbrine	0		
6347	super-polarized Mer-kin ragejuice	0		Effect: "Piratey Flavor", Effect Duration: 22
6348	crafty Mer-kin dragbelt	0		Maximum MP: +10, Experience (Muscle): +20, Single Equip
6349	crafty Mer-kin eyeglasses	0		Maximum MP: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +20, Single Equip
6350	flame-retardant Mer-kin gutgirdle	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Experience (Moxie): +20, Single Equip
6351	Mer-kin finpaddle of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100
6352	squat lard-coated Mer-kin stopwatch	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +50
6353	jittery Mer-kin dreadscroll	0		
6354	galvanized huge Mer-kin smartjuice	0		Effect: "The Solution", Effect Duration: 14
6355	warmed deionized jittery Mer-kin cooljuice	0		Effect: "Permafrosty", Effect Duration: 55
6356	Mer-kin worktea	0		
6357	Mer-kin knucklebone	0		
6358	Mer-kin darkbook	0		Skill: "Deep Dark Visions"
6359	smooth Mer-kin begsign	0		Moxie: +15, Meat Drop: +40
6360	blurry Libram of Pulled Taffy	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-04", Skill: "Summon Taffy"
6361	flattened pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Fit To Be Tide", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2013-04"
6362	pickled pulled indigo taffy	0		Effect: "You Liver", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2013-04"
6363	polymerized enhanced narrow upside-down pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Feroci Tea", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2013-04"
6364	oxidized pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Bootyliciousness", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2013-04"
6365	extra-pickled dry pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Full Bottle in front of Me", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2013-04"
6366	modified altered pulled violet taffy	0		Effect: "Elron's Explosive Etude", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2013-04"
6367	colloidal moist skewed pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Nightlit", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2013-04"
6368	huge Mer-kin hallpass	0		
6369	squat lump of clay	0		
6370	twisted piece of wire	0		
6371	hand-crafted spirit-forward can of the cheapest beer	5	EPIC	
6372	acceptable upside-down bottle of fruity &quot;wine&quot;	3	good	
6373	perfectly mixed shaking single swig of vodka	3	EPIC	
6374	angry inch	0		
6375	tumbling curative testy toolbox	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Rollover Effect Duration: 11
6376	Jick-o-User	0		
6378	eraser nubbin	0		
6379	cyan chlorine crystal	0		
6380	activated super-unsweetened ph balancer	0		Effect: "Cockroach Scurry", Effect Duration: 14
6381	colloidal nitrogenated mysterious chemical residue	0		Effect: "Impregnabili Tea", Effect Duration: 36
6382	nugget of sodium	0		
6383	root beer	1	decent	
6384	squat jigsaw blade	0		
6385	huge wood screw	0		
6386	red spinning balsa plank	0		
6387	blob of wood glue	0		
6388	envyfish egg	0		Last Available: "2013-04"
6389	extra-dry moist Mer-kin rocksalt	0		Effect: "Stuck-Up Hair", Effect Duration: 16
6390	dry jittery Mer-kin saltmint	0		Effect: "Fancy Feasted", Effect Duration: 16
6391	vacuum-sealed polarized Mer-kin saltsquid	0		Effect: "Visions of the Deep Dark Deeps", Effect Duration: 48
6392	blurry dog trainer's Tesla scale-mail underwear	0		Experience (familiar): +1, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley"
6393	liquefied comb jelly	0		Effect: "Tiki Thoughtfulness", Effect Duration: 13
6394	anemone sauce	0		
6395	inky squid sauce	0		
6396	teal Mer-kin weaksauce	0		
6397	ghostly peanut sauce	0		
6398	skewed glass	0		
6399	electrified dry twirling Boss Drops	0		Effect: "Bureaucratized", Effect Duration: 18
6400	Mer-kin lunchbox	0		
6401	chilled dry ionized gray tear	0		Effect: "Healthy Blue Glow", Effect Duration: 46
6402	non-polarized wobbly jagged tooth	0		Effect: "Fungal Fortification", Effect Duration: 23
6403	wet grisly shell fragment	0		Effect: "Flame-Retardant Trousers", Effect Duration: 51
6404	triple-deionized moist skewed violent pastilles	0		Effect: "Stopping to Smell the Flowers", Effect Duration: 59
6405	colloidal unsweetened worst candy	0		Effect: "Power Ballad of the Arrowsmith", Effect Duration: 40
6406	triple-cold-filtered polymerized teal fudge-shaped hole in space-time	0		Effect: "Thunderspell", Effect Duration: 62
6407	fireproof flame-wreathed scorching Pocket Square of Loathing	0		Hot Damage: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Cloathing
6408	yellow corrupted stardust	0		
6409	Star Spawn	0		
6410	bow from beyond the stars	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6411	mirror KoLHS Pep Squad Box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-09"
6412	shaking skull	0		No Pull
6413	narrow Order of the Green Thumb Order Form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-04"
6414	tumbling clutch of dodecapede eggs	0		
6415	decent flavorless gruel	3	good	
6416	small yummy mana curds	2	awesome	
6417	twist of lime	0		
6418	pencil stub	0		
6419	flattened flattened wet spinning moth dust	0		Effect: "Oriental Mysticism", Effect Duration: 20
6420	dry wobbly fuchsia twirling glob of spoiled mayo	0		Effect: "Creepypasted", Effect Duration: 65
6421	tonic djinn	0		
6422	flavorless fancy thick vampire chowder	5	decent	Effect: "Hopped Up on Goofballs", Effect Duration: 10
6423	Tales of Dread	0		Free Pull
6424	jittery Dreadsylvanian skeleton key	0		
6425	jittery lime green Official Seal of Dreadsylvania	0		
6426	tasty fuchsia Dreadsylvanian stew	4	awesome	
6427	acceptable mirror Dreadsylvanian	3	good	
6428	galvanized frozen blinking Dreadsylvanian flask	0		Effect: "Alchemical, Brother", Effect Duration: 38
6429	pressed huge Dreadsylvanian flask	0		Effect: "Boon of She-Who-Was", Effect Duration: 43
6430	gravedigger's dreadful fedora of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Damage: +10, Kruegerand Drop: 5, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xLep"
6431	hardened dreadful sweater	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Kruegerand Drop: 5
6432	yellow healthy dreadful glove	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Kruegerand Drop: 5
6433	Freddy Kruegerand	0		
6434	wobbly Mark of the Bugbear	0		
6435	Mark of the Werewolf	0		
6436	Mark of the Zombie	0		
6437	Mark of the Ghost	0		
6438	shaking Mark of the Vampire	0		
6439	Mark of the Skeleton	0		
6440	upside-down coward's Van der Graaf MacGyver's Covers-Your-Head	0		Maximum MP: +100, Monster Level: -20, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xVolley"
6441	electrified padded occult Drapes-You-Regally	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Damage Absorption: +20, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Class: "Disco Bandit"
6442	mirror aromatic grievous supercool Warms-Your-Tush	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Stench Resistance: +1, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato"
6443	resourceful Fonzie's Helps-You-Sleep	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum MP: +50, Single Equip, Blind
6444	greasy Jim Carey's Quiets-Your-Steps of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Monster Level: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
6445	hardy deadly Protects-Your-Junk	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum HP: +50, Single Equip
6446	bad Gets-You-Drunk	4	decent	
6447	family-friendly deadly strapping Great Wolf's headband	0		Muscle: +5, Weapon Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley"
6448	mansplainer's energetic Great Wolf's left paw of chilblains	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Monster Level: +15, Cold Damage: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Great Slash"
6449	jittery lion tamer's supercool Great Wolf's right paw of the businessman	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience (familiar): +2, Meat Drop: +50, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Great Slash"
6450	green wicked Great Wolf's rocket launcher of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Spell Damage: +5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Rocket"
6451	Great Wolf's beastly trousers of the pedagogue of the bloodbag	0		Experience: +3, Maximum HP: +100, Item Drop: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1.5xWhelp"
6452	tumbling wobbly Great Wolf's lice	0		
6453	pressed quantum huge Hunger&trade; Sauce	0		Effect: "Fishily Speeding", Effect Duration: 44
6454	narrow executive zombie mariachi hat of the ox of terror	0		Muscle: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep"
6455	skewed manspreader's zombie accordion of the ox of Leguizamo	0		Muscle: +20, Monster Level: 30, Class: "Accordion Thief", Single Equip, Song Duration: 20
6456	flame-retardant zombie mariachi pants of doom of the cheetah	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Hot Resistance: +1, Initiative: +60, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy"
6457	flame-wreathed electrified thinker's HOA regulation book	0		Mysticality: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
6458	Usain Bolt's quilted HOA zombie eyes of the sweet-tooth	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Candy Drop: +100, Initiative: +80, Single Equip
6459	HOA citation pad	0		
6460	wriggling severed nose	0		
6461	teal blurry nosy nose ringy ring	0		Familiar Weight: +15
6462	frosty Da Vinci's educational Mayor Ghost's toupee	0		Experience: +1, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
6463	wobbly double-paned Mayor Ghost's cloak of the brazier of bravery	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +5, Spooky Resistance: +5, Class: "Pastamancer"
6464	zippy greedy flame-retardant Mayor Ghost's khakis	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +20, Initiative: +20, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, HP regen"
6465	up-at-dawn Mayor Ghost's gavel of the storm of the empath	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Familiar Weight: +5, Adventures: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Hammer Ghost"
6466	MacGyver's wicked Mayor Ghost's sash of the glutton	0		Spell Damage: +5, Maximum MP: +100, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip
6467	Mayor Ghost's scissors	0		
6468	decent ghostly ghost pepper	3	good	
6469	ghostly family-friendly rosy-cheeked smooth Thunkula's drinking cap	0		Moxie: +15, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley"
6470	double-paned Tesla dance instructor's Drunkula's cape	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Cold Resistance: +5, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Class: "Sauceror"
6471	up-at-dawn fortified cool Drunkula's silky pants	0		Moxie: +5, Damage Absorption: +60, Adventures: +5, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul"
6472	blurry Drunkula's bell	0		
6473	green rock-hard Drunkula's ring of haze of horror of the cheetah	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +60, Avoid Attack: 1, Single Equip
6474	baleful Drunkula's wineglass	0		Spell Damage: +25
6475	weak lousy bottle of Bloodweiser	2	decent	
6476	red therapeutic beefcake's Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap of the blizzard	0		Muscle: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy"
6477	bouncing coward's occult thinker's Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate	0		Mysticality: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Monster Level: -20, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
6478	zippy Van der Graaf dangerous Unkillable Skeleton's shinguards	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Initiative: +20, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr"
6479	jittery medical-grade ruddy wholesome Fonzie's brainy Unkillable Skeleton's sawsword of James Dean	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience (Moxie): 4, Maximum HP Percent: 50, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
6480	pulsating quilted wizardly Unkillable Skeleton's shield	0		Mysticality: +25, Damage Absorption: +40, Thorns: 1
6481	gray scorching Unkillable Skeleton's restless leg	0		Hot Damage: +25, Item Drop: +5
6482	manspreader's Van der Graaf groovy Staff of the Roaring Hearth	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Monster Level: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
6483	huge Kool-Aid	1	good	
6484	mirror tumbling dread tarragon	0		
6485	bone flour	0		
6486	dreadful roast	0		
6487	stinking agaricus	0		
6488	spoiled snack-sized Dreadsylvanian shepherd's pie	2	crappy	
6489	skewed music box parts	0		
6490	unwound mechanical songbird	0		
6491	gray bouncing tailfeathers	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6492	lime green jittery wax banana	0		
6493	mirror complicated lock impression	0		
6494	spinning replica key	0		
6495	mirror gravedigger's Dreadsylvania Auditor's badge	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Kruegerand Drop: 5, Single Equip
6496	blood kiwi	0		
6497	upside-down eau de mort	0		
6498	spirit-forward special perfectly mixed shaking bloody kiwitini	5	EPIC	Effect: "Purity of Spirit", Effect Duration: 45
6499	moon-amber	0		
6500	polished moon-amber	0		
6501	reassuring moon-amber necklace of the storm of the boozehound	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Spooky Resistance: +1, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip
6502	jittery Dreadsylvanian seed pod	0		
6503	ghost pencil	0		
6504	shaking twirling narrow Socratic hangman's hood of the pedagogue of the brazier	0		Experience: +3, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Hot Spell Damage: +25
6505	nippy Annie Oakley's ring finger ring of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +10, Single Equip
6506	Dreadsylvanian clockwork key	0		
6507	spinning cool iron ingot	0		
6508	Da Vinci's supercool cool iron helmet	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
6509	bouncing flame-retardant cool iron breastplate of the glutton	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Food Drop: +100
6510	coward's stiffened cool iron greaves	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Monster Level: -20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr"
6511	blurry nippy ghost shawl of the boozehound	0		Cold Damage: +10, Booze Drop: +100
6512	skull capacitor	0		
6513	warm fur of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25
6514	Jack Frost's snowstick	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50
6515	eerie fetish of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
6516	perfectly mixed weak ghostly stinkwater	2	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
6517	dubious loincloth	0		Damage Aura: 1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1.5xVolley"
6518	decent bite-sized accidental mutton	1	good	
6519	hale drafty drawers of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: 120, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley"
6520	careful forbidden wolfskull mask	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Monster Level: -10, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
6521	guts necklace of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Single Equip
6522	miser's Herculean groping claw	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Meat Drop: +10
6523	vengeful spirit of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3
6524	twirling grievous BOOtonniere	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip
6525	colloidal mirror ghost thread	0		Effect: "Oh Hamlet Hamlet Hamlet Hamlet", Effect Duration: 47
6526	pulsating gray hale bag of unfinished business of the boozehound	0		Maximum HP: +20, Booze Drop: +100
6527	narrow experienced transparent pants of bravery	0		Experience: +2, Spooky Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato"
6528	hothammer of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60
6529	smooth watered-down Thriller Ice	2	awesome	
6530	pulsating grandfather watch of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
6531	gray spinning muddy skirt	0		Damage Aura: 1, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy"
6532	MacGyver's spyglass of the blizzard	0		Maximum MP: +100, Cold Spell Damage: +25
6533	vial of hot blood of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Single Equip
6534	spinning remorseless knife of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100
6535	intimidating coiffure of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "hot afk, 1xPotato"
6536	blurry prompt stanky cod cape	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Adventures: +3
6537	enchanted adequate wobbly blood sausage	3	good	Effect: "Superhuman Sarcasm", Effect Duration: 5
6538	huge gravedigger's steel-toed frying brainpan	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Spooky Damage: +10
6539	ball and chain of dire peril of the boozehound	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip
6540	razor-sharp dry bone	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25
6541	wool tailbone shield	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Thorns: 1
6542	Socratic tonguebone	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Single Equip
6543	bouncing beefcake's pogo stick of the blizzard	0		Muscle: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
6545	lightning-fast zippy smooth weedy skirt	0		Moxie: +15, Initiative: 60, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
6546	fireproof pants of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Hot Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk"
6547	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	0		
6548	cooling iron helmet	0		
6549	cooling iron breastplate	0		
6550	cooling iron greaves	0		
6551	hot cluster	0		
6552	shaking cluster	0		
6553	cluster	0		
6554	mirror stench cluster	0		
6555	sleaze cluster	0		
6556	quantum quadruple-altered phial of hotness	0		Effect: "Shot in the Arse", Effect Duration: 65
6557	alkaline quadruple-oxidized phial of coldness	0		Effect: "Super-Charged", Effect Duration: 43
6558	energized phial of spookiness	0		Effect: "Infernal Thirst", Effect Duration: 30
6559	ionized activated phial of stench	0		Effect: "Old School Pompadour", Effect Duration: 24
6560	dry phial of sleaziness	0		Effect: "Pronounced Potency", Effect Duration: 12
6561	adventurer clone egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-06"
6562	mini-Mr. Accessory	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6563	skewed smelly hand of Mr. Cards	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw a Mr. Card"
6564	bland snack-sized Dreadsylvanian hot pocket	2	decent	
6565	spoiled Dreadsylvanian pocket	3	crappy	
6566	moldy twirling Dreadsylvanian pocket	3	crappy	
6567	decent Dreadsylvanian stink pocket	3	good	
6568	super-sized stale Dreadsylvanian sleaze pocket	5	decent	
6569	high-proof hand-crafted Dreadsylvanian hot toddy	10	EPIC	
6570	drinkable special Dreadsylvanian cold-fashioned	4	good	Effect: "Shamboozled", Effect Duration: 35
6571	acceptable weak Dreadsylvanian grimlet	2	good	
6572	weak mediocre Dreadsylvanian dank and stormy	2	decent	
6573	perfectly mixed Dreadsylvanian slithery nipple	3	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
6574	hot clusterbomb	0		
6575	blinking clusterbomb	0		
6576	clusterbomb	0		
6577	stench clusterbomb	0		
6578	olive bouncing sleaze clusterbomb	0		
6579	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	0		
6580	length of fuse	0		
6581	dreadful box	0		
6582	Clan hot dog stand	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-07"
6583	huge blinking vicious spiked collar	0		Familiar Damage: +20
6584	shaking skewed hot dog wrapper of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
6585	upside-down family-friendly shellacked debonair deboner	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Sleaze Resistance: +1
6586	dry denatured chicle de salchicha	0		Effect: "Human-Elemental Hybrid", Effect Duration: 68
6587	hardened jar of frostigkraut	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Damage Aura: 1
6588	inspector's gnawed-up dog bone of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +15
6589	wobbly healthy Grey Guanon	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Damage Aura: 1
6590	ribald frosty healthy Engorged Sausages and You	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10
6591	extra-dry acceptable dream of a dog	5	good	
6592	gray aromatic dangerous stylish optimal spreadsheet	0		Moxie: +25, Weapon Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +1
6593	huge bouncing defective Game Grid token	0		
6594	hot Dreadsylvanian cocoa	0		
6595	dehydrated epic cluster	1	good	
6596	clockwork egg	0		
6597	clockwork birdhouse	0		
6598	clockwork disc	0		
6599	blurry clockwork hand	0		
6600	clockwork hand	0		
6601	clockwork numeral I	0		
6602	clockwork numeral II	0		
6603	olive mirror clockwork numeral III	0		
6604	clockwork numeral IV	0		
6605	clockwork numeral V	0		
6606	blinking clockwork numeral VI	0		
6607	teal jittery clockwork numeral VII	0		
6608	clockwork numeral VIII	0		
6609	clockwork numeral IX	0		
6610	cyan clockwork numeral X	0		
6611	clockwork numeral XI	0		
6612	clockwork numeral XII	0		
6613	clockwork cuckoo	0		
6614	yellow cuckoo clock	0		
6615	lousy Cold One	3	???	
6616	moldy narrow spaghetti breakfast	4	???	
6617	over-the-shoulder Folder Holder	0		Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2013-08", Softcore Only: [1-path(KOLHS)]
6618	folder (red)	0		Muscle: +20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6619	folder (blue)	0		Mysticality: +20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6620	fuchsia folder (green)	0		Moxie: +20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6621	folder (magenta)	0		Muscle: +15, Mysticality: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6622	lime green folder (cyan)	0		Mysticality: +15, Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6623	folder (yellow)	0		Muscle: +15, Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6624	folder (smiley face)	0		Experience (Muscle): +2, Last Available: "2013-08"
6625	folder (wizard)	0		Experience (Mysticality): +2, Last Available: "2013-08"
6626	folder (space skeleton)	0		Experience (Moxie): +2, Last Available: "2013-08"
6627	folder (D-Team)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6628	skewed folder (Ex-Files)	0		Combat Rate: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6629	folder (skull and crossbones)	0		Combat Rate: -5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6630	folder (Knight Writer)	0		Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2013-08"
6631	huge folder (Jackass Plumber)	0		Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2013-08"
6632	folder (holographic fractal)	0		All Resistance: +4, Last Available: "2013-08"
6633	folder (barbarian)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6634	huge folder (rainbow unicorn)	0		Last Available: "2013-08", Thorns: 5
6635	folder (Seawolf)	0		Better Diver: +10, Last Available: "2013-08"
6636	twirling folder (dancing dolphins)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6637	green folder (catfish)	0		Familiar Weight: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6638	wobbly folder (tranquil landscape)	0		Damage Reduction: 15, HP / MP Regen Min: 10, HP / MP Regen Max: 20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6639	purple folder (owl)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6640	folder (Stinky Trash Kid)	0		Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2013-08"
6641	ghostly folder (sports car)	0		Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6642	folder (sportsballs)	0		PvP Fights: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6643	huge folder (heavy metal)	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6644	folder (Yedi)	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2013-08"
6645	folder (KOLHS)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6648	smelly wholesome slide rule	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10
6649	improved Ogres and Oubliettes&trade; module	0		Effect: "Jittery", Effect Duration: 19
6650	Mountain Stream Code Black Alert	0		
6651	twisted-up wet towel	0		
6652	perfectly mixed shaking stepmom's booze	4	EPIC	
6653	upside-down surgical tape	0		
6654	wobbly band T-shirt of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10
6655	artisanal practically non-alcoholic fountain 'soda'	1	EPIC	
6656	skewed illegal firecracker	0		
6657	Jeselnik's Newton's pickelhaube	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Sleaze Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 18"
6658	magnetized blinking maroon hair oil	0		Effect: "Oth-Jeal-O", Effect Duration: 69
6659	pickled galvanized scrap	0		Effect: "Balls of Ectoplasm", Effect Duration: 39
6660	tumbling school spirit socket set	0		
6661	suspension bridge	0		
6662	lard-coated supercharged weightlifter's Staff of the Lunch Lady of the pedagogue	0		Muscle: +15, Experience: +3, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
6663	universal key	0		
6664	world's most dangerous birdhouse	0		
6665	nippy deathchucks of the sewer	0		Cold Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +25
6666	squat maroon eraser	0		
6667	bouncing quasireligious sculpture	0		
6668	olive twirling Faraday cage	0		
6669	teal modeling claymore	0		
6670	clay homunculus	0		
6671	quadruple-nitrogenated adjusted alkaline sodium pentasomething	0		Effect: "Old Time Hydration", Effect Duration: 69
6672	grains of salt	0		
6673	yellowcake bomb	0		
6674	green stinkbomb	0		
6675	modified yellow superwater	0		Effect: "Crud&eacute;", Effect Duration: 19
6676	Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	0		
6677	crude monster sculpture	0		
6678	squat wool Yearbook Club Camera	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blinding Flash"
6679	mirror mirror Rosewater's machete	0		Mysticality Percent: +30
6680	special hand-crafted Cursed Punch	3	EPIC	Effect: "Standard Cheer", Effect Duration: 20
6681	acceptable Bowl of Scorpions	3	good	
6682	bad squat Fog Murderer	3	decent	
6683	twirling book of matches	0		
6684	tumbling skewed padded surgical mask	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Surgeonosity: +1
6685	head mirror of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Surgeonosity: +1
6686	blurry maroon half-size scalpel of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Surgeonosity: +1
6687	avaricious surgical apron	0		Meat Drop: +30, Surgeonosity: +1
6688	jittery shaking grievous bloodied surgical dungarees	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Surgeonosity: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 38"
6689	McClusky file (page 1)	0		
6690	McClusky file (page 2)	0		
6691	McClusky file (page 3)	0		
6692	McClusky file (page 4)	0		
6693	McClusky file (page 5)	0		
6694	boring binder clip	0		
6695	McClusky file (complete)	0		
6696	blurry bowling ball	0		
6697	fuchsia moss-covered stone sphere	0		
6698	upside-down jittery dripping stone sphere	0		
6699	crackling stone sphere	0		
6700	scorched stone sphere	0		
6701	squat stone triangle	0		
6702	skewed bowler	0		Damage Aura: 1
6703	imitation White Russian	1	decent	
6704	inspector's short-handled mop of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +15
6705	spoiled diet jungle floor wax	1	crappy	
6706	ghostly smirking shrunken head	0		Damage Aura: 1
6707	ionized pulsating colorful toad	0		Effect: "Shamboozled", Effect Duration: 44
6708	green crude voodoo doll	0		
6709	attorney's badge	0		Single Equip
6710	bouncing Sherlock's groovy pygmy briefs	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Item Drop: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 41"
6711	short writ of habeas corpus	0		
6712	bone abacus	0		
6713	upside-down adder	0		
6714	squat short calculator	0		
6715	Jim Carey's sphygmomanometer of the detective	0		Monster Level: +25, Item Drop: +20
6716	galvanized polarized liquefied upside-down bag of pygmy blood	0		Effect: "Slimily Sagacious", Effect Duration: 59
6717	huge tongue depressor	0		
6718	wobbly horrifying scorching compression stocking	0		Hot Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +25
6719	ghostly electrified midriff scrubs of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
6720	pressed pill cup	0		Effect: "Carrrsmic", Effect Duration: 18
6721	family-friendly frosty Van der Graaf water bottle	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 40"
6722	aerosolized huge wobbly pygmy phone number	0		Effect: "Uncucumbered", Effect Duration: 57
6723	Boozehounds Anonymous token	0		
6724	flavorless exotic jungle fruit	4	decent	
6725	Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip	0		
6726	shaking dude ranch souvenir crate	0		
6727	tropical island souvenir crate	0		
6728	ski resort souvenir crate	0		
6729	blurry maroon UV-resistant compass	0		
6730	funky junk key	0		
6731	Worse Homes and Gardens	0		
6732	claw-foot bathtub	0		
6733	tumbling clothesline pole	0		
6734	cigar sign	0		
6735	junk junk	0		
6736	Junk-Bond	0		
6737	tangle of copper wire	0		
6738	narrow jagged scrap	0		
6739	altered narrow squat ghostly yellow bent scrap	0		Effect: "Hombre Muerto Caminando", Effect Duration: 39
6740	molten scrap	0		
6741	eternal car battery	0		
6742	Sinatra's junk band	0		Experience (Moxie): +5
6743	skewed wizardly junk trunks	0		Mysticality: +25, Familiar Effect: "cap 15"
6744	sage junk-mail shirt	0		Mysticality Percent: +10
6745	spoiled bite-sized fuchsia junk food	1	crappy	
6746	perfectly mixed junk yard	3	EPIC	
6747	narrow fortified swordzall of the early riser	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Adventures: +7
6748	Samson's arm buzzer	0		Experience (Muscle): +5
6749	frosty beefcake's boilgun	0		Muscle: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +10
6750	Gordon Beer's Beer Garden Catalog	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6751	packet of beer seeds	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6752	handful of barley	0		
6753	lime green cluster of hops	0		
6754	jittery beer bottle	0		
6755	squat beer label	0		
6756	artisanal homebrew sampler	0		
6757	tolerable irresponsibly strong gray can of Br&uuml;talbr&auml;u	9	good	Last Available: "2013-09"
6758	perfectly mixed weak can of Drooling Monk	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-09"
6759	perfectly mixed can of Impetuous Scofflaw	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-09"
6760	perfectly mixed bottle of Old Pugilist	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-09"
6761	weak delicious bottle of Professor Beer	2	awesome	Last Available: "2013-09"
6762	tolerable watered-down green bottle of Rapier Witbier	2	good	Last Available: "2013-09"
6763	artisanal weak bottle of Race Car Red	2	super ultra mega EPIC	Last Available: "2013-09"
6764	delicious bottle of Greedy Dog	3	awesome	Last Available: "2013-09"
6765	practically non-alcoholic lousy bottle of Lambada Lambic	1	decent	Last Available: "2013-09"
6766	tin beer can	0		
6767	artisanal homebrew gift package	0		
6768	fuchsia liquid bread	1	good	Last Available: "2013-09"
6769	Lo Pan's Samson's tin tam	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Item Drop: +5, Familiar Effect: "MP regen, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-09"
6770	dry magnetized tin cup	0		Effect: "Cake Caked", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2013-09"
6771	gray chaotic stylish tin foil of the pedagogue	0		Moxie: +25, Experience: +3, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2013-09"
6772	spinning frightening shellacked brawny tin drum	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Damage Reduction: 7, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2013-09"
6773	skewed tin roof (rusted)	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6774	tin snips	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6775	tin lizzie	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6776	irradiated ghostly foetid seal tear	0		Effect: "Hella Smooth", Effect Duration: 36
6777	Vulcanized pickled huge seal sweat	0		Effect: "You Liver", Effect Duration: 23
6778	deionized boiling seal blood	0		Effect: "Stogied", Effect Duration: 60
6779	crystalline seal eye	0		Single Equip
6780	occult baleful studded sealhide shield	0		Spell Damage: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +25
6781	ribald toasty scabrous seal epaulets	0		Hot Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip
6782	bouncing abyssal battle plans	0		
6783	wobbly Newton's educational seal medal of dire peril	0		Experience: +1, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Weapon Damage: +20
6784	wobbly deanimated reanimator's coffin	0		Free Pull
6785	fuchsia wobbly flask of embalming fluid	0		
6788	blank diary	0		
6789	boot knife	0		
6790	broken beer bottle	0		
6791	sharpened spoon	0		
6792	candy knife	0		
6793	soap knife	0		
6795	irradiated modified disco horoscope (Aquarius)	0		Effect: "Burning Hands", Effect Duration: 46
6796	ionized disco horoscope (Pisces)	0		Effect: "What's That Smell?", Effect Duration: 24
6797	cold-filtered improved wobbly disco horoscope (Aries)	0		Effect: "Moose Wisdom", Effect Duration: 43
6798	enhanced altered bouncing disco horoscope (Taurus)	0		Effect: "Ghost Finger", Effect Duration: 18
6799	modified electrified disco horoscope (Gemini)	0		Effect: "Full-Body Tan", Effect Duration: 34
6800	deionized disco horoscope (Cancer)	0		Effect: "Using Protection", Effect Duration: 46
6801	pressed olive disco horoscope (Leo)	0		Effect: "Filled with Magic", Effect Duration: 68
6802	ionized tarnished Vulcanized tumbling ghostly disco horoscope (Virgo)	0		Effect: "Weird Flavor", Effect Duration: 55
6803	non-cold-filtered disco horoscope (Libra)	0		Effect: "Mucilaginous Mentalism", Effect Duration: 44
6804	electrified disco horoscope (Scorpio)	0		Effect: "Dreadful Sheen", Effect Duration: 30
6805	galvanized tumbling disco horoscope (Sagittarius)	0		Effect: "Quadrilled", Effect Duration: 24
6806	nitrogenated disco horoscope (Capricorn)	0		Effect: "Yet tea", Effect Duration: 49
6807	The Sagittarian's leisure pants of the wise owl of terror	0		Mysticality: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 18"
6808	toy accordion	0		Song Duration: 5
6809	accordion	0		Song Duration: 10
6810	blue quilted beer-battered accordion	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 6
6811	skewed baritone accordion of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 7
6812	jittery boxer's mama's squeezebox	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 8
6813	blurry blinking Rosewater's guancertina	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 9
6814	sage accordion file	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10
6815	accord ion of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10
6816	healthy bone bandoneon	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 11
6817	pentatonic accordion of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 12
6818	blurry non-Euclidean non-accordion of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15
6819	nasty Temple Grandin's Accordion of Jordion	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Stench Damage: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 14
6820	huge supercharged autocalliope	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15
6821	rosewater-soaked accordionoid rocca	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 18
6822	gray manspreader's pygmy concertinette	0		Monster Level: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 17
6823	quilted smartaleck's ghost accordion	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Damage Absorption: +40, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 16
6824	stanky peace accordion	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 19
6825	Temple Grandin's alarm accordion of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Familiar Weight: +7, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 20
6826	dog trainer's resourceful beefcake's All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	0		Muscle: +25, Maximum MP: +50, Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 13"
6827	boxer's KoL Con X Treasure Map of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Muscle Percent: +10
6828	practically non-alcoholic lousy blurry discocktail	1	decent	
6829	tumbling stiffened KoL Con X Bingo Card	0		Damage Reduction: 1
6830	chaotic Temporal Tempera Tube	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10
6831	adjusted pulsating Tallowcreme Halloween Pumpkin	0		Effect: "Haunted Stomach", Effect Duration: 49
6832	upside-down Way More Tears&trade; pepper spray	0		
6833	double-pressed narrow Milk Studs	0		Effect: "Nightlit", Effect Duration: 36
6834	deionized tumbling box of Dweebs	0		Effect: "Bilious Brains", Effect Duration: 68
6835	pickled ionized non-oxidized shaking bag of W&Ws	0		Effect: "No Vertigo", Effect Duration: 21
6836	quantum PEEZ dispenser	0		Effect: "Berry Statistical", Effect Duration: 42
6837	oxidized non-enhanced Swizzler	0		Effect: "Robocamo", Effect Duration: 18
6838	unsweetened maroon Bugbearclaw Donut	0		Effect: "Spirit Bubble", Effect Duration: 19
6839	energized polymerized moist jam	0		Effect: "Old Time Hydration", Effect Duration: 61
6840	quadruple-adjusted liquefied Whenchamacallit bar	0		Effect: "Empathy", Effect Duration: 15
6841	improved dry tumbling 8-bit banana	0		Effect: "Ghost Finger", Effect Duration: 22
6842	double-dry mirror vial of blood simple syrup	0		Effect: "Weapon of Mass Destruction", Effect Duration: 60
6843	nitrogenated pulsating blinking bone bons	0		Effect: "Holiday Bliss", Effect Duration: 53
6844	chilled moist olive ironic mint	0		Effect: "Quadrilled", Effect Duration: 50
6845	unused walkie-talkie	0		Free Pull
6846	twirling walkie-talkie	0		Free Pull
6847	narrow killing jar	0		
6848	chaotic security flashlight	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10
6849	quadruple-colloidal Effermint&trade; tablets	0		Effect: "The Rich Get Richer", Effect Duration: 33
6850	wool curative sturdy cane of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Cold Resistance: +1, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
6851	huge bowl of candy	0		
6852	Ultra Mega Sour Ball	0		
6853	carton of rotten eggs	0		
6854	desert sightseeing pamphlet	0		
6855	yellow a suspicious address	0		
6856	smelly Bal-musette accordion	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6857	Cajun accordion of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6858	savvy quirky accordion	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6859	fireproof Samson's Skipper's accordion	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Hot Resistance: +3, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6860	mirror Sherlock's toasty hale forbidden Pantsgiving	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP: +20, Hot Damage: +5, Item Drop: +25, Softcore Only, Bonus Resting HP: [5*F], Bonus Resting MP: [5*F], Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Talk About Politics", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Pocket Crumbs", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Air Dirty Laundry", Drops Items, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-11", Variable
6861	adequate can of sardines	3	good	Last Available: "2013-11"
6862	rotten bite-sized blinking high-calorie sugar substitute	1	crappy	Last Available: "2013-11"
6863	diet normal pat of butter	1	good	Last Available: "2013-11"
6864	adequate dinner roll	4	good	Last Available: "2013-11"
6865	spoiled miniature mashed potatoes	2	crappy	Last Available: "2013-11"
6866	rotten whole turkey leg	3	crappy	Last Available: "2013-11"
6867	decent skewed deviled egg	3	good	Last Available: "2013-11"
6868	chilled finger exerciser	0		Effect: "Dreams and Lights", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2013-11"
6869	moist blue dented spoon	0		Effect: "Well-preserved", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2013-11"
6870	quantum blue love note	0		Effect: "Greasy Visage", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2013-11"
6871	school beer pull tab	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6872	polymerized nail file	0		Effect: "Chauve-Souris Merde Fou", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2013-11"
6873	non-pressed wobbly candy wrapper	0		Effect: "Badger Underfoot", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2013-11"
6874	pulsating gym membership card	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6875	cold-filtered moist post-holiday sale coupon	0		Effect: "Sucrose-Colored Glasses", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2013-11"
6876	blue mirror dry cleaning receipt	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6877	pocket lint (blue)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6878	tumbling pocket lint (green)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6879	red pocket lint (white)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6880	pocket lint (orange)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6881	up-at-dawn Jack Frost's shellacked weightlifter's bowl of petunias	0		Muscle: +15, Damage Reduction: 7, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2013-11"
6882	shaking Annie Oakley's occult dance instructor's power sock of doom	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-11"
6883	smelly MacGyver's hale wool sock of terror	0		Maximum HP: +20, Maximum MP: +100, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-11"
6884	shaking green Jim Carey's fortified boxer's moustache sock of vim and vigor	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Monster Level: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-11"
6885	enhanced cold-filtered spirit gum	0		Effect: "Stemonitis Storm", Effect Duration: 65
6886	spirit pillow	0		
6887	spirit sheet	0		
6888	spirit mattress	0		
6889	purple spirit blanket	0		
6890	spirit bed	0		
6891	tumbling chilly Newton's spirit bell of the cheetah	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Cold Damage: +5, Initiative: +60, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
6892	wet blinking spoonful of Linguine-Os	0		Effect: "Snobby", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2013-11"
6893	anodized colloidal concentrated freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini	0		Effect: "Stregngth of the Gnome", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2013-11"
6894	triple-diffused blob of Alphredo&trade;	0		Effect: "Meatwise", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2013-11"
6895	enhanced alkaline handful of crafty noodles	0		Effect: "Buzzard Breath", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2013-11"
6896	colloidal polymerized huge tangled mass of pasta	0		Effect: "Petit Force", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2013-11"
6897	adjusted altered Can of Spaghetto	0		Effect: "Red Misty-Eyed", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2013-11"
6898	Chef Boy, R&D's business card	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6899	Thwaitgold ant statuette	0		
6900	experimental carbon fiber pasta additive	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Last Available: "2013-11"
6901	hazardous sauce dosimeter	0		Class: "Sauceror", Last Available: "2013-11"
6902	flame-retardant greasy flask flops	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip
6903	frozen nuts	0		Effect: "Lobos Fresh", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6904	super-activated adjusted bouncing bolts	0		Effect: "Billiards Belligerence", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2013-12"
6905	stale gingerbread robot	4	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
6906	fancy adequate ghostly mirror petit 4.1	4	good	Effect: "Knob Goblin Lust Frenzy", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2013-12"
6907	bland half-sized special nut-shaped Crimbo cookie	2	decent	Effect: "Educated (Kinda)", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2023-06"
6908	huge avaricious plastic GORM-8	0		Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2013-12"
6909	shellacked plastic warbear	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2013-12"
6910	blinking Fonzie's plastic Toybot	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Last Available: "2013-12"
6911	plastic warbear fortress of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6912	clever wicked plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.	0		Spell Damage: +5, Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6913	wobbly warbear whosit	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6914	warbear hoverbelt piecepart	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6915	flame-retardant scorching warbear hoverbelt of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Hot Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6916	warbear battery	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6917	warbear badge	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6918	magnetized quantum modified upside-down warbear wardance potion	0		Effect: "Human-Pirate Hybrid", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2013-12"
6919	polarized liquefied ghostly cyan warbear bearserker potion	0		Effect: "Limber as Mortimer", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2013-12"
6920	magnetized upside-down warbear liquid overcoat	0		Effect: "Morbidi Tea", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2013-12"
6921	stale skewed warbear feasting bread	3	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
6922	decent warbear warrior bread	4	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
6923	jumbo normal warbear thermoregulator bread	5	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
6924	practically non-alcoholic bad warbear feasting mead	1	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
6925	practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed warbear bearserker mead	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2013-12"
6926	weak smooth warbear blizzard mead	2	awesome	Last Available: "2013-12"
6927	lime green warbear helm fragment	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6928	scandalous hardy hardened warbear plain fedora	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum HP: +50, Sleaze Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6929	resourceful warbear feathered fedora	0		Maximum MP: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6930	narrow toasty Fonzie's warbear fedora of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience (Moxie): +1, Hot Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep", Last Available: "2013-12"
6931	spinning nasty healthy stylish warbear plain helm	0		Moxie: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6932	lard-coated warbear spiked helm	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6933	maroon coward's Van der Graaf healthy warbear electro-spiked helm	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Monster Level: -20, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy", Last Available: "2013-12"
6934	Usain Bolt's executive warbear plain ushanka of the glutton	0		Meat Drop: +40, Food Drop: +100, Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6935	careful warbear lined ushanka	0		Monster Level: -10, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6936	Jeselnik's rosy-cheeked personal trainer's warbear heated ushanka	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Sleaze Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xatk, 1xLep", Last Available: "2013-12"
6937	warbear trouser fragment	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6938	horrifying personal trainer's Rosewater's warbear party pants	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Spooky Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6939	rock-hard warbear ceremonial party pants	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6940	lightning-fast foul-smelling Da Vinci's warbear high festival pants	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Stench Damage: +10, Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul", Last Available: "2013-12"
6941	olive asbestos-lined rosy-cheeked boxer's warbear battle greaves	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Hot Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
6942	warbear officer greaves of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6943	asbestos-lined curative warbear bearserker greaves of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Hot Resistance: +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr", Last Available: "2013-12"
6944	spinning forbidden wicked brawny warbear johns	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Spell Damage: +5, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6945	warbear fleece-lined johns of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6946	smelly chilly Socratic warbear johns	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Cold Damage: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2013-12"
6947	wobbly warbear accoutrements chunk	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6948	ghostly flame-retardant warbear goggles of the empath of the sewer	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Stench Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6949	Oprah's warbear snowblindness goggles	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6950	up-at-dawn reassuring supercharged warbear polarized goggles	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Spooky Resistance: +1, Adventures: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6951	purple mansplainer's therapeutic arcane researcher's warbear laser bowtie	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Monster Level: +15, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6952	warbear plasma bowtie of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6953	flame-wreathed Da Vinci's strapping warbear nuclear bowtie	0		Muscle: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6954	Usain Bolt's supercharged warbear warscarf of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Initiative: +80, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6955	teal smooth warbear fleece-lined warscarf	0		Moxie: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6956	frightening sharpshooter's slick warbear warscarf	0		Moxie: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6957	warbear requisition box	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6958	squat warbear exo-arm	0		Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6959	twirling warbear foil hat of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
6960	mirror warbear energy bracers	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6961	razor-sharp cool warbear oil pan	0		Moxie: +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Class: "Sauceror", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spray Hot Grease", Last Available: "2013-12"
6962	warbear laser beacon	0		Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6963	bouncing warbear exhaust manifold of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6964	warbear jackhammer drill press	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6965	blue warbear auto-anvil	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6966	warbear induction oven	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6967	warbear chemistry lab	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6968	fuchsia warbear officer requisition box	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6969	maroon warbear empathy chip	0		Skill: "Psychokinetic Hug", Last Available: "2013-12"
6970	bouncing warbear drone assembler	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6971	warbear breakfast machine assembler	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6972	blind-packed die-cast toy	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6973	deadly die-cast Bashful the Reindeer	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6974	jittery Socratic die-cast Doc the Reindeer	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Last Available: "2013-12"
6975	narrow brawny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6976	double-paned die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6977	avaricious die-cast Happy the Reindeer	0		Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2013-12"
6978	huge pulsating Jim Carey's die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer	0		Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6979	huge steel-toed die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Last Available: "2013-12"
6980	Newton's die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
6981	veiny die-cast factory worker elf	0		Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6982	weightlifter's die-cast gift-wrapping elf	0		Muscle: +15, Last Available: "2013-12"
6983	groovy die-cast middle-management elf	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6984	avaricious die-cast pencil-pusher elf	0		Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2013-12"
6985	yellow bouncing die-cast stocking-stuffer elf of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2013-12"
6986	beefcake's die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign	0		Muscle: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6987	tumbling die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6988	shaking double-paned brainy die-cast death ray in a pear tree	0		Mysticality: +5, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6989	pulsating die-cast turtle mech of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6990	asbestos-lined die-cast Swiss hen	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6991	maroon arcane researcher's die-cast killing bird	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6992	twirling up-at-dawn die-cast ring	0		Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6993	upside-down pulsating die-cast goose a-laying of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2013-12"
6994	curative die-cast swarm a-swarming	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6995	wobbly rosy-cheeked die-cast blade a-spinning	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2013-12"
6996	hardened die-cast arc-welding Elfborg	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2013-12"
6997	die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2013-12"
6998	rosy-cheeked die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2013-12"
6999	coward's brawny die-cast Father Crimborg	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2013-12"
7000	huge executive Herculean die-cast Don Crimbo	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2013-12"
7001	shaking greasy healthy die-cast Uncle Hobo	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
7002	skewed Socratic die-cast Father Crimbo of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Last Available: "2013-12"
7003	huge The Smith's Tome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12", Skill: "Summon Smithsness"
7004	dry Flaskfull of Hollow	0		Effect: "Scrappy, Shadowy", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2013-12"
7005	twirling lump of Brituminous coal	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7006	mixed narrow shaking handful of Smithereens	1	good	Effect: "Night Vision", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2013-12"
7007	half-sized normal Every Day is Like This Sundae	2	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
7008	spoiled Miserable Pie	3	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
7009	decent bouncing This Charming Flan	4	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
7010	hand-crafted watered-down Irish Coffee, English Heart	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-12"
7011	fancy acceptable practically non-alcoholic Strikes Again Bigmouth	1	good	Effect: "Strong Grip", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-12"
7012	drinkable Paint A Vulgar Pitcher	3	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
7013	Golden Light	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7014	Louder Than Bomb	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7015	Handsome Devil	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7016	nasty Jack Frost's shellacked Work is a Four Letter Sword of incineration	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
7017	narrow occult wizardly weightlifter's Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals of the bloodbag	0		Muscle: +15, Mysticality: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2013-12"
7018	Tesla rosy-cheeked cool Sheila Take a Crossbow of Calamity Jane	0		Moxie: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Critical Hit Percent: +15, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2013-12"
7019	lion tamer's slick A Light that Never Goes Out of the cougar of incineration	0		Moxie: 30, Experience (familiar): +2, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2013-12"
7020	miser's nasty manspreader's quilted Half a Purse	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Monster Level: +10, Stench Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
7021	manspreader's supercharged strapping Hairpiece On Fire of temperance	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Monster Level: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7022	clever hardy healthy Vicar's Tutu	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Maximum HP: +50, Maximum MP: +20, Item Drop: +5, Familiar Effect: "1.2xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7023	lime green avaricious scorching Hand in Glove of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Hot Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2013-12"
7024	censurious hardy slick Meat Tenderizer is Murder	0		Moxie: +10, Maximum HP: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Class: "Seal Clubber", Last Available: "2013-12"
7025	up-at-dawn Van der Graaf Ouija Board, Ouija Board of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Adventures: +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Last Available: "2013-12"
7026	mirror stanky Temple Grandin's sage Hand that Rocks the Ladle	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +7, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Pastamancer", Last Available: "2013-12"
7027	friendly supercharged experienced Saucepanic	0		Experience: +2, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Familiar Weight: +3, Class: "Sauceror", Last Available: "2013-12"
7028	blinking Jeselnik's manspreader's extremely unsafe Frankly Mr. Shank	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Monster Level: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Class: "Disco Bandit", Last Available: "2013-12"
7029	skewed lard-coated MacGyver's energetic Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +100, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15, Last Available: "2013-12"
7030	electrified third-hand lantern	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
7031	loose purse strings	0		
7032	enchanted yummy squat pickled egg	4	awesome	Effect: "Ancestral Disapproval", Effect Duration: 5
7033	cup of lukewarm tea	1	crappy	
7034	wobbly warbear soda machine assembler	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7035	spinning warbear box	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7036	warbear high-efficiency still	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7037	warbear LP-ROM burner	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7038	warbear gyrocopter	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7039	alkaline anodized spinning warbear robo-camouflage unit	0		Effect: "The Moxious Madrigal", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2013-12"
7040	warbear beeping telegram	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7041	squat warbear procedural hilarity drone	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12"
7042	narrow warbear metalworking primer	0		Skill: "Shrap", Last Available: "2013-12"
7043	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7044	galvanized deionized concentrated glass slipper	0		Effect: "Healthy Red Glow", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2014-12"
7045	dehydrated shaking antimatter wad	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-12"
7046	quantum unsweetened warmed warbear superpotion	0		Effect: "Filled with Magic", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2013-12"
7047	oxidized galvanized super-Vulcanized warbear liquid lasers	0		Effect: "Eyes of the Dragon", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2013-12"
7048	wet pressed teal blinking warbear rejuvenation potion	0		Effect: "Human-Weird Thing Hybrid", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2013-12"
7049	broken warbear gyrocopter	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7050	stale warbear gyro	4	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
7051	non-ionized liquefied olive recording of Rolando's Rondo of Resisto	0		Effect: "Hot Buttoned", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2013-12"
7052	spinning red warbear metalworking primer (used)	0		Skill: "Shrap", Last Available: "2013-12"
7053	narrow warbear empathy chip (used)	0		Skill: "Psychokinetic Hug", Last Available: "2013-12"
7054	warbear drone codes	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7055	rotten breakfast mess	3	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
7056	warbear breakfast machine	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7057	bland tiny breakfast miracle	1	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
7058	extra-aerosolized fuchsia Cloaca Cola Polar	0		Effect: "Graham Crackling", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2013-12"
7059	warbear soda machine	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7060	upside-down festive warbear bank	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7061	grimstone mask	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7062	ghostly praying Grim Brother	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
7063	Grim Brothers' story book	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7064	jittery hibernating Grimstone Golem	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
7065	pickled blue grim fairy tale	1	EPIC	Effect: "Proprie Tea", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2014-12"
7066	grimstone galoshes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7067	galvanized single of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	0		Effect: "You Ate Some Hemp Candy", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2010-02"
7068	pressed frozen single of Donho's Bubbly Ballad	0		Effect: "Rave Concentration", Effect Duration: 11
7069	Discontent&trade; Winter Garden Catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-01"
7070	packet of winter seeds	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7071	decent snack-sized blinking snow berries	2	good	Last Available: "2014-01"
7072	low-calorie normal ice harvest	1	good	Last Available: "2014-01"
7073	altered cold-filtered blinking frost flower	0		Effect: "Hiding in Plain Sight", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2014-01"
7074	electrified diffused snow cleats	0		Effect: "Hyperoxygenated Blood", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2014-01"
7075	super-ionized cold-filtered concentrated liquid ice pack	0		Effect: "Become Superficially interested", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2014-01"
7076	snow boards	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7077	snack-sized moldy snow crab	2	crappy	Last Available: "2014-01"
7078	mediocre squat Ice Island Long Tea	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-01"
7079	unfinished ice sculpture	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7080	twirling ice sculpture	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7081	ice house	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7082	teal snow machine	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7083	grievous snow mobile	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Cold", Last Available: "2014-01"
7084	coward's ice bucket	0		Monster Level: -20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7085	double-paned sharpshooter's snow shovel	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7086	up-at-dawn fortified bod-ice of extreme caution	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Monster Level: -25, Adventures: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7087	asbestos-lined Tesla electrified extremely unsafe snow belt	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Hot Resistance: +5, MP Regen Min: 10, MP Regen Max: 15, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7088	shaking scandalous Jim Carey's ice nine of the overflowing toilet of horror	0		Monster Level: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7089	spinning snow fort	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7090	boozy perfectly mixed ghostly En Una Fila Tequila	5	EPIC	
7091	spinning Skully's hot chocolate	1	crappy	
7092	squat Fonzie's warbear dress helmet of the businessman	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7093	warbear dress bracers of chilblains of mayonnaise	0		Cold Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
7094	miser's warbear dress greaves of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7095	tumbling Newton's sweatband of the overflowing toilet	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-12"
7096	tumbling ruddy gym shorts of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xGhuol, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-12"
7097	hale ankleweights of extreme caution	0		Maximum HP: +20, Monster Level: -25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-12"
7098	Jeselnik's horrifying friendly supercool sweat socks	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +3, Spooky Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +25, Drops Items, Last Available: "2014-12"
7099	pint of sweat	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7100	Jerks' Health&trade; Magazine	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7101	denatured tumbling twirling Five Second Energy&trade;	1		Last Available: "2014-12"
7102	skewed lime green pixie axie	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7103	quantum energized tumbling powder	0		Effect: "Insulated Trousers", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2014-12"
7104	lime green licorice whip of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2014-12"
7105	anise-flavored venom	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7106	perfectly mixed snakebite	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-12"
7107	shellacked smooth candy stick	0		Moxie: +15, Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2014-12"
7108	small rotten pecan	2	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7109	tasty enchanted pecan pie	4	awesome	Effect: "Stickler for Promptness", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2014-12"
7110	chocolate-stained collar	0		Candy Drop: +25, Last Available: "2014-12"
7111	moldy candy mountain oyster	3	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7112	perfectly mixed chocotini	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-12"
7113	tumbling nasty vibrating chocolate rabbit's foot of Gandalf	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2014-12"
7114	stale candy carrot	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7115	delicious candy carrot cake	4	awesome	Last Available: "2014-12"
7116	brawny carrot-on-a-stick of Calamity Jane	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2014-12"
7117	Usain Bolt's ribald weasel stomping pants	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, cap 20", Last Available: "2014-12"
7118	adequate shaking mulberry	4	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7119	bad high-proof mulled berry wine	6	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7120	lemony scales	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7121	upside-down padded lemon party hat	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7122	banded lemon shirt	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-12"
7123	lemon drop trousers of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7124	flattened boiled tumbling lemonhead caviar	0		Effect: "Clean-Shaven", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2014-12"
7125	clever gummi sword of temperance	0		Maximum MP: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2014-12"
7126	oxidized polarized flattened small gummi fin	0		Effect: "Hombre Muerto Caminando", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2014-12"
7127	tumbling rock-hard chocolate cow bone	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Last Available: "2014-12"
7128	cold-filtered gummi fang	0		Effect: "Sticky Hands", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2014-12"
7129	massive spoiled leftover canap&eacute;s	9	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7130	acceptable magnum of champagne	3	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7131	Sherlock's ruddy cool cow creamer	0		Moxie: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2014-12"
7132	dry chilled Outer Wolf&trade; cologne	0		Effect: "Superioreo", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2014-12"
7133	blinking cyan lupine appetite hormones	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7134	Rosewater's slick wolf whistle	0		Moxie: +10, Mysticality Percent: +30, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow Wolf Whistle", Last Available: "2014-12"
7135	adequate massive witch's bread	10	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7136	activated super-wet witch's brew	0		Effect: "Penguinny Flavor", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2014-12"
7137	chaotic witch's bra of chilblains of the early riser	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +25, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2014-12"
7138	drinkable blurry mid-level medieval mead	4	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7139	frozen Vulcanized R&uuml;mpelstiltz	0		Effect: "Innately Wise", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2014-12"
7140	squat spinning wheel	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7141	extra-enhanced modified cold-filtered hi-octane carrot juice	0		Effect: "Nature's Bounty", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2014-12"
7142	chilled moist denatured wobbly blinking hare brush	0		Effect: "Macho Profundo", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2014-12"
7143	Jack Frost's supercool hare pin	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-12"
7144	maroon odd coin	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7145	decent fancy super-sized cinnamon cannoli	5	good	Effect: "Litterboxing", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2014-12"
7146	boozy perfectly mixed expensive champagne	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-12"
7147	cold-filtered polo trophy	0		Effect: "Gr8ness", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2014-12"
7148	oil painting	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7149	rosary	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7150	ornate dowsing rod	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7151	skewed straw	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7152	narrow	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7153	cyan clay	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7154	filling	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7155	parchment	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7156	glass	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7157	shaking mirror executive fortified sage fire hose	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Damage Absorption: +60, Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 37", Last Available: "2014-12"
7158	moldy small fireman's lunch	2	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7159	upside-down up-at-dawn auspicious wicked plain paper hat	0		Spell Damage: +5, Item Drop: +10, Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, cap 37", Last Available: "2014-12"
7160	rotten ice cream sandwich	4	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7161	scorching medical-grade therapeutic &quot;honey&quot; dipper	0		Hot Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 12, HP Regen Max: 17, Last Available: "2014-12"
7162	decent plumber's lunch	3	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7163	jittery nippy chilly strapping skull gearshift knob	0		Muscle: +5, Cold Damage: 15, Last Available: "2014-12"
7164	stale nachos of the night	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7165	brawny stylish Sketcherz&trade; of the cougar	0		Moxie: 45, Muscle Percent: +20, Last Available: "2014-12"
7166	yummy huge can of Adultwitch&trade;	7	awesome	Last Available: "2014-12"
7167	liquefied blinking smudge stick	0		Effect: "Red Around the Gills", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2014-12"
7168	liquefied adjusted wall	0		Effect: "Curse of the Black Pearl Onion", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2014-12"
7169	lousy tankard of ale	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7170	activated spinning scroll case	0		Effect: "Uncucumbered", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2014-12"
7171	quadruple-irradiated bouncing jug of &quot;wine&quot;	0		Effect: "Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2014-12"
7172	juggling ball	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7173	crappy camera	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7174	decent twirling humble pie	4	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7175	small golem	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7176	shaking crappy camera	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7177	concentrated non-galvanized mirror crappy waiter disguise	0		Effect: "Wet Willied", Effect Duration: 65
7178	blue Copperhead Charm	0		
7179	The First Pizza	0		
7180	The Lacrosse Stick of Lacoronado	0		
7181	green The Eye of the Stars	0		
7182	maroon The Stankara Stone	0		
7183	Murphy's Rancid Black Flag	0		
7184	blue The Shield of Brook	0		
7185	squat Red Zeppelin ticket	0		
7186	twirling Copperhead Charm (rampant)	0		
7187	perfectly mixed unnamed cocktail	3	EPIC	
7188	handful of tips	0		
7189	unrequired jacket of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20
7190	zippy tommy gun	0		Initiative: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unload Tommy Gun"
7191	shaking teal drum of tommy ammo	0		
7192	throwing knife	0		
7193	yellow huge throwing spoon	0		
7194	bouncing throwing fork	0		
7195	gravedigger's breadchucks of mayonnaise	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
7196	shuriken salad	0		
7197	educational combat fan	0		Experience: +1
7198	blinking wobbly smooth silk skirt of the businessman	0		Moxie: +15, Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 38"
7199	blowdart	0		
7200	wobbly upside-down Buddy Bjorn of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2014-02"
7201	twirling lion tamer's coward's Samson's The Nuge's favorite crossbow	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Monster Level: -20, Experience (familiar): +2
7202	rotten miniature sweet roll Alabama	2	crappy	
7203	shaking flame-retardant Saturday Night Special	0		Hot Resistance: +1
7204	lynyrd snare	0		
7205	thinker's fleetwood chain	0		Mysticality: +10
7206	artisanal Green Manalishi	4	EPIC	
7207	huge groovy blade	0		Moxie Percent: +10
7208	fire of unknown origin	0		
7209	eagle's milk	1	awesome	
7210	liquefied modified galvanized eagle feather	0		Effect: "Purpose", Effect Duration: 37
7211	nitrogenated galvanized one pill	0		Effect: "Abyssal Sweat", Effect Duration: 53
7212	squat Jefferson wings of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30
7213	jittery fleetwood macaroni	0		
7214	huge cheesy eagle sauce	0		
7215	moldy fleetwood mac 'n' cheese	4	crappy	
7216	mirror lynyrd skin	0		
7217	quilted lynyrdskin cap	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xVolley, cap 42"
7218	shaking Tesla lynyrdskin tunic	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
7219	greasy lynyrdskin breeches	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1.5xGhuol, cap 42"
7220	cigarette lighter	0		
7221	huge priceless diamond	0		
7222	tolerable spirit-forward Flamin' Whatshisname	5	good	
7223	oxidized unsweetened blinking lynyrd musk	0		Effect: "One Very Clear Eye", Effect Duration: 42
7224	Samson's Kashmir sweater of the overflowing toilet	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Stench Spell Damage: +50
7225	special big rotten custard pie	5	crappy	Effect: "Hot Jellied", Effect Duration: 30
7226	mirror tea for one	1	decent	
7227	artisanal bottle of Evermore	4	EPIC	
7228	squat box	0		
7229	weak lousy wine	2	decent	
7230	tolerable rum	4	good	
7231	practically non-alcoholic lousy blurry Murderer's Punch	1	decent	
7232	normal velvet cake	4	good	
7233	super-aerosolized triple-energized activated letter	0		Effect: "Can't Smell Nothin'", Effect Duration: 53
7234	electrified stiffened book	0		Damage Reduction: 1, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
7235	prompt Usain Bolt's masque	0		Initiative: +80, Adventures: +3, Single Equip
7236	teal wool red-hot poker	0		Cold Resistance: +1
7237	olive Red X Shield of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50
7238	red huge Tesla badge of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
7239	gray blinking Herculean slick shirt	0		Moxie: +10, Experience (Muscle): +1
7240	twirling double-paned nippy coat	0		Cold Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +5
7241	Temple Grandin's Newton's shoe	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Familiar Weight: +7, Single Equip
7242	button	0		
7243	pulsating jittery button	0		
7244	adjusted squat blood cells	0		Effect: "Flame-Retardant Trousers", Effect Duration: 41
7245	double-corrupted eye	0		Effect: "The Q Is Talking To You", Effect Duration: 60
7246	narrow glark cable	0		
7247	hardy quilted Red Fox glove	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum HP: +50, Attacks Can't Miss, Single Equip
7248	liquefied chilled blinking foxglove	0		Effect: "Abyssal Tears", Effect Duration: 31
7249	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	0		
7250	zippy dog trainer's Sneaky Pete's jacket of Calamity Jane of the blizzard	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Experience (familiar): +1, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +20, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Sneaky Pete)]
7251	jittery jug of Sneaky Pete's Mojo	0		Free Pull
7252	upside-down shot of Sneaky Pete's Mojo	0		Free Pull
7253	Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy	0		
7254	really cocktail shaker	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7255	mediocre mini-martini	4	decent	
7256	jittery smoke grenade	0		
7257	powdered molotov soda	1	good	
7258	warmed super-modified pile of ashes	0		Effect: "Full-Body Tan", Effect Duration: 23
7259	blurry crate of firebombs	0		
7260	yellow firebomb	0		
7261	narrow miser's auspicious experienced Sneaky Pete's basket	0		Experience: +2, Item Drop: +10, Meat Drop: +10
7262	shaking &quot;I Love Me, Vol. I&quot;	0		
7263	photograph of a dog	0		
7264	photograph of a nugget	0		
7265	photograph of an ostrich egg	0		
7266	disposable instant camera	0		
7267	lard-coated forbidden Herculean brainy Sneaky Pete's jacket (collar popped)	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience (Muscle): +1, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Sneaky Pete)]
7268	spinning Letter for Melvign the Gnome	0		
7269	Professor What garment	0		
7270	blue &quot;2 Love Me, Vol. 2&quot;	0		
7271	Thinknerd Blind-Packed Toy	0		
7272	plastic Professor What of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25
7273	mirror plastic Jared the Duskwalker of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
7274	Da Vinci's plastic Duke Starkiller	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5
7275	steel-toed plastic Gary Claybender	0		Damage Reduction: 9
7276	skewed forbidden plastic Captain Kerkard	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50
7277	polarized robot grease	0		Effect: "Ruby-ous", Effect Duration: 33
7278	returned Thinknerd package	0		
7279	dry wind-up Whatsian robot	0		Effect: "Ermine Eyes", Effect Duration: 44
7280	double-vacuum-sealed narrow wind-up vampire teeth	0		Effect: "Cinnamouth", Effect Duration: 39
7281	dry wind-up navigation droid	0		Effect: "Angry like the Wolf", Effect Duration: 64
7282	electrified diffused blinking wind-up owl	0		Effect: "Pretending to Pretend", Effect Duration: 59
7283	ionized dry wind-up ensign	0		Effect: "Space Tripping", Effect Duration: 49
7284	mirror zippy crying statue earrings of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover
7285	shaking crafty boxer's plastic Duskwalker necklace	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +10, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover
7286	lime green dangerous plastic replica blaster pistol of bravery	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover
7287	skewed curative Gary Claybender's Time Screwer of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover
7288	Jack Frost's brawny Space Tourist palmdoctor	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Lasts Until Rollover
7289	frosty personal trainer's amok putter of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10
7290	fancy decent amok pudding	4	good	Effect: "Bats in the Belfry", Effect Duration: 5
7291	deactivated putty buddy	0		
7292	squat putty coat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7293	ionized altered can of V-11	0		Effect: "Scarysauce", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2014-03"
7294	yellow reassuring elevennis shoes of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2014-03"
7295	elevent	0		Last Available: "2014-03"
7296	nasty manspreader's elevenderizing hammer	0		Monster Level: +10, Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2014-03"
7297	Professor What T-Shirt of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7298	heavy-duty bendy straw	0		
7299	narrow pellet of plant food	0		
7300	upside-down sewing kit	0		
7301	Spookyraven billiards room key	0		
7302	Spookyraven library key	0		
7303	Lady Spookyraven's necklace	0		
7304	wobbly shaking telegram from Lady Spookyraven	0		
7305	Lady Spookyraven's powder puff	0		
7306	Lady Spookyraven's finest gown	0		
7307	blue Lady Spookyraven's dancing shoes	0		
7308	moist polarized eyebrow pencil	0		Effect: "Spiro Gyro", Effect Duration: 11
7309	cold-filtered oxidized rosewater cream	0		Effect: "Frog In Your Throat", Effect Duration: 67
7310	aerosolized maroon bronzer	0		Effect: "Bandersnatched", Effect Duration: 11
7311	aromatic rosy-cheeked elegant nightstick	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Stench Resistance: +1
7312	still grill	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-06"
7313	box of hickory chips	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7314	poppet	0		
7315	twirling rickety rocking horse	0		
7316	jack-in-the-box	0		
7317	jar of baby ghosts	0		
7318	huge ghost of a necklace of Tarzan of the sewer of the sweet-tooth	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Stench Damage: +25, Candy Drop: +100
7319	ghostly gray aromatic savvy Elizabeth's Dollie	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Stench Resistance: +1
7320	non-boiled polarized denatured Elizabeth's paintbrush	0		Effect: "Flamibili Tea", Effect Duration: 52
7321	olive double-paned Stephen's lab coat of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +5
7322	liquefied Stephen's secret formula	0		Effect: "Broken Fast", Effect Duration: 50
7323	rosewater-soaked Jacob's rung of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Stench Resistance: +3
7324	powdered battery	1		Effect: "Polar Express", Effect Duration: 10
7325	perfectly mixed irresponsibly strong snakebite	7	EPIC	
7326	squat horrifying rubber ribcage of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Spooky Damage: +25
7327	denatured synthetic marrow	1		
7328	cold-filtered blinking funny bone	0		Effect: "Heart of Yellow", Effect Duration: 68
7329	skewed Da Vinci's thinker's half-melted spoon	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +5
7330	modified the funk	1		
7331	bland bouncing gunky chicken	3	decent	
7332	gravedigger's doll head	0		Spooky Damage: +10
7333	droopy doll eye	0		
7334	shaking voice box	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Pull Voice Box String"
7335	blue auspicious paddle-ball of the sweet-tooth	0		Item Drop: +10, Candy Drop: +100
7336	pickled tarnished vacuum-sealed sound effects record	0		Effect: "Bandersnatched", Effect Duration: 46
7337	green alphabet block	0		
7338	denatured dancer	0		Effect: "Pill Power", Effect Duration: 15
7339	blinking music box mechanism	0		
7340	blinking moose antlers of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 27"
7341	activated double-colloidal moose thought	0		Effect: "Tingly Biceps", Effect Duration: 32
7342	delicious fancy diet ghostly yellow moose chocolate	1	awesome	Effect: "Jingle Jangle Jingle", Effect Duration: 15
7343	tolerable painting of a glass of wine	4	good	
7344	oil painting of yourself	0		
7345	blinking ornate picture frame	0		
7346	green doll-eye amulet	0		Single Equip
7347	stanky nippy ghost toga	0		Cold Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25
7348	tasty huge sheet cake	8	awesome	
7349	ghost key	0		
7350	picture of you	0		
7351	greedy ribald Staff of the Electric Range of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +20
7352	toothsome deluxe layer cake	3	awesome	
7353	huge chunk of hot iron	0		
7354	acceptable red-hot boilermaker	4	good	
7355	horrifying coal shovel	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shovel Hot Coal"
7356	irradiated fuchsia hot coal	0		Effect: "Virgo Rising", Effect Duration: 46
7357	dry coal dust	0		Effect: "Gonna Get You, Sucker", Effect Duration: 51
7358	coward's Newton's beefy Bram's choker	0		Muscle: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Monster Level: -20, Single Equip
7359	plaid swatch	0		
7360	blinking plaid bandage	0		
7361	blinking smartaleck's plaid pocket square	0		Moxie Percent: +30
7362	deadly plaid skirt of the businessman	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 38"
7363	tarnished bloodstain stick	0		Effect: "Stemonitis Storm", Effect Duration: 21
7364	purple fabric softener	0		
7365	deionized spinning fabric hardener	0		Effect: "Hustlin'", Effect Duration: 48
7366	boozy delicious bottle of laundry sherry	5	awesome	
7367	moist industrial strength starch	0		Effect: "The Moxie of LOV", Effect Duration: 11, Wiki Name: "industrial strength starch"
7368	yummy extra-flat panini	3	awesome	
7369	aerosolized frozen mangled finger	0		Effect: "Extra-Wet", Effect Duration: 24
7370	bad extra-dry maroon Psychotic Train wine	5	decent	
7371	crazy hobo notebook	0		
7372	decent huge pie man was not meant to eat	4	good	
7373	sommelier's towel of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
7374	fireproof tarnished tastevin	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip
7375	adequate small skewed actual tapas	2	good	
7376	gray ghast iron ingot	0		
7377	skewed rosewater-soaked chilly ghast iron cleaver	0		Cold Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +3
7378	padded thinker's ghast iron Garibaldi	0		Mysticality: +10, Damage Absorption: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 14"
7379	Jeselnik's resourceful ghast iron heater shield	0		Maximum MP: +50, Sleaze Damage: +25
7380	Annie Oakley's studded ghast iron codpiece	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 42"
7381	cool Pendant of Gargalesis	0		Moxie: +5
7382	Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab	0		Last Available: "2014-04"
7383	DNA extraction syringe	0		Last Available: "2014-04"
7384	ionized Gene Tonic: Dude	0		Effect: "Patched In", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2014-04"
7385	improved Gene Tonic: Beast	0		Effect: "Buttermilk Boogie", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2014-04"
7386	denatured extra-liquefied blinking Gene Tonic: Construct	0		Effect: "Chow Downed", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2014-04"
7387	extra-ionized jittery Gene Tonic: Undead	0		Effect: "Cold Hard Skin", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2014-04"
7388	magnetized irradiated Gene Tonic: Humanoid	0		Effect: "Elron's Explosive Etude", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2014-04"
7389	moist narrow Gene Tonic: Insect	0		Effect: "Bats in the Belfry", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2014-04"
7390	super-flattened squat Gene Tonic: Hippy	0		Effect: "Irresistible Resolve", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2014-04"
7391	alkaline warmed shaking red Gene Tonic: Orc	0		Effect: "Feeling No Pain", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2014-04"
7392	unsweetened purple Gene Tonic: Demon	0		Effect: "Moose Wisdom", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2014-04"
7393	aerosolized denatured improved Gene Tonic: Horror	0		Effect: "Snobby", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2014-04"
7394	nitrogenated aerosolized bouncing upside-down Gene Tonic: Fish	0		Effect: "Mucilaginous Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2014-04"
7395	vacuum-sealed Gene Tonic: Goblin	0		Effect: "Sugary Tongue", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2014-04"
7396	altered warmed wobbly Gene Tonic: Pirate	0		Effect: "Human-Hobo Hybrid", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2014-04"
7397	non-corrupted Gene Tonic: Plant	0		Effect: "Squid Squint", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2014-04"
7398	boiled warmed Gene Tonic: Weird	0		Effect: "The Q Is Talking To You", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2014-04"
7399	super-polarized aerosolized Gene Tonic: Elf	0		Effect: "Cute Vision", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2014-04"
7400	dry Gene Tonic: Mer-kin	0		Effect: "Burnt 'n' Turnt", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2014-04"
7401	extra-energized teal jittery Gene Tonic: Slime	0		Effect: "Booing Radly", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2014-04"
7402	polarized anodized maroon Gene Tonic: Penguin	0		Effect: "Wise Spirit", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2014-04"
7403	diffused ionized squat Gene Tonic: Elemental	0		Effect: "Proprie Tea", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2014-04"
7404	warmed anodized ghostly Gene Tonic: Constellation	0		Effect: "'Roids of the Rhinoceros", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2014-04"
7405	moist Gene Tonic: Hobo	0		Effect: "Clyde's Blessing", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2014-04"
7406	Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#1)	0		
7407	Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#2)	0		
7408	Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#3)	0		
7409	Steam Card: Space Trip (#1)	0		
7410	huge teal Steam Card: Space Trip (#2)	0		
7411	shaking Steam Card: Space Trip (#3)	0		
7412	Steam Card: Meteoid (#1)	0		
7413	squat Steam Card: Meteoid (#2)	0		
7414	Steam Card: Meteoid (#3)	0		
7415	blurry mirror Steam Card: DemonStar (#1)	0		
7416	Steam Card: DemonStar (#2)	0		
7417	narrow Steam Card: DemonStar (#3)	0		
7418	wobbly Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#1)	0		
7419	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#2)	0		
7420	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#3)	0		
7421	twirling pencil thin mushroom	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7422	Paradaisical Cheeseburger recipe	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7423	bouncing ghostly salty sailor salt	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7424	bike rental broupon	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7425	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Cocktail Sauce Bottle	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7426	jittery sprinkle shaker	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7427	warmed flattened sleight-of-hand mushroom	0		Effect: "Macho Profundo", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2014-05"
7428	Taco Dan's Taco Stand's Taco Receipt	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7429	blurry upside-down Beach Buck	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7430	magnetized warmed concentrated Fun-Guy spore	0		Effect: "Adrenaline Rush", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2014-05"
7431	galvanized twirling Boletus Broletus mushroom	0		Effect: "Carol of the Bones", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2014-05"
7432	extra-polymerized Omphalotus Omphaloskepsis mushroom	0		Effect: "Neutered Nostrils", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2014-05"
7433	extra-chilled Gyromitra Dynomita mushroom	0		Effect: "Spell Transfer Complete", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2014-05"
7434	oxidized Helvella Haemophilia mushroom	0		Effect: "Heavily Breathing", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2014-05"
7435	wet Stemonitis Staticus mushroom	0		Effect: "La Bamba", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2014-05"
7436	frozen anodized Tremella Tarantella mushroom	0		Effect: "Cautious Prowl", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2014-05"
7437	Pastaco shell	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7438	small stale Beefy Crunch Pastaco	2	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7439	stale massive Brain Food Pastaco	10	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7440	miniature rotten Cool Brunch Pastaco	2	crappy	Last Available: "2014-05"
7441	stale Medical Pastaco	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7442	special adequate Energy Buzz Pastaco	4	good	Effect: "The Power of Negative Thinking", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2014-05"
7443	decent tiny huge Ludovico Pastaco	1	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7444	bad overpowering mushroom wine	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7445	weak delicious complex mushroom wine	2	awesome	Last Available: "2014-05"
7446	fancy artisanal smooth mushroom wine	3	super EPIC	Effect: "Coldfinger", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2014-05"
7447	fancy hand-crafted extra-dry blood-red mushroom wine	5	EPIC	Effect: "Fitter, Happier", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2014-05"
7448	perfectly mixed weak buzzing mushroom wine	2	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2014-05"
7449	practically non-alcoholic drinkable swirling mushroom wine	1	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7450	normal half-sized Taco Dan's Basic Taco Dan Taco	2	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7451	stale enchanted diet Taco Dan's Taco Fish Fish Taco	1	decent	Effect: "Polka of Plenty", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2014-05"
7452	Taco Dan's Super Taco-Riffic Taco Sauce!	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7453	watered-down bad regular-size brogurt	2	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7454	boozy acceptable super-size brogurt	5	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7455	enchanted tolerable watered-down broberry brogurt	2	good	Effect: "Springy Fusilli", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2014-05"
7456	acceptable twirling brocolate brogurt	3	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7457	hand-crafted French bronilla brogurt	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-05"
7458	tumbling History's Most Offensive Jokes, Vol. IX	0		Skill: "Unoffendable", Last Available: "2014-05"
7459	red Now You're Cooking With Grease	0		Skill: "Grease Up", Last Available: "2014-05"
7460	Sloppy Seconds Diner Employee Handbook	0		Skill: "Sloppy Secrets", Last Available: "2014-05"
7461	narrow shaking industrial strength anti-fungal spray	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7462	Brogre brorts of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xGhuol, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-05"
7463	bouncing dangerous Brogre brolo shirt	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Last Available: "2014-05"
7464	veiny Brogre bucket hat	0		Maximum HP: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 14", Last Available: "2014-05"
7465	Spring Break Beach tattoo coupon	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7466	airplane charter: Spring Break Beach	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-05"
7467	one-day ticket to Spring Break Beach	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7468	huge fireproof gravedigger's 8-billed baseball cap of temperance	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-05"
7469	electrified energetic wicked extremely wet T-shirt	0		Spell Damage: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +20, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2014-05"
7470	friendly studded shrimp fork	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Familiar Weight: +3, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2014-05"
7471	extra-polarized ionized BROS Energy Drink	0		Effect: "Make Meat FA$T!", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2014-05"
7472	alkaline dry energized mirror go-go potion	0		Effect: "Brocolate Brostidigitation", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2014-05"
7473	warmed pickled shaking shrimp cocktail	0		Effect: "Gemini Rising", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2014-05"
7474	modified Yolo&trade; chocolates	0		Effect: "Dreadful Heat", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2020-09"
7475	greasy string of moist beads	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2014-05"
7476	narrow wobbly mirror Ultimate Mind Destroyer	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7477	corrupted super-Vulcanized huge Meat-inflating powder	0		Effect: "Cold Jellied", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2014-05"
7478	huge possessed sugar cube	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7479	dry olive sugar fairy	0		Effect: "Human-Plant Hybrid", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2014-05"
7480	Vulcanized tumbling purple skewed sugar bunny	0		Effect: "Mana Tea", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2014-05"
7481	sweet tooth	0		Last Available: "2014-05", Wiki Name: "sweet tooth"
7482	artisanal Rompedores de Fantasmas	4	EPIC	
7483	hand-crafted watered-down La Fantasma y La Oscuridad	2	EPIC	
7484	watered-down artisanal Fantasma en la M&aacute;quina	2	EPIC	
7485	loosening powder	0		
7486	pulsating castoreum	0		
7487	wobbly spinning drain dissolver	0		
7488	triple-distilled turpentine	0		
7489	detartrated anhydrous sublicalc	0		
7490	ghostly triatomaceous dust	0		
7491	high-proof aged tumbling bottle of Chateau de Vinegar	8	awesome	
7492	blasting soda	0		
7493	unstable fulminate	0		
7494	wine bomb	0		
7495	blue blinking shaking recipe: mortar-dissolving solution	0		
7496	bottled day	0		
7497	ghost formula	0		
7498	Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette	0		
7499	deionized nitrogenated anodized blinking Hot 'n' Scarys	0		Effect: "Alpine Mintiness", Effect Duration: 60
7500	maroon map	0		
7501		0		
7502	non-energized activated Texas tea	0		Effect: "Sleazy Weapon", Effect Duration: 63
7503	bouncing hardy dark hamethyst ring	0		Maximum HP: +50
7504	chaotic dark baconstone ring	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10
7505	hardened dark porquoise ring	0		Damage Reduction: 3
7506	baleful book	0		Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +5
7507	wobbly Usain Bolt's cloak	0		Initiative: +80
7508	label	0		
7509	decent half-sized Mornington crescent roll	2	good	
7510	diffused eye shadow	0		Effect: "Stevedave's Shanty of Superiority", Effect Duration: 20
7511	crumbling wheel	0		
7512	polarized quantum modified upside-down poppy	0		Effect: "EVISCERATE!", Effect Duration: 20
7513	narrow opium grenade	0		
7514	huge occult beefy duonoculars	0		Muscle: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Single Equip
7515	plastic rock	0		
7516	witch's spare house key	0		
7517	jittery Da Vinci's spider leg of the businessman	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Meat Drop: +50
7518	wand of pigification	0		
7519	perfectly mixed glass of bourbon	3	EPIC	
7520	red blinking burned government manual fragment	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7521	normal tiny blinking government cheese	1	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7522	scorching pair of government shades	0		Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-05"
7523	space junk	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7524	warmed narrow government	0		Effect: "Slightly Larger Than Usual", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2014-05"
7525	dry modified alien drugs	0		Effect: "Haunted Stomach", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2023-09"
7526	red weird space book	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7527	narrow alien force field disruptor bean	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7528	wool government-issued night-vision goggles of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-05"
7529	stale miniature loaf of alien bread	2	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7530	tiny delicious jittery squat grilled cheese sandwich	1	awesome	Last Available: "2014-05"
7531	dried fuchsia ghostly huge alien protein powder	1	decent	Effect: "Seriously Mutated", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2014-05"
7532	artisanal watered-down rocket fuel	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-05"
7533	fuchsia alien source code printout	0		Skill: "Alien Source Code", Last Available: "2014-05"
7534	alien source code printout (used)	0		Skill: "Alien Source Code", Last Available: "2014-05"
7535	watered-down bad fancy stealth bomber	2	decent	Effect: "Hammered", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2014-05"
7536	space beast fur	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7537	twitching space egg	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7538	mirror ramekin of space nuts	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2014-05"
7539	squat careful space beast fur hat	0		Monster Level: -10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley", Last Available: "2014-05"
7540	spinning skewed coward's space beast fur pants	0		Monster Level: -20, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley", Last Available: "2014-05"
7541	upside-down blurry green space beast fur whip of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2014-05"
7542	space invader	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7543	dance instructor's space heater of doom	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heat Space", Last Available: "2014-05"
7544	wobbly space bar	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7545	weak hand-crafted space port	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-05"
7546	lard-coated brawny space needle	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2014-05"
7547	modified Vulcanized bouncing buffed alien drugs	0		Effect: "Guts Feeling", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2014-05"
7548	tumbling hot ashes	0		Last Available: "2014-06"
7549	triple-wet liquefied maroon ash soda	0		Effect: "Nano-juiced", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2014-06"
7550	quadruple-polarized lime green liquid smoke	0		Effect: "Happy Trails", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2014-06"
7551	pressed dollop of barbecue sauce	0		Effect: "Inner Warmth", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2014-06"
7552	super-alkaline frozen bowl of marinade	0		Effect: "Sewer-Drenched", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2014-06"
7553	shaker of dry rub	0		Last Available: "2014-06"
7554	diffused modified triple-modified bottle of lighter fluid	0		Effect: "Voracious Gorging", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2014-06"
7555	page	0		
7556	elephant gift	0		
7557	diffused polymerized blood cells	0		Effect: "Held Closer", Effect Duration: 20
7558	mediocre wine	4	decent	
7559	extra-dry anodized green gummi turtle	0		Effect: "Locks Like the Raven", Effect Duration: 68
7560	turtle-shaped rock	0		
7561	modified giraffe-necked turtle	0		Effect: "Pemmican't", Effect Duration: 24
7562	enhanced aerosolized musk turtle	0		Effect: "Cool, Catlike", Effect Duration: 23
7563	quantum alkaline green programmable turtle	0		Effect: "Ginger Snapped", Effect Duration: 49
7564	frozen pulsating mocking turtle	0		Effect: "Human-Hobo Hybrid", Effect Duration: 16
7565	rotten ham steak	3	crappy	
7566	clever time-twitching toolbelt	0		Maximum MP: +20, Single Equip, Free Pull
7567	olive Chroner	0		
7568	narrow ribald flame-wreathed resourceful Time Lord Badge of Honor	0		Maximum MP: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10
7569	ghostly Tesla banded slick Time Bandit Badge of Courage	0		Moxie: +10, Damage Absorption: +100, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
7570	non-improved bouncing wobbly Friendliness Beverage	0		Effect: "Become Superficially interested", Effect Duration: 20
7571	purple prompt lightning-fast silent pea shooter	0		Initiative: +40, Adventures: +3
7572	tiny adequate purple D roll	1	good	
7573	therapeutic kiwi beak of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
7574	tolerable New Zealand iced tea	3	good	
7575	droll monocle of the detective of the early riser	0		Item Drop: +20, Adventures: +7, Single Equip
7576	moist chilled ionized jittery future drug: Muscularactum	0		Effect: "It Didn't Kill You", Effect Duration: 57
7577	cold-filtered future drug: Smartinex	0		Effect: "Influence of Sphere", Effect Duration: 16
7578	Vulcanized future drug: Coolscaline	0		Effect: "Shamboozled", Effect Duration: 38
7579	twitching time capsule	0		
7580	distilled squat liquid shifting time weirdness	1		Effect: "Wax On Your Shoes", Effect Duration: 50
7581	mirror shifting time weirdness	0		Adventures: +4, PvP Fights: +4
7582	snack-sized moldy red rack of dinosaur ribs	2	crappy	
7583	high-proof tolerable upside-down scotch on the rocks	7	good	
7584	educational stylish yabba dabba doo rag	0		Moxie: +25, Experience: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 27"
7585	studded wooly loincloth of Gandalf	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 27"
7586	helix fossil	0		
7587	S.S. Ticket	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7588	bouncing Clan speakeasy	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-07"
7589	artisanal glass of &quot;milk&quot;	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-07"
7590	drinkable practically non-alcoholic wobbly cup of &quot;tea&quot;	1	good	Last Available: "2014-07"
7591	high-proof hand-crafted blurry thermos of &quot;whiskey&quot;	10	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-07"
7592	watered-down artisanal Lucky Lindy	2	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2014-07"
7593	drinkable tumbling Bee's Knees	3	good	Last Available: "2014-07"
7594	tolerable Sockdollager	3	good	Last Available: "2014-07"
7595	practically non-alcoholic tolerable squat Ish Kabibble	1	good	Last Available: "2014-07"
7596	smooth spinning Hot Socks	3	awesome	Last Available: "2014-07"
7597	high-proof lousy jittery Phonus Balonus	8	decent	Last Available: "2014-07"
7598	acceptable practically non-alcoholic Flivver	1	good	Last Available: "2014-07"
7599	irresponsibly strong special tolerable Sloppy Jalopy	9	good	Effect: "Emotion Sickness", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2014-07"
7600	wet super-denatured quantum blurry flame	0		Effect: "Boilermade", Effect Duration: 39
7601	double-concentrated narrow temporary yak tattoo	0		Effect: "Bats in the Belfry", Effect Duration: 28
7602	cold-filtered polymerized Fitspiration&trade; poster	0		Effect: "Egg-cellent Vocabulary", Effect Duration: 23
7603	pickled bouncing maroon neckbeard	0		Effect: "Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin", Effect Duration: 11
7604	chilled artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice	0		Effect: "Gleaming White Teeth", Effect Duration: 47
7605	liquefied liquefied bouncing punk patch	0		Effect: "Hammered", Effect Duration: 64
7606	electrified tumbling steampunk potion	0		Effect: "Okee-Dokee, Smokee", Effect Duration: 33
7607	double-flattened diffused yellow vial of swamp vapors	0		Effect: "Cruisin' for a Bruisin'", Effect Duration: 46
7608	flattened liquefied ionized turtle mud	0		Effect: "Thunderspell", Effect Duration: 69
7609	dry ghostly blue Redeye&trade; Eyedrops	0		Effect: "Ponderous Potency", Effect Duration: 58
7610	ionized oxidized pulsating Dweebisol&trade; inhaler	0		Effect: "Egg-stra Arm", Effect Duration: 61
7611	frozen alkaline Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil	0		Effect: "The Two-Prong Crown", Effect Duration: 24
7612	double-altered energized tomato soup poster	0		Effect: "Army of One", Effect Duration: 17
7613	pickled mirror cyan bouncing bubblin' chemistry solution	0		Effect: "Fishy Fortification", Effect Duration: 16
7614	nitrogenated adjusted maroon spinning voodoo glowskull	0		Effect: "Heavily Breathing", Effect Duration: 65
7615	altered pygmy adder oil	0		Effect: "Spell Transfer Complete", Effect Duration: 60
7616	polymerized warmed alkaline pygmy witchhazel	0		Effect: "Hobonic", Effect Duration: 22
7617	flattened ionized short deposition	0		Effect: "Oh Hamlet Hamlet Hamlet Hamlet", Effect Duration: 27
7618	ionized extra-Vulcanized huge straw pole	0		Effect: "Hyperoffended", Effect Duration: 36
7619	activated extra-electrified boiled copperhead potion	0		Effect: "Hiding in Plain Sight", Effect Duration: 59
7620	modified skewed ninja fear powder	0		Effect: "The Two-Prong Crown", Effect Duration: 58
7621	double-Vulcanized frozen narrow ninja eyeblack	0		Effect: "Mental A-cue-ity", Effect Duration: 15
7622	triple-pressed pickled green button rouge	0		Effect: "Twenty-three Squid, Ew", Effect Duration: 55
7623	flattened Red Army camouflage kit	0		Effect: "Human-Elemental Hybrid", Effect Duration: 13
7624	non-electrified extra-irradiated skewed lynyrd skinner toothblack	0		Effect: "The Power of Positive Thinking", Effect Duration: 63
7625	galvanized red flask of rainwater	0		Effect: "Standard Issue Bravery", Effect Duration: 51
7626	activated triple-adjusted triple-alkaline ghostly oyster badge	0		Effect: "French Bronilla Brogueishness", Effect Duration: 47
7627	tarnished ionized squat blinking plastic Jefferson wings	0		Effect: "Can't Smell Nothin'", Effect Duration: 33
7628	aerosolized corrupted dancing fan	0		Effect: "Hairless and Airless", Effect Duration: 17
7629	triple-polarized altered page of the Necrohobocon	0		Effect: "Eagle Eyes", Effect Duration: 43
7630	flattened modified squat magic powder	0		Effect: "No Vertigo", Effect Duration: 67
7631	super-pressed deionized teal friar's tonsure	0		Effect: "Adorable Lookout", Effect Duration: 19
7632	irradiated activated concentrated twirling government-issue identification badge	0		Effect: "So You Can Work More...", Effect Duration: 12
7633	chilled mirror alien hologram projector	0		Effect: "Dreadful Fear", Effect Duration: 55
7634	corrupted deionized skewed irradiated turtle	0		Effect: "Moon'd", Effect Duration: 57
7635	quantum flattened wobbly cigar box turtle	0		Effect: "Super Structure", Effect Duration: 23
7636	squat hardy shellacked shell of temperance	0		Maximum HP: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7637	quilted pillow shell	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7638	forbidden whatsit-covered turtle shell	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7639	oil shell of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7640	supercharged extremely unsafe cool turtle shell	0		Moxie: +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7641	purple shocked shell	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer", Damage Aura: 1
7642	spinning narrow ingot turtle	0		
7643	duty umbrella	0		Water Level: -2
7644	huge pool skimmer	0		
7645	life preserver	0		
7646	lightning milk	0		
7647	aquaconda brain	0		
7648	thunder thigh	0		
7649	non-galvanized modified liquefied gourmet gourami oil	0		Effect: "Pronounced Potency", Effect Duration: 40
7650	energized shaking catfish whiskers	0		Effect: "Vanity Rage", Effect Duration: 36
7651	freshwater fishbone	0		
7652	skewed fishbone catcher's mitt	0		
7653	fishbone kneepads	0		Initiative: +60, Single Equip
7654	fishbone corset	0		
7655	fishbone fins	0		Single Equip
7656	fishbone facemask	0		Monster Level: -30
7657	fishbone belt	0		Critical Hit Percent: +25, Weapon Damage: +25, Single Equip
7658	fishbone bracers	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
7659	dangerous neoprene skullcap	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 16"
7660	anodized twirling goblin water	0		Effect: "Extra-Sharp Weapon", Effect Duration: 12
7661	fuchsia dumb mud	0		
7662	adequate thick skewed Sogg-Os	5	good	
7663	Sherlock's vibrating ruddy Lord Soggyraven's Slippers	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Item Drop: +25, Single Equip
7664	colloidal shaking Ancient Protector Soda	0		Effect: "Haunted Stomach", Effect Duration: 22
7665	super-moist liquid ice	0		Effect: "Employee of the Month", Effect Duration: 50
7666	high-proof drinkable blinking yellow Wet Russian	10	good	
7667	fancy spoiled filet of The Fish	3	crappy	Effect: "Can Has Cyborger", Effect Duration: 25
7668	Thwaitgold spider statuette	0		
7669	bouncing skewed chilly deadly thunder down underwear of horror	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Cold Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover
7670	twirling medical-grade beefy famous raincoat of the cougar	0		Muscle: +10, Moxie: +20, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Lasts Until Rollover
7671	perfumed smelly lightning rod of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover
7672	personal trainer's law-abiding citizen cane	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Single Equip
7673	smooth fancy legitimate business on the beach	3	awesome	Effect: "Aspect of the GravyPlum Fairy", Effect Duration: 10
7674	auspicious hep waders	0		Item Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xVolley, cap 12"
7675	bland jive turkey leg	4	decent	
7676	frightening birdbone corset	0		Spooky Damage: +5
7677	dry wet blurry candy cigarette	0		Effect: "Uncanny Shot", Effect Duration: 57
7678	fuchsia fortified 4-dimensional fez	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 12"
7679	spinning throwing candy	0		
7680	spinning blue super-absorbent tarp	0		Item Drop: +5
7681	tolerable weak unquiet spirits	2	good	
7682	supercharged banjo kazoo mount	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Single Equip
7683	tarnished pickled chilled grass	0		Effect: "Puddingskin", Effect Duration: 41
7684	cyan supercool Time Lord Participation Mug	0		Moxie Percent: +20
7685	shaking tumbling Usain Bolt's greasy Time Bandit Time Towel	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +80
7686	lightning-fast wholesome Socratic Caveman Dan's favorite rock	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Initiative: +40, Single Equip
7687	liquefied denatured jittery dog ointment	0		Effect: "Salad Days", Effect Duration: 27
7688	wool Fonzie's gumshoes	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip
7689	lime green perfumed grievous flapper floppers	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip
7690	cyan perfumed deadly sneakeasies	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip
7691	upside-down avaricious inspector's plastic nunchaku	0		Item Drop: +15, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2014-08"
7692	prompt avaricious hand whip of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Meat Drop: +30, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2014-08"
7693	shellacked wizardly glow-in-the-dark necklace of the dark arts	0		Mysticality: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2014-08"
7694	Groll doll	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-08", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.6
7695	horrifying Annie Oakley's cap gun of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!", Last Available: "2014-08"
7696	upside-down censurious friendly cassette player	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-08"
7697	fuchsia chewable paper	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-08"
7698	bouncing maroon rubber spider	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7699	upside-down &quot;KICK ME&quot; sign	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7700	anodized frozen confiscated comic book	0		Effect: "Sharp Weapon", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2014-08"
7701	Vulcanized confiscated cell phone	0		Effect: "Morninja", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2014-08"
7702	liquefied polymerized maroon squat confiscated love note	0		Effect: "Armored Innards", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2014-08"
7703	bouncing LCD game: Food Eater	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7704	LCD game: Garbage River	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7705	LCD game: Burger Belt	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7706	The Confiscator's Grimoire	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-08", Skill: "Summon Confiscated Things"
7707	denatured rubber nubbin	0		Effect: "Stemonitis Storm", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2014-08"
7708	blinking blinking weightlifter's rubber cape of the dark arts	0		Muscle: +15, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2014-08"
7709	spinning prompt coward's careful Thor's Pliers of doom	0		Monster Level: -30, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Adventures: +3, Attacks Can't Miss, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ply Reality", Last Available: "2014-09", Softcore Only: [1-path(Heavy Rains)]
7710	concentrated mirror spinning candy UFOs	0		Effect: "Bear Clawed", Effect Duration: 47
7711	Oprah's experienced water wings for babies	0		Experience: +2, Maximum MP Percent: +50
7712	mirror beautiful rainbow	0		Last Available: "2014-11", Skill: "Belch The Rainbow"
7713	flavorless snack-sized Strix stix	2	decent	
7714	ghostly hale stiffened vampire pellet of temperance	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum HP: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +5
7715	lousy practically non-alcoholic gray non-aged vinegar	1	decent	
7716	unsanitized scalpel of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15
7717	gladiator tunica of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7
7718	electrified Roman sadnals	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
7719	cyan pulsating mansplainer's madius	0		Monster Level: +15
7720	vibrating radiator heater shield	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10
7721	flattened ionized deionized teal salt wages	0		Effect: "Superheroic", Effect Duration: 42
7722	Lo Pan's centurion helmet	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, atk, cap 25"
7723	Chroner cross	0		
7724	blinking wicked pteruges	0		Spell Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, atk, cap 25"
7725	aerosolized alkaline upside-down Bruno's blessing of Mars	0		Effect: "Spell Transfer Complete", Effect Duration: 43
7726	pickled huge fuchsia upside-down Dennis's blessing of Minerva	0		Effect: "Stop the Presses!", Effect Duration: 67
7727	oxidized nitrogenated pressed Burt's blessing of Bacchus	0		Effect: "Frog In Your Throat", Effect Duration: 44
7728	liquefied pickled Freddie's blessing of Mercury	0		Effect: "Dreadful Fear", Effect Duration: 61
7729	Chroner trigger	0		
7730	cyan wobbly Xi Receiver Unit	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7731	jittery transmission from planet Xi	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7732	jittery Black Bart's Booty	0		Skill: "Pirate Bellow"
7733	Xiblaxian circuitry	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7734	Xiblaxian polymer	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7735	yellow Xiblaxian alloy	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7736	Xiblaxian crystal	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7737	blurry Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7738	bouncing Xiblaxian cache locator simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7739	Xiblaxian holo-training simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7740	bouncing Xiblaxian direct marketing simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7741	narrow Xiblaxian holo-buddy simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7742	Xiblaxian encrypted political prisoner	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7743	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth cowl	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7744	squat Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth trousers	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7745	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth vest	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7746	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: ultraburrito	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7747	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: space whiskey	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7748	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: residence cube	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7749	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: xeno-goggles	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7750	Xiblaxian 5D printer	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7751	Xiblaxian holo-bowtie	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2014-09"
7752	huge slick Xiblaxian xeno-detection goggles	0		Moxie: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-09"
7753	mirror cool Xiblaxian stealth cowl of the blizzard	0		Moxie: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-09"
7754	Xiblaxian stealth trousers of wisdom of dire peril	0		Mysticality: +15, Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2014-09"
7755	Jim Carey's Xiblaxian stealth vest of the overflowing toilet	0		Monster Level: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2014-09"
7756	decent immense Xiblaxian ultraburrito	10	good	Last Available: "2014-09"
7757	weak lousy Xiblaxian space-whiskey	2	decent	Last Available: "2014-09"
7758	olive blurry Xiblaxian residence-cube	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7759	concentrated extra-quantum They liver	0		Effect: "You Ate Some Hemp Candy", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2014-09"
7760	miniature stale They liver popsicle	2	decent	Last Available: "2014-09"
7761	holo-tank	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7762	twirling holo-bomber	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7763	ghostly holo-platoon	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7764	twisted spinning blinking residual zeal	1		Last Available: "2014-09"
7765	mirror quilted Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Drops Items, Last Available: "2014-09"
7766	Herculean defective Golden Mr. Accessory of extreme caution of the blizzard	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Monster Level: -25, Cold Spell Damage: +25
7767	airplane charter: Conspiracy Island	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-10"
7768	pulsating one-day ticket to Conspiracy Island	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7769	wobbly Coinspiracy	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7770	jittery purple Jeselnik's grievous wizardly Personal Ventilation Unit	0		Mysticality: +25, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-10"
7771	double-unsweetened cyan blurry the most dangerous bait	0		Effect: "Trufflin'", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2014-10"
7772	super-sized decent &quot;meat&quot; stick	5	good	Last Available: "2014-10"
7773	mixed shaking transdermal smoke patch	1	awesome	Last Available: "2014-10"
7774	specialty ammo bandolier	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7775	careful pair of plants of Leguizamo of horror	0		Monster Level: 10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2014-10"
7776	lard-coated sizzling brainy Sasq&trade; watch	0		Mysticality: +5, Hot Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-10", Nonstackable Watch, Rollover Effect Duration: 30
7777	ruddy rock-hard Rosewater's smoker's cloak	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2014-10"
7778	huge toasty manspreader's dangerous camouflage T-shirt of chilblains	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Monster Level: +10, Cold Damage: +25, Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2014-10"
7779	modified activated twirling experimental serum G-9	0		Effect: "Turkey-Ambitious", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2014-10"
7780	bouncing Sherlock's sizzling banded heavy-duty clipboard	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Hot Damage: +10, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2014-10"
7781	Usain Bolt's supercharged occult personal trainer's battery-powered drill	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2014-10"
7782	rotten limp broccoli	3	crappy	Last Available: "2014-10"
7783	double-paned vibrating educational hat	0		Experience: +1, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, 0.5xPotato, cap 31", Last Available: "2014-10"
7784	cold-filtered frozen monkey barf	0		Effect: "Gonna Get You, Sucker", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2014-10"
7785	nitrogenated unsweetened candy	0		Effect: "Crud&eacute;", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2014-10"
7786	cyan jittery resourceful jangly bracelet of the sewer of bravery	0		Maximum MP: +50, Stench Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2014-10"
7787	twirling jittery cuddly teddy bear of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Overload Teddy Bear", Last Available: "2014-10"
7788	ice-cold Cloaca Zero	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7789	Temple Grandin's vibrating first-aid pouch	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2014-10"
7790	bouncing teal khaki duffel bag	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7791	aerosolized corrupted Vulcanized airborne mutagen	0		Effect: "Greedy Resolve", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2014-10"
7792	gray squat SHAWARMA Initiative Keycard	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7793	blue bottle-opener keycard	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7794	Armory keycard	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7795	jumbo toothsome initiative shawarma	5	awesome	Last Available: "2014-10"
7796	moldy warm war shawarma	3	crappy	Last Available: "2014-10"
7797	rotten bouncing karma shawarma	3	crappy	Last Available: "2014-10"
7798	fortified artisanal Jungle Juice	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-10"
7799	acceptable Amnesiac Ale	4	good	Last Available: "2014-10"
7800	hand-crafted Highest Bitter	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-10"
7801	pulsating boxer's mercenary pistol of Gandalf	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2014-10"
7802	pulsating knitted energetic mercenary rifle	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2014-10"
7803	pulsating Merc Core Field Manual: Sanity Maintenance	0		Skill: "Hypersane", Last Available: "2014-10"
7804	Merc Core Field Manual: Intimidation Techniques	0		Skill: "Intimidating Mien", Last Available: "2014-10"
7805	Merc Core challenge coin	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7806	Merc Core deployment orders	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7807	teal TI-9000 calculator	0		
7808	blurry unused soap	0		
7809	blinking impure gasoline	0		
7810	Z-Bone steak	0		
7811	viral DNA	0		
7812	tarnished bottlecap	0		
7813	spoiled enchanted seared dino steak	3	crappy	Effect: "Weird Flavor", Effect Duration: 25
7814	drinkable watered-down bottle of drinkin' gas	2	good	
7815	jittery squat handful of napalm	0		
7816	dove DNA	0		
7817	gelatinous meat mass	0		
7818	99.44% pure math	0		
7819	simple AI	0		
7820	corrupted bird DNA	0		
7821	sentient meat mass	0		
7822	zombie dinosaur egg	0		
7823	french-fry grabber	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7824	skewed up-at-dawn energetic Herculean iShield	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Adventures: +5
7825	lightning-fast sinister Newton's earbuds	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +40, Single Equip
7826	up-at-dawn supercharged iFlail of temperance	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Adventures: +5
7827	stale blinking maroon unidentifiable dried fruit	3	decent	
7828	strong lousy flat cider	5	decent	
7829	spinning Jack Frost's Annie Oakley's studded trench lighter	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2014-10"
7830	pickled experimental serum P-00	0		Effect: "Become Superficially interested", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2014-10"
7831	mirror pulsating military-grade fingernail clippers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7832	encrypted micro-cassette recorder	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7833	gray gore bucket	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7834	pack of smokes	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7835	ESP suppression collar	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7836	GPS-tracking wristwatch	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7837	Project T. L. B.	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7838	Agent Mauve	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7839	yellow special clip: tracers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7840	special clip: wailers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7841	special clip: squelchers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7842	narrow special clip: splatterers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7843	special clip: boneburners	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7844	special clip: graveburpers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7845	denatured quadruple-energized perl necklace	0		Effect: "Man's Worst Enemy", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2014-12"
7846	colloidal shaking Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	0		Effect: "Jerky, Boy", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2014-12"
7847	tarnished adjusted wobbly shaking skewed ruby on canes	0		Effect: "Bone Chilling", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2014-12"
7848	spoiled half-sized petit fortran	2	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7849	adequate half-sized java cookie	2	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7850	stale enchanted cookie cookie	4	decent	Effect: "Demonic Flavor", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2014-12"
7851	stiffened plastic exo-suited miner	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Last Available: "2014-12"
7852	smartaleck's plastic semi-autonomous drill unit	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Last Available: "2014-12"
7853	grievous plastic ambulatory robo-minecart	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2014-12"
7854	aromatic plastic Crimbot	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2014-12"
7855	greasy plastic Crimbomega	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2014-12"
7856	altered quantum blue squat flask of mining oil	0		Effect: "Armored Innards", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2014-12"
7857	studded radiation-resistant helmet	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7858	teal beefcake's servo-assisted exo-pants	0		Muscle: +25, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7859	high-energy mining laser of the bloodbag of the boozehound	0		Maximum HP: +100, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2014-12"
7860	mirror peppermint tailings	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7861	nugget of Crimbonium	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7862	cylindrical mold	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7863	Crimbonium fuel rod	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7864	Petite Paintbrush	0		Adventures: +1
7865	Crimbot schematic: Gun Face	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7866	tumbling Crimbot schematic: Big Head	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7867	twirling Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7868	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7869	blurry Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7870	green Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7871	green ghostly Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7872	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7873	wobbly Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7874	Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7875	Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7876	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7877	pulsating Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7878	twirling Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7879	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7880	Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7881	squat Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7882	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7883	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7884	Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7885	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7886	Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7887	Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7888	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7889	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7890	pulsating Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7891	Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7892	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7893	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7894	Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7895	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7896	Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7897	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7898	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7899	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7900	twirling Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7901	blinking Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7902	narrow blue Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7903	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7904	purple Crimbot schematic: Rocket Skirt	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7905	recovered elf magazine	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7906	wobbly recovered elf toothbrush	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7907	recovered elf sleeping pills	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7908	purple recovered elf underpants	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7909	recovered elf wallet	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7910	recovered elf pocketwatch	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7911	recovered elf photo album	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7912	blurry recovered elf smartphone	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7913	Usain Bolt's asbestos-lined ruddy Size XI Wizard's Robe	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Hot Resistance: +5, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2014-09"
7914	ionized wobbly shaking Bit O' Quail Spleen	0		Effect: "Healthy Bronze Glow", Effect Duration: 24
7915	polarized twirling Take Eleven Bar	0		Effect: "Pork Power", Effect Duration: 32
7916	cyan mimeplasm	0		
7917	non-colloidal anodized wet squat BOOterfinger	0		Effect: "Spiro Gyro", Effect Duration: 49
7918	energized blurry Moonds	0		Effect: "Feline Ferocity", Effect Duration: 25
7919	pressed ionized ghostly huge Big Punk	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Pervy Noodles", Effect Duration: 59
7920	fist turkey outline	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-11"
7921	skewed turkey knuckles	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2014-11"
7922	fortified smooth Friendly Turkey	5	awesome	Last Available: "2014-11"
7923	high-proof perfectly mixed Agitated Turkey	6	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-11"
7924	mediocre Ambitious Turkey	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-11"
7925	rotten neutron lollipop	4	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7926	delicious gamma nog	3	awesome	Last Available: "2014-12"
7934	maroon spinning sneaky wrapping paper	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7935	Thwaitgold nit statuette	0		
7936	picky tweezers	0		Last Available: "2015-02"
7937	Crimbo Credit	0		
7938	boiled pulsating single atom	1	good	Last Available: "2015-02"
7939	Time Cape	0		Last Available: "2014-11"
7940	spinning Time Cloak	0		Last Available: "2014-11"
7941	sleeve deuce	0		
7942	pocket ace	0		
7943	yellow nastygeist	0		
7944	tooth	0		
7945	table	0		
7946	smelly thinker's brainy outlaw bandana	0		Mysticality: 15, Stench Spell Damage: +10
7947	artisanal whiskey in a broken glass	3	EPIC	
7948	perfectly mixed weak blinking shot of mescal	2	EPIC	
7949	delicious squat glass of herbal tequila	3	awesome	
7950	shaking shaking fuchsia minin' dynamite	0		
7951	plaid cowboy hat of the pedagogue of the brazier	0		Experience: +3, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "2xLep, 1xBarrr, cap 25"
7952	wobbly lasso	0		
7953	baleful rusted-out shootin' iron of wisdom of the pedagogue	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience: +3, Spell Damage: +25
7954	rattler rattle	0		
7955	narrow bag of money	0		
7956	huge upside-down Crimbo sapling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
7957	even more tinsel	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7958	box of Crimbo decorations	0		
7959	huge spinning letter to Ed the Undying	0		
7960	copy of a jerk adventurer's father's diary	0		
7961	wobbly squat perfumed stanky weightlifter's Staff of Ed of wisdom	0		Muscle: +15, Mysticality: +15, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +5
7962	Eye of Ed	0		
7963	wobbly teal amulet	0		
7964	red gravedigger's Staff of Fats	0		Spooky Damage: +10
7965	blurry Holy MacGuffin	0		
7966	Ka coin	0		
7967	World's Best Adventurer sash of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100
7968	squat topiary nugglet	0		
7969	beehive	0		
7970	boning knife	0		
7971	Aggressive Carrot	0		Free Pull
7972	powdered tumbling mummified fig	1	good	
7973	dehydrated yellow wobbly mummified loaf of bread	1	good	
7974	compressed mirror mummified beef haunch	1	decent	
7975	huge fuchsia linen bandages	0		
7976	wobbly cotton bandages	0		
7977	squat silk bandages	0		
7978	purple holy spring water	0		
7979	purple spirit beer	0		
7980	mirror sacramental wine	0		
7981	mirror talisman of Thoth	0		
7982	cure-all	0		
7983	skewed foul-smelling educational Sister Accessory	0		Experience: +1, Stench Damage: +10, Softcore Only
7984	extra-enhanced narrow Boosty Juice	0		Effect: "EVISCERATE!", Effect Duration: 21
7985	padded smartaleck's parachute	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Damage Absorption: +20, Last Available: "2015-12"
7986	ghostly maroon pad of the storm of Gandalf	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2015-12"
7987	sharpshooter's peeler of chilblains	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-12"
7988	perfumed pettipants of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2015-12"
7989	upside-down MacGyver's hardy panama hat	0		Maximum HP: +50, Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2015-12"
7990	veiny pulsera of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: 110, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
7991	Van der Graaf police baton of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2015-12"
7992	huge rosewater-soaked fireproof lard-coated horrifying Socratic plus-fours of mayonnaise	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spooky Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: 75, Hot Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2015-12"
7993	Jeselnik's personal trainer's porkpie	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-12"
7994	squat toasty shellacked pepper mill	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2015-12"
7995	cyan thinker's pelerine of the scaredy-cat	0		Mysticality: +10, Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2015-12"
7996	lard-coated phantom mask of the detective	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
7997	vaporized polyesterene powder	1		Effect: "Dweeby", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2015-12"
7998	powdered powder	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
7999	frozen oxidized purple choco-Crimbot	0		Effect: "Can't Be a Chooser", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2014-12"
8000	moist huge smart watch	0		Effect: "Barking Mad", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2014-12"
8001	denatured magnetized red shaking augmented-reality shades	0		Effect: "Wet Jaw", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2014-12"
8002	pulsating flame-wreathed toy Crimbot mega face	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "LIGHT", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
8003	crafty toy Crimbot power glove	0		Maximum MP: +10, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "ZAP", Last Available: "2014-12"
8004	Fonzie's toy Crimbot super fist	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "POW", Last Available: "2014-12"
8005	squat ghostly chilly toy Crimbot rocket legs	0		Cold Damage: +5, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BURN", Last Available: "2014-12"
8006	Vulcanized Crimbot battery	0		Effect: "Petit Forbearance", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2014-12"
8007	spinning Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	0		Skill: "Rapid Prototyping", Last Available: "2014-12"
8008	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	0		Skill: "Mathematical Precision", Last Available: "2014-12"
8009	blurry purple Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency	0		Skill: "Ruthless Efficiency", Last Available: "2014-12"
8010	Mini-Crimbot crate	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
8011	ghostly heavy-duty Crimbot aerial	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2014-12"
8012	scandalous Van der Graaf Crimbomega drive chain of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "LUBE", Last Available: "2014-12"
8013	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	0		Skill: "Rapid Prototyping", Last Available: "2014-12"
8014	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)	0		Skill: "Mathematical Precision", Last Available: "2014-12"
8015	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	0		Skill: "Ruthless Efficiency", Last Available: "2014-12"
8016	enhanced polarized teal mirror fitness wristband	0		Effect: "Deep-Seated Rage", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2014-12"
8017	deionized flask of tainted mining oil	0		Effect: "Sated and Furious", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2014-12"
8018	denatured blurry lime green and rain stick	0		Effect: "Dreadful Fear", Effect Duration: 35
8019	Chateau Mantegna room key	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-01"
8020	moldy big ghostly squat Choco-Mint patty	5	crappy	Last Available: "2015-01"
8021	lousy shaking hot mint schnocolate	4	decent	Last Available: "2015-01"
8022	modified mirror homeopathic mint tea	1	good	Last Available: "2015-01"
8023	muscle stimulator	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8024	bouncing foreign language tapes	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8025	twirling bowl of potpourri	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8026	ceiling fan	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8027	antler chandelier	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8028	gray spinning artificial skylight	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8029	skewed Swiss piggy bank	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8030	blinking continental juice bar	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8031	stationery set	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8032	calligraphy pen	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-01"
8033	alpine watercolor set	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8034	blurry scorching healthy tope&eacute;	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, cap 12"
8035	squat jittery friendly topiary tights of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Familiar Weight: +3
8036	topiary necktie of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20
8037	super-sized moldy purple bowl of topioca	5	crappy	
8038	twirling topiary skunk	0		
8039	topiary noseplugs	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8040	trusty whip	0		
8041	crumbling skull	0		
8042	rock	0		
8043	grievous pot	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50
8044	lime green spelunking fedora of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20
8045	wobbly lightning-fast sturdy machete	0		Initiative: +40
8046	gray mansplainer's shotgun	0		Monster Level: +15
8047	steel-toed boomerang	0		Damage Reduction: 9
8049	clever mining helmet	0		Maximum MP: +20
8050	tumbling Sinatra's X-ray goggles	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Luck: +5
8051	cape of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20
8052	ghostly wizardly jetpack	0		Mysticality: +25
8053	spring boots	0		
8054	narrow spiked boots	0		
8055	twirling pickaxe of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25
8056	torch	0		
8057	Jeselnik's vibrating [spelunking test kit]	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25
8058	pulsating Tesla plasma rifle	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
8059	Bananubis's Staff	0		Luck: -6
8060	fuchsia supercharged The Joke Book of the Dead of the sweet-tooth	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Candy Drop: +100, Luck: -6
8061	The Clown Crown	0		Luck: -6
8062	bouncing coffee cup	0		Luck: -2
8063	Tales of Spelunking	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8064	pulsating monkey statuette	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8065	olive banana	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8066	modified ghostly	1	crappy	Last Available: "2015-12"
8067	nuggets	0		
8068	Professor of Spelunkology	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8069	Stembridge sidearm	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8070	purple warehouse map page	0		
8071	warehouse inventory page	0		
8072	wobbly janitor sponge	0		
8073	Spelunker of Fortune	0		Skill: "Speluck", Last Available: "2015-12"
8074	Jack Frost's frosty Da Vinci's Spelunker's fedora	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Cold Spell Damage: 60, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-12"
8075	frightening toasty therapeutic Spelunker's whip	0		Hot Damage: +5, Spooky Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2015-12"
8076	friendly Jim Carey's Spelunker's khakis of mayonnaise	0		Monster Level: +25, Familiar Weight: +3, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-12"
8077	fuchsia Spelunker's Guild prize sack	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8084	LOLmec statuette	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8085	Spelunker of Fortune (used)	0		Skill: "Speluck"
8086	still-beating spleen	0		
8087	mirror Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	0		
8088	jewel	0		
8089	blinking headless sparrow	0		
8090	mangled squirrel	0		
8091	jittery rat carcass	0		
8092	flame-wreathed Van der Graaf wicker kickers	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8093	gravedigger's thinker's wicker slicker	0		Mysticality: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
8094	auspicious wicker knickers of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
8095	executive wicker ticker of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8096	studded fortified wicker sticker	0		Damage Absorption: 140, Last Available: "2016-12"
8097	sinister Da Vinci's wicker clicker	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
8098	altered cyan wickerbits	1		Last Available: "2016-12"
8099	fuchsia smelly vibrating belt	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8100	upside-down blurry lard-coated savvy badge	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8101	double-paned sage bowl	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
8102	Jim Carey's brooch of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Monster Level: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8103	bouncing frosty educational breeches	0		Experience: +1, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
8104	Lo Pan's backpack of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2016-12"
8105	diluted teal bits	1		Last Available: "2016-12"
8106	inspector's Sinatra's anvil	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8107	sage akubra of the empath	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2017-12"
8108	Samson's wizardly apron	0		Mysticality: +25, Experience (Muscle): +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8109	medical-grade ascot of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8110	Jack Frost's grievous attache case	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Drops Items, Last Available: "2017-12"
8111	foul-smelling accordion of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Stench Damage: +10, Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2017-12"
8112	compressed blinking aerosolized	1		Last Available: "2017-12"
8113	Lo Pan's curative wig	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2017-12"
8114	chilly winch crank of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Cold Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8115	inspector's scorching widget	0		Hot Damage: +25, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8116	tumbling sinister boxer's whisk	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2017-12"
8117	Da Vinci's walker of James Dean	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Experience (Moxie): +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8118	reassuring mansplainer's waders	0		Monster Level: +15, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2017-12"
8119	powdered skewed flakes	1		Last Available: "2017-12"
8120	blue arcane researcher's gaiters of doom	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2018-12"
8121	Tesla Oprah's garland	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8122	dangerous gunnysack of chilblains	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-12"
8123	spinning mirror auspicious wizardly garibaldi	0		Mysticality: +25, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2018-12"
8124	gravedigger's banded girdle	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Disco Pudge", Last Available: "2018-12"
8125	squat miser's gloves of the glutton	0		Meat Drop: +10, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8126	diluted bouncing smithereens	1		Effect: "Angry Bone", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2018-12"
8127	nippy fiberglass fetish of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-12"
8128	Herculean brainy fiberglass foil	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience (Muscle): +1, Last Available: "2018-12"
8129	blue hardy steel-toed fiberglass fannypack	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum HP: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8130	cool fiberglass frock of the boozehound	0		Moxie: +5, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2018-12"
8131	greedy fiberglass fingerguard of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8132	energetic smooth fiberglass fedora	0		Moxie: +15, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2018-12"
8133	twisted ghostly fiberglass fibers	1		Last Available: "2018-12"
8134	bottle of lovebug pheromones	0		Free Pull
8135	winged yeti fur	0		
8136	cyan talisman of Renenutet	0		
8138	blue rubber spatula of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25
8139	spoon of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100
8140	crystalline reamer of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25
8141	spinning curative macroplane grater	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
8142	teal Newton's bastard baster	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3
8143	shaking shaking asbestos-lined obsidian nutcracker	0		Hot Resistance: +5
8144	talisman of Seshat	0		Free Pull
8145	maroon experienced glass eye of the glutton	0		Experience: +2, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip
8146	corrupted lime green invisible potion	0		Effect: "Here to Kick Ass", Effect Duration: 44
8147	maroon time shuriken	0		
8148	ghostly reassuring brawny beefy ninjammies	0		Muscle: +10, Muscle Percent: +20, Spooky Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 0.5xPotato, cap 25", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8149	triple-quantum dry Glo-Pop	0		Effect: "Macho, Macho Dog", Effect Duration: 62
8150	boiled sugar sphere	0		Effect: "Burning Hands", Effect Duration: 17
8151	enhanced Shrubble Bubble	0		Effect: "Nut-Rition", Effect Duration: 34
8152	altered extra-ionized polyeaster egg	0		Effect: "Top Dog", Effect Duration: 20
8153	unsweetened tumbling purple candy dish	0		Effect: "Strength of Ten Ettins", Effect Duration: 58
8154	tarnished blinking Spechunky bar	0		Effect: "Hustlin'", Effect Duration: 11
8155	double-dry electrified shaking talisman of Horus	0		Effect: "Cool, Catlike", Effect Duration: 50
8156	check to the Meatsmith	0		
8157	spinning Skeleton Store office key	0		
8158	mirror bone with a price tag on it	0		
8159	half of a tooth	0		
8160	chilled quantum aerosolized mouse skull	0		Effect: "Bottle in front of Me", Effect Duration: 49
8161	electrified really thick spine	0		Effect: "Fancy Feasted", Effect Duration: 30
8162	ribald nippy skullcap	0		Cold Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley,cap 5"
8163	upside-down double-paned Da Vinci's three-legged pants	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Cold Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 25"
8164	Jim Carey's extremely unsafe remaindered axe	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Monster Level: +25
8165	twirling narrow low-budget shield	0		
8166	blinking cr&ecirc;epy mask of wisdom of the storm	0		Mysticality: +15, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, cap 5"
8167	bland baguette	3	decent	
8168	blue glob of icing	0		
8169	anodized mirror maroon ginger snaps	0		Effect: "Sweet Nostalgia", Effect Duration: 66
8170	cold-filtered corrupted double-liquefied upside-down blue mostly-broken sunglasses	0		Effect: "Cranberry Cordiality", Effect Duration: 63
8171	hand-crafted unflavored wine cooler	3	EPIC	
8172	pulsating carton of snake milk	1	awesome	
8173	sewer snake of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50
8174	miniature moldy pigeon egg	2	crappy	
8175	censurious scorching jaunty feather	0		Hot Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +3
8176	tolerable premium malt liquor	4	good	
8177	narrow shaking mansplainer's veiny brown paper pants	0		Maximum HP: +10, Monster Level: +15
8178	up-at-dawn baleful brown paper bag mask	0		Spell Damage: +25, Adventures: +5
8179	hardened ring of telling skeletons what to do	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tell a Skeleton What To Do", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tell This Skeleton What To Do"
8180	jittery executive breadwand	0		Meat Drop: +40
8181	Jack Frost's loafers	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
8182	Map to Kokomo	0		Free Pull, Skill: "Summon Kokomo Resort Pass"
8183	avaricious bread basket	0		Meat Drop: +30
8184	Ed the Undying exhibit crate	0		
8185	narrow family-friendly rock-hard The Crown of Ed the Undying	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Actually Ed the Undying)]
8186	Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic	0		
8187	teal spinning map to a hidden booze cache	0		
8188	hand-crafted Cherrytastrophe wine cooler	3	EPIC	
8189	practically non-alcoholic mediocre Radberry Rip wine cooler	1	decent	
8190	aged watered-down upside-down Orangemageddon wine cooler	2	awesome	
8191	weak perfectly mixed Breakfast Blast wine cooler	2	EPIC	
8192	perfectly mixed mirror Citrus Crush wine cooler	3	EPIC	
8193	snack-sized bland jittery plain bagel	2	decent	
8194	snack-sized decent wobbly upside-down glob of cream cheese	2	good	
8195	stale jumbo loaf of soda bread	5	decent	
8196	snack-sized spoiled acceptable bagel	2	crappy	
8197	spoiled fancy upside-down standard-issue cupcake	3	crappy	Effect: "Tennis Elbow-wow", Effect Duration: 45
8198	bland blinking ultra-deluxe cupcake	4	decent	
8199	ghostly hypnotic breadcrumbs	0		
8200	tasty popular tart	4	awesome	
8201	no-handed pie	0		
8202	dry chilled blue Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum	0		Effect: "Sticks and Stones", Effect Duration: 12
8203	yellow airplane charter: Dinseylandfill	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-04"
8204	purple shaking one-day ticket to Dinseylandfill	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8205	FunFunds&trade;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8206	lime green strapping expensive camera of the bloodbag	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum HP: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8207	sunglasses	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8208	triple-aerosolized Vulcanized cyan How to Avoid Scams	0		Effect: "Gummi-Grin", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2015-04"
8209	bouncing filthy child leash	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2015-04"
8210	bag of gross foreign snacks	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8211	bag of park garbage	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8212	grogpagne	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
8213	Sherlock's rigging rope of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2015-04"
8214	dried huge fuchsia nasty snuff	1	good	Last Available: "2015-04"
8215	sewage-clogged pistol of the storm of the brazier	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Sewage Pistol", Last Available: "2015-04"
8216	activated polarized beard incense	0		Effect: "You Ate Some Hemp Candy", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2015-04"
8217	nasty arcane researcher's perfume-soaked bandana	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8218	upside-down toxic globule	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8219	flavorless small tumbling squat lime green toxo	2	decent	Last Available: "2015-04"
8220	mediocre Lemonade-235	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-04"
8221	mirror censurious isotophat of the glutton	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-04"
8222	sharpshooter's educational Three Mile Island shorts	0		Experience: +1, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2015-04"
8223	yellow scorching dangerous toxic mop	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-04"
8224	skewed inert sludgepuppy	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8225	lead collar	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2015-04"
8226	jar of swamp honey	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8227	backwoods banjo of Leguizamo of the glutton of the early riser	0		Monster Level: +20, Food Drop: +100, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2015-04"
8228	grody jug	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8229	spinning grievous Fonzie's Da Vinci's ratskin pajama pants	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Experience (Moxie): +1, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2015-04", Rollover Effect Duration: 40
8230	polymerized turtle voicebox	0		Effect: "Oleaginous Soles", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2015-04"
8231	chilly resourceful clever fake washboard	0		Maximum MP: 70, Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2015-04"
8232	banded Dinsey's oculus of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Damage Absorption: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8233	Dinsey's radar dish of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2015-04"
8234	foul-smelling Jack Frost's Dinsey's pizza cutter	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-04"
8235	Lo Pan's Herculean Dinsey's brain	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2015-04"
8236	Sinatra's Dinsey's glove of the detective	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Item Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8237	teal twirling family-friendly double-paned Dinsey's pants	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2015-04"
8238	brain preservation fluid	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8239	purple keycard &alpha;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8240	keycard &beta;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8241	jittery keycard &gamma;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8242	upside-down keycard &delta;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8243	complimentary Dinsey refreshments	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8244	flame-retardant lube-shoes	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2015-04"
8245	trash net	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8246	scorching razor-sharp Dinsey mascot mask of the blizzard	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-04"
8247	moldy small Dinsey food-cone	2	crappy	Last Available: "2015-04"
8248	perfectly mixed Dinsey Whinskey	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-04"
8249	double-flattened electrified pressed Dinsey face paint	0		Effect: "critical.enh", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2015-04"
8250	sizzling fannypack of the brazier	0		Hot Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-04"
8251	Usain Bolt's inspector's occult garbage sticker of vim and vigor of the bloodbag of temperance	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum HP: +100, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +15, Initiative: +80, Drops Meat, Last Available: "2015-04"
8252	Jim Carey's Samson's hazmat helmet of the scaredy-cat of the sewer of temperance	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Monster Level: 10, Stench Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2015-04"
8253	Scratch-and-Sniff Guide to Dinseylandfill	0		Skill: "Olfactory Burnout", Last Available: "2015-04"
8254	Trash, a Memoir	0		Skill: "Garbage Nova", Last Available: "2015-04"
8255	Dinsey Maintenance Manual	0		Skill: "Dinsey Operations Expert", Last Available: "2015-04"
8256	tumbling Dinsey tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8257	irradiated boiled green tumbling nasty gum	0		Effect: "Heart of Lavender", Effect Duration: 33
8258	Wart Dinsey: An Afterlife	0		Skill: "Rotten Memories"
8259	dance instructor's The Lot's engagement ring	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Propose To Your Opponent"
8260	Mayo Clinic	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8261	Mayonex	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8262	Mayodiol	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8263	Mayostat	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8264	Mayozapine	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8265	Mayoflex	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8266	huge greedy wicked Sinatra's slick miracle whip	0		Moxie: +10, Experience (Moxie): +5, Spell Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8267	supercool sphygmayomanometer	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8268	tomayohawk-style reflex hammer	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8269	mayo lance	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8270	decent unappetizing mayolus	3	good	Last Available: "2015-05"
8271	special flavorless uninteresting mayolus	4	decent	Effect: "Headstrong", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2015-05"
8272	miniature normal blinking acceptable mayolus	2	good	Last Available: "2015-05"
8273	normal enticing mayolus	3	good	Last Available: "2015-05"
8274	decent miniature mouth-watering mayolus	2	good	Last Available: "2015-05"
8275	shaking newly-hatched mayonnaise wasp	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8276	mayo pump	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8277	Essence of Bear	0		Skill: "Bear Essence"
8278	aged Afternoon Delight	3	awesome	Last Available: "2015-04"
8279	Kokomo Resort Chip	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8280	tumbling Golden Kokomo Resort Chip	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8281	alkaline magnetized Kokomo Resort Brand Suntan Oil	0		Effect: "Sepia Tan", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2025-08"
8282	shaking Kokomo Resort Order Pad	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8283	The Cocktail Shaker	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8284	super-adjusted narrow Kokomo Resort Pass	0		Effect: "Bottle in front of Me", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2025-08"
8285	Mayo Minder&trade;	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8286	altered extra-nitrogenated Mayo de Mayo&trade; mayo	0		Effect: "Rushtacean'", Effect Duration: 29
8287	pulsating puck	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-06"
8288	twirling kill screen	0		Random Monster Modifiers: +1, Last Available: "2015-06"
8289	blinking boxing gloves	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8290	spinning scorching dice ring	0		Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip
8291	dice belt buckle of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Single Equip
8292	blurry dice-print pajama pants of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20
8293	spinning Van der Graaf dice-shaped backpack	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
8294	lightning-fast dice-print do-rag	0		Initiative: +40
8295	dice sunglasses of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Single Equip
8296	Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette	0		
8297	deionized altered cyan dice	0		Effect: "Very Clean Guns", Effect Duration: 35
8298	pixel	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8299	skewed pixel coin	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8300	ionized upside-down power pill	0		Effect: "Booing Radly", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2015-06"
8301	altered blinking pixel star	0		Effect: "Healthy Red Glow", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2015-06"
8302	massive rotten ghostly pixel banana	9	crappy	Last Available: "2015-06"
8303	mediocre pixel beer	4	decent	Last Available: "2015-06"
8304	bouncing puck with a bow on it	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-06"
8305	pumps	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8306	diffused vacuum-sealed ghostly sludgesicle	0		Effect: "Pisces Rising", Effect Duration: 17
8307	activated wet spinning &Uuml;berraschthexengebr&auml;u	0		Effect: "Whitened Teeth", Effect Duration: 28
8308	frozen alkaline alkaline upside-down olive piggy tattoo	0		Effect: "Locks Like the Raven", Effect Duration: 48
8309	deionized cold-filtered cold-filtered baggie of regular-sized tardigrades	0		Effect: "Rad-ish", Effect Duration: 45
8310	warmed polymerized narrow wobbly .epub file	0		Effect: "Mucilaginous Muscle", Effect Duration: 41
8311	magnetized BUBBLE GUM	0		Effect: "Tiki Toughness", Effect Duration: 38
8312	double-irradiated unsweetened pulsating hustler shades	0		Effect: "Leash of Linguini", Effect Duration: 25
8313	magnetized liquefied bouncing jerky stick	0		Effect: "Boon of She-Who-Was", Effect Duration: 36
8314	modified pressed frozen costume rental shop	0		Effect: "Your Favorite Flavor", Effect Duration: 69
8315	irradiated muscle oil	0		Effect: "Innately Wise", Effect Duration: 66
8316	unsweetened ionized jittery bottle of Red-Out	0		Effect: "Disdain of She-Who-Was", Effect Duration: 43
8317	Vulcanized pickled pickpocket protector	0		Effect: "Pumped Up", Effect Duration: 37
8318	non-frozen blurry sinister-looking cat	0		Effect: "Slimily Sagacious", Effect Duration: 42
8319	modified diffused jazzy cigarette holder	0		Effect: "The Best a Pirate Can Get", Effect Duration: 19
8320	deionized skewed lime green one glove	0		Effect: "The Q Is Talking To You", Effect Duration: 38
8321	nitrogenated alkaline glove	0		Effect: "Bat Attitude", Effect Duration: 17
8322	colloidal dry handful of fire	0		Effect: "Boon of the Storm Tortoise", Effect Duration: 55
8323	flattened polarized Cracklin' Oat Bran	0		Effect: "Using Protection", Effect Duration: 26
8324	pickled diffused oxidized upside-down fuchsia disposable lighter	0		Effect: "Stuck-Up Hair", Effect Duration: 38
8325	concentrated cold-filtered wobbly coal contact lenses	0		Effect: "Helvella Health", Effect Duration: 51
8326	liquefied blurry conjured ice cream	0		Effect: "Yes, Can Haz", Effect Duration: 25
8327	energized non-frozen twirling blinking Iceberglar scarf	0		Effect: "Disdain of the Storm Tortoise", Effect Duration: 65
8328	galvanized altered denatured icy hairspray	0		Effect: "Frisky Spirit", Effect Duration: 31
8329	irradiated blinking smellbook	0		Effect: "Izchak's Blessing", Effect Duration: 39
8330	activated quadruple-diffused assassin's cheese knife	0		Effect: "Floundering", Effect Duration: 16
8331	wet filthy armor	0		Effect: "Bilious Briskness", Effect Duration: 51
8332	energized vacuum-sealed liquefied red wobbly plague pie	0		Effect: "Amorous", Effect Duration: 41
8333	deionized green batarang	0		Effect: "Hypercubed", Effect Duration: 46
8334	Vulcanized pickled spare neck bolts	0		Effect: "Mutated", Effect Duration: 17
8335	super-dry enhanced anodized grease trap	0		Effect: "Sparkly!", Effect Duration: 28
8336	corrupted narrow shamanic ham	0		Effect: "Joy", Effect Duration: 32
8337	warmed activated porkpocket	0		Effect: "Turn On, Tune In, Play Ball!", Effect Duration: 54
8338	unsweetened warmed shaking Leonard's glasses	0		Effect: "Pasty", Effect Duration: 36
8339	double-unsweetened blurry warehouse walkie-talkie	0		Effect: "Salad Days", Effect Duration: 60
8340	frozen dry janitor's mop	0		Effect: "Gummiskin", Effect Duration: 37
8341	irradiated jittery spinning warehouse clerk's glasses	0		Effect: "Vented Spleen", Effect Duration: 55
8342	super-concentrated spinning baloney rotgut	0		Effect: "Libra Rising", Effect Duration: 43
8343	activated oxidized carton of gaspers	0		Effect: "Experimental Effect G-9", Effect Duration: 14
8344	warmed bronze polish	0		Effect: "Supafly", Effect Duration: 49
8345	vacuum-sealed pickled ionized upside-down crident	0		Effect: "Balls of Ectoplasm", Effect Duration: 39
8346	super-quantum ionized warmed huge totally sweet mohawk helmet	0		Effect: "Standard Issue Bravery", Effect Duration: 61
8347	Vulcanized concentrated pickled blinking spray chrome	0		Effect: "Okee-Dokee Go!", Effect Duration: 20
8348	colloidal chilled galvanized yellow filthy monkey head	0		Effect: "Yeah, It's Just Gasoline", Effect Duration: 25
8349	modified concentrated tumbling mirror hand of cards	0		Effect: "Preternatural Greed", Effect Duration: 12
8350	unsweetened damp bar rag	0		Effect: "Alchemical, Brother", Effect Duration: 11
8351	quantum concentrated ghostly blue lump of goofball ore	0		Effect: "Shredding, Sweating", Effect Duration: 30
8352	cold-filtered modified skeleton beans	0		Effect: "Really Deep Breath", Effect Duration: 17
8353	dry flattened quadruple-dry narrow green grimy lab coat	0		Effect: "Adapt to Change Eventually", Effect Duration: 20
8354	super-pressed dry nursery rhyme	0		Effect: "Nature's Bounty", Effect Duration: 20
8355	dry ghostly iron torso box	0		Effect: "Boon of She-Who-Was", Effect Duration: 37
8356	chilled quantum skewed red mercenary headband	0		Effect: "Lemony Goodness", Effect Duration: 32
8357	colloidal boiled radioactive spider venom	0		Effect: "Wax On Your Shoes", Effect Duration: 27
8358	deionized polymerized deionized blinking x-ray mirror	0		Effect: "Elemental Mastery", Effect Duration: 35
8359	extra-concentrated wrestling mask	0		Effect: "Gummiheart", Effect Duration: 33
8360	dry hawkface potion	0		Effect: "Grape Expectations", Effect Duration: 22
8361	polarized child-sized dracula cloak	0		Effect: "Little Mouse Skull Buddy", Effect Duration: 39
8362	concentrated devil-summoning hat	0		Effect: "Eyes All Black", Effect Duration: 52
8363	moist altered non-moist ghostly shopkeeper beard	0		Effect: "Hiding in Plain Sight", Effect Duration: 66
8364	non-chilled adjusted tumbling alien autoautopsy kit	0		Effect: "Uncaged Power", Effect Duration: 24
8365	deionized novelty fruit hat	0		Effect: "Thick, Sick", Effect Duration: 19
8366	nitrogenated dry invisibility cream	0		Effect: "Heavily Breathing", Effect Duration: 20
8367	quadruple-chilled handful of stubble	0		Effect: "You Can Taste the Darkness", Effect Duration: 11
8368	non-improved shaking garbage juice slurpee	0		Effect: "Mighty Shout", Effect Duration: 43
8369	flattened shaking shaking plunge-leg	0		Effect: "Worth Your Salt", Effect Duration: 11
8370	triple-colloidal funky eyepatch	0		Effect: "White Blooded", Effect Duration: 39
8371	nitrogenated triple-deionized pulsating cyan bucket of fish juice	0		Effect: "Fangs and Pangs", Effect Duration: 66
8372	quantum irradiated jittery flashy pirate dreadlocks	0		Effect: "Thaumodynamic", Effect Duration: 35
8373	chilled denatured pulsating mirror captured boozles	0		Effect: "World's Shortest Giant", Effect Duration: 41
8374	unsweetened concentrated warmed huge drinks tray	0		Effect: "Permanent Halloween", Effect Duration: 20
8375	chilled huge eyebrow lifter	0		Effect: "Christmessy", Effect Duration: 54
8376	submarine	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8377	small stale tumbling pixel lemon	2	decent	Last Available: "2015-06"
8378	perfectly mixed weak pixel daiquiri	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-06"
8379	denatured corrupted power pill	0		Effect: "Truly Gritty", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2015-06"
8380	triple-adjusted spinning pixel potion	0		Effect: "Impregnably Delicious", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2015-06"
8381	blinking Pack of Every Card	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-07"
8382	Deck of Every Card	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8383	blurry skewed popular part	0		
8384	upside-down bubblegum heart	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8385	cubic zirconia	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8386	blurry valuable coin	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8387	blurry mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8388	mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8389	mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8390	mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8391	mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8392	gift card	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8393	lime green hermit factoid	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8394	The Emperor's dry cleaning	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8395	stiffened The Emperor's new hat	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Last Available: "2015-07"
8396	flame-wreathed The Emperor's new shirt	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-07"
8397	mirror Newton's The Emperor's new pants	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2015-07"
8398	spinning rosewater-soaked sharpshooter's lead pipe	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8399	mansplainer's rope of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Monster Level: +15, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8400	nasty deadly wrench	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8401	shaking fireproof therapeutic candlestick	0		Hot Resistance: +3, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8402	healthy wholesome knife	0		Maximum HP Percent: 30, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8403	jittery veiny boxer's revolver	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Maximum HP: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8404	1952 Mickey Mantle card	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8405	talking spade	0		Free Pull
8406	savory dry noodles	0		
8407	adequate squat tumbling pestopiary	4	good	
8408	oxidized improved blurry ectoplasmic orbs	0		Effect: "[1701]Hip to the Jive", Effect Duration: 56
8409	decent blurry shaking crudles	4	good	
8410	yummy agnolotti arboli	3	awesome	
8411	small normal spinning spaghetti with ghost balls	2	good	
8412	small toothsome succulent marrow	2	awesome	
8413	flavorless salacious crumbs	3	decent	
8414	rotten tumbling fusilli marrownarrow	3	crappy	
8415	normal diet shaking suggestive strozzapreti	1	good	
8416	Mountain Stream gastrique	0		
8417	special stale diet Mt. McLargeHuge oyster	1	decent	Effect: "Egg Burps", Effect Duration: 35
8418	blurry oyster sauce	0		
8419	toothsome linguini immondizia bianco	4	awesome	
8420	spoiled snack-sized narrow shells a la shellfish	2	crappy	
8421	Jick's autograph	0		
8422	high-temperature mining drill	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8423	unsmoothed velvet	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8424	1,970 carat	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8425	bouncing lime green New Age healing crystal	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8426	blurry Volcoino	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8427	upside-down fizzing spore pod	0		
8428	ghostly spore pod	0		
8429	huge veiny spore pod	0		
8430	bouncing hard spore pod	0		
8431	spore pod	0		
8432	maroon hot spore pod	0		
8433	cool spore pod	0		
8434	upside-down jingling spore pod	0		
8435	fortified LavaCo Lamp&trade; of the storm	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2015-08", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8436	shaking miser's fireproof LavaCo Lamp&trade;	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2015-08", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8437	Usain Bolt's Samson's LavaCo Lamp&trade;	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2015-08", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8438	huge thin wire	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8439	olive ghostly insulated wire	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8440	empty lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8441	cyan full lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8442	maroon viscous lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8443	green lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8444	lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8445	mirror lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8446	tumbling SMOOCH bottlecap	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
8447	uncapped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8448	purple uncapped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8449	teal uncapped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8450	capped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8451	capped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8452	bouncing narrow capped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8453	heat-resistant sheet	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8454	LavaCo&trade; Lamp housing	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8455	New Age crystal	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8456	crystalline light bulb	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8457	broken high-temperature mining drill	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8458	skewed red Socratic high-temperature mining mask of the bloodbag	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum HP: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-08"
8459	teal rock-hard fireproof megaphone of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Damage Reduction: 5, Last Available: "2015-08"
8460	normal blurry mineapple	3	good	Last Available: "2015-08"
8461	lousy Gold Velvet&trade; whiskey	4	decent	Last Available: "2015-08"
8462	SMOOCH soda	1	decent	Last Available: "2015-08"
8463	gigantic adequate squat smelted roe	8	good	Last Available: "2015-08"
8464	practically non-alcoholic tolerable lavawater	1	good	Last Available: "2015-08"
8465	frozen warmed tumbling basaltamander tongue	0		Effect: "Phoenix, Right?", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2015-08"
8466	blue spinning foul-smelling stiffened lavalarva of doom	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Stench Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2015-08"
8467	upside-down jittery huge reassuring dog trainer's Herculean lava balaclava	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Experience (familiar): +1, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2015-08"
8468	healthy Samson's basaltamander buckler of incineration	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2015-08"
8469	quantum blinking yellow lava globs	0		Effect: "Fishily Speeding", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2015-08"
8470	diet decent gooey lava globs	1	good	Last Available: "2015-08"
8471	huge perfumed Lo Pan's lava-proof pants	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2015-08"
8472	occult extremely unsafe heat-resistant necktie	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8473	tumbling greedy Samson's heat-resistant gloves of the blizzard	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8474	spoiled very hot lunch	4	crappy	Last Available: "2015-08"
8475	special perfectly mixed asbestos thermos	4	EPIC	Effect: "Amorous", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2015-08"
8476	activated wet cold-filtered twirling liquid rhinestones	0		Effect: "Covetous Robbery", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2015-08"
8477	small spoiled disco biscuit	2	crappy	Last Available: "2015-08"
8478	practically non-alcoholic aged Quaatorade&trade;	1	awesome	Last Available: "2015-08"
8479	supercool biker's hat of the wise owl of the boozehound	0		Mysticality: +20, Moxie Percent: +20, Booze Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2015-08"
8480	twirling lard-coated flame-wreathed Tesla feathered headdress	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2015-08"
8481	lightning-fast Herculean electrician's hardhat of the boozehound	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Booze Drop: +100, Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2015-08"
8482	blurry Lava Miner's Daughter	0		Skill: "Asbestos Heart", Last Available: "2015-08"
8483	Psycho From The Heat	0		Skill: "Pyromania", Last Available: "2015-08"
8484	The Firegate Tapes	0		Skill: "Firegate", Last Available: "2015-08"
8485	&quot;DEBBIE&quot; tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8486	one-day ticket to That 70s Volcano	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8487	airplane charter: That 70s Volcano	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-08"
8488	Manual of Numberology	0		Skill: "Calculate the Universe"
8489	New Age hurting crystal	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8490	wobbly medical-grade smooth velvet pants	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2015-08"
8491	smooth velvet shirt of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2015-08"
8492	fuchsia twirling smooth velvet hat of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2015-08"
8493	tumbling ruddy smooth velvet pocket square	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8494	wizardly smooth velvet socks	0		Mysticality: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8495	zippy smooth velvet hanky	0		Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8496	prompt Lo Pan's The One Mood Ring	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8497	Mr. Choch's bone	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8498	Mr. Cheeng's 'stache	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8499	Saturday Night thermometer	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8500	blue the tongue of Smimmons	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8501	Raul's guitar pick	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8502	Pener's crisps	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8503	signed deuce	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8504	Lavalos core	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8505	half-melted hula girl	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8506	glass ceiling fragments	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8507	dried SMOOCH coffee cup	1	good	Effect: "Super-Charged", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2015-08"
8508	triple-chilled oxidized spinning bouncing labrador cookie	0		Effect: "Cat-Alyzed", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2015-08"
8509	smelly beefy Mr. Cheeng's spectacles of doom	0		Muscle: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Drops Items, Last Available: "2015-08"
8510	padded grease cannon of Gandalf	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2015-08"
8511	galvanized non-aerosolized electrified demon makeup kit	0		Effect: "Corruption of Wretched Wally", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2015-08"
8512	executive Jim Carey's energetic love	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Monster Level: +25, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2015-08"
8513	twirling Van der Graaf studded Pener's drumstick of extreme caution	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Monster Level: -25, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2015-08"
8514	Jeselnik's Annie Oakley's deuce cape	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-08"
8515	frightening hale Lavalos's shell of the boozehound	0		Maximum HP: +20, Spooky Damage: +5, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2015-08"
8516	fortified Rosewater's smooth velvet bra	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Damage Absorption: +60, Last Available: "2015-08"
8517	bouncing skewed blue jittery lightning-fast padded SMOOCH bracers	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Initiative: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8518	SMOOCH kneepads of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8519	beefcake's SMOOCH spaulders	0		Muscle: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8520	careful dance instructor's SMOOCH codpiece	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Monster Level: -10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 20", Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8521	Van der Graaf SMOOCH breastplate	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8522	superduperheated	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8523	skewed blinking fused fuse	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8524	superheated	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8525	toothsome lava cake	3	awesome	Last Available: "2015-08"
8526	normal jumbo pink slime	5	good	
8527	Devil's Elbow Hot Sauce	0		
8528	green Special&trade; Sauce	0		
8529	normal gigantic squat devil hair pasta	8	good	
8530	spoiled small skewed spagecialetti	2	crappy	
8531	blue Salsa Libre	0		
8532	mirror good gravy	0		
8533	illicit fish sauce	0		
8534	thick bland shaking purple wobbly libertagliatelle	5	decent	
8535	moldy turkish mostaccioli	3	crappy	
8536	jumbo flavorless linguini of the sea	5	decent	
8537	activated dry Hersey&trade; SMOOCH	0		Effect: "Ice Packed", Effect Duration: 30
8539	spinning wobbly Alexy sauce	0		
8540	skewed rainbow sauce	0		
8541	drug cocktail sauce	0		
8542	stale Fettris	4	decent	
8543	diet adequate fusillocybin	1	good	
8544	adequate tumbling prescription noodles	3	good	
8545	compressed twirling blood-drive sticker	1	awesome	Effect: "Object Detection", Effect Duration: 40
8546	anodized bag of grain	0		Effect: "Ruthlessly Efficient", Effect Duration: 49
8547	energized moist twirling pocket maze	0		Effect: "Stands Alone", Effect Duration: 55
8548	extra-activated liquefied jittery blinking shady shades	0		Effect: "Hangdog", Effect Duration: 20
8549	galvanized squeaky toy rose	0		Effect: "Jungle Juiced", Effect Duration: 65
8550	small delicious weird gazelle steak	2	awesome	
8551	moldy spinning sausage without a cause	3	crappy	
8552	ionized extra-irradiated face paint	0		Effect: "Deadly Lampblade", Effect Duration: 49
8553	perfectly mixed practically non-alcoholic spinning emergency margarita	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
8554	watered-down smooth vintage smart drink	2	awesome	
8555	narrow a ten-percent bonus	0		
8556	huge Thwaitgold termite statuette	0		
8557	skewed tumbling The Emperor's new cookie	0		
8558	magnetized Vulcanized polymerized Wickers bar	0		Effect: "Liquid Luck", Effect Duration: 46
8559	double-oxidized pickled yellow bakelite-covered bacon	0		Effect: "One Very Clear Eye", Effect Duration: 65
8560	vacuum-sealed modified twirling Aerheads	0		Effect: "Celestial Vision", Effect Duration: 51
8561	super-oxidized quantum Wrotz	0		Effect: "Sleaze-Resistant Trousers", Effect Duration: 27
8562	diffused adjusted Gabarbar	0		Effect: "Old School Pompadour", Effect Duration: 17
8563	Vulcanized triple-altered fiberglass insulation	0		Effect: "Thick-Skinned", Effect Duration: 34
8564	tumbling shrine to the Barrel god	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-09"
8565	upside-down frightening deadly arcane researcher's barrel lid	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Weapon Damage: +5, Spooky Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-09"
8566	shaking up-at-dawn MacGyver's beefcake's barrel hoop earring	0		Muscle: +25, Maximum MP: +100, Adventures: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-09"
8567	wobbly lightning-fast Tesla bankruptcy barrel of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Initiative: +40, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-09"
8568	firkin	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8569	normal barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8570	tun	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8571	weathered barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8572	barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8573	gray barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8574	moist barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8575	rotting barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8576	mouldering barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8577	barnacled barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8578	special bad bottle of Amontillado	4	decent	Effect: "Black Lung", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2015-09"
8579	smooth barrel-aged martini	3	awesome	Last Available: "2015-09"
8580	toothsome blinking barrel pickle	4	awesome	Last Available: "2015-09"
8581	miniature moldy barrel cracker	2	crappy	Last Available: "2015-09"
8582	dried blinking bouncing vibrating mushroom	1	awesome	Effect: "Arse-a'fire", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2015-09"
8583	mixed purple wobbly mushroom	1	decent	Last Available: "2015-09"
8584	spinning supercool KoL Con 12-gauge	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Last Available: "2015-09"
8585	Golden Mr. Eh? of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2015-09"
8586	tumbling barrel gun of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2015-09"
8587	green blurry barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8588	barrel beryl	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8589	yummy water log	3	awesome	Last Available: "2015-09"
8590	maroon manspreader's barrelhead of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2015-09"
8591	veiny Socratic bottoms of the barrel	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2015-09"
8592	flame-retardant chest barrel of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2015-09"
8593	bung spigot	0		Equips On: "Lil' Barrel Mimic"
8594	prompt dog trainer's double barreled barrel gun	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2015-09"
8595	scorching toasty triple barreled barrel gun of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Hot Damage: 30, Last Available: "2015-09"
8596	cyan slick barrel beryl choker of the cheetah	0		Moxie: +10, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2015-09"
8597	aromatic barrel beryl nose ring of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2015-09"
8598	cyan hardened barrel beryl ring of Gandalf	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2015-09"
8599	map to the Biggest Barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8600	potted tea tree	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8601	pressed dry jittery huge cuppa Flamibili tea	0		Effect: "Human-Goblin Hybrid", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2015-09"
8602	double-ionized non-altered cuppa Yet tea	0		Effect: "Moon'd", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2015-09"
8603	enhanced olive cuppa Boo tea	0		Effect: "Stregngth of the Gnome", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2015-09"
8604	polymerized improved cuppa Nas tea	0		Effect: "Swordholder", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2015-09"
8605	aerosolized mirror jittery cuppa Improprie tea	0		Effect: "Mystic Circle", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2015-09"
8606	adjusted upside-down yellow cuppa Frost tea	0		Effect: "Mystic Circle", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2015-09"
8607	colloidal cuppa Toast tea	0		Effect: "Ack!  Barred!", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2015-09"
8608	adjusted modified purple cuppa Net tea	0		Effect: "Sticky Hands", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2015-09"
8609	alkaline triple-energized cuppa Proprie tea	0		Effect: "Neuromancy", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2015-09"
8610	galvanized blurry huge cuppa Morbidi tea	0		Effect: "Fustulent", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2015-09"
8611	concentrated skewed cuppa Chari tea	0		Effect: "Springy Fusilli", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2015-09"
8612	non-liquefied cuppa Serendipi tea	0		Effect: "Knob Goblin Lust Frenzy", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2015-09"
8613	dry cuppa Feroci tea	0		Effect: "Icy Demeanor", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2015-09"
8614	tarnished cuppa Physicali tea	0		Effect: "Dweeby", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2015-09"
8615	vacuum-sealed boiled mirror squat upside-down cuppa Wit tea	0		Effect: "Spookyravin'", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2015-09"
8616	frozen pulsating cuppa Neuroplastici tea	0		Effect: "Pwnd", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2015-09"
8617	anodized cuppa Dexteri tea	0		Effect: "Spore-Wreathed", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2015-09"
8618	ionized double-alkaline frozen cuppa Flexibili tea	0		Effect: "Spiky Hair", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2015-09"
8619	non-unsweetened olive cuppa Impregnabili tea	0		Effect: "One Very Clear Eye", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2015-09"
8620	non-vacuum-sealed shaking cuppa Obscuri tea	0		Effect: "Strength of Ten Ettins", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2015-09"
8621	warmed pickled cuppa Irritabili tea	0		Effect: "Burning Ears", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2015-09"
8622	tarnished warmed cuppa Mediocri tea	0		Effect: "Wet Rub", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2015-09"
8623	warmed shaking cuppa Loyal tea	0		Effect: "Feeling No Pain", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2015-09"
8624	distilled skewed cuppa Activi tea	1	awesome	Effect: "Super-Mega-Charged", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2015-09"
8625	modified cuppa Cruel tea	1		Last Available: "2015-09"
8626	irradiated activated huge cuppa Alacri tea	0		Effect: "You Read The Manual", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2015-09"
8627	polarized magnetized cuppa Vitali tea	0		Effect: "Briny Blood", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2015-09"
8628	dry wet cuppa Mana tea	0		Effect: "Nasty, Nasty Breath", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2015-09"
8629	altered chilled cuppa Monstrosi tea	0		Effect: "Oily Flavor", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2015-09"
8630	extra-pressed ionized cuppa Twen tea	0		Effect: "Surreally Buff", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2015-09"
8631	dry tumbling purple cuppa Gill tea	0		Effect: "For Your Brain Only", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2015-09"
8632	liquefied triple-diffused tarnished cuppa Uncertain tea	0		Effect: "Techno Bliss", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2015-09"
8633	cuppa Voraci tea	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8634	jittery cuppa Sobrie tea	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8635	cuppa Royal tea	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8636	tarnished cuppa Craft tea	0		Effect: "A Few Extra Pounds", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2015-09"
8637	vacuum-sealed cuppa Insani tea	0		Effect: "Whitened Teeth", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2015-09"
8638	shaking wholesome Da Vinci's strapping Royal scepter	0		Muscle: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2015-09", Rollover Effect Duration: 5
8639	mirror doghouse	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-10"
8640	Ghost Dog Chow	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8641	yummy bouncing bowl of eyeballs	3	awesome	Last Available: "2015-10"
8642	stale bowl of mummy guts	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-10"
8643	stale immense bowl of maggots	6	decent	Last Available: "2015-10"
8644	artisanal blood and blood	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-10"
8645	perfectly mixed Jack-O-Lantern beer	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-10"
8646	acceptable zombie	3	good	Last Available: "2015-10"
8647	jittery ghostly Telltale&trade; rubber heart	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8648	wind-up spider	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8649	olive plastic nightmare troll	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8650	tennis ball	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8651	pulsating friendly veiny banded crown	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum HP: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xGhuol, cap 27"
8652	ear poison	0		
8653	stink-penny	0		
8654	huge Usain Bolt's rosy-cheeked groovy hawk	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Initiative: +80
8655	flavorless miniature hamlet sandwich	2	decent	
8656	frosty Othello's military jacket	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
8657	Jim Carey's Othello's dagger	0		Monster Level: +25, Single Equip
8658	stylish Othello's handkerchief	0		Moxie: +25, Single Equip
8659	modified bowl of Jeal-O	0		Effect: "Spirit of Alph", Effect Duration: 17
8660	grip key	0		
8661	How to Play Othello	0		
8662	avaricious fireproof ghostly dagger of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Hot Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +30
8663	artisanal ghost beer	3	EPIC	
8664	Othello set of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20
8665	rotten tomato	0		
8666	Twelve Night Energy	0		
8667	squat green lard-coated Yorick of the blizzard of doom	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
8668	blinking red rose	0		
8669	tulip	0		
8670	tulip	0		
8671	tulip	0		
8672	Walford's bucket	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8673	blurry Wal-Mart gift certificate	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8674	gray airplane charter: The Glaciest	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-11"
8675	one-day ticket to The Glaciest	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8676	vacuum-sealed cold-filtered shoulder-warming lotion	0		Effect: "Updated", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2015-11"
8677	decent iceberg lettuce	4	good	Last Available: "2015-11"
8678	hand-crafted watered-down bouncing ice wine	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-11"
8679	red skewed therapeutic baleful savvy Wal-Mart snowglobe	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Spell Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2015-11"
8680	Fonzie's Wal-Mart nametag of incineration of the glutton	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2015-11"
8681	dog trainer's Jim Carey's Da Vinci's Wal-Mart overalls	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Monster Level: +25, Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2015-11"
8682	To Build an Igloo	0		Skill: "Refusal to Freeze", Last Available: "2015-11"
8683	The Chill of the Wild	0		Skill: "Beardfreeze", Last Available: "2015-11"
8684	Cold Fang	0		Skill: "Frost Bite", Last Available: "2015-11"
8685	shaking Wal-Mart tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8686	blinking perfect ice cube	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8687	The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide	0		Skill: "Perfect Freeze", Last Available: "2015-11"
8688	upside-down wool bellhop's hat	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 0.75xBarrr, cap 30", Last Available: "2015-11"
8689	artisanal enchanted ice porter	3	EPIC	Effect: "Inappropriate Spirit", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2015-11", Wiki Name: "ice porter (drink)"
8690	aerosolized irradiated narrow exotic travel brochure	0		Effect: "Chalked-Up Teeth", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2015-11"
8691	bag of foreign bribes	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8692	polarized upside-down shampoo-conditioner	0		Effect: "Crimbo Epiphany", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2015-11"
8693	hotel minibar key	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8694	ice hotel bell	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8695	skewed Martialest Arts trophy	0		Last Available: "2016-01"
8696	vaporized medicinal herbs	1		Last Available: "2016-01"
8697	moldy blurry ice rice	4	crappy	Last Available: "2016-01"
8698	drinkable iced plum wine	4	good	Last Available: "2016-01"
8699	upside-down up-at-dawn extremely unsafe Herculean training belt	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Adventures: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-01"
8700	stiffened beefcake's training legwarmers of the pedagogue	0		Muscle: +25, Experience: +3, Damage Reduction: 1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-01"
8701	red veiny razor-sharp sage training helmet	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2016-01"
8702	spinning huge training scroll:  Shattering Punch	0		Skill: "Shattering Punch", Last Available: "2016-01"
8703	training scroll:  Snokebomb	0		Skill: "Snokebomb", Last Available: "2016-01"
8704	tumbling tumbling training scroll:  Shivering Monkey Technique	0		Skill: "Shivering Monkey Technique", Last Available: "2016-01"
8705	X-32-F snowman crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-01"
8706	skewed machine elf capsule	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8707	self-dribbling basketball	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
8708	twisted abstraction: action	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8709	pickled abstraction: thought	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8710	boiled blurry abstraction: sensation	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8711	boiled wobbly abstraction: purpose	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8712	altered cyan abstraction: category	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8713	distilled squat maroon abstraction: perception	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8714	modified tumbling abstraction: motion	1		Effect: "Norwhalloped", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2015-12"
8715	modified abstraction: joy	1		Effect: "Thunderheart", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2015-12"
8716	compressed upside-down abstraction: certainty	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8717	denatured green abstraction: comprehension	1		Effect: "Action", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2015-12"
8718	modern picture frame	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8719	flavorless VYKEA meatballs	4	decent	Last Available: "2015-11"
8720	perfectly mixed VYKEA mead	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-11"
8721	pressed adjusted shaking VYKEA woadpaint	0		Effect: "Human-Fish Hybrid", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2015-11"
8722	green VYKEA frenzy rune	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8723	wobbly VYKEA blood rune	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8724	VYKEA lightning rune	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8725	narrow VYKEA plank	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8726	skewed VYKEA rail	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8727	pulsating VYKEA bracket	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8728	upside-down VYKEA dowel	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8729	dance instructor's Rosewater's VYKEA hex key of the storm	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2015-11"
8730	jittery VYKEA instructions	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8731	flavorless tin of submardines	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-11", Wiki Name: "tin of submardines"
8732	delicious bottle of norwhiskey	4	awesome	Last Available: "2015-11"
8733	pickled octolus oculus	1	good	Last Available: "2015-11"
8734	steel-toed smartaleck's brainy sardine can key	0		Mysticality: +5, Moxie Percent: +30, Damage Reduction: 9, Last Available: "2015-11"
8735	lightning-fast nasty manspreader's norwhal helmet	0		Monster Level: +10, Stench Damage: +5, Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2015-11"
8736	studded octolus-skin cloak of dire peril of Gandalf	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Damage Absorption: +80, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2015-11", Rollover Effect Duration: 30
8737	mediocre enchanted perfect cosmopolitan	3	decent	Effect: "Disco Neuropathy", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2015-11"
8738	perfectly mixed jittery perfect negroni	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-11"
8739	practically non-alcoholic tolerable perfect dark and stormy	1	good	Last Available: "2015-11"
8740	tolerable cyan jittery perfect mimosa	4	good	Last Available: "2015-11"
8741	weak lousy gray perfect old-fashioned	2	decent	Last Available: "2015-11"
8742	smooth practically non-alcoholic skewed perfect paloma	1	awesome	Last Available: "2015-11"
8743	denatured frozen corrupted That 70s Cologne	0		Effect: "Raging Animal", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2015-11"
8744	non-pressed bouncing Wal-Mart &quot;diamond&quot; ring	0		Effect: "Inner Dog", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2015-11"
8745	electrified liquefied Puffstone cigar	0		Effect: "Booooooze", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2015-11"
8746	double-unsweetened Conspiracy&trade; mascara	0		Effect: "Smoky Third Eye", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2015-11"
8747	vacuum-sealed squat Spring Break Beach &quot;swimsuit&quot;	0		Effect: "Glo-Face", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2015-11"
8748	airplane tattoo	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8749	deionized Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe	0		Effect: "Moose Wisdom", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2015-12"
8750	galvanized huge hemp candy necklace	0		Effect: "Mystic Circle", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2015-12"
8751	chilled communal gobstopper	0		Effect: "Arabian Knighthood", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2015-12"
8752	bite-sized spoiled Crimbo salad	1	crappy	Last Available: "2015-12"
8753	decent bread line	3	good	Last Available: "2015-12"
8754	perfectly mixed upside-down bark rootbeer	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-12"
8755	artisanal ale	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-12"
8756	plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2015-12"
8757	brainy plastic Rudolph the Red	0		Mysticality: +5, Last Available: "2015-12"
8758	sage plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
8759	squat plastic Crimborgatron of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2015-12"
8760	ghostly blinking plastic Crimbodhisattva of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2015-12"
8761	bouquet of all-natural free-range flowers	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8762	yellow stack of communist leaflets	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8763	bouncing BACON	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
8764	blurry box of Gratitude chocolates	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8765	skewed Gratitude chocolate (thyme-filled)	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8766	perfectly mixed Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled)	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-02"
8767	Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled)	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8768	Gratitude chocolate (octopus-filled)	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8769	chocolate bowtie	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8770	deionized pitted sheet	0		Effect: "Muddled", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2015-12"
8771	sparking robo-battery	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8772	overloaded micro-reactor	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8773	jittery nippy fortified Da Vinci's reusable shopping bag	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Damage Absorption: +60, Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
8775	Sinatra's coarse hemp socks	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
8776	family-friendly armband	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
8777	tumbling bundle of &quot;fragrant&quot; herbs	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8778	nuclear stockpile	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8779	mirror pine cone	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8780	iron chain	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8781	strapping pine cone necklace	0		Muscle: +5, Last Available: "2015-12"
8782	stanky reindeer hammer	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-12"
8783	executive elf ploughshare	0		Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2015-12"
8784	tumbling tumbling circle drum	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8785	The Big Book of Communism	0		Last Available: "2015-12", Skill: "Communism!"
8786	upside-down faded protest sign	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8787	faded protest sign	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8788	nasty-smelling moss	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8789	book	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8790	aromatic elven tambourine	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2015-12"
8791	reindeer sickle of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2015-12"
8792	yellow face paint	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8793	face paint	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8794	teal The Big Book of Communism (used)	0		Skill: "Communism!", Last Available: "2015-12"
8795	ghostly Batfellow comic	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
8796	upside-down plastic spoiler	0		
8797	mirror bat-oomerang	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8798	jittery bat-jute	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8799	mirror bat-o-mite	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8800	shaking ROM of Optimality	0		Skill: "Toggle Optimality"
8801	gray incriminating evidence	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8802	dangerous chemicals	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8803	kidnapped orphan	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8804	high-grade	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8805	huge high-tensile-strength fibers	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8806	high-grade explosives	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8807	lime green experimental gene therapy	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8808	ultracoagulator	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8809	cyan self-defense training	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8810	fingerprint dusting kit	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8811	bouncing huge confidence-building hug	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8812	squat exploding kickball	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8813	jittery glob of Bat-Glue	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8814	blue tumbling Bat-Aid&trade; bandage	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8815	bat-bearing	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8816	spoiled Kudzu salad	3	crappy	Last Available: "2016-12"
8817	modified squat squat Mansquito Serum	1		Last Available: "2016-12"
8818	fancy watered-down acceptable Miss Graves' vermouth	2	good	Effect: "Tightly-Wound Spine", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2016-12"
8819	decent The Plumber's mushroom stew	3	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
8820	dried The Author's ink	1		Last Available: "2016-02"
8821	drinkable The Mad Liquor	3	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
8822	weak aged Doc Clock's thyme cocktail	2	awesome	Last Available: "2016-12"
8823	spoiled Mr. Burnsger	4	crappy	Last Available: "2016-12"
8824	powdered lime green The Inquisitor's unidentifiable object	1		Last Available: "2016-12"
8825	upside-down educational Rosewater's The Jokester's gun of the sweet-tooth	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience: +1, Candy Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire the Jokester's Gun", Last Available: "2016-12"
8826	upside-down Usain Bolt's Da Vinci's The Jokester's wig of Gandalf	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Initiative: +80, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Adjust the Jokester's Wig", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol", Last Available: "2016-12"
8827	maroon Jack Frost's nippy dance instructor's The Jokester's pants	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Cold Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Adjust the Jokester's Pants", Last Available: "2016-12"
8828	quadruple-warmed triple-pressed ghostly skewed pulsating Jokester makeup	0		Effect: "Wise Spirit", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2016-12"
8829	squat replica bat-oomerang	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
8830	battoo kit	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
8831	basking robin	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
8832	domino mask	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8833	frozen double-improved blinking robin's egg	0		Effect: "Deadly Lampblade", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2016-12"
8834	toothsome special squat robin flan	3	awesome	Effect: "Sizzling with Fury", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2016-12"
8835	weak bad robin nog	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
8836	spinning LT&T telegraph office deed	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8837	pulsating tumbling plaintive telegram	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8838	exploding gum	0		
8839	root beer barrel	0		
8840	tarnished electrified Kudzu slaw	0		Effect: "Slimy Hands", Effect Duration: 55
8841	colloidal non-unsweetened Mansquito's blood	0		Effect: "You're Not Cooking", Effect Duration: 15
8842	quantum liquefied infrablack lipstick	0		Effect: "Covetous Robbery", Effect Duration: 23
8843	moist tumbling can of drain cleaner	0		Effect: "Fudgehound", Effect Duration: 28
8844	Vulcanized blurry The Author's inkwell	0		Effect: "Human-Slime Hybrid", Effect Duration: 68
8845	alkaline flattened yellow bag of random words	0		Effect: "There Wolf", Effect Duration: 16
8846	triple-polymerized quantum mirror fuchsia tube of pendulum lube	0		Effect: "Indescribable Flavor", Effect Duration: 26
8847	quadruple-dry bouncing red-hot jawbreaker	0		Effect: "Adorable Lookout", Effect Duration: 27
8848	dry aerosolized blurry upside-down question juice	0		Effect: "Cold Blooded", Effect Duration: 11
8849	polymerized tube of villain	0		Effect: "Cat Class, Cat Style", Effect Duration: 26
8850	wholesome your cowboy boots	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cowboy Kick", Last Available: "2016-02"
8851	mirror inflatable LT&T telegraph office	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8852	nugget of quicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8853	nugget of thicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8854	narrow shaking nugget of wicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8855	blurry nugget of slicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8856	nugget of sicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8857	nugget of nicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8858	narrow nugget of ticksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8859	huge executive quicksilver ring	0		Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8860	jittery gravedigger's stiffened beefy thicksilver ring	0		Muscle: +10, Damage Reduction: 1, Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8861	wicksilver ring of the pedagogue of Calamity Jane of the overflowing toilet	0		Experience: +3, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8862	mirror curative Da Vinci's slicksilver ring of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Experience (Mysticality): +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8863	scandalous chilly electrified sicksilver ring	0		Cold Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8864	wobbly scorching educational nicksilver ring of Calamity Jane	0		Experience: +1, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8865	educational savvy ticksilver ring	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8866	green healthy arcane researcher's groovy Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2016-02"
8867	skewed mirror therapeutic dangerous Tesla's Electroplated Beans of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: 30, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2016-02"
8868	hale steel-toed Socratic Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2016-02"
8869	blurry Da Vinci's Hellfire Spicy Beans	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Last Available: "2016-02"
8870	huge ruddy Frigid Northern Beans	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2016-02"
8871	occult World's Blackest-Eyed Peas	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2016-02"
8872	upside-down wool Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2016-02"
8873	ghostly Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2016-02"
8874	mirror lard-coated Jim Carey's stiffened slick Val-U Brand Every Bean Salad of the boozehound	0		Moxie: +10, Damage Reduction: 1, Monster Level: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2016-02"
8875	wobbly twirling weightlifter's Shrub's Premium Baked Beans of the storm of the brazier	0		Muscle: +15, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-02"
8876	bland half-sized plate of Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8877	flavorless plate of Tesla's Electroplated Beans	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8878	spoiled super-sized plate of Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas	5	crappy	Last Available: "2016-02"
8879	bland plate of Hellfire Spicy Beans	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8880	stale plate of Frigid Northern Beans	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8881	super-sized moldy spinning shaking plate of World's Blackest-Eyed Peas	5	crappy	Last Available: "2016-02"
8882	normal plate of Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans	3	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8883	yummy jumbo plate of Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans	5	awesome	Last Available: "2016-02"
8884	big tasty shaking twirling purple plate of Val-U Brand Every Bean Salad	5	awesome	Last Available: "2016-02"
8885	miniature moldy cyan plate of Shrub's Premium Baked Beans	2	crappy	Last Available: "2016-02"
8886	Fancy Jeff's pocket square of the brazier of doom	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8887	wobbly flame-wreathed lion tamer's Daisy's unclean bloomers of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Experience (familiar): +2, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xBArrr, 1xGhuol, cap 37", Last Available: "2016-02"
8888	Pecos Dave's sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8889	vibrating Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes of Gandalf of extreme caution	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Monster Level: -25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2016-02"
8890	narrow Glenn's dice	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8891	Temple Grandin's Oprah's studded occult Former Sheriff Dan's tin star of the detective	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Familiar Weight: +7, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2016-02"
8892	huge blinking El Vibrato restraints	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8893	narrow blinking Clara's bell	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8894	reassuring Herculean Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Experience (Muscle): +1, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2016-02"
8895	narrow buffalo dime	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8896	cow poker	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8897	adjusted upside-down upside-down poker face paint	0		Effect: "Deadly Flashing Blade", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2016-02"
8898	twirling realistic cap gun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8899	fancy tainted milk	1	decent	Effect: "Egg-cellent Vocabulary", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2016-02"
8900	bouncing gun parts	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8901	pickled ionized triggerfingerbone	0		Effect: "The Magic of Sharing", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2016-02"
8902	energized blinking ghost bit	0		Effect: "So You Can Work More...", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2016-02"
8903	extra-enhanced diffused buzzard feather	0		Effect: "Berry Elemental", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2016-02"
8904	polymerized Vulcanized blurry lion musk	0		Effect: "Heart of White", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2016-02"
8905	toothsome red bear claw	3	awesome	Last Available: "2016-02"
8906	corrupted tumbling squat rattler gland	0		Effect: "Slimily Speedy", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2016-02"
8907	polymerized narrow squat half-digested coal	0		Effect: "Also Schmeckt Zarathustra", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2016-02"
8908	deionized tightly-wound spine	0		Effect: "Knob Goblin Lust Frenzy", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2016-02"
8909	enchanted moldy low-calorie wobbly rotting beefsteak	1	crappy	Effect: "Preemptive Medicine", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2016-02"
8910	mediocre firemilk	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8911	flattened shaking spidercow eye-cluster	0		Effect: "Browbeaten", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2016-02"
8912	compressed moomy dust	1		Effect: "Less Pervious", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2016-02"
8913	crafty hardy western-style skinning knife	0		Maximum HP: +50, Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2016-02"
8914	skewed reliable sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8915	narrow wobbly steel knuckles of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Last Available: "2016-02"
8916	fuchsia Tales of Western Braggadoccio	0		Skill: "Bow-Legged Swagger", Last Available: "2016-02"
8917	spinning Hell and How I Bent It	0		Skill: "Bend Hell", Last Available: "2016-02"
8918	bouncing The Western Look	0		Skill: "Steely-Eyed Squint", Last Available: "2016-02"
8919	pulsating LT&T tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8920	squat Western Slang Vol. 1: Violence	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8921	Western Slang Vol. 2: Cooking	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8922	Western Slang Vol. 3: Fraud	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8923	disc (white)	0		
8924	disc (black)	0		
8925	jittery disc (red)	0		
8926	disc (green)	0		
8927	disc (blue)	0		
8928	blinking disc (yellow)	0		
8929	red-hot knucklebone	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8930	unsweetened blinking demonic cow's blood	0		Effect: "Piratey Flavor", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2016-02"
8931	rinky-dink sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8932	wobbly makeshift sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8933	custom sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8934	baconstone-handled sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8935	porquoise-handled sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8936	hamethyst-handled sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8937	mountain lion skin	0		Moxie Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8938	grizzled bearskin	0		Muscle Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8939	tumbling diamondback skin	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8940	jittery coal snakeskin	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8941	frontwinder skin	0		Mysticality Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8942	rotting cowskin	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8943	shuddering cow skull	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8944	rhinestone cowhorn	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8945	tumbling cow skull	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8946	jangly spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8947	ghostly quicksilver spurs	0		Initiative: +30, Last Available: "2016-02"
8948	teal thicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8949	wicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8950	huge slicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8951	twirling sicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8952	nicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8953	ticksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8954	special edition Batfellow comic	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
8955	yellow Tales of the West: Cow Punching	0		
8956	Tales of the West: Beanslinging	0		
8957	Tales of the West: Snake Oiling	0		
8958	briefcase full of snakes	0		
8959	tumbling horrifying Sinatra's one-gallon hat	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Spooky Damage: +25
8960	huge asbestos-lined two-gallon hat of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Hot Resistance: +5
8961	rosewater-soaked steel-toed three-gallon hat	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Stench Resistance: +3
8962	shaking wool four-gallon hat of the cheetah	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Initiative: +60
8963	experienced five-gallon hat of courage	0		Experience: +2, Spooky Resistance: +3
8964	jittery stanky stylish six-gallon hat	0		Moxie: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +25
8965	scorching sizzling seven-gallon hat	0		Hot Damage: 35
8966	savvy eight-gallon hat of extreme caution	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Monster Level: -25
8967	smooth nine-gallon hat of doom	0		Moxie: +15, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
8968	asbestos-lined rock-hard ten-gallon hat	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Hot Resistance: +5
8969	Socratic eleven-gallon hat	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Item Drop: +5
8970	shaking yellow toy sixgun	0		
8971	snake oil	0		
8972	galvanized skin oil	0		Effect: "Bureaucratized", Effect Duration: 58
8973	super-aerosolized blinking unusual oil	0		Effect: "Shrimpin' Ain't Easy", Effect Duration: 60
8974	quantum moist eldritch oil	0		Effect: "New Zeal", Effect Duration: 51
8975	exclusive club	0		
8976	quadruple-moist patent preventative tonic	0		Effect: "Rat-Faced", Effect Duration: 65
8977	boiled chilled twirling jittery blurry patent invisibility tonic	0		Effect: "Woad Warrior", Effect Duration: 54
8978	enhanced diffused patent aggression tonic	0		Effect: "Innately Wise", Effect Duration: 22
8979	dry jittery red patent sallowness tonic	0		Effect: "Benetton's Medley of Diversity", Effect Duration: 60
8980	nitrogenated polarized patent avarice tonic	0		Effect: "Donho's Bubbly Ballad", Effect Duration: 27
8981	concentrated colloidal patent alacrity tonic	0		Effect: "Super-Mega-Ultra-Charged", Effect Duration: 50
8982	polymerized vacuum-sealed narrow corrupted marrow	0		Effect: "Eagle Eyes", Effect Duration: 48
8983	triple-distilled bad ghostly rodeo whiskey	9	decent	
8984	tumbling Thwaitgold scorpion statuette	0		
8985	ghostly Temple Grandin's real cowboy hat	0		Familiar Weight: +7
8986	blue Memories of Cow Punching	0		Free Pull
8987	Memories of Beanslinging	0		Free Pull
8988	Memories of Snake Oiling	0		Free Pull
8989	Witchess Set	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-03"
8990	electronic Brain Trainer game	0		Skill: "Brain Games"
8991	bouncing do-it-yourself laser eye surgery kit	0		Skill: "20/20 Vision"
8992	compressed armored prawn	1		Last Available: "2016-03"
8993	flavorless tiny upside-down jumping horseradish	1	decent	Last Available: "2016-03"
8994	weak hand-crafted Sacramento wine	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-03"
8995	quantum bouncing Greek fire	0		Effect: "Pill Power", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2016-03"
8996	fireproof extremely unsafe arcane researcher's experienced ox-head shield of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience: +2, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Hot Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-03"
8997	Usain Bolt's dog trainer's sharpshooter's sinister dented scepter of vim and vigor	0		Spell Damage: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Initiative: +80, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-03"
8998	aromatic double-paned toasty very pointy crown of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Hot Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +5, Stench Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xGhuol", Last Available: "2016-03"
8999	bouncing executive family-friendly frosty wicked battle broom of the bloodbag	0		Spell Damage: +5, Maximum HP: +100, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-03"
9000	Clan Floundry	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-04"
9001	twirling miser's stylish brainy carpe of the brute	0		Mysticality: +5, Moxie: +25, Muscle Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9002	tumbling miser's wool medical-grade codpiece of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Cold Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9003	hale stiffened savvy troutsers of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Mysticality Percent: +20, Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum HP: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 0.5xPotato", Last Available: "2016-04"
9004	flame-retardant ribald gravedigger's Fonzie's bass clarinet	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Spooky Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9005	sharpshooter's MacGyver's veiny fortified fish hatchet	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum HP: +10, Maximum MP: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9006	reassuring tunac of the sewer of courage of the detective	0		Stench Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: 4, Item Drop: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9007	spinning ghostly huge fishin' pole	0		Last Available: "2016-04"
9008	non-adjusted polymerized wriggling worm	0		Effect: "Salty Dogs", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2016-04"
9009	lousy high-proof red bottle of Fishhead 900-Day IPA	9	decent	Last Available: "2016-04"
9010	liquefied high-test fishing line	0		Effect: "Mucilaginous Muscle", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2016-04"
9011	lard-coated fishin' hat	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-04"
9012	Trout Fishing in Loathing	0		Skill: "Astute Angler", Last Available: "2016-04"
9013	blue avaricious sonar fishfinder	0		Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2016-04"
9014	luxury fly-tying workbench	0		Fishing Skill: +10, Last Available: "2016-04"
9015	tacklebox	0		Fishing Skill: +5, Last Available: "2016-04"
9016	lime green disconnected intergnat	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-05"
9017	viral video	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9018	internet point	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9019	teal meme generator	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9020	plus one	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9021	moldy massive shaking gallon of milk	8	crappy	Last Available: "2016-05"
9022	mirror print screen button	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9023	upside-down screencapped monster	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9024	teal daily dungeon malware	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9025	infinite BACON machine	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9026	First Post shirt package	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9027	tumbling lion tamer's ruddy studded First Post shirt - Cir Senam	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2016-05"
9028	upside-down high-speed upgrade	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2016-05"
9029	ghostly no spoon	0		
9030	moldy star salad	3	crappy	
9031	shaking Thwaitgold moth statuette	0		
9032	big bland bowl of Tastee-Wheet&trade;	5	decent	
9033	Source terminal	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-06"
9034	Source essence	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9035	tasty browser cookie	4	awesome	Last Available: "2016-06"
9036	spirit-forward bad jittery hacked gibson	5	decent	Last Available: "2016-06"
9037	skewed Usain Bolt's Source shades	0		Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2016-06"
9038	skewed narrow software bug	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9039	mirror missing semicolon	0		Familiar Weight: +11
9040	Source terminal PRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9041	Source terminal GRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9042	Source terminal SPAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9043	teal Source terminal CRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9044	Source terminal DRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9045	Source terminal TRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9046	Source terminal INGRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9047	Source terminal DIAGRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9048	Source terminal ASHRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9049	jittery Source terminal SCRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9050	Source terminal TRIGRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9051	Source terminal file: substats.enh	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9052	shaking narrow Source terminal file: damage.enh	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9053	fuchsia Source terminal file: critical.enh	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9054	Source terminal file: protect.enq	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9055	upside-down Source terminal file: stats.enq	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9056	Source terminal file: compress.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9057	Source terminal file: duplicate.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9058	Source terminal file: portscan.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9059	red Source terminal file: turbo.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9060	Source terminal file: familiar.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9061	Source terminal file: pram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9062	Source terminal file: gram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9063	Source terminal file: spam.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9064	Source terminal file: cram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9065	Source terminal file: dram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9066	red tumbling Source terminal file: tram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9067	pill	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9068	manspreader's padded Herculean plastic detective badge of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Experience (Muscle): +1, Damage Absorption: +20, Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2016-07"
9069	Van der Graaf veiny banded supercool bronze detective badge	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum HP: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2016-07"
9070	pulsating reassuring Sinatra's strapping detective badge of the sweet-tooth	0		Muscle: +5, Experience (Moxie): +5, Spooky Resistance: +1, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2016-07"
9071	scorching dog trainer's detective badge of the boozehound of the sweet-tooth	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Hot Damage: +25, Booze Drop: +100, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2016-07"
9072	huge cop dollar	0		Last Available: "2016-07"
9073	detective school application	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-07"
9074	gray fireproof mansplainer's ruddy detective roscoe	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Monster Level: +15, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2016-07"
9075	alkaline quadruple-warmed blurry shoe gum	0		Effect: "You're Rubber", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2016-07"
9076	bouncing executive inspector's noir fedora of the cheetah	0		Item Drop: +15, Meat Drop: +40, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2016-07"
9077	cyan aromatic Jim Carey's MacGyver's trench coat	0		Maximum MP: +100, Monster Level: +25, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2016-07"
9078	watered-down smooth Falcon&trade; Maltese Liquor	2	awesome	Last Available: "2016-07"
9079	miniature moldy hardboiled egg	2	crappy	Last Available: "2016-07"
9080	squat detective tattoo	0		Last Available: "2016-07"
9081	spinning DIY protonic accelerator kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-08"
9082	jittery veiny personal trainer's Newton's strapping protonic accelerator pack of the boozehound of the cheetah	0		Muscle: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum HP: +10, Booze Drop: +100, Initiative: +60, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shoot Ghost", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Trap Ghost", Last Available: "2016-08"
9083	fuchsia almost-dead walkie-talkie	0		Last Available: "2016-08"
9084	Usain Bolt's Adventurer bobblehead	0		Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2016-11"
9085	psychokinetic energy blob	0		Last Available: "2016-08"
9086	bouncing sizzling Jack Frost's bindle	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-08"
9087	bouncing censurious fleshy lump of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2016-08"
9088	bouncing executive Sherlock's smoldering bagel punch	0		Item Drop: +25, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2016-08"
9089	wobbly zippy double-paned ghostly reins	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Initiative: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-08"
9090	hardy derringer	0		Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2016-08"
9091	blinking Mr. Screege's spectacles of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Single Equip, Drops Meat, Last Available: "2016-08"
9092	hale studded Spookyraven signet of the sweet-tooth	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum HP: +20, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-08"
9093	huge knitted sizzling tie-dyed fannypack	0		Hot Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-08"
9094	Usain Bolt's occult burnt snowpants	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2016-08"
9095	standards and practices guide of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Censorious Lecture", Last Available: "2016-08"
9096	bouncing mirror avaricious Jack Frost's supercharged Carpathian longsword	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2016-08"
9097	twirling mansplainer's razor-sharp Liam's mail of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2016-08"
9098	blue mirror frosty brainy Unfortunato's foolscap of temperance	0		Mysticality: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2016-08"
9099	Thwaitgold cockroach statuette	0		
9100	huge rad	0		
9101	purification tablet	0		
9102	fuchsia Wrist-Boy of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25
9103	huge Dear Past Self Package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-09"
9104	blinking Time-Spinner	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9105	red compounded experience	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9106	ghostly Rad-B-Gone (1 lb.)	0		
9107	adjusted tarnished Rad-Pro (1 oz.)	0		Effect: "Earthen Fist", Effect Duration: 13
9108	lead umbrella	0		
9109	oxidized pickled activated bouncing Shrieking Weasel holo-record	0		Effect: "Benetton's Medley of Diversity", Effect Duration: 48
9110	dry moist Power-Guy 2000 holo-record	0		Effect: "On the Shoulders of Giants", Effect Duration: 37
9111	chilled huge Lucky Strikes holo-record	0		Effect: "Craft Tea", Effect Duration: 55
9112	tarnished modified EMD holo-record	0		Effect: "Lemony Goodness", Effect Duration: 45
9113	deionized vacuum-sealed Superdrifter holo-record	0		Effect: "The Halls of Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 41
9114	concentrated super-corrupted diffused blinking The Pigs holo-record	0		Effect: "Human-Weird Thing Hybrid", Effect Duration: 66
9115	magnetized Drunk Uncles holo-record	0		Effect: "Truly Gritty", Effect Duration: 12
9116	yellow time residue	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9117	frosty repaid diaper	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
9118	Riker's Search History	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9119	practically non-alcoholic drinkable spinning Shot of Kardashian Gin	1	good	Last Available: "2016-09"
9120	Unstable Pointy Ears of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-09"
9121	pulsating twirling Memory Disk, Alpha	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9122	Tea, Earl Grey, Hot	1	good	Last Available: "2016-09"
9123	tumbling School of Hard Knocks Diploma	0		
9124	baby bark scorpion	0		
9125	droppable microphone	0		
9126	lousy mirror unidentified drink	4	decent	
9127	huge crafty deadly KoL Con 13 T-shirt	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum MP: +10
9128	jittery lightning-fast discarded swimming trunks of the dark arts of vim and vigor	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Initiative: +40
9129	quantum galvanized non-quantum cyan diluted makeup	0		Effect: "Radiated and Grodiated", Effect Duration: 41
9130	boiled charisma potion	0		Effect: "Cute Vision", Effect Duration: 57
9131	extremely confusing manual	0		
9132	auspicious fireproof pistol	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +10
9133	narrow KoL Con 13 snowglobe	0		Drops Items, Last Available: "2016-10"
9134	jumbo spoiled jittery leftover pasty	5	crappy	
9135	bad very whiskey	4	decent	
9136	li'l orphan tot	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-10"
9137	li'l knight costume	0		All Attributes: +15, Last Available: "2016-10"
9138	cyan li'l unicorn costume	0		Adventures: +5, PvP Fights: +5, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9139	li'l candy corn costume	0		All Resistance: +5, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9140	li'l ninja costume	0		Item Drop: +150, Lasts Until Rollover, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9141	li'l pirate costume	0		Meat Drop: +300, Lasts Until Rollover, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9142	jittery li'l clown costume	0		Experience: +15, Lasts Until Rollover, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9143	li'l robot costume	0		Experience: +10, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9144	blue li'l eyeball costume	0		Combat Rate: -10, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9145	li'l liberty costume	0		Item Drop: +100, Meat Drop: +200, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9146	denatured modified dry gray hoarded candy wad	0		Effect: "Spiro Gyro", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2016-10"
9147	liquefied moist extra-magnetized cyan Prunets	0		Effect: "The Best a Pirate Can Get", Effect Duration: 48
9148	Twitching Television Tattoo	0		
9149	baby scorpion	0		Familiar Weight: +10
9150	activated unsweetened invisible string	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Effect: "Pla-see-bo", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2016-10"
9151	unsweetened narrow cyan bouncing invisible seam ripper	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Effect: "Deep-Seated Rage", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2016-10"
9152	li'l ghost costume	0		Initiative: +100, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9153	bland small jittery raw sweet potato	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9154	rotten raw beans	4	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9155	adequate twirling raw stuffing	4	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9156	adequate spinning raw cranberry sauce	3	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9157	tasty gigantic raw turkey	10	awesome	Last Available: "2016-11"
9158	rotten twirling raw mincemeat	4	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9159	big stale fancy shaking raw potato	5	decent	Effect: "Preternatural Greed", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2016-11"
9160	normal half-sized raw gravy	2	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9161	delicious raw bread	3	awesome	Last Available: "2016-11"
9162	frightening mini-marshmallow dispenser of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2016-11"
9163	rosewater-soaked resourceful stiffened glass casserole dish	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum MP: +50, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2016-11"
9164	pulsating bouncing stuffing fluffer	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9165	yellow jittery gravedigger's sizzling can opener	0		Hot Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-11"
9166	twisted huge turkey blaster	1		Effect: "Empty Inside", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2016-11"
9167	healthy dangerous glass pie plate	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2016-11"
9168	shaking horrifying potato masher of temperance	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2016-11"
9169	gravy boat	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9170	bread mold	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9171	thick normal sweet potatoes	5	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9172	stale squat bean casserole	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9173	miniature bland shaking baked stuffing	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9174	immense decent cranberry cylinder	7	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9175	moldy massive squat thanksgiving turkey	8	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9176	huge adequate mince pie	8	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9177	flavorless ghostly mashed potatoes	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9178	decent warm gravy	3	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9179	adequate bread roll	3	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9180	decent leftovers	4	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9181	flavorless snack-sized bouncing leftovers sandwich	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9182	Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror	0		Skill: "Eldritch Intellect"
9183	purple spinning bouncing cornucopia	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9184	megacopia	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9185	teal wobbly pilgrim hat	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9186	packet of thanksgarden seeds	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9187	narrow cashew	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9188	bomb of unknown origin	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9189	Granny Tood's Thanksgarden Catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-11"
9190	pulsating eldritch effluvium	0		
9191	aerosolized eldritch concentrate	0		Effect: "Human-Hippy Hybrid", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2016-11"
9192	practically non-alcoholic bad narrow blue eldritch extract	1	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9193	huge lard-coated Official Council Aide Pin of the sweet-tooth	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2016-11"
9194	artisanal eldritch distillate	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-11"
9195	dried spinning eldritch essence	1		Last Available: "2016-11"
9196	jittery up-at-dawn Science Notebook	0		Adventures: +5
9197	hardened experienced eldritch hat of the storm	0		Experience: +2, Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2016-11"
9198	aromatic friendly careful eldritch pants	0		Monster Level: -10, Familiar Weight: +3, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2016-11"
9199	drinkable purple eldritch elixir	3	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9200	arcane researcher's Quartet of Flare Masters Jacket of the scaredy-cat	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2016-11", Rollover Effect Duration: 1
9201	lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter	0		
9202	shaking Adventurer's Kit	0		
9203	blinking blinking Build-a-City Gingerbread kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
9204	ghostly counterfeit city	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9205	huge sprinkles	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9206	The Gingerbread Vigilante's Handbook	0		Skill: "Licorice Rope", Last Available: "2016-12"
9207	twirling huge zippy ball and chain	0		Initiative: +20, Sprinkle Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9208	candy dog collar	0		Sprinkle Drop: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9209	gingerbread tophat of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9210	bouncing deadly gingerbread waistcoat	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9211	groovy gingerbread trousers	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9212	Fonzie's candy dress shoes of courage of the boozehound	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Spooky Resistance: +3, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9213	narrow gravedigger's careful candy necktie of terror	0		Monster Level: -10, Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9214	upside-down greasy toasty energetic chocolate pocketwatch	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9215	broken chocolate pocketwatch	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9216	lime green interesting clod of dirt	0		
9217	gingerbread restraining order	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9218	jittery sprinkle-begging cup	0		Sprinkle Drop: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
9219	rotten half-sized gray animal part cracker	2	crappy	Last Available: "2016-12"
9220	hand-crafted fuchsia gingerbread wine	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-12"
9221	adequate twirling gingerbread mug	3	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9222	yellow squat gingerbread mask of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2016-12"
9223	hardy groovy gingerservo of the brazier	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Maximum HP: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9224	tarnished tarnished spinning tainted icing	0		Effect: "Bright!", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2016-12"
9225	twirling upside-down occult gingerbeard	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9226	gingerbread smartphone	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9227	banded gingerbread hoodie of the early riser	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Adventures: +7, Sprinkle Drop: +15, Last Available: "2016-12"
9228	shaking personal trainer's gingerbread pistol of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9229	maroon shaking razor-sharp wizardly marzipan briefcase	0		Mysticality: +25, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9230	grievous creme brulee torch	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9231	quilted candy crowbar	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9232	gray greasy supercool candy screwdriver	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9233	gingerbread dog treat	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9234	double-paned pumpkin spice candle	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9235	enhanced upside-down gingerbread spice latte	0		Effect: "Brain Freeze", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2016-12"
9236	gingerbread gavel of the sewer of the businessman	0		Stench Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
9237	purple gingerbread cigarette	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9238	bouncing gingerbread moneybag	0		Sprinkle Drop: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9239	perfectly mixed ginger beer	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-12"
9240	spare chocolate parts	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9241	activated industrial frosting	0		Effect: "Weepy, Creepy", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2016-12"
9242	Vulcanized anodized ghostly pulsating teal fake cocktail	0		Effect: "You Can Taste the Darkness", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2016-12"
9243	special acceptable irresponsibly strong high-end ginger wine	9	good	Effect: "Medieval Mage Mayhem", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2016-12"
9244	beefy plastic bad vibe	0		Muscle: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9245	plastic angry vikings of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2016-12"
9246	huge Sinatra's plastic Knows About Chakras	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9247	perfumed plastic Your Brain	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9248	shaking pulsating Sherlock's plastic Krampus	0		Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9249	diffused irradiated Inner Wisdom	0		Effect: "Bandersnatched", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2016-12"
9250	quadruple-flattened pressed ghostly blinking Inner Strength	0		Effect: "Squirming Like a Toad", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2016-12"
9251	chilled Inner Truth	0		Effect: "So You Can Work More...", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2016-12"
9252	normal spiritual candy cane	4	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9253	high-proof tolerable special spiritual eggnog	6	good	Effect: "Human-Human Hybrid", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9254	normal miniature fancy spiritual fruitcake	2	good	Effect: "Musky", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2016-12"
9255	rotten jumbo bouncing spiritual gingerbread	5	crappy	Last Available: "2016-12"
9256	ghostly chocolate puppy	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9257	shaking chocolate leash	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9258	My Life of Crime, a Memoir	0		Skill: "Gingerbread Mob Hit", Last Available: "2016-12"
9259	Pop Art: a Guide	0		Skill: "Fifteen Minutes of Flame", Last Available: "2016-12"
9260	ghostly No Hats as Art	0		Skill: "Ceci N'Est Pas Un Chapeau", Last Available: "2016-12"
9261	Rethinking Candy	0		Skill: "Sweet Synthesis", Last Available: "2016-12"
9262	fruit-leather negatives	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9263	skewed gingerbread blackmail photos	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9264	briefcase full of sprinkles	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9265	teethpick	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9266	super-energized mirror twirling rock candy	0		Effect: "Nutrient-Rich", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2016-12"
9267	normal green-iced sweet roll	3	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9268	jittery sugar raygun	0		Sprinkle Drop: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
9269	chocolate sculpture	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9270	squat no hat	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9271	spinning twirling chakra sludge	0		
9272	mirror negative lump	0		
9273	Jim Carey's electrified Third Eye	0		Monster Level: +25, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9274	Annie Oakley's Da Vinci's Krampus Horn	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9275	flavorless hambrosier	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
9276	acceptable twirling chakra-mental wine	3	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9277	frozen chakra malt	0		Effect: "Strange Mental Acuity", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2016-12"
9278	diet bland maroon Black Angus blackburger	1	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
9279	spirit-forward tolerable brandy	5	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9280	polymerized irradiated potion of spiritual gunkifying	0		Effect: "Here's Mud in Your Eye", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2016-12"
9281	resourceful Sinatra's bad vibroknife	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
9282	bouncing nippy grievous crystal belt buckle	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9283	wobbly blurry Jim Carey's shellacked saffron antaravasaka	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9284	saffron uttarasanga of Calamity Jane of bravery	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9285	Lump-Stacking for Beginners	0		Skill: "Stack Lumps", Last Available: "2016-12"
9286	eternal knot tattoo	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9287	pet bad vibe	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9288	gallstone	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9289	squat nasty sizzling Uncle Crimbo's hat of the sweet-tooth	0		Hot Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +5, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2016-12", Rollover Effect Duration: 100
9290	spoiled Eldritch snap	3	crappy	Last Available: "2017-01"
9291	twisted shaking ghostly hot jelly	1		Effect: "Blood-Gorged", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2017-01"
9292	distilled wobbly wobbly jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9293	diluted upside-down maroon jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9294	vaporized sleaze jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9295	modified stench jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9296	space planula	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-01"
9297	tasty super-sized toast with hot jelly	5	awesome	Last Available: "2017-01"
9298	normal half-sized toast with jelly	2	good	Last Available: "2017-01"
9299	spoiled toast with jelly	4	crappy	Last Available: "2017-01"
9300	moldy miniature toast with sleaze jelly	2	crappy	Last Available: "2017-01"
9301	yummy bouncing toast with stench jelly	4	awesome	Last Available: "2017-01"
9302	skewed twirling space jellybicycle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9303	hopeful candle	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-01"
9304	squat ghostly pewter candlestick	0		Familiar Weight: +10
9305	educational supercool wax hand	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience: +1, Last Available: "2017-01"
9306	shaking wizardly candle	0		Mysticality: +25, Item Drop: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-01"
9307	delicious snack-sized wax pancake	2	awesome	Last Available: "2017-01"
9308	wax face of vim and vigor of the businessman	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2017-01"
9309	lousy fuchsia wax booze	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-01"
9310	pulsating lime green glob of melted wax	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
9311	distilled yellow ghostly sea jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9312	big decent sea truffle	5	good	Last Available: "2017-01"
9313	cyan squat tarnished luggage key	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
9314	jittery crushed steamer trunk	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
9315	recovered cufflinks of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-01"
9316	skewed heart-shaped crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-02"
9317	nitrogenated pickled LOV Elixir #3	0		Effect: "Gummi-Grin", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2017-02"
9318	tarnished LOV Elixir #6	0		Effect: "Fratty Flavor", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2017-02"
9319	vacuum-sealed modified squat jittery spinning LOV Elixir #9	0		Effect: "Sleazy Hands", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2017-02"
9320	up-at-dawn LOV Eardigan of Leguizamo of the glutton	0		Monster Level: +20, Food Drop: +100, Adventures: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-02"
9321	wool wizardly LOV Epaulettes of vim and vigor	0		Mysticality: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Cold Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-02"
9322	coward's banded LOV Earrings of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Damage Absorption: +100, Monster Level: -20, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-02"
9323	LOV Enamorang	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9324	LOV Emotionizer	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9325	LOV Extraterrestrial Chocolate	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9326	altered blinking squat LOV Echinacea Bouquet	1		Last Available: "2017-02"
9327	flame-wreathed LOV Elephant	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2017-02"
9328	lard-coated eldritch scanner	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2017-02"
9329	concentrated polymerized eldritch alignment spray	0		Effect: "items.enh", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2017-02"
9330	red LOV Entrance Pass	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9331	resourceful eldritch hammer of Tarzan of vim and vigor	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2017-01"
9332	spoiled eldritch mushroom	4	crappy	Last Available: "2017-03"
9333	eldritch ichor	0		
9334	decent snack-sized eldritch mushroom pizza	2	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9335	eldritch tincture	0		Skill: "Evoke Eldritch Horror", Last Available: "2017-02"
9336	eldritch tincture (depleted)	0		Skill: "Evoke Eldritch Horror", Last Available: "2017-02"
9337	concentrated spinning eldritch rub	0		Effect: "Comprehensively Nourished", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2017-02"
9338	mirror HP-35 Calculator	0		
9339	ghostly red Silver HP-35 Calculator	0		
9340	Golden HP-35 Calculator	0		
9341	Platinum HP-35 Calculator	0		
9342	Diamond HP-35 Calculator	0		
9343	bottlecap	0		
9344	discarded button	0		
9345	Gummi-Memory	0		
9346	Thwaitgold amoeba statuette	0		
9347	jittery pickled grasshopper	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9348	bottle of an&iacute;s	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9349	gray bottle of novelty hot sauce	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9350	purple elemental sugarcube	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9351	peppermint sprig	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9352	mirror bottle of clam juice	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9353	cocktail mushroom	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9354	shot of granola liqueur	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9355	maroon can of cherry-flavored sterno	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9356	olive lump of ichor	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9357	bottle of gregnadigne	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9358	spinning bottle of Cr&egrave;me de Fugu	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9359	blinking baby oil shooter	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9360	cyan blinking fish head	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9361	shaking skewed wobbly limepatch	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9362	pile of dirt	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9363	ghostly slime shooter	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9364	fuchsia imaginary lemon	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9365	tolerable weak literal grasshopper	2	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9366	watered-down hand-crafted upside-down double entendre	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9367	aged weak fancy upside-down Phlegethon	2	awesome	Effect: "Unrunnable Face", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2017-03"
9368	hand-crafted Siberian sunrise	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9369	hand-crafted mentholated wine	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9370	smooth low tide martini	4	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9371	extra-dry perfectly mixed shroomtini	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9372	aged morning dew	4	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9373	hand-crafted practically non-alcoholic upside-down whiskey squeeze	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9374	extra-dry hand-crafted great fashioned	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9375	smooth Gnomish sagngria	3	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9376	hand-crafted vodka stinger	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9377	watered-down perfectly mixed extremely slippery nipple	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9378	bad weak piscatini	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9379	hand-crafted Churchill	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9380	lousy soilzerac	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9381	artisanal London frog	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9382	watered-down tolerable nothingtini	2	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9383	watered-down drinkable eighth plague	2	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9384	mediocre fancy spinning single entendre	3	decent	Effect: "Twinklebritches", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2017-03"
9385	perfectly mixed watered-down tumbling reverse Tantalus	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9386	bad irresponsibly strong olive shaking elemental caipiroska	9	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9387	high-proof drinkable Feliz Navidad	10	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9388	bad blue Bloody Nora	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9389	practically non-alcoholic artisanal blinking moreltini	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9390	artisanal hell in a bucket	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9391	drinkable narrow green narrow Newark	3	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9392	mediocre watered-down gray jittery R'lyeh	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9393	acceptable Gnollish sangria	4	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9394	high-proof aged upside-down vodka barracuda	8	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9395	perfectly mixed skewed Mysterious Island iced tea	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9396	spirit-forward perfectly mixed drive-by shooting	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9397	weak drinkable gunner's daughter	2	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9398	smooth watered-down dirt julep	2	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9399	watered-down drinkable Simepore slime	2	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9400	fortified hand-crafted Phil Collins	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9401	unpowered Robortender	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-03"
9402	toggle switch (Bartend)	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9403	toggle switch (Bounce)	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Robortender"
9404	purple Spacegate access badge	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-04"
9405	filter helmet	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9406	exo-servo leg braces	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9407	fuchsia rad cloak	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9408	twirling cyan gate transceiver	0		Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9409	wobbly high-friction boots	0		Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9410	narrow Spacegate Research	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9411	alien rock sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9412	twirling alien gemstone	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9413	olive geological sample kit	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9414	botanical sample kit	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9415	rotten edible alien plant bit	3	crappy	Last Available: "2017-04"
9416	alien plant fibers	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9417	twirling alien plant sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9418	complex alien plant sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9419	lime green fascinating alien plant sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9420	dehydrated maroon alien plant goo	1		Last Available: "2017-04"
9421	alien plant pod	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9422	zoological sample kit	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9423	half-sized normal alien meat	2	good	Last Available: "2017-04"
9424	alien toenails	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9425	alien zoological sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9426	complex alien zoological sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9427	fascinating alien zoological sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9428	twisted mirror skewed alien animal goo	1		Last Available: "2017-04"
9429	bouncing blue alien animal milk	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9430	spant egg casing	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9431	maroon murderbot data core	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9432	enhanced moist upside-down maroon twirling alien medicine	0		Effect: "On Pins and Needles", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2017-04"
9433	moldy snack-sized fancy alien salad	2	crappy	Effect: "You Know Where to Go", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2017-04"
9434	delicious triple-distilled pulsating alien booze	7	awesome	Last Available: "2017-04"
9435	zippy sizzling Temple Grandin's alien mask	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Hot Damage: +10, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2017-04"
9436	miser's frosty friendly alien spear	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2017-04"
9437	upside-down chaotic alien blowgun of Tarzan of temperance	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2017-04"
9438	gravedigger's Fonzie's alien loincloth of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): 4, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2017-04"
9439	pulsating aromatic alien totem of the brute of incineration	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2017-04"
9440	reassuring alien necklace of the blizzard of the sweet-tooth	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +1, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2017-04"
9441	narrow spant chitin	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9442	purple spant tendon	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9443	jittery rock-hard spants of the early riser	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2017-04"
9444	flame-retardant sage spant shield	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2017-04"
9445	green blinking Jeselnik's Lo Pan's spant shoulderpads	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04"
9446	inspector's perfumed spant backplate	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2017-04"
9447	Temple Grandin's experienced spant spear	0		Experience: +2, Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2017-04"
9448	jittery murderbot power cell	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9449	murderbot component casing	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9450	murderbot monofilament	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9451	polarized polymerized deionized yellow murderbot shield unit	0		Effect: "Gummiskin", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2017-04"
9452	murderbot live wire	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9453	flame-retardant Jack Frost's murderbot mask of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Hot Resistance: +1, Avatar: "Murderbot", Last Available: "2017-04"
9454	liquefied blinking shaking murderbot spring injector	0		Effect: "Sharpened Sweet Tooth", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2017-04"
9455	huge veiny arcane researcher's murderbot whip	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2017-04"
9456	sizzling toasty murderbot plasma rifle	0		Hot Damage: 15, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "EXTERMINATE SPANT", Last Available: "2017-04"
9457	murderbot memory chip	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9458	space pirate treasure map	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9459	twirling bouncing Space Pirate Astrogation Handbook	0		Skill: "Quantum Movement", Last Available: "2017-04"
9460	Non-Euclidean Finance	0		Skill: "5-D Earning Potential", Last Available: "2017-04"
9461	purple Peek-a-Boo!	0		Skill: "Object Quasi-Permanence", Last Available: "2017-04"
9462	gray shaking Procrastinator locker key	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9463	gray Space Baby children's book	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9464	teal Space Baby bawbaw	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9465	Spacegate	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9466	flavorless miniature enchanted Aldebaran sardines	2	decent	Effect: "Saucemastery", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2017-04"
9467	drinkable Centauri fish wine	3	good	Last Available: "2017-04"
9468	dehydrated oxygen	1		Last Available: "2017-04"
9469	toasty ruddy Spacegate scientist's insignia	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04", Rollover Effect Duration: 30
9470	skewed scorching medical-grade Spacegate military insignia	0		Hot Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04", Rollover Effect Duration: 30
9471	zippy slick Spacegate diplomat's insignia of the blizzard	0		Moxie: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04"
9472	Spacegate emergency disintegrator	0		Skill: "Disintegrate", Last Available: "2017-04"
9473	Spacegate Initiative tattoo unit	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9474	huge rotten spinning alien sandwich	8	crappy	Last Available: "2017-04"
9475	pulsating glitched malware	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
9476	alkaline quadruple-moist yellow squat Spant eggs	0		Effect: "Spooky Demeanor", Effect Duration: 42
9477	Spacegate (open)	0		Lasts Until Rollover
9478	yellow New-You Club Membership Form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-05"
9479	moist dry super-modified Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting	0		Effect: "Sauce Monocle", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2017-05"
9480	non-ionized ghostly Daily Affirmation: Think Win-Lose	0		Effect: "Nature's Bounty", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2017-05"
9481	nitrogenated Daily Affirmation: Be Superficially interested	0		Effect: "Bored Stiff", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2017-05"
9482	nitrogenated activated electrified Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually	0		Effect: "Neutered Nostrils", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2017-05"
9483	polarized galvanized dry jittery Daily Affirmation: Be a Mind Master	0		Effect: "Slimily Sagacious", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2017-05"
9484	wet pulsating lime green Daily Affirmation: Work For Hours a Week	0		Effect: "Bear Clawed", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2017-05"
9485	triple-polarized chilled blurry Daily Affirmation: Keep Free Hate in your Heart	0		Effect: "Marbles in Your Mouth", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2017-05"
9486	spoiled purple Affirmation Cookie	4	crappy	Last Available: "2017-05"
9487	License To Kill	0		
9488	olive Thwaitgold bug statuette	0		
9489	Victor's Spoils	0		
9490	aerosolized fuchsia Threatening Missive	0		Effect: "Memory of Speed", Effect Duration: 43
9491	blue Targeted Plague Vector	0		
9492	suspicious package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-06"
9493	lightning-fast Herculean Rosewater's Kremlin's Greatest Briefcase	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience (Muscle): +1, Initiative: +40, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "KGB tranquilizer dart", Last Available: "2017-06"
9494	tolerable spirit-forward squat pulsating basic martini	5	good	Last Available: "2017-06"
9495	acceptable irresponsibly strong blinking improved martini	9	good	Last Available: "2017-06"
9496	special perfectly mixed irresponsibly strong splendid martini	6	EPIC	Effect: "Compensatory Cruelness", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2017-06"
9497	exploding cigar	0		Last Available: "2017-06"
9498	can of Minions-Be-Gone	0		Last Available: "2017-06"
9499	blinking tattoo gun	0		Last Available: "2017-06"
9500	narrow gun	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-06"
9501	gum	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-06"
9502	rosewater-soaked ruddy strapping plastic gundam	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2017-06"
9503	License to Chill	0		Last Available: "2017-07"
9504	spinning Celsius 233	0		Skill: "Eternal Flame", Last Available: "2017-06"
9505	Celsius 233 (singed)	0		Skill: "Eternal Flame", Last Available: "2017-06"
9506	Lazenby's Life Lesson	0		Free Pull
9507	LI-11 Motor Pool voucher	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-07"
9508	Asdon Martin keyfob (on ring)	0		Last Available: "2017-07"
9509	L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate	0		
9510	Dust bunny	0		
9511	Pocket Meteor Guide	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9512	Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed)	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9513	Meteorite-Ade	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9514	stale half-sized meteoreo	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-08"
9515	fancy tolerable wobbly meadeorite	3	good	Effect: "Healthy Bronze Glow", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2017-08"
9516	meteoroid	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9517	Annie Oakley's meteortarboard of James Dean of bravery	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2017-08"
9518	maroon veiny meteorite guard of the bloodbag of the cheetah	0		Maximum HP: 110, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2017-08"
9519	jittery stiffened occult meteorb	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Damage Reduction: 1, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Hot", Last Available: "2017-08"
9520	Lo Pan's arcane researcher's asteroid belt	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-08"
9521	forbidden meteorthopedic shoes of doom of the detective	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-08"
9522	censurious shooting morning star of the businessman of the sweet-tooth	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +50, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-08"
9523	meteoroid	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9524	green meteor shower cap	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9525	jittery Thwaitgold time fly statuette	0		
9526	perfectly fair coin	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9527	teal Horsery contract	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-08"
9528	bouncing corked genie bottle	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-09"
9529	wobbly genie bottle	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9530	wholesome experienced blessed rustproof +2 gray dragon scale mail of Gandalf	0		Experience: +2, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2023-09"
9531	pony: Dusk Shiny	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9532	pony: Shutterfly	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9533	pony: Pearjack	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9534	jittery pony: Uniquity	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9535	pony: Rosey Cake	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9536	upside-down pony: Spectrum Dash	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9537	pocket wish	0		Last Available: "2023-09"
9538	dropped scrap of paper	0		
9539	hunk of granite	0		
9540	huge shovelful of dirt	0		
9541	xo-skeleton-in-a-box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-10"
9542	exo-xo-skeleton-skeleton	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9543	pulsating X	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9544	O	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9545	artisanal DUFRESNE Suds	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-09"
9546	Jim Carey's rock-hard mafia pinky ring	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Monster Level: +25, Single Equip
9547	drinkable watered-down flask of port	2	good	
9548	scandalous boxer's contract enforcement stick	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5
9549	bland bite-sized Hide-rox&trade; cookie	1	decent	Last Available: "2017-10"
9550	drinkable weak jug of booze	2	good	Last Available: "2017-10"
9551	pressed activated blinking ghostly olive pair of candy glasses	0		Effect: "Aided and Abetted", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2017-10"
9552	enhanced pickled jittery temporary X tattoos	0		Effect: "Lubed", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2017-10"
9553	powdered bouncing narrow glyph of athleticism	1		Effect: "The Dark Lord Rides in Force Tonight", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2017-10"
9554	pair of scissors	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9555	non-unsweetened diffused lime green shaking new habit	0		Effect: "Marbles in Your Mouth", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2017-10"
9556	bridge truss	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9557	miser's wool medical-grade pearl necklace	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-10"
9558	amorphous blob	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9559	X	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9560	O	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9561	blinking amorphous blob	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9562	fireproof stiffened banded protection stick of the detective	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Damage Reduction: 1, Hot Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +20
9563	wet improved roll of meat	0		Effect: "Boon of the War Snapper", Effect Duration: 24
9564	supercharged medical-grade mafia thumb ring	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
9565	super-moist green tumbling cocoa chondrule	0		Effect: "You Know Where to Go", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2020-09"
9566	weightlifter's mafia middle finger ring of the cheetah	0		Muscle: +15, Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Show them your ring"
9567	bouncing brawny smooth steel drivin' hammer of the wise owl of the bloodbag	0		Mysticality: +20, Moxie: +15, Muscle Percent: +20, Maximum HP: +100
9568	piece of steel	0		
9569	electrified mafia pointer finger ring of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Drops Meat
9570	blurry worksite credentials of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Single Equip
9571	shaking miser's wholesome negotiatin' hammer of Leguizamo of the glutton	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Monster Level: +20, Meat Drop: +10, Food Drop: +100
9572	pantogram	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-11"
9573	pantogram	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9574	pantogram pants	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-11"
9575	mirror reassuring sage mafia wedding ring	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip
9576	cyan shaking mansplainer's mafia organizer badge	0		Monster Level: +15, Single Equip
9577	wobbly fuchsia mafia filofax	0		
9578	transparent nog	1	awesome	Last Available: "2017-12"
9579	stale unfinished fruitcake	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9580	quantum gray twirling and cracker	0		Effect: "Tearful, Fearful", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2017-12"
9581	drinkable neg grog	4	good	Last Available: "2017-12"
9582	flavorless pulsating half double fruitcake	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9583	snack-sized stale hushed puppy	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9584	normal blurry muffled muffuletta	3	good	Last Available: "2017-12"
9585	adequate shushed potatoes	4	good	Last Available: "2017-12"
9586	double-paned plastic mime functionary	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2017-12"
9587	hale plastic mime scientist	0		Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2017-12"
9588	mirror blurry wizardly plastic mime soldier	0		Mysticality: +25, Last Available: "2017-12"
9589	plastic mime executive of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2017-12"
9590	plastic The Silent Nightmare of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2017-12"
9591	locked mumming trunk	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-12"
9592	gray mumming trunk	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9593	temperance whiskey	1	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2017-11"
9594	concentrated wishbone	0		Effect: "Stogied", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2017-11"
9595	drinkable weak Racisto Ruidoso	2	good	Last Available: "2017-11"
9596	earthenware muffin tin	0		
9597	adequate jumbo shaking bran muffin	5	good	
9598	adequate pulsating blueberry muffin	4	good	
9599	silent A	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9600	skewed silent B	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9601	huge silent C	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9602	silent D	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9603	skewed silent E	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9604	tumbling silent F	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9605	silent G	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9606	silent H	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9607	silent I	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9608	silent J	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9609	pulsating silent K	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9610	mirror silent L	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9611	silent M	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9612	silent N	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9613	upside-down silent O	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9614	bouncing silent P	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9615	pulsating silent Q	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9616	bouncing silent R	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9617	narrow bouncing silent S	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9618	shaking silent T	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9619	shaking silent U	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9620	tumbling twirling silent V	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9621	wobbly silent W	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9622	silent X	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9623	jittery silent Y	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9624	ghostly bouncing silent Z	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9625	blurry crystalline cheer	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9626	yellow twirling anti-earplugs	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9627	warehouse key	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9628	mime pocket probe	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9629	perfectly mixed practically non-alcoholic spinning stale cheer wine	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2017-12"
9630	stale stale Cheer-E-Os	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9631	cheer-o-gram	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9632	lard-coated chaotic cheerful antler hat	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2017-12"
9633	mirror Temple Grandin's cheerful Crimbo sweater of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2017-12"
9634	pulsating extremely unsafe weightlifter's cheerful pajama pants	0		Muscle: +15, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2017-12"
9635	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1	0		Skill: "Silent Hunter", Last Available: "2017-12"
9636	shaking The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Hunter", Last Available: "2017-12"
9637	spinning The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2	0		Skill: "Quiet Determination", Last Available: "2017-12"
9638	skewed The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used)	0		Skill: "Quiet Determination", Last Available: "2017-12"
9639	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3	0		Skill: "Quiet Judgement", Last Available: "2017-12"
9640	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used)	0		Skill: "Quiet Judgement", Last Available: "2017-12"
9641	narrow The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4	0		Skill: "Silent Treatment", Last Available: "2017-12"
9642	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Treatment", Last Available: "2017-12"
9643	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5	0		Skill: "Silent Knife", Last Available: "2017-12"
9644	squat The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Knife", Last Available: "2017-12"
9645	upside-down The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6	0		Skill: "Quiet Desperation", Last Available: "2017-12"
9646	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used)	0		Skill: "Quiet Desperation", Last Available: "2017-12"
9647	bouncing purple mime eraser	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9648	weak mediocre squat executive mime flask	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9649	bland nega-mushroom	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9650	spirit-forward perfectly mixed nega-mushroom wine	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-12"
9651	warmed irradiated jittery Cheer-Up soda	0		Effect: "Tiki Thoughtfulness", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2017-12"
9652	enchanted rotten mirror mime army rations	4	crappy	Effect: "Fangs and Pangs", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2017-12"
9653	hand-crafted mime army wine	4	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2017-12"
9654	distilled mime army superserum	1		Last Available: "2017-12"
9655	energized adjusted moist green mime army camouflage kit	0		Effect: "Faboooo", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2017-12"
9656	rosewater-soaked miming beret of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2017-12"
9657	wobbly mansplainer's MacGyver's miming shirt	0		Maximum MP: +100, Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2017-12"
9658	ghostly curative miming corduroys of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2017-12"
9659	wizardly miming boots of incineration	0		Mysticality: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9660	mirror narrow Herculean miming gloves of extreme caution	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Monster Level: -25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9661	God Lobster Egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-05"
9662	tumbling donated booze	0		
9663	donated food	0		
9664	mirror donated candy	0		
9665	quadruple-enhanced digital honeypot	0		Effect: "Radiant Personality", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2025-12"
9666	skewed mime-proof sunglasses	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9667	hardened mime army insignia (infantry)	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12", Stat Tuning: "Muscle (all)"
9668	teal jittery flame-retardant mime army insignia (intelligence)	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12", Stat Tuning: "Mysticality (all)"
9669	Temple Grandin's mime army insignia (espionage)	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12", Stat Tuning: "Moxie (all)"
9670	mime army insignia (pyrotechnics)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9671	mime army insignia (cryonics)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9672	twirling mime army insignia (psychological warfare)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9673	mime army insignia (sanitation)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9674	green mime army insignia (morale)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9675	skewed supercharged strapping mime army infiltration glove	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9676	mime army shotglass	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9677	mime army challenge coin	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9678	cheer extractor	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9679	bouncing upside-down kerosene-soaked skip	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-12"
9680	fireproof skip lid	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9681	stale extra-toasted half sandwich	4	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
9682	enchanted aged pulsating mulled hobo wine	4	awesome	Effect: "Items Are Forever", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2018-12"
9683	upside-down burning newspaper	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
9684	lard-coated hardy personal trainer's burning paper hat	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum HP: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9685	dog trainer's stylish burning cape of James Dean	0		Moxie: +25, Experience (Moxie): +3, Experience (familiar): +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9686	veiny groovy burning paper slippers of Tarzan	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum HP: +10, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9687	censurious careful weightlifter's burning paper jorts	0		Muscle: +15, Monster Level: -10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9688	Jack Frost's burning paper crane of terror of the businessman	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9689	January's Garbage Tote (unopened)	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-01"
9690	January's Garbage Tote	0		Last Available: "2018-01"
9691	deceased crimbo tree	0		Breakable, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9692	broken champagne bottle of extreme caution of the overflowing toilet	0		Monster Level: -25, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Breakable, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9693	cyan electrified tinsel tights of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9694	smelly rosy-cheeked wad of used tape	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9695	cyan tumbling auspicious stiffened silent nightlight of the bloodbag of Gandalf	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum HP: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Item Drop: +10, Rollover Effect Duration: 50
9696	galvanized aerosolized cyan sweetened reindeer fat	0		Effect: "Stevedave's Shanty of Superiority", Effect Duration: 29
9697	improved adjusted Good 'n' Quiet	0		Effect: "Frisky Spirit", Effect Duration: 15
9698	anodized chilled gray hot button candy	0		Effect: "Prelude of Precision", Effect Duration: 54
9699	avaricious savvy makeshift garbage shirt of bravery	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Spooky Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +30, Breakable, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9700	dangerous novelty monorail ticket of the glutton	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Food Drop: +100, Rollover Effect Duration: 100
9701	pickled huge tumbling pills	1		
9702	mixed upside-down cyan narrow furry pill	1		Effect: "Scarysauce", Effect Duration: 45
9703	dried twirling purple beefy pill	1		
9704	vaporized excitement pill	1		Effect: "Aloofah", Effect Duration: 35
9705	altered huge vitamin G pill	1		
9706	modified green lucky-ish pill	1		
9707	distilled upside-down dieting pill	1		Effect: "Knob Goblin Lust Frenzy", Effect Duration: 10
9712	blinking Clan Carnival Game	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-02"
9713	How To Get Bigger Without Really Trying	0		Skill: "Get Big", Last Available: "2018-02"
9714	Illustrated Mating Rituals of the Gallapagos	0		Skill: "Gallapagosian Mating Call", Last Available: "2018-02"
9715	Convincing People You Can See The Future	0		Skill: "Inscrutable Gaze", Last Available: "2018-02"
9716	upside-down Love Potions and the Wizards who Mix Them	0		Skill: "Love Mixology", Last Available: "2018-02"
9717	They'll Love You In Rhinestones	0		Skill: "Acquire Rhinestones", Last Available: "2018-02"
9718	Silly Little Love Song	0		Skill: "Paul's Passionate Pop Song", Last Available: "2018-02"
9719	lion tamer's genie's turbane of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2018-02"
9720	executive quilted genie's scimitar	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2018-02"
9721	spinning Oprah's genie's pants of the empath	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2018-02"
9722	squat inspector's sizzling genie's bracers	0		Hot Damage: +10, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2018-02"
9723	Jeselnik's stanky psychic's circlet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-02"
9724	greedy ribald psychic's crystal ball	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2018-02"
9725	psychic's pslacks of dire peril of temperance	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2018-02"
9726	psychic's amulet of the sewer of the cheetah	0		Stench Damage: +25, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2018-02"
9727	tiny moldy heart-shaped candy whetstone	1	crappy	Last Available: "2018-02"
9728	spoiled Swedish massage fish	3	crappy	Last Available: "2018-02"
9729	hand-crafted practically non-alcoholic Third Base	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-02"
9730	mediocre Bustle Hustler	3	decent	Last Available: "2018-02"
9731	enhanced flattened twirling Fabiotion	0		Effect: "Worth Your Salt", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2018-02"
9732	improved chilled double-magnetized ghostly Bettie page	0		Effect: "Ripping, Dripping", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2018-02"
9733	Vulcanized activated quantum tonic o' Banderas	0		Effect: "Comic Violence", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2018-02"
9734	quadruple-flattened liquefied heather graham cracker	0		Effect: "Marco Polarity", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2018-02"
9735	Lolsipop	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9736	heart cozy	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9737	eaves droppers	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9738	personal graffiti kit	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9739	Mysterious Red Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9740	shaking Mysterious Green Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9741	shaking Mysterious Blue Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9742	upside-down Mysterious Black Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9743	colloidal activated wobbly rainbow jellybean	0		Effect: "Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration", Effect Duration: 44
9744	colloidal polarized mystery lollipop	0		Effect: "Wet and Greedy", Effect Duration: 26
9745	Love Potion #0	0		Effect: "Tainted Love Potion", Effect Duration: 20
9746	pickled rhinestone	0		Effect: "Weapon of Mass Destruction", Effect Duration: 60
9747	1,960 pok&eacute;dollar bill	0		
9748	metandienone	0		
9749	shaking riboflavin	0		
9750	bronze	0		
9751	piracetam	0		
9752	tumbling twirling ultracalcium	0		
9753	yellow ginseng	0		
9754	fireproof Team Avarice cap	0		Hot Resistance: +3
9755	Team Sloth cap	0		Item Drop: +5
9756	thinker's Team Wrath cap	0		Mysticality: +10
9757	ribald Mu cap	0		Sleaze Damage: +10
9758	Thwaitgold metabug statuette	0		
9759	upside-down Pok&eacute;fam Guide to Capturing All of Them	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-03"
9760	skewed red packet of tall grass seeds	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9761	spinning Pok&eacute;-Gro fertilizer	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9762	Globmule	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9763	Bluzzard	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9764	Faux	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9765	Sledgehamster	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9766	Pimpsqueak	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9767	Pillowbug	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9768	Dressage	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9769	Sequestrian	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9770	Carpricorn	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9771	squat huge Turpin	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9772	Morphan	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9773	Cycloney	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9774	skewed narrow Peaclock	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9775	Turtive	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9776	Lepardner	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9777	Aiolion	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9778	blinking wobbly Waifuton	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9779	Gorillape	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9780	Wendtigo	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9781	cyan Snoutlet	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9782	Ruffalo	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9783	Vaporpoise	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9784	ghostly Ghosprey	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9785	Straypler	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9786	Flan	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9787	spinning Mustardigrade	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9788	Ched	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9789	Gazelleton	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9790	red Mechamelion	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9791	Bicycle	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9792	Vamprey	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9793	pulsating Wullabye	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9794	tumbling Nursine	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9795	Cantelope	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9796	upside-down Ungulant	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9797	olive Caramel	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9798	Oppossum	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9799	jittery Amanitee	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9800	Smashmoth	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9801	mirror Vulgure	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9802	Squib	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9803	Trafikoan	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9804	twirling Slotter	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9805	Shudder	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9806	squat Glamare	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9807	Unspeakachu	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9808	Stooper	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9809	Disgeist	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9810	Bowlet	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9811	shaking Cornbeefadon	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9812	green Mu	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9813	twirling Glum berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9814	Egnaro berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9815	Sitrep berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9816	Nadsat berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9817	narrow Jamocha berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9818	Tapioc berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9819	Snarf berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9820	teal bouncing Keese berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9821	bouncing luck incense	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Item Drop: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9822	skewed shell bell	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9823	twirling muscle band	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9824	narrow amulet coin	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9825	razor fang	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9826	smoke ball	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9827	rocket	0		
9828	altered squat magnificent oyster egg	1		Effect: "El Tango de la Maldita Suegra", Effect Duration: 10
9829	boiled brilliant oyster egg	1		
9830	distilled pulsating glistening oyster egg	1		
9831	twisted wobbly pulsating scintillating oyster egg	1		
9832	mixed spinning pearlescent oyster egg	1		Effect: "Gamer Rage", Effect Duration: 10
9833	vaporized lustrous oyster egg	1		Effect: "Three Days Slow", Effect Duration: 50
9834	dried mirror mirror gleaming oyster egg	1		Effect: "Indescribable Flavor", Effect Duration: 45
9835	FantasyRealm membership packet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-04"
9836	FantasyRealm guest pass	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9837	fuchsia executive toasty FantasyRealm G. E. M. of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Hot Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9838	Rubee&trade;	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9839	yellow lightning-fast FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm	0		Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2018-04"
9840	FantasyRealm Mage's Hat of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2018-04"
9841	skewed strapping FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask	0		Muscle: +5, Last Available: "2018-04"
9842	lump of bauxite	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
9843	reassuring Fonzie's wizardly &quot;Remember the Trees&quot; Shirt	0		Mysticality: +25, Experience (Moxie): +1, Spooky Resistance: +1
9844	FantasyRealm key	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9845	plump mushroom	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9846	tainted marshmallow	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9847	Chewsick Copperbottom's notes	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9848	maroon LyleCo premium pickaxe	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9849	LyleCo premium rope	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9850	My First Art of War	0		Skill: "Army of Toddlers", Last Available: "2018-12"
9851	pulsating dragon aluminum ore	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9852	bouncing tumbling faerie dust	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9853	poisoned druidic s'more	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9854	green druidic orb	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9855	to-go brew	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9856	red flask of holy water	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9857	deionized altered wobbly huge huge universal antivenin	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Effect: "Video Game Hot Dog", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2018-04"
9858	squat LyleCo premium monocle	0		Rubee Drop: 1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9859	red LyleCo premium magnifying glass	0		Rubee Drop: 1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9860	FantasyRealm tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9861	LyleCo Contractor's Manual	0		Skill: "Expert Corner-Cutter", Last Available: "2018-04"
9862	normal FantasyRealm turkey leg	3	good	Last Available: "2018-04"
9863	hand-crafted FantasyRealm mead	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-04"
9864	spinning nasty haunch	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9865	blurry squat Cheswick Copperbottom's compass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9866	blinking arrest warrant	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9867	hero's skull	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9868	jittery grolblin rum	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9869	flavorless druidic s'more	4	decent	Last Available: "2018-04"
9870	compressed shaking lime green tumbling sachet of powder	1		Last Available: "2018-04"
9871	watered-down artisanal olive mourning wine	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-04"
9872	maroon sanctified cola	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9873	map to the Towering Mountains	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9874	spinning map to the Mystic Wood	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9875	map to the Putrid Swamp	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9876	map to the Cursed Village	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9877	map to the Sprawling Cemetery	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9878	adequate denastified haunch	3	good	Last Available: "2018-04"
9879	practically non-alcoholic acceptable bad rum and good cola	1	good	Last Available: "2018-04"
9880	diffused huge Potion of Heroism	0		Effect: "Cheered Up", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2018-04"
9881	jittery chilly leggings of the Spider Queen of the dark arts of the brazier	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Cold Damage: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-04"
9882	Jim Carey's stylish Master Thief's utility belt of the pedagogue	0		Moxie: +25, Experience: +3, Monster Level: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9883	pulsating sharpshooter's Oprah's cool Duke Vampire's regal cloak	0		Moxie: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2018-04"
9884	blurry auspicious Jeselnik's studded Dragonscale breastplate	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Sleaze Damage: +25, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2018-04"
9885	stiffened slick belt of Ogrekind of courage	0		Moxie: +10, Damage Reduction: 1, Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9886	lion tamer's supercharged brainy The Ghoul King's ghoulottes	0		Mysticality: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2018-04"
9887	wool weightlifter's nozzle of the Phoenix of James Dean	0		Muscle: +15, Experience (Moxie): +3, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2018-04"
9888	squat smartaleck's wizardly the Archwizard's briefs of the detective	0		Mysticality: +25, Moxie Percent: +30, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2018-04"
9889	red rosewater-soaked MacGyver's Samson's the Ley Incursion's waist	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum MP: +100, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9890	ribald studded shield of the Skeleton Lord of the glutton	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Sleaze Damage: +10, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2018-04"
9891	curative rock-hard ring of the Skeleton Lord of the boozehound	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Booze Drop: +100, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9892	Tesla grievous scepter of the Skeleton Lord of extreme caution	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Monster Level: -25, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9893	bouncing yellow nippy Lo Pan's personal trainer's deadfall branch of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Cold Damage: +10
9894	lion tamer's hardy Da Vinci's Rosewater's beefy Staff of Kitchen Royalty	0		Muscle: +10, Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Maximum HP: +50, Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2018-04"
9895	charged druidic orb	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9896	dragon slaying sword	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9897	notarized arrest warrant	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9898	artisanal teal two meat muck	3	EPIC	
9899	decent chocolate Ogre Chieftain	4	good	
9900	massive adequate chocolate &quot;Phoenix&quot;	9	good	
9901	normal chocolate Spider Queen	4	good	
9902	hand-crafted ghostly hipster cocktail	3	EPIC	
9903	blinking red God Lobster's Scepter	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "small fairy/lep", Last Available: "2018-05"
9904	God Lobster's Ring	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "sombrero", Last Available: "2018-05"
9905	God Lobster's Rod	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "whelp", Last Available: "2018-05"
9906	God Lobster's Robe	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "block", Last Available: "2018-05"
9907	God Lobster's Crown	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "fairy", Last Available: "2018-05"
9908	green jittery Dish of Clarified Butter	0		Last Available: "2018-05"
9909	upside-down upside-down G	0		
9910	Garland of Greatness	0		
9911	gattoo	0		
9912	A-Boo glue	0		
9913	glued A-Boo clue	0		
9914	crude oil congealer	0		
9915	low-calorie bland good guava	1	decent	
9916	acceptable watered-down gin and ginger	2	good	
9917	Thwaitgold chigger statuette	0		
9918	dehydrated huge gaseous gravy	1		
9919	SongBoom&trade; BoomBox	0		Last Available: "2018-06"
9920	SongBoom&trade; BoomBox Box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-06"
9921	upside-down blue A Guide to Safari	0		Skill: "Experience Safari"
9922	chilled narrow Shielding Potion	0		Effect: "The Real Deal", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2018-06"
9923	unsweetened quadruple-galvanized Punching Potion	0		Effect: "Swimming with Sharks", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2018-06"
9924	narrow Special Seasoning	0		Last Available: "2018-06"
9925	altered ghostly Nightmare Fuel	1		Last Available: "2018-06"
9926	shaking Gathered Meat-Clip	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
9927	Bastille Battalion control rig crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-07"
9928	gray Bastille Battalion control rig	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-07"
9929	smelly crafty grievous Brutal brogues of the boozehound	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum MP: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Booze Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-07"
9930	coward's quilted personal trainer's Socratic Draftsman's driving gloves	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Damage Absorption: +40, Monster Level: -20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-07"
9931	mirror deadly smartaleck's Nouveau nosering of dire peril of the brazier	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Weapon Damage: 25, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-07"
9932	modified pulsating sharkfin gumbo	0		Effect: "Shamboozled", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2018-07"
9933	tarnished boiling broth	0		Effect: "Human-Beast Hybrid", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2018-07"
9934	cold-filtered interrogative elixir	0		Effect: "Tomato Power", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2018-07"
9935	Bastille Battalion Fondue Trophy	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9936	upside-down Bastille Battalion tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9937	ghostly Bastille Battalion cheese wheel	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9938	fuchsia mirror skewed Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9939	kitten burglar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-07"
9940	green burglar/sleep mask	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9941	Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette	0		
9942	Neverending Party invitation envelope	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-09"
9943	upside-down Neverending Party guest pass	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9944	ribald hale groovy PARTY HARD T-shirt	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Maximum HP: +20, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-09"
9945	Neverending Party favor	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9946	deluxe Neverending Party favor	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9947	gas can	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9948	lousy practically non-alcoholic Middle of the Road&trade; brand whiskey	1	decent	Last Available: "2018-09"
9949	neverending wallet chain	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9950	crafty Da Vinci's pentagram bandana	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2018-09"
9951	Lo Pan's skull ring	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9952	electronics kit	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9953	tasty squat PB&J with the crusts cut off	3	awesome	Last Available: "2018-09"
9954	olive brawny thinker's dorky glasses	0		Mysticality: +10, Muscle Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9955	healthy ponytail clip of courage	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2018-09"
9956	shaking greedy paint palette	0		Meat Drop: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paint Job", Last Available: "2018-09"
9957	unremarkable duffel bag	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9958	compressed shaking Purple Beast energy drink	1		Effect: "Coal-Powered", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2018-09"
9959	Sherlock's cosmetic football	0		Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2018-09"
9960	executive shoe ad T-shirt of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2018-09"
9961	pump-up high-tops of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9962	wet cyan runproof mascara	0		Effect: "The Best a Pirate Can Get", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2018-09"
9963	very small dress	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9964	huge shellacked noticeable pumps of the scaredy-cat	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Monster Level: -15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9965	surprisingly capacious handbag	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9966	distilled aged huge everfull glass	5	???	Last Available: "2018-09"
9967	van key	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9968	lime green jam band bootleg	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9969	squat Rosewater's denim jacket of the bloodbag	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2018-09"
9970	mirror supercharged ratty knitted cap of the blizzard	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-09"
9972	ghostly squat olive auspicious beefy intimidating chainsaw	0		Muscle: +10, Item Drop: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-09"
9973	special bad party beer bomb	3	decent	Effect: "Egg-stra Arm", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2018-09"
9974	normal narrow sweet party mix	3	good	Last Available: "2018-09"
9975	diluted party balloon	1		Last Available: "2018-09"
9976	shaking stiffened party pants	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2018-09"
9977	nasty medical-grade sage party whip	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2018-09"
9978	spinning Party Planning on a Budget	0		Skill: "Budget Conscious", Last Available: "2018-09"
9979	drinkable fancy TRIO cup of beer	3	good	Effect: "Saucegoggles", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2018-09"
9980	moldy party platter for one	4	crappy	Last Available: "2018-09"
9981	twisted bouncing Party-in-a-Can&trade;	1		Effect: "Stop and Smell the Fudge", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2018-09"
9982	jittery mirror party pup	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9983	Sherlock's Da Vinci's party crasher	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Item Drop: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Party Crash", Last Available: "2018-09"
9984	shaking Living to Drink, Drinking to Live	0		Last Available: "2018-09", Skill: "Drinking to Drink"
9985	shaking purple Party Tattoo&trade; gift certificate	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9986	party mouse hat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9987	jittery latte lovers member's mug	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Latte on Opponent", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Offer Latte to Opponent", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Gulp Latte", Last Available: "2018-10"
9988	narrow latte lovers club card	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-10"
9989	voter registration form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-11"
9990	Sinatra's &quot;I Voted!&quot; sticker	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-11"
9991	jittery absentee voter ballot	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9992	snake skin	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9993	upside-down mirror wool Jim Carey's snakeskin thighboots	0		Monster Level: +25, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2018-11"
9994	snakeskin cowboy hat of the cougar of extreme caution	0		Moxie: +20, Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2018-11"
9995	scorching slick snakeskin jacket	0		Moxie: +10, Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-11"
9996	wobbly green slime glob	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9997	slime glob	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9998	skewed slime glob	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9999	squat supercool stylish slime waders of the scaredy-cat	0		Moxie: +25, Moxie Percent: +20, Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2018-11"
10001	cyan mirror sinister slime fedora of wisdom of the storm	0		Mysticality: +15, Spell Damage: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2018-11"
10002	personal trainer's savvy slime knuckles of James Dean	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience (Moxie): +3, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Last Available: "2018-11"
10003	cyan government requisition form	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
10004	reassuring asbestos-lined Tesla government-issued slacks	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Spooky Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2018-11"
10005	zippy government-issued eyeshade of chilblains of temperance	0		Cold Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2018-11"
10006	frightening curative Newton's government-issued necktie	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Spooky Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-11"
10007	shaking Oprah's fortified mutant arm of the businessman	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2018-11"
10008	scorching nippy mutant legs of the businessman	0		Cold Damage: +10, Hot Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2018-11"
10009	scandalous mutant crown of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Sleaze Damage: +5, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2018-11"
10010	normal ghostly ectoplasm	3	good	Last Available: "2018-11"
10011	massive normal	7	good	Last Available: "2018-11"
10012	practically non-alcoholic lousy bottle of vodka	1	decent	Last Available: "2018-11"
10013	bland small pizza	2	decent	Last Available: "2018-11"
10014	bad martini	3	decent	Last Available: "2018-11"
10015	normal snack-sized cherry pie	2	good	Last Available: "2018-11"
10016	artisanal pulsating eggnog	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-11"
10017	glob of undifferentiated tissue	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
10018	normal half-sized Hell ramen	2	good	Last Available: "2018-11"
10019	practically non-alcoholic hand-crafted gimlet	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2018-11"
10020	artisanal practically non-alcoholic enchanted twice-haunted screwdriver	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Effect: "Yuletide Industry", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2018-11"
10021	delicious half-sized candy cane	2	awesome	Last Available: "2018-12"
10022	watered-down perfectly mixed special runny fermented egg	2	EPIC	Effect: "The Grass...  Is Blue...", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2018-12"
10023	flavorless bouncing oldcake	4	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10024	flavorless traditional Crimbo cookie	3	decent	Last Available: "2023-06"
10025	plastic wild beaver of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Last Available: "2018-12"
10026	fireproof plastic reindeer	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2018-12"
10027	twirling Usain Bolt's plastic Caf&eacute; Elf	0		Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2018-12"
10028	plastic orphan of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2018-12"
10029	arcane researcher's plastic Abuela Crimbo	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Last Available: "2018-12"
10030	yule pup	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10031	Braindeer	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10032	squat Crimbo dog sweater	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10033	censurious scorching pristine walrus tusk	0		Hot Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2018-12"
10034	thick walrus blubber	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10035	Sherlock's smelly Newton's boxer's Staff of Frozen Lard	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2018-12"
10036	green bomb	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10037	plastic bazooka	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10038	mooseflank	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10039	yummy grilled mooseflank	4	awesome	Last Available: "2018-12"
10040	normal blinking moosemeat pie	3	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10041	grievous balanced antler	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2018-12"
10042	frightening dam	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2018-12"
10043	drinkable special gray blinking jittery beavermouth	4	good	Effect: "Pyromania", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2018-12"
10044	mediocre jittery beaver punch (papaya)	3	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10045	bad beaver punch (peach)	3	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10046	irresponsibly strong acceptable beaver punch (cherry)	8	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10047	hardy experienced Canadian lantern	0		Experience: +2, Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2018-12"
10048	blue mirror toasty muskox-skin cap	0		Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2018-12"
10049	Boxing Day care package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-12"
10050	small flavorless glass of raw eggs	2	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10051	delicious punch-drunk punch	4	awesome	Last Available: "2018-12"
10052	powdered olive body spradium	1		Effect: "Sneaky Serpentine Subtlety", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2018-12"
10053	tumbling Oprah's bauxite beret	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2018-12"
10054	thinker's bauxite boxers	0		Mysticality: +10, Last Available: "2018-12"
10055	yellow tumbling bauxite bow-tie	0		Item Drop: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
10056	Boxing Day Pass	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10057	Kramco Industries packing carton	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-01"
10058	flame-retardant healthy arcane researcher's supercool slick Kramco Sausage-o-Matic&trade;	0		Moxie: +10, Moxie Percent: +20, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2019-01"
10059	olive sausage casing	0		Last Available: "2019-01"
10060	spoiled spinning sausage	4	crappy	Last Available: "2019-01"
10061	gray Usain Bolt's red-hot sausage fork of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2019-01"
10062	bag of sausage links	0		Last Available: "2019-01"
10063	sausage golem	0		Last Available: "2019-01"
10064	shaking jar of relish	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10065	teal Toyleporter	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10066	acceptable weak beer	2	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10067	rotten huge yule gruel	3	crappy	Last Available: "2018-12"
10068	aged triple-distilled hot watered rum	10	awesome	Last Available: "2018-12"
10069	artisanal practically non-alcoholic jittery bottle of Crimbognac	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2018-12"
10070	stale Crimboysters Rockefeller	4	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10071	diluted Crimbeau de toilette	1		Last Available: "2018-12"
10072	Crimbo candle	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10073	Carol of the Bulls	0		Skill: "Carol of the Bulls", Last Available: "2018-12"
10074	Carol of the Bulls (used)	0		Skill: "Carol of the Bulls", Last Available: "2018-12"
10075	Carol of the Hells	0		Skill: "Carol of the Hells", Last Available: "2018-12"
10076	skewed Carol of the Hells (used)	0		Skill: "Carol of the Hells", Last Available: "2018-12"
10077	wobbly Carol of the Thrills	0		Skill: "Carol of the Thrills", Last Available: "2018-12"
10078	tumbling Carol of the Thrills (used)	0		Skill: "Carol of the Thrills", Last Available: "2018-12"
10079	blurry gravedigger's Temple Grandin's stylish Crimbolex watch	0		Moxie: +25, Familiar Weight: +7, Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12", Nonstackable Watch, Rollover Effect Duration: 100
10080	Crimbo tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10081	cyan family-friendly knitted gravedigger's hand-knitted Crimbo socks	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +1
10082	Da Vinci's chalk chlamys	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10083	fortified brawny chalk chain	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Damage Absorption: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10084	chalk chalice of the cougar of the sewer	0		Moxie: +20, Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2019-12"
10085	gray gravedigger's dangerous chalk chinos	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10086	yellow hardy chalk chapeau of the sweet-tooth	0		Maximum HP: +50, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2019-12"
10087	friendly savvy chalk choker	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10088	diluted chalk chunks	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10089	improved quantum candy chalk	0		Effect: "Radium Radicality", Effect Duration: 35
10090	tumbling rock-hard marble maebari of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Damage Reduction: 5, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10091	bouncing stanky marble mantle of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10092	tumbling veiny deadly marble magnet	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum HP: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10093	rosy-cheeked marble mignonette bowl of doom	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10094	jittery marble medallion of the pedagogue of doom	0		Experience: +3, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10095	foul-smelling marble mariachi hat of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10096	dried fuchsia marble molecules	1		Effect: "Rosewater Mark", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2019-12"
10097	pressed green Mallomarbles	0		Effect: "Fury of the Bells", Effect Duration: 16
10098	punching bag of the pedagogue of James Dean	0		Experience: +3, Experience (Moxie): +3, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10099	perfumed dog trainer's pith helmet	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Stench Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10100	up-at-dawn zippy poncho	0		Initiative: +20, Adventures: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10101	up-at-dawn sinister pendant	0		Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10102	ruddy beefy palazzos	0		Muscle: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10103	banded smartaleck's pseudoaccordion	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Damage Absorption: +100, Song Duration: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10104	modified wobbly pieces	1		Effect: "Ichorous Intensity", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2020-12"
10105	quantum liquefied Para-Pop	0		Effect: "Chlorophyll Flavor", Effect Duration: 14
10106	Tesla educational terra cotta truss	0		Experience: +1, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10107	ghostly ribald terra cotta trousers of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10108	family-friendly Herculean terra cotta tongs	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10109	olive vibrating personal trainer's terra cotta train	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10110	auspicious stylish terra cotta tie tack	0		Moxie: +25, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10111	squat Usain Bolt's Rosewater's terra cotta tambourine	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Initiative: +80, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10112	compressed terra cotta tidbits	1		Last Available: "2020-12"
10113	polarized activated terra panna cotta	0		Effect: "Hyperoxygenated Blood", Effect Duration: 48
10114	huge executive sage velour voulge	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2021-12"
10115	zippy velour vambraces	0		Item Drop: +5, Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10116	teal dance instructor's stylish velour veil	0		Moxie: +25, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10117	red flame-retardant greasy velour viscometer	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10118	blinking family-friendly hardened velour valise	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2021-12"
10119	sinister velour vaqueros of the detective	0		Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2021-12"
10120	denatured velour veneer	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10121	flattened polymerized quantum squat Velougats&trade;	0		Effect: "Scrappy, Shadowy", Effect Duration: 43
10122	glass suspenders of temperance of the detective	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10123	inspector's rock-hard glass shield	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2021-12"
10124	glass stetson of terror of the glutton	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2021-12"
10125	huge narrow hale weightlifter's glass spectacles	0		Muscle: +15, Maximum HP: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10126	fuchsia crafty dance instructor's glass shiv	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2021-12"
10127	mirror avaricious reassuring glass serape	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2021-12"
10128	mixed yellow glass shards	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10129	concentrated blinking hard candy	0		Effect: "Scarysauce", Effect Duration: 16
10130	green stiffened loofah lumberjack's hat of doom	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Head-Scratch", Last Available: "2022-12"
10131	mirror jittery occult loofah lei of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Lei Lasso", Last Available: "2022-12"
10132	miser's loofah lederhosen of the glutton	0		Meat Drop: +10, Food Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Hosenzittern", Last Available: "2022-12"
10133	prompt manspreader's loofah ladle	0		Monster Level: +10, Adventures: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Stew", Last Available: "2022-12"
10134	prompt sharpshooter's loofah legwarmers	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Leglifts", Last Available: "2022-12"
10135	wobbly loofah lavalier of chilblains of mayonnaise	0		Cold Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Lava", Last Available: "2022-12"
10136	pickled yellow bouncing blinking loofah lumps	1		Last Available: "2022-12"
10137	quantum moist chocolate-covered loofah	0		Effect: "Patched In", Effect Duration: 57
10138	clever deadly flagstone flag	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum MP: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagellate", Last Available: "2022-12"
10139	twirling jittery crafty flagstone flail of the overflowing toilet	0		Maximum MP: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagflog", Last Available: "2022-12"
10140	olive squat Temple Grandin's flagstone flip-flops of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Familiar Weight: +7, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Flap Flip", Last Available: "2022-12"
10141	green sinister flagstone fez of the empath	0		Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Weight: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Fez Ritual", Last Available: "2022-12"
10142	Newton's flagstone fleece of chilblains	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Cold Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Fleece Flex", Last Available: "2022-12"
10143	twirling scandalous extremely unsafe flagstone fringe	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Foxtrot", Last Available: "2022-12"
10144	boiled jittery flagstone flagments	1		Last Available: "2022-12"
10145	cold-filtered enhanced Flag by the Foot&trade;	0		Effect: "Ginger Snapped", Effect Duration: 46
10146	jittery elf sleeper agent	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10147	twirling red-and-green microcamera	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10148	cobbled-together Meat detector of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10149	unsweetened aerosolized adjusted tin thermos of chai	0		Effect: "Fastbreaker", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2019-12"
10150	mixed cyan shaking prototype stimulant	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10151	twirling coward's tailored vest	0		Monster Level: -20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10152	upside-down sew-on bandage	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10153	really nice net	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10154	squat flame-wreathed elf army poncho	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10155	moldy elf army field rations	4	crappy	Last Available: "2019-12"
10156	gingernade	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10157	censurious beefcake's discarded bowtie	0		Muscle: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10158	watered-down perfectly mixed gray martiny	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2019-12"
10159	mirror maroon tryptophan dart	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10160	corrupted licorice snake	0		Effect: "Fungal Fortification", Effect Duration: 56
10161	vacuum-sealed cold-filtered virgin jello shot	0		Effect: "The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder", Effect Duration: 45
10162	dry warmed ghostly mutated candy lump	0		Effect: "Rushin' Hands", Effect Duration: 46
10163	boiled magnetized government-issued candy	0		Effect: "Sweet, Nuts", Effect Duration: 56
10164	activated polarized tumbling Pneumo bar	0		Effect: "Ice Packed", Effect Duration: 52
10165	mint condition Lil' Doctor&trade; bag	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-02"
10166	cool Lil' Doctor&trade; bag	0		Moxie: +5, Item Drop: +5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Otoscope", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Reflex Hammer", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Chest X-Ray", Last Available: "2019-02"
10168	blood bag	0		
10169	spoiled super-sized bloodstick	5	crappy	
10170	practically non-alcoholic tolerable spinning bottle of Sanguiovese	1	good	
10171	adequate gigantic actual blood sausage	8	good	
10172	acceptable practically non-alcoholic mulled blood	1	good	
10173	tiny flavorless blood snowcone	1	decent	
10174	high-proof artisanal Red Russian	8	EPIC	
10175	moldy miniature huge blood roll-up	2	crappy	
10176	artisanal fuchsia bottle of blood	3	super EPIC	
10177	fancy huge adequate blood-soaked sponge cake	9	good	Effect: "Eldritch Concentration", Effect Duration: 5
10178	mediocre weak vampagne	2	decent	
10179	small stale upside-down plain snowcone	2	decent	
10180	ghostly Booke of Vampyric Knowledge	0		
10181	bouncing olive money bag	0		
10182	money bag	0		
10183	money bag	0		
10184	Thwaitgold mosquito statuette	0		
10185	blurry bucket of Vampyre blood	0		
10186	blood knife	0		Lasts Until Rollover
10187	wobbly PirateRealm membership packet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-04"
10188	PirateRealm guest pass	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10189	scorching smartaleck's slick PirateRealm eyepatch	0		Moxie: +10, Moxie Percent: +30, Hot Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10190	bloody harpoon	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10191	blue compass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10192	skull key	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10193	curious anemometer	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10194	Red Roger's flag	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10195	Glass Jack's spyglass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10196	jittery recursed compass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10197	tomb-opener	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10198	ghostly Red Roger's map	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10199	delicious skewed crabsicle	3	awesome	Last Available: "2019-04"
10200	fuchsia melty plastic grenade	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10201	mediocre bottle of dark rhum	3	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10202	delicious bottle of extra-dark rhum	3	awesome	Last Available: "2019-04"
10203	lousy bottle of super-extra-dark rhum	3	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10204	diffused pirate shaving cream	0		Effect: "All Blued Up", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2019-04"
10205	hardy Samson's conquistador's breastplate	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2019-04"
10206	fortified pirate pantaloons of bravery	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2019-04"
10207	shaking [glitch season reward name]	0		
10208	signal fragment	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10209	windicle	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10210	spinning greedy studded pirate radio ring	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10211	cyan Island Drinkin', a Tiki Mixology Odyssey	0		Skill: "Tiki Mixology", Last Available: "2019-04"
10212	jumbo tasty pineapple slab	5	awesome	Last Available: "2019-04"
10213	diet moldy fancy hibiscus petal	1	crappy	Effect: "Charrrming", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2019-04"
10214	modified activated ghostly huge mint leaf	0		Effect: "Jalape&ntilde;o Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2019-04"
10215	cocoa of youth	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10216	distilled gray shaking spinning ice molecule	1		Last Available: "2019-04"
10217	red Red Roger's reliquary	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10218	Red Roger's right hand	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10219	Red Roger's left hand	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10220	blinking Red Roger's right foot	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10221	Red Roger's left foot	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10222	bouncing Red Roger's skull	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10223	denatured pewter shavings	1		Last Available: "2019-04"
10224	Red Roger tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10225	olive PirateRealm fun-a-log	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10226	huge toasty plush sea serpent	0		Hot Damage: +5, Monster Level: -100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10227	fancy stale mirror pirate fork	3	???	Effect: "Blubbered Up", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2019-04"
10228	Scurvy and Sobriety Prevention	0		Skill: "Prevent Scurvy and Sobriety", Last Available: "2019-04"
10229	ring	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10230	stanky piratical blunderbuss of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2019-04"
10231	aromatic experienced slick PirateRealm party hat	0		Moxie: +10, Experience: +2, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2019-04"
10232	mediocre twirling Island Landslide	4	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10233	artisanal Island Thunderstorm	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2019-04"
10234	lousy weak Island Hurricane	2	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10235	high-proof tolerable Skull Punch	9	good	Last Available: "2019-04"
10236	special weak lousy Electric Punch	2	decent	Effect: "Sweet and Red", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2019-04"
10237	tolerable wobbly huge Smuggler's Punch	3	good	Last Available: "2019-04"
10238	hand-crafted shaking Scorpion Bowl	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2019-04"
10239	special smooth jittery Turtle Bowl	4	awesome	Effect: "Blessing of the Pervy Noodles", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2019-04"
10240	acceptable extra-dry Cobra Bowl	5	good	Last Available: "2019-04"
10241	spinning purple vampyric cloake pattern	0		Free Pull
10242	Usain Bolt's asbestos-lined stanky sinister vampyric cloake of temperance	0		Spell Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Initiative: +80, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Become a Wolf", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Become a Cloud of Mist", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Become a Bat", Last Available: "2019-03"
10243	plastic pirate hat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10244	liquefied one piece of bubble gum	0		Effect: "Chalky Hand", Effect Duration: 34
10245	arcanoferric housing	0		
10246	intact medium-wave antenna	0		
10247	yellow 18-picohertz resonator crystal	0		
10248	blown-out speaker cone	0		
10249	overloaded short-pulse transistor	0		
10250	squat Fourth of May Cosplay Saber kit	0		Free Pull
10251	scorching chilly deadly Fourth of May Cosplay Saber	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Cold Damage: +5, Hot Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Use the Force", Last Available: "2019-05"
10252	ring	0		Single Equip
10253	Thwaitgold nymph statuette	0		
10254	tumbling blurry asbestos-lined lard-coated ribald resourceful rock-hard beefcake's hewn moon-rune spoon of wisdom of the storm of incineration of the cheetah of the early riser	0		Muscle: +25, Mysticality: +15, Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Maximum MP: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +5, Initiative: +60, Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Alters Page Text, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Dragoon Platoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spittoon Monsoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Festoon Buffoon", Last Available: "2019-06", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
10255	ghostly pulsating cartoon harpoon	0		Last Available: "2019-06"
10256	blurry rune-strewn spoon cocoon	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-06"
10257	maroon Beach Comb Box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-07"
10258	greasy hardy smooth Beach Comb	0		Moxie: +15, Maximum HP: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beach Combo", Last Available: "2019-07"
10259	grain of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10260	small pile of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10261	pile of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10262	huge pile of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10263	lime green empty hourglass	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10264	shaking hourglass	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10265	etched hourglass	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10266	moist electrified magenta seashell	0		Effect: "Egg-headedness", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2019-07"
10267	boiled oxidized upside-down red cyan seashell	0		Effect: "What's That Smell?", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2019-07"
10268	Vulcanized galvanized lime green gray seashell	0		Effect: "Rat-Faced", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2019-07"
10269	ionized corrupted purple seashell	0		Effect: "Stick Emporium Membership", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2019-07"
10270	unsweetened aerosolized twirling blue seashell	0		Effect: "Whole Latte Love", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2019-07"
10271	bunch of sea grapes	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10272	weak delicious bottle of sea wine	2	awesome	Last Available: "2019-07"
10273	modified kelp	1		Last Available: "2019-07"
10274	inspector's aromatic flame-retardant scandalous Lo Pan's resourceful shellacked dangerous brainy driftwood hat	0		Mysticality: +5, Weapon Damage: +10, Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum MP: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Sleaze Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +1, Stench Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +15, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10275	Sherlock's friendly resourceful hardy hale extremely unsafe brainy driftwood pants of the cougar of the empath	0		Mysticality: +5, Moxie: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP: 70, Maximum MP: +50, Familiar Weight: 8, Item Drop: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10276	red greasy nasty sharpshooter's MacGyver's resourceful clever hardened Sinatra's Da Vinci's driftwood bracelet	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Experience (Moxie): +5, Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum MP: 170, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10277	olive nasty manspreader's banded waders	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Monster Level: +10, Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2019-07"
10278	pulsating quilted deadly slick spearfish fishing spear	0		Moxie: +10, Weapon Damage: +5, Damage Absorption: +40, Last Available: "2019-07"
10279	fireproof hardy rabbitfish fin of the glutton	0		Maximum HP: +50, Hot Resistance: +3, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10280	blurry piece of coral	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10281	piece of driftwood	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10282	cyan deadly personal trainer's pirate cutlass of the brazier	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Weapon Damage: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10283	spinning lion tamer's personal trainer's tricorn hat of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2019-07"
10284	fuchsia frosty energetic swash buckle of the glutton	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10285	meteorite fragment	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10286	nippy meteorite earring of the cougar of the scaredy-cat	0		Moxie: +20, Monster Level: -15, Cold Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10287	hardy meteorite necklace of the sewer of the detective	0		Maximum HP: +50, Stench Damage: +25, Item Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10288	rosewater-soaked scandalous wizardly meteorite ring	0		Mysticality: +25, Sleaze Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10289	oxidized cold-filtered polymerized Finnish Fish	0		Effect: "Wintry Breath", Effect Duration: 48
10290	adjusted quadruple-improved chocolate doubloon	0		Effect: "Ooh, Umami!", Effect Duration: 41
10291	toasty beefcake's driftwood beach comb of the brazier	0		Muscle: +25, Hot Damage: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10292	mirror teal Distant Woods Getaway Brochure	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-08"
10293	stick of firewood	0		Last Available: "2019-08"
10294	blinking executive ribald whittled tiara of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2019-08"
10295	zippy Sinatra's weightlifter's whittled shorts	0		Muscle: +15, Experience (Moxie): +5, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2019-08"
10296	yellow Oprah's beefcake's whittled flail of the brute	0		Muscle: +25, Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2019-08"
10297	zippy dog trainer's thinker's whittled wand	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2019-08"
10298	miser's brawny cool whittled flute	0		Moxie: +5, Muscle Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2019-08"
10299	dance instructor's whittled bear figurine of the scaredy-cat of the cheetah	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Monster Level: -15, Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-08"
10300	green lion tamer's hardy whittled owl figurine of incineration	0		Maximum HP: +50, Experience (familiar): +2, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-08"
10301	sizzling smartaleck's whittled fox figurine of James Dean	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Experience (Moxie): +3, Hot Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-08"
10302	greedy family-friendly whittled walking stick of Tarzan of the detective	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +20, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2019-08"
10303	flavorless campfire hot dog	3	decent	Last Available: "2019-08"
10304	flavorless squat campfire baked potato	4	decent	Last Available: "2019-08"
10305	decent half-sized campfire s'more	2	good	Last Available: "2019-08"
10306	decent miniature campfire beans	2	good	Last Available: "2019-08"
10307	diet spoiled campfire stew	1	crappy	Last Available: "2019-08"
10308	fancy campfire coffee	1	EPIC	Effect: "Shawarma Initiative", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2019-08"
10309	denatured liquefied leftover chocolate bar	0		Effect: "Initiative and Let Die", Effect Duration: 65
10310	skewed twirling rare Meat isotope	0		
10311	burnt stick	0		Last Available: "2019-08"
10312	twirling bundle of firewood	0		Last Available: "2019-08"
10313	campfire smoke	0		
10314	pulsating olive Murgatroyd diode	0		
10315	signal receiver	0		
10316	blinking space shield	0		
10317	signal jammer	0		Single Equip
10318	low-pressure oxygen tank	0		Single Equip
10319	fuchsia Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette	0		
10320	decent wobbly space chowder	3	good	
10321	delicious irresponsibly strong space wine	8	awesome	
10322	The Imploded World	0		Skill: "Implode Universe"
10323	teal shaking packaged Pocket Professor	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-09"
10324	Pocket Professor memory chip	0		
10325	Law of Averages	0		
10332	Unopened Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-10"
10333	curative Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper of the wise owl of the sweet-tooth	0		Mysticality: +20, Candy Drop: +100, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Avoid Attack: 1, Last Available: "2019-10"
10334	twirling unopened diabolic pizza cube box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-11"
10335	narrow diabolic pizza cube	0		Last Available: "2019-11"
10336	diabolic pizza	3	???	Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-11"
10337	stale bu&ntilde;uelos Jaliscos	3	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10338	normal flan del mar	3	good	Last Available: "2019-12"
10339	stale snack-sized Baja sopapilla	2	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10340	rock-hard plastic Mer-kin baker	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10341	tumbling coward's plastic sea elf	0		Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2019-12"
10342	squat plastic yuleviathan of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10343	yellow asbestos-lined plastic dolphin &quot;orphan&quot;	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10344	plastic Dolph Bossin of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2019-12"
10345	blinking red-spotted snapper roe	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10346	decent fancy bouncing mana-coated yams	3	good	Effect: "Chalked-Up Teeth", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2019-11"
10347	miniature adequate mana-basted tofurkey leg	2	good	Last Available: "2019-11"
10348	yummy mana-fortified cranberry sauce	3	awesome	Last Available: "2019-11"
10349	normal mana-stuffed herbal stuffing	3	good	Last Available: "2019-11"
10350	human musk	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10351	dry modified narrow patch of extra-warm fur	0		Effect: "Corruption of Wretched Wally", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2019-12"
10352	modified industrial lubricant	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10353	anodized dry red unfinished pleasure	0		Effect: "Influence of Sphere", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2019-12"
10354	denatured skewed cyan vial of humanoid growth hormone	1		Effect: "Uncaged Power", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2019-12"
10355	dried lime green ghostly tumbling a bug's lymph	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10356	adjusted non-diffused concentrated organic potpourri	0		Effect: "Stinking Cloud", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2019-12"
10357	bad special narrow boot flask	3	decent	Effect: "[1609]Dancin' Fool", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2019-12"
10358	anodized alkaline flattened wobbly infernal snowball	0		Effect: "Sauce Monocle", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2019-12"
10359	madness	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10360	diluted fish sauce	1		Effect: "Thick, Sick", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2019-12"
10361	spoiled miniature guffin	2	crappy	Last Available: "2019-12"
10362	altered blurry olive Shantix&trade;	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10363	ghostly goodberry	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10364	vaporized upside-down non-Euclidean angle	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10365	warmed Vulcanized blurry peppermint syrup	0		Effect: "Super Speed", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2019-12"
10366	dry bouncing Mer-kin eyedrops	0		Effect: "Badger Underfoot", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2019-12"
10367	pressed bouncing extra-strength goo	0		Effect: "Cancer Rising", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2019-12"
10368	lime green envelope full of Meat	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10369	vaporized red livid energy	1		Effect: "Sludgesick", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2019-12"
10370	micronova	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10371	twisted ghostly maroon beggin' cologne	1		Effect: "Cheered Up", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2019-12"
10372	perfumed lion tamer's oxygenated eggnog helmet	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Stench Resistance: +5, Adventure Underwater, Last Available: "2019-12"
10373	wobbly hand-knitted diving booties	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10374	red peppermint harpoon gun	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10375	irradiated non-denatured concentrated fish broth	0		Effect: "Cold Jellied", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2019-12"
10376	cold-filtered liquid SONAR	0		Effect: "Mad at Science", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2019-12"
10377	blurry map to Dolph Bossin's hideout	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10378	maroon Dolph Bossin's charity note	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10379	ruddy boxer's Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat of the sewer	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2019-12"
10380	The Spirit of Giving	0		Skill: "The Spirit of Taking", Last Available: "2019-12"
10381	The Spirit of Giving (used)	0		Skill: "The Spirit of Taking", Last Available: "2019-12"
10382	Crimbo Factory surprise box	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10383	soggy gingerbread chunk	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10384	denatured unsweetened wobbly blurry salty gumdrop	0		Effect: "Nano-juiced", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2019-12"
10385	sage thinker's ribbon candy ascot	0		Mysticality: +10, Mysticality Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10386	squat moist Crimbo spices	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10387	intact anemone spike	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10388	Van der Graaf anemoney clip	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10389	runny icing	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10390	denatured yellow super-sweet fish goo (spoiled)	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10391	yellow mansplainer's MacGyver's icing poncho of the cheetah	0		Maximum MP: +100, Monster Level: +15, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2019-12"
10392	Mer-kin cookiestove	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10393	corrupted glob of salty molasses	0		Effect: "Toothy Grin", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2019-12"
10394	friendly Mer-kin rollpin of terror	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10395	pulsating personalizable gingerbread cookie	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10396	blurry tinsel fin	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10397	stale twirling pulsating bowl of mernudo	4	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10398	acceptable watered-down fishelada	2	good	Last Available: "2019-12"
10399	flavorless yellow ojo de pez burrito	3	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10400	blue waterlogged wood	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10401	waterlogged cloth	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10402	waterlogged stuffing	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10403	waterlogged	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10404	blue waterlogged	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10405	ghostly zippy ribald nutcracker hat	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2019-12"
10406	resourceful nutcracker waistcoat of doom	0		Maximum MP: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2019-12"
10407	wobbly groovy nutcracker pants of James Dean	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2019-12"
10408	fuchsia up-at-dawn mansplainer's nutcracker boots	0		Monster Level: +15, Adventures: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10409	twirling Oprah's forbidden nutcracker sword	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10410	executive nutcracker drumstick of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2019-12"
10411	cyan quilted nutcracker beard of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Damage Absorption: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10412	weightlifter's nutcracker cape of vim and vigor	0		Muscle: +15, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2019-12"
10413	greedy nutcracker epaulets of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10414	nutcracker figurine	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10415	tasty salt plum	4	awesome	Last Available: "2019-12"
10416	peppermint eel sauce	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10417	gigantic enchanted spoiled gray and bean	7	crappy	Effect: "Red-Shirted Escort", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10418	tumbling knitted stylish kelp-holly gun of doom	0		Moxie: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2019-12"
10419	hardened Yuleviathan necklace of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Damage Reduction: 3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10420	Sherlock's careful peppermint spine	0		Monster Level: -10, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2019-12"
10421	soggy elf shoes of wisdom of the dark arts	0		Mysticality: +15, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10422	quilted deadly Crimbylow-rise jeans	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Damage Absorption: +40, Last Available: "2019-12"
10423	green skewed perfumed mansplainer's kelp-holly drape	0		Monster Level: +15, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10424	lard-coated sizzling Newton's Staff of the Peppermint Twist of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Hot Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2019-12"
10425	bland thick lime green ghostly tempura and bean	5	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10426	bad watered-down salt plum sake	2	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10427	ionized super-polarized pressurized potion of possessiveness	0		Effect: "Blessing of Pikachutlotal", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2019-12"
10428	extra-activated deionized lime green almond	0		Effect: "Vitali Tea", Effect Duration: 57
10429	moist handful of mixed nuts	0		Effect: "Jerky, Boy", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2019-12"
10430	nutcracking pliers	0		
10431	Retrospecs try-at-home kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-01"
10432	bouncing dangerous Retrospecs of the ox of the blizzard	0		Muscle: +20, Weapon Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Free Pull, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Detect Weakness", Last Available: "2020-01"
10433	unopened Bird-a-Day calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-01"
10434	narrow Bird-a-Day calendar	0		Last Available: "2020-01"
10437	ghostly mint-in-box Powerful Glove	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-02"
10438	smelly chilly fortified arcane researcher's Da Vinci's Powerful Glove	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Damage Absorption: +60, Cold Damage: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Replace Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Shrink Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Invisible Avatar", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Triple Size", Last Available: "2020-02"
10439	enhanced signal receiver	0		
10440	teal narrow status cymbal	0		Last Available: "2020-02"
10441	Jim Carey's baleful Drip harness of the cheetah	0		Spell Damage: +25, Monster Level: +25, Initiative: +60
10442	jittery energetic drippy truncheon	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Single Equip
10443	Driplet	0		
10444	drippy snail shell	0		
10445	spoiled immense drippy nugget	6	drippy	
10446	tolerable boozy glass of drippy wine	5	drippy	
10447	bite-sized rotten drippy caviar	1	drippy	
10448	decent drippy plum(?)	3	drippy	
10449	curative drippy stake	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
10450	The Eye of the Thing in the Basement	0		
10451	drippy khakis	0		Drippy Resistance: +5
10452	upside-down blue mirror drippy shield	0		Drippy Resistance: +10
10453	olive The Fingernail of the Thing in the Basement	0		
10454	coin	0		
10455	mushroom	0		
10456	deluxe mushroom	0		
10457	super deluxe mushroom	0		
10458	diffused fizzy soda	0		Effect: "Bright!", Effect Duration: 58
10459	frozen pulsating skewed healthy juice	0		Effect: "Video Game Hot Dog", Effect Duration: 45
10460	hammer	0		Plumber Power: 1, Plumber Stat: "Muscle"
10461	hammer	0		Plumber Power: 2, Plumber Stat: "Muscle"
10462	huge fire flower	0		Plumber Power: 1, Plumber Stat: "Mysticality"
10463	bonfire flower	0		Plumber Power: 2, Plumber Stat: "Mysticality"
10464	work boots	0		Single Equip, Plumber Power: 1, Plumber Stat: "Moxie"
10465	boots	0		Single Equip, Plumber Power: 2, Plumber Stat: "Moxie"
10466	blue thinker's cape	0		Mysticality: +10
10467	olive mirror double-paned back shell of temperance	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +5
10468	blurry spiky back shell	0		Thorns: 1
10469	power pants	0		Maximum PP: +1
10470	Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette	0		
10471	Plumber's Union Handbook	0		
10472	smartaleck's bony back shell	0		Moxie Percent: +30
10473	frosty button	0		Single Equip
10474	Vulcanized activated blooper ink	0		Effect: "Grape Expectations", Effect Duration: 58
10475	coin	0		
10476	rubber doll head	0		
10477	wobbly rubber doll body	0		
10478	lime green plastic doll arms	0		
10479	green plastic doll legs	0		
10480	rubber baby doll	0		Damage Aura: 1
10481	squat Better Shrooms and Gardens catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-03"
10482	packet of mushroom spores	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10483	mirror bouncing free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10484	plump free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10485	bulky free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10486	free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10487	fuchsia immense free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10488	wobbly colossal free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10489	flavorless upside-down mushroom filet	3	decent	Last Available: "2020-03"
10490	mushroom slab	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10491	twisted huge purple mushroom tea	1		Last Available: "2020-03"
10492	weak drinkable wobbly mushroom whiskey	2	good	Last Available: "2020-03"
10493	resourceful Oprah's slick mushroom cap	0		Moxie: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2020-03"
10494	sharpshooter's supercharged personal trainer's mushroom shield of the scaredy-cat	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2020-03"
10495	baleful wicked dangerous personal trainer's mushroom pants	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Weapon Damage: +10, Spell Damage: 30, Last Available: "2020-03"
10496	resourceful padded sinister Sinatra's mushroom badge	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Spell Damage: +10, Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum MP: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-03"
10497	house-sized mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10498	shaking wobbly pristine piranha seed	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10499	plastic piranha pot	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10500	dry extra-flattened shaking shaking piranha pollen	0		Effect: "The Power of Negative Thinking", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2020-03"
10501	tumbling plumber's boots	0		Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Plumber Jump"
10502	sinistral homunculus	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-04"
10503	toasty kettle bell	0		Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2020-04"
10504	glued-together crystal ball of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2020-04"
10505	blurry martini dregs of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Last Available: "2020-04"
10506	shaking medical-grade flickering flashlight	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2020-04"
10507	squat crumbling rabbit's foot of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2020-04"
10508	dangerous outmoded fidget toy	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-04"
10509	wobbly supercharged flimsy ski pole	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2020-04"
10510	greasy discarded finger painting	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-04"
10511	twirling pizza box of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-04"
10512	forbidden grievous chipped coffee mug	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2020-04"
10513	huge ruddy Left-Hand Man action figure	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2020-04"
10514	blinking drippy seed	0		
10515	drippy grub	0		
10516	drippy bezoar	0		
10517	Drip Institute petri dish	0		
10518	drippy ichor	0		
10519	drippy enzyme	0		
10520	drippy salt	0		
10521	drippy pigment	0		
10522	drippy bromide	0		
10523	drippy flux	0		
10524	drippy stein	0		
10525	mediocre high-proof drippy pilsner	10	drippy	
10526	twirling green drippy staff	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drip Blast"
10528	drippy orb	0		
10529	shaking lustrous drippy orb	0		
10530	jittery gory drippy orb of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15
10531	spinning annealed drippy orb	0		Drippy Resistance: +5
10532	Guzzlr application	0		Free Pull
10533	tumbling aromatic resourceful Guzzlr tablet	0		Maximum MP: +50, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2020-05"
10534	blinking Guzzlr cocktail set	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10535	Guzzlrbuck	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10536	twirling Guzzlr hat	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10537	squat Guzzlr shoes	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-05"
10538	bouncing Guzzlr pants	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10539	chaotic Guzzlr souvenir stein	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2020-05"
10540	maroon Guzzlr tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10541	mediocre Ghiaccio Colada	3	decent	Last Available: "2020-05"
10542	lousy Sourfinger	3	decent	Last Available: "2020-05"
10543	fancy perfectly mixed fuchsia Nog-on-the-Cob	3	EPIC	Effect: "Greasy Flavor", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2020-05"
10544	acceptable twirling Steamboat	4	good	Last Available: "2020-05"
10545	lousy weak Buttery Boy	2	decent	Last Available: "2020-05"
10546	Never Don't Stop Not Striving	0		Skill: "Always Never Not Guzzling", Last Available: "2020-05"
10547	knitted electrified clown car key	0		Cold Resistance: +3, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10548	ribald flame-wreathed batting cage key of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10549	twirling huge scandalous Herculean wizardly aqu&iacute;	0		Mysticality: +25, Experience (Muscle): +1, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10550	sinister boxer's knob labinet key of the early riser	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2020-08"
10551	asbestos-lined boxer's weremoose key of Tarzan	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Experience (Muscle): +3, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10552	prompt peg key	0		Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2020-08"
10553	dog trainer's kekekey	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2020-08"
10554	reassuring rabbit's foot key	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2020-08"
10555	skewed dangerous knob shaft skate key of the boozehound	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2020-08"
10556	bouncing occult brawny ice key of the overflowing toilet	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2020-08"
10557	anchovy can key of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2020-08"
10558	skewed frightening cactus key of courage	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2020-08"
10559	bouncing twirling lightning-fast auspicious f'c'le sh'c'le k'y	0		Item Drop: +10, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2020-08"
10560	spinning baleful wicked treasure chest key	0		Spell Damage: 30, Last Available: "2020-08"
10561	electrified extremely unsafe slick demonic key	0		Moxie: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10562	squat key sausage	0		Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10563	medical-grade hardened knob treasury key	0		Damage Reduction: 3, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10564	Temple Grandin's experienced scrap key of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Experience: +2, Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2020-08"
10565	tumbling avaricious flame-retardant rose key	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2020-08"
10566	nippy music box key	0		Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10567	beefy actual skeleton key of the sewer	0		Muscle: +10, Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-08"
10568	blinking foul-smelling Temple Grandin's hardy deep-fried key	0		Maximum HP: +50, Familiar Weight: +7, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10569	sinister beefcake's discarded bike lock key	0		Muscle: +25, Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10570	Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette	0		
10571	fuchsia Manual of Lock Picking	0		Skill: "Lock Picking", Last Available: "2020-08"
10572	cold-filtered wobbly marshroom	0		Effect: "Grrrrrrreat!", Effect Duration: 50
10573	bag of Iunion stones	0		Free Pull
10574	ghostly Iunion Crown	0		Last Available: "2020-06"
10575	upside-down drippy candy bar	0		
10576	electrified flattened improved salty drippy candy bar	0		Effect: "Video Game Hot Dog", Effect Duration: 45
10577	enhanced writhing drippy candy bar	0		Effect: "Memory of Attractiveness", Effect Duration: 53
10578	warmed aerosolized diffused narrow gooey drippy candy bar	0		Effect: "Heightened Senses", Effect Duration: 23
10579	baby camelCalf	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-07"
10580	dromedary drinking helmet	0		
10581	packaged SpinMaster&trade; lathe	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-08"
10582	tumbling SpinMaster&trade; lathe	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10583	flimsy hardwood scraps	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10584	lime green knitted birch battery of courage	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Spooky Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-08"
10585	twirling baleful educational ebony epee of dire peril	0		Experience: +1, Weapon Damage: +20, Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Disarming Thrust", Last Available: "2020-08"
10586	educational weeping willow wand of the scaredy-cat of doom	0		Experience: +1, Monster Level: -15, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Barrage of Tears", Last Available: "2020-08"
10587	skewed educational Rosewater's beechwood blowgun of the dark arts	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience: +1, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Poison Dart", Last Available: "2020-08"
10588	vibrating ruddy educational maple magnet	0		Experience: +1, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-08"
10589	Dreadsylvanian hemlock	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10590	shaking Tesla hardy hemlock helm of the brazier	0		Maximum HP: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10591	sweaty balsam	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10592	up-at-dawn miser's balsam barrel of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Meat Drop: +10, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10593	redwood	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10594	aerosolized redwood rain stick	0		Effect: "Neutered Nostrils", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2020-08"
10595	upside-down purpleheart logs	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10596	tumbling stanky friendly resourceful purpleheart &quot;pants&quot;	0		Maximum MP: +50, Familiar Weight: +3, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-08"
10597	bouncing wormwood stick	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10598	inspector's dance instructor's wormwood wedding ring of the scaredy-cat of the empath of bravery	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Monster Level: -15, Familiar Weight: +5, Spooky Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-08"
10599	blinking Dripwood slab	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10600	blinking twirling drippy diadem	0		Drippy Resistance: +15, Last Available: "2020-08"
10601	tumbling Thwaitgold slug statuette	0		
10602	Fonzie's ert grey goo ring	0		Experience (Moxie): +1
10603	fistful of wood shavings	0		
10604	squat Yeg's Motel ashtray	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10605	pulsating Yeg's Motel alarm clock	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10606	double-flattened polarized narrow Yeg's Motel toothbrush	0		Effect: "Thicker, Sicker", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2020-09"
10607	enhanced alkaline Yeg's Motel hand soap	0		Effect: "Really Deep Breath", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2020-09"
10608	Yeg's Motel sewing kit	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10609	moldy Yeg's Motel pillow mint	4	crappy	Last Available: "2020-09"
10610	Yeg's Motel disposable razor	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10611	anodized pickled Yeg's Motel mouthwash	0		Effect: "Hoity Toity", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2020-09"
10612	pulsating flame-wreathed deadly Yeg's Motel shower cap	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-09"
10613	spinning gravedigger's Da Vinci's Yeg's Motel bathrobe	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spooky Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-09"
10614	family-friendly foul-smelling Yeg's Motel slippers	0		Stench Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-09"
10615	Yeg's Motel stationery	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10616	Yeg's Motel minibar key	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10617	sizzling desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10618	huge frost-rimed desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10619	uncanny desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10620	twirling nasty desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10621	greasy desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10622	spinning chess set	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10623	wobbly onyx king	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10624	shaking jittery onyx queen	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10625	onyx rook	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10626	onyx bishop	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10627	onyx knight	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10628	onyx pawn	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10629	ghostly alabaster king	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10630	alabaster queen	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10631	narrow red blurry alabaster rook	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10632	alabaster bishop	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10633	tumbling alabaster knight	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10634	alabaster pawn	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10635	bagged Cargo Cultist Shorts	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-09"
10636	up-at-dawn lightning-fast reassuring Da Vinci's Cargo Cultist Shorts	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spooky Resistance: +1, Initiative: +40, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2020-09"
10637	complicated device	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10638	acceptable flask of moonshine	4	good	Last Available: "2020-09"
10639	wobbly Temple Grandin's razor-sharp Da Vinci's sea-worn candlestick	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2020-09"
10640	Universal Seasoning	0		
10641	alkaline jittery null-day exploit	0		Effect: "Balls of Ectoplasm", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2025-12"
10642	flame orb	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10643	flavorless green chocolate chip muffin	3	decent	
10644	Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-10"
10645	Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read)	0		Last Available: "2020-10"
10646	packaged knock-off retro superhero cape	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-11"
10647	Vampire Slicer trench cape	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +50, Hot Resistance: +3, Cold Resistance: +3, Spooky Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +3
10648	box o' ghosts	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10649	pulsating gregarious ghostling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10650	grinning ghostling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10651	spinning green greedy ghostling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10652	subscription cocoa dispenser	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10653	oxidized shaking fortifying hot cocoa	0		Effect: "Extra Terrestrial", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2020-12"
10654	alkaline jittery boiling hot cocoa	0		Effect: "You Ate Some Hemp Candy", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2020-12"
10655	quantum triple-magnetized cool hot cocoa	0		Effect: "Stuck That Way", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2020-12"
10656	dry cyan overly-fancy hot cocoa	0		Effect: "Newt Gets In Your Eyes", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2020-12"
10657	dry electrified shaking maroon hot cocoa au beurre	0		Effect: "Soles of Glass", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2020-12"
10658	polymerized skewed hot cocoa with rainbow marshmallows	0		Effect: "Sticky Fingers", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2020-12"
10659	beefy Book of Old-Timey Carols	0		Muscle: +10, Last Available: "2020-12"
10660	lime green Van der Graaf Crimbo smile	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2020-12"
10661	dog trainer's SalesCo sample kit	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2020-12"
10662	corrupted super-frozen triple-chilled cyan candy harmonica	0		Effect: "Moose Wisdom", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2020-12"
10663	activated Vulcanized bouncing red sugar	0		Effect: "Strong Spirit", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2020-12"
10664	improved ionized multi-level marzipan	0		Effect: "Soles of Glass", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2020-12"
10665	coward's plastic Crimbo caroler	0		Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2020-12"
10666	flame-retardant plastic multi-level marketer	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2020-12"
10667	resourceful plastic Crimbo cheer	0		Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2020-12"
10668	plastic Mirth of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2020-12"
10669	bouncing inspector's plastic Penny	0		Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2020-12"
10670	ghostly narrow overflowing gift basket	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10671	personalized wassail stein	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10672	tabletop candy dispenser	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10673	veiny neck wreath	0		Maximum HP: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10674	MacGyver's shining star cap	0		Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2020-12"
10675	olive narrow clever nativity shorts	0		Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2020-12"
10676	forbidden myrrh pouch of extreme caution	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Monster Level: -25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10677	blinking squat ribald flame-wreathed frankincenser	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-12"
10678	narrow family-friendly dangerous gilded trumpet	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10679	yellow huge toasty &quot;reusable&quot; grocery bag	0		Hot Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-12"
10680	manspreader's wine carrier	0		Monster Level: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-12"
10681	yellow tumbling ruddy candy bucket	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-12"
10682	polarized warmed prescription teeth whitener	0		Effect: "Ripping, Dripping", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2020-12"
10683	galvanized activated green skewed imported lemon lozenge	0		Effect: "Butt-Rock Hair", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2020-12"
10684	cold-filtered hermedisiac cologne	0		Effect: "Burning Tongue", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2020-12"
10685	government food shipment	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10686	spinning skewed government booze shipment	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10687	government candy shipment	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10688	Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10689	Crimbo Carol tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10690	Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10691	teal food drive button	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10692	booze drive button	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10693	bouncing bouncing candy drive button	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10694	food mailing list	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10695	booze mailing list	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10696	candy mailing list	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10697	up-at-dawn quilted fruit bat	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Adventures: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10698	skewed razor-sharp tinsel orb of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Last Available: "2020-12"
10699	nippy weightlifter's snowpack	0		Muscle: +15, Cold Damage: +10, Class: "Pastamancer", Last Available: "2020-12"
10700	tumbling gray ghostly sharpshooter's supercool Satan hat	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Class: "Sauceror", Last Available: "2020-12"
10701	twirling huge Samson's Crimbo stockings of the boozehound	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Booze Drop: +100, Class: "Disco Bandit", Last Available: "2020-12"
10702	ribald poncho de azucar of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Sleaze Damage: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Last Available: "2020-12"
10703	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1	0		Skill: "Long Winter's Nap", Last Available: "2020-12"
10704	mirror The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used)	0		Skill: "Long Winter's Nap", Last Available: "2020-12"
10705	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2	0		Skill: "Bowl Full of Jelly", Last Available: "2020-12"
10706	bouncing The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used)	0		Skill: "Bowl Full of Jelly", Last Available: "2020-12"
10707	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3	0		Skill: "Ashes and Soot", Last Available: "2020-12"
10708	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used)	0		Skill: "Ashes and Soot", Last Available: "2020-12"
10709	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4	0		Skill: "Eye and a Twist", Last Available: "2020-12"
10710	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used)	0		Skill: "Eye and a Twist", Last Available: "2020-12"
10711	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5	0		Skill: "Dimples, How Merry!", Last Available: "2020-12"
10712	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used)	0		Skill: "Dimples, How Merry!", Last Available: "2020-12"
10713	blue The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6	0		Skill: "Chubby and Plump", Last Available: "2020-12"
10714	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used)	0		Skill: "Chubby and Plump", Last Available: "2020-12"
10715	normal miniature and pepper (stale)	2	good	Last Available: "2020-12"
10716	aged distilled cranberry margarita (brackish)	5	awesome	Last Available: "2020-12"
10717	fuzzy polar bear ears	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2020-12"
10718	nose	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2020-12"
10719	goose mask	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2020-12"
10720	practically non-alcoholic bad barrel-aged eggnog	1	decent	Last Available: "2020-12"
10721	stale huge hand-crafted candy cane	3	decent	Last Available: "2020-12"
10722	rotten drive-thru burger	3	crappy	Last Available: "2020-12"
10723	tolerable strong Boulevardier cocktail	5	good	Last Available: "2020-12"
10724	colloidal Hotwire&trade; brand candy rope	0		Effect: "Lucky Cat Is Lucky", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2020-12"
10725	thick tasty bowl full of jelly	5	awesome	Last Available: "2020-12"
10726	aged weak Eye and a Twist	2	awesome	Last Available: "2020-12"
10727	warmed super-improved narrow Chubby and Plump bar	0		Effect: "Smokin'", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2020-12"
10728	digibritches	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10729	packaged crystal ball	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-01"
10730	blinking crystal ball	0		Initiative: +50, Last Available: "2021-01", Item Drop (sporadic): +25
10731	fresh can of paint	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-12"
10732	fuchsia fresh coat of paint	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10733	emotion chip	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-02", Skill: "Emotionally Chipped"
10734	spinal-fluid-covered emotion chip	0		Last Available: "2021-02", Skill: "Emotionally Chipped"
10735	lime green robo-battery	0		
10736	Thwaitgold listening bug statuette	0		
10737	power seed	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-03"
10738	twirling potted power plant	0		Last Available: "2021-03"
10739	unsweetened battery (AAA)	0		Effect: "Radium Radicality", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2021-03"
10740	concentrated adjusted battery (AA)	0		Effect: "Appeteyes", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2021-03"
10741	double-aerosolized electrified wobbly battery (D)	0		Effect: "Aspect of the Twinklefairy", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2021-03"
10742	double-concentrated irradiated ghostly battery (9-Volt)	0		Effect: "Cinnamouth", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2021-03"
10743	vacuum-sealed alkaline jittery battery (lantern)	0		Effect: "Drenched With Filth", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2021-03"
10744	double-anodized anodized battery (car)	0		Effect: "Shredding, Sweating", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2021-03"
10745	cryptocloak	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10746	gray marshmallow	0		
10747	artisanal marshmallow bomb	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2021-03"
10748	twirling packaged backup camera	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-04"
10749	backup camera	0		Maximum HP / MP: +20, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Back-Up to your Last Enemy", Last Available: "2021-04"
10750	tumbling bouncing shortest-order cook	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-05"
10751	plate	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10752	quantum short beer	0		Effect: "Fiery Spirit", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2021-05"
10753	cold-filtered huge short stack of pancakes	0		Effect: "Fury of the Bells", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2021-05"
10754	improved flattened modified maroon short stick of butter	0		Effect: "Stone-Faced", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2021-05"
10755	moist galvanized skewed huge short glass of water	0		Effect: "Fastbreaker", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2021-05"
10756	moist activated short	0		Effect: "Gummi Badass", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2021-05"
10757	Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette	0		
10758	quantum of familiar	0		
10759	red double-paned Annie Oakley's familiar scrapbook	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Cold Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Show Your Boring Familiar Pictures", Last Available: "2021-06"
10760	ghostly packaged familiar scrapbook	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-06"
10761	clan underground fireworks shop	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10762	lime green chilly beefy fedora-mounted fountain of courage	0		Muscle: +10, Cold Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10763	dangerous Fonzie's stylish sombrero-mounted sparkler	0		Moxie: +25, Experience (Moxie): +1, Weapon Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10764	ghostly dog trainer's curative porkpie-mounted popper of doom	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10765	rocket	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10766	rocket	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10767	rocket	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10768	adequate fire crackers	3	good	Last Available: "2021-07"
10769	Arr, M80	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10770	flame-wreathed rosy-cheeked Catherine Wheel	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10771	double-paned smelly rocket boots	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10772	skewed sparkler of Calamity Jane of the boozehound	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Booze Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10773	squat Our Daily Candles&trade; order form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-08"
10774	electrified purple blurry Scent of a Human&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Bells in the Batfry", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2021-08"
10775	chilled The Beast Within&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Visions of the Deep Dark Deeps", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2021-08"
10776	unsweetened diffused Salsa Caliente&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Hopped Up on Goofballs", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2021-08"
10777	moist blinking Smoldering Clover&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Guts Feeling", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2021-08"
10778	galvanized Napalm In The Morning&trade; candle	0		Effect: "EVISCERATE!", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2021-08"
10779	asbestos-lined Rosewater's extra-large utility candle	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Hot Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10780	twirling upside-down ribald wizardly runed taper candle	0		Mysticality: +25, Sleaze Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10781	up-at-dawn scandalous coward's novelty sparkling candle	0		Monster Level: -20, Sleaze Damage: +5, Adventures: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10782	auspicious ribald Abracandalabra	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Item Drop: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10783	squat Van der Graaf smartaleck's extra-wide head candle	0		Moxie Percent: +30, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10784	adjusted deionized upside-down red natural magick candle	0		Effect: "Headstrong", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2021-08"
10785	electrified Vulcanized triple-boiled yellow rainbow glitter candle	0		Effect: "Amorous Avarice", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2021-08"
10786	concentrated chilled anodized banana candle	0		Effect: "Action", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2021-08"
10787	activated shaking ear candle	0		Effect: "Bloody Bloody Bloody!", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2021-08"
10788	Vulcanized quadruple-corrupted votive of confidence	0		Effect: "Feet of Grapefruit", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2021-08"
10789	brainy water candle	0		Mysticality: +5, Water: 3, Lasts Until Rollover
10790	pulsating B. L. A. R. T. of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "B. L. A. R. T. Spray (narrow)", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "B. L. A. R. T. Spray (medium)", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "B. L. A. R. T. Spray (wide)"
10791	Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette	0		
10792	wobbly empty nacho cheese can	0		Water: 1
10793	literal bucket hat	0		Water: 5
10794	upside-down rainproof barrel caulk	0		
10795	blurry pump grease	0		
10796	yellow packaged industrial fire extinguisher	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-09"
10797	yellow horrifying frightening Jack Frost's Jim Carey's slick thinker's industrial fire extinguisher	0		Mysticality: +10, Moxie: +10, Monster Level: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Damage: 30, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam 'em Up", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Polar Vortex", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam Yourself", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Blast the Area", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Zone Specific", Last Available: "2021-09"
10798	bouncing The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells	0		Skill: "Dead Nostrils", Last Available: "2021-08"
10799	The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read)	0		Skill: "Dead Nostrils", Last Available: "2021-08"
10800	1950 Vampire Vintner wine	1	awesome	Last Available: "2021-10"
10801	twirling bottled Vampire Vintner	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-10"
10802	jittery French-Transylvanian Dictionary	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10803	spinning packaged Daylight Shavings Helmet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-11"
10804	MacGyver's Newton's Daylight Shavings Helmet of the cheetah	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum MP: +100, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2021-11"
10805	blurry eggwater	1	awesome	Last Available: "2021-12"
10806	low-calorie adequate bread man	1	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10807	stale tiny plain candy cane	1	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10808	flavorless flour cookie	4	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10809	scorching plastic food lab	0		Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10810	green blinking lard-coated plastic nog lab	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10811	MacGyver's plastic chem lab	0		Maximum MP: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10812	plastic primary lab of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10813	jittery plastic Cheer Core of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10814	packaged medicine cabinet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-12"
10815	medicine cabinet	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10816	rosy-cheeked hardened ice crown of terror	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-12"
10817	ghostly yellow friendly extremely unsafe Da Vinci's jeans	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Weight: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-12"
10818	foul-smelling nippy sharpshooter's ice wrap	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-12"
10819	delicious mirror tofu pop	3	awesome	Last Available: "2021-12"
10820	yummy gigantic bowl of prescription candy	6	awesome	Last Available: "2021-12"
10821	moldy low-calorie fishcake	1	crappy	Last Available: "2021-12"
10822	adequate bone broth	3	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10823	adequate jittery star pop	3	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10824	special mediocre Doc's Fortifying Wine	3	decent	Effect: "Sweet Tooth", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2021-12"
10825	practically non-alcoholic hand-crafted Doc's Smartifying Wine	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2021-12"
10826	drinkable Doc's Limbering Wine	3	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10827	fancy mediocre Doc's Medical-Grade Wine	3	decent	Effect: "Radiant Personality", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2021-12"
10828	altered bouncing blue blinking jittery Homebodyl&trade;	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10829	twisted Extrovermectin&trade;	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10830	modified Breathitin&trade;	1		Effect: "Muddled", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2021-12"
10831	powdered Fleshazole&trade;	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10832	ionized anti-burn cream	0		Effect: "Gleaming White Teeth", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2021-12"
10833	dry ghostly anti-freeze cream	0		Effect: "Full Bottle in front of Me", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2021-12"
10834	deionized liquefied anti-goosebump cream	0		Effect: "Be a Mind Master", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2021-12"
10835	wet non-ionized tumbling anti-odor cream	0		Effect: "You Know Who to Call", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2021-12"
10836	anodized quadruple-diffused improved anti-creep cream	0		Effect: "Tingly Biceps", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2021-12"
10837	irradiated pickled anti-pain cream	0		Effect: "Hot Buttoned", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2021-12"
10838	drinkable Doc's Special Reserve Wine	3	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10839	decent thick bread pie	5	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10840	bad clear Russian	3	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10841	zero-trust tanktop	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10842	Crimbo ball	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10843	Crimbo ball	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10844	gooified animal matter	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10845	upside-down gooified vegetable matter	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10846	gooified mineral matter	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10847	apple brown pudding pie	3	EPIC	Effect: "Hoity Toity", Effect Duration: 13
10848	extra-sweet chocolate and pear nog	3	good	Effect: "Hoity Toity", Effect Duration: 33
10849	coagulated plum pudding isomers	2		Effect: "Festively Experimented-Upon", Effect Duration: 50
10850	goo magnet	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10851	skewed cozy scarf of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2021-12"
10852	normal half-sized jittery huge Crimbo cookie	2	good	Last Available: "2023-06"
10853	pickled activated fleshy putty	0		Effect: "Melancholy Burden", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2021-12"
10854	studded third ear	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10855	huge festive egg sac	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10856	lime green ghostly poisonsettia	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10857	nippy peppermint-scented socks	0		Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2021-12"
10858	the Crymbich Manuscript	0		Skill: "Ancient Crymbo Lore", Last Available: "2021-12"
10859	lime green projectile chemistry set	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10860	depleted Crimbonium football helmet of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2021-12"
10861	synthetic rock	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10862	tiny stale &quot;caramel&quot;	1	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10863	clever self-repairing earmuffs	0		Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2021-12"
10864	green jittery greasy carnivorous potted plant	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2021-12"
10865	universal biscuit	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10866	teal scandalous yule hatchet	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2021-12"
10867	potato alarm clock	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10868	decent lab-grown meat	3	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10869	shaking blinking fleece of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2021-12"
10870	boxed gumball machine	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10871	cloning kit	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10872	pants of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2021-12"
10873	toasty rock-hard smooth can of mixed everything	0		Moxie: +15, Damage Reduction: 5, Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2021-12"
10874	bouncing tumbling Site Alpha ID badge	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10875	the Crymbich Manuscript (used)	0		Skill: "Ancient Crymbo Lore", Last Available: "2021-12"
10876	diet adequate meatball	1	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10877	maroon cloned monster	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10878	jittery meatball machine	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10879	ghostly refurbished air fryer	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10880	vaporized fuchsia spinning fried air	1		Effect: "Slightly Larger Than Usual", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2021-12"
10881	11-leaf clover	0		
10882	carton of astral energy drinks	0		
10883	dried astral energy drink	1		Effect: "Celestial Body", Effect Duration: 25
10884	mirror mint condition magnifying glass	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
10885	ghostly Annie Oakley's magnifying glass of the brazier of the cheetah	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2022-12"
10886	watered-down acceptable void lager	2	good	Last Available: "2022-12"
10887	decent void burger	3	good	Last Available: "2022-12"
10888	void stone	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
10889	perfumed stanky curative void shard of the cheetah	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +5, Initiative: +60, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2022-12"
10890	undrilled cosmic bowling ball	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-01"
10891	cosmic bowling ball	0		Last Available: "2022-01"
10892	combat lover's locket lockbox	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-02"
10893	hardened combat lover's locket	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Single Equip, Gear Drop: [pref(locketPhylum,demon)*50], Last Available: "2022-02"
10894	Thwaitgold protozoa statuette	0		
10895	grey gosling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-03"
10896	grey down vest	0		Experience (familiar): +2
10897	skewed trojan horseshoe	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10898	undamaged Unbreakable Umbrella	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-04"
10899	pulsating auspicious smelly unbreakable umbrella (broken) of the pedagogue of the bloodbag	0		Experience: +3, Maximum HP: +100, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +10
10900	narrow MayDay&trade; contract	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-05"
10901	twirling MayDay&trade; supply package	0		Last Available: "2022-05"
10902	denatured jittery emergency glowstick	0		Effect: "Fit To Be Tide", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2022-05"
10903	skewed up-at-dawn survival knife	0		Adventures: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10904	sizzling crank-powered radio on a lanyard	0		Hot Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10905	red ghostly Usain Bolt's headlamp	0		Initiative: +80, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10906	stiffened thermal blanket of Tarzan of temperance	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Damage Reduction: 1, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10907	banded atlas of local maps	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10908	warmed mirror spare battery	0		Effect: "Orchid Blood", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2022-05"
10909	space blanket	0		Last Available: "2022-05"
10910	frozen dry maroon single-use dust mask	0		Effect: "Seriously Mutated", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2022-05"
10911	polymerized gaffer's tape	0		Effect: "Slimily Sagacious", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2022-05"
10912	decent 20-lb can of rice and beans	4	good	Last Available: "2022-05"
10913	shaking bar of freeze-dried water	1	decent	Last Available: "2022-05"
10914	bland low-calorie expired MRE	1	decent	Last Available: "2022-05"
10915	decent cool mint precipice bar	4	good	Last Available: "2022-05"
10916	stale carrot cake precipice bar	3	decent	Last Available: "2022-05"
10917	The Big Book of Every Skill	0		
10918	upside-down Thwaitgold harvestman statuette	0		
10919	packaged June cleaver	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-06"
10920	huge auspicious nippy extremely unsafe June cleaver	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Cold Damage: +10, Item Drop: +10, Attacks Can't Miss, Last Available: "2022-06"
10921	distilled lousy Dad's brandy	5	decent	Last Available: "2022-06"
10922	steel-toed teacher's pen of Calamity Jane	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2022-06"
10923	adequate fire-roasted lake trout	3	good	Last Available: "2022-06"
10924	yummy snack-sized lime green guilty sprout	2	awesome	Last Available: "2022-06"
10925	asbestos-lined mother's necklace of the detective	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2022-06"
10926	quantum diffused maroon trampled ticket stub	0		Effect: "Scavengers Scavenging", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2022-06"
10927	frozen gray savings bond	0		Effect: "Gummi Badass", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2022-06"
10928	yellow designer sweatpants (new stock)	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-07"
10929	designer sweatpants	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flick", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flood", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Spray", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Sip", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Make Sweat-Ade", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drench Yourself in Sweat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sip Some Sweat", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Sweat Out Some Booze", Last Available: "2022-07"
10930	altered spinning twirling sweat-ade	1		Last Available: "2022-07"
10931	unopened stillsuit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-08"
10932	stillsuit	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Damage: +10, Last Available: "2022-08"
10933	jittery pulsating thick dinosaur	0		
10934	blinking narrow dinosaur scale	0		
10935	cyan pristine dinosaur feather	0		
10936	nasty dinosaur spike	0		
10937	rosy-cheeked pterodactyl rifle	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Snipe Pterodactyl"
10938	bouncing birdseed hat	0		
10939	flatusaur gasmask	0		
10940	huge skewed dinosaur dart	0		
10941	pickled aerosolized Dino DNAde&trade;	0		Effect: "Material Witness", Effect Duration: 58
10942	dinosaur repellent	0		
10943	jittery nasty camouflage vest	0		Stench Damage: +5
10944	Dinodollar	0		
10945	valuable dinosaur droppings	0		
10946	maroon dinosaur pheromone kit	0		
10947	toasty padded Socratic awkward dinosaur research harness	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Damage Absorption: +20, Hot Damage: +5
10948	pulsating padded reflective vest	0		Damage Absorption: +20
10949	dinosaur of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20
10950	huge Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette	0		
10951	maroon upside-down packaged Jurassic Parka	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-09"
10952	wobbly personal trainer's Jurassic Parka of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Avoid Attack: 1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Engage ultra-attractive parka mode", Last Available: "2022-09"
10953	boxed autumn-aton	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-10"
10954	autumn-aton	0		Last Available: "2022-10"
10955	double-polymerized moist warmed autumn leaf	0		Effect: "Prideful Strut", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2022-10"
10956	fortified lousy AutumnFest ale	5	decent	Last Available: "2022-10"
10957	fireproof sizzling autumn sweater-weather sweater of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Hot Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-10"
10958	coward's Samson's autumn debris shield of the scaredy-cat of bravery	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Monster Level: -35, Spooky Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-10"
10959	super-sized toothsome autumn-spice donut	5	awesome	Last Available: "2022-10"
10960	galvanized lime green blurry autumn dollar	0		Effect: "Dragged Through the Coals", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2022-10"
10961	foul-smelling grievous autumn leaf pendant of the detective	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Stench Damage: +10, Item Drop: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-10"
10962	powdered red blurry autumn breeze	1		Last Available: "2022-10"
10963	cold-filtered spinning autumn years wisdom	0		Effect: "Natural 20", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2022-10"
10964	familiar-in-the-middle wrapper	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10965	hand-crafted shaking Oopsie IPA	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2022-10"
10966	mummified entombed cookbookbat	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-11"
10967	lime green Yeast of Boris	0		Last Available: "2022-11"
10968	pulsating St. Sneaky Pete's Whey	0		Last Available: "2022-11"
10969	Vegetable of Jarlsberg	0		Last Available: "2022-11"
10970	flavorless snack-sized ratatouille de Jarlsberg	2	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
10971	decent cyan Jarlsberg's vegetable soup	3	good	Last Available: "2022-11"
10972	spoiled enchanted roasted vegetable of Jarlsberg	3	crappy	Effect: "Burning Tongue", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2022-11"
10973	small normal St. Pete's sneaky smoothie	2	good	Last Available: "2022-11"
10974	bland small jittery Pete's wiley whey bar	2	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
10975	jumbo moldy Pete's rich ricotta	5	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
10976	practically non-alcoholic bad jittery Boris's beer	1	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
10977	toothsome immense honey bun of Boris	6	awesome	Last Available: "2022-11"
10978	low-calorie flavorless Boris's bread	1	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
10979	pulsating Recipe of Before Yore: ratatouille de Jarlsberg	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "ratatouille de Jarlsberg"
10980	green Recipe of Before Yore: Jarlsberg's vegetable soup	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Jarlsberg's vegetable soup"
10981	mirror Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable of J.	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "roasted vegetable of Jarlsberg"
10982	Recipe of Before Yore: St. Pete's sneaky smoothie	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "St. Pete's sneaky smoothie"
10983	squat huge Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's wily whey bar	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Pete's wiley whey bar"
10984	Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's rich ricotta	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Pete's rich ricotta"
10985	Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's beer	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Boris's beer"
10986	Recipe of Before Yore: honey bun of Boris	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "honey bun of Boris"
10987	Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's bread	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Boris's bread"
10988	spoiled gigantic baked veggie ricotta casserole	6	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
10989	spoiled low-calorie narrow red plain calzone	1	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
10990	normal bouncing roasted vegetable focaccia	4	good	Last Available: "2022-11"
10991	decent special Pizza of Legend	4	good	Effect: "Booze Goozles", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2022-11"
10992	rotten Calzone of Legend	4	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
10993	Recipe of Before Yore: Calzone of Legend	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Calzone of Legend"
10994	twirling Recipe of Before Yore: Pizza of Legend	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Pizza of Legend"
10995	lime green Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable focaccia	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "roasted vegetable focaccia"
10996	Recipe of Before Yore: plain calzone	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "plain calzone"
10997	pulsating Recipe of Before Yore: baked veggie ricotta	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "baked veggie ricotta casserole"
10998	mirror cookbookbat book	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10999	Recipe of Before Yore: Deep Dish of Legend	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Deep Dish of Legend"
11000	normal massive bouncing Deep Dish of Legend	10	good	Last Available: "2022-11"
11001	deed to Oliver's Place	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-01"
11002	wobbly drink chit	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11003	government per-diem	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11004	cool prohie's hat	0		Moxie: +5, Last Available: "2024-01"
11005	denatured deionized Vulcanized imported taffy	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Frozen Tortellini", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2024-01"
11006	shaking wool savvy Charleston shoes	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-01"
11007	blurry mirror booze bindle	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11008	squat Van der Graaf rare oboe of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2024-01"
11009	boxer's bullet necklace of the detective	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Item Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-01"
11010	tasty swamp haunch	3	awesome	Last Available: "2024-01"
11011	blinking up-at-dawn Herculean gator shades	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Adventures: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-01"
11012	milk cap	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11013	lousy Charleston Choo-Choo	3	decent	Last Available: "2024-01"
11014	lousy watered-down bouncing Velvet Veil	2	decent	Last Available: "2024-01"
11015	smooth shaking Marltini	3	awesome	Last Available: "2024-01"
11016	practically non-alcoholic drinkable Strong, Silent Type	1	good	Last Available: "2024-01"
11017	acceptable green Mysterious Stranger	3	good	Last Available: "2024-01"
11018	perfectly mixed bouncing Champagne Shimmy	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-01"
11019	the Sot's parcel	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11020	Jeselnik's studded ceramic cestus	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Punch", Last Available: "2023-12"
11021	blue personal trainer's ceramic centurion shield of Calamity Jane of the early riser	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Adventures: +7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Bash", Last Available: "2023-12"
11022	mirror censurious slick ceramic celery grater	0		Moxie: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Grate", Last Available: "2023-12"
11023	spinning aromatic hale ceramic celsiturometer of mayonnaise	0		Maximum HP: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Boil", Last Available: "2023-12"
11024	chaotic ceramic cerecloth belt of dire peril of temperance	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Skullgaze", Last Available: "2023-12"
11025	ghostly foul-smelling Temple Grandin's smooth ceramic cenobite's robe	0		Moxie: +15, Familiar Weight: +7, Stench Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Cenobitize", Last Available: "2023-12"
11026	distilled wobbly ceramic scree	1		Effect: "Florid Cheeks", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2023-12"
11027	polymerized chilled anodized yellow twirling extra-hard jawbreaker	0		Effect: "Speed of the Internet", Effect Duration: 36
11028	foul-smelling chiffon chevrons of wisdom of horror	0		Mysticality: +15, Stench Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11029	gravedigger's frightening nasty chiffon chapeau	0		Stench Damage: +5, Spooky Damage: 15, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11030	wobbly horrifying clever wholesome chiffon chamberpot	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +20, Spooky Damage: +25, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11031	spinning blue greedy gravedigger's chiffon chemise of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +20, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11032	padded chiffon chakram of wisdom of Leguizamo	0		Mysticality: +15, Damage Absorption: +20, Monster Level: +20, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11033	rosy-cheeked healthy dance instructor's chiffon chaps	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum HP Percent: 50, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11034	diluted upside-down chiffon carbage	1		Last Available: "2023-12"
11035	non-unsweetened chiffon lemon	0		Effect: "Happy Salamander", Effect Duration: 39
11036	gigantic bland chocomotive	7	decent	Last Available: "2022-12"
11037	stale green freightcake	4	decent	Last Available: "2022-12"
11038	practically non-alcoholic lousy cabooze	1	decent	Last Available: "2022-12"
11039	plastic caboose	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11040	sharpshooter's plastic passenger car	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2022-12"
11041	plastic dining car of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Last Available: "2022-12"
11042	Sherlock's lard-coated plastic coal car	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2022-12"
11043	plastic locomotive of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Last Available: "2022-12"
11044	spinning packaged model train set	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-12"
11045	model train set	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11046	Crimbo training manual	0		
11047	huge Abuela Crimbo's special magnet	0		
11048	Trainbot radar monocle	0		Single Equip
11049	ghostly pile of Trainbot parts	0		
11050	Vulcanized spinning Trainbot circuitry	0		Effect: "Full Bottle in front of Me", Effect Duration: 51
11051	dry skewed Trainbot tubing	0		Effect: "Mushroom Magicalness", Effect Duration: 42
11052	cold-filtered anodized teal narrow Trainbot plating	0		Effect: "Slimy Flavor", Effect Duration: 69
11053	aerosolized Trainbot optics	0		Effect: "Elemental Mastery", Effect Duration: 43
11054	non-Vulcanized lime green Trainbot servomotors	0		Effect: "Familial Ties", Effect Duration: 34
11055	double-improved jittery pulsating Trainbot linkages	0		Effect: "Power Ballad of the Arrowsmith", Effect Duration: 66
11056	ping-pong paddle	0		Single Equip
11057	ping-pong ball	0		
11058	spinning Trainbot harness of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60
11059	olive narrow ping-pong table	0		
11060	upside-down cyan Crimbo train emergency brake	0		
11061	narrow Trainbot autoassembly module	0		
11062	coward's wholesome quilted head-mounted Trainbot	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2022-12"
11063	wobbly greedy dangerous Rosewater's leg-mounted Trainbots	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Weapon Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2022-12"
11064	zippy sharpshooter's shoulder-mounted Trainbot of horror	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2022-12"
11065	cinnamon machine oil	0		
11066	Crimbo crystal shards	0		
11067	delicious dregs of a Crimbo cocktail	3	awesome	
11068	huge lost elf luggage	0		
11069	tumbling twirling Trainbot luggage hook	0		Single Equip
11070	decent bite-sized honey-drenched ham slice	1	good	
11071	weak perfectly mixed skewed mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine	2	EPIC	
11072	super-sized spoiled ghostly Crimbo food scraps	5	crappy	
11073	arm towel	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11074	automatic wine thief	0		Single Equip
11075	maroon table-scraper	0		Single Equip
11076	Trainbot slag	0		
11077	industrially-crushed ice	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11078	half-sized decent steamed oyster	2	good	
11079	really nice lump of coal	0		
11080	mirror deactivated mini-Trainbot	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11081	steam unit	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11082	blue crystal Crimbo goblet	0		
11083	gray upside-down crystal Crimbo platter	0		
11084	high-proof bad Crimbosmopolitan	10	decent	Last Available: "2022-12"
11085	flavorless small Crimbo dinner	2	decent	Last Available: "2022-12"
11086	overloaded Yule battery	0		Familiar Weight: +25, Last Available: "2022-12"
11087	train whistle	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11088	The Superconductor's CPU	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2022-12"
11089	unoccupied sheep suit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-12"
11090	half-height cigar	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11091	grubby wool	0		
11092	ghostly ribald resourceful vibrating grubby wool hat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +50, Sleaze Damage: +10
11093	skewed curative smooth grubby wool scarf	0		Moxie: +15, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
11094	baleful razor-sharp Da Vinci's grubby wool trousers	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spell Damage: +25
11095	up-at-dawn zippy knitted grubby wool gloves of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Cold Resistance: +3, Initiative: +20, Adventures: +5, Single Equip
11096	tumbling grubby wool beerwarmer	0		
11097	weak acceptable nice warm beer	2	good	
11098	grubby woolball	0		
11099	Rock Garden Guide	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-01"
11100	upside-down packet of rock seeds	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11101	wobbly groveling gravel	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11102	altered tumbling mirror fruity pebble	1		Last Available: "2023-01"
11103	lodestone	0		Effect: "Loded", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2023-01"
11104	milestone	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11105	bolder boulder	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11106	molehill mountain	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11107	whet stone	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11108	twirling hard rock	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11109	green spinning twirling stalagmite	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11110	fuchsia bouncing chocolate covered ping-pong ball	0		
11112	big adequate pixel bread	5	good	
11113	bad practically non-alcoholic pixel whiskey	1	decent	
11114	blurry pixel rock	0		
11115	blinking S.I.T. Course Voucher	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-02"
11116	S.I.T. Course Completion Certificate	0		Last Available: "2023-02"
11117	dry quantum enhanced spinning glob of extra-green chlorophyll	0		Effect: "Dreadful Smell", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2023-02"
11118	tarnished wet maroon shaking mushroom	0		Effect: "Empathy", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2023-02"
11119	irradiated upside-down five-fingered fern resin	0		Effect: "You Ate Some Hemp Candy", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2023-02"
11120	tasty bouncing super good fruit	4	awesome	Last Available: "2023-02"
11121	compressed energized spores	1		Last Available: "2023-02"
11122	mansplainer's Van der Graaf hot pepper	0		Monster Level: +15, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Hot", Last Available: "2023-02"
11123	non-dry spinning out-of-work circus flea	0		Effect: "Phairly Pheromonal", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2023-02"
11124	extra-grubby grub	0		Last Available: "2023-02"
11125	wet fire ant pheromones	0		Effect: "Got Your Boots On", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2023-02"
11126	modified flapper fly	0		Effect: "All Branned Up", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2023-02"
11127	practically non-alcoholic drinkable red shot of wasp venom	1	good	Last Available: "2023-02"
11128	chilled filled mosquito	0		Effect: "Chilblains of the Corn", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2023-02"
11129	quantum jittery wobbly shim of shame shale	0		Effect: "Fishily Speeding", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2023-02"
11130	pickled pebble of proud pyrite	0		Effect: "Innately Truthy", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2023-02"
11131	colloidal pile of gritty sand	0		Effect: "Human-Elemental Hybrid", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2023-02"
11132	hollow rock	0		Last Available: "2023-02"
11133	double-altered angry agate	0		Effect: "Flexibili Tea", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2023-02"
11134	magnetized upside-down lump of loyal latite	0		Effect: "One For Tea", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2023-02"
11135	moldy shadow sausage	3	crappy	Last Available: "2023-03"
11136	twirling extremely unsafe shadow skin of incineration	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2023-03"
11137	boiled red shadow flame	0		Effect: "BOOsted", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2023-03"
11138	normal mirror shadow bread	4	good	Last Available: "2023-03"
11139	wobbly shadow ice	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11140	artisanal fancy shadow fluid	3	EPIC	Effect: "Warm Shoulders", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2023-03"
11141	ghostly upside-down shadow glass	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11142	cyan shadow brick	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11143	teal shadow sinew	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11144	drinkable spirit-forward shadow venom	5	good	Last Available: "2023-03"
11145	denatured shadow nectar	1		Effect: "Engorged Weapon", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2023-03"
11146	hardy veiny shadow stick of Calamity Jane	0		Maximum HP: 60, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2023-03"
11147	extremely unsafe educational bat paw	0		Experience: +1, Weapon Damage Percent: +100
11148	tumbling blinking baleful uncursed bat paw	0		Spell Damage: +25
11149	Usain Bolt's Tesla experienced goblin cape	0		Experience: +2, Initiative: +80, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
11150	skewed huge nippy uncursed goblin cape	0		Cold Damage: +10
11151	stylish dragon wishbone of courage	0		Moxie: +25, Spooky Resistance: +3
11152	uncursed dragon wishbone of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20
11153	ghostly mirror Jim Carey's slick stats of the empath	0		Moxie: +10, Monster Level: +25, Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +5
11154	frightening uncursed stats	0		Spooky Damage: +5
11155	Herculean arcane orb of the blizzard	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Cold Spell Damage: +25
11156	wool uncursed arcane orb	0		Cold Resistance: +1
11157	cyan machete of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20
11158	purple blurry MacGyver's uncursed machete	0		Maximum MP: +100
11159	blanket	0		
11160	uncursed blanket	0		
11161	prompt flame-wreathed coward's medallion	0		Monster Level: -20, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +3
11162	censurious uncursed medallion	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3
11163	wobbly Advanced Pig Skinning	0		
11164	The Cheese Wizard's Companion	0		
11165	Jazz Agent sheet music	0		
11166	mirror Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette	0		
11167	mirror shadowy cheat sheet	0		Free Pull
11168	closed-circuit phone system	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-03"
11169	blurry closed-circuit pay phone	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11170	mirror shadow lighter	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11171	shaking shadow heptahedron	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11172	shadow snowflake	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11173	shadow heart	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11174	upside-down shadow bucket	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11175	shadow wave	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11176	Rufus's shadow lodestone	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11177	fuchsia auspicious scandalous baleful shadow chef's hat	0		Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +5, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2023-03"
11178	nasty baleful shadow trousers of Leguizamo	0		Spell Damage: +25, Monster Level: +20, Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2023-03"
11179	green smartaleck's shadow hammer of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Moxie Percent: +30, Last Available: "2023-03"
11180	bouncing maroon Usain Bolt's flame-retardant arcane researcher's shadow monocle	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Initiative: +80, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-03"
11181	shadow candle	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shadow Flame", Last Available: "2023-03"
11182	adequate shadow hot dog	4	good	Last Available: "2023-03"
11183	high-proof lousy shadow martini	9	decent	Last Available: "2023-03"
11184	diluted shadow pill	1		
11185	shadow needle	0		
11186	cursed monkey's paw	0		All Attributes: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, All Resistance: +2, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Slap", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Tickle", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Evil Monkey Eye", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Peace Sign", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Point", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Punch", Last Available: "2023-04"
11187	gray skewed monkey glove	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-04"
11188	adjusted cold-filtered bouncing shadow candy	0		Effect: "Mayeaugh", Effect Duration: 28
11189	green replica Mr. Accessory	0		
11190	replica Dark Jill-O-Lantern	0		
11191	replica hand turkey outline	0		
11192	replica crimbo elfling	0		
11193	replica pygmy bugbear shaman	0		
11194	dedigitizer schematic: cyburger	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11195	purple replica gravy-covered maypole	0		Item Drop: +25
11196	replica wax lips	0		Experience: +3
11197	blinking replica Tome of Snowcone Summoning	0		
11198	dedigitizer schematic: cybeer	0		Last Available: "2025-12", Softcore Only
11199	chilly Herculean experienced replica jewel-eyed wizard hat	0		Experience: +2, Experience (Muscle): +1, Cold Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Magic Missile"
11200	red rock-hard replica bottle-rocket crossbow of the blizzard of Flo-Jo	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire red bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire blue bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire orange bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire purple bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire black bottle-rocket"
11201	perfumed Oprah's medical-grade replica navel ring of navel gazing of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Stench Resistance: +5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Item Drop (sporadic): 4.25, Meat Drop (sporadic): 4.25
11202	coward's Annie Oakley's replica V for Vivala mask	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Monster Level: -20, Single Equip, Combat Item Damage Percent: 50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Creepy Grin"
11203	upside-down bouncing twirling auspicious Temple Grandin's Oprah's replica haiku katana	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Familiar Weight: +7, Item Drop: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Raindrop Attack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summer Siesta", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Falling Leaf Whirlwind", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Winter's Bite Technique", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "The 17 Cuts"
11204	replica box of fireworks	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire off a Roman Candle", Item Drop (sporadic): +12.5
11205	upside-down replica cotton candy cocoon	0		
11206	dog trainer's studded extremely unsafe Fonzie's replica Elvish sunglasses	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Damage Absorption: +80, Experience (familiar): +1, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play an Accordion Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Guitar Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Drum Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Flute Solo"
11207	replica squamous polyp	0		
11208	replica stone sphere	0		
11209	wobbly skewed shellacked Sinatra's Rosewater's replica Greatest American Pants	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience (Moxie): +5, Damage Reduction: 7
11210	replica organ grinder	0		
11211	dog trainer's ruddy boxer's replica Juju Mojo Mask	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Experience (familiar): +1, Single Equip
11212	curative studded replica Operation Patriot Shield of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Damage Absorption: +80, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Shield", Variable
11213	replica Libram of Resolutions	0		
11214	squat friendly studded replica plastic vampire fangs of the blizzard	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Familiar Weight: +3, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Feed"
11215	replica angel	0		
11216	gray replica Camp Scout backpack of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Drops Items
11217	replica deactivated nanobots	0		
11218	jittery skewed replica Apathargic Bandersnatch	0		
11219	replica Smith's Tome	0		
11220	replica over-the-shoulder Folder Holder	0		
11221	twirling upside-down green replica Order of the Green Thumb Order Form	0		
11222	shrink-wrapped Cincho de Mayo	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-05"
11223	energetic padded Cincho de Mayo of temperance of the sweet-tooth	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Candy Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Dispense Salt and Lime", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Soundtrack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Fiesta Exit", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Projectile Piñata", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Foul", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Confetti Extravaganza", Last Available: "2023-05"
11224	dedigitizer schematic: psilocyber mushroom	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11225	narrow spinning replica Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab	0		
11226	blurry replica still grill	0		
11227	replica Crimbo sapling	0		
11228	replica puck	0		
11229	replica Chateau Mantegna room key	0		
11230	replica Deck of Every Card	0		
11231	replica Source terminal	0		
11232	upside-down replica disconnected intergnat	0		
11233	replica Witchess Set	0		
11234	replica genie bottle	0		
11235	replica space planula	0		
11236	bouncing replica unpowered Robortender	0		
11237	replica Neverending Party invitation envelope	0		
11238	replica January's Garbage Tote	0		
11239	skewed replica God Lobster Egg	0		
11240	forbidden wizardly replica Fourth of May Cosplay Saber of the sewer	0		Mysticality: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Stench Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Use the Force"
11241	prompt Temple Grandin's Jim Carey's medical-grade cool replica Kramco Sausage-o-Matic&trade;	0		Moxie: +5, Monster Level: +25, Familiar Weight: +7, Adventures: +3, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
11242	lightning-fast family-friendly aromatic foul-smelling manspreader's hardy extremely unsafe replica hewn moon-rune spoon of the bloodbag of the sewer of mayonnaise of bravery	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP: 150, Monster Level: +10, Stench Damage: 35, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Resistance: +5, Stench Resistance: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Initiative: +40, Single Equip, Alters Page Text, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Dragoon Platoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spittoon Monsoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Festoon Buffoon", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
11243	replica baby camelCalf	0		
11244	dog trainer's energetic brawny replica Powerful Glove of the brute of the overflowing toilet	0		Muscle Percent: 50, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Experience (familiar): +1, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Replace Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Shrink Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Invisible Avatar", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Triple Size"
11245	shaking miser's dog trainer's smooth replica Cargo Cultist Shorts of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Moxie: +15, Experience (familiar): +1, Meat Drop: +10
11246	gravedigger's frosty Jim Carey's sharpshooter's ruddy replica industrial fire extinguisher of incineration	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Monster Level: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam 'em Up", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Polar Vortex", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam Yourself", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Blast the Area", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Zone Specific"
11247	wobbly replica crystal ball	0		Initiative: +50, Item Drop (sporadic): +25
11248	replica emotion chip	0		Skill: "Replica Emotionally Chipped"
11249	pulsating blue hale experienced replica Jurassic Parka	0		Experience: +2, Maximum HP: +20, Avoid Attack: 1
11250	squat replica grey gosling	0		
11251	fuchsia replica designer sweatpants	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flick", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flood", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Spray", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Sip", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Make Sweat-Ade", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drench Yourself in Sweat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sip Some Sweat", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Sweat Out Some Booze"
11252	jittery replica plastic pumpkin bucket	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +13, Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.35
11253	replica Ten Dollars	0		
11254	pulsating Lo Pan's electrified dance instructor's replica Cincho de Mayo of chilblains	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Cold Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Dispense Salt and Lime", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Soundtrack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Fiesta Exit", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Projectile Piñata", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Foul", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Confetti Extravaganza"
11255	shaking Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette	0		
11256	shrink-wrapped 2002 Mr. Store Catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-06"
11257	ghostly 2002 Mr. Store Catalog	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11258	Jeselnik's Jack Frost's resourceful slick &quot;I survived Y2K&quot; T-Shirt of the brute of the scaredy-cat	0		Moxie: +10, Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +50, Monster Level: -15, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-06"
11259	twirling huge Letter from Carrie Bradshaw	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11260	blue rosy-cheeked pro skateboard of incineration	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Do a Kickflip", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Do a Method!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Do an epic McTwist!", Last Available: "2023-06"
11261	blinking shaking Mr. Accessaturday	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11262	shaking Meat Butler	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11263	upside-down Loathing Idol Microphone	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11264	gray jittery Charter: Nellyville	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11265	jittery Manual of Secret Door Detection	0		Last Available: "2023-06", Skill: "Secret Door Awareness"
11266	miser's Flash Liquidizer Ultra Dousing Accessory	0		Meat Drop: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Douse Foe", Last Available: "2023-06"
11267	nasty educational boxer's Amulet of Perpetual Darkness of the businessman	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Experience: +1, Stench Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +50, Blind, Last Available: "2023-06"
11268	yellow Giant monolith	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11269	Crimbo cookie sheet	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11270	VHS Tape	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11271	energized energized scroll of minor invulnerability	0		Effect: "Rushtacean'", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2023-06"
11272	Lapis Lazuli	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11273	Eye Agate	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11274	Azurite	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11275	ghostly Arrow (+1)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11276	pressed boiled fuchsia scroll of protection from lycanthropes	0		Effect: "Icy Demeanor", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2023-06"
11277	Loathing Idol Microphone (75% charged)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11278	Loathing Idol Microphone (50% charged)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11279	Loathing Idol Microphone (25% charged)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11280	Replica 2002 Mr. Store Catalog	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11281	blinking Mr. Big's Wallet	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11282	triple-distilled drinkable Sexy Cosmo	9	good	Last Available: "2023-06"
11283	olive Souvenir Chopsticks	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11284	reassuring Jack Frost's slick red-soled high heels	0		Moxie: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2023-06"
11285	moldy gigantic cyburger	10	crappy	Last Available: "2025-12"
11286	inspector's ncle leg	0		Item Drop: +15
11287	brawny rutabuga bag of the businessman	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +50
11288	squat huge groovy mesquito proboscis	0		Moxie Percent: +10
11289	flame-retardant senate fly thorax	0		Hot Resistance: +1
11290	moist adjusted gray spinning bug juice	0		Effect: "Warm Shoulders", Effect Duration: 14
11291	tumbling scandalous spider leg	0		Sleaze Damage: +5
11292	vibrating beetle antenna	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10
11293	blurry skewed gray wool mantis skull	0		Cold Resistance: +1
11294	Vulcanized wet mirror chitin powder	0		Effect: "Comprehensively Nourished", Effect Duration: 56
11295	prompt ribald daddy shortlegs leg	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Adventures: +3
11296	twirling frosty sinister birdybug antenna	0		Spell Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10
11297	reassuring kilopede skull of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1
11298	frozen double-pressed corrupted haemolymphnode	0		Effect: "The Q Is Talking To You", Effect Duration: 24
11299	dry wobbly jittery chitin powder paste	0		Effect: "Metal Speed", Effect Duration: 58
11300	spinning sleeping patriotic eagle	0		Free Pull
11301	tumbling claw-held flag	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11302	souvenir flag	0		
11303	name change form	0		
11304	shaking replica sleeping patriotic eagle	0		
11305	boxed august scepter	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-08"
11306	august scepter	0		All Attributes: +15, HP Regen Min: 10, HP Regen Max: 15, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 1st: Mountain Climbing Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 2nd: Find an Eleven-Leaf Clover Day", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 3rd: Watermelon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 4th: Water Balloon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 5th: Oyster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 6th: Fresh Breath Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 7th: Lighthouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 8th: Cat Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 9th: Hand Holding Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 10th: World Lion Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 11th: Presidential Joke Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 12th: Elephant Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 13th: Left/Off Hander's Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 14th: Financial Awareness  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 15th: Relaxation Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 16th: Roller Coaster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 17th: Thriftshop Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 18th: Serendipity Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 19th: Honey Bee Awareness Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 20th: Mosquito Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 21st: Spumoni Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 22nd: Tooth Fairy Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 23rd: Ride the Wind Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 24th: Waffle Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 25th: Banana Split Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 26th: Toilet Paper Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 27th: Just Because Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 28th: Race Your Mouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 29th: More Herbs, Less Salt  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 30th: Beach Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 31st: Cabernet Sauvignon  Day!", Last Available: "2023-08"
11307	spoiled immense watermelon	10	crappy	Last Available: "2023-08"
11308	watermelon seed	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11309	tumbling water balloon	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11310	thriftshop coupon	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11311	flavorless waffle	4	decent	Last Available: "2023-08"
11312	fixodent	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11313	smelly cat o' nine teeth of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2023-08"
11314	shaking veiny tooth cap of Flo-Jo	0		Maximum HP: +10, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2023-08"
11315	frightening veiny toothy trousers	0		Maximum HP: +10, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2023-08"
11316	moldy tumbling banana split	4	crappy	Last Available: "2023-08"
11317	ghostly handful of toilet paper	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11318	Mrs. Rush	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11319	yellow medal	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-08"
11320	practically non-alcoholic hand-crafted bottle of Cabernet Sauvignon	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2023-08"
11321	blinking lion tamer's hardened supercool baywatch	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Damage Reduction: 3, Experience (familiar): +2, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-08", Nonstackable Watch
11322	Pocket Guide to Mild Evil	0		Last Available: "2023-07", Skill: "Perpetrate Mild Evil"
11323	Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used)	0		Last Available: "2023-07", Skill: "Perpetrate Mild Evil"
11324	consolation ribbon	0		Familiar Weight: -10, Experience (familiar): -1, Last Available: "2023-08"
11325	replica august scepter	0		All Attributes: +15, HP Regen Min: 10, HP Regen Max: 15, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 1st: Mountain Climbing Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 2nd: Find an Eleven-Leaf Clover Day", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 3rd: Watermelon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 4th: Water Balloon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 5th: Oyster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 6th: Fresh Breath Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 7th: Lighthouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 8th: Cat Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 9th: Hand Holding Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 10th: World Lion Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 11th: Presidential Joke Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 12th: Elephant Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 13th: Left/Off Hander's Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 14th: Financial Awareness  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 15th: Relaxation Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 16th: Roller Coaster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 17th: Thriftshop Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 18th: Serendipity Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 19th: Honey Bee Awareness Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 20th: Mosquito Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 21st: Spumoni Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 22nd: Tooth Fairy Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 23rd: Ride the Wind Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 24th: Waffle Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 25th: Banana Split Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 26th: Toilet Paper Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 27th: Just Because Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 28th: Race Your Mouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 29th: More Herbs, Less Salt  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 30th: Beach Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 31st: Cabernet Sauvignon  Day!"
11326	red Thwaitgold fairyfly statue	0		
11327	tumbling residual chitin paste	0		Skill: "Chitinous Soul"
11328	dried mirror concentrated cooking	1		
11329	vaporized meat	1		Effect: "Concentration", Effect Duration: 35
11330	dehydrated blinking sparkling orb	1		
11331	pickled hardening cream	1		
11332	boiled huge pool shark hair oil	1		Effect: "Strawberry Alarm", Effect Duration: 45
11333	book of facts	0		Skill: "Just the Facts", Last Available: "2023-09"
11334	book of facts (dog-eared)	0		Skill: "Just the Facts", Last Available: "2023-09"
11335	Dark Jill-of-All-Trades	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-10"
11336	LED candle	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2023-10"
11337	ghostly map to a candy-rich block	0		Last Available: "2023-10"
11338	boiled yellow mirror blurry sampler size toothpaste	0		Effect: "Eyes of the Dragon", Effect Duration: 56
11339	Franken Stein	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Toast your enemy"
11340	A Guide to Burning Leaves	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-11", Leaves: +0.5
11341	jittery inflammable leaf	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11342	pulsating rake	0		Item Drop: +1, Last Available: "2023-11", Leaves: +1.5
11343	blurry electrified rake	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2023-11", Leaves: +1.5
11344	wobbly autumnic bomb	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11345	forest canopy bed	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11346	spinning day shortener	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11347	extra time	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11348	energetic stylish autumnal aegis	0		Moxie: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2023-11"
11349	triple-pickled corrupted blurry pulsating distilled resin	0		Effect: "Quaaaaaaa", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2023-11"
11350	super-heated leaf	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11351	lit leaf lasso	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11352	tied-up leaflet	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11353	tied-up monstera	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11354	tied-up leaviathan	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11355	Usain Bolt's sinister impromptu torch	0		Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +80, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-11"
11356	therapeutic fig leaf of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-11"
11357	rock-hard beefy smoldering drape	0		Muscle: +10, Damage Reduction: 5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-11"
11358	smoldering leafcutter ant egg	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11359	Temple Grandin's baleful Sinatra's Fonzie's leaf crown of the ox of the storm	0		Muscle: +20, Experience (Moxie): 6, Spell Damage: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2023-11"
11360	yummy leafy browns	3	awesome	Last Available: "2023-11"
11361	aerosolized non-deionized maroon autumnic balm	0		Effect: "Nightstalkin'", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2023-11"
11362	wet quadruple-magnetized purple coping juice	0		Effect: "You Can Taste the Darkness", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2023-11"
11363	zippy greedy family-friendly gravedigger's slick candy cane sword cane	0		Moxie: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +20, Initiative: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Surprisingly Sweet Stab", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Surprisingly Sweet Slash", Last Available: "2023-12", Rollover Effect Duration: 250
11364	wrapped candy cane sword cane	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-12"
11365	jittery Elf Guard patrol cap	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11366	Elf Guard hotpants	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11367	Crimbuccaneer tricorn	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11368	Crimbuccaneer breeches	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11369	automa-bot parts	0		
11370	security automa-core	0		
11371	clerical automa-core	0		
11372	handful of Boltsmann bearings	0		
11373	red Spring Bros. solenoid	0		
11374	Spring Bros. ID badge	0		
11375	Boltsmann ID badge	0		
11376	housekeeping automa-core	0		
11377	housekeeping robot	0		
11378	miniature stale cyan pickled bread	2	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11379	flavorless gigantic jittery salted mutton	10	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11380	stale special lime green corned beet	4	decent	Effect: "Dirge of Dreadfulness", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2023-12"
11381	tiny plastic Elf Guard Armory	0		Weapon Damage: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Elf Guard Armory"
11382	tiny plastic Crimbuccaneer Grog Hall	0		Booze Drop: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Crimbuccaneer Grog Hall"
11383	tiny plastic Elf Guard Mess Hall	0		Food Drop: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Elf Guard Mess Hall"
11384	tiny Crimbuccaneer Foundry	0		Initiative: +3, Display Name: "tiny Crimbuccaneer Foundry"
11385	tiny plastic Abuela's Cottage (Pirate Control)	0		All Attributes: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Abuela's Cottage (Pirate Control)"
11386	pirate encryption key alpha	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11387	pirate encryption key bravo	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11388	pulsating pirate encryption key charlie	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11389	blue pirate encryption key delta	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11390	wardrobe-o-matic	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11391	futuristic shirt	0		Lasts Until Rollover
11392	futuristic hat	0		Lasts Until Rollover
11393	futuristic collar	0		Lasts Until Rollover
11394	squat crated wardrobe-o-matic	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11395	massive fancy toothsome peppermint donut	8	awesome	Effect: "Fastbreaker", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2023-12"
11396	Elf Guard insignia (private) of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2023-12"
11397	baleful Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint)	0		Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2023-12"
11398	military-grade peppermint oil	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11399	bouncing lime green Crimbuccaneer whale oil	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11400	Elf Guard tinsel grenade	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11401	weak hand-crafted Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-12"
11402	wobbly Elf Army machine parts	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11403	blurry Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11404	Crimbuccaneer lantern of the overflowing toilet of bravery of the detective	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2023-12"
11405	Crimbuccaneer flotsam	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11406	Crimbuccaneer invasion map	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11407	huge narrow ruddy Crimbuccaneer shirt	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2023-12"
11408	narrow Elf Guard MPC	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11409	Crimbuccaneer piece of 12	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11410	Jeselnik's Elf Guard commandeering gloves	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12", Piece of Twelve Drop: 0.5
11411	aerosolized colloidal mirror maroon Elf Guard eyedrops	0		Effect: "Boo Tea", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2023-12"
11412	tumbling ghostly Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11413	Elf Guard honor present	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11414	green stanky Da Vinci's Elf Guard officer's sidearm	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2023-12"
11415	forbidden slick Elf Guard insignia (general)	0		Moxie: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11416	practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed shaking Crimbow Rainbo	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2023-12"
11417	Elf Guard strategic map	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11418	mirror Crimbuccaneer captain's purse	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11419	Usain Bolt's friendly Elf Guard broom	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2023-12"
11420	shaking sizzling careful Crimbuccaneer tavern swab of incineration	0		Monster Level: -10, Hot Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2023-12"
11421	skewed Elf Guard hangover cure	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11422	tolerable old-school pirate grog	4	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11423	normal grog nuts	4	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11424	squat wobbly flame-wreathed chaotic sawed-off blunderbuss of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11425	artisanal mirror officer's nog	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-12"
11426	peppermint bomb	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11427	bland sundae ration	4	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11428	flavorless peppermint tack	4	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11429	yellow Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Cooking", Last Available: "2023-12"
11430	normal mirror whalesteak	4	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11431	stiffened whalegun of the cougar of extreme caution	0		Moxie: +20, Damage Reduction: 1, Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2023-12"
11432	Cocktails of the Age of Sail	0		Skill: "Old-School Cocktailcrafting", Last Available: "2023-12"
11433	Elf Guard payroll bag	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11434	inspector's lard-coated Elf Guard clipboard of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2023-12"
11435	pegfinger of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12", MPC Drop: 0.5
11436	fancy artisanal and claret	3	EPIC	Effect: "Improved Candy Vision", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2023-12"
11437	bouncing narrow ghostly scandalous Elf Guard and beret	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11438	fuchsia blinking asbestos-lined shipwright's hammer of wisdom of the scaredy-cat	0		Mysticality: +15, Monster Level: -15, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11439	inspector's flame-wreathed sizzling gunwale	0		Hot Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2023-12"
11440	mirror padded Kelflar vest of wisdom of bravery	0		Mysticality: +15, Damage Absorption: +20, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11441	tarnished oxidized whale cerebrospinal fluid	0		Effect: "Punchy, Murdery", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2023-12"
11442	squat inspector's dangerous Crimbuccaneer runebone	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11443	bouncing spinning cannonbomb	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11444	maroon Usain Bolt's miser's Elf Guard mouthknife	0		Meat Drop: +10, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2023-12"
11445	dangerous Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating) of chilblains	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Cold Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11446	Elf Guard fuel tank of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2023-12"
11447	spinning perfumed personal trainer's Rosewater's massive wrench	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11448	upside-down brown pirate pants of Leguizamo of the detective	0		Monster Level: +20, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2023-12"
11449	red Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Extortion Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11450	narrow The Encyclopedia of Fruit	0		Skill: "Fruit Recognition", Last Available: "2023-12"
11451	huge blurry punching mirror	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11452	bouncing nippy clever hale grievous Herculean Elf dessert spoon of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Experience (Muscle): +1, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP: +20, Maximum MP: +20, Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11453	mansplainer's forbidden Elf Guard SCUBA tank	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Monster Level: +15, Adventure Underwater, Last Available: "2023-12"
11454	Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Relaxation Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11455	perfumed extremely unsafe free boots	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "The Old One-Two (Kick)", Last Available: "2023-12"
11456	squat baby rigging snake	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11457	up-at-dawn Da Vinci's sage Elvish underarmor	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Adventures: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11458	Crimbuccaneer bombjacket of incineration of temperance	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Combat Item Damage Percent: 100, Last Available: "2023-12"
11459	bland sugarplum ration	3	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11460	fancy stale super-sized gingerbread nylons	5	decent	Effect: "Mad at Science", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11461	stale mirror rum-soaked fruitcake	3	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11462	moldy lime	3	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11463	thick stale maroon mirror gingerbread pirate	5	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11464	bland fruit-stuffed rumcake	4	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11465	tolerable extra-dry mulled wine	5	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11466	hand-crafted Swedish coffee	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-12"
11467	weak acceptable skewed canteen of eggnog	2	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11468	lousy fuchsia hot wine	4	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11469	artisanal practically non-alcoholic Jamaican coffee	1	super ultra mega EPIC	Last Available: "2023-12"
11470	mediocre high-proof skewed flask of egggrog	8	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11471	Black and White Apron Enrollment Form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-12"
11472	Black and White Apron Meal Kit	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11473	narrow tumbling pirate encryption key (complete)	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11474	hand-crafted yule grog	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-12"
11475	decent low-calorie wet tack	1	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11476	adequate bouncing whalecake	3	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11477	MacGyver's extremely unsafe weightlifter's gunwale whalegun	0		Muscle: +15, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shoot, Gunwale Whalegun, Shoot!", Last Available: "2023-12"
11478	perfectly mixed blue bouncing and claret	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-12"
11479	green shaking blurry rigging knot	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11480	trick coin	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11481	Elf Guard squirtgun of the wise owl of Flo-Jo	0		Mysticality: +20, Initiative: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Peppermint Squirt", Last Available: "2023-12"
11482	chest of &quot;pirate gold&quot;	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11483	cyan horrifying sequin-encrusted sweater	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2023-12"
11484	blinking manspreader's veiny fortified replica Elf Guard medal	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum HP: +10, Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11485	Lil' Snowball Factory	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11486	Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11487	prank Crimbo card	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11488	cyan careful smooth Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss	0		Moxie: +15, Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11489	My First Paycheck envelope	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11490	huge ribald mansplainer's Samson's barnacle-encrusted sweater	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Monster Level: +15, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11491	coward's wicked Crimbuccaneer nose ring of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Spell Damage: +5, Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2023-12"
11492	pet anchor	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11493	teal tumbling Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11494	squat Elf Guard safety bear	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11495	kraken	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11496	precision snowball	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11497	Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used)	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Cooking", Last Available: "2023-12"
11498	shaking Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used)	0		Skill: "Old-School Cocktailcrafting", Last Available: "2023-12"
11499	Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used)	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Extortion Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11500	tumbling The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used)	0		Skill: "Fruit Recognition", Last Available: "2023-12"
11501	huge Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used)	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Relaxation Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11502	electrified polarized huge shaking military candy cane	0		Effect: "Conspiratory Eyes", Effect Duration: 44
11503	alkaline energized groggipop	0		Effect: "Wit Tea", Effect Duration: 21
11504	wool moss mace of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Cold Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Moss Mugging", Last Available: "2024-12"
11505	manspreader's moss megaphone of the empath	0		Monster Level: +10, Familiar Weight: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Megaphone Whisper", Last Available: "2024-12"
11506	curative smartaleck's moss medal	0		Moxie Percent: +30, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Brandish Moss Medal", Last Available: "2024-12"
11507	pulsating maroon careful educational moss mitre	0		Experience: +1, Monster Level: -10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Soul Genuflection", Last Available: "2024-12"
11508	dance instructor's educational moss mantle	0		Experience: +1, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drop Mantle", Last Available: "2024-12"
11509	upside-down dog trainer's moss marlinspike of doom	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Extra Pickpocket, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11510	denatured cyan moss mulch	1		Effect: "Impregnably Delicious", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2024-12"
11511	adjusted pulsating moss floss	0		Effect: "In the Saucestream", Effect Duration: 41
11512	teal adobe arsecover	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11513	squat adobe adze	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11514	adobe abacus	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11515	adobe ayam	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11516	adobe ascot	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11517	maroon adobe abaya	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11518	altered narrow adobe assortment	1		Last Available: "2024-12"
11519	moist improved cyan adobe brittle	0		Effect: "Top Dog", Effect Duration: 20
11520	twirling twirling perfumed wool wholesome crepe paper phrygian cap	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Stench Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Pull down your crepe paper phrygian cap", Last Available: "2025-12"
11521	blinking sage crepe paper parachute cape of the dark arts of horror	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2025-12"
11522	blurry green shaking perfumed Socratic crepe paper pie clip of doom	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Look through your crepe paper pie clip", Last Available: "2025-12"
11523	sinister brainy crepe paper puzzle cube of courage	0		Mysticality: +5, Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play with your crepe paper puzzle", Last Available: "2025-12"
11524	tumbling MacGyver's steel-toed Newton's crepe paper plunge camisole	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum MP: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Leave nothing to the imagination", Last Available: "2025-12"
11525	executive knitted rosy-cheeked crepe paper polka charm	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Cold Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Embrace polka", Last Available: "2025-12"
11526	boiled blue crepe paper pared cuttings	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11527	super-dry crepe paper peanut candy	0		Effect: "Banono", Effect Duration: 39
11528	Temple Grandin's arcane researcher's petrified wood war pike	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2025-12"
11529	petrified wood waist protector of the bloodbag of the glutton	0		Maximum HP: +100, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Avoid Attack: 1, Last Available: "2025-12"
11530	purple careful occult petrified wood wizard's pouch	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Monster Level: -10, Single Equip, Lantern: 2, Lantern Element: "Hot", Lantern Element: "None", Last Available: "2025-12"
11531	groovy thinker's petrified wood water purifier	0		Mysticality: +10, Moxie Percent: +10, Lantern: 2, Lantern Element: "Cold", Lantern Element: "Sleaze", Last Available: "2025-12"
11532	cyan scandalous petrified wood whoopie panama of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2025-12", Thorns: 1
11533	Lo Pan's stylish petrified wood walking pants	0		Moxie: +25, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2025-12"
11534	powdered blue jittery petrified wood waste parts	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11535	galvanized moist altered squat spinning petrified wood wafer praline	0		Effect: "Clean-Shaven", Effect Duration: 32
11536	mediocre irresponsibly strong squat cybeer	9	decent	Last Available: "2025-12"
11537	wobbly ICEbox	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11538	gray wired underwear	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Refresh HP", Last Available: "2025-12"
11539	encrypted shuriken	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Encrypted Shuriken", Last Available: "2025-12"
11540	red baby chest mimic	0		Free Pull
11541	googly chest eyes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11542	mimic egg	0		
11543	manspreader's curative Crimbuccaneer war standard	0		Monster Level: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11544	skewed mansplainer's Elf Guard war standard of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2023-12"
11545	bouncing in-the-box spring shoes	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-02"
11546	upside-down stiffened slick spring shoes of bravery	0		Moxie: +10, Damage Reduction: 1, Spooky Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Away", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Kick", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Growth Spurt", Drops Items, Last Available: "2024-02"
11547	dry olive shaking ultra-soft ferns	0		Effect: "You're High as a Crow, Marty", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2024-02"
11548	dry irradiated crunchy brush	0		Effect: "The Solution", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2024-02"
11549	wobbly purple smashed scientific equipment	0		
11550	twirling biphasic molecular oculus	0		No Pull
11551	cyan triphasic molecular oculus	0		
11552	high-tension exoskeleton	0		Avoid Attack: 1
11553	ultra-high-tension exoskeleton	0		Avoid Attack: 2
11554	irresponsible-tension exoskeleton	0		Avoid Attack: 3
11555	quick-release belt pouch	0		Single Equip
11556	jittery quick-release fannypack	0		Single Equip
11557	quick-release utility belt	0		Single Equip
11558	huge lightning-fast motion sensor	0		Initiative: +40, Single Equip
11559	tumbling blinking focused magnetron pistol	0		Single Equip
11560	packaged Everfull Dart Holster	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-03"
11561	cool Everfull Dart Holster of mayonnaise	0		Moxie: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-03"
11562	narrow research fragment	0		
11563	Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette	0		
11564	boxed Apriling band helmet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-04"
11565	jittery toasty frosty friendly mansplainer's experienced Apriling band helmet	0		Experience: +2, Monster Level: +15, Familiar Weight: +3, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2024-04"
11566	perfumed Temple Grandin's clever Apriling band saxophone of doom	0		Maximum MP: +20, Familiar Weight: +7, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11567	olive hale veiny Samson's Apriling band quad tom of horror	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum HP: 30, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11568	zippy Oprah's dangerous groovy Apriling band tuba of incineration	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11569	up-at-dawn scandalous hardy Apriling band staff of the storm of the boozehound of the sweet-tooth	0		Maximum HP: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Sleaze Damage: +5, Booze Drop: +100, Candy Drop: +100, Adventures: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11570	Apriling band piccolo	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11571	boxed Mayam Calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-05"
11572	Mayam Calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-05"
11573	super-sized decent enchanted gray yam	5	good	Effect: "Eye of the Lihc", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2024-05"
11574	lousy yam martini	3	decent	Last Available: "2024-05"
11575	perfectly mixed enchanted practically non-alcoholic sweet potato o' mine	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Effect: "Belch the Rainbow&trade;", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2024-05"
11576	watered-down perfectly mixed Southern yam	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-05"
11577	perfectly mixed squat sweet potato punch	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-05"
11578	big normal cyan narrow Mayam spinach	5	good	Last Available: "2024-05"
11579	adequate yam and swiss	4	good	Last Available: "2024-05"
11580	ghostly avaricious smelly thinker's yam cannon	0		Mysticality: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +30, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11581	yam cannon	0		Initiative: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11582	twirling yam battery	0		Last Available: "2024-05"
11583	yam stinkbomb	0		Last Available: "2024-05"
11584	jittery resourceful groovy brainy furry yam buckler	0		Mysticality: +5, Moxie Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11585	thanksgiving bomb	0		Last Available: "2024-05"
11586	gravedigger's hardy yamtility belt of the scaredy-cat	0		Maximum HP: +50, Monster Level: -15, Spooky Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11587	thick spoiled yam slider	5	crappy	Last Available: "2024-05"
11588	spoiled upside-down yam mayo	3	crappy	Last Available: "2024-05"
11589	adequate narrow yam burrito	4	good	Last Available: "2024-05"
11590	spinning upside-down maroon visual packet sniffer	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11591	mini kiwi egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-06"
11592	aviator goggles	0		
11593	Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model	0		
11594	jumbo adequate mirror mini kiwi	5	good	Last Available: "2024-06"
11595	padded mini kiwi bikini of the pedagogue of terror	0		Experience: +3, Damage Absorption: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2024-06"
11596	mediocre fancy wobbly mini kiwitini	3	decent	Effect: "Peppermint Bite", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2024-06"
11597	spinning mini kiwi invisible dirigible	0		Familiar Weight: -20, Last Available: "2024-06"
11598	lime green mini kiwi aioli	0		Last Available: "2024-06"
11599	asbestos-lined experienced cool mini kiwi silicon tiepin	0		Moxie: +5, Experience: +2, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2024-06"
11600	maroon twirling mini kiwi tipi	0		Last Available: "2024-06"
11601	bland tiny mini kiwi digitized cookies	1	decent	Last Available: "2024-06"
11602	bad watered-down mini kiwi intoxicating spirits	2	decent	Last Available: "2024-06"
11603	boiled improved mini kiwi antimilitaristic hippy petition	0		Effect: "Human-Human Hybrid", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2024-06"
11604	super-aerosolized oxidized olive mini kiwi illicit antibiotic	0		Effect: "Bugbear in Tooth and Claw", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2024-06"
11605	friendly mini kiwi whipping stick of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2024-06"
11606	twirling wicked mini kiwi icepick	0		Spell Damage: +5, Last Available: "2024-06"
11607	ionized quantum mini kiwi-flavored aspirin-injecting lipstick	0		Effect: "Goldentongue", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2024-06"
11608	upside-down packaged Roman Candelabra	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-07"
11609	Roman Candelabra	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Blue Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Green Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Purple Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Red Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Yellow Candle!", Last Available: "2024-07"
11610	protogenetic chunklet (synapse)	0		
11611	protogenetic chunklet (muscle)	0		
11612	protogenetic chunklet (flagellum)	0		
11613	protogenetic chunklet (elbow)	0		
11614	protogenetic chunklet (lips)	0		
11615	frightening rosy-cheeked Da Vinci's messenger bag RNA	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Spooky Damage: +5
11616	flagellate flagon	0		
11617	green proto-proto-protozoa	0		
11618	massive toothsome bacteria bisque	9	awesome	
11619	massive normal ciliophora chowder	10	good	
11620	rotten small cream of chloroplasts	2	crappy	
11621	shaking pulsating synaptic soup	0		
11622	muscular soup	0		
11623	flagellate soup	0		
11624	elbow soup	0		
11625	gray lip soup	0		
11626	unevolved organism	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-07"
11627	jittery extra ooze	0		
11628	pulsating extra DNA	0		Experience (familiar): +1
11629	untorn tearaway pants package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-08"
11630	bouncing frightening Temple Grandin's wholesome supercool tearaway pants of Flo-Jo	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +7, Spooky Damage: +5, Initiative: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tear Away your Pants!", Last Available: "2024-08"
11631	baby bodyguard	0		
11632	cyan blurry Doll Moll violin case	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
11633	blinking Tina gun	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11634	mirror tattoo gun	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
11635	smooth huge Colera Peste Nebbiolo	4	awesome	Last Available: "2026-08"
11636	longbox of Batfellow comics	0		
11637	spinning Thwaitgold shield bug statuette	0		
11638	bodyguard badge	0		
11639	narrow Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir	0		Skill: "Too Cool"
11640	tumbling Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir (read)	0		Skill: "Too Cool"
11641	boxed Sept-Ember Censer	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-09"
11642	blinking ghostly Sept-Ember Censer	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11643	Temple Grandin's blade of dismemberment	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11644	Embering Hulk	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11645	wobbly Mmm-brr! brand mouthwash	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11646	huge Septapus summoning charm	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11647	structural ember	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11648	zippy Da Vinci's embers-only jacket of the bloodbag	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Maximum HP: +100, Initiative: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11649	bembershoot of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11650	decent wheel of camembert	4	good	Last Available: "2024-09"
11651	perfumed knitted hat of remembering of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11652	throwin' ember	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11653	olive head of emberg lettuce	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11654	embering hunk	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11655	wobbly soft cap of diminishing returns	0		
11656	photo booth sized crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-10"
11657	boxed bat wings	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-10"
11658	resourceful arcane researcher's bat wings of the bloodbag	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum HP: +100, Maximum MP: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Rest upside down", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Swoop like a Bat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summon Cauldron of Bats", Last Available: "2024-10"
11659	lime green ember egg	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11660	ember	0		Cold Resistance: +1
11661	prompt chilly monocle on a stick	0		Cold Damage: +5, Adventures: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11662	weightlifter's plastic pipe of the storm	0		Muscle: +15, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11663	scandalous fake arrow-through-the-head of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11664	razor-sharp Rosewater's bow tie	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Clowniness: 25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11665	toasty deadly fake huge beard	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Hot Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11666	tumbling Van der Graaf dangerous astronaut helmet	0		Weapon Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11667	upside-down electrified groovy feather boa	0		Moxie Percent: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11668	rosewater-soaked supercool Sheriff badge	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11669	dance instructor's Sheriff pistol of the storm	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11670	ghostly bouncing red Annie Oakley's sharpshooter's Sheriff moustache	0		Critical Hit Percent: 30, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11671	zippy beefcake's photo booth supply list	0		Muscle: +25, Initiative: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Check for photo booth supplies", Last Available: "2024-10"
11672	squat squat peace turkey outline	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-11"
11673	tie-dye headband	0		
11674	rotten whirled peas	3	crappy	Last Available: "2024-11"
11675	moldy peaza	4	crappy	Last Available: "2024-11"
11676	blinking peace shooter	0		Last Available: "2024-11"
11677	boiled drenchrome 2.0	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11678	dehydrated blurry Synapse Blaster	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11679	narrow quantized familiar	0		
11680	wobbly quantum watch	0		Adventures: +2
11681	spinning quantized familiar experience	0		
11682	ionized blue pea brittle	0		Effect: "Locks Like the Raven", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2024-11"
11683	hand-crafted irresponsibly strong peasco	10	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-11"
11684	rotten huge piece of cake	8	crappy	Last Available: "2024-11"
11685	handful of split pea soup	0		Last Available: "2024-11"
11686	Sealed TakerSpace letter of Marque	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-12"
11687	TakerSpace letter of Marque	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11688	deadly deft pirate hook of the boozehound	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Booze Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-12"
11689	purple iron tricorn hat of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Iron Tricorn Headbutt", Last Available: "2024-12"
11690	squat jolly roger flag of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-12"
11691	lime green sleeping profane parrot	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11692	pirrrate's currrse	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11693	aged blinking narrow tankard of spiced rum	3	awesome	Last Available: "2024-12"
11694	artisanal practically non-alcoholic tankard of spiced Goldschlepper	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-12"
11695	bouncing packaged luxury garment	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11696	ghostly squat Tesla governor's daughter's lace collar	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11697	brawny governor's daughter's petticoats	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Last Available: "2024-12"
11698	blurry chaotic governor's daughter's pearl hairpin	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11699	mirror harpoon	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11700	smelly chili powder cutlass	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11701	normal Aztec tamale	4	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11702	jolly roger tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11703	ghostly pet rock	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11704	red upside-down tumbling groggles of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2024-12"
11705	blurry pirate dinghy	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11706	narrow anchor bomb	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11707	shaking silky pirate drawers of the bloodbag of bravery	0		Maximum HP: +100, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2024-12"
11708	blurry profane eye patch	0		Sleaze Damage: +3
11709	triple-ionized peppermint pegleg	0		Effect: "Become Superficially interested", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2024-12"
11710	perfectly mixed hard cocoa	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-12"
11711	flavorless salmagumdi	3	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11712	mirror blurry dangerous plastic Easter Island Bunny	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11713	therapeutic plastic St. Patrick	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2024-12"
11714	knitted medical-grade plastic Colonel Brando	0		Cold Resistance: +3, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11715	plastic Jedediah and Boiling Cloud of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2024-12"
11716	blurry plastic &quot;Santa Claus&quot; of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2024-12"
11717	gray mirror Spirit of Easter	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11718	ghostly Spirit of St. Patrick's Day	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11719	Spirit of Veteran's Day	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11720	Spirit of Thanksgiving	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11721	Spirit of Christmas	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11722	tasty miniature blinking coney haunch	2	awesome	Last Available: "2024-12"
11723	deionized quadruple-galvanized dark chocolate egg	0		Effect: "Eyes All Black", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2024-12"
11724	extra-dry acceptable moai toai	5	good	
11725	spinning Jack Frost's careful moaiball of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Monster Level: -10, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2024-12"
11726	half-digested rat	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11727	improved four-leaf potato sprout	0		Effect: "Hopped Up on Goofballs", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2024-12"
11728	Sherlock's rock-hard potato jacket of chilblains	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Cold Damage: +25, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2024-12"
11729	traumatic holiday memory	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11730	Brandonian footlocker key	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11731	Sinatra's military orb of chilblains	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Cold Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Military Orb", Last Available: "2024-12"
11732	polymerized jittery twirling rum ball	0		Effect: "Eyes for Miles", Effect Duration: 61
11733	gravy skin	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11734	dog trainer's savvy gravyskin hat	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2024-12"
11735	Jack Frost's ruddy gravyskin buckler	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2024-12"
11736	gravedigger's gravyskin skirt of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11737	tumbling ruddy Da Vinci's gravyskin pants	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2024-12"
11738	double-boiled crystallized pumpkin spice	0		Effect: "Rave Nirvana", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2024-12"
11739	adequate room scale bean casserole	4	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11740	fragile Christmas ornament	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11741	ragged wool yarn	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11742	rock-hard deadly Herculean perfect Christmas scarf	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Weapon Damage: +5, Damage Reduction: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11743	ribald beefcake's snowman-enchanting tophat	0		Muscle: +25, Sleaze Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Place your hat on their head", Last Available: "2024-12"
11744	dry boiled olive LIDAR candle	0		Effect: "Reedy Pipes", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2024-12"
11745	miser's rosewater-soaked Congressional Medal of Insanity of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Stench Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +10, Lantern: 3, Last Available: "2024-12"
11746	pumpkin spice whorl	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11747	smooth Easter grasshopper	3	awesome	Last Available: "2024-12"
11748	tolerable practically non-alcoholic enchanted twirling Irish eggnog	1	good	Effect: "Fudge Headache", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2024-12"
11749	aged jittery canteen of jungle juice	4	awesome	Last Available: "2024-12"
11750	delicious spirit-forward turchucken	5	awesome	Last Available: "2024-12"
11751	hand-crafted fancy mechanically-mulled cider	3	EPIC	Effect: "Video Game Hot Dog", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2024-12"
11752	irresponsibly strong artisanal holiday trip around the world	6	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-12"
11753	decent jumbo chocolate ostrich egg	5	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11754	adequate jittery beef and cabbage	4	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11755	bland tiny candy rations	1	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11756	yummy green tumbling shaking double-candied yams	4	awesome	Last Available: "2024-12"
11757	normal red Christmas ham	4	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11758	rotten tumbling holiday smorgasbord	4	crappy	Last Available: "2024-12"
11759	Bowl of Infinite Jelly	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11760	spinning wizardly bejazzled eyepatch	0		Mysticality: +25, Last Available: "2024-12"
11761	blinking Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Master Egg Hunter"
11762	Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Master Egg Hunter"
11763	gray How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Attract Snakes"
11764	How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Attract Snakes"
11765	twirling Covert Ops for Kids	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Hide From Seekers"
11766	bouncing Covert Ops for Kids (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Hide From Seekers"
11767	Holiday Multitasking	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Holiday Multitasking"
11768	Holiday Multitasking (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Holiday Multitasking"
11769	blinking Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Reindeer Games"
11770	Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Reindeer Games"
11771	moai statuette	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11772	greedy Sherlock's studded egg gun of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Damage Absorption: +80, Item Drop: +25, Meat Drop: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Egg the face", Last Available: "2024-12"
11773	twirling manspreader's dangerous groovy army helmet of horror	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Weapon Damage: +10, Monster Level: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2024-12"
11774	candy egg deviler	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11775	napkin	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11776	bland shaking Thanksgiving ration	3	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11777	practically non-alcoholic tolerable blurry Easter eggnog	1	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11778	powdered clovermint	1		Last Available: "2024-12"
11779	prompt resourceful curative nylon Christmas stockings of the businessman	0		Maximum MP: +50, Meat Drop: +50, Adventures: +3, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11780	narrow tattoo of two turkeys	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11781	deionized deviled candy egg	0		Effect: "Stogied", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2024-12"
11782	McHugeLarge deluxe ski set	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-01"
11783	shellacked boxer's McHugeLarge duffel bag	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11784	lard-coated stiffened smooth McHugeLarge left pole	0		Moxie: +15, Damage Reduction: 1, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Slash", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11785	gray Sherlock's aromatic McHugeLarge right pole of temperance	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +25, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Stab", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11786	Jack Frost's sage McHugeLarge left ski	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Avalanche", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11787	healthy McHugeLarge right ski of the glutton	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Food Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Ski Plow", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11788	1	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11789	0	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11790	pickled eXpand	1		Effect: "Sweet and Yellow", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2025-12"
11791	brute force hammer	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Brute Force Hammer", Last Available: "2025-12"
11792	wobbly datastick	0		Last Available: "2025-12", RAM: +1
11793	dedigitizer schematic: brute force hammer	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11794	dedigitizer schematic: malware injector	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11795	blue dedigitizer schematic: cybervisor	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11796	bouncing dedigitizer schematic: digibritches	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11797	tumbling dedigitizer schematic: cryptocloak	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11798	dedigitizer schematic: zero-trust tanktop	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11799	squat dedigitizer schematic: retro floppy disk	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11800	dedigitizer schematic: pocket GPU	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11801	dedigitizer schematic: trojan horseshoe	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11802	shaking huge dedigitizer schematic: familiar-in-the-middle	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11803	cybervisor	0		Last Available: "2025-12", RAM: +3
11804	retro floppy disk	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11805	pocket GPU	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
11806	blurry malware injector	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Inject Malware", Last Available: "2025-12"
11807	bouncing CyberRealm keycode	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
11808	server room key	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11809	3d printed server room key	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11810	dedigitizer schematic: 3d printed server room key	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11811	logic grenade	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11812	distilled psilocyber mushroom	1		Effect: "Almost Cool", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2025-12"
11813	dedigitizer schematic: SLEEP(5) rom chip	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11814	dedigitizer schematic: OVERCLOCK(10) rom chip	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11815	dedigitizer schematic: STATS+++ rom chip	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11816	dedigitizer schematic: insignificant bit	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11817	dedigitizer schematic: hashing vise	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11818	dedigitizer schematic: geofencing rapier	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11819	dedigitizer schematic: geofencing shield	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11820	narrow dedigitizer schematic: virtual cybertattoo	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11821	SLEEP(5) rom chip	0		Skill: "SLEEP(5)", Last Available: "2025-12"
11822	OVERCLOCK(10) rom chip	0		Skill: "OVERCLOCK(10)", Last Available: "2025-12"
11823	spinning STATS+++ rom chip	0		Skill: "STATS+++", Last Available: "2025-12"
11824	insignificant bit	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11825	parity bit	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11826	shaking hashing vise	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11827	tumbling blinking geofencing rapier	0		Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Thrust your geofencing rapier", Last Available: "2025-12"
11828	geofencing shield	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11829	virtual cybertattoo	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11830	ghostly ninja rope	0		
11831	ninja crampons	0		
11832	ninja carabiner	0		
11833	nitrogenated upside-down lime green synthetic coffee	0		Effect: "Marbles in Your Mouth", Effect Duration: 19
11834	corrupted spinning iDrops	0		Effect: "Loco Motives", Effect Duration: 42
11835	shame coil	0		
11836	new-in-box toy Cupid bow	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-02"
11837	blinking toy Cupid bow	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2025-02"
11838	heat arc	0		
11839	wobbly scrape	0		
11840	phantom digit	0		
11841	foul line	0		
11842	dark manioc	0		
11843	Observer source code	0		
11844	chill gherkin	0		
11845	childrens' stapler	0		
11846	maroon plover's egg	0		
11847	blinking flyswatter	0		
11848	red Thwaitgold cordyceps ant statuette	0		
11849	heat particle	0		Hot Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10
11850	sore	0		Cold Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10
11851	blurry stomach churner	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
11852	blurry phantom brace	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
11853	foul cozy	0		Stench Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10
11854	grim cellophane	0		Combat Rate: -5
11855	rift oculus	0		Combat Rate: +5
11856	sweaty egg	0		HP Regen Min: 4, HP Regen Max: 8
11857	lime green carton of extra-sharp, staples	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spell Damage: +10
11858	glover liners	0		Pickpocket Chance: +10
11859	wobbly mosquito speakers	0		Monster Level: +5
11860	assemble-it-yourself Leprecondo	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-03"
11861	jittery Leprecondo	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11862	altered bouncing scoop of pre-workout powder	1		Effect: "Boschface", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2025-03"
11863	table tennis ball	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11864	artisanal pint of Leprechaun Stout	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-03"
11865	dried phosphor traces	1		Last Available: "2025-03"
11866	crafting plans	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11867	Book of Irony	0		Skill: "Generate Irony"
11868	spoon	0		
11869	unironic knife	0		
11870	shaking bar dart	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11871	boiled mirror bouncing leprechaun antidepressant pill	1		Effect: "Phoenix, Right?", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2025-03"
11872	adequate twirling squat ghostly Heck ramen	4	good	Last Available: "2025-03"
11873	spoiled burrito	3	crappy	Last Available: "2025-03"
11874	small yummy small beer brat	2	awesome	Last Available: "2025-03"
11875	spoiled snack-sized peach pie	2	crappy	Last Available: "2025-03"
11876	stale huge ghostly incredible mini-pizza	7	decent	Last Available: "2025-03"
11877	bad bouncing Divine sidecar	3	decent	Last Available: "2025-03"
11878	tolerable tangarita sidecar	4	good	Last Available: "2025-03"
11879	perfectly mixed high-proof gimlet sidecar	6	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-03"
11880	lousy huge vodka stratocaster sidecar	3	decent	Last Available: "2025-03"
11881	bad olive prussian cathouse sidecar	4	decent	Last Available: "2025-03"
11882	bad Mon Tiki sidecar	4	decent	Last Available: "2025-03"
11883	cyan Packaged April Shower Thoughts Calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-04"
11884	red padded Socratic April Shower Thoughts shield	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Damage Absorption: +20, Last Available: "2025-04"
11885	glob of wet paper	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11886	spitball	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11887	irradiated pulsating wet paper weights	0		Effect: "Celestial Sheen", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2025-04"
11888	watered-down special tolerable spinning Three Sheets to the Wind	2	good	Effect: "Orc Chops", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2025-04"
11889	stale pile of wet dates	3	decent	Last Available: "2025-04"
11890	papier Mach 1 airplane	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11891	red wet blanket	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11892	blue chilly wet shower cap	0		Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2025-04"
11893	groovy wet shower shoes	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Last Available: "2025-04"
11894	jittery inspector's wet shower shorts	0		Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2025-04"
11895	ghostly wet paper tiger	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11896	pulsating wet paper eye	0		Familiar Weight: +15
11897	blurry wet shower curtain	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11898	wet wet paper cup	0		Effect: "Spooky Blur", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2025-04"
11899	ionized wet paperback	0		Effect: "Optimist Primal", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2025-04"
11900	blurry wet shower radio of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2025-04"
11901	wet shower stamp	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11902	razor-sharp birthday bloon	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25
11903	liquefied aerosolized jawwetter	0		Effect: "Destructive Resolve", Effect Duration: 24
11904	Unpeeled Peridot of Peril	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-05"
11905	tumbling foul-smelling forbidden deadly Peridot of Peril	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-05"
11906	terrycloth turban of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30
11907	upside-down personal trainer's jockey's hat	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
11908	tumbling sharpshooter's hat of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100
11909	pulsating extra-tight skullcap of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3
11910	careful sturdy pith helmet	0		Monster Level: -10
11911	ghostly bishop's mitre of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15
11912	resourceful tin foil hat	0		Maximum MP: +50
11913	bouncing groovy construction hardhat	0		Moxie Percent: +10
11914	teal imposing pilgrim's hat of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100
11915	crown of thorns	0		Thorns: 1
11916	bouncing chilly stylish bycocket	0		Cold Damage: +5
11917	Thwaitgold mad hatterpillar statuette	0		
11918	mirror packaged prismatic beret	0		Free Pull
11919	blush beret	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beret Blast", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beret Boast", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beret Busking", Last Available: "2025-06"
11920	shaking flak shield	0		
11921	wobbly Axis HQ Code	0		
11922	yeti in a travel cooler	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-07"
11923	blurry exchanger	0		Cold Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2025-07"
11924	wobbly censurious Axis helmet of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Sleaze Resistance: +3
11925	savvy Axis fatigues of the storm	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +40
11926	avaricious fortified Axis suspenders	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip
11927	stolen artifact	0		
11928	ghostly really expensive stolen artifact	0		
11929	huge priceless stolen artifact	0		
11930	chocolate rations	0		
11931	nice nylon stockings	0		
11932	upside-down huge Allied Radio Backpack Pack	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-07"
11933	perfumed electrified thinker's Allied Radio Backpack	0		Mysticality: +10, Stench Resistance: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Call in an Airstrike", Last Available: "2025-07"
11934	spinning orphaned baby skeleton	0		
11935	ordnance magnet	0		Single Equip, Drops Items
11936	upside-down confetti grenade	0		
11937	normal gigantic Skeleton Wars rations	8	good	
11938	bad tumbling skeleton war fuel can	4	decent	
11939	skeleton war grenade	0		
11940	chocolate and nylons detector	0		
11941	blue M&ouml;bius ring box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-08"
11942	M&ouml;bius ring	0		Gear Drop: [100*lte(paradoxicity,7)*gte(paradoxicity,3)], Last Available: "2025-08"
11943	bone pacifier	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11944	wholesome Herculean Rosewater's Allied Forces insignia	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Single Equip
11945	huge ghostly Allied Tattoo Kit	0		
11946	handheld Allied radio	0		
11947	fuchsia Axis codebook	0		
11948	boiled blinking olive Life Goals Pamphlet	0		Effect: "Crusty Head", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2025-08"
11949	olive bully badge of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2025-08"
11950	narrow cool time cop top hat	0		Moxie: +5, Last Available: "2025-08"
11951	jittery pulsating Stock Certificate	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
11952	powdered mixed berry jelly	1		Effect: "Joyful Resolve", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2025-08"
11953	normal diet narrow toast with mixed berry jelly	1	good	Last Available: "2025-08"
11954	rotten cup of sugar	3	crappy	Last Available: "2025-08"
11955	snack-sized decent pulsating Susie's cupcake	2	good	Last Available: "2025-08"
11956	clock	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
11957	lime green executive the gun of James Dean of the overflowing toilet	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2025-08"
11958	lousy boozy wine	5	decent	Last Available: "2025-08"
11960	really, really nice swimming trunks	0		Adventure Underwater
11961	sand penny	0		
11962	olive strapping undersea surveying goggles	0		Muscle: +5, Lasts Until Rollover
11963	perfectly mixed Ocean-Touched Rum	4	EPIC	
11964	distilled shaking water-logged pill	1		
11965	stale kelp puck	3	decent	
11966	narrow scroll of sea strength	0		
11967	scroll of sea smarts	0		
11968	teal scroll of sea smarm	0		
11969	purple bouncing waterlogged scroll of healing	0		
11970	squat sea gel	0		
11971	warmed tarnished liquefied octopus ink bladder	0		Effect: "[1342]Slicked-Back Do", Effect Duration: 51
11972	durable dolphin whistle	0		
11973	Thwaitgold lobster statuette	0		
11974	packaged Monodent of the Sea	0		Free Pull
11975	Monodent of the Sea	0		Hot Damage: +25, All Attributes Percent: +5, Experience: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sea *dent: Throw a Lightning Bolt", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sea *dent: Summon a Wave", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sea *dent: Talk to Some Fish", Last Available: "2025-09"
11976	twirling unblemished pearl	0		
11977	dentadent of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100
11986	mirror pulsating lab-grown blood cubic zirconia	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-10"
11987	wobbly ghostly foul-smelling padded sage weightlifter's blood cubic zirconia of the cougar of the brute	0		Muscle: +15, Moxie: +20, Muscle Percent: +30, Mysticality Percent: +10, Damage Absorption: +20, Stench Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Blood Geyser", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Refracted Gaze", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Sweat Bullets", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Blood Bath", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Dial it up to 11", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Sweat Equity", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Create Blood Thinner", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Prepare Spinal Tapas", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Craft a Pheromone Cocktail", Last Available: "2025-10"
12044	pickled blood thinner	1		Effect: "Human-Demon Hybrid", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2025-10"
12045	bad pheromone cocktail	3	decent	Last Available: "2025-10"
12046	small yummy twirling spinal tapas	2	awesome	Last Available: "2025-10"
12047	shrunken head in a duffel bag	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-11"
12048	energetic veiny baleful shrunken head	0		Spell Damage: +25, Maximum HP: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Prepare to reanimate your Foe", Last Available: "2025-11"
12049	stocking full of bones	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
12050	small peppermint-flavored sugar walking crook	0		
12051	knucklebone	0		
12052	perfectly mixed practically non-alcoholic Smoking Pope	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
12053	decent shaking prize turkey	3	good	
12054	compressed gray medicinal gruel	1		
12055	miniature flavorless yellow bouncing full-sized pumpkin pie	2	decent	Last Available: "2025-11"
12056	high-proof bad vodka cranberry sauce	8	decent	Last Available: "2025-11"
12057	wet squat yammed candy	0		Effect: "Chock Full o' Nanites", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2025-11"
12058	rotten skewed treasure chestnut	3	crappy	Last Available: "2025-12"
12059	drinkable mulled butter rum	4	good	Last Available: "2025-12"
12060	denatured jittery cinnamon doubloon	0		Effect: "Saucemastery", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2025-12"
12061	squat dog trainer's plastic left skeleton arm	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2025-12"
12062	shaking narrow smooth plastic left skeleton leg	0		Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2025-12"
12063	upside-down double-paned plastic right skeleton arm	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2025-12"
12064	curative plastic right skeleton leg	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2025-12"
12065	healthy plastic skeleton pelvis	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2025-12"
12066	red wobbly discreetly-wrapped Eternity Codpiece	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-12"
12067	The Eternity Codpiece	0		All Attributes: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12"
12068	fortified deadly angelbone kilt	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Damage Absorption: +60, Last Available: "2026-12"
12069	mansplainer's angelbone totem	0		Monster Level: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Spleen Capacity: +1
12070	reassuring angelbone chopsticks	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Stomach Capacity: +1
12071	reassuring angelbone mantle of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2026-12"
12072	upside-down quilted angelbone dice	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Liver Capacity: +1
12073	angelbone halo of the scaredy-cat of the sweet-tooth	0		Monster Level: -15, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2026-12"
12074	compressed blinking angelbone fragments	1		Effect: "Bonelording", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2026-12"
12075	boiled denatured shaking biblically accurate gumdrops	0		Effect: "Dances with Tweedles", Effect Duration: 11
12076	reassuring ruddy devilbone helmet	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2026-12"
12077	devilbone greaves of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2026-12", Spleen Capacity: +1
12078	banded devilbone shinguards of the boozehound	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12"
12079	lion tamer's devilbone corset	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2026-12", Stomach Capacity: +1
12080	personal trainer's devilbone flute of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Last Available: "2026-12"
12081	extremely unsafe devilbone rosary	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Liver Capacity: +1
12082	pickled green devilbone chunks	1		Last Available: "2026-12"
12083	liquefied Gehenna tattoo	0		Effect: "Chalky White Pallor", Effect Duration: 27
12116	tumbling blurry burnt incisor	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12117	burnt phalange	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12118	burnt radius	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12119	burnt rib	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12120	burnt skull	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12121	Crymbocurrency	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12122	avaricious extra-thick Crimbo sweater	0		Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2025-12"
12123	blue The Encyclopedia of Holiday Funerary Rites	0		Skill: "Holiday Burial Knowledge", Last Available: "2025-12"
12124	perfectly mixed Steve Abrams' Holiday Sampler Beer	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-12"
12125	crate of prize-winning rum	0		No Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
12126	tolerable bottle of prize-winning rum	4	good	Last Available: "2025-12"
12127	cyan forbidden Santa-Slayer medal of the cougar of Calamity Jane	0		Moxie: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12128	Skull of Claus	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12129	vacuum-sealed chilled ionized narrow boiling bone marrow	0		Effect: "You Read The Manual", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2025-12"
12130	liquefied gray twirling boiling cerebrospinal fluid	0		Effect: "Educated (Sorta)", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2025-12"
12131	boiled cold-filtered cyan huge boiling synovial fluid	0		Effect: "Warm Shoulders", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2025-12"
12132	jittery wobbly toasty Van der Graaf smoldering vertebra of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Hot Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12133	seal-clubbing club loot box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-01"
12134	<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary seal-clubbing club</span>	0		Muscle Percent: +50, Weapon Damage: +10, Initiative: +50, Attacks Can't Miss, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Club 'Em Across the Battlefield", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Club 'Em Into Next Week", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Club 'Em Back in Time", Display Name: "<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary seal-clubbing club</span>", Last Available: "2026-01"
12135	yellow smoldering bone dust	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12136	volatile bone bomb	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12137	squat flame-wreathed curative hot boning knife of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: 60, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12138	knitted therapeutic fistbone of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +3, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2025-12"
12139	squat miser's Jeselnik's fortified burnt bone belt	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Sleaze Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12140	ghostly wicked scorched skull trophy	0		Spell Damage: +5, Last Available: "2025-12"
12141	moldy wing bone	3	crappy	Last Available: "2025-12"
12142	delicious practically non-alcoholic weak skeleton venom	1	awesome	Last Available: "2025-12"
12143	diluted baked bone meal	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
12144	lime green plastic skeleton rib cage of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2025-12"
12145	plastic skeleton skull of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2025-12"
12146	shellacked plastic skeleton Crimbo hat	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2025-12"
12147	assembled plastic Santa skeleton	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12148	sleigh	0		Familiar Weight: +10
12149	undertakers' forceps	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12150	bone-polishing rag	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12151	asbestos-lined personal trainer's scorched skeleton mask	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2025-12"
12152	shaking prompt rosewater-soaked scorched skeleton shirt	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2025-12"
12153	Socratic Herculean scorched skeleton pants	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Last Available: "2025-12"
12154	messenger parrot egg	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12155	spinning buryable chest	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12156	Shanty: Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor	0		Skill: "Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12157	Shanty: Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor (used)	0		Skill: "Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12158	Shanty: I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor	0		Skill: "I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12159	Shanty: I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor (used)	0		Skill: "I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12160	Shanty: Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance	0		Skill: "Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance", Last Available: "2025-12"
12161	Shanty: Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance (used)	0		Skill: "Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance", Last Available: "2025-12"
12162	huge Shanty: Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor?	0		Skill: "Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor?", Last Available: "2025-12"
12163	Shanty: Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor? (used)	0		Skill: "Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor?", Last Available: "2025-12"
12164	Shanty: Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor	0		Skill: "Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12165	Shanty: Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor (used)	0		Skill: "Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12166	huge Crymbocurrency tattoo	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12167	huge electrified experienced fireproof bonesaw	0		Experience: +2, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2025-12"
12168	blue hale veiny vermiculite shield	0		Maximum HP: 30, Last Available: "2025-12"
12169	frosty ship's lantern	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12170	wholesome hardened heat-resistant harpoon pistol	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12171	bland huge traditional gingerloaf	7	decent	Last Available: "2025-12"
12172	high-proof lousy Scotch and eggnog	6	decent	Last Available: "2025-12"
12173	activated lime green counterskeleton elixir	0		Effect: "Tingling Feeling", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2025-12"
12174	watered-down drinkable &quot;salvaged&quot; wine	2	good	Last Available: "2025-12"
12175	The Encyclopedia of Holiday Funerary Rites (used)	0		Skill: "Holiday Burial Knowledge", Last Available: "2025-12"
12176	crate of prize-winning cheese	0		No Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
12177	gigantic delicious wedge of prize-winning cheese	6	awesome	Last Available: "2025-12"
12178	pressed jittery upside-down gummi fingerbone	0		Effect: "Inebriate Pride", Effect Duration: 69
12179	horrifying glimmering crystal of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2025-12"
12180	boxed Heartstone	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-02"
12181	Heartstone	0		All Attributes Percent: +25, Experience: +3, HP Regen Min: 15, HP Regen Max: 20, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Steal Monster's Heart", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %kill", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %banish", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %stun", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %luck", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %pals", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %buff", Last Available: "2026-02"
12182	tumbling Thwaitgold meat bee statuette	0		
12183	tumbling bouncing loose Meats	0		
12184	Archaeologist's Spade	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12185	boxed Archaeologist's Spade	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-03"
12186	dinosaur bone fragment	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12187	Pork Elf pottery shard	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12188	bouncing 2015 landfill detritus	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12189	twirling olive wobbly intact dinosaur egg	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12190	mirror fossilized cow femur	0		Familiar Weight: +5
12191	blurry unopened Pork Elf toiletries kit	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12192	Pork Elf toiletries kit	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12193	moist Pork Elf mouthwash	0		Effect: "Sweet and Yellow", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2026-03"
12194	corrupted triple-oxidized concentrated Pork Elf deodorant	0		Effect: "You Can Really Taste the Dormouse", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2026-03"
12195	altered dry Pork Elf toothpaste	0		Effect: "Cold as Ice", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2026-03"
12196	bolt of fabric	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12197	gravedigger's grievous and dress	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2026-03"
12198	asbestos-lined sizzling and dress	0		Hot Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2026-03"
12199	ionized colloidal shaking dinosaur bone broth	0		Effect: "Angry Bone", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2026-03"
12200	gnawing bone	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12201	Sinatra's dinosaur bone club	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Last Available: "2026-03"
12202	baleful dangerous dinosaur skull helmet	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2026-03"
12203	Jeselnik's grievous dinosaur bone corset of the early riser	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Sleaze Damage: +25, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2026-03"
12204	mediocre Pork Elf cough syrup	3	decent	Last Available: "2026-03"
12205	Pork Elf neti pot	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12206	Pork Elf medicine cabinet	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12207	Pork Elf sink	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12208	ghostly Pork Elf toilet	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12209	tiny spoiled blue rat pizza	1	crappy	Last Available: "2026-03"
12210	blinking Fleek&trade; mascara	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12211	Sherlock's healthy hoverboard of the glutton	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Item Drop: +25, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-03"
12212	avaricious quilted smartaleck's left shark fin	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Damage Absorption: +40, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2026-03"
12213	stylish fitness tracking bracelet	0		Moxie: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-03"
12214	distilled huge blue blinking candy bone	1		
12215	blurry wrapped Baseball Diamond	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-04"
12216	Baseball Diamond	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2026-04"
12217	stale blurry discarded hot dog	4	decent	Last Available: "2026-04"
12218	tolerable most of a beer	3	good	Last Available: "2026-04"
12222	pasta wand loot box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-05"
12223	<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary pasta wand</span>	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +5, Hot Damage: +5, Cold Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5, Spell Damage: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +15, Pasta Thrall Experience: +1, Single Equip, Display Name: "<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary pasta wand</span>", Last Available: "2026-05"
12225	legendary noodles	0		Last Available: "2026-05"
12226	special bland jumbo blinking can of tuna	5	decent	Effect: "Thick, Sick", Effect Duration: 35
12227	rotten miniature bouncing skewed alien salad	2	crappy	
12228	rotten ratbatatouille	3	crappy	
12229	flavorless tumbling onigiri	3	decent	
12230	huge moldy squat crudit&eacute;s	9	crappy	
12231	decent big sauced mutton	5	good	
12232	snack-sized enchanted stale lime green hot honey ant	2	decent	Effect: "Ghostly Shell", Effect Duration: 25
12233	spoiled tomb aspic	3	crappy	
12234	decent later tots	4	good	
12235	yummy upside-down Frutti di Scatoletta	4	awesome	Last Available: "2026-05"
12236	stale Pesto alla Marziano	3	decent	Last Available: "2026-05"
12237	massive normal Arrattabbattabiata	9	good	Last Available: "2026-05"
12238	moldy Orzo di Riso	3	crappy	Last Available: "2026-05"
12239	stale Pasta Grimavera	3	decent	Last Available: "2026-05"
12240	snack-sized decent Linguini Ubriacapa	2	good	Last Available: "2026-05"
12241	normal Formica e Pepe	4	good	Last Available: "2026-05"
12242	moldy gigantic Tubetto Gelatto	6	crappy	Last Available: "2026-05"
12243	moldy Gnocci Domani	4	crappy	Last Available: "2026-05"
12244	Thwaitgold wallet moth statuette	0		
12245	maroon scabbarded Sword of S Words	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-06"
12246	wobbly second-hand synthetic sloth skin scabbard	0		Familiar Weight: +5
12248	tumbling mega helmet	0		
12252	Fonzie's sage Space Soldier Helmet	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience (Moxie): +1
12253	spoiled premium turkey leg	3	crappy	
12254	mediocre extra-dry styrofoam cup of mead	5	decent	
12255	wholesome sword	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10
12256	Jack Frost's staff	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50
12257	wobbly beefy lute	0		Muscle: +10
12258	shrink-wrapped Cup of 13s	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-07"
12259	Cup of 13s	0		Booze Drop: +60, MP Regen Min: 4, MP Regen Max: 8, HP Regen Min: 8, HP Regen Max: 13, Last Available: "2026-07"
12260	blurry stylish The Wizard's Android of the blizzard of the detective	0		Moxie: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +20
12261	flash paperwad	0		
12262	upside-down juggling ball	0		
12263	mirror Jack Frost's brainy tactical jester's cap	0		Mysticality: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Combat Item Damage Percent: 50
12264	single-use sword	0		
12265	weightlifter's flimsy plastic helmet	0		Muscle: +15
12266	lime green greasy flimsy plastic greaves	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
12267	auspicious flimsy plastic breastplate	0		Item Drop: +10
12268	Samson's flimsy plastic shield	0		Experience (Muscle): +5
12269	packaged Portable Laughing Stock	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-07"
12270	pulsating miser's reassuring smooth Portable Laughing Stock	0		Moxie: +15, Spooky Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Taunt Your Foe", Last Available: "2026-07"
12271	censurious lion tamer's Staff of Anachronistic Churning of the sweet-tooth	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Candy Drop: +100
12272	decent squat classic banana	3	good	Last Available: "2026-07"
12273	decent snack-sized watermelon	2	good	Last Available: "2026-07"
12274	yummy mirror upside-down quince	4	awesome	Last Available: "2026-07"
12275	Interesting Coin	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12276	Interesting Coin Inheritance Letter	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-08"
12277	massive decent pulsating classic banana pie	9	good	Last Available: "2026-07"
12278	cold-filtered blurry essential banana decoction	0		Effect: "Beta Carotene Overdose", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2026-07"
12279	ionized denatured banana quintessence	0		Effect: "The Magic of Sharing", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2026-07"
12280	watered-down hand-crafted Aesop Daiquiri	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2026-07"
12281	special smooth blue Monkey Congress	3	awesome	Effect: "Space Tripping", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2026-07"
12282	stale watermelon pie	4	decent	Last Available: "2026-07"
12283	non-quantum concentrated watermelon juice	0		Effect: "Ooh, Bitter!", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2026-07"
12284	concentrated Aqua Citrulanatae	0		Effect: "Jackasses' Symphony of Destruction", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2026-07"
12285	artisanal Melonegroni	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2026-07"
12286	acceptable weak Melonade Spritz	2	good	Last Available: "2026-07"
12287	adequate quince pie	3	good	Last Available: "2026-07"
12288	dry ghostly quince quaff	0		Effect: "Ponderous Potency", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2026-07"
12289	colloidal irradiated squat Quickquince	0		Effect: "Seeing Colors", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2026-07"
12290	perfectly mixed Quiskey Sour	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2026-07"
12291	mediocre Quincea&ntilde;era Cooler	3	decent	Last Available: "2026-07"
12292	artisanal twirling Roth IPA	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2026-08"
12293	blue zippy shellacked underdraft protection	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2026-08"
12294	squat blinking solvent	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12295	adequate soybean futures	3	good	Last Available: "2026-08"
12296	extra-irradiated wet dry shaking housing bubble	0		Effect: "EVISCERATE!", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2026-08"
12297	triple-ionized wet warmed Pixie-Swordz	0		Effect: "Mucilaginous Mentalism", Effect Duration: 55
12298	shellacked smartaleck's financial instrument	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2026-08"
12299	huge hedge fund clippers of dire peril of Flo-Jo	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2026-08"
12300	tumbling narrow smelly selling shorts	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2026-08"
12301	jittery bear tattoo	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12302	yellow skewed bull tattoo	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12303	razor-sharp 401k ring of the businessman	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2026-08"
12304	balance sheet	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12305	vacuum-sealed double-enhanced tumbling invisible hand	0		Effect: "Aspect of the Twinklefairy", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2026-08"
12306	anodized colloidal skewed circle of overdraft protection scroll	0		Effect: "Top Dog", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2026-08"
12307	polarized mint	0		Effect: "Banono", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2026-08"
12308	savings bondo	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12309	twirling homeowner's loam	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12310	mixed toxic asset	1		Last Available: "2026-08"
12311	dried intangible asset	1		Last Available: "2026-08"
12312	mixed fuchsia liquid asset	1		Effect: "Earthen Fist", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2026-08"
12313	gross prophet chrysalis	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12314	narrow cast entrails	0		Familiar Weight: +5
12315	tolerable watered-down twirling Malattia Becco Malbec	2	good	
12316	maroon kneecapping contract	0		Skill: "Order a Kneecapping"
12317	upside-down Old Country cookbook	0		Skill: "Old Country Cooking"
12318	Thwaitgold and beetle statuette	0		
12319	mirror blurry Blue Team scarf	0		
12320	Red Team scarf	0		
12321	meat shield toddler	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-09"
12322	spinning can of shield tenderizer	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2026-09"