-1	hand-crafted practically non-alcoholic jittery Petite Porter	1	EPIC	
-2	bad Scrawny Stout	4	decent	
-3	perfectly mixed Infinitesimal IPA	3	EPIC	
-4	tolerable eggnogtini	4	good	
-5	high-proof artisanal twirling candycaine	10	EPIC	
-6	tolerable braincracker sweet	4	good	
-16	smooth fermented honey	4	awesome	
-17	mediocre irresponsibly strong wobbly moons-shine	9	decent	
-18	bad watered-down gin	2	decent	
-19	mediocre ecto-nog	4	decent	
-20	tolerable triple-distilled hot toady	8	good	
-21	high-proof lousy hot choculate	7	decent	
-49	mediocre practically non-alcoholic maroon Cyder	1	decent	
-50	artisanal Oil Nog	3	EPIC	
-51	practically non-alcoholic aged Hi-Octane Peppermint Jet Fuel	1	awesome	
-58	mediocre extra-dry Grimacider	5	decent	
-59	enchanted acceptable Isotope Nog	3	good	
-60	lousy blurry Mutagin 'n' Tonic	3	decent	
-70	artisanal Gin and Herring	3	EPIC	
-71	artisanal practically non-alcoholic Black and Tan and Red All Over	1	EPIC	
-72	drinkable Antarctic Ice Tea	3	good	
-76	bad red CRIMBCO Ribbon Candy Schnapps	4	decent	
-77	tolerable weak blinking CRIMBCO Egg Substitute Nog Substitute	2	good	
-78	boozy artisanal teal CRIMBCO Extreme Braincracker Sour	5	EPIC	
-82	aged distilled blurry Horseradish-infused Vodka	5	awesome	
-83	delicious bouncing Jerkitini	4	awesome	
-84	hand-crafted weak Desert Island Iced Tea	2	EPIC	
-88	bad practically non-alcoholic Crimbo Saketini	1	decent	
-89	tolerable Crimboku Drop	4	good	
-90	high-proof acceptable blurry blurry Flaming Crimbo Log	9	good	
-107	tolerable watered-down twirling Fortified Eggnog Slurry	2	good	
-108	mediocre Hot Buttered Rum	3	decent	
-109	aged wobbly Spicy Hot Chocolate	3	awesome