1	huge wobbly seal-clubbing club	0		
2	seal tooth	0		
3	steel-toed helmet turtle	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
4	turtle totem	0		
5	pasta spoon	0		
6	nippy ravioli hat	0		Cold Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
7	saucepan	0		
8	spices	0		
9	yellow disco mask of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
10	cyan disco ball	0		
11	stolen accordion	0		Song Duration: 5
12	tumbling mariachi pants	0		Familiar Effect: "8xPotato, cap 2"
14	dehydrated bouncing squat moxie weed	1		Effect: "Memento Moiré", Effect Duration: 20
15	pickled squat strongness elixir	1		
16	denatured shaking magicalness-in-a-can	1		
17	rotten twirling noodles	3	crappy	
18	tortoise's blessing	0		
19	chaotic asparagus knife	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10
20	bouncing shaking Kentucky-style derby	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 5"
21	sweet ninja sword	0		
22	blurry pulsating studded boxer shorts	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, 4xVolley, cap 5"
23	chewing gum on a string	0		
24	ten-leaf clover	0		
25	squat maroon meat paste	0		
26	wobbly Dolphin King's map	0		
27	spider web	0		
28	squat really spider web	0		
29	really really spider web	0		
30	rock	0		
31	seal-toothed rock	0		
32	auspicious Bjorn's Hammer	0		Item Drop: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber"
33	red snorkel	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
34	pulsating Dolphin King's crown of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xGhuol, cap 8"
35	medical-grade Knob Goblin scimitar	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
36	padded Knob Goblin tongs	0		Damage Absorption: +20
37	Jack Frost's viking helmet	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 5"
38	squat scandalous Knob Goblin pants	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 5xPotato, cap 6"
39	pretty flower	0		
40	casino pass	0		
41	aged ice-cold Sir Schlitz	3	awesome	
42	red hermit permit	0		
43	green worthless trinket	0		
44	bouncing huge worthless gewgaw	0		
45	lime green worthless knick-knack	0		
46	figurine	0		
47	moldy hot buttered roll	4	crappy	
48	heart of rock and roll	0		
49	yummy bowl of cottage cheese	3	awesome	
50	Rock and Roll Legend of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10
51	shaking gray arcane researcher's Knob Goblin Uberpants	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 11"
52	banjo strings	0		
53	lightning-fast stone banjo	0		Initiative: +40
54	dog trainer's Disco Banjo of the overflowing toilet	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Disco Bandit"
55	blurry jabañero pepper	0		
56	hot sauce	0		
57	5-Alarm Saucepan of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Class: "Sauceror"
58	pulsating stone turtle	0		
59	slingshot	0		
60	greasy Mace of the Tortoise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
61	adequate gigantic fortune cookie	10	good	
62	jittery oriole-feather headdress of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xVolley, cap 3"
63	pulsating bouncing action figure body	0		
64	action figure head	0		
65	shaking Mighty Bjorn action figure	0		
66	pulsating twig	0		
67	spaghetti with rock-balls	0		
68	horrifying Oprah's Pasta Spoon of Peril	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Spooky Damage: +25, Class: "Pastamancer"
69	Newbiesport™ tent	0		
70	upside-down bar skin	0		
71	padded stakes	0		Damage Absorption: +20
72	jittery barskin hat of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 13"
73	barskin tent	0		
74	Temple map	0		
75	mirror sapling	0		
76	gray Spooky-Gro fertilizer	0		
77	Samson's stick	0		Experience (Muscle): +5
78	red pretty bouquet of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
79	bugbear bungguard	0		Familiar Effect: "5xBarrr, cap 7"
80	fairy gravy boat	0		
81	hand-crafted watered-down narrow ice-cold Willer	2	EPIC	
82	narrow ring	0		
83	shaft	0		
84	blurry Orcish meat locker	0		
85	green unlocked meat locker	0		
86	key	0		
87	meat from yesterday	0		
88	blinking meat stack	0		
89	cyan sword hilt	0		
90	helmet recipe	0		
91	pants kit	0		
92	meatsmithing guide	0		
93	blinking olive basic meat sword of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5
94	Da Vinci's basic meat pants	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xPotato, cap 10"
95	brawny basic meat helmet	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 2xFairy, cap 10"
96	huge ribald dope gangsta bling-bling	0		Sleaze Damage: +10
97	twirling ribald hardy pimpin' meat hat	0		Maximum HP: +50, Sleaze Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xVolley, cap 13"
98	dried face	0		
99	ghostly meat face	0		
100	lime green lifeless meat doll	0		
101	huge meat golem	0		
102	olive shrunken head	0		
103	banded staff of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Damage Absorption: +100
104	mirror scarecrow	0		
105	toothsome tumbling bowl of charms	4	awesome	
106	narrow mirror teal ketchup	1	good	
107	yellow catsup	1	EPIC	
108	stick	0		
109	crossbow string	0		
110	stylish basic meat staff	0		Moxie: +25
111	twirling greasy basic meat crossbow	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
112	red therapeutic meatloaf helmet of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1.5xFairy, cap 13"
113	friendly dripping meat sword	0		Familiar Weight: +3
114	bouncing Oprah's dripping meat staff	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50
115	cyan dripping meat crossbow of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50
116	bouncing steel-toed Bugfinder Blade of horror	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Spooky Spell Damage: +25
117	huge upside-down Gnollish plunger	0		
118	spring	0		
119	sprocket	0		
120	cog	0		
121	blue sprocket assembly	0		
122	cog and sprocket assembly	0		
123	Gnollish flyswatter	0		
124	shaking empty meat tank	0		
125	red full meat tank	0		
126	meat engine	0		
127	Gnollish autoplunger of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25
128	blue hardy meat pants	0		Maximum HP: +50, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, cap 11"
129	third-hand nunchaku of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100
130	thinker's eyepatch	0		Mysticality: +10, Familiar Effect: "4xBarrr, cap 8"
131	spinning frilly skirt	0		Familiar Effect: "4xFairy, cap 8"
132	Meat maid body	0		
133	Certificate of Participation	0		
134	bitchin' meatcar	0		
135	jittery blinking sweet rims	0		
136	ghostly squat red tires	0		
137	dope wheels	0		
138	ghostly ice-cold six-pack	0		
139	shaking valuable trinket	0		
140	dingy planks	0		
141	dingy dinghy	0		
142	anticheese	0		
143	ghostly cottage	0		
144	green blurry stone of eXtreme power	0		
145	squat barbed-wire fence	0		
146	dinghy plans	0		
147	vibrating eXtreme meat sword	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10
148	eXtreme meat staff of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3
149	yellow wool eXtreme meat crossbow	0		Cold Resistance: +1
150	therapeutic sinister Scalp of Gorgolok	0		Spell Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
151	blinking Lo Pan's Elder Turtle Shell of horror	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
152	wizardly strapping Colander of Em-er'il	0		Muscle: +5, Mysticality: +25, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
153	wobbly Ancient Saucehelm of the pedagogue of the empath	0		Experience: +3, Familiar Weight: +5, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
154	pulsating Jeselnik's Disco 'Fro Pick of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Sleaze Damage: +25, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
155	lime green banded cool El Sombrero De Lopez	0		Moxie: +5, Damage Absorption: +100, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
156	guild application	0		
157	green Dramatic™ range	0		
158	olive Gnollish pie tin	0		
159	wad of dough	0		
160	cyan pie crust	0		
161	immense spoiled ghuol egg	6	crappy	
162	decent mirror ghuol egg quiche	3	good	
163	dance instructor's skeleton bone	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
164	squat blinking smart skull	0		
165	skewer	0		
166	ghuol ears	0		
167	spoiled ghuol-ear kabob	3	crappy	
168	twirling Jack Frost's bone rattle	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50
169	pulsating bugbear beanie	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7"
170	twirling lihc eye	0		
171	flavorless half-sized upside-down lihc eye pie	2	decent	
172	twirling gnoll lips	0		
173	squat squat taco shell	0		
174	Gnollish casserole dish	0		
175	decent thick mirror uncooked chorizo	5	good	
176	disembodied brain	0		
177	green brainy skull	0		
178	detective skull	0		
179	flavorless immense chorizo taco	7	decent	
180	watered-down drinkable ice-cold fotie	2	good	
181	mirror baseball	0		
182	batgut	0		
183	pulsating bat wing	0		
184	narrow narrow briefcase	0		
185	fat stacks of cash	0		
186	bean	0		
187	spinning loose teeth	0		
188	jittery bat guano	0		
189	ghostly guano coffee cup	0		
191	fortified batskin belt	0		Damage Absorption: +60
192	bouncing batskin belt	0		
193	birthday candle	0		
194	veiny Mr. Accessory	0		Maximum HP: +10, Softcore Only
195	extremely unsafe eXtreme nose ring	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100
196	squat disassembled clover	0		
197	rat whisker	0		
198	rat appendix	0		
199	shaking Usain Bolt's ring	0		Initiative: +80
200	moldy rat appendix kabob	4	crappy	
201	small moldy bat wing kabob	2	crappy	
202	super-sized decent carob chunks	5	good	
203	upside-down herbs	0		
204	adequate gigantic carob chunk cookies	9	good	
205	secret blend of herbs and spices	0		
206	piercing post	0		
207	fancy maroon hippy herbal tea	1	crappy	Effect: "Supafly", Effect Duration: 25
208	patchouli incense stick	0		
209	wad of tofu	0		
210	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	0		Bonus Resting MP: +7
211	gray decorative fountain	0		
212	windchimes	0		
213	shaking stiffened boxer's filthy corduroys	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Damage Reduction: 1, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 2xPotato, cap 15"
214	upside-down hardy filthy knitted dread sack	0		Maximum HP: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 15"
215	cyan blinking Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	0		
216	decent carob brownies	4	good	
217	yummy herb brownies	4	awesome	
218	hemp string	0		
219	wobbly necklace chain	0		
220	ghostly fuchsia gnoll teeth	0		
221	toasty gnoll-tooth necklace	0		Hot Damage: +5
222	phat turquoise bead	0		
223	phat turquoise bracelet of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50
224	deadly eyepatch	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, cap 6"
225	decent cyan tofu casserole	3	good	
226	distilled ghostly can of Red Minotaur	1	good	
227	skewed energetic Kentucky-fried meat sword	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20
228	manspreader's Kentucky-fried meat staff	0		Monster Level: +10
229	bouncing spinning Kentucky-fried meat crossbow of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15
230	Jeselnik's dead guy's watch	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
231	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	0		
232	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	0		
233	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	0		
234	red Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	0		
235	lard-coated Fonzie's Bigger Bugfinder Blade	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
236	wobbly Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	0		
237	drinkable watered-down bottle of gin	2	good	
238	bad bottle of vodka	4	decent	
239	knitted rosy-cheeked Orcish baseball cap	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Cold Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 15"
240	stanky stiffened Orcish cargo shorts	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 2xGhuol, cap 15"
241	bouncing skewed Orcish frat-paddle of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100
242	normal	3	good	
243	yummy grapefruit	3	awesome	
244	big normal grapes	5	good	
245	adequate low-calorie mirror olive	1	good	
246	moldy tomato	3	crappy	
247	cyan fermenting powder	0		
248	perfectly mixed wobbly salty dog	3	EPIC	
249	bad practically non-alcoholic bloody mary	1	decent	
250	lousy wobbly screwdriver	4	decent	
251	watered-down lousy martini	2	decent	
252	mediocre green narrow pulsating bloody beer	3	decent	
253	hand-crafted jittery shot of schnapps	4	EPIC	
254	artisanal shot of grapefruit schnapps	3	EPIC	
255	hand-crafted fine wine	3	EPIC	
256	weak mediocre shot of tomato schnapps	2	decent	
257	artisanal extra-spicy bloody mary	4	EPIC	
258	dense meat stack	0		
259	snake skin	0		
260	bland White Citadel fries	3	decent	
261	massive spoiled jittery narrow White Citadel burger	10	crappy	
262	huge yummy piece of wedding cake	10	awesome	
263	stale wobbly chocolate chips	3	decent	
264	miniature stale chocolate chip cookies	2	decent	
265	ghostly satin pants of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xPotato, cap 10"
266	mediocre yellow lightning	3	decent	
267	mullet wig of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 10"
268	huge sharpshooter's meat cowboy hat	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 3xLep, cap 10"
269	friendly sword	0		Familiar Weight: +3
270	picket fence	0		
271	vaporized spinning barbell	1		
272	pickled fuchsia shaking concentrated magicalness pill	1		
273	modified moxie weed	1		
274	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	0		
275	mosquito larva	0		
276	jittery leprechaun hatchling	0		
277	dehydrated extra-strength strongness elixir	1		
278	dried cyan jug-o-magicalness	1		
279	distilled suntan lotion of moxiousness	1		
280	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	0		
281	ghostly dangerous gasmask	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 12"
282	mirror Boris's key	0		
283	Jarlsberg's key	0		
284	squat Sneaky Pete's key	0		
285	skewed yellow upside-down Temple Grandin's walrus-tusk earring	0		Familiar Weight: +7
286	wizardly ring of half-assed regeneration	0		Mysticality: +25, Single Equip
287	reassuring Boris's ring	0		Spooky Resistance: +1
288	olive potato sprout	0		
289	purple Jarlsberg's earring of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20
290	horrifying Sneaky Pete's breath spray	0		Spooky Damage: +25
291	can of maces of extreme caution of bravery	0		Monster Level: -25, Spooky Resistance: +5
292	jittery energetic rubber axe	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20
293	Jeselnik's smooth chef's hat	0		Moxie: +15, Sleaze Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xLep, cap 7"
294	huge savvy pail	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, cap 7"
295	Jim Carey's demonskin trousers	0		Monster Level: +25, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 3xPotato, cap 17"
296	mirror green shellacked dungeoneer's dungarees	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 4xPotato, cap 7"
297	dry nitrogenated wobbly pulsating tamarind-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Man's Worst Enemy", Effect Duration: 31
298	quantum huge blinking lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Happy Trails", Effect Duration: 46
299	double-cold-filtered concentrated olive pickle-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Extra Backbone", Effect Duration: 51
300	unsweetened jabañero-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Cold Throat", Effect Duration: 63
301	flat dough	0		
302	bland Knob sausage	4	decent	
303	tasty Knob mushroom	4	awesome	
304	blinking jittery dry noodles	0		
305	Annie Oakley's Knob Goblin harem pants	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 8xPotato, cap 2"
306	experienced Knob Goblin harem veil	0		Experience: +2, Familiar Effect: "5xLep, cap 2"
307	ionized tarnished Knob Goblin perfume	0		Effect: "Sugar, Hello", Effect Duration: 66
308	vibrating Knob Goblin elite helm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, cap 15"
309	friendly Knob Goblin elite pants	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, cap 15"
310	Knob Goblin elite polearm of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
311	hill of beans	0		
312	bouncing Jim Carey's Knob Goblin visor	0		Monster Level: +25, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 12"
313	wobbly gray horrifying Crown of the Goblin King	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 17"
314	flavorless bean burrito	4	decent	
315	normal blinking bean burrito	3	good	
316	snack-sized stale ghostly narrow insanely bean burrito	2	decent	
317	decent bean burrito	3	good	
318	half-sized toothsome bean burrito	2	awesome	
319	bland green insanely bean burrito	3	decent	
320	yummy huge bat haggis	6	awesome	
321	spoiled jumbo menudo	5	crappy	
322	gigantic stale goat cheese	8	decent	
323	thick normal plain pizza	5	good	
324	spoiled immense sausage pizza	7	crappy	
325	spoiled upside-down goat cheese pizza	3	crappy	
326	tasty mushroom pizza	4	awesome	
327	goat	0		
328	tolerable bottle of whiskey	3	good	
329	slick goat beard	0		Moxie: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 15"
330	pulsating glass of goat's milk	1	decent	
331	lousy fancy watered-down Canadian	2	decent	Effect: "Inebriate Pride", Effect Duration: 25
332	flavorless green lemon	3	decent	
333	big adequate lime	5	good	
334	sabre teeth of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50
335	mirror sabre-toothed lime cub	0		
336	consolation ribbon of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20
337	huge mirror ol' trophy	0		
338	fuchsia tumbling tenderizing hammer	0		
339	Cobb's Knob lab key	0		
340	alkaline electrified Knob Goblin steroids	0		Effect: "El Vibrations", Effect Duration: 48
341	moist modified Knob Goblin love potion	0		Effect: "Chalky Hand", Effect Duration: 26
342	Knob Goblin stink bomb	0		
343	non-pressed bouncing cyan Knob Goblin sharpening spray	0		Effect: "Coated Arms", Effect Duration: 38
344	blurry Knob Goblin seltzer	0		
345	Knob Goblin superseltzer	0		
346	scrumptious reagent	0		
347	cyan Dyspepsi-Cola	0		
348	maroon Samson's ninja mask	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xBarrr, cap 20"
349	icy katana hilt	0		
350	hot katana blade	0		
351	chaotic razor-sharp icy-hot katana	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spell Critical Percent: +10
352	olive smelly ninja hot pants	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 3xPotato, cap 17"
353	narrow tumbling ninja stars	0		
354	skewed padded nunchaku of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Damage Absorption: +20
355	teal lion tamer's eXtreme scarf	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 25"
356	groovy snowboarder pants	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 25"
357	mirror Mountain Stream soda	0		
358	small adequate gr8ps	2	good	
359	decent thick skewed t8r tots	5	good	
360	Oprah's miner's helmet	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 20"
361	miner's pants of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1.5xPotato, cap 20"
362	electrified 7-Foot Dwarven mattock	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
363	linoleum ore	0		
364	asbestos ore	0		
365	mirror blurry chrome ore	0		
366	linoleum sword hilt	0		
367	linoleum stick	0		
368	teal tumbling linoleum crossbow string	0		
369	asbestos sword hilt	0		
370	asbestos stick	0		
371	asbestos crossbow string	0		
372	skewed chrome sword hilt	0		
373	chrome stick	0		
374	chrome crossbow string	0		
375	upside-down gray linoleum meat stack	0		
376	asbestos meat stack	0		
377	chrome meat stack	0		
378	linoleum sword of Calamity Jane of the brazier	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Hot Spell Damage: +25
379	crafty linoleum staff of doom	0		Maximum MP: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
380	purple linoleum crossbow of terror of the cheetah	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +60
381	upside-down smelly dog trainer's asbestos sword	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Stench Spell Damage: +10
382	lard-coated asbestos staff of the boozehound	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Booze Drop: +100
383	slick asbestos crossbow of the early riser	0		Moxie: +10, Adventures: +7
384	censurious sizzling chrome sword	0		Hot Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3
385	huge banded chrome staff of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Damage Absorption: +100
386	Socratic educational chrome crossbow	0		Experience: +1, Experience (Mysticality): +1
387	fuzzy dice	0		
388	tumbling yeti fur	0		
389	huge lightning-fast meaty helmet turtle	0		Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 17"
390	mansplainer's asbestos helmet turtle	0		Monster Level: +15, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xFairy, cap 20"
391	Fonzie's linoleum helmet turtle	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xFairy, cap 25"
392	wizardly chrome helmet turtle	0		Mysticality: +25, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xFairy, cap 30"
393	penguin skin	0		
394	yak skin	0		
395	twirling hippopotamus skin	0		
396	censurious penguin shorts	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xGhuol, cap 30"
397	yakskin pants of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato, cap 35"
398	rosewater-soaked hippopotamus pants	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 32"
399	medical-grade eXtreme mittens	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
400	handful of drink tickets	0		
401	blinking Knob Kitchen grab-bag	0		
402	shaking avaricious swashbuckling pants	0		Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 1.5xFairy, cap 20"
403	upside-down shoulder parrot of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50
404	tumbling stiffened acoustic guitarrr	0		Damage Reduction: 1
405	sunken chest	0		
406	pirate pelvis	0		
407	wobbly pirate skull	0		
408	narrow pirate skeleton	0		
409	vial of patchouli oil	0		
410	spinning upside-down dance instructor's sk8board	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
411	bouncing Jolly Roger charrrm	0		
412	barrrnacle	0		
413	grievous Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50
414	crowbarrr of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
415	jittery leotarrrd of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 22"
416	Fonzie's safarrri hat	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, cap 22"
417	warmed henna tattoo	0		Effect: "Bandersnatched", Effect Duration: 57
418	tarnished adjusted ghostly Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	0		Effect: "Scorpio Rising", Effect Duration: 17
419	alkaline serum of sarcasm	0		Effect: "Disco Neuropathy", Effect Duration: 40
420	modified corrupted squat tomato juice of powerful power	0		Effect: "Employee of the Month", Effect Duration: 39
421	quadruple-moist deionized philter of phorce	0		Effect: "Rotten Memories", Effect Duration: 61
422	deionized activated upside-down potion of potency	0		Effect: "Mushroom Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 67
423	pressed cordial of concentration	0		Effect: "Big Flaming Whip", Effect Duration: 18
424	cold-filtered nitrogenated mirror ointment of the occult	0		Effect: "Twinklebritches", Effect Duration: 55
425	modified modified squat oil of expertise	0		Effect: "Cuts Like a Lightly-Buttered Knife", Effect Duration: 37
426	vacuum-sealed skewed potion of temporary gr8ness	0		Effect: "Vinegavotte", Effect Duration: 40
427	smelly box	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Wiki Name: "box"
428	nothing-in-the-box	0		
429	purple beanbag chair	0		Bonus Resting MP: +30
430	acid-squirting flower	0		Single Equip, Thorns: 1
431	quilted clown shoes	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Clowniness: 25
432	bloody clown pants of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Clowniness: 25, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 2xFairy, cap 12"
433	skinny balloon	0		
434	smartaleck's balloon helmet	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Clowniness: 25, Familiar Effect: "3xFairy, cap 12"
435	Lo Pan's extremely unsafe balloon sword	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Clowniness: 50
436	balloon monkey	0		
437	squat bouncing chef skull	0		
438	spinning chef-in-the-box	0		
439	bartender skull	0		
440	skewed bartender-in-the-box	0		
441	chef-skull-in-the-box	0		
442	bartender-skull-in-the-box	0		
443	maroon beer lens	0		
444	beer goggles	0		
445	ghostly mansplainer's box-in-the-box	0		Monster Level: +15
446	nothing-in-the-box-in-the-box	0		
447	wool box-in-the-box-in-the-box	0		Cold Resistance: +1
448	reassuring double-paned foolscap fool's cap	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Spooky Resistance: +1, Clowniness: 25, Familiar Effect: "3xVolley, cap 10"
449	clown nose of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Clowniness: 25
450	narrow pretentious paintbrush	0		
451	blinking huge pretentious palette	0		
452	jittery disease	0		
453	teal sober pill	0		
454	screwdriver	0		
455	toothsome big maroon jumbo olive	5	awesome	
456	weak perfectly mixed jittery ghostly dry martini	2	EPIC	
457	tumbling mirror Fonzie's ye olde golde frontes	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip
458	blue continuum transfunctioner	0		
459	skewed pixel	0		
460	pixel	0		
461	maroon pixel	0		
462	pixel	0		
463	gray pixel	0		
464	pixel potion	0		
465	pixel potion	0		
466	red shaking pixel potion	0		
467	toothsome miniature pixel pie	2	awesome	
468	ruby W	0		
469	wussiness potion	0		
470	lousy Imp Ale	3	decent	
471	flavorless fuchsia twirling hot wing	4	decent	
472	huge horrifying diamond-studded cane	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Class: "Disco Bandit"
473	lime green crutch of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15
474	cast	0		
475	Samson's mask of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Experience (Muscle): +5, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xBarrr, cap 15"
476	hellion cube	0		
477	narrow aromatic Lo Pan's infernal insoles	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Stench Resistance: +1
478	evil arch	0		
479	dodecagram	0		
480	box of birthday candles	0		
481	eldritch butterknife	0		
482	stiffened Mr. Container	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Last Available: "2004-12"
483	fortified Newbiesport™ backpack	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Last Available: "2004-12"
484	bouncing hemp backpack of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2004-12"
485	snakehead charrrm	0		
486	Talisman o' Namsilat of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Single Equip
487	sizzling arrrgyle socks	0		Hot Damage: +10
488	guitar pick	0		
489	fuchsia drab sonata	0		
490	blinking auspicious mesh cap of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Item Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 41"
491	enormous belt buckle	0		
492	smelly nippy chaps	0		Cold Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xBarrr, cap 40"
493	mirror ketchup hound	0		
494	bouncing brainy batblade	0		Mysticality: +5
495	wobbly ghostly catgut	0		
496	cat appendix	0		
497	spinning gnatwing	0		
498	stale papaya	3	decent	
499	tumbling arcane researcher's boxer's denim axe	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
500	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	0		
501	adequate Elfin shortbread	4	good	
502	pagoda plans	0		
503	rotten immense skewered cat appendix	8	crappy	
504	evil arches	0		
505	greasy Rosewater's gnatwing earring	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
506	jumbo moldy Hell broth	5	crappy	
507	narrow thunderrr guitarrr of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20
508	wobbly sonata	0		
509	Hey Deze nuts	0		
510	blinking Boris's key lime	0		
511	Jarlsberg's key lime	0		
512	lime green Sneaky Pete's key lime	0		
513	toothsome Boris's key lime pie	4	awesome	
514	bite-sized rotten tumbling Jarlsberg's key lime pie	1	crappy	
515	bland Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	4	decent	
516	Hey Deze map	0		
517	mirror baleful bejeweled accordion strap	0		Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Accordion Thief"
518	mystery juice	0		
519	moxie magnet	0		Moxie Controls MP
520	leaflet	0		
521	shaking kickback cookbook of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100
522	one-winged stab bat	0		
523	rewinged stab bat	0		
524	drinkable papaya sling	3	good	
525	grue egg	0		
526	Frobozz Real-Estate Company Instant House (TM)	0		
527	volleyball	0		
528	twirling blood-faced volleyball	0		
529	maroon upside-down fertilized ghuol egg	0		
530	quadruple-cold-filtered deionized spray paint	0		Effect: "Sensation", Effect Duration: 39
531	skewed upside-down medical-grade special sauce glove	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Class: "Sauceror", Single Equip
532	ghostly wizardly ladle of mystery	0		Mysticality: +25, Class: "Sauceror"
533	spinning Gnollish toolbox	0		
534	abridged dictionary	0		
535	bridge	0		
536	narrow dictionary	0		
537	huge pr0n legs	0		
538	gray perfumed f3d0r4	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 27"
539	bouncing lowercase N	0		
540	corrupted triple-cold-filtered dry Tasty Fun Good rice candy	0		Effect: "Marco Polarity", Effect Duration: 16
541	upside-down green thinker's draggin' ball hat of incineration	0		Mysticality: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 25"
542	hardy 1337 7r0uZ0RZ of terror	0		Maximum HP: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, cap 27"
543	flavorless Trollhouse cookies	4	decent	
544	spinning bouncing ribald crafty talons	0		Maximum MP: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10
545	small stale Spam Witch sammich	2	decent	
546	narrow meat vortex	0		
547	bouncing 334 scroll	0		
548	wobbly huge 668 scroll	0		
549	30669 scroll	0		
550	33398 scroll	0		
551	shaking 64067 scroll	0		
552	bouncing 64735 scroll	0		
553	31337 scroll	0		
554	rotten pr0n cocktail	3	crappy	
555	tumbling shaking lightning-fast smartaleck's drywall axe	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Initiative: +40
556	boxer's Pine-Fresh air freshener	0		Muscle Percent: +10
557	acceptable distilled ghostly whiskey and cola	5	good	
558	spoiled special huge papaya taco	3	crappy	Effect: "Red Around the Gills", Effect Duration: 45
559	razor-sharp can lid	0		
560	fancy normal stalk of asparagus	4	good	Effect: "Hairy Palms", Effect Duration: 5
561	pregnant mushroom	0		
562	teal ratgut	0		
563	blinking sonar-in-a-biscuit	0		
564	weak aged Mad Train wine	2	awesome	
565	hobo gloves of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip
566	beefcake's bum cheek	0		Muscle: +25, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xVolley, cap 5"
567	upside-down hermit script	0		
568	immense tasty Double Bacon Beelzeburger	8	awesome	
569	moldy yellow Lord of the Flies-sized fries	4	crappy	
570	rotten small squat maroon Chicken Sandwich	2	crappy	
571	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	1	good	
572	rotten Children's Meal of the Damned	3	crappy	
573	bland snack-sized noodles	2	decent	
574	delicious noodles	3	awesome	
575	tiny decent painful penne pasta	1	good	
576	super-sized stale ravioli della hippy	5	decent	
577	stale mirror pr0n m4nic0tti	3	decent	
578	bland enchanted miniature Hell ramen	2	decent	Effect: "Berry Critical", Effect Duration: 50
579	adequate bite-sized boring spaghetti	1	good	
580	sauce of the ages	0		
581	schmancy cheese sauce	0		
582	Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	0		
583	adequate fettucini Inconnu	3	good	
584	moldy narrow spaghetti with Skullheads	3	crappy	
585	delicious gnocchetti di Nietzsche	3	awesome	
586	sizzling medical-grade ridiculously huge sword	0		Hot Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
587	quadruple-vacuum-sealed deionized super-spiky hair gel	0		Effect: "You're Not Cooking", Effect Duration: 16
588	soft echo eyedrop antidote	0		
589	small toothsome cocoa eggshell fragment	2	awesome	
590	rotten cocoa eggshell fragment	4	crappy	
591	blue cocoa egg	0		
592	house	0		
593	phonics down	0		
594	shaking nippy amulet of extreme plot significance	0		Cold Damage: +10
595	mirror shaking scroll of drastic healing	0		
596	chilly titanium assault umbrella	0		Cold Damage: +5
597	savvy Mohawk wig	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 35"
598	the Slug Lord's map	0		
599	arcane researcher's pants of the Slug Lord	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 3xPotato, cap 8"
600	smelly personal trainer's Dr. Hobo's scalpel	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10
601	Dr. Hobo's map	0		
602	Degrassi Knoll shopping list	0		
603	blurry Item #13	0		
604	Penultimate Fantasy chest	0		
605	spinning Tissue Paper Immateria	0		
606	Tin Foil Immateria	0		
607	Gauze Immateria	0		
608	shaking Plastic Wrap Immateria	0		
609	mirror red S.O.C.K.	0		
610	blurry procrastination potion	0		
611	twirling D	0		
612	original G	0		
613	bouncing plot hole	0		
614	energized Vulcanized probability potion	0		Effect: "Riboflavin'", Effect Duration: 26
615	pulsating chaos butterfly	0		
616	bouncing furry fur	0		
617	deionized Angry Farmer candy	0		Effect: "Salamanderenity", Effect Duration: 39
618	enhanced spinning Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	0		Effect: "You Drank Fish Wine", Effect Duration: 57
619	Da Vinci's needle	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5
620	electrified thin candle	0		Effect: "Eagle Eyes", Effect Duration: 58
621	Warm Subject gift certificate	0		
622	huge narrow awful poetry journal	0		
623	WA	0		
624	jittery NG	0		
625	ghostly wang	0		
626	yellow Wand of Nagamar	0		
627	ND	0		
628	metallic A	0		
629	Herculean eye	0		Experience (Muscle): +1
630	twirling photoprotoneutron torpedo	0		
631	furry pants of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, MP regen, cap 37"
632	forbidden disturbing fanfic	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50
633	Tesla wolf mask of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, HP regen, cap 37"
634	yellow narrow cool whip	0		
635	smooth paper umbrella	0		Moxie: +15
636	purple meat globe	0		
637	toaster	0		
638	supercharged asshat of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xVolley, cap 7"
639	thick flavorless abominable snowcone	5	decent	
640	special narrow maroon jittery skewed Ent cider	1	crappy	Effect: "Aspect of the Twinklefairy", Effect Duration: 15
641	bland miniature toast	2	decent	
642	tumbling skeleton key	0		
643	narrow skeleton key ring	0		
644	Crimbo pressie	0		Last Available: "2003-12"
645	huge wrapping paper	0		Last Available: "2003-12"
646	snack-sized bland twirling fruitcake	2	decent	
647	present	0		Last Available: "2004-11"
648	smelly Crimbo sword	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2004-10"
649	lime green Annie Oakley's Crimbo hat	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1.75xVolley, 1.75xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-10"
650	olive Crimbo pants of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-10"
651	family-friendly exclusive ultra-rare item	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1
652	quantum egg	0		
653	intragalactic rowboat	0		
654	star	0		
655	line	0		
656	shaking mirror star chart	0		
657	star sword of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100
658	huge star crossbow of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20
659	stiffened star staff	0		Damage Reduction: 1
660	mirror greedy star pants	0		Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 41"
661	spinning yellow therapeutic star hat	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 0.5xPotato, cap 41"
662	tumbling star buckler of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30
663	star throwing star	0		
664	red star starfish	0		
665	spinning shaking Richard's star key	0		
666	twirling aromatic asbestos-lined slick steaming evil	0		Moxie: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Stench Resistance: +1
667	castle map	0		
668	spiked femur of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50
669	normal ghuol guolash	4	good	
670	miser's lihc face	0		Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr, cap 22"
671	flame-wreathed personal trainer's grave robbing shovel	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10
672	gigantic normal cranberries	8	good	
673	watered-down mediocre vodka and cranberry	2	decent	
674	fortified aged red whiskey	5	awesome	
675	mirror deadly skull of the Bonerdagon	0		Weapon Damage: +5
676	dragonbone belt buckle	0		
677	steel-toed badass belt	0		Damage Reduction: 9
678	shaking chest of the Bonerdagon	0		
679	tolerable roll in the hay	4	good	
680	weak lousy slap and tickle	2	decent	
681	practically non-alcoholic bad slip 'n' slide	1	decent	
682	artisanal a sump'm sump'm	3	EPIC	
683	artisanal horizontal tango	3	EPIC	
684	tolerable watered-down pink pony	2	good	
685	horrifying veiny hardened Mr. Shirt	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum HP: +10, Spooky Damage: +25
686	wicked knuckles	0		Spell Damage: +5
687	boiled magnetized blood of the Wereseal	0		Effect: "Badger Underfoot", Effect Duration: 46
688	bouncing wicked pixel hat	0		Spell Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xVolley, cap 12"
689	Temple Grandin's pixel pants	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Familiar Effect: "atk, 4xPotato, cap 12"
690	healthy pixel sword	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20
691	tumbling digital key	0		
692	bouncing Ascension Souvenir T-Shirt	0		
693	harem girl t-shirt of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15
694	Knob Goblin elite shirt of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50
696	hale frilly shirt	0		Maximum HP: +20
697	hardened soggy wofl t-shirt	0		Damage Reduction: 3
698	cyan Newton's loathing eagle baby-doll shirt	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3
699	avaricious pirate shirt	0		Meat Drop: +30
700	filthy hippy poncho of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100
701	Herculean floral print shirt	0		Experience (Muscle): +1
702	toasty coconut bikini top	0		Hot Damage: +5
703	executive goth kid t-shirt	0		Meat Drop: +40
704	hamethyst	0		
705	baconstone	0		
706	porquoise	0		
707	blinking pork elf goodies sack	0		
708	ring setting	0		
709	jewelry-making pliers	0		
711	knitted wool hamethyst earring	0		Cold Resistance: 4
712	manspreader's hamethyst necklace of the cougar of the empath	0		Moxie: +20, Monster Level: +10, Familiar Weight: +5, Single Equip
713	huge Newton's slick hamethyst bracelet	0		Moxie: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Single Equip
714	green up-at-dawn family-friendly wholesome hamethyst ring	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Adventures: +5, Single Equip
715	blinking aromatic quilted baconstone earring	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip
716	Socratic baconstone pendant of the bloodbag	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum HP: +100
717	shaking greedy studded baconstone bracelet	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip
718	flame-retardant chaotic hale baconstone ring	0		Maximum HP: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip
719	ribald smartaleck's porquoise eyebrow ring	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Sleaze Damage: +10
720	reassuring porquoise necklace of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip
721	up-at-dawn porquoise bracelet of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Adventures: +5
722	Jeselnik's arcane researcher's porquoise ring of the blizzard	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip
723	gigantic bland Knoll mushroom	10	decent	
724	rotten mushroom	3	crappy	
725	one million meat pancakes	0		
726	MacGyver's huge mirror shard	0		Maximum MP: +100
727	blinking hedge maze puzzle	0		
728	squat green tumbling hedge maze key	0		
729	fishbowl	0		
730	fishtank	0		
731	fish hose	0		
732	hosed tank	0		
733	hosed fishbowl	0		
734	yellow ribald therapeutic Sinatra's makeshift SCUBA gear	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Sleaze Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Adventure Underwater
735	smelly easter egg balloon	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10
736	stone tablet (Sinister Strumming)	0		
737	cyan stone tablet (Squeezings of Woe)	0		
738	stone tablet (Really Evil Rhythm)	0		
739	tambourine bells	0		
740	banded tambourine	0		Damage Absorption: +100
741	huge broken skull	0		
742	normal Knoll shroomkabob	3	good	
743	stale spinning mushroom	3	decent	
744	pickled huge hair spray	0		Effect: "Meatwise", Effect Duration: 41
746	stat script	0		
747	tumbling Knob Goblin firecracker	0		
748	gourd potion	0		
749	decent immense warm mushroom	8	good	
750	moldy tumbling mushroom quesadilla	3	crappy	
751	spoiled cool mushroom	4	crappy	
752	tiny normal cool mushroom casserole	1	good	
753	yummy skewed ghostly pointy mushroom	3	awesome	
754	adequate narrow cream of pointy mushroom soup	3	good	
755	flavorless mushroom	3	decent	
756	flavorless half-sized mushroom	2	decent	
757	adequate super-sized mushroom	5	good	
758	flavorless half-sized ghost cucumber	2	decent	
759	dill	0		
760	tumbling vinegar	0		
761	skewed brine	0		
762	mediocre lime green especially salty dog	4	decent	
763	ghostly pickling solution	0		
764	gigantic moldy spinning spectral pickle	8	crappy	
765	red briny vinegar	0		
766	ghost pickle on a stick	0		
767	colloidal vacuum-sealed cologne of contempt	0		Effect: "Whitened Teeth", Effect Duration: 50
768	savvy spork	0		Mysticality Percent: +20
769	mirror Da Vinci's voodoo doll	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5
770	experienced brawny basic meat fez	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience: +2, Familiar Effect: "3xLep, cap 11"
771	wobbly tassel	0		
772	lime green foon of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25
773	lard-coated flame-wreathed basic meat spork	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
774	shaking Sinatra's basic meat foon of the glutton	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Food Drop: +100
775	ghostly Yeti Protest Sign	0		
776	narrow sage kneecapping stick	0		Mysticality Percent: +10
777	horrifying iron pasta spoon	0		Spooky Damage: +25
778	zippy support cummerbund	0		Initiative: +20
779	Mob Penguin cellular phone	0		
780	scroll of pasta summoning	0		
781	warmed quadruple-warmed mafia aria	0		Effect: "Icy Composition", Effect Duration: 36
782	purple Mr. Exploiter	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
783	mirror 'Villa' document	0		
784	watered-down tolerable blurry Acqua Del Piatto Merlot	2	good	Last Available: "2004-10"
785	raffle ticket	0		
786	decent jittery strawberry	3	good	
787	aged practically non-alcoholic bottle of rum	1	awesome	
788	mediocre strawberry daiquiri	4	decent	
789	artisanal rum and cola	3	EPIC	
790	aged weak narrow grog	2	awesome	
791	beefy Mafia bow tie of extreme caution	0		Muscle: +10, Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2004-10"
792	blurry electrified Golden Mr. Accessory	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Softcore Only
793	improved olive oil of stability	0		Effect: "Gunky Dory", Effect Duration: 57
794	nitrogenated boiled oil of slipperiness	0		Effect: "El Vibrations", Effect Duration: 67
795	tolerable Acque Luride Grezze Cabernet	3	good	Last Available: "2004-10"
796	gravedigger's cool thinker's cement shoes	0		Mysticality: +10, Moxie: +5, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2004-10"
797	perfectly mixed rockin' wagon	3	EPIC	
798	acceptable ocean motion	4	good	
799	watered-down artisanal fuzzbump	2	EPIC	
800	decent small poutine	2	good	
801	spoiled Knob stir-fry	3	crappy	
804	tasty diet ghostly Knoll stir-fry	1	awesome	
805	adequate green stir-fry	3	good	
806	bland thick asparagus stir-fry	5	decent	
807	fancy toothsome low-calorie olive stir-fry	1	awesome	Effect: "Super Skill", Effect Duration: 45
808	special adequate Knob sausage stir-fry	4	good	Effect: "The Power of Negative Thinking", Effect Duration: 10
809	flavorless skewed bat wing stir-fry	4	decent	
810	stale rat appendix stir-fry	3	decent	
811	spoiled tofu stir-fry	3	crappy	
812	adequate wobbly pr0n stir-fry	4	good	
813	rotten tiny fancy Knob shells	1	crappy	Effect: "Cold Hard Skin", Effect Duration: 45
814	special snack-sized rotten teal bätzle	2	crappy	Effect: "Spooky Flavor", Effect Duration: 10
815	bite-sized toothsome fancy gray ratini	1	awesome	Effect: "Thaumodynamic", Effect Duration: 35
816	stale bite-sized maroon squat Knob stroganoff	1	decent	
817	normal menudo ravioli	4	good	
818	ghostly plus sign	0		
819	milky potion	0		
820	swirly potion	0		
821	bubbly potion	0		
822	gray upside-down smoky potion	0		
823	cloudy potion	0		
824	effervescent potion	0		
825	fizzy potion	0		
826	dark potion	0		
827	blurry murky potion	0		
828	baby killer bee	0		
829	pulsating anti-anti-antidote	0		
830	toothsome spinning royal jelly	3	awesome	
831	small box	0		
832	box	0		
833	greedy vorpal blade	0		Meat Drop: +20
834	narrow gravedigger's Sinatra's cornuthaum	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Spooky Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, 1.25xFairy, cap 21"
835	twirling inspector's ring of aggravate monster	0		Item Drop: +15
836	normal squat mind flayer corpse	3	good	
837	drinkable Uovo Marcio Shiraz	3	good	Last Available: "2004-10"
838	wicked weightlifter's Mafia stogie	0		Muscle: +15, Spell Damage: +5, Last Available: "2004-10"
839	mediocre strong Maiali Sifilitici Pinot Noir	5	decent	Last Available: "2004-10"
840	stanky dance instructor's Mafia violin case	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2004-10"
841	lousy tomato daiquiri	3	decent	
842	hand-crafted red beertini	4	EPIC	
843	hand-crafted narrow salty slug	3	EPIC	
844	lousy papaya slung	3	decent	
845	maroon fortified MAHI fez	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 0.5xPotato, 0.5xLep, 0.5xFairy"
847	jittery heteroerotic frat-paddle	0		
848	pulsating hypodermic needle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
849	Meat detector	0		Familiar Weight: +5
850	bouncing many-eyed glasses	0		Familiar Weight: +5
851	prosthetic forehead	0		Familiar Weight: +5
852	jittery shaker of salt	0		Familiar Weight: +5
853	blundarrrbus	0		Familiar Weight: +5
854	sucky decal	0		Familiar Weight: +5
855	squat balloon knife	0		Familiar Weight: +5
856	shaking blurry lime green narrow shock collar	0		
857	tumbling bouncing moonglasses	0		
858	palm-frond toupee	0		Familiar Weight: +5
859	knife and fork	0		Familiar Weight: +5
860	eye-pod	0		Familiar Weight: +5
861	chocolate spurs	0		Familiar Weight: +5
862	bouncing magnifying glass	0		Familiar Weight: +5
863	skewer-mounted razor blade	0		Familiar Weight: +5
864	stinger	0		Familiar Weight: +5
865	squat lead necklace	0		Familiar Weight: +3
866	shaving cream	0		
867	deionized pine tar	0		Effect: "Superheroic", Effect Duration: 33
869	forest tears	0		
870	ghostly fetus-smashing club of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100
871	meatcar model	0		Familiar Weight: +5
872	cyan Time Juice	0		Last Available: "2004-01"
873	rolling pin	0		
874	cyan unrolling pin	0		
875	olive zippy padded crazy bastard sword of Calamity Jane	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Initiative: +20
876	huge Usain Bolt's foul-smelling medical-grade incredibly dense meat gem	0		Stench Damage: +10, Initiative: +80, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
877	ribald Talisman of Baio	0		Sleaze Damage: +10
878	narrow deadly hypnodisk	0		Weapon Damage: +5
879	triple-cold-filtered huge tumbling bottle of goofballs	0		Effect: "Tenacity of the Snapper", Effect Duration: 34
880	MacGyver's disbelief suspenders	0		Maximum MP: +100
881	asbestos-lined supportive bra	0		Hot Resistance: +5
882	spinning Blatantly Canadian	0		
883	maple syrup	1	good	
884	MacGyver's los chinos	0		Maximum MP: +100, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, HP regen, cap 13"
885	green blinking vibrating axe	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10
886	spinning leaflet	0		
887	leaf	0		
888	maple leaf	0		
889	spinning jittery nasty balaclava	0		Stench Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1.5xLep, cap 12"
890	decent balaclava baklava	4	good	
891	Samson's Warehouse 23 bling	0		Experience (Muscle): +5
892	knitted MacGyver's sage bugbear-smiting sword	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +100, Cold Resistance: +3
893	distilled aged lumbering jack	5	awesome	
894	cyan bouncing Dark Jill-O-Lantern	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
895	bouncing asbestos-lined Ms. Accessory	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Softcore Only
896	Tesla Mr. Accessory Jr. of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Softcore Only
897	coffee sprite	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-10"
898	Cheshire Bitten	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-10"
899	custom avatar form	0		Free Pull
900	smile-sharpening stone	0		Familiar Weight: +5
901	squat espresso maker	0		Familiar Weight: +5
902	green 100-Watt bulb	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
903	perfectly mixed Spasmi Dolorosi Del Rene Champagne	3	super EPIC	Last Available: "2004-10"
904	huge red gravedigger's energetic school Mafia knickerbockers of bravery	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "5xGhoul, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-10"
905	colloidal moist Yummy Tummy bean	0		Effect: "Your Eyes are Peeled!", Effect Duration: 65
906	vacuum-sealed galvanized liquefied pulsating Rock Pops	0		Effect: "Peppermint Bite", Effect Duration: 38
907	double-corrupted ionized red Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "Rain Dancin'", Effect Duration: 59
908	denatured Cold Hots candy	0		Effect: "Okee-Dokee Computer", Effect Duration: 54
909	frozen blinking Wint-O-Fresh mint	0		Effect: "Clyde's Blessing", Effect Duration: 29
910	moldy snack-sized tumbling dwarf bread	2	crappy	
911	modified flattened Senior Mints	0		Effect: "Mariachi Mood", Effect Duration: 34
912	extra-alkaline altered jittery pixellated candy heart	0		Effect: "Ponderous Potency", Effect Duration: 43
913	chilled anodized kobold	0		Effect: "Mushroom Might", Effect Duration: 34
914	hand turkey outline	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2004-11"
915	yam pinky ring	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
916	Jim Carey's Da Vinci's intergalactic pom poms	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Monster Level: +25
917	tumbling Mob Penguin protection contract	0		
918	jittery wicked Radio Free Baseball Cap	0		Spell Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2006-07"
919	Radio Free Pants of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xGhoul, 1xLep, cap 37", Last Available: "2006-07"
920	spinning double-paned Radio Free Foil	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2006-07"
921	tasty radio button candy	3	awesome	
922	zippy severed rocking horse head	0		Initiative: +20
923	broken cellular phone	0		Last Available: "2004-01"
924	mirror crimbo elfling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
925	cyan dental pliers	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
926	alkaline oxidized spinning Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	0		Effect: "Weather, Man", Effect Duration: 57
927	artisanal practically non-alcoholic Ferita Del Petto Zinfandel	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2006-12"
928	inspector's fuzzy bracelets	0		Item Drop: +15
929	Jack Frost's arse-shooting crossbow	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50
931	artisanal practically non-alcoholic spiced rum	1	EPIC	
932	enchanted lousy bouncing eggnog	3	decent	Effect: "Hot Hands", Effect Duration: 20
933	special stale olive candy cane	3	decent	Effect: "Crying, Dying", Effect Duration: 30
934	jumbo stale mirror gingerbread bugbear	5	decent	
935	manspreader's imitation nice watch	0		Monster Level: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2004-12", Nonstackable Watch
936	spinning Hanukkimbo dreidl	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
937	menorette	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2004-12"
938	Jim Carey's plastic sword	0		Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2004-12"
939	small Crimbo Pressie	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
940	bow	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
941	Crimbo stocking	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
942	shaking blinking miser's bowler	0		Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 1.5xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-12"
943	knitted resourceful bow staff	0		Maximum MP: +50, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2004-12"
944	bowlegged pants of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-12"
945	skewered jumbo olive	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
946	skewered lime	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
947	ghostly teal skewered cherry	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
948	artisanal martini	3	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2004-12"
949	drinkable extra-dry blurry grogtini	5	good	Last Available: "2004-12"
950	strong bad cherry bomb	5	decent	Last Available: "2004-12"
951	extra special Crimbo stocking	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
952	censurious hockey mask of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1.5xGhuol, cap 25"
953	maroon penguin-smacking club	0		Familiar Damage: +15
954	orphan baby yeti	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
955	fez of etymology of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 30"
956	adequate carob chunk noodles	3	good	
957	big toothsome tumbling chorizo brownies	5	awesome	
958	flavorless half-sized chocolate and tomato pizza	2	decent	
959	wobbly flange	0		
960	jittery shaking clockwork key	0		
961	silk garter snake	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
962	purple skewed velvet choker	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
963	squat dance instructor's plastic seal clubber of extreme caution	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Monster Level: -25
964	pulsating lard-coated nasty plastic turtle tamer	0		Stench Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
965	sage wizardly plastic pastamancer	0		Mysticality: +25, Mysticality Percent: +10
966	baleful plastic sauceror of incineration	0		Spell Damage: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +50
967	blue huge studded Herculean plastic disco bandit	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Damage Absorption: +80
968	forbidden plastic accordion thief of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: 150
969	plastic mosquito of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15
970	blinking plastic leprechaun of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25
971	gray chilly plastic levitating potato	0		Cold Damage: +5
972	skewed plastic angry goat of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
973	huge green stiffened plastic sabre-toothed lime	0		Damage Reduction: 1
974	therapeutic plastic fuzzy dice	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
975	cyan plastic pirate skeleton of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15
976	jittery brawny plastic barrrnacle	0		Muscle Percent: +20
977	maroon plastic howling balloon monkey of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10
978	boxer's plastic stab bat	0		Muscle Percent: +10
979	mirror lightning-fast plastic grue	0		Initiative: +40
980	fuchsia manspreader's plastic blood-faced volleyball	0		Monster Level: +10
981	auspicious plastic ghuol whelp	0		Item Drop: +10
982	spinning sage plastic baby gravy fairy	0		Mysticality Percent: +10
983	supercool plastic cocoabo	0		Moxie Percent: +20
984	nippy plastic star starfish	0		Cold Damage: +10
985	brainy plastic ghost pickle on a stick	0		Mysticality: +5
986	squat plastic killer bee of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100
987	shaking medical-grade plastic Cheshire bat	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
988	olive frightening plastic coffee pixie	0		Spooky Damage: +5
989	personal trainer's plastic bitchin' meatcar	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Single Equip
990	wobbly lion tamer's plastic hermit	0		Experience (familiar): +2
991	friendly chaotic healthy plastic Boris	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +3
992	Annie Oakley's resourceful banded plastic Jarlsberg	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum MP: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +20
993	shaking mansplainer's supercool plastic Sneaky Pete of terror	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Monster Level: +15, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
994	plastic Susie of the ox	0		Muscle: +20
995	bland Lucky Surprise Egg	4	decent	
998	maiden wig	0		Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, cap 8"
999	maid head	0		
1000	Meat maid	0		
1002	blue blurry Xlyinia's notebook of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3
1003	soda water	0		
1004	perfectly mixed high-proof bottle of tequila	9	EPIC	
1005	drinkable boxed wine	4	good	
1006	enchanted tasty bouncing cherry	3	awesome	Effect: "Sparkly!", Effect Duration: 15
1007	huge sage coconut shell	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 7"
1008	ice cubes of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1009	fancy tolerable vodka martini	3	good	Effect: "Fratty Flavor", Effect Duration: 45
1010	lousy weak whiskey and soda	2	decent	
1011	acceptable monkey wrench	3	good	
1012	hand-crafted tequila sunrise	4	EPIC	
1013	high-proof delicious squat margarita	7	awesome	
1014	acceptable practically non-alcoholic strawberry wine	1	good	
1015	drinkable wine spritzer	3	good	
1016	practically non-alcoholic lousy perpendicular hula	1	decent	
1017	weak hand-crafted ducha de oro	2	EPIC	
1018	tolerable calle de miel	3	good	
1019	weak hand-crafted dry vodka martini	2	EPIC	
1020	artisanal pulsating old-fashioned	3	EPIC	
1021	tolerable tequila with training wheels	4	good	
1022	tolerable blinking sangria	3	good	
1023	triple-distilled hand-crafted fuchsia vesper	8	EPIC	Last Available: "2004-12"
1024	tolerable practically non-alcoholic bouncing bodyslam	1	good	Last Available: "2004-12"
1025	drinkable skewed sangria del diablo	4	good	Last Available: "2004-12"
1026	Valentine	0		Free Pull
1027	squat huge whip kit	0		
1028	wobbly blue buckler buckle	0		
1029	jittery purple Sherlock's hippo whip	0		Item Drop: +25
1030	penguin whip of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100
1031	razor-sharp yak whip	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25
1032	blinking Tesla gnauga hide whip	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
1033	spinning gnauga hide	0		
1034	squat Temple Grandin's hippo skin buckler	0		Familiar Weight: +7
1035	penguin skin buckler of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7
1036	pulsating yakskin buckler of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5
1037	ghostly flame-retardant gnauga hide buckler	0		Hot Resistance: +1
1038	corrupted moist red blurry Connery's Elixir of Audacity	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Pervy Noodles", Effect Duration: 54
1040	Tam O'Shanter	0		Meat Drop: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-03"
1041	acceptable beer	3	good	
1042	upside-down boxer's string of beads	0		Muscle Percent: +10
1043	stiffened string of beads	0		Damage Reduction: 1
1044	blue string of beads of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20
1045	blinking plastic bottle opener of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100
1046	greasy resourceful traffic cone	0		Maximum MP: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "cap 15", Last Available: "2005-03"
1047	watered-down bad N. O. Beer	2	decent	
1048	distilled maroon oyster egg	1		Effect: "Slimily Speedy", Effect Duration: 30
1049	dehydrated squat skewed skewed oyster egg	1		
1050	twisted oyster egg	1		
1051	yellow plastic oyster egg	0		
1052	pickled teal mirror oyster egg	1		Effect: "Optimist Primal", Effect Duration: 45
1053	diluted ghostly oyster egg	1		Effect: "Sticky Hands", Effect Duration: 30
1054	dried spinning green oyster egg	1		
1055	squat plastic oyster egg	0		
1056	mixed fuchsia puce oyster egg	1		
1057	vaporized puce oyster egg	1		
1058	powdered puce oyster egg	1		
1059	puce plastic oyster egg	0		
1060	pickled jittery mauve oyster egg	1		
1061	dehydrated jittery skewed mauve oyster egg	1		Effect: "Okee-Dokee Computer", Effect Duration: 35
1062	pickled blinking mauve oyster egg	1		
1063	mauve plastic oyster egg	0		
1064	altered huge oyster egg	1		Effect: "Leash of Linguini", Effect Duration: 25
1065	compressed oyster egg	1		
1066	mixed jittery oyster egg	1		
1067	blinking plastic oyster egg	0		
1068	modified oyster egg	1		
1069	boiled spinning oyster egg	1		
1070	modified oyster egg	1		
1071	blurry plastic oyster egg	0		
1072	twisted tumbling purple narrow wobbly off-white oyster egg	1		Effect: "Cuts Like a Lightly-Buttered Knife", Effect Duration: 45
1073	compressed maroon wobbly squat off-white oyster egg	1		
1074	twisted off-white oyster egg	1		
1075	spinning off-white plastic oyster egg	0		
1076	dehydrated tumbling blue oyster egg	1		Effect: "Weasels Underfoot", Effect Duration: 30
1077	compressed oyster egg	1		
1078	dehydrated bouncing skewed oyster egg	1		Effect: "You Know Who to Call", Effect Duration: 15
1079	blinking plastic oyster egg	0		
1080	pulsating huge oyster basket	0		
1081	emo roe	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-04"
1082	gazing shoes	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
1083	bouncing personal raindrop	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-04"
1084	rainbow tie	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
1085	shaking upside-down clockwork widget	0		
1086	clockwork thingamajig	0		
1087	upside-down clockwork doohickey	0		
1088	teal clockwork clockwise dome	0		
1089	clockwork spine	0		
1090	clockwork rings	0		
1091	huge clockwork claws	0		
1092	clockwork sheet	0		
1093	clockwork counterclockwise dome	0		
1094	clockwork sphere	0		
1095	purple deactivated MicroMechaMech	0		
1096	clockwork endoskeleton	0		
1097	mirror Newton's clockwork hat	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 20"
1098	squat Temple Grandin's clockwork trench coat	0		Familiar Weight: +7
1099	bouncing extremely unsafe clockwork pants	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 1.5xGhuol, cap 20"
1100	narrow extremely unsafe gnauga hide chaps	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 4xBarrr, cap 20"
1101	tumbling false eyelashes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1102	targeting chip	0		
1103	unwound clockwork grapefruit	0		
1104	wobbly Mountie hat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1105	clockwork bartender head	0		
1106	lime green clockwork chef head	0		
1107	clockwork maid head	0		
1108	clockwork detective skull	0		
1109	clockwork bartender-head-in-the-box	0		
1110	clockwork chef-head-in-the-box	0		
1111	clockwork bartender-in-the-box	0		
1112	clockwork chef-in-the-box	0		
1113	skewed clockwork maid	0		
1114	tisket	0		
1115	bouncing tasket	0		
1116	annoying pitchfork	0		Monster Level: +5
1117	ghostly tumbling shaking aromatic dog trainer's Stupid University Diploma of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Experience (familiar): +1, Stench Resistance: +1
1118	twirling gray pregnant mushroom	0		
1119	yellow pregnant mushroom	0		
1120	pregnant mushroom	0		
1121	inexplicably rock	0		
1122	mirror fairy gravy	0		
1123	narrow studded halfberd	0		Damage Absorption: +80
1124	small glove	0		
1125	narrow careful glove of the ox of terror	0		Muscle: +20, Monster Level: -10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
1126	toothpick of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Single Equip
1127	wobbly occult ninja sword	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25
1128	teeny-tiny ninja stars	0		
1129	mirror greasy sequined fez	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1.75xLep, cap 20"
1130	blank card	0		
1131	beet	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1132	narrow bouncing Totally Gay Claymore	0		
1133	rosy-cheeked star shirt	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30
1134	blurry cosmetics bag	0		
1135	flattened boiled eyeliner	0		Effect: "Stevedave's Shanty of Superiority", Effect Duration: 24
1136	wet wet blinking lipstick	0		Effect: "Adapt to Change Eventually", Effect Duration: 19
1137	green family-friendly sinister bicycle chain	0		Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1
1138	mushroom fermenting solution	0		
1139	artisanal mushroom wine	3	EPIC	
1140	hand-crafted watered-down purple icy mushroom wine	2	EPIC	
1141	bad ghostly mushroom wine	3	decent	
1142	lousy watered-down pointy mushroom wine	2	decent	
1143	practically non-alcoholic bad wobbly skewed flat mushroom wine	1	decent	
1144	boozy acceptable huge cool mushroom wine	5	good	
1145	lousy fancy knob mushroom wine	3	decent	Effect: "Gummi Badass", Effect Duration: 10
1146	artisanal high-proof wobbly knoll mushroom wine	8	EPIC	
1147	acceptable tumbling mushroom wine	4	good	
1148	delicious fortified shot of flower schnapps	5	awesome	
1149	flavorless immense skewed flower petal pie	8	decent	
1150	bad watered-down bottle of single-barrel whiskey	2	decent	
1151	smooth discarded plastic fork of doom	0		Moxie: +15, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
1152	gravy-covered maypole	0		Item Drop: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-05"
1153	tiny fancy normal Retenez L'Herbe Paté	1	good	Effect: "Chalked Weapon", Effect Duration: 30
1154	dehydrated bouncing Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	1	EPIC	
1155	maroon pulsating letter from King Ralph XI	0		
1157	blinking ghostly stylish wholeberd	0		Moxie: +25
1158	unsweetened pickled dry Meleegra™ pills	0		Effect: "Wet Rub", Effect Duration: 12
1159	upside-down twirling cyan mariachi G-string	0		
1160	stiffened irate sombrero	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 3xLep, cap 11"
1161	pile of candy	0		
1162	enhanced colloidal narrow handsomeness potion	0		Effect: "Comprehensively Nourished", Effect Duration: 41
1163	deionized quadruple-warmed marzipan skull	0		Effect: "On the Trolley", Effect Duration: 13
1164	poultrygeist	0		
1165	hovering sombrero	0		
1166	pulsating maracas	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1167	tumbling plain brown wrapper	0		
1168	squat tumbling less-than-three-shaped box	0		
1169	exactly-three-shaped box	0		
1170	chocolate box	0		
1171	jittery coffin	0		
1172	squat asbestos box	0		
1173	cyan linoleum box	0		
1174	maroon chrome box	0		
1175	gray cryptic puzzle box	0		
1176	skewed refrigerated biohazard container	0		
1177	shaking magnetic field	0		
1178	potted cactus	0		
1179	skewed daisy	0		
1180	mirror green potted fern	0		
1181	yellow tulip	0		
1182	Venus flytrap	0		
1183	all-purpose flower	0		
1184	ghostly exotic orchid	0		
1185	mirror long-stemmed rose	0		
1186	gilded lily	0		
1187	spinning deadly nightshade	0		
1188	fuchsia jittery lotus	0		
1189	huge can of asparagus	0		
1190	gray dodecapede	0		
1191	tumbling narrow ghuol whelp	0		
1192	zmobie	0		
1193	skewed Raggedy Hippy doll	0		
1194	stab bat	0		
1195	ghostly apathetic lizardman doll	0		
1196	yeti	0		
1197	huge shaking Mob Penguin	0		
1198	sabre-toothed lime	0		
1199	jittery bugbear	0		
1200	toothsome massive mugcake	6	awesome	
1201	spoiled diet urinal cake	1	crappy	
1202	tiny adequate skewed Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	1	good	
1203	bland personalized birthday cake	3	decent	
1204	normal super-sized three-tiered wedding cake	5	good	
1205	decent half-sized enchanted red squat babycakes	2	good	Effect: "Trivia Master", Effect Duration: 45
1206	massive bland velvet cake	9	decent	
1207	gigantic moldy twirling congratulatory cake	6	crappy	
1208	adequate special angel-food cake	3	good	Effect: "Creepin' Up on You", Effect Duration: 50
1209	spoiled devil's-food cake	4	crappy	
1210	adequate half-sized tumbling birthday party jellybean cheesecake	2	good	
1211	balloon	0		
1212	bouncing balloon	0		
1213	heart-shaped balloon	0		
1214	mirror anniversary balloon	0		
1215	Mylar balloon	0		
1216	spinning blue Kevlar balloon	0		
1217	thought balloon	0		
1218	rat head balloon	0		Familiar Weight: -3
1219	mini-zeppelin	0		
1220	Oprah's Mr. Balloon	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50
1221	wobbly balloon	0		
1222	squat miser's Mr. Eh?	0		Meat Drop: +10, Softcore Only
1224	skewed gravedigger's steel shillelagh of the pedagogue of the sewer	0		Experience: +3, Stench Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +10
1225	upside-down greasy energetic steel skullcap of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1xFairy, cap 22"
1226	Usain Bolt's Jim Carey's hale steel solitaire	0		Maximum HP: +20, Monster Level: +25, Initiative: +80, Single Equip
1227	perfumed educational weightlifter's steel scarf	0		Muscle: +15, Experience: +1, Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip
1228	pulsating yellow asbestos-lined fortified steel slacks of the bloodbag	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum HP: +100, Hot Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "prismatic atk, 4xBarrr, cap 22"
1229	Usain Bolt's scandalous steel suspenders of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Sleaze Damage: +5, Initiative: +80, Single Equip
1230	squat Sherlock's clever shellacked pikestaff	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum MP: +20, Item Drop: +25
1231	Usain Bolt's hale beefcake's pith helmet	0		Muscle: +25, Maximum HP: +20, Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 45"
1232	huge toasty frosty clever pocketwatch	0		Maximum MP: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip
1233	Jack Frost's quilted personal trainer's pinky ring	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Damage Absorption: +40, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
1234	Jeselnik's hale pants of bravery	0		Maximum HP: +20, Sleaze Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 45"
1235	perfumed grievous pendant	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Stench Resistance: +5, Four Songs, Single Equip
1236	Da Vinci's hockey stick of furious angry rage of the dark arts	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spell Damage Percent: +100
1237	tapped lotus	0		
1238	lime green glowsticks	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1239	iced-out bling	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1240	maroon spinning limburger biker boots	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1241	blinking carton of clove cigarettes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1242	bouncing deflated inflatable dodecapede	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
1243	spinning toy six-seater hovercraft	0		Familiar Weight: -5, Last Available: "2011-12"
1244	clever Glass Balls of the Goblin King	0		Maximum MP: +20
1245	huge therapeutic Codpiece of the Goblin King	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
1246	mirror studded grievous Samson's rib of the Bonerdagon	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Damage Absorption: +80
1247	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	0		
1248	fireproof rosy-cheeked baleful Bonerdagon necklace	0		Spell Damage: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Hot Resistance: +3
1249	cyan Sinatra's Boss Bat britches	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xGhuol, cap 16"
1250	auspicious stylish Boss Bat bling	0		Moxie: +25, Item Drop: +10
1251	stale Knob shroomkabob	3	decent	
1252	flavorless shroomkabob	3	decent	
1253	ghostly lime green pile of jumping beans	0		
1254	stale jumping bean burrito	3	decent	
1255	delicious miniature jumping bean burrito	2	awesome	
1256	tiny delicious skewed insanely jumping bean burrito	1	awesome	
1257	gigantic moldy fuchsia rat scrapple	10	crappy	
1258	pail of pretentious paint	0		
1259	Da Vinci's savvy traffic cone	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 15", Last Available: "2005-06"
1260	fuchsia wax lips	0		Experience: +3, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-07"
1261	powdered twirling Hatorade	1		
1262	yellow avaricious scandalous frightening off-hand balloon	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +30
1263	pygmy bugbear shaman	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
1264	tumbling nose-bone fetish	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1265	box of sunshine	0		Free Pull
1266	bland shaking gloomy mushroom	3	decent	
1267	teal narrow dead mimic	0		
1268	pine wand	0		
1269	ebony wand	0		
1270	spinning spinning hexagonal wand	0		
1271	aluminum wand	0		
1272	marble wand	0		
1273	extremely unsafe magic lamp	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100
1274	modified teal Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	1		
1275	upside-down chaotic basic meat skirt	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 3xFairy, cap 10"
1276	tolerable wobbly Otorian Battle Scar	3	good	
1277	Samson's basic meat kilt	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 10"
1278	ghostly wizardly meat skirt	0		Mysticality: +25, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 11"
1279	blurry meat kilt of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 11"
1280	ghostly penguinskin mini-skirt of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xFairy, cap 30"
1281	wholesome penguinskin mini-kilt	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xFairy, cap 30"
1282	yakskin skirt of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 35"
1283	bouncing savvy yakskin kilt	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 35"
1284	pulsating flame-retardant hippopotamus skirt	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 32"
1285	green supercool hippopotamus kilt	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 32"
1286	razor-sharp furry skirt	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 37"
1287	frosty furry kilt	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 37"
1288	stiffened gnauga hide skirt	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Familiar Effect: "2.5xFairy, cap 20"
1289	Jeselnik's gnauga hide kilt	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "2.5xFairy, cap 20"
1290	boiled blue wind-up clock	0		Effect: "Weasels Underfoot", Effect Duration: 29
1291	Jekyllin hide belt of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-09"
1292	pulsating blurry skirt / kilt kit	0		
1293	horrifying ring of adornment	0		Spooky Damage: +25
1294	pulsating Rosewater's ring of increase damage of Leguizamo	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Monster Level: +20
1295	ring of gain strength of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50
1296	perfumed ring of resistance	0		Stench Resistance: +5
1297	huge horrifying ring of fire resistance	0		Spooky Damage: +25
1298	twirling nippy ring of conflict	0		Cold Damage: +10, Single Equip
1299	gray beefcake's pirate hook	0		Muscle: +25
1300	foul-smelling monster bait	0		Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip
1301	dry deodorant	0		Effect: "Holiday Bliss", Effect Duration: 66
1302	concentrated reodorant	0		Effect: "Fortunate Resolve", Effect Duration: 57
1303	Mjolnir Jr.	0		
1304	doppelshifter egg	0		Free Pull
1305	squat makeup kit	0		Familiar Weight: +15
1306	squat nippy Sinatra's traffic cone	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Cold Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 2xLep, cap 15", Last Available: "2005-10"
1307	purple calm attention-deficit demon	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-10"
1308	bouncing unwound cymbal-playing monkey	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-10"
1309	attention spanner	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1310	funky fez	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1311	squat comfy blanket	0		Last Available: "2005-10"
1312	double-paned Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip
1313	ghostly brawny Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Single Equip
1314	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 3xGhuol, cap 18"
1315	therapeutic rose-colored glasses	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
1316	green facsimile dictionary	0		
1317	blood flower	0		
1318	blinking lovecat tail	0		
1319	ghostly plastic passion fruit	0		
1320	moldy questionable taco	4	crappy	
1321	mirror Doc's Miracle Cure	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1322	shaking petrified time	0		Last Available: "2005-10"
1323	blurry Tesla time helmet	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2005-10"
1324	clever time trousers	0		Maximum MP: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2005-10"
1325	upside-down Samson's time sword	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Last Available: "2005-10"
1326	asbestos-lined Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "3xFairy, cap 7"
1327	stiffened Cloaca-Cola shield	0		Damage Reduction: 1
1328	fuchsia auspicious Cloaca-Cola fatigues	0		Item Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "4xPotato, 1.5x Ghoul, cap 7"
1329	mirror gravedigger's Dyspepsi-Cola shield	0		Spooky Damage: +10
1330	wobbly pulsating Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Familiar Effect: "3.5xPotato, 3xVolley, cap 7"
1331	Cloaca-Cola helmet of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "3xFairy, cap 7"
1332	shaking Cloaca-Cola knapsack	0		
1333	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	0		
1334	Cloaca-Cola	0		
1335	Dyspepsi grenade	0		
1336	tumbling Cloaca grenade	0		
1338	lime green Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	0		
1339	yellow ghostly Cloaca-Cola c-rations	0		
1340	narrow Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	0		
1341	twirling weightlifter's Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	0		Muscle: +15, Single Equip
1342	picture of a dead guy's girlfriend	0		
1343	zombie pineal gland	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1344	super-electrified Vulcanized jittery Gummi-Gnauga	0		Effect: "protect.enq", Effect Duration: 47
1345	electrified ionized Now and Earlier	0		Effect: "Human-Elemental Hybrid", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2020-09"
1346	quantum Sugar Cog	0		Effect: "Also Schmeckt Zarathustra", Effect Duration: 51
1347	loaded serum blowgun	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1348	empty blowgun	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1349	miniscule temporal rip	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-11"
1350	1.21 jigawatts	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2005-11"
1351	jittery hardened pinky ring	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Single Equip
1352	drinkable high-proof maroon redrum	6	good	
1353	shaking ninja pirate zombie robot	0		
1354	shaking pile of pebbles	0		
1355	tiny normal bowl of oriole's nest soup	1	good	
1356	wobbly bunny liver	0		
1357	enchanted perfectly mixed Mt. Noob Pale Ale	3	EPIC	Effect: "Turtle Titters", Effect Duration: 25
1358	bouncing pirate zombie head	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1359	ninja pirate zombie robot head	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1360	pirate zombie robot head	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1361	Newton's disembodied smile	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Single Equip
1362	sausage	0		
1363	jittery clockwork pirate skull	0		
1364	tumbling gray huge rhesus monkey	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1365	adequate bite-sized shaking tofurkey leg	1	good	
1366	flavorless thick tofurkey gravy	5	decent	
1367	spoiled super-sized herbal stuffing	5	crappy	
1368	flavorless tiny fancy can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	1	decent	Effect: "Sewer-Drenched", Effect Duration: 50
1369	enchanted moldy yams	3	crappy	Effect: "You Know When to Walk Away", Effect Duration: 20
1370	skewed rhinestone cowboy shirt of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60
1371	ghostly gray energetic gingham blouse	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20
1372	tumbling upside-down souvenir ski t-shirt of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20
1373	lime green tumbling sweet nutcracker	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-12"
1374	upside-down mirror mandible	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2005-12"
1375	cyan coward's plastic Crimbo wreath	0		Monster Level: -20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2005-12"
1376	tumbling curative plastic Uncle Crimbo	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2005-12"
1377	Jeselnik's plastic Crimbo elf	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2005-12"
1378	hardened plastic sweet nutcracker	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2005-12"
1379	friendly plastic Crimbo reindeer	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2005-12"
1381	aspirin	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1382	double-wet narrow chocolate	0		Effect: "Emotion Sickness", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2015-11"
1383	length of string	0		
1384	wobbly wobbly googly eye	0		
1385	stuffing	0		
1386	felt	0		
1387	pulsating block	0		
1388	narrow toy wheel	0		
1389	yo-yo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
1390	top	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
1391	mirror ball	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
1392	kite	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1393	pet rock	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1394	bouncing doppelshifter	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1395	blurry teddy bear	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1396	squat lime green nippy groovy duck-on-a-string	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2005-12"
1397	toy soldier	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1398	spinning olive doll house	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1399	green blurry flame-retardant toy train	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2005-12"
1400	wobbly yellow Annie Oakley's marionette	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2005-12"
1401	sharpshooter's sock monkey	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2005-12"
1402	educational rag doll	0		Experience: +1, Last Available: "2005-12"
1403	resourceful can of fake snow	0		Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2005-12"
1404	grievous colored-light "necklace"	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2005-12"
1405	tree skirt of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2005-12"
1406	rotten wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	4	crappy	Effect: "Wreathed in Merriment", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
1407	decent jumbo bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	5	good	Effect: "Fury of the Bells", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
1408	small stale tree-shaped Crimbo cookie	2	decent	Effect: "Yuletide Sappiness", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
1409	mansplainer's Unionize The Elves sign	0		Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2005-12"
1410	sleeping snowy owl	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1411	Tome of Snowcone Summoning	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-01", Skill: "Summon Snowcones"
1412	boiled colloidal snowcone	0		Effect: "Human-Hippy Hybrid", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2006-01"
1413	vacuum-sealed blurry snowcone	0		Effect: "Stop the Presses!", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2006-01"
1414	anodized teal snowcone	0		Effect: "Vital", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2006-01"
1415	extra-diffused quantum cyan jittery snowcone	0		Effect: "A Few Extra Pounds", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2006-01"
1416	pressed upside-down shaking snowcone	0		Effect: "Protection from Bad Stuff", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2006-01"
1417	improved boiled teal huge snowcone	0		Effect: "Can't Smell Nothin'", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2006-01"
1418	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2006-01"
1419	teddy bear sewing kit	0		Last Available: "2006-01"
1420	traffic cone of Tarzan of courage	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Spooky Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "2xLep, 2xFairy, cap 15", Last Available: "2006-01"
1421	Scandalously Skimpy Bikini	0		Four Songs, Single Equip
1422	Sombrero De Vida	0		Four Songs, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, 1xLep, cap 12"
1423	iceberglet	0		Last Available: "2006-02"
1424	therapeutic ice sickle of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-02"
1425	friendly ice baby	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-02"
1426	twirling Fonzie's ice pick	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2006-02"
1427	lard-coated beefcake's ice skates	0		Muscle: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-02"
1428	stale grue egg omelette	3	decent	
1429	roll of drink tickets	0		
1430	pregnant gloomy mushroom	0		
1431	pregnant mushroom	0		
1432	adequate jumbo teal mushroom	5	good	
1433	fruit bowl	0		
1434	fruit basket	0		
1435	blinking hot pink lipstick	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1436	mirror hot stuffing	0		
1437	useless powder	0		
1438	chilled enhanced blinking twinkly powder	0		Effect: "Slimily Strong", Effect Duration: 11
1439	activated yellow hot powder	0		Effect: "Hippy Flavor", Effect Duration: 57
1440	tarnished teal powder	0		Effect: "Ready to Snap", Effect Duration: 17
1441	diffused powder	0		Effect: "stats.enq", Effect Duration: 19
1442	energized skewed stench powder	0		Effect: "Compensatory Cruelness", Effect Duration: 20
1443	frozen anodized purple sleaze powder	0		Effect: "Quadrilled", Effect Duration: 60
1444	warmed pulsating wobbly twinkly nuggets	0		Effect: "Be a Mind Master", Effect Duration: 59
1445	boiled polymerized hot nuggets	0		Effect: "Flimsy Shield of the Pastalord", Effect Duration: 35
1446	ionized flattened blinking squat nuggets	0		Effect: "Cravin' for a Ravin'", Effect Duration: 31
1447	tarnished altered gray nuggets	0		Effect: "Feeling No Pain", Effect Duration: 55
1448	concentrated extra-dry stench nuggets	0		Effect: "The Dark Lord Rides in Force Tonight", Effect Duration: 43
1449	improved sleaze nuggets	0		Effect: "Thick, Sick", Effect Duration: 12
1450	pickled twinkly wad	1		
1451	dehydrated hot wad	1		Effect: "Blessing of the Pervy Noodles", Effect Duration: 35
1452	pickled wad	1		Effect: "The Spy Who Loved XP", Effect Duration: 50
1453	compressed red skewed wad	1		
1454	powdered stench wad	1		
1455	mixed sleaze wad	1		
1456	double daisy	0		
1457	Goth Giant	0		
1458	snack-sized decent Valentine's Day cake	2	good	
1459	arrow'd heart balloon	0		
1460	velvet box	0		
1461	squashed frog	0		
1462	shaking eye of newt	0		
1463	maroon salamander spleen	0		
1464	squat sleazy fairy gravy	0		
1465	suede shortsword	0		
1466	mirror bamboo bokuto	0		
1467	25-meat staff	0		
1468	two-handed depthsword	0		
1469	tumbling bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	0		
1470	fuchsia lead yo-yo	0		
1471	slightly peevedbow	0		
1472	sack of doorknobs	0		
1473	ball-and-chain	0		
1474	automatic catapult	0		
1475	ghostly ghostly purple pentacorn hat	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 10"
1476	narrow goofily-plumed helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 17"
1477	blinking plastic hard hat	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 22"
1478	salad bowl	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 30"
1479	football helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 37"
1480	chain-mail monokini	0		Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 4xBarrr, cap 7"
1481	maroon union scalemail pants	0		Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, cap 12"
1482	paper-plate-mail pants	0		Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xBarrr, cap 20"
1483	troutpiece	0		Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 27"
1484	alpha-mail pants	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 35"
1485	teal baleful rabbit's foot of courage	0		Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +3
1486	massive bag of catnip	0		
1487	hang glider	0		
1488	March hat	0		Free Pull
1489	dormouse	0		
1490	twirling smelly wicked chopsticks	0		Spell Damage: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +10
1491	rice bowl of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
1492	ninja mop of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100
1493	jittery shellacked Da Vinci's ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Damage Reduction: 7
1494	triple-electrified sugar-coated pine cone	0		Effect: "Morninja", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2020-09"
1495	gray jittery chaotic groovy traffic cone	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xLep, 2xFairy, cap 15", Last Available: "2006-03"
1496	hand-crafted irresponsibly strong gloomy mushroom wine	10	EPIC	
1497	mediocre enchanted mushroom wine	3	decent	Effect: "Ooh, Sweet!", Effect Duration: 50
1498	gray McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning	0		Last Available: "2006-04", Skill: "Summon Hilarious Objects"
1499	whoopie cushion	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1500	fake fake vomit	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1501	oxidized quantum explosion-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "20/20 Vision", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2006-04"
1502	bouncing clown hammer	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1503	rubber emo roe	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1504	non-aerosolized shaking gray snowcone	0		Effect: "Sleaze-Resistant Trousers", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2006-04"
1505	ice cube with a fly in it	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1506	extra-dry tolerable ghostly calle de miel with a fly in it	5	good	Last Available: "2006-04"
1507	practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed rockin' wagon with a fly in it	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2006-04"
1508	mediocre pulsating perpendicular hula with a fly in it	3	decent	Last Available: "2006-04"
1509	perfectly mixed red slap and tickle with a fly in it	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2006-04"
1510	blinking bag of airline peanuts	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1511	fuchsia fake hand of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2006-04"
1512	mixed maroon shaking bouncing mirror Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	1		
1513	mixed purple Knob Goblin learning pill	1		
1514	distilled Knob Goblin eyedrops	1		
1515	compressed Knob Goblin nasal spray	1		
1516	KWE-brand transistor radio	0		
1518	squat vampire heart	0		
1519	mirror Talisman of Bakula	0		Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Give In To Your Vampiric Urges"
1520	wobbly perfumed Jack Frost's Radio KoL Coffee Mug	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +5
1521	olive Frank Gorshin trophy	0		
1522	dangerous Radio Free Jersey of terror	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
1523	bottle of used blood	0		
1524	wind-up chattering teeth	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1525	joybuzzer	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shake Hands", Last Available: "2006-04"
1526	maroon tumbling pet rock "Snooty" disguise	0		Familiar Weight: +11, Equips On: "Pet Rock | Toothsome Rock | Bulky Buddy Box | Holiday Log", Last Available: "2006-04"
1527	diamond-studded fronts	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2006-04"
1528	pulsating Socratic corkscrew of bravery	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2006-04"
1529	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1530	fake plastic grass	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
1531	groovy grass skirt	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1.5xFairy, cap 20", Last Available: "2011-01"
1532	ghostly yellow censurious grass hat	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 20", Last Available: "2011-01"
1533	fuchsia grass blade of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2011-01"
1534	yellow raffle prize box	0		
1536	homeless hobo spirit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-05"
1537	shaking weegee sqouija	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1538	purple gravedigger's sparkly engagement ring	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip
1539	Tam O'Shatner	0		Meat Drop: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-03"
1540	gray inspector's Grimacite goggles of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +15, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 31", Last Available: "2008-10"
1541	Temple Grandin's slick Grimacite glaive	0		Moxie: +10, Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2008-10"
1542	flame-retardant Grimacite greaves of courage	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Spooky Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 3xGhoul, cap 37", Last Available: "2008-10"
1543	therapeutic Grimacite garter of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2008-10"
1544	Grimacite galoshes of the pedagogue of the cheetah	0		Experience: +3, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2008-10"
1545	Tesla Grimacite gorget of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2008-10"
1546	twirling ribald Grimacite guayabera	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2008-10"
1547	blinking scorching personal trainer's Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Hot Damage: +25
1548	green scandalous deadly Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5
1549	mirror MSG	0		
1550	veiny second-hand knockoff engagement ring	0		Maximum HP: +10, Single Equip
1551	artisanal lime green bottle of Domesticated Turkey	3	EPIC	
1552	mediocre bottle of Definit	3	decent	
1553	lousy bottle of Calcutta Emerald	4	decent	
1554	aged bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	4	awesome	
1555	smooth blinking bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	4	awesome	
1556	bad spirit-forward boxed champagne	5	decent	
1557	low-calorie normal kumquat	1	good	
1558	adequate tangerine	3	good	
1559	tonic water	0		
1560	thick spoiled cocktail onion	5	crappy	
1561	flavorless small fuchsia raspberry	2	decent	
1562	spoiled big ghostly kiwi	5	crappy	
1563	aged weak whiskey bittersweet	2	awesome	
1564	acceptable mimosette	3	good	
1565	acceptable twirling tequila sunset	3	good	
1566	irresponsibly strong lousy zmobie	8	decent	Wiki Name: "Zmobie (drink)"
1567	drinkable gin and tonic	3	good	
1568	smooth vodka and tonic	3	awesome	
1569	lousy vodka gibson	4	decent	
1570	acceptable weak gibson	2	good	
1571	tolerable triple-distilled parisian cathouse	8	good	
1572	practically non-alcoholic hand-crafted blue jittery rabbit punch	1	super EPIC	
1573	lousy caipifruta	4	decent	
1574	mediocre teqiwila	4	decent	
1575	mediocre Divine	4	decent	
1576	watered-down tolerable blue Gordon Bennett	2	good	
1577	perfectly mixed irresponsibly strong tangarita	6	EPIC	
1578	tolerable distilled mandarina colada	5	good	
1579	artisanal skewed gimlet	3	EPIC	
1580	weak perfectly mixed brick road	2	super ultra EPIC	
1581	artisanal vodka stratocaster	3	EPIC	
1582	bad Neuromancer	4	decent	
1583	mediocre weak prussian cathouse	2	decent	
1584	bad Mae West	4	decent	
1585	drinkable watered-down Mon Tiki	2	good	
1586	weak smooth teqiwila slammer	2	awesome	
1587	thick stale jittery Knob lo mein	5	decent	
1588	massive stale asparagus lo mein	7	decent	
1589	jumbo yummy mirror Knoll lo mein	5	awesome	
1590	normal shaking lo mein	3	good	
1591	bland low-calorie special bouncing tumbling olive lo mein	1	decent	Effect: "Gutterminded", Effect Duration: 15
1592	rotten hot hi mein	4	crappy	
1593	moldy hi mein	4	crappy	
1594	stale hi mein	3	decent	
1595	miniature rotten hi mein	2	crappy	
1596	moldy huge sleazy hi mein	4	crappy	
1597	Junior LAAAAME merit badge	0		Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2006-05"
1598	yellow asbestos-lined Senior LAAAAME merit badge	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2006-05"
1599	jazz soap	0		Free Pull, Effect: "Jazz Hands", Effect Duration: 20
1600	lousy tangarita with a fly in it	4	decent	
1601	drinkable wobbly mandarina colada with a fly in it	3	good	
1602	perfectly mixed shaking prussian cathouse with a fly in it	4	EPIC	
1603	special lousy gray Mae West with a fly in it	4	decent	Effect: "Fishy Fortification", Effect Duration: 40
1604	twisted astronaut ice-cream	1		Last Available: "2006-05"
1605	squat cyan delectable catalyst	0		
1606	modified ultimate wad	1		
1607	frozen quantum libation of liveliness	0		Effect: "Influence of Sphere", Effect Duration: 63
1608	nitrogenated adjusted yellow twirling eyedrops of the ermine	0		Effect: "Full Bottle in front of Me", Effect Duration: 15
1609	Vulcanized adjusted cyan perfume of prejudice	0		Effect: "Heightened Senses", Effect Duration: 28
1610	triple-diffused corrupted eyedrops of the ocelot	0		Effect: "Elbow Sauce", Effect Duration: 43
1611	enhanced improved potent potion of potency	0		Effect: "Bureaucratized", Effect Duration: 62
1612	chilled triple-colloidal concentrated cordial of concentration	0		Effect: "Become Intensely interested", Effect Duration: 43
1613	stiffened coffin lid	0		Damage Reduction: 1
1614	satin shield of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25
1615	wicked Cerebral Cloche	0		Spell Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, cap 22", Last Available: "2006-06"
1616	narrow huge inspector's Cerebral Culottes	0		Item Drop: +15, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 1xGhoul, cap 22", Last Available: "2006-06"
1617	veiny rosy-cheeked Cerebral Crossbow of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: 80, Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2006-06"
1618	ice stein	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1619	skewed munchies pill	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1620	homeopathic healing powder	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1621	astral badger	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-06"
1622	frozen diffused non-liquefied astral mushroom	0		Effect: "Venomous Weapon", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2006-06"
1623	badger badge	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1624	flattened cyan blue-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Preemptive Medicine", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2006-06"
1625	colloidal squat green-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Expert Vacationer", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2006-06"
1626	corrupted quadruple-improved irradiated orange-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Hairless and Airless", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2006-06"
1627	altered polymerized purple-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Serendipi Tea", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2006-06"
1628	modified mirror pink-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Tremella Tremens", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2006-06"
1629	curative raspberry beret	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 2xLep, cap 12"
1630	cool pixel shield	0		Moxie: +5
1631	beer cartilage	0		
1632	Spanish fly trap	0		
1633	huge Spanish fly	0		
1634	lousy pulsating around the world	4	decent	
1635	lime green scrumdiddlyumptious solution	0		
1636	Toddler-sized Dragon Costume	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +5, Softcore Only
1637	vacuum-sealed lotion of hotness	0		Effect: "Haunted Stomach", Effect Duration: 62
1638	anodized triple-unsweetened blurry lotion of coldness	0		Effect: "Sweet and Yellow", Effect Duration: 40
1639	vacuum-sealed extra-dry gray lotion of spookiness	0		Effect: "Frigid Weapon", Effect Duration: 32
1640	galvanized boiled triple-improved huge lotion of stench	0		Effect: "Really Deep Breath", Effect Duration: 12
1641	super-flattened huge lotion of sleaziness	0		Effect: "You Ate Some Hemp Candy", Effect Duration: 51
1642	fancy watered-down acceptable narrow Grimacite Bock	2	good	Effect: "Vinegavotte", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2008-11"
1643	decent special super-sized skewed wedge of gray cheese	5	good	Effect: "Cautious Prowl", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2008-11"
1644	huge hot and sauce	0		
1645	spinning and sauce	0		
1646	fuchsia and sauce	0		
1647	stench and sauce	0		
1648	huge blue sleazy and sauce	0		
1649	brick	0		Free Pull
1650	ghostly shaking milk of magnesium	0		
1651	decent special half-sized shaking foie gras	2	good	Effect: "Winklered", Effect Duration: 20
1652	dry mirror candy brain	0		Effect: "On the Shoulders of Giants", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2020-09"
1653	huge Jeselnik's friendly therapeutic jewel-eyed wizard hat	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Sleaze Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Magic Missile", Familiar Effect: "atk, 5xVolley, 5xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2006-07"
1654	upside-down fortified experienced wad of Crovacite	0		Experience: +2, Damage Absorption: +60
1655	resourceful collar of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Maximum MP: +50
1656	White Citadel Satisfaction Satchel	0		
1657	onion shurikens	0		
1658	narrow Cherry Cloaca Cola	0		
1659	tumbling Diet Cloaca Cola	0		
1660	Regular Cloaca Cola	0		
1661	mirror blurry Usain Bolt's Radio KoL Keychain	0		Initiative: +80
1662	Radio KoL Antenna Ball of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25
1663	bouncing executive Radio KoL Flashlight	0		Meat Drop: +40
1664	chilly Radio KoL Maracas	0		Cold Damage: +5
1665	huge banded Radio KoL Bottle Opener	0		Damage Absorption: +100
1666	blue Da Vinci's Radio KoL Patch	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5
1667	dog trainer's Cat-Herding Prod	0		Experience (familiar): +1
1668	star boomerang	0		Item Drop: +5
1669	ghostly wizardly star stiletto	0		Mysticality: +25
1670	pulsating fraudwort	0		
1671	shysterweed	0		
1672	shaking swindleblossom	0		
1673	brawny boxer's grave robbing shovel	0		Muscle Percent: 30
1674	superhero mask of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1xFairy, cap 2"
1675	spinning ore	0		
1676	twirling bouncing styrofoam ore	0		
1677	blurry bubblewrap ore	0		
1678	pet rock "Groucho" disguise	0		Familiar Weight: +11, Equips On: "Pet Rock | Toothsome Rock | Bulky Buddy Box | Holiday Log", Last Available: "2011-12"
1679	narrow gravedigger's friendly sword	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Spooky Damage: +10
1680	Usain Bolt's staff of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Initiative: +80
1681	auspicious bubblewrap sword of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +10
1682	tumbling rosy-cheeked wholesome bubblewrap staff	0		Maximum HP Percent: 40
1683	lime green censurious reassuring bubblewrap crossbow	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +3
1684	pulsating sharpshooter's weightlifter's styrofoam sword	0		Muscle: +15, Critical Hit Percent: +10
1685	clever Socratic styrofoam staff	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum MP: +20
1686	styrofoam crossbow of dire peril of the bloodbag	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum HP: +100
1687	olive Platinum Yendorian Express Card	0		
1688	smelly banded crossbow	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Stench Spell Damage: +10
1689	squat shellacked ribbon	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2006-07"
1690	tumbling huge Sherlock's fireproof discarded bottlecap	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 38"
1691	Jeselnik's vibrating discarded torn-up glove	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 0.5xPotato, cap 38"
1692	aerosolized shaking salamander slurry	0		Effect: "Thought", Effect Duration: 45
1693	electrified skewed eyedrops of newt	0		Effect: "Eyes of the Dragon", Effect Duration: 57
1694	polymerized energized spinning Frogade	0		Effect: "Disco Inferno", Effect Duration: 26
1695	pickled triple-aerosolized papotion of papower	0		Effect: "Brawnee's Anthem of Absorption", Effect Duration: 43
1696	adequate royal jelly taco	3	good	
1697	stale tofu taco	3	decent	
1698	spoiled jumping bean taco	3	crappy	
1699	flavorless half-sized fuchsia catgut taco	2	decent	
1700	spoiled goat cheese taco	3	crappy	
1701	small stale pr0n taco	2	decent	
1702	electrified electrified alphabet gum	0		Effect: "Salad Days", Effect Duration: 15
1703	huge Comma Chameleon egg	0		Free Pull
1704	ghostly squat shingle	0		
1705	flaregun	0		
1706	olive Jeselnik's Samson's stylish sword	0		Moxie: +25, Experience (Muscle): +5, Sleaze Damage: +25
1707	executive Sherlock's padded flypaper staff	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Item Drop: +25, Meat Drop: +40
1708	smelly dangerous educational grease gun	0		Experience: +1, Weapon Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10
1709	narrow quilted smartaleck's sword of static of Gandalf	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Damage Absorption: +40, Spell Critical Percent: +20
1710	censurious Jack Frost's wiffle-flail of the businessman	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +50
1711	shaking brainy bubble bauble bow of the scaredy-cat of the glutton	0		Mysticality: +5, Monster Level: -15, Food Drop: +100
1712	greedy double-paned Frost™ brand sword of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Cold Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +20
1713	squeaky staff of wisdom of the blizzard	0		Mysticality: +15, Cold Spell Damage: +25
1714	huge jittery horrifying Da Vinci's can cannon of terror	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spooky Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
1715	Fonzie's starchy sword	0		Experience (Moxie): +1
1716	wholesome starchy staff	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10
1717	blue starchy crossbow of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20
1718	narrow Sinatra's pestoblade of Calamity Jane	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Critical Hit Percent: +15
1719	wool poutine pole of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +1
1720	tumbling clever curdflinger of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Maximum MP: +20
1721	studded muculent machete of the early riser	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Adventures: +7
1722	blurry frosty rosy-cheeked glistening staff	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Cold Spell Damage: +10
1723	wobbly Lo Pan's occult repeating crossbow	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Spell Critical Percent: +30
1725	bigger stick	0		
1726	sinewy crossbow string	0		
1727	sturdy sword hilt	0		
1728	mirror upside-down dense meat sword of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1729	narrow dense meat staff of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25
1730	nippy dense meat crossbow	0		Cold Damage: +10
1731	ghostly greasy electrified resourceful Spirit Precipice	0		Maximum MP: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
1732	teal ghostly wool veiny strapping smoldering staff	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum HP: +10, Cold Resistance: +1
1733	resourceful weightlifter's hot cross bow of dire peril	0		Muscle: +15, Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum MP: +50
1734	curative sword behind inappropriate prepositions of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Alters Page Text
1735	tumbling brainy meatspout staff of Calamity Jane of the blizzard	0		Mysticality: +5, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Cold Spell Damage: +25
1736	upside-down scandalous mansplainer's hale carob cannon	0		Maximum HP: +20, Monster Level: +15, Sleaze Damage: +5
1737	blurry bouncing spinning Da Vinci's experienced stylish shuddersword	0		Moxie: +25, Experience: +2, Experience (Mysticality): +5
1738	nippy deadly strapping hairy staff	0		Muscle: +5, Weapon Damage: +5, Cold Damage: +10
1739	bouncing frosty coward's steel-toed projectile icemaker	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Monster Level: -20, Cold Spell Damage: +10
1740	cyan rosewater-soaked asbestos-lined buffalo blade of the boozehound	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Stench Resistance: +3, Booze Drop: +100
1741	Oprah's cheesestick of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum MP Percent: +50
1742	toasty quilted potato pistol	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Hot Damage: +5
1743	tumbling MacGyver's savory sword	0		Maximum MP: +100
1744	squat savory staff of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50
1745	skewed nasty savory crossbow	0		Stench Damage: +5
1746	skewed auspicious thinker's Super Magic Power Sword X of the sewer	0		Mysticality: +10, Stench Damage: +25, Item Drop: +10
1747	extremely unsafe brainy soylent staff	0		Mysticality: +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +100
1748	wizardly goulauncher of dire peril	0		Mysticality: +25, Weapon Damage: +20
1749	defective skull	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1750	Gnollish pie server of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25
1751	cyan Tesla Gnollish slotted spoon	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
1752	tumbling frosty Knob Goblin spatula	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
1753	Jim Carey's jack flapper	0		Monster Level: +25
1754	gray wholesome filthy pestle	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10
1755	upside-down Knob Goblin melon baller of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20
1756	Rosewater's huge spoon	0		Mysticality Percent: +30
1757	tumbling miser's pizza cutter	0		Meat Drop: +10
1758	tumbling chaotic star spatula	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10
1759	narrow sinister boxer's foon of fulmination	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Spell Damage: +10
1760	pulsating foon of frigidity of the pedagogue of the empath	0		Experience: +3, Familiar Weight: +5
1761	sizzling foon of foulness of temperance	0		Hot Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5
1762	Usain Bolt's chaotic foon of fearfulness	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Initiative: +80
1763	shaking friendly sage foon of fleshiness	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +3
1764	blinking Spookyraven library key	0		
1765	mirror Spookyraven gallery key	0		
1766	Spookyraven ballroom key	0		
1767	pack of chewing gum	0		
1768	Gnomish toolbox	0		
1769	rotten special snack-sized wobbly fricasseed brains	2	crappy	Effect: "Sated and Furious", Effect Duration: 30
1770	yummy miniature brains casserole	2	awesome	
1771	asbestos-lined butcherknife	0		Hot Resistance: +5
1772	corn holder of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5
1773	eggbeater of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100
1774	acceptable special triple-distilled bottle of popskull	6	good	Effect: "Weird Vibrations", Effect Duration: 25
1775	bouncing blue dishrag of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25
1776	tiny flavorless twirling shaking stale baguette	1	decent	
1777	skewed fuchsia leftovers of indeterminate origin	0		
1778	enchanted gigantic rotten dinner	9	crappy	Effect: "Adrenaline Rush", Effect Duration: 20
1779	bouncing chaotic katana	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Synergetic
1780	sage ram stick	0		Mysticality Percent: +10
1781	jittery reassuring enchantlers	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xLep, cap 28"
1782	gray deadly slick ram-battering staff	0		Moxie: +10, Weapon Damage: +5
1783	normal crazy Turkish delight	3	good	
1784	blue Tesla wicked Snow Queen Crown	0		Spell Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xGhuol, cap 28"
1785	bouncing Usain Bolt's zippy ga-ga radio of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Initiative: 100
1786	six pack of Mountain Stream	0		
1787	pressed wobbly maroon squat bag of Cheat-Os	0		Effect: "Blood-Gorged", Effect Duration: 52
1788	unrefined Mountain Stream syrup	0		
1789	jittery mirror lime green Mob Penguin	0		
1790	enchanted irresponsibly strong hand-crafted Ram's Face Lager	8	EPIC	Effect: "Grumpy and Ornery", Effect Duration: 30
1791	ram horns	0		
1792	dog trainer's healthy Travoltan trousers of Calamity Jane	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Experience (familiar): +1, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xLep, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2006-09", Moxie May Control MP
1793	stanky Da Vinci's pool cue	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Stench Spell Damage: +25
1794	denatured handful of hand chalk	0		Effect: "Weepy, Creepy", Effect Duration: 19
1795	forbidden Counterclockwise Watch	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
1796	bone collar	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1797	misshapen animal skeleton	0		
1798	squat squat pile of animal bones	0		
1799	fuchsia ghostly animal skull	0		
1800	animal cranium	0		
1801	animal jawbone	0		
1802	fuchsia jittery blinking first cervical vertebra	0		
1803	second cervical vertebra	0		
1804	tumbling maroon third cervical vertebra	0		
1805	fourth cervical vertebra	0		
1806	fifth cervical vertebra	0		
1807	blinking sixth cervical vertebra	0		
1808	seventh cervical vertebra	0		
1809	squat maroon first thoracic vertebra	0		
1810	narrow second thoracic vertebra	0		
1811	gray third thoracic vertebra	0		
1812	fourth thoracic vertebra	0		
1813	yellow fifth thoracic vertebra	0		
1814	sixth thoracic vertebra	0		
1815	skewed seventh thoracic vertebra	0		
1816	eighth thoracic vertebra	0		
1817	ninth thoracic vertebra	0		
1818	wobbly tenth thoracic vertebra	0		
1819	squat eleventh thoracic vertebra	0		
1820	yellow pulsating twelfth thoracic vertebra	0		
1821	first lumbar vertebra	0		
1822	blinking second lumbar vertebra	0		
1823	third lumbar vertebra	0		
1824	fourth lumbar vertebra	0		
1825	fifth lumbar vertebra	0		
1826	blinking sixth lumbar vertebra	0		
1827	seventh lumbar vertebra	0		
1828	sacral vertebrae	0		
1829	cyan first caudal vertebra	0		
1830	shaking second caudal vertebra	0		
1831	huge third caudal vertebra	0		
1832	narrow fourth caudal vertebra	0		
1833	fifth caudal vertebra	0		
1834	sixth caudal vertebra	0		
1835	seventh caudal vertebra	0		
1836	eighth caudal vertebra	0		
1837	red ninth caudal vertebra	0		
1838	tenth caudal vertebra	0		
1839	left first rib	0		
1840	bouncing left second rib	0		
1841	fuchsia left third rib	0		
1842	bouncing left fourth rib	0		
1843	blue left fifth rib	0		
1844	skewed left sixth rib	0		
1845	left seventh rib	0		
1846	ghostly left eighth rib	0		
1847	left ninth rib	0		
1848	jittery left tenth rib	0		
1849	left eleventh rib	0		
1850	left twelfth rib	0		
1851	right first rib	0		
1852	right second rib	0		
1853	blurry right third rib	0		
1854	upside-down right fourth rib	0		
1855	right fifth rib	0		
1856	right sixth rib	0		
1857	right seventh rib	0		
1858	right eighth rib	0		
1859	right ninth rib	0		
1860	blue right tenth rib	0		
1861	right eleventh rib	0		
1862	spinning right twelfth rib	0		
1863	spinning green animal pelvis	0		
1864	squat left scapula	0		
1865	right scapula	0		
1866	left clavicle	0		
1867	maroon right clavicle	0		
1868	left humerus	0		
1869	right humerus	0		
1870	left radius	0		
1871	right radius	0		
1872	left ulna	0		
1873	right ulna	0		
1874	left femur	0		
1875	skewed right femur	0		
1876	left tibia	0		
1877	upside-down right tibia	0		
1878	purple left fibula	0		
1879	right fibula	0		
1880	left kneecap	0		
1881	mirror right kneecap	0		
1882	left first front claw	0		
1883	left second front claw	0		
1884	jittery left third front claw	0		
1885	left fourth front claw	0		
1886	right first front claw	0		
1887	right second front claw	0		
1888	right third front claw	0		
1889	right fourth front claw	0		
1890	left thumb	0		
1891	blinking huge right thumb	0		
1892	left first rear claw	0		
1893	left second rear claw	0		
1894	huge left third rear claw	0		
1895	left fourth rear claw	0		
1896	mirror right first rear claw	0		
1897	right second rear claw	0		
1898	upside-down right third rear claw	0		
1899	right fourth rear claw	0		
1900	savvy 1-ball	0		Mysticality Percent: +20
1901	narrow toasty chilly 2-ball	0		Cold Damage: +5, Hot Damage: +5
1902	Da Vinci's wizardly 3-ball	0		Mysticality: +25, Experience (Mysticality): +5
1903	upside-down Usain Bolt's weightlifter's 4-ball	0		Muscle: +15, Initiative: +80
1904	lightning-fast steel-toed 5-ball	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Initiative: +40
1905	pulsating curative healthy 6-ball	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
1906	Samson's 7-ball	0		Experience (Muscle): +5
1907	8-ball	0		
1910	mirror mansplainer's curative clockwork sword of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Monster Level: +15, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
1911	skewed Annie Oakley's strapping clockwork staff of the early riser	0		Muscle: +5, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Adventures: +7
1912	curative Rosewater's clockwork crossbow of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Mysticality Percent: +30, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
1913	clockwork handle	0		
1914	clockwork rod	0		
1915	green clockwork shank	0		
1916	jittery Lord Spookyraven's spectacles	0		
1917	tumbling wallet	0		
1918	coin purse	0		
1919	English to A. F. U. E. Dictionary	0		
1920	bizarre illegible sheet music	0		
1921	pulsating jittery sizzling wakizashi	0		Hot Damage: +10, Synergetic
1922	gob of wet hair	0		
1923	mirror gray roll of toilet paper	0		Free Pull
1924	tattered wolf standard	0		
1925	upside-down tattered snake standard	0		
1926	olive KoL Con 3-D Glasses	0		Familiar Effect: "8xLep, 1xFairy, cap 2"
1927	yellow scary death orb	0		
1928	skewed tuning fork	0		
1929	frosty greaves	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr"
1930	perfumed helmet of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +5, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 0.5xFairy"
1931	curative sinister spear	0		Spell Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Breakable
1932	olive asbestos-lined shield	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Breakable
1933	pitchfork	0		Item Drop: +5
1934	cyan wicked broken sword	0		Spell Damage: +5
1935	banded snarling wolf shield	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Synergetic
1936	MacGyver's lupine sword	0		Maximum MP: +100, Synergetic
1937	snake shield of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Synergetic
1938	sizzling serpentine sword	0		Hot Damage: +10, Synergetic
1939	grouchy restless spirit	0		
1940	electrified 9-ball of Leguizamo of doom	0		Monster Level: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
1941	Lo Pan's quilted seal pendant	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip
1942	flame-wreathed beefy turtle brooch	0		Muscle: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Single Equip
1943	fortified dance instructor's noodle ring	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Damage Absorption: +60, Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip
1944	flame-wreathed careful saucepan earring	0		Monster Level: -10, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Sauceror", Single Equip
1945	disco ball pendant of Tarzan of incineration	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip
1946	Socratic cool accordion pin	0		Moxie: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Class: "Accordion Thief", Single Equip
1947	occult baleful worn tophat	0		Spell Damage: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 31"
1948	lime green mansplainer's strapping tap shoes	0		Muscle: +5, Monster Level: +15, Single Equip
1949	adequate Manetwich	3	good	
1950	gray bottle of Vangoghbitussin	0		
1951	practically non-alcoholic acceptable mirror skewed bottle of Pinot Renoir	1	good	
1952	moldy desiccated apricot	4	crappy	
1953	special hand-crafted flute of flat champagne	3	EPIC	Effect: "Some Cheese with Your Wine", Effect Duration: 20
1954	enchanted moldy dehydrated caviar	3	crappy	Effect: "Feet of Watermelon", Effect Duration: 50
1955	styrofoam peanuts	0		
1956	hand-crafted bouncing snifter of thoroughly aged brandy	4	EPIC	
1957	quill pen	0		
1958	inkwell	0		
1959	tattered scrap of paper	0		
1960	spinning scroll of forbidden unspeakable evil	0		
1961	teal can of Binarrrca	0		Free Pull, Effect: "Talking Like a Pirate", Effect Duration: 50
1962	polymerized wobbly Bit O' Ectoplasm	0		Effect: "You're Not Cooking", Effect Duration: 23
1963	tumbling spinning dance card	0		
1964	aromatic opera mask	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr, cap 2"
1965	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	0		
1966	frosty Amulet of Yendor of incineration	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
1967	spinning narrow jitterbug larva	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2007-10"
1968	maroon bottle of perfume	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1969	maroon pulsating spoon!	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1970	nervous tick egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2007-10"
1971	plastic pumpkin bucket	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +13, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-10", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.35
1972	inspector's personal trainer's shrimp fork	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Item Drop: +15
1973	blurry wobbly half of a memo	0		
1974	cocoabo	0		
1975	baby gravy fairy	0		
1976	gravy fairy	0		
1977	mirror gravy fairy	0		
1978	gravy fairy	0		
1979	gravy fairy	0		
1980	sleazy gravy fairy	0		
1981	astral badger	0		
1982	MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	0		
1983	hand turkey	0		
1984	spinning snowy owl	0		
1985	scary death orb	0		
1986	mind flayer	0		
1987	skewed undead elbow macaroni	0		
1988	angry cow	0		
1989	narrow Cheshire bitten	0		
1990	yo-yo	0		
1991	rubber WWJD? bracelet	0		
1992	red rubber WWBD? bracelet	0		
1993	rubber WWSPD? bracelet	0		
1994	shaking rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	0		
1995	heart necklace	0		Free Pull
1996	yellow right half of a heart necklace	0		
1997	left half of a heart necklace	0		
1998	shaking pack of KWE trading card	0		
1999	stick of "gum"	0		
2000	Das Überkühlraum trading card	0		
2001	Vaso De Agua trading card	0		
2002	The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	0		
2003	Thorny Toad trading card	0		
2004	Chori Zo trading card	0		
2005	upside-down Morbidda trading card	0		
2006	Poison Oak trading card	0		
2007	maroon Princess Rutabaga trading card	0		
2008	Roo trading card	0		
2009	Woldo trading card	0		
2010	jittery bouncing The Snake trading card	0		
2011	Nayztameetjoo trading card	0		
2012	Arrrmetia trading card	0		
2013	Serenity trading card	0		
2014	red Inndya trading card	0		
2015	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	0		
2016	twirling diamond necklace	0		
2017	lime green spade necklace	0		
2018	upside-down club necklace	0		
2019	tumbling cream pie	0		Free Pull
2020	tiny adequate cherry pie	1	good	
2021	yummy yellow strawberry pie	3	awesome	
2022	stale huge lemon meringue pie	7	decent	
2023	Genalen™ Bottle	1	decent	
2024	bland huge mixed wildflower greens	3	decent	
2025	flavorless handful of walnuts	3	decent	
2026	moldy nutty organic salad	3	crappy	
2027	flavorless super salad	3	decent	
2028	flavorless blurry tofu wonton	3	decent	
2029	hippy protest button	0		Single Equip, Thorns: 1
2030	Herculean thinker's Lockenstock™ sandals	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience (Muscle): +1, Single Equip
2031	dog trainer's didgeridooka	0		Experience (familiar): +1
2032	twirling flame-retardant nasty bullet-proof corduroys	0		Stench Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xBarrr, cap 42"
2033	round sunglasses of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip
2034	Sherlock's wicker shield	0		Item Drop: +25
2035	spinning jittery Marquis de Poivre soda	0		
2036	modified red radium-flavored potato chips	0		Effect: "Ooh, Sweet!", Effect Duration: 27
2037	irradiated modified wintergreen-flavored potato chips	0		Effect: "Burning Ears", Effect Duration: 68
2038	super-activated polymerized green ennui-flavored potato chips	0		Effect: "Elbow Sauce", Effect Duration: 11
2039	huge x-ray specs	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2040	patchouli oil bomb	0		
2041	ferret bait	0		
2042	exploding hacky-sack	0		
2043	hemp net	0		
2044	spinning your father's MacGuffin diary	0		
2045	decent twirling brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	3	good	
2046	fancy low-calorie bland tumbling frat brats	1	decent	Effect: "Healthy Bronze Glow", Effect Duration: 20
2047	big rotten knob ka-bobs	5	crappy	
2049	drinkable can of Swiller	4	good	
2050	broken wings	0		
2051	sunken eyes	0		
2052	reassembled blackbird	0		
2053	squat bust of Pallas	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2054	squat market map	0		
2055	squat ghostly snake skin	0		
2056	triple-dry huge adder bladder	0		Effect: "Full of Wist", Effect Duration: 40
2057	pension check	0		
2058	wobbly picnic basket	0		
2059	activated chilled skewed Black No. 2	0		Effect: "Larger", Effect Duration: 34
2060	careful sword of incineration	0		Monster Level: -10, Hot Spell Damage: +50
2061	censurious helmet	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 40"
2062	double-paned shield of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Cold Resistance: +5
2063	decent blackberry	3	good	
2064	forged identification documents	0		
2065	PADL Phone	0		
2066	friendly dance instructor's kick-ass kicks	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Single Equip
2067	sake bomb	0		
2068	upside-down tequila grenade	0		
2069	squat flame-retardant beer helmet	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "0.5xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 42"
2070	Jeselnik's distressed denim pants of bravery	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato, cap 42"
2071	censurious perforated battle paddle	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3
2072	medical-grade savvy flashing novelty button	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
2073	Annie Oakley's weightlifter's glowstick	0		Muscle: +15, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2006-10", Raveosity: +1
2074	huge fuchsia cool anniversary chutney sculpture	0		Moxie: +5
2075	sinister spandex anniversary shorts	0		Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "5xVolley, 10xLep, cap 2"
2076	scorching jar of anniversary jam	0		Hot Damage: +25
2077	jittery bouncing sage bucket of anniversary lard	0		Mysticality Percent: +10
2078	scorching anniversary concrete fedora	0		Hot Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "5xVolley, 5xLep, cap 2"
2079	bouncing wicked smartaleck's makeshift turban	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Spell Damage: +5, Blind, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 25"
2080	skewed resourceful makeshift cape	0		Maximum MP: +50
2081	greasy makeshift skirt	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 25"
2082	toothbrush	0		
2083	makeshift crane	0		
2084	can of starch	0		
2085	pickled skewed ghostly bouncing bottle of ultravitamins	1		
2086	modified blurry fuchsia bouncing bottle of cough syrup	1		Effect: "Turn On, Tune In, Play Ball!", Effect Duration: 45
2087	denatured tube of hair oil	1		Effect: "Sugar High", Effect Duration: 30
2088	diffused denatured Daffy Taffy	0		Effect: "Sweetened and Fattened", Effect Duration: 59
2089	Crimboween memo	0		Last Available: "2006-10"
2090	censurious careful energetic arcane researcher's pilgrim shield of bravery	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Monster Level: -10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-11"
2091	pulsating bath salts	0		
2092	hand mirror	0		
2093	skewed extremely unsafe hors d'oeuvre tray	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100
2094	stale snack-sized twirling ballroom blintz	2	decent	
2095	fuchsia towel	0		
2096	distilled guy made of bee pollen	1		Effect: "Slimily Strong", Effect Duration: 50
2097	blinking Rosewater's 17-ball	0		Mysticality Percent: +30
2098	jittery filthy lucre	0		
2099	hobo gristle	0		
2100	shredded can label	0		
2101	tumbling bloodstained briquette	0		
2102	spinning greasy dreadlock	0		
2103	yellow vial of pirate sweat	0		
2104	fuchsia empty aftershave bottle	0		
2105	coal button	0		
2106	green burned-out arcanodiode	0		
2107	non-Euclidean hoof	0		
2108	bouncing rock	0		
2109	stringy sinew	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2110	stick	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2111	tooth	0		
2112	leaf	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2113	narrow experienced wheel	0		Experience: +2, Last Available: "2006-12"
2114	pulsating yo	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2115	fuchsia electrified prehistoric spear	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2006-12"
2116	yellow narrow stick-on-a-string	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2117	tumbling veiny fire of incineration	0		Maximum HP: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 2", Last Available: "2023-09"
2118	leaf tube	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2119	huge lit cigar	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2120	ghostly lard-coated Grateful Undead T-shirt	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
2121	Newton's ASCII shirt	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3
2122	flame-retardant safety vest of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +1
2123	dangerous eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	0		Weapon Damage: +10
2125	Ye Olde Navy Fleece of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50
2126	gravedigger's Jim Carey's bronze breastplate	0		Monster Level: +25, Spooky Damage: +10
2127	frosty coward's hat hacker T-shirt	0		Monster Level: -20, Cold Spell Damage: +10
2128	vampire collar	0		Single Equip
2129	possessed top	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
2130	vibrating killer rag doll	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2006-12"
2131	tumbling tree-eating kite	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2132	upside-down Fonzie's incredibly marionette	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Last Available: "2006-12"
2133	dress ball	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
2134	pulsating Rosewater's mad scientist's sock monkey	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Last Available: "2006-12"
2135	maroon spinning alien blob	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2136	Sherlock's vampire duck-on-a-string of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2006-12"
2137	hale toy crazy train	0		Maximum HP: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12"
2138	razor-tipped yo-yo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
2139	blurry pulsating toy mercenary	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2140	squat length of string	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2141	squat toy wheel	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2142	block	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2143	felt	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2144	evil googly eye	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2145	maroon stuffing	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2146	evil teddy bear	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2147	evil teddy bear sewing kit	0		
2148	spinning jittery toothsome rock	0		
2149	stale huge frank	6	decent	Last Available: "2011-12"
2150	normal plate of franks and beans	4	good	Last Available: "2011-12"
2151	mediocre practically non-alcoholic huge shot of blackberry schnapps	1	decent	
2152	capacitor relay	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2153	mirror carbon nanotube frame	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2154	ion grid	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2155	twirling Feynman gate	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2156	upside-down logic synthesizer	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2157	high-resistance ultrapolymer plating	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2158	servomechanical torsion facilitator	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2159	quantum polarity inducer	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2160	bi-lateral logic compressor	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2161	spinning computronic processing unit	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2162	reverse-oscillating klystron	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2163	sub-molecular interocitor	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2164	bouncing recursive spline reticulator	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2165	atomic vector plotter	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2166	jittery ion-pulse modulation stabilizer	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2167	hyperbolic plasma focuser	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2168	medical-grade stylish toy ray gun	0		Moxie: +25, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2006-12"
2169	hardened toy space helmet of the empath	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Familiar Weight: +5, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 43", Last Available: "2006-12"
2170	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.3
2171	bouncing flame-wreathed crafty astronaut pants	0		Maximum MP: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1.5xPotato, cap 43", Last Available: "2006-12"
2172	ghostly toy jet pack of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2006-12"
2173	triangular stone	0		
2174	upside-down spinning mossy stone sphere	0		
2175	jittery cyan smooth stone sphere	0		
2176	cracked stone sphere	0		
2177	mirror rough stone sphere	0		
2178	twirling Herculean obsidian dagger	0		Experience (Muscle): +1
2179	archaeologist's notebook	0		
2180	tumbling amulet	0		
2181	chocolate lump	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2182	Harold's hammer head	0		
2183	maroon bouncing Harold's hammer handle	0		
2184	Harold's hammer	0		
2185	wobbly squat electrified Kiss the Knob apron	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
2186	unlit birthday cake	0		
2187	lit birthday cake	0		
2188	flask of peppermint oil	1	decent	Last Available: "2006-12"
2189	aged flask of peppermint schnapps	4	awesome	Last Available: "2006-12"
2190	yuletide troll chrysalis	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-12"
2191	book of carols	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2192	narrow sheet music	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2193	moldy olive squat candy stake	3	crappy	Last Available: "2006-12"
2194	enchanted perfectly mixed spirit-forward olive eggnog	5	EPIC	Effect: "White-boy Angst", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2006-12"
2195	stale unspeakable fruitcake	3	decent	Last Available: "2006-12"
2196	stale diet green gingerbread horror	1	decent	Last Available: "2006-12"
2197	double-alkaline but probably evil chocolate	0		Effect: "Egg Burps", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2006-12"
2198	stale snack-sized spinning jittery bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	2	decent	Effect: "Bells in the Batfry", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2023-06"
2199	rotten skull-shaped Crimboween cookie	3	crappy	Effect: "Carol of the Bones", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
2200	half-sized normal tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	2	good	Effect: "Crimbo Epiphany", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
2201	scorching plastic gift-wrapping vampire	0		Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2006-12"
2202	plastic yuletide troll of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Last Available: "2006-12"
2203	twirling plastic skeletal reindeer of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12"
2204	Usain Bolt's plastic Crimboween pentagram	0		Initiative: +80, Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12"
2205	occult plastic Scream Queen	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2006-12"
2206	time sleigh	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-12"
2207	narrow ghostly horrifying Crimbo tiki necklace	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2006-12"
2208	prompt MacGyver's bobble-hip hula elf doll	0		Maximum MP: +100, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2006-12"
2209	hardened Crimbo ukulele	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2006-12"
2210	huge shaking reassuring greasy Tiki lighter	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2006-12", Stat Tuning: "Moxie"
2211	bouncing blurry careful supercool deck of tropical cards	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2006-12", Stat Tuning: "Mysticality"
2212	upside-down coward's MacGyver's tropical paperweight	0		Maximum MP: +100, Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2006-12", Stat Tuning: "Muscle"
2213	skewed tropical Crimbo pressie	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2214	tropical wrapping paper	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2215	cool Tropical Crimbo Hat	0		Moxie: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2006-12"
2216	Da Vinci's Tropical Crimbo Shorts	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul", Last Available: "2006-12"
2217	bland super ka-bob	4	decent	
2218	moldy jumbo beer basted brat	5	crappy	
2219	pulsating reassuring Tropical Crimbo Sword	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2006-12"
2220	moist tarnished and Crimboween candy	0		Effect: "Adventurer's Best Friendship", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2020-09"
2221	tumbling Great Ball of Frozen Fire	0		Last Available: "2007-01"
2222	Newton's liar's pants of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cold atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2007-01"
2223	juggler's balls of James Dean of the sewer	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Stench Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2224	wicked pink shirt	0		Spell Damage: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2225	familiar doppelgänger	0		Monster Level: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2226	frosty evil eyeball pendant of the businessman	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2227	nitrogenated super-frozen arse-a'fire elixir	0		Effect: "Nightstalkin'", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2007-01"
2228	dry galvanized mirror cosmic lemonade	0		Effect: "Gutterminded", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2007-01"
2229	non-moist non-pickled toad horn	0		Effect: "Guts Feeling", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2007-01"
2230	icicle katana	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2231	mote	0		
2232	ghostly smudged alchemical recipe	0		
2233	educational bow tie	0		Experience: +1, Clowniness: 75
2234	olive arcane researcher's calavera concertina	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Song Duration: 7
2235	rock-hard studded ratarang	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Damage Reduction: 5
2236	pressed wet jittery turtle pheromones	0		Effect: "Sausage Festive", Effect Duration: 31
2237	pygmy blowgun	0		
2238	huge pygmy nose-bone of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Single Equip
2239	Jim Carey's Herculean bad voodoo mask	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Monster Level: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 40"
2240	skewed jittery bottle of alcohol	0		
2241	pygmy spear of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25
2242	moist polymerized pygmy pygment	0		Effect: "Aquarius Rising", Effect Duration: 47
2243	blinking fortified headhunter necktie of the scaredy-cat	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Monster Level: -15, Single Equip
2244	bouncing shaking careful pointed stick of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Monster Level: -10
2245	Rosewater's knobby helmet turtle	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xFairy, cap 5"
2246	huge flame-wreathed knobby kneepads	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10
2247	blinking toasty sewer turtle	0		Hot Damage: +5
2248	cool sebaceous shield of the sewer	0		Moxie: +5, Stench Damage: +25
2249	sizzling skeletortoise	0		Hot Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 2xFairy, cap 7"
2251	prompt box turtle	0		Adventures: +3
2252	medical-grade box turtle	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
2253	lard-coated manspreader's bottlecap turtle	0		Monster Level: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
2254	tumbling skewed wool deadly bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban of Calamity Jane	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Cold Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xLep, cap 17"
2255	Van der Graaf furry turtle	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 2xFairy, cap 11"
2256	smartaleck's furry earmuffs	0		Moxie Percent: +30
2257	smelly Lo Pan's reinforced furry underpants	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Stench Spell Damage: +10
2258	"I Love Me, Vol. I"	0		
2259	skewed photograph of God	0		
2260	hard rock candy	0		
2261	hard-boiled ostrich egg	0		
2262	bird rib	0		
2263	lion oil	0		
2264	adequate huge stunt nuts	6	good	
2265	yummy wet stew	4	awesome	
2266	wet stunt nut stew	0		
2267	Mega Gem	0		
2268	family-friendly Staff of Fats	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1
2269	adequate blinking yellow sausage wonton	4	good	
2270	Sinatra's belt of Leguizamo	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Monster Level: +20, Single Equip
2271	mediocre bottle of Merlot	3	decent	
2272	weak smooth bottle of Port	2	awesome	
2273	weak perfectly mixed bottle of Pinot Noir	2	EPIC	
2274	practically non-alcoholic drinkable bottle of Zinfandel	1	good	
2275	triple-distilled aged bottle of Marsala	10	awesome	
2276	artisanal bottle of Muscat	3	EPIC	
2277	squat Fernswarthy's key	0		
2278	Fernswarthy's letter	0		
2279	book	0		
2280	Manual of Labor	0		
2281	Manual of Transmission	0		
2282	Manual of Dexterity	0		
2283	veiny seal-skull helmet	0		Maximum HP: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
2284	petrified noodles	0		
2285	squat chisel	0		
2286	purple Eye of Ed	0		
2287	zippy lard-coated glowstick	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2007-01", Raveosity: +1
2288	encoder ring	0		Single Equip
2289	paperclip	0		
2290	really house	0		
2291	Non-Essential Amulet	0		
2292	wine vinaigrette	0		
2293	shaking cup of strong herbal tea	0		
2294	huge Curiously Shiny Ancient Evil-Bashing Axe	0		
2295	marinated stakes	0		
2296	huge knob butter	0		
2297	vial of ectoplasm	0		
2298	boock of darck magicks	0		
2299	EZ-Play Harmonica Book	0		
2300	mirror pulsating fingerless hobo gloves	0		
2301	Chomsky's comic books	0		
2302	spinning worm-riding hooks	0		
2303	Libram of Candy Heart Summoning	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12", Skill: "Summon Candy Heart"
2304	liquefied candy heart	0		Effect: "Goldentongue", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2007-02"
2305	magnetized tarnished altered bouncing pink candy heart	0		Effect: "Norwhalloped", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2007-02"
2306	altered modified blue candy heart	0		Effect: "Cringle's Curative Carol", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2007-02"
2307	irradiated candy heart	0		Effect: "Greased-Up Familiar", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2007-02"
2308	improved candy heart	0		Effect: "So Fresh and So Clean", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2007-02"
2309	quantum double-colloidal shaking purple candy heart	0		Effect: "Human-Orc Hybrid", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2007-02"
2310	candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2311	twirling pink candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2312	upside-down candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2313	candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2314	upside-down candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2315	candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2316	broken carburetor	0		
2317	bronze token	0		
2318	bomb	0		
2319	carved wheel	0		
2320	skewed worm-riding manual page	0		
2321	wobbly worm-riding manual page 2	0		
2322	worm-riding manual pages 3-15	0		
2323	headpiece of the Staff of Ed	0		
2324	upside-down maroon Staff of Ed, almost	0		
2325	mirror Staff of Ed	0		
2326	stone rose	0		
2327	tarnished shaking can of paint	0		Effect: "Full of Wist", Effect Duration: 60
2328	drum machine	0		
2329	handful of confetti	0		
2330	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	0		
2331	green bouquet of circular saw blades	0		
2332	massive moldy shaking Better Than Cuddling Cake	10	crappy	
2333	maroon ninja snowman	0		
2334	jittery Holy MacGuffin	0		
2335	rubber WWBBDD? bracelet	0		
2336	green veiny pipe of the storm	0		Maximum HP: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +40
2337	Oprah's reinforced beaded headband	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "0.5xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 42"
2338	decent snack-sized pudding	2	good	Wiki Name: "black pudding (food)"
2339	smooth Blackfly Chardonnay	3	awesome	
2340	bad & tan	4	decent	
2341	pepper	0		
2342	flavorless ghostly forest cake	3	decent	
2343	stale tiny forest ham	1	decent	
2344	diffused filthworm hatchling scent gland	0		Effect: "Cruisin' for a Bruisin'", Effect Duration: 69
2345	adjusted super-flattened gray blurry bouncing filthworm drone scent gland	0		Effect: "Gunky Dory", Effect Duration: 53
2346	polymerized upside-down filthworm royal guard scent gland	0		Effect: "Stinky Hands", Effect Duration: 32
2347	blinking heart of the filthworm queen	0		
2348	water pipe bomb	0		
2349	blue gas balloon	0		
2350	blurry beer bomb	0		
2351	cyan wobbly superamplified boom box	0		
2352	fire poi of vim and vigor of the empath	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Familiar Weight: +5
2353	coward's bejeweled pledge pin	0		Monster Level: -20, Single Equip
2354	communications windchimes	0		
2355	warmed cold-filtered huge henna face paint	0		Effect: "Bat Attitude", Effect Duration: 47
2356	liquefied diffused squat olive tube of dread wax	0		Effect: "Ogred and Oublietted", Effect Duration: 14
2357	Gaia beads of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +5
2358	pink clay bead	0		
2359	clay bead	0		
2360	narrow clay bead	0		
2361	ghostly blinking steel-toed cool hippy medical kit	0		Moxie: +5, Damage Reduction: 9, Single Equip
2362	Lo Pan's stiffened Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Spell Critical Percent: +30
2363	sinister longhaired hippy wig of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol"
2364	Jeselnik's Zim Merman's guitar	0		Sleaze Damage: +25
2365	wholesome C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10
2366	razor-sharp peel hat	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley"
2367	huge carbonated soy milk	0		
2368	auspicious flowing hippy skirt of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Item Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xFairy, cap 45"
2369	filthy poultice	0		
2370	natural fennel soda	0		
2371	smoke bomb	0		
2372	upside-down twirling bunch of bananas	0		
2373	rotten banana	4	crappy	
2374	teal banana peel	0		
2375	enchanted adequate ghostly banana cream pie	4	good	Effect: "Sappy Blood", Effect Duration: 20
2376	high-proof lousy banana daiquiri	9	decent	
2377	hand-crafted practically non-alcoholic bungle in the jungle	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
2378	banana spritzer	0		
2379	pressed banana smoothie	0		Effect: "Aquarius Rising", Effect Duration: 14
2380	dandy lion cub	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2007-03"
2381	twirling spinning woolen cravat	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-03"
2382	class ring	0		
2383	cyan class ring	0		
2384	class ring	0		
2385	bottle opener belt buckle	0		Single Equip, Damage Aura: 1
2386	rosy-cheeked keg shield of Leguizamo	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Monster Level: +20
2387	avaricious finger	0		Meat Drop: +30
2388	pulsating supercharged war tongs of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +30
2389	Monstar energy beverage	0		
2390	maroon huge quilted asbestos apron	0		Damage Absorption: +40
2391	miser's beaten-up Chucks	0		Meat Drop: +10
2392	twirling jittery extremely unsafe natty ascot	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100
2393	greedy foul-smelling wreath of laurels	0		Stench Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "0.5xLep, 0.5xFairy"
2394	chaotic deadly Danglin' Chad's loincloth	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 0.5xVolley"
2395	purple sharpshooter's tube sock	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Single Equip
2396	chloroform rag	0		
2397	depantsing bomb	0		
2398	energy drink IV of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Single Equip
2399	hale dangerous Elmley shades	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum HP: +20, Single Equip
2400	spinning molotov cocktail cocktail	0		
2401	squat beer bong of the dark arts of extreme caution	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Monster Level: -25
2402	gauze garter	0		
2403	barrel of gunpowder	0		
2404	jam band flyers	0		
2405	rock band flyers	0		
2406	Panda outfit	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +5
2407	tumbling ghostly pink bat eye	0		
2408	worthless piece of glass	0		
2409	billy idol	0		
2410	rag	0		
2411	broken petri dish	0		
2412	skewed sammich crust	0		
2413	twirling triffid bark	0		
2414	lint	0		
2415	discarded pacifier	0		
2416	Temple Grandin's bounty-hunting helmet	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Familiar Effect: "1.5xFairy, cap 25"
2417	careful bounty-hunting rifle	0		Monster Level: -10
2418	pulsating executive bounty-hunting pants	0		Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xFairy, cap 25"
2419	quadruple-galvanized adjusted ghostly huge bottle of rhinoceros hormones	0		Effect: "Thunderheart", Effect Duration: 54
2420	corrupted jittery teeny-tiny magic scroll	0		Effect: "Serendipi Tea", Effect Duration: 57
2421	double-ionized modified bottle of pirate juice	0		Effect: "Bootyliciousness", Effect Duration: 55
2422	electrified altered irradiated pet snacks	0		Effect: "New Zeal", Effect Duration: 46
2423	quadruple-flattened activated tumbling squat Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	0		Effect: "Mint-Condition Breath", Effect Duration: 28
2424	irradiated modified cyclops eyedrops	0		Effect: "Super-Mega-Charged", Effect Duration: 31
2425	triple-pickled wobbly can of spinach	0		Effect: "Insatiable Hunger", Effect Duration: 22
2426	quantum electrified non-irradiated fire flower	0		Effect: "Phorcefullness", Effect Duration: 18
2427	quantum diffused freezerburned ice cube	0		Effect: "Super-Electrified", Effect Duration: 19
2428	adjusted irradiated adjusted fake blood	0		Effect: "Favored by Lyle", Effect Duration: 49
2429	vacuum-sealed denatured tumbling Eau de Guaneau	0		Effect: "Highland Sheen", Effect Duration: 36
2430	frozen bag of lard	0		Effect: "One Foot Heavier", Effect Duration: 52
2431	adjusted improved upside-down bottle of Mystic Shell	0		Effect: "Muscle Unbound", Effect Duration: 45
2432	pickled dry SPF 451 lip balm	0		Effect: "Expert Vacationer", Effect Duration: 68
2433	quadruple-denatured modified bottle of antifreeze	0		Effect: "Liquidy Smoky", Effect Duration: 57
2434	cold-filtered pickled squat eyedrops	0		Effect: "Banono", Effect Duration: 27
2435	pressed galvanized frozen Dogsgotnonoz pills	0		Effect: "Stevedave's Shanty of Superiority", Effect Duration: 33
2436	triple-quantum energized oxidized tumbling donkey flipbook	0		Effect: "Resilient Spirit", Effect Duration: 68
2437	New Cloaca-Cola	0		
2438	tumbling scented massage oil	0		
2439	mirror poltergeist-in-the-jar-o	0		
2440	unnatural gas	0		
2441	Knob Goblin Encryption Key	0		
2442	wobbly Cobb's Knob map	0		
2443	knitted pink glowstick of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2007-03", Raveosity: +1
2444	artisanal red Supernova Champagne	3	EPIC	
2445	narrow cyan Deactivated O. A. F.	0		Last Available: "2007-04"
2446	hardware upgrade	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-04"
2447	bad penguin egg	0		Free Pull
2448	mirror tasteful bow tie	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2449	six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola	0		
2450	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	0		
2451	jittery teal manspreader's goatskin umbrella	0		Monster Level: +10
2452	pulsating energetic wool hat of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 43"
2453	Goodfella contract	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2454	rosewater-soaked belt of the cheetah	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Initiative: +60, Single Equip
2455	Sherlock's bar whip	0		Item Drop: +25
2456	skewed barskin buckler of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100
2457	whip of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100
2458	upside-down wobbly sage barskin loincloth	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 4xVolley, cap 6"
2459	dance instructor's tighty whiteys	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 3xVolley, cap 10"
2460	up-at-dawn yak toupee	0		Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 25"
2462	lime green odor extractor	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
2463	Manual of Transcendent Olfaction	0		Skill: "Transcendent Olfaction"
2464	moldy super-sized bowl of Bounty-Os	5	crappy	
2465	triple-distilled bad green Oreille Divisée brandy	10	decent	
2466	bouncing pompadour'd puppy	0		
2467	blurry suede shoes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2468	bouncing callused fingerbone	0		
2469	bundle of receipts	0		
2470	squat cork	0		
2471	stardust	0		
2472	wilted lettuce	0		
2473	narrow empty greasepaint tube	0		
2474	blinking clown skin	0		
2475	wobbly clown wig of the businessman of the sweet-tooth	0		Meat Drop: +50, Candy Drop: +100, Clowniness: 50, Familiar Effect: "chromatic atk, 1xPotato, cap 12"
2476	Oprah's clownskin belt	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Clowniness: 50
2477	clownskin buckler of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Clowniness: 50
2478	chaotic clown whip	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Clowniness: 50
2479	demon skin	0		
2480	beefcake's demon-horned hat	0		Muscle: +25, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xLep, cap 17"
2481	wobbly energetic demon buckler	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20
2482	jittery Fonzie's Samson's demon whip of terror	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Experience (Moxie): +1, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
2483	barskin cloak of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50
2484	MacGyver's hardy snakeskin duster	0		Maximum HP: +50, Maximum MP: +100
2485	stiffened strapping clownskin harness	0		Muscle: +5, Damage Reduction: 1, Clowniness: 50
2486	vibrating demonskin jacket of the detective	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Item Drop: +20
2487	pulsating foul-smelling hipposkin poncho	0		Stench Damage: +10
2488	steel-toed yak anorak	0		Damage Reduction: 9
2489	tuxedo shirt of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60
2490	maroon brawny gnauga hide vest of temperance	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +5
2491	pulsating shirt kit	0		
2492	tropical orchid	0		
2493	yellow ghostly stick of dynamite	0		
2494	tumbling skewed lion tamer's Van der Graaf Necrotelicomnicon	0		Experience (familiar): +2, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
2495	Samson's smooth Cookbook of the Damned	0		Moxie: +15, Experience (Muscle): +5
2496	curative brawny Sinful Desires	0		Muscle Percent: +20, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
2497	molybdenum magnet	0		
2498	skewed molybdenum hammer	0		
2499	ghostly molybdenum screwdriver	0		
2500	bouncing molybdenum pliers	0		
2501	molybdenum crescent wrench	0		
2502	shaking Really Expensive Jewelry and You	0		Skill: "Really Expensive Jewelrycrafting"
2503	upside-down extra-fancy ring setting	0		
2504	purple precious piercing post	0		
2505	blurry necklace chain	0		
2506	cyan beach glass bead	0		
2507	clay peace-sign bead	0		
2508	beach glass necklace of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
2509	cyan Fonzie's peace-sign necklace	0		Experience (Moxie): +1
2510	educational round sunglasses of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Experience: +1, Single Equip
2511	twirling Frat Army FGF	0		
2512	Hippy Army MPE	0		
2513	twirling frightening extremely unsafe spark plug earring	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spooky Damage: +5
2514	skewed stanky veiny woven baling wire bracelets	0		Maximum HP: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25
2515	squat bouncing gravedigger's razor-sharp gearbox necklace	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spooky Damage: +10
2516	blinking wrench bracelet of the wise owl of the glutton	0		Mysticality: +20, Food Drop: +100
2517	shaking ribald padded chain necklace	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Sleaze Damage: +10
2518	pulsating asbestos-lined sawblade shield	0		Hot Resistance: +5
2519	delicious McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	3	awesome	
2520	watered-down perfectly mixed melted Jell-o shot	2	EPIC	
2521	perfectly mixed practically non-alcoholic cruelty-free wine	1	EPIC	
2522	aged wobbly thistle wine	3	awesome	
2523	megatofu	0		
2524	displaced fish	0		
2525	super-sized adequate fish	5	good	
2526	decent bite-sized fish casserole	1	good	
2527	yummy jumbo squat fish lasagna	5	awesome	
2528	filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")	0		
2529	adequate mirror gnatloaf	4	good	
2530	adequate gnatloaf casserole	4	good	
2531	toothsome green gnat lasagna	3	awesome	
2532	blue pork	0		
2533	super-sized normal pork chop sandwiches	5	good	
2534	rotten pork casserole	4	crappy	
2535	tasty squat pork lasagna	4	awesome	
2536	canopic jar	0		
2537	shaking spice	0		
2538	organs	0		
2539	lime green Ankh of Badahnkadh of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Single Equip
2540	pulsating tomb ratchet	0		
2541	Mayflower bouquet	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Drops Items, Last Available: "2007-05", Item Drop (sporadic): +2.5, Meat Drop (sporadic): +5
2542	cold-filtered teal skewed lesser grodulated violet	0		Effect: "Weapon of Mass Destruction", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2007-05"
2543	anodized tin magnolia	0		Effect: "Feroci Tea", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2007-05"
2544	oxidized twirling squat begpwnia	0		Effect: "Tasting the Rainbow", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2007-05"
2545	chilled dry upsy daisy	0		Effect: "Slightly Cursed, Mostly Lucky", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2007-05"
2546	unsweetened half-orchid	0		Effect: "Provocative Perkiness", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2007-05"
2547	Lo Pan's slick tin star	0		Moxie: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2007-05"
2548	green coward's outrageous sombrero of the early riser	0		Monster Level: -20, Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2007-05"
2549	up-at-dawn beefcake's "Humorous" T-shirt	0		Muscle: +25, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2007-05"
2550	shaking Peppercorns of Power	0		
2551	upside-down vial of mojo	0		
2552	twirling reeds	0		
2553	turtle chain	0		
2554	twirling distilled seal blood	0		
2555	high-octane olive oil	0		
2556	chilly hale baleful Shagadelic Disco Banjo	0		Spell Damage: +25, Maximum HP: +20, Cold Damage: +5, Class: "Disco Bandit"
2557	avaricious padded Squeezebox of the Ages	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Meat Drop: +30, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15
2558	purple scorching sizzling Chelonian Morningstar	0		Hot Damage: 35, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
2559	greedy steel-toed Hammer of Smiting	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Meat Drop: +20, Class: "Seal Clubber"
2560	red Jack Frost's dangerous 17-alarm Saucepan	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Sauceror"
2561	twirling up-at-dawn auspicious studded Greek Pasta Spoon of Peril	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Item Drop: +10, Adventures: +5, Class: "Pastamancer"
2562	half-rotten brain	0		
2563	bonesaw	0		
2564	shaking plus-sized phylactery	0		
2565	can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	0		
2566	Azazel's unicorn	0		
2567	Azazel's lollipop	0		
2568	wobbly Azazel's tutu	0		
2569	anodized quadruple-quantum ant agonist	0		Effect: "Witch's Brood", Effect Duration: 23
2570	ant hoe	0		Familiar Effect: "sleaze damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2571	ant rake	0		Familiar Effect: "hot damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2572	ant pitchfork	0		Familiar Effect: "stench damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2573	bouncing ant sickle	0		Familiar Effect: "spooky damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2574	shaking olive ant pick	0		Familiar Effect: "cold damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2575	wobbly bronzed locust	0		
2576	huge honey-dipped locust	0		
2577	huge perfumed Oprah's cactus quill	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Stench Resistance: +5
2578	Usain Bolt's flame-wreathed Staff of the Short Order Cook	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +5, Initiative: +80
2579	decent low-calorie narrow cactus fruit	1	good	
2580	Sherlock's lion tamer's scorpion whip	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Item Drop: +25
2581	handful of sand	0		
2582	brick of sand	0		
2583	adequate upside-down ghostly centipede eggs	4	good	
2584	lime green wonderwall shield of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
2585	inspector's Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	0		Item Drop: +15
2586	pulsating Jim Carey's General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	0		Monster Level: +25
2587	ghostly Temple Grandin's Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	0		Familiar Weight: +7
2588	Usain Bolt's Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	0		Initiative: +80
2589	miniature stale hot date	2	decent	
2590	weak bad distilled fortified wine	2	decent	
2591	flavorless tasty tart	3	decent	
2592	Knob Goblin lunchbox	0		
2593	snack-sized normal Knob pasty	2	good	
2594	watered-down smooth huge thermos full of Knob coffee	2	awesome	
2595	triple-irradiated double-pressed Ben-Gal™ Balm	0		Effect: "Adapt to Change Eventually", Effect Duration: 16
2596	blue leathery cat skin	0		
2597	leathery bat skin	0		
2598	maroon upside-down leathery rat skin	0		
2599	green Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate	0		
2600	carbonated water lily	0		
2601	frosty Temple Grandin's resourceful Staff of the Midnight Snack	0		Maximum MP: +50, Familiar Weight: +7, Cold Spell Damage: +10
2602	blinking frosty beefy Staff of Blood and Pudding of Tarzan	0		Muscle: +10, Experience (Muscle): +3, Cold Spell Damage: +10
2603	smoldering box	0		
2604	olive MacGyver's Tuesday's ruby	0		Maximum MP: +100, Variable
2605	palm frond	0		
2606	pulsating palm-frond fan	0		
2607	ruddy palm-frond whip	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40
2608	palm-frond net	0		
2609	flame-retardant resourceful palm-frond capris	0		Maximum MP: +50, Hot Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1.5xGhuol, cap 35"
2610	squat extra-large palm-frond toupee of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 37"
2611	electrified palm-frond cloak	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
2612	vinyl coin purse	0		
2613	rocky raccoon	0		
2614	green mojo filter	0		
2615	adequate miniature pulsating savoy truffle	2	good	
2616	spinning yellow Magi-Wipes	0		
2617	pulsating boom	0		
2618	Socratic Iiti Kitty phone charm	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Single Equip
2619	jar of swamp gas	0		Last Available: "2007-05"
2620	super-sized tasty unidentified jerky	5	awesome	
2621	blue frightening nasty rat mask of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Spooky Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xBarrr, cap 45"
2622	ghostly experienced ratskin belt of the empath	0		Experience: +2, Familiar Weight: +5, Single Equip
2623	pulsating banded dangerous rattail whip	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Damage Absorption: +100
2624	greasy smooth bat hat	0		Moxie: +15, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xVolley, cap 45"
2625	ghostly dog trainer's brawny bat whip	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience (familiar): +1
2626	sizzling dangerous bat-ass jacket	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Hot Damage: +10
2627	rock-hard catskin cap of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Damage Reduction: 5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 45"
2628	tumbling flame-retardant beefy catskin buckler	0		Muscle: +10, Hot Resistance: +1
2629	Temple Grandin's forbidden tail o' nine cats	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Weight: +7
2630	Hugo's Weaving Manual	0		
2631	chilled concentrated tumbling gremlin juice	0		Effect: "All Glory To the Toad", Effect Duration: 29
2632	improved quantum mother's helper	0		Effect: "Cuts Like a Buttered Knife", Effect Duration: 34
2633	knitted pat-a-cake pendant of the sweet-tooth	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Candy Drop: +100
2634	mummy wrapping	0		
2635	olive really thick bandage	0		
2636	mummy mask of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 42"
2637	ruddy sage gauze shorts	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 42"
2638	gauze hammock	0		Bonus Resting HP: +60
2639	cherry soda	0		
2640	family-friendly razor-sharp greaves	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 40"
2641	aromatic cowboy hat of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 41"
2642	fortified Maxwell's Silver Hammer of extreme caution	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Monster Level: -25
2643	narrow skewed energetic happiness	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20
2644	feather	0		
2645	feather	0		
2646	frightful feather	0		
2647	fetid feather	0		
2648	ghostly flirtatious feather	0		
2649	brainy Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	0		Mysticality: +5, Single Equip
2650	bottled pixie	0		Free Pull
2651	yellow pixie spog	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-06"
2652	normal S.T.L.T.	4	good	Last Available: "2007-06"
2653	super-sized stale honey-dew	5	decent	Last Available: "2007-06"
2654	hand-crafted shaking Xanadian	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2007-06"
2655	extra-irradiated upside-down bottle of absinthe	0		Effect: "Shamboozled", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2007-06"
2656	blinking experienced Drowsy Sword of the sweet-tooth	0		Experience: +2, Candy Drop: +100
2657	tiny flavorless mirror escargotsicle	1	decent	Last Available: "2007-06"
2658	tolerable weak bottle of realpagne	2	good	Last Available: "2007-06"
2659	fuchsia ghostly albatross necklace of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-06"
2660	vaporized upside-down not-a-pipe	1	decent	Last Available: "2007-06"
2661	acceptable flask of Amontillado	4	good	Last Available: "2007-06"
2662	fortified ball mask	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 22", Last Available: "2007-06"
2663	spinning Can-Can skirt of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1.5xFairy, 2xPotato, cap 22", Last Available: "2007-06"
2664	quantum ionized tumbling sensitive poetry journal	0		Effect: "Bone Homie", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2007-06"
2665	galvanized squat bottled inspiration	0		Effect: "Marinated", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2007-06"
2666	diffused dry bellhop bell	0		Effect: "Shawarma Initiative", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2007-06"
2667	flattened pulsating spiky collar	0		Effect: "Turn On, Tune In, Play Ball!", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2007-06"
2668	mixed jittery twirling can-can-in-a-can	1		Last Available: "2007-06"
2669	distilled spinning skewed patent antipsychotics	1		Last Available: "2007-06"
2670	denatured skewed Mariner's Friend cough drops	1		Effect: "Squirming Like a Toad", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2007-06"
2671	lousy practically non-alcoholic shot of nepenthe schnapps	1	decent	Last Available: "2025-03"
2672	library card	0		Last Available: "2007-06"
2673	Bohemian rhapsody	0		Last Available: "2007-06"
2674	double-oxidized wet blinking upside-down blue bottle of cat tonic	0		Effect: "Some Cheese with Your Wine", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2007-06"
2675	compressed mirror handful of moss	1		Effect: "Human-Goblin Hybrid", Effect Duration: 30
2676	vaporized spinning wobbly bit-o-cactus	1		Effect: "Vanity Rage", Effect Duration: 5
2677	altered twirling purple huge protein powder	1		
2678	spectre scepter	0		
2679	chilled polarized sparkler	0		Effect: "Pisces Rising", Effect Duration: 19
2680	pressed energized pulsating snake	0		Effect: "Marbles in Your Mouth", Effect Duration: 35, Wiki Name: "snake"
2681	aerosolized M-242	0		Effect: "Frost Tea", Effect Duration: 69
2682	gray huge detuned radio	0		
2683	Warehouse 23 crate	0		
2684	jittery hardened armgun of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Damage Reduction: 3
2685	lime green seashell necklace	0		
2686	squat commemorative war stein	0		
2687	stone frisbee	0		
2688	wobbly zippy knitted ruddy dreadlock whip	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Cold Resistance: +3, Initiative: +20
2689	razor-sharp beer-a-pult of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Weapon Damage Percent: +25
2690	rosewater-soaked stanky cast-iron legacy paddle	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +3
2691	flavorless massive upside-down handful of nuts and berries	8	decent	
2692	ghostly maroon scorching driftwood sculpture of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +25
2693	vibrating veiny massive sitar	0		Maximum HP: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +10
2694	asbestos-lined Jim Carey's crafty stone baseball cap	0		Maximum MP: +10, Monster Level: +25, Hot Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 48"
2695	triple-distilled drinkable upside-down cup of beer	7	good	
2696	mirror ovoid thing	0		
2697	duct tape	0		
2698	huge duct tape wallet	0		
2699	lion tamer's brawny duct tape shirt	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience (familiar): +2
2700	twirling jittery flame-wreathed duct tape fedora of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: 35, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 48"
2701	bouncing strapping duct tape sword of mayonnaise	0		Muscle: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
2702	bouncing banded duct tape dockers	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Item Drop: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 48"
2703	Samson's duct tape buckler	0		Experience (Muscle): +5
2704	shrinking powder	0		
2705	blurry greedy experienced blackberry slippers of the sweet-tooth	0		Experience: +2, Meat Drop: +20, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip
2706	bouncing tumbling auspicious beefy blackberry moccasins of the cheetah	0		Muscle: +10, Item Drop: +10, Initiative: +60, Single Equip
2707	twirling executive stiffened blackberry combat boots of the boozehound	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Meat Drop: +40, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip
2708	non-Vulcanized funky dried mushroom	0		Effect: "Perception", Effect Duration: 40
2709	exotic parrot egg	0		
2710	cracker	0		Familiar Weight: +15
2711	quantum activated blue facepaint	0		Effect: "Chilblains of the Corn", Effect Duration: 12
2712	pickled ghostly sheepskin diploma	0		Effect: "Meat the Flintstones", Effect Duration: 27
2713	cold-filtered shaking Black Body™ spray	0		Effect: "Fungal Flambé", Effect Duration: 38
2714	wobbly floorboard cruft	0		
2715	blinking sausage bomb	0		
2716	skewed rosewater-soaked smartaleck's battered hubcap of the early riser	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Stench Resistance: +3, Adventures: +7
2717	sizzling lion tamer's Lo Pan's hood ornament	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Experience (familiar): +2, Hot Damage: +10
2718	spare kidney	0		
2719	huge squat ruddy cool beefy hand-carved bokken	0		Muscle: +10, Moxie: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +40
2720	chaotic occult deadly hand-carved bow	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Spell Critical Percent: +10
2721	blurry mansplainer's Samson's hand-carved staff of terror	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Monster Level: +15, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
2722	sinister dance instructor's Sinatra's experienced Staff of the Greasefire	0		Experience: +2, Experience (Moxie): +5, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spell Damage: +10
2723	MacGyver's studded Da Vinci's Staff of the Grand Flambé	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum MP: +100
2724	gigantic adequate bowl of rye sprouts	6	good	
2725	rotten cob of corn	3	crappy	
2726	stale juniper berries	3	decent	
2727	moldy plum	3	crappy	
2728	delicious pear	3	awesome	
2729	flavorless small teal peach	2	decent	
2730	practically non-alcoholic lousy plum wine	1	decent	
2731	drinkable fancy practically non-alcoholic jittery shot of pear schnapps	1	good	Effect: "Virgo Rising", Effect Duration: 35
2732	artisanal fancy practically non-alcoholic shot of peach schnapps	1	EPIC	Effect: "Slippery Tongue", Effect Duration: 40
2733	bland bunch of square grapes	3	decent	
2734	stale brown sugar cane	3	decent	
2735	delicious low-calorie narrow sandwich of the gods	1	awesome	
2736	artisanal Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	3	super ultra EPIC	
2737	diluted leopard-print barbell	1	awesome	
2738	pile of smoking rags	0		
2739	non-dry panty raider camouflage	0		Effect: "Fustulent", Effect Duration: 30
2740	veiny fortified Staff of the Walk-In Freezer of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum HP: +10
2741	bad weak lime green boilermaker	2	decent	
2742	enchanted rotten steel lasagna	3	quest	Effect: "Cravin' for a Ravin'", Effect Duration: 5
2743	artisanal tumbling steel margarita	3	quest	
2744	powdered mirror steel-scented air freshener	1		
2745	boiled dry pulsating gremlin mutagen	0		Effect: "Sagittarius Rising", Effect Duration: 30
2746	dry denatured huge shaking extra-potent gremlin mutagen	0		Effect: "Dreadful Chill", Effect Duration: 34
2747	maroon blinking wobbly chunk of depleted Grimacite	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2748	shaking veiny furniture dolly	0		Maximum HP: +10, Single Equip
2749	olive aromatic personal trainer's educational Staff of the Grease Trap	0		Experience: +1, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Stench Resistance: +1
2750	greasy beefcake's Uranium Omega of Temperance	0		Muscle: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
2751	Rosewater's Lead Zeta of Chastity of temperance	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip
2752	padded Aluminum Epsilon of Humility of the detective	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Item Drop: +20, Single Equip
2753	skewed Annie Oakley's smooth Zinc Delta of Tranquility	0		Moxie: +15, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Single Equip
2754	ghostly curative padded Nickel Gamma of Frugality	0		Damage Absorption: +20, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
2755	ghostly foul-smelling toasty Iron Beta of Industry	0		Hot Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip
2756	perfumed Temple Grandin's Copper Alpha of Sincerity	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip
2757	supercharged Samson's Red Balloon of Valor	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Single Equip
2758	huge beefy Purple Horseshoe of Honor of the dark arts	0		Muscle: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
2759	blurry mansplainer's smartaleck's Blue Diamond of Honesty	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Monster Level: +15, Single Equip
2760	careful Green Clover of Justice of the empath	0		Monster Level: -10, Familiar Weight: +5, Single Equip
2761	family-friendly scorching Yellow Moon of Compassion	0		Hot Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip
2762	toasty careful Orange Star of Sacrifice	0		Monster Level: -10, Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip
2763	purple therapeutic Pink Heart of Spirit of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
2764	gravedigger's nasty frosty Order of the Silver Wossname	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +5, Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip
2765	Harold's bell	0		
2766	yellow bowling ball	0		
2767	tiny normal Crimbo pie	1	good	
2768	rotten pear tart	4	crappy	
2769	delicious super-sized peach pie	5	awesome	
2770	pressed super-chilled chunk of rock salt	0		Effect: "Feeling No Pain", Effect Duration: 47
2771	chilled diffused tarnished mirror handful of pine needles	0		Effect: "Stinking Cloud", Effect Duration: 17
2772	steamy ruby	0		
2773	olive glacial sapphire	0		
2774	shaking unearthly onyx	0		
2775	effluvious emerald	0		
2776	tumbling tumbling tawdry amethyst	0		
2777	wizardly filigreed hamethyst earring of dire peril	0		Mysticality: +25, Weapon Damage: +20
2778	nasty electrified groovy filigreed hamethyst necklace	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
2779	twirling double-paned nasty razor-sharp filigreed hamethyst ring	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Stench Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip
2780	blinking frightening sage baconstone earring of the sewer	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip
2781	purple toasty MacGyver's baconstone necklace	0		Maximum MP: +100, Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip
2782	reassuring manspreader's ruddy baconstone ring	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Monster Level: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip
2783	greasy personal trainer's pulled porquoise earring	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
2784	jittery stylish beefy pulled porquoise pendant	0		Muscle: +10, Moxie: +25, Single Equip
2785	smartaleck's pulled porquoise ring of Calamity Jane of the glutton	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip
2786	pulsating mansplainer's Earring of Fire of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Monster Level: +15, Single Equip
2787	executive Pendant of Fire of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip
2788	inspector's Ring of Fire of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip
2789	stiffened savvy Ice-Cold Beerring	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Damage Reduction: 1, Single Equip
2790	Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace of the bloodbag of the brazier	0		Maximum HP: +100, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
2791	blinking up-at-dawn aromatic Ice-Cold Beer Ring	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Adventures: +5, Single Equip
2792	blurry Oprah's steel-toed Unspeakable Earring	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Single Equip
2793	pulsating gray baleful Choker of the Ultragoth of the early riser	0		Spell Damage: +25, Adventures: +7, Single Equip
2794	Jim Carey's thinker's The Ring	0		Mysticality: +10, Monster Level: +25, Single Equip
2795	wool hardened Nose Ring of Putrescence	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip
2796	red scorching Putrid Pendant of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip
2797	Jim Carey's Ring of the Sewer Snake of the overflowing toilet	0		Monster Level: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
2798	executive Mudflap-Girl Earring of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip
2799	lard-coated banded Mudflap-Girl Necklace	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
2800	blinking lime green double-paned careful Mudflap-Girl Ring	0		Monster Level: -10, Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip
2801	squat vial of Gnomochloric acid	0		
2802	flask of Gnomochloric acid	0		
2803	jittery jug of Gnomochloric acid	0		
2804	cold-filtered vial of hamethyst juice	0		Effect: "Macho Profundo", Effect Duration: 29
2805	wet vial of baconstone juice	0		Effect: "Je Ne Sais Porquoise", Effect Duration: 31
2806	alkaline vial of porquoise juice	0		Effect: "Greasy Flavor", Effect Duration: 26
2807	polarized fuchsia flask of hamethyst juice	0		Effect: "Snobby", Effect Duration: 45
2808	diffused pulsating squat flask of baconstone juice	0		Effect: "Pumped Stomach", Effect Duration: 39
2809	boiled tarnished flask of porquoise juice	0		Effect: "Nuts about Candy", Effect Duration: 15
2810	deionized corrupted jug of hamethyst juice	0		Effect: "Warm Belly", Effect Duration: 37
2811	electrified oxidized pulsating jug of baconstone juice	0		Effect: "Shamboozled", Effect Duration: 14
2812	altered skewed jug of porquoise juice	0		Effect: "Hardened Fabric", Effect Duration: 35
2813	blurry olive Usain Bolt's cool Beret	0		Moxie: +5, Initiative: +80, Four Songs, Brimstone, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep"
2814	fuchsia horrifying flame-wreathed Bludgeon of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: 35, Spooky Damage: +25, Brimstone
2815	cyan stiffened forbidden Bunker of Leguizamo	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Damage Reduction: 1, Monster Level: +20, Brimstone
2816	wobbly up-at-dawn Newton's Boxers of vim and vigor	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Adventures: +5, Brimstone, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep"
2817	green sinister beefcake's weightlifter's Brooch	0		Muscle: 40, Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Brimstone
2818	squat huge auspicious shellacked boxer's Bracelet	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Damage Reduction: 7, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip, Brimstone
2819	asbestos-lined Socratic Grimacite gasmask	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Hot Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2008-11"
2820	studded Grimacite gat of horror	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2008-11"
2821	foul-smelling hardy Grimacite gaiters	0		Maximum HP: +50, Stench Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 2xGhoul, cap 37", Last Available: "2008-11"
2822	nasty Grimacite gauntlets of the detective	0		Stench Damage: +5, Item Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-11"
2823	manspreader's Grimacite go-go boots of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Monster Level: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-11"
2824	nippy forbidden Grimacite girdle	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Cold Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-11"
2825	teal Grimacite gown of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2008-11"
2826	frosty veiny quilted Staff of the Kitchen Floor	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum HP: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10
2827	cyan anniversary gift box	0		
2828	loaded dice	0		
2829	skewed really dense meat stack	0		
2830	digital key lime	0		
2831	huge star key lime	0		
2832	flavorless massive wobbly digital key lime pie	9	decent	
2833	flavorless red star key lime pie	4	decent	
2834	twirling smelly bottle-rocket crossbow of the pedagogue of the overflowing toilet	0		Experience: +3, Stench Spell Damage: 60, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire red bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire blue bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire orange bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire purple bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire black bottle-rocket", Last Available: "2007-07"
2835	bouncing mirror studded indie comic hipster glasses	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2"
2836	blinking red shaking wizard action figure	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
2837	narrow mint-condition magic wand	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2838	blurry nippy stiffened glowstick	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2007-08", Raveosity: +1
2839	ghostly blurry Annie Oakley's Periodical Paintbrush	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Softcore Only
2840	artisanal distilled spinning blinking bottle of cooking sherry	5	EPIC	
2841	rotten bite-sized packet of ketchup	1	crappy	
2842	bad accidental cider	3	decent	
2843	toothsome dire fudgesicle	3	awesome	
2844	spinning greedy grievous sage navel ring of navel gazing of the cheetah	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Meat Drop: +20, Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-09", Item Drop (sporadic): 4.25, Meat Drop (sporadic): 4.25
2845	class five ecto-larva	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
2846	yellow plastic bib	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2847	skewed Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3
2848	upside-down mirror Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	0		
2849	shrunken navigator head	0		
2850	irresponsibly strong drinkable moonberry wine cooler	8	good	
2851	moldy fine aged cheddarwurst	4	crappy	
2852	branch from the Great Tree	0		
2853	Phil Bunion's axe	0		
2854	bouquet of swamp roses	0		
2855	chaotic huge mosquito proboscis of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Spell Critical Percent: +10
2856	improved liquefied tumbling swamp lolly	0		Effect: "What's That Smell?", Effect Duration: 13
2857	improved concentrated teal pulsating seegar butt	0		Effect: "Healthy Red Glow", Effect Duration: 33
2858	mirror ghostly bottled swamp gas	0		
2859	resourceful hardy witch wart	0		Maximum HP: +50, Maximum MP: +50
2860	tasty enchanted half-sized swamp muck	2	awesome	Effect: "Yes, Can Haz", Effect Duration: 30
2861	dog trainer's Temple Grandin's leechknife of the blizzard	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Experience (familiar): +1, Cold Spell Damage: +25
2862	mirror shaking maroon decomposed boot	0		
2863	liquefied nitrogenated narrow dribbly candle	0		Effect: "Stinky Weapon", Effect Duration: 50
2864	stolen meatpouch	0		
2865	lightning-fast beaver spear of the early riser	0		Initiative: +40, Adventures: +7
2866	squat zippy therapeutic shamanic beads	0		Initiative: +20, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
2867	cyan blinking Van der Graaf smooth dilapidated wizard hat	0		Moxie: +15, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "cap 31"
2868	flattened improved pirate pamphlet	0		Effect: "The Real Deal", Effect Duration: 26
2869	double-unsweetened skewed pirate brochure	0		Effect: "Concentrated Concentration", Effect Duration: 61
2870	deionized dry narrow huge pirate tract	0		Effect: "Bone Homie", Effect Duration: 61
2871	burnt flower	0		
2872	Temple Grandin's slick plastic Naughty Sorceress	0		Moxie: +10, Familiar Weight: +7
2873	jittery stanky smelly plastic Ed the Undying	0		Stench Spell Damage: 35
2874	hardy savvy plastic Lord Spookyraven	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum HP: +50
2875	green brainy plastic Dr. Awkward	0		Mysticality: +5
2876	executive plastic protector spectre	0		Meat Drop: +40
2877	ghostly Jim Carey's plastic Baron von Ratsworth	0		Monster Level: +25
2878	ghostly veiny plastic Boss Bat	0		Maximum HP: +10
2879	stylish plastic Knob Goblin King	0		Moxie: +25
2880	pulsating frosty plastic Bonerdagon	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
2881	huge prompt plastic The Man	0		Adventures: +3
2882	wobbly shellacked plastic The Big Wisniewski	0		Damage Reduction: 7
2883	tumbling huge smartaleck's plastic Felonia	0		Moxie Percent: +30
2884	arcane researcher's plastic Beelzebozo	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
2885	green narrow plastic conservationist hippy of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5
2886	mirror manspreader's plastic 7-foot dwarf	0		Monster Level: +10
2887	brawny plastic angry bugbear	0		Muscle Percent: +20
2888	plastic anime smiley of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60
2889	supercool plastic apathetic lizardman	0		Moxie Percent: +20
2890	mansplainer's plastic astronomer	0		Monster Level: +15
2891	green plastic beanbat of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7
2892	squat supercharged plastic blooper	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30
2893	blurry strapping plastic brainsweeper	0		Muscle: +5
2894	avaricious plastic briefcase bat	0		Meat Drop: +30
2895	reassuring plastic demoninja	0		Spooky Resistance: +1
2896	huge flame-retardant plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	0		Hot Resistance: +1
2897	pulsating up-at-dawn plastic drunk goat	0		Adventures: +5
2898	lightning-fast plastic fiendish can of asparagus	0		Initiative: +40
2899	blurry tumbling plastic Gnollish crossdresser of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20
2900	fuchsia weightlifter's plastic handsome mariachi	0		Muscle: +15
2901	twirling Samson's plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	0		Experience (Muscle): +5
2902	plastic Knob Goblin harem girl of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3
2903	blurry auspicious plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	0		Item Drop: +10
2904	tumbling teal inspector's plastic Knott Yeti	0		Item Drop: +15
2905	Newton's plastic lemon-in-the-box	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3
2906	ribald plastic lobsterfrogman	0		Sleaze Damage: +10
2907	lightning-fast plastic ninja snowman	0		Initiative: +40
2908	curative plastic Orcish Frat Boy	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
2909	yellow auspicious plastic G Imp	0		Item Drop: +10
2910	narrow fortified plastic goth	0		Damage Absorption: +60
2911	supercharged plastic cubist bull	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30
2912	twirling wool plastic scary clown	0		Cold Resistance: +1
2913	wicked plastic smarmy pirate	0		Spell Damage: +5
2914	foul-smelling plastic spiny skelelton	0		Stench Damage: +10
2915	stanky plastic Spam Witch	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25
2916	flame-wreathed plastic vampire	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10
2917	rock-hard plastic taco cat	0		Damage Reduction: 5
2918	plastic undead elbow macaroni	0		Item Drop: +5
2919	jittery plastic warwelf of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20
2920	toasty plastic whitesnake	0		Hot Damage: +5
2921	mirror plastic XXX pr0n of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30
2922	savvy plastic zmobie	0		Mysticality Percent: +20
2923	careful plastic Protagonist	0		Monster Level: -10
2924	clever plastic Spunky Princess	0		Maximum MP: +20
2925	double-paned plastic topiary golem	0		Cold Resistance: +5
2926	scandalous plastic senile lihc	0		Sleaze Damage: +5
2927	narrow quilted plastic Iiti Kitty	0		Damage Absorption: +40
2928	mirror experienced plastic Gnomester Blomester	0		Experience: +2
2929	wobbly wizardly plastic Trouser Snake	0		Mysticality: +25
2930	sharpshooter's plastic Axe Wound	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10
2931	mansplainer's plastic Hellion	0		Monster Level: +15
2932	jittery banded plastic Black Knight	0		Damage Absorption: +100
2933	stiffened plastic pair of tweezers	0		Damage Reduction: 1
2934	plastic fruit golem of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
2935	personal trainer's plastic fluffy bunny	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
2936	castagnets	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2937	siesta-ing Casagnova gnome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-10"
2938	Jacob's ladder	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2939	unemployed hunchbacked minion	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-10"
2940	normal Surprise Egg	3	good	
2941	Vulcanized corrupted Steal This Candy	0		Effect: "Superveiny 9000", Effect Duration: 51
2942	activated chocolate filthy lucre	0		Effect: "Oiled Skin", Effect Duration: 44
2943	diffused polarized improved Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	0		Effect: "Greasy Peasy", Effect Duration: 58
2945	lightning-fast rosewater-soaked party hat	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "4xLep, cap 7"
2946	jittery censurious Van der Graaf V for Vivala mask	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Combat Item Damage Percent: 50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Creepy Grin", Last Available: "2007-11"
2947	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	0		
2948	perfectly mixed shot of rotgut	3	EPIC	
2949	electrified pickled dry pulsating twirling jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade	0		Effect: "Sepia Tan", Effect Duration: 47
2950	Cap'm Caronch's Map	0		
2951	Orcish Frat House blueprints	0		
2952	lion tamer's glowstick of horror	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2007-11", Raveosity: +1
2953	charrrm bracelet	0		
2954	friendly tip jar	0		Familiar Weight: +3
2955	flavorless special snack-sized wobbly yam candy	2	decent	Effect: "Banono", Effect Duration: 40
2956	cocktail napkin	0		
2957	skewed rum barrel charrrm	0		
2958	small tasty tube of cranberry Go-Goo	2	awesome	
2959	wobbly cyan supercool rum barrel charrrm bracelet	0		Moxie Percent: +20
2960	stale narrow blinking single-serving herbal stuffing	3	decent	
2961	decent fuchsia packet of tofurkey gravy	3	good	
2962	yummy tofurkey nugget	3	awesome	
2963	rigging shampoo	0		
2964	wobbly ball polish	0		
2965	mizzenmast mop	0		
2966	huge Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	0		
2967	unsweetened Swabbie™ swab	0		Effect: "Full-Body Tan", Effect Duration: 32
2968	moist Oil of Parrrlay	0		Effect: "Empty Inside", Effect Duration: 12
2969	massive decent creamsicle	6	good	
2970	mediocre weak fancy cream stout	2	decent	Effect: "Ocelot Eyes", Effect Duration: 40
2971	arcane researcher's curmudgel of the brazier	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25
2972	grumpy man charrrm	0		
2973	smartaleck's grumpy man charrrm bracelet	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Single Equip
2974	tarrrnish charrrm	0		
2975	padded tarrrnished charrrm bracelet of terror	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
2976	artisanal bilge wine	3	EPIC	
2977	double-paned witty rapier	0		Cold Resistance: +5
2978	blurry mansplainer's yohohoyo of incineration	0		Monster Level: +15, Hot Spell Damage: +50
2979	ionized tarnished green fish-liver oil	0		Effect: "Horrid, Torrid", Effect Duration: 65
2980	bouncing wobbly booty chest charrrm	0		
2981	zippy booty chest charrrm bracelet	0		Initiative: +20, Single Equip
2982	cannonball charrrm	0		
2983	cannonball charrrm bracelet	0		Single Equip, Sporadic Thorns: 0.25
2984	wobbly pulsating copper ha'penny charrrm	0		
2985	educational copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet	0		Experience: +1
2986	yellow spinning tongue charrrm	0		
2987	narrow gravedigger's Jim Carey's tongue charrrm bracelet	0		Monster Level: +25, Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip
2988	bit of clingfilm	0		
2989	clingfilm trousers of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato, cap 37"
2990	jittery padded thinker's clingfilm cap	0		Mysticality: +10, Damage Absorption: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 37"
2991	spinning jittery razor-sharp clingfilm slippers	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Single Equip
2992	shaking clingfilm tangle	0		
2993	moldy vinegar-soaked lemon slice	4	crappy	
2994	ionized blinking true grit	0		Effect: "Smelly Pants", Effect Duration: 50
2995	Jack Frost's careful buoybottoms of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Monster Level: -10, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xLep, cap 37"
2996	purple knitted grungy flannel shirt	0		Cold Resistance: +3
2997	greasy steel-toed grungy bandana	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 0.5xPotato, cap 37"
2998	grassy cutlass of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100
2999	Cap'm Caronch's nasty booty	0		
3000	Cap'm Caronch's dentures	0		
3001	zippy pegleg	0		Initiative: +20, Single Equip
3002	savvy lamé pants	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 1xLep, cap 25"
3003	upside-down Samson's enormous hoop earring	0		Experience (Muscle): +5
3004	skewed skewed fireproof costume sword of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +3
3005	cyan rainbow pearl	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3006	gray stylish rainbow pearl earring of the early riser	0		Moxie: +25, Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3007	olive avaricious rosy-cheeked rainbow pearl necklace	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3008	bouncing Jeselnik's wizardly rainbow pearl ring	0		Mysticality: +25, Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3009	Samson's Idol of Ak'gyxoth of the empath	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Familiar Weight: +5
3010	wobbly fuchsia frightening Emblem of Ak'gyxoth of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Spooky Damage: +5
3011	upside-down yellow sinister altar fragment	0		
3012	shimmering rainbow sand	0		
3013	simple key	0		
3014	tumbling yellow ornate key	0		
3015	spinning gilded key	0		
3016	foot locker	0		
3017	upside-down twirling ornate chest	0		
3018	squat gilded chest	0		
3019	all-purpose cleaner	0		
3020	bouncing wobbly handful of sawdust	0		
3021	stone triangle	0		
3022	medium stone triangle	0		
3023	wobbly small stone triangle	0		
3024	stone pyramid	0		
3025	high-proof acceptable corpse on the beach	10	good	
3026	weak delicious narrow corpsetini	2	awesome	
3027	fortified smooth corpsedriver	5	awesome	
3028	lousy Corpse Island iced tea	3	decent	
3029	artisanal red-headed corpse	3	EPIC	
3030	fancy triple-distilled tolerable yellow kamicorpse-ee	8	good	Effect: "Unusual Perspective", Effect Duration: 10
3031	watered-down aged corpsel	2	awesome	
3032	acceptable skewed corpsebite	3	good	
3033	brainy pirate fledges	0		Mysticality: +5, Look like a Pirate
3034	piece of thirteen	0		
3035	adequate super-sized pearl onion	5	good	
3036	bland sea biscuit	3	decent	
3037	tolerable strong bottle of rum	5	good	
3038	watered-down bad bottle of black-label rum	2	decent	
3039	maroon cannonball	0		
3040	huge voodoo skull	0		
3041	tumbling skewed joke scroll	0		
3042	mirror Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3043	metallic foil bow	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
3044	bouncing metallic foil radar dish	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.", Last Available: "2011-12"
3045	thick flavorless special upside-down nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	5	decent	Effect: "Glo-Face", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2007-12"
3046	stale squat nanite-infested candy cane	4	decent	Last Available: "2020-09"
3047	rotten diet nanite-infested fruitcake	1	crappy	Last Available: "2007-12"
3048	distilled bad nanite-infested eggnog	5	decent	Last Available: "2007-12"
3049	El Vibrato power sphere	0		
3050	avaricious eyepatch	0		Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
3051	narrow blue strapping cutlass	0		Muscle: +5
3052	green lion tamer's breeches	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
3053	mood ring	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
3054	dry galvanized cyan candy heart	0		Effect: "Sensation", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2007-02"
3055	energized moist flattened blinking cymbal syrup	0		Free Pull, Effect: "Stregngth of the Gnome", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2007-02"
3056	shellacked metallic foil cat ears	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Alters Page Text, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2007-02"
3057	ghostly nanofiber cloth	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3058	fuchsia iGoogly	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3059	bouncing theoretical string	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3060	spinning synthetic stuffing	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3061	pulsating toy hoverpad	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3062	LED block	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3063	mirror gyroscope	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3064	upside-down dance instructor's cyborg doll	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Last Available: "2007-12"
3065	buckyball	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3066	lime green occult toy maglev monorail	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3067	dollhive	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3068	pulsating toy deathbot	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3069	laser cannon	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3070	plexifoam chin strap	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3071	silicon-infused gluteal shield	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3072	carbonite visor	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3073	olive set of Unobtainium straps	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3074	polymorphic fastening apparatus	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3075	narrow General Assembly Module	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3076	gray laser targeting chip	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3077	jittery hi-density nylocite leg armor	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3078	kevlateflocite helmet	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3079	spinning Bulky Buddy Box	0		Last Available: "2007-12", Wiki Name: "Bulky Buddy Box (hatchling)"
3080	shaking teddy borg	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3081	teal studded marionette collective	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Last Available: "2007-12"
3082	monomolecular yo-yo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3083	twirling gray blob	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3084	cyan blurry borg sock monkey of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2007-12"
3085	tumbling wizardly roboduck-on-a-string of the brute	0		Mysticality: +25, Muscle Percent: +30, Last Available: "2007-12"
3086	mylar scout drone	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3087	squat teddy borg sewing kit	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3088	Sherlock's Newton's biomechanical crimborg helmet	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Item Drop: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2007-12"
3089	C.B.F.G. of Tarzan of the dark arts	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2007-12"
3090	twirling biomechanical crimborg leg armor of the dark arts of the storm	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1.5xGhuol, cap 37", Last Available: "2007-12"
3091	extra-polarized vitachoconutriment capsule	0		Effect: "Capricorn Rising", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2007-12"
3092	perfumed handmade hobby horse	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2007-12"
3093	ribald ball-in-a-cup	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2007-12"
3094	set of jacks of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2007-12"
3095	spoiled bouncing laser-broiled pear	3	crappy	Last Available: "2007-12"
3096	mansplainer's strapping polyalloy shield	0		Muscle: +5, Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2007-12"
3097	fish scaler	0		Last Available: "2007-12", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.33
3098	killing feather	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3099	ring	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3100	spinning robotronic egg	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3101	upside-down rogue swarmer	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3102	tumbling sawblade fragment	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3103	fuchsia unstable laser battery	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3104	Fonzie's Samson's vibrating cyborg knife	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Experience (Moxie): +1, Last Available: "2007-12"
3105	gray boxer's immense cyborg hand of the scaredy-cat	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2007-12"
3106	inspector's experienced Rosewater's cyborg stompin' boot	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience: +2, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3107	deactivated RoboGoose	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3108	overclocked avian microprocessor	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-12"
3109	Miniborg stomper	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3110	huge Miniborg strangler	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3111	upside-down Miniborg laser	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3112	Miniborg beeper	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3113	olive Miniborg hiveminder	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3114	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3115	old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3116	huge Hodgman	0		
3117	Libram of Divine Favors	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12", Skill: "Summon Party Favor"
3118	mirror lime green divine noisemaker	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3119	divine can of silly string	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3120	fuchsia divine blowout	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3121	tumbling divine champagne popper	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3122	divine cracker	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3123	upside-down divine champagne flute	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3124	pressed flattened fruitfilm	0		Effect: "Slimy Hands", Effect Duration: 40
3125	magnetized twirling piece of after eight	0		Effect: "Tiki Thoughtfulness", Effect Duration: 64
3126	mirror hobo nickel	0		
3127	sandcastle	0		
3128	marshmallow	0		
3129	bland roasted marshmallow	4	decent	
3130	disc	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3131	rotten blinking tin cup of mulligan stew	4	crappy	
3132	stiffened flamin' bindle of the empath	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Familiar Weight: +5
3133	huge lightning-fast freezin' bindle of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Initiative: +40
3134	frosty stinkin' bindle of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Cold Spell Damage: +10
3135	Tesla brawny bindle	0		Muscle Percent: +20, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
3136	Sherlock's sleazy bindle of the early riser	0		Item Drop: +25, Adventures: +7
3137	squat beefy 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	0		Muscle: +10
3138	Hodgman's whackin' stick of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20
3139	squat blinking fortified experienced Hodgman's imaginary hamster	0		Experience: +2, Damage Absorption: +60
3140	soft shoes	0		Single Equip
3141	narrow brawny panhandle panhandling hat	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
3142	Samson's cup of infinite pencils	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Damage Aura: 1
3143	jittery wholesome Hodgman's disgusting technicolor overcoat of the overflowing toilet	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50
3144	a torn paper strip	0		
3145	teal El Vibrato translator	0		
3146	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)"
3147	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)"
3148	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)"
3149	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)"
3150	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)"
3151	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)"
3152	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)"
3153	huge El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)"
3154	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)"
3155	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)"
3156	upside-down El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)"
3157	El Vibrato drone	0		
3158	wobbly spinning sparking El Vibrato drone	0		
3159	super-quantum spinning green warm El Vibrato drone	0		Effect: "Innately Truthy", Effect Duration: 48
3160	boiled dry flattened humming El Vibrato drone	0		Effect: "Kissed By Fire", Effect Duration: 64
3161	chilled moist squat El Vibrato drone	0		Effect: "Ichorous Intensity", Effect Duration: 35
3162	El Vibrato helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 1xFairy"
3163	blurry El Vibrato energy spear	0		
3164	El Vibrato leg guards	0		Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol"
3165	broken El Vibrato drone	0		
3166	repaired El Vibrato drone	0		
3167	red augmented El Vibrato drone	0		
3168	anodized seal eyeball	0		Effect: "Warm Belly", Effect Duration: 32
3169	yummy turtle soup	3	awesome	Effect: "[598]A Little Bit Evil"
3170	evil noodles	0		
3171	nauseating reagent	0		
3172	padded evil paper umbrella	0		Damage Absorption: +20
3173	moist pressed evil vihuela	0		Effect: "Well-Lubed", Effect Duration: 64
3174	gigantic flavorless evil boring spaghetti	7	decent	
3175	small decent evil noodles	2	good	
3176	stale lime green evil noodles	3	decent	
3177	spoiled evil painful penne pasta	4	crappy	
3178	special half-sized adequate 3vi1 pr0n m4nic0tti	2	good	Effect: "Filled with Magic", Effect Duration: 20
3179	enchanted stale evil ravioli della hippy	3	decent	Effect: "Pisces in the Skyces", Effect Duration: 25
3180	stale evil noodles	3	decent	
3181	polarized quantum blinking evil potion of potency	0		Effect: "Walberg's Dim Bulb", Effect Duration: 28
3182	deionized denatured evil libation of liveliness	0		Effect: "Sleaze-Resistant Trousers", Effect Duration: 38
3183	polarized improved pulsating evil tomato juice of powerful power	0		Effect: "L'instinct Félin", Effect Duration: 60
3184	pickled evil eyedrops of the ermine	0		Effect: "Pockets of Fire", Effect Duration: 52
3185	enhanced evil ointment of the occult	0		Effect: "OMG WTF", Effect Duration: 32
3186	denatured evil serum of sarcasm	0		Effect: "Stimulated Brain", Effect Duration: 52
3187	frozen denatured evil philter of phorce	0		Effect: "[1609]Dancin' Fool", Effect Duration: 33
3188	perfectly mixed blinking an evil sump'm sump'm	4	EPIC	
3189	artisanal practically non-alcoholic evil ducha de oro	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
3190	smooth evil horizontal tango	3	awesome	
3191	acceptable lime green wobbly evil roll in the hay	4	good	
3192	upside-down naughty origami kit	0		Last Available: "2008-02"
3193	pulsating naughty fortune teller	0		Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3194	origami "gentlemen's" magazine	0		Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3195	naughty paper shuriken	0		Last Available: "2008-02"
3196	twirling dog trainer's origami pasties	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3197	fuchsia scorching sharpshooter's stylish origami riding crop	0		Moxie: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3198	El Vibrato trapezoid	0		
3199	upside-down lump of coal	0		
3200	lump of diamond	0		
3201	thick padded envelope	0		
3202	bouncing quilted extremely unsafe Rosewater's KoL Con IV Pole	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Damage Absorption: +40, Last Available: "2007-09"
3203	dwarvish magazine	0		
3204	dwarvish war helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 41"
3205	dwarvish war mattock	0		
3206	blinking spinning dwarvish war kilt	0		Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 41"
3207	dwarvish punchcard	0		
3208	jittery small laminated card	0		
3209	laminated card	0		
3210	notbig laminated card	0		
3211	upside-down unlarge laminated card	0		
3212	wobbly dwarvish document	0		
3213	spinning dwarvish paper	0		
3214	dwarvish parchment	0		
3215	overcharged El Vibrato power sphere	0		
3216	Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form	0		Free Pull
3217	El Vibrato Megadrone	0		
3218	shaking Lo Pan's groovy glowstick	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2008-02", Raveosity: +1
3219	fuchsia sane hatrack	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3220	mirror hobo code binder	0		Free Pull
3221	gator skin	0		
3222	maroon flame-wreathed chaotic gatorskin umbrella	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10
3223	narrow skewed gray sewer nuggets	0		
3224	sewer wad	0		
3225	hand-crafted bottle of sewage schnapps	4	EPIC	
3226	enchanted bad bottle of Ooze-O	3	decent	Effect: "Crusty Head", Effect Duration: 5
3227	rotten jumbo C.H.U.M. chum	5	crappy	
3228	flavorless unfortunate dumplings	3	decent	
3229	green decaying goldfish liver	0		
3230	wet electrified oil of oiliness	0		Effect: "Chalky Hand", Effect Duration: 31
3231	Fonzie's tattered paper crown	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Familiar Effect: "1xSombrero, cap 15"
3232	rotten vanilla-frosted king cake	3	crappy	Last Available: "2008-03"
3233	inflatable duck	0		
3234	mirror water wings	0		Wiki Name: "water wings"
3235	huge mirror noodle	0		
3236	Kissin' Cousins	0		Skill: "Awesome Balls of Fire"
3237	jittery Tales from the Fireside	0		Skill: "Conjure Relaxing Campfire"
3238	wobbly Blizzards I Have Died In	0		Skill: "Snowclone"
3239	green Maxing, Relaxing	0		Skill: "Maximum Chill"
3240	shaking Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	0		Skill: "Eggsplosion"
3241	lime green Travels with Jerry	0		Skill: "Mudbath"
3242	Let Me Be!	0		Skill: "Raise Backup Dancer"
3243	Asleep in the Cemetery	0		Skill: "Creepy Lullaby"
3244	mirror Summer Nights	0		Skill: "Grease Lightning"
3245	Sensual Massage for Creeps	0		Skill: "Inappropriate Backrub"
3246	extremely unsafe Ol' Scratch's ol' britches of mayonnaise	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xPotato"
3247	wobbly Tesla Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "hot atk"
3248	foul-smelling mansplainer's razor-sharp Ol' Scratch's ash can	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Monster Level: +15, Stench Damage: +10, Class: "Sauceror"
3249	pink plastic baby of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-03"
3250	sausage	0		
3251	Herculean Frosty's silk hat of bravery	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Spooky Resistance: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "cold atk"
3252	tumbling toasty medical-grade Frosty's carrot	0		Hot Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip
3253	spinning perfumed padded Socratic Frosty's nailbat	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Damage Absorption: +20, Stench Resistance: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3254	occult grievous Oscus's pelt	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip
3255	tumbling scandalous weightlifter's Wand of Oscus of bravery	0		Muscle: +15, Sleaze Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +5, Class: "Pastamancer"
3256	family-friendly Oscus's dumpster waders of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xBarrr"
3257	Van der Graaf hardened Zombo's skullcap	0		Damage Reduction: 3, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "spooky atk"
3258	jittery gravedigger's brawny Zombo's shield of the sweet-tooth	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +10, Candy Drop: +100, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
3259	Jack Frost's ruddy Zombo's grievous greaves	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
3260	Jim Carey's manspreader's Oprah's Chester's moustache	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Monster Level: 35, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip
3261	coward's Chester's bag of candy of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Monster Level: -20, Class: "Disco Bandit"
3262	olive razor-sharp Chester's cutoffs of the overflowing toilet	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1.5xGhuol"
3263	gray Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts	0		Last Available: "2008-04", Skill: "Summon Tasteful Items"
3264	candygram	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3265	wobbly bag of Crotchety Pine saplings	0		
3266	bag of Saccharine Maple saplings	0		
3267	bag of Laughing Willow saplings	0		
3268	polymerized oxidized upside-down pulsating handful of Crotchety Pine needles	0		Effect: "Rat-Faced", Effect Duration: 45
3269	nitrogenated lump of Saccharine Maple sap	0		Effect: "Steroid Boost", Effect Duration: 50
3270	ionized ionized maroon handful of Laughing Willow bark	0		Effect: "Heart of White", Effect Duration: 65
3271	purple dance instructor's crotchety pants	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Put Down Roots", Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 18"
3272	gray pulsating boxer's Saccharine Maple pendant	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spray Sap"
3273	wool willowy bonnet	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Rouse Sapling", Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 18"
3274	jittery flavored foot massage oil	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3275	dart	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3276	bouncing black-and-blue light	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3277	spinning Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3278	fireproof studded belt	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2008-04"
3279	personal massager	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3280	pulsating personalized coffee mug	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-04"
3281	plasma ball	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3282	asbestos-lined stick-on eyebrow piercing	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2008-04"
3283	moldy twirling salad	3	crappy	
3284	vibrating smartaleck's C.H.U.M. lantern	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +10
3285	studded C.H.U.M. knife	0		Damage Absorption: +80
3286	aromatic Frosty's snowball sack	0		Stench Resistance: +1
3287	quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3288	shimmering tendrils	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3289	scintillating powder	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3290	abandoned candy	0		
3291	secret tropical island volcano lair map	0		
3292	cyan adorable seal larva	0		
3293	untamable turtle	0		
3294	macaroni duck	0		
3295	friendly cheez blob	0		
3296	unusual disco ball	0		
3297	pulsating stray chihuahua	0		
3298	pretty pink bow	0		
3299	smiley-face sticker	0		
3300	farfalle bow tie	0		
3301	jalapeño slices	0		
3302	stick-on mini solar panels	0		
3303	yellow sombrero	0		Sombrero Bonus: +10
3304	Argarggagarg's fang	0		
3305	Safari Jack's moustache	0		
3306	Yakisoba's hat	0		
3307	Heimandatz's heart	0		
3308	narrow Jocko Homo's head	0		
3309	squat The Mariachi's guitar case	0		
3310	razor-sharp sealskin drum	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3311	crafty washboard shield	0		Maximum MP: +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
3312	yellow upside-down mansplainer's spaghetti-box banjo	0		Monster Level: +15, Class: "Pastamancer"
3313	marinara jug of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Class: "Sauceror"
3314	jittery manspreader's makeshift castanets	0		Monster Level: +10, Class: "Disco Bandit"
3315	blinking up-at-dawn left-handed melodica	0		Adventures: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief"
3316	distilled epic wad	1	decent	
3317	dance instructor's bottlecap	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Single Equip
3318	pulsating lion tamer's corncob pipe	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip
3319	hardened Mr. Joe's bangles	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Single Equip
3320	hale frayed rope belt	0		Maximum HP: +20, Single Equip
3321	ghostly packet of mayfly bait	0		Last Available: "2008-05"
3322	knitted mayfly bait necklace of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summon Mayfly Swarm", Last Available: "2008-05"
3323	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	0		
3324	Frosty's frosty mug	0		
3325	hand-crafted boozy jittery jar of fermented pickle juice	5	EPIC	
3326	denatured purple ghostly voodoo snuff	1	good	Effect: "Mental A-cue-ity", Effect Duration: 50
3327	small stale squat extra-greasy slider	2	decent	
3328	manspreader's chaotic crumpled felt fedora	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Monster Level: +10, Familiar Effect: "0.75xVolley, 0.75xLep"
3329	asbestos-lined shellacked battered top-hat	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Hot Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 0.75xFairy"
3330	maroon occult shapeless wide-brimmed hat of doom	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "0.75xLep, 0.75xFairy"
3331	curative savvy mostly rat-hide leggings	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
3332	flame-wreathed supercool hobo dungarees	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 1xPotato"
3333	Oprah's slick patched suit-pants	0		Moxie: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 0.5xFairy"
3334	hobo stogie	0		Single Equip
3335	rope with some soap on it	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
3336	dead guy's piece of double-sided tape	0		
3337	foul-smelling dead guy's memento of doom	0		Stench Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
3338	decent banquet	4	good	
3339	sharpened hubcap	0		
3340	mirror maroon very caltrop	0		
3341	The Six-Pack of Pain	0		
3342	hobo monkey	0		
3343	bindle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3344	bed of coals	0		
3345	yellow air mattress	0		
3346	green filth-encrusted futon	0		
3347	comfy coffin	0		
3348	mattress	0		
3349	dinged-up triangle	0		
3350	tolerable Ralph IX cognac	4	good	
3351	llama lama cria	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-06"
3352	skewed zen motorcycle	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3353	corrupted unsweetened activated llama lama gong	0		Effect: "Sugar Smacks", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2008-06"
3354	spoiled banana-frosted king cake	3	crappy	Last Available: "2008-08"
3355	beefy brown plastic baby	0		Muscle: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-08"
3356	jittery shaking plump juicy grub	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3357	red shimmering moth	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3358	delectable fire ant	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3359	scrumptious ice ant	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3360	huge stinkbug	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3361	green shaking yummy death watch beetle	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3362	tasty louse	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3363	decent mole molé	3	good	Last Available: "2008-06"
3364	high-proof delicious Morlock's Mark Bourbon	7	awesome	Last Available: "2008-06"
3365	extra-anodized colloidal skewed Climate Colada	0		Effect: "Human-Elf Hybrid", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2008-06"
3366	vacuum-sealed tarnished digital underground potion	0		Effect: "Stop and Smell the Fudge", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2008-06"
3367	purple interesting-looking twig	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3368	diluted glimmering roc feather	1	good	Last Available: "2008-06"
3369	altered squat skewed glimmering phoenix feather	1		Last Available: "2008-06"
3370	dried tumbling skewed glimmering penguin feather	1		Last Available: "2008-06"
3371	mixed olive glimmering buzzard feather	1		Effect: "A Contender", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2008-06"
3372	twisted twirling green glimmering raven feather	1		Last Available: "2008-06"
3373	diluted spinning glimmering great tit feather	1		Last Available: "2008-06"
3374	house of twigs and spit	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3375	pulsating The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	0		Skill: "The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder"
3376	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	0		Skill: "Benetton's Medley of Diversity"
3377	ghostly Elron's Explosive Etude	0		Skill: "Elron's Explosive Etude"
3378	Chorale of Companionship	0		Skill: "Chorale of Companionship"
3379	squat Prelude of Precision	0		Skill: "Prelude of Precision"
3380	gray skewed Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork of Tarzan of the cheetah	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Initiative: +60
3381	Ol' Scratch's stove door of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Thorns: 1
3382	spinning prompt deadly Ol' Scratch's manacles of chilblains	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Cold Damage: +25, Adventures: +3, Single Equip
3383	beefcake's Chester's sunglasses of the bloodbag of the cheetah	0		Muscle: +25, Maximum HP: +100, Initiative: +60, Single Equip
3384	double-paned grievous Chester's muscle shirt	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Cold Resistance: +5
3385	hardy Chester's Aquarius medallion of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum HP: +50, Single Equip
3386	wobbly Socratic strapping Zombo's shoulder blade	0		Muscle: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +1
3387	ghostly auspicious Oprah's Zombo's skull ring	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip
3388	Zombo's empty eye	0		
3389	skewed knitted educational Frosty's arm	0		Experience: +1, Cold Resistance: +3
3390	asbestos-lined stiffened razor-sharp Staff of the Deepest Freeze	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Damage Reduction: 1, Hot Resistance: +5
3391	green Frosty's iceball	0		
3392	lime green crafty Oscus's garbage can lid	0		Maximum MP: +10, Thorns: 1
3393	bouncing Oscus's neverending soda	0		
3394	spinning Tesla stylish Oscus's flypaper pants	0		Moxie: +25, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
3395	censurious Hodgman's porkpie hat of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 0.5xVolley, 0.5xFairy"
3396	lard-coated smartaleck's Hodgman's lobsterskin pants	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato"
3397	jittery Samson's Hodgman's bow tie of the blizzard	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
3398	boozy mediocre pulsating Hodgman's blanket	5	decent	
3399	lousy practically non-alcoholic jar of squeeze	1	decent	
3400	stale upside-down bowl of fishysoisse	3	decent	
3401	electrified colloidal deadly lampshade	0		Effect: "Black Lung", Effect Duration: 19
3402	boiled tarnished concentrated garbage juice	0		Effect: "Psalm of Pointiness", Effect Duration: 21
3403	lewd playing card	0		
3404	yellow skewed Usain Bolt's deck of lewd playing cards of the storm of bravery	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Spooky Resistance: +5, Initiative: +80
3405	squat ruddy Hodgman's sock	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Single Equip
3406	Hodgman's varcolac paw of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20
3407	Hodgman's almanac of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20
3408	up-at-dawn Hodgman's harmonica	0		Adventures: +5
3409	blue dangerous Hodgman's garbage sticker	0		Weapon Damage: +10
3410	huge family-friendly Hodgman's detector	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1
3411	pulsating Hodgman's cane of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10
3412	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	0		Skill: "Natural Born Scrabbler"
3413	spinning Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	0		Skill: "Thrift and Grift"
3414	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	0		Skill: "Abs of Tin"
3415	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	0		Skill: "Marginally Insane"
3416	fuchsia hobo fortress blueprints	0		
3421	spinning box of fireworks	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire off a Roman Candle", Last Available: "2008-07", Item Drop (sporadic): +12.5
3422	nitrogenated Vulcanized fuchsia sterno-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Feelin' Philosophical", Effect Duration: 34
3423	non-galvanized frostbite-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Rotten Memories", Effect Duration: 29
3424	double-magnetized deionized fry-oil-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Man's Worst Enemy", Effect Duration: 68
3425	flattened polymerized garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "20/20 Vision", Effect Duration: 33
3426	concentrated wobbly strawberry-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Always be Collecting", Effect Duration: 58
3427	roll of Hob-Os	0		
3428	flattened anodized chilled Everlasting Deckswabber	0		Effect: "Resilient Spirit", Effect Duration: 61
3430	bindle of joy	0		
3431	cotton candy cocoon	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-08"
3432	cotton candy cordial	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2008-08"
3433	spice melange	0		
3434	rattling cigar box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3435	stirring stick of the ox of the early riser	0		Muscle: +20, Adventures: +7
3436	greedy auspicious Staff of the Teapot Tempest of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Item Drop: +10, Meat Drop: +20
3437	blinking asbestos-lined baleful Staff of the Black Kettle of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +5
3438	sage Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron of the detective of the sweet-tooth	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Item Drop: +20, Candy Drop: +100
3439	Rainbow's Gravity	0		Skill: "Rainbow Gravitation", Last Available: "2008-07"
3440	mixed prismatic wad	1	awesome	Effect: "Covetous Robbery", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2008-07"
3441	nippy club of the five seasons	0		Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2008-07"
3442	fuchsia wool rainbow crossbow	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2008-07"
3443	kitten	0		
3444	occult webbed comic mask	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 2"
3445	Junior Adventurer's kit	0		
3446	groovy prism necklace	0		Single Equip, Sporadic Thorns: 2.5
3447	Oprah's six-rainbow shield of temperance	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2008-07"
3448	rainbow bomb	0		Last Available: "2008-07"
3449	cotton candy cone	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3450	cotton candy pinch	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3451	cotton candy smidgen	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3452	cotton candy skoshe	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3453	cotton candy plug	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3454	bouncing cotton candy pillow	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3455	blinking cotton candy bale	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3456	blurry cool trusty torch	0		Moxie: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
3457	gray friendly Junior Adventurer's merit badge	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Single Equip
3458	super-pressed alkaline blinking STYX deodorant body spray	0		Effect: "Armored Innards", Effect Duration: 29
3459	tolerable pulsating white-label gin	4	good	
3460	snack-sized adequate tin rations	2	good	
3461	haiku challenge map	0		
3462	terrible poem	0		
3463	smooth bottle of sake	3	awesome	
3464	lard-coated round pebble	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
3465	yummy diet spinning Bash-Ōs cereal	1	awesome	Wiki Name: "Bash-Os cereal"
3466	flame-retardant stanky haiku katana of horror	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +1, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Raindrop Attack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summer Siesta", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Falling Leaf Whirlwind", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Winter's Bite Technique", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "The 17 Cuts", Last Available: "2008-09"
3467	bargain flash powder	0		
3468	plastic baby of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-12"
3469	tiny spoiled blueberry-frosted king cake	1	crappy	Last Available: "2008-12"
3470	gray bitty bathysphere	0		Familiar Weight: -20, Underwater Familiar, Familiar Effect: "adventure underwater"
3471	damp boot	0		
3472	perfumed horrifying chilly Seasonal Beret	0		Cold Damage: +5, Spooky Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 25"
3473	Bash-Ōs boxtop	0		Wiki Name: "Bash-Os boxtop"
3474	altered skewed cranberry cordial	0		Effect: "Hot Blooded", Effect Duration: 41
3475	double-alkaline flattened blackberry polite	0		Effect: "Yuletide Industry", Effect Duration: 16
3476	irradiated polymerized squat cyan plum lozenge	0		Effect: "Dreadful Fear", Effect Duration: 49
3477	ionized double-energized pulsating squat pear lozenge	0		Effect: "Holiday Bliss", Effect Duration: 11
3478	extra-altered shaking shaking peach lozenge	0		Effect: "Fitter, Happier", Effect Duration: 54
3479	balloon shield	0		Thorns: 1
3480	spot	0		
3481	uniclops egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-10"
3482	passed-out psychedelic bear	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-10"
3483	psychedelic bubble wand	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3484	eye 'n' horn shampoo	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3485	quadruple-unsweetened nitrogenated activated glittery mascara	0		Effect: "Ode to Booze", Effect Duration: 59
3486	dull fish scale	0		
3487	rough fish scale	0		
3488	pristine fish scale	0		
3489	bland blinking beefy fish meat	3	decent	Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 5
3490	decent jittery glistening fish meat	3	good	Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 5
3491	adequate slick fish meat	4	good	Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 5
3492	upside-down Jim Carey's cool fish scimitar	0		Moxie: +5, Monster Level: +25
3493	lightning-fast careful fish stick	0		Monster Level: -10, Initiative: +40
3494	lard-coated dangerous fish bazooka	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
3495	quantum polymerized blurry sea salt crystal	0		Effect: "Lifted Spirits", Effect Duration: 50
3496	modified activated bazookafish bubble gum	0		Effect: "Pyromania", Effect Duration: 69
3497	drinkable ghostly bottle of Pete's Sake	3	good	
3498	invisible bag	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2011-12"
3499	witch hat	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2011-12"
3500	beholed bedsheet	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2011-12"
3501	bland small spinning squat canapés	2	decent	
3502	dehydrated wobbly thermos of brew	1	awesome	Last Available: "2011-12"
3503	irresponsibly strong hand-crafted glass of brandy	9	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-12"
3504	pulsating French slippers	0		
3505	mirror LWA ring of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25
3506	blurry LARP membership card	0		Last Available: "2008-10"
3507	blurry Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-11", Skill: "Summon Stickers"
3508	scratch 'n' sniff sword of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Breakable, Last Available: "2008-11"
3509	scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker	0		Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2008-11"
3510	fuchsia blinking scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker	0		Experience: +2, Last Available: "2008-11"
3511	blinking scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker	0		Meat Drop: +25, Last Available: "2008-11"
3512	scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker	0		All Attributes Percent: +10, Last Available: "2008-11"
3513	spinning scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker	0		Spooky Damage: +3, Stench Damage: +3, Hot Damage: +3, Cold Damage: +3, Sleaze Damage: +3, Last Available: "2008-11"
3514	scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Spell Damage: +20, Last Available: "2008-11"
3515	stanky ganger bandana of the cheetah	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "atk"
3516	shaking eel skin	0		
3517	stylish eelskin hat	0		Moxie: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk", Thorns: [env(underwater)]
3518	eelskin pants of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, MP regen", Thorns: [env(underwater)]
3519	fuchsia resourceful eelskin shield	0		Maximum MP: +50, Thorns: [env(underwater)]
3520	olive blurry jittery shark tooth	0		
3521	dance instructor's shark tooth necklace of the boozehound	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip
3522	blurry blue deadly brawny shark jumper	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Weapon Damage: +5
3523	tarnished cyan shark cartilage	0		Effect: "Drunk With Power", Effect Duration: 25
3524	liquefied eel battery	0		Effect: "Liquid Luck", Effect Duration: 39
3525	liquefied tumbling temporary teardrop tattoo	0		Effect: "No Worries", Effect Duration: 24
3526	huge greasy scratch 'n' sniff crossbow	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Breakable, Last Available: "2008-11"
3527	mutant rattlesnake egg	0		
3528	mutant fire ant egg	0		
3529	mutant cactus bud	0		
3530	huge mutant gila monster egg	0		
3531	upside-down rattlesnake enrager	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3532	maroon ant antidepressant	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3533	cactus monocle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3534	Jawmaster 2000™	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3535	plans for depleted Grimacite hammer	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite hammer"
3536	pulsating plans for depleted Grimacite gravy boat	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite gravy boat"
3537	plans for depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt"
3538	upside-down plans for depleted Grimacite grappling hook	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite grappling hook"
3539	bouncing plans for depleted Grimacite ninja mask	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite ninja mask"
3540	spinning plans for depleted Grimacite shinguards	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite shinguards"
3541	plans for depleted Grimacite astrolabe	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite astrolabe"
3542	cool depleted Grimacite hammer	0		Moxie: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
3543	cyan fortified depleted Grimacite gravy boat of terror	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-12"
3544	blinking coward's wicked depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt	0		Spell Damage: +5, Monster Level: -20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
3545	huge wizardly depleted Grimacite grappling hook of temperance	0		Mysticality: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
3546	Usain Bolt's Samson's depleted Grimacite ninja mask	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-12"
3547	gray baleful depleted Grimacite shinguards of the sweet-tooth	0		Spell Damage: +25, Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-12"
3548	mirror stylish depleted Grimacite astrolabe of the boozehound	0		Moxie: +25, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
3549	knitted cool KoL Con Cinco Piñata Bat	0		Moxie: +5, Cold Resistance: +3, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-09"
3550	bouncing lion tamer's propeller beanie	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7"
3551	zippy fortified smartaleck's straw hat	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Damage Absorption: +60, Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy"
3552	flame-wreathed therapeutic octopus's spade of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
3553	soggy seed packet	0		
3554	glob of slime	0		
3555	flavorless huge sea carrot	4	decent	
3556	special rotten sea cucumber	4	crappy	Effect: "Can't Smell Nothin'", Effect Duration: 50
3557	bland sea avocado	4	decent	
3558	adequate sea lychee	4	good	
3559	spoiled sea tangelo	3	crappy	
3560	flavorless ghostly sea honeydew	3	decent	
3561	denatured frozen deionized olive pressurized potion of puissance	0		Effect: "You Can Really Taste the Dormouse", Effect Duration: 38
3562	electrified anodized pressurized potion of perspicacity	0		Effect: "Aquarius Rising", Effect Duration: 27
3563	denatured Vulcanized tarnished wobbly cyan pressurized potion of pulchritude	0		Effect: "Meatwise", Effect Duration: 45
3564	irresponsibly strong hand-crafted fancy squat berry-infused sake	9	EPIC	Effect: "Disdain of She-Who-Was", Effect Duration: 45
3565	perfectly mixed practically non-alcoholic citrus-infused sake	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
3566	drinkable melon-infused sake	4	good	
3567	spinning slab of sponge	0		
3568	studded sponge helmet of wisdom of the boozehound	0		Mysticality: +15, Damage Absorption: +80, Booze Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
3569	maroon aromatic hardy steel-toed spongy shield	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum HP: +50, Stench Resistance: +1
3570	inspector's hardy banded square sponge pants	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum HP: +50, Item Drop: +15, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xPotato"
3571	flytrap pellet	0		
3572	lime green twirling baby cuddlefish	0		
3573	six-armed sweater	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3574	slimy chest	0		
3575	narrow sand dollar	0		
3576	flytrap bezoar	0		
3577	bezoar ring	0		
3578	ghostly pulsating candy cornucopia	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3579	ballet slippers	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3580	blurry wriggling flytrap pellet	0		
3581	tumbling sushi-rolling mat	0		
3582	yummy twirling rice	3	awesome	
3584	adequate irradiated candy cane	4	good	Last Available: "2008-12"
3585	normal huge gingerbread mutant bugbear	9	good	Last Available: "2008-12"
3586	drinkable oozenog	3	good	Last Available: "2008-12"
3587	double-adjusted sugar plum	0		Effect: "Fratty Flavor", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2008-12"
3588	quadruple-pickled adjusted super-wet sugar banana	0		Effect: "Petit Force", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2008-12"
3589	deionized frozen non-nitrogenated jittery sugar lime	0		Effect: "You're Rubber", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2008-12"
3590	quadruple-magnetized sugar cherry	0		Effect: "Retrograde Relaxation", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2008-12"
3591	mirror censurious hardened Mer-kin hookspear	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Drops Meat
3592	cyan Mer-kin takebag	0		Item Drop: +5
3593	Mer-kin thingpouch	0		
3594	Mer-kin killscroll	0		
3595	corrupted quadruple-activated unsweetened blurry Mer-kin fastjuice	0		Effect: "Stop and Smell the Fudge", Effect Duration: 68
3596	blurry imitation crab crate	0		
3597	imitation crab meat	0		
3598	blinking maroon imitation crab zoea	0		
3599	jittery MacGyver's Socratic moist sailor's cap of the businessman	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum MP: +100, Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "stench atk"
3600	wicked speargun of Leguizamo	0		Spell Damage: +5, Monster Level: +20
3601	deadly compass	0		Weapon Damage: +5
3602	squat broken diving helmet	0		
3603	porthole	0		
3604	rivet	0		
3605	bubblin' stone	0		
3606	lime green coward's Sinatra's diving helmet of mayonnaise	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Monster Level: -20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato"
3607	maroon inspector's wizardly thinker's aerated diving helmet	0		Mysticality: 35, Item Drop: +15, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato"
3608	tumbling live nautical mine	0		
3609	das boot	0		Familiar Weight: -10, Underwater Familiar, Familiar Effect: "adventure underwater"
3610	imitation whetstone	0		
3611	unsweetened sea grease	0		Effect: "Dreadful Chill", Effect Duration: 55
3612	sturdy Crimbo crate	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3613	battered Crimbo Crate	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3614	twitching claw	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3615	rigid carapace	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3616	pulsing flesh	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3617	diffused unstable DNA	0		Effect: "Sagittarius Rising", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2008-12"
3618	The Spirit of Crimbo	0		Free Pull, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Recite 'The Spirit of Crimbo'", Last Available: "2008-12"
3619	jittery wriggling tentacle	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3620	mass of wriggling tentacles	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3621	pair of twitching claws	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3622	blurry gnashing teeth	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3623	chitinous pod	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3624	cyan parasitic claw of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2008-12"
3625	gray sage parasitic tentacles	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 5xBarrr, cap 7", Last Available: "2008-12"
3626	parasitic headgnawer of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2008-12", Thorns: 1
3627	Lo Pan's parasitic strangleworm	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2008-12"
3628	pair of ragged claws	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3629	burrowgrub hive	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3630	ghostly Crimbo crate	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3631	irradiated polarized super-electrified Gummi-DNA	0		Effect: "Sweet Incentive", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2020-09"
3632	radioactive chew toy	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3633	Tesla fortified elven socks	0		Damage Absorption: +60, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2008-12"
3634	elven gloves of the overflowing toilet of the businessman	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2008-12"
3635	tumbling chaotic healthy festive holiday hat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 7", Last Available: "2008-12"
3636	Jeselnik's dangerous patent shoes	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2008-12"
3637	therapeutic gray bow tie of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2008-12"
3638	baleful penguin thesaurus of temperance	0		Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3639	big stale blurry blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	5	decent	Effect: "Amorphous Cheer", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
3640	seaweed	0		
3641	jittery jamfish jam	0		
3642	mirror dragonfish caviar	0		
3643	skewed pufferfish spine	0		
3644	stanky depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2007-06"
3645	lousy pulsating canteen of wine	4	decent	Last Available: "2008-12"
3646	bland elven <i>limbos</i> gingerbread	3	decent	Last Available: "2008-12"
3647	elven whittling knife	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3648	bouncing magic dragonfish fry	0		
3649	tumbling map to Madness Reef	0		
3650	normal snack-sized special toast with jam	2	good	Effect: "[1342]Slicked-Back Do", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2008-12"
3651	bouncing antlers	0		Familiar Weight: +4, Last Available: "2008-12"
3652	bad elven moonshine	3	decent	Last Available: "2008-12"
3653	flavorless wobbly knuckle sandwich	3	decent	Last Available: "2008-12", Wiki Name: "knuckle sandwich"
3654	psycho sweater of the storm of the businessman	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2008-12"
3655	red fin-bit wax	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3656	educational plastic Mob Penguin	0		Experience: +1, Last Available: "2008-12"
3657	twirling narrow shaking greedy plastic mutant elf	0		Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2008-12"
3658	occult plastic fat stack of cash	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2008-12"
3659	plastic strand of DNA of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2008-12"
3660	shaking maroon miser's plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	0		Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2008-12"
3661	container of Putty	0		Last Available: "2009-01"
3662	upside-down Putty mitre of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-01"
3663	Fonzie's brainy Putty leotard	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience (Moxie): +1, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-01"
3664	narrow Putty ball of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2009-01"
3665	tumbling Putty sheet	0		Last Available: "2009-01"
3666	maroon aromatic Sinatra's Putty snake of the detective	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Stench Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2009-01"
3667	Putty monster	0		Last Available: "2009-01"
3668	chaotic wholesome glow-in-the-dark wristwatch	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-01", Nonstackable Watch
3669	inspector's glow-in-the-dark dart gun	0		Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2009-01"
3670	glow-in-the-dark burrowgrub of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2009-01"
3671	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3672	normal half-sized skewed bouncing can of franks 'n' beans	2	good	Last Available: "2010-12"
3673	mediocre practically non-alcoholic bottle of peppermint schnapps	1	decent	Last Available: "2010-12"
3674	twirling throbbing rage gland	0		Skill: "Vent Rage Gland"
3675	purple Mer-kin pressureglobe	0		
3676	bouncing Mer-kin foodbucket	0		
3677	pulsating narrow diving muff of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
3678	high-proof acceptable salinated mint julep	6	good	
3679	ink bladder	0		
3680	esca	0		
3681	bubbling tempura batter	0		
3682	globe of Deep Sauce	0		
3683	narrow map to the Marinara Trench	0		
3684	adequate tempura carrot	3	good	
3685	small adequate tempura cucumber	2	good	
3686	spoiled tempura avocado	3	crappy	
3687	tiny bland jittery sea broccoli	1	decent	
3688	bland small sea cauliflower	2	decent	
3689	stale narrow tempura broccoli	3	decent	
3690	decent tempura cauliflower	4	good	
3691	bite-sized tasty sea blueberry	1	awesome	
3692	stale thick green sea persimmon	5	decent	
3693	pickled quadruple-ionized pressurized potion of perception	0		Effect: "All Blued Up", Effect Duration: 46
3694	deionized dry pressurized potion of proficiency	0		Effect: "Pharmaceutically Cool", Effect Duration: 49
3695	jittery rock-hard Mer-kin digpick	0		Damage Reduction: 5
3696	spinning anemone nematocyst	0		
3697	high-pressure seltzer bottle	0		
3698	velcro ore	0		
3699	fuchsia teflon ore	0		
3700	vinyl ore	0		
3701	green map to Anemone Mine	0		
3702	marine aquamarine	0		
3703	valve wheel	0		
3704	waterlogged bootstraps	0		
3705	smelly thinker's velcro broadsword of the dark arts	0		Mysticality: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Stench Spell Damage: +10
3706	maroon censurious smartaleck's boxer's velcro paddle ball	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Moxie Percent: +30, Sleaze Resistance: +3
3707	jittery ruddy strapping velcro shield of the dark arts	0		Muscle: +5, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP Percent: +40
3708	auspicious velcro boots of the scaredy-cat of courage	0		Monster Level: -15, Spooky Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip
3709	Tesla non-stick pugil stick of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
3710	jittery lard-coated chaotic educational teflon spatula	0		Experience: +1, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
3711	rock-hard teflon shield of the ox of Leguizamo	0		Muscle: +20, Damage Reduction: 5, Monster Level: +20
3712	sage weightlifter's teflon swim fins of the early riser	0		Muscle: +15, Mysticality Percent: +10, Adventures: +7, Single Equip
3713	family-friendly 7-inch discus of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +1
3714	zippy medical-grade PVC staff of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Initiative: +20, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
3715	dog trainer's thinker's vinyl shield of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: 30, Experience (familiar): +1
3716	flame-wreathed Sinatra's vinyl boots of vim and vigor	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
3717	jittery decaying oar	0		
3718	blue mirror fishhook	0		
3719	lantern	0		
3720	bouncing decaying pole	0		
3721	decaying paddle	0		
3722	tarnished ring	0		
3723	tarnished rod	0		
3724	brittle plastic handle	0		
3725	foggy glass globe	0		
3726	possessed tomato	0		
3727	Nardz energy beverage	0		
3728	pile of coins	0		
3729	hand grenegg	0		
3730	caret	0		
3731	bouncing narrow flame-retardant glass gnoll eye	0		Hot Resistance: +1
3732	denatured quantum cigar butt	0		Effect: "Wit Tea", Effect Duration: 36
3733	knitted manly bloomers of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Cold Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 13"
3734	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	0		
3735	blurry fat wallet	0		
3736	shaking Temple Grandin's coward's handwarmer	0		Monster Level: -20, Familiar Weight: +7, Single Equip
3737	jittery dance instructor's lighter of mayonnaise	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
3738	spoiled squat packet of beer nuts	3	crappy	
3739	Boozehounds Anonymous token	0		
3740	handful of bees	0		
3741	green spectral jelly	0		
3742	quadruple-diffused galvanized deionized jellyfish gel	0		Effect: "Okee-Dokee Go!", Effect Duration: 14
3743	unstable quark	0		
3744	pulsating software glitch	0		
3745	ghostly fumble formula	0		Recipe: "concoction of clumsiness"
3746	vampire pearl	0		
3747	mother's secret recipe	0		Recipe: "white chocolate chip brownies"
3749	warmed oxidized concoction of clumsiness	0		Effect: "Cravin' for a Ravin'", Effect Duration: 31
3750	pulsating lion tamer's vampire pearl earring	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip
3751	spoiled thick chocolate chip brownies	5	crappy	
3753	Libram of Love Songs	0		Last Available: "2009-02", Skill: "Summon Love Song"
3754	non-denatured polymerized love song of vague ambiguity	0		Effect: "Wet Willied", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2009-02"
3755	activated non-deionized love song of smoldering passion	0		Effect: "Abyssal Blood", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2009-02"
3756	triple-tarnished narrow love song of icy revenge	0		Effect: "Powdered", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2009-02"
3757	electrified nitrogenated love song of sugary cuteness	0		Effect: "Briny Blood", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2009-02"
3758	super-deionized love song of disturbing obsession	0		Effect: "The Dinsey Spirit", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2009-02"
3759	galvanized love song of naughty innuendo	0		Effect: "Capricorn Rising", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2009-02"
3760	aerosolized moist pressed twirling breath mint	0		Effect: "Seal Clubbing Frenzy", Effect Duration: 56
3761	flame-wreathed vampire pearl ring	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
3762	sinister vampire pearl necklace	0		Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
3763	high-proof artisanal mirror slug of vodka	7	EPIC	
3764	tolerable spirit-forward slug of rum	5	good	
3765	weak drinkable slug of shochu	2	good	
3766	watered-down tolerable screwdiver	2	good	
3767	drinkable practically non-alcoholic dew yoana lei	1	good	
3768	perfectly mixed skewed lychee chuhai	4	EPIC	
3769	artisanal wobbly salacious screwdiver	3	EPIC	
3770	boozy perfectly mixed dew yoana salacious lei	5	EPIC	
3771	perfectly mixed salacious lychee chuhai	4	EPIC	
3772	artisanal practically non-alcoholic jittery Alewife&trade; Ale	1	EPIC	
3773	seaode	0		
3774	fuchsia map to the Dive Bar	0		
3775	Mer-kin pinkslip	0		
3776	stylish pink pinkslip slip of temperance	0		Moxie: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr"
3777	banded sea salt scrubs of doom	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
3778	MacGyver's arcane researcher's amber aviator shades of Flo-Jo	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum MP: +100, Initiative: +100, Single Equip
3779	Vulcanized shaking spinning hair of the fish	0		Effect: "Cletus's Canticle of Celerity", Effect Duration: 27
3780	resourceful rock-hard brawny nurse's hat	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum MP: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk"
3781	blank prescription sheet	0		
3782	altered narrow bottle of melodramamine	1		
3783	modified tumbling gray bottle of extra-strength melodramamine	1		Effect: "Chalked-Up Teeth", Effect Duration: 50
3784	paranormal ricotta	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3785	ghostly smoking talon	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3786	vampire glitter	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3787	upside-down jittery wine-soaked bone chips	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3788	crumbling rat skull	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3789	twitching trigger finger	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3799	blue narrow Apathargic Bandersnatch	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3800	aquaviolet jub-jub bird	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Familiar Effect: "mys stats"
3801	crimsilion jub-jub bird	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Frumious Bandersnatch", Familiar Effect: "mus stats"
3802	charpuce jub-jub bird	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Frumious Bandersnatch", Familiar Effect: "mox stats"
3803	sinister groovy Mer-kin roundshield of the blizzard	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Spell Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25
3804	forbidden Socratic Mer-kin breastplate	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spell Damage Percent: +50
3805	veiny Mer-kin sneakmask of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Maximum HP: +10, Combat Rate (Underwater): -5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy"
3806	Mer-kin prayerbeads	0		
3807	moist Mer-kin hidepaint	0		Effect: "Stinky Weapon", Effect Duration: 37
3808	blurry Mer-kin trailmap	0		
3809	Mer-kin healscroll	0		
3810	Mer-kin lockkey	0		
3811	Mer-kin stashbox	0		
3812	yummy special huge shaking chocolate-frosted king cake	7	awesome	Effect: "Strong Spirit", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2009-06"
3813	frightening plastic baby	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-06"
3815	midget clownfish	0		
3816	half-height unicycle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3817	decent special huge sea radish	6	good	Effect: "Chalked Weapon", Effect Duration: 10
3818	bouncing upside-down perfumed beefy strapping halibut	0		Muscle: 15, Stench Resistance: +5
3819	huge eel sauce	0		
3820	pulsating water-polo mitt of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Single Equip
3821	wet energized modified shaking skewed syringe	0		Effect: "Disco Nirvana", Effect Duration: 57
3822	wand	0		Familiar Effect: "fishy spells", Sporadic Damage Aura: [0.2475*env(underwater)]
3823	irradiated triple-liquefied pulsating wobbly wad of cotton	0		Effect: "Devil Inside", Effect Duration: 50
3824	huge Grandma's Note	0		
3825	Grandma's Fuchsia Yarn	0		
3826	purple Grandma's Chartreuse Yarn	0		
3827	mirror shaking plastic oyster egg	0		
3828	Grandma's Map	0		
3829	small bland spinning tempura radish	2	decent	
3830	blue skewed brawny water-polo cap	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr"
3831	aged weak Typical Tavern swill	2	awesome	
3832	weak artisanal spinning tropical swill	2	EPIC	
3833	irresponsibly strong lousy fruity girl swill	10	decent	
3834	perfectly mixed blended swill	3	EPIC	
3835	costume wardrobe	0		Softcore Only
3836	scandalous toasty dog trainer's savvy Elvish sunglasses	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience (familiar): +1, Hot Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play an Accordion Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Guitar Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Drum Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Flute Solo", Last Available: "2009-04"
3837	inspector's anniversary safety glass vest	0		Item Drop: +15
3838	Herculean anniversary burlap belt	0		Experience (Muscle): +1
3839	steel-toed anniversary balsa wood socks	0		Damage Reduction: 9
3840	anniversary latex mask	0		Familiar Weight: +1
3841	Oprah's anniversary pewter cape	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50
3842	huge frosty out-of-tune biwa	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
3843	foul-smelling dented harmonica	0		Stench Damage: +10
3844	huge quilted magic whistle of bravery	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Spooky Resistance: +5
3845	therapeutic plastic blowgun	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
3846	mansplainer's sharpshooter's jungle drum of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Monster Level: +15
3847	quilted hippy bongo	0		Damage Absorption: +40
3848	mirror squat sage knob bugle	0		Mysticality Percent: +10
3849	sage strapping 4-dimensional guitar	0		Muscle: +5, Mysticality Percent: +10
3850	blurry boxing glove of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50
3851	bouncing spinning smelly hardy boxing glove on a spring of bravery	0		Maximum HP: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5
3852	green huge blinking inspector's half-sized guitar of the sweet-tooth	0		Item Drop: +15, Candy Drop: +100
3853	coward's occult bass drum	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Monster Level: -20
3854	jittery slick pixel boomerang	0		Moxie: +10
3855	shellacked dance instructor's strapping world's smallest violin	0		Muscle: +5, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Damage Reduction: 7
3856	twirling twirling ocarina of space of the brute of Tarzan of the sewer	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Experience (Muscle): +3, Stench Damage: +25
3857	extremely unsafe a butt tuba	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100
3858	careful bone flute	0		Monster Level: -10
3859	Herculean infernal fife	0		Experience (Muscle): +1
3860	thinker's charming flute	0		Mysticality: +10
3861	leaf of grass	0		
3862	Jim Carey's studded grass whistle	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Monster Level: +25
3863	nippy MacGyver's plastic guitar	0		Maximum MP: +100, Cold Damage: +10
3864	flame-wreathed finger cymbals	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10
3865	fortified kettle drum	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Item Drop: +5
3866	blurry blue occult double-barreled sling of the empath	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Weight: +5
3867	tumbling squat gravedigger's magilaser blastercannon of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +10
3868	blue wizardly hanky&#363; of extreme caution	0		Mysticality: +25, Monster Level: -25, Wiki Name: "frigid hankyu"
3869	tumbling razor-sharp educational ultimate ultimate frisbee	0		Experience: +1, Weapon Damage Percent: +25
3870	stolen office supplies	0		
3871	nippy manspreader's office-supply crossbow	0		Monster Level: +10, Cold Damage: +10
3872	pocket theremin of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20
3873	MacGyver's personal trainer's rave whistle	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum MP: +100, Raveosity: +1
3874	fuchsia hellseal hide	0		
3875	blurry shredded hellseal hide	0		
3876	hellseal brain	0		
3877	jittery burst hellseal brain	0		
3878	hellseal sinew	0		
3879	torn hellseal sinew	0		
3880	hellseal disguise	0		
3881	teal prompt fouet de tortue-dressage of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Adventures: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Apprivoisez la tortue"
3882	encoded cult documents	0		
3883	yellow cult memo	0		
3884	decoded cult documents	0		Skill: "Bind Spaghetti Elemental"
3885	quantum cyan vial of slime	0		Effect: "Norwhalloped", Effect Duration: 60
3886	moist vial of slime	0		Effect: "Wet and Greedy", Effect Duration: 17
3887	diffused dry vial of slime	0		Effect: "Bandersnatched", Effect Duration: 56
3888	deionized adjusted deionized vial of slime	0		Effect: "Space Tripping", Effect Duration: 30
3889	moist vial of slime	0		Effect: "Standard Cheer", Effect Duration: 34
3890	tarnished quadruple-oxidized vial of violet slime	0		Effect: "damage.enh", Effect Duration: 35
3891	double-electrified wet pulsating wobbly vial of vermilion slime	0		Effect: "Busy Bein' Delicious", Effect Duration: 32
3892	activated vial of amber slime	0		Effect: "Slimily Strong", Effect Duration: 68
3893	dry flattened vial of chartreuse slime	0		Effect: "Pemmican't", Effect Duration: 61
3894	vacuum-sealed vial of teal slime	0		Effect: "Tea-hee", Effect Duration: 53
3895	modified ionized narrow bouncing vial of indigo slime	0		Effect: "Updated", Effect Duration: 24
3896	pressed deionized vial of slime	0		Effect: "Slippery Tongue", Effect Duration: 49
3897	nitrogenated mirror vial of brown slime	0		Effect: "Eagle Eyes", Effect Duration: 42
3898	bottle of G&uuml;-Gone	0		
3901	tumbling seal-blubber candle	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3902	figurine of a wretched-looking seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3903	green figurine of a baby seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3904	figurine of an armored seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3905	blue figurine of an seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3906	wobbly figurine of a sleek seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3907	figurine of a shadowy seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3908	figurine of a stinking seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3909	figurine of a charred seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3910	figurine of a seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3911	figurine of a slippery seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3912	blinking imbued seal-blubber candle	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3913	practically non-alcoholic tolerable cyan blended swill with a fly in it	1	good	
3914	squat wobbly turtle wax	0		
3915	lime green sage turtle wax shield	0		Mysticality Percent: +10
3916	Jim Carey's turtle wax helmet	0		Monster Level: +25, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 0.5xFairy, cap 10"
3917	Temple Grandin's turtle wax greaves	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 10"
3918	Da Vinci's meat shield	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5
3919	spinning olive turtlemail bits	0		
3920	aromatic horrifying turtlemail coif	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 20"
3921	greasy deadly turtlemail breeches	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 1.5xFairy, cap 20"
3922	turtlemail hauberk of the dark arts of extreme caution	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Monster Level: -25
3923	hedgeturtle	0		
3924	shaking upside-down zippy experienced spiky turtle helmet	0		Experience: +2, Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 32"
3925	skewed scorching spiky turtle shoulderpads	0		Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip, Thorns: 2
3926	cyan shaking savvy spiky turtle shield of Calamity Jane	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +15
3927	turtling rod	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer"
3928	lime green syncopated turtle	0		
3929	grinning turtle	0		
3930	tarnished ionized squat tainted seal's blood	0		Effect: "Cat-Alyzed", Effect Duration: 23
3931	foul-smelling weightlifter's severed flipper	0		Muscle: +15, Stench Damage: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3932	ingot of seal-iron	0		
3933	wobbly fortified bad-ass club of the businessman	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Meat Drop: +50, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3934	sealbone	0		
3935	non-boiled super-ionized mirror hyperinflated seal lung	0		Effect: "Flamb&eacute;-a-thon", Effect Duration: 34
3936	pressed scrap of shadow	0		Effect: "Impregnably Delicious", Effect Duration: 42
3937	oxidized fustulent seal grulch	0		Effect: "Mutated", Effect Duration: 28
3938	sage club of corruption	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3939	corrupt club of corruption of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3940	maroon slick corrupt club of corrupt corruption	0		Moxie: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3941	squat Sherlock's Lo Pan's slick evil-ass club	0		Moxie: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Item Drop: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3942	ghostly gravedigger's savvy nasty-ass club of chilblains	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3943	blue Jack Frost's infernal toilet brush of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3944	blinking lard-coated studded shadowy seal eye	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3945	pulsating oyster egg balloon of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10
3946	Clan VIP Lounge invitation	0		Free Pull
3947	shaking Clan VIP Lounge key	0		Free Pull
3948	Meat	0		
3949	treasure chest	0		
3950	key	0		
3951	Baron von Ratsworth	0		
3952	squat monocle	0		
3953	mink	0		
3954	teddy butler	0		
3955	cyan martini	0		
3956	crazy bastard sword	0		
3957	tin of caviar	0		
3958	bejeweled cufflinks of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Single Equip
3959	dog trainer's garish pinky ring	0		Experience (familiar): +1
3960	hardened designer sunglasses	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Single Equip
3961	beefy opera glasses of dire peril	0		Muscle: +10, Weapon Damage: +20
3962	designer handbag	0		
3963	upside-down Clan pool table	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-05"
3964	cell phone	0		Familiar Weight: +10
3965	warmed diffused mirror spinning bouncing cube of billiard chalk	0		Effect: "Weapon of Mass Destruction", Effect Duration: 48
3966	perfumed medical-grade hot-ass club of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Stench Resistance: +5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3967	censurious dangerous frigid-ass club of the overflowing toilet	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3968	electrified creepy-ass club of incineration of terror	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3969	boiled chilled maroon narrow sizzling seal fat	0		Effect: "Brocolate Brostidigitation", Effect Duration: 56
3970	blurry hardened Abyssal ember of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Damage Reduction: 3, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3971	concentrated frost-rimed seal hide	0		Effect: "Mayeaugh", Effect Duration: 32
3972	cyan prompt frosty seal spine	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +3, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3973	galvanized seal lube	0		Effect: "Banono", Effect Duration: 63
3974	frightening lion tamer's mannequin leg	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Spooky Damage: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3975	Tesla supercharged padded tortoise	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
3976	nasty tortoboggan of the businessman	0		Stench Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip
3977	painted turtle	0		
3978	grievous groovy painted shield	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50
3979	sleeping wereturtle	0		
3980	shell	0		
3981	torquoise	0		
3982	Jack Frost's torquoise ring of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
3983	purple dueling turtle	0		
3984	padded Newton's dueling banjo	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Damage Absorption: +20
3985	yellow soup turtle	0		
3986	samurai turtle	0		
3987	pulsating beefy samurai turtle helmet of the glutton	0		Muscle: +10, Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 6"
3988	turtle shell	0		
3989	mirror turtle shell powder	0		
3990	turtle shell helmet of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 8"
3991	slime-soaked hypophysis	0		Skill: "Slimy Sinews"
3992	mirror slime-soaked brain	0		Skill: "Slimy Synapses"
3993	bouncing slime-soaked sweat gland	0		Skill: "Slimy Shoulders"
3994	security blankie	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3995	bouncing bundle of chamoix	0		
3996	boxcar turtle	0		
3997	shaking dolphin whistle	0		
3998	metrognome	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3999	infant sandworm	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4000	tumbling string of dingle balls	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
4001	vaporized agua de vida	1	awesome	Last Available: "2009-06"
4002	flame-wreathed tortoboggan shield of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Hot Spell Damage: +10
4003	narrow bottle of moontan lotion	0		
4004	tumbling teal soup-chucks of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7
4005	ionized ionized ballast turtle	0		Effect: "Far Out", Effect Duration: 59
4006	memory of some amino acids	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4007	skewed memory of a C	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4008	upside-down memory of an A	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4009	huge blurry memory of a G	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4010	memory of a T	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4011	memory of a CA base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4012	memory of a CG base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4013	memory of a CT base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4014	memory of an AG base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4015	skewed memory of an AT base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4016	memory of a GT base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4017	squirming Slime larva	0		
4018	family-friendly greaves	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 37"
4019	undissolvable contact lenses	0		
4020	twirling supercharged cool piece of rebar	0		Moxie: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +30
4021	ghostly tumbling dangerous smooth shovel of the glutton	0		Moxie: +15, Weapon Damage: +10, Food Drop: +100
4022	Da Vinci's necklace of Tarzan of the empath	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Familiar Weight: +5
4023	shaking avaricious nasty frosty speargun	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +30
4024	compass of the scaredy-cat of terror	0		Monster Level: -15, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
4025	rock-hard helmet of courage of the glutton	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Spooky Resistance: +3, Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy"
4026	miser's stanky beefy lantern	0		Muscle: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +10
4027	Jim Carey's medical-grade brainy greaves	0		Mysticality: +5, Monster Level: +25, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 0.5xBarrr"
4028	rosewater-soaked hale Sinatra's club	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum HP: +20, Stench Resistance: +3
4029	bouncing memory of a grappling hook	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4030	blue memory of a small stone block	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4031	twirling memory of a stone block	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4032	narrow memory of half a stone circle	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4033	memory of a stone half-circle	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4034	fuchsia memory of an iron key	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4035	memory of a crystal	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4036	cyan caustic slime nodule	0		
4037	bland immense slimy sweetbreads	9	decent	
4038	lousy pulsating huge slimy fermented bile bladder	3	decent	
4039	modified mirror slimy alveolus	1		Effect: "Rainbow Bright", Effect Duration: 30
4040	twirling memory of a cultist's robe	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-06"
4041	padded stylish pig-iron helm	0		Moxie: +25, Damage Absorption: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 22", Last Available: "2009-06"
4042	shellacked deadly pig-iron shinguards	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Damage Reduction: 7, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 1.5xFairy, cap 22", Last Available: "2009-06"
4043	teal fortified sinister pig-iron bracers	0		Spell Damage: +10, Damage Absorption: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-06"
4044	skewed wumpus hair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4045	wumpus-hair bolo	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4046	twirling wumpus-hair net	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4047	cool wumpus-hair whip	0		Moxie: +5, Last Available: "2009-06"
4048	scandalous hardened thinker's wumpus-hair wig	0		Mysticality: +10, Damage Reduction: 3, Sleaze Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-06"
4049	pulsating perfumed gravedigger's personal trainer's wumpus-hair loincloth	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 5", Last Available: "2009-06"
4050	perfumed boxer's wumpus-hair sweater	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2009-06"
4051	jittery sharpshooter's ring of teleportation	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Single Equip
4052	glass of baboon milk	1	good	Last Available: "2009-06"
4053	banana milkshake	1	good	Last Available: "2009-06"
4054	perfectly mixed White Hyborian	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2009-06"
4055	beefy goblin hunting spear	0		Muscle: +10, Last Available: "2009-06"
4056	up-at-dawn fortified goblin autoblowgun	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2009-06"
4057	tribal beads of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2009-06"
4058	twirling green aromatic curative stone fist	0		Stench Resistance: +1, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2009-06"
4059	weightlifter's stone head	0		Muscle: +15, Last Available: "2009-06"
4060	Indigo Party Invitation	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4061	Violet Hunt Invitation	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4062	Blue Milk Club Card	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4063	Mecha Mayhem Club Card	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4064	'Smuggler Shot First' Button	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4065	yellow blurry Spacefleet Communicator Badge	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4066	Ruby Rod	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4067	upside-down essence of heat	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4068	jittery olive essence of kink	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4069	essence of	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4070	essence of stench	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4071	essence of fright	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4072	jittery essence of	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4073	Supreme Being Glossary	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4074	yellow multi-pass	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4075	skewed Herculean brawny villainous scythe	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience (Muscle): +1, Slime Hates It: +2
4076	mansplainer's energetic baneful bandolier	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Monster Level: +15, Slime Hates It: +1
4077	wobbly lard-coated mansplainer's diabolical crossbow	0		Monster Level: +15, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Slime Hates It: +1
4078	scorching stylish malevolent medallion	0		Moxie: +25, Hot Damage: +25, Slime Hates It: +1, Single Equip
4079	wool Jack Frost's corrosive cowl	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +1, Slime Hates It: +1, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 0.5xFairy"
4080	jittery prompt dog trainer's grisly shield	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Adventures: +3, Slime Hates It: +1
4081	avaricious hardened corroded breeches	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Meat Drop: +30, Slime Hates It: +1, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato"
4082	manspreader's smooth pernicious cudgel	0		Moxie: +15, Monster Level: +10, Slime Hates It: +1
4083	decent special cupcake-in-a-cup	3	good	Effect: "Stinking Cloud", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2009-06"
4084	pool of liquid	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4085	small tasty tumbling protein paste	2	awesome	Last Available: "2009-06"
4086	spinning blurry personal trainer's cyber-mattock of the storm	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2009-06"
4087	maroon upside-down wobbly facehugging alien	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4088	X-37 gun	0		Breakable, Last Available: "2009-06"
4089	triple-deionized mirror neurostim pill	0		Effect: "Snobby", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2009-06"
4090	adjusted improved physiostim pill	0		Effect: "Rainbow Bright", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2009-06"
4091	slimy cyst	0		
4092	green spinning small slimy cyst	0		
4093	medium slimy cyst	0		
4094	slimy cyst	0		
4095	Annie Oakley's peawee marble	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20
4096	Socratic brown crock marble	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1
4097	medical-grade China marble	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
4098	squat wicked lemonade marble	0		Spell Damage: +5
4099	bouncing nippy bumblebee marble	0		Cold Damage: +10
4100	baleful jet bennie marble	0		Spell Damage: +25
4101	weightlifter's beige clambroth marble of the blizzard	0		Muscle: +15, Cold Spell Damage: +25
4102	experienced steely marble	0		Experience: +2
4103	horrifying scorching beach ball marble of the overflowing toilet	0		Hot Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Damage: +25
4104	Oprah's catseye marble	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50
4105	bumboozer marble of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20
4106	chamoisole of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15
4107	concentrated frozen bitter pill	0		Effect: "You Know When to Walk Away", Effect Duration: 67
4108	boxer's monstrous monocle of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Muscle Percent: +10, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4109	lion tamer's clever musty moccasins	0		Maximum MP: +20, Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4110	pulsating auspicious gravedigger's molten medallion	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4111	educational brazen bracelet of the bloodbag	0		Experience: +1, Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4112	pulsating chilly wholesome bitter bowtie	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4113	spinning bewitching boots of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4114	shaking purple upside-down secret from the future	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4115	moist sack	0		
4116	sharpshooter's Van der Graaf rickety unicycle of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
4117	forbidden sage beefy crusty hula hoop	0		Muscle: +10, Mysticality Percent: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip
4118	toasty ruddy padded Coily&trade;	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Hot Damage: +5
4119	double-paned vibrating Herculean school flying disc	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Cold Resistance: +5
4120	jittery mirror Newton's lawn dart of the pedagogue of the overflowing toilet	0		Experience: +3, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Stench Spell Damage: +50
4121	miser's arcane researcher's stylish wagon	0		Moxie: +25, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Meat Drop: +10
4122	pulsating skewed wad of slimy rags	0		
4123	up-at-dawn Fonzie's crown-shaped beanie of horror	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol"
4124	dance instructor's brainy hopping socks of the glutton	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip
4125	pulsating sizzling wholesome poodle skirt of the cheetah	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +10, Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
4126	fireproof Van der Graaf Herculean letterman's jacket	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Hot Resistance: +3, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
4127	flame-wreathed Jack Frost's forbidden hardened slime hat	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy"
4128	resourceful rock-hard hardened slime pants of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum MP: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato"
4129	wobbly vibrating hardened slime belt of the empath of the sewer	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +5, Stench Damage: +25, Single Equip
4130	empty agua de vida bottle	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4131	powdered blinking boot plant	1	crappy	Last Available: "2009-06"
4132	hand-crafted mirror sham champagne	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2009-06"
4133	moist twirling tempura air	0		Effect: "Spore-Wreathed", Effect Duration: 15
4134	ionized flattened twirling pressurized potion of pneumaticity	0		Effect: "Omphalotus Omnipresence", Effect Duration: 20
4135	moveable feast	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2009-11", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.35
4136	asbestos-lined baleful thinker's brainy Bag o' Tricks	0		Mysticality: 15, Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +5, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Open the Bag o' Tricks", Last Available: "2009-07"
4137	slime stack	0		
4138	a rumpled paper strip	0		
4139	a creased paper strip	0		
4140	a folded paper strip	0		
4141	a crinkled paper strip	0		
4142	a crumpled paper strip	0		
4143	a ragged paper strip	0		
4144	tumbling a ripped paper strip	0		
4145	pulsating asbestos-lined funny paper hat	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 2"
4146	dry sand	0		Effect: "Chief Executive Optimism", Effect Duration: 52
4147	veiny charged magnet of horror	0		Maximum HP: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2009-09"
4148	stone sphere	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-09"
4149	quadroculars	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-09"
4150	ghostly lint	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4151	corrupted unsweetened dubious peppermint	0		Effect: "Very Clean Guns", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2020-09"
4152	irradiated concentrated Elvish delight	0		Effect: "Boschface", Effect Duration: 47
4153	rockfish stomach	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4154	pulsating live lobster	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4155	wok lobster	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4156	pebbles	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4157	twirling cyan gravel	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4158	rock	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4159	rock lobster	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4160	bad strong upside-down pebblebr&auml;u	5	decent	Last Available: "2009-09"
4161	normal rocky road ice cream	4	good	Last Available: "2009-09"
4162	extra-strength rubber bands	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4163	aerosolized triple-irradiated narrow children of the candy corn	0		Effect: "Mushroom Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 27
4164	irradiated magnetized Good 'n' Slimy	0		Effect: "Human-Orc Hybrid", Effect Duration: 20
4165	upside-down mirror up-at-dawn resourceful Staff of the Soupbone of chilblains	0		Maximum MP: +50, Cold Damage: +25, Adventures: +5
4166	Voluminous Radio Pants of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "2xGhoul, cap 37"
4167	skewed rock-hard Voluminous Radio Hat	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul, cap 37"
4168	blue spinning Jim Carey's Voluminous Radio Sneakers	0		Monster Level: +25, Single Equip
4169	narrow narrow 4-d camera	0		
4170	shaking 4-d camera	0		
4171	crystallized memory	0		
4172	tumbling rock helmet of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xGhuol, cap 25"
4173	pulsating huge rock pants of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 25"
4174	wobbly veiny rock necklace	0		Maximum HP: +10, Single Equip
4175	spaghetti cult robe	0		
4176	sugar sheet	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4177	Tome of Sugar Shummoning	0		Free Pull, Skill: "Summon Sugar Sheets"
4178	sugar shotgun of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4179	studded sugar shillelagh	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4180	Temple Grandin's sugar shank	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4181	blinking gray nasty sugar chapeau of wisdom of the cougar	0		Mysticality: +15, Moxie: +20, Stench Damage: +5, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xVolley, 2xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-09"
4182	sugar shorts of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-09"
4183	spinning sugar shield	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4184	slime convention swag bag	0		
4185	spinning slime convention flyers	0		
4186	blue upside-down slime convention coupons	0		
4187	studded slime convention pin	0		Damage Absorption: +80
4188	slime convention t-shirt	0		
4189	inverse geode	0		
4190	control crystal	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4191	sugar shirt	0		Item Drop: +5, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4192	sugar shard	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4193	stiffened rave visor	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1.5xPotato, cap 37", Raveosity: +2
4194	lightning-fast baggy rave pants	0		Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 37", Raveosity: +2
4195	scorching pacifier necklace	0		Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip, Raveosity: +2
4196	sea cowbell	0		
4197	shaking sea	0		
4198	sea lasso	0		
4199	reassuring sea cowboy hat of courage of the sweet-tooth	0		Spooky Resistance: 4, Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xLep"
4200	blurry grouper fangirl	0		
4201	pulsating gill rings	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4202	jittery urchin roe	0		
4203	pet anemone	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4204	squat green Mer-kin cheatsheet	0		
4205	Mer-kin wordquiz	0		
4206	greasy razor-sharp brand new key	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
4207	resourceful dorsal fin	0		Maximum MP: +50
4208	skate skates	0		
4209	huge skate skin	0		
4210	upside-down roller skate decoy	0		
4211	ghostly mermaid's purse	0		
4212	underwater slingshot	0		
4213	wicked strapping skate blade	0		Muscle: +5, Spell Damage: +5
4214	spangly unitard	0		
4215	lightning-fast collapsible baton of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +40
4216	squat groupie lipstick	0		
4217	groupie bra	0		
4218	adjusted enhanced huge groupie spangles	0		Effect: "No Vertigo", Effect Duration: 21
4219	skate board of the boozehound of the early riser	0		Booze Drop: +100, Adventures: +7
4220	shaking S.A.V.E. flyer	0		
4221	narrow wool yield shield	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2009-09"
4222	spinning map to the Skate Park	0		
4223	squamous polyp	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4224	unspeakable lozenges	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-10"
4225	roller skate doll	0		
4226	huge executive Star of Bravery	0		Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip
4227	shaking hungover chauvinist pig	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-10"
4228	perfectly ordinary frog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-10"
4229	yellow amphibious tophat	0		Equips On: "Dancing Frog", Familiar Effect: "adventure underwater"
4230	bottle of Cochon Noir	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4231	ice skate decoy	0		
4232	wobbly ice skate doll	0		
4233	hacienda key	0		
4234	pat&eacute; knife of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3
4235	fuchsia bouncing salt-shaker	0		
4236	teal jittery can of sterno	0		
4237	fuchsia fireproof cheese-slicer	0		Hot Resistance: +3
4238	spoiled beef jerky	3	crappy	
4239	veiny pipe wrench	0		Maximum HP: +10
4240	nitrogenated gray bouncing gun cleaning kit	0		Effect: "Ermine Eyes", Effect Duration: 29
4241	smartaleck's sleep mask	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Blind, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 37"
4242	steel-toed sock garters	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Single Equip
4243	adjusted altered mariachi toothpaste	0		Effect: "Hennaliciousness", Effect Duration: 24
4244	crafty leather-bound tome	0		Maximum MP: +10
4245	spinning mirror bookmark	0		
4246	ivory cue ball of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50
4247	mediocre blinking decanter of fine Scotch	4	decent	
4248	boiled expensive cigar	1		
4249	pulsating tophat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4250	fisherman's sack	0		
4251	bouncing fuchsia fish-oil smoke bomb	0		
4252	galvanized pressed squat vial of squid ink	0		Effect: "You're Rubber", Effect Duration: 60
4253	oxidized adjusted mirror potion of speed	0		Effect: "Spell Transfer Complete", Effect Duration: 37
4254	bark	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4255	Wolfman Nardz	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4256	activated sap	0		Effect: "Super-Mega-Ultra-Charged", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2009-10"
4257	petrified wood	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4258	snack-sized flavorless shaking chocolate-covered scarab beetle	2	decent	Last Available: "2009-10"
4259	practically non-alcoholic lousy mulled cider	1	decent	Last Available: "2009-10"
4260	wolfman mask	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-10"
4261	pumpkinhead mask	0		Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-10"
4262	mummy costume	0		Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-10"
4263	blue blurry Ax of L'rose	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4264	spinning huge Newton's bark boxers	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xVolley, cap 10", Last Available: "2009-10"
4265	blurry Jack Frost's bark beret	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 2.5xLep, cap 10", Last Available: "2009-10"
4266	chaotic bark bracelet	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Single Equip
4267	Lo Pan's Krakrox's Loincloth of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 31"
4268	frosty Galapagosian Cuisses of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, MP regen, cap 31"
4269	grievous Angelhair Culottes of bravery	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spooky Resistance: +5, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, 2xGhoul, cap 31"
4270	upside-down studded Newman's Own Trousers of mayonnaise	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xPotato, cap 31"
4271	educational Volartta's bellbottoms of the brazier	0		Experience: +1, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1.5xFairy, cap 31"
4272	skewed blinking auspicious Jim Carey's Lederhosen of the Night	0		Monster Level: +25, Item Drop: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xGhuol, cap 31"
4273	altered denatured ribbon candy	0		Effect: "Celestial Vision", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2020-09"
4274	huge Underworld acorn	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-10"
4275	Underworld trunk	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4276	blinking curative rosy-cheeked Newton's Underworld truncheon	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum HP Percent: +30, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2009-10"
4277	jittery lightning-fast rosewater-soaked wholesome Staff of the Woodfire	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2009-10"
4278	squat toasty Underworld flail of the bloodbag of the sweet-tooth	0		Maximum HP: +100, Hot Damage: +5, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2009-10"
4279	ghostly ghostly green Mer-kin cancerstick	0		
4280	Mer-kin sawdust	0		
4281	censurious steel-toed Mer-kin bunwig	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley"
4282	crafty shellacked crappy Mer-kin mask of the scaredy-cat	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum MP: +10, Monster Level: -15, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xBarrr"
4283	miser's foul-smelling crappy Mer-kin tailpiece	0		Stench Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy"
4284	knitted friendly Mer-kin gladiator mask of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Weight: +3, Cold Resistance: +3, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr"
4285	toasty wicked Mer-kin scholar mask of the empath	0		Spell Damage: +5, Familiar Weight: +5, Hot Damage: +5, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "cold atk"
4286	twirling teal energetic curative Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece of temperance	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy"
4287	smelly Temple Grandin's electrified Mer-kin scholar tailpiece	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Stench Spell Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xFairy"
4288	shaking nasty Jack Frost's resourceful Mer-kin headguard	0		Maximum MP: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Stench Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk"
4289	squat Mer-kin waistrope of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4290	upside-down wobbly avaricious dance instructor's Mer-kin facecowl of Gandalf	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +30
4291	Socratic Mer-kin thighguard	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1
4292	Da Vinci's slick Mer-kin dodgeball of the sweet-tooth	0		Moxie: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Candy Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ball Bust", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ball Sweat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ball Sack"
4293	lion tamer's padded Mer-kin dragnet of courage	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Experience (familiar): +2, Spooky Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Net Gain", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Net Loss", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Net Neutrality"
4294	rosy-cheeked Samson's Mer-kin switchblade of the empath	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Familiar Weight: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blade Sling", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blade Roller", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blade Runner"
4295	crystal orb of spirit wrangling	0		
4296	blinking depleted uranium seal figurine	0		
4297	squat aromatic toasty padded Ass-Stompers of Violence	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Hot Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Stomp Ass"
4298	savvy Brand of Violence of Tarzan of Flo-Jo	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience (Muscle): +3, Initiative: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Brand"
4299	spinning asbestos-lined scandalous Temple Grandin's Novelty Belt Buckle of Violence	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Sleaze Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip
4300	steel-toed dance instructor's smartaleck's Lens of Violence	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Damage Reduction: 9, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Violent Gaze", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr"
4301	wobbly sizzling veiny Pigsticker of Violence of the glutton	0		Maximum HP: +10, Hot Damage: +10, Food Drop: +100
4302	smooth Jodhpurs of Violence of horror of bravery	0		Moxie: +15, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Mosh", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato"
4303	lightning-fast avaricious crafty Cold Stone of Hatred	0		Maximum MP: +10, Meat Drop: +30, Initiative: +40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Chilling Grip"
4304	nippy padded occult Girdle of Hatred	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Damage Absorption: +20, Cold Damage: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tighten Girdle"
4305	ruddy dance instructor's Staff of Simmering Hatred of Flo-Jo	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Initiative: +100
4306	upside-down huge prompt greasy brainy Pantaloons of Hatred	0		Mysticality: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "[7156]Static Shock", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xVolley"
4307	bouncing reassuring foul-smelling supercool Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip
4308	pulsating nippy Lo Pan's dangerous Lens of Hatred	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Cold Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Hateful Gaze", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xBarrr"
4309	mirror Tesla Sinatra's Treads of Loathing of Leguizamo	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Monster Level: +20, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Cloathing
4310	steel-toed Scepter of Loathing of courage of the glutton	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Spooky Resistance: +3, Food Drop: +100, Cloathing
4311	inspector's reassuring Temple Grandin's Belt of Loathing	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Spooky Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip, Cloathing
4312	ghostly clever Fonzie's Goggles of Loathing of the brazier	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum MP: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Cloathing, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 1.5xBarrr"
4313	pulsating rock-hard wizardly Stick-Knife of Loathing of bravery	0		Mysticality: +25, Damage Reduction: 5, Spooky Resistance: +5, Cloathing
4314	jittery stiffened supercool savvy Jeans of Loathing	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Moxie Percent: +20, Damage Reduction: 1, Cloathing, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
4315	knitted Annual Ascot	0		Cold Resistance: +3
4316	twirling stanky manspreader's extremely unsafe Sledgehammer of the V&aelig;lkyr	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Monster Level: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bashing Slam Smash"
4317	twirling careful baleful Flail of the Seven Aspects of mayonnaise	0		Spell Damage: +25, Monster Level: -10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Turtle of Seven Tails"
4318	jittery sage brainy Wrath of the Capsaician Pastalords of the early riser	0		Mysticality: +5, Mysticality Percent: +10, Adventures: +7, Class: "Pastamancer", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Noodles of Fire"
4319	tumbling therapeutic Windsor Pan of the Source of the wise owl of James Dean	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience (Moxie): +3, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Class: "Sauceror", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Saucemageddon"
4320	prompt stiffened weightlifter's Seeger's Unstoppable Banjo	0		Muscle: +15, Damage Reduction: 1, Adventures: +3, Class: "Disco Bandit", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Funk Bluegrass Fusion"
4321	Jim Carey's energetic Herculean The Trickster's Trikitixa of incineration	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Monster Level: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Extreme High Note"
4322	thinker's Claw of the Infernal Seal of incineration of the cheetah	0		Mysticality: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +60, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip
4323	purple wobbly prompt crafty experienced Garter of the Turtle Poacher	0		Experience: +2, Maximum MP: +10, Adventures: +3, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Single Equip
4324	purple careful occult Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Monster Level: -10, Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip
4325	Jim Carey's ruddy wicked Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	0		Spell Damage: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Monster Level: +25, Class: "Sauceror", Single Equip
4326	red Annie Oakley's veiny smartaleck's Bling of the New Wave	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip, Extra Pickpocket
4327	narrow prompt frosty extremely unsafe La Hebilla del Cintur&oacute;n de Lopez	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +3, Class: "Accordion Thief", Single Equip
4328	mirror suspicious stocking	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-12"
4329	bag of many confections	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4330	super-sized tasty candy kneecapping stick	5	awesome	Last Available: "2009-12"
4331	thick moldy maroon licorice garrote	5	crappy	Last Available: "2009-12"
4332	yellow candy knuckles of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2009-12"
4333	delicious maroon tumbling huge jawbruiser	4	awesome	Last Available: "2010-12"
4334	nitrogenated skewed chocolate car	0		Effect: "Grumpy and Ornery", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2009-12"
4335	cyan Sinatra's plastic 11 Dealer	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4336	squat plastic Crimbo Casino of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2009-12"
4337	horrifying plastic stocking mimic	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2009-12"
4338	red plastic Don Crimbo of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2009-12"
4339	spinning jittery wobbly boxer's plastic Crimbomination	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Last Available: "2009-12"
4340	quantum shaking Piddles	0		Effect: "Abyssal Tears", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2009-12"
4341	diffused pressed energized red BitterSweetTarts	0		Effect: "You Know When to Walk Away", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2009-12"
4342	corrupted yellow Polka Pop	0		Effect: "Starry-Eyed", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2009-12"
4343	Crimbuck	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4344	Crimbo wreath	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4345	olive string of Crimbo lights	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4346	plastic Crimbo reindeer	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4347	gingerbread house	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4348	leftover Crimbo rations	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4349	snow hat of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2009-12"
4350	lard-coated snow pants	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2009-12"
4351	snow belly of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-12"
4352	bouncing pile of loose snow	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4353	Crimbough	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4354	narrow A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	0		Skill: "Holiday Weight Gain", Last Available: "2009-12"
4355	lime green A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	0		Skill: "Jingle Bells", Last Available: "2009-12"
4356	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	0		Skill: "Candyblast", Last Available: "2009-12"
4357	huge A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	0		Skill: "Surge of Icing", Last Available: "2009-12"
4358	purple pulsating A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	0		Skill: "Stealth Mistletoe", Last Available: "2009-12"
4359	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	0		Skill: "Cringle's Curative Carol", Last Available: "2009-12"
4360	tiny yummy expired can of franks 'n' beans	1	awesome	Last Available: "2009-12"
4361	drinkable expired bottle of peppermint schnapps	4	good	Last Available: "2009-12"
4362	snow halo	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4363	gray elf resistance button	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4364	ionized extra-tarnished tumbling squat elven suicide capsule	0		Effect: "Adrenaline Rush", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2009-12"
4365	rotten penguin focaccia bread	3	crappy	Last Available: "2009-12"
4366	acceptable jittery herringcello	3	good	Last Available: "2009-12"
4367	mediocre elven cellocello	4	decent	Last Available: "2009-12"
4368	wrench handle	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4369	bouncing handful of headless bolts	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4370	fuchsia bottle of agitprop ink	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4371	handful of wires	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4372	chunk of cement	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4373	tumbling grappling hook	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4374	twirling elf ear	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4375	spiraling shape	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4376	Crimbomination Contraption	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4377	knitted throwing wrench	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2009-12"
4378	pair of bolt cutters of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2009-12"
4379	stiffened poison pen	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Last Available: "2009-12"
4380	supercool speed limit shield	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Last Available: "2009-12"
4381	ghostly frightening Van der Graaf live wire	0		Spooky Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2009-12"
4382	misfit dolly of terror of temperance	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4383	frosty stiffened misfit hobby horse	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2009-12"
4384	miser's knitted misfit teddy bear	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2009-12"
4385	tumbling shellacked padded pocketwatch on a chain	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2009-12"
4386	ghostly bouncing cyan stiffened stylish cement sandals	0		Moxie: +25, Damage Reduction: 1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-12"
4387	blinking razor-sharp night-vision goggles of terror	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-12"
4388	passable elf mask	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-12"
4389	reassuring peanut brittle shield	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2009-12"
4390	shaking arcane researcher's wizardly Red Rover BB gun	0		Mysticality: +25, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Last Available: "2009-12"
4391	rosy-cheeked red-and-green sweater	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "[7094]Static Shock", Last Available: "2009-12"
4392	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	0		Skill: "Summon Crimbo Candy", Last Available: "2009-12"
4393	ionized blurry Crimbo peppermint bark	0		Effect: "Infernal Thirst", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2009-12"
4394	galvanized diffused lime green Crimbo fudge	0		Effect: "Stimulated Body", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2009-12"
4395	extra-unsweetened altered Crimbo pecan	0		Effect: "Brother Flying Burrito's Blessing", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2009-12"
4396	mirror lime green Jack-in-the-box	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4397	crank handle	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4398	cheese ball	0		Last Available: "2010-01"
4399	gravedigger's cheese sword	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4400	wool cheese diaper	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4401	cheese wheel of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4402	cheese eye of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Give Your Opponent the Stinkeye", Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4403	blinking medical-grade personal trainer's brainy Staff of Queso Escusado	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4405	foreign box	0		
4406	huge The Art of Slapfighting	0		Class: "Seal Clubber", Skill: "Iron Palm Technique", Last Available: "2010-06"
4407	green blurry pulsating Uncle Romulus	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer", Skill: "Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin", Last Available: "2010-03"
4408	shaking A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Skill: "Stringozzi Serpent", Last Available: "2010-04"
4409	blurry Zu Mannk&auml;se Dienen	0		Class: "Sauceror", Skill: "K&auml;seso&szlig;esturm", Last Available: "2010-01"
4410	wobbly purple The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	0		Class: "Disco Bandit", Skill: "Kung Fu Hustler", Last Available: "2011-01"
4411	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	0		Class: "Accordion Thief", Skill: "Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration", Last Available: "2010-02"
4412	yummy snack-sized huge quantum taco	0	???	Last Available: "2010-10"
4413	irresponsibly strong hand-crafted Schr&ouml;dinger's thermos	0	???	Last Available: "2010-04"
4414	olive colorful plastic ball	0		Last Available: "2010-01"
4415	squat sealhide hood	0		Item Drop: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 40"
4416	skewed beefy sealhide leggings	0		Muscle: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 40"
4417	Newton's sealhide cloak	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3
4418	blinking medical-grade sealhide buckler	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
4419	razor-sharp sealhide whip	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25
4420	twirling maroon gravedigger's sealhide moccasins	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip
4421	blurry crafty sealhide gloves	0		Maximum MP: +10
4422	narrow medical-grade sealhide belt	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
4423	purple sealhide snare	0		
4424	puzzling trophy	0		
4425	energized non-adjusted irradiated sealhide seal doll	0		Effect: "[800]Chocolate Reign", Effect Duration: 44
4426	hymnal	0		Skill: "Canticle of Carboloading"
4428	Sherlock's glowstick on a string	0		Item Drop: +25, Raveosity: +1
4429	candy necklace of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Single Equip, Raveosity: +1
4430	spinning mirror teddybear backpack of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Raveosity: +1
4431	NPZR chemistry set	0		Last Available: "2011-08"
4432	tarnished aerosolized quadruple-denatured narrow invisibility potion	0		Effect: "Initiative and Let Die", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2011-08"
4433	colloidal anodized irresistibility potion	0		Effect: "Neutered Nostrils", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2011-08"
4434	quantum non-colloidal pulsating irritability potion	0		Effect: "Chauve-Souris Merde Fou", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2011-08"
4436	cube	0		Last Available: "2011-02"
4438	hellseal whisker	0		
4439	hellseal claw	0		
4440	dance instructor's guard turtle shell	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 40"
4441	greedy crowbar	0		Meat Drop: +20
4442	twirling spaghetti cult rosary of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30
4443	ghostly Tesla spaghetti cult mask	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 38"
4444	narrow guard turtle collar	0		Familiar Damage: +10
4445	tumbling Annie Oakley's spangly mariachi pants	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, 2xPotato, cap 37"
4446	therapeutic razor-sharp spangly mariachi vest	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
4447	Herculean spangly sombrero	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, 2xPotato, cap 37"
4448	powdered tumbling Instant Karma	1	good	
4449	painting of a landscape	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4450	map to The Landscaper's Lair	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4451	blurry flame-wreathed pointy hat	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 27", Last Available: "2010-04"
4452	foul-smelling machetito	0		Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2010-04"
4453	ghostly squat energetic lawnmower blade	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2010-04"
4454	blurry grass clippings	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
4455	The Landscaper's leafblower of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2010-04"
4456	tumbling snowball	0		
4457	snailmail bits	0		
4458	jittery Van der Graaf curative snailmail coif	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 41"
4459	curative snailmail breeches of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 0.5xFairy, cap 41"
4460	cyan blurry rosewater-soaked snailmail hauberk of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Stench Resistance: +3
4461	improved warmed squat seal-brain elixir	0		Effect: "Mistified", Effect Duration: 36
4462	tarnished yellow chocolate seal-clubbing club	0		Effect: "Partially Ghosted", Effect Duration: 51
4463	improved altered narrow chocolate turtle totem	0		Effect: "Voracious Gorging", Effect Duration: 41
4464	energized chocolate pasta spoon	0		Effect: "Protection from Bad Stuff", Effect Duration: 63
4465	oxidized concentrated ghostly squat fuchsia chocolate saucepan	0		Effect: "Cybernetic Muscles", Effect Duration: 68
4466	dry twirling chocolate disco ball	0		Effect: "Strong Grip", Effect Duration: 46
4467	activated denatured chocolate stolen accordion	0		Effect: "Izchak's Blessing", Effect Duration: 39
4468	Libram of BRICKOs	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-02", Skill: "Summon BRICKOs"
4469	BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4470	BRICKO eye brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4471	baleful BRICKO hat	0		Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2010-02"
4472	censurious BRICKO pants	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 2xLep, 1xPotato, cap 22", Last Available: "2010-02"
4473	BRICKO sword	0		Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2010-02"
4474	BRICKO ooze	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4475	BRICKO bat	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4476	skewed spinning BRICKO oyster	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4477	narrow BRICKO turtle	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4478	BRICKO elephant	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4479	BRICKO octopus	0		Last Available: "2010-02", Wiki Name: "BRICKO octopus (item)"
4480	BRICKO python	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4481	BRICKO vacuum cleaner	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4482	BRICKO airship	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4483	BRICKO cathedral	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4484	BRICKO gargantuchicken	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4485	fuchsia upside-down BRICKO pyramid	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4486	wobbly BRICKO pearl	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4487	hardened BRICKO bulwark	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2010-02"
4488	tumbling BRICKO trunk	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4489	gilded BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4490	gilded BRICKO chalice	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4491	BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4492	narrow BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4493	squat broken BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4494	bouncing BRICKO reactor	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4495	ghostly spinning BRICKO egg	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4496	extra-heavy BRICKO brick	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-02"
4497	boiled boiled triple-wet recording of The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	0		Effect: "Stimulated Body", Effect Duration: 24
4498	chilled electrified ghostly recording of Benetton's Medley of Diversity	0		Effect: "Puddingskin", Effect Duration: 44
4499	altered diffused pulsating recording of Elron's Explosive Etude	0		Effect: "Gemini Rising", Effect Duration: 56
4500	quadruple-alkaline polarized mirror recording of Chorale of Companionship	0		Effect: "Aquarius Rising", Effect Duration: 51
4501	altered recording of Prelude of Precision	0		Effect: "Hair on Your Chest", Effect Duration: 56
4502	altered recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad	0		Effect: "Loyal Tea", Effect Duration: 17
4503	deionized aerosolized recording of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	0		Effect: "Piratastic", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2010-02"
4504	beefy heart of the volcano of James Dean	0		Muscle: +10, Experience (Moxie): +3
4505	improved Northern pemmican	0		Effect: "Heart of White", Effect Duration: 52
4506	puzzling ribbon	0		
4507	purple Clan looking glass	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-03"
4508	quantum super-diffused &quot;DRINK ME&quot; potion	0		Effect: "Resilient Spirit", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2010-03"
4509	shaking reflection of a map	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4510	stale big walrus ice cream	5	decent	Last Available: "2010-03"
4511	normal beautiful soup	3	good	Last Available: "2010-03"
4512	spinning huge eggman noodles	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4513	skewed yellow Vial of <i>jus de larmes</i>	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4514	spoiled twirling Humpty Dumplings	3	crappy	Last Available: "2010-03"
4515	bland yellow Lobster <i>qua</i> Grill	3	decent	Last Available: "2010-03"
4516	practically non-alcoholic bad missing wine	1	decent	Last Available: "2010-03"
4517	moldy matter custard	3	crappy	Last Available: "2010-03"
4518	energized ionized comfit?	0		Effect: "Cuts Like a Buttered Knife", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2010-03"
4519	jittery ittah bittah hookah	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-03"
4520	Fonzie's flamingo mallet of the boozehound	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2010-03"
4521	croquet hedgehog	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4522	Tiger-lily's milk	1	decent	Last Available: "2010-03"
4523	wool wicked eye of the Tiger-lily	0		Spell Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2010-03"
4524	brainy weightlifter's wig	0		Muscle: +15, Mysticality: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 17", Last Available: "2010-03"
4525	normal mirror donut	4	good	Last Available: "2010-03"
4526	rotten diet enchanted skewed bucket of honey	1	crappy	Effect: "Bloody-minded", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2010-03"
4527	frightening hardy elephant stinger	0		Maximum HP: +50, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2010-03"
4528	flavorless dragon snaps	3	decent	Last Available: "2010-03"
4529	skewed upside-down hardy snapdragon pistil of Gandalf	0		Maximum HP: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2010-03"
4530	puff of smoke	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4531	tiny bland rook cookie	1	decent	Last Available: "2010-03"
4532	stale bishop cookie	3	decent	Last Available: "2010-03"
4533	half-sized adequate knight cookie	2	good	Last Available: "2010-03"
4534	rotten king cookie	3	crappy	Last Available: "2010-03"
4535	half-sized flavorless queen cookie	2	decent	Effect: "Towering Strength", Last Available: "2010-03"
4536	spinning fairy-worn boots	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-08"
4537	horrifying insane tophat	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 7", Last Available: "2010-03"
4538	Rosewater's helm of the knight of the overflowing toilet	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 15", Last Available: "2010-03"
4539	wobbly jittery wristwatch of the knight of the blizzard of the brazier	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-03", Nonstackable Watch
4540	green Jeselnik's trousers of the knight of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Sleaze Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2.5xPotato, 2xLep, cap 15", Last Available: "2010-03"
4541	tophat of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 25"
4542	skewed tie of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip
4543	manspreader's tuxedo pants	0		Monster Level: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 25"
4544	porpoise	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4545	lime green spinning pocketwatch	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4546	narrow bandersnatch	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4547	caterpillar	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4548	walrus	0		Last Available: "2010-03", Synergetic
4549	tumbling blue carpenter	0		Last Available: "2010-03", Synergetic
4550	purple dodo	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4551	educational detour shield	0		Experience: +1, Last Available: "2010-03"
4552	shaking left parenthesis	0		
4553	twirling lowercase a	0		
4554	percent sign	0		
4555	left bracket	0		
4556	right parenthesis	0		
4557	dollar sign	0		
4558	pulsating equal sign	0		
4559	record album	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4560	map to Professor Jacking's laboratory	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4561	can of depilatory cream	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4562	hair of the calf	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4563	triple-distilled hand-crafted huge world's most unappetizing beverage	6	EPIC	Last Available: "2010-04"
4564	slippery when wet shield of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2010-04"
4565	rotten super-sized raisin	5	crappy	Last Available: "2010-04"
4566	fly glasses	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2010-04"
4567	frightening thinker's flyest of shirts	0		Mysticality: +10, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2010-04"
4568	diet delicious a dance upon the palate	1	awesome	Last Available: "2010-04"
4569	half-sized adequate huge prehistoric meteorite jawbreaker	2	good	Last Available: "2010-04"
4570	huge spinning olive Crazyleg's razor	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4571	normal squirmy violent party snack	3	good	Last Available: "2010-04"
4572	lime green huge hale can-you-dig-it?	0		Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2010-04"
4573	The Legendary Beat	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4574	panicked kernel	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-04"
4575	skewed bugged beanie	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2010-04"
4576	bugged balaclava	0		Monster Level: +20, Equips On: "Baby Bugged Bugbear", Last Available: "2010-04"
4577	fuchsia bugged b&Atilde;&para;n&plusmn;&Atilde;&copy;t	0		Food Drop: +5, Pants Drop: +5, Candy Drop: +5, Equips On: "Baby Bugged Bugbear", Last Available: "2010-04"
4578	meat st&permil;&iquest;bing club	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4579	dry quantum shaking Knob G&Atilde;&para;blin l&Atilde;&sup2;ve potion	0		Effect: "Elron's Explosive Etude", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2010-04"
4580	wobbly wicked school Mafi<i>a kni</i>cke&frac12;&aelig;	0		Spell Damage: +5, Last Available: "2010-04"
4581	squat T&Icirc;&curren;&loz;lisman of Bai&oslash;&Dagger; of wisdom of the sewer	0		Mysticality: +15, Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2010-04", Wiki Name: "Bugged baio"
4582	blurry fat bottom quark	0		Last Available: "2010-05"
4583	glob of skin	0		
4584	normal six wedges of goat cheese	3	good	
4585	collection of objects	0		
4586	green skewed boulder	0		
4587	goth	0		
4588	squat brown pixel	0		
4589	medical-grade pixel whip	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
4590	squat nippy pixel chain whip	0		Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2010-07"
4591	wobbly smooth pixel morning star	0		Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2010-07"
4592	pixel orb	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4593	huge spinning pixellated moneybag	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4594	huge pixel cross	0		
4595	pixel holy water	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4596	tumbling map to Vanya's Castle	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4597	skewed 8-Bit Power magazine	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4598	pixel stopwatch	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4599	bottle opener	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4600	map to the Kegger in the Woods	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4601	smooth plastic cup of beer	4	awesome	Last Available: "2010-06"
4602	orquette's phone number	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4603	bronze handcuffs	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4604	keg	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4605	Jeselnik's horrifying bottle of Goldschn&ouml;ckered	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Goldensh&ouml;wer", Last Available: "2010-06"
4606	delicious sun-dried tofu	4	awesome	Effect: "Deadened palate", Effect Duration: 1, Last Available: "2010-08"
4607	acceptable twirling soyburger juice	4	good	Effect: "Oversaturated Palate", Effect Duration: 1, Last Available: "2010-08"
4608	respected companion biscuit	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4609	cyan essential tofu	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4610	super-corrupted ionized purple blinking tumbling essential soy	0		Effect: "Cool, Catlike", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2010-08"
4611	modified denatured essential cameraderie	0		Effect: "Trufflin'", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2010-08"
4612	maroon souvenir drawing	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4613	map to the Magic Commune	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4614	occult Crown of Thrones	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-05"
4615	delicious Cinco Mayo Lager	3	awesome	Last Available: "2010-05"
4616	cyan Underworld sapling	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4617	pruning shears	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4618	plastic cup of flat beer	0		
4619	frisbee	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4620	motorcycle	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-06"
4621	Game Grid token	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4622	Game Grid ticket	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4623	pickled extra-ionized narrow chocolate-covered caviar	0		Effect: "Leo Rising", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2020-09"
4624	adequate big pawn cookie	5	good	Last Available: "2010-06"
4625	distilled coffee pixie stick	1	crappy	Last Available: "2010-06"
4626	superduperball	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4627	finger cuffs	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4628	parachute guy	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4629	blinking lard-coated plastic spider ring	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shoot Web", Last Available: "2010-06"
4630	upside-down friendly plastic kazoo	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2010-06"
4631	wholesome inflatable baseball bat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2010-06"
4632	aromatic electrified googly-star hat	0		Stench Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2010-06"
4633	ghostly energetic brainy googly-ball hat	0		Mysticality: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2010-06"
4634	studded brawny googly-heart hat	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Damage Absorption: +80, Last Available: "2010-06"
4635	blinking wool Da Vinci's super-sweet boom box	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Cold Resistance: +1, Four Songs, Last Available: "2010-06"
4636	blinking huge Game Grid valued membership card	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4637	green ruddy Fonzie's sinister demon mask of the scaredy-cat	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Monster Level: -15, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2010-06"
4638	flame-retardant frightening streetfighting champion's belt of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Spooky Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-06"
4639	tumbling toasty frosty sharpshooter's Space Trip safety headphones	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-06"
4640	LARP carp of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50
4641	mansplainer's experienced KoL Con Six Pack	0		Experience: +2, Monster Level: +15
4642	rosewater-soaked Gregarious Gregorian Smock	0		Stench Resistance: +3
4643	narrow Newton's rxr shield	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2010-06"
4644	up-at-dawn dog trainer's Juju Mojo Mask of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Experience (familiar): +1, Adventures: +5, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-07"
4645	Van der Graaf space trooper helmet	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 2"
4646	family-friendly Newton's Meteoid ice beam of courage	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Spooky Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2011-12"
4647	blinking sage beefy Dungeon Fist gauntlet of the bloodbag	0		Muscle: +10, Mysticality Percent: +10, Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2011-06"
4648	ghostly Schmalz's First Prize Beer	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4649	chiptune guitar	0		Item Drop: +25, Equips On: "Mini-Hipster", Familiar Effect: "item drop"
4650	fixed-gear bicycle	0		Experience: +3, Equips On: "Mini-Hipster", Familiar Effect: "stats"
4651	ironic moustache	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Familiar Effect: "+10 lbs"
4652	spinning blue frightening ironic knit cap of the glutton	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 10"
4653	purple ironic sunglasses	0		Single Equip, Thorns: 1
4654	steel-toed ironic battle spoon	0		Damage Reduction: 9
4655	twirling teal thinker's ironic jogging shorts of dire peril of temperance	0		Mysticality: +10, Weapon Damage: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 6xGhuol, cap 10"
4656	upside-down ruddy mole skin notebook	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40
4657	lime green shaking pair of jeans	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4658	map to Ellsbury's Claim	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4659	wobbly careful blackberry galoshes	0		Monster Level: -10, Single Equip
4660	censurious manspreader's trout fang	0		Monster Level: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2010-09"
4661	decent poisonous caviar	3	good	Last Available: "2010-09"
4662	ionized warmed colloidal wet venom duct	0		Effect: "Rainbow Bright", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2010-09"
4663	Ellsbury's journal	0		Skill: "Unaccompanied Miner", Last Available: "2010-09"
4664	miser's slick Ellsbury's skull	0		Moxie: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2010-09"
4665	ghostly hot plate of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Thorns: 1
4666	careful imp unity ring of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Monster Level: -10
4667	stanky Victor, the Insult Comic Hellhound Puppet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25
4668	careful observational glasses	0		Monster Level: -10
4669	ghostly family-friendly hilarious comedy prop	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1
4670	upside-down beer-scented teddy bear	0		
4671	delicious booze-soaked cherry	4	awesome	
4672	comfy pillow	0		
4673	bland marshmallow	3	decent	
4674	bland sponge cake	3	decent	
4675	artisanal blinking gin-soaked blotter paper	3	EPIC	
4676	tree-holed coin	0		
4677	narrow narrow unearthed volcanic meteoroid	0		Skill: "Volcanometeor Showeruption", Last Available: "2011-12"
4678	unearthed potsherd	0		
4679	volcanic ash	0		
4680	ghostly smoked potsherd	0		
4681	hardy pottery shield	0		Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2010-09"
4682	chaotic pottery hat of the early riser	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 11", Last Available: "2010-09"
4683	lime green clever rock-hard pottery training pants	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum MP: +20, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xGhuol, cap 12", Last Available: "2010-09"
4684	olive knitted pottery club	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2010-09"
4685	slick pottery yo-yo	0		Moxie: +10, Last Available: "2010-09"
4686	pottery barn owl figurine	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4687	fossilized bat skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4688	fossilized serpent skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4689	fossilized baboon skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4690	fossilized wyrm skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4691	fossilized wing	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4692	jittery fossilized limb	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4693	fuchsia shaking fossilized torso	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4694	twirling fossilized spine	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4695	affordable teak perch	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-09"
4696	mirror friendly arcane researcher's smartaleck's Greatest American Pants	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 2.5xBarrr, 2xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2010-09"
4697	blue wobbly baleful fossilized necklace	0		Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2010-09"
4698	shaking imp air	0		
4699	shaking bus pass	0		
4700	fossilized spike	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4701	waterlogged crate	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4702	archaeologing shovel	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4703	careful red-hot medallion	0		Monster Level: -10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-09"
4704	cyan fossilized demon skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4705	fossilized spider skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4706	gray sinister tablet	0		
4707	E-Z Cook&trade; oven	0		
4708	My First Shaker&trade;	0		
4709	shaking hippo tutu	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
4710	purple immense ballet shoes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4711	lime green sweatpants	0		Familiar Effect: "8xPotato, cap 2"
4712	GameInformPowerDailyPro subscription card	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-02"
4713	popsicle stick	0		
4714	normal upside-down lemon popsicle	4	good	
4715	yummy popsicle	3	awesome	
4716	rotten strawberry popsicle	3	crappy	
4717	adequate gigantic liver popsicle	6	good	
4718	mariachi hat of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
4719	bouncing sinister Hollandaise helmet	0		Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
4720	organ grinder	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4721	microwave stogie	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4722	normal liver and let pie	4	good	Last Available: "2010-10"
4723	special flavorless twirling badass pie	3	decent	Effect: "Bone Homie", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2010-10"
4724	jumbo decent wobbly shoo-fish pie	5	good	Last Available: "2010-10"
4725	adequate half-sized piping organ pie	2	good	Last Available: "2010-10"
4726	fancy bland igloo pie	3	decent	Effect: "Gummi Badass", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2010-10"
4727	bland stomach turnover	3	decent	Last Available: "2010-10"
4728	enchanted rotten miniature dead lights pie	2	crappy	Effect: "Carol of the Bones", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2010-10"
4729	normal miniature throbbing organ pie	2	good	Last Available: "2010-10"
4730	energetic stop shield	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2009-12"
4731	maroon nest egg	0		
4732	red sleeping piano cat	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4733	yellow kitty sheet music	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4734	jittery squat rehearsing dramatic hedgehog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4735	prop sword	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4736	wobbly tangle of rat tails	0		
4737	brainy beer-soaked mop	0		Mysticality: +5
4738	bad jittery day-old beer	4	decent	
4739	lousy plain beer	4	decent	
4740	bad overpriced &quot;imported&quot; beer	3	decent	
4741	smiling rat	0		
4742	rat tooth polish	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4743	bone chips	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4744	aerosolized galvanized maroon ghostly PlexiPips	0		Effect: "Category", Effect Duration: 56
4745	chilled anodized adjusted Wax Flask	0		Effect: "Libra Rising", Effect Duration: 52
4746	diffused activated blurry Pain Dip	0		Effect: "Tea-hee", Effect Duration: 38
4747	normal squat bone meal	4	good	Last Available: "2010-10"
4748	hand-crafted bone aperitif	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2010-10"
4749	spinning bonerang of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2010-10"
4750	chilly bone and arrows	0		Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2010-10"
4751	Da Vinci's boning knife	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Last Available: "2010-10"
4752	bouncing veiny bone crusher	0		Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2010-10"
4753	nippy bone spurs	0		Cold Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-10"
4754	shaking hardened bonedanna of the storm	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 30", Last Available: "2010-10"
4755	rosewater-soaked cool boneana hammock	0		Moxie: +5, Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xVolley, cap 30", Last Available: "2010-10"
4756	bag of bones	0		Last Available: "2010-10"
4757	Stabonic scroll	0		Last Available: "2010-10"
4758	denatured jittery yellow candy skeleton	0		Effect: "Just the Brown Ones", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2020-09"
4759	Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4760	packet of pumpkin seeds	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4761	upside-down pumpkin	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4762	purple huge pumpkin	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4763	half-sized normal upside-down pumpkin pie	2	good	Last Available: "2010-11"
4764	extra-dry mediocre fancy squat pumpkin beer	5	decent	Effect: "Twinkly Weapon", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2010-11"
4765	warmed twirling pumpkin juice	0		Effect: "Neuromancy", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2010-11"
4766	pumpkin bomb	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4767	skewed Oprah's healthy shin gourds	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-11"
4768	Usain Bolt's ruddy beefcake's Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern	0		Muscle: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2010-11"
4769	pumpkin carriage	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4770	blinking Desert Bus pass	0		
4771	blinking ginormous pumpkin	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4804	Essence of Annoyance	0		Skill: "Summon Annoyance"
4805	twirling Unmotivator: Crashed Orca	0		Free Pull
4806	ghostly Unmotivator: Success Warrior	0		Free Pull
4807	Unmotivator: Crashed Meat Car	0		Free Pull
4810	Holiday Hal's Happy-Time Fun Book!	0		Skill: "Summon Holiday Fun!"
4811	upside-down bouncing upside-down Holiday Fun!	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
4812	Antagonistic Snowman Kit	0		Skill: "Summon Carrot"
4818	bland purple CRIMBCOIDS mints	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-01"
4819	can of CRIMBCOLA	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4820	rotten CRIMBCOLOAF	3	crappy	Last Available: "2011-01"
4821	bland miniature circular CRIMBCOOKIE	2	decent	Effect: "Mystic Circle", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4822	pulsating ribald plastic CRIMBCO HQ	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4823	blurry family-friendly plastic fax machine	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2010-12"
4824	zippy plastic hobo elf	0		Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2010-12"
4825	plastic Mr. Mination of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2010-12"
4826	bouncing educational plastic Best Game Ever	0		Experience: +1, Last Available: "2010-12"
4827	bouncing hibernating robot reindeer	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-12"
4828	S.L.E.I.G.H.B.E.L.L.S.	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-12"
4829	robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4830	blinking robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4831	blurry robot reindeer protocol D.O.N.N.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4832	green robot reindeer protocol V.I.X.E.N.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4833	robot reindeer protocol C.U.P.I.D.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4834	robot reindeer protocol D.A.N.C.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4835	robot reindeer protocol C.O.M.E.T.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4836	robot reindeer protocol B.L.I.T.Z.E.N.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4837	blurry robot reindeer protocol R.U.D.O.L.P.H.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4838	bouncing robot reindeer protocol O.L.I.V.E.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4839	yummy spinning triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	3	awesome	Effect: "Triangle, Man", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4840	yummy square CRIMBCOOKIE	3	awesome	Effect: "Square to be Hip", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4841	stanky thinker's bindlestocking of Calamity Jane	0		Mysticality: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Drops Items, Last Available: "2010-12"
4842	sleeping stocking	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4843	twirling Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	0		Skill: "Toynado", Last Available: "2010-12"
4844	The Joy of Wassailing	0		Skill: "Wassail", Last Available: "2010-12"
4845	skewed auspicious weightlifter's Uncle Hobo's stocking cap	0		Muscle: +15, Item Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2010-12"
4846	veiny wholesome Uncle Hobo's epic beard	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Maximum HP: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4847	maroon chaotic hale Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants	0		Maximum HP: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol", Last Available: "2010-12"
4848	ribald ruddy Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4849	rosewater-soaked razor-sharp Uncle Hobo's highest bough	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2010-12"
4850	censurious Uncle Hobo's belt of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4851	polarized double-ionized chocolate cigar	0		Effect: "Pyramid Power", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2010-12"
4852	wool gift-a-pult	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2010-12"
4853	moist adjusted shaking holly-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Rave Concentration", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2020-09"
4854	ghostly CRIMBCO scrip	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4855	bouncing shaking Toot Oriole care package	0		
4856	paperclip	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4857	bottle of Blank-Out	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4858	veiny CRIMBCO lanyard	0		Maximum HP: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-01"
4859	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	0		Skill: "Fashionably Late", Last Available: "2011-01"
4860	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	0		Skill: "Executive Narcolepsy", Last Available: "2011-01"
4861	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	0		Skill: "Lunch Break", Last Available: "2011-01"
4862	fuchsia CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	0		Skill: "Offensive Joke", Last Available: "2011-01"
4863	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	0		Skill: "Managerial Manipulation", Last Available: "2011-01"
4864	twirling photocopier	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4865	deluxe fax machine	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4866	Workytime Tea	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4867	fuchsia twirling paperclip sproinger	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4868	yellow ribald chilly paperclip-on tie of the overflowing toilet	0		Cold Damage: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-01"
4869	bouncing asbestos-lined nippy paperclip pants	0		Cold Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-01"
4870	executive censurious perfumed paperclip turban	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-01"
4871	reassuring paperclip cape	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2011-01"
4872	glob of Blank-Out	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4873	photocopied monster	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4874	gaudy key	0		
4875	BGE merchandise order form	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4876	dry wobbly blurry chocolate bath ball	0		Effect: "Rage of the Reindeer", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2011-01"
4877	moist bacon bath ball	0		Effect: "You Read The Manual", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2011-01"
4878	double-vacuum-sealed vacuum-sealed teal incense bath ball	0		Effect: "Arabian Knighthood", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2011-01"
4879	moist wobbly myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball	0		Effect: "OMG WTF", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2011-01"
4880	CRIMBCO mug	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4881	acceptable CRIMBCO wine	3	good	Last Available: "2011-01"
4882	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4883	toe jam	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4884	yummy toe jam toast	3	awesome	Last Available: "2011-01"
4885	traffic jam	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4886	stale ghostly traffic jam toast	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-01"
4887	lime green space jam	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4888	normal space jam toast	3	good	Last Available: "2011-01"
4889	altered upside-down motivational poster	0		Effect: "Certainty", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2011-01"
4890	sack lunch	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4891	bath ball gift set	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4892	olive slow jam collection	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4893	BGE shotglass	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4894	normal spinning festive sausage	3	good	Last Available: "2011-01"
4895	stale holiday cheese log	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-01"
4896	holiday log	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4897	supercool BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt of the dark arts	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2010-12"
4898	cyan blinking Van der Graaf brawny BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	0		Muscle Percent: +20, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2010-12"
4899	Oprah's BGE pocket calendar	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4900	BGE temporary tattoo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4901	olive Annie Oakley's BGE plastic toy	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4902	squat stapler bear of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2010-12"
4903	adhesive tape dolly of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2010-12"
4904	narrow scissor duck of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Last Available: "2010-12"
4905	jittery coal paperweight	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4906	jingle bell	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4907	Seven Loco of the cheetah	0		Item Drop: +5, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2010-09"
4908	Loathing Legion knife	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4909	aromatic Loathing Legion many-purpose hook	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4910	therapeutic Loathing Legion moondial	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4911	wobbly Loathing Legion necktie of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4912	extremely unsafe Loathing Legion knife	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4913	beefy Loathing Legion corkscrew	0		Muscle: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4914	Loathing Legion can opener of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4915	Loathing Legion chainsaw of the ox of the blizzard	0		Muscle: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4916	Fonzie's Loathing Legion rollerblades	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4917	nippy Loathing Legion flamethrower	0		Cold Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4918	Loathing Legion tattoo needle	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4919	mirror dance instructor's Loathing Legion defibrillator	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4920	wholesome Loathing Legion double prism	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4921	narrow reassuring Loathing Legion tape measure	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4922	Loathing Legion kitchen sink of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4923	friendly Loathing Legion abacus	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4924	huge Loathing Legion helicopter	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4925	teal rosewater-soaked Loathing Legion pizza stone	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4926	Loathing Legion universal screwdriver	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4927	huge Loathing Legion jackhammer	0		Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4928	fireproof Loathing Legion hammer	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4929	Uncle Crimbo's Sack	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4930	wobbly Folder Holder	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
4937	a angel	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4938	quake of arrows	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4939	olive time's arrow	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4940	arrowgram	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4941	adequate ghostly Knob jelly donut	4	good	
4942	Knob cake	0		
4943	Knob cake pan	0		
4944	Knob batter	0		
4945	tumbling Knob frosting	0		
4946	skewed unfrosted Knob cake	0		
4947	Cobb's Knob Menagerie key	0		
4948	GOTO	0		
4949	ionized aerosolized weremoose spit	0		Effect: "Cringle's Curative Carol", Effect Duration: 69
4950	quantum super-denatured blinking abominable blubber	0		Effect: "Lifted Spirits", Effect Duration: 50
4951	green flimsy clipboard of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25
4952	irradiated ionized extra-tarnished tumbling baggie of sugar	0		Effect: "Memory of Attractiveness", Effect Duration: 66
4953	auspicious whalebone corset of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip
4954	oven mitts of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Single Equip
4955	flavorless overcookie	4	decent	
4956	spoiled miniature blurry philosopher's scone	2	crappy	
4957	polarized warmed half-baked potion	0		Effect: "Ooh, Umami!", Effect Duration: 22
4958	wobbly Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50
4959	flavorless huge fuchsia Knob nuts	9	decent	
4960	artisanal watered-down Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	2	EPIC	
4961	Subject 37 file	0		
4962	chilly savvy mysterious lapel pin	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +5, Single Equip
4963	state loom	0		Familiar Weight: +10
4964	fuchsia Evilometer	0		
4965	Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire	0		Free Pull, Skill: "Summon Alice's Army Cards"
4966	Pack of Alice's Army Cards	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4967	Alice's Army Swordsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4968	Alice's Army Spearsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4969	Alice's Army Halberder	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4970	tumbling Alice's Army Guard	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4971	Alice's Army Wallman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4972	mirror purple Alice's Army Ninja	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4973	Alice's Army Alchemist	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4974	Alice's Army Page	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4975	maroon Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4976	huge Alice's Army Mad Bomber	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4977	Alice's Army Nurse	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4978	pulsating Alice's Army Hammerman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4979	Alice's Army Bowman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4980	upside-down Alice's Army Lanceman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4981	narrow Alice's Army Horseman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4982	narrow teal squat Alice's Army Coward	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4983	Alice's Army Cleric	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4984	shaking Alice's Army Sniper	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4985	bouncing Alice's Army Dervish	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4986	blurry Alice's Army Martyr	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4987	upside-down lime green Pack of Alice's Army Foil Cards	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4988	upside-down Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4989	Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4990	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4991	skewed pulsating Alice's Army Foil Guard	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4992	Alice's Army Foil Wallman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4993	Alice's Army Foil Ninja	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4994	wobbly Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4995	Alice's Army Foil Page	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4996	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4997	Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4998	tumbling yellow Alice's Army Foil Nurse	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4999	Alice's Army Foil Hammerman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5000	huge Alice's Army Foil Bowman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5001	Alice's Army Foil Lanceman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5002	Alice's Army Foil Horseman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5003	Alice's Army Foil Coward	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5004	Alice's Army Foil Cleric	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5005	mirror Alice's Army Foil Sniper	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5006	twirling Alice's Army Foil Dervish	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5007	Alice's Army Foil Martyr	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5008	upside-down Single Alice's Army Foil	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5009	narrow dog trainer's card sleeve	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2011-03"
5010	lime green evil eye	0		
5011	lime green Alice's Army Foil tattoo	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5012	blinking Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5013	adequate skewed wasabi pocky	4	good	Last Available: "2011-03"
5014	bland small purple tobiko pocky	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-03"
5015	stale low-calorie natto pocky	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-03"
5016	delicious wasabi-infused sake	3	awesome	Last Available: "2011-03"
5017	drinkable spinning tobiko-infused sake	4	good	Last Available: "2011-03"
5018	artisanal natto-infused sake	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-03"
5019	dry activated mirror wasabi marble soda	0		Effect: "Pyramid Power", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2011-03"
5020	polymerized non-Vulcanized pressed tobiko marble soda	0		Effect: "Yuletide Industry", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2011-03"
5021	alkaline blurry natto marble soda	0		Effect: "Covetous Robbery", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2011-03"
5022	Alice's Army booster box	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5023	flattened elderly jawbreaker	0		Effect: "Stuck That Way", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2020-09"
5024	perfectly mixed weak huge marshmallow flamb&eacute;	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-03"
5025	extra-dry bad skewed cranberry schnapps	5	decent	Last Available: "2011-03"
5026	artisanal fancy breaded beer	4	EPIC	Effect: "Frostbeard", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2011-03"
5027	smooth high-proof jittery soy cordial	7	awesome	Last Available: "2011-03"
5028	nasty astral bludgeon of the blizzard of the detective	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +5, Item Drop: +20
5029	jittery Herculean astral shield of the cheetah	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Initiative: +60
5030	sinister astral chapeau of vim and vigor of the glutton	0		Spell Damage: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 12"
5031	up-at-dawn quilted astral bracer of the brazier	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Adventures: +5
5032	forbidden astral longbow of the pedagogue of James Dean	0		Experience: +3, Experience (Moxie): +3, Spell Damage Percent: +50
5033	supercharged shellacked quilted astral shorts	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, cap 12"
5034	aromatic Jeselnik's personal trainer's astral mace	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +1
5035	curative Newton's astral trousers of Gandalf	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Spell Critical Percent: +20, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 12"
5036	gravedigger's slick astral ring of the scaredy-cat	0		Moxie: +10, Monster Level: -15, Spooky Damage: +10
5037	censurious dangerous personal trainer's astral statuette	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Weapon Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3
5038	purple gravedigger's coward's cool astral pistol	0		Moxie: +5, Monster Level: -20, Spooky Damage: +10
5039	Rosewater's astral mask of Gandalf	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Spell Critical Percent: +20
5040	astral pet sweater	0		Familiar Weight: +10
5041	Jeselnik's toasty beefcake's astral shirt	0		Muscle: +25, Hot Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +25
5042	purple lion tamer's ruddy astral belt	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Experience (familiar): +2
5043	enchanted flavorless astral hot dog	3	???	Effect: "Adorable Lookout", Effect Duration: 15
5044	acceptable watered-down squat astral pilsner	2	???	
5045	astral hot dog dinner	0		
5046	astral six-pack	0		
5047	Clan shower	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-04"
5048	shard of double-ice	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5049	mirror scorching double-ice cap of incineration of the boozehound	0		Hot Damage: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Booze Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 17", Last Available: "2011-04"
5050	tumbling miser's flame-wreathed fortified double-ice box	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2011-04"
5051	miser's energetic double-ice britches of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 3xVolley, 3xLep, cap 17", Last Available: "2011-04"
5052	handful of numbers	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
5053	bouncing Lars the Cyberian	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5054	twirling intriguing puzzle box	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5055	tumbling obnoxious riddle	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5056	best joke ever	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5057	warmed alkaline blurry jittery Atomic Comic	0		Effect: "Thickest, Sickest", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2011-04"
5058	vacuum-sealed warmed mirror Red Pill	0		Effect: "Al Dente Inferno", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2011-04"
5059	Skullhead's Screw	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5060	green ghostly mysterious present	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5061	boxing-glove-in-a-box	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5062	olive voodoo doll	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5063	twirling the finger	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5064	Salsa de las Epocas	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5065	diet decent spaghetti con calaveras	1	good	Last Available: "2011-04"
5066	yellow s'more gun	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5067	rotten popcorn	4	crappy	Last Available: "2011-04"
5068	flavorless fancy chaos popcorn	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-04"
5069	wool stanky hole of bravery	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +1, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2011-04"
5070	innuendo	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5071	bite-sized normal pulsating twirling s'more	0	good	Last Available: "2011-04"
5072	diamond ring	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5073	tolerable Russian Ice	4	good	Last Available: "2011-04"
5074	clay ashtray of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-05"
5075	lanyard of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5076	Tesla monster pants	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "3xVolley, 3xPotato, cap 17", Last Available: "2011-05"
5077	box of Pok&euml;mann band-aids	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5078	flattened Pok&euml;mann band-aid	0		Effect: "Innately Wise", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2011-05"
5079	toasty Van der Graaf helmet of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Hot Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, cap 7", Last Available: "2011-05"
5080	pulsating crutch of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2011-05"
5081	tumbling occult shock belt	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5082	adjusted colloidal Okee-Dokee soda	0		Effect: "Human-Hippy Hybrid", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2011-05"
5083	rubber band gun of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2011-05"
5084	careful pin-stripe slacks	0		Monster Level: -10, Familiar Effect: "6xSombrero, 2xPotato, cap 7", Last Available: "2011-05"
5085	gloves of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5086	energized modified blurry correction fluid	0		Effect: "Funky Coal Patina", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2011-05"
5087	mansplainer's Pok&euml;mann figurine: Porkachu	0		Monster Level: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5088	purple auspicious Pok&euml;mann figurine: Magikrap	0		Item Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5089	lime green double-paned Pok&euml;mann figurine: Vegemite	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5090	upside-down Jack Frost's Pok&euml;mann figurine: Vermouth	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5091	pulsating rock-hard Pok&euml;mann figurine: Smugleaf	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5092	blue tumbling executive Pok&euml;mann figurine: Twitter	0		Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5093	Pok&euml;mann figurine: Bloodkip of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5094	Pok&euml;mann figurine: Hoboking of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5095	ribald Pok&euml;mann figurine: Duck	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5096	fuchsia personal trainer's Pok&euml;mann figurine: Nothing	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5097	bouncing squat Pok&euml;mann figurine: Kagosan of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5098	narrow maroon stanky Pok&euml;mann figurine: Galumpagump	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5099	lion tamer's Pok&euml;mann figurine: Shoggoth	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5100	blinking Pok&euml;mann figurine: Frank of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5101	Herculean Pok&euml;mann figurine: Moog	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5102	double-corrupted enhanced willyweed	0		Effect: "Jittery", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2011-05"
5103	polarized irradiated green Nuclear Blastball	0		Effect: "Tearful, Fearful", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2011-05"
5104	ionized pressed fish juice box	0		Effect: "Okee-Dokee, Smokee", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2011-05"
5105	paint bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5106	hideous egg	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5107	watered-down tolerable twirling Jeppson's Malort	2	good	Last Available: "2011-06"
5108	squat fistful of ashes	0		
5109	auspicious stress ball	0		Item Drop: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Squeeze Stress Ball", Last Available: "2011-05"
5110	Li'l Businessman Kit	0		Meat Drop: +5, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2011-05"
5111	ghostly Ultracolor&trade; shirt of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2011-05"
5112	My Own Pen Pal kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
5113	packet of orchid seeds	0		
5114	tumbling pulsating stomp box	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
5115	squat hedge trimmers	0		
5116	A. W. O. L. commendation	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5117	gray reconstituted crow	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5118	bird brain	0		
5119	busted wings	0		
5120	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5121	Lo Pan's Admiral's hat of temperance of the sweet-tooth	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2011-05"
5122	deadly sage smooth aviator's cap	0		Moxie: +15, Mysticality Percent: +10, Weapon Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-05"
5123	purple scandalous Da Vinci's mirrored aviator shades	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5124	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	0		Skill: "Natural Born Skeleton Killer", Last Available: "2011-05"
5125	huge Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5126	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5127	maroon Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5128	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5129	twirling Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5130	narrow Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5131	colloidal tumbling ghostly Ultrasoldier Serum	0		Effect: "Concentration", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2011-06"
5132	flavorless elven hardtack	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-06"
5133	bad practically non-alcoholic elven squeeze	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-06"
5134	yellow lunar isotope	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5135	E.M.U. joystick	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5136	E.M.U. rocket thrusters	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5137	E.M.U. helmet	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5138	upside-down E.M.U. harness	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5139	carton of astral energy drinks	0		
5140	mixed squat astral energy drink	1		
5141	Thwaitgold bee statuette	0		
5142	moon unit	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5143	wobbly E.M.U. Unit	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5144	purple squat handful of honey	0		
5145	double-colloidal pickled boiled tumbling honeypot	0		Effect: "Wit Tea", Effect Duration: 37
5146	moldy huge mirror wild honey pie	7	crappy	
5147	acceptable blurry honey mead	4	good	
5148	scandalous studded honey dipper of Gandalf	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +5
5149	clever banded padded honeybritches	0		Damage Absorption: 120, Maximum MP: +20, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 2xGhuol, cap 43"
5150	wool occult honeycap of Calamity Jane	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Cold Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 43"
5151	mirror sinister Moonthril Circlet	0		Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-06"
5152	hardy Moonthril Greaves	0		Maximum HP: +50, Familiar Effect: "cap 25", Last Available: "2011-06"
5153	razor-sharp Moonthril Flamberge	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2011-06"
5154	sharpshooter's Moonthril Longbow	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2011-06"
5155	blue auspicious Moonthril Cuirass	0		Item Drop: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-06"
5156	bouncing blinking healthy plush alielf	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2011-06"
5157	non-modified deionized aerosolized Comet Drop	0		Effect: "Rage of the Reindeer", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2020-09"
5158	pulsating Jim Carey's plush dogcat	0		Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2011-06"
5159	green plush hamsterpus of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2011-06"
5160	plush ferrelf of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2011-06"
5161	twirling lion tamer's plush alien hamsterpus	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2011-06"
5162	bouncing prompt plush mutated alielf	0		Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2011-06"
5163	jittery lion tamer's plush mutated alielephant of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2011-06"
5164	huge mysterious chest	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-06"
5165	girl of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-06"
5166	top hat and cane	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5167	synthetic dog hair pill	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5168	distention pill	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5169	elven medi-pack	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5170	colloidal transporter transponder	0		Effect: "Shot in the Arse", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2011-06"
5171	Map to Safety Shelter Ronald Prime	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5172	ghostly Map to Safety Shelter Grimace Prime	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5173	elven magi-pack	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5174	distilled mediocre Saison du Lune	5	decent	Last Available: "2011-06"
5175	bad shaking Moonthril Schnapps	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-06"
5176	delicious pulsating Wrecked Generator	4	awesome	Last Available: "2011-06"
5177	delicious small spinning Spaghetti with Moonballs	2	awesome	Last Available: "2011-06"
5178	enchanted miniature adequate Crepes a la Lune	2	good	Effect: "Painted-On Bikini", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2011-06"
5179	flavorless Moon Pie	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-06"
5180	tarnished Comet Pop	0		Effect: "Liquid Luck", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2011-06"
5181	unsweetened chilled Flan in the Moon	0		Effect: "Gonna Get You, Sucker", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2011-06"
5182	Vulcanized adjusted 1/6th Pound Cake	0		Effect: "Shredding, Sweating", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2011-06"
5183	Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5184	Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5185	Mint-in-box Moonthril Cuirass	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5186	Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5187	Mint-in-box Moonthril Longbow	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5188	moist electrified honey stick	0		Effect: "Space Tripping", Effect Duration: 37
5189	cold-filtered aerosolized improved olive double-ice gum	0		Effect: "Human-Hippy Hybrid", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2011-04"
5190	bouncing Jim Carey's Operation Patriot Shield of wisdom of the bloodbag	0		Mysticality: +15, Maximum HP: +100, Monster Level: +25, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Shield", Last Available: "2011-07", Variable
5191	yellow squirming egg sac	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5192	cold-filtered polarized corrupted data	0		Effect: "Spiky Frozen Hair", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2011-06"
5193	skewed purple shaking 11-inch knob sausage	0		
5194	exorcised sandwich	0		
5195	Banfoy's Boutique Order Form	0		Last Available: "2011-07"
5196	up-at-dawn Great S-Cape	0		Adventures: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-07"
5197	Marvelous Unitard of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-07"
5198	boiled gooey paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5199	dehydrated pulsating beastly paste	1	good	Effect: "Spiro Gyro", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2011-08"
5200	dried spinning mirror paste	1	decent	Effect: "Sludgesick", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2011-08"
5201	powdered ghostly narrow ectoplasmic paste	1	awesome	Last Available: "2011-08"
5202	modified spinning spinning greasy paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5203	dried cyan ghostly bug paste	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-08"
5204	powdered blurry hippy paste	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-08"
5205	compressed orc paste	1	EPIC	Effect: "Very Clean Teeth", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2011-08"
5206	dried skewed shaking demonic paste	1	crappy	Effect: "Weather, Man", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2011-08"
5207	powdered lime green blurry indescribably horrible paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5208	dehydrated paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5209	dehydrated cyan tumbling goblin paste	1	crappy	Last Available: "2011-08"
5210	mixed wobbly pirate paste	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-08"
5211	dehydrated ghostly blue ghostly chlorophyll paste	1	awesome	Last Available: "2011-08"
5212	denatured paste	1	awesome	Last Available: "2011-08"
5213	distilled wobbly Mer-kin paste	1	crappy	Effect: "Yet tea", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2011-08"
5214	diluted blue squat slimy paste	1	crappy	Last Available: "2011-08"
5215	dehydrated purple penguin paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5216	altered huge pulsating elemental paste	1	good	Effect: "Red-Shirted Escort", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2011-08"
5217	diluted lime green cosmic paste	1	EPIC	Effect: "It's Soporiffic!", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2011-08"
5218	dehydrated hobo paste	1	crappy	Last Available: "2011-08"
5219	vaporized Crimbo paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5220	Teachings of the Fist	0		
5221	green fat loot token	0		No Pull
5222	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	0		
5223	spinning Tome of Clip Art	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-09", Skill: "Summon Clip Art"
5224	normal Ur-Donut	3	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5225	The Bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5226	box of Familiar Jacks	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5227	drinkable bucket of wine	3	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5228	moldy jittery ultrafondue	4	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5229	tumbling unbearable light	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5230	snowflake	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5231	blurry ghostly crystal skull	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5232	borrowed time	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5233	yellow box of hammers	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5234	ghostly prompt shining halo	0		Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5235	ghostly lard-coated furry halo	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5236	maroon twirling blurry sinister frosty halo	0		Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5237	jittery medical-grade time halo	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5238	bad Lumineux Limnio	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5239	lousy Morto Moreto	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5240	delicious high-proof Temps Tempranillo	8	awesome	Last Available: "2011-09"
5241	artisanal Bordeaux Marteaux	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-09"
5242	practically non-alcoholic drinkable Fromage Pinotage	1	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5243	perfectly mixed Beignet Milgranet	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-09"
5244	perfectly mixed Muschat	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-09"
5245	adequate cool jelly donut	3	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5246	diet stale wobbly twirling shrapnel jelly donut	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5247	spoiled occult jelly donut	3	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5248	spoiled thick thyme jelly donut	5	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5249	rotten danish	3	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5250	diet decent smashed danish	1	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5251	bite-sized delicious forbidden danish	1	awesome	Last Available: "2011-09"
5252	toothsome small spinning cool cat claw	2	awesome	Last Available: "2011-09"
5253	normal lime green blunt cat claw	4	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5254	small yummy shadowy cat claw	2	awesome	Last Available: "2011-09"
5255	toothsome cheezburger	3	awesome	Last Available: "2011-09"
5256	normal toasted brie	4	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5257	liquefied liquefied blue potion of the field gar	0		Effect: "Fruited", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2011-09"
5258	super-pressed polarized blurry blinking too legit potion	0		Effect: "Carol of the Bones", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2011-09"
5259	denatured Bright Water	0		Effect: "Tiki Thoughtfulness", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2011-09"
5260	galvanized cold-filtered water	0		Effect: "Hammertime", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2011-09"
5261	pickled deionized graveyard snowglobe	0		Effect: "Je Ne Sais Porquoise", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2011-09"
5262	dry diffused skewed cool cat elixir	0		Effect: "Tin, Man", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2011-09"
5263	anodized potion of the captain's hammer	0		Effect: "Rampage!", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2011-09"
5264	dry potion of X-ray vision	0		Effect: "Oiled Skin", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2011-09"
5265	aerosolized liquefied potion of the litterbox	0		Effect: "Hangdog", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2011-09"
5266	extra-warmed polymerized blue potion of animal rage	0		Effect: "Jammin'", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2011-09"
5267	magnetized anodized potion of punctual companionship	0		Effect: "Rat-Faced", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2011-09"
5268	bouncing holy bomb, batman	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5269	bobcat grenade	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5270	green chocolate frosted sugar bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5271	tumbling broken glass grenade	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5272	narrow noxious gas grenade	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5273	tumbling huge skull with a fuse in it	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5274	boozebomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5275	fuchsia educational hammerus	0		Experience: +1, Last Available: "2011-09"
5276	MacGyver's blunt icepick	0		Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2011-09"
5277	brawny fluorescent lightbulb	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Last Available: "2011-09"
5278	miser's banded blammer	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2011-09"
5279	jittery shaking banded clock-cleaning hammer	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Last Available: "2011-09"
5280	huge 4:20 bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5281	maroon stiffened broken clock	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Last Available: "2011-09"
5282	Fonzie's dethklok	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Last Available: "2011-09"
5283	narrow squat savvy glacial clock	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Last Available: "2011-09"
5284	blurry purple Gygaxian Libram	0		Last Available: "2011-09", Skill: "Summon Dice"
5285	d4	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5286	d6	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5287	d8	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5288	tumbling d10	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5289	jittery d12	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5290	d20	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5291	red generic healing potion	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5292	green blurry generic mana potion	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5293	huge generic restorative potion	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5294	narrow kobold treasure hoard	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5295	huge newborn kobold	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5296	cyan narrow slightly thicker filthy rags	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-09"
5297	dungeon dragon chest	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5298	decent big twirling phish stick	5	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5299	medical-grade plastic vampire fangs of courage of the boozehound	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Booze Drop: +100, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Feed", Last Available: "2011-10"
5300	Interview With You (a Vampire)	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5301	blinking Make-Your-Own-Vampire-Fangs kit	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5302	your own heart	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5303	bouncing Samson's Sword of the Brouhaha Prince	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Last Available: "2011-10"
5304	stanky razor-sharp Chalice of the Malkovich Prince of the blizzard	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-10"
5305	Rosewater's Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Last Available: "2011-10"
5306	shaking Oprah's Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2011-10"
5307	pulsating yellow Haunted Sorority House staff guide	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5308	ghost trap	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5309	chainsaw chain	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5310	fuchsia shotgun shell	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5311	funhouse mirror	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5312	boiled non-frozen skewed shaking ghostly body paint	0		Effect: "Slimily Speedy", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2011-10"
5313	boiled triple-improved blinking necrotizing body spray	0		Effect: "Preemptive Medicine", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2011-10"
5314	liquefied chilled shaking bite-me-red lipstick	0		Effect: "Mucilaginous Muscle", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2011-10"
5315	ionized altered improved twirling whisker pencil	0		Effect: "Artificially Sweet", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2011-10"
5316	chilled flattened press-on ribs	0		Effect: "Sauce Monocle", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2011-10"
5317	chilled aerosolized Rattlin' Chains	0		Effect: "Newt Gets In Your Eyes", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2011-10"
5318	aerosolized quadruple-activated blurry Gummy Brains	0		Effect: "Mint-Condition Breath", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2011-10"
5319	super-galvanized alkaline Blood 'n' Plenty	0		Effect: "Pwnd", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2011-10"
5320	tarnished skewed Lobos Mints	0		Effect: "Eau de Tortue", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2011-10"
5321	super-energized flattened gray blinking Sweet Sword	0		Effect: "Egg-cellent Vocabulary", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2011-10"
5322	extra-dry mediocre Ecto-Cooler	5	decent	Last Available: "2011-10"
5323	hand-crafted practically non-alcoholic wobbly Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-10"
5324	hand-crafted practically non-alcoholic gray Blood Light	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-10"
5325	watered-down artisanal Silver Bullet beer	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-10"
5326	perfectly mixed fancy Bone's Farm &quot;wine&quot;	3	EPIC	Effect: "Stinking Cloud", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2011-10"
5327	jittery ghost protocol	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5328	colloidal cold-filtered sorority brain	0		Effect: "Egg Burps", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2011-10"
5329	wet red Nightstalker perfume	0		Effect: "There Is A Spoon", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2011-10"
5330	boiled tarnished shaking drum of pomade	0		Effect: "protect.enq", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2011-10"
5331	throwing bone	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5332	red upside-down shellacked extra-see-thru nightie	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2011-10"
5333	ghostly BRAINS shorts of vim and vigor of bravery	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Spooky Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1.5xGhuol", Last Available: "2011-10"
5334	Mesmereyes&trade; contact lenses of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-10"
5335	Van der Graaf scrunchie	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-10"
5336	coward's extremely skinny jeans of chilblains	0		Monster Level: -20, Cold Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy", Last Available: "2011-10"
5337	MacGyver's hardened The Necbromancer's Hat	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum MP: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr", Last Available: "2011-10"
5338	purple fireproof medical-grade forbidden The Necbromancer's Stein	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Hot Resistance: +3, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2011-10"
5339	shaking rock-hard The Necbromancer's Shorts of doom of mayonnaise	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xGhuol", Last Available: "2011-10"
5340	teal ribald Socratic Herculean The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-10"
5341	blinking The Necbronomicon	0		Skill: "Summon &quot;Boner Battalion&quot;", Last Available: "2011-10"
5342	hand-crafted practically non-alcoholic squat The Cooler Out of Space	1	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2011-10"
5343	upside-down The Necbronomicon (used)	0		Skill: "Summon &quot;Boner Battalion&quot;", Last Available: "2011-10"
5344	twirling sorority girl's box	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5345	deionized spinning Necbro wafers	0		Effect: "damage.enh", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2020-09"
5346	ghostly death blossom	0		
5347	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used)	0		Skill: "Holiday Weight Gain", Last Available: "2009-12"
5348	upside-down A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)	0		Skill: "Jingle Bells", Last Available: "2009-12"
5349	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)	0		Skill: "Candyblast", Last Available: "2009-12"
5350	jittery A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used)	0		Skill: "Surge of Icing", Last Available: "2009-12"
5351	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)	0		Skill: "Stealth Mistletoe", Last Available: "2009-12"
5352	twirling A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)	0		Skill: "Cringle's Curative Carol", Last Available: "2009-12"
5353	shaking jar of oil	0		
5354	The Art of Slapfighting (used)	0		Class: "Seal Clubber", Skill: "Iron Palm Technique", Last Available: "2010-06"
5355	Uncle Romulus (used)	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer", Skill: "Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin", Last Available: "2010-03"
5356	blinking A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Skill: "Stringozzi Serpent", Last Available: "2010-04"
5357	tumbling Zu Mannk&auml;se Dienen (used)	0		Class: "Sauceror", Skill: "K&auml;seso&szlig;esturm", Last Available: "2010-01"
5358	Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)	0		Class: "Disco Bandit", Skill: "Kung Fu Hustler", Last Available: "2011-01"
5359	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)	0		Class: "Accordion Thief", Skill: "Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration", Last Available: "2010-02"
5360	twirling Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)	0		Skill: "Toynado", Last Available: "2010-12"
5361	The Joy of Wassailing (used)	0		Skill: "Wassail", Last Available: "2010-12"
5362	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	0		Skill: "Fashionably Late", Last Available: "2011-01"
5363	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	0		Skill: "Executive Narcolepsy", Last Available: "2011-01"
5364	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	0		Skill: "Lunch Break", Last Available: "2011-01"
5365	yellow squat CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	0		Skill: "Offensive Joke", Last Available: "2011-01"
5366	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	0		Skill: "Managerial Manipulation", Last Available: "2011-01"
5367	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded)	0		Skill: "Natural Born Skeleton Killer", Last Available: "2011-05"
5368	Ellsbury's journal (used)	0		Skill: "Unaccompanied Miner", Last Available: "2010-09"
5369	spinning ghostly arcane researcher's KoL Con 8-Bit power bracelet	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Last Available: "2011-09"
5370	boiler	0		
5371	stuffed-shirt scarecrow	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-11"
5372	ghostly savvy plastic trollipop	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Last Available: "2011-12"
5373	tumbling Usain Bolt's plastic Fudge Wizard	0		Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2011-12"
5374	green twirling plastic abominable fudgeman of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2011-12"
5375	twirling boxer's plastic colollilossus	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Last Available: "2011-12"
5376	censurious mansplainer's plastic Big Candy	0		Monster Level: +15, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2011-12"
5377	shaking The Groose in the Hoose	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12"
5378	spruce juice	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5379	distilled blurry skewed groose grease	1	crappy	Last Available: "2012-12"
5380	upside-down spinning lollipop stick	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5381	bananagate	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5382	bouncing pearidot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5383	tourmalime	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5384	huge kumquartz	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5385	blue strawberyl	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5386	slick ridiculous belt	0		Moxie: +10, Last Available: "2011-11"
5387	gray zippy ridiculous earring	0		Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2011-11"
5388	narrow wobbly savvy ridiculous sunglasses	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Last Available: "2011-11"
5389	decent ridiculous sandwich	4	good	Last Available: "2011-11"
5390	special lousy ridiculous cocktail	4	decent	Effect: "Bat Attitude", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2011-11"
5391	asbestos-lined beefcake's zombie monkey necklace	0		Muscle: +25, Hot Resistance: +5
5392	pulsating Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	0		
5393	scrap of paper	0		
5394	twirling sandpaper	0		
5395	mirror peppermint sprout	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5396	activated upside-down peppermint twist	0		Effect: "Flagrantly Fragrant", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2011-11"
5397	bland jumbo peppermint patty	5	decent	Last Available: "2011-11"
5398	narrow peppermint crook	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5399	wobbly peppermint rhino baby	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5400	candy cane candygram	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
5401	peppermint parasol	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5402	Jeselnik's candy cane	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-12"
5403	twirling Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5404	Peppermint Pip Packet	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5405	supercharged cane-mail shirt of wisdom of the pedagogue	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience: +3, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2011-12"
5406	sizzling sinister arcane researcher's cane-mail pants	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Spell Damage: +10, Hot Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-12"
5407	tolerable Vodka Matryoshka	3	good	Last Available: "2011-12"
5408	drinkable narrow Gin Mint	4	good	Last Available: "2011-12"
5409	weak artisanal maroon Tequiz Navidad	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-12"
5410	hand-crafted Mint Yulep	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-12"
5411	artisanal Crimbojito	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-12"
5412	bad upside-down Sangria de Menthe	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-12"
5413	candycaine powder	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
5414	skewed licorice boa	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
5415	polymerized licorice root	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Stinking Alphredo&trade;", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2011-12"
5416	vacuum-sealed dry twirling banana supersucker	0		Effect: "Sweet, Nuts", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2011-11"
5417	ionized pear supersucker	0		Effect: "Twinkly Weapon", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2011-11"
5418	ionized oxidized lime supersucker	0		Effect: "Billiards Belligerence", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2011-11"
5419	colloidal kumquat supersucker	0		Effect: "License to Punch", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2011-11"
5420	corrupted colloidal mirror strawberry supersucker	0		Effect: "Psalm of Pointiness", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2011-11"
5421	miser's bananarama bangle	0		Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5422	supercharged pair of pearidot earrings	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5423	tourmalime tourniquet of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5424	kumquartz ring of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5425	jittery strawberyl necklace of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5426	teal jittery horrifying energetic sucker bucket	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-11"
5427	Sherlock's sucker hakama	0		Item Drop: +25, Familiar Effect: "afk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-11"
5428	boxer's sucker kabuto	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "Atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-11"
5429	bouncing yellow sinister sucker tachi	0		Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-11"
5430	sucker scaffold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5431	cinnamon troll doll	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5432	red grape troll doll	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5433	raspberry troll doll	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5434	upside-down DNOTC Box	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
5435	mirror fudgecule	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5436	improved wet fudge lily	0		Effect: "Wallflowering", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2011-11"
5437	cyan superheated fudge	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5438	extra-moist fluid of fudge-finding	0		Effect: "Insatiable Hunger", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2011-11"
5439	fudgepuck	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5440	moldy immense fudgesicle	9	crappy	Last Available: "2011-11"
5441	wand of fudge control	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5442	squat The Kloop in the Coop	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12"
5443	miniscule beatbox	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5444	enhanced cold-filtered lime green devilish folio	0		Effect: "All Is Forgiven", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2012-12"
5445	narrow clumsiness bark	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5446	jar full of wind	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5447	dangerous jerkcicle	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5448	fuchsia furious stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5449	lime green vanity stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5450	lecherous stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5451	narrow jealousy stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5452	skewed avarice stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5453	squat gluttonous stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5454	jittery gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5455	pulsating gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5456	gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5457	triple-diffused red squat Fudgie Roll	0		Effect: "Marinated", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2011-11"
5458	decent fudge bunny	4	good	Last Available: "2011-11"
5459	fudge spork	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5460	pulsating up-at-dawn auspicious aromatic fudgecycle	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +10, Adventures: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5461	bouncing fudge cube	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5462	blinking blank fudge mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5463	Libram of Resolutions	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-01", Skill: "Summon Resolutions"
5464	pressed upside-down resolution: be wealthier	0		Effect: "It's Electric!", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2012-01"
5465	pressed double-ionized resolution: be happier	0		Effect: "Swordholder", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2012-01"
5466	frozen Vulcanized resolution: be stronger	0		Effect: "The Halls of Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2012-01"
5467	nitrogenated resolution: be smarter	0		Effect: "Human-Demon Hybrid", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2012-01"
5468	enhanced magnetized resolution: be sexier	0		Effect: "Slightly Cursed, Mostly Lucky", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2012-01"
5469	flattened nitrogenated resolution: be feistier	0		Effect: "PERL of Great Price", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2012-01"
5470	galvanized super-diffused mirror resolution: be kinder	0		Effect: "Tin, Man", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2012-01"
5471	irradiated unsweetened wet squat shaking resolution: be more adventurous	0		Effect: "Cuts Like a Buttered Knife", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2012-01"
5472	irradiated polarized resolution: be luckier	0		Effect: "Stick Emporium Membership", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2012-01"
5473	gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5474	blurry maroon gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5475	gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5476	galvanized wet narrow gummi salamander	0		Effect: "damage.enh", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2011-11"
5477	super-alkaline activated huge gummi snake	0		Effect: "Spiky Hair", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2011-11"
5478	alkaline quantum gummi canary	0		Effect: "Walberg's Dim Bulb", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2011-11"
5479	moldy immense teal gummi bear	6	crappy	Last Available: "2011-11"
5480	stale purple gummi bear	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-11"
5481	adequate tiny narrow ghostly gummi bear	1	good	Last Available: "2011-11"
5482	bland immense drunki-bear	10	decent	Last Available: "2011-11"
5483	normal drunki-bear	3	good	Last Available: "2011-11"
5484	moldy drunki-bear	3	crappy	Last Available: "2011-11"
5485	upside-down sinister gummi bowtie	0		Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-11"
5486	pulsating clever fudge pocket square	0		Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2011-11"
5487	lollipop cufflinks of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-11"
5488	trilobite fossil	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5489	blinking ammonite fossil	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5490	spinning belemnite fossil	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5491	trilobite candy mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5492	ammonite candy mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5493	belemnite candy mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5494	irradiated electrified shaking gummi trilobite	0		Effect: "Inscrutable exoskeleton", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2011-11"
5495	frozen gummi ammonite	0		Effect: "Ack!  Barred!", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2011-11"
5496	wet gummi belemnite	0		Effect: "Dance Interpreter", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2011-11"
5497	all-year sucker	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5498	heart of dark chocolate	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5499	lion tamer's Big Candy's tophat of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Experience (familiar): +2, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-11"
5500	Fuzzby	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-11"
5501	squat Jackass Plumber home game	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5502	pulsating olive Trivial Avocations board game	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5503	Tickle-Me Emilio	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5504	blessed box	0		
5505	upside-down pack of pogs	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5506	decent jerky coins	3	good	Last Available: "2011-11"
5507	hand-crafted pulsating Go-Wassail	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-11"
5508	concentrated tumbling maroon Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	0		Effect: "Holiday Bliss", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2011-11"
5509	super-vacuum-sealed jittery ghostly red tumbling bottle of bubbles	0		Effect: "Buggy Flavor", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2011-11"
5510	dry jittery tumbling wind-up meatcar	0		Effect: "Fever From the Flavor", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2011-11"
5511	Trivial Avocations Card: What?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5512	Trivial Avocations Card: When?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5513	Trivial Avocations Card: Who?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5514	Trivial Avocations Card: Where?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5515	pog #01 (spider)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5516	pog #02 (Knob goblin)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5517	pog #03 (warwelf)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5518	blinking pog #04 (skleleton)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5519	pog #05 (ninja snowman)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5520	yellow pog #06 (filthy hippy)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5521	upside-down pog #07 (orcish frat boy)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5522	maroon pog #08 (hellion)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5523	pog #09 (pirate)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5524	pog #10 (hobo)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5525	gray pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5526	pickled tarnished double-cold-filtered Atomic Pop	0		Effect: "La Bamba", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2020-09"
5527	shaking do-rag	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-11"
5528	whimpering willow bark	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5529	miniature enchanted stale berries of suffering	2	decent	Effect: "Turn On, Tune In, Play Ball!", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2012-12"
5530	electrified double-dry tumbling baobab sap	0		Effect: "Ooh, Umami!", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2012-12"
5531	cup of hickory chicory	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5532	magnolia blossom	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5533	activated tumbling green Mortimer's nostrum	0		Effect: "Sludgesick", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2012-12"
5534	delicious red Barulio's bottle	4	awesome	Last Available: "2012-12"
5535	extra-activated liquefied quantum Marvin's marvelous pill	0		Effect: "Carrion' On", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2012-12"
5536	teal Winifred's whistle	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5537	prose pen	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5538	ghostly half-empty carton of milk	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5539	tumbling tumbling huge glass of warm water	0		Free Pull
5540	modified polarized desktop zen garden	0		Effect: "So Fresh and So Clean", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2012-12"
5541	yellow Vivian's Vitamin	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5542	pink-belly slapper	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5543	Sherlock's flame-retardant Leapin' Trousers	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +25
5544	acceptable eggnog	3	good	Last Available: "2012-12"
5545	delicious hamhock	3	awesome	Last Available: "2012-12"
5546	The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants	0		Skill: "Torment Plant", Last Available: "2012-12"
5547	fuchsia Clancy's sackbut	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5548	Ghost Pinching Quarterly	0		Skill: "Pinch Ghost", Last Available: "2012-12"
5549	olive Clancy's crumhorn	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5550	The Snitch's Manifesto	0		Skill: "Tattle", Last Available: "2012-12"
5551	Clancy's lute	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5552	flame-retardant Trusty	0		Hot Resistance: +1
5553	twirling maroon can of Rain-Doh	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5554	skewed empty Rain-Doh can	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5555	magnetized extra-activated teal fireclutch	0		Effect: "Ass Over Teakettle", Effect Duration: 49
5556	fireproof stanky Rain-Doh wings	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +3, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2012-02"
5557	ghostly Rain-Doh agent	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5558	huge ruddy Rain-Doh laser gun of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2012-02"
5559	shaking blurry Jack Frost's veiny Rain-Doh lantern	0		Maximum HP: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Softcore Only, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Stench", Last Available: "2012-02"
5560	Rain-Doh balls	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5561	tumbling Rain-Doh indigo cup	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5562	greasy medical-grade Rain-Doh violet bo	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2012-02"
5563	maroon Rain-Doh box	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5564	green Rain-Doh box full of monster	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5565	moldy PB&BP	4	crappy	
5566	toothsome bouncing club sandwich	4	awesome	
5567	big normal cyan corned-beef Reuben	5	good	
5568	skewed frayed ninja rope	0		
5569	dull ninja crampons	0		
5570	wobbly loose ninja carabiner	0		
5571	mirror Groar's fur	0		
5572	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	0		
5573	bad Drac & Tan	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5574	mediocre weak Transylvania Sling	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5575	weak lousy Shot of the Living Dead	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5576	artisanal practically non-alcoholic pulsating Buttery Knob	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5577	weak tolerable squat Slippery Knob	2	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5578	smooth skewed Flaming Knob	3	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5579	bad yellow Grasshopper	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5580	high-proof acceptable Locust	9	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5581	distilled hand-crafted narrow blue Plague of Locusts	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5582	lousy Red Dwarf	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5583	practically non-alcoholic hand-crafted Golden Mean	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5584	smooth watered-down Green Giant	2	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5585	watered-down acceptable Aye Aye	2	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5586	perfectly mixed Aye Aye, Captain	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5587	mediocre Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5588	drinkable Humanitini	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5589	aged wobbly More Humanitini than Humanitini	3	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5590	irresponsibly strong tolerable blurry Oh, the Humanitini	7	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5591	weak lousy ghostly Great Older Fashioned	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5592	acceptable watered-down green skewed Fuzzy Tentacle	2	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5593	drinkable yellow Crazymaker	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5594	artisanal practically non-alcoholic Zoodriver	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5595	lousy watered-down Sloe Comfortable Zoo	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5596	smooth Sloe Comfortable Zoo on Fire	3	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5597	acceptable weak squat Suffering Sinner	2	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5598	lousy weak upside-down Suppurating Sinner	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5599	aged Sizzling Sinner	3	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5600	irresponsibly strong special drinkable Firewater	7	good	Effect: "Meadulla Oblongota", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2012-03"
5601	lousy narrow Earth and Firewater	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5602	artisanal Earth, Wind and Firewater	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5603	bad weak Slimosa	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5604	practically non-alcoholic lousy Extra-slimy Slimosa	1	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5605	hand-crafted Slimebite	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5606	fancy drinkable Cement Mixer	3	good	Effect: "Stuck That Way", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2012-03"
5607	mediocre Jackhammer	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5608	artisanal huge Dump Truck	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5609	bad watered-down tumbling Fauna Libre	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5610	perfectly mixed skewed Chakra Libre	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5611	perfectly mixed Aura Libre	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5612	enchanted hand-crafted Sazerorc	3	EPIC	Effect: "Prince of Seaside Town", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2012-03"
5613	delicious bouncing Sazuruk-hai	3	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5614	artisanal Flaming Sazerorc	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5615	tolerable Green Velvet	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5616	hand-crafted weak Green Muslin	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5617	aged Green Burlap	3	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5618	tolerable teal Mohobo	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5619	fortified acceptable mirror Moonshine Mohobo	5	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5620	weak delicious Flaming Mohobo	2	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5621	acceptable weak cyan Drunken Philosopher	2	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5622	bad squat Drunken Neurologist	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5623	perfectly mixed watered-down squat Drunken Astrophysicist	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5624	tolerable high-proof squat Dark & Starry	7	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5625	aged weak Black Hole	2	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5626	perfectly mixed maroon Event Horizon	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5627	watered-down drinkable Herring Daiquiri	2	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5628	lousy skewed Herring Wallbanger	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5629	artisanal Herringtini	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5630	weak tolerable fancy Lollipop Drop	2	good	Effect: "Antibiotic Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2012-03"
5631	tolerable Candy Alexander	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5632	aged Candicaine	3	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5633	mediocre practically non-alcoholic Caipiranha	1	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5634	weak delicious Flying Caipiranha	2	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5635	drinkable Flaming Caipiranha	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5636	bad Punchplanter	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5637	delicious distilled pulsating Doublepunchplanter	5	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5638	perfectly mixed Haymaker	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5639	Small Medium	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-03"
5640	crystal decanter	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-03"
5641	adequate fungus	3	good	
5642	olive poisoned dart	0		
5643	polymerized stone wool	0		Effect: "Quiet 'n' Good", Effect Duration: 64
5644	teal stones	0		
5645	the Nostril of the Serpent	0		
5646	calendar fragment	0		
5647	MacGyver's calendar	0		Maximum MP: +100
5648	fireproof greasy Boris's Helm	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Familiar Effect: "atk, MP regen, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-04", Minstrel Level: +1, Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Boris)]
5649	pulsating healthy slick staph of homophones	0		Moxie: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Alters Page Text
5650	skewed fireproof Jim Carey's supercool Boris's Helm (askew)	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Monster Level: +25, Hot Resistance: +3, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Familiar Effect: "atk, MP regen, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-04", Minstrel Level: +1, Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Boris)]
5651	tumbling mime soul fragment	0		Last Available: "2012-04"
5652	jittery Monster Manuel	0		Free Pull
5653	purple key-o-tron	0		
5654	decent nailswurst	4	good	
5655	watered-down special perfectly mixed upside-down used beer	2	EPIC	Effect: "Sated and Furious", Effect Duration: 25
5656	Huggler Radio	0		Free Pull
5657	maroon fettucini &eacute;pines Inconnu recipe	0		Recipe: "fettucini &eacute;pines Inconnu"
5658	pulsating slap and slap again recipe	0		Recipe: "slap and slap again"
5659	wobbly rock-hard insulting hat	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Familiar Effect: "cap 2"
5660	boxer's offensive moustache	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Single Equip
5661	smooth hairshirt	0		Moxie: +15
5662	bouncing Olympic-sized Clan crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-05"
5663	microwave	0		Free Pull
5664	pulsating pony keg	0		Free Pull
5665	blue ghostly How to Tolerate Jerks	0		Skill: "Thick-Skinned"
5666	pulsating How to Hold a Grudge	0		Skill: "Chip on your Shoulder"
5667	huge puppet strings	0		Free Pull
5668	bagged &quot;L&quot;	0		
5669	cyan club	0		
5670	flavorless maroon fettucini &eacute;pines Inconnu	4	decent	
5671	perfectly mixed slap and slap again	3	EPIC	
5672	gunpowder burrito	2	good	
5673	upside-down beery blood	2	good	
5674	upside-down teal &quot;L&quot;	0		
5675	altered lime green watered-down Red Minotaur	1		
5676	huge pool torpedo	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5677	jittery coward's Ze&trade; goggles	0		Monster Level: -20, Familiar Effect: "Atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2012-05"
5678	soggy used band-aid	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5679	Samson's cool stylish swimsuit	0		Moxie: +5, Experience (Muscle): +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 10", Last Available: "2012-05"
5680	squat lost key	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5681	rotten P.B.L.T.	3	crappy	
5682	note from Clancy	0		Skill: "Request Sandwich"
5683	BURT	0		
5684	spinning handful of juicy garbage	0		
5685	bugbear communicator badge	0		
5686	gray pulsating quantum nanopolymer spider web	0		
5687	bugbear autopsy tweezers	0		
5688	baleful UV monocular	0		Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
5689	drone self-destruct chip	0		
5690	Jeff Goldblum larva	0		
5691	blurry pacification grenade	0		
5692	narrow ghostly grievous quantum disintegrator pistol	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50
5693	wholesome phase-tuned shield generator belt	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Single Equip
5694	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	0		
5695	huge hardened bugbear detector	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Single Equip
5696	yellow bugbear purification pill	0		
5697	huge 1 Meat	0		
5698	shaking electrified The Lost Glasses of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
5699	wobbly The Lost Pill Bottle	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5700	olive The Lost Comb	0		
5701	tumbling red Moping Artistic Goth Kid	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-06"
5702	ghostly mannequin	0		Familiar Weight: +5
5703	fuchsia crayon shavings	0		Last Available: "2012-06"
5704	wax bugbear	0		Last Available: "2012-06"
5705	personal trainer's wax hat of doom	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy", Last Available: "2012-06"
5706	ghostly steel-toed weightlifter's wax pants	0		Muscle: +15, Damage Reduction: 9, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 12", Last Available: "2012-06"
5707	huge FDKOL commendation	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5708	moist skewed drop of water-37	0		Effect: "Stemonitis Storm", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2012-07"
5709	experienced fireman's helmet of terror	0		Experience: +2, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "cold atk", Last Available: "2012-07"
5712	huge arcane researcher's fire axe	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Last Available: "2012-07"
5713	shaking knitted boxer's fire extinguisher of the cheetah	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2012-07"
5714	huge FDKOL tattoo	0		
5715	olive skewed upside-down Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians	0		Skill: "Frigidalmatian", Last Available: "2012-07"
5716	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	0		Skill: "Frigidalmatian", Last Available: "2012-07"
5717	immense moldy FDKOL hotcakes	6	crappy	Last Available: "2012-07"
5718	upside-down hot egg	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5719	smoking grass	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5720	small decent fiery wing	2	good	Last Available: "2012-07"
5721	energetic wings of fire of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2012-07"
5722	narrow FDKOL fire hose of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2012-07"
5723	nitrogenated upside-down mirror bottle of fire	0		Effect: "Just the Brown Ones", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2012-07"
5724	molten brick	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5725	blue hot daub	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5726	shaking hardy experienced hot daub bun	0		Experience: +2, Maximum HP: +50, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 21", Last Available: "2012-07"
5727	rosewater-soaked friendly hot daub stand	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 21", Last Available: "2012-07"
5728	narrow dog trainer's foot-long hot daub of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2012-07"
5729	ballpark hot daub	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5730	decent angst burger	4	good	
5731	delicious 5-hour acrimony	3	awesome	
5732	blank note	0		
5733	fuchsia blurry eerily silent box	0		
5734	spoiled spinning forbidden sausage	3	crappy	
5735	purple razor-sharp Lord Flameface's cloak	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Swirl Cloak", Last Available: "2012-07"
5736	warmed improved narrow Drizzlers&trade; Black Licorice	0		Effect: "Gobliny Flavor", Effect Duration: 38
5737	boiled non-ionized tumbling daub-breaker	0		Effect: "Fire Inside", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2020-09"
5738	Socratic Camp Scout backpack	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Softcore Only, Drops Items, Last Available: "2012-07"
5739	CSA fire-starting kit	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5740	spoiled half-sized narrow bag of GORP	2	crappy	Last Available: "2012-07"
5741	drinkable high-proof water purification pills	10	good	Last Available: "2012-07"
5742	purple Camp Scout pup tent	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5743	lousy CSA scoutmaster's &quot;water&quot;	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-07"
5744	flavorless bag of GORF	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-07"
5745	CSA discount card	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
5746	bland huge bag of QWOP	10	decent	Last Available: "2012-07"
5747	pressed deionized CSA bravery badge	0		Effect: "Swimming with Sharks", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2012-07"
5748	blinking CSA all-purpose soap	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5749	hand-crafted fancy CSA cheerfulness ration	3	EPIC	Effect: "Extra-Thick Blood", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2012-07"
5750	CSA obedience grenade	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5751	fuchsia Tales of the Word Realms	0		
5752	decent crappy brain	3	good	
5753	gigantic rotten upside-down decent brain	8	crappy	
5754	moldy good brain	3	crappy	
5755	bland boss brain	3	decent	
5756	flavorless bite-sized hunter brain	1	decent	
5758	squat fireproof scorching wicked Staff of Holiday Sensations	0		Spell Damage: +5, Hot Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2011-11"
5759	curative hardy staff	0		Maximum HP: +50, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
5760	reassuring hardened staff of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Damage Reduction: 3, Spooky Resistance: +1
5761	deadly Staff of the Scummy Sink of Gandalf of temperance	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Slime Hates It: +1
5762	lime green shaking nose	0		
5763	squat friendly Superhero Reboots of mayonnaise	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
5764	purple inspector's wool fuzzy busby	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +15, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 32"
5765	grievous fuzzy earmuffs of Leguizamo	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Monster Level: +20, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 32"
5766	mansplainer's Da Vinci's fuzzy montera	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Monster Level: +15, Item Drop: +5, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 32"
5767	ghostly Unagnimated Gnome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-08"
5768	squat gnomish swimmer's ears	0		Better Diver: +10, Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "underwater", Last Available: "2012-08"
5769	gnomish coal miner's lung	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "block", Last Available: "2012-08"
5770	gnomish tennis elbow	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "damage", Last Available: "2012-08"
5771	gnomish housemaid's kgnee	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "gain advs", Last Available: "2012-08"
5772	mirror teal gnomish athlete's foot	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "delevel", Last Available: "2012-08"
5773	maroon Thwaitgold maggot statuette	0		
5774	mirror bouncing talkative skull	0		
5775	fronts	0		Familiar Weight: +5
5776	frosty occult Barney's rake	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +10
5778	snack-sized moldy yellow idiot brain	2	crappy	
5779	stylish keel-haulin' knife	0		Moxie: +25
5780	steel-toed ice cream scoop	0		Damage Reduction: 9
5781	smooth soft echo eyedrop antidote martini	3	awesome	
5782	morningwood plank	0		
5783	raging hardwood plank	0		
5784	lime green weirdwood plank	0		
5785	thick caulk	0		
5786	narrow hard screw	0		
5787	messy butt joint	0		
5788	smut orc keepsake box	0		
5789	pulsating bubblin' crude	0		
5790	box of bear arms	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5791	electrified right bear arm of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Kodiak Moment", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Grizzly Scene", Last Available: "2012-09", Softcore Only: [1-path(Zombie Slayer)]
5792	huge coward's cool left bear arm of the cougar	0		Moxie: 25, Monster Level: -20, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bear-Backrub", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bear-ly Legal", Last Available: "2012-09", Softcore Only: [1-path(Zombie Slayer)]
5793	Jim Carey's Hat O' Nine Tails	0		Monster Level: +25
5794	improved chilled energized green Enchanted Plunger	0		Effect: "Icy Demeanor", Effect Duration: 32
5795	triple-ionized wobbly Enchanted Flyswatter	0		Effect: "Twinklebritches", Effect Duration: 11
5796	modified nitrogenated Gearhead Goo	0		Effect: "Pasty", Effect Duration: 14
5797	diffused Missing Eye Simulation Device	0		Effect: "Flower Power", Effect Duration: 57
5798	ionized Gnollish Crossdress	0		Effect: "Ginger Snapped", Effect Duration: 57
5799	boiled eldritch dough	0		Effect: "New Zeal", Effect Duration: 61
5800	altered activated squat Charity's choker	0		Effect: "Empathy", Effect Duration: 21
5801	boiled blinking squat Smart Bone Dust	0		Effect: "One Foot Heavier", Effect Duration: 29
5802	deionized polarized perpendicular guano	0		Effect: "Experimental Effect G-9", Effect Duration: 15
5803	irradiated blue upside-down White Chocolate Golem Seeds	0		Effect: "Wasabi With You", Effect Duration: 44
5804	denatured non-dry Shivering Ch&egrave;vre	0		Effect: "Sweet Incentive", Effect Duration: 57
5805	nitrogenated chilled pulsating breath mint	0		Effect: "Hammered", Effect Duration: 42
5806	colloidal nitrogenated double-oxidized muesli	0		Effect: "Flamingly Floral", Effect Duration: 12
5807	galvanized twirling glass of warm milk	0		Effect: "Magically Fingered", Effect Duration: 55
5808	unsweetened oxidized upside-down glass of gnat milk	0		Effect: "damage.enh", Effect Duration: 62
5809	liquefied skewed fuchsia Knob Goblin Mutagen	0		Effect: "Marbles in Your Mouth", Effect Duration: 51
5810	altered moist twirling Tears of the Quiet Healer	0		Effect: "Jungle Juiced", Effect Duration: 51
5811	colloidal tumbling bouncing tube of lipstick	0		Effect: "Joy", Effect Duration: 40
5812	frozen liquefied skelelton spine	0		Effect: "Square to be Hip", Effect Duration: 19
5813	flattened enhanced ghostly smut orc sunglasses	0		Effect: "Bone Homie", Effect Duration: 64
5814	energized polymerized blob of acid	0		Effect: "Scarysauce", Effect Duration: 42
5815	irradiated adjusted corrupted flayed mind	0		Effect: "Izchak's Blessing", Effect Duration: 13
5816	quantum blurry kobold kibble	0		Effect: "Magically Delicious", Effect Duration: 43
5817	extra-activated Vulcanized forest spirit rattle	0		Effect: "Corona de la Salsa", Effect Duration: 37
5818	nitrogenated flattened Stone Golem pebbles	0		Effect: "Elron's Explosive Etude", Effect Duration: 66
5819	ionized gravy fairy warlock hat	0		Effect: "Notably Lovely", Effect Duration: 25
5820	improved gray bull blubber	0		Effect: "Leash of Linguini", Effect Duration: 60
5821	enhanced vacuum-sealed frog lip-print	0		Effect: "Stemonitis Storm", Effect Duration: 35
5822	flattened quadruple-activated gazely stare	0		Effect: "Ironclad", Effect Duration: 35
5823	non-Vulcanized bouncing canopic jar	0		Effect: "Eagle Eyes", Effect Duration: 49
5824	concentrated triple-colloidal clove-flavored lip balm	0		Effect: "PERL of Great Price", Effect Duration: 37
5825	corrupted extra-quantum liquefied Skullery Maid's Knee	0		Effect: "Wings of the Grasshopper", Effect Duration: 43
5826	irradiated polarized shaking zombie hollandaise	0		Effect: "Wallflowering", Effect Duration: 35
5827	oxidized twirling skeletal banana	0		Effect: "Stuck-Up Hair", Effect Duration: 44
5828	aerosolized pulsating gilt perfume bottle	0		Effect: "Bilious Briskness", Effect Duration: 65
5829	activated janglin' bones	0		Effect: "Melancholy Burden", Effect Duration: 45
5830	extra-ionized narrow blue bouncing pygmy papers	0		Effect: "Tingling Feeling", Effect Duration: 46
5831	dry gray bouncing pygmy dart	0		Effect: "Cat-Alyzed", Effect Duration: 27
5832	nitrogenated mirror mirror secret mummy herbs and spices	0		Effect: "Fiery Spirit", Effect Duration: 20
5833	double-electrified chilled brigand brittle	0		Effect: "Ichorous Eyesight", Effect Duration: 58
5834	double-chilled ionized maroon holistic headache remedy	0		Effect: "Whole Latte Love", Effect Duration: 37
5835	adjusted cold-filtered scrunchie tourniquet	0		Effect: "Motion", Effect Duration: 11
5836	deionized double-liquefied upside-down embezzler's oil	0		Effect: "Cat-Alyzed", Effect Duration: 23
5837	flattened adjusted Fu Manchu Wax	0		Effect: "Soles of Glass", Effect Duration: 41
5838	deionized nitrogenated Iiti Kitty Gumdrop	0		Effect: "Castaway Physique", Effect Duration: 57
5839	polarized pickled ravenous eye	0		Effect: "Chauve-Souris Merde Fou", Effect Duration: 29
5840	warmed dry Rogue Windmill Rouge	0		Effect: "Trash-Wrapped", Effect Duration: 58
5841	pressed A muse-bouche	0		Effect: "Bright!", Effect Duration: 59
5842	polarized boiled toothbrush	0		Effect: "Think Win-Lose", Effect Duration: 62
5843	unsweetened twirling pirate cream pie	0		Effect: "Hairy Palms", Effect Duration: 57
5844	diffused huge una poca de gracia	0		Effect: "Boon of the War Snapper", Effect Duration: 42
5845	non-moist olive compressed air canister	0		Effect: "Optimist Primal", Effect Duration: 56
5846	irradiated colloidal red salt water taffy	0		Effect: "Mathematically Precise", Effect Duration: 25
5847	dry jittery red unholy water	0		Effect: "Rootin' Around", Effect Duration: 36
5848	quadruple-adjusted Bangyomaman battle juice	0		Effect: "Your Eyes are Peeled!", Effect Duration: 47
5849	wet jittery squat handyman &quot;hand soap&quot;	0		Effect: "Muddled", Effect Duration: 20
5850	quantum space marine flash grenade	0		Effect: "[800]Chocolate Reign", Effect Duration: 33
5851	pickled temporary tribal tattoo	0		Effect: "Blubbered Up", Effect Duration: 20
5852	tarnished triple-colloidal oil-filled donut	0		Effect: "Healthy, Elfy, and Wise", Effect Duration: 24
5853	activated dry narrow ghostly stick-on gnome beard	0		Effect: "Powder Power", Effect Duration: 13
5854	adjusted liquefied BRICKO stud	0		Effect: "Industrial Strength Starch", Effect Duration: 25
5855	liquefied boiled adjusted tumbling Osk'r Chow	0		Effect: "Sticks and Stones", Effect Duration: 25
5856	frozen Vulcanized Scuba Snack	0		Effect: "BOOsted", Effect Duration: 41
5857	quadruple-tarnished chilled grey cube	0		Effect: "Also Schmeckt Zarathustra", Effect Duration: 45
5858	tarnished votive candle	0		Effect: "Cat Class, Cat Style", Effect Duration: 33
5859	dry energized colloidal booby trap	0		Effect: "Brocolate Brostidigitation", Effect Duration: 58
5860	triple-vacuum-sealed frozen double-denatured Agent Corrigan's cigarette	0		Effect: "Magically Fingered", Effect Duration: 22
5861	galvanized non-magnetized wobbly good ash	0		Effect: "Hot Buttoned", Effect Duration: 64
5862	lime green upside-down Tome of Rad Libs	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-09", Skill: "Summon Rad Libs"
5863	Rad Lib	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5864	papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; glob	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5865	frozen double-chilled huge papier-mochi	0		Effect: "Very Clean Teeth", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2012-09"
5866	warmed activated blue papier-m&acirc;chaeranthera	0		Effect: "Liquid Courage", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2012-09"
5867	polymerized unsweetened papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; toothpicks	0		Effect: "Corruption of Wretched Wally", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2012-09"
5868	ghostly zippy papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute;te of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +20, Alters Page Text, Last Available: "2012-09"
5869	medical-grade papier-m&acirc;chine gun of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Alters Page Text, Last Available: "2012-09"
5870	huge narrow lion tamer's papier-masque of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip, Alters Page Text, Last Available: "2012-09"
5871	up-at-dawn papier-mitre of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Adventures: +5, Alters Page Text, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-09"
5872	spinning nippy chilly papier-m&acirc;churidars	0		Cold Damage: 15, Alters Page Text, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-09"
5873	papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; plaque	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5874	papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; handle	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5875	blue papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; base	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5876	twirling papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; bowl	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5877	papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; trophy pi&ntilde;ata	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5878	blurry rock-hard Rainbow Jello Mould	0		Damage Reduction: 5
5879	Pete & Jackie's Dragon Tooth Emporium Catalog	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5880	spinning packet of dragon's teeth	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5881	blinking skeleton	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5882	Newton's skeleton skis of the cougar of chilblains	0		Moxie: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Cold Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-10"
5883	stale special miniature skeleton quiche	2	decent	Effect: "Patched In", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2012-10"
5884	skeletal scabbard	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-10"
5885	cyan skeletal skiff	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5886	greedy Temple Grandin's Bonestabber of James Dean of courage	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Familiar Weight: +7, Spooky Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2012-10"
5887	hand-crafted triple-distilled crystal skeleton vodka	9	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-10"
5888	Lazybones&trade; recliner	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5889	blurry sage auxiliary backbone	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Last Available: "2012-10"
5890	bouncing skulldozer egg	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5891	ribcage rollcage	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-10"
5892	polymerized jittery that gum you like	0		Effect: "Bread-Lined", Effect Duration: 51
5893	teal dreaming Jung man	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12"
5894	upside-down huge Little Crimson Book	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
5895	avatar of the Unconscious Collective	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12"
5896	maroon canary nightlight	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
5897	denatured Unconscious Collective Dream Jar	1	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
5898	fuchsia jar of psychoses (The Suspicious-Looking Guy)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5899	red jar of psychoses (The Captain of the Gourd)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5900	fuchsia jar of psychoses (The Crackpot Mystic)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5901	squat bouncing jar of psychoses (The Old Man)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5902	jar of psychoses (The Pretentious Artist)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5903	pulsating jar of psychoses (The Meatsmith)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5905	jar of psychoses (Jick)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5906	bouncing pixel pill	0		
5907	jittery pixel energy tank	0		
5908	ChibiBuddy&trade; (on)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5909	padded wedding ring of the early riser	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Adventures: +7, Single Equip
5910	twirling deactivated nanobots	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-11"
5911	lime green nanorhino credit card	0		Last Available: "2012-11"
5912	rosy-cheeked razor-sharp Solstice Shield	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +30
5913	denatured skewed candy sushi set	0		Effect: "Mitre Cut", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2012-12"
5914	deionized blinking sweet mochi ball	0		Effect: "All Is Forgiven", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2012-12"
5915	ionized energized galvanized ghostly beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "Ack!  Barred!", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2012-12"
5916	deionized Vulcanized fuchsia sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "Fever From the Flavor", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2012-12"
5917	nitrogenated pressed cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "Natural 20", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2012-12"
5918	shaking Samson's plastic animelf	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5919	thinker's plastic ChibiBuddy&trade;	0		Mysticality: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5920	wobbly educational plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	0		Experience: +1, Last Available: "2012-12"
5921	tumbling plastic Uncle Crimboku of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2012-12"
5922	huge plastic MechaElf of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5923	tumbling plastic ingot	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5924	electrical thingamabob	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5925	ChibiBuddy&trade; (off)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5926	spinning BittyCar MeatCar	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5927	BittyCar HotCar	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5928	Da Vinci's brainwave-controlled unicorn horn	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Uni-Gore", Familiar Effect: "atk, 5xVolley, cap 2", Last Available: "2012-12"
5929	skewed ghostly bubble-wrap simulator	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5930	blind-packed capsule toy	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5931	jittery wool Samson's brainy plastic four-shadowed mime	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience (Muscle): +5, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5932	rock-hard hardened plastic Bugbear Captain	0		Damage Reduction: 8, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5933	olive perfumed plastic Rene C. Corman of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5934	coward's plastic Lord Flameface of the cheetah	0		Monster Level: -20, Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5935	grievous plastic Beebee King	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2012-12"
5936	plastic Queen Bee of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2012-12"
5937	prompt plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer	0		Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2012-12"
5938	plastic Clancy the Minstrel of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2012-12"
5939	huge plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
5940	twirling extremely unsafe plastic spiderbugbear	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2012-12"
5941	coward's plastic peacannon	0		Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5942	deadly plastic the Free Man	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5943	tumbling resourceful plastic fire servant	0		Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2012-12"
5944	pulsating educational plastic mumblebee	0		Experience: +1, Last Available: "2012-12"
5945	shaking huge hardy plastic moneybee	0		Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2012-12"
5946	narrow Tesla plastic beebee gunners	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5947	wobbly plastic beebee queue of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
5948	wholesome plastic buzzerker	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5949	bouncing executive plastic bee swarm	0		Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2012-12"
5950	hardened plastic batbugbear	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2012-12"
5951	plastic bugaboo of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2012-12"
5952	squat plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2012-12"
5953	squat sinister plastic ops bugbear	0		Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5954	brainy plastic hypodermic bugbear	0		Mysticality: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5955	plastic cavebugbear of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
5956	tumbling veiny plastic Norville Rogers	0		Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5957	Usain Bolt's plastic Scott the Miner	0		Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2012-12"
5958	bouncing up-at-dawn plastic angry space marine	0		Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5959	plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5960	plastic Father McGruber of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
5961	Sinatra's plastic Hank North, Photojournalist	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5962	ruddy plastic blazing bat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2012-12"
5963	friendly Socratic electronic dulcimer pants	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Familiar Weight: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play Hog Fiddle", Familiar Effect: "8xPotato, cap 2", Last Available: "2012-12"
5964	squat A-Boo clue	0		
5965	fireproof Frown Exerciser of bravery	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5966	pulsating soul monocle	0		Single Equip
5967	soul doorbell	0		
5968	upside-down soul coin	0		
5969	twirling lime green soul knife	0		
5970	purple knitted soul mask	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip
5971	tumbling record of infuriating silence	0		Skill: "Silent Slam", Last Available: "2012-10"
5972	record of infuriating silence (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Slam", Last Available: "2012-10"
5973	record of tranquil silence	0		Skill: "Silent Squirt", Last Available: "2012-10"
5974	blurry record of tranquil silence (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Squirt", Last Available: "2012-10"
5975	bouncing yellow record of menacing silence	0		Skill: "Silent Slice", Last Available: "2012-10"
5976	mirror bouncing record of menacing silence (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Slice", Last Available: "2012-10"
5977	blinking inspector's medical-grade silent beret of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Item Drop: +15, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 3"
5978	tasty immense enchanted slice of pizza	6	awesome	Effect: "Healthy Bronze Glow", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2013-02"
5979	mirror huge coin	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5980	cartoon heart	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5981	star	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5982	acceptable blurry tankard of ale	3	good	Last Available: "2013-02"
5983	spinning vial of holy water	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5984	inspector's lard-coated sage cloth cap	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +15, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-02"
5985	inspector's stiffened iron dagger of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Damage Reduction: 1, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2013-02"
5986	delicious small hamburger	2	awesome	Last Available: "2013-02"
5987	yellow dollar-sign bag	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5988	potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5989	squat potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5990	lousy high-proof bottle of wine	6	decent	Last Available: "2013-02"
5991	round bomb	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5992	bouncing lion tamer's shellacked grievous iron helmet	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Damage Reduction: 7, Experience (familiar): +2, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-02"
5993	spinning Oprah's supercharged steel sword of the businessman	0		Maximum MP Percent: 80, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2013-02"
5994	fancy bland whole roasted chicken	3	decent	Effect: "Sensation", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2013-02"
5995	spinning massive gemstone	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5996	shaking extra-strength potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5997	potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5998	watered-down perfectly mixed shining goblet	2	super EPIC	Last Available: "2013-02"
5999	pulsating shaking fireball	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6000	Jeselnik's energetic stylish crown	0		Moxie: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "3xGhoul, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-02"
6001	Usain Bolt's scandalous sword of temperance	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2013-02"
6002	stanky Annie Oakley's Helm of the Scream Emperor of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xFairy, cap 30", Last Available: "2013-02"
6003	jittery quilted Samson's Cloak of Dire Shadows of the brazier	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Damage Absorption: +40, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-02"
6004	teal nasty healthy brawny Sword of Dark Omens	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2013-02"
6005	frosty banded Shield of Icy Fate of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Damage Absorption: +100, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-02"
6006	medical-grade occult dance instructor's Greaves of the Murk Lord	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spell Damage Percent: +25, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 30", Last Available: "2013-02"
6007	friendly energetic thinker's Gauntlets of the Blood Moon	0		Mysticality: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-02"
6008	Tesla Boots of Twilight Whispers of the bloodbag of courage	0		Maximum HP: +100, Spooky Resistance: +3, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-02"
6009	bouncing scorching beefcake's strapping Belt of Howling Anger	0		Muscle: 30, Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-02"
6010	mirror sizzling logging hatchet	0		Hot Damage: +10
6011	blinking censurious orc wrist	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3
6012	twirling freshwater pearl necklace of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15
6013	Tesla arcane researcher's orcish stud-finder	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
6014	blinking ghostly careful screwing pooch	0		Monster Level: -10
6015	altered wobbly orcish hand lotion	0		Effect: "Sappy Blood", Effect Duration: 18
6016	colloidal Vulcanized orcish rubber	0		Effect: "Mutated", Effect Duration: 27
6017	alkaline quantum modified squat orcish nailing lube	0		Effect: "Beastly Flavor", Effect Duration: 32
6018	acceptable backwoods screwdriver	3	good	
6019	twirling loadstone of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50
6020	careful Tesla Claybender glasses	0		Monster Level: -10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
6021	fuchsia narrow auspicious Samson's Duskwalker fangs	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Item Drop: +10
6022	Space Tourist Phaser	0		
6023	twirling supercharged Whoompa Fur Pants of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 27"
6024	forbidden Whatsian Ionic Pliers	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50
6025	boiled Polysniff Perfume	0		Effect: "Spirit Bubble", Effect Duration: 37
6026	Duskwalker syringe	0		
6027	Space Tours Tripple	0		
6028	Battlie Light Saver	0		
6029	mirror T.U.R.D.S. Key	0		
6030	skewed aromatic dress pants	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, cap 28"
6031	badge of authority of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Single Equip
6032	blinking yellow medical-grade healthy motorcycle boots	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
6033	mirror upside-down lard-coated wizardly stolen necklace	0		Mysticality: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
6034	mirror bouncing prompt troll britches of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, cap 28"
6035	non-magnetized vial of The Glistening	0		Effect: "Joyful Resolve", Effect Duration: 53
6036	drinkable upside-down artisanal limoncello	4	good	
6037	bouncing ginger ale	0		
6038	bland big incredible pizza	5	decent	
6039	oil cap of the cougar of the boozehound	0		Moxie: +20, Booze Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "cap 28"
6040	forbidden grievous oil lamp	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Damage Percent: +50
6041	oil slacks of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 30"
6042	oil pan of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25
6043	boid	0		
6044	woim	0		
6045	narrow Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	0		
6046	purple BittyCar SoulCar	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6047	asbestos-lined curative Misty Cloak	0		Hot Resistance: +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
6048	narrow wizardly Misty Robe of the sewer	0		Mysticality: +25, Stench Damage: +25
6049	knitted supercool Misty Cape of courage	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Cold Resistance: +3, Spooky Resistance: +3
6050	woimbook	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6051	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6052	decent wobbly Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	3	good	Last Available: "2012-12"
6053	practically non-alcoholic mediocre wobbly Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	1	decent	Last Available: "2012-12"
6054	oxidized narrow spinning Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	0		Effect: "Eyes for Miles", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2012-12"
6055	psychoanalytic jar	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6056	The Sword in the Steak	0		Last Available: "2013-12", Wiki Name: "The Sword in the Steak (item)"
6057	spinning mirror blurry hardened Sinatra's Meatcleaver	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2013-12"
6058	Crimbo Elf bobble-head of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
6059	olive Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2012-12"
6060	skewed ghostly mansplainer's Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug	0		Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2012-12"
6061	blue Crimbo tree flocker of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Last Available: "2012-12"
6062	Van der Graaf Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2012-12"
6063	Annie Oakley's Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
6064	sharp tin strip	0		
6065	wad of spider silk	0		
6066	blurry yellow goblin collarbone	0		
6067	savvy Truthsayer of the sewer	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6068	shaking loose blade	0		
6069	mirror goblin bone hilt	0		
6070	blinking sword blade	0		
6071	green Thinknerd's Grimoire of Geeky Gifts	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12", Skill: "Summon Geeky Gifts"
6072	skewed confusing LED clock	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6073	dry activated altered skewed jittery haggis-infused soap	0		Effect: "Feroci Tea", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2012-12"
6074	galvanized magicberry tablets	0		Effect: "Chief Executive Optimism", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2012-12"
6075	pickled narrow upside-down 37x37x37 puzzle cube	0		Effect: "Alpine Mintiness", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2012-12"
6076	practically non-alcoholic lousy wobbly McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	1	decent	Last Available: "2012-12"
6077	small moldy haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis	2	crappy	Last Available: "2012-12"
6078	pulsating home robotics kit	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6079	blurry school calculator watch	0		Last Available: "2012-12", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.25
6080	sizzling haggis socks	0		Hot Damage: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Haggis Kick", Last Available: "2012-12"
6081	airblaster gun	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Air Blast", Last Available: "2012-12"
6082	jittery Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6083	actual reality goggles	0		Single Equip, Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12"
6084	squat Mr. Haggis	0		Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2012-12"
6085	wobbly magnetic sculpture kit	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6086	Newton's Microplushie: Otakulone	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2012-12"
6087	skewed thinker's Microplushie: Hippylase	0		Mysticality: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
6088	pulsating Microplushie: Bropane of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2012-12"
6089	wobbly boxer's Microplushie: Sororitrate	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
6090	tumbling teal manspreader's Microplushie: Gothochondria	0		Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
6091	mirror skewed supercool Microplushie: Raverdrine	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
6092	Microplushie: Hobomosome of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2012-12"
6093	twirling prompt Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	0		Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2012-12"
6094	narrow shellacked Microplushie: Dorkonide	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2012-12"
6095	twirling huge censurious Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2012-12"
6096	supercharged Microplushie: Hipsterine	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2012-12"
6097	classy monkey	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6098	narrow bouncing gourd potion	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6099	narrow razor-sharp Thinknerd T-Shirt	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
6100	bouncing pile of useless robot parts	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6101	homemade robot	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6102	homemade robot gear	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6103	Artist's Whisk of Misery	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6104	Artist's Butterknife of Regret	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6105	jittery wobbly Artist's Spatula of Despair	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6106	Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6107	spinning Artist's Cr&egrave;me Brul&eacute;e Torch of Fury	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6108	huge ruddy supercool Ginsu&trade;	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2013-12"
6109	bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6110	bubble-wrap simulator (half broken)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6111	bubble-wrap simulator (one button left)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6112	zaibatsu lobby card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6113	bouncing zaibatsu level 1 card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6114	zaibatsu level 2 card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6115	zaibatsu level 3 card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6116	CEO office card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6117	gray test site key	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6118	goggles	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6119	twirling abacus	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6120	yellow bonsai tree	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6121	bad spirit-forward Chinese beer	5	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
6122	cat statue	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6123	rhinoceros horn	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6124	furry pink pillow	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6125	dry wet twirling red bottle of limeade	0		Effect: "Gunky Dory", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2013-12"
6126	wobbly electrified novelty tattoo sleeves of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6127	pair of rhinoceros horns	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6128	furry brown pillow	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6129	cyan perfumed makeshift yakuza mask	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6130	piece	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6131	toy taijijian	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6132	battery	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6133	chaotic ruddy White Dragon Fang of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6134	slick butterfly knife	0		Moxie: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6135	tube of herbal ointment	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6136	pencil kunai	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6137	purple scandalous weighted paperclip chain	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6138	great capacitor	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6139	quilted rubber gloves	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Last Available: "2013-12"
6140	huge Chinese curse words	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6141	triad summoning scroll	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6142	rotten roasted duck	4	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
6143	adequate dead meat bun	3	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
6144	jittery Oprah's cat collar	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6145	blue squat wholesome Newton's suspicious-looking fedora	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 15", Last Available: "2013-12"
6147	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6148	Deactivated MiniMechaElf	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6149	pulsating yellow MiniMechaElf Laser Punch Missile Launcher	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6150	Snow Suit	0		Familiar Weight: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2013-01"
6151	huge carrot nose	0		Last Available: "2013-01"
6152	flavorless carrot cake	3	decent	Last Available: "2013-01"
6153	hand-crafted squat carrot claret	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-01"
6154	vaporized carrot juice	1	decent	Last Available: "2013-01"
6155	blurry ghostly pixel power cell	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6156	pulsating flickering pixel	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6157	chaotic Byte of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6158	upside-down Sherlock's anger blaster	0		Item Drop: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Rage Flame", Last Available: "2013-12"
6159	sharpshooter's doubt cannon	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Doubt Shackles", Last Available: "2013-12"
6160	skewed fear condenser of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fear Vapor", Last Available: "2013-12"
6161	thinker's regret hose	0		Mysticality: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tear Wave", Last Available: "2013-12"
6162	Young Man's Crew Sequester	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6163	Young Man's Cargo Load	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6164	twirling therapeutic Herculean commodore's hat	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2013-12"
6165	grievous naval trousers	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato", Last Available: "2013-12"
6166	blurry blue deck cannon of the blizzard of incineration	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2013-12"
6167	mirror Jeselnik's ornamental sextant	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6168	smartaleck's savvy Bloodbath	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Moxie Percent: +30, Last Available: "2013-12"
6169	bad weak Hundred Headed IPA	2	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
6170	jumbo yummy chum	5	awesome	Last Available: "2013-12"
6171	unsweetened chilled blinking crude crudit&eacute;s	0		Effect: "Jerky, Boy", Effect Duration: 69
6172	oxidized candy crayons	0		Effect: "Puddingskin", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2020-09"
6173	slick brainy pixel grappling hook	0		Mysticality: +5, Moxie: +10
6174	GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6175	huge GameInformPowerDailyPro walkthru	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6176	fuchsia cosmic egg	0		
6177	squat mirror cosmic dough	0		
6178	ghostly cosmic vegetable	0		
6179	cosmic cheese	0		
6180	narrow cosmic potted meat product	0		
6181	fuchsia cosmic potato	0		
6182	cosmic cream	0		
6183	tumbling cosmic fruit	0		
6184	Sherlock's hale occult Jarlsberg's hat	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP: +20, Item Drop: +25
6185	flavorless consummate hard-boiled egg	3	decent	
6186	spoiled thick consummate fried egg	5	crappy	
6187	decent massive mirror consummate egg salad	9	good	
6188	yummy consummate bagel	3	awesome	
6189	small decent consummate sliced bread	2	good	
6190	spoiled consummate hot dog bun	4	crappy	
6191	delicious consummate brownie	4	awesome	
6192	normal jumbo ghostly blue consummate toast	5	good	
6193	drinkable passable stout	3	good	
6194	moldy consummate soup	3	crappy	
6195	moldy consummate corn chips	3	crappy	
6196	bland huge consummate salad	4	decent	
6197	half-sized stale consummate salsa	2	decent	
6198	bite-sized spoiled ghostly consummate sauerkraut	1	crappy	
6199	spoiled miniature blurry consummate cheese slice	2	crappy	
6200	delicious low-calorie consummate melted cheese	1	awesome	
6201	moldy wobbly wobbly bouncing consummate bacon	4	crappy	
6202	miniature decent consummate meatloaf	2	good	
6203	spoiled consummate steak	3	crappy	
6204	normal thick bouncing consummate cuts	5	good	
6205	enchanted moldy mirror consummate frankfurter	3	crappy	Effect: "Eyes of the Dragon", Effect Duration: 25
6206	yummy lime green consummate french fries	3	awesome	
6207	rotten miniature consummate baked potato	2	crappy	
6208	lousy gray acceptable vodka	3	decent	
6209	snack-sized bland consummate ice cream	2	decent	
6210	super-sized normal consummate whipped cream	5	good	
6211	super-sized fancy moldy consummate cream	5	crappy	Effect: "Gingerbread Robust", Effect Duration: 5
6212	half-sized spoiled consummate strawberries	2	crappy	
6213	spoiled blinking consummate sorbet	3	crappy	
6214	aged adequate rum	3	awesome	
6215	acceptable mediocre lager	3	good	
6216	small delicious immaculate grilled cheese	2	awesome	
6217	spoiled immaculate ice cream sandwich	4	crappy	
6218	adequate enchanted immaculate hot dog	4	good	Effect: "Dilated Pupils", Effect Duration: 25
6219	decent immaculate egg salad sandwich	3	good	
6220	miniature rotten perfect sandwich	2	crappy	
6221	gigantic stale blinking perfect chef salad	9	decent	
6222	toothsome shaking perfect breakfast	3	awesome	
6223	flavorless super-sized enchanted sublime deluxe hot dog	5	decent	Effect: "High Blood Chocolate Content", Effect Duration: 15
6224	snack-sized adequate sublime stew	2	good	
6225	jumbo spoiled sublime nachos	5	crappy	
6226	thick moldy tumbling Ultimate Breakfast Sandwich	5	crappy	
6227	decent half-sized Loaded Baked Potato	2	good	
6228	rotten special Omega Sundae	3	crappy	Effect: "Stregngth of the Gnome", Effect Duration: 20
6229	acceptable weak Das Sauerlager	2	good	
6230	lousy Bologna Lambic	4	decent	
6231	lousy Vodka Dog	3	decent	
6232	weak tolerable cyan Disappointed Russian	2	good	
6233	triple-distilled acceptable Chunky Mary	6	good	
6234	tolerable triple-distilled Nachojito	8	good	
6235	weak tolerable Le Roi	2	good	
6236	acceptable huge Over Easy Rider	4	good	
6237	cosmic six-pack	0		
6239	pressed flattened super-polymerized cube of ectoplasm	0		Effect: "Pride of the Vampire", Effect Duration: 33
6240	liquefied pickled bouncing Illuminati earpiece	0		Effect: "Serenity", Effect Duration: 37
6241	energized pulsating censored can label	0		Effect: "X-Ray Vision", Effect Duration: 28
6242	colloidal Vulcanized narrow ectoplasm <i>au jus</i>	0		Effect: "Craft Tea", Effect Duration: 15
6243	dry flattened teal the kindest cut	0		Effect: "Kindly Resolve", Effect Duration: 50
6244	enhanced cat's paw	0		Effect: "Cosmic Flavor", Effect Duration: 67
6245	cold-filtered liquefied blurry ASCII fu manchu	0		Effect: "Go-Gone", Effect Duration: 35
6246	moist dry demonic surgical gloves	0		Effect: "Unusual Fashion Sense", Effect Duration: 40
6247	vacuum-sealed blurry clip-on ninja tie	0		Effect: "Fruited", Effect Duration: 15
6248	altered modified twirling gamer slurry	0		Effect: "Happy Trails", Effect Duration: 66
6249	dungeoneering kit	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6250	mirror frightening nasty frosty rosy-cheeked quilted numberwang of horror	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +5, Spooky Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
6251	aerosolized aerosolized scroll of Protection from Bad Stuff	0		Effect: "Cold as Ice", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2013-02"
6252	Vulcanized galvanized twirling scroll of Puddingskin	0		Effect: "This Is Where You're a Viking", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2013-02"
6253	skewed Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb	0		Skill: "Walberg's Dim Bulb"
6254	Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot	0		Skill: "Singer's Faithful Ocelot"
6255	maroon narrow Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise	0		Skill: "Drescher's Annoying Noise"
6256	dried gelatinous cube	0		
6257	wobbly pile of dungeon junk	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6258	squat twirling double-paned deadly Staff of the Healthy Breakfast of the sewer of the sweet-tooth	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +5, Candy Drop: +100, Jiggle: "Recover Some HP"
6259	miser's chaotic healthy experienced Staff of the Staff of Life	0		Experience: +2, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Jiggle: "Full HP Recovery"
6260	gray blurry prompt auspicious ruddy Staff of the Light Lunch	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Item Drop: +10, Adventures: +3, Jiggle: "Deal Some Cold Damage"
6261	up-at-dawn asbestos-lined Fonzie's Staff of the Standalone Cheese	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Hot Resistance: +5, Adventures: +5, Jiggle: "Banish opponent for the rest of the day"
6262	jittery zippy lard-coated strapping Staff of the Hearty Dinner	0		Muscle: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +20, Jiggle: "Weaken Bad Guy"
6263	upside-down squat nasty Van der Graaf groovy Staff of the All-Steak	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Jiggle: "Massive Bonus to Item Drops"
6264	lard-coated Staff of Fruit Salad of the pedagogue of the sweet-tooth	0		Experience: +3, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Candy Drop: +100, Jiggle: "Deal Some Prismatic Damage"
6265	sizzling crafty stylish Staff of the Cream of the Cream	0		Moxie: +25, Maximum MP: +10, Hot Damage: +10, Jiggle: "Attune to Monster's Essence"
6266	jar of protein powder	0		
6267	miniature delicious grain of protein powder	2	awesome	
6268	oxidized magnetized altered pec oil	0		Effect: "Moon-Eyed", Effect Duration: 66
6269	Da Vinci's gym membership card	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5
6270	activated skewed Squat-Thrust Magazine	0		Effect: "Milk Studly", Effect Duration: 54
6271	massive dumbbell	0		
6272	censurious penguin keychain of the glutton	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Food Drop: +100
6273	dry quadruple-nitrogenated purple O'RLY manual	0		Effect: "Initiative and Let Die", Effect Duration: 14
6274	watered-down smooth open sauce	2	awesome	
6275	manspreader's crafty turkey leg	0		Maximum MP: +10, Monster Level: +10
6276	tolerable weak Ye Olde Meade	2	good	
6277	polymerized tumbling Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick	0		Effect: "Anytwo Five Elevenis?", Effect Duration: 32
6278	purple Ye Olde Medieval Insult	0		
6279	jittery banded pewter claymore	0		Damage Absorption: +100
6280	Rosewater's artisanal rice peeler	0		Mysticality Percent: +30
6281	rotten heirloom grape tomato	4	crappy	
6282	chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli	0		
6283	Oprah's brown felt tophat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6284	gear	0		
6285	rosewater-soaked boxer's Mark I Steam-Hat	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6286	asbestos-lined clever hardened Mark II Steam-Hat	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum MP: +20, Hot Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6287	asbestos-lined wool clever Herculean Mark III Steam-Hat	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum MP: +20, Cold Resistance: +1, Hot Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6288	mirror prompt toasty wholesome Fonzie's Mark IV Steam-Hat of the detective	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +5, Item Drop: +20, Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6289	greedy Van der Graaf healthy stiffened smartaleck's Mark V Steam-Hat	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +20, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Death Ray", Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6290	pulsating steam-powered model rocketship	0		
6291	tumbling flame-retardant thinker's punk rock jacket	0		Mysticality: +10, Hot Resistance: +1
6292	reassuring chaotic safety pin	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1
6293	toothsome stolen sushi	4	awesome	
6294	very overdue library book	0		
6295	drum 'n' bass 'n' drum 'n' bass record	0		
6296	cosmic bucket	0		Free Pull
6297	fragment of Jarlsberg's soul	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-06"
6298	bouncing Thwaitgold firefly statuette	0		
6299	model airship	0		
6300	wet Super Weight-Gain 9000	0		Effect: "Leash of Linguini", Effect Duration: 35
6301	enhanced cyan possibility potion	0		Effect: "Bottle in front of Me", Effect Duration: 46
6302	eleven-foot pole	0		
6303	upside-down ring of Detect Boring Doors	0		
6304	ribald Rosewater's Jarlsberg's pan (Cosmic portal mode) of the ox of the wise owl of the dark arts	0		Muscle: +20, Mysticality: +20, Mysticality Percent: +30, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Sleaze Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Jarlsberg)]
6305	shaking wobbly flame-retardant Van der Graaf rosy-cheeked brawny Jarlsberg's pan of the businessman	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Hot Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +50, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Jarlsberg)]
6306	Cosmic Calorie	0		Last Available: "2013-03"
6307	concentrated celestial olive oil	0		Effect: "Heavily Breathing", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2013-03"
6308	modified blinking celestial carrot juice	0		Effect: "Ack!  Barred!", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2013-03"
6309	ionized huge celestial au jus	0		Effect: "Wasabi With You", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2013-03"
6310	pickled shaking green celestial squid ink	0		Effect: "Inner Dog", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2013-03"
6311	olive scandalous Uncle Buck	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Softcore Only
6312	ghostly crate of fish meat	0		
6313	damp wallet	0		
6314	pipe	0		Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 10
6315	SCUBA tank of the empath of doom	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Adventure Underwater
6316	spinning scandalous groovy deep six-shooter	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5
6317	sizzling Socratic sea chaps	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Hot Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xBarrr"
6318	blue Tesla quilted sea holster of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Damage Absorption: +40, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
6319	warmed wobbly shavin' razor	0		Effect: "Cybernetic Muscles", Effect Duration: 68
6320	banded long-forgotten necklace	0		Damage Absorption: +100
6321	spinning narrow pearl	0		
6322	sea lace	0		
6323	ghostly spinning rosewater-soaked manspreader's jam band of the early riser	0		Monster Level: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Adventures: +7
6324	lightning-fast fireproof aquamariner's ring of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Hot Resistance: +3, Initiative: +40, Single Equip
6325	Socratic Rosewater's sage aquamariner's necklace	0		Mysticality Percent: 40, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Single Equip
6326	frightening pearl diver's ring of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip
6327	squat Jim Carey's Van der Graaf pearl diver's necklace	0		Monster Level: +25, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
6328	sushi doily	0		
6329	green scimitar cozy	0		
6330	fish stick cozy	0		
6331	bazooka cozy	0		
6332	blue Sherlock's sharpshooter's cozy scimitar of the sewer	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +25, Item Drop: +25, Breakable
6333	Jim Carey's Socratic weightlifter's Staff of the Cozy Fish	0		Muscle: +15, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Monster Level: +25, Breakable
6334	shaking hardened sinister dangerous cozy bazooka	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spell Damage: +10, Damage Reduction: 3, Breakable
6335	blue rock-hard extremely unsafe sea mantle	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Damage Reduction: 5
6336	forbidden sea shawl	0		Item Drop: +5, Spell Damage Percent: 200
6337	chaotic shellacked sea cape	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Initiative: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +15
6338	jittery saltwaterbed	0		
6339	prompt stylish muddy pirate hat	0		Moxie: +25, Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 31"
6340	personal trainer's thinker's floral-print skirt	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 2xPotato, cap 15"
6341	miser's stiffened spectral axe	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Meat Drop: +10
6342	clever super-strong air freshener of the empath	0		Maximum MP: +20, Familiar Weight: +5
6343	triple-altered jittery jittery Mer-kin lipstick	0		Effect: "Hagnk's Gratitude", Effect Duration: 27
6344	green wobbly Mer-kin mouthsoap	0		
6345	warmed Mer-kin strongjuice	0		Effect: "Tightly-Wound Spine", Effect Duration: 19
6346	Mer-kin fitbrine	0		
6347	quadruple-frozen Mer-kin ragejuice	0		Effect: "Spore-Wreathed", Effect Duration: 25
6348	wobbly Socratic Mer-kin dragbelt	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Experience (Muscle): +20, Single Equip
6349	hale Mer-kin eyeglasses	0		Maximum HP: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +20, Single Equip
6350	sizzling Mer-kin gutgirdle	0		Hot Damage: +10, Experience (Moxie): +20, Single Equip
6351	greedy Mer-kin finpaddle	0		Meat Drop: +20
6352	blinking Annie Oakley's Mer-kin stopwatch	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Initiative: +50
6353	Mer-kin dreadscroll	0		
6354	wet upside-down Mer-kin smartjuice	0		Effect: "Industrial Strength Starch", Effect Duration: 18
6355	unsweetened boiled Mer-kin cooljuice	0		Effect: "Holiday Disappointment", Effect Duration: 58
6356	Mer-kin worktea	0		
6357	blue Mer-kin knucklebone	0		
6358	Mer-kin darkbook	0		Skill: "Deep Dark Visions"
6359	ghostly pulsating Mer-kin begsign of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Meat Drop: +40
6360	cyan bouncing Libram of Pulled Taffy	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-04", Skill: "Summon Taffy"
6361	enhanced irradiated skewed pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Bored Stiff", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2013-04"
6362	anodized pulled indigo taffy	0		Effect: "Painted-On Bikini", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2013-04"
6363	pickled concentrated quantum pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Bandersnatched", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2013-04"
6364	super-polymerized aerosolized pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Super-Mega-Charged", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2013-04"
6365	improved polymerized blue pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Deeply Ironic", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2013-04"
6366	ionized frozen anodized pulled violet taffy	0		Effect: "Power Ballad of the Arrowsmith", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2013-04"
6367	energized deionized narrow pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Hip to Be Square Dancin'", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2013-04"
6368	upside-down Mer-kin hallpass	0		
6369	lump of clay	0		
6370	twisted piece of wire	0		
6371	enchanted perfectly mixed can of the cheapest beer	4	EPIC	Effect: "Smelly Pants", Effect Duration: 40
6372	perfectly mixed red upside-down blinking bottle of fruity &quot;wine&quot;	4	EPIC	
6373	practically non-alcoholic artisanal single swig of vodka	1	EPIC	
6374	wobbly angry inch	0		
6375	Jack Frost's testy toolbox	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Rollover Effect Duration: 11
6376	ghostly Jick-o-User	0		
6378	blue huge eraser nubbin	0		
6379	chlorine crystal	0		
6380	pressed blurry ph balancer	0		Effect: "Burnt 'n' Turnt", Effect Duration: 15
6381	ionized mysterious chemical residue	0		Effect: "Hustlin'", Effect Duration: 26
6382	skewed nugget of sodium	0		
6383	root beer	1	good	
6384	jigsaw blade	0		
6385	blurry wood screw	0		
6386	cyan balsa plank	0		
6387	blob of wood glue	0		
6388	envyfish egg	0		Last Available: "2013-04"
6389	double-activated ghostly Mer-kin rocksalt	0		Effect: "Warm Shoulders", Effect Duration: 33
6390	moist Mer-kin saltmint	0		Effect: "Creepin' Up on You", Effect Duration: 43
6391	vacuum-sealed corrupted spinning Mer-kin saltsquid	0		Effect: "Glo-Face", Effect Duration: 69
6392	tumbling ribald smartaleck's scale-mail underwear	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Sleaze Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley"
6393	diffused nitrogenated comb jelly	0		Effect: "So Fresh and So Clean", Effect Duration: 35
6394	shaking anemone sauce	0		
6395	inky squid sauce	0		
6396	Mer-kin weaksauce	0		
6397	peanut sauce	0		
6398	glass	0		
6399	chilled denatured polymerized Boss Drops	0		Effect: "Wet Rub", Effect Duration: 31
6400	Mer-kin lunchbox	0		
6401	activated blinking tear	0		Effect: "Feelin' Philosophical", Effect Duration: 38
6402	electrified polymerized cyan jagged tooth	0		Effect: "Inappropriate Spirit", Effect Duration: 11
6403	colloidal grisly shell fragment	0		Effect: "There Wolf", Effect Duration: 41
6404	triple-modified bouncing violent pastilles	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Frozen Tortellini", Effect Duration: 40
6405	anodized frozen upside-down worst candy	0		Effect: "Man's Worst Enemy", Effect Duration: 29
6406	improved oxidized fudge-shaped hole in space-time	0		Effect: "Barbecue Saucy", Effect Duration: 36
6407	perfumed lion tamer's grievous Pocket Square of Loathing	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Experience (familiar): +2, Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Cloathing
6408	corrupted stardust	0		
6409	Star Spawn	0		
6410	bow from beyond the stars	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6411	squat KoLHS Pep Squad Box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-09"
6412	twirling shaking skull	0		No Pull
6413	Order of the Green Thumb Order Form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-04"
6414	clutch of dodecapede eggs	0		
6415	spoiled narrow flavorless gruel	3	crappy	
6416	stale low-calorie fuchsia mana curds	1	decent	
6417	blurry twist of lime	0		
6418	lime green spinning pencil stub	0		
6419	magnetized non-aerosolized non-frozen skewed moth dust	0		Effect: "Hagnk's Gratitude", Effect Duration: 57
6420	Vulcanized dry wobbly glob of spoiled mayo	0		Effect: "Human-Fish Hybrid", Effect Duration: 35
6421	tonic djinn	0		
6422	decent vampire chowder	4	good	
6423	Tales of Dread	0		Free Pull
6424	yellow Dreadsylvanian skeleton key	0		
6425	Official Seal of Dreadsylvania	0		
6426	yummy Dreadsylvanian stew	3	awesome	
6427	delicious weak Dreadsylvanian	2	awesome	
6428	modified unsweetened colloidal Dreadsylvanian flask	0		Effect: "Mushroom Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 66
6429	tarnished huge gray Dreadsylvanian flask	0		Effect: "Toast Tea", Effect Duration: 69
6430	slick dreadful fedora of the detective	0		Moxie: +10, Item Drop: +20, Kruegerand Drop: 5, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xLep"
6431	dreadful sweater of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Kruegerand Drop: 5
6432	twirling frosty dreadful glove	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Kruegerand Drop: 5
6433	gray Freddy Kruegerand	0		
6434	Mark of the Bugbear	0		
6435	Mark of the Werewolf	0		
6436	Mark of the Zombie	0		
6437	Mark of the Ghost	0		
6438	narrow Mark of the Vampire	0		
6439	spinning blinking Mark of the Skeleton	0		
6440	bouncing foul-smelling banded brainy Covers-Your-Head	0		Mysticality: +5, Damage Absorption: +100, Stench Damage: +10, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xVolley"
6441	ghostly censurious dangerous Drapes-You-Regally of the brazier	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Class: "Disco Bandit"
6442	flame-retardant Warms-Your-Tush of mayonnaise of the detective	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Hot Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +20, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato"
6443	blinking ghostly Temple Grandin's chaotic Helps-You-Sleep	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +7, Single Equip, Blind
6444	scorching rock-hard quilted Quiets-Your-Steps	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Damage Reduction: 5, Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip
6445	personal trainer's Da Vinci's Protects-Your-Junk	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Single Equip
6446	artisanal bouncing Gets-You-Drunk	3	EPIC	
6447	avaricious censurious Great Wolf's headband of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +30, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley"
6448	tumbling inspector's stiffened Great Wolf's left paw of mayonnaise	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +15, Class: "Seal Clubber", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Great Slash"
6449	squat pulsating gravedigger's vibrating stiffened Great Wolf's right paw	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Great Slash"
6450	mirror Samson's weightlifter's Great Wolf's rocket launcher	0		Muscle: +15, Experience (Muscle): +5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Rocket"
6451	prompt Great Wolf's beastly trousers of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +5, Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1.5xWhelp"
6452	Great Wolf's lice	0		
6453	corrupted quadruple-liquefied super-colloidal Hunger&trade; Sauce	0		Effect: "Using Protection", Effect Duration: 27
6454	manspreader's padded zombie mariachi hat of the early riser	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Monster Level: +10, Adventures: +7, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep"
6455	pulsating pulsating Lo Pan's stiffened zombie accordion of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Damage Reduction: 1, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Class: "Accordion Thief", Single Equip, Song Duration: 20
6456	sage slick zombie mariachi pants of doom	0		Moxie: +10, Mysticality Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy"
6457	blue blinking rosewater-soaked boxer's HOA regulation book of the blizzard	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +3
6458	tumbling skewed resourceful Sinatra's Socratic HOA zombie eyes	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum MP: +50, Single Equip
6459	HOA citation pad	0		
6460	wriggling severed nose	0		
6461	nosy nose ringy ring	0		Familiar Weight: +15
6462	baleful stylish Mayor Ghost's toupee of bravery	0		Moxie: +25, Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
6463	Sherlock's dance instructor's Mayor Ghost's cloak of courage	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +25, Class: "Pastamancer"
6464	huge mansplainer's rock-hard Mayor Ghost's khakis of the scaredy-cat	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Monster Level: 0, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, HP regen"
6465	spinning Usain Bolt's dog trainer's Mayor Ghost's gavel of Flo-Jo	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Initiative: 180, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Hammer Ghost"
6466	executive grievous Mayor Ghost's sash of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip
6467	Mayor Ghost's scissors	0		
6468	normal huge ghost pepper	3	good	
6469	auspicious nippy supercharged Thunkula's drinking cap	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Cold Damage: +10, Item Drop: +10, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley"
6470	sizzling toasty Drunkula's cape of the sweet-tooth	0		Hot Damage: 15, Candy Drop: +100, Class: "Sauceror"
6471	lightning-fast asbestos-lined savvy Drunkula's silky pants	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Hot Resistance: +5, Initiative: +40, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul"
6472	upside-down Drunkula's bell	0		
6473	squat flame-retardant Drunkula's ring of haze of incineration of terror	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Avoid Attack: 1, Single Equip
6474	experienced Drunkula's wineglass	0		Experience: +2
6475	lousy bottle of Bloodweiser	3	decent	
6476	tumbling scandalous experienced Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap of incineration	0		Experience: +2, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Damage: +5, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy"
6477	shaking supercharged slick thinker's Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate	0		Mysticality: +10, Moxie: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
6478	lion tamer's wizardly strapping Unkillable Skeleton's shinguards	0		Muscle: +5, Mysticality: +25, Experience (familiar): +2, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr"
6479	skewed inspector's MacGyver's resourceful vibrating Unkillable Skeleton's sawsword of the pedagogue of horror	0		Experience: +3, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Maximum MP: 150, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +15
6480	quilted Unkillable Skeleton's shield of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Damage Absorption: +40, Thorns: 1
6481	foul-smelling medical-grade Unkillable Skeleton's restless leg	0		Stench Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
6482	huge hardy Socratic Herculean Staff of the Roaring Hearth	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum HP: +50
6483	special Kool-Aid	1	decent	Effect: "Jelly Combed", Effect Duration: 50
6484	dread tarragon	0		
6485	blinking bone flour	0		
6486	bouncing dreadful roast	0		
6487	cyan stinking agaricus	0		
6488	delicious diet Dreadsylvanian shepherd's pie	1	awesome	
6489	music box parts	0		
6490	unwound mechanical songbird	0		
6491	tailfeathers	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6492	wax banana	0		
6493	complicated lock impression	0		
6494	replica key	0		
6495	therapeutic Dreadsylvania Auditor's badge	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Kruegerand Drop: 5, Single Equip
6496	red blood kiwi	0		
6497	eau de mort	0		
6498	lousy blinking bloody kiwitini	3	decent	
6499	moon-amber	0		
6500	polished moon-amber	0		
6501	pulsating fireproof moon-amber necklace of Gandalf of incineration	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip
6502	Dreadsylvanian seed pod	0		
6503	skewed ghost pencil	0		
6504	banded grievous smartaleck's hangman's hood	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Damage Absorption: +100
6505	aromatic double-paned fortified ring finger ring	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Cold Resistance: +5, Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip
6506	yellow spinning Dreadsylvanian clockwork key	0		
6507	cool iron ingot	0		
6508	olive Oprah's Sinatra's cool iron helmet	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
6509	strapping cool iron breastplate of Leguizamo	0		Muscle: +5, Monster Level: +20
6510	twirling experienced cool iron greaves of the sewer	0		Experience: +2, Stench Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr"
6511	nippy ghost shawl of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Cold Damage: +10
6512	skull capacitor	0		
6513	squat crafty warm fur	0		Maximum MP: +10
6514	upside-down upside-down snowstick of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100
6515	beefy eerie fetish	0		Muscle: +10, Single Equip
6516	lousy stinkwater	4	decent	
6517	huge mirror dubious loincloth	0		Damage Aura: 1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1.5xVolley"
6518	decent huge accidental mutton	9	good	
6519	stanky friendly drafty drawers	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley"
6520	cyan Temple Grandin's forbidden wolfskull mask	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Weight: +7, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
6521	teal ghostly blinking guts necklace of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
6522	knitted scorching groping claw	0		Hot Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +3
6523	gray mirror resourceful vengeful spirit	0		Maximum MP: +50
6524	asbestos-lined BOOtonniere	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip
6525	altered ghost thread	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Hot Linguine", Effect Duration: 62
6526	brawny bag of unfinished business of Gandalf	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +20
6527	upside-down teal scandalous Jack Frost's transparent pants	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato"
6528	dance instructor's hothammer	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
6529	enchanted artisanal fortified narrow Thriller Ice	5	EPIC	Effect: "Also Schmeckt Zarathustra", Effect Duration: 50
6530	ruddy grandfather watch	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
6531	muddy skirt	0		Damage Aura: 1, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy"
6532	blinking ruddy spyglass of the businessman	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Meat Drop: +50
6533	vial of hot blood of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Single Equip
6534	Samson's remorseless knife	0		Experience (Muscle): +5
6535	toasty intimidating coiffure	0		Hot Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "hot afk, 1xPotato"
6536	Sherlock's thinker's cod cape	0		Mysticality: +10, Item Drop: +25
6537	spoiled blood sausage	3	crappy	
6538	blurry sinister Socratic frying brainpan	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spell Damage: +10
6539	red upside-down occult ball and chain of doom	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
6540	blurry dry bone of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30
6541	wobbly skewed tailbone shield of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Thorns: 1
6542	jittery green Sinatra's tonguebone	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Single Equip
6543	fuchsia zippy manspreader's pogo stick	0		Monster Level: +10, Initiative: +20, Single Equip
6545	squat reassuring crafty hardened weedy skirt	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum MP: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
6546	fireproof dance instructor's pants	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk"
6547	tumbling Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	0		
6548	cooling iron helmet	0		
6549	blue cooling iron breastplate	0		
6550	spinning cooling iron greaves	0		
6551	hot cluster	0		
6552	cluster	0		
6553	cluster	0		
6554	stench cluster	0		
6555	green sleaze cluster	0		
6556	Vulcanized aerosolized phial of hotness	0		Effect: "Concentration", Effect Duration: 66
6557	liquefied pulsating blue phial of coldness	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Stinking Alphredo&trade;", Effect Duration: 57
6558	aerosolized concentrated phial of spookiness	0		Effect: "Raging Animal", Effect Duration: 15
6559	super-corrupted vacuum-sealed denatured olive phial of stench	0		Effect: "Guts Feeling", Effect Duration: 27
6560	liquefied diffused phial of sleaziness	0		Effect: "Eye of the Lihc", Effect Duration: 35
6561	olive adventurer clone egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-06"
6562	mini-Mr. Accessory	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6563	sizzling hand of Mr. Cards	0		Hot Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw a Mr. Card"
6564	decent Dreadsylvanian hot pocket	3	good	
6565	rotten upside-down Dreadsylvanian pocket	4	crappy	
6566	bland teal Dreadsylvanian pocket	3	decent	
6567	decent Dreadsylvanian stink pocket	3	good	
6568	flavorless half-sized Dreadsylvanian sleaze pocket	2	decent	
6569	mediocre triple-distilled Dreadsylvanian hot toddy	10	decent	
6570	bad watered-down narrow Dreadsylvanian cold-fashioned	2	decent	
6571	triple-distilled acceptable Dreadsylvanian grimlet	6	good	
6572	hand-crafted watered-down yellow bouncing Dreadsylvanian dank and stormy	2	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
6573	smooth Dreadsylvanian slithery nipple	4	awesome	
6574	huge hot clusterbomb	0		
6575	clusterbomb	0		
6576	shaking clusterbomb	0		
6577	stench clusterbomb	0		
6578	ghostly sleaze clusterbomb	0		
6579	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	0		
6580	upside-down length of fuse	0		
6581	pulsating dreadful box	0		
6582	Clan hot dog stand	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-07"
6583	yellow vicious spiked collar	0		Familiar Damage: +20
6584	fuchsia hot dog wrapper of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7
6585	flame-wreathed Jim Carey's debonair deboner	0		Monster Level: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +10
6586	altered unsweetened chicle de salchicha	0		Effect: "Egg-stra Arm", Effect Duration: 25
6587	jar of frostigkraut of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Damage Aura: 1
6588	upside-down baleful gnawed-up dog bone of the overflowing toilet	0		Spell Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +50
6589	bouncing chaotic Grey Guanon	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Damage Aura: 1
6590	executive inspector's sage Engorged Sausages and You	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Item Drop: +15, Meat Drop: +40
6591	tolerable blurry dream of a dog	4	good	
6592	flame-wreathed optimal spreadsheet of temperance of Flo-Jo	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Initiative: +100
6593	twirling defective Game Grid token	0		
6594	teal twirling hot Dreadsylvanian cocoa	0		
6595	compressed cyan epic cluster	1	crappy	
6596	clockwork egg	0		
6597	wobbly clockwork birdhouse	0		
6598	clockwork disc	0		
6599	blinking clockwork hand	0		
6600	clockwork hand	0		
6601	clockwork numeral I	0		
6602	clockwork numeral II	0		
6603	clockwork numeral III	0		
6604	clockwork numeral IV	0		
6605	clockwork numeral V	0		
6606	clockwork numeral VI	0		
6607	cyan clockwork numeral VII	0		
6608	clockwork numeral VIII	0		
6609	twirling clockwork numeral IX	0		
6610	mirror clockwork numeral X	0		
6611	twirling cyan clockwork numeral XI	0		
6612	clockwork numeral XII	0		
6613	clockwork cuckoo	0		
6614	cuckoo clock	0		
6615	triple-distilled tolerable Cold One	8	???	
6616	rotten spaghetti breakfast	3	???	
6617	jittery over-the-shoulder Folder Holder	0		Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2013-08", Softcore Only: [1-path(KOLHS)]
6618	folder (red)	0		Muscle: +20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6619	ghostly folder (blue)	0		Mysticality: +20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6620	folder (green)	0		Moxie: +20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6621	folder (magenta)	0		Muscle: +15, Mysticality: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6622	skewed folder (cyan)	0		Mysticality: +15, Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6623	folder (yellow)	0		Muscle: +15, Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6624	skewed folder (smiley face)	0		Experience (Muscle): +2, Last Available: "2013-08"
6625	folder (wizard)	0		Experience (Mysticality): +2, Last Available: "2013-08"
6626	folder (space skeleton)	0		Experience (Moxie): +2, Last Available: "2013-08"
6627	twirling folder (D-Team)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6628	folder (Ex-Files)	0		Combat Rate: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6629	folder (skull and crossbones)	0		Combat Rate: -5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6630	skewed folder (Knight Writer)	0		Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2013-08"
6631	yellow folder (Jackass Plumber)	0		Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2013-08"
6632	folder (holographic fractal)	0		All Resistance: +4, Last Available: "2013-08"
6633	folder (barbarian)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6634	fuchsia folder (rainbow unicorn)	0		Last Available: "2013-08", Thorns: 5
6635	folder (Seawolf)	0		Better Diver: +10, Last Available: "2013-08"
6636	folder (dancing dolphins)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6637	folder (catfish)	0		Familiar Weight: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6638	spinning folder (tranquil landscape)	0		Damage Reduction: 15, HP / MP Regen Min: 10, HP / MP Regen Max: 20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6639	maroon folder (owl)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6640	folder (Stinky Trash Kid)	0		Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2013-08"
6641	spinning folder (sports car)	0		Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6642	blurry folder (sportsballs)	0		PvP Fights: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6643	huge folder (heavy metal)	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6644	folder (Yedi)	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2013-08"
6645	folder (KOLHS)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6648	ruddy hardened slide rule	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum HP Percent: +40
6649	warmed spinning Ogres and Oubliettes&trade; module	0		Effect: "Sticky Hands", Effect Duration: 69
6650	shaking Mountain Stream Code Black Alert	0		
6651	twisted-up wet towel	0		
6652	weak drinkable stepmom's booze	2	good	
6653	jittery surgical tape	0		
6654	band T-shirt of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3
6655	lousy fountain 'soda'	3	decent	
6656	upside-down blinking illegal firecracker	0		
6657	mansplainer's strapping pickelhaube	0		Muscle: +5, Monster Level: +15, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 18"
6658	frozen hair oil	0		Effect: "Chalked Weapon", Effect Duration: 68
6659	ionized fuchsia tumbling scrap	0		Effect: "Moon-Eyed", Effect Duration: 54
6660	school spirit socket set	0		
6661	huge suspension bridge	0		
6662	frosty lion tamer's Temple Grandin's Staff of the Lunch Lady of the brazier	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Experience (familiar): +2, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25
6663	universal key	0		
6664	spinning world's most dangerous birdhouse	0		
6665	tumbling jittery deathchucks of the brute of the storm	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +40
6666	eraser	0		
6667	quasireligious sculpture	0		
6668	huge Faraday cage	0		
6669	modeling claymore	0		
6670	clay homunculus	0		
6671	altered adjusted colloidal blurry pulsating sodium pentasomething	0		Effect: "Ruby-ous", Effect Duration: 36
6672	yellow grains of salt	0		
6673	yellowcake bomb	0		
6674	skewed mirror stinkbomb	0		
6675	moist superwater	0		Effect: "Well Owl Be!", Effect Duration: 66
6676	maroon Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	0		
6677	crude monster sculpture	0		
6678	shellacked Yearbook Club Camera	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blinding Flash"
6679	shaking machete of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20
6680	spirit-forward artisanal Cursed Punch	5	EPIC	
6681	bad Bowl of Scorpions	4	decent	
6682	bad Fog Murderer	3	decent	
6683	gray book of matches	0		
6684	inspector's surgical mask	0		Item Drop: +15, Surgeonosity: +1
6685	twirling groovy head mirror	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Surgeonosity: +1
6686	thinker's half-size scalpel	0		Mysticality: +10, Surgeonosity: +1
6687	avaricious surgical apron	0		Meat Drop: +30, Surgeonosity: +1
6688	wholesome bloodied surgical dungarees	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Surgeonosity: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 38"
6689	McClusky file (page 1)	0		
6690	upside-down McClusky file (page 2)	0		
6691	skewed McClusky file (page 3)	0		
6692	McClusky file (page 4)	0		
6693	McClusky file (page 5)	0		
6694	squat boring binder clip	0		
6695	shaking McClusky file (complete)	0		
6696	bowling ball	0		
6697	huge moss-covered stone sphere	0		
6698	dripping stone sphere	0		
6699	crackling stone sphere	0		
6700	scorched stone sphere	0		
6701	upside-down upside-down stone triangle	0		
6702	red bowler	0		Damage Aura: 1
6703	imitation White Russian	1	crappy	
6704	fortified beefcake's short-handled mop	0		Muscle: +25, Damage Absorption: +60
6705	moldy jungle floor wax	3	crappy	
6706	smirking shrunken head	0		Damage Aura: 1
6707	colloidal colorful toad	0		Effect: "Human-Beast Hybrid", Effect Duration: 32
6708	bouncing crude voodoo doll	0		
6709	attorney's badge	0		Single Equip
6710	shaking experienced savvy pygmy briefs	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience: +2, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 41"
6711	ghostly short writ of habeas corpus	0		
6712	skewed bone abacus	0		
6713	adder	0		
6714	upside-down short calculator	0		
6715	forbidden sphygmomanometer of the brazier	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +25
6716	diffused frozen ionized blurry bag of pygmy blood	0		Effect: "Bustle Hustlin'", Effect Duration: 39
6717	blinking tongue depressor	0		
6718	ghostly Usain Bolt's arcane researcher's compression stocking	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Initiative: +80
6719	mirror chilly midriff scrubs of the sewer	0		Cold Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +25
6720	polarized pill cup	0		Effect: "Cool, Catlike", Effect Duration: 16
6721	scorching friendly Oprah's water bottle	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Familiar Weight: +3, Hot Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 40"
6722	deionized irradiated lime green pygmy phone number	0		Effect: "Chock Full o' Nanites", Effect Duration: 59
6723	Boozehounds Anonymous token	0		
6724	small moldy exotic jungle fruit	2	crappy	
6725	Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip	0		
6726	spinning blurry dude ranch souvenir crate	0		
6727	wobbly tropical island souvenir crate	0		
6728	wobbly ski resort souvenir crate	0		
6729	UV-resistant compass	0		
6730	funky junk key	0		
6731	Worse Homes and Gardens	0		
6732	ghostly claw-foot bathtub	0		
6733	wobbly clothesline pole	0		
6734	cigar sign	0		
6735	tumbling junk junk	0		
6736	Junk-Bond	0		
6737	tangle of copper wire	0		
6738	skewed jagged scrap	0		
6739	non-quantum bent scrap	0		Effect: "Just the Brown Ones", Effect Duration: 35
6740	molten scrap	0		
6741	jittery eternal car battery	0		
6742	Oprah's junk band	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50
6743	crafty junk trunks	0		Maximum MP: +10, Familiar Effect: "cap 15"
6744	green junk-mail shirt of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3
6745	yummy junk food	4	awesome	
6746	weak drinkable junk yard	2	good	
6747	foul-smelling swordzall of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +10
6748	Jim Carey's arm buzzer	0		Monster Level: +25
6749	frosty hale boilgun	0		Maximum HP: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +10
6750	twirling Gordon Beer's Beer Garden Catalog	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6751	packet of beer seeds	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6752	handful of barley	0		
6753	maroon cluster of hops	0		
6754	jittery beer bottle	0		
6755	blurry beer label	0		
6756	artisanal homebrew sampler	0		
6757	mediocre fuchsia can of Br&uuml;talbr&auml;u	4	decent	Last Available: "2013-09"
6758	drinkable ghostly can of Drooling Monk	3	good	Last Available: "2013-09"
6759	artisanal practically non-alcoholic fancy skewed can of Impetuous Scofflaw	1	EPIC	Effect: "Analog Drunk", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2013-09"
6760	hand-crafted upside-down bottle of Old Pugilist	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-09"
6761	drinkable high-proof bottle of Professor Beer	10	good	Last Available: "2013-09"
6762	lousy shaking pulsating bottle of Rapier Witbier	3	decent	Last Available: "2013-09"
6763	bad practically non-alcoholic bottle of Race Car Red	1	decent	Last Available: "2013-09"
6764	hand-crafted weak bottle of Greedy Dog	2	super ultra mega EPIC	Last Available: "2013-09"
6765	lousy weak bottle of Lambada Lambic	2	decent	Last Available: "2013-09"
6766	spinning tin beer can	0		
6767	spinning artisanal homebrew gift package	0		
6768	liquid bread	1	crappy	Last Available: "2013-09"
6769	aromatic Sinatra's tin tam of vim and vigor	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "MP regen, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-09"
6770	enhanced moist triple-diffused tin cup	0		Effect: "Bananas!", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2013-09"
6771	lard-coated beefcake's weightlifter's tin foil	0		Muscle: 40, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-09"
6772	maroon up-at-dawn stiffened tin drum of the early riser	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Adventures: 12, Last Available: "2013-09"
6773	tin roof (rusted)	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6774	tin snips	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6775	tin lizzie	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6776	super-moist tumbling foetid seal tear	0		Effect: "Black Eyes", Effect Duration: 14
6777	adjusted ionized seal sweat	0		Effect: "The Halls of Mysticality", Effect Duration: 39
6778	Vulcanized twirling blinking boiling seal blood	0		Effect: "Whippin' It Good", Effect Duration: 45
6779	crystalline seal eye	0		Single Equip
6780	Rosewater's studded sealhide shield of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Mysticality Percent: +30
6781	frightening Jack Frost's scabrous seal epaulets	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip
6782	ghostly abyssal battle plans	0		
6783	Jack Frost's seal medal of doom	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +5
6784	deanimated reanimator's coffin	0		Free Pull
6785	cyan flask of embalming fluid	0		
6788	blank diary	0		
6789	boot knife	0		
6790	broken beer bottle	0		
6791	mirror sharpened spoon	0		
6792	huge skewed candy knife	0		
6793	soap knife	0		
6795	improved olive tumbling disco horoscope (Aquarius)	0		Effect: "Souper Vengeful", Effect Duration: 54
6796	adjusted disco horoscope (Pisces)	0		Effect: "Morninja", Effect Duration: 55
6797	diffused disco horoscope (Aries)	0		Effect: "Nas Tea", Effect Duration: 66
6798	pickled disco horoscope (Taurus)	0		Effect: "Hairy Palms", Effect Duration: 65
6799	improved skewed disco horoscope (Gemini)	0		Effect: "Memento Moir&eacute;", Effect Duration: 68
6800	Vulcanized disco horoscope (Cancer)	0		Effect: "Disco Neuropathy", Effect Duration: 58
6801	non-chilled chilled spinning twirling blinking disco horoscope (Leo)	0		Effect: "Transcendental Wind", Effect Duration: 34
6802	tarnished disco horoscope (Virgo)	0		Effect: "Mayeaugh", Effect Duration: 53
6803	tarnished irradiated deionized disco horoscope (Libra)	0		Effect: "Musky", Effect Duration: 28
6804	extra-dry disco horoscope (Scorpio)	0		Effect: "Hippy Flavor", Effect Duration: 43
6805	anodized wobbly disco horoscope (Sagittarius)	0		Effect: "Burning Tongue", Effect Duration: 61
6806	flattened disco horoscope (Capricorn)	0		Effect: "Always be Collecting", Effect Duration: 22
6807	ghostly banded baleful The Sagittarian's leisure pants	0		Spell Damage: +25, Damage Absorption: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 18"
6808	blinking toy accordion	0		Song Duration: 5
6809	accordion	0		Song Duration: 10
6810	padded beer-battered accordion	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 6
6811	frightening baritone accordion	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 7
6812	pulsating studded mama's squeezebox	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 8
6813	shaking bouncing guancertina of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 9
6814	wholesome accordion file	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10
6815	brawny accord ion	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10
6816	Herculean bone bandoneon	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 11
6817	jittery Usain Bolt's pentatonic accordion	0		Initiative: +80, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 12
6818	Socratic non-Euclidean non-accordion	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15
6819	huge foul-smelling Sinatra's Accordion of Jordion	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Stench Damage: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 14
6820	shaking autocalliope of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15
6821	accordionoid rocca of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 18
6822	frightening pygmy concertinette	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 17
6823	ghostly nasty coward's ghost accordion	0		Monster Level: -20, Stench Damage: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 16
6824	wool peace accordion	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 19
6825	shaking horrifying wicked alarm accordion	0		Spell Damage: +5, Spooky Damage: +25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 20
6826	up-at-dawn Rosewater's All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig of Leguizamo	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Monster Level: +20, Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 13"
6827	rosewater-soaked dog trainer's KoL Con X Treasure Map	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Stench Resistance: +3
6828	acceptable enchanted spinning discocktail	3	good	Effect: "Bats in the Belfry", Effect Duration: 5
6829	KoL Con X Bingo Card of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20
6830	skewed greedy Temporal Tempera Tube	0		Meat Drop: +20
6831	non-polarized Tallowcreme Halloween Pumpkin	0		Effect: "Alacri Tea", Effect Duration: 46
6832	Way More Tears&trade; pepper spray	0		
6833	dry Milk Studs	0		Effect: "Celestial Vision", Effect Duration: 69
6834	nitrogenated triple-dry yellow box of Dweebs	0		Effect: "High Blood Chocolate Content", Effect Duration: 14
6835	flattened bag of W&Ws	0		Effect: "Al Dente Inferno", Effect Duration: 11
6836	ionized olive skewed PEEZ dispenser	0		Effect: "Squatting and Thrusting", Effect Duration: 39
6837	altered chilled wobbly Swizzler	0		Effect: "Broken Bone Nubs", Effect Duration: 13
6838	concentrated tarnished Bugbearclaw Donut	0		Effect: "Tingly Elbows", Effect Duration: 31
6839	quadruple-enhanced jam	0		Effect: "Funky Coal Patina", Effect Duration: 64
6840	quadruple-denatured concentrated Whenchamacallit bar	0		Effect: "Pumped Up", Effect Duration: 30
6841	cold-filtered adjusted lime green 8-bit banana	0		Effect: "Quadrilled", Effect Duration: 68
6842	activated vial of blood simple syrup	0		Effect: "Beastly Flavor", Effect Duration: 33
6843	vacuum-sealed polarized ghostly bone bons	0		Effect: "Al Dente Inferno", Effect Duration: 47
6844	super-irradiated frozen enhanced twirling ironic mint	0		Effect: "Transcendental Wind", Effect Duration: 29
6845	cyan blurry unused walkie-talkie	0		Free Pull
6846	green walkie-talkie	0		Free Pull
6847	killing jar	0		
6848	dangerous security flashlight	0		Weapon Damage: +10
6849	corrupted activated Effermint&trade; tablets	0		Effect: "Heal Thy Nanoself", Effect Duration: 50
6850	wobbly flame-retardant Sinatra's sturdy cane of the empath	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Familiar Weight: +5, Hot Resistance: +1
6851	huge bowl of candy	0		
6852	upside-down Ultra Mega Sour Ball	0		
6853	twirling carton of rotten eggs	0		
6854	desert sightseeing pamphlet	0		
6855	a suspicious address	0		
6856	groovy Bal-musette accordion	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6857	dangerous Cajun accordion	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6858	quirky accordion of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6859	lime green hardy Skipper's accordion of extreme caution	0		Maximum HP: +50, Monster Level: -25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6860	ghostly gray censurious Jack Frost's Socratic Pantsgiving of the blizzard	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Cold Spell Damage: 75, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Softcore Only, Bonus Resting HP: [5*F], Bonus Resting MP: [5*F], Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Talk About Politics", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Pocket Crumbs", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Air Dirty Laundry", Drops Items, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-11", Variable
6861	decent can of sardines	3	good	Last Available: "2013-11"
6862	decent small high-calorie sugar substitute	2	good	Last Available: "2013-11"
6863	gigantic special rotten pat of butter	9	crappy	Effect: "Cake Caked", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2013-11"
6864	big bland dinner roll	5	decent	Last Available: "2013-11"
6865	decent bouncing mashed potatoes	3	good	Last Available: "2013-11"
6866	moldy squat pulsating whole turkey leg	3	crappy	Last Available: "2013-11"
6867	miniature spoiled deviled egg	2	crappy	Last Available: "2013-11"
6868	tarnished non-wet unsweetened gray upside-down bouncing finger exerciser	0		Effect: "Optimist Primal", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2013-11"
6869	double-pickled anodized dented spoon	0		Effect: "Full of Wist", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2013-11"
6870	vacuum-sealed flattened love note	0		Effect: "The Moxie of LOV", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2013-11"
6871	school beer pull tab	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6872	corrupted extra-pressed wobbly nail file	0		Effect: "Dances with Tweedles", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2013-11"
6873	adjusted aerosolized candy wrapper	0		Effect: "Witch's Brood", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2013-11"
6874	gym membership card	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6875	pickled denatured jittery post-holiday sale coupon	0		Effect: "Superioreo", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2013-11"
6876	squat dry cleaning receipt	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6877	pocket lint (blue)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6878	pocket lint (green)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6879	pocket lint (white)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6880	blurry narrow pocket lint (orange)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6881	scorching wicked extremely unsafe stylish bowl of petunias	0		Moxie: +25, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spell Damage: +5, Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-11"
6882	shaking chilly Jim Carey's grievous power sock of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Monster Level: +25, Cold Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-11"
6883	Usain Bolt's Van der Graaf steel-toed padded wool sock	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Damage Reduction: 9, Initiative: +80, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-11"
6884	nippy Socratic beefy moustache sock of doom	0		Muscle: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Cold Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-11"
6885	adjusted dry jittery spirit gum	0		Effect: "Bat Attitude", Effect Duration: 52
6886	spirit pillow	0		
6887	spirit sheet	0		
6888	spirit mattress	0		
6889	blurry bouncing upside-down spirit blanket	0		
6890	blinking spirit bed	0		
6891	Jack Frost's smartaleck's spirit bell of chilblains	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Cold Damage: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
6892	wet spoonful of Linguine-Os	0		Effect: "Egged On", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2013-11"
6893	super-improved freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini	0		Effect: "Cosmic Flavor", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2013-11"
6894	double-adjusted denatured blinking blob of Alphredo&trade;	0		Effect: "Dwarven Hardiness", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2013-11"
6895	flattened triple-alkaline fuchsia tumbling spinning handful of crafty noodles	0		Effect: "All Is Forgiven", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2013-11"
6896	corrupted extra-flattened pressed tangled mass of pasta	0		Effect: "Eye of the Lihc", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2013-11"
6897	dry magnetized Can of Spaghetto	0		Effect: "Oleaginous Soles", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2013-11"
6898	Chef Boy, R&D's business card	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6899	tumbling olive Thwaitgold ant statuette	0		
6900	experimental carbon fiber pasta additive	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Last Available: "2013-11"
6901	jittery hazardous sauce dosimeter	0		Class: "Sauceror", Last Available: "2013-11"
6902	twirling flask flops of the boozehound of the glutton	0		Booze Drop: +100, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip
6903	electrified nuts	0		Effect: "Pwnd", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2013-12"
6904	liquefied pressed jittery cyan bolts	0		Effect: "Macho Profundo", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2013-12"
6905	huge rotten gingerbread robot	9	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
6906	decent super-sized jittery petit 4.1	5	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
6907	moldy big nut-shaped Crimbo cookie	5	crappy	Last Available: "2023-06"
6908	electrified plastic GORM-8	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6909	thinker's plastic warbear	0		Mysticality: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6910	dog trainer's plastic Toybot	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2013-12"
6911	Newton's plastic warbear fortress	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
6912	executive slick plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.	0		Moxie: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2013-12"
6913	warbear whosit	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6914	tumbling warbear hoverbelt piecepart	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6915	twirling manspreader's boxer's warbear hoverbelt of the overflowing toilet	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Monster Level: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6916	ghostly warbear battery	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6917	warbear badge	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6918	wet unsweetened warbear wardance potion	0		Effect: "Moon'd", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2013-12"
6919	colloidal warbear bearserker potion	0		Effect: "Hobonic", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2013-12"
6920	extra-anodized aerosolized warbear liquid overcoat	0		Effect: "Frozen Shoulders", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2013-12"
6921	tasty small skewed warbear feasting bread	2	awesome	Last Available: "2013-12"
6922	moldy big warbear warrior bread	5	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
6923	big spoiled warbear thermoregulator bread	5	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
6924	enchanted watered-down acceptable warbear feasting mead	2	good	Effect: "Woad Warrior", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2013-12"
6925	fortified smooth warbear bearserker mead	5	awesome	Last Available: "2013-12"
6926	perfectly mixed triple-distilled warbear blizzard mead	10	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-12"
6927	warbear helm fragment	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6928	smelly warbear plain fedora of the wise owl of the detective	0		Mysticality: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6929	stanky warbear feathered fedora	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6930	stanky Tesla warbear fedora of mayonnaise	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep", Last Available: "2013-12"
6931	censurious vibrating warbear plain helm of Flo-Jo	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Initiative: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6932	warbear spiked helm of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6933	jittery narrow auspicious Lo Pan's savvy warbear electro-spiked helm	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Item Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy", Last Available: "2013-12"
6934	frightening electrified warbear plain ushanka of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Spooky Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6935	warbear lined ushanka of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6936	blinking wool wicked warbear heated ushanka	0		Spell Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xatk, 1xLep", Last Available: "2013-12"
6937	warbear trouser fragment	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6938	stiffened warbear party pants of Calamity Jane of the boozehound	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Booze Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6939	mirror personal trainer's warbear ceremonial party pants	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6940	jittery flame-retardant hale hardened warbear high festival pants	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum HP: +20, Hot Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul", Last Available: "2013-12"
6941	purple family-friendly warbear battle greaves of vim and vigor of doom	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
6942	blinking maroon warbear officer greaves of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6943	prompt healthy Da Vinci's warbear bearserker greaves	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr", Last Available: "2013-12"
6944	pulsating executive electrified boxer's warbear johns	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +40, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6945	clever warbear fleece-lined johns	0		Maximum MP: +20, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6946	scandalous supercharged Fonzie's warbear johns	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Sleaze Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2013-12"
6947	upside-down warbear accoutrements chunk	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6948	up-at-dawn warbear goggles of terror of mayonnaise	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Adventures: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6949	flame-retardant warbear snowblindness goggles	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6950	energetic brawny warbear polarized goggles of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Muscle Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6951	gray padded occult warbear laser bowtie of terror	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Damage Absorption: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6952	curative warbear plasma bowtie	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6953	upside-down Sherlock's reassuring warbear nuclear bowtie of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6954	jittery zippy warbear warscarf of the cougar of the brazier	0		Moxie: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6955	dog trainer's warbear fleece-lined warscarf	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6956	ghostly electrified brawny warbear warscarf of the brazier	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6957	warbear requisition box	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6958	warbear exo-arm	0		Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6959	weightlifter's warbear foil hat	0		Muscle: +15, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
6960	warbear energy bracers	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6961	prompt cool warbear oil pan	0		Moxie: +5, Adventures: +3, Class: "Sauceror", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spray Hot Grease", Last Available: "2013-12"
6962	skewed warbear laser beacon	0		Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6963	blurry cool warbear exhaust manifold	0		Moxie: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6964	warbear jackhammer drill press	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6965	warbear auto-anvil	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6966	ghostly warbear induction oven	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6967	skewed skewed warbear chemistry lab	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6968	warbear officer requisition box	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6969	blue warbear empathy chip	0		Skill: "Psychokinetic Hug", Last Available: "2013-12"
6970	warbear drone assembler	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6971	huge warbear breakfast machine assembler	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6972	olive blind-packed die-cast toy	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6973	Sherlock's die-cast Bashful the Reindeer	0		Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6974	spinning fireproof die-cast Doc the Reindeer	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
6975	sizzling die-cast Dopey the Reindeer	0		Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6976	bouncing family-friendly die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2013-12"
6977	coward's die-cast Happy the Reindeer	0		Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6978	stylish die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer	0		Moxie: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6979	strapping die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer	0		Muscle: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6980	MacGyver's die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer	0		Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2013-12"
6981	twirling smelly die-cast factory worker elf	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6982	pulsating slick die-cast gift-wrapping elf	0		Moxie: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6983	die-cast middle-management elf of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6984	wobbly shellacked die-cast pencil-pusher elf	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2013-12"
6985	wobbly upside-down die-cast stocking-stuffer elf of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2013-12"
6986	scorching die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign	0		Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6987	tumbling Annie Oakley's die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6988	lightning-fast ribald die-cast death ray in a pear tree	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2013-12"
6989	extremely unsafe die-cast turtle mech	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2013-12"
6990	pulsating sinister die-cast Swiss hen	0		Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6991	die-cast killing bird of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6992	squat die-cast ring of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6993	weightlifter's die-cast goose a-laying	0		Muscle: +15, Last Available: "2013-12"
6994	blinking wobbly sharpshooter's die-cast swarm a-swarming	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6995	fuchsia Lo Pan's die-cast blade a-spinning	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2013-12"
6996	censurious die-cast arc-welding Elfborg	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
6997	die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6998	narrow perfumed lion tamer's die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6999	brawny die-cast Father Crimborg of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Muscle Percent: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
7000	wholesome die-cast Don Crimbo of the scaredy-cat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2013-12"
7001	dance instructor's boxer's die-cast Uncle Hobo	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
7002	crafty die-cast Father Crimbo of the detective	0		Maximum MP: +10, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
7003	tumbling The Smith's Tome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12", Skill: "Summon Smithsness"
7004	magnetized Flaskfull of Hollow	0		Effect: "Spookypants", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2013-12"
7005	lump of Brituminous coal	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7006	diluted narrow handful of Smithereens	1	good	Effect: "Black Eyes", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2013-12"
7007	gigantic adequate pulsating Every Day is Like This Sundae	7	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
7008	normal Miserable Pie	3	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
7009	stale jumbo This Charming Flan	5	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
7010	delicious triple-distilled Irish Coffee, English Heart	10	awesome	Last Available: "2013-12"
7011	perfectly mixed green Strikes Again Bigmouth	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-12"
7012	acceptable Paint A Vulgar Pitcher	3	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
7013	shaking Golden Light	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7014	red blinking Louder Than Bomb	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7015	Handsome Devil	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7016	censurious fireproof MacGyver's dance instructor's Work is a Four Letter Sword	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum MP: +100, Hot Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
7017	ribald hardy cool Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals of horror	0		Moxie: +5, Maximum HP: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
7018	Rosewater's Sheila Take a Crossbow of the pedagogue of the glutton of the cheetah	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience: +3, Food Drop: +100, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2013-12"
7019	friendly Lo Pan's rosy-cheeked forbidden A Light that Never Goes Out	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
7020	Usain Bolt's nippy banded extremely unsafe Half a Purse	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Damage Absorption: +100, Cold Damage: +10, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2013-12"
7021	wholesome dance instructor's Hairpiece On Fire of Tarzan of Flo-Jo	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Initiative: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7022	electrified therapeutic slick brainy Vicar's Tutu	0		Mysticality: +5, Moxie: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "1.2xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7023	ribald energetic Hand in Glove of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2013-12"
7024	pulsating Usain Bolt's Jeselnik's Oprah's Meat Tenderizer is Murder	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Sleaze Damage: +25, Initiative: +80, Class: "Seal Clubber", Last Available: "2013-12"
7025	reassuring foul-smelling Temple Grandin's Ouija Board, Ouija Board	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Stench Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Last Available: "2013-12"
7026	dance instructor's Hand that Rocks the Ladle of the brute of extreme caution	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Monster Level: -25, Class: "Pastamancer", Last Available: "2013-12"
7027	upside-down electrified experienced Saucepanic of chilblains	0		Experience: +2, Cold Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Class: "Sauceror", Last Available: "2013-12"
7028	greedy nasty smooth Frankly Mr. Shank	0		Moxie: +15, Stench Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +20, Class: "Disco Bandit", Last Available: "2013-12"
7029	flame-retardant Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion of the sewer of courage	0		Stench Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +1, Spooky Resistance: +3, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15, Last Available: "2013-12"
7030	ghostly frosty third-hand lantern	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
7031	pulsating loose purse strings	0		
7032	gigantic stale squat pickled egg	6	decent	
7033	cup of lukewarm tea	1	awesome	
7034	warbear soda machine assembler	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7035	warbear box	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7036	warbear high-efficiency still	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7037	warbear LP-ROM burner	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7038	pulsating warbear gyrocopter	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7039	improved ghostly warbear robo-camouflage unit	0		Effect: "Spirit Bubble", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2013-12"
7040	warbear beeping telegram	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7041	warbear procedural hilarity drone	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12"
7042	warbear metalworking primer	0		Skill: "Shrap", Last Available: "2013-12"
7043	wobbly warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7044	altered wobbly pulsating glass slipper	0		Effect: "Beastly Flavor", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2014-12"
7045	dehydrated skewed antimatter wad	1	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
7046	double-frozen squat cyan bouncing warbear superpotion	0		Effect: "Can't Be a Chooser", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2013-12"
7047	super-polymerized extra-nitrogenated maroon warbear liquid lasers	0		Effect: "Disdain of She-Who-Was", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2013-12"
7048	frozen upside-down shaking warbear rejuvenation potion	0		Effect: "Innately Truthy", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2013-12"
7049	broken warbear gyrocopter	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7050	half-sized tasty warbear gyro	2	awesome	Last Available: "2013-12"
7051	boiled shaking recording of Rolando's Rondo of Resisto	0		Effect: "Aquarius Rising", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2013-12"
7052	red warbear metalworking primer (used)	0		Skill: "Shrap", Last Available: "2013-12"
7053	warbear empathy chip (used)	0		Skill: "Psychokinetic Hug", Last Available: "2013-12"
7054	gray warbear drone codes	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7055	decent breakfast mess	4	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
7056	upside-down purple wobbly warbear breakfast machine	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7057	stale enchanted breakfast miracle	3	decent	Effect: "Helvella Health", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-12"
7058	activated dry spinning Cloaca Cola Polar	0		Effect: "Abominably Slippery", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2013-12"
7059	shaking warbear soda machine	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7060	festive warbear bank	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7061	grimstone mask	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7062	upside-down purple praying Grim Brother	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
7063	Grim Brothers' story book	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7064	twirling hibernating Grimstone Golem	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
7065	pickled grim fairy tale	1	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7066	grimstone galoshes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7067	dry spinning skewed single of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	0		Effect: "Wet and Greedy", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2010-02"
7068	modified single of Donho's Bubbly Ballad	0		Effect: "Leo Rising", Effect Duration: 32
7069	squat wobbly yellow Discontent&trade; Winter Garden Catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-01"
7070	upside-down packet of winter seeds	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7071	flavorless ghostly snow berries	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-01"
7072	bland narrow ice harvest	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-01"
7073	ionized frost flower	0		Effect: "Jammin'", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2014-01"
7074	pressed altered snow cleats	0		Effect: "Faboooo", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2014-01"
7075	polymerized pulsating yellow liquid ice pack	0		Effect: "Antsy in your Pantsy", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2014-01"
7076	snow boards	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7077	adequate big snow crab	5	good	Last Available: "2014-01"
7078	perfectly mixed Ice Island Long Tea	3	super EPIC	Last Available: "2014-01"
7079	unfinished ice sculpture	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7080	mirror ice sculpture	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7081	ice house	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7082	snow machine	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7083	friendly snow mobile	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Cold", Last Available: "2014-01"
7084	ice bucket of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7085	family-friendly Lo Pan's snow shovel	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7086	narrow aromatic ribald boxer's bod-ice	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7087	upside-down flame-retardant sizzling crafty boxer's snow belt	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +10, Hot Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7088	narrow zippy ice nine of vim and vigor of extreme caution of the empath	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Monster Level: -25, Familiar Weight: +5, Initiative: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7089	snow fort	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7090	weak mediocre En Una Fila Tequila	2	decent	
7091	blinking Skully's hot chocolate	1	decent	
7092	tumbling narrow hardy weightlifter's warbear dress helmet	0		Muscle: +15, Maximum HP: +50, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7093	executive warbear dress bracers of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
7094	asbestos-lined Jack Frost's warbear dress greaves	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Hot Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7095	gravedigger's friendly sweatband	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Spooky Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-12"
7096	blurry gym shorts of bravery of the businessman	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xGhuol, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-12"
7097	Tesla extremely unsafe ankleweights	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-12"
7098	arcane researcher's Da Vinci's smartaleck's sweat socks of the blizzard	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Drops Items, Last Available: "2014-12"
7099	pint of sweat	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7100	Jerks' Health&trade; Magazine	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7101	denatured spinning Five Second Energy&trade;	1		Last Available: "2014-12"
7102	narrow pixie axie	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7103	vacuum-sealed cold-filtered powder	0		Effect: "Stregngth of the Gnome", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2014-12"
7104	pulsating narrow dance instructor's licorice whip	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Last Available: "2014-12"
7105	upside-down anise-flavored venom	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7106	hand-crafted irresponsibly strong narrow snakebite	7	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-12"
7107	mirror toasty brainy candy stick	0		Mysticality: +5, Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2014-12"
7108	normal gigantic special pecan	8	good	Effect: "Medieval Mage Mayhem", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2014-12"
7109	stale special pecan pie	3	decent	Effect: "Shot in the Arse", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2014-12"
7110	squat chocolate-stained collar	0		Candy Drop: +25, Last Available: "2014-12"
7111	tiny yummy candy mountain oyster	1	awesome	Last Available: "2014-12"
7112	lousy pulsating chocotini	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7113	ribald dangerous personal trainer's chocolate rabbit's foot	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Weapon Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2014-12"
7114	small moldy upside-down candy carrot	2	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7115	stale candy carrot cake	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7116	olive carrot-on-a-stick of vim and vigor of the cheetah	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2014-12"
7117	fuchsia avaricious curative weasel stomping pants	0		Meat Drop: +30, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, cap 20", Last Available: "2014-12"
7118	massive yummy mulberry	10	awesome	Last Available: "2014-12"
7119	lousy mulled berry wine	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7120	lemony scales	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7121	purple rosy-cheeked lemon party hat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7122	Jim Carey's lemon shirt	0		Monster Level: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-12"
7123	shellacked lemon drop trousers	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7124	triple-vacuum-sealed twirling lemonhead caviar	0		Effect: "Weasels Underfoot", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2014-12"
7125	rosy-cheeked Herculean gummi sword	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2014-12"
7126	boiled corrupted jittery small gummi fin	0		Effect: "Sated and Furious", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2014-12"
7127	Fonzie's chocolate cow bone	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Last Available: "2014-12"
7128	chilled gummi fang	0		Effect: "Egg on your Face", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2014-12"
7129	enchanted spoiled leftover canap&eacute;s	4	crappy	Effect: "Sweet Incentive", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2014-12"
7130	artisanal special fuchsia magnum of champagne	3	super ultra EPIC	Effect: "Anytwo Five Elevenis?", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2014-12"
7131	blinking manspreader's beefy cow creamer of the storm	0		Muscle: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2014-12"
7132	extra-wet denatured twirling Outer Wolf&trade; cologne	0		Effect: "Innately Wise", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2014-12"
7133	skewed lupine appetite hormones	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7134	wolf whistle of the ox of incineration	0		Muscle: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow Wolf Whistle", Last Available: "2014-12"
7135	bland enchanted witch's bread	4	decent	Effect: "Impregnably Delicious", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2014-12"
7136	extra-anodized magnetized witch's brew	0		Effect: "Squid Squint", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2014-12"
7137	blinking witch's bra of the dark arts of the sewer of terror	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Stench Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2014-12"
7138	acceptable mid-level medieval mead	3	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7139	quadruple-alkaline yellow R&uuml;mpelstiltz	0		Effect: "In the Slimelight", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2014-12"
7140	yellow spinning wheel	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7141	dry polymerized hi-octane carrot juice	0		Effect: "Carrion' On", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2014-12"
7142	double-polymerized polarized hare brush	0		Effect: "Irresistible Resolve", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2014-12"
7143	clever thinker's hare pin	0		Mysticality: +10, Maximum MP: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-12"
7144	teal odd coin	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7145	spoiled bouncing cinnamon cannoli	4	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7146	perfectly mixed expensive champagne	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-12"
7147	activated quadruple-enhanced polo trophy	0		Effect: "Barking Mad", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2014-12"
7148	wobbly oil painting	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7149	rosary	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7150	skewed ornate dowsing rod	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7151	tumbling straw	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7152	blinking	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7153	clay	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7154	filling	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7155	squat parchment	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7156	glass	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7157	blue Van der Graaf rosy-cheeked smooth fire hose	0		Moxie: +15, Maximum HP Percent: +30, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 37", Last Available: "2014-12"
7158	moldy huge fireman's lunch	3	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7159	banded wicked plain paper hat of vim and vigor	0		Spell Damage: +5, Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, cap 37", Last Available: "2014-12"
7160	gigantic moldy wobbly ice cream sandwich	8	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7161	flame-wreathed experienced &quot;honey&quot; dipper of the dark arts	0		Experience: +2, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2014-12"
7162	fancy normal plumber's lunch	4	good	Effect: "You Liver", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2014-12"
7163	electrified arcane researcher's skull gearshift knob of Leguizamo	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Monster Level: +20, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2014-12"
7164	delicious nachos of the night	3	awesome	Last Available: "2014-12"
7165	aromatic fireproof wool Sketcherz&trade;	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Hot Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2014-12"
7166	spoiled bouncing can of Adultwitch&trade;	3	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7167	liquefied nitrogenated jittery smudge stick	0		Effect: "Slimed Stomach", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2014-12"
7168	moist cyan wall	0		Effect: "Bilious Briskness", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2014-12"
7169	mediocre watered-down tumbling tankard of ale	2	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7170	triple-electrified altered scroll case	0		Effect: "Moon-Eyed", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2014-12"
7171	vacuum-sealed deionized ghostly yellow mirror jug of &quot;wine&quot;	0		Effect: "Dance of the Sugar Fairy", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2014-12"
7172	juggling ball	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7173	crappy camera	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7174	normal humble pie	3	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7175	purple small golem	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7176	shaking crappy camera	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7177	warmed crappy waiter disguise	0		Effect: "On a Roll", Effect Duration: 65
7178	Copperhead Charm	0		
7179	The First Pizza	0		
7180	shaking The Lacrosse Stick of Lacoronado	0		
7181	The Eye of the Stars	0		
7182	jittery The Stankara Stone	0		
7183	Murphy's Rancid Black Flag	0		
7184	lime green mirror The Shield of Brook	0		
7185	Red Zeppelin ticket	0		
7186	narrow Copperhead Charm (rampant)	0		
7187	lousy unnamed cocktail	3	decent	
7188	handful of tips	0		
7189	unrequired jacket of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100
7190	mirror green tommy gun of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unload Tommy Gun"
7191	drum of tommy ammo	0		
7192	skewed throwing knife	0		
7193	throwing spoon	0		
7194	spinning throwing fork	0		
7195	nasty forbidden breadchucks	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Stench Damage: +5
7196	mirror shuriken salad	0		
7197	Newton's combat fan	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3
7198	blue occult silk skirt of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 38"
7199	maroon blowdart	0		
7200	twirling squat blinking scandalous Buddy Bjorn	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2014-02"
7201	Jeselnik's Van der Graaf boxer's The Nuge's favorite crossbow	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
7202	normal sweet roll Alabama	3	good	
7203	medical-grade Saturday Night Special	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
7204	lynyrd snare	0		
7205	yellow groovy fleetwood chain	0		Moxie Percent: +10
7206	acceptable ghostly Green Manalishi	3	good	
7207	bouncing electrified blade	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
7208	bouncing fire of unknown origin	0		
7209	eagle's milk	1	decent	
7210	diffused eagle feather	0		Effect: "Well-Lubed", Effect Duration: 15
7211	polarized cold-filtered one pill	0		Effect: "Rave Concentration", Effect Duration: 49
7212	narrow ghostly resourceful Jefferson wings	0		Maximum MP: +50
7213	fleetwood macaroni	0		
7214	cheesy eagle sauce	0		
7215	flavorless fleetwood mac 'n' cheese	3	decent	
7216	wobbly lynyrd skin	0		
7217	blurry Socratic lynyrdskin cap	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xVolley, cap 42"
7218	sharpshooter's lynyrdskin tunic	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10
7219	lightning-fast lynyrdskin breeches	0		Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1.5xGhuol, cap 42"
7220	cigarette lighter	0		
7221	priceless diamond	0		
7222	fancy mediocre practically non-alcoholic purple spinning Flamin' Whatshisname	1	decent	Effect: "Magically Delicious", Effect Duration: 40
7223	magnetized alkaline olive blinking lynyrd musk	0		Effect: "Well-Lubed", Effect Duration: 23
7224	perfumed Kashmir sweater of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Stench Resistance: +5
7225	flavorless custard pie	4	decent	
7226	fuchsia tea for one	1	good	
7227	tolerable tumbling bottle of Evermore	3	good	
7228	box	0		
7229	perfectly mixed wine	3	EPIC	
7230	bad rum	4	decent	
7231	bad Murderer's Punch	4	decent	
7232	stale massive velvet cake	8	decent	
7233	ionized letter	0		Effect: "Frozen Hands", Effect Duration: 62
7234	clever book of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Maximum MP: +20
7235	shaking gray toasty educational masque	0		Experience: +1, Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip
7236	twirling red-hot poker of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3
7237	blinking olive Jim Carey's Red X Shield	0		Monster Level: +25
7238	squat asbestos-lined badge of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip
7239	horrifying Van der Graaf shirt	0		Spooky Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
7240	miser's coat of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Meat Drop: +10
7241	flame-retardant thinker's shoe	0		Mysticality: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip
7242	button	0		
7243	spinning button	0		
7244	adjusted skewed blood cells	0		Effect: "Hobonic", Effect Duration: 36
7245	non-improved fuchsia eye	0		Effect: "Slightly Mutated", Effect Duration: 12
7246	glark cable	0		
7247	shaking red zippy Red Fox glove of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Initiative: +20, Attacks Can't Miss, Single Equip
7248	triple-diffused foxglove	0		Effect: "Inscrutable exoskeleton", Effect Duration: 50
7249	bouncing Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	0		
7250	twirling red sizzling rosy-cheeked Sneaky Pete's jacket of wisdom of Gandalf	0		Mysticality: +15, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Sneaky Pete)]
7251	jug of Sneaky Pete's Mojo	0		Free Pull
7252	shot of Sneaky Pete's Mojo	0		Free Pull
7253	Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy	0		
7254	jittery tumbling really cocktail shaker	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7255	irresponsibly strong artisanal mini-martini	8	EPIC	
7256	blurry smoke grenade	0		
7257	dried olive jittery molotov soda	1	good	
7258	pickled chilled tumbling pile of ashes	0		Effect: "Briny Blood", Effect Duration: 13
7259	crate of firebombs	0		
7260	purple firebomb	0		
7261	executive rosy-cheeked beefy Sneaky Pete's basket	0		Muscle: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +40
7262	&quot;I Love Me, Vol. I&quot;	0		
7263	photograph of a dog	0		
7264	photograph of a nugget	0		
7265	ghostly tumbling skewed photograph of an ostrich egg	0		
7266	purple disposable instant camera	0		
7267	perfumed knitted horrifying resourceful Sneaky Pete's jacket (collar popped)	0		Maximum MP: +50, Spooky Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +5, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Sneaky Pete)]
7268	Letter for Melvign the Gnome	0		
7269	purple Professor What garment	0		
7270	yellow &quot;2 Love Me, Vol. 2&quot;	0		
7271	yellow skewed skewed Thinknerd Blind-Packed Toy	0		
7272	flame-retardant plastic Professor What	0		Hot Resistance: +1
7273	upside-down chaotic plastic Jared the Duskwalker	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10
7274	blue knitted plastic Duke Starkiller	0		Cold Resistance: +3
7275	nasty plastic Gary Claybender	0		Stench Damage: +5
7276	red tumbling plastic Captain Kerkard of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7
7277	unsweetened tumbling robot grease	0		Effect: "Fire Inside", Effect Duration: 65
7278	mirror returned Thinknerd package	0		
7279	vacuum-sealed diffused wind-up Whatsian robot	0		Effect: "Ichorous Intensity", Effect Duration: 39
7280	altered improved huge wind-up vampire teeth	0		Effect: "Horrid, Torrid", Effect Duration: 24
7281	ionized anodized blinking wind-up navigation droid	0		Effect: "Human-Hobo Hybrid", Effect Duration: 31
7282	energized skewed wind-up owl	0		Effect: "Moon-Eyed", Effect Duration: 30
7283	polarized electrified wind-up ensign	0		Effect: "Buzzard Breath", Effect Duration: 15
7284	lard-coated Lo Pan's crying statue earrings	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover
7285	auspicious Rosewater's plastic Duskwalker necklace	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover
7286	Socratic smooth plastic replica blaster pistol	0		Moxie: +15, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Lasts Until Rollover
7287	maroon forbidden beefy Gary Claybender's Time Screwer	0		Muscle: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover
7288	greedy Space Tourist palmdoctor of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +20, Lasts Until Rollover
7289	knitted savvy brainy amok putter	0		Mysticality: +5, Mysticality Percent: +20, Cold Resistance: +3
7290	decent amok pudding	4	good	
7291	deactivated putty buddy	0		
7292	putty coat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7293	flattened aerosolized huge can of V-11	0		Effect: "Memory of Attractiveness", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2014-03"
7294	hale personal trainer's elevennis shoes	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2014-03"
7295	elevent	0		Last Available: "2014-03"
7296	shaking lime green elevenderizing hammer of terror of the boozehound	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2014-03"
7297	Professor What T-Shirt of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50
7298	heavy-duty bendy straw	0		
7299	pellet of plant food	0		
7300	sewing kit	0		
7301	Spookyraven billiards room key	0		
7302	blurry Spookyraven library key	0		
7303	pulsating pulsating fuchsia Lady Spookyraven's necklace	0		
7304	blurry telegram from Lady Spookyraven	0		
7305	Lady Spookyraven's powder puff	0		
7306	Lady Spookyraven's finest gown	0		
7307	twirling Lady Spookyraven's dancing shoes	0		
7308	energized galvanized eyebrow pencil	0		Effect: "Nutrient-Rich", Effect Duration: 53
7309	alkaline rosewater cream	0		Effect: "Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin", Effect Duration: 61
7310	flattened frozen bronzer	0		Effect: "Pie in the Sky", Effect Duration: 64
7311	gray huge hardened Sinatra's elegant nightstick	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Damage Reduction: 3
7312	bouncing still grill	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-06"
7313	bouncing twirling narrow fuchsia box of hickory chips	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7314	poppet	0		
7315	rickety rocking horse	0		
7316	blue jack-in-the-box	0		
7317	jar of baby ghosts	0		
7318	lightning-fast Socratic ghost of a necklace of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Initiative: +40
7319	lion tamer's Elizabeth's Dollie of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Experience (familiar): +2
7320	corrupted polymerized Elizabeth's paintbrush	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Frozen Tortellini", Effect Duration: 39
7321	extremely unsafe Stephen's lab coat of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +100
7322	alkaline lime green tumbling mirror Stephen's secret formula	0		Effect: "Patent Prevention", Effect Duration: 49
7323	skewed zippy horrifying Jacob's rung	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Initiative: +20
7324	boiled mirror battery	1		
7325	perfectly mixed snakebite	3	EPIC	
7326	Oprah's supercool rubber ribcage	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +50
7327	compressed ghostly synthetic marrow	1		
7328	deionized colloidal modified mirror tumbling funny bone	0		Effect: "Here's Mud in Your Eye", Effect Duration: 50
7329	Samson's half-melted spoon of bravery	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Spooky Resistance: +5
7330	compressed the funk	1		
7331	enchanted flavorless gunky chicken	4	decent	Effect: "Burnt 'n' Turnt", Effect Duration: 40
7332	mansplainer's doll head	0		Monster Level: +15
7333	droopy doll eye	0		
7334	voice box	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Pull Voice Box String"
7335	huge chaotic hardy paddle-ball	0		Maximum HP: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +10
7336	double-oxidized sound effects record	0		Effect: "On Pins and Needles", Effect Duration: 33
7337	alphabet block	0		
7338	enhanced boiled jittery dancer	0		Effect: "Very Clean Guns", Effect Duration: 33
7339	music box mechanism	0		
7340	ghostly moose antlers of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 27"
7341	moist frozen moose thought	0		Effect: "Salty Dogs", Effect Duration: 25
7342	adequate pulsating moose chocolate	3	good	
7343	drinkable strong mirror painting of a glass of wine	5	good	
7344	oil painting of yourself	0		
7345	ornate picture frame	0		
7346	doll-eye amulet	0		Single Equip
7347	padded Samson's ghost toga	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Damage Absorption: +20
7348	stale sheet cake	4	decent	
7349	bouncing ghost key	0		
7350	picture of you	0		
7351	cyan lightning-fast double-paned ruddy Staff of the Electric Range	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Cold Resistance: +5, Initiative: +40
7352	flavorless deluxe layer cake	4	decent	
7353	huge chunk of hot iron	0		
7354	aged skewed red-hot boilermaker	4	awesome	
7355	dance instructor's coal shovel	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shovel Hot Coal"
7356	adjusted colloidal wobbly hot coal	0		Effect: "Vitamin-Maxed", Effect Duration: 53
7357	activated twirling coal dust	0		Effect: "Wet Rub", Effect Duration: 65
7358	gray savvy Bram's choker of the empath of the blizzard	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
7359	olive plaid swatch	0		
7360	plaid bandage	0		
7361	shaking Sherlock's plaid pocket square	0		Item Drop: +25
7362	medical-grade plaid skirt of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 38"
7363	dry jittery bloodstain stick	0		Effect: "Holiday Bliss", Effect Duration: 38
7364	fabric softener	0		
7365	oxidized extra-dry fabric hardener	0		Effect: "Rotten Memories", Effect Duration: 58
7366	weak hand-crafted bottle of laundry sherry	2	EPIC	
7367	pickled aerosolized industrial strength starch	0		Effect: "Dreams and Lights", Effect Duration: 15, Wiki Name: "industrial strength starch"
7368	half-sized bland extra-flat panini	2	decent	
7369	super-cold-filtered boiled mangled finger	0		Effect: "Flexibili Tea", Effect Duration: 33
7370	acceptable Psychotic Train wine	3	good	
7371	crazy hobo notebook	0		
7372	super-sized rotten skewed pie man was not meant to eat	5	crappy	
7373	sommelier's towel of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20
7374	Annie Oakley's tarnished tastevin	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Single Equip
7375	tasty actual tapas	3	awesome	
7376	cyan ghast iron ingot	0		
7377	Rosewater's smooth ghast iron cleaver	0		Moxie: +15, Mysticality Percent: +30
7378	wool sinister ghast iron Garibaldi	0		Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 14"
7379	yellow double-paned weightlifter's ghast iron heater shield	0		Muscle: +15, Cold Resistance: +5
7380	wobbly stylish ghast iron codpiece of Calamity Jane	0		Moxie: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 42"
7381	Herculean Pendant of Gargalesis	0		Experience (Muscle): +1
7382	Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab	0		Last Available: "2014-04"
7383	wobbly DNA extraction syringe	0		Last Available: "2014-04"
7384	improved red Gene Tonic: Dude	0		Effect: "Bananas!", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2014-04"
7385	unsweetened liquefied chilled Gene Tonic: Beast	0		Effect: "Corruption of Wretched Wally", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2014-04"
7386	unsweetened ghostly Gene Tonic: Construct	0		Effect: "Musky", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2014-04"
7387	warmed upside-down pulsating Gene Tonic: Undead	0		Effect: "Uncanny Shot", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2014-04"
7388	anodized upside-down Gene Tonic: Humanoid	0		Effect: "French Bronilla Brogueishness", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2014-04"
7389	vacuum-sealed spinning Gene Tonic: Insect	0		Effect: "Rotten Memories", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2014-04"
7390	ionized bouncing Gene Tonic: Hippy	0		Effect: "Rampage!", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2014-04"
7391	extra-cold-filtered non-unsweetened squat gray Gene Tonic: Orc	0		Effect: "Protection from Bad Stuff", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2014-04"
7392	dry jittery ghostly Gene Tonic: Demon	0		Effect: "Brother Smothers's Blessing", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2014-04"
7393	nitrogenated Gene Tonic: Horror	0		Effect: "In Tuna", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2014-04"
7394	double-colloidal vacuum-sealed jittery mirror Gene Tonic: Fish	0		Effect: "Hairless and Airless", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2014-04"
7395	deionized liquefied double-wet Gene Tonic: Goblin	0		Effect: "Coated Arms", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2014-04"
7396	quadruple-irradiated enhanced Gene Tonic: Pirate	0		Effect: "Super Structure", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2014-04"
7397	polarized aerosolized polymerized Gene Tonic: Plant	0		Effect: "Florid Cheeks", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2014-04"
7398	flattened upside-down bouncing purple Gene Tonic: Weird	0		Effect: "A Contender", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2014-04"
7399	quantum Gene Tonic: Elf	0		Effect: "Toothy Grin", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2014-04"
7400	colloidal shaking Gene Tonic: Mer-kin	0		Effect: "BOOsted", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2014-04"
7401	boiled Gene Tonic: Slime	0		Effect: "Winklered", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2014-04"
7402	boiled cold-filtered Gene Tonic: Penguin	0		Effect: "Moose Wisdom", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2014-04"
7403	nitrogenated Gene Tonic: Elemental	0		Effect: "Jacked In", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2014-04"
7404	non-vacuum-sealed Gene Tonic: Constellation	0		Effect: "Feet of Watermelon", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2014-04"
7405	super-energized quadruple-frozen skewed Gene Tonic: Hobo	0		Effect: "The Halls of Mysticality", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2014-04"
7406	Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#1)	0		
7407	fuchsia Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#2)	0		
7408	Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#3)	0		
7409	Steam Card: Space Trip (#1)	0		
7410	Steam Card: Space Trip (#2)	0		
7411	Steam Card: Space Trip (#3)	0		
7412	Steam Card: Meteoid (#1)	0		
7413	Steam Card: Meteoid (#2)	0		
7414	Steam Card: Meteoid (#3)	0		
7415	wobbly Steam Card: DemonStar (#1)	0		
7416	Steam Card: DemonStar (#2)	0		
7417	tumbling Steam Card: DemonStar (#3)	0		
7418	fuchsia Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#1)	0		
7419	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#2)	0		
7420	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#3)	0		
7421	pencil thin mushroom	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7422	Paradaisical Cheeseburger recipe	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7423	salty sailor salt	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7424	mirror bike rental broupon	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7425	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Cocktail Sauce Bottle	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7426	olive sprinkle shaker	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7427	anodized upside-down sleight-of-hand mushroom	0		Effect: "Cravin' for a Ravin'", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2014-05"
7428	Taco Dan's Taco Stand's Taco Receipt	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7429	squat Beach Buck	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7430	double-diffused warmed Fun-Guy spore	0		Effect: "Super-Charged", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2014-05"
7431	enhanced electrified Boletus Broletus mushroom	0		Effect: "Kernel Panic!", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2014-05"
7432	polarized nitrogenated Omphalotus Omphaloskepsis mushroom	0		Effect: "Ooh, Sweet!", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2014-05"
7433	dry triple-modified Gyromitra Dynomita mushroom	0		Effect: "Whippin' It Good", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2014-05"
7434	ionized alkaline blurry ghostly Helvella Haemophilia mushroom	0		Effect: "Going Ape", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2014-05"
7435	deionized adjusted purple pulsating Stemonitis Staticus mushroom	0		Effect: "Extra Terrestrial", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2014-05"
7436	unsweetened tumbling Tremella Tarantella mushroom	0		Effect: "Jingle Jangle Jingle", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2014-05"
7437	olive Pastaco shell	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7438	snack-sized rotten Beefy Crunch Pastaco	2	crappy	Last Available: "2014-05"
7439	spoiled Brain Food Pastaco	4	crappy	Last Available: "2014-05"
7440	immense delicious maroon Cool Brunch Pastaco	10	awesome	Last Available: "2014-05"
7441	moldy squat Medical Pastaco	3	crappy	Last Available: "2014-05"
7442	decent jumbo Energy Buzz Pastaco	5	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7443	flavorless Ludovico Pastaco	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7444	hand-crafted weak overpowering mushroom wine	2	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2014-05"
7445	acceptable weak complex mushroom wine	2	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7446	practically non-alcoholic hand-crafted smooth mushroom wine	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2014-05"
7447	practically non-alcoholic smooth blood-red mushroom wine	1	awesome	Last Available: "2014-05"
7448	delicious buzzing mushroom wine	4	awesome	Last Available: "2014-05"
7449	delicious strong swirling mushroom wine	5	awesome	Last Available: "2014-05"
7450	flavorless Taco Dan's Basic Taco Dan Taco	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7451	moldy gigantic Taco Dan's Taco Fish Fish Taco	7	crappy	Last Available: "2014-05"
7452	blinking Taco Dan's Super Taco-Riffic Taco Sauce!	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7453	lousy regular-size brogurt	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7454	artisanal super-size brogurt	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-05"
7455	tolerable broberry brogurt	3	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7456	acceptable strong brocolate brogurt	5	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7457	perfectly mixed enchanted triple-distilled shaking gray French bronilla brogurt	8	EPIC	Effect: "Fitter, Happier", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2014-05"
7458	History's Most Offensive Jokes, Vol. IX	0		Skill: "Unoffendable", Last Available: "2014-05"
7459	Now You're Cooking With Grease	0		Skill: "Grease Up", Last Available: "2014-05"
7460	Sloppy Seconds Diner Employee Handbook	0		Skill: "Sloppy Secrets", Last Available: "2014-05"
7461	industrial strength anti-fungal spray	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7462	greasy Brogre brorts	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xGhuol, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-05"
7463	mirror healthy Brogre brolo shirt	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2014-05"
7464	supercool Brogre bucket hat	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 14", Last Available: "2014-05"
7465	yellow Spring Break Beach tattoo coupon	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7466	airplane charter: Spring Break Beach	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-05"
7467	one-day ticket to Spring Break Beach	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7468	ribald Jim Carey's smartaleck's 8-billed baseball cap	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Monster Level: +25, Sleaze Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-05"
7469	coward's rosy-cheeked extremely wet T-shirt of courage	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Monster Level: -20, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2014-05"
7470	knitted lion tamer's curative shrimp fork	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Cold Resistance: +3, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2014-05"
7471	dry aerosolized Vulcanized BROS Energy Drink	0		Effect: "Yuletide Industry", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2014-05"
7472	modified narrow skewed go-go potion	0		Effect: "Over-Familiar With Dactyls", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2014-05"
7473	ionized bouncing shrimp cocktail	0		Effect: "Sticky Hands", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2014-05"
7474	chilled diffused Yolo&trade; chocolates	0		Effect: "Mercenary", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2020-09"
7475	string of moist beads of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2014-05"
7476	blinking Ultimate Mind Destroyer	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7477	warmed ionized Meat-inflating powder	0		Effect: "Psalm of Pointiness", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2014-05"
7478	possessed sugar cube	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7479	moist diffused sugar fairy	0		Effect: "It Didn't Kill You", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2014-05"
7480	chilled tarnished sugar bunny	0		Effect: "Ticking Clock", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2014-05"
7481	pulsating sweet tooth	0		Last Available: "2014-05", Wiki Name: "sweet tooth"
7482	hand-crafted olive Rompedores de Fantasmas	4	EPIC	
7483	hand-crafted watered-down jittery La Fantasma y La Oscuridad	2	EPIC	
7484	artisanal fancy upside-down Fantasma en la M&aacute;quina	3	EPIC	Effect: "Preemptive Medicine", Effect Duration: 25
7485	ghostly shaking loosening powder	0		
7486	castoreum	0		
7487	green drain dissolver	0		
7488	triple-distilled turpentine	0		
7489	detartrated anhydrous sublicalc	0		
7490	maroon triatomaceous dust	0		
7491	watered-down delicious bottle of Chateau de Vinegar	2	awesome	
7492	narrow spinning blasting soda	0		
7493	unstable fulminate	0		
7494	narrow wine bomb	0		
7495	yellow recipe: mortar-dissolving solution	0		
7496	bottled day	0		
7497	shaking ghost formula	0		
7498	Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette	0		
7499	tarnished diffused blurry Hot 'n' Scarys	0		Effect: "Gummi Badass", Effect Duration: 44
7500	green map	0		
7501	teal	0		
7502	wet narrow Texas tea	0		Effect: "Square to be Hip", Effect Duration: 63
7503	pulsating Sherlock's dark hamethyst ring	0		Item Drop: +25
7504	steel-toed dark baconstone ring	0		Damage Reduction: 9
7505	dog trainer's dark porquoise ring	0		Experience (familiar): +1
7506	Jim Carey's book of the early riser	0		Monster Level: +25, Adventures: +7
7507	huge blurry banded cloak	0		Damage Absorption: +100
7508	red label	0		
7509	gigantic toothsome Mornington crescent roll	6	awesome	
7510	oxidized eye shadow	0		Effect: "Halloweeny", Effect Duration: 49
7511	crumbling wheel	0		
7512	pickled vacuum-sealed yellow poppy	0		Effect: "Pla-see-bo", Effect Duration: 39
7513	blinking opium grenade	0		
7514	hardened dangerous duonoculars	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Damage Reduction: 3, Single Equip
7515	plastic rock	0		
7516	wobbly witch's spare house key	0		
7517	tumbling greasy forbidden spider leg	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
7518	shaking wand of pigification	0		
7519	mediocre maroon glass of bourbon	3	decent	
7520	burned government manual fragment	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7521	decent tiny government cheese	1	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7522	fireproof pair of government shades	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-05"
7523	spinning space junk	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7524	enhanced polymerized fuchsia government	0		Effect: "Eldritch Concentration", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2014-05"
7525	dry alien drugs	0		Effect: "Hoity Toity", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2023-09"
7526	weird space book	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7527	alien force field disruptor bean	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7528	toasty savvy government-issued night-vision goggles	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-05"
7529	bite-sized bland upside-down loaf of alien bread	1	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7530	spoiled massive spinning grilled cheese sandwich	7	crappy	Last Available: "2014-05"
7531	diluted alien protein powder	1	decent	Effect: "Sleazy Weapon", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2014-05"
7532	drinkable blurry rocket fuel	3	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7533	alien source code printout	0		Skill: "Alien Source Code", Last Available: "2014-05"
7534	alien source code printout (used)	0		Skill: "Alien Source Code", Last Available: "2014-05"
7535	delicious stealth bomber	3	awesome	Last Available: "2014-05"
7536	pulsating blue space beast fur	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7537	red twitching space egg	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7538	ramekin of space nuts	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2014-05"
7539	smooth space beast fur hat	0		Moxie: +15, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley", Last Available: "2014-05"
7540	therapeutic space beast fur pants	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley", Last Available: "2014-05"
7541	space beast fur whip of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2014-05"
7542	space invader	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7543	space heater of the wise owl of the brute	0		Mysticality: +20, Muscle Percent: +30, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heat Space", Last Available: "2014-05"
7544	space bar	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7545	mediocre space port	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7546	Newton's space needle of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2014-05"
7547	improved wet fuchsia buffed alien drugs	0		Effect: "The Smile of Mr. A.", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2014-05"
7548	blurry blinking hot ashes	0		Last Available: "2014-06"
7549	super-cold-filtered ash soda	0		Effect: "Innately Truthy", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2014-06"
7550	super-ionized frozen narrow liquid smoke	0		Effect: "Rotten Memories", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2014-06"
7551	concentrated dollop of barbecue sauce	0		Effect: "Cake Caked", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2014-06"
7552	tarnished blurry cyan bowl of marinade	0		Effect: "Sneaky Serpentine Subtlety", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2014-06"
7553	shaker of dry rub	0		Last Available: "2014-06"
7554	moist bottle of lighter fluid	0		Effect: "Good Karma", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2014-06"
7555	page	0		
7556	elephant gift	0		
7557	altered blood cells	0		Effect: "Salty Mouth", Effect Duration: 49
7558	delicious practically non-alcoholic wine	1	awesome	
7559	galvanized gummi turtle	0		Effect: "Spiro Gyro", Effect Duration: 55
7560	turtle-shaped rock	0		
7561	adjusted jittery blue tumbling giraffe-necked turtle	0		Effect: "Bear Clawed", Effect Duration: 31
7562	double-irradiated wet huge musk turtle	0		Effect: "Hare-o-dynamic", Effect Duration: 39
7563	extra-dry boiled yellow jittery programmable turtle	0		Effect: "Creepypasted", Effect Duration: 63
7564	pressed alkaline blue mocking turtle	0		Effect: "From Nantucket", Effect Duration: 25
7565	stale immense ham steak	10	decent	
7566	narrow smelly time-twitching toolbelt	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Free Pull
7567	Chroner	0		
7568	cyan tumbling avaricious hale Samson's Time Lord Badge of Honor	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum HP: +20, Meat Drop: +30
7569	wobbly manspreader's baleful supercool Time Bandit Badge of Courage	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Spell Damage: +25, Monster Level: +10
7570	anodized pressed quadruple-corrupted Friendliness Beverage	0		Effect: "Coming Up Roses", Effect Duration: 43
7571	up-at-dawn flame-retardant silent pea shooter	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Adventures: +5
7572	rotten snack-sized D roll	2	crappy	
7573	squat Sherlock's lard-coated kiwi beak	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +25
7574	tolerable pulsating New Zealand iced tea	4	good	
7575	personal trainer's Newton's droll monocle	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Single Equip
7576	dry activated future drug: Muscularactum	0		Effect: "Yuletide Industry", Effect Duration: 68
7577	corrupted upside-down shaking future drug: Smartinex	0		Effect: "Arse-a'fire", Effect Duration: 28
7578	oxidized pulsating future drug: Coolscaline	0		Effect: "Witch Breaded", Effect Duration: 66
7579	twitching time capsule	0		
7580	distilled mirror mirror liquid shifting time weirdness	1		
7581	blinking shifting time weirdness	0		Adventures: +4, PvP Fights: +4
7582	miniature rotten rack of dinosaur ribs	2	crappy	
7583	perfectly mixed weak jittery scotch on the rocks	2	super ultra EPIC	
7584	cyan yabba dabba doo rag of vim and vigor of doom	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 27"
7585	prompt wooly loincloth of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 27"
7586	helix fossil	0		
7587	S.S. Ticket	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7588	jittery Clan speakeasy	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-07"
7589	smooth glass of &quot;milk&quot;	4	awesome	Last Available: "2014-07"
7590	aged cup of &quot;tea&quot;	3	awesome	Last Available: "2014-07"
7591	practically non-alcoholic bad blue thermos of &quot;whiskey&quot;	1	decent	Last Available: "2014-07"
7592	hand-crafted watered-down Lucky Lindy	2	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2014-07"
7593	fancy acceptable Bee's Knees	4	good	Effect: "Dirty Pear", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2014-07"
7594	acceptable Sockdollager	4	good	Last Available: "2014-07"
7595	special mediocre Ish Kabibble	3	decent	Effect: "Tingly Wrists", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2014-07"
7596	bad extra-dry spinning Hot Socks	5	decent	Last Available: "2014-07"
7597	tolerable Phonus Balonus	3	good	Last Available: "2014-07"
7598	hand-crafted practically non-alcoholic blurry Flivver	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2014-07"
7599	aged high-proof Sloppy Jalopy	7	awesome	Last Available: "2014-07"
7600	denatured anodized cold-filtered flame	0		Effect: "Slimy Hands", Effect Duration: 59
7601	chilled deionized temporary yak tattoo	0		Effect: "Lit Up", Effect Duration: 19
7602	liquefied cold-filtered Fitspiration&trade; poster	0		Effect: "Stands Alone", Effect Duration: 30
7603	altered polymerized liquefied gray neckbeard	0		Effect: "Rampage!", Effect Duration: 22
7604	pickled liquefied twirling artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice	0		Effect: "Broberry Brotality", Effect Duration: 32
7605	galvanized polarized upside-down twirling punk patch	0		Effect: "Blessing of Squirtlcthulli", Effect Duration: 44
7606	chilled magnetized jittery steampunk potion	0		Effect: "Putting the Pro in Proletariat", Effect Duration: 42
7607	concentrated pulsating twirling vial of swamp vapors	0		Effect: "EVISCERATE!", Effect Duration: 41
7608	quantum twirling turtle mud	0		Effect: "Turkey-Agitated", Effect Duration: 45
7609	anodized jittery Redeye&trade; Eyedrops	0		Effect: "Cosmic Flavor", Effect Duration: 49
7610	diffused Dweebisol&trade; inhaler	0		Effect: "Fury of the Bells", Effect Duration: 69
7611	double-pickled corrupted upside-down Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil	0		Effect: "Alchemical, Brother", Effect Duration: 49
7612	double-alkaline tomato soup poster	0		Effect: "Eye of the Seal", Effect Duration: 27
7613	liquefied bubblin' chemistry solution	0		Effect: "Nightlit", Effect Duration: 56
7614	pressed voodoo glowskull	0		Effect: "Chow Downed", Effect Duration: 30
7615	adjusted tumbling pygmy adder oil	0		Effect: "Neutered Nostrils", Effect Duration: 25
7616	liquefied super-unsweetened huge pygmy witchhazel	0		Effect: "Abyssal Tears", Effect Duration: 68
7617	dry ghostly short deposition	0		Effect: "Vanity Rage", Effect Duration: 21
7618	frozen unsweetened straw pole	0		Effect: "Fan-Cooled", Effect Duration: 56
7619	irradiated double-pickled energized copperhead potion	0		Effect: "Benetton's Medley of Diversity", Effect Duration: 20
7620	tarnished quadruple-quantum ninja fear powder	0		Effect: "Gingerbread Robust", Effect Duration: 69
7621	altered altered pulsating ninja eyeblack	0		Effect: "Joyful Resolve", Effect Duration: 52
7622	wet liquefied ghostly button rouge	0		Effect: "Stick Emporium Membership", Effect Duration: 39
7623	modified denatured Red Army camouflage kit	0		Effect: "Brother Smothers's Blessing", Effect Duration: 17
7624	aerosolized magnetized boiled lynyrd skinner toothblack	0		Effect: "On the Trolley", Effect Duration: 44
7625	liquefied quantum huge ghostly flask of rainwater	0		Effect: "Rushin' Hands", Effect Duration: 40
7626	enhanced chilled oyster badge	0		Effect: "Intimidating Mien", Effect Duration: 31
7627	corrupted plastic Jefferson wings	0		Effect: "Musky", Effect Duration: 69
7628	boiled dancing fan	0		Effect: "Thickest, Sickest", Effect Duration: 17
7629	energized energized shaking page of the Necrohobocon	0		Effect: "Amplified Fabulousness", Effect Duration: 56
7630	tarnished warmed wobbly huge magic powder	0		Effect: "[1342]Slicked-Back Do", Effect Duration: 13
7631	nitrogenated wet fuchsia friar's tonsure	0		Effect: "Shortened", Effect Duration: 11
7632	galvanized polarized oxidized huge government-issue identification badge	0		Effect: "Colorful Gratitude", Effect Duration: 25
7633	galvanized boiled double-deionized alien hologram projector	0		Effect: "Feelin' Philosophical", Effect Duration: 42
7634	polarized Vulcanized shaking irradiated turtle	0		Effect: "El Vibrations", Effect Duration: 26
7635	non-magnetized cigar box turtle	0		Effect: "Holiday Bliss", Effect Duration: 23
7636	upside-down occult shellacked shell of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: 125, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7637	jittery brainy pillow shell	0		Mysticality: +5, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7638	MacGyver's whatsit-covered turtle shell	0		Maximum MP: +100, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7639	stylish oil shell	0		Moxie: +25, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7640	blinking gray squat extremely unsafe Rosewater's cool turtle shell	0		Moxie: +5, Mysticality Percent: +30, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7641	shocked shell	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer", Damage Aura: 1
7642	twirling jittery ingot turtle	0		
7643	wobbly duty umbrella	0		Water Level: -2
7644	pool skimmer	0		
7645	life preserver	0		
7646	lightning milk	0		
7647	twirling aquaconda brain	0		
7648	yellow thunder thigh	0		
7649	dry twirling narrow gourmet gourami oil	0		Effect: "Eyes All Black", Effect Duration: 37
7650	anodized tarnished catfish whiskers	0		Effect: "Abyssal Sweat", Effect Duration: 56
7651	freshwater fishbone	0		
7652	fishbone catcher's mitt	0		
7653	fishbone kneepads	0		Initiative: +60, Single Equip
7654	fishbone corset	0		
7655	fuchsia squat jittery fishbone fins	0		Single Equip
7656	fishbone facemask	0		Monster Level: -30
7657	fishbone belt	0		Critical Hit Percent: +25, Weapon Damage: +25, Single Equip
7658	fishbone bracers	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
7659	executive neoprene skullcap	0		Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 16"
7660	corrupted blurry goblin water	0		Effect: "Strawberry Alarm", Effect Duration: 49
7661	mirror dumb mud	0		
7662	bland small gray Sogg-Os	2	decent	
7663	bouncing cyan censurious Lord Soggyraven's Slippers of the sweet-tooth	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +5, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip
7664	ionized polymerized teal Ancient Protector Soda	0		Effect: "The Power of Negative Thinking", Effect Duration: 47
7665	tarnished liquid ice	0		Effect: "Dreadful Sheen", Effect Duration: 20
7666	acceptable purple skewed Wet Russian	4	good	
7667	bite-sized normal filet of The Fish	1	good	
7668	Thwaitgold spider statuette	0		
7669	blinking greedy sizzling thunder down underwear of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Hot Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +20, Lasts Until Rollover
7670	ghostly lightning-fast censurious sharpshooter's famous raincoat	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Initiative: +40, Lasts Until Rollover
7671	knitted Jim Carey's supercharged lightning rod	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Monster Level: +25, Cold Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover
7672	jittery bouncing wool law-abiding citizen cane	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip
7673	tolerable tumbling legitimate business on the beach	3	good	
7674	chilly hep waders	0		Cold Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xVolley, cap 12"
7675	bland jive turkey leg	3	decent	
7676	narrow quilted birdbone corset	0		Damage Absorption: +40
7677	alkaline nitrogenated jittery candy cigarette	0		Effect: "Ass Over Teakettle", Effect Duration: 43
7678	tumbling fortified 4-dimensional fez	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 12"
7679	throwing candy	0		
7680	stanky super-absorbent tarp	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25
7681	weak lousy jittery unquiet spirits	2	decent	
7682	bouncing blinking spinning forbidden banjo kazoo mount	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip
7683	magnetized red pulsating mirror grass	0		Effect: "The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder", Effect Duration: 51
7684	Time Lord Participation Mug of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50
7685	scandalous Time Bandit Time Towel of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Sleaze Damage: +5
7686	greedy hardy Rosewater's Caveman Dan's favorite rock	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +50, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip
7687	quantum dog ointment	0		Effect: "Crimbo Flavor", Effect Duration: 35
7688	yellow upside-down Da Vinci's gumshoes of the dark arts	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
7689	asbestos-lined flapper floppers of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip
7690	jittery yellow Usain Bolt's lightning-fast sneakeasies	0		Initiative: 120, Single Equip
7691	Temple Grandin's MacGyver's plastic nunchaku	0		Maximum MP: +100, Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2014-08"
7692	hardened dance instructor's hand whip of Leguizamo	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Damage Reduction: 3, Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2014-08"
7693	tumbling sharpshooter's wicked Sinatra's glow-in-the-dark necklace	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Spell Damage: +5, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2014-08"
7694	Groll doll	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-08", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.6
7695	upside-down dog trainer's medical-grade cap gun of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Experience (familiar): +1, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!", Last Available: "2014-08"
7696	smooth cassette player of incineration	0		Moxie: +15, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-08"
7697	chewable paper	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-08"
7698	rubber spider	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7699	&quot;KICK ME&quot; sign	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7700	non-anodized confiscated comic book	0		Effect: "One For Tea", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2014-08"
7701	quadruple-chilled cyan skewed confiscated cell phone	0		Effect: "Salty Dogs", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2014-08"
7702	quadruple-activated confiscated love note	0		Effect: "Cravin' for a Ravin'", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2014-08"
7703	LCD game: Food Eater	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7704	LCD game: Garbage River	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7705	LCD game: Burger Belt	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7706	lime green The Confiscator's Grimoire	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-08", Skill: "Summon Confiscated Things"
7707	magnetized blinking rubber nubbin	0		Effect: "Afternoon Insight", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2014-08"
7708	narrow jittery asbestos-lined rubber cape of the sweet-tooth	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2014-08"
7709	mirror wobbly careful Van der Graaf wicked Thor's Pliers of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Spell Damage: +5, Monster Level: -10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Attacks Can't Miss, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ply Reality", Last Available: "2014-09", Softcore Only: [1-path(Heavy Rains)]
7710	irradiated double-concentrated candy UFOs	0		Effect: "Purpose", Effect Duration: 14
7711	family-friendly water wings for babies of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +1
7712	wobbly beautiful rainbow	0		Last Available: "2014-11", Skill: "Belch The Rainbow"
7713	adequate Strix stix	4	good	
7714	twirling jittery friendly medical-grade personal trainer's vampire pellet	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Familiar Weight: +3, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
7715	special tolerable watered-down shaking non-aged vinegar	2	good	Effect: "Lucky Cat Is Lucky", Effect Duration: 35
7716	skewed hardened unsanitized scalpel	0		Damage Reduction: 3
7717	spinning padded gladiator tunica	0		Damage Absorption: +20
7718	squat experienced Roman sadnals	0		Experience: +2, Single Equip
7719	blinking madius of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20
7720	chaotic radiator heater shield	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10
7721	quantum frozen dry salt wages	0		Effect: "Carrion' On", Effect Duration: 46
7722	knitted centurion helmet	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, atk, cap 25"
7723	pulsating Chroner cross	0		
7724	tumbling supercool pteruges	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, atk, cap 25"
7725	aerosolized Bruno's blessing of Mars	0		Effect: "Eggs-tra Sensory Perception", Effect Duration: 12
7726	extra-moist non-denatured jittery tumbling Dennis's blessing of Minerva	0		Effect: "Pretending to Pretend", Effect Duration: 15
7727	pickled vacuum-sealed shaking huge blue Burt's blessing of Bacchus	0		Effect: "Salt Rockin'", Effect Duration: 22
7728	pressed Freddie's blessing of Mercury	0		Effect: "Tin, Man", Effect Duration: 36
7729	Chroner trigger	0		
7730	twirling Xi Receiver Unit	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7731	transmission from planet Xi	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7732	cyan Black Bart's Booty	0		Skill: "Pirate Bellow"
7733	shaking Xiblaxian circuitry	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7734	upside-down Xiblaxian polymer	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7735	Xiblaxian alloy	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7736	squat Xiblaxian crystal	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7737	Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7738	wobbly Xiblaxian cache locator simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7739	tumbling Xiblaxian holo-training simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7740	skewed Xiblaxian direct marketing simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7741	tumbling lime green blinking Xiblaxian holo-buddy simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7742	Xiblaxian encrypted political prisoner	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7743	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth cowl	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7744	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth trousers	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7745	olive Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth vest	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7746	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: ultraburrito	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7747	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: space whiskey	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7748	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: residence cube	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7749	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: xeno-goggles	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7750	Xiblaxian 5D printer	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7751	Xiblaxian holo-bowtie	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2014-09"
7752	Annie Oakley's Xiblaxian xeno-detection goggles	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-09"
7753	squat wizardly Xiblaxian stealth cowl of James Dean	0		Mysticality: +25, Experience (Moxie): +3, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-09"
7754	avaricious Xiblaxian stealth trousers of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2014-09"
7755	Sherlock's smelly Xiblaxian stealth vest	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2014-09"
7756	toothsome olive Xiblaxian ultraburrito	4	awesome	Last Available: "2014-09"
7757	tolerable practically non-alcoholic Xiblaxian space-whiskey	1	good	Last Available: "2014-09"
7758	Xiblaxian residence-cube	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7759	enhanced vacuum-sealed ghostly They liver	0		Effect: "Chilblains of the Corn", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2014-09"
7760	stale They liver popsicle	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-09"
7761	holo-tank	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7762	holo-bomber	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7763	holo-platoon	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7764	vaporized tumbling green residual zeal	1		Last Available: "2014-09"
7765	Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Drops Items, Last Available: "2014-09"
7766	scandalous rock-hard fortified defective Golden Mr. Accessory	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Damage Reduction: 5, Sleaze Damage: +5
7767	airplane charter: Conspiracy Island	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-10"
7768	spinning one-day ticket to Conspiracy Island	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7769	yellow Coinspiracy	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7770	toasty nippy MacGyver's Personal Ventilation Unit	0		Maximum MP: +100, Cold Damage: +10, Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-10"
7771	Vulcanized the most dangerous bait	0		Effect: "Eye of the Seal", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2014-10"
7772	rotten snack-sized &quot;meat&quot; stick	2	crappy	Last Available: "2014-10"
7773	pickled transdermal smoke patch	1	EPIC	Effect: "Improprie Tea", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2014-10"
7774	cyan specialty ammo bandolier	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7775	spinning blurry frightening clever pair of plants of the businessman	0		Maximum MP: +20, Spooky Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2014-10"
7776	purple wool Sasq&trade; watch of the storm of mayonnaise	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-10", Nonstackable Watch, Rollover Effect Duration: 30
7777	teal up-at-dawn rosy-cheeked razor-sharp smoker's cloak	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2014-10"
7778	purple Jeselnik's manspreader's veiny experienced camouflage T-shirt	0		Experience: +2, Maximum HP: +10, Monster Level: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2014-10"
7779	nitrogenated experimental serum G-9	0		Effect: "Corruption of Wretched Wally", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2014-10"
7780	Lo Pan's heavy-duty clipboard of the ox of bravery	0		Muscle: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2014-10"
7781	ribald chaotic groovy battery-powered drill of the scaredy-cat	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Monster Level: -15, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2014-10"
7782	stale limp broccoli	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-10"
7783	banded sinister hat of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Spell Damage: +10, Damage Absorption: +100, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, 0.5xPotato, cap 31", Last Available: "2014-10"
7784	polymerized bouncing monkey barf	0		Effect: "Steroid Boost", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2014-10"
7785	deionized squat candy	0		Effect: "Pie in the Sky", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2014-10"
7786	asbestos-lined Fonzie's jangly bracelet of Calamity Jane	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2014-10"
7787	educational cuddly teddy bear	0		Experience: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Overload Teddy Bear", Last Available: "2014-10"
7788	ice-cold Cloaca Zero	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7789	Newton's first-aid pouch of Leguizamo	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2014-10"
7790	khaki duffel bag	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7791	flattened nitrogenated airborne mutagen	0		Effect: "The Sweats", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2014-10"
7792	pulsating SHAWARMA Initiative Keycard	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7793	bottle-opener keycard	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7794	wobbly Armory keycard	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7795	small bland wobbly initiative shawarma	2	decent	Last Available: "2014-10"
7796	jumbo toothsome warm war shawarma	5	awesome	Last Available: "2014-10"
7797	snack-sized flavorless skewed karma shawarma	2	decent	Last Available: "2014-10"
7798	tolerable Jungle Juice	3	good	Last Available: "2014-10"
7799	boozy bad Amnesiac Ale	5	decent	Last Available: "2014-10"
7800	mediocre Highest Bitter	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-10"
7801	tumbling hale mercenary pistol of the sewer	0		Maximum HP: +20, Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2014-10"
7802	teal sage weightlifter's mercenary rifle	0		Muscle: +15, Mysticality Percent: +10, Last Available: "2014-10"
7803	Merc Core Field Manual: Sanity Maintenance	0		Skill: "Hypersane", Last Available: "2014-10"
7804	Merc Core Field Manual: Intimidation Techniques	0		Skill: "Intimidating Mien", Last Available: "2014-10"
7805	Merc Core challenge coin	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7806	spinning Merc Core deployment orders	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7807	TI-9000 calculator	0		
7808	unused soap	0		
7809	impure gasoline	0		
7810	Z-Bone steak	0		
7811	tumbling red ghostly viral DNA	0		
7812	squat tarnished bottlecap	0		
7813	flavorless fancy blinking seared dino steak	3	decent	Effect: "Stop and Smell the Fudge", Effect Duration: 15
7814	bad bottle of drinkin' gas	3	decent	
7815	red handful of napalm	0		
7816	dove DNA	0		
7817	spinning gelatinous meat mass	0		
7818	99.44% pure math	0		
7819	upside-down blurry simple AI	0		
7820	corrupted bird DNA	0		
7821	tumbling sentient meat mass	0		
7822	zombie dinosaur egg	0		
7823	french-fry grabber	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7824	therapeutic baleful iShield of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Spell Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
7825	Temple Grandin's supercharged smooth earbuds	0		Moxie: +15, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Familiar Weight: +7, Single Equip
7826	twirling skewed resourceful energetic arcane researcher's iFlail	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +50
7827	spoiled miniature unidentifiable dried fruit	2	crappy	
7828	weak artisanal jittery flat cider	2	EPIC	
7829	greasy Temple Grandin's thinker's trench lighter	0		Mysticality: +10, Familiar Weight: +7, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2014-10"
7830	chilled aerosolized spinning experimental serum P-00	0		Effect: "Swordholder", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2014-10"
7831	military-grade fingernail clippers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7832	encrypted micro-cassette recorder	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7833	gore bucket	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7834	pack of smokes	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7835	ESP suppression collar	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7836	GPS-tracking wristwatch	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7837	Project T. L. B.	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7838	Agent Mauve	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7839	special clip: tracers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7840	special clip: wailers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7841	special clip: squelchers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7842	special clip: splatterers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7843	special clip: boneburners	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7844	huge special clip: graveburpers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7845	electrified perl necklace	0		Effect: "The Strength... of the Future", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2014-12"
7846	cold-filtered modified narrow Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	0		Effect: "Drenched With Filth", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2014-12"
7847	moist cold-filtered ruby on canes	0		Effect: "The Halls of Muscularity", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2014-12"
7848	rotten low-calorie petit fortran	1	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7849	decent java cookie	3	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7850	snack-sized moldy cookie cookie	2	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7851	shaking Annie Oakley's plastic exo-suited miner	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2014-12"
7852	smooth plastic semi-autonomous drill unit	0		Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2014-12"
7853	green plastic ambulatory robo-minecart	0		Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2014-12"
7854	Usain Bolt's plastic Crimbot	0		Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2014-12"
7855	plastic Crimbomega of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2014-12"
7856	unsweetened flask of mining oil	0		Effect: "In the Limelight", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2014-12"
7857	bouncing upside-down curative radiation-resistant helmet	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7858	blue avaricious servo-assisted exo-pants	0		Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7859	rosewater-soaked greasy high-energy mining laser	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2014-12"
7860	huge peppermint tailings	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7861	nugget of Crimbonium	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7862	shaking cylindrical mold	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7863	Crimbonium fuel rod	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7864	twirling Petite Paintbrush	0		Adventures: +1
7865	Crimbot schematic: Gun Face	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7866	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7867	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7868	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7869	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7870	huge Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7871	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7872	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7873	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7874	tumbling Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7875	Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7876	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7877	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7878	blinking Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7879	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7880	twirling blue Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7881	Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7882	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7883	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7884	Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7885	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7886	Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7887	Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7888	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7889	huge huge Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7890	narrow mirror squat Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7891	Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7892	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7893	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7894	skewed Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7895	teal Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7896	twirling maroon Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7897	wobbly Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7898	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7899	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7900	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7901	Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7902	wobbly Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7903	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7904	Crimbot schematic: Rocket Skirt	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7905	recovered elf magazine	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7906	upside-down recovered elf toothbrush	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7907	recovered elf sleeping pills	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7908	recovered elf underpants	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7909	recovered elf wallet	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7910	recovered elf pocketwatch	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7911	spinning recovered elf photo album	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7912	blurry recovered elf smartphone	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7913	teal ghostly perfumed Jack Frost's Size XI Wizard's Robe	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2014-09"
7914	diffused Bit O' Quail Spleen	0		Effect: "Coy to the Hurled", Effect Duration: 50
7915	polymerized nitrogenated non-alkaline pulsating shaking Take Eleven Bar	0		Effect: "Salamander In Your Stomach", Effect Duration: 33
7916	wobbly mimeplasm	0		
7917	dry unsweetened shaking BOOterfinger	0		Effect: "Creepin' Up on You", Effect Duration: 69
7918	pickled blue blinking Moonds	0		Effect: "Bandersnatched", Effect Duration: 38
7919	liquefied twirling blue blinking Big Punk	0		Effect: "Uncaged Power", Effect Duration: 29
7920	twirling fist turkey outline	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-11"
7921	turkey knuckles	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2014-11"
7922	watered-down lousy Friendly Turkey	2	decent	Last Available: "2014-11"
7923	bad practically non-alcoholic Agitated Turkey	1	decent	Last Available: "2014-11"
7924	mediocre Ambitious Turkey	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-11"
7925	snack-sized normal twirling neutron lollipop	2	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7926	hand-crafted watered-down skewed gamma nog	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-12"
7934	sneaky wrapping paper	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7935	Thwaitgold nit statuette	0		
7936	teal picky tweezers	0		Last Available: "2015-02"
7937	Crimbo Credit	0		
7938	denatured yellow tumbling single atom	1	awesome	Effect: "Abominably Slippery", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2015-02"
7939	Time Cape	0		Last Available: "2014-11"
7940	Time Cloak	0		Last Available: "2014-11"
7941	purple sleeve deuce	0		
7942	narrow pocket ace	0		
7943	nastygeist	0		
7944	olive tooth	0		
7945	table	0		
7946	spinning frosty dangerous outlaw bandana of incineration	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50
7947	aged weak narrow whiskey in a broken glass	2	awesome	
7948	tolerable shot of mescal	4	good	
7949	hand-crafted glass of herbal tequila	3	EPIC	
7950	minin' dynamite	0		
7951	scorching Lo Pan's plaid cowboy hat	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Hot Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "2xLep, 1xBarrr, cap 25"
7952	green lasso	0		
7953	family-friendly savvy rusted-out shootin' iron of Calamity Jane	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Sleaze Resistance: +1
7954	rattler rattle	0		
7955	bag of money	0		
7956	Crimbo sapling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
7957	mirror even more tinsel	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7958	box of Crimbo decorations	0		
7959	yellow blinking letter to Ed the Undying	0		
7960	copy of a jerk adventurer's father's diary	0		
7961	greedy padded sinister supercool Staff of Ed	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Spell Damage: +10, Damage Absorption: +20, Meat Drop: +20
7962	maroon Eye of Ed	0		
7963	amulet	0		
7964	teal shaking therapeutic Staff of Fats	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
7965	Holy MacGuffin	0		
7966	Ka coin	0		
7967	World's Best Adventurer sash of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25
7968	topiary nugglet	0		
7969	beehive	0		
7970	narrow boning knife	0		
7971	Aggressive Carrot	0		Free Pull
7972	pickled skewed mummified fig	1	EPIC	
7973	modified yellow blinking mirror mummified loaf of bread	1	EPIC	
7974	diluted upside-down narrow mummified beef haunch	1	crappy	
7975	linen bandages	0		
7976	bouncing cotton bandages	0		
7977	silk bandages	0		
7978	wobbly holy spring water	0		
7979	spirit beer	0		
7980	sacramental wine	0		
7981	talisman of Thoth	0		
7982	purple cure-all	0		
7983	olive inspector's vibrating Sister Accessory	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Item Drop: +15, Softcore Only
7984	dry chilled moist Boosty Juice	0		Effect: "Hairless and Airless", Effect Duration: 18
7985	scorching parachute of Flo-Jo	0		Hot Damage: +25, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2015-12"
7986	blurry knitted banded pad	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2015-12"
7987	mansplainer's Annie Oakley's peeler	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2015-12"
7988	clever crafty pettipants	0		Maximum MP: 30, Last Available: "2015-12"
7989	hale panama hat of chilblains	0		Maximum HP: +20, Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-12"
7990	squat Jack Frost's clever pulsera	0		Maximum MP: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
7991	upside-down Annie Oakley's Van der Graaf police baton	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2015-12"
7992	medical-grade hardened razor-sharp Fonzie's plus-fours of extreme caution of terror	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Damage Reduction: 3, Monster Level: -25, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2015-12"
7993	wool flame-wreathed porkpie	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2015-12"
7994	auspicious medical-grade pepper mill	0		Item Drop: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2015-12"
7995	inspector's grievous pelerine	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2015-12"
7996	hardy phantom mask of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Maximum HP: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
7997	dried bouncing polyesterene powder	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
7998	dehydrated powder	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
7999	Vulcanized modified teal choco-Crimbot	0		Effect: "Red Door Syndrome", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2014-12"
8000	corrupted narrow green smart watch	0		Effect: "Sauce Monocle", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2014-12"
8001	improved warmed improved augmented-reality shades	0		Effect: "Red-Shirted Escort", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2014-12"
8002	sizzling toy Crimbot mega face	0		Hot Damage: +10, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "LIGHT", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
8003	olive sinister toy Crimbot power glove	0		Spell Damage: +10, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "ZAP", Last Available: "2014-12"
8004	teal toy Crimbot super fist of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "POW", Last Available: "2014-12"
8005	rosy-cheeked toy Crimbot rocket legs	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BURN", Last Available: "2014-12"
8006	double-pickled diffused lime green Crimbot battery	0		Effect: "Strawberry Alarm", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2014-12"
8007	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	0		Skill: "Rapid Prototyping", Last Available: "2014-12"
8008	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	0		Skill: "Mathematical Precision", Last Available: "2014-12"
8009	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency	0		Skill: "Ruthless Efficiency", Last Available: "2014-12"
8010	Mini-Crimbot crate	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
8011	huge heavy-duty Crimbot aerial	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2014-12"
8012	narrow careful stiffened Crimbomega drive chain of extreme caution	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Monster Level: -35, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "LUBE", Last Available: "2014-12"
8013	cyan Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	0		Skill: "Rapid Prototyping", Last Available: "2014-12"
8014	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)	0		Skill: "Mathematical Precision", Last Available: "2014-12"
8015	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	0		Skill: "Ruthless Efficiency", Last Available: "2014-12"
8016	alkaline mirror fitness wristband	0		Effect: "Fungal Flamb&eacute;", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2014-12"
8017	warmed ionized squat flask of tainted mining oil	0		Effect: "Sappy Blood", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2014-12"
8018	polymerized lime green and rain stick	0		Effect: "Bonelording", Effect Duration: 50
8019	Chateau Mantegna room key	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-01"
8020	moldy Choco-Mint patty	3	crappy	Last Available: "2015-01"
8021	smooth lime green hot mint schnocolate	3	awesome	Last Available: "2015-01"
8022	modified mirror homeopathic mint tea	1	good	Effect: "Blessing of Pikachutlotal", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2015-01"
8023	wobbly muscle stimulator	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8024	foreign language tapes	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8025	bouncing bowl of potpourri	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8026	ceiling fan	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8027	blurry upside-down antler chandelier	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8028	artificial skylight	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8029	Swiss piggy bank	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8030	continental juice bar	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8031	stationery set	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8032	calligraphy pen	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-01"
8033	alpine watercolor set	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8034	wobbly wobbly wool tope&eacute; of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, cap 12"
8035	topiary tights of James Dean of chilblains	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Cold Damage: +25
8036	up-at-dawn topiary necktie	0		Adventures: +5
8037	tiny flavorless squat bowl of topioca	1	decent	
8038	blurry topiary skunk	0		
8039	topiary noseplugs	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8040	fuchsia trusty whip	0		
8041	blue skewed crumbling skull	0		
8042	purple rock	0		
8043	twirling pot of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20
8044	knitted spelunking fedora	0		Cold Resistance: +3
8045	sturdy machete of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100
8046	squat lime green shotgun of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25
8047	pulsating boomerang of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20
8049	blue squat padded mining helmet	0		Damage Absorption: +20
8050	censurious X-ray goggles	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Luck: +5
8051	brainy cape	0		Mysticality: +5
8052	wobbly studded jetpack	0		Damage Absorption: +80
8053	spring boots	0		
8054	shaking spiked boots	0		
8055	arcane researcher's pickaxe	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
8056	torch	0		
8057	[spelunking test kit] of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Item Drop: +5
8058	Da Vinci's plasma rifle	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5
8059	Bananubis's Staff	0		Luck: -6
8060	mirror cyan The Joke Book of the Dead of wisdom of the overflowing toilet	0		Mysticality: +15, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Luck: -6
8061	yellow blurry The Clown Crown	0		Luck: -6
8062	coffee cup	0		Luck: -2
8063	jittery upside-down Tales of Spelunking	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8064	monkey statuette	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8065	banana	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8066	denatured fuchsia jittery	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-12"
8067	bouncing nuggets	0		
8068	cyan Professor of Spelunkology	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8069	Stembridge sidearm	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8070	shaking warehouse map page	0		
8071	warehouse inventory page	0		
8072	janitor sponge	0		
8073	pulsating narrow Spelunker of Fortune	0		Skill: "Speluck", Last Available: "2015-12"
8074	auspicious wholesome Spelunker's fedora of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Item Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-12"
8075	executive lard-coated supercharged Spelunker's whip	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2015-12"
8076	nippy hardened Spelunker's khakis of the sweet-tooth	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Cold Damage: +10, Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-12"
8077	fuchsia Spelunker's Guild prize sack	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8084	LOLmec statuette	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8085	Spelunker of Fortune (used)	0		Skill: "Speluck"
8086	still-beating spleen	0		
8087	Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	0		
8088	jewel	0		
8089	squat headless sparrow	0		
8090	shaking mangled squirrel	0		
8091	mirror rat carcass	0		
8092	prompt wicker kickers of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8093	zippy wicker slicker of the cheetah	0		Initiative: 80, Last Available: "2016-12"
8094	avaricious ribald wicker knickers	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2016-12"
8095	vibrating wicker ticker of the cheetah	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8096	narrow wicker sticker of dire peril of the dark arts	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2016-12"
8097	ghostly baleful wicker clicker of incineration	0		Spell Damage: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
8098	diluted teal wickerbits	1		Effect: "Old School Pompadour", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2016-12"
8099	upside-down studded belt of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Damage Absorption: +80, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8100	double-paned wool badge	0		Cold Resistance: 6, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8101	Lo Pan's bowl of the empath	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
8102	nippy vibrating brooch	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8103	thinker's breeches of the businessman	0		Mysticality: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
8104	skewed friendly backpack of doom	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
8105	mixed narrow twirling bits	1		Effect: "Liquidy Smoky", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2016-12"
8106	smooth wizardly anvil	0		Mysticality: +25, Moxie: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8107	akubra of the wise owl of the sweet-tooth	0		Mysticality: +20, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2017-12"
8108	grievous apron of the blizzard	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8109	pulsating rosewater-soaked forbidden ascot	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8110	blinking medical-grade sinister attache case	0		Spell Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Drops Items, Last Available: "2017-12"
8111	blurry blurry padded experienced accordion	0		Experience: +2, Damage Absorption: +20, Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2017-12"
8112	pickled huge aerosolized	1		Last Available: "2017-12"
8113	spinning narrow stylish wig of the brazier	0		Moxie: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2017-12"
8114	pulsating ribald winch crank of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8115	Annie Oakley's curative widget	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8116	blue whisk of the cougar of the brute	0		Moxie: +20, Muscle Percent: +30, Last Available: "2017-12"
8117	pulsating MacGyver's walker of the scaredy-cat	0		Maximum MP: +100, Monster Level: -15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8118	Sherlock's Samson's waders	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2017-12"
8119	diluted flakes	1		Last Available: "2017-12"
8120	lime green nasty gaiters of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2018-12"
8121	purple miser's sharpshooter's garland	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8122	squat fireproof foul-smelling gunnysack	0		Stench Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2018-12"
8123	gray ribald Samson's garibaldi	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-12"
8124	olive toasty Temple Grandin's girdle	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Disco Pudge", Last Available: "2018-12"
8125	scorching Oprah's gloves	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8126	dehydrated smithereens	1		Last Available: "2018-12"
8127	spinning chaotic MacGyver's fiberglass fetish	0		Maximum MP: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2018-12"
8128	lard-coated fiberglass foil of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-12"
8129	olive manspreader's veiny fiberglass fannypack	0		Maximum HP: +10, Monster Level: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8130	lard-coated smelly fiberglass frock	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-12"
8131	fiberglass fingerguard of chilblains of the brazier	0		Cold Damage: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8132	zippy deadly fiberglass fedora	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2018-12"
8133	pickled fiberglass fibers	1		Last Available: "2018-12"
8134	bottle of lovebug pheromones	0		Free Pull
8135	winged yeti fur	0		
8136	blurry talisman of Renenutet	0		
8138	rubber spatula of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50
8139	mirror sharpshooter's spoon	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10
8140	blurry cool crystalline reamer	0		Moxie: +5
8141	macroplane grater of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15
8142	cool bastard baster	0		Moxie: +5
8143	lime green Herculean obsidian nutcracker	0		Experience (Muscle): +1
8144	talisman of Seshat	0		Free Pull
8145	Temple Grandin's glass eye of the cheetah	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Initiative: +60, Single Equip
8146	diffused blinking teal invisible potion	0		Effect: "Stevedave's Shanty of Superiority", Effect Duration: 56
8147	time shuriken	0		
8148	up-at-dawn executive fireproof ninjammies	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +40, Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 0.5xPotato, cap 25", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8149	Vulcanized ionized green Glo-Pop	0		Effect: "Hagg-ard", Effect Duration: 55
8150	aerosolized lime green sugar sphere	0		Effect: "Think Win-Lose", Effect Duration: 65
8151	moist pressed Shrubble Bubble	0		Effect: "Healthy Bronze Glow", Effect Duration: 61
8152	unsweetened warmed tarnished tumbling polyeaster egg	0		Effect: "Jungle Juiced", Effect Duration: 34
8153	ionized candy dish	0		Effect: "Feelin' Philosophical", Effect Duration: 63
8154	modified polymerized shaking Spechunky bar	0		Effect: "Witch Breaded", Effect Duration: 63
8155	liquefied diffused talisman of Horus	0		Effect: "Salad Days", Effect Duration: 11
8156	check to the Meatsmith	0		
8157	teal Skeleton Store office key	0		
8158	bone with a price tag on it	0		
8159	blinking half of a tooth	0		
8160	non-frozen concentrated mouse skull	0		Effect: "Chlorophyll Flavor", Effect Duration: 16
8161	anodized really thick spine	0		Effect: "Pygmy Drinking Buddy", Effect Duration: 45
8162	Rosewater's skullcap of Gandalf	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley,cap 5"
8163	smelly strapping three-legged pants	0		Muscle: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 25"
8164	sharpshooter's remaindered axe	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Item Drop: +5
8165	blue skewed low-budget shield	0		
8166	spinning therapeutic brawny cr&ecirc;epy mask	0		Muscle Percent: +20, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, cap 5"
8167	adequate baguette	3	good	
8168	glob of icing	0		
8169	nitrogenated ginger snaps	0		Effect: "Shawarma Warm War", Effect Duration: 61
8170	tarnished chilled olive upside-down mostly-broken sunglasses	0		Effect: "Booooooze", Effect Duration: 35
8171	tolerable weak blurry unflavored wine cooler	2	good	
8172	blinking carton of snake milk	1	decent	
8173	spinning ruddy sewer snake	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40
8174	delicious pigeon egg	3	awesome	
8175	flame-wreathed studded jaunty feather	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Hot Spell Damage: +10
8176	bad triple-distilled premium malt liquor	8	decent	
8177	prompt careful brown paper pants	0		Monster Level: -10, Adventures: +3
8178	teal pulsating scandalous brown paper bag mask of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Sleaze Damage: +5
8179	lime green ring of telling skeletons what to do of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tell a Skeleton What To Do", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tell This Skeleton What To Do"
8180	ribald breadwand	0		Sleaze Damage: +10
8181	beefcake's loafers	0		Muscle: +25, Single Equip
8182	Map to Kokomo	0		Free Pull, Skill: "Summon Kokomo Resort Pass"
8183	bread basket of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50
8184	Ed the Undying exhibit crate	0		
8185	Sinatra's The Crown of Ed the Undying of the scaredy-cat	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Monster Level: -15, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Actually Ed the Undying)]
8186	Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic	0		
8187	map to a hidden booze cache	0		
8188	lousy Cherrytastrophe wine cooler	3	decent	
8189	practically non-alcoholic drinkable Radberry Rip wine cooler	1	good	
8190	perfectly mixed Orangemageddon wine cooler	4	EPIC	
8191	hand-crafted weak fancy skewed Breakfast Blast wine cooler	2	EPIC	Effect: "Salty Dogs", Effect Duration: 30
8192	acceptable watered-down Citrus Crush wine cooler	2	good	
8193	bland massive plain bagel	7	decent	
8194	rotten shaking glob of cream cheese	3	crappy	
8195	big moldy huge loaf of soda bread	5	crappy	
8196	small yummy acceptable bagel	2	awesome	
8197	rotten half-sized standard-issue cupcake	2	crappy	
8198	delicious ultra-deluxe cupcake	3	awesome	
8199	tumbling hypnotic breadcrumbs	0		
8200	stale skewed pulsating popular tart	3	decent	
8201	blurry no-handed pie	0		
8202	ionized super-altered bouncing Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum	0		Effect: "The Best a Pirate Can Get", Effect Duration: 61
8203	airplane charter: Dinseylandfill	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-04"
8204	one-day ticket to Dinseylandfill	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8205	blurry FunFunds&trade;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8206	cyan asbestos-lined personal trainer's expensive camera	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8207	sunglasses	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8208	quadruple-dry energized How to Avoid Scams	0		Effect: "Transcendental Wind", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2015-04"
8209	mirror spinning filthy child leash	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2015-04"
8210	bag of gross foreign snacks	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8211	bag of park garbage	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8212	grogpagne	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
8213	Samson's rigging rope of vim and vigor	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2015-04"
8214	compressed nasty snuff	1	decent	Effect: "Mariachi Mood", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2015-04"
8215	up-at-dawn ribald sewage-clogged pistol	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Adventures: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Sewage Pistol", Last Available: "2015-04"
8216	Vulcanized beard incense	0		Effect: "Dance of the Sugar Fairy", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2015-04"
8217	nippy clever perfume-soaked bandana	0		Maximum MP: +20, Cold Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8218	squat toxic globule	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8219	adequate huge toxo	6	good	Last Available: "2015-04"
8220	lousy Lemonade-235	4	decent	Last Available: "2015-04"
8221	inspector's isotophat of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Item Drop: +15, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-04"
8222	purple upside-down nasty Three Mile Island shorts of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2015-04"
8223	zippy flame-wreathed toxic mop	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2015-04"
8224	inert sludgepuppy	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8225	lead collar	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2015-04"
8226	jar of swamp honey	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8227	family-friendly Annie Oakley's dangerous backwoods banjo	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2015-04"
8228	green grody jug	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8229	lard-coated electrified ratskin pajama pants of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2015-04", Rollover Effect Duration: 40
8230	corrupted deionized twirling turtle voicebox	0		Effect: "Ruthlessly Efficient", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2015-04"
8231	greedy Oprah's Samson's fake washboard	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2015-04"
8232	skewed lard-coated Dinsey's oculus of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8233	Dinsey's radar dish of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2015-04"
8234	arcane researcher's Dinsey's pizza cutter of the empath	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2015-04"
8235	upside-down therapeutic smooth Dinsey's brain	0		Moxie: +15, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2015-04"
8236	Lo Pan's Dinsey's glove of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8237	olive greasy educational Dinsey's pants	0		Experience: +1, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-04"
8238	olive brain preservation fluid	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8239	keycard &alpha;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8240	jittery keycard &beta;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8241	keycard &gamma;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8242	keycard &delta;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8243	cyan complimentary Dinsey refreshments	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8244	twirling sinister lube-shoes	0		Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-04"
8245	purple skewed trash net	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8246	miser's Herculean Dinsey mascot mask of Calamity Jane	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2015-04"
8247	snack-sized flavorless mirror Dinsey food-cone	2	decent	Last Available: "2015-04"
8248	artisanal Dinsey Whinskey	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-04"
8249	boiled Dinsey face paint	0		Effect: "Lucky Cat Is Lucky", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2015-04"
8250	cyan manspreader's thinker's fannypack	0		Mysticality: +10, Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2015-04"
8251	red blinking foul-smelling therapeutic shellacked garbage sticker of the empath of the glutton of the cheetah	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Familiar Weight: +5, Stench Damage: +10, Food Drop: +100, Initiative: +60, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Drops Meat, Last Available: "2015-04"
8252	squat reassuring greasy ribald medical-grade hazmat helmet of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2015-04"
8253	Scratch-and-Sniff Guide to Dinseylandfill	0		Skill: "Olfactory Burnout", Last Available: "2015-04"
8254	Trash, a Memoir	0		Skill: "Garbage Nova", Last Available: "2015-04"
8255	Dinsey Maintenance Manual	0		Skill: "Dinsey Operations Expert", Last Available: "2015-04"
8256	Dinsey tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8257	diffused vacuum-sealed modified nasty gum	0		Effect: "Hairless and Airless", Effect Duration: 60
8258	Wart Dinsey: An Afterlife	0		Skill: "Rotten Memories"
8259	sharpshooter's The Lot's engagement ring	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Propose To Your Opponent"
8260	Mayo Clinic	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8261	Mayonex	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8262	Mayodiol	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8263	Mayostat	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8264	Mayozapine	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8265	huge narrow Mayoflex	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8266	gray lion tamer's medical-grade wicked miracle whip of the empath	0		Spell Damage: +5, Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (familiar): +2, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8267	personal trainer's sphygmayomanometer	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8268	tomayohawk-style reflex hammer	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8269	mayo lance	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8270	small fancy decent unappetizing mayolus	2	good	Effect: "Ghost Finger", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2015-05"
8271	super-sized bland upside-down tumbling uninteresting mayolus	5	decent	Last Available: "2015-05"
8272	jumbo delicious acceptable mayolus	5	awesome	Last Available: "2015-05"
8273	bland enticing mayolus	4	decent	Last Available: "2015-05"
8274	normal upside-down jittery mouth-watering mayolus	4	good	Last Available: "2015-05"
8275	cyan newly-hatched mayonnaise wasp	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8276	shaking mayo pump	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8277	Essence of Bear	0		Skill: "Bear Essence"
8278	watered-down tolerable Afternoon Delight	2	good	Last Available: "2015-04"
8279	Kokomo Resort Chip	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8280	Golden Kokomo Resort Chip	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8281	double-polymerized Kokomo Resort Brand Suntan Oil	0		Effect: "Fifty Ways to Bereave Your Lover", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2025-08"
8282	Kokomo Resort Order Pad	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8283	blinking wobbly The Cocktail Shaker	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8284	Vulcanized frozen concentrated squat Kokomo Resort Pass	0		Effect: "Puddingskin", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2025-08"
8285	narrow Mayo Minder&trade;	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8286	altered electrified triple-chilled narrow Mayo de Mayo&trade; mayo	0		Effect: "Rosewater Mark", Effect Duration: 24
8287	puck	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-06"
8288	kill screen	0		Random Monster Modifiers: +1, Last Available: "2015-06"
8289	boxing gloves	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8290	Da Vinci's dice ring	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Single Equip
8291	dice belt buckle of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Single Equip
8292	dice-print pajama pants of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20
8293	healthy dice-shaped backpack	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20
8294	upside-down quilted dice-print do-rag	0		Damage Absorption: +40
8295	sinister dice sunglasses	0		Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
8296	Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette	0		
8297	colloidal dice	0		Effect: "Petit Forbearance", Effect Duration: 41
8298	pixel	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8299	pixel coin	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8300	ionized vacuum-sealed mirror yellow power pill	0		Effect: "Heavily Breathing", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2015-06"
8301	quantum alkaline cyan blurry pixel star	0		Effect: "A Few Extra Pounds", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2015-06"
8302	small toothsome fancy pulsating pixel banana	2	awesome	Effect: "The Halls of Mysticality", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2015-06"
8303	hand-crafted weak wobbly pixel beer	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-06"
8304	puck with a bow on it	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-06"
8305	mirror pumps	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8306	frozen unsweetened squat sludgesicle	0		Effect: "Certainty", Effect Duration: 65
8307	wet &Uuml;berraschthexengebr&auml;u	0		Effect: "Pumped Stomach", Effect Duration: 49
8308	adjusted quadruple-warmed piggy tattoo	0		Effect: "Thicker, Sicker", Effect Duration: 51
8309	energized baggie of regular-sized tardigrades	0		Effect: "Berry Berry Cold", Effect Duration: 49
8310	dry pickled double-denatured .epub file	0		Effect: "Unrunnable Face", Effect Duration: 55
8311	colloidal wobbly yellow BUBBLE GUM	0		Effect: "Prince of Seaside Town", Effect Duration: 59
8312	cold-filtered extra-boiled hustler shades	0		Effect: "Sucrose-Colored Glasses", Effect Duration: 46
8313	polarized tumbling jerky stick	0		Effect: "No Vertigo", Effect Duration: 37
8314	pickled nitrogenated costume rental shop	0		Effect: "Singer's Faithful Ocelot", Effect Duration: 40
8315	altered deionized super-irradiated muscle oil	0		Effect: "Charrrming", Effect Duration: 55
8316	polymerized alkaline bottle of Red-Out	0		Effect: "Elbow Sauce", Effect Duration: 44
8317	frozen pickpocket protector	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Hot Linguine", Effect Duration: 41
8318	denatured olive sinister-looking cat	0		Effect: "Lit Up", Effect Duration: 60
8319	frozen nitrogenated aerosolized jazzy cigarette holder	0		Effect: "Sugar High", Effect Duration: 47
8320	adjusted blinking one glove	0		Effect: "protect.enq", Effect Duration: 63
8321	energized quantum glove	0		Effect: "Nas Tea", Effect Duration: 15
8322	enhanced handful of fire	0		Effect: "Sucrose-Colored Glasses", Effect Duration: 61
8323	Vulcanized bouncing Cracklin' Oat Bran	0		Effect: "Think Win-Lose", Effect Duration: 53
8324	boiled ionized spinning disposable lighter	0		Effect: "Infernal Thirst", Effect Duration: 40
8325	ionized coal contact lenses	0		Effect: "Coated Arms", Effect Duration: 59
8326	dry aerosolized cyan conjured ice cream	0		Effect: "In a Lather", Effect Duration: 16
8327	improved Iceberglar scarf	0		Effect: "Good with the Ladies", Effect Duration: 18
8328	wet denatured ionized mirror icy hairspray	0		Effect: "Headstrong", Effect Duration: 19
8329	diffused irradiated smellbook	0		Effect: "All Blued Up", Effect Duration: 15
8330	double-dry assassin's cheese knife	0		Effect: "Perfect Hair", Effect Duration: 69
8331	ionized moist chilled shaking filthy armor	0		Effect: "Bolts about Candy", Effect Duration: 33
8332	Vulcanized double-Vulcanized plague pie	0		Effect: "Turkey-Ambitious", Effect Duration: 45
8333	vacuum-sealed skewed batarang	0		Effect: "Izchak's Blessing", Effect Duration: 36
8334	warmed spare neck bolts	0		Effect: "Cheered Up", Effect Duration: 26
8335	ionized non-tarnished teal grease trap	0		Effect: "French Bronilla Brogueishness", Effect Duration: 21
8336	frozen mirror shamanic ham	0		Effect: "Cold Blooded", Effect Duration: 45
8337	moist wet flattened porkpocket	0		Effect: "Pwnd", Effect Duration: 14
8338	energized bouncing red Leonard's glasses	0		Effect: "Corruption of Wretched Wally", Effect Duration: 23
8339	concentrated warehouse walkie-talkie	0		Effect: "Eau de Tortue", Effect Duration: 20
8340	pickled chilled janitor's mop	0		Effect: "No Vertigo", Effect Duration: 55
8341	flattened polarized boiled tumbling warehouse clerk's glasses	0		Effect: "Transcendental Wind", Effect Duration: 62
8342	electrified baloney rotgut	0		Effect: "Stuck-Up Hair", Effect Duration: 63
8343	quadruple-adjusted modified carton of gaspers	0		Effect: "Influence of Sphere", Effect Duration: 66
8344	diffused liquefied bronze polish	0		Effect: "Flamb&eacute;-a-thon", Effect Duration: 55
8345	polarized super-nitrogenated Vulcanized crident	0		Effect: "[1609]Dancin' Fool", Effect Duration: 44
8346	activated totally sweet mohawk helmet	0		Effect: "Prelude of Precision", Effect Duration: 21
8347	denatured spray chrome	0		Effect: "Lobos Fresh", Effect Duration: 38
8348	diffused polarized filthy monkey head	0		Effect: "Serenity", Effect Duration: 60
8349	diffused warmed hand of cards	0		Effect: "Okee-Dokee Computer", Effect Duration: 38
8350	wet blinking damp bar rag	0		Effect: "Heart of Lavender", Effect Duration: 32
8351	quantum anodized spinning lump of goofball ore	0		Effect: "Moose Wisdom", Effect Duration: 32
8352	vacuum-sealed denatured teal tumbling skeleton beans	0		Effect: "Cautious Prowl", Effect Duration: 30
8353	triple-adjusted irradiated blurry grimy lab coat	0		Effect: "Newt Gets In Your Eyes", Effect Duration: 57
8354	galvanized nursery rhyme	0		Effect: "Jingle Jangle Jingle", Effect Duration: 19
8355	double-unsweetened quadruple-corrupted iron torso box	0		Effect: "Sensation", Effect Duration: 63
8356	flattened cold-filtered bouncing mercenary headband	0		Effect: "Feline Ferocity", Effect Duration: 50
8357	improved jittery radioactive spider venom	0		Effect: "Old School Pompadour", Effect Duration: 51
8358	unsweetened warmed squat x-ray mirror	0		Effect: "Stuck-Up Hair", Effect Duration: 69
8359	oxidized polarized nitrogenated jittery spinning wrestling mask	0		Effect: "Boilermade", Effect Duration: 15
8360	denatured polarized shaking hawkface potion	0		Effect: "Disdain of the War Snapper", Effect Duration: 42
8361	activated super-chilled green huge child-sized dracula cloak	0		Effect: "Big Flaming Whip", Effect Duration: 17
8362	irradiated double-unsweetened narrow devil-summoning hat	0		Effect: "Yuletide Sappiness", Effect Duration: 22
8363	enhanced blue shopkeeper beard	0		Effect: "Scarysauce", Effect Duration: 65
8364	non-flattened purple alien autoautopsy kit	0		Effect: "Pharmaceutically Cool", Effect Duration: 14
8365	modified energized moist novelty fruit hat	0		Effect: "Hustlin'", Effect Duration: 51
8366	irradiated liquefied invisibility cream	0		Effect: "Extra-Thick Blood", Effect Duration: 65
8367	quantum alkaline dry handful of stubble	0		Effect: "Dreadful Smell", Effect Duration: 60
8368	magnetized garbage juice slurpee	0		Effect: "Egg-stortionary Tactics", Effect Duration: 14
8369	adjusted pressed plunge-leg	0		Effect: "Donho's Bubbly Ballad", Effect Duration: 44
8370	quantum quantum upside-down funky eyepatch	0		Effect: "Toast Tea", Effect Duration: 21
8371	diffused cold-filtered bucket of fish juice	0		Effect: "Memory of Resilience", Effect Duration: 26
8372	double-unsweetened flashy pirate dreadlocks	0		Effect: "Be a Mind Master", Effect Duration: 60
8373	improved captured boozles	0		Effect: "Cancer Rising", Effect Duration: 36
8374	galvanized irradiated flattened drinks tray	0		Effect: "In the Saucestream", Effect Duration: 59
8375	flattened modified shaking eyebrow lifter	0		Effect: "Chain Chain Chains", Effect Duration: 44
8376	submarine	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8377	diet stale pixel lemon	1	decent	Last Available: "2015-06"
8378	drinkable irresponsibly strong pixel daiquiri	7	good	Last Available: "2015-06"
8379	super-alkaline warmed teal power pill	0		Effect: "Very Clean Guns", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2015-06"
8380	ionized non-quantum unsweetened squat pixel potion	0		Effect: "Yes, Can Haz", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2015-06"
8381	Pack of Every Card	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-07"
8382	Deck of Every Card	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8383	popular part	0		
8384	bubblegum heart	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8385	cubic zirconia	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8386	cyan valuable coin	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8387	mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8388	mirror mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8389	blinking mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8390	mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8391	mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8392	blinking gift card	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8393	huge hermit factoid	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8394	The Emperor's dry cleaning	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8395	brainy The Emperor's new hat	0		Mysticality: +5, Last Available: "2015-07"
8396	The Emperor's new shirt of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Last Available: "2015-07"
8397	The Emperor's new pants	0		Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2015-07"
8398	bouncing avaricious rosewater-soaked lead pipe	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +30, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8399	ghostly sage rope	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Item Drop: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8400	coward's wrench	0		Monster Level: -20, Item Drop: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8401	squat candlestick of incineration of doom	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8402	skewed Oprah's sage knife	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8403	huge chaotic supercharged revolver	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8404	1952 Mickey Mantle card	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8405	talking spade	0		Free Pull
8406	teal savory dry noodles	0		
8407	flavorless ghostly pestopiary	3	decent	
8408	tarnished boiled ectoplasmic orbs	0		Effect: "It Tickles!  It Tickles!", Effect Duration: 68
8409	spoiled crudles	3	crappy	
8410	fancy decent small agnolotti arboli	2	good	Effect: "Remaining Alive", Effect Duration: 30
8411	small spoiled spaghetti with ghost balls	2	crappy	
8412	flavorless succulent marrow	4	decent	
8413	decent gigantic salacious crumbs	6	good	
8414	stale blurry fusilli marrownarrow	3	decent	
8415	decent thick olive suggestive strozzapreti	5	good	
8416	wobbly twirling Mountain Stream gastrique	0		
8417	flavorless miniature Mt. McLargeHuge oyster	2	decent	
8418	oyster sauce	0		
8419	low-calorie bland linguini immondizia bianco	1	decent	
8420	stale half-sized shells a la shellfish	2	decent	
8421	Jick's autograph	0		
8422	high-temperature mining drill	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8423	narrow unsmoothed velvet	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8424	1,970 carat	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8425	New Age healing crystal	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8426	purple Volcoino	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8427	fizzing spore pod	0		
8428	narrow squat spore pod	0		
8429	veiny spore pod	0		
8430	jittery hard spore pod	0		
8431	mirror spore pod	0		
8432	upside-down hot spore pod	0		
8433	cool spore pod	0		
8434	jingling spore pod	0		
8435	spinning nasty extremely unsafe LavaCo Lamp&trade;	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2015-08", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8436	bouncing perfumed scandalous LavaCo Lamp&trade;	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2015-08", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8437	wobbly scandalous chilly LavaCo Lamp&trade;	0		Cold Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2015-08", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8438	thin wire	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8439	insulated wire	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8440	empty lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8441	full lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8442	viscous lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8443	lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8444	blinking lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8445	lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8446	SMOOCH bottlecap	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
8447	uncapped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8448	uncapped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8449	uncapped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8450	capped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8451	capped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8452	capped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8453	heat-resistant sheet	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8454	LavaCo&trade; Lamp housing	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8455	New Age crystal	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8456	crystalline light bulb	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8457	broken high-temperature mining drill	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8458	resourceful stylish high-temperature mining mask	0		Moxie: +25, Maximum MP: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-08"
8459	ruddy fireproof megaphone of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: 90, Last Available: "2015-08"
8460	flavorless super-sized mineapple	5	decent	Last Available: "2015-08"
8461	watered-down aged huge Gold Velvet&trade; whiskey	2	awesome	Last Available: "2015-08"
8462	tumbling SMOOCH soda	1	decent	Last Available: "2015-08"
8463	decent upside-down smelted roe	3	good	Last Available: "2015-08"
8464	bad mirror lavawater	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-08"
8465	boiled triple-altered blurry basaltamander tongue	0		Effect: "Tingly Elbows", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2015-08"
8466	upside-down perfumed lavalarva of the overflowing toilet of the businessman	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2015-08"
8467	frightening Lo Pan's dangerous lava balaclava	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2015-08"
8468	inspector's knitted baleful basaltamander buckler	0		Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2015-08"
8469	colloidal blurry lava globs	0		Effect: "Vital", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2015-08"
8470	spoiled gooey lava globs	3	crappy	Last Available: "2015-08"
8471	inspector's lava-proof pants of the cheetah	0		Item Drop: +15, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2015-08"
8472	narrow heat-resistant necktie of extreme caution of terror	0		Monster Level: -25, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8473	spinning greedy resourceful clever heat-resistant gloves	0		Maximum MP: 70, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8474	normal very hot lunch	4	good	Last Available: "2015-08"
8475	artisanal watered-down pulsating asbestos thermos	2	super EPIC	Last Available: "2015-08"
8476	enhanced pressed double-galvanized blurry gray tumbling liquid rhinestones	0		Effect: "Faboooo", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2015-08"
8477	enchanted spoiled small disco biscuit	2	crappy	Effect: "Favored by Lyle", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2015-08"
8478	high-proof mediocre skewed Quaatorade&trade;	9	decent	Last Available: "2015-08"
8479	maroon padded biker's hat of Tarzan of Leguizamo	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Damage Absorption: +20, Monster Level: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2015-08"
8480	Oprah's arcane researcher's feathered headdress of the dark arts	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2015-08"
8481	blinking inspector's friendly electrician's hardhat of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: 8, Item Drop: +15, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2015-08"
8482	Lava Miner's Daughter	0		Skill: "Asbestos Heart", Last Available: "2015-08"
8483	Psycho From The Heat	0		Skill: "Pyromania", Last Available: "2015-08"
8484	The Firegate Tapes	0		Skill: "Firegate", Last Available: "2015-08"
8485	green &quot;DEBBIE&quot; tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8486	one-day ticket to That 70s Volcano	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8487	airplane charter: That 70s Volcano	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-08"
8488	Manual of Numberology	0		Skill: "Calculate the Universe"
8489	New Age hurting crystal	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8490	smooth velvet pants of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2015-08"
8491	sizzling smooth velvet shirt	0		Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-08"
8492	twirling red greasy smooth velvet hat	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-08"
8493	smooth velvet pocket square of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8494	bouncing asbestos-lined smooth velvet socks	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8495	shaking razor-sharp smooth velvet hanky	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8496	Oprah's forbidden The One Mood Ring	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8497	Mr. Choch's bone	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8498	Mr. Cheeng's 'stache	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8499	Saturday Night thermometer	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8500	the tongue of Smimmons	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8501	Raul's guitar pick	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8502	Pener's crisps	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8503	signed deuce	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8504	Lavalos core	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8505	blinking half-melted hula girl	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8506	tumbling glass ceiling fragments	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8507	boiled SMOOCH coffee cup	1	awesome	Last Available: "2015-08"
8508	tarnished quadruple-anodized squat labrador cookie	0		Effect: "Grrrrrrreat!", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2015-08"
8509	tumbling wholesome Mr. Cheeng's spectacles of Tarzan of the boozehound	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip, Drops Items, Last Available: "2015-08"
8510	huge purple resourceful Newton's grease cannon	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2015-08"
8511	adjusted adjusted demon makeup kit	0		Effect: "Elvish", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2015-08"
8512	knitted love of the brute of chilblains	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Cold Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2015-08"
8513	horrifying chaotic Pener's drumstick of the sweet-tooth	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +25, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2015-08"
8514	asbestos-lined grievous deuce cape	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2015-08"
8515	reassuring coward's occult Lavalos's shell	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Monster Level: -20, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2015-08"
8516	smooth smooth velvet bra of the pedagogue	0		Moxie: +15, Experience: +3, Last Available: "2015-08"
8517	arcane researcher's educational SMOOCH bracers	0		Experience: +1, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8518	ghostly double-paned SMOOCH kneepads	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8519	groovy SMOOCH spaulders	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8520	auspicious SMOOCH codpiece of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Item Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 20", Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8521	jittery MacGyver's SMOOCH breastplate	0		Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8522	superduperheated	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8523	fused fuse	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8524	superheated	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8525	flavorless special immense blurry lava cake	10	decent	Effect: "You're Rubber", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2015-08"
8526	small special normal pink slime	2	good	Effect: "Cinnamouth", Effect Duration: 5
8527	shaking yellow Devil's Elbow Hot Sauce	0		
8528	squat Special&trade; Sauce	0		
8529	spoiled huge huge devil hair pasta	10	crappy	
8530	decent maroon spagecialetti	3	good	
8531	Salsa Libre	0		
8532	good gravy	0		
8533	tumbling twirling illicit fish sauce	0		
8534	adequate thick libertagliatelle	5	good	
8535	moldy bouncing turkish mostaccioli	3	crappy	
8536	half-sized moldy linguini of the sea	2	crappy	
8537	nitrogenated irradiated pulsating wobbly Hersey&trade; SMOOCH	0		Effect: "Items Are Forever", Effect Duration: 54
8539	Alexy sauce	0		
8540	spinning bouncing rainbow sauce	0		
8541	cyan drug cocktail sauce	0		
8542	spoiled Fettris	3	crappy	
8543	small bland fusillocybin	2	decent	
8544	miniature adequate prescription noodles	2	good	
8545	modified skewed teal pulsating blood-drive sticker	1	crappy	
8546	colloidal bag of grain	0		Effect: "Abyssal Sweat", Effect Duration: 31
8547	nitrogenated pocket maze	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Creepy Pasta", Effect Duration: 46
8548	polymerized narrow shady shades	0		Effect: "Metal Speed", Effect Duration: 45
8549	dry teal mirror squeaky toy rose	0		Effect: "Moose Wisdom", Effect Duration: 50
8550	adequate tumbling weird gazelle steak	3	good	
8551	bland sausage without a cause	3	decent	
8552	energized squat teal face paint	0		Effect: "Locks Like the Raven", Effect Duration: 22
8553	practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed emergency margarita	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
8554	drinkable watered-down pulsating shaking vintage smart drink	2	good	
8555	a ten-percent bonus	0		
8556	Thwaitgold termite statuette	0		
8557	The Emperor's new cookie	0		
8558	activated dry magnetized ghostly tumbling Wickers bar	0		Effect: "Full-Body Tan", Effect Duration: 16
8559	adjusted anodized bakelite-covered bacon	0		Effect: "Extra-Sharp Weapon", Effect Duration: 51
8560	non-galvanized flattened ionized blinking teal Aerheads	0		Effect: "Bilious Brawn", Effect Duration: 33
8561	unsweetened purple Wrotz	0		Effect: "The Moxie of LOV", Effect Duration: 61
8562	Vulcanized dry spinning Gabarbar	0		Effect: "Memories of Puppy Love", Effect Duration: 62
8563	wet concentrated moist ghostly upside-down fiberglass insulation	0		Effect: "Ghostly Shell", Effect Duration: 61
8564	yellow spinning shrine to the Barrel god	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-09"
8565	rock-hard supercool barrel lid of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Moxie Percent: +20, Damage Reduction: 5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-09"
8566	skewed flame-retardant scorching ruddy barrel hoop earring	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Hot Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-09"
8567	huge green toasty sharpshooter's bankruptcy barrel of the early riser	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +5, Adventures: +7, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-09"
8568	olive narrow wobbly firkin	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8569	normal barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8570	tun	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8571	weathered barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8572	barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8573	mirror barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8574	blinking moist barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8575	tumbling rotting barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8576	twirling mouldering barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8577	barnacled barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8578	tolerable bottle of Amontillado	3	good	Last Available: "2015-09"
8579	lousy barrel-aged martini	4	decent	Last Available: "2015-09"
8580	stale barrel pickle	4	decent	Last Available: "2015-09"
8581	bland barrel cracker	4	decent	Last Available: "2015-09"
8582	denatured vibrating mushroom	1	decent	Effect: "Updated", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2015-09"
8583	altered mirror mushroom	1	decent	Effect: "Electrolit Up", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2015-09"
8584	blurry avaricious KoL Con 12-gauge	0		Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2015-09"
8585	experienced Golden Mr. Eh?	0		Experience: +2, Last Available: "2015-09"
8586	experienced barrel gun	0		Experience: +2, Last Available: "2015-09"
8587	barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8588	barrel beryl	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8589	fancy immense moldy water log	10	crappy	Effect: "What's That Smell?", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2015-09"
8590	bouncing pulsating nasty ruddy barrelhead	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2015-09"
8591	nippy bottoms of the barrel of the overflowing toilet	0		Cold Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2015-09"
8592	stanky smooth chest barrel	0		Moxie: +15, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-09"
8593	bung spigot	0		Equips On: "Lil' Barrel Mimic"
8594	blinking frightening hardened double barreled barrel gun	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2015-09"
8595	quilted personal trainer's strapping triple barreled barrel gun	0		Muscle: +5, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Damage Absorption: +40, Last Available: "2015-09"
8596	educational barrel beryl choker of doom	0		Experience: +1, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2015-09"
8597	banded sage barrel beryl nose ring	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Damage Absorption: +100, Last Available: "2015-09"
8598	auspicious nippy barrel beryl ring	0		Cold Damage: +10, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2015-09"
8599	spinning map to the Biggest Barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8600	potted tea tree	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8601	energized anodized red cuppa Flamibili tea	0		Effect: "Feelin' Philosophical", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2015-09"
8602	activated cuppa Yet tea	0		Effect: "Crotchety, Pining", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2015-09"
8603	dry triple-polymerized quadruple-enhanced mirror cuppa Boo tea	0		Effect: "Big Meat Big Prizes", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2015-09"
8604	ionized skewed cuppa Nas tea	0		Effect: "The Smeezingtons", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2015-09"
8605	dry cuppa Improprie tea	0		Effect: "Arse-a'fire", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2015-09"
8606	irradiated chilled mirror cuppa Frost tea	0		Effect: "Eldritch Concentration", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2015-09"
8607	adjusted shaking blinking shaking cuppa Toast tea	0		Effect: "High Blood Chocolate Content", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2015-09"
8608	tarnished dry cuppa Net tea	0		Effect: "Innately Truthy", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2015-09"
8609	wet energized maroon skewed cuppa Proprie tea	0		Effect: "Libra Rising", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2015-09"
8610	oxidized cuppa Morbidi tea	0		Effect: "Polar Express", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2015-09"
8611	frozen pressed pulsating cuppa Chari tea	0		Effect: "Stands Alone", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2015-09"
8612	irradiated cuppa Serendipi tea	0		Effect: "Billiards Belligerence", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2015-09"
8613	quantum unsweetened tumbling cuppa Feroci tea	0		Effect: "Kissed By Fire", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2015-09"
8614	enhanced magnetized blurry wobbly cuppa Physicali tea	0		Effect: "Ten out of Ten", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2015-09"
8615	electrified triple-diffused nitrogenated cuppa Wit tea	0		Effect: "Stick Emporium Membership", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2015-09"
8616	modified dry huge cuppa Neuroplastici tea	0		Effect: "Cool, Catlike", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2015-09"
8617	quadruple-electrified triple-enhanced cuppa Dexteri tea	0		Effect: "Gummibrain", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2015-09"
8618	anodized narrow cuppa Flexibili tea	0		Effect: "Disco State of Mind", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2015-09"
8619	vacuum-sealed ionized cuppa Impregnabili tea	0		Effect: "Aries Rising", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2015-09"
8620	activated super-vacuum-sealed blurry cuppa Obscuri tea	0		Effect: "Rad-ish", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2015-09"
8621	nitrogenated narrow cuppa Irritabili tea	0		Effect: "Powdered", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2015-09"
8622	extra-pressed blinking cuppa Mediocri tea	0		Effect: "Extra-Thick Blood", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2015-09"
8623	concentrated diffused cuppa Loyal tea	0		Effect: "Fungal Flamb&eacute;", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2015-09"
8624	dried shaking cuppa Activi tea	1	crappy	Last Available: "2015-09"
8625	altered ghostly mirror cuppa Cruel tea	1		Last Available: "2015-09"
8626	galvanized cuppa Alacri tea	0		Effect: "Gutterminded", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2015-09"
8627	pickled adjusted cuppa Vitali tea	0		Effect: "Flexibili Tea", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2015-09"
8628	moist cold-filtered cuppa Mana tea	0		Effect: "In the Saucestream", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2015-09"
8629	magnetized cold-filtered spinning cuppa Monstrosi tea	0		Effect: "Pie in the Sky", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2015-09"
8630	dry extra-polymerized cuppa Twen tea	0		Effect: "Uncanny Shot", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2015-09"
8631	ionized quadruple-activated wobbly cuppa Gill tea	0		Effect: "Rave Concentration", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2015-09"
8632	nitrogenated warmed cuppa Uncertain tea	0		Effect: "Horrid, Torrid", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2015-09"
8633	cuppa Voraci tea	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8634	upside-down upside-down cuppa Sobrie tea	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8635	cuppa Royal tea	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8636	denatured double-electrified teal cuppa Craft tea	0		Effect: "Wise Spirit", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2015-09"
8637	adjusted improved double-quantum cuppa Insani tea	0		Effect: "Employee of the Month", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2015-09"
8638	squat lightning-fast Rosewater's Royal scepter of mayonnaise	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2015-09", Rollover Effect Duration: 5
8639	doghouse	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-10"
8640	Ghost Dog Chow	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8641	rotten bowl of eyeballs	4	crappy	Last Available: "2015-10"
8642	bland bowl of mummy guts	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-10"
8643	thick spoiled bowl of maggots	5	crappy	Last Available: "2015-10"
8644	lousy triple-distilled purple blood and blood	6	decent	Last Available: "2015-10"
8645	high-proof hand-crafted bouncing Jack-O-Lantern beer	8	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-10"
8646	irresponsibly strong tolerable squat zombie	7	good	Last Available: "2015-10"
8647	Telltale&trade; rubber heart	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8648	spinning wind-up spider	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8649	pulsating tumbling plastic nightmare troll	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8650	tennis ball	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8651	rosewater-soaked crown of the wise owl of horror	0		Mysticality: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xGhuol, cap 27"
8652	ear poison	0		
8653	stink-penny	0		
8654	forbidden deadly hawk of the businessman	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Meat Drop: +50
8655	snack-sized moldy hamlet sandwich	2	crappy	
8656	tumbling horrifying Othello's military jacket	0		Spooky Damage: +25
8657	manspreader's Othello's dagger	0		Monster Level: +10, Single Equip
8658	supercharged Othello's handkerchief	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Single Equip
8659	boiled bowl of Jeal-O	0		Effect: "Arabian Knighthood", Effect Duration: 13
8660	grip key	0		
8661	wobbly How to Play Othello	0		
8662	upside-down supercool ghostly dagger of the scaredy-cat of mayonnaise	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Monster Level: -15, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
8663	drinkable weak ghost beer	2	good	
8664	upside-down tumbling stanky Othello set	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25
8665	rotten tomato	0		
8666	purple Twelve Night Energy	0		
8667	shaking gray greasy Lo Pan's sage Yorick	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
8668	rose	0		
8669	red bouncing tulip	0		
8670	tulip	0		
8671	tulip	0		
8672	ghostly Walford's bucket	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8673	purple Wal-Mart gift certificate	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8674	airplane charter: The Glaciest	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-11"
8675	one-day ticket to The Glaciest	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8676	modified squat shaking fuchsia skewed shoulder-warming lotion	0		Effect: "Swordholder", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2015-11"
8677	moldy iceberg lettuce	4	crappy	Last Available: "2015-11"
8678	weak artisanal upside-down ice wine	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-11"
8679	careful Wal-Mart snowglobe of dire peril of the blizzard	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Monster Level: -10, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-11"
8680	ghostly quilted grievous stylish Wal-Mart nametag	0		Moxie: +25, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Damage Absorption: +40, Last Available: "2015-11"
8681	twirling thinker's Wal-Mart overalls of wisdom of incineration	0		Mysticality: 25, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2015-11"
8682	To Build an Igloo	0		Skill: "Refusal to Freeze", Last Available: "2015-11"
8683	The Chill of the Wild	0		Skill: "Beardfreeze", Last Available: "2015-11"
8684	Cold Fang	0		Skill: "Frost Bite", Last Available: "2015-11"
8685	Wal-Mart tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8686	spinning perfect ice cube	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8687	pulsating The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide	0		Skill: "Perfect Freeze", Last Available: "2015-11"
8688	brainy bellhop's hat	0		Mysticality: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 0.75xBarrr, cap 30", Last Available: "2015-11"
8689	tolerable ice porter	3	good	Last Available: "2015-11", Wiki Name: "ice porter (drink)"
8690	corrupted mirror skewed exotic travel brochure	0		Effect: "Deadly Flashing Blade", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2015-11"
8691	wobbly mirror bag of foreign bribes	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8692	diffused shampoo-conditioner	0		Effect: "Took Eleven", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2015-11"
8693	hotel minibar key	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8694	ice hotel bell	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8695	pulsating Martialest Arts trophy	0		Last Available: "2016-01"
8696	compressed jittery medicinal herbs	1		Last Available: "2016-01"
8697	normal low-calorie enchanted ice rice	1	good	Effect: "Arabian Knighthood", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2016-01"
8698	artisanal iced plum wine	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-01"
8699	smartaleck's training belt of the empath of the glutton	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Familiar Weight: +5, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-01"
8700	upside-down frosty chaotic personal trainer's training legwarmers	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-01"
8701	rosewater-soaked steel-toed training helmet of Leguizamo	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Monster Level: +20, Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2016-01"
8702	training scroll:  Shattering Punch	0		Skill: "Shattering Punch", Last Available: "2016-01"
8703	pulsating yellow training scroll:  Snokebomb	0		Skill: "Snokebomb", Last Available: "2016-01"
8704	training scroll:  Shivering Monkey Technique	0		Skill: "Shivering Monkey Technique", Last Available: "2016-01"
8705	huge X-32-F snowman crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-01"
8706	machine elf capsule	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8707	self-dribbling basketball	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
8708	compressed pulsating abstraction: action	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8709	diluted ghostly abstraction: thought	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8710	diluted huge abstraction: sensation	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8711	modified ghostly abstraction: purpose	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8712	vaporized blinking abstraction: category	1		Effect: "Preemptive Medicine", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2015-12"
8713	modified ghostly blinking cyan abstraction: perception	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8714	diluted abstraction: motion	1		Effect: "Belch the Rainbow&trade;", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2015-12"
8715	modified abstraction: joy	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8716	mixed abstraction: certainty	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8717	diluted jittery abstraction: comprehension	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8718	narrow modern picture frame	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8719	stale VYKEA meatballs	4	decent	Last Available: "2015-11"
8720	drinkable tumbling VYKEA mead	3	good	Last Available: "2015-11"
8721	super-irradiated aerosolized maroon VYKEA woadpaint	0		Effect: "Turkey-Friendly", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2015-11"
8722	purple VYKEA frenzy rune	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8723	VYKEA blood rune	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8724	VYKEA lightning rune	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8725	narrow VYKEA plank	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8726	twirling VYKEA rail	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8727	VYKEA bracket	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8728	VYKEA dowel	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8729	up-at-dawn experienced VYKEA hex key of the sweet-tooth	0		Experience: +2, Candy Drop: +100, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2015-11"
8730	VYKEA instructions	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8731	yummy miniature tin of submardines	2	awesome	Last Available: "2015-11", Wiki Name: "tin of submardines"
8732	aged gray bottle of norwhiskey	4	awesome	Last Available: "2015-11"
8733	denatured octolus oculus	1	EPIC	Effect: "Beastly Flavor", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2015-11"
8734	smelly mansplainer's Newton's sardine can key	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Monster Level: +15, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-11"
8735	arcane researcher's personal trainer's norwhal helmet of incineration	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2015-11"
8736	scandalous wicked octolus-skin cloak of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage: +5, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2015-11", Rollover Effect Duration: 30
8737	hand-crafted perfect cosmopolitan	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-11"
8738	drinkable watered-down tumbling perfect negroni	2	good	Last Available: "2015-11"
8739	fortified tolerable perfect dark and stormy	5	good	Last Available: "2015-11"
8740	mediocre weak cyan perfect mimosa	2	decent	Last Available: "2015-11"
8741	bad perfect old-fashioned	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-11"
8742	tolerable enchanted weak perfect paloma	2	good	Effect: "Takin' It Greasy", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2015-11"
8743	polymerized That 70s Cologne	0		Effect: "Trash-Wrapped", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2015-11"
8744	moist denatured Wal-Mart &quot;diamond&quot; ring	0		Effect: "Eyes for Miles", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2015-11"
8745	energized skewed Puffstone cigar	0		Effect: "Sweet Incentive", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2015-11"
8746	boiled spinning huge Conspiracy&trade; mascara	0		Effect: "Vanity Rage", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2015-11"
8747	colloidal dry pulsating Spring Break Beach &quot;swimsuit&quot;	0		Effect: "Standard Cheer", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2015-11"
8748	wobbly airplane tattoo	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8749	modified activated Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe	0		Effect: "Seeing Colors", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2015-12"
8750	polymerized ghostly hemp candy necklace	0		Effect: "Improved Candy Vision", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2015-12"
8751	quadruple-boiled electrified communal gobstopper	0		Effect: "Slightly Cursed, Mostly Lucky", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2015-12"
8752	flavorless Crimbo salad	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-12"
8753	yummy bread line	3	awesome	Last Available: "2015-12"
8754	smooth watered-down mirror bark rootbeer	2	awesome	Last Available: "2015-12"
8755	tolerable extra-dry narrow ale	5	good	Last Available: "2015-12"
8756	pulsating thinker's plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf	0		Mysticality: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
8757	reassuring plastic Rudolph the Red	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2015-12"
8758	shaking sinister plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej	0		Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
8759	Van der Graaf plastic Crimborgatron	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2015-12"
8760	plastic Crimbodhisattva of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Last Available: "2015-12"
8761	mirror bouquet of all-natural free-range flowers	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8762	stack of communist leaflets	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8763	shaking BACON	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
8764	box of Gratitude chocolates	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8765	maroon Gratitude chocolate (thyme-filled)	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8766	tolerable Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled)	4	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8767	skewed bouncing Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled)	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8768	skewed Gratitude chocolate (octopus-filled)	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8769	chocolate bowtie	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8770	aerosolized diffused maroon pitted sheet	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Creepy Pasta", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2015-12"
8771	sparking robo-battery	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8772	huge overloaded micro-reactor	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8773	nasty mansplainer's chaotic reusable shopping bag	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Monster Level: +15, Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2015-12"
8775	Jeselnik's coarse hemp socks	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
8776	shaking vibrating armband	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
8777	bundle of &quot;fragrant&quot; herbs	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8778	nuclear stockpile	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8779	pulsating pine cone	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8780	huge iron chain	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8781	lightning-fast pine cone necklace	0		Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2015-12"
8782	vibrating reindeer hammer	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
8783	wool elf ploughshare	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2015-12"
8784	circle drum	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8785	The Big Book of Communism	0		Last Available: "2015-12", Skill: "Communism!"
8786	faded protest sign	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8787	faded protest sign	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8788	nasty-smelling moss	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8789	ghostly book	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8790	friendly elven tambourine	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2015-12"
8791	gray reindeer sickle of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2015-12"
8792	face paint	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8793	face paint	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8794	narrow olive The Big Book of Communism (used)	0		Skill: "Communism!", Last Available: "2015-12"
8795	Batfellow comic	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
8796	plastic spoiler	0		
8797	blurry bat-oomerang	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8798	ghostly bat-jute	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8799	bat-o-mite	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8800	ROM of Optimality	0		Skill: "Toggle Optimality"
8801	incriminating evidence	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8802	dangerous chemicals	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8803	kidnapped orphan	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8804	high-grade	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8805	mirror high-tensile-strength fibers	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8806	fuchsia high-grade explosives	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8807	green blinking experimental gene therapy	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8808	ultracoagulator	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8809	self-defense training	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8810	fingerprint dusting kit	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8811	confidence-building hug	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8812	exploding kickball	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8813	glob of Bat-Glue	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8814	Bat-Aid&trade; bandage	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8815	bouncing teal tumbling bat-bearing	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8816	bland snack-sized Kudzu salad	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
8817	denatured tumbling tumbling Mansquito Serum	1		Last Available: "2016-12"
8818	tolerable Miss Graves' vermouth	3	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
8819	spoiled twirling The Plumber's mushroom stew	3	crappy	Last Available: "2016-12"
8820	modified yellow narrow bouncing The Author's ink	1		Last Available: "2016-02"
8821	acceptable special The Mad Liquor	3	good	Effect: "Hair on Your Chest", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2016-12"
8822	perfectly mixed weak blurry Doc Clock's thyme cocktail	2	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2016-12"
8823	jumbo adequate twirling Mr. Burnsger	5	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
8824	dried lime green The Inquisitor's unidentifiable object	1		Effect: "Memory of Smarts", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2016-12"
8825	scorching nippy hale The Jokester's gun	0		Maximum HP: +20, Cold Damage: +10, Hot Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire the Jokester's Gun", Last Available: "2016-12"
8826	healthy razor-sharp The Jokester's wig of Calamity Jane	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Adjust the Jokester's Wig", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol", Last Available: "2016-12"
8827	careful energetic The Jokester's pants of terror	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Monster Level: -10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Adjust the Jokester's Pants", Last Available: "2016-12"
8828	moist jittery squat Jokester makeup	0		Effect: "Spooky Demeanor", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2016-12"
8829	replica bat-oomerang	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
8830	ghostly battoo kit	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
8831	maroon basking robin	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
8832	domino mask	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8833	super-corrupted red robin's egg	0		Effect: "Once Bitten Twice Fried", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2016-12"
8834	immense flavorless robin flan	9	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
8835	practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed ghostly robin nog	1	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2016-12"
8836	tumbling LT&T telegraph office deed	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8837	tumbling plaintive telegram	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8838	exploding gum	0		
8839	twirling root beer barrel	0		
8840	colloidal corrupted wobbly Kudzu slaw	0		Effect: "Frost Tea", Effect Duration: 23
8841	triple-concentrated non-ionized huge Mansquito's blood	0		Effect: "Hyperoffended", Effect Duration: 15
8842	tarnished blurry infrablack lipstick	0		Effect: "Human-Elf Hybrid", Effect Duration: 60
8843	vacuum-sealed non-dry blurry squat skewed purple can of drain cleaner	0		Effect: "Salsa Satanica", Effect Duration: 68
8844	aerosolized ghostly The Author's inkwell	0		Effect: "Protection from Bad Stuff", Effect Duration: 20
8845	warmed bag of random words	0		Effect: "Expert Vacationer", Effect Duration: 54
8846	Vulcanized tumbling wobbly tube of pendulum lube	0		Effect: "Human-Penguin Hybrid", Effect Duration: 57
8847	quadruple-vacuum-sealed cyan red-hot jawbreaker	0		Effect: "Meat the Flintstones", Effect Duration: 24
8848	boiled question juice	0		Effect: "Saucemastery", Effect Duration: 46
8849	magnetized tube of villain	0		Effect: "Beastly Flavor", Effect Duration: 48
8850	Sinatra's your cowboy boots	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cowboy Kick", Last Available: "2016-02"
8851	upside-down inflatable LT&T telegraph office	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8852	nugget of quicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8853	red nugget of thicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8854	nugget of wicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8855	nugget of slicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8856	nugget of sicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8857	nugget of nicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8858	nugget of ticksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8859	lightning-fast quicksilver ring	0		Initiative: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8860	Jim Carey's Newton's thicksilver ring of the bloodbag	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum HP: +100, Monster Level: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8861	beefcake's wicksilver ring of Calamity Jane of the empath	0		Muscle: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Familiar Weight: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8862	nasty Van der Graaf Socratic slicksilver ring	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Stench Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8863	pulsating horrifying Temple Grandin's MacGyver's sicksilver ring	0		Maximum MP: +100, Familiar Weight: +7, Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8864	avaricious smelly nicksilver ring of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8865	healthy ticksilver ring of the detective	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Item Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8866	flame-wreathed Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans of chilblains of terror	0		Cold Damage: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-02"
8867	zippy foul-smelling occult Tesla's Electroplated Beans	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Stench Damage: +10, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2016-02"
8868	ribald vibrating dance instructor's Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-02"
8869	twirling auspicious Hellfire Spicy Beans	0		Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2016-02"
8870	wizardly Frigid Northern Beans	0		Mysticality: +25, Last Available: "2016-02"
8871	banded World's Blackest-Eyed Peas	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Last Available: "2016-02"
8872	squat avaricious Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans	0		Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2016-02"
8873	Da Vinci's Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Last Available: "2016-02"
8874	frosty veiny razor-sharp educational Val-U Brand Every Bean Salad of dire peril	0		Experience: +1, Weapon Damage: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-02"
8875	flame-wreathed Da Vinci's Shrub's Premium Baked Beans	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2016-02"
8876	rotten teal twirling blurry plate of Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans	3	crappy	Last Available: "2016-02"
8877	moldy diet enchanted plate of Tesla's Electroplated Beans	1	crappy	Effect: "Hella Tough", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8878	half-sized decent fuchsia plate of Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas	2	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8879	toothsome twirling plate of Hellfire Spicy Beans	3	awesome	Last Available: "2016-02"
8880	stale plate of Frigid Northern Beans	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8881	half-sized spoiled ghostly plate of World's Blackest-Eyed Peas	2	crappy	Last Available: "2016-02"
8882	spoiled wobbly plate of Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans	4	crappy	Last Available: "2016-02"
8883	spoiled big maroon plate of Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans	5	crappy	Last Available: "2016-02"
8884	tasty plate of Val-U Brand Every Bean Salad	3	awesome	Last Available: "2016-02"
8885	gigantic rotten plate of Shrub's Premium Baked Beans	10	crappy	Last Available: "2016-02"
8886	avaricious Fancy Jeff's pocket square of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2016-02"
8887	jittery gray double-paned curative baleful Daisy's unclean bloomers	0		Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "2xBArrr, 1xGhuol, cap 37", Last Available: "2016-02"
8888	Pecos Dave's sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8889	wobbly resourceful wizardly Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes of chilblains	0		Mysticality: +25, Maximum MP: +50, Cold Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2016-02"
8890	skewed Glenn's dice	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8891	squat nasty grievous brawny strapping Former Sheriff Dan's tin star of the ox	0		Muscle: 25, Muscle Percent: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2016-02"
8892	El Vibrato restraints	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8893	Clara's bell	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8894	maroon forbidden Samson's Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun of Leguizamo	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2016-02"
8895	ghostly buffalo dime	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8896	cow poker	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8897	super-vacuum-sealed deionized fuchsia poker face paint	0		Effect: "Cotton Mouthed", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2016-02"
8898	realistic cap gun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8899	tainted milk	1	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8900	gun parts	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8901	adjusted narrow triggerfingerbone	0		Effect: "Guts Feeling", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2016-02"
8902	oxidized jittery ghost bit	0		Effect: "Preternatural Greed", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2016-02"
8903	flattened corrupted buzzard feather	0		Effect: "Innately Wise", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2016-02"
8904	chilled narrow lion musk	0		Effect: "One Foot Heavier", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2016-02"
8905	decent bear claw	3	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8906	boiled moist skewed rattler gland	0		Effect: "Eyes for Miles", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2016-02"
8907	concentrated skewed half-digested coal	0		Effect: "Prelude of Precision", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2016-02"
8908	oxidized adjusted tightly-wound spine	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Pervy Noodles", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2016-02"
8909	moldy jittery rotting beefsteak	4	crappy	Last Available: "2016-02"
8910	bad firemilk	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8911	ionized quadruple-alkaline spidercow eye-cluster	0		Effect: "Innately Truthy", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2016-02"
8912	denatured moomy dust	1		Last Available: "2016-02"
8913	wobbly western-style skinning knife of the wise owl of the cougar	0		Mysticality: +20, Moxie: +20, Last Available: "2016-02"
8914	reliable sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8915	mirror banded steel knuckles	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Last Available: "2016-02"
8916	cyan Tales of Western Braggadoccio	0		Skill: "Bow-Legged Swagger", Last Available: "2016-02"
8917	Hell and How I Bent It	0		Skill: "Bend Hell", Last Available: "2016-02"
8918	The Western Look	0		Skill: "Steely-Eyed Squint", Last Available: "2016-02"
8919	wobbly LT&T tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8920	Western Slang Vol. 1: Violence	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8921	skewed Western Slang Vol. 2: Cooking	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8922	ghostly huge mirror Western Slang Vol. 3: Fraud	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8923	blinking disc (white)	0		
8924	disc (black)	0		
8925	disc (red)	0		
8926	ghostly disc (green)	0		
8927	disc (blue)	0		
8928	tumbling disc (yellow)	0		
8929	red-hot knucklebone	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8930	enhanced chilled chilled demonic cow's blood	0		Effect: "Slightly Cursed, Mostly Lucky", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2016-02"
8931	huge rinky-dink sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8932	makeshift sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8933	huge blurry custom sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8934	baconstone-handled sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8935	porquoise-handled sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8936	hamethyst-handled sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8937	mountain lion skin	0		Moxie Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8938	grizzled bearskin	0		Muscle Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8939	huge diamondback skin	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8940	ghostly coal snakeskin	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8941	blurry frontwinder skin	0		Mysticality Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8942	rotting cowskin	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8943	shuddering cow skull	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8944	rhinestone cowhorn	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8945	cow skull	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8946	jangly spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8947	quicksilver spurs	0		Initiative: +30, Last Available: "2016-02"
8948	thicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8949	wicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8950	mirror slicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8951	cyan shaking skewed sicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8952	fuchsia nicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8953	upside-down ticksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8954	special edition Batfellow comic	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
8955	Tales of the West: Cow Punching	0		
8956	lime green Tales of the West: Beanslinging	0		
8957	Tales of the West: Snake Oiling	0		
8958	mirror briefcase full of snakes	0		
8959	pulsating olive Annie Oakley's educational one-gallon hat	0		Experience: +1, Critical Hit Percent: +20
8960	wobbly huge hale two-gallon hat of Leguizamo	0		Maximum HP: +20, Monster Level: +20
8961	auspicious three-gallon hat of the cheetah	0		Item Drop: +10, Initiative: +60
8962	Jim Carey's Annie Oakley's four-gallon hat	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Monster Level: +25
8963	fuchsia nasty five-gallon hat of terror	0		Stench Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
8964	ghostly mansplainer's smooth six-gallon hat	0		Moxie: +15, Monster Level: +15
8965	medical-grade thinker's seven-gallon hat	0		Mysticality: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
8966	wizardly eight-gallon hat of bravery	0		Mysticality: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5
8967	narrow arcane researcher's nine-gallon hat of bravery	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Spooky Resistance: +5
8968	censurious beefy ten-gallon hat	0		Muscle: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3
8969	ghostly Usain Bolt's eleven-gallon hat of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Initiative: +80
8970	toy sixgun	0		
8971	snake oil	0		
8972	electrified altered skin oil	0		Effect: "Wit Tea", Effect Duration: 47
8973	magnetized pickled unusual oil	0		Effect: "Frostbeard", Effect Duration: 56
8974	dry eldritch oil	0		Effect: "Spiky Hair", Effect Duration: 42
8975	lime green bouncing exclusive club	0		
8976	quadruple-ionized patent preventative tonic	0		Effect: "Very Clean Guns", Effect Duration: 20
8977	flattened super-activated patent invisibility tonic	0		Effect: "Bored Stiff", Effect Duration: 48
8978	flattened non-improved patent aggression tonic	0		Effect: "Jelly Combed", Effect Duration: 50
8979	concentrated patent sallowness tonic	0		Effect: "Berry Critical", Effect Duration: 17
8980	oxidized quantum patent avarice tonic	0		Effect: "Industrial Strength Starch", Effect Duration: 64
8981	chilled twirling patent alacrity tonic	0		Effect: "Orchid Blood", Effect Duration: 23
8982	double-corrupted electrified purple corrupted marrow	0		Effect: "Castaway Physique", Effect Duration: 50
8983	bad rodeo whiskey	4	decent	
8984	fuchsia Thwaitgold scorpion statuette	0		
8985	clever real cowboy hat	0		Maximum MP: +20
8986	Memories of Cow Punching	0		Free Pull
8987	squat Memories of Beanslinging	0		Free Pull
8988	Memories of Snake Oiling	0		Free Pull
8989	Witchess Set	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-03"
8990	electronic Brain Trainer game	0		Skill: "Brain Games"
8991	skewed do-it-yourself laser eye surgery kit	0		Skill: "20/20 Vision"
8992	altered narrow blinking armored prawn	1		Last Available: "2016-03"
8993	bland immense jumping horseradish	8	decent	Last Available: "2016-03"
8994	enchanted artisanal purple Sacramento wine	4	EPIC	Effect: "Nightstalkin'", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2016-03"
8995	nitrogenated maroon Greek fire	0		Effect: "Sweet Nostalgia", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2016-03"
8996	nippy Lo Pan's dance instructor's experienced ox-head shield of the pedagogue	0		Experience: 5, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Cold Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-03"
8997	double-paned greasy quilted Rosewater's dented scepter of the pedagogue	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience: +3, Damage Absorption: +40, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-03"
8998	twirling zippy executive Jeselnik's Sinatra's very pointy crown of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Experience (Moxie): +5, Sleaze Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +40, Initiative: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xGhuol", Last Available: "2016-03"
8999	censurious dog trainer's wholesome shellacked battle broom of the empath	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (familiar): +1, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-03"
9000	Clan Floundry	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-04"
9001	zippy Temple Grandin's dance instructor's carpe of mayonnaise	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Familiar Weight: +7, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9002	maroon padded codpiece of mayonnaise of courage of the sweet-tooth	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Resistance: +3, Candy Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9003	rock-hard Fonzie's troutsers of the cougar of the sewer	0		Moxie: +20, Experience (Moxie): +1, Damage Reduction: 5, Stench Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 0.5xPotato", Last Available: "2016-04"
9004	scandalous toasty Jim Carey's resourceful bass clarinet	0		Maximum MP: +50, Monster Level: +25, Hot Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9005	upside-down mirror greedy resourceful fish hatchet of dire peril of the sewer	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum MP: +50, Stench Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9006	extremely unsafe razor-sharp tunac of courage of Flo-Jo	0		Weapon Damage Percent: 125, Spooky Resistance: +3, Initiative: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9007	yellow fishin' pole	0		Last Available: "2016-04"
9008	super-ionized magnetized fuchsia huge wriggling worm	0		Effect: "Amorous Avarice", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2016-04"
9009	enchanted acceptable weak bottle of Fishhead 900-Day IPA	2	good	Effect: "Notably Lovely", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2016-04"
9010	magnetized extra-alkaline mirror high-test fishing line	0		Effect: "Fancy Feasted", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2016-04"
9011	therapeutic fishin' hat	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2016-04"
9012	tumbling Trout Fishing in Loathing	0		Skill: "Astute Angler", Last Available: "2016-04"
9013	twirling baleful sonar fishfinder	0		Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-04"
9014	luxury fly-tying workbench	0		Fishing Skill: +10, Last Available: "2016-04"
9015	tacklebox	0		Fishing Skill: +5, Last Available: "2016-04"
9016	disconnected intergnat	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-05"
9017	viral video	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9018	spinning internet point	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9019	meme generator	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9020	plus one	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9021	normal gallon of milk	3	good	Last Available: "2016-05"
9022	print screen button	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9023	blurry screencapped monster	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9024	daily dungeon malware	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9025	infinite BACON machine	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9026	spinning First Post shirt package	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9027	rosewater-soaked Oprah's Socratic First Post shirt - Cir Senam	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2016-05"
9028	high-speed upgrade	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2016-05"
9029	red mirror no spoon	0		
9030	stale pulsating star salad	3	decent	
9031	Thwaitgold moth statuette	0		
9032	spoiled bowl of Tastee-Wheet&trade;	3	crappy	
9033	tumbling Source terminal	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-06"
9034	wobbly Source essence	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9035	thick rotten browser cookie	5	crappy	Last Available: "2016-06"
9036	tolerable gray hacked gibson	4	good	Last Available: "2016-06"
9037	manspreader's Source shades	0		Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2016-06"
9038	software bug	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9039	missing semicolon	0		Familiar Weight: +11
9040	twirling Source terminal PRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9041	wobbly huge Source terminal GRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9042	Source terminal SPAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9043	Source terminal CRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9044	spinning Source terminal DRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9045	gray Source terminal TRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9046	skewed jittery Source terminal INGRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9047	Source terminal DIAGRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9048	Source terminal ASHRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9049	Source terminal SCRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9050	Source terminal TRIGRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9051	Source terminal file: substats.enh	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9052	Source terminal file: damage.enh	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9053	yellow Source terminal file: critical.enh	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9054	Source terminal file: protect.enq	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9055	tumbling Source terminal file: stats.enq	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9056	tumbling Source terminal file: compress.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9057	pulsating Source terminal file: duplicate.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9058	green Source terminal file: portscan.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9059	purple Source terminal file: turbo.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9060	Source terminal file: familiar.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9061	squat Source terminal file: pram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9062	Source terminal file: gram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9063	Source terminal file: spam.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9064	Source terminal file: cram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9065	Source terminal file: dram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9066	Source terminal file: tram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9067	cyan pill	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9068	horrifying Jack Frost's coward's occult plastic detective badge	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Monster Level: -20, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-07"
9069	yellow rock-hard baleful dance instructor's sage bronze detective badge	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spell Damage: +25, Damage Reduction: 5, Last Available: "2016-07"
9070	skewed Sherlock's Annie Oakley's hardy wicked detective badge	0		Spell Damage: +5, Maximum HP: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2016-07"
9071	wobbly Van der Graaf slick detective badge of the brute of the glutton	0		Moxie: +10, Muscle Percent: +30, Food Drop: +100, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2016-07"
9072	shaking cop dollar	0		Last Available: "2016-07"
9073	detective school application	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-07"
9074	bouncing toasty dance instructor's detective roscoe of terror	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Hot Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-07"
9075	non-aerosolized denatured shaking shoe gum	0		Effect: "Standard Cheer", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2016-07"
9076	veiny educational slick noir fedora	0		Moxie: +10, Experience: +1, Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2016-07"
9077	trench coat of doom of the detective of the cheetah	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +20, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2016-07"
9078	perfectly mixed triple-distilled jittery Falcon&trade; Maltese Liquor	7	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-07"
9079	stale low-calorie gray hardboiled egg	1	decent	Last Available: "2016-07"
9080	blurry detective tattoo	0		Last Available: "2016-07"
9081	DIY protonic accelerator kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-08"
9082	chilly Tesla clever deadly beefcake's protonic accelerator pack of Leguizamo	0		Muscle: +25, Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum MP: +20, Monster Level: +20, Cold Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shoot Ghost", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Trap Ghost", Last Available: "2016-08"
9083	almost-dead walkie-talkie	0		Last Available: "2016-08"
9084	cyan gravedigger's Adventurer bobblehead	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-11"
9085	cyan psychokinetic energy blob	0		Last Available: "2016-08"
9086	crafty steel-toed bindle	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2016-08"
9087	fleshy lump of wisdom of the sweet-tooth	0		Mysticality: +15, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2016-08"
9088	shaking electrified smoldering bagel punch of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2016-08"
9089	therapeutic ghostly reins of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-08"
9090	fireproof derringer	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2016-08"
9091	pulsating Mr. Screege's spectacles of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Drops Meat, Last Available: "2016-08"
9092	dog trainer's dangerous Spookyraven signet of chilblains	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Cold Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-08"
9093	Rosewater's tie-dyed fannypack of Calamity Jane	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-08"
9094	Newton's burnt snowpants of courage	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Spooky Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2016-08"
9095	olive Newton's standards and practices guide	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Censorious Lecture", Last Available: "2016-08"
9096	fireproof grievous experienced Carpathian longsword	0		Experience: +2, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2016-08"
9097	slick Liam's mail of vim and vigor of Flo-Jo	0		Moxie: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2016-08"
9098	Temple Grandin's curative beefy Unfortunato's foolscap	0		Muscle: +10, Familiar Weight: +7, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2016-08"
9099	Thwaitgold cockroach statuette	0		
9100	narrow rad	0		
9101	purification tablet	0		
9102	Wrist-Boy of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3
9103	jittery Dear Past Self Package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-09"
9104	Time-Spinner	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9105	compounded experience	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9106	Rad-B-Gone (1 lb.)	0		
9107	polymerized quadruple-chilled Rad-Pro (1 oz.)	0		Effect: "How to Scam Tourists", Effect Duration: 69
9108	lead umbrella	0		
9109	dry gray ghostly Shrieking Weasel holo-record	0		Effect: "On the Shoulders of Giants", Effect Duration: 60
9110	pickled wet Power-Guy 2000 holo-record	0		Effect: "Sugar High", Effect Duration: 65
9111	cold-filtered ghostly Lucky Strikes holo-record	0		Effect: "Weird Flavor", Effect Duration: 67
9112	dry polymerized EMD holo-record	0		Effect: "Human-Penguin Hybrid", Effect Duration: 64
9113	tarnished dry cyan Superdrifter holo-record	0		Effect: "Dreams and Lights", Effect Duration: 66
9114	alkaline pickled tumbling The Pigs holo-record	0		Effect: "Burning Hands", Effect Duration: 45
9115	galvanized Drunk Uncles holo-record	0		Effect: "Craft Tea", Effect Duration: 18
9116	time residue	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9117	spinning scandalous repaid diaper	0		Sleaze Damage: +5
9118	Riker's Search History	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9119	practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed Shot of Kardashian Gin	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-09"
9120	narrow Da Vinci's Unstable Pointy Ears	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-09"
9121	skewed spinning Memory Disk, Alpha	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9122	Tea, Earl Grey, Hot	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-09"
9123	School of Hard Knocks Diploma	0		
9124	red baby bark scorpion	0		
9125	wobbly droppable microphone	0		
9126	artisanal unidentified drink	3	EPIC	
9127	twirling scandalous steel-toed KoL Con 13 T-shirt	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Sleaze Damage: +5
9128	perfumed banded discarded swimming trunks	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Stench Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +5
9129	double-irradiated upside-down diluted makeup	0		Effect: "Rat-Faced", Effect Duration: 35
9130	unsweetened red charisma potion	0		Effect: "The Power of Positive Thinking", Effect Duration: 28
9131	upside-down extremely confusing manual	0		
9132	wobbly mansplainer's wholesome pistol	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Monster Level: +15
9133	KoL Con 13 snowglobe	0		Drops Items, Last Available: "2016-10"
9134	yummy low-calorie bouncing upside-down leftover pasty	1	awesome	
9135	acceptable distilled very whiskey	5	good	
9136	li'l orphan tot	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-10"
9137	jittery li'l knight costume	0		All Attributes: +15, Last Available: "2016-10"
9138	li'l unicorn costume	0		Adventures: +5, PvP Fights: +5, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9139	wobbly li'l candy corn costume	0		All Resistance: +5, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9140	li'l ninja costume	0		Item Drop: +150, Lasts Until Rollover, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9141	li'l pirate costume	0		Meat Drop: +300, Lasts Until Rollover, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9142	upside-down blurry li'l clown costume	0		Experience: +15, Lasts Until Rollover, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9143	li'l robot costume	0		Experience: +10, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9144	spinning li'l eyeball costume	0		Combat Rate: -10, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9145	blinking li'l liberty costume	0		Item Drop: +100, Meat Drop: +200, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9146	unsweetened quantum tumbling hoarded candy wad	0		Effect: "Favored by Lyle", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2016-10"
9147	adjusted deionized gray Prunets	0		Effect: "Vitamin-Maxed", Effect Duration: 21
9148	Twitching Television Tattoo	0		
9149	baby scorpion	0		Familiar Weight: +10
9150	vacuum-sealed narrow invisible string	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Effect: "Chain Chain Chains", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2016-10"
9151	ionized ghostly invisible seam ripper	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Effect: "Omphalotus Omnipresence", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2016-10"
9152	lime green li'l ghost costume	0		Initiative: +100, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9153	spoiled raw sweet potato	4	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9154	tiny delicious raw beans	1	awesome	Last Available: "2016-11"
9155	special spoiled fuchsia raw stuffing	3	crappy	Effect: "Stench Jellied", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2016-11"
9156	stale gigantic raw cranberry sauce	6	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9157	moldy fancy raw turkey	3	crappy	Effect: "Feline Ferocity", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2016-11"
9158	flavorless thick jittery blinking raw mincemeat	5	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9159	spoiled raw potato	4	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9160	rotten snack-sized raw gravy	2	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9161	tasty raw bread	3	awesome	Last Available: "2016-11"
9162	foul-smelling electrified mini-marshmallow dispenser	0		Stench Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2016-11"
9163	experienced beefy glass casserole dish of the blizzard	0		Muscle: +10, Experience: +2, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-11"
9164	shaking stuffing fluffer	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9165	spinning maroon Lo Pan's can opener of horror	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-11"
9166	modified tumbling jittery spinning turkey blaster	1		Last Available: "2016-11"
9167	occult glass pie plate of vim and vigor	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-11"
9168	fuchsia auspicious family-friendly potato masher	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2016-11"
9169	gravy boat	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9170	bread mold	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9171	half-sized tasty tumbling sweet potatoes	2	awesome	Last Available: "2016-11"
9172	bland bean casserole	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9173	miniature bland bouncing baked stuffing	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9174	moldy enchanted small cranberry cylinder	2	crappy	Effect: "Full of Wist", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2016-11"
9175	stale thanksgiving turkey	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9176	miniature decent mince pie	2	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9177	stale mashed potatoes	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9178	stale twirling warm gravy	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9179	bland jittery bread roll	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9180	half-sized toothsome leftovers	2	awesome	Last Available: "2016-11"
9181	fancy rotten immense leftovers sandwich	8	crappy	Effect: "Coal-Powered", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2016-11"
9182	olive Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror	0		Skill: "Eldritch Intellect"
9183	cornucopia	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9184	blue megacopia	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9185	pilgrim hat	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9186	huge packet of thanksgarden seeds	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9187	narrow cashew	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9188	skewed bomb of unknown origin	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9189	fuchsia Granny Tood's Thanksgarden Catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-11"
9190	eldritch effluvium	0		
9191	ionized boiled pickled eldritch concentrate	0		Effect: "Stregngth of the Gnome", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2016-11"
9192	aged eldritch extract	4	awesome	Last Available: "2016-11"
9193	executive flame-retardant Official Council Aide Pin	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2016-11"
9194	delicious eldritch distillate	3	awesome	Last Available: "2016-11"
9195	diluted shaking eldritch essence	1		Effect: "Super Vision", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2016-11"
9196	blurry auspicious Science Notebook	0		Item Drop: +10
9197	frosty rock-hard eldritch hat of the early riser	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2016-11"
9198	mansplainer's supercharged Da Vinci's eldritch pants	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2016-11"
9199	weak lousy eldritch elixir	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9200	forbidden supercool Quartet of Flare Masters Jacket	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-11", Rollover Effect Duration: 1
9201	green lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter	0		
9202	Adventurer's Kit	0		
9203	shaking red Build-a-City Gingerbread kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
9204	pulsating counterfeit city	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9205	wobbly sprinkles	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9206	The Gingerbread Vigilante's Handbook	0		Skill: "Licorice Rope", Last Available: "2016-12"
9207	huge wobbly ball and chain of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Sprinkle Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9208	candy dog collar	0		Sprinkle Drop: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9209	sharpshooter's gingerbread tophat	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9210	strapping gingerbread waistcoat	0		Muscle: +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9211	gingerbread trousers of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
9212	jittery Temple Grandin's electrified strapping candy dress shoes	0		Muscle: +5, Familiar Weight: +7, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9213	frightening Jim Carey's crafty candy necktie	0		Maximum MP: +10, Monster Level: +25, Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9214	greedy lion tamer's stiffened chocolate pocketwatch	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Experience (familiar): +2, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9215	wobbly broken chocolate pocketwatch	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9216	interesting clod of dirt	0		
9217	squat gingerbread restraining order	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9218	yellow sprinkle-begging cup	0		Sprinkle Drop: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
9219	decent super-sized animal part cracker	5	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9220	acceptable gingerbread wine	4	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9221	moldy skewed gingerbread mug	3	crappy	Last Available: "2016-12"
9222	forbidden gingerbread mask	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
9223	teal toasty cool gingerservo of courage	0		Moxie: +5, Hot Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9224	colloidal ghostly tainted icing	0		Effect: "Salamander In Your Stomach", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2016-12"
9225	gingerbeard of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9226	gingerbread smartphone	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9227	lightning-fast gingerbread hoodie of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Initiative: +40, Sprinkle Drop: +15, Last Available: "2016-12"
9228	squat Herculean slick gingerbread pistol	0		Moxie: +10, Experience (Muscle): +1, Last Available: "2016-12"
9229	frightening experienced marzipan briefcase	0		Experience: +2, Spooky Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9230	wholesome creme brulee torch	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9231	auspicious candy crowbar	0		Item Drop: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9232	Lo Pan's MacGyver's candy screwdriver	0		Maximum MP: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2016-12"
9233	ghostly gingerbread dog treat	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9234	pumpkin spice candle of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9235	ionized diffused huge gingerbread spice latte	0		Effect: "Booing Radly", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2016-12"
9236	lightning-fast boxer's gingerbread gavel	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2016-12"
9237	gingerbread cigarette	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9238	gray gingerbread moneybag	0		Sprinkle Drop: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9239	tolerable strong skewed ginger beer	5	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9240	spinning spare chocolate parts	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9241	deionized cold-filtered industrial frosting	0		Effect: "The Halls of Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2016-12"
9242	flattened fake cocktail	0		Effect: "The Halls of Mysticality", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2016-12"
9243	perfectly mixed high-end ginger wine	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-12"
9244	asbestos-lined plastic bad vibe	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9245	perfumed plastic angry vikings	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9246	asbestos-lined plastic Knows About Chakras	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9247	lion tamer's plastic Your Brain	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2016-12"
9248	perfumed plastic Krampus	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9249	diffused Inner Wisdom	0		Effect: "Ticking Clock", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2016-12"
9250	adjusted Inner Strength	0		Effect: "Creepypasted", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2016-12"
9251	flattened narrow Inner Truth	0		Effect: "Dreadful Chill", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2016-12"
9252	bland cyan blurry pulsating spiritual candy cane	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
9253	practically non-alcoholic bad spinning spiritual eggnog	1	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
9254	adequate blinking spiritual fruitcake	4	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9255	flavorless spiritual gingerbread	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
9256	wobbly chocolate puppy	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9257	shaking chocolate leash	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9258	ghostly shaking My Life of Crime, a Memoir	0		Skill: "Gingerbread Mob Hit", Last Available: "2016-12"
9259	bouncing Pop Art: a Guide	0		Skill: "Fifteen Minutes of Flame", Last Available: "2016-12"
9260	No Hats as Art	0		Skill: "Ceci N'Est Pas Un Chapeau", Last Available: "2016-12"
9261	Rethinking Candy	0		Skill: "Sweet Synthesis", Last Available: "2016-12"
9262	blurry fruit-leather negatives	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9263	gingerbread blackmail photos	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9264	briefcase full of sprinkles	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9265	huge teethpick	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9266	extra-Vulcanized blurry rock candy	0		Effect: "Reedy Pipes", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2016-12"
9267	toothsome olive green-iced sweet roll	4	awesome	Last Available: "2016-12"
9268	sugar raygun	0		Sprinkle Drop: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
9269	shaking chocolate sculpture	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9270	no hat	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9271	blinking chakra sludge	0		
9272	olive negative lump	0		
9273	sage beefcake's Third Eye	0		Muscle: +25, Mysticality Percent: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9274	smelly Krampus Horn of the cheetah	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9275	normal hambrosier	3	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9276	mediocre huge chakra-mental wine	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
9277	super-diffused chakra malt	0		Effect: "Deep-Seated Rage", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2016-12"
9278	flavorless small Black Angus blackburger	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
9279	bad high-proof ghostly brandy	9	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
9280	vacuum-sealed mirror potion of spiritual gunkifying	0		Effect: "Mana Tea", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2016-12"
9281	shaking gravedigger's Rosewater's bad vibroknife	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9282	spinning crystal belt buckle of Calamity Jane of the scaredy-cat	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2016-12"
9283	knitted Fonzie's saffron antaravasaka	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2016-12"
9284	smartaleck's saffron uttarasanga of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Moxie Percent: +30, Last Available: "2016-12"
9285	Lump-Stacking for Beginners	0		Skill: "Stack Lumps", Last Available: "2016-12"
9286	eternal knot tattoo	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9287	pet bad vibe	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9288	wobbly gallstone	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9289	hardened stiffened occult Uncle Crimbo's hat	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Damage Reduction: 4, Last Available: "2016-12", Rollover Effect Duration: 100
9290	moldy Eldritch snap	4	crappy	Last Available: "2017-01"
9291	compressed purple hot jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9292	mixed jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9293	pickled squat jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9294	modified sleaze jelly	1		Effect: "Musky", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2017-01"
9295	twisted shaking fuchsia stench jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9296	tumbling space planula	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-01"
9297	enchanted spoiled toast with hot jelly	3	crappy	Effect: "Dragged Through the Coals", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2017-01"
9298	rotten gigantic toast with jelly	9	crappy	Last Available: "2017-01"
9299	special adequate tiny toast with jelly	1	good	Effect: "Amorphous Cheer", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2017-01"
9300	fancy rotten green toast with sleaze jelly	4	crappy	Effect: "Cotton Mouthed", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2017-01"
9301	decent toast with stench jelly	4	good	Last Available: "2017-01"
9302	squat space jellybicycle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9303	skewed hopeful candle	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-01"
9304	purple pewter candlestick	0		Familiar Weight: +10
9305	shaking zippy rosewater-soaked wax hand	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2017-01"
9306	candle of the wise owl of Tarzan	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience (Muscle): +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-01"
9307	small rotten wax pancake	2	crappy	Last Available: "2017-01"
9308	scandalous frightening wax face	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2017-01"
9309	fancy mediocre wax booze	4	decent	Effect: "Helvella Health", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2017-01"
9310	glob of melted wax	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
9311	diluted bouncing sea jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9312	tiny toothsome maroon sea truffle	1	awesome	Last Available: "2017-01"
9313	tarnished luggage key	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
9314	crushed steamer trunk	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
9315	knitted recovered cufflinks	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-01"
9316	blurry heart-shaped crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-02"
9317	deionized skewed LOV Elixir #3	0		Effect: "Angry Bone", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2017-02"
9318	chilled activated LOV Elixir #6	0		Effect: "Weasels Underfoot", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2017-02"
9319	ionized lime green LOV Elixir #9	0		Effect: "Mathematically Precise", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2017-02"
9320	bouncing upside-down inspector's ribald LOV Eardigan of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Sleaze Damage: +10, Item Drop: +15, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-02"
9321	Lo Pan's medical-grade LOV Epaulettes of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Spell Critical Percent: +30, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-02"
9322	greedy lion tamer's dangerous LOV Earrings	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Experience (familiar): +2, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-02"
9323	huge LOV Enamorang	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9324	shaking cyan LOV Emotionizer	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9325	blue LOV Extraterrestrial Chocolate	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9326	powdered squat green LOV Echinacea Bouquet	1		Last Available: "2017-02"
9327	squat Lo Pan's LOV Elephant	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2017-02"
9328	blurry Oprah's eldritch scanner	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2017-02"
9329	energized red eldritch alignment spray	0		Effect: "Dreadful Sheen", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2017-02"
9330	mirror LOV Entrance Pass	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9331	Sherlock's Jack Frost's quilted eldritch hammer	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2017-01"
9332	moldy tumbling eldritch mushroom	3	crappy	Last Available: "2017-03"
9333	upside-down eldritch ichor	0		
9334	big moldy eldritch mushroom pizza	5	crappy	Last Available: "2017-03"
9335	eldritch tincture	0		Skill: "Evoke Eldritch Horror", Last Available: "2017-02"
9336	twirling eldritch tincture (depleted)	0		Skill: "Evoke Eldritch Horror", Last Available: "2017-02"
9337	diffused gray eldritch rub	0		Effect: "Neuroplastici Tea", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2017-02"
9338	jittery spinning HP-35 Calculator	0		
9339	Silver HP-35 Calculator	0		
9340	Golden HP-35 Calculator	0		
9341	Platinum HP-35 Calculator	0		
9342	narrow Diamond HP-35 Calculator	0		
9343	bottlecap	0		
9344	discarded button	0		
9345	spinning Gummi-Memory	0		
9346	Thwaitgold amoeba statuette	0		
9347	pickled grasshopper	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9348	bottle of an&iacute;s	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9349	bottle of novelty hot sauce	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9350	lime green jittery elemental sugarcube	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9351	peppermint sprig	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9352	gray bottle of clam juice	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9353	cocktail mushroom	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9354	ghostly shot of granola liqueur	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9355	blue can of cherry-flavored sterno	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9356	bouncing ghostly lump of ichor	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9357	bottle of gregnadigne	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9358	bottle of Cr&egrave;me de Fugu	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9359	skewed baby oil shooter	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9360	fish head	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9361	ghostly bouncing limepatch	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9362	purple blinking pile of dirt	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9363	slime shooter	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9364	imaginary lemon	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9365	perfectly mixed tumbling upside-down literal grasshopper	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9366	practically non-alcoholic bad huge double entendre	1	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9367	lousy Phlegethon	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9368	mediocre Siberian sunrise	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9369	bad boozy mentholated wine	5	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9370	watered-down artisanal low tide martini	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9371	tolerable shroomtini	3	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9372	mediocre morning dew	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9373	drinkable blurry whiskey squeeze	4	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9374	lousy spirit-forward great fashioned	5	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9375	mediocre skewed Gnomish sagngria	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9376	tolerable vodka stinger	3	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9377	enchanted tolerable extremely slippery nipple	4	good	Effect: "Patched In", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2017-03"
9378	artisanal piscatini	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9379	lousy Churchill	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9380	delicious mirror soilzerac	4	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9381	weak lousy London frog	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9382	mediocre practically non-alcoholic nothingtini	1	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9383	bad weak eighth plague	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9384	smooth fuchsia single entendre	3	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9385	acceptable irresponsibly strong special reverse Tantalus	8	good	Effect: "Shot in the Arse", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2017-03"
9386	delicious olive elemental caipiroska	3	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9387	delicious Feliz Navidad	3	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9388	artisanal practically non-alcoholic spinning Bloody Nora	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9389	perfectly mixed practically non-alcoholic moreltini	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9390	artisanal narrow hell in a bucket	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9391	practically non-alcoholic acceptable Newark	1	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9392	acceptable R'lyeh	3	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9393	triple-distilled tolerable jittery Gnollish sangria	10	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9394	delicious vodka barracuda	3	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9395	practically non-alcoholic hand-crafted pulsating Mysterious Island iced tea	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9396	practically non-alcoholic artisanal drive-by shooting	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9397	special bad mirror gunner's daughter	3	decent	Effect: "Held Closer", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2017-03"
9398	watered-down hand-crafted twirling dirt julep	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9399	perfectly mixed Simepore slime	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9400	drinkable Phil Collins	4	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9401	cyan wobbly unpowered Robortender	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-03"
9402	toggle switch (Bartend)	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9403	toggle switch (Bounce)	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Robortender"
9404	shaking Spacegate access badge	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-04"
9405	filter helmet	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9406	exo-servo leg braces	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9407	jittery rad cloak	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9408	gate transceiver	0		Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9409	high-friction boots	0		Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9410	Spacegate Research	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9411	alien rock sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9412	alien gemstone	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9413	geological sample kit	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9414	botanical sample kit	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9415	yummy edible alien plant bit	3	awesome	Last Available: "2017-04"
9416	alien plant fibers	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9417	alien plant sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9418	jittery complex alien plant sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9419	fascinating alien plant sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9420	mixed blinking alien plant goo	1		Last Available: "2017-04"
9421	jittery alien plant pod	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9422	ghostly zoological sample kit	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9423	tasty half-sized alien meat	2	awesome	Last Available: "2017-04"
9424	fuchsia alien toenails	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9425	alien zoological sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9426	complex alien zoological sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9427	fuchsia fascinating alien zoological sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9428	powdered alien animal goo	1		Last Available: "2017-04"
9429	alien animal milk	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9430	narrow spant egg casing	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9431	twirling mirror murderbot data core	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9432	oxidized alien medicine	0		Effect: "Goldentongue", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2017-04"
9433	moldy alien salad	4	crappy	Last Available: "2017-04"
9434	bad squat pulsating alien booze	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-04"
9435	fireproof curative alien mask of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Hot Resistance: +3, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2017-04"
9436	banded boxer's alien spear of James Dean	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Experience (Moxie): +3, Damage Absorption: +100, Last Available: "2017-04"
9437	flame-wreathed Jim Carey's razor-sharp alien blowgun	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Monster Level: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2017-04"
9438	supercharged alien loincloth of the empath of doom	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Familiar Weight: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2017-04"
9439	flame-retardant curative alien totem of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Hot Resistance: +1, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2017-04"
9440	Jim Carey's crafty alien necklace of the early riser	0		Maximum MP: +10, Monster Level: +25, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2017-04"
9441	spant chitin	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9442	spant tendon	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9443	narrow shaking ribald spants of the businessman	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2017-04"
9444	greedy brawny spant shield	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2017-04"
9445	purple greasy thinker's spant shoulderpads	0		Mysticality: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04"
9446	savvy spant backplate of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Mysticality Percent: +20, Last Available: "2017-04"
9447	purple auspicious spant spear of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2017-04"
9448	murderbot power cell	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9449	blurry murderbot component casing	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9450	blinking murderbot monofilament	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9451	double-pressed ionized murderbot shield unit	0		Effect: "Superioreo", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2017-04"
9452	murderbot live wire	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9453	up-at-dawn murderbot mask of the brute of the empath	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Familiar Weight: +5, Adventures: +5, Avatar: "Murderbot", Last Available: "2017-04"
9454	improved murderbot spring injector	0		Effect: "Gleaming White Teeth", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2017-04"
9455	huge ruddy murderbot whip of courage	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2017-04"
9456	coward's quilted murderbot plasma rifle	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Monster Level: -20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "EXTERMINATE SPANT", Last Available: "2017-04"
9457	skewed murderbot memory chip	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9458	space pirate treasure map	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9459	Space Pirate Astrogation Handbook	0		Skill: "Quantum Movement", Last Available: "2017-04"
9460	Non-Euclidean Finance	0		Skill: "5-D Earning Potential", Last Available: "2017-04"
9461	blinking Peek-a-Boo!	0		Skill: "Object Quasi-Permanence", Last Available: "2017-04"
9462	Procrastinator locker key	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9463	Space Baby children's book	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9464	twirling Space Baby bawbaw	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9465	Spacegate	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9466	normal Aldebaran sardines	3	good	Last Available: "2017-04"
9467	high-proof acceptable mirror Centauri fish wine	8	good	Last Available: "2017-04"
9468	boiled wobbly squat oxygen	1		Last Available: "2017-04"
9469	jittery wool slick Spacegate scientist's insignia	0		Moxie: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04", Rollover Effect Duration: 30
9470	smelly dangerous Spacegate military insignia	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04", Rollover Effect Duration: 30
9471	huge electrified sage Spacegate diplomat's insignia of terror	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04"
9472	squat Spacegate emergency disintegrator	0		Skill: "Disintegrate", Last Available: "2017-04"
9473	Spacegate Initiative tattoo unit	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9474	flavorless alien sandwich	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-04"
9475	glitched malware	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
9476	concentrated wet Spant eggs	0		Effect: "Deadly Flashing Blade", Effect Duration: 29
9477	Spacegate (open)	0		Lasts Until Rollover
9478	New-You Club Membership Form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-05"
9479	polarized bouncing Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting	0		Effect: "Perception", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2017-05"
9480	polymerized chilled tumbling Daily Affirmation: Think Win-Lose	0		Effect: "Violent Night", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2017-05"
9481	vacuum-sealed Daily Affirmation: Be Superficially interested	0		Effect: "You Can Really Taste the Dormouse", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2017-05"
9482	non-magnetized activated green Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually	0		Effect: "Singer's Faithful Ocelot", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2017-05"
9483	anodized moist Daily Affirmation: Be a Mind Master	0		Effect: "All Fired Up", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2017-05"
9484	quadruple-irradiated modified pressed Daily Affirmation: Work For Hours a Week	0		Effect: "Demonic Flavor", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2017-05"
9485	double-oxidized purple Daily Affirmation: Keep Free Hate in your Heart	0		Effect: "Neuromancy", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2017-05"
9486	snack-sized rotten narrow Affirmation Cookie	2	crappy	Last Available: "2017-05"
9487	License To Kill	0		
9488	Thwaitgold bug statuette	0		
9489	Victor's Spoils	0		
9490	electrified upside-down Threatening Missive	0		Effect: "Red-Shirted Escort", Effect Duration: 23
9491	Targeted Plague Vector	0		
9492	suspicious package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-06"
9493	Usain Bolt's boxer's Kremlin's Greatest Briefcase of Calamity Jane	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Initiative: +80, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "KGB tranquilizer dart", Last Available: "2017-06"
9494	hand-crafted watered-down basic martini	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-06"
9495	lousy improved martini	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-06"
9496	perfectly mixed watered-down splendid martini	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-06"
9497	exploding cigar	0		Last Available: "2017-06"
9498	can of Minions-Be-Gone	0		Last Available: "2017-06"
9499	tattoo gun	0		Last Available: "2017-06"
9500	gun	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-06"
9501	skewed gum	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-06"
9502	huge fireproof mansplainer's plastic gundam of Flo-Jo	0		Monster Level: +15, Hot Resistance: +3, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2017-06"
9503	License to Chill	0		Last Available: "2017-07"
9504	Celsius 233	0		Skill: "Eternal Flame", Last Available: "2017-06"
9505	Celsius 233 (singed)	0		Skill: "Eternal Flame", Last Available: "2017-06"
9506	Lazenby's Life Lesson	0		Free Pull
9507	twirling LI-11 Motor Pool voucher	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-07"
9508	Asdon Martin keyfob (on ring)	0		Last Available: "2017-07"
9509	yellow L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate	0		
9510	bouncing Dust bunny	0		
9511	spinning Pocket Meteor Guide	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9512	Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed)	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9513	Meteorite-Ade	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9514	immense decent meteoreo	8	good	Last Available: "2017-08"
9515	bad fancy practically non-alcoholic meadeorite	1	decent	Effect: "Souper Vengeful", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2017-08"
9516	meteoroid	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9517	narrow Sherlock's quilted meteortarboard of the empath	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2017-08"
9518	jittery skewed Da Vinci's educational meteorite guard of the bloodbag	0		Experience: +1, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2017-08"
9519	narrow banded arcane researcher's meteorb	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Damage Absorption: +100, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Hot", Last Available: "2017-08"
9520	upside-down Jack Frost's electrified asteroid belt	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-08"
9521	banded padded meteorthopedic shoes of the blizzard	0		Damage Absorption: 120, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-08"
9522	tumbling lion tamer's Newton's shooting morning star of the early riser	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Experience (familiar): +2, Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-08"
9523	meteoroid	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9524	meteor shower cap	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9525	Thwaitgold time fly statuette	0		
9526	shaking purple perfectly fair coin	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9527	narrow Horsery contract	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-08"
9528	cyan corked genie bottle	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-09"
9529	genie bottle	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9530	brawny blessed rustproof +2 gray dragon scale mail of temperance of Flo-Jo	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2023-09"
9531	pony: Dusk Shiny	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9532	pony: Shutterfly	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9533	pony: Pearjack	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9534	pony: Uniquity	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9535	gray pony: Rosey Cake	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9536	pony: Spectrum Dash	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9537	pocket wish	0		Last Available: "2023-09"
9538	shaking dropped scrap of paper	0		
9539	hunk of granite	0		
9540	skewed pulsating shovelful of dirt	0		
9541	xo-skeleton-in-a-box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-10"
9542	exo-xo-skeleton-skeleton	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9543	X	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9544	spinning O	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9545	perfectly mixed weak jittery DUFRESNE Suds	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-09"
9546	cyan studded Socratic mafia pinky ring	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Damage Absorption: +80, Single Equip
9547	perfectly mixed flask of port	4	EPIC	
9548	dog trainer's deadly contract enforcement stick	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Experience (familiar): +1
9549	big stale Hide-rox&trade; cookie	5	decent	Last Available: "2017-10"
9550	tolerable special spinning jug of booze	3	good	Effect: "Super-Mega-Ultra-Charged", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2017-10"
9551	anodized tumbling blue pair of candy glasses	0		Effect: "Using Protection", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2017-10"
9552	polarized ionized red temporary X tattoos	0		Effect: "All Glory To the Toad", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2017-10"
9553	mixed wobbly glyph of athleticism	1		Last Available: "2017-10"
9554	gray pair of scissors	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9555	magnetized new habit	0		Effect: "Hair on Your Chest", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2017-10"
9556	bridge truss	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9557	sizzling careful pearl necklace of the sweet-tooth	0		Monster Level: -10, Hot Damage: +10, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-10"
9558	wobbly amorphous blob	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9559	teal X	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9560	spinning O	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9561	blurry amorphous blob	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9562	razor-sharp Socratic cool weightlifter's protection stick	0		Muscle: +15, Moxie: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Weapon Damage Percent: +25
9563	polymerized activated twirling roll of meat	0		Effect: "Sugar High", Effect Duration: 60
9564	censurious strapping mafia thumb ring	0		Muscle: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip
9565	adjusted quadruple-liquefied cocoa chondrule	0		Effect: "You Know What's Up", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2020-09"
9566	blinking wool greasy mafia middle finger ring	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Show them your ring"
9567	rock-hard stylish steel drivin' hammer of the bloodbag of courage	0		Moxie: +25, Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum HP: +100, Spooky Resistance: +3
9568	tumbling piece of steel	0		
9569	mirror asbestos-lined Rosewater's mafia pointer finger ring	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Drops Meat
9570	rosewater-soaked worksite credentials	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip
9571	blue aromatic nippy chaotic negotiatin' hammer of courage	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +1
9572	upside-down pantogram	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-11"
9573	pantogram	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9574	pantogram pants	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-11"
9575	family-friendly Annie Oakley's mafia wedding ring	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip
9576	hardened mafia organizer badge	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Single Equip
9577	mafia filofax	0		
9578	transparent nog	1	good	Last Available: "2017-12"
9579	bite-sized stale unfinished fruitcake	1	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9580	super-electrified liquefied and cracker	0		Effect: "Held Closer", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2017-12"
9581	mediocre practically non-alcoholic squat neg grog	1	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9582	diet flavorless half double fruitcake	1	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9583	super-sized decent hushed puppy	5	good	Last Available: "2017-12"
9584	spoiled jumbo muffled muffuletta	5	crappy	Last Available: "2017-12"
9585	adequate shushed potatoes	4	good	Last Available: "2017-12"
9586	veiny plastic mime functionary	0		Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2017-12"
9587	olive electrified plastic mime scientist	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2017-12"
9588	mansplainer's plastic mime soldier	0		Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2017-12"
9589	manspreader's plastic mime executive	0		Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2017-12"
9590	mansplainer's plastic The Silent Nightmare	0		Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2017-12"
9591	yellow locked mumming trunk	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-12"
9592	mumming trunk	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9593	temperance whiskey	1	crappy	Last Available: "2017-11"
9594	diffused wishbone	0		Effect: "Chief Executive Optimism", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2017-11"
9595	tolerable shaking Racisto Ruidoso	4	good	Last Available: "2017-11"
9596	red earthenware muffin tin	0		
9597	immense flavorless jittery bran muffin	9	decent	
9598	bland blueberry muffin	3	decent	
9599	skewed silent A	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9600	fuchsia silent B	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9601	silent C	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9602	silent D	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9603	gray silent E	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9604	blurry shaking silent F	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9605	silent G	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9606	silent H	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9607	twirling silent I	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9608	silent J	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9609	silent K	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9610	silent L	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9611	silent M	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9612	red ghostly silent N	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9613	silent O	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9614	silent P	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9615	silent Q	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9616	silent R	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9617	silent S	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9618	silent T	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9619	blinking silent U	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9620	olive silent V	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9621	silent W	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9622	silent X	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9623	pulsating silent Y	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9624	blurry squat silent Z	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9625	crystalline cheer	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9626	jittery anti-earplugs	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9627	blurry warehouse key	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9628	gray mime pocket probe	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9629	smooth wobbly stale cheer wine	3	awesome	Last Available: "2017-12"
9630	bite-sized bland lime green stale Cheer-E-Os	1	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9631	cheer-o-gram	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9632	Sinatra's cheerful antler hat of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Experience (Moxie): +5, Last Available: "2017-12"
9633	ghostly lard-coated healthy cheerful Crimbo sweater	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2017-12"
9634	shaking twirling family-friendly cheerful pajama pants of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2017-12"
9635	spinning The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1	0		Skill: "Silent Hunter", Last Available: "2017-12"
9636	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Hunter", Last Available: "2017-12"
9637	mirror The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2	0		Skill: "Quiet Determination", Last Available: "2017-12"
9638	olive skewed The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used)	0		Skill: "Quiet Determination", Last Available: "2017-12"
9639	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3	0		Skill: "Quiet Judgement", Last Available: "2017-12"
9640	upside-down The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used)	0		Skill: "Quiet Judgement", Last Available: "2017-12"
9641	blinking The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4	0		Skill: "Silent Treatment", Last Available: "2017-12"
9642	squat The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Treatment", Last Available: "2017-12"
9643	narrow The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5	0		Skill: "Silent Knife", Last Available: "2017-12"
9644	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Knife", Last Available: "2017-12"
9645	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6	0		Skill: "Quiet Desperation", Last Available: "2017-12"
9646	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used)	0		Skill: "Quiet Desperation", Last Available: "2017-12"
9647	mime eraser	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9648	tolerable skewed executive mime flask	3	good	Last Available: "2017-12"
9649	adequate diet maroon nega-mushroom	1	good	Last Available: "2017-12"
9650	bad nega-mushroom wine	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9651	concentrated adjusted red Cheer-Up soda	0		Effect: "Gutterminded", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2017-12"
9652	flavorless mime army rations	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9653	drinkable shaking mime army wine	4	good	Last Available: "2017-12"
9654	denatured bouncing mime army superserum	1		Last Available: "2017-12"
9655	unsweetened mime army camouflage kit	0		Effect: "Gobliny Flavor", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2017-12"
9656	mansplainer's miming beret of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2017-12"
9657	MacGyver's wizardly miming shirt	0		Mysticality: +25, Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2017-12"
9658	clever energetic miming corduroys	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2017-12"
9659	aromatic brawny miming boots	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9660	bouncing blurry hardened miming gloves of the businessman	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9661	ghostly God Lobster Egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-05"
9662	skewed donated booze	0		
9663	blurry donated food	0		
9664	donated candy	0		
9665	triple-enhanced energized pickled jittery cyan digital honeypot	0		Effect: "Grape Expectations", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2025-12"
9666	pulsating bouncing mime-proof sunglasses	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9667	gravedigger's mime army insignia (infantry)	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12", Stat Tuning: "Muscle (all)"
9668	auspicious mime army insignia (intelligence)	0		Item Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12", Stat Tuning: "Mysticality (all)"
9669	tumbling smelly mime army insignia (espionage)	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12", Stat Tuning: "Moxie (all)"
9670	mime army insignia (pyrotechnics)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9671	green mime army insignia (cryonics)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9672	mime army insignia (psychological warfare)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9673	mime army insignia (sanitation)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9674	mime army insignia (morale)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9675	studded fortified mime army infiltration glove	0		Damage Absorption: 140, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9676	mime army shotglass	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9677	mime army challenge coin	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9678	ghostly blinking cheer extractor	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9679	kerosene-soaked skip	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-12"
9680	fireproof skip lid	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9681	stale extra-toasted half sandwich	3	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
9682	drinkable mulled hobo wine	4	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
9683	spinning burning newspaper	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
9684	shaking smelly friendly burning paper hat of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Weight: +3, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9685	spinning coward's personal trainer's burning cape of doom	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Monster Level: -20, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9686	reassuring knitted rosy-cheeked burning paper slippers	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Cold Resistance: +3, Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9687	stiffened wizardly burning paper jorts of the storm	0		Mysticality: +25, Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9688	stanky fortified burning paper crane of Leguizamo	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Monster Level: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9689	spinning jittery January's Garbage Tote (unopened)	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-01"
9690	January's Garbage Tote	0		Last Available: "2018-01"
9691	deceased crimbo tree	0		Breakable, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9692	deadly Sinatra's broken champagne bottle	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Weapon Damage: +5, Breakable, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9693	spinning perfumed beefy tinsel tights	0		Muscle: +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9694	squat fireproof boxer's wad of used tape of the pedagogue	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Experience: +3, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9695	pulsating fireproof nippy Jim Carey's silent nightlight of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Monster Level: +25, Cold Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Rollover Effect Duration: 50
9696	nitrogenated Vulcanized bouncing sweetened reindeer fat	0		Effect: "Infernal Thirst", Effect Duration: 40
9697	dry frozen Good 'n' Quiet	0		Effect: "Lemony Goodness", Effect Duration: 40
9698	improved modified olive mirror pulsating hot button candy	0		Effect: "Slimy Hands", Effect Duration: 42
9699	greasy crafty makeshift garbage shirt of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Maximum MP: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Breakable, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9700	frosty dog trainer's novelty monorail ticket	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Rollover Effect Duration: 100
9701	modified bouncing pills	1		Effect: "Warm Belly", Effect Duration: 25
9702	modified furry pill	1		Effect: "Sourpuss", Effect Duration: 30
9703	diluted pulsating huge beefy pill	1		
9704	twisted mirror excitement pill	1		
9705	compressed shaking vitamin G pill	1		
9706	diluted lucky-ish pill	1		
9707	altered blurry tumbling dieting pill	1		
9712	blinking Clan Carnival Game	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-02"
9713	How To Get Bigger Without Really Trying	0		Skill: "Get Big", Last Available: "2018-02"
9714	Illustrated Mating Rituals of the Gallapagos	0		Skill: "Gallapagosian Mating Call", Last Available: "2018-02"
9715	Convincing People You Can See The Future	0		Skill: "Inscrutable Gaze", Last Available: "2018-02"
9716	skewed Love Potions and the Wizards who Mix Them	0		Skill: "Love Mixology", Last Available: "2018-02"
9717	upside-down They'll Love You In Rhinestones	0		Skill: "Acquire Rhinestones", Last Available: "2018-02"
9718	Silly Little Love Song	0		Skill: "Paul's Passionate Pop Song", Last Available: "2018-02"
9719	fuchsia frosty genie's turbane of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-02"
9720	personal trainer's genie's scimitar of the overflowing toilet	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2018-02"
9721	extremely unsafe genie's pants of the overflowing toilet	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2018-02"
9722	Usain Bolt's genie's bracers of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2018-02"
9723	psychic's circlet of the ox of terror	0		Muscle: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-02"
9724	psychic's crystal ball of Gandalf of extreme caution	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2018-02"
9725	frosty psychic's pslacks of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-02"
9726	twirling electrified stiffened psychic's amulet	0		Damage Reduction: 1, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2018-02"
9727	normal blue heart-shaped candy whetstone	3	good	Last Available: "2018-02"
9728	tiny decent Swedish massage fish	1	good	Last Available: "2018-02"
9729	watered-down delicious twirling Third Base	2	awesome	Last Available: "2018-02"
9730	aged fuchsia Bustle Hustler	4	awesome	Last Available: "2018-02"
9731	nitrogenated bouncing Fabiotion	0		Effect: "20-20 Second Sight", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2018-02"
9732	corrupted wobbly Bettie page	0		Effect: "On a Roll", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2018-02"
9733	wet flattened tonic o' Banderas	0		Effect: "Jacked In", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2018-02"
9734	frozen denatured heather graham cracker	0		Effect: "Work For Hours a Week", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2018-02"
9735	Lolsipop	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9736	shaking heart cozy	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9737	eaves droppers	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9738	personal graffiti kit	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9739	blinking Mysterious Red Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9740	Mysterious Green Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9741	Mysterious Blue Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9742	maroon Mysterious Black Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9743	cold-filtered blinking rainbow jellybean	0		Effect: "Human-Elemental Hybrid", Effect Duration: 54
9744	Vulcanized jittery gray mystery lollipop	0		Effect: "Vital", Effect Duration: 44
9745	Love Potion #0	0		Effect: "Tainted Love Potion", Effect Duration: 20
9746	nitrogenated cold-filtered rhinestone	0		Effect: "Go Get 'Em, Tiger!", Effect Duration: 32
9747	blinking 1,960 pok&eacute;dollar bill	0		
9748	tumbling metandienone	0		
9749	riboflavin	0		
9750	cyan bronze	0		
9751	wobbly piracetam	0		
9752	ultracalcium	0		
9753	blinking ginseng	0		
9754	blinking boxer's Team Avarice cap	0		Muscle Percent: +10
9755	Team Sloth cap of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7
9756	Van der Graaf Team Wrath cap	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
9757	rock-hard Mu cap	0		Damage Reduction: 5
9758	red Thwaitgold metabug statuette	0		
9759	narrow skewed Pok&eacute;fam Guide to Capturing All of Them	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-03"
9760	mirror packet of tall grass seeds	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9761	Pok&eacute;-Gro fertilizer	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9762	Globmule	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9763	Bluzzard	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9764	spinning Faux	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9765	Sledgehamster	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9766	Pimpsqueak	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9767	Pillowbug	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9768	Dressage	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9769	Sequestrian	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9770	Carpricorn	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9771	pulsating Turpin	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9772	Morphan	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9773	blurry Cycloney	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9774	twirling Peaclock	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9775	squat Turtive	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9776	Lepardner	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9777	lime green Aiolion	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9778	pulsating Waifuton	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9779	ghostly upside-down Gorillape	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9780	Wendtigo	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9781	Snoutlet	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9782	Ruffalo	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9783	Vaporpoise	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9784	Ghosprey	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9785	lime green Straypler	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9786	upside-down Flan	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9787	Mustardigrade	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9788	spinning Ched	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9789	ghostly maroon Gazelleton	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9790	Mechamelion	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9791	upside-down Bicycle	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9792	mirror Vamprey	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9793	teal Wullabye	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9794	upside-down Nursine	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9795	Cantelope	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9796	green Ungulant	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9797	Caramel	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9798	Oppossum	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9799	Amanitee	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9800	Smashmoth	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9801	red Vulgure	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9802	Squib	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9803	Trafikoan	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9804	Slotter	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9805	blurry pulsating Shudder	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9806	Glamare	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9807	Unspeakachu	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9808	Stooper	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9809	Disgeist	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9810	Bowlet	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9811	Cornbeefadon	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9812	Mu	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9813	Glum berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9814	cyan upside-down Egnaro berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9815	Sitrep berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9816	mirror Nadsat berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9817	ghostly Jamocha berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9818	ghostly lime green Tapioc berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9819	blinking Snarf berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9820	jittery Keese berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9821	shaking luck incense	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Item Drop: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9822	shell bell	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9823	muscle band	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9824	amulet coin	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9825	razor fang	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9826	teal smoke ball	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9827	rocket	0		
9828	dehydrated maroon magnificent oyster egg	1		Effect: "Newt Gets In Your Eyes", Effect Duration: 30
9829	dehydrated green brilliant oyster egg	1		
9830	powdered pulsating spinning glistening oyster egg	1		Effect: "Starry-Eyed", Effect Duration: 35
9831	modified tumbling red scintillating oyster egg	1		
9832	altered pearlescent oyster egg	1		
9833	dehydrated lustrous oyster egg	1		
9834	twisted gleaming oyster egg	1		
9835	FantasyRealm membership packet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-04"
9836	squat FantasyRealm guest pass	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9837	jittery chilly FantasyRealm G. E. M. of the empath of the early riser	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Cold Damage: +5, Adventures: +7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9838	bouncing Rubee&trade;	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9839	FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2018-04"
9840	FantasyRealm Mage's Hat of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-04"
9841	Jack Frost's FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2018-04"
9842	lump of bauxite	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
9843	maroon Jack Frost's studded Newton's &quot;Remember the Trees&quot; Shirt	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Damage Absorption: +80, Cold Spell Damage: +50
9844	FantasyRealm key	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9845	plump mushroom	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9846	tainted marshmallow	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9847	skewed Chewsick Copperbottom's notes	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9848	LyleCo premium pickaxe	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9849	LyleCo premium rope	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9850	My First Art of War	0		Skill: "Army of Toddlers", Last Available: "2018-12"
9851	dragon aluminum ore	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9852	faerie dust	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9853	poisoned druidic s'more	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9854	maroon druidic orb	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9855	to-go brew	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9856	flask of holy water	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9857	irradiated ionized universal antivenin	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Effect: "Heart of Lavender", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2018-04"
9858	ghostly wobbly LyleCo premium monocle	0		Rubee Drop: 1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9859	shaking jittery LyleCo premium magnifying glass	0		Rubee Drop: 1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9860	FantasyRealm tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9861	LyleCo Contractor's Manual	0		Skill: "Expert Corner-Cutter", Last Available: "2018-04"
9862	normal enchanted jittery huge FantasyRealm turkey leg	3	good	Effect: "Joy", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2018-04"
9863	tolerable red FantasyRealm mead	3	good	Last Available: "2018-04"
9864	squat nasty haunch	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9865	Cheswick Copperbottom's compass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9866	arrest warrant	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9867	upside-down hero's skull	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9868	grolblin rum	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9869	thick stale druidic s'more	5	decent	Last Available: "2018-04"
9870	pickled yellow sachet of powder	1		Last Available: "2018-04"
9871	perfectly mixed squat mourning wine	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-04"
9872	sanctified cola	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9873	red map to the Towering Mountains	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9874	map to the Mystic Wood	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9875	squat map to the Putrid Swamp	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9876	map to the Cursed Village	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9877	teal map to the Sprawling Cemetery	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9878	flavorless denastified haunch	3	decent	Last Available: "2018-04"
9879	perfectly mixed pulsating jittery bad rum and good cola	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-04"
9880	irradiated galvanized Potion of Heroism	0		Effect: "Become Superficially interested", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2018-04"
9881	skewed blinking nasty shellacked leggings of the Spider Queen	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Stench Damage: +5, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2018-04"
9882	knitted Newton's Master Thief's utility belt of the businessman	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Cold Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9883	upside-down hardy wicked cool Duke Vampire's regal cloak	0		Moxie: +5, Spell Damage: +5, Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2018-04"
9884	occult Dragonscale breastplate of the cougar of James Dean	0		Moxie: +20, Experience (Moxie): +3, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2018-04"
9885	Temple Grandin's therapeutic razor-sharp belt of Ogrekind	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Weight: +7, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9886	scorching Annie Oakley's thinker's The Ghoul King's ghoulottes	0		Mysticality: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-04"
9887	squat fireproof chilly supercool nozzle of the Phoenix	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2018-04"
9888	Usain Bolt's slick beefy the Archwizard's briefs	0		Muscle: +10, Moxie: +10, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2018-04"
9889	the Ley Incursion's waist of the storm of extreme caution of horror	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Monster Level: -25, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9890	green upside-down prompt sharpshooter's hale shield of the Skeleton Lord	0		Maximum HP: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2018-04"
9891	tumbling wicked ring of the Skeleton Lord of the blizzard of doom	0		Spell Damage: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9892	horrifying Sinatra's scepter of the Skeleton Lord of Flo-Jo	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Spooky Damage: +25, Initiative: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9893	blurry spinning zippy flame-retardant horrifying Van der Graaf deadfall branch	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +1, Initiative: +20, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
9894	olive aromatic electrified steel-toed supercool boxer's Staff of Kitchen Royalty	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Moxie Percent: +20, Damage Reduction: 9, Stench Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2018-04"
9895	charged druidic orb	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9896	dragon slaying sword	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9897	notarized arrest warrant	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9898	delicious special high-proof spinning two meat muck	10	awesome	Effect: "Texas Elegance", Effect Duration: 25
9899	flavorless maroon chocolate Ogre Chieftain	3	decent	
9900	spoiled huge chocolate &quot;Phoenix&quot;	6	crappy	
9901	adequate squat cyan chocolate Spider Queen	4	good	
9902	smooth tumbling hipster cocktail	4	awesome	
9903	God Lobster's Scepter	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "small fairy/lep", Last Available: "2018-05"
9904	God Lobster's Ring	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "sombrero", Last Available: "2018-05"
9905	twirling green God Lobster's Rod	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "whelp", Last Available: "2018-05"
9906	God Lobster's Robe	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "block", Last Available: "2018-05"
9907	green upside-down squat God Lobster's Crown	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "fairy", Last Available: "2018-05"
9908	Dish of Clarified Butter	0		Last Available: "2018-05"
9909	skewed G	0		
9910	Garland of Greatness	0		
9911	lime green gattoo	0		
9912	narrow A-Boo glue	0		
9913	glued A-Boo clue	0		
9914	crude oil congealer	0		
9915	special toothsome good guava	3	awesome	Effect: "Truly Gritty", Effect Duration: 35
9916	lousy gin and ginger	4	decent	
9917	Thwaitgold chigger statuette	0		
9918	distilled tumbling gaseous gravy	1		
9919	SongBoom&trade; BoomBox	0		Last Available: "2018-06"
9920	cyan SongBoom&trade; BoomBox Box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-06"
9921	A Guide to Safari	0		Skill: "Experience Safari"
9922	magnetized ionized modified Shielding Potion	0		Effect: "Sludgesick", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2018-06"
9923	super-deionized Punching Potion	0		Effect: "Butt-Rock Hair", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2018-06"
9924	Special Seasoning	0		Last Available: "2018-06"
9925	compressed bouncing Nightmare Fuel	1		Last Available: "2018-06"
9926	upside-down Gathered Meat-Clip	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
9927	Bastille Battalion control rig crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-07"
9928	Bastille Battalion control rig	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-07"
9929	spinning Jim Carey's Herculean Brutal brogues of the cougar of the bloodbag	0		Moxie: +20, Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum HP: +100, Monster Level: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-07"
9930	huge censurious therapeutic Da Vinci's experienced Draftsman's driving gloves	0		Experience: +2, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Sleaze Resistance: +3, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-07"
9931	family-friendly reassuring chilly personal trainer's Nouveau nosering	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Cold Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-07"
9932	colloidal sharkfin gumbo	0		Effect: "Chalked Weapon", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2018-07"
9933	nitrogenated super-denatured boiling broth	0		Effect: "Elemental Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2018-07"
9934	Vulcanized spinning interrogative elixir	0		Effect: "Hopped Up on Goofballs", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2018-07"
9935	jittery Bastille Battalion Fondue Trophy	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9936	twirling Bastille Battalion tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9937	fuchsia Bastille Battalion cheese wheel	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9938	Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9939	kitten burglar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-07"
9940	burglar/sleep mask	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9941	Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette	0		
9942	Neverending Party invitation envelope	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-09"
9943	yellow Neverending Party guest pass	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9944	ghostly auspicious Van der Graaf PARTY HARD T-shirt of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Item Drop: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2018-09"
9945	Neverending Party favor	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9946	bouncing deluxe Neverending Party favor	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9947	gas can	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9948	delicious weak Middle of the Road&trade; brand whiskey	2	awesome	Last Available: "2018-09"
9949	lime green neverending wallet chain	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9950	MacGyver's dangerous pentagram bandana	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2018-09"
9951	olive Temple Grandin's skull ring	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9952	upside-down electronics kit	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9953	flavorless PB&J with the crusts cut off	4	decent	Last Available: "2018-09"
9954	sizzling Oprah's dorky glasses	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Hot Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9955	frightening resourceful ponytail clip	0		Maximum MP: +50, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2018-09"
9956	paint palette of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paint Job", Last Available: "2018-09"
9957	unremarkable duffel bag	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9958	powdered squat Purple Beast energy drink	1		Last Available: "2018-09"
9959	olive Van der Graaf cosmetic football	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2018-09"
9960	Newton's groovy shoe ad T-shirt	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2018-09"
9961	brainy pump-up high-tops	0		Mysticality: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9962	warmed runproof mascara	0		Effect: "One Very Clear Eye", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2018-09"
9963	bouncing blurry very small dress	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9964	teal tumbling smelly thinker's noticeable pumps	0		Mysticality: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9965	surprisingly capacious handbag	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9966	practically non-alcoholic mediocre everfull glass	1	???	Last Available: "2018-09"
9967	van key	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9968	jam band bootleg	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9969	lard-coated denim jacket of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-09"
9970	mansplainer's deadly ratty knitted cap	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2018-09"
9972	MacGyver's slick intimidating chainsaw	0		Moxie: +10, Maximum MP: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-09"
9973	acceptable jittery party beer bomb	3	good	Last Available: "2018-09"
9974	small bland maroon huge sweet party mix	2	decent	Last Available: "2018-09"
9975	denatured party balloon	1		Last Available: "2018-09"
9976	frightening wholesome party pants	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2018-09"
9977	skewed maroon lion tamer's wholesome steel-toed party whip	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2018-09"
9978	Party Planning on a Budget	0		Skill: "Budget Conscious", Last Available: "2018-09"
9979	lousy TRIO cup of beer	3	decent	Last Available: "2018-09"
9980	fancy decent party platter for one	4	good	Effect: "Yuletide Sappiness", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2018-09"
9981	dried blue pulsating Party-in-a-Can&trade;	1		Last Available: "2018-09"
9982	ghostly party pup	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9983	ghostly foul-smelling party crasher of bravery	0		Stench Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Party Crash", Last Available: "2018-09"
9984	Living to Drink, Drinking to Live	0		Last Available: "2018-09", Skill: "Drinking to Drink"
9985	Party Tattoo&trade; gift certificate	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9986	tumbling party mouse hat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9987	ghostly latte lovers member's mug	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Latte on Opponent", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Offer Latte to Opponent", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Gulp Latte", Last Available: "2018-10"
9988	latte lovers club card	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-10"
9989	voter registration form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-11"
9990	&quot;I Voted!&quot; sticker of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-11"
9991	absentee voter ballot	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9992	snake skin	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9993	squat gray savvy snakeskin thighboots of Gandalf	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2018-11"
9994	Tesla energetic snakeskin cowboy hat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2018-11"
9995	foul-smelling Tesla snakeskin jacket	0		Stench Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2018-11"
9996	squat slime glob	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9997	squat spinning slime glob	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9998	blinking ghostly slime glob	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9999	spinning foul-smelling fortified slime waders of the bloodbag	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum HP: +100, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-11"
10001	skewed up-at-dawn reassuring slime fedora of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Spooky Resistance: +1, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2018-11"
10002	twirling strapping slime knuckles of the cougar of chilblains	0		Muscle: +5, Moxie: +20, Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-11"
10003	mirror skewed government requisition form	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
10004	double-paned manspreader's baleful government-issued slacks	0		Spell Damage: +25, Monster Level: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2018-11"
10005	sharpshooter's Fonzie's government-issued eyeshade of the blizzard	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-11"
10006	spinning zippy Jim Carey's Da Vinci's government-issued necktie	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Monster Level: +25, Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-11"
10007	huge lard-coated fortified quilted mutant arm	0		Damage Absorption: 100, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-11"
10008	executive horrifying hardened mutant legs	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Spooky Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2018-11"
10009	manspreader's brawny mutant crown of the bloodbag	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Maximum HP: +100, Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2018-11"
10010	stale mirror blue ghostly ectoplasm	4	decent	Last Available: "2018-11"
10011	toothsome	3	awesome	Last Available: "2018-11"
10012	bad spinning bottle of vodka	4	decent	Last Available: "2018-11"
10013	moldy pizza	3	crappy	Last Available: "2018-11"
10014	watered-down perfectly mixed martini	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-11"
10015	stale cherry pie	3	decent	Last Available: "2018-11"
10016	bad huge jittery eggnog	4	decent	Last Available: "2018-11"
10017	glob of undifferentiated tissue	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
10018	moldy special blinking Hell ramen	3	crappy	Effect: "Shawarma Warm War", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2018-11"
10019	aged gimlet	3	awesome	Last Available: "2018-11"
10020	smooth twice-haunted screwdriver	3	awesome	Last Available: "2018-11"
10021	moldy candy cane	4	crappy	Last Available: "2018-12"
10022	lousy fortified runny fermented egg	5	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10023	diet stale oldcake	1	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10024	rotten traditional Crimbo cookie	3	crappy	Last Available: "2023-06"
10025	boxer's plastic wild beaver	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Last Available: "2018-12"
10026	shaking wool plastic reindeer	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2018-12"
10027	upside-down shaking frosty plastic Caf&eacute; Elf	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-12"
10028	smartaleck's plastic orphan	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Last Available: "2018-12"
10029	olive wholesome plastic Abuela Crimbo	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2018-12"
10030	squat yule pup	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10031	Braindeer	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10032	upside-down upside-down Crimbo dog sweater	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10033	friendly strapping pristine walrus tusk	0		Muscle: +5, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2018-12"
10034	thick walrus blubber	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10035	pulsating auspicious double-paned mansplainer's beefcake's Staff of Frozen Lard	0		Muscle: +25, Monster Level: +15, Cold Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2018-12"
10036	bomb	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10037	plastic bazooka	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10038	mooseflank	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10039	yummy tiny fancy grilled mooseflank	1	awesome	Effect: "Prelude of Precision", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2018-12"
10040	fancy spoiled moosemeat pie	3	crappy	Effect: "Prideful Strut", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2018-12"
10041	skewed beefy balanced antler	0		Muscle: +10, Last Available: "2018-12"
10042	Temple Grandin's dam	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2018-12"
10043	hand-crafted beavermouth	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-12"
10044	bad fortified beaver punch (papaya)	5	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10045	acceptable blurry beaver punch (peach)	4	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10046	bad triple-distilled beaver punch (cherry)	6	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10047	family-friendly scandalous Canadian lantern	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2018-12"
10048	savvy muskox-skin cap	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Last Available: "2018-12"
10049	Boxing Day care package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-12"
10050	low-calorie tasty enchanted glass of raw eggs	1	awesome	Effect: "A Taste of Rainbow", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2018-12"
10051	perfectly mixed punch-drunk punch	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-12"
10052	diluted upside-down teal body spradium	1		Last Available: "2018-12"
10053	bauxite beret of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2018-12"
10054	personal trainer's bauxite boxers	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Last Available: "2018-12"
10055	arcane researcher's bauxite bow-tie	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
10056	Boxing Day Pass	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10057	Kramco Industries packing carton	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-01"
10058	wobbly Usain Bolt's knitted greasy ribald ruddy Kramco Sausage-o-Matic&trade;	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Sleaze Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2019-01"
10059	huge sausage casing	0		Last Available: "2019-01"
10060	super-sized yummy sausage	5	awesome	Last Available: "2019-01"
10061	asbestos-lined Jim Carey's red-hot sausage fork	0		Monster Level: +25, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2019-01"
10062	bag of sausage links	0		Last Available: "2019-01"
10063	blinking gray sausage golem	0		Last Available: "2019-01"
10064	jar of relish	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10065	Toyleporter	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10066	mediocre jittery beer	3	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10067	rotten yule gruel	4	crappy	Last Available: "2018-12"
10068	lousy triple-distilled olive hot watered rum	8	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10069	hand-crafted ghostly bottle of Crimbognac	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-12"
10070	big rotten Crimboysters Rockefeller	5	crappy	Last Available: "2018-12"
10071	vaporized skewed blurry red Crimbeau de toilette	1		Last Available: "2018-12"
10072	shaking Crimbo candle	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10073	upside-down Carol of the Bulls	0		Skill: "Carol of the Bulls", Last Available: "2018-12"
10074	Carol of the Bulls (used)	0		Skill: "Carol of the Bulls", Last Available: "2018-12"
10075	Carol of the Hells	0		Skill: "Carol of the Hells", Last Available: "2018-12"
10076	Carol of the Hells (used)	0		Skill: "Carol of the Hells", Last Available: "2018-12"
10077	pulsating Carol of the Thrills	0		Skill: "Carol of the Thrills", Last Available: "2018-12"
10078	Carol of the Thrills (used)	0		Skill: "Carol of the Thrills", Last Available: "2018-12"
10079	bouncing frosty ruddy grievous Crimbolex watch	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12", Nonstackable Watch, Rollover Effect Duration: 100
10080	upside-down wobbly Crimbo tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10081	up-at-dawn family-friendly hand-knitted Crimbo socks of the glutton	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Food Drop: +100, Adventures: +5
10082	lightning-fast curative chalk chlamys	0		Initiative: +40, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10083	squat steel-toed chalk chain of the blizzard	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10084	chalk chalice of Tarzan of doom	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2019-12"
10085	blinking blue censurious chalk chinos of the sweet-tooth	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2019-12"
10086	Tesla hale chalk chapeau	0		Maximum HP: +20, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10087	razor-sharp chalk choker of the bloodbag	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10088	dehydrated blurry narrow chalk chunks	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10089	irradiated nitrogenated red candy chalk	0		Effect: "Floundering", Effect Duration: 65
10090	vibrating grievous marble maebari	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10091	blue dog trainer's steel-toed marble mantle	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10092	MacGyver's marble magnet of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10093	miser's Sherlock's marble mignonette bowl	0		Item Drop: +25, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10094	lightning-fast friendly marble medallion	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Initiative: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10095	bouncing twirling forbidden brawny marble mariachi hat	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10096	boiled marble molecules	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10097	super-quantum boiled ghostly Mallomarbles	0		Effect: "Ironclad", Effect Duration: 11
10098	prompt asbestos-lined punching bag	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10099	zippy Temple Grandin's pith helmet	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Initiative: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10100	Tesla poncho of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10101	lard-coated pendant of temperance	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10102	healthy brainy palazzos	0		Mysticality: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10103	pseudoaccordion of Tarzan of vim and vigor	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Song Duration: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10104	denatured pieces	1		Effect: "Full Bottle in front of Me", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2020-12"
10105	triple-Vulcanized blurry Para-Pop	0		Effect: "All Branned Up", Effect Duration: 14
10106	inspector's rosy-cheeked terra cotta truss	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10107	chilly dog trainer's terra cotta trousers	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Cold Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10108	tumbling family-friendly sharpshooter's terra cotta tongs	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10109	pulsating rock-hard sinister terra cotta train	0		Spell Damage: +10, Damage Reduction: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10110	blinking personal trainer's terra cotta tie tack of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10111	narrow foul-smelling personal trainer's terra cotta tambourine	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Stench Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10112	powdered twirling green terra cotta tidbits	1		Effect: "Human-Humanoid Hybrid", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2020-12"
10113	frozen terra panna cotta	0		Effect: "Sated and Furious", Effect Duration: 44
10114	ruddy velour voulge of the glutton	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2021-12"
10115	miser's medical-grade velour vambraces	0		Meat Drop: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10116	supercool velour veil of the overflowing toilet	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10117	huge curative weightlifter's velour viscometer	0		Muscle: +15, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10118	asbestos-lined velour valise of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2021-12"
10119	knitted chaotic velour vaqueros	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2021-12"
10120	distilled velour veneer	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10121	vacuum-sealed Velougats&trade;	0		Effect: "Rampage!", Effect Duration: 62
10122	teal rosewater-soaked sizzling glass suspenders	0		Hot Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10123	miser's forbidden glass shield	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2021-12"
10124	boxer's slick glass stetson	0		Moxie: +10, Muscle Percent: +10, Last Available: "2021-12"
10125	wool glass spectacles of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10126	huge nippy savvy glass shiv	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2021-12"
10127	narrow chilly glass serape of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2021-12"
10128	distilled spinning maroon glass shards	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10129	wet anodized squat pulsating hard candy	0		Effect: "Bilious Briskness", Effect Duration: 44
10130	huge Van der Graaf hale loofah lumberjack's hat	0		Maximum HP: +20, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Head-Scratch", Last Available: "2022-12"
10131	huge mansplainer's rosy-cheeked loofah lei	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Monster Level: +15, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Lei Lasso", Last Available: "2022-12"
10132	Jack Frost's loofah lederhosen of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Hosenzittern", Last Available: "2022-12"
10133	purple Jim Carey's Oprah's loofah ladle	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Monster Level: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Stew", Last Available: "2022-12"
10134	rock-hard loofah legwarmers of the brazier	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Leglifts", Last Available: "2022-12"
10135	shellacked loofah lavalier of the bloodbag	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum HP: +100, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Lava", Last Available: "2022-12"
10136	twisted loofah lumps	1		Last Available: "2022-12"
10137	boiled chocolate-covered loofah	0		Effect: "Concentrated Concentration", Effect Duration: 50
10138	occult grievous flagstone flag	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagellate", Last Available: "2022-12"
10139	perfumed reassuring flagstone flail	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Stench Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagflog", Last Available: "2022-12"
10140	spinning shaking shellacked flagstone flip-flops of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Damage Reduction: 7, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Flap Flip", Last Available: "2022-12"
10141	bouncing Oprah's smooth flagstone fez	0		Moxie: +15, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Fez Ritual", Last Available: "2022-12"
10142	ghostly inspector's dance instructor's flagstone fleece	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Item Drop: +15, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Fleece Flex", Last Available: "2022-12"
10143	stiffened Samson's flagstone fringe	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Damage Reduction: 1, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Foxtrot", Last Available: "2022-12"
10144	altered blue blinking flagstone flagments	1		Effect: "Mortarfied", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2022-12"
10145	flattened ionized Flag by the Foot&trade;	0		Effect: "La Bamba", Effect Duration: 16
10146	elf sleeper agent	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10147	red-and-green microcamera	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10148	stanky cobbled-together Meat detector	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10149	moist tarnished twirling tin thermos of chai	0		Effect: "Bestial Sympathy", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2019-12"
10150	powdered prototype stimulant	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10151	fuchsia tailored vest of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10152	sew-on bandage	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10153	wobbly really nice net	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10154	dangerous elf army poncho	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10155	low-calorie moldy elf army field rations	1	crappy	Last Available: "2019-12"
10156	lime green gingernade	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10157	discarded bowtie of James Dean of Gandalf	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10158	bad boozy martiny	5	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10159	tryptophan dart	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10160	warmed licorice snake	0		Effect: "The Q Is Talking To You", Effect Duration: 42
10161	liquefied cold-filtered blurry virgin jello shot	0		Effect: "Almost Cool", Effect Duration: 14
10162	anodized jittery mutated candy lump	0		Effect: "Witch's Brood", Effect Duration: 33
10163	pressed olive government-issued candy	0		Effect: "Sweetened and Fattened", Effect Duration: 27
10164	ionized Pneumo bar	0		Effect: "A Few Extra Pounds", Effect Duration: 39
10165	mirror green mint condition Lil' Doctor&trade; bag	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-02"
10166	huge blinking curative rock-hard Lil' Doctor&trade; bag	0		Damage Reduction: 5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Otoscope", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Reflex Hammer", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Chest X-Ray", Last Available: "2019-02"
10168	blood bag	0		
10169	stale bloodstick	3	decent	
10170	perfectly mixed huge teal bottle of Sanguiovese	4	EPIC	
10171	tiny toothsome actual blood sausage	1	awesome	
10172	weak artisanal shaking blinking mulled blood	2	super EPIC	
10173	bite-sized decent olive blood snowcone	1	good	
10174	tolerable Red Russian	3	good	
10175	rotten immense blood roll-up	10	crappy	
10176	practically non-alcoholic acceptable bottle of blood	1	good	
10177	flavorless enchanted blood-soaked sponge cake	4	decent	Effect: "Celestial Vision", Effect Duration: 5
10178	tolerable vampagne	4	good	
10179	massive decent plain snowcone	10	good	
10180	Booke of Vampyric Knowledge	0		
10181	money bag	0		
10182	money bag	0		
10183	olive money bag	0		
10184	yellow Thwaitgold mosquito statuette	0		
10185	bucket of Vampyre blood	0		
10186	wobbly blood knife	0		Lasts Until Rollover
10187	PirateRealm membership packet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-04"
10188	PirateRealm guest pass	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10189	flame-retardant friendly Herculean PirateRealm eyepatch	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Familiar Weight: +3, Hot Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10190	cyan spinning bloody harpoon	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10191	compass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10192	cyan skewed skull key	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10193	curious anemometer	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10194	Red Roger's flag	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10195	Glass Jack's spyglass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10196	recursed compass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10197	tomb-opener	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10198	Red Roger's map	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10199	tasty miniature huge crabsicle	2	awesome	Last Available: "2019-04"
10200	twirling melty plastic grenade	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10201	watered-down mediocre bottle of dark rhum	2	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10202	weak lousy bottle of extra-dark rhum	2	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10203	tolerable triple-distilled bottle of super-extra-dark rhum	8	good	Last Available: "2019-04"
10204	flattened blue pirate shaving cream	0		Effect: "Oleaginous Soles", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2019-04"
10205	executive conquistador's breastplate of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2019-04"
10206	foul-smelling nasty pirate pantaloons	0		Stench Damage: 15, Last Available: "2019-04"
10207	red [glitch season reward name]	0		
10208	signal fragment	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10209	shaking mirror teal windicle	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10210	wholesome pirate radio ring of extreme caution	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Monster Level: -25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10211	huge Island Drinkin', a Tiki Mixology Odyssey	0		Skill: "Tiki Mixology", Last Available: "2019-04"
10212	moldy pineapple slab	4	crappy	Last Available: "2019-04"
10213	decent small special purple hibiscus petal	2	good	Effect: "In a Lather", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2019-04"
10214	ionized electrified upside-down green huge mint leaf	0		Effect: "Human-Constellation Hybrid", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2019-04"
10215	cocoa of youth	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10216	diluted ghostly ice molecule	1		Last Available: "2019-04"
10217	Red Roger's reliquary	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10218	Red Roger's right hand	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10219	skewed Red Roger's left hand	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10220	teal Red Roger's right foot	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10221	bouncing teal Red Roger's left foot	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10222	blue shaking Red Roger's skull	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10223	boiled pewter shavings	1		Last Available: "2019-04"
10224	Red Roger tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10225	PirateRealm fun-a-log	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10226	nasty plush sea serpent	0		Stench Damage: +5, Monster Level: -100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10227	rotten wobbly pirate fork	3	???	Last Available: "2019-04"
10228	Scurvy and Sobriety Prevention	0		Skill: "Prevent Scurvy and Sobriety", Last Available: "2019-04"
10229	ring	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10230	blinking zippy scandalous piratical blunderbuss	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2019-04"
10231	deadly experienced PirateRealm party hat of the scaredy-cat	0		Experience: +2, Weapon Damage: +5, Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2019-04"
10232	practically non-alcoholic acceptable squat twirling Island Landslide	1	good	Last Available: "2019-04"
10233	aged Island Thunderstorm	3	awesome	Last Available: "2019-04"
10234	weak aged enchanted squat Island Hurricane	2	awesome	Effect: "Nigh-Invincible", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2019-04"
10235	delicious ghostly Skull Punch	3	awesome	Last Available: "2019-04"
10236	mediocre weak Electric Punch	2	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10237	hand-crafted Smuggler's Punch	3	super EPIC	Last Available: "2019-04"
10238	watered-down bad pulsating Scorpion Bowl	2	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10239	acceptable strong Turtle Bowl	5	good	Last Available: "2019-04"
10240	lousy Cobra Bowl	3	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10241	vampyric cloake pattern	0		Free Pull
10242	blinking knitted hardy rosy-cheeked arcane researcher's vampyric cloake of the blizzard	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Become a Wolf", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Become a Cloud of Mist", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Become a Bat", Last Available: "2019-03"
10243	plastic pirate hat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10244	super-Vulcanized triple-diffused one piece of bubble gum	0		Effect: "Frost Tea", Effect Duration: 38
10245	blurry arcanoferric housing	0		
10246	intact medium-wave antenna	0		
10247	ghostly 18-picohertz resonator crystal	0		
10248	blown-out speaker cone	0		
10249	mirror overloaded short-pulse transistor	0		
10250	Fourth of May Cosplay Saber kit	0		Free Pull
10251	stanky electrified beefcake's Fourth of May Cosplay Saber	0		Muscle: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Use the Force", Last Available: "2019-05"
10252	ring	0		Single Equip
10253	Thwaitgold nymph statuette	0		
10254	teal fireproof stanky flame-wreathed chaotic crafty vibrating medical-grade Socratic hewn moon-rune spoon of the scaredy-cat of the sewer of temperance	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Monster Level: -15, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Alters Page Text, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Dragoon Platoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spittoon Monsoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Festoon Buffoon", Last Available: "2019-06", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
10255	red skewed cartoon harpoon	0		Last Available: "2019-06"
10256	tumbling rune-strewn spoon cocoon	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-06"
10257	narrow Beach Comb Box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-07"
10258	auspicious thinker's Beach Comb of the dark arts	0		Mysticality: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beach Combo", Last Available: "2019-07"
10259	grain of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10260	small pile of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10261	olive upside-down pile of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10262	pile of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10263	empty hourglass	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10264	hourglass	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10265	etched hourglass	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10266	anodized diffused magenta seashell	0		Effect: "Joy", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2019-07"
10267	diffused aerosolized ghostly cyan seashell	0		Effect: "Red Door Syndrome", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2019-07"
10268	energized improved upside-down gray seashell	0		Effect: "Indescribable Flavor", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2019-07"
10269	oxidized wet seashell	0		Effect: "Celestial Sheen", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2019-07"
10270	double-polymerized unsweetened moist pulsating purple seashell	0		Effect: "Faboooo", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2019-07"
10271	cyan bunch of sea grapes	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10272	lousy skewed bottle of sea wine	3	decent	Last Available: "2019-07"
10273	altered shaking kelp	1		Last Available: "2019-07"
10274	inspector's auspicious double-paned knitted electrified razor-sharp Sinatra's driftwood hat of the empath of bravery	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Weight: +5, Cold Resistance: 8, Spooky Resistance: +5, Item Drop: 25, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10275	rosewater-soaked asbestos-lined greasy MacGyver's dangerous dance instructor's smartaleck's driftwood pants of the businessman of the boozehound	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum MP: +100, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Stench Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +50, Booze Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10276	hale educational slick beefcake's driftwood bracelet of the bloodbag of chilblains of the sewer of terror of the glutton	0		Muscle: +25, Moxie: +10, Experience: +1, Maximum HP: 120, Cold Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10277	censurious stanky waders of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2019-07"
10278	baleful sage spearfish fishing spear of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Mysticality Percent: +10, Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2019-07"
10279	cool rabbitfish fin of the brazier of the businessman	0		Moxie: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10280	piece of coral	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10281	piece of driftwood	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10282	nippy manspreader's energetic pirate cutlass	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Monster Level: +10, Cold Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10283	ribald Rosewater's tricorn hat of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Mysticality Percent: +30, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2019-07"
10284	mirror Tesla studded swash buckle of terror	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10285	shaking gray meteorite fragment	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10286	extremely unsafe supercool strapping meteorite earring	0		Muscle: +5, Moxie Percent: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10287	twirling meteorite necklace of incineration of the boozehound	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +5, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10288	meteorite ring of Tarzan of the overflowing toilet of courage	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10289	tarnished aerosolized Finnish Fish	0		Effect: "Adrenaline Rush", Effect Duration: 43
10290	flattened chocolate doubloon	0		Effect: "Cold, Dead Hands", Effect Duration: 40
10291	vibrating dangerous driftwood beach comb of horror	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10292	Distant Woods Getaway Brochure	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-08"
10293	stick of firewood	0		Last Available: "2019-08"
10294	Jim Carey's hardened whittled tiara of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Damage Reduction: 3, Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2019-08"
10295	careful baleful whittled shorts of chilblains	0		Spell Damage: +25, Monster Level: -10, Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2019-08"
10296	asbestos-lined brainy whittled flail of the sweet-tooth	0		Mysticality: +5, Hot Resistance: +5, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2019-08"
10297	cyan family-friendly medical-grade whittled wand of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Sleaze Resistance: +1, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2019-08"
10298	bouncing forbidden experienced whittled flute of James Dean	0		Experience: +2, Experience (Moxie): +3, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2019-08"
10299	manspreader's resourceful sinister whittled bear figurine	0		Spell Damage: +10, Maximum MP: +50, Monster Level: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-08"
10300	coward's crafty supercool whittled owl figurine	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +10, Monster Level: -20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-08"
10301	MacGyver's wholesome whittled fox figurine of the storm	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Maximum MP: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-08"
10302	teal squat gravedigger's razor-sharp deadly Fonzie's whittled walking stick	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Weapon Damage: +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2019-08"
10303	normal blinking campfire hot dog	3	good	Last Available: "2019-08"
10304	normal gray campfire baked potato	3	good	Last Available: "2019-08"
10305	toothsome thick campfire s'more	5	awesome	Last Available: "2019-08"
10306	bland campfire beans	4	decent	Last Available: "2019-08"
10307	special moldy half-sized campfire stew	2	crappy	Effect: "Pronounced Potency", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2019-08"
10308	cyan campfire coffee	1	decent	Last Available: "2019-08"
10309	corrupted skewed leftover chocolate bar	0		Effect: "The Wisdom... of the Future", Effect Duration: 15
10310	twirling rare Meat isotope	0		
10311	narrow burnt stick	0		Last Available: "2019-08"
10312	pulsating bundle of firewood	0		Last Available: "2019-08"
10313	campfire smoke	0		
10314	shaking Murgatroyd diode	0		
10315	signal receiver	0		
10316	tumbling skewed space shield	0		
10317	olive signal jammer	0		Single Equip
10318	low-pressure oxygen tank	0		Single Equip
10319	spinning Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette	0		
10320	spoiled space chowder	3	crappy	
10321	triple-distilled artisanal blue space wine	10	EPIC	
10322	spinning The Imploded World	0		Skill: "Implode Universe"
10323	jittery packaged Pocket Professor	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-09"
10324	Pocket Professor memory chip	0		
10325	Law of Averages	0		
10332	huge Unopened Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-10"
10333	careful grievous wizardly Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper	0		Mysticality: +25, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Monster Level: -10, Avoid Attack: 1, Last Available: "2019-10"
10334	unopened diabolic pizza cube box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-11"
10335	diabolic pizza cube	0		Last Available: "2019-11"
10336	diabolic pizza	3	???	Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-11"
10337	stale bu&ntilde;uelos Jaliscos	4	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10338	tasty tiny flan del mar	1	awesome	Last Available: "2019-12"
10339	special toothsome skewed jittery Baja sopapilla	4	awesome	Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2019-12"
10340	gravedigger's plastic Mer-kin baker	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10341	mirror reassuring plastic sea elf	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2019-12"
10342	shaking tumbling auspicious plastic yuleviathan	0		Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10343	weightlifter's plastic dolphin &quot;orphan&quot;	0		Muscle: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10344	censurious plastic Dolph Bossin	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2019-12"
10345	blurry red-spotted snapper roe	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10346	stale bite-sized mana-coated yams	1	decent	Last Available: "2019-11"
10347	moldy spinning mana-basted tofurkey leg	3	crappy	Last Available: "2019-11"
10348	massive moldy mana-fortified cranberry sauce	10	crappy	Last Available: "2019-11"
10349	yummy snack-sized mana-stuffed herbal stuffing	2	awesome	Last Available: "2019-11"
10350	human musk	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10351	enhanced modified jittery pulsating patch of extra-warm fur	0		Effect: "Happy Salamander", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2019-12"
10352	powdered shaking industrial lubricant	1		Effect: "Astral Shell", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10353	liquefied wet unsweetened unfinished pleasure	0		Effect: "Cold Hands", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2019-12"
10354	powdered vial of humanoid growth hormone	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10355	boiled huge olive a bug's lymph	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10356	alkaline double-boiled yellow organic potpourri	0		Effect: "Elemental Flavor", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2019-12"
10357	enchanted lousy distilled boot flask	5	decent	Effect: "All Fired Up", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10358	modified gray spinning infernal snowball	0		Effect: "You Drank Fish Wine", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2019-12"
10359	olive madness	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10360	distilled shaking olive fish sauce	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10361	rotten guffin	4	crappy	Last Available: "2019-12"
10362	vaporized Shantix&trade;	1		Effect: "You Know Who to Call", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2019-12"
10363	goodberry	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10364	vaporized olive non-Euclidean angle	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10365	flattened tumbling peppermint syrup	0		Effect: "Strawberry Alarm", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2019-12"
10366	triple-ionized gray Mer-kin eyedrops	0		Effect: "You're Rubber", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2019-12"
10367	vacuum-sealed non-oxidized spinning extra-strength goo	0		Effect: "Superheroic", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2019-12"
10368	green envelope full of Meat	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10369	twisted livid energy	1		Effect: "Takin' It Greasy", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2019-12"
10370	micronova	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10371	pickled squat beggin' cologne	1		Effect: "Ack!  Barred!", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2019-12"
10372	shaking sinister oxygenated eggnog helmet of terror	0		Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Adventure Underwater, Last Available: "2019-12"
10373	mirror lime green hand-knitted diving booties	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10374	peppermint harpoon gun	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10375	extra-magnetized blue concentrated fish broth	0		Effect: "Fudge Headache", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2019-12"
10376	alkaline vacuum-sealed liquid SONAR	0		Effect: "Unusual Fashion Sense", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2019-12"
10377	map to Dolph Bossin's hideout	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10378	Dolph Bossin's charity note	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10379	mirror Usain Bolt's rosewater-soaked hardy Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat	0		Maximum HP: +50, Stench Resistance: +3, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2019-12"
10380	blinking The Spirit of Giving	0		Skill: "The Spirit of Taking", Last Available: "2019-12"
10381	The Spirit of Giving (used)	0		Skill: "The Spirit of Taking", Last Available: "2019-12"
10382	teal Crimbo Factory surprise box	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10383	bouncing soggy gingerbread chunk	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10384	chilled ghostly salty gumdrop	0		Effect: "You Ate Some Hemp Candy", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2019-12"
10385	scorching Da Vinci's ribbon candy ascot	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10386	purple moist Crimbo spices	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10387	mirror intact anemone spike	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10388	wholesome anemoney clip	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10389	skewed runny icing	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10390	boiled twirling gray super-sweet fish goo (spoiled)	1		Effect: "Pisces in the Skyces", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10391	chaotic strapping icing poncho of mayonnaise	0		Muscle: +5, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2019-12"
10392	Mer-kin cookiestove	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10393	electrified ghostly glob of salty molasses	0		Effect: "The Rich Get Richer", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2019-12"
10394	lion tamer's Mer-kin rollpin of chilblains	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2019-12"
10395	blinking personalizable gingerbread cookie	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10396	tinsel fin	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10397	adequate twirling bowl of mernudo	3	good	Last Available: "2019-12"
10398	lousy fishelada	4	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10399	adequate tumbling ojo de pez burrito	3	good	Last Available: "2019-12"
10400	waterlogged wood	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10401	narrow waterlogged cloth	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10402	red waterlogged stuffing	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10403	waterlogged	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10404	waterlogged	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10405	medical-grade beefy nutcracker hat	0		Muscle: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10406	upside-down energetic sage nutcracker waistcoat	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2019-12"
10407	huge greedy nutcracker pants of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2019-12"
10408	spinning red healthy padded nutcracker boots	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10409	blurry lard-coated manspreader's nutcracker sword	0		Monster Level: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10410	scorching extremely unsafe nutcracker drumstick	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2019-12"
10411	rosy-cheeked stylish nutcracker beard	0		Moxie: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10412	frosty sage nutcracker cape	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10413	family-friendly savvy nutcracker epaulets	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10414	nutcracker figurine	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10415	normal salt plum	3	good	Last Available: "2019-12"
10416	peppermint eel sauce	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10417	thick rotten and bean	5	crappy	Last Available: "2019-12"
10418	Van der Graaf beefy kelp-holly gun of courage	0		Muscle: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2019-12"
10419	squat rock-hard Yuleviathan necklace of the early riser	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10420	hardened peppermint spine of the sewer	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2019-12"
10421	knitted banded soggy elf shoes	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10422	blurry spinning aromatic baleful Crimbylow-rise jeans	0		Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2019-12"
10423	pulsating groovy kelp-holly drape of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Moxie Percent: +10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10424	stiffened studded grievous Staff of the Peppermint Twist of the businessman	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Damage Absorption: +80, Damage Reduction: 1, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2019-12"
10425	gigantic flavorless tempura and bean	6	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10426	tolerable spirit-forward wobbly salt plum sake	5	good	Last Available: "2019-12"
10427	anodized moist pressurized potion of possessiveness	0		Effect: "Spooky Blur", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2019-12"
10428	diffused almond	0		Effect: "There Is A Spoon", Effect Duration: 62
10429	polarized handful of mixed nuts	0		Effect: "Scrappy, Shadowy", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2019-12"
10430	nutcracking pliers	0		
10431	huge Retrospecs try-at-home kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-01"
10432	scorching arcane researcher's Retrospecs of the glutton	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Hot Damage: +25, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Free Pull, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Detect Weakness", Last Available: "2020-01"
10433	unopened Bird-a-Day calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-01"
10434	Bird-a-Day calendar	0		Last Available: "2020-01"
10437	mint-in-box Powerful Glove	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-02"
10438	squat avaricious deadly Fonzie's Powerful Glove of the cheetah of Flo-Jo	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Weapon Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +30, Initiative: 160, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Replace Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Shrink Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Invisible Avatar", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Triple Size", Last Available: "2020-02"
10439	enhanced signal receiver	0		
10440	status cymbal	0		Last Available: "2020-02"
10441	jittery asbestos-lined horrifying dog trainer's Drip harness	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Spooky Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +5
10442	yellow medical-grade drippy truncheon	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
10443	fuchsia Driplet	0		
10444	bouncing drippy snail shell	0		
10445	decent wobbly drippy nugget	4	drippy	
10446	mediocre glass of drippy wine	3	drippy	
10447	spoiled drippy caviar	3	drippy	
10448	decent diet drippy plum(?)	1	drippy	
10449	experienced drippy stake	0		Experience: +2, Single Equip
10450	The Eye of the Thing in the Basement	0		
10451	narrow drippy khakis	0		Drippy Resistance: +5
10452	drippy shield	0		Drippy Resistance: +10
10453	shaking skewed The Fingernail of the Thing in the Basement	0		
10454	coin	0		
10455	narrow mushroom	0		
10456	deluxe mushroom	0		
10457	super deluxe mushroom	0		
10458	nitrogenated dry upside-down fizzy soda	0		Effect: "Unusual Perspective", Effect Duration: 30
10459	vacuum-sealed dry polymerized healthy juice	0		Effect: "[1609]Dancin' Fool", Effect Duration: 45
10460	cyan hammer	0		Plumber Power: 1, Plumber Stat: "Muscle"
10461	hammer	0		Plumber Power: 2, Plumber Stat: "Muscle"
10462	fire flower	0		Plumber Power: 1, Plumber Stat: "Mysticality"
10463	huge red bonfire flower	0		Plumber Power: 2, Plumber Stat: "Mysticality"
10464	work boots	0		Single Equip, Plumber Power: 1, Plumber Stat: "Moxie"
10465	spinning boots	0		Single Equip, Plumber Power: 2, Plumber Stat: "Moxie"
10466	squat spinning cape of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15
10467	flame-retardant back shell of the businessman	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +50
10468	tumbling spiky back shell	0		Thorns: 1
10469	power pants	0		Maximum PP: +1
10470	blue Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette	0		
10471	Plumber's Union Handbook	0		
10472	up-at-dawn bony back shell	0		Adventures: +5
10473	gray frosty button	0		Single Equip
10474	pressed blooper ink	0		Effect: "Dilated Pupils", Effect Duration: 39
10475	blurry coin	0		
10476	rubber doll head	0		
10477	rubber doll body	0		
10478	plastic doll arms	0		
10479	blinking plastic doll legs	0		
10480	rubber baby doll	0		Damage Aura: 1
10481	Better Shrooms and Gardens catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-03"
10482	packet of mushroom spores	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10483	free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10484	upside-down plump free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10485	huge bulky free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10486	wobbly free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10487	immense free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10488	upside-down colossal free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10489	tasty mushroom filet	3	awesome	Last Available: "2020-03"
10490	mushroom slab	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10491	compressed mushroom tea	1		Last Available: "2020-03"
10492	artisanal upside-down mushroom whiskey	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2020-03"
10493	ghostly double-paned Oprah's Herculean mushroom cap	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2020-03"
10494	Jeselnik's rosy-cheeked mushroom shield of the storm of mayonnaise	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Sleaze Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2020-03"
10495	toasty nippy rock-hard boxer's mushroom pants	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Damage Reduction: 5, Cold Damage: +10, Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2020-03"
10496	Tesla beefy strapping mushroom badge of the sweet-tooth	0		Muscle: 15, Candy Drop: +100, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-03"
10497	house-sized mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10498	pristine piranha seed	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10499	blue plastic piranha pot	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10500	denatured double-ionized piranha pollen	0		Effect: "Disco Neuropathy", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2020-03"
10501	cyan plumber's boots	0		Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Plumber Jump"
10502	sinistral homunculus	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-04"
10503	steel-toed kettle bell	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Last Available: "2020-04"
10504	glued-together crystal ball of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2020-04"
10505	bouncing green martini dregs of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Last Available: "2020-04"
10506	huge flickering flashlight of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2020-04"
10507	tumbling crumbling rabbit's foot of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2020-04"
10508	wobbly grievous outmoded fidget toy	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2020-04"
10509	nasty flimsy ski pole	0		Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2020-04"
10510	huge Jim Carey's discarded finger painting	0		Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2020-04"
10511	occult pizza box	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2020-04"
10512	Jeselnik's medical-grade chipped coffee mug	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2020-04"
10513	mirror sinister Left-Hand Man action figure	0		Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-04"
10514	drippy seed	0		
10515	drippy grub	0		
10516	drippy bezoar	0		
10517	ghostly Drip Institute petri dish	0		
10518	blurry drippy ichor	0		
10519	drippy enzyme	0		
10520	drippy salt	0		
10521	gray drippy pigment	0		
10522	drippy bromide	0		
10523	twirling drippy flux	0		
10524	drippy stein	0		
10525	perfectly mixed fortified drippy pilsner	5	drippy	
10526	drippy staff	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drip Blast"
10528	blurry drippy orb	0		
10529	lustrous drippy orb	0		
10530	educational gory drippy orb	0		Experience: +1
10531	upside-down annealed drippy orb	0		Drippy Resistance: +5
10532	Guzzlr application	0		Free Pull
10533	horrifying Tesla Guzzlr tablet	0		Spooky Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2020-05"
10534	red skewed Guzzlr cocktail set	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10535	Guzzlrbuck	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10536	Guzzlr hat	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10537	olive Guzzlr shoes	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-05"
10538	Guzzlr pants	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10539	censurious Guzzlr souvenir stein	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2020-05"
10540	Guzzlr tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10541	artisanal Ghiaccio Colada	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2020-05"
10542	perfectly mixed blurry Sourfinger	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2020-05"
10543	extra-dry special hand-crafted Nog-on-the-Cob	5	EPIC	Effect: "You Can Taste the Darkness", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2020-05"
10544	practically non-alcoholic bad Steamboat	1	decent	Last Available: "2020-05"
10545	tolerable special Buttery Boy	3	good	Effect: "Extra Terrestrial", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2020-05"
10546	mirror Never Don't Stop Not Striving	0		Skill: "Always Never Not Guzzling", Last Available: "2020-05"
10547	avaricious clown car key of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2020-08"
10548	prompt zippy experienced batting cage key	0		Experience: +2, Initiative: +20, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2020-08"
10549	skewed frightening foul-smelling sinister aqu&iacute;	0		Spell Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10550	Sherlock's asbestos-lined knob labinet key of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Hot Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2020-08"
10551	electrified stiffened brainy weremoose key	0		Mysticality: +5, Damage Reduction: 1, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10552	squat mirror Oprah's peg key	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2020-08"
10553	kekekey of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2020-08"
10554	razor-sharp rabbit's foot key	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2020-08"
10555	padded knob shaft skate key of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Damage Absorption: +20, Last Available: "2020-08"
10556	cyan skewed careful rosy-cheeked ice key of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10557	anchovy can key of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-08"
10558	chilly Herculean cactus key	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10559	wobbly wicked f'c'le sh'c'le k'y of the businessman	0		Spell Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2020-08"
10560	steel-toed treasure chest key of incineration	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2020-08"
10561	blinking tumbling up-at-dawn careful healthy demonic key	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Monster Level: -10, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10562	greedy key sausage	0		Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2020-08"
10563	asbestos-lined Socratic knob treasury key	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10564	foul-smelling experienced scrap key of the cheetah	0		Experience: +2, Stench Damage: +10, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2020-08"
10565	fireproof grievous rose key	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2020-08"
10566	occult music box key	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2020-08"
10567	Van der Graaf smartaleck's actual skeleton key	0		Moxie Percent: +30, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2020-08"
10568	huge lion tamer's brawny deep-fried key of Gandalf	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2020-08"
10569	knitted dance instructor's discarded bike lock key	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2020-08"
10570	huge mirror Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette	0		
10571	Manual of Lock Picking	0		Skill: "Lock Picking", Last Available: "2020-08"
10572	quadruple-ionized altered quadruple-polymerized spinning marshroom	0		Effect: "The Power of Positive Thinking", Effect Duration: 41
10573	bag of Iunion stones	0		Free Pull
10574	Iunion Crown	0		Last Available: "2020-06"
10575	drippy candy bar	0		
10576	aerosolized salty drippy candy bar	0		Effect: "Memories of Puppy Love", Effect Duration: 49
10577	super-dry frozen writhing drippy candy bar	0		Effect: "Stevedave's Shanty of Superiority", Effect Duration: 49
10578	quantum gooey drippy candy bar	0		Effect: "Drenched With Filth", Effect Duration: 62
10579	baby camelCalf	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-07"
10580	dromedary drinking helmet	0		
10581	wobbly ghostly packaged SpinMaster&trade; lathe	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-08"
10582	mirror SpinMaster&trade; lathe	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10583	mirror olive tumbling flimsy hardwood scraps	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10584	double-paned smartaleck's birch battery	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Cold Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-08"
10585	squat mansplainer's supercharged ebony epee of terror	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Monster Level: +15, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Disarming Thrust", Last Available: "2020-08"
10586	rosewater-soaked Oprah's grievous weeping willow wand	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Stench Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Barrage of Tears", Last Available: "2020-08"
10587	squat chaotic brainy beechwood blowgun of incineration	0		Mysticality: +5, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Poison Dart", Last Available: "2020-08"
10588	maroon greedy hale supercool maple magnet	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Maximum HP: +20, Meat Drop: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-08"
10589	Dreadsylvanian hemlock	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10590	blurry purple shellacked stiffened hemlock helm of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Damage Reduction: 8, Last Available: "2020-08"
10591	sweaty balsam	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10592	blurry manspreader's balsam barrel of the dark arts of courage	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Monster Level: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2020-08"
10593	redwood	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10594	extra-altered nitrogenated ionized pulsating squat redwood rain stick	0		Effect: "Prince of Seaside Town", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2020-08"
10595	blurry purpleheart logs	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10596	knitted baleful Rosewater's purpleheart &quot;pants&quot;	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2020-08"
10597	red mirror wormwood stick	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10598	prompt smelly vibrating experienced groovy wormwood wedding ring	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience: +2, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-08"
10599	Dripwood slab	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10600	drippy diadem	0		Drippy Resistance: +15, Last Available: "2020-08"
10601	spinning Thwaitgold slug statuette	0		
10602	huge curative ert grey goo ring	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
10603	blue fistful of wood shavings	0		
10604	Yeg's Motel ashtray	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10605	yellow Yeg's Motel alarm clock	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10606	diffused blinking Yeg's Motel toothbrush	0		Effect: "Antibiotic Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2020-09"
10607	adjusted bouncing Yeg's Motel hand soap	0		Effect: "Quaaaaaaa", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2020-09"
10608	blue Yeg's Motel sewing kit	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10609	big delicious Yeg's Motel pillow mint	5	awesome	Last Available: "2020-09"
10610	Yeg's Motel disposable razor	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10611	non-oxidized tarnished cyan huge Yeg's Motel mouthwash	0		Effect: "Stimulated Brain", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2020-09"
10612	lightning-fast hardy Yeg's Motel shower cap	0		Maximum HP: +50, Initiative: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-09"
10613	sage Yeg's Motel bathrobe of vim and vigor	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-09"
10614	upside-down maroon resourceful Yeg's Motel slippers	0		Maximum MP: +50, Item Drop: +5, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-09"
10615	blurry Yeg's Motel stationery	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10616	Yeg's Motel minibar key	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10617	sizzling desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10618	purple frost-rimed desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10619	uncanny desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10620	squat nasty desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10621	bouncing greasy desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10622	chess set	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10623	onyx king	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10624	onyx queen	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10625	onyx rook	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10626	jittery onyx bishop	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10627	onyx knight	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10628	gray onyx pawn	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10629	alabaster king	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10630	alabaster queen	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10631	alabaster rook	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10632	blinking alabaster bishop	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10633	pulsating alabaster knight	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10634	alabaster pawn	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10635	bagged Cargo Cultist Shorts	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-09"
10636	Jeselnik's veiny smartaleck's Cargo Cultist Shorts of doom	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-09"
10637	complicated device	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10638	artisanal flask of moonshine	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2020-09"
10639	pulsating wool chaotic boxer's sea-worn candlestick	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2020-09"
10640	cyan Universal Seasoning	0		
10641	alkaline triple-flattened null-day exploit	0		Effect: "The Dark Lord Rides in Force Tonight", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2025-12"
10642	flame orb	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10643	toothsome snack-sized chocolate chip muffin	2	awesome	
10644	ghostly Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-10"
10645	Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read)	0		Last Available: "2020-10"
10646	packaged knock-off retro superhero cape	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-11"
10647	Vampire Slicer trench cape	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +50, Hot Resistance: +3, Cold Resistance: +3, Spooky Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +3
10648	squat box o' ghosts	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10649	gregarious ghostling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10650	cyan grinning ghostling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10651	greedy ghostling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10652	subscription cocoa dispenser	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10653	dry huge fortifying hot cocoa	0		Effect: "Lobos Fresh", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2020-12"
10654	tarnished wobbly boiling hot cocoa	0		Effect: "Puddingface", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2020-12"
10655	warmed pickled cool hot cocoa	0		Effect: "Sealed Brain", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2020-12"
10656	ionized wet narrow overly-fancy hot cocoa	0		Effect: "Braaaains Over Braaaawwn", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2020-12"
10657	activated boiled hot cocoa au beurre	0		Effect: "What's That Smell?", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2020-12"
10658	electrified hot cocoa with rainbow marshmallows	0		Effect: "Muscularrr", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2020-12"
10659	lard-coated Book of Old-Timey Carols	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-12"
10660	blurry upside-down smartaleck's Crimbo smile	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Last Available: "2020-12"
10661	blinking Rosewater's SalesCo sample kit	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Last Available: "2020-12"
10662	ionized warmed upside-down candy harmonica	0		Effect: "You Know What's Up", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2020-12"
10663	improved sugar	0		Effect: "Crocodile Tear", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2020-12"
10664	denatured adjusted multi-level marzipan	0		Effect: "Pyromania", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2020-12"
10665	wicked plastic Crimbo caroler	0		Spell Damage: +5, Last Available: "2020-12"
10666	blinking squat Usain Bolt's plastic multi-level marketer	0		Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2020-12"
10667	rosy-cheeked plastic Crimbo cheer	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2020-12"
10668	narrow shellacked plastic Mirth	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2020-12"
10669	plastic Penny of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2020-12"
10670	pulsating overflowing gift basket	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10671	jittery personalized wassail stein	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10672	tabletop candy dispenser	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10673	bouncing razor-sharp neck wreath	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10674	mirror narrow Samson's shining star cap	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Last Available: "2020-12"
10675	pulsating nativity shorts	0		Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2020-12"
10676	myrrh pouch of the storm of the sweet-tooth	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10677	careful dance instructor's frankincenser	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2020-12"
10678	cyan stiffened gilded trumpet	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Item Drop: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10679	quilted &quot;reusable&quot; grocery bag	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-12"
10680	ruddy wine carrier	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-12"
10681	blurry friendly candy bucket	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-12"
10682	nitrogenated squat prescription teeth whitener	0		Effect: "Saucemastery", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2020-12"
10683	Vulcanized upside-down imported lemon lozenge	0		Effect: "Polka of Plenty", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2020-12"
10684	pickled hermedisiac cologne	0		Effect: "Cat-Alyzed", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2020-12"
10685	government food shipment	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10686	government booze shipment	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10687	jittery government candy shipment	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10688	Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10689	jittery ghostly Crimbo Carol tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10690	huge skewed Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10691	shaking food drive button	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10692	huge booze drive button	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10693	candy drive button	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10694	food mailing list	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10695	purple booze mailing list	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10696	candy mailing list	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10697	huge brawny boxer's fruit bat	0		Muscle Percent: 30, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10698	pulsating razor-sharp tinsel orb of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Last Available: "2020-12"
10699	greasy snowpack of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Pastamancer", Last Available: "2020-12"
10700	lime green electrified Newton's Satan hat	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Class: "Sauceror", Last Available: "2020-12"
10701	jittery crafty Crimbo stockings of the cheetah	0		Maximum MP: +10, Initiative: +60, Class: "Disco Bandit", Last Available: "2020-12"
10702	yellow supercharged poncho de azucar of mayonnaise	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Accordion Thief", Last Available: "2020-12"
10703	blinking The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1	0		Skill: "Long Winter's Nap", Last Available: "2020-12"
10704	tumbling The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used)	0		Skill: "Long Winter's Nap", Last Available: "2020-12"
10705	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2	0		Skill: "Bowl Full of Jelly", Last Available: "2020-12"
10706	mirror The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used)	0		Skill: "Bowl Full of Jelly", Last Available: "2020-12"
10707	skewed The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3	0		Skill: "Ashes and Soot", Last Available: "2020-12"
10708	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used)	0		Skill: "Ashes and Soot", Last Available: "2020-12"
10709	gray The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4	0		Skill: "Eye and a Twist", Last Available: "2020-12"
10710	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used)	0		Skill: "Eye and a Twist", Last Available: "2020-12"
10711	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5	0		Skill: "Dimples, How Merry!", Last Available: "2020-12"
10712	upside-down The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used)	0		Skill: "Dimples, How Merry!", Last Available: "2020-12"
10713	gray The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6	0		Skill: "Chubby and Plump", Last Available: "2020-12"
10714	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used)	0		Skill: "Chubby and Plump", Last Available: "2020-12"
10715	flavorless blurry and pepper (stale)	4	decent	Last Available: "2020-12"
10716	practically non-alcoholic acceptable cranberry margarita (brackish)	1	good	Last Available: "2020-12"
10717	fuzzy polar bear ears	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2020-12"
10718	nose	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2020-12"
10719	goose mask	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2020-12"
10720	enchanted acceptable watered-down barrel-aged eggnog	2	good	Effect: "Become Intensely interested", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2020-12"
10721	bland miniature shaking hand-crafted candy cane	2	decent	Last Available: "2020-12"
10722	miniature moldy drive-thru burger	2	crappy	Last Available: "2020-12"
10723	mediocre squat shaking Boulevardier cocktail	4	decent	Last Available: "2020-12"
10724	deionized Hotwire&trade; brand candy rope	0		Effect: "Christmessy", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2020-12"
10725	normal bowl full of jelly	3	good	Last Available: "2020-12"
10726	artisanal fancy Eye and a Twist	3	EPIC	Effect: "Guts Feeling", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2020-12"
10727	colloidal non-concentrated Chubby and Plump bar	0		Effect: "Bored Stiff", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2020-12"
10728	mirror digibritches	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10729	twirling packaged crystal ball	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-01"
10730	purple crystal ball	0		Initiative: +50, Last Available: "2021-01", Item Drop (sporadic): +25
10731	fresh can of paint	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-12"
10732	twirling fresh coat of paint	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10733	blurry emotion chip	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-02", Skill: "Emotionally Chipped"
10734	pulsating twirling spinal-fluid-covered emotion chip	0		Last Available: "2021-02", Skill: "Emotionally Chipped"
10735	bouncing robo-battery	0		
10736	Thwaitgold listening bug statuette	0		
10737	wobbly power seed	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-03"
10738	mirror potted power plant	0		Last Available: "2021-03"
10739	polarized purple battery (AAA)	0		Effect: "Cletus's Canticle of Celerity", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2021-03"
10740	quadruple-warmed moist battery (AA)	0		Effect: "Transcendental Wind", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2021-03"
10741	cold-filtered extra-tarnished energized narrow battery (D)	0		Effect: "Speed of the Internet", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2021-03"
10742	corrupted unsweetened battery (9-Volt)	0		Effect: "The Best a Pirate Can Get", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2021-03"
10743	boiled flattened battery (lantern)	0		Effect: "Starry-Eyed", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2021-03"
10744	improved battery (car)	0		Effect: "Salad Days", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2021-03"
10745	cryptocloak	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10746	yellow marshmallow	0		
10747	watered-down mediocre marshmallow bomb	2	decent	Last Available: "2021-03"
10748	packaged backup camera	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-04"
10749	backup camera	0		Maximum HP / MP: +20, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Back-Up to your Last Enemy", Last Available: "2021-04"
10750	shortest-order cook	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-05"
10751	plate	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10752	activated shaking short beer	0		Effect: "Pasty", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2021-05"
10753	quantum twirling short stack of pancakes	0		Effect: "Stench Jellied", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2021-05"
10754	polymerized galvanized short stick of butter	0		Effect: "Drenched With Filth", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2021-05"
10755	magnetized boiled wobbly short glass of water	0		Effect: "Gutterminded", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2021-05"
10756	pressed activated ionized gray short	0		Effect: "Chorale of Companionship", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2021-05"
10757	Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette	0		
10758	quantum of familiar	0		
10759	shaking weightlifter's familiar scrapbook of the early riser	0		Muscle: +15, Adventures: +7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Show Your Boring Familiar Pictures", Last Available: "2021-06"
10760	squat twirling packaged familiar scrapbook	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-06"
10761	clan underground fireworks shop	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10762	mirror wobbly dog trainer's steel-toed studded fedora-mounted fountain	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Damage Reduction: 9, Experience (familiar): +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10763	stiffened wizardly sombrero-mounted sparkler of the storm	0		Mysticality: +25, Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10764	jittery blinking family-friendly knitted MacGyver's porkpie-mounted popper	0		Maximum MP: +100, Cold Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10765	rocket	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10766	rocket	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10767	rocket	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10768	miniature delicious fire crackers	2	awesome	Last Available: "2021-07"
10769	Arr, M80	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10770	Lo Pan's Catherine Wheel of the empath	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Familiar Weight: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10771	ghostly scandalous rocket boots of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10772	skewed wool sparkler of bravery	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Spooky Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10773	Our Daily Candles&trade; order form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-08"
10774	ionized twirling Scent of a Human&trade; candle	0		Effect: "El Tango de la Maldita Suegra", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2021-08"
10775	concentrated The Beast Within&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Just Aged Enough", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2021-08"
10776	pickled enhanced Salsa Caliente&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Big Punkin'", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2021-08"
10777	activated shaking Smoldering Clover&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Mental A-cue-ity", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2021-08"
10778	magnetized Napalm In The Morning&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Tingly Wrists", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2021-08"
10779	fuchsia extra-large utility candle of Tarzan of the sweet-tooth	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Candy Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10780	upside-down nippy crafty runed taper candle	0		Maximum MP: +10, Cold Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10781	maroon mirror up-at-dawn censurious ruddy novelty sparkling candle	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Adventures: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10782	clever Abracandalabra of terror	0		Maximum MP: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10783	dangerous boxer's extra-wide head candle	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Weapon Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10784	wet natural magick candle	0		Effect: "Dreadful Heat", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2021-08"
10785	non-improved chilled rainbow glitter candle	0		Effect: "Big Flaming Whip", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2021-08"
10786	pickled oxidized energized banana candle	0		Effect: "Indescribable Flavor", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2021-08"
10787	altered purple ear candle	0		Effect: "Salsa Satanica", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2021-08"
10788	non-pressed votive of confidence	0		Effect: "Initiative and Let Die", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2021-08"
10789	medical-grade water candle	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Water: 3, Lasts Until Rollover
10790	blinking olive ribald B. L. A. R. T.	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "B. L. A. R. T. Spray (narrow)", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "B. L. A. R. T. Spray (medium)", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "B. L. A. R. T. Spray (wide)"
10791	Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette	0		
10792	empty nacho cheese can	0		Water: 1
10793	skewed literal bucket hat	0		Water: 5
10794	rainproof barrel caulk	0		
10795	ghostly pump grease	0		
10796	jittery packaged industrial fire extinguisher	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-09"
10797	wool scandalous careful Newton's Herculean industrial fire extinguisher of the overflowing toilet	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Monster Level: -10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam 'em Up", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Polar Vortex", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam Yourself", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Blast the Area", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Zone Specific", Last Available: "2021-09"
10798	cyan The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells	0		Skill: "Dead Nostrils", Last Available: "2021-08"
10799	gray The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read)	0		Skill: "Dead Nostrils", Last Available: "2021-08"
10800	1950 Vampire Vintner wine	1	awesome	Last Available: "2021-10"
10801	mirror bottled Vampire Vintner	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-10"
10802	blinking French-Transylvanian Dictionary	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10803	packaged Daylight Shavings Helmet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-11"
10804	MacGyver's Herculean Daylight Shavings Helmet of the early riser	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum MP: +100, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2021-11"
10805	eggwater	1	crappy	Last Available: "2021-12"
10806	rotten bread man	3	crappy	Last Available: "2021-12"
10807	moldy plain candy cane	3	crappy	Last Available: "2021-12"
10808	decent flour cookie	3	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10809	plastic food lab of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10810	lion tamer's plastic nog lab	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10811	pulsating resourceful plastic chem lab	0		Maximum MP: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10812	narrow coward's plastic primary lab	0		Monster Level: -20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10813	horrifying plastic Cheer Core	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10814	packaged medicine cabinet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-12"
10815	mirror medicine cabinet	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10816	blurry prompt greedy miser's ice crown	0		Meat Drop: 30, Adventures: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-12"
10817	horrifying stanky nasty jeans	0		Stench Damage: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-12"
10818	toasty curative ice wrap of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Hot Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-12"
10819	spoiled bite-sized lime green narrow tofu pop	1	crappy	Last Available: "2021-12"
10820	adequate maroon bowl of prescription candy	3	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10821	flavorless fishcake	3	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10822	yummy bone broth	3	awesome	Last Available: "2021-12"
10823	toothsome massive star pop	9	awesome	Last Available: "2021-12"
10824	artisanal Doc's Fortifying Wine	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2021-12"
10825	tolerable Doc's Smartifying Wine	3	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10826	perfectly mixed Doc's Limbering Wine	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2021-12"
10827	aged Doc's Medical-Grade Wine	3	awesome	Last Available: "2021-12"
10828	dried Homebodyl&trade;	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10829	twisted Extrovermectin&trade;	1		Effect: "Stands Alone", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2021-12"
10830	twisted pulsating mirror Breathitin&trade;	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10831	pickled Fleshazole&trade;	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10832	vacuum-sealed teal anti-burn cream	0		Effect: "Sharp Weapon", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2021-12"
10833	tarnished pickled diffused narrow anti-freeze cream	0		Effect: "Jacked In", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2021-12"
10834	polarized boiled anti-goosebump cream	0		Effect: "One Very Clear Eye", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2021-12"
10835	oxidized wobbly anti-odor cream	0		Effect: "Big Punkin'", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2021-12"
10836	super-dry anti-creep cream	0		Effect: "Crimbo Flavor", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2021-12"
10837	colloidal activated mirror olive anti-pain cream	0		Effect: "Lemony Goodness", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2021-12"
10838	fortified acceptable Doc's Special Reserve Wine	5	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10839	tasty massive bread pie	8	awesome	Last Available: "2021-12"
10840	acceptable clear Russian	4	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10841	zero-trust tanktop	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10842	tumbling Crimbo ball	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10843	squat Crimbo ball	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10844	shaking cyan gooified animal matter	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10845	gooified vegetable matter	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10846	gooified mineral matter	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10847	apple brown pudding pie	3	EPIC	Effect: "Hoity Toity", Effect Duration: 13
10848	extra-sweet chocolate and pear nog	3	good	Effect: "Hoity Toity", Effect Duration: 33
10849	coagulated plum pudding isomers	2		Effect: "Festively Experimented-Upon", Effect Duration: 50
10850	bouncing goo magnet	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10851	purple aromatic cozy scarf	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2021-12"
10852	decent huge Crimbo cookie	3	good	Last Available: "2023-06"
10853	Vulcanized tumbling fleshy putty	0		Effect: "Cool, Catlike", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2021-12"
10854	twirling lard-coated third ear	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10855	festive egg sac	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10856	poisonsettia	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10857	jittery rosy-cheeked peppermint-scented socks	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2021-12"
10858	the Crymbich Manuscript	0		Skill: "Ancient Crymbo Lore", Last Available: "2021-12"
10859	projectile chemistry set	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10860	bouncing Van der Graaf depleted Crimbonium football helmet	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2021-12"
10861	synthetic rock	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10862	half-sized moldy narrow &quot;caramel&quot;	2	crappy	Last Available: "2021-12"
10863	family-friendly self-repairing earmuffs	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2021-12"
10864	mirror carnivorous potted plant of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2021-12"
10865	yellow universal biscuit	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10866	olive yule hatchet of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2021-12"
10867	potato alarm clock	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10868	adequate lab-grown meat	3	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10869	huge boxer's fleece	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Last Available: "2021-12"
10870	boxed gumball machine	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10871	ghostly cloning kit	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10872	twirling pants of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2021-12"
10873	scorching dance instructor's can of mixed everything of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2021-12"
10874	blinking Site Alpha ID badge	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10875	the Crymbich Manuscript (used)	0		Skill: "Ancient Crymbo Lore", Last Available: "2021-12"
10876	stale meatball	4	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10877	narrow shaking cloned monster	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10878	purple meatball machine	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10879	refurbished air fryer	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10880	pickled fried air	1		Effect: "Gemini Rising", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2021-12"
10881	blue 11-leaf clover	0		
10882	carton of astral energy drinks	0		
10883	pickled huge upside-down astral energy drink	1		
10884	mint condition magnifying glass	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
10885	spinning fuchsia Temple Grandin's Lo Pan's thinker's magnifying glass	0		Mysticality: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2022-12"
10886	delicious void lager	4	awesome	Last Available: "2022-12"
10887	spoiled void burger	4	crappy	Last Available: "2022-12"
10888	ghostly olive void stone	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
10889	huge wobbly Tesla hardy void shard of the cougar of Gandalf	0		Moxie: +20, Maximum HP: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +20, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2022-12"
10890	undrilled cosmic bowling ball	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-01"
10891	skewed cosmic bowling ball	0		Last Available: "2022-01"
10892	ghostly combat lover's locket lockbox	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-02"
10893	combat lover's locket of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Gear Drop: [pref(locketPhylum,demon)*50], Last Available: "2022-02"
10894	Thwaitgold protozoa statuette	0		
10895	grey gosling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-03"
10896	grey down vest	0		Experience (familiar): +2
10897	blurry shaking trojan horseshoe	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10898	shaking undamaged Unbreakable Umbrella	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-04"
10899	miser's smelly chaotic unbreakable umbrella (broken) of the sweet-tooth	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Candy Drop: +100
10900	MayDay&trade; contract	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-05"
10901	MayDay&trade; supply package	0		Last Available: "2022-05"
10902	cold-filtered vacuum-sealed emergency glowstick	0		Effect: "Abominably Slippery", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2022-05"
10903	fireproof survival knife	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10904	wobbly yellow vibrating crank-powered radio on a lanyard	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10905	headlamp of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10906	lion tamer's brawny thermal blanket of Gandalf	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Experience (familiar): +2, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10907	lime green toasty atlas of local maps	0		Hot Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10908	irradiated spare battery	0		Effect: "Chalked Weapon", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2022-05"
10909	gray squat space blanket	0		Last Available: "2022-05"
10910	double-deionized upside-down single-use dust mask	0		Effect: "Milk Studly", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2022-05"
10911	activated adjusted shaking gaffer's tape	0		Effect: "Braaaains Over Braaaawwn", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2022-05"
10912	adequate small 20-lb can of rice and beans	2	good	Last Available: "2022-05"
10913	squat bar of freeze-dried water	1	decent	Last Available: "2022-05"
10914	decent snack-sized expired MRE	2	good	Last Available: "2022-05"
10915	spoiled miniature twirling cool mint precipice bar	2	crappy	Last Available: "2022-05"
10916	tiny spoiled carrot cake precipice bar	1	crappy	Last Available: "2022-05"
10917	tumbling The Big Book of Every Skill	0		
10918	Thwaitgold harvestman statuette	0		
10919	blinking packaged June cleaver	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-06"
10920	narrow Sherlock's cool June cleaver of Gandalf	0		Moxie: +5, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Item Drop: +25, Attacks Can't Miss, Last Available: "2022-06"
10921	lousy Dad's brandy	3	decent	Last Available: "2022-06"
10922	fireproof Jeselnik's teacher's pen	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2022-06"
10923	snack-sized moldy jittery fire-roasted lake trout	2	crappy	Last Available: "2022-06"
10924	stale lime green guilty sprout	4	decent	Last Available: "2022-06"
10925	narrow dangerous Socratic mother's necklace	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Weapon Damage: +10, Last Available: "2022-06"
10926	frozen double-moist chilled trampled ticket stub	0		Effect: "substats.enh", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2022-06"
10927	quadruple-electrified wet bouncing savings bond	0		Effect: "Eyes All Black", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2022-06"
10928	tumbling designer sweatpants (new stock)	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-07"
10929	bouncing bouncing designer sweatpants	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flick", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flood", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Spray", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Sip", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Make Sweat-Ade", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drench Yourself in Sweat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sip Some Sweat", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Sweat Out Some Booze", Last Available: "2022-07"
10930	dehydrated jittery sweat-ade	1		Last Available: "2022-07"
10931	gray unopened stillsuit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-08"
10932	stillsuit	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Damage: +10, Last Available: "2022-08"
10933	mirror thick dinosaur	0		
10934	tumbling dinosaur scale	0		
10935	twirling pristine dinosaur feather	0		
10936	green nasty dinosaur spike	0		
10937	banded pterodactyl rifle	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Snipe Pterodactyl"
10938	birdseed hat	0		
10939	squat flatusaur gasmask	0		
10940	wobbly dinosaur dart	0		
10941	non-vacuum-sealed huge Dino DNAde&trade;	0		Effect: "Donho's Bubbly Ballad", Effect Duration: 65
10942	blinking dinosaur repellent	0		
10943	squat blinking teal asbestos-lined camouflage vest	0		Hot Resistance: +5
10944	Dinodollar	0		
10945	blurry valuable dinosaur droppings	0		
10946	dinosaur pheromone kit	0		
10947	frightening curative wizardly awkward dinosaur research harness	0		Mysticality: +25, Spooky Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
10948	bouncing reflective vest of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20
10949	dinosaur of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3
10950	blue Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette	0		
10951	mirror packaged Jurassic Parka	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-09"
10952	miser's chaotic Jurassic Parka	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Avoid Attack: 1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Engage ultra-attractive parka mode", Last Available: "2022-09"
10953	boxed autumn-aton	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-10"
10954	upside-down autumn-aton	0		Last Available: "2022-10"
10955	quadruple-denatured autumn leaf	0		Effect: "Strong Grip", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2022-10"
10956	delicious narrow AutumnFest ale	4	awesome	Last Available: "2022-10"
10957	cyan fortified Socratic slick autumn sweater-weather sweater	0		Moxie: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Damage Absorption: +60, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-10"
10958	mirror nasty Oprah's baleful autumn debris shield of temperance	0		Spell Damage: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Stench Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-10"
10959	toothsome fancy small autumn-spice donut	2	awesome	Effect: "Stimulated Body", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2022-10"
10960	polymerized autumn dollar	0		Effect: "Protection from Bad Stuff", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2022-10"
10961	olive avaricious manspreader's smooth autumn leaf pendant	0		Moxie: +15, Monster Level: +10, Meat Drop: +30, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-10"
10962	dehydrated tumbling autumn breeze	1		Last Available: "2022-10"
10963	improved non-Vulcanized wobbly narrow autumn years wisdom	0		Effect: "Pumped Up", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2022-10"
10964	familiar-in-the-middle wrapper	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10965	hand-crafted spirit-forward spinning Oopsie IPA	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2022-10"
10966	ghostly mummified entombed cookbookbat	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-11"
10967	Yeast of Boris	0		Last Available: "2022-11"
10968	St. Sneaky Pete's Whey	0		Last Available: "2022-11"
10969	gray Vegetable of Jarlsberg	0		Last Available: "2022-11"
10970	immense spoiled ratatouille de Jarlsberg	7	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
10971	rotten Jarlsberg's vegetable soup	3	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
10972	moldy blurry roasted vegetable of Jarlsberg	3	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
10973	low-calorie flavorless enchanted St. Pete's sneaky smoothie	1	decent	Effect: "Chalked-Up Teeth", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2022-11"
10974	flavorless Pete's wiley whey bar	3	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
10975	jumbo stale upside-down Pete's rich ricotta	5	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
10976	drinkable high-proof green Boris's beer	10	good	Last Available: "2022-11"
10977	stale half-sized red honey bun of Boris	2	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
10978	super-sized bland Boris's bread	5	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
10979	Recipe of Before Yore: ratatouille de Jarlsberg	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "ratatouille de Jarlsberg"
10980	blurry Recipe of Before Yore: Jarlsberg's vegetable soup	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Jarlsberg's vegetable soup"
10981	Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable of J.	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "roasted vegetable of Jarlsberg"
10982	Recipe of Before Yore: St. Pete's sneaky smoothie	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "St. Pete's sneaky smoothie"
10983	Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's wily whey bar	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Pete's wiley whey bar"
10984	Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's rich ricotta	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Pete's rich ricotta"
10985	Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's beer	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Boris's beer"
10986	bouncing Recipe of Before Yore: honey bun of Boris	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "honey bun of Boris"
10987	ghostly Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's bread	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Boris's bread"
10988	half-sized adequate maroon baked veggie ricotta casserole	2	good	Last Available: "2022-11"
10989	toothsome fuchsia plain calzone	4	awesome	Last Available: "2022-11"
10990	delicious roasted vegetable focaccia	3	awesome	Last Available: "2022-11"
10991	fancy rotten tiny jittery purple Pizza of Legend	1	crappy	Effect: "Okee-Dokee Go!", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2022-11"
10992	low-calorie rotten Calzone of Legend	1	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
10993	blinking Recipe of Before Yore: Calzone of Legend	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Calzone of Legend"
10994	Recipe of Before Yore: Pizza of Legend	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Pizza of Legend"
10995	narrow Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable focaccia	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "roasted vegetable focaccia"
10996	mirror Recipe of Before Yore: plain calzone	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "plain calzone"
10997	Recipe of Before Yore: baked veggie ricotta	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "baked veggie ricotta casserole"
10998	cookbookbat book	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10999	blurry Recipe of Before Yore: Deep Dish of Legend	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Deep Dish of Legend"
11000	adequate small Deep Dish of Legend	2	good	Last Available: "2022-11"
11001	deed to Oliver's Place	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-01"
11002	jittery drink chit	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11003	government per-diem	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11004	bouncing blue lard-coated prohie's hat	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2024-01"
11005	corrupted modified imported taffy	0		Effect: "Incensed", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2024-01"
11006	friendly Charleston shoes of the overflowing toilet	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-01"
11007	booze bindle	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11008	twirling greedy rare oboe of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2024-01"
11009	upside-down dog trainer's sage bullet necklace	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-01"
11010	rotten swamp haunch	4	crappy	Last Available: "2024-01"
11011	reassuring gator shades of Flo-Jo	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Initiative: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-01"
11012	milk cap	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11013	acceptable Charleston Choo-Choo	3	good	Last Available: "2024-01"
11014	delicious practically non-alcoholic Velvet Veil	1	awesome	Last Available: "2024-01"
11015	tolerable irresponsibly strong Marltini	6	good	Last Available: "2024-01"
11016	hand-crafted Strong, Silent Type	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-01"
11017	fortified artisanal Mysterious Stranger	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-01"
11018	special aged tumbling twirling Champagne Shimmy	3	awesome	Effect: "Weird Flavor", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2024-01"
11019	lime green the Sot's parcel	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11020	narrow wool slick ceramic cestus	0		Moxie: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Punch", Last Available: "2023-12"
11021	pulsating shellacked baleful Newton's ceramic centurion shield	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Spell Damage: +25, Damage Reduction: 7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Bash", Last Available: "2023-12"
11022	wobbly MacGyver's Rosewater's ceramic celery grater	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Grate", Last Available: "2023-12"
11023	inspector's personal trainer's ceramic celsiturometer of courage	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Boil", Last Available: "2023-12"
11024	bouncing toasty savvy ceramic cerecloth belt of the glutton	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +5, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Skullgaze", Last Available: "2023-12"
11025	inspector's MacGyver's ceramic cenobite's robe of the scaredy-cat	0		Maximum MP: +100, Monster Level: -15, Item Drop: +15, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Cenobitize", Last Available: "2023-12"
11026	diluted squat spinning ceramic scree	1		Effect: "The Spy Who Loved XP", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2023-12"
11027	polymerized super-warmed extra-hard jawbreaker	0		Effect: "Pill Power", Effect Duration: 11
11028	foul-smelling hardy chiffon chevrons of extreme caution	0		Maximum HP: +50, Monster Level: -25, Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11029	tumbling Van der Graaf chiffon chapeau of Leguizamo of the cheetah	0		Monster Level: +20, Initiative: +60, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11030	fireproof knitted padded chiffon chamberpot	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Cold Resistance: +3, Hot Resistance: +3, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11031	double-paned foul-smelling vibrating chiffon chemise	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11032	blurry mirror Temple Grandin's chiffon chakram of Tarzan of courage	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Familiar Weight: +7, Spooky Resistance: +3, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11033	bouncing blinking energetic chiffon chaps of the storm of incineration	0		Maximum MP Percent: 60, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11034	twisted blinking chiffon carbage	1		Effect: "White Blooded", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2023-12"
11035	polarized blurry chiffon lemon	0		Effect: "Danish Cunning", Effect Duration: 35
11036	flavorless green blinking chocomotive	4	decent	Last Available: "2022-12"
11037	decent wobbly freightcake	3	good	Last Available: "2022-12"
11038	lousy red cabooze	4	decent	Last Available: "2022-12"
11039	plastic caboose	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11040	lightning-fast plastic passenger car	0		Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2022-12"
11041	rock-hard plastic dining car	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Last Available: "2022-12"
11042	zippy hale plastic coal car	0		Maximum HP: +20, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2022-12"
11043	blinking flame-wreathed plastic locomotive	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2022-12"
11044	packaged model train set	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-12"
11045	model train set	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11046	green Crimbo training manual	0		
11047	pulsating mirror fuchsia Abuela Crimbo's special magnet	0		
11048	Trainbot radar monocle	0		Single Equip
11049	pile of Trainbot parts	0		
11050	polarized aerosolized Trainbot circuitry	0		Effect: "Aided and Abetted", Effect Duration: 21
11051	polymerized dry Trainbot tubing	0		Effect: "Painted-On Bikini", Effect Duration: 30
11052	ionized modified Trainbot plating	0		Effect: "Armor-Plated", Effect Duration: 69
11053	quadruple-moist Trainbot optics	0		Effect: "Cool, Catlike", Effect Duration: 37
11054	quantum Trainbot servomotors	0		Effect: "Chorale of Companionship", Effect Duration: 29
11055	chilled ionized Trainbot linkages	0		Effect: "Certainty", Effect Duration: 31
11056	ping-pong paddle	0		Single Equip
11057	ping-pong ball	0		
11058	medical-grade Trainbot harness	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
11059	ghostly ping-pong table	0		
11060	Crimbo train emergency brake	0		
11061	upside-down Trainbot autoassembly module	0		
11062	greedy stanky slick head-mounted Trainbot	0		Moxie: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2022-12"
11063	Jim Carey's arcane researcher's leg-mounted Trainbots of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2022-12"
11064	fuchsia Tesla shoulder-mounted Trainbot of the glutton of the cheetah	0		Food Drop: +100, Initiative: +60, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2022-12"
11065	cinnamon machine oil	0		
11066	Crimbo crystal shards	0		
11067	perfectly mixed dregs of a Crimbo cocktail	4	EPIC	
11068	huge lost elf luggage	0		
11069	green upside-down Trainbot luggage hook	0		Single Equip
11070	tasty honey-drenched ham slice	3	awesome	
11071	acceptable practically non-alcoholic mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine	1	good	
11072	stale Crimbo food scraps	3	decent	
11073	arm towel	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11074	narrow automatic wine thief	0		Single Equip
11075	table-scraper	0		Single Equip
11076	Trainbot slag	0		
11077	industrially-crushed ice	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11078	spoiled steamed oyster	3	crappy	
11079	really nice lump of coal	0		
11080	deactivated mini-Trainbot	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11081	steam unit	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11082	crystal Crimbo goblet	0		
11083	crystal Crimbo platter	0		
11084	tolerable jittery Crimbosmopolitan	3	good	Last Available: "2022-12"
11085	half-sized bland mirror Crimbo dinner	2	decent	Last Available: "2022-12"
11086	overloaded Yule battery	0		Familiar Weight: +25, Last Available: "2022-12"
11087	train whistle	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11088	squat The Superconductor's CPU	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2022-12"
11089	skewed unoccupied sheep suit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-12"
11090	spinning narrow half-height cigar	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11091	grubby wool	0		
11092	grubby wool hat of the blizzard of the sewer of temperance	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5
11093	ribald forbidden grubby wool scarf	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip
11094	Oprah's supercharged Samson's grubby wool trousers	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum MP Percent: 80
11095	tumbling supercharged dangerous grubby wool gloves of the brute of the sewer	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +25, Single Equip
11096	huge grubby wool beerwarmer	0		
11097	mediocre practically non-alcoholic skewed nice warm beer	1	decent	
11098	grubby woolball	0		
11099	narrow ghostly Rock Garden Guide	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-01"
11100	packet of rock seeds	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11101	blue groveling gravel	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11102	denatured maroon spinning fruity pebble	1		Last Available: "2023-01"
11103	lodestone	0		Effect: "Loded", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2023-01"
11104	ghostly blurry milestone	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11105	shaking bolder boulder	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11106	molehill mountain	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11107	whet stone	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11108	hard rock	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11109	stalagmite	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11110	skewed chocolate covered ping-pong ball	0		
11112	snack-sized delicious cyan pixel bread	2	awesome	
11113	practically non-alcoholic drinkable pixel whiskey	1	good	
11114	pixel rock	0		
11115	purple S.I.T. Course Voucher	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-02"
11116	S.I.T. Course Completion Certificate	0		Last Available: "2023-02"
11117	flattened irradiated vacuum-sealed pulsating glob of extra-green chlorophyll	0		Effect: "Good Karma", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2023-02"
11118	ionized spinning mushroom	0		Effect: "Greasy Flavor", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2023-02"
11119	unsweetened blinking five-fingered fern resin	0		Effect: "All Is Forgiven", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2023-02"
11120	normal maroon super good fruit	4	good	Last Available: "2023-02"
11121	twisted energized spores	1		Last Available: "2023-02"
11122	fireproof frightening hot pepper	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +3, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Hot", Last Available: "2023-02"
11123	boiled vacuum-sealed narrow upside-down skewed out-of-work circus flea	0		Effect: "Space Tripping", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2023-02"
11124	ghostly extra-grubby grub	0		Last Available: "2023-02"
11125	triple-unsweetened quadruple-adjusted blue fire ant pheromones	0		Effect: "Weapon of Mass Destruction", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2023-02"
11126	oxidized gray flapper fly	0		Effect: "Ham-Fisted", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2023-02"
11127	hand-crafted weak shot of wasp venom	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-02"
11128	ionized filled mosquito	0		Effect: "Graham Crackling", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2023-02"
11129	activated flattened tumbling blinking shim of shame shale	0		Effect: "Petit Force", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2023-02"
11130	nitrogenated pebble of proud pyrite	0		Effect: "Very Clean Guns", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2023-02"
11131	double-chilled aerosolized pile of gritty sand	0		Effect: "Swimming Head", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2023-02"
11132	cyan hollow rock	0		Last Available: "2023-02"
11133	warmed angry agate	0		Effect: "Frisky Spirit", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2023-02"
11134	pressed pressed narrow lump of loyal latite	0		Effect: "Nas Tea", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2023-02"
11135	normal shadow sausage	3	good	Last Available: "2023-03"
11136	foul-smelling steel-toed shadow skin	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2023-03"
11137	triple-improved shadow flame	0		Effect: "A Contender", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2023-03"
11138	spoiled immense ghostly shadow bread	8	crappy	Last Available: "2023-03"
11139	red shadow ice	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11140	weak drinkable shadow fluid	2	good	Last Available: "2023-03"
11141	purple shadow glass	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11142	shadow brick	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11143	shadow sinew	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11144	artisanal shadow venom	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-03"
11145	mixed lime green shadow nectar	1		Last Available: "2023-03"
11146	pulsating cool wizardly shadow stick of incineration	0		Mysticality: +25, Moxie: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2023-03"
11147	MacGyver's beefcake's bat paw	0		Muscle: +25, Maximum MP: +100
11148	hale uncursed bat paw	0		Maximum HP: +20
11149	double-paned sage goblin cape of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Mysticality Percent: +10, Cold Resistance: +5
11150	ghostly brainy uncursed goblin cape	0		Mysticality: +5
11151	teal rosewater-soaked dragon wishbone of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +3
11152	teal asbestos-lined uncursed dragon wishbone	0		Hot Resistance: +5
11153	ghostly toasty grievous stats of wisdom of James Dean	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience (Moxie): +3, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Hot Damage: +5
11154	huge crafty uncursed stats	0		Maximum MP: +10
11155	coward's arcane orb of mayonnaise	0		Monster Level: -20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
11156	Sinatra's uncursed arcane orb	0		Experience (Moxie): +5
11157	up-at-dawn machete	0		Adventures: +5
11158	blinking blinking chaotic uncursed machete	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10
11159	blanket	0		
11160	uncursed blanket	0		
11161	therapeutic veiny smartaleck's medallion	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
11162	Annie Oakley's uncursed medallion	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20
11163	Advanced Pig Skinning	0		
11164	The Cheese Wizard's Companion	0		
11165	huge Jazz Agent sheet music	0		
11166	Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette	0		
11167	shadowy cheat sheet	0		Free Pull
11168	closed-circuit phone system	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-03"
11169	squat closed-circuit pay phone	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11170	shadow lighter	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11171	skewed shadow heptahedron	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11172	shadow snowflake	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11173	shadow heart	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11174	shadow bucket	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11175	shaking shadow wave	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11176	green Rufus's shadow lodestone	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11177	pulsating friendly energetic Fonzie's shadow chef's hat	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2023-03"
11178	supercharged hale shadow trousers of the scaredy-cat	0		Maximum HP: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2023-03"
11179	tumbling frightening stanky shadow hammer	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2023-03"
11180	MacGyver's hardened shadow monocle of the sewer	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum MP: +100, Stench Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-03"
11181	shadow candle	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shadow Flame", Last Available: "2023-03"
11182	decent shadow hot dog	3	good	Last Available: "2023-03"
11183	bad shadow martini	3	decent	Last Available: "2023-03"
11184	dehydrated bouncing shadow pill	1		
11185	tumbling shadow needle	0		
11186	cursed monkey's paw	0		All Attributes: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, All Resistance: +2, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Slap", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Tickle", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Evil Monkey Eye", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Peace Sign", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Point", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Punch", Last Available: "2023-04"
11187	jittery monkey glove	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-04"
11188	triple-polymerized jittery shadow candy	0		Effect: "Boilermade", Effect Duration: 21
11189	replica Mr. Accessory	0		
11190	replica Dark Jill-O-Lantern	0		
11191	replica hand turkey outline	0		
11192	upside-down replica crimbo elfling	0		
11193	replica pygmy bugbear shaman	0		
11194	ghostly lime green dedigitizer schematic: cyburger	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11195	replica gravy-covered maypole	0		Item Drop: +25
11196	jittery replica wax lips	0		Experience: +3
11197	replica Tome of Snowcone Summoning	0		
11198	jittery dedigitizer schematic: cybeer	0		Last Available: "2025-12", Softcore Only
11199	Sherlock's aromatic therapeutic replica jewel-eyed wizard hat	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +25, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Magic Missile"
11200	shaking clever replica bottle-rocket crossbow of the wise owl of terror	0		Mysticality: +20, Maximum MP: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire red bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire blue bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire orange bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire purple bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire black bottle-rocket"
11201	upside-down greasy educational weightlifter's replica navel ring of navel gazing of the cheetah	0		Muscle: +15, Experience: +1, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Item Drop (sporadic): 4.25, Meat Drop (sporadic): 4.25
11202	reassuring double-paned replica V for Vivala mask	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Combat Item Damage Percent: 50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Creepy Grin"
11203	aromatic fortified replica haiku katana of Flo-Jo	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Stench Resistance: +1, Initiative: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Raindrop Attack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summer Siesta", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Falling Leaf Whirlwind", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Winter's Bite Technique", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "The 17 Cuts"
11204	replica box of fireworks	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire off a Roman Candle", Item Drop (sporadic): +12.5
11205	tumbling jittery replica cotton candy cocoon	0		
11206	mirror executive Jeselnik's resourceful Da Vinci's replica Elvish sunglasses	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Maximum MP: +50, Sleaze Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play an Accordion Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Guitar Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Drum Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Flute Solo"
11207	replica squamous polyp	0		
11208	replica stone sphere	0		
11209	wobbly horrifying lion tamer's extremely unsafe replica Greatest American Pants	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Experience (familiar): +2, Spooky Damage: +25
11210	replica organ grinder	0		
11211	lard-coated Tesla replica Juju Mojo Mask of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
11212	Jeselnik's hardy replica Operation Patriot Shield of the sweet-tooth	0		Maximum HP: +50, Sleaze Damage: +25, Candy Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Shield", Variable
11213	replica Libram of Resolutions	0		
11214	tumbling vibrating Rosewater's beefcake's replica plastic vampire fangs	0		Muscle: +25, Mysticality Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Feed"
11215	replica angel	0		
11216	mirror sinister replica Camp Scout backpack	0		Spell Damage: +10, Drops Items
11217	replica deactivated nanobots	0		
11218	replica Apathargic Bandersnatch	0		
11219	replica Smith's Tome	0		
11220	blinking replica over-the-shoulder Folder Holder	0		
11221	replica Order of the Green Thumb Order Form	0		
11222	upside-down upside-down shrink-wrapped Cincho de Mayo	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-05"
11223	clever supercool Cincho de Mayo of the empath of bravery	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +20, Familiar Weight: +5, Spooky Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Dispense Salt and Lime", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Soundtrack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Fiesta Exit", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Projectile Piñata", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Foul", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Confetti Extravaganza", Last Available: "2023-05"
11224	dedigitizer schematic: psilocyber mushroom	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11225	replica Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab	0		
11226	skewed replica still grill	0		
11227	replica Crimbo sapling	0		
11228	replica puck	0		
11229	upside-down replica Chateau Mantegna room key	0		
11230	replica Deck of Every Card	0		
11231	replica Source terminal	0		
11232	squat replica disconnected intergnat	0		
11233	replica Witchess Set	0		
11234	bouncing replica genie bottle	0		
11235	replica space planula	0		
11236	replica unpowered Robortender	0		
11237	tumbling replica Neverending Party invitation envelope	0		
11238	blurry pulsating replica January's Garbage Tote	0		
11239	jittery replica God Lobster Egg	0		
11240	frosty razor-sharp dance instructor's replica Fourth of May Cosplay Saber	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Use the Force"
11241	huge sizzling clever quilted boxer's replica Kramco Sausage-o-Matic&trade; of James Dean	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Experience (Moxie): +3, Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum MP: +20, Hot Damage: +10
11242	ghostly jittery Sherlock's wool frightening Temple Grandin's shellacked padded forbidden smooth brainy replica hewn moon-rune spoon of the wise owl of the scaredy-cat	0		Mysticality: 25, Moxie: +15, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Damage Absorption: +20, Damage Reduction: 7, Monster Level: -15, Familiar Weight: +7, Spooky Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +25, Single Equip, Alters Page Text, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Dragoon Platoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spittoon Monsoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Festoon Buffoon", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
11243	blue replica baby camelCalf	0		
11244	gravedigger's frightening supercool brawny replica Powerful Glove of the boozehound	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Moxie Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: 15, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Replace Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Shrink Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Invisible Avatar", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Triple Size"
11245	blue prompt aromatic smelly Herculean replica Cargo Cultist Shorts	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +1, Adventures: +3
11246	tumbling auspicious reassuring flame-retardant ribald horrifying hardy replica industrial fire extinguisher	0		Maximum HP: +50, Spooky Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Spooky Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam 'em Up", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Polar Vortex", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam Yourself", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Blast the Area", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Zone Specific"
11247	replica crystal ball	0		Initiative: +50, Item Drop (sporadic): +25
11248	replica emotion chip	0		Skill: "Replica Emotionally Chipped"
11249	replica Jurassic Parka of the pedagogue of the bloodbag	0		Experience: +3, Maximum HP: +100, Avoid Attack: 1
11250	replica grey gosling	0		
11251	tumbling replica designer sweatpants	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flick", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flood", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Spray", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Sip", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Make Sweat-Ade", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drench Yourself in Sweat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sip Some Sweat", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Sweat Out Some Booze"
11252	fuchsia replica plastic pumpkin bucket	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +13, Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.35
11253	replica Ten Dollars	0		
11254	Jim Carey's brainy replica Cincho de Mayo of the scaredy-cat	0		Mysticality: +5, Monster Level: 10, Item Drop: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Dispense Salt and Lime", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Soundtrack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Fiesta Exit", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Projectile Piñata", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Foul", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Confetti Extravaganza"
11255	Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette	0		
11256	shrink-wrapped 2002 Mr. Store Catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-06"
11257	skewed 2002 Mr. Store Catalog	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11258	tumbling purple sizzling mansplainer's padded forbidden Sinatra's &quot;I survived Y2K&quot; T-Shirt of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Experience (Moxie): +5, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Damage Absorption: +20, Monster Level: +15, Hot Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-06"
11259	cyan bouncing Letter from Carrie Bradshaw	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11260	pro skateboard of the wise owl of the bloodbag	0		Mysticality: +20, Maximum HP: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Do a Kickflip", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Do a Method!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Do an epic McTwist!", Last Available: "2023-06"
11261	wobbly wobbly Mr. Accessaturday	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11262	squat Meat Butler	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11263	Loathing Idol Microphone	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11264	Charter: Nellyville	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11265	spinning Manual of Secret Door Detection	0		Last Available: "2023-06", Skill: "Secret Door Awareness"
11266	blue lard-coated Flash Liquidizer Ultra Dousing Accessory	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Douse Foe", Last Available: "2023-06"
11267	upside-down horrifying toasty mansplainer's Amulet of Perpetual Darkness of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Monster Level: +15, Hot Damage: +5, Spooky Damage: +25, Blind, Last Available: "2023-06"
11268	Giant monolith	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11269	Crimbo cookie sheet	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11270	VHS Tape	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11271	wet yellow scroll of minor invulnerability	0		Effect: "Quantum of Moxie", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2023-06"
11272	yellow blinking Lapis Lazuli	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11273	Eye Agate	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11274	Azurite	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11275	Arrow (+1)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11276	adjusted scroll of protection from lycanthropes	0		Effect: "Anytwo Five Elevenis?", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2023-06"
11277	squat Loathing Idol Microphone (75% charged)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11278	Loathing Idol Microphone (50% charged)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11279	pulsating bouncing blue Loathing Idol Microphone (25% charged)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11280	Replica 2002 Mr. Store Catalog	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11281	Mr. Big's Wallet	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11282	watered-down delicious Sexy Cosmo	2	awesome	Last Available: "2023-06"
11283	Souvenir Chopsticks	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11284	greedy coward's red-soled high heels of temperance	0		Monster Level: -20, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2023-06"
11285	stale small huge cyburger	2	decent	Last Available: "2025-12"
11286	careful ncle leg	0		Monster Level: -10
11287	wobbly flame-wreathed Socratic rutabuga bag	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Hot Spell Damage: +10
11288	Van der Graaf mesquito proboscis	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
11289	blue blurry senate fly thorax of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11290	energized quadruple-diffused bug juice	0		Effect: "Egg-stortionary Tactics", Effect Duration: 33
11291	twirling bouncing spider leg of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20
11292	maroon Samson's beetle antenna	0		Experience (Muscle): +5
11293	blurry Jeselnik's mantis skull	0		Sleaze Damage: +25
11294	liquefied squat chitin powder	0		Effect: "Vanity Rage", Effect Duration: 40
11295	ribald smooth daddy shortlegs leg	0		Moxie: +15, Sleaze Damage: +10
11296	tumbling birdybug antenna of the ox of Calamity Jane	0		Muscle: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +15
11297	extremely unsafe cool kilopede skull	0		Moxie: +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +100
11298	extra-irradiated liquefied shaking jittery haemolymphnode	0		Effect: "Net Tea", Effect Duration: 53
11299	irradiated magnetized chitin powder paste	0		Effect: "Lit Up", Effect Duration: 47
11300	bouncing blurry sleeping patriotic eagle	0		Free Pull
11301	bouncing claw-held flag	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11302	squat souvenir flag	0		
11303	name change form	0		
11304	pulsating replica sleeping patriotic eagle	0		
11305	wobbly boxed august scepter	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-08"
11306	august scepter	0		All Attributes: +15, HP Regen Min: 10, HP Regen Max: 15, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 1st: Mountain Climbing Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 2nd: Find an Eleven-Leaf Clover Day", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 3rd: Watermelon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 4th: Water Balloon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 5th: Oyster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 6th: Fresh Breath Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 7th: Lighthouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 8th: Cat Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 9th: Hand Holding Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 10th: World Lion Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 11th: Presidential Joke Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 12th: Elephant Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 13th: Left/Off Hander's Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 14th: Financial Awareness  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 15th: Relaxation Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 16th: Roller Coaster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 17th: Thriftshop Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 18th: Serendipity Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 19th: Honey Bee Awareness Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 20th: Mosquito Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 21st: Spumoni Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 22nd: Tooth Fairy Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 23rd: Ride the Wind Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 24th: Waffle Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 25th: Banana Split Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 26th: Toilet Paper Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 27th: Just Because Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 28th: Race Your Mouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 29th: More Herbs, Less Salt  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 30th: Beach Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 31st: Cabernet Sauvignon  Day!", Last Available: "2023-08"
11307	bland miniature watermelon	2	decent	Last Available: "2023-08"
11308	mirror watermelon seed	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11309	water balloon	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11310	blue blurry thriftshop coupon	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11311	tasty waffle	4	awesome	Last Available: "2023-08"
11312	jittery fixodent	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11313	narrow spinning hardy rosy-cheeked cat o' nine teeth	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2023-08"
11314	rosy-cheeked hardened tooth cap	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2023-08"
11315	experienced toothy trousers of courage	0		Experience: +2, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2023-08"
11316	tasty banana split	4	awesome	Last Available: "2023-08"
11317	handful of toilet paper	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11318	Mrs. Rush	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11319	medal	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-08"
11320	weak hand-crafted bottle of Cabernet Sauvignon	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-08"
11321	fortified baywatch of Gandalf of the businessman	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-08", Nonstackable Watch
11322	huge Pocket Guide to Mild Evil	0		Last Available: "2023-07", Skill: "Perpetrate Mild Evil"
11323	teal tumbling Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used)	0		Last Available: "2023-07", Skill: "Perpetrate Mild Evil"
11324	consolation ribbon	0		Familiar Weight: -10, Experience (familiar): -1, Last Available: "2023-08"
11325	replica august scepter	0		All Attributes: +15, HP Regen Min: 10, HP Regen Max: 15, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 1st: Mountain Climbing Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 2nd: Find an Eleven-Leaf Clover Day", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 3rd: Watermelon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 4th: Water Balloon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 5th: Oyster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 6th: Fresh Breath Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 7th: Lighthouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 8th: Cat Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 9th: Hand Holding Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 10th: World Lion Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 11th: Presidential Joke Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 12th: Elephant Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 13th: Left/Off Hander's Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 14th: Financial Awareness  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 15th: Relaxation Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 16th: Roller Coaster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 17th: Thriftshop Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 18th: Serendipity Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 19th: Honey Bee Awareness Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 20th: Mosquito Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 21st: Spumoni Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 22nd: Tooth Fairy Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 23rd: Ride the Wind Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 24th: Waffle Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 25th: Banana Split Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 26th: Toilet Paper Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 27th: Just Because Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 28th: Race Your Mouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 29th: More Herbs, Less Salt  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 30th: Beach Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 31st: Cabernet Sauvignon  Day!"
11326	gray squat Thwaitgold fairyfly statue	0		
11327	bouncing huge residual chitin paste	0		Skill: "Chitinous Soul"
11328	diluted spinning concentrated cooking	1		
11329	diluted meat	1		
11330	vaporized squat sparkling orb	1		Effect: "Tightly-Wound Spine", Effect Duration: 20
11331	pickled hardening cream	1		
11332	diluted narrow spinning pool shark hair oil	1		
11333	pulsating ghostly book of facts	0		Skill: "Just the Facts", Last Available: "2023-09"
11334	narrow book of facts (dog-eared)	0		Skill: "Just the Facts", Last Available: "2023-09"
11335	Dark Jill-of-All-Trades	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-10"
11336	huge LED candle	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2023-10"
11337	map to a candy-rich block	0		Last Available: "2023-10"
11338	aerosolized ionized sampler size toothpaste	0		Effect: "You Read The Manual", Effect Duration: 44
11339	Franken Stein	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Toast your enemy"
11340	narrow pulsating A Guide to Burning Leaves	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-11", Leaves: +0.5
11341	inflammable leaf	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11342	rake	0		Item Drop: +1, Last Available: "2023-11", Leaves: +1.5
11343	rake of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2023-11", Leaves: +1.5
11344	pulsating lime green autumnic bomb	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11345	forest canopy bed	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11346	olive day shortener	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11347	mirror extra time	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11348	lime green experienced autumnal aegis of the businessman	0		Experience: +2, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2023-11"
11349	pressed distilled resin	0		Effect: "Penguinny Flavor", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2023-11"
11350	super-heated leaf	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11351	lit leaf lasso	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11352	tied-up leaflet	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11353	tied-up monstera	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11354	tied-up leaviathan	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11355	arcane researcher's impromptu torch of the brazier	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-11"
11356	scorching padded fig leaf	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Hot Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-11"
11357	blurry smoldering drape of the sweet-tooth of Flo-Jo	0		Candy Drop: +100, Initiative: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-11"
11358	smoldering leafcutter ant egg	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11359	cyan bouncing occult deadly Sinatra's smartaleck's leaf crown of the empath of the cheetah	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Experience (Moxie): +5, Weapon Damage: +5, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Weight: +5, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2023-11"
11360	bland half-sized leafy browns	2	decent	Last Available: "2023-11"
11361	super-corrupted twirling autumnic balm	0		Effect: "Held Closer", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2023-11"
11362	adjusted super-concentrated fuchsia coping juice	0		Effect: "Human-Hippy Hybrid", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2023-11"
11363	avaricious hardy wicked beefcake's candy cane sword cane of Flo-Jo	0		Muscle: +25, Spell Damage: +5, Maximum HP: +50, Meat Drop: +30, Initiative: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Surprisingly Sweet Stab", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Surprisingly Sweet Slash", Last Available: "2023-12", Rollover Effect Duration: 250
11364	huge wrapped candy cane sword cane	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-12"
11365	Elf Guard patrol cap	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11366	maroon Elf Guard hotpants	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11367	Crimbuccaneer tricorn	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11368	Crimbuccaneer breeches	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11369	automa-bot parts	0		
11370	bouncing security automa-core	0		
11371	teal clerical automa-core	0		
11372	handful of Boltsmann bearings	0		
11373	twirling Spring Bros. solenoid	0		
11374	Spring Bros. ID badge	0		
11375	Boltsmann ID badge	0		
11376	ghostly housekeeping automa-core	0		
11377	jittery housekeeping robot	0		
11378	stale half-sized pickled bread	2	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11379	stale jittery salted mutton	4	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11380	flavorless thick corned beet	5	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11381	tiny plastic Elf Guard Armory	0		Weapon Damage: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Elf Guard Armory"
11382	tiny plastic Crimbuccaneer Grog Hall	0		Booze Drop: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Crimbuccaneer Grog Hall"
11383	tiny plastic Elf Guard Mess Hall	0		Food Drop: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Elf Guard Mess Hall"
11384	tiny Crimbuccaneer Foundry	0		Initiative: +3, Display Name: "tiny Crimbuccaneer Foundry"
11385	tiny plastic Abuela's Cottage (Pirate Control)	0		All Attributes: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Abuela's Cottage (Pirate Control)"
11386	jittery pirate encryption key alpha	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11387	pirate encryption key bravo	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11388	pirate encryption key charlie	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11389	pirate encryption key delta	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11390	wardrobe-o-matic	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11391	futuristic shirt	0		Lasts Until Rollover
11392	futuristic hat	0		Lasts Until Rollover
11393	futuristic collar	0		Lasts Until Rollover
11394	bouncing crated wardrobe-o-matic	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11395	normal super-sized teal peppermint donut	5	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11396	skewed smelly Elf Guard insignia (private)	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11397	wholesome Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint)	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11398	military-grade peppermint oil	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11399	Crimbuccaneer whale oil	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11400	Elf Guard tinsel grenade	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11401	lousy Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail	4	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11402	blinking Elf Army machine parts	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11403	wobbly bouncing Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11404	spinning aromatic Annie Oakley's thinker's Crimbuccaneer lantern	0		Mysticality: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11405	Crimbuccaneer flotsam	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11406	Crimbuccaneer invasion map	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11407	shaking Crimbuccaneer shirt of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2023-12"
11408	Elf Guard MPC	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11409	Crimbuccaneer piece of 12	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11410	Elf Guard commandeering gloves of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12", Piece of Twelve Drop: 0.5
11411	chilled Elf Guard eyedrops	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Hot Linguine", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2023-12"
11412	Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11413	Elf Guard honor present	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11414	resourceful sage Elf Guard officer's sidearm	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2023-12"
11415	blurry hardy experienced Elf Guard insignia (general)	0		Experience: +2, Maximum HP: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11416	high-proof mediocre fuchsia Crimbow Rainbo	7	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11417	tumbling upside-down Elf Guard strategic map	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11418	blurry Crimbuccaneer captain's purse	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11419	Jeselnik's lion tamer's Elf Guard broom	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2023-12"
11420	huge avaricious sizzling frosty Crimbuccaneer tavern swab	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Hot Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2023-12"
11421	Elf Guard hangover cure	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11422	extra-dry artisanal old-school pirate grog	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-12"
11423	stale miniature spinning grog nuts	2	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11424	bouncing bouncing careful Oprah's brainy sawed-off blunderbuss	0		Mysticality: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11425	practically non-alcoholic tolerable teal officer's nog	1	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11426	narrow peppermint bomb	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11427	stale sundae ration	4	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11428	stale peppermint tack	3	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11429	lime green mirror Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Cooking", Last Available: "2023-12"
11430	rotten half-sized twirling whalesteak	2	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11431	Temple Grandin's steel-toed whalegun of the glutton	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Familiar Weight: +7, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2023-12"
11432	bouncing Cocktails of the Age of Sail	0		Skill: "Old-School Cocktailcrafting", Last Available: "2023-12"
11433	lime green spinning Elf Guard payroll bag	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11434	grievous slick Elf Guard clipboard of doom	0		Moxie: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2023-12"
11435	spinning hardened pegfinger	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12", MPC Drop: 0.5
11436	perfectly mixed and claret	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-12"
11437	bouncing curative Elf Guard and beret	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11438	foul-smelling resourceful baleful shipwright's hammer	0		Spell Damage: +25, Maximum MP: +50, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11439	fireproof wizardly gunwale of the empath	0		Mysticality: +25, Familiar Weight: +5, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2023-12"
11440	skewed green toasty Herculean stylish Kelflar vest	0		Moxie: +25, Experience (Muscle): +1, Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11441	super-anodized wet ghostly tumbling whale cerebrospinal fluid	0		Effect: "Cinnamouth", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2023-12"
11442	auspicious Temple Grandin's Crimbuccaneer runebone	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11443	twirling cannonbomb	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11444	rosy-cheeked Elf Guard mouthknife of the glutton	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2023-12"
11445	mirror frosty smartaleck's Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating)	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11446	yellow Elf Guard fuel tank of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Last Available: "2023-12"
11447	Jack Frost's Herculean smooth massive wrench	0		Moxie: +15, Experience (Muscle): +1, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2023-12"
11448	Fonzie's brainy brown pirate pants	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience (Moxie): +1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11449	Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Extortion Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11450	The Encyclopedia of Fruit	0		Skill: "Fruit Recognition", Last Available: "2023-12"
11451	bouncing punching mirror	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11452	mirror censurious aromatic Lo Pan's Socratic Rosewater's beefy Elf dessert spoon	0		Muscle: +10, Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Stench Resistance: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2023-12"
11453	Oprah's thinker's Elf Guard SCUBA tank	0		Mysticality: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Adventure Underwater, Last Available: "2023-12"
11454	Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Relaxation Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11455	squat frightening free boots of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "The Old One-Two (Kick)", Last Available: "2023-12"
11456	baby rigging snake	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11457	asbestos-lined nasty arcane researcher's Elvish underarmor	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Stench Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11458	ghostly squat perfumed baleful Crimbuccaneer bombjacket	0		Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +5, Combat Item Damage Percent: 100, Last Available: "2023-12"
11459	massive rotten sugarplum ration	6	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11460	super-sized moldy gingerbread nylons	5	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11461	decent half-sized rum-soaked fruitcake	2	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11462	normal lime	3	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11463	moldy gingerbread pirate	3	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11464	bland blinking fruit-stuffed rumcake	3	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11465	mediocre mulled wine	4	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11466	triple-distilled drinkable blinking Swedish coffee	9	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11467	smooth strong canteen of eggnog	5	awesome	Last Available: "2023-12"
11468	special irresponsibly strong drinkable hot wine	6	good	Effect: "Polar Express", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2023-12"
11469	hand-crafted Jamaican coffee	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-12"
11470	spirit-forward delicious flask of egggrog	5	awesome	Last Available: "2023-12"
11471	Black and White Apron Enrollment Form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-12"
11472	Black and White Apron Meal Kit	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11473	pirate encryption key (complete)	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11474	distilled tolerable yule grog	5	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11475	decent mirror wet tack	3	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11476	massive normal whalecake	9	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11477	Usain Bolt's gunwale whalegun of Gandalf of extreme caution	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Monster Level: -25, Initiative: +80, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shoot, Gunwale Whalegun, Shoot!", Last Available: "2023-12"
11478	lousy high-proof upside-down and claret	9	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11479	bouncing olive rigging knot	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11480	trick coin	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11481	twirling cyan educational Elf Guard squirtgun of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Experience: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Peppermint Squirt", Last Available: "2023-12"
11482	lime green chest of &quot;pirate gold&quot;	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11483	family-friendly sequin-encrusted sweater	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11484	rock-hard sage wizardly replica Elf Guard medal	0		Mysticality: +25, Mysticality Percent: +10, Damage Reduction: 5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11485	Lil' Snowball Factory	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11486	Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11487	twirling prank Crimbo card	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11488	quilted occult Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Damage Absorption: +40, Last Available: "2023-12"
11489	twirling My First Paycheck envelope	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11490	gray avaricious studded fortified barnacle-encrusted sweater	0		Damage Absorption: 140, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2023-12"
11491	wicked Crimbuccaneer nose ring of the businessman of the boozehound	0		Spell Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +50, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2023-12"
11492	blinking pet anchor	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11493	purple shaking Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11494	mirror Elf Guard safety bear	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11495	kraken	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11496	cyan precision snowball	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11497	Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used)	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Cooking", Last Available: "2023-12"
11498	Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used)	0		Skill: "Old-School Cocktailcrafting", Last Available: "2023-12"
11499	spinning Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used)	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Extortion Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11500	The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used)	0		Skill: "Fruit Recognition", Last Available: "2023-12"
11501	twirling lime green Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used)	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Relaxation Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11502	double-liquefied military candy cane	0		Effect: "Fitter, Happier", Effect Duration: 34
11503	Vulcanized fuchsia groggipop	0		Effect: "World's Shortest Giant", Effect Duration: 26
11504	jittery sharpshooter's shellacked moss mace	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Moss Mugging", Last Available: "2024-12"
11505	gray reassuring deadly moss megaphone	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Megaphone Whisper", Last Available: "2024-12"
11506	upside-down prompt Jeselnik's moss medal	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Brandish Moss Medal", Last Available: "2024-12"
11507	aromatic razor-sharp moss mitre	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Stench Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Soul Genuflection", Last Available: "2024-12"
11508	skewed gray rosy-cheeked forbidden moss mantle	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drop Mantle", Last Available: "2024-12"
11509	ghostly wool sizzling moss marlinspike	0		Hot Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Extra Pickpocket, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11510	boiled ghostly moss mulch	1		Effect: "Human-Pirate Hybrid", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2024-12"
11511	wet aerosolized tumbling moss floss	0		Effect: "Sizzling with Fury", Effect Duration: 30
11512	adobe arsecover	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11513	adobe adze	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11514	blinking adobe abacus	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11515	adobe ayam	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11516	shaking adobe ascot	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11517	adobe abaya	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11518	twisted adobe assortment	1		Effect: "Crimbo Flavor", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2024-12"
11519	improved adobe brittle	0		Effect: "Coated Arms", Effect Duration: 28
11520	Usain Bolt's crafty stylish crepe paper phrygian cap	0		Moxie: +25, Maximum MP: +10, Initiative: +80, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Pull down your crepe paper phrygian cap", Last Available: "2025-12"
11521	up-at-dawn MacGyver's banded crepe paper parachute cape	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum MP: +100, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2025-12"
11522	clever wholesome arcane researcher's crepe paper pie clip	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Look through your crepe paper pie clip", Last Available: "2025-12"
11523	narrow frightening Rosewater's cool crepe paper puzzle cube	0		Moxie: +5, Mysticality Percent: +30, Spooky Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play with your crepe paper puzzle", Last Available: "2025-12"
11524	flame-wreathed Temple Grandin's groovy crepe paper plunge camisole	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +7, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Leave nothing to the imagination", Last Available: "2025-12"
11525	auspicious knitted wholesome crepe paper polka charm	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Embrace polka", Last Available: "2025-12"
11526	mixed huge crepe paper pared cuttings	1		Effect: "Altered Wavelengths", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2025-12"
11527	quadruple-tarnished warmed concentrated bouncing crepe paper peanut candy	0		Effect: "Eyes All Black", Effect Duration: 42
11528	cyan jittery fortified boxer's petrified wood war pike	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Damage Absorption: +60, Last Available: "2025-12"
11529	Fonzie's petrified wood waist protector of vim and vigor	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Single Equip, Avoid Attack: 1, Last Available: "2025-12"
11530	petrified wood wizard's pouch of the overflowing toilet of doom	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Lantern: 2, Lantern Element: "Hot", Lantern Element: "None", Last Available: "2025-12"
11531	smartaleck's wizardly petrified wood water purifier	0		Mysticality: +25, Moxie Percent: +30, Lantern: 2, Lantern Element: "Cold", Lantern Element: "Sleaze", Last Available: "2025-12"
11532	wobbly wholesome rock-hard petrified wood whoopie panama	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2025-12", Thorns: 1
11533	greasy experienced petrified wood walking pants	0		Experience: +2, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2025-12"
11534	boiled wobbly mirror petrified wood waste parts	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11535	frozen modified petrified wood wafer praline	0		Effect: "Object Detection", Effect Duration: 60
11536	lousy practically non-alcoholic gray cybeer	1	decent	Last Available: "2025-12"
11537	lime green ICEbox	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11538	wired underwear	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Refresh HP", Last Available: "2025-12"
11539	encrypted shuriken	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Encrypted Shuriken", Last Available: "2025-12"
11540	baby chest mimic	0		Free Pull
11541	googly chest eyes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11542	mimic egg	0		
11543	bouncing inspector's supercharged Crimbuccaneer war standard	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2023-12"
11544	knitted vibrating Elf Guard war standard	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2023-12"
11545	in-the-box spring shoes	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-02"
11546	twirling extremely unsafe wizardly spring shoes of the overflowing toilet	0		Mysticality: +25, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Away", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Kick", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Growth Spurt", Drops Items, Last Available: "2024-02"
11547	unsweetened spinning ultra-soft ferns	0		Effect: "Bonelording", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2024-02"
11548	anodized flattened crunchy brush	0		Effect: "Sagittarius Rising", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2024-02"
11549	smashed scientific equipment	0		
11550	biphasic molecular oculus	0		No Pull
11551	triphasic molecular oculus	0		
11552	high-tension exoskeleton	0		Avoid Attack: 1
11553	ultra-high-tension exoskeleton	0		Avoid Attack: 2
11554	irresponsible-tension exoskeleton	0		Avoid Attack: 3
11555	upside-down quick-release belt pouch	0		Single Equip
11556	quick-release fannypack	0		Single Equip
11557	blurry quick-release utility belt	0		Single Equip
11558	slick motion sensor	0		Moxie: +10, Single Equip
11559	focused magnetron pistol	0		Single Equip
11560	packaged Everfull Dart Holster	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-03"
11561	educational wizardly Everfull Dart Holster	0		Mysticality: +25, Experience: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-03"
11562	research fragment	0		
11563	Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette	0		
11564	boxed Apriling band helmet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-04"
11565	rosewater-soaked knitted rock-hard Apriling band helmet of wisdom of the storm	0		Mysticality: +15, Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Cold Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2024-04"
11566	upside-down nippy chaotic Apriling band saxophone of doom of bravery	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11567	Temple Grandin's rosy-cheeked Apriling band quad tom of the glutton of the early riser	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Familiar Weight: +7, Food Drop: +100, Adventures: +7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11568	executive family-friendly MacGyver's Apriling band tuba of the pedagogue of chilblains	0		Experience: +3, Maximum MP: +100, Cold Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11569	flame-retardant lard-coated stanky healthy hardened Socratic Apriling band staff	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11570	Apriling band piccolo	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11571	boxed Mayam Calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-05"
11572	Mayam Calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-05"
11573	stale yam	4	decent	Last Available: "2024-05"
11574	tolerable practically non-alcoholic yam martini	1	good	Last Available: "2024-05"
11575	practically non-alcoholic acceptable skewed sweet potato o' mine	1	good	Last Available: "2024-05"
11576	tolerable mirror red Southern yam	4	good	Last Available: "2024-05"
11577	perfectly mixed practically non-alcoholic special shaking sweet potato punch	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Effect: "Texas Elegance", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2024-05"
11578	diet spoiled Mayam spinach	1	crappy	Last Available: "2024-05"
11579	snack-sized decent yam and swiss	2	good	Last Available: "2024-05"
11580	avaricious chilly yam cannon of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Cold Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +30, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11581	yam cannon	0		Initiative: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11582	yam battery	0		Last Available: "2024-05"
11583	yam stinkbomb	0		Last Available: "2024-05"
11584	scandalous forbidden boxer's furry yam buckler	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Sleaze Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11585	thanksgiving bomb	0		Last Available: "2024-05"
11586	friendly vibrating padded yamtility belt	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11587	moldy yam slider	3	crappy	Last Available: "2024-05"
11588	flavorless twirling yam mayo	4	decent	Last Available: "2024-05"
11589	rotten huge yam burrito	3	crappy	Last Available: "2024-05"
11590	visual packet sniffer	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11591	mini kiwi egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-06"
11592	pulsating aviator goggles	0		
11593	Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model	0		
11594	yummy mini kiwi	3	awesome	Last Available: "2024-06"
11595	huge zippy deadly Newton's mini kiwi bikini	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Weapon Damage: +5, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2024-06"
11596	smooth mini kiwitini	3	awesome	Last Available: "2024-06"
11597	mini kiwi invisible dirigible	0		Familiar Weight: -20, Last Available: "2024-06"
11598	huge mini kiwi aioli	0		Last Available: "2024-06"
11599	wobbly nippy Jim Carey's mini kiwi silicon tiepin of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Monster Level: +25, Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2024-06"
11600	huge mini kiwi tipi	0		Last Available: "2024-06"
11601	flavorless enchanted bite-sized mini kiwi digitized cookies	1	decent	Effect: "Action", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2024-06"
11602	perfectly mixed mini kiwi intoxicating spirits	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-06"
11603	altered quantum mini kiwi antimilitaristic hippy petition	0		Effect: "Fungal Fortification", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2024-06"
11604	super-flattened double-flattened shaking mini kiwi illicit antibiotic	0		Effect: "The Strength... of the Future", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2024-06"
11605	pulsating double-paned Temple Grandin's mini kiwi whipping stick	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2024-06"
11606	frosty mini kiwi icepick	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2024-06"
11607	dry mini kiwi-flavored aspirin-injecting lipstick	0		Effect: "Mer-kindliness", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2024-06"
11608	packaged Roman Candelabra	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-07"
11609	Roman Candelabra	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Blue Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Green Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Purple Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Red Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Yellow Candle!", Last Available: "2024-07"
11610	twirling protogenetic chunklet (synapse)	0		
11611	spinning protogenetic chunklet (muscle)	0		
11612	protogenetic chunklet (flagellum)	0		
11613	protogenetic chunklet (elbow)	0		
11614	wobbly protogenetic chunklet (lips)	0		
11615	foul-smelling hale messenger bag RNA of the blizzard	0		Maximum HP: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +10
11616	wobbly flagellate flagon	0		
11617	skewed proto-proto-protozoa	0		
11618	massive bland bacteria bisque	6	decent	
11619	stale enchanted ciliophora chowder	4	decent	Effect: "Hyphemariffic", Effect Duration: 45
11620	spoiled small cream of chloroplasts	2	crappy	
11621	synaptic soup	0		
11622	muscular soup	0		
11623	flagellate soup	0		
11624	skewed elbow soup	0		
11625	skewed lip soup	0		
11626	unevolved organism	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-07"
11627	cyan extra ooze	0		
11628	red extra DNA	0		Experience (familiar): +1
11629	untorn tearaway pants package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-08"
11630	blurry narrow lime green groovy brainy tearaway pants of the dark arts of the bloodbag of the cheetah	0		Mysticality: +5, Moxie Percent: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP: +100, Initiative: +60, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tear Away your Pants!", Last Available: "2024-08"
11631	squat baby bodyguard	0		
11632	blue Doll Moll violin case	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
11633	Tina gun	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11634	blinking blurry tattoo gun	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
11635	watered-down lousy Colera Peste Nebbiolo	2	decent	Last Available: "2026-08"
11636	longbox of Batfellow comics	0		
11637	Thwaitgold shield bug statuette	0		
11638	bodyguard badge	0		
11639	Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir	0		Skill: "Too Cool"
11640	purple Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir (read)	0		Skill: "Too Cool"
11641	boxed Sept-Ember Censer	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-09"
11642	skewed Sept-Ember Censer	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11643	fuchsia blade of dismemberment of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11644	shaking Embering Hulk	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11645	Mmm-brr! brand mouthwash	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11646	Septapus summoning charm	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11647	narrow structural ember	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11648	chaotic clever baleful embers-only jacket	0		Spell Damage: +25, Maximum MP: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11649	bembershoot of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11650	big spoiled wheel of camembert	5	crappy	Last Available: "2024-09"
11651	gray foul-smelling clever Da Vinci's hat of remembering	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Maximum MP: +20, Stench Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11652	throwin' ember	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11653	tumbling head of emberg lettuce	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11654	embering hunk	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11655	maroon soft cap of diminishing returns	0		
11656	photo booth sized crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-10"
11657	boxed bat wings	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-10"
11658	gravedigger's forbidden bat wings of the boozehound	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Spooky Damage: +10, Booze Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Rest upside down", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Swoop like a Bat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summon Cauldron of Bats", Last Available: "2024-10"
11659	ember egg	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11660	blinking ember	0		Cold Resistance: +1
11661	monocle on a stick of the brute of terror	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11662	skewed sharpshooter's plastic pipe of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11663	zippy careful fake arrow-through-the-head	0		Monster Level: -10, Initiative: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11664	censurious bow tie of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Clowniness: 25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11665	baleful fake huge beard of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11666	double-paned clever astronaut helmet	0		Maximum MP: +20, Cold Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11667	rosy-cheeked smooth feather boa	0		Moxie: +15, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11668	wobbly Sheriff badge of the boozehound of the sweet-tooth	0		Booze Drop: +100, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11669	clever Sheriff pistol of the glutton	0		Maximum MP: +20, Food Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11670	nippy Sheriff moustache of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Cold Damage: +10, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11671	extremely unsafe boxer's photo booth supply list	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Check for photo booth supplies", Last Available: "2024-10"
11672	yellow peace turkey outline	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-11"
11673	tie-dye headband	0		
11674	bland whirled peas	3	decent	Last Available: "2024-11"
11675	fancy moldy wobbly peaza	4	crappy	Effect: "Inner Warmth", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2024-11"
11676	peace shooter	0		Last Available: "2024-11"
11677	pickled twirling drenchrome 2.0	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11678	altered Synapse Blaster	1		Effect: "Sneaky Serpentine Subtlety", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2025-12"
11679	bouncing wobbly quantized familiar	0		
11680	yellow quantum watch	0		Adventures: +2
11681	quantized familiar experience	0		
11682	tarnished dry enhanced pea brittle	0		Effect: "Sugar, Hello", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2024-11"
11683	artisanal weak peasco	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-11"
11684	stale miniature shaking piece of cake	2	decent	Last Available: "2024-11"
11685	tumbling handful of split pea soup	0		Last Available: "2024-11"
11686	Sealed TakerSpace letter of Marque	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-12"
11687	olive TakerSpace letter of Marque	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11688	huge Annie Oakley's savvy deft pirate hook	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-12"
11689	extremely unsafe iron tricorn hat of the boozehound	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Booze Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Iron Tricorn Headbutt", Last Available: "2024-12"
11690	huge jolly roger flag of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-12"
11691	bouncing sleeping profane parrot	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11692	olive pirrrate's currrse	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11693	perfectly mixed yellow tankard of spiced rum	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-12"
11694	spirit-forward lousy tankard of spiced Goldschlepper	5	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11695	packaged luxury garment	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11696	pulsating governor's daughter's lace collar	0		Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2024-12"
11697	ghostly green grievous governor's daughter's petticoats	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2024-12"
11698	stanky governor's daughter's pearl hairpin	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2024-12"
11699	harpoon	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11700	bouncing Newton's chili powder cutlass	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2024-12"
11701	decent thick Aztec tamale	5	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11702	blinking spinning jolly roger tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11703	pet rock	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11704	huge Herculean groggles	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Last Available: "2024-12"
11705	pirate dinghy	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11706	wobbly anchor bomb	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11707	scandalous horrifying silky pirate drawers	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2024-12"
11708	olive tumbling profane eye patch	0		Sleaze Damage: +3
11709	nitrogenated ghostly peppermint pegleg	0		Effect: "Bored Stiff", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2024-12"
11710	bad blue hard cocoa	4	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11711	bland snack-sized salmagumdi	2	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11712	clever plastic Easter Island Bunny	0		Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2024-12"
11713	censurious plastic St. Patrick	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2024-12"
11714	lime green chilly plastic Colonel Brando of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2024-12"
11715	plastic Jedediah and Boiling Cloud of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2024-12"
11716	bouncing spinning rosy-cheeked plastic &quot;Santa Claus&quot;	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2024-12"
11717	Spirit of Easter	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11718	ghostly Spirit of St. Patrick's Day	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11719	Spirit of Veteran's Day	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11720	Spirit of Thanksgiving	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11721	Spirit of Christmas	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11722	spoiled coney haunch	4	crappy	Last Available: "2024-12"
11723	aerosolized bouncing dark chocolate egg	0		Effect: "Polka of Plenty", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2024-12"
11724	lousy narrow blurry moai toai	4	decent	
11725	shellacked beefy moaiball of horror	0		Muscle: +10, Damage Reduction: 7, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2024-12"
11726	half-digested rat	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11727	denatured four-leaf potato sprout	0		Effect: "Eyes of the Dragon", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2024-12"
11728	veiny padded smooth potato jacket	0		Moxie: +15, Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11729	traumatic holiday memory	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11730	Brandonian footlocker key	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11731	bouncing arcane researcher's military orb of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Military Orb", Last Available: "2024-12"
11732	super-pickled wobbly rum ball	0		Effect: "Nasty, Nasty Breath", Effect Duration: 59
11733	gravy skin	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11734	hale rosy-cheeked gravyskin hat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2024-12"
11735	auspicious gravyskin buckler of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11736	grievous gravyskin skirt of chilblains	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2024-12"
11737	aromatic scandalous gravyskin pants	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2024-12"
11738	nitrogenated crystallized pumpkin spice	0		Effect: "Extra-Sharp Weapon", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2024-12"
11739	massive stale skewed room scale bean casserole	10	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11740	fragile Christmas ornament	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11741	ragged wool yarn	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11742	bouncing scandalous dangerous perfect Christmas scarf of courage	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11743	avaricious Oprah's snowman-enchanting tophat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Meat Drop: +30, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Place your hat on their head", Last Available: "2024-12"
11744	chilled dry blue LIDAR candle	0		Effect: "Dreadful Sheen", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2024-12"
11745	miser's flame-wreathed Congressional Medal of Insanity of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Lantern: 3, Last Available: "2024-12"
11746	mirror pumpkin spice whorl	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11747	tolerable weak blinking Easter grasshopper	2	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11748	triple-distilled acceptable Irish eggnog	7	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11749	drinkable enchanted fuchsia canteen of jungle juice	3	good	Effect: "'Roids of the Rhinoceros", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2024-12"
11750	watered-down artisanal turchucken	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-12"
11751	aged watered-down mechanically-mulled cider	2	awesome	Last Available: "2024-12"
11752	fancy tolerable squat upside-down holiday trip around the world	3	good	Effect: "Coldfinger", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11753	thick rotten chocolate ostrich egg	5	crappy	Last Available: "2024-12"
11754	yummy beef and cabbage	3	awesome	Last Available: "2024-12"
11755	rotten candy rations	4	crappy	Last Available: "2024-12"
11756	enchanted spoiled huge double-candied yams	8	crappy	Effect: "Standard Cheer", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2024-12"
11757	bite-sized tasty Christmas ham	1	awesome	Last Available: "2024-12"
11758	thick normal holiday smorgasbord	5	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11759	Bowl of Infinite Jelly	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11760	stanky bejazzled eyepatch	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2024-12"
11761	ghostly Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Master Egg Hunter"
11762	Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Master Egg Hunter"
11763	wobbly How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Attract Snakes"
11764	red How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Attract Snakes"
11765	Covert Ops for Kids	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Hide From Seekers"
11766	Covert Ops for Kids (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Hide From Seekers"
11767	Holiday Multitasking	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Holiday Multitasking"
11768	squat Holiday Multitasking (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Holiday Multitasking"
11769	Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Reindeer Games"
11770	Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Reindeer Games"
11771	moai statuette	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11772	therapeutic stiffened studded egg gun of the empath	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Damage Reduction: 1, Familiar Weight: +5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Egg the face", Last Available: "2024-12"
11773	hale Da Vinci's army helmet of bravery of the boozehound	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Maximum HP: +20, Spooky Resistance: +5, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2024-12"
11774	pulsating candy egg deviler	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11775	teal napkin	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11776	rotten yellow huge Thanksgiving ration	3	crappy	Last Available: "2024-12"
11777	perfectly mixed Easter eggnog	4	super EPIC	Last Available: "2024-12"
11778	mixed jittery clovermint	1		Last Available: "2024-12"
11779	auspicious therapeutic stylish nylon Christmas stockings of Calamity Jane	0		Moxie: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Item Drop: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11780	tattoo of two turkeys	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11781	vacuum-sealed blinking deviled candy egg	0		Effect: "Swimming Head", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2024-12"
11782	McHugeLarge deluxe ski set	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-01"
11783	skewed blue quilted McHugeLarge duffel bag of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Damage Absorption: +40, Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11784	censurious extremely unsafe McHugeLarge left pole of incineration	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Slash", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11785	lion tamer's Jim Carey's McHugeLarge right pole of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Monster Level: +25, Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Stab", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11786	auspicious McHugeLarge left ski of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Item Drop: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Avalanche", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11787	lightning-fast stanky McHugeLarge right ski	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Ski Plow", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11788	bouncing 1	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11789	narrow 0	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11790	compressed eXpand	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11791	skewed brute force hammer	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Brute Force Hammer", Last Available: "2025-12"
11792	datastick	0		Last Available: "2025-12", RAM: +1
11793	ghostly ghostly dedigitizer schematic: brute force hammer	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11794	dedigitizer schematic: malware injector	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11795	narrow dedigitizer schematic: cybervisor	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11796	jittery purple dedigitizer schematic: digibritches	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11797	dedigitizer schematic: cryptocloak	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11798	dedigitizer schematic: zero-trust tanktop	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11799	dedigitizer schematic: retro floppy disk	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11800	dedigitizer schematic: pocket GPU	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11801	wobbly shaking dedigitizer schematic: trojan horseshoe	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11802	dedigitizer schematic: familiar-in-the-middle	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11803	wobbly cybervisor	0		Last Available: "2025-12", RAM: +3
11804	retro floppy disk	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11805	mirror pocket GPU	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
11806	malware injector	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Inject Malware", Last Available: "2025-12"
11807	maroon mirror CyberRealm keycode	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
11808	green server room key	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11809	3d printed server room key	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11810	dedigitizer schematic: 3d printed server room key	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11811	logic grenade	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11812	vaporized psilocyber mushroom	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11813	dedigitizer schematic: SLEEP(5) rom chip	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11814	twirling bouncing dedigitizer schematic: OVERCLOCK(10) rom chip	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11815	dedigitizer schematic: STATS+++ rom chip	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11816	dedigitizer schematic: insignificant bit	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11817	dedigitizer schematic: hashing vise	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11818	dedigitizer schematic: geofencing rapier	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11819	dedigitizer schematic: geofencing shield	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11820	dedigitizer schematic: virtual cybertattoo	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11821	SLEEP(5) rom chip	0		Skill: "SLEEP(5)", Last Available: "2025-12"
11822	OVERCLOCK(10) rom chip	0		Skill: "OVERCLOCK(10)", Last Available: "2025-12"
11823	STATS+++ rom chip	0		Skill: "STATS+++", Last Available: "2025-12"
11824	squat gray insignificant bit	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11825	parity bit	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11826	wobbly hashing vise	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11827	blue geofencing rapier	0		Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Thrust your geofencing rapier", Last Available: "2025-12"
11828	geofencing shield	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11829	virtual cybertattoo	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11830	green ninja rope	0		
11831	teal ninja crampons	0		
11832	spinning ninja carabiner	0		
11833	aerosolized wet activated synthetic coffee	0		Effect: "Bananas!", Effect Duration: 14
11834	liquefied unsweetened iDrops	0		Effect: "Amorphous Cheer", Effect Duration: 60
11835	shame coil	0		
11836	yellow new-in-box toy Cupid bow	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-02"
11837	toy Cupid bow	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2025-02"
11838	skewed heat arc	0		
11839	scrape	0		
11840	phantom digit	0		
11841	olive foul line	0		
11842	dark manioc	0		
11843	shaking Observer source code	0		
11844	chill gherkin	0		
11845	blinking childrens' stapler	0		
11846	plover's egg	0		
11847	jittery flyswatter	0		
11848	Thwaitgold cordyceps ant statuette	0		
11849	heat particle	0		Hot Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10
11850	green sore	0		Cold Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10
11851	pulsating stomach churner	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
11852	phantom brace	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
11853	foul cozy	0		Stench Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10
11854	grim cellophane	0		Combat Rate: -5
11855	rift oculus	0		Combat Rate: +5
11856	mirror sweaty egg	0		HP Regen Min: 4, HP Regen Max: 8
11857	narrow carton of extra-sharp, staples	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spell Damage: +10
11858	shaking glover liners	0		Pickpocket Chance: +10
11859	twirling twirling mosquito speakers	0		Monster Level: +5
11860	yellow assemble-it-yourself Leprecondo	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-03"
11861	ghostly wobbly Leprecondo	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11862	denatured wobbly scoop of pre-workout powder	1		Effect: "Spiritually Awake", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2025-03"
11863	table tennis ball	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11864	mediocre fortified squat pint of Leprechaun Stout	5	decent	Last Available: "2025-03"
11865	vaporized spinning phosphor traces	1		Last Available: "2025-03"
11866	crafting plans	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11867	spinning Book of Irony	0		Skill: "Generate Irony"
11868	spoon	0		
11869	unironic knife	0		
11870	yellow bar dart	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11871	denatured skewed leprechaun antidepressant pill	1		Last Available: "2025-03"
11872	normal bite-sized Heck ramen	1	good	Last Available: "2025-03"
11873	bland burrito	3	decent	Last Available: "2025-03"
11874	diet special adequate small beer brat	1	good	Effect: "Carrion' On", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2025-03"
11875	moldy peach pie	3	crappy	Last Available: "2025-03"
11876	decent thick incredible mini-pizza	5	good	Last Available: "2025-03"
11877	drinkable Divine sidecar	4	good	Last Available: "2025-03"
11878	mediocre tangarita sidecar	3	decent	Last Available: "2025-03"
11879	triple-distilled bad lime green gimlet sidecar	6	decent	Last Available: "2025-03"
11880	hand-crafted triple-distilled vodka stratocaster sidecar	8	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-03"
11881	drinkable prussian cathouse sidecar	4	good	Last Available: "2025-03"
11882	hand-crafted Mon Tiki sidecar	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-03"
11883	green Packaged April Shower Thoughts Calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-04"
11884	shaking lightning-fast smartaleck's April Shower Thoughts shield	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2025-04"
11885	glob of wet paper	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11886	mirror spitball	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11887	adjusted red wet paper weights	0		Effect: "Super-Electrified", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2025-04"
11888	weak aged spinning Three Sheets to the Wind	2	awesome	Last Available: "2025-04"
11889	small rotten pile of wet dates	2	crappy	Last Available: "2025-04"
11890	upside-down ghostly papier Mach 1 airplane	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11891	purple wet blanket	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11892	maroon Jim Carey's wet shower cap	0		Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2025-04"
11893	mirror wet shower shoes of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2025-04"
11894	wet shower shorts of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2025-04"
11895	wet paper tiger	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11896	wet paper eye	0		Familiar Weight: +15
11897	wet shower curtain	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11898	oxidized pulsating wet paper cup	0		Effect: "Squatting and Thrusting", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2025-04"
11899	oxidized gray blurry tumbling wet paperback	0		Effect: "Corona de la Salsa", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2025-04"
11900	greedy wet shower radio	0		Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2025-04"
11901	gray wet shower stamp	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11902	birthday bloon of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7
11903	dry oxidized upside-down huge jawwetter	0		Effect: "You're High as a Crow, Marty", Effect Duration: 31
11904	Unpeeled Peridot of Peril	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-05"
11905	crafty Peridot of Peril of the cougar of incineration	0		Moxie: +20, Maximum MP: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-05"
11906	double-paned terrycloth turban	0		Cold Resistance: +5
11907	Rosewater's jockey's hat	0		Mysticality Percent: +30
11908	resourceful sharpshooter's hat	0		Maximum MP: +50
11909	Socratic extra-tight skullcap	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1
11910	cyan rosewater-soaked sturdy pith helmet	0		Stench Resistance: +3
11911	resourceful bishop's mitre	0		Maximum MP: +50
11912	cyan blurry tin foil hat of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
11913	avaricious construction hardhat	0		Meat Drop: +30
11914	banded imposing pilgrim's hat	0		Damage Absorption: +100
11915	crown of thorns	0		Thorns: 1
11916	smooth stylish bycocket	0		Moxie: +15
11917	tumbling Thwaitgold mad hatterpillar statuette	0		
11918	jittery packaged prismatic beret	0		Free Pull
11919	blush beret	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beret Blast", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beret Boast", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beret Busking", Last Available: "2025-06"
11920	flak shield	0		
11921	Axis HQ Code	0		
11922	yeti in a travel cooler	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-07"
11923	shaking blurry exchanger	0		Cold Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2025-07"
11924	friendly Axis helmet of the blizzard	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Cold Spell Damage: +25
11925	narrow careful Axis fatigues of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Monster Level: -10
11926	blinking tumbling toasty Newton's Axis suspenders	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip
11927	blinking jittery stolen artifact	0		
11928	really expensive stolen artifact	0		
11929	yellow tumbling priceless stolen artifact	0		
11930	chocolate rations	0		
11931	nice nylon stockings	0		
11932	Allied Radio Backpack Pack	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-07"
11933	knitted thinker's brainy Allied Radio Backpack	0		Mysticality: 15, Cold Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Call in an Airstrike", Last Available: "2025-07"
11934	blue orphaned baby skeleton	0		
11935	ordnance magnet	0		Single Equip, Drops Items
11936	olive shaking confetti grenade	0		
11937	spoiled Skeleton Wars rations	3	crappy	
11938	perfectly mixed gray skeleton war fuel can	4	EPIC	
11939	skeleton war grenade	0		
11940	mirror chocolate and nylons detector	0		
11941	M&ouml;bius ring box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-08"
11942	M&ouml;bius ring	0		Gear Drop: [100*lte(paradoxicity,7)*gte(paradoxicity,3)], Last Available: "2025-08"
11943	bone pacifier	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11944	Tesla shellacked Allied Forces insignia of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Damage Reduction: 7, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
11945	cyan Allied Tattoo Kit	0		
11946	green skewed handheld Allied radio	0		
11947	skewed Axis codebook	0		
11948	ionized aerosolized ghostly Life Goals Pamphlet	0		Effect: "Seeing Colors", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2025-08"
11949	bully badge of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2025-08"
11950	twirling ghostly asbestos-lined time cop top hat	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2025-08"
11951	shaking Stock Certificate	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
11952	distilled upside-down ghostly red mixed berry jelly	1		Last Available: "2025-08"
11953	stale toast with mixed berry jelly	3	decent	Last Available: "2025-08"
11954	stale cup of sugar	3	decent	Last Available: "2025-08"
11955	bland diet Susie's cupcake	1	decent	Last Available: "2025-08"
11956	fuchsia huge tumbling clock	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
11957	pulsating family-friendly greasy manspreader's the gun	0		Monster Level: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2025-08"
11958	bad wine	3	decent	Last Available: "2025-08"
11960	bouncing really, really nice swimming trunks	0		Adventure Underwater
11961	sand penny	0		
11962	shaking undersea surveying goggles of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Lasts Until Rollover
11963	artisanal Ocean-Touched Rum	4	EPIC	
11964	pickled squat water-logged pill	1		
11965	bland tumbling kelp puck	3	decent	
11966	scroll of sea strength	0		
11967	blinking scroll of sea smarts	0		
11968	scroll of sea smarm	0		
11969	ghostly waterlogged scroll of healing	0		
11970	sea gel	0		
11971	adjusted olive octopus ink bladder	0		Effect: "Banono", Effect Duration: 12
11972	durable dolphin whistle	0		
11973	mirror Thwaitgold lobster statuette	0		
11974	packaged Monodent of the Sea	0		Free Pull
11975	Monodent of the Sea	0		Hot Damage: +25, All Attributes Percent: +5, Experience: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sea *dent: Throw a Lightning Bolt", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sea *dent: Summon a Wave", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sea *dent: Talk to Some Fish", Last Available: "2025-09"
11976	unblemished pearl	0		
11977	narrow pulsating mansplainer's dentadent	0		Monster Level: +15
11986	ghostly lab-grown blood cubic zirconia	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-10"
11987	wobbly coward's Lo Pan's fortified Socratic blood cubic zirconia of dire peril of terror	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Weapon Damage: +20, Damage Absorption: +60, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Monster Level: -20, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Blood Geyser", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Refracted Gaze", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Sweat Bullets", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Blood Bath", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Dial it up to 11", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Sweat Equity", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Create Blood Thinner", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Prepare Spinal Tapas", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Craft a Pheromone Cocktail", Last Available: "2025-10"
12044	pickled blood thinner	1		Last Available: "2025-10"
12045	triple-distilled tolerable pheromone cocktail	6	good	Last Available: "2025-10"
12046	spoiled skewed spinal tapas	3	crappy	Last Available: "2025-10"
12047	shrunken head in a duffel bag	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-11"
12048	studded extremely unsafe beefcake's shrunken head	0		Muscle: +25, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Damage Absorption: +80, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Prepare to reanimate your Foe", Last Available: "2025-11"
12049	stocking full of bones	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
12050	small peppermint-flavored sugar walking crook	0		
12051	knucklebone	0		
12052	delicious weak Smoking Pope	2	awesome	
12053	tasty spinning prize turkey	4	awesome	
12054	compressed medicinal gruel	1		
12055	massive flavorless full-sized pumpkin pie	6	decent	Last Available: "2025-11"
12056	lousy vodka cranberry sauce	4	decent	Last Available: "2025-11"
12057	aerosolized warmed olive upside-down yammed candy	0		Effect: "Polka Face", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2025-11"
12058	toothsome pulsating treasure chestnut	4	awesome	Last Available: "2025-12"
12059	weak acceptable mulled butter rum	2	good	Last Available: "2025-12"
12060	nitrogenated cinnamon doubloon	0		Effect: "Hagnk's Gratitude", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2025-12"
12061	plastic left skeleton arm of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2025-12"
12062	squat arcane researcher's plastic left skeleton leg	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12063	skewed mansplainer's plastic right skeleton arm	0		Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2025-12"
12064	prompt plastic right skeleton leg	0		Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2025-12"
12065	red ruddy plastic skeleton pelvis	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2025-12"
12066	squat discreetly-wrapped Eternity Codpiece	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-12"
12067	The Eternity Codpiece	0		All Attributes: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12"
12068	wizardly angelbone kilt of doom	0		Mysticality: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2026-12"
12069	prompt angelbone totem	0		Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Spleen Capacity: +1
12070	angelbone chopsticks of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Stomach Capacity: +1
12071	cyan flame-retardant Temple Grandin's angelbone mantle	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2026-12"
12072	mirror upside-down savvy angelbone dice	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Liver Capacity: +1
12073	Sherlock's brawny angelbone halo	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2026-12"
12074	modified angelbone fragments	1		Effect: "The Real Deal", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2026-12"
12075	diffused upside-down tumbling bouncing biblically accurate gumdrops	0		Effect: "Top Dog", Effect Duration: 53
12076	hardy ruddy devilbone helmet	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2026-12"
12077	miser's devilbone greaves	0		Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2026-12", Spleen Capacity: +1
12078	chaotic devilbone shinguards of temperance	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12"
12079	ruddy devilbone corset	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2026-12", Stomach Capacity: +1
12080	shaking lion tamer's thinker's devilbone flute	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2026-12"
12081	lime green Van der Graaf devilbone rosary	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Liver Capacity: +1
12082	compressed teal devilbone chunks	1		Last Available: "2026-12"
12083	polarized magnetized narrow Gehenna tattoo	0		Effect: "Berry Experiential", Effect Duration: 65
12116	shaking burnt incisor	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12117	burnt phalange	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12118	blue burnt radius	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12119	burnt rib	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12120	gray squat burnt skull	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12121	Crymbocurrency	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12122	narrow narrow Fonzie's extra-thick Crimbo sweater	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Last Available: "2025-12"
12123	tumbling The Encyclopedia of Holiday Funerary Rites	0		Skill: "Holiday Burial Knowledge", Last Available: "2025-12"
12124	perfectly mixed Steve Abrams' Holiday Sampler Beer	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-12"
12125	crate of prize-winning rum	0		No Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
12126	drinkable practically non-alcoholic bottle of prize-winning rum	1	good	Last Available: "2025-12"
12127	bouncing resourceful veiny Santa-Slayer medal of incineration	0		Maximum HP: +10, Maximum MP: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12128	blurry Skull of Claus	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12129	pressed extra-Vulcanized boiling bone marrow	0		Effect: "Triangle, Man", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2025-12"
12130	super-liquefied quadruple-polymerized spinning boiling cerebrospinal fluid	0		Effect: "Superheroic", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2025-12"
12131	frozen super-colloidal mirror boiling synovial fluid	0		Effect: "Little Mouse Skull Buddy", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2025-12"
12132	friendly rock-hard smoldering vertebra of the bloodbag	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum HP: +100, Familiar Weight: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12133	seal-clubbing club loot box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-01"
12134	<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary seal-clubbing club</span>	0		Muscle Percent: +50, Weapon Damage: +10, Initiative: +50, Attacks Can't Miss, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Club 'Em Across the Battlefield", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Club 'Em Into Next Week", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Club 'Em Back in Time", Display Name: "<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary seal-clubbing club</span>", Last Available: "2026-01"
12135	smoldering bone dust	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12136	volatile bone bomb	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12137	fortified hot boning knife of the bloodbag of the empath	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum HP: +100, Familiar Weight: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12138	fuchsia squat Jeselnik's beefy fistbone of chilblains	0		Muscle: +10, Cold Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2025-12"
12139	zippy Annie Oakley's burnt bone belt of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12140	scorched skull trophy of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Last Available: "2025-12"
12141	huge bland wing bone	6	decent	Last Available: "2025-12"
12142	artisanal weak skeleton venom	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-12"
12143	mixed ghostly baked bone meal	1		Effect: "Tenacity of the Snapper", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2025-12"
12144	plastic skeleton rib cage of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Last Available: "2025-12"
12145	skewed fireproof plastic skeleton skull	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2025-12"
12146	horrifying plastic skeleton Crimbo hat	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2025-12"
12147	assembled plastic Santa skeleton	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12148	sleigh	0		Familiar Weight: +10
12149	undertakers' forceps	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12150	bone-polishing rag	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12151	fortified beefy scorched skeleton mask	0		Muscle: +10, Damage Absorption: +60, Last Available: "2025-12"
12152	friendly Da Vinci's scorched skeleton shirt	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2025-12"
12153	squat razor-sharp scorched skeleton pants of the brazier	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2025-12"
12154	messenger parrot egg	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12155	spinning buryable chest	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12156	ghostly jittery Shanty: Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor	0		Skill: "Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12157	spinning Shanty: Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor (used)	0		Skill: "Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12158	ghostly Shanty: I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor	0		Skill: "I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12159	mirror Shanty: I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor (used)	0		Skill: "I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12160	Shanty: Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance	0		Skill: "Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance", Last Available: "2025-12"
12161	Shanty: Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance (used)	0		Skill: "Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance", Last Available: "2025-12"
12162	Shanty: Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor?	0		Skill: "Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor?", Last Available: "2025-12"
12163	jittery Shanty: Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor? (used)	0		Skill: "Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor?", Last Available: "2025-12"
12164	Shanty: Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor	0		Skill: "Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12165	spinning gray Shanty: Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor (used)	0		Skill: "Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12166	Crymbocurrency tattoo	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12167	jittery nippy careful fireproof bonesaw	0		Monster Level: -10, Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12168	veiny thinker's vermiculite shield	0		Mysticality: +10, Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12169	maroon dangerous ship's lantern	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12170	skewed inspector's sizzling heat-resistant harpoon pistol	0		Hot Damage: +10, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2025-12"
12171	enchanted miniature normal traditional gingerloaf	2	good	Effect: "Painted-On Bikini", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2025-12"
12172	perfectly mixed irresponsibly strong Scotch and eggnog	8	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-12"
12173	flattened counterskeleton elixir	0		Effect: "Impregnabili Tea", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2025-12"
12174	watered-down tolerable narrow &quot;salvaged&quot; wine	2	good	Last Available: "2025-12"
12175	The Encyclopedia of Holiday Funerary Rites (used)	0		Skill: "Holiday Burial Knowledge", Last Available: "2025-12"
12176	crate of prize-winning cheese	0		No Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
12177	rotten wedge of prize-winning cheese	4	crappy	Last Available: "2025-12"
12178	magnetized anodized olive gummi fingerbone	0		Effect: "Neuromancy", Effect Duration: 17
12179	weightlifter's glimmering crystal of the bloodbag	0		Muscle: +15, Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2025-12"
12180	boxed Heartstone	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-02"
12181	Heartstone	0		All Attributes Percent: +25, Experience: +3, HP Regen Min: 15, HP Regen Max: 20, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Steal Monster's Heart", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %kill", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %banish", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %stun", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %luck", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %pals", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %buff", Last Available: "2026-02"
12182	Thwaitgold meat bee statuette	0		
12183	blinking loose Meats	0		
12184	twirling Archaeologist's Spade	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12185	boxed Archaeologist's Spade	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-03"
12186	upside-down pulsating dinosaur bone fragment	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12187	Pork Elf pottery shard	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12188	2015 landfill detritus	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12189	blurry intact dinosaur egg	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12190	fossilized cow femur	0		Familiar Weight: +5
12191	blinking unopened Pork Elf toiletries kit	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12192	Pork Elf toiletries kit	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12193	chilled bouncing Pork Elf mouthwash	0		Effect: "Cold-Blooded Warm Fuzzies", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2026-03"
12194	polarized Pork Elf deodorant	0		Effect: "Frozen Shoulders", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2026-03"
12195	altered huge Pork Elf toothpaste	0		Effect: "Carrion' On", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2026-03"
12196	bolt of fabric	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12197	executive steel-toed and dress	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2026-03"
12198	pulsating foul-smelling and dress of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2026-03"
12199	improved flattened dinosaur bone broth	0		Effect: "Phairly Pheromonal", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2026-03"
12200	blinking gnawing bone	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12201	therapeutic dinosaur bone club	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2026-03"
12202	pulsating nippy dinosaur skull helmet of the brazier	0		Cold Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2026-03"
12203	pulsating veiny quilted beefy dinosaur bone corset	0		Muscle: +10, Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2026-03"
12204	tolerable weak Pork Elf cough syrup	2	good	Last Available: "2026-03"
12205	gray Pork Elf neti pot	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12206	Pork Elf medicine cabinet	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12207	upside-down Pork Elf sink	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12208	bouncing Pork Elf toilet	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12209	normal skewed rat pizza	4	good	Last Available: "2026-03"
12210	Fleek&trade; mascara	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12211	shaking frosty therapeutic hoverboard of horror	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-03"
12212	friendly left shark fin of Calamity Jane of terror	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Familiar Weight: +3, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2026-03"
12213	deadly fitness tracking bracelet	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-03"
12214	modified lime green candy bone	1		
12215	wrapped Baseball Diamond	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-04"
12216	Baseball Diamond	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2026-04"
12217	spoiled thick discarded hot dog	5	crappy	Last Available: "2026-04"
12218	smooth weak gray most of a beer	2	awesome	Last Available: "2026-04"
12222	pasta wand loot box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-05"
12223	<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary pasta wand</span>	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +5, Hot Damage: +5, Cold Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5, Spell Damage: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +15, Pasta Thrall Experience: +1, Single Equip, Display Name: "<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary pasta wand</span>", Last Available: "2026-05"
12225	legendary noodles	0		Last Available: "2026-05"
12226	normal can of tuna	4	good	
12227	rotten small green alien salad	2	crappy	
12228	decent bouncing ratbatatouille	3	good	
12229	rotten half-sized onigiri	2	crappy	
12230	big flavorless crudit&eacute;s	5	decent	
12231	massive tasty sauced mutton	6	awesome	
12232	snack-sized rotten wobbly hot honey ant	2	crappy	
12233	stale low-calorie blinking tomb aspic	1	decent	
12234	flavorless spinning skewed later tots	3	decent	
12235	bland Frutti di Scatoletta	4	decent	Last Available: "2026-05"
12236	spoiled huge Pesto alla Marziano	10	crappy	Last Available: "2026-05"
12237	huge spoiled mirror Arrattabbattabiata	7	crappy	Last Available: "2026-05"
12238	stale Orzo di Riso	3	decent	Last Available: "2026-05"
12239	spoiled ghostly Pasta Grimavera	4	crappy	Last Available: "2026-05"
12240	normal Linguini Ubriacapa	3	good	Last Available: "2026-05"
12241	rotten Formica e Pepe	3	crappy	Last Available: "2026-05"
12242	half-sized stale Tubetto Gelatto	2	decent	Last Available: "2026-05"
12243	rotten snack-sized fancy Gnocci Domani	2	crappy	Effect: "Bread Burps", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2026-05"
12244	Thwaitgold wallet moth statuette	0		
12245	scabbarded Sword of S Words	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-06"
12246	second-hand synthetic sloth skin scabbard	0		Familiar Weight: +5
12248	upside-down mega helmet	0		
12252	pulsating lard-coated wizardly Space Soldier Helmet	0		Mysticality: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
12253	tasty bite-sized premium turkey leg	1	awesome	
12254	smooth fancy watered-down twirling styrofoam cup of mead	2	awesome	Effect: "Moon-Eyed", Effect Duration: 25
12255	sword of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25
12256	executive staff	0		Meat Drop: +40
12257	ghostly savvy lute	0		Mysticality Percent: +20
12258	shrink-wrapped Cup of 13s	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-07"
12259	Cup of 13s	0		Booze Drop: +60, MP Regen Min: 4, MP Regen Max: 8, HP Regen Min: 8, HP Regen Max: 13, Last Available: "2026-07"
12260	squat MacGyver's healthy grievous The Wizard's Android	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +100
12261	flash paperwad	0		
12262	pulsating juggling ball	0		
12263	lard-coated tactical jester's cap of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Combat Item Damage Percent: 50
12264	single-use sword	0		
12265	flimsy plastic helmet of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3
12266	coward's flimsy plastic greaves	0		Monster Level: -20
12267	rock-hard flimsy plastic breastplate	0		Damage Reduction: 5
12268	crafty flimsy plastic shield	0		Maximum MP: +10
12269	packaged Portable Laughing Stock	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-07"
12270	ghostly Usain Bolt's fireproof brawny Portable Laughing Stock	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Hot Resistance: +3, Initiative: +80, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Taunt Your Foe", Last Available: "2026-07"
12271	grievous supercool Staff of Anachronistic Churning of James Dean	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience (Moxie): +3, Weapon Damage Percent: +50
12272	miniature flavorless classic banana	2	decent	Last Available: "2026-07"
12273	bite-sized bland blurry watermelon	1	decent	Last Available: "2026-07"
12274	flavorless quince	3	decent	Last Available: "2026-07"
12275	olive Interesting Coin	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12276	Interesting Coin Inheritance Letter	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-08"
12277	rotten classic banana pie	3	crappy	Last Available: "2026-07"
12278	wet pulsating essential banana decoction	0		Effect: "Oily Flavor", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2026-07"
12279	galvanized banana quintessence	0		Effect: "Amorous Avarice", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2026-07"
12280	perfectly mixed Aesop Daiquiri	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2026-07"
12281	practically non-alcoholic mediocre huge Monkey Congress	1	decent	Last Available: "2026-07"
12282	special low-calorie yummy fuchsia watermelon pie	1	awesome	Effect: "The Smile of Mr. A.", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2026-07"
12283	dry blurry jittery concentrated watermelon juice	0		Effect: "Bilious Brawn", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2026-07"
12284	ionized activated pulsating Aqua Citrulanatae	0		Effect: "Mucilaginous Mentalism", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2026-07"
12285	artisanal Melonegroni	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2026-07"
12286	enchanted extra-dry artisanal Melonade Spritz	5	EPIC	Effect: "You Can Really Taste the Dormouse", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2026-07"
12287	small decent spinning quince pie	2	good	Last Available: "2026-07"
12288	altered cyan quince quaff	0		Effect: "Sneaky Serpentine Subtlety", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2026-07"
12289	adjusted colloidal blue Quickquince	0		Effect: "Chock Full o' Nanites", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2026-07"
12290	drinkable distilled Quiskey Sour	5	good	Last Available: "2026-07"
12291	practically non-alcoholic tolerable Quincea&ntilde;era Cooler	1	good	Last Available: "2026-07"
12292	acceptable triple-distilled pulsating shaking blue Roth IPA	7	good	Last Available: "2026-08"
12293	underdraft protection of courage of the businessman	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2026-08"
12294	solvent	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12295	bland fancy soybean futures	4	decent	Effect: "Sensation", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2026-08"
12296	ionized housing bubble	0		Effect: "Quadrilled", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2026-08"
12297	unsweetened skewed shaking Pixie-Swordz	0		Effect: "Some Cheese with Your Wine", Effect Duration: 69
12298	skewed mirror stiffened sinister financial instrument	0		Spell Damage: +10, Damage Reduction: 1, Last Available: "2026-08"
12299	squat quilted savvy hedge fund clippers	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Damage Absorption: +40, Last Available: "2026-08"
12300	selling shorts of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2026-08"
12301	bear tattoo	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12302	bull tattoo	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12303	sinister Sinatra's 401k ring	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2026-08"
12304	balance sheet	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12305	activated invisible hand	0		Effect: "Danish Cunning", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2026-08"
12306	boiled bouncing circle of overdraft protection scroll	0		Effect: "Patent Avarice", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2026-08"
12307	magnetized bouncing ghostly mint	0		Effect: "Frog In Your Throat", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2026-08"
12308	savings bondo	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12309	blurry homeowner's loam	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12310	dehydrated toxic asset	1		Last Available: "2026-08"
12311	pickled intangible asset	1		Last Available: "2026-08"
12312	pickled tumbling liquid asset	1		Last Available: "2026-08"
12313	skewed gross prophet chrysalis	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12314	cast entrails	0		Familiar Weight: +5
12315	perfectly mixed spinning Malattia Becco Malbec	3	EPIC	
12316	kneecapping contract	0		Skill: "Order a Kneecapping"
12317	Old Country cookbook	0		Skill: "Old Country Cooking"
12318	shaking Thwaitgold and beetle statuette	0		
12319	Blue Team scarf	0		
12320	tumbling Red Team scarf	0		
12321	meat shield toddler	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-09"
12322	can of shield tenderizer	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2026-09"