1	huge seal-clubbing club	0		
2	seal tooth	0		
3	helmet turtle of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
4	spinning turtle totem	0		
5	olive pasta spoon	0		
6	ravioli hat of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
7	saucepan	0		
8	spices	0		
9	skewed mansplainer's disco mask	0		Monster Level: +15, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
10	disco ball	0		
11	stolen accordion	0		Song Duration: 5
12	cyan blurry mariachi pants	0		Familiar Effect: "8xPotato, cap 2"
14	compressed blinking moxie weed	1		Effect: "Fishily Speeding", Effect Duration: 40
15	diluted huge blurry strongness elixir	1		Effect: "What's That Smell?", Effect Duration: 10
16	denatured maroon magicalness-in-a-can	1		Effect: "Vented Spleen", Effect Duration: 30
17	jumbo moldy noodles	5	crappy	
18	squat tortoise's blessing	0		
19	asparagus knife of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3
20	pulsating Kentucky-style derby	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 5"
21	sweet ninja sword	0		
22	studded boxer shorts	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, 4xVolley, cap 5"
23	twirling pulsating blue chewing gum on a string	0		
24	skewed squat ten-leaf clover	0		
25	meat paste	0		
26	Dolphin King's map	0		
27	spinning spider web	0		
28	blinking really spider web	0		
29	upside-down really really spider web	0		
30	tumbling mirror rock	0		
31	spinning fuchsia seal-toothed rock	0		
32	wizardly Bjorn's Hammer	0		Mysticality: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber"
33	spinning snorkel	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
34	prompt Dolphin King's crown	0		Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xGhuol, cap 8"
35	tumbling blurry padded Knob Goblin scimitar	0		Damage Absorption: +20
36	pulsating Knob Goblin tongs of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25
37	stylish viking helmet	0		Moxie: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 5"
38	green Knob Goblin pants of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 5xPotato, cap 6"
39	tumbling pretty flower	0		
40	casino pass	0		
41	watered-down delicious fancy ice-cold Sir Schlitz	2	awesome	Effect: "Protection from Bad Stuff", Effect Duration: 10
42	upside-down blinking hermit permit	0		
43	shaking gray worthless trinket	0		
44	pulsating worthless gewgaw	0		
45	worthless knick-knack	0		
46	blinking figurine	0		
47	flavorless huge hot buttered roll	4	decent	
48	heart of rock and roll	0		
49	snack-sized normal bowl of cottage cheese	2	good	
50	educational Rock and Roll Legend	0		Experience: +1, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10
51	Knob Goblin Uberpants of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 11"
52	banjo strings	0		
53	lime green stone banjo of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
54	knitted weightlifter's Disco Banjo	0		Muscle: +15, Cold Resistance: +3, Class: "Disco Bandit"
55	jabañero pepper	0		
56	hot sauce	0		
57	squat Samson's 5-Alarm Saucepan	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Class: "Sauceror"
58	ghostly stone turtle	0		
59	huge slingshot	0		
60	Mace of the Tortoise of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
61	snack-sized moldy blinking fortune cookie	2	crappy	
62	resourceful oriole-feather headdress	0		Maximum MP: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xVolley, cap 3"
63	action figure body	0		
64	action figure head	0		
65	Mighty Bjorn action figure	0		
66	twig	0		
67	spaghetti with rock-balls	0		
68	shaking baleful Pasta Spoon of Peril of mayonnaise	0		Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Pastamancer"
69	Newbiesport™ tent	0		
70	bar skin	0		
71	chilly stakes	0		Cold Damage: +5
72	barskin hat of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 13"
73	barskin tent	0		
74	squat twirling Temple map	0		
75	wobbly sapling	0		
76	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	0		
77	spinning blurry nippy stick	0		Cold Damage: +10
78	beefcake's pretty bouquet	0		Muscle: +25
79	bugbear bungguard	0		Familiar Effect: "5xBarrr, cap 7"
80	tumbling fairy gravy boat	0		
81	distilled tolerable ice-cold Willer	5	good	
82	ring	0		
83	shaft	0		
84	Orcish meat locker	0		
85	maroon unlocked meat locker	0		
86	key	0		
87	meat from yesterday	0		
88	meat stack	0		
89	shaking sword hilt	0		
90	mirror helmet recipe	0		
91	pants kit	0		
92	meatsmithing guide	0		
93	educational basic meat sword	0		Experience: +1
94	blurry blue horrifying basic meat pants	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xPotato, cap 10"
95	Rosewater's basic meat helmet	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 2xFairy, cap 10"
96	jittery resourceful dope gangsta bling-bling	0		Maximum MP: +50
97	flame-wreathed pimpin' meat hat of terror	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xVolley, cap 13"
98	mirror dried face	0		
99	olive meat face	0		
100	upside-down blinking lifeless meat doll	0		
101	tumbling meat golem	0		
102	shrunken head	0		
103	squat lion tamer's rock-hard staff	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Experience (familiar): +2
104	ghostly skewed scarecrow	0		
105	spoiled snack-sized bowl of charms	2	crappy	
106	twirling ketchup	1	crappy	
107	shaking catsup	1	awesome	
108	spinning stick	0		
109	mirror crossbow string	0		
110	scandalous basic meat staff	0		Sleaze Damage: +5
111	foul-smelling basic meat crossbow	0		Stench Damage: +10
112	red padded meatloaf helmet of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Damage Absorption: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1.5xFairy, cap 13"
113	dripping meat sword of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25
114	thinker's dripping meat staff	0		Mysticality: +10
115	dripping meat crossbow of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3
116	razor-sharp Bugfinder Blade of the businessman	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Meat Drop: +50
117	Gnollish plunger	0		
118	spring	0		
119	sprocket	0		
120	cog	0		
121	shaking sprocket assembly	0		
122	huge cog and sprocket assembly	0		
123	Gnollish flyswatter	0		
124	empty meat tank	0		
125	full meat tank	0		
126	blue meat engine	0		
127	Sinatra's Gnollish autoplunger	0		Experience (Moxie): +5
128	quilted meat pants	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, cap 11"
129	lime green third-hand nunchaku of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50
130	electrified eyepatch	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "4xBarrr, cap 8"
131	frilly skirt	0		Familiar Effect: "4xFairy, cap 8"
132	Meat maid body	0		
133	purple Certificate of Participation	0		
134	bitchin' meatcar	0		
135	sweet rims	0		
136	tires	0		
137	narrow dope wheels	0		
138	ice-cold six-pack	0		
139	squat valuable trinket	0		
140	dingy planks	0		
141	upside-down dingy dinghy	0		
142	anticheese	0		
143	mirror jittery cottage	0		
144	wobbly stone of eXtreme power	0		
145	wobbly barbed-wire fence	0		
146	skewed dinghy plans	0		
147	tumbling gray veiny eXtreme meat sword	0		Maximum HP: +10
148	Rosewater's eXtreme meat staff	0		Mysticality Percent: +30
149	auspicious eXtreme meat crossbow	0		Item Drop: +10
150	mirror chilly beefy Scalp of Gorgolok	0		Muscle: +10, Cold Damage: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
151	olive jittery clever Elder Turtle Shell of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Maximum MP: +20, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
152	nasty Colander of Em-er'il	0		Stench Damage: +5, Item Drop: +5, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
153	lion tamer's coward's Ancient Saucehelm	0		Monster Level: -20, Experience (familiar): +2, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
154	gravedigger's wicked Disco 'Fro Pick	0		Spell Damage: +5, Spooky Damage: +10, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
155	gravedigger's El Sombrero De Lopez of the boozehound	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Booze Drop: +100, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
156	twirling guild application	0		
157	Dramatic™ range	0		
158	Gnollish pie tin	0		
159	jittery ghostly wad of dough	0		
160	pie crust	0		
161	bland ghuol egg	3	decent	
162	adequate squat ghuol egg quiche	3	good	
163	fortified skeleton bone	0		Damage Absorption: +60
164	smart skull	0		
165	skewer	0		
166	spinning pulsating ghuol ears	0		
167	normal ghuol-ear kabob	4	good	
168	ghostly teal bone rattle of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3
169	upside-down bugbear beanie	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7"
170	lihc eye	0		
171	stale enchanted yellow lihc eye pie	3	decent	Effect: "Drenched With Filth", Effect Duration: 50
172	gnoll lips	0		
173	taco shell	0		
174	Gnollish casserole dish	0		
175	rotten skewed cyan uncooked chorizo	3	crappy	
176	gray disembodied brain	0		
177	maroon brainy skull	0		
178	detective skull	0		
179	normal diet chorizo taco	1	good	
180	practically non-alcoholic drinkable ice-cold fotie	1	good	
181	baseball	0		
182	batgut	0		
183	ghostly bat wing	0		
184	briefcase	0		
185	fat stacks of cash	0		
186	twirling shaking bean	0		
187	loose teeth	0		
188	bat guano	0		
189	wobbly gray guano coffee cup	0		
191	squat Da Vinci's batskin belt	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5
192	twirling batskin belt	0		
193	birthday candle	0		
194	rosewater-soaked Mr. Accessory	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Softcore Only
195	therapeutic eXtreme nose ring	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
196	disassembled clover	0		
197	rat whisker	0		
198	shaking rat appendix	0		
199	purple ring of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20
200	delicious rat appendix kabob	3	awesome	
201	flavorless gigantic bat wing kabob	7	decent	
202	bland skewed carob chunks	4	decent	
203	ghostly herbs	0		
204	tiny bland carob chunk cookies	1	decent	
205	huge secret blend of herbs and spices	0		
206	piercing post	0		
207	fancy narrow olive hippy herbal tea	1	crappy	Effect: "Healthy Red Glow", Effect Duration: 5
208	fuchsia patchouli incense stick	0		
209	wad of tofu	0		
210	jittery Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	0		Bonus Resting MP: +7
211	decorative fountain	0		
212	mirror windchimes	0		
213	gray fireproof flame-wreathed filthy corduroys	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 2xPotato, cap 15"
214	purple Jack Frost's filthy knitted dread sack	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 15"
215	shaking bouncing Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	0		
216	adequate carob brownies	4	good	
217	normal skewed maroon herb brownies	3	good	
218	hemp string	0		
219	narrow shaking necklace chain	0		
220	gnoll teeth	0		
221	frightening gnoll-tooth necklace	0		Spooky Damage: +5
222	phat turquoise bead	0		
223	thinker's phat turquoise bracelet	0		Mysticality: +10
224	censurious eyepatch	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, cap 6"
225	stale gigantic pulsating blinking tofu casserole	10	decent	
226	distilled blurry can of Red Minotaur	1	decent	
227	skewed mirror shaking Annie Oakley's Kentucky-fried meat sword	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20
228	Kentucky-fried meat staff of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3
229	lime green Sherlock's Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	0		Item Drop: +25
230	beefcake's dead guy's watch	0		Muscle: +25, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
231	upside-down Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	0		
232	twirling Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	0		
233	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	0		
234	spinning Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	0		
235	skewed frightening Newton's Bigger Bugfinder Blade	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Spooky Damage: +5
236	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	0		
237	practically non-alcoholic delicious bottle of gin	1	awesome	
238	tolerable enchanted bottle of vodka	4	good	Effect: "Witch Breaded", Effect Duration: 30
239	green curative Orcish baseball cap of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 15"
240	stiffened groovy Orcish cargo shorts	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Damage Reduction: 1, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 2xGhuol, cap 15"
241	Samson's Orcish frat-paddle	0		Experience (Muscle): +5
242	bland	4	decent	
243	flavorless blue grapefruit	4	decent	
244	flavorless twirling grapes	3	decent	
245	normal olive	3	good	
246	half-sized flavorless wobbly tomato	2	decent	
247	cyan fermenting powder	0		
248	lousy watered-down blinking squat salty dog	2	decent	
249	acceptable bloody mary	3	good	
250	acceptable screwdriver	4	good	
251	lousy martini	3	decent	
252	lousy weak bloody beer	2	decent	
253	tolerable huge shot of schnapps	3	good	
254	artisanal shot of grapefruit schnapps	3	EPIC	
255	lousy huge fine wine	4	decent	
256	enchanted lousy pulsating shot of tomato schnapps	3	decent	Effect: "Human-Penguin Hybrid", Effect Duration: 35
257	high-proof mediocre extra-spicy bloody mary	9	decent	
258	dense meat stack	0		
259	snake skin	0		
260	spoiled ghostly White Citadel fries	3	crappy	
261	flavorless half-sized White Citadel burger	2	decent	
262	flavorless piece of wedding cake	3	decent	
263	stale chocolate chips	4	decent	
264	normal chocolate chip cookies	3	good	
265	yellow satin pants of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xPotato, cap 10"
266	drinkable lightning	4	good	
267	supercharged mullet wig	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 10"
268	purple meat cowboy hat of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 3xLep, cap 10"
269	Oprah's sword	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50
270	spinning picket fence	0		
271	twisted barbell	1		
272	twisted jittery concentrated magicalness pill	1		
273	dried narrow fuchsia moxie weed	1		
274	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	0		
275	jittery mosquito larva	0		
276	leprechaun hatchling	0		
277	distilled mirror extra-strength strongness elixir	1		
278	distilled jug-o-magicalness	1		Effect: "Haunted Liver", Effect Duration: 10
279	mixed jittery suntan lotion of moxiousness	1		
280	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	0		
281	gasmask of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 12"
282	skewed Boris's key	0		
283	Jarlsberg's key	0		
284	Sneaky Pete's key	0		
285	nippy walrus-tusk earring	0		Cold Damage: +10
286	narrow bouncing ring of half-assed regeneration of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Single Equip
287	mirror lime green Boris's ring of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50
288	blurry potato sprout	0		
289	sinister Jarlsberg's earring	0		Spell Damage: +10
290	squat Sneaky Pete's breath spray of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20
291	Usain Bolt's hale can of maces	0		Maximum HP: +20, Initiative: +80
292	rubber axe of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25
293	fuchsia double-paned beefy chef's hat	0		Muscle: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xLep, cap 7"
294	pail of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, cap 7"
295	purple demonskin trousers of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 3xPotato, cap 17"
296	spinning green curative dungeoneer's dungarees	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 4xPotato, cap 7"
297	pressed dry huge blinking tamarind-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Holiday Disappointment", Effect Duration: 41
298	extra-irradiated lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Sleazy Hands", Effect Duration: 20
299	irradiated energized shaking blue pickle-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Be a Mind Master", Effect Duration: 35
300	pickled vacuum-sealed jittery jabañero-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Adventurer's Best Friendship", Effect Duration: 13
301	flat dough	0		
302	toothsome super-sized Knob sausage	5	awesome	
303	snack-sized decent upside-down Knob mushroom	2	good	
304	cyan dry noodles	0		
305	Sinatra's Knob Goblin harem pants	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 8xPotato, cap 2"
306	prompt Knob Goblin harem veil	0		Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "5xLep, cap 2"
307	frozen fuchsia twirling Knob Goblin perfume	0		Effect: "Tingly Biceps", Effect Duration: 26
308	veiny Knob Goblin elite helm	0		Maximum HP: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, cap 15"
309	Knob Goblin elite pants of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, cap 15"
310	olive boxer's Knob Goblin elite polearm	0		Muscle Percent: +10
311	green hill of beans	0		
312	toasty Knob Goblin visor	0		Hot Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 12"
313	hardy Crown of the Goblin King	0		Maximum HP: +50, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 17"
314	spoiled bean burrito	3	crappy	
315	delicious snack-sized bean burrito	2	awesome	
316	stale diet insanely bean burrito	1	decent	
317	small spoiled lime green bean burrito	2	crappy	
318	stale super-sized bean burrito	5	decent	
319	moldy insanely bean burrito	3	crappy	
320	half-sized decent bat haggis	2	good	
321	stale spinning menudo	4	decent	
322	rotten goat cheese	4	crappy	
323	spoiled plain pizza	3	crappy	
324	delicious half-sized sausage pizza	2	awesome	
325	bite-sized spoiled goat cheese pizza	1	crappy	
326	bland mushroom pizza	4	decent	
327	goat	0		
328	perfectly mixed bottle of whiskey	3	EPIC	
329	mirror goat beard of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 15"
330	glass of goat's milk	1	decent	
331	hand-crafted practically non-alcoholic green Canadian	1	EPIC	
332	decent huge lemon	9	good	
333	spoiled special big red lime	5	crappy	Effect: "Good Karma", Effect Duration: 20
334	sabre teeth of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50
335	sabre-toothed lime cub	0		
336	bouncing strapping consolation ribbon	0		Muscle: +5
337	ol' trophy	0		
338	tenderizing hammer	0		
339	twirling mirror Cobb's Knob lab key	0		
340	moist huge Knob Goblin steroids	0		Effect: "Bastard!", Effect Duration: 26
341	altered wet ghostly blurry Knob Goblin love potion	0		Effect: "Sugary World View", Effect Duration: 15
342	maroon Knob Goblin stink bomb	0		
343	aerosolized Knob Goblin sharpening spray	0		Effect: "Crusty Head", Effect Duration: 58
344	yellow Knob Goblin seltzer	0		
345	Knob Goblin superseltzer	0		
346	tumbling scrumptious reagent	0		
347	spinning Dyspepsi-Cola	0		
348	narrow razor-sharp ninja mask	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xBarrr, cap 20"
349	icy katana hilt	0		
350	hot katana blade	0		
351	Sinatra's icy-hot katana of chilblains	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Cold Damage: +25
352	ninja hot pants of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 3xPotato, cap 17"
353	wobbly lime green ninja stars	0		
354	purple twirling nunchaku of the bloodbag of Flo-Jo	0		Maximum HP: +100, Initiative: +100
355	smooth eXtreme scarf	0		Moxie: +15, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 25"
356	supercool snowboarder pants	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 25"
357	Mountain Stream soda	0		
358	spoiled gr8ps	3	crappy	
359	bland tiny huge t8r tots	1	decent	
360	fireproof miner's helmet	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 20"
361	quilted miner's pants	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1.5xPotato, cap 20"
362	scorching 7-Foot Dwarven mattock	0		Hot Damage: +25
363	jittery blue linoleum ore	0		
364	asbestos ore	0		
365	chrome ore	0		
366	linoleum sword hilt	0		
367	skewed linoleum stick	0		
368	linoleum crossbow string	0		
369	asbestos sword hilt	0		
370	maroon huge asbestos stick	0		
371	asbestos crossbow string	0		
372	chrome sword hilt	0		
373	chrome stick	0		
374	chrome crossbow string	0		
375	yellow linoleum meat stack	0		
376	asbestos meat stack	0		
377	wobbly chrome meat stack	0		
378	blue asbestos-lined quilted linoleum sword	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Hot Resistance: +5
379	hardened linoleum staff of the detective	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Item Drop: +20
380	skewed miser's crafty linoleum crossbow	0		Maximum MP: +10, Meat Drop: +10
381	wholesome dangerous asbestos sword	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +10
382	skewed extremely unsafe asbestos staff of the sweet-tooth	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Candy Drop: +100
383	cyan sinister arcane researcher's asbestos crossbow	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Spell Damage: +10
384	red lightning-fast frosty chrome sword	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +40
385	cool chrome staff of the storm	0		Moxie: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +40
386	steel-toed chrome crossbow of the overflowing toilet	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Stench Spell Damage: +50
387	fuzzy dice	0		
388	yeti fur	0		
389	upside-down meaty helmet turtle of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 17"
390	Tesla asbestos helmet turtle	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xFairy, cap 20"
391	linoleum helmet turtle of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xFairy, cap 25"
392	fortified chrome helmet turtle	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xFairy, cap 30"
393	penguin skin	0		
394	yak skin	0		
395	gray hippopotamus skin	0		
396	blurry smelly penguin shorts	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xGhuol, cap 30"
397	pulsating quilted yakskin pants	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato, cap 35"
398	shaking Jim Carey's hippopotamus pants	0		Monster Level: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 32"
399	ghostly Sinatra's eXtreme mittens	0		Experience (Moxie): +5
400	pulsating handful of drink tickets	0		
401	blurry Knob Kitchen grab-bag	0		
402	prompt swashbuckling pants	0		Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 1.5xFairy, cap 20"
403	Newton's shoulder parrot	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3
404	mirror Samson's acoustic guitarrr	0		Experience (Muscle): +5
405	sunken chest	0		
406	pirate pelvis	0		
407	pirate skull	0		
408	ghostly pirate skeleton	0		
409	spinning vial of patchouli oil	0		
410	blurry electrified sk8board	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
411	Jolly Roger charrrm	0		
412	gray barrrnacle	0		
413	Annie Oakley's Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20
414	pulsating razor-sharp crowbarrr	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25
415	padded leotarrrd	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 22"
416	ghostly supercharged safarrri hat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, cap 22"
417	boiled chilled henna tattoo	0		Effect: "Super-Charged", Effect Duration: 17
418	denatured green Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	0		Effect: "Night of the Nachos", Effect Duration: 41
419	alkaline corrupted jittery serum of sarcasm	0		Effect: "Phoenix, Right?", Effect Duration: 41
420	dry tomato juice of powerful power	0		Effect: "Antarctic Memories", Effect Duration: 44
421	enhanced philter of phorce	0		Effect: "Tenacity of the Snapper", Effect Duration: 44
422	double-dry potion of potency	0		Effect: "Halloweeny", Effect Duration: 49
423	nitrogenated unsweetened blue cordial of concentration	0		Effect: "Warm Shoulders", Effect Duration: 57
424	cold-filtered pickled ointment of the occult	0		Effect: "Neutered Nostrils", Effect Duration: 23
425	unsweetened olive oil of expertise	0		Effect: "Egg-headedness", Effect Duration: 64
426	adjusted jittery potion of temporary gr8ness	0		Effect: "Strength of Ten Ettins", Effect Duration: 60
427	mirror scorching box	0		Hot Damage: +25, Wiki Name: "box"
428	nothing-in-the-box	0		
429	skewed beanbag chair	0		Bonus Resting MP: +30
430	tumbling acid-squirting flower	0		Single Equip, Thorns: 1
431	tumbling aromatic clown shoes	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Clowniness: 25
432	bouncing maroon bloody clown pants of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Clowniness: 25, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 2xFairy, cap 12"
433	skinny balloon	0		
434	wool balloon helmet	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Clowniness: 25, Familiar Effect: "3xFairy, cap 12"
435	upside-down stanky quilted balloon sword	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Clowniness: 50
436	balloon monkey	0		
437	chef skull	0		
438	gray chef-in-the-box	0		
439	bartender skull	0		
440	ghostly bartender-in-the-box	0		
441	mirror pulsating chef-skull-in-the-box	0		
442	bartender-skull-in-the-box	0		
443	beer lens	0		
444	twirling beer goggles	0		
445	spinning blurry nippy box-in-the-box	0		Cold Damage: +10
446	nothing-in-the-box-in-the-box	0		
447	sinister box-in-the-box-in-the-box	0		Spell Damage: +10
448	wholesome Rosewater's foolscap fool's cap	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Clowniness: 25, Familiar Effect: "3xVolley, cap 10"
449	teal clown nose of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Clowniness: 25
450	pretentious paintbrush	0		
451	pulsating ghostly pretentious palette	0		
452	pulsating disease	0		
453	sober pill	0		
454	screwdriver	0		
455	decent bite-sized jumbo olive	1	good	
456	drinkable dry martini	4	good	
457	grievous ye olde golde frontes	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip
458	twirling continuum transfunctioner	0		
459	pixel	0		
460	pixel	0		
461	pixel	0		
462	pixel	0		
463	pulsating pixel	0		
464	pixel potion	0		
465	pixel potion	0		
466	pixel potion	0		
467	enchanted moldy pixel pie	3	crappy	Effect: "Coy to the Hurled", Effect Duration: 35
468	ruby W	0		
469	skewed wussiness potion	0		
470	fancy high-proof lousy bouncing Imp Ale	8	decent	Effect: "Tiki Temerity", Effect Duration: 10
471	jumbo rotten hot wing	5	crappy	
472	bouncing blue diamond-studded cane of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Class: "Disco Bandit"
473	crutch of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100
474	cast	0		
475	padded groovy mask	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Damage Absorption: +20, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xBarrr, cap 15"
476	fuchsia tumbling hellion cube	0		
477	bouncing family-friendly Lo Pan's infernal insoles	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Sleaze Resistance: +1
478	evil arch	0		
479	wobbly dodecagram	0		
480	box of birthday candles	0		
481	blurry eldritch butterknife	0		
482	huge Mr. Container of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2004-12"
483	greasy Newbiesport™ backpack	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2004-12"
484	smelly hemp backpack	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2004-12"
485	snakehead charrrm	0		
486	teal spinning brainy Talisman o' Namsilat	0		Mysticality: +5, Single Equip
487	blurry chilly arrrgyle socks	0		Cold Damage: +5
488	guitar pick	0		
489	drab sonata	0		
490	friendly occult mesh cap	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Weight: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 41"
491	enormous belt buckle	0		
492	chaps of bravery of the sweet-tooth	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xBarrr, cap 40"
493	ghostly ketchup hound	0		
494	coward's batblade	0		Monster Level: -20
495	gray catgut	0		
496	squat jittery cat appendix	0		
497	gnatwing	0		
498	stale papaya	3	decent	
499	huge maroon denim axe of the brazier of the sewer	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +25
500	blurry Elf Farm Raffle ticket	0		
501	spoiled Elfin shortbread	4	crappy	
502	twirling pagoda plans	0		
503	normal tiny squat wobbly skewered cat appendix	1	good	
504	jittery evil arches	0		
505	Oprah's energetic gnatwing earring	0		Maximum MP Percent: 70
506	yummy squat Hell broth	3	awesome	
507	deadly thunderrr guitarrr	0		Weapon Damage: +5
508	sonata	0		
509	Hey Deze nuts	0		
510	Boris's key lime	0		
511	blurry Jarlsberg's key lime	0		
512	Sneaky Pete's key lime	0		
513	rotten squat Boris's key lime pie	3	crappy	
514	stale Jarlsberg's key lime pie	3	decent	
515	rotten massive upside-down Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	6	crappy	
516	Hey Deze map	0		
517	bejeweled accordion strap of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Accordion Thief"
518	blinking mystery juice	0		
519	twirling moxie magnet	0		Moxie Controls MP
520	leaflet	0		
521	squat banded kickback cookbook	0		Damage Absorption: +100
522	one-winged stab bat	0		
523	rewinged stab bat	0		
524	hand-crafted upside-down papaya sling	3	EPIC	
525	grue egg	0		
526	jittery green Frobozz Real-Estate Company Instant House (TM)	0		
527	volleyball	0		
528	bouncing blood-faced volleyball	0		
529	jittery blinking fertilized ghuol egg	0		
530	galvanized denatured spray paint	0		Effect: "Lobos Fresh", Effect Duration: 16
531	fortified special sauce glove	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Class: "Sauceror", Single Equip
532	olive ladle of mystery of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Class: "Sauceror"
533	red Gnollish toolbox	0		
534	abridged dictionary	0		
535	bridge	0		
536	shaking dictionary	0		
537	bouncing huge pr0n legs	0		
538	f3d0r4	0		Item Drop: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 27"
539	lowercase N	0		
540	tarnished frozen ghostly Tasty Fun Good rice candy	0		Effect: "Turkey-Agitated", Effect Duration: 62
541	shellacked draggin' ball hat of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Damage Reduction: 7, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 25"
542	censurious baleful 1337 7r0uZ0RZ	0		Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, cap 27"
543	spoiled Trollhouse cookies	4	crappy	
544	perfumed talons of Flo-Jo	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Initiative: +100
545	decent Spam Witch sammich	3	good	
546	blinking meat vortex	0		
547	ghostly 334 scroll	0		
548	spinning 668 scroll	0		
549	30669 scroll	0		
550	33398 scroll	0		
551	bouncing 64067 scroll	0		
552	64735 scroll	0		
553	mirror 31337 scroll	0		
554	huge normal pr0n cocktail	6	good	
555	skewed narrow quilted smartaleck's drywall axe	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Damage Absorption: +40
556	lime green greedy Pine-Fresh air freshener	0		Meat Drop: +20
557	drinkable whiskey and cola	4	good	
558	flavorless papaya taco	4	decent	
559	razor-sharp can lid	0		
560	decent stalk of asparagus	3	good	
561	pregnant mushroom	0		
562	ratgut	0		
563	teal sonar-in-a-biscuit	0		
564	perfectly mixed Mad Train wine	4	EPIC	
565	lime green Usain Bolt's hobo gloves	0		Initiative: +80, Single Equip
566	perfumed bum cheek	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xVolley, cap 5"
567	blinking hermit script	0		
568	stale Double Bacon Beelzeburger	3	decent	
569	delicious Lord of the Flies-sized fries	3	awesome	
570	normal Chicken Sandwich	3	good	
571	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	1	good	
572	bland Children's Meal of the Damned	3	decent	
573	rotten small wobbly noodles	2	crappy	
574	normal noodles	3	good	
575	moldy enchanted jittery painful penne pasta	3	crappy	Effect: "Neutered Nostrils", Effect Duration: 15
576	toothsome small ravioli della hippy	2	awesome	
577	normal blinking pr0n m4nic0tti	3	good	
578	decent Hell ramen	3	good	
579	moldy boring spaghetti	4	crappy	
580	sauce of the ages	0		
581	schmancy cheese sauce	0		
582	tumbling Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	0		
583	delicious fettucini Inconnu	4	awesome	
584	jumbo delicious ghostly spaghetti with Skullheads	5	awesome	
585	bland small gnocchetti di Nietzsche	2	decent	
586	chilly Rosewater's ridiculously huge sword	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Cold Damage: +5
587	wet super-spiky hair gel	0		Effect: "Inner Warmth", Effect Duration: 17
588	maroon soft echo eyedrop antidote	0		
589	spoiled huge upside-down cocoa eggshell fragment	9	crappy	
590	enchanted adequate cyan cocoa eggshell fragment	4	good	Effect: "Fungal Flambé", Effect Duration: 5
591	pulsating cocoa egg	0		
592	house	0		
593	narrow phonics down	0		
594	twirling smelly amulet of extreme plot significance	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10
595	maroon scroll of drastic healing	0		
596	shaking up-at-dawn titanium assault umbrella	0		Adventures: +5
597	wool Mohawk wig	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 35"
598	red the Slug Lord's map	0		
599	upside-down Rosewater's pants of the Slug Lord	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 3xPotato, cap 8"
600	Jim Carey's Dr. Hobo's scalpel of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Monster Level: +25
601	teal Dr. Hobo's map	0		
602	Degrassi Knoll shopping list	0		
603	Item #13	0		
604	Penultimate Fantasy chest	0		
605	Tissue Paper Immateria	0		
606	Tin Foil Immateria	0		
607	Gauze Immateria	0		
608	Plastic Wrap Immateria	0		
609	S.O.C.K.	0		
610	gray procrastination potion	0		
611	upside-down shaking D	0		
612	original G	0		
613	plot hole	0		
614	magnetized liquefied huge probability potion	0		Effect: "World's Shortest Giant", Effect Duration: 41
615	teal chaos butterfly	0		
616	furry fur	0		
617	quadruple-tarnished ionized bouncing gray Angry Farmer candy	0		Effect: "Abyssal Blood", Effect Duration: 47
618	unsweetened quadruple-chilled blinking Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	0		Effect: "Cockroach Scurry", Effect Duration: 30
619	horrifying needle	0		Spooky Damage: +25
620	warmed unsweetened adjusted ghostly thin candle	0		Effect: "Waxing", Effect Duration: 60
621	Warm Subject gift certificate	0		
622	awful poetry journal	0		
623	cyan WA	0		
624	blue NG	0		
625	teal wang	0		
626	Wand of Nagamar	0		
627	ghostly ND	0		
628	metallic A	0		
629	twirling eye of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25
630	upside-down photoprotoneutron torpedo	0		
631	upside-down furry pants of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, MP regen, cap 37"
632	medical-grade disturbing fanfic	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
633	frightening Sinatra's wolf mask	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Spooky Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, HP regen, cap 37"
634	cool whip	0		
635	blinking spinning wool paper umbrella	0		Cold Resistance: +1
636	gray meat globe	0		
637	toaster	0		
638	dog trainer's resourceful asshat	0		Maximum MP: +50, Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xVolley, cap 7"
639	decent special abominable snowcone	3	good	Effect: "White Knuckles", Effect Duration: 5
640	Ent cider	1	good	
641	flavorless miniature toast	2	decent	
642	skeleton key	0		
643	skeleton key ring	0		
644	Crimbo pressie	0		Last Available: "2003-12"
645	upside-down wrapping paper	0		Last Available: "2003-12"
646	half-sized decent wobbly fruitcake	2	good	
647	blinking present	0		Last Available: "2004-11"
648	Jack Frost's Crimbo sword	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2004-10"
649	Crimbo hat of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Familiar Effect: "1.75xVolley, 1.75xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-10"
650	Crimbo pants of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-10"
651	therapeutic exclusive ultra-rare item	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
652	quantum egg	0		
653	jittery intragalactic rowboat	0		
654	star	0		
655	line	0		
656	squat wobbly star chart	0		
657	weightlifter's star sword	0		Muscle: +15
658	double-paned star crossbow	0		Cold Resistance: +5
659	star staff of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3
660	huge Jeselnik's star pants	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 41"
661	spinning savvy star hat	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 0.5xPotato, cap 41"
662	arcane researcher's star buckler	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
663	star throwing star	0		
664	star starfish	0		
665	mirror Richard's star key	0		
666	upside-down lightning-fast Herculean stylish steaming evil	0		Moxie: +25, Experience (Muscle): +1, Initiative: +40
667	castle map	0		
668	sharpshooter's spiked femur	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10
669	decent bouncing ghuol guolash	3	good	
670	toasty lihc face	0		Hot Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr, cap 22"
671	squat jittery razor-sharp grave robbing shovel of vim and vigor	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +50
672	normal ghostly cranberries	4	good	
673	drinkable vodka and cranberry	3	good	
674	hand-crafted weak whiskey	2	EPIC	
675	perfumed skull of the Bonerdagon	0		Stench Resistance: +5
676	twirling dragonbone belt buckle	0		
677	tumbling censurious badass belt	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3
678	tumbling jittery chest of the Bonerdagon	0		
679	drinkable practically non-alcoholic roll in the hay	1	good	
680	acceptable skewed slap and tickle	3	good	
681	delicious weak slip 'n' slide	2	awesome	
682	enchanted distilled acceptable skewed a sump'm sump'm	5	good	Effect: "Fortunate Resolve", Effect Duration: 5
683	aged horizontal tango	4	awesome	
684	delicious pink pony	3	awesome	
685	jittery hale educational Mr. Shirt of Flo-Jo	0		Experience: +1, Maximum HP: +20, Initiative: +100
686	twirling Jack Frost's knuckles	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50
687	cold-filtered wet shaking fuchsia blood of the Wereseal	0		Effect: "Hairless and Airless", Effect Duration: 12
688	pixel hat of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xVolley, cap 12"
689	blinking purple gravedigger's pixel pants	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 4xPotato, cap 12"
690	mirror gray coward's pixel sword	0		Monster Level: -20
691	digital key	0		
692	squat Ascension Souvenir T-Shirt	0		
693	Jeselnik's harem girl t-shirt	0		Sleaze Damage: +25
694	toasty Knob Goblin elite shirt	0		Hot Damage: +5
696	bouncing medical-grade frilly shirt	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
697	olive frosty soggy wofl t-shirt	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
698	loathing eagle baby-doll shirt of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20
699	pirate shirt of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25
700	shaking auspicious filthy hippy poncho	0		Item Drop: +10
701	steel-toed floral print shirt	0		Damage Reduction: 9
702	experienced coconut bikini top	0		Experience: +2
703	goth kid t-shirt of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20
704	hamethyst	0		
705	baconstone	0		
706	porquoise	0		
707	pork elf goodies sack	0		
708	ring setting	0		
709	jewelry-making pliers	0		
711	prompt brawny hamethyst earring	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Adventures: +3
712	gray blurry ribald chilly Newton's hamethyst necklace	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Cold Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip
713	teal razor-sharp hamethyst bracelet of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Single Equip
714	green wholesome experienced hamethyst ring of the brazier	0		Experience: +2, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
715	maroon up-at-dawn dog trainer's baconstone earring	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Adventures: +5, Single Equip
716	spinning zippy knitted baconstone pendant	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Initiative: +20
717	gray ribald arcane researcher's baconstone bracelet	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip
718	huge zippy censurious wicked baconstone ring	0		Spell Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Initiative: +20, Single Equip
719	blue zippy Da Vinci's porquoise eyebrow ring	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Initiative: +20
720	spinning nippy porquoise necklace of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Cold Damage: +10, Single Equip
721	olive lightning-fast porquoise bracelet of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Initiative: +40
722	green censurious mansplainer's MacGyver's porquoise ring	0		Maximum MP: +100, Monster Level: +15, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip
723	rotten Knoll mushroom	4	crappy	
724	tasty low-calorie enchanted mushroom	1	awesome	Effect: "Sticks and Stones", Effect Duration: 20
725	one million meat pancakes	0		
726	huge mirror shard of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
727	hedge maze puzzle	0		
728	jittery hedge maze key	0		
729	fishbowl	0		
730	fishtank	0		
731	tumbling fish hose	0		
732	hosed tank	0		
733	bouncing hosed fishbowl	0		
734	twirling hale sage boxer's makeshift SCUBA gear	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Mysticality Percent: +10, Maximum HP: +20, Adventure Underwater
735	hardened easter egg balloon	0		Damage Reduction: 3
736	mirror stone tablet (Sinister Strumming)	0		
737	stone tablet (Squeezings of Woe)	0		
738	teal upside-down stone tablet (Really Evil Rhythm)	0		
739	narrow tambourine bells	0		
740	huge flame-retardant tambourine	0		Hot Resistance: +1
741	broken skull	0		
742	bite-sized spoiled Knoll shroomkabob	1	crappy	
743	super-sized flavorless mushroom	5	decent	
744	frozen non-alkaline huge hair spray	0		Effect: "Liquidy Smoky", Effect Duration: 64
746	upside-down blinking stat script	0		
747	narrow wobbly Knob Goblin firecracker	0		
748	blinking gourd potion	0		
749	special normal bouncing warm mushroom	4	good	Effect: "Meadulla Oblongota", Effect Duration: 10
750	miniature bland yellow mushroom quesadilla	2	decent	
751	decent blinking cool mushroom	3	good	
752	normal pulsating cool mushroom casserole	4	good	
753	spoiled pointy mushroom	4	crappy	
754	flavorless wobbly cream of pointy mushroom soup	4	decent	
755	diet flavorless narrow mushroom	1	decent	
756	snack-sized flavorless mushroom	2	decent	
757	massive bland mushroom	10	decent	
758	normal purple ghost cucumber	4	good	
759	dill	0		
760	twirling vinegar	0		
761	squat brine	0		
762	drinkable practically non-alcoholic especially salty dog	1	good	
763	ghostly pickling solution	0		
764	big yummy spectral pickle	5	awesome	
765	briny vinegar	0		
766	twirling ghost pickle on a stick	0		
767	alkaline pulsating cologne of contempt	0		Effect: "Discomfited", Effect Duration: 49
768	extremely unsafe spork	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100
769	voodoo doll of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15
770	purple careful padded basic meat fez	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Monster Level: -10, Familiar Effect: "3xLep, cap 11"
771	wobbly huge shaking lime green tassel	0		
772	narrow Temple Grandin's foon	0		Familiar Weight: +7
773	wobbly zippy Jack Frost's basic meat spork	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +20
774	resourceful rock-hard basic meat foon	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum MP: +50
775	Yeti Protest Sign	0		
776	supercool kneecapping stick	0		Moxie Percent: +20
777	chaotic iron pasta spoon	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10
778	manspreader's support cummerbund	0		Monster Level: +10
779	Mob Penguin cellular phone	0		
780	scroll of pasta summoning	0		
781	frozen liquefied ghostly cyan mafia aria	0		Effect: "Frigid Weapon", Effect Duration: 23
782	Mr. Exploiter	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
783	jittery 'Villa' document	0		
784	fancy mediocre Acqua Del Piatto Merlot	3	decent	Effect: "Salad Days", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2004-10"
785	raffle ticket	0		
786	rotten strawberry	3	crappy	
787	perfectly mixed bottle of rum	3	EPIC	
788	acceptable practically non-alcoholic strawberry daiquiri	1	good	
789	hand-crafted rum and cola	4	EPIC	
790	mediocre grog	4	decent	
791	brainy Mafia bow tie of mayonnaise	0		Mysticality: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2004-10"
792	healthy Golden Mr. Accessory	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Softcore Only
793	oxidized cyan oil of stability	0		Effect: "Strawberry Alarm", Effect Duration: 61
794	anodized tarnished oil of slipperiness	0		Effect: "No Vertigo", Effect Duration: 16
795	drinkable watered-down enchanted Acque Luride Grezze Cabernet	2	good	Effect: "Rampage!", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2004-10"
796	upside-down Jeselnik's savvy cement shoes of the early riser	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +25, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2004-10"
797	drinkable rockin' wagon	4	good	
798	tolerable fancy blurry ocean motion	3	good	Effect: "Crimbo Epiphany", Effect Duration: 20
799	watered-down acceptable fancy fuzzbump	2	good	Effect: "Oiled Skin", Effect Duration: 25
800	half-sized delicious blue mirror poutine	2	awesome	
801	bite-sized rotten Knob stir-fry	1	crappy	
804	jumbo adequate bouncing Knoll stir-fry	5	good	
805	tasty small shaking stir-fry	2	awesome	
806	super-sized adequate asparagus stir-fry	5	good	
807	moldy jittery olive stir-fry	4	crappy	
808	enchanted toothsome Knob sausage stir-fry	4	awesome	Effect: "Chilblains of the Corn", Effect Duration: 25
809	decent bat wing stir-fry	3	good	
810	diet normal wobbly rat appendix stir-fry	1	good	
811	tasty blinking lime green tofu stir-fry	4	awesome	
812	spoiled pr0n stir-fry	4	crappy	
813	miniature rotten Knob shells	2	crappy	
814	flavorless bätzle	4	decent	
815	moldy ratini	3	crappy	
816	flavorless tiny Knob stroganoff	1	decent	
817	gigantic bland menudo ravioli	6	decent	
818	blurry plus sign	0		
819	milky potion	0		
820	swirly potion	0		
821	huge maroon bubbly potion	0		
822	smoky potion	0		
823	cloudy potion	0		
824	effervescent potion	0		
825	spinning fizzy potion	0		
826	narrow dark potion	0		
827	murky potion	0		
828	baby killer bee	0		
829	anti-anti-antidote	0		
830	bland ghostly royal jelly	4	decent	
831	small box	0		
832	box	0		
833	double-paned vorpal blade	0		Cold Resistance: +5
834	blinking supercool cornuthaum of mayonnaise	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, 1.25xFairy, cap 21"
835	dangerous ring of aggravate monster	0		Weapon Damage: +10
836	rotten spinning spinning mind flayer corpse	3	crappy	
837	perfectly mixed watered-down Uovo Marcio Shiraz	2	super ultra mega EPIC	Last Available: "2004-10"
838	blinking executive forbidden Mafia stogie	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2004-10"
839	smooth Maiali Sifilitici Pinot Noir	3	awesome	Last Available: "2004-10"
840	vibrating Mafia violin case of the sewer	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2004-10"
841	lousy blinking tomato daiquiri	3	decent	
842	perfectly mixed blinking beertini	4	EPIC	
843	aged distilled bouncing salty slug	5	awesome	
844	perfectly mixed skewed papaya slung	3	EPIC	
845	fireproof MAHI fez	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 0.5xPotato, 0.5xLep, 0.5xFairy"
847	heteroerotic frat-paddle	0		
848	tumbling tumbling cyan hypodermic needle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
849	upside-down Meat detector	0		Familiar Weight: +5
850	many-eyed glasses	0		Familiar Weight: +5
851	prosthetic forehead	0		Familiar Weight: +5
852	shaker of salt	0		Familiar Weight: +5
853	red mirror blundarrrbus	0		Familiar Weight: +5
854	huge maroon sucky decal	0		Familiar Weight: +5
855	balloon knife	0		Familiar Weight: +5
856	shock collar	0		
857	jittery mirror moonglasses	0		
858	palm-frond toupee	0		Familiar Weight: +5
859	knife and fork	0		Familiar Weight: +5
860	eye-pod	0		Familiar Weight: +5
861	chocolate spurs	0		Familiar Weight: +5
862	magnifying glass	0		Familiar Weight: +5
863	skewer-mounted razor blade	0		Familiar Weight: +5
864	narrow stinger	0		Familiar Weight: +5
865	lead necklace	0		Familiar Weight: +3
866	blue shaving cream	0		
867	galvanized blurry pine tar	0		Effect: "Ghostly Shell", Effect Duration: 55
869	blurry forest tears	0		
870	squat Samson's fetus-smashing club	0		Experience (Muscle): +5
871	meatcar model	0		Familiar Weight: +5
872	Time Juice	0		Last Available: "2004-01"
873	twirling rolling pin	0		
874	pulsating blinking unrolling pin	0		
875	perfumed gravedigger's beefy crazy bastard sword	0		Muscle: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +5
876	teal forbidden brainy incredibly dense meat gem of the businessman	0		Mysticality: +5, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Meat Drop: +50
877	energetic Talisman of Baio	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20
878	baleful hypnodisk	0		Spell Damage: +25
879	vacuum-sealed lime green bouncing bottle of goofballs	0		Effect: "Cotton Mouthed", Effect Duration: 36
880	toasty disbelief suspenders	0		Hot Damage: +5
881	cool supportive bra	0		Moxie: +5
882	Blatantly Canadian	0		
883	tumbling maple syrup	1	good	
884	los chinos of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, HP regen, cap 13"
885	ghostly green reassuring axe	0		Spooky Resistance: +1
886	blinking leaflet	0		
887	skewed narrow leaf	0		
888	maple leaf	0		
889	balaclava	0		Item Drop: +5, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1.5xLep, cap 12"
890	tasty balaclava baklava	4	awesome	
891	Warehouse 23 bling of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100
892	jittery blurry bouncing stanky bugbear-smiting sword of the ox of bravery	0		Muscle: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5
893	irresponsibly strong fancy acceptable jittery lumbering jack	10	good	Effect: "Stands Alone", Effect Duration: 10
894	Dark Jill-O-Lantern	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
895	frosty Ms. Accessory	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Softcore Only
896	huge Sherlock's baleful Mr. Accessory Jr.	0		Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +25, Softcore Only
897	coffee sprite	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-10"
898	Cheshire Bitten	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-10"
899	custom avatar form	0		Free Pull
900	mirror smile-sharpening stone	0		Familiar Weight: +5
901	espresso maker	0		Familiar Weight: +5
902	100-Watt bulb	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
903	practically non-alcoholic lousy Spasmi Dolorosi Del Rene Champagne	1	decent	Last Available: "2004-10"
904	greedy Samson's school Mafia knickerbockers of the bloodbag	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum HP: +100, Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "5xGhoul, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-10"
905	pressed vacuum-sealed Yummy Tummy bean	0		Effect: "Mushroom Might", Effect Duration: 49
906	Vulcanized quadruple-aerosolized Rock Pops	0		Effect: "Fizzier Than Light", Effect Duration: 33
907	magnetized twirling Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "Chalky Hand", Effect Duration: 17
908	magnetized Cold Hots candy	0		Effect: "Sticks and Stones", Effect Duration: 41
909	nitrogenated Wint-O-Fresh mint	0		Effect: "Incensed", Effect Duration: 36
910	adequate jumbo tumbling dwarf bread	5	good	
911	activated improved aerosolized Senior Mints	0		Effect: "Jawin'", Effect Duration: 61
912	quantum oxidized pulsating pixellated candy heart	0		Effect: "Dirty Pear", Effect Duration: 64
913	super-irradiated boiled jittery kobold	0		Effect: "Glittering Eyelashes", Effect Duration: 53
914	tumbling hand turkey outline	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2004-11"
915	yam pinky ring	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
916	pulsating frosty resourceful intergalactic pom poms	0		Maximum MP: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +10
917	Mob Penguin protection contract	0		
918	huge Radio Free Baseball Cap of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2006-07"
919	greedy Radio Free Pants	0		Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xGhoul, 1xLep, cap 37", Last Available: "2006-07"
920	pulsating forbidden Radio Free Foil	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2006-07"
921	adequate radio button candy	3	good	
922	jittery severed rocking horse head of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50
923	broken cellular phone	0		Last Available: "2004-01"
924	crimbo elfling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
925	dental pliers	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
926	irradiated mirror Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	0		Effect: "Natural 20", Effect Duration: 27
927	spirit-forward aged Ferita Del Petto Zinfandel	5	awesome	Last Available: "2006-12"
928	healthy fuzzy bracelets	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20
929	mirror Oprah's arse-shooting crossbow	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50
931	triple-distilled lousy spiced rum	8	decent	
932	aged weak eggnog	2	awesome	
933	adequate shaking candy cane	3	good	
934	diet bland mirror gingerbread bugbear	1	decent	
935	jittery imitation nice watch of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2004-12", Nonstackable Watch
936	Hanukkimbo dreidl	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
937	tumbling menorette	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2004-12"
938	dangerous plastic sword	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Last Available: "2004-12"
939	skewed yellow small Crimbo Pressie	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
940	bow	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
941	Crimbo stocking	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
942	stanky bowler	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 1.5xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-12"
943	bow staff of the pedagogue of the scaredy-cat	0		Experience: +3, Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2004-12"
944	studded bowlegged pants	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-12"
945	skewered jumbo olive	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
946	skewered lime	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
947	green skewered cherry	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
948	aged martini	4	awesome	Last Available: "2004-12"
949	perfectly mixed shaking fuchsia grogtini	3	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2004-12"
950	enchanted tolerable cherry bomb	3	good	Effect: "Slightly Larger Than Usual", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2004-12"
951	extra special Crimbo stocking	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
952	energetic fortified hockey mask	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1.5xGhuol, cap 25"
953	penguin-smacking club	0		Familiar Damage: +15
954	red orphan baby yeti	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
955	cyan weightlifter's fez of etymology	0		Muscle: +15, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 30"
956	adequate upside-down carob chunk noodles	3	good	
957	yummy snack-sized chorizo brownies	2	awesome	
958	flavorless massive pulsating chocolate and tomato pizza	9	decent	
959	bouncing flange	0		
960	blue clockwork key	0		
961	silk garter snake	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
962	velvet choker	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
963	upside-down cyan mirror steel-toed razor-sharp plastic seal clubber	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Damage Reduction: 9
964	therapeutic experienced plastic turtle tamer	0		Experience: +2, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
965	Sherlock's electrified plastic pastamancer	0		Item Drop: +25, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
966	family-friendly Rosewater's plastic sauceror	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Sleaze Resistance: +1
967	up-at-dawn plastic disco bandit of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Adventures: +5
968	blinking medical-grade plastic accordion thief of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
969	reassuring plastic mosquito	0		Spooky Resistance: +1
970	plastic leprechaun of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25
971	fuchsia plastic levitating potato of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10
972	shaking blinking toasty plastic angry goat	0		Hot Damage: +5
973	spinning plastic sabre-toothed lime of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3
974	sharpshooter's plastic fuzzy dice	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10
975	chaotic plastic pirate skeleton	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10
976	rosewater-soaked plastic barrrnacle	0		Stench Resistance: +3
977	skewed bouncing bouncing scandalous plastic howling balloon monkey	0		Sleaze Damage: +5
978	narrow greedy plastic stab bat	0		Meat Drop: +20
979	chaotic plastic grue	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10
980	blurry Newton's plastic blood-faced volleyball	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3
981	shaking jittery beefcake's plastic ghuol whelp	0		Muscle: +25
982	plastic baby gravy fairy of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
983	arcane researcher's plastic cocoabo	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
984	plastic star starfish of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25
985	banded plastic ghost pickle on a stick	0		Damage Absorption: +100
986	blurry rock-hard plastic killer bee	0		Damage Reduction: 5
987	skewed lard-coated plastic Cheshire bat	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
988	mansplainer's plastic coffee pixie	0		Monster Level: +15
989	plastic bitchin' meatcar of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Single Equip
990	sizzling plastic hermit	0		Hot Damage: +10
991	family-friendly boxer's plastic Boris of horror	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +1
992	bouncing Temple Grandin's plastic Jarlsberg of the dark arts of the brazier	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Weight: +7, Hot Spell Damage: +25
993	manspreader's rock-hard sage plastic Sneaky Pete	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Damage Reduction: 5, Monster Level: +10
994	spinning plastic Susie of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100
995	normal tiny twirling Lucky Surprise Egg	1	good	
998	maiden wig	0		Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, cap 8"
999	maid head	0		
1000	wobbly Meat maid	0		
1002	gray Xlyinia's notebook of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100
1003	soda water	0		
1004	mediocre bottle of tequila	4	decent	
1005	delicious practically non-alcoholic fancy blinking boxed wine	1	awesome	Effect: "Weepy, Creepy", Effect Duration: 30
1006	toothsome cherry	4	awesome	
1007	teal brainy coconut shell	0		Mysticality: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 7"
1008	Usain Bolt's ice cubes	0		Initiative: +80
1009	hand-crafted pulsating vodka martini	3	EPIC	
1010	lousy whiskey and soda	3	decent	
1011	acceptable special monkey wrench	3	good	Effect: "Spooky Hands", Effect Duration: 5
1012	aged enchanted tequila sunrise	3	awesome	Effect: "Crudé", Effect Duration: 20
1013	tolerable practically non-alcoholic special shaking margarita	1	good	Effect: "Physicali Tea", Effect Duration: 20
1014	artisanal strawberry wine	4	EPIC	
1015	hand-crafted wine spritzer	4	EPIC	
1016	artisanal perpendicular hula	4	EPIC	
1017	acceptable strong ducha de oro	5	good	
1018	bad maroon calle de miel	3	decent	
1019	aged enchanted dry vodka martini	3	awesome	Effect: "Fortunate Resolve", Effect Duration: 40
1020	watered-down tolerable old-fashioned	2	good	
1021	acceptable distilled tequila with training wheels	5	good	
1022	tolerable sangria	4	good	
1023	triple-distilled smooth vesper	7	awesome	Last Available: "2004-12"
1024	watered-down acceptable bouncing bodyslam	2	good	Last Available: "2004-12"
1025	lousy sangria del diablo	3	decent	Last Available: "2004-12"
1026	Valentine	0		Free Pull
1027	yellow whip kit	0		
1028	bouncing fuchsia buckler buckle	0		
1029	coward's hippo whip	0		Monster Level: -20
1030	cyan upside-down avaricious penguin whip	0		Meat Drop: +30
1031	skewed fireproof yak whip	0		Hot Resistance: +3
1032	bouncing Oprah's gnauga hide whip	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50
1033	twirling gnauga hide	0		
1034	hippo skin buckler of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100
1035	avaricious penguin skin buckler	0		Meat Drop: +30
1036	lion tamer's yakskin buckler	0		Experience (familiar): +2
1037	gnauga hide buckler of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50
1038	triple-warmed double-corrupted irradiated wobbly blinking Connery's Elixir of Audacity	0		Effect: "Strange Mental Acuity", Effect Duration: 17
1040	Tam O'Shanter	0		Meat Drop: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-03"
1041	acceptable jittery teal beer	3	good	
1042	ghostly ghostly double-paned string of beads	0		Cold Resistance: +5
1043	up-at-dawn string of beads	0		Adventures: +5
1044	string of beads of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25
1045	aromatic plastic bottle opener	0		Stench Resistance: +1
1046	therapeutic educational traffic cone	0		Experience: +1, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "cap 15", Last Available: "2005-03"
1047	bad boozy gray shaking N. O. Beer	5	decent	
1048	vaporized spinning oyster egg	1		Effect: "Red Misty-Eyed", Effect Duration: 30
1049	mixed bouncing shaking oyster egg	1		
1050	modified oyster egg	1		Effect: "Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric", Effect Duration: 10
1051	plastic oyster egg	0		
1052	dried tumbling oyster egg	1		Effect: "Spooky Blur", Effect Duration: 15
1053	distilled oyster egg	1		
1054	vaporized ghostly oyster egg	1		Effect: "Jelly Combed", Effect Duration: 50
1055	plastic oyster egg	0		
1056	modified olive bouncing puce oyster egg	1		
1057	twisted puce oyster egg	1		
1058	mixed puce oyster egg	1		Effect: "Items Are Forever", Effect Duration: 45
1059	puce plastic oyster egg	0		
1060	mixed yellow mauve oyster egg	1		
1061	mixed tumbling mauve oyster egg	1		Effect: "Engorged Weapon", Effect Duration: 25
1062	boiled mauve oyster egg	1		Effect: "Buttermilk Boogie", Effect Duration: 40
1063	tumbling red mauve plastic oyster egg	0		
1064	diluted oyster egg	1		
1065	modified wobbly purple oyster egg	1		
1066	mixed oyster egg	1		Effect: "Meatwise", Effect Duration: 30
1067	plastic oyster egg	0		
1068	denatured upside-down red oyster egg	1		
1069	distilled oyster egg	1		
1070	dehydrated oyster egg	1		Effect: "Adrenaline Rush", Effect Duration: 50
1071	plastic oyster egg	0		
1072	vaporized fuchsia off-white oyster egg	1		Effect: "Elvish", Effect Duration: 15
1073	altered shaking gray off-white oyster egg	1		
1074	pickled twirling off-white oyster egg	1		Effect: "Abominably Slippery", Effect Duration: 25
1075	off-white plastic oyster egg	0		
1076	twisted oyster egg	1		
1077	compressed blue oyster egg	1		
1078	diluted narrow oyster egg	1		Effect: "Be a Mind Master", Effect Duration: 35
1079	mirror spinning plastic oyster egg	0		
1080	oyster basket	0		
1081	emo roe	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-04"
1082	gazing shoes	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
1083	bouncing personal raindrop	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-04"
1084	rainbow tie	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
1085	squat clockwork widget	0		
1086	bouncing clockwork thingamajig	0		
1087	clockwork doohickey	0		
1088	tumbling yellow clockwork clockwise dome	0		
1089	narrow clockwork spine	0		
1090	clockwork rings	0		
1091	clockwork claws	0		
1092	cyan clockwork sheet	0		
1093	mirror skewed clockwork counterclockwise dome	0		
1094	purple clockwork sphere	0		
1095	twirling deactivated MicroMechaMech	0		
1096	upside-down clockwork endoskeleton	0		
1097	skewed shaking electrified clockwork hat	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 20"
1098	lime green Newton's clockwork trench coat	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3
1099	skewed purple healthy clockwork pants	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 1.5xGhuol, cap 20"
1100	tumbling perfumed gnauga hide chaps	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 4xBarrr, cap 20"
1101	false eyelashes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1102	targeting chip	0		
1103	unwound clockwork grapefruit	0		
1104	narrow Mountie hat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1105	clockwork bartender head	0		
1106	clockwork chef head	0		
1107	twirling blurry clockwork maid head	0		
1108	blinking clockwork detective skull	0		
1109	clockwork bartender-head-in-the-box	0		
1110	shaking clockwork chef-head-in-the-box	0		
1111	upside-down clockwork bartender-in-the-box	0		
1112	upside-down clockwork chef-in-the-box	0		
1113	clockwork maid	0		
1114	skewed tisket	0		
1115	tasket	0		
1116	squat annoying pitchfork	0		Monster Level: +5
1117	frosty chilly Stupid University Diploma of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Cold Damage: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +10
1118	mirror pregnant mushroom	0		
1119	pregnant mushroom	0		
1120	pregnant mushroom	0		
1121	twirling inexplicably rock	0		
1122	huge bouncing fairy gravy	0		
1123	green Van der Graaf halfberd	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
1124	squat small glove	0		
1125	flame-wreathed thinker's glove of the empath	0		Mysticality: +10, Familiar Weight: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +10
1126	blue toothpick of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Single Equip
1127	ninja sword of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20
1128	teeny-tiny ninja stars	0		
1129	stiffened sequined fez	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Familiar Effect: "1.75xLep, cap 20"
1130	blue bouncing blank card	0		
1131	beet	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1132	Totally Gay Claymore	0		
1133	star shirt of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100
1134	cosmetics bag	0		
1135	irradiated jittery eyeliner	0		Effect: "Chain Chain Chains", Effect Duration: 63
1136	warmed lipstick	0		Effect: "The Grass...  Is Blue...", Effect Duration: 44
1137	Jeselnik's bicycle chain of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +25
1138	twirling red mushroom fermenting solution	0		
1139	bad shaking mushroom wine	3	decent	
1140	hand-crafted icy mushroom wine	3	EPIC	
1141	perfectly mixed mushroom wine	4	EPIC	
1142	bad pointy mushroom wine	4	decent	
1143	irresponsibly strong perfectly mixed flat mushroom wine	7	EPIC	
1144	acceptable distilled maroon cool mushroom wine	5	good	
1145	smooth spinning knob mushroom wine	3	awesome	
1146	acceptable knoll mushroom wine	3	good	
1147	practically non-alcoholic aged mushroom wine	1	awesome	
1148	weak special aged shot of flower schnapps	2	awesome	Effect: "Rad-ish", Effect Duration: 45
1149	miniature flavorless skewed flower petal pie	2	decent	
1150	perfectly mixed bottle of single-barrel whiskey	4	EPIC	
1151	rosewater-soaked discarded plastic fork of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Stench Resistance: +3
1152	gravy-covered maypole	0		Item Drop: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-05"
1153	flavorless tumbling Retenez L'Herbe Paté	4	decent	
1154	distilled olive Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	1	crappy	
1155	letter from King Ralph XI	0		
1157	family-friendly wholeberd	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1
1158	aerosolized frozen enhanced blinking Meleegra™ pills	0		Effect: "Hangdog", Effect Duration: 31
1159	mariachi G-string	0		
1160	ghostly lard-coated irate sombrero	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 3xLep, cap 11"
1161	blurry pile of candy	0		
1162	irradiated flattened spinning handsomeness potion	0		Effect: "Simulation Stimulation", Effect Duration: 68
1163	improved huge fuchsia marzipan skull	0		Effect: "Cotton Mouthed", Effect Duration: 36
1164	tumbling poultrygeist	0		
1165	huge hovering sombrero	0		
1166	maracas	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1167	plain brown wrapper	0		
1168	tumbling less-than-three-shaped box	0		
1169	exactly-three-shaped box	0		
1170	fuchsia pulsating chocolate box	0		
1171	mirror coffin	0		
1172	asbestos box	0		
1173	linoleum box	0		
1174	blurry chrome box	0		
1175	cryptic puzzle box	0		
1176	refrigerated biohazard container	0		
1177	pulsating magnetic field	0		
1178	olive potted cactus	0		
1179	daisy	0		
1180	potted fern	0		
1181	narrow squat tulip	0		
1182	pulsating Venus flytrap	0		
1183	red all-purpose flower	0		
1184	exotic orchid	0		
1185	long-stemmed rose	0		
1186	gilded lily	0		
1187	bouncing deadly nightshade	0		
1188	lotus	0		
1189	can of asparagus	0		
1190	dodecapede	0		
1191	ghuol whelp	0		
1192	huge zmobie	0		
1193	Raggedy Hippy doll	0		
1194	stab bat	0		
1195	apathetic lizardman doll	0		
1196	yeti	0		
1197	teal Mob Penguin	0		
1198	sabre-toothed lime	0		
1199	bugbear	0		
1200	massive yummy mugcake	7	awesome	
1201	flavorless urinal cake	3	decent	
1202	normal miniature yellow Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	2	good	
1203	bland personalized birthday cake	4	decent	
1204	decent enchanted miniature three-tiered wedding cake	2	good	Effect: "Witch Breaded", Effect Duration: 45
1205	miniature adequate babycakes	2	good	
1206	adequate velvet cake	3	good	
1207	toothsome mirror congratulatory cake	4	awesome	
1208	flavorless angel-food cake	4	decent	
1209	normal tumbling devil's-food cake	3	good	
1210	adequate upside-down birthday party jellybean cheesecake	4	good	
1211	balloon	0		
1212	balloon	0		
1213	shaking heart-shaped balloon	0		
1214	anniversary balloon	0		
1215	lime green Mylar balloon	0		
1216	Kevlar balloon	0		
1217	olive thought balloon	0		
1218	tumbling wobbly rat head balloon	0		Familiar Weight: -3
1219	mini-zeppelin	0		
1220	Mr. Balloon of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100
1221	balloon	0		
1222	Mr. Eh? of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Softcore Only
1224	stanky steel shillelagh of extreme caution of chilblains	0		Monster Level: -25, Cold Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +25
1225	prompt banded steel skullcap of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Damage Absorption: +100, Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1xFairy, cap 22"
1226	tumbling censurious sharpshooter's groovy steel solitaire	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip
1227	pulsating blue lard-coated occult steel scarf of the businessman	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip
1228	Usain Bolt's nippy steel slacks of temperance	0		Cold Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "prismatic atk, 4xBarrr, cap 22"
1229	rosewater-soaked Jeselnik's vibrating steel suspenders	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip
1230	reassuring scandalous pikestaff of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Sleaze Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +1
1231	upside-down smooth pith helmet of the wise owl of the brazier	0		Mysticality: +20, Moxie: +15, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 45"
1232	jittery perfumed baleful pocketwatch of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip
1233	teal wool supercool thinker's pinky ring	0		Mysticality: +10, Moxie Percent: +20, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip
1234	blue huge manspreader's dance instructor's pants of dire peril	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Weapon Damage: +20, Monster Level: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 45"
1235	jittery rosewater-soaked wholesome pendant	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Four Songs, Single Equip
1236	lime green sharpshooter's weightlifter's hockey stick of furious angry rage	0		Muscle: +15, Critical Hit Percent: +10
1237	squat tapped lotus	0		
1238	glowsticks	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1239	iced-out bling	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1240	jittery limburger biker boots	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1241	carton of clove cigarettes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1242	deflated inflatable dodecapede	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
1243	toy six-seater hovercraft	0		Familiar Weight: -5, Last Available: "2011-12"
1244	lard-coated Glass Balls of the Goblin King	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
1245	Fonzie's Codpiece of the Goblin King	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Single Equip
1246	chilly smooth rib of the Bonerdagon of Leguizamo	0		Moxie: +15, Monster Level: +20, Cold Damage: +5
1247	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	0		
1248	ribald scandalous Bonerdagon necklace of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Sleaze Damage: 15
1249	shaking Temple Grandin's Boss Bat britches	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xGhuol, cap 16"
1250	Da Vinci's boxer's Boss Bat bling	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +5
1251	tiny flavorless Knob shroomkabob	1	decent	
1252	rotten massive shroomkabob	8	crappy	
1253	pile of jumping beans	0		
1254	spoiled mirror purple jumping bean burrito	3	crappy	
1255	big toothsome jumping bean burrito	5	awesome	
1256	tasty fancy huge insanely jumping bean burrito	4	awesome	Effect: "It's Electric!", Effect Duration: 25
1257	flavorless thick rat scrapple	5	decent	
1258	gray upside-down pail of pretentious paint	0		
1259	traffic cone of the dark arts of the sewer	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Stench Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 15", Last Available: "2005-06"
1260	mirror wax lips	0		Experience: +3, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-07"
1261	boiled maroon ghostly Hatorade	1		
1262	pulsating twirling greedy off-hand balloon of the pedagogue of temperance	0		Experience: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +20
1263	pygmy bugbear shaman	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
1264	nose-bone fetish	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1265	box of sunshine	0		Free Pull
1266	moldy gloomy mushroom	3	crappy	
1267	dead mimic	0		
1268	narrow pine wand	0		
1269	ebony wand	0		
1270	hexagonal wand	0		
1271	aluminum wand	0		
1272	lime green marble wand	0		
1273	magic lamp of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50
1274	twisted wobbly pulsating pulsating Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	1		Effect: "Optimist Primal", Effect Duration: 35
1275	wobbly basic meat skirt of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 3xFairy, cap 10"
1276	mediocre irresponsibly strong Otorian Battle Scar	6	decent	
1277	avaricious basic meat kilt	0		Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 10"
1278	medical-grade meat skirt	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 11"
1279	meat kilt of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 11"
1280	penguinskin mini-skirt of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xFairy, cap 30"
1281	penguinskin mini-kilt of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xFairy, cap 30"
1282	wobbly green yakskin skirt of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 35"
1283	strapping yakskin kilt	0		Muscle: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 35"
1284	wobbly baleful hippopotamus skirt	0		Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 32"
1285	lard-coated hippopotamus kilt	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 32"
1286	blurry furry skirt of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 37"
1287	Jeselnik's furry kilt	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 37"
1288	teal wholesome gnauga hide skirt	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "2.5xFairy, cap 20"
1289	purple gnauga hide kilt of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "2.5xFairy, cap 20"
1290	improved wind-up clock	0		Effect: "Blessing of Bulbazinalli", Effect Duration: 49
1291	healthy Jekyllin hide belt	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-09"
1292	skirt / kilt kit	0		
1293	ring of adornment of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15
1294	hale ring of increase damage of the sewer	0		Maximum HP: +20, Stench Damage: +25
1295	Samson's ring of gain strength	0		Experience (Muscle): +5
1296	ruddy ring of resistance	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40
1297	ghostly pulsating hardened ring of fire resistance	0		Damage Reduction: 3
1298	maroon foul-smelling ring of conflict	0		Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip
1299	nippy pirate hook	0		Cold Damage: +10
1300	twirling careful monster bait	0		Monster Level: -10, Single Equip
1301	adjusted deodorant	0		Effect: "Thaumodynamic", Effect Duration: 26
1302	quantum reodorant	0		Effect: "Concentration", Effect Duration: 45
1303	Mjolnir Jr.	0		
1304	doppelshifter egg	0		Free Pull
1305	makeup kit	0		Familiar Weight: +15
1306	traffic cone of incineration of courage	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 2xLep, cap 15", Last Available: "2005-10"
1307	teal calm attention-deficit demon	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-10"
1308	upside-down unwound cymbal-playing monkey	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-10"
1309	attention spanner	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1310	mirror funky fez	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1311	cyan comfy blanket	0		Last Available: "2005-10"
1312	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Single Equip
1313	bouncing thinker's Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	0		Mysticality: +10, Single Equip
1314	jittery Baron von Ratsworth's tophat of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 3xGhuol, cap 18"
1315	wholesome rose-colored glasses	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10
1316	facsimile dictionary	0		
1317	green blood flower	0		
1318	lovecat tail	0		
1319	squat plastic passion fruit	0		
1320	special tasty squat questionable taco	3	awesome	Effect: "Bread-Lined", Effect Duration: 20
1321	Doc's Miracle Cure	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1322	yellow petrified time	0		Last Available: "2005-10"
1323	time helmet of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2005-10"
1324	cyan ghostly nippy time trousers	0		Cold Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2005-10"
1325	Usain Bolt's time sword	0		Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2005-10"
1326	Annie Oakley's Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "3xFairy, cap 7"
1327	Herculean Cloaca-Cola shield	0		Experience (Muscle): +1
1328	squat Cloaca-Cola fatigues of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "4xPotato, 1.5x Ghoul, cap 7"
1329	Jim Carey's Dyspepsi-Cola shield	0		Monster Level: +25
1330	tumbling Temple Grandin's Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Familiar Effect: "3.5xPotato, 3xVolley, cap 7"
1331	Cloaca-Cola helmet of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "3xFairy, cap 7"
1332	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	0		
1333	huge Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	0		
1334	Cloaca-Cola	0		
1335	squat Dyspepsi grenade	0		
1336	Cloaca grenade	0		
1338	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	0		
1339	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	0		
1340	shaking spinning Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	0		
1341	banded Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Single Equip
1342	blinking picture of a dead guy's girlfriend	0		
1343	olive zombie pineal gland	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1344	diffused Gummi-Gnauga	0		Effect: "Mushroom Samba", Effect Duration: 32
1345	extra-unsweetened denatured Now and Earlier	0		Effect: "Poker Faced", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2020-09"
1346	ionized altered huge jittery Sugar Cog	0		Effect: "El Vibrations", Effect Duration: 63
1347	upside-down olive loaded serum blowgun	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1348	tumbling empty blowgun	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1349	miniscule temporal rip	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-11"
1350	1.21 jigawatts	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2005-11"
1351	energetic pinky ring	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Single Equip
1352	tolerable redrum	3	good	
1353	ninja pirate zombie robot	0		
1354	pile of pebbles	0		
1355	stale low-calorie fuchsia bowl of oriole's nest soup	1	decent	
1356	bunny liver	0		
1357	weak acceptable Mt. Noob Pale Ale	2	good	
1358	pirate zombie head	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1359	bouncing ninja pirate zombie robot head	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1360	huge pirate zombie robot head	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1361	disembodied smile of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Single Equip
1362	blinking sausage	0		
1363	clockwork pirate skull	0		
1364	teal rhesus monkey	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1365	thick bland upside-down tofurkey leg	5	decent	
1366	adequate big special tofurkey gravy	5	good	Effect: "Lucky Cat Is Lucky", Effect Duration: 45
1367	enchanted flavorless herbal stuffing	3	decent	Effect: "Moose Wisdom", Effect Duration: 15
1368	half-sized flavorless can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	2	decent	
1369	stale mirror yams	3	decent	
1370	narrow rhinestone cowboy shirt of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3
1371	blinking scandalous gingham blouse	0		Sleaze Damage: +5
1372	souvenir ski t-shirt of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100
1373	ghostly fuchsia sweet nutcracker	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-12"
1374	blinking mandible	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2005-12"
1375	lion tamer's plastic Crimbo wreath	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip, Last Available: "2005-12"
1376	perfumed plastic Uncle Crimbo	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2005-12"
1377	plastic Crimbo elf of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2005-12"
1378	deadly plastic sweet nutcracker	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Last Available: "2005-12"
1379	smooth plastic Crimbo reindeer	0		Moxie: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2005-12"
1381	yellow aspirin	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1382	magnetized chocolate	0		Effect: "Pharmaceutically Cool", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2015-11"
1383	squat length of string	0		
1384	skewed googly eye	0		
1385	yellow blurry stuffing	0		
1386	bouncing felt	0		
1387	block	0		
1388	green toy wheel	0		
1389	pulsating yo-yo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
1390	top	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
1391	ball	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
1392	teal kite	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1393	blurry pet rock	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1394	doppelshifter	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1395	teddy bear	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1396	crafty Rosewater's duck-on-a-string	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2005-12"
1397	toy soldier	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1398	doll house	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1399	brainy toy train	0		Mysticality: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2005-12"
1400	upside-down stylish marionette	0		Moxie: +25, Last Available: "2005-12"
1401	vibrating sock monkey	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2005-12"
1402	slick rag doll	0		Moxie: +10, Last Available: "2005-12"
1403	lion tamer's can of fake snow	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2005-12"
1404	up-at-dawn colored-light "necklace"	0		Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2005-12"
1405	greedy tree skirt	0		Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2005-12"
1406	decent gigantic wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	7	good	Effect: "Wreathed in Merriment", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
1407	bite-sized bland bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	1	decent	Effect: "Fury of the Bells", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
1408	normal tree-shaped Crimbo cookie	3	good	Effect: "Yuletide Sappiness", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
1409	squat electrified Unionize The Elves sign	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2005-12"
1410	blurry sleeping snowy owl	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1411	spinning upside-down Tome of Snowcone Summoning	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-01", Skill: "Summon Snowcones"
1412	super-tarnished dry non-wet snowcone	0		Effect: "New and Improved", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2006-01"
1413	anodized wobbly snowcone	0		Effect: "Brocolate Brostidigitation", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2006-01"
1414	denatured squat snowcone	0		Effect: "Stopping to Smell the Flowers", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2006-01"
1415	vacuum-sealed snowcone	0		Effect: "Broken Fast", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2006-01"
1416	cold-filtered electrified altered snowcone	0		Effect: "Izchak's Blessing", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2006-01"
1417	polymerized activated jittery snowcone	0		Effect: "Strong Spirit", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2006-01"
1418	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2006-01"
1419	squat teddy bear sewing kit	0		Last Available: "2006-01"
1420	greasy traffic cone of the detective	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "2xLep, 2xFairy, cap 15", Last Available: "2006-01"
1421	pulsating Scandalously Skimpy Bikini	0		Four Songs, Single Equip
1422	squat Sombrero De Vida	0		Four Songs, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, 1xLep, cap 12"
1423	iceberglet	0		Last Available: "2006-02"
1424	olive occult ice sickle of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-02"
1425	skewed hale ice baby	0		Maximum HP: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-02"
1426	Annie Oakley's ice pick	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2006-02"
1427	yellow prompt Annie Oakley's ice skates	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-02"
1428	rotten grue egg omelette	3	crappy	
1429	roll of drink tickets	0		
1430	pregnant gloomy mushroom	0		
1431	wobbly upside-down pregnant mushroom	0		
1432	toothsome mushroom	4	awesome	
1433	upside-down fruit bowl	0		
1434	fruit basket	0		
1435	spinning hot pink lipstick	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1436	lime green hot stuffing	0		
1437	green useless powder	0		
1438	boiled flattened ghostly twinkly powder	0		Effect: "Techno Bliss", Effect Duration: 61
1439	vacuum-sealed fuchsia hot powder	0		Effect: "Motion", Effect Duration: 35
1440	Vulcanized super-aerosolized galvanized fuchsia twirling powder	0		Effect: "Triangle, Man", Effect Duration: 42
1441	improved dry powder	0		Effect: "Snobby", Effect Duration: 60
1442	magnetized boiled stench powder	0		Effect: "Aided and Abetted", Effect Duration: 16
1443	magnetized boiled sleaze powder	0		Effect: "One Foot Heavier", Effect Duration: 56
1444	enhanced pulsating twinkly nuggets	0		Effect: "Tingly Biceps", Effect Duration: 48
1445	polarized hot nuggets	0		Effect: "Full of Vinegar", Effect Duration: 40
1446	pickled blinking nuggets	0		Effect: "Fizzier Than Light", Effect Duration: 60
1447	alkaline liquefied nuggets	0		Effect: "Ermine Eyes", Effect Duration: 64
1448	moist narrow stench nuggets	0		Effect: "Horrid, Torrid", Effect Duration: 26
1449	colloidal pressed blinking sleaze nuggets	0		Effect: "Abyssal Tears", Effect Duration: 47
1450	dried squat twinkly wad	1		
1451	dried hot wad	1		Effect: "Pharmaceutically Cool", Effect Duration: 15
1452	mixed upside-down squat wad	1		
1453	mixed skewed ghostly wad	1		Effect: "Ponderous Potency", Effect Duration: 20
1454	twisted bouncing stench wad	1		
1455	denatured sleaze wad	1		Effect: "Wasabi With You", Effect Duration: 20
1456	double daisy	0		
1457	Goth Giant	0		
1458	stale gigantic fancy bouncing Valentine's Day cake	7	decent	Effect: "Fustulent", Effect Duration: 5
1459	shaking arrow'd heart balloon	0		
1460	mirror velvet box	0		
1461	pulsating green squashed frog	0		
1462	eye of newt	0		
1463	salamander spleen	0		
1464	narrow sleazy fairy gravy	0		
1465	suede shortsword	0		
1466	teal bamboo bokuto	0		
1467	25-meat staff	0		
1468	two-handed depthsword	0		
1469	bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	0		
1470	tumbling lead yo-yo	0		
1471	squat slightly peevedbow	0		
1472	huge sack of doorknobs	0		
1473	ball-and-chain	0		
1474	automatic catapult	0		
1475	pentacorn hat	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 10"
1476	goofily-plumed helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 17"
1477	plastic hard hat	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 22"
1478	blurry salad bowl	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 30"
1479	huge huge football helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 37"
1480	chain-mail monokini	0		Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 4xBarrr, cap 7"
1481	spinning union scalemail pants	0		Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, cap 12"
1482	mirror paper-plate-mail pants	0		Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xBarrr, cap 20"
1483	skewed olive troutpiece	0		Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 27"
1484	pulsating alpha-mail pants	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 35"
1485	teal asbestos-lined brawny rabbit's foot	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Hot Resistance: +5
1486	massive bag of catnip	0		
1487	hang glider	0		
1488	skewed March hat	0		Free Pull
1489	dormouse	0		
1490	foul-smelling Samson's chopsticks	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Stench Damage: +10
1491	smelly rice bowl	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10
1492	skewed lime green ninja mop	0		Item Drop: +5
1493	zippy deadly ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Initiative: +20
1494	oxidized sugar-coated pine cone	0		Effect: "Wintergreen Warmongery", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2020-09"
1495	fortified traffic cone	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Item Drop: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xLep, 2xFairy, cap 15", Last Available: "2006-03"
1496	drinkable practically non-alcoholic gloomy mushroom wine	1	good	
1497	bad mushroom wine	3	decent	
1498	McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning	0		Last Available: "2006-04", Skill: "Summon Hilarious Objects"
1499	whoopie cushion	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1500	fake fake vomit	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1501	deionized explosion-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Dirty Pear", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2006-04"
1502	twirling clown hammer	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1503	olive rubber emo roe	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1504	ionized jittery snowcone	0		Effect: "Fangs and Pangs", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2006-04"
1505	ice cube with a fly in it	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1506	watered-down hand-crafted calle de miel with a fly in it	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2006-04"
1507	hand-crafted rockin' wagon with a fly in it	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2006-04"
1508	mediocre perpendicular hula with a fly in it	4	decent	Last Available: "2006-04"
1509	hand-crafted slap and tickle with a fly in it	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2006-04"
1510	bag of airline peanuts	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1511	fake hand of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2006-04"
1512	denatured twirling Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	1		Effect: "Fiery Spirit", Effect Duration: 30
1513	dehydrated Knob Goblin learning pill	1		
1514	vaporized ghostly Knob Goblin eyedrops	1		
1515	dried lime green upside-down bouncing Knob Goblin nasal spray	1		
1516	KWE-brand transistor radio	0		
1518	vampire heart	0		
1519	Talisman of Bakula	0		Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Give In To Your Vampiric Urges"
1520	squat healthy Newton's Radio KoL Coffee Mug	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum HP Percent: +20
1521	Frank Gorshin trophy	0		
1522	fortified Radio Free Jersey of the cheetah	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Initiative: +60
1523	mirror bottle of used blood	0		
1524	ghostly wind-up chattering teeth	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1525	squat joybuzzer	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shake Hands", Last Available: "2006-04"
1526	wobbly pet rock "Snooty" disguise	0		Familiar Weight: +11, Equips On: "Pet Rock | Toothsome Rock | Bulky Buddy Box | Holiday Log", Last Available: "2006-04"
1527	diamond-studded fronts	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2006-04"
1528	sizzling nippy corkscrew	0		Cold Damage: +10, Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2006-04"
1529	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1530	fake plastic grass	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
1531	skewed ribald grass skirt	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1.5xFairy, cap 20", Last Available: "2011-01"
1532	nasty grass hat	0		Stench Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 20", Last Available: "2011-01"
1533	upside-down lime green curative grass blade	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2011-01"
1534	ghostly olive raffle prize box	0		
1536	homeless hobo spirit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-05"
1537	weegee sqouija	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1538	Jeselnik's sparkly engagement ring	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip
1539	Tam O'Shatner	0		Meat Drop: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-03"
1540	MacGyver's Grimacite goggles of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum MP: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 31", Last Available: "2008-10"
1541	prompt padded Grimacite glaive	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2008-10"
1542	censurious Grimacite greaves of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 3xGhoul, cap 37", Last Available: "2008-10"
1543	wobbly tumbling sharpshooter's brainy Grimacite garter	0		Mysticality: +5, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2008-10"
1544	chaotic Grimacite galoshes of courage	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2008-10"
1545	aromatic Grimacite gorget of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2008-10"
1546	fuchsia shellacked Grimacite guayabera	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2008-10"
1547	frosty arcane researcher's Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10
1548	Jack Frost's beefy Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	0		Muscle: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +50
1549	MSG	0		
1550	razor-sharp second-hand knockoff engagement ring	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Single Equip
1551	tolerable bottle of Domesticated Turkey	3	good	
1552	aged bottle of Definit	3	awesome	
1553	bad bottle of Calcutta Emerald	4	decent	
1554	practically non-alcoholic acceptable wobbly bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	1	good	
1555	mediocre mirror bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	4	decent	
1556	artisanal special weak lime green jittery boxed champagne	2	EPIC	Effect: "All Branned Up", Effect Duration: 10
1557	rotten kumquat	4	crappy	
1558	thick rotten tangerine	5	crappy	
1559	tonic water	0		
1560	bite-sized adequate special cocktail onion	1	good	Effect: "Cosmic Flavor", Effect Duration: 40
1561	decent tiny raspberry	1	good	
1562	adequate small lime green twirling kiwi	2	good	
1563	weak bad huge whiskey bittersweet	2	decent	
1564	bad enchanted mimosette	3	decent	Effect: "20/20 Vision", Effect Duration: 35
1565	acceptable tequila sunset	3	good	
1566	hand-crafted fuchsia zmobie	3	EPIC	Wiki Name: "Zmobie (drink)"
1567	delicious irresponsibly strong gin and tonic	9	awesome	
1568	practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed fuchsia vodka and tonic	1	super EPIC	
1569	mediocre jittery vodka gibson	3	decent	
1570	fancy artisanal triple-distilled gibson	9	EPIC	Effect: "Icy Demeanor", Effect Duration: 30
1571	special extra-dry hand-crafted narrow parisian cathouse	5	EPIC	Effect: "Space Cadet", Effect Duration: 15
1572	mediocre rabbit punch	3	decent	
1573	perfectly mixed caipifruta	4	EPIC	
1574	drinkable teqiwila	4	good	
1575	acceptable Divine	4	good	
1576	bad practically non-alcoholic Gordon Bennett	1	decent	
1577	practically non-alcoholic tolerable tangarita	1	good	
1578	practically non-alcoholic enchanted artisanal cyan mandarina colada	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Effect: "Spookyravin'", Effect Duration: 50
1579	aged upside-down gimlet	3	awesome	
1580	delicious spirit-forward brick road	5	awesome	
1581	triple-distilled acceptable vodka stratocaster	9	good	
1582	practically non-alcoholic drinkable narrow Neuromancer	1	good	
1583	aged shaking skewed prussian cathouse	3	awesome	
1584	perfectly mixed Mae West	3	EPIC	
1585	mediocre Mon Tiki	4	decent	
1586	weak hand-crafted wobbly teqiwila slammer	2	super ultra EPIC	
1587	stale Knob lo mein	4	decent	
1588	bite-sized decent bouncing asparagus lo mein	1	good	
1589	bland mirror Knoll lo mein	3	decent	
1590	moldy half-sized lo mein	2	crappy	
1591	tasty snack-sized olive lo mein	2	awesome	
1592	moldy big fuchsia hot hi mein	5	crappy	
1593	flavorless hi mein	3	decent	
1594	bland tumbling mirror hi mein	4	decent	
1595	flavorless diet jittery hi mein	1	decent	
1596	decent sleazy hi mein	4	good	
1597	hale Junior LAAAAME merit badge	0		Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2006-05"
1598	Senior LAAAAME merit badge of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2006-05"
1599	jazz soap	0		Free Pull, Effect: "Jazz Hands", Effect Duration: 20
1600	lousy weak tangarita with a fly in it	2	decent	
1601	artisanal mandarina colada with a fly in it	3	EPIC	
1602	watered-down lousy prussian cathouse with a fly in it	2	decent	
1603	high-proof special lousy Mae West with a fly in it	7	decent	Effect: "Blessing of Bulbazinalli", Effect Duration: 40
1604	powdered astronaut ice-cream	1		Last Available: "2006-05"
1605	delectable catalyst	0		
1606	distilled ultimate wad	1		Effect: "Guts Feeling", Effect Duration: 30
1607	Vulcanized libation of liveliness	0		Effect: "Booing Radly", Effect Duration: 66
1608	ionized super-ionized narrow eyedrops of the ermine	0		Effect: "Hella Smooth", Effect Duration: 59
1609	concentrated super-magnetized huge skewed perfume of prejudice	0		Effect: "Pwnd", Effect Duration: 19
1610	quantum non-quantum mirror eyedrops of the ocelot	0		Effect: "Venomous Weapon", Effect Duration: 36
1611	quantum dry huge potent potion of potency	0		Effect: "The Magic of LOV", Effect Duration: 50
1612	polarized concentrated cordial of concentration	0		Effect: "Preemptive Medicine", Effect Duration: 63
1613	lime green ghostly Jack Frost's coffin lid	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50
1614	tumbling maroon MacGyver's satin shield	0		Maximum MP: +100
1615	bouncing medical-grade Cerebral Cloche	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, cap 22", Last Available: "2006-06"
1616	beefcake's Cerebral Culottes	0		Muscle: +25, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 1xGhoul, cap 22", Last Available: "2006-06"
1617	avaricious asbestos-lined banded Cerebral Crossbow	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Hot Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2006-06"
1618	huge purple jittery ice stein	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1619	bouncing munchies pill	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1620	mirror maroon homeopathic healing powder	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1621	astral badger	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-06"
1622	tarnished tarnished astral mushroom	0		Effect: "Familial Ties", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2006-06"
1623	huge badger badge	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1624	polymerized skewed lime green blue-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Radium Radicality", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2006-06"
1625	corrupted ghostly gray green-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Preternatural Greed", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2006-06"
1626	activated improved orange-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Hot Blooded", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2006-06"
1627	polymerized purple-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "BOOsted", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2006-06"
1628	oxidized pink-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Brother Smothers's Blessing", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2006-06"
1629	raspberry beret of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 2xLep, cap 12"
1630	upside-down spinning manspreader's pixel shield	0		Monster Level: +10
1631	huge beer cartilage	0		
1632	blue shaking Spanish fly trap	0		
1633	tumbling Spanish fly	0		
1634	drinkable watered-down cyan pulsating around the world	2	good	
1635	scrumdiddlyumptious solution	0		
1636	spinning Toddler-sized Dragon Costume	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +5, Softcore Only
1637	oxidized bouncing spinning lotion of hotness	0		Effect: "Demonic Flavor", Effect Duration: 28
1638	ionized shaking lotion of coldness	0		Effect: "PERL of Great Price", Effect Duration: 36
1639	ionized jittery lotion of spookiness	0		Effect: "Nothing Is Impossible", Effect Duration: 32
1640	ionized irradiated concentrated blinking lotion of stench	0		Effect: "Ooh, Sweet!", Effect Duration: 60
1641	concentrated galvanized huge lotion of sleaziness	0		Effect: "Scrappy, Shadowy", Effect Duration: 45
1642	irresponsibly strong bad spinning Grimacite Bock	7	decent	Last Available: "2008-11"
1643	moldy massive wedge of gray cheese	8	crappy	Last Available: "2008-11"
1644	hot and sauce	0		
1645	squat and sauce	0		
1646	and sauce	0		
1647	stench and sauce	0		
1648	sleazy and sauce	0		
1649	brick	0		Free Pull
1650	squat milk of magnesium	0		
1651	rotten huge foie gras	3	crappy	
1652	boiled narrow candy brain	0		Effect: "Halloweeny", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2020-09"
1653	wobbly scorching electrified wizardly jewel-eyed wizard hat	0		Mysticality: +25, Hot Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Magic Missile", Familiar Effect: "atk, 5xVolley, 5xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2006-07"
1654	razor-sharp wad of Crovacite of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Weapon Damage Percent: +25
1655	lightning-fast double-paned collar	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Initiative: +40
1656	White Citadel Satisfaction Satchel	0		
1657	tumbling onion shurikens	0		
1658	Cherry Cloaca Cola	0		
1659	Diet Cloaca Cola	0		
1660	tumbling Regular Cloaca Cola	0		
1661	banded Radio KoL Keychain	0		Damage Absorption: +100
1662	prompt Radio KoL Antenna Ball	0		Adventures: +3
1663	huge bouncing toasty Radio KoL Flashlight	0		Hot Damage: +5
1664	red greasy Radio KoL Maracas	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
1665	Radio KoL Bottle Opener of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3
1666	Sinatra's Radio KoL Patch	0		Experience (Moxie): +5
1667	Cat-Herding Prod of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50
1668	star boomerang of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30
1669	bouncing sizzling star stiletto	0		Hot Damage: +10
1670	mirror fraudwort	0		
1671	shysterweed	0		
1672	yellow swindleblossom	0		
1673	double-paned hardened grave robbing shovel	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Cold Resistance: +5
1674	steel-toed superhero mask	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1xFairy, cap 2"
1675	ore	0		
1676	pulsating styrofoam ore	0		
1677	mirror bubblewrap ore	0		
1678	pet rock "Groucho" disguise	0		Familiar Weight: +11, Equips On: "Pet Rock | Toothsome Rock | Bulky Buddy Box | Holiday Log", Last Available: "2011-12"
1679	MacGyver's smooth sword	0		Moxie: +15, Maximum MP: +100
1680	forbidden staff of Flo-Jo	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Initiative: +100
1681	squat skewed Jack Frost's medical-grade bubblewrap sword	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
1682	ghostly rosewater-soaked Jim Carey's bubblewrap staff	0		Monster Level: +25, Stench Resistance: +3
1683	manspreader's bubblewrap crossbow of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Monster Level: +10
1684	styrofoam sword of the wise owl of mayonnaise	0		Mysticality: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
1685	curative razor-sharp styrofoam staff	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
1686	gray educational styrofoam crossbow of Tarzan	0		Experience: +1, Experience (Muscle): +3
1687	tumbling Platinum Yendorian Express Card	0		
1688	jittery Jack Frost's Samson's crossbow	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Cold Spell Damage: +50
1689	ribbon of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2006-07"
1690	Usain Bolt's ribald discarded bottlecap	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 38"
1691	jittery stanky Annie Oakley's discarded torn-up glove	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 0.5xPotato, cap 38"
1692	alkaline enhanced flattened green ghostly salamander slurry	0		Effect: "Coming Up Roses", Effect Duration: 18
1693	quantum Vulcanized improved eyedrops of newt	0		Effect: "One Foot Heavier", Effect Duration: 24
1694	moist alkaline mirror Frogade	0		Effect: "Stop and Smell the Fudge", Effect Duration: 13
1695	non-quantum bouncing papotion of papower	0		Effect: "Fireproof Lips", Effect Duration: 63
1696	normal royal jelly taco	4	good	
1697	decent miniature tofu taco	2	good	
1698	yummy diet mirror jumping bean taco	1	awesome	
1699	rotten catgut taco	3	crappy	
1700	bland blinking goat cheese taco	3	decent	
1701	toothsome half-sized upside-down pr0n taco	2	awesome	
1702	adjusted nitrogenated alphabet gum	0		Effect: "Thought", Effect Duration: 61
1703	Comma Chameleon egg	0		Free Pull
1704	tumbling shingle	0		
1705	twirling flaregun	0		
1706	up-at-dawn medical-grade Samson's sword	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Adventures: +5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
1707	greedy frightening flypaper staff of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Spooky Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +20
1708	rock-hard boxer's grease gun of the early riser	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Damage Reduction: 5, Adventures: +7
1709	censurious Socratic sword of static of the scaredy-cat	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Monster Level: -15, Sleaze Resistance: +3
1710	rosewater-soaked double-paned greasy wiffle-flail	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Stench Resistance: +3
1711	narrow cyan Lo Pan's fortified strapping bubble bauble bow	0		Muscle: +5, Damage Absorption: +60, Spell Critical Percent: +30
1712	chaotic sharpshooter's Frost™ brand sword of terror	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
1713	inspector's electrified squeaky staff	0		Item Drop: +15, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
1714	squat family-friendly sinister can cannon of the blizzard	0		Spell Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +1
1715	twirling fireproof starchy sword	0		Hot Resistance: +3
1716	jittery starchy staff of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25
1717	starchy crossbow of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25
1718	flame-retardant banded pestoblade	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Hot Resistance: +1
1719	blurry sharpshooter's fortified poutine pole	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Critical Hit Percent: +10
1720	chilly curdflinger of the boozehound	0		Cold Damage: +5, Booze Drop: +100
1721	energetic muculent machete of the boozehound	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Booze Drop: +100
1722	upside-down manspreader's rock-hard glistening staff	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Monster Level: +10
1723	bouncing MacGyver's repeating crossbow of the scaredy-cat	0		Maximum MP: +100, Monster Level: -15
1725	bigger stick	0		
1726	mirror sinewy crossbow string	0		
1727	sturdy sword hilt	0		
1728	spinning reassuring dense meat sword	0		Spooky Resistance: +1
1729	bouncing double-paned dense meat staff	0		Cold Resistance: +5
1730	wobbly spinning educational dense meat crossbow	0		Experience: +1
1731	olive asbestos-lined ribald MacGyver's Spirit Precipice	0		Maximum MP: +100, Sleaze Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +5
1732	clever medical-grade stylish smoldering staff	0		Moxie: +25, Maximum MP: +20, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
1733	upside-down spinning horrifying Oprah's sage hot cross bow	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Spooky Damage: +25
1734	blinking Sherlock's sword behind inappropriate prepositions of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +25, Alters Page Text
1735	executive meatspout staff of the wise owl of dire peril	0		Mysticality: +20, Weapon Damage: +20, Meat Drop: +40
1736	bouncing chaotic clever sage carob cannon	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +10
1737	Jim Carey's Lo Pan's brainy shuddersword	0		Mysticality: +5, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Monster Level: +25
1738	shaking stylish hairy staff of incineration of Flo-Jo	0		Moxie: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +100
1739	shaking chaotic Oprah's projectile icemaker of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +10
1740	lime green huge zippy toasty nippy buffalo blade	0		Cold Damage: +10, Hot Damage: +5, Initiative: +20
1741	energetic personal trainer's cheesestick	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum MP Percent: +20
1742	huge thinker's strapping potato pistol	0		Muscle: +5, Mysticality: +10
1743	stylish savory sword	0		Moxie: +25
1744	savory staff of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50
1745	green vibrating savory crossbow	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10
1746	chaotic Super Magic Power Sword X of dire peril of the dark arts	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +10
1747	fuchsia prompt soylent staff of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Adventures: +3
1748	spinning miser's strapping goulauncher	0		Muscle: +5, Meat Drop: +10
1749	defective skull	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1750	beefcake's Gnollish pie server	0		Muscle: +25
1751	shaking Gnollish slotted spoon of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5
1752	Knob Goblin spatula of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
1753	sinister jack flapper	0		Spell Damage: +10
1754	filthy pestle of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25
1755	Knob Goblin melon baller of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20
1756	scandalous huge spoon	0		Sleaze Damage: +5
1757	pizza cutter of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100
1758	lime green beefy star spatula	0		Muscle: +10
1759	family-friendly smelly foon of fulmination	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1
1760	tumbling Usain Bolt's Tesla foon of frigidity	0		Initiative: +80, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
1761	bouncing foul-smelling weightlifter's foon of foulness	0		Muscle: +15, Stench Damage: +10
1762	pulsating up-at-dawn Lo Pan's foon of fearfulness	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Adventures: +5
1763	forbidden foon of fleshiness of the bloodbag	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP: +100
1764	Spookyraven library key	0		
1765	jittery Spookyraven gallery key	0		
1766	Spookyraven ballroom key	0		
1767	twirling pack of chewing gum	0		
1768	Gnomish toolbox	0		
1769	rotten fricasseed brains	3	crappy	
1770	special moldy huge brains casserole	3	crappy	Effect: "Cinnamouth", Effect Duration: 10
1771	censurious butcherknife	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3
1772	wobbly frosty corn holder	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
1773	spinning groovy eggbeater	0		Moxie Percent: +10
1774	mediocre huge bottle of popskull	3	decent	
1775	dishrag of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25
1776	moldy stale baguette	4	crappy	
1777	leftovers of indeterminate origin	0		
1778	decent low-calorie dinner	1	good	
1779	smelly katana	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Synergetic
1780	blinking tumbling executive ram stick	0		Meat Drop: +40
1781	narrow banded enchantlers	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xLep, cap 28"
1782	greasy dangerous ram-battering staff	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
1783	super-sized normal crazy Turkish delight	5	good	
1784	shaking wicked Snow Queen Crown of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage: +5, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xGhuol, cap 28"
1785	ruddy smooth ga-ga radio of the cheetah	0		Moxie: +15, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Initiative: +60
1786	mirror six pack of Mountain Stream	0		
1787	concentrated corrupted non-frozen red bag of Cheat-Os	0		Effect: "Human-Slime Hybrid", Effect Duration: 28
1788	unrefined Mountain Stream syrup	0		
1789	skewed Mob Penguin	0		
1790	artisanal fancy Ram's Face Lager	3	EPIC	Effect: "Elemental Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 45
1791	ram horns	0		
1792	perfumed frightening dance instructor's Travoltan trousers	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spooky Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +5, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xLep, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2006-09", Moxie May Control MP
1793	aromatic arcane researcher's pool cue	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Stench Resistance: +1
1794	chilled corrupted jittery green spinning handful of hand chalk	0		Effect: "Power Ballad of the Arrowsmith", Effect Duration: 12
1795	blue Counterclockwise Watch of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
1796	bone collar	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1797	misshapen animal skeleton	0		
1798	pile of animal bones	0		
1799	animal skull	0		
1800	animal cranium	0		
1801	animal jawbone	0		
1802	first cervical vertebra	0		
1803	second cervical vertebra	0		
1804	third cervical vertebra	0		
1805	fourth cervical vertebra	0		
1806	cyan fifth cervical vertebra	0		
1807	wobbly sixth cervical vertebra	0		
1808	shaking seventh cervical vertebra	0		
1809	skewed first thoracic vertebra	0		
1810	second thoracic vertebra	0		
1811	third thoracic vertebra	0		
1812	fourth thoracic vertebra	0		
1813	blue fifth thoracic vertebra	0		
1814	blurry sixth thoracic vertebra	0		
1815	seventh thoracic vertebra	0		
1816	eighth thoracic vertebra	0		
1817	skewed ninth thoracic vertebra	0		
1818	tenth thoracic vertebra	0		
1819	blurry eleventh thoracic vertebra	0		
1820	wobbly red twelfth thoracic vertebra	0		
1821	first lumbar vertebra	0		
1822	second lumbar vertebra	0		
1823	jittery third lumbar vertebra	0		
1824	fourth lumbar vertebra	0		
1825	fifth lumbar vertebra	0		
1826	sixth lumbar vertebra	0		
1827	seventh lumbar vertebra	0		
1828	purple sacral vertebrae	0		
1829	wobbly first caudal vertebra	0		
1830	second caudal vertebra	0		
1831	twirling huge third caudal vertebra	0		
1832	fourth caudal vertebra	0		
1833	fifth caudal vertebra	0		
1834	sixth caudal vertebra	0		
1835	seventh caudal vertebra	0		
1836	eighth caudal vertebra	0		
1837	ninth caudal vertebra	0		
1838	blinking tenth caudal vertebra	0		
1839	left first rib	0		
1840	shaking left second rib	0		
1841	mirror left third rib	0		
1842	left fourth rib	0		
1843	left fifth rib	0		
1844	blinking left sixth rib	0		
1845	blurry blinking left seventh rib	0		
1846	gray narrow left eighth rib	0		
1847	left ninth rib	0		
1848	left tenth rib	0		
1849	left eleventh rib	0		
1850	gray blinking left twelfth rib	0		
1851	right first rib	0		
1852	right second rib	0		
1853	right third rib	0		
1854	skewed green skewed right fourth rib	0		
1855	right fifth rib	0		
1856	jittery right sixth rib	0		
1857	pulsating right seventh rib	0		
1858	squat pulsating right eighth rib	0		
1859	right ninth rib	0		
1860	right tenth rib	0		
1861	right eleventh rib	0		
1862	upside-down right twelfth rib	0		
1863	upside-down animal pelvis	0		
1864	left scapula	0		
1865	right scapula	0		
1866	left clavicle	0		
1867	right clavicle	0		
1868	blinking left humerus	0		
1869	right humerus	0		
1870	left radius	0		
1871	right radius	0		
1872	maroon left ulna	0		
1873	right ulna	0		
1874	left femur	0		
1875	right femur	0		
1876	skewed left tibia	0		
1877	right tibia	0		
1878	left fibula	0		
1879	right fibula	0		
1880	left kneecap	0		
1881	right kneecap	0		
1882	left first front claw	0		
1883	left second front claw	0		
1884	squat left third front claw	0		
1885	shaking left fourth front claw	0		
1886	blue right first front claw	0		
1887	mirror right second front claw	0		
1888	right third front claw	0		
1889	right fourth front claw	0		
1890	left thumb	0		
1891	olive right thumb	0		
1892	huge left first rear claw	0		
1893	purple left second rear claw	0		
1894	olive left third rear claw	0		
1895	left fourth rear claw	0		
1896	right first rear claw	0		
1897	right second rear claw	0		
1898	right third rear claw	0		
1899	jittery right fourth rear claw	0		
1900	medical-grade 1-ball	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
1901	steel-toed 2-ball of doom	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
1902	Jack Frost's 3-ball of the detective	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +20
1903	red censurious baleful 4-ball	0		Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +3
1904	supercharged wicked 5-ball	0		Spell Damage: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +30
1905	zippy 6-ball of the early riser	0		Initiative: +20, Adventures: +7
1906	squat Sherlock's 7-ball	0		Item Drop: +25
1907	pulsating 8-ball	0		
1910	coward's extremely unsafe clockwork sword of the overflowing toilet	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Monster Level: -20, Stench Spell Damage: +50
1911	ribald medical-grade razor-sharp clockwork staff	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Sleaze Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
1912	pulsating blinking up-at-dawn cool clockwork crossbow of bravery	0		Moxie: +5, Spooky Resistance: +5, Adventures: +5
1913	wobbly clockwork handle	0		
1914	cyan blinking clockwork rod	0		
1915	clockwork shank	0		
1916	Lord Spookyraven's spectacles	0		
1917	wallet	0		
1918	coin purse	0		
1919	English to A. F. U. E. Dictionary	0		
1920	ghostly bizarre illegible sheet music	0		
1921	ghostly experienced wakizashi	0		Experience: +2, Synergetic
1922	gob of wet hair	0		
1923	roll of toilet paper	0		Free Pull
1924	tumbling blue tattered wolf standard	0		
1925	tumbling bouncing tattered snake standard	0		
1926	maroon KoL Con 3-D Glasses	0		Familiar Effect: "8xLep, 1xFairy, cap 2"
1927	scary death orb	0		
1928	squat tuning fork	0		
1929	ghostly teal wool greaves	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr"
1930	Sherlock's dangerous helmet	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Item Drop: +25, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 0.5xFairy"
1931	ghostly cool brainy spear	0		Mysticality: +5, Moxie: +5, Breakable
1932	manspreader's shield	0		Monster Level: +10, Breakable
1933	inspector's pitchfork	0		Item Drop: +15
1934	broken sword of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10
1935	careful snarling wolf shield	0		Monster Level: -10, Synergetic
1936	foul-smelling lupine sword	0		Stench Damage: +10, Synergetic
1937	savvy snake shield	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Synergetic
1938	serpentine sword of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Synergetic
1939	grouchy restless spirit	0		
1940	twirling hardy groovy 9-ball of the blizzard	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Maximum HP: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +25
1941	jittery blinking supercool seal pendant of Leguizamo	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Monster Level: +20, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip
1942	Da Vinci's turtle brooch of doom	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Single Equip
1943	Socratic noodle ring of Gandalf	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip
1944	rosy-cheeked saucepan earring of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Class: "Sauceror", Single Equip
1945	Fonzie's Samson's disco ball pendant	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Experience (Moxie): +1, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip
1946	twirling Annie Oakley's arcane researcher's accordion pin	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Class: "Accordion Thief", Single Equip
1947	red clever extremely unsafe worn tophat	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 31"
1948	cyan auspicious thinker's tap shoes	0		Mysticality: +10, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip
1949	bland Manetwich	3	decent	
1950	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	0		
1951	lousy bottle of Pinot Renoir	3	decent	
1952	decent desiccated apricot	4	good	
1953	delicious blue flute of flat champagne	4	awesome	
1954	normal ghostly dehydrated caviar	3	good	
1955	styrofoam peanuts	0		
1956	weak acceptable huge snifter of thoroughly aged brandy	2	good	
1957	huge green quill pen	0		
1958	twirling inkwell	0		
1959	lime green tattered scrap of paper	0		
1960	pulsating scroll of forbidden unspeakable evil	0		
1961	can of Binarrrca	0		Free Pull, Effect: "Talking Like a Pirate", Effect Duration: 50
1962	aerosolized bouncing Bit O' Ectoplasm	0		Effect: "Influence of Sphere", Effect Duration: 43
1963	maroon dance card	0		
1964	smooth opera mask	0		Moxie: +15, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr, cap 2"
1965	fuchsia skewed bottle of Monsieur Bubble	0		
1966	educational Amulet of Yendor of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
1967	jitterbug larva	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2007-10"
1968	jittery bottle of perfume	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1969	olive spoon!	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1970	nervous tick egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2007-10"
1971	plastic pumpkin bucket	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +13, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-10", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.35
1972	asbestos-lined chaotic shrimp fork	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +5
1973	fuchsia half of a memo	0		
1974	cocoabo	0		
1975	baby gravy fairy	0		
1976	gravy fairy	0		
1977	gravy fairy	0		
1978	twirling gravy fairy	0		
1979	red pulsating gravy fairy	0		
1980	tumbling narrow sleazy gravy fairy	0		
1981	astral badger	0		
1982	MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	0		
1983	hand turkey	0		
1984	snowy owl	0		
1985	scary death orb	0		
1986	blurry yellow mind flayer	0		
1987	undead elbow macaroni	0		
1988	angry cow	0		
1989	Cheshire bitten	0		
1990	blue huge yo-yo	0		
1991	twirling rubber WWJD? bracelet	0		
1992	rubber WWBD? bracelet	0		
1993	rubber WWSPD? bracelet	0		
1994	ghostly rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	0		
1995	blue heart necklace	0		Free Pull
1996	right half of a heart necklace	0		
1997	pulsating left half of a heart necklace	0		
1998	pack of KWE trading card	0		
1999	stick of "gum"	0		
2000	tumbling Das Überkühlraum trading card	0		
2001	bouncing Vaso De Agua trading card	0		
2002	The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	0		
2003	blurry Thorny Toad trading card	0		
2004	skewed Chori Zo trading card	0		
2005	red Morbidda trading card	0		
2006	twirling Poison Oak trading card	0		
2007	Princess Rutabaga trading card	0		
2008	bouncing blurry Roo trading card	0		
2009	Woldo trading card	0		
2010	maroon The Snake trading card	0		
2011	squat Nayztameetjoo trading card	0		
2012	Arrrmetia trading card	0		
2013	blurry lime green Serenity trading card	0		
2014	tumbling Inndya trading card	0		
2015	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	0		
2016	diamond necklace	0		
2017	spade necklace	0		
2018	pulsating twirling club necklace	0		
2019	cream pie	0		Free Pull
2020	rotten gigantic lime green cherry pie	10	crappy	
2021	decent low-calorie strawberry pie	1	good	
2022	decent lemon meringue pie	3	good	
2023	Genalen™ Bottle	1	EPIC	
2024	spoiled twirling mixed wildflower greens	4	crappy	
2025	bland small jittery handful of walnuts	2	decent	
2026	flavorless nutty organic salad	3	decent	
2027	jumbo bland fuchsia super salad	5	decent	
2028	gigantic spoiled tofu wonton	8	crappy	
2029	blinking hippy protest button	0		Single Equip, Thorns: 1
2030	flame-retardant rosy-cheeked Lockenstock™ sandals	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip
2031	lightning-fast didgeridooka	0		Initiative: +40
2032	Jim Carey's bullet-proof corduroys of the early riser	0		Monster Level: +25, Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xBarrr, cap 42"
2033	round sunglasses of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip
2034	narrow Samson's wicker shield	0		Experience (Muscle): +5
2035	Marquis de Poivre soda	0		
2036	boiled radium-flavored potato chips	0		Effect: "Bread Burps", Effect Duration: 51
2037	boiled wintergreen-flavored potato chips	0		Effect: "Mucilaginous Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 50
2038	triple-wet ennui-flavored potato chips	0		Effect: "Slightly Cursed, Mostly Lucky", Effect Duration: 54
2039	pulsating x-ray specs	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2040	blinking patchouli oil bomb	0		
2041	ferret bait	0		
2042	pulsating exploding hacky-sack	0		
2043	hemp net	0		
2044	red your father's MacGuffin diary	0		
2045	miniature adequate ghostly brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	2	good	
2046	snack-sized spoiled frat brats	2	crappy	
2047	miniature normal knob ka-bobs	2	good	
2049	hand-crafted can of Swiller	3	EPIC	
2050	broken wings	0		
2051	sunken eyes	0		
2052	reassembled blackbird	0		
2053	bust of Pallas	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2054	blurry market map	0		
2055	fuchsia snake skin	0		
2056	improved adder bladder	0		Effect: "El Vibrations", Effect Duration: 61
2057	bouncing pension check	0		
2058	bouncing purple ghostly picnic basket	0		
2059	colloidal frozen Black No. 2	0		Effect: "Ack!  Barred!", Effect Duration: 24
2060	blinking fortified sword of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Damage Absorption: +60
2061	thinker's helmet	0		Mysticality: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 40"
2062	jittery shield of the brazier of the detective	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +20
2063	massive stale ghostly blackberry	7	decent	
2064	forged identification documents	0		
2065	mirror PADL Phone	0		
2066	baleful savvy kick-ass kicks	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
2067	sake bomb	0		
2068	tequila grenade	0		
2069	beer helmet of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Familiar Effect: "0.5xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 42"
2070	resourceful therapeutic distressed denim pants	0		Maximum MP: +50, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato, cap 42"
2071	fuchsia stiffened perforated battle paddle	0		Damage Reduction: 1
2072	blinking stanky nasty flashing novelty button	0		Stench Damage: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +25
2073	slick glowstick of horror	0		Moxie: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2006-10", Raveosity: +1
2074	mirror anniversary chutney sculpture of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100
2075	ghostly spandex anniversary shorts of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Familiar Effect: "5xVolley, 10xLep, cap 2"
2076	shaking jar of anniversary jam of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100
2077	rosewater-soaked bucket of anniversary lard	0		Stench Resistance: +3
2078	anniversary concrete fedora of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "5xVolley, 5xLep, cap 2"
2079	jittery MacGyver's makeshift turban of the brazier	0		Maximum MP: +100, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Blind, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 25"
2080	blinking aromatic makeshift cape	0		Stench Resistance: +1
2081	yellow smooth makeshift skirt	0		Moxie: +15, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 25"
2082	toothbrush	0		
2083	makeshift crane	0		
2084	can of starch	0		
2085	pickled blue blinking skewed bottle of ultravitamins	1		
2086	distilled upside-down yellow bottle of cough syrup	1		
2087	pickled tumbling tube of hair oil	1		
2088	Vulcanized deionized Vulcanized ghostly Daffy Taffy	0		Effect: "Fizzier Than Light", Effect Duration: 31
2089	skewed Crimboween memo	0		Last Available: "2006-10"
2090	flame-retardant lion tamer's extremely unsafe pilgrim shield of the cougar of horror	0		Moxie: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Experience (familiar): +2, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +1, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-11"
2091	upside-down bath salts	0		
2092	blurry hand mirror	0		
2093	maroon deadly hors d'oeuvre tray	0		Weapon Damage: +5
2094	miniature adequate ballroom blintz	2	good	
2095	towel	0		
2096	compressed ghostly blinking jittery guy made of bee pollen	1		Effect: "Venomous Weapon", Effect Duration: 10
2097	mirror deadly 17-ball	0		Weapon Damage: +5
2098	filthy lucre	0		
2099	hobo gristle	0		
2100	shredded can label	0		
2101	bloodstained briquette	0		
2102	greasy dreadlock	0		
2103	vial of pirate sweat	0		
2104	empty aftershave bottle	0		
2105	coal button	0		
2106	burned-out arcanodiode	0		
2107	wobbly non-Euclidean hoof	0		
2108	red rock	0		
2109	stringy sinew	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2110	stick	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2111	tooth	0		
2112	shaking leaf	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2113	mirror extremely unsafe wheel	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2006-12"
2114	yo	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2115	maroon clever prehistoric spear	0		Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2006-12"
2116	ghostly stick-on-a-string	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2117	upside-down knitted fire of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Cold Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 2", Last Available: "2023-09"
2118	leaf tube	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2119	mirror lit cigar	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2120	red huge lightning-fast Grateful Undead T-shirt	0		Initiative: +40
2121	experienced ASCII shirt	0		Experience: +2
2122	sinister safety vest of the businessman	0		Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +50
2123	narrow narrow boxer's eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	0		Muscle Percent: +10
2125	vibrating Ye Olde Navy Fleece	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10
2126	gray family-friendly stylish bronze breastplate	0		Moxie: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +1
2127	Oprah's personal trainer's hat hacker T-shirt	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum MP Percent: +50
2128	mirror vampire collar	0		Single Equip
2129	possessed top	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
2130	smooth killer rag doll	0		Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2006-12"
2131	blue tree-eating kite	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2132	incredibly marionette of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2006-12"
2133	maroon dress ball	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
2134	electrified mad scientist's sock monkey	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2006-12"
2135	alien blob	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2136	family-friendly veiny vampire duck-on-a-string	0		Maximum HP: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2006-12"
2137	extremely unsafe toy crazy train	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12"
2138	razor-tipped yo-yo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
2139	toy mercenary	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2140	length of string	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2141	toy wheel	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2142	yellow block	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2143	felt	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2144	evil googly eye	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2145	red bouncing stuffing	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2146	evil teddy bear	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2147	ghostly green evil teddy bear sewing kit	0		
2148	toothsome rock	0		
2149	moldy frank	4	crappy	Last Available: "2011-12"
2150	bland plate of franks and beans	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-12"
2151	tolerable weak shot of blackberry schnapps	2	good	
2152	yellow capacitor relay	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2153	carbon nanotube frame	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2154	ion grid	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2155	Feynman gate	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2156	logic synthesizer	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2157	mirror high-resistance ultrapolymer plating	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2158	narrow servomechanical torsion facilitator	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2159	green quantum polarity inducer	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2160	bi-lateral logic compressor	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2161	mirror computronic processing unit	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2162	reverse-oscillating klystron	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2163	blurry sub-molecular interocitor	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2164	recursive spline reticulator	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2165	pulsating atomic vector plotter	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2166	ion-pulse modulation stabilizer	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2167	blue hyperbolic plasma focuser	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2168	zippy gravedigger's toy ray gun	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2006-12"
2169	blurry lion tamer's careful toy space helmet	0		Monster Level: -10, Experience (familiar): +2, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 43", Last Available: "2006-12"
2170	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.3
2171	therapeutic astronaut pants of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1.5xPotato, cap 43", Last Available: "2006-12"
2172	spinning experienced toy jet pack	0		Experience: +2, Last Available: "2006-12"
2173	upside-down teal triangular stone	0		
2174	mirror mossy stone sphere	0		
2175	smooth stone sphere	0		
2176	squat wobbly cracked stone sphere	0		
2177	rough stone sphere	0		
2178	narrow aromatic obsidian dagger	0		Stench Resistance: +1
2179	narrow archaeologist's notebook	0		
2180	amulet	0		
2181	ghostly chocolate lump	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2182	blinking Harold's hammer head	0		
2183	Harold's hammer handle	0		
2184	Harold's hammer	0		
2185	knitted Kiss the Knob apron	0		Cold Resistance: +3
2186	red shaking unlit birthday cake	0		
2187	lit birthday cake	0		
2188	flask of peppermint oil	1	good	Last Available: "2006-12"
2189	perfectly mixed irresponsibly strong flask of peppermint schnapps	6	EPIC	Last Available: "2006-12"
2190	yuletide troll chrysalis	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-12"
2191	book of carols	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2192	sheet music	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2193	rotten enchanted candy stake	3	crappy	Effect: "Human-Elf Hybrid", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2006-12"
2194	weak tolerable eggnog	2	good	Last Available: "2006-12"
2195	moldy snack-sized unspeakable fruitcake	2	crappy	Last Available: "2006-12"
2196	spoiled purple gingerbread horror	3	crappy	Last Available: "2006-12"
2197	denatured blinking but probably evil chocolate	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Hot Linguine", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2006-12"
2198	bland miniature bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	2	decent	Effect: "Bells in the Batfry", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2023-06"
2199	huge bland skull-shaped Crimboween cookie	6	decent	Effect: "Carol of the Bones", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
2200	toothsome snack-sized narrow jittery tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	2	awesome	Effect: "Crimbo Epiphany", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
2201	spinning forbidden plastic gift-wrapping vampire	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2006-12"
2202	huge cool plastic yuletide troll	0		Moxie: +5, Last Available: "2006-12"
2203	shaking fireproof plastic skeletal reindeer	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12"
2204	careful plastic Crimboween pentagram	0		Monster Level: -10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12"
2205	skewed lightning-fast plastic Scream Queen	0		Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2006-12"
2206	time sleigh	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-12"
2207	horrifying Crimbo tiki necklace	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2006-12"
2208	vibrating bobble-hip hula elf doll of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2006-12"
2209	Jeselnik's Crimbo ukulele	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2006-12"
2210	lightning-fast gravedigger's Tiki lighter	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2006-12", Stat Tuning: "Moxie"
2211	sizzling deck of tropical cards of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2006-12", Stat Tuning: "Mysticality"
2212	family-friendly stanky tropical paperweight	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2006-12", Stat Tuning: "Muscle"
2213	ghostly maroon tropical Crimbo pressie	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2214	tropical wrapping paper	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2215	savvy Tropical Crimbo Hat	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2006-12"
2216	aromatic Tropical Crimbo Shorts	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul", Last Available: "2006-12"
2217	adequate super ka-bob	4	good	
2218	decent huge ghostly beer basted brat	10	good	
2219	scorching Tropical Crimbo Sword	0		Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2006-12"
2220	double-concentrated wobbly and Crimboween candy	0		Effect: "Initiative and Let Die", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2020-09"
2221	huge Great Ball of Frozen Fire	0		Last Available: "2007-01"
2222	thinker's brainy liar's pants	0		Mysticality: 15, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cold atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2007-01"
2223	tumbling double-paned gravedigger's juggler's balls	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2224	fortified pink shirt	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2225	familiar doppelgänger	0		Monster Level: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2226	manspreader's evil eyeball pendant of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -15, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2227	dry blinking arse-a'fire elixir	0		Effect: "Fungal Fortification", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2007-01"
2228	tarnished spinning twirling cosmic lemonade	0		Effect: "Donho's Bubbly Ballad", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2007-01"
2229	tarnished toad horn	0		Effect: "Yes, Can Haz", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2007-01"
2230	icicle katana	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2231	mote	0		
2232	smudged alchemical recipe	0		
2233	tumbling scandalous bow tie	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Clowniness: 75
2234	wobbly skewed savvy calavera concertina	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Song Duration: 7
2235	Tesla quilted ratarang	0		Damage Absorption: +40, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
2236	concentrated liquefied enhanced turtle pheromones	0		Effect: "The Halls of Muscularity", Effect Duration: 51
2237	squat pygmy blowgun	0		
2238	ghostly Sherlock's pygmy nose-bone	0		Item Drop: +25, Single Equip
2239	dance instructor's bad voodoo mask of mayonnaise	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 40"
2240	bottle of alcohol	0		
2241	rock-hard pygmy spear	0		Damage Reduction: 5
2242	tarnished ghostly jittery pygmy pygment	0		Effect: "X-Ray Vision", Effect Duration: 62
2243	Lo Pan's Fonzie's headhunter necktie	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Single Equip
2244	shaking up-at-dawn pointed stick of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Adventures: +5
2245	shaking experienced knobby helmet turtle	0		Experience: +2, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xFairy, cap 5"
2246	blurry padded knobby kneepads	0		Damage Absorption: +20
2247	asbestos-lined sewer turtle	0		Hot Resistance: +5
2248	strapping sebaceous shield of vim and vigor	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +50
2249	huge chilly skeletortoise	0		Cold Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 2xFairy, cap 7"
2251	blinking crafty box turtle	0		Maximum MP: +10
2252	occult box turtle	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25
2253	horrifying hardy bottlecap turtle	0		Maximum HP: +50, Spooky Damage: +25
2254	twirling strapping bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban of the blizzard of incineration	0		Muscle: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xLep, cap 17"
2255	narrow avaricious furry turtle	0		Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 2xFairy, cap 11"
2256	Van der Graaf furry earmuffs	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
2257	baleful reinforced furry underpants of the early riser	0		Spell Damage: +25, Adventures: +7
2258	"I Love Me, Vol. I"	0		
2259	olive photograph of God	0		
2260	hard rock candy	0		
2261	hard-boiled ostrich egg	0		
2262	bird rib	0		
2263	lion oil	0		
2264	flavorless ghostly stunt nuts	3	decent	
2265	normal ghostly wet stew	4	good	
2266	wet stunt nut stew	0		
2267	Mega Gem	0		
2268	upside-down dog trainer's Staff of Fats	0		Experience (familiar): +1
2269	decent ghostly sausage wonton	4	good	
2270	bouncing smelly fortified belt	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
2271	delicious skewed bottle of Merlot	4	awesome	
2272	acceptable yellow blurry bottle of Port	3	good	
2273	drinkable weak bottle of Pinot Noir	2	good	
2274	perfectly mixed bottle of Zinfandel	3	EPIC	
2275	drinkable special purple huge bottle of Marsala	3	good	Effect: "Good Karma", Effect Duration: 15
2276	hand-crafted blinking bottle of Muscat	4	EPIC	
2277	Fernswarthy's key	0		
2278	Fernswarthy's letter	0		
2279	narrow wobbly book	0		
2280	tumbling Manual of Labor	0		
2281	huge gray Manual of Transmission	0		
2282	Manual of Dexterity	0		
2283	asbestos-lined seal-skull helmet	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
2284	petrified noodles	0		
2285	wobbly narrow chisel	0		
2286	Eye of Ed	0		
2287	grievous glowstick of the early riser	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2007-01", Raveosity: +1
2288	encoder ring	0		Single Equip
2289	paperclip	0		
2290	really house	0		
2291	Non-Essential Amulet	0		
2292	squat teal ghostly wine vinaigrette	0		
2293	huge cup of strong herbal tea	0		
2294	Curiously Shiny Ancient Evil-Bashing Axe	0		
2295	green marinated stakes	0		
2296	knob butter	0		
2297	vial of ectoplasm	0		
2298	blurry boock of darck magicks	0		
2299	EZ-Play Harmonica Book	0		
2300	tumbling fingerless hobo gloves	0		
2301	Chomsky's comic books	0		
2302	worm-riding hooks	0		
2303	Libram of Candy Heart Summoning	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12", Skill: "Summon Candy Heart"
2304	corrupted energized candy heart	0		Effect: "Twinkly Weapon", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2007-02"
2305	polymerized concentrated blinking pink candy heart	0		Effect: "Spiro Gyro", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2007-02"
2306	extra-boiled bouncing red candy heart	0		Effect: "'Roids of the Rhinoceros", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2007-02"
2307	denatured vacuum-sealed candy heart	0		Effect: "Scavengers Scavenging", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2007-02"
2308	electrified galvanized candy heart	0		Effect: "Chunky", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2007-02"
2309	double-liquefied altered tumbling mirror candy heart	0		Effect: "All Glory To the Toad", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2007-02"
2310	mirror fuchsia candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2311	pink candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2312	candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2313	blinking candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2314	blurry candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2315	blue candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2316	broken carburetor	0		
2317	bronze token	0		
2318	blurry bomb	0		
2319	narrow carved wheel	0		
2320	shaking worm-riding manual page	0		
2321	worm-riding manual page 2	0		
2322	worm-riding manual pages 3-15	0		
2323	headpiece of the Staff of Ed	0		
2324	tumbling Staff of Ed, almost	0		
2325	Staff of Ed	0		
2326	blue stone rose	0		
2327	ionized Vulcanized can of paint	0		Effect: "Neuromancy", Effect Duration: 38
2328	drum machine	0		
2329	handful of confetti	0		
2330	tumbling chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	0		
2331	upside-down bouquet of circular saw blades	0		
2332	stale fancy Better Than Cuddling Cake	3	decent	Effect: "Big Punkin'", Effect Duration: 25
2333	ninja snowman	0		
2334	Holy MacGuffin	0		
2335	rubber WWBBDD? bracelet	0		
2336	olive grievous pipe of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Weapon Damage Percent: +50
2337	careful reinforced beaded headband	0		Monster Level: -10, Familiar Effect: "0.5xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 42"
2338	half-sized moldy pudding	2	crappy	Wiki Name: "black pudding (food)"
2339	perfectly mixed extra-dry Blackfly Chardonnay	5	EPIC	
2340	practically non-alcoholic artisanal & tan	1	EPIC	
2341	skewed pepper	0		
2342	bland huge ghostly forest cake	9	decent	
2343	spoiled forest ham	3	crappy	
2344	non-dry filthworm hatchling scent gland	0		Effect: "Jawin'", Effect Duration: 58
2345	anodized Vulcanized filthworm drone scent gland	0		Effect: "Macho, Macho Dog", Effect Duration: 59
2346	warmed colloidal alkaline upside-down huge filthworm royal guard scent gland	0		Effect: "Incensed", Effect Duration: 55
2347	green heart of the filthworm queen	0		
2348	jittery water pipe bomb	0		
2349	gas balloon	0		
2350	squat beer bomb	0		
2351	superamplified boom box	0		
2352	twirling dance instructor's fire poi of the scaredy-cat	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Monster Level: -15
2353	bejeweled pledge pin of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Single Equip
2354	blurry communications windchimes	0		
2355	pickled irradiated spinning henna face paint	0		Effect: "Conspiratory Eyes", Effect Duration: 40
2356	flattened double-denatured mirror tube of dread wax	0		Effect: "Frozen Hands", Effect Duration: 33
2357	MacGyver's baleful Gaia beads	0		Spell Damage: +25, Maximum MP: +100
2358	pink clay bead	0		
2359	clay bead	0		
2360	clay bead	0		
2361	Van der Graaf Socratic hippy medical kit	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
2362	scandalous studded Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Sleaze Damage: +5
2363	squat clever longhaired hippy wig of Gandalf	0		Maximum MP: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol"
2364	spinning prompt Zim Merman's guitar	0		Adventures: +3
2365	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50
2366	jittery nasty peel hat	0		Stench Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley"
2367	carbonated soy milk	0		
2368	shaking extremely unsafe flowing hippy skirt of the businessman	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xFairy, cap 45"
2369	filthy poultice	0		
2370	natural fennel soda	0		
2371	spinning blurry spinning smoke bomb	0		
2372	huge gray bunch of bananas	0		
2373	moldy banana	4	crappy	
2374	huge banana peel	0		
2375	low-calorie decent banana cream pie	1	good	
2376	tolerable banana daiquiri	3	good	
2377	extra-dry delicious bungle in the jungle	5	awesome	
2378	banana spritzer	0		
2379	concentrated banana smoothie	0		Effect: "Memory of Attractiveness", Effect Duration: 14
2380	narrow dandy lion cub	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2007-03"
2381	woolen cravat	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-03"
2382	huge class ring	0		
2383	class ring	0		
2384	class ring	0		
2385	bottle opener belt buckle	0		Single Equip, Damage Aura: 1
2386	tumbling nasty keg shield of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +5
2387	dangerous finger	0		Weapon Damage: +10
2388	ghostly asbestos-lined war tongs of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Hot Resistance: +5
2389	Monstar energy beverage	0		
2390	banded asbestos apron	0		Damage Absorption: +100
2391	gray cool beaten-up Chucks	0		Moxie: +5
2392	sinister natty ascot	0		Spell Damage: +10
2393	beefcake's wreath of laurels of the blizzard	0		Muscle: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "0.5xLep, 0.5xFairy"
2394	brawny Danglin' Chad's loincloth of the boozehound	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Booze Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 0.5xVolley"
2395	ghostly Jack Frost's tube sock	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
2396	cyan chloroform rag	0		
2397	depantsing bomb	0		
2398	sizzling energy drink IV	0		Hot Damage: +10, Single Equip
2399	bouncing yellow shellacked supercool Elmley shades	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Damage Reduction: 7, Single Equip
2400	skewed molotov cocktail cocktail	0		
2401	greasy wholesome beer bong	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
2402	blurry gauze garter	0		
2403	tumbling wobbly barrel of gunpowder	0		
2404	wobbly jam band flyers	0		
2405	rock band flyers	0		
2406	Panda outfit	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +5
2407	squat purple pink bat eye	0		
2408	gray worthless piece of glass	0		
2409	billy idol	0		
2410	rag	0		
2411	broken petri dish	0		
2412	gray sammich crust	0		
2413	wobbly triffid bark	0		
2414	lint	0		
2415	discarded pacifier	0		
2416	Oprah's bounty-hunting helmet	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "1.5xFairy, cap 25"
2417	occult bounty-hunting rifle	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25
2418	dance instructor's bounty-hunting pants	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xFairy, cap 25"
2419	magnetized moist non-altered bottle of rhinoceros hormones	0		Effect: "The Dinsey Way", Effect Duration: 14
2420	oxidized teal teeny-tiny magic scroll	0		Effect: "The Dark Lord Rides in Force Tonight", Effect Duration: 43
2421	polarized wobbly bottle of pirate juice	0		Effect: "Red-Shirted Escort", Effect Duration: 31
2422	denatured super-electrified olive mirror spinning irradiated pet snacks	0		Effect: "Chalky Hand", Effect Duration: 48
2423	dry Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	0		Effect: "Sweet and Red", Effect Duration: 47
2424	flattened cyclops eyedrops	0		Effect: "Ruby-ous", Effect Duration: 44
2425	oxidized can of spinach	0		Effect: "The Solution", Effect Duration: 51
2426	colloidal fire flower	0		Effect: "Egg-cellent Vocabulary", Effect Duration: 40
2427	boiled huge freezerburned ice cube	0		Effect: "Slippery Tongue", Effect Duration: 54
2428	ionized anodized tumbling fake blood	0		Effect: "Braaaains Over Braaaawwn", Effect Duration: 14
2429	liquefied Eau de Guaneau	0		Effect: "Cold Throat", Effect Duration: 27
2430	super-irradiated green narrow bag of lard	0		Effect: "Hairless and Airless", Effect Duration: 16
2431	pickled ionized cyan bottle of Mystic Shell	0		Effect: "Slightly Cursed, Mostly Lucky", Effect Duration: 65
2432	liquefied oxidized SPF 451 lip balm	0		Effect: "Busy Bein' Delicious", Effect Duration: 13
2433	alkaline warmed diffused bottle of antifreeze	0		Effect: "Blood-Rich", Effect Duration: 48
2434	liquefied polymerized warmed eyedrops	0		Effect: "Shamboozled", Effect Duration: 26
2435	boiled warmed nitrogenated lime green Dogsgotnonoz pills	0		Effect: "So Fresh and So Clean", Effect Duration: 29
2436	warmed concentrated donkey flipbook	0		Effect: "Thickest, Sickest", Effect Duration: 17
2437	New Cloaca-Cola	0		
2438	jittery scented massage oil	0		
2439	squat poltergeist-in-the-jar-o	0		
2440	blurry unnatural gas	0		
2441	Knob Goblin Encryption Key	0		
2442	Cobb's Knob map	0		
2443	lion tamer's pink glowstick of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2007-03", Raveosity: +1
2444	enchanted acceptable blurry bouncing Supernova Champagne	4	good	Effect: "Pwnd", Effect Duration: 20
2445	Deactivated O. A. F.	0		Last Available: "2007-04"
2446	tumbling cyan hardware upgrade	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-04"
2447	purple bad penguin egg	0		Free Pull
2448	tasteful bow tie	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2449	six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola	0		
2450	fuchsia pulsating empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	0		
2451	goatskin umbrella of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3
2452	deadly weightlifter's wool hat	0		Muscle: +15, Weapon Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 43"
2453	skewed blinking Goodfella contract	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2454	pulsating executive avaricious belt	0		Meat Drop: 70, Single Equip
2455	narrow Herculean bar whip	0		Experience (Muscle): +1
2456	barskin buckler of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50
2457	whip of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3
2458	bouncing barskin loincloth of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 4xVolley, cap 6"
2459	lime green twirling horrifying tighty whiteys	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 3xVolley, cap 10"
2460	skewed careful yak toupee	0		Monster Level: -10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 25"
2462	odor extractor	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
2463	Manual of Transcendent Olfaction	0		Skill: "Transcendent Olfaction"
2464	rotten bowl of Bounty-Os	4	crappy	
2465	delicious boozy Oreille Divisée brandy	5	awesome	
2466	cyan pompadour'd puppy	0		
2467	red squat suede shoes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2468	callused fingerbone	0		
2469	tumbling bundle of receipts	0		
2470	squat mirror cork	0		
2471	stardust	0		
2472	wilted lettuce	0		
2473	red empty greasepaint tube	0		
2474	red clown skin	0		
2475	squat knitted clown wig of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +3, Clowniness: 50, Familiar Effect: "chromatic atk, 1xPotato, cap 12"
2476	therapeutic clownskin belt	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Clowniness: 50
2477	gray Van der Graaf clownskin buckler	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Clowniness: 50
2478	upside-down lard-coated clown whip	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Clowniness: 50
2479	mirror upside-down demon skin	0		
2480	sizzling demon-horned hat	0		Hot Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xLep, cap 17"
2481	stanky demon buckler	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25
2482	Temple Grandin's boxer's demon whip of Gandalf	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +7
2483	purple educational barskin cloak	0		Experience: +1
2484	frosty snakeskin duster of the sweet-tooth	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Candy Drop: +100
2485	tumbling maroon Annie Oakley's clownskin harness of doom	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Clowniness: 50
2486	skewed frosty Fonzie's demonskin jacket	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Cold Spell Damage: +10
2487	medical-grade hipposkin poncho	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
2488	chaotic yak anorak	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10
2489	lime green chaotic tuxedo shirt	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10
2490	MacGyver's gnauga hide vest of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Maximum MP: +100
2491	olive shirt kit	0		
2492	tropical orchid	0		
2493	stick of dynamite	0		
2494	electrified Rosewater's Necrotelicomnicon	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
2495	friendly Cookbook of the Damned of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Familiar Weight: +3
2496	greedy Fonzie's Sinful Desires	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Meat Drop: +20
2497	molybdenum magnet	0		
2498	huge molybdenum hammer	0		
2499	bouncing molybdenum screwdriver	0		
2500	jittery molybdenum pliers	0		
2501	lime green wobbly molybdenum crescent wrench	0		
2502	Really Expensive Jewelry and You	0		Skill: "Really Expensive Jewelrycrafting"
2503	extra-fancy ring setting	0		
2504	jittery precious piercing post	0		
2505	spinning upside-down necklace chain	0		
2506	squat beach glass bead	0		
2507	clay peace-sign bead	0		
2508	beach glass necklace of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15
2509	peace-sign necklace of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15
2510	scorching supercool round sunglasses	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip
2511	blurry Frat Army FGF	0		
2512	Hippy Army MPE	0		
2513	rock-hard spark plug earring of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Damage Reduction: 5
2514	jittery smooth woven baling wire bracelets of the cheetah	0		Moxie: +15, Initiative: +60
2515	avaricious medical-grade gearbox necklace	0		Meat Drop: +30, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
2516	padded experienced wrench bracelet	0		Experience: +2, Damage Absorption: +20
2517	blinking cyan brawny chain necklace of Tarzan	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience (Muscle): +3
2518	teal vibrating sawblade shield	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10
2519	perfectly mixed McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	4	EPIC	
2520	tolerable watered-down melted Jell-o shot	2	good	
2521	lousy fuchsia cruelty-free wine	4	decent	
2522	perfectly mixed watered-down mirror thistle wine	2	EPIC	
2523	narrow megatofu	0		
2524	displaced fish	0		
2525	decent massive fish	8	good	
2526	bland thick bouncing pulsating fish casserole	5	decent	
2527	flavorless fish lasagna	3	decent	
2528	filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")	0		
2529	super-sized decent gnatloaf	5	good	
2530	half-sized bland upside-down gnatloaf casserole	2	decent	
2531	stale twirling gnat lasagna	3	decent	
2532	pork	0		
2533	spoiled pork chop sandwiches	4	crappy	
2534	stale jumbo maroon pork casserole	5	decent	
2535	small stale pork lasagna	2	decent	
2536	canopic jar	0		
2537	ghostly spice	0		
2538	spinning organs	0		
2539	boxer's Ankh of Badahnkadh	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Single Equip
2540	tomb ratchet	0		
2541	Mayflower bouquet	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Drops Items, Last Available: "2007-05", Item Drop (sporadic): +2.5, Meat Drop (sporadic): +5
2542	flattened anodized lesser grodulated violet	0		Effect: "Healthy Blue Glow", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2007-05"
2543	anodized extra-pickled irradiated skewed tin magnolia	0		Effect: "Red Misty-Eyed", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2007-05"
2544	boiled begpwnia	0		Effect: "Vitamin-Maxed", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2007-05"
2545	ionized polymerized upsy daisy	0		Effect: "Sleazy Weapon", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2007-05"
2546	frozen adjusted blue half-orchid	0		Effect: "The Smile of Mr. A.", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2007-05"
2547	rosy-cheeked forbidden tin star	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2007-05"
2548	MacGyver's curative outrageous sombrero	0		Maximum MP: +100, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2007-05"
2549	skewed censurious dangerous "Humorous" T-shirt	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2007-05"
2550	Peppercorns of Power	0		
2551	vial of mojo	0		
2552	reeds	0		
2553	turtle chain	0		
2554	huge distilled seal blood	0		
2555	high-octane olive oil	0		
2556	skewed asbestos-lined supercharged curative Shagadelic Disco Banjo	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Hot Resistance: +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Class: "Disco Bandit"
2557	forbidden wicked Squeezebox of the Ages	0		Spell Damage: +5, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15
2558	fuchsia shellacked Chelonian Morningstar of temperance	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
2559	blue avaricious hale Hammer of Smiting	0		Maximum HP: +20, Meat Drop: +30, Class: "Seal Clubber"
2560	ghostly shellacked brawny 17-alarm Saucepan	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Damage Reduction: 7, Class: "Sauceror"
2561	wobbly rosewater-soaked Sinatra's smartaleck's Greek Pasta Spoon of Peril	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Experience (Moxie): +5, Stench Resistance: +3, Class: "Pastamancer"
2562	mirror half-rotten brain	0		
2563	bonesaw	0		
2564	lime green plus-sized phylactery	0		
2565	blurry can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	0		
2566	Azazel's unicorn	0		
2567	Azazel's lollipop	0		
2568	Azazel's tutu	0		
2569	aerosolized dry skewed ant agonist	0		Effect: "OMG WTF", Effect Duration: 48
2570	ant hoe	0		Familiar Effect: "sleaze damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2571	wobbly ant rake	0		Familiar Effect: "hot damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2572	ant pitchfork	0		Familiar Effect: "stench damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2573	blinking ant sickle	0		Familiar Effect: "spooky damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2574	ant pick	0		Familiar Effect: "cold damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2575	bronzed locust	0		
2576	honey-dipped locust	0		
2577	Samson's cactus quill of the empath	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Familiar Weight: +5
2578	greedy careful Staff of the Short Order Cook of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Monster Level: -10, Meat Drop: +20
2579	tasty huge cactus fruit	8	awesome	
2580	foul-smelling scorpion whip of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +10
2581	handful of sand	0		
2582	brick of sand	0		
2583	half-sized adequate centipede eggs	2	good	
2584	horrifying wonderwall shield	0		Spooky Damage: +25
2585	educational Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	0		Experience: +1
2586	smartaleck's General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	0		Moxie Percent: +30
2587	toasty Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	0		Hot Damage: +5
2588	wholesome Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10
2589	half-sized rotten squat hot date	2	crappy	
2590	mediocre distilled fortified wine	3	decent	
2591	moldy blurry tasty tart	3	crappy	
2592	lime green Knob Goblin lunchbox	0		
2593	bland huge Knob pasty	7	decent	
2594	weak hand-crafted blurry thermos full of Knob coffee	2	EPIC	
2595	liquefied tumbling Ben-Gal™ Balm	0		Effect: "Warm Belly", Effect Duration: 11
2596	squat bouncing leathery cat skin	0		
2597	leathery bat skin	0		
2598	twirling jittery leathery rat skin	0		
2599	Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate	0		
2600	carbonated water lily	0		
2601	executive groovy Staff of the Midnight Snack of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Moxie Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +40
2602	Herculean Staff of Blood and Pudding of the overflowing toilet of the cheetah	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +60
2603	smoldering box	0		
2604	padded Tuesday's ruby	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Variable
2605	spinning palm frond	0		
2606	palm-frond fan	0		
2607	huge wizardly palm-frond whip	0		Mysticality: +25
2608	palm-frond net	0		
2609	palm-frond capris of the empath of temperance	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1.5xGhuol, cap 35"
2610	wobbly blue extra-large palm-frond toupee of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 37"
2611	palm-frond cloak of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20
2612	vinyl coin purse	0		
2613	squat cyan squat rocky raccoon	0		
2614	mojo filter	0		
2615	half-sized rotten savoy truffle	2	crappy	
2616	huge Magi-Wipes	0		
2617	mirror boom	0		
2618	Tesla Iiti Kitty phone charm	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
2619	jar of swamp gas	0		Last Available: "2007-05"
2620	thick rotten unidentified jerky	5	crappy	
2621	dance instructor's nasty rat mask	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Item Drop: +5, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xBarrr, cap 45"
2622	double-paned weightlifter's ratskin belt	0		Muscle: +15, Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip
2623	jittery wobbly Jack Frost's arcane researcher's rattail whip	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Cold Spell Damage: +50
2624	jittery pulsating curative bat hat of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xVolley, cap 45"
2625	shaking dog trainer's bat whip	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Item Drop: +5
2626	zippy Samson's bat-ass jacket	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Initiative: +20
2627	squat Jim Carey's catskin cap of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Monster Level: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 45"
2628	cyan electrified supercool catskin buckler	0		Moxie Percent: +20, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
2629	Newton's cool tail o' nine cats	0		Moxie: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +3
2630	Hugo's Weaving Manual	0		
2631	aerosolized yellow gremlin juice	0		Effect: "Mariachi Mood", Effect Duration: 23
2632	quadruple-colloidal blurry mother's helper	0		Effect: "Big Meat Big Prizes", Effect Duration: 44
2633	jittery spinning occult pat-a-cake pendant of the sewer	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Stench Damage: +25
2634	upside-down mummy wrapping	0		
2635	really thick bandage	0		
2636	mummy mask of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 42"
2637	spinning Van der Graaf wicked gauze shorts	0		Spell Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 42"
2638	gauze hammock	0		Bonus Resting HP: +60
2639	bouncing cherry soda	0		
2640	upside-down flame-retardant greaves of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Hot Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 40"
2641	sizzling energetic cowboy hat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 41"
2642	stanky nasty Maxwell's Silver Hammer	0		Stench Damage: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +25
2643	gravedigger's happiness	0		Spooky Damage: +10
2644	feather	0		
2645	feather	0		
2646	frightful feather	0		
2647	fetid feather	0		
2648	flirtatious feather	0		
2649	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
2650	tumbling bottled pixie	0		Free Pull
2651	pixie spog	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-06"
2652	normal bite-sized squat S.T.L.T.	1	good	Last Available: "2007-06"
2653	stale honey-dew	3	decent	Last Available: "2007-06"
2654	practically non-alcoholic drinkable Xanadian	1	good	Last Available: "2007-06"
2655	adjusted skewed bottle of absinthe	0		Effect: "Hair on Your Chest", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2007-06"
2656	prompt lightning-fast Drowsy Sword	0		Initiative: +40, Adventures: +3
2657	adequate immense twirling escargotsicle	8	good	Last Available: "2007-06"
2658	high-proof lousy bottle of realpagne	8	decent	Last Available: "2007-06"
2659	lime green wobbly ruddy albatross necklace	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-06"
2660	compressed blinking jittery not-a-pipe	1	crappy	Last Available: "2007-06"
2661	drinkable flask of Amontillado	3	good	Last Available: "2007-06"
2662	asbestos-lined ball mask	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 22", Last Available: "2007-06"
2663	upside-down baleful Can-Can skirt	0		Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1.5xFairy, 2xPotato, cap 22", Last Available: "2007-06"
2664	magnetized alkaline modified spinning sensitive poetry journal	0		Effect: "Sleazy Weapon", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2007-06"
2665	frozen narrow bottled inspiration	0		Effect: "One Foot Heavier", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2007-06"
2666	polarized bellhop bell	0		Effect: "Superheroic", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2007-06"
2667	oxidized spiky collar	0		Effect: "It's Electric!", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2007-06"
2668	pickled ghostly can-can-in-a-can	1		Effect: "Blessing of Pikachutlotal", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2007-06"
2669	mixed pulsating patent antipsychotics	1		Last Available: "2007-06"
2670	boiled maroon huge Mariner's Friend cough drops	1		Last Available: "2007-06"
2671	high-proof smooth shot of nepenthe schnapps	7	awesome	Last Available: "2025-03"
2672	library card	0		Last Available: "2007-06"
2673	spinning twirling Bohemian rhapsody	0		Last Available: "2007-06"
2674	warmed ionized tumbling lime green bottle of cat tonic	0		Effect: "You Know Who to Call", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2007-06"
2675	pickled green handful of moss	1		Effect: "Nigh-Invincible", Effect Duration: 35
2676	powdered skewed narrow bit-o-cactus	1		
2677	compressed cyan tumbling protein powder	1		
2678	spectre scepter	0		
2679	warmed sparkler	0		Effect: "Phairly Pheromonal", Effect Duration: 32
2680	unsweetened red squat snake	0		Effect: "Florid Cheeks", Effect Duration: 49, Wiki Name: "snake"
2681	nitrogenated jittery lime green M-242	0		Effect: "Musky", Effect Duration: 42
2682	detuned radio	0		
2683	bouncing Warehouse 23 crate	0		
2684	maroon miser's double-paned armgun	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +10
2685	seashell necklace	0		
2686	commemorative war stein	0		
2687	stone frisbee	0		
2688	Annie Oakley's hardy educational dreadlock whip	0		Experience: +1, Maximum HP: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +20
2689	coward's brawny beer-a-pult	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Monster Level: -20
2690	rosy-cheeked weightlifter's cast-iron legacy paddle	0		Muscle: +15, Maximum HP Percent: +30
2691	rotten miniature lime green handful of nuts and berries	2	crappy	
2692	asbestos-lined occult driftwood sculpture	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Hot Resistance: +5
2693	shaking censurious padded massive sitar	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +3
2694	friendly supercool stone baseball cap of temperance	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 48"
2695	lousy cup of beer	3	decent	
2696	ovoid thing	0		
2697	duct tape	0		
2698	olive huge duct tape wallet	0		
2699	occult beefy duct tape shirt	0		Muscle: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +25
2700	stanky toasty duct tape fedora	0		Hot Damage: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 48"
2701	Jack Frost's Van der Graaf duct tape sword	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
2702	ghostly hale duct tape dockers of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum HP: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 48"
2703	duct tape buckler of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20
2704	shrinking powder	0		
2705	Van der Graaf hale stylish blackberry slippers	0		Moxie: +25, Maximum HP: +20, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
2706	nippy hardy blackberry moccasins of horror	0		Maximum HP: +50, Cold Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
2707	vibrating Newton's brainy blackberry combat boots	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Single Equip
2708	electrified quadruple-magnetized cyan funky dried mushroom	0		Effect: "Very Clean Teeth", Effect Duration: 56
2709	exotic parrot egg	0		
2710	cracker	0		Familiar Weight: +15
2711	nitrogenated moist facepaint	0		Effect: "Shawarma Warm War", Effect Duration: 62
2712	tarnished non-Vulcanized sheepskin diploma	0		Effect: "Sweet, Nuts", Effect Duration: 68
2713	irradiated Black Body™ spray	0		Effect: "Dances with Tweedles", Effect Duration: 21
2714	floorboard cruft	0		
2715	sausage bomb	0		
2716	stanky wicked smartaleck's battered hubcap	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Spell Damage: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +25
2717	Newton's strapping hood ornament of courage	0		Muscle: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Spooky Resistance: +3
2718	spare kidney	0		
2719	bouncing smooth brainy hand-carved bokken of James Dean	0		Mysticality: +5, Moxie: +15, Experience (Moxie): +3
2720	purple wool Van der Graaf ruddy hand-carved bow	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Cold Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
2721	jittery prompt chilly hand-carved staff of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Cold Damage: +5, Adventures: +3
2722	skewed ribald crafty Sinatra's thinker's Staff of the Greasefire	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum MP: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10
2723	squat banded studded Socratic Staff of the Grand Flambé	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Damage Absorption: 180
2724	decent special bowl of rye sprouts	4	good	Effect: "Familial Ties", Effect Duration: 5
2725	half-sized flavorless cob of corn	2	decent	
2726	rotten juniper berries	3	crappy	
2727	immense flavorless plum	6	decent	
2728	normal pear	4	good	
2729	bland twirling peach	3	decent	
2730	practically non-alcoholic aged plum wine	1	awesome	
2731	tolerable weak fuchsia shot of pear schnapps	2	good	
2732	enchanted mediocre triple-distilled shot of peach schnapps	7	decent	Effect: "'Roids of the Rhinoceros", Effect Duration: 5
2733	rotten bunch of square grapes	3	crappy	
2734	spoiled super-sized blue brown sugar cane	5	crappy	
2735	stale small twirling sandwich of the gods	2	decent	
2736	bad weak maroon bouncing Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	2	decent	
2737	compressed olive squat leopard-print barbell	1	crappy	Effect: "Vitali Tea", Effect Duration: 5
2738	pile of smoking rags	0		
2739	quadruple-unsweetened wet energized panty raider camouflage	0		Effect: "Creepypasted", Effect Duration: 58
2740	greasy quilted Staff of the Walk-In Freezer of incineration	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
2741	bad olive boilermaker	3	decent	
2742	flavorless steel lasagna	4	quest	
2743	bad steel margarita	3	quest	
2744	boiled steel-scented air freshener	1		
2745	improved wobbly gremlin mutagen	0		Effect: "Chilblains of the Corn", Effect Duration: 45
2746	deionized altered extra-potent gremlin mutagen	0		Effect: "Pie in the Sky", Effect Duration: 30
2747	chunk of depleted Grimacite	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2748	scandalous furniture dolly	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip
2749	lion tamer's experienced slick Staff of the Grease Trap	0		Moxie: +10, Experience: +2, Experience (familiar): +2
2750	censurious healthy Uranium Omega of Temperance	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip
2751	skewed huge horrifying savvy Lead Zeta of Chastity	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip
2752	red perfumed Aluminum Epsilon of Humility of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip
2753	zippy Zinc Delta of Tranquility of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Initiative: +20, Single Equip
2754	auspicious Nickel Gamma of Frugality of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip
2755	Iron Beta of Industry of Tarzan of chilblains	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Cold Damage: +25, Single Equip
2756	blinking double-paned crafty Copper Alpha of Sincerity	0		Maximum MP: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip
2757	bouncing up-at-dawn Rosewater's Red Balloon of Valor	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Adventures: +5, Single Equip
2758	auspicious double-paned Purple Horseshoe of Honor	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip
2759	wizardly Blue Diamond of Honesty of the bloodbag	0		Mysticality: +25, Maximum HP: +100, Single Equip
2760	friendly Green Clover of Justice of courage	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip
2761	manspreader's Yellow Moon of Compassion of mayonnaise	0		Monster Level: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
2762	steel-toed hardened Orange Star of Sacrifice	0		Damage Reduction: 12, Single Equip
2763	clever Pink Heart of Spirit of mayonnaise	0		Maximum MP: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
2764	shaking lard-coated Jeselnik's Order of the Silver Wossname of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Sleaze Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
2765	pulsating huge bouncing Harold's bell	0		
2766	bowling ball	0		
2767	fancy rotten Crimbo pie	4	crappy	Effect: "EVISCERATE!", Effect Duration: 35
2768	rotten mirror pear tart	4	crappy	
2769	low-calorie flavorless peach pie	1	decent	
2770	polymerized chunk of rock salt	0		Effect: "[1342]Slicked-Back Do", Effect Duration: 41
2771	pickled energized jittery handful of pine needles	0		Effect: "Flamingly Floral", Effect Duration: 35
2772	upside-down steamy ruby	0		
2773	glacial sapphire	0		
2774	unearthly onyx	0		
2775	effluvious emerald	0		
2776	tawdry amethyst	0		
2777	blurry gravedigger's sinister filigreed hamethyst earring	0		Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +10
2778	executive electrified forbidden filigreed hamethyst necklace	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Meat Drop: +40, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
2779	shaking sizzling Socratic filigreed hamethyst ring of courage	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Hot Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip
2780	fortified baconstone earring of James Dean of the businessman	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Damage Absorption: +60, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip
2781	olive upside-down aromatic brawny baconstone necklace	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip
2782	quilted experienced baconstone ring of extreme caution	0		Experience: +2, Damage Absorption: +40, Monster Level: -25, Single Equip
2783	supercharged pulled porquoise earring of horror	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Spooky Spell Damage: +25
2784	Annie Oakley's pulled porquoise pendant of the scaredy-cat	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Monster Level: -15, Single Equip
2785	squat asbestos-lined chaotic strapping pulled porquoise ring	0		Muscle: +5, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip
2786	huge lion tamer's Earring of Fire of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip
2787	huge teal MacGyver's forbidden Pendant of Fire	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum MP: +100, Single Equip
2788	family-friendly smelly Ring of Fire	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip
2789	flame-wreathed rosy-cheeked Ice-Cold Beerring	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
2790	narrow foul-smelling electrified Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	0		Stench Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
2791	blinking chilly Ice-Cold Beer Ring of courage	0		Cold Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip
2792	yellow Sinatra's Unspeakable Earring of bravery	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip
2793	wobbly Choker of the Ultragoth of the dark arts of the glutton	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip
2794	flame-retardant chaotic The Ring	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip
2795	Socratic smooth Nose Ring of Putrescence	0		Moxie: +15, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Single Equip
2796	pulsating Oprah's boxer's Putrid Pendant	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Single Equip
2797	personal trainer's Ring of the Sewer Snake of mayonnaise	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
2798	maroon mirror manspreader's cool Mudflap-Girl Earring	0		Moxie: +5, Monster Level: +10, Single Equip
2799	narrow arcane researcher's savvy Mudflap-Girl Necklace	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Single Equip
2800	thinker's Mudflap-Girl Ring of wisdom	0		Mysticality: 25, Single Equip
2801	blue vial of Gnomochloric acid	0		
2802	teal flask of Gnomochloric acid	0		
2803	jug of Gnomochloric acid	0		
2804	cold-filtered altered vial of hamethyst juice	0		Effect: "Inner Dog", Effect Duration: 38
2805	enhanced huge vial of baconstone juice	0		Effect: "Sugary Tongue", Effect Duration: 53
2806	tarnished dry vial of porquoise juice	0		Effect: "Okee-Dokee, Smokee", Effect Duration: 33
2807	super-cold-filtered flask of hamethyst juice	0		Effect: "Castaway Physique", Effect Duration: 29
2808	enhanced pickled wobbly flask of baconstone juice	0		Effect: "Abyssal Tears", Effect Duration: 29
2809	anodized double-flattened upside-down flask of porquoise juice	0		Effect: "Healthy Red Glow", Effect Duration: 14
2810	ionized bouncing maroon wobbly jug of hamethyst juice	0		Effect: "Good with the Ladies", Effect Duration: 57
2811	denatured jug of baconstone juice	0		Effect: "Retrograde Relaxation", Effect Duration: 38
2812	liquefied jug of porquoise juice	0		Effect: "Human-Weird Thing Hybrid", Effect Duration: 54
2813	flame-wreathed friendly Beret	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Four Songs, Brimstone, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep"
2814	twirling nasty electrified Bludgeon of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Stench Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Brimstone
2815	rock-hard forbidden beefcake's Bunker	0		Muscle: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Damage Reduction: 5, Brimstone
2816	ruddy Samson's brainy Boxers	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Brimstone, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep"
2817	frightening nippy Brooch of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Cold Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip, Brimstone
2818	executive sizzling Bracelet of terror	0		Hot Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip, Brimstone
2819	twirling Socratic Grimacite gasmask of the cheetah	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2008-11"
2820	blurry flame-retardant Grimacite gat of temperance	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2008-11"
2821	upside-down hale Grimacite gaiters of the cheetah	0		Maximum HP: +20, Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 2xGhoul, cap 37", Last Available: "2008-11"
2822	arcane researcher's Grimacite gauntlets of the bloodbag	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum HP: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-11"
2823	miser's sharpshooter's Grimacite go-go boots	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-11"
2824	nippy Grimacite girdle of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Cold Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-11"
2825	blue stanky Grimacite gown	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2008-11"
2826	padded Staff of the Kitchen Floor of Leguizamo of the scaredy-cat	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Monster Level: 5
2827	anniversary gift box	0		
2828	loaded dice	0		
2829	really dense meat stack	0		
2830	jittery digital key lime	0		
2831	star key lime	0		
2832	spoiled tumbling digital key lime pie	3	crappy	
2833	small flavorless star key lime pie	2	decent	
2834	purple double-paned Tesla personal trainer's bottle-rocket crossbow	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Cold Resistance: +5, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire red bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire blue bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire orange bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire purple bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire black bottle-rocket", Last Available: "2007-07"
2835	aromatic indie comic hipster glasses	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2"
2836	wizard action figure	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
2837	mint-condition magic wand	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2838	Fonzie's slick glowstick	0		Moxie: +10, Experience (Moxie): +1, Last Available: "2007-08", Raveosity: +1
2839	asbestos-lined Periodical Paintbrush	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Softcore Only
2840	hand-crafted bottle of cooking sherry	3	EPIC	
2841	decent miniature spinning packet of ketchup	2	good	
2842	fancy acceptable accidental cider	4	good	Effect: "Tennis Elbow-wow", Effect Duration: 15
2843	decent bouncing dire fudgesicle	4	good	
2844	up-at-dawn friendly vibrating wholesome navel ring of navel gazing	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Adventures: +5, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-09", Item Drop (sporadic): 4.25, Meat Drop (sporadic): 4.25
2845	ghostly class five ecto-larva	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
2846	plastic bib	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2847	smelly Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10
2848	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	0		
2849	shrunken navigator head	0		
2850	irresponsibly strong artisanal moonberry wine cooler	6	EPIC	
2851	low-calorie normal mirror maroon fine aged cheddarwurst	1	good	
2852	tumbling branch from the Great Tree	0		
2853	Phil Bunion's axe	0		
2854	bouncing bouquet of swamp roses	0		
2855	executive huge mosquito proboscis of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Meat Drop: +40
2856	polarized dry swamp lolly	0		Effect: "Salamanderenity", Effect Duration: 18
2857	quadruple-magnetized alkaline mirror seegar butt	0		Effect: "Jabañero Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 29
2858	bottled swamp gas	0		
2859	hardy padded witch wart	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum HP: +50
2860	moldy miniature swamp muck	2	crappy	
2861	blue Lo Pan's medical-grade brawny leechknife	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +30, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
2862	decomposed boot	0		
2863	alkaline dribbly candle	0		Effect: "New and Improved", Effect Duration: 69
2864	stolen meatpouch	0		
2865	chaotic beaver spear of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Spell Critical Percent: +10
2866	spinning chilly wizardly shamanic beads	0		Mysticality: +25, Cold Damage: +5
2867	double-paned dilapidated wizard hat of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Cold Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "cap 31"
2868	dry moist pirate pamphlet	0		Effect: "Floundering", Effect Duration: 60
2869	frozen improved huge tumbling pirate brochure	0		Effect: "Superioreo", Effect Duration: 20
2870	polarized pirate tract	0		Effect: "Egg Burps", Effect Duration: 18
2871	burnt flower	0		
2872	red plastic Naughty Sorceress of vim and vigor of the cheetah	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Initiative: +60
2873	Temple Grandin's Van der Graaf plastic Ed the Undying	0		Familiar Weight: +7, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
2874	upside-down Jack Frost's Rosewater's plastic Lord Spookyraven	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Cold Spell Damage: +50
2875	pulsating huge auspicious plastic Dr. Awkward	0		Item Drop: +10
2876	padded plastic protector spectre	0		Damage Absorption: +20
2877	censurious plastic Baron von Ratsworth	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3
2878	huge jittery horrifying plastic Boss Bat	0		Spooky Damage: +25
2879	arcane researcher's plastic Knob Goblin King	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
2880	huge slick plastic Bonerdagon	0		Moxie: +10
2881	energetic plastic The Man	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20
2882	cyan ruddy plastic The Big Wisniewski	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40
2883	plastic Felonia of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25
2884	blurry educational plastic Beelzebozo	0		Experience: +1
2885	supercool plastic conservationist hippy	0		Moxie Percent: +20
2886	medical-grade plastic 7-foot dwarf	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
2887	cool plastic angry bugbear	0		Moxie: +5
2888	frightening plastic anime smiley	0		Spooky Damage: +5
2889	blue smooth plastic apathetic lizardman	0		Moxie: +15
2890	squat huge blurry weightlifter's plastic astronomer	0		Muscle: +15
2891	Jim Carey's plastic beanbat	0		Monster Level: +25
2892	flame-wreathed plastic blooper	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10
2893	pulsating deadly plastic brainsweeper	0		Weapon Damage: +5
2894	plastic briefcase bat of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100
2895	family-friendly plastic demoninja	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1
2896	sizzling plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	0		Hot Damage: +10
2897	asbestos-lined plastic drunk goat	0		Hot Resistance: +5
2898	ghostly blue plastic fiendish can of asparagus of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25
2899	jittery scandalous plastic Gnollish crossdresser	0		Sleaze Damage: +5
2900	Newton's plastic handsome mariachi	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3
2901	Usain Bolt's plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	0		Initiative: +80
2902	plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	0		Item Drop: +5
2903	squat educational plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	0		Experience: +1
2904	plastic Knott Yeti of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25
2905	deadly plastic lemon-in-the-box	0		Weapon Damage: +5
2906	huge slick plastic lobsterfrogman	0		Moxie: +10
2907	upside-down shaking plastic ninja snowman of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7
2908	sizzling plastic Orcish Frat Boy	0		Hot Damage: +10
2909	plastic G Imp of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20
2910	sinister plastic goth	0		Spell Damage: +10
2911	plastic cubist bull of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100
2912	Fonzie's plastic scary clown	0		Experience (Moxie): +1
2913	miser's plastic smarmy pirate	0		Meat Drop: +10
2914	fireproof plastic spiny skelelton	0		Hot Resistance: +3
2915	educational plastic Spam Witch	0		Experience: +1
2916	hardy plastic vampire	0		Maximum HP: +50
2917	bouncing nasty plastic taco cat	0		Stench Damage: +5
2918	plastic undead elbow macaroni of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60
2919	skewed plastic warwelf of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15
2920	plastic whitesnake of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5
2921	blinking Samson's plastic XXX pr0n	0		Experience (Muscle): +5
2922	strapping plastic zmobie	0		Muscle: +5
2923	supercool plastic Protagonist	0		Moxie Percent: +20
2924	fireproof plastic Spunky Princess	0		Hot Resistance: +3
2925	squat smartaleck's plastic topiary golem	0		Moxie Percent: +30
2926	shaking supercharged plastic senile lihc	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30
2927	greasy plastic Iiti Kitty	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
2928	smooth plastic Gnomester Blomester	0		Moxie: +15
2929	spinning family-friendly plastic Trouser Snake	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1
2930	plastic Axe Wound of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25
2931	weightlifter's plastic Hellion	0		Muscle: +15
2932	huge family-friendly plastic Black Knight	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1
2933	plastic pair of tweezers of the ox	0		Muscle: +20
2934	smooth plastic fruit golem	0		Moxie: +15
2935	chaotic plastic fluffy bunny	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10
2936	castagnets	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2937	pulsating siesta-ing Casagnova gnome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-10"
2938	Jacob's ladder	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2939	unemployed hunchbacked minion	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-10"
2940	bland red Surprise Egg	4	decent	
2941	pickled warmed skewed mirror gray Steal This Candy	0		Effect: "Medieval Mage Mayhem", Effect Duration: 32
2942	vacuum-sealed shaking chocolate filthy lucre	0		Effect: "Unusual Fashion Sense", Effect Duration: 14
2943	deionized ghostly Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	0		Effect: "Innately Strong", Effect Duration: 33
2945	prompt Sherlock's party hat	0		Item Drop: +25, Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "4xLep, cap 7"
2946	pulsating nippy forbidden V for Vivala mask	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Cold Damage: +10, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Combat Item Damage Percent: 50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Creepy Grin", Last Available: "2007-11"
2947	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	0		
2948	irresponsibly strong lousy shot of rotgut	6	decent	
2949	altered tumbling jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade	0		Effect: "Gutterminded", Effect Duration: 29
2950	tumbling yellow Cap'm Caronch's Map	0		
2951	Orcish Frat House blueprints	0		
2952	coward's occult glowstick	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2007-11", Raveosity: +1
2953	charrrm bracelet	0		
2954	greedy tip jar	0		Meat Drop: +20
2955	normal yam candy	4	good	
2956	shaking cocktail napkin	0		
2957	rum barrel charrrm	0		
2958	snack-sized normal tube of cranberry Go-Goo	2	good	
2959	executive rum barrel charrrm bracelet	0		Meat Drop: +40
2960	huge decent single-serving herbal stuffing	8	good	
2961	flavorless tumbling packet of tofurkey gravy	4	decent	
2962	flavorless huge tofurkey nugget	8	decent	
2963	rigging shampoo	0		
2964	shaking ball polish	0		
2965	mirror mizzenmast mop	0		
2966	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	0		
2967	flattened upside-down Swabbie™ swab	0		Effect: "Turkey-Agitated", Effect Duration: 67
2968	oxidized dry Oil of Parrrlay	0		Effect: "Sagittarius Rising", Effect Duration: 61
2969	immense bland shaking green bouncing creamsicle	8	decent	
2970	mediocre fortified cream stout	5	decent	
2971	pulsating gravedigger's curmudgel of bravery	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5
2972	ghostly green grumpy man charrrm	0		
2973	Annie Oakley's grumpy man charrrm bracelet	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Single Equip
2974	green tarrrnish charrrm	0		
2975	mirror Van der Graaf personal trainer's tarrrnished charrrm bracelet	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
2976	boozy lousy bilge wine	5	decent	
2977	witty rapier of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100
2978	jittery double-paned yohohoyo of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Cold Resistance: +5
2979	quadruple-moist fish-liver oil	0		Effect: "Hangdog", Effect Duration: 52
2980	booty chest charrrm	0		
2981	booty chest charrrm bracelet of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip
2982	cannonball charrrm	0		
2983	cannonball charrrm bracelet	0		Single Equip, Sporadic Thorns: 0.25
2984	copper ha'penny charrrm	0		
2985	upside-down energetic copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20
2986	tongue charrrm	0		
2987	up-at-dawn cool tongue charrrm bracelet	0		Moxie: +5, Adventures: +5, Single Equip
2988	jittery bit of clingfilm	0		
2989	wobbly clingfilm trousers of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato, cap 37"
2990	blinking Usain Bolt's flame-retardant clingfilm cap	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 37"
2991	friendly clingfilm slippers	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Single Equip
2992	maroon squat twirling clingfilm tangle	0		
2993	rotten vinegar-soaked lemon slice	3	crappy	
2994	concentrated diffused ghostly true grit	0		Effect: "Oth-Jeal-O", Effect Duration: 65
2995	occult Rosewater's buoybottoms of the bloodbag	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xLep, cap 37"
2996	shaking grungy flannel shirt of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20
2997	flame-retardant frosty grungy bandana	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 0.5xPotato, cap 37"
2998	fuchsia Jeselnik's grassy cutlass	0		Sleaze Damage: +25
2999	fuchsia bouncing Cap'm Caronch's nasty booty	0		
3000	Cap'm Caronch's dentures	0		
3001	huge Samson's pegleg	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Single Equip
3002	tumbling veiny lamé pants	0		Maximum HP: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 1xLep, cap 25"
3003	skewed scorching enormous hoop earring	0		Hot Damage: +25
3004	gray blurry aromatic costume sword of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Stench Resistance: +1
3005	rainbow pearl	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3006	padded rainbow pearl earring of vim and vigor	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3007	Temple Grandin's rainbow pearl necklace of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Familiar Weight: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3008	sinister rainbow pearl ring of the bloodbag	0		Spell Damage: +10, Maximum HP: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3009	blinking clever Idol of Ak'gyxoth of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Maximum MP: +20
3010	therapeutic brainy Emblem of Ak'gyxoth	0		Mysticality: +5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
3011	huge sinister altar fragment	0		
3012	shimmering rainbow sand	0		
3013	cyan simple key	0		
3014	ornate key	0		
3015	maroon gilded key	0		
3016	foot locker	0		
3017	ornate chest	0		
3018	gilded chest	0		
3019	all-purpose cleaner	0		
3020	wobbly handful of sawdust	0		
3021	stone triangle	0		
3022	mirror pulsating medium stone triangle	0		
3023	small stone triangle	0		
3024	stone pyramid	0		
3025	bad practically non-alcoholic blurry purple corpse on the beach	1	decent	
3026	tolerable irresponsibly strong corpsetini	7	good	
3027	hand-crafted weak corpsedriver	2	super ultra mega EPIC	
3028	watered-down acceptable Corpse Island iced tea	2	good	
3029	bad practically non-alcoholic red-headed corpse	1	decent	
3030	bad kamicorpse-ee	3	decent	
3031	aged huge corpsel	3	awesome	
3032	practically non-alcoholic mediocre corpsebite	1	decent	
3033	zippy pirate fledges	0		Initiative: +20, Look like a Pirate
3034	piece of thirteen	0		
3035	flavorless low-calorie pearl onion	1	decent	
3036	bite-sized normal sea biscuit	1	good	
3037	drinkable watered-down bottle of rum	2	good	
3038	triple-distilled hand-crafted bottle of black-label rum	10	EPIC	
3039	cannonball	0		
3040	voodoo skull	0		
3041	joke scroll	0		
3042	Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3043	metallic foil bow	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
3044	huge metallic foil radar dish	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.", Last Available: "2011-12"
3045	gigantic delicious twirling nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	10	awesome	Last Available: "2007-12"
3046	normal tiny nanite-infested candy cane	1	good	Last Available: "2020-09"
3047	normal blue nanite-infested fruitcake	4	good	Last Available: "2007-12"
3048	delicious weak spinning nanite-infested eggnog	2	awesome	Last Available: "2007-12"
3049	El Vibrato power sphere	0		
3050	Jeselnik's eyepatch	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
3051	sharpshooter's cutlass	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10
3052	olive breeches of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
3053	upside-down narrow mood ring	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
3054	deionized dry candy heart	0		Effect: "Memory of Strength", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2007-02"
3055	galvanized deionized cymbal syrup	0		Free Pull, Effect: "Space Cowboy", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2007-02"
3056	narrow ghostly boxer's metallic foil cat ears	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Alters Page Text, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2007-02"
3057	jittery nanofiber cloth	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3058	upside-down iGoogly	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3059	mirror theoretical string	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3060	synthetic stuffing	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3061	toy hoverpad	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3062	LED block	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3063	maroon gyroscope	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3064	twirling scandalous cyborg doll	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2007-12"
3065	buckyball	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3066	jittery mansplainer's toy maglev monorail	0		Monster Level: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3067	skewed dollhive	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3068	toy deathbot	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3069	laser cannon	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3070	cyan plexifoam chin strap	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3071	silicon-infused gluteal shield	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3072	blinking carbonite visor	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3073	tumbling set of Unobtainium straps	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3074	polymorphic fastening apparatus	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3075	General Assembly Module	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3076	laser targeting chip	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3077	skewed hi-density nylocite leg armor	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3078	kevlateflocite helmet	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3079	blinking Bulky Buddy Box	0		Last Available: "2007-12", Wiki Name: "Bulky Buddy Box (hatchling)"
3080	teddy borg	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3081	cyan sage marionette collective	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Last Available: "2007-12"
3082	monomolecular yo-yo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3083	gray blob	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3084	blinking sizzling borg sock monkey	0		Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2007-12"
3085	baleful roboduck-on-a-string of Leguizamo	0		Spell Damage: +25, Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2007-12"
3086	mylar scout drone	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3087	teddy borg sewing kit	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3088	blue crafty banded biomechanical crimborg helmet	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum MP: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2007-12"
3089	jittery sizzling C.B.F.G. of mayonnaise	0		Hot Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2007-12"
3090	blinking skewed greedy reassuring biomechanical crimborg leg armor	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1.5xGhuol, cap 37", Last Available: "2007-12"
3091	ionized nitrogenated tumbling bouncing vitachoconutriment capsule	0		Effect: "Innately Wise", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2007-12"
3092	ghostly shaking resourceful handmade hobby horse	0		Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2007-12"
3093	maroon beefcake's ball-in-a-cup	0		Muscle: +25, Last Available: "2007-12"
3094	twirling blinking occult set of jacks	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2007-12"
3095	decent laser-broiled pear	3	good	Last Available: "2007-12"
3096	mirror clever dance instructor's polyalloy shield	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2007-12"
3097	fish scaler	0		Last Available: "2007-12", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.33
3098	killing feather	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3099	ring	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3100	squat robotronic egg	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3101	rogue swarmer	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3102	sawblade fragment	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3103	unstable laser battery	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3104	Tesla dangerous vibrating cyborg knife	0		Weapon Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2007-12"
3105	squat family-friendly fireproof immense cyborg hand	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2007-12"
3106	blinking therapeutic cyborg stompin' boot of the cougar of the overflowing toilet	0		Moxie: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +50, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3107	deactivated RoboGoose	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3108	upside-down overclocked avian microprocessor	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-12"
3109	shaking jittery Miniborg stomper	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3110	purple Miniborg strangler	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3111	Miniborg laser	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3112	Miniborg beeper	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3113	mirror Miniborg hiveminder	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3114	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3115	blurry old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3116	mirror Hodgman	0		
3117	squat Libram of Divine Favors	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12", Skill: "Summon Party Favor"
3118	divine noisemaker	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3119	divine can of silly string	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3120	divine blowout	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3121	divine champagne popper	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3122	teal divine cracker	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3123	divine champagne flute	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3124	irradiated skewed squat fruitfilm	0		Effect: "Cravin' for a Ravin'", Effect Duration: 50
3125	ionized piece of after eight	0		Effect: "Jingle Jangle Jingle", Effect Duration: 48
3126	hobo nickel	0		
3127	sandcastle	0		
3128	jittery marshmallow	0		
3129	normal purple roasted marshmallow	3	good	
3130	disc	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3131	adequate tin cup of mulligan stew	3	good	
3132	maroon miser's horrifying flamin' bindle	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +10
3133	thinker's freezin' bindle of James Dean	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience (Moxie): +3
3134	electrified stinkin' bindle of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
3135	green family-friendly Newton's bindle	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Sleaze Resistance: +1
3136	manspreader's Fonzie's sleazy bindle	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Monster Level: +10
3137	jittery 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
3138	scorching Hodgman's whackin' stick	0		Hot Damage: +25
3139	fireproof deadly Hodgman's imaginary hamster	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +3
3140	soft shoes	0		Single Equip
3141	stanky panhandle panhandling hat	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
3142	beefcake's cup of infinite pencils	0		Muscle: +25, Damage Aura: 1
3143	bouncing thinker's Hodgman's disgusting technicolor overcoat of the early riser	0		Mysticality: +10, Adventures: +7
3144	blurry a torn paper strip	0		
3145	blurry fuchsia El Vibrato translator	0		
3146	ghostly El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)"
3147	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)"
3148	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)"
3149	mirror narrow El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)"
3150	blinking El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)"
3151	pulsating El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)"
3152	ghostly El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)"
3153	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)"
3154	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)"
3155	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)"
3156	El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)"
3157	El Vibrato drone	0		
3158	wobbly sparking El Vibrato drone	0		
3159	oxidized cold-filtered skewed warm El Vibrato drone	0		Effect: "Starry-Eyed", Effect Duration: 31
3160	alkaline ghostly humming El Vibrato drone	0		Effect: "Incredibly Hulking", Effect Duration: 61
3161	enhanced El Vibrato drone	0		Effect: "Hare-o-dynamic", Effect Duration: 63
3162	El Vibrato helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 1xFairy"
3163	El Vibrato energy spear	0		
3164	El Vibrato leg guards	0		Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol"
3165	broken El Vibrato drone	0		
3166	repaired El Vibrato drone	0		
3167	augmented El Vibrato drone	0		
3168	tarnished diffused seal eyeball	0		Effect: "Cake Caked", Effect Duration: 48
3169	rotten jumbo turtle soup	5	crappy	Effect: "[598]A Little Bit Evil"
3170	spinning evil noodles	0		
3171	blurry nauseating reagent	0		
3172	gray steel-toed evil paper umbrella	0		Damage Reduction: 9
3173	concentrated evil vihuela	0		Effect: "Gobliny Flavor", Effect Duration: 34
3174	super-sized moldy evil boring spaghetti	5	crappy	
3175	small tasty enchanted evil noodles	2	awesome	Effect: "The Halls of Mysticality", Effect Duration: 10
3176	adequate gigantic wobbly ghostly evil noodles	9	good	
3177	tiny moldy evil painful penne pasta	1	crappy	
3178	yummy super-sized 3vi1 pr0n m4nic0tti	5	awesome	
3179	tasty purple evil ravioli della hippy	4	awesome	
3180	rotten olive evil noodles	3	crappy	
3181	enhanced altered evil potion of potency	0		Effect: "New and Improved", Effect Duration: 26
3182	corrupted evil libation of liveliness	0		Effect: "Squirming Like a Toad", Effect Duration: 15
3183	dry purple mirror evil tomato juice of powerful power	0		Effect: "Fratty Flavor", Effect Duration: 14
3184	energized evil eyedrops of the ermine	0		Effect: "Magically Delicious", Effect Duration: 36
3185	dry wet mirror evil ointment of the occult	0		Effect: "Happy Trails", Effect Duration: 29
3186	corrupted colloidal wobbly evil serum of sarcasm	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Creepy Pasta", Effect Duration: 17
3187	tarnished evil philter of phorce	0		Effect: "Brother Corsican's Blessing", Effect Duration: 53
3188	lousy ghostly an evil sump'm sump'm	3	decent	
3189	mediocre extra-dry evil ducha de oro	5	decent	
3190	mediocre evil horizontal tango	4	decent	
3191	smooth upside-down evil roll in the hay	3	awesome	
3192	naughty origami kit	0		Last Available: "2008-02"
3193	naughty fortune teller	0		Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3194	origami "gentlemen's" magazine	0		Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3195	naughty paper shuriken	0		Last Available: "2008-02"
3196	jittery origami pasties of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3197	tumbling mansplainer's origami riding crop of Tarzan of the early riser	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Monster Level: +15, Adventures: +7, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3198	shaking El Vibrato trapezoid	0		
3199	lump of coal	0		
3200	upside-down lump of diamond	0		
3201	thick padded envelope	0		
3202	zippy wicked KoL Con IV Pole of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Spell Damage: +5, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2007-09"
3203	dwarvish magazine	0		
3204	fuchsia dwarvish war helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 41"
3205	dwarvish war mattock	0		
3206	dwarvish war kilt	0		Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 41"
3207	dwarvish punchcard	0		
3208	skewed cyan jittery small laminated card	0		
3209	laminated card	0		
3210	huge notbig laminated card	0		
3211	ghostly unlarge laminated card	0		
3212	dwarvish document	0		
3213	jittery dwarvish paper	0		
3214	dwarvish parchment	0		
3215	green overcharged El Vibrato power sphere	0		
3216	Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form	0		Free Pull
3217	El Vibrato Megadrone	0		
3218	tumbling asbestos-lined supercool glowstick	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2008-02", Raveosity: +1
3219	sane hatrack	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3220	hobo code binder	0		Free Pull
3221	skewed gator skin	0		
3222	lime green beefcake's gatorskin umbrella of the boozehound	0		Muscle: +25, Booze Drop: +100
3223	sewer nuggets	0		
3224	upside-down sewer wad	0		
3225	acceptable bottle of sewage schnapps	3	good	
3226	hand-crafted special narrow bottle of Ooze-O	4	EPIC	Effect: "Gr8ness", Effect Duration: 50
3227	toothsome C.H.U.M. chum	4	awesome	
3228	stale immense lime green unfortunate dumplings	9	decent	
3229	decaying goldfish liver	0		
3230	diffused cold-filtered improved oil of oiliness	0		Effect: "Shredding, Sweating", Effect Duration: 48
3231	red tattered paper crown of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xSombrero, cap 15"
3232	tasty gigantic vanilla-frosted king cake	8	awesome	Last Available: "2008-03"
3233	inflatable duck	0		
3234	water wings	0		Wiki Name: "water wings"
3235	lime green noodle	0		
3236	wobbly Kissin' Cousins	0		Skill: "Awesome Balls of Fire"
3237	Tales from the Fireside	0		Skill: "Conjure Relaxing Campfire"
3238	spinning Blizzards I Have Died In	0		Skill: "Snowclone"
3239	Maxing, Relaxing	0		Skill: "Maximum Chill"
3240	shaking Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	0		Skill: "Eggsplosion"
3241	Travels with Jerry	0		Skill: "Mudbath"
3242	Let Me Be!	0		Skill: "Raise Backup Dancer"
3243	Asleep in the Cemetery	0		Skill: "Creepy Lullaby"
3244	bouncing Summer Nights	0		Skill: "Grease Lightning"
3245	tumbling pulsating Sensual Massage for Creeps	0		Skill: "Inappropriate Backrub"
3246	mirror nasty groovy Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +5, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xPotato"
3247	nasty educational Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	0		Experience: +1, Stench Damage: +5, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "hot atk"
3248	blue narrow brawny Ol' Scratch's ash can of the sewer of the cheetah	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +25, Initiative: +60, Class: "Sauceror"
3249	careful pink plastic baby	0		Monster Level: -10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-03"
3250	sausage	0		
3251	spinning Frosty's silk hat of Flo-Jo of the early riser	0		Initiative: +100, Adventures: +7, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "cold atk"
3252	Newton's Frosty's carrot of the boozehound	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Booze Drop: +100, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip
3253	blue twirling wholesome rock-hard stiffened Frosty's nailbat	0		Damage Reduction: 6, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3254	censurious boxer's Oscus's pelt	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip
3255	spinning resourceful shellacked personal trainer's Wand of Oscus	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum MP: +50, Class: "Pastamancer"
3256	blurry mansplainer's deadly Oscus's dumpster waders	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Monster Level: +15, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xBarrr"
3257	red miser's rosewater-soaked Zombo's skullcap	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "spooky atk"
3258	aromatic nasty Zombo's shield of courage	0		Stench Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +1, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
3259	forbidden extremely unsafe Zombo's grievous greaves	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
3260	hardy strapping Chester's moustache of chilblains	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum HP: +50, Cold Damage: +25, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip
3261	auspicious Jeselnik's Chester's bag of candy	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Item Drop: +10, Class: "Disco Bandit"
3262	Lo Pan's medical-grade Chester's cutoffs	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1.5xGhuol"
3263	shaking Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts	0		Last Available: "2008-04", Skill: "Summon Tasteful Items"
3264	candygram	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3265	bag of Crotchety Pine saplings	0		
3266	bag of Saccharine Maple saplings	0		
3267	bag of Laughing Willow saplings	0		
3268	cold-filtered red blinking handful of Crotchety Pine needles	0		Effect: "Industrial Strength Starch", Effect Duration: 57
3269	extra-alkaline lump of Saccharine Maple sap	0		Effect: "Vinegavotte", Effect Duration: 52
3270	triple-boiled ionized pulsating handful of Laughing Willow bark	0		Effect: "Stinky Hands", Effect Duration: 24
3271	avaricious crotchety pants	0		Meat Drop: +30, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Put Down Roots", Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 18"
3272	greedy Saccharine Maple pendant	0		Meat Drop: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spray Sap"
3273	wobbly sage willowy bonnet	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Rouse Sapling", Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 18"
3274	flavored foot massage oil	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3275	olive dart	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3276	jittery black-and-blue light	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3277	ghostly Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3278	nasty studded belt	0		Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2008-04"
3279	olive personal massager	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3280	fuchsia personalized coffee mug	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-04"
3281	plasma ball	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3282	family-friendly stick-on eyebrow piercing	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2008-04"
3283	decent enchanted gigantic salad	10	good	Effect: "Impregnabili Tea", Effect Duration: 45
3284	greedy C.H.U.M. lantern of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Meat Drop: +20
3285	wobbly C.H.U.M. knife of the ox	0		Muscle: +20
3286	teal boxer's Frosty's snowball sack	0		Muscle Percent: +10
3287	quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3288	shimmering tendrils	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3289	spinning scintillating powder	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3290	abandoned candy	0		
3291	secret tropical island volcano lair map	0		
3292	skewed adorable seal larva	0		
3293	squat purple untamable turtle	0		
3294	blinking macaroni duck	0		
3295	blue huge skewed friendly cheez blob	0		
3296	narrow unusual disco ball	0		
3297	stray chihuahua	0		
3298	pretty pink bow	0		
3299	smiley-face sticker	0		
3300	farfalle bow tie	0		
3301	twirling jalapeño slices	0		
3302	squat stick-on mini solar panels	0		
3303	sombrero	0		Sombrero Bonus: +10
3304	Argarggagarg's fang	0		
3305	upside-down Safari Jack's moustache	0		
3306	Yakisoba's hat	0		
3307	Heimandatz's heart	0		
3308	Jocko Homo's head	0		
3309	The Mariachi's guitar case	0		
3310	toasty sealskin drum	0		Hot Damage: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3311	tumbling shaking brawny washboard shield	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
3312	friendly spaghetti-box banjo	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Class: "Pastamancer"
3313	marinara jug of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Sauceror"
3314	wicked makeshift castanets	0		Spell Damage: +5, Class: "Disco Bandit"
3315	left-handed melodica of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief"
3316	mixed gray epic wad	1	good	
3317	frosty bottlecap	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
3318	spinning perfumed corncob pipe	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip
3319	lion tamer's Mr. Joe's bangles	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip
3320	upside-down dangerous frayed rope belt	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Single Equip
3321	packet of mayfly bait	0		Last Available: "2008-05"
3322	Socratic mayfly bait necklace of courage	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summon Mayfly Swarm", Last Available: "2008-05"
3323	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	0		
3324	green Frosty's frosty mug	0		
3325	bad blurry yellow jar of fermented pickle juice	3	decent	
3326	powdered tumbling voodoo snuff	1	good	Effect: "Glittering Eyelashes", Effect Duration: 20
3327	jumbo spoiled extra-greasy slider	5	crappy	
3328	tumbling shaking clever energetic crumpled felt fedora	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +20, Familiar Effect: "0.75xVolley, 0.75xLep"
3329	huge censurious personal trainer's battered top-hat	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 0.75xFairy"
3330	Oprah's Socratic shapeless wide-brimmed hat	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "0.75xLep, 0.75xFairy"
3331	wobbly foul-smelling dangerous mostly rat-hide leggings	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
3332	shaking frightening banded hobo dungarees	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Spooky Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 1xPotato"
3333	careful patched suit-pants of the sweet-tooth	0		Monster Level: -10, Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 0.5xFairy"
3334	hobo stogie	0		Single Equip
3335	olive blinking rope with some soap on it	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
3336	dead guy's piece of double-sided tape	0		
3337	arcane researcher's dead guy's memento of Leguizamo	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Monster Level: +20, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
3338	stale banquet	3	decent	
3339	blue sharpened hubcap	0		
3340	lime green very caltrop	0		
3341	green The Six-Pack of Pain	0		
3342	hobo monkey	0		
3343	narrow bindle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3344	blurry bed of coals	0		
3345	twirling air mattress	0		
3346	filth-encrusted futon	0		
3347	comfy coffin	0		
3348	narrow mattress	0		
3349	dinged-up triangle	0		
3350	extra-dry delicious Ralph IX cognac	5	awesome	
3351	wobbly llama lama cria	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-06"
3352	zen motorcycle	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3353	frozen improved llama lama gong	0		Effect: "Frozen Shoulders", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2008-06"
3354	bland diet banana-frosted king cake	1	decent	Last Available: "2008-08"
3355	inspector's brown plastic baby	0		Item Drop: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-08"
3356	plump juicy grub	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3357	shimmering moth	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3358	cyan delectable fire ant	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3359	pulsating scrumptious ice ant	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3360	twirling stinkbug	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3361	yummy death watch beetle	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3362	tasty louse	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3363	decent immense mole molé	9	good	Last Available: "2008-06"
3364	drinkable spirit-forward Morlock's Mark Bourbon	5	good	Last Available: "2008-06"
3365	wet Climate Colada	0		Effect: "Overstimulated", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2008-06"
3366	extra-adjusted upside-down digital underground potion	0		Effect: "Familial Ties", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2008-06"
3367	olive interesting-looking twig	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3368	altered shaking glimmering roc feather	1	awesome	Last Available: "2008-06"
3369	powdered maroon glimmering phoenix feather	1		Last Available: "2008-06"
3370	diluted cyan glimmering penguin feather	1		Effect: "Ghost Finger", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2008-06"
3371	compressed jittery glimmering buzzard feather	1		Effect: "Nas Tea", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2008-06"
3372	distilled skewed glimmering raven feather	1		Last Available: "2008-06"
3373	boiled blinking glimmering great tit feather	1		Last Available: "2008-06"
3374	squat house of twigs and spit	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3375	jittery The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	0		Skill: "The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder"
3376	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	0		Skill: "Benetton's Medley of Diversity"
3377	Elron's Explosive Etude	0		Skill: "Elron's Explosive Etude"
3378	Chorale of Companionship	0		Skill: "Chorale of Companionship"
3379	Prelude of Precision	0		Skill: "Prelude of Precision"
3380	manspreader's Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -5
3381	educational Ol' Scratch's stove door	0		Experience: +1, Thorns: 1
3382	pulsating Tesla healthy dangerous Ol' Scratch's manacles	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +20, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
3383	spinning smelly MacGyver's experienced Chester's sunglasses	0		Experience: +2, Maximum MP: +100, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
3384	Sinatra's Samson's Chester's muscle shirt	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Experience (Moxie): +5
3385	lard-coated Chester's Aquarius medallion of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
3386	executive Zombo's shoulder blade of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Meat Drop: +40
3387	studded Zombo's skull ring of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Damage Absorption: +80, Single Equip
3388	Zombo's empty eye	0		
3389	friendly Frosty's arm of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Familiar Weight: +3
3390	twirling prompt wool veiny Staff of the Deepest Freeze	0		Maximum HP: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Adventures: +3
3391	twirling blinking Frosty's iceball	0		
3392	squat mirror chilly Oscus's garbage can lid	0		Cold Damage: +5, Thorns: 1
3393	Oscus's neverending soda	0		
3394	nasty Oscus's flypaper pants of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Stench Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
3395	Jeselnik's frosty Hodgman's porkpie hat	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 0.5xVolley, 0.5xFairy"
3396	pulsating manspreader's Hodgman's lobsterskin pants of the early riser	0		Monster Level: +10, Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato"
3397	healthy Hodgman's bow tie of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Single Equip
3398	special practically non-alcoholic artisanal Hodgman's blanket	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Effect: "The Sweats", Effect Duration: 15
3399	bad watered-down jar of squeeze	2	decent	
3400	snack-sized bland bowl of fishysoisse	2	decent	
3401	colloidal non-concentrated deadly lampshade	0		Effect: "Vitamin-Maxed", Effect Duration: 42
3402	ionized gray concentrated garbage juice	0		Effect: "Pyromania", Effect Duration: 28
3403	twirling lewd playing card	0		
3404	lime green greedy auspicious lard-coated deck of lewd playing cards	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +10, Meat Drop: +20
3405	olive prompt Hodgman's sock	0		Adventures: +3, Single Equip
3406	Hodgman's varcolac paw of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25
3407	clever Hodgman's almanac	0		Maximum MP: +20
3408	inspector's Hodgman's harmonica	0		Item Drop: +15
3409	forbidden Hodgman's garbage sticker	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50
3410	narrow hale Hodgman's detector	0		Maximum HP: +20
3411	stiffened Hodgman's cane	0		Damage Reduction: 1
3412	blinking Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	0		Skill: "Natural Born Scrabbler"
3413	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	0		Skill: "Thrift and Grift"
3414	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	0		Skill: "Abs of Tin"
3415	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	0		Skill: "Marginally Insane"
3416	green hobo fortress blueprints	0		
3421	blurry box of fireworks	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire off a Roman Candle", Last Available: "2008-07", Item Drop (sporadic): +12.5
3422	double-moist squat sterno-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Minerva's Zen", Effect Duration: 24
3423	polarized pulsating frostbite-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Feline Ferocity", Effect Duration: 55
3424	ionized fry-oil-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Patent Prevention", Effect Duration: 24
3425	diffused polarized garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Extra-Thick Blood", Effect Duration: 46
3426	double-oxidized tarnished flattened skewed strawberry-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Painted-On Bikini", Effect Duration: 39
3427	roll of Hob-Os	0		
3428	improved bouncing Everlasting Deckswabber	0		Effect: "Mariachi Mood", Effect Duration: 49
3430	narrow bindle of joy	0		
3431	green cotton candy cocoon	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-08"
3432	cotton candy cordial	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2008-08"
3433	teal spice melange	0		
3434	rattling cigar box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3435	aromatic stirring stick of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +1
3436	avaricious chaotic Staff of the Teapot Tempest of the boozehound	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +30, Booze Drop: +100
3437	Staff of the Black Kettle of temperance of the glutton of Flo-Jo	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Food Drop: +100, Initiative: +100
3438	auspicious Temple Grandin's beefcake's Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron	0		Muscle: +25, Familiar Weight: +7, Item Drop: +10
3439	spinning Rainbow's Gravity	0		Skill: "Rainbow Gravitation", Last Available: "2008-07"
3440	modified spinning prismatic wad	1	good	Effect: "Neuroplastici Tea", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2008-07"
3441	scandalous club of the five seasons	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2008-07"
3442	dangerous rainbow crossbow	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Last Available: "2008-07"
3443	skewed kitten	0		
3444	up-at-dawn webbed comic mask	0		Adventures: +5, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 2"
3445	Junior Adventurer's kit	0		
3446	blurry groovy prism necklace	0		Single Equip, Sporadic Thorns: 2.5
3447	inspector's six-rainbow shield of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2008-07"
3448	rainbow bomb	0		Last Available: "2008-07"
3449	cotton candy cone	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3450	red cotton candy pinch	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3451	yellow cotton candy smidgen	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3452	bouncing cotton candy skoshe	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3453	cotton candy plug	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3454	wobbly cotton candy pillow	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3455	pulsating cotton candy bale	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3456	aromatic trusty torch	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2011-12"
3457	MacGyver's Junior Adventurer's merit badge	0		Maximum MP: +100, Single Equip
3458	triple-electrified jittery STYX deodorant body spray	0		Effect: "Frostbeard", Effect Duration: 12
3459	perfectly mixed practically non-alcoholic white-label gin	1	super ultra EPIC	
3460	adequate big tin rations	5	good	
3461	haiku challenge map	0		
3462	terrible poem	0		
3463	watered-down hand-crafted pulsating bottle of sake	2	EPIC	
3464	spinning round pebble of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50
3465	stale Bash-Ōs cereal	4	decent	Wiki Name: "Bash-Os cereal"
3466	sizzling hardy thinker's haiku katana	0		Mysticality: +10, Maximum HP: +50, Hot Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Raindrop Attack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summer Siesta", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Falling Leaf Whirlwind", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Winter's Bite Technique", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "The 17 Cuts", Last Available: "2008-09"
3467	blurry bargain flash powder	0		
3468	gray plastic baby of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-12"
3469	delicious fancy blinking olive blueberry-frosted king cake	3	awesome	Effect: "Ooh, Sweet!", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2008-12"
3470	bitty bathysphere	0		Familiar Weight: -20, Underwater Familiar, Familiar Effect: "adventure underwater"
3471	damp boot	0		
3472	shaking huge rock-hard Da Vinci's Seasonal Beret of the brazier	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Damage Reduction: 5, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 25"
3473	ghostly Bash-Ōs boxtop	0		Wiki Name: "Bash-Os boxtop"
3474	concentrated cranberry cordial	0		Effect: "Bloody-minded", Effect Duration: 28
3475	flattened enhanced enhanced blinking blackberry polite	0		Effect: "Je Ne Sais Porquoise", Effect Duration: 59
3476	magnetized gray ghostly plum lozenge	0		Effect: "Spring Training", Effect Duration: 19
3477	activated cyan pear lozenge	0		Effect: "Salamanderenity", Effect Duration: 22
3478	Vulcanized peach lozenge	0		Effect: "Buff as a Baobab", Effect Duration: 44
3479	green shaking balloon shield	0		Thorns: 1
3480	spot	0		
3481	uniclops egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-10"
3482	pulsating passed-out psychedelic bear	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-10"
3483	psychedelic bubble wand	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3484	eye 'n' horn shampoo	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3485	vacuum-sealed ionized glittery mascara	0		Effect: "Gonna Get You, Sucker", Effect Duration: 13
3486	pulsating dull fish scale	0		
3487	rough fish scale	0		
3488	pristine fish scale	0		
3489	stale half-sized beefy fish meat	2	decent	Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 5
3490	diet adequate glistening fish meat	1	good	Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 5
3491	spoiled slick fish meat	4	crappy	Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 5
3492	resourceful grievous fish scimitar	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum MP: +50
3493	Temple Grandin's fish stick of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Familiar Weight: +7
3494	bouncing rosewater-soaked sizzling fish bazooka	0		Hot Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +3
3495	nitrogenated tumbling sea salt crystal	0		Effect: "Frost Tea", Effect Duration: 46
3496	tarnished double-moist tumbling bazookafish bubble gum	0		Effect: "Ermine Eyes", Effect Duration: 11
3497	aged blinking bottle of Pete's Sake	3	awesome	
3498	jittery invisible bag	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2011-12"
3499	witch hat	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2011-12"
3500	beholed bedsheet	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2011-12"
3501	flavorless tiny canapés	1	decent	
3502	diluted green thermos of brew	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-12"
3503	lousy huge glass of brandy	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-12"
3504	French slippers	0		
3505	tumbling LWA ring of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25
3506	LARP membership card	0		Last Available: "2008-10"
3507	Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-11", Skill: "Summon Stickers"
3508	rock-hard scratch 'n' sniff sword	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Breakable, Last Available: "2008-11"
3509	scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker	0		Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2008-11"
3510	scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker	0		Experience: +2, Last Available: "2008-11"
3511	scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker	0		Meat Drop: +25, Last Available: "2008-11"
3512	scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker	0		All Attributes Percent: +10, Last Available: "2008-11"
3513	scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker	0		Spooky Damage: +3, Stench Damage: +3, Hot Damage: +3, Cold Damage: +3, Sleaze Damage: +3, Last Available: "2008-11"
3514	scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Spell Damage: +20, Last Available: "2008-11"
3515	huge friendly thinker's ganger bandana	0		Mysticality: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk"
3516	eel skin	0		
3517	Herculean eelskin hat	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Familiar Effect: "atk", Thorns: [env(underwater)]
3518	asbestos-lined eelskin pants	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, MP regen", Thorns: [env(underwater)]
3519	fortified eelskin shield	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Thorns: [env(underwater)]
3520	squat shark tooth	0		
3521	baleful wicked shark tooth necklace	0		Spell Damage: 30, Single Equip
3522	skewed supercharged sinister shark jumper	0		Spell Damage: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +30
3523	polymerized altered blurry shark cartilage	0		Effect: "Vital", Effect Duration: 18
3524	pickled eel battery	0		Effect: "Earthen Fist", Effect Duration: 21
3525	nitrogenated enhanced ghostly temporary teardrop tattoo	0		Effect: "Robocamo", Effect Duration: 23
3526	yellow pulsating lightning-fast scratch 'n' sniff crossbow	0		Initiative: +40, Breakable, Last Available: "2008-11"
3527	mutant rattlesnake egg	0		
3528	mutant fire ant egg	0		
3529	mutant cactus bud	0		
3530	mutant gila monster egg	0		
3531	purple rattlesnake enrager	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3532	ant antidepressant	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3533	cactus monocle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3534	tumbling Jawmaster 2000™	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3535	yellow plans for depleted Grimacite hammer	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite hammer"
3536	plans for depleted Grimacite gravy boat	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite gravy boat"
3537	huge plans for depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt"
3538	plans for depleted Grimacite grappling hook	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite grappling hook"
3539	plans for depleted Grimacite ninja mask	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite ninja mask"
3540	plans for depleted Grimacite shinguards	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite shinguards"
3541	plans for depleted Grimacite astrolabe	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite astrolabe"
3542	curative depleted Grimacite hammer	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2011-12"
3543	Oprah's stylish depleted Grimacite gravy boat	0		Moxie: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2011-12"
3544	Van der Graaf depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
3545	auspicious depleted Grimacite grappling hook of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
3546	Lo Pan's depleted Grimacite ninja mask of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-12"
3547	spinning scandalous toasty depleted Grimacite shinguards	0		Hot Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-12"
3548	mirror twirling lard-coated studded depleted Grimacite astrolabe	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
3549	blinking red Herculean brawny KoL Con Cinco Piñata Bat	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience (Muscle): +1, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-09"
3550	nasty propeller beanie	0		Stench Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7"
3551	therapeutic grievous weightlifter's straw hat	0		Muscle: +15, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy"
3552	pulsating inspector's mansplainer's octopus's spade of Flo-Jo	0		Monster Level: +15, Item Drop: +15, Initiative: +100
3553	soggy seed packet	0		
3554	glob of slime	0		
3555	tasty small sea carrot	2	awesome	
3556	gigantic flavorless sea cucumber	6	decent	
3557	spoiled sea avocado	4	crappy	
3558	decent sea lychee	4	good	
3559	normal sea tangelo	3	good	
3560	low-calorie normal sea honeydew	1	good	
3561	frozen polymerized pressurized potion of puissance	0		Effect: "Capricorn Rising", Effect Duration: 45
3562	frozen non-moist dry jittery pressurized potion of perspicacity	0		Effect: "Bone Chilling", Effect Duration: 46
3563	corrupted corrupted shaking narrow maroon pressurized potion of pulchritude	0		Effect: "Pharmaceutically Cool", Effect Duration: 43
3564	weak acceptable berry-infused sake	2	good	
3565	mediocre upside-down red citrus-infused sake	4	decent	
3566	mediocre melon-infused sake	3	decent	
3567	slab of sponge	0		
3568	knitted scorching chaotic sponge helmet	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
3569	lightning-fast censurious boxer's spongy shield	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Initiative: +40
3570	curative boxer's square sponge pants of the sweet-tooth	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Candy Drop: +100, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xPotato"
3571	flytrap pellet	0		
3572	baby cuddlefish	0		
3573	six-armed sweater	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3574	slimy chest	0		
3575	narrow sand dollar	0		
3576	flytrap bezoar	0		
3577	bezoar ring	0		
3578	candy cornucopia	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3579	ballet slippers	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3580	twirling wriggling flytrap pellet	0		
3581	sushi-rolling mat	0		
3582	adequate diet blurry mirror rice	1	good	
3584	thick delicious irradiated candy cane	5	awesome	Last Available: "2008-12"
3585	adequate special gingerbread mutant bugbear	3	good	Effect: "Human-Elemental Hybrid", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2008-12"
3586	artisanal enchanted oozenog	3	EPIC	Effect: "Vital", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2008-12"
3587	quadruple-magnetized twirling sugar plum	0		Effect: "Toast Tea", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2008-12"
3588	vacuum-sealed upside-down sugar banana	0		Effect: "Takin' It Greasy", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2008-12"
3589	ionized ionized sugar lime	0		Effect: "Fustulent", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2008-12"
3590	boiled sugar cherry	0		Effect: "Using Protection", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2008-12"
3591	greedy Mer-kin hookspear of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Meat Drop: +20, Drops Meat
3592	Mer-kin takebag	0		Item Drop: +5
3593	Mer-kin thingpouch	0		
3594	Mer-kin killscroll	0		
3595	irradiated Mer-kin fastjuice	0		Effect: "Simulation Stimulation", Effect Duration: 54
3596	shaking red skewed imitation crab crate	0		
3597	imitation crab meat	0		
3598	imitation crab zoea	0		
3599	avaricious knitted curative moist sailor's cap	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +30, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "stench atk"
3600	scorching speargun of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Hot Damage: +25
3601	upside-down red sage compass	0		Mysticality Percent: +10
3602	broken diving helmet	0		
3603	porthole	0		
3604	rivet	0		
3605	blinking bubblin' stone	0		
3606	greedy diving helmet of Leguizamo of temperance	0		Monster Level: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato"
3607	wobbly smelly sizzling medical-grade aerated diving helmet	0		Hot Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato"
3608	live nautical mine	0		
3609	twirling das boot	0		Familiar Weight: -10, Underwater Familiar, Familiar Effect: "adventure underwater"
3610	imitation whetstone	0		
3611	ionized sea grease	0		Effect: "protect.enq", Effect Duration: 11
3612	skewed sturdy Crimbo crate	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3613	shaking battered Crimbo Crate	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3614	twitching claw	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3615	rigid carapace	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3616	pulsing flesh	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3617	polymerized denatured blue unstable DNA	0		Effect: "Space Cadet", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2008-12"
3618	The Spirit of Crimbo	0		Free Pull, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Recite 'The Spirit of Crimbo'", Last Available: "2008-12"
3619	wriggling tentacle	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3620	mass of wriggling tentacles	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3621	pair of twitching claws	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3622	gnashing teeth	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3623	chitinous pod	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3624	fireproof parasitic claw	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2008-12"
3625	parasitic tentacles of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 5xBarrr, cap 7", Last Available: "2008-12"
3626	MacGyver's parasitic headgnawer	0		Maximum MP: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2008-12", Thorns: 1
3627	parasitic strangleworm of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2008-12"
3628	pair of ragged claws	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3629	blurry burrowgrub hive	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3630	Crimbo crate	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3631	oxidized pressed Gummi-DNA	0		Effect: "Libra Rising", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2020-09"
3632	radioactive chew toy	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3633	avaricious groovy elven socks	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2008-12"
3634	wizardly elven gloves of Calamity Jane	0		Mysticality: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2008-12"
3635	scandalous brawny festive holiday hat	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 7", Last Available: "2008-12"
3636	flame-retardant patent shoes of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2008-12"
3637	family-friendly nasty gray bow tie	0		Stench Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2008-12"
3638	crafty penguin thesaurus of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2008-12"
3639	normal blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	3	good	Effect: "Amorphous Cheer", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
3640	huge seaweed	0		
3641	jamfish jam	0		
3642	dragonfish caviar	0		
3643	jittery pufferfish spine	0		
3644	depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	0		Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2007-06"
3645	hand-crafted spirit-forward canteen of wine	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2008-12"
3646	bland elven <i>limbos</i> gingerbread	4	decent	Last Available: "2008-12"
3647	gray elven whittling knife	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3648	magic dragonfish fry	0		
3649	map to Madness Reef	0		
3650	flavorless toast with jam	4	decent	Last Available: "2008-12"
3651	antlers	0		Familiar Weight: +4, Last Available: "2008-12"
3652	perfectly mixed jittery elven moonshine	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2008-12"
3653	rotten cyan knuckle sandwich	4	crappy	Last Available: "2008-12", Wiki Name: "knuckle sandwich"
3654	purple MacGyver's smartaleck's psycho sweater	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2008-12"
3655	fin-bit wax	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3656	squat fuchsia brainy plastic Mob Penguin	0		Mysticality: +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3657	clever plastic mutant elf	0		Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2008-12"
3658	jittery Samson's plastic fat stack of cash	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3659	plastic strand of DNA	0		Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3660	huge Herculean plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Last Available: "2008-12"
3661	container of Putty	0		Last Available: "2009-01"
3662	Putty mitre of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-01"
3663	spinning narrow family-friendly Putty leotard of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-01"
3664	stanky Putty ball	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2009-01"
3665	Putty sheet	0		Last Available: "2009-01"
3666	sharpshooter's Tesla Putty snake of doom	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2009-01"
3667	Putty monster	0		Last Available: "2009-01"
3668	scandalous hale glow-in-the-dark wristwatch	0		Maximum HP: +20, Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-01", Nonstackable Watch
3669	pulsating flame-retardant glow-in-the-dark dart gun	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2009-01"
3670	blue mansplainer's glow-in-the-dark burrowgrub	0		Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2009-01"
3671	blue skewed huge Uncle Crimbo's Rations	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3672	spoiled can of franks 'n' beans	4	crappy	Last Available: "2010-12"
3673	strong smooth bottle of peppermint schnapps	5	awesome	Last Available: "2010-12"
3674	yellow throbbing rage gland	0		Skill: "Vent Rage Gland"
3675	Mer-kin pressureglobe	0		
3676	Mer-kin foodbucket	0		
3677	green wizardly diving muff	0		Mysticality: +25, Single Equip
3678	drinkable salinated mint julep	3	good	
3679	ink bladder	0		
3680	esca	0		
3681	jittery bubbling tempura batter	0		
3682	globe of Deep Sauce	0		
3683	map to the Marinara Trench	0		
3684	massive decent bouncing tempura carrot	10	good	
3685	miniature normal huge tempura cucumber	2	good	
3686	moldy tempura avocado	3	crappy	
3687	spoiled special sea broccoli	3	crappy	Effect: "So Fresh and So Clean", Effect Duration: 15
3688	moldy snack-sized sea cauliflower	2	crappy	
3689	snack-sized normal special tempura broccoli	2	good	Effect: "Aspect of the Twinklefairy", Effect Duration: 10
3690	adequate tempura cauliflower	4	good	
3691	tiny toothsome sea blueberry	1	awesome	
3692	tasty pulsating twirling sea persimmon	4	awesome	
3693	concentrated lime green pressurized potion of perception	0		Effect: "Square to be Hip", Effect Duration: 11
3694	concentrated concentrated upside-down huge pressurized potion of proficiency	0		Effect: "Sugar, Hello", Effect Duration: 56
3695	spinning razor-sharp Mer-kin digpick	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25
3696	skewed anemone nematocyst	0		
3697	spinning high-pressure seltzer bottle	0		
3698	maroon velcro ore	0		
3699	bouncing teflon ore	0		
3700	upside-down vinyl ore	0		
3701	map to Anemone Mine	0		
3702	marine aquamarine	0		
3703	valve wheel	0		
3704	upside-down waterlogged bootstraps	0		
3705	Lo Pan's rosy-cheeked velcro broadsword of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: 80, Spell Critical Percent: +30
3706	squat energetic quilted velcro paddle ball of chilblains	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +25
3707	bouncing resourceful velcro shield of the bloodbag of the sweet-tooth	0		Maximum HP: +100, Maximum MP: +50, Candy Drop: +100
3708	twirling Lo Pan's hardy velcro boots of terror	0		Maximum HP: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
3709	Rosewater's non-stick pugil stick of incineration	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Hot Spell Damage: +50
3710	aromatic electrified Newton's teflon spatula	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Stench Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
3711	red MacGyver's energetic beefcake's teflon shield	0		Muscle: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +100
3712	gravedigger's careful resourceful teflon swim fins	0		Maximum MP: +50, Monster Level: -10, Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip
3713	huge lightning-fast sizzling 7-inch discus	0		Hot Damage: +10, Initiative: +40
3714	yellow prompt coward's PVC staff of doom	0		Monster Level: -20, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Adventures: +3
3715	ribald manspreader's brawny vinyl shield	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Monster Level: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10
3716	careful sharpshooter's beefcake's vinyl boots	0		Muscle: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Monster Level: -10, Single Equip
3717	decaying oar	0		
3718	fishhook	0		
3719	shaking lantern	0		
3720	decaying pole	0		
3721	decaying paddle	0		
3722	tarnished ring	0		
3723	tarnished rod	0		
3724	brittle plastic handle	0		
3725	foggy glass globe	0		
3726	possessed tomato	0		
3727	tumbling Nardz energy beverage	0		
3728	pile of coins	0		
3729	blurry hand grenegg	0		
3730	blinking caret	0		
3731	glass gnoll eye of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15
3732	warmed chilled bouncing cigar butt	0		Effect: "Tennis Elbow-wow", Effect Duration: 17
3733	wobbly foul-smelling manly bloomers of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Stench Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 13"
3734	mirror jittery Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	0		
3735	cyan fat wallet	0		
3736	fortified Sinatra's handwarmer	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Damage Absorption: +60, Single Equip
3737	stanky Jim Carey's lighter	0		Monster Level: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +25
3738	rotten packet of beer nuts	3	crappy	
3739	Boozehounds Anonymous token	0		
3740	handful of bees	0		
3741	spectral jelly	0		
3742	vacuum-sealed jellyfish gel	0		Effect: "Uncaged Power", Effect Duration: 69
3743	unstable quark	0		
3744	software glitch	0		
3745	fumble formula	0		Recipe: "concoction of clumsiness"
3746	twirling vampire pearl	0		
3747	mother's secret recipe	0		Recipe: "white chocolate chip brownies"
3749	irradiated mirror concoction of clumsiness	0		Effect: "Stogied", Effect Duration: 33
3750	padded vampire pearl earring	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Single Equip
3751	yummy gray tumbling chocolate chip brownies	4	awesome	
3753	maroon Libram of Love Songs	0		Last Available: "2009-02", Skill: "Summon Love Song"
3754	extra-magnetized galvanized huge skewed love song of vague ambiguity	0		Effect: "Mucilaginous Mentalism", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2009-02"
3755	diffused ionized love song of smoldering passion	0		Effect: "Sleazy Hands", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2009-02"
3756	energized nitrogenated tumbling love song of icy revenge	0		Effect: "A Taste of Rainbow", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2009-02"
3757	quadruple-pressed alkaline purple love song of sugary cuteness	0		Effect: "El Tango de la Maldita Suegra", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2009-02"
3758	activated magnetized wobbly love song of disturbing obsession	0		Effect: "Mental A-cue-ity", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2009-02"
3759	aerosolized polarized blue love song of naughty innuendo	0		Effect: "Human-Hobo Hybrid", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2009-02"
3760	colloidal frozen concentrated breath mint	0		Effect: "Hair on Your Chest", Effect Duration: 51
3761	shaking wholesome vampire pearl ring	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Single Equip
3762	twirling Usain Bolt's vampire pearl necklace	0		Initiative: +80, Single Equip
3763	drinkable high-proof slug of vodka	10	good	
3764	spirit-forward drinkable slug of rum	5	good	
3765	artisanal slug of shochu	4	EPIC	
3766	triple-distilled mediocre screwdiver	10	decent	
3767	fancy hand-crafted dew yoana lei	3	EPIC	Effect: "Sated and Furious", Effect Duration: 40
3768	practically non-alcoholic acceptable shaking lychee chuhai	1	good	
3769	triple-distilled tolerable special salacious screwdiver	8	good	Effect: "Feelin' Philosophical", Effect Duration: 5
3770	drinkable dew yoana salacious lei	3	good	
3771	smooth triple-distilled special salacious lychee chuhai	8	awesome	Effect: "Hypercubed", Effect Duration: 5
3772	mediocre Alewife&trade; Ale	3	decent	
3773	seaode	0		
3774	map to the Dive Bar	0		
3775	Mer-kin pinkslip	0		
3776	foul-smelling Sinatra's pink pinkslip slip	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Stench Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr"
3777	mirror Oprah's grievous sea salt scrubs	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +50
3778	chilly cool amber aviator shades of the storm	0		Moxie: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Cold Damage: +5, Single Equip
3779	pickled hair of the fish	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Hot Linguine", Effect Duration: 11
3780	fireproof Socratic Rosewater's nurse's hat	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Hot Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk"
3781	blank prescription sheet	0		
3782	pickled bottle of melodramamine	1		Effect: "Polar Express", Effect Duration: 30
3783	vaporized blurry bottle of extra-strength melodramamine	1		
3784	paranormal ricotta	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3785	smoking talon	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3786	vampire glitter	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3787	wine-soaked bone chips	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3788	jittery crumbling rat skull	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3789	blinking twitching trigger finger	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3799	upside-down Apathargic Bandersnatch	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3800	wobbly shaking aquaviolet jub-jub bird	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Familiar Effect: "mys stats"
3801	crimsilion jub-jub bird	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Frumious Bandersnatch", Familiar Effect: "mus stats"
3802	charpuce jub-jub bird	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Frumious Bandersnatch", Familiar Effect: "mox stats"
3803	hardy Samson's Mer-kin roundshield of the early riser	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum HP: +50, Adventures: +7
3804	frosty weightlifter's Mer-kin breastplate	0		Muscle: +15, Cold Spell Damage: +10
3805	Jack Frost's Annie Oakley's Mer-kin sneakmask	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Combat Rate (Underwater): -5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy"
3806	Mer-kin prayerbeads	0		
3807	moist blurry Mer-kin hidepaint	0		Effect: "Thaumodynamic", Effect Duration: 68
3808	shaking Mer-kin trailmap	0		
3809	lime green Mer-kin healscroll	0		
3810	Mer-kin lockkey	0		
3811	gray Mer-kin stashbox	0		
3812	rotten thick chocolate-frosted king cake	5	crappy	Last Available: "2009-06"
3813	plastic baby of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-06"
3815	midget clownfish	0		
3816	half-height unicycle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3817	flavorless sea radish	3	decent	
3818	blue ghostly fortified razor-sharp wizardly halibut	0		Mysticality: +25, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Damage Absorption: +60
3819	eel sauce	0		
3820	spinning water-polo mitt of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Single Equip
3821	enhanced boiled skewed syringe	0		Effect: "Heart of Yellow", Effect Duration: 11
3822	squat wobbly wand	0		Familiar Effect: "fishy spells", Sporadic Damage Aura: [0.2475*env(underwater)]
3823	improved wad of cotton	0		Effect: "New Zeal", Effect Duration: 64
3824	bouncing Grandma's Note	0		
3825	Grandma's Fuchsia Yarn	0		
3826	Grandma's Chartreuse Yarn	0		
3827	plastic oyster egg	0		
3828	Grandma's Map	0		
3829	yummy pulsating tempura radish	4	awesome	
3830	chilly water-polo cap	0		Cold Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr"
3831	acceptable Typical Tavern swill	3	good	
3832	mediocre tropical swill	3	decent	
3833	drinkable fruity girl swill	3	good	
3834	hand-crafted skewed blended swill	3	EPIC	
3835	twirling costume wardrobe	0		Softcore Only
3836	miser's frightening Elvish sunglasses of the pedagogue of the glutton	0		Experience: +3, Spooky Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +10, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play an Accordion Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Guitar Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Drum Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Flute Solo", Last Available: "2009-04"
3837	Usain Bolt's anniversary safety glass vest	0		Initiative: +80
3838	experienced anniversary burlap belt	0		Experience: +2
3839	frosty anniversary balsa wood socks	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
3840	bouncing anniversary latex mask	0		Familiar Weight: +1
3841	pulsating stiffened anniversary pewter cape	0		Damage Reduction: 1
3842	out-of-tune biwa of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50
3843	green frightening dented harmonica	0		Spooky Damage: +5
3844	blinking up-at-dawn slick magic whistle	0		Moxie: +10, Adventures: +5
3845	wicked plastic blowgun	0		Spell Damage: +5
3846	greedy censurious careful jungle drum	0		Monster Level: -10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +20
3847	grievous hippy bongo	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50
3848	Sinatra's knob bugle	0		Experience (Moxie): +5
3849	zippy educational 4-dimensional guitar	0		Experience: +1, Initiative: +20
3850	wobbly medical-grade boxing glove	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
3851	stylish boxing glove on a spring of the ox of the boozehound	0		Muscle: +20, Moxie: +25, Booze Drop: +100
3852	spinning gravedigger's half-sized guitar of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Spooky Damage: +10
3853	squat wool supercool bass drum	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Cold Resistance: +1
3854	pixel boomerang	0		Item Drop: +5
3855	narrow sizzling beefcake's world's smallest violin of horror	0		Muscle: +25, Hot Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25
3856	Temple Grandin's Newton's boxer's ocarina of space	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Familiar Weight: +7
3857	Lo Pan's a butt tuba	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30
3858	bouncing bone flute of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50
3859	fortified infernal fife	0		Damage Absorption: +60
3860	electrified charming flute	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
3861	leaf of grass	0		
3862	toasty grass whistle of doom	0		Hot Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
3863	squat Van der Graaf plastic guitar of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
3864	frosty finger cymbals	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
3865	Jeselnik's strapping kettle drum	0		Muscle: +5, Sleaze Damage: +25
3866	padded double-barreled sling of the cheetah	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Initiative: +60
3867	tumbling Herculean magilaser blastercannon of chilblains	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Cold Damage: +25
3868	miser's shellacked hanky&#363;	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Meat Drop: +10, Wiki Name: "frigid hankyu"
3869	Annie Oakley's ultimate ultimate frisbee of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: 35
3870	jittery skewed stolen office supplies	0		
3871	squat gravedigger's office-supply crossbow of the cheetah	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Initiative: +60
3872	knitted pocket theremin	0		Cold Resistance: +3
3873	jittery auspicious Socratic rave whistle	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Item Drop: +10, Raveosity: +1
3874	hellseal hide	0		
3875	wobbly shredded hellseal hide	0		
3876	blue hellseal brain	0		
3877	upside-down burst hellseal brain	0		
3878	hellseal sinew	0		
3879	torn hellseal sinew	0		
3880	hellseal disguise	0		
3881	cyan skewed horrifying chaotic fouet de tortue-dressage	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Apprivoisez la tortue"
3882	encoded cult documents	0		
3883	cult memo	0		
3884	decoded cult documents	0		Skill: "Bind Spaghetti Elemental"
3885	galvanized yellow spinning vial of slime	0		Effect: "Ancestral Disapproval", Effect Duration: 69
3886	modified super-oxidized spinning vial of slime	0		Effect: "Hombre Muerto Caminando", Effect Duration: 27
3887	Vulcanized upside-down huge vial of slime	0		Effect: "Disco Neuropathy", Effect Duration: 53
3888	galvanized concentrated wet huge vial of slime	0		Effect: "Improved Candy Vision", Effect Duration: 23
3889	quadruple-adjusted quantum vial of slime	0		Effect: "Human-Machine Hybrid", Effect Duration: 29
3890	ionized triple-activated electrified jittery vial of violet slime	0		Effect: "Yuletide Mutations", Effect Duration: 68
3891	ionized vial of vermilion slime	0		Effect: "Filled with Magic", Effect Duration: 43
3892	pickled skewed vial of amber slime	0		Effect: "Eau de Tortue", Effect Duration: 58
3893	diffused huge bouncing vial of chartreuse slime	0		Effect: "From Nantucket", Effect Duration: 66
3894	triple-modified polarized blinking vial of teal slime	0		Effect: "Become Intensely interested", Effect Duration: 35
3895	energized anodized quadruple-dry pulsating vial of indigo slime	0		Effect: "Violent Night", Effect Duration: 46
3896	boiled energized spinning vial of slime	0		Effect: "Strong Grip", Effect Duration: 55
3897	pressed electrified vial of brown slime	0		Effect: "Thick-Skinned", Effect Duration: 60
3898	shaking bottle of G&uuml;-Gone	0		
3901	seal-blubber candle	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3902	narrow figurine of a wretched-looking seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3903	bouncing yellow figurine of a baby seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3904	tumbling figurine of an armored seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3905	narrow olive figurine of an seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3906	figurine of a sleek seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3907	pulsating huge figurine of a shadowy seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3908	figurine of a stinking seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3909	figurine of a charred seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3910	pulsating figurine of a seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3911	figurine of a slippery seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3912	imbued seal-blubber candle	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3913	triple-distilled lousy cyan blended swill with a fly in it	9	decent	
3914	turtle wax	0		
3915	green stiffened turtle wax shield	0		Damage Reduction: 1
3916	Temple Grandin's turtle wax helmet	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 0.5xFairy, cap 10"
3917	jittery sharpshooter's turtle wax greaves	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 10"
3918	forbidden meat shield	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50
3919	jittery turtlemail bits	0		
3920	shaking narrow foul-smelling savvy turtlemail coif	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 20"
3921	Fonzie's turtlemail breeches	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Item Drop: +5, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 1.5xFairy, cap 20"
3922	rosy-cheeked beefcake's turtlemail hauberk	0		Muscle: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +30
3923	hedgeturtle	0		
3924	shellacked spiky turtle helmet of horror	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 32"
3925	spiky turtle shoulderpads of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Single Equip, Thorns: 2
3926	purple miser's flame-retardant spiky turtle shield	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +10
3927	olive pulsating turtling rod	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer"
3928	syncopated turtle	0		
3929	fuchsia skewed grinning turtle	0		
3930	quadruple-magnetized tainted seal's blood	0		Effect: "Here to Kick Ass", Effect Duration: 22
3931	aromatic electrified severed flipper	0		Stench Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3932	ingot of seal-iron	0		
3933	tumbling quilted bad-ass club of extreme caution	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Monster Level: -25, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3934	sealbone	0		
3935	non-improved activated ghostly hyperinflated seal lung	0		Effect: "Empty Inside", Effect Duration: 14
3936	enhanced flattened maroon scrap of shadow	0		Effect: "Hot Blooded", Effect Duration: 32
3937	liquefied chilled fustulent seal grulch	0		Effect: "Celestial Vision", Effect Duration: 26
3938	mirror greedy club of corruption	0		Meat Drop: +20, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3939	manspreader's corrupt club of corruption	0		Monster Level: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3940	toasty corrupt club of corrupt corruption	0		Hot Damage: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3941	blue lion tamer's padded beefy evil-ass club	0		Muscle: +10, Damage Absorption: +20, Experience (familiar): +2, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3942	chaotic nasty-ass club of the ox of the blizzard	0		Muscle: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3943	boxer's infernal toilet brush of courage	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3944	lightning-fast shadowy seal eye of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Initiative: +40, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3945	gray dance instructor's oyster egg balloon	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
3946	Clan VIP Lounge invitation	0		Free Pull
3947	Clan VIP Lounge key	0		Free Pull
3948	upside-down Meat	0		
3949	tumbling treasure chest	0		
3950	wobbly red mirror key	0		
3951	Baron von Ratsworth	0		
3952	spinning monocle	0		
3953	mink	0		
3954	teddy butler	0		
3955	martini	0		
3956	crazy bastard sword	0		
3957	huge tin of caviar	0		
3958	prompt bejeweled cufflinks	0		Adventures: +3, Single Equip
3959	skewed strapping garish pinky ring	0		Muscle: +5
3960	Herculean designer sunglasses	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Single Equip
3961	Temple Grandin's opera glasses of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Familiar Weight: +7
3962	wobbly designer handbag	0		
3963	yellow Clan pool table	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-05"
3964	cell phone	0		Familiar Weight: +10
3965	colloidal cube of billiard chalk	0		Effect: "Buzzard Breath", Effect Duration: 29
3966	blinking ghostly miser's greasy hot-ass club of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3967	squat rosewater-soaked groovy beefy frigid-ass club	0		Muscle: +10, Moxie Percent: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3968	MacGyver's savvy creepy-ass club of Flo-Jo	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +100, Initiative: +100, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3969	deionized electrified unsweetened huge sizzling seal fat	0		Effect: "Boon of the War Snapper", Effect Duration: 52
3970	squat Van der Graaf Abyssal ember of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3971	improved frost-rimed seal hide	0		Effect: "On a Roll", Effect Duration: 31
3972	ribald wizardly seal spine	0		Mysticality: +25, Sleaze Damage: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3973	irradiated concentrated seal lube	0		Effect: "Mental A-cue-ity", Effect Duration: 13
3974	blurry stanky wicked mannequin leg	0		Spell Damage: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3975	jittery therapeutic banded padded tortoise	0		Damage Absorption: +100, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
3976	lard-coated padded tortoboggan	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
3977	painted turtle	0		
3978	painted shield of the brute of James Dean	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Experience (Moxie): +3
3979	huge sleeping wereturtle	0		
3980	blurry shell	0		
3981	torquoise	0		
3982	blinking mansplainer's torquoise ring of temperance	0		Monster Level: +15, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip
3983	dueling turtle	0		
3984	teal inspector's vibrating dueling banjo	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Item Drop: +15
3985	narrow soup turtle	0		
3986	cyan samurai turtle	0		
3987	squat smooth wizardly samurai turtle helmet	0		Mysticality: +25, Moxie: +15, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 6"
3988	turtle shell	0		
3989	turtle shell powder	0		
3990	experienced turtle shell helmet	0		Experience: +2, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 8"
3991	slime-soaked hypophysis	0		Skill: "Slimy Sinews"
3992	slime-soaked brain	0		Skill: "Slimy Synapses"
3993	squat slime-soaked sweat gland	0		Skill: "Slimy Shoulders"
3994	security blankie	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3995	bundle of chamoix	0		
3996	boxcar turtle	0		
3997	red dolphin whistle	0		
3998	metrognome	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3999	infant sandworm	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4000	bouncing string of dingle balls	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
4001	altered wobbly agua de vida	1	good	Effect: "Disdain of the Storm Tortoise", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2009-06"
4002	blue scorching Oprah's tortoboggan shield	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Hot Damage: +25
4003	ghostly bottle of moontan lotion	0		
4004	sizzling soup-chucks	0		Hot Damage: +10
4005	warmed enhanced teal ballast turtle	0		Effect: "Human-Elf Hybrid", Effect Duration: 15
4006	memory of some amino acids	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4007	memory of a C	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4008	spinning memory of an A	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4009	bouncing memory of a G	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4010	memory of a T	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4011	memory of a CA base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4012	memory of a CG base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4013	olive blurry memory of a CT base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4014	yellow memory of an AG base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4015	memory of an AT base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4016	maroon memory of a GT base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4017	squirming Slime larva	0		
4018	Tesla greaves	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 37"
4019	yellow undissolvable contact lenses	0		
4020	blinking Fonzie's piece of rebar of chilblains	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Cold Damage: +25
4021	tumbling Jeselnik's studded savvy shovel	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Damage Absorption: +80, Sleaze Damage: +25
4022	up-at-dawn necklace of the sweet-tooth of the cheetah	0		Candy Drop: +100, Initiative: +60, Adventures: +5
4023	spinning mirror Jack Frost's razor-sharp supercool speargun	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +50
4024	spinning careful healthy compass	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Monster Level: -10
4025	Usain Bolt's miser's scandalous helmet	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +10, Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy"
4026	bouncing bouncing forbidden lantern of wisdom of Flo-Jo	0		Mysticality: +15, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Initiative: +100
4027	prompt wholesome greaves of the cheetah	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Initiative: +60, Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 0.5xBarrr"
4028	gray frosty MacGyver's vibrating club	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +100, Cold Spell Damage: +10
4029	memory of a grappling hook	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4030	memory of a small stone block	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4031	memory of a stone block	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4032	blurry blinking memory of half a stone circle	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4033	squat mirror memory of a stone half-circle	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4034	ghostly memory of an iron key	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4035	shaking memory of a crystal	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4036	yellow caustic slime nodule	0		
4037	adequate slimy sweetbreads	3	good	
4038	perfectly mixed special watered-down slimy fermented bile bladder	2	EPIC	Effect: "Human-Goblin Hybrid", Effect Duration: 20
4039	altered wobbly slimy alveolus	1		
4040	shaking memory of a cultist's robe	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-06"
4041	skewed stanky brainy pig-iron helm	0		Mysticality: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 22", Last Available: "2009-06"
4042	scandalous pig-iron shinguards of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 1.5xFairy, cap 22", Last Available: "2009-06"
4043	pig-iron bracers of Tarzan of vim and vigor	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-06"
4044	wumpus hair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4045	wumpus-hair bolo	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4046	blurry wumpus-hair net	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4047	wumpus-hair whip of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2009-06"
4048	narrow spinning therapeutic Herculean wumpus-hair wig of the bloodbag	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum HP: +100, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-06"
4049	tumbling educational wumpus-hair loincloth of the cougar of the cheetah	0		Moxie: +20, Experience: +1, Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 5", Last Available: "2009-06"
4050	narrow shellacked educational wumpus-hair sweater	0		Experience: +1, Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2009-06"
4051	ruddy ring of teleportation	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Single Equip
4052	blurry glass of baboon milk	1	crappy	Last Available: "2009-06"
4053	banana milkshake	1	good	Last Available: "2009-06"
4054	bad White Hyborian	3	decent	Last Available: "2009-06"
4055	jittery blue flame-wreathed goblin hunting spear	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2009-06"
4056	maroon family-friendly wool goblin autoblowgun	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2009-06"
4057	ribald tribal beads	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2009-06"
4058	olive sharpshooter's wholesome stone fist	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2009-06"
4059	stone head of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2009-06"
4060	purple bouncing Indigo Party Invitation	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4061	Violet Hunt Invitation	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4062	huge Blue Milk Club Card	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4063	Mecha Mayhem Club Card	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4064	'Smuggler Shot First' Button	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4065	Spacefleet Communicator Badge	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4066	blinking Ruby Rod	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4067	skewed essence of heat	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4068	essence of kink	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4069	squat essence of	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4070	skewed spinning essence of stench	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4071	essence of fright	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4072	lime green essence of	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4073	Supreme Being Glossary	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4074	multi-pass	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4075	rock-hard villainous scythe of extreme caution	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Monster Level: -25, Slime Hates It: +2
4076	wobbly sizzling careful baneful bandolier	0		Monster Level: -10, Hot Damage: +10, Slime Hates It: +1
4077	mansplainer's deadly diabolical crossbow	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Monster Level: +15, Slime Hates It: +1
4078	bouncing pulsating Lo Pan's wicked malevolent medallion	0		Spell Damage: +5, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Slime Hates It: +1, Single Equip
4079	dangerous stylish corrosive cowl	0		Moxie: +25, Weapon Damage: +10, Slime Hates It: +1, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 0.5xFairy"
4080	greasy healthy grisly shield	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Slime Hates It: +1
4081	forbidden strapping corroded breeches	0		Muscle: +5, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Slime Hates It: +1, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato"
4082	narrow supercool pernicious cudgel	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Item Drop: +5, Slime Hates It: +1
4083	normal cyan ghostly cupcake-in-a-cup	4	good	Last Available: "2009-06"
4084	pool of liquid	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4085	moldy immense protein paste	10	crappy	Last Available: "2009-06"
4086	smelly Socratic cyber-mattock	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2009-06"
4087	facehugging alien	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4088	X-37 gun	0		Breakable, Last Available: "2009-06"
4089	quadruple-adjusted frozen neurostim pill	0		Effect: "Greased-Up Familiar", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2009-06"
4090	concentrated oxidized alkaline olive physiostim pill	0		Effect: "Phairly Pheromonal", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2009-06"
4091	bouncing slimy cyst	0		
4092	small slimy cyst	0		
4093	medium slimy cyst	0		
4094	slimy cyst	0		
4095	huge ruddy peawee marble	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40
4096	crafty brown crock marble	0		Maximum MP: +10
4097	China marble of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
4098	lime green Tesla lemonade marble	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
4099	bumblebee marble of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60
4100	toasty jet bennie marble	0		Hot Damage: +5
4101	upside-down beige clambroth marble of temperance of the businessman	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +50
4102	shaking MacGyver's steely marble	0		Maximum MP: +100
4103	beach ball marble of the pedagogue of dire peril of doom	0		Experience: +3, Weapon Damage: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
4104	Rosewater's catseye marble	0		Mysticality Percent: +30
4105	smelly bumboozer marble	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10
4106	Fonzie's chamoisole	0		Experience (Moxie): +1
4107	galvanized diffused cyan ghostly spinning bitter pill	0		Effect: "Kissed By Fire", Effect Duration: 29
4108	double-paned Sinatra's monstrous monocle	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4109	shaking frosty Newton's musty moccasins	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4110	upside-down lion tamer's weightlifter's molten medallion	0		Muscle: +15, Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4111	flame-wreathed therapeutic brazen bracelet	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4112	inspector's bitter bowtie of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4113	razor-sharp bewitching boots	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4114	secret from the future	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4115	moist sack	0		
4116	avaricious censurious smooth rickety unicycle	0		Moxie: +15, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip
4117	pulsating crafty wholesome quilted crusty hula hoop	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +10, Single Equip
4118	curative cool strapping Coily&trade;	0		Muscle: +5, Moxie: +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
4119	forbidden smartaleck's groovy school flying disc	0		Moxie Percent: 40, Spell Damage Percent: +50
4120	ruddy extremely unsafe dangerous lawn dart	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP Percent: +40
4121	wobbly Oprah's dance instructor's wagon of the detective	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Item Drop: +20
4122	spinning wad of slimy rags	0		
4123	family-friendly nippy rock-hard crown-shaped beanie	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Cold Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol"
4124	friendly Jim Carey's hopping socks of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Monster Level: +25, Familiar Weight: +3, Single Equip
4125	bouncing aromatic poodle skirt of the ox of the glutton	0		Muscle: +20, Stench Resistance: +1, Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
4126	blinking Annie Oakley's sinister letterman's jacket of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Spell Damage: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20
4127	double-paned deadly hardened slime hat of the sewer	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy"
4128	lime green ribald educational hardened slime pants of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Experience: +1, Sleaze Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato"
4129	squat sizzling crafty supercharged hardened slime belt	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +10, Hot Damage: +10, Single Equip
4130	spinning empty agua de vida bottle	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4131	altered maroon boot plant	1	decent	Last Available: "2009-06"
4132	irresponsibly strong tolerable sham champagne	6	good	Last Available: "2009-06"
4133	polarized aerosolized tempura air	0		Effect: "Aspect of the Twinklefairy", Effect Duration: 15
4134	tarnished altered upside-down gray huge pressurized potion of pneumaticity	0		Effect: "Omphalotus Omnipresence", Effect Duration: 16
4135	narrow moveable feast	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2009-11", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.35
4136	blurry Jeselnik's stanky dangerous personal trainer's Bag o' Tricks	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Weapon Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Open the Bag o' Tricks", Last Available: "2009-07"
4137	bouncing slime stack	0		
4138	blurry a rumpled paper strip	0		
4139	a creased paper strip	0		
4140	a folded paper strip	0		
4141	blurry a crinkled paper strip	0		
4142	a crumpled paper strip	0		
4143	a ragged paper strip	0		
4144	a ripped paper strip	0		
4145	up-at-dawn funny paper hat	0		Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 2"
4146	extra-concentrated sand	0		Effect: "Swimming with Sharks", Effect Duration: 56
4147	Sherlock's gravedigger's charged magnet	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2009-09"
4148	mirror stone sphere	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-09"
4149	upside-down quadroculars	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-09"
4150	lint	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4151	improved irradiated galvanized huge dubious peppermint	0		Effect: "Permafrosty", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2020-09"
4152	boiled Elvish delight	0		Effect: "Analog Drunk", Effect Duration: 54
4153	rockfish stomach	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4154	live lobster	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4155	wok lobster	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4156	pebbles	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4157	huge gravel	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4158	ghostly rock	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4159	rock lobster	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4160	artisanal practically non-alcoholic ghostly pebblebr&auml;u	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2009-09"
4161	normal rocky road ice cream	3	good	Last Available: "2009-09"
4162	extra-strength rubber bands	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4163	quantum olive children of the candy corn	0		Effect: "Chorale of Companionship", Effect Duration: 47
4164	alkaline diffused bouncing Good 'n' Slimy	0		Effect: "Healthy Bronze Glow", Effect Duration: 21
4165	gray upside-down scandalous fortified Staff of the Soupbone of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Damage Absorption: +60, Sleaze Damage: +5
4166	blinking Voluminous Radio Pants of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "2xGhoul, cap 37"
4167	Da Vinci's Voluminous Radio Hat	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul, cap 37"
4168	Voluminous Radio Sneakers of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Single Equip
4169	4-d camera	0		
4170	pulsating shaking 4-d camera	0		
4171	crystallized memory	0		
4172	red rock helmet of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xGhuol, cap 25"
4173	squat rock pants of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 25"
4174	toasty rock necklace	0		Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip
4175	spaghetti cult robe	0		
4176	sugar sheet	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4177	upside-down Tome of Sugar Shummoning	0		Free Pull, Skill: "Summon Sugar Sheets"
4178	flame-retardant sugar shotgun	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4179	blurry savvy sugar shillelagh	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4180	brainy sugar shank	0		Mysticality: +5, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4181	lime green double-paned arcane researcher's sugar chapeau of extreme caution	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Monster Level: -25, Cold Resistance: +5, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xVolley, 2xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-09"
4182	strapping sugar shorts	0		Muscle: +5, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-09"
4183	ghostly sugar shield	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4184	slime convention swag bag	0		
4185	slime convention flyers	0		
4186	slime convention coupons	0		
4187	flame-wreathed slime convention pin	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10
4188	spinning slime convention t-shirt	0		
4189	jittery tumbling inverse geode	0		
4190	control crystal	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4191	vibrating sugar shirt	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4192	sugar shard	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4193	bouncing resourceful rave visor	0		Maximum MP: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1.5xPotato, cap 37", Raveosity: +2
4194	Sherlock's baggy rave pants	0		Item Drop: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 37", Raveosity: +2
4195	fireproof pacifier necklace	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Raveosity: +2
4196	teal sea cowbell	0		
4197	sea	0		
4198	spinning jittery sea lasso	0		
4199	Sherlock's sea cowboy hat of vim and vigor of the cheetah	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Item Drop: +25, Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "1xLep"
4200	grouper fangirl	0		
4201	gill rings	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4202	urchin roe	0		
4203	narrow pet anemone	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4204	Mer-kin cheatsheet	0		
4205	Mer-kin wordquiz	0		
4206	jittery ghostly wool fortified brand new key	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Cold Resistance: +1
4207	scorching dorsal fin	0		Hot Damage: +25
4208	blurry skate skates	0		
4209	skate skin	0		
4210	roller skate decoy	0		
4211	mermaid's purse	0		
4212	green pulsating underwater slingshot	0		
4213	family-friendly occult skate blade	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +1
4214	spangly unitard	0		
4215	resourceful collapsible baton of Flo-Jo	0		Maximum MP: +50, Initiative: +100
4216	wobbly groupie lipstick	0		
4217	mirror groupie bra	0		
4218	non-frozen skewed upside-down groupie spangles	0		Effect: "Sharp Weapon", Effect Duration: 62
4219	Socratic skate board of extreme caution	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Monster Level: -25
4220	tumbling bouncing S.A.V.E. flyer	0		
4221	tumbling crafty yield shield	0		Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2009-09"
4222	map to the Skate Park	0		
4223	twirling squamous polyp	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4224	jittery unspeakable lozenges	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-10"
4225	roller skate doll	0		
4226	blinking dog trainer's Star of Bravery	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Single Equip
4227	hungover chauvinist pig	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-10"
4228	perfectly ordinary frog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-10"
4229	bouncing cyan amphibious tophat	0		Equips On: "Dancing Frog", Familiar Effect: "adventure underwater"
4230	bottle of Cochon Noir	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4231	ice skate decoy	0		
4232	ice skate doll	0		
4233	hacienda key	0		
4234	miser's pat&eacute; knife	0		Meat Drop: +10
4235	salt-shaker	0		
4236	can of sterno	0		
4237	cheese-slicer of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7
4238	rotten blurry beef jerky	3	crappy	
4239	rosy-cheeked pipe wrench	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30
4240	adjusted gun cleaning kit	0		Effect: "Low on the Hog", Effect Duration: 20
4241	inspector's sleep mask	0		Item Drop: +15, Blind, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 37"
4242	groovy sock garters	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Single Equip
4243	corrupted spinning mariachi toothpaste	0		Effect: "Cold Blooded", Effect Duration: 12
4244	tumbling inspector's leather-bound tome	0		Item Drop: +15
4245	bookmark	0		
4246	double-paned ivory cue ball	0		Cold Resistance: +5
4247	delicious decanter of fine Scotch	3	awesome	
4248	altered tumbling expensive cigar	1		
4249	red tophat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4250	fisherman's sack	0		
4251	fish-oil smoke bomb	0		
4252	liquefied moist energized vial of squid ink	0		Effect: "Libra Rising", Effect Duration: 27
4253	modified blinking potion of speed	0		Effect: "No Worries", Effect Duration: 47
4254	skewed bark	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4255	Wolfman Nardz	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4256	non-unsweetened sap	0		Effect: "Neuroplastici Tea", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2009-10"
4257	petrified wood	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4258	stale chocolate-covered scarab beetle	3	decent	Last Available: "2009-10"
4259	artisanal practically non-alcoholic mulled cider	1	super ultra mega EPIC	Last Available: "2009-10"
4260	wolfman mask	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-10"
4261	pumpkinhead mask	0		Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-10"
4262	mummy costume	0		Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-10"
4263	Ax of L'rose	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4264	sage bark boxers	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xVolley, cap 10", Last Available: "2009-10"
4265	wicked bark beret	0		Spell Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 2.5xLep, cap 10", Last Available: "2009-10"
4266	wobbly Tesla bark bracelet	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
4267	beefcake's Krakrox's Loincloth of incineration	0		Muscle: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 31"
4268	wobbly careful Galapagosian Cuisses of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -35, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, MP regen, cap 31"
4269	Angelhair Culottes of James Dean of the sewer	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Stench Damage: +25, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, 2xGhoul, cap 31"
4270	lightning-fast foul-smelling Newman's Own Trousers	0		Stench Damage: +10, Initiative: +40, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xPotato, cap 31"
4271	ghostly gray deadly Volartta's bellbottoms of the detective	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Item Drop: +20, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1.5xFairy, cap 31"
4272	family-friendly rosewater-soaked Lederhosen of the Night	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xGhuol, cap 31"
4273	adjusted bouncing ribbon candy	0		Effect: "Wintry Breath", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2020-09"
4274	blinking Underworld acorn	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-10"
4275	ghostly Underworld trunk	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4276	maroon mansplainer's personal trainer's savvy Underworld truncheon	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2009-10"
4277	auspicious MacGyver's wicked Staff of the Woodfire	0		Spell Damage: +5, Maximum MP: +100, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2009-10"
4278	spinning nippy groovy Underworld flail of Gandalf	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2009-10"
4279	Mer-kin cancerstick	0		
4280	Mer-kin sawdust	0		
4281	miser's frightening Mer-kin bunwig	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley"
4282	horrifying studded crappy Mer-kin mask of the brazier	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +25, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xBarrr"
4283	Socratic crappy Mer-kin tailpiece of the detective	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy"
4284	ghostly Usain Bolt's Jack Frost's manspreader's Mer-kin gladiator mask	0		Monster Level: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +80, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr"
4285	tumbling green asbestos-lined wicked Mer-kin scholar mask of vim and vigor	0		Spell Damage: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Hot Resistance: +5, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "cold atk"
4286	therapeutic boxer's Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece of the sweet-tooth	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Candy Drop: +100, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy"
4287	dog trainer's Mer-kin scholar tailpiece of dire peril of the bloodbag	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum HP: +100, Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xFairy"
4288	Sherlock's Mer-kin headguard of courage of the glutton	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +25, Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk"
4289	maroon smelly Mer-kin waistrope	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10
4290	Sherlock's educational Mer-kin facecowl of Gandalf	0		Experience: +1, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Item Drop: +25
4291	jittery stanky Mer-kin thighguard	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25
4292	jittery lightning-fast curative Mer-kin dodgeball of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Initiative: +40, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ball Bust", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ball Sweat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ball Sack"
4293	tumbling manspreader's Mer-kin dragnet of the sewer of doom	0		Monster Level: +10, Stench Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Net Gain", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Net Loss", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Net Neutrality"
4294	prompt rosy-cheeked Samson's Mer-kin switchblade	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Adventures: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blade Sling", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blade Roller", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blade Runner"
4295	crystal orb of spirit wrangling	0		
4296	depleted uranium seal figurine	0		
4297	blurry Van der Graaf strapping Ass-Stompers of Violence of Leguizamo	0		Muscle: +5, Monster Level: +20, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Stomp Ass"
4298	asbestos-lined stiffened Brand of Violence of chilblains	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Cold Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Brand"
4299	zippy horrifying chilly Novelty Belt Buckle of Violence	0		Cold Damage: +5, Spooky Damage: +25, Initiative: +20, Single Equip
4300	ghostly lightning-fast smartaleck's Lens of Violence of Flo-Jo	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Initiative: 140, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Violent Gaze", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr"
4301	stylish Pigsticker of Violence of extreme caution of courage	0		Moxie: +25, Monster Level: -25, Spooky Resistance: +3
4302	pulsating Jack Frost's dance instructor's Jodhpurs of Violence of the early riser	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Adventures: +7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Mosh", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato"
4303	lard-coated medical-grade strapping Cold Stone of Hatred	0		Muscle: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Chilling Grip"
4304	chaotic shellacked Girdle of Hatred of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Damage Reduction: 7, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tighten Girdle"
4305	fireproof ruddy Staff of Simmering Hatred of the cheetah	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Hot Resistance: +3, Initiative: +60
4306	banded Da Vinci's smooth Pantaloons of Hatred	0		Moxie: +15, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Damage Absorption: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "[7156]Static Shock", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xVolley"
4307	mirror medical-grade Socratic Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred of the empath	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Familiar Weight: +5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
4308	supercharged savvy Lens of Hatred of Flo-Jo	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Initiative: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Hateful Gaze", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xBarrr"
4309	clever hardened Treads of Loathing of the sweet-tooth	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum MP: +20, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip, Cloathing
4310	lightning-fast fortified Scepter of Loathing of doom	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +40, Cloathing
4311	steel-toed Belt of Loathing of the ox of Tarzan	0		Muscle: +20, Experience (Muscle): +3, Damage Reduction: 9, Single Equip, Cloathing
4312	mirror knitted dance instructor's Goggles of Loathing of the early riser	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Adventures: +7, Cloathing, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 1.5xBarrr"
4313	squat supercharged deadly stylish Stick-Knife of Loathing	0		Moxie: +25, Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Cloathing
4314	huge Annie Oakley's boxer's Jeans of Loathing of horror	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Cloathing, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
4315	stiffened Annual Ascot	0		Damage Reduction: 1
4316	scandalous manspreader's Sledgehammer of the V&aelig;lkyr of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -15, Sleaze Damage: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bashing Slam Smash"
4317	Samson's Flail of the Seven Aspects of the pedagogue of extreme caution	0		Experience: +3, Experience (Muscle): +5, Monster Level: -25, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Turtle of Seven Tails"
4318	crafty Wrath of the Capsaician Pastalords of the scaredy-cat of the brazier	0		Maximum MP: +10, Monster Level: -15, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Pastamancer", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Noodles of Fire"
4319	squat Jack Frost's healthy Sinatra's Windsor Pan of the Source	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Sauceror", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Saucemageddon"
4320	chaotic brainy Seeger's Unstoppable Banjo of the glutton	0		Mysticality: +5, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Food Drop: +100, Class: "Disco Bandit", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Funk Bluegrass Fusion"
4321	Annie Oakley's supercharged smooth The Trickster's Trikitixa of temperance	0		Moxie: +15, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Extreme High Note"
4322	frightening toasty Annie Oakley's Claw of the Infernal Seal	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +5, Spooky Damage: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip
4323	up-at-dawn Jeselnik's electrified Garter of the Turtle Poacher	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Adventures: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Single Equip
4324	auspicious careful Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	0		Monster Level: -10, Item Drop: +10, Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip
4325	nippy occult wizardly Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	0		Mysticality: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Cold Damage: +10, Class: "Sauceror", Single Equip
4326	blinking hardened fortified sinister Bling of the New Wave	0		Spell Damage: +10, Damage Absorption: +60, Damage Reduction: 3, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip, Extra Pickpocket
4327	zippy executive inspector's La Hebilla del Cintur&oacute;n de Lopez	0		Item Drop: +15, Meat Drop: +40, Initiative: +20, Class: "Accordion Thief", Single Equip
4328	suspicious stocking	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-12"
4329	bag of many confections	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4330	stale candy kneecapping stick	3	decent	Last Available: "2009-12"
4331	rotten pulsating licorice garrote	3	crappy	Last Available: "2009-12"
4332	twirling candy knuckles of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2009-12"
4333	flavorless jawbruiser	4	decent	Last Available: "2010-12"
4334	moist boiled chocolate car	0		Effect: "Analog Drunk", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2009-12"
4335	beefcake's plastic 11 Dealer	0		Muscle: +25, Last Available: "2009-12"
4336	squat foul-smelling plastic Crimbo Casino	0		Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2009-12"
4337	lime green rosy-cheeked plastic stocking mimic	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2009-12"
4338	plastic Don Crimbo of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2009-12"
4339	plastic Crimbomination of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2009-12"
4340	dry polarized tumbling Piddles	0		Effect: "Ancestral Disapproval", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2009-12"
4341	tarnished ghostly BitterSweetTarts	0		Effect: "Yes, Can Haz", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2009-12"
4342	nitrogenated Polka Pop	0		Effect: "Frog In Your Throat", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2009-12"
4343	Crimbuck	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4344	Crimbo wreath	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4345	string of Crimbo lights	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4346	plastic Crimbo reindeer	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4347	huge gingerbread house	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4348	leftover Crimbo rations	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4349	fortified snow hat	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2009-12"
4350	upside-down green careful snow pants	0		Monster Level: -10, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2009-12"
4351	snow belly of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-12"
4352	cyan pile of loose snow	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4353	red Crimbough	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4354	bouncing skewed A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	0		Skill: "Holiday Weight Gain", Last Available: "2009-12"
4355	blurry A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	0		Skill: "Jingle Bells", Last Available: "2009-12"
4356	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	0		Skill: "Candyblast", Last Available: "2009-12"
4357	teal upside-down A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	0		Skill: "Surge of Icing", Last Available: "2009-12"
4358	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	0		Skill: "Stealth Mistletoe", Last Available: "2009-12"
4359	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	0		Skill: "Cringle's Curative Carol", Last Available: "2009-12"
4360	normal expired can of franks 'n' beans	3	good	Last Available: "2009-12"
4361	triple-distilled perfectly mixed expired bottle of peppermint schnapps	7	EPIC	Last Available: "2009-12"
4362	snow halo	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4363	elf resistance button	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4364	non-flattened teal elven suicide capsule	0		Effect: "Moon'd", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2009-12"
4365	thick spoiled penguin focaccia bread	5	crappy	Last Available: "2009-12"
4366	artisanal special weak herringcello	2	EPIC	Effect: "Blessing of Bulbazinalli", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2009-12"
4367	artisanal fortified blurry elven cellocello	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2009-12"
4368	wrench handle	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4369	handful of headless bolts	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4370	bottle of agitprop ink	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4371	spinning handful of wires	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4372	pulsating chunk of cement	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4373	grappling hook	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4374	elf ear	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4375	spiraling shape	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4376	olive Crimbomination Contraption	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4377	throwing wrench of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2009-12"
4378	wobbly pulsating padded pair of bolt cutters	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Last Available: "2009-12"
4379	squat jittery poison pen of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2009-12"
4380	upside-down Usain Bolt's speed limit shield	0		Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2009-12"
4381	blurry shellacked Fonzie's live wire	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2009-12"
4382	huge upside-down reassuring cool misfit dolly	0		Moxie: +5, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2009-12"
4383	stiffened baleful misfit hobby horse	0		Spell Damage: +25, Damage Reduction: 1, Last Available: "2009-12"
4384	Usain Bolt's misfit teddy bear of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2009-12"
4385	dance instructor's arcane researcher's pocketwatch on a chain	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Last Available: "2009-12"
4386	wobbly coward's cement sandals of the sewer	0		Monster Level: -20, Stench Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-12"
4387	blinking padded night-vision goggles of the early riser	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-12"
4388	passable elf mask	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-12"
4389	huge peanut brittle shield of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Last Available: "2009-12"
4390	blurry lard-coated friendly Red Rover BB gun	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2009-12"
4391	tumbling Socratic red-and-green sweater	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "[7094]Static Shock", Last Available: "2009-12"
4392	yellow Crimbo Candy Cookbook	0		Skill: "Summon Crimbo Candy", Last Available: "2009-12"
4393	adjusted Vulcanized Crimbo peppermint bark	0		Effect: "Texas Elegance", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2009-12"
4394	nitrogenated triple-corrupted vacuum-sealed gray upside-down Crimbo fudge	0		Effect: "Limber as Mortimer", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2009-12"
4395	magnetized ionized spinning Crimbo pecan	0		Effect: "Crimbo Epiphany", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2009-12"
4396	Jack-in-the-box	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4397	crank handle	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4398	lime green cheese ball	0		Last Available: "2010-01"
4399	blurry thinker's cheese sword	0		Mysticality: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4400	skewed shellacked cheese diaper	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4401	ghostly razor-sharp cheese wheel	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4402	mirror hardy cheese eye	0		Maximum HP: +50, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Give Your Opponent the Stinkeye", Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4403	huge flame-retardant smartaleck's Staff of Queso Escusado of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Moxie Percent: +30, Hot Resistance: +1, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4405	shaking foreign box	0		
4406	The Art of Slapfighting	0		Class: "Seal Clubber", Skill: "Iron Palm Technique", Last Available: "2010-06"
4407	Uncle Romulus	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer", Skill: "Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin", Last Available: "2010-03"
4408	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Skill: "Stringozzi Serpent", Last Available: "2010-04"
4409	Zu Mannk&auml;se Dienen	0		Class: "Sauceror", Skill: "K&auml;seso&szlig;esturm", Last Available: "2010-01"
4410	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	0		Class: "Disco Bandit", Skill: "Kung Fu Hustler", Last Available: "2011-01"
4411	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	0		Class: "Accordion Thief", Skill: "Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration", Last Available: "2010-02"
4412	half-sized bland jittery quantum taco	0	???	Last Available: "2010-10"
4413	lousy Schr&ouml;dinger's thermos	0	???	Last Available: "2010-04"
4414	colorful plastic ball	0		Last Available: "2010-01"
4415	mirror fireproof sealhide hood	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 40"
4416	sealhide leggings of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 40"
4417	narrow Jim Carey's sealhide cloak	0		Monster Level: +25
4418	sealhide buckler of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25
4419	sealhide whip of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20
4420	nasty sealhide moccasins	0		Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip
4421	shaking brawny sealhide gloves	0		Muscle Percent: +20
4422	sealhide belt of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15
4423	sealhide snare	0		
4424	puzzling trophy	0		
4425	enhanced denatured sealhide seal doll	0		Effect: "L'instinct F&eacute;lin", Effect Duration: 46
4426	olive hymnal	0		Skill: "Canticle of Carboloading"
4428	blurry blue thinker's glowstick on a string	0		Mysticality: +10, Raveosity: +1
4429	upside-down razor-sharp candy necklace	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Single Equip, Raveosity: +1
4430	upside-down asbestos-lined teddybear backpack	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Raveosity: +1
4431	NPZR chemistry set	0		Last Available: "2011-08"
4432	alkaline ionized invisibility potion	0		Effect: "Squid Squint", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2011-08"
4433	flattened wet blurry irresistibility potion	0		Effect: "Flaming Weapon", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2011-08"
4434	adjusted galvanized irritability potion	0		Effect: "Pisces in the Skyces", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2011-08"
4436	upside-down mirror cube	0		Last Available: "2011-02"
4438	tumbling hellseal whisker	0		
4439	hellseal claw	0		
4440	prompt guard turtle shell	0		Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 40"
4441	Oprah's crowbar	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50
4442	twirling gray groovy spaghetti cult rosary	0		Moxie Percent: +10
4443	spinning mirror yellow executive spaghetti cult mask	0		Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 38"
4444	guard turtle collar	0		Familiar Damage: +10
4445	lion tamer's spangly mariachi pants	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, 2xPotato, cap 37"
4446	twirling savvy spangly mariachi vest of the detective	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Item Drop: +20
4447	dance instructor's spangly sombrero	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, 2xPotato, cap 37"
4448	dehydrated blurry skewed Instant Karma	1	awesome	Effect: "Weapon of Mass Destruction", Effect Duration: 25
4449	painting of a landscape	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4450	squat tumbling map to The Landscaper's Lair	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4451	Rosewater's pointy hat	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 27", Last Available: "2010-04"
4452	machetito of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Last Available: "2010-04"
4453	arcane researcher's lawnmower blade	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Last Available: "2010-04"
4454	spinning grass clippings	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
4455	The Landscaper's leafblower of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2010-04"
4456	snowball	0		
4457	blurry ghostly snailmail bits	0		
4458	pulsating Van der Graaf boxer's snailmail coif	0		Muscle Percent: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 41"
4459	green deadly snailmail breeches of the bloodbag	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum HP: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 0.5xFairy, cap 41"
4460	upside-down wobbly hardy snailmail hauberk of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum HP: +50
4461	tarnished skewed olive seal-brain elixir	0		Effect: "Swimming Head", Effect Duration: 14
4462	dry super-liquefied maroon mirror chocolate seal-clubbing club	0		Effect: "Goldentongue", Effect Duration: 44
4463	double-vacuum-sealed wet boiled wobbly chocolate turtle totem	0		Effect: "Stogied", Effect Duration: 37
4464	anodized chocolate pasta spoon	0		Effect: "Memory of Attractiveness", Effect Duration: 50
4465	quadruple-tarnished nitrogenated gray tumbling chocolate saucepan	0		Effect: "Sugar High", Effect Duration: 39
4466	diffused quantum cyan chocolate disco ball	0		Effect: "Super-Electrified", Effect Duration: 42
4467	galvanized ionized chocolate stolen accordion	0		Effect: "Fruited", Effect Duration: 50
4468	Libram of BRICKOs	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-02", Skill: "Summon BRICKOs"
4469	BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4470	bouncing BRICKO eye brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4471	BRICKO hat of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2010-02"
4472	mirror veiny BRICKO pants	0		Maximum HP: +10, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 2xLep, 1xPotato, cap 22", Last Available: "2010-02"
4473	studded BRICKO sword	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Last Available: "2010-02"
4474	blurry BRICKO ooze	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4475	narrow BRICKO bat	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4476	wobbly BRICKO oyster	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4477	BRICKO turtle	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4478	skewed BRICKO elephant	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4479	narrow BRICKO octopus	0		Last Available: "2010-02", Wiki Name: "BRICKO octopus (item)"
4480	yellow twirling BRICKO python	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4481	BRICKO vacuum cleaner	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4482	BRICKO airship	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4483	BRICKO cathedral	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4484	BRICKO gargantuchicken	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4485	BRICKO pyramid	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4486	BRICKO pearl	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4487	BRICKO bulwark of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2010-02"
4488	mirror BRICKO trunk	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4489	tumbling gilded BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4490	gilded BRICKO chalice	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4491	BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4492	lime green BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4493	broken BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4494	BRICKO reactor	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4495	BRICKO egg	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4496	yellow extra-heavy BRICKO brick	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-02"
4497	polymerized purple recording of The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	0		Effect: "Mystic Circle", Effect Duration: 63
4498	nitrogenated moist recording of Benetton's Medley of Diversity	0		Effect: "Tin, Man", Effect Duration: 12
4499	super-Vulcanized olive recording of Elron's Explosive Etude	0		Effect: "Puddingskin", Effect Duration: 51
4500	warmed double-galvanized recording of Chorale of Companionship	0		Effect: "Clyde's Blessing", Effect Duration: 16
4501	polymerized recording of Prelude of Precision	0		Effect: "The Power of Negative Thinking", Effect Duration: 20
4502	corrupted dry jittery recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad	0		Effect: "Hobo Flavor", Effect Duration: 17
4503	altered polarized spinning recording of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	0		Effect: "Broberry Brotality", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2010-02"
4504	jittery avaricious fireproof heart of the volcano	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +30
4505	polymerized electrified twirling Northern pemmican	0		Effect: "Flower Power", Effect Duration: 13
4506	puzzling ribbon	0		
4507	Clan looking glass	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-03"
4508	tarnished narrow &quot;DRINK ME&quot; potion	0		Effect: "Saucemastery", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2010-03"
4509	spinning tumbling reflection of a map	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4510	tasty walrus ice cream	4	awesome	Last Available: "2010-03"
4511	big decent enchanted blurry beautiful soup	5	good	Effect: "Hagg-ard", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2010-03"
4512	eggman noodles	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4513	gray Vial of <i>jus de larmes</i>	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4514	flavorless mirror Humpty Dumplings	3	decent	Last Available: "2010-03"
4515	moldy Lobster <i>qua</i> Grill	4	crappy	Last Available: "2010-03"
4516	drinkable narrow missing wine	4	good	Last Available: "2010-03"
4517	low-calorie bland shaking matter custard	1	decent	Last Available: "2010-03"
4518	frozen quantum pickled pulsating comfit?	0		Effect: "Sweet Nostalgia", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2010-03"
4519	wobbly ittah bittah hookah	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-03"
4520	reassuring slick flamingo mallet	0		Moxie: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2010-03"
4521	croquet hedgehog	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4522	spinning Tiger-lily's milk	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2010-03"
4523	shellacked personal trainer's eye of the Tiger-lily	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2010-03"
4524	shaking ghostly wicked thinker's wig	0		Mysticality: +10, Spell Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 17", Last Available: "2010-03"
4525	rotten small donut	2	crappy	Last Available: "2010-03"
4526	spoiled bucket of honey	3	crappy	Last Available: "2010-03"
4527	Annie Oakley's elephant stinger of temperance	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2010-03"
4528	moldy dragon snaps	3	crappy	Last Available: "2010-03"
4529	avaricious snapdragon pistil of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2010-03"
4530	upside-down puff of smoke	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4531	delicious huge lime green rook cookie	6	awesome	Last Available: "2010-03"
4532	flavorless bishop cookie	4	decent	Last Available: "2010-03"
4533	huge moldy tumbling knight cookie	9	crappy	Last Available: "2010-03"
4534	bite-sized delicious king cookie	1	awesome	Last Available: "2010-03"
4535	normal queen cookie	3	good	Effect: "Towering Strength", Last Available: "2010-03"
4536	fairy-worn boots	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-08"
4537	squat educational insane tophat	0		Experience: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 7", Last Available: "2010-03"
4538	flame-wreathed helm of the knight of the sewer	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 15", Last Available: "2010-03"
4539	cyan Jack Frost's Sinatra's wristwatch of the knight	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-03", Nonstackable Watch
4540	trousers of the knight of mayonnaise of bravery	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2.5xPotato, 2xLep, cap 15", Last Available: "2010-03"
4541	blinking lime green experienced tophat	0		Experience: +2, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 25"
4542	therapeutic tie	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
4543	hardy tuxedo pants	0		Maximum HP: +50, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 25"
4544	porpoise	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4545	pocketwatch	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4546	tumbling bandersnatch	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4547	pulsating jittery caterpillar	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4548	huge walrus	0		Last Available: "2010-03", Synergetic
4549	carpenter	0		Last Available: "2010-03", Synergetic
4550	fuchsia narrow dodo	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4551	squat detour shield of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2010-03"
4552	left parenthesis	0		
4553	shaking gray lowercase a	0		
4554	red percent sign	0		
4555	left bracket	0		
4556	right parenthesis	0		
4557	ghostly dollar sign	0		
4558	equal sign	0		
4559	record album	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4560	map to Professor Jacking's laboratory	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4561	huge squat can of depilatory cream	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4562	squat hair of the calf	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4563	smooth practically non-alcoholic world's most unappetizing beverage	1	awesome	Last Available: "2010-04"
4564	teal slippery when wet shield of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2010-04"
4565	rotten raisin	3	crappy	Last Available: "2010-04"
4566	fly glasses	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2010-04"
4567	flyest of shirts of vim and vigor of terror	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2010-04"
4568	flavorless half-sized a dance upon the palate	2	decent	Last Available: "2010-04"
4569	bland prehistoric meteorite jawbreaker	3	decent	Last Available: "2010-04"
4570	teal Crazyleg's razor	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4571	moldy blinking squirmy violent party snack	4	crappy	Last Available: "2010-04"
4572	huge vibrating can-you-dig-it?	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2010-04"
4573	The Legendary Beat	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4574	skewed panicked kernel	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-04"
4575	skewed bugged beanie	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2010-04"
4576	bugged balaclava	0		Monster Level: +20, Equips On: "Baby Bugged Bugbear", Last Available: "2010-04"
4577	bugged b&Atilde;&para;n&plusmn;&Atilde;&copy;t	0		Food Drop: +5, Pants Drop: +5, Candy Drop: +5, Equips On: "Baby Bugged Bugbear", Last Available: "2010-04"
4578	blinking meat st&permil;&iquest;bing club	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4579	energized Knob G&Atilde;&para;blin l&Atilde;&sup2;ve potion	0		Effect: "Yuletide Mutations", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2010-04"
4580	shaking school Mafi<i>a kni</i>cke&frac12;&aelig; of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2010-04"
4581	stanky brawny T&Icirc;&curren;&loz;lisman of Bai&oslash;&Dagger;	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2010-04", Wiki Name: "Bugged baio"
4582	fat bottom quark	0		Last Available: "2010-05"
4583	cyan tumbling blinking glob of skin	0		
4584	delicious red ghostly six wedges of goat cheese	3	awesome	
4585	mirror huge collection of objects	0		
4586	purple tumbling boulder	0		
4587	yellow goth	0		
4588	maroon brown pixel	0		
4589	supercool pixel whip	0		Moxie Percent: +20
4590	censurious pixel chain whip	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2010-07"
4591	savvy pixel morning star	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Last Available: "2010-07"
4592	blinking pixel orb	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4593	pixellated moneybag	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4594	pixel cross	0		
4595	fuchsia pixel holy water	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4596	lime green map to Vanya's Castle	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4597	8-Bit Power magazine	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4598	pixel stopwatch	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4599	bottle opener	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4600	jittery map to the Kegger in the Woods	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4601	mediocre squat plastic cup of beer	4	decent	Last Available: "2010-06"
4602	jittery orquette's phone number	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4603	bronze handcuffs	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4604	pulsating spinning keg	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4605	tumbling rosewater-soaked scandalous bottle of Goldschn&ouml;ckered	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Goldensh&ouml;wer", Last Available: "2010-06"
4606	adequate ghostly sun-dried tofu	4	good	Effect: "Deadened palate", Effect Duration: 1, Last Available: "2010-08"
4607	hand-crafted soyburger juice	4	EPIC	Effect: "Oversaturated Palate", Effect Duration: 1, Last Available: "2010-08"
4608	upside-down respected companion biscuit	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4609	essential tofu	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4610	moist essential soy	0		Effect: "Berry Thorny", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2010-08"
4611	frozen essential cameraderie	0		Effect: "Joyful Resolve", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2010-08"
4612	skewed souvenir drawing	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4613	wobbly mirror map to the Magic Commune	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4614	squat personal trainer's Crown of Thrones	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-05"
4615	bad Cinco Mayo Lager	3	decent	Last Available: "2010-05"
4616	Underworld sapling	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4617	pruning shears	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4618	purple plastic cup of flat beer	0		
4619	frisbee	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4620	motorcycle	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-06"
4621	red Game Grid token	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4622	Game Grid ticket	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4623	vacuum-sealed chocolate-covered caviar	0		Effect: "Stopping to Smell the Flowers", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2020-09"
4624	flavorless pawn cookie	3	decent	Last Available: "2010-06"
4625	compressed gray coffee pixie stick	1	decent	Effect: "Floundering", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2010-06"
4626	mirror superduperball	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4627	spinning blinking finger cuffs	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4628	blurry parachute guy	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4629	upside-down chaotic plastic spider ring	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shoot Web", Last Available: "2010-06"
4630	plastic kazoo of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2010-06"
4631	Sherlock's inflatable baseball bat	0		Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2010-06"
4632	blinking frosty dog trainer's googly-star hat	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2010-06"
4633	shellacked Herculean googly-ball hat	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2010-06"
4634	ribald googly-heart hat of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2010-06"
4635	mirror upside-down inspector's sinister super-sweet boom box	0		Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +15, Four Songs, Last Available: "2010-06"
4636	red Game Grid valued membership card	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4637	smelly shellacked Socratic sinister demon mask	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Damage Reduction: 7, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2010-06"
4638	shaking scorching occult streetfighting champion's belt of the blizzard	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-06"
4639	narrow Da Vinci's Space Trip safety headphones of James Dean of the sweet-tooth	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Experience (Moxie): +3, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-06"
4640	shaking supercharged LARP carp	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30
4641	Sinatra's KoL Con Six Pack of the cheetah	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Initiative: +60
4642	ribald Gregarious Gregorian Smock	0		Sleaze Damage: +10
4643	rxr shield of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2010-06"
4644	wobbly censurious fireproof Juju Mojo Mask of the cheetah	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-07"
4645	mansplainer's space trooper helmet	0		Monster Level: +15, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 2"
4646	wobbly zippy chilly Lo Pan's Meteoid ice beam	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Cold Damage: +5, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2011-12"
4647	prompt chilly Dungeon Fist gauntlet of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Cold Damage: +5, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2011-06"
4648	narrow Schmalz's First Prize Beer	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4649	chiptune guitar	0		Item Drop: +25, Equips On: "Mini-Hipster", Familiar Effect: "item drop"
4650	blinking fixed-gear bicycle	0		Experience: +3, Equips On: "Mini-Hipster", Familiar Effect: "stats"
4651	shaking ironic moustache	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Familiar Effect: "+10 lbs"
4652	blurry stylish ironic knit cap of horror	0		Moxie: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 10"
4653	ironic sunglasses	0		Single Equip, Thorns: 1
4654	ghostly ironic battle spoon of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25
4655	upside-down zippy strapping ironic jogging shorts of doom	0		Muscle: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 6xGhuol, cap 10"
4656	mole skin notebook of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30
4657	tumbling pair of jeans	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4658	map to Ellsbury's Claim	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4659	blackberry galoshes of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip
4660	Sherlock's Annie Oakley's trout fang	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2010-09"
4661	yummy immense ghostly poisonous caviar	9	awesome	Last Available: "2010-09"
4662	electrified wet venom duct	0		Effect: "Poker Faced", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2010-09"
4663	upside-down Ellsbury's journal	0		Skill: "Unaccompanied Miner", Last Available: "2010-09"
4664	gray deadly Ellsbury's skull of the scaredy-cat	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2010-09"
4665	careful hot plate	0		Monster Level: -10, Thorns: 1
4666	supercharged beefy imp unity ring	0		Muscle: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +30
4667	Victor, the Insult Comic Hellhound Puppet of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50
4668	observational glasses of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25
4669	supercharged hilarious comedy prop	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30
4670	beer-scented teddy bear	0		
4671	artisanal booze-soaked cherry	3	EPIC	
4672	comfy pillow	0		
4673	spoiled blue squat marshmallow	3	crappy	
4674	massive rotten blurry sponge cake	9	crappy	
4675	hand-crafted fortified gin-soaked blotter paper	5	EPIC	
4676	tree-holed coin	0		
4677	unearthed volcanic meteoroid	0		Skill: "Volcanometeor Showeruption", Last Available: "2011-12"
4678	tumbling unearthed potsherd	0		
4679	upside-down volcanic ash	0		
4680	tumbling smoked potsherd	0		
4681	pottery shield of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2010-09"
4682	dog trainer's arcane researcher's pottery hat	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 11", Last Available: "2010-09"
4683	scandalous toasty pottery training pants	0		Hot Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xGhuol, cap 12", Last Available: "2010-09"
4684	pottery club of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Last Available: "2010-09"
4685	gray rock-hard pottery yo-yo	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Last Available: "2010-09"
4686	jittery jittery teal pottery barn owl figurine	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4687	fossilized bat skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4688	cyan fossilized serpent skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4689	pulsating fossilized baboon skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4690	fossilized wyrm skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4691	fossilized wing	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4692	purple fossilized limb	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4693	fossilized torso	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4694	fossilized spine	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4695	affordable teak perch	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-09"
4696	wobbly brainy Greatest American Pants of Gandalf of doom	0		Mysticality: +5, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 2.5xBarrr, 2xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2010-09"
4697	ghostly clever fossilized necklace	0		Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2010-09"
4698	imp air	0		
4699	bus pass	0		
4700	fossilized spike	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4701	teal waterlogged crate	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4702	ghostly archaeologing shovel	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4703	cyan Socratic red-hot medallion	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-09"
4704	lime green mirror fossilized demon skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4705	fossilized spider skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4706	sinister tablet	0		
4707	jittery E-Z Cook&trade; oven	0		
4708	My First Shaker&trade;	0		
4709	gray hippo tutu	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
4710	narrow immense ballet shoes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4711	jittery sweatpants	0		Familiar Effect: "8xPotato, cap 2"
4712	GameInformPowerDailyPro subscription card	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-02"
4713	popsicle stick	0		
4714	stale lemon popsicle	4	decent	
4715	jumbo decent narrow popsicle	5	good	
4716	decent tiny wobbly strawberry popsicle	1	good	
4717	gigantic adequate liver popsicle	9	good	
4718	jittery Jack Frost's mariachi hat	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
4719	crafty Hollandaise helmet	0		Maximum MP: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
4720	organ grinder	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4721	microwave stogie	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4722	special spoiled squat liver and let pie	4	crappy	Effect: "Spirit Bubble", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2010-10"
4723	miniature bland olive badass pie	2	decent	Last Available: "2010-10"
4724	big spoiled shoo-fish pie	5	crappy	Last Available: "2010-10"
4725	tasty piping organ pie	3	awesome	Last Available: "2010-10"
4726	big rotten maroon igloo pie	5	crappy	Last Available: "2010-10"
4727	normal stomach turnover	4	good	Last Available: "2010-10"
4728	flavorless super-sized dead lights pie	5	decent	Last Available: "2010-10"
4729	spoiled throbbing organ pie	4	crappy	Last Available: "2010-10"
4730	electrified stop shield	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4731	nest egg	0		
4732	sleeping piano cat	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4733	kitty sheet music	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4734	bouncing rehearsing dramatic hedgehog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4735	narrow prop sword	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4736	tangle of rat tails	0		
4737	boxer's beer-soaked mop	0		Muscle Percent: +10
4738	triple-distilled delicious mirror tumbling day-old beer	8	awesome	
4739	watered-down mediocre plain beer	2	decent	
4740	drinkable fortified overpriced &quot;imported&quot; beer	5	good	
4741	squat smiling rat	0		
4742	rat tooth polish	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4743	bone chips	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4744	flattened energized PlexiPips	0		Effect: "Larger", Effect Duration: 24
4745	alkaline huge Wax Flask	0		Effect: "Towering Strength", Effect Duration: 21
4746	alkaline super-deionized teal Pain Dip	0		Effect: "Memento Moir&eacute;", Effect Duration: 15
4747	small flavorless bone meal	2	decent	Last Available: "2010-10"
4748	tolerable bone aperitif	4	good	Last Available: "2010-10"
4749	bouncing bonerang of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2010-10"
4750	sharpshooter's bone and arrows	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2010-10"
4751	narrow yellow boning knife of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2010-10"
4752	spinning bone crusher of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2010-10"
4753	fortified bone spurs	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-10"
4754	wicked smooth bonedanna	0		Moxie: +15, Spell Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 30", Last Available: "2010-10"
4755	toasty boneana hammock of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Hot Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xVolley, cap 30", Last Available: "2010-10"
4756	bag of bones	0		Last Available: "2010-10"
4757	twirling Stabonic scroll	0		Last Available: "2010-10"
4758	diffused unsweetened huge upside-down candy skeleton	0		Effect: "Serenity", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2020-09"
4759	Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4760	packet of pumpkin seeds	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4761	pumpkin	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4762	huge pumpkin	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4763	decent maroon pumpkin pie	3	good	Last Available: "2010-11"
4764	drinkable pumpkin beer	4	good	Last Available: "2010-11"
4765	warmed dry pumpkin juice	0		Effect: "Leo Rising", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2010-11"
4766	pumpkin bomb	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4767	dance instructor's shin gourds of Flo-Jo	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Initiative: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-11"
4768	coward's quilted Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Damage Absorption: +40, Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2010-11"
4769	pumpkin carriage	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4770	yellow Desert Bus pass	0		
4771	ghostly ginormous pumpkin	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4804	Essence of Annoyance	0		Skill: "Summon Annoyance"
4805	blurry bouncing Unmotivator: Crashed Orca	0		Free Pull
4806	Unmotivator: Success Warrior	0		Free Pull
4807	Unmotivator: Crashed Meat Car	0		Free Pull
4810	shaking Holiday Hal's Happy-Time Fun Book!	0		Skill: "Summon Holiday Fun!"
4811	blurry wobbly Holiday Fun!	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
4812	green Antagonistic Snowman Kit	0		Skill: "Summon Carrot"
4818	miniature rotten squat tumbling CRIMBCOIDS mints	2	crappy	Last Available: "2011-01"
4819	can of CRIMBCOLA	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4820	jumbo spoiled CRIMBCOLOAF	5	crappy	Last Available: "2011-01"
4821	stale gigantic circular CRIMBCOOKIE	6	decent	Effect: "Mystic Circle", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4822	mirror smartaleck's plastic CRIMBCO HQ	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Last Available: "2010-12"
4823	fuchsia lard-coated plastic fax machine	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2010-12"
4824	ghostly narrow healthy plastic hobo elf	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2010-12"
4825	spinning blue family-friendly plastic Mr. Mination	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2010-12"
4826	thinker's plastic Best Game Ever	0		Mysticality: +10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4827	hibernating robot reindeer	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-12"
4828	squat S.L.E.I.G.H.B.E.L.L.S.	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-12"
4829	robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4830	robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4831	robot reindeer protocol D.O.N.N.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4832	robot reindeer protocol V.I.X.E.N.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4833	spinning robot reindeer protocol C.U.P.I.D.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4834	robot reindeer protocol D.A.N.C.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4835	robot reindeer protocol C.O.M.E.T.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4836	robot reindeer protocol B.L.I.T.Z.E.N.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4837	robot reindeer protocol R.U.D.O.L.P.H.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4838	blue twirling shaking robot reindeer protocol O.L.I.V.E.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4839	rotten big skewed triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	5	crappy	Effect: "Triangle, Man", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4840	moldy thick enchanted square CRIMBCOOKIE	5	crappy	Effect: "Square to be Hip", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4841	fireproof personal trainer's Fonzie's bindlestocking	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Drops Items, Last Available: "2010-12"
4842	sleeping stocking	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4843	purple Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	0		Skill: "Toynado", Last Available: "2010-12"
4844	ghostly The Joy of Wassailing	0		Skill: "Wassail", Last Available: "2010-12"
4845	careful fortified Uncle Hobo's stocking cap	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Monster Level: -10, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2010-12"
4846	pulsating Uncle Hobo's epic beard of wisdom of the cougar	0		Mysticality: +15, Moxie: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4847	pulsating greasy gravedigger's Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol", Last Available: "2010-12"
4848	friendly clever Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves	0		Maximum MP: +20, Familiar Weight: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4849	Jim Carey's educational Uncle Hobo's highest bough	0		Experience: +1, Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2010-12"
4850	wobbly healthy Uncle Hobo's belt of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4851	anodized mirror green chocolate cigar	0		Effect: "Floundering", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2010-12"
4852	fortified gift-a-pult	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Last Available: "2010-12"
4853	deionized magnetized holly-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Towering Strength", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2020-09"
4854	blurry CRIMBCO scrip	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4855	Toot Oriole care package	0		
4856	mirror paperclip	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4857	bottle of Blank-Out	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4858	narrow sharpshooter's CRIMBCO lanyard	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-01"
4859	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	0		Skill: "Fashionably Late", Last Available: "2011-01"
4860	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	0		Skill: "Executive Narcolepsy", Last Available: "2011-01"
4861	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	0		Skill: "Lunch Break", Last Available: "2011-01"
4862	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	0		Skill: "Offensive Joke", Last Available: "2011-01"
4863	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	0		Skill: "Managerial Manipulation", Last Available: "2011-01"
4864	mirror photocopier	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4865	narrow deluxe fax machine	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4866	narrow Workytime Tea	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4867	paperclip sproinger	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4868	frosty smooth paperclip-on tie of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Moxie: +15, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-01"
4869	red paperclip pants of the brazier of the detective	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-01"
4870	MacGyver's stiffened brawny paperclip turban	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum MP: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-01"
4871	shellacked paperclip cape	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2011-01"
4872	ghostly shaking yellow glob of Blank-Out	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4873	lime green photocopied monster	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4874	gaudy key	0		
4875	twirling BGE merchandise order form	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4876	warmed activated blue chocolate bath ball	0		Effect: "Shot in the Arse", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2011-01"
4877	pressed adjusted bacon bath ball	0		Effect: "Flamibili Tea", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2011-01"
4878	concentrated incense bath ball	0		Effect: "Venomous Weapon", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2011-01"
4879	warmed spinning myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball	0		Effect: "You Know What's Up", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2011-01"
4880	shaking CRIMBCO mug	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4881	tolerable upside-down CRIMBCO wine	4	good	Last Available: "2011-01"
4882	huge Dickory Farms Gift Basket	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4883	blue toe jam	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4884	massive toothsome toe jam toast	7	awesome	Last Available: "2011-01"
4885	traffic jam	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4886	spoiled traffic jam toast	3	crappy	Last Available: "2011-01"
4887	space jam	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4888	delicious diet space jam toast	1	awesome	Last Available: "2011-01"
4889	frozen alkaline wobbly motivational poster	0		Effect: "Shamboozled", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2011-01"
4890	blurry blurry sack lunch	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4891	bath ball gift set	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4892	slow jam collection	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4893	BGE shotglass	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4894	flavorless huge festive sausage	6	decent	Last Available: "2011-01"
4895	toothsome holiday cheese log	4	awesome	Last Available: "2011-01"
4896	tumbling holiday log	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4897	spinning greasy sizzling BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	0		Hot Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4898	frightening Socratic BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2010-12"
4899	BGE pocket calendar of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4900	BGE temporary tattoo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4901	mirror greasy BGE plastic toy	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4902	narrow weightlifter's stapler bear	0		Muscle: +15, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2010-12"
4903	blurry MacGyver's adhesive tape dolly	0		Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2010-12"
4904	scissor duck of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2010-12"
4905	coal paperweight	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4906	jingle bell	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4907	veiny Seven Loco of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2010-09"
4908	Loathing Legion knife	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4909	mirror twirling bouncing Loathing Legion many-purpose hook of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4910	twirling red Loathing Legion moondial of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4911	supercool Loathing Legion necktie	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4912	studded Loathing Legion knife	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4913	stylish Loathing Legion corkscrew	0		Moxie: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4914	bouncing Loathing Legion can opener of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4915	dangerous Loathing Legion chainsaw of the overflowing toilet	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4916	pulsating scandalous Loathing Legion rollerblades	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4917	baleful Loathing Legion flamethrower	0		Spell Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4918	Loathing Legion tattoo needle	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4919	extremely unsafe Loathing Legion defibrillator	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4920	spinning beefy Loathing Legion double prism	0		Muscle: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4921	stylish Loathing Legion tape measure	0		Moxie: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4922	mirror beefcake's Loathing Legion kitchen sink	0		Muscle: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4923	jittery Herculean Loathing Legion abacus	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4924	pulsating Loathing Legion helicopter	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4925	wobbly sharpshooter's Loathing Legion pizza stone	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4926	Loathing Legion universal screwdriver	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4927	Loathing Legion jackhammer	0		Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4928	Loathing Legion hammer of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4929	Uncle Crimbo's Sack	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4930	Folder Holder	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
4937	a angel	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4938	narrow skewed squat quake of arrows	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4939	time's arrow	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4940	arrowgram	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4941	rotten small Knob jelly donut	2	crappy	
4942	Knob cake	0		
4943	Knob cake pan	0		
4944	blinking Knob batter	0		
4945	Knob frosting	0		
4946	unfrosted Knob cake	0		
4947	skewed Cobb's Knob Menagerie key	0		
4948	GOTO	0		
4949	double-frozen energized adjusted spinning weremoose spit	0		Effect: "Reptilian Fortitude", Effect Duration: 50
4950	warmed alkaline abominable blubber	0		Effect: "The Style... of the Future", Effect Duration: 15
4951	asbestos-lined flimsy clipboard	0		Hot Resistance: +5
4952	energized spinning purple baggie of sugar	0		Effect: "Permanent Halloween", Effect Duration: 18
4953	narrow huge wicked whalebone corset of doom	0		Spell Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
4954	Annie Oakley's oven mitts	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Single Equip
4955	stale small skewed overcookie	2	decent	
4956	spoiled small philosopher's scone	2	crappy	
4957	energized polarized electrified half-baked potion	0		Effect: "Muddled", Effect Duration: 18
4958	squat friendly Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	0		Familiar Weight: +3
4959	bland diet Knob nuts	1	decent	
4960	irresponsibly strong aged Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	6	awesome	
4961	Subject 37 file	0		
4962	upside-down brawny mysterious lapel pin of the pedagogue	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience: +3, Single Equip
4963	state loom	0		Familiar Weight: +10
4964	blue Evilometer	0		
4965	Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire	0		Free Pull, Skill: "Summon Alice's Army Cards"
4966	huge Pack of Alice's Army Cards	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4967	Alice's Army Swordsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4968	Alice's Army Spearsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4969	Alice's Army Halberder	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4970	Alice's Army Guard	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4971	Alice's Army Wallman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4972	green wobbly Alice's Army Ninja	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4973	shaking mirror Alice's Army Alchemist	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4974	Alice's Army Page	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4975	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4976	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4977	spinning Alice's Army Nurse	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4978	Alice's Army Hammerman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4979	green Alice's Army Bowman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4980	blue Alice's Army Lanceman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4981	Alice's Army Horseman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4982	Alice's Army Coward	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4983	Alice's Army Cleric	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4984	huge Alice's Army Sniper	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4985	blinking narrow Alice's Army Dervish	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4986	Alice's Army Martyr	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4987	lime green Pack of Alice's Army Foil Cards	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4988	squat Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4989	upside-down Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4990	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4991	Alice's Army Foil Guard	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4992	Alice's Army Foil Wallman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4993	red Alice's Army Foil Ninja	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4994	Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4995	jittery Alice's Army Foil Page	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4996	lime green Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4997	squat Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4998	Alice's Army Foil Nurse	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4999	tumbling Alice's Army Foil Hammerman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5000	Alice's Army Foil Bowman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5001	Alice's Army Foil Lanceman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5002	Alice's Army Foil Horseman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5003	Alice's Army Foil Coward	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5004	wobbly Alice's Army Foil Cleric	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5005	blurry narrow Alice's Army Foil Sniper	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5006	ghostly Alice's Army Foil Dervish	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5007	Alice's Army Foil Martyr	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5008	Single Alice's Army Foil	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5009	Socratic card sleeve	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Last Available: "2011-03"
5010	blue evil eye	0		
5011	Alice's Army Foil tattoo	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5012	Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5013	normal low-calorie wasabi pocky	1	good	Last Available: "2011-03"
5014	normal low-calorie tobiko pocky	1	good	Last Available: "2011-03"
5015	toothsome natto pocky	3	awesome	Last Available: "2011-03"
5016	triple-distilled hand-crafted wasabi-infused sake	6	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-03"
5017	artisanal maroon tobiko-infused sake	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-03"
5018	weak lousy natto-infused sake	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-03"
5019	deionized dry wasabi marble soda	0		Effect: "Okee-Dokee Go!", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2011-03"
5020	warmed bouncing red tobiko marble soda	0		Effect: "Pork Power", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2011-03"
5021	frozen irradiated blinking natto marble soda	0		Effect: "Celestial Sheen", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2011-03"
5022	Alice's Army booster box	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5023	dry elderly jawbreaker	0		Effect: "Antsy in your Pantsy", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2020-09"
5024	artisanal marshmallow flamb&eacute;	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-03"
5025	tolerable olive cranberry schnapps	4	good	Last Available: "2011-03"
5026	high-proof artisanal breaded beer	8	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-03"
5027	delicious soy cordial	4	awesome	Last Available: "2011-03"
5028	mirror flame-retardant friendly astral bludgeon of doom	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Hot Resistance: +1
5029	blinking foul-smelling beefcake's astral shield	0		Muscle: +25, Stench Damage: +10
5030	perfumed gravedigger's vibrating astral chapeau	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 12"
5031	huge maroon narrow scorching boxer's wizardly astral bracer	0		Mysticality: +25, Muscle Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +25
5032	rock-hard forbidden astral longbow of Flo-Jo	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Damage Reduction: 5, Initiative: +100
5033	squat greasy friendly thinker's astral shorts	0		Mysticality: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, cap 12"
5034	skewed beefcake's astral mace of the dark arts of the sewer	0		Muscle: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Stench Damage: +25
5035	shaking fireproof hale experienced astral trousers	0		Experience: +2, Maximum HP: +20, Hot Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 12"
5036	Jeselnik's gravedigger's grievous astral ring	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spooky Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25
5037	lard-coated astral statuette of the overflowing toilet of horror	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
5038	ribald stanky ruddy astral pistol	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +10
5039	huge weightlifter's astral mask of the scaredy-cat	0		Muscle: +15, Monster Level: -15
5040	astral pet sweater	0		Familiar Weight: +10
5041	Usain Bolt's lard-coated savvy astral shirt	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +80
5042	wicked cool astral belt	0		Moxie: +5, Spell Damage: +5
5043	half-sized stale upside-down astral hot dog	2	???	
5044	delicious shaking astral pilsner	4	???	
5045	spinning astral hot dog dinner	0		
5046	astral six-pack	0		
5047	Clan shower	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-04"
5048	bouncing shard of double-ice	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5049	mirror frosty fortified double-ice cap of the empath	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Familiar Weight: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 17", Last Available: "2011-04"
5050	mirror aromatic educational double-ice box of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Experience: +1, Stench Resistance: +1, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2011-04"
5051	teal mirror Sinatra's double-ice britches of the ox of wisdom	0		Muscle: +20, Mysticality: +15, Experience (Moxie): +5, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 3xVolley, 3xLep, cap 17", Last Available: "2011-04"
5052	handful of numbers	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
5053	huge Lars the Cyberian	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5054	intriguing puzzle box	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5055	obnoxious riddle	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5056	spinning best joke ever	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5057	dry jittery Atomic Comic	0		Effect: "Briny Blood", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2011-04"
5058	nitrogenated energized gray Red Pill	0		Effect: "Night of the Nachos", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2011-04"
5059	squat Skullhead's Screw	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5060	mysterious present	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5061	mirror blinking boxing-glove-in-a-box	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5062	voodoo doll	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5063	the finger	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5064	blurry red Salsa de las Epocas	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5065	jumbo spoiled spaghetti con calaveras	5	crappy	Last Available: "2011-04"
5066	spinning skewed s'more gun	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5067	adequate mirror popcorn	3	good	Last Available: "2011-04"
5068	tasty spinning chaos popcorn	3	awesome	Last Available: "2011-04"
5069	shaking Jim Carey's hale hole of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Maximum HP: +20, Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2011-04"
5070	innuendo	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5071	rotten low-calorie s'more	0	crappy	Last Available: "2011-04"
5072	tumbling diamond ring	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5073	drinkable Russian Ice	3	good	Last Available: "2011-04"
5074	Jim Carey's clay ashtray	0		Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2011-05"
5075	wobbly bouncing purple wicked lanyard	0		Spell Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5076	mirror experienced monster pants	0		Experience: +2, Familiar Effect: "3xVolley, 3xPotato, cap 17", Last Available: "2011-05"
5077	box of Pok&euml;mann band-aids	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5078	oxidized Pok&euml;mann band-aid	0		Effect: "Sweet Tooth", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2011-05"
5079	hardy Van der Graaf helmet of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Maximum HP: +50, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, cap 7", Last Available: "2011-05"
5080	blurry frosty crutch	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-05"
5081	extremely unsafe shock belt	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5082	unsweetened Vulcanized Okee-Dokee soda	0		Effect: "Coy to the Hurled", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2011-05"
5083	smooth rubber band gun	0		Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2011-05"
5084	teal blurry ruddy pin-stripe slacks	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "6xSombrero, 2xPotato, cap 7", Last Available: "2011-05"
5085	blurry tumbling gloves of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5086	frozen wobbly correction fluid	0		Effect: "Items Are Forever", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2011-05"
5087	Pok&euml;mann figurine: Porkachu	0		Item Drop: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5088	tumbling Pok&euml;mann figurine: Magikrap of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5089	blurry rosy-cheeked Pok&euml;mann figurine: Vegemite	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5090	toasty Pok&euml;mann figurine: Vermouth	0		Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5091	frosty Pok&euml;mann figurine: Smugleaf	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5092	red Pok&euml;mann figurine: Twitter of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5093	twirling Pok&euml;mann figurine: Bloodkip of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5094	extremely unsafe Pok&euml;mann figurine: Hoboking	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5095	skewed weightlifter's Pok&euml;mann figurine: Duck	0		Muscle: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5096	wobbly reassuring Pok&euml;mann figurine: Nothing	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5097	gray deadly Pok&euml;mann figurine: Kagosan	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5098	jittery chilly Pok&euml;mann figurine: Galumpagump	0		Cold Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5099	blinking Tesla Pok&euml;mann figurine: Shoggoth	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5100	Pok&euml;mann figurine: Frank of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5101	squat dangerous Pok&euml;mann figurine: Moog	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5102	Vulcanized willyweed	0		Effect: "Frosty the Hitman", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2011-05"
5103	colloidal energized Nuclear Blastball	0		Effect: "Third Based", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2011-05"
5104	electrified fish juice box	0		Effect: "Squid Squint", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2011-05"
5105	paint bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5106	hideous egg	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5107	mediocre squat Jeppson's Malort	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-06"
5108	fistful of ashes	0		
5109	Rosewater's stress ball	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Squeeze Stress Ball", Last Available: "2011-05"
5110	blinking blinking Li'l Businessman Kit	0		Meat Drop: +5, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2011-05"
5111	cyan energetic Ultracolor&trade; shirt	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2011-05"
5112	shaking My Own Pen Pal kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
5113	packet of orchid seeds	0		
5114	stomp box	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
5115	blue blurry hedge trimmers	0		
5116	A. W. O. L. commendation	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5117	reconstituted crow	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5118	bird brain	0		
5119	olive busted wings	0		
5120	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5121	hale Newton's Admiral's hat of the dark arts	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2011-05"
5122	wobbly yellow Usain Bolt's mansplainer's occult aviator's cap	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Monster Level: +15, Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-05"
5123	mirrored aviator shades of the pedagogue of Tarzan	0		Experience: +3, Experience (Muscle): +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5124	upside-down Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	0		Skill: "Natural Born Skeleton Killer", Last Available: "2011-05"
5125	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5126	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5127	mirror Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5128	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5129	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5130	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5131	dry Ultrasoldier Serum	0		Effect: "Less Pervious", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2011-06"
5132	big stale elven hardtack	5	decent	Last Available: "2011-06"
5133	extra-dry bad elven squeeze	5	decent	Last Available: "2011-06"
5134	blurry lunar isotope	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5135	upside-down E.M.U. joystick	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5136	maroon E.M.U. rocket thrusters	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5137	E.M.U. helmet	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5138	skewed E.M.U. harness	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5139	carton of astral energy drinks	0		
5140	distilled astral energy drink	1		
5141	Thwaitgold bee statuette	0		
5142	twirling shaking moon unit	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5143	E.M.U. Unit	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5144	handful of honey	0		
5145	flattened pickled polymerized honeypot	0		Effect: "The Dinsey Way", Effect Duration: 46
5146	adequate wild honey pie	3	good	
5147	delicious huge honey mead	4	awesome	
5148	shaking healthy Fonzie's honey dipper of the boozehound	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Booze Drop: +100
5149	double-paned gravedigger's honeybritches of bravery	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Spooky Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 2xGhuol, cap 43"
5150	ribald hale Newton's honeycap	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum HP: +20, Sleaze Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 43"
5151	wool Moonthril Circlet	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-06"
5152	Moonthril Greaves of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "cap 25", Last Available: "2011-06"
5153	MacGyver's Moonthril Flamberge	0		Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2011-06"
5154	Moonthril Longbow of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2011-06"
5155	Moonthril Cuirass of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-06"
5156	electrified plush alielf	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2011-06"
5157	galvanized Comet Drop	0		Effect: "Ruby-ous", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2020-09"
5158	jittery plush dogcat of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-06"
5159	cool plush hamsterpus	0		Moxie: +5, Last Available: "2011-06"
5160	lard-coated plush ferrelf	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-06"
5161	greasy plush alien hamsterpus	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-06"
5162	upside-down frightening plush mutated alielf	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2011-06"
5163	plush mutated alielephant of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2011-06"
5164	mysterious chest	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-06"
5165	padded girl	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Last Available: "2011-06"
5166	top hat and cane	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5167	synthetic dog hair pill	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5168	upside-down distention pill	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5169	elven medi-pack	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5170	alkaline non-electrified wobbly transporter transponder	0		Effect: "Become Superficially interested", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2011-06"
5171	Map to Safety Shelter Ronald Prime	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5172	Map to Safety Shelter Grimace Prime	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5173	elven magi-pack	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5174	practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed wobbly Saison du Lune	1	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2011-06"
5175	drinkable practically non-alcoholic maroon Moonthril Schnapps	1	good	Last Available: "2011-06"
5176	smooth Wrecked Generator	4	awesome	Last Available: "2011-06"
5177	bland spinning Spaghetti with Moonballs	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-06"
5178	delicious Crepes a la Lune	3	awesome	Last Available: "2011-06"
5179	adequate small Moon Pie	2	good	Last Available: "2011-06"
5180	warmed Comet Pop	0		Effect: "Don't Step to Your Stepmother", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2011-06"
5181	triple-boiled Flan in the Moon	0		Effect: "Benetton's Medley of Diversity", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2011-06"
5182	improved flattened chilled tumbling 1/6th Pound Cake	0		Effect: "One Very Clear Eye", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2011-06"
5183	Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5184	green Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5185	green Mint-in-box Moonthril Cuirass	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5186	Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5187	Mint-in-box Moonthril Longbow	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5188	super-quantum honey stick	0		Effect: "Slightly Larger Than Usual", Effect Duration: 59
5189	corrupted ghostly double-ice gum	0		Effect: "Al Dente Inferno", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2011-04"
5190	blurry up-at-dawn ruddy Operation Patriot Shield of mayonnaise	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Adventures: +5, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Shield", Last Available: "2011-07", Variable
5191	shaking squirming egg sac	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5192	diffused triple-flattened skewed corrupted data	0		Effect: "Super-Charged", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2011-06"
5193	11-inch knob sausage	0		
5194	upside-down exorcised sandwich	0		
5195	jittery Banfoy's Boutique Order Form	0		Last Available: "2011-07"
5196	inspector's Great S-Cape	0		Item Drop: +15, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-07"
5197	narrow narrow forbidden Marvelous Unitard	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-07"
5198	denatured gooey paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5199	boiled shaking beastly paste	1	good	Effect: "Cold Hard Skin", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2011-08"
5200	dehydrated shaking paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5201	dehydrated ectoplasmic paste	1	good	Effect: "World's Shortest Giant", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2011-08"
5202	boiled ghostly shaking greasy paste	1	awesome	Effect: "Innately Truthy", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2011-08"
5203	boiled skewed yellow bug paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5204	denatured shaking jittery green hippy paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5205	diluted orc paste	1	awesome	Last Available: "2011-08"
5206	distilled pulsating demonic paste	1	decent	Effect: "Cuts Like a Lightly-Buttered Knife", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2011-08"
5207	powdered yellow wobbly indescribably horrible paste	1	decent	Effect: "Pyramid Power", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2011-08"
5208	diluted paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5209	modified narrow goblin paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5210	modified teal pirate paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5211	powdered pulsating chlorophyll paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5212	denatured paste	1	crappy	Last Available: "2011-08"
5213	compressed Mer-kin paste	1	good	Effect: "Black Eyes", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2011-08"
5214	compressed tumbling blurry pulsating slimy paste	1	crappy	Last Available: "2011-08"
5215	modified squat penguin paste	1	EPIC	Effect: "The Halls of Mysticality", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2011-08"
5216	dried elemental paste	1	awesome	Effect: "Can't Be a Chooser", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2011-08"
5217	twisted skewed cosmic paste	1	decent	Effect: "Granolarrrgh", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2011-08"
5218	modified twirling hobo paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5219	denatured tumbling red Crimbo paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5220	Teachings of the Fist	0		
5221	lime green fat loot token	0		No Pull
5222	narrow Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	0		
5223	tumbling Tome of Clip Art	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-09", Skill: "Summon Clip Art"
5224	big delicious ghostly Ur-Donut	5	awesome	Last Available: "2011-09"
5225	spinning wobbly The Bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5226	box of Familiar Jacks	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5227	tolerable bucket of wine	3	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5228	adequate jumbo ultrafondue	5	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5229	wobbly jittery unbearable light	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5230	snowflake	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5231	crystal skull	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5232	borrowed time	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5233	box of hammers	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5234	Sinatra's shining halo	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5235	stylish furry halo	0		Moxie: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5236	spinning frosty halo of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5237	twirling lion tamer's time halo	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5238	practically non-alcoholic drinkable Lumineux Limnio	1	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5239	acceptable narrow Morto Moreto	3	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5240	drinkable cyan Temps Tempranillo	3	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5241	artisanal watered-down Bordeaux Marteaux	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-09"
5242	acceptable Fromage Pinotage	4	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5243	lousy weak shaking Beignet Milgranet	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5244	delicious Muschat	4	awesome	Last Available: "2011-09"
5245	bland cool jelly donut	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5246	moldy shrapnel jelly donut	4	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5247	rotten immense occult jelly donut	9	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5248	fancy stale thyme jelly donut	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5249	toothsome danish	4	awesome	Last Available: "2011-09"
5250	miniature normal smashed danish	2	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5251	rotten forbidden danish	3	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5252	snack-sized bland cool cat claw	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5253	adequate blunt cat claw	3	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5254	normal bite-sized green shadowy cat claw	1	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5255	stale miniature cheezburger	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5256	decent toasted brie	3	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5257	liquefied colloidal wobbly potion of the field gar	0		Effect: "Elbow Sauce", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2011-09"
5258	nitrogenated too legit potion	0		Effect: "Moon'd", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2011-09"
5259	ionized polymerized cyan Bright Water	0		Effect: "Guts Feeling", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2011-09"
5260	frozen cyan cold-filtered water	0		Effect: "Curse of the Black Pearl Onion", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2011-09"
5261	frozen pulsating graveyard snowglobe	0		Effect: "Reptilian Fortitude", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2011-09"
5262	boiled cool cat elixir	0		Effect: "Moon'd", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2011-09"
5263	warmed oxidized olive jittery potion of the captain's hammer	0		Effect: "Stands Alone", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2011-09"
5264	modified potion of X-ray vision	0		Effect: "Livin' Large", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2011-09"
5265	alkaline non-diffused lime green twirling potion of the litterbox	0		Effect: "Smelly Pants", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2011-09"
5266	irradiated magnetized pulsating cyan potion of animal rage	0		Effect: "Greasy Flavor", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2011-09"
5267	warmed yellow blurry potion of punctual companionship	0		Effect: "Ready to Snap", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2011-09"
5268	huge holy bomb, batman	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5269	bobcat grenade	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5270	chocolate frosted sugar bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5271	broken glass grenade	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5272	skewed noxious gas grenade	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5273	skull with a fuse in it	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5274	boozebomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5275	wizardly hammerus	0		Mysticality: +25, Last Available: "2011-09"
5276	yellow avaricious blunt icepick	0		Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2011-09"
5277	smelly fluorescent lightbulb	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-09"
5278	sizzling Samson's blammer	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-09"
5279	steel-toed clock-cleaning hammer	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Last Available: "2011-09"
5280	squat wobbly 4:20 bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5281	broken clock of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2011-09"
5282	dethklok of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Last Available: "2011-09"
5283	narrow dangerous glacial clock	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-09"
5284	wobbly blurry Gygaxian Libram	0		Last Available: "2011-09", Skill: "Summon Dice"
5285	d4	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5286	pulsating d6	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5287	d8	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5288	d10	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5289	ghostly d12	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5290	twirling squat d20	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5291	generic healing potion	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5292	generic mana potion	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5293	huge generic restorative potion	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5294	kobold treasure hoard	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5295	tumbling newborn kobold	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5296	slightly thicker filthy rags	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-09"
5297	shaking dungeon dragon chest	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5298	huge stale phish stick	9	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5299	flame-wreathed stylish plastic vampire fangs of temperance	0		Moxie: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Feed", Last Available: "2011-10"
5300	red wobbly Interview With You (a Vampire)	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5301	green ghostly Make-Your-Own-Vampire-Fangs kit	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5302	upside-down your own heart	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5303	tumbling Sword of the Brouhaha Prince of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2011-10"
5304	mirror chilly shellacked Rosewater's Chalice of the Malkovich Prince	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Damage Reduction: 7, Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2011-10"
5305	prompt Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince	0		Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2011-10"
5306	spinning Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2011-10"
5307	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5308	ghost trap	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5309	chainsaw chain	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5310	shotgun shell	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5311	funhouse mirror	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5312	triple-irradiated skewed ghostly body paint	0		Effect: "Ginger Snapped", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2011-10"
5313	boiled necrotizing body spray	0		Effect: "Moon-Eyed", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2011-10"
5314	ionized vacuum-sealed skewed bite-me-red lipstick	0		Effect: "Morninja", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2011-10"
5315	nitrogenated whisker pencil	0		Effect: "Boon of the War Snapper", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2011-10"
5316	deionized wobbly press-on ribs	0		Effect: "Jammin'", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2011-10"
5317	electrified Rattlin' Chains	0		Effect: "Hairless and Airless", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2011-10"
5318	frozen dry squat Gummy Brains	0		Effect: "Big Punkin'", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2011-10"
5319	denatured Blood 'n' Plenty	0		Effect: "Heart of Green", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2011-10"
5320	altered Lobos Mints	0		Effect: "Graham Crackling", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2011-10"
5321	extra-pickled spinning Sweet Sword	0		Effect: "Egg-stra Arm", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2011-10"
5322	perfectly mixed weak shaking Ecto-Cooler	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-10"
5323	tolerable fancy mirror Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	3	good	Effect: "Analog Drunk", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2011-10"
5324	enchanted practically non-alcoholic lousy Blood Light	1	decent	Effect: "Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2011-10"
5325	acceptable Silver Bullet beer	3	good	Last Available: "2011-10"
5326	artisanal weak Bone's Farm &quot;wine&quot;	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-10"
5327	blurry ghost protocol	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5328	adjusted quadruple-altered colloidal wobbly sorority brain	0		Effect: "Sizzling with Fury", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2011-10"
5329	extra-nitrogenated Nightstalker perfume	0		Effect: "You're Rubber", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2011-10"
5330	polarized blinking drum of pomade	0		Effect: "Hella Smart", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2011-10"
5331	throwing bone	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5332	squat extra-see-thru nightie of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2011-10"
5333	maroon stiffened Sinatra's BRAINS shorts	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Damage Reduction: 1, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1.5xGhuol", Last Available: "2011-10"
5334	frightening Mesmereyes&trade; contact lenses	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-10"
5335	ghostly scrunchie of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-10"
5336	vibrating curative extremely skinny jeans	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy", Last Available: "2011-10"
5337	tumbling up-at-dawn extremely unsafe The Necbromancer's Hat	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr", Last Available: "2011-10"
5338	grievous The Necbromancer's Stein of terror of the boozehound	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2011-10"
5339	chaotic beefy The Necbromancer's Shorts of Gandalf	0		Muscle: +10, Spell Critical Percent: 30, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xGhuol", Last Available: "2011-10"
5340	perfumed Oprah's The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff of Flo-Jo	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Stench Resistance: +5, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2011-10"
5341	teal The Necbronomicon	0		Skill: "Summon &quot;Boner Battalion&quot;", Last Available: "2011-10"
5342	acceptable The Cooler Out of Space	3	good	Last Available: "2011-10"
5343	The Necbronomicon (used)	0		Skill: "Summon &quot;Boner Battalion&quot;", Last Available: "2011-10"
5344	sorority girl's box	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5345	adjusted jittery Necbro wafers	0		Effect: "El Tango de la Maldita Suegra", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2020-09"
5346	death blossom	0		
5347	green A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used)	0		Skill: "Holiday Weight Gain", Last Available: "2009-12"
5348	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)	0		Skill: "Jingle Bells", Last Available: "2009-12"
5349	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)	0		Skill: "Candyblast", Last Available: "2009-12"
5350	maroon A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used)	0		Skill: "Surge of Icing", Last Available: "2009-12"
5351	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)	0		Skill: "Stealth Mistletoe", Last Available: "2009-12"
5352	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)	0		Skill: "Cringle's Curative Carol", Last Available: "2009-12"
5353	jar of oil	0		
5354	twirling upside-down The Art of Slapfighting (used)	0		Class: "Seal Clubber", Skill: "Iron Palm Technique", Last Available: "2010-06"
5355	Uncle Romulus (used)	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer", Skill: "Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin", Last Available: "2010-03"
5356	pulsating A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Skill: "Stringozzi Serpent", Last Available: "2010-04"
5357	skewed Zu Mannk&auml;se Dienen (used)	0		Class: "Sauceror", Skill: "K&auml;seso&szlig;esturm", Last Available: "2010-01"
5358	Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)	0		Class: "Disco Bandit", Skill: "Kung Fu Hustler", Last Available: "2011-01"
5359	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)	0		Class: "Accordion Thief", Skill: "Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration", Last Available: "2010-02"
5360	blinking Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)	0		Skill: "Toynado", Last Available: "2010-12"
5361	bouncing The Joy of Wassailing (used)	0		Skill: "Wassail", Last Available: "2010-12"
5362	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	0		Skill: "Fashionably Late", Last Available: "2011-01"
5363	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	0		Skill: "Executive Narcolepsy", Last Available: "2011-01"
5364	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	0		Skill: "Lunch Break", Last Available: "2011-01"
5365	squat CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	0		Skill: "Offensive Joke", Last Available: "2011-01"
5366	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	0		Skill: "Managerial Manipulation", Last Available: "2011-01"
5367	huge Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded)	0		Skill: "Natural Born Skeleton Killer", Last Available: "2011-05"
5368	Ellsbury's journal (used)	0		Skill: "Unaccompanied Miner", Last Available: "2010-09"
5369	squat manspreader's KoL Con 8-Bit power bracelet	0		Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2011-09"
5370	boiler	0		
5371	stuffed-shirt scarecrow	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-11"
5372	shaking gray beefy plastic trollipop	0		Muscle: +10, Last Available: "2011-12"
5373	clever plastic Fudge Wizard	0		Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2011-12"
5374	gray Usain Bolt's plastic abominable fudgeman	0		Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2011-12"
5375	up-at-dawn plastic colollilossus	0		Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
5376	flame-wreathed smartaleck's plastic Big Candy	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-12"
5377	bouncing The Groose in the Hoose	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12"
5378	shaking spruce juice	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5379	diluted huge groose grease	1	good	Effect: "Pecan Pied Piper", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2012-12"
5380	tumbling lollipop stick	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5381	bananagate	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5382	pearidot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5383	tumbling tourmalime	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5384	mirror kumquartz	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5385	strawberyl	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5386	ridiculous belt of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2011-11"
5387	smelly ridiculous earring	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-11"
5388	inspector's ridiculous sunglasses	0		Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2011-11"
5389	enchanted bland ridiculous sandwich	3	decent	Effect: "Stinky Hands", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2011-11"
5390	lousy irresponsibly strong fancy ridiculous cocktail	8	decent	Effect: "Unusual Perspective", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2011-11"
5391	olive beefy zombie monkey necklace of the pedagogue	0		Muscle: +10, Experience: +3
5392	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	0		
5393	scrap of paper	0		
5394	skewed sandpaper	0		
5395	peppermint sprout	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5396	triple-electrified dry concentrated peppermint twist	0		Effect: "Snobby", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2011-11"
5397	thick delicious peppermint patty	5	awesome	Last Available: "2011-11"
5398	peppermint crook	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5399	peppermint rhino baby	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5400	candy cane candygram	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
5401	skewed peppermint parasol	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5402	candy cane of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2011-12"
5403	shaking Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5404	squat Peppermint Pip Packet	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5405	jittery executive MacGyver's personal trainer's cane-mail shirt	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum MP: +100, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2011-12"
5406	perfumed Oprah's cane-mail pants	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Stench Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-12"
5407	drinkable Vodka Matryoshka	4	good	Last Available: "2011-12"
5408	acceptable extra-dry Gin Mint	5	good	Last Available: "2011-12"
5409	hand-crafted Tequiz Navidad	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-12"
5410	lousy Mint Yulep	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-12"
5411	delicious Crimbojito	3	awesome	Last Available: "2011-12"
5412	hand-crafted enchanted triple-distilled Sangria de Menthe	8	EPIC	Effect: "Cancer Rising", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2011-12"
5413	candycaine powder	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
5414	gray licorice boa	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
5415	warmed licorice root	0		Effect: "Piratey Flavor", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2011-12"
5416	flattened banana supersucker	0		Effect: "Liquid Courage", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2011-11"
5417	polymerized mirror pear supersucker	0		Effect: "In Vino Vires", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2011-11"
5418	frozen skewed lime supersucker	0		Effect: "Slimily Speedy", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2011-11"
5419	anodized kumquat supersucker	0		Effect: "Rave Concentration", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2011-11"
5420	corrupted strawberry supersucker	0		Effect: "Sugar Smacks", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2011-11"
5421	grievous bananarama bangle	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5422	Da Vinci's pair of pearidot earrings	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5423	grievous tourmalime tourniquet	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5424	kumquartz ring of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5425	fortified strawberyl necklace	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5426	tumbling Tesla sucker bucket of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2011-11"
5427	twirling supercharged sucker hakama	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "afk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-11"
5428	knitted sucker kabuto	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "Atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-11"
5429	rosewater-soaked sucker tachi	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2011-11"
5430	sucker scaffold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5431	cinnamon troll doll	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5432	pulsating upside-down grape troll doll	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5433	raspberry troll doll	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5434	DNOTC Box	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
5435	upside-down fudgecule	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5436	quadruple-dry boiled fudge lily	0		Effect: "Buzzard Breath", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2011-11"
5437	squat superheated fudge	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5438	cold-filtered pickled fluid of fudge-finding	0		Effect: "Morbidi Tea", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2011-11"
5439	fudgepuck	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5440	diet adequate jittery fudgesicle	1	good	Last Available: "2011-11"
5441	wand of fudge control	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5442	The Kloop in the Coop	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12"
5443	jittery miniscule beatbox	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5444	liquefied twirling devilish folio	0		Effect: "Industrial Strength Starch", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2012-12"
5445	clumsiness bark	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5446	shaking red huge jar full of wind	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5447	dangerous jerkcicle	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5448	furious stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5449	maroon twirling vanity stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5450	lecherous stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5451	jealousy stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5452	avarice stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5453	gluttonous stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5454	gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5455	narrow yellow gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5456	gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5457	anodized unsweetened jittery Fudgie Roll	0		Effect: "Super-Charged", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2011-11"
5458	adequate spinning fudge bunny	4	good	Last Available: "2011-11"
5459	green blurry fudge spork	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5460	purple hardened smooth fudgecycle of temperance	0		Moxie: +15, Damage Reduction: 3, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5461	fudge cube	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5462	blank fudge mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5463	Libram of Resolutions	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-01", Skill: "Summon Resolutions"
5464	cold-filtered chilled huge resolution: be wealthier	0		Effect: "Blood-Gorged", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2012-01"
5465	colloidal double-colloidal resolution: be happier	0		Effect: "Infernal Thirst", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2012-01"
5466	chilled moist twirling fuchsia resolution: be stronger	0		Effect: "Black Lung", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2012-01"
5467	quantum irradiated bouncing blue resolution: be smarter	0		Effect: "Barbecue Saucy", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2012-01"
5468	double-nitrogenated spinning resolution: be sexier	0		Effect: "Ready to Snap", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2012-01"
5469	modified denatured blurry resolution: be feistier	0		Effect: "Sweet Tooth", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2012-01"
5470	altered magnetized resolution: be kinder	0		Effect: "There Wolf", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2012-01"
5471	double-energized vacuum-sealed oxidized wobbly fuchsia resolution: be more adventurous	0		Effect: "Livin' Large", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2012-01"
5472	quadruple-vacuum-sealed spinning resolution: be luckier	0		Effect: "You Drank Fish Wine", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2012-01"
5473	gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5474	gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5475	maroon gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5476	galvanized dry gummi salamander	0		Effect: "Spring Training", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2011-11"
5477	ionized gummi snake	0		Effect: "Pride of the Vampire", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2011-11"
5478	deionized wobbly skewed gummi canary	0		Effect: "Stopping to Smell the Flowers", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2011-11"
5479	stale gummi bear	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-11"
5480	huge spoiled gummi bear	9	crappy	Last Available: "2011-11"
5481	rotten half-sized enchanted gummi bear	2	crappy	Effect: "Moon-Eyed", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2011-11"
5482	bland fancy drunki-bear	4	decent	Effect: "Sticky Fingers", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2011-11"
5483	jumbo spoiled drunki-bear	5	crappy	Last Available: "2011-11"
5484	bland bite-sized teal jittery spinning drunki-bear	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-11"
5485	gummi bowtie of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-11"
5486	beefcake's fudge pocket square	0		Muscle: +25, Last Available: "2011-11"
5487	forbidden lollipop cufflinks	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2011-11"
5488	trilobite fossil	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5489	narrow blurry ammonite fossil	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5490	narrow belemnite fossil	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5491	blurry narrow trilobite candy mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5492	huge ammonite candy mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5493	mirror belemnite candy mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5494	energized squat blurry gummi trilobite	0		Effect: "Helping Comes Second", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2011-11"
5495	extra-activated Vulcanized tumbling gummi ammonite	0		Effect: "White-boy Angst", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2011-11"
5496	cold-filtered gummi belemnite	0		Effect: "Bilious Brawn", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2011-11"
5497	all-year sucker	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5498	wobbly heart of dark chocolate	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5499	Oprah's Big Candy's tophat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Item Drop: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-11"
5500	narrow Fuzzby	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-11"
5501	twirling Jackass Plumber home game	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5502	Trivial Avocations board game	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5503	blurry Tickle-Me Emilio	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5504	blessed box	0		
5505	pack of pogs	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5506	bland blurry ghostly jerky coins	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-11"
5507	lousy triple-distilled Go-Wassail	8	decent	Last Available: "2011-11"
5508	ionized polarized Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	0		Effect: "So Fresh and So Clean", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2011-11"
5509	adjusted bottle of bubbles	0		Effect: "Butt-Rock Hair", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2011-11"
5510	enhanced electrified bouncing wind-up meatcar	0		Effect: "Mer-kinny Flavor", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2011-11"
5511	Trivial Avocations Card: What?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5512	Trivial Avocations Card: When?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5513	Trivial Avocations Card: Who?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5514	Trivial Avocations Card: Where?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5515	jittery pog #01 (spider)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5516	pog #02 (Knob goblin)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5517	pog #03 (warwelf)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5518	spinning blurry mirror pog #04 (skleleton)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5519	blue pog #05 (ninja snowman)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5520	pog #06 (filthy hippy)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5521	narrow pog #07 (orcish frat boy)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5522	green pog #08 (hellion)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5523	pog #09 (pirate)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5524	pog #10 (hobo)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5525	pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5526	triple-diffused denatured Atomic Pop	0		Effect: "The Power of Positive Thinking", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2020-09"
5527	pulsating do-rag	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-11"
5528	whimpering willow bark	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5529	flavorless berries of suffering	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-12"
5530	galvanized pulsating baobab sap	0		Effect: "Human-Fish Hybrid", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2012-12"
5531	cup of hickory chicory	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5532	cyan pulsating magnolia blossom	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5533	polarized skewed Mortimer's nostrum	0		Effect: "Pyramid Power", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2012-12"
5534	triple-distilled mediocre Barulio's bottle	10	decent	Last Available: "2012-12"
5535	diffused Marvin's marvelous pill	0		Effect: "The Power of Negative Thinking", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2012-12"
5536	Winifred's whistle	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5537	prose pen	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5538	spinning half-empty carton of milk	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5539	glass of warm water	0		Free Pull
5540	altered liquefied desktop zen garden	0		Effect: "The Chains Down In The Belly-O", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2012-12"
5541	squat Vivian's Vitamin	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5542	pink-belly slapper	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5543	flame-retardant rock-hard Leapin' Trousers	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Hot Resistance: +1
5544	delicious upside-down eggnog	3	awesome	Last Available: "2012-12"
5545	adequate lime green hamhock	3	good	Last Available: "2012-12"
5546	The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants	0		Skill: "Torment Plant", Last Available: "2012-12"
5547	lime green Clancy's sackbut	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5548	Ghost Pinching Quarterly	0		Skill: "Pinch Ghost", Last Available: "2012-12"
5549	blinking Clancy's crumhorn	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5550	olive The Snitch's Manifesto	0		Skill: "Tattle", Last Available: "2012-12"
5551	Clancy's lute	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5552	red Trusty of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25
5553	can of Rain-Doh	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5554	empty Rain-Doh can	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5555	quadruple-activated fireclutch	0		Effect: "Human-Elemental Hybrid", Effect Duration: 28
5556	huge dangerous Rain-Doh wings of horror	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2012-02"
5557	teal Rain-Doh agent	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5558	healthy Rain-Doh laser gun of the overflowing toilet	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2012-02"
5559	electrified Rain-Doh lantern of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Softcore Only, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Stench", Last Available: "2012-02"
5560	Rain-Doh balls	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5561	Rain-Doh indigo cup	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5562	perfumed Rain-Doh violet bo of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Stench Resistance: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2012-02"
5563	Rain-Doh box	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5564	purple wobbly Rain-Doh box full of monster	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5565	bland wobbly PB&BP	4	decent	
5566	jumbo rotten club sandwich	5	crappy	
5567	special spoiled corned-beef Reuben	3	crappy	Effect: "Punchy, Murdery", Effect Duration: 30
5568	gray frayed ninja rope	0		
5569	dull ninja crampons	0		
5570	red loose ninja carabiner	0		
5571	blue Groar's fur	0		
5572	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	0		
5573	triple-distilled acceptable special shaking Drac & Tan	10	good	Effect: "Empty Inside", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2012-03"
5574	tolerable upside-down Transylvania Sling	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5575	aged enchanted watered-down Shot of the Living Dead	2	awesome	Effect: "Tingly Biceps", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2012-03"
5576	perfectly mixed triple-distilled skewed Buttery Knob	6	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5577	strong tolerable Slippery Knob	5	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5578	lousy irresponsibly strong Flaming Knob	9	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5579	hand-crafted watered-down Grasshopper	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5580	tolerable Locust	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5581	delicious Plague of Locusts	3	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5582	acceptable wobbly Red Dwarf	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5583	practically non-alcoholic bad Golden Mean	1	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5584	watered-down tolerable green Green Giant	2	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5585	drinkable triple-distilled Aye Aye	9	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5586	artisanal watered-down green Aye Aye, Captain	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5587	tolerable practically non-alcoholic Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	1	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5588	bad Humanitini	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5589	hand-crafted More Humanitini than Humanitini	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5590	special watered-down bad Oh, the Humanitini	2	decent	Effect: "Big Meat Big Prizes", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2012-03"
5591	aged Great Older Fashioned	3	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5592	high-proof tolerable Fuzzy Tentacle	6	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5593	aged Crazymaker	4	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5594	hand-crafted narrow Zoodriver	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5595	hand-crafted pulsating Sloe Comfortable Zoo	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5596	mediocre bouncing Sloe Comfortable Zoo on Fire	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5597	mediocre Suffering Sinner	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5598	artisanal wobbly red Suppurating Sinner	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5599	bad Sizzling Sinner	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5600	weak lousy shaking Firewater	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5601	fancy boozy artisanal Earth and Firewater	5	EPIC	Effect: "Memories of Puppy Love", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2012-03"
5602	perfectly mixed Earth, Wind and Firewater	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5603	lousy weak blurry Slimosa	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5604	smooth Extra-slimy Slimosa	4	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5605	mediocre irresponsibly strong Slimebite	9	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5606	bad lime green Cement Mixer	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5607	acceptable watered-down huge Jackhammer	2	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5608	tolerable Dump Truck	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5609	lousy spinning Fauna Libre	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5610	weak smooth Chakra Libre	2	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5611	delicious Aura Libre	4	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5612	mediocre jittery Sazerorc	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5613	drinkable Sazuruk-hai	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5614	weak delicious enchanted Flaming Sazerorc	2	awesome	Effect: "Creepypasted", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2012-03"
5615	spirit-forward acceptable twirling mirror Green Velvet	5	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5616	tolerable Green Muslin	4	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5617	special weak bad Green Burlap	2	decent	Effect: "Egg-headedness", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2012-03"
5618	acceptable Mohobo	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5619	spirit-forward tolerable Moonshine Mohobo	5	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5620	weak acceptable wobbly narrow Flaming Mohobo	2	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5621	watered-down tolerable Drunken Philosopher	2	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5622	tolerable Drunken Neurologist	4	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5623	bad practically non-alcoholic Drunken Astrophysicist	1	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5624	tolerable Dark & Starry	4	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5625	artisanal boozy Black Hole	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5626	mediocre practically non-alcoholic Event Horizon	1	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5627	mediocre Herring Daiquiri	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5628	high-proof hand-crafted Herring Wallbanger	8	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5629	practically non-alcoholic aged Herringtini	1	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5630	delicious practically non-alcoholic Lollipop Drop	1	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5631	strong hand-crafted Candy Alexander	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5632	perfectly mixed weak Candicaine	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5633	mediocre enchanted ghostly Caipiranha	3	decent	Effect: "Category", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2012-03"
5634	bad watered-down Flying Caipiranha	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5635	triple-distilled perfectly mixed Flaming Caipiranha	7	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5636	weak bad Punchplanter	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5637	acceptable jittery upside-down Doublepunchplanter	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5638	lousy tumbling Haymaker	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5639	Small Medium	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-03"
5640	spinning skewed crystal decanter	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-03"
5641	decent fungus	4	good	
5642	cyan poisoned dart	0		
5643	frozen stone wool	0		Effect: "Hobonic", Effect Duration: 27
5644	stones	0		
5645	the Nostril of the Serpent	0		
5646	calendar fragment	0		
5647	double-paned calendar	0		Cold Resistance: +5
5648	chilly Da Vinci's Boris's Helm	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Cold Damage: +5, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Familiar Effect: "atk, MP regen, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-04", Minstrel Level: +1, Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Boris)]
5649	double-paned personal trainer's staph of homophones	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Alters Page Text
5650	inspector's lard-coated crafty Boris's Helm (askew)	0		Maximum MP: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +15, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Familiar Effect: "atk, MP regen, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-04", Minstrel Level: +1, Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Boris)]
5651	mime soul fragment	0		Last Available: "2012-04"
5652	gray Monster Manuel	0		Free Pull
5653	key-o-tron	0		
5654	flavorless bite-sized nailswurst	1	decent	
5655	watered-down mediocre used beer	2	decent	
5656	Huggler Radio	0		Free Pull
5657	bouncing fettucini &eacute;pines Inconnu recipe	0		Recipe: "fettucini &eacute;pines Inconnu"
5658	slap and slap again recipe	0		Recipe: "slap and slap again"
5659	nippy insulting hat	0		Cold Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "cap 2"
5660	offensive moustache of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Single Equip
5661	beefcake's hairshirt	0		Muscle: +25
5662	mirror Olympic-sized Clan crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-05"
5663	blinking spinning microwave	0		Free Pull
5664	pony keg	0		Free Pull
5665	How to Tolerate Jerks	0		Skill: "Thick-Skinned"
5666	How to Hold a Grudge	0		Skill: "Chip on your Shoulder"
5667	puppet strings	0		Free Pull
5668	tumbling bagged &quot;L&quot;	0		
5669	fuchsia club	0		
5670	moldy small fettucini &eacute;pines Inconnu	2	crappy	
5671	high-proof delicious slap and slap again	9	awesome	
5672	gunpowder burrito	2	good	
5673	jittery beery blood	2	good	
5674	&quot;L&quot;	0		
5675	vaporized mirror watered-down Red Minotaur	1		Effect: "Flower Power", Effect Duration: 15
5676	olive pool torpedo	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5677	tumbling gravedigger's Ze&trade; goggles	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "Atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2012-05"
5678	soggy used band-aid	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5679	blinking wicked stylish swimsuit of the businessman	0		Spell Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 10", Last Available: "2012-05"
5680	lost key	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5681	massive adequate P.B.L.T.	9	good	
5682	narrow twirling note from Clancy	0		Skill: "Request Sandwich"
5683	purple skewed BURT	0		
5684	mirror handful of juicy garbage	0		
5685	bugbear communicator badge	0		
5686	olive quantum nanopolymer spider web	0		
5687	lime green bugbear autopsy tweezers	0		
5688	cyan Tesla UV monocular	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
5689	drone self-destruct chip	0		
5690	Jeff Goldblum larva	0		
5691	shaking pacification grenade	0		
5692	quantum disintegrator pistol of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50
5693	phase-tuned shield generator belt of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Single Equip
5694	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	0		
5695	curative bugbear detector	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
5696	bugbear purification pill	0		
5697	1 Meat	0		
5698	skewed Jack Frost's The Lost Glasses of the cheetah	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +60, Single Equip
5699	twirling The Lost Pill Bottle	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5700	The Lost Comb	0		
5701	Moping Artistic Goth Kid	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-06"
5702	narrow mannequin	0		Familiar Weight: +5
5703	upside-down crayon shavings	0		Last Available: "2012-06"
5704	upside-down mirror wax bugbear	0		Last Available: "2012-06"
5705	greedy friendly wax hat	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy", Last Available: "2012-06"
5706	manspreader's curative wax pants	0		Monster Level: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 12", Last Available: "2012-06"
5707	blurry fuchsia jittery FDKOL commendation	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5708	cold-filtered polarized lime green drop of water-37	0		Effect: "Big Flaming Whip", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2012-07"
5709	upside-down blurry thinker's fireman's helmet of Calamity Jane	0		Mysticality: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Familiar Effect: "cold atk", Last Available: "2012-07"
5712	hardened fire axe	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2012-07"
5713	gravedigger's Rosewater's fire extinguisher of the pedagogue	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience: +3, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-07"
5714	FDKOL tattoo	0		
5715	blinking Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians	0		Skill: "Frigidalmatian", Last Available: "2012-07"
5716	ghostly Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	0		Skill: "Frigidalmatian", Last Available: "2012-07"
5717	stale jumbo fuchsia FDKOL hotcakes	5	decent	Last Available: "2012-07"
5718	upside-down hot egg	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5719	smoking grass	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5720	rotten fiery wing	3	crappy	Last Available: "2012-07"
5721	personal trainer's wings of fire of the boozehound	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2012-07"
5722	mirror groovy FDKOL fire hose	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Last Available: "2012-07"
5723	anodized chilled bottle of fire	0		Effect: "Hypercubed", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2012-07"
5724	molten brick	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5725	hot daub	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5726	perfumed hot daub bun of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Stench Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 21", Last Available: "2012-07"
5727	skewed studded hot daub stand of chilblains	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Cold Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 21", Last Available: "2012-07"
5728	curative veiny foot-long hot daub	0		Maximum HP: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2012-07"
5729	ballpark hot daub	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5730	special moldy big angst burger	5	crappy	Effect: "Eggs-tra Sensory Perception", Effect Duration: 10
5731	bad 5-hour acrimony	3	decent	
5732	blank note	0		
5733	eerily silent box	0		
5734	moldy forbidden sausage	4	crappy	
5735	Lord Flameface's cloak of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Swirl Cloak", Last Available: "2012-07"
5736	activated nitrogenated colloidal twirling Drizzlers&trade; Black Licorice	0		Effect: "It's Electric!", Effect Duration: 63
5737	flattened skewed daub-breaker	0		Effect: "Lifted Spirits", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2020-09"
5738	smooth Camp Scout backpack	0		Moxie: +15, Softcore Only, Drops Items, Last Available: "2012-07"
5739	CSA fire-starting kit	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5740	special flavorless bag of GORP	3	decent	Effect: "Cat Class, Cat Style", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2012-07"
5741	bad water purification pills	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-07"
5742	tumbling Camp Scout pup tent	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5743	perfectly mixed CSA scoutmaster's &quot;water&quot;	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-07"
5744	spoiled bag of GORF	3	crappy	Last Available: "2012-07"
5745	shaking skewed CSA discount card	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
5746	decent bag of QWOP	4	good	Last Available: "2012-07"
5747	dry spinning CSA bravery badge	0		Effect: "Curse of the Black Pearl Onion", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2012-07"
5748	CSA all-purpose soap	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5749	fancy lousy blinking CSA cheerfulness ration	3	decent	Effect: "Prelude of Precision", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2012-07"
5750	CSA obedience grenade	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5751	Tales of the Word Realms	0		
5752	flavorless mirror crappy brain	4	decent	
5753	snack-sized tasty decent brain	2	awesome	
5754	delicious snack-sized blinking good brain	2	awesome	
5755	normal thick boss brain	5	good	
5756	fancy bland huge skewed hunter brain	8	decent	Effect: "Neuromancy", Effect Duration: 5
5758	skewed chaotic supercool cool Staff of Holiday Sensations	0		Moxie: +5, Moxie Percent: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2011-11"
5759	blurry lard-coated Rosewater's staff	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
5760	Annie Oakley's rock-hard hardened staff	0		Damage Reduction: 8, Critical Hit Percent: +20
5761	coward's energetic Staff of the Scummy Sink of bravery	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Monster Level: -20, Spooky Resistance: +5, Slime Hates It: +1
5762	nose	0		
5763	family-friendly horrifying Superhero Reboots	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +1
5764	tumbling energetic dangerous fuzzy busby	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 32"
5765	supercool fuzzy earmuffs of Tarzan	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience (Muscle): +3, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 32"
5766	aromatic Jim Carey's medical-grade fuzzy montera	0		Monster Level: +25, Stench Resistance: +1, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 32"
5767	Unagnimated Gnome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-08"
5768	gnomish swimmer's ears	0		Better Diver: +10, Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "underwater", Last Available: "2012-08"
5769	gnomish coal miner's lung	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "block", Last Available: "2012-08"
5770	gnomish tennis elbow	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "damage", Last Available: "2012-08"
5771	shaking gnomish housemaid's kgnee	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "gain advs", Last Available: "2012-08"
5772	gnomish athlete's foot	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "delevel", Last Available: "2012-08"
5773	wobbly Thwaitgold maggot statuette	0		
5774	talkative skull	0		
5775	jittery ghostly fronts	0		Familiar Weight: +5
5776	blurry veiny hardened Barney's rake	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum HP: +10
5778	bland snack-sized gray idiot brain	2	decent	
5779	huge steel-toed keel-haulin' knife	0		Damage Reduction: 9
5780	mirror supercharged ice cream scoop	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30
5781	aged pulsating soft echo eyedrop antidote martini	4	awesome	
5782	morningwood plank	0		
5783	raging hardwood plank	0		
5784	weirdwood plank	0		
5785	shaking thick caulk	0		
5786	hard screw	0		
5787	narrow messy butt joint	0		
5788	red smut orc keepsake box	0		
5789	bubblin' crude	0		
5790	upside-down box of bear arms	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5791	beefcake's right bear arm of the ox	0		Muscle: 45, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Kodiak Moment", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Grizzly Scene", Last Available: "2012-09", Softcore Only: [1-path(Zombie Slayer)]
5792	squat blurry Oprah's wholesome Samson's left bear arm	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bear-Backrub", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bear-ly Legal", Last Available: "2012-09", Softcore Only: [1-path(Zombie Slayer)]
5793	shaking lion tamer's Hat O' Nine Tails	0		Experience (familiar): +2
5794	vacuum-sealed Enchanted Plunger	0		Effect: "Fan-Cooled", Effect Duration: 44
5795	polarized quadruple-enhanced Enchanted Flyswatter	0		Effect: "Stick Emporium Membership", Effect Duration: 36
5796	aerosolized red Gearhead Goo	0		Effect: "Turtle Power", Effect Duration: 45
5797	polymerized Missing Eye Simulation Device	0		Effect: "PERL of Great Price", Effect Duration: 13
5798	quantum cold-filtered Gnollish Crossdress	0		Effect: "Stuck That Way", Effect Duration: 62
5799	galvanized warmed spinning eldritch dough	0		Effect: "Stenchtastic", Effect Duration: 40
5800	magnetized polymerized Charity's choker	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Hot Linguine", Effect Duration: 43
5801	boiled blurry Smart Bone Dust	0		Effect: "Human-Goblin Hybrid", Effect Duration: 39
5802	altered aerosolized cyan perpendicular guano	0		Effect: "Spiky Hair", Effect Duration: 55
5803	triple-Vulcanized huge White Chocolate Golem Seeds	0		Effect: "Livin' Large", Effect Duration: 12
5804	dry quantum upside-down Shivering Ch&egrave;vre	0		Effect: "Kindly Resolve", Effect Duration: 67
5805	flattened quadruple-magnetized spinning breath mint	0		Effect: "Once Bitten Twice Fried", Effect Duration: 44
5806	irradiated muesli	0		Effect: "Buff as a Baobab", Effect Duration: 53
5807	ionized glass of warm milk	0		Effect: "Pasta Oneness", Effect Duration: 61
5808	super-ionized ionized glass of gnat milk	0		Effect: "The Style... of the Future", Effect Duration: 11
5809	extra-Vulcanized Knob Goblin Mutagen	0		Effect: "Chilblains of the Corn", Effect Duration: 16
5810	ionized frozen Tears of the Quiet Healer	0		Effect: "Phorcefullness", Effect Duration: 43
5811	non-Vulcanized tube of lipstick	0		Effect: "Egg on your Face", Effect Duration: 58
5812	dry enhanced blurry skelelton spine	0		Effect: "Chalky White Pallor", Effect Duration: 25
5813	quadruple-altered smut orc sunglasses	0		Effect: "Stemonitis Storm", Effect Duration: 44
5814	super-nitrogenated dry blob of acid	0		Effect: "Pretending to Pretend", Effect Duration: 13
5815	concentrated flayed mind	0		Effect: "Wit Tea", Effect Duration: 23
5816	vacuum-sealed adjusted ghostly skewed kobold kibble	0		Effect: "Icy Demeanor", Effect Duration: 39
5817	magnetized quantum forest spirit rattle	0		Effect: "init.enh", Effect Duration: 28
5818	anodized squat Stone Golem pebbles	0		Effect: "Saucemastery", Effect Duration: 47
5819	oxidized shaking gravy fairy warlock hat	0		Effect: "Old School Pompadour", Effect Duration: 52
5820	oxidized quadruple-quantum olive bull blubber	0		Effect: "Chalked Weapon", Effect Duration: 27
5821	warmed magnetized frog lip-print	0		Effect: "All Glory To the Toad", Effect Duration: 44
5822	concentrated shaking gazely stare	0		Effect: "Boo Tea", Effect Duration: 65
5823	irradiated super-warmed canopic jar	0		Effect: "Seeing Colors", Effect Duration: 65
5824	cold-filtered anodized clove-flavored lip balm	0		Effect: "Insulated Trousers", Effect Duration: 25
5825	modified modified green Skullery Maid's Knee	0		Effect: "Dilated Pupils", Effect Duration: 33
5826	corrupted oxidized wobbly zombie hollandaise	0		Effect: "Baconstoned", Effect Duration: 52
5827	wet skeletal banana	0		Effect: "The Smile of Mr. A.", Effect Duration: 31
5828	chilled oxidized gilt perfume bottle	0		Effect: "Cruisin' for a Bruisin'", Effect Duration: 56
5829	Vulcanized blinking janglin' bones	0		Effect: "Poker Faced", Effect Duration: 39
5830	polymerized ionized pygmy papers	0		Effect: "Once Bitten Twice Fried", Effect Duration: 64
5831	magnetized modified pygmy dart	0		Effect: "Gummi Badass", Effect Duration: 30
5832	cold-filtered triple-vacuum-sealed secret mummy herbs and spices	0		Effect: "Busy Bein' Delicious", Effect Duration: 38
5833	magnetized dry moist blurry brigand brittle	0		Effect: "Cool, Catlike", Effect Duration: 30
5834	colloidal colloidal holistic headache remedy	0		Effect: "Lifted Spirits", Effect Duration: 32
5835	improved gray scrunchie tourniquet	0		Effect: "Bandersnatched", Effect Duration: 23
5836	quantum denatured wet shaking embezzler's oil	0		Effect: "From Nantucket", Effect Duration: 11
5837	alkaline jittery wobbly Fu Manchu Wax	0		Effect: "Biologically Shocked", Effect Duration: 11
5838	double-magnetized oxidized green pulsating Iiti Kitty Gumdrop	0		Effect: "Aries Rising", Effect Duration: 16
5839	pickled galvanized ravenous eye	0		Effect: "Intimidating Mien", Effect Duration: 34
5840	quadruple-nitrogenated double-deionized Rogue Windmill Rouge	0		Effect: "Pronounced Potency", Effect Duration: 55
5841	magnetized vacuum-sealed yellow wobbly A muse-bouche	0		Effect: "Human-Demon Hybrid", Effect Duration: 50
5842	ionized polymerized blurry toothbrush	0		Effect: "Radiated and Grodiated", Effect Duration: 55
5843	diffused fuchsia pirate cream pie	0		Effect: "Meat the Flintstones", Effect Duration: 26
5844	warmed dry skewed una poca de gracia	0		Effect: "Burning Tongue", Effect Duration: 52
5845	aerosolized compressed air canister	0		Effect: "Poker Faced", Effect Duration: 57
5846	modified triple-dry twirling salt water taffy	0		Effect: "Mint-Condition Breath", Effect Duration: 61
5847	corrupted boiled narrow yellow unholy water	0		Effect: "Billiards Belligerence", Effect Duration: 55
5848	liquefied boiled mirror Bangyomaman battle juice	0		Effect: "Rad-ish", Effect Duration: 47
5849	triple-pickled nitrogenated activated squat handyman &quot;hand soap&quot;	0		Effect: "One For Tea", Effect Duration: 27
5850	adjusted adjusted space marine flash grenade	0		Effect: "Supafly", Effect Duration: 22
5851	improved nitrogenated ionized upside-down temporary tribal tattoo	0		Effect: "Mad at Science", Effect Duration: 49
5852	aerosolized oil-filled donut	0		Effect: "Buttermilk Boogie", Effect Duration: 40
5853	ionized frozen cyan stick-on gnome beard	0		Effect: "Good Motivator", Effect Duration: 68
5854	corrupted quantum fuchsia BRICKO stud	0		Effect: "Bottle in front of Me", Effect Duration: 29
5855	cold-filtered deionized Osk'r Chow	0		Effect: "Super-Mega-Ultra-Charged", Effect Duration: 21
5856	unsweetened cold-filtered Scuba Snack	0		Effect: "Hennaliciousness", Effect Duration: 32
5857	nitrogenated skewed grey cube	0		Effect: "Mo' Hobo", Effect Duration: 46
5858	flattened blue votive candle	0		Effect: "Notably Lovely", Effect Duration: 52
5859	wet magnetized polarized booby trap	0		Effect: "substats.enh", Effect Duration: 43
5860	unsweetened narrow Agent Corrigan's cigarette	0		Effect: "Blessing of Bulbazinalli", Effect Duration: 51
5861	tarnished activated good ash	0		Effect: "Sappy Blood", Effect Duration: 24
5862	Tome of Rad Libs	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-09", Skill: "Summon Rad Libs"
5863	huge Rad Lib	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5864	papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; glob	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5865	irradiated papier-mochi	0		Effect: "Izchak's Blessing", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2012-09"
5866	ionized papier-m&acirc;chaeranthera	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Frozen Tortellini", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2012-09"
5867	vacuum-sealed spinning papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; toothpicks	0		Effect: "Hairless and Airless", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2012-09"
5868	shaking beefcake's papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute;te of the dark arts	0		Muscle: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Alters Page Text, Last Available: "2012-09"
5869	shaking beefy papier-m&acirc;chine gun of extreme caution	0		Muscle: +10, Monster Level: -25, Alters Page Text, Last Available: "2012-09"
5870	lightning-fast sizzling papier-masque	0		Hot Damage: +10, Initiative: +40, Single Equip, Alters Page Text, Last Available: "2012-09"
5871	fortified cool papier-mitre	0		Moxie: +5, Damage Absorption: +60, Alters Page Text, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-09"
5872	red executive brainy papier-m&acirc;churidars	0		Mysticality: +5, Meat Drop: +40, Alters Page Text, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-09"
5873	narrow papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; plaque	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5874	papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; handle	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5875	narrow papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; base	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5876	twirling papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; bowl	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5877	narrow tumbling papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; trophy pi&ntilde;ata	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5878	pulsating rock-hard Rainbow Jello Mould	0		Damage Reduction: 5
5879	Pete & Jackie's Dragon Tooth Emporium Catalog	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5880	packet of dragon's teeth	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5881	skeleton	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5882	Samson's skeleton skis of the ox of courage	0		Muscle: +20, Experience (Muscle): +5, Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-10"
5883	gigantic tasty teal skeleton quiche	9	awesome	Last Available: "2012-10"
5884	skeletal scabbard	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-10"
5885	blue skeletal skiff	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5886	tumbling MacGyver's Oprah's rosy-cheeked Bonestabber of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2012-10"
5887	smooth distilled crystal skeleton vodka	5	awesome	Last Available: "2012-10"
5888	Lazybones&trade; recliner	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5889	lime green supercool auxiliary backbone	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Last Available: "2012-10"
5890	skulldozer egg	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5891	spinning tumbling ribcage rollcage	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-10"
5892	super-adjusted anodized blurry green that gum you like	0		Effect: "Wintry Breath", Effect Duration: 25
5893	jittery dreaming Jung man	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12"
5894	Little Crimson Book	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
5895	upside-down avatar of the Unconscious Collective	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12"
5896	narrow blinking canary nightlight	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
5897	twisted Unconscious Collective Dream Jar	1	awesome	Last Available: "2013-12"
5898	jar of psychoses (The Suspicious-Looking Guy)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5899	jar of psychoses (The Captain of the Gourd)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5900	jar of psychoses (The Crackpot Mystic)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5901	jar of psychoses (The Old Man)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5902	jar of psychoses (The Pretentious Artist)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5903	blue jar of psychoses (The Meatsmith)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5905	jar of psychoses (Jick)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5906	upside-down pixel pill	0		
5907	pixel energy tank	0		
5908	shaking jittery ChibiBuddy&trade; (on)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5909	huge cyan vibrating wicked wedding ring	0		Spell Damage: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Single Equip
5910	twirling deactivated nanobots	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-11"
5911	nanorhino credit card	0		Last Available: "2012-11"
5912	mirror gravedigger's Solstice Shield of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Spooky Damage: +10
5913	polymerized nitrogenated candy sushi set	0		Effect: "Buttermilk Boogie", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2012-12"
5914	ionized super-dry blue sweet mochi ball	0		Effect: "Human-Hobo Hybrid", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2012-12"
5915	energized galvanized beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "Greedy Resolve", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2012-12"
5916	improved sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "Abominably Slippery", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2012-12"
5917	tarnished dry irradiated cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "Broken Bone Nubs", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2012-12"
5918	squat smartaleck's plastic animelf	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Last Available: "2012-12"
5919	huge frosty plastic ChibiBuddy&trade;	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5920	plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
5921	Usain Bolt's plastic Uncle Crimboku	0		Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2012-12"
5922	squat coward's plastic MechaElf	0		Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5923	green plastic ingot	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5924	electrical thingamabob	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5925	ChibiBuddy&trade; (off)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5926	BittyCar MeatCar	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5927	BittyCar HotCar	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5928	wizardly brainwave-controlled unicorn horn	0		Mysticality: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Uni-Gore", Familiar Effect: "atk, 5xVolley, cap 2", Last Available: "2012-12"
5929	bubble-wrap simulator	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5930	blind-packed capsule toy	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5931	skewed lard-coated plastic four-shadowed mime of the sweet-tooth	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +5, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5932	shaking educational plastic Bugbear Captain of the brazier	0		Experience: +1, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5933	Jim Carey's educational plastic Rene C. Corman	0		Experience: +1, Monster Level: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5934	groovy beefy plastic Lord Flameface	0		Muscle: +10, Moxie Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5935	beefy plastic Beebee King	0		Muscle: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5936	pulsating blurry plastic Queen Bee of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
5937	plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2012-12"
5938	plastic Clancy the Minstrel of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5939	plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5940	occult plastic spiderbugbear	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
5941	plastic peacannon of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Last Available: "2012-12"
5942	maroon narrow electrified plastic the Free Man	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5943	upside-down Temple Grandin's plastic fire servant	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2012-12"
5944	plastic mumblebee of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2012-12"
5945	tumbling shellacked plastic moneybee	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2012-12"
5946	bouncing prompt plastic beebee gunners	0		Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2012-12"
5947	personal trainer's plastic beebee queue	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5948	narrow lard-coated plastic buzzerker	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
5949	plastic bee swarm of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5950	ghostly Sinatra's plastic batbugbear	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5951	frosty plastic bugaboo	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5952	censurious plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2012-12"
5953	plastic ops bugbear of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
5954	mirror Rosewater's plastic hypodermic bugbear	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Last Available: "2012-12"
5955	sharpshooter's plastic cavebugbear	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5956	lime green inspector's plastic Norville Rogers	0		Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2012-12"
5957	nippy plastic Scott the Miner	0		Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5958	tumbling upside-down Newton's plastic angry space marine	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2012-12"
5959	spinning rosewater-soaked plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2012-12"
5960	experienced plastic Father McGruber	0		Experience: +2, Last Available: "2012-12"
5961	upside-down Jim Carey's plastic Hank North, Photojournalist	0		Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
5962	forbidden plastic blazing bat	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2012-12"
5963	ribald deadly electronic dulcimer pants	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play Hog Fiddle", Familiar Effect: "8xPotato, cap 2", Last Available: "2012-12"
5964	skewed A-Boo clue	0		
5965	greasy chaotic Frown Exerciser	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5966	soul monocle	0		Single Equip
5967	soul doorbell	0		
5968	soul coin	0		
5969	huge soul knife	0		
5970	tumbling ghostly slick soul mask	0		Moxie: +10, Single Equip
5971	bouncing record of infuriating silence	0		Skill: "Silent Slam", Last Available: "2012-10"
5972	record of infuriating silence (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Slam", Last Available: "2012-10"
5973	record of tranquil silence	0		Skill: "Silent Squirt", Last Available: "2012-10"
5974	record of tranquil silence (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Squirt", Last Available: "2012-10"
5975	record of menacing silence	0		Skill: "Silent Slice", Last Available: "2012-10"
5976	record of menacing silence (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Slice", Last Available: "2012-10"
5977	scorching silent beret of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Hot Damage: +25, Item Drop: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 3"
5978	flavorless fuchsia slice of pizza	3	decent	Last Available: "2013-02"
5979	gray huge coin	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5980	bouncing cartoon heart	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5981	green star	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5982	mediocre tankard of ale	3	decent	Last Available: "2013-02"
5983	tumbling vial of holy water	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5984	huge cloth cap of the blizzard of the sweet-tooth of the early riser	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Candy Drop: +100, Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-02"
5985	crafty arcane researcher's iron dagger of the sweet-tooth	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum MP: +10, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2013-02"
5986	rotten hamburger	3	crappy	Last Available: "2013-02"
5987	dollar-sign bag	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5988	olive potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5989	potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5990	triple-distilled enchanted artisanal bottle of wine	8	EPIC	Effect: "Burning Tongue", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2013-02"
5991	blinking round bomb	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5992	wool curative iron helmet of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Cold Resistance: +1, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-02"
5993	up-at-dawn careful supercharged steel sword	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Monster Level: -10, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2013-02"
5994	half-sized bland jittery whole roasted chicken	2	decent	Last Available: "2013-02"
5995	ghostly massive gemstone	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5996	bouncing extra-strength potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5997	potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5998	watered-down hand-crafted shining goblet	2	super EPIC	Last Available: "2013-02"
5999	fireball	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6000	family-friendly extremely unsafe crown of the early riser	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "3xGhoul, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-02"
6001	fireproof occult sword of the detective	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Hot Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2013-02"
6002	squat therapeutic weightlifter's Helm of the Scream Emperor of the brute	0		Muscle: +15, Muscle Percent: +30, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xFairy, cap 30", Last Available: "2013-02"
6003	rosy-cheeked personal trainer's cool Cloak of Dire Shadows	0		Moxie: +5, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2013-02"
6004	auspicious Lo Pan's boxer's Sword of Dark Omens	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2013-02"
6005	pulsating smelly Tesla Shield of Icy Fate of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2013-02"
6006	healthy studded Greaves of the Murk Lord of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 30", Last Available: "2013-02"
6007	sinister Herculean beefcake's Gauntlets of the Blood Moon	0		Muscle: +25, Experience (Muscle): +1, Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-02"
6008	flame-wreathed savvy Boots of Twilight Whispers of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Mysticality Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-02"
6009	ruddy Belt of Howling Anger of the brute of the detective	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Item Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-02"
6010	Jack Frost's logging hatchet	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50
6011	flame-wreathed orc wrist	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10
6012	blue skewed boxer's freshwater pearl necklace	0		Muscle Percent: +10
6013	supercharged smartaleck's orcish stud-finder	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +30
6014	beefy screwing pooch	0		Muscle: +10
6015	concentrated orcish hand lotion	0		Effect: "Physicali Tea", Effect Duration: 47
6016	enhanced non-moist orcish rubber	0		Effect: "Outer Wolf&trade;", Effect Duration: 17
6017	moist jittery orcish nailing lube	0		Effect: "Sparkly!", Effect Duration: 57
6018	drinkable weak backwoods screwdriver	2	good	
6019	boxer's loadstone	0		Muscle Percent: +10
6020	vibrating Claybender glasses of the blizzard	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
6021	Herculean Duskwalker fangs of mayonnaise	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
6022	Space Tourist Phaser	0		
6023	wobbly supercharged wholesome Whoompa Fur Pants	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 27"
6024	miser's Whatsian Ionic Pliers	0		Meat Drop: +10
6025	altered Polysniff Perfume	0		Effect: "Holiday Disappointment", Effect Duration: 55
6026	shaking Duskwalker syringe	0		
6027	Space Tours Tripple	0		
6028	skewed Battlie Light Saver	0		
6029	T.U.R.D.S. Key	0		
6030	ghostly dress pants of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, cap 28"
6031	extremely unsafe badge of authority	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
6032	clever stylish motorcycle boots	0		Moxie: +25, Maximum MP: +20, Single Equip
6033	Sherlock's scandalous stolen necklace	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Item Drop: +25
6034	bouncing shellacked troll britches of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Damage Reduction: 7, Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, cap 28"
6035	oxidized alkaline pressed vial of The Glistening	0		Effect: "Ogred and Oublietted", Effect Duration: 37
6036	artisanal high-proof artisanal limoncello	8	EPIC	
6037	upside-down ginger ale	0		
6038	moldy incredible pizza	3	crappy	
6039	blurry oil cap of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Item Drop: +5, Familiar Effect: "cap 28"
6040	grievous groovy oil lamp	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50
6041	manspreader's oil slacks	0		Monster Level: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 30"
6042	personal trainer's oil pan	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
6043	boid	0		
6044	woim	0		
6045	Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	0		
6046	shaking blinking twirling BittyCar SoulCar	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6047	skewed horrifying Rosewater's Misty Cloak	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Spooky Damage: +25
6048	Usain Bolt's Misty Robe of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Initiative: +80
6049	vibrating banded forbidden Misty Cape	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +10
6050	woimbook	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6051	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6052	small enchanted decent Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	2	good	Effect: "Ice Packed", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2012-12"
6053	spirit-forward special hand-crafted Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	5	EPIC	Effect: "Bloody Bloody Bloody!", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2012-12"
6054	polymerized Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	0		Effect: "Squatting and Thrusting", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2012-12"
6055	ghostly wobbly psychoanalytic jar	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6056	The Sword in the Steak	0		Last Available: "2013-12", Wiki Name: "The Sword in the Steak (item)"
6057	hale sinister Meatcleaver	0		Spell Damage: +10, Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6058	flame-wreathed Crimbo Elf bobble-head	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
6059	smartaleck's Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Last Available: "2012-12"
6060	Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2012-12"
6061	strapping Crimbo tree flocker	0		Muscle: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
6062	wool Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2012-12"
6063	narrow rosy-cheeked Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2012-12"
6064	sharp tin strip	0		
6065	spinning wad of spider silk	0		
6066	mirror goblin collarbone	0		
6067	Truthsayer of the ox of incineration	0		Muscle: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2013-12"
6068	blinking skewed loose blade	0		
6069	goblin bone hilt	0		
6070	sword blade	0		
6071	shaking blinking Thinknerd's Grimoire of Geeky Gifts	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12", Skill: "Summon Geeky Gifts"
6072	teal confusing LED clock	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6073	deionized spinning haggis-infused soap	0		Effect: "Oriental Mysticism", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2012-12"
6074	aerosolized warmed magicberry tablets	0		Effect: "Nature's Bounty", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2012-12"
6075	activated nitrogenated fuchsia skewed 37x37x37 puzzle cube	0		Effect: "The Real Deal", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2012-12"
6076	enchanted hand-crafted watered-down yellow McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	2	EPIC	Effect: "This Is Where You're a Viking", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2012-12"
6077	moldy haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis	3	crappy	Last Available: "2012-12"
6078	home robotics kit	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6079	school calculator watch	0		Last Available: "2012-12", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.25
6080	razor-sharp haggis socks	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Haggis Kick", Last Available: "2012-12"
6081	wobbly airblaster gun	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Air Blast", Last Available: "2012-12"
6082	maroon Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6083	actual reality goggles	0		Single Equip, Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12"
6084	spinning Mr. Haggis	0		Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2012-12"
6085	magnetic sculpture kit	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6086	spinning Microplushie: Otakulone of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
6087	bouncing Microplushie: Hippylase of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2012-12"
6088	blinking pulsating frosty Microplushie: Bropane	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
6089	flame-retardant Microplushie: Sororitrate	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2012-12"
6090	asbestos-lined Microplushie: Gothochondria	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
6091	grievous Microplushie: Raverdrine	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2012-12"
6092	Microplushie: Hobomosome of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Last Available: "2012-12"
6093	frosty Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
6094	mirror Lo Pan's Microplushie: Dorkonide	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2012-12"
6095	upside-down executive Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	0		Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2012-12"
6096	blue manspreader's Microplushie: Hipsterine	0		Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
6097	classy monkey	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6098	gourd potion	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6099	blurry sizzling Thinknerd T-Shirt	0		Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
6100	narrow fuchsia pile of useless robot parts	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6101	homemade robot	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6102	homemade robot gear	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6103	Artist's Whisk of Misery	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6104	Artist's Butterknife of Regret	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6105	Artist's Spatula of Despair	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6106	skewed Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6107	red Artist's Cr&egrave;me Brul&eacute;e Torch of Fury	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6108	Jack Frost's Oprah's Ginsu&trade;	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2013-12"
6109	twirling bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6110	bubble-wrap simulator (half broken)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6111	bubble-wrap simulator (one button left)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6112	zaibatsu lobby card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6113	jittery zaibatsu level 1 card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6114	zaibatsu level 2 card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6115	zaibatsu level 3 card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6116	CEO office card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6117	test site key	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6118	pulsating goggles	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6119	teal abacus	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6120	bonsai tree	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6121	acceptable Chinese beer	3	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
6122	cat statue	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6123	twirling rhinoceros horn	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6124	furry pink pillow	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6125	double-alkaline bottle of limeade	0		Effect: "Always be Collecting", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2013-12"
6126	blue ghostly curative supercool novelty tattoo sleeves	0		Moxie Percent: +20, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6127	pair of rhinoceros horns	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6128	furry brown pillow	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6129	red makeshift yakuza mask of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Last Available: "2013-12"
6130	piece	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6131	toy taijijian	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6132	battery	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6133	mirror flame-retardant sharpshooter's veiny White Dragon Fang	0		Maximum HP: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2013-12"
6134	narrow sizzling butterfly knife	0		Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6135	tube of herbal ointment	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6136	pencil kunai	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6137	weighted paperclip chain of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6138	great capacitor	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6139	twirling crafty rubber gloves	0		Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6140	Chinese curse words	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6141	pulsating triad summoning scroll	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6142	bland special massive roasted duck	6	decent	Effect: "Beta Carotene Overdose", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2013-12"
6143	rotten diet yellow dead meat bun	1	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
6144	Oprah's cat collar	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6145	hale razor-sharp suspicious-looking fedora	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 15", Last Available: "2013-12"
6147	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6148	Deactivated MiniMechaElf	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6149	MiniMechaElf Laser Punch Missile Launcher	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6150	Snow Suit	0		Familiar Weight: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2013-01"
6151	carrot nose	0		Last Available: "2013-01"
6152	adequate pulsating carrot cake	3	good	Last Available: "2013-01"
6153	lousy carrot claret	4	decent	Last Available: "2013-01"
6154	mixed carrot juice	1	crappy	Effect: "All Fired Up", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2013-01"
6155	pixel power cell	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6156	flickering pixel	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6157	huge red Samson's Byte of the empath	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6158	perfumed anger blaster	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Rage Flame", Last Available: "2013-12"
6159	olive baleful doubt cannon	0		Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Doubt Shackles", Last Available: "2013-12"
6160	wobbly slick fear condenser	0		Moxie: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fear Vapor", Last Available: "2013-12"
6161	regret hose of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tear Wave", Last Available: "2013-12"
6162	skewed Young Man's Crew Sequester	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6163	Young Man's Cargo Load	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6164	rosy-cheeked dance instructor's commodore's hat	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2013-12"
6165	quilted naval trousers	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato", Last Available: "2013-12"
6166	sizzling deck cannon of terror	0		Hot Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6167	green supercool ornamental sextant	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6168	tumbling family-friendly dangerous Bloodbath	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2013-12"
6169	hand-crafted special Hundred Headed IPA	4	EPIC	Effect: "Truly Gritty", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2013-12"
6170	adequate half-sized chum	2	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
6171	aerosolized flattened crude crudit&eacute;s	0		Effect: "Wasabi With You", Effect Duration: 57
6172	ionized pickled lime green candy crayons	0		Effect: "Jawin'", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2020-09"
6173	double-paned pixel grappling hook of temperance	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +5
6174	blurry GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6175	GameInformPowerDailyPro walkthru	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6176	cosmic egg	0		
6177	bouncing cosmic dough	0		
6178	cosmic vegetable	0		
6179	cosmic cheese	0		
6180	blurry cosmic potted meat product	0		
6181	mirror cosmic potato	0		
6182	narrow cosmic cream	0		
6183	lime green spinning twirling cosmic fruit	0		
6184	blinking avaricious greedy aromatic Jarlsberg's hat	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: 50
6185	stale massive consummate hard-boiled egg	6	decent	
6186	bland half-sized consummate fried egg	2	decent	
6187	bland massive consummate egg salad	7	decent	
6188	decent super-sized consummate bagel	5	good	
6189	bland consummate sliced bread	4	decent	
6190	stale maroon consummate hot dog bun	3	decent	
6191	stale yellow consummate brownie	3	decent	
6192	yummy tumbling blinking consummate toast	4	awesome	
6193	delicious irresponsibly strong narrow passable stout	10	awesome	
6194	flavorless blurry consummate soup	4	decent	
6195	yummy miniature red consummate corn chips	2	awesome	
6196	adequate consummate salad	3	good	
6197	stale huge ghostly yellow consummate salsa	3	decent	
6198	snack-sized spoiled consummate sauerkraut	2	crappy	
6199	gigantic adequate huge consummate cheese slice	10	good	
6200	delicious snack-sized skewed consummate melted cheese	2	awesome	
6201	yummy consummate bacon	4	awesome	
6202	rotten consummate meatloaf	3	crappy	
6203	half-sized adequate consummate steak	2	good	
6204	gigantic decent consummate cuts	7	good	
6205	bland consummate frankfurter	4	decent	
6206	spoiled mirror consummate french fries	3	crappy	
6207	yummy consummate baked potato	3	awesome	
6208	mediocre watered-down maroon acceptable vodka	2	decent	
6209	moldy consummate ice cream	4	crappy	
6210	huge spoiled bouncing consummate whipped cream	10	crappy	
6211	toothsome enchanted bouncing consummate cream	3	awesome	Effect: "Stinking Cloud", Effect Duration: 30
6212	huge normal consummate strawberries	6	good	
6213	bite-sized moldy consummate sorbet	1	crappy	
6214	hand-crafted adequate rum	3	EPIC	
6215	watered-down acceptable mediocre lager	2	good	
6216	moldy maroon wobbly immaculate grilled cheese	3	crappy	
6217	adequate low-calorie special immaculate ice cream sandwich	1	good	Effect: "Think Win-Lose", Effect Duration: 30
6218	rotten bite-sized immaculate hot dog	1	crappy	
6219	miniature stale immaculate egg salad sandwich	2	decent	
6220	yummy big perfect sandwich	5	awesome	
6221	yummy perfect chef salad	3	awesome	
6222	stale half-sized perfect breakfast	2	decent	
6223	half-sized spoiled blue sublime deluxe hot dog	2	crappy	
6224	adequate small tumbling sublime stew	2	good	
6225	special moldy twirling sublime nachos	4	crappy	Effect: "Sweet and Green", Effect Duration: 20
6226	bland skewed spinning Ultimate Breakfast Sandwich	3	decent	
6227	tiny stale Loaded Baked Potato	1	decent	
6228	adequate massive Omega Sundae	10	good	
6229	weak mediocre Das Sauerlager	2	decent	
6230	lousy Bologna Lambic	3	decent	
6231	lousy blinking Vodka Dog	3	decent	
6232	watered-down artisanal fancy Disappointed Russian	2	EPIC	Effect: "Glittering Eyelashes", Effect Duration: 20
6233	acceptable triple-distilled Chunky Mary	9	good	
6234	lousy blinking ghostly Nachojito	3	decent	
6235	perfectly mixed practically non-alcoholic skewed Le Roi	1	super ultra EPIC	
6236	acceptable shaking Over Easy Rider	3	good	
6237	jittery olive cosmic six-pack	0		
6239	ionized mirror olive cube of ectoplasm	0		Effect: "Holiday Bliss", Effect Duration: 29
6240	corrupted Illuminati earpiece	0		Effect: "Weapon of Mass Destruction", Effect Duration: 42
6241	anodized censored can label	0		Effect: "Gamer Rage", Effect Duration: 32
6242	Vulcanized moist corrupted ectoplasm <i>au jus</i>	0		Effect: "Yet tea", Effect Duration: 53
6243	colloidal super-enhanced ghostly the kindest cut	0		Effect: "Inappropriate Spirit", Effect Duration: 20
6244	frozen quantum narrow mirror cat's paw	0		Effect: "Good with the Ladies", Effect Duration: 49
6245	aerosolized ionized ASCII fu manchu	0		Effect: "Yes, Can Haz", Effect Duration: 30
6246	irradiated energized dry narrow demonic surgical gloves	0		Effect: "Stinky Weapon", Effect Duration: 28
6247	quantum liquefied clip-on ninja tie	0		Effect: "Stevedave's Shanty of Superiority", Effect Duration: 25
6248	improved skewed gamer slurry	0		Effect: "Shamboozled", Effect Duration: 40
6249	tumbling dungeoneering kit	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6250	bouncing Usain Bolt's executive smelly foul-smelling lion tamer's dangerous numberwang	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Experience (familiar): +2, Stench Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Initiative: +80, Single Equip
6251	concentrated modified scroll of Protection from Bad Stuff	0		Effect: "Buggy Flavor", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2013-02"
6252	electrified skewed scroll of Puddingskin	0		Effect: "Sticky Fingers", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2013-02"
6253	blurry Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb	0		Skill: "Walberg's Dim Bulb"
6254	blinking skewed Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot	0		Skill: "Singer's Faithful Ocelot"
6255	Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise	0		Skill: "Drescher's Annoying Noise"
6256	dried gelatinous cube	0		
6257	pile of dungeon junk	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6258	friendly resourceful Staff of the Healthy Breakfast of the wise owl of the blizzard	0		Mysticality: +20, Maximum MP: +50, Familiar Weight: +3, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Jiggle: "Recover Some HP"
6259	lightning-fast chaotic medical-grade Staff of the Staff of Life of mayonnaise	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +40, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Jiggle: "Full HP Recovery"
6260	Rosewater's brainy Staff of the Light Lunch of Flo-Jo	0		Mysticality: +5, Mysticality Percent: +30, Initiative: +100, Jiggle: "Deal Some Cold Damage"
6261	spinning double-paned studded Da Vinci's Staff of the Standalone Cheese	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Damage Absorption: +80, Cold Resistance: +5, Jiggle: "Banish opponent for the rest of the day"
6262	maroon Jeselnik's boxer's Staff of the Hearty Dinner of the sewer	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +25, Jiggle: "Weaken Bad Guy"
6263	toasty arcane researcher's Staff of the All-Steak of Flo-Jo	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Hot Damage: +5, Initiative: +100, Jiggle: "Massive Bonus to Item Drops"
6264	prompt resourceful Staff of Fruit Salad of incineration	0		Maximum MP: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Adventures: +3, Jiggle: "Deal Some Prismatic Damage"
6265	energetic smooth slick Staff of the Cream of the Cream	0		Moxie: 25, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Jiggle: "Attune to Monster's Essence"
6266	jar of protein powder	0		
6267	flavorless snack-sized shaking grain of protein powder	2	decent	
6268	dry yellow wobbly pec oil	0		Effect: "Okee-Dokee Go!", Effect Duration: 61
6269	scorching gym membership card	0		Hot Damage: +25
6270	super-diffused modified teal upside-down Squat-Thrust Magazine	0		Effect: "Drenched With Filth", Effect Duration: 37
6271	shaking massive dumbbell	0		
6272	toasty chilly penguin keychain	0		Cold Damage: +5, Hot Damage: +5
6273	flattened dry tumbling O'RLY manual	0		Effect: "Bustle Hustlin'", Effect Duration: 33
6274	perfectly mixed weak bouncing open sauce	2	EPIC	
6275	groovy turkey leg of vim and vigor	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +50
6276	special bad Ye Olde Meade	3	decent	Effect: "Adrenaline Rush", Effect Duration: 25
6277	irradiated extra-polarized Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick	0		Effect: "You Ate Some Hemp Candy", Effect Duration: 60
6278	Ye Olde Medieval Insult	0		
6279	nasty pewter claymore	0		Stench Damage: +5
6280	jittery stanky artisanal rice peeler	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25
6281	moldy shaking heirloom grape tomato	4	crappy	
6282	yellow chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli	0		
6283	red brown felt tophat of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6284	cyan gear	0		
6285	Mark I Steam-Hat of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Item Drop: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6286	jittery experienced Mark II Steam-Hat of James Dean of mayonnaise	0		Experience: +2, Experience (Moxie): +3, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6287	smelly quilted Mark III Steam-Hat of wisdom of dire peril	0		Mysticality: +15, Weapon Damage: +20, Damage Absorption: +40, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6288	clever curative personal trainer's smartaleck's Mark IV Steam-Hat of the boozehound	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum MP: +20, Booze Drop: +100, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6289	teal bouncing Tesla vibrating veiny brawny Mark V Steam-Hat of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Muscle Percent: +20, Maximum HP: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Death Ray", Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6290	steam-powered model rocketship	0		
6291	wicked boxer's punk rock jacket	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Spell Damage: +5
6292	olive Lo Pan's educational safety pin	0		Experience: +1, Spell Critical Percent: +30
6293	moldy big stolen sushi	5	crappy	
6294	very overdue library book	0		
6295	drum 'n' bass 'n' drum 'n' bass record	0		
6296	green cosmic bucket	0		Free Pull
6297	blinking fragment of Jarlsberg's soul	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-06"
6298	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	0		
6299	blurry model airship	0		
6300	magnetized pressed mirror yellow Super Weight-Gain 9000	0		Effect: "Tingly Wrists", Effect Duration: 28
6301	chilled quadruple-polymerized upside-down possibility potion	0		Effect: "Texas Elegance", Effect Duration: 45
6302	jittery skewed eleven-foot pole	0		
6303	blurry ring of Detect Boring Doors	0		
6304	lime green wool medical-grade Da Vinci's cool Jarlsberg's pan (Cosmic portal mode) of Calamity Jane	0		Moxie: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Cold Resistance: +1, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Jarlsberg)]
6305	ribald arcane researcher's groovy Jarlsberg's pan of mayonnaise of the boozehound	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Booze Drop: +100, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Jarlsberg)]
6306	twirling tumbling Cosmic Calorie	0		Last Available: "2013-03"
6307	chilled triple-wet celestial olive oil	0		Effect: "Ten out of Ten", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2013-03"
6308	ionized spinning celestial carrot juice	0		Effect: "Liquidy Smoky", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2013-03"
6309	anodized moist bouncing green celestial au jus	0		Effect: "[1701]Hip to the Jive", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2013-03"
6310	enhanced diffused mirror celestial squid ink	0		Effect: "Biologically Shocked", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2013-03"
6311	blinking gray Herculean Uncle Buck	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Softcore Only
6312	crate of fish meat	0		
6313	purple damp wallet	0		
6314	red pipe	0		Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 10
6315	avaricious stanky SCUBA tank	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +30, Adventure Underwater
6316	pulsating ghostly manspreader's sinister deep six-shooter	0		Spell Damage: +10, Monster Level: +10
6317	lime green resourceful Oprah's sea chaps	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Maximum MP: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xBarrr"
6318	Jack Frost's smooth sea holster of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Moxie: +15, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
6319	polymerized shavin' razor	0		Effect: "Seriously Mutated", Effect Duration: 17
6320	blurry long-forgotten necklace of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60
6321	pearl	0		
6322	sea lace	0		
6323	Usain Bolt's weightlifter's jam band of mayonnaise	0		Muscle: +15, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +80
6324	reassuring aquamariner's ring of the storm of Gandalf	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip
6325	healthy stiffened aquamariner's necklace of incineration	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
6326	Annie Oakley's pearl diver's ring of horror	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
6327	scandalous pearl diver's necklace of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip
6328	sushi doily	0		
6329	jittery scimitar cozy	0		
6330	ghostly fish stick cozy	0		
6331	bazooka cozy	0		
6332	upside-down Sherlock's electrified Herculean cozy scimitar	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Item Drop: +25, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Breakable
6333	flame-wreathed ruddy slick Staff of the Cozy Fish	0		Moxie: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Breakable
6334	lightning-fast cozy bazooka of the overflowing toilet of the early riser	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +40, Adventures: +7, Breakable
6335	wholesome studded sea mantle	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum HP Percent: +10
6336	toasty nippy sea shawl	0		Cold Damage: +10, Hot Damage: +5, Spell Damage Percent: +150
6337	up-at-dawn experienced sea cape	0		Experience: +2, Adventures: +5, Initiative: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +15
6338	mirror saltwaterbed	0		
6339	rosewater-soaked muddy pirate hat of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 31"
6340	manspreader's wicked floral-print skirt	0		Spell Damage: +5, Monster Level: +10, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 2xPotato, cap 15"
6341	extremely unsafe spectral axe of mayonnaise	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
6342	upside-down upside-down stanky super-strong air freshener of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +25
6343	tarnished Mer-kin lipstick	0		Effect: "So You Can Work More...", Effect Duration: 54
6344	Mer-kin mouthsoap	0		
6345	enhanced polymerized super-tarnished Mer-kin strongjuice	0		Effect: "Cold, Dead Hands", Effect Duration: 68
6346	Mer-kin fitbrine	0		
6347	activated purple Mer-kin ragejuice	0		Effect: "Material Witness", Effect Duration: 35
6348	Mer-kin dragbelt of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Experience (Muscle): +20, Single Equip
6349	brainy Mer-kin eyeglasses	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +20, Single Equip
6350	Mer-kin gutgirdle of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): 23, Single Equip
6351	shaking blurry stylish Mer-kin finpaddle	0		Moxie: +25
6352	studded Mer-kin stopwatch	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Initiative: +50
6353	narrow bouncing Mer-kin dreadscroll	0		
6354	tarnished non-denatured Mer-kin smartjuice	0		Effect: "Gummi-Grin", Effect Duration: 45
6355	pickled Mer-kin cooljuice	0		Effect: "Punch Another Day", Effect Duration: 34
6356	jittery Mer-kin worktea	0		
6357	Mer-kin knucklebone	0		
6358	jittery purple Mer-kin darkbook	0		Skill: "Deep Dark Visions"
6359	Mer-kin begsign of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +40
6360	Libram of Pulled Taffy	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-04", Skill: "Summon Taffy"
6361	nitrogenated wet tarnished lime green pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Liquid Luck", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2013-04"
6362	frozen huge pulled indigo taffy	0		Effect: "Egg-cellent Vocabulary", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2013-04"
6363	cold-filtered shaking pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Orc Chops", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2013-04"
6364	activated moist jittery pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Berry Experiential", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2013-04"
6365	chilled chilled extra-colloidal pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Block-Rockin' Beet", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2013-04"
6366	quadruple-vacuum-sealed spinning ghostly pulsating pulled violet taffy	0		Effect: "Walberg's Dim Bulb", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2013-04"
6367	improved pressed ionized blurry pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Boletus Swoletus", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2013-04"
6368	Mer-kin hallpass	0		
6369	pulsating teal lump of clay	0		
6370	twisted piece of wire	0		
6371	lousy can of the cheapest beer	3	decent	
6372	bad ghostly squat bottle of fruity &quot;wine&quot;	3	decent	
6373	mediocre single swig of vodka	3	decent	
6374	angry inch	0		
6375	purple grievous testy toolbox	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Rollover Effect Duration: 11
6376	squat Jick-o-User	0		
6378	skewed eraser nubbin	0		
6379	chlorine crystal	0		
6380	magnetized ph balancer	0		Effect: "X-Ray Vision", Effect Duration: 21
6381	aerosolized diffused extra-deionized shaking mysterious chemical residue	0		Effect: "Snobby", Effect Duration: 19
6382	wobbly nugget of sodium	0		
6383	enchanted root beer	1	decent	Effect: "Greased-Up Familiar", Effect Duration: 30
6384	cyan jigsaw blade	0		
6385	wood screw	0		
6386	lime green bouncing balsa plank	0		
6387	blob of wood glue	0		
6388	envyfish egg	0		Last Available: "2013-04"
6389	aerosolized mirror Mer-kin rocksalt	0		Effect: "You Know Who to Call", Effect Duration: 68
6390	diffused tumbling Mer-kin saltmint	0		Effect: "Spirit Bubble", Effect Duration: 23
6391	polymerized polymerized Mer-kin saltsquid	0		Effect: "Human-Slime Hybrid", Effect Duration: 30
6392	blue energetic hardened scale-mail underwear	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley"
6393	dry unsweetened comb jelly	0		Effect: "You Liver", Effect Duration: 56
6394	red anemone sauce	0		
6395	inky squid sauce	0		
6396	bouncing Mer-kin weaksauce	0		
6397	peanut sauce	0		
6398	glass	0		
6399	non-ionized bouncing Boss Drops	0		Effect: "Cancer Rising", Effect Duration: 67
6400	Mer-kin lunchbox	0		
6401	warmed skewed tear	0		Effect: "Boletus Swoletus", Effect Duration: 35
6402	double-warmed ghostly jagged tooth	0		Effect: "Healthy Red Glow", Effect Duration: 19
6403	warmed gray huge wobbly grisly shell fragment	0		Effect: "Destructive Resolve", Effect Duration: 30
6404	moist alkaline squat spinning violent pastilles	0		Effect: "Gonna Get You, Sucker", Effect Duration: 22
6405	alkaline irradiated vacuum-sealed huge worst candy	0		Effect: "White-boy Angst", Effect Duration: 20
6406	ionized fudge-shaped hole in space-time	0		Effect: "White Blooded", Effect Duration: 29
6407	narrow chaotic rock-hard supercool Pocket Square of Loathing	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Damage Reduction: 5, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Single Equip, Cloathing
6408	corrupted stardust	0		
6409	Star Spawn	0		
6410	bow from beyond the stars	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6411	twirling narrow KoLHS Pep Squad Box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-09"
6412	shaking skull	0		No Pull
6413	jittery Order of the Green Thumb Order Form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-04"
6414	clutch of dodecapede eggs	0		
6415	miniature bland flavorless gruel	2	decent	
6416	stale mana curds	3	decent	
6417	twist of lime	0		
6418	yellow spinning pencil stub	0		
6419	boiled yellow moth dust	0		Effect: "Slimily Speedy", Effect Duration: 14
6420	alkaline chilled spinning glob of spoiled mayo	0		Effect: "Polka Face", Effect Duration: 42
6421	tonic djinn	0		
6422	stale cyan vampire chowder	4	decent	
6423	Tales of Dread	0		Free Pull
6424	Dreadsylvanian skeleton key	0		
6425	purple Official Seal of Dreadsylvania	0		
6426	bland miniature Dreadsylvanian stew	2	decent	
6427	aged Dreadsylvanian	4	awesome	
6428	improved extra-unsweetened olive Dreadsylvanian flask	0		Effect: "Stregngth of the Gnome", Effect Duration: 28
6429	magnetized energized upside-down teal Dreadsylvanian flask	0		Effect: "Broken Fast", Effect Duration: 17
6430	tumbling up-at-dawn arcane researcher's dreadful fedora	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Adventures: +5, Kruegerand Drop: 5, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xLep"
6431	fireproof dreadful sweater	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Kruegerand Drop: 5
6432	cool dreadful glove	0		Moxie: +5, Kruegerand Drop: 5
6433	bouncing Freddy Kruegerand	0		
6434	Mark of the Bugbear	0		
6435	pulsating Mark of the Werewolf	0		
6436	narrow blue Mark of the Zombie	0		
6437	tumbling Mark of the Ghost	0		
6438	blinking Mark of the Vampire	0		
6439	Mark of the Skeleton	0		
6440	huge Oprah's extremely unsafe Covers-Your-Head of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xVolley"
6441	scandalous sizzling Herculean Drapes-You-Regally	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Hot Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5, Class: "Disco Bandit"
6442	nippy coward's brainy Warms-Your-Tush	0		Mysticality: +5, Monster Level: -20, Cold Damage: +10, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato"
6443	wicked Helps-You-Sleep of the overflowing toilet	0		Spell Damage: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Blind
6444	arcane researcher's thinker's Quiets-Your-Steps of Flo-Jo	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Initiative: +100, Single Equip
6445	toasty Protects-Your-Junk of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip
6446	artisanal watered-down ghostly Gets-You-Drunk	2	EPIC	
6447	gravedigger's Jim Carey's Great Wolf's headband of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Monster Level: +25, Spooky Damage: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley"
6448	Lo Pan's crafty Great Wolf's left paw of the sweet-tooth	0		Maximum MP: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Candy Drop: +100, Class: "Seal Clubber", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Great Slash"
6449	gravedigger's Jack Frost's arcane researcher's Great Wolf's right paw	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Damage: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Great Slash"
6450	mirror padded groovy Great Wolf's rocket launcher	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Damage Absorption: +20, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Rocket"
6451	fuchsia perfumed healthy beefy Great Wolf's beastly trousers	0		Muscle: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Stench Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1.5xWhelp"
6452	yellow Great Wolf's lice	0		
6453	flattened triple-warmed blurry Hunger&trade; Sauce	0		Effect: "Deep-Seated Rage", Effect Duration: 32
6454	resourceful educational brainy zombie mariachi hat	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience: +1, Maximum MP: +50, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep"
6455	spinning frosty mansplainer's vibrating zombie accordion	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Monster Level: +15, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Single Equip, Song Duration: 20
6456	jittery scorching healthy steel-toed zombie mariachi pants	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy"
6457	upside-down dog trainer's stylish HOA regulation book of extreme caution	0		Moxie: +25, Monster Level: -25, Experience (familiar): +1
6458	tumbling sizzling dangerous personal trainer's HOA zombie eyes	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Weapon Damage: +10, Hot Damage: +10, Single Equip
6459	HOA citation pad	0		
6460	wriggling severed nose	0		
6461	wobbly nosy nose ringy ring	0		Familiar Weight: +15
6462	teal foul-smelling personal trainer's Herculean Mayor Ghost's toupee	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Stench Damage: +10, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
6463	Samson's Mayor Ghost's cloak of the blizzard of the glutton	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Food Drop: +100, Class: "Pastamancer"
6464	nasty beefy Mayor Ghost's khakis of terror	0		Muscle: +10, Stench Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, HP regen"
6465	squat energetic medical-grade Fonzie's Mayor Ghost's gavel	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum MP Percent: +20, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Hammer Ghost"
6466	veiny forbidden grievous Mayor Ghost's sash	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP: +10, Single Equip
6467	gray Mayor Ghost's scissors	0		
6468	moldy miniature upside-down ghost pepper	2	crappy	
6469	mirror energetic hardened Thunkula's drinking cap of incineration	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley"
6470	narrow smooth Drunkula's cape of the bloodbag of the glutton	0		Moxie: +15, Maximum HP: +100, Food Drop: +100, Class: "Sauceror"
6471	maroon miser's Oprah's Drunkula's silky pants of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Meat Drop: +10, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul"
6472	wobbly Drunkula's bell	0		
6473	ruddy Rosewater's Drunkula's ring of haze of temperance	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Avoid Attack: 1, Single Equip
6474	cyan wool Drunkula's wineglass	0		Cold Resistance: +1
6475	hand-crafted triple-distilled bottle of Bloodweiser	7	EPIC	
6476	energetic curative Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap of the brazier	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy"
6477	chaotic beefy Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate of the storm	0		Muscle: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
6478	wobbly up-at-dawn Annie Oakley's Sinatra's Unkillable Skeleton's shinguards	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Adventures: +5, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr"
6479	frightening smelly manspreader's MacGyver's Unkillable Skeleton's sawsword of the storm of incineration	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Maximum MP: +100, Monster Level: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +5
6480	Unkillable Skeleton's shield of the blizzard of mayonnaise	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Thorns: 1
6481	Temple Grandin's arcane researcher's Unkillable Skeleton's restless leg	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Familiar Weight: +7
6482	stiffened Da Vinci's Staff of the Roaring Hearth of doom	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Damage Reduction: 1, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
6483	Kool-Aid	1	good	
6484	dread tarragon	0		
6485	skewed bone flour	0		
6486	dreadful roast	0		
6487	stinking agaricus	0		
6488	moldy thick Dreadsylvanian shepherd's pie	5	crappy	
6489	music box parts	0		
6490	unwound mechanical songbird	0		
6491	tailfeathers	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6492	wax banana	0		
6493	complicated lock impression	0		
6494	replica key	0		
6495	jittery perfumed Dreadsylvania Auditor's badge	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Kruegerand Drop: 5, Single Equip
6496	fuchsia blood kiwi	0		
6497	eau de mort	0		
6498	strong tolerable wobbly bloody kiwitini	5	good	
6499	moon-amber	0		
6500	red polished moon-amber	0		
6501	reassuring coward's moon-amber necklace of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Monster Level: -20, Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip
6502	Dreadsylvanian seed pod	0		
6503	wobbly ghost pencil	0		
6504	gravedigger's Tesla smartaleck's hangman's hood	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Spooky Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
6505	pulsating Van der Graaf wizardly ring finger ring of the storm	0		Mysticality: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +40, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
6506	Dreadsylvanian clockwork key	0		
6507	cool iron ingot	0		
6508	ghostly smooth cool iron helmet of doom	0		Moxie: +15, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
6509	skewed narrow knitted therapeutic cool iron breastplate	0		Cold Resistance: +3, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
6510	fireproof hale cool iron greaves	0		Maximum HP: +20, Hot Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr"
6511	Tesla supercool ghost shawl	0		Moxie Percent: +20, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
6512	blinking skull capacitor	0		
6513	wobbly groovy warm fur	0		Moxie Percent: +10
6514	scorching snowstick	0		Hot Damage: +25
6515	wicked eerie fetish	0		Spell Damage: +5, Single Equip
6516	smooth watered-down maroon skewed stinkwater	2	awesome	
6517	dubious loincloth	0		Damage Aura: 1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1.5xVolley"
6518	moldy super-sized accidental mutton	5	crappy	
6519	manspreader's Lo Pan's drafty drawers	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Monster Level: +10, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley"
6520	boxer's wolfskull mask of the glutton	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
6521	narrow guts necklace of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
6522	lime green zippy ribald groping claw	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Initiative: +20
6523	beefy vengeful spirit	0		Muscle: +10
6524	narrow Annie Oakley's BOOtonniere	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Single Equip
6525	galvanized adjusted lime green ghost thread	0		Effect: "There Wolf", Effect Duration: 15
6526	horrifying bag of unfinished business of the boozehound	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Booze Drop: +100
6527	shaking toasty weightlifter's transparent pants	0		Muscle: +15, Hot Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato"
6528	energetic hothammer	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20
6529	aged Thriller Ice	4	awesome	
6530	cool grandfather watch	0		Moxie: +5, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
6531	muddy skirt	0		Damage Aura: 1, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy"
6532	stanky frosty spyglass	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25
6533	vial of hot blood of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Single Equip
6534	ghostly lion tamer's remorseless knife	0		Experience (familiar): +2
6535	ghostly sinister intimidating coiffure	0		Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "hot afk, 1xPotato"
6536	asbestos-lined Temple Grandin's cod cape	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Hot Resistance: +5
6537	tasty diet blood sausage	1	awesome	
6538	lard-coated Sinatra's frying brainpan	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
6539	brainy ball and chain of the storm	0		Mysticality: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Single Equip
6540	friendly dry bone	0		Familiar Weight: +3
6541	wobbly tailbone shield	0		Item Drop: +5, Thorns: 1
6542	Samson's tonguebone	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Single Equip
6543	Van der Graaf energetic pogo stick	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
6545	gravedigger's foul-smelling baleful weedy skirt	0		Spell Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
6546	bouncing jittery flame-retardant fortified pants	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Hot Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk"
6547	wobbly Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	0		
6548	cooling iron helmet	0		
6549	cooling iron breastplate	0		
6550	cooling iron greaves	0		
6551	hot cluster	0		
6552	huge cluster	0		
6553	blurry cluster	0		
6554	stench cluster	0		
6555	sleaze cluster	0		
6556	super-moist phial of hotness	0		Effect: "Drunk With Power", Effect Duration: 18
6557	flattened phial of coldness	0		Effect: "Spiritually Awake", Effect Duration: 54
6558	modified maroon squat phial of spookiness	0		Effect: "It's Electric!", Effect Duration: 23
6559	super-dry phial of stench	0		Effect: "Pisces Rising", Effect Duration: 18
6560	double-galvanized frozen boiled narrow phial of sleaziness	0		Effect: "Mer-kinny Flavor", Effect Duration: 27
6561	wobbly adventurer clone egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-06"
6562	ghostly mini-Mr. Accessory	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6563	hale hand of Mr. Cards	0		Maximum HP: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw a Mr. Card"
6564	normal yellow Dreadsylvanian hot pocket	3	good	
6565	adequate Dreadsylvanian pocket	3	good	
6566	delicious Dreadsylvanian pocket	3	awesome	
6567	adequate Dreadsylvanian stink pocket	3	good	
6568	normal gigantic Dreadsylvanian sleaze pocket	9	good	
6569	hand-crafted watered-down Dreadsylvanian hot toddy	2	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
6570	lousy Dreadsylvanian cold-fashioned	3	decent	
6571	artisanal Dreadsylvanian grimlet	3	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
6572	tolerable extra-dry Dreadsylvanian dank and stormy	5	good	
6573	spirit-forward lousy Dreadsylvanian slithery nipple	5	decent	
6574	hot clusterbomb	0		
6575	upside-down clusterbomb	0		
6576	spinning clusterbomb	0		
6577	stench clusterbomb	0		
6578	sleaze clusterbomb	0		
6579	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	0		
6580	huge red length of fuse	0		
6581	cyan dreadful box	0		
6582	huge shaking Clan hot dog stand	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-07"
6583	pulsating upside-down vicious spiked collar	0		Familiar Damage: +20
6584	hot dog wrapper of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25
6585	ruddy debonair deboner of bravery	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Spooky Resistance: +5
6586	non-wet chicle de salchicha	0		Effect: "Pill Power", Effect Duration: 27
6587	grievous jar of frostigkraut	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Damage Aura: 1
6588	toasty dog trainer's gnawed-up dog bone	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Hot Damage: +5
6589	flame-wreathed Grey Guanon	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Damage Aura: 1
6590	ghostly Usain Bolt's clever smartaleck's Engorged Sausages and You	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +20, Initiative: +80
6591	tolerable practically non-alcoholic dream of a dog	1	good	
6592	miser's Herculean optimal spreadsheet of the bloodbag	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum HP: +100, Meat Drop: +10
6593	defective Game Grid token	0		
6594	shaking hot Dreadsylvanian cocoa	0		
6595	dehydrated bouncing epic cluster	1	good	
6596	clockwork egg	0		
6597	teal clockwork birdhouse	0		
6598	clockwork disc	0		
6599	clockwork hand	0		
6600	clockwork hand	0		
6601	clockwork numeral I	0		
6602	clockwork numeral II	0		
6603	olive clockwork numeral III	0		
6604	clockwork numeral IV	0		
6605	clockwork numeral V	0		
6606	clockwork numeral VI	0		
6607	ghostly clockwork numeral VII	0		
6608	clockwork numeral VIII	0		
6609	ghostly clockwork numeral IX	0		
6610	clockwork numeral X	0		
6611	pulsating clockwork numeral XI	0		
6612	clockwork numeral XII	0		
6613	pulsating clockwork cuckoo	0		
6614	cuckoo clock	0		
6615	perfectly mixed Cold One	3	???	
6616	delicious spaghetti breakfast	3	???	
6617	skewed teal shaking over-the-shoulder Folder Holder	0		Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2013-08", Softcore Only: [1-path(KOLHS)]
6618	folder (red)	0		Muscle: +20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6619	folder (blue)	0		Mysticality: +20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6620	folder (green)	0		Moxie: +20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6621	folder (magenta)	0		Muscle: +15, Mysticality: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6622	folder (cyan)	0		Mysticality: +15, Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6623	folder (yellow)	0		Muscle: +15, Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6624	folder (smiley face)	0		Experience (Muscle): +2, Last Available: "2013-08"
6625	folder (wizard)	0		Experience (Mysticality): +2, Last Available: "2013-08"
6626	folder (space skeleton)	0		Experience (Moxie): +2, Last Available: "2013-08"
6627	tumbling folder (D-Team)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6628	upside-down folder (Ex-Files)	0		Combat Rate: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6629	folder (skull and crossbones)	0		Combat Rate: -5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6630	folder (Knight Writer)	0		Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2013-08"
6631	folder (Jackass Plumber)	0		Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2013-08"
6632	fuchsia folder (holographic fractal)	0		All Resistance: +4, Last Available: "2013-08"
6633	folder (barbarian)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6634	folder (rainbow unicorn)	0		Last Available: "2013-08", Thorns: 5
6635	folder (Seawolf)	0		Better Diver: +10, Last Available: "2013-08"
6636	mirror folder (dancing dolphins)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6637	folder (catfish)	0		Familiar Weight: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6638	folder (tranquil landscape)	0		Damage Reduction: 15, HP / MP Regen Min: 10, HP / MP Regen Max: 20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6639	cyan folder (owl)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6640	folder (Stinky Trash Kid)	0		Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2013-08"
6641	folder (sports car)	0		Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6642	folder (sportsballs)	0		PvP Fights: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6643	folder (heavy metal)	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6644	folder (Yedi)	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2013-08"
6645	spinning squat folder (KOLHS)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6648	stylish slide rule of the cougar	0		Moxie: 45
6649	triple-ionized quadruple-colloidal corrupted Ogres and Oubliettes&trade; module	0		Effect: "Bear Clawed", Effect Duration: 43
6650	Mountain Stream Code Black Alert	0		
6651	twisted-up wet towel	0		
6652	high-proof tolerable stepmom's booze	9	good	
6653	purple surgical tape	0		
6654	educational band T-shirt	0		Experience: +1
6655	high-proof mediocre huge fountain 'soda'	7	decent	
6656	bouncing illegal firecracker	0		
6657	Annie Oakley's veiny pickelhaube	0		Maximum HP: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 18"
6658	nitrogenated triple-enhanced pickled hair oil	0		Effect: "Fungal Fortification", Effect Duration: 19
6659	adjusted Vulcanized scrap	0		Effect: "Low on the Hog", Effect Duration: 21
6660	school spirit socket set	0		
6661	tumbling suspension bridge	0		
6662	reassuring therapeutic banded Staff of the Lunch Lady of the cheetah	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Spooky Resistance: +1, Initiative: +60, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
6663	wobbly universal key	0		
6664	world's most dangerous birdhouse	0		
6665	ruddy Rosewater's deathchucks	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Maximum HP Percent: +40
6666	eraser	0		
6667	quasireligious sculpture	0		
6668	Faraday cage	0		
6669	mirror modeling claymore	0		
6670	clay homunculus	0		
6671	nitrogenated boiled sodium pentasomething	0		Effect: "Coated Arms", Effect Duration: 58
6672	cyan grains of salt	0		
6673	yellowcake bomb	0		
6674	stinkbomb	0		
6675	magnetized altered superwater	0		Effect: "Quantum of Moxie", Effect Duration: 24
6676	Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	0		
6677	crude monster sculpture	0		
6678	red shaking aromatic Yearbook Club Camera	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blinding Flash"
6679	machete	0		Item Drop: +5
6680	perfectly mixed watered-down Cursed Punch	2	EPIC	
6681	delicious Bowl of Scorpions	4	awesome	
6682	artisanal weak shaking Fog Murderer	2	super EPIC	
6683	book of matches	0		
6684	surgical mask of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Surgeonosity: +1
6685	resourceful head mirror	0		Maximum MP: +50, Surgeonosity: +1
6686	blue slick half-size scalpel	0		Moxie: +10, Surgeonosity: +1
6687	asbestos-lined surgical apron	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Surgeonosity: +1
6688	mirror savvy bloodied surgical dungarees	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Surgeonosity: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 38"
6689	McClusky file (page 1)	0		
6690	twirling McClusky file (page 2)	0		
6691	McClusky file (page 3)	0		
6692	McClusky file (page 4)	0		
6693	McClusky file (page 5)	0		
6694	boring binder clip	0		
6695	McClusky file (complete)	0		
6696	bowling ball	0		
6697	moss-covered stone sphere	0		
6698	dripping stone sphere	0		
6699	blue crackling stone sphere	0		
6700	scorched stone sphere	0		
6701	stone triangle	0		
6702	blinking bowler	0		Damage Aura: 1
6703	imitation White Russian	1	crappy	
6704	upside-down sizzling strapping short-handled mop	0		Muscle: +5, Hot Damage: +10
6705	spoiled thick jungle floor wax	5	crappy	
6706	smirking shrunken head	0		Damage Aura: 1
6707	cold-filtered moist colorful toad	0		Effect: "Cotton Mouthed", Effect Duration: 25
6708	crude voodoo doll	0		
6709	attorney's badge	0		Single Equip
6710	squat censurious smelly pygmy briefs	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 41"
6711	short writ of habeas corpus	0		
6712	teal bone abacus	0		
6713	bouncing bouncing adder	0		
6714	short calculator	0		
6715	scorching Herculean sphygmomanometer	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Hot Damage: +25
6716	frozen skewed bag of pygmy blood	0		Effect: "Jawin'", Effect Duration: 64
6717	tongue depressor	0		
6718	olive lightning-fast scandalous compression stocking	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Initiative: +40
6719	Jeselnik's sharpshooter's midriff scrubs	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25
6720	denatured nitrogenated triple-energized pill cup	0		Effect: "Egg-headedness", Effect Duration: 41
6721	huge wicked boxer's water bottle of mayonnaise	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Spell Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 40"
6722	flattened squat pygmy phone number	0		Effect: "Human-Insect Hybrid", Effect Duration: 50
6723	Boozehounds Anonymous token	0		
6724	half-sized toothsome exotic jungle fruit	2	awesome	
6725	lime green Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip	0		
6726	dude ranch souvenir crate	0		
6727	tropical island souvenir crate	0		
6728	olive ski resort souvenir crate	0		
6729	UV-resistant compass	0		
6730	funky junk key	0		
6731	Worse Homes and Gardens	0		
6732	purple claw-foot bathtub	0		
6733	blinking clothesline pole	0		
6734	upside-down cigar sign	0		
6735	junk junk	0		
6736	upside-down skewed Junk-Bond	0		
6737	teal tangle of copper wire	0		
6738	skewed jagged scrap	0		
6739	activated huge bent scrap	0		Effect: "Ichorous Intensity", Effect Duration: 31
6740	wobbly molten scrap	0		
6741	eternal car battery	0		
6742	weightlifter's junk band	0		Muscle: +15
6743	olive junk trunks of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "cap 15"
6744	pulsating tumbling coward's junk-mail shirt	0		Monster Level: -20
6745	spoiled miniature maroon ghostly junk food	2	crappy	
6746	lousy junk yard	3	decent	
6747	Newton's swordzall of the sewer	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Stench Damage: +25
6748	arm buzzer of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20
6749	stiffened boilgun of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Damage Reduction: 1
6750	Gordon Beer's Beer Garden Catalog	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6751	packet of beer seeds	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6752	handful of barley	0		
6753	blue blinking cluster of hops	0		
6754	beer bottle	0		
6755	beer label	0		
6756	artisanal homebrew sampler	0		
6757	acceptable can of Br&uuml;talbr&auml;u	3	good	Last Available: "2013-09"
6758	hand-crafted triple-distilled olive huge tumbling can of Drooling Monk	9	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-09"
6759	hand-crafted can of Impetuous Scofflaw	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-09"
6760	tolerable red bottle of Old Pugilist	3	good	Last Available: "2013-09"
6761	watered-down mediocre bottle of Professor Beer	2	decent	Last Available: "2013-09"
6762	artisanal practically non-alcoholic upside-down jittery bottle of Rapier Witbier	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2013-09"
6763	acceptable narrow shaking bottle of Race Car Red	3	good	Last Available: "2013-09"
6764	hand-crafted bottle of Greedy Dog	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-09"
6765	tolerable triple-distilled bottle of Lambada Lambic	10	good	Last Available: "2013-09"
6766	tin beer can	0		
6767	mirror artisanal homebrew gift package	0		
6768	narrow liquid bread	1	decent	Last Available: "2013-09"
6769	rock-hard arcane researcher's experienced tin tam	0		Experience: +2, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Damage Reduction: 5, Familiar Effect: "MP regen, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-09"
6770	dry ionized squat tin cup	0		Effect: "Bark of the Dog", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2013-09"
6771	lion tamer's Oprah's tin foil of the detective	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Experience (familiar): +2, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2013-09"
6772	blue coward's energetic educational tin drum	0		Experience: +1, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2013-09"
6773	tin roof (rusted)	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6774	tin snips	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6775	bouncing tin lizzie	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6776	oxidized enhanced pickled ghostly foetid seal tear	0		Effect: "Medieval Mage Mayhem", Effect Duration: 57
6777	super-unsweetened fuchsia seal sweat	0		Effect: "Angry like the Wolf", Effect Duration: 59
6778	boiled wet shaking boiling seal blood	0		Effect: "Hammered", Effect Duration: 19
6779	crystalline seal eye	0		Single Equip
6780	fortified studded sealhide shield of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Damage Absorption: +60
6781	spinning smelly scorching scabrous seal epaulets	0		Hot Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
6782	abyssal battle plans	0		
6783	seal medal of the sewer of the overflowing toilet of Flo-Jo	0		Stench Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +100
6784	wobbly deanimated reanimator's coffin	0		Free Pull
6785	flask of embalming fluid	0		
6788	spinning skewed blank diary	0		
6789	boot knife	0		
6790	broken beer bottle	0		
6791	skewed sharpened spoon	0		
6792	candy knife	0		
6793	soap knife	0		
6795	polymerized oxidized disco horoscope (Aquarius)	0		Effect: "Floundering", Effect Duration: 60
6796	frozen olive disco horoscope (Pisces)	0		Effect: "Memories of Puppy Love", Effect Duration: 51
6797	corrupted disco horoscope (Aries)	0		Effect: "A Few Extra Pounds", Effect Duration: 61
6798	polarized Vulcanized disco horoscope (Taurus)	0		Effect: "Twinkly Weapon", Effect Duration: 60
6799	polarized teal disco horoscope (Gemini)	0		Effect: "Shot in the Arse", Effect Duration: 31
6800	extra-activated disco horoscope (Cancer)	0		Effect: "Fever From the Flavor", Effect Duration: 25
6801	ionized disco horoscope (Leo)	0		Effect: "Transcendental Wind", Effect Duration: 60
6802	oxidized ionized shaking disco horoscope (Virgo)	0		Effect: "No Vertigo", Effect Duration: 56
6803	dry denatured upside-down disco horoscope (Libra)	0		Effect: "Ten out of Ten", Effect Duration: 65
6804	energized ionized pulsating disco horoscope (Scorpio)	0		Effect: "Barbecue Saucy", Effect Duration: 41
6805	frozen electrified disco horoscope (Sagittarius)	0		Effect: "Greasy Peasy", Effect Duration: 67
6806	adjusted narrow jittery disco horoscope (Capricorn)	0		Effect: "X-Ray Vision", Effect Duration: 58
6807	knitted vibrating The Sagittarian's leisure pants	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 18"
6808	shaking toy accordion	0		Song Duration: 5
6809	ghostly accordion	0		Song Duration: 10
6810	beer-battered accordion of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 6
6811	jittery medical-grade baritone accordion	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 7
6812	horrifying mama's squeezebox	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 8
6813	olive banded guancertina	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 9
6814	narrow Usain Bolt's accordion file	0		Initiative: +80, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10
6815	blurry twirling accord ion of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10
6816	purple brawny bone bandoneon	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 11
6817	Usain Bolt's pentatonic accordion	0		Initiative: +80, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 12
6818	scorching non-Euclidean non-accordion	0		Hot Damage: +25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15
6819	skewed Accordion of Jordion of the glutton of Flo-Jo	0		Food Drop: +100, Initiative: +100, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 14
6820	Herculean autocalliope	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15
6821	accordionoid rocca of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 18
6822	Oprah's pygmy concertinette	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 17
6823	medical-grade ghost accordion of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 16
6824	spinning peace accordion of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 19
6825	red pulsating aromatic sage alarm accordion	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Stench Resistance: +1, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 20
6826	razor-sharp All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig of vim and vigor of the brazier	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 13"
6827	mirror yellow KoL Con X Treasure Map of the scaredy-cat of the empath	0		Monster Level: -15, Familiar Weight: +5
6828	hand-crafted narrow discocktail	3	EPIC	
6829	KoL Con X Bingo Card of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100
6830	auspicious Temporal Tempera Tube	0		Item Drop: +10
6831	anodized huge Tallowcreme Halloween Pumpkin	0		Effect: "Metal Speed", Effect Duration: 52
6832	purple Way More Tears&trade; pepper spray	0		
6833	unsweetened Milk Studs	0		Effect: "Gummibrain", Effect Duration: 65
6834	electrified bouncing box of Dweebs	0		Effect: "Sweet, Nuts", Effect Duration: 30
6835	Vulcanized denatured lime green bag of W&Ws	0		Effect: "Salt Rockin'", Effect Duration: 61
6836	electrified diffused PEEZ dispenser	0		Effect: "Melancholy Burden", Effect Duration: 19
6837	frozen Swizzler	0		Effect: "Wet and Greedy", Effect Duration: 61
6838	cold-filtered super-energized Bugbearclaw Donut	0		Effect: "High Blood Chocolate Content", Effect Duration: 36
6839	irradiated polymerized jam	0		Effect: "Analog Drunk", Effect Duration: 12
6840	cold-filtered Whenchamacallit bar	0		Effect: "Cold Blooded", Effect Duration: 65
6841	quadruple-denatured jittery 8-bit banana	0		Effect: "Takin' It Greasy", Effect Duration: 45
6842	super-dry energized twirling blinking maroon vial of blood simple syrup	0		Effect: "Gunky Dory", Effect Duration: 27
6843	pickled blue bone bons	0		Effect: "Chalked Weapon", Effect Duration: 42
6844	ionized ironic mint	0		Effect: "Heart of Green", Effect Duration: 20
6845	unused walkie-talkie	0		Free Pull
6846	red walkie-talkie	0		Free Pull
6847	killing jar	0		
6848	jittery security flashlight of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50
6849	pickled Effermint&trade; tablets	0		Effect: "Carrrsmic", Effect Duration: 25
6850	bouncing grievous dance instructor's sturdy cane of courage	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spooky Resistance: +3
6851	spinning huge bowl of candy	0		
6852	Ultra Mega Sour Ball	0		
6853	carton of rotten eggs	0		
6854	spinning desert sightseeing pamphlet	0		
6855	a suspicious address	0		
6856	upside-down mansplainer's Bal-musette accordion	0		Monster Level: +15, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6857	Fonzie's Cajun accordion	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6858	narrow Herculean quirky accordion	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6859	toasty medical-grade Skipper's accordion	0		Hot Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6860	green occult Pantsgiving of Leguizamo of extreme caution of the glutton	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Monster Level: -5, Food Drop: +100, Softcore Only, Bonus Resting HP: [5*F], Bonus Resting MP: [5*F], Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Talk About Politics", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Pocket Crumbs", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Air Dirty Laundry", Drops Items, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-11", Variable
6861	adequate yellow can of sardines	3	good	Last Available: "2013-11"
6862	rotten huge narrow high-calorie sugar substitute	3	crappy	Last Available: "2013-11"
6863	adequate big mirror pat of butter	5	good	Last Available: "2013-11"
6864	moldy dinner roll	3	crappy	Last Available: "2013-11"
6865	adequate mashed potatoes	3	good	Last Available: "2013-11"
6866	spoiled green whole turkey leg	4	crappy	Last Available: "2013-11"
6867	miniature toothsome squat deviled egg	2	awesome	Last Available: "2013-11"
6868	anodized finger exerciser	0		Effect: "Badger Underfoot", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2013-11"
6869	irradiated twirling pulsating dented spoon	0		Effect: "Super-Mega-Ultra-Hyper-Charged", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2013-11"
6870	denatured love note	0		Effect: "Stemonitis Storm", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2013-11"
6871	bouncing pulsating school beer pull tab	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6872	polarized cyan nail file	0		Effect: "Cautious Prowl", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2013-11"
6873	warmed maroon candy wrapper	0		Effect: "Carol of the Bones", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2013-11"
6874	shaking gym membership card	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6875	warmed cold-filtered polymerized spinning post-holiday sale coupon	0		Effect: "Gummi Badass", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2013-11"
6876	dry cleaning receipt	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6877	blue pocket lint (blue)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6878	pocket lint (green)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6879	pocket lint (white)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6880	wobbly pocket lint (orange)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6881	spinning rock-hard baleful Da Vinci's bowl of petunias of the scaredy-cat	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spell Damage: +25, Damage Reduction: 5, Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2013-11"
6882	upside-down Rosewater's stylish weightlifter's power sock of the wise owl	0		Muscle: +15, Mysticality: +20, Moxie: +25, Mysticality Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-11"
6883	lightning-fast strapping wool sock of Tarzan of vim and vigor	0		Muscle: +5, Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Initiative: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-11"
6884	narrow foul-smelling lion tamer's energetic moustache sock of the boozehound	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Experience (familiar): +2, Stench Damage: +10, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-11"
6885	super-polymerized unsweetened dry wobbly wobbly spirit gum	0		Effect: "Wet Willied", Effect Duration: 40
6886	tumbling twirling spirit pillow	0		
6887	spirit sheet	0		
6888	tumbling spirit mattress	0		
6889	spirit blanket	0		
6890	spirit bed	0		
6891	pulsating scandalous toasty brawny spirit bell	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
6892	quantum colloidal colloidal spoonful of Linguine-Os	0		Effect: "Omphalotus Omnipresence", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2013-11"
6893	quadruple-oxidized tumbling freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini	0		Effect: "Protection from Bad Stuff", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2013-11"
6894	electrified flattened oxidized blob of Alphredo&trade;	0		Effect: "L'instinct F&eacute;lin", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2013-11"
6895	unsweetened irradiated ghostly handful of crafty noodles	0		Effect: "Florid Cheeks", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2013-11"
6896	frozen fuchsia tangled mass of pasta	0		Effect: "Super Vision", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2013-11"
6897	improved anodized Can of Spaghetto	0		Effect: "The Halls of Muscularity", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2013-11"
6898	wobbly Chef Boy, R&D's business card	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6899	Thwaitgold ant statuette	0		
6900	mirror experimental carbon fiber pasta additive	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Last Available: "2013-11"
6901	olive hazardous sauce dosimeter	0		Class: "Sauceror", Last Available: "2013-11"
6902	studded flask flops of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Damage Absorption: +80, Single Equip
6903	pressed squat upside-down nuts	0		Effect: "Night of the Nachos", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2013-12"
6904	super-quantum cold-filtered wobbly bolts	0		Effect: "Gr8ness", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2013-12"
6905	half-sized spoiled skewed cyan gingerbread robot	2	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
6906	adequate petit 4.1	4	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
6907	decent green nut-shaped Crimbo cookie	4	good	Last Available: "2023-06"
6908	dog trainer's plastic GORM-8	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2013-12"
6909	greasy plastic warbear	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6910	plastic Toybot of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6911	plastic warbear fortress of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2013-12"
6912	vibrating plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. of courage	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
6913	tumbling warbear whosit	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6914	upside-down warbear hoverbelt piecepart	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6915	inspector's brainy warbear hoverbelt of the scaredy-cat	0		Mysticality: +5, Monster Level: -15, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6916	warbear battery	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6917	warbear badge	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6918	Vulcanized corrupted blinking warbear wardance potion	0		Effect: "Spooky Blur", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2013-12"
6919	ionized diffused warbear bearserker potion	0		Effect: "Destructive Resolve", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2013-12"
6920	galvanized enhanced dry warbear liquid overcoat	0		Effect: "Berry Statistical", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2013-12"
6921	super-sized stale mirror warbear feasting bread	5	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
6922	massive rotten warbear warrior bread	9	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
6923	flavorless squat huge warbear thermoregulator bread	3	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
6924	artisanal warbear feasting mead	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-12"
6925	weak drinkable special warbear bearserker mead	2	good	Effect: "Nasty, Nasty Breath", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6926	practically non-alcoholic acceptable blurry warbear blizzard mead	1	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
6927	warbear helm fragment	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6928	MacGyver's Samson's Rosewater's warbear plain fedora	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum MP: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6929	squat miser's warbear feathered fedora	0		Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6930	shaking Sinatra's warbear fedora of the scaredy-cat of incineration	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Monster Level: -15, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep", Last Available: "2013-12"
6931	fireproof gravedigger's healthy warbear plain helm	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6932	spinning Newton's warbear spiked helm	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6933	smelly energetic smooth warbear electro-spiked helm	0		Moxie: +15, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy", Last Available: "2013-12"
6934	inspector's studded smartaleck's warbear plain ushanka	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Damage Absorption: +80, Item Drop: +15, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6935	blinking banded warbear lined ushanka	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6936	chilly occult grievous warbear heated ushanka	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Cold Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xatk, 1xLep", Last Available: "2013-12"
6937	warbear trouser fragment	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6938	jittery therapeutic warbear party pants of the storm of the sweet-tooth	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Candy Drop: +100, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6939	twirling red extremely unsafe warbear ceremonial party pants	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6940	scandalous brawny warbear high festival pants of bravery	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul", Last Available: "2013-12"
6941	frosty Lo Pan's warbear battle greaves of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
6942	Jim Carey's warbear officer greaves	0		Monster Level: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6943	Temple Grandin's wicked warbear bearserker greaves of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Spell Damage: +5, Familiar Weight: +7, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr", Last Available: "2013-12"
6944	auspicious warbear johns of the pedagogue of the sewer	0		Experience: +3, Stench Damage: +25, Item Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6945	warbear fleece-lined johns of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6946	bouncing squat up-at-dawn warbear johns of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +5, Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2013-12"
6947	upside-down warbear accoutrements chunk	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6948	nippy banded warbear goggles of the detective	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Cold Damage: +10, Item Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6949	warbear snowblindness goggles of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6950	Sinatra's boxer's stylish warbear polarized goggles	0		Moxie: +25, Muscle Percent: +10, Experience (Moxie): +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6951	cyan vibrating deadly warbear laser bowtie of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6952	Da Vinci's warbear plasma bowtie	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6953	bouncing flame-retardant personal trainer's sage warbear nuclear bowtie	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6954	executive miser's personal trainer's warbear warscarf	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Meat Drop: 50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6955	rosewater-soaked warbear fleece-lined warscarf	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6956	bouncing aromatic padded stylish warbear warscarf	0		Moxie: +25, Damage Absorption: +20, Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6957	warbear requisition box	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6958	warbear exo-arm	0		Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6959	spinning Annie Oakley's warbear foil hat	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
6960	warbear energy bracers	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6961	huge warbear oil pan of the brazier of the sweet-tooth	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Candy Drop: +100, Class: "Sauceror", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spray Hot Grease", Last Available: "2013-12"
6962	warbear laser beacon	0		Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6963	bouncing medical-grade warbear exhaust manifold	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6964	warbear jackhammer drill press	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6965	squat warbear auto-anvil	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6966	warbear induction oven	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6967	warbear chemistry lab	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6968	twirling warbear officer requisition box	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6969	warbear empathy chip	0		Skill: "Psychokinetic Hug", Last Available: "2013-12"
6970	warbear drone assembler	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6971	narrow warbear breakfast machine assembler	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6972	pulsating pulsating blind-packed die-cast toy	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6973	supercharged die-cast Bashful the Reindeer	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2013-12"
6974	Da Vinci's die-cast Doc the Reindeer	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6975	mirror die-cast Dopey the Reindeer of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2013-12"
6976	frightening die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6977	die-cast Happy the Reindeer of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6978	fireproof die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
6979	spinning quilted die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Last Available: "2013-12"
6980	die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2013-12"
6981	blurry Temple Grandin's die-cast factory worker elf	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2013-12"
6982	Lo Pan's die-cast gift-wrapping elf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2013-12"
6983	reassuring die-cast middle-management elf	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2013-12"
6984	upside-down die-cast pencil-pusher elf of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
6985	arcane researcher's die-cast stocking-stuffer elf	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6986	die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2013-12"
6987	scandalous die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6988	censurious perfumed die-cast death ray in a pear tree	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
6989	bouncing die-cast turtle mech of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6990	jittery die-cast Swiss hen of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2013-12"
6991	maroon upside-down die-cast killing bird of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2013-12"
6992	die-cast ring of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6993	tumbling die-cast goose a-laying of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2013-12"
6994	greedy die-cast swarm a-swarming	0		Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6995	ghostly savvy die-cast blade a-spinning	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6996	wobbly educational die-cast arc-welding Elfborg	0		Experience: +1, Last Available: "2013-12"
6997	blurry spinning Jack Frost's die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2013-12"
6998	squat clever die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6999	healthy die-cast Father Crimborg of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
7000	twirling ruddy die-cast Don Crimbo	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
7001	fireproof greasy die-cast Uncle Hobo	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
7002	Annie Oakley's energetic die-cast Father Crimbo	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
7003	shaking The Smith's Tome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12", Skill: "Summon Smithsness"
7004	extra-wet huge Flaskfull of Hollow	0		Effect: "You Drank Fish Wine", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2013-12"
7005	narrow ghostly lump of Brituminous coal	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7006	pickled handful of Smithereens	1	good	Effect: "Pretending to Pretend", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-12"
7007	tasty pulsating Every Day is Like This Sundae	3	awesome	Last Available: "2013-12"
7008	adequate small Miserable Pie	2	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
7009	normal This Charming Flan	3	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
7010	boozy mediocre Irish Coffee, English Heart	5	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
7011	watered-down artisanal Strikes Again Bigmouth	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-12"
7012	delicious watered-down special skewed Paint A Vulgar Pitcher	2	awesome	Effect: "Fit To Be Tide", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2013-12"
7013	narrow Golden Light	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7014	blinking Louder Than Bomb	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7015	fuchsia Handsome Devil	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7016	blurry bouncing friendly hardy rosy-cheeked Work is a Four Letter Sword of extreme caution	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +50, Monster Level: -25, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
7017	manspreader's curative Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals of James Dean of the cheetah	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Monster Level: +10, Initiative: +60, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2013-12"
7018	avaricious chilly weightlifter's Sheila Take a Crossbow of the storm	0		Muscle: +15, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Cold Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2013-12"
7019	wobbly teal Herculean groovy A Light that Never Goes Out of the dark arts of Calamity Jane	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience (Muscle): +1, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2013-12"
7020	reassuring brawny beefy Half a Purse of the glutton	0		Muscle: +10, Muscle Percent: +20, Spooky Resistance: +1, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2013-12"
7021	prompt perfumed cool Hairpiece On Fire of the cheetah	0		Moxie: +5, Stench Resistance: +5, Initiative: +60, Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7022	pulsating grievous personal trainer's thinker's Vicar's Tutu of vim and vigor	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "1.2xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7023	bouncing manspreader's personal trainer's Hand in Glove	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Monster Level: +10, Item Drop: +5, Single Equip, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2013-12"
7024	maroon blinking skewed nippy deadly brainy Meat Tenderizer is Murder	0		Mysticality: +5, Weapon Damage: +5, Cold Damage: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber", Last Available: "2013-12"
7025	huge up-at-dawn veiny personal trainer's Ouija Board, Ouija Board	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum HP: +10, Adventures: +5, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Last Available: "2013-12"
7026	toasty stiffened sage Hand that Rocks the Ladle	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Damage Reduction: 1, Hot Damage: +5, Class: "Pastamancer", Last Available: "2013-12"
7027	executive Saucepanic of the brazier of the early riser	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +40, Adventures: +7, Class: "Sauceror", Last Available: "2013-12"
7028	Sherlock's manspreader's medical-grade Frankly Mr. Shank	0		Monster Level: +10, Item Drop: +25, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Class: "Disco Bandit", Last Available: "2013-12"
7029	sage Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion of the dark arts of the glutton	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Food Drop: +100, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15, Last Available: "2013-12"
7030	third-hand lantern of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5
7031	pulsating loose purse strings	0		
7032	spoiled gigantic squat pickled egg	6	crappy	
7033	cup of lukewarm tea	1	awesome	
7034	warbear soda machine assembler	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7035	blinking warbear box	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7036	ghostly warbear high-efficiency still	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7037	red pulsating warbear LP-ROM burner	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7038	tumbling warbear gyrocopter	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7039	wet quantum squat warbear robo-camouflage unit	0		Effect: "Petit Forbearance", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2013-12"
7040	shaking warbear beeping telegram	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7041	warbear procedural hilarity drone	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12"
7042	maroon warbear metalworking primer	0		Skill: "Shrap", Last Available: "2013-12"
7043	twirling warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7044	double-chilled electrified purple glass slipper	0		Effect: "Human-Penguin Hybrid", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2014-12"
7045	altered bouncing antimatter wad	1	good	Effect: "Super Skill", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2013-12"
7046	oxidized dry aerosolized upside-down warbear superpotion	0		Effect: "Cockroach Scurry", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2013-12"
7047	dry shaking warbear liquid lasers	0		Effect: "Browbeaten", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2013-12"
7048	adjusted vacuum-sealed diffused wobbly cyan warbear rejuvenation potion	0		Effect: "Oiled Skin", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2013-12"
7049	broken warbear gyrocopter	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7050	bland warbear gyro	4	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
7051	Vulcanized quadruple-denatured jittery recording of Rolando's Rondo of Resisto	0		Effect: "Greasy Flavor", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2013-12"
7052	pulsating warbear metalworking primer (used)	0		Skill: "Shrap", Last Available: "2013-12"
7053	warbear empathy chip (used)	0		Skill: "Psychokinetic Hug", Last Available: "2013-12"
7054	ghostly warbear drone codes	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7055	normal small huge breakfast mess	2	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
7056	warbear breakfast machine	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7057	fancy decent big breakfast miracle	5	good	Effect: "Vitali Tea", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2013-12"
7058	colloidal super-modified Cloaca Cola Polar	0		Effect: "Stenchtastic", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2013-12"
7059	yellow warbear soda machine	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7060	squat festive warbear bank	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7061	grimstone mask	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7062	shaking praying Grim Brother	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
7063	Grim Brothers' story book	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7064	hibernating Grimstone Golem	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
7065	modified upside-down grim fairy tale	1	good	Effect: "Blessing of the Pervy Noodles", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2014-12"
7066	jittery blurry grimstone galoshes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7067	double-modified single of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	0		Effect: "Clyde's Blessing", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2010-02"
7068	irradiated denatured single of Donho's Bubbly Ballad	0		Effect: "Ruby-ous", Effect Duration: 12
7069	Discontent&trade; Winter Garden Catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-01"
7070	narrow packet of winter seeds	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7071	bland big snow berries	5	decent	Last Available: "2014-01"
7072	enchanted bland ice harvest	3	decent	Effect: "Dreadful Sheen", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2014-01"
7073	vacuum-sealed mirror frost flower	0		Effect: "Cosmic Flavor", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2014-01"
7074	ionized yellow snow cleats	0		Effect: "Tiki Thoughtfulness", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2014-01"
7075	dry nitrogenated wet tumbling liquid ice pack	0		Effect: "Hairless and Airless", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2014-01"
7076	snow boards	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7077	rotten miniature snow crab	2	crappy	Last Available: "2014-01"
7078	lousy boozy Ice Island Long Tea	5	decent	Last Available: "2014-01"
7079	jittery unfinished ice sculpture	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7080	blurry green ice sculpture	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7081	ice house	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7082	snow machine	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7083	snow mobile of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Cold", Last Available: "2014-01"
7084	strapping ice bucket	0		Muscle: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7085	blurry perfumed beefy snow shovel	0		Muscle: +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7086	veiny razor-sharp weightlifter's bod-ice	0		Muscle: +15, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7087	pulsating sage snow belt of Tarzan of James Dean of the early riser	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience (Muscle): +3, Experience (Moxie): +3, Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7088	blurry steel-toed ice nine of the overflowing toilet of the detective	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: 25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7089	blinking snow fort	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7090	weak perfectly mixed En Una Fila Tequila	2	EPIC	
7091	Skully's hot chocolate	1	good	
7092	mirror ribald extremely unsafe warbear dress helmet	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Sleaze Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7093	boxer's warbear dress bracers of doom	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
7094	fireproof boxer's warbear dress greaves	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7095	Rosewater's sweatband of the businessman	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-12"
7096	therapeutic Fonzie's gym shorts	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xGhuol, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-12"
7097	lime green executive aromatic ankleweights	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-12"
7098	Herculean slick sweat socks of the brazier of the detective	0		Moxie: +10, Experience (Muscle): +1, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +20, Drops Items, Last Available: "2014-12"
7099	pint of sweat	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7100	huge Jerks' Health&trade; Magazine	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7101	mixed blurry Five Second Energy&trade;	1		Effect: "Corruption of Wretched Wally", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2014-12"
7102	pixie axie	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7103	activated colloidal powder	0		Effect: "Chorale of Companionship", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2014-12"
7104	upside-down executive licorice whip	0		Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2014-12"
7105	anise-flavored venom	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7106	bad irresponsibly strong blinking snakebite	8	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7107	squat sinister candy stick of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2014-12"
7108	adequate blinking pecan	3	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7109	thick flavorless yellow pecan pie	5	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7110	maroon squat chocolate-stained collar	0		Candy Drop: +25, Last Available: "2014-12"
7111	super-sized stale fuchsia upside-down candy mountain oyster	5	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7112	practically non-alcoholic smooth huge chocotini	1	awesome	Last Available: "2014-12"
7113	tumbling perfumed chaotic chocolate rabbit's foot of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2014-12"
7114	miniature adequate ghostly skewed candy carrot	2	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7115	tasty special bite-sized candy carrot cake	1	awesome	Effect: "Spooky Hands", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2014-12"
7116	lion tamer's fortified carrot-on-a-stick	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2014-12"
7117	cyan greasy chaotic weasel stomping pants	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, cap 20", Last Available: "2014-12"
7118	decent miniature huge mulberry	2	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7119	acceptable twirling mulled berry wine	4	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7120	lemony scales	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7121	maroon spinning vibrating lemon party hat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7122	lemon shirt of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-12"
7123	blue lightning-fast lemon drop trousers	0		Initiative: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7124	non-oxidized super-Vulcanized concentrated narrow yellow lemonhead caviar	0		Effect: "Cold Throat", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2014-12"
7125	stanky groovy gummi sword	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2014-12"
7126	tarnished small gummi fin	0		Effect: "Berry Elemental", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2014-12"
7127	chocolate cow bone of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2014-12"
7128	colloidal colloidal gummi fang	0		Effect: "Sauce Monocle", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2014-12"
7129	moldy miniature leftover canap&eacute;s	2	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7130	hand-crafted watered-down magnum of champagne	2	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2014-12"
7131	mansplainer's personal trainer's Samson's cow creamer	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2014-12"
7132	quantum enhanced tumbling Outer Wolf&trade; cologne	0		Effect: "Phorcefullness", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2014-12"
7133	lupine appetite hormones	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7134	dance instructor's wolf whistle of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow Wolf Whistle", Last Available: "2014-12"
7135	decent ghostly witch's bread	4	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7136	unsweetened blurry witch's brew	0		Effect: "Sneaky Serpentine Subtlety", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2014-12"
7137	dog trainer's experienced witch's bra of Flo-Jo	0		Experience: +2, Experience (familiar): +1, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2014-12"
7138	aged mid-level medieval mead	3	awesome	Last Available: "2014-12"
7139	colloidal concentrated spinning R&uuml;mpelstiltz	0		Effect: "Horrid, Torrid", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2014-12"
7140	spinning wheel	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7141	energized hi-octane carrot juice	0		Effect: "Cold, Dead Hands", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2014-12"
7142	chilled hare brush	0		Effect: "Muddled", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2014-12"
7143	twirling coward's therapeutic hare pin	0		Monster Level: -20, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-12"
7144	odd coin	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7145	big stale cinnamon cannoli	5	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7146	smooth expensive champagne	3	awesome	Last Available: "2014-12"
7147	tarnished deionized boiled polo trophy	0		Effect: "Total Protonic Reversal", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2014-12"
7148	oil painting	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7149	rosary	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7150	ornate dowsing rod	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7151	straw	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7152		0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7153	clay	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7154	filling	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7155	parchment	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7156	shaking glass	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7157	aromatic fire hose of the pedagogue of horror	0		Experience: +3, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 37", Last Available: "2014-12"
7158	bland big fireman's lunch	5	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7159	thinker's plain paper hat of the pedagogue of the dark arts	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience: +3, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, cap 37", Last Available: "2014-12"
7160	stale blinking ice cream sandwich	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7161	wool electrified slick &quot;honey&quot; dipper	0		Moxie: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2014-12"
7162	moldy plumber's lunch	3	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7163	tumbling jittery scandalous arcane researcher's skull gearshift knob of the brazier	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2014-12"
7164	gigantic decent special squat nachos of the night	9	good	Effect: "Fireproof Lips", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2014-12"
7165	flame-wreathed chilly dangerous Sketcherz&trade;	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Cold Damage: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2014-12"
7166	normal jumbo can of Adultwitch&trade;	5	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7167	dry narrow smudge stick	0		Effect: "Arresistible", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2014-12"
7168	liquefied ionized wall	0		Effect: "20-20 Second Sight", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2014-12"
7169	aged tankard of ale	4	awesome	Last Available: "2014-12"
7170	concentrated warmed blue scroll case	0		Effect: "Tiki Temerity", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2014-12"
7171	warmed tumbling jug of &quot;wine&quot;	0		Effect: "Cravin' for a Ravin'", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2014-12"
7172	juggling ball	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7173	blinking crappy camera	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7174	toothsome humble pie	3	awesome	Last Available: "2014-12"
7175	small golem	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7176	shaking crappy camera	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7177	electrified adjusted crappy waiter disguise	0		Effect: "Cockroach Scurry", Effect Duration: 52
7178	blurry Copperhead Charm	0		
7179	cyan The First Pizza	0		
7180	pulsating The Lacrosse Stick of Lacoronado	0		
7181	The Eye of the Stars	0		
7182	The Stankara Stone	0		
7183	Murphy's Rancid Black Flag	0		
7184	huge The Shield of Brook	0		
7185	huge Red Zeppelin ticket	0		
7186	blinking pulsating Copperhead Charm (rampant)	0		
7187	drinkable watered-down unnamed cocktail	2	good	
7188	skewed maroon handful of tips	0		
7189	unrequired jacket of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100
7190	flame-wreathed tommy gun	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unload Tommy Gun"
7191	cyan upside-down drum of tommy ammo	0		
7192	pulsating throwing knife	0		
7193	teal throwing spoon	0		
7194	throwing fork	0		
7195	Fonzie's breadchucks of extreme caution	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Monster Level: -25
7196	shuriken salad	0		
7197	combat fan of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3
7198	Socratic thinker's silk skirt	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 38"
7199	blowdart	0		
7200	toasty Buddy Bjorn	0		Hot Damage: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2014-02"
7201	tumbling chilly medical-grade smartaleck's The Nuge's favorite crossbow	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Cold Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
7202	jumbo stale fuchsia sweet roll Alabama	5	decent	
7203	grievous Saturday Night Special	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50
7204	lynyrd snare	0		
7205	blinking experienced fleetwood chain	0		Experience: +2
7206	bad shaking Green Manalishi	3	decent	
7207	smooth blade	0		Moxie: +15
7208	bouncing fire of unknown origin	0		
7209	eagle's milk	1	decent	
7210	adjusted spinning eagle feather	0		Effect: "Vented Spleen", Effect Duration: 42
7211	dry one pill	0		Effect: "Eyes of the Dragon", Effect Duration: 47
7212	blinking arcane researcher's Jefferson wings	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
7213	tumbling fleetwood macaroni	0		
7214	cheesy eagle sauce	0		
7215	massive rotten fleetwood mac 'n' cheese	6	crappy	
7216	lynyrd skin	0		
7217	grievous lynyrdskin cap	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xVolley, cap 42"
7218	ghostly shellacked lynyrdskin tunic	0		Damage Reduction: 7
7219	Sinatra's lynyrdskin breeches	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1.5xGhuol, cap 42"
7220	cigarette lighter	0		
7221	priceless diamond	0		
7222	acceptable watered-down Flamin' Whatshisname	2	good	
7223	concentrated gray blurry lynyrd musk	0		Effect: "Phairly Pheromonal", Effect Duration: 14
7224	ribald groovy Kashmir sweater	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10
7225	moldy wobbly custard pie	4	crappy	
7226	tea for one	1	EPIC	
7227	artisanal practically non-alcoholic jittery bottle of Evermore	1	EPIC	
7228	olive narrow box	0		
7229	tolerable wine	3	good	
7230	watered-down artisanal rum	2	EPIC	
7231	triple-distilled smooth Murderer's Punch	8	awesome	
7232	moldy huge velvet cake	9	crappy	
7233	pickled warmed letter	0		Effect: "Hella Smooth", Effect Duration: 66
7234	frosty personal trainer's book	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10
7235	Temple Grandin's deadly masque	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Familiar Weight: +7, Single Equip
7236	red-hot poker of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30
7237	lion tamer's Red X Shield	0		Experience (familiar): +2
7238	badge of Tarzan of horror	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
7239	clever grievous shirt	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum MP: +20
7240	wool coat of the detective	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +20
7241	horrifying shoe of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip
7242	button	0		
7243	twirling button	0		
7244	quadruple-Vulcanized pressed squat blood cells	0		Effect: "Bestial Sympathy", Effect Duration: 57
7245	extra-energized eye	0		Effect: "Disdain of the Storm Tortoise", Effect Duration: 30
7246	pulsating glark cable	0		
7247	red blurry thinker's Red Fox glove of Flo-Jo	0		Mysticality: +10, Initiative: +100, Attacks Can't Miss, Single Equip
7248	pressed foxglove	0		Effect: "20-20 Second Sight", Effect Duration: 25
7249	twirling Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	0		
7250	rosy-cheeked slick Sneaky Pete's jacket of Leguizamo of the sweet-tooth	0		Moxie: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Monster Level: +20, Candy Drop: +100, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Sneaky Pete)]
7251	jug of Sneaky Pete's Mojo	0		Free Pull
7252	shot of Sneaky Pete's Mojo	0		Free Pull
7253	blurry Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy	0		
7254	really cocktail shaker	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7255	spirit-forward mediocre enchanted tumbling mini-martini	5	decent	Effect: "Grumpy and Ornery", Effect Duration: 25
7256	red smoke grenade	0		
7257	twisted molotov soda	1	good	Effect: "Aries Rising", Effect Duration: 5
7258	quantum lime green huge pile of ashes	0		Effect: "Once Bitten Twice Fried", Effect Duration: 52
7259	crate of firebombs	0		
7260	purple firebomb	0		
7261	greedy scandalous hale Sneaky Pete's basket	0		Maximum HP: +20, Sleaze Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +20
7262	&quot;I Love Me, Vol. I&quot;	0		
7263	wobbly photograph of a dog	0		
7264	pulsating yellow photograph of a nugget	0		
7265	pulsating photograph of an ostrich egg	0		
7266	shaking disposable instant camera	0		
7267	foul-smelling Sneaky Pete's jacket (collar popped) of chilblains of courage of bravery	0		Cold Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: 8, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Sneaky Pete)]
7268	blinking Letter for Melvign the Gnome	0		
7269	Professor What garment	0		
7270	blue &quot;2 Love Me, Vol. 2&quot;	0		
7271	blurry Thinknerd Blind-Packed Toy	0		
7272	mirror smelly plastic Professor What	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10
7273	wholesome plastic Jared the Duskwalker	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10
7274	cyan MacGyver's plastic Duke Starkiller	0		Maximum MP: +100
7275	wobbly aromatic plastic Gary Claybender	0		Stench Resistance: +1
7276	banded plastic Captain Kerkard	0		Damage Absorption: +100
7277	oxidized robot grease	0		Effect: "Funky Coal Patina", Effect Duration: 53
7278	green returned Thinknerd package	0		
7279	denatured dry skewed wind-up Whatsian robot	0		Effect: "Tea-hee", Effect Duration: 60
7280	aerosolized wind-up vampire teeth	0		Effect: "Thunderspell", Effect Duration: 39
7281	ionized triple-aerosolized wind-up navigation droid	0		Effect: "You Ate Some Hemp Candy", Effect Duration: 31
7282	anodized wind-up owl	0		Effect: "Boon of She-Who-Was", Effect Duration: 53
7283	oxidized denatured tumbling olive wind-up ensign	0		Effect: "Ooh, Umami!", Effect Duration: 16
7284	yellow brawny crying statue earrings of mayonnaise	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover
7285	blurry gravedigger's plastic Duskwalker necklace of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover
7286	Van der Graaf extremely unsafe plastic replica blaster pistol	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Lasts Until Rollover
7287	jittery Gary Claybender's Time Screwer of incineration of the overflowing toilet	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover
7288	dangerous Space Tourist palmdoctor of horror	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover
7289	baleful amok putter of dire peril of the overflowing toilet	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Spell Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +50
7290	normal tiny amok pudding	1	good	
7291	deactivated putty buddy	0		
7292	red putty coat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7293	frozen polymerized mirror can of V-11	0		Effect: "stats.enq", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2014-03"
7294	sage elevennis shoes of the detective	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2014-03"
7295	blinking tumbling elevent	0		Last Available: "2014-03"
7296	chilly thinker's elevenderizing hammer	0		Mysticality: +10, Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2014-03"
7297	red Newton's Professor What T-Shirt	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3
7298	heavy-duty bendy straw	0		
7299	pellet of plant food	0		
7300	sewing kit	0		
7301	mirror Spookyraven billiards room key	0		
7302	twirling ghostly Spookyraven library key	0		
7303	Lady Spookyraven's necklace	0		
7304	telegram from Lady Spookyraven	0		
7305	Lady Spookyraven's powder puff	0		
7306	blinking Lady Spookyraven's finest gown	0		
7307	Lady Spookyraven's dancing shoes	0		
7308	liquefied alkaline electrified eyebrow pencil	0		Effect: "Sweet and Yellow", Effect Duration: 52
7309	dry rosewater cream	0		Effect: "Sneaky Serpentine Subtlety", Effect Duration: 23
7310	unsweetened activated bronzer	0		Effect: "Amplified Fabulousness", Effect Duration: 50
7311	yellow sinister wicked elegant nightstick	0		Spell Damage: 15
7312	still grill	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-06"
7313	box of hickory chips	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7314	poppet	0		
7315	olive shaking rickety rocking horse	0		
7316	jack-in-the-box	0		
7317	jar of baby ghosts	0		
7318	greedy ghost of a necklace of wisdom of the pedagogue	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience: +3, Meat Drop: +20
7319	coward's Elizabeth's Dollie of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Monster Level: -20
7320	double-tarnished lime green Elizabeth's paintbrush	0		Effect: "Category", Effect Duration: 26
7321	ribald toasty Stephen's lab coat	0		Hot Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +10
7322	unsweetened green Stephen's secret formula	0		Effect: "Bilious Brawn", Effect Duration: 36
7323	zippy rock-hard Jacob's rung	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Initiative: +20
7324	altered cyan jittery battery	1		
7325	triple-distilled acceptable snakebite	9	good	
7326	zippy miser's rubber ribcage	0		Meat Drop: +10, Initiative: +20
7327	denatured synthetic marrow	1		
7328	electrified frozen funny bone	0		Effect: "Guts Feeling", Effect Duration: 31
7329	jittery chaotic Samson's half-melted spoon	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Spell Critical Percent: +10
7330	dried the funk	1		Effect: "Hot Jellied", Effect Duration: 5
7331	miniature moldy red gunky chicken	2	crappy	
7332	energetic doll head	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20
7333	narrow olive tumbling droopy doll eye	0		
7334	narrow jittery wobbly voice box	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Pull Voice Box String"
7335	fuchsia wizardly paddle-ball of Flo-Jo	0		Mysticality: +25, Initiative: +100
7336	non-polarized energized sound effects record	0		Effect: "Piratey Flavor", Effect Duration: 56
7337	alphabet block	0		
7338	vacuum-sealed deionized narrow dancer	0		Effect: "Mushroom Magicalness", Effect Duration: 38
7339	music box mechanism	0		
7340	skewed moose antlers	0		Item Drop: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 27"
7341	dry non-magnetized moose thought	0		Effect: "Lubed", Effect Duration: 68
7342	bland moose chocolate	4	decent	
7343	mediocre painting of a glass of wine	4	decent	
7344	tumbling wobbly oil painting of yourself	0		
7345	spinning blurry ornate picture frame	0		
7346	fuchsia doll-eye amulet	0		Single Equip
7347	shaking lard-coated ghost toga of the detective	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +20
7348	moldy low-calorie sheet cake	1	crappy	
7349	ghostly ghost key	0		
7350	mirror picture of you	0		
7351	squat fortified Staff of the Electric Range of dire peril of the sweet-tooth	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Damage Absorption: +60, Candy Drop: +100
7352	spoiled thick deluxe layer cake	5	crappy	
7353	lime green blinking chunk of hot iron	0		
7354	drinkable red-hot boilermaker	3	good	
7355	brainy coal shovel	0		Mysticality: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shovel Hot Coal"
7356	polymerized blinking hot coal	0		Effect: "Mutated", Effect Duration: 56
7357	colloidal huge coal dust	0		Effect: "Polka of Plenty", Effect Duration: 34
7358	hardened Fonzie's beefy Bram's choker	0		Muscle: +10, Experience (Moxie): +1, Damage Reduction: 3, Single Equip
7359	plaid swatch	0		
7360	plaid bandage	0		
7361	smelly plaid pocket square	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10
7362	chilly forbidden plaid skirt	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Cold Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 38"
7363	super-adjusted twirling bloodstain stick	0		Effect: "Omphalotus Omnipresence", Effect Duration: 11
7364	twirling fabric softener	0		
7365	vacuum-sealed fabric hardener	0		Effect: "Rad-ish", Effect Duration: 40
7366	drinkable cyan bottle of laundry sherry	4	good	
7367	diffused quantum double-dry industrial strength starch	0		Effect: "Cuts Like a Buttered Knife", Effect Duration: 47, Wiki Name: "industrial strength starch"
7368	bland extra-flat panini	4	decent	
7369	non-improved squat jittery mangled finger	0		Effect: "Gingerbread Robust", Effect Duration: 32
7370	acceptable blurry Psychotic Train wine	4	good	
7371	mirror crazy hobo notebook	0		
7372	bland enchanted pie man was not meant to eat	3	decent	Effect: "Very Clean Teeth", Effect Duration: 10
7373	Usain Bolt's sommelier's towel	0		Initiative: +80
7374	ghostly vibrating tarnished tastevin	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Single Equip
7375	flavorless blinking actual tapas	3	decent	
7376	wobbly ghast iron ingot	0		
7377	Jack Frost's banded ghast iron cleaver	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Cold Spell Damage: +50
7378	blurry prompt ghast iron Garibaldi of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 14"
7379	green wool friendly ghast iron heater shield	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Cold Resistance: +1
7380	Usain Bolt's Sherlock's ghast iron codpiece	0		Item Drop: +25, Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 42"
7381	sizzling Pendant of Gargalesis	0		Hot Damage: +10
7382	Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab	0		Last Available: "2014-04"
7383	DNA extraction syringe	0		Last Available: "2014-04"
7384	enhanced skewed Gene Tonic: Dude	0		Effect: "Notably Lovely", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2014-04"
7385	wet Gene Tonic: Beast	0		Effect: "Browbeaten", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2014-04"
7386	magnetized pulsating Gene Tonic: Construct	0		Effect: "Spiky Frozen Hair", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2014-04"
7387	improved denatured extra-galvanized pulsating Gene Tonic: Undead	0		Effect: "Jackasses' Symphony of Destruction", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2014-04"
7388	irradiated flattened unsweetened Gene Tonic: Humanoid	0		Effect: "Fancy Feasted", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2014-04"
7389	energized polarized tumbling upside-down maroon Gene Tonic: Insect	0		Effect: "Blessing of Squirtlcthulli", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2014-04"
7390	deionized cold-filtered improved Gene Tonic: Hippy	0		Effect: "Black Lung", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2014-04"
7391	liquefied diffused Gene Tonic: Orc	0		Effect: "Sweet Tooth", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2014-04"
7392	extra-adjusted Gene Tonic: Demon	0		Effect: "Rotten Memories", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2014-04"
7393	corrupted Gene Tonic: Horror	0		Effect: "Carrion' On", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2014-04"
7394	ionized Gene Tonic: Fish	0		Effect: "Brother Flying Burrito's Blessing", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2014-04"
7395	improved lime green Gene Tonic: Goblin	0		Effect: "Far Out", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2014-04"
7396	polymerized boiled narrow blinking Gene Tonic: Pirate	0		Effect: "Creepypasted", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2014-04"
7397	tarnished quantum Gene Tonic: Plant	0		Effect: "Larger", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2014-04"
7398	wet super-dry Gene Tonic: Weird	0		Effect: "Limber as Mortimer", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2014-04"
7399	vacuum-sealed shaking Gene Tonic: Elf	0		Effect: "Squatting and Thrusting", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2014-04"
7400	pressed tarnished purple spinning Gene Tonic: Mer-kin	0		Effect: "You Read The Manual", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2014-04"
7401	modified ghostly Gene Tonic: Slime	0		Effect: "Strong Spirit", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2014-04"
7402	non-pressed corrupted teal Gene Tonic: Penguin	0		Effect: "Frostbeard", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2014-04"
7403	oxidized Gene Tonic: Elemental	0		Effect: "Warm Shoulders", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2014-04"
7404	electrified pulsating Gene Tonic: Constellation	0		Effect: "Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2014-04"
7405	pickled anodized teal Gene Tonic: Hobo	0		Effect: "Electrolit Up", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2014-04"
7406	Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#1)	0		
7407	olive Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#2)	0		
7408	Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#3)	0		
7409	shaking Steam Card: Space Trip (#1)	0		
7410	Steam Card: Space Trip (#2)	0		
7411	Steam Card: Space Trip (#3)	0		
7412	Steam Card: Meteoid (#1)	0		
7413	huge Steam Card: Meteoid (#2)	0		
7414	Steam Card: Meteoid (#3)	0		
7415	Steam Card: DemonStar (#1)	0		
7416	Steam Card: DemonStar (#2)	0		
7417	Steam Card: DemonStar (#3)	0		
7418	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#1)	0		
7419	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#2)	0		
7420	mirror teal Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#3)	0		
7421	pencil thin mushroom	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7422	Paradaisical Cheeseburger recipe	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7423	gray salty sailor salt	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7424	bike rental broupon	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7425	olive Taco Dan's Taco Stand Cocktail Sauce Bottle	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7426	sprinkle shaker	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7427	dry sleight-of-hand mushroom	0		Effect: "Ham-Fisted", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2014-05"
7428	Taco Dan's Taco Stand's Taco Receipt	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7429	Beach Buck	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7430	tarnished ionized non-denatured Fun-Guy spore	0		Effect: "Dancing Prowess", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2014-05"
7431	diffused Boletus Broletus mushroom	0		Effect: "Gleaming White Teeth", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2014-05"
7432	oxidized tumbling mirror purple Omphalotus Omphaloskepsis mushroom	0		Effect: "Florid Cheeks", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2014-05"
7433	adjusted alkaline aerosolized ghostly Gyromitra Dynomita mushroom	0		Effect: "Carol of the Bones", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2014-05"
7434	anodized modified wobbly Helvella Haemophilia mushroom	0		Effect: "Wintergreen Warmongery", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2014-05"
7435	alkaline shaking Stemonitis Staticus mushroom	0		Effect: "Dweeby", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2014-05"
7436	warmed Tremella Tarantella mushroom	0		Effect: "Ticking Clock", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2014-05"
7437	Pastaco shell	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7438	adequate tumbling Beefy Crunch Pastaco	3	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7439	decent cyan Brain Food Pastaco	3	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7440	flavorless Cool Brunch Pastaco	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7441	normal half-sized Medical Pastaco	2	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7442	flavorless Energy Buzz Pastaco	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7443	adequate Ludovico Pastaco	3	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7444	tolerable overpowering mushroom wine	3	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7445	practically non-alcoholic smooth gray blurry complex mushroom wine	1	awesome	Last Available: "2014-05"
7446	mediocre maroon smooth mushroom wine	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7447	weak aged upside-down blood-red mushroom wine	2	awesome	Last Available: "2014-05"
7448	hand-crafted buzzing mushroom wine	3	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2014-05"
7449	drinkable yellow swirling mushroom wine	4	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7450	moldy huge Taco Dan's Basic Taco Dan Taco	3	crappy	Last Available: "2014-05"
7451	bland Taco Dan's Taco Fish Fish Taco	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7452	upside-down Taco Dan's Super Taco-Riffic Taco Sauce!	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7453	acceptable weak regular-size brogurt	2	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7454	artisanal blue super-size brogurt	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-05"
7455	aged weak special broberry brogurt	2	awesome	Effect: "Egg on your Face", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2014-05"
7456	acceptable brocolate brogurt	3	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7457	drinkable French bronilla brogurt	4	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7458	tumbling History's Most Offensive Jokes, Vol. IX	0		Skill: "Unoffendable", Last Available: "2014-05"
7459	Now You're Cooking With Grease	0		Skill: "Grease Up", Last Available: "2014-05"
7460	mirror blinking Sloppy Seconds Diner Employee Handbook	0		Skill: "Sloppy Secrets", Last Available: "2014-05"
7461	industrial strength anti-fungal spray	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7462	extremely unsafe Brogre brorts	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xGhuol, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-05"
7463	ribald Brogre brolo shirt	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2014-05"
7464	huge lime green personal trainer's Brogre bucket hat	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 14", Last Available: "2014-05"
7465	Spring Break Beach tattoo coupon	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7466	airplane charter: Spring Break Beach	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-05"
7467	one-day ticket to Spring Break Beach	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7468	horrifying stiffened smartaleck's 8-billed baseball cap	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Damage Reduction: 1, Spooky Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-05"
7469	executive rosewater-soaked savvy extremely wet T-shirt	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Stench Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2014-05"
7470	perfumed experienced shrimp fork of the sewer	0		Experience: +2, Stench Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2014-05"
7471	polarized cyan BROS Energy Drink	0		Effect: "Cautious Prowl", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2014-05"
7472	nitrogenated modified quantum go-go potion	0		Effect: "All Fired Up", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2014-05"
7473	non-chilled shrimp cocktail	0		Effect: "Horrid, Torrid", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2014-05"
7474	irradiated dry improved shaking teal Yolo&trade; chocolates	0		Effect: "Danish Cunning", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2020-09"
7475	foul-smelling string of moist beads	0		Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2014-05"
7476	Ultimate Mind Destroyer	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7477	pickled ionized Meat-inflating powder	0		Effect: "Sweetened and Fattened", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2014-05"
7478	twirling possessed sugar cube	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7479	dry ionized sugar fairy	0		Effect: "Pill Power", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2014-05"
7480	energized ionized ghostly sugar bunny	0		Effect: "Antsy in your Pantsy", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2014-05"
7481	sweet tooth	0		Last Available: "2014-05", Wiki Name: "sweet tooth"
7482	mediocre special green Rompedores de Fantasmas	4	decent	Effect: "Ooh, Sour!", Effect Duration: 50
7483	weak perfectly mixed enchanted upside-down La Fantasma y La Oscuridad	2	EPIC	Effect: "Wet and Greedy", Effect Duration: 35
7484	drinkable practically non-alcoholic Fantasma en la M&aacute;quina	1	good	
7485	tumbling loosening powder	0		
7486	tumbling blinking castoreum	0		
7487	narrow drain dissolver	0		
7488	shaking triple-distilled turpentine	0		
7489	yellow detartrated anhydrous sublicalc	0		
7490	triatomaceous dust	0		
7491	boozy fancy artisanal bottle of Chateau de Vinegar	5	EPIC	Effect: "Hangdog", Effect Duration: 10
7492	blasting soda	0		
7493	unstable fulminate	0		
7494	wine bomb	0		
7495	recipe: mortar-dissolving solution	0		
7496	twirling bottled day	0		
7497	ghost formula	0		
7498	Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette	0		
7499	colloidal liquefied Hot 'n' Scarys	0		Effect: "Smugness", Effect Duration: 29
7500	map	0		
7501	green	0		
7502	energized activated Texas tea	0		Effect: "No Vertigo", Effect Duration: 62
7503	supercool dark hamethyst ring	0		Moxie Percent: +20
7504	blurry beefy dark baconstone ring	0		Muscle: +10
7505	nasty dark porquoise ring	0		Stench Damage: +5
7506	squat greasy book of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
7507	jittery cloak of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10
7508	label	0		
7509	adequate red Mornington crescent roll	4	good	
7510	unsweetened deionized eye shadow	0		Effect: "Funky Coal Patina", Effect Duration: 16
7511	crumbling wheel	0		
7512	adjusted quantum olive poppy	0		Effect: "Shortened", Effect Duration: 59
7513	opium grenade	0		
7514	resourceful grievous duonoculars	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum MP: +50, Single Equip
7515	mirror plastic rock	0		
7516	witch's spare house key	0		
7517	tumbling purple Annie Oakley's energetic spider leg	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +20
7518	wand of pigification	0		
7519	smooth high-proof glass of bourbon	8	awesome	
7520	blue burned government manual fragment	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7521	stale government cheese	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7522	beefy pair of government shades	0		Muscle: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-05"
7523	space junk	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7524	polymerized tarnished flattened government	0		Effect: "Chari Tea", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2014-05"
7525	oxidized alien drugs	0		Effect: "Flame-Retardant Trousers", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2023-09"
7526	weird space book	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7527	alien force field disruptor bean	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7528	resourceful quilted government-issued night-vision goggles	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum MP: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-05"
7529	snack-sized adequate loaf of alien bread	2	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7530	snack-sized rotten cyan grilled cheese sandwich	2	crappy	Last Available: "2014-05"
7531	dried alien protein powder	1	awesome	Last Available: "2014-05"
7532	delicious huge rocket fuel	3	awesome	Last Available: "2014-05"
7533	alien source code printout	0		Skill: "Alien Source Code", Last Available: "2014-05"
7534	upside-down alien source code printout (used)	0		Skill: "Alien Source Code", Last Available: "2014-05"
7535	aged watered-down green stealth bomber	2	awesome	Last Available: "2014-05"
7536	space beast fur	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7537	twitching space egg	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7538	squat cyan ramekin of space nuts	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2014-05"
7539	supercharged space beast fur hat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley", Last Available: "2014-05"
7540	scandalous space beast fur pants	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley", Last Available: "2014-05"
7541	inspector's space beast fur whip	0		Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2014-05"
7542	space invader	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7543	tumbling clever therapeutic space heater	0		Maximum MP: +20, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heat Space", Last Available: "2014-05"
7544	upside-down narrow red space bar	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7545	high-proof hand-crafted space port	7	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-05"
7546	cyan lightning-fast censurious space needle	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2014-05"
7547	flattened vacuum-sealed tumbling buffed alien drugs	0		Effect: "Adrenaline Rush", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2014-05"
7548	mirror hot ashes	0		Last Available: "2014-06"
7549	modified polarized ash soda	0		Effect: "Using Protection", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2014-06"
7550	anodized irradiated shaking liquid smoke	0		Effect: "Cuts Like a Buttered Knife", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2014-06"
7551	unsweetened activated bouncing dollop of barbecue sauce	0		Effect: "A Few Extra Pounds", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2014-06"
7552	unsweetened bowl of marinade	0		Effect: "Singer's Faithful Ocelot", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2014-06"
7553	spinning shaker of dry rub	0		Last Available: "2014-06"
7554	vacuum-sealed anodized blurry bottle of lighter fluid	0		Effect: "Ass Over Teakettle", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2014-06"
7555	page	0		
7556	tumbling elephant gift	0		
7557	moist blood cells	0		Effect: "Liquidy Smoky", Effect Duration: 68
7558	acceptable wine	3	good	
7559	unsweetened gummi turtle	0		Effect: "Hardened Fabric", Effect Duration: 54
7560	wobbly turtle-shaped rock	0		
7561	quadruple-frozen giraffe-necked turtle	0		Effect: "Void Between the Stars", Effect Duration: 42
7562	flattened electrified triple-unsweetened wobbly musk turtle	0		Effect: "It's Soporiffic!", Effect Duration: 59
7563	ionized enhanced programmable turtle	0		Effect: "I See Everything Thrice!", Effect Duration: 46
7564	boiled skewed mocking turtle	0		Effect: "Sepia Tan", Effect Duration: 43
7565	normal green ham steak	4	good	
7566	ghostly sage time-twitching toolbelt	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Single Equip, Free Pull
7567	Chroner	0		
7568	supercharged Samson's Time Lord Badge of Honor of Leguizamo	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Monster Level: +20
7569	lime green Lo Pan's Time Bandit Badge of Courage of Gandalf of the detective	0		Spell Critical Percent: 50, Item Drop: +20
7570	concentrated Friendliness Beverage	0		Effect: "Black Lung", Effect Duration: 28
7571	yellow mirror fireproof experienced silent pea shooter	0		Experience: +2, Hot Resistance: +3
7572	snack-sized spoiled D roll	2	crappy	
7573	supercharged weightlifter's kiwi beak	0		Muscle: +15, Maximum MP Percent: +30
7574	distilled hand-crafted upside-down New Zealand iced tea	5	EPIC	
7575	educational Rosewater's droll monocle	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience: +1, Single Equip
7576	enhanced future drug: Muscularactum	0		Effect: "Halloweeny", Effect Duration: 23
7577	wet future drug: Smartinex	0		Effect: "Rave Concentration", Effect Duration: 12
7578	tarnished tumbling future drug: Coolscaline	0		Effect: "Turtle Titters", Effect Duration: 53
7579	twitching time capsule	0		
7580	dehydrated jittery liquid shifting time weirdness	1		Effect: "Frigid Weapon", Effect Duration: 30
7581	shifting time weirdness	0		Adventures: +4, PvP Fights: +4
7582	normal rack of dinosaur ribs	3	good	
7583	smooth pulsating lime green scotch on the rocks	3	awesome	
7584	green rock-hard yabba dabba doo rag of vim and vigor	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 27"
7585	manspreader's fortified wooly loincloth	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Monster Level: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 27"
7586	narrow helix fossil	0		
7587	S.S. Ticket	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7588	Clan speakeasy	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-07"
7589	mediocre glass of &quot;milk&quot;	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-07"
7590	lousy cup of &quot;tea&quot;	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-07"
7591	aged thermos of &quot;whiskey&quot;	3	awesome	Last Available: "2014-07"
7592	tolerable Lucky Lindy	3	good	Last Available: "2014-07"
7593	fortified aged Bee's Knees	5	awesome	Last Available: "2014-07"
7594	hand-crafted Sockdollager	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-07"
7595	aged triple-distilled Ish Kabibble	6	awesome	Last Available: "2014-07"
7596	bad weak shaking Hot Socks	2	decent	Last Available: "2014-07"
7597	lousy Phonus Balonus	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-07"
7598	lousy pulsating Flivver	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-07"
7599	watered-down lousy squat Sloppy Jalopy	2	decent	Last Available: "2014-07"
7600	cold-filtered extra-deionized teal flame	0		Effect: "Tiki Temerity", Effect Duration: 20
7601	denatured liquefied temporary yak tattoo	0		Effect: "Pwnd", Effect Duration: 66
7602	irradiated oxidized polymerized Fitspiration&trade; poster	0		Effect: "Minerva's Zen", Effect Duration: 19
7603	unsweetened ghostly neckbeard	0		Effect: "The Dinsey Spirit", Effect Duration: 55
7604	enhanced irradiated blurry ghostly artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice	0		Effect: "Some Cheese with Your Wine", Effect Duration: 43
7605	activated chilled punk patch	0		Effect: "Flaming Weapon", Effect Duration: 34
7606	anodized magnetized steampunk potion	0		Effect: "Dreadful Sheen", Effect Duration: 27
7607	wet boiled corrupted vial of swamp vapors	0		Effect: "Spooky Weapon", Effect Duration: 48
7608	frozen turtle mud	0		Effect: "Litterboxing", Effect Duration: 24
7609	quantum skewed huge Redeye&trade; Eyedrops	0		Effect: "Fastbreaker", Effect Duration: 12
7610	aerosolized cold-filtered jittery Dweebisol&trade; inhaler	0		Effect: "Creepin' Up on You", Effect Duration: 32
7611	polymerized Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil	0		Effect: "Boletus Swoletus", Effect Duration: 63
7612	dry tomato soup poster	0		Effect: "Pretending to Pretend", Effect Duration: 67
7613	anodized bubblin' chemistry solution	0		Effect: "Leash of Linguini", Effect Duration: 37
7614	tarnished tarnished teal voodoo glowskull	0		Effect: "Ghostly Shell", Effect Duration: 57
7615	flattened boiled pygmy adder oil	0		Effect: "Jackasses' Symphony of Destruction", Effect Duration: 36
7616	boiled oxidized narrow ghostly pygmy witchhazel	0		Effect: "Sweet and Green", Effect Duration: 50
7617	polarized short deposition	0		Effect: "Fortunate Resolve", Effect Duration: 33
7618	anodized straw pole	0		Effect: "Whole Latte Love", Effect Duration: 18
7619	ionized olive copperhead potion	0		Effect: "Slimy Flavor", Effect Duration: 32
7620	irradiated ninja fear powder	0		Effect: "Sleazy Hands", Effect Duration: 19
7621	triple-wet blurry ninja eyeblack	0		Effect: "damage.enh", Effect Duration: 36
7622	unsweetened button rouge	0		Effect: "You Can Really Taste the Dormouse", Effect Duration: 22
7623	dry flattened Red Army camouflage kit	0		Effect: "Magically Delicious", Effect Duration: 52
7624	nitrogenated Vulcanized mirror lynyrd skinner toothblack	0		Effect: "Omphalotus Omnipresence", Effect Duration: 21
7625	colloidal flask of rainwater	0		Effect: "Seal Clubbing Frenzy", Effect Duration: 69
7626	cold-filtered activated enhanced oyster badge	0		Effect: "Sensation", Effect Duration: 25
7627	concentrated plastic Jefferson wings	0		Effect: "Cold Throat", Effect Duration: 19
7628	unsweetened bouncing dancing fan	0		Effect: "Boon of the Storm Tortoise", Effect Duration: 39
7629	denatured page of the Necrohobocon	0		Effect: "Raging Animal", Effect Duration: 66
7630	energized narrow blurry skewed magic powder	0		Effect: "Spiky Hair", Effect Duration: 23
7631	moist nitrogenated friar's tonsure	0		Effect: "Spirit of Alph", Effect Duration: 64
7632	adjusted government-issue identification badge	0		Effect: "Blood-Rich", Effect Duration: 69
7633	altered alien hologram projector	0		Effect: "Riboflavin'", Effect Duration: 29
7634	tarnished pressed maroon irradiated turtle	0		Effect: "Antibiotic Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 46
7635	liquefied cold-filtered jittery fuchsia cigar box turtle	0		Effect: "Hairy Palms", Effect Duration: 34
7636	asbestos-lined strapping shellacked shell	0		Muscle: +5, Hot Resistance: +5, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7637	coward's pillow shell	0		Monster Level: -20, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7638	whatsit-covered turtle shell of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7639	oil shell of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7640	ghostly arcane researcher's Socratic turtle shell of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7641	narrow shocked shell	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer", Damage Aura: 1
7642	ingot turtle	0		
7643	upside-down blinking duty umbrella	0		Water Level: -2
7644	pool skimmer	0		
7645	life preserver	0		
7646	lightning milk	0		
7647	spinning aquaconda brain	0		
7648	bouncing thunder thigh	0		
7649	cold-filtered unsweetened gourmet gourami oil	0		Effect: "No Worries", Effect Duration: 18
7650	ionized aerosolized fuchsia twirling catfish whiskers	0		Effect: "Greedy Resolve", Effect Duration: 21
7651	freshwater fishbone	0		
7652	wobbly fishbone catcher's mitt	0		
7653	fishbone kneepads	0		Initiative: +60, Single Equip
7654	fishbone corset	0		
7655	fishbone fins	0		Single Equip
7656	blurry squat fishbone facemask	0		Monster Level: -30
7657	fishbone belt	0		Critical Hit Percent: +25, Weapon Damage: +25, Single Equip
7658	fishbone bracers	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
7659	upside-down arcane researcher's neoprene skullcap	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 16"
7660	pickled blue goblin water	0		Effect: "On the Trolley", Effect Duration: 45
7661	twirling mirror dumb mud	0		
7662	normal Sogg-Os	4	good	
7663	greasy stiffened Lord Soggyraven's Slippers of chilblains	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Cold Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
7664	liquefied polarized yellow mirror Ancient Protector Soda	0		Effect: "Elemental Mastery", Effect Duration: 27
7665	double-aerosolized blue liquid ice	0		Effect: "Dreadful Smell", Effect Duration: 51
7666	lousy special Wet Russian	4	decent	Effect: "Preternatural Greed", Effect Duration: 45
7667	decent bouncing filet of The Fish	3	good	
7668	Thwaitgold spider statuette	0		
7669	olive asbestos-lined flame-wreathed hardened thunder down underwear	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover
7670	prompt manspreader's hardened famous raincoat	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Monster Level: +10, Adventures: +3, Lasts Until Rollover
7671	Temple Grandin's lightning rod of courage of the early riser	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Spooky Resistance: +3, Adventures: +7, Lasts Until Rollover
7672	law-abiding citizen cane of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
7673	perfectly mixed wobbly legitimate business on the beach	4	EPIC	
7674	Tesla hep waders	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xVolley, cap 12"
7675	super-sized rotten jive turkey leg	5	crappy	
7676	rosy-cheeked birdbone corset	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30
7677	irradiated super-diffused polarized candy cigarette	0		Effect: "The Magical Mojomuscular Melody", Effect Duration: 29
7678	fireproof 4-dimensional fez	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 12"
7679	mirror throwing candy	0		
7680	twirling razor-sharp super-absorbent tarp	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25
7681	fancy smooth unquiet spirits	3	awesome	Effect: "Libra Rising", Effect Duration: 25
7682	blue miser's banjo kazoo mount	0		Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip
7683	vacuum-sealed boiled alkaline red grass	0		Effect: "Stinky Hands", Effect Duration: 36
7684	blinking scandalous Time Lord Participation Mug	0		Sleaze Damage: +5
7685	tumbling ghostly steel-toed Time Bandit Time Towel of Leguizamo	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Monster Level: +20
7686	fuchsia upside-down Caveman Dan's favorite rock of James Dean of Leguizamo of mayonnaise	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Monster Level: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
7687	diffused dry dog ointment	0		Effect: "Sweet and Green", Effect Duration: 53
7688	purple experienced gumshoes of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience: +2, Single Equip
7689	frosty stiffened flapper floppers	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
7690	skewed Tesla sneakeasies of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
7691	maroon lard-coated plastic nunchaku of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2014-08"
7692	supercharged wicked educational hand whip	0		Experience: +1, Spell Damage: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2014-08"
7693	executive glow-in-the-dark necklace of the brute of terror	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2014-08"
7694	Groll doll	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-08", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.6
7695	shaking toasty boxer's cap gun of Tarzan	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Experience (Muscle): +3, Hot Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!", Last Available: "2014-08"
7696	scorching dog trainer's cassette player	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-08"
7697	chewable paper	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-08"
7698	rubber spider	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7699	&quot;KICK ME&quot; sign	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7700	double-deionized colloidal spinning confiscated comic book	0		Effect: "Cold Hard Skin", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2014-08"
7701	anodized ghostly bouncing confiscated cell phone	0		Effect: "Stinky Weapon", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2014-08"
7702	quantum quadruple-ionized confiscated love note	0		Effect: "Make Meat FA$T!", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2014-08"
7703	LCD game: Food Eater	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7704	LCD game: Garbage River	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7705	upside-down skewed LCD game: Burger Belt	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7706	bouncing jittery The Confiscator's Grimoire	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-08", Skill: "Summon Confiscated Things"
7707	unsweetened rubber nubbin	0		Effect: "Human-Horror Hybrid", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2014-08"
7708	frightening rubber cape of the sweet-tooth	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2014-08"
7709	family-friendly lard-coated ruddy banded Thor's Pliers	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Attacks Can't Miss, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ply Reality", Last Available: "2014-09", Softcore Only: [1-path(Heavy Rains)]
7710	non-galvanized wobbly candy UFOs	0		Effect: "Cancer Rising", Effect Duration: 22
7711	jittery zippy dangerous water wings for babies	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Initiative: +20
7712	fuchsia spinning beautiful rainbow	0		Last Available: "2014-11", Skill: "Belch The Rainbow"
7713	normal Strix stix	3	good	
7714	blurry clever vampire pellet of wisdom of the early riser	0		Mysticality: +15, Maximum MP: +20, Adventures: +7
7715	fancy hand-crafted non-aged vinegar	3	EPIC	Effect: "Hoity Toity", Effect Duration: 25
7716	teal unsanitized scalpel of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10
7717	mirror Sinatra's gladiator tunica	0		Experience (Moxie): +5
7718	gray Herculean Roman sadnals	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Single Equip
7719	coward's madius	0		Monster Level: -20
7720	vibrating radiator heater shield	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10
7721	quantum denatured quadruple-quantum gray salt wages	0		Effect: "Down With Chow", Effect Duration: 32
7722	groovy centurion helmet	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, atk, cap 25"
7723	Chroner cross	0		
7724	shaking savvy pteruges	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, atk, cap 25"
7725	tarnished Bruno's blessing of Mars	0		Effect: "Liquidy Smoky", Effect Duration: 43
7726	triple-cold-filtered diffused shaking mirror Dennis's blessing of Minerva	0		Effect: "Always In Motion", Effect Duration: 46
7727	colloidal flattened Burt's blessing of Bacchus	0		Effect: "Uncaged Power", Effect Duration: 24
7728	warmed Freddie's blessing of Mercury	0		Effect: "Man's Worst Enemy", Effect Duration: 54
7729	Chroner trigger	0		
7730	Xi Receiver Unit	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7731	transmission from planet Xi	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7732	Black Bart's Booty	0		Skill: "Pirate Bellow"
7733	jittery Xiblaxian circuitry	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7734	Xiblaxian polymer	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7735	bouncing Xiblaxian alloy	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7736	Xiblaxian crystal	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7737	Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7738	shaking Xiblaxian cache locator simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7739	Xiblaxian holo-training simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7740	Xiblaxian direct marketing simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7741	ghostly Xiblaxian holo-buddy simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7742	Xiblaxian encrypted political prisoner	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7743	blinking Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth cowl	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7744	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth trousers	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7745	twirling Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth vest	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7746	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: ultraburrito	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7747	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: space whiskey	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7748	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: residence cube	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7749	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: xeno-goggles	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7750	Xiblaxian 5D printer	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7751	upside-down Xiblaxian holo-bowtie	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2014-09"
7752	up-at-dawn Xiblaxian xeno-detection goggles	0		Adventures: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-09"
7753	Sherlock's smelly Xiblaxian stealth cowl	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +25, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-09"
7754	upside-down double-paned friendly Xiblaxian stealth trousers	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2014-09"
7755	electrified Xiblaxian stealth vest of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2014-09"
7756	decent lime green wobbly Xiblaxian ultraburrito	3	good	Last Available: "2014-09"
7757	acceptable Xiblaxian space-whiskey	4	good	Last Available: "2014-09"
7758	Xiblaxian residence-cube	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7759	colloidal non-chilled shaking They liver	0		Effect: "Well Owl Be!", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2014-09"
7760	bland half-sized enchanted They liver popsicle	2	decent	Effect: "The Sweats", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2014-09"
7761	holo-tank	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7762	huge holo-bomber	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7763	ghostly holo-platoon	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7764	twisted blinking shaking residual zeal	1		Last Available: "2014-09"
7765	wholesome Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Drops Items, Last Available: "2014-09"
7766	twirling prompt censurious Tesla defective Golden Mr. Accessory	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Adventures: +3, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
7767	airplane charter: Conspiracy Island	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-10"
7768	one-day ticket to Conspiracy Island	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7769	Coinspiracy	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7770	gray reassuring dog trainer's rock-hard Personal Ventilation Unit	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Experience (familiar): +1, Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-10"
7771	super-boiled narrow teal the most dangerous bait	0		Effect: "Deadly Flashing Blade", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2014-10"
7772	rotten gigantic enchanted narrow &quot;meat&quot; stick	9	crappy	Effect: "Rampage!", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2014-10"
7773	boiled teal transdermal smoke patch	1	awesome	Last Available: "2014-10"
7774	ghostly specialty ammo bandolier	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7775	energetic stiffened cool pair of plants	0		Moxie: +5, Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2014-10"
7776	huge inspector's electrified thinker's Sasq&trade; watch	0		Mysticality: +10, Item Drop: +15, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-10", Nonstackable Watch, Rollover Effect Duration: 30
7777	manspreader's Lo Pan's smoker's cloak of the overflowing toilet	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Monster Level: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2014-10"
7778	reassuring hardened camouflage T-shirt of Calamity Jane of doom	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2014-10"
7779	super-corrupted experimental serum G-9	0		Effect: "Waxing", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2014-10"
7780	toasty heavy-duty clipboard of temperance of the cheetah	0		Hot Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2014-10"
7781	greedy shellacked wicked Socratic battery-powered drill	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spell Damage: +5, Damage Reduction: 7, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2014-10"
7782	snack-sized bland special limp broccoli	2	decent	Effect: "Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2014-10"
7783	sizzling Van der Graaf shellacked hat	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Hot Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, 0.5xPotato, cap 31", Last Available: "2014-10"
7784	double-adjusted blue bouncing monkey barf	0		Effect: "Memory of Speed", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2014-10"
7785	wet anodized candy	0		Effect: "Shredding, Sweating", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2014-10"
7786	spinning banded padded jangly bracelet of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Damage Absorption: 120, Last Available: "2014-10"
7787	shaking gray stanky cuddly teddy bear	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Overload Teddy Bear", Last Available: "2014-10"
7788	huge skewed ice-cold Cloaca Zero	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7789	auspicious first-aid pouch of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2014-10"
7790	khaki duffel bag	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7791	alkaline extra-quantum mirror airborne mutagen	0		Effect: "Cringle's Curative Carol", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2014-10"
7792	SHAWARMA Initiative Keycard	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7793	bottle-opener keycard	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7794	tumbling Armory keycard	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7795	diet decent twirling initiative shawarma	1	good	Last Available: "2014-10"
7796	stale snack-sized tumbling warm war shawarma	2	decent	Last Available: "2014-10"
7797	tiny tasty karma shawarma	1	awesome	Last Available: "2014-10"
7798	bad pulsating Jungle Juice	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-10"
7799	mediocre fortified Amnesiac Ale	5	decent	Last Available: "2014-10"
7800	lousy Highest Bitter	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-10"
7801	spinning stanky wholesome mercenary pistol	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2014-10"
7802	shaking dog trainer's sinister mercenary rifle	0		Spell Damage: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2014-10"
7803	tumbling Merc Core Field Manual: Sanity Maintenance	0		Skill: "Hypersane", Last Available: "2014-10"
7804	shaking pulsating Merc Core Field Manual: Intimidation Techniques	0		Skill: "Intimidating Mien", Last Available: "2014-10"
7805	jittery pulsating Merc Core challenge coin	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7806	Merc Core deployment orders	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7807	maroon TI-9000 calculator	0		
7808	unused soap	0		
7809	blurry impure gasoline	0		
7810	ghostly Z-Bone steak	0		
7811	viral DNA	0		
7812	tarnished bottlecap	0		
7813	big adequate seared dino steak	5	good	
7814	drinkable weak twirling bottle of drinkin' gas	2	good	
7815	handful of napalm	0		
7816	dove DNA	0		
7817	narrow teal gelatinous meat mass	0		
7818	spinning 99.44% pure math	0		
7819	simple AI	0		
7820	corrupted bird DNA	0		
7821	sentient meat mass	0		
7822	zombie dinosaur egg	0		
7823	french-fry grabber	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7824	narrow miser's nasty mansplainer's iShield	0		Monster Level: +15, Stench Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +10
7825	mirror hardened savvy thinker's earbuds	0		Mysticality: +10, Mysticality Percent: +20, Damage Reduction: 3, Single Equip
7826	supercharged ruddy iFlail of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Maximum MP Percent: +30
7827	tasty unidentifiable dried fruit	4	awesome	
7828	mediocre squat flat cider	3	decent	
7829	jittery Annie Oakley's sharpshooter's smooth trench lighter	0		Moxie: +15, Critical Hit Percent: 30, Last Available: "2014-10"
7830	quantum experimental serum P-00	0		Effect: "substats.enh", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2014-10"
7831	tumbling military-grade fingernail clippers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7832	squat encrypted micro-cassette recorder	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7833	gore bucket	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7834	pack of smokes	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7835	gray ESP suppression collar	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7836	olive GPS-tracking wristwatch	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7837	huge Project T. L. B.	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7838	shaking pulsating Agent Mauve	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7839	skewed special clip: tracers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7840	special clip: wailers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7841	special clip: squelchers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7842	special clip: splatterers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7843	special clip: boneburners	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7844	special clip: graveburpers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7845	improved corrupted electrified twirling perl necklace	0		Effect: "Faboooo", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2014-12"
7846	improved irradiated bouncing jittery green Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	0		Effect: "Quadrilled", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2014-12"
7847	vacuum-sealed blurry ruby on canes	0		Effect: "Inner Dog", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2014-12"
7848	bland petit fortran	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7849	delicious half-sized java cookie	2	awesome	Last Available: "2014-12"
7850	moldy gigantic cookie cookie	7	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7851	baleful plastic exo-suited miner	0		Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2014-12"
7852	plastic semi-autonomous drill unit of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2014-12"
7853	quilted plastic ambulatory robo-minecart	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Last Available: "2014-12"
7854	huge prompt plastic Crimbot	0		Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2014-12"
7855	narrow plastic Crimbomega of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2014-12"
7856	galvanized mirror flask of mining oil	0		Effect: "Dances with Tweedles", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2014-12"
7857	bouncing stiffened radiation-resistant helmet	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7858	forbidden servo-assisted exo-pants	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7859	high-energy mining laser of the wise owl of the scaredy-cat	0		Mysticality: +20, Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2014-12"
7860	peppermint tailings	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7861	nugget of Crimbonium	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7862	skewed cylindrical mold	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7863	Crimbonium fuel rod	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7864	Petite Paintbrush	0		Adventures: +1
7865	Crimbot schematic: Gun Face	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7866	blurry Crimbot schematic: Big Head	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7867	pulsating Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7868	spinning Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7869	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7870	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7871	pulsating Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7872	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7873	blinking Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7874	Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7875	Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7876	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7877	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7878	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7879	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7880	Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7881	squat Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7882	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7883	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7884	Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7885	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7886	green Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7887	blinking Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7888	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7889	shaking Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7890	fuchsia Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7891	lime green Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7892	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7893	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7894	wobbly Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7895	skewed Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7896	blinking Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7897	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7898	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7899	narrow pulsating Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7900	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7901	Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7902	shaking Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7903	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7904	Crimbot schematic: Rocket Skirt	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7905	recovered elf magazine	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7906	recovered elf toothbrush	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7907	spinning recovered elf sleeping pills	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7908	recovered elf underpants	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7909	pulsating recovered elf wallet	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7910	pulsating pulsating recovered elf pocketwatch	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7911	recovered elf photo album	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7912	wobbly recovered elf smartphone	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7913	maroon greasy supercool thinker's Size XI Wizard's Robe	0		Mysticality: +10, Moxie Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2014-09"
7914	double-aerosolized polymerized Bit O' Quail Spleen	0		Effect: "Bats in the Belfry", Effect Duration: 67
7915	diffused narrow Take Eleven Bar	0		Effect: "Macho, Macho Dog", Effect Duration: 41
7916	cyan wobbly pulsating mimeplasm	0		
7917	vacuum-sealed green BOOterfinger	0		Effect: "Sweet Incentive", Effect Duration: 21
7918	Vulcanized twirling Moonds	0		Effect: "Fury of the Bells", Effect Duration: 21
7919	anodized Big Punk	0		Effect: "Turkey-Ambitious", Effect Duration: 37
7920	tumbling blinking ghostly fist turkey outline	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-11"
7921	ghostly turkey knuckles	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2014-11"
7922	bad red Friendly Turkey	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-11"
7923	bad twirling Agitated Turkey	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-11"
7924	drinkable purple Ambitious Turkey	3	good	Last Available: "2014-11"
7925	flavorless spinning neutron lollipop	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7926	aged spirit-forward gamma nog	5	awesome	Last Available: "2014-12"
7934	sneaky wrapping paper	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7935	bouncing blurry Thwaitgold nit statuette	0		
7936	picky tweezers	0		Last Available: "2015-02"
7937	Crimbo Credit	0		
7938	modified cyan mirror single atom	1	good	Last Available: "2015-02"
7939	Time Cape	0		Last Available: "2014-11"
7940	ghostly Time Cloak	0		Last Available: "2014-11"
7941	ghostly bouncing sleeve deuce	0		
7942	pulsating pocket ace	0		
7943	wobbly nastygeist	0		
7944	tooth	0		
7945	table	0		
7946	frosty chilly Socratic outlaw bandana	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Cold Damage: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +10
7947	drinkable bouncing whiskey in a broken glass	4	good	
7948	acceptable jittery shot of mescal	4	good	
7949	triple-distilled drinkable glass of herbal tequila	10	good	
7950	minin' dynamite	0		
7951	hardy fortified plaid cowboy hat	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum HP: +50, Familiar Effect: "2xLep, 1xBarrr, cap 25"
7952	lasso	0		
7953	Fonzie's rusted-out shootin' iron of extreme caution of the early riser	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Monster Level: -25, Adventures: +7
7954	rattler rattle	0		
7955	bag of money	0		
7956	Crimbo sapling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
7957	even more tinsel	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7958	box of Crimbo decorations	0		
7959	letter to Ed the Undying	0		
7960	copy of a jerk adventurer's father's diary	0		
7961	forbidden sage Staff of Ed of dire peril of the early riser	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Weapon Damage: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Adventures: +7
7962	Eye of Ed	0		
7963	amulet	0		
7964	Temple Grandin's Staff of Fats	0		Familiar Weight: +7
7965	Holy MacGuffin	0		
7966	Ka coin	0		
7967	World's Best Adventurer sash of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20
7968	cyan topiary nugglet	0		
7969	wobbly pulsating beehive	0		
7970	pulsating boning knife	0		
7971	yellow Aggressive Carrot	0		Free Pull
7972	powdered mummified fig	1	decent	
7973	pickled maroon mummified loaf of bread	1	decent	
7974	distilled twirling blinking mummified beef haunch	1	EPIC	Effect: "The Spy Who Loved XP", Effect Duration: 30
7975	linen bandages	0		
7976	cotton bandages	0		
7977	silk bandages	0		
7978	holy spring water	0		
7979	spirit beer	0		
7980	spinning sacramental wine	0		
7981	twirling talisman of Thoth	0		
7982	green blurry cure-all	0		
7983	greasy Sister Accessory of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Softcore Only
7984	ionized wet improved Boosty Juice	0		Effect: "Altered Wavelengths", Effect Duration: 42
7985	wobbly crafty padded parachute	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
7986	foul-smelling pad of courage	0		Stench Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2015-12"
7987	tumbling frosty quilted peeler	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
7988	yellow aromatic arcane researcher's pettipants	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2015-12"
7989	Jack Frost's panama hat of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2015-12"
7990	bouncing wool nippy pulsera	0		Cold Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
7991	police baton of Calamity Jane of the scaredy-cat	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2015-12"
7992	Jeselnik's frosty careful fortified dangerous beefy plus-fours	0		Muscle: +10, Weapon Damage: +10, Damage Absorption: +60, Monster Level: -10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-12"
7993	jittery lard-coated toasty porkpie	0		Hot Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-12"
7994	slick pepper mill of bravery	0		Moxie: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2015-12"
7995	bouncing gray flame-wreathed banded pelerine	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
7996	blurry Oprah's weightlifter's phantom mask	0		Muscle: +15, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
7997	distilled gray polyesterene powder	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
7998	diluted huge powder	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
7999	anodized magnetized lime green choco-Crimbot	0		Effect: "Dilated Pupils", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2014-12"
8000	liquefied huge smart watch	0		Effect: "Compensatory Cruelness", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2014-12"
8001	improved bouncing teal pulsating augmented-reality shades	0		Effect: "Hot Jellied", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2014-12"
8002	jittery curative toy Crimbot mega face	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "LIGHT", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
8003	huge toy Crimbot power glove of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "ZAP", Last Available: "2014-12"
8004	squat stanky toy Crimbot super fist	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "POW", Last Available: "2014-12"
8005	mirror fuchsia toy Crimbot rocket legs of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BURN", Last Available: "2014-12"
8006	nitrogenated diffused Crimbot battery	0		Effect: "20-20 Second Sight", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2014-12"
8007	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	0		Skill: "Rapid Prototyping", Last Available: "2014-12"
8008	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	0		Skill: "Mathematical Precision", Last Available: "2014-12"
8009	red Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency	0		Skill: "Ruthless Efficiency", Last Available: "2014-12"
8010	squat Mini-Crimbot crate	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
8011	skewed heavy-duty Crimbot aerial	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2014-12"
8012	chaotic Newton's Crimbomega drive chain of the storm	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "LUBE", Last Available: "2014-12"
8013	mirror Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	0		Skill: "Rapid Prototyping", Last Available: "2014-12"
8014	huge Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)	0		Skill: "Mathematical Precision", Last Available: "2014-12"
8015	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	0		Skill: "Ruthless Efficiency", Last Available: "2014-12"
8016	aerosolized fitness wristband	0		Effect: "Gobliny Flavor", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2014-12"
8017	flattened twirling flask of tainted mining oil	0		Effect: "Is This Your Card?", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2014-12"
8018	activated Vulcanized dry and rain stick	0		Effect: "Boletus Swoletus", Effect Duration: 40
8019	maroon Chateau Mantegna room key	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-01"
8020	stale Choco-Mint patty	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-01"
8021	bad blurry hot mint schnocolate	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-01"
8022	pickled mirror homeopathic mint tea	1	crappy	Effect: "Smelly Pants", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2015-01"
8023	tumbling narrow muscle stimulator	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8024	foreign language tapes	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8025	bowl of potpourri	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8026	ceiling fan	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8027	blue antler chandelier	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8028	artificial skylight	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8029	Swiss piggy bank	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8030	continental juice bar	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8031	stationery set	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8032	purple calligraphy pen	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-01"
8033	yellow alpine watercolor set	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8034	Jeselnik's smooth tope&eacute;	0		Moxie: +15, Sleaze Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, cap 12"
8035	wicked topiary tights of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Spell Damage: +5
8036	pulsating bouncing rock-hard topiary necktie	0		Damage Reduction: 5
8037	snack-sized flavorless bowl of topioca	2	decent	
8038	upside-down topiary skunk	0		
8039	topiary noseplugs	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8040	blurry trusty whip	0		
8041	spinning crumbling skull	0		
8042	cyan rock	0		
8043	twirling lion tamer's pot	0		Experience (familiar): +2
8044	toasty spelunking fedora	0		Hot Damage: +5
8045	pulsating brawny sturdy machete	0		Muscle Percent: +20
8046	lightning-fast shotgun	0		Initiative: +40
8047	wobbly vibrating boomerang	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10
8049	clever mining helmet	0		Maximum MP: +20
8050	jittery twirling Tesla X-ray goggles	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Luck: +5
8051	mirror clever cape	0		Maximum MP: +20
8052	bouncing Usain Bolt's jetpack	0		Initiative: +80
8053	spring boots	0		
8054	blinking spiked boots	0		
8055	wicked pickaxe	0		Spell Damage: +5
8056	torch	0		
8057	shaking Sherlock's [spelunking test kit] of the glutton	0		Item Drop: +25, Food Drop: +100
8058	greedy plasma rifle	0		Meat Drop: +20
8059	Bananubis's Staff	0		Luck: -6
8060	hale thinker's The Joke Book of the Dead	0		Mysticality: +10, Maximum HP: +20, Luck: -6
8061	The Clown Crown	0		Luck: -6
8062	coffee cup	0		Luck: -2
8063	Tales of Spelunking	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8064	shaking monkey statuette	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8065	banana	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8066	altered	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-12"
8067	nuggets	0		
8068	spinning Professor of Spelunkology	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8069	Stembridge sidearm	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8070	warehouse map page	0		
8071	warehouse inventory page	0		
8072	janitor sponge	0		
8073	Spelunker of Fortune	0		Skill: "Speluck", Last Available: "2015-12"
8074	Annie Oakley's fortified dangerous Spelunker's fedora	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Damage Absorption: +60, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-12"
8075	Tesla wholesome Spelunker's whip of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum HP Percent: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2015-12"
8076	Sherlock's dance instructor's Spelunker's khakis of the blizzard	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +25, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-12"
8077	Spelunker's Guild prize sack	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8084	LOLmec statuette	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8085	huge Spelunker of Fortune (used)	0		Skill: "Speluck"
8086	still-beating spleen	0		
8087	Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	0		
8088	jewel	0		
8089	headless sparrow	0		
8090	mangled squirrel	0		
8091	rat carcass	0		
8092	red wholesome steel-toed wicker kickers	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8093	huge clever wicker slicker of the scaredy-cat	0		Maximum MP: +20, Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2016-12"
8094	resourceful ruddy wicker knickers	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
8095	narrow arcane researcher's wicker ticker of the cheetah	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8096	Lo Pan's fortified wicker sticker	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2016-12"
8097	yellow hale groovy wicker clicker	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2016-12"
8098	twisted gray wickerbits	1		Last Available: "2016-12"
8099	auspicious foul-smelling belt	0		Stench Damage: +10, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8100	maroon studded badge of the brazier	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8101	bowl of the bloodbag of Leguizamo	0		Maximum HP: +100, Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2016-12"
8102	sizzling brooch of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Hot Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8103	skewed frightening dog trainer's breeches	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
8104	slick backpack of the blizzard	0		Moxie: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
8105	denatured bits	1		Last Available: "2016-12"
8106	anvil of Gandalf of temperance	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8107	rosewater-soaked rock-hard akubra	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2017-12"
8108	clever studded apron	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum MP: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8109	Newton's thinker's ascot	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8110	Herculean attache case of horror	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Drops Items, Last Available: "2017-12"
8111	Usain Bolt's studded accordion	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Initiative: +80, Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2017-12"
8112	boiled aerosolized	1		Last Available: "2017-12"
8113	censurious wig of Flo-Jo	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2017-12"
8114	sharpshooter's winch crank of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8115	wool widget of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8116	rosewater-soaked personal trainer's whisk	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2017-12"
8117	ghostly Tesla walker of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8118	occult extremely unsafe waders	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2017-12"
8119	twisted blinking wobbly skewed flakes	1		Last Available: "2017-12"
8120	zippy family-friendly gaiters	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2018-12"
8121	spinning wobbly greedy garland of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8122	blue gunnysack of wisdom of the early riser	0		Mysticality: +15, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2018-12"
8123	bouncing fortified garibaldi of bravery	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2018-12"
8124	sinister girdle of vim and vigor	0		Spell Damage: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Disco Pudge", Last Available: "2018-12"
8125	smooth slick gloves	0		Moxie: 25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8126	compressed upside-down smithereens	1		Last Available: "2018-12"
8127	dog trainer's forbidden fiberglass fetish	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2018-12"
8128	mirror sizzling fiberglass foil of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-12"
8129	sharpshooter's dance instructor's fiberglass fannypack	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8130	crafty fiberglass frock of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2018-12"
8131	shaking family-friendly horrifying fiberglass fingerguard	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8132	electrified veiny fiberglass fedora	0		Maximum HP: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2018-12"
8133	modified wobbly fiberglass fibers	1		Effect: "Flimsy Shield of the Pastalord", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2018-12"
8134	jittery bottle of lovebug pheromones	0		Free Pull
8135	winged yeti fur	0		
8136	shaking talisman of Renenutet	0		
8138	horrifying rubber spatula	0		Spooky Damage: +25
8139	tumbling inspector's spoon	0		Item Drop: +15
8140	crystalline reamer of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
8141	macroplane grater of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100
8142	squat mansplainer's bastard baster	0		Monster Level: +15
8143	Annie Oakley's obsidian nutcracker	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20
8144	talisman of Seshat	0		Free Pull
8145	lard-coated stylish glass eye	0		Moxie: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
8146	alkaline green bouncing invisible potion	0		Effect: "Towering Strength", Effect Duration: 37
8147	wobbly time shuriken	0		
8148	perfumed smooth wizardly ninjammies	0		Mysticality: +25, Moxie: +15, Stench Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 0.5xPotato, cap 25", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8149	liquefied dry Glo-Pop	0		Effect: "Using Protection", Effect Duration: 66
8150	extra-corrupted blinking sugar sphere	0		Effect: "Venomous Weapon", Effect Duration: 55
8151	double-polymerized Shrubble Bubble	0		Effect: "Make Meat FA$T!", Effect Duration: 33
8152	Vulcanized altered polyeaster egg	0		Effect: "Stuck That Way", Effect Duration: 12
8153	super-pressed polymerized spinning candy dish	0		Effect: "Spooky Flavor", Effect Duration: 17
8154	warmed double-nitrogenated pulsating Spechunky bar	0		Effect: "Chain Chain Chains", Effect Duration: 54
8155	colloidal spinning twirling talisman of Horus	0		Effect: "Berry Thorny", Effect Duration: 51
8156	check to the Meatsmith	0		
8157	Skeleton Store office key	0		
8158	bone with a price tag on it	0		
8159	lime green half of a tooth	0		
8160	oxidized squat mouse skull	0		Effect: "Boon of the War Snapper", Effect Duration: 58
8161	pressed diffused olive really thick spine	0		Effect: "Protection from Bad Stuff", Effect Duration: 15
8162	family-friendly skullcap of the glutton	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley,cap 5"
8163	banded three-legged pants of the early riser	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 25"
8164	purple supercharged dance instructor's remaindered axe	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum MP Percent: +30
8165	low-budget shield	0		
8166	cr&ecirc;epy mask of vim and vigor of incineration	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, cap 5"
8167	normal huge baguette	3	good	
8168	blue glob of icing	0		
8169	diffused ginger snaps	0		Effect: "Omphalotus Omnipresence", Effect Duration: 38
8170	alkaline mostly-broken sunglasses	0		Effect: "Savage Beast Inside", Effect Duration: 52
8171	aged fancy practically non-alcoholic pulsating unflavored wine cooler	1	awesome	Effect: "Oiled Skin", Effect Duration: 30
8172	carton of snake milk	1	EPIC	
8173	jittery chilly sewer snake	0		Cold Damage: +5
8174	normal small pigeon egg	2	good	
8175	spinning jaunty feather of the storm of doom	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
8176	practically non-alcoholic lousy premium malt liquor	1	decent	
8177	flame-retardant padded brown paper pants	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Hot Resistance: +1
8178	cyan rosewater-soaked wicked brown paper bag mask	0		Spell Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +3
8179	lion tamer's ring of telling skeletons what to do	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tell a Skeleton What To Do", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tell This Skeleton What To Do"
8180	sinister breadwand	0		Spell Damage: +10
8181	spinning Da Vinci's loafers	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Single Equip
8182	twirling Map to Kokomo	0		Free Pull, Skill: "Summon Kokomo Resort Pass"
8183	bread basket of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3
8184	Ed the Undying exhibit crate	0		
8185	hardy The Crown of Ed the Undying of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum HP: +50, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Actually Ed the Undying)]
8186	Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic	0		
8187	spinning map to a hidden booze cache	0		
8188	hand-crafted Cherrytastrophe wine cooler	3	EPIC	
8189	weak perfectly mixed Radberry Rip wine cooler	2	EPIC	
8190	distilled acceptable Orangemageddon wine cooler	5	good	
8191	acceptable triple-distilled bouncing Breakfast Blast wine cooler	9	good	
8192	drinkable pulsating yellow Citrus Crush wine cooler	3	good	
8193	moldy plain bagel	4	crappy	
8194	stale glob of cream cheese	4	decent	
8195	bland olive loaf of soda bread	3	decent	
8196	adequate miniature acceptable bagel	2	good	
8197	enchanted jumbo tasty standard-issue cupcake	5	awesome	Effect: "Abyssal Sweat", Effect Duration: 35
8198	tasty bite-sized ultra-deluxe cupcake	1	awesome	
8199	hypnotic breadcrumbs	0		
8200	miniature decent special popular tart	2	good	Effect: "protect.enq", Effect Duration: 20
8201	green no-handed pie	0		
8202	polarized Vulcanized frozen Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum	0		Effect: "Fit To Be Tide", Effect Duration: 30
8203	spinning airplane charter: Dinseylandfill	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-04"
8204	one-day ticket to Dinseylandfill	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8205	teal FunFunds&trade;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8206	hardened expensive camera of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Damage Reduction: 3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8207	blurry blue sunglasses	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8208	deionized bouncing How to Avoid Scams	0		Effect: "Took Eleven", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2015-04"
8209	squat filthy child leash	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2015-04"
8210	bag of gross foreign snacks	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8211	bag of park garbage	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8212	grogpagne	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
8213	blurry foul-smelling chaotic rigging rope	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-04"
8214	distilled nasty snuff	1	good	Last Available: "2015-04"
8215	ribald sinister sewage-clogged pistol	0		Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Sewage Pistol", Last Available: "2015-04"
8216	altered nitrogenated huge mirror beard incense	0		Effect: "Sparkling Consciousness", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2015-04"
8217	tumbling skewed crafty energetic perfume-soaked bandana	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8218	huge toxic globule	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8219	miniature enchanted bland toxo	2	decent	Effect: "Eye of the Lihc", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2015-04"
8220	lousy triple-distilled Lemonade-235	8	decent	Last Available: "2015-04"
8221	energetic isotophat of the sweet-tooth	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-04"
8222	huge steel-toed experienced Three Mile Island shorts	0		Experience: +2, Damage Reduction: 9, Last Available: "2015-04"
8223	personal trainer's toxic mop of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Last Available: "2015-04"
8224	mirror inert sludgepuppy	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8225	blurry lead collar	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2015-04"
8226	tumbling upside-down jar of swamp honey	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8227	double-paned backwoods banjo of dire peril of courage	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Cold Resistance: +5, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2015-04"
8228	blurry grody jug	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8229	Sherlock's razor-sharp ratskin pajama pants of the scaredy-cat	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Monster Level: -15, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2015-04", Rollover Effect Duration: 40
8230	deionized polymerized shaking blurry turtle voicebox	0		Effect: "Here's Mud in Your Eye", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2015-04"
8231	fake washboard of the cougar of the pedagogue of the scaredy-cat	0		Moxie: +20, Experience: +3, Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2015-04"
8232	fuchsia miser's Dinsey's oculus of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8233	resourceful Dinsey's radar dish	0		Maximum MP: +50, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2015-04"
8234	greasy smartaleck's Dinsey's pizza cutter	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-04"
8235	Jim Carey's shellacked Dinsey's brain	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2015-04"
8236	friendly chaotic Dinsey's glove	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8237	blue mirror auspicious careful Dinsey's pants	0		Monster Level: -10, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2015-04"
8238	brain preservation fluid	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8239	keycard &alpha;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8240	gray keycard &beta;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8241	squat teal keycard &gamma;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8242	keycard &delta;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8243	blinking complimentary Dinsey refreshments	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8244	thinker's lube-shoes	0		Mysticality: +10, Last Available: "2015-04"
8245	pulsating trash net	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8246	Sherlock's inspector's friendly Dinsey mascot mask	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Item Drop: 40, Last Available: "2015-04"
8247	half-sized adequate blurry Dinsey food-cone	2	good	Last Available: "2015-04"
8248	bad mirror Dinsey Whinskey	4	decent	Last Available: "2015-04"
8249	warmed Dinsey face paint	0		Effect: "Mighty Shout", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2015-04"
8250	fannypack of the storm of the boozehound	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2015-04"
8251	double-paned foul-smelling Van der Graaf crafty quilted slick garbage sticker	0		Moxie: +10, Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum MP: +10, Stench Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Drops Meat, Last Available: "2015-04"
8252	blinking gravedigger's nippy electrified hazmat helmet of Leguizamo of Flo-Jo	0		Monster Level: +20, Cold Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Initiative: +100, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2015-04"
8253	Scratch-and-Sniff Guide to Dinseylandfill	0		Skill: "Olfactory Burnout", Last Available: "2015-04"
8254	ghostly lime green Trash, a Memoir	0		Skill: "Garbage Nova", Last Available: "2015-04"
8255	Dinsey Maintenance Manual	0		Skill: "Dinsey Operations Expert", Last Available: "2015-04"
8256	Dinsey tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8257	galvanized nasty gum	0		Effect: "Blood-Gorged", Effect Duration: 62
8258	Wart Dinsey: An Afterlife	0		Skill: "Rotten Memories"
8259	greedy The Lot's engagement ring	0		Meat Drop: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Propose To Your Opponent"
8260	Mayo Clinic	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8261	jittery Mayonex	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8262	Mayodiol	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8263	jittery Mayostat	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8264	squat Mayozapine	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8265	wobbly mirror Mayoflex	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8266	ruddy occult miracle whip of the blizzard of the businessman	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8267	horrifying sphygmayomanometer	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8268	tomayohawk-style reflex hammer	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8269	huge mayo lance	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8270	rotten unappetizing mayolus	4	crappy	Last Available: "2015-05"
8271	bland blinking uninteresting mayolus	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-05"
8272	flavorless acceptable mayolus	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-05"
8273	bland enticing mayolus	4	decent	Last Available: "2015-05"
8274	adequate mouth-watering mayolus	4	good	Last Available: "2015-05"
8275	newly-hatched mayonnaise wasp	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8276	mayo pump	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8277	Essence of Bear	0		Skill: "Bear Essence"
8278	lousy Afternoon Delight	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-04"
8279	Kokomo Resort Chip	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8280	bouncing wobbly Golden Kokomo Resort Chip	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8281	frozen pickled yellow spinning Kokomo Resort Brand Suntan Oil	0		Effect: "Piratastic", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2025-08"
8282	wobbly Kokomo Resort Order Pad	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8283	The Cocktail Shaker	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8284	denatured bouncing Kokomo Resort Pass	0		Effect: "Over-Familiar With Dactyls", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2025-08"
8285	yellow Mayo Minder&trade;	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8286	altered triple-magnetized Mayo de Mayo&trade; mayo	0		Effect: "Crotchety, Pining", Effect Duration: 51
8287	puck	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-06"
8288	yellow wobbly kill screen	0		Random Monster Modifiers: +1, Last Available: "2015-06"
8289	teal boxing gloves	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8290	gray tumbling dice ring of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Single Equip
8291	Sherlock's dice belt buckle	0		Item Drop: +25, Single Equip
8292	teal bouncing lightning-fast dice-print pajama pants	0		Initiative: +40
8293	dice-shaped backpack of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7
8294	extremely unsafe dice-print do-rag	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100
8295	executive dice sunglasses	0		Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip
8296	mirror Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette	0		
8297	quantum improved cyan dice	0		Effect: "Human-Penguin Hybrid", Effect Duration: 20
8298	pixel	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8299	pixel coin	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8300	oxidized oxidized huge power pill	0		Effect: "Savage Beast Inside", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2015-06"
8301	concentrated twirling bouncing pixel star	0		Effect: "Hagg-ard", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2015-06"
8302	stale squat pixel banana	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-06"
8303	acceptable spinning pixel beer	3	good	Last Available: "2015-06"
8304	puck with a bow on it	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-06"
8305	pumps	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8306	aerosolized frozen skewed sludgesicle	0		Effect: "Lubed", Effect Duration: 46
8307	quadruple-colloidal dry &Uuml;berraschthexengebr&auml;u	0		Effect: "Is This Your Card?", Effect Duration: 58
8308	activated pressed denatured wobbly piggy tattoo	0		Effect: "Petit Force", Effect Duration: 55
8309	quantum colloidal baggie of regular-sized tardigrades	0		Effect: "Earthen Fist", Effect Duration: 18
8310	tarnished .epub file	0		Effect: "Abominably Slippery", Effect Duration: 38
8311	dry wet blurry BUBBLE GUM	0		Effect: "Spirit of Alph", Effect Duration: 59
8312	super-Vulcanized quadruple-boiled pulsating hustler shades	0		Effect: "Papowerful", Effect Duration: 36
8313	tarnished jerky stick	0		Effect: "Adapt to Change Eventually", Effect Duration: 46
8314	magnetized electrified costume rental shop	0		Effect: "Joy", Effect Duration: 30
8315	frozen blinking teal squat muscle oil	0		Effect: "Guts Feeling", Effect Duration: 14
8316	electrified blue bottle of Red-Out	0		Effect: "Just Aged Enough", Effect Duration: 25
8317	aerosolized moist pickpocket protector	0		Effect: "Human-Plant Hybrid", Effect Duration: 25
8318	magnetized flattened narrow sinister-looking cat	0		Effect: "Improved Candy Vision", Effect Duration: 69
8319	deionized fuchsia jazzy cigarette holder	0		Effect: "Pisces in the Skyces", Effect Duration: 15
8320	corrupted warmed spinning blinking one glove	0		Effect: "Larger", Effect Duration: 64
8321	galvanized warmed huge glove	0		Effect: "Hot Buttoned", Effect Duration: 21
8322	cold-filtered handful of fire	0		Effect: "Celestial Sheen", Effect Duration: 47
8323	dry ionized unsweetened wobbly cyan Cracklin' Oat Bran	0		Effect: "Emotion Sickness", Effect Duration: 57
8324	adjusted bouncing disposable lighter	0		Effect: "Healthy Blue Glow", Effect Duration: 44
8325	oxidized chilled aerosolized coal contact lenses	0		Effect: "Frost Tea", Effect Duration: 55
8326	deionized modified conjured ice cream	0		Effect: "Jaba&ntilde;ero Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 53
8327	aerosolized denatured pulsating Iceberglar scarf	0		Effect: "Thick, Sick", Effect Duration: 33
8328	frozen adjusted twirling ghostly icy hairspray	0		Effect: "Chorale of Companionship", Effect Duration: 46
8329	electrified smellbook	0		Effect: "Egg-cellent Vocabulary", Effect Duration: 13
8330	polarized assassin's cheese knife	0		Effect: "[800]Chocolate Reign", Effect Duration: 26
8331	altered shaking filthy armor	0		Effect: "Cotton Mouthed", Effect Duration: 25
8332	irradiated flattened plague pie	0		Effect: "Yuletide Sappiness", Effect Duration: 64
8333	chilled blinking batarang	0		Effect: "Infernal Thirst", Effect Duration: 64
8334	Vulcanized irradiated moist spare neck bolts	0		Effect: "Sappy Blood", Effect Duration: 32
8335	chilled tarnished grease trap	0		Effect: "Icy Demeanor", Effect Duration: 54
8336	double-irradiated unsweetened activated olive shaking shamanic ham	0		Effect: "familiar.enq", Effect Duration: 64
8337	aerosolized denatured upside-down ghostly porkpocket	0		Effect: "Inappropriate Spirit", Effect Duration: 30
8338	corrupted Leonard's glasses	0		Effect: "Dreadful Fear", Effect Duration: 14
8339	super-electrified quantum warehouse walkie-talkie	0		Effect: "Snobby", Effect Duration: 60
8340	vacuum-sealed liquefied janitor's mop	0		Effect: "Baconstoned", Effect Duration: 31
8341	aerosolized huge warehouse clerk's glasses	0		Effect: "Busy Bein' Delicious", Effect Duration: 44
8342	warmed frozen huge baloney rotgut	0		Effect: "Egg-stra Arm", Effect Duration: 41
8343	flattened moist twirling carton of gaspers	0		Effect: "Initiative and Let Die", Effect Duration: 64
8344	moist bronze polish	0		Effect: "Low on the Hog", Effect Duration: 48
8345	moist ionized tumbling crident	0		Effect: "Destructive Resolve", Effect Duration: 53
8346	moist enhanced energized twirling totally sweet mohawk helmet	0		Effect: "Strawberry Alarm", Effect Duration: 66
8347	unsweetened improved non-diffused spray chrome	0		Effect: "Frozen Hands", Effect Duration: 53
8348	concentrated blue filthy monkey head	0		Effect: "Sleazy Hands", Effect Duration: 41
8349	quadruple-concentrated dry hand of cards	0		Effect: "Shortened", Effect Duration: 22
8350	adjusted anodized shaking damp bar rag	0		Effect: "Icy Demeanor", Effect Duration: 40
8351	enhanced pressed blue squat lump of goofball ore	0		Effect: "Blessing of Bulbazinalli", Effect Duration: 17
8352	oxidized polymerized wobbly skeleton beans	0		Effect: "Yeah, It's Just Gasoline", Effect Duration: 17
8353	improved grimy lab coat	0		Effect: "Berry Defensive", Effect Duration: 32
8354	dry gray squat nursery rhyme	0		Effect: "Gunky Dory", Effect Duration: 69
8355	extra-concentrated activated jittery iron torso box	0		Effect: "Polka of Plenty", Effect Duration: 66
8356	corrupted squat mercenary headband	0		Effect: "Preternatural Greed", Effect Duration: 51
8357	tarnished upside-down jittery radioactive spider venom	0		Effect: "Dreadful Chill", Effect Duration: 37
8358	aerosolized unsweetened lime green x-ray mirror	0		Effect: "So You Can Work More...", Effect Duration: 15
8359	moist non-magnetized wrestling mask	0		Effect: "The Two-Prong Crown", Effect Duration: 25
8360	nitrogenated electrified hawkface potion	0		Effect: "Sauce Monocle", Effect Duration: 21
8361	corrupted child-sized dracula cloak	0		Effect: "Educated (Sorta)", Effect Duration: 37
8362	diffused devil-summoning hat	0		Effect: "Booing Radly", Effect Duration: 52
8363	altered frozen deionized shopkeeper beard	0		Effect: "Preternatural Greed", Effect Duration: 46
8364	deionized skewed twirling alien autoautopsy kit	0		Effect: "Mer-kindliness", Effect Duration: 62
8365	flattened novelty fruit hat	0		Effect: "Stimulated Body", Effect Duration: 51
8366	irradiated alkaline invisibility cream	0		Effect: "White Knuckles", Effect Duration: 61
8367	denatured activated handful of stubble	0		Effect: "Comic Violence", Effect Duration: 64
8368	corrupted garbage juice slurpee	0		Effect: "Stemonitis Storm", Effect Duration: 20
8369	pressed deionized plunge-leg	0		Effect: "Cletus's Canticle of Celerity", Effect Duration: 44
8370	alkaline spinning funky eyepatch	0		Effect: "Whitened Teeth", Effect Duration: 49
8371	dry narrow bucket of fish juice	0		Effect: "Rotten Memories", Effect Duration: 65
8372	triple-unsweetened electrified fuchsia flashy pirate dreadlocks	0		Effect: "Eyes Wide Propped", Effect Duration: 48
8373	double-denatured unsweetened captured boozles	0		Effect: "Jungle Juiced", Effect Duration: 64
8374	concentrated denatured upside-down drinks tray	0		Effect: "Boletus Swoletus", Effect Duration: 64
8375	ionized eyebrow lifter	0		Effect: "Weird Vibrations", Effect Duration: 39
8376	submarine	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8377	toothsome tumbling pixel lemon	4	awesome	Last Available: "2015-06"
8378	lousy bouncing pixel daiquiri	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-06"
8379	enhanced wobbly power pill	0		Effect: "Melancholy Burden", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2015-06"
8380	dry dry pixel potion	0		Effect: "Adorable Lookout", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2015-06"
8381	blinking twirling Pack of Every Card	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-07"
8382	Deck of Every Card	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8383	popular part	0		
8384	bubblegum heart	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8385	mirror cubic zirconia	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8386	valuable coin	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8387	mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8388	mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8389	huge mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8390	teal mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8391	mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8392	gift card	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8393	shaking twirling hermit factoid	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8394	The Emperor's dry cleaning	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8395	lime green The Emperor's new hat of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2015-07"
8396	blue asbestos-lined The Emperor's new shirt	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2015-07"
8397	prompt The Emperor's new pants	0		Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2015-07"
8398	blurry careful lead pipe of the brazier	0		Monster Level: -10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8399	chaotic rope of the cheetah	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Initiative: +60, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8400	censurious wrench of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8401	up-at-dawn lard-coated candlestick	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Adventures: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8402	red coward's electrified knife	0		Monster Level: -20, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8403	chaotic revolver of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8404	skewed 1952 Mickey Mantle card	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8405	tumbling talking spade	0		Free Pull
8406	savory dry noodles	0		
8407	tasty tiny pestopiary	1	awesome	
8408	adjusted shaking ectoplasmic orbs	0		Effect: "Morninja", Effect Duration: 57
8409	toothsome skewed spinning crudles	3	awesome	
8410	flavorless teal agnolotti arboli	3	decent	
8411	bland spaghetti with ghost balls	4	decent	
8412	stale upside-down succulent marrow	3	decent	
8413	delicious small salacious crumbs	2	awesome	
8414	special decent huge upside-down fusilli marrownarrow	3	good	Effect: "Flamb&eacute;-a-thon", Effect Duration: 45
8415	bite-sized decent suggestive strozzapreti	1	good	
8416	twirling Mountain Stream gastrique	0		
8417	decent bite-sized Mt. McLargeHuge oyster	1	good	
8418	oyster sauce	0		
8419	enchanted big bland blurry linguini immondizia bianco	5	decent	Effect: "Flame-Retardant Trousers", Effect Duration: 30
8420	diet stale shells a la shellfish	1	decent	
8421	Jick's autograph	0		
8422	high-temperature mining drill	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8423	unsmoothed velvet	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8424	red 1,970 carat	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8425	New Age healing crystal	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8426	blinking Volcoino	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8427	pulsating fizzing spore pod	0		
8428	spore pod	0		
8429	blinking veiny spore pod	0		
8430	blue hard spore pod	0		
8431	spore pod	0		
8432	blue hot spore pod	0		
8433	cool spore pod	0		
8434	teal jingling spore pod	0		
8435	blue baleful personal trainer's LavaCo Lamp&trade;	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-08", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8436	pulsating Socratic LavaCo Lamp&trade; of the bloodbag	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2015-08", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8437	blue flame-wreathed hale LavaCo Lamp&trade;	0		Maximum HP: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-08", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8438	blue thin wire	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8439	huge insulated wire	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8440	ghostly empty lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8441	ghostly full lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8442	viscous lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8443	mirror lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8444	twirling lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8445	lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8446	SMOOCH bottlecap	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
8447	uncapped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8448	olive uncapped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8449	uncapped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8450	capped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8451	capped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8452	capped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8453	heat-resistant sheet	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8454	wobbly LavaCo&trade; Lamp housing	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8455	New Age crystal	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8456	crystalline light bulb	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8457	broken high-temperature mining drill	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8458	huge hardy smartaleck's high-temperature mining mask	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-08"
8459	shaking wobbly careful healthy fireproof megaphone	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2015-08"
8460	normal fancy small mineapple	2	good	Effect: "Very Clean Teeth", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2015-08"
8461	acceptable extra-dry Gold Velvet&trade; whiskey	5	good	Last Available: "2015-08"
8462	SMOOCH soda	1	decent	Last Available: "2015-08"
8463	small decent smelted roe	2	good	Last Available: "2015-08"
8464	tolerable lavawater	3	good	Last Available: "2015-08"
8465	concentrated nitrogenated basaltamander tongue	0		Effect: "Analog Drunk", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2015-08"
8466	pulsating supercharged Sinatra's lavalarva of extreme caution	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2015-08"
8467	tumbling electrified studded lava balaclava of Leguizamo	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Monster Level: +20, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2015-08"
8468	blurry lard-coated dance instructor's boxer's basaltamander buckler	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-08"
8469	non-dry energized pulsating lava globs	0		Effect: "Bottle in front of Me", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2015-08"
8470	delicious fancy gooey lava globs	3	awesome	Effect: "Spookypants", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2015-08"
8471	lard-coated lava-proof pants of the businessman	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2015-08"
8472	heat-resistant necktie of the ox of courage	0		Muscle: +20, Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8473	cool heat-resistant gloves of the ox of mayonnaise	0		Muscle: +20, Moxie: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8474	toothsome very hot lunch	4	awesome	Last Available: "2015-08"
8475	mediocre asbestos thermos	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-08"
8476	quadruple-Vulcanized liquid rhinestones	0		Effect: "Oily Flavor", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2015-08"
8477	adequate disco biscuit	3	good	Last Available: "2015-08"
8478	acceptable practically non-alcoholic yellow Quaatorade&trade;	1	good	Last Available: "2015-08"
8479	executive curative forbidden biker's hat	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Meat Drop: +40, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2015-08"
8480	gray Usain Bolt's crafty feathered headdress	0		Maximum MP: +10, Item Drop: +5, Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2015-08"
8481	Sherlock's hale dangerous electrician's hardhat	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum HP: +20, Item Drop: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2015-08"
8482	Lava Miner's Daughter	0		Skill: "Asbestos Heart", Last Available: "2015-08"
8483	twirling Psycho From The Heat	0		Skill: "Pyromania", Last Available: "2015-08"
8484	The Firegate Tapes	0		Skill: "Firegate", Last Available: "2015-08"
8485	&quot;DEBBIE&quot; tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8486	one-day ticket to That 70s Volcano	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8487	airplane charter: That 70s Volcano	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-08"
8488	Manual of Numberology	0		Skill: "Calculate the Universe"
8489	twirling pulsating New Age hurting crystal	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8490	nasty smooth velvet pants	0		Stench Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2015-08"
8491	lime green smooth velvet shirt of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-08"
8492	rock-hard smooth velvet hat	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Last Available: "2015-08"
8493	gray supercool smooth velvet pocket square	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8494	smooth velvet socks of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8495	smooth velvet hanky of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8496	narrow miser's The One Mood Ring of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8497	yellow spinning tumbling Mr. Choch's bone	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8498	Mr. Cheeng's 'stache	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8499	mirror Saturday Night thermometer	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8500	the tongue of Smimmons	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8501	Raul's guitar pick	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8502	Pener's crisps	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8503	huge signed deuce	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8504	Lavalos core	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8505	half-melted hula girl	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8506	glass ceiling fragments	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8507	compressed SMOOCH coffee cup	1	decent	Effect: "Pecan Pied Piper", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2015-08"
8508	modified dry squat labrador cookie	0		Effect: "Slimy Hands", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2015-08"
8509	ghostly blinking coward's rosy-cheeked Mr. Cheeng's spectacles of incineration	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Monster Level: -20, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Drops Items, Last Available: "2015-08"
8510	shellacked supercool grease cannon	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2015-08"
8511	polymerized Vulcanized deionized spinning demon makeup kit	0		Effect: "It's Soporiffic!", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2015-08"
8512	ghostly Jack Frost's nippy supercharged love	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Cold Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2015-08"
8513	tumbling hale Da Vinci's Socratic Pener's drumstick	0		Experience (Mysticality): 6, Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2015-08"
8514	hale deuce cape of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2015-08"
8515	sharpshooter's Lavalos's shell of the empath of temperance	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2015-08"
8516	blurry mirror perfumed Temple Grandin's smooth velvet bra	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2015-08"
8517	frosty coward's SMOOCH bracers	0		Monster Level: -20, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8518	slick SMOOCH kneepads	0		Moxie: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8519	blue smooth SMOOCH spaulders	0		Moxie: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8520	tumbling pulsating fuchsia medical-grade quilted SMOOCH codpiece	0		Damage Absorption: +40, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 20", Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8521	knitted SMOOCH breastplate	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8522	purple superduperheated	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8523	pulsating spinning fused fuse	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8524	superheated	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8525	adequate lava cake	3	good	Last Available: "2015-08"
8526	bland pink slime	3	decent	
8527	bouncing Devil's Elbow Hot Sauce	0		
8528	bouncing Special&trade; Sauce	0		
8529	spoiled devil hair pasta	3	crappy	
8530	stale snack-sized spagecialetti	2	decent	
8531	Salsa Libre	0		
8532	good gravy	0		
8533	illicit fish sauce	0		
8534	low-calorie rotten libertagliatelle	1	crappy	
8535	adequate snack-sized turkish mostaccioli	2	good	
8536	adequate linguini of the sea	4	good	
8537	vacuum-sealed shaking upside-down Hersey&trade; SMOOCH	0		Effect: "Creepin' Up on You", Effect Duration: 43
8539	Alexy sauce	0		
8540	twirling rainbow sauce	0		
8541	drug cocktail sauce	0		
8542	decent Fettris	3	good	
8543	spoiled miniature jittery fusillocybin	2	crappy	
8544	toothsome prescription noodles	3	awesome	
8545	distilled jittery blood-drive sticker	1	good	
8546	enhanced green bag of grain	0		Effect: "Influence of Sphere", Effect Duration: 50
8547	corrupted activated pocket maze	0		Effect: "The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder", Effect Duration: 29
8548	quantum shady shades	0		Effect: "Chief Executive Optimism", Effect Duration: 37
8549	super-pressed squeaky toy rose	0		Effect: "You Can Taste the Darkness", Effect Duration: 32
8550	normal fancy half-sized weird gazelle steak	2	good	Effect: "Robocamo", Effect Duration: 15
8551	flavorless sausage without a cause	3	decent	
8552	magnetized maroon face paint	0		Effect: "Ooh, Sweet!", Effect Duration: 68
8553	bad practically non-alcoholic emergency margarita	1	decent	
8554	weak acceptable vintage smart drink	2	good	
8555	a ten-percent bonus	0		
8556	spinning Thwaitgold termite statuette	0		
8557	bouncing The Emperor's new cookie	0		
8558	super-deionized huge Wickers bar	0		Effect: "Nuts about Candy", Effect Duration: 26
8559	ionized polymerized mirror bakelite-covered bacon	0		Effect: "Flower Power", Effect Duration: 20
8560	triple-magnetized irradiated Aerheads	0		Effect: "Red Around the Gills", Effect Duration: 57
8561	ionized flattened ghostly Wrotz	0		Effect: "Hip to Be Square Dancin'", Effect Duration: 47
8562	triple-aerosolized Gabarbar	0		Effect: "Heart of Green", Effect Duration: 17
8563	pickled magnetized fiberglass insulation	0		Effect: "Extra-Wet", Effect Duration: 61
8564	shrine to the Barrel god	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-09"
8565	teal mirror nippy extremely unsafe barrel lid of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Cold Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-09"
8566	blurry shaking dance instructor's beefcake's barrel hoop earring of the dark arts	0		Muscle: +25, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-09"
8567	sizzling supercharged bankruptcy barrel of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Hot Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-09"
8568	firkin	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8569	normal barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8570	tun	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8571	purple ghostly weathered barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8572	upside-down barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8573	green barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8574	upside-down moist barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8575	rotting barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8576	mouldering barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8577	barnacled barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8578	drinkable bottle of Amontillado	4	good	Last Available: "2015-09"
8579	tolerable barrel-aged martini	3	good	Last Available: "2015-09"
8580	immense stale barrel pickle	9	decent	Last Available: "2015-09"
8581	super-sized decent barrel cracker	5	good	Last Available: "2015-09"
8582	distilled bouncing vibrating mushroom	1	crappy	Effect: "Cold Jellied", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2015-09"
8583	diluted mushroom	1	good	Last Available: "2015-09"
8584	KoL Con 12-gauge of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2015-09"
8585	Golden Mr. Eh? of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-09"
8586	razor-sharp barrel gun	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2015-09"
8587	barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8588	green barrel beryl	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8589	small normal water log	2	good	Last Available: "2015-09"
8590	supercharged savvy barrelhead	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2015-09"
8591	olive arcane researcher's bottoms of the barrel of the sweet-tooth	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2015-09"
8592	zippy steel-toed chest barrel	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2015-09"
8593	spinning bung spigot	0		Equips On: "Lil' Barrel Mimic"
8594	inspector's chilly double barreled barrel gun	0		Cold Damage: +5, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2015-09"
8595	jittery sizzling Jack Frost's triple barreled barrel gun of the detective	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Hot Damage: +10, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2015-09"
8596	toasty barrel beryl choker of the businessman	0		Hot Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2015-09"
8597	smelly barrel beryl nose ring of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-09"
8598	smelly barrel beryl ring of mayonnaise	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2015-09"
8599	mirror map to the Biggest Barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8600	blue potted tea tree	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8601	ionized yellow cuppa Flamibili tea	0		Effect: "Minerva's Zen", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2015-09"
8602	colloidal tarnished cuppa Yet tea	0		Effect: "Ruby-ous", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2015-09"
8603	quantum cuppa Boo tea	0		Effect: "[1701]Hip to the Jive", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2015-09"
8604	ionized warmed denatured huge cuppa Nas tea	0		Effect: "Raging Animal", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2015-09"
8605	super-deionized cuppa Improprie tea	0		Effect: "Capricorn Rising", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2015-09"
8606	denatured quantum cuppa Frost tea	0		Effect: "Space Tripping", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2015-09"
8607	chilled nitrogenated cuppa Toast tea	0		Effect: "From Nantucket", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2015-09"
8608	liquefied upside-down shaking cuppa Net tea	0		Effect: "Burning Ears", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2015-09"
8609	polarized cuppa Proprie tea	0		Effect: "Chock Full o' Nanites", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2015-09"
8610	flattened polarized cuppa Morbidi tea	0		Effect: "Sweet and Yellow", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2015-09"
8611	wet flattened cuppa Chari tea	0		Effect: "Raging Animal", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2015-09"
8612	electrified colloidal dry cuppa Serendipi tea	0		Effect: "Tapped In", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2015-09"
8613	ionized irradiated upside-down cuppa Feroci tea	0		Effect: "Antsy in your Pantsy", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2015-09"
8614	anodized diffused cuppa Physicali tea	0		Effect: "Human-Machine Hybrid", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2015-09"
8615	deionized activated cuppa Wit tea	0		Effect: "Hippy Flavor", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2015-09"
8616	non-quantum huge cuppa Neuroplastici tea	0		Effect: "Blessing of Squirtlcthulli", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2015-09"
8617	colloidal electrified polymerized cuppa Dexteri tea	0		Effect: "Ghost Finger", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2015-09"
8618	polarized cuppa Flexibili tea	0		Effect: "You Read The Manual", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2015-09"
8619	dry olive narrow cuppa Impregnabili tea	0		Effect: "Well-preserved", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2015-09"
8620	modified cuppa Obscuri tea	0		Effect: "You're High as a Crow, Marty", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2015-09"
8621	colloidal modified cuppa Irritabili tea	0		Effect: "Armor-Plated", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2015-09"
8622	quadruple-diffused cuppa Mediocri tea	0		Effect: "Thick, Sick", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2015-09"
8623	quantum cuppa Loyal tea	0		Effect: "Wet Rub", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2015-09"
8624	altered huge cuppa Activi tea	1	decent	Last Available: "2015-09"
8625	pickled bouncing teal mirror cuppa Cruel tea	1		Last Available: "2015-09"
8626	non-corrupted lime green cuppa Alacri tea	0		Effect: "Demonic Flavor", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2015-09"
8627	corrupted mirror cuppa Vitali tea	0		Effect: "Souper Vengeful", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2015-09"
8628	quadruple-concentrated galvanized cuppa Mana tea	0		Effect: "Human-Demon Hybrid", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2015-09"
8629	energized blinking cuppa Monstrosi tea	0		Effect: "Sauce Monocle", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2015-09"
8630	non-dry cuppa Twen tea	0		Effect: "Violent Night", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2015-09"
8631	quantum irradiated twirling cuppa Gill tea	0		Effect: "Whippin' It Good", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2015-09"
8632	alkaline pulsating cuppa Uncertain tea	0		Effect: "Human-Undead Hybrid", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2015-09"
8633	cuppa Voraci tea	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8634	cuppa Sobrie tea	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8635	cuppa Royal tea	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8636	nitrogenated super-boiled cyan cuppa Craft tea	0		Effect: "Scrappy, Shadowy", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2015-09"
8637	denatured frozen cuppa Insani tea	0		Effect: "Toothy Grin", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2015-09"
8638	pulsating prompt stylish beefcake's Royal scepter	0		Muscle: +25, Moxie: +25, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2015-09", Rollover Effect Duration: 5
8639	doghouse	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-10"
8640	shaking Ghost Dog Chow	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8641	rotten bowl of eyeballs	3	crappy	Last Available: "2015-10"
8642	delicious massive yellow blurry bowl of mummy guts	6	awesome	Last Available: "2015-10"
8643	low-calorie decent bowl of maggots	1	good	Last Available: "2015-10"
8644	acceptable shaking blood and blood	3	good	Last Available: "2015-10"
8645	lousy weak gray Jack-O-Lantern beer	2	decent	Last Available: "2015-10"
8646	artisanal wobbly zombie	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-10"
8647	Telltale&trade; rubber heart	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8648	wind-up spider	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8649	green plastic nightmare troll	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8650	tennis ball	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8651	wobbly twirling fireproof clever crown of the brazier	0		Maximum MP: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xGhuol, cap 27"
8652	ear poison	0		
8653	twirling stink-penny	0		
8654	yellow bouncing dance instructor's hawk of Calamity Jane of incineration	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Hot Spell Damage: +50
8655	decent gigantic hamlet sandwich	6	good	
8656	sizzling Othello's military jacket	0		Hot Damage: +10
8657	blinking wool Othello's dagger	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip
8658	purple wicked Othello's handkerchief	0		Spell Damage: +5, Single Equip
8659	chilled bowl of Jeal-O	0		Effect: "Egg Burps", Effect Duration: 53
8660	grip key	0		
8661	squat How to Play Othello	0		
8662	jittery lard-coated ghostly dagger of Tarzan of the early riser	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Adventures: +7
8663	smooth irresponsibly strong ghost beer	6	awesome	
8664	mirror Othello set of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50
8665	rotten tomato	0		
8666	Twelve Night Energy	0		
8667	lightning-fast reassuring wholesome Yorick	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Initiative: +40
8668	rose	0		
8669	tulip	0		
8670	yellow tulip	0		
8671	tulip	0		
8672	Walford's bucket	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8673	Wal-Mart gift certificate	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8674	airplane charter: The Glaciest	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-11"
8675	squat one-day ticket to The Glaciest	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8676	dry boiled ghostly shoulder-warming lotion	0		Effect: "Pwnd", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2015-11"
8677	flavorless massive iceberg lettuce	7	decent	Last Available: "2015-11"
8678	lousy ice wine	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-11"
8679	aromatic Oprah's dance instructor's Wal-Mart snowglobe	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2015-11"
8680	ghostly flame-retardant cool Wal-Mart nametag of the cougar	0		Moxie: 25, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2015-11"
8681	zippy padded stylish Wal-Mart overalls	0		Moxie: +25, Damage Absorption: +20, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2015-11"
8682	To Build an Igloo	0		Skill: "Refusal to Freeze", Last Available: "2015-11"
8683	shaking The Chill of the Wild	0		Skill: "Beardfreeze", Last Available: "2015-11"
8684	Cold Fang	0		Skill: "Frost Bite", Last Available: "2015-11"
8685	red Wal-Mart tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8686	twirling perfect ice cube	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8687	jittery The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide	0		Skill: "Perfect Freeze", Last Available: "2015-11"
8688	ribald bellhop's hat	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 0.75xBarrr, cap 30", Last Available: "2015-11"
8689	drinkable fortified ice porter	5	good	Last Available: "2015-11", Wiki Name: "ice porter (drink)"
8690	ionized super-flattened ghostly exotic travel brochure	0		Effect: "Sleazy Jellied", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2015-11"
8691	bag of foreign bribes	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8692	altered shaking shampoo-conditioner	0		Effect: "Gyromitra Gymnastics", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2015-11"
8693	hotel minibar key	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8694	red blinking ice hotel bell	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8695	upside-down Martialest Arts trophy	0		Last Available: "2016-01"
8696	powdered medicinal herbs	1		Last Available: "2016-01"
8697	decent ice rice	3	good	Last Available: "2016-01"
8698	perfectly mixed blurry jittery iced plum wine	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-01"
8699	flame-retardant horrifying supercharged training belt	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Spooky Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-01"
8700	lard-coated hale training legwarmers of the blizzard	0		Maximum HP: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-01"
8701	avaricious auspicious fireproof training helmet	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +10, Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2016-01"
8702	twirling training scroll:  Shattering Punch	0		Skill: "Shattering Punch", Last Available: "2016-01"
8703	training scroll:  Snokebomb	0		Skill: "Snokebomb", Last Available: "2016-01"
8704	training scroll:  Shivering Monkey Technique	0		Skill: "Shivering Monkey Technique", Last Available: "2016-01"
8705	X-32-F snowman crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-01"
8706	machine elf capsule	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8707	blurry self-dribbling basketball	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
8708	distilled mirror abstraction: action	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8709	denatured shaking abstraction: thought	1		Effect: "Hobo Flavor", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2015-12"
8710	mixed tumbling blurry blinking abstraction: sensation	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8711	altered bouncing huge abstraction: purpose	1		Effect: "Phairly Balanced", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2015-12"
8712	dried skewed wobbly abstraction: category	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8713	altered abstraction: perception	1		Effect: "Poker Faced", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2015-12"
8714	mixed pulsating abstraction: motion	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8715	mixed spinning abstraction: joy	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8716	denatured huge cyan abstraction: certainty	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8717	dried purple jittery abstraction: comprehension	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8718	modern picture frame	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8719	bland VYKEA meatballs	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-11"
8720	bad triple-distilled VYKEA mead	10	decent	Last Available: "2015-11"
8721	triple-oxidized ghostly VYKEA woadpaint	0		Effect: "Updated", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2015-11"
8722	VYKEA frenzy rune	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8723	VYKEA blood rune	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8724	VYKEA lightning rune	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8725	mirror VYKEA plank	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8726	VYKEA rail	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8727	VYKEA bracket	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8728	tumbling VYKEA dowel	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8729	executive rosewater-soaked razor-sharp VYKEA hex key	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Stench Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2015-11"
8730	blue jittery VYKEA instructions	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8731	bland tin of submardines	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-11", Wiki Name: "tin of submardines"
8732	tolerable bottle of norwhiskey	3	good	Last Available: "2015-11"
8733	altered maroon blurry octolus oculus	1	crappy	Last Available: "2015-11"
8734	pulsating grievous Socratic brainy sardine can key	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2015-11"
8735	censurious healthy groovy norwhal helmet	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2015-11"
8736	octolus-skin cloak of the wise owl of the cougar of extreme caution	0		Mysticality: +20, Moxie: +20, Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2015-11", Rollover Effect Duration: 30
8737	tolerable tumbling perfect cosmopolitan	4	good	Last Available: "2015-11"
8738	triple-distilled enchanted tolerable lime green perfect negroni	10	good	Effect: "Elron's Explosive Etude", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2015-11"
8739	hand-crafted high-proof perfect dark and stormy	6	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-11"
8740	boozy hand-crafted pulsating blurry perfect mimosa	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-11"
8741	acceptable huge perfect old-fashioned	4	good	Last Available: "2015-11"
8742	artisanal practically non-alcoholic blue perfect paloma	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2015-11"
8743	altered huge huge That 70s Cologne	0		Effect: "Bloody Bloody Bloody!", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2015-11"
8744	chilled nitrogenated magnetized Wal-Mart &quot;diamond&quot; ring	0		Effect: "Weather, Man", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2015-11"
8745	super-Vulcanized dry triple-oxidized blinking Puffstone cigar	0		Effect: "Comprehensively Nourished", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2015-11"
8746	magnetized dry bouncing Conspiracy&trade; mascara	0		Effect: "Spiritually Awake", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2015-11"
8747	enhanced corrupted Spring Break Beach &quot;swimsuit&quot;	0		Effect: "Oxygenated Blood", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2015-11"
8748	airplane tattoo	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8749	irradiated upside-down Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe	0		Effect: "Bats in the Belfry", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2015-12"
8750	ionized polarized hemp candy necklace	0		Effect: "Stands Alone", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2015-12"
8751	dry boiled ghostly jittery communal gobstopper	0		Effect: "Burnt 'n' Turnt", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2015-12"
8752	miniature spoiled ghostly Crimbo salad	2	crappy	Last Available: "2015-12"
8753	enchanted tasty pulsating bread line	3	awesome	Effect: "Super Structure", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2015-12"
8754	watered-down lousy bark rootbeer	2	decent	Last Available: "2015-12"
8755	perfectly mixed skewed ale	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-12"
8756	teal dog trainer's plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2015-12"
8757	squat hale plastic Rudolph the Red	0		Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2015-12"
8758	pulsating steel-toed plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Last Available: "2015-12"
8759	educational plastic Crimborgatron	0		Experience: +1, Last Available: "2015-12"
8760	green curative plastic Crimbodhisattva	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2015-12"
8761	squat bouquet of all-natural free-range flowers	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8762	stack of communist leaflets	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8763	BACON	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
8764	box of Gratitude chocolates	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8765	Gratitude chocolate (thyme-filled)	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8766	drinkable Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled)	4	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8767	Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled)	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8768	tumbling Gratitude chocolate (octopus-filled)	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8769	gray chocolate bowtie	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8770	colloidal pressed blurry pitted sheet	0		Effect: "Cruisin' for a Bruisin'", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2015-12"
8771	huge sparking robo-battery	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8772	overloaded micro-reactor	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8773	narrow twirling blurry sizzling fortified occult reusable shopping bag	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Damage Absorption: +60, Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
8775	nippy coarse hemp socks	0		Cold Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
8776	upside-down sinister armband	0		Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
8777	bundle of &quot;fragrant&quot; herbs	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8778	nuclear stockpile	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8779	pine cone	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8780	iron chain	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8781	banded pine cone necklace	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Last Available: "2015-12"
8782	greedy reindeer hammer	0		Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2015-12"
8783	Herculean elf ploughshare	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Last Available: "2015-12"
8784	circle drum	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8785	The Big Book of Communism	0		Last Available: "2015-12", Skill: "Communism!"
8786	faded protest sign	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8787	shaking faded protest sign	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8788	nasty-smelling moss	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8789	spinning book	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8790	fortified elven tambourine	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Last Available: "2015-12"
8791	jittery banded reindeer sickle	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Last Available: "2015-12"
8792	twirling face paint	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8793	face paint	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8794	The Big Book of Communism (used)	0		Skill: "Communism!", Last Available: "2015-12"
8795	skewed Batfellow comic	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
8796	plastic spoiler	0		
8797	bat-oomerang	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8798	spinning lime green bat-jute	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8799	mirror bat-o-mite	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8800	tumbling ROM of Optimality	0		Skill: "Toggle Optimality"
8801	wobbly incriminating evidence	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8802	wobbly dangerous chemicals	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8803	kidnapped orphan	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8804	high-grade	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8805	green high-tensile-strength fibers	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8806	high-grade explosives	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8807	experimental gene therapy	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8808	red ultracoagulator	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8809	self-defense training	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8810	fingerprint dusting kit	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8811	bouncing confidence-building hug	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8812	spinning exploding kickball	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8813	glob of Bat-Glue	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8814	Bat-Aid&trade; bandage	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8815	tumbling bat-bearing	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8816	spoiled snack-sized Kudzu salad	2	crappy	Last Available: "2016-12"
8817	modified jittery Mansquito Serum	1		Effect: "Tingling Feeling", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2016-12"
8818	lousy practically non-alcoholic bouncing Miss Graves' vermouth	1	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
8819	moldy squat The Plumber's mushroom stew	3	crappy	Last Available: "2016-12"
8820	twisted blinking The Author's ink	1		Last Available: "2016-02"
8821	artisanal ghostly tumbling The Mad Liquor	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-12"
8822	artisanal fortified Doc Clock's thyme cocktail	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-12"
8823	spoiled Mr. Burnsger	3	crappy	Last Available: "2016-12"
8824	compressed twirling blurry The Inquisitor's unidentifiable object	1		Last Available: "2016-12"
8825	nippy dangerous The Jokester's gun of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Weapon Damage: +10, Cold Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire the Jokester's Gun", Last Available: "2016-12"
8826	skewed stanky lion tamer's friendly The Jokester's wig	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Experience (familiar): +2, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Adjust the Jokester's Wig", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol", Last Available: "2016-12"
8827	squat zippy therapeutic strapping The Jokester's pants	0		Muscle: +5, Initiative: +20, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Adjust the Jokester's Pants", Last Available: "2016-12"
8828	ionized aerosolized quadruple-enhanced Jokester makeup	0		Effect: "Waxing", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2016-12"
8829	replica bat-oomerang	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
8830	battoo kit	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
8831	basking robin	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
8832	maroon domino mask	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8833	warmed robin's egg	0		Effect: "Shawarma Warm War", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2016-12"
8834	decent robin flan	3	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
8835	acceptable practically non-alcoholic blinking shaking robin nog	1	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
8836	LT&T telegraph office deed	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8837	twirling plaintive telegram	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8838	wobbly exploding gum	0		
8839	root beer barrel	0		
8840	pressed adjusted lime green Kudzu slaw	0		Effect: "Sweet Taste", Effect Duration: 42
8841	super-quantum frozen Mansquito's blood	0		Effect: "Granolarrrgh", Effect Duration: 46
8842	boiled spinning infrablack lipstick	0		Effect: "Aries Rising", Effect Duration: 58
8843	super-frozen diffused mirror can of drain cleaner	0		Effect: "Shawarma Warm War", Effect Duration: 29
8844	pressed improved teal The Author's inkwell	0		Effect: "Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude", Effect Duration: 50
8845	frozen corrupted bag of random words	0		Effect: "Mmmmmelon", Effect Duration: 61
8846	unsweetened ionized yellow blurry tube of pendulum lube	0		Effect: "Hypercubed", Effect Duration: 56
8847	frozen wobbly red-hot jawbreaker	0		Effect: "Unrunnable Face", Effect Duration: 47
8848	energized squat wobbly question juice	0		Effect: "Sleazy Hands", Effect Duration: 34
8849	electrified pulsating tumbling tube of villain	0		Effect: "Slimily Strong", Effect Duration: 32
8850	upside-down teal slick your cowboy boots	0		Moxie: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cowboy Kick", Last Available: "2016-02"
8851	inflatable LT&T telegraph office	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8852	nugget of quicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8853	nugget of thicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8854	nugget of wicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8855	fuchsia nugget of slicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8856	nugget of sicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8857	upside-down wobbly nugget of nicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8858	nugget of ticksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8859	miser's quicksilver ring	0		Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8860	thicksilver ring of the brute of chilblains of bravery	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Cold Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8861	fireproof chaotic baleful wicksilver ring	0		Spell Damage: +25, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8862	teal shaking sizzling Herculean slicksilver ring of chilblains	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Cold Damage: +25, Hot Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8863	auspicious MacGyver's wicked sicksilver ring	0		Spell Damage: +5, Maximum MP: +100, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8864	ghostly yellow upside-down manspreader's groovy nicksilver ring of the detective	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Monster Level: +10, Item Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8865	red Sherlock's greasy ticksilver ring	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8866	auspicious ruddy Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2016-02"
8867	manspreader's Tesla's Electroplated Beans of the sweet-tooth of the early riser	0		Monster Level: +10, Candy Drop: +100, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2016-02"
8868	frightening crafty Sinatra's Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum MP: +10, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2016-02"
8869	resourceful Hellfire Spicy Beans	0		Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8870	Frigid Northern Beans of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2016-02"
8871	coward's World's Blackest-Eyed Peas	0		Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2016-02"
8872	experienced Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans	0		Experience: +2, Last Available: "2016-02"
8873	tumbling Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2016-02"
8874	greedy scorching studded Val-U Brand Every Bean Salad of the brute of courage	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Damage Absorption: +80, Hot Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2016-02"
8875	spinning Shrub's Premium Baked Beans of the pedagogue of James Dean of mayonnaise	0		Experience: +3, Experience (Moxie): +3, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8876	flavorless plate of Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8877	snack-sized bland blue blinking plate of Tesla's Electroplated Beans	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8878	enchanted low-calorie adequate plate of Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas	1	good	Effect: "No Worries", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2016-02"
8879	decent plate of Hellfire Spicy Beans	3	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8880	adequate plate of Frigid Northern Beans	4	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8881	toothsome thick pulsating plate of World's Blackest-Eyed Peas	5	awesome	Last Available: "2016-02"
8882	stale plate of Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8883	stale spinning plate of Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8884	moldy wobbly plate of Val-U Brand Every Bean Salad	3	crappy	Last Available: "2016-02"
8885	bland huge plate of Shrub's Premium Baked Beans	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8886	wool Fancy Jeff's pocket square of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2016-02"
8887	teal frightening groovy Daisy's unclean bloomers of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Moxie Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xBArrr, 1xGhuol, cap 37", Last Available: "2016-02"
8888	Pecos Dave's sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8889	Temple Grandin's ruddy padded Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Familiar Weight: +7, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2016-02"
8890	Glenn's dice	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8891	executive Lo Pan's curative Fonzie's Former Sheriff Dan's tin star of the bloodbag	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum HP: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +40, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2016-02"
8892	blinking El Vibrato restraints	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8893	Clara's bell	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8894	zippy ribald groovy Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2016-02"
8895	buffalo dime	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8896	twirling cow poker	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8897	diffused poker face paint	0		Effect: "Celestial Body", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2016-02"
8898	twirling realistic cap gun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8899	tainted milk	1	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8900	shaking mirror gun parts	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8901	dry diffused magnetized wobbly triggerfingerbone	0		Effect: "Demonic Taint", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2016-02"
8902	dry chilled tumbling ghost bit	0		Effect: "Dances with Tweedles", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2016-02"
8903	modified blurry buzzard feather	0		Effect: "Slippery Tongue", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2016-02"
8904	non-polymerized yellow lion musk	0		Effect: "Hagnk's Gratitude", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2016-02"
8905	gigantic stale bear claw	9	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8906	liquefied Vulcanized altered rattler gland	0		Effect: "The Q Is Talking To You", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2016-02"
8907	triple-moist chilled half-digested coal	0		Effect: "init.enh", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2016-02"
8908	enhanced blurry tightly-wound spine	0		Effect: "Sludgesick", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2016-02"
8909	super-sized special decent rotting beefsteak	5	good	Effect: "Pill Power", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8910	lousy narrow firemilk	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8911	frozen unsweetened spidercow eye-cluster	0		Effect: "Don't Step to Your Stepmother", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2016-02"
8912	denatured moomy dust	1		Last Available: "2016-02"
8913	skewed wool western-style skinning knife of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2016-02"
8914	skewed reliable sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8915	blinking electrified steel knuckles	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2016-02"
8916	Tales of Western Braggadoccio	0		Skill: "Bow-Legged Swagger", Last Available: "2016-02"
8917	spinning Hell and How I Bent It	0		Skill: "Bend Hell", Last Available: "2016-02"
8918	The Western Look	0		Skill: "Steely-Eyed Squint", Last Available: "2016-02"
8919	LT&T tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8920	shaking Western Slang Vol. 1: Violence	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8921	teal Western Slang Vol. 2: Cooking	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8922	maroon Western Slang Vol. 3: Fraud	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8923	pulsating disc (white)	0		
8924	huge disc (black)	0		
8925	blurry disc (red)	0		
8926	jittery disc (green)	0		
8927	disc (blue)	0		
8928	disc (yellow)	0		
8929	red-hot knucklebone	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8930	concentrated non-enhanced demonic cow's blood	0		Effect: "Crocodile Tear", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2016-02"
8931	huge rinky-dink sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8932	yellow makeshift sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8933	squat custom sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8934	baconstone-handled sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8935	cyan porquoise-handled sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8936	squat squat hamethyst-handled sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8937	teal mountain lion skin	0		Moxie Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8938	mirror grizzled bearskin	0		Muscle Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8939	diamondback skin	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8940	coal snakeskin	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8941	frontwinder skin	0		Mysticality Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8942	rotting cowskin	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8943	shuddering cow skull	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8944	red rhinestone cowhorn	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8945	wobbly fuchsia cow skull	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8946	jangly spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8947	quicksilver spurs	0		Initiative: +30, Last Available: "2016-02"
8948	thicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8949	blinking wicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8950	huge slicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8951	twirling sicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8952	huge nicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8953	red ticksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8954	special edition Batfellow comic	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
8955	blurry lime green Tales of the West: Cow Punching	0		
8956	spinning Tales of the West: Beanslinging	0		
8957	Tales of the West: Snake Oiling	0		
8958	briefcase full of snakes	0		
8959	sizzling stiffened one-gallon hat	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Hot Damage: +10
8960	two-gallon hat of Leguizamo of doom	0		Monster Level: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
8961	mirror scorching three-gallon hat of the glutton	0		Hot Damage: +25, Food Drop: +100
8962	fortified savvy four-gallon hat	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Damage Absorption: +60
8963	Fonzie's sage five-gallon hat	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience (Moxie): +1
8964	perfumed six-gallon hat of the detective	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +20
8965	flame-retardant ribald seven-gallon hat	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +1
8966	double-paned sage eight-gallon hat	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Cold Resistance: +5
8967	skewed medical-grade fortified nine-gallon hat	0		Damage Absorption: +60, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
8968	cyan greasy Da Vinci's ten-gallon hat	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
8969	skewed flame-retardant eleven-gallon hat of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Hot Resistance: +1
8970	toy sixgun	0		
8971	snake oil	0		
8972	alkaline galvanized ghostly skin oil	0		Effect: "Cringle's Curative Carol", Effect Duration: 69
8973	tarnished unusual oil	0		Effect: "Carol of the Bones", Effect Duration: 34
8974	triple-moist polymerized wobbly eldritch oil	0		Effect: "White Blooded", Effect Duration: 30
8975	exclusive club	0		
8976	activated wobbly patent preventative tonic	0		Effect: "'Roids of the Rhinoceros", Effect Duration: 31
8977	chilled non-anodized chilled patent invisibility tonic	0		Effect: "Yuletide Mutations", Effect Duration: 28
8978	improved skewed olive patent aggression tonic	0		Effect: "Is This Your Card?", Effect Duration: 21
8979	aerosolized shaking patent sallowness tonic	0		Effect: "Angry Bone", Effect Duration: 11
8980	polarized oxidized huge patent avarice tonic	0		Effect: "Earthen Fist", Effect Duration: 25
8981	improved ionized mirror patent alacrity tonic	0		Effect: "Sneaky Serpentine Subtlety", Effect Duration: 28
8982	denatured triple-pressed blue corrupted marrow	0		Effect: "Dance Interpreter", Effect Duration: 23
8983	lousy watered-down rodeo whiskey	2	decent	
8984	Thwaitgold scorpion statuette	0		
8985	Tesla real cowboy hat	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
8986	Memories of Cow Punching	0		Free Pull
8987	skewed Memories of Beanslinging	0		Free Pull
8988	purple Memories of Snake Oiling	0		Free Pull
8989	Witchess Set	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-03"
8990	electronic Brain Trainer game	0		Skill: "Brain Games"
8991	blinking do-it-yourself laser eye surgery kit	0		Skill: "20/20 Vision"
8992	dried tumbling yellow armored prawn	1		Effect: "damage.enh", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2016-03"
8993	stale maroon jumping horseradish	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-03"
8994	distilled mediocre Sacramento wine	5	decent	Last Available: "2016-03"
8995	frozen aerosolized Greek fire	0		Effect: "What's That Smell?", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2016-03"
8996	family-friendly frightening ruddy sinister personal trainer's ox-head shield	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Spell Damage: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Spooky Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-03"
8997	bouncing sizzling Annie Oakley's forbidden baleful dented scepter of the detective	0		Spell Damage: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +10, Item Drop: +20, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-03"
8998	teal electrified grievous very pointy crown of the wise owl of mayonnaise of the cheetah	0		Mysticality: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +60, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xGhuol", Last Available: "2016-03"
8999	bouncing lard-coated stanky chaotic savvy battle broom of vim and vigor	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-03"
9000	huge Clan Floundry	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-04"
9001	twirling mirror nasty Lo Pan's Da Vinci's cool carpe	0		Moxie: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9002	Sherlock's censurious gravedigger's codpiece of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Spooky Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9003	manspreader's veiny Rosewater's troutsers of the cheetah	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +10, Monster Level: +10, Initiative: +60, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 0.5xPotato", Last Available: "2016-04"
9004	wholesome deadly Da Vinci's bass clarinet of the dark arts	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Weapon Damage: +5, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9005	jittery reassuring Oprah's curative Newton's fish hatchet	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Spooky Resistance: +1, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9006	Jack Frost's experienced strapping tunac of mayonnaise	0		Muscle: +5, Experience: +2, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9007	fuchsia fishin' pole	0		Last Available: "2016-04"
9008	anodized wriggling worm	0		Effect: "Benetton's Medley of Diversity", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2016-04"
9009	artisanal watered-down wobbly bottle of Fishhead 900-Day IPA	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-04"
9010	modified high-test fishing line	0		Effect: "Chalked Weapon", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2016-04"
9011	jittery reassuring fishin' hat	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2016-04"
9012	twirling Trout Fishing in Loathing	0		Skill: "Astute Angler", Last Available: "2016-04"
9013	executive sonar fishfinder	0		Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2016-04"
9014	narrow luxury fly-tying workbench	0		Fishing Skill: +10, Last Available: "2016-04"
9015	huge tacklebox	0		Fishing Skill: +5, Last Available: "2016-04"
9016	narrow disconnected intergnat	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-05"
9017	viral video	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9018	red internet point	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9019	meme generator	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9020	fuchsia plus one	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9021	stale ghostly gallon of milk	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-05"
9022	print screen button	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9023	blinking screencapped monster	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9024	yellow daily dungeon malware	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9025	infinite BACON machine	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9026	twirling First Post shirt package	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9027	ribald First Post shirt - Cir Senam of the ox of the empath	0		Muscle: +20, Familiar Weight: +5, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-05"
9028	high-speed upgrade	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2016-05"
9029	no spoon	0		
9030	toothsome tiny star salad	1	awesome	
9031	spinning gray Thwaitgold moth statuette	0		
9032	toothsome bowl of Tastee-Wheet&trade;	3	awesome	
9033	Source terminal	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-06"
9034	Source essence	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9035	normal enchanted browser cookie	3	good	Effect: "Human-Goblin Hybrid", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2016-06"
9036	practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed hacked gibson	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2016-06"
9037	bouncing executive Source shades	0		Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2016-06"
9038	purple software bug	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9039	upside-down missing semicolon	0		Familiar Weight: +11
9040	narrow Source terminal PRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9041	bouncing Source terminal GRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9042	Source terminal SPAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9043	Source terminal CRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9044	upside-down yellow Source terminal DRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9045	Source terminal TRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9046	Source terminal INGRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9047	huge Source terminal DIAGRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9048	Source terminal ASHRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9049	Source terminal SCRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9050	narrow Source terminal TRIGRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9051	tumbling Source terminal file: substats.enh	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9052	gray skewed Source terminal file: damage.enh	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9053	teal Source terminal file: critical.enh	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9054	Source terminal file: protect.enq	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9055	lime green Source terminal file: stats.enq	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9056	Source terminal file: compress.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9057	Source terminal file: duplicate.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9058	Source terminal file: portscan.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9059	Source terminal file: turbo.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9060	Source terminal file: familiar.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9061	Source terminal file: pram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9062	Source terminal file: gram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9063	red Source terminal file: spam.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9064	squat Source terminal file: cram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9065	Source terminal file: dram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9066	blinking Source terminal file: tram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9067	pill	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9068	nippy coward's hardy plastic detective badge of the overflowing toilet	0		Maximum HP: +50, Monster Level: -20, Cold Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2016-07"
9069	blurry stanky grievous personal trainer's smartaleck's bronze detective badge	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-07"
9070	zippy vibrating boxer's wizardly detective badge	0		Mysticality: +25, Muscle Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2016-07"
9071	chilly Temple Grandin's quilted extremely unsafe detective badge	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Damage Absorption: +40, Familiar Weight: +7, Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2016-07"
9072	cop dollar	0		Last Available: "2016-07"
9073	detective school application	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-07"
9074	prompt greasy strapping detective roscoe	0		Muscle: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2016-07"
9075	ionized extra-pickled spinning shoe gum	0		Effect: "Heavily Breathing", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2016-07"
9076	dance instructor's groovy noir fedora of the empath	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2016-07"
9077	gravedigger's Annie Oakley's energetic trench coat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-07"
9078	artisanal Falcon&trade; Maltese Liquor	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-07"
9079	adequate pulsating hardboiled egg	4	good	Last Available: "2016-07"
9080	upside-down detective tattoo	0		Last Available: "2016-07"
9081	wobbly DIY protonic accelerator kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-08"
9082	lightning-fast nippy curative rosy-cheeked smooth protonic accelerator pack of Leguizamo	0		Moxie: +15, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Monster Level: +20, Cold Damage: +10, Initiative: +40, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shoot Ghost", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Trap Ghost", Last Available: "2016-08"
9083	almost-dead walkie-talkie	0		Last Available: "2016-08"
9084	ribald Adventurer bobblehead	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-11"
9085	psychokinetic energy blob	0		Last Available: "2016-08"
9086	upside-down rock-hard bindle of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Damage Reduction: 5, Last Available: "2016-08"
9087	cyan fireproof lard-coated fleshy lump	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2016-08"
9088	zippy forbidden smoldering bagel punch	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2016-08"
9089	studded ghostly reins of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Damage Absorption: +80, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-08"
9090	bouncing skewed nasty derringer	0		Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2016-08"
9091	Mr. Screege's spectacles of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Single Equip, Drops Meat, Last Available: "2016-08"
9092	gray miser's Newton's groovy Spookyraven signet	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-08"
9093	teal huge frightening Van der Graaf tie-dyed fannypack	0		Spooky Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-08"
9094	ghostly greasy steel-toed burnt snowpants	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2016-08"
9095	upside-down standards and practices guide of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Censorious Lecture", Last Available: "2016-08"
9096	gray frightening crafty Socratic Carpathian longsword	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum MP: +10, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2016-08"
9097	twirling smooth Liam's mail of terror of doom	0		Moxie: +15, Spooky Spell Damage: 60, Last Available: "2016-08"
9098	supercharged hale boxer's Unfortunato's foolscap	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Maximum HP: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2016-08"
9099	Thwaitgold cockroach statuette	0		
9100	rad	0		
9101	purification tablet	0		
9102	Wrist-Boy of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20
9103	mirror Dear Past Self Package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-09"
9104	Time-Spinner	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9105	compounded experience	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9106	Rad-B-Gone (1 lb.)	0		
9107	electrified modified blurry huge upside-down Rad-Pro (1 oz.)	0		Effect: "Fungal Flamb&eacute;", Effect Duration: 45
9108	lead umbrella	0		
9109	nitrogenated Shrieking Weasel holo-record	0		Effect: "Notably Lovely", Effect Duration: 61
9110	extra-ionized twirling huge Power-Guy 2000 holo-record	0		Effect: "The Dinsey Way", Effect Duration: 56
9111	diffused Lucky Strikes holo-record	0		Effect: "Buttermilk Boogie", Effect Duration: 39
9112	extra-chilled EMD holo-record	0		Effect: "Wet Rub", Effect Duration: 49
9113	quantum Superdrifter holo-record	0		Effect: "Sausage Festive", Effect Duration: 58
9114	polarized polarized squat The Pigs holo-record	0		Effect: "Slightly Larger Than Usual", Effect Duration: 60
9115	super-moist Drunk Uncles holo-record	0		Effect: "Old School Pompadour", Effect Duration: 14
9116	blinking time residue	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9117	fuchsia repaid diaper of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25
9118	yellow Riker's Search History	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9119	perfectly mixed Shot of Kardashian Gin	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-09"
9120	shaking fortified Unstable Pointy Ears	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-09"
9121	Memory Disk, Alpha	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9122	red Tea, Earl Grey, Hot	1	crappy	Last Available: "2016-09"
9123	School of Hard Knocks Diploma	0		
9124	baby bark scorpion	0		
9125	droppable microphone	0		
9126	artisanal practically non-alcoholic unidentified drink	1	EPIC	
9127	shaking beefcake's KoL Con 13 T-shirt of the boozehound	0		Muscle: +25, Booze Drop: +100
9128	frosty boxer's discarded swimming trunks of the cheetah	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +60
9129	extra-tarnished upside-down diluted makeup	0		Effect: "Chorale of Companionship", Effect Duration: 16
9130	energized liquefied jittery charisma potion	0		Effect: "Meatwise", Effect Duration: 32
9131	extremely confusing manual	0		
9132	shaking occult savvy pistol	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +25
9133	wobbly maroon KoL Con 13 snowglobe	0		Drops Items, Last Available: "2016-10"
9134	small spoiled spinning leftover pasty	2	crappy	
9135	mediocre watered-down very whiskey	2	decent	
9136	li'l orphan tot	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-10"
9137	li'l knight costume	0		All Attributes: +15, Last Available: "2016-10"
9138	li'l unicorn costume	0		Adventures: +5, PvP Fights: +5, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9139	shaking lime green li'l candy corn costume	0		All Resistance: +5, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9140	li'l ninja costume	0		Item Drop: +150, Lasts Until Rollover, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9141	li'l pirate costume	0		Meat Drop: +300, Lasts Until Rollover, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9142	spinning li'l clown costume	0		Experience: +15, Lasts Until Rollover, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9143	li'l robot costume	0		Experience: +10, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9144	li'l eyeball costume	0		Combat Rate: -10, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9145	li'l liberty costume	0		Item Drop: +100, Meat Drop: +200, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9146	warmed upside-down hoarded candy wad	0		Effect: "Boilermade", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2016-10"
9147	flattened cold-filtered blinking Prunets	0		Effect: "Super Structure", Effect Duration: 61
9148	ghostly Twitching Television Tattoo	0		
9149	baby scorpion	0		Familiar Weight: +10
9150	triple-ionized twirling invisible string	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Effect: "Coal-Powered", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2016-10"
9151	pressed colloidal liquefied huge red invisible seam ripper	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Effect: "Ichorous Intensity", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2016-10"
9152	skewed li'l ghost costume	0		Initiative: +100, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9153	massive rotten huge raw sweet potato	10	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9154	delicious enchanted gigantic blinking raw beans	6	awesome	Effect: "Human-Machine Hybrid", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2016-11"
9155	fancy spoiled tumbling olive raw stuffing	4	crappy	Effect: "Dwarven Hardiness", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2016-11"
9156	adequate raw cranberry sauce	3	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9157	adequate shaking twirling raw turkey	3	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9158	moldy raw mincemeat	3	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9159	moldy half-sized raw potato	2	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9160	jumbo flavorless raw gravy	5	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9161	tiny normal skewed raw bread	1	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9162	steel-toed wizardly mini-marshmallow dispenser	0		Mysticality: +25, Damage Reduction: 9, Last Available: "2016-11"
9163	avaricious inspector's glass casserole dish of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +15, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2016-11"
9164	gray stuffing fluffer	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9165	upside-down studded can opener of Flo-Jo	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2016-11"
9166	diluted shaking blue turkey blaster	1		Last Available: "2016-11"
9167	squat blue sage thinker's glass pie plate	0		Mysticality: +10, Mysticality Percent: +10, Last Available: "2016-11"
9168	friendly potato masher of the overflowing toilet	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2016-11"
9169	spinning gravy boat	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9170	bread mold	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9171	moldy super-sized sweet potatoes	5	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9172	enchanted adequate jumbo squat gray bean casserole	5	good	Effect: "Unusual Perspective", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2016-11"
9173	moldy jittery baked stuffing	4	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9174	normal bouncing cranberry cylinder	4	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9175	spoiled thanksgiving turkey	3	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9176	decent mince pie	3	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9177	flavorless huge mashed potatoes	8	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9178	huge normal yellow warm gravy	7	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9179	rotten pulsating bread roll	4	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9180	special tiny rotten leftovers	1	crappy	Effect: "Quaaaaaaa", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2016-11"
9181	bite-sized moldy skewed leftovers sandwich	1	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9182	skewed squat Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror	0		Skill: "Eldritch Intellect"
9183	cornucopia	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9184	jittery megacopia	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9185	green pilgrim hat	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9186	packet of thanksgarden seeds	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9187	cashew	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9188	bomb of unknown origin	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9189	Granny Tood's Thanksgarden Catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-11"
9190	tumbling eldritch effluvium	0		
9191	Vulcanized quantum eldritch concentrate	0		Effect: "Savage Beast Inside", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2016-11"
9192	practically non-alcoholic aged mirror eldritch extract	1	awesome	Last Available: "2016-11"
9193	rosewater-soaked ruddy Official Council Aide Pin	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2016-11"
9194	tolerable practically non-alcoholic eldritch distillate	1	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9195	dried eldritch essence	1		Last Available: "2016-11"
9196	skewed savvy Science Notebook	0		Mysticality Percent: +20
9197	supercool weightlifter's eldritch hat of incineration	0		Muscle: +15, Moxie Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2016-11"
9198	frosty grievous eldritch pants of the blizzard	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Cold Spell Damage: 35, Last Available: "2016-11"
9199	tolerable eldritch elixir	4	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9200	wobbly greasy Sinatra's Quartet of Flare Masters Jacket	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-11", Rollover Effect Duration: 1
9201	lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter	0		
9202	Adventurer's Kit	0		
9203	squat Build-a-City Gingerbread kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
9204	counterfeit city	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9205	yellow sprinkles	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9206	The Gingerbread Vigilante's Handbook	0		Skill: "Licorice Rope", Last Available: "2016-12"
9207	ball and chain of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Sprinkle Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9208	candy dog collar	0		Sprinkle Drop: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9209	Da Vinci's gingerbread tophat	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9210	bouncing dance instructor's gingerbread waistcoat	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9211	mirror gingerbread trousers of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2016-12"
9212	upside-down jittery gravedigger's sizzling candy dress shoes of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Hot Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9213	mirror quilted dangerous boxer's candy necktie	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Weapon Damage: +10, Damage Absorption: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9214	knitted smelly chocolate pocketwatch of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9215	twirling broken chocolate pocketwatch	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9216	blue interesting clod of dirt	0		
9217	blurry gingerbread restraining order	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9218	sprinkle-begging cup	0		Sprinkle Drop: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
9219	fancy stale animal part cracker	3	decent	Effect: "Disdain of the War Snapper", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9220	hand-crafted gingerbread wine	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-12"
9221	adequate gingerbread mug	3	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9222	extremely unsafe gingerbread mask	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2016-12"
9223	huge gravedigger's hardened stylish gingerservo	0		Moxie: +25, Damage Reduction: 3, Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9224	quadruple-altered mirror tainted icing	0		Effect: "Cockroach Scurry", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2016-12"
9225	gingerbeard of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9226	gingerbread smartphone	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9227	chaotic cool gingerbread hoodie	0		Moxie: +5, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Sprinkle Drop: +15, Last Available: "2016-12"
9228	gravedigger's Van der Graaf gingerbread pistol	0		Spooky Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2016-12"
9229	teal careful rosy-cheeked marzipan briefcase	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Monster Level: -10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9230	purple creme brulee torch of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9231	brawny candy crowbar	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9232	upside-down chaotic electrified candy screwdriver	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9233	gingerbread dog treat	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9234	pumpkin spice candle of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9235	quantum ionized gingerbread spice latte	0		Effect: "Sweet and Red", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2016-12"
9236	yellow rosy-cheeked gingerbread gavel of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2016-12"
9237	gingerbread cigarette	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9238	green gingerbread moneybag	0		Sprinkle Drop: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9239	triple-distilled hand-crafted upside-down ginger beer	9	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-12"
9240	green spare chocolate parts	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9241	enhanced industrial frosting	0		Effect: "Your Interest is Peaked", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2016-12"
9242	magnetized huge fake cocktail	0		Effect: "Sweet and Green", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2016-12"
9243	tolerable spinning high-end ginger wine	3	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9244	stylish plastic bad vibe	0		Moxie: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9245	plastic angry vikings of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9246	spinning Usain Bolt's plastic Knows About Chakras	0		Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2016-12"
9247	huge plastic Your Brain of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9248	wobbly padded plastic Krampus	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Last Available: "2016-12"
9249	vacuum-sealed extra-cold-filtered Inner Wisdom	0		Effect: "Cold-Blooded Warm Fuzzies", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2016-12"
9250	irradiated lime green Inner Strength	0		Effect: "Third Based", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2016-12"
9251	improved skewed Inner Truth	0		Effect: "Dance Interpreter", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2016-12"
9252	adequate spiritual candy cane	4	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9253	lousy spiritual eggnog	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
9254	jumbo spoiled spiritual fruitcake	5	crappy	Last Available: "2016-12"
9255	rotten green spiritual gingerbread	3	crappy	Last Available: "2016-12"
9256	green chocolate puppy	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9257	chocolate leash	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9258	tumbling My Life of Crime, a Memoir	0		Skill: "Gingerbread Mob Hit", Last Available: "2016-12"
9259	ghostly Pop Art: a Guide	0		Skill: "Fifteen Minutes of Flame", Last Available: "2016-12"
9260	mirror No Hats as Art	0		Skill: "Ceci N'Est Pas Un Chapeau", Last Available: "2016-12"
9261	Rethinking Candy	0		Skill: "Sweet Synthesis", Last Available: "2016-12"
9262	fruit-leather negatives	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9263	gingerbread blackmail photos	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9264	bouncing briefcase full of sprinkles	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9265	narrow teethpick	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9266	diffused rock candy	0		Effect: "Pronounced Potency", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2016-12"
9267	rotten gigantic green-iced sweet roll	6	crappy	Last Available: "2016-12"
9268	sugar raygun	0		Sprinkle Drop: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
9269	ghostly wobbly chocolate sculpture	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9270	no hat	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9271	spinning chakra sludge	0		
9272	negative lump	0		
9273	scandalous Third Eye of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9274	pulsating stanky Krampus Horn of terror	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9275	normal hambrosier	3	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9276	weak smooth chakra-mental wine	2	awesome	Last Available: "2016-12"
9277	anodized squat chakra malt	0		Effect: "Celestial Sheen", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2016-12"
9278	special decent Black Angus blackburger	3	good	Effect: "Thickest, Sickest", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2016-12"
9279	boozy acceptable brandy	5	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9280	ionized polymerized wobbly potion of spiritual gunkifying	0		Effect: "Tenacity of the Snapper", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2016-12"
9281	electrified padded bad vibroknife	0		Damage Absorption: +20, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9282	lard-coated Samson's crystal belt buckle	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9283	chilly saffron antaravasaka of the businessman	0		Cold Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
9284	olive frightening rosy-cheeked saffron uttarasanga	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9285	Lump-Stacking for Beginners	0		Skill: "Stack Lumps", Last Available: "2016-12"
9286	eternal knot tattoo	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9287	pet bad vibe	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9288	squat cyan gallstone	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9289	maroon jittery bouncing chilly Uncle Crimbo's hat of Tarzan of Leguizamo	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Monster Level: +20, Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2016-12", Rollover Effect Duration: 100
9290	snack-sized decent Eldritch snap	2	good	Last Available: "2017-01"
9291	twisted hot jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9292	boiled narrow jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9293	altered squat jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9294	vaporized sleaze jelly	1		Effect: "Cookie Backup", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2017-01"
9295	denatured gray stench jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9296	bouncing space planula	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-01"
9297	stale gigantic toast with hot jelly	8	decent	Last Available: "2017-01"
9298	normal toast with jelly	3	good	Last Available: "2017-01"
9299	normal toast with jelly	3	good	Last Available: "2017-01"
9300	bland toast with sleaze jelly	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-01"
9301	stale toast with stench jelly	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-01"
9302	space jellybicycle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9303	hopeful candle	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-01"
9304	pewter candlestick	0		Familiar Weight: +10
9305	sinister wax hand of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2017-01"
9306	bouncing twirling wholesome Fonzie's candle	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-01"
9307	super-sized adequate bouncing wax pancake	5	good	Last Available: "2017-01"
9308	wax face of Tarzan of courage	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2017-01"
9309	practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed shaking wax booze	1	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2017-01"
9310	blurry glob of melted wax	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
9311	denatured blurry sea jelly	1		Effect: "Antarctic Memories", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2017-01"
9312	stale huge sea truffle	10	decent	Last Available: "2017-01"
9313	tarnished luggage key	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
9314	crushed steamer trunk	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
9315	green huge recovered cufflinks of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-01"
9316	heart-shaped crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-02"
9317	energized bouncing spinning LOV Elixir #3	0		Effect: "Prince of Seaside Town", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2017-02"
9318	quadruple-pressed quantum LOV Elixir #6	0		Effect: "Berry Statistical", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2017-02"
9319	moist super-polymerized green LOV Elixir #9	0		Effect: "Spookyravin'", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2017-02"
9320	tumbling scandalous Sinatra's LOV Eardigan of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience (Moxie): +5, Sleaze Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-02"
9321	up-at-dawn careful hale LOV Epaulettes	0		Maximum HP: +20, Monster Level: -10, Adventures: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-02"
9322	blurry miser's horrifying Oprah's LOV Earrings	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Spooky Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-02"
9323	LOV Enamorang	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9324	LOV Emotionizer	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9325	spinning LOV Extraterrestrial Chocolate	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9326	dehydrated twirling jittery LOV Echinacea Bouquet	1		Last Available: "2017-02"
9327	upside-down Herculean LOV Elephant	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Last Available: "2017-02"
9328	squat nippy eldritch scanner	0		Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2017-02"
9329	nitrogenated twirling eldritch alignment spray	0		Effect: "Army of One", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2017-02"
9330	LOV Entrance Pass	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9331	electrified wizardly eldritch hammer of bravery	0		Mysticality: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2017-01"
9332	thick yummy skewed eldritch mushroom	5	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9333	eldritch ichor	0		
9334	half-sized flavorless eldritch mushroom pizza	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9335	eldritch tincture	0		Skill: "Evoke Eldritch Horror", Last Available: "2017-02"
9336	mirror eldritch tincture (depleted)	0		Skill: "Evoke Eldritch Horror", Last Available: "2017-02"
9337	anodized eldritch rub	0		Effect: "Cuts Like a Buttered Knife", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2017-02"
9338	blue HP-35 Calculator	0		
9339	Silver HP-35 Calculator	0		
9340	narrow Golden HP-35 Calculator	0		
9341	Platinum HP-35 Calculator	0		
9342	Diamond HP-35 Calculator	0		
9343	ghostly blinking bottlecap	0		
9344	tumbling discarded button	0		
9345	Gummi-Memory	0		
9346	shaking Thwaitgold amoeba statuette	0		
9347	pickled grasshopper	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9348	yellow jittery bottle of an&iacute;s	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9349	bottle of novelty hot sauce	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9350	ghostly elemental sugarcube	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9351	peppermint sprig	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9352	tumbling bottle of clam juice	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9353	cocktail mushroom	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9354	shot of granola liqueur	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9355	can of cherry-flavored sterno	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9356	jittery lump of ichor	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9357	bottle of gregnadigne	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9358	bottle of Cr&egrave;me de Fugu	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9359	twirling baby oil shooter	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9360	green fish head	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9361	squat limepatch	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9362	pulsating pile of dirt	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9363	slime shooter	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9364	imaginary lemon	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9365	artisanal shaking literal grasshopper	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9366	hand-crafted double entendre	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9367	drinkable Phlegethon	3	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9368	acceptable practically non-alcoholic Siberian sunrise	1	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9369	bad irresponsibly strong mentholated wine	8	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9370	practically non-alcoholic delicious low tide martini	1	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9371	acceptable shroomtini	3	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9372	hand-crafted squat morning dew	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9373	smooth whiskey squeeze	3	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9374	enchanted delicious great fashioned	3	awesome	Effect: "Flimsy Shield of the Pastalord", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2017-03"
9375	tolerable mirror upside-down Gnomish sagngria	3	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9376	bad weak vodka stinger	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9377	acceptable extremely slippery nipple	3	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9378	artisanal blinking piscatini	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9379	artisanal ghostly Churchill	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9380	tolerable soilzerac	4	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9381	high-proof bad London frog	8	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9382	bad fortified skewed nothingtini	5	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9383	weak aged eighth plague	2	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9384	perfectly mixed single entendre	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9385	irresponsibly strong acceptable huge reverse Tantalus	7	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9386	watered-down perfectly mixed jittery elemental caipiroska	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9387	hand-crafted Feliz Navidad	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9388	bad Bloody Nora	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9389	artisanal moreltini	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9390	hand-crafted weak hell in a bucket	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9391	smooth watered-down Newark	2	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9392	acceptable R'lyeh	4	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9393	aged Gnollish sangria	3	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9394	artisanal vodka barracuda	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9395	hand-crafted strong Mysterious Island iced tea	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9396	acceptable drive-by shooting	3	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9397	watered-down drinkable shaking gunner's daughter	2	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9398	tolerable watered-down lime green dirt julep	2	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9399	weak mediocre Simepore slime	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9400	mediocre Phil Collins	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9401	unpowered Robortender	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-03"
9402	teal toggle switch (Bartend)	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9403	narrow toggle switch (Bounce)	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Robortender"
9404	Spacegate access badge	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-04"
9405	filter helmet	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9406	blinking exo-servo leg braces	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9407	gray rad cloak	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9408	squat upside-down gate transceiver	0		Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9409	narrow high-friction boots	0		Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9410	spinning Spacegate Research	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9411	alien rock sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9412	teal alien gemstone	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9413	spinning geological sample kit	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9414	botanical sample kit	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9415	gigantic spoiled edible alien plant bit	7	crappy	Last Available: "2017-04"
9416	olive alien plant fibers	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9417	squat alien plant sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9418	complex alien plant sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9419	fascinating alien plant sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9420	diluted narrow alien plant goo	1		Last Available: "2017-04"
9421	fuchsia alien plant pod	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9422	pulsating twirling zoological sample kit	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9423	moldy skewed alien meat	4	crappy	Last Available: "2017-04"
9424	alien toenails	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9425	alien zoological sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9426	complex alien zoological sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9427	fascinating alien zoological sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9428	powdered jittery alien animal goo	1		Effect: "[1701]Hip to the Jive", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2017-04"
9429	alien animal milk	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9430	spant egg casing	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9431	murderbot data core	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9432	deionized improved alkaline squat narrow fuchsia alien medicine	0		Effect: "Fangs and Pangs", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2017-04"
9433	rotten alien salad	3	crappy	Last Available: "2017-04"
9434	perfectly mixed alien booze	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-04"
9435	foul-smelling banded slick alien mask	0		Moxie: +10, Damage Absorption: +100, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2017-04"
9436	hale alien spear of doom of Flo-Jo	0		Maximum HP: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2017-04"
9437	pulsating sinister dangerous brainy alien blowgun	0		Mysticality: +5, Weapon Damage: +10, Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2017-04"
9438	fireproof electrified sage alien loincloth	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2017-04"
9439	shaking hardy experienced alien totem of chilblains	0		Experience: +2, Maximum HP: +50, Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2017-04"
9440	sizzling alien necklace of Leguizamo of chilblains	0		Monster Level: +20, Cold Damage: +25, Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2017-04"
9441	spant chitin	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9442	narrow spant tendon	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9443	auspicious nippy spants	0		Cold Damage: +10, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2017-04"
9444	jittery quilted spant shield of Leguizamo	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2017-04"
9445	stylish spant shoulderpads of mayonnaise	0		Moxie: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04"
9446	Da Vinci's spant backplate of the storm	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2017-04"
9447	perfumed spant spear of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2017-04"
9448	yellow blurry murderbot power cell	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9449	blurry murderbot component casing	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9450	mirror murderbot monofilament	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9451	anodized murderbot shield unit	0		Effect: "Violent Night", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2017-04"
9452	twirling murderbot live wire	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9453	wobbly blue crafty personal trainer's Newton's murderbot mask	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum MP: +10, Avatar: "Murderbot", Last Available: "2017-04"
9454	enhanced murderbot spring injector	0		Effect: "Worth Your Salt", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2017-04"
9455	lion tamer's personal trainer's murderbot whip	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2017-04"
9456	fuchsia Da Vinci's murderbot plasma rifle of doom	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "EXTERMINATE SPANT", Last Available: "2017-04"
9457	spinning wobbly murderbot memory chip	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9458	space pirate treasure map	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9459	Space Pirate Astrogation Handbook	0		Skill: "Quantum Movement", Last Available: "2017-04"
9460	Non-Euclidean Finance	0		Skill: "5-D Earning Potential", Last Available: "2017-04"
9461	pulsating Peek-a-Boo!	0		Skill: "Object Quasi-Permanence", Last Available: "2017-04"
9462	Procrastinator locker key	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9463	Space Baby children's book	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9464	tumbling Space Baby bawbaw	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9465	ghostly Spacegate	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9466	snack-sized decent fancy Aldebaran sardines	2	good	Effect: "Happy Salamander", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2017-04"
9467	bad extra-dry Centauri fish wine	5	decent	Last Available: "2017-04"
9468	dehydrated red oxygen	1		Last Available: "2017-04"
9469	grievous strapping Spacegate scientist's insignia	0		Muscle: +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04", Rollover Effect Duration: 30
9470	ghostly wobbly scandalous Spacegate military insignia of temperance	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04", Rollover Effect Duration: 30
9471	frosty boxer's Spacegate diplomat's insignia of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Muscle Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04"
9472	Spacegate emergency disintegrator	0		Skill: "Disintegrate", Last Available: "2017-04"
9473	Spacegate Initiative tattoo unit	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9474	decent alien sandwich	3	good	Last Available: "2017-04"
9475	glitched malware	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
9476	corrupted wobbly wobbly Spant eggs	0		Effect: "Hagnk's Gratitude", Effect Duration: 49
9477	Spacegate (open)	0		Lasts Until Rollover
9478	New-You Club Membership Form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-05"
9479	concentrated oxidized Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting	0		Effect: "Go-Gone", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2017-05"
9480	tarnished red Daily Affirmation: Think Win-Lose	0		Effect: "Jackasses' Symphony of Destruction", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2017-05"
9481	tarnished Daily Affirmation: Be Superficially interested	0		Effect: "Unusual Fashion Sense", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2017-05"
9482	tarnished alkaline skewed Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually	0		Effect: "Boo Tea", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2017-05"
9483	dry spinning fuchsia Daily Affirmation: Be a Mind Master	0		Effect: "Aloofah", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2017-05"
9484	triple-Vulcanized diffused Daily Affirmation: Work For Hours a Week	0		Effect: "Sugar Smacks", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2017-05"
9485	energized Daily Affirmation: Keep Free Hate in your Heart	0		Effect: "Prelude of Precision", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2017-05"
9486	snack-sized moldy Affirmation Cookie	2	crappy	Last Available: "2017-05"
9487	License To Kill	0		
9488	Thwaitgold bug statuette	0		
9489	Victor's Spoils	0		
9490	adjusted corrupted bouncing Threatening Missive	0		Effect: "Armor-Plated", Effect Duration: 51
9491	bouncing Targeted Plague Vector	0		
9492	maroon shaking suspicious package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-06"
9493	censurious Annie Oakley's Kremlin's Greatest Briefcase of temperance	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Sleaze Resistance: 8, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "KGB tranquilizer dart", Last Available: "2017-06"
9494	weak drinkable basic martini	2	good	Last Available: "2017-06"
9495	perfectly mixed improved martini	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-06"
9496	practically non-alcoholic acceptable splendid martini	1	good	Last Available: "2017-06"
9497	jittery exploding cigar	0		Last Available: "2017-06"
9498	can of Minions-Be-Gone	0		Last Available: "2017-06"
9499	tattoo gun	0		Last Available: "2017-06"
9500	gun	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-06"
9501	shaking maroon gum	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-06"
9502	toasty padded plastic gundam of Leguizamo	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Monster Level: +20, Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2017-06"
9503	License to Chill	0		Last Available: "2017-07"
9504	tumbling Celsius 233	0		Skill: "Eternal Flame", Last Available: "2017-06"
9505	wobbly Celsius 233 (singed)	0		Skill: "Eternal Flame", Last Available: "2017-06"
9506	Lazenby's Life Lesson	0		Free Pull
9507	LI-11 Motor Pool voucher	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-07"
9508	Asdon Martin keyfob (on ring)	0		Last Available: "2017-07"
9509	L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate	0		
9510	Dust bunny	0		
9511	Pocket Meteor Guide	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9512	Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed)	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9513	Meteorite-Ade	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9514	bite-sized flavorless teal meteoreo	1	decent	Last Available: "2017-08"
9515	lousy meadeorite	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-08"
9516	gray meteoroid	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9517	reassuring meteortarboard of the pedagogue of the empath	0		Experience: +3, Familiar Weight: +5, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2017-08"
9518	frightening meteorite guard of Leguizamo of the glutton	0		Monster Level: +20, Spooky Damage: +5, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2017-08"
9519	nasty meteorb of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Damage: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Hot", Last Available: "2017-08"
9520	hardy stiffened asteroid belt	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum HP: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-08"
9521	narrow stiffened Newton's meteorthopedic shoes of courage	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Damage Reduction: 1, Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-08"
9522	teal brainy shooting morning star of the cougar of the cheetah	0		Mysticality: +5, Moxie: +20, Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-08"
9523	meteoroid	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9524	fuchsia meteor shower cap	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9525	Thwaitgold time fly statuette	0		
9526	spinning green mirror perfectly fair coin	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9527	upside-down Horsery contract	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-08"
9528	corked genie bottle	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-09"
9529	gray skewed genie bottle	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9530	fireproof chilly blessed rustproof +2 gray dragon scale mail of the cheetah	0		Cold Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +3, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2023-09"
9531	bouncing pony: Dusk Shiny	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9532	pony: Shutterfly	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9533	pony: Pearjack	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9534	maroon pony: Uniquity	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9535	tumbling pony: Rosey Cake	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9536	pony: Spectrum Dash	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9537	pocket wish	0		Last Available: "2023-09"
9538	upside-down dropped scrap of paper	0		
9539	jittery hunk of granite	0		
9540	shaking shovelful of dirt	0		
9541	xo-skeleton-in-a-box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-10"
9542	exo-xo-skeleton-skeleton	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9543	blurry X	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9544	squat O	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9545	triple-distilled drinkable DUFRESNE Suds	10	good	Last Available: "2017-09"
9546	mirror lightning-fast mafia pinky ring of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +40, Single Equip
9547	practically non-alcoholic delicious flask of port	1	awesome	
9548	ghostly fireproof manspreader's contract enforcement stick	0		Monster Level: +10, Hot Resistance: +3
9549	rotten huge Hide-rox&trade; cookie	4	crappy	Last Available: "2017-10"
9550	practically non-alcoholic hand-crafted jug of booze	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-10"
9551	quadruple-flattened pickled nitrogenated pair of candy glasses	0		Effect: "Speed of the Internet", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2017-10"
9552	warmed warmed gray temporary X tattoos	0		Effect: "Held Closer", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2017-10"
9553	compressed glyph of athleticism	1		Last Available: "2017-10"
9554	squat pair of scissors	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9555	energized new habit	0		Effect: "Funky Coal Patina", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2017-10"
9556	upside-down bridge truss	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9557	dog trainer's Annie Oakley's pearl necklace of horror	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Experience (familiar): +1, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-10"
9558	amorphous blob	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9559	X	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9560	O	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9561	spinning amorphous blob	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9562	stylish protection stick of James Dean of Calamity Jane of courage	0		Moxie: +25, Experience (Moxie): +3, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Spooky Resistance: +3
9563	moist narrow red roll of meat	0		Effect: "Incensed", Effect Duration: 69
9564	Lo Pan's mafia thumb ring of the businessman	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip
9565	altered mirror cocoa chondrule	0		Effect: "Don't Step to Your Stepmother", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2020-09"
9566	skewed greasy stiffened mafia middle finger ring	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Show them your ring"
9567	spinning spinning coward's steel drivin' hammer of wisdom of the cougar	0		Mysticality: +15, Moxie: +20, Monster Level: -20, Item Drop: +5
9568	twirling piece of steel	0		
9569	resourceful sage mafia pointer finger ring	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +50, Single Equip, Drops Meat
9570	blinking veiny worksite credentials	0		Maximum HP: +10, Single Equip
9571	coward's dance instructor's negotiatin' hammer of the pedagogue of the detective	0		Experience: +3, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Monster Level: -20, Item Drop: +20
9572	pantogram	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-11"
9573	jittery pantogram	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9574	pantogram pants	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-11"
9575	mafia wedding ring of the brute of dire peril	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Weapon Damage: +20, Single Equip
9576	bouncing mafia organizer badge of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Single Equip
9577	blue mafia filofax	0		
9578	transparent nog	1	awesome	Last Available: "2017-12"
9579	stale immense unfinished fruitcake	10	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9580	liquefied deionized and cracker	0		Effect: "Fishy Fortification", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2017-12"
9581	delicious neg grog	4	awesome	Last Available: "2017-12"
9582	rotten half double fruitcake	3	crappy	Last Available: "2017-12"
9583	rotten purple hushed puppy	4	crappy	Last Available: "2017-12"
9584	rotten huge muffled muffuletta	3	crappy	Last Available: "2017-12"
9585	bland gray shushed potatoes	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9586	wobbly lard-coated plastic mime functionary	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2017-12"
9587	mirror occult plastic mime scientist	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2017-12"
9588	mirror wobbly razor-sharp plastic mime soldier	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2017-12"
9589	cyan gravedigger's plastic mime executive	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2017-12"
9590	blurry smartaleck's plastic The Silent Nightmare	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Last Available: "2017-12"
9591	locked mumming trunk	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-12"
9592	purple twirling mumming trunk	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9593	temperance whiskey	1	awesome	Last Available: "2017-11"
9594	pickled wishbone	0		Effect: "Baconstoned", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2017-11"
9595	tolerable Racisto Ruidoso	4	good	Last Available: "2017-11"
9596	squat teal earthenware muffin tin	0		
9597	delicious bran muffin	3	awesome	
9598	decent blueberry muffin	4	good	
9599	blinking silent A	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9600	silent B	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9601	silent C	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9602	green silent D	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9603	silent E	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9604	silent F	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9605	silent G	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9606	silent H	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9607	ghostly silent I	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9608	olive silent J	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9609	silent K	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9610	spinning silent L	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9611	silent M	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9612	blinking silent N	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9613	spinning silent O	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9614	bouncing olive tumbling silent P	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9615	maroon silent Q	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9616	silent R	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9617	pulsating silent S	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9618	purple silent T	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9619	silent U	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9620	silent V	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9621	silent W	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9622	silent X	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9623	tumbling silent Y	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9624	blinking jittery silent Z	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9625	blinking crystalline cheer	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9626	anti-earplugs	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9627	warehouse key	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9628	wobbly mime pocket probe	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9629	perfectly mixed stale cheer wine	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-12"
9630	adequate miniature stale Cheer-E-Os	2	good	Last Available: "2017-12"
9631	huge cheer-o-gram	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9632	upside-down Sherlock's cheerful antler hat of the detective	0		Item Drop: 45, Last Available: "2017-12"
9633	miser's rosewater-soaked cheerful Crimbo sweater	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2017-12"
9634	slick cheerful pajama pants of courage	0		Moxie: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2017-12"
9635	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1	0		Skill: "Silent Hunter", Last Available: "2017-12"
9636	purple upside-down The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Hunter", Last Available: "2017-12"
9637	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2	0		Skill: "Quiet Determination", Last Available: "2017-12"
9638	huge The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used)	0		Skill: "Quiet Determination", Last Available: "2017-12"
9639	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3	0		Skill: "Quiet Judgement", Last Available: "2017-12"
9640	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used)	0		Skill: "Quiet Judgement", Last Available: "2017-12"
9641	olive The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4	0		Skill: "Silent Treatment", Last Available: "2017-12"
9642	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Treatment", Last Available: "2017-12"
9643	twirling The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5	0		Skill: "Silent Knife", Last Available: "2017-12"
9644	huge The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Knife", Last Available: "2017-12"
9645	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6	0		Skill: "Quiet Desperation", Last Available: "2017-12"
9646	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used)	0		Skill: "Quiet Desperation", Last Available: "2017-12"
9647	red mime eraser	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9648	mediocre executive mime flask	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9649	stale immense nega-mushroom	9	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9650	delicious nega-mushroom wine	4	awesome	Last Available: "2017-12"
9651	moist alkaline Cheer-Up soda	0		Effect: "Radiant Personality", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2017-12"
9652	immense rotten mime army rations	8	crappy	Last Available: "2017-12"
9653	high-proof hand-crafted mime army wine	10	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-12"
9654	dried maroon mime army superserum	1		Effect: "Limber as Mortimer", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2017-12"
9655	Vulcanized polarized maroon shaking mime army camouflage kit	0		Effect: "Human-Elf Hybrid", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2017-12"
9656	tumbling Sherlock's educational miming beret	0		Experience: +1, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2017-12"
9657	blinking Sherlock's healthy miming shirt	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2017-12"
9658	mirror jittery lightning-fast deadly miming corduroys	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2017-12"
9659	cyan Tesla miming boots of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9660	inspector's miming gloves of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9661	narrow God Lobster Egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-05"
9662	donated booze	0		
9663	pulsating donated food	0		
9664	donated candy	0		
9665	energized digital honeypot	0		Effect: "Boilermade", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2025-12"
9666	mime-proof sunglasses	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9667	lime green perfumed mime army insignia (infantry)	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12", Stat Tuning: "Muscle (all)"
9668	bouncing mime army insignia (intelligence) of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12", Stat Tuning: "Mysticality (all)"
9669	cyan mime army insignia (espionage) of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12", Stat Tuning: "Moxie (all)"
9670	mime army insignia (pyrotechnics)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9671	mirror mime army insignia (cryonics)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9672	mime army insignia (psychological warfare)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9673	mime army insignia (sanitation)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9674	mime army insignia (morale)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9675	blinking Jeselnik's ribald mime army infiltration glove	0		Sleaze Damage: 35, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9676	ghostly yellow mime army shotglass	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9677	mime army challenge coin	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9678	cheer extractor	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9679	kerosene-soaked skip	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-12"
9680	fireproof skip lid	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9681	toothsome extra-toasted half sandwich	3	awesome	Last Available: "2018-12"
9682	tolerable mulled hobo wine	3	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
9683	burning newspaper	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
9684	bouncing lard-coated groovy burning paper hat of terror	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9685	yellow censurious occult burning cape of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9686	blurry miser's nippy burning paper slippers of the sweet-tooth	0		Cold Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9687	up-at-dawn wool Jack Frost's burning paper jorts	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +1, Adventures: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9688	energetic burning paper crane of dire peril of Flo-Jo	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Initiative: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9689	January's Garbage Tote (unopened)	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-01"
9690	cyan January's Garbage Tote	0		Last Available: "2018-01"
9691	gray skewed deceased crimbo tree	0		Breakable, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9692	miser's brawny broken champagne bottle	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +10, Breakable, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9693	ghostly electrified tinsel tights of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9694	gravedigger's crafty dance instructor's wad of used tape	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum MP: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9695	olive squat scorching vibrating curative savvy silent nightlight	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Rollover Effect Duration: 50
9696	pickled oxidized jittery yellow sweetened reindeer fat	0		Effect: "Human-Weird Thing Hybrid", Effect Duration: 63
9697	quantum tarnished gray Good 'n' Quiet	0		Effect: "Broken Fast", Effect Duration: 22
9698	alkaline ghostly hot button candy	0		Effect: "Jacked In", Effect Duration: 21
9699	lime green veiny steel-toed beefy makeshift garbage shirt	0		Muscle: +10, Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum HP: +10, Breakable, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9700	energetic stiffened novelty monorail ticket	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Rollover Effect Duration: 100
9701	powdered pills	1		Effect: "Hella Smooth", Effect Duration: 5
9702	pickled furry pill	1		Effect: "Uncucumbered", Effect Duration: 30
9703	distilled ghostly gray beefy pill	1		
9704	compressed excitement pill	1		
9705	vaporized spinning shaking vitamin G pill	1		
9706	diluted upside-down lucky-ish pill	1		Effect: "Afternoon Insight", Effect Duration: 20
9707	compressed dieting pill	1		Effect: "Ode to Booze", Effect Duration: 25
9712	Clan Carnival Game	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-02"
9713	How To Get Bigger Without Really Trying	0		Skill: "Get Big", Last Available: "2018-02"
9714	Illustrated Mating Rituals of the Gallapagos	0		Skill: "Gallapagosian Mating Call", Last Available: "2018-02"
9715	Convincing People You Can See The Future	0		Skill: "Inscrutable Gaze", Last Available: "2018-02"
9716	Love Potions and the Wizards who Mix Them	0		Skill: "Love Mixology", Last Available: "2018-02"
9717	They'll Love You In Rhinestones	0		Skill: "Acquire Rhinestones", Last Available: "2018-02"
9718	shaking blue Silly Little Love Song	0		Skill: "Paul's Passionate Pop Song", Last Available: "2018-02"
9719	narrow Annie Oakley's Socratic genie's turbane	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2018-02"
9720	ghostly mansplainer's hardy genie's scimitar	0		Maximum HP: +50, Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2018-02"
9721	horrifying genie's pants of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-02"
9722	blue stylish strapping genie's bracers	0		Muscle: +5, Moxie: +25, Last Available: "2018-02"
9723	wicked psychic's circlet of the glutton	0		Spell Damage: +5, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2018-02"
9724	huge prompt sizzling psychic's crystal ball	0		Hot Damage: +10, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2018-02"
9725	beefy psychic's pslacks of horror	0		Muscle: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-02"
9726	avaricious toasty psychic's amulet	0		Hot Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2018-02"
9727	delicious heart-shaped candy whetstone	4	awesome	Last Available: "2018-02"
9728	moldy half-sized Swedish massage fish	2	crappy	Last Available: "2018-02"
9729	mediocre Third Base	4	decent	Last Available: "2018-02"
9730	artisanal Bustle Hustler	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-02"
9731	irradiated alkaline blurry Fabiotion	0		Effect: "Shortened", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2018-02"
9732	enhanced Bettie page	0		Effect: "Fustulent", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2018-02"
9733	modified non-anodized tonic o' Banderas	0		Effect: "Gutterminded", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2018-02"
9734	Vulcanized heather graham cracker	0		Effect: "Christmessy", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2018-02"
9735	Lolsipop	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9736	jittery heart cozy	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9737	eaves droppers	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9738	blurry personal graffiti kit	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9739	Mysterious Red Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9740	twirling squat Mysterious Green Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9741	Mysterious Blue Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9742	Mysterious Black Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9743	nitrogenated rainbow jellybean	0		Effect: "Wintry Breath", Effect Duration: 54
9744	galvanized aerosolized maroon mystery lollipop	0		Effect: "Crotchety, Pining", Effect Duration: 43
9745	Love Potion #0	0		Effect: "Tainted Love Potion", Effect Duration: 20
9746	Vulcanized galvanized fuchsia rhinestone	0		Effect: "Taurus Rising", Effect Duration: 56
9747	1,960 pok&eacute;dollar bill	0		
9748	skewed metandienone	0		
9749	blinking riboflavin	0		
9750	bronze	0		
9751	piracetam	0		
9752	teal ultracalcium	0		
9753	ginseng	0		
9754	tumbling Team Avarice cap of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25
9755	cyan tumbling brainy Team Sloth cap	0		Mysticality: +5
9756	ribald Team Wrath cap	0		Sleaze Damage: +10
9757	hardened Mu cap	0		Damage Reduction: 3
9758	Thwaitgold metabug statuette	0		
9759	Pok&eacute;fam Guide to Capturing All of Them	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-03"
9760	packet of tall grass seeds	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9761	Pok&eacute;-Gro fertilizer	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9762	Globmule	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9763	Bluzzard	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9764	Faux	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9765	Sledgehamster	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9766	Pimpsqueak	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9767	skewed lime green Pillowbug	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9768	Dressage	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9769	Sequestrian	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9770	Carpricorn	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9771	tumbling Turpin	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9772	Morphan	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9773	Cycloney	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9774	Peaclock	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9775	Turtive	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9776	huge Lepardner	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9777	jittery Aiolion	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9778	Waifuton	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9779	Gorillape	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9780	wobbly cyan shaking Wendtigo	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9781	Snoutlet	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9782	Ruffalo	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9783	Vaporpoise	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9784	Ghosprey	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9785	Straypler	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9786	Flan	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9787	twirling Mustardigrade	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9788	ghostly Ched	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9789	squat Gazelleton	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9790	Mechamelion	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9791	Bicycle	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9792	Vamprey	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9793	teal Wullabye	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9794	twirling Nursine	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9795	olive Cantelope	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9796	Ungulant	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9797	bouncing Caramel	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9798	Oppossum	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9799	narrow jittery Amanitee	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9800	squat Smashmoth	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9801	Vulgure	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9802	Squib	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9803	twirling blue narrow Trafikoan	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9804	Slotter	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9805	twirling twirling Shudder	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9806	Glamare	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9807	upside-down Unspeakachu	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9808	Stooper	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9809	Disgeist	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9810	upside-down Bowlet	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9811	blinking Cornbeefadon	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9812	ghostly yellow Mu	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9813	Glum berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9814	Egnaro berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9815	mirror Sitrep berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9816	Nadsat berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9817	olive Jamocha berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9818	Tapioc berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9819	Snarf berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9820	Keese berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9821	luck incense	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Item Drop: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9822	shell bell	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9823	twirling muscle band	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9824	jittery amulet coin	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9825	razor fang	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9826	smoke ball	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9827	rocket	0		
9828	pickled spinning magnificent oyster egg	1		Effect: "Ninja, Please", Effect Duration: 45
9829	vaporized shaking fuchsia brilliant oyster egg	1		Effect: "Goldentongue", Effect Duration: 30
9830	mixed teal glistening oyster egg	1		Effect: "Berry Thorny", Effect Duration: 15
9831	twisted scintillating oyster egg	1		
9832	denatured tumbling pearlescent oyster egg	1		
9833	altered lustrous oyster egg	1		
9834	diluted blinking spinning gleaming oyster egg	1		
9835	wobbly FantasyRealm membership packet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-04"
9836	FantasyRealm guest pass	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9837	bouncing fireproof clever veiny FantasyRealm G. E. M.	0		Maximum HP: +10, Maximum MP: +20, Hot Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9838	Rubee&trade;	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9839	FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2018-04"
9840	nasty FantasyRealm Mage's Hat	0		Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2018-04"
9841	fortified FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Last Available: "2018-04"
9842	lump of bauxite	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
9843	up-at-dawn arcane researcher's boxer's &quot;Remember the Trees&quot; Shirt	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Adventures: +5
9844	FantasyRealm key	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9845	plump mushroom	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9846	narrow upside-down tainted marshmallow	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9847	tumbling Chewsick Copperbottom's notes	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9848	LyleCo premium pickaxe	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9849	LyleCo premium rope	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9850	My First Art of War	0		Skill: "Army of Toddlers", Last Available: "2018-12"
9851	dragon aluminum ore	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9852	blinking faerie dust	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9853	poisoned druidic s'more	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9854	druidic orb	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9855	pulsating to-go brew	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9856	wobbly flask of holy water	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9857	energized universal antivenin	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Effect: "Clyde's Blessing", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2018-04"
9858	cyan LyleCo premium monocle	0		Rubee Drop: 1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9859	cyan LyleCo premium magnifying glass	0		Rubee Drop: 1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9860	FantasyRealm tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9861	huge LyleCo Contractor's Manual	0		Skill: "Expert Corner-Cutter", Last Available: "2018-04"
9862	normal bite-sized FantasyRealm turkey leg	1	good	Last Available: "2018-04"
9863	weak hand-crafted FantasyRealm mead	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-04"
9864	shaking spinning nasty haunch	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9865	Cheswick Copperbottom's compass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9866	arrest warrant	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9867	hero's skull	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9868	maroon grolblin rum	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9869	normal druidic s'more	4	good	Last Available: "2018-04"
9870	twisted squat sachet of powder	1		Effect: "Stop the Presses!", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2018-04"
9871	hand-crafted mourning wine	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-04"
9872	blue sanctified cola	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9873	blinking map to the Towering Mountains	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9874	map to the Mystic Wood	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9875	wobbly map to the Putrid Swamp	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9876	mirror map to the Cursed Village	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9877	map to the Sprawling Cemetery	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9878	decent bite-sized skewed denastified haunch	1	good	Last Available: "2018-04"
9879	hand-crafted watered-down bad rum and good cola	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-04"
9880	extra-irradiated pickled Potion of Heroism	0		Effect: "Inscrutable exoskeleton", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2018-04"
9881	Oprah's savvy leggings of the Spider Queen of the businessman	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2018-04"
9882	teal lightning-fast inspector's family-friendly Master Thief's utility belt	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +15, Initiative: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9883	shaking greedy Annie Oakley's padded Duke Vampire's regal cloak	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2018-04"
9884	olive wool Dragonscale breastplate of courage of the cheetah	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Spooky Resistance: +3, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2018-04"
9885	Jim Carey's padded belt of Ogrekind of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Damage Absorption: +20, Monster Level: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9886	baleful sinister brainy The Ghoul King's ghoulottes	0		Mysticality: +5, Spell Damage: 35, Last Available: "2018-04"
9887	foul-smelling clever smartaleck's nozzle of the Phoenix	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +20, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-04"
9888	maroon wool lion tamer's quilted the Archwizard's briefs	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Experience (familiar): +2, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2018-04"
9889	dog trainer's razor-sharp the Ley Incursion's waist of the early riser	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Experience (familiar): +1, Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9890	energetic shield of the Skeleton Lord of the bloodbag of the scaredy-cat	0		Maximum HP: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2018-04"
9891	rosy-cheeked supercool ring of the Skeleton Lord of doom	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9892	twirling horrifying occult Sinatra's scepter of the Skeleton Lord	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9893	aromatic chaotic sharpshooter's fortified deadfall branch	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Stench Resistance: +1
9894	double-paned therapeutic padded beefy Staff of Kitchen Royalty of the storm	0		Muscle: +10, Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Cold Resistance: +5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2018-04"
9895	charged druidic orb	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9896	dragon slaying sword	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9897	wobbly notarized arrest warrant	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9898	practically non-alcoholic smooth two meat muck	1	awesome	
9899	delicious chocolate Ogre Chieftain	3	awesome	
9900	moldy thick chocolate &quot;Phoenix&quot;	5	crappy	
9901	super-sized bland bouncing chocolate Spider Queen	5	decent	
9902	bad hipster cocktail	3	decent	
9903	narrow God Lobster's Scepter	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "small fairy/lep", Last Available: "2018-05"
9904	God Lobster's Ring	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "sombrero", Last Available: "2018-05"
9905	God Lobster's Rod	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "whelp", Last Available: "2018-05"
9906	God Lobster's Robe	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "block", Last Available: "2018-05"
9907	squat God Lobster's Crown	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "fairy", Last Available: "2018-05"
9908	narrow Dish of Clarified Butter	0		Last Available: "2018-05"
9909	G	0		
9910	Garland of Greatness	0		
9911	olive gattoo	0		
9912	A-Boo glue	0		
9913	glued A-Boo clue	0		
9914	bouncing crude oil congealer	0		
9915	rotten massive good guava	9	crappy	
9916	tolerable high-proof gin and ginger	10	good	
9917	Thwaitgold chigger statuette	0		
9918	compressed jittery gaseous gravy	1		
9919	spinning SongBoom&trade; BoomBox	0		Last Available: "2018-06"
9920	SongBoom&trade; BoomBox Box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-06"
9921	A Guide to Safari	0		Skill: "Experience Safari"
9922	Vulcanized energized twirling Shielding Potion	0		Effect: "Stinking Cloud", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2018-06"
9923	colloidal mirror gray Punching Potion	0		Effect: "Tasting the Rainbow", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2018-06"
9924	wobbly jittery Special Seasoning	0		Last Available: "2018-06"
9925	mixed Nightmare Fuel	1		Last Available: "2018-06"
9926	blurry lime green Gathered Meat-Clip	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
9927	Bastille Battalion control rig crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-07"
9928	Bastille Battalion control rig	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-07"
9929	Jeselnik's ribald smelly boxer's Brutal brogues	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: 35, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-07"
9930	blurry steel-toed wicked smartaleck's wizardly Draftsman's driving gloves	0		Mysticality: +25, Moxie Percent: +30, Spell Damage: +5, Damage Reduction: 9, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-07"
9931	spinning jittery wool manspreader's studded fortified Nouveau nosering	0		Damage Absorption: 140, Monster Level: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-07"
9932	improved moist sharkfin gumbo	0		Effect: "Mushroom Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2018-07"
9933	dry boiling broth	0		Effect: "Gunky Dory", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2018-07"
9934	triple-Vulcanized frozen improved interrogative elixir	0		Effect: "You're High as a Crow, Marty", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2018-07"
9935	Bastille Battalion Fondue Trophy	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9936	Bastille Battalion tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9937	Bastille Battalion cheese wheel	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9938	Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9939	kitten burglar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-07"
9940	burglar/sleep mask	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9941	Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette	0		
9942	lime green Neverending Party invitation envelope	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-09"
9943	Neverending Party guest pass	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9944	prompt brawny stylish PARTY HARD T-shirt	0		Moxie: +25, Muscle Percent: +20, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2018-09"
9945	Neverending Party favor	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9946	blurry deluxe Neverending Party favor	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9947	gas can	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9948	bad irresponsibly strong Middle of the Road&trade; brand whiskey	6	decent	Last Available: "2018-09"
9949	neverending wallet chain	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9950	twirling clever pentagram bandana of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2018-09"
9951	nippy skull ring	0		Cold Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9952	lime green electronics kit	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9953	toothsome PB&J with the crusts cut off	3	awesome	Last Available: "2018-09"
9954	censurious dorky glasses of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9955	padded ponytail clip of Calamity Jane	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2018-09"
9956	blinking olive deadly paint palette	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paint Job", Last Available: "2018-09"
9957	narrow huge unremarkable duffel bag	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9958	distilled jittery Purple Beast energy drink	1		Effect: "Slippery Tongue", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2018-09"
9959	cosmetic football of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-09"
9960	yellow wholesome Herculean shoe ad T-shirt	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2018-09"
9961	squat therapeutic pump-up high-tops	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9962	tarnished dry runproof mascara	0		Effect: "You Can Taste the Darkness", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2018-09"
9963	tumbling wobbly very small dress	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9964	supercool noticeable pumps of the businessman	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9965	surprisingly capacious handbag	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9966	perfectly mixed maroon everfull glass	3	???	Last Available: "2018-09"
9967	van key	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9968	spinning jam band bootleg	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9969	greasy razor-sharp denim jacket	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-09"
9970	squat asbestos-lined energetic ratty knitted cap	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2018-09"
9972	groovy intimidating chainsaw of bravery	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-09"
9973	perfectly mixed weak party beer bomb	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-09"
9974	normal half-sized sweet party mix	2	good	Last Available: "2018-09"
9975	modified jittery party balloon	1		Last Available: "2018-09"
9976	teal crafty energetic party pants	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2018-09"
9977	ghostly Da Vinci's party whip of the empath of the sweet-tooth	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Familiar Weight: +5, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2018-09"
9978	wobbly Party Planning on a Budget	0		Skill: "Budget Conscious", Last Available: "2018-09"
9979	artisanal TRIO cup of beer	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-09"
9980	spoiled blinking skewed party platter for one	3	crappy	Last Available: "2018-09"
9981	pickled huge Party-in-a-Can&trade;	1		Last Available: "2018-09"
9982	party pup	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9983	narrow flame-retardant brainy party crasher	0		Mysticality: +5, Hot Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Party Crash", Last Available: "2018-09"
9984	mirror Living to Drink, Drinking to Live	0		Last Available: "2018-09", Skill: "Drinking to Drink"
9985	spinning Party Tattoo&trade; gift certificate	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9986	huge party mouse hat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9987	latte lovers member's mug	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Latte on Opponent", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Offer Latte to Opponent", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Gulp Latte", Last Available: "2018-10"
9988	latte lovers club card	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-10"
9989	mirror voter registration form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-11"
9990	cyan hardened &quot;I Voted!&quot; sticker	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-11"
9991	purple absentee voter ballot	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9992	snake skin	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9993	reassuring smooth snakeskin thighboots	0		Moxie: +15, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2018-11"
9994	steel-toed wicked snakeskin cowboy hat	0		Spell Damage: +5, Damage Reduction: 9, Last Available: "2018-11"
9995	jittery groovy brainy snakeskin jacket	0		Mysticality: +5, Moxie Percent: +10, Last Available: "2018-11"
9996	slime glob	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9997	slime glob	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9998	slime glob	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9999	tumbling tumbling smartaleck's cool slime waders of the pedagogue	0		Moxie: +5, Moxie Percent: +30, Experience: +3, Last Available: "2018-11"
10001	family-friendly manspreader's Fonzie's slime fedora	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Monster Level: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2018-11"
10002	Lo Pan's clever slime knuckles of doom	0		Maximum MP: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2018-11"
10003	spinning tumbling government requisition form	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
10004	up-at-dawn Herculean government-issued slacks of vim and vigor	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2018-11"
10005	aromatic veiny sinister government-issued eyeshade	0		Spell Damage: +10, Maximum HP: +10, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2018-11"
10006	wool gravedigger's scorching government-issued necktie	0		Hot Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-11"
10007	deadly smartaleck's wizardly mutant arm	0		Mysticality: +25, Moxie Percent: +30, Weapon Damage: +5, Last Available: "2018-11"
10008	therapeutic dangerous mutant legs of Gandalf	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +20, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2018-11"
10009	prompt deadly supercool mutant crown	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Weapon Damage: +5, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2018-11"
10010	spoiled immense spinning ghostly ectoplasm	6	crappy	Last Available: "2018-11"
10011	stale squat	4	decent	Last Available: "2018-11"
10012	enchanted lousy bottle of vodka	3	decent	Effect: "Smokin'", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2018-11"
10013	normal squat pizza	3	good	Last Available: "2018-11"
10014	bad martini	4	decent	Last Available: "2018-11"
10015	decent tumbling cherry pie	4	good	Last Available: "2018-11"
10016	bad upside-down eggnog	3	decent	Last Available: "2018-11"
10017	glob of undifferentiated tissue	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
10018	stale bite-sized Hell ramen	1	decent	Last Available: "2018-11"
10019	artisanal watered-down gimlet	2	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2018-11"
10020	acceptable twice-haunted screwdriver	4	good	Last Available: "2018-11"
10021	delicious candy cane	3	awesome	Last Available: "2018-12"
10022	drinkable huge runny fermented egg	3	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10023	adequate purple jittery oldcake	4	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10024	moldy huge traditional Crimbo cookie	7	crappy	Last Available: "2023-06"
10025	gravedigger's plastic wild beaver	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-12"
10026	Newton's plastic reindeer	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2018-12"
10027	grievous plastic Caf&eacute; Elf	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2018-12"
10028	upside-down savvy plastic orphan	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Last Available: "2018-12"
10029	shaking wizardly plastic Abuela Crimbo	0		Mysticality: +25, Last Available: "2018-12"
10030	cyan yule pup	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10031	narrow Braindeer	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10032	Crimbo dog sweater	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10033	skewed pristine walrus tusk of Tarzan of bravery	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2018-12"
10034	thick walrus blubber	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10035	narrow family-friendly knitted sage Staff of Frozen Lard of the empath	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +5, Cold Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2018-12"
10036	shaking lime green bomb	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10037	bouncing plastic bazooka	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10038	wobbly mooseflank	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10039	spoiled jittery grilled mooseflank	3	crappy	Last Available: "2018-12"
10040	flavorless small moosemeat pie	2	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10041	blurry deadly balanced antler	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Last Available: "2018-12"
10042	coward's dam	0		Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2018-12"
10043	watered-down smooth beavermouth	2	awesome	Last Available: "2018-12"
10044	tolerable irresponsibly strong fuchsia beaver punch (papaya)	9	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10045	triple-distilled acceptable pulsating beaver punch (peach)	6	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10046	boozy delicious beaver punch (cherry)	5	awesome	Last Available: "2018-12"
10047	narrow narrow reassuring Canadian lantern of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2018-12"
10048	olive personal trainer's muskox-skin cap	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Last Available: "2018-12"
10049	Boxing Day care package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-12"
10050	tasty bite-sized glass of raw eggs	1	awesome	Last Available: "2018-12"
10051	watered-down smooth tumbling punch-drunk punch	2	awesome	Last Available: "2018-12"
10052	boiled jittery body spradium	1		Last Available: "2018-12"
10053	bauxite beret of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2018-12"
10054	baleful bauxite boxers	0		Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-12"
10055	hardened bauxite bow-tie	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
10056	Boxing Day Pass	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10057	Kramco Industries packing carton	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-01"
10058	huge aromatic Tesla padded weightlifter's Kramco Sausage-o-Matic&trade; of temperance	0		Muscle: +15, Damage Absorption: +20, Stench Resistance: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +5, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2019-01"
10059	ghostly sausage casing	0		Last Available: "2019-01"
10060	flavorless small spinning sausage	2	decent	Last Available: "2019-01"
10061	supercool stylish red-hot sausage fork	0		Moxie: +25, Moxie Percent: +20, Last Available: "2019-01"
10062	jittery bag of sausage links	0		Last Available: "2019-01"
10063	teal sausage golem	0		Last Available: "2019-01"
10064	blinking jar of relish	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10065	Toyleporter	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10066	delicious beer	4	awesome	Last Available: "2018-12"
10067	half-sized adequate yule gruel	2	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10068	lousy fortified hot watered rum	5	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10069	acceptable enchanted squat gray bottle of Crimbognac	3	good	Effect: "Pharmaceutically Cool", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2018-12"
10070	bland massive narrow Crimboysters Rockefeller	6	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10071	dehydrated Crimbeau de toilette	1		Last Available: "2018-12"
10072	ghostly Crimbo candle	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10073	upside-down Carol of the Bulls	0		Skill: "Carol of the Bulls", Last Available: "2018-12"
10074	shaking Carol of the Bulls (used)	0		Skill: "Carol of the Bulls", Last Available: "2018-12"
10075	skewed gray Carol of the Hells	0		Skill: "Carol of the Hells", Last Available: "2018-12"
10076	Carol of the Hells (used)	0		Skill: "Carol of the Hells", Last Available: "2018-12"
10077	skewed Carol of the Thrills	0		Skill: "Carol of the Thrills", Last Available: "2018-12"
10078	Carol of the Thrills (used)	0		Skill: "Carol of the Thrills", Last Available: "2018-12"
10079	twirling maroon scandalous scorching brawny Crimbolex watch	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12", Nonstackable Watch, Rollover Effect Duration: 100
10080	Crimbo tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10081	prompt scandalous hand-knitted Crimbo socks of the cheetah	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Initiative: +60, Adventures: +3
10082	greasy Fonzie's chalk chlamys	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10083	Sinatra's chalk chain of incineration	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10084	lightning-fast wizardly chalk chalice	0		Mysticality: +25, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2019-12"
10085	smartaleck's chalk chinos of the empath	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10086	hardened forbidden chalk chapeau	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2019-12"
10087	shaking coward's therapeutic chalk choker	0		Monster Level: -20, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10088	denatured chalk chunks	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10089	activated candy chalk	0		Effect: "Ticking Clock", Effect Duration: 25
10090	ribald extremely unsafe marble maebari	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10091	spinning blinking rock-hard experienced marble mantle	0		Experience: +2, Damage Reduction: 5, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10092	wobbly weightlifter's marble magnet of the sweet-tooth	0		Muscle: +15, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10093	spinning family-friendly arcane researcher's marble mignonette bowl	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10094	fuchsia frightening razor-sharp marble medallion	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10095	dog trainer's marble mariachi hat of incineration	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10096	dehydrated purple marble molecules	1		Effect: "Incredibly Hulking", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2019-12"
10097	denatured Mallomarbles	0		Effect: "Superioreo", Effect Duration: 37
10098	cyan chilly punching bag of temperance	0		Cold Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10099	rosy-cheeked wizardly pith helmet	0		Mysticality: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10100	spinning scorching poncho of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Hot Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10101	skewed boxer's pendant of the early riser	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10102	padded smartaleck's palazzos	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Damage Absorption: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10103	asbestos-lined pseudoaccordion of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Hot Resistance: +5, Song Duration: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10104	altered gray pieces	1		Last Available: "2020-12"
10105	irradiated vacuum-sealed blinking pulsating Para-Pop	0		Effect: "Your Favorite Flavor", Effect Duration: 37
10106	scorching chilly terra cotta truss	0		Cold Damage: +5, Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10107	teal rosewater-soaked thinker's terra cotta trousers	0		Mysticality: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10108	lard-coated careful terra cotta tongs	0		Monster Level: -10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10109	resourceful terra cotta train of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Maximum MP: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10110	huge censurious veiny terra cotta tie tack	0		Maximum HP: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10111	lightning-fast sage terra cotta tambourine	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Initiative: +40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10112	diluted twirling huge blinking terra cotta tidbits	1		Effect: "Butt-Rock Hair", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2020-12"
10113	dry deionized ghostly terra panna cotta	0		Effect: "You're High as a Crow, Marty", Effect Duration: 22
10114	squat studded Newton's velour voulge	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Damage Absorption: +80, Last Available: "2021-12"
10115	stanky shellacked velour vambraces	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10116	auspicious wholesome velour veil	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10117	double-paned velour viscometer of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10118	mirror Usain Bolt's foul-smelling velour valise	0		Stench Damage: +10, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2021-12"
10119	foul-smelling smartaleck's velour vaqueros	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2021-12"
10120	twisted twirling wobbly velour veneer	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10121	wet deionized huge Velougats&trade;	0		Effect: "Seeing Colors", Effect Duration: 57
10122	dangerous smooth glass suspenders	0		Moxie: +15, Weapon Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10123	mirror glass shield of the bloodbag of the boozehound	0		Maximum HP: +100, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2021-12"
10124	red wool glass stetson of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2021-12"
10125	personal trainer's glass spectacles of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10126	skewed sizzling deadly glass shiv	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2021-12"
10127	gray twirling healthy glass serape of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2021-12"
10128	boiled glass shards	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10129	double-corrupted hard candy	0		Effect: "Ham-Fisted", Effect Duration: 21
10130	boxer's loofah lumberjack's hat of the overflowing toilet	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Head-Scratch", Last Available: "2022-12"
10131	squat squat asbestos-lined loofah lei of the detective	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +20, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Lei Lasso", Last Available: "2022-12"
10132	deadly loofah lederhosen of Calamity Jane	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Hosenzittern", Last Available: "2022-12"
10133	lime green lightning-fast loofah ladle of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Initiative: +40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Stew", Last Available: "2022-12"
10134	supercool loofah legwarmers of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Moxie Percent: +20, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Leglifts", Last Available: "2022-12"
10135	frightening lion tamer's loofah lavalier	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Lava", Last Available: "2022-12"
10136	compressed loofah lumps	1		Last Available: "2022-12"
10137	adjusted irradiated chocolate-covered loofah	0		Effect: "Glo-Face", Effect Duration: 61
10138	dog trainer's grievous flagstone flag	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Experience (familiar): +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagellate", Last Available: "2022-12"
10139	veiny flagstone flail of the glutton	0		Maximum HP: +10, Food Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagflog", Last Available: "2022-12"
10140	lime green wool flagstone flip-flops of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Flap Flip", Last Available: "2022-12"
10141	upside-down experienced stylish flagstone fez	0		Moxie: +25, Experience: +2, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Fez Ritual", Last Available: "2022-12"
10142	hardy quilted flagstone fleece	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum HP: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Fleece Flex", Last Available: "2022-12"
10143	wobbly curative Sinatra's flagstone fringe	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Foxtrot", Last Available: "2022-12"
10144	twisted olive flagstone flagments	1		Effect: "Human-Machine Hybrid", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2022-12"
10145	moist altered squat Flag by the Foot&trade;	0		Effect: "Irresistible Resolve", Effect Duration: 61
10146	elf sleeper agent	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10147	olive red-and-green microcamera	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10148	cobbled-together Meat detector of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10149	unsweetened cold-filtered bouncing ghostly tin thermos of chai	0		Effect: "Go-Gone", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2019-12"
10150	altered prototype stimulant	1		Effect: "Bloody Bloody Bloody!", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2019-12"
10151	shaking MacGyver's tailored vest	0		Maximum MP: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10152	green sew-on bandage	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10153	really nice net	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10154	pulsating prompt elf army poncho	0		Adventures: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10155	spoiled small red elf army field rations	2	crappy	Last Available: "2019-12"
10156	gingernade	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10157	frightening shellacked discarded bowtie	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Spooky Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10158	lousy upside-down martiny	3	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10159	tumbling tryptophan dart	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10160	quantum alkaline fuchsia licorice snake	0		Effect: "Nightstalkin'", Effect Duration: 57
10161	quantum altered virgin jello shot	0		Effect: "L'instinct F&eacute;lin", Effect Duration: 59
10162	polarized mutated candy lump	0		Effect: "Tingly Wrists", Effect Duration: 30
10163	warmed jittery government-issued candy	0		Effect: "Elemental Mastery", Effect Duration: 54
10164	triple-chilled energized pressed jittery Pneumo bar	0		Effect: "Intimidating Mien", Effect Duration: 14
10165	maroon narrow mint condition Lil' Doctor&trade; bag	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-02"
10166	wobbly thinker's Lil' Doctor&trade; bag of wisdom	0		Mysticality: 25, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Otoscope", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Reflex Hammer", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Chest X-Ray", Last Available: "2019-02"
10168	huge blood bag	0		
10169	normal bloodstick	3	good	
10170	lousy bottle of Sanguiovese	4	decent	
10171	normal pulsating actual blood sausage	3	good	
10172	hand-crafted mulled blood	3	EPIC	
10173	stale super-sized blood snowcone	5	decent	
10174	bad Red Russian	3	decent	
10175	bland blood roll-up	4	decent	
10176	delicious weak bottle of blood	2	awesome	
10177	special moldy blood-soaked sponge cake	3	crappy	Effect: "Paging Betty", Effect Duration: 15
10178	hand-crafted watered-down cyan vampagne	2	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
10179	yummy plain snowcone	4	awesome	
10180	squat Booke of Vampyric Knowledge	0		
10181	money bag	0		
10182	money bag	0		
10183	yellow narrow twirling money bag	0		
10184	Thwaitgold mosquito statuette	0		
10185	pulsating bucket of Vampyre blood	0		
10186	blood knife	0		Lasts Until Rollover
10187	PirateRealm membership packet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-04"
10188	blinking narrow PirateRealm guest pass	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10189	squat wobbly Jeselnik's savvy brainy PirateRealm eyepatch	0		Mysticality: +5, Mysticality Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10190	bloody harpoon	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10191	compass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10192	skull key	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10193	curious anemometer	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10194	blue Red Roger's flag	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10195	Glass Jack's spyglass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10196	recursed compass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10197	upside-down tomb-opener	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10198	Red Roger's map	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10199	spoiled crabsicle	3	crappy	Last Available: "2019-04"
10200	melty plastic grenade	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10201	watered-down mediocre teal upside-down narrow bottle of dark rhum	2	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10202	weak acceptable bottle of extra-dark rhum	2	good	Last Available: "2019-04"
10203	bad bottle of super-extra-dark rhum	4	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10204	super-adjusted tumbling lime green pirate shaving cream	0		Effect: "20/20 Vision", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2019-04"
10205	wool conquistador's breastplate of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2019-04"
10206	greasy pirate pantaloons of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2019-04"
10207	lime green [glitch season reward name]	0		
10208	signal fragment	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10209	windicle	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10210	lightning-fast sizzling pirate radio ring	0		Hot Damage: +10, Initiative: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10211	upside-down Island Drinkin', a Tiki Mixology Odyssey	0		Skill: "Tiki Mixology", Last Available: "2019-04"
10212	tasty pineapple slab	3	awesome	Last Available: "2019-04"
10213	yummy spinning hibiscus petal	3	awesome	Last Available: "2019-04"
10214	irradiated mirror huge mint leaf	0		Effect: "Rushtacean'", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2019-04"
10215	cocoa of youth	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10216	diluted narrow gray ice molecule	1		Last Available: "2019-04"
10217	Red Roger's reliquary	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10218	Red Roger's right hand	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10219	Red Roger's left hand	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10220	Red Roger's right foot	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10221	purple Red Roger's left foot	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10222	blinking Red Roger's skull	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10223	altered blinking pewter shavings	1		Last Available: "2019-04"
10224	Red Roger tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10225	PirateRealm fun-a-log	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10226	plush sea serpent of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Monster Level: -100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10227	diet decent pirate fork	1	???	Last Available: "2019-04"
10228	Scurvy and Sobriety Prevention	0		Skill: "Prevent Scurvy and Sobriety", Last Available: "2019-04"
10229	bouncing ring	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10230	green aromatic double-paned piratical blunderbuss	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2019-04"
10231	energetic rock-hard PirateRealm party hat of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2019-04"
10232	watered-down bad Island Landslide	2	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10233	acceptable weak blinking Island Thunderstorm	2	good	Last Available: "2019-04"
10234	smooth weak gray narrow Island Hurricane	2	awesome	Last Available: "2019-04"
10235	tolerable Skull Punch	4	good	Last Available: "2019-04"
10236	fancy hand-crafted triple-distilled jittery Electric Punch	6	EPIC	Effect: "Fifty Ways to Bereave Your Lover", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2019-04"
10237	strong hand-crafted special Smuggler's Punch	5	EPIC	Effect: "Aided and Abetted", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2019-04"
10238	perfectly mixed Scorpion Bowl	3	super EPIC	Last Available: "2019-04"
10239	lousy Turtle Bowl	4	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10240	drinkable olive huge Cobra Bowl	3	good	Last Available: "2019-04"
10241	tumbling vampyric cloake pattern	0		Free Pull
10242	nippy manspreader's sage slick vampyric cloake of the storm	0		Moxie: +10, Mysticality Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Monster Level: +10, Cold Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Become a Wolf", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Become a Cloud of Mist", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Become a Bat", Last Available: "2019-03"
10243	blinking plastic pirate hat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10244	energized maroon huge one piece of bubble gum	0		Effect: "Devil Inside", Effect Duration: 69
10245	wobbly olive arcanoferric housing	0		
10246	shaking teal intact medium-wave antenna	0		
10247	18-picohertz resonator crystal	0		
10248	squat blown-out speaker cone	0		
10249	overloaded short-pulse transistor	0		
10250	Fourth of May Cosplay Saber kit	0		Free Pull
10251	olive auspicious banded Fourth of May Cosplay Saber of the storm	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Item Drop: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Use the Force", Last Available: "2019-05"
10252	ring	0		Single Equip
10253	pulsating tumbling Thwaitgold nymph statuette	0		
10254	double-paned ribald nasty Lo Pan's crafty razor-sharp Sinatra's Socratic educational thinker's hewn moon-rune spoon of bravery	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience: +1, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Experience (Moxie): +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Alters Page Text, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Dragoon Platoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spittoon Monsoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Festoon Buffoon", Last Available: "2019-06", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
10255	cartoon harpoon	0		Last Available: "2019-06"
10256	rune-strewn spoon cocoon	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-06"
10257	Beach Comb Box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-07"
10258	shaking aromatic Beach Comb of Calamity Jane of the glutton	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Stench Resistance: +1, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beach Combo", Last Available: "2019-07"
10259	grain of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10260	small pile of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10261	blinking pile of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10262	upside-down pile of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10263	pulsating empty hourglass	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10264	hourglass	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10265	etched hourglass	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10266	extra-corrupted yellow magenta seashell	0		Effect: "Wet Jaw", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2019-07"
10267	flattened cyan seashell	0		Effect: "The Halls of Mysticality", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2019-07"
10268	quadruple-nitrogenated skewed gray gray seashell	0		Effect: "Cold Hands", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2019-07"
10269	wet anodized seashell	0		Effect: "La Bamba", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2019-07"
10270	concentrated seashell	0		Effect: "Puzzle Fury", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2019-07"
10271	bunch of sea grapes	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10272	perfectly mixed weak twirling bottle of sea wine	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2019-07"
10273	altered kelp	1		Effect: "Ogred and Oublietted", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2019-07"
10274	skewed aromatic double-paned chilly dog trainer's Temple Grandin's manspreader's experienced smooth brainy driftwood hat	0		Mysticality: +5, Moxie: +15, Experience: +2, Monster Level: +10, Familiar Weight: +7, Experience (familiar): +1, Cold Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +5, Stench Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10275	prompt greedy aromatic manspreader's therapeutic driftwood pants of Calamity Jane of the sewer of the sweet-tooth of the cheetah	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Monster Level: +10, Stench Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +20, Candy Drop: +100, Initiative: +60, Adventures: +3, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10276	censurious asbestos-lined medical-grade banded dangerous brawny driftwood bracelet of the storm of chilblains of the boozehound	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Weapon Damage: +10, Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Cold Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Booze Drop: +100, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10277	upside-down friendly MacGyver's rock-hard waders	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum MP: +100, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2019-07"
10278	blinking Herculean spearfish fishing spear of courage of the detective	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Spooky Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2019-07"
10279	coward's arcane researcher's rabbitfish fin of Calamity Jane	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Monster Level: -20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10280	piece of coral	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10281	piece of driftwood	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10282	Usain Bolt's rosewater-soaked sinister pirate cutlass	0		Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Initiative: +80, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10283	greedy rosy-cheeked tricorn hat of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2019-07"
10284	reassuring Sinatra's swash buckle of the businessman	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Spooky Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10285	skewed meteorite fragment	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10286	avaricious perfumed nasty meteorite earring	0		Stench Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10287	chilly manspreader's electrified meteorite necklace	0		Monster Level: +10, Cold Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10288	asbestos-lined arcane researcher's meteorite ring	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10289	modified Finnish Fish	0		Effect: "Pasty", Effect Duration: 37
10290	dry magnetized teal tumbling chocolate doubloon	0		Effect: "Always In Motion", Effect Duration: 41
10291	careful manspreader's driftwood beach comb of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Monster Level: 0, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10292	Distant Woods Getaway Brochure	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-08"
10293	stick of firewood	0		Last Available: "2019-08"
10294	electrified whittled tiara of incineration of the glutton	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Food Drop: +100, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2019-08"
10295	olive sharpshooter's steel-toed whittled shorts of temperance	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2019-08"
10296	squat lightning-fast energetic educational whittled flail	0		Experience: +1, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2019-08"
10297	green steel-toed supercool whittled wand of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Moxie Percent: +20, Damage Reduction: 9, Last Available: "2019-08"
10298	inspector's educational whittled flute of the boozehound	0		Experience: +1, Item Drop: +15, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2019-08"
10299	ghostly horrifying nippy supercharged whittled bear figurine	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Cold Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-08"
10300	bouncing twirling coward's Da Vinci's whittled owl figurine of the businessman	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Monster Level: -20, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-08"
10301	beefcake's whittled fox figurine of James Dean of bravery	0		Muscle: +25, Experience (Moxie): +3, Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-08"
10302	lion tamer's hardy boxer's strapping whittled walking stick	0		Muscle: +5, Muscle Percent: +10, Maximum HP: +50, Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2019-08"
10303	bland campfire hot dog	3	decent	Last Available: "2019-08"
10304	decent campfire baked potato	3	good	Last Available: "2019-08"
10305	massive moldy twirling blinking campfire s'more	10	crappy	Last Available: "2019-08"
10306	normal bite-sized campfire beans	1	good	Last Available: "2019-08"
10307	miniature stale enchanted campfire stew	2	decent	Effect: "BOOsted", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2019-08"
10308	campfire coffee	1	crappy	Last Available: "2019-08"
10309	ionized dry leftover chocolate bar	0		Effect: "Sweet Incentive", Effect Duration: 29
10310	rare Meat isotope	0		
10311	burnt stick	0		Last Available: "2019-08"
10312	bundle of firewood	0		Last Available: "2019-08"
10313	shaking campfire smoke	0		
10314	yellow Murgatroyd diode	0		
10315	signal receiver	0		
10316	blinking squat space shield	0		
10317	shaking teal signal jammer	0		Single Equip
10318	low-pressure oxygen tank	0		Single Equip
10319	Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette	0		
10320	stale small space chowder	2	decent	
10321	fancy acceptable space wine	3	good	Effect: "Bone Homie", Effect Duration: 20
10322	teal The Imploded World	0		Skill: "Implode Universe"
10323	packaged Pocket Professor	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-09"
10324	Pocket Professor memory chip	0		
10325	twirling Law of Averages	0		
10332	Unopened Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-10"
10333	mirror chilly strapping Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper of temperance	0		Muscle: +5, Cold Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Avoid Attack: 1, Last Available: "2019-10"
10334	unopened diabolic pizza cube box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-11"
10335	diabolic pizza cube	0		Last Available: "2019-11"
10336	diabolic pizza	3	???	Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-11"
10337	adequate super-sized bu&ntilde;uelos Jaliscos	5	good	Last Available: "2019-12"
10338	half-sized bland flan del mar	2	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10339	moldy bouncing Baja sopapilla	3	crappy	Last Available: "2019-12"
10340	padded plastic Mer-kin baker	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Last Available: "2019-12"
10341	tumbling beefcake's plastic sea elf	0		Muscle: +25, Last Available: "2019-12"
10342	lard-coated plastic yuleviathan	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2019-12"
10343	blurry plastic dolphin &quot;orphan&quot; of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10344	mirror brainy plastic Dolph Bossin	0		Mysticality: +5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10345	narrow jittery shaking red-spotted snapper roe	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10346	special normal maroon blurry mana-coated yams	3	good	Effect: "Newt Gets In Your Eyes", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2019-11"
10347	normal purple mana-basted tofurkey leg	4	good	Last Available: "2019-11"
10348	small fancy bland mana-fortified cranberry sauce	2	decent	Effect: "Healthy Red Glow", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2019-11"
10349	immense spoiled spinning mana-stuffed herbal stuffing	7	crappy	Last Available: "2019-11"
10350	human musk	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10351	anodized Vulcanized patch of extra-warm fur	0		Effect: "Sharpened Sweet Tooth", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2019-12"
10352	powdered industrial lubricant	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10353	pressed concentrated altered shaking unfinished pleasure	0		Effect: "Litterboxing", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2019-12"
10354	compressed jittery vial of humanoid growth hormone	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10355	pickled a bug's lymph	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10356	ionized red narrow jittery organic potpourri	0		Effect: "Meadulla Oblongota", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2019-12"
10357	hand-crafted boot flask	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2019-12"
10358	oxidized infernal snowball	0		Effect: "Stop and Smell the Fudge", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2019-12"
10359	jittery madness	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10360	boiled bouncing fish sauce	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10361	super-sized toothsome purple guffin	5	awesome	Last Available: "2019-12"
10362	modified narrow Shantix&trade;	1		Effect: "Heart of Pink", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2019-12"
10363	huge goodberry	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10364	boiled non-Euclidean angle	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10365	activated peppermint syrup	0		Effect: "Permanent Halloween", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2019-12"
10366	anodized Mer-kin eyedrops	0		Effect: "Halloweeny", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2019-12"
10367	quantum quadruple-ionized oxidized twirling extra-strength goo	0		Effect: "The Power of Negative Thinking", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2019-12"
10368	envelope full of Meat	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10369	boiled livid energy	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10370	micronova	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10371	distilled beggin' cologne	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10372	squat forbidden personal trainer's oxygenated eggnog helmet	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Adventure Underwater, Last Available: "2019-12"
10373	hand-knitted diving booties	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10374	twirling peppermint harpoon gun	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10375	magnetized quantum blurry concentrated fish broth	0		Effect: "Memory of Resilience", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2019-12"
10376	quadruple-ionized colloidal huge liquid SONAR	0		Effect: "Boon of the War Snapper", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2019-12"
10377	blinking map to Dolph Bossin's hideout	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10378	Dolph Bossin's charity note	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10379	coward's sage weightlifter's Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat	0		Muscle: +15, Mysticality Percent: +10, Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2019-12"
10380	shaking The Spirit of Giving	0		Skill: "The Spirit of Taking", Last Available: "2019-12"
10381	The Spirit of Giving (used)	0		Skill: "The Spirit of Taking", Last Available: "2019-12"
10382	maroon Crimbo Factory surprise box	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10383	soggy gingerbread chunk	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10384	cold-filtered salty gumdrop	0		Effect: "Ermine Eyes", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2019-12"
10385	shellacked beefy ribbon candy ascot	0		Muscle: +10, Damage Reduction: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10386	moist Crimbo spices	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10387	teal blinking intact anemone spike	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10388	nippy anemoney clip	0		Cold Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10389	blinking runny icing	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10390	dehydrated super-sweet fish goo (spoiled)	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10391	rock-hard forbidden icing poncho of chilblains	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Damage Reduction: 5, Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2019-12"
10392	pulsating Mer-kin cookiestove	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10393	oxidized energized upside-down glob of salty molasses	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Pervy Noodles", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2019-12"
10394	bouncing tumbling toasty clever Mer-kin rollpin	0		Maximum MP: +20, Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10395	blinking personalizable gingerbread cookie	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10396	tinsel fin	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10397	tasty bowl of mernudo	3	awesome	Last Available: "2019-12"
10398	tolerable blurry fishelada	4	good	Last Available: "2019-12"
10399	snack-sized moldy mirror ojo de pez burrito	2	crappy	Last Available: "2019-12"
10400	waterlogged wood	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10401	waterlogged cloth	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10402	purple waterlogged stuffing	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10403	waterlogged	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10404	waterlogged	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10405	shaking Temple Grandin's studded nutcracker hat	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2019-12"
10406	yellow shellacked occult nutcracker waistcoat	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2019-12"
10407	Fonzie's nutcracker pants of the sewer	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2019-12"
10408	Jeselnik's nutcracker boots of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10409	yellow aromatic sinister nutcracker sword	0		Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10410	forbidden Rosewater's nutcracker drumstick	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2019-12"
10411	prompt dog trainer's nutcracker beard	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10412	zippy coward's nutcracker cape	0		Monster Level: -20, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2019-12"
10413	lion tamer's resourceful nutcracker epaulets	0		Maximum MP: +50, Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10414	blue nutcracker figurine	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10415	moldy spinning salt plum	4	crappy	Last Available: "2019-12"
10416	peppermint eel sauce	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10417	delicious snack-sized jittery and bean	2	awesome	Last Available: "2019-12"
10418	fuchsia frosty Jim Carey's kelp-holly gun of doom	0		Monster Level: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2019-12"
10419	hardy sinister Yuleviathan necklace	0		Spell Damage: +10, Maximum HP: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10420	mirror inspector's scandalous peppermint spine	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2019-12"
10421	up-at-dawn soggy elf shoes of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Adventures: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10422	wizardly Crimbylow-rise jeans of dire peril	0		Mysticality: +25, Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2019-12"
10423	narrow steel-toed kelp-holly drape of temperance	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10424	wholesome beefy Staff of the Peppermint Twist of the sewer of the detective	0		Muscle: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +25, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2019-12"
10425	moldy enchanted twirling tempura and bean	4	crappy	Effect: "Physicali Tea", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2019-12"
10426	smooth salt plum sake	3	awesome	Last Available: "2019-12"
10427	unsweetened fuchsia pressurized potion of possessiveness	0		Effect: "Chunky", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2019-12"
10428	cold-filtered dry skewed almond	0		Effect: "The Style... of the Future", Effect Duration: 18
10429	altered handful of mixed nuts	0		Effect: "Chorale of Companionship", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2019-12"
10430	huge blinking gray nutcracking pliers	0		
10431	Retrospecs try-at-home kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-01"
10432	mansplainer's sinister arcane researcher's Retrospecs	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Spell Damage: +10, Monster Level: +15, Single Equip, Free Pull, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Detect Weakness", Last Available: "2020-01"
10433	unopened Bird-a-Day calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-01"
10434	skewed Bird-a-Day calendar	0		Last Available: "2020-01"
10437	mint-in-box Powerful Glove	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-02"
10438	perfumed medical-grade strapping Powerful Glove of the storm of Leguizamo	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Monster Level: +20, Stench Resistance: +5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Replace Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Shrink Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Invisible Avatar", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Triple Size", Last Available: "2020-02"
10439	jittery enhanced signal receiver	0		
10440	status cymbal	0		Last Available: "2020-02"
10441	wholesome personal trainer's experienced Drip harness	0		Experience: +2, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +10
10442	frosty drippy truncheon	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
10443	Driplet	0		
10444	drippy snail shell	0		
10445	normal drippy nugget	3	drippy	
10446	perfectly mixed glass of drippy wine	4	drippy	
10447	half-sized adequate spinning drippy caviar	2	drippy	
10448	stale drippy plum(?)	3	drippy	
10449	tumbling drippy stake of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Single Equip
10450	bouncing The Eye of the Thing in the Basement	0		
10451	green drippy khakis	0		Drippy Resistance: +5
10452	drippy shield	0		Drippy Resistance: +10
10453	The Fingernail of the Thing in the Basement	0		
10454	coin	0		
10455	mushroom	0		
10456	green deluxe mushroom	0		
10457	skewed super deluxe mushroom	0		
10458	colloidal dry squat fizzy soda	0		Effect: "Wet Willied", Effect Duration: 60
10459	oxidized blue healthy juice	0		Effect: "Feet of Grapefruit", Effect Duration: 57
10460	lime green upside-down hammer	0		Plumber Power: 1, Plumber Stat: "Muscle"
10461	hammer	0		Plumber Power: 2, Plumber Stat: "Muscle"
10462	twirling lime green fire flower	0		Plumber Power: 1, Plumber Stat: "Mysticality"
10463	bouncing bonfire flower	0		Plumber Power: 2, Plumber Stat: "Mysticality"
10464	work boots	0		Single Equip, Plumber Power: 1, Plumber Stat: "Moxie"
10465	boots	0		Single Equip, Plumber Power: 2, Plumber Stat: "Moxie"
10466	Annie Oakley's cape	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20
10467	Oprah's wizardly back shell	0		Mysticality: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +50
10468	jittery spiky back shell	0		Thorns: 1
10469	power pants	0		Maximum PP: +1
10470	fuchsia Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette	0		
10471	Plumber's Union Handbook	0		
10472	smooth bony back shell	0		Moxie: +15
10473	bouncing frosty button	0		Single Equip
10474	irradiated wet dry tumbling blooper ink	0		Effect: "Neutered Nostrils", Effect Duration: 65
10475	jittery coin	0		
10476	tumbling rubber doll head	0		
10477	rubber doll body	0		
10478	plastic doll arms	0		
10479	plastic doll legs	0		
10480	rubber baby doll	0		Damage Aura: 1
10481	Better Shrooms and Gardens catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-03"
10482	packet of mushroom spores	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10483	free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10484	plump free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10485	bulky free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10486	free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10487	immense free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10488	colossal free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10489	miniature toothsome mushroom filet	2	awesome	Last Available: "2020-03"
10490	mushroom slab	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10491	altered olive tumbling shaking mushroom tea	1		Last Available: "2020-03"
10492	lousy strong mushroom whiskey	5	decent	Last Available: "2020-03"
10493	shellacked mushroom cap of the cheetah of Flo-Jo	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Initiative: 160, Last Available: "2020-03"
10494	twirling fuchsia dog trainer's Herculean smooth mushroom shield of the detective	0		Moxie: +15, Experience (Muscle): +1, Experience (familiar): +1, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2020-03"
10495	narrow cyan perfumed lard-coated Temple Grandin's healthy mushroom pants	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +7, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2020-03"
10496	double-paned dog trainer's veiny quilted mushroom badge	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum HP: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-03"
10497	house-sized mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10498	pristine piranha seed	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10499	plastic piranha pot	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10500	ionized dry olive piranha pollen	0		Effect: "Certainty", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2020-03"
10501	spinning plumber's boots	0		Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Plumber Jump"
10502	huge jittery sinistral homunculus	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-04"
10503	beefcake's kettle bell	0		Muscle: +25, Last Available: "2020-04"
10504	wicked glued-together crystal ball	0		Spell Damage: +5, Last Available: "2020-04"
10505	blue dance instructor's martini dregs	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Last Available: "2020-04"
10506	blurry skewed wizardly flickering flashlight	0		Mysticality: +25, Last Available: "2020-04"
10507	crumbling rabbit's foot of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-04"
10508	horrifying outmoded fidget toy	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-04"
10509	chaotic flimsy ski pole	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2020-04"
10510	curative discarded finger painting	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2020-04"
10511	blinking scandalous pizza box	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2020-04"
10512	skewed strapping chipped coffee mug of the blizzard	0		Muscle: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-04"
10513	bouncing flame-retardant Left-Hand Man action figure	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2020-04"
10514	twirling drippy seed	0		
10515	drippy grub	0		
10516	jittery olive drippy bezoar	0		
10517	Drip Institute petri dish	0		
10518	drippy ichor	0		
10519	drippy enzyme	0		
10520	drippy salt	0		
10521	drippy pigment	0		
10522	narrow drippy bromide	0		
10523	skewed drippy flux	0		
10524	drippy stein	0		
10525	drinkable drippy pilsner	3	drippy	
10526	drippy staff	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drip Blast"
10528	spinning drippy orb	0		
10529	lustrous drippy orb	0		
10530	family-friendly gory drippy orb	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1
10531	annealed drippy orb	0		Drippy Resistance: +5
10532	Guzzlr application	0		Free Pull
10533	quilted Guzzlr tablet of the detective	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2020-05"
10534	upside-down Guzzlr cocktail set	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10535	skewed gray Guzzlrbuck	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10536	Guzzlr hat	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10537	spinning Guzzlr shoes	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-05"
10538	lime green blurry Guzzlr pants	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10539	narrow forbidden Guzzlr souvenir stein	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2020-05"
10540	wobbly Guzzlr tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10541	tolerable weak shaking Ghiaccio Colada	2	good	Last Available: "2020-05"
10542	enchanted drinkable watered-down Sourfinger	2	good	Effect: "Jerky, Boy", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2020-05"
10543	strong tolerable Nog-on-the-Cob	5	good	Last Available: "2020-05"
10544	perfectly mixed Steamboat	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2020-05"
10545	watered-down smooth Buttery Boy	2	awesome	Last Available: "2020-05"
10546	Never Don't Stop Not Striving	0		Skill: "Always Never Not Guzzling", Last Available: "2020-05"
10547	blinking Socratic clown car key of the storm	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2020-08"
10548	blurry sizzling extremely unsafe deadly batting cage key	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10549	perfumed strapping aqu&iacute; of the dark arts	0		Muscle: +5, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10550	narrow Annie Oakley's vibrating quilted knob labinet key	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2020-08"
10551	nippy slick weremoose key of the cheetah	0		Moxie: +10, Cold Damage: +10, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2020-08"
10552	foul-smelling peg key	0		Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10553	sinister kekekey	0		Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10554	lightning-fast rabbit's foot key	0		Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2020-08"
10555	lion tamer's knob shaft skate key of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2020-08"
10556	blinking knitted coward's ice key of mayonnaise	0		Monster Level: -20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2020-08"
10557	anchovy can key of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2020-08"
10558	frosty smartaleck's cactus key	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10559	sinister f'c'le sh'c'le k'y of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10560	shellacked stylish treasure chest key	0		Moxie: +25, Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2020-08"
10561	steel-toed savvy demonic key of the empath	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Damage Reduction: 9, Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10562	key sausage of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2020-08"
10563	studded knob treasury key of the brazier	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-08"
10564	yellow lightning-fast supercharged fortified scrap key	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2020-08"
10565	medical-grade rose key of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10566	music box key of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Last Available: "2020-08"
10567	executive beefy actual skeleton key	0		Muscle: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2020-08"
10568	knitted lard-coated deep-fried key of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2020-08"
10569	Oprah's discarded bike lock key of the glutton	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2020-08"
10570	Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette	0		
10571	Manual of Lock Picking	0		Skill: "Lock Picking", Last Available: "2020-08"
10572	magnetized marshroom	0		Effect: "Engorged Weapon", Effect Duration: 69
10573	bag of Iunion stones	0		Free Pull
10574	yellow blurry Iunion Crown	0		Last Available: "2020-06"
10575	drippy candy bar	0		
10576	ionized salty drippy candy bar	0		Effect: "Nature's Bounty", Effect Duration: 36
10577	ionized quadruple-colloidal writhing drippy candy bar	0		Effect: "Angry Bone", Effect Duration: 19
10578	improved gooey drippy candy bar	0		Effect: "Night Vision", Effect Duration: 23
10579	baby camelCalf	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-07"
10580	dromedary drinking helmet	0		
10581	ghostly packaged SpinMaster&trade; lathe	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-08"
10582	cyan SpinMaster&trade; lathe	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10583	flimsy hardwood scraps	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10584	twirling wool birch battery of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Cold Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-08"
10585	lightning-fast wool Sinatra's ebony epee	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Cold Resistance: +1, Initiative: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Disarming Thrust", Last Available: "2020-08"
10586	cyan miser's strapping weeping willow wand of wisdom	0		Muscle: +5, Mysticality: +15, Meat Drop: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Barrage of Tears", Last Available: "2020-08"
10587	smelly wholesome beechwood blowgun of the sweet-tooth	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Candy Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Poison Dart", Last Available: "2020-08"
10588	healthy fortified maple magnet of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-08"
10589	Dreadsylvanian hemlock	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10590	friendly curative hemlock helm of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Familiar Weight: +3, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10591	sweaty balsam	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10592	medical-grade supercool balsam barrel of James Dean	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience (Moxie): +3, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10593	redwood	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10594	frozen blurry redwood rain stick	0		Effect: "Amorous Avarice", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2020-08"
10595	purpleheart logs	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10596	toasty hale purpleheart &quot;pants&quot; of the storm	0		Maximum HP: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10597	wormwood stick	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10598	rosewater-soaked reassuring razor-sharp wormwood wedding ring of the ox of Calamity Jane	0		Muscle: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Spooky Resistance: +1, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-08"
10599	Dripwood slab	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10600	gray drippy diadem	0		Drippy Resistance: +15, Last Available: "2020-08"
10601	Thwaitgold slug statuette	0		
10602	frosty ert grey goo ring	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
10603	upside-down fistful of wood shavings	0		
10604	Yeg's Motel ashtray	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10605	cyan Yeg's Motel alarm clock	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10606	warmed quantum Yeg's Motel toothbrush	0		Effect: "Oiled Skin", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2020-09"
10607	magnetized triple-liquefied Yeg's Motel hand soap	0		Effect: "Booing Radly", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2020-09"
10608	Yeg's Motel sewing kit	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10609	adequate huge ghostly Yeg's Motel pillow mint	7	good	Last Available: "2020-09"
10610	Yeg's Motel disposable razor	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10611	liquefied corrupted Vulcanized Yeg's Motel mouthwash	0		Effect: "Winklered", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2020-09"
10612	yellow nasty Yeg's Motel shower cap of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Stench Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-09"
10613	Yeg's Motel bathrobe of the dark arts of incineration	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-09"
10614	stanky crafty Yeg's Motel slippers	0		Maximum MP: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-09"
10615	Yeg's Motel stationery	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10616	olive Yeg's Motel minibar key	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10617	upside-down sizzling desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10618	frost-rimed desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10619	uncanny desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10620	nasty desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10621	spinning greasy desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10622	blue chess set	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10623	lime green onyx king	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10624	onyx queen	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10625	onyx rook	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10626	cyan onyx bishop	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10627	gray onyx knight	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10628	onyx pawn	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10629	alabaster king	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10630	jittery alabaster queen	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10631	tumbling jittery alabaster rook	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10632	alabaster bishop	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10633	jittery alabaster knight	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10634	alabaster pawn	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10635	bagged Cargo Cultist Shorts	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-09"
10636	pulsating pulsating arcane researcher's wizardly Cargo Cultist Shorts of courage of bravery	0		Mysticality: +25, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Spooky Resistance: 8, Last Available: "2020-09"
10637	red narrow complicated device	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10638	acceptable weak flask of moonshine	2	good	Last Available: "2020-09"
10639	jittery lion tamer's Tesla sea-worn candlestick of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Experience (familiar): +2, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2020-09"
10640	Universal Seasoning	0		
10641	oxidized concentrated null-day exploit	0		Effect: "Sparkly!", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2025-12"
10642	flame orb	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10643	snack-sized stale chocolate chip muffin	2	decent	
10644	Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-10"
10645	purple Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read)	0		Last Available: "2020-10"
10646	packaged knock-off retro superhero cape	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-11"
10647	Vampire Slicer trench cape	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +50, Hot Resistance: +3, Cold Resistance: +3, Spooky Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +3
10648	skewed box o' ghosts	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10649	gregarious ghostling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10650	grinning ghostling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10651	greedy ghostling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10652	subscription cocoa dispenser	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10653	super-unsweetened pulsating maroon fortifying hot cocoa	0		Effect: "Scorpio Rising", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2020-12"
10654	nitrogenated boiling hot cocoa	0		Effect: "Fifty Ways to Bereave Your Lover", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2020-12"
10655	deionized mirror cool hot cocoa	0		Effect: "Engorged Weapon", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2020-12"
10656	oxidized polarized olive overly-fancy hot cocoa	0		Effect: "Stands Alone", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2020-12"
10657	wet blinking hot cocoa au beurre	0		Effect: "All Is Forgiven", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2020-12"
10658	quadruple-vacuum-sealed super-modified hot cocoa with rainbow marshmallows	0		Effect: "Pumped Stomach", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2020-12"
10659	Book of Old-Timey Carols of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2020-12"
10660	strapping Crimbo smile	0		Muscle: +5, Last Available: "2020-12"
10661	Annie Oakley's SalesCo sample kit	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2020-12"
10662	warmed corrupted dry candy harmonica	0		Effect: "Devil Inside", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2020-12"
10663	ionized extra-cold-filtered extra-frozen yellow sugar	0		Effect: "Anytwo Five Elevenis?", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2020-12"
10664	cold-filtered huge multi-level marzipan	0		Effect: "Mitre Cut", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2020-12"
10665	narrow hale plastic Crimbo caroler	0		Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2020-12"
10666	plastic multi-level marketer of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Last Available: "2020-12"
10667	plastic Crimbo cheer of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-12"
10668	stanky plastic Mirth	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-12"
10669	boxer's plastic Penny	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Last Available: "2020-12"
10670	overflowing gift basket	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10671	personalized wassail stein	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10672	jittery gray tabletop candy dispenser	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10673	lime green supercool neck wreath	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10674	MacGyver's shining star cap	0		Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2020-12"
10675	ruddy nativity shorts	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2020-12"
10676	twirling mansplainer's myrrh pouch of the cheetah	0		Monster Level: +15, Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10677	blurry Jim Carey's stylish frankincenser	0		Moxie: +25, Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2020-12"
10678	forbidden gilded trumpet of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: 150, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10679	dance instructor's &quot;reusable&quot; grocery bag	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-12"
10680	blurry stiffened wine carrier	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-12"
10681	squat Fonzie's candy bucket	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-12"
10682	super-adjusted prescription teeth whitener	0		Effect: "Hot Blooded", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2020-12"
10683	deionized skewed ghostly imported lemon lozenge	0		Effect: "Fudgehound", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2020-12"
10684	oxidized hermedisiac cologne	0		Effect: "Limber as Mortimer", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2020-12"
10685	tumbling government food shipment	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10686	government booze shipment	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10687	lime green government candy shipment	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10688	Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10689	blinking Crimbo Carol tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10690	Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10691	tumbling food drive button	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10692	booze drive button	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10693	pulsating candy drive button	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10694	narrow food mailing list	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10695	fuchsia booze mailing list	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10696	candy mailing list	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10697	blurry knitted fruit bat of the sweet-tooth	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Candy Drop: +100, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10698	Van der Graaf brainy tinsel orb	0		Mysticality: +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Last Available: "2020-12"
10699	jittery friendly Newton's snowpack	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Familiar Weight: +3, Class: "Pastamancer", Last Available: "2020-12"
10700	mirror wool Satan hat of the businessman	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +50, Class: "Sauceror", Last Available: "2020-12"
10701	Usain Bolt's veiny Crimbo stockings	0		Maximum HP: +10, Initiative: +80, Class: "Disco Bandit", Last Available: "2020-12"
10702	censurious poncho de azucar of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Class: "Accordion Thief", Last Available: "2020-12"
10703	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1	0		Skill: "Long Winter's Nap", Last Available: "2020-12"
10704	blinking blinking The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used)	0		Skill: "Long Winter's Nap", Last Available: "2020-12"
10705	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2	0		Skill: "Bowl Full of Jelly", Last Available: "2020-12"
10706	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used)	0		Skill: "Bowl Full of Jelly", Last Available: "2020-12"
10707	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3	0		Skill: "Ashes and Soot", Last Available: "2020-12"
10708	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used)	0		Skill: "Ashes and Soot", Last Available: "2020-12"
10709	cyan The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4	0		Skill: "Eye and a Twist", Last Available: "2020-12"
10710	upside-down The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used)	0		Skill: "Eye and a Twist", Last Available: "2020-12"
10711	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5	0		Skill: "Dimples, How Merry!", Last Available: "2020-12"
10712	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used)	0		Skill: "Dimples, How Merry!", Last Available: "2020-12"
10713	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6	0		Skill: "Chubby and Plump", Last Available: "2020-12"
10714	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used)	0		Skill: "Chubby and Plump", Last Available: "2020-12"
10715	low-calorie stale and pepper (stale)	1	decent	Last Available: "2020-12"
10716	perfectly mixed practically non-alcoholic cranberry margarita (brackish)	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2020-12"
10717	fuzzy polar bear ears	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2020-12"
10718	bouncing nose	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2020-12"
10719	goose mask	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2020-12"
10720	perfectly mixed boozy barrel-aged eggnog	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2020-12"
10721	spoiled special small hand-crafted candy cane	2	crappy	Effect: "Milk Studly", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2020-12"
10722	flavorless drive-thru burger	4	decent	Last Available: "2020-12"
10723	artisanal enchanted Boulevardier cocktail	3	EPIC	Effect: "Space Tripping", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2020-12"
10724	chilled Hotwire&trade; brand candy rope	0		Effect: "Cold Throat", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2020-12"
10725	small moldy bouncing bowl full of jelly	2	crappy	Last Available: "2020-12"
10726	special drinkable Eye and a Twist	4	good	Effect: "Bright!", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2020-12"
10727	enhanced spinning squat teal Chubby and Plump bar	0		Effect: "Loyal Tea", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2020-12"
10728	blue digibritches	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10729	packaged crystal ball	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-01"
10730	crystal ball	0		Initiative: +50, Last Available: "2021-01", Item Drop (sporadic): +25
10731	narrow fresh can of paint	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-12"
10732	fresh coat of paint	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10733	spinning emotion chip	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-02", Skill: "Emotionally Chipped"
10734	ghostly teal spinal-fluid-covered emotion chip	0		Last Available: "2021-02", Skill: "Emotionally Chipped"
10735	robo-battery	0		
10736	Thwaitgold listening bug statuette	0		
10737	power seed	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-03"
10738	shaking potted power plant	0		Last Available: "2021-03"
10739	modified unsweetened battery (AAA)	0		Effect: "Oh Hamlet Hamlet Hamlet Hamlet", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2021-03"
10740	oxidized spinning maroon battery (AA)	0		Effect: "Mystically Oiled", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2021-03"
10741	extra-denatured battery (D)	0		Effect: "Moose Wisdom", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2021-03"
10742	wet battery (9-Volt)	0		Effect: "Banono", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2021-03"
10743	altered battery (lantern)	0		Effect: "Really Deep Breath", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2021-03"
10744	irradiated super-flattened huge tumbling battery (car)	0		Effect: "Weepy, Creepy", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2021-03"
10745	narrow cryptocloak	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10746	mirror marshmallow	0		
10747	weak drinkable marshmallow bomb	2	good	Last Available: "2021-03"
10748	purple packaged backup camera	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-04"
10749	backup camera	0		Maximum HP / MP: +20, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Back-Up to your Last Enemy", Last Available: "2021-04"
10750	shortest-order cook	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-05"
10751	plate	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10752	cold-filtered concentrated vacuum-sealed short beer	0		Effect: "Squirming Like a Toad", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2021-05"
10753	ionized quadruple-quantum jittery short stack of pancakes	0		Effect: "Ocelot Eyes", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2021-05"
10754	quadruple-quantum deionized tumbling short stick of butter	0		Effect: "Supafly", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2021-05"
10755	galvanized extra-corrupted anodized short glass of water	0		Effect: "Extra-Sharp Weapon", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2021-05"
10756	flattened activated activated short	0		Effect: "Uncaged Power", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2021-05"
10757	bouncing Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette	0		
10758	quantum of familiar	0		
10759	green friendly familiar scrapbook of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Familiar Weight: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Show Your Boring Familiar Pictures", Last Available: "2021-06"
10760	packaged familiar scrapbook	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-06"
10761	mirror clan underground fireworks shop	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10762	gravedigger's nasty Jim Carey's fedora-mounted fountain	0		Monster Level: +25, Stench Damage: +5, Spooky Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10763	bouncing toasty savvy sombrero-mounted sparkler of vim and vigor	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Hot Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10764	greedy foul-smelling porkpie-mounted popper of the cheetah	0		Stench Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +20, Initiative: +60, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10765	rocket	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10766	rocket	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10767	rocket	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10768	decent miniature fire crackers	2	good	Last Available: "2021-07"
10769	olive Arr, M80	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10770	ribald manspreader's Catherine Wheel	0		Monster Level: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10771	lightning-fast rock-hard rocket boots	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Initiative: +40, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10772	fireproof sparkler of the early riser	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Adventures: +7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10773	Our Daily Candles&trade; order form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-08"
10774	irradiated Scent of a Human&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Full of Wist", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2021-08"
10775	enhanced The Beast Within&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Memory of Resilience", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2021-08"
10776	flattened boiled blinking purple Salsa Caliente&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Okee-Dokee Go!", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2021-08"
10777	ionized Smoldering Clover&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Rushtacean'", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2021-08"
10778	colloidal wet Napalm In The Morning&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Venomous Weapon", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2021-08"
10779	stanky extra-large utility candle of doom	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10780	censurious careful runed taper candle	0		Monster Level: -10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10781	shaking padded sage novelty sparkling candle of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Mysticality Percent: +10, Damage Absorption: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10782	Jack Frost's dance instructor's Abracandalabra	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10783	Temple Grandin's brainy extra-wide head candle	0		Mysticality: +5, Familiar Weight: +7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10784	boiled jittery natural magick candle	0		Effect: "Rushin' Hands", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2021-08"
10785	modified non-frozen rainbow glitter candle	0		Effect: "Enraged", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2021-08"
10786	cold-filtered irradiated banana candle	0		Effect: "Become Superficially interested", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2021-08"
10787	colloidal ear candle	0		Effect: "Spiritually Awake", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2021-08"
10788	extra-modified maroon votive of confidence	0		Effect: "Helvella Health", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2021-08"
10789	sizzling water candle	0		Hot Damage: +10, Water: 3, Lasts Until Rollover
10790	nasty B. L. A. R. T.	0		Stench Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "B. L. A. R. T. Spray (narrow)", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "B. L. A. R. T. Spray (medium)", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "B. L. A. R. T. Spray (wide)"
10791	Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette	0		
10792	bouncing empty nacho cheese can	0		Water: 1
10793	literal bucket hat	0		Water: 5
10794	squat rainproof barrel caulk	0		
10795	pump grease	0		
10796	narrow yellow packaged industrial fire extinguisher	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-09"
10797	auspicious chaotic ruddy dangerous industrial fire extinguisher of wisdom of terror	0		Mysticality: +15, Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam 'em Up", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Polar Vortex", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam Yourself", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Blast the Area", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Zone Specific", Last Available: "2021-09"
10798	jittery wobbly The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells	0		Skill: "Dead Nostrils", Last Available: "2021-08"
10799	The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read)	0		Skill: "Dead Nostrils", Last Available: "2021-08"
10800	1950 Vampire Vintner wine	1	awesome	Last Available: "2021-10"
10801	fuchsia bottled Vampire Vintner	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-10"
10802	French-Transylvanian Dictionary	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10803	packaged Daylight Shavings Helmet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-11"
10804	friendly medical-grade brawny Daylight Shavings Helmet	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +3, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2021-11"
10805	fancy eggwater	1	crappy	Effect: "Burning Hands", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2021-12"
10806	spoiled half-sized blue bread man	2	crappy	Last Available: "2021-12"
10807	flavorless huge plain candy cane	9	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10808	stale thick shaking flour cookie	5	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10809	greasy plastic food lab	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10810	upside-down coward's plastic nog lab	0		Monster Level: -20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10811	blinking up-at-dawn plastic chem lab	0		Adventures: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10812	smooth plastic primary lab	0		Moxie: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10813	supercool plastic Cheer Core	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10814	packaged medicine cabinet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-12"
10815	medicine cabinet	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10816	blue manspreader's Lo Pan's curative ice crown	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Monster Level: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-12"
10817	narrow reassuring foul-smelling ruddy jeans	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Stench Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-12"
10818	sharpshooter's electrified educational ice wrap	0		Experience: +1, Critical Hit Percent: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-12"
10819	flavorless low-calorie blurry tofu pop	1	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10820	gigantic bland huge bowl of prescription candy	8	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10821	rotten fishcake	3	crappy	Last Available: "2021-12"
10822	small normal bone broth	2	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10823	delicious star pop	3	awesome	Last Available: "2021-12"
10824	perfectly mixed Doc's Fortifying Wine	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2021-12"
10825	triple-distilled drinkable enchanted Doc's Smartifying Wine	10	good	Effect: "Bastard!", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2021-12"
10826	bad Doc's Limbering Wine	3	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10827	weak lousy Doc's Medical-Grade Wine	2	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10828	dried yellow huge Homebodyl&trade;	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10829	dried Extrovermectin&trade;	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10830	denatured Breathitin&trade;	1		Effect: "Swimming Head", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2021-12"
10831	denatured squat Fleshazole&trade;	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10832	pressed ghostly twirling anti-burn cream	0		Effect: "Ginger Snapped", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2021-12"
10833	Vulcanized extra-tarnished anti-freeze cream	0		Effect: "Sleazy Jellied", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2021-12"
10834	modified cold-filtered yellow anti-goosebump cream	0		Effect: "Squirming Like a Toad", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2021-12"
10835	deionized blurry mirror anti-odor cream	0		Effect: "Crimbo Epiphany", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2021-12"
10836	boiled quantum anti-creep cream	0		Effect: "Cookie Backup", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2021-12"
10837	super-quantum bouncing green anti-pain cream	0		Effect: "Coming Up Roses", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2021-12"
10838	hand-crafted Doc's Special Reserve Wine	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2021-12"
10839	diet normal ghostly bread pie	1	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10840	weak acceptable clear Russian	2	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10841	zero-trust tanktop	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10842	Crimbo ball	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10843	Crimbo ball	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10844	gooified animal matter	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10845	gooified vegetable matter	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10846	gooified mineral matter	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10847	apple brown pudding pie	3	EPIC	Effect: "Hoity Toity", Effect Duration: 13
10848	extra-sweet chocolate and pear nog	3	good	Effect: "Hoity Toity", Effect Duration: 33
10849	coagulated plum pudding isomers	2		Effect: "Festively Experimented-Upon", Effect Duration: 50
10850	upside-down upside-down goo magnet	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10851	cozy scarf of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2021-12"
10852	spoiled huge Crimbo cookie	4	crappy	Last Available: "2023-06"
10853	altered fuchsia fleshy putty	0		Effect: "Dreadful Chill", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2021-12"
10854	MacGyver's third ear	0		Maximum MP: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10855	festive egg sac	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10856	poisonsettia	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10857	blue scorching peppermint-scented socks	0		Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2021-12"
10858	bouncing blue the Crymbich Manuscript	0		Skill: "Ancient Crymbo Lore", Last Available: "2021-12"
10859	projectile chemistry set	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10860	Annie Oakley's depleted Crimbonium football helmet	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2021-12"
10861	upside-down synthetic rock	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10862	miniature normal narrow &quot;caramel&quot;	2	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10863	bouncing blurry stiffened self-repairing earmuffs	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Last Available: "2021-12"
10864	educational carnivorous potted plant	0		Experience: +1, Last Available: "2021-12"
10865	mirror universal biscuit	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10866	yule hatchet of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2021-12"
10867	green blinking potato alarm clock	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10868	delicious big lab-grown meat	5	awesome	Last Available: "2021-12"
10869	jittery Annie Oakley's fleece	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2021-12"
10870	olive boxed gumball machine	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10871	cyan ghostly cloning kit	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10872	pants of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2021-12"
10873	rosewater-soaked Jeselnik's can of mixed everything of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Sleaze Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2021-12"
10874	Site Alpha ID badge	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10875	the Crymbich Manuscript (used)	0		Skill: "Ancient Crymbo Lore", Last Available: "2021-12"
10876	spoiled meatball	4	crappy	Last Available: "2021-12"
10877	cloned monster	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10878	mirror meatball machine	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10879	green refurbished air fryer	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10880	boiled pulsating fried air	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10881	11-leaf clover	0		
10882	spinning carton of astral energy drinks	0		
10883	vaporized mirror shaking astral energy drink	1		Effect: "Sneaky Serpentine Subtlety", Effect Duration: 40
10884	mint condition magnifying glass	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
10885	nippy smartaleck's savvy magnifying glass	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Moxie Percent: +30, Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2022-12"
10886	delicious void lager	3	awesome	Last Available: "2022-12"
10887	spoiled pulsating void burger	4	crappy	Last Available: "2022-12"
10888	void stone	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
10889	family-friendly Lo Pan's chaotic fortified void shard	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Spell Critical Percent: 40, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2022-12"
10890	green undrilled cosmic bowling ball	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-01"
10891	cosmic bowling ball	0		Last Available: "2022-01"
10892	combat lover's locket lockbox	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-02"
10893	extremely unsafe combat lover's locket	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip, Gear Drop: [pref(locketPhylum,demon)*50], Last Available: "2022-02"
10894	Thwaitgold protozoa statuette	0		
10895	grey gosling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-03"
10896	tumbling grey down vest	0		Experience (familiar): +2
10897	trojan horseshoe	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10898	teal undamaged Unbreakable Umbrella	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-04"
10899	knitted shellacked fortified occult unbreakable umbrella (broken)	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Damage Absorption: +60, Damage Reduction: 7, Cold Resistance: +3
10900	MayDay&trade; contract	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-05"
10901	squat MayDay&trade; supply package	0		Last Available: "2022-05"
10902	wet denatured frozen emergency glowstick	0		Effect: "Down With Chow", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2022-05"
10903	dog trainer's survival knife	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10904	maroon family-friendly crank-powered radio on a lanyard	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10905	beefy headlamp	0		Muscle: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10906	thermal blanket of Gandalf of chilblains of terror	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10907	mansplainer's atlas of local maps	0		Monster Level: +15, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10908	denatured nitrogenated spare battery	0		Effect: "Abyssal Sweat", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2022-05"
10909	tumbling space blanket	0		Last Available: "2022-05"
10910	oxidized pressed single-use dust mask	0		Effect: "Inappropriate Spirit", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2022-05"
10911	liquefied gaffer's tape	0		Effect: "Hot Hands", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2022-05"
10912	miniature normal twirling 20-lb can of rice and beans	2	good	Last Available: "2022-05"
10913	enchanted ghostly bar of freeze-dried water	1	crappy	Effect: "Anytwo Five Elevenis?", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2022-05"
10914	bland expired MRE	4	decent	Last Available: "2022-05"
10915	fancy moldy cool mint precipice bar	4	crappy	Effect: "Eyes for Miles", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2022-05"
10916	rotten carrot cake precipice bar	4	crappy	Last Available: "2022-05"
10917	The Big Book of Every Skill	0		
10918	Thwaitgold harvestman statuette	0		
10919	packaged June cleaver	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-06"
10920	gray rosewater-soaked smelly June cleaver of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Attacks Can't Miss, Last Available: "2022-06"
10921	special lousy weak Dad's brandy	2	decent	Effect: "Meatwise", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2022-06"
10922	blinking up-at-dawn hale teacher's pen	0		Maximum HP: +20, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2022-06"
10923	adequate snack-sized fire-roasted lake trout	2	good	Last Available: "2022-06"
10924	tiny rotten cyan tumbling guilty sprout	1	crappy	Last Available: "2022-06"
10925	Jack Frost's experienced mother's necklace	0		Experience: +2, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2022-06"
10926	chilled liquefied mirror skewed trampled ticket stub	0		Effect: "Seriously Mutated", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2022-06"
10927	modified quadruple-activated green huge narrow savings bond	0		Effect: "The Halls of Mysticality", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2022-06"
10928	squat designer sweatpants (new stock)	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-07"
10929	designer sweatpants	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flick", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flood", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Spray", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Sip", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Make Sweat-Ade", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drench Yourself in Sweat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sip Some Sweat", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Sweat Out Some Booze", Last Available: "2022-07"
10930	mixed huge sweat-ade	1		Last Available: "2022-07"
10931	pulsating unopened stillsuit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-08"
10932	teal stillsuit	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Damage: +10, Last Available: "2022-08"
10933	thick dinosaur	0		
10934	dinosaur scale	0		
10935	narrow pristine dinosaur feather	0		
10936	ghostly skewed nasty dinosaur spike	0		
10937	nasty pterodactyl rifle	0		Stench Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Snipe Pterodactyl"
10938	birdseed hat	0		
10939	flatusaur gasmask	0		
10940	dinosaur dart	0		
10941	anodized Dino DNAde&trade;	0		Effect: "Flamibili Tea", Effect Duration: 37
10942	dinosaur repellent	0		
10943	squat curative camouflage vest	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
10944	Dinodollar	0		
10945	wobbly valuable dinosaur droppings	0		
10946	dinosaur pheromone kit	0		
10947	shellacked Sinatra's awkward dinosaur research harness of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Experience (Moxie): +5, Damage Reduction: 7
10948	ghostly reflective vest of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15
10949	deadly dinosaur	0		Weapon Damage: +5
10950	green Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette	0		
10951	wobbly packaged Jurassic Parka	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-09"
10952	wobbly chaotic resourceful Jurassic Parka	0		Maximum MP: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Avoid Attack: 1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Engage ultra-attractive parka mode", Last Available: "2022-09"
10953	boxed autumn-aton	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-10"
10954	jittery upside-down autumn-aton	0		Last Available: "2022-10"
10955	tarnished vacuum-sealed lime green autumn leaf	0		Effect: "Hammered", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2022-10"
10956	mediocre AutumnFest ale	3	decent	Last Available: "2022-10"
10957	clever autumn sweater-weather sweater of the sewer of mayonnaise	0		Maximum MP: +20, Stench Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-10"
10958	reassuring toasty clever dance instructor's autumn debris shield	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum MP: +20, Hot Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-10"
10959	snack-sized stale blinking autumn-spice donut	2	decent	Last Available: "2022-10"
10960	enhanced dry autumn dollar	0		Effect: "Flamingly Floral", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2022-10"
10961	frightening boxer's autumn leaf pendant of the boozehound	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +5, Booze Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-10"
10962	twisted spinning purple autumn breeze	1		Last Available: "2022-10"
10963	anodized blinking spinning autumn years wisdom	0		Effect: "Held Closer", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2022-10"
10964	familiar-in-the-middle wrapper	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10965	perfectly mixed enchanted blurry Oopsie IPA	3	EPIC	Effect: "Piratastic", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2022-10"
10966	gray mummified entombed cookbookbat	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-11"
10967	Yeast of Boris	0		Last Available: "2022-11"
10968	St. Sneaky Pete's Whey	0		Last Available: "2022-11"
10969	Vegetable of Jarlsberg	0		Last Available: "2022-11"
10970	gigantic adequate ratatouille de Jarlsberg	10	good	Last Available: "2022-11"
10971	decent Jarlsberg's vegetable soup	4	good	Last Available: "2022-11"
10972	half-sized fancy flavorless roasted vegetable of Jarlsberg	2	decent	Effect: "Browbeaten", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2022-11"
10973	half-sized spoiled special St. Pete's sneaky smoothie	2	crappy	Effect: "Purpose", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2022-11"
10974	yummy Pete's wiley whey bar	4	awesome	Last Available: "2022-11"
10975	bland immense Pete's rich ricotta	8	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
10976	bad Boris's beer	4	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
10977	super-sized decent honey bun of Boris	5	good	Last Available: "2022-11"
10978	stale Boris's bread	4	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
10979	Recipe of Before Yore: ratatouille de Jarlsberg	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "ratatouille de Jarlsberg"
10980	Recipe of Before Yore: Jarlsberg's vegetable soup	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Jarlsberg's vegetable soup"
10981	ghostly Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable of J.	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "roasted vegetable of Jarlsberg"
10982	maroon Recipe of Before Yore: St. Pete's sneaky smoothie	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "St. Pete's sneaky smoothie"
10983	Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's wily whey bar	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Pete's wiley whey bar"
10984	purple Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's rich ricotta	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Pete's rich ricotta"
10985	Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's beer	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Boris's beer"
10986	squat Recipe of Before Yore: honey bun of Boris	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "honey bun of Boris"
10987	twirling Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's bread	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Boris's bread"
10988	massive spoiled upside-down baked veggie ricotta casserole	7	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
10989	delicious plain calzone	3	awesome	Last Available: "2022-11"
10990	normal shaking shaking roasted vegetable focaccia	4	good	Last Available: "2022-11"
10991	normal Pizza of Legend	4	good	Last Available: "2022-11"
10992	snack-sized delicious blurry Calzone of Legend	2	awesome	Last Available: "2022-11"
10993	fuchsia Recipe of Before Yore: Calzone of Legend	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Calzone of Legend"
10994	Recipe of Before Yore: Pizza of Legend	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Pizza of Legend"
10995	wobbly Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable focaccia	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "roasted vegetable focaccia"
10996	Recipe of Before Yore: plain calzone	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "plain calzone"
10997	skewed Recipe of Before Yore: baked veggie ricotta	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "baked veggie ricotta casserole"
10998	mirror cookbookbat book	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10999	Recipe of Before Yore: Deep Dish of Legend	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Deep Dish of Legend"
11000	stale spinning Deep Dish of Legend	3	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
11001	cyan deed to Oliver's Place	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-01"
11002	tumbling red drink chit	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11003	government per-diem	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11004	rosy-cheeked prohie's hat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2024-01"
11005	deionized tumbling imported taffy	0		Effect: "Pie in the Sky", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2024-01"
11006	mansplainer's beefy Charleston shoes	0		Muscle: +10, Monster Level: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-01"
11007	tumbling booze bindle	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11008	bouncing sharpshooter's experienced rare oboe	0		Experience: +2, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2024-01"
11009	upside-down Van der Graaf bullet necklace of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-01"
11010	bland green swamp haunch	3	decent	Last Available: "2024-01"
11011	stanky lion tamer's gator shades	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-01"
11012	milk cap	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11013	artisanal Charleston Choo-Choo	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-01"
11014	weak acceptable Velvet Veil	2	good	Last Available: "2024-01"
11015	weak perfectly mixed Marltini	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-01"
11016	bad olive Strong, Silent Type	3	decent	Last Available: "2024-01"
11017	bad Mysterious Stranger	4	decent	Last Available: "2024-01"
11018	hand-crafted Champagne Shimmy	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-01"
11019	yellow the Sot's parcel	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11020	extremely unsafe ceramic cestus of vim and vigor	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Punch", Last Available: "2023-12"
11021	studded wicked ceramic centurion shield of courage	0		Spell Damage: +5, Damage Absorption: +80, Spooky Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Bash", Last Available: "2023-12"
11022	ribald ceramic celery grater of the sweet-tooth	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Candy Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Grate", Last Available: "2023-12"
11023	fireproof dog trainer's fortified ceramic celsiturometer	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Experience (familiar): +1, Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Boil", Last Available: "2023-12"
11024	twirling frosty Jim Carey's ceramic cerecloth belt of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Monster Level: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Skullgaze", Last Available: "2023-12"
11025	twirling chilly experienced brawny ceramic cenobite's robe	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience: +2, Cold Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Cenobitize", Last Available: "2023-12"
11026	distilled ceramic scree	1		Last Available: "2023-12"
11027	wet huge extra-hard jawbreaker	0		Effect: "Stone-Faced", Effect Duration: 52
11028	mirror lightning-fast coward's thinker's chiffon chevrons	0		Mysticality: +10, Monster Level: -20, Initiative: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11029	Fonzie's chiffon chapeau of extreme caution of courage	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Monster Level: -25, Spooky Resistance: +3, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11030	ribald arcane researcher's chiffon chamberpot of Calamity Jane	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Sleaze Damage: +10, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11031	Usain Bolt's zippy dance instructor's chiffon chemise	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Initiative: 100, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11032	steel-toed razor-sharp beefy chiffon chakram	0		Muscle: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Damage Reduction: 9, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11033	lard-coated chiffon chaps of the brute of the sewer	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11034	altered mirror chiffon carbage	1		Last Available: "2023-12"
11035	altered chiffon lemon	0		Effect: "Hood Ridin'", Effect Duration: 42
11036	rotten chocomotive	3	crappy	Last Available: "2022-12"
11037	miniature stale freightcake	2	decent	Last Available: "2022-12"
11038	drinkable cabooze	4	good	Last Available: "2022-12"
11039	plastic caboose	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11040	plastic passenger car of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2022-12"
11041	razor-sharp plastic dining car	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2022-12"
11042	hardy plastic coal car of the early riser	0		Maximum HP: +50, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2022-12"
11043	Sinatra's plastic locomotive	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Last Available: "2022-12"
11044	shaking packaged model train set	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-12"
11045	pulsating model train set	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11046	Crimbo training manual	0		
11047	wobbly maroon Abuela Crimbo's special magnet	0		
11048	Trainbot radar monocle	0		Single Equip
11049	pile of Trainbot parts	0		
11050	polymerized Trainbot circuitry	0		Effect: "Hairless and Airless", Effect Duration: 31
11051	corrupted maroon Trainbot tubing	0		Effect: "Cruisin' for a Bruisin'", Effect Duration: 13
11052	aerosolized tumbling Trainbot plating	0		Effect: "Sleazy Weapon", Effect Duration: 26
11053	colloidal tarnished huge olive Trainbot optics	0		Effect: "Perfect Hair", Effect Duration: 12
11054	double-denatured triple-chilled narrow Trainbot servomotors	0		Effect: "Hypercubed", Effect Duration: 53
11055	chilled pickled liquefied blurry Trainbot linkages	0		Effect: "Innately Truthy", Effect Duration: 46
11056	mirror ping-pong paddle	0		Single Equip
11057	spinning ping-pong ball	0		
11058	spinning personal trainer's Trainbot harness	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
11059	ping-pong table	0		
11060	Crimbo train emergency brake	0		
11061	ghostly Trainbot autoassembly module	0		
11062	ribald rosy-cheeked brainy head-mounted Trainbot	0		Mysticality: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2022-12"
11063	hardened beefcake's leg-mounted Trainbots of the ox	0		Muscle: 45, Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2022-12"
11064	rock-hard shoulder-mounted Trainbot of the ox of the scaredy-cat	0		Muscle: +20, Damage Reduction: 5, Monster Level: -15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2022-12"
11065	cinnamon machine oil	0		
11066	twirling Crimbo crystal shards	0		
11067	perfectly mixed dregs of a Crimbo cocktail	4	EPIC	
11068	lost elf luggage	0		
11069	squat Trainbot luggage hook	0		Single Equip
11070	adequate honey-drenched ham slice	4	good	
11071	enchanted drinkable blinking wobbly mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine	3	good	Effect: "Mucilaginous Muscle", Effect Duration: 25
11072	spoiled Crimbo food scraps	3	crappy	
11073	arm towel	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11074	narrow ghostly automatic wine thief	0		Single Equip
11075	table-scraper	0		Single Equip
11076	skewed Trainbot slag	0		
11077	twirling wobbly industrially-crushed ice	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11078	diet bland steamed oyster	1	decent	
11079	tumbling really nice lump of coal	0		
11080	ghostly jittery deactivated mini-Trainbot	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11081	steam unit	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11082	huge crystal Crimbo goblet	0		
11083	gray crystal Crimbo platter	0		
11084	hand-crafted Crimbosmopolitan	3	super EPIC	Last Available: "2022-12"
11085	toothsome blurry Crimbo dinner	4	awesome	Last Available: "2022-12"
11086	squat overloaded Yule battery	0		Familiar Weight: +25, Last Available: "2022-12"
11087	train whistle	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11088	The Superconductor's CPU	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2022-12"
11089	shaking unoccupied sheep suit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-12"
11090	bouncing half-height cigar	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11091	grubby wool	0		
11092	lard-coated experienced grubby wool hat of the sweet-tooth	0		Experience: +2, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Candy Drop: +100
11093	energetic grubby wool scarf of Calamity Jane	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Single Equip
11094	friendly curative forbidden grubby wool trousers	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Weight: +3, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
11095	manspreader's hardy grubby wool gloves of Leguizamo of the blizzard	0		Maximum HP: +50, Monster Level: 30, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
11096	blinking grubby wool beerwarmer	0		
11097	artisanal mirror nice warm beer	4	EPIC	
11098	grubby woolball	0		
11099	Rock Garden Guide	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-01"
11100	narrow packet of rock seeds	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11101	ghostly groveling gravel	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11102	dehydrated blurry fruity pebble	1		Last Available: "2023-01"
11103	lodestone	0		Effect: "Loded", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2023-01"
11104	milestone	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11105	ghostly ghostly bolder boulder	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11106	fuchsia molehill mountain	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11107	pulsating bouncing whet stone	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11108	hard rock	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11109	purple ghostly stalagmite	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11110	pulsating chocolate covered ping-pong ball	0		
11112	decent big fuchsia pixel bread	5	good	
11113	special practically non-alcoholic acceptable pixel whiskey	1	good	Effect: "Moose Wisdom", Effect Duration: 45
11114	wobbly blinking pulsating pixel rock	0		
11115	wobbly red S.I.T. Course Voucher	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-02"
11116	S.I.T. Course Completion Certificate	0		Last Available: "2023-02"
11117	frozen vacuum-sealed altered pulsating glob of extra-green chlorophyll	0		Effect: "Pharmaceutically Cool", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2023-02"
11118	enhanced pulsating mushroom	0		Effect: "Slightly Cursed, Mostly Lucky", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2023-02"
11119	ionized lime green five-fingered fern resin	0		Effect: "Knightlife", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2023-02"
11120	decent super good fruit	3	good	Last Available: "2023-02"
11121	twisted pulsating energized spores	1		Effect: "Biologically Shocked", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2023-02"
11122	crafty padded hot pepper	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum MP: +10, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Hot", Last Available: "2023-02"
11123	chilled galvanized out-of-work circus flea	0		Effect: "Drunk With Power", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2023-02"
11124	extra-grubby grub	0		Last Available: "2023-02"
11125	activated activated twirling fire ant pheromones	0		Effect: "Full of Wist", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2023-02"
11126	corrupted skewed bouncing flapper fly	0		Effect: "Extra-Wet", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2023-02"
11127	watered-down tolerable red shot of wasp venom	2	good	Last Available: "2023-02"
11128	magnetized filled mosquito	0		Effect: "Chock Full o' Nanites", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2023-02"
11129	improved irradiated shim of shame shale	0		Effect: "Berry Berry Cold", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2023-02"
11130	unsweetened nitrogenated cyan pebble of proud pyrite	0		Effect: "Drenched With Filth", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2023-02"
11131	altered pile of gritty sand	0		Effect: "Weird Vibrations", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2023-02"
11132	hollow rock	0		Last Available: "2023-02"
11133	boiled alkaline angry agate	0		Effect: "Stop and Smell the Fudge", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2023-02"
11134	double-nitrogenated extra-cold-filtered lump of loyal latite	0		Effect: "Boo Tea", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2023-02"
11135	decent thick blue shadow sausage	5	good	Last Available: "2023-03"
11136	upside-down knitted shadow skin of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2023-03"
11137	warmed blinking narrow shadow flame	0		Effect: "5 Pounds Lighter", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2023-03"
11138	moldy shadow bread	4	crappy	Last Available: "2023-03"
11139	shadow ice	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11140	acceptable shadow fluid	4	good	Last Available: "2023-03"
11141	olive shadow glass	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11142	blurry shadow brick	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11143	shadow sinew	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11144	drinkable bouncing blue shadow venom	4	good	Last Available: "2023-03"
11145	altered shadow nectar	1		Effect: "Donho's Bubbly Ballad", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2023-03"
11146	bouncing avaricious Jim Carey's arcane researcher's shadow stick	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Monster Level: +25, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2023-03"
11147	zippy smooth bat paw	0		Moxie: +15, Initiative: +20
11148	bouncing knitted uncursed bat paw	0		Cold Resistance: +3
11149	Jeselnik's padded goblin cape	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Sleaze Damage: +25, Item Drop: +5
11150	wool uncursed goblin cape	0		Cold Resistance: +1
11151	pulsating dragon wishbone of doom of temperance	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +5
11152	smartaleck's uncursed dragon wishbone	0		Moxie Percent: +30
11153	upside-down up-at-dawn asbestos-lined razor-sharp stats of incineration	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Hot Resistance: +5, Adventures: +5
11154	fuchsia steel-toed uncursed stats	0		Damage Reduction: 9
11155	green ribald Jim Carey's arcane orb	0		Monster Level: +25, Sleaze Damage: +10
11156	twirling energetic uncursed arcane orb	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20
11157	prompt machete	0		Adventures: +3
11158	slick uncursed machete	0		Moxie: +10
11159	spinning blanket	0		
11160	shaking uncursed blanket	0		
11161	tumbling smartaleck's boxer's medallion of Flo-Jo	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Moxie Percent: +30, Initiative: +100
11162	spinning uncursed medallion of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100
11163	Advanced Pig Skinning	0		
11164	twirling The Cheese Wizard's Companion	0		
11165	tumbling Jazz Agent sheet music	0		
11166	Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette	0		
11167	green shadowy cheat sheet	0		Free Pull
11168	closed-circuit phone system	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-03"
11169	closed-circuit pay phone	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11170	blurry shadow lighter	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11171	shadow heptahedron	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11172	fuchsia huge shadow snowflake	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11173	shadow heart	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11174	narrow shadow bucket	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11175	squat mirror shadow wave	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11176	tumbling blurry Rufus's shadow lodestone	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11177	bouncing censurious family-friendly sage shadow chef's hat	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Sleaze Resistance: 4, Last Available: "2023-03"
11178	rosewater-soaked lard-coated smartaleck's shadow trousers	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2023-03"
11179	twirling Van der Graaf shadow hammer of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2023-03"
11180	lime green quilted educational sage shadow monocle	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience: +1, Damage Absorption: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-03"
11181	pulsating shadow candle	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shadow Flame", Last Available: "2023-03"
11182	spoiled upside-down gray shadow hot dog	3	crappy	Last Available: "2023-03"
11183	artisanal huge shadow martini	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-03"
11184	powdered upside-down shadow pill	1		Effect: "Rushtacean'", Effect Duration: 30
11185	squat shadow needle	0		
11186	cursed monkey's paw	0		All Attributes: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, All Resistance: +2, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Slap", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Tickle", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Evil Monkey Eye", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Peace Sign", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Point", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Punch", Last Available: "2023-04"
11187	squat blue monkey glove	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-04"
11188	Vulcanized electrified quadruple-denatured shadow candy	0		Effect: "Eldritch Concentration", Effect Duration: 56
11189	replica Mr. Accessory	0		
11190	jittery replica Dark Jill-O-Lantern	0		
11191	replica hand turkey outline	0		
11192	replica crimbo elfling	0		
11193	fuchsia replica pygmy bugbear shaman	0		
11194	dedigitizer schematic: cyburger	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11195	skewed replica gravy-covered maypole	0		Item Drop: +25
11196	narrow replica wax lips	0		Experience: +3
11197	cyan replica Tome of Snowcone Summoning	0		
11198	pulsating dedigitizer schematic: cybeer	0		Last Available: "2025-12", Softcore Only
11199	rosewater-soaked chilly Tesla replica jewel-eyed wizard hat	0		Cold Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +3, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Magic Missile"
11200	tumbling rock-hard Da Vinci's replica bottle-rocket crossbow of the detective	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Damage Reduction: 5, Item Drop: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire red bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire blue bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire orange bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire purple bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire black bottle-rocket"
11201	Sherlock's supercharged replica navel ring of navel gazing of the brazier of the overflowing toilet	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +25, Single Equip, Item Drop (sporadic): 4.25, Meat Drop (sporadic): 4.25
11202	hardened beefcake's replica V for Vivala mask	0		Muscle: +25, Damage Reduction: 3, Single Equip, Combat Item Damage Percent: 50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Creepy Grin"
11203	olive huge lightning-fast greedy replica haiku katana of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +20, Initiative: +40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Raindrop Attack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summer Siesta", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Falling Leaf Whirlwind", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Winter's Bite Technique", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "The 17 Cuts"
11204	huge replica box of fireworks	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire off a Roman Candle", Item Drop (sporadic): +12.5
11205	replica cotton candy cocoon	0		
11206	green spinning Sherlock's cool replica Elvish sunglasses of the cougar of vim and vigor	0		Moxie: 25, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Item Drop: +25, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play an Accordion Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Guitar Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Drum Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Flute Solo"
11207	tumbling replica squamous polyp	0		
11208	olive replica stone sphere	0		
11209	huge fireproof replica Greatest American Pants of wisdom of the detective	0		Mysticality: +15, Hot Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +20
11210	replica organ grinder	0		
11211	dog trainer's replica Juju Mojo Mask of Gandalf of doom	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Experience (familiar): +1, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
11212	narrow wobbly studded Samson's beefcake's replica Operation Patriot Shield	0		Muscle: +25, Experience (Muscle): +5, Damage Absorption: +80, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Shield", Variable
11213	narrow jittery replica Libram of Resolutions	0		
11214	lion tamer's energetic replica plastic vampire fangs of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Feed"
11215	replica angel	0		
11216	blinking avaricious replica Camp Scout backpack	0		Meat Drop: +30, Drops Items
11217	upside-down replica deactivated nanobots	0		
11218	replica Apathargic Bandersnatch	0		
11219	replica Smith's Tome	0		
11220	wobbly replica over-the-shoulder Folder Holder	0		
11221	replica Order of the Green Thumb Order Form	0		
11222	shrink-wrapped Cincho de Mayo	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-05"
11223	padded baleful Socratic Cincho de Mayo of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spell Damage: +25, Damage Absorption: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Dispense Salt and Lime", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Soundtrack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Fiesta Exit", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Projectile Piñata", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Foul", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Confetti Extravaganza", Last Available: "2023-05"
11224	dedigitizer schematic: psilocyber mushroom	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11225	replica Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab	0		
11226	replica still grill	0		
11227	replica Crimbo sapling	0		
11228	replica puck	0		
11229	blinking blinking replica Chateau Mantegna room key	0		
11230	pulsating bouncing replica Deck of Every Card	0		
11231	replica Source terminal	0		
11232	replica disconnected intergnat	0		
11233	replica Witchess Set	0		
11234	pulsating replica genie bottle	0		
11235	replica space planula	0		
11236	replica unpowered Robortender	0		
11237	replica Neverending Party invitation envelope	0		
11238	shaking replica January's Garbage Tote	0		
11239	replica God Lobster Egg	0		
11240	avaricious greedy replica Fourth of May Cosplay Saber of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Meat Drop: 50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Use the Force"
11241	crafty baleful Rosewater's sage replica Kramco Sausage-o-Matic&trade; of Leguizamo	0		Mysticality Percent: 40, Spell Damage: +25, Maximum MP: +10, Monster Level: +20
11242	jittery Usain Bolt's greasy foul-smelling flame-wreathed hale forbidden cool replica hewn moon-rune spoon of Tarzan of dire peril of the dark arts of mayonnaise	0		Moxie: +5, Experience (Muscle): +3, Weapon Damage: +20, Spell Damage Percent: 150, Maximum HP: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: 60, Initiative: +80, Single Equip, Alters Page Text, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Dragoon Platoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spittoon Monsoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Festoon Buffoon", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
11243	shaking replica baby camelCalf	0		
11244	studded sage cool brainy weightlifter's replica Powerful Glove	0		Muscle: +15, Mysticality: +5, Moxie: +5, Mysticality Percent: +10, Damage Absorption: +80, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Replace Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Shrink Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Invisible Avatar", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Triple Size"
11245	ruddy replica Cargo Cultist Shorts of the ox of the brute of the businessman	0		Muscle: +20, Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Meat Drop: +50
11246	scandalous banded smooth replica industrial fire extinguisher of the ox of the sewer of the sweet-tooth	0		Muscle: +20, Moxie: +15, Damage Absorption: +100, Stench Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +5, Candy Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam 'em Up", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Polar Vortex", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam Yourself", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Blast the Area", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Zone Specific"
11247	huge replica crystal ball	0		Initiative: +50, Item Drop (sporadic): +25
11248	yellow replica emotion chip	0		Skill: "Replica Emotionally Chipped"
11249	scandalous electrified replica Jurassic Parka	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Avoid Attack: 1
11250	shaking replica grey gosling	0		
11251	replica designer sweatpants	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flick", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flood", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Spray", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Sip", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Make Sweat-Ade", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drench Yourself in Sweat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sip Some Sweat", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Sweat Out Some Booze"
11252	squat gray replica plastic pumpkin bucket	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +13, Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.35
11253	blinking replica Ten Dollars	0		
11254	aromatic friendly chaotic replica Cincho de Mayo of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Stench Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Dispense Salt and Lime", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Soundtrack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Fiesta Exit", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Projectile Piñata", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Foul", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Confetti Extravaganza"
11255	bouncing olive Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette	0		
11256	shrink-wrapped 2002 Mr. Store Catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-06"
11257	teal 2002 Mr. Store Catalog	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11258	chaotic padded deadly experienced educational &quot;I survived Y2K&quot; T-Shirt of courage	0		Experience: 3, Weapon Damage: +5, Damage Absorption: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-06"
11259	Letter from Carrie Bradshaw	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11260	coward's vibrating pro skateboard	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Monster Level: -20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Do a Kickflip", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Do a Method!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Do an epic McTwist!", Last Available: "2023-06"
11261	Mr. Accessaturday	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11262	mirror Meat Butler	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11263	Loathing Idol Microphone	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11264	Charter: Nellyville	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11265	Manual of Secret Door Detection	0		Last Available: "2023-06", Skill: "Secret Door Awareness"
11266	wool Flash Liquidizer Ultra Dousing Accessory	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Douse Foe", Last Available: "2023-06"
11267	prompt Jack Frost's Annie Oakley's Amulet of Perpetual Darkness of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Adventures: +3, Blind, Last Available: "2023-06"
11268	lime green Giant monolith	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11269	Crimbo cookie sheet	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11270	lime green VHS Tape	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11271	dry improved jittery bouncing bouncing scroll of minor invulnerability	0		Effect: "Big Punkin'", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2023-06"
11272	Lapis Lazuli	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11273	huge Eye Agate	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11274	Azurite	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11275	Arrow (+1)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11276	anodized enhanced teal jittery scroll of protection from lycanthropes	0		Effect: "Think Win-Lose", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2023-06"
11277	Loathing Idol Microphone (75% charged)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11278	huge Loathing Idol Microphone (50% charged)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11279	olive tumbling Loathing Idol Microphone (25% charged)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11280	upside-down Replica 2002 Mr. Store Catalog	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11281	Mr. Big's Wallet	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11282	lousy Sexy Cosmo	3	decent	Last Available: "2023-06"
11283	green Souvenir Chopsticks	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11284	curative red-soled high heels of Leguizamo of the early riser	0		Monster Level: +20, Adventures: +7, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2023-06"
11285	fancy stale blue cyburger	4	decent	Effect: "Tingly Elbows", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2025-12"
11286	rosewater-soaked ncle leg	0		Stench Resistance: +3
11287	vibrating rutabuga bag of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum MP Percent: +10
11288	educational mesquito proboscis	0		Experience: +1
11289	wool senate fly thorax	0		Cold Resistance: +1
11290	boiled bug juice	0		Effect: "Goldentongue", Effect Duration: 21
11291	beefy spider leg	0		Muscle: +10
11292	shaking careful beetle antenna	0		Monster Level: -10
11293	hardened mantis skull	0		Damage Reduction: 3
11294	double-frozen ionized chitin powder	0		Effect: "Stickler for Promptness", Effect Duration: 54
11295	sinister daddy shortlegs leg of Leguizamo	0		Spell Damage: +10, Monster Level: +20
11296	shaking curative steel-toed birdybug antenna	0		Damage Reduction: 9, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
11297	wizardly kilopede skull of chilblains	0		Mysticality: +25, Cold Damage: +25
11298	enhanced haemolymphnode	0		Effect: "Certainty", Effect Duration: 57
11299	tarnished alkaline chitin powder paste	0		Effect: "Mariachi Mood", Effect Duration: 34
11300	lime green sleeping patriotic eagle	0		Free Pull
11301	huge claw-held flag	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11302	souvenir flag	0		
11303	fuchsia name change form	0		
11304	replica sleeping patriotic eagle	0		
11305	red boxed august scepter	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-08"
11306	august scepter	0		All Attributes: +15, HP Regen Min: 10, HP Regen Max: 15, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 1st: Mountain Climbing Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 2nd: Find an Eleven-Leaf Clover Day", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 3rd: Watermelon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 4th: Water Balloon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 5th: Oyster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 6th: Fresh Breath Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 7th: Lighthouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 8th: Cat Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 9th: Hand Holding Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 10th: World Lion Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 11th: Presidential Joke Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 12th: Elephant Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 13th: Left/Off Hander's Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 14th: Financial Awareness  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 15th: Relaxation Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 16th: Roller Coaster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 17th: Thriftshop Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 18th: Serendipity Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 19th: Honey Bee Awareness Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 20th: Mosquito Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 21st: Spumoni Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 22nd: Tooth Fairy Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 23rd: Ride the Wind Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 24th: Waffle Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 25th: Banana Split Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 26th: Toilet Paper Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 27th: Just Because Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 28th: Race Your Mouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 29th: More Herbs, Less Salt  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 30th: Beach Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 31st: Cabernet Sauvignon  Day!", Last Available: "2023-08"
11307	massive decent squat watermelon	8	good	Last Available: "2023-08"
11308	squat bouncing jittery watermelon seed	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11309	water balloon	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11310	thriftshop coupon	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11311	bite-sized rotten waffle	1	crappy	Last Available: "2023-08"
11312	skewed fixodent	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11313	wobbly twirling lard-coated manspreader's cat o' nine teeth	0		Monster Level: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2023-08"
11314	sage tooth cap of incineration	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2023-08"
11315	huge Tesla toothy trousers of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2023-08"
11316	adequate cyan banana split	3	good	Last Available: "2023-08"
11317	narrow handful of toilet paper	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11318	mirror Mrs. Rush	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11319	medal	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-08"
11320	lousy bottle of Cabernet Sauvignon	3	decent	Last Available: "2023-08"
11321	blurry rosewater-soaked personal trainer's baywatch of Gandalf	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Stench Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-08", Nonstackable Watch
11322	Pocket Guide to Mild Evil	0		Last Available: "2023-07", Skill: "Perpetrate Mild Evil"
11323	Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used)	0		Last Available: "2023-07", Skill: "Perpetrate Mild Evil"
11324	consolation ribbon	0		Familiar Weight: -10, Experience (familiar): -1, Last Available: "2023-08"
11325	replica august scepter	0		All Attributes: +15, HP Regen Min: 10, HP Regen Max: 15, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 1st: Mountain Climbing Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 2nd: Find an Eleven-Leaf Clover Day", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 3rd: Watermelon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 4th: Water Balloon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 5th: Oyster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 6th: Fresh Breath Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 7th: Lighthouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 8th: Cat Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 9th: Hand Holding Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 10th: World Lion Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 11th: Presidential Joke Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 12th: Elephant Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 13th: Left/Off Hander's Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 14th: Financial Awareness  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 15th: Relaxation Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 16th: Roller Coaster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 17th: Thriftshop Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 18th: Serendipity Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 19th: Honey Bee Awareness Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 20th: Mosquito Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 21st: Spumoni Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 22nd: Tooth Fairy Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 23rd: Ride the Wind Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 24th: Waffle Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 25th: Banana Split Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 26th: Toilet Paper Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 27th: Just Because Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 28th: Race Your Mouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 29th: More Herbs, Less Salt  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 30th: Beach Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 31st: Cabernet Sauvignon  Day!"
11326	Thwaitgold fairyfly statue	0		
11327	residual chitin paste	0		Skill: "Chitinous Soul"
11328	modified yellow concentrated cooking	1		
11329	denatured meat	1		Effect: "Don't Rest Ye, Bold Adventurer", Effect Duration: 25
11330	powdered jittery sparkling orb	1		Effect: "Make Meat FA$T!", Effect Duration: 15
11331	distilled hardening cream	1		Effect: "Pop-eyed", Effect Duration: 40
11332	altered skewed pool shark hair oil	1		Effect: "Mucilaginous Mentalism", Effect Duration: 15
11333	book of facts	0		Skill: "Just the Facts", Last Available: "2023-09"
11334	jittery book of facts (dog-eared)	0		Skill: "Just the Facts", Last Available: "2023-09"
11335	Dark Jill-of-All-Trades	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-10"
11336	jittery LED candle	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2023-10"
11337	map to a candy-rich block	0		Last Available: "2023-10"
11338	improved tarnished narrow sampler size toothpaste	0		Effect: "La Bamba", Effect Duration: 33
11339	Franken Stein	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Toast your enemy"
11340	blue A Guide to Burning Leaves	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-11", Leaves: +0.5
11341	maroon inflammable leaf	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11342	rake	0		Item Drop: +1, Last Available: "2023-11", Leaves: +1.5
11343	ghostly rake of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2023-11", Leaves: +1.5
11344	autumnic bomb	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11345	forest canopy bed	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11346	lime green day shortener	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11347	extra time	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11348	prompt Herculean autumnal aegis	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2023-11"
11349	ionized adjusted dry upside-down distilled resin	0		Effect: "Granolarrrgh", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2023-11"
11350	mirror super-heated leaf	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11351	lit leaf lasso	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11352	tied-up leaflet	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11353	wobbly tied-up monstera	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11354	tied-up leaviathan	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11355	red Da Vinci's impromptu torch of the businessman	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Meat Drop: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-11"
11356	squat fig leaf of the sewer of the boozehound	0		Stench Damage: +25, Booze Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-11"
11357	blurry Van der Graaf smoldering drape of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-11"
11358	wobbly smoldering leafcutter ant egg	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11359	reassuring chilly friendly studded experienced smartaleck's leaf crown	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Experience: +2, Damage Absorption: +80, Familiar Weight: +3, Cold Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2023-11"
11360	flavorless leafy browns	3	decent	Last Available: "2023-11"
11361	frozen super-galvanized concentrated mirror autumnic balm	0		Effect: "Human-Constellation Hybrid", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2023-11"
11362	denatured coping juice	0		Effect: "Booooooze", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2023-11"
11363	green wool lard-coated nasty Jack Frost's grievous candy cane sword cane	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Stench Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Surprisingly Sweet Stab", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Surprisingly Sweet Slash", Last Available: "2023-12", Rollover Effect Duration: 250
11364	wrapped candy cane sword cane	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-12"
11365	Elf Guard patrol cap	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11366	Elf Guard hotpants	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11367	narrow Crimbuccaneer tricorn	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11368	Crimbuccaneer breeches	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11369	automa-bot parts	0		
11370	security automa-core	0		
11371	clerical automa-core	0		
11372	blurry blurry handful of Boltsmann bearings	0		
11373	Spring Bros. solenoid	0		
11374	Spring Bros. ID badge	0		
11375	teal Boltsmann ID badge	0		
11376	housekeeping automa-core	0		
11377	gray housekeeping robot	0		
11378	decent miniature pickled bread	2	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11379	bland salted mutton	3	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11380	flavorless corned beet	3	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11381	tiny plastic Elf Guard Armory	0		Weapon Damage: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Elf Guard Armory"
11382	tiny plastic Crimbuccaneer Grog Hall	0		Booze Drop: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Crimbuccaneer Grog Hall"
11383	tiny plastic Elf Guard Mess Hall	0		Food Drop: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Elf Guard Mess Hall"
11384	tiny Crimbuccaneer Foundry	0		Initiative: +3, Display Name: "tiny Crimbuccaneer Foundry"
11385	tiny plastic Abuela's Cottage (Pirate Control)	0		All Attributes: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Abuela's Cottage (Pirate Control)"
11386	pirate encryption key alpha	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11387	pirate encryption key bravo	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11388	purple pirate encryption key charlie	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11389	blue pulsating pirate encryption key delta	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11390	spinning twirling wardrobe-o-matic	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11391	futuristic shirt	0		Lasts Until Rollover
11392	futuristic hat	0		Lasts Until Rollover
11393	futuristic collar	0		Lasts Until Rollover
11394	crated wardrobe-o-matic	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11395	massive delicious twirling peppermint donut	10	awesome	Last Available: "2023-12"
11396	supercool Elf Guard insignia (private)	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Last Available: "2023-12"
11397	Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint) of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2023-12"
11398	skewed upside-down military-grade peppermint oil	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11399	Crimbuccaneer whale oil	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11400	blinking Elf Guard tinsel grenade	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11401	smooth watered-down Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail	2	awesome	Last Available: "2023-12"
11402	Elf Army machine parts	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11403	Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11404	Crimbuccaneer lantern of wisdom of Tarzan of dire peril	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience (Muscle): +3, Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2023-12"
11405	Crimbuccaneer flotsam	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11406	Crimbuccaneer invasion map	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11407	teal blurry zippy Crimbuccaneer shirt	0		Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2023-12"
11408	Elf Guard MPC	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11409	ghostly jittery Crimbuccaneer piece of 12	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11410	smartaleck's Elf Guard commandeering gloves	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12", Piece of Twelve Drop: 0.5
11411	cold-filtered Elf Guard eyedrops	0		Effect: "Sugar High", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2023-12"
11412	Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11413	jittery Elf Guard honor present	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11414	wool cool Elf Guard officer's sidearm	0		Moxie: +5, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11415	scorching Elf Guard insignia (general) of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11416	mediocre Crimbow Rainbo	4	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11417	tumbling Elf Guard strategic map	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11418	Crimbuccaneer captain's purse	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11419	coward's smartaleck's Elf Guard broom	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2023-12"
11420	chaotic healthy thinker's Crimbuccaneer tavern swab	0		Mysticality: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11421	shaking Elf Guard hangover cure	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11422	watered-down special mediocre old-school pirate grog	2	decent	Effect: "The Q Is Talking To You", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2023-12"
11423	bland pulsating grog nuts	4	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11424	flame-retardant fortified sawed-off blunderbuss of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Damage Absorption: +60, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11425	delicious officer's nog	3	awesome	Last Available: "2023-12"
11426	peppermint bomb	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11427	tiny toothsome sundae ration	1	awesome	Last Available: "2023-12"
11428	bland peppermint tack	3	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11429	Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Cooking", Last Available: "2023-12"
11430	snack-sized delicious whalesteak	2	awesome	Last Available: "2023-12"
11431	yellow flame-wreathed chilly Da Vinci's whalegun	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Cold Damage: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11432	skewed Cocktails of the Age of Sail	0		Skill: "Old-School Cocktailcrafting", Last Available: "2023-12"
11433	Elf Guard payroll bag	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11434	ghostly censurious Da Vinci's Elf Guard clipboard of the cheetah	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2023-12"
11435	banded pegfinger	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12", MPC Drop: 0.5
11436	weak lousy and claret	2	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11437	narrow clever Elf Guard and beret	0		Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2023-12"
11438	twirling dance instructor's Newton's brainy shipwright's hammer	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11439	ribald steel-toed sage gunwale	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Damage Reduction: 9, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11440	smelly dog trainer's stiffened Kelflar vest	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Experience (familiar): +1, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11441	nitrogenated concentrated activated whale cerebrospinal fluid	0		Effect: "Woad Warrior", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2023-12"
11442	Lo Pan's experienced Crimbuccaneer runebone	0		Experience: +2, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11443	purple cannonbomb	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11444	narrow dangerous weightlifter's Elf Guard mouthknife	0		Muscle: +15, Weapon Damage: +10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11445	lion tamer's banded Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating)	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11446	pulsating Da Vinci's Elf Guard fuel tank	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11447	medical-grade slick massive wrench of vim and vigor	0		Moxie: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +50, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11448	purple twirling spinning lightning-fast censurious brown pirate pants	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2023-12"
11449	Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Extortion Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11450	teal blinking The Encyclopedia of Fruit	0		Skill: "Fruit Recognition", Last Available: "2023-12"
11451	punching mirror	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11452	shaking crafty medical-grade hardened razor-sharp Elf dessert spoon of the scaredy-cat of the cheetah	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum MP: +10, Monster Level: -15, Initiative: +60, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11453	groovy Elf Guard SCUBA tank of Tarzan	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience (Muscle): +3, Adventure Underwater, Last Available: "2023-12"
11454	Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Relaxation Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11455	pulsating flame-retardant mansplainer's free boots	0		Monster Level: +15, Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "The Old One-Two (Kick)", Last Available: "2023-12"
11456	baby rigging snake	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11457	mirror bouncing ribald lion tamer's Annie Oakley's Elvish underarmor	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Experience (familiar): +2, Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11458	upside-down lion tamer's Crimbuccaneer bombjacket of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Experience (familiar): +2, Combat Item Damage Percent: 100, Last Available: "2023-12"
11459	bite-sized special stale sugarplum ration	1	decent	Effect: "Tearful, Fearful", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2023-12"
11460	bland gingerbread nylons	3	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11461	small enchanted normal rum-soaked fruitcake	2	good	Effect: "Items Are Forever", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2023-12"
11462	bland lime	3	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11463	immense rotten spinning gingerbread pirate	10	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11464	flavorless snack-sized fruit-stuffed rumcake	2	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11465	weak acceptable teal mulled wine	2	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11466	extra-dry enchanted drinkable Swedish coffee	5	good	Effect: "Meadulla Oblongota", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2023-12"
11467	extra-dry aged canteen of eggnog	5	awesome	Last Available: "2023-12"
11468	practically non-alcoholic drinkable hot wine	1	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11469	acceptable practically non-alcoholic Jamaican coffee	1	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11470	practically non-alcoholic drinkable flask of egggrog	1	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11471	narrow fuchsia Black and White Apron Enrollment Form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-12"
11472	twirling Black and White Apron Meal Kit	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11473	jittery pirate encryption key (complete)	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11474	artisanal weak yule grog	2	super EPIC	Last Available: "2023-12"
11475	stale squat wet tack	3	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11476	moldy diet squat tumbling whalecake	1	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11477	Da Vinci's Newton's gunwale whalegun of courage	0		Experience (Mysticality): 8, Spooky Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shoot, Gunwale Whalegun, Shoot!", Last Available: "2023-12"
11478	acceptable huge and claret	3	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11479	rigging knot	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11480	trick coin	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11481	MacGyver's strapping Elf Guard squirtgun	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum MP: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Peppermint Squirt", Last Available: "2023-12"
11482	chest of &quot;pirate gold&quot;	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11483	blinking medical-grade sequin-encrusted sweater	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11484	flame-retardant therapeutic stylish replica Elf Guard medal	0		Moxie: +25, Hot Resistance: +1, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2023-12"
11485	huge Lil' Snowball Factory	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11486	Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11487	prank Crimbo card	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11488	twirling smartaleck's Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss of mayonnaise	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2023-12"
11489	My First Paycheck envelope	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11490	miser's Jeselnik's barnacle-encrusted sweater of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Sleaze Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11491	twirling bouncing fireproof scandalous rock-hard Crimbuccaneer nose ring	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Sleaze Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2023-12"
11492	pet anchor	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11493	squat Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11494	tumbling Elf Guard safety bear	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11495	spinning kraken	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11496	precision snowball	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11497	jittery Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used)	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Cooking", Last Available: "2023-12"
11498	blinking blurry Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used)	0		Skill: "Old-School Cocktailcrafting", Last Available: "2023-12"
11499	Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used)	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Extortion Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11500	The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used)	0		Skill: "Fruit Recognition", Last Available: "2023-12"
11501	Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used)	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Relaxation Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11502	vacuum-sealed galvanized blinking tumbling military candy cane	0		Effect: "Tiki Thoughtfulness", Effect Duration: 20
11503	extra-oxidized ionized groggipop	0		Effect: "How to Scam Tourists", Effect Duration: 51
11504	skewed frightening moss mace of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Spooky Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Moss Mugging", Last Available: "2024-12"
11505	fuchsia pulsating flame-retardant boxer's moss megaphone	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Megaphone Whisper", Last Available: "2024-12"
11506	huge aromatic vibrating moss medal	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Brandish Moss Medal", Last Available: "2024-12"
11507	steel-toed moss mitre of courage	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Spooky Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Soul Genuflection", Last Available: "2024-12"
11508	skewed Usain Bolt's Rosewater's moss mantle	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Initiative: +80, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drop Mantle", Last Available: "2024-12"
11509	greasy moss marlinspike of the early riser	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +7, Extra Pickpocket, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11510	twisted moss mulch	1		Effect: "One For Tea", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2024-12"
11511	nitrogenated anodized jittery moss floss	0		Effect: "Turtle Titters", Effect Duration: 22
11512	blinking adobe arsecover	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11513	blue adobe adze	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11514	adobe abacus	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11515	teal adobe ayam	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11516	adobe ascot	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11517	adobe abaya	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11518	compressed tumbling spinning adobe assortment	1		Effect: "Sharp Weapon", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2024-12"
11519	vacuum-sealed yellow adobe brittle	0		Effect: "Really Deep Breath", Effect Duration: 13
11520	up-at-dawn energetic crepe paper phrygian cap of the cheetah	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Initiative: +60, Adventures: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Pull down your crepe paper phrygian cap", Last Available: "2025-12"
11521	dance instructor's stylish crepe paper parachute cape of chilblains	0		Moxie: +25, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2025-12"
11522	wool occult baleful crepe paper pie clip	0		Spell Damage: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Cold Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Look through your crepe paper pie clip", Last Available: "2025-12"
11523	bouncing therapeutic banded crepe paper puzzle cube of vim and vigor	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum HP Percent: +50, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play with your crepe paper puzzle", Last Available: "2025-12"
11524	Jim Carey's crepe paper plunge camisole of the ox of courage	0		Muscle: +20, Monster Level: +25, Spooky Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Leave nothing to the imagination", Last Available: "2025-12"
11525	huge smelly hardened crepe paper polka charm of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Damage Reduction: 3, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Embrace polka", Last Available: "2025-12"
11526	denatured skewed crepe paper pared cuttings	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11527	non-electrified ionized skewed crepe paper peanut candy	0		Effect: "Leash of Linguini", Effect Duration: 16
11528	ghostly lion tamer's petrified wood war pike of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2025-12"
11529	quilted Rosewater's petrified wood waist protector	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Damage Absorption: +40, Single Equip, Avoid Attack: 1, Last Available: "2025-12"
11530	rosy-cheeked fortified petrified wood wizard's pouch	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Single Equip, Lantern: 2, Lantern Element: "Hot", Lantern Element: "None", Last Available: "2025-12"
11531	dance instructor's slick petrified wood water purifier	0		Moxie: +10, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Lantern: 2, Lantern Element: "Cold", Lantern Element: "Sleaze", Last Available: "2025-12"
11532	pulsating personal trainer's petrified wood whoopie panama of bravery	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2025-12", Thorns: 1
11533	shaking green ribald frightening petrified wood walking pants	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2025-12"
11534	distilled petrified wood waste parts	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11535	quadruple-adjusted flattened extra-irradiated red tumbling bouncing petrified wood wafer praline	0		Effect: "Tea-hee", Effect Duration: 20
11536	acceptable mirror cybeer	3	good	Last Available: "2025-12"
11537	ICEbox	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11538	wired underwear	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Refresh HP", Last Available: "2025-12"
11539	shaking encrypted shuriken	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Encrypted Shuriken", Last Available: "2025-12"
11540	mirror baby chest mimic	0		Free Pull
11541	googly chest eyes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11542	mimic egg	0		
11543	Jeselnik's Crimbuccaneer war standard of the glutton	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2023-12"
11544	Elf Guard war standard of the empath of the boozehound	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2023-12"
11545	in-the-box spring shoes	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-02"
11546	avaricious dance instructor's spring shoes of dire peril	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Weapon Damage: +20, Meat Drop: +30, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Away", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Kick", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Growth Spurt", Drops Items, Last Available: "2024-02"
11547	activated wet ultra-soft ferns	0		Effect: "Full-Body Tan", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2024-02"
11548	non-colloidal twirling crunchy brush	0		Effect: "Punchy, Murdery", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2024-02"
11549	jittery fuchsia smashed scientific equipment	0		
11550	biphasic molecular oculus	0		No Pull
11551	triphasic molecular oculus	0		
11552	high-tension exoskeleton	0		Avoid Attack: 1
11553	ultra-high-tension exoskeleton	0		Avoid Attack: 2
11554	irresponsible-tension exoskeleton	0		Avoid Attack: 3
11555	bouncing quick-release belt pouch	0		Single Equip
11556	upside-down quick-release fannypack	0		Single Equip
11557	quick-release utility belt	0		Single Equip
11558	huge Rosewater's motion sensor	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Single Equip
11559	focused magnetron pistol	0		Single Equip
11560	packaged Everfull Dart Holster	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-03"
11561	occult weightlifter's Everfull Dart Holster	0		Muscle: +15, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-03"
11562	maroon research fragment	0		
11563	Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette	0		
11564	huge boxed Apriling band helmet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-04"
11565	knitted electrified forbidden deadly smooth Apriling band helmet	0		Moxie: +15, Weapon Damage: +5, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Cold Resistance: +3, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2024-04"
11566	jittery manspreader's groovy Apriling band saxophone of dire peril of mayonnaise	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Weapon Damage: +20, Monster Level: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11567	nasty dangerous thinker's Apriling band quad tom of Leguizamo	0		Mysticality: +10, Weapon Damage: +10, Monster Level: +20, Stench Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11568	skewed Sherlock's greasy scandalous Apriling band tuba of vim and vigor of the boozehound	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Sleaze Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +25, Booze Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11569	lightning-fast chilly manspreader's wholesome personal trainer's Socratic Apriling band staff	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Monster Level: +10, Cold Damage: +5, Initiative: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11570	Apriling band piccolo	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11571	boxed Mayam Calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-05"
11572	twirling Mayam Calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-05"
11573	moldy teal yam	4	crappy	Last Available: "2024-05"
11574	bad triple-distilled yam martini	10	decent	Last Available: "2024-05"
11575	tolerable practically non-alcoholic sweet potato o' mine	1	good	Last Available: "2024-05"
11576	acceptable Southern yam	3	good	Last Available: "2024-05"
11577	tolerable high-proof sweet potato punch	6	good	Last Available: "2024-05"
11578	rotten Mayam spinach	4	crappy	Last Available: "2024-05"
11579	thick toothsome yam and swiss	5	awesome	Last Available: "2024-05"
11580	Usain Bolt's weightlifter's yam cannon of mayonnaise	0		Muscle: +15, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +80, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11581	cyan yam cannon	0		Initiative: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11582	skewed yam battery	0		Last Available: "2024-05"
11583	yam stinkbomb	0		Last Available: "2024-05"
11584	clever hardy Newton's furry yam buckler	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum HP: +50, Maximum MP: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11585	spinning thanksgiving bomb	0		Last Available: "2024-05"
11586	bouncing blinking deadly yamtility belt of dire peril of the sewer	0		Weapon Damage: 25, Stench Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11587	rotten narrow yam slider	3	crappy	Last Available: "2024-05"
11588	adequate yam mayo	4	good	Last Available: "2024-05"
11589	diet spoiled yam burrito	1	crappy	Last Available: "2024-05"
11590	twirling visual packet sniffer	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11591	mini kiwi egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-06"
11592	aviator goggles	0		
11593	Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model	0		
11594	bland narrow mini kiwi	4	decent	Last Available: "2024-06"
11595	knitted nasty mini kiwi bikini of mayonnaise	0		Stench Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2024-06"
11596	artisanal weak mini kiwitini	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-06"
11597	skewed mini kiwi invisible dirigible	0		Familiar Weight: -20, Last Available: "2024-06"
11598	blue mini kiwi aioli	0		Last Available: "2024-06"
11599	toasty Jim Carey's mini kiwi silicon tiepin of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Monster Level: +25, Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2024-06"
11600	mini kiwi tipi	0		Last Available: "2024-06"
11601	normal mini kiwi digitized cookies	4	good	Last Available: "2024-06"
11602	lousy mini kiwi intoxicating spirits	3	decent	Last Available: "2024-06"
11603	flattened enhanced mini kiwi antimilitaristic hippy petition	0		Effect: "Stregngth of the Gnome", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2024-06"
11604	altered wobbly mini kiwi illicit antibiotic	0		Effect: "Carol of the Bones", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2024-06"
11605	lion tamer's mini kiwi whipping stick of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2024-06"
11606	cyan Da Vinci's mini kiwi icepick	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Last Available: "2024-06"
11607	electrified huge mini kiwi-flavored aspirin-injecting lipstick	0		Effect: "Twen Tea", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2024-06"
11608	packaged Roman Candelabra	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-07"
11609	Roman Candelabra	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Blue Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Green Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Purple Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Red Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Yellow Candle!", Last Available: "2024-07"
11610	jittery squat olive protogenetic chunklet (synapse)	0		
11611	protogenetic chunklet (muscle)	0		
11612	protogenetic chunklet (flagellum)	0		
11613	narrow protogenetic chunklet (elbow)	0		
11614	upside-down protogenetic chunklet (lips)	0		
11615	censurious Annie Oakley's messenger bag RNA of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +3
11616	flagellate flagon	0		
11617	tumbling spinning proto-proto-protozoa	0		
11618	flavorless enchanted bacteria bisque	4	decent	Effect: "Spooky Jellied", Effect Duration: 30
11619	enchanted flavorless half-sized lime green ciliophora chowder	2	decent	Effect: "Going Ape", Effect Duration: 35
11620	toothsome cream of chloroplasts	4	awesome	
11621	synaptic soup	0		
11622	muscular soup	0		
11623	squat flagellate soup	0		
11624	elbow soup	0		
11625	bouncing lip soup	0		
11626	ghostly unevolved organism	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-07"
11627	twirling extra ooze	0		
11628	extra DNA	0		Experience (familiar): +1
11629	untorn tearaway pants package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-08"
11630	greedy Jeselnik's curative dangerous tearaway pants of temperance	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +20, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tear Away your Pants!", Last Available: "2024-08"
11631	baby bodyguard	0		
11632	Doll Moll violin case	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
11633	lime green Tina gun	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11634	tattoo gun	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
11635	acceptable Colera Peste Nebbiolo	4	good	Last Available: "2026-08"
11636	longbox of Batfellow comics	0		
11637	Thwaitgold shield bug statuette	0		
11638	bodyguard badge	0		
11639	Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir	0		Skill: "Too Cool"
11640	shaking Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir (read)	0		Skill: "Too Cool"
11641	boxed Sept-Ember Censer	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-09"
11642	Sept-Ember Censer	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11643	jittery blade of dismemberment of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11644	Embering Hulk	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11645	Mmm-brr! brand mouthwash	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11646	Septapus summoning charm	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11647	structural ember	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11648	ribald embers-only jacket of Leguizamo of incineration	0		Monster Level: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11649	huge bembershoot of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11650	decent wheel of camembert	4	good	Last Available: "2024-09"
11651	MacGyver's Fonzie's hat of remembering of the storm	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Maximum MP: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11652	throwin' ember	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11653	head of emberg lettuce	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11654	upside-down embering hunk	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11655	soft cap of diminishing returns	0		
11656	spinning spinning photo booth sized crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-10"
11657	squat purple boxed bat wings	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-10"
11658	foul-smelling clever energetic bat wings	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +20, Stench Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Rest upside down", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Swoop like a Bat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summon Cauldron of Bats", Last Available: "2024-10"
11659	ember egg	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11660	shaking ember	0		Cold Resistance: +1
11661	skewed energetic arcane researcher's monocle on a stick	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11662	stiffened slick plastic pipe	0		Moxie: +10, Damage Reduction: 1, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11663	shaking clever weightlifter's fake arrow-through-the-head	0		Muscle: +15, Maximum MP: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11664	brawny bow tie of the boozehound	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Booze Drop: +100, Clowniness: 25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11665	Da Vinci's Socratic fake huge beard	0		Experience (Mysticality): 6, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11666	jittery smelly beefy astronaut helmet	0		Muscle: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11667	purple squat frosty occult feather boa	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11668	spinning nippy Oprah's Sheriff badge	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Cold Damage: +10, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11669	tumbling miser's Jeselnik's Sheriff pistol	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11670	fortified Sheriff moustache of mayonnaise	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11671	asbestos-lined smooth photo booth supply list	0		Moxie: +15, Hot Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Check for photo booth supplies", Last Available: "2024-10"
11672	peace turkey outline	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-11"
11673	tie-dye headband	0		
11674	flavorless squat whirled peas	3	decent	Last Available: "2024-11"
11675	adequate diet peaza	1	good	Last Available: "2024-11"
11676	peace shooter	0		Last Available: "2024-11"
11677	dried drenchrome 2.0	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11678	powdered Synapse Blaster	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11679	gray quantized familiar	0		
11680	quantum watch	0		Adventures: +2
11681	teal quantized familiar experience	0		
11682	electrified super-improved pea brittle	0		Effect: "Phoenix, Right?", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2024-11"
11683	bad narrow tumbling peasco	4	decent	Last Available: "2024-11"
11684	tasty bite-sized piece of cake	1	awesome	Last Available: "2024-11"
11685	upside-down handful of split pea soup	0		Last Available: "2024-11"
11686	Sealed TakerSpace letter of Marque	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-12"
11687	TakerSpace letter of Marque	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11688	lightning-fast groovy deft pirate hook	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Initiative: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-12"
11689	blurry knitted Jeselnik's iron tricorn hat	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Iron Tricorn Headbutt", Last Available: "2024-12"
11690	jolly roger flag of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-12"
11691	bouncing sleeping profane parrot	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11692	pirrrate's currrse	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11693	mediocre high-proof tankard of spiced rum	8	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11694	practically non-alcoholic smooth tankard of spiced Goldschlepper	1	awesome	Last Available: "2024-12"
11695	packaged luxury garment	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11696	beefcake's governor's daughter's lace collar	0		Muscle: +25, Last Available: "2024-12"
11697	asbestos-lined governor's daughter's petticoats	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2024-12"
11698	resourceful governor's daughter's pearl hairpin	0		Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2024-12"
11699	harpoon	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11700	chili powder cutlass of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Last Available: "2024-12"
11701	decent half-sized skewed Aztec tamale	2	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11702	blinking jolly roger tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11703	yellow pet rock	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11704	hardened groggles	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2024-12"
11705	pirate dinghy	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11706	anchor bomb	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11707	fuchsia huge upside-down wholesome brawny silky pirate drawers	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11708	blurry profane eye patch	0		Sleaze Damage: +3
11709	pickled electrified jittery peppermint pegleg	0		Effect: "Hardened Fabric", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2024-12"
11710	perfectly mixed high-proof hard cocoa	6	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-12"
11711	adequate salmagumdi	3	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11712	spinning MacGyver's plastic Easter Island Bunny	0		Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2024-12"
11713	shellacked plastic St. Patrick	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2024-12"
11714	hardened plastic Colonel Brando of the businessman	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2024-12"
11715	tumbling beefy plastic Jedediah and Boiling Cloud	0		Muscle: +10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11716	huge Tesla plastic &quot;Santa Claus&quot;	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11717	Spirit of Easter	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11718	Spirit of St. Patrick's Day	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11719	Spirit of Veteran's Day	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11720	Spirit of Thanksgiving	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11721	Spirit of Christmas	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11722	flavorless mirror coney haunch	3	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11723	pickled adjusted twirling lime green dark chocolate egg	0		Effect: "You Drank Fish Wine", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2024-12"
11724	fancy artisanal moai toai	3	EPIC	Effect: "On a Roll", Effect Duration: 45
11725	reassuring nasty medical-grade moaiball	0		Stench Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +1, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11726	half-digested rat	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11727	colloidal ghostly four-leaf potato sprout	0		Effect: "Yuletide Mutations", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2024-12"
11728	blurry quilted potato jacket of the cougar of James Dean	0		Moxie: +20, Experience (Moxie): +3, Damage Absorption: +40, Last Available: "2024-12"
11729	blurry tumbling traumatic holiday memory	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11730	Brandonian footlocker key	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11731	narrow wobbly Jack Frost's Samson's military orb	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Military Orb", Last Available: "2024-12"
11732	dry rum ball	0		Effect: "Down With Chow", Effect Duration: 68
11733	blurry gravy skin	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11734	wobbly stanky cool gravyskin hat	0		Moxie: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2024-12"
11735	frightening fortified gravyskin buckler	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2024-12"
11736	fuchsia frosty gravyskin skirt of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11737	rosy-cheeked gravyskin pants of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2024-12"
11738	cold-filtered flattened crystallized pumpkin spice	0		Effect: "Balls of Ectoplasm", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2024-12"
11739	adequate thick room scale bean casserole	5	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11740	fragile Christmas ornament	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11741	ragged wool yarn	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11742	chilly ruddy hardened perfect Christmas scarf	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Cold Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11743	scorching electrified snowman-enchanting tophat	0		Hot Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Place your hat on their head", Last Available: "2024-12"
11744	colloidal irradiated LIDAR candle	0		Effect: "Gummi-Grin", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2024-12"
11745	knitted coward's Congressional Medal of Insanity	0		Monster Level: -20, Cold Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +5, Lantern: 3, Last Available: "2024-12"
11746	pumpkin spice whorl	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11747	hand-crafted Easter grasshopper	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-12"
11748	practically non-alcoholic acceptable Irish eggnog	1	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11749	special perfectly mixed weak canteen of jungle juice	2	EPIC	Effect: "You Liver", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2024-12"
11750	delicious narrow turchucken	3	awesome	Last Available: "2024-12"
11751	mediocre weak mechanically-mulled cider	2	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11752	triple-distilled hand-crafted holiday trip around the world	6	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-12"
11753	adequate chocolate ostrich egg	4	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11754	small normal beef and cabbage	2	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11755	normal small upside-down maroon candy rations	2	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11756	flavorless big double-candied yams	5	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11757	moldy jumbo Christmas ham	5	crappy	Last Available: "2024-12"
11758	flavorless thick holiday smorgasbord	5	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11759	Bowl of Infinite Jelly	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11760	bejazzled eyepatch of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Last Available: "2024-12"
11761	Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Master Egg Hunter"
11762	mirror Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Master Egg Hunter"
11763	How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Attract Snakes"
11764	jittery How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Attract Snakes"
11765	twirling fuchsia Covert Ops for Kids	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Hide From Seekers"
11766	jittery wobbly Covert Ops for Kids (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Hide From Seekers"
11767	Holiday Multitasking	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Holiday Multitasking"
11768	Holiday Multitasking (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Holiday Multitasking"
11769	squat Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Reindeer Games"
11770	Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Reindeer Games"
11771	moai statuette	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11772	blinking smartaleck's slick cool wizardly egg gun	0		Mysticality: +25, Moxie: 15, Moxie Percent: +30, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Egg the face", Last Available: "2024-12"
11773	foul-smelling coward's army helmet of the cougar of Gandalf	0		Moxie: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Monster Level: -20, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11774	candy egg deviler	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11775	napkin	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11776	spoiled Thanksgiving ration	3	crappy	Last Available: "2024-12"
11777	extra-dry smooth Easter eggnog	5	awesome	Last Available: "2024-12"
11778	altered clovermint	1		Last Available: "2024-12"
11779	blurry zippy censurious Newton's educational nylon Christmas stockings	0		Experience: +1, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11780	tattoo of two turkeys	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11781	modified corrupted deviled candy egg	0		Effect: "Extra-Wet", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2024-12"
11782	McHugeLarge deluxe ski set	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-01"
11783	lime green prompt beefy McHugeLarge duffel bag	0		Muscle: +10, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11784	tumbling careful McHugeLarge left pole of terror of courage	0		Monster Level: -10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Slash", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11785	pulsating Jack Frost's friendly McHugeLarge right pole of the overflowing toilet	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Stab", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11786	pulsating fireproof McHugeLarge left ski of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Hot Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Avalanche", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11787	stanky McHugeLarge right ski of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Ski Plow", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11788	wobbly fuchsia 1	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11789	jittery 0	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11790	vaporized eXpand	1		Effect: "Knightlife", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2025-12"
11791	brute force hammer	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Brute Force Hammer", Last Available: "2025-12"
11792	datastick	0		Last Available: "2025-12", RAM: +1
11793	dedigitizer schematic: brute force hammer	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11794	mirror cyan dedigitizer schematic: malware injector	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11795	dedigitizer schematic: cybervisor	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11796	jittery dedigitizer schematic: digibritches	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11797	spinning dedigitizer schematic: cryptocloak	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11798	blurry dedigitizer schematic: zero-trust tanktop	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11799	jittery dedigitizer schematic: retro floppy disk	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11800	dedigitizer schematic: pocket GPU	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11801	dedigitizer schematic: trojan horseshoe	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11802	dedigitizer schematic: familiar-in-the-middle	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11803	cybervisor	0		Last Available: "2025-12", RAM: +3
11804	tumbling retro floppy disk	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11805	upside-down pocket GPU	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
11806	malware injector	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Inject Malware", Last Available: "2025-12"
11807	CyberRealm keycode	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
11808	server room key	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11809	3d printed server room key	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11810	teal dedigitizer schematic: 3d printed server room key	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11811	logic grenade	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11812	diluted psilocyber mushroom	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11813	green upside-down dedigitizer schematic: SLEEP(5) rom chip	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11814	bouncing dedigitizer schematic: OVERCLOCK(10) rom chip	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11815	jittery dedigitizer schematic: STATS+++ rom chip	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11816	dedigitizer schematic: insignificant bit	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11817	dedigitizer schematic: hashing vise	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11818	jittery dedigitizer schematic: geofencing rapier	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11819	dedigitizer schematic: geofencing shield	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11820	blurry dedigitizer schematic: virtual cybertattoo	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11821	SLEEP(5) rom chip	0		Skill: "SLEEP(5)", Last Available: "2025-12"
11822	OVERCLOCK(10) rom chip	0		Skill: "OVERCLOCK(10)", Last Available: "2025-12"
11823	STATS+++ rom chip	0		Skill: "STATS+++", Last Available: "2025-12"
11824	insignificant bit	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11825	blinking parity bit	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11826	bouncing hashing vise	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11827	bouncing geofencing rapier	0		Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Thrust your geofencing rapier", Last Available: "2025-12"
11828	geofencing shield	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11829	wobbly virtual cybertattoo	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11830	ninja rope	0		
11831	ghostly ninja crampons	0		
11832	mirror ninja carabiner	0		
11833	boiled squat synthetic coffee	0		Effect: "The Living Hitpoints", Effect Duration: 22
11834	dry adjusted teal upside-down iDrops	0		Effect: "Je Ne Sais Porquoise", Effect Duration: 51
11835	shame coil	0		
11836	new-in-box toy Cupid bow	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-02"
11837	toy Cupid bow	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2025-02"
11838	wobbly heat arc	0		
11839	cyan scrape	0		
11840	pulsating phantom digit	0		
11841	huge foul line	0		
11842	dark manioc	0		
11843	Observer source code	0		
11844	chill gherkin	0		
11845	childrens' stapler	0		
11846	plover's egg	0		
11847	flyswatter	0		
11848	Thwaitgold cordyceps ant statuette	0		
11849	upside-down heat particle	0		Hot Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10
11850	sore	0		Cold Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10
11851	red stomach churner	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
11852	phantom brace	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
11853	green foul cozy	0		Stench Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10
11854	grim cellophane	0		Combat Rate: -5
11855	twirling rift oculus	0		Combat Rate: +5
11856	shaking sweaty egg	0		HP Regen Min: 4, HP Regen Max: 8
11857	carton of extra-sharp, staples	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spell Damage: +10
11858	wobbly glover liners	0		Pickpocket Chance: +10
11859	upside-down mosquito speakers	0		Monster Level: +5
11860	assemble-it-yourself Leprecondo	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-03"
11861	Leprecondo	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11862	dried scoop of pre-workout powder	1		Last Available: "2025-03"
11863	table tennis ball	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11864	acceptable spirit-forward pint of Leprechaun Stout	5	good	Last Available: "2025-03"
11865	boiled phosphor traces	1		Last Available: "2025-03"
11866	narrow crafting plans	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11867	Book of Irony	0		Skill: "Generate Irony"
11868	spoon	0		
11869	blurry unironic knife	0		
11870	bar dart	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11871	pickled spinning leprechaun antidepressant pill	1		Last Available: "2025-03"
11872	small rotten green Heck ramen	2	crappy	Last Available: "2025-03"
11873	jumbo bland upside-down burrito	5	decent	Last Available: "2025-03"
11874	diet special spoiled small beer brat	1	crappy	Effect: "Aquarius Rising", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2025-03"
11875	yummy upside-down jittery peach pie	4	awesome	Last Available: "2025-03"
11876	adequate incredible mini-pizza	4	good	Last Available: "2025-03"
11877	aged watered-down Divine sidecar	2	awesome	Last Available: "2025-03"
11878	tolerable tangarita sidecar	3	good	Last Available: "2025-03"
11879	tolerable gimlet sidecar	3	good	Last Available: "2025-03"
11880	bad mirror vodka stratocaster sidecar	3	decent	Last Available: "2025-03"
11881	aged extra-dry prussian cathouse sidecar	5	awesome	Last Available: "2025-03"
11882	tolerable Mon Tiki sidecar	3	good	Last Available: "2025-03"
11883	tumbling Packaged April Shower Thoughts Calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-04"
11884	nippy clever April Shower Thoughts shield	0		Maximum MP: +20, Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2025-04"
11885	mirror shaking glob of wet paper	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11886	spitball	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11887	energized wet paper weights	0		Effect: "Sourpuss", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2025-04"
11888	mediocre Three Sheets to the Wind	3	decent	Last Available: "2025-04"
11889	low-calorie tasty pile of wet dates	1	awesome	Last Available: "2025-04"
11890	papier Mach 1 airplane	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11891	lime green wet blanket	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11892	narrow wet shower cap of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Last Available: "2025-04"
11893	supercharged wet shower shoes	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2025-04"
11894	nippy wet shower shorts	0		Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2025-04"
11895	wet paper tiger	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11896	wet paper eye	0		Familiar Weight: +15
11897	olive wet shower curtain	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11898	super-altered quadruple-enhanced cyan wet paper cup	0		Effect: "Voracious Gorging", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2025-04"
11899	super-dry modified wet paperback	0		Effect: "5 Pounds Lighter", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2025-04"
11900	wet shower radio of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2025-04"
11901	huge wet shower stamp	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11902	ghostly wobbly Lo Pan's birthday bloon	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30
11903	extra-boiled jawwetter	0		Effect: "Big Flaming Whip", Effect Duration: 66
11904	Unpeeled Peridot of Peril	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-05"
11905	Temple Grandin's Herculean Peridot of Peril of vim and vigor	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Familiar Weight: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-05"
11906	twirling dance instructor's terrycloth turban	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
11907	blue upside-down hardened jockey's hat	0		Damage Reduction: 3
11908	gray greedy sharpshooter's hat	0		Meat Drop: +20
11909	pulsating Fonzie's extra-tight skullcap	0		Experience (Moxie): +1
11910	coward's sturdy pith helmet	0		Monster Level: -20
11911	bishop's mitre of the ox	0		Muscle: +20
11912	purple tin foil hat of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100
11913	construction hardhat of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100
11914	green forbidden imposing pilgrim's hat	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50
11915	maroon crown of thorns	0		Thorns: 1
11916	purple wobbly wobbly coward's stylish bycocket	0		Monster Level: -20
11917	Thwaitgold mad hatterpillar statuette	0		
11918	packaged prismatic beret	0		Free Pull
11919	blush beret	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beret Blast", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beret Boast", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beret Busking", Last Available: "2025-06"
11920	gray pulsating flak shield	0		
11921	bouncing Axis HQ Code	0		
11922	yeti in a travel cooler	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-07"
11923	exchanger	0		Cold Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2025-07"
11924	slick Axis helmet of terror	0		Moxie: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
11925	blinking wobbly Newton's Axis fatigues	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Item Drop: +5
11926	experienced Axis suspenders of the brazier	0		Experience: +2, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
11927	stolen artifact	0		
11928	really expensive stolen artifact	0		
11929	priceless stolen artifact	0		
11930	jittery chocolate rations	0		
11931	huge purple nice nylon stockings	0		
11932	Allied Radio Backpack Pack	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-07"
11933	dance instructor's Herculean Allied Radio Backpack of the early riser	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Adventures: +7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Call in an Airstrike", Last Available: "2025-07"
11934	orphaned baby skeleton	0		
11935	cyan ordnance magnet	0		Single Equip, Drops Items
11936	confetti grenade	0		
11937	adequate huge Skeleton Wars rations	6	good	
11938	bad purple skeleton war fuel can	3	decent	
11939	skeleton war grenade	0		
11940	yellow chocolate and nylons detector	0		
11941	blinking M&ouml;bius ring box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-08"
11942	M&ouml;bius ring	0		Gear Drop: [100*lte(paradoxicity,7)*gte(paradoxicity,3)], Last Available: "2025-08"
11943	bone pacifier	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11944	cyan vibrating wicked Allied Forces insignia of the blizzard	0		Spell Damage: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
11945	bouncing Allied Tattoo Kit	0		
11946	handheld Allied radio	0		
11947	jittery Axis codebook	0		
11948	quadruple-ionized ionized narrow Life Goals Pamphlet	0		Effect: "Voracious Gorging", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2025-08"
11949	bully badge of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2025-08"
11950	shaking deadly time cop top hat	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Last Available: "2025-08"
11951	bouncing Stock Certificate	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
11952	diluted tumbling upside-down mixed berry jelly	1		Last Available: "2025-08"
11953	moldy toast with mixed berry jelly	3	crappy	Last Available: "2025-08"
11954	normal cup of sugar	3	good	Last Available: "2025-08"
11955	diet adequate Susie's cupcake	1	good	Last Available: "2025-08"
11956	spinning maroon clock	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
11957	ghostly gravedigger's MacGyver's hardy the gun	0		Maximum HP: +50, Maximum MP: +100, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2025-08"
11958	weak bad huge blurry wine	2	decent	Last Available: "2025-08"
11960	really, really nice swimming trunks	0		Adventure Underwater
11961	sand penny	0		
11962	tumbling blue undersea surveying goggles of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Lasts Until Rollover
11963	tolerable watered-down Ocean-Touched Rum	2	good	
11964	mixed bouncing water-logged pill	1		Effect: "The Real Deal", Effect Duration: 40
11965	moldy immense twirling kelp puck	7	crappy	
11966	lime green scroll of sea strength	0		
11967	scroll of sea smarts	0		
11968	fuchsia huge scroll of sea smarm	0		
11969	blue waterlogged scroll of healing	0		
11970	olive sea gel	0		
11971	pickled tarnished pulsating wobbly octopus ink bladder	0		Effect: "Peppermint Bite", Effect Duration: 47
11972	durable dolphin whistle	0		
11973	tumbling Thwaitgold lobster statuette	0		
11974	packaged Monodent of the Sea	0		Free Pull
11975	Monodent of the Sea	0		Hot Damage: +25, All Attributes Percent: +5, Experience: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sea *dent: Throw a Lightning Bolt", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sea *dent: Summon a Wave", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sea *dent: Talk to Some Fish", Last Available: "2025-09"
11976	unblemished pearl	0		
11977	huge wizardly dentadent	0		Mysticality: +25
11986	lab-grown blood cubic zirconia	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-10"
11987	Usain Bolt's horrifying supercharged strapping blood cubic zirconia of Gandalf of the brazier	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +25, Initiative: +80, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Blood Geyser", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Refracted Gaze", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Sweat Bullets", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Blood Bath", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Dial it up to 11", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Sweat Equity", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Create Blood Thinner", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Prepare Spinal Tapas", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Craft a Pheromone Cocktail", Last Available: "2025-10"
12044	dried upside-down blood thinner	1		Effect: "The Smile of Mr. A.", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2025-10"
12045	spirit-forward tolerable pheromone cocktail	5	good	Last Available: "2025-10"
12046	bland spinal tapas	3	decent	Last Available: "2025-10"
12047	shrunken head in a duffel bag	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-11"
12048	mansplainer's Fonzie's shrunken head of terror	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Monster Level: +15, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Prepare to reanimate your Foe", Last Available: "2025-11"
12049	stocking full of bones	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
12050	small peppermint-flavored sugar walking crook	0		
12051	ghostly knucklebone	0		
12052	hand-crafted Smoking Pope	3	EPIC	
12053	tasty prize turkey	4	awesome	
12054	mixed spinning huge medicinal gruel	1		Effect: "init.enh", Effect Duration: 25
12055	stale full-sized pumpkin pie	4	decent	Last Available: "2025-11"
12056	special weak lousy pulsating vodka cranberry sauce	2	decent	Effect: "White Knuckles", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2025-11"
12057	non-enhanced yammed candy	0		Effect: "Hennaliciousness", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2025-11"
12058	spoiled treasure chestnut	4	crappy	Last Available: "2025-12"
12059	irresponsibly strong aged twirling mulled butter rum	6	awesome	Last Available: "2025-12"
12060	vacuum-sealed quadruple-liquefied maroon cinnamon doubloon	0		Effect: "La Bamba", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2025-12"
12061	maroon executive plastic left skeleton arm	0		Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2025-12"
12062	personal trainer's plastic left skeleton leg	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12063	executive plastic right skeleton arm	0		Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2025-12"
12064	sizzling plastic right skeleton leg	0		Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12065	spinning curative plastic skeleton pelvis	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2025-12"
12066	purple discreetly-wrapped Eternity Codpiece	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-12"
12067	The Eternity Codpiece	0		All Attributes: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12"
12068	miser's steel-toed angelbone kilt	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2026-12"
12069	wobbly purple angelbone totem of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Spleen Capacity: +1
12070	pulsating bouncing manspreader's angelbone chopsticks	0		Monster Level: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Stomach Capacity: +1
12071	knitted angelbone mantle of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2026-12"
12072	tumbling ruddy angelbone dice	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Liver Capacity: +1
12073	Jim Carey's angelbone halo of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2026-12"
12074	pickled angelbone fragments	1		Last Available: "2026-12"
12075	anodized galvanized biblically accurate gumdrops	0		Effect: "From Nantucket", Effect Duration: 45
12076	huge baleful slick devilbone helmet	0		Moxie: +10, Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2026-12"
12077	stylish devilbone greaves	0		Moxie: +25, Last Available: "2026-12", Spleen Capacity: +1
12078	dangerous boxer's devilbone shinguards	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Weapon Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12"
12079	upside-down skewed devilbone corset of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Last Available: "2026-12", Stomach Capacity: +1
12080	blue wool Rosewater's devilbone flute	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2026-12"
12081	huge sinister devilbone rosary	0		Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Liver Capacity: +1
12082	vaporized huge pulsating devilbone chunks	1		Effect: "Extra-Wet", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2026-12"
12083	ionized Gehenna tattoo	0		Effect: "Chunky", Effect Duration: 16
12116	burnt incisor	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12117	burnt phalange	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12118	burnt radius	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12119	burnt rib	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12120	shaking burnt skull	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12121	Crymbocurrency	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12122	vibrating extra-thick Crimbo sweater	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12123	cyan The Encyclopedia of Holiday Funerary Rites	0		Skill: "Holiday Burial Knowledge", Last Available: "2025-12"
12124	acceptable weak Steve Abrams' Holiday Sampler Beer	2	good	Last Available: "2025-12"
12125	crate of prize-winning rum	0		No Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
12126	drinkable squat bottle of prize-winning rum	3	good	Last Available: "2025-12"
12127	deadly Santa-Slayer medal of dire peril of courage	0		Weapon Damage: 25, Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12128	pulsating Skull of Claus	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12129	adjusted ghostly boiling bone marrow	0		Effect: "Visions of the Deep Dark Deeps", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2025-12"
12130	double-liquefied boiling cerebrospinal fluid	0		Effect: "The Q Is Talking To You", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2025-12"
12131	deionized wobbly spinning boiling synovial fluid	0		Effect: "You Ate Some Hemp Candy", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2025-12"
12132	Jeselnik's supercharged rosy-cheeked smoldering vertebra	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12133	lime green seal-clubbing club loot box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-01"
12134	<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary seal-clubbing club</span>	0		Muscle Percent: +50, Weapon Damage: +10, Initiative: +50, Attacks Can't Miss, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Club 'Em Across the Battlefield", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Club 'Em Into Next Week", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Club 'Em Back in Time", Display Name: "<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary seal-clubbing club</span>", Last Available: "2026-01"
12135	tumbling ghostly smoldering bone dust	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12136	tumbling volatile bone bomb	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12137	brawny stylish hot boning knife of the brute	0		Moxie: +25, Muscle Percent: 50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12138	dangerous fistbone of dire peril of Leguizamo	0		Weapon Damage: 30, Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2025-12"
12139	upside-down dance instructor's Newton's savvy burnt bone belt	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12140	teal shaking avaricious scorched skull trophy	0		Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2025-12"
12141	rotten miniature wing bone	2	crappy	Last Available: "2025-12"
12142	enchanted high-proof acceptable weak skeleton venom	6	good	Effect: "meat.enh", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2025-12"
12143	boiled blinking blinking baked bone meal	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
12144	gray supercharged plastic skeleton rib cage	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2025-12"
12145	chaotic plastic skeleton skull	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12146	tumbling therapeutic plastic skeleton Crimbo hat	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2025-12"
12147	bouncing assembled plastic Santa skeleton	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12148	skewed sleigh	0		Familiar Weight: +10
12149	mirror undertakers' forceps	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12150	ghostly bone-polishing rag	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12151	groovy scorched skeleton mask of the sweet-tooth	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2025-12"
12152	wholesome rock-hard scorched skeleton shirt	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12153	miser's scorched skeleton pants of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12154	yellow pulsating messenger parrot egg	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12155	blue buryable chest	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12156	pulsating Shanty: Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor	0		Skill: "Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12157	blue Shanty: Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor (used)	0		Skill: "Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12158	blinking purple Shanty: I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor	0		Skill: "I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12159	squat Shanty: I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor (used)	0		Skill: "I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12160	Shanty: Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance	0		Skill: "Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance", Last Available: "2025-12"
12161	Shanty: Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance (used)	0		Skill: "Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance", Last Available: "2025-12"
12162	jittery huge Shanty: Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor?	0		Skill: "Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor?", Last Available: "2025-12"
12163	narrow Shanty: Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor? (used)	0		Skill: "Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor?", Last Available: "2025-12"
12164	Shanty: Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor	0		Skill: "Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12165	twirling Shanty: Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor (used)	0		Skill: "Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12166	Crymbocurrency tattoo	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12167	reassuring occult fireproof bonesaw	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2025-12"
12168	narrow vermiculite shield of James Dean of Gandalf	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2025-12"
12169	spinning hale ship's lantern	0		Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2025-12"
12170	squat Annie Oakley's heat-resistant harpoon pistol of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2025-12"
12171	spoiled traditional gingerloaf	3	crappy	Last Available: "2025-12"
12172	aged narrow Scotch and eggnog	4	awesome	Last Available: "2025-12"
12173	aerosolized super-ionized counterskeleton elixir	0		Effect: "Stregngth of the Gnome", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2025-12"
12174	weak acceptable &quot;salvaged&quot; wine	2	good	Last Available: "2025-12"
12175	upside-down The Encyclopedia of Holiday Funerary Rites (used)	0		Skill: "Holiday Burial Knowledge", Last Available: "2025-12"
12176	crate of prize-winning cheese	0		No Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
12177	decent squat squat lime green wedge of prize-winning cheese	3	good	Last Available: "2025-12"
12178	moist dry gummi fingerbone	0		Effect: "Sweetened and Fattened", Effect Duration: 40
12179	tumbling huge mansplainer's glimmering crystal of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2025-12"
12180	boxed Heartstone	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-02"
12181	Heartstone	0		All Attributes Percent: +25, Experience: +3, HP Regen Min: 15, HP Regen Max: 20, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Steal Monster's Heart", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %kill", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %banish", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %stun", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %luck", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %pals", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %buff", Last Available: "2026-02"
12182	Thwaitgold meat bee statuette	0		
12183	loose Meats	0		
12184	narrow Archaeologist's Spade	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12185	boxed Archaeologist's Spade	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-03"
12186	narrow dinosaur bone fragment	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12187	shaking Pork Elf pottery shard	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12188	2015 landfill detritus	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12189	intact dinosaur egg	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12190	spinning fossilized cow femur	0		Familiar Weight: +5
12191	unopened Pork Elf toiletries kit	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12192	Pork Elf toiletries kit	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12193	ionized Pork Elf mouthwash	0		Effect: "Oiled Skin", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2026-03"
12194	electrified denatured Pork Elf deodorant	0		Effect: "Retrograde Relaxation", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2026-03"
12195	extra-modified vacuum-sealed Pork Elf toothpaste	0		Effect: "Uncaged Power", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2026-03"
12196	bolt of fabric	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12197	and dress of the pedagogue of Flo-Jo	0		Experience: +3, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2026-03"
12198	shaking fireproof hardened and dress	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2026-03"
12199	aerosolized frozen dinosaur bone broth	0		Effect: "Goldentongue", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2026-03"
12200	gnawing bone	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12201	veiny dinosaur bone club	0		Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2026-03"
12202	horrifying vibrating dinosaur skull helmet	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2026-03"
12203	strapping dinosaur bone corset of James Dean	0		Muscle: +5, Experience (Moxie): +3, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2026-03"
12204	smooth watered-down Pork Elf cough syrup	2	awesome	Last Available: "2026-03"
12205	Pork Elf neti pot	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12206	blue Pork Elf medicine cabinet	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12207	jittery wobbly Pork Elf sink	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12208	Pork Elf toilet	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12209	bland snack-sized rat pizza	2	decent	Last Available: "2026-03"
12210	Fleek&trade; mascara	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12211	purple scorching toasty chilly hoverboard	0		Cold Damage: +5, Hot Damage: 30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-03"
12212	twirling lion tamer's forbidden left shark fin of the boozehound	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Experience (familiar): +2, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2026-03"
12213	blurry fitness tracking bracelet of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-03"
12214	pickled lime green candy bone	1		
12215	wrapped Baseball Diamond	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-04"
12216	Baseball Diamond	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2026-04"
12217	miniature stale discarded hot dog	2	decent	Last Available: "2026-04"
12218	high-proof perfectly mixed upside-down cyan most of a beer	8	EPIC	Last Available: "2026-04"
12222	pasta wand loot box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-05"
12223	<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary pasta wand</span>	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +5, Hot Damage: +5, Cold Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5, Spell Damage: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +15, Pasta Thrall Experience: +1, Single Equip, Display Name: "<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary pasta wand</span>", Last Available: "2026-05"
12225	twirling legendary noodles	0		Last Available: "2026-05"
12226	spoiled low-calorie blue can of tuna	1	crappy	
12227	spoiled fancy snack-sized alien salad	2	crappy	Effect: "Violent Night", Effect Duration: 10
12228	spoiled small narrow ratbatatouille	2	crappy	
12229	spoiled big onigiri	5	crappy	
12230	decent tumbling crudit&eacute;s	4	good	
12231	super-sized adequate sauced mutton	5	good	
12232	spoiled half-sized hot honey ant	2	crappy	
12233	spoiled half-sized huge tomb aspic	2	crappy	
12234	spoiled mirror later tots	3	crappy	
12235	moldy Frutti di Scatoletta	4	crappy	Last Available: "2026-05"
12236	moldy Pesto alla Marziano	4	crappy	Last Available: "2026-05"
12237	rotten purple Arrattabbattabiata	3	crappy	Last Available: "2026-05"
12238	yummy miniature twirling teal Orzo di Riso	2	awesome	Last Available: "2026-05"
12239	gigantic normal Pasta Grimavera	9	good	Last Available: "2026-05"
12240	special tiny flavorless Linguini Ubriacapa	1	decent	Effect: "Mistified", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2026-05"
12241	half-sized spoiled skewed Formica e Pepe	2	crappy	Last Available: "2026-05"
12242	massive adequate Tubetto Gelatto	6	good	Last Available: "2026-05"
12243	rotten Gnocci Domani	4	crappy	Last Available: "2026-05"
12244	bouncing Thwaitgold wallet moth statuette	0		
12245	cyan scabbarded Sword of S Words	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-06"
12246	second-hand synthetic sloth skin scabbard	0		Familiar Weight: +5
12248	mega helmet	0		
12252	spinning bouncing wool nippy Space Soldier Helmet	0		Cold Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +1
12253	normal small premium turkey leg	2	good	
12254	fortified mediocre styrofoam cup of mead	5	decent	
12255	blurry sword of the ox	0		Muscle: +20
12256	blinking skewed beefcake's staff	0		Muscle: +25
12257	wizardly lute	0		Mysticality: +25
12258	green shrink-wrapped Cup of 13s	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-07"
12259	Cup of 13s	0		Booze Drop: +60, MP Regen Min: 4, MP Regen Max: 8, HP Regen Min: 8, HP Regen Max: 13, Last Available: "2026-07"
12260	lightning-fast chilly mansplainer's The Wizard's Android	0		Monster Level: +15, Cold Damage: +5, Initiative: +40
12261	flash paperwad	0		
12262	juggling ball	0		
12263	manspreader's Sinatra's tactical jester's cap	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Monster Level: +10, Combat Item Damage Percent: 50
12264	spinning single-use sword	0		
12265	hardened flimsy plastic helmet	0		Damage Reduction: 3
12266	family-friendly flimsy plastic greaves	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1
12267	fuchsia perfumed flimsy plastic breastplate	0		Stench Resistance: +5
12268	narrow flimsy plastic shield of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3
12269	packaged Portable Laughing Stock	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-07"
12270	yellow crafty healthy Portable Laughing Stock of the sweet-tooth	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +10, Candy Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Taunt Your Foe", Last Available: "2026-07"
12271	wicked deadly smooth Staff of Anachronistic Churning	0		Moxie: +15, Weapon Damage: +5, Spell Damage: +5
12272	yummy classic banana	3	awesome	Last Available: "2026-07"
12273	big decent watermelon	5	good	Last Available: "2026-07"
12274	flavorless thick wobbly quince	5	decent	Last Available: "2026-07"
12275	wobbly Interesting Coin	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12276	Interesting Coin Inheritance Letter	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-08"
12277	moldy enchanted immense twirling classic banana pie	10	crappy	Effect: "Earthen Fist", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2026-07"
12278	oxidized deionized narrow essential banana decoction	0		Effect: "Aspect of the Twinklefairy", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2026-07"
12279	diffused jittery banana quintessence	0		Effect: "Buggy Flavor", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2026-07"
12280	lousy special shaking Aesop Daiquiri	4	decent	Effect: "Celestial Body", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2026-07"
12281	mediocre Monkey Congress	4	decent	Last Available: "2026-07"
12282	tasty blurry watermelon pie	4	awesome	Last Available: "2026-07"
12283	wet super-warmed yellow concentrated watermelon juice	0		Effect: "critical.enh", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2026-07"
12284	alkaline Aqua Citrulanatae	0		Effect: "Saucefingers", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2026-07"
12285	lousy watered-down Melonegroni	2	decent	Last Available: "2026-07"
12286	triple-distilled smooth Melonade Spritz	10	awesome	Last Available: "2026-07"
12287	gigantic delicious quince pie	8	awesome	Last Available: "2026-07"
12288	polarized super-frozen quince quaff	0		Effect: "The Moxie of LOV", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2026-07"
12289	dry twirling blurry Quickquince	0		Effect: "Kissed By Fire", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2026-07"
12290	bad Quiskey Sour	4	decent	Last Available: "2026-07"
12291	perfectly mixed spirit-forward Quincea&ntilde;era Cooler	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2026-07"
12292	special mediocre triple-distilled Roth IPA	9	decent	Effect: "Weird Vibrations", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2026-08"
12293	pulsating veiny Rosewater's underdraft protection	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2026-08"
12294	solvent	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12295	adequate soybean futures	3	good	Last Available: "2026-08"
12296	vacuum-sealed housing bubble	0		Effect: "How to Scam Tourists", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2026-08"
12297	unsweetened blue Pixie-Swordz	0		Effect: "Emotion Sickness", Effect Duration: 65
12298	twirling green executive auspicious financial instrument	0		Item Drop: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2026-08"
12299	crafty brainy hedge fund clippers	0		Mysticality: +5, Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2026-08"
12300	foul-smelling selling shorts	0		Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2026-08"
12301	bear tattoo	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12302	bull tattoo	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12303	maroon resourceful extremely unsafe 401k ring	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2026-08"
12304	balance sheet	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12305	liquefied blinking invisible hand	0		Effect: "Optimist Primal", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2026-08"
12306	vacuum-sealed circle of overdraft protection scroll	0		Effect: "Bilious Brawn", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2026-08"
12307	adjusted upside-down mint	0		Effect: "The Power of Negative Thinking", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2026-08"
12308	mirror savings bondo	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12309	homeowner's loam	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12310	dehydrated twirling toxic asset	1		Last Available: "2026-08"
12311	pickled intangible asset	1		Last Available: "2026-08"
12312	diluted mirror jittery liquid asset	1		Last Available: "2026-08"
12313	blinking gross prophet chrysalis	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12314	pulsating cast entrails	0		Familiar Weight: +5
12315	weak acceptable Malattia Becco Malbec	2	good	
12316	kneecapping contract	0		Skill: "Order a Kneecapping"
12317	skewed Old Country cookbook	0		Skill: "Old Country Cooking"
12318	twirling huge Thwaitgold and beetle statuette	0		
12319	gray Blue Team scarf	0		
12320	Red Team scarf	0		
12321	maroon meat shield toddler	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-09"
12322	can of shield tenderizer	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2026-09"