-1	perfectly mixed Petite Porter	3	EPIC	
-2	bad Scrawny Stout	3	decent	
-3	acceptable extra-dry Infinitesimal IPA	5	good	
-4	practically non-alcoholic artisanal eggnogtini	1	EPIC	
-5	triple-distilled aged candycaine	10	awesome	
-6	aged braincracker sweet	3	awesome	
-16	acceptable fermented honey	4	good	
-17	weak perfectly mixed fuchsia moons-shine	2	EPIC	
-18	bad gin	4	decent	
-19	tolerable triple-distilled ecto-nog	9	good	
-20	drinkable upside-down hot toady	3	good	
-21	tolerable yellow twirling mirror hot choculate	4	good	
-49	tolerable watered-down enchanted Cyder	2	good	
-50	tolerable fancy huge huge Oil Nog	3	good	
-51	perfectly mixed purple Hi-Octane Peppermint Jet Fuel	3	EPIC	
-58	artisanal boozy Grimacider	5	EPIC	
-59	tolerable practically non-alcoholic Isotope Nog	1	good	
-60	hand-crafted special Mutagin 'n' Tonic	3	EPIC	
-70	bad maroon Gin and Herring	3	decent	
-71	distilled lousy Black and Tan and Red All Over	5	decent	
-72	drinkable Antarctic Ice Tea	4	good	
-76	acceptable spirit-forward CRIMBCO Ribbon Candy Schnapps	5	good	
-77	hand-crafted CRIMBCO Egg Substitute Nog Substitute	4	EPIC	
-78	drinkable upside-down tumbling CRIMBCO Extreme Braincracker Sour	3	good	
-82	irresponsibly strong smooth bouncing Horseradish-infused Vodka	10	awesome	
-83	delicious tumbling upside-down Jerkitini	3	awesome	
-84	bad Desert Island Iced Tea	3	decent	
-88	delicious weak Crimbo Saketini	2	awesome	
-89	enchanted hand-crafted Crimboku Drop	3	EPIC	
-90	artisanal irresponsibly strong Flaming Crimbo Log	10	EPIC	
-107	practically non-alcoholic lousy Fortified Eggnog Slurry	1	decent	
-108	perfectly mixed Hot Buttered Rum	3	EPIC	
-109	fortified drinkable Spicy Hot Chocolate	5	good