1	wobbly seal-clubbing club	0		
2	skewed seal tooth	0		
3	huge pulsating wobbly chaotic helmet turtle	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
4	turtle totem	0		
5	pasta spoon	0		
6	curative ravioli hat	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
7	saucepan	0		
8	spices	0		
9	twirling supercool disco mask	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
10	pulsating disco ball	0		
11	spinning stolen accordion	0		Song Duration: 5
12	mariachi pants	0		Familiar Effect: "8xPotato, cap 2"
14	compressed moxie weed	1		
15	dehydrated upside-down strongness elixir	1		
16	altered magicalness-in-a-can	1		
17	bland noodles	4	decent	
18	tortoise's blessing	0		
19	asparagus knife of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50
20	teal Kentucky-style derby	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 5"
21	gray sweet ninja sword	0		
22	olive studded boxer shorts	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, 4xVolley, cap 5"
23	yellow chewing gum on a string	0		
24	twirling ten-leaf clover	0		
25	meat paste	0		
26	pulsating Dolphin King's map	0		
27	spider web	0		
28	really spider web	0		
29	gray really really spider web	0		
30	wobbly rock	0		
31	seal-toothed rock	0		
32	Bjorn's Hammer	0		Item Drop: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber"
33	snorkel	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
34	electrified Dolphin King's crown	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xGhuol, cap 8"
35	Sherlock's Knob Goblin scimitar	0		Item Drop: +25
36	pulsating greasy Knob Goblin tongs	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
37	viking helmet of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 5"
38	jittery bouncing chilly Knob Goblin pants	0		Cold Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 5xPotato, cap 6"
39	pretty flower	0		
40	blinking casino pass	0		
41	watered-down enchanted mediocre ice-cold Sir Schlitz	2	decent	Effect: "Jacked In", Effect Duration: 15
42	hermit permit	0		
43	worthless trinket	0		
44	worthless gewgaw	0		
45	shaking yellow worthless knick-knack	0		
46	narrow figurine	0		
47	stale hot buttered roll	3	decent	
48	pulsating heart of rock and roll	0		
49	adequate bowl of cottage cheese	3	good	
50	stiffened Rock and Roll Legend	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10
51	blue Knob Goblin Uberpants of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 11"
52	banjo strings	0		
53	chilly stone banjo	0		Cold Damage: +5
54	sizzling energetic Disco Banjo	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +10, Class: "Disco Bandit"
55	jabañero pepper	0		
56	hot sauce	0		
57	olive censurious 5-Alarm Saucepan	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Class: "Sauceror"
58	pulsating stone turtle	0		
59	slingshot	0		
60	sinister Mace of the Tortoise	0		Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
61	snack-sized normal fortune cookie	2	good	
62	blurry Jim Carey's oriole-feather headdress	0		Monster Level: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xVolley, cap 3"
63	action figure body	0		
64	action figure head	0		
65	blue huge Mighty Bjorn action figure	0		
66	gray blinking twig	0		
67	spaghetti with rock-balls	0		
68	padded deadly Pasta Spoon of Peril	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Damage Absorption: +20, Class: "Pastamancer"
69	shaking Newbiesport™ tent	0		
70	bar skin	0		
71	clever stakes	0		Maximum MP: +20
72	Socratic barskin hat	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 13"
73	cyan ghostly barskin tent	0		
74	twirling Temple map	0		
75	sapling	0		
76	teal Spooky-Gro fertilizer	0		
77	extremely unsafe stick	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100
78	spinning energetic pretty bouquet	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20
79	bugbear bungguard	0		Familiar Effect: "5xBarrr, cap 7"
80	fuchsia fairy gravy boat	0		
81	tolerable ice-cold Willer	4	good	
82	shaking ring	0		
83	shaft	0		
84	pulsating Orcish meat locker	0		
85	unlocked meat locker	0		
86	squat key	0		
87	upside-down meat from yesterday	0		
88	meat stack	0		
89	jittery sword hilt	0		
90	fuchsia blurry helmet recipe	0		
91	gray pants kit	0		
92	meatsmithing guide	0		
93	blinking basic meat sword of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20
94	strapping basic meat pants	0		Muscle: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xPotato, cap 10"
95	blinking dangerous basic meat helmet	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 2xFairy, cap 10"
96	ghostly narrow groovy dope gangsta bling-bling	0		Moxie Percent: +10
97	Sherlock's hale pimpin' meat hat	0		Maximum HP: +20, Item Drop: +25, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xVolley, cap 13"
98	cyan dried face	0		
99	meat face	0		
100	lifeless meat doll	0		
101	meat golem	0		
102	shrunken head	0		
103	lion tamer's Da Vinci's staff	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Experience (familiar): +2
104	scarecrow	0		
105	stale low-calorie bowl of charms	1	decent	
106	enchanted shaking ketchup	1	decent	Effect: "On the Trolley", Effect Duration: 50
107	catsup	1	EPIC	
108	mirror stick	0		
109	crossbow string	0		
110	stiffened basic meat staff	0		Damage Reduction: 1
111	ghostly upside-down sinister basic meat crossbow	0		Spell Damage: +10
112	cyan deadly weightlifter's meatloaf helmet	0		Muscle: +15, Weapon Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1.5xFairy, cap 13"
113	mirror forbidden dripping meat sword	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50
114	shaking shellacked dripping meat staff	0		Damage Reduction: 7
115	Fonzie's dripping meat crossbow	0		Experience (Moxie): +1
116	razor-sharp Bugfinder Blade of the businessman	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Meat Drop: +50
117	Gnollish plunger	0		
118	spring	0		
119	purple sprocket	0		
120	blinking cog	0		
121	sprocket assembly	0		
122	yellow cog and sprocket assembly	0		
123	Gnollish flyswatter	0		
124	empty meat tank	0		
125	full meat tank	0		
126	meat engine	0		
127	coward's Gnollish autoplunger	0		Monster Level: -20
128	Temple Grandin's meat pants	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, cap 11"
129	third-hand nunchaku of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25
130	upside-down eyepatch of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Familiar Effect: "4xBarrr, cap 8"
131	frilly skirt	0		Familiar Effect: "4xFairy, cap 8"
132	Meat maid body	0		
133	Certificate of Participation	0		
134	bitchin' meatcar	0		
135	cyan sweet rims	0		
136	tires	0		
137	dope wheels	0		
138	pulsating ice-cold six-pack	0		
139	valuable trinket	0		
140	dingy planks	0		
141	teal dingy dinghy	0		
142	anticheese	0		
143	cottage	0		
144	wobbly fuchsia squat stone of eXtreme power	0		
145	bouncing barbed-wire fence	0		
146	dinghy plans	0		
147	blurry spinning wicked eXtreme meat sword	0		Spell Damage: +5
148	family-friendly eXtreme meat staff	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1
149	eXtreme meat crossbow of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30
150	shaking Scalp of Gorgolok of mayonnaise of Flo-Jo	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +100, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
151	ghostly arcane researcher's Elder Turtle Shell of the boozehound	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Booze Drop: +100, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
152	spinning chaotic occult Colander of Em-er'il	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
153	asbestos-lined baleful Ancient Saucehelm	0		Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +5, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
154	foul-smelling Herculean Disco 'Fro Pick	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Stench Damage: +10, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
155	avaricious quilted El Sombrero De Lopez	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Meat Drop: +30, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
156	guild application	0		
157	Dramatic™ range	0		
158	spinning Gnollish pie tin	0		
159	bouncing wad of dough	0		
160	red pie crust	0		
161	flavorless blue pulsating ghuol egg	3	decent	
162	half-sized moldy twirling ghuol egg quiche	2	crappy	
163	tumbling supercharged skeleton bone	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30
164	smart skull	0		
165	skewer	0		
166	ghuol ears	0		
167	normal snack-sized spinning ghuol-ear kabob	2	good	
168	gravedigger's bone rattle	0		Spooky Damage: +10
169	fuchsia bugbear beanie	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7"
170	lihc eye	0		
171	decent enchanted maroon lihc eye pie	3	good	Effect: "Permafrosty", Effect Duration: 20
172	gnoll lips	0		
173	bouncing taco shell	0		
174	Gnollish casserole dish	0		
175	adequate blurry huge uncooked chorizo	3	good	
176	bouncing disembodied brain	0		
177	brainy skull	0		
178	detective skull	0		
179	tiny rotten chorizo taco	1	crappy	
180	acceptable high-proof ice-cold fotie	10	good	
181	spinning baseball	0		
182	batgut	0		
183	bat wing	0		
184	briefcase	0		
185	blinking fat stacks of cash	0		
186	bean	0		
187	skewed loose teeth	0		
188	bat guano	0		
189	guano coffee cup	0		
191	aromatic batskin belt	0		Stench Resistance: +1
192	shaking batskin belt	0		
193	birthday candle	0		
194	pulsating studded Mr. Accessory	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Softcore Only
195	eXtreme nose ring of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25
196	ghostly disassembled clover	0		
197	twirling rat whisker	0		
198	shaking bouncing rat appendix	0		
199	spinning toasty ring	0		Hot Damage: +5
200	flavorless miniature bouncing rat appendix kabob	2	decent	
201	adequate wobbly blurry bat wing kabob	4	good	
202	bland carob chunks	3	decent	
203	fuchsia herbs	0		
204	decent carob chunk cookies	3	good	
205	ghostly secret blend of herbs and spices	0		
206	mirror piercing post	0		
207	maroon hippy herbal tea	1	decent	
208	twirling patchouli incense stick	0		
209	wad of tofu	0		
210	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	0		Bonus Resting MP: +7
211	decorative fountain	0		
212	pulsating blurry windchimes	0		
213	medical-grade padded filthy corduroys	0		Damage Absorption: +20, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 2xPotato, cap 15"
214	smelly filthy knitted dread sack	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 15"
215	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	0		
216	yummy jumbo pulsating gray carob brownies	5	awesome	
217	stale wobbly herb brownies	4	decent	
218	hemp string	0		
219	necklace chain	0		
220	twirling gnoll teeth	0		
221	stylish gnoll-tooth necklace	0		Moxie: +25
222	phat turquoise bead	0		
223	fortified phat turquoise bracelet	0		Damage Absorption: +60
224	shaking thinker's eyepatch	0		Mysticality: +10, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, cap 6"
225	bland immense tofu casserole	7	decent	
226	altered can of Red Minotaur	1	decent	
227	pulsating greasy Kentucky-fried meat sword	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
228	twirling Socratic Kentucky-fried meat staff	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1
229	twirling spinning flame-wreathed Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10
230	ghostly pulsating dead guy's watch of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
231	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	0		
232	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	0		
233	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	0		
234	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	0		
235	twirling squat prompt horrifying Bigger Bugfinder Blade	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Adventures: +3
236	huge Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	0		
237	perfectly mixed bottle of gin	3	EPIC	
238	hand-crafted irresponsibly strong bottle of vodka	8	EPIC	
239	purple beefcake's Orcish baseball cap of temperance	0		Muscle: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 15"
240	smooth Orcish cargo shorts of horror	0		Moxie: +15, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 2xGhuol, cap 15"
241	fortified Orcish frat-paddle	0		Damage Absorption: +60
242	normal snack-sized	2	good	
243	bland grapefruit	3	decent	
244	stale grapes	3	decent	
245	yummy olive	4	awesome	
246	enchanted rotten tomato	3	crappy	Effect: "Always In Motion", Effect Duration: 35
247	fermenting powder	0		
248	delicious enchanted green salty dog	4	awesome	Effect: "Prideful Strut", Effect Duration: 45
249	artisanal watered-down bloody mary	2	EPIC	
250	tolerable spinning screwdriver	4	good	
251	weak tolerable martini	2	good	
252	artisanal weak bloody beer	2	EPIC	
253	spirit-forward lousy narrow shot of schnapps	5	decent	
254	weak drinkable shot of grapefruit schnapps	2	good	
255	mediocre watered-down lime green fine wine	2	decent	
256	smooth shot of tomato schnapps	3	awesome	
257	watered-down tolerable fancy extra-spicy bloody mary	2	good	Effect: "Going Ape", Effect Duration: 50
258	green dense meat stack	0		
259	snake skin	0		
260	spoiled White Citadel fries	4	crappy	
261	adequate maroon blinking White Citadel burger	4	good	
262	rotten special piece of wedding cake	3	crappy	Effect: "Wolf's Bane", Effect Duration: 35
263	huge toothsome chocolate chips	8	awesome	
264	diet rotten chocolate chip cookies	1	crappy	
265	teal flame-retardant satin pants	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xPotato, cap 10"
266	artisanal lightning	3	EPIC	
267	fuchsia mullet wig of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 10"
268	mirror flame-wreathed meat cowboy hat	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 3xLep, cap 10"
269	sword of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3
270	picket fence	0		
271	dried jittery barbell	1		
272	vaporized mirror purple concentrated magicalness pill	1		Effect: "Yuletide Mutations", Effect Duration: 50
273	dehydrated spinning moxie weed	1		
274	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	0		
275	shaking mosquito larva	0		
276	leprechaun hatchling	0		
277	altered ghostly upside-down extra-strength strongness elixir	1		
278	altered jug-o-magicalness	1		
279	denatured suntan lotion of moxiousness	1		Effect: "Pockets of Fire", Effect Duration: 50
280	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	0		
281	gasmask of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 12"
282	spinning olive Boris's key	0		
283	Jarlsberg's key	0		
284	Sneaky Pete's key	0		
285	toasty walrus-tusk earring	0		Hot Damage: +5
286	Temple Grandin's ring of half-assed regeneration	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Single Equip
287	skewed personal trainer's Boris's ring	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
288	potato sprout	0		
289	studded Jarlsberg's earring	0		Damage Absorption: +80
290	jittery boxer's Sneaky Pete's breath spray	0		Muscle Percent: +10
291	hale can of maces of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum HP: +20
292	veiny rubber axe	0		Maximum HP: +10
293	upside-down careful rosy-cheeked chef's hat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Monster Level: -10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xLep, cap 7"
294	narrow pail of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, cap 7"
295	wholesome demonskin trousers	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 3xPotato, cap 17"
296	lard-coated dungeoneer's dungarees	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 4xPotato, cap 7"
297	electrified shaking tamarind-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Wings of the Grasshopper", Effect Duration: 67
298	electrified Vulcanized lime green lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Flamibili Tea", Effect Duration: 41
299	chilled activated pickle-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Broken Fast", Effect Duration: 56
300	dry skewed jittery jabañero-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Chalky White Pallor", Effect Duration: 61
301	fuchsia flat dough	0		
302	toothsome Knob sausage	3	awesome	
303	spoiled half-sized Knob mushroom	2	crappy	
304	dry noodles	0		
305	red Samson's Knob Goblin harem pants	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 8xPotato, cap 2"
306	lime green Samson's Knob Goblin harem veil	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Familiar Effect: "5xLep, cap 2"
307	triple-ionized Knob Goblin perfume	0		Effect: "Down With Chow", Effect Duration: 15
308	pulsating personal trainer's Knob Goblin elite helm	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, cap 15"
309	smelly Knob Goblin elite pants	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, cap 15"
310	spinning slick Knob Goblin elite polearm	0		Moxie: +10
311	narrow hill of beans	0		
312	ghostly supercool Knob Goblin visor	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 12"
313	rosewater-soaked Crown of the Goblin King	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 17"
314	decent huge bean burrito	7	good	
315	tiny stale bean burrito	1	decent	
316	moldy insanely bean burrito	3	crappy	
317	flavorless bean burrito	4	decent	
318	rotten bean burrito	3	crappy	
319	normal ghostly huge insanely bean burrito	3	good	
320	decent small special bat haggis	2	good	Effect: "Arse-a'fire", Effect Duration: 25
321	decent menudo	3	good	
322	snack-sized tasty goat cheese	2	awesome	
323	half-sized rotten plain pizza	2	crappy	
324	miniature bland spinning sausage pizza	2	decent	
325	normal pulsating goat cheese pizza	3	good	
326	tasty small squat mushroom pizza	2	awesome	
327	blurry squat goat	0		
328	mediocre watered-down bottle of whiskey	2	decent	
329	dance instructor's goat beard	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 15"
330	wobbly gray glass of goat's milk	1	good	
331	delicious Canadian	3	awesome	
332	small bland lemon	2	decent	
333	enchanted miniature spoiled lime	2	crappy	Effect: "Polar Express", Effect Duration: 35
334	executive sabre teeth	0		Meat Drop: +40
335	blue ghostly sabre-toothed lime cub	0		
336	squat forbidden consolation ribbon	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50
337	pulsating blue ol' trophy	0		
338	tenderizing hammer	0		
339	mirror Cobb's Knob lab key	0		
340	denatured warmed ghostly upside-down Knob Goblin steroids	0		Effect: "Earthen Fist", Effect Duration: 33
341	triple-deionized boiled wobbly twirling Knob Goblin love potion	0		Effect: "Irresistible Resolve", Effect Duration: 54
342	Knob Goblin stink bomb	0		
343	double-ionized oxidized squat Knob Goblin sharpening spray	0		Effect: "Human-Hobo Hybrid", Effect Duration: 40
344	cyan Knob Goblin seltzer	0		
345	Knob Goblin superseltzer	0		
346	narrow scrumptious reagent	0		
347	Dyspepsi-Cola	0		
348	ninja mask of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xBarrr, cap 20"
349	icy katana hilt	0		
350	hot katana blade	0		
351	crafty cool icy-hot katana	0		Moxie: +5, Maximum MP: +10
352	slick ninja hot pants	0		Moxie: +10, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 3xPotato, cap 17"
353	ninja stars	0		
354	huge Samson's Rosewater's nunchaku	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience (Muscle): +5
355	eXtreme scarf of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 25"
356	shaking fortified snowboarder pants	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 25"
357	Mountain Stream soda	0		
358	stale shaking gr8ps	3	decent	
359	normal small t8r tots	2	good	
360	greasy miner's helmet	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 20"
361	miner's pants of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1.5xPotato, cap 20"
362	cyan sizzling 7-Foot Dwarven mattock	0		Hot Damage: +10
363	linoleum ore	0		
364	tumbling asbestos ore	0		
365	chrome ore	0		
366	linoleum sword hilt	0		
367	linoleum stick	0		
368	twirling linoleum crossbow string	0		
369	asbestos sword hilt	0		
370	asbestos stick	0		
371	asbestos crossbow string	0		
372	chrome sword hilt	0		
373	chrome stick	0		
374	upside-down chrome crossbow string	0		
375	linoleum meat stack	0		
376	asbestos meat stack	0		
377	spinning olive chrome meat stack	0		
378	linoleum sword of the ox of terror	0		Muscle: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
379	smelly linoleum staff of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +10
380	blinking flame-retardant friendly linoleum crossbow	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Hot Resistance: +1
381	ghostly groovy asbestos sword of Tarzan	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience (Muscle): +3
382	shaking ruddy asbestos staff	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Item Drop: +5
383	chilly Socratic asbestos crossbow	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Cold Damage: +5
384	spinning greasy therapeutic chrome sword	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
385	bouncing narrow shellacked chrome staff of the brazier	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Hot Spell Damage: +25
386	prompt scandalous chrome crossbow	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Adventures: +3
387	cyan fuzzy dice	0		
388	yeti fur	0		
389	tumbling knitted meaty helmet turtle	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 17"
390	dance instructor's asbestos helmet turtle	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xFairy, cap 20"
391	toasty linoleum helmet turtle	0		Hot Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xFairy, cap 25"
392	avaricious chrome helmet turtle	0		Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xFairy, cap 30"
393	penguin skin	0		
394	yak skin	0		
395	hippopotamus skin	0		
396	mirror jittery penguin shorts of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xGhuol, cap 30"
397	yakskin pants of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato, cap 35"
398	Socratic hippopotamus pants	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 32"
399	ruddy eXtreme mittens	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40
400	handful of drink tickets	0		
401	spinning Knob Kitchen grab-bag	0		
402	maroon sinister swashbuckling pants	0		Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 1.5xFairy, cap 20"
403	family-friendly shoulder parrot	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1
404	acoustic guitarrr of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3
405	sunken chest	0		
406	pirate pelvis	0		
407	pirate skull	0		
408	pirate skeleton	0		
409	vial of patchouli oil	0		
410	thinker's sk8board	0		Mysticality: +10
411	blue Jolly Roger charrrm	0		
412	narrow barrrnacle	0		
413	vibrating Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10
414	crowbarrr of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15
415	avaricious leotarrrd	0		Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 22"
416	wizardly safarrri hat	0		Mysticality: +25, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, cap 22"
417	extra-oxidized henna tattoo	0		Effect: "Sweet and Red", Effect Duration: 53
418	concentrated wobbly Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	0		Effect: "Wasabi With You", Effect Duration: 15
419	triple-tarnished extra-irradiated serum of sarcasm	0		Effect: "Chock Full o' Nanites", Effect Duration: 55
420	quadruple-unsweetened chilled pickled narrow tomato juice of powerful power	0		Effect: "The Wisdom... of the Future", Effect Duration: 60
421	anodized huge philter of phorce	0		Effect: "Banono", Effect Duration: 66
422	quadruple-vacuum-sealed super-ionized olive potion of potency	0		Effect: "Rad-ish", Effect Duration: 25
423	aerosolized triple-irradiated non-concentrated cordial of concentration	0		Effect: "Human-Orc Hybrid", Effect Duration: 28
424	cold-filtered warmed anodized lime green ointment of the occult	0		Effect: "Dragged Through the Coals", Effect Duration: 24
425	quadruple-boiled aerosolized oil of expertise	0		Effect: "Neuroplastici Tea", Effect Duration: 29
426	tarnished potion of temporary gr8ness	0		Effect: "Analog Drunk", Effect Duration: 22
427	bouncing occult box	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Wiki Name: "box"
428	nothing-in-the-box	0		
429	squat beanbag chair	0		Bonus Resting MP: +30
430	mirror acid-squirting flower	0		Single Equip, Thorns: 1
431	clown shoes of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Clowniness: 25
432	mirror bloody clown pants of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Clowniness: 25, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 2xFairy, cap 12"
433	squat skinny balloon	0		
434	wizardly balloon helmet	0		Mysticality: +25, Clowniness: 25, Familiar Effect: "3xFairy, cap 12"
435	nippy clever balloon sword	0		Maximum MP: +20, Cold Damage: +10, Clowniness: 50
436	balloon monkey	0		
437	chef skull	0		
438	spinning chef-in-the-box	0		
439	bartender skull	0		
440	purple bartender-in-the-box	0		
441	huge chef-skull-in-the-box	0		
442	twirling bartender-skull-in-the-box	0		
443	spinning beer lens	0		
444	beer goggles	0		
445	box-in-the-box of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
446	nothing-in-the-box-in-the-box	0		
447	MacGyver's box-in-the-box-in-the-box	0		Maximum MP: +100
448	skewed mirror quilted foolscap fool's cap of the blizzard	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Clowniness: 25, Familiar Effect: "3xVolley, cap 10"
449	pulsating jittery clown nose of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Clowniness: 25
450	pretentious paintbrush	0		
451	lime green pulsating ghostly pretentious palette	0		
452	skewed disease	0		
453	sober pill	0		
454	screwdriver	0		
455	decent spinning jumbo olive	3	good	
456	smooth watered-down tumbling dry martini	2	awesome	
457	smooth ye olde golde frontes	0		Moxie: +15, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip
458	continuum transfunctioner	0		
459	ghostly jittery pixel	0		
460	fuchsia pixel	0		
461	huge teal pixel	0		
462	bouncing jittery pixel	0		
463	pixel	0		
464	yellow wobbly pixel potion	0		
465	upside-down pixel potion	0		
466	pixel potion	0		
467	big rotten pixel pie	5	crappy	
468	ruby W	0		
469	wussiness potion	0		
470	lousy watered-down Imp Ale	2	decent	
471	adequate hot wing	3	good	
472	green greedy diamond-studded cane	0		Meat Drop: +20, Class: "Disco Bandit"
473	narrow yellow crutch of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25
474	skewed cast	0		
475	tumbling lime green flame-wreathed mask of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: 35, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xBarrr, cap 15"
476	hellion cube	0		
477	hardy Newton's infernal insoles	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum HP: +50
478	evil arch	0		
479	dodecagram	0		
480	mirror box of birthday candles	0		
481	eldritch butterknife	0		
482	ghostly Mr. Container of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2004-12"
483	mirror Newbiesport™ backpack of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2004-12"
484	wicked hemp backpack	0		Spell Damage: +5, Last Available: "2004-12"
485	snakehead charrrm	0		
486	olive ruddy Talisman o' Namsilat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Single Equip
487	arrrgyle socks of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
488	guitar pick	0		
489	drab sonata	0		
490	Jack Frost's experienced mesh cap	0		Experience: +2, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 41"
491	enormous belt buckle	0		
492	Da Vinci's chaps of the blizzard	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xBarrr, cap 40"
493	jittery ketchup hound	0		
494	Da Vinci's batblade	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5
495	catgut	0		
496	blurry cat appendix	0		
497	gnatwing	0		
498	bland papaya	3	decent	
499	stanky dangerous denim axe	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25
500	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	0		
501	snack-sized normal Elfin shortbread	2	good	
502	pagoda plans	0		
503	flavorless blue skewered cat appendix	3	decent	
504	cyan tumbling evil arches	0		
505	forbidden gnatwing earring of vim and vigor	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP Percent: +50
506	delicious bite-sized Hell broth	1	awesome	
507	lion tamer's thunderrr guitarrr	0		Experience (familiar): +2
508	jittery yellow sonata	0		
509	Hey Deze nuts	0		
510	Boris's key lime	0		
511	huge Jarlsberg's key lime	0		
512	mirror Sneaky Pete's key lime	0		
513	delicious Boris's key lime pie	4	awesome	
514	delicious Jarlsberg's key lime pie	4	awesome	
515	tasty Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	4	awesome	
516	Hey Deze map	0		
517	ghostly mansplainer's bejeweled accordion strap	0		Monster Level: +15, Class: "Accordion Thief"
518	mirror mystery juice	0		
519	moxie magnet	0		Moxie Controls MP
520	leaflet	0		
521	red beefy kickback cookbook	0		Muscle: +10
522	one-winged stab bat	0		
523	rewinged stab bat	0		
524	acceptable papaya sling	3	good	
525	grue egg	0		
526	Frobozz Real-Estate Company Instant House (TM)	0		
527	volleyball	0		
528	blood-faced volleyball	0		
529	fertilized ghuol egg	0		
530	quantum spray paint	0		Effect: "Ass Over Teakettle", Effect Duration: 35
531	special sauce glove of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Sauceror", Single Equip
532	forbidden ladle of mystery	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Class: "Sauceror"
533	spinning Gnollish toolbox	0		
534	abridged dictionary	0		
535	bouncing bridge	0		
536	dictionary	0		
537	wobbly narrow pr0n legs	0		
538	narrow maroon rosewater-soaked f3d0r4	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 27"
539	lowercase N	0		
540	Vulcanized Tasty Fun Good rice candy	0		Effect: "Dances with Tweedles", Effect Duration: 48
541	draggin' ball hat of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Item Drop: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 25"
542	Jeselnik's hale 1337 7r0uZ0RZ	0		Maximum HP: +20, Sleaze Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, cap 27"
543	moldy big twirling Trollhouse cookies	5	crappy	
544	miser's chilly talons	0		Cold Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +10
545	stale tiny Spam Witch sammich	1	decent	
546	skewed meat vortex	0		
547	334 scroll	0		
548	668 scroll	0		
549	tumbling 30669 scroll	0		
550	33398 scroll	0		
551	64067 scroll	0		
552	64735 scroll	0		
553	huge 31337 scroll	0		
554	rotten skewed pr0n cocktail	3	crappy	
555	ghostly greasy Newton's drywall axe	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
556	Pine-Fresh air freshener of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5
557	weak hand-crafted bouncing whiskey and cola	2	EPIC	
558	flavorless papaya taco	3	decent	
559	razor-sharp can lid	0		
560	spoiled stalk of asparagus	3	crappy	
561	gray pregnant mushroom	0		
562	ratgut	0		
563	sonar-in-a-biscuit	0		
564	mediocre special Mad Train wine	4	decent	Effect: "Radiant Personality", Effect Duration: 35
565	shaking Oprah's hobo gloves	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Single Equip
566	grievous bum cheek	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xVolley, cap 5"
567	hermit script	0		
568	rotten half-sized Double Bacon Beelzeburger	2	crappy	
569	half-sized flavorless Lord of the Flies-sized fries	2	decent	
570	adequate Chicken Sandwich	3	good	
571	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	1	decent	
572	moldy diet squat Children's Meal of the Damned	1	crappy	
573	bland snack-sized noodles	2	decent	
574	fancy toothsome bite-sized noodles	1	awesome	Effect: "Well-preserved", Effect Duration: 20
575	stale huge painful penne pasta	8	decent	
576	flavorless thick mirror ravioli della hippy	5	decent	
577	spoiled pr0n m4nic0tti	3	crappy	
578	spoiled Hell ramen	4	crappy	
579	decent huge boring spaghetti	7	good	
580	sauce of the ages	0		
581	twirling yellow schmancy cheese sauce	0		
582	skewed Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	0		
583	gigantic flavorless tumbling fettucini Inconnu	6	decent	
584	bland spaghetti with Skullheads	3	decent	
585	bland small gnocchetti di Nietzsche	2	decent	
586	therapeutic ridiculously huge sword of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
587	oxidized vacuum-sealed narrow super-spiky hair gel	0		Effect: "Blood-Gorged", Effect Duration: 68
588	soft echo eyedrop antidote	0		
589	diet adequate red narrow cocoa eggshell fragment	1	good	
590	spoiled immense cocoa eggshell fragment	7	crappy	
591	cocoa egg	0		
592	house	0		
593	phonics down	0		
594	bouncing gravedigger's amulet of extreme plot significance	0		Spooky Damage: +10
595	scroll of drastic healing	0		
596	coward's titanium assault umbrella	0		Monster Level: -20
597	energetic Mohawk wig	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 35"
598	ghostly the Slug Lord's map	0		
599	spinning greedy pants of the Slug Lord	0		Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 3xPotato, cap 8"
600	padded Dr. Hobo's scalpel of the detective	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Item Drop: +20
601	bouncing Dr. Hobo's map	0		
602	wobbly Degrassi Knoll shopping list	0		
603	tumbling Item #13	0		
604	lime green Penultimate Fantasy chest	0		
605	squat Tissue Paper Immateria	0		
606	skewed Tin Foil Immateria	0		
607	Gauze Immateria	0		
608	Plastic Wrap Immateria	0		
609	S.O.C.K.	0		
610	procrastination potion	0		
611	D	0		
612	pulsating original G	0		
613	plot hole	0		
614	extra-moist magnetized teal probability potion	0		Effect: "Pie in the Sky", Effect Duration: 15
615	huge chaos butterfly	0		
616	furry fur	0		
617	ionized electrified ghostly Angry Farmer candy	0		Effect: "Fire Inside", Effect Duration: 25
618	activated wet blinking green Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	0		Effect: "Radiant Personality", Effect Duration: 63
619	tumbling beefy needle	0		Muscle: +10
620	warmed pulsating thin candle	0		Effect: "Tiki Thoughtfulness", Effect Duration: 69
621	Warm Subject gift certificate	0		
622	jittery awful poetry journal	0		
623	twirling WA	0		
624	red NG	0		
625	blinking wang	0		
626	Wand of Nagamar	0		
627	ND	0		
628	jittery metallic A	0		
629	blue tumbling flame-retardant eye	0		Hot Resistance: +1
630	photoprotoneutron torpedo	0		
631	Rosewater's furry pants	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, MP regen, cap 37"
632	twirling auspicious disturbing fanfic	0		Item Drop: +10
633	sinister Sinatra's wolf mask	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, HP regen, cap 37"
634	cool whip	0		
635	Lo Pan's paper umbrella	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30
636	meat globe	0		
637	upside-down toaster	0		
638	ghostly healthy asshat of the empath	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +5, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xVolley, cap 7"
639	toothsome big abominable snowcone	5	awesome	
640	narrow Ent cider	1	crappy	
641	moldy toast	3	crappy	
642	skeleton key	0		
643	wobbly skeleton key ring	0		
644	Crimbo pressie	0		Last Available: "2003-12"
645	lime green wrapping paper	0		Last Available: "2003-12"
646	low-calorie fancy moldy fruitcake	1	crappy	Effect: "Preternatural Greed", Effect Duration: 40
647	present	0		Last Available: "2004-11"
648	tumbling chilly Crimbo sword	0		Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2004-10"
649	bouncing aromatic Crimbo hat	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1.75xVolley, 1.75xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-10"
650	upside-down reassuring Crimbo pants	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-10"
651	sizzling exclusive ultra-rare item	0		Hot Damage: +10
652	quantum egg	0		
653	intragalactic rowboat	0		
654	blurry star	0		
655	twirling huge line	0		
656	wobbly star chart	0		
657	ribald star sword	0		Sleaze Damage: +10
658	nasty star crossbow	0		Stench Damage: +5
659	purple tumbling star staff of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50
660	tumbling star pants of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 41"
661	jittery studded star hat	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 0.5xPotato, cap 41"
662	chaotic star buckler	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10
663	star throwing star	0		
664	upside-down star starfish	0		
665	ghostly mirror Richard's star key	0		
666	pulsating skewed fireproof electrified wizardly steaming evil	0		Mysticality: +25, Hot Resistance: +3, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
667	castle map	0		
668	mirror spiked femur of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20
669	immense delicious ghuol guolash	10	awesome	
670	red ribald lihc face	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr, cap 22"
671	toasty dance instructor's grave robbing shovel	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Hot Damage: +5
672	bland big fancy cranberries	5	decent	Effect: "Bloody-minded", Effect Duration: 35
673	acceptable yellow squat vodka and cranberry	3	good	
674	drinkable whiskey	3	good	
675	Jack Frost's skull of the Bonerdagon	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50
676	dragonbone belt buckle	0		
677	huge badass belt of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
678	narrow chest of the Bonerdagon	0		
679	mediocre enchanted squat roll in the hay	4	decent	Effect: "Tremella Tremens", Effect Duration: 25
680	delicious slap and tickle	4	awesome	
681	acceptable slip 'n' slide	3	good	
682	acceptable a sump'm sump'm	3	good	
683	tolerable horizontal tango	4	good	
684	mediocre practically non-alcoholic pink pony	1	decent	
685	Jack Frost's rosy-cheeked Mr. Shirt of bravery	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Resistance: +5
686	zippy knuckles	0		Initiative: +20
687	enhanced electrified blood of the Wereseal	0		Effect: "Broberry Brotality", Effect Duration: 47
688	rosy-cheeked pixel hat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xVolley, cap 12"
689	blurry pixel pants of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 4xPotato, cap 12"
690	pixel sword of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15
691	digital key	0		
692	Ascension Souvenir T-Shirt	0		
693	rosewater-soaked harem girl t-shirt	0		Stench Resistance: +3
694	razor-sharp Knob Goblin elite shirt	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25
696	huge ruddy frilly shirt	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40
697	soggy wofl t-shirt of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
698	blurry loathing eagle baby-doll shirt of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100
699	Annie Oakley's pirate shirt	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20
700	filthy hippy poncho	0		Item Drop: +5
701	floral print shirt of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15
702	friendly coconut bikini top	0		Familiar Weight: +3
703	blinking blinking Usain Bolt's goth kid t-shirt	0		Initiative: +80
704	fuchsia hamethyst	0		
705	baconstone	0		
706	huge porquoise	0		
707	ghostly pork elf goodies sack	0		
708	ring setting	0		
709	jewelry-making pliers	0		
711	jittery zippy hamethyst earring of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Initiative: +20
712	Temple Grandin's beefy hamethyst necklace of the pedagogue	0		Muscle: +10, Experience: +3, Familiar Weight: +7, Single Equip
713	curative beefcake's hamethyst bracelet	0		Muscle: +25, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
714	hamethyst ring of the bloodbag of incineration of the glutton	0		Maximum HP: +100, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip
715	blinking Fonzie's strapping baconstone earring	0		Muscle: +5, Experience (Moxie): +1, Single Equip
716	yellow perfumed horrifying baconstone pendant	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +5
717	gravedigger's scorching baconstone bracelet	0		Hot Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip
718	ghostly hardened stiffened baconstone ring of the boozehound	0		Damage Reduction: 4, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip
719	squat greedy rosy-cheeked porquoise eyebrow ring	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +20
720	ruddy porquoise necklace of the brazier	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
721	savvy porquoise bracelet of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Mysticality Percent: +20
722	narrow mansplainer's porquoise ring of dire peril of courage	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Monster Level: +15, Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip
723	spoiled half-sized pulsating red Knoll mushroom	2	crappy	
724	bland mushroom	4	decent	
725	one million meat pancakes	0		
726	banded huge mirror shard	0		Damage Absorption: +100
727	narrow hedge maze puzzle	0		
728	wobbly hedge maze key	0		
729	jittery yellow shaking fishbowl	0		
730	fishtank	0		
731	fish hose	0		
732	hosed tank	0		
733	hosed fishbowl	0		
734	avaricious nasty electrified makeshift SCUBA gear	0		Stench Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +30, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Adventure Underwater
735	bouncing rosewater-soaked easter egg balloon	0		Stench Resistance: +3
736	stone tablet (Sinister Strumming)	0		
737	stone tablet (Squeezings of Woe)	0		
738	upside-down huge stone tablet (Really Evil Rhythm)	0		
739	cyan tambourine bells	0		
740	electrified tambourine	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
741	broken skull	0		
742	delicious Knoll shroomkabob	4	awesome	
743	toothsome big mushroom	5	awesome	
744	aerosolized hair spray	0		Effect: "X-Ray Vision", Effect Duration: 11
746	stat script	0		
747	Knob Goblin firecracker	0		
748	gourd potion	0		
749	enchanted miniature spoiled warm mushroom	2	crappy	Effect: "Thaumodynamic", Effect Duration: 45
750	spoiled mushroom quesadilla	4	crappy	
751	decent cool mushroom	4	good	
752	decent massive cool mushroom casserole	10	good	
753	moldy jumbo pointy mushroom	5	crappy	
754	tasty wobbly cream of pointy mushroom soup	4	awesome	
755	decent tiny shaking skewed blue mushroom	1	good	
756	moldy mushroom	3	crappy	
757	decent mushroom	4	good	
758	half-sized stale red ghost cucumber	2	decent	
759	huge dill	0		
760	cyan vinegar	0		
761	brine	0		
762	watered-down aged especially salty dog	2	awesome	
763	ghostly pickling solution	0		
764	adequate huge twirling spectral pickle	9	good	
765	bouncing briny vinegar	0		
766	ghost pickle on a stick	0		
767	electrified upside-down cologne of contempt	0		Effect: "Super Vision", Effect Duration: 33
768	weightlifter's spork	0		Muscle: +15
769	pulsating perfumed voodoo doll	0		Stench Resistance: +5
770	narrow squat cyan frosty basic meat fez of courage	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "3xLep, cap 11"
771	tassel	0		
772	foon of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25
773	maroon narrow rosewater-soaked knitted basic meat spork	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +3
774	asbestos-lined savvy basic meat foon	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Hot Resistance: +5
775	Yeti Protest Sign	0		
776	kneecapping stick of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100
777	greasy iron pasta spoon	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
778	curative support cummerbund	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
779	Mob Penguin cellular phone	0		
780	olive scroll of pasta summoning	0		
781	galvanized mafia aria	0		Effect: "Hustlin'", Effect Duration: 46
782	Mr. Exploiter	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
783	'Villa' document	0		
784	drinkable Acqua Del Piatto Merlot	3	good	Last Available: "2004-10"
785	raffle ticket	0		
786	spoiled spinning strawberry	4	crappy	
787	acceptable red bottle of rum	3	good	
788	smooth strawberry daiquiri	3	awesome	
789	drinkable rum and cola	4	good	
790	delicious triple-distilled grog	7	awesome	
791	energetic Mafia bow tie of the blizzard	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2004-10"
792	wool Golden Mr. Accessory	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Softcore Only
793	diffused boiled twirling oil of stability	0		Effect: "Disdain of the Storm Tortoise", Effect Duration: 25
794	wet upside-down oil of slipperiness	0		Effect: "Stimulated Body", Effect Duration: 54
795	delicious Acque Luride Grezze Cabernet	3	awesome	Last Available: "2004-10"
796	upside-down greedy smartaleck's cement shoes of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Moxie Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2004-10"
797	tolerable rockin' wagon	4	good	
798	weak tolerable ocean motion	2	good	
799	high-proof hand-crafted fuzzbump	8	EPIC	
800	decent huge poutine	8	good	
801	stale Knob stir-fry	4	decent	
804	flavorless Knoll stir-fry	4	decent	
805	snack-sized toothsome special stir-fry	2	awesome	Effect: "Permafrosty", Effect Duration: 30
806	stale asparagus stir-fry	4	decent	
807	fancy adequate low-calorie olive stir-fry	1	good	Effect: "Deeply Ironic", Effect Duration: 40
808	immense adequate Knob sausage stir-fry	10	good	
809	normal bat wing stir-fry	4	good	
810	tasty squat wobbly rat appendix stir-fry	3	awesome	
811	rotten tofu stir-fry	4	crappy	
812	normal pr0n stir-fry	4	good	
813	bland narrow Knob shells	3	decent	
814	bland skewed bätzle	4	decent	
815	decent jittery ratini	4	good	
816	moldy enchanted Knob stroganoff	4	crappy	Effect: "Oxygenated Blood", Effect Duration: 35
817	thick fancy yummy spinning menudo ravioli	5	awesome	Effect: "Crimbo Epiphany", Effect Duration: 5
818	teal plus sign	0		
819	wobbly jittery milky potion	0		
820	spinning swirly potion	0		
821	squat bubbly potion	0		
822	smoky potion	0		
823	green cloudy potion	0		
824	effervescent potion	0		
825	shaking fizzy potion	0		
826	dark potion	0		
827	squat purple murky potion	0		
828	baby killer bee	0		
829	anti-anti-antidote	0		
830	big enchanted spoiled royal jelly	5	crappy	Effect: "Spookypants", Effect Duration: 35
831	cyan small box	0		
832	box	0		
833	upside-down olive resourceful vorpal blade	0		Maximum MP: +50
834	twirling Sinatra's cornuthaum of temperance	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, 1.25xFairy, cap 21"
835	ring of aggravate monster of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20
836	bland blue mind flayer corpse	3	decent	
837	artisanal weak spinning Uovo Marcio Shiraz	2	super ultra mega EPIC	Last Available: "2004-10"
838	medical-grade hardy Mafia stogie	0		Maximum HP: +50, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2004-10"
839	artisanal Maiali Sifilitici Pinot Noir	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2004-10"
840	dangerous Mafia violin case of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Weapon Damage: +10, Last Available: "2004-10"
841	lousy tomato daiquiri	4	decent	
842	tolerable beertini	3	good	
843	delicious ghostly salty slug	3	awesome	
844	delicious papaya slung	3	awesome	
845	skewed MAHI fez of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 0.5xPotato, 0.5xLep, 0.5xFairy"
847	heteroerotic frat-paddle	0		
848	hypodermic needle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
849	Meat detector	0		Familiar Weight: +5
850	many-eyed glasses	0		Familiar Weight: +5
851	cyan prosthetic forehead	0		Familiar Weight: +5
852	olive shaker of salt	0		Familiar Weight: +5
853	yellow blundarrrbus	0		Familiar Weight: +5
854	spinning sucky decal	0		Familiar Weight: +5
855	balloon knife	0		Familiar Weight: +5
856	shock collar	0		
857	moonglasses	0		
858	palm-frond toupee	0		Familiar Weight: +5
859	knife and fork	0		Familiar Weight: +5
860	mirror eye-pod	0		Familiar Weight: +5
861	chocolate spurs	0		Familiar Weight: +5
862	magnifying glass	0		Familiar Weight: +5
863	skewer-mounted razor blade	0		Familiar Weight: +5
864	stinger	0		Familiar Weight: +5
865	lead necklace	0		Familiar Weight: +3
866	shaving cream	0		
867	frozen modified spinning pine tar	0		Effect: "Pumped Up", Effect Duration: 42
869	forest tears	0		
870	sage fetus-smashing club	0		Mysticality Percent: +10
871	maroon jittery meatcar model	0		Familiar Weight: +5
872	Time Juice	0		Last Available: "2004-01"
873	red rolling pin	0		
874	unrolling pin	0		
875	tumbling frightening rosy-cheeked banded crazy bastard sword	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Spooky Damage: +5
876	greasy Newton's incredibly dense meat gem of vim and vigor	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
877	Talisman of Baio of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20
878	Fonzie's hypnodisk	0		Experience (Moxie): +1
879	aerosolized bottle of goofballs	0		Effect: "Sourpuss", Effect Duration: 29
880	upside-down sharpshooter's disbelief suspenders	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10
881	asbestos-lined supportive bra	0		Hot Resistance: +5
882	Blatantly Canadian	0		
883	maple syrup	1	decent	
884	ghostly chaotic los chinos	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, HP regen, cap 13"
885	axe of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
886	gray mirror leaflet	0		
887	leaf	0		
888	huge squat maple leaf	0		
889	maroon Usain Bolt's balaclava	0		Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1.5xLep, cap 12"
890	yummy balaclava baklava	3	awesome	
891	resourceful Warehouse 23 bling	0		Maximum MP: +50
892	Oprah's dance instructor's Herculean bugbear-smiting sword	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum MP Percent: +50
893	mediocre blurry lumbering jack	4	decent	
894	blue skewed Dark Jill-O-Lantern	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
895	Rosewater's Ms. Accessory	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Softcore Only
896	smelly occult Mr. Accessory Jr.	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Softcore Only
897	coffee sprite	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-10"
898	Cheshire Bitten	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-10"
899	ghostly custom avatar form	0		Free Pull
900	skewed smile-sharpening stone	0		Familiar Weight: +5
901	espresso maker	0		Familiar Weight: +5
902	100-Watt bulb	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
903	artisanal squat Spasmi Dolorosi Del Rene Champagne	3	super EPIC	Last Available: "2004-10"
904	upside-down scandalous school Mafia knickerbockers of Calamity Jane of mayonnaise	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Sleaze Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "5xGhoul, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-10"
905	ionized modified huge Yummy Tummy bean	0		Effect: "Coy to the Hurled", Effect Duration: 40
906	diffused liquefied skewed wobbly Rock Pops	0		Effect: "You Know What's Up", Effect Duration: 32
907	vacuum-sealed liquefied triple-deionized Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "Sticky Fingers", Effect Duration: 23
908	frozen concentrated enhanced mirror Cold Hots candy	0		Effect: "Full-Body Tan", Effect Duration: 58
909	magnetized altered Wint-O-Fresh mint	0		Effect: "Booooooze", Effect Duration: 48
910	big spoiled jittery dwarf bread	5	crappy	
911	modified skewed squat Senior Mints	0		Effect: "Hammertime", Effect Duration: 56
912	altered tarnished jittery pixellated candy heart	0		Effect: "Barking Mad", Effect Duration: 35
913	cold-filtered non-ionized kobold	0		Effect: "White Knuckles", Effect Duration: 25
914	hand turkey outline	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2004-11"
915	yam pinky ring	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
916	skewed smelly intergalactic pom poms of Flo-Jo	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +100
917	Mob Penguin protection contract	0		
918	Radio Free Baseball Cap of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2006-07"
919	green blurry Jack Frost's Radio Free Pants	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xGhoul, 1xLep, cap 37", Last Available: "2006-07"
920	tumbling Radio Free Foil of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2006-07"
921	adequate immense radio button candy	6	good	
922	skewed severed rocking horse head of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3
923	broken cellular phone	0		Last Available: "2004-01"
924	crimbo elfling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
925	dental pliers	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
926	quadruple-pickled blue Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	0		Effect: "Pharmaceutically Cool", Effect Duration: 33
927	watered-down delicious Ferita Del Petto Zinfandel	2	awesome	Last Available: "2006-12"
928	hardy fuzzy bracelets	0		Maximum HP: +50
929	wobbly forbidden arse-shooting crossbow	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50
931	perfectly mixed strong spiced rum	5	EPIC	
932	lousy eggnog	3	decent	
933	bland miniature cyan narrow candy cane	2	decent	
934	moldy half-sized gingerbread bugbear	2	crappy	
935	imitation nice watch of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2004-12", Nonstackable Watch
936	Hanukkimbo dreidl	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
937	spinning menorette	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2004-12"
938	huge dangerous plastic sword	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Last Available: "2004-12"
939	small Crimbo Pressie	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
940	bow	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
941	Crimbo stocking	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
942	yellow wobbly greedy bowler	0		Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 1.5xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-12"
943	blue educational bow staff of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience: +1, Last Available: "2004-12"
944	tumbling Jack Frost's bowlegged pants	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-12"
945	skewered jumbo olive	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
946	skewered lime	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
947	ghostly skewered cherry	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
948	drinkable skewed martini	4	good	Last Available: "2004-12"
949	drinkable grogtini	3	good	Last Available: "2004-12"
950	irresponsibly strong aged cherry bomb	6	awesome	Last Available: "2004-12"
951	wobbly extra special Crimbo stocking	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
952	squat friendly quilted hockey mask	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Familiar Weight: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1.5xGhuol, cap 25"
953	penguin-smacking club	0		Familiar Damage: +15
954	orphan baby yeti	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
955	Tesla fez of etymology	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 30"
956	bland twirling twirling carob chunk noodles	4	decent	
957	tasty snack-sized chorizo brownies	2	awesome	
958	spoiled gigantic squat purple chocolate and tomato pizza	7	crappy	
959	blurry maroon flange	0		
960	clockwork key	0		
961	silk garter snake	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
962	velvet choker	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
963	frosty sage plastic seal clubber	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10
964	scorching plastic turtle tamer of the brazier	0		Hot Damage: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +25
965	frosty occult plastic pastamancer	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +10
966	careful deadly plastic sauceror	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Monster Level: -10
967	skewed cyan censurious Da Vinci's plastic disco bandit	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Sleaze Resistance: +3
968	tumbling gravedigger's plastic accordion thief of temperance	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5
969	squat olive plastic mosquito of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20
970	greasy plastic leprechaun	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
971	narrow veiny plastic levitating potato	0		Maximum HP: +10
972	blinking deadly plastic angry goat	0		Weapon Damage: +5
973	jittery razor-sharp plastic sabre-toothed lime	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25
974	tumbling plastic fuzzy dice of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100
975	shellacked plastic pirate skeleton	0		Damage Reduction: 7
976	Rosewater's plastic barrrnacle	0		Mysticality Percent: +30
977	twirling padded plastic howling balloon monkey	0		Damage Absorption: +20
978	huge auspicious plastic stab bat	0		Item Drop: +10
979	rock-hard plastic grue	0		Damage Reduction: 5
980	razor-sharp plastic blood-faced volleyball	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25
981	blurry squat plastic ghuol whelp of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60
982	tumbling olive censurious plastic baby gravy fairy	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3
983	coward's plastic cocoabo	0		Monster Level: -20
984	jittery gray perfumed plastic star starfish	0		Stench Resistance: +5
985	jittery plastic ghost pickle on a stick of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100
986	lard-coated plastic killer bee	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
987	smartaleck's plastic Cheshire bat	0		Moxie Percent: +30
988	fuchsia shaking plastic coffee pixie of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3
989	plastic bitchin' meatcar of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
990	arcane researcher's plastic hermit	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
991	hardened slick plastic Boris of the boozehound	0		Moxie: +10, Damage Reduction: 3, Booze Drop: +100
992	blue knitted ribald frightening plastic Jarlsberg	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +3
993	maroon avaricious clever plastic Sneaky Pete of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum MP: +20, Meat Drop: +30
994	careful plastic Susie	0		Monster Level: -10
995	half-sized bland ghostly Lucky Surprise Egg	2	decent	
998	maiden wig	0		Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, cap 8"
999	maid head	0		
1000	pulsating Meat maid	0		
1002	brawny Xlyinia's notebook	0		Muscle Percent: +20
1003	soda water	0		
1004	enchanted tolerable narrow bottle of tequila	4	good	Effect: "Shamboozled", Effect Duration: 5
1005	acceptable boxed wine	4	good	
1006	small rotten cherry	2	crappy	
1007	tumbling coconut shell of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 7"
1008	skewed razor-sharp ice cubes	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25
1009	lousy high-proof special vodka martini	7	decent	Effect: "Spooky Weapon", Effect Duration: 10
1010	drinkable whiskey and soda	3	good	
1011	tolerable high-proof wobbly monkey wrench	10	good	
1012	weak hand-crafted tequila sunrise	2	EPIC	
1013	tolerable margarita	4	good	
1014	tolerable strawberry wine	3	good	
1015	perfectly mixed skewed wine spritzer	4	EPIC	
1016	hand-crafted perpendicular hula	4	EPIC	
1017	fancy artisanal ducha de oro	4	EPIC	Effect: "Funky Coal Patina", Effect Duration: 15
1018	artisanal special calle de miel	3	EPIC	Effect: "Abyssal Sweat", Effect Duration: 35
1019	tolerable dry vodka martini	4	good	
1020	weak lousy bouncing bouncing old-fashioned	2	decent	
1021	weak artisanal tequila with training wheels	2	EPIC	
1022	hand-crafted sangria	3	EPIC	
1023	smooth enchanted vesper	4	awesome	Effect: "Cautious Prowl", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2004-12"
1024	watered-down lousy squat bodyslam	2	decent	Last Available: "2004-12"
1025	watered-down drinkable sangria del diablo	2	good	Last Available: "2004-12"
1026	purple Valentine	0		Free Pull
1027	squat whip kit	0		
1028	cyan blinking buckler buckle	0		
1029	pulsating Usain Bolt's hippo whip	0		Initiative: +80
1030	stylish penguin whip	0		Moxie: +25
1031	stanky yak whip	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25
1032	gnauga hide whip of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10
1033	gnauga hide	0		
1034	hippo skin buckler of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3
1035	jittery supercool penguin skin buckler	0		Moxie Percent: +20
1036	yakskin buckler of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100
1037	weightlifter's gnauga hide buckler	0		Muscle: +15
1038	oxidized energized modified Connery's Elixir of Audacity	0		Effect: "Jelly Combed", Effect Duration: 26
1040	blurry Tam O'Shanter	0		Meat Drop: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-03"
1041	practically non-alcoholic aged blurry beer	1	awesome	
1042	string of beads of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100
1043	wizardly string of beads	0		Mysticality: +25
1044	string of beads of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20
1045	spinning rosewater-soaked plastic bottle opener	0		Stench Resistance: +3
1046	MacGyver's Da Vinci's traffic cone	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Maximum MP: +100, Familiar Effect: "cap 15", Last Available: "2005-03"
1047	delicious N. O. Beer	3	awesome	
1048	diluted maroon oyster egg	1		Effect: "Swimming Head", Effect Duration: 5
1049	twisted cyan oyster egg	1		
1050	denatured ghostly gray oyster egg	1		
1051	upside-down huge plastic oyster egg	0		
1052	powdered wobbly oyster egg	1		
1053	diluted oyster egg	1		
1054	dehydrated blue spinning oyster egg	1		
1055	green plastic oyster egg	0		
1056	compressed puce oyster egg	1		
1057	boiled jittery ghostly puce oyster egg	1		
1058	denatured skewed puce oyster egg	1		Effect: "Good Karma", Effect Duration: 30
1059	shaking puce plastic oyster egg	0		
1060	modified lime green jittery mauve oyster egg	1		
1061	powdered purple mauve oyster egg	1		
1062	boiled shaking mauve oyster egg	1		Effect: "Marco Polarity", Effect Duration: 35
1063	jittery mauve plastic oyster egg	0		
1064	boiled twirling oyster egg	1		
1065	denatured oyster egg	1		Effect: "A Taste of Rainbow", Effect Duration: 35
1066	twisted blinking oyster egg	1		
1067	plastic oyster egg	0		
1068	diluted wobbly squat oyster egg	1		Effect: "Brawnee's Anthem of Absorption", Effect Duration: 40
1069	compressed cyan oyster egg	1		
1070	compressed squat oyster egg	1		
1071	green plastic oyster egg	0		
1072	denatured shaking off-white oyster egg	1		
1073	dehydrated jittery jittery off-white oyster egg	1		Effect: "Broken Bone Nubs", Effect Duration: 20
1074	vaporized mirror off-white oyster egg	1		
1075	off-white plastic oyster egg	0		
1076	modified ghostly jittery huge oyster egg	1		
1077	modified tumbling oyster egg	1		
1078	mixed huge oyster egg	1		Effect: "Human-Slime Hybrid", Effect Duration: 15
1079	plastic oyster egg	0		
1080	oyster basket	0		
1081	bouncing emo roe	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-04"
1082	skewed gazing shoes	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
1083	gray personal raindrop	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-04"
1084	rainbow tie	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
1085	clockwork widget	0		
1086	wobbly clockwork thingamajig	0		
1087	clockwork doohickey	0		
1088	clockwork clockwise dome	0		
1089	clockwork spine	0		
1090	clockwork rings	0		
1091	blue clockwork claws	0		
1092	clockwork sheet	0		
1093	clockwork counterclockwise dome	0		
1094	spinning clockwork sphere	0		
1095	deactivated MicroMechaMech	0		
1096	pulsating clockwork endoskeleton	0		
1097	wholesome clockwork hat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 20"
1098	sharpshooter's clockwork trench coat	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10
1099	maroon hale clockwork pants	0		Maximum HP: +20, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 1.5xGhuol, cap 20"
1100	stiffened gnauga hide chaps	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 4xBarrr, cap 20"
1101	false eyelashes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1102	wobbly targeting chip	0		
1103	red unwound clockwork grapefruit	0		
1104	Mountie hat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1105	bouncing clockwork bartender head	0		
1106	shaking clockwork chef head	0		
1107	jittery clockwork maid head	0		
1108	gray clockwork detective skull	0		
1109	green clockwork bartender-head-in-the-box	0		
1110	clockwork chef-head-in-the-box	0		
1111	clockwork bartender-in-the-box	0		
1112	clockwork chef-in-the-box	0		
1113	clockwork maid	0		
1114	upside-down tisket	0		
1115	tasket	0		
1116	annoying pitchfork	0		Monster Level: +5
1117	fireproof Jack Frost's Stupid University Diploma of bravery	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Hot Resistance: +3, Spooky Resistance: +5
1118	pregnant mushroom	0		
1119	pregnant mushroom	0		
1120	pregnant mushroom	0		
1121	inexplicably rock	0		
1122	shaking fairy gravy	0		
1123	Usain Bolt's halfberd	0		Initiative: +80
1124	upside-down small glove	0		
1125	Sinatra's Da Vinci's glove	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Experience (Moxie): +5, Item Drop: +5
1126	toothpick of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
1127	ninja sword of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50
1128	spinning cyan teeny-tiny ninja stars	0		
1129	blue Jim Carey's sequined fez	0		Monster Level: +25, Familiar Effect: "1.75xLep, cap 20"
1130	olive blank card	0		
1131	beet	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1132	maroon Totally Gay Claymore	0		
1133	skewed lard-coated star shirt	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
1134	cosmetics bag	0		
1135	activated pressed eyeliner	0		Effect: "Full of Vinegar", Effect Duration: 51
1136	moist upside-down lipstick	0		Effect: "Squirming Like a Toad", Effect Duration: 49
1137	Jim Carey's bicycle chain	0		Monster Level: +25, Item Drop: +5
1138	mushroom fermenting solution	0		
1139	lousy fancy mushroom wine	3	decent	Effect: "Bilious Briskness", Effect Duration: 20
1140	practically non-alcoholic drinkable icy mushroom wine	1	good	
1141	mediocre mushroom wine	4	decent	
1142	acceptable pointy mushroom wine	3	good	
1143	weak tolerable flat mushroom wine	2	good	
1144	delicious watered-down cool mushroom wine	2	awesome	
1145	lousy knob mushroom wine	3	decent	
1146	lousy practically non-alcoholic wobbly knoll mushroom wine	1	decent	
1147	smooth mushroom wine	3	awesome	
1148	lousy shot of flower schnapps	4	decent	
1149	special rotten huge flower petal pie	8	crappy	Effect: "Egg on your Face", Effect Duration: 25
1150	artisanal bottle of single-barrel whiskey	3	EPIC	
1151	pulsating discarded plastic fork of Leguizamo of Flo-Jo	0		Monster Level: +20, Initiative: +100
1152	gravy-covered maypole	0		Item Drop: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-05"
1153	small yummy Retenez L'Herbe Paté	2	awesome	
1154	twisted Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	1	good	
1155	letter from King Ralph XI	0		
1157	Van der Graaf wholeberd	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
1158	galvanized aerosolized Meleegra™ pills	0		Effect: "Ermine Eyes", Effect Duration: 61
1159	mariachi G-string	0		
1160	Socratic irate sombrero	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 3xLep, cap 11"
1161	squat pile of candy	0		
1162	unsweetened electrified handsomeness potion	0		Effect: "Quaaaaaaa", Effect Duration: 39
1163	nitrogenated modified blinking marzipan skull	0		Effect: "Square to be Hip", Effect Duration: 23
1164	poultrygeist	0		
1165	hovering sombrero	0		
1166	maracas	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1167	plain brown wrapper	0		
1168	less-than-three-shaped box	0		
1169	wobbly exactly-three-shaped box	0		
1170	blinking squat chocolate box	0		
1171	pulsating coffin	0		
1172	asbestos box	0		
1173	ghostly linoleum box	0		
1174	jittery chrome box	0		
1175	cryptic puzzle box	0		
1176	refrigerated biohazard container	0		
1177	magnetic field	0		
1178	maroon potted cactus	0		
1179	daisy	0		
1180	potted fern	0		
1181	tulip	0		
1182	skewed Venus flytrap	0		
1183	all-purpose flower	0		
1184	exotic orchid	0		
1185	long-stemmed rose	0		
1186	spinning gray gilded lily	0		
1187	deadly nightshade	0		
1188	lotus	0		
1189	blinking can of asparagus	0		
1190	dodecapede	0		
1191	squat ghuol whelp	0		
1192	zmobie	0		
1193	blinking Raggedy Hippy doll	0		
1194	stab bat	0		
1195	apathetic lizardman doll	0		
1196	yeti	0		
1197	spinning Mob Penguin	0		
1198	upside-down skewed sabre-toothed lime	0		
1199	maroon bugbear	0		
1200	huge tasty huge mugcake	8	awesome	
1201	toothsome urinal cake	3	awesome	
1202	snack-sized yummy Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	2	awesome	
1203	normal tumbling personalized birthday cake	4	good	
1204	flavorless three-tiered wedding cake	4	decent	
1205	stale half-sized babycakes	2	decent	
1206	half-sized bland velvet cake	2	decent	
1207	small toothsome squat congratulatory cake	2	awesome	
1208	normal angel-food cake	3	good	
1209	spoiled devil's-food cake	4	crappy	
1210	bland snack-sized gray birthday party jellybean cheesecake	2	decent	
1211	balloon	0		
1212	balloon	0		
1213	heart-shaped balloon	0		
1214	anniversary balloon	0		
1215	bouncing Mylar balloon	0		
1216	twirling Kevlar balloon	0		
1217	bouncing upside-down thought balloon	0		
1218	green rat head balloon	0		Familiar Weight: -3
1219	mini-zeppelin	0		
1220	Mr. Balloon of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3
1221	tumbling balloon	0		
1222	Mr. Eh? of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Softcore Only
1224	MacGyver's Herculean steel shillelagh of the detective	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum MP: +100, Item Drop: +20
1225	pulsating toasty ruddy steel skullcap of Gandalf	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1xFairy, cap 22"
1226	narrow steel solitaire of wisdom of Calamity Jane of the detective	0		Mysticality: +15, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Item Drop: +20, Single Equip
1227	gray Lo Pan's steel scarf of Tarzan of mayonnaise	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
1228	squat asbestos-lined steel slacks of wisdom of extreme caution	0		Mysticality: +15, Monster Level: -25, Hot Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "prismatic atk, 4xBarrr, cap 22"
1229	vibrating studded thinker's steel suspenders	0		Mysticality: +10, Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Single Equip
1230	steel-toed supercool pikestaff of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Moxie Percent: +20, Damage Reduction: 9
1231	razor-sharp groovy savvy pith helmet	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Moxie Percent: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 45"
1232	miser's wool slick pocketwatch	0		Moxie: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip
1233	flame-retardant supercharged hale pinky ring	0		Maximum HP: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip
1234	mirror gravedigger's scorching sizzling pants	0		Hot Damage: 35, Spooky Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 45"
1235	bouncing shaking greedy wizardly pendant	0		Mysticality: +25, Meat Drop: +20, Four Songs, Single Equip
1236	inspector's energetic hockey stick of furious angry rage	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Item Drop: +15
1237	tapped lotus	0		
1238	glowsticks	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1239	iced-out bling	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1240	limburger biker boots	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1241	teal carton of clove cigarettes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1242	deflated inflatable dodecapede	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
1243	wobbly toy six-seater hovercraft	0		Familiar Weight: -5, Last Available: "2011-12"
1244	squat bouncing Glass Balls of the Goblin King of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3
1245	pulsating Jim Carey's Codpiece of the Goblin King	0		Monster Level: +25, Single Equip
1246	asbestos-lined resourceful Samson's rib of the Bonerdagon	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum MP: +50, Hot Resistance: +5
1247	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	0		
1248	mirror Bonerdagon necklace of the blizzard of doom of mayonnaise	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
1249	blurry padded Boss Bat britches	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xGhuol, cap 16"
1250	friendly clever Boss Bat bling	0		Maximum MP: +20, Familiar Weight: +3
1251	tiny adequate Knob shroomkabob	1	good	
1252	flavorless shroomkabob	3	decent	
1253	pile of jumping beans	0		
1254	flavorless maroon jumping bean burrito	4	decent	
1255	small special normal jumping bean burrito	2	good	Effect: "Natural 20", Effect Duration: 35
1256	stale insanely jumping bean burrito	4	decent	
1257	low-calorie bland squat rat scrapple	1	decent	
1258	spinning pail of pretentious paint	0		
1259	up-at-dawn traffic cone of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 15", Last Available: "2005-06"
1260	wax lips	0		Experience: +3, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-07"
1261	boiled Hatorade	1		Effect: "Sewer-Drenched", Effect Duration: 40
1262	green executive wool off-hand balloon of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Cold Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +40
1263	pygmy bugbear shaman	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
1264	blinking nose-bone fetish	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1265	box of sunshine	0		Free Pull
1266	flavorless gloomy mushroom	3	decent	
1267	huge dead mimic	0		
1268	narrow pine wand	0		
1269	ghostly ebony wand	0		
1270	green hexagonal wand	0		
1271	aluminum wand	0		
1272	marble wand	0		
1273	supercharged magic lamp	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30
1274	mixed skewed teal Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	1		Effect: "Mortarfied", Effect Duration: 50
1275	bouncing educational basic meat skirt	0		Experience: +1, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 3xFairy, cap 10"
1276	hand-crafted watered-down Otorian Battle Scar	2	EPIC	
1277	lion tamer's basic meat kilt	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 10"
1278	beefcake's meat skirt	0		Muscle: +25, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 11"
1279	huge flame-retardant meat kilt	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 11"
1280	penguinskin mini-skirt of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xFairy, cap 30"
1281	sizzling penguinskin mini-kilt	0		Hot Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xFairy, cap 30"
1282	avaricious yakskin skirt	0		Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 35"
1283	gray supercharged yakskin kilt	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 35"
1284	inspector's hippopotamus skirt	0		Item Drop: +15, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 32"
1285	blurry greasy hippopotamus kilt	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 32"
1286	friendly furry skirt	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 37"
1287	beefcake's furry kilt	0		Muscle: +25, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 37"
1288	gnauga hide skirt of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Familiar Effect: "2.5xFairy, cap 20"
1289	steel-toed gnauga hide kilt	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Familiar Effect: "2.5xFairy, cap 20"
1290	extra-boiled deionized tumbling blue wind-up clock	0		Effect: "Human-Fish Hybrid", Effect Duration: 42
1291	ghostly flame-retardant Jekyllin hide belt	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-09"
1292	skirt / kilt kit	0		
1293	tumbling blurry greedy ring of adornment	0		Meat Drop: +20
1294	squat resourceful dance instructor's ring of increase damage	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum MP: +50
1295	gravedigger's ring of gain strength	0		Spooky Damage: +10
1296	jittery Usain Bolt's ring of resistance	0		Initiative: +80
1297	supercool ring of fire resistance	0		Moxie Percent: +20
1298	ring of conflict of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip
1299	Oprah's pirate hook	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50
1300	chilly monster bait	0		Cold Damage: +5, Single Equip
1301	dry super-colloidal deodorant	0		Effect: "Red Misty-Eyed", Effect Duration: 17
1302	cold-filtered blinking reodorant	0		Effect: "Insatiable Hunger", Effect Duration: 19
1303	Mjolnir Jr.	0		
1304	doppelshifter egg	0		Free Pull
1305	makeup kit	0		Familiar Weight: +15
1306	avaricious sinister traffic cone	0		Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 2xLep, cap 15", Last Available: "2005-10"
1307	calm attention-deficit demon	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-10"
1308	unwound cymbal-playing monkey	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-10"
1309	attention spanner	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1310	funky fez	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1311	blurry comfy blanket	0		Last Available: "2005-10"
1312	olive blinking MacGyver's Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	0		Maximum MP: +100, Single Equip
1313	shaking zippy Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	0		Initiative: +20, Single Equip
1314	scorching Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	0		Hot Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 3xGhuol, cap 18"
1315	dance instructor's rose-colored glasses	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
1316	facsimile dictionary	0		
1317	shaking maroon blood flower	0		
1318	lovecat tail	0		
1319	plastic passion fruit	0		
1320	stale questionable taco	3	decent	
1321	Doc's Miracle Cure	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1322	skewed petrified time	0		Last Available: "2005-10"
1323	arcane researcher's time helmet	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2005-10"
1324	avaricious time trousers	0		Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2005-10"
1325	shaking deadly time sword	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Last Available: "2005-10"
1326	beefcake's Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	0		Muscle: +25, Familiar Effect: "3xFairy, cap 7"
1327	MacGyver's Cloaca-Cola shield	0		Maximum MP: +100
1328	padded Cloaca-Cola fatigues	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Familiar Effect: "4xPotato, 1.5x Ghoul, cap 7"
1329	Dyspepsi-Cola shield of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20
1330	Socratic Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Familiar Effect: "3.5xPotato, 3xVolley, cap 7"
1331	Cloaca-Cola helmet of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Familiar Effect: "3xFairy, cap 7"
1332	shaking Cloaca-Cola knapsack	0		
1333	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	0		
1334	fuchsia Cloaca-Cola	0		
1335	Dyspepsi grenade	0		
1336	red Cloaca grenade	0		
1338	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	0		
1339	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	0		
1340	pulsating Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	0		
1341	groovy Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Single Equip
1342	picture of a dead guy's girlfriend	0		
1343	zombie pineal gland	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1344	nitrogenated extra-polymerized Gummi-Gnauga	0		Effect: "Adrenaline Rush", Effect Duration: 30
1345	improved polarized Now and Earlier	0		Effect: "Adorable Lookout", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2020-09"
1346	quantum twirling Sugar Cog	0		Effect: "Briny Blood", Effect Duration: 36
1347	loaded serum blowgun	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1348	blinking empty blowgun	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1349	jittery miniscule temporal rip	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-11"
1350	purple 1.21 jigawatts	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2005-11"
1351	huge lightning-fast pinky ring	0		Initiative: +40, Single Equip
1352	tolerable watered-down blinking redrum	2	good	
1353	ninja pirate zombie robot	0		
1354	tumbling pile of pebbles	0		
1355	moldy super-sized bowl of oriole's nest soup	5	crappy	
1356	squat bunny liver	0		
1357	spirit-forward bad Mt. Noob Pale Ale	5	decent	
1358	pirate zombie head	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1359	ninja pirate zombie robot head	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1360	gray pirate zombie robot head	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1361	smelly disembodied smile	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
1362	sausage	0		
1363	clockwork pirate skull	0		
1364	blurry rhesus monkey	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1365	bite-sized enchanted moldy spinning tofurkey leg	1	crappy	Effect: "Tearful, Fearful", Effect Duration: 5
1366	small fancy decent tofurkey gravy	2	good	Effect: "Super-Mega-Charged", Effect Duration: 30
1367	normal gigantic herbal stuffing	8	good	
1368	stale small can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	2	decent	
1369	bland narrow yams	3	decent	
1370	spinning Sinatra's rhinestone cowboy shirt	0		Experience (Moxie): +5
1371	pulsating gingham blouse of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
1372	ghostly souvenir ski t-shirt of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3
1373	sweet nutcracker	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-12"
1374	mirror mandible	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2005-12"
1375	chilly plastic Crimbo wreath	0		Cold Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2005-12"
1376	purple rosewater-soaked plastic Uncle Crimbo	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2005-12"
1377	rock-hard plastic Crimbo elf	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Last Available: "2005-12"
1378	prompt plastic sweet nutcracker	0		Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2005-12"
1379	healthy plastic Crimbo reindeer	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2005-12"
1381	olive aspirin	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1382	chilled wet ghostly chocolate	0		Effect: "Alchemical, Brother", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2015-11"
1383	length of string	0		
1384	googly eye	0		
1385	stuffing	0		
1386	shaking felt	0		
1387	block	0		
1388	toy wheel	0		
1389	wobbly yo-yo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
1390	top	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
1391	blurry ball	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
1392	kite	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1393	shaking pet rock	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1394	huge doppelshifter	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1395	wobbly teddy bear	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1396	weightlifter's duck-on-a-string of Leguizamo	0		Muscle: +15, Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2005-12"
1397	squat toy soldier	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1398	blurry doll house	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1399	brawny toy train	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2005-12"
1400	green smartaleck's marionette	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Last Available: "2005-12"
1401	Van der Graaf sock monkey	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2005-12"
1402	mirror rag doll of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Last Available: "2005-12"
1403	pulsating pulsating Sherlock's can of fake snow	0		Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2005-12"
1404	frosty colored-light "necklace"	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2005-12"
1405	purple shaking squat tree skirt of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2005-12"
1406	moldy wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	4	crappy	Effect: "Wreathed in Merriment", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
1407	moldy huge bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	6	crappy	Effect: "Fury of the Bells", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
1408	half-sized stale lime green tree-shaped Crimbo cookie	2	decent	Effect: "Yuletide Sappiness", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
1409	MacGyver's Unionize The Elves sign	0		Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2005-12"
1410	olive sleeping snowy owl	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1411	blurry Tome of Snowcone Summoning	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-01", Skill: "Summon Snowcones"
1412	polarized snowcone	0		Effect: "Hot Hands", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2006-01"
1413	nitrogenated boiled snowcone	0		Effect: "Joy", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2006-01"
1414	super-unsweetened narrow snowcone	0		Effect: "Cold Hands", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2006-01"
1415	anodized nitrogenated wet snowcone	0		Effect: "Ironclad", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2006-01"
1416	unsweetened narrow snowcone	0		Effect: "Pasty", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2006-01"
1417	irradiated gray snowcone	0		Effect: "You're Rubber", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2006-01"
1418	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2006-01"
1419	teddy bear sewing kit	0		Last Available: "2006-01"
1420	flame-wreathed friendly traffic cone	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xLep, 2xFairy, cap 15", Last Available: "2006-01"
1421	upside-down Scandalously Skimpy Bikini	0		Four Songs, Single Equip
1422	Sombrero De Vida	0		Four Songs, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, 1xLep, cap 12"
1423	narrow upside-down iceberglet	0		Last Available: "2006-02"
1424	smartaleck's ice sickle of the businessman	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-02"
1425	banded ice baby	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-02"
1426	ice pick of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2006-02"
1427	scandalous ice skates of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-02"
1428	moldy blinking grue egg omelette	3	crappy	
1429	wobbly roll of drink tickets	0		
1430	twirling pregnant gloomy mushroom	0		
1431	pregnant mushroom	0		
1432	bland mushroom	3	decent	
1433	upside-down purple fruit bowl	0		
1434	fruit basket	0		
1435	hot pink lipstick	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1436	hot stuffing	0		
1437	useless powder	0		
1438	improved twinkly powder	0		Effect: "Jawin'", Effect Duration: 31
1439	flattened moist narrow hot powder	0		Effect: "Favored by Lyle", Effect Duration: 27
1440	liquefied super-enhanced pulsating twirling powder	0		Effect: "Sticks and Stones", Effect Duration: 18
1441	oxidized jittery twirling powder	0		Effect: "Conspiratory Eyes", Effect Duration: 24
1442	anodized extra-frozen tumbling stench powder	0		Effect: "Phorcefullness", Effect Duration: 21
1443	cold-filtered gray sleaze powder	0		Effect: "In the Limelight", Effect Duration: 36
1444	energized dry twinkly nuggets	0		Effect: "Salamanderenity", Effect Duration: 59
1445	oxidized gray hot nuggets	0		Effect: "Flamibili Tea", Effect Duration: 14
1446	corrupted mirror nuggets	0		Effect: "Bonelording", Effect Duration: 51
1447	nitrogenated alkaline corrupted nuggets	0		Effect: "Bloody-minded", Effect Duration: 38
1448	modified stench nuggets	0		Effect: "Woad Warrior", Effect Duration: 58
1449	Vulcanized dry olive shaking sleaze nuggets	0		Effect: "Ooh, Bitter!", Effect Duration: 44
1450	mixed twinkly wad	1		
1451	boiled bouncing hot wad	1		
1452	twisted jittery mirror wad	1		
1453	powdered tumbling wobbly wad	1		
1454	compressed stench wad	1		
1455	distilled sleaze wad	1		
1456	shaking double daisy	0		
1457	narrow Goth Giant	0		
1458	normal Valentine's Day cake	3	good	
1459	blurry maroon arrow'd heart balloon	0		
1460	velvet box	0		
1461	squashed frog	0		
1462	eye of newt	0		
1463	salamander spleen	0		
1464	tumbling mirror sleazy fairy gravy	0		
1465	suede shortsword	0		
1466	bouncing bamboo bokuto	0		
1467	25-meat staff	0		
1468	two-handed depthsword	0		
1469	pulsating bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	0		
1470	green lead yo-yo	0		
1471	slightly peevedbow	0		
1472	teal tumbling bouncing sack of doorknobs	0		
1473	ball-and-chain	0		
1474	squat automatic catapult	0		
1475	pentacorn hat	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 10"
1476	maroon goofily-plumed helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 17"
1477	plastic hard hat	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 22"
1478	jittery mirror salad bowl	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 30"
1479	upside-down gray football helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 37"
1480	chain-mail monokini	0		Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 4xBarrr, cap 7"
1481	union scalemail pants	0		Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, cap 12"
1482	paper-plate-mail pants	0		Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xBarrr, cap 20"
1483	troutpiece	0		Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 27"
1484	alpha-mail pants	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 35"
1485	pulsating wobbly maroon boxer's beefcake's rabbit's foot	0		Muscle: +25, Muscle Percent: +10
1486	red bouncing massive bag of catnip	0		
1487	spinning hang glider	0		
1488	fuchsia March hat	0		Free Pull
1489	dormouse	0		
1490	executive Samson's chopsticks	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Meat Drop: +40
1491	wizardly rice bowl	0		Mysticality: +25
1492	executive ninja mop	0		Meat Drop: +40
1493	squat gray narrow rosewater-soaked ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +3
1494	quadruple-quantum corrupted squat sugar-coated pine cone	0		Effect: "Physicali Tea", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2020-09"
1495	stiffened razor-sharp traffic cone	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Damage Reduction: 1, Familiar Effect: "2xLep, 2xFairy, cap 15", Last Available: "2006-03"
1496	triple-distilled acceptable gloomy mushroom wine	10	good	
1497	spirit-forward tolerable mushroom wine	5	good	
1498	narrow twirling McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning	0		Last Available: "2006-04", Skill: "Summon Hilarious Objects"
1499	maroon whoopie cushion	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1500	fake fake vomit	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1501	concentrated double-denatured green wobbly huge explosion-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Sticky Fingers", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2006-04"
1502	huge clown hammer	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1503	rubber emo roe	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1504	extra-warmed snowcone	0		Effect: "The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2006-04"
1505	bouncing shaking ice cube with a fly in it	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1506	practically non-alcoholic artisanal calle de miel with a fly in it	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2006-04"
1507	lousy practically non-alcoholic rockin' wagon with a fly in it	1	decent	Last Available: "2006-04"
1508	lousy perpendicular hula with a fly in it	3	decent	Last Available: "2006-04"
1509	delicious watered-down skewed slap and tickle with a fly in it	2	awesome	Last Available: "2006-04"
1510	spinning bag of airline peanuts	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1511	yellow quilted fake hand	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Last Available: "2006-04"
1512	powdered Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	1		Effect: "Full-Body Tan", Effect Duration: 40
1513	twisted twirling squat red Knob Goblin learning pill	1		Effect: "Holiday Disappointment", Effect Duration: 35
1514	altered ghostly Knob Goblin eyedrops	1		
1515	dried shaking Knob Goblin nasal spray	1		
1516	KWE-brand transistor radio	0		
1518	vampire heart	0		
1519	Talisman of Bakula	0		Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Give In To Your Vampiric Urges"
1520	flame-wreathed Radio KoL Coffee Mug of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +10
1521	pulsating Frank Gorshin trophy	0		
1522	upside-down jittery huge dog trainer's fortified Radio Free Jersey	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Experience (familiar): +1
1523	bottle of used blood	0		
1524	wind-up chattering teeth	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1525	upside-down joybuzzer	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shake Hands", Last Available: "2006-04"
1526	tumbling pet rock "Snooty" disguise	0		Familiar Weight: +11, Equips On: "Pet Rock | Toothsome Rock | Bulky Buddy Box | Holiday Log", Last Available: "2006-04"
1527	yellow narrow diamond-studded fronts	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2006-04"
1528	pulsating vibrating beefy corkscrew	0		Muscle: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2006-04"
1529	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1530	fake plastic grass	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
1531	nasty grass skirt	0		Stench Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1.5xFairy, cap 20", Last Available: "2011-01"
1532	huge bouncing grass hat of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 20", Last Available: "2011-01"
1533	olive grass blade of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2011-01"
1534	raffle prize box	0		
1536	tumbling green homeless hobo spirit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-05"
1537	weegee sqouija	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1538	gray groovy sparkly engagement ring	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Single Equip
1539	Tam O'Shatner	0		Meat Drop: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-03"
1540	blue energetic forbidden Grimacite goggles	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 31", Last Available: "2008-10"
1541	chilly Grimacite glaive of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: 30, Last Available: "2008-10"
1542	wobbly chaotic Herculean Grimacite greaves	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 3xGhoul, cap 37", Last Available: "2008-10"
1543	huge rock-hard educational Grimacite garter	0		Experience: +1, Damage Reduction: 5, Last Available: "2008-10"
1544	asbestos-lined educational Grimacite galoshes	0		Experience: +1, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2008-10"
1545	smelly brainy Grimacite gorget	0		Mysticality: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2008-10"
1546	Grimacite guayabera of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2008-10"
1547	frosty Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +10
1548	zippy Newton's Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Initiative: +20
1549	MSG	0		
1550	baleful second-hand knockoff engagement ring	0		Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
1551	acceptable mirror wobbly bottle of Domesticated Turkey	4	good	
1552	weak hand-crafted huge bottle of Definit	2	EPIC	
1553	drinkable pulsating bottle of Calcutta Emerald	3	good	
1554	artisanal weak bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	2	EPIC	
1555	delicious extra-dry yellow bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	5	awesome	
1556	tolerable boxed champagne	3	good	
1557	small moldy jittery kumquat	2	crappy	
1558	diet toothsome tangerine	1	awesome	
1559	jittery tonic water	0		
1560	bland skewed red cocktail onion	4	decent	
1561	adequate raspberry	3	good	
1562	yummy blinking kiwi	3	awesome	
1563	watered-down acceptable maroon whiskey bittersweet	2	good	
1564	bad mimosette	3	decent	
1565	bad tequila sunset	4	decent	
1566	weak lousy mirror zmobie	2	decent	Wiki Name: "Zmobie (drink)"
1567	lousy gin and tonic	4	decent	
1568	tolerable practically non-alcoholic vodka and tonic	1	good	
1569	high-proof aged vodka gibson	6	awesome	
1570	hand-crafted practically non-alcoholic gibson	1	super EPIC	
1571	watered-down aged parisian cathouse	2	awesome	
1572	weak bad rabbit punch	2	decent	
1573	irresponsibly strong artisanal caipifruta	9	EPIC	
1574	weak acceptable teqiwila	2	good	
1575	bad yellow Divine	3	decent	
1576	weak smooth Gordon Bennett	2	awesome	
1577	drinkable tangarita	3	good	
1578	practically non-alcoholic hand-crafted mandarina colada	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
1579	bad shaking gimlet	4	decent	
1580	tolerable upside-down brick road	4	good	
1581	perfectly mixed vodka stratocaster	3	EPIC	
1582	weak acceptable Neuromancer	2	good	
1583	watered-down perfectly mixed prussian cathouse	2	super ultra EPIC	
1584	acceptable enchanted Mae West	4	good	Effect: "Punch Another Day", Effect Duration: 20
1585	practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed jittery Mon Tiki	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
1586	drinkable practically non-alcoholic mirror teqiwila slammer	1	good	
1587	stale Knob lo mein	3	decent	
1588	bland upside-down asparagus lo mein	3	decent	
1589	normal Knoll lo mein	4	good	
1590	moldy gigantic lo mein	9	crappy	
1591	flavorless olive lo mein	4	decent	
1592	half-sized adequate upside-down hot hi mein	2	good	
1593	stale hi mein	3	decent	
1594	adequate hi mein	4	good	
1595	moldy hi mein	4	crappy	
1596	toothsome wobbly sleazy hi mein	3	awesome	
1597	tumbling banded Junior LAAAAME merit badge	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Last Available: "2006-05"
1598	cyan horrifying Senior LAAAAME merit badge	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2006-05"
1599	jazz soap	0		Free Pull, Effect: "Jazz Hands", Effect Duration: 20
1600	triple-distilled smooth tangarita with a fly in it	10	awesome	
1601	bad practically non-alcoholic fancy mandarina colada with a fly in it	1	decent	Effect: "Sparkling Consciousness", Effect Duration: 15
1602	drinkable ghostly spinning prussian cathouse with a fly in it	4	good	
1603	strong tolerable squat lime green Mae West with a fly in it	5	good	
1604	powdered fuchsia astronaut ice-cream	1		Last Available: "2006-05"
1605	delectable catalyst	0		
1606	dried ultimate wad	1		
1607	non-liquefied vacuum-sealed fuchsia libation of liveliness	0		Effect: "Enraged", Effect Duration: 23
1608	super-frozen irradiated pulsating eyedrops of the ermine	0		Effect: "Unusual Fashion Sense", Effect Duration: 68
1609	double-pickled perfume of prejudice	0		Effect: "Polar Express", Effect Duration: 63
1610	magnetized bouncing eyedrops of the ocelot	0		Effect: "Fortunate Resolve", Effect Duration: 58
1611	adjusted deionized potent potion of potency	0		Effect: "Hot Hands", Effect Duration: 66
1612	diffused tumbling concentrated cordial of concentration	0		Effect: "Unusual Perspective", Effect Duration: 28
1613	frightening coffin lid	0		Spooky Damage: +5
1614	squat lion tamer's satin shield	0		Experience (familiar): +2
1615	curative Cerebral Cloche	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, cap 22", Last Available: "2006-06"
1616	Cerebral Culottes of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 1xGhoul, cap 22", Last Available: "2006-06"
1617	vibrating personal trainer's Fonzie's Cerebral Crossbow	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2006-06"
1618	ice stein	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1619	spinning munchies pill	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1620	homeopathic healing powder	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1621	wobbly astral badger	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-06"
1622	modified astral mushroom	0		Effect: "Chief Executive Optimism", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2006-06"
1623	badger badge	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1624	denatured ionized blue-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Puddingskin", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2006-06"
1625	Vulcanized triple-ionized ghostly green-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Fungal Fortification", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2006-06"
1626	nitrogenated pickled enhanced squat orange-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Night Vision", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2006-06"
1627	double-corrupted alkaline mirror purple-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Spiritually Awake", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2006-06"
1628	improved blurry pink-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Happy Salamander", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2006-06"
1629	lime green razor-sharp raspberry beret	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 2xLep, cap 12"
1630	frosty pixel shield	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
1631	blinking beer cartilage	0		
1632	Spanish fly trap	0		
1633	teal Spanish fly	0		
1634	bad jittery around the world	3	decent	
1635	green scrumdiddlyumptious solution	0		
1636	Toddler-sized Dragon Costume	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +5, Softcore Only
1637	nitrogenated wobbly lotion of hotness	0		Effect: "All Branned Up", Effect Duration: 48
1638	super-Vulcanized mirror twirling lotion of coldness	0		Effect: "There Is A Spoon", Effect Duration: 45
1639	quantum lotion of spookiness	0		Effect: "Superheroic", Effect Duration: 14
1640	non-quantum pulsating lotion of stench	0		Effect: "Cuts Like a Lightly-Buttered Knife", Effect Duration: 42
1641	galvanized shaking lotion of sleaziness	0		Effect: "Radiant Personality", Effect Duration: 68
1642	aged Grimacite Bock	3	awesome	Last Available: "2008-11"
1643	rotten wedge of gray cheese	4	crappy	Last Available: "2008-11"
1644	purple squat hot and sauce	0		
1645	and sauce	0		
1646	bouncing maroon and sauce	0		
1647	stench and sauce	0		
1648	sleazy and sauce	0		
1649	wobbly brick	0		Free Pull
1650	milk of magnesium	0		
1651	adequate enchanted maroon foie gras	3	good	Effect: "Brawnee's Anthem of Absorption", Effect Duration: 15
1652	denatured quantum blinking candy brain	0		Effect: "Cuts Like a Buttered Knife", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2020-09"
1653	scandalous occult strapping jewel-eyed wizard hat	0		Muscle: +5, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Sleaze Damage: +5, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Magic Missile", Familiar Effect: "atk, 5xVolley, 5xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2006-07"
1654	rock-hard wad of Crovacite of the brazier	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Hot Spell Damage: +25
1655	censurious sharpshooter's collar	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3
1656	ghostly White Citadel Satisfaction Satchel	0		
1657	mirror onion shurikens	0		
1658	Cherry Cloaca Cola	0		
1659	Diet Cloaca Cola	0		
1660	spinning Regular Cloaca Cola	0		
1661	Radio KoL Keychain of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50
1662	blurry nippy Radio KoL Antenna Ball	0		Cold Damage: +10
1663	lion tamer's Radio KoL Flashlight	0		Experience (familiar): +2
1664	lightning-fast Radio KoL Maracas	0		Initiative: +40
1665	strapping Radio KoL Bottle Opener	0		Muscle: +5
1666	grievous Radio KoL Patch	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50
1667	lard-coated Cat-Herding Prod	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
1668	skewed star boomerang of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20
1669	star stiletto of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10
1670	purple fraudwort	0		
1671	shysterweed	0		
1672	swindleblossom	0		
1673	pulsating grave robbing shovel of the ox of the blizzard	0		Muscle: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +25
1674	yellow supercharged superhero mask	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1xFairy, cap 2"
1675	ore	0		
1676	styrofoam ore	0		
1677	bubblewrap ore	0		
1678	bouncing pet rock "Groucho" disguise	0		Familiar Weight: +11, Equips On: "Pet Rock | Toothsome Rock | Bulky Buddy Box | Holiday Log", Last Available: "2011-12"
1679	blinking lightning-fast sword of the early riser	0		Initiative: +40, Adventures: +7
1680	yellow upside-down stanky quilted staff	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Stench Spell Damage: +25
1681	squat horrifying arcane researcher's bubblewrap sword	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Spooky Damage: +25
1682	veiny bubblewrap staff of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum HP: +10
1683	perfumed greasy bubblewrap crossbow	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +5
1684	coward's beefy styrofoam sword	0		Muscle: +10, Monster Level: -20
1685	scandalous Newton's styrofoam staff	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Sleaze Damage: +5
1686	cyan aromatic chilly styrofoam crossbow	0		Cold Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +1
1687	Platinum Yendorian Express Card	0		
1688	veiny crossbow of the scaredy-cat	0		Maximum HP: +10, Monster Level: -15
1689	teal ribbon of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2006-07"
1690	gravedigger's forbidden discarded bottlecap	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Spooky Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 38"
1691	experienced beefcake's discarded torn-up glove	0		Muscle: +25, Experience: +2, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 0.5xPotato, cap 38"
1692	activated twirling salamander slurry	0		Effect: "Artificially Sweet", Effect Duration: 64
1693	energized modified eyedrops of newt	0		Effect: "Intimidating Mien", Effect Duration: 20
1694	chilled nitrogenated blurry Frogade	0		Effect: "So Fresh and So Clean", Effect Duration: 39
1695	boiled galvanized teal papotion of papower	0		Effect: "Squatting and Thrusting", Effect Duration: 45
1696	delicious royal jelly taco	3	awesome	
1697	decent tofu taco	4	good	
1698	rotten blue jumping bean taco	4	crappy	
1699	normal tumbling catgut taco	3	good	
1700	decent goat cheese taco	4	good	
1701	jumbo tasty pr0n taco	5	awesome	
1702	alkaline alphabet gum	0		Effect: "Weepy, Creepy", Effect Duration: 51
1703	gray Comma Chameleon egg	0		Free Pull
1704	ghostly shingle	0		
1705	flaregun	0		
1706	veiny baleful sword of mayonnaise	0		Spell Damage: +25, Maximum HP: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
1707	purple extremely unsafe experienced flypaper staff of vim and vigor	0		Experience: +2, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP Percent: +50
1708	olive narrow up-at-dawn knitted wool grease gun	0		Cold Resistance: 4, Adventures: +5
1709	upside-down lard-coated occult thinker's sword of static	0		Mysticality: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
1710	shaking Annie Oakley's groovy wiffle-flail of the scaredy-cat	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Monster Level: -15
1711	cyan double-paned flame-wreathed bubble bauble bow of the detective	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +20
1712	blue ribald frightening electrified Frost™ brand sword	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
1713	jittery therapeutic squeaky staff of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
1714	huge baleful boxer's can cannon of doom	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
1715	curative starchy sword	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
1716	blurry starchy staff of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50
1717	friendly starchy crossbow	0		Familiar Weight: +3
1718	skewed Van der Graaf therapeutic pestoblade	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
1719	executive personal trainer's poutine pole	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Meat Drop: +40
1720	stiffened curdflinger of the sewer	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Stench Damage: +25
1721	huge wicked muculent machete of the storm	0		Spell Damage: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +40
1722	glistening staff of dire peril of the storm	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +40
1723	mirror healthy Herculean repeating crossbow	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum HP Percent: +20
1725	bigger stick	0		
1726	sinewy crossbow string	0		
1727	olive narrow sturdy sword hilt	0		
1728	red flame-retardant dense meat sword	0		Hot Resistance: +1
1729	studded dense meat staff	0		Damage Absorption: +80
1730	dense meat crossbow of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3
1731	tumbling lard-coated Van der Graaf Spirit Precipice of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
1732	Annie Oakley's smoldering staff of the brazier of the cheetah	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +60
1733	stiffened baleful hot cross bow of temperance	0		Spell Damage: +25, Damage Reduction: 1, Sleaze Resistance: +5
1734	aromatic crafty sword behind inappropriate prepositions	0		Maximum MP: +10, Stench Resistance: +1, Alters Page Text
1735	green horrifying frightening meatspout staff of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: 30
1736	squat friendly carob cannon of James Dean of chilblains	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Familiar Weight: +3, Cold Damage: +25
1737	shaking chaotic shuddersword of the blizzard of the boozehound	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Booze Drop: +100
1738	flame-wreathed hardy hairy staff of Leguizamo	0		Maximum HP: +50, Monster Level: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +10
1739	pulsating scandalous medical-grade banded projectile icemaker	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Sleaze Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
1740	reassuring extremely unsafe buffalo blade of the sweet-tooth	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spooky Resistance: +1, Candy Drop: +100
1741	savvy cheesestick of the sewer	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +25
1742	sharpshooter's grievous potato pistol	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +10
1743	savory sword of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20
1744	Temple Grandin's savory staff	0		Familiar Weight: +7
1745	dog trainer's savory crossbow	0		Experience (familiar): +1
1746	cool Super Magic Power Sword X of terror of horror	0		Moxie: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: 35
1747	blue greasy Temple Grandin's soylent staff	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
1748	nippy thinker's goulauncher	0		Mysticality: +10, Cold Damage: +10
1749	defective skull	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1750	mirror Annie Oakley's Gnollish pie server	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20
1751	fuchsia narrow Gnollish slotted spoon of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
1752	Knob Goblin spatula of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
1753	wobbly gray horrifying jack flapper	0		Spooky Damage: +25
1754	deadly filthy pestle	0		Weapon Damage: +5
1755	upside-down dance instructor's Knob Goblin melon baller	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
1756	dangerous huge spoon	0		Weapon Damage: +10
1757	wobbly avaricious pizza cutter	0		Meat Drop: +30
1758	narrow star spatula of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20
1759	foon of fulmination of the sweet-tooth	0		Item Drop: +5, Candy Drop: +100
1760	teal baleful arcane researcher's foon of frigidity	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Spell Damage: +25
1761	wicked Fonzie's foon of foulness	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Spell Damage: +5
1762	rosewater-soaked hale foon of fearfulness	0		Maximum HP: +20, Stench Resistance: +3
1763	Jim Carey's foon of fleshiness of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Monster Level: +25
1764	Spookyraven library key	0		
1765	blurry Spookyraven gallery key	0		
1766	Spookyraven ballroom key	0		
1767	pulsating pack of chewing gum	0		
1768	teal Gnomish toolbox	0		
1769	toothsome tiny fricasseed brains	1	awesome	
1770	flavorless huge brains casserole	10	decent	
1771	lion tamer's butcherknife	0		Experience (familiar): +2
1772	lime green tumbling perfumed corn holder	0		Stench Resistance: +5
1773	double-paned eggbeater	0		Cold Resistance: +5
1774	practically non-alcoholic bad wobbly bottle of popskull	1	decent	
1775	dishrag of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100
1776	tiny yummy yellow stale baguette	1	awesome	
1777	fuchsia blurry leftovers of indeterminate origin	0		
1778	decent miniature dinner	2	good	
1779	boxer's katana	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Synergetic
1780	experienced ram stick	0		Experience: +2
1781	upside-down razor-sharp enchantlers	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xLep, cap 28"
1782	jittery energetic ram-battering staff of the brazier	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +25
1783	rotten crazy Turkish delight	3	crappy	
1784	squat Snow Queen Crown of the cougar of the sewer	0		Moxie: +20, Stench Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xGhuol, cap 28"
1785	Lo Pan's weightlifter's ga-ga radio of the pedagogue	0		Muscle: +15, Experience: +3, Spell Critical Percent: +30
1786	six pack of Mountain Stream	0		
1787	unsweetened super-moist frozen bag of Cheat-Os	0		Effect: "Hairless and Airless", Effect Duration: 48
1788	narrow unrefined Mountain Stream syrup	0		
1789	Mob Penguin	0		
1790	aged Ram's Face Lager	3	awesome	
1791	ram horns	0		
1792	hardened Newton's Travoltan trousers	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Damage Reduction: 3, Item Drop: +5, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xLep, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2006-09", Moxie May Control MP
1793	gray double-paned pool cue of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Cold Resistance: +5
1794	moist handful of hand chalk	0		Effect: "Dwarven Hardiness", Effect Duration: 42
1795	stylish Counterclockwise Watch	0		Moxie: +25, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
1796	wobbly bone collar	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1797	maroon misshapen animal skeleton	0		
1798	pile of animal bones	0		
1799	jittery animal skull	0		
1800	ghostly animal cranium	0		
1801	animal jawbone	0		
1802	first cervical vertebra	0		
1803	tumbling second cervical vertebra	0		
1804	blinking third cervical vertebra	0		
1805	red fourth cervical vertebra	0		
1806	wobbly fifth cervical vertebra	0		
1807	gray shaking sixth cervical vertebra	0		
1808	seventh cervical vertebra	0		
1809	first thoracic vertebra	0		
1810	second thoracic vertebra	0		
1811	third thoracic vertebra	0		
1812	fourth thoracic vertebra	0		
1813	jittery fifth thoracic vertebra	0		
1814	sixth thoracic vertebra	0		
1815	seventh thoracic vertebra	0		
1816	eighth thoracic vertebra	0		
1817	shaking ninth thoracic vertebra	0		
1818	tenth thoracic vertebra	0		
1819	eleventh thoracic vertebra	0		
1820	twelfth thoracic vertebra	0		
1821	blurry first lumbar vertebra	0		
1822	second lumbar vertebra	0		
1823	third lumbar vertebra	0		
1824	green fourth lumbar vertebra	0		
1825	fifth lumbar vertebra	0		
1826	skewed sixth lumbar vertebra	0		
1827	squat gray seventh lumbar vertebra	0		
1828	cyan sacral vertebrae	0		
1829	first caudal vertebra	0		
1830	blue bouncing second caudal vertebra	0		
1831	third caudal vertebra	0		
1832	tumbling fourth caudal vertebra	0		
1833	huge fifth caudal vertebra	0		
1834	sixth caudal vertebra	0		
1835	lime green seventh caudal vertebra	0		
1836	eighth caudal vertebra	0		
1837	blinking ninth caudal vertebra	0		
1838	maroon tenth caudal vertebra	0		
1839	spinning left first rib	0		
1840	left second rib	0		
1841	left third rib	0		
1842	left fourth rib	0		
1843	yellow left fifth rib	0		
1844	squat pulsating left sixth rib	0		
1845	left seventh rib	0		
1846	left eighth rib	0		
1847	wobbly huge left ninth rib	0		
1848	olive left tenth rib	0		
1849	jittery left eleventh rib	0		
1850	squat left twelfth rib	0		
1851	right first rib	0		
1852	right second rib	0		
1853	mirror right third rib	0		
1854	blinking ghostly right fourth rib	0		
1855	jittery right fifth rib	0		
1856	pulsating right sixth rib	0		
1857	right seventh rib	0		
1858	right eighth rib	0		
1859	cyan tumbling right ninth rib	0		
1860	right tenth rib	0		
1861	spinning right eleventh rib	0		
1862	right twelfth rib	0		
1863	animal pelvis	0		
1864	left scapula	0		
1865	right scapula	0		
1866	ghostly cyan left clavicle	0		
1867	skewed right clavicle	0		
1868	left humerus	0		
1869	huge right humerus	0		
1870	mirror left radius	0		
1871	pulsating right radius	0		
1872	left ulna	0		
1873	right ulna	0		
1874	shaking left femur	0		
1875	blue right femur	0		
1876	left tibia	0		
1877	yellow huge blinking right tibia	0		
1878	left fibula	0		
1879	right fibula	0		
1880	ghostly left kneecap	0		
1881	fuchsia right kneecap	0		
1882	left first front claw	0		
1883	left second front claw	0		
1884	left third front claw	0		
1885	blue left fourth front claw	0		
1886	right first front claw	0		
1887	blinking right second front claw	0		
1888	right third front claw	0		
1889	right fourth front claw	0		
1890	left thumb	0		
1891	right thumb	0		
1892	left first rear claw	0		
1893	left second rear claw	0		
1894	blinking tumbling left third rear claw	0		
1895	left fourth rear claw	0		
1896	right first rear claw	0		
1897	right second rear claw	0		
1898	right third rear claw	0		
1899	red right fourth rear claw	0		
1900	skewed savvy 1-ball	0		Mysticality Percent: +20
1901	fortified sage 2-ball	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Damage Absorption: +60
1902	friendly wholesome 3-ball	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +3
1903	blurry executive Socratic 4-ball	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Meat Drop: +40
1904	smelly sage 5-ball	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10
1905	wicked brawny 6-ball	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Spell Damage: +5
1906	smartaleck's 7-ball	0		Moxie Percent: +30
1907	gray 8-ball	0		
1910	blurry stanky clockwork sword of the storm of the empath	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Familiar Weight: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +25
1911	sharpshooter's Socratic clockwork staff of extreme caution	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Monster Level: -25
1912	Jim Carey's Annie Oakley's beefcake's clockwork crossbow	0		Muscle: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Monster Level: +25
1913	clockwork handle	0		
1914	clockwork rod	0		
1915	upside-down clockwork shank	0		
1916	Lord Spookyraven's spectacles	0		
1917	wallet	0		
1918	huge bouncing coin purse	0		
1919	huge English to A. F. U. E. Dictionary	0		
1920	bizarre illegible sheet music	0		
1921	flame-retardant wakizashi	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Synergetic
1922	gob of wet hair	0		
1923	roll of toilet paper	0		Free Pull
1924	tattered wolf standard	0		
1925	tattered snake standard	0		
1926	twirling narrow KoL Con 3-D Glasses	0		Familiar Effect: "8xLep, 1xFairy, cap 2"
1927	scary death orb	0		
1928	tuning fork	0		
1929	spinning wholesome greaves	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr"
1930	twirling stylish helmet of terror	0		Moxie: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 0.5xFairy"
1931	quilted spear of the sweet-tooth	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Candy Drop: +100, Breakable
1932	huge double-paned shield	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Breakable
1933	narrow maroon pitchfork of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100
1934	curative broken sword	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
1935	narrow Herculean snarling wolf shield	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Synergetic
1936	brainy lupine sword	0		Mysticality: +5, Synergetic
1937	banded snake shield	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Synergetic
1938	stanky serpentine sword	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Synergetic
1939	grouchy restless spirit	0		
1940	nasty steel-toed shellacked 9-ball	0		Damage Reduction: 16, Stench Damage: +5
1941	Annie Oakley's seal pendant of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip
1942	twirling censurious turtle brooch of Flo-Jo	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Initiative: +100, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Single Equip
1943	supercharged savvy noodle ring	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip
1944	censurious boxer's saucepan earring	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Class: "Sauceror", Single Equip
1945	purple Usain Bolt's brainy disco ball pendant	0		Mysticality: +5, Initiative: +80, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip
1946	ghostly Da Vinci's accordion pin of the sweet-tooth	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Candy Drop: +100, Class: "Accordion Thief", Single Equip
1947	worn tophat of the dark arts of chilblains	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Cold Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 31"
1948	fuchsia double-paned tap shoes of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip
1949	big bland maroon Manetwich	5	decent	
1950	ghostly bottle of Vangoghbitussin	0		
1951	drinkable bottle of Pinot Renoir	4	good	
1952	spoiled desiccated apricot	3	crappy	
1953	irresponsibly strong mediocre flute of flat champagne	7	decent	
1954	adequate skewed dehydrated caviar	3	good	
1955	styrofoam peanuts	0		
1956	aged practically non-alcoholic fuchsia snifter of thoroughly aged brandy	1	awesome	
1957	blurry quill pen	0		
1958	inkwell	0		
1959	tattered scrap of paper	0		
1960	spinning scroll of forbidden unspeakable evil	0		
1961	can of Binarrrca	0		Free Pull, Effect: "Talking Like a Pirate", Effect Duration: 50
1962	improved Bit O' Ectoplasm	0		Effect: "Musky", Effect Duration: 36
1963	dance card	0		
1964	Newton's opera mask	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr, cap 2"
1965	blurry bottle of Monsieur Bubble	0		
1966	mansplainer's veiny Amulet of Yendor	0		Maximum HP: +10, Monster Level: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
1967	wobbly jitterbug larva	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2007-10"
1968	bottle of perfume	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1969	spoon!	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1970	nervous tick egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2007-10"
1971	plastic pumpkin bucket	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +13, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-10", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.35
1972	Temple Grandin's shrimp fork	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Item Drop: +5
1973	blurry half of a memo	0		
1974	cocoabo	0		
1975	baby gravy fairy	0		
1976	gravy fairy	0		
1977	gravy fairy	0		
1978	maroon gravy fairy	0		
1979	blinking gravy fairy	0		
1980	sleazy gravy fairy	0		
1981	astral badger	0		
1982	huge MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	0		
1983	hand turkey	0		
1984	snowy owl	0		
1985	scary death orb	0		
1986	mind flayer	0		
1987	undead elbow macaroni	0		
1988	tumbling squat angry cow	0		
1989	Cheshire bitten	0		
1990	yo-yo	0		
1991	rubber WWJD? bracelet	0		
1992	rubber WWBD? bracelet	0		
1993	teal pulsating rubber WWSPD? bracelet	0		
1994	rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	0		
1995	heart necklace	0		Free Pull
1996	right half of a heart necklace	0		
1997	left half of a heart necklace	0		
1998	pack of KWE trading card	0		
1999	stick of "gum"	0		
2000	Das Überkühlraum trading card	0		
2001	Vaso De Agua trading card	0		
2002	The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	0		
2003	blurry Thorny Toad trading card	0		
2004	pulsating Chori Zo trading card	0		
2005	skewed Morbidda trading card	0		
2006	Poison Oak trading card	0		
2007	Princess Rutabaga trading card	0		
2008	Roo trading card	0		
2009	Woldo trading card	0		
2010	shaking The Snake trading card	0		
2011	pulsating Nayztameetjoo trading card	0		
2012	Arrrmetia trading card	0		
2013	ghostly Serenity trading card	0		
2014	mirror Inndya trading card	0		
2015	upside-down Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	0		
2016	upside-down diamond necklace	0		
2017	huge spade necklace	0		
2018	club necklace	0		
2019	green cream pie	0		Free Pull
2020	low-calorie adequate cherry pie	1	good	
2021	delicious strawberry pie	3	awesome	
2022	flavorless lemon meringue pie	3	decent	
2023	Genalen™ Bottle	1	decent	
2024	delicious mixed wildflower greens	3	awesome	
2025	small bland tumbling handful of walnuts	2	decent	
2026	delicious small nutty organic salad	2	awesome	
2027	decent half-sized super salad	2	good	
2028	stale blinking tofu wonton	4	decent	
2029	hippy protest button	0		Single Equip, Thorns: 1
2030	double-paned brainy Lockenstock™ sandals	0		Mysticality: +5, Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip
2031	didgeridooka of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100
2032	Fonzie's thinker's bullet-proof corduroys	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience (Moxie): +1, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xBarrr, cap 42"
2033	stanky round sunglasses	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
2034	fortified wicker shield	0		Damage Absorption: +60
2035	Marquis de Poivre soda	0		
2036	frozen gray radium-flavored potato chips	0		Effect: "Supafly", Effect Duration: 61
2037	pickled boiled wintergreen-flavored potato chips	0		Effect: "Memory of Attractiveness", Effect Duration: 28
2038	corrupted tarnished ennui-flavored potato chips	0		Effect: "Stop and Smell the Fudge", Effect Duration: 48
2039	x-ray specs	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2040	patchouli oil bomb	0		
2041	ferret bait	0		
2042	squat exploding hacky-sack	0		
2043	narrow gray hemp net	0		
2044	your father's MacGuffin diary	0		
2045	rotten brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	4	crappy	
2046	rotten frat brats	4	crappy	
2047	bland knob ka-bobs	3	decent	
2049	artisanal can of Swiller	3	EPIC	
2050	broken wings	0		
2051	upside-down sunken eyes	0		
2052	reassembled blackbird	0		
2053	skewed bust of Pallas	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2054	twirling market map	0		
2055	snake skin	0		
2056	flattened tarnished spinning squat adder bladder	0		Effect: "Patched In", Effect Duration: 56
2057	pension check	0		
2058	picnic basket	0		
2059	dry Black No. 2	0		Effect: "Livin' Large", Effect Duration: 66
2060	blurry prompt gravedigger's sword	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Adventures: +3
2061	jittery helmet of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 40"
2062	nasty hardened shield	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Stench Damage: +5
2063	decent blackberry	4	good	
2064	jittery forged identification documents	0		
2065	PADL Phone	0		
2066	greedy nippy kick-ass kicks	0		Cold Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip
2067	sake bomb	0		
2068	tequila grenade	0		
2069	dangerous beer helmet	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "0.5xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 42"
2070	distressed denim pants of the sewer of the glutton	0		Stench Damage: +25, Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato, cap 42"
2071	perforated battle paddle of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20
2072	avaricious Jack Frost's flashing novelty button	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +30
2073	family-friendly sinister glowstick	0		Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2006-10", Raveosity: +1
2074	spinning red mirror steel-toed anniversary chutney sculpture	0		Damage Reduction: 9
2075	hale spandex anniversary shorts	0		Maximum HP: +20, Familiar Effect: "5xVolley, 10xLep, cap 2"
2076	blinking greedy jar of anniversary jam	0		Meat Drop: +20
2077	sizzling bucket of anniversary lard	0		Hot Damage: +10
2078	shaking dance instructor's anniversary concrete fedora	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Familiar Effect: "5xVolley, 5xLep, cap 2"
2079	shaking zippy rock-hard makeshift turban	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Initiative: +20, Blind, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 25"
2080	twirling makeshift cape of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20
2081	shaking energetic makeshift skirt	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 25"
2082	spinning toothbrush	0		
2083	makeshift crane	0		
2084	spinning can of starch	0		
2085	dried bottle of ultravitamins	1		
2086	vaporized jittery bottle of cough syrup	1		
2087	vaporized red tube of hair oil	1		Effect: "Blessing of the Pervy Noodles", Effect Duration: 35
2088	irradiated Daffy Taffy	0		Effect: "Wet and Greedy", Effect Duration: 64
2089	Crimboween memo	0		Last Available: "2006-10"
2090	zippy Van der Graaf hardened sage pilgrim shield of the sweet-tooth	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Damage Reduction: 3, Candy Drop: +100, Initiative: +20, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-11"
2091	bath salts	0		
2092	hand mirror	0		
2093	hors d'oeuvre tray of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5
2094	spoiled immense ballroom blintz	9	crappy	
2095	towel	0		
2096	altered guy made of bee pollen	1		
2097	blinking 17-ball of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20
2098	shaking filthy lucre	0		
2099	blinking hobo gristle	0		
2100	shredded can label	0		
2101	bloodstained briquette	0		
2102	greasy dreadlock	0		
2103	blinking tumbling vial of pirate sweat	0		
2104	empty aftershave bottle	0		
2105	ghostly coal button	0		
2106	burned-out arcanodiode	0		
2107	narrow non-Euclidean hoof	0		
2108	rock	0		
2109	stringy sinew	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2110	stick	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2111	lime green tooth	0		
2112	shaking leaf	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2113	rock-hard wheel	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Last Available: "2006-12"
2114	blinking yo	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2115	red Socratic prehistoric spear	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Last Available: "2006-12"
2116	stick-on-a-string	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2117	green spinning arcane researcher's Samson's fire	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 2", Last Available: "2023-09"
2118	blue blurry leaf tube	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2119	lit cigar	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2120	lion tamer's Grateful Undead T-shirt	0		Experience (familiar): +2
2121	steel-toed ASCII shirt	0		Damage Reduction: 9
2122	supercool safety vest of the brazier	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +25
2123	eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50
2125	Ye Olde Navy Fleece of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20
2126	ribald bronze breastplate	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Item Drop: +5
2127	scorching wicked hat hacker T-shirt	0		Spell Damage: +5, Hot Damage: +25
2128	vampire collar	0		Single Equip
2129	possessed top	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
2130	spinning slick killer rag doll	0		Moxie: +10, Last Available: "2006-12"
2131	tree-eating kite	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2132	spinning ruddy incredibly marionette	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2006-12"
2133	spinning squat teal dress ball	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
2134	narrow Socratic mad scientist's sock monkey	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Last Available: "2006-12"
2135	blinking alien blob	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2136	gray nasty beefy vampire duck-on-a-string	0		Muscle: +10, Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2006-12"
2137	yellow Jack Frost's toy crazy train	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12"
2138	cyan upside-down razor-tipped yo-yo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
2139	tumbling fuchsia toy mercenary	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2140	maroon length of string	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2141	toy wheel	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2142	block	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2143	felt	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2144	evil googly eye	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2145	stuffing	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2146	twirling evil teddy bear	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2147	ghostly evil teddy bear sewing kit	0		
2148	blinking toothsome rock	0		
2149	decent upside-down frank	3	good	Last Available: "2011-12"
2150	small rotten plate of franks and beans	2	crappy	Last Available: "2011-12"
2151	hand-crafted watered-down red shot of blackberry schnapps	2	EPIC	
2152	capacitor relay	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2153	carbon nanotube frame	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2154	blinking huge ion grid	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2155	Feynman gate	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2156	logic synthesizer	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2157	high-resistance ultrapolymer plating	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2158	servomechanical torsion facilitator	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2159	jittery quantum polarity inducer	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2160	bi-lateral logic compressor	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2161	computronic processing unit	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2162	reverse-oscillating klystron	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2163	gray sub-molecular interocitor	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2164	recursive spline reticulator	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2165	atomic vector plotter	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2166	ion-pulse modulation stabilizer	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2167	hyperbolic plasma focuser	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2168	healthy grievous toy ray gun	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2006-12"
2169	blinking chilly friendly toy space helmet	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Cold Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 43", Last Available: "2006-12"
2170	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.3
2171	inspector's Lo Pan's astronaut pants	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Item Drop: +15, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1.5xPotato, cap 43", Last Available: "2006-12"
2172	lightning-fast toy jet pack	0		Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2006-12"
2173	huge pulsating triangular stone	0		
2174	mossy stone sphere	0		
2175	smooth stone sphere	0		
2176	yellow cracked stone sphere	0		
2177	rough stone sphere	0		
2178	beefy obsidian dagger	0		Muscle: +10
2179	archaeologist's notebook	0		
2180	cyan huge amulet	0		
2181	chocolate lump	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2182	mirror Harold's hammer head	0		
2183	Harold's hammer handle	0		
2184	Harold's hammer	0		
2185	Sherlock's Kiss the Knob apron	0		Item Drop: +25
2186	gray unlit birthday cake	0		
2187	green lit birthday cake	0		
2188	flask of peppermint oil	1	awesome	Last Available: "2006-12"
2189	watered-down bad fancy flask of peppermint schnapps	2	decent	Effect: "Alpine Mintiness", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2006-12"
2190	yuletide troll chrysalis	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-12"
2191	book of carols	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2192	sheet music	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2193	tiny spoiled olive candy stake	1	crappy	Last Available: "2006-12"
2194	watered-down drinkable eggnog	2	good	Last Available: "2006-12"
2195	adequate narrow unspeakable fruitcake	3	good	Last Available: "2006-12"
2196	miniature stale gingerbread horror	2	decent	Last Available: "2006-12"
2197	extra-nitrogenated energized but probably evil chocolate	0		Effect: "Wintry Breath", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2006-12"
2198	bland pulsating bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	4	decent	Effect: "Bells in the Batfry", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2023-06"
2199	bland ghostly skull-shaped Crimboween cookie	3	decent	Effect: "Carol of the Bones", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
2200	moldy jittery tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	3	crappy	Effect: "Crimbo Epiphany", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
2201	brainy plastic gift-wrapping vampire	0		Mysticality: +5, Last Available: "2006-12"
2202	upside-down wicked plastic yuletide troll	0		Spell Damage: +5, Last Available: "2006-12"
2203	grievous plastic skeletal reindeer	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12"
2204	stylish plastic Crimboween pentagram	0		Moxie: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12"
2205	blurry forbidden plastic Scream Queen	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2006-12"
2206	time sleigh	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-12"
2207	hardy Crimbo tiki necklace	0		Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2006-12"
2208	pulsating weightlifter's bobble-hip hula elf doll of Leguizamo	0		Muscle: +15, Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2006-12"
2209	blinking Crimbo ukulele of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Last Available: "2006-12"
2210	steel-toed Tiki lighter of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Damage Reduction: 9, Last Available: "2006-12", Stat Tuning: "Moxie"
2211	olive crafty deadly deck of tropical cards	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2006-12", Stat Tuning: "Mysticality"
2212	maroon pulsating auspicious tropical paperweight of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2006-12", Stat Tuning: "Muscle"
2213	purple tropical Crimbo pressie	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2214	tropical wrapping paper	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2215	Tropical Crimbo Hat of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2006-12"
2216	squat Rosewater's Tropical Crimbo Shorts	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul", Last Available: "2006-12"
2217	moldy diet super ka-bob	1	crappy	
2218	bland beer basted brat	4	decent	
2219	Herculean Tropical Crimbo Sword	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Last Available: "2006-12"
2220	concentrated super-magnetized green and Crimboween candy	0		Effect: "Mystically Oiled", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2020-09"
2221	mirror Great Ball of Frozen Fire	0		Last Available: "2007-01"
2222	supercharged liar's pants of extreme caution	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Monster Level: -25, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cold atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2007-01"
2223	dog trainer's wicked juggler's balls	0		Spell Damage: +5, Experience (familiar): +1, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2224	jittery frightening pink shirt	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2225	familiar doppelgänger	0		Monster Level: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2226	wobbly clever supercool evil eyeball pendant	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +20, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2227	energized wet arse-a'fire elixir	0		Effect: "Big Punkin'", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2007-01"
2228	cold-filtered polarized aerosolized red cosmic lemonade	0		Effect: "A Contender", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2007-01"
2229	ionized toad horn	0		Effect: "Toast Tea", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2007-01"
2230	pulsating icicle katana	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2231	mirror blurry mote	0		
2232	smudged alchemical recipe	0		
2233	red Socratic bow tie	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Clowniness: 75
2234	deadly calavera concertina	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Song Duration: 7
2235	therapeutic ratarang of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
2236	ionized galvanized wobbly turtle pheromones	0		Effect: "Gr8ness", Effect Duration: 45
2237	huge pygmy blowgun	0		
2238	blinking tumbling smartaleck's pygmy nose-bone	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Single Equip
2239	censurious asbestos-lined bad voodoo mask	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 40"
2240	bottle of alcohol	0		
2241	resourceful pygmy spear	0		Maximum MP: +50
2242	Vulcanized pygmy pygment	0		Effect: "Prince of Seaside Town", Effect Duration: 59
2243	maroon Herculean headhunter necktie of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience (Muscle): +1, Single Equip
2244	horrifying pointed stick of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Damage: +25
2245	family-friendly knobby helmet turtle	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xFairy, cap 5"
2246	knobby kneepads of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50
2247	sewer turtle of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3
2248	clever sebaceous shield of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum MP: +20
2249	twirling groovy skeletortoise	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 2xFairy, cap 7"
2251	twirling dance instructor's box turtle	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
2252	spinning flame-retardant box turtle	0		Hot Resistance: +1
2253	scorching beefy bottlecap turtle	0		Muscle: +10, Hot Damage: +25
2254	bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban of dire peril of terror of horror	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: 35, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xLep, cap 17"
2255	steel-toed furry turtle	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 2xFairy, cap 11"
2256	frightening furry earmuffs	0		Spooky Damage: +5
2257	ghostly careful Socratic reinforced furry underpants	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Monster Level: -10
2258	"I Love Me, Vol. I"	0		
2259	photograph of God	0		
2260	twirling tumbling hard rock candy	0		
2261	hard-boiled ostrich egg	0		
2262	bird rib	0		
2263	lion oil	0		
2264	normal stunt nuts	4	good	
2265	miniature normal wet stew	2	good	
2266	pulsating wet stunt nut stew	0		
2267	twirling Mega Gem	0		
2268	inspector's Staff of Fats	0		Item Drop: +15
2269	stale low-calorie sausage wonton	1	decent	
2270	aromatic sharpshooter's belt	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip
2271	delicious bottle of Merlot	3	awesome	
2272	artisanal high-proof maroon pulsating bottle of Port	6	EPIC	
2273	bad bouncing bottle of Pinot Noir	3	decent	
2274	bad wobbly bottle of Zinfandel	4	decent	
2275	perfectly mixed bottle of Marsala	3	EPIC	
2276	hand-crafted squat bottle of Muscat	3	EPIC	
2277	blinking lime green Fernswarthy's key	0		
2278	Fernswarthy's letter	0		
2279	bouncing book	0		
2280	Manual of Labor	0		
2281	Manual of Transmission	0		
2282	Manual of Dexterity	0		
2283	dangerous seal-skull helmet	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
2284	tumbling petrified noodles	0		
2285	blinking mirror chisel	0		
2286	ghostly Eye of Ed	0		
2287	Newton's Rosewater's glowstick	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2007-01", Raveosity: +1
2288	narrow encoder ring	0		Single Equip
2289	paperclip	0		
2290	really house	0		
2291	Non-Essential Amulet	0		
2292	wine vinaigrette	0		
2293	cup of strong herbal tea	0		
2294	pulsating Curiously Shiny Ancient Evil-Bashing Axe	0		
2295	marinated stakes	0		
2296	knob butter	0		
2297	vial of ectoplasm	0		
2298	boock of darck magicks	0		
2299	EZ-Play Harmonica Book	0		
2300	fingerless hobo gloves	0		
2301	huge Chomsky's comic books	0		
2302	worm-riding hooks	0		
2303	Libram of Candy Heart Summoning	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12", Skill: "Summon Candy Heart"
2304	pressed concentrated candy heart	0		Effect: "Walberg's Dim Bulb", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2007-02"
2305	nitrogenated ionized pink candy heart	0		Effect: "Superveiny 9000", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2007-02"
2306	vacuum-sealed quadruple-moist candy heart	0		Effect: "Butt-Rock Hair", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2007-02"
2307	triple-ionized boiled red narrow candy heart	0		Effect: "Well-Swabbed Ear", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2007-02"
2308	chilled bouncing pulsating candy heart	0		Effect: "The Smeezingtons", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2007-02"
2309	pickled improved upside-down shaking candy heart	0		Effect: "Salt Rockin'", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2007-02"
2310	candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2311	pink candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2312	candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2313	candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2314	blinking candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2315	cyan candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2316	broken carburetor	0		
2317	purple bronze token	0		
2318	bomb	0		
2319	carved wheel	0		
2320	worm-riding manual page	0		
2321	upside-down olive worm-riding manual page 2	0		
2322	worm-riding manual pages 3-15	0		
2323	maroon headpiece of the Staff of Ed	0		
2324	Staff of Ed, almost	0		
2325	jittery lime green Staff of Ed	0		
2326	stone rose	0		
2327	tarnished narrow can of paint	0		Effect: "Sweet and Green", Effect Duration: 56
2328	squat drum machine	0		
2329	handful of confetti	0		
2330	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	0		
2331	huge bouquet of circular saw blades	0		
2332	adequate olive Better Than Cuddling Cake	4	good	
2333	ninja snowman	0		
2334	skewed Holy MacGuffin	0		
2335	rubber WWBBDD? bracelet	0		
2336	Sherlock's savvy pipe	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Item Drop: +25
2337	lightning-fast reinforced beaded headband	0		Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "0.5xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 42"
2338	bland huge pudding	10	decent	Wiki Name: "black pudding (food)"
2339	acceptable weak Blackfly Chardonnay	2	good	
2340	delicious & tan	3	awesome	
2341	bouncing bouncing pepper	0		
2342	low-calorie flavorless forest cake	1	decent	
2343	normal forest ham	3	good	
2344	tarnished narrow lime green filthworm hatchling scent gland	0		Effect: "Eyes for Miles", Effect Duration: 44
2345	polarized corrupted alkaline filthworm drone scent gland	0		Effect: "Grumpy and Ornery", Effect Duration: 69
2346	colloidal liquefied filthworm royal guard scent gland	0		Effect: "Extra-Sharp Weapon", Effect Duration: 44
2347	heart of the filthworm queen	0		
2348	water pipe bomb	0		
2349	gas balloon	0		
2350	beer bomb	0		
2351	superamplified boom box	0		
2352	upside-down personal trainer's Herculean fire poi	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
2353	beefy bejeweled pledge pin	0		Muscle: +10, Single Equip
2354	communications windchimes	0		
2355	boiled henna face paint	0		Effect: "Mer-kindliness", Effect Duration: 31
2356	ionized denatured tube of dread wax	0		Effect: "Just the Brown Ones", Effect Duration: 65
2357	stiffened Gaia beads of the sewer	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Stench Damage: +25
2358	huge pink clay bead	0		
2359	squat clay bead	0		
2360	clay bead	0		
2361	Socratic hippy medical kit of the blizzard	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
2362	dog trainer's Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Experience (familiar): +1
2363	miser's longhaired hippy wig of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol"
2364	Zim Merman's guitar of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20
2365	family-friendly C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1
2366	shaking pulsating sizzling peel hat	0		Hot Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley"
2367	jittery blinking carbonated soy milk	0		
2368	studded occult flowing hippy skirt	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Damage Absorption: +80, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xFairy, cap 45"
2369	tumbling filthy poultice	0		
2370	pulsating olive natural fennel soda	0		
2371	smoke bomb	0		
2372	teal bunch of bananas	0		
2373	snack-sized yummy blurry banana	2	awesome	
2374	banana peel	0		
2375	normal big banana cream pie	5	good	
2376	practically non-alcoholic delicious banana daiquiri	1	awesome	
2377	extra-dry tolerable bungle in the jungle	5	good	
2378	tumbling banana spritzer	0		
2379	non-alkaline enhanced wobbly banana smoothie	0		Effect: "Flamibili Tea", Effect Duration: 17
2380	dandy lion cub	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2007-03"
2381	woolen cravat	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-03"
2382	class ring	0		
2383	class ring	0		
2384	huge class ring	0		
2385	bottle opener belt buckle	0		Single Equip, Damage Aura: 1
2386	blinking green dangerous beefcake's keg shield	0		Muscle: +25, Weapon Damage: +10
2387	electrified finger	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
2388	blinking lightning-fast curative war tongs	0		Initiative: +40, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
2389	twirling Monstar energy beverage	0		
2390	skewed prompt asbestos apron	0		Adventures: +3
2391	fortified beaten-up Chucks	0		Damage Absorption: +60
2392	Sherlock's natty ascot	0		Item Drop: +25
2393	manspreader's wreath of laurels of the cheetah	0		Monster Level: +10, Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "0.5xLep, 0.5xFairy"
2394	yellow dog trainer's healthy Danglin' Chad's loincloth	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 0.5xVolley"
2395	shaking friendly tube sock	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Single Equip
2396	chloroform rag	0		
2397	depantsing bomb	0		
2398	mirror grievous energy drink IV	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip
2399	bouncing wool MacGyver's Elmley shades	0		Maximum MP: +100, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip
2400	twirling molotov cocktail cocktail	0		
2401	therapeutic beer bong of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
2402	blue gauze garter	0		
2403	barrel of gunpowder	0		
2404	jam band flyers	0		
2405	rock band flyers	0		
2406	gray Panda outfit	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +5
2407	pink bat eye	0		
2408	worthless piece of glass	0		
2409	billy idol	0		
2410	jittery blue rag	0		
2411	broken petri dish	0		
2412	twirling sammich crust	0		
2413	blinking triffid bark	0		
2414	lint	0		
2415	discarded pacifier	0		
2416	brainy bounty-hunting helmet	0		Mysticality: +5, Familiar Effect: "1.5xFairy, cap 25"
2417	olive padded bounty-hunting rifle	0		Damage Absorption: +20
2418	wobbly nasty bounty-hunting pants	0		Stench Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xFairy, cap 25"
2419	polarized liquefied mirror bottle of rhinoceros hormones	0		Effect: "Ancient Protected", Effect Duration: 49
2420	anodized alkaline non-alkaline teeny-tiny magic scroll	0		Effect: "Powdered", Effect Duration: 36
2421	tarnished quadruple-dry bottle of pirate juice	0		Effect: "Preternatural Greed", Effect Duration: 14
2422	pressed irradiated pet snacks	0		Effect: "You Know When to Walk Away", Effect Duration: 54
2423	polarized Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	0		Effect: "Mad at Science", Effect Duration: 47
2424	triple-oxidized unsweetened pulsating cyclops eyedrops	0		Effect: "Leash of Linguini", Effect Duration: 69
2425	deionized colloidal can of spinach	0		Effect: "Some Cheese with Your Wine", Effect Duration: 18
2426	ionized denatured mirror fire flower	0		Effect: "Tiki Thoughtfulness", Effect Duration: 13
2427	energized freezerburned ice cube	0		Effect: "Broberry Brotality", Effect Duration: 47
2428	oxidized energized wet fake blood	0		Effect: "The Dinsey Way", Effect Duration: 64
2429	tarnished double-improved Eau de Guaneau	0		Effect: "Leash of Linguini", Effect Duration: 30
2430	extra-liquefied adjusted ghostly bag of lard	0		Effect: "Bustle Hustlin'", Effect Duration: 32
2431	super-polymerized blinking bottle of Mystic Shell	0		Effect: "Witch Breaded", Effect Duration: 69
2432	chilled quadruple-denatured wet SPF 451 lip balm	0		Effect: "Elvish", Effect Duration: 36
2433	vacuum-sealed galvanized bottle of antifreeze	0		Effect: "Antibiotic Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 38
2434	quadruple-aerosolized anodized eyedrops	0		Effect: "Bandersnatched", Effect Duration: 41
2435	Vulcanized Dogsgotnonoz pills	0		Effect: "Hoity Toity", Effect Duration: 51
2436	altered tumbling donkey flipbook	0		Effect: "Mariachi Mood", Effect Duration: 23
2437	jittery New Cloaca-Cola	0		
2438	red scented massage oil	0		
2439	poltergeist-in-the-jar-o	0		
2440	blinking unnatural gas	0		
2441	Knob Goblin Encryption Key	0		
2442	Cobb's Knob map	0		
2443	Sherlock's strapping pink glowstick	0		Muscle: +5, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2007-03", Raveosity: +1
2444	irresponsibly strong mediocre jittery Supernova Champagne	6	decent	
2445	Deactivated O. A. F.	0		Last Available: "2007-04"
2446	hardware upgrade	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-04"
2447	squat bad penguin egg	0		Free Pull
2448	tasteful bow tie	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2449	six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola	0		
2450	huge empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	0		
2451	huge vibrating goatskin umbrella	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10
2452	manspreader's wool hat of the brazier	0		Monster Level: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 43"
2453	olive Goodfella contract	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2454	asbestos-lined wool belt	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip
2455	brainy bar whip	0		Mysticality: +5
2456	barskin buckler of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50
2457	spinning whip of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50
2458	sharpshooter's barskin loincloth	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 4xVolley, cap 6"
2459	jittery lard-coated tighty whiteys	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 3xVolley, cap 10"
2460	razor-sharp yak toupee	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 25"
2462	odor extractor	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
2463	skewed Manual of Transcendent Olfaction	0		Skill: "Transcendent Olfaction"
2464	flavorless gigantic fuchsia tumbling bowl of Bounty-Os	9	decent	
2465	perfectly mixed weak lime green Oreille Divisée brandy	2	super EPIC	
2466	pompadour'd puppy	0		
2467	blurry maroon suede shoes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2468	wobbly callused fingerbone	0		
2469	bundle of receipts	0		
2470	cork	0		
2471	stardust	0		
2472	pulsating wilted lettuce	0		
2473	empty greasepaint tube	0		
2474	clown skin	0		
2475	double-paned clown wig of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Cold Resistance: +5, Clowniness: 50, Familiar Effect: "chromatic atk, 1xPotato, cap 12"
2476	stanky clownskin belt	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Clowniness: 50
2477	flame-retardant clownskin buckler	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Clowniness: 50
2478	wobbly frosty clown whip	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Clowniness: 50
2479	demon skin	0		
2480	sizzling demon-horned hat	0		Hot Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xLep, cap 17"
2481	ghostly purple demon buckler of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100
2482	prompt fireproof Herculean demon whip	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Hot Resistance: +3, Adventures: +3
2483	narrow toasty barskin cloak	0		Hot Damage: +5
2484	twirling twirling groovy snakeskin duster of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Moxie Percent: +10
2485	squat savvy clownskin harness of Tarzan	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience (Muscle): +3, Clowniness: 50
2486	electrified demonskin jacket of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
2487	hipposkin poncho	0		Item Drop: +5
2488	narrow friendly yak anorak	0		Familiar Weight: +3
2489	upside-down Newton's tuxedo shirt	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3
2490	Jim Carey's Da Vinci's gnauga hide vest	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Monster Level: +25
2491	shirt kit	0		
2492	bouncing tropical orchid	0		
2493	red spinning stick of dynamite	0		
2494	prompt Necrotelicomnicon of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Adventures: +3
2495	weightlifter's Cookbook of the Damned of bravery	0		Muscle: +15, Spooky Resistance: +5
2496	family-friendly double-paned Sinful Desires	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1
2497	molybdenum magnet	0		
2498	molybdenum hammer	0		
2499	molybdenum screwdriver	0		
2500	molybdenum pliers	0		
2501	molybdenum crescent wrench	0		
2502	wobbly Really Expensive Jewelry and You	0		Skill: "Really Expensive Jewelrycrafting"
2503	extra-fancy ring setting	0		
2504	squat precious piercing post	0		
2505	olive necklace chain	0		
2506	beach glass bead	0		
2507	spinning clay peace-sign bead	0		
2508	grievous beach glass necklace	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50
2509	manspreader's peace-sign necklace	0		Monster Level: +10
2510	wool dance instructor's round sunglasses	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip
2511	spinning Frat Army FGF	0		
2512	narrow Hippy Army MPE	0		
2513	Temple Grandin's spark plug earring	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Item Drop: +5
2514	miser's flame-wreathed woven baling wire bracelets	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +10
2515	Van der Graaf gearbox necklace of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
2516	flame-retardant deadly wrench bracelet	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +1
2517	nippy chain necklace of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: 35
2518	occult sawblade shield	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25
2519	mediocre watered-down McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	2	decent	
2520	aged wobbly melted Jell-o shot	3	awesome	
2521	aged ghostly cruelty-free wine	4	awesome	
2522	fortified tolerable purple thistle wine	5	good	
2523	mirror megatofu	0		
2524	displaced fish	0		
2525	toothsome diet fish	1	awesome	
2526	bland diet gray fish casserole	1	decent	
2527	flavorless fish lasagna	3	decent	
2528	filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")	0		
2529	diet tasty blinking gnatloaf	1	awesome	
2530	rotten gnatloaf casserole	3	crappy	
2531	flavorless big skewed gnat lasagna	5	decent	
2532	pork	0		
2533	normal pork chop sandwiches	4	good	
2534	rotten snack-sized pulsating pork casserole	2	crappy	
2535	toothsome pork lasagna	4	awesome	
2536	upside-down canopic jar	0		
2537	spice	0		
2538	organs	0		
2539	wobbly fuchsia Jack Frost's Ankh of Badahnkadh	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
2540	spinning tomb ratchet	0		
2541	twirling Mayflower bouquet	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Drops Items, Last Available: "2007-05", Item Drop (sporadic): +2.5, Meat Drop (sporadic): +5
2542	unsweetened denatured fuchsia lesser grodulated violet	0		Effect: "Ruby-ous", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2007-05"
2543	polarized blurry tin magnolia	0		Effect: "Dance Interpreter", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2007-05"
2544	liquefied spinning begpwnia	0		Effect: "Aspect of the GravyPlum Fairy", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2007-05"
2545	boiled upside-down bouncing upsy daisy	0		Effect: "The Real Deal", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2007-05"
2546	polymerized teal half-orchid	0		Effect: "Capricorn Rising", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2007-05"
2547	Herculean tin star of doom	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2007-05"
2548	avaricious outrageous sombrero of the sweet-tooth	0		Meat Drop: +30, Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2007-05"
2549	supercharged forbidden "Humorous" T-shirt	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2007-05"
2550	Peppercorns of Power	0		
2551	green blinking vial of mojo	0		
2552	blinking reeds	0		
2553	jittery turtle chain	0		
2554	huge distilled seal blood	0		
2555	skewed high-octane olive oil	0		
2556	mirror fireproof lard-coated friendly Shagadelic Disco Banjo	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +3, Class: "Disco Bandit"
2557	miser's cool Squeezebox of the Ages	0		Moxie: +5, Meat Drop: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15
2558	pulsating fireproof Chelonian Morningstar of bravery	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Spooky Resistance: +5, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
2559	twirling studded Hammer of Smiting of the sewer	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Stench Damage: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber"
2560	17-alarm Saucepan of the sewer of courage	0		Stench Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +3, Class: "Sauceror"
2561	bouncing thinker's Greek Pasta Spoon of Peril of the bloodbag of the businessman	0		Mysticality: +10, Maximum HP: +100, Meat Drop: +50, Class: "Pastamancer"
2562	green half-rotten brain	0		
2563	jittery bonesaw	0		
2564	plus-sized phylactery	0		
2565	wobbly can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	0		
2566	Azazel's unicorn	0		
2567	cyan Azazel's lollipop	0		
2568	yellow Azazel's tutu	0		
2569	ionized triple-pressed ant agonist	0		Effect: "Meatwise", Effect Duration: 53
2570	ant hoe	0		Familiar Effect: "sleaze damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2571	cyan blurry ant rake	0		Familiar Effect: "hot damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2572	ant pitchfork	0		Familiar Effect: "stench damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2573	upside-down skewed ghostly ant sickle	0		Familiar Effect: "spooky damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2574	ant pick	0		Familiar Effect: "cold damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2575	bronzed locust	0		
2576	purple honey-dipped locust	0		
2577	frightening cactus quill of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +5
2578	veiny grievous smartaleck's Staff of the Short Order Cook	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP: +10
2579	big delicious cactus fruit	5	awesome	
2580	curative supercool scorpion whip	0		Moxie Percent: +20, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
2581	handful of sand	0		
2582	brick of sand	0		
2583	yummy diet centipede eggs	1	awesome	
2584	ghostly careful wonderwall shield	0		Monster Level: -10
2585	personal trainer's Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
2586	blurry General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60
2587	huge weightlifter's Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	0		Muscle: +15
2588	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15
2589	toothsome miniature mirror hot date	2	awesome	
2590	practically non-alcoholic special drinkable twirling distilled fortified wine	1	good	Effect: "Christmessy", Effect Duration: 25
2591	adequate gigantic tasty tart	6	good	
2592	Knob Goblin lunchbox	0		
2593	adequate bouncing Knob pasty	4	good	
2594	tolerable practically non-alcoholic thermos full of Knob coffee	1	good	
2595	modified super-ionized irradiated Ben-Gal™ Balm	0		Effect: "Fangs and Pangs", Effect Duration: 16
2596	leathery cat skin	0		
2597	leathery bat skin	0		
2598	leathery rat skin	0		
2599	upside-down Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate	0		
2600	spinning carbonated water lily	0		
2601	Jeselnik's occult Staff of the Midnight Snack of the businessman	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Sleaze Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +50
2602	coward's boxer's Staff of Blood and Pudding of Tarzan	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Experience (Muscle): +3, Monster Level: -20
2603	jittery smoldering box	0		
2604	blurry executive Tuesday's ruby	0		Meat Drop: +40, Variable
2605	lime green palm frond	0		
2606	green palm-frond fan	0		
2607	strapping palm-frond whip	0		Muscle: +5
2608	spinning palm-frond net	0		
2609	miser's palm-frond capris of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "1.5xGhuol, cap 35"
2610	blinking blue Temple Grandin's extra-large palm-frond toupee	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 37"
2611	blinking strapping palm-frond cloak	0		Muscle: +5
2612	vinyl coin purse	0		
2613	bouncing rocky raccoon	0		
2614	upside-down mojo filter	0		
2615	small bland blinking twirling savoy truffle	2	decent	
2616	Magi-Wipes	0		
2617	blinking boom	0		
2618	Iiti Kitty phone charm of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Single Equip
2619	jar of swamp gas	0		Last Available: "2007-05"
2620	bland bite-sized blue unidentified jerky	1	decent	
2621	Van der Graaf smartaleck's nasty rat mask	0		Moxie Percent: +30, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xBarrr, cap 45"
2622	huge pulsating Da Vinci's strapping ratskin belt	0		Muscle: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Single Equip
2623	huge padded savvy rattail whip	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Damage Absorption: +20
2624	up-at-dawn brainy bat hat	0		Mysticality: +5, Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xVolley, cap 45"
2625	blinking wholesome bat whip of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum HP Percent: +10
2626	skewed Herculean educational bat-ass jacket	0		Experience: +1, Experience (Muscle): +1
2627	ghostly inspector's catskin cap of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Item Drop: +15, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 45"
2628	olive careful medical-grade catskin buckler	0		Monster Level: -10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
2629	mirror smelly clever tail o' nine cats	0		Maximum MP: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +10
2630	Hugo's Weaving Manual	0		
2631	denatured gremlin juice	0		Effect: "Visions of the Deep Dark Deeps", Effect Duration: 16
2632	dry chilled deionized mother's helper	0		Effect: "Pyramid Power", Effect Duration: 31
2633	jittery maroon manspreader's Annie Oakley's pat-a-cake pendant	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Monster Level: +10
2634	mummy wrapping	0		
2635	mirror really thick bandage	0		
2636	pulsating personal trainer's mummy mask	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 42"
2637	huge sinister gauze shorts of the sweet-tooth	0		Spell Damage: +10, Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 42"
2638	purple mirror gauze hammock	0		Bonus Resting HP: +60
2639	mirror cherry soda	0		
2640	miser's careful greaves	0		Monster Level: -10, Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 40"
2641	electrified cowboy hat of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 41"
2642	Maxwell's Silver Hammer of the brute of bravery	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Spooky Resistance: +5
2643	foul-smelling happiness	0		Stench Damage: +10
2644	upside-down feather	0		
2645	shaking blurry feather	0		
2646	frightful feather	0		
2647	fetid feather	0		
2648	flirtatious feather	0		
2649	savvy Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Single Equip
2650	blinking bottled pixie	0		Free Pull
2651	bouncing upside-down pixie spog	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-06"
2652	snack-sized bland blinking S.T.L.T.	2	decent	Last Available: "2007-06"
2653	special tasty honey-dew	3	awesome	Effect: "Healthy Blue Glow", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2007-06"
2654	hand-crafted bouncing Xanadian	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2007-06"
2655	alkaline moist bottle of absinthe	0		Effect: "Hobo Flavor", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2007-06"
2656	Drowsy Sword of vim and vigor of mayonnaise	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
2657	diet rotten ghostly escargotsicle	1	crappy	Last Available: "2007-06"
2658	enchanted lousy jittery bottle of realpagne	3	decent	Effect: "Turkey-Ambitious", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2007-06"
2659	yellow rosy-cheeked albatross necklace	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-06"
2660	powdered not-a-pipe	1	awesome	Last Available: "2007-06"
2661	smooth shaking flask of Amontillado	4	awesome	Last Available: "2007-06"
2662	ball mask of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 22", Last Available: "2007-06"
2663	electrified Can-Can skirt	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "1.5xFairy, 2xPotato, cap 22", Last Available: "2007-06"
2664	deionized anodized sensitive poetry journal	0		Effect: "Spooky Demeanor", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2007-06"
2665	double-corrupted Vulcanized skewed olive ghostly bottled inspiration	0		Effect: "Make Meat FA$T!", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2007-06"
2666	flattened anodized bellhop bell	0		Effect: "Polar Express", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2007-06"
2667	nitrogenated dry alkaline upside-down yellow spiky collar	0		Effect: "Almost Cool", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2007-06"
2668	distilled fuchsia can-can-in-a-can	1		Last Available: "2007-06"
2669	dried pulsating patent antipsychotics	1		Last Available: "2007-06"
2670	boiled Mariner's Friend cough drops	1		Last Available: "2007-06"
2671	mediocre shot of nepenthe schnapps	4	decent	Last Available: "2025-03"
2672	tumbling library card	0		Last Available: "2007-06"
2673	Bohemian rhapsody	0		Last Available: "2007-06"
2674	super-pressed blurry bottle of cat tonic	0		Effect: "Net Tea", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2007-06"
2675	compressed pulsating mirror handful of moss	1		
2676	boiled blurry twirling bit-o-cactus	1		
2677	powdered olive protein powder	1		
2678	spectre scepter	0		
2679	dry twirling spinning upside-down sparkler	0		Effect: "Hammered", Effect Duration: 62
2680	dry pickled snake	0		Effect: "Down With Chow", Effect Duration: 18, Wiki Name: "snake"
2681	quadruple-corrupted ionized gray M-242	0		Effect: "Limber as Mortimer", Effect Duration: 25
2682	detuned radio	0		
2683	jittery Warehouse 23 crate	0		
2684	horrifying armgun of the detective	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Item Drop: +20
2685	seashell necklace	0		
2686	commemorative war stein	0		
2687	stone frisbee	0		
2688	tumbling dreadlock whip of the storm of mayonnaise of the businessman	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +50
2689	Sherlock's cool beer-a-pult	0		Moxie: +5, Item Drop: +25
2690	mirror coward's strapping cast-iron legacy paddle	0		Muscle: +5, Monster Level: -20
2691	normal thick tumbling huge handful of nuts and berries	5	good	
2692	mirror arcane researcher's Rosewater's driftwood sculpture	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
2693	family-friendly healthy massive sitar	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +1
2694	Usain Bolt's chilly mansplainer's stone baseball cap	0		Monster Level: +15, Cold Damage: +5, Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 48"
2695	acceptable cup of beer	4	good	
2696	fuchsia ovoid thing	0		
2697	olive narrow duct tape	0		
2698	duct tape wallet	0		
2699	shaking nasty duct tape shirt of the businessman	0		Stench Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +50
2700	squat lightning-fast stylish duct tape fedora	0		Moxie: +25, Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 48"
2701	greedy resourceful duct tape sword	0		Maximum MP: +50, Meat Drop: +20
2702	avaricious ribald duct tape dockers	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 48"
2703	ghostly duct tape buckler of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
2704	shrinking powder	0		
2705	electrified Herculean beefy blackberry slippers	0		Muscle: +10, Experience (Muscle): +1, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
2706	wool careful educational blackberry moccasins	0		Experience: +1, Monster Level: -10, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip
2707	executive frosty blackberry combat boots of the detective	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +20, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip
2708	triple-cold-filtered shaking funky dried mushroom	0		Effect: "In the Slimelight", Effect Duration: 11
2709	olive exotic parrot egg	0		
2710	skewed cracker	0		Familiar Weight: +15
2711	denatured extra-aerosolized blue facepaint	0		Effect: "Deadly Lampblade", Effect Duration: 48
2712	deionized deionized teal sheepskin diploma	0		Effect: "Marco Polarity", Effect Duration: 69
2713	unsweetened spinning Black Body™ spray	0		Effect: "Chalky Hand", Effect Duration: 43
2714	huge floorboard cruft	0		
2715	jittery sausage bomb	0		
2716	flame-wreathed brawny battered hubcap of the cheetah	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +60
2717	mirror wobbly lightning-fast healthy hood ornament of courage	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Spooky Resistance: +3, Initiative: +40
2718	spare kidney	0		
2719	avaricious foul-smelling groovy hand-carved bokken	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +30
2720	healthy occult arcane researcher's hand-carved bow	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +20
2721	horrifying Sinatra's hand-carved staff of the bloodbag	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum HP: +100, Spooky Damage: +25
2722	executive lard-coated Sinatra's Staff of the Greasefire of doom	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +40
2723	executive smooth Staff of the Grand Flambé of Leguizamo	0		Moxie: +15, Monster Level: +20, Meat Drop: +40
2724	diet toothsome spinning bowl of rye sprouts	1	awesome	
2725	decent mirror cob of corn	4	good	
2726	adequate spinning juniper berries	4	good	
2727	jumbo adequate plum	5	good	
2728	normal pear	3	good	
2729	flavorless big peach	5	decent	
2730	tolerable spinning plum wine	4	good	
2731	artisanal spirit-forward bouncing green shot of pear schnapps	5	EPIC	
2732	drinkable maroon spinning shot of peach schnapps	4	good	
2733	decent bunch of square grapes	4	good	
2734	thick bland blurry brown sugar cane	5	decent	
2735	fancy normal huge sandwich of the gods	3	good	Effect: "Anytwo Five Elevenis?", Effect Duration: 15
2736	bad practically non-alcoholic fuchsia ghostly Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	1	decent	
2737	mixed wobbly twirling leopard-print barbell	1	decent	
2738	huge pile of smoking rags	0		
2739	wet flattened tarnished lime green panty raider camouflage	0		Effect: "Coal-Powered", Effect Duration: 23
2740	steel-toed savvy Staff of the Walk-In Freezer of James Dean	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience (Moxie): +3, Damage Reduction: 9
2741	bad boilermaker	3	decent	
2742	bite-sized flavorless steel lasagna	1	quest	
2743	tolerable enchanted spirit-forward steel margarita	5	quest	Effect: "Litterboxing", Effect Duration: 15
2744	compressed steel-scented air freshener	1		
2745	adjusted non-cold-filtered gremlin mutagen	0		Effect: "Red Door Syndrome", Effect Duration: 31
2746	improved aerosolized wobbly extra-potent gremlin mutagen	0		Effect: "Booze Goozles", Effect Duration: 31
2747	red tumbling chunk of depleted Grimacite	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2748	mansplainer's furniture dolly	0		Monster Level: +15, Single Equip
2749	prompt Usain Bolt's Herculean Staff of the Grease Trap	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Initiative: +80, Adventures: +3
2750	chaotic Uranium Omega of Temperance of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Single Equip
2751	lime green jittery manspreader's Lead Zeta of Chastity of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Monster Level: +10, Single Equip
2752	blue Annie Oakley's Tesla Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
2753	up-at-dawn fortified Zinc Delta of Tranquility	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Adventures: +5, Single Equip
2754	perfumed nippy Nickel Gamma of Frugality	0		Cold Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip
2755	clever Socratic Iron Beta of Industry	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum MP: +20, Single Equip
2756	flame-retardant Lo Pan's Copper Alpha of Sincerity	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip
2757	thinker's Red Balloon of Valor of Calamity Jane	0		Mysticality: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Single Equip
2758	flame-retardant careful Purple Horseshoe of Honor	0		Monster Level: -10, Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip
2759	manspreader's brawny Blue Diamond of Honesty	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Monster Level: +10, Single Equip
2760	lion tamer's Green Clover of Justice of the boozehound	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip
2761	jittery yellow pulsating sharpshooter's fortified Yellow Moon of Compassion	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Single Equip
2762	occult slick Orange Star of Sacrifice	0		Moxie: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Single Equip
2763	mirror squat supercharged rosy-cheeked Pink Heart of Spirit	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Single Equip
2764	gravedigger's Newton's strapping Order of the Silver Wossname	0		Muscle: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip
2765	Harold's bell	0		
2766	green huge bowling ball	0		
2767	flavorless big Crimbo pie	5	decent	
2768	rotten huge pear tart	3	crappy	
2769	normal red peach pie	3	good	
2770	warmed frozen chunk of rock salt	0		Effect: "Memory of Attractiveness", Effect Duration: 30
2771	pressed dry bouncing handful of pine needles	0		Effect: "Macho, Macho Dog", Effect Duration: 19
2772	teal steamy ruby	0		
2773	wobbly glacial sapphire	0		
2774	blurry unearthly onyx	0		
2775	effluvious emerald	0		
2776	tawdry amethyst	0		
2777	hale deadly filigreed hamethyst earring	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum HP: +20
2778	wobbly forbidden baleful personal trainer's filigreed hamethyst necklace	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Spell Damage: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip
2779	occult filigreed hamethyst ring of Leguizamo of the detective	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Monster Level: +20, Item Drop: +20, Single Equip
2780	tumbling huge arcane researcher's stylish baconstone earring of the boozehound	0		Moxie: +25, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip
2781	hardened baconstone necklace of the overflowing toilet	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
2782	jittery flame-retardant hale brainy baconstone ring	0		Mysticality: +5, Maximum HP: +20, Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip
2783	slick beefy pulled porquoise earring	0		Muscle: +10, Moxie: +10
2784	careful grievous pulled porquoise pendant	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Monster Level: -10, Single Equip
2785	inspector's sharpshooter's pulled porquoise ring of the early riser	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Item Drop: +15, Adventures: +7, Single Equip
2786	wizardly Earring of Fire of the overflowing toilet	0		Mysticality: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
2787	twirling teal sinister Pendant of Fire of courage	0		Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip
2788	lightning-fast Ring of Fire of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Initiative: +40, Single Equip
2789	sizzling studded Ice-Cold Beerring	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Hot Damage: +10, Single Equip
2790	Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace of extreme caution of mayonnaise	0		Monster Level: -25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
2791	lightning-fast sizzling Ice-Cold Beer Ring	0		Hot Damage: +10, Initiative: +40, Single Equip
2792	rosy-cheeked experienced Unspeakable Earring	0		Experience: +2, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Single Equip
2793	jittery experienced beefcake's Choker of the Ultragoth	0		Muscle: +25, Experience: +2, Single Equip
2794	tumbling shaking Annie Oakley's MacGyver's The Ring	0		Maximum MP: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Single Equip
2795	fireproof groovy Nose Ring of Putrescence	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip
2796	medical-grade beefy Putrid Pendant	0		Muscle: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
2797	squat Lo Pan's Ring of the Sewer Snake of the boozehound	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip
2798	tumbling forbidden Mudflap-Girl Earring of Leguizamo	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Monster Level: +20, Single Equip
2799	zippy smooth Mudflap-Girl Necklace	0		Moxie: +15, Initiative: +20, Single Equip
2800	double-paned Mudflap-Girl Ring of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip
2801	vial of Gnomochloric acid	0		
2802	flask of Gnomochloric acid	0		
2803	jug of Gnomochloric acid	0		
2804	colloidal colloidal vial of hamethyst juice	0		Effect: "Jingle Jangle Jingle", Effect Duration: 69
2805	unsweetened wet vial of baconstone juice	0		Effect: "Loyal Tea", Effect Duration: 34
2806	concentrated electrified magnetized vial of porquoise juice	0		Effect: "Loco Motives", Effect Duration: 24
2807	super-moist flask of hamethyst juice	0		Effect: "Innately Truthy", Effect Duration: 60
2808	adjusted moist ionized flask of baconstone juice	0		Effect: "Shawarma Warm War", Effect Duration: 35
2809	vacuum-sealed cold-filtered galvanized flask of porquoise juice	0		Effect: "Stop and Smell the Fudge", Effect Duration: 41
2810	altered jug of hamethyst juice	0		Effect: "Bananas!", Effect Duration: 33
2811	electrified extra-deionized triple-galvanized jug of baconstone juice	0		Effect: "Stop and Smell the Fudge", Effect Duration: 17
2812	altered liquefied triple-unsweetened shaking jug of porquoise juice	0		Effect: "Cuts Like a Buttered Knife", Effect Duration: 21
2813	gray horrifying Beret of doom	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Four Songs, Brimstone, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep"
2814	blinking perfumed baleful extremely unsafe Bludgeon	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +5, Brimstone
2815	blinking wholesome Bunker of dire peril of courage	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Brimstone
2816	skewed lion tamer's Samson's Boxers of the cheetah	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Experience (familiar): +2, Initiative: +60, Brimstone, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep"
2817	friendly MacGyver's Brooch of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP: +100, Familiar Weight: +3, Single Equip, Brimstone
2818	Lo Pan's groovy Bracelet	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Item Drop: +5, Single Equip, Brimstone
2819	olive avaricious Grimacite gasmask of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2008-11"
2820	blue squat nippy stiffened Grimacite gat	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2008-11"
2821	Herculean cool Grimacite gaiters	0		Moxie: +5, Experience (Muscle): +1, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 2xGhoul, cap 37", Last Available: "2008-11"
2822	fuchsia flame-wreathed Sinatra's Grimacite gauntlets	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-11"
2823	resourceful Grimacite go-go boots of the overflowing toilet	0		Maximum MP: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-11"
2824	Lo Pan's Grimacite girdle of the empath	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Familiar Weight: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-11"
2825	Grimacite gown of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2008-11"
2826	greasy smelly wholesome Staff of the Kitchen Floor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
2827	anniversary gift box	0		
2828	olive loaded dice	0		
2829	really dense meat stack	0		
2830	digital key lime	0		
2831	star key lime	0		
2832	stale upside-down green digital key lime pie	4	decent	
2833	decent big star key lime pie	5	good	
2834	coward's curative Samson's bottle-rocket crossbow	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Monster Level: -20, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire red bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire blue bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire orange bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire purple bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire black bottle-rocket", Last Available: "2007-07"
2835	spinning nasty indie comic hipster glasses	0		Stench Damage: +5, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2"
2836	wizard action figure	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
2837	jittery wobbly mint-condition magic wand	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2838	inspector's glowstick of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2007-08", Raveosity: +1
2839	rosy-cheeked Periodical Paintbrush	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Softcore Only
2840	hand-crafted bottle of cooking sherry	4	EPIC	
2841	decent spinning packet of ketchup	3	good	
2842	weak lousy accidental cider	2	decent	
2843	adequate massive dire fudgesicle	9	good	
2844	Jack Frost's supercharged deadly navel ring of navel gazing of Gandalf	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-09", Item Drop (sporadic): 4.25, Meat Drop (sporadic): 4.25
2845	class five ecto-larva	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
2846	plastic bib	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2847	beefy Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield	0		Muscle: +10
2848	wobbly Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	0		
2849	shrunken navigator head	0		
2850	acceptable moonberry wine cooler	3	good	
2851	flavorless fine aged cheddarwurst	3	decent	
2852	branch from the Great Tree	0		
2853	Phil Bunion's axe	0		
2854	bouquet of swamp roses	0		
2855	rosewater-soaked thinker's huge mosquito proboscis	0		Mysticality: +10, Stench Resistance: +3
2856	warmed diffused cold-filtered wobbly swamp lolly	0		Effect: "Patent Prevention", Effect Duration: 47
2857	chilled seegar butt	0		Effect: "Boon of She-Who-Was", Effect Duration: 16
2858	spinning bottled swamp gas	0		
2859	gravedigger's witch wart of doom	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
2860	normal swamp muck	3	good	
2861	spinning occult beefy leechknife of chilblains	0		Muscle: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Cold Damage: +25
2862	decomposed boot	0		
2863	vacuum-sealed dribbly candle	0		Effect: "Brother Smothers's Blessing", Effect Duration: 58
2864	stolen meatpouch	0		
2865	upside-down squat maroon Temple Grandin's beefcake's beaver spear	0		Muscle: +25, Familiar Weight: +7
2866	rosewater-soaked flame-retardant shamanic beads	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Stench Resistance: +3
2867	careful shellacked dilapidated wizard hat	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Monster Level: -10, Familiar Effect: "cap 31"
2868	super-pressed bouncing shaking pirate pamphlet	0		Effect: "Marbles in Your Mouth", Effect Duration: 25
2869	energized pirate brochure	0		Effect: "Weasels Underfoot", Effect Duration: 22
2870	polymerized pirate tract	0		Effect: "Adrenaline Rush", Effect Duration: 43
2871	burnt flower	0		
2872	MacGyver's plastic Naughty Sorceress of the sweet-tooth	0		Maximum MP: +100, Candy Drop: +100
2873	ruddy arcane researcher's plastic Ed the Undying	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +40
2874	up-at-dawn beefy plastic Lord Spookyraven	0		Muscle: +10, Adventures: +5
2875	blue huge dog trainer's plastic Dr. Awkward	0		Experience (familiar): +1
2876	lime green mirror wizardly plastic protector spectre	0		Mysticality: +25
2877	clever plastic Baron von Ratsworth	0		Maximum MP: +20
2878	stylish plastic Boss Bat	0		Moxie: +25
2879	plastic Knob Goblin King of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100
2880	twirling plastic Bonerdagon of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100
2881	lightning-fast plastic The Man	0		Initiative: +40
2882	upside-down skewed forbidden plastic The Big Wisniewski	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50
2883	shellacked plastic Felonia	0		Damage Reduction: 7
2884	baleful plastic Beelzebozo	0		Spell Damage: +25
2885	tumbling plastic conservationist hippy of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25
2886	mirror slick plastic 7-foot dwarf	0		Moxie: +10
2887	huge reassuring plastic angry bugbear	0		Spooky Resistance: +1
2888	rock-hard plastic anime smiley	0		Damage Reduction: 5
2889	plastic apathetic lizardman of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7
2890	stanky plastic astronomer	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25
2891	narrow plastic beanbat of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15
2892	teal Sinatra's plastic blooper	0		Experience (Moxie): +5
2893	green nippy plastic brainsweeper	0		Cold Damage: +10
2894	plastic briefcase bat	0		Item Drop: +5
2895	frightening plastic demoninja	0		Spooky Damage: +5
2896	squat weightlifter's plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	0		Muscle: +15
2897	plastic drunk goat of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25
2898	shaking mirror weightlifter's plastic fiendish can of asparagus	0		Muscle: +15
2899	plastic Gnollish crossdresser of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100
2900	Rosewater's plastic handsome mariachi	0		Mysticality Percent: +30
2901	purple asbestos-lined plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	0		Hot Resistance: +5
2902	Sherlock's plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	0		Item Drop: +25
2903	skewed auspicious plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	0		Item Drop: +10
2904	veiny plastic Knott Yeti	0		Maximum HP: +10
2905	red squat quilted plastic lemon-in-the-box	0		Damage Absorption: +40
2906	ghostly lion tamer's plastic lobsterfrogman	0		Experience (familiar): +2
2907	purple mansplainer's plastic ninja snowman	0		Monster Level: +15
2908	shaking twirling plastic Orcish Frat Boy of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7
2909	sage plastic G Imp	0		Mysticality Percent: +10
2910	miser's plastic goth	0		Meat Drop: +10
2911	plastic cubist bull of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25
2912	supercool plastic scary clown	0		Moxie Percent: +20
2913	spinning sizzling plastic smarmy pirate	0		Hot Damage: +10
2914	supercool plastic spiny skelelton	0		Moxie Percent: +20
2915	coward's plastic Spam Witch	0		Monster Level: -20
2916	chaotic plastic vampire	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10
2917	brawny plastic taco cat	0		Muscle Percent: +20
2918	plastic undead elbow macaroni of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2919	shellacked plastic warwelf	0		Damage Reduction: 7
2920	ghostly plastic whitesnake of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15
2921	teal stanky plastic XXX pr0n	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25
2922	plastic zmobie of the ox	0		Muscle: +20
2923	Jim Carey's plastic Protagonist	0		Monster Level: +25
2924	spinning Socratic plastic Spunky Princess	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1
2925	plastic topiary golem of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30
2926	horrifying plastic senile lihc	0		Spooky Damage: +25
2927	huge skewed Lo Pan's plastic Iiti Kitty	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30
2928	plastic Gnomester Blomester of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50
2929	Tesla plastic Trouser Snake	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
2930	resourceful plastic Axe Wound	0		Maximum MP: +50
2931	mirror squat plastic Hellion of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20
2932	plastic Black Knight of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60
2933	baleful plastic pair of tweezers	0		Spell Damage: +25
2934	rosewater-soaked plastic fruit golem	0		Stench Resistance: +3
2935	olive plastic fluffy bunny of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25
2936	castagnets	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2937	siesta-ing Casagnova gnome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-10"
2938	cyan Jacob's ladder	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2939	blinking unemployed hunchbacked minion	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-10"
2940	bland huge Surprise Egg	7	decent	
2941	wet corrupted jittery Steal This Candy	0		Effect: "Slightly Larger Than Usual", Effect Duration: 16
2942	double-modified chocolate filthy lucre	0		Effect: "Slippery Tongue", Effect Duration: 69
2943	super-oxidized unsweetened colloidal yellow upside-down Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	0		Effect: "Egg-headedness", Effect Duration: 34
2945	blinking Sherlock's quilted party hat	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Item Drop: +25, Familiar Effect: "4xLep, cap 7"
2946	toasty sharpshooter's V for Vivala mask	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Combat Item Damage Percent: 50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Creepy Grin", Last Available: "2007-11"
2947	green ghostly The Big Book of Pirate Insults	0		
2948	artisanal irresponsibly strong pulsating shot of rotgut	6	EPIC	
2949	corrupted Vulcanized shaking jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade	0		Effect: "Analog Drunk", Effect Duration: 15
2950	upside-down Cap'm Caronch's Map	0		
2951	narrow Orcish Frat House blueprints	0		
2952	lime green double-paned glowstick of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2007-11", Raveosity: +1
2953	spinning charrrm bracelet	0		
2954	tip jar of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30
2955	big rotten yam candy	5	crappy	
2956	cocktail napkin	0		
2957	skewed rum barrel charrrm	0		
2958	half-sized adequate squat tube of cranberry Go-Goo	2	good	
2959	fortified rum barrel charrrm bracelet	0		Damage Absorption: +60
2960	toothsome single-serving herbal stuffing	3	awesome	
2961	enchanted rotten packet of tofurkey gravy	4	crappy	Effect: "Steroid Boost", Effect Duration: 45
2962	flavorless tofurkey nugget	3	decent	
2963	blue jittery rigging shampoo	0		
2964	ball polish	0		
2965	tumbling mizzenmast mop	0		
2966	purple pulsating Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	0		
2967	extra-chilled modified Swabbie™ swab	0		Effect: "Helvella Health", Effect Duration: 24
2968	modified moist twirling blurry Oil of Parrrlay	0		Effect: "Swimming Head", Effect Duration: 31
2969	super-sized flavorless creamsicle	5	decent	
2970	watered-down bad cream stout	2	decent	
2971	green nasty supercharged curmudgel	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +5
2972	grumpy man charrrm	0		
2973	blurry supercool grumpy man charrrm bracelet	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Single Equip
2974	maroon tarrrnish charrrm	0		
2975	boxer's tarrrnished charrrm bracelet of the scaredy-cat	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Monster Level: -15, Single Equip
2976	lousy bilge wine	3	decent	
2977	brawny witty rapier	0		Muscle Percent: +20
2978	shaking avaricious sinister yohohoyo	0		Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +30
2979	altered oxidized fish-liver oil	0		Effect: "Greasy Flavor", Effect Duration: 51
2980	booty chest charrrm	0		
2981	jittery beefy booty chest charrrm bracelet	0		Muscle: +10, Single Equip
2982	narrow cannonball charrrm	0		
2983	cannonball charrrm bracelet	0		Single Equip, Sporadic Thorns: 0.25
2984	copper ha'penny charrrm	0		
2985	lard-coated copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
2986	tongue charrrm	0		
2987	greasy energetic tongue charrrm bracelet	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
2988	mirror bit of clingfilm	0		
2989	clingfilm trousers of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato, cap 37"
2990	ghostly electrified clingfilm cap of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 37"
2991	twirling vibrating clingfilm slippers	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Single Equip
2992	clingfilm tangle	0		
2993	bite-sized decent spinning vinegar-soaked lemon slice	1	good	
2994	oxidized galvanized denatured gray true grit	0		Effect: "Puddingskin", Effect Duration: 28
2995	Herculean savvy buoybottoms of temperance	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience (Muscle): +1, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xLep, cap 37"
2996	MacGyver's grungy flannel shirt	0		Maximum MP: +100
2997	prompt family-friendly grungy bandana	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 0.5xPotato, cap 37"
2998	aromatic grassy cutlass	0		Stench Resistance: +1
2999	Cap'm Caronch's nasty booty	0		
3000	Cap'm Caronch's dentures	0		
3001	jittery smooth pegleg	0		Moxie: +15, Single Equip
3002	flame-wreathed lamé pants	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 1xLep, cap 25"
3003	Oprah's enormous hoop earring	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50
3004	gray ruddy sinister costume sword	0		Spell Damage: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +40
3005	rainbow pearl	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3006	shaking ghostly Jim Carey's rainbow pearl earring of the brazier	0		Monster Level: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3007	Van der Graaf rainbow pearl necklace of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3008	lightning-fast coward's rainbow pearl ring	0		Monster Level: -20, Initiative: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3009	dog trainer's beefcake's Idol of Ak'gyxoth	0		Muscle: +25, Experience (familiar): +1
3010	Temple Grandin's Emblem of Ak'gyxoth of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: 12
3011	fuchsia sinister altar fragment	0		
3012	ghostly bouncing shimmering rainbow sand	0		
3013	simple key	0		
3014	jittery ornate key	0		
3015	gilded key	0		
3016	mirror foot locker	0		
3017	ornate chest	0		
3018	gilded chest	0		
3019	huge all-purpose cleaner	0		
3020	handful of sawdust	0		
3021	stone triangle	0		
3022	medium stone triangle	0		
3023	small stone triangle	0		
3024	stone pyramid	0		
3025	extra-dry hand-crafted corpse on the beach	5	EPIC	
3026	perfectly mixed huge corpsetini	3	super EPIC	
3027	artisanal corpsedriver	3	super EPIC	
3028	tolerable triple-distilled cyan Corpse Island iced tea	9	good	
3029	special extra-dry acceptable green red-headed corpse	5	good	Effect: "Cuts Like a Buttered Knife", Effect Duration: 45
3030	bad jittery kamicorpse-ee	3	decent	
3031	tolerable corpsel	3	good	
3032	lousy corpsebite	3	decent	
3033	blurry pirate fledges of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Look like a Pirate
3034	mirror piece of thirteen	0		
3035	normal special massive pearl onion	7	good	Effect: "You're Rubber", Effect Duration: 40
3036	half-sized adequate sea biscuit	2	good	
3037	drinkable bottle of rum	4	good	
3038	lousy bottle of black-label rum	3	decent	
3039	cannonball	0		
3040	voodoo skull	0		
3041	joke scroll	0		
3042	skewed Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3043	metallic foil bow	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
3044	blurry metallic foil radar dish	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.", Last Available: "2011-12"
3045	adequate squat cyan nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	4	good	Last Available: "2007-12"
3046	bland nanite-infested candy cane	3	decent	Last Available: "2020-09"
3047	bland nanite-infested fruitcake	4	decent	Last Available: "2007-12"
3048	artisanal practically non-alcoholic ghostly nanite-infested eggnog	1	super EPIC	Last Available: "2007-12"
3049	El Vibrato power sphere	0		
3050	auspicious eyepatch	0		Item Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
3051	fortified cutlass	0		Damage Absorption: +60
3052	weightlifter's breeches	0		Muscle: +15, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
3053	fuchsia mood ring	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
3054	extra-polymerized energized upside-down candy heart	0		Effect: "The Spy Who Loved XP", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2007-02"
3055	anodized blinking cymbal syrup	0		Free Pull, Effect: "Wallflowering", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2007-02"
3056	censurious metallic foil cat ears	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Alters Page Text, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2007-02"
3057	blurry nanofiber cloth	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3058	iGoogly	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3059	theoretical string	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3060	synthetic stuffing	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3061	toy hoverpad	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3062	LED block	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3063	gyroscope	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3064	flame-retardant cyborg doll	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2007-12"
3065	buckyball	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3066	squat spinning toy maglev monorail of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3067	dollhive	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3068	toy deathbot	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3069	tumbling laser cannon	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3070	olive plexifoam chin strap	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3071	mirror squat silicon-infused gluteal shield	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3072	shaking carbonite visor	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3073	set of Unobtainium straps	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3074	polymorphic fastening apparatus	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3075	General Assembly Module	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3076	laser targeting chip	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3077	hi-density nylocite leg armor	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3078	kevlateflocite helmet	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3079	Bulky Buddy Box	0		Last Available: "2007-12", Wiki Name: "Bulky Buddy Box (hatchling)"
3080	teddy borg	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3081	brainy marionette collective	0		Mysticality: +5, Last Available: "2007-12"
3082	monomolecular yo-yo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3083	gray blob	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3084	skewed borg sock monkey of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2007-12"
3085	energetic cool roboduck-on-a-string	0		Moxie: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2007-12"
3086	fuchsia mylar scout drone	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3087	teddy borg sewing kit	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3088	teal Herculean biomechanical crimborg helmet of the early riser	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2007-12"
3089	blinking boxer's C.B.F.G. of Tarzan	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2007-12"
3090	scorching dangerous biomechanical crimborg leg armor	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Hot Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1.5xGhuol, cap 37", Last Available: "2007-12"
3091	extra-deionized vitachoconutriment capsule	0		Effect: "Less Pervious", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2007-12"
3092	handmade hobby horse of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2007-12"
3093	up-at-dawn ball-in-a-cup	0		Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2007-12"
3094	mirror set of jacks of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2007-12"
3095	flavorless massive laser-broiled pear	9	decent	Last Available: "2007-12"
3096	twirling chilly Newton's polyalloy shield	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2007-12"
3097	fish scaler	0		Last Available: "2007-12", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.33
3098	blurry killing feather	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3099	ghostly ring	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3100	wobbly jittery robotronic egg	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3101	spinning rogue swarmer	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3102	fuchsia sawblade fragment	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3103	unstable laser battery	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3104	jittery Jeselnik's scorching vibrating cyborg knife	0		Hot Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2007-12"
3105	Lo Pan's immense cyborg hand of temperance	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2007-12"
3106	asbestos-lined horrifying wholesome cyborg stompin' boot	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3107	deactivated RoboGoose	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3108	squat overclocked avian microprocessor	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-12"
3109	Miniborg stomper	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3110	upside-down Miniborg strangler	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3111	Miniborg laser	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3112	Miniborg beeper	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3113	Miniborg hiveminder	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3114	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3115	narrow old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3116	Hodgman	0		
3117	Libram of Divine Favors	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12", Skill: "Summon Party Favor"
3118	divine noisemaker	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3119	twirling divine can of silly string	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3120	wobbly divine blowout	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3121	divine champagne popper	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3122	divine cracker	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3123	divine champagne flute	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3124	dry colloidal fruitfilm	0		Effect: "Gr8ness", Effect Duration: 52
3125	flattened cyan piece of after eight	0		Effect: "Mucilaginous Muscle", Effect Duration: 64
3126	blue hobo nickel	0		
3127	sandcastle	0		
3128	marshmallow	0		
3129	miniature bland roasted marshmallow	2	decent	
3130	twirling disc	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3131	immense yummy tin cup of mulligan stew	10	awesome	
3132	lime green baleful Herculean flamin' bindle	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Spell Damage: +25
3133	baleful freezin' bindle of the empath	0		Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Weight: +5
3134	Jack Frost's manspreader's stinkin' bindle	0		Monster Level: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +50
3135	Jeselnik's medical-grade bindle	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
3136	scorching Van der Graaf sleazy bindle	0		Hot Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
3137	tumbling banded 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	0		Damage Absorption: +100
3138	shaking jittery rosy-cheeked Hodgman's whackin' stick	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30
3139	bouncing Temple Grandin's Hodgman's imaginary hamster of the businessman	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Meat Drop: +50
3140	mirror soft shoes	0		Single Equip
3141	electrified panhandle panhandling hat	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
3142	cup of infinite pencils of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Damage Aura: 1
3143	gray bouncing experienced beefcake's Hodgman's disgusting technicolor overcoat	0		Muscle: +25, Experience: +2
3144	twirling a torn paper strip	0		
3145	blue El Vibrato translator	0		
3146	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)"
3147	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)"
3148	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)"
3149	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)"
3150	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)"
3151	yellow El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)"
3152	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)"
3153	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)"
3154	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)"
3155	purple El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)"
3156	shaking El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)"
3157	tumbling El Vibrato drone	0		
3158	skewed sparking El Vibrato drone	0		
3159	energized quantum dry warm El Vibrato drone	0		Effect: "Medieval Mage Mayhem", Effect Duration: 38
3160	super-polarized pickled humming El Vibrato drone	0		Effect: "Colorful Gratitude", Effect Duration: 69
3161	non-boiled pickled skewed El Vibrato drone	0		Effect: "Material Witness", Effect Duration: 36
3162	El Vibrato helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 1xFairy"
3163	El Vibrato energy spear	0		
3164	El Vibrato leg guards	0		Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol"
3165	broken El Vibrato drone	0		
3166	repaired El Vibrato drone	0		
3167	blinking augmented El Vibrato drone	0		
3168	nitrogenated skewed seal eyeball	0		Effect: "Orchid Blood", Effect Duration: 44
3169	bland turtle soup	3	decent	Effect: "[598]A Little Bit Evil"
3170	evil noodles	0		
3171	yellow nauseating reagent	0		
3172	personal trainer's evil paper umbrella	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
3173	galvanized evil vihuela	0		Effect: "Took Eleven", Effect Duration: 17
3174	low-calorie normal evil boring spaghetti	1	good	
3175	low-calorie toothsome evil noodles	1	awesome	
3176	adequate green evil noodles	4	good	
3177	spoiled evil painful penne pasta	3	crappy	
3178	half-sized stale 3vi1 pr0n m4nic0tti	2	decent	
3179	spoiled enchanted evil ravioli della hippy	3	crappy	Effect: "Stinky Weapon", Effect Duration: 35
3180	moldy spinning evil noodles	4	crappy	
3181	galvanized cold-filtered lime green evil potion of potency	0		Effect: "Hustlin'", Effect Duration: 24
3182	cold-filtered mirror blurry evil libation of liveliness	0		Effect: "Slimily Speedy", Effect Duration: 59
3183	anodized evil tomato juice of powerful power	0		Effect: "The Moxie of LOV", Effect Duration: 65
3184	liquefied energized pulsating wobbly evil eyedrops of the ermine	0		Effect: "BOOsted", Effect Duration: 37
3185	liquefied evil ointment of the occult	0		Effect: "Feet of Watermelon", Effect Duration: 22
3186	concentrated diffused unsweetened narrow evil serum of sarcasm	0		Effect: "Mystically Oiled", Effect Duration: 54
3187	colloidal moist evil philter of phorce	0		Effect: "Meatwise", Effect Duration: 50
3188	triple-distilled lousy an evil sump'm sump'm	10	decent	
3189	smooth evil ducha de oro	3	awesome	
3190	watered-down acceptable evil horizontal tango	2	good	
3191	delicious triple-distilled evil roll in the hay	7	awesome	
3192	bouncing naughty origami kit	0		Last Available: "2008-02"
3193	shaking naughty fortune teller	0		Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3194	origami "gentlemen's" magazine	0		Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3195	jittery naughty paper shuriken	0		Last Available: "2008-02"
3196	origami pasties of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3197	spinning scandalous Annie Oakley's origami riding crop of temperance	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3198	El Vibrato trapezoid	0		
3199	lump of coal	0		
3200	lump of diamond	0		
3201	spinning thick padded envelope	0		
3202	Jim Carey's Tesla KoL Con IV Pole of the sewer	0		Monster Level: +25, Stench Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2007-09"
3203	squat dwarvish magazine	0		
3204	tumbling dwarvish war helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 41"
3205	jittery dwarvish war mattock	0		
3206	dwarvish war kilt	0		Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 41"
3207	squat dwarvish punchcard	0		
3208	teal small laminated card	0		
3209	squat huge laminated card	0		
3210	notbig laminated card	0		
3211	purple unlarge laminated card	0		
3212	skewed dwarvish document	0		
3213	bouncing dwarvish paper	0		
3214	fuchsia pulsating dwarvish parchment	0		
3215	overcharged El Vibrato power sphere	0		
3216	blinking Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form	0		Free Pull
3217	El Vibrato Megadrone	0		
3218	upside-down crafty glowstick of the sewer	0		Maximum MP: +10, Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2008-02", Raveosity: +1
3219	sane hatrack	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3220	hobo code binder	0		Free Pull
3221	gator skin	0		
3222	resourceful gatorskin umbrella of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +50
3223	sewer nuggets	0		
3224	twirling sewer wad	0		
3225	bad practically non-alcoholic bottle of sewage schnapps	1	decent	
3226	lousy bottle of Ooze-O	4	decent	
3227	bland half-sized bouncing C.H.U.M. chum	2	decent	
3228	adequate olive blurry unfortunate dumplings	3	good	
3229	jittery huge decaying goldfish liver	0		
3230	pickled energized bouncing olive oil of oiliness	0		Effect: "Sweet Tooth", Effect Duration: 20
3231	Jim Carey's tattered paper crown	0		Monster Level: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xSombrero, cap 15"
3232	rotten huge vanilla-frosted king cake	3	crappy	Last Available: "2008-03"
3233	inflatable duck	0		
3234	water wings	0		Wiki Name: "water wings"
3235	noodle	0		
3236	Kissin' Cousins	0		Skill: "Awesome Balls of Fire"
3237	purple Tales from the Fireside	0		Skill: "Conjure Relaxing Campfire"
3238	Blizzards I Have Died In	0		Skill: "Snowclone"
3239	Maxing, Relaxing	0		Skill: "Maximum Chill"
3240	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	0		Skill: "Eggsplosion"
3241	Travels with Jerry	0		Skill: "Mudbath"
3242	twirling Let Me Be!	0		Skill: "Raise Backup Dancer"
3243	Asleep in the Cemetery	0		Skill: "Creepy Lullaby"
3244	Summer Nights	0		Skill: "Grease Lightning"
3245	pulsating Sensual Massage for Creeps	0		Skill: "Inappropriate Backrub"
3246	reassuring fireproof Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Spooky Resistance: +1, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xPotato"
3247	chaotic rock-hard Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "hot atk"
3248	healthy Ol' Scratch's ash can of the scaredy-cat of chilblains	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Monster Level: -15, Cold Damage: +25, Class: "Sauceror"
3249	pink plastic baby of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-03"
3250	sausage	0		
3251	inspector's horrifying Frosty's silk hat	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Item Drop: +15, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "cold atk"
3252	sizzling studded Frosty's carrot	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Hot Damage: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip
3253	family-friendly arcane researcher's supercool Frosty's nailbat	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3254	lion tamer's Sinatra's Oscus's pelt	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Experience (familiar): +2, Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip
3255	Usain Bolt's curative brainy Wand of Oscus	0		Mysticality: +5, Initiative: +80, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Class: "Pastamancer"
3256	pulsating razor-sharp Oscus's dumpster waders of bravery	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xBarrr"
3257	frosty Zombo's skullcap of the sewer	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +25, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "spooky atk"
3258	Tesla curative smartaleck's Zombo's shield	0		Moxie Percent: +30, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
3259	Zombo's grievous greaves of Tarzan of James Dean	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Experience (Moxie): +3, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
3260	clever shellacked Chester's moustache of chilblains	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum MP: +20, Cold Damage: +25, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip
3261	boxer's Chester's bag of candy of Calamity Jane	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Class: "Disco Bandit"
3262	smooth Chester's cutoffs	0		Moxie: +15, Item Drop: +5, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1.5xGhuol"
3263	blurry Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts	0		Last Available: "2008-04", Skill: "Summon Tasteful Items"
3264	candygram	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3265	bag of Crotchety Pine saplings	0		
3266	mirror bag of Saccharine Maple saplings	0		
3267	squat bag of Laughing Willow saplings	0		
3268	pressed flattened twirling handful of Crotchety Pine needles	0		Effect: "Quaaaaaaa", Effect Duration: 50
3269	triple-cold-filtered frozen lump of Saccharine Maple sap	0		Effect: "Highland Sheen", Effect Duration: 47
3270	irradiated non-ionized ghostly handful of Laughing Willow bark	0		Effect: "Neutered Nostrils", Effect Duration: 31
3271	jittery healthy crotchety pants	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Put Down Roots", Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 18"
3272	healthy Saccharine Maple pendant	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spray Sap"
3273	olive lion tamer's willowy bonnet	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Rouse Sapling", Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 18"
3274	shaking teal flavored foot massage oil	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3275	dart	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3276	black-and-blue light	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3277	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3278	knitted studded belt	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2008-04"
3279	personal massager	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3280	blurry personalized coffee mug	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-04"
3281	plasma ball	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3282	smartaleck's stick-on eyebrow piercing	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Last Available: "2008-04"
3283	bland salad	3	decent	
3284	huge zippy C.H.U.M. lantern of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +20
3285	squat squat C.H.U.M. knife of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100
3286	Usain Bolt's Frosty's snowball sack	0		Initiative: +80
3287	upside-down quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3288	shimmering tendrils	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3289	gray scintillating powder	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3290	bouncing abandoned candy	0		
3291	pulsating secret tropical island volcano lair map	0		
3292	adorable seal larva	0		
3293	untamable turtle	0		
3294	tumbling spinning macaroni duck	0		
3295	shaking friendly cheez blob	0		
3296	unusual disco ball	0		
3297	stray chihuahua	0		
3298	twirling mirror pretty pink bow	0		
3299	smiley-face sticker	0		
3300	farfalle bow tie	0		
3301	olive jalapeño slices	0		
3302	stick-on mini solar panels	0		
3303	sombrero	0		Sombrero Bonus: +10
3304	squat Argarggagarg's fang	0		
3305	Safari Jack's moustache	0		
3306	mirror Yakisoba's hat	0		
3307	Heimandatz's heart	0		
3308	ghostly Jocko Homo's head	0		
3309	spinning blurry The Mariachi's guitar case	0		
3310	energetic sealskin drum	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3311	hardened washboard shield	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
3312	prompt spaghetti-box banjo	0		Adventures: +3, Class: "Pastamancer"
3313	stylish marinara jug	0		Moxie: +25, Class: "Sauceror"
3314	stiffened makeshift castanets	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Class: "Disco Bandit"
3315	jittery asbestos-lined left-handed melodica	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief"
3316	altered epic wad	1	crappy	
3317	blinking bottlecap of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Single Equip
3318	bouncing upside-down rosy-cheeked corncob pipe	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Single Equip
3319	Mr. Joe's bangles of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Single Equip
3320	personal trainer's frayed rope belt	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Single Equip
3321	upside-down packet of mayfly bait	0		Last Available: "2008-05"
3322	razor-sharp mayfly bait necklace of terror	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summon Mayfly Swarm", Last Available: "2008-05"
3323	ghostly Ol' Scratch's salad fork	0		
3324	green Frosty's frosty mug	0		
3325	bad high-proof jar of fermented pickle juice	6	decent	
3326	dried shaking voodoo snuff	1	decent	
3327	spoiled extra-greasy slider	4	crappy	
3328	fuchsia hardy shellacked crumpled felt fedora	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum HP: +50, Familiar Effect: "0.75xVolley, 0.75xLep"
3329	narrow stiffened studded battered top-hat	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Damage Reduction: 1, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 0.75xFairy"
3330	frosty shapeless wide-brimmed hat	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +5, Familiar Effect: "0.75xLep, 0.75xFairy"
3331	frightening Temple Grandin's mostly rat-hide leggings	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Spooky Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
3332	spinning avaricious smelly hobo dungarees	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 1xPotato"
3333	narrow supercool patched suit-pants of the overflowing toilet	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 0.5xFairy"
3334	lime green hobo stogie	0		Single Equip
3335	bouncing wobbly skewed rope with some soap on it	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
3336	dead guy's piece of double-sided tape	0		
3337	blue Jeselnik's supercharged dead guy's memento	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
3338	stale banquet	3	decent	
3339	skewed sharpened hubcap	0		
3340	very caltrop	0		
3341	The Six-Pack of Pain	0		
3342	hobo monkey	0		
3343	bindle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3344	bed of coals	0		
3345	air mattress	0		
3346	filth-encrusted futon	0		
3347	comfy coffin	0		
3348	spinning mattress	0		
3349	tumbling dinged-up triangle	0		
3350	hand-crafted Ralph IX cognac	3	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
3351	jittery llama lama cria	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-06"
3352	jittery zen motorcycle	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3353	diffused vacuum-sealed yellow ghostly llama lama gong	0		Effect: "Jungle Juiced", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2008-06"
3354	small decent twirling banana-frosted king cake	2	good	Last Available: "2008-08"
3355	pulsating hardened brown plastic baby	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-08"
3356	upside-down plump juicy grub	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3357	shimmering moth	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3358	olive pulsating delectable fire ant	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3359	scrumptious ice ant	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3360	stinkbug	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3361	yummy death watch beetle	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3362	tasty louse	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3363	moldy mole molé	4	crappy	Last Available: "2008-06"
3364	aged Morlock's Mark Bourbon	4	awesome	Last Available: "2008-06"
3365	denatured Climate Colada	0		Effect: "Jungle Juiced", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2008-06"
3366	flattened digital underground potion	0		Effect: "Fifty Ways to Bereave Your Lover", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2008-06"
3367	blurry olive blinking interesting-looking twig	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3368	twisted tumbling bouncing red glimmering roc feather	1	crappy	Last Available: "2008-06"
3369	dried cyan glimmering phoenix feather	1		Last Available: "2008-06"
3370	dried blurry glimmering penguin feather	1		Effect: "Cold-Blooded Warm Fuzzies", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2008-06"
3371	dried squat glimmering buzzard feather	1		Effect: "Slightly Cursed, Mostly Lucky", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2008-06"
3372	pickled blinking glimmering raven feather	1		Last Available: "2008-06"
3373	modified wobbly olive mirror glimmering great tit feather	1		Effect: "Je Ne Sais Porquoise", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2008-06"
3374	house of twigs and spit	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3375	mirror The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	0		Skill: "The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder"
3376	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	0		Skill: "Benetton's Medley of Diversity"
3377	ghostly Elron's Explosive Etude	0		Skill: "Elron's Explosive Etude"
3378	upside-down Chorale of Companionship	0		Skill: "Chorale of Companionship"
3379	Prelude of Precision	0		Skill: "Prelude of Precision"
3380	squat nasty therapeutic Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	0		Stench Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
3381	purple spinning blurry razor-sharp Ol' Scratch's stove door	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Thorns: 1
3382	censurious dance instructor's Ol' Scratch's manacles of vim and vigor	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip
3383	scorching deadly Chester's sunglasses of the early riser	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Hot Damage: +25, Adventures: +7, Single Equip
3384	spinning Samson's Chester's muscle shirt of the empath	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Familiar Weight: +5
3385	Temple Grandin's banded Chester's Aquarius medallion	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Familiar Weight: +7, Single Equip
3386	twirling sharpshooter's Zombo's shoulder blade of the glutton	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Food Drop: +100
3387	green educational Zombo's skull ring of Flo-Jo	0		Experience: +1, Initiative: +100, Single Equip
3388	twirling Zombo's empty eye	0		
3389	asbestos-lined clever Frosty's arm	0		Maximum MP: +20, Hot Resistance: +5
3390	scandalous nasty stylish Staff of the Deepest Freeze	0		Moxie: +25, Stench Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5
3391	shaking bouncing Frosty's iceball	0		
3392	Oscus's garbage can lid of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Thorns: 1
3393	Oscus's neverending soda	0		
3394	shaking executive friendly Oscus's flypaper pants	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
3395	scandalous baleful Hodgman's porkpie hat	0		Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 0.5xVolley, 0.5xFairy"
3396	scandalous Hodgman's lobsterskin pants of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Sleaze Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato"
3397	arcane researcher's Hodgman's bow tie of the scaredy-cat	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Monster Level: -15, Single Equip
3398	drinkable practically non-alcoholic Hodgman's blanket	1	good	
3399	mediocre distilled tumbling jar of squeeze	5	decent	
3400	stale bowl of fishysoisse	4	decent	
3401	ionized polarized deadly lampshade	0		Effect: "Trivia Master", Effect Duration: 69
3402	concentrated huge concentrated garbage juice	0		Effect: "Red Around the Gills", Effect Duration: 17
3403	lewd playing card	0		
3404	steel-toed savvy beefy deck of lewd playing cards	0		Muscle: +10, Mysticality Percent: +20, Damage Reduction: 9
3405	ghostly mansplainer's Hodgman's sock	0		Monster Level: +15, Single Equip
3406	lard-coated Hodgman's varcolac paw	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
3407	wobbly boxer's Hodgman's almanac	0		Muscle Percent: +10
3408	MacGyver's Hodgman's harmonica	0		Maximum MP: +100
3409	rosewater-soaked Hodgman's garbage sticker	0		Stench Resistance: +3
3410	tumbling upside-down Hodgman's detector of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100
3411	Fonzie's Hodgman's cane	0		Experience (Moxie): +1
3412	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	0		Skill: "Natural Born Scrabbler"
3413	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	0		Skill: "Thrift and Grift"
3414	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	0		Skill: "Abs of Tin"
3415	green Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	0		Skill: "Marginally Insane"
3416	green hobo fortress blueprints	0		
3421	bouncing box of fireworks	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire off a Roman Candle", Last Available: "2008-07", Item Drop (sporadic): +12.5
3422	vacuum-sealed unsweetened extra-modified shaking fuchsia sterno-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Soles of Glass", Effect Duration: 34
3423	oxidized triple-chilled maroon upside-down frostbite-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Memories of Puppy Love", Effect Duration: 17
3424	galvanized altered bouncing fry-oil-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Aquarius Rising", Effect Duration: 67
3425	dry garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Resilient Spirit", Effect Duration: 20
3426	polarized nitrogenated strawberry-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Bubblin' Rage", Effect Duration: 34
3427	roll of Hob-Os	0		
3428	triple-flattened triple-energized ghostly Everlasting Deckswabber	0		Effect: "Aspect of the Twinklefairy", Effect Duration: 30
3430	bindle of joy	0		
3431	cotton candy cocoon	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-08"
3432	cotton candy cordial	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2008-08"
3433	blue spice melange	0		
3434	narrow rattling cigar box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3435	gravedigger's stirring stick of Flo-Jo	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Initiative: +100
3436	coward's sinister Herculean Staff of the Teapot Tempest	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Spell Damage: +10, Monster Level: -20
3437	wobbly Lo Pan's quilted supercool Staff of the Black Kettle	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Damage Absorption: +40, Spell Critical Percent: +30
3438	hardened slick Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron of the blizzard	0		Moxie: +10, Damage Reduction: 3, Cold Spell Damage: +25
3439	pulsating Rainbow's Gravity	0		Skill: "Rainbow Gravitation", Last Available: "2008-07"
3440	vaporized pulsating lime green prismatic wad	1	good	Effect: "Pumped Stomach", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2008-07"
3441	sharpshooter's club of the five seasons	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2008-07"
3442	rainbow crossbow of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Last Available: "2008-07"
3443	ghostly kitten	0		
3444	webbed comic mask of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 2"
3445	Junior Adventurer's kit	0		
3446	groovy prism necklace	0		Single Equip, Sporadic Thorns: 2.5
3447	lion tamer's brawny six-rainbow shield	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2008-07"
3448	rainbow bomb	0		Last Available: "2008-07"
3449	cotton candy cone	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3450	cotton candy pinch	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3451	cotton candy smidgen	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3452	cotton candy skoshe	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3453	skewed cotton candy plug	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3454	cotton candy pillow	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3455	cotton candy bale	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3456	purple upside-down boxer's trusty torch	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Last Available: "2011-12"
3457	maroon rock-hard Junior Adventurer's merit badge	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Single Equip
3458	dry enhanced STYX deodorant body spray	0		Effect: "Human-Constellation Hybrid", Effect Duration: 46
3459	lousy white-label gin	4	decent	
3460	flavorless snack-sized spinning wobbly tin rations	2	decent	
3461	haiku challenge map	0		
3462	tumbling skewed terrible poem	0		
3463	practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed lime green bottle of sake	1	EPIC	
3464	prompt round pebble	0		Adventures: +3
3465	toothsome Bash-Ōs cereal	3	awesome	Wiki Name: "Bash-Os cereal"
3466	crafty hardy padded haiku katana	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum HP: +50, Maximum MP: +10, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Raindrop Attack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summer Siesta", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Falling Leaf Whirlwind", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Winter's Bite Technique", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "The 17 Cuts", Last Available: "2008-09"
3467	bargain flash powder	0		
3468	plastic baby of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-12"
3469	decent blueberry-frosted king cake	3	good	Last Available: "2008-12"
3470	lime green bitty bathysphere	0		Familiar Weight: -20, Underwater Familiar, Familiar Effect: "adventure underwater"
3471	damp boot	0		
3472	prompt therapeutic Seasonal Beret of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Adventures: +3, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 25"
3473	Bash-Ōs boxtop	0		Wiki Name: "Bash-Os boxtop"
3474	liquefied cranberry cordial	0		Effect: "Once Bitten Twice Fried", Effect Duration: 65
3475	non-energized blackberry polite	0		Effect: "Polka of Plenty", Effect Duration: 48
3476	tarnished twirling plum lozenge	0		Effect: "Florid Cheeks", Effect Duration: 19
3477	nitrogenated non-activated pear lozenge	0		Effect: "Turkey-Ambitious", Effect Duration: 49
3478	frozen blurry spinning peach lozenge	0		Effect: "Hot Buttoned", Effect Duration: 39
3479	twirling balloon shield	0		Thorns: 1
3480	jittery spot	0		
3481	uniclops egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-10"
3482	tumbling wobbly passed-out psychedelic bear	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-10"
3483	psychedelic bubble wand	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3484	eye 'n' horn shampoo	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3485	deionized altered squat glittery mascara	0		Effect: "Spookypants", Effect Duration: 25
3486	dull fish scale	0		
3487	jittery blinking rough fish scale	0		
3488	wobbly bouncing pristine fish scale	0		
3489	toothsome upside-down beefy fish meat	4	awesome	Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 5
3490	stale squat glistening fish meat	4	decent	Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 5
3491	immense flavorless yellow slick fish meat	8	decent	Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 5
3492	weightlifter's fish scimitar of the storm	0		Muscle: +15, Maximum MP Percent: +40
3493	pulsating toasty Fonzie's fish stick	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Hot Damage: +5
3494	hardened arcane researcher's fish bazooka	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Damage Reduction: 3
3495	triple-enhanced magnetized skewed sea salt crystal	0		Effect: "The Spy Who Loved XP", Effect Duration: 23
3496	anodized altered blue upside-down bazookafish bubble gum	0		Effect: "Ponderous Potency", Effect Duration: 47
3497	hand-crafted bottle of Pete's Sake	3	EPIC	
3498	invisible bag	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2011-12"
3499	witch hat	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2011-12"
3500	yellow beholed bedsheet	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2011-12"
3501	flavorless canapés	4	decent	
3502	dried ghostly thermos of brew	1	awesome	Last Available: "2011-12"
3503	tolerable pulsating glass of brandy	3	good	Last Available: "2011-12"
3504	red French slippers	0		
3505	sage LWA ring	0		Mysticality Percent: +10
3506	ghostly skewed LARP membership card	0		Last Available: "2008-10"
3507	Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-11", Skill: "Summon Stickers"
3508	green scratch 'n' sniff sword of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Breakable, Last Available: "2008-11"
3509	scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker	0		Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2008-11"
3510	tumbling blinking shaking scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker	0		Experience: +2, Last Available: "2008-11"
3511	scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker	0		Meat Drop: +25, Last Available: "2008-11"
3512	fuchsia scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker	0		All Attributes Percent: +10, Last Available: "2008-11"
3513	scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker	0		Spooky Damage: +3, Stench Damage: +3, Hot Damage: +3, Cold Damage: +3, Sleaze Damage: +3, Last Available: "2008-11"
3514	narrow scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Spell Damage: +20, Last Available: "2008-11"
3515	upside-down vibrating personal trainer's ganger bandana	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk"
3516	eel skin	0		
3517	educational eelskin hat	0		Experience: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk", Thorns: [env(underwater)]
3518	hardened eelskin pants	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, MP regen", Thorns: [env(underwater)]
3519	Da Vinci's eelskin shield	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Thorns: [env(underwater)]
3520	shark tooth	0		
3521	thinker's shark tooth necklace of the sewer	0		Mysticality: +10, Stench Damage: +25, Single Equip
3522	knitted arcane researcher's shark jumper	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Cold Resistance: +3
3523	triple-polymerized oxidized shark cartilage	0		Effect: "Flamingly Floral", Effect Duration: 30
3524	nitrogenated eel battery	0		Effect: "Cold Jellied", Effect Duration: 49
3525	polymerized temporary teardrop tattoo	0		Effect: "Armor-Plated", Effect Duration: 46
3526	scratch 'n' sniff crossbow of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Breakable, Last Available: "2008-11"
3527	green mutant rattlesnake egg	0		
3528	mutant fire ant egg	0		
3529	mutant cactus bud	0		
3530	squat mutant gila monster egg	0		
3531	jittery rattlesnake enrager	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3532	ghostly ant antidepressant	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3533	cactus monocle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3534	Jawmaster 2000™	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3535	squat plans for depleted Grimacite hammer	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite hammer"
3536	plans for depleted Grimacite gravy boat	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite gravy boat"
3537	plans for depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt"
3538	plans for depleted Grimacite grappling hook	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite grappling hook"
3539	jittery plans for depleted Grimacite ninja mask	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite ninja mask"
3540	plans for depleted Grimacite shinguards	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite shinguards"
3541	plans for depleted Grimacite astrolabe	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite astrolabe"
3542	depleted Grimacite hammer of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-12"
3543	vibrating ruddy depleted Grimacite gravy boat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2011-12"
3544	ghostly stylish depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt of courage	0		Moxie: +25, Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
3545	tumbling blue depleted Grimacite grappling hook of chilblains of the cheetah	0		Cold Damage: +25, Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
3546	flame-wreathed educational depleted Grimacite ninja mask	0		Experience: +1, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-12"
3547	wool depleted Grimacite shinguards of the sweet-tooth	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-12"
3548	wool Rosewater's depleted Grimacite astrolabe	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
3549	Lo Pan's electrified KoL Con Cinco Piñata Bat	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-09"
3550	jittery propeller beanie of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7"
3551	Oprah's medical-grade straw hat of terror	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy"
3552	manspreader's rosy-cheeked wicked octopus's spade	0		Spell Damage: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Monster Level: +10
3553	teal bouncing soggy seed packet	0		
3554	glob of slime	0		
3555	half-sized spoiled twirling sea carrot	2	crappy	
3556	enchanted miniature toothsome sea cucumber	2	awesome	Effect: "Shawarma Initiative", Effect Duration: 25
3557	miniature bland sea avocado	2	decent	
3558	decent small sea lychee	2	good	
3559	snack-sized stale purple sea tangelo	2	decent	
3560	stale sea honeydew	3	decent	
3561	quadruple-polymerized wobbly pressurized potion of puissance	0		Effect: "Swordholder", Effect Duration: 61
3562	wet pressurized potion of perspicacity	0		Effect: "Superveiny 9000", Effect Duration: 66
3563	quantum extra-deionized pressurized potion of pulchritude	0		Effect: "Healthy Green Glow", Effect Duration: 28
3564	tolerable watered-down berry-infused sake	2	good	
3565	hand-crafted practically non-alcoholic citrus-infused sake	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
3566	high-proof drinkable melon-infused sake	8	good	
3567	slab of sponge	0		
3568	pulsating skewed veiny stiffened wicked sponge helmet	0		Spell Damage: +5, Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum HP: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
3569	olive studded wizardly spongy shield of the cougar	0		Mysticality: +25, Moxie: +20, Damage Absorption: +80
3570	foul-smelling Oprah's thinker's square sponge pants	0		Mysticality: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Stench Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xPotato"
3571	flytrap pellet	0		
3572	baby cuddlefish	0		
3573	six-armed sweater	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3574	blinking slimy chest	0		
3575	sand dollar	0		
3576	huge flytrap bezoar	0		
3577	bezoar ring	0		
3578	candy cornucopia	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3579	ballet slippers	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3580	wriggling flytrap pellet	0		
3581	sushi-rolling mat	0		
3582	flavorless wobbly rice	4	decent	
3584	rotten irradiated candy cane	4	crappy	Last Available: "2008-12"
3585	toothsome gingerbread mutant bugbear	4	awesome	Last Available: "2008-12"
3586	tolerable mirror oozenog	4	good	Last Available: "2008-12"
3587	polarized sugar plum	0		Effect: "You're Rubber", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2008-12"
3588	dry spinning sugar banana	0		Effect: "Gyromitra Gymnastics", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2008-12"
3589	quadruple-frozen tarnished sugar lime	0		Effect: "Rotten Memories", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2008-12"
3590	frozen triple-colloidal sugar cherry	0		Effect: "Proprie Tea", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2008-12"
3591	executive Jeselnik's Mer-kin hookspear	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +40, Drops Meat
3592	huge Mer-kin takebag	0		Item Drop: +5
3593	lime green Mer-kin thingpouch	0		
3594	Mer-kin killscroll	0		
3595	galvanized tumbling mirror Mer-kin fastjuice	0		Effect: "Human-Beast Hybrid", Effect Duration: 49
3596	pulsating imitation crab crate	0		
3597	imitation crab meat	0		
3598	upside-down imitation crab zoea	0		
3599	wool friendly moist sailor's cap of doom	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "stench atk"
3600	manspreader's banded speargun	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Monster Level: +10
3601	foul-smelling compass	0		Stench Damage: +10
3602	broken diving helmet	0		
3603	porthole	0		
3604	rivet	0		
3605	bubblin' stone	0		
3606	jittery flame-retardant therapeutic diving helmet of the businessman	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +50, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato"
3607	shaking teal aerated diving helmet of the pedagogue of the bloodbag of extreme caution	0		Experience: +3, Maximum HP: +100, Monster Level: -25, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato"
3608	blurry live nautical mine	0		
3609	das boot	0		Familiar Weight: -10, Underwater Familiar, Familiar Effect: "adventure underwater"
3610	imitation whetstone	0		
3611	moist diffused blurry sea grease	0		Effect: "Mystically Oiled", Effect Duration: 63
3612	sturdy Crimbo crate	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3613	blurry battered Crimbo Crate	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3614	jittery twitching claw	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3615	rigid carapace	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3616	pulsing flesh	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3617	dry blue unstable DNA	0		Effect: "The Real Deal", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2008-12"
3618	The Spirit of Crimbo	0		Free Pull, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Recite 'The Spirit of Crimbo'", Last Available: "2008-12"
3619	tumbling wriggling tentacle	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3620	mass of wriggling tentacles	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3621	pair of twitching claws	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3622	huge gnashing teeth	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3623	squat chitinous pod	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3624	wobbly horrifying parasitic claw	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2008-12"
3625	tumbling perfumed parasitic tentacles	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 5xBarrr, cap 7", Last Available: "2008-12"
3626	upside-down parasitic headgnawer of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2008-12", Thorns: 1
3627	squat Lo Pan's parasitic strangleworm	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2008-12"
3628	pair of ragged claws	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3629	tumbling burrowgrub hive	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3630	skewed Crimbo crate	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3631	energized activated purple Gummi-DNA	0		Effect: "Yet tea", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2020-09"
3632	radioactive chew toy	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3633	nippy elven socks of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2008-12"
3634	executive boxer's elven gloves	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2008-12"
3635	shaking fuchsia censurious MacGyver's festive holiday hat	0		Maximum MP: +100, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 7", Last Available: "2008-12"
3636	sizzling hardened patent shoes	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2008-12"
3637	Fonzie's smartaleck's gray bow tie	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Experience (Moxie): +1, Last Available: "2008-12"
3638	groovy penguin thesaurus of James Dean	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2008-12"
3639	rotten big blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	5	crappy	Effect: "Amorphous Cheer", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
3640	mirror seaweed	0		
3641	jamfish jam	0		
3642	dragonfish caviar	0		
3643	pufferfish spine	0		
3644	squat blurry Socratic depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Last Available: "2007-06"
3645	bad canteen of wine	3	decent	Last Available: "2008-12"
3646	low-calorie decent elven <i>limbos</i> gingerbread	1	good	Last Available: "2008-12"
3647	jittery elven whittling knife	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3648	yellow tumbling magic dragonfish fry	0		
3649	narrow wobbly map to Madness Reef	0		
3650	diet toothsome spinning toast with jam	1	awesome	Last Available: "2008-12"
3651	antlers	0		Familiar Weight: +4, Last Available: "2008-12"
3652	artisanal practically non-alcoholic elven moonshine	1	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2008-12"
3653	normal red knuckle sandwich	3	good	Last Available: "2008-12", Wiki Name: "knuckle sandwich"
3654	twirling perfumed Da Vinci's psycho sweater	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3655	blurry fin-bit wax	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3656	huge rosy-cheeked plastic Mob Penguin	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2008-12"
3657	plastic mutant elf of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2008-12"
3658	spinning frosty plastic fat stack of cash	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2008-12"
3659	supercool plastic strand of DNA	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Last Available: "2008-12"
3660	plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Last Available: "2008-12"
3661	container of Putty	0		Last Available: "2009-01"
3662	flame-wreathed Putty mitre	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-01"
3663	curative Putty leotard of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-01"
3664	purple supercool Putty ball	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2009-01"
3665	blinking Putty sheet	0		Last Available: "2009-01"
3666	supercool Putty snake of the overflowing toilet	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2009-01"
3667	Putty monster	0		Last Available: "2009-01"
3668	thinker's glow-in-the-dark wristwatch of the storm	0		Mysticality: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-01", Nonstackable Watch
3669	teal glow-in-the-dark dart gun of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2009-01"
3670	shaking personal trainer's glow-in-the-dark burrowgrub	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Last Available: "2009-01"
3671	skewed bouncing Uncle Crimbo's Rations	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3672	flavorless thick can of franks 'n' beans	5	decent	Last Available: "2010-12"
3673	triple-distilled delicious bottle of peppermint schnapps	9	awesome	Last Available: "2010-12"
3674	throbbing rage gland	0		Skill: "Vent Rage Gland"
3675	Mer-kin pressureglobe	0		
3676	Mer-kin foodbucket	0		
3677	huge stylish diving muff	0		Moxie: +25, Single Equip
3678	mediocre practically non-alcoholic salinated mint julep	1	decent	
3679	ink bladder	0		
3680	esca	0		
3681	bubbling tempura batter	0		
3682	ghostly maroon globe of Deep Sauce	0		
3683	blurry map to the Marinara Trench	0		
3684	flavorless huge tempura carrot	9	decent	
3685	decent tempura cucumber	3	good	
3686	moldy blinking tempura avocado	3	crappy	
3687	spoiled sea broccoli	3	crappy	
3688	tasty sea cauliflower	4	awesome	
3689	bland tempura broccoli	4	decent	
3690	adequate ghostly tempura cauliflower	3	good	
3691	toothsome sea blueberry	4	awesome	
3692	moldy upside-down sea persimmon	4	crappy	
3693	vacuum-sealed flattened pressurized potion of perception	0		Effect: "Super-Mega-Charged", Effect Duration: 23
3694	pickled green pressurized potion of proficiency	0		Effect: "Sagittarius Rising", Effect Duration: 65
3695	Mer-kin digpick of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7
3696	anemone nematocyst	0		
3697	high-pressure seltzer bottle	0		
3698	velcro ore	0		
3699	twirling teflon ore	0		
3700	pulsating vinyl ore	0		
3701	huge map to Anemone Mine	0		
3702	marine aquamarine	0		
3703	valve wheel	0		
3704	waterlogged bootstraps	0		
3705	red aromatic hale velcro broadsword of terror	0		Maximum HP: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +1
3706	auspicious careful velcro paddle ball of the cheetah	0		Monster Level: -10, Item Drop: +10, Initiative: +60
3707	smelly cool thinker's velcro shield	0		Mysticality: +10, Moxie: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +10
3708	spinning Socratic wizardly velcro boots of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Mysticality: +25, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Single Equip
3709	medical-grade Fonzie's non-stick pugil stick	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
3710	curative quilted Da Vinci's teflon spatula	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Damage Absorption: +40, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
3711	wobbly smelly teflon shield of the dark arts of the empath	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Weight: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +10
3712	narrow executive frosty steel-toed teflon swim fins	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip
3713	studded 7-inch discus of the businessman	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Meat Drop: +50
3714	frightening sharpshooter's steel-toed PVC staff	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +5
3715	zippy scandalous vinyl shield of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Sleaze Damage: +5, Initiative: +20
3716	fireproof vinyl boots of the brazier of the overflowing toilet	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip
3717	decaying oar	0		
3718	fishhook	0		
3719	lantern	0		
3720	decaying pole	0		
3721	lime green decaying paddle	0		
3722	tarnished ring	0		
3723	tarnished rod	0		
3724	brittle plastic handle	0		
3725	shaking foggy glass globe	0		
3726	teal possessed tomato	0		
3727	Nardz energy beverage	0		
3728	pile of coins	0		
3729	hand grenegg	0		
3730	caret	0		
3731	glass gnoll eye of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3
3732	double-enhanced cigar butt	0		Effect: "Amplified Fabulousness", Effect Duration: 20
3733	dog trainer's strapping manly bloomers	0		Muscle: +5, Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 13"
3734	ghostly Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	0		
3735	blinking fat wallet	0		
3736	pulsating sinister handwarmer of the bloodbag	0		Spell Damage: +10, Maximum HP: +100, Single Equip
3737	teal lighter of chilblains of bravery	0		Cold Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5
3738	decent tiny packet of beer nuts	1	good	
3739	Boozehounds Anonymous token	0		
3740	handful of bees	0		
3741	purple spectral jelly	0		
3742	improved moist jellyfish gel	0		Effect: "Very Clean Teeth", Effect Duration: 53
3743	gray unstable quark	0		
3744	software glitch	0		
3745	fumble formula	0		Recipe: "concoction of clumsiness"
3746	tumbling vampire pearl	0		
3747	mother's secret recipe	0		Recipe: "white chocolate chip brownies"
3749	diffused colloidal concoction of clumsiness	0		Effect: "Cake Caked", Effect Duration: 42
3750	Oprah's vampire pearl earring	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Single Equip
3751	bland skewed chocolate chip brownies	3	decent	
3753	twirling Libram of Love Songs	0		Last Available: "2009-02", Skill: "Summon Love Song"
3754	cold-filtered fuchsia love song of vague ambiguity	0		Effect: "Sensation", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2009-02"
3755	warmed unsweetened love song of smoldering passion	0		Effect: "Liquidy Smoky", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2009-02"
3756	irradiated love song of icy revenge	0		Effect: "Holiday Bliss", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2009-02"
3757	boiled gray love song of sugary cuteness	0		Effect: "Smokin'", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2009-02"
3758	pickled boiled love song of disturbing obsession	0		Effect: "Shawarma Warm War", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2009-02"
3759	ionized love song of naughty innuendo	0		Effect: "Spore-Wreathed", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2009-02"
3760	aerosolized maroon breath mint	0		Effect: "Locks Like the Raven", Effect Duration: 51
3761	educational vampire pearl ring	0		Experience: +1, Single Equip
3762	hardened vampire pearl necklace	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Single Equip
3763	artisanal weak mirror slug of vodka	2	EPIC	
3764	aged purple slug of rum	3	awesome	
3765	irresponsibly strong artisanal pulsating slug of shochu	8	EPIC	
3766	drinkable yellow screwdiver	3	good	
3767	aged dew yoana lei	3	awesome	
3768	aged fancy weak blurry lychee chuhai	2	awesome	Effect: "Flame-Retardant Trousers", Effect Duration: 5
3769	hand-crafted practically non-alcoholic huge salacious screwdiver	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
3770	practically non-alcoholic drinkable dew yoana salacious lei	1	good	
3771	bad pulsating salacious lychee chuhai	3	decent	
3772	triple-distilled drinkable Alewife&trade; Ale	7	good	
3773	teal skewed seaode	0		
3774	lime green blinking bouncing map to the Dive Bar	0		
3775	Mer-kin pinkslip	0		
3776	chaotic brainy pink pinkslip slip	0		Mysticality: +5, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr"
3777	knitted sea salt scrubs of courage	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Spooky Resistance: +3
3778	tumbling friendly manspreader's forbidden amber aviator shades	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Monster Level: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Single Equip
3779	Vulcanized mirror twirling hair of the fish	0		Effect: "Salamander In Your Stomach", Effect Duration: 34
3780	rosewater-soaked resourceful nurse's hat of Calamity Jane	0		Maximum MP: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk"
3781	blank prescription sheet	0		
3782	dried blurry upside-down bottle of melodramamine	1		
3783	twisted bottle of extra-strength melodramamine	1		Effect: "The Smile of Mr. A.", Effect Duration: 10
3784	ghostly jittery paranormal ricotta	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3785	pulsating smoking talon	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3786	mirror vampire glitter	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3787	wine-soaked bone chips	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3788	crumbling rat skull	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3789	spinning twitching trigger finger	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3799	skewed Apathargic Bandersnatch	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3800	blurry aquaviolet jub-jub bird	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Familiar Effect: "mys stats"
3801	crimsilion jub-jub bird	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Frumious Bandersnatch", Familiar Effect: "mus stats"
3802	skewed charpuce jub-jub bird	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Frumious Bandersnatch", Familiar Effect: "mox stats"
3803	ghostly stanky Van der Graaf Mer-kin roundshield of the businessman	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +50, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
3804	inspector's grievous Mer-kin breastplate	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Item Drop: +15
3805	smelly scorching Mer-kin sneakmask	0		Hot Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Combat Rate (Underwater): -5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy"
3806	Mer-kin prayerbeads	0		
3807	activated wobbly Mer-kin hidepaint	0		Effect: "Whippin' It Good", Effect Duration: 12
3808	Mer-kin trailmap	0		
3809	Mer-kin healscroll	0		
3810	jittery Mer-kin lockkey	0		
3811	Mer-kin stashbox	0		
3812	enchanted adequate chocolate-frosted king cake	3	good	Effect: "Sugary Tongue", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2009-06"
3813	plastic baby of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-06"
3815	midget clownfish	0		
3816	bouncing huge half-height unicycle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3817	half-sized flavorless enchanted sea radish	2	decent	Effect: "Well-Swabbed Ear", Effect Duration: 35
3818	narrow auspicious Lo Pan's sharpshooter's halibut	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Item Drop: +10
3819	teal eel sauce	0		
3820	jittery upside-down strapping water-polo mitt	0		Muscle: +5, Single Equip
3821	polarized chilled adjusted blinking syringe	0		Effect: "Vanity Rage", Effect Duration: 22
3822	wand	0		Familiar Effect: "fishy spells", Sporadic Damage Aura: [0.2475*env(underwater)]
3823	improved wad of cotton	0		Effect: "Dwarven Hardiness", Effect Duration: 38
3824	Grandma's Note	0		
3825	jittery wobbly cyan Grandma's Fuchsia Yarn	0		
3826	Grandma's Chartreuse Yarn	0		
3827	plastic oyster egg	0		
3828	Grandma's Map	0		
3829	delicious super-sized tempura radish	5	awesome	
3830	blurry water-polo cap of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr"
3831	aged Typical Tavern swill	4	awesome	
3832	artisanal twirling tropical swill	3	EPIC	
3833	perfectly mixed watered-down fruity girl swill	2	EPIC	
3834	special aged blended swill	3	awesome	Effect: "Boon of the Storm Tortoise", Effect Duration: 45
3835	costume wardrobe	0		Softcore Only
3836	mirror wobbly aromatic padded razor-sharp Elvish sunglasses of temperance	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Damage Absorption: +20, Stench Resistance: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play an Accordion Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Guitar Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Drum Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Flute Solo", Last Available: "2009-04"
3837	jittery blurry smooth anniversary safety glass vest	0		Moxie: +15
3838	blinking mansplainer's anniversary burlap belt	0		Monster Level: +15
3839	anniversary balsa wood socks of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15
3840	anniversary latex mask	0		Familiar Weight: +1
3841	anniversary pewter cape of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50
3842	out-of-tune biwa of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25
3843	chilly dented harmonica	0		Cold Damage: +5
3844	blurry Jeselnik's sage magic whistle	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25
3845	twirling plastic blowgun of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20
3846	veiny stylish jungle drum of the detective	0		Moxie: +25, Maximum HP: +10, Item Drop: +20
3847	green jittery ghostly Da Vinci's hippy bongo	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5
3848	skewed knob bugle of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50
3849	blue brainy 4-dimensional guitar of Calamity Jane	0		Mysticality: +5, Critical Hit Percent: +15
3850	chilly boxing glove	0		Cold Damage: +5
3851	knitted boxing glove on a spring of the bloodbag of the blizzard	0		Maximum HP: +100, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +3
3852	skewed smartaleck's slick half-sized guitar	0		Moxie: +10, Moxie Percent: +30
3853	miser's coward's bass drum	0		Monster Level: -20, Meat Drop: +10
3854	horrifying pixel boomerang	0		Spooky Damage: +25
3855	up-at-dawn inspector's world's smallest violin of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Item Drop: +15, Adventures: +5
3856	tumbling yellow asbestos-lined fireproof ocarina of space of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Hot Resistance: 8
3857	maroon hale a butt tuba	0		Maximum HP: +20
3858	resourceful bone flute	0		Maximum MP: +50
3859	prompt infernal fife	0		Adventures: +3
3860	sage charming flute	0		Mysticality Percent: +10
3861	pulsating leaf of grass	0		
3862	teal greasy Samson's grass whistle	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
3863	plastic guitar of the blizzard of horror	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +25
3864	blinking finger cymbals of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3
3865	ghostly knitted Da Vinci's kettle drum	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Cold Resistance: +3
3866	ghostly Sherlock's lard-coated double-barreled sling	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +25
3867	dance instructor's magilaser blastercannon of the detective	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Item Drop: +20
3868	bouncing medical-grade educational hanky&#363;	0		Experience: +1, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Wiki Name: "frigid hankyu"
3869	Van der Graaf dangerous ultimate ultimate frisbee	0		Weapon Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
3870	pulsating stolen office supplies	0		
3871	double-paned Jim Carey's office-supply crossbow	0		Monster Level: +25, Cold Resistance: +5
3872	spinning pocket theremin of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20
3873	twirling perfumed Socratic rave whistle	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Stench Resistance: +5, Raveosity: +1
3874	yellow hellseal hide	0		
3875	purple upside-down shredded hellseal hide	0		
3876	wobbly hellseal brain	0		
3877	wobbly burst hellseal brain	0		
3878	blurry blurry hellseal sinew	0		
3879	torn hellseal sinew	0		
3880	hellseal disguise	0		
3881	huge blurry weightlifter's fouet de tortue-dressage of the brazier	0		Muscle: +15, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Apprivoisez la tortue"
3882	encoded cult documents	0		
3883	cult memo	0		
3884	decoded cult documents	0		Skill: "Bind Spaghetti Elemental"
3885	ionized adjusted mirror vial of slime	0		Effect: "Familial Ties", Effect Duration: 61
3886	deionized jittery vial of slime	0		Effect: "Barbecue Saucy", Effect Duration: 28
3887	unsweetened bouncing lime green vial of slime	0		Effect: "20/20 Vision", Effect Duration: 22
3888	super-vacuum-sealed pickled vial of slime	0		Effect: "Crud&eacute;", Effect Duration: 37
3889	nitrogenated deionized squat vial of slime	0		Effect: "Super-Charged", Effect Duration: 13
3890	concentrated pickled huge vial of violet slime	0		Effect: "Nuts about Candy", Effect Duration: 31
3891	cold-filtered vial of vermilion slime	0		Effect: "Cotton Mouthed", Effect Duration: 27
3892	colloidal super-activated vial of amber slime	0		Effect: "Deadly Flashing Blade", Effect Duration: 63
3893	anodized huge vial of chartreuse slime	0		Effect: "Inner Warmth", Effect Duration: 19
3894	aerosolized wobbly vial of teal slime	0		Effect: "On the Shoulders of Giants", Effect Duration: 53
3895	corrupted ghostly vial of indigo slime	0		Effect: "Top Dog", Effect Duration: 43
3896	Vulcanized corrupted lime green squat blinking vial of slime	0		Effect: "Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude", Effect Duration: 61
3897	pressed pickled vial of brown slime	0		Effect: "Fungal Fortification", Effect Duration: 14
3898	fuchsia bottle of G&uuml;-Gone	0		
3901	blurry seal-blubber candle	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3902	figurine of a wretched-looking seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3903	figurine of a baby seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3904	figurine of an armored seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3905	figurine of an seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3906	purple figurine of a sleek seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3907	gray figurine of a shadowy seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3908	figurine of a stinking seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3909	mirror mirror figurine of a charred seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3910	spinning figurine of a seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3911	maroon figurine of a slippery seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3912	imbued seal-blubber candle	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3913	acceptable watered-down blended swill with a fly in it	2	good	
3914	turtle wax	0		
3915	twirling turtle wax shield of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50
3916	turtle wax helmet of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 0.5xFairy, cap 10"
3917	upside-down yellow rosewater-soaked turtle wax greaves	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 10"
3918	beefy meat shield	0		Muscle: +10
3919	cyan turtlemail bits	0		
3920	blurry green smelly slick turtlemail coif	0		Moxie: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 20"
3921	cyan curative ruddy turtlemail breeches	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 1.5xFairy, cap 20"
3922	blue blinking narrow wizardly turtlemail hauberk of the detective	0		Mysticality: +25, Item Drop: +20
3923	hedgeturtle	0		
3924	spinning spiky turtle helmet of Calamity Jane of the blizzard	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 32"
3925	foul-smelling spiky turtle shoulderpads	0		Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip, Thorns: 2
3926	blue zippy Fonzie's spiky turtle shield	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Initiative: +20
3927	turtling rod	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer"
3928	syncopated turtle	0		
3929	tumbling twirling grinning turtle	0		
3930	corrupted skewed tainted seal's blood	0		Effect: "Cotton Mouthed", Effect Duration: 37
3931	lime green sharpshooter's resourceful severed flipper	0		Maximum MP: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3932	ingot of seal-iron	0		
3933	Van der Graaf cool bad-ass club	0		Moxie: +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3934	sealbone	0		
3935	polymerized shaking hyperinflated seal lung	0		Effect: "Slightly Mutated", Effect Duration: 44
3936	adjusted irradiated scrap of shadow	0		Effect: "Magically Fingered", Effect Duration: 47
3937	aerosolized improved fustulent seal grulch	0		Effect: "Cold Throat", Effect Duration: 42
3938	club of corruption of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3939	boxer's corrupt club of corruption	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3940	skewed hale corrupt club of corrupt corruption	0		Maximum HP: +20, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3941	horrifying Jack Frost's slick evil-ass club	0		Moxie: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Damage: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3942	avaricious miser's Herculean nasty-ass club	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Meat Drop: 40, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3943	shaking upside-down censurious infernal toilet brush of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3944	lime green Annie Oakley's Da Vinci's shadowy seal eye	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3945	shaking horrifying oyster egg balloon	0		Spooky Damage: +25
3946	Clan VIP Lounge invitation	0		Free Pull
3947	Clan VIP Lounge key	0		Free Pull
3948	Meat	0		
3949	treasure chest	0		
3950	green key	0		
3951	jittery Baron von Ratsworth	0		
3952	monocle	0		
3953	cyan spinning mink	0		
3954	teddy butler	0		
3955	martini	0		
3956	crazy bastard sword	0		
3957	tin of caviar	0		
3958	cool bejeweled cufflinks	0		Moxie: +5, Single Equip
3959	brawny garish pinky ring	0		Muscle Percent: +20
3960	spinning blinking fortified designer sunglasses	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Single Equip
3961	foul-smelling hardened opera glasses	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Stench Damage: +10
3962	designer handbag	0		
3963	Clan pool table	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-05"
3964	cell phone	0		Familiar Weight: +10
3965	quantum unsweetened cube of billiard chalk	0		Effect: "Jackasses' Symphony of Destruction", Effect Duration: 62
3966	hardened baleful Socratic hot-ass club	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spell Damage: +25, Damage Reduction: 3, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3967	blinking tumbling Da Vinci's frigid-ass club of the overflowing toilet of Flo-Jo	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +100, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3968	rosewater-soaked manspreader's creepy-ass club of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Monster Level: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3969	nitrogenated cold-filtered diffused sizzling seal fat	0		Effect: "The Dark Lord Rides in Force Tonight", Effect Duration: 52
3970	wholesome brainy Abyssal ember	0		Mysticality: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3971	diffused concentrated frost-rimed seal hide	0		Effect: "Fifty Ways to Bereave Your Lover", Effect Duration: 36
3972	toasty grievous seal spine	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Hot Damage: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3973	corrupted boiled blurry seal lube	0		Effect: "Physicali Tea", Effect Duration: 61
3974	purple fireproof personal trainer's mannequin leg	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3975	skewed supercool padded tortoise of the boozehound	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Booze Drop: +100
3976	steel-toed fortified tortoboggan	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Damage Reduction: 9, Single Equip
3977	spinning spinning painted turtle	0		
3978	sage painted shield of the empath	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +5
3979	sleeping wereturtle	0		
3980	shell	0		
3981	ghostly torquoise	0		
3982	rosewater-soaked torquoise ring of the cheetah	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Initiative: +60, Single Equip
3983	dueling turtle	0		
3984	perfumed wizardly dueling banjo	0		Mysticality: +25, Stench Resistance: +5
3985	narrow soup turtle	0		
3986	samurai turtle	0		
3987	chilly educational samurai turtle helmet	0		Experience: +1, Cold Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 6"
3988	turtle shell	0		
3989	turtle shell powder	0		
3990	strapping turtle shell helmet	0		Muscle: +5, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 8"
3991	wobbly slime-soaked hypophysis	0		Skill: "Slimy Sinews"
3992	slime-soaked brain	0		Skill: "Slimy Synapses"
3993	slime-soaked sweat gland	0		Skill: "Slimy Shoulders"
3994	pulsating security blankie	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3995	jittery bundle of chamoix	0		
3996	boxcar turtle	0		
3997	dolphin whistle	0		
3998	metrognome	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3999	jittery infant sandworm	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4000	string of dingle balls	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
4001	mixed shaking wobbly agua de vida	1	crappy	Last Available: "2009-06"
4002	purple foul-smelling healthy tortoboggan shield	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +10
4003	bottle of moontan lotion	0		
4004	toasty soup-chucks	0		Hot Damage: +5
4005	energized deionized purple ballast turtle	0		Effect: "The Smile of Mr. A.", Effect Duration: 58
4006	memory of some amino acids	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4007	memory of a C	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4008	memory of an A	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4009	pulsating memory of a G	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4010	memory of a T	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4011	maroon memory of a CA base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4012	memory of a CG base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4013	memory of a CT base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4014	maroon memory of an AG base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4015	upside-down memory of an AT base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4016	upside-down memory of a GT base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4017	squirming Slime larva	0		
4018	sharpshooter's greaves	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 37"
4019	blinking undissolvable contact lenses	0		
4020	fireproof grievous piece of rebar	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Hot Resistance: +3
4021	miser's veiny studded shovel	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum HP: +10, Meat Drop: +10
4022	rosewater-soaked Socratic necklace of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Stench Resistance: +3
4023	blinking strapping speargun of Leguizamo of the sweet-tooth	0		Muscle: +5, Monster Level: +20, Candy Drop: +100
4024	huge Usain Bolt's crafty compass	0		Maximum MP: +10, Initiative: +80
4025	aromatic Jack Frost's Fonzie's helmet	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy"
4026	mirror family-friendly experienced lantern of the businessman	0		Experience: +2, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +50
4027	educational cool greaves of the sewer	0		Moxie: +5, Experience: +1, Stench Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 0.5xBarrr"
4028	blue lightning-fast veiny club of chilblains	0		Maximum HP: +10, Cold Damage: +25, Initiative: +40
4029	blinking memory of a grappling hook	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4030	memory of a small stone block	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4031	lime green memory of a stone block	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4032	wobbly wobbly lime green memory of half a stone circle	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4033	tumbling memory of a stone half-circle	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4034	memory of an iron key	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4035	memory of a crystal	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4036	green caustic slime nodule	0		
4037	normal fancy slimy sweetbreads	4	good	Effect: "Good with the Ladies", Effect Duration: 20
4038	drinkable boozy upside-down slimy fermented bile bladder	5	good	
4039	compressed slimy alveolus	1		
4040	memory of a cultist's robe	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-06"
4041	family-friendly pig-iron helm of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 22", Last Available: "2009-06"
4042	careful sage pig-iron shinguards	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Monster Level: -10, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 1.5xFairy, cap 22", Last Available: "2009-06"
4043	skewed curative brainy pig-iron bracers	0		Mysticality: +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-06"
4044	wumpus hair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4045	mirror wumpus-hair bolo	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4046	wobbly purple wumpus-hair net	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4047	occult wumpus-hair whip	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2009-06"
4048	family-friendly sage wumpus-hair wig of mayonnaise	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-06"
4049	chilly wumpus-hair loincloth of the brazier of the businessman	0		Cold Damage: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 5", Last Available: "2009-06"
4050	teal upside-down vibrating thinker's wumpus-hair sweater	0		Mysticality: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2009-06"
4051	manspreader's ring of teleportation	0		Monster Level: +10, Single Equip
4052	glass of baboon milk	1	awesome	Last Available: "2009-06"
4053	lime green spinning banana milkshake	1	crappy	Last Available: "2009-06"
4054	bad blue White Hyborian	3	decent	Last Available: "2009-06"
4055	goblin hunting spear of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Last Available: "2009-06"
4056	horrifying Da Vinci's goblin autoblowgun	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2009-06"
4057	olive rosewater-soaked tribal beads	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2009-06"
4058	scorching stone fist of the cheetah	0		Hot Damage: +25, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2009-06"
4059	gray Jack Frost's stone head	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2009-06"
4060	cyan Indigo Party Invitation	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4061	maroon Violet Hunt Invitation	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4062	Blue Milk Club Card	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4063	Mecha Mayhem Club Card	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4064	'Smuggler Shot First' Button	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4065	Spacefleet Communicator Badge	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4066	bouncing huge Ruby Rod	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4067	essence of heat	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4068	bouncing essence of kink	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4069	essence of	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4070	pulsating essence of stench	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4071	cyan essence of fright	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4072	blurry essence of	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4073	Supreme Being Glossary	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4074	multi-pass	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4075	quilted villainous scythe of horror	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Slime Hates It: +2
4076	jittery nasty Oprah's baneful bandolier	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Stench Damage: +5, Slime Hates It: +1
4077	squat diabolical crossbow of Calamity Jane of Gandalf	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Slime Hates It: +1
4078	ghostly extremely unsafe groovy malevolent medallion	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Slime Hates It: +1, Single Equip
4079	spinning arcane researcher's corrosive cowl of the glutton	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Food Drop: +100, Slime Hates It: +1, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 0.5xFairy"
4080	twirling double-paned steel-toed grisly shield	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Cold Resistance: +5, Slime Hates It: +1
4081	Lo Pan's vibrating corroded breeches	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Slime Hates It: +1, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato"
4082	prompt extremely unsafe pernicious cudgel	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Adventures: +3, Slime Hates It: +1
4083	normal bite-sized bouncing cupcake-in-a-cup	1	good	Last Available: "2009-06"
4084	huge pool of liquid	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4085	tiny normal protein paste	1	good	Last Available: "2009-06"
4086	rosy-cheeked brawny cyber-mattock	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2009-06"
4087	jittery blue facehugging alien	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4088	X-37 gun	0		Breakable, Last Available: "2009-06"
4089	galvanized neurostim pill	0		Effect: "Emotion Sickness", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2009-06"
4090	denatured physiostim pill	0		Effect: "Scarysauce", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2009-06"
4091	slimy cyst	0		
4092	skewed small slimy cyst	0		
4093	medium slimy cyst	0		
4094	slimy cyst	0		
4095	twirling foul-smelling peawee marble	0		Stench Damage: +10
4096	smooth brown crock marble	0		Moxie: +15
4097	shaking gravedigger's China marble	0		Spooky Damage: +10
4098	olive steel-toed lemonade marble	0		Damage Reduction: 9
4099	bumblebee marble of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15
4100	dangerous jet bennie marble	0		Weapon Damage: +10
4101	greasy beige clambroth marble of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
4102	shaking auspicious steely marble	0		Item Drop: +10
4103	dance instructor's beach ball marble of dire peril of the detective	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Weapon Damage: +20, Item Drop: +20
4104	Fonzie's catseye marble	0		Experience (Moxie): +1
4105	supercharged bumboozer marble	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30
4106	asbestos-lined chamoisole	0		Hot Resistance: +5
4107	irradiated extra-modified bitter pill	0		Effect: "Capricorn Rising", Effect Duration: 68
4108	gray nasty Van der Graaf monstrous monocle	0		Stench Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4109	dangerous musty moccasins of the bloodbag	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4110	friendly resourceful molten medallion	0		Maximum MP: +50, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4111	mirror crafty arcane researcher's brazen bracelet	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4112	family-friendly sage bitter bowtie	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4113	Sinatra's bewitching boots	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4114	red secret from the future	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4115	moist sack	0		
4116	skewed beefcake's beefy rickety unicycle of Gandalf	0		Muscle: 35, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Single Equip
4117	olive shaking Sherlock's horrifying wicked crusty hula hoop	0		Spell Damage: +5, Spooky Damage: +25, Item Drop: +25, Single Equip
4118	perfumed rosewater-soaked deadly Coily&trade;	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: 8
4119	lime green school flying disc of chilblains of the sewer of courage	0		Cold Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +3
4120	Usain Bolt's stiffened Rosewater's lawn dart	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Damage Reduction: 1, Initiative: +80
4121	narrow bouncing wagon of vim and vigor of Leguizamo of the scaredy-cat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Monster Level: 5
4122	lime green wad of slimy rags	0		
4123	censurious smelly MacGyver's crown-shaped beanie	0		Maximum MP: +100, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol"
4124	tumbling lard-coated hardy studded hopping socks	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum HP: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
4125	reassuring shellacked poodle skirt of courage	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Spooky Resistance: 4, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
4126	ghostly mirror purple prompt smelly Jim Carey's letterman's jacket	0		Monster Level: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +3
4127	crafty Sinatra's hardened slime hat of horror	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum MP: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy"
4128	medical-grade strapping hardened slime pants of the brute	0		Muscle: +5, Muscle Percent: +30, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato"
4129	occult brawny hardened slime belt of the sweet-tooth	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip
4130	upside-down empty agua de vida bottle	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4131	distilled twirling bouncing boot plant	1	decent	Last Available: "2009-06"
4132	perfectly mixed sham champagne	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2009-06"
4133	quantum altered twirling purple tempura air	0		Effect: "Icy Demeanor", Effect Duration: 45
4134	activated enhanced shaking narrow pressurized potion of pneumaticity	0		Effect: "Souper Vengeful", Effect Duration: 15
4135	moveable feast	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2009-11", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.35
4136	jittery squat Usain Bolt's Bag o' Tricks of the wise owl of the cougar of Flo-Jo	0		Mysticality: +20, Moxie: +20, Initiative: 180, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Open the Bag o' Tricks", Last Available: "2009-07"
4137	yellow spinning slime stack	0		
4138	a rumpled paper strip	0		
4139	skewed a creased paper strip	0		
4140	jittery a folded paper strip	0		
4141	a crinkled paper strip	0		
4142	a crumpled paper strip	0		
4143	a ragged paper strip	0		
4144	a ripped paper strip	0		
4145	funny paper hat of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 2"
4146	polarized unsweetened dry sand	0		Effect: "Danish Cunning", Effect Duration: 35
4147	Annie Oakley's charged magnet of courage	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2009-09"
4148	stone sphere	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-09"
4149	quadroculars	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-09"
4150	jittery lint	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4151	warmed dubious peppermint	0		Effect: "Mucilaginous Mentalism", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2020-09"
4152	magnetized colloidal Elvish delight	0		Effect: "Industrial Strength Starch", Effect Duration: 24
4153	rockfish stomach	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4154	live lobster	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4155	gray wok lobster	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4156	maroon pebbles	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4157	gray gravel	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4158	rock	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4159	rock lobster	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4160	aged high-proof pebblebr&auml;u	10	awesome	Last Available: "2009-09"
4161	low-calorie decent mirror rocky road ice cream	1	good	Last Available: "2009-09"
4162	pulsating spinning extra-strength rubber bands	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4163	extra-modified children of the candy corn	0		Effect: "Gingerbread Robust", Effect Duration: 28
4164	moist jittery wobbly Good 'n' Slimy	0		Effect: "Chain Chain Chains", Effect Duration: 26
4165	greedy strapping Staff of the Soupbone of terror	0		Muscle: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +20
4166	spinning lime green extremely unsafe Voluminous Radio Pants	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Effect: "2xGhoul, cap 37"
4167	dance instructor's Voluminous Radio Hat	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul, cap 37"
4168	blinking lion tamer's Voluminous Radio Sneakers	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip
4169	4-d camera	0		
4170	bouncing shaking 4-d camera	0		
4171	crystallized memory	0		
4172	green upside-down ruddy rock helmet	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xGhuol, cap 25"
4173	rock pants of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 25"
4174	dance instructor's rock necklace	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Single Equip
4175	bouncing spaghetti cult robe	0		
4176	sugar sheet	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4177	spinning cyan Tome of Sugar Shummoning	0		Free Pull, Skill: "Summon Sugar Sheets"
4178	bouncing twirling avaricious sugar shotgun	0		Meat Drop: +30, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4179	studded sugar shillelagh	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4180	twirling executive sugar shank	0		Meat Drop: +40, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4181	narrow maroon family-friendly sizzling beefy sugar chapeau	0		Muscle: +10, Hot Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xVolley, 2xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-09"
4182	narrow knitted sugar shorts	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-09"
4183	sugar shield	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4184	narrow slime convention swag bag	0		
4185	slime convention flyers	0		
4186	slime convention coupons	0		
4187	coward's slime convention pin	0		Monster Level: -20
4188	maroon slime convention t-shirt	0		
4189	upside-down inverse geode	0		
4190	control crystal	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4191	studded sugar shirt	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4192	sugar shard	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4193	foul-smelling rave visor	0		Stench Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1.5xPotato, cap 37", Raveosity: +2
4194	wizardly baggy rave pants	0		Mysticality: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 37", Raveosity: +2
4195	Herculean pacifier necklace	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Single Equip, Raveosity: +2
4196	sea cowbell	0		
4197	sea	0		
4198	sea lasso	0		
4199	greasy MacGyver's banded sea cowboy hat	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum MP: +100, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xLep"
4200	grouper fangirl	0		
4201	skewed gill rings	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4202	pulsating huge urchin roe	0		
4203	pet anemone	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4204	Mer-kin cheatsheet	0		
4205	Mer-kin wordquiz	0		
4206	tumbling scandalous brand new key of bravery	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +5
4207	pulsating rock-hard dorsal fin	0		Damage Reduction: 5
4208	skate skates	0		
4209	skate skin	0		
4210	roller skate decoy	0		
4211	mermaid's purse	0		
4212	underwater slingshot	0		
4213	wobbly energetic skate blade of Flo-Jo	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Initiative: +100
4214	shaking spangly unitard	0		
4215	maroon tumbling greedy scandalous collapsible baton	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +20
4216	groupie lipstick	0		
4217	olive groupie bra	0		
4218	non-dry boiled red groupie spangles	0		Effect: "Phoenix, Right?", Effect Duration: 57
4219	padded skate board of the businessman	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Meat Drop: +50
4220	upside-down S.A.V.E. flyer	0		
4221	wobbly sinister yield shield	0		Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2009-09"
4222	map to the Skate Park	0		
4223	squamous polyp	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4224	unspeakable lozenges	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-10"
4225	roller skate doll	0		
4226	quilted Star of Bravery	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Single Equip
4227	hungover chauvinist pig	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-10"
4228	perfectly ordinary frog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-10"
4229	amphibious tophat	0		Equips On: "Dancing Frog", Familiar Effect: "adventure underwater"
4230	blurry ghostly blinking bottle of Cochon Noir	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4231	ice skate decoy	0		
4232	blinking ice skate doll	0		
4233	hacienda key	0		
4234	pulsating ghostly savvy pat&eacute; knife	0		Mysticality Percent: +20
4235	salt-shaker	0		
4236	can of sterno	0		
4237	cheese-slicer of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3
4238	super-sized normal beef jerky	5	good	
4239	flame-retardant pipe wrench	0		Hot Resistance: +1
4240	liquefied gun cleaning kit	0		Effect: "Disdain of She-Who-Was", Effect Duration: 66
4241	Oprah's sleep mask	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Blind, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 37"
4242	sock garters of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Single Equip
4243	non-vacuum-sealed warmed jittery mariachi toothpaste	0		Effect: "Moose Wisdom", Effect Duration: 42
4244	double-paned leather-bound tome	0		Cold Resistance: +5
4245	narrow bookmark	0		
4246	curative ivory cue ball	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
4247	watered-down artisanal decanter of fine Scotch	2	super ultra mega EPIC	
4248	modified maroon expensive cigar	1		
4249	tophat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4250	fisherman's sack	0		
4251	fish-oil smoke bomb	0		
4252	irradiated vial of squid ink	0		Effect: "Tremella Tremens", Effect Duration: 69
4253	quadruple-enhanced blurry olive potion of speed	0		Effect: "Hot Jellied", Effect Duration: 68
4254	narrow bark	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4255	upside-down Wolfman Nardz	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4256	altered sap	0		Effect: "Burning Hands", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2009-10"
4257	teal petrified wood	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4258	decent shaking chocolate-covered scarab beetle	3	good	Last Available: "2009-10"
4259	lousy irresponsibly strong purple mulled cider	7	decent	Last Available: "2009-10"
4260	wolfman mask	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-10"
4261	pumpkinhead mask	0		Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-10"
4262	mummy costume	0		Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-10"
4263	upside-down Ax of L'rose	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4264	wobbly zippy bark boxers	0		Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xVolley, cap 10", Last Available: "2009-10"
4265	upside-down deadly bark beret	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 2.5xLep, cap 10", Last Available: "2009-10"
4266	wicked bark bracelet	0		Spell Damage: +5, Single Equip
4267	Usain Bolt's Krakrox's Loincloth of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Initiative: +80, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 31"
4268	ghostly rosewater-soaked Jack Frost's Galapagosian Cuisses	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +3, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, MP regen, cap 31"
4269	prompt educational Angelhair Culottes	0		Experience: +1, Adventures: +3, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, 2xGhoul, cap 31"
4270	narrow wool Newman's Own Trousers of the glutton	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Food Drop: +100, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xPotato, cap 31"
4271	scandalous fortified Volartta's bellbottoms	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Sleaze Damage: +5, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1.5xFairy, cap 31"
4272	Usain Bolt's smooth Lederhosen of the Night	0		Moxie: +15, Initiative: +80, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xGhuol, cap 31"
4273	extra-oxidized double-altered bouncing ribbon candy	0		Effect: "Bootyliciousness", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2020-09"
4274	Underworld acorn	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-10"
4275	bouncing Underworld trunk	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4276	ghostly lard-coated forbidden strapping Underworld truncheon	0		Muscle: +5, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2009-10"
4277	pulsating lion tamer's Temple Grandin's Staff of the Woodfire of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Familiar Weight: +7, Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2009-10"
4278	foul-smelling Underworld flail of Leguizamo of the empath	0		Monster Level: +20, Familiar Weight: +5, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2009-10"
4279	red Mer-kin cancerstick	0		
4280	Mer-kin sawdust	0		
4281	family-friendly healthy Mer-kin bunwig	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley"
4282	miser's friendly hale crappy Mer-kin mask	0		Maximum HP: +20, Familiar Weight: +3, Meat Drop: +10, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xBarrr"
4283	crappy Mer-kin tailpiece of courage of the detective	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy"
4284	upside-down horrifying MacGyver's healthy Mer-kin gladiator mask	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +100, Spooky Damage: +25, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr"
4285	bouncing ghostly greedy baleful thinker's Mer-kin scholar mask	0		Mysticality: +10, Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +20, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "cold atk"
4286	manspreader's Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece of the dark arts of the overflowing toilet	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Monster Level: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy"
4287	teal greasy extremely unsafe Rosewater's Mer-kin scholar tailpiece	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xFairy"
4288	jittery asbestos-lined stanky Sinatra's Mer-kin headguard	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk"
4289	stylish Mer-kin waistrope	0		Moxie: +25
4290	huge miser's personal trainer's Da Vinci's Mer-kin facecowl	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Meat Drop: +10
4291	toasty Mer-kin thighguard	0		Hot Damage: +5
4292	teal Jeselnik's medical-grade baleful Mer-kin dodgeball	0		Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ball Bust", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ball Sweat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ball Sack"
4293	healthy wicked Mer-kin dragnet of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Spell Damage: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Net Gain", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Net Loss", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Net Neutrality"
4294	studded Mer-kin switchblade of Tarzan of the scaredy-cat	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Damage Absorption: +80, Monster Level: -15, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blade Sling", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blade Roller", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blade Runner"
4295	crystal orb of spirit wrangling	0		
4296	jittery depleted uranium seal figurine	0		
4297	purple fireproof electrified Ass-Stompers of Violence of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Hot Resistance: +3, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Stomp Ass"
4298	executive hardened razor-sharp Brand of Violence	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Damage Reduction: 3, Meat Drop: +40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Brand"
4299	shaking lime green toasty healthy Samson's Novelty Belt Buckle of Violence	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip
4300	fireproof Lens of Violence of courage of the detective	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Spooky Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Violent Gaze", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr"
4301	razor-sharp sage Pigsticker of Violence of Leguizamo	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Monster Level: +20
4302	Jeselnik's Jodhpurs of Violence of bravery of the early riser	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5, Adventures: +7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Mosh", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato"
4303	wobbly chilly Cold Stone of Hatred of wisdom of the sewer	0		Mysticality: +15, Cold Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Chilling Grip"
4304	steel-toed weightlifter's Girdle of Hatred of the pedagogue	0		Muscle: +15, Experience: +3, Damage Reduction: 9, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tighten Girdle"
4305	Van der Graaf medical-grade Staff of Simmering Hatred of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
4306	toasty Jack Frost's hardened Pantaloons of Hatred	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Hot Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "[7156]Static Shock", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xVolley"
4307	smelly chaotic Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
4308	maroon lightning-fast steel-toed stylish Lens of Hatred	0		Moxie: +25, Damage Reduction: 9, Initiative: +40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Hateful Gaze", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xBarrr"
4309	Jeselnik's Annie Oakley's Treads of Loathing of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip, Cloathing
4310	sage smooth cool Scepter of Loathing	0		Moxie: 20, Mysticality Percent: +10, Cloathing
4311	narrow yellow lightning-fast avaricious healthy Belt of Loathing	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +30, Initiative: +40, Single Equip, Cloathing
4312	flame-retardant nippy Socratic Goggles of Loathing	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Cold Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Cloathing, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 1.5xBarrr"
4313	foul-smelling forbidden Stick-Knife of Loathing of the bloodbag	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP: +100, Stench Damage: +10, Cloathing
4314	twirling prompt nasty hale Jeans of Loathing	0		Maximum HP: +20, Stench Damage: +5, Adventures: +3, Cloathing, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
4315	bouncing lion tamer's Annual Ascot	0		Experience (familiar): +2
4316	Jim Carey's energetic vibrating Sledgehammer of the V&aelig;lkyr	0		Maximum MP Percent: 30, Monster Level: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bashing Slam Smash"
4317	scorching resourceful fortified Flail of the Seven Aspects	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum MP: +50, Hot Damage: +25, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Turtle of Seven Tails"
4318	spinning spinning mirror wool ribald Van der Graaf Wrath of the Capsaician Pastalords	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Class: "Pastamancer", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Noodles of Fire"
4319	green scandalous toasty friendly Windsor Pan of the Source	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Hot Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5, Class: "Sauceror", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Saucemageddon"
4320	extremely unsafe Seeger's Unstoppable Banjo of courage of bravery	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spooky Resistance: 8, Class: "Disco Bandit", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Funk Bluegrass Fusion"
4321	tumbling auspicious rosewater-soaked frosty The Trickster's Trikitixa of the glutton	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +10, Food Drop: +100, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Extreme High Note"
4322	Temple Grandin's coward's supercool Claw of the Infernal Seal	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Monster Level: -20, Familiar Weight: +7, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip
4323	fuchsia rosewater-soaked savvy Garter of the Turtle Poacher of the detective	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Stench Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +20, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Single Equip
4324	blue quilted Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental of mayonnaise	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip
4325	shaking perfumed knitted hale Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	0		Maximum HP: +20, Cold Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +5, Class: "Sauceror", Single Equip
4326	hale Bling of the New Wave of the brute of incineration	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip, Extra Pickpocket
4327	tumbling cyan healthy studded personal trainer's La Hebilla del Cintur&oacute;n de Lopez	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Class: "Accordion Thief", Single Equip
4328	suspicious stocking	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-12"
4329	bag of many confections	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4330	diet delicious candy kneecapping stick	1	awesome	Last Available: "2009-12"
4331	adequate tiny pulsating licorice garrote	1	good	Last Available: "2009-12"
4332	Herculean candy knuckles	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Last Available: "2009-12"
4333	fancy toothsome narrow jawbruiser	3	awesome	Effect: "Sucrose-Colored Glasses", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2010-12"
4334	nitrogenated concentrated chocolate car	0		Effect: "Abyssal Blood", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2009-12"
4335	huge therapeutic plastic 11 Dealer	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2009-12"
4336	Jack Frost's plastic Crimbo Casino	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2009-12"
4337	bouncing chilly plastic stocking mimic	0		Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4338	blinking Sinatra's plastic Don Crimbo	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4339	plastic Crimbomination of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Last Available: "2009-12"
4340	ionized Piddles	0		Effect: "Spring Training", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2009-12"
4341	super-chilled nitrogenated aerosolized ghostly BitterSweetTarts	0		Effect: "Mucilaginous Mentalism", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2009-12"
4342	warmed adjusted blue Polka Pop	0		Effect: "Medieval Mage Mayhem", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2009-12"
4343	tumbling Crimbuck	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4344	huge Crimbo wreath	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4345	gray string of Crimbo lights	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4346	plastic Crimbo reindeer	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4347	twirling gingerbread house	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4348	olive leftover Crimbo rations	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4349	brawny snow hat	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2009-12"
4350	wobbly beefy snow pants	0		Muscle: +10, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2009-12"
4351	friendly snow belly	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-12"
4352	narrow pile of loose snow	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4353	upside-down Crimbough	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4354	fuchsia A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	0		Skill: "Holiday Weight Gain", Last Available: "2009-12"
4355	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	0		Skill: "Jingle Bells", Last Available: "2009-12"
4356	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	0		Skill: "Candyblast", Last Available: "2009-12"
4357	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	0		Skill: "Surge of Icing", Last Available: "2009-12"
4358	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	0		Skill: "Stealth Mistletoe", Last Available: "2009-12"
4359	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	0		Skill: "Cringle's Curative Carol", Last Available: "2009-12"
4360	stale expired can of franks 'n' beans	3	decent	Last Available: "2009-12"
4361	drinkable special weak squat expired bottle of peppermint schnapps	2	good	Effect: "Heart of White", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2009-12"
4362	snow halo	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4363	elf resistance button	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4364	Vulcanized elven suicide capsule	0		Effect: "Compensatory Cruelness", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2009-12"
4365	spoiled red penguin focaccia bread	4	crappy	Last Available: "2009-12"
4366	drinkable herringcello	3	good	Last Available: "2009-12"
4367	special bad elven cellocello	3	decent	Effect: "Carol of the Bones", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2009-12"
4368	wrench handle	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4369	handful of headless bolts	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4370	bottle of agitprop ink	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4371	ghostly handful of wires	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4372	chunk of cement	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4373	upside-down grappling hook	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4374	ghostly twirling elf ear	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4375	spiraling shape	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4376	Crimbomination Contraption	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4377	Annie Oakley's throwing wrench	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2009-12"
4378	pair of bolt cutters of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Last Available: "2009-12"
4379	poison pen of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2009-12"
4380	tumbling occult speed limit shield	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2009-12"
4381	strapping live wire of Leguizamo	0		Muscle: +5, Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2009-12"
4382	grievous groovy misfit dolly	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2009-12"
4383	narrow MacGyver's misfit hobby horse of bravery	0		Maximum MP: +100, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4384	upside-down bouncing miser's misfit teddy bear of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2009-12"
4385	cyan inspector's flame-wreathed pocketwatch on a chain	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2009-12"
4386	pulsating double-paned smartaleck's cement sandals	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-12"
4387	reassuring night-vision goggles of the sweet-tooth	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-12"
4388	passable elf mask	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-12"
4389	rosewater-soaked peanut brittle shield	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2009-12"
4390	bouncing Newton's Red Rover BB gun of the detective	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2009-12"
4391	huge Van der Graaf red-and-green sweater	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "[7094]Static Shock", Last Available: "2009-12"
4392	blinking Crimbo Candy Cookbook	0		Skill: "Summon Crimbo Candy", Last Available: "2009-12"
4393	double-aerosolized Crimbo peppermint bark	0		Effect: "Bubblin' Rage", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2009-12"
4394	colloidal Crimbo fudge	0		Effect: "Witch Breaded", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2009-12"
4395	colloidal squat Crimbo pecan	0		Effect: "Rat-Faced", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2009-12"
4396	jittery red Jack-in-the-box	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4397	crank handle	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4398	cheese ball	0		Last Available: "2010-01"
4399	Da Vinci's cheese sword	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4400	ghostly cheese diaper of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4401	cheese wheel of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4402	cheese eye of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Give Your Opponent the Stinkeye", Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4403	gray reassuring ruddy smartaleck's Staff of Queso Escusado	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Spooky Resistance: +1, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4405	foreign box	0		
4406	tumbling The Art of Slapfighting	0		Class: "Seal Clubber", Skill: "Iron Palm Technique", Last Available: "2010-06"
4407	shaking Uncle Romulus	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer", Skill: "Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin", Last Available: "2010-03"
4408	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Skill: "Stringozzi Serpent", Last Available: "2010-04"
4409	fuchsia twirling Zu Mannk&auml;se Dienen	0		Class: "Sauceror", Skill: "K&auml;seso&szlig;esturm", Last Available: "2010-01"
4410	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	0		Class: "Disco Bandit", Skill: "Kung Fu Hustler", Last Available: "2011-01"
4411	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	0		Class: "Accordion Thief", Skill: "Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration", Last Available: "2010-02"
4412	moldy small enchanted squat quantum taco	0	???	Effect: "Spore-Wreathed", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2010-10"
4413	hand-crafted Schr&ouml;dinger's thermos	0	???	Last Available: "2010-04"
4414	blinking colorful plastic ball	0		Last Available: "2010-01"
4415	medical-grade sealhide hood	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 40"
4416	sealhide leggings of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 40"
4417	blue family-friendly sealhide cloak	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1
4418	sealhide buckler of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20
4419	smelly sealhide whip	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10
4420	sharpshooter's sealhide moccasins	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Single Equip
4421	zippy sealhide gloves	0		Initiative: +20
4422	sealhide belt of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60
4423	sealhide snare	0		
4424	puzzling trophy	0		
4425	polymerized colloidal aerosolized sealhide seal doll	0		Effect: "Flexibili Tea", Effect Duration: 21
4426	hymnal	0		Skill: "Canticle of Carboloading"
4428	pulsating glowstick on a string of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Raveosity: +1
4429	purple candy necklace of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip, Raveosity: +1
4430	greasy teddybear backpack	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Raveosity: +1
4431	blinking NPZR chemistry set	0		Last Available: "2011-08"
4432	concentrated frozen tumbling gray bouncing invisibility potion	0		Effect: "In the Slimelight", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2011-08"
4433	boiled altered irresistibility potion	0		Effect: "Demonic Taint", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2011-08"
4434	energized quadruple-cold-filtered tarnished green irritability potion	0		Effect: "Hyperoffended", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2011-08"
4436	bouncing green cube	0		Last Available: "2011-02"
4438	blurry hellseal whisker	0		
4439	blurry hellseal claw	0		
4440	family-friendly guard turtle shell	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 40"
4441	reassuring crowbar	0		Spooky Resistance: +1
4442	twirling weightlifter's spaghetti cult rosary	0		Muscle: +15
4443	maroon spaghetti cult mask of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 38"
4444	guard turtle collar	0		Familiar Damage: +10
4445	pulsating sharpshooter's spangly mariachi pants	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, 2xPotato, cap 37"
4446	deadly spangly mariachi vest of Flo-Jo	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Initiative: +100
4447	personal trainer's spangly sombrero	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, 2xPotato, cap 37"
4448	modified bouncing narrow Instant Karma	1	awesome	
4449	painting of a landscape	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4450	map to The Landscaper's Lair	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4451	huge prompt pointy hat	0		Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 27", Last Available: "2010-04"
4452	red experienced machetito	0		Experience: +2, Last Available: "2010-04"
4453	extremely unsafe lawnmower blade	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2010-04"
4454	twirling bouncing grass clippings	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
4455	teal personal trainer's The Landscaper's leafblower	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Last Available: "2010-04"
4456	snowball	0		
4457	wobbly snailmail bits	0		
4458	greedy groovy snailmail coif	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 41"
4459	asbestos-lined resourceful snailmail breeches	0		Maximum MP: +50, Hot Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 0.5xFairy, cap 41"
4460	skewed mirror family-friendly aromatic snailmail hauberk	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +1
4461	extra-colloidal seal-brain elixir	0		Effect: "Amorous", Effect Duration: 46
4462	moist chocolate seal-clubbing club	0		Effect: "Carrrsmic", Effect Duration: 54
4463	altered dry chocolate turtle totem	0		Effect: "protect.enq", Effect Duration: 44
4464	alkaline deionized chocolate pasta spoon	0		Effect: "Butt-Rock Hair", Effect Duration: 67
4465	chilled narrow ghostly maroon chocolate saucepan	0		Effect: "You're High as a Crow, Marty", Effect Duration: 67
4466	irradiated ionized chocolate disco ball	0		Effect: "Sagittarius Rising", Effect Duration: 14
4467	pickled fuchsia chocolate stolen accordion	0		Effect: "Frisky Spirit", Effect Duration: 49
4468	ghostly blurry Libram of BRICKOs	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-02", Skill: "Summon BRICKOs"
4469	BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4470	huge BRICKO eye brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4471	pulsating steel-toed BRICKO hat	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2010-02"
4472	Samson's BRICKO pants	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 2xLep, 1xPotato, cap 22", Last Available: "2010-02"
4473	BRICKO sword of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2010-02"
4474	BRICKO ooze	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4475	BRICKO bat	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4476	ghostly BRICKO oyster	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4477	blinking BRICKO turtle	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4478	BRICKO elephant	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4479	BRICKO octopus	0		Last Available: "2010-02", Wiki Name: "BRICKO octopus (item)"
4480	mirror upside-down BRICKO python	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4481	red BRICKO vacuum cleaner	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4482	BRICKO airship	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4483	BRICKO cathedral	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4484	BRICKO gargantuchicken	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4485	wobbly BRICKO pyramid	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4486	BRICKO pearl	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4487	BRICKO bulwark of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2010-02"
4488	BRICKO trunk	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4489	jittery gilded BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4490	gilded BRICKO chalice	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4491	BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4492	narrow upside-down mirror BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4493	broken BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4494	squat BRICKO reactor	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4495	BRICKO egg	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4496	jittery extra-heavy BRICKO brick	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-02"
4497	boiled recording of The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	0		Effect: "Big Meat Big Prizes", Effect Duration: 58
4498	Vulcanized recording of Benetton's Medley of Diversity	0		Effect: "The Dinsey Spirit", Effect Duration: 11
4499	triple-unsweetened energized recording of Elron's Explosive Etude	0		Effect: "Can't Be a Chooser", Effect Duration: 48
4500	magnetized recording of Chorale of Companionship	0		Effect: "Weasels Underfoot", Effect Duration: 24
4501	altered corrupted purple upside-down recording of Prelude of Precision	0		Effect: "Banono", Effect Duration: 27
4502	quantum quantum recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad	0		Effect: "Dragged Through the Coals", Effect Duration: 21
4503	dry ionized ionized wobbly green recording of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	0		Effect: "Quantum of Moxie", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2010-02"
4504	stanky heart of the volcano of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Stench Spell Damage: +25
4505	improved Northern pemmican	0		Effect: "Prideful Strut", Effect Duration: 11
4506	puzzling ribbon	0		
4507	tumbling Clan looking glass	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-03"
4508	diffused &quot;DRINK ME&quot; potion	0		Effect: "Chlorophyll Flavor", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2010-03"
4509	blinking reflection of a map	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4510	bland pulsating narrow walrus ice cream	4	decent	Last Available: "2010-03"
4511	low-calorie tasty mirror beautiful soup	1	awesome	Last Available: "2010-03"
4512	jittery eggman noodles	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4513	maroon Vial of <i>jus de larmes</i>	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4514	decent diet Humpty Dumplings	1	good	Last Available: "2010-03"
4515	stale Lobster <i>qua</i> Grill	3	decent	Last Available: "2010-03"
4516	special artisanal missing wine	3	EPIC	Effect: "Oiled Skin", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2010-03"
4517	bland small blurry shaking matter custard	2	decent	Last Available: "2010-03"
4518	deionized extra-galvanized maroon comfit?	0		Effect: "Musky", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2010-03"
4519	tumbling ittah bittah hookah	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-03"
4520	ruddy Samson's flamingo mallet	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2010-03"
4521	skewed blinking croquet hedgehog	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4522	Tiger-lily's milk	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2010-03"
4523	olive double-paned eye of the Tiger-lily of the boozehound	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2010-03"
4524	double-paned foul-smelling wig	0		Stench Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 17", Last Available: "2010-03"
4525	decent enchanted donut	4	good	Effect: "The Magical Mojomuscular Melody", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2010-03"
4526	small delicious bucket of honey	2	awesome	Last Available: "2010-03"
4527	sinister elephant stinger of Leguizamo	0		Spell Damage: +10, Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2010-03"
4528	bite-sized toothsome dragon snaps	1	awesome	Last Available: "2010-03"
4529	Van der Graaf snapdragon pistil of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2010-03"
4530	mirror puff of smoke	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4531	toothsome low-calorie rook cookie	1	awesome	Last Available: "2010-03"
4532	moldy bishop cookie	3	crappy	Last Available: "2010-03"
4533	huge spoiled blue knight cookie	9	crappy	Last Available: "2010-03"
4534	spoiled king cookie	3	crappy	Last Available: "2010-03"
4535	miniature decent queen cookie	2	good	Effect: "Towering Strength", Last Available: "2010-03"
4536	green fairy-worn boots	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-08"
4537	thinker's insane tophat	0		Mysticality: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 7", Last Available: "2010-03"
4538	beefcake's helm of the knight of the brute	0		Muscle: +25, Muscle Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 15", Last Available: "2010-03"
4539	bouncing scorching wristwatch of the knight of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-03", Nonstackable Watch
4540	narrow sinister trousers of the knight of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2.5xPotato, 2xLep, cap 15", Last Available: "2010-03"
4541	yellow tophat of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 25"
4542	jittery smartaleck's tie	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Single Equip
4543	blinking aromatic tuxedo pants	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 25"
4544	wobbly porpoise	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4545	pocketwatch	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4546	bandersnatch	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4547	caterpillar	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4548	walrus	0		Last Available: "2010-03", Synergetic
4549	teal jittery bouncing carpenter	0		Last Available: "2010-03", Synergetic
4550	dodo	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4551	arcane researcher's detour shield	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Last Available: "2010-03"
4552	left parenthesis	0		
4553	gray lowercase a	0		
4554	lime green percent sign	0		
4555	jittery left bracket	0		
4556	right parenthesis	0		
4557	gray dollar sign	0		
4558	equal sign	0		
4559	record album	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4560	shaking map to Professor Jacking's laboratory	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4561	twirling can of depilatory cream	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4562	teal hair of the calf	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4563	drinkable world's most unappetizing beverage	3	good	Last Available: "2010-04"
4564	brainy slippery when wet shield	0		Mysticality: +5, Last Available: "2010-04"
4565	super-sized decent raisin	5	good	Last Available: "2010-04"
4566	lime green mirror fly glasses	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2010-04"
4567	flyest of shirts of the storm of incineration	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2010-04"
4568	delicious red a dance upon the palate	4	awesome	Last Available: "2010-04"
4569	moldy massive prehistoric meteorite jawbreaker	8	crappy	Last Available: "2010-04"
4570	mirror Crazyleg's razor	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4571	diet decent bouncing squirmy violent party snack	1	good	Last Available: "2010-04"
4572	mirror dog trainer's can-you-dig-it?	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2010-04"
4573	The Legendary Beat	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4574	spinning panicked kernel	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-04"
4575	bugged beanie	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2010-04"
4576	bugged balaclava	0		Monster Level: +20, Equips On: "Baby Bugged Bugbear", Last Available: "2010-04"
4577	pulsating bugged b&Atilde;&para;n&plusmn;&Atilde;&copy;t	0		Food Drop: +5, Pants Drop: +5, Candy Drop: +5, Equips On: "Baby Bugged Bugbear", Last Available: "2010-04"
4578	lime green spinning meat st&permil;&iquest;bing club	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4579	extra-galvanized wobbly spinning gray Knob G&Atilde;&para;blin l&Atilde;&sup2;ve potion	0		Effect: "Vanity Rage", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2010-04"
4580	Oprah's school Mafi<i>a kni</i>cke&frac12;&aelig;	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2010-04"
4581	wobbly careful sage T&Icirc;&curren;&loz;lisman of Bai&oslash;&Dagger;	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2010-04", Wiki Name: "Bugged baio"
4582	wobbly fat bottom quark	0		Last Available: "2010-05"
4583	glob of skin	0		
4584	flavorless snack-sized six wedges of goat cheese	2	decent	
4585	collection of objects	0		
4586	boulder	0		
4587	goth	0		
4588	blinking wobbly brown pixel	0		
4589	Temple Grandin's pixel whip	0		Familiar Weight: +7
4590	pixel chain whip of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2010-07"
4591	smooth pixel morning star	0		Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2010-07"
4592	pixel orb	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4593	bouncing pixellated moneybag	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4594	blinking pixel cross	0		
4595	pixel holy water	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4596	twirling map to Vanya's Castle	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4597	jittery 8-Bit Power magazine	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4598	pixel stopwatch	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4599	lime green tumbling bottle opener	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4600	map to the Kegger in the Woods	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4601	mediocre practically non-alcoholic plastic cup of beer	1	decent	Last Available: "2010-06"
4602	orquette's phone number	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4603	bronze handcuffs	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4604	keg	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4605	mirror tumbling veiny bottle of Goldschn&ouml;ckered of the boozehound	0		Maximum HP: +10, Booze Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Goldensh&ouml;wer", Last Available: "2010-06"
4606	half-sized spoiled sun-dried tofu	2	crappy	Effect: "Deadened palate", Effect Duration: 1, Last Available: "2010-08"
4607	hand-crafted shaking soyburger juice	3	EPIC	Effect: "Oversaturated Palate", Effect Duration: 1, Last Available: "2010-08"
4608	blinking respected companion biscuit	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4609	essential tofu	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4610	chilled boiled squat mirror narrow blue essential soy	0		Effect: "Creepin' Up on You", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2010-08"
4611	unsweetened quadruple-warmed ionized jittery essential cameraderie	0		Effect: "Mushroom Samba", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2010-08"
4612	souvenir drawing	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4613	green map to the Magic Commune	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4614	fortified Crown of Thrones	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-05"
4615	hand-crafted spirit-forward Cinco Mayo Lager	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2010-05"
4616	Underworld sapling	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4617	fuchsia pruning shears	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4618	plastic cup of flat beer	0		
4619	frisbee	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4620	motorcycle	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-06"
4621	mirror olive Game Grid token	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4622	Game Grid ticket	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4623	quantum colloidal squat red chocolate-covered caviar	0		Effect: "Shawarma Warm War", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2020-09"
4624	normal fancy pawn cookie	3	good	Effect: "Greasy Visage", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2010-06"
4625	boiled coffee pixie stick	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2010-06"
4626	superduperball	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4627	shaking finger cuffs	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4628	parachute guy	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4629	foul-smelling plastic spider ring	0		Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shoot Web", Last Available: "2010-06"
4630	razor-sharp plastic kazoo	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2010-06"
4631	spinning prompt inflatable baseball bat	0		Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2010-06"
4632	ghostly green googly-star hat of the ox of the glutton	0		Muscle: +20, Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2010-06"
4633	lightning-fast Samson's googly-ball hat	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2010-06"
4634	strapping googly-heart hat of vim and vigor	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2010-06"
4635	chaotic super-sweet boom box of horror	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Four Songs, Last Available: "2010-06"
4636	bouncing Game Grid valued membership card	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4637	veiny hardened brainy sinister demon mask	0		Mysticality: +5, Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum HP: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2010-06"
4638	medical-grade shellacked studded streetfighting champion's belt	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Damage Reduction: 7, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-06"
4639	Usain Bolt's occult dangerous Space Trip safety headphones	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Initiative: +80, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-06"
4640	Temple Grandin's LARP carp	0		Familiar Weight: +7
4641	Jack Frost's wholesome KoL Con Six Pack	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +50
4642	Lo Pan's Gregarious Gregorian Smock	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30
4643	mansplainer's rxr shield	0		Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2010-06"
4644	lime green Van der Graaf sinister Juju Mojo Mask of Calamity Jane	0		Spell Damage: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +15, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-07"
4645	bouncing wool space trooper helmet	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 2"
4646	twirling grievous Samson's Meteoid ice beam	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
4647	shaking auspicious lion tamer's Dungeon Fist gauntlet	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Item Drop: 15, Last Available: "2011-06"
4648	purple Schmalz's First Prize Beer	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4649	chiptune guitar	0		Item Drop: +25, Equips On: "Mini-Hipster", Familiar Effect: "item drop"
4650	blinking fixed-gear bicycle	0		Experience: +3, Equips On: "Mini-Hipster", Familiar Effect: "stats"
4651	green ironic moustache	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Familiar Effect: "+10 lbs"
4652	shaking spinning razor-sharp ironic knit cap of the boozehound	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Booze Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 10"
4653	ironic sunglasses	0		Single Equip, Thorns: 1
4654	ironic battle spoon of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20
4655	zippy Jack Frost's clever ironic jogging shorts	0		Maximum MP: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 6xGhuol, cap 10"
4656	zippy mole skin notebook	0		Initiative: +20
4657	purple pair of jeans	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4658	blinking map to Ellsbury's Claim	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4659	spinning weightlifter's blackberry galoshes	0		Muscle: +15, Single Equip
4660	gray friendly coward's trout fang	0		Monster Level: -20, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2010-09"
4661	spoiled poisonous caviar	4	crappy	Last Available: "2010-09"
4662	modified double-colloidal improved wet venom duct	0		Effect: "Weather, Man", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2010-09"
4663	wobbly Ellsbury's journal	0		Skill: "Unaccompanied Miner", Last Available: "2010-09"
4664	Herculean Ellsbury's skull of the brazier	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2010-09"
4665	miser's hot plate	0		Meat Drop: +10, Thorns: 1
4666	ghostly frightening coward's imp unity ring	0		Monster Level: -20, Spooky Damage: +5
4667	narrow Victor, the Insult Comic Hellhound Puppet of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25
4668	narrow observational glasses of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15
4669	mansplainer's hilarious comedy prop	0		Monster Level: +15
4670	beer-scented teddy bear	0		
4671	tolerable watered-down booze-soaked cherry	2	good	
4672	pulsating comfy pillow	0		
4673	bite-sized decent marshmallow	1	good	
4674	flavorless huge sponge cake	4	decent	
4675	lousy gin-soaked blotter paper	3	decent	
4676	huge tree-holed coin	0		
4677	unearthed volcanic meteoroid	0		Skill: "Volcanometeor Showeruption", Last Available: "2011-12"
4678	unearthed potsherd	0		
4679	blinking volcanic ash	0		
4680	smoked potsherd	0		
4681	MacGyver's pottery shield	0		Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2010-09"
4682	smooth pottery hat of the cheetah	0		Moxie: +15, Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 11", Last Available: "2010-09"
4683	rosewater-soaked pottery training pants of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xGhuol, cap 12", Last Available: "2010-09"
4684	flame-wreathed pottery club	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2010-09"
4685	razor-sharp pottery yo-yo	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2010-09"
4686	pottery barn owl figurine	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4687	wobbly fossilized bat skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4688	fossilized serpent skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4689	bouncing fossilized baboon skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4690	fossilized wyrm skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4691	fossilized wing	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4692	fossilized limb	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4693	shaking fossilized torso	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4694	fossilized spine	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4695	ghostly affordable teak perch	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-09"
4696	Jeselnik's gravedigger's Oprah's Greatest American Pants	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Spooky Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 2.5xBarrr, 2xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2010-09"
4697	hale fossilized necklace	0		Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2010-09"
4698	imp air	0		
4699	bus pass	0		
4700	fossilized spike	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4701	waterlogged crate	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4702	archaeologing shovel	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4703	shaking red-hot medallion of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-09"
4704	fossilized demon skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4705	shaking fossilized spider skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4706	sinister tablet	0		
4707	blurry E-Z Cook&trade; oven	0		
4708	red My First Shaker&trade;	0		
4709	hippo tutu	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
4710	blinking immense ballet shoes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4711	huge sweatpants	0		Familiar Effect: "8xPotato, cap 2"
4712	GameInformPowerDailyPro subscription card	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-02"
4713	blurry popsicle stick	0		
4714	fancy bland big lemon popsicle	5	decent	Effect: "Jawin'", Effect Duration: 40
4715	decent popsicle	3	good	
4716	bland half-sized strawberry popsicle	2	decent	
4717	flavorless liver popsicle	4	decent	
4718	purple vibrating mariachi hat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
4719	Hollandaise helmet of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
4720	bouncing organ grinder	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4721	microwave stogie	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4722	toothsome immense liver and let pie	9	awesome	Last Available: "2010-10"
4723	normal mirror pulsating badass pie	3	good	Last Available: "2010-10"
4724	toothsome shoo-fish pie	3	awesome	Last Available: "2010-10"
4725	bland jumbo special piping organ pie	5	decent	Effect: "Disco Concentration", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2010-10"
4726	small decent blinking igloo pie	2	good	Last Available: "2010-10"
4727	bland stomach turnover	4	decent	Last Available: "2010-10"
4728	massive normal skewed blurry dead lights pie	9	good	Last Available: "2010-10"
4729	bland throbbing organ pie	3	decent	Last Available: "2010-10"
4730	experienced stop shield	0		Experience: +2, Last Available: "2009-12"
4731	tumbling nest egg	0		
4732	sleeping piano cat	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4733	kitty sheet music	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4734	rehearsing dramatic hedgehog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4735	prop sword	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4736	tangle of rat tails	0		
4737	jittery asbestos-lined beer-soaked mop	0		Hot Resistance: +5
4738	drinkable jittery day-old beer	4	good	
4739	drinkable plain beer	3	good	
4740	high-proof hand-crafted overpriced &quot;imported&quot; beer	7	EPIC	
4741	smiling rat	0		
4742	rat tooth polish	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4743	shaking bone chips	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4744	flattened frozen PlexiPips	0		Effect: "Bone Chilling", Effect Duration: 58
4745	chilled Wax Flask	0		Effect: "Wreathed in Merriment", Effect Duration: 51
4746	non-liquefied wobbly Pain Dip	0		Effect: "Frigid Weapon", Effect Duration: 26
4747	delicious jumbo spinning bone meal	5	awesome	Last Available: "2010-10"
4748	practically non-alcoholic bad teal bone aperitif	1	decent	Last Available: "2010-10"
4749	greedy bonerang	0		Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2010-10"
4750	blurry ribald bone and arrows	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2010-10"
4751	maroon up-at-dawn boning knife	0		Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2010-10"
4752	tumbling smelly bone crusher	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2010-10"
4753	fortified bone spurs	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-10"
4754	friendly Socratic bonedanna	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Familiar Weight: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 30", Last Available: "2010-10"
4755	boneana hammock of vim and vigor of mayonnaise	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xVolley, cap 30", Last Available: "2010-10"
4756	bag of bones	0		Last Available: "2010-10"
4757	Stabonic scroll	0		Last Available: "2010-10"
4758	warmed squat candy skeleton	0		Effect: "Berry Statistical", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2020-09"
4759	squat Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4760	packet of pumpkin seeds	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4761	pumpkin	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4762	jittery huge pumpkin	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4763	adequate yellow pumpkin pie	4	good	Last Available: "2010-11"
4764	tolerable enchanted huge pumpkin beer	4	good	Effect: "L'instinct F&eacute;lin", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2010-11"
4765	extra-diffused pumpkin juice	0		Effect: "Swimming with Sharks", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2010-11"
4766	red pumpkin bomb	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4767	spinning electrified studded shin gourds	0		Damage Absorption: +80, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-11"
4768	pulsating squat zippy wool healthy Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Cold Resistance: +1, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2010-11"
4769	pumpkin carriage	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4770	bouncing Desert Bus pass	0		
4771	red tumbling ginormous pumpkin	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4804	Essence of Annoyance	0		Skill: "Summon Annoyance"
4805	Unmotivator: Crashed Orca	0		Free Pull
4806	Unmotivator: Success Warrior	0		Free Pull
4807	blurry Unmotivator: Crashed Meat Car	0		Free Pull
4810	shaking Holiday Hal's Happy-Time Fun Book!	0		Skill: "Summon Holiday Fun!"
4811	twirling upside-down Holiday Fun!	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
4812	Antagonistic Snowman Kit	0		Skill: "Summon Carrot"
4818	moldy narrow CRIMBCOIDS mints	3	crappy	Last Available: "2011-01"
4819	twirling fuchsia can of CRIMBCOLA	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4820	yummy CRIMBCOLOAF	3	awesome	Last Available: "2011-01"
4821	small decent circular CRIMBCOOKIE	2	good	Effect: "Mystic Circle", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4822	fuchsia hale plastic CRIMBCO HQ	0		Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2010-12"
4823	squat green plastic fax machine of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Last Available: "2010-12"
4824	red plastic hobo elf of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2010-12"
4825	blinking plastic Mr. Mination of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2010-12"
4826	plastic Best Game Ever of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Last Available: "2010-12"
4827	shaking yellow hibernating robot reindeer	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-12"
4828	tumbling S.L.E.I.G.H.B.E.L.L.S.	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-12"
4829	robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4830	robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4831	robot reindeer protocol D.O.N.N.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4832	robot reindeer protocol V.I.X.E.N.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4833	ghostly green robot reindeer protocol C.U.P.I.D.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4834	robot reindeer protocol D.A.N.C.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4835	robot reindeer protocol C.O.M.E.T.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4836	robot reindeer protocol B.L.I.T.Z.E.N.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4837	twirling blurry shaking robot reindeer protocol R.U.D.O.L.P.H.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4838	robot reindeer protocol O.L.I.V.E.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4839	decent triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	4	good	Effect: "Triangle, Man", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4840	moldy square CRIMBCOOKIE	4	crappy	Effect: "Square to be Hip", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4841	Sinatra's bindlestocking of Gandalf of the blizzard	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Drops Items, Last Available: "2010-12"
4842	sleeping stocking	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4843	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	0		Skill: "Toynado", Last Available: "2010-12"
4844	The Joy of Wassailing	0		Skill: "Wassail", Last Available: "2010-12"
4845	Usain Bolt's ruddy Uncle Hobo's stocking cap	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2010-12"
4846	family-friendly Uncle Hobo's epic beard of the detective	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4847	banded Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants of the sewer	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Stench Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol", Last Available: "2010-12"
4848	Newton's Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves of dire peril	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Weapon Damage: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4849	hardened smooth Uncle Hobo's highest bough	0		Moxie: +15, Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2010-12"
4850	executive strapping Uncle Hobo's belt	0		Muscle: +5, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4851	enhanced chocolate cigar	0		Effect: "Void Between the Stars", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2010-12"
4852	blurry therapeutic gift-a-pult	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2010-12"
4853	irradiated improved holly-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Coming Up Roses", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2020-09"
4854	mirror CRIMBCO scrip	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4855	Toot Oriole care package	0		
4856	purple shaking paperclip	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4857	jittery bottle of Blank-Out	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4858	wobbly healthy CRIMBCO lanyard	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-01"
4859	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	0		Skill: "Fashionably Late", Last Available: "2011-01"
4860	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	0		Skill: "Executive Narcolepsy", Last Available: "2011-01"
4861	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	0		Skill: "Lunch Break", Last Available: "2011-01"
4862	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	0		Skill: "Offensive Joke", Last Available: "2011-01"
4863	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	0		Skill: "Managerial Manipulation", Last Available: "2011-01"
4864	photocopier	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4865	squat deluxe fax machine	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4866	Workytime Tea	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4867	green paperclip sproinger	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4868	tumbling reassuring sinister razor-sharp paperclip-on tie	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-01"
4869	wobbly educational paperclip pants of the cheetah	0		Experience: +1, Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-01"
4870	twirling sharpshooter's Oprah's rock-hard paperclip turban	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-01"
4871	toasty paperclip cape	0		Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2011-01"
4872	glob of Blank-Out	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4873	photocopied monster	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4874	gaudy key	0		
4875	pulsating squat BGE merchandise order form	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4876	non-tarnished chocolate bath ball	0		Effect: "Rosewater Mark", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2011-01"
4877	improved alkaline bacon bath ball	0		Effect: "Wolf's Bane", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2011-01"
4878	magnetized incense bath ball	0		Effect: "Dreadful Fear", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2011-01"
4879	liquefied myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball	0		Effect: "Burnt 'n' Turnt", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2011-01"
4880	CRIMBCO mug	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4881	lousy CRIMBCO wine	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-01"
4882	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4883	upside-down toe jam	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4884	snack-sized bland enchanted toe jam toast	2	decent	Effect: "Nigh-Invincible", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2011-01"
4885	traffic jam	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4886	rotten traffic jam toast	4	crappy	Last Available: "2011-01"
4887	space jam	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4888	special rotten space jam toast	4	crappy	Effect: "Amorphous Cheer", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2011-01"
4889	electrified cold-filtered denatured spinning motivational poster	0		Effect: "Florid Cheeks", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2011-01"
4890	olive sack lunch	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4891	bath ball gift set	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4892	slow jam collection	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4893	BGE shotglass	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4894	fancy normal festive sausage	3	good	Effect: "Dances with Tweedles", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2011-01"
4895	bland huge huge holiday cheese log	7	decent	Last Available: "2011-01"
4896	holiday log	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4897	huge blurry lard-coated savvy BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2010-12"
4898	supercool groovy BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	0		Moxie Percent: 30, Last Available: "2010-12"
4899	Jim Carey's BGE pocket calendar	0		Monster Level: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4900	BGE temporary tattoo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4901	pulsating red BGE plastic toy of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4902	red healthy stapler bear	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2010-12"
4903	spinning horrifying adhesive tape dolly	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2010-12"
4904	wobbly smooth scissor duck	0		Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2010-12"
4905	yellow coal paperweight	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4906	jingle bell	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4907	fuchsia dance instructor's sage Seven Loco	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Last Available: "2010-09"
4908	Loathing Legion knife	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4909	steel-toed Loathing Legion many-purpose hook	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4910	maroon shaking gravedigger's Loathing Legion moondial	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4911	Loathing Legion necktie of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4912	scorching Loathing Legion knife	0		Hot Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4913	Socratic Loathing Legion corkscrew	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4914	horrifying Loathing Legion can opener	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4915	foul-smelling Loathing Legion chainsaw of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4916	perfumed Loathing Legion rollerblades	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4917	gravedigger's Loathing Legion flamethrower	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4918	Loathing Legion tattoo needle	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4919	Loathing Legion defibrillator of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4920	asbestos-lined Loathing Legion double prism	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4921	Loathing Legion tape measure of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4922	lightning-fast Loathing Legion kitchen sink	0		Initiative: +40, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4923	healthy Loathing Legion abacus	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4924	mirror red mirror Loathing Legion helicopter	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4925	censurious Loathing Legion pizza stone	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4926	twirling Loathing Legion universal screwdriver	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4927	Loathing Legion jackhammer	0		Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4928	mansplainer's Loathing Legion hammer	0		Monster Level: +15, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4929	Uncle Crimbo's Sack	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4930	Folder Holder	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
4937	pulsating a angel	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4938	quake of arrows	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4939	time's arrow	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4940	squat arrowgram	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4941	spoiled diet Knob jelly donut	1	crappy	
4942	Knob cake	0		
4943	Knob cake pan	0		
4944	jittery gray Knob batter	0		
4945	Knob frosting	0		
4946	unfrosted Knob cake	0		
4947	Cobb's Knob Menagerie key	0		
4948	GOTO	0		
4949	colloidal improved huge weremoose spit	0		Effect: "Swimming with Sharks", Effect Duration: 40
4950	unsweetened chilled extra-nitrogenated abominable blubber	0		Effect: "Shot in the Arse", Effect Duration: 22
4951	flimsy clipboard of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50
4952	double-oxidized spinning baggie of sugar	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Pervy Noodles", Effect Duration: 14
4953	avaricious inspector's whalebone corset	0		Item Drop: +15, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip
4954	oven mitts of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Single Equip
4955	bland blurry overcookie	3	decent	
4956	spoiled mirror philosopher's scone	4	crappy	
4957	extra-oxidized twirling maroon half-baked potion	0		Effect: "Seal Clubbing Frenzy", Effect Duration: 29
4958	up-at-dawn Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	0		Adventures: +5
4959	stale bite-sized Knob nuts	1	decent	
4960	mediocre gray Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	3	decent	
4961	Subject 37 file	0		
4962	fortified Sinatra's mysterious lapel pin	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Damage Absorption: +60, Single Equip
4963	state loom	0		Familiar Weight: +10
4964	pulsating Evilometer	0		
4965	Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire	0		Free Pull, Skill: "Summon Alice's Army Cards"
4966	Pack of Alice's Army Cards	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4967	Alice's Army Swordsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4968	Alice's Army Spearsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4969	Alice's Army Halberder	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4970	Alice's Army Guard	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4971	Alice's Army Wallman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4972	blinking Alice's Army Ninja	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4973	red Alice's Army Alchemist	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4974	Alice's Army Page	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4975	bouncing Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4976	tumbling Alice's Army Mad Bomber	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4977	twirling Alice's Army Nurse	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4978	olive Alice's Army Hammerman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4979	Alice's Army Bowman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4980	mirror yellow Alice's Army Lanceman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4981	Alice's Army Horseman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4982	Alice's Army Coward	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4983	Alice's Army Cleric	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4984	blinking Alice's Army Sniper	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4985	bouncing Alice's Army Dervish	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4986	bouncing blinking Alice's Army Martyr	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4987	Pack of Alice's Army Foil Cards	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4988	blue Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4989	blinking red Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4990	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4991	Alice's Army Foil Guard	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4992	Alice's Army Foil Wallman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4993	Alice's Army Foil Ninja	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4994	Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4995	jittery Alice's Army Foil Page	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4996	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4997	shaking Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4998	Alice's Army Foil Nurse	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4999	Alice's Army Foil Hammerman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5000	Alice's Army Foil Bowman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5001	Alice's Army Foil Lanceman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5002	Alice's Army Foil Horseman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5003	twirling Alice's Army Foil Coward	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5004	Alice's Army Foil Cleric	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5005	Alice's Army Foil Sniper	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5006	Alice's Army Foil Dervish	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5007	Alice's Army Foil Martyr	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5008	jittery Single Alice's Army Foil	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5009	blinking grievous card sleeve	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2011-03"
5010	evil eye	0		
5011	blurry Alice's Army Foil tattoo	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5012	Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5013	tiny decent wasabi pocky	1	good	Last Available: "2011-03"
5014	moldy miniature tumbling tobiko pocky	2	crappy	Last Available: "2011-03"
5015	flavorless natto pocky	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-03"
5016	acceptable lime green wasabi-infused sake	3	good	Last Available: "2011-03"
5017	bad practically non-alcoholic tobiko-infused sake	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-03"
5018	bad practically non-alcoholic fuchsia natto-infused sake	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-03"
5019	diffused extra-alkaline ghostly wasabi marble soda	0		Effect: "Night Vision", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2011-03"
5020	denatured tobiko marble soda	0		Effect: "Aries Rising", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2011-03"
5021	pressed narrow maroon natto marble soda	0		Effect: "Amorous Avarice", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2011-03"
5022	twirling Alice's Army booster box	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5023	polymerized maroon elderly jawbreaker	0		Effect: "Adrenaline Rush", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2020-09"
5024	perfectly mixed marshmallow flamb&eacute;	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-03"
5025	delicious fortified jittery cranberry schnapps	5	awesome	Last Available: "2011-03"
5026	mediocre extra-dry twirling breaded beer	5	decent	Last Available: "2011-03"
5027	artisanal soy cordial	3	super ultra mega EPIC	Last Available: "2011-03"
5028	banded experienced astral bludgeon of the early riser	0		Experience: +2, Damage Absorption: +100, Adventures: +7
5029	grievous strapping astral shield	0		Muscle: +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +50
5030	reassuring educational Rosewater's astral chapeau	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience: +1, Spooky Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 12"
5031	clever slick astral bracer of the detective	0		Moxie: +10, Maximum MP: +20, Item Drop: +20
5032	wobbly Sherlock's brawny astral longbow of the blizzard	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +25
5033	huge Oprah's therapeutic astral shorts of the brazier	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, cap 12"
5034	spinning jittery nippy manspreader's astral mace of the overflowing toilet	0		Monster Level: +10, Cold Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50
5035	chilly hale stylish astral trousers	0		Moxie: +25, Maximum HP: +20, Cold Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 12"
5036	pulsating gravedigger's astral ring of chilblains of terror	0		Cold Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
5037	spinning stanky vibrating shellacked astral statuette	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25
5038	blue wool brawny astral pistol of horror	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +1
5039	shaking chilly astral mask of the sweet-tooth	0		Cold Damage: +5, Candy Drop: +100
5040	blinking astral pet sweater	0		Familiar Weight: +10
5041	avaricious rosy-cheeked astral shirt of extreme caution	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Monster Level: -25, Meat Drop: +30
5042	toasty astral belt of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Hot Damage: +5
5043	diet decent astral hot dog	1	???	
5044	practically non-alcoholic drinkable upside-down astral pilsner	1	???	
5045	astral hot dog dinner	0		
5046	wobbly astral six-pack	0		
5047	yellow Clan shower	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-04"
5048	shard of double-ice	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5049	chaotic dangerous smartaleck's double-ice cap	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Weapon Damage: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 17", Last Available: "2011-04"
5050	blurry executive double-ice box of the pedagogue of Calamity Jane	0		Experience: +3, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Meat Drop: +40, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2011-04"
5051	twirling upside-down lion tamer's savvy double-ice britches of Gandalf	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Experience (familiar): +2, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 3xVolley, 3xLep, cap 17", Last Available: "2011-04"
5052	handful of numbers	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
5053	Lars the Cyberian	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5054	intriguing puzzle box	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5055	maroon obnoxious riddle	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5056	blue ghostly best joke ever	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5057	pressed ghostly Atomic Comic	0		Effect: "Prelude of Precision", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2011-04"
5058	alkaline mirror Red Pill	0		Effect: "Items Are Forever", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2011-04"
5059	skewed Skullhead's Screw	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5060	mysterious present	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5061	blurry boxing-glove-in-a-box	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5062	voodoo doll	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5063	the finger	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5064	huge Salsa de las Epocas	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5065	stale bouncing spaghetti con calaveras	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-04"
5066	s'more gun	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5067	half-sized bland popcorn	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-04"
5068	toothsome upside-down chaos popcorn	3	awesome	Last Available: "2011-04"
5069	smooth hole of the sewer of Flo-Jo	0		Moxie: +15, Stench Damage: +25, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2011-04"
5070	innuendo	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5071	low-calorie spoiled s'more	0	crappy	Last Available: "2011-04"
5072	diamond ring	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5073	mediocre wobbly Russian Ice	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-04"
5074	Jim Carey's clay ashtray	0		Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2011-05"
5075	wobbly narrow lanyard of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5076	huge healthy monster pants	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "3xVolley, 3xPotato, cap 17", Last Available: "2011-05"
5077	gray box of Pok&euml;mann band-aids	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5078	dry spinning Pok&euml;mann band-aid	0		Effect: "Moon-Eyed", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2011-05"
5079	squat frosty Van der Graaf helmet of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, cap 7", Last Available: "2011-05"
5080	flame-wreathed crutch	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-05"
5081	smartaleck's shock belt	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5082	chilled cold-filtered twirling fuchsia Okee-Dokee soda	0		Effect: "Strange Mental Acuity", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2011-05"
5083	Jack Frost's rubber band gun	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2011-05"
5084	upside-down pulsating Samson's pin-stripe slacks	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Familiar Effect: "6xSombrero, 2xPotato, cap 7", Last Available: "2011-05"
5085	cyan clever gloves	0		Maximum MP: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5086	anodized ghostly fuchsia correction fluid	0		Effect: "Patent Avarice", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2011-05"
5087	twirling Pok&euml;mann figurine: Porkachu of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5088	Pok&euml;mann figurine: Magikrap of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5089	lime green Da Vinci's Pok&euml;mann figurine: Vegemite	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5090	wholesome Pok&euml;mann figurine: Vermouth	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5091	blurry sinister Pok&euml;mann figurine: Smugleaf	0		Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5092	blinking Pok&euml;mann figurine: Twitter of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5093	Pok&euml;mann figurine: Bloodkip	0		Item Drop: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5094	mirror wholesome Pok&euml;mann figurine: Hoboking	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5095	Pok&euml;mann figurine: Duck of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5096	pulsating boxer's Pok&euml;mann figurine: Nothing	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5097	gray Pok&euml;mann figurine: Kagosan of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5098	wobbly Pok&euml;mann figurine: Galumpagump of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5099	Temple Grandin's Pok&euml;mann figurine: Shoggoth	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5100	double-paned Pok&euml;mann figurine: Frank	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5101	narrow Jack Frost's Pok&euml;mann figurine: Moog	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5102	liquefied triple-improved skewed willyweed	0		Effect: "Booze Goozles", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2011-05"
5103	boiled anodized Nuclear Blastball	0		Effect: "Chief Executive Optimism", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2011-05"
5104	cold-filtered blurry jittery fish juice box	0		Effect: "Human-Machine Hybrid", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2011-05"
5105	paint bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5106	hideous egg	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5107	acceptable Jeppson's Malort	4	good	Last Available: "2011-06"
5108	fistful of ashes	0		
5109	jittery smartaleck's stress ball	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Squeeze Stress Ball", Last Available: "2011-05"
5110	blurry Li'l Businessman Kit	0		Meat Drop: +5, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2011-05"
5111	twirling greasy Ultracolor&trade; shirt	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-05"
5112	jittery My Own Pen Pal kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
5113	spinning upside-down bouncing packet of orchid seeds	0		
5114	stomp box	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
5115	hedge trimmers	0		
5116	A. W. O. L. commendation	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5117	reconstituted crow	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5118	ghostly olive bird brain	0		
5119	busted wings	0		
5120	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5121	cool Admiral's hat of wisdom of Gandalf	0		Mysticality: +15, Moxie: +5, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2011-05"
5122	huge censurious Van der Graaf Rosewater's aviator's cap	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Sleaze Resistance: +3, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-05"
5123	Lo Pan's mirrored aviator shades of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5124	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	0		Skill: "Natural Born Skeleton Killer", Last Available: "2011-05"
5125	shaking Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5126	spinning Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5127	pulsating Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5128	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5129	cyan Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5130	cyan Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5131	tarnished extra-activated pulsating Ultrasoldier Serum	0		Effect: "Lemony Goodness", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2011-06"
5132	gigantic stale shaking elven hardtack	7	decent	Last Available: "2011-06"
5133	hand-crafted watered-down elven squeeze	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-06"
5134	lunar isotope	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5135	twirling green bouncing E.M.U. joystick	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5136	E.M.U. rocket thrusters	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5137	E.M.U. helmet	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5138	E.M.U. harness	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5139	shaking carton of astral energy drinks	0		
5140	dried spinning astral energy drink	1		
5141	pulsating blurry Thwaitgold bee statuette	0		
5142	moon unit	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5143	E.M.U. Unit	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5144	handful of honey	0		
5145	concentrated super-magnetized tumbling honeypot	0		Effect: "The Solution", Effect Duration: 20
5146	bland miniature twirling green wild honey pie	2	decent	
5147	perfectly mixed blurry honey mead	3	EPIC	
5148	electrified banded baleful honey dipper	0		Spell Damage: +25, Damage Absorption: +100, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
5149	fuchsia Usain Bolt's studded honeybritches of mayonnaise	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 2xGhuol, cap 43"
5150	supercharged curative educational honeycap	0		Experience: +1, Maximum MP Percent: +30, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 43"
5151	cyan savvy Moonthril Circlet	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-06"
5152	greasy Moonthril Greaves	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "cap 25", Last Available: "2011-06"
5153	medical-grade Moonthril Flamberge	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2011-06"
5154	wobbly careful Moonthril Longbow	0		Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2011-06"
5155	skewed grievous Moonthril Cuirass	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-06"
5156	Jim Carey's plush alielf	0		Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2011-06"
5157	activated Comet Drop	0		Effect: "Human-Horror Hybrid", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2020-09"
5158	Socratic plush dogcat	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Last Available: "2011-06"
5159	tumbling sharpshooter's plush hamsterpus	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2011-06"
5160	plush ferrelf of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Last Available: "2011-06"
5161	scorching plush alien hamsterpus	0		Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-06"
5162	Jack Frost's plush mutated alielf	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2011-06"
5163	narrow crafty occult plush mutated alielephant	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2011-06"
5164	yellow mysterious chest	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-06"
5165	pulsating stiffened girl	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Last Available: "2011-06"
5166	top hat and cane	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5167	shaking purple synthetic dog hair pill	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5168	squat mirror distention pill	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5169	elven medi-pack	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5170	non-Vulcanized blinking transporter transponder	0		Effect: "So Fresh and So Clean", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2011-06"
5171	Map to Safety Shelter Ronald Prime	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5172	bouncing Map to Safety Shelter Grimace Prime	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5173	elven magi-pack	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5174	weak delicious Saison du Lune	2	awesome	Last Available: "2011-06"
5175	smooth mirror Moonthril Schnapps	3	awesome	Last Available: "2011-06"
5176	distilled perfectly mixed Wrecked Generator	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-06"
5177	yummy miniature blue Spaghetti with Moonballs	2	awesome	Last Available: "2011-06"
5178	decent Crepes a la Lune	4	good	Last Available: "2011-06"
5179	flavorless shaking teal Moon Pie	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-06"
5180	magnetized wobbly Comet Pop	0		Effect: "Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2011-06"
5181	activated Vulcanized mirror Flan in the Moon	0		Effect: "Trash-Wrapped", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2011-06"
5182	tarnished triple-diffused 1/6th Pound Cake	0		Effect: "Coy to the Hurled", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2011-06"
5183	Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5184	Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5185	purple Mint-in-box Moonthril Cuirass	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5186	huge Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5187	huge Mint-in-box Moonthril Longbow	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5188	adjusted improved blinking honey stick	0		Effect: "Trufflin'", Effect Duration: 46
5189	dry double-ice gum	0		Effect: "Sweet Tooth", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2011-04"
5190	squat MacGyver's sinister Operation Patriot Shield of temperance	0		Spell Damage: +10, Maximum MP: +100, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Shield", Last Available: "2011-07", Variable
5191	squirming egg sac	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5192	anodized Vulcanized huge corrupted data	0		Effect: "For Your Brain Only", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2011-06"
5193	11-inch knob sausage	0		
5194	purple upside-down ghostly exorcised sandwich	0		
5195	Banfoy's Boutique Order Form	0		Last Available: "2011-07"
5196	asbestos-lined Great S-Cape	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-07"
5197	Marvelous Unitard of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-07"
5198	twisted blinking gooey paste	1	crappy	Last Available: "2011-08"
5199	powdered pulsating beastly paste	1	crappy	Effect: "Deep-Seated Rage", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2011-08"
5200	twisted twirling paste	1	decent	Effect: "Piratey Flavor", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2011-08"
5201	powdered ectoplasmic paste	1	decent	Effect: "Human-Goblin Hybrid", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2011-08"
5202	compressed narrow greasy paste	1	decent	Effect: "Moose Wisdom", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2011-08"
5203	boiled upside-down bug paste	1	good	Effect: "Fishy Fortification", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2011-08"
5204	dehydrated hippy paste	1	crappy	Effect: "Eagle Eyes", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2011-08"
5205	altered tumbling orc paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5206	mixed tumbling blinking demonic paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5207	vaporized tumbling indescribably horrible paste	1	awesome	Effect: "Rave Concentration", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2011-08"
5208	pickled ghostly paste	1	awesome	Last Available: "2011-08"
5209	powdered goblin paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5210	powdered shaking pirate paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5211	pickled huge twirling chlorophyll paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5212	vaporized twirling cyan paste	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-08"
5213	altered shaking Mer-kin paste	1	awesome	Effect: "Human-Hippy Hybrid", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2011-08"
5214	mixed blue slimy paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5215	altered tumbling penguin paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5216	dried elemental paste	1	EPIC	Effect: "It's Soporiffic!", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2011-08"
5217	powdered bouncing narrow cosmic paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5218	powdered hobo paste	1	decent	Effect: "Turkey-Agitated", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2011-08"
5219	denatured pulsating Crimbo paste	1	crappy	Effect: "Ticking Clock", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2011-08"
5220	jittery Teachings of the Fist	0		
5221	green narrow fat loot token	0		No Pull
5222	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	0		
5223	lime green Tome of Clip Art	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-09", Skill: "Summon Clip Art"
5224	stale jittery Ur-Donut	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5225	The Bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5226	box of Familiar Jacks	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5227	acceptable bucket of wine	3	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5228	delicious wobbly ultrafondue	3	awesome	Last Available: "2011-09"
5229	huge unbearable light	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5230	snowflake	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5231	bouncing teal crystal skull	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5232	jittery borrowed time	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5233	maroon box of hammers	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5234	teal shining halo of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5235	brawny furry halo	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5236	spinning sharpshooter's frosty halo	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5237	personal trainer's time halo	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5238	lousy Lumineux Limnio	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5239	mediocre blinking Morto Moreto	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5240	hand-crafted watered-down Temps Tempranillo	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-09"
5241	perfectly mixed upside-down Bordeaux Marteaux	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-09"
5242	drinkable Fromage Pinotage	3	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5243	bad twirling wobbly Beignet Milgranet	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5244	perfectly mixed weak Muschat	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-09"
5245	rotten cool jelly donut	4	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5246	moldy skewed mirror shrapnel jelly donut	4	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5247	adequate jittery occult jelly donut	4	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5248	adequate thyme jelly donut	3	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5249	rotten danish	4	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5250	half-sized flavorless smashed danish	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5251	snack-sized toothsome fuchsia forbidden danish	2	awesome	Last Available: "2011-09"
5252	low-calorie spoiled cool cat claw	1	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5253	tasty snack-sized blunt cat claw	2	awesome	Last Available: "2011-09"
5254	bland special jittery shadowy cat claw	3	decent	Effect: "Super Structure", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2011-09"
5255	stale cheezburger	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5256	adequate upside-down toasted brie	4	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5257	non-ionized potion of the field gar	0		Effect: "Your Favorite Flavor", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2011-09"
5258	Vulcanized blurry narrow too legit potion	0		Effect: "Top Dog", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2011-09"
5259	ionized Bright Water	0		Effect: "Elemental Mastery", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2011-09"
5260	colloidal fuchsia cold-filtered water	0		Effect: "Heart of Orange", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2011-09"
5261	frozen spinning narrow graveyard snowglobe	0		Effect: "Strong Spirit", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2011-09"
5262	concentrated anodized blue cool cat elixir	0		Effect: "Hardened Fabric", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2011-09"
5263	adjusted colloidal boiled potion of the captain's hammer	0		Effect: "In the Saucestream", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2011-09"
5264	liquefied ionized jittery potion of X-ray vision	0		Effect: "Tingly Elbows", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2011-09"
5265	super-modified mirror potion of the litterbox	0		Effect: "Tingly Biceps", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2011-09"
5266	galvanized flattened potion of animal rage	0		Effect: "Human-Hippy Hybrid", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2011-09"
5267	galvanized potion of punctual companionship	0		Effect: "All Is Forgiven", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2011-09"
5268	holy bomb, batman	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5269	bobcat grenade	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5270	shaking chocolate frosted sugar bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5271	narrow broken glass grenade	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5272	noxious gas grenade	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5273	skull with a fuse in it	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5274	boozebomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5275	arcane researcher's hammerus	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Last Available: "2011-09"
5276	twirling stanky blunt icepick	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-09"
5277	padded fluorescent lightbulb	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Last Available: "2011-09"
5278	personal trainer's blammer of the overflowing toilet	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2011-09"
5279	yellow Tesla clock-cleaning hammer	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2011-09"
5280	gray 4:20 bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5281	stiffened broken clock	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Last Available: "2011-09"
5282	weightlifter's dethklok	0		Muscle: +15, Last Available: "2011-09"
5283	Van der Graaf glacial clock	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2011-09"
5284	Gygaxian Libram	0		Last Available: "2011-09", Skill: "Summon Dice"
5285	d4	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5286	d6	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5287	d8	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5288	d10	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5289	blue d12	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5290	blurry d20	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5291	wobbly upside-down generic healing potion	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5292	cyan generic mana potion	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5293	skewed generic restorative potion	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5294	kobold treasure hoard	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5295	newborn kobold	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5296	huge slightly thicker filthy rags	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-09"
5297	yellow dungeon dragon chest	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5298	bland phish stick	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5299	lion tamer's hale Da Vinci's plastic vampire fangs	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Maximum HP: +20, Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Feed", Last Available: "2011-10"
5300	upside-down blurry Interview With You (a Vampire)	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5301	Make-Your-Own-Vampire-Fangs kit	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5302	your own heart	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5303	stylish Sword of the Brouhaha Prince	0		Moxie: +25, Last Available: "2011-10"
5304	miser's supercool brainy Chalice of the Malkovich Prince	0		Mysticality: +5, Moxie Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2011-10"
5305	Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2011-10"
5306	prompt Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince	0		Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2011-10"
5307	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5308	skewed ghost trap	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5309	upside-down chainsaw chain	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5310	shotgun shell	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5311	funhouse mirror	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5312	enhanced magnetized twirling ghostly body paint	0		Effect: "Polar Express", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2011-10"
5313	magnetized necrotizing body spray	0		Effect: "Familial Ties", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2011-10"
5314	super-colloidal red bite-me-red lipstick	0		Effect: "Heart of White", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2011-10"
5315	vacuum-sealed pickled pulsating whisker pencil	0		Effect: "Fungal Flamb&eacute;", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2011-10"
5316	quadruple-altered press-on ribs	0		Effect: "Patience of the Tortoise", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2011-10"
5317	improved Rattlin' Chains	0		Effect: "'Roids of the Rhinoceros", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2011-10"
5318	flattened colloidal Gummy Brains	0		Effect: "Ooh, Bitter!", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2011-10"
5319	cold-filtered adjusted blurry Blood 'n' Plenty	0		Effect: "Slightly Larger Than Usual", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2011-10"
5320	quantum polymerized huge red Lobos Mints	0		Effect: "Swimming with Sharks", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2011-10"
5321	galvanized irradiated ghostly olive Sweet Sword	0		Effect: "Aquarius Rising", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2011-10"
5322	drinkable weak Ecto-Cooler	2	good	Last Available: "2011-10"
5323	practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-10"
5324	drinkable olive Blood Light	4	good	Last Available: "2011-10"
5325	watered-down lousy Silver Bullet beer	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-10"
5326	strong bad jittery Bone's Farm &quot;wine&quot;	5	decent	Last Available: "2011-10"
5327	mirror upside-down ghost protocol	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5328	nitrogenated pickled sorority brain	0		Effect: "Old Time Hydration", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2011-10"
5329	aerosolized Nightstalker perfume	0		Effect: "Tingling Feeling", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2011-10"
5330	chilled tumbling drum of pomade	0		Effect: "Mucilaginous Muscle", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2011-10"
5331	throwing bone	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5332	wholesome extra-see-thru nightie	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2011-10"
5333	knitted thinker's BRAINS shorts	0		Mysticality: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1.5xGhuol", Last Available: "2011-10"
5334	blue wool Mesmereyes&trade; contact lenses	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-10"
5335	scrunchie of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-10"
5336	scandalous extremely skinny jeans of the cheetah	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy", Last Available: "2011-10"
5337	yellow The Necbromancer's Hat of the cougar of James Dean	0		Moxie: +20, Experience (Moxie): +3, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr", Last Available: "2011-10"
5338	yellow chilly supercharged grievous The Necbromancer's Stein	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2011-10"
5339	The Necbromancer's Shorts of Leguizamo of mayonnaise of the sweet-tooth	0		Monster Level: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xGhuol", Last Available: "2011-10"
5340	squat The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff of Tarzan of the sewer of temperance	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Stench Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2011-10"
5341	ghostly The Necbronomicon	0		Skill: "Summon &quot;Boner Battalion&quot;", Last Available: "2011-10"
5342	tolerable The Cooler Out of Space	4	good	Last Available: "2011-10"
5343	The Necbronomicon (used)	0		Skill: "Summon &quot;Boner Battalion&quot;", Last Available: "2011-10"
5344	sorority girl's box	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5345	nitrogenated nitrogenated Necbro wafers	0		Effect: "Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2020-09"
5346	death blossom	0		
5347	maroon A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used)	0		Skill: "Holiday Weight Gain", Last Available: "2009-12"
5348	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)	0		Skill: "Jingle Bells", Last Available: "2009-12"
5349	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)	0		Skill: "Candyblast", Last Available: "2009-12"
5350	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used)	0		Skill: "Surge of Icing", Last Available: "2009-12"
5351	blinking A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)	0		Skill: "Stealth Mistletoe", Last Available: "2009-12"
5352	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)	0		Skill: "Cringle's Curative Carol", Last Available: "2009-12"
5353	jar of oil	0		
5354	mirror The Art of Slapfighting (used)	0		Class: "Seal Clubber", Skill: "Iron Palm Technique", Last Available: "2010-06"
5355	Uncle Romulus (used)	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer", Skill: "Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin", Last Available: "2010-03"
5356	skewed A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Skill: "Stringozzi Serpent", Last Available: "2010-04"
5357	Zu Mannk&auml;se Dienen (used)	0		Class: "Sauceror", Skill: "K&auml;seso&szlig;esturm", Last Available: "2010-01"
5358	Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)	0		Class: "Disco Bandit", Skill: "Kung Fu Hustler", Last Available: "2011-01"
5359	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)	0		Class: "Accordion Thief", Skill: "Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration", Last Available: "2010-02"
5360	blinking Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)	0		Skill: "Toynado", Last Available: "2010-12"
5361	skewed The Joy of Wassailing (used)	0		Skill: "Wassail", Last Available: "2010-12"
5362	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	0		Skill: "Fashionably Late", Last Available: "2011-01"
5363	huge CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	0		Skill: "Executive Narcolepsy", Last Available: "2011-01"
5364	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	0		Skill: "Lunch Break", Last Available: "2011-01"
5365	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	0		Skill: "Offensive Joke", Last Available: "2011-01"
5366	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	0		Skill: "Managerial Manipulation", Last Available: "2011-01"
5367	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded)	0		Skill: "Natural Born Skeleton Killer", Last Available: "2011-05"
5368	upside-down Ellsbury's journal (used)	0		Skill: "Unaccompanied Miner", Last Available: "2010-09"
5369	blinking strapping KoL Con 8-Bit power bracelet	0		Muscle: +5, Last Available: "2011-09"
5370	boiler	0		
5371	stuffed-shirt scarecrow	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-11"
5372	green sinister plastic trollipop	0		Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-12"
5373	blinking rosy-cheeked plastic Fudge Wizard	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2011-12"
5374	twirling scorching plastic abominable fudgeman	0		Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-12"
5375	supercool plastic colollilossus	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Last Available: "2011-12"
5376	extremely unsafe grievous plastic Big Candy	0		Weapon Damage Percent: 150, Last Available: "2011-12"
5377	blurry The Groose in the Hoose	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12"
5378	spruce juice	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5379	powdered red groose grease	1	good	Last Available: "2012-12"
5380	lollipop stick	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5381	bananagate	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5382	pearidot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5383	tourmalime	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5384	kumquartz	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5385	tumbling strawberyl	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5386	Usain Bolt's ridiculous belt	0		Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2011-11"
5387	veiny ridiculous earring	0		Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2011-11"
5388	bouncing careful ridiculous sunglasses	0		Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2011-11"
5389	delicious ridiculous sandwich	3	awesome	Last Available: "2011-11"
5390	perfectly mixed spinning ridiculous cocktail	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-11"
5391	ruddy zombie monkey necklace of chilblains	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Cold Damage: +25
5392	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	0		
5393	scrap of paper	0		
5394	sandpaper	0		
5395	bouncing peppermint sprout	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5396	tarnished electrified red jittery peppermint twist	0		Effect: "Impregnabili Tea", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2011-11"
5397	low-calorie fancy flavorless wobbly peppermint patty	1	decent	Effect: "Shortened", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2011-11"
5398	pulsating peppermint crook	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5399	skewed peppermint rhino baby	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5400	candy cane candygram	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
5401	squat peppermint parasol	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5402	Sinatra's candy cane	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
5403	spinning Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5404	Peppermint Pip Packet	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5405	narrow zippy friendly banded cane-mail shirt	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Familiar Weight: +3, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2011-12"
5406	Oprah's cane-mail pants of courage of the cheetah	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Spooky Resistance: +3, Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-12"
5407	perfectly mixed squat lime green Vodka Matryoshka	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-12"
5408	bad extra-dry Gin Mint	5	decent	Last Available: "2011-12"
5409	watered-down tolerable spinning Tequiz Navidad	2	good	Last Available: "2011-12"
5410	strong aged Mint Yulep	5	awesome	Last Available: "2011-12"
5411	acceptable weak Crimbojito	2	good	Last Available: "2011-12"
5412	drinkable weak yellow Sangria de Menthe	2	good	Last Available: "2011-12"
5413	upside-down candycaine powder	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
5414	licorice boa	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
5415	electrified licorice root	0		Effect: "Carrion' On", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2011-12"
5416	pickled corrupted banana supersucker	0		Effect: "Rampage!", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2011-11"
5417	liquefied pear supersucker	0		Effect: "Healthy Green Glow", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2011-11"
5418	dry lime supersucker	0		Effect: "Astral Shell", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2011-11"
5419	polarized kumquat supersucker	0		Effect: "Blackberry Politeness", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2011-11"
5420	liquefied non-magnetized cyan shaking strawberry supersucker	0		Effect: "Beta Carotene Overdose", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2011-11"
5421	beefcake's bananarama bangle	0		Muscle: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5422	pair of pearidot earrings of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5423	skewed reassuring tourmalime tourniquet	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5424	wholesome kumquartz ring	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5425	skewed quilted strawberyl necklace	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5426	twirling Tesla sucker bucket of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2011-11"
5427	wicked sucker hakama	0		Spell Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "afk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-11"
5428	studded sucker kabuto	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Familiar Effect: "Atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-11"
5429	pulsating sucker tachi of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2011-11"
5430	sucker scaffold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5431	cinnamon troll doll	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5432	bouncing mirror grape troll doll	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5433	raspberry troll doll	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5434	wobbly DNOTC Box	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
5435	olive jittery fudgecule	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5436	anodized fudge lily	0		Effect: "World's Shortest Giant", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2011-11"
5437	lime green superheated fudge	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5438	diffused flattened spinning shaking fluid of fudge-finding	0		Effect: "Liquid Courage", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2011-11"
5439	fudgepuck	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5440	moldy special fudgesicle	4	crappy	Effect: "Balls of Ectoplasm", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2011-11"
5441	yellow wand of fudge control	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5442	tumbling The Kloop in the Coop	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12"
5443	upside-down huge miniscule beatbox	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5444	liquefied activated devilish folio	0		Effect: "Void Between the Stars", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2012-12"
5445	clumsiness bark	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5446	jar full of wind	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5447	wobbly dangerous jerkcicle	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5448	furious stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5449	wobbly vanity stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5450	lecherous stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5451	twirling twirling jealousy stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5452	avarice stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5453	gluttonous stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5454	upside-down gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5455	red gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5456	gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5457	vacuum-sealed Fudgie Roll	0		Effect: "Voracious Gorging", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2011-11"
5458	flavorless fudge bunny	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-11"
5459	tumbling fudge spork	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5460	red groovy fudgecycle of terror	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5461	fudge cube	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5462	huge blank fudge mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5463	gray Libram of Resolutions	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-01", Skill: "Summon Resolutions"
5464	pickled resolution: be wealthier	0		Effect: "Demonic Taint", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2012-01"
5465	colloidal tarnished resolution: be happier	0		Effect: "Trufflin'", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2012-01"
5466	concentrated denatured teal resolution: be stronger	0		Effect: "Certainty", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2012-01"
5467	adjusted super-pickled cyan resolution: be smarter	0		Effect: "Thicker, Sicker", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2012-01"
5468	warmed resolution: be sexier	0		Effect: "Super Skill", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2012-01"
5469	activated modified chilled resolution: be feistier	0		Effect: "Stickler for Promptness", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2012-01"
5470	altered resolution: be kinder	0		Effect: "Power Ballad of the Arrowsmith", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2012-01"
5471	pressed ionized spinning resolution: be more adventurous	0		Effect: "Fustulent", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2012-01"
5472	quantum tumbling wobbly resolution: be luckier	0		Effect: "X-Ray Vision", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2012-01"
5473	gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5474	gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5475	jittery gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5476	vacuum-sealed gummi salamander	0		Effect: "Sweet Tooth", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2011-11"
5477	modified anodized gummi snake	0		Effect: "Oily Flavor", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2011-11"
5478	quadruple-ionized gummi canary	0		Effect: "Cat Class, Cat Style", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2011-11"
5479	decent fancy gummi bear	4	good	Effect: "Winning Smile", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2011-11"
5480	super-sized bland gummi bear	5	decent	Last Available: "2011-11"
5481	thick adequate gummi bear	5	good	Last Available: "2011-11"
5482	adequate drunki-bear	3	good	Last Available: "2011-11"
5483	adequate low-calorie drunki-bear	1	good	Last Available: "2011-11"
5484	decent drunki-bear	4	good	Last Available: "2011-11"
5485	gummi bowtie of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-11"
5486	studded fudge pocket square	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Last Available: "2011-11"
5487	red fireproof lollipop cufflinks	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2011-11"
5488	trilobite fossil	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5489	shaking ammonite fossil	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5490	belemnite fossil	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5491	shaking purple trilobite candy mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5492	ammonite candy mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5493	squat yellow belemnite candy mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5494	boiled pressed ghostly gummi trilobite	0		Effect: "Over-Familiar With Dactyls", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2011-11"
5495	anodized cyan gummi ammonite	0		Effect: "Ooh, Sour!", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2011-11"
5496	concentrated flattened cyan gummi belemnite	0		Effect: "Dirty Pear", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2011-11"
5497	all-year sucker	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5498	heart of dark chocolate	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5499	upside-down Samson's Big Candy's tophat of Calamity Jane	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-11"
5500	Fuzzby	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-11"
5501	skewed fuchsia Jackass Plumber home game	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5502	Trivial Avocations board game	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5503	jittery mirror Tickle-Me Emilio	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5504	blessed box	0		
5505	pack of pogs	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5506	jumbo stale jerky coins	5	decent	Last Available: "2011-11"
5507	drinkable Go-Wassail	4	good	Last Available: "2011-11"
5508	quadruple-oxidized pulsating twirling Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	0		Effect: "Almost Cool", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2011-11"
5509	wet oxidized triple-liquefied purple bottle of bubbles	0		Effect: "Hustlin'", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2011-11"
5510	electrified vacuum-sealed yellow wind-up meatcar	0		Effect: "Penguinny Flavor", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2011-11"
5511	Trivial Avocations Card: What?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5512	bouncing Trivial Avocations Card: When?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5513	Trivial Avocations Card: Who?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5514	Trivial Avocations Card: Where?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5515	pog #01 (spider)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5516	olive pog #02 (Knob goblin)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5517	bouncing shaking pog #03 (warwelf)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5518	pog #04 (skleleton)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5519	maroon pog #05 (ninja snowman)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5520	pog #06 (filthy hippy)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5521	pog #07 (orcish frat boy)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5522	skewed pog #08 (hellion)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5523	pog #09 (pirate)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5524	pog #10 (hobo)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5525	twirling pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5526	liquefied Atomic Pop	0		Effect: "Sweet Taste", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2020-09"
5527	do-rag	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-11"
5528	mirror whimpering willow bark	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5529	half-sized yummy berries of suffering	2	awesome	Last Available: "2012-12"
5530	warmed baobab sap	0		Effect: "Muscularrr", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2012-12"
5531	cup of hickory chicory	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5532	magnolia blossom	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5533	energized bouncing Mortimer's nostrum	0		Effect: "Don't Rest Ye, Bold Adventurer", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2012-12"
5534	drinkable Barulio's bottle	3	good	Last Available: "2012-12"
5535	pickled Vulcanized moist lime green Marvin's marvelous pill	0		Effect: "Ocelot Eyes", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2012-12"
5536	Winifred's whistle	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5537	skewed prose pen	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5538	half-empty carton of milk	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5539	glass of warm water	0		Free Pull
5540	denatured desktop zen garden	0		Effect: "Oh Snap", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2012-12"
5541	huge Vivian's Vitamin	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5542	pink-belly slapper	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5543	wicked Da Vinci's Leapin' Trousers	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spell Damage: +5
5544	smooth triple-distilled eggnog	8	awesome	Last Available: "2012-12"
5545	flavorless tiny hamhock	1	decent	Last Available: "2012-12"
5546	The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants	0		Skill: "Torment Plant", Last Available: "2012-12"
5547	mirror mirror Clancy's sackbut	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5548	Ghost Pinching Quarterly	0		Skill: "Pinch Ghost", Last Available: "2012-12"
5549	blue Clancy's crumhorn	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5550	mirror The Snitch's Manifesto	0		Skill: "Tattle", Last Available: "2012-12"
5551	Clancy's lute	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5552	bouncing Sherlock's Trusty	0		Item Drop: +25
5553	tumbling spinning can of Rain-Doh	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5554	empty Rain-Doh can	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5555	deionized ionized spinning fireclutch	0		Effect: "Three Days Slow", Effect Duration: 48
5556	fuchsia shaking rock-hard Rain-Doh wings of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Damage Reduction: 5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2012-02"
5557	Rain-Doh agent	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5558	purple frightening Socratic Rain-Doh laser gun	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spooky Damage: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2012-02"
5559	squat reassuring Rain-Doh lantern of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +1, Softcore Only, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Stench", Last Available: "2012-02"
5560	Rain-Doh balls	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5561	Rain-Doh indigo cup	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5562	narrow razor-sharp Rain-Doh violet bo of the empath	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2012-02"
5563	Rain-Doh box	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5564	pulsating Rain-Doh box full of monster	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5565	adequate PB&BP	3	good	
5566	rotten red spinning club sandwich	4	crappy	
5567	stale gray corned-beef Reuben	4	decent	
5568	frayed ninja rope	0		
5569	wobbly dull ninja crampons	0		
5570	loose ninja carabiner	0		
5571	Groar's fur	0		
5572	ghostly Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	0		
5573	smooth squat Drac & Tan	3	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5574	hand-crafted triple-distilled Transylvania Sling	8	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5575	acceptable strong huge Shot of the Living Dead	5	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5576	aged Buttery Knob	4	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5577	weak artisanal Slippery Knob	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5578	smooth strong Flaming Knob	5	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5579	artisanal Grasshopper	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5580	perfectly mixed Locust	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5581	hand-crafted Plague of Locusts	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5582	weak mediocre Red Dwarf	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5583	aged spirit-forward Golden Mean	5	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5584	tolerable irresponsibly strong bouncing Green Giant	9	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5585	lousy weak shaking Aye Aye	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5586	acceptable special narrow Aye Aye, Captain	3	good	Effect: "Hot Buttoned", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2012-03"
5587	drinkable Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	4	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5588	hand-crafted huge Humanitini	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5589	weak mediocre twirling More Humanitini than Humanitini	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5590	mediocre spirit-forward Oh, the Humanitini	5	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5591	drinkable Great Older Fashioned	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5592	fancy extra-dry bad spinning Fuzzy Tentacle	5	decent	Effect: "Bread-Lined", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2012-03"
5593	artisanal mirror Crazymaker	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5594	delicious Zoodriver	4	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5595	watered-down acceptable Sloe Comfortable Zoo	2	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5596	lousy weak special Sloe Comfortable Zoo on Fire	2	decent	Effect: "Tasting the Rainbow", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2012-03"
5597	watered-down mediocre Suffering Sinner	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5598	artisanal blurry Suppurating Sinner	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5599	drinkable extra-dry pulsating Sizzling Sinner	5	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5600	weak delicious Firewater	2	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5601	bad Earth and Firewater	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5602	lousy triple-distilled Earth, Wind and Firewater	6	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5603	hand-crafted Slimosa	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5604	acceptable enchanted Extra-slimy Slimosa	3	good	Effect: "Sharpened Sweet Tooth", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2012-03"
5605	lousy practically non-alcoholic Slimebite	1	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5606	extra-dry aged Cement Mixer	5	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5607	perfectly mixed jittery Jackhammer	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5608	bad practically non-alcoholic Dump Truck	1	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5609	acceptable Fauna Libre	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5610	mediocre Chakra Libre	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5611	tolerable weak Aura Libre	2	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5612	drinkable Sazerorc	4	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5613	mediocre enchanted Sazuruk-hai	3	decent	Effect: "Blood-Gorged", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2012-03"
5614	perfectly mixed triple-distilled Flaming Sazerorc	6	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5615	weak bad Green Velvet	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5616	lousy Green Muslin	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5617	fortified bad Green Burlap	5	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5618	tolerable ghostly Mohobo	4	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5619	lousy skewed Moonshine Mohobo	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5620	aged Flaming Mohobo	4	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5621	perfectly mixed Drunken Philosopher	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5622	tolerable Drunken Neurologist	4	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5623	enchanted extra-dry lousy Drunken Astrophysicist	5	decent	Effect: "Uncaged Power", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2012-03"
5624	mediocre Dark & Starry	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5625	acceptable Black Hole	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5626	artisanal distilled Event Horizon	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5627	lousy spirit-forward Herring Daiquiri	5	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5628	distilled delicious upside-down Herring Wallbanger	5	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5629	enchanted artisanal Herringtini	4	EPIC	Effect: "Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2012-03"
5630	delicious Lollipop Drop	3	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5631	artisanal distilled Candy Alexander	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5632	artisanal ghostly narrow Candicaine	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5633	weak lousy Caipiranha	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5634	mediocre jittery Flying Caipiranha	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5635	tolerable weak Flaming Caipiranha	2	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5636	practically non-alcoholic tolerable Punchplanter	1	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5637	tolerable special Doublepunchplanter	3	good	Effect: "Mushroom Samba", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2012-03"
5638	bad Haymaker	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5639	Small Medium	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-03"
5640	crystal decanter	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-03"
5641	flavorless gigantic fungus	7	decent	
5642	poisoned dart	0		
5643	super-polarized stone wool	0		Effect: "Army of One", Effect Duration: 14
5644	stones	0		
5645	squat the Nostril of the Serpent	0		
5646	blurry calendar fragment	0		
5647	greedy calendar	0		Meat Drop: +20
5648	healthy studded Boris's Helm	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Familiar Effect: "atk, MP regen, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-04", Minstrel Level: +1, Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Boris)]
5649	blinking squat Van der Graaf rock-hard staph of homophones	0		Damage Reduction: 5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Alters Page Text
5650	Annie Oakley's hardy Boris's Helm (askew) of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Maximum HP: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Familiar Effect: "atk, MP regen, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-04", Minstrel Level: +1, Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Boris)]
5651	mime soul fragment	0		Last Available: "2012-04"
5652	shaking twirling Monster Manuel	0		Free Pull
5653	key-o-tron	0		
5654	delicious enchanted wobbly nailswurst	3	awesome	Effect: "Simulation Stimulation", Effect Duration: 5
5655	hand-crafted weak upside-down used beer	2	EPIC	
5656	squat Huggler Radio	0		Free Pull
5657	fettucini &eacute;pines Inconnu recipe	0		Recipe: "fettucini &eacute;pines Inconnu"
5658	slap and slap again recipe	0		Recipe: "slap and slap again"
5659	brainy insulting hat	0		Mysticality: +5, Familiar Effect: "cap 2"
5660	frightening offensive moustache	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip
5661	resourceful hairshirt	0		Maximum MP: +50
5662	pulsating Olympic-sized Clan crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-05"
5663	microwave	0		Free Pull
5664	pulsating pony keg	0		Free Pull
5665	How to Tolerate Jerks	0		Skill: "Thick-Skinned"
5666	fuchsia How to Hold a Grudge	0		Skill: "Chip on your Shoulder"
5667	puppet strings	0		Free Pull
5668	shaking skewed bagged &quot;L&quot;	0		
5669	blurry club	0		
5670	adequate fettucini &eacute;pines Inconnu	3	good	
5671	watered-down hand-crafted slap and slap again	2	EPIC	
5672	gunpowder burrito	2	good	
5673	beery blood	2	good	
5674	narrow &quot;L&quot;	0		
5675	modified watered-down Red Minotaur	1		Effect: "Winklered", Effect Duration: 20
5676	green pool torpedo	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5677	twirling quilted Ze&trade; goggles	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Familiar Effect: "Atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2012-05"
5678	cyan soggy used band-aid	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5679	lard-coated hardy stylish swimsuit	0		Maximum HP: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 10", Last Available: "2012-05"
5680	lost key	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5681	flavorless P.B.L.T.	4	decent	
5682	lime green note from Clancy	0		Skill: "Request Sandwich"
5683	BURT	0		
5684	handful of juicy garbage	0		
5685	bugbear communicator badge	0		
5686	teal quantum nanopolymer spider web	0		
5687	yellow jittery bugbear autopsy tweezers	0		
5688	smartaleck's UV monocular	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Single Equip
5689	drone self-destruct chip	0		
5690	Jeff Goldblum larva	0		
5691	pacification grenade	0		
5692	vibrating quantum disintegrator pistol	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10
5693	brawny phase-tuned shield generator belt	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Single Equip
5694	jittery Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	0		
5695	narrow rosy-cheeked bugbear detector	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Single Equip
5696	purple bugbear purification pill	0		
5697	1 Meat	0		
5698	personal trainer's The Lost Glasses of temperance	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip
5699	The Lost Pill Bottle	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5700	The Lost Comb	0		
5701	Moping Artistic Goth Kid	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-06"
5702	mannequin	0		Familiar Weight: +5
5703	mirror crayon shavings	0		Last Available: "2012-06"
5704	wobbly wax bugbear	0		Last Available: "2012-06"
5705	spinning lightning-fast quilted wax hat	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy", Last Available: "2012-06"
5706	teal padded wax pants of incineration	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 12", Last Available: "2012-06"
5707	FDKOL commendation	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5708	super-polymerized lime green drop of water-37	0		Effect: "Super-Mega-Charged", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2012-07"
5709	fireproof fireman's helmet of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "cold atk", Last Available: "2012-07"
5712	wobbly stiffened fire axe	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Last Available: "2012-07"
5713	ghostly upside-down nippy resourceful studded fire extinguisher	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum MP: +50, Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-07"
5714	FDKOL tattoo	0		
5715	blinking narrow Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians	0		Skill: "Frigidalmatian", Last Available: "2012-07"
5716	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	0		Skill: "Frigidalmatian", Last Available: "2012-07"
5717	spoiled FDKOL hotcakes	4	crappy	Last Available: "2012-07"
5718	hot egg	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5719	smoking grass	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5720	delicious fiery wing	4	awesome	Last Available: "2012-07"
5721	foul-smelling grievous wings of fire	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-07"
5722	Jim Carey's FDKOL fire hose	0		Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2012-07"
5723	boiled bouncing bottle of fire	0		Effect: "Familial Ties", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2012-07"
5724	tumbling molten brick	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5725	mirror hot daub	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5726	cyan skewed gravedigger's forbidden hot daub bun	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Spooky Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 21", Last Available: "2012-07"
5727	gray Temple Grandin's hot daub stand of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Familiar Weight: +7, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 21", Last Available: "2012-07"
5728	wobbly foot-long hot daub of wisdom of Calamity Jane	0		Mysticality: +15, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2012-07"
5729	narrow ballpark hot daub	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5730	low-calorie flavorless angst burger	1	decent	
5731	acceptable special 5-hour acrimony	3	good	Effect: "Mutated", Effect Duration: 40
5732	tumbling blank note	0		
5733	huge eerily silent box	0		
5734	flavorless low-calorie forbidden sausage	1	decent	
5735	Lord Flameface's cloak of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Swirl Cloak", Last Available: "2012-07"
5736	enhanced flattened Drizzlers&trade; Black Licorice	0		Effect: "Amorous Avarice", Effect Duration: 12
5737	activated dry daub-breaker	0		Effect: "Hot Blooded", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2020-09"
5738	bouncing stiffened Camp Scout backpack	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Softcore Only, Drops Items, Last Available: "2012-07"
5739	CSA fire-starting kit	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5740	normal bag of GORP	3	good	Last Available: "2012-07"
5741	extra-dry smooth enchanted water purification pills	5	awesome	Effect: "Stinkybeard", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2012-07"
5742	olive skewed Camp Scout pup tent	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5743	extra-dry mediocre huge CSA scoutmaster's &quot;water&quot;	5	decent	Last Available: "2012-07"
5744	spoiled bag of GORF	4	crappy	Last Available: "2012-07"
5745	CSA discount card	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
5746	miniature moldy pulsating bag of QWOP	2	crappy	Last Available: "2012-07"
5747	magnetized fuchsia CSA bravery badge	0		Effect: "Shortened", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2012-07"
5748	CSA all-purpose soap	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5749	acceptable squat blue CSA cheerfulness ration	4	good	Last Available: "2012-07"
5750	CSA obedience grenade	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5751	huge Tales of the Word Realms	0		
5752	normal bite-sized crappy brain	1	good	
5753	decent decent brain	4	good	
5754	stale blue good brain	3	decent	
5755	moldy boss brain	3	crappy	
5756	stale hunter brain	3	decent	
5758	pulsating energetic sinister Staff of Holiday Sensations of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2011-11"
5759	upside-down bouncing coward's supercharged staff	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Monster Level: -20
5760	nasty studded staff of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Damage Absorption: +80, Stench Damage: +5
5761	Sherlock's Jim Carey's Van der Graaf Staff of the Scummy Sink	0		Monster Level: +25, Item Drop: +25, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Slime Hates It: +1
5762	huge tumbling nose	0		
5763	padded Superhero Reboots of the blizzard	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +25
5764	ghostly Da Vinci's thinker's fuzzy busby	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 32"
5765	squat rock-hard occult fuzzy earmuffs	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Damage Reduction: 5, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 32"
5766	blue wool ruddy baleful fuzzy montera	0		Spell Damage: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Cold Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 32"
5767	upside-down Unagnimated Gnome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-08"
5768	gnomish swimmer's ears	0		Better Diver: +10, Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "underwater", Last Available: "2012-08"
5769	twirling gnomish coal miner's lung	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "block", Last Available: "2012-08"
5770	gnomish tennis elbow	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "damage", Last Available: "2012-08"
5771	red gnomish housemaid's kgnee	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "gain advs", Last Available: "2012-08"
5772	narrow gnomish athlete's foot	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "delevel", Last Available: "2012-08"
5773	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	0		
5774	bouncing talkative skull	0		
5775	fronts	0		Familiar Weight: +5
5776	Barney's rake of Calamity Jane of terror	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
5778	moldy tumbling maroon idiot brain	3	crappy	
5779	keel-haulin' knife of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100
5780	brawny ice cream scoop	0		Muscle Percent: +20
5781	mediocre irresponsibly strong tumbling soft echo eyedrop antidote martini	6	decent	
5782	blinking morningwood plank	0		
5783	raging hardwood plank	0		
5784	spinning weirdwood plank	0		
5785	thick caulk	0		
5786	hard screw	0		
5787	messy butt joint	0		
5788	smut orc keepsake box	0		
5789	bubblin' crude	0		
5790	box of bear arms	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5791	lard-coated padded right bear arm	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Kodiak Moment", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Grizzly Scene", Last Available: "2012-09", Softcore Only: [1-path(Zombie Slayer)]
5792	wobbly family-friendly mansplainer's Samson's left bear arm	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Monster Level: +15, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bear-Backrub", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bear-ly Legal", Last Available: "2012-09", Softcore Only: [1-path(Zombie Slayer)]
5793	blurry experienced Hat O' Nine Tails	0		Experience: +2
5794	dry Enchanted Plunger	0		Effect: "Hammered", Effect Duration: 32
5795	galvanized blue Enchanted Flyswatter	0		Effect: "Vinegavotte", Effect Duration: 12
5796	double-dry boiled Gearhead Goo	0		Effect: "Nutrient-Rich", Effect Duration: 28
5797	liquefied liquefied Missing Eye Simulation Device	0		Effect: "Stemonitis Storm", Effect Duration: 45
5798	adjusted Gnollish Crossdress	0		Effect: "Sealed Brain", Effect Duration: 15
5799	anodized warmed teal eldritch dough	0		Effect: "Shoesauce", Effect Duration: 36
5800	boiled denatured shaking Charity's choker	0		Effect: "Puzzle Fury", Effect Duration: 18
5801	triple-vacuum-sealed squat purple Smart Bone Dust	0		Effect: "Memory of Attractiveness", Effect Duration: 28
5802	liquefied super-pressed improved perpendicular guano	0		Effect: "Elemental Mastery", Effect Duration: 26
5803	cold-filtered White Chocolate Golem Seeds	0		Effect: "Inebriate Pride", Effect Duration: 30
5804	frozen quadruple-electrified jittery Shivering Ch&egrave;vre	0		Effect: "Human-Hippy Hybrid", Effect Duration: 21
5805	super-vacuum-sealed colloidal blinking breath mint	0		Effect: "Virgo Rising", Effect Duration: 17
5806	tarnished jittery muesli	0		Effect: "Squatting and Thrusting", Effect Duration: 17
5807	super-improved moist aerosolized glass of warm milk	0		Effect: "Rootin' Around", Effect Duration: 51
5808	nitrogenated upside-down red glass of gnat milk	0		Effect: "Dreadful Smell", Effect Duration: 12
5809	oxidized blurry lime green Knob Goblin Mutagen	0		Effect: "Serendipi Tea", Effect Duration: 42
5810	polymerized irradiated Tears of the Quiet Healer	0		Effect: "Muscle Unbound", Effect Duration: 65
5811	liquefied tube of lipstick	0		Effect: "Jammin'", Effect Duration: 29
5812	deionized mirror skelelton spine	0		Effect: "The Style... of the Future", Effect Duration: 11
5813	magnetized pulsating teal smut orc sunglasses	0		Effect: "Crud&eacute;", Effect Duration: 38
5814	polymerized blob of acid	0		Effect: "Night Vision", Effect Duration: 21
5815	cold-filtered enhanced mirror flayed mind	0		Effect: "Elemental Flavor", Effect Duration: 69
5816	corrupted galvanized kobold kibble	0		Effect: "Human-Human Hybrid", Effect Duration: 56
5817	ionized nitrogenated squat forest spirit rattle	0		Effect: "Tightly-Wound Spine", Effect Duration: 14
5818	deionized ionized squat Stone Golem pebbles	0		Effect: "Hyperoxygenated Blood", Effect Duration: 69
5819	denatured Vulcanized polarized gravy fairy warlock hat	0		Effect: "Ooh, Salty!", Effect Duration: 47
5820	non-electrified bull blubber	0		Effect: "Muscle Unbound", Effect Duration: 59
5821	flattened flattened mirror frog lip-print	0		Effect: "Dirty Pear", Effect Duration: 16
5822	quadruple-tarnished adjusted extra-quantum gazely stare	0		Effect: "Gummi-Grin", Effect Duration: 11
5823	non-polarized canopic jar	0		Effect: "Extra Terrestrial", Effect Duration: 53
5824	galvanized red clove-flavored lip balm	0		Effect: "Icy Demeanor", Effect Duration: 37
5825	chilled Skullery Maid's Knee	0		Effect: "Chunky", Effect Duration: 59
5826	concentrated non-Vulcanized bouncing zombie hollandaise	0		Effect: "Steroid Boost", Effect Duration: 62
5827	quantum bouncing skeletal banana	0		Effect: "Turkey-Friendly", Effect Duration: 68
5828	polymerized jittery gilt perfume bottle	0		Effect: "The Magical Mojomuscular Melody", Effect Duration: 13
5829	tarnished janglin' bones	0		Effect: "Glittering Eyelashes", Effect Duration: 21
5830	extra-chilled blurry pygmy papers	0		Effect: "Polar Express", Effect Duration: 40
5831	ionized huge pygmy dart	0		Effect: "Human-Hippy Hybrid", Effect Duration: 20
5832	deionized Vulcanized anodized green upside-down secret mummy herbs and spices	0		Effect: "Insulated Trousers", Effect Duration: 59
5833	quadruple-unsweetened double-Vulcanized blinking shaking brigand brittle	0		Effect: "Wintry Breath", Effect Duration: 47
5834	liquefied dry holistic headache remedy	0		Effect: "Altered Wavelengths", Effect Duration: 46
5835	altered corrupted wet scrunchie tourniquet	0		Effect: "Quaaaaaaa", Effect Duration: 24
5836	ionized wobbly embezzler's oil	0		Effect: "Chow Downed", Effect Duration: 27
5837	warmed moist Fu Manchu Wax	0		Effect: "Stregngth of the Gnome", Effect Duration: 17
5838	polymerized Vulcanized galvanized Iiti Kitty Gumdrop	0		Effect: "The Spy Who Loved XP", Effect Duration: 41
5839	enhanced narrow ravenous eye	0		Effect: "The Spy Who Loved XP", Effect Duration: 64
5840	polarized narrow Rogue Windmill Rouge	0		Effect: "Frost Tea", Effect Duration: 29
5841	quadruple-Vulcanized diffused A muse-bouche	0		Effect: "Mortarfied", Effect Duration: 52
5842	polymerized toothbrush	0		Effect: "Petit Forbearance", Effect Duration: 57
5843	electrified chilled pirate cream pie	0		Effect: "Biologically Shocked", Effect Duration: 45
5844	nitrogenated ghostly una poca de gracia	0		Effect: "Simulation Stimulation", Effect Duration: 16
5845	oxidized compressed air canister	0		Effect: "Human-Elemental Hybrid", Effect Duration: 63
5846	vacuum-sealed salt water taffy	0		Effect: "Disco Inferno", Effect Duration: 14
5847	magnetized Vulcanized blue unholy water	0		Effect: "Here's Mud in Your Eye", Effect Duration: 63
5848	non-wet Bangyomaman battle juice	0		Effect: "Knightlife", Effect Duration: 68
5849	vacuum-sealed triple-warmed handyman &quot;hand soap&quot;	0		Effect: "Enraged", Effect Duration: 23
5850	colloidal altered red skewed space marine flash grenade	0		Effect: "Bilious Brains", Effect Duration: 46
5851	wet energized jittery temporary tribal tattoo	0		Effect: "Craft Tea", Effect Duration: 50
5852	dry ghostly oil-filled donut	0		Effect: "Robocamo", Effect Duration: 19
5853	improved stick-on gnome beard	0		Effect: "Human-Insect Hybrid", Effect Duration: 31
5854	unsweetened colloidal BRICKO stud	0		Effect: "Gr8ness", Effect Duration: 69
5855	quadruple-concentrated quantum twirling Osk'r Chow	0		Effect: "Crud&eacute;", Effect Duration: 16
5856	liquefied quadruple-aerosolized Scuba Snack	0		Effect: "Like a Fish to Walter", Effect Duration: 42
5857	adjusted grey cube	0		Effect: "The Power of Positive Thinking", Effect Duration: 25
5858	super-tarnished votive candle	0		Effect: "Chalked Weapon", Effect Duration: 52
5859	altered blue booby trap	0		Effect: "Favored by Lyle", Effect Duration: 29
5860	vacuum-sealed upside-down Agent Corrigan's cigarette	0		Effect: "Liquid Courage", Effect Duration: 39
5861	extra-tarnished good ash	0		Effect: "Man's Worst Enemy", Effect Duration: 20
5862	Tome of Rad Libs	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-09", Skill: "Summon Rad Libs"
5863	Rad Lib	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5864	mirror papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; glob	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5865	liquefied double-aerosolized ghostly papier-mochi	0		Effect: "Hammertime", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2012-09"
5866	chilled galvanized dry huge fuchsia papier-m&acirc;chaeranthera	0		Effect: "Thunderheart", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2012-09"
5867	adjusted altered ionized bouncing huge papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; toothpicks	0		Effect: "Sewer-Drenched", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2012-09"
5868	scorching papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute;te of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Hot Damage: +25, Alters Page Text, Last Available: "2012-09"
5869	red quilted papier-m&acirc;chine gun of the empath	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Familiar Weight: +5, Alters Page Text, Last Available: "2012-09"
5870	curative groovy papier-masque	0		Moxie Percent: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Alters Page Text, Last Available: "2012-09"
5871	huge reassuring quilted papier-mitre	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Spooky Resistance: +1, Alters Page Text, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-09"
5872	grievous papier-m&acirc;churidars of temperance	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Alters Page Text, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-09"
5873	papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; plaque	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5874	papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; handle	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5875	papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; base	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5876	papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; bowl	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5877	mirror tumbling papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; trophy pi&ntilde;ata	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5878	blinking Rainbow Jello Mould of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20
5879	Pete & Jackie's Dragon Tooth Emporium Catalog	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5880	purple packet of dragon's teeth	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5881	skeleton	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5882	fuchsia ribald veiny hardened skeleton skis	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum HP: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-10"
5883	stale skeleton quiche	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-10"
5884	skeletal scabbard	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-10"
5885	skeletal skiff	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5886	aromatic scorching ruddy brainy Bonestabber	0		Mysticality: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Hot Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2012-10"
5887	artisanal narrow crystal skeleton vodka	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-10"
5888	red Lazybones&trade; recliner	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5889	blue flame-wreathed auxiliary backbone	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-10"
5890	skulldozer egg	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5891	ribcage rollcage	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-10"
5892	chilled that gum you like	0		Effect: "Unusual Fashion Sense", Effect Duration: 13
5893	dreaming Jung man	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12"
5894	Little Crimson Book	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
5895	cyan avatar of the Unconscious Collective	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12"
5896	ghostly ghostly canary nightlight	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
5897	twisted Unconscious Collective Dream Jar	1	crappy	Effect: "Spiro Gyro", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2013-12"
5898	jar of psychoses (The Suspicious-Looking Guy)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5899	narrow red shaking jar of psychoses (The Captain of the Gourd)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5900	blurry jar of psychoses (The Crackpot Mystic)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5901	skewed jar of psychoses (The Old Man)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5902	jar of psychoses (The Pretentious Artist)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5903	huge red jar of psychoses (The Meatsmith)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5905	fuchsia jar of psychoses (Jick)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5906	spinning wobbly pixel pill	0		
5907	pixel energy tank	0		
5908	skewed gray ChibiBuddy&trade; (on)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5909	skewed electrified wedding ring	0		Item Drop: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
5910	deactivated nanobots	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-11"
5911	nanorhino credit card	0		Last Available: "2012-11"
5912	experienced smooth Solstice Shield	0		Moxie: +15, Experience: +2
5913	polarized shaking candy sushi set	0		Effect: "Ready to Snap", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2012-12"
5914	activated alkaline narrow sweet mochi ball	0		Effect: "Ooh, Sweet!", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2012-12"
5915	diffused triple-anodized beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "Don't Step to Your Stepmother", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2012-12"
5916	triple-frozen sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "Eau de Tortue", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2012-12"
5917	warmed altered shaking cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "Pla-see-bo", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2012-12"
5918	arcane researcher's plastic animelf	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5919	arcane researcher's plastic ChibiBuddy&trade;	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5920	plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2012-12"
5921	brawny plastic Uncle Crimboku	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5922	blue twirling Newton's plastic MechaElf	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2012-12"
5923	plastic ingot	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5924	electrical thingamabob	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5925	ChibiBuddy&trade; (off)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5926	BittyCar MeatCar	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5927	BittyCar HotCar	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5928	brainwave-controlled unicorn horn of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Uni-Gore", Familiar Effect: "atk, 5xVolley, cap 2", Last Available: "2012-12"
5929	bubble-wrap simulator	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5930	blind-packed capsule toy	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5931	skewed purple frightening Annie Oakley's plastic four-shadowed mime of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5932	twirling hale Rosewater's plastic Bugbear Captain	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5933	bouncing plastic Rene C. Corman of wisdom of incineration	0		Mysticality: +15, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5934	Sherlock's stanky plastic Lord Flameface	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5935	lion tamer's plastic Beebee King	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2012-12"
5936	plastic Queen Bee of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5937	twirling plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Last Available: "2012-12"
5938	nasty plastic Clancy the Minstrel	0		Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5939	occult plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
5940	plastic spiderbugbear of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2012-12"
5941	rock-hard plastic peacannon	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5942	weightlifter's plastic the Free Man	0		Muscle: +15, Last Available: "2012-12"
5943	jittery deadly plastic fire servant	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5944	deadly plastic mumblebee	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5945	Oprah's plastic moneybee	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2012-12"
5946	jittery energetic plastic beebee gunners	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5947	wobbly prompt plastic beebee queue	0		Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2012-12"
5948	auspicious plastic buzzerker	0		Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5949	smelly plastic bee swarm	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5950	spinning banded plastic batbugbear	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Last Available: "2012-12"
5951	squat plastic bugaboo of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
5952	veiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear	0		Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5953	smelly plastic ops bugbear	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5954	plastic hypodermic bugbear of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2012-12"
5955	plastic cavebugbear of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5956	cyan up-at-dawn plastic Norville Rogers	0		Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5957	plastic Scott the Miner of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2012-12"
5958	dance instructor's plastic angry space marine	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5959	wool plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2012-12"
5960	tumbling grievous plastic Father McGruber	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2012-12"
5961	chaotic plastic Hank North, Photojournalist	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5962	fireproof plastic blazing bat	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2012-12"
5963	cyan electronic dulcimer pants of the pedagogue of temperance	0		Experience: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play Hog Fiddle", Familiar Effect: "8xPotato, cap 2", Last Available: "2012-12"
5964	A-Boo clue	0		
5965	gray razor-sharp dance instructor's Frown Exerciser	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5966	soul monocle	0		Single Equip
5967	blurry soul doorbell	0		
5968	soul coin	0		
5969	soul knife	0		
5970	blinking strapping soul mask	0		Muscle: +5, Single Equip
5971	maroon record of infuriating silence	0		Skill: "Silent Slam", Last Available: "2012-10"
5972	fuchsia record of infuriating silence (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Slam", Last Available: "2012-10"
5973	jittery record of tranquil silence	0		Skill: "Silent Squirt", Last Available: "2012-10"
5974	huge record of tranquil silence (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Squirt", Last Available: "2012-10"
5975	twirling pulsating record of menacing silence	0		Skill: "Silent Slice", Last Available: "2012-10"
5976	record of menacing silence (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Slice", Last Available: "2012-10"
5977	upside-down banded Samson's weightlifter's silent beret	0		Muscle: +15, Experience (Muscle): +5, Damage Absorption: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 3"
5978	low-calorie decent slice of pizza	1	good	Last Available: "2013-02"
5979	skewed huge coin	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5980	wobbly cartoon heart	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5981	star	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5982	delicious watered-down tankard of ale	2	awesome	Last Available: "2013-02"
5983	vial of holy water	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5984	teal wholesome extremely unsafe Socratic cloth cap	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-02"
5985	red frightening sharpshooter's sage iron dagger	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2013-02"
5986	stale gigantic hamburger	7	decent	Last Available: "2013-02"
5987	jittery bouncing dollar-sign bag	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5988	blurry potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5989	potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5990	perfectly mixed strong green bottle of wine	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-02"
5991	skewed round bomb	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5992	Fonzie's Socratic iron helmet of bravery	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Experience (Moxie): +1, Spooky Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-02"
5993	skewed double-paned ribald dangerous steel sword	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2013-02"
5994	big rotten whole roasted chicken	5	crappy	Last Available: "2013-02"
5995	massive gemstone	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5996	extra-strength potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5997	wobbly potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5998	smooth maroon shining goblet	3	awesome	Last Available: "2013-02"
5999	fireball	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6000	narrow avaricious hale razor-sharp crown	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP: +20, Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "3xGhoul, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-02"
6001	scandalous friendly baleful sword	0		Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Weight: +3, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2013-02"
6002	skewed up-at-dawn Van der Graaf hardened Helm of the Scream Emperor	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Adventures: +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xFairy, cap 30", Last Available: "2013-02"
6003	gravedigger's sinister Rosewater's Cloak of Dire Shadows	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-02"
6004	fuchsia sharpshooter's smartaleck's Sword of Dark Omens of vim and vigor	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2013-02"
6005	spinning Shield of Icy Fate of extreme caution of the brazier of mayonnaise	0		Monster Level: -25, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2013-02"
6006	flame-retardant Greaves of the Murk Lord of the empath of the boozehound	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Hot Resistance: +1, Booze Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 30", Last Available: "2013-02"
6007	quilted Rosewater's cool Gauntlets of the Blood Moon	0		Moxie: +5, Mysticality Percent: +30, Damage Absorption: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-02"
6008	double-paned lard-coated Samson's Boots of Twilight Whispers	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-02"
6009	supercharged stiffened thinker's Belt of Howling Anger	0		Mysticality: +10, Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-02"
6010	energetic logging hatchet	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20
6011	perfumed orc wrist	0		Stench Resistance: +5
6012	nippy freshwater pearl necklace	0		Cold Damage: +10
6013	Samson's orcish stud-finder of the sewer	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Stench Damage: +25
6014	jittery screwing pooch of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3
6015	moist super-colloidal spinning orcish hand lotion	0		Effect: "Like a Fish to Walter", Effect Duration: 42
6016	dry double-electrified oxidized skewed orcish rubber	0		Effect: "Paging Betty", Effect Duration: 43
6017	vacuum-sealed concentrated orcish nailing lube	0		Effect: "Old School Pompadour", Effect Duration: 61
6018	tolerable backwoods screwdriver	3	good	
6019	Usain Bolt's loadstone	0		Initiative: +80
6020	Claybender glasses of Leguizamo of temperance	0		Monster Level: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip
6021	prompt hardy Duskwalker fangs	0		Maximum HP: +50, Adventures: +3
6022	Space Tourist Phaser	0		
6023	ghostly nippy grievous Whoompa Fur Pants	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Cold Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 27"
6024	Whatsian Ionic Pliers of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50
6025	enhanced Polysniff Perfume	0		Effect: "Powder Power", Effect Duration: 29
6026	Duskwalker syringe	0		
6027	skewed Space Tours Tripple	0		
6028	Battlie Light Saver	0		
6029	blinking T.U.R.D.S. Key	0		
6030	maroon fortified dress pants	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, cap 28"
6031	fireproof badge of authority	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip
6032	squat avaricious lion tamer's motorcycle boots	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip
6033	Temple Grandin's brawny stolen necklace	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +7
6034	tumbling resourceful troll britches of chilblains	0		Maximum MP: +50, Cold Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, cap 28"
6035	polarized enhanced vial of The Glistening	0		Effect: "Whole Latte Love", Effect Duration: 54
6036	delicious spirit-forward artisanal limoncello	5	awesome	
6037	ginger ale	0		
6038	jumbo rotten incredible pizza	5	crappy	
6039	greedy friendly oil cap	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "cap 28"
6040	jittery censurious greasy oil lamp	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3
6041	upside-down smelly oil slacks	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 30"
6042	Newton's oil pan	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3
6043	shaking boid	0		
6044	skewed woim	0		
6045	tumbling Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	0		
6046	BittyCar SoulCar	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6047	smartaleck's Misty Cloak of the blizzard	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Cold Spell Damage: +25
6048	executive deadly Misty Robe	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +40
6049	tumbling shellacked hardened Misty Cape of the storm	0		Damage Reduction: 10, Maximum MP Percent: +40
6050	woimbook	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6051	tumbling Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6052	normal Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	3	good	Last Available: "2012-12"
6053	strong drinkable Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	5	good	Last Available: "2012-12"
6054	galvanized activated tumbling olive Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	0		Effect: "Phoenix, Right?", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2012-12"
6055	psychoanalytic jar	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6056	tumbling The Sword in the Steak	0		Last Available: "2013-12", Wiki Name: "The Sword in the Steak (item)"
6057	supercool wizardly Meatcleaver	0		Mysticality: +25, Moxie Percent: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6058	ghostly sage Crimbo Elf bobble-head	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
6059	wholesome Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
6060	wobbly gravedigger's Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
6061	ghostly fireproof Crimbo tree flocker	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2012-12"
6062	squat supercharged Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2012-12"
6063	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2012-12"
6064	shaking sharp tin strip	0		
6065	wad of spider silk	0		
6066	goblin collarbone	0		
6067	nippy forbidden Truthsayer	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6068	loose blade	0		
6069	goblin bone hilt	0		
6070	sword blade	0		
6071	Thinknerd's Grimoire of Geeky Gifts	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12", Skill: "Summon Geeky Gifts"
6072	confusing LED clock	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6073	concentrated energized haggis-infused soap	0		Effect: "Nothing Is Impossible", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2012-12"
6074	quantum upside-down upside-down magicberry tablets	0		Effect: "Guts Feeling", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2012-12"
6075	colloidal 37x37x37 puzzle cube	0		Effect: "Fifty Ways to Bereave Your Lover", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2012-12"
6076	mediocre McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-12"
6077	snack-sized stale ghostly haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-12"
6078	wobbly home robotics kit	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6079	narrow school calculator watch	0		Last Available: "2012-12", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.25
6080	deadly haggis socks	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Haggis Kick", Last Available: "2012-12"
6081	ghostly ghostly airblaster gun	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Air Blast", Last Available: "2012-12"
6082	bouncing Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6083	huge actual reality goggles	0		Single Equip, Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12"
6084	Mr. Haggis	0		Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2012-12"
6085	magnetic sculpture kit	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6086	twirling Microplushie: Otakulone of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2012-12"
6087	thinker's Microplushie: Hippylase	0		Mysticality: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
6088	inspector's Microplushie: Bropane	0		Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2012-12"
6089	greedy Microplushie: Sororitrate	0		Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
6090	fuchsia Microplushie: Gothochondria of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
6091	pulsating Microplushie: Raverdrine of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2012-12"
6092	huge upside-down Oprah's Microplushie: Hobomosome	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2012-12"
6093	cyan sage Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
6094	Temple Grandin's Microplushie: Dorkonide	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2012-12"
6095	Sinatra's Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
6096	occult Microplushie: Hipsterine	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
6097	squat classy monkey	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6098	gourd potion	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6099	Da Vinci's Thinknerd T-Shirt	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
6100	pile of useless robot parts	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6101	homemade robot	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6102	red homemade robot gear	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6103	yellow Artist's Whisk of Misery	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6104	upside-down Artist's Butterknife of Regret	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6105	Artist's Spatula of Despair	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6106	purple Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6107	shaking Artist's Cr&egrave;me Brul&eacute;e Torch of Fury	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6108	tumbling family-friendly Ginsu&trade; of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2013-12"
6109	bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6110	bubble-wrap simulator (half broken)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6111	bubble-wrap simulator (one button left)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6112	bouncing maroon zaibatsu lobby card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6113	upside-down zaibatsu level 1 card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6114	jittery zaibatsu level 2 card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6115	jittery blinking zaibatsu level 3 card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6116	CEO office card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6117	squat test site key	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6118	goggles	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6119	green abacus	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6120	bonsai tree	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6121	practically non-alcoholic acceptable Chinese beer	1	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
6122	wobbly cat statue	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6123	ghostly rhinoceros horn	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6124	tumbling red furry pink pillow	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6125	tarnished denatured huge bottle of limeade	0		Effect: "Memory of Smarts", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2013-12"
6126	knitted novelty tattoo sleeves of the early riser	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6127	pair of rhinoceros horns	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6128	upside-down furry brown pillow	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6129	Usain Bolt's makeshift yakuza mask	0		Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2013-12"
6130	skewed piece	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6131	toy taijijian	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6132	battery	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6133	knitted mansplainer's medical-grade White Dragon Fang	0		Monster Level: +15, Cold Resistance: +3, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6134	cool butterfly knife	0		Moxie: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6135	tube of herbal ointment	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6136	ghostly pencil kunai	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6137	bouncing prompt weighted paperclip chain	0		Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
6138	squat great capacitor	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6139	spinning rubber gloves of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6140	wobbly Chinese curse words	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6141	triad summoning scroll	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6142	flavorless snack-sized roasted duck	2	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
6143	rotten massive spinning dead meat bun	9	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
6144	stiffened cat collar	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6145	green frightening suspicious-looking fedora of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 15", Last Available: "2013-12"
6147	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6148	squat Deactivated MiniMechaElf	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6149	squat MiniMechaElf Laser Punch Missile Launcher	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6150	Snow Suit	0		Familiar Weight: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2013-01"
6151	bouncing carrot nose	0		Last Available: "2013-01"
6152	bland carrot cake	3	decent	Last Available: "2013-01"
6153	mediocre carrot claret	4	decent	Last Available: "2013-01"
6154	dried twirling fuchsia carrot juice	1	crappy	Last Available: "2013-01"
6155	cyan pixel power cell	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6156	flickering pixel	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6157	narrow electrified crafty Byte	0		Maximum MP: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6158	therapeutic anger blaster	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Rage Flame", Last Available: "2013-12"
6159	ghostly gray Da Vinci's doubt cannon	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Doubt Shackles", Last Available: "2013-12"
6160	inspector's fear condenser	0		Item Drop: +15, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fear Vapor", Last Available: "2013-12"
6161	shaking resourceful regret hose	0		Maximum MP: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tear Wave", Last Available: "2013-12"
6162	lime green Young Man's Crew Sequester	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6163	shaking green Young Man's Cargo Load	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6164	blinking medical-grade commodore's hat of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2013-12"
6165	razor-sharp naval trousers	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato", Last Available: "2013-12"
6166	narrow auspicious deck cannon of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6167	ghostly stanky ornamental sextant	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6168	flame-retardant healthy Bloodbath	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2013-12"
6169	tolerable high-proof Hundred Headed IPA	8	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
6170	moldy chum	3	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
6171	colloidal frozen wet crude crudit&eacute;s	0		Effect: "Experimental Effect G-9", Effect Duration: 51
6172	colloidal red huge candy crayons	0		Effect: "Tasting the Rainbow", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2020-09"
6173	gray medical-grade pixel grappling hook of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
6174	GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6175	GameInformPowerDailyPro walkthru	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6176	cosmic egg	0		
6177	cosmic dough	0		
6178	huge cosmic vegetable	0		
6179	cosmic cheese	0		
6180	ghostly cosmic potted meat product	0		
6181	cosmic potato	0		
6182	cosmic cream	0		
6183	cosmic fruit	0		
6184	clever razor-sharp arcane researcher's Jarlsberg's hat	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP: +20
6185	adequate diet consummate hard-boiled egg	1	good	
6186	flavorless consummate fried egg	3	decent	
6187	rotten consummate egg salad	4	crappy	
6188	super-sized tasty fuchsia consummate bagel	5	awesome	
6189	small tasty consummate sliced bread	2	awesome	
6190	bland lime green consummate hot dog bun	3	decent	
6191	normal super-sized consummate brownie	5	good	
6192	decent consummate toast	4	good	
6193	drinkable passable stout	4	good	
6194	toothsome consummate soup	4	awesome	
6195	tasty bouncing consummate corn chips	3	awesome	
6196	normal miniature enchanted blurry consummate salad	2	good	Effect: "Sizzling with Fury", Effect Duration: 45
6197	normal consummate salsa	4	good	
6198	diet decent consummate sauerkraut	1	good	
6199	huge spoiled consummate cheese slice	8	crappy	
6200	bland consummate melted cheese	4	decent	
6201	flavorless jumbo consummate bacon	5	decent	
6202	spoiled special consummate meatloaf	3	crappy	Effect: "Punchy, Murdery", Effect Duration: 25
6203	adequate consummate steak	3	good	
6204	adequate consummate cuts	3	good	
6205	tasty consummate frankfurter	3	awesome	
6206	bland consummate french fries	3	decent	
6207	big adequate consummate baked potato	5	good	
6208	drinkable acceptable vodka	3	good	
6209	spoiled consummate ice cream	4	crappy	
6210	spoiled consummate whipped cream	4	crappy	
6211	flavorless ghostly consummate cream	3	decent	
6212	yummy consummate strawberries	4	awesome	
6213	bland miniature consummate sorbet	2	decent	
6214	practically non-alcoholic mediocre squat adequate rum	1	decent	
6215	bad mediocre lager	4	decent	
6216	toothsome fancy immaculate grilled cheese	4	awesome	Effect: "Hustlin'", Effect Duration: 25
6217	rotten tumbling jittery immaculate ice cream sandwich	3	crappy	
6218	immense decent immaculate hot dog	8	good	
6219	bland immaculate egg salad sandwich	4	decent	
6220	tasty enchanted olive perfect sandwich	3	awesome	Effect: "Meat the Flintstones", Effect Duration: 50
6221	bland perfect chef salad	4	decent	
6222	tasty super-sized fuchsia perfect breakfast	5	awesome	
6223	toothsome half-sized sublime deluxe hot dog	2	awesome	
6224	spoiled sublime stew	4	crappy	
6225	flavorless fancy sublime nachos	3	decent	Effect: "Feline Ferocity", Effect Duration: 10
6226	bland special shaking Ultimate Breakfast Sandwich	4	decent	Effect: "Thicker, Sicker", Effect Duration: 15
6227	rotten half-sized Loaded Baked Potato	2	crappy	
6228	tasty bouncing cyan Omega Sundae	3	awesome	
6229	bad Das Sauerlager	3	decent	
6230	delicious spinning fuchsia Bologna Lambic	4	awesome	
6231	perfectly mixed special Vodka Dog	3	EPIC	Effect: "Hammered", Effect Duration: 10
6232	spirit-forward lousy Disappointed Russian	5	decent	
6233	triple-distilled acceptable Chunky Mary	6	good	
6234	drinkable green Nachojito	3	good	
6235	bad Le Roi	3	decent	
6236	aged fortified wobbly Over Easy Rider	5	awesome	
6237	cosmic six-pack	0		
6239	chilled cube of ectoplasm	0		Effect: "Here to Kick Ass", Effect Duration: 69
6240	adjusted improved purple Illuminati earpiece	0		Effect: "Far Out", Effect Duration: 50
6241	oxidized censored can label	0		Effect: "Flaming Weapon", Effect Duration: 16
6242	concentrated upside-down ectoplasm <i>au jus</i>	0		Effect: "Sweet Nostalgia", Effect Duration: 52
6243	polarized quantum spinning the kindest cut	0		Effect: "Superheroic", Effect Duration: 37
6244	ionized cat's paw	0		Effect: "A Few Extra Pounds", Effect Duration: 24
6245	cold-filtered bouncing bouncing ASCII fu manchu	0		Effect: "Comic Violence", Effect Duration: 41
6246	non-activated alkaline upside-down squat shaking demonic surgical gloves	0		Effect: "The Solution", Effect Duration: 69
6247	non-moist spinning clip-on ninja tie	0		Effect: "There Is A Spoon", Effect Duration: 31
6248	frozen gamer slurry	0		Effect: "Dwarven Hardiness", Effect Duration: 11
6249	dungeoneering kit	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6250	skewed avaricious perfumed careful brainy numberwang of the detective of Flo-Jo	0		Mysticality: +5, Monster Level: -10, Stench Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +20, Meat Drop: +30, Initiative: +100, Single Equip
6251	altered scroll of Protection from Bad Stuff	0		Effect: "Tennis Elbow-wow", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2013-02"
6252	wet scroll of Puddingskin	0		Effect: "Educated (Kinda)", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2013-02"
6253	mirror Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb	0		Skill: "Walberg's Dim Bulb"
6254	Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot	0		Skill: "Singer's Faithful Ocelot"
6255	Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise	0		Skill: "Drescher's Annoying Noise"
6256	dried gelatinous cube	0		
6257	pile of dungeon junk	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6258	up-at-dawn foul-smelling Staff of the Healthy Breakfast of dire peril of terror	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Stench Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +5, Jiggle: "Recover Some HP"
6259	energetic shellacked sage Staff of the Staff of Life of the empath	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +5, Jiggle: "Full HP Recovery"
6260	skewed MacGyver's ruddy forbidden Staff of the Light Lunch	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Maximum MP: +100, Jiggle: "Deal Some Cold Damage"
6261	hardy Herculean stylish Staff of the Standalone Cheese	0		Moxie: +25, Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum HP: +50, Jiggle: "Banish opponent for the rest of the day"
6262	resourceful occult Staff of the Hearty Dinner of the bloodbag	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP: +100, Maximum MP: +50, Jiggle: "Weaken Bad Guy"
6263	blue executive personal trainer's Staff of the All-Steak of Calamity Jane	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Meat Drop: +40, Jiggle: "Massive Bonus to Item Drops"
6264	jittery up-at-dawn stiffened dance instructor's Staff of Fruit Salad	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Damage Reduction: 1, Adventures: +5, Jiggle: "Deal Some Prismatic Damage"
6265	horrifying gravedigger's MacGyver's Staff of the Cream of the Cream	0		Maximum MP: +100, Spooky Damage: 35, Jiggle: "Attune to Monster's Essence"
6266	spinning jar of protein powder	0		
6267	low-calorie toothsome grain of protein powder	1	awesome	
6268	pressed purple spinning pec oil	0		Effect: "Rosewater Mark", Effect Duration: 52
6269	mirror scorching gym membership card	0		Hot Damage: +25
6270	enhanced Squat-Thrust Magazine	0		Effect: "Fishily Speeding", Effect Duration: 14
6271	red massive dumbbell	0		
6272	wobbly upside-down auspicious penguin keychain of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Item Drop: +10
6273	non-quantum blue O'RLY manual	0		Effect: "In the Saucestream", Effect Duration: 19
6274	drinkable watered-down open sauce	2	good	
6275	reassuring turkey leg of temperance	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +5
6276	tolerable Ye Olde Meade	4	good	
6277	modified purple twirling Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick	0		Effect: "Super Vision", Effect Duration: 53
6278	blurry tumbling mirror Ye Olde Medieval Insult	0		
6279	ghostly pewter claymore of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25
6280	artisanal rice peeler of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50
6281	decent green heirloom grape tomato	4	good	
6282	jittery chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli	0		
6283	brown felt tophat of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6284	jittery tumbling blue gear	0		
6285	inspector's brawny Mark I Steam-Hat	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Item Drop: +15, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6286	gray frightening supercool Mark II Steam-Hat of the pedagogue	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience: +3, Spooky Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6287	Sinatra's Mark III Steam-Hat of the pedagogue of incineration of bravery	0		Experience: +3, Experience (Moxie): +5, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6288	gravedigger's extremely unsafe Samson's smartaleck's Mark IV Steam-Hat of Tarzan	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Experience (Muscle): 8, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spooky Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6289	squat wool nippy steel-toed Mark V Steam-Hat of James Dean of the early riser	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Damage Reduction: 9, Cold Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Adventures: +7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Death Ray", Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6290	upside-down steam-powered model rocketship	0		
6291	narrow pulsating hale Rosewater's punk rock jacket	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +20
6292	electrified rosy-cheeked safety pin	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
6293	bland massive cyan stolen sushi	6	decent	
6294	skewed very overdue library book	0		
6295	fuchsia huge drum 'n' bass 'n' drum 'n' bass record	0		
6296	cosmic bucket	0		Free Pull
6297	upside-down fragment of Jarlsberg's soul	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-06"
6298	bouncing Thwaitgold firefly statuette	0		
6299	yellow model airship	0		
6300	super-galvanized oxidized fuchsia Super Weight-Gain 9000	0		Effect: "Feroci Tea", Effect Duration: 12
6301	galvanized irradiated possibility potion	0		Effect: "Disco Inferno", Effect Duration: 60
6302	eleven-foot pole	0		
6303	huge ring of Detect Boring Doors	0		
6304	jittery scorching quilted grievous stylish Jarlsberg's pan (Cosmic portal mode) of vim and vigor	0		Moxie: +25, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Hot Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Jarlsberg)]
6305	bouncing dog trainer's Lo Pan's Herculean Jarlsberg's pan of dire peril of terror	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Weapon Damage: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Experience (familiar): +1, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Jarlsberg)]
6306	upside-down blue Cosmic Calorie	0		Last Available: "2013-03"
6307	deionized polymerized celestial olive oil	0		Effect: "Space Cadet", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2013-03"
6308	vacuum-sealed celestial carrot juice	0		Effect: "Memories of Puppy Love", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2013-03"
6309	electrified dry narrow celestial au jus	0		Effect: "New and Improved", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2013-03"
6310	activated celestial squid ink	0		Effect: "Quadrilled", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2013-03"
6311	hale Uncle Buck	0		Maximum HP: +20, Softcore Only
6312	crate of fish meat	0		
6313	blue damp wallet	0		
6314	purple pipe	0		Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 10
6315	cyan SCUBA tank of the brazier of the cheetah	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +60, Adventure Underwater
6316	wicked Rosewater's deep six-shooter	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Spell Damage: +5
6317	lightning-fast sage sea chaps	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xBarrr"
6318	rosewater-soaked chilly sea holster of Flo-Jo	0		Cold Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +3, Initiative: +100, Single Equip
6319	quadruple-liquefied red shavin' razor	0		Effect: "Fire Inside", Effect Duration: 20
6320	chilly long-forgotten necklace	0		Cold Damage: +5
6321	pearl	0		
6322	sea lace	0		
6323	Temple Grandin's wicked jam band of Gandalf	0		Spell Damage: +5, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +7
6324	up-at-dawn Lo Pan's aquamariner's ring of the blizzard	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Adventures: +5, Single Equip
6325	inspector's foul-smelling aquamariner's necklace of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: 35, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip
6326	green boxer's pearl diver's ring of the bloodbag	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Maximum HP: +100, Single Equip
6327	blinking Sherlock's knitted pearl diver's necklace	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +25, Single Equip
6328	mirror spinning sushi doily	0		
6329	scimitar cozy	0		
6330	shaking twirling cyan fish stick cozy	0		
6331	bazooka cozy	0		
6332	inspector's vibrating rosy-cheeked cozy scimitar	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Item Drop: +15, Breakable
6333	skewed flame-retardant electrified wizardly Staff of the Cozy Fish	0		Mysticality: +25, Hot Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Breakable
6334	fuchsia prompt greedy curative cozy bazooka	0		Meat Drop: +20, Adventures: +3, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Breakable
6335	careful stylish sea mantle	0		Moxie: +25, Monster Level: -10
6336	pulsating twirling Jack Frost's sea shawl of terror	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +150
6337	lime green dance instructor's Sinatra's sea cape	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Initiative: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +15
6338	saltwaterbed	0		
6339	wobbly friendly Jim Carey's muddy pirate hat	0		Monster Level: +25, Familiar Weight: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 31"
6340	lime green beefcake's floral-print skirt of the pedagogue	0		Muscle: +25, Experience: +3, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 2xPotato, cap 15"
6341	slick spectral axe of Tarzan	0		Moxie: +10, Experience (Muscle): +3
6342	squat aromatic Van der Graaf super-strong air freshener	0		Stench Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
6343	non-Vulcanized moist polymerized Mer-kin lipstick	0		Effect: "Hiding in Plain Sight", Effect Duration: 42
6344	Mer-kin mouthsoap	0		
6345	galvanized shaking mirror Mer-kin strongjuice	0		Effect: "Sleazy Jellied", Effect Duration: 52
6346	Mer-kin fitbrine	0		
6347	deionized polymerized spinning Mer-kin ragejuice	0		Effect: "Fancy Feasted", Effect Duration: 63
6348	Mer-kin dragbelt of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Experience (Muscle): +20, Single Equip
6349	gray Mer-kin eyeglasses of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Experience (Mysticality): +20, Single Equip
6350	Mer-kin gutgirdle of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Experience (Moxie): +20, Single Equip
6351	Socratic Mer-kin finpaddle	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1
6352	huge blurry Mer-kin stopwatch of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Initiative: +50
6353	squat Mer-kin dreadscroll	0		
6354	warmed lime green twirling Mer-kin smartjuice	0		Effect: "Crocodile Tear", Effect Duration: 11
6355	dry jittery Mer-kin cooljuice	0		Effect: "Burning Hands", Effect Duration: 26
6356	Mer-kin worktea	0		
6357	blinking Mer-kin knucklebone	0		
6358	Mer-kin darkbook	0		Skill: "Deep Dark Visions"
6359	pulsating sizzling Mer-kin begsign	0		Hot Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +40
6360	blurry twirling Libram of Pulled Taffy	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-04", Skill: "Summon Taffy"
6361	non-flattened dry shaking pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Speed of the Internet", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2013-04"
6362	double-deionized wet shaking olive pulled indigo taffy	0		Effect: "Hyperoxygenated Blood", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2013-04"
6363	nitrogenated pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Human-Demon Hybrid", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2013-04"
6364	pickled galvanized pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Ooh, Salty!", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2013-04"
6365	dry tumbling pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Flashing Eyes", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2013-04"
6366	pickled denatured ghostly pulled violet taffy	0		Effect: "Memory of Resilience", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2013-04"
6367	extra-chilled pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Uncanny Shot", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2013-04"
6368	Mer-kin hallpass	0		
6369	lump of clay	0		
6370	twisted piece of wire	0		
6371	watered-down enchanted perfectly mixed can of the cheapest beer	2	EPIC	Effect: "Aspect of the GravyPlum Fairy", Effect Duration: 50
6372	hand-crafted bottle of fruity &quot;wine&quot;	4	EPIC	
6373	lousy single swig of vodka	3	decent	
6374	huge angry inch	0		
6375	wobbly sage testy toolbox	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Rollover Effect Duration: 11
6376	blinking pulsating Jick-o-User	0		
6378	blinking eraser nubbin	0		
6379	chlorine crystal	0		
6380	electrified electrified ghostly ph balancer	0		Effect: "Dance Interpreter", Effect Duration: 53
6381	extra-irradiated quadruple-concentrated pulsating mysterious chemical residue	0		Effect: "Sweetened and Fattened", Effect Duration: 16
6382	twirling nugget of sodium	0		
6383	yellow root beer	1	good	
6384	jigsaw blade	0		
6385	huge wood screw	0		
6386	pulsating balsa plank	0		
6387	blob of wood glue	0		
6388	envyfish egg	0		Last Available: "2013-04"
6389	altered twirling Mer-kin rocksalt	0		Effect: "Hammertime", Effect Duration: 63
6390	extra-flattened Mer-kin saltmint	0		Effect: "Petit Forbearance", Effect Duration: 33
6391	double-pressed wobbly Mer-kin saltsquid	0		Effect: "Penguinny Flavor", Effect Duration: 21
6392	bouncing resourceful scale-mail underwear of bravery	0		Maximum MP: +50, Spooky Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley"
6393	altered ionized maroon comb jelly	0		Effect: "Petit Forbearance", Effect Duration: 53
6394	purple anemone sauce	0		
6395	inky squid sauce	0		
6396	Mer-kin weaksauce	0		
6397	peanut sauce	0		
6398	glass	0		
6399	anodized modified pressed Boss Drops	0		Effect: "Red Door Syndrome", Effect Duration: 17
6400	Mer-kin lunchbox	0		
6401	oxidized corrupted tear	0		Effect: "Chalk Outline", Effect Duration: 26
6402	ionized dry jagged tooth	0		Effect: "Ack!  Barred!", Effect Duration: 67
6403	deionized grisly shell fragment	0		Effect: "Sweetened and Fattened", Effect Duration: 39
6404	chilled diffused violent pastilles	0		Effect: "Innately Truthy", Effect Duration: 35
6405	colloidal tumbling worst candy	0		Effect: "Prideful Strut", Effect Duration: 28
6406	extra-dry irradiated ghostly mirror fudge-shaped hole in space-time	0		Effect: "Bear Clawed", Effect Duration: 18
6407	mirror hale personal trainer's Da Vinci's Pocket Square of Loathing	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum HP: +20, Single Equip, Cloathing
6408	corrupted stardust	0		
6409	Star Spawn	0		
6410	yellow bow from beyond the stars	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6411	KoLHS Pep Squad Box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-09"
6412	shaking skull	0		No Pull
6413	teal Order of the Green Thumb Order Form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-04"
6414	clutch of dodecapede eggs	0		
6415	miniature spoiled mirror blinking flavorless gruel	2	crappy	
6416	bland olive mana curds	3	decent	
6417	skewed twist of lime	0		
6418	teal pencil stub	0		
6419	non-dry squat moth dust	0		Effect: "Incensed", Effect Duration: 52
6420	altered ionized adjusted teal glob of spoiled mayo	0		Effect: "You Drank Fish Wine", Effect Duration: 67
6421	tonic djinn	0		
6422	adequate half-sized vampire chowder	2	good	
6423	Tales of Dread	0		Free Pull
6424	tumbling Dreadsylvanian skeleton key	0		
6425	red Official Seal of Dreadsylvania	0		
6426	stale ghostly Dreadsylvanian stew	4	decent	
6427	artisanal Dreadsylvanian	4	EPIC	
6428	corrupted Dreadsylvanian flask	0		Effect: "Using Protection", Effect Duration: 69
6429	quadruple-wet tumbling Dreadsylvanian flask	0		Effect: "Mushroom Melody", Effect Duration: 48
6430	narrow asbestos-lined strapping dreadful fedora	0		Muscle: +5, Hot Resistance: +5, Kruegerand Drop: 5, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xLep"
6431	experienced dreadful sweater	0		Experience: +2, Kruegerand Drop: 5
6432	wobbly razor-sharp dreadful glove	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Kruegerand Drop: 5
6433	Freddy Kruegerand	0		
6434	Mark of the Bugbear	0		
6435	Mark of the Werewolf	0		
6436	Mark of the Zombie	0		
6437	blinking Mark of the Ghost	0		
6438	Mark of the Vampire	0		
6439	Mark of the Skeleton	0		
6440	skewed wholesome thinker's Covers-Your-Head	0		Mysticality: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Item Drop: +5, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xVolley"
6441	narrow therapeutic hardened boxer's Drapes-You-Regally	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Damage Reduction: 3, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Class: "Disco Bandit"
6442	Jack Frost's Warms-Your-Tush of extreme caution of the glutton	0		Monster Level: -25, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Food Drop: +100, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato"
6443	pulsating hale Helps-You-Sleep of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Maximum HP: +20, Single Equip, Blind
6444	Oprah's padded Quiets-Your-Steps of the bloodbag	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum HP: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Single Equip
6445	avaricious greasy Protects-Your-Junk	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip
6446	aged pulsating Gets-You-Drunk	3	awesome	
6447	smelly rock-hard Great Wolf's headband of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Damage Reduction: 5, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley"
6448	olive upside-down resourceful Great Wolf's left paw of the pedagogue of terror	0		Experience: +3, Maximum MP: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Great Slash"
6449	bouncing perfumed smelly Great Wolf's right paw of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Great Slash"
6450	mirror Oprah's Great Wolf's rocket launcher of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Rocket"
6451	lightning-fast avaricious hale Great Wolf's beastly trousers	0		Maximum HP: +20, Meat Drop: +30, Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1.5xWhelp"
6452	Great Wolf's lice	0		
6453	unsweetened chilled ionized Hunger&trade; Sauce	0		Effect: "Musky", Effect Duration: 55
6454	skewed sizzling sage zombie mariachi hat of the detective	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +10, Item Drop: +20, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep"
6455	skewed nippy Samson's zombie accordion of bravery	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Cold Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Single Equip, Song Duration: 20
6456	Usain Bolt's zombie mariachi pants of James Dean of the empath	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Familiar Weight: +5, Initiative: +80, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy"
6457	horrifying sizzling sinister HOA regulation book	0		Spell Damage: +10, Hot Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +25
6458	flame-wreathed chilly Sinatra's HOA zombie eyes	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Cold Damage: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
6459	HOA citation pad	0		
6460	wriggling severed nose	0		
6461	nosy nose ringy ring	0		Familiar Weight: +15
6462	rosewater-soaked chaotic MacGyver's Mayor Ghost's toupee	0		Maximum MP: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
6463	Mayor Ghost's cloak of the wise owl of vim and vigor of the businessman	0		Mysticality: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Meat Drop: +50, Class: "Pastamancer"
6464	censurious studded Mayor Ghost's khakis of the overflowing toilet	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, HP regen"
6465	up-at-dawn nippy Mayor Ghost's gavel of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Cold Damage: +10, Adventures: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Hammer Ghost"
6466	electrified therapeutic Da Vinci's Mayor Ghost's sash	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
6467	Mayor Ghost's scissors	0		
6468	low-calorie decent ghost pepper	1	good	
6469	skewed up-at-dawn veiny Thunkula's drinking cap of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum HP: +10, Adventures: +5, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley"
6470	gray horrifying Fonzie's Drunkula's cape of the sweet-tooth	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Spooky Damage: +25, Candy Drop: +100, Class: "Sauceror"
6471	clever Drunkula's silky pants of the cougar of Gandalf	0		Moxie: +20, Maximum MP: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul"
6472	Drunkula's bell	0		
6473	blurry smelly scorching Drunkula's ring of haze of mayonnaise	0		Hot Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Avoid Attack: 1, Single Equip
6474	perfumed Drunkula's wineglass	0		Stench Resistance: +5
6475	practically non-alcoholic bad bottle of Bloodweiser	1	decent	
6476	Usain Bolt's coward's Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap of the overflowing toilet	0		Monster Level: -20, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +80, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy"
6477	pulsating grievous personal trainer's Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate of Calamity Jane	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
6478	wool steel-toed cool Unkillable Skeleton's shinguards	0		Moxie: +5, Damage Reduction: 9, Cold Resistance: +1, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr"
6479	lime green careful hale padded thinker's beefcake's Unkillable Skeleton's sawsword of the glutton	0		Muscle: +25, Mysticality: +10, Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum HP: +20, Monster Level: -10, Food Drop: +100
6480	mirror experienced Unkillable Skeleton's shield of dire peril	0		Experience: +2, Weapon Damage: +20, Thorns: 1
6481	Unkillable Skeleton's restless leg of the ox of Gandalf	0		Muscle: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +20
6482	purple MacGyver's wicked Staff of the Roaring Hearth of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Spell Damage: +5, Maximum MP: +100
6483	Kool-Aid	1	good	
6484	dread tarragon	0		
6485	bone flour	0		
6486	dreadful roast	0		
6487	stinking agaricus	0		
6488	small decent Dreadsylvanian shepherd's pie	2	good	
6489	twirling music box parts	0		
6490	mirror unwound mechanical songbird	0		
6491	tailfeathers	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6492	wax banana	0		
6493	complicated lock impression	0		
6494	replica key	0		
6495	olive Dreadsylvania Auditor's badge	0		Item Drop: +5, Kruegerand Drop: 5, Single Equip
6496	blood kiwi	0		
6497	eau de mort	0		
6498	lousy practically non-alcoholic bloody kiwitini	1	decent	
6499	moon-amber	0		
6500	green polished moon-amber	0		
6501	yellow lightning-fast scandalous medical-grade moon-amber necklace	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Initiative: +40, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
6502	Dreadsylvanian seed pod	0		
6503	ghost pencil	0		
6504	lightning-fast arcane researcher's strapping hangman's hood	0		Muscle: +5, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Initiative: +40
6505	ghostly lightning-fast Van der Graaf vibrating ring finger ring	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Initiative: +40, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
6506	fuchsia Dreadsylvanian clockwork key	0		
6507	cool iron ingot	0		
6508	shaking vibrating cool iron helmet of Flo-Jo	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Initiative: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
6509	squat cool iron breastplate of temperance of Flo-Jo	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Initiative: +100
6510	lightning-fast wool cool iron greaves	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr"
6511	ghost shawl of the scaredy-cat of incineration	0		Monster Level: -15, Hot Spell Damage: +50
6512	blinking skull capacitor	0		
6513	huge Socratic warm fur	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1
6514	blinking greasy snowstick	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
6515	blinking brawny eerie fetish	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Single Equip
6516	perfectly mixed strong cyan narrow stinkwater	5	EPIC	
6517	dubious loincloth	0		Damage Aura: 1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1.5xVolley"
6518	huge rotten squat accidental mutton	6	crappy	
6519	Socratic drafty drawers of terror	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley"
6520	baleful wolfskull mask of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
6521	bouncing squat deadly guts necklace	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Single Equip
6522	yellow squat supercharged healthy groping claw	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +30
6523	squat stanky vengeful spirit	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25
6524	experienced BOOtonniere	0		Experience: +2, Single Equip
6525	double-activated huge red ghost thread	0		Effect: "Frisky Spirit", Effect Duration: 17
6526	curative bag of unfinished business of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
6527	hale Socratic transparent pants	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum HP: +20, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato"
6528	hothammer of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50
6529	delicious irresponsibly strong Thriller Ice	10	awesome	
6530	steel-toed grandfather watch	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
6531	blue muddy skirt	0		Damage Aura: 1, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy"
6532	frosty nippy spyglass	0		Cold Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10
6533	wool vial of hot blood	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip
6534	extremely unsafe remorseless knife	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100
6535	tumbling blinking intimidating coiffure of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Familiar Effect: "hot afk, 1xPotato"
6536	grievous cod cape of the sewer	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Stench Damage: +25
6537	jumbo flavorless blinking narrow blood sausage	5	decent	
6538	wool groovy frying brainpan	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Cold Resistance: +1
6539	medical-grade deadly ball and chain	0		Weapon Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
6540	supercharged dry bone	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30
6541	purple Rosewater's tailbone shield	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Thorns: 1
6542	tonguebone of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Single Equip
6543	crafty banded pogo stick	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum MP: +10, Single Equip
6545	Jeselnik's lion tamer's manspreader's weedy skirt	0		Monster Level: +10, Experience (familiar): +2, Sleaze Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
6546	chaotic wicked pants	0		Spell Damage: +5, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk"
6547	squat Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	0		
6548	cooling iron helmet	0		
6549	cooling iron breastplate	0		
6550	cooling iron greaves	0		
6551	olive hot cluster	0		
6552	cluster	0		
6553	cluster	0		
6554	stench cluster	0		
6555	sleaze cluster	0		
6556	galvanized phial of hotness	0		Effect: "Night Vision", Effect Duration: 29
6557	polarized extra-altered phial of coldness	0		Effect: "Bananas!", Effect Duration: 25
6558	modified shaking phial of spookiness	0		Effect: "Je Ne Sais Porquoise", Effect Duration: 41
6559	polymerized polarized blinking phial of stench	0		Effect: "Spiky Frozen Hair", Effect Duration: 46
6560	frozen concentrated blurry teal phial of sleaziness	0		Effect: "Yuletide Industry", Effect Duration: 48
6561	adventurer clone egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-06"
6562	purple mini-Mr. Accessory	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6563	strapping hand of Mr. Cards	0		Muscle: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw a Mr. Card"
6564	toothsome Dreadsylvanian hot pocket	4	awesome	
6565	tasty cyan Dreadsylvanian pocket	4	awesome	
6566	spoiled immense fancy Dreadsylvanian pocket	7	crappy	Effect: "Brain Freeze", Effect Duration: 5
6567	decent olive Dreadsylvanian stink pocket	4	good	
6568	toothsome wobbly Dreadsylvanian sleaze pocket	3	awesome	
6569	smooth watered-down mirror Dreadsylvanian hot toddy	2	awesome	
6570	bad practically non-alcoholic Dreadsylvanian cold-fashioned	1	decent	
6571	bad special Dreadsylvanian grimlet	4	decent	Effect: "Chow Downed", Effect Duration: 50
6572	drinkable Dreadsylvanian dank and stormy	3	good	
6573	boozy acceptable tumbling fuchsia Dreadsylvanian slithery nipple	5	good	
6574	hot clusterbomb	0		
6575	pulsating clusterbomb	0		
6576	clusterbomb	0		
6577	stench clusterbomb	0		
6578	sleaze clusterbomb	0		
6579	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	0		
6580	upside-down length of fuse	0		
6581	green dreadful box	0		
6582	skewed Clan hot dog stand	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-07"
6583	lime green skewed vicious spiked collar	0		Familiar Damage: +20
6584	Tesla hot dog wrapper	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
6585	upside-down frightening occult debonair deboner	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Spooky Damage: +5
6586	dry pressed spinning yellow chicle de salchicha	0		Effect: "Litterboxing", Effect Duration: 61
6587	aromatic jar of frostigkraut	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Damage Aura: 1
6588	wool smelly gnawed-up dog bone	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +1
6589	Newton's Grey Guanon	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Damage Aura: 1
6590	quilted Newton's Engorged Sausages and You of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Damage Absorption: +40
6591	bad dream of a dog	3	decent	
6592	Jack Frost's electrified optimal spreadsheet of mayonnaise	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
6593	defective Game Grid token	0		
6594	hot Dreadsylvanian cocoa	0		
6595	powdered epic cluster	1	good	
6596	clockwork egg	0		
6597	clockwork birdhouse	0		
6598	clockwork disc	0		
6599	clockwork hand	0		
6600	narrow clockwork hand	0		
6601	clockwork numeral I	0		
6602	cyan clockwork numeral II	0		
6603	tumbling clockwork numeral III	0		
6604	jittery clockwork numeral IV	0		
6605	clockwork numeral V	0		
6606	squat clockwork numeral VI	0		
6607	blinking clockwork numeral VII	0		
6608	blinking clockwork numeral VIII	0		
6609	clockwork numeral IX	0		
6610	squat clockwork numeral X	0		
6611	clockwork numeral XI	0		
6612	skewed clockwork numeral XII	0		
6613	narrow lime green blinking clockwork cuckoo	0		
6614	teal cuckoo clock	0		
6615	artisanal practically non-alcoholic enchanted Cold One	1	???	Effect: "Slimily Speedy", Effect Duration: 45
6616	normal super-sized spaghetti breakfast	5	???	
6617	over-the-shoulder Folder Holder	0		Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2013-08", Softcore Only: [1-path(KOLHS)]
6618	folder (red)	0		Muscle: +20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6619	folder (blue)	0		Mysticality: +20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6620	bouncing folder (green)	0		Moxie: +20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6621	folder (magenta)	0		Muscle: +15, Mysticality: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6622	jittery folder (cyan)	0		Mysticality: +15, Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6623	folder (yellow)	0		Muscle: +15, Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6624	folder (smiley face)	0		Experience (Muscle): +2, Last Available: "2013-08"
6625	shaking folder (wizard)	0		Experience (Mysticality): +2, Last Available: "2013-08"
6626	folder (space skeleton)	0		Experience (Moxie): +2, Last Available: "2013-08"
6627	teal folder (D-Team)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6628	blinking lime green shaking folder (Ex-Files)	0		Combat Rate: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6629	folder (skull and crossbones)	0		Combat Rate: -5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6630	folder (Knight Writer)	0		Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2013-08"
6631	folder (Jackass Plumber)	0		Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2013-08"
6632	teal folder (holographic fractal)	0		All Resistance: +4, Last Available: "2013-08"
6633	folder (barbarian)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6634	folder (rainbow unicorn)	0		Last Available: "2013-08", Thorns: 5
6635	folder (Seawolf)	0		Better Diver: +10, Last Available: "2013-08"
6636	blurry folder (dancing dolphins)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6637	folder (catfish)	0		Familiar Weight: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6638	folder (tranquil landscape)	0		Damage Reduction: 15, HP / MP Regen Min: 10, HP / MP Regen Max: 20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6639	folder (owl)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6640	folder (Stinky Trash Kid)	0		Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2013-08"
6641	bouncing ghostly folder (sports car)	0		Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6642	folder (sportsballs)	0		PvP Fights: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6643	folder (heavy metal)	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6644	folder (Yedi)	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2013-08"
6645	folder (KOLHS)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6648	double-paned healthy slide rule	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Cold Resistance: +5
6649	triple-adjusted Ogres and Oubliettes&trade; module	0		Effect: "Big", Effect Duration: 19
6650	upside-down Mountain Stream Code Black Alert	0		
6651	pulsating twisted-up wet towel	0		
6652	tolerable stepmom's booze	3	good	
6653	surgical tape	0		
6654	blinking band T-shirt of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25
6655	artisanal purple fountain 'soda'	4	EPIC	
6656	illegal firecracker	0		
6657	coward's vibrating pickelhaube	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Monster Level: -20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 18"
6658	double-enhanced shaking olive hair oil	0		Effect: "Hairless and Airless", Effect Duration: 26
6659	quadruple-activated wet scrap	0		Effect: "Human-Insect Hybrid", Effect Duration: 25
6660	squat bouncing school spirit socket set	0		
6661	jittery suspension bridge	0		
6662	huge green therapeutic sinister brainy Staff of the Lunch Lady of the pedagogue	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience: +3, Spell Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
6663	universal key	0		
6664	world's most dangerous birdhouse	0		
6665	prompt rosewater-soaked deathchucks	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Adventures: +3
6666	eraser	0		
6667	quasireligious sculpture	0		
6668	Faraday cage	0		
6669	maroon modeling claymore	0		
6670	clay homunculus	0		
6671	alkaline moist sodium pentasomething	0		Effect: "Smokin'", Effect Duration: 15
6672	twirling grains of salt	0		
6673	yellowcake bomb	0		
6674	stinkbomb	0		
6675	dry quantum superwater	0		Effect: "Tasting the Rainbow", Effect Duration: 35
6676	tumbling green Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	0		
6677	crude monster sculpture	0		
6678	Newton's Yearbook Club Camera	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blinding Flash"
6679	Fonzie's machete	0		Experience (Moxie): +1
6680	spirit-forward lousy Cursed Punch	5	decent	
6681	perfectly mixed practically non-alcoholic Bowl of Scorpions	1	EPIC	
6682	weak lousy Fog Murderer	2	decent	
6683	book of matches	0		
6684	Lo Pan's surgical mask	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Surgeonosity: +1
6685	head mirror of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Surgeonosity: +1
6686	half-size scalpel of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Surgeonosity: +1
6687	cyan groovy surgical apron	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Surgeonosity: +1
6688	bloodied surgical dungarees of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Surgeonosity: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 38"
6689	McClusky file (page 1)	0		
6690	cyan McClusky file (page 2)	0		
6691	McClusky file (page 3)	0		
6692	blurry McClusky file (page 4)	0		
6693	wobbly McClusky file (page 5)	0		
6694	boring binder clip	0		
6695	huge McClusky file (complete)	0		
6696	bowling ball	0		
6697	moss-covered stone sphere	0		
6698	dripping stone sphere	0		
6699	shaking crackling stone sphere	0		
6700	olive scorched stone sphere	0		
6701	wobbly stone triangle	0		
6702	blinking narrow gray bowler	0		Damage Aura: 1
6703	special imitation White Russian	1	good	Effect: "Category", Effect Duration: 25
6704	cyan fireproof short-handled mop of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Hot Resistance: +3
6705	normal jungle floor wax	3	good	
6706	shaking smirking shrunken head	0		Damage Aura: 1
6707	altered non-alkaline gray tumbling colorful toad	0		Effect: "Concentrated Concentration", Effect Duration: 47
6708	crude voodoo doll	0		
6709	green attorney's badge	0		Single Equip
6710	occult smartaleck's pygmy briefs	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 41"
6711	spinning short writ of habeas corpus	0		
6712	blinking bone abacus	0		
6713	pulsating adder	0		
6714	short calculator	0		
6715	forbidden sphygmomanometer of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Spell Damage Percent: +50
6716	activated pressed ghostly bag of pygmy blood	0		Effect: "Preemptive Medicine", Effect Duration: 30
6717	squat tongue depressor	0		
6718	compression stocking of the cougar of terror	0		Moxie: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
6719	razor-sharp dance instructor's midriff scrubs	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +25
6720	improved frozen pill cup	0		Effect: "Bright!", Effect Duration: 15
6721	prompt flame-wreathed clever water bottle	0		Maximum MP: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 40"
6722	triple-polarized triple-magnetized red pygmy phone number	0		Effect: "Tea-hee", Effect Duration: 12
6723	tumbling Boozehounds Anonymous token	0		
6724	gigantic yummy exotic jungle fruit	6	awesome	
6725	huge Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip	0		
6726	dude ranch souvenir crate	0		
6727	blinking tropical island souvenir crate	0		
6728	ski resort souvenir crate	0		
6729	teal UV-resistant compass	0		
6730	twirling funky junk key	0		
6731	Worse Homes and Gardens	0		
6732	pulsating claw-foot bathtub	0		
6733	yellow clothesline pole	0		
6734	bouncing cigar sign	0		
6735	purple junk junk	0		
6736	Junk-Bond	0		
6737	narrow tangle of copper wire	0		
6738	jagged scrap	0		
6739	wet adjusted purple bent scrap	0		Effect: "Hairy Palms", Effect Duration: 55
6740	molten scrap	0		
6741	eternal car battery	0		
6742	upside-down baleful junk band	0		Spell Damage: +25
6743	mansplainer's junk trunks	0		Monster Level: +15, Familiar Effect: "cap 15"
6744	huge Jeselnik's junk-mail shirt	0		Sleaze Damage: +25
6745	massive spoiled junk food	7	crappy	
6746	high-proof acceptable junk yard	6	good	
6747	narrow experienced swordzall of the sewer	0		Experience: +2, Stench Damage: +25
6748	studded arm buzzer	0		Damage Absorption: +80
6749	Sherlock's coward's boilgun	0		Monster Level: -20, Item Drop: +25
6750	maroon Gordon Beer's Beer Garden Catalog	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6751	packet of beer seeds	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6752	wobbly handful of barley	0		
6753	cluster of hops	0		
6754	wobbly beer bottle	0		
6755	beer label	0		
6756	artisanal homebrew sampler	0		
6757	mediocre watered-down can of Br&uuml;talbr&auml;u	2	decent	Last Available: "2013-09"
6758	perfectly mixed distilled can of Drooling Monk	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-09"
6759	practically non-alcoholic drinkable fancy can of Impetuous Scofflaw	1	good	Effect: "Super Structure", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2013-09"
6760	smooth bottle of Old Pugilist	4	awesome	Last Available: "2013-09"
6761	lousy weak bottle of Professor Beer	2	decent	Last Available: "2013-09"
6762	artisanal bottle of Rapier Witbier	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-09"
6763	fancy lousy weak blurry bottle of Race Car Red	2	decent	Effect: "Fire Inside", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2013-09"
6764	bad watered-down spinning bottle of Greedy Dog	2	decent	Last Available: "2013-09"
6765	bad bottle of Lambada Lambic	4	decent	Last Available: "2013-09"
6766	tin beer can	0		
6767	red artisanal homebrew gift package	0		
6768	blinking liquid bread	1	awesome	Last Available: "2013-09"
6769	Tesla dance instructor's tin tam of horror	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "MP regen, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-09"
6770	alkaline activated tumbling tin cup	0		Effect: "Meat the Flintstones", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2013-09"
6771	bouncing narrow foul-smelling Oprah's ruddy tin foil	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-09"
6772	bouncing Sherlock's scorching Socratic tin drum	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Hot Damage: +25, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2013-09"
6773	tumbling tin roof (rusted)	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6774	olive tin snips	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6775	tin lizzie	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6776	cold-filtered adjusted polymerized foetid seal tear	0		Effect: "Superioreo", Effect Duration: 14
6777	deionized liquefied deionized spinning seal sweat	0		Effect: "Wet Rub", Effect Duration: 25
6778	frozen electrified boiling seal blood	0		Effect: "Memento Moir&eacute;", Effect Duration: 16
6779	crystalline seal eye	0		Single Equip
6780	jittery wobbly cool studded sealhide shield of the storm	0		Moxie: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +40
6781	Jack Frost's razor-sharp scabrous seal epaulets	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
6782	abyssal battle plans	0		
6783	narrow huge stiffened padded seal medal of incineration	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Damage Reduction: 1, Hot Spell Damage: +50
6784	squat deanimated reanimator's coffin	0		Free Pull
6785	flask of embalming fluid	0		
6788	squat blank diary	0		
6789	boot knife	0		
6790	yellow broken beer bottle	0		
6791	sharpened spoon	0		
6792	shaking candy knife	0		
6793	bouncing soap knife	0		
6795	chilled shaking teal disco horoscope (Aquarius)	0		Effect: "Bread Burps", Effect Duration: 34
6796	magnetized ionized purple upside-down disco horoscope (Pisces)	0		Effect: "Extra-Sharp Weapon", Effect Duration: 66
6797	alkaline denatured wobbly fuchsia disco horoscope (Aries)	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Stinking Alphredo&trade;", Effect Duration: 38
6798	enhanced deionized dry blurry bouncing cyan disco horoscope (Taurus)	0		Effect: "Gummibrain", Effect Duration: 54
6799	oxidized disco horoscope (Gemini)	0		Effect: "Bureaucratized", Effect Duration: 21
6800	energized disco horoscope (Cancer)	0		Effect: "Memento Moir&eacute;", Effect Duration: 12
6801	pressed dry cyan disco horoscope (Leo)	0		Effect: "Frosty the Hitman", Effect Duration: 16
6802	irradiated unsweetened disco horoscope (Virgo)	0		Effect: "Hyperoffended", Effect Duration: 39
6803	denatured upside-down disco horoscope (Libra)	0		Effect: "Hella Smart", Effect Duration: 15
6804	polymerized narrow disco horoscope (Scorpio)	0		Effect: "Burning Hands", Effect Duration: 61
6805	diffused disco horoscope (Sagittarius)	0		Effect: "Badger Underfoot", Effect Duration: 57
6806	diffused denatured disco horoscope (Capricorn)	0		Effect: "Neuromancy", Effect Duration: 59
6807	blurry forbidden The Sagittarian's leisure pants of the cheetah	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 18"
6808	toy accordion	0		Song Duration: 5
6809	accordion	0		Song Duration: 10
6810	beer-battered accordion of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 6
6811	baritone accordion of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 7
6812	mama's squeezebox of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 8
6813	guancertina of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 9
6814	frightening accordion file	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10
6815	twirling baleful accord ion	0		Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10
6816	lime green Usain Bolt's bone bandoneon	0		Initiative: +80, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 11
6817	Annie Oakley's pentatonic accordion	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 12
6818	Van der Graaf non-Euclidean non-accordion	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15
6819	dog trainer's groovy Accordion of Jordion	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 14
6820	Van der Graaf autocalliope	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15
6821	lard-coated accordionoid rocca	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 18
6822	zippy pygmy concertinette	0		Initiative: +20, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 17
6823	extremely unsafe slick ghost accordion	0		Moxie: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 16
6824	skewed studded peace accordion	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 19
6825	Samson's strapping alarm accordion	0		Muscle: +5, Experience (Muscle): +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 20
6826	Oprah's groovy All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig of the empath	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Familiar Weight: +5, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 13"
6827	personal trainer's KoL Con X Treasure Map of the empath	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Familiar Weight: +5
6828	mediocre discocktail	3	decent	
6829	reassuring KoL Con X Bingo Card	0		Spooky Resistance: +1
6830	shellacked Temporal Tempera Tube	0		Damage Reduction: 7
6831	oxidized mirror Tallowcreme Halloween Pumpkin	0		Effect: "Simulation Stimulation", Effect Duration: 64
6832	shaking Way More Tears&trade; pepper spray	0		
6833	anodized wet cold-filtered wobbly Milk Studs	0		Effect: "Flaming Weapon", Effect Duration: 16
6834	flattened concentrated box of Dweebs	0		Effect: "Flamb&eacute;-a-thon", Effect Duration: 57
6835	alkaline pressed huge bag of W&Ws	0		Effect: "Top Dog", Effect Duration: 69
6836	oxidized adjusted altered blurry huge PEEZ dispenser	0		Effect: "Pretending to Pretend", Effect Duration: 31
6837	cold-filtered Swizzler	0		Effect: "Uncanny Shot", Effect Duration: 42
6838	cold-filtered anodized Bugbearclaw Donut	0		Effect: "Heightened Senses", Effect Duration: 19
6839	tarnished purple jam	0		Effect: "Fudge Headache", Effect Duration: 45
6840	pickled diffused ghostly teal Whenchamacallit bar	0		Effect: "Dilated Pupils", Effect Duration: 13
6841	vacuum-sealed warmed 8-bit banana	0		Effect: "Mushroom Samba", Effect Duration: 59
6842	boiled energized jittery blurry vial of blood simple syrup	0		Effect: "Aloofah", Effect Duration: 24
6843	irradiated bone bons	0		Effect: "Quantum of Moxie", Effect Duration: 62
6844	cold-filtered ironic mint	0		Effect: "Christmessy", Effect Duration: 39
6845	tumbling unused walkie-talkie	0		Free Pull
6846	walkie-talkie	0		Free Pull
6847	killing jar	0		
6848	security flashlight of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100
6849	Vulcanized anodized spinning wobbly Effermint&trade; tablets	0		Effect: "Benetton's Medley of Diversity", Effect Duration: 69
6850	Annie Oakley's sturdy cane of the glutton of the early riser	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Food Drop: +100, Adventures: +7
6851	huge bowl of candy	0		
6852	Ultra Mega Sour Ball	0		
6853	carton of rotten eggs	0		
6854	desert sightseeing pamphlet	0		
6855	a suspicious address	0		
6856	Newton's Bal-musette accordion	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6857	miser's Cajun accordion	0		Meat Drop: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6858	ghostly medical-grade quirky accordion	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6859	jittery Usain Bolt's auspicious Skipper's accordion	0		Item Drop: +10, Initiative: +80, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6860	reassuring grievous Pantsgiving of the dark arts of the overflowing toilet	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Resistance: +1, Softcore Only, Bonus Resting HP: [5*F], Bonus Resting MP: [5*F], Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Talk About Politics", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Pocket Crumbs", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Air Dirty Laundry", Drops Items, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-11", Variable
6861	stale can of sardines	3	decent	Last Available: "2013-11"
6862	snack-sized normal high-calorie sugar substitute	2	good	Last Available: "2013-11"
6863	special bland narrow pat of butter	4	decent	Effect: "Rootin' Around", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2013-11"
6864	bland massive dinner roll	6	decent	Last Available: "2013-11"
6865	yummy huge mashed potatoes	6	awesome	Last Available: "2013-11"
6866	adequate special whole turkey leg	4	good	Effect: "Aspect of the Twinklefairy", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2013-11"
6867	adequate squat deviled egg	3	good	Last Available: "2013-11"
6868	irradiated lime green finger exerciser	0		Effect: "Florid Cheeks", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2013-11"
6869	diffused nitrogenated wobbly dented spoon	0		Effect: "Concentration", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2013-11"
6870	cold-filtered mirror love note	0		Effect: "Icy Composition", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2013-11"
6871	school beer pull tab	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6872	energized warmed nail file	0		Effect: "Unusual Perspective", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2013-11"
6873	alkaline energized huge tumbling candy wrapper	0		Effect: "Slimy Hands", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2013-11"
6874	gym membership card	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6875	boiled post-holiday sale coupon	0		Effect: "Remaining Alive", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2013-11"
6876	purple dry cleaning receipt	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6877	pocket lint (blue)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6878	pocket lint (green)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6879	squat pocket lint (white)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6880	bouncing pocket lint (orange)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6881	knitted chaotic quilted bowl of petunias of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Damage Absorption: +40, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2013-11"
6882	narrow twirling scandalous curative veiny power sock of the early riser	0		Maximum HP: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5, Adventures: +7, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-11"
6883	fireproof scorching curative quilted wool sock	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Hot Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +3, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-11"
6884	frightening nasty manspreader's savvy moustache sock	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Monster Level: +10, Stench Damage: +5, Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-11"
6885	magnetized spirit gum	0		Effect: "Cold as Ice", Effect Duration: 48
6886	mirror spirit pillow	0		
6887	cyan spirit sheet	0		
6888	spirit mattress	0		
6889	spinning spirit blanket	0		
6890	spirit bed	0		
6891	tumbling energetic weightlifter's spirit bell of vim and vigor	0		Muscle: +15, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
6892	vacuum-sealed corrupted spoonful of Linguine-Os	0		Effect: "Buff as a Baobab", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2013-11"
6893	energized freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini	0		Effect: "Like a Fish to Walter", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2013-11"
6894	diffused blob of Alphredo&trade;	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Creepy Pasta", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2013-11"
6895	pickled handful of crafty noodles	0		Effect: "A Few Extra Pounds", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2013-11"
6896	extra-chilled triple-polymerized tangled mass of pasta	0		Effect: "Serenity", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2013-11"
6897	extra-aerosolized Can of Spaghetto	0		Effect: "Abyssal Tears", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2013-11"
6898	huge Chef Boy, R&D's business card	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6899	lime green Thwaitgold ant statuette	0		
6900	experimental carbon fiber pasta additive	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Last Available: "2013-11"
6901	hazardous sauce dosimeter	0		Class: "Sauceror", Last Available: "2013-11"
6902	reassuring Oprah's flask flops	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip
6903	electrified magnetized nuts	0		Effect: "Slippery Tongue", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2013-12"
6904	diffused galvanized diffused bolts	0		Effect: "The Strength... of the Future", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2013-12"
6905	tasty gingerbread robot	3	awesome	Last Available: "2013-12"
6906	normal bouncing petit 4.1	3	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
6907	adequate nut-shaped Crimbo cookie	3	good	Last Available: "2023-06"
6908	thinker's plastic GORM-8	0		Mysticality: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6909	zippy plastic warbear	0		Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6910	stiffened plastic Toybot	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Last Available: "2013-12"
6911	plastic warbear fortress of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2013-12"
6912	mirror resourceful slick plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.	0		Moxie: +10, Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2013-12"
6913	red warbear whosit	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6914	warbear hoverbelt piecepart	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6915	maroon huge wobbly clever warbear hoverbelt of the empath of the blizzard	0		Maximum MP: +20, Familiar Weight: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6916	warbear battery	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6917	warbear badge	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6918	oxidized tarnished warbear wardance potion	0		Effect: "Make Meat FA$T!", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2013-12"
6919	energized boiled upside-down warbear bearserker potion	0		Effect: "Spore-Wreathed", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2013-12"
6920	quadruple-altered liquefied polarized olive warbear liquid overcoat	0		Effect: "Fudge Headache", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2013-12"
6921	small rotten fancy warbear feasting bread	2	crappy	Effect: "Super-Electrified", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6922	normal warbear warrior bread	4	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
6923	bland wobbly warbear thermoregulator bread	3	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
6924	drinkable warbear feasting mead	3	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
6925	tolerable practically non-alcoholic warbear bearserker mead	1	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
6926	triple-distilled drinkable warbear blizzard mead	7	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
6927	warbear helm fragment	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6928	wobbly Jack Frost's wicked Samson's warbear plain fedora	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Spell Damage: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6929	up-at-dawn warbear feathered fedora	0		Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6930	experienced cool warbear fedora of the scaredy-cat	0		Moxie: +5, Experience: +2, Monster Level: -15, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep", Last Available: "2013-12"
6931	inspector's knitted friendly warbear plain helm	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Cold Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +15, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6932	maroon ruddy warbear spiked helm	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6933	cyan resourceful rock-hard personal trainer's warbear electro-spiked helm	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum MP: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy", Last Available: "2013-12"
6934	nasty Herculean warbear plain ushanka of horror	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Stench Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6935	huge huge frightening warbear lined ushanka	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6936	foul-smelling strapping warbear heated ushanka of the early riser	0		Muscle: +5, Stench Damage: +10, Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "1xatk, 1xLep", Last Available: "2013-12"
6937	warbear trouser fragment	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6938	shaking reassuring toasty warbear party pants of doom	0		Hot Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6939	brawny warbear ceremonial party pants	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6940	quilted dance instructor's weightlifter's warbear high festival pants	0		Muscle: +15, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Damage Absorption: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul", Last Available: "2013-12"
6941	chilly Herculean brainy warbear battle greaves	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience (Muscle): +1, Cold Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
6942	razor-sharp warbear officer greaves	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6943	padded warbear bearserker greaves of the ox of the cheetah	0		Muscle: +20, Damage Absorption: +20, Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr", Last Available: "2013-12"
6944	scorching deadly Da Vinci's warbear johns	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Weapon Damage: +5, Hot Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6945	steel-toed warbear fleece-lined johns	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6946	wobbly blurry olive toasty warbear johns of the ox of doom	0		Muscle: +20, Hot Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2013-12"
6947	warbear accoutrements chunk	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6948	pulsating lime green Herculean groovy warbear goggles of vim and vigor	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6949	warbear snowblindness goggles of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6950	wool Jack Frost's vibrating warbear polarized goggles	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6951	bouncing extremely unsafe educational warbear laser bowtie of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Experience: +1, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6952	brainy warbear plasma bowtie	0		Mysticality: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6953	quilted warbear nuclear bowtie of vim and vigor of courage	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6954	rosy-cheeked warbear warscarf of the overflowing toilet	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6955	narrow clever warbear fleece-lined warscarf	0		Maximum MP: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6956	twirling green perfumed aromatic warbear warscarf of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Stench Resistance: 6, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6957	skewed warbear requisition box	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6958	warbear exo-arm	0		Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6959	wobbly jittery stanky warbear foil hat	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
6960	warbear energy bracers	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6961	mansplainer's brawny warbear oil pan	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Monster Level: +15, Class: "Sauceror", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spray Hot Grease", Last Available: "2013-12"
6962	gray huge warbear laser beacon	0		Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6963	careful warbear exhaust manifold	0		Monster Level: -10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6964	warbear jackhammer drill press	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6965	gray warbear auto-anvil	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6966	upside-down warbear induction oven	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6967	blurry warbear chemistry lab	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6968	mirror warbear officer requisition box	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6969	warbear empathy chip	0		Skill: "Psychokinetic Hug", Last Available: "2013-12"
6970	warbear drone assembler	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6971	warbear breakfast machine assembler	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6972	blind-packed die-cast toy	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6973	die-cast Bashful the Reindeer of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6974	red forbidden die-cast Doc the Reindeer	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2013-12"
6975	huge deadly die-cast Dopey the Reindeer	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6976	twirling die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6977	tumbling extremely unsafe die-cast Happy the Reindeer	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2013-12"
6978	jittery family-friendly die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2013-12"
6979	curative die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6980	die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6981	wool die-cast factory worker elf	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2013-12"
6982	spinning clever die-cast gift-wrapping elf	0		Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6983	razor-sharp die-cast middle-management elf	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6984	maroon mirror Fonzie's die-cast pencil-pusher elf	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Last Available: "2013-12"
6985	squat vibrating die-cast stocking-stuffer elf	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6986	spinning mansplainer's die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign	0		Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2013-12"
6987	flame-wreathed die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6988	executive electrified die-cast death ray in a pear tree	0		Meat Drop: +40, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6989	supercool die-cast turtle mech	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6990	lion tamer's die-cast Swiss hen	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2013-12"
6991	narrow friendly die-cast killing bird	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
6992	asbestos-lined die-cast ring	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6993	huge cool die-cast goose a-laying	0		Moxie: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6994	blinking boxer's die-cast swarm a-swarming	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6995	scorching die-cast blade a-spinning	0		Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6996	lion tamer's die-cast arc-welding Elfborg	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2013-12"
6997	flame-retardant die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2013-12"
6998	blurry die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg of Tarzan of the overflowing toilet	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2013-12"
6999	gravedigger's Herculean die-cast Father Crimborg	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
7000	Van der Graaf energetic die-cast Don Crimbo	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2013-12"
7001	up-at-dawn wool die-cast Uncle Hobo	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
7002	forbidden personal trainer's die-cast Father Crimbo	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2013-12"
7003	The Smith's Tome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12", Skill: "Summon Smithsness"
7004	moist blinking Flaskfull of Hollow	0		Effect: "Turkey-Agitated", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2013-12"
7005	lump of Brituminous coal	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7006	dried handful of Smithereens	1	awesome	Effect: "Florid Cheeks", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2013-12"
7007	normal Every Day is Like This Sundae	3	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
7008	adequate fancy Miserable Pie	3	good	Effect: "Influence of Sphere", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2013-12"
7009	low-calorie delicious enchanted olive This Charming Flan	1	awesome	Effect: "Serenity", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2013-12"
7010	hand-crafted shaking Irish Coffee, English Heart	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-12"
7011	bad Strikes Again Bigmouth	4	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
7012	spirit-forward acceptable Paint A Vulgar Pitcher	5	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
7013	Golden Light	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7014	Louder Than Bomb	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7015	Handsome Devil	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7016	auspicious Jeselnik's brawny Work is a Four Letter Sword of terror	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
7017	blurry rosy-cheeked grievous slick Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals of incineration	0		Moxie: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2013-12"
7018	fireproof hale dance instructor's Sheila Take a Crossbow of the detective	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum HP: +20, Hot Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
7019	lard-coated flame-wreathed studded arcane researcher's A Light that Never Goes Out	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Damage Absorption: +80, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
7020	wool lard-coated toasty Da Vinci's Half a Purse	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Hot Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2013-12"
7021	spinning reassuring veiny Hairpiece On Fire of dire peril of the cheetah	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum HP: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7022	studded savvy Vicar's Tutu of bravery	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Damage Absorption: +80, Spooky Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +5, Familiar Effect: "1.2xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7023	perfumed double-paned Samson's Hand in Glove	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Cold Resistance: +5, Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2013-12"
7024	lightning-fast scandalous stanky Meat Tenderizer is Murder	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +5, Initiative: +40, Class: "Seal Clubber", Last Available: "2013-12"
7025	sinister Ouija Board, Ouija Board of chilblains of the detective	0		Spell Damage: +10, Cold Damage: +25, Item Drop: +20, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Last Available: "2013-12"
7026	scorching brainy Hand that Rocks the Ladle of the blizzard	0		Mysticality: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Hot Damage: +25, Class: "Pastamancer", Last Available: "2013-12"
7027	horrifying nasty Saucepanic of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Stench Damage: +5, Spooky Damage: +25, Class: "Sauceror", Last Available: "2013-12"
7028	smooth Frankly Mr. Shank of James Dean of horror	0		Moxie: +15, Experience (Moxie): +3, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Disco Bandit", Last Available: "2013-12"
7029	upside-down scorching chilly Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion of the overflowing toilet	0		Cold Damage: +5, Hot Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15, Last Available: "2013-12"
7030	maroon steel-toed third-hand lantern	0		Damage Reduction: 9
7031	loose purse strings	0		
7032	diet stale upside-down pickled egg	1	decent	
7033	cup of lukewarm tea	1	good	
7034	fuchsia warbear soda machine assembler	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7035	warbear box	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7036	warbear high-efficiency still	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7037	blurry warbear LP-ROM burner	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7038	teal warbear gyrocopter	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7039	magnetized warbear robo-camouflage unit	0		Effect: "Sweet Taste", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2013-12"
7040	warbear beeping telegram	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7041	warbear procedural hilarity drone	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12"
7042	warbear metalworking primer	0		Skill: "Shrap", Last Available: "2013-12"
7043	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7044	ionized galvanized gray jittery glass slipper	0		Effect: "Carrrsmic", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2014-12"
7045	altered antimatter wad	1	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
7046	liquefied warbear superpotion	0		Effect: "Sweet Nostalgia", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2013-12"
7047	altered upside-down warbear liquid lasers	0		Effect: "Cold, Dead Hands", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2013-12"
7048	modified warbear rejuvenation potion	0		Effect: "Notably Lovely", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2013-12"
7049	broken warbear gyrocopter	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7050	spoiled tiny warbear gyro	1	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
7051	vacuum-sealed skewed recording of Rolando's Rondo of Resisto	0		Effect: "Greasy Visage", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2013-12"
7052	warbear metalworking primer (used)	0		Skill: "Shrap", Last Available: "2013-12"
7053	warbear empathy chip (used)	0		Skill: "Psychokinetic Hug", Last Available: "2013-12"
7054	warbear drone codes	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7055	decent squat breakfast mess	3	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
7056	skewed huge warbear breakfast machine	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7057	miniature flavorless blurry breakfast miracle	2	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
7058	Vulcanized dry Cloaca Cola Polar	0		Effect: "Flagrantly Fragrant", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2013-12"
7059	warbear soda machine	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7060	festive warbear bank	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7061	grimstone mask	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7062	praying Grim Brother	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
7063	tumbling Grim Brothers' story book	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7064	hibernating Grimstone Golem	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
7065	twisted skewed twirling grim fairy tale	1	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7066	grimstone galoshes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7067	quantum single of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	0		Effect: "Dexteri Tea", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2010-02"
7068	super-irradiated liquefied single of Donho's Bubbly Ballad	0		Effect: "Notably Lovely", Effect Duration: 13
7069	jittery skewed Discontent&trade; Winter Garden Catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-01"
7070	wobbly packet of winter seeds	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7071	miniature decent snow berries	2	good	Last Available: "2014-01"
7072	delicious shaking ice harvest	4	awesome	Last Available: "2014-01"
7073	boiled red skewed blurry frost flower	0		Effect: "Thick, Sick", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2014-01"
7074	wet quadruple-pressed snow cleats	0		Effect: "Preemptive Medicine", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2014-01"
7075	cold-filtered liquid ice pack	0		Effect: "Compensatory Cruelness", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2014-01"
7076	snow boards	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7077	rotten narrow snow crab	3	crappy	Last Available: "2014-01"
7078	drinkable practically non-alcoholic twirling Ice Island Long Tea	1	good	Last Available: "2014-01"
7079	unfinished ice sculpture	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7080	ice sculpture	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7081	ice house	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7082	tumbling snow machine	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7083	snow mobile of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Cold", Last Available: "2014-01"
7084	blue wool ice bucket	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7085	occult snow shovel of the empath	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Weight: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7086	twirling huge ruddy Da Vinci's wizardly bod-ice	0		Mysticality: +25, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7087	upside-down double-paned Temple Grandin's hardy hardened snow belt	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum HP: +50, Familiar Weight: +7, Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7088	tumbling wobbly asbestos-lined frosty steel-toed ice nine of incineration	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Hot Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7089	snow fort	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7090	watered-down perfectly mixed En Una Fila Tequila	2	EPIC	
7091	Skully's hot chocolate	1	good	
7092	huge twirling crafty warbear dress helmet of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum MP: +10, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7093	red miser's warbear dress bracers of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
7094	tumbling Temple Grandin's extremely unsafe warbear dress greaves	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Weight: +7, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7095	stanky forbidden sweatband	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-12"
7096	spinning upside-down friendly brawny gym shorts	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +3, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xGhuol, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-12"
7097	double-paned rock-hard ankleweights	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-12"
7098	miser's perfumed wool sweat socks of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Cold Resistance: +1, Stench Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +10, Drops Items, Last Available: "2014-12"
7099	huge pint of sweat	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7100	Jerks' Health&trade; Magazine	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7101	compressed upside-down Five Second Energy&trade;	1		Last Available: "2014-12"
7102	pixie axie	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7103	ionized diffused maroon powder	0		Effect: "Well-preserved", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2014-12"
7104	shaking veiny licorice whip	0		Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2014-12"
7105	anise-flavored venom	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7106	watered-down delicious gray snakebite	2	awesome	Last Available: "2014-12"
7107	sinister beefcake's candy stick	0		Muscle: +25, Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2014-12"
7108	rotten small pecan	2	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7109	stale pecan pie	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7110	chocolate-stained collar	0		Candy Drop: +25, Last Available: "2014-12"
7111	rotten candy mountain oyster	3	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7112	lousy watered-down chocotini	2	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7113	shaking yellow zippy Tesla educational chocolate rabbit's foot	0		Experience: +1, Initiative: +20, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2014-12"
7114	adequate candy carrot	4	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7115	stale candy carrot cake	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7116	thinker's carrot-on-a-stick of the brazier	0		Mysticality: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2014-12"
7117	Annie Oakley's weasel stomping pants of the boozehound	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Booze Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, cap 20", Last Available: "2014-12"
7118	stale half-sized mulberry	2	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7119	bad special skewed mulled berry wine	3	decent	Effect: "Yuletide Sappiness", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2014-12"
7120	lemony scales	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7121	wholesome lemon party hat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7122	lemon shirt of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-12"
7123	lemon drop trousers of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7124	polarized deionized lemonhead caviar	0		Effect: "Empathy", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2014-12"
7125	gummi sword of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2014-12"
7126	flattened unsweetened olive small gummi fin	0		Effect: "Squid Squint", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2014-12"
7127	tumbling electrified chocolate cow bone	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2014-12"
7128	anodized dry gummi fang	0		Effect: "Human-Elemental Hybrid", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2014-12"
7129	normal squat leftover canap&eacute;s	4	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7130	weak bad narrow magnum of champagne	2	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7131	rosewater-soaked shellacked cow creamer of temperance	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Stench Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2014-12"
7132	nitrogenated Outer Wolf&trade; cologne	0		Effect: "Berry Berry Cold", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2014-12"
7133	lupine appetite hormones	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7134	twirling censurious flame-wreathed wolf whistle	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow Wolf Whistle", Last Available: "2014-12"
7135	normal green witch's bread	3	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7136	anodized alkaline twirling blurry witch's brew	0		Effect: "Busy Bein' Delicious", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2014-12"
7137	frightening Temple Grandin's medical-grade witch's bra	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Spooky Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2014-12"
7138	mediocre extra-dry mid-level medieval mead	5	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7139	diffused olive R&uuml;mpelstiltz	0		Effect: "You Can Really Taste the Dormouse", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2014-12"
7140	spinning wheel	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7141	chilled green ghostly hi-octane carrot juice	0		Effect: "Fizzier Than Light", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2014-12"
7142	extra-dry anodized electrified wobbly hare brush	0		Effect: "Cruisin' for a Bruisin'", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2014-12"
7143	rosy-cheeked beefy hare pin	0		Muscle: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-12"
7144	gray odd coin	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7145	huge normal cinnamon cannoli	8	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7146	smooth narrow expensive champagne	4	awesome	Last Available: "2014-12"
7147	altered jittery polo trophy	0		Effect: "Lubed", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2014-12"
7148	oil painting	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7149	wobbly rosary	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7150	ornate dowsing rod	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7151	straw	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7152	shaking	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7153	clay	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7154	filling	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7155	parchment	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7156	glass	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7157	blurry prompt supercharged boxer's fire hose	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 37", Last Available: "2014-12"
7158	adequate snack-sized fireman's lunch	2	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7159	fortified plain paper hat of chilblains of the brazier	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Cold Damage: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, cap 37", Last Available: "2014-12"
7160	toothsome tiny ice cream sandwich	1	awesome	Last Available: "2014-12"
7161	greasy Sinatra's &quot;honey&quot; dipper of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): 8, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2014-12"
7162	tasty immense blurry plumber's lunch	8	awesome	Last Available: "2014-12"
7163	asbestos-lined flame-retardant skull gearshift knob of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Hot Resistance: 6, Last Available: "2014-12"
7164	rotten nachos of the night	4	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7165	stanky Jim Carey's Sketcherz&trade; of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Monster Level: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2014-12"
7166	yummy spinning narrow can of Adultwitch&trade;	4	awesome	Last Available: "2014-12"
7167	quantum tarnished huge smudge stick	0		Effect: "Unrunnable Face", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2014-12"
7168	super-pickled ghostly wall	0		Effect: "Prideful Strut", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2014-12"
7169	tolerable jittery tankard of ale	3	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7170	electrified liquefied pulsating teal scroll case	0		Effect: "The Smile of Mr. A.", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2014-12"
7171	polymerized narrow tumbling jug of &quot;wine&quot;	0		Effect: "Human-Hobo Hybrid", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2014-12"
7172	juggling ball	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7173	crappy camera	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7174	yummy humble pie	3	awesome	Last Available: "2014-12"
7175	small golem	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7176	shaking crappy camera	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7177	quantum quadruple-deionized squat purple crappy waiter disguise	0		Effect: "Natural 20", Effect Duration: 28
7178	Copperhead Charm	0		
7179	red The First Pizza	0		
7180	fuchsia pulsating The Lacrosse Stick of Lacoronado	0		
7181	The Eye of the Stars	0		
7182	The Stankara Stone	0		
7183	narrow Murphy's Rancid Black Flag	0		
7184	wobbly The Shield of Brook	0		
7185	Red Zeppelin ticket	0		
7186	ghostly Copperhead Charm (rampant)	0		
7187	acceptable watered-down huge unnamed cocktail	2	good	
7188	handful of tips	0		
7189	crafty unrequired jacket	0		Maximum MP: +10
7190	tommy gun of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unload Tommy Gun"
7191	drum of tommy ammo	0		
7192	squat throwing knife	0		
7193	lime green throwing spoon	0		
7194	throwing fork	0		
7195	upside-down auspicious breadchucks	0		Item Drop: 15
7196	narrow blue shuriken salad	0		
7197	steel-toed combat fan	0		Damage Reduction: 9
7198	friendly silk skirt of the brazier	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 38"
7199	blowdart	0		
7200	upside-down Buddy Bjorn of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2014-02"
7201	veiny steel-toed The Nuge's favorite crossbow of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum HP: +10
7202	special small bland sweet roll Alabama	2	decent	Effect: "Unusual Perspective", Effect Duration: 50
7203	ghostly baleful Saturday Night Special	0		Spell Damage: +25
7204	lynyrd snare	0		
7205	razor-sharp fleetwood chain	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25
7206	drinkable blinking Green Manalishi	3	good	
7207	hale blade	0		Maximum HP: +20
7208	maroon fire of unknown origin	0		
7209	eagle's milk	1	EPIC	
7210	unsweetened warmed blinking teal eagle feather	0		Effect: "Frigid Weapon", Effect Duration: 39
7211	quantum double-flattened warmed wobbly one pill	0		Effect: "Block-Rockin' Beet", Effect Duration: 22
7212	Jefferson wings of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100
7213	fleetwood macaroni	0		
7214	cheesy eagle sauce	0		
7215	bland fleetwood mac 'n' cheese	4	decent	
7216	lynyrd skin	0		
7217	fuchsia Annie Oakley's lynyrdskin cap	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xVolley, cap 42"
7218	baleful lynyrdskin tunic	0		Spell Damage: +25
7219	blurry greedy lynyrdskin breeches	0		Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1.5xGhuol, cap 42"
7220	shaking cigarette lighter	0		
7221	skewed cyan priceless diamond	0		
7222	boozy hand-crafted Flamin' Whatshisname	5	EPIC	
7223	denatured lynyrd musk	0		Effect: "Hair on Your Chest", Effect Duration: 19
7224	double-paned chilly Kashmir sweater	0		Cold Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +5
7225	rotten custard pie	4	crappy	
7226	tea for one	1	crappy	
7227	perfectly mixed narrow bottle of Evermore	3	EPIC	
7228	box	0		
7229	acceptable wine	4	good	
7230	bad rum	3	decent	
7231	acceptable Murderer's Punch	3	good	
7232	spoiled half-sized enchanted twirling velvet cake	2	crappy	Effect: "Orchid Blood", Effect Duration: 40
7233	tarnished twirling gray shaking letter	0		Effect: "Arcane in the Brain", Effect Duration: 36
7234	cyan Sherlock's beefy book	0		Muscle: +10, Item Drop: +25
7235	lime green Sherlock's censurious masque	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +25, Single Equip
7236	red-hot poker of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3
7237	blurry scorching Red X Shield	0		Hot Damage: +25
7238	blinking mansplainer's badge of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Monster Level: +15, Single Equip
7239	wicked shirt of the scaredy-cat	0		Spell Damage: +5, Monster Level: -15
7240	censurious coat of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +3
7241	twirling family-friendly shoe of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip
7242	button	0		
7243	gray button	0		
7244	nitrogenated blood cells	0		Effect: "Meat the Flintstones", Effect Duration: 62
7245	improved eye	0		Effect: "Bear Clawed", Effect Duration: 28
7246	glark cable	0		
7247	twirling prompt razor-sharp Red Fox glove	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Adventures: +3, Attacks Can't Miss, Single Equip
7248	oxidized energized jittery foxglove	0		Effect: "Deadly Lampblade", Effect Duration: 30
7249	twirling Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	0		
7250	squat energetic Sneaky Pete's jacket of the pedagogue of terror of bravery	0		Experience: +3, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Sneaky Pete)]
7251	jug of Sneaky Pete's Mojo	0		Free Pull
7252	shot of Sneaky Pete's Mojo	0		Free Pull
7253	wobbly Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy	0		
7254	really cocktail shaker	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7255	hand-crafted mini-martini	3	EPIC	
7256	smoke grenade	0		
7257	twisted blurry molotov soda	1	awesome	
7258	super-liquefied tumbling pile of ashes	0		Effect: "Patience of the Tortoise", Effect Duration: 14
7259	crate of firebombs	0		
7260	teal ghostly firebomb	0		
7261	rosewater-soaked dog trainer's quilted Sneaky Pete's basket	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Experience (familiar): +1, Stench Resistance: +3
7262	&quot;I Love Me, Vol. I&quot;	0		
7263	squat photograph of a dog	0		
7264	photograph of a nugget	0		
7265	photograph of an ostrich egg	0		
7266	disposable instant camera	0		
7267	blurry upside-down Sneaky Pete's jacket (collar popped) of the dark arts of the scaredy-cat of the overflowing toilet of the sweet-tooth	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Monster Level: -15, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Candy Drop: +100, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Sneaky Pete)]
7268	Letter for Melvign the Gnome	0		
7269	twirling Professor What garment	0		
7270	fuchsia squat &quot;2 Love Me, Vol. 2&quot;	0		
7271	Thinknerd Blind-Packed Toy	0		
7272	crafty plastic Professor What	0		Maximum MP: +10
7273	supercool plastic Jared the Duskwalker	0		Moxie Percent: +20
7274	plastic Duke Starkiller of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100
7275	beefy plastic Gary Claybender	0		Muscle: +10
7276	chaotic plastic Captain Kerkard	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10
7277	concentrated green blurry robot grease	0		Effect: "Charrrming", Effect Duration: 43
7278	returned Thinknerd package	0		
7279	chilled tarnished wind-up Whatsian robot	0		Effect: "Bonelording", Effect Duration: 24
7280	chilled wind-up vampire teeth	0		Effect: "'Roids of the Rhinoceros", Effect Duration: 44
7281	boiled twirling wind-up navigation droid	0		Effect: "You're High as a Crow, Marty", Effect Duration: 64
7282	unsweetened modified wind-up owl	0		Effect: "Motion", Effect Duration: 19
7283	quadruple-tarnished chilled spinning wind-up ensign	0		Effect: "Sweetened and Fattened", Effect Duration: 41
7284	Temple Grandin's veiny crying statue earrings	0		Maximum HP: +10, Familiar Weight: +7, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover
7285	frightening plastic Duskwalker necklace of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover
7286	toasty beefy plastic replica blaster pistol	0		Muscle: +10, Hot Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover
7287	huge bouncing miser's Gary Claybender's Time Screwer of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover
7288	miser's Space Tourist palmdoctor of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Meat Drop: +10, Lasts Until Rollover
7289	reassuring dance instructor's amok putter of dire peril	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Weapon Damage: +20, Spooky Resistance: +1
7290	small bland amok pudding	2	decent	
7291	deactivated putty buddy	0		
7292	putty coat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7293	electrified super-chilled altered can of V-11	0		Effect: "This Is Where You're a Viking", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2014-03"
7294	huge toasty energetic elevennis shoes	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2014-03"
7295	tumbling elevent	0		Last Available: "2014-03"
7296	occult elevenderizing hammer of the brazier	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2014-03"
7297	deadly Professor What T-Shirt	0		Weapon Damage: +5
7298	purple heavy-duty bendy straw	0		
7299	yellow pellet of plant food	0		
7300	sewing kit	0		
7301	fuchsia wobbly Spookyraven billiards room key	0		
7302	Spookyraven library key	0		
7303	Lady Spookyraven's necklace	0		
7304	huge telegram from Lady Spookyraven	0		
7305	blinking Lady Spookyraven's powder puff	0		
7306	Lady Spookyraven's finest gown	0		
7307	Lady Spookyraven's dancing shoes	0		
7308	ionized adjusted eyebrow pencil	0		Effect: "Third Based", Effect Duration: 66
7309	nitrogenated extra-quantum polarized jittery fuchsia rosewater cream	0		Effect: "Carrrsmic", Effect Duration: 31
7310	alkaline boiled teal bronzer	0		Effect: "Disdain of the War Snapper", Effect Duration: 36
7311	shaking lightning-fast brawny elegant nightstick	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Initiative: +40
7312	still grill	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-06"
7313	box of hickory chips	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7314	poppet	0		
7315	rickety rocking horse	0		
7316	jack-in-the-box	0		
7317	spinning jar of baby ghosts	0		
7318	hardened baleful beefcake's ghost of a necklace	0		Muscle: +25, Spell Damage: +25, Damage Reduction: 3
7319	maroon studded grievous Elizabeth's Dollie	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Damage Absorption: +80
7320	pickled Elizabeth's paintbrush	0		Effect: "Wet Rub", Effect Duration: 13
7321	up-at-dawn personal trainer's Stephen's lab coat	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Adventures: +5
7322	non-polymerized blue Stephen's secret formula	0		Effect: "Spookypants", Effect Duration: 51
7323	gray veiny Jacob's rung of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum HP: +10
7324	pickled bouncing battery	1		Effect: "Papowerful", Effect Duration: 40
7325	mediocre watered-down snakebite	2	decent	
7326	steel-toed rubber ribcage of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Damage Reduction: 9
7327	boiled blurry synthetic marrow	1		
7328	denatured funny bone	0		Effect: "Swimming Head", Effect Duration: 25
7329	boxer's weightlifter's half-melted spoon	0		Muscle: +15, Muscle Percent: +10
7330	mixed the funk	1		
7331	stale small maroon upside-down gunky chicken	2	decent	
7332	pulsating weightlifter's doll head	0		Muscle: +15
7333	droopy doll eye	0		
7334	voice box	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Pull Voice Box String"
7335	Temple Grandin's manspreader's paddle-ball	0		Monster Level: +10, Familiar Weight: +7
7336	aerosolized warmed shaking sound effects record	0		Effect: "Hair on Your Chest", Effect Duration: 31
7337	pulsating alphabet block	0		
7338	super-cold-filtered activated gray blurry dancer	0		Effect: "Musky", Effect Duration: 61
7339	tumbling music box mechanism	0		
7340	bouncing stanky moose antlers	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 27"
7341	non-frozen altered shaking moose thought	0		Effect: "Cybernetic Muscles", Effect Duration: 36
7342	miniature bland moose chocolate	2	decent	
7343	watered-down artisanal maroon painting of a glass of wine	2	EPIC	
7344	green oil painting of yourself	0		
7345	squat ornate picture frame	0		
7346	doll-eye amulet	0		Single Equip
7347	veiny ghost toga	0		Maximum HP: +10, Item Drop: +5
7348	stale gigantic sheet cake	6	decent	
7349	ghost key	0		
7350	green picture of you	0		
7351	Jeselnik's smelly educational Staff of the Electric Range	0		Experience: +1, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25
7352	bland deluxe layer cake	4	decent	
7353	teal chunk of hot iron	0		
7354	strong smooth red-hot boilermaker	5	awesome	
7355	lime green scandalous coal shovel	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shovel Hot Coal"
7356	frozen hot coal	0		Effect: "La Bamba", Effect Duration: 35
7357	flattened coal dust	0		Effect: "New and Improved", Effect Duration: 29
7358	asbestos-lined boxer's Bram's choker of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Muscle Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip
7359	teal plaid swatch	0		
7360	plaid bandage	0		
7361	plaid pocket square of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7362	narrow therapeutic strapping plaid skirt	0		Muscle: +5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 38"
7363	galvanized corrupted bloodstain stick	0		Effect: "Jungle Juiced", Effect Duration: 57
7364	fabric softener	0		
7365	non-pickled fabric hardener	0		Effect: "Pisces in the Skyces", Effect Duration: 25
7366	irresponsibly strong bad huge bottle of laundry sherry	10	decent	
7367	corrupted enhanced industrial strength starch	0		Effect: "Strong Spirit", Effect Duration: 11, Wiki Name: "industrial strength starch"
7368	super-sized moldy extra-flat panini	5	crappy	
7369	aerosolized mangled finger	0		Effect: "Sticks and Stones", Effect Duration: 40
7370	drinkable watered-down Psychotic Train wine	2	good	
7371	crazy hobo notebook	0		
7372	small tasty spinning pie man was not meant to eat	2	awesome	
7373	inspector's sommelier's towel	0		Item Drop: +15
7374	Temple Grandin's tarnished tastevin	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Single Equip
7375	flavorless actual tapas	4	decent	
7376	ghast iron ingot	0		
7377	gray jittery executive wizardly ghast iron cleaver	0		Mysticality: +25, Meat Drop: +40
7378	toasty savvy ghast iron Garibaldi	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 14"
7379	careful ghast iron heater shield of doom	0		Monster Level: -10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
7380	curative ghast iron codpiece of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 42"
7381	boxer's Pendant of Gargalesis	0		Muscle Percent: +10
7382	Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab	0		Last Available: "2014-04"
7383	DNA extraction syringe	0		Last Available: "2014-04"
7384	electrified enhanced Gene Tonic: Dude	0		Effect: "For Your Brain Only", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2014-04"
7385	modified blurry Gene Tonic: Beast	0		Effect: "Aspect of the GravyPlum Fairy", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2014-04"
7386	boiled ionized improved Gene Tonic: Construct	0		Effect: "Hare-o-dynamic", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2014-04"
7387	flattened blinking Gene Tonic: Undead	0		Effect: "Hairy Palms", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2014-04"
7388	non-adjusted tarnished extra-concentrated Gene Tonic: Humanoid	0		Effect: "Beta Carotene Overdose", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2014-04"
7389	enhanced frozen Gene Tonic: Insect	0		Effect: "Sweet and Yellow", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2014-04"
7390	triple-enhanced Gene Tonic: Hippy	0		Effect: "Good Motivator", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2014-04"
7391	chilled anodized Gene Tonic: Orc	0		Effect: "Putting the Pro in Proletariat", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2014-04"
7392	pickled double-modified Gene Tonic: Demon	0		Effect: "Rat-Faced", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2014-04"
7393	tarnished quantum spinning Gene Tonic: Horror	0		Effect: "Thicker, Sicker", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2014-04"
7394	vacuum-sealed liquefied shaking Gene Tonic: Fish	0		Effect: "Got Your Boots On", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2014-04"
7395	extra-corrupted wobbly Gene Tonic: Goblin	0		Effect: "Tasting the Rainbow", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2014-04"
7396	denatured upside-down Gene Tonic: Pirate	0		Effect: "Irresistible Resolve", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2014-04"
7397	galvanized Gene Tonic: Plant	0		Effect: "The Solution", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2014-04"
7398	wet concentrated squat upside-down Gene Tonic: Weird	0		Effect: "Powdered", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2014-04"
7399	galvanized ionized squat Gene Tonic: Elf	0		Effect: "Cool Spirit", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2014-04"
7400	boiled wet polarized wobbly Gene Tonic: Mer-kin	0		Effect: "The Dinsey Spirit", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2014-04"
7401	chilled jittery Gene Tonic: Slime	0		Effect: "Gummiskin", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2014-04"
7402	moist frozen Gene Tonic: Penguin	0		Effect: "Dexteri Tea", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2014-04"
7403	alkaline cyan Gene Tonic: Elemental	0		Effect: "Well-Oiled", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2014-04"
7404	dry Gene Tonic: Constellation	0		Effect: "Here's Mud in Your Eye", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2014-04"
7405	quantum irradiated bouncing Gene Tonic: Hobo	0		Effect: "Dweeby", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2014-04"
7406	tumbling Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#1)	0		
7407	tumbling Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#2)	0		
7408	pulsating Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#3)	0		
7409	Steam Card: Space Trip (#1)	0		
7410	Steam Card: Space Trip (#2)	0		
7411	narrow Steam Card: Space Trip (#3)	0		
7412	Steam Card: Meteoid (#1)	0		
7413	blue blinking Steam Card: Meteoid (#2)	0		
7414	gray Steam Card: Meteoid (#3)	0		
7415	purple Steam Card: DemonStar (#1)	0		
7416	Steam Card: DemonStar (#2)	0		
7417	Steam Card: DemonStar (#3)	0		
7418	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#1)	0		
7419	mirror tumbling green Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#2)	0		
7420	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#3)	0		
7421	pencil thin mushroom	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7422	mirror Paradaisical Cheeseburger recipe	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7423	salty sailor salt	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7424	bike rental broupon	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7425	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Cocktail Sauce Bottle	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7426	sprinkle shaker	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7427	polymerized huge sleight-of-hand mushroom	0		Effect: "Thanksgot", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2014-05"
7428	bouncing Taco Dan's Taco Stand's Taco Receipt	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7429	Beach Buck	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7430	colloidal electrified upside-down wobbly teal Fun-Guy spore	0		Effect: "Pasta Oneness", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2014-05"
7431	activated denatured ghostly upside-down spinning Boletus Broletus mushroom	0		Effect: "Healthy Bronze Glow", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2014-05"
7432	activated pressed teal Omphalotus Omphaloskepsis mushroom	0		Effect: "The Living Hitpoints", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2014-05"
7433	concentrated cold-filtered Gyromitra Dynomita mushroom	0		Effect: "Bored Stiff", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2014-05"
7434	galvanized mirror Helvella Haemophilia mushroom	0		Effect: "Good Motivator", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2014-05"
7435	warmed deionized twirling Stemonitis Staticus mushroom	0		Effect: "A Few Extra Pounds", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2014-05"
7436	super-pressed gray Tremella Tarantella mushroom	0		Effect: "Ancestral Disapproval", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2014-05"
7437	blinking spinning Pastaco shell	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7438	bland maroon Beefy Crunch Pastaco	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7439	thick bland Brain Food Pastaco	5	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7440	flavorless Cool Brunch Pastaco	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7441	stale Medical Pastaco	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7442	moldy upside-down Energy Buzz Pastaco	3	crappy	Last Available: "2014-05"
7443	small yummy Ludovico Pastaco	2	awesome	Last Available: "2014-05"
7444	artisanal overpowering mushroom wine	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-05"
7445	bad jittery complex mushroom wine	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7446	drinkable smooth mushroom wine	3	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7447	special drinkable blood-red mushroom wine	4	good	Effect: "Punch Another Day", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2014-05"
7448	perfectly mixed buzzing mushroom wine	3	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2014-05"
7449	artisanal swirling mushroom wine	3	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2014-05"
7450	moldy Taco Dan's Basic Taco Dan Taco	3	crappy	Last Available: "2014-05"
7451	diet normal Taco Dan's Taco Fish Fish Taco	1	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7452	Taco Dan's Super Taco-Riffic Taco Sauce!	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7453	practically non-alcoholic lousy fuchsia regular-size brogurt	1	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7454	acceptable practically non-alcoholic super-size brogurt	1	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7455	hand-crafted broberry brogurt	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-05"
7456	strong artisanal brocolate brogurt	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-05"
7457	tolerable ghostly fuchsia French bronilla brogurt	4	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7458	History's Most Offensive Jokes, Vol. IX	0		Skill: "Unoffendable", Last Available: "2014-05"
7459	narrow Now You're Cooking With Grease	0		Skill: "Grease Up", Last Available: "2014-05"
7460	Sloppy Seconds Diner Employee Handbook	0		Skill: "Sloppy Secrets", Last Available: "2014-05"
7461	fuchsia industrial strength anti-fungal spray	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7462	Da Vinci's Brogre brorts	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xGhuol, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-05"
7463	upside-down mirror Brogre brolo shirt of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2014-05"
7464	sage Brogre bucket hat	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 14", Last Available: "2014-05"
7465	Spring Break Beach tattoo coupon	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7466	narrow airplane charter: Spring Break Beach	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-05"
7467	one-day ticket to Spring Break Beach	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7468	executive manspreader's 8-billed baseball cap of the cheetah	0		Monster Level: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-05"
7469	executive family-friendly wizardly extremely wet T-shirt	0		Mysticality: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2014-05"
7470	scorching lion tamer's shrimp fork of bravery	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Hot Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2014-05"
7471	boiled modified twirling BROS Energy Drink	0		Effect: "Slimed Stomach", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2014-05"
7472	colloidal teal go-go potion	0		Effect: "Human-Hippy Hybrid", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2014-05"
7473	double-warmed teal shrimp cocktail	0		Effect: "The Halls of Mysticality", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2014-05"
7474	anodized denatured shaking Yolo&trade; chocolates	0		Effect: "You Ate Some Hemp Candy", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2020-09"
7475	tumbling hale string of moist beads	0		Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2014-05"
7476	yellow Ultimate Mind Destroyer	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7477	activated alkaline Meat-inflating powder	0		Effect: "Pumped Up", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2014-05"
7478	wobbly possessed sugar cube	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7479	modified mirror sugar fairy	0		Effect: "Shrimpin' Ain't Easy", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2014-05"
7480	alkaline upside-down sugar bunny	0		Effect: "Jawin'", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2014-05"
7481	tumbling sweet tooth	0		Last Available: "2014-05", Wiki Name: "sweet tooth"
7482	aged Rompedores de Fantasmas	4	awesome	
7483	perfectly mixed La Fantasma y La Oscuridad	3	EPIC	
7484	practically non-alcoholic acceptable Fantasma en la M&aacute;quina	1	good	
7485	blue loosening powder	0		
7486	upside-down castoreum	0		
7487	shaking red drain dissolver	0		
7488	triple-distilled turpentine	0		
7489	detartrated anhydrous sublicalc	0		
7490	wobbly triatomaceous dust	0		
7491	lousy blue bottle of Chateau de Vinegar	4	decent	
7492	blasting soda	0		
7493	unstable fulminate	0		
7494	wine bomb	0		
7495	recipe: mortar-dissolving solution	0		
7496	spinning bottled day	0		
7497	ghost formula	0		
7498	Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette	0		
7499	warmed diffused boiled Hot 'n' Scarys	0		Effect: "Leo Rising", Effect Duration: 28
7500	map	0		
7501	blurry	0		
7502	flattened pickled wobbly narrow Texas tea	0		Effect: "Blessing of Squirtlcthulli", Effect Duration: 66
7503	scandalous dark hamethyst ring	0		Sleaze Damage: +5
7504	Annie Oakley's dark baconstone ring	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20
7505	dark porquoise ring of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7506	scorching book of the early riser	0		Hot Damage: +25, Adventures: +7
7507	jittery huge groovy cloak	0		Moxie Percent: +10
7508	label	0		
7509	low-calorie tasty Mornington crescent roll	1	awesome	
7510	dry quantum eye shadow	0		Effect: "Turtle Power", Effect Duration: 53
7511	crumbling wheel	0		
7512	aerosolized ionized Vulcanized poppy	0		Effect: "There Is A Spoon", Effect Duration: 64
7513	opium grenade	0		
7514	flame-wreathed razor-sharp duonoculars	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
7515	plastic rock	0		
7516	witch's spare house key	0		
7517	perfumed crafty spider leg	0		Maximum MP: +10, Stench Resistance: +5
7518	tumbling wand of pigification	0		
7519	high-proof bad narrow glass of bourbon	7	decent	
7520	twirling burned government manual fragment	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7521	tasty government cheese	3	awesome	Last Available: "2014-05"
7522	Van der Graaf pair of government shades	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-05"
7523	spinning huge space junk	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7524	dry corrupted government	0		Effect: "Can Has Cyborger", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2014-05"
7525	vacuum-sealed squat alien drugs	0		Effect: "Demonic Taint", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2023-09"
7526	weird space book	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7527	skewed mirror alien force field disruptor bean	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7528	skewed stanky smartaleck's government-issued night-vision goggles	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-05"
7529	thick moldy loaf of alien bread	5	crappy	Last Available: "2014-05"
7530	adequate gigantic grilled cheese sandwich	8	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7531	dehydrated skewed jittery alien protein powder	1	good	Effect: "You're High as a Crow, Marty", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2014-05"
7532	tolerable bouncing rocket fuel	3	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7533	huge twirling alien source code printout	0		Skill: "Alien Source Code", Last Available: "2014-05"
7534	blue alien source code printout (used)	0		Skill: "Alien Source Code", Last Available: "2014-05"
7535	tolerable maroon stealth bomber	4	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7536	olive pulsating space beast fur	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7537	twitching space egg	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7538	skewed ramekin of space nuts	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2014-05"
7539	lard-coated space beast fur hat	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley", Last Available: "2014-05"
7540	experienced space beast fur pants	0		Experience: +2, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley", Last Available: "2014-05"
7541	steel-toed space beast fur whip	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Last Available: "2014-05"
7542	space invader	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7543	clever space heater of the cheetah	0		Maximum MP: +20, Initiative: +60, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heat Space", Last Available: "2014-05"
7544	space bar	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7545	weak aged space port	2	awesome	Last Available: "2014-05"
7546	rock-hard wizardly space needle	0		Mysticality: +25, Damage Reduction: 5, Last Available: "2014-05"
7547	super-flattened buffed alien drugs	0		Effect: "Rushtacean'", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2014-05"
7548	teal hot ashes	0		Last Available: "2014-06"
7549	frozen ash soda	0		Effect: "Icy Demeanor", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2014-06"
7550	Vulcanized chilled narrow liquid smoke	0		Effect: "Proprie Tea", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2014-06"
7551	warmed quadruple-energized dollop of barbecue sauce	0		Effect: "EVISCERATE!", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2014-06"
7552	quadruple-oxidized Vulcanized bowl of marinade	0		Effect: "Mushroom Samba", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2014-06"
7553	jittery shaker of dry rub	0		Last Available: "2014-06"
7554	pickled red bottle of lighter fluid	0		Effect: "Alacri Tea", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2014-06"
7555	tumbling lime green page	0		
7556	ghostly elephant gift	0		
7557	denatured narrow blood cells	0		Effect: "Amorous Avarice", Effect Duration: 62
7558	lousy weak enchanted wine	2	decent	Effect: "Nut-Rition", Effect Duration: 40
7559	flattened triple-chilled gummi turtle	0		Effect: "Muddled", Effect Duration: 45
7560	turtle-shaped rock	0		
7561	wet boiled bouncing giraffe-necked turtle	0		Effect: "Memory of Smarts", Effect Duration: 28
7562	warmed concentrated flattened cyan bouncing musk turtle	0		Effect: "You Know When to Walk Away", Effect Duration: 33
7563	wet diffused programmable turtle	0		Effect: "Greasy Peasy", Effect Duration: 42
7564	warmed polymerized Vulcanized wobbly mocking turtle	0		Effect: "Venomous Weapon", Effect Duration: 60
7565	flavorless ham steak	3	decent	
7566	pulsating coward's time-twitching toolbelt	0		Monster Level: -20, Single Equip, Free Pull
7567	shaking Chroner	0		
7568	narrow nippy medical-grade Time Lord Badge of Honor of the businessman	0		Cold Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +50, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
7569	maroon Usain Bolt's electrified Time Bandit Badge of Courage	0		Item Drop: +5, Initiative: +80, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
7570	vacuum-sealed skewed mirror squat Friendliness Beverage	0		Effect: "Thaumodynamic", Effect Duration: 17
7571	silent pea shooter of wisdom of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: 35
7572	spoiled maroon D roll	4	crappy	
7573	Samson's kiwi beak of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience (Muscle): +5
7574	artisanal watered-down New Zealand iced tea	2	EPIC	
7575	ghostly miser's droll monocle of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip
7576	warmed electrified tumbling future drug: Muscularactum	0		Effect: "Material Witness", Effect Duration: 45
7577	quantum ionized future drug: Smartinex	0		Effect: "Superioreo", Effect Duration: 55
7578	double-enhanced narrow future drug: Coolscaline	0		Effect: "Strawberry Alarm", Effect Duration: 54
7579	twitching time capsule	0		
7580	dehydrated bouncing fuchsia liquid shifting time weirdness	1		
7581	shifting time weirdness	0		Adventures: +4, PvP Fights: +4
7582	moldy rack of dinosaur ribs	4	crappy	
7583	perfectly mixed scotch on the rocks	3	EPIC	
7584	squat supercool strapping yabba dabba doo rag	0		Muscle: +5, Moxie Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 27"
7585	wholesome extremely unsafe wooly loincloth	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 27"
7586	green blurry helix fossil	0		
7587	squat S.S. Ticket	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7588	Clan speakeasy	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-07"
7589	triple-distilled bad gray glass of &quot;milk&quot;	10	decent	Last Available: "2014-07"
7590	smooth cup of &quot;tea&quot;	4	awesome	Last Available: "2014-07"
7591	hand-crafted thermos of &quot;whiskey&quot;	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-07"
7592	mediocre Lucky Lindy	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-07"
7593	perfectly mixed Bee's Knees	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-07"
7594	mediocre shaking Sockdollager	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-07"
7595	practically non-alcoholic drinkable red Ish Kabibble	1	good	Last Available: "2014-07"
7596	mediocre practically non-alcoholic shaking Hot Socks	1	decent	Last Available: "2014-07"
7597	tolerable huge Phonus Balonus	3	good	Last Available: "2014-07"
7598	perfectly mixed weak Flivver	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-07"
7599	lousy practically non-alcoholic Sloppy Jalopy	1	decent	Last Available: "2014-07"
7600	altered squat flame	0		Effect: "Heart of Orange", Effect Duration: 11
7601	aerosolized polarized corrupted temporary yak tattoo	0		Effect: "Pharmaceutically Cool", Effect Duration: 60
7602	unsweetened cold-filtered polymerized mirror Fitspiration&trade; poster	0		Effect: "familiar.enq", Effect Duration: 69
7603	anodized electrified denatured neckbeard	0		Effect: "Berry Berry Cold", Effect Duration: 50
7604	chilled artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice	0		Effect: "Elbow Sauce", Effect Duration: 18
7605	wet punk patch	0		Effect: "Thunderheart", Effect Duration: 47
7606	magnetized flattened narrow steampunk potion	0		Effect: "20/20 Vision", Effect Duration: 51
7607	moist ghostly twirling vial of swamp vapors	0		Effect: "Super-Mega-Charged", Effect Duration: 33
7608	super-vacuum-sealed turtle mud	0		Effect: "Mushroom Samba", Effect Duration: 30
7609	super-ionized super-deionized twirling Redeye&trade; Eyedrops	0		Effect: "All Is Forgiven", Effect Duration: 51
7610	boiled electrified purple jittery Dweebisol&trade; inhaler	0		Effect: "Remaining Alive", Effect Duration: 26
7611	polarized diffused ghostly purple Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil	0		Effect: "Hip to Be Square Dancin'", Effect Duration: 17
7612	moist tomato soup poster	0		Effect: "Shot in the Arse", Effect Duration: 62
7613	polarized concentrated bubblin' chemistry solution	0		Effect: "Celestial Vision", Effect Duration: 51
7614	quantum unsweetened voodoo glowskull	0		Effect: "Optimist Primal", Effect Duration: 28
7615	corrupted pulsating pygmy adder oil	0		Effect: "Neutered Nostrils", Effect Duration: 27
7616	unsweetened activated blinking pygmy witchhazel	0		Effect: "Pork Power", Effect Duration: 17
7617	aerosolized wet short deposition	0		Effect: "The Two-Prong Crown", Effect Duration: 22
7618	deionized shaking straw pole	0		Effect: "Cuts Like a Buttered Knife", Effect Duration: 25
7619	liquefied unsweetened tumbling shaking copperhead potion	0		Effect: "Weather, Man", Effect Duration: 63
7620	oxidized ninja fear powder	0		Effect: "Cool Spirit", Effect Duration: 45
7621	colloidal galvanized ninja eyeblack	0		Effect: "Bananas!", Effect Duration: 59
7622	triple-vacuum-sealed gray button rouge	0		Effect: "Remaining Alive", Effect Duration: 54
7623	improved adjusted Red Army camouflage kit	0		Effect: "Brother Corsican's Blessing", Effect Duration: 26
7624	activated activated lynyrd skinner toothblack	0		Effect: "Abyssal Sweat", Effect Duration: 37
7625	polymerized mirror flask of rainwater	0		Effect: "Biologically Shocked", Effect Duration: 49
7626	aerosolized gray skewed oyster badge	0		Effect: "Eyes Wide Propped", Effect Duration: 66
7627	aerosolized warmed plastic Jefferson wings	0		Effect: "Fiery Spirit", Effect Duration: 44
7628	super-quantum dancing fan	0		Effect: "items.enh", Effect Duration: 60
7629	cold-filtered concentrated blue page of the Necrohobocon	0		Effect: "Minerva's Zen", Effect Duration: 44
7630	energized green huge spinning magic powder	0		Effect: "Fishy Fortification", Effect Duration: 29
7631	triple-denatured concentrated jittery friar's tonsure	0		Effect: "Mint-Condition Breath", Effect Duration: 47
7632	pickled pickled upside-down government-issue identification badge	0		Effect: "Cinnamouth", Effect Duration: 55
7633	denatured irradiated blue alien hologram projector	0		Effect: "Uncanny Shot", Effect Duration: 19
7634	vacuum-sealed irradiated turtle	0		Effect: "Fitter, Happier", Effect Duration: 58
7635	extra-dry dry shaking cigar box turtle	0		Effect: "Jungle Juiced", Effect Duration: 59
7636	supercool shellacked shell of the cheetah	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Initiative: +60, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7637	pillow shell of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7638	upside-down forbidden whatsit-covered turtle shell	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7639	lime green bouncing stiffened oil shell	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7640	Da Vinci's turtle shell of the dark arts of extreme caution	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Monster Level: -25, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7641	shocked shell	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer", Damage Aura: 1
7642	ingot turtle	0		
7643	narrow duty umbrella	0		Water Level: -2
7644	pool skimmer	0		
7645	squat life preserver	0		
7646	lightning milk	0		
7647	aquaconda brain	0		
7648	spinning thunder thigh	0		
7649	anodized gourmet gourami oil	0		Effect: "Fishy Fortification", Effect Duration: 62
7650	quadruple-unsweetened blue catfish whiskers	0		Effect: "Yes, Can Haz", Effect Duration: 28
7651	twirling freshwater fishbone	0		
7652	wobbly blue fishbone catcher's mitt	0		
7653	fishbone kneepads	0		Initiative: +60, Single Equip
7654	fishbone corset	0		
7655	fishbone fins	0		Single Equip
7656	fishbone facemask	0		Monster Level: -30
7657	blurry fishbone belt	0		Critical Hit Percent: +25, Weapon Damage: +25, Single Equip
7658	fishbone bracers	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
7659	huge manspreader's neoprene skullcap	0		Monster Level: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 16"
7660	boiled aerosolized goblin water	0		Effect: "Healthy Red Glow", Effect Duration: 67
7661	dumb mud	0		
7662	stale red Sogg-Os	4	decent	
7663	veiny beefcake's Lord Soggyraven's Slippers of the blizzard	0		Muscle: +25, Maximum HP: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
7664	irradiated Ancient Protector Soda	0		Effect: "Crimbo Nostalgia", Effect Duration: 44
7665	polymerized spinning red liquid ice	0		Effect: "Joyful Resolve", Effect Duration: 24
7666	hand-crafted fancy Wet Russian	3	EPIC	Effect: "Weapon of Mass Destruction", Effect Duration: 20
7667	enchanted bland filet of The Fish	4	decent	Effect: "Melancholy Burden", Effect Duration: 5
7668	purple Thwaitgold spider statuette	0		
7669	skewed Socratic groovy thunder down underwear of Calamity Jane	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Lasts Until Rollover
7670	mirror Usain Bolt's toasty lion tamer's famous raincoat	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Hot Damage: +5, Initiative: +80, Lasts Until Rollover
7671	greasy hardy deadly lightning rod	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum HP: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover
7672	auspicious law-abiding citizen cane	0		Item Drop: +10, Single Equip
7673	acceptable legitimate business on the beach	3	good	
7674	beefy hep waders	0		Muscle: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xVolley, cap 12"
7675	spoiled jive turkey leg	3	crappy	
7676	birdbone corset of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
7677	adjusted candy cigarette	0		Effect: "Magically Fingered", Effect Duration: 65
7678	jittery energetic 4-dimensional fez	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 12"
7679	squat cyan throwing candy	0		
7680	maroon twirling steel-toed super-absorbent tarp	0		Damage Reduction: 9
7681	acceptable unquiet spirits	3	good	
7682	banjo kazoo mount of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
7683	wet altered grass	0		Effect: "Frostbeard", Effect Duration: 38
7684	blurry inspector's Time Lord Participation Mug	0		Item Drop: +15
7685	Time Bandit Time Towel of the ox of Gandalf	0		Muscle: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +20
7686	Caveman Dan's favorite rock of the ox of dire peril of extreme caution	0		Muscle: +20, Weapon Damage: +20, Monster Level: -25, Single Equip
7687	improved activated shaking dog ointment	0		Effect: "Stop and Smell the Fudge", Effect Duration: 34
7688	MacGyver's gumshoes of the overflowing toilet	0		Maximum MP: +100, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
7689	yellow flapper floppers of the overflowing toilet of doom	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
7690	scorching chilly sneakeasies	0		Cold Damage: +5, Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip
7691	greasy plastic nunchaku of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2014-08"
7692	wobbly lime green shaking rosy-cheeked fortified brawny hand whip	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2014-08"
7693	blurry jittery blurry rosewater-soaked coward's glow-in-the-dark necklace of incineration	0		Monster Level: -20, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2014-08"
7694	Groll doll	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-08", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.6
7695	asbestos-lined medical-grade cap gun of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Hot Resistance: +5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!", Last Available: "2014-08"
7696	wobbly Annie Oakley's ruddy cassette player	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-08"
7697	chewable paper	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-08"
7698	bouncing rubber spider	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7699	huge maroon &quot;KICK ME&quot; sign	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7700	altered non-galvanized confiscated comic book	0		Effect: "Patent Alacrity", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2014-08"
7701	non-wet confiscated cell phone	0		Effect: "Ironclad", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2014-08"
7702	dry polarized spinning confiscated love note	0		Effect: "Wise Spirit", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2014-08"
7703	LCD game: Food Eater	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7704	LCD game: Garbage River	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7705	LCD game: Burger Belt	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7706	The Confiscator's Grimoire	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-08", Skill: "Summon Confiscated Things"
7707	Vulcanized adjusted mirror rubber nubbin	0		Effect: "Nothing Is Impossible", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2014-08"
7708	fuchsia inspector's wool rubber cape	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2014-08"
7709	asbestos-lined chaotic Newton's Socratic Thor's Pliers	0		Experience (Mysticality): 4, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Attacks Can't Miss, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ply Reality", Last Available: "2014-09", Softcore Only: [1-path(Heavy Rains)]
7710	triple-frozen candy UFOs	0		Effect: "Whole Latte Love", Effect Duration: 28
7711	quilted sinister water wings for babies	0		Spell Damage: +10, Damage Absorption: +40
7712	blinking beautiful rainbow	0		Last Available: "2014-11", Skill: "Belch The Rainbow"
7713	thick yummy Strix stix	5	awesome	
7714	Tesla forbidden vampire pellet of bravery	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Spooky Resistance: +5, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
7715	bad wobbly non-aged vinegar	4	decent	
7716	ghostly skewed occult unsanitized scalpel	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25
7717	mirror knitted gladiator tunica	0		Cold Resistance: +3
7718	lion tamer's Roman sadnals	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip
7719	chilly madius	0		Cold Damage: +5
7720	bouncing prompt radiator heater shield	0		Adventures: +3
7721	pressed anodized fuchsia salt wages	0		Effect: "Bread-Lined", Effect Duration: 57
7722	wizardly centurion helmet	0		Mysticality: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, atk, cap 25"
7723	tumbling Chroner cross	0		
7724	vibrating pteruges	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, atk, cap 25"
7725	warmed Bruno's blessing of Mars	0		Effect: "Scorpio Rising", Effect Duration: 68
7726	deionized squat red jittery Dennis's blessing of Minerva	0		Effect: "Pasty", Effect Duration: 43
7727	denatured Burt's blessing of Bacchus	0		Effect: "Heart of Pink", Effect Duration: 48
7728	ionized Freddie's blessing of Mercury	0		Effect: "Ooh, Sweet!", Effect Duration: 48
7729	Chroner trigger	0		
7730	ghostly Xi Receiver Unit	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7731	blinking transmission from planet Xi	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7732	Black Bart's Booty	0		Skill: "Pirate Bellow"
7733	mirror Xiblaxian circuitry	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7734	Xiblaxian polymer	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7735	Xiblaxian alloy	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7736	bouncing Xiblaxian crystal	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7737	Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7738	upside-down Xiblaxian cache locator simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7739	Xiblaxian holo-training simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7740	spinning Xiblaxian direct marketing simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7741	Xiblaxian holo-buddy simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7742	upside-down Xiblaxian encrypted political prisoner	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7743	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth cowl	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7744	twirling Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth trousers	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7745	jittery Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth vest	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7746	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: ultraburrito	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7747	pulsating Xiblaxian holo-schematic: space whiskey	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7748	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: residence cube	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7749	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: xeno-goggles	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7750	Xiblaxian 5D printer	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7751	twirling Xiblaxian holo-bowtie	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2014-09"
7752	up-at-dawn Xiblaxian xeno-detection goggles	0		Adventures: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-09"
7753	skewed manspreader's quilted Xiblaxian stealth cowl	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Monster Level: +10, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-09"
7754	therapeutic supercool Xiblaxian stealth trousers	0		Moxie Percent: +20, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2014-09"
7755	avaricious nasty Xiblaxian stealth vest	0		Stench Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2014-09"
7756	stale Xiblaxian ultraburrito	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-09"
7757	perfectly mixed fancy triple-distilled Xiblaxian space-whiskey	9	EPIC	Effect: "Nas Tea", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2014-09"
7758	tumbling spinning Xiblaxian residence-cube	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7759	cold-filtered liquefied squat They liver	0		Effect: "Saucemastery", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2014-09"
7760	spoiled They liver popsicle	3	crappy	Last Available: "2014-09"
7761	fuchsia holo-tank	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7762	holo-bomber	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7763	holo-platoon	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7764	mixed olive residual zeal	1		Effect: "Saucegoggles", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2014-09"
7765	extremely unsafe Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Drops Items, Last Available: "2014-09"
7766	quilted defective Golden Mr. Accessory of dire peril of doom	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Damage Absorption: +40, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
7767	twirling airplane charter: Conspiracy Island	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-10"
7768	one-day ticket to Conspiracy Island	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7769	Coinspiracy	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7770	perfumed vibrating shellacked Personal Ventilation Unit	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-10"
7771	quantum lime green the most dangerous bait	0		Effect: "Block-Rockin' Beet", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2014-10"
7772	half-sized adequate &quot;meat&quot; stick	2	good	Last Available: "2014-10"
7773	boiled pulsating wobbly shaking transdermal smoke patch	1	crappy	Effect: "Turkey-Friendly", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2014-10"
7774	specialty ammo bandolier	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7775	shaking clever pair of plants of the ox of the businessman	0		Muscle: +20, Maximum MP: +20, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2014-10"
7776	wobbly Temple Grandin's Samson's Sasq&trade; watch of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience (Muscle): +5, Familiar Weight: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-10", Nonstackable Watch, Rollover Effect Duration: 30
7777	shaking coward's smoker's cloak of dire peril of vim and vigor	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2014-10"
7778	prompt nippy personal trainer's camouflage T-shirt of the detective	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Cold Damage: +10, Item Drop: +20, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2014-10"
7779	adjusted Vulcanized experimental serum G-9	0		Effect: "Burnt 'n' Turnt", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2014-10"
7780	green censurious reassuring nasty heavy-duty clipboard	0		Stench Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2014-10"
7781	upside-down up-at-dawn careful wicked battery-powered drill of Flo-Jo	0		Spell Damage: +5, Monster Level: -10, Initiative: +100, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2014-10"
7782	miniature rotten limp broccoli	2	crappy	Last Available: "2014-10"
7783	narrow rosewater-soaked foul-smelling hat of doom	0		Stench Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, 0.5xPotato, cap 31", Last Available: "2014-10"
7784	non-pressed denatured tumbling monkey barf	0		Effect: "Proprie Tea", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2014-10"
7785	adjusted wet spinning candy	0		Effect: "Tightly-Wound Spine", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2014-10"
7786	quilted Herculean smartaleck's jangly bracelet	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Experience (Muscle): +1, Damage Absorption: +40, Last Available: "2014-10"
7787	blurry wizardly cuddly teddy bear	0		Mysticality: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Overload Teddy Bear", Last Available: "2014-10"
7788	ice-cold Cloaca Zero	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7789	hardened first-aid pouch of terror	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2014-10"
7790	pulsating khaki duffel bag	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7791	pickled bouncing upside-down airborne mutagen	0		Effect: "Greasy Flavor", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2014-10"
7792	green bouncing SHAWARMA Initiative Keycard	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7793	bottle-opener keycard	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7794	narrow Armory keycard	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7795	stale initiative shawarma	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-10"
7796	decent half-sized jittery warm war shawarma	2	good	Last Available: "2014-10"
7797	snack-sized normal blurry karma shawarma	2	good	Last Available: "2014-10"
7798	bad special Jungle Juice	3	decent	Effect: "Radiant Personality", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2014-10"
7799	weak tolerable tumbling Amnesiac Ale	2	good	Last Available: "2014-10"
7800	acceptable pulsating Highest Bitter	3	good	Last Available: "2014-10"
7801	baleful stylish mercenary pistol	0		Moxie: +25, Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2014-10"
7802	reassuring therapeutic mercenary rifle	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2014-10"
7803	Merc Core Field Manual: Sanity Maintenance	0		Skill: "Hypersane", Last Available: "2014-10"
7804	Merc Core Field Manual: Intimidation Techniques	0		Skill: "Intimidating Mien", Last Available: "2014-10"
7805	cyan Merc Core challenge coin	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7806	yellow Merc Core deployment orders	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7807	squat TI-9000 calculator	0		
7808	unused soap	0		
7809	impure gasoline	0		
7810	Z-Bone steak	0		
7811	viral DNA	0		
7812	upside-down tarnished bottlecap	0		
7813	jumbo moldy seared dino steak	5	crappy	
7814	smooth enchanted blurry bottle of drinkin' gas	3	awesome	Effect: "Heightened Senses", Effect Duration: 30
7815	handful of napalm	0		
7816	huge dove DNA	0		
7817	gelatinous meat mass	0		
7818	99.44% pure math	0		
7819	simple AI	0		
7820	corrupted bird DNA	0		
7821	sentient meat mass	0		
7822	zombie dinosaur egg	0		
7823	french-fry grabber	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7824	miser's lard-coated nippy iShield	0		Cold Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +10
7825	blinking shellacked forbidden earbuds of the glutton	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Damage Reduction: 7, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip
7826	stanky supercharged iFlail of Flo-Jo	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +100
7827	spoiled unidentifiable dried fruit	3	crappy	
7828	perfectly mixed huge flat cider	4	EPIC	
7829	ghostly smartaleck's slick beefy trench lighter	0		Muscle: +10, Moxie: +10, Moxie Percent: +30, Last Available: "2014-10"
7830	frozen quadruple-boiled ionized blinking experimental serum P-00	0		Effect: "Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2014-10"
7831	military-grade fingernail clippers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7832	squat encrypted micro-cassette recorder	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7833	upside-down gore bucket	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7834	blurry twirling pack of smokes	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7835	ESP suppression collar	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7836	GPS-tracking wristwatch	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7837	twirling Project T. L. B.	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7838	bouncing Agent Mauve	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7839	blue special clip: tracers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7840	special clip: wailers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7841	blurry special clip: squelchers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7842	special clip: splatterers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7843	olive special clip: boneburners	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7844	special clip: graveburpers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7845	alkaline wobbly perl necklace	0		Effect: "Bells in the Batfry", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2014-12"
7846	pressed tarnished bouncing Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	0		Effect: "Memories of Puppy Love", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2014-12"
7847	double-enhanced anodized improved ruby on canes	0		Effect: "Tenacity of the Snapper", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2014-12"
7848	huge flavorless petit fortran	6	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7849	moldy snack-sized special pulsating java cookie	2	crappy	Effect: "Liquidy Smoky", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2014-12"
7850	spoiled mirror cookie cookie	4	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7851	avaricious plastic exo-suited miner	0		Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2014-12"
7852	lime green boxer's plastic semi-autonomous drill unit	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Last Available: "2014-12"
7853	red plastic ambulatory robo-minecart of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2014-12"
7854	manspreader's plastic Crimbot	0		Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2014-12"
7855	energetic plastic Crimbomega	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2014-12"
7856	chilled flask of mining oil	0		Effect: "Dexteri Tea", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2014-12"
7857	upside-down jittery radiation-resistant helmet of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7858	stanky servo-assisted exo-pants	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7859	Fonzie's high-energy mining laser of chilblains	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2014-12"
7860	peppermint tailings	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7861	lime green nugget of Crimbonium	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7862	upside-down cylindrical mold	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7863	Crimbonium fuel rod	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7864	Petite Paintbrush	0		Adventures: +1
7865	upside-down jittery Crimbot schematic: Gun Face	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7866	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7867	red Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7868	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7869	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7870	pulsating Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7871	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7872	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7873	skewed Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7874	twirling Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7875	blurry Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7876	red Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7877	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7878	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7879	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7880	Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7881	Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7882	squat ghostly Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7883	tumbling Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7884	narrow Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7885	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7886	Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7887	twirling Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7888	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7889	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7890	bouncing Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7891	Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7892	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7893	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7894	jittery Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7895	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7896	fuchsia Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7897	shaking Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7898	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7899	shaking Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7900	pulsating green shaking Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7901	Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7902	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7903	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7904	Crimbot schematic: Rocket Skirt	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7905	recovered elf magazine	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7906	recovered elf toothbrush	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7907	recovered elf sleeping pills	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7908	blurry recovered elf underpants	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7909	recovered elf wallet	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7910	recovered elf pocketwatch	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7911	recovered elf photo album	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7912	recovered elf smartphone	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7913	brawny slick Size XI Wizard's Robe of horror	0		Moxie: +10, Muscle Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2014-09"
7914	concentrated galvanized diffused ghostly Bit O' Quail Spleen	0		Effect: "In Vino Vires", Effect Duration: 59
7915	triple-electrified tarnished twirling huge green squat Take Eleven Bar	0		Effect: "Haunted Stomach", Effect Duration: 13
7916	skewed ghostly fuchsia mimeplasm	0		
7917	anodized pressed lime green BOOterfinger	0		Effect: "Cat-Alyzed", Effect Duration: 66
7918	liquefied Moonds	0		Effect: "Armored Innards", Effect Duration: 36
7919	magnetized flattened blurry Big Punk	0		Effect: "Stone-Faced", Effect Duration: 28
7920	blurry wobbly fist turkey outline	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-11"
7921	turkey knuckles	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2014-11"
7922	perfectly mixed watered-down Friendly Turkey	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-11"
7923	aged extra-dry Agitated Turkey	5	awesome	Last Available: "2014-11"
7924	drinkable Ambitious Turkey	4	good	Last Available: "2014-11"
7925	miniature toothsome neutron lollipop	2	awesome	Last Available: "2014-12"
7926	watered-down tolerable gamma nog	2	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7934	shaking lime green sneaky wrapping paper	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7935	Thwaitgold nit statuette	0		
7936	picky tweezers	0		Last Available: "2015-02"
7937	bouncing Crimbo Credit	0		
7938	pickled single atom	1	crappy	Last Available: "2015-02"
7939	Time Cape	0		Last Available: "2014-11"
7940	Time Cloak	0		Last Available: "2014-11"
7941	gray sleeve deuce	0		
7942	skewed pocket ace	0		
7943	narrow nastygeist	0		
7944	tooth	0		
7945	table	0		
7946	Herculean beefy outlaw bandana of the pedagogue	0		Muscle: +10, Experience: +3, Experience (Muscle): +1
7947	bad skewed whiskey in a broken glass	3	decent	
7948	mediocre jittery narrow shot of mescal	4	decent	
7949	practically non-alcoholic acceptable glass of herbal tequila	1	good	
7950	narrow minin' dynamite	0		
7951	upside-down sharpshooter's grievous plaid cowboy hat	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xLep, 1xBarrr, cap 25"
7952	lasso	0		
7953	fuchsia gravedigger's personal trainer's Herculean rusted-out shootin' iron	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Spooky Damage: +10
7954	rattler rattle	0		
7955	bag of money	0		
7956	Crimbo sapling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
7957	even more tinsel	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7958	box of Crimbo decorations	0		
7959	squat letter to Ed the Undying	0		
7960	huge copy of a jerk adventurer's father's diary	0		
7961	nippy Temple Grandin's Samson's wizardly Staff of Ed	0		Mysticality: +25, Experience (Muscle): +5, Familiar Weight: +7, Cold Damage: +10
7962	Eye of Ed	0		
7963	amulet	0		
7964	careful Staff of Fats	0		Monster Level: -10
7965	Holy MacGuffin	0		
7966	Ka coin	0		
7967	supercharged World's Best Adventurer sash	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30
7968	topiary nugglet	0		
7969	blinking beehive	0		
7970	ghostly boning knife	0		
7971	Aggressive Carrot	0		Free Pull
7972	mixed upside-down mirror mummified fig	1	awesome	Effect: "It's Electric!", Effect Duration: 25
7973	vaporized shaking mummified loaf of bread	1	awesome	
7974	boiled bouncing fuchsia mummified beef haunch	1	decent	
7975	jittery linen bandages	0		
7976	gray cotton bandages	0		
7977	purple silk bandages	0		
7978	holy spring water	0		
7979	spirit beer	0		
7980	sacramental wine	0		
7981	mirror talisman of Thoth	0		
7982	blinking cure-all	0		
7983	manspreader's Sister Accessory of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -15, Softcore Only
7984	irradiated vacuum-sealed aerosolized yellow Boosty Juice	0		Effect: "Glo-Face", Effect Duration: 18
7985	wobbly jittery extremely unsafe parachute of the early riser	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2015-12"
7986	flame-wreathed Rosewater's pad	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
7987	dangerous peeler of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Weapon Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
7988	foul-smelling Jim Carey's pettipants	0		Monster Level: +25, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
7989	dog trainer's fortified panama hat	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2015-12"
7990	lion tamer's pulsera of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
7991	squat rock-hard police baton of the overflowing toilet	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2015-12"
7992	miser's extremely unsafe educational sage plus-fours of Calamity Jane of temperance	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience: +1, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
7993	shaking nippy educational porkpie	0		Experience: +1, Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
7994	educational pepper mill of the empath	0		Experience: +1, Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2015-12"
7995	sage pelerine of the brazier	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-12"
7996	foul-smelling brainy phantom mask	0		Mysticality: +5, Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
7997	denatured narrow polyesterene powder	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
7998	dehydrated squat powder	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
7999	corrupted modified choco-Crimbot	0		Effect: "Sugar Smacks", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2014-12"
8000	extra-quantum narrow smart watch	0		Effect: "Ticking Clock", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2014-12"
8001	extra-flattened Vulcanized augmented-reality shades	0		Effect: "Bells in the Batfry", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2014-12"
8002	toy Crimbot mega face of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "LIGHT", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
8003	wobbly ghostly hale toy Crimbot power glove	0		Maximum HP: +20, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "ZAP", Last Available: "2014-12"
8004	pulsating boxer's toy Crimbot super fist	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "POW", Last Available: "2014-12"
8005	olive toy Crimbot rocket legs of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BURN", Last Available: "2014-12"
8006	Vulcanized blurry Crimbot battery	0		Effect: "Tasting the Rainbow", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2014-12"
8007	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	0		Skill: "Rapid Prototyping", Last Available: "2014-12"
8008	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	0		Skill: "Mathematical Precision", Last Available: "2014-12"
8009	jittery Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency	0		Skill: "Ruthless Efficiency", Last Available: "2014-12"
8010	Mini-Crimbot crate	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
8011	blue heavy-duty Crimbot aerial	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2014-12"
8012	gray bouncing asbestos-lined wool Crimbomega drive chain of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Cold Resistance: +1, Hot Resistance: +5, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "LUBE", Last Available: "2014-12"
8013	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	0		Skill: "Rapid Prototyping", Last Available: "2014-12"
8014	ghostly Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)	0		Skill: "Mathematical Precision", Last Available: "2014-12"
8015	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	0		Skill: "Ruthless Efficiency", Last Available: "2014-12"
8016	Vulcanized fitness wristband	0		Effect: "Sparkling Consciousness", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2014-12"
8017	quadruple-diffused pressed flask of tainted mining oil	0		Effect: "Super Vision", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2014-12"
8018	double-moist spinning pulsating and rain stick	0		Effect: "Alpine Mintiness", Effect Duration: 50
8019	Chateau Mantegna room key	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-01"
8020	rotten Choco-Mint patty	4	crappy	Last Available: "2015-01"
8021	practically non-alcoholic aged twirling hot mint schnocolate	1	awesome	Last Available: "2015-01"
8022	mixed mirror homeopathic mint tea	1	crappy	Last Available: "2015-01"
8023	lime green muscle stimulator	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8024	foreign language tapes	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8025	bowl of potpourri	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8026	lime green ceiling fan	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8027	shaking antler chandelier	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8028	pulsating shaking artificial skylight	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8029	Swiss piggy bank	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8030	continental juice bar	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8031	stationery set	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8032	calligraphy pen	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-01"
8033	yellow alpine watercolor set	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8034	spinning tope&eacute; of the brute of the businessman	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, cap 12"
8035	zippy scandalous topiary tights	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Initiative: +20
8036	asbestos-lined topiary necktie	0		Hot Resistance: +5
8037	adequate blue bowl of topioca	4	good	
8038	topiary skunk	0		
8039	topiary noseplugs	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8040	trusty whip	0		
8041	crumbling skull	0		
8042	blinking rock	0		
8043	upside-down blue supercool pot	0		Moxie Percent: +20
8044	careful spelunking fedora	0		Monster Level: -10
8045	avaricious sturdy machete	0		Meat Drop: +30
8046	wobbly wicked shotgun	0		Spell Damage: +5
8047	mirror wicked boomerang	0		Spell Damage: +5
8049	purple mining helmet of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50
8050	Annie Oakley's X-ray goggles	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Luck: +5
8051	spinning cyan avaricious cape	0		Meat Drop: +30
8052	jetpack of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25
8053	spring boots	0		
8054	spiked boots	0		
8055	scandalous pickaxe	0		Sleaze Damage: +5
8056	torch	0		
8057	Van der Graaf clever [spelunking test kit]	0		Maximum MP: +20, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
8058	huge veiny plasma rifle	0		Maximum HP: +10
8059	shaking skewed Bananubis's Staff	0		Luck: -6
8060	steel-toed personal trainer's The Joke Book of the Dead	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Damage Reduction: 9, Luck: -6
8061	The Clown Crown	0		Luck: -6
8062	coffee cup	0		Luck: -2
8063	maroon Tales of Spelunking	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8064	olive monkey statuette	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8065	banana	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8066	modified mirror maroon	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-12"
8067	nuggets	0		
8068	ghostly Professor of Spelunkology	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8069	ghostly Stembridge sidearm	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8070	warehouse map page	0		
8071	warehouse inventory page	0		
8072	blurry janitor sponge	0		
8073	bouncing green Spelunker of Fortune	0		Skill: "Speluck", Last Available: "2015-12"
8074	perfumed Sinatra's boxer's Spelunker's fedora	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Experience (Moxie): +5, Stench Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-12"
8075	rosewater-soaked beefcake's Spelunker's whip of the wise owl	0		Muscle: +25, Mysticality: +20, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2015-12"
8076	olive blurry crafty medical-grade Spelunker's khakis of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum MP: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-12"
8077	Spelunker's Guild prize sack	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8084	LOLmec statuette	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8085	Spelunker of Fortune (used)	0		Skill: "Speluck"
8086	still-beating spleen	0		
8087	Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	0		
8088	jewel	0		
8089	headless sparrow	0		
8090	mangled squirrel	0		
8091	rat carcass	0		
8092	greedy wicker kickers of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8093	bouncing squat zippy healthy wicker slicker	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2016-12"
8094	wool wicker knickers of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2016-12"
8095	stiffened personal trainer's wicker ticker	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Damage Reduction: 1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8096	gravedigger's personal trainer's wicker sticker	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
8097	upside-down cyan smelly wicker clicker of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
8098	vaporized wobbly wickerbits	1		Last Available: "2016-12"
8099	banded arcane researcher's belt	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Damage Absorption: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8100	perfumed scorching badge	0		Hot Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8101	tumbling ruddy padded bowl	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2016-12"
8102	groovy brooch of the boozehound	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8103	mirror nippy stylish breeches	0		Moxie: +25, Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
8104	nasty arcane researcher's backpack	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
8105	compressed green huge bits	1		Last Available: "2016-12"
8106	vibrating anvil of incineration	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8107	weightlifter's akubra of courage	0		Muscle: +15, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2017-12"
8108	grievous arcane researcher's apron	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8109	squat pulsating hardened ascot of the scaredy-cat	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Monster Level: -15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8110	twirling inspector's Samson's attache case	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Item Drop: +15, Drops Items, Last Available: "2017-12"
8111	shaking banded accordion of the bloodbag	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum HP: +100, Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2017-12"
8112	pickled blurry tumbling ghostly aerosolized	1		Last Available: "2017-12"
8113	blurry red smartaleck's wig of the businessman	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2017-12"
8114	greasy educational winch crank	0		Experience: +1, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8115	skewed gray prompt hardy widget	0		Maximum HP: +50, Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8116	huge ruddy occult whisk	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2017-12"
8117	blinking censurious walker of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: 8, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8118	huge deadly Da Vinci's waders	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Weapon Damage: +5, Last Available: "2017-12"
8119	twisted purple flakes	1		Last Available: "2017-12"
8120	squat wool resourceful gaiters	0		Maximum MP: +50, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2018-12"
8121	olive lion tamer's strapping garland	0		Muscle: +5, Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8122	hale gunnysack of the sewer	0		Maximum HP: +20, Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-12"
8123	inspector's garibaldi of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2018-12"
8124	Temple Grandin's girdle of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Familiar Weight: +7, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Disco Pudge", Last Available: "2018-12"
8125	skewed gravedigger's groovy gloves	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8126	diluted narrow smithereens	1		Effect: "Boon of She-Who-Was", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2018-12"
8127	shaking gravedigger's fiberglass fetish of terror	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-12"
8128	Rosewater's brawny fiberglass foil	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Mysticality Percent: +30, Last Available: "2018-12"
8129	wobbly clever fiberglass fannypack of Flo-Jo	0		Maximum MP: +20, Initiative: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8130	greedy wizardly fiberglass frock	0		Mysticality: +25, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2018-12"
8131	red careful boxer's fiberglass fingerguard	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Monster Level: -10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8132	toasty fiberglass fedora of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2018-12"
8133	distilled maroon bouncing fiberglass fibers	1		Last Available: "2018-12"
8134	yellow bottle of lovebug pheromones	0		Free Pull
8135	winged yeti fur	0		
8136	tumbling talisman of Renenutet	0		
8138	huge nippy rubber spatula	0		Cold Damage: +10
8139	spoon of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50
8140	huge narrow blurry zippy crystalline reamer	0		Initiative: +20
8141	beefcake's macroplane grater	0		Muscle: +25
8142	teal dance instructor's bastard baster	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
8143	Fonzie's obsidian nutcracker	0		Experience (Moxie): +1
8144	talisman of Seshat	0		Free Pull
8145	lard-coated glass eye of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
8146	non-boiled cold-filtered twirling invisible potion	0		Effect: "Mushroom Might", Effect Duration: 17
8147	time shuriken	0		
8148	rosewater-soaked knitted stanky ninjammies	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 0.5xPotato, cap 25", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8149	extra-cold-filtered Glo-Pop	0		Effect: "Beta Carotene Overdose", Effect Duration: 46
8150	unsweetened vacuum-sealed ionized mirror sugar sphere	0		Effect: "Burning Ears", Effect Duration: 44
8151	quadruple-tarnished Shrubble Bubble	0		Effect: "Disdain of She-Who-Was", Effect Duration: 41
8152	adjusted aerosolized spinning gray polyeaster egg	0		Effect: "Trash-Wrapped", Effect Duration: 37
8153	extra-moist candy dish	0		Effect: "Red Door Syndrome", Effect Duration: 49
8154	frozen anodized Spechunky bar	0		Effect: "Ooh, Salty!", Effect Duration: 17
8155	quantum aerosolized tumbling yellow talisman of Horus	0		Effect: "Notably Lovely", Effect Duration: 35
8156	check to the Meatsmith	0		
8157	cyan Skeleton Store office key	0		
8158	mirror bone with a price tag on it	0		
8159	half of a tooth	0		
8160	oxidized activated mouse skull	0		Effect: "Tin, Man", Effect Duration: 13
8161	activated warmed spinning really thick spine	0		Effect: "5 Pounds Lighter", Effect Duration: 58
8162	Herculean skullcap of the overflowing toilet	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley,cap 5"
8163	three-legged pants of the pedagogue of the scaredy-cat	0		Experience: +3, Monster Level: -15, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 25"
8164	dangerous Sinatra's remaindered axe	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Weapon Damage: +10
8165	low-budget shield	0		
8166	steel-toed dance instructor's cr&ecirc;epy mask	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Damage Reduction: 9, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, cap 5"
8167	delicious baguette	3	awesome	
8168	glob of icing	0		
8169	galvanized magnetized blinking ginger snaps	0		Effect: "Mint-Condition Breath", Effect Duration: 45
8170	chilled mostly-broken sunglasses	0		Effect: "Swordholder", Effect Duration: 48
8171	hand-crafted watered-down fuchsia unflavored wine cooler	2	EPIC	
8172	carton of snake milk	1	EPIC	
8173	maroon narrow sewer snake	0		Item Drop: +5
8174	rotten pigeon egg	3	crappy	
8175	reassuring weightlifter's jaunty feather	0		Muscle: +15, Spooky Resistance: +1
8176	smooth weak premium malt liquor	2	awesome	
8177	vibrating stylish brown paper pants	0		Moxie: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +10
8178	wobbly Temple Grandin's groovy brown paper bag mask	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +7
8179	blinking hardy ring of telling skeletons what to do	0		Maximum HP: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tell a Skeleton What To Do", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tell This Skeleton What To Do"
8180	twirling breadwand of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50
8181	frosty loafers	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
8182	Map to Kokomo	0		Free Pull, Skill: "Summon Kokomo Resort Pass"
8183	fireproof bread basket	0		Hot Resistance: +3
8184	twirling Ed the Undying exhibit crate	0		
8185	wobbly auspicious The Crown of Ed the Undying of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Item Drop: +10, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Actually Ed the Undying)]
8186	cyan Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic	0		
8187	map to a hidden booze cache	0		
8188	perfectly mixed strong Cherrytastrophe wine cooler	5	EPIC	
8189	special bad weak Radberry Rip wine cooler	2	decent	Effect: "Livin' Large", Effect Duration: 30
8190	weak drinkable upside-down Orangemageddon wine cooler	2	good	
8191	watered-down fancy drinkable Breakfast Blast wine cooler	2	good	Effect: "The Wisdom... of the Future", Effect Duration: 5
8192	weak tolerable Citrus Crush wine cooler	2	good	
8193	rotten small plain bagel	2	crappy	
8194	gigantic bland huge glob of cream cheese	10	decent	
8195	flavorless loaf of soda bread	3	decent	
8196	flavorless enchanted snack-sized acceptable bagel	2	decent	Effect: "Can't Be a Chooser", Effect Duration: 50
8197	spoiled gigantic standard-issue cupcake	10	crappy	
8198	moldy ultra-deluxe cupcake	4	crappy	
8199	hypnotic breadcrumbs	0		
8200	bite-sized adequate popular tart	1	good	
8201	cyan no-handed pie	0		
8202	unsweetened Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum	0		Effect: "Cool, Catlike", Effect Duration: 29
8203	blurry airplane charter: Dinseylandfill	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-04"
8204	bouncing one-day ticket to Dinseylandfill	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8205	wobbly FunFunds&trade;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8206	medical-grade expensive camera of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8207	twirling sunglasses	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8208	enhanced non-enhanced red How to Avoid Scams	0		Effect: "Oily Flavor", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2015-04"
8209	skewed filthy child leash	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2015-04"
8210	bag of gross foreign snacks	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8211	bag of park garbage	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8212	grogpagne	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
8213	asbestos-lined fortified rigging rope	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2015-04"
8214	powdered nasty snuff	1	awesome	Effect: "Blessing of Bulbazinalli", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2015-04"
8215	arcane researcher's sewage-clogged pistol of Gandalf	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Sewage Pistol", Last Available: "2015-04"
8216	polarized polarized upside-down beard incense	0		Effect: "Spookyravin'", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2015-04"
8217	blinking boxer's perfume-soaked bandana of courage	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8218	toxic globule	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8219	special flavorless toxo	3	decent	Effect: "Fury of the Bells", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2015-04"
8220	lousy enchanted Lemonade-235	4	decent	Effect: "Puddingskin", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2015-04"
8221	wool rosy-cheeked isotophat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Cold Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-04"
8222	Jeselnik's careful Three Mile Island shorts	0		Monster Level: -10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-04"
8223	flame-retardant extremely unsafe toxic mop	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2015-04"
8224	pulsating inert sludgepuppy	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8225	blue lead collar	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2015-04"
8226	jar of swamp honey	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8227	ghostly coward's Herculean backwoods banjo of the cheetah	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Monster Level: -20, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2015-04"
8228	blinking grody jug	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8229	clever vibrating stiffened ratskin pajama pants	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2015-04", Rollover Effect Duration: 40
8230	flattened frozen spinning turtle voicebox	0		Effect: "Cybernetic Muscles", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2015-04"
8231	frosty fake washboard of the bloodbag of Gandalf	0		Maximum HP: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-04"
8232	narrow spinning fireproof knitted Dinsey's oculus	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8233	stiffened Dinsey's radar dish	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2015-04"
8234	stanky dance instructor's Dinsey's pizza cutter	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-04"
8235	Dinsey's brain of James Dean of the sweet-tooth	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2015-04"
8236	yellow reassuring crafty Dinsey's glove	0		Maximum MP: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8237	skewed spinning aromatic flame-retardant Dinsey's pants	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2015-04"
8238	pulsating brain preservation fluid	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8239	fuchsia tumbling keycard &alpha;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8240	gray keycard &beta;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8241	gray keycard &gamma;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8242	keycard &delta;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8243	complimentary Dinsey refreshments	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8244	ghostly veiny lube-shoes	0		Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2015-04"
8245	trash net	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8246	horrifying shellacked padded Dinsey mascot mask	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Damage Reduction: 7, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-04"
8247	rotten Dinsey food-cone	3	crappy	Last Available: "2015-04"
8248	tolerable high-proof Dinsey Whinskey	7	good	Last Available: "2015-04"
8249	tarnished ionized jittery Dinsey face paint	0		Effect: "Stogied", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2015-04"
8250	bouncing mirror Da Vinci's fannypack of the early riser	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2015-04"
8251	red crafty ruddy brawny brainy garbage sticker of temperance of Flo-Jo	0		Mysticality: +5, Muscle Percent: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Maximum MP: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Initiative: +100, Drops Meat, Last Available: "2015-04"
8252	zippy fireproof padded Socratic wizardly hazmat helmet	0		Mysticality: +25, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Damage Absorption: +20, Hot Resistance: +3, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2015-04"
8253	Scratch-and-Sniff Guide to Dinseylandfill	0		Skill: "Olfactory Burnout", Last Available: "2015-04"
8254	Trash, a Memoir	0		Skill: "Garbage Nova", Last Available: "2015-04"
8255	Dinsey Maintenance Manual	0		Skill: "Dinsey Operations Expert", Last Available: "2015-04"
8256	Dinsey tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8257	aerosolized shaking fuchsia nasty gum	0		Effect: "Joy", Effect Duration: 59
8258	Wart Dinsey: An Afterlife	0		Skill: "Rotten Memories"
8259	spinning The Lot's engagement ring of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Propose To Your Opponent"
8260	Mayo Clinic	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8261	Mayonex	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8262	Mayodiol	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8263	squat Mayostat	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8264	Mayozapine	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8265	Mayoflex	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8266	forbidden arcane researcher's sage miracle whip	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Item Drop: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8267	green sphygmayomanometer of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8268	tomayohawk-style reflex hammer	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8269	mayo lance	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8270	bland unappetizing mayolus	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-05"
8271	moldy skewed narrow uninteresting mayolus	3	crappy	Last Available: "2015-05"
8272	super-sized adequate maroon acceptable mayolus	5	good	Last Available: "2015-05"
8273	rotten tiny fancy purple shaking spinning enticing mayolus	1	crappy	Effect: "Cancer Rising", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2015-05"
8274	jumbo bland upside-down mouth-watering mayolus	5	decent	Last Available: "2015-05"
8275	blurry newly-hatched mayonnaise wasp	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8276	mayo pump	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8277	Essence of Bear	0		Skill: "Bear Essence"
8278	tolerable boozy Afternoon Delight	5	good	Last Available: "2015-04"
8279	tumbling Kokomo Resort Chip	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8280	lime green Golden Kokomo Resort Chip	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8281	dry lime green Kokomo Resort Brand Suntan Oil	0		Effect: "Pronounced Potency", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2025-08"
8282	maroon Kokomo Resort Order Pad	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8283	wobbly The Cocktail Shaker	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8284	Vulcanized spinning Kokomo Resort Pass	0		Effect: "Painted-On Bikini", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2025-08"
8285	tumbling Mayo Minder&trade;	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8286	irradiated chilled Mayo de Mayo&trade; mayo	0		Effect: "Thickest, Sickest", Effect Duration: 53
8287	puck	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-06"
8288	squat kill screen	0		Random Monster Modifiers: +1, Last Available: "2015-06"
8289	blue boxing gloves	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8290	ghostly shellacked dice ring	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Single Equip
8291	tumbling brainy dice belt buckle	0		Mysticality: +5, Single Equip
8292	wobbly dice-print pajama pants of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50
8293	ghostly asbestos-lined dice-shaped backpack	0		Hot Resistance: +5
8294	jittery supercool dice-print do-rag	0		Moxie Percent: +20
8295	upside-down lion tamer's dice sunglasses	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip
8296	Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette	0		
8297	activated dice	0		Effect: "Human-Weird Thing Hybrid", Effect Duration: 32
8298	pixel	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8299	pixel coin	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8300	magnetized flattened power pill	0		Effect: "Flamb&eacute;-a-thon", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2015-06"
8301	irradiated twirling pixel star	0		Effect: "Trufflin'", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2015-06"
8302	toothsome diet pixel banana	1	awesome	Last Available: "2015-06"
8303	watered-down perfectly mixed pixel beer	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-06"
8304	puck with a bow on it	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-06"
8305	pumps	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8306	energized dry sludgesicle	0		Effect: "Go-Gone", Effect Duration: 23
8307	denatured moist irradiated &Uuml;berraschthexengebr&auml;u	0		Effect: "Marbles in Your Mouth", Effect Duration: 37
8308	energized dry piggy tattoo	0		Effect: "Quantum of Moxie", Effect Duration: 58
8309	vacuum-sealed moist tumbling baggie of regular-sized tardigrades	0		Effect: "Bestial Sympathy", Effect Duration: 17
8310	quadruple-improved blurry .epub file	0		Effect: "A Taste of Rainbow", Effect Duration: 30
8311	corrupted mirror red BUBBLE GUM	0		Effect: "Gummi Badass", Effect Duration: 17
8312	double-pickled bouncing jittery hustler shades	0		Effect: "Human-Horror Hybrid", Effect Duration: 27
8313	galvanized wobbly jerky stick	0		Effect: "Fizzier Than Light", Effect Duration: 56
8314	nitrogenated lime green jittery costume rental shop	0		Effect: "Carrrsmic", Effect Duration: 58
8315	colloidal non-aerosolized upside-down muscle oil	0		Effect: "Elron's Explosive Etude", Effect Duration: 33
8316	liquefied vacuum-sealed bottle of Red-Out	0		Effect: "On the Shoulders of Giants", Effect Duration: 54
8317	galvanized diffused red pickpocket protector	0		Effect: "Egg-cellent Vocabulary", Effect Duration: 43
8318	dry denatured purple mirror sinister-looking cat	0		Effect: "You're Rubber", Effect Duration: 29
8319	dry energized skewed jazzy cigarette holder	0		Effect: "Saucefingers", Effect Duration: 51
8320	quadruple-Vulcanized one glove	0		Effect: "Chalked-Up Teeth", Effect Duration: 36
8321	unsweetened glove	0		Effect: "Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration", Effect Duration: 35
8322	improved handful of fire	0		Effect: "[1609]Dancin' Fool", Effect Duration: 19
8323	extra-vacuum-sealed spinning Cracklin' Oat Bran	0		Effect: "Educated (Sorta)", Effect Duration: 51
8324	polymerized adjusted bouncing disposable lighter	0		Effect: "Third Based", Effect Duration: 14
8325	triple-polarized cold-filtered coal contact lenses	0		Effect: "Egg Burps", Effect Duration: 63
8326	irradiated moist quantum conjured ice cream	0		Effect: "Compensatory Cruelness", Effect Duration: 32
8327	pressed Iceberglar scarf	0		Effect: "Bureaucratized", Effect Duration: 45
8328	polarized extra-magnetized adjusted yellow squat icy hairspray	0		Effect: "'Roids of the Rhinoceros", Effect Duration: 49
8329	chilled gray smellbook	0		Effect: "Incredibly Hulking", Effect Duration: 47
8330	dry assassin's cheese knife	0		Effect: "Vented Spleen", Effect Duration: 51
8331	flattened twirling filthy armor	0		Effect: "EVISCERATE!", Effect Duration: 21
8332	dry plague pie	0		Effect: "Mo' Hobo", Effect Duration: 38
8333	corrupted batarang	0		Effect: "Smokin'", Effect Duration: 69
8334	enhanced blinking ghostly spare neck bolts	0		Effect: "Well-preserved", Effect Duration: 48
8335	energized warmed quantum grease trap	0		Effect: "Haunted Liver", Effect Duration: 23
8336	vacuum-sealed boiled quadruple-warmed pulsating shamanic ham	0		Effect: "Sauce Monocle", Effect Duration: 68
8337	pickled ionized porkpocket	0		Effect: "Slippery Tongue", Effect Duration: 58
8338	polarized ghostly Leonard's glasses	0		Effect: "Human-Goblin Hybrid", Effect Duration: 39
8339	improved shaking warehouse walkie-talkie	0		Effect: "Crusty Head", Effect Duration: 26
8340	quantum janitor's mop	0		Effect: "Punchy, Murdery", Effect Duration: 38
8341	ionized warehouse clerk's glasses	0		Effect: "Stemonitis Storm", Effect Duration: 45
8342	dry baloney rotgut	0		Effect: "Colorful Gratitude", Effect Duration: 15
8343	colloidal carton of gaspers	0		Effect: "Extra-Thick Blood", Effect Duration: 69
8344	non-aerosolized vacuum-sealed squat jittery purple bronze polish	0		Effect: "Educated (Sorta)", Effect Duration: 32
8345	ionized magnetized blinking crident	0		Effect: "Hagnk's Gratitude", Effect Duration: 29
8346	ionized spinning green totally sweet mohawk helmet	0		Effect: "Sated and Furious", Effect Duration: 16
8347	polymerized frozen alkaline spray chrome	0		Effect: "Amorous", Effect Duration: 49
8348	improved mirror filthy monkey head	0		Effect: "The Halls of Muscularity", Effect Duration: 15
8349	magnetized boiled upside-down hand of cards	0		Effect: "Brother Flying Burrito's Blessing", Effect Duration: 18
8350	concentrated huge twirling damp bar rag	0		Effect: "Human-Elemental Hybrid", Effect Duration: 32
8351	double-denatured jittery lump of goofball ore	0		Effect: "Human-Horror Hybrid", Effect Duration: 67
8352	quadruple-cold-filtered skeleton beans	0		Effect: "Voracious Gorging", Effect Duration: 33
8353	liquefied narrow grimy lab coat	0		Effect: "Lobos Fresh", Effect Duration: 32
8354	liquefied pressed nursery rhyme	0		Effect: "Paging Betty", Effect Duration: 69
8355	pickled warmed iron torso box	0		Effect: "Third Based", Effect Duration: 29
8356	vacuum-sealed galvanized upside-down blurry mercenary headband	0		Effect: "Berry Critical", Effect Duration: 64
8357	polarized quantum radioactive spider venom	0		Effect: "Hypercubed", Effect Duration: 25
8358	vacuum-sealed x-ray mirror	0		Effect: "Starry-Eyed", Effect Duration: 46
8359	polarized adjusted wrestling mask	0		Effect: "Leash of Linguini", Effect Duration: 13
8360	chilled jittery hawkface potion	0		Effect: "Mer-kinny Flavor", Effect Duration: 50
8361	liquefied chilled double-corrupted child-sized dracula cloak	0		Effect: "Jacked In", Effect Duration: 66
8362	adjusted vacuum-sealed moist blurry devil-summoning hat	0		Effect: "Gonna Get You, Sucker", Effect Duration: 15
8363	cold-filtered maroon shopkeeper beard	0		Effect: "Human-Insect Hybrid", Effect Duration: 33
8364	quadruple-improved extra-enhanced ghostly alien autoautopsy kit	0		Effect: "Ooh, Umami!", Effect Duration: 25
8365	moist anodized novelty fruit hat	0		Effect: "Abyssal Tears", Effect Duration: 67
8366	extra-denatured dry invisibility cream	0		Effect: "Human-Humanoid Hybrid", Effect Duration: 49
8367	galvanized quantum handful of stubble	0		Effect: "Fiery Spirit", Effect Duration: 49
8368	unsweetened super-dry wobbly garbage juice slurpee	0		Effect: "Gonna Get You, Sucker", Effect Duration: 23
8369	ionized plunge-leg	0		Effect: "Meat the Flintstones", Effect Duration: 43
8370	concentrated tarnished squat funky eyepatch	0		Effect: "Tingly Wrists", Effect Duration: 16
8371	irradiated bucket of fish juice	0		Effect: "Deadly Lampblade", Effect Duration: 62
8372	quadruple-denatured unsweetened flashy pirate dreadlocks	0		Effect: "Always In Motion", Effect Duration: 23
8373	ionized diffused captured boozles	0		Effect: "Disco Inferno", Effect Duration: 29
8374	quantum activated skewed drinks tray	0		Effect: "Headstrong", Effect Duration: 15
8375	improved pressed wobbly eyebrow lifter	0		Effect: "OMG WTF", Effect Duration: 33
8376	yellow submarine	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8377	miniature normal ghostly twirling pixel lemon	2	good	Last Available: "2015-06"
8378	hand-crafted twirling blue pixel daiquiri	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-06"
8379	colloidal power pill	0		Effect: "Super-Electrified", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2015-06"
8380	super-alkaline cyan pixel potion	0		Effect: "Heart of Pink", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2015-06"
8381	Pack of Every Card	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-07"
8382	Deck of Every Card	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8383	popular part	0		
8384	olive shaking bubblegum heart	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8385	cubic zirconia	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8386	valuable coin	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8387	twirling mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8388	mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8389	mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8390	mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8391	mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8392	squat gift card	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8393	twirling hermit factoid	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8394	narrow The Emperor's dry cleaning	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8395	skewed horrifying The Emperor's new hat	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-07"
8396	jittery stylish The Emperor's new shirt	0		Moxie: +25, Last Available: "2015-07"
8397	sizzling The Emperor's new pants	0		Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-07"
8398	mirror savvy lead pipe of the brazier	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8399	huge scandalous careful rope	0		Monster Level: -10, Sleaze Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8400	flame-wreathed friendly wrench	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8401	green cool candlestick of courage	0		Moxie: +5, Spooky Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8402	upside-down lard-coated careful knife	0		Monster Level: -10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8403	huge perfumed revolver of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Stench Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8404	1952 Mickey Mantle card	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8405	talking spade	0		Free Pull
8406	savory dry noodles	0		
8407	rotten pestopiary	3	crappy	
8408	colloidal wet activated upside-down spinning ectoplasmic orbs	0		Effect: "Bubblin' Rage", Effect Duration: 53
8409	immense moldy crudles	9	crappy	
8410	decent agnolotti arboli	3	good	
8411	decent narrow wobbly spaghetti with ghost balls	4	good	
8412	spoiled succulent marrow	3	crappy	
8413	bland salacious crumbs	4	decent	
8414	delicious fusilli marrownarrow	4	awesome	
8415	normal suggestive strozzapreti	3	good	
8416	Mountain Stream gastrique	0		
8417	decent Mt. McLargeHuge oyster	3	good	
8418	oyster sauce	0		
8419	normal huge huge linguini immondizia bianco	9	good	
8420	low-calorie bland shells a la shellfish	1	decent	
8421	Jick's autograph	0		
8422	high-temperature mining drill	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8423	yellow unsmoothed velvet	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8424	blurry 1,970 carat	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8425	New Age healing crystal	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8426	shaking Volcoino	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8427	fizzing spore pod	0		
8428	spore pod	0		
8429	huge gray veiny spore pod	0		
8430	bouncing hard spore pod	0		
8431	blurry ghostly spore pod	0		
8432	hot spore pod	0		
8433	cool spore pod	0		
8434	jingling spore pod	0		
8435	wobbly frightening dangerous LavaCo Lamp&trade;	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2015-08", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8436	lion tamer's LavaCo Lamp&trade; of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2015-08", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8437	maroon stanky Rosewater's LavaCo Lamp&trade;	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-08", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8438	wobbly thin wire	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8439	spinning insulated wire	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8440	fuchsia empty lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8441	huge full lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8442	blurry viscous lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8443	lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8444	lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8445	narrow lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8446	olive SMOOCH bottlecap	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
8447	mirror uncapped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8448	uncapped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8449	jittery uncapped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8450	capped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8451	blinking capped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8452	capped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8453	spinning blue heat-resistant sheet	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8454	LavaCo&trade; Lamp housing	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8455	huge New Age crystal	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8456	green crystalline light bulb	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8457	shaking broken high-temperature mining drill	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8458	high-temperature mining mask of the brazier of temperance	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-08"
8459	chilly fireproof megaphone of the boozehound	0		Cold Damage: +5, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2015-08"
8460	jumbo stale mineapple	5	decent	Last Available: "2015-08"
8461	artisanal enchanted squat squat Gold Velvet&trade; whiskey	3	EPIC	Effect: "Benetton's Medley of Diversity", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2015-08"
8462	SMOOCH soda	1	decent	Last Available: "2015-08"
8463	spoiled pulsating smelted roe	4	crappy	Last Available: "2015-08"
8464	practically non-alcoholic artisanal lavawater	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-08"
8465	irradiated flattened spinning basaltamander tongue	0		Effect: "All Blued Up", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2015-08"
8466	skewed jittery Lo Pan's Herculean brawny lavalarva	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience (Muscle): +1, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2015-08"
8467	tumbling horrifying energetic lava balaclava	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +25, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2015-08"
8468	ghostly wizardly basaltamander buckler of the wise owl of the detective	0		Mysticality: 45, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2015-08"
8469	adjusted lava globs	0		Effect: "Brother Flying Burrito's Blessing", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2015-08"
8470	flavorless thick gooey lava globs	5	decent	Last Available: "2015-08"
8471	lava-proof pants of Tarzan of the glutton	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2015-08"
8472	fortified heat-resistant necktie of Gandalf	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8473	narrow foul-smelling Lo Pan's heat-resistant gloves of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8474	normal diet very hot lunch	1	good	Last Available: "2015-08"
8475	watered-down acceptable blinking asbestos thermos	2	good	Last Available: "2015-08"
8476	Vulcanized liquid rhinestones	0		Effect: "Sleazy Hands", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2015-08"
8477	big adequate disco biscuit	5	good	Last Available: "2015-08"
8478	spirit-forward delicious blurry Quaatorade&trade;	5	awesome	Last Available: "2015-08"
8479	scorching biker's hat of the sweet-tooth of the early riser	0		Hot Damage: +25, Candy Drop: +100, Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2015-08"
8480	greedy veiny feathered headdress of incineration	0		Maximum HP: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2015-08"
8481	mansplainer's resourceful brainy electrician's hardhat	0		Mysticality: +5, Maximum MP: +50, Monster Level: +15, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2015-08"
8482	Lava Miner's Daughter	0		Skill: "Asbestos Heart", Last Available: "2015-08"
8483	Psycho From The Heat	0		Skill: "Pyromania", Last Available: "2015-08"
8484	The Firegate Tapes	0		Skill: "Firegate", Last Available: "2015-08"
8485	&quot;DEBBIE&quot; tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8486	one-day ticket to That 70s Volcano	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8487	olive airplane charter: That 70s Volcano	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-08"
8488	shaking green Manual of Numberology	0		Skill: "Calculate the Universe"
8489	New Age hurting crystal	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8490	razor-sharp smooth velvet pants	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2015-08"
8491	squat flame-retardant smooth velvet shirt	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2015-08"
8492	thinker's smooth velvet hat	0		Mysticality: +10, Last Available: "2015-08"
8493	arcane researcher's smooth velvet pocket square	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8494	tumbling smooth velvet socks of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8495	jittery mirror smooth velvet hanky of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8496	stanky The One Mood Ring of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8497	Mr. Choch's bone	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8498	Mr. Cheeng's 'stache	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8499	Saturday Night thermometer	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8500	the tongue of Smimmons	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8501	skewed Raul's guitar pick	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8502	Pener's crisps	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8503	skewed tumbling signed deuce	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8504	Lavalos core	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8505	wobbly bouncing half-melted hula girl	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8506	glass ceiling fragments	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8507	denatured SMOOCH coffee cup	1	crappy	Last Available: "2015-08"
8508	aerosolized chilled narrow labrador cookie	0		Effect: "Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2015-08"
8509	smelly banded brawny Mr. Cheeng's spectacles	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Damage Absorption: +100, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Drops Items, Last Available: "2015-08"
8510	Lo Pan's vibrating grease cannon	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2015-08"
8511	galvanized improved demon makeup kit	0		Effect: "Serenity", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2015-08"
8512	aromatic greasy love of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2015-08"
8513	wholesome dance instructor's Pener's drumstick of Gandalf	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2015-08"
8514	wicked deuce cape of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Spell Damage: +5, Last Available: "2015-08"
8515	blurry savvy brawny Lavalos's shell of the bloodbag	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2015-08"
8516	smooth velvet bra of the ox of the glutton	0		Muscle: +20, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2015-08"
8517	ribald Da Vinci's SMOOCH bracers	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8518	mirror horrifying SMOOCH kneepads	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8519	Sherlock's SMOOCH spaulders	0		Item Drop: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8520	ghostly SMOOCH codpiece of the cougar of the businessman	0		Moxie: +20, Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 20", Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8521	shaking SMOOCH breastplate	0		Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8522	superduperheated	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8523	mirror fused fuse	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8524	superheated	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8525	diet adequate lava cake	1	good	Last Available: "2015-08"
8526	rotten pink slime	4	crappy	
8527	tumbling pulsating Devil's Elbow Hot Sauce	0		
8528	Special&trade; Sauce	0		
8529	toothsome upside-down devil hair pasta	3	awesome	
8530	moldy fancy spagecialetti	4	crappy	Effect: "Greasy Peasy", Effect Duration: 20
8531	Salsa Libre	0		
8532	spinning good gravy	0		
8533	squat spinning illicit fish sauce	0		
8534	adequate libertagliatelle	4	good	
8535	rotten diet spinning turkish mostaccioli	1	crappy	
8536	toothsome shaking linguini of the sea	4	awesome	
8537	altered alkaline purple Hersey&trade; SMOOCH	0		Effect: "Balls of Ectoplasm", Effect Duration: 65
8539	Alexy sauce	0		
8540	rainbow sauce	0		
8541	drug cocktail sauce	0		
8542	flavorless huge squat Fettris	8	decent	
8543	rotten blinking fusillocybin	3	crappy	
8544	bland immense special prescription noodles	10	decent	Effect: "Mer-kinny Flavor", Effect Duration: 25
8545	vaporized purple blood-drive sticker	1	awesome	
8546	warmed ionized bag of grain	0		Effect: "stats.enq", Effect Duration: 30
8547	dry pocket maze	0		Effect: "Object Detection", Effect Duration: 52
8548	wet liquefied shady shades	0		Effect: "Resilient Spirit", Effect Duration: 26
8549	diffused squeaky toy rose	0		Effect: "Sugar, Hello", Effect Duration: 27
8550	delicious small weird gazelle steak	2	awesome	
8551	stale sausage without a cause	4	decent	
8552	anodized blinking face paint	0		Effect: "Jalape&ntilde;o Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 21
8553	fancy practically non-alcoholic artisanal emergency margarita	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Effect: "Human-Fish Hybrid", Effect Duration: 50
8554	watered-down lousy vintage smart drink	2	decent	
8555	pulsating a ten-percent bonus	0		
8556	pulsating Thwaitgold termite statuette	0		
8557	narrow The Emperor's new cookie	0		
8558	oxidized Wickers bar	0		Effect: "Jelly Combed", Effect Duration: 53
8559	warmed twirling bakelite-covered bacon	0		Effect: "Takin' It Greasy", Effect Duration: 54
8560	magnetized corrupted tarnished Aerheads	0		Effect: "Raging Animal", Effect Duration: 11
8561	super-galvanized modified Wrotz	0		Effect: "Mighty Shout", Effect Duration: 65
8562	improved tarnished activated Gabarbar	0		Effect: "Gunky Dory", Effect Duration: 60
8563	enhanced fiberglass insulation	0		Effect: "Deeply Ironic", Effect Duration: 51
8564	shrine to the Barrel god	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-09"
8565	censurious horrifying Samson's barrel lid	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Spooky Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-09"
8566	wool hale supercool barrel hoop earring	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Maximum HP: +20, Cold Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-09"
8567	banded occult beefy bankruptcy barrel	0		Muscle: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Damage Absorption: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-09"
8568	firkin	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8569	normal barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8570	tun	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8571	weathered barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8572	barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8573	jittery tumbling barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8574	huge moist barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8575	rotting barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8576	blurry mouldering barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8577	blurry barnacled barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8578	drinkable bottle of Amontillado	3	good	Last Available: "2015-09"
8579	watered-down tolerable barrel-aged martini	2	good	Last Available: "2015-09"
8580	tasty barrel pickle	4	awesome	Last Available: "2015-09"
8581	delicious diet narrow barrel cracker	1	awesome	Last Available: "2015-09"
8582	boiled yellow vibrating mushroom	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-09"
8583	vaporized mushroom	1	decent	Effect: "Powdered", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2015-09"
8584	wobbly baleful KoL Con 12-gauge	0		Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-09"
8585	blue wizardly Golden Mr. Eh?	0		Mysticality: +25, Last Available: "2015-09"
8586	greedy barrel gun	0		Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2015-09"
8587	barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8588	spinning barrel beryl	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8589	immense delicious red water log	7	awesome	Last Available: "2015-09"
8590	ghostly Annie Oakley's sharpshooter's barrelhead	0		Critical Hit Percent: 30, Last Available: "2015-09"
8591	narrow bottoms of the barrel of vim and vigor of the boozehound	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2015-09"
8592	bouncing crafty chest barrel of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2015-09"
8593	twirling cyan bung spigot	0		Equips On: "Lil' Barrel Mimic"
8594	double barreled barrel gun of vim and vigor of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2015-09"
8595	zippy Jim Carey's brawny triple barreled barrel gun	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Monster Level: +25, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2015-09"
8596	lion tamer's barrel beryl choker of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2015-09"
8597	Lo Pan's sinister barrel beryl nose ring	0		Spell Damage: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2015-09"
8598	tumbling barrel beryl ring of wisdom of bravery	0		Mysticality: +15, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2015-09"
8599	map to the Biggest Barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8600	potted tea tree	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8601	improved cuppa Flamibili tea	0		Effect: "Preternatural Greed", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2015-09"
8602	improved altered cyan cuppa Yet tea	0		Effect: "Crud&eacute;", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2015-09"
8603	deionized polarized pulsating cuppa Boo tea	0		Effect: "Disco Concentration", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2015-09"
8604	tarnished bouncing cuppa Nas tea	0		Effect: "Slimily Speedy", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2015-09"
8605	aerosolized deionized cuppa Improprie tea	0		Effect: "Ponderous Potency", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2015-09"
8606	pickled chilled cuppa Frost tea	0		Effect: "Spookyravin'", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2015-09"
8607	extra-aerosolized super-chilled cuppa Toast tea	0		Effect: "Hopped Up on Goofballs", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2015-09"
8608	alkaline squat cuppa Net tea	0		Effect: "Patience of the Tortoise", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2015-09"
8609	liquefied corrupted cuppa Proprie tea	0		Effect: "Seal Clubbing Frenzy", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2015-09"
8610	super-modified cuppa Morbidi tea	0		Effect: "Whitened Teeth", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2015-09"
8611	pressed quadruple-irradiated flattened cuppa Chari tea	0		Effect: "Mad at Science", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2015-09"
8612	pickled denatured cuppa Serendipi tea	0		Effect: "Fire Inside", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2015-09"
8613	concentrated cuppa Feroci tea	0		Effect: "Oleaginous Soles", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2015-09"
8614	electrified bouncing blurry cuppa Physicali tea	0		Effect: "Elbow Sauce", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2015-09"
8615	ionized cuppa Wit tea	0		Effect: "Human-Orc Hybrid", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2015-09"
8616	warmed cuppa Neuroplastici tea	0		Effect: "Prince of Seaside Town", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2015-09"
8617	super-moist non-unsweetened cuppa Dexteri tea	0		Effect: "Grumpy and Ornery", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2015-09"
8618	vacuum-sealed yellow mirror cuppa Flexibili tea	0		Effect: "Prelude of Precision", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2015-09"
8619	galvanized flattened extra-polarized twirling upside-down cuppa Impregnabili tea	0		Effect: "Chari Tea", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2015-09"
8620	dry cuppa Obscuri tea	0		Effect: "Magically Fingered", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2015-09"
8621	aerosolized jittery tumbling cuppa Irritabili tea	0		Effect: "Net Tea", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2015-09"
8622	anodized dry cuppa Mediocri tea	0		Effect: "Hip to Be Square Dancin'", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2015-09"
8623	moist activated cuppa Loyal tea	0		Effect: "Salty Dogs", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2015-09"
8624	pickled cuppa Activi tea	1	crappy	Last Available: "2015-09"
8625	distilled cuppa Cruel tea	1		Last Available: "2015-09"
8626	cold-filtered bouncing cuppa Alacri tea	0		Effect: "Can Has Cyborger", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2015-09"
8627	aerosolized enhanced dry spinning cuppa Vitali tea	0		Effect: "Corruption of Wretched Wally", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2015-09"
8628	extra-polymerized triple-cold-filtered cuppa Mana tea	0		Effect: "Human-Hobo Hybrid", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2015-09"
8629	galvanized cuppa Monstrosi tea	0		Effect: "Warm Belly", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2015-09"
8630	Vulcanized ionized cuppa Twen tea	0		Effect: "Spiro Gyro", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2015-09"
8631	non-boiled chilled spinning cuppa Gill tea	0		Effect: "Powder Power", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2015-09"
8632	boiled aerosolized tumbling cuppa Uncertain tea	0		Effect: "Gyromitra Gymnastics", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2015-09"
8633	shaking ghostly cuppa Voraci tea	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8634	fuchsia cuppa Sobrie tea	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8635	cuppa Royal tea	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8636	dry activated blurry cyan cuppa Craft tea	0		Effect: "Spooky Flavor", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2015-09"
8637	super-activated modified maroon cuppa Insani tea	0		Effect: "Cletus's Canticle of Celerity", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2015-09"
8638	ghostly Royal scepter of the dark arts of the empath of horror	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Weight: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-09", Rollover Effect Duration: 5
8639	doghouse	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-10"
8640	Ghost Dog Chow	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8641	spoiled enchanted bowl of eyeballs	4	crappy	Effect: "Neutered Nostrils", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2015-10"
8642	decent diet bowl of mummy guts	1	good	Last Available: "2015-10"
8643	stale bowl of maggots	4	decent	Last Available: "2015-10"
8644	tolerable blood and blood	3	good	Last Available: "2015-10"
8645	aged Jack-O-Lantern beer	4	awesome	Last Available: "2015-10"
8646	spirit-forward perfectly mixed zombie	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-10"
8647	red Telltale&trade; rubber heart	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8648	pulsating wind-up spider	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8649	tumbling plastic nightmare troll	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8650	tennis ball	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8651	avaricious resourceful brainy crown	0		Mysticality: +5, Maximum MP: +50, Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xGhuol, cap 27"
8652	twirling ear poison	0		
8653	stink-penny	0		
8654	nippy Herculean hawk of courage	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Cold Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3
8655	normal hamlet sandwich	3	good	
8656	wobbly Da Vinci's Othello's military jacket	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5
8657	studded Othello's dagger	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Single Equip
8658	bouncing Othello's handkerchief of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
8659	colloidal shaking bowl of Jeal-O	0		Effect: "Bandersnatched", Effect Duration: 69
8660	green grip key	0		
8661	blurry teal How to Play Othello	0		
8662	Da Vinci's sage ghostly dagger of Leguizamo	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Monster Level: +20
8663	artisanal weak ghost beer	2	EPIC	
8664	fortified Othello set	0		Damage Absorption: +60
8665	lime green rotten tomato	0		
8666	Twelve Night Energy	0		
8667	spinning lightning-fast manspreader's Yorick of bravery	0		Monster Level: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Initiative: +40
8668	wobbly rose	0		
8669	red tulip	0		
8670	tulip	0		
8671	blinking tulip	0		
8672	Walford's bucket	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8673	bouncing Wal-Mart gift certificate	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8674	airplane charter: The Glaciest	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-11"
8675	yellow one-day ticket to The Glaciest	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8676	enhanced triple-concentrated shoulder-warming lotion	0		Effect: "Spring Training", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2015-11"
8677	tasty iceberg lettuce	3	awesome	Last Available: "2015-11"
8678	delicious ice wine	3	awesome	Last Available: "2015-11"
8679	occult Wal-Mart snowglobe of Tarzan of the brazier	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-11"
8680	electrified MacGyver's fortified Wal-Mart nametag	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum MP: +100, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2015-11"
8681	bouncing razor-sharp brawny Wal-Mart overalls of the sweet-tooth	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2015-11"
8682	spinning mirror To Build an Igloo	0		Skill: "Refusal to Freeze", Last Available: "2015-11"
8683	The Chill of the Wild	0		Skill: "Beardfreeze", Last Available: "2015-11"
8684	Cold Fang	0		Skill: "Frost Bite", Last Available: "2015-11"
8685	Wal-Mart tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8686	perfect ice cube	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8687	The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide	0		Skill: "Perfect Freeze", Last Available: "2015-11"
8688	foul-smelling bellhop's hat	0		Stench Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 0.75xBarrr, cap 30", Last Available: "2015-11"
8689	tolerable ice porter	4	good	Last Available: "2015-11", Wiki Name: "ice porter (drink)"
8690	quadruple-warmed dry exotic travel brochure	0		Effect: "From Nantucket", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2015-11"
8691	bag of foreign bribes	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8692	altered tumbling wobbly shampoo-conditioner	0		Effect: "Sweet, Nuts", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2015-11"
8693	hotel minibar key	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8694	ice hotel bell	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8695	Martialest Arts trophy	0		Last Available: "2016-01"
8696	mixed medicinal herbs	1		Last Available: "2016-01"
8697	toothsome ice rice	4	awesome	Last Available: "2016-01"
8698	mediocre teal iced plum wine	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-01"
8699	avaricious miser's nasty training belt	0		Stench Damage: +5, Meat Drop: 40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-01"
8700	teal nippy Rosewater's training legwarmers of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Mysticality Percent: +30, Cold Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-01"
8701	aromatic MacGyver's training helmet of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Maximum MP: +100, Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2016-01"
8702	training scroll:  Shattering Punch	0		Skill: "Shattering Punch", Last Available: "2016-01"
8703	olive blinking training scroll:  Snokebomb	0		Skill: "Snokebomb", Last Available: "2016-01"
8704	red training scroll:  Shivering Monkey Technique	0		Skill: "Shivering Monkey Technique", Last Available: "2016-01"
8705	X-32-F snowman crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-01"
8706	tumbling machine elf capsule	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8707	bouncing self-dribbling basketball	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
8708	mixed abstraction: action	1		Effect: "Sharpened Sweet Tooth", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2015-12"
8709	dehydrated narrow abstraction: thought	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8710	dehydrated twirling abstraction: sensation	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8711	dried bouncing blinking abstraction: purpose	1		Effect: "Sleazy Hands", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2015-12"
8712	dehydrated twirling blue abstraction: category	1		Effect: "Empty Inside", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2015-12"
8713	powdered narrow twirling abstraction: perception	1		Effect: "Chow Downed", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2015-12"
8714	distilled abstraction: motion	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8715	denatured jittery mirror abstraction: joy	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8716	diluted abstraction: certainty	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8717	vaporized abstraction: comprehension	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8718	bouncing modern picture frame	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8719	massive spoiled wobbly VYKEA meatballs	9	crappy	Last Available: "2015-11"
8720	high-proof acceptable VYKEA mead	6	good	Last Available: "2015-11"
8721	galvanized quadruple-alkaline VYKEA woadpaint	0		Effect: "Third Based", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2015-11"
8722	VYKEA frenzy rune	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8723	shaking ghostly VYKEA blood rune	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8724	blurry VYKEA lightning rune	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8725	VYKEA plank	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8726	VYKEA rail	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8727	VYKEA bracket	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8728	VYKEA dowel	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8729	sinister personal trainer's smooth VYKEA hex key	0		Moxie: +15, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-11"
8730	skewed teal VYKEA instructions	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8731	adequate half-sized fuchsia tin of submardines	2	good	Last Available: "2015-11", Wiki Name: "tin of submardines"
8732	smooth twirling bottle of norwhiskey	4	awesome	Last Available: "2015-11"
8733	altered octolus oculus	1	awesome	Effect: "Dreadful Sheen", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2015-11"
8734	MacGyver's quilted Fonzie's sardine can key	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2015-11"
8735	crafty sage norwhal helmet of chilblains	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +10, Cold Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2015-11"
8736	blinking teal friendly clever extremely unsafe octolus-skin cloak	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP: +20, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2015-11", Rollover Effect Duration: 30
8737	mediocre perfect cosmopolitan	4	decent	Last Available: "2015-11"
8738	aged perfect negroni	3	awesome	Last Available: "2015-11"
8739	drinkable perfect dark and stormy	3	good	Last Available: "2015-11"
8740	aged practically non-alcoholic perfect mimosa	1	awesome	Last Available: "2015-11"
8741	special mediocre weak perfect old-fashioned	2	decent	Effect: "Cuts Like a Lightly-Buttered Knife", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2015-11"
8742	delicious perfect paloma	3	awesome	Last Available: "2015-11"
8743	energized wet shaking narrow That 70s Cologne	0		Effect: "Appeteyes", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2015-11"
8744	tarnished deionized Wal-Mart &quot;diamond&quot; ring	0		Effect: "Smoky Third Eye", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2015-11"
8745	irradiated Puffstone cigar	0		Effect: "Jerky, Boy", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2015-11"
8746	Vulcanized Conspiracy&trade; mascara	0		Effect: "Well-Swabbed Ear", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2015-11"
8747	boiled pickled boiled purple squat Spring Break Beach &quot;swimsuit&quot;	0		Effect: "Blessing of Charcoatl", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2015-11"
8748	twirling airplane tattoo	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8749	dry Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe	0		Effect: "Punchy, Murdery", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2015-12"
8750	extra-irradiated blurry twirling hemp candy necklace	0		Effect: "Human-Humanoid Hybrid", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2015-12"
8751	electrified cold-filtered narrow maroon bouncing communal gobstopper	0		Effect: "Quaaaaaaa", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2015-12"
8752	snack-sized decent Crimbo salad	2	good	Last Available: "2015-12"
8753	rotten bread line	3	crappy	Last Available: "2015-12"
8754	drinkable practically non-alcoholic squat bark rootbeer	1	good	Last Available: "2015-12"
8755	hand-crafted ale	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-12"
8756	plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2015-12"
8757	plastic Rudolph the Red of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-12"
8758	ghostly coward's plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej	0		Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2015-12"
8759	maroon MacGyver's plastic Crimborgatron	0		Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2015-12"
8760	red strapping plastic Crimbodhisattva	0		Muscle: +5, Last Available: "2015-12"
8761	bouquet of all-natural free-range flowers	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8762	stack of communist leaflets	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8763	mirror BACON	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
8764	pulsating box of Gratitude chocolates	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8765	Gratitude chocolate (thyme-filled)	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8766	perfectly mixed Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled)	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-02"
8767	Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled)	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8768	Gratitude chocolate (octopus-filled)	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8769	chocolate bowtie	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8770	super-nitrogenated liquefied yellow pitted sheet	0		Effect: "White Blooded", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2015-12"
8771	blinking sparking robo-battery	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8772	overloaded micro-reactor	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8773	fireproof Annie Oakley's reusable shopping bag of terror	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2015-12"
8775	blue rock-hard coarse hemp socks	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
8776	armband of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
8777	purple bundle of &quot;fragrant&quot; herbs	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8778	nuclear stockpile	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8779	pine cone	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8780	iron chain	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8781	skewed executive pine cone necklace	0		Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2015-12"
8782	Sinatra's reindeer hammer	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Last Available: "2015-12"
8783	baleful elf ploughshare	0		Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-12"
8784	circle drum	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8785	The Big Book of Communism	0		Last Available: "2015-12", Skill: "Communism!"
8786	cyan spinning faded protest sign	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8787	faded protest sign	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8788	twirling nasty-smelling moss	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8789	book	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8790	teal sizzling elven tambourine	0		Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
8791	reindeer sickle of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2015-12"
8792	blue upside-down bouncing face paint	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8793	face paint	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8794	twirling fuchsia The Big Book of Communism (used)	0		Skill: "Communism!", Last Available: "2015-12"
8795	Batfellow comic	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
8796	plastic spoiler	0		
8797	ghostly bat-oomerang	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8798	skewed bat-jute	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8799	bat-o-mite	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8800	pulsating ROM of Optimality	0		Skill: "Toggle Optimality"
8801	narrow incriminating evidence	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8802	dangerous chemicals	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8803	jittery kidnapped orphan	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8804	twirling high-grade	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8805	high-tensile-strength fibers	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8806	high-grade explosives	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8807	bouncing shaking experimental gene therapy	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8808	ultracoagulator	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8809	shaking cyan self-defense training	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8810	blinking fingerprint dusting kit	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8811	huge bouncing confidence-building hug	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8812	exploding kickball	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8813	glob of Bat-Glue	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8814	gray Bat-Aid&trade; bandage	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8815	bat-bearing	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8816	thick yummy Kudzu salad	5	awesome	Last Available: "2016-12"
8817	vaporized twirling Mansquito Serum	1		Last Available: "2016-12"
8818	lousy bouncing Miss Graves' vermouth	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
8819	adequate The Plumber's mushroom stew	3	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
8820	twisted shaking jittery The Author's ink	1		Last Available: "2016-02"
8821	mediocre weak squat The Mad Liquor	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
8822	perfectly mixed high-proof Doc Clock's thyme cocktail	9	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-12"
8823	small flavorless pulsating cyan Mr. Burnsger	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
8824	altered mirror The Inquisitor's unidentifiable object	1		Last Available: "2016-12"
8825	stanky sharpshooter's grievous The Jokester's gun	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire the Jokester's Gun", Last Available: "2016-12"
8826	perfumed gravedigger's vibrating The Jokester's wig	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Adjust the Jokester's Wig", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol", Last Available: "2016-12"
8827	sizzling chilly The Jokester's pants of incineration	0		Cold Damage: +5, Hot Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Adjust the Jokester's Pants", Last Available: "2016-12"
8828	activated tarnished Jokester makeup	0		Effect: "Eau de Tortue", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2016-12"
8829	replica bat-oomerang	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
8830	battoo kit	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
8831	mirror basking robin	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
8832	narrow domino mask	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8833	irradiated robin's egg	0		Effect: "Material Witness", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2016-12"
8834	normal robin flan	3	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
8835	lousy pulsating robin nog	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
8836	LT&T telegraph office deed	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8837	wobbly plaintive telegram	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8838	pulsating lime green exploding gum	0		
8839	root beer barrel	0		
8840	ionized anodized teal Kudzu slaw	0		Effect: "Ancestral Disapproval", Effect Duration: 46
8841	flattened purple Mansquito's blood	0		Effect: "Eye of the Seal", Effect Duration: 45
8842	double-vacuum-sealed alkaline infrablack lipstick	0		Effect: "Beta Carotene Overdose", Effect Duration: 27
8843	polarized can of drain cleaner	0		Effect: "Sugar, Hello", Effect Duration: 53
8844	extra-chilled energized The Author's inkwell	0		Effect: "Dragged Through the Coals", Effect Duration: 47
8845	cold-filtered spinning bag of random words	0		Effect: "Ponderous Potency", Effect Duration: 49
8846	flattened tube of pendulum lube	0		Effect: "Spookypants", Effect Duration: 52
8847	dry activated red-hot jawbreaker	0		Effect: "Berry Thorny", Effect Duration: 35
8848	concentrated flattened twirling question juice	0		Effect: "Dreadful Smell", Effect Duration: 19
8849	oxidized cold-filtered spinning tube of villain	0		Effect: "Conspiratory Eyes", Effect Duration: 46
8850	wholesome your cowboy boots	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cowboy Kick", Last Available: "2016-02"
8851	tumbling inflatable LT&T telegraph office	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8852	twirling nugget of quicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8853	upside-down nugget of thicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8854	blinking nugget of wicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8855	nugget of slicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8856	maroon nugget of sicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8857	nugget of nicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8858	nugget of ticksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8859	sage quicksilver ring	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8860	rosewater-soaked medical-grade thicksilver ring of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Stench Resistance: +3, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8861	avaricious greedy supercool wicksilver ring	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Meat Drop: 50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8862	blurry upside-down toasty energetic smartaleck's slicksilver ring	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8863	steel-toed grievous sage sicksilver ring	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Damage Reduction: 9, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8864	skewed avaricious nicksilver ring of Gandalf of the businessman	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Meat Drop: 80, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8865	lime green pulsating rosewater-soaked hale ticksilver ring	0		Maximum HP: +20, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8866	avaricious foul-smelling vibrating Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2016-02"
8867	Newton's Socratic stylish Tesla's Electroplated Beans	0		Moxie: +25, Experience (Mysticality): 4, Last Available: "2016-02"
8868	aromatic knitted Van der Graaf Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2016-02"
8869	blinking bouncing Jim Carey's Hellfire Spicy Beans	0		Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2016-02"
8870	Frigid Northern Beans of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-02"
8871	red World's Blackest-Eyed Peas of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2016-02"
8872	tumbling frightening Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2016-02"
8873	Jeselnik's Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-02"
8874	gravedigger's vibrating therapeutic veiny strapping Val-U Brand Every Bean Salad	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum HP: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2016-02"
8875	cyan shaking extremely unsafe Shrub's Premium Baked Beans of Gandalf of the detective	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2016-02"
8876	normal gigantic plate of Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans	10	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8877	spoiled plate of Tesla's Electroplated Beans	4	crappy	Last Available: "2016-02"
8878	moldy plate of Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas	3	crappy	Last Available: "2016-02"
8879	decent miniature plate of Hellfire Spicy Beans	2	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8880	normal tiny narrow plate of Frigid Northern Beans	1	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8881	moldy fancy plate of World's Blackest-Eyed Peas	3	crappy	Effect: "Wallflowering", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8882	small adequate plate of Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans	2	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8883	snack-sized spoiled plate of Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans	2	crappy	Last Available: "2016-02"
8884	rotten shaking plate of Val-U Brand Every Bean Salad	3	crappy	Last Available: "2016-02"
8885	normal plate of Shrub's Premium Baked Beans	3	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8886	forbidden Fancy Jeff's pocket square of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8887	blinking scandalous Daisy's unclean bloomers of the ox of James Dean	0		Muscle: +20, Experience (Moxie): +3, Sleaze Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xBArrr, 1xGhuol, cap 37", Last Available: "2016-02"
8888	jittery Pecos Dave's sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8889	maroon blinking padded baleful thinker's Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes	0		Mysticality: +10, Spell Damage: +25, Damage Absorption: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2016-02"
8890	gray squat Glenn's dice	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8891	coward's crafty quilted Former Sheriff Dan's tin star of the bloodbag of the boozehound	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum HP: +100, Maximum MP: +10, Monster Level: -20, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2016-02"
8892	cyan El Vibrato restraints	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8893	Clara's bell	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8894	ghostly Jim Carey's energetic hardened Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2016-02"
8895	buffalo dime	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8896	cow poker	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8897	polymerized aerosolized squat poker face paint	0		Effect: "Well-Oiled", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2016-02"
8898	teal realistic cap gun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8899	tainted milk	1	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8900	gun parts	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8901	unsweetened boiled triggerfingerbone	0		Effect: "Feelin' Philosophical", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2016-02"
8902	boiled altered enhanced ghost bit	0		Effect: "Rampage!", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2016-02"
8903	diffused colloidal diffused spinning buzzard feather	0		Effect: "Preternatural Greed", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2016-02"
8904	energized energized gray lion musk	0		Effect: "Eyes Wide Propped", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2016-02"
8905	toothsome enchanted bear claw	4	awesome	Effect: "Heart of Green", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2016-02"
8906	adjusted ionized double-enhanced bouncing rattler gland	0		Effect: "Mint-Condition Breath", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2016-02"
8907	altered olive pulsating half-digested coal	0		Effect: "Saucefingers", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2016-02"
8908	warmed triple-activated tightly-wound spine	0		Effect: "Disco Inferno", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2016-02"
8909	flavorless rotting beefsteak	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8910	lousy firemilk	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8911	alkaline magnetized huge huge maroon spidercow eye-cluster	0		Effect: "Strength of Ten Ettins", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2016-02"
8912	twisted moomy dust	1		Last Available: "2016-02"
8913	narrow greasy frosty western-style skinning knife	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-02"
8914	bouncing reliable sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8915	shellacked steel knuckles	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2016-02"
8916	Tales of Western Braggadoccio	0		Skill: "Bow-Legged Swagger", Last Available: "2016-02"
8917	Hell and How I Bent It	0		Skill: "Bend Hell", Last Available: "2016-02"
8918	The Western Look	0		Skill: "Steely-Eyed Squint", Last Available: "2016-02"
8919	wobbly LT&T tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8920	cyan Western Slang Vol. 1: Violence	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8921	Western Slang Vol. 2: Cooking	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8922	bouncing Western Slang Vol. 3: Fraud	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8923	jittery disc (white)	0		
8924	disc (black)	0		
8925	disc (red)	0		
8926	bouncing disc (green)	0		
8927	bouncing twirling disc (blue)	0		
8928	yellow disc (yellow)	0		
8929	tumbling skewed red-hot knucklebone	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8930	alkaline twirling gray demonic cow's blood	0		Effect: "Turtle Power", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2016-02"
8931	olive tumbling rinky-dink sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8932	blinking makeshift sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8933	tumbling custom sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8934	baconstone-handled sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8935	porquoise-handled sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8936	red hamethyst-handled sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8937	mountain lion skin	0		Moxie Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8938	huge grizzled bearskin	0		Muscle Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8939	diamondback skin	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8940	coal snakeskin	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8941	upside-down frontwinder skin	0		Mysticality Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8942	blurry rotting cowskin	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8943	shuddering cow skull	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8944	rhinestone cowhorn	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8945	cow skull	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8946	jangly spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8947	quicksilver spurs	0		Initiative: +30, Last Available: "2016-02"
8948	thicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8949	wicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8950	slicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8951	sicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8952	nicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8953	ticksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8954	special edition Batfellow comic	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
8955	bouncing Tales of the West: Cow Punching	0		
8956	Tales of the West: Beanslinging	0		
8957	jittery Tales of the West: Snake Oiling	0		
8958	briefcase full of snakes	0		
8959	one-gallon hat of temperance of the detective	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +20
8960	grievous dance instructor's two-gallon hat	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50
8961	flame-retardant quilted three-gallon hat	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Hot Resistance: +1
8962	double-paned flame-wreathed four-gallon hat	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +5
8963	five-gallon hat of dire peril of the businessman	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Meat Drop: +50
8964	hardy steel-toed six-gallon hat	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum HP: +50
8965	skewed prompt dangerous seven-gallon hat	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Adventures: +3
8966	knitted eight-gallon hat of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Cold Resistance: +3
8967	nine-gallon hat of mayonnaise of the early riser	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Adventures: +7
8968	ghostly weightlifter's ten-gallon hat of the pedagogue	0		Muscle: +15, Experience: +3
8969	Jeselnik's eleven-gallon hat	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Item Drop: +5
8970	narrow toy sixgun	0		
8971	snake oil	0		
8972	pressed bouncing skin oil	0		Effect: "Thickest, Sickest", Effect Duration: 68
8973	tarnished triple-anodized blinking wobbly unusual oil	0		Effect: "Thought", Effect Duration: 30
8974	colloidal frozen shaking eldritch oil	0		Effect: "Squid Squint", Effect Duration: 34
8975	shaking exclusive club	0		
8976	quantum energized super-modified patent preventative tonic	0		Effect: "Cold-Blooded Warm Fuzzies", Effect Duration: 36
8977	extra-liquefied patent invisibility tonic	0		Effect: "Sleazy Weapon", Effect Duration: 68
8978	enhanced colloidal patent aggression tonic	0		Effect: "Rushtacean'", Effect Duration: 57
8979	enhanced tarnished twirling patent sallowness tonic	0		Effect: "Extra-Wet", Effect Duration: 49
8980	warmed huge patent avarice tonic	0		Effect: "Salsa Satanica", Effect Duration: 13
8981	ionized patent alacrity tonic	0		Effect: "Rosewater Mark", Effect Duration: 34
8982	concentrated corrupted marrow	0		Effect: "Employee of the Month", Effect Duration: 33
8983	mediocre rodeo whiskey	4	decent	
8984	narrow Thwaitgold scorpion statuette	0		
8985	upside-down cool real cowboy hat	0		Moxie: +5
8986	Memories of Cow Punching	0		Free Pull
8987	Memories of Beanslinging	0		Free Pull
8988	Memories of Snake Oiling	0		Free Pull
8989	Witchess Set	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-03"
8990	bouncing electronic Brain Trainer game	0		Skill: "Brain Games"
8991	do-it-yourself laser eye surgery kit	0		Skill: "20/20 Vision"
8992	modified spinning green armored prawn	1		Effect: "Phairly Balanced", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2016-03"
8993	adequate gigantic skewed jumping horseradish	9	good	Last Available: "2016-03"
8994	lousy boozy skewed fuchsia Sacramento wine	5	decent	Last Available: "2016-03"
8995	modified electrified green Greek fire	0		Effect: "Glo-Face", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2016-03"
8996	zippy Jeselnik's smelly sharpshooter's ox-head shield of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Initiative: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-03"
8997	censurious family-friendly Van der Graaf Oprah's dented scepter of the overflowing toilet	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Resistance: 4, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-03"
8998	lime green jittery prompt wool Annie Oakley's quilted wicked very pointy crown	0		Spell Damage: +5, Damage Absorption: +40, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Cold Resistance: +1, Adventures: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xGhuol", Last Available: "2016-03"
8999	stanky experienced battle broom of vim and vigor of Calamity Jane of the brazier	0		Experience: +2, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-03"
9000	Clan Floundry	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-04"
9001	blue perfumed Jim Carey's Tesla carpe of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Monster Level: +25, Stench Resistance: +5, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9002	Usain Bolt's frightening Samson's Herculean codpiece	0		Experience (Muscle): 6, Spooky Damage: +5, Initiative: +80, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9003	fireproof Lo Pan's quilted sage troutsers	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Damage Absorption: +40, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Hot Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 0.5xPotato", Last Available: "2016-04"
9004	greedy rosewater-soaked razor-sharp Newton's bass clarinet	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Stench Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9005	gray squat narrow groovy fish hatchet of Leguizamo of the sewer of courage	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Monster Level: +20, Stench Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9006	scandalous coward's resourceful beefy tunac	0		Muscle: +10, Maximum MP: +50, Monster Level: -20, Sleaze Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9007	twirling fishin' pole	0		Last Available: "2016-04"
9008	flattened adjusted yellow blurry narrow wriggling worm	0		Effect: "Shamboozled", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2016-04"
9009	lousy bottle of Fishhead 900-Day IPA	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-04"
9010	tarnished diffused skewed high-test fishing line	0		Effect: "Concentration", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2016-04"
9011	shaking spinning strapping fishin' hat	0		Muscle: +5, Last Available: "2016-04"
9012	Trout Fishing in Loathing	0		Skill: "Astute Angler", Last Available: "2016-04"
9013	blinking sonar fishfinder of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-04"
9014	luxury fly-tying workbench	0		Fishing Skill: +10, Last Available: "2016-04"
9015	tacklebox	0		Fishing Skill: +5, Last Available: "2016-04"
9016	cyan tumbling disconnected intergnat	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-05"
9017	viral video	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9018	squat internet point	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9019	meme generator	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9020	plus one	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9021	massive tasty twirling gallon of milk	10	awesome	Last Available: "2016-05"
9022	print screen button	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9023	lime green screencapped monster	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9024	daily dungeon malware	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9025	shaking infinite BACON machine	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9026	First Post shirt package	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9027	Jim Carey's stylish First Post shirt - Cir Senam of bravery	0		Moxie: +25, Monster Level: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2016-05"
9028	high-speed upgrade	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2016-05"
9029	no spoon	0		
9030	flavorless star salad	3	decent	
9031	Thwaitgold moth statuette	0		
9032	moldy narrow bowl of Tastee-Wheet&trade;	3	crappy	
9033	Source terminal	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-06"
9034	Source essence	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9035	stale super-sized ghostly browser cookie	5	decent	Last Available: "2016-06"
9036	tolerable hacked gibson	4	good	Last Available: "2016-06"
9037	green baleful Source shades	0		Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-06"
9038	cyan jittery software bug	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9039	missing semicolon	0		Familiar Weight: +11
9040	tumbling Source terminal PRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9041	Source terminal GRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9042	mirror Source terminal SPAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9043	Source terminal CRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9044	Source terminal DRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9045	Source terminal TRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9046	Source terminal INGRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9047	Source terminal DIAGRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9048	teal Source terminal ASHRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9049	Source terminal SCRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9050	Source terminal TRIGRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9051	Source terminal file: substats.enh	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9052	upside-down Source terminal file: damage.enh	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9053	yellow squat Source terminal file: critical.enh	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9054	purple Source terminal file: protect.enq	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9055	blinking Source terminal file: stats.enq	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9056	Source terminal file: compress.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9057	Source terminal file: duplicate.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9058	mirror Source terminal file: portscan.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9059	Source terminal file: turbo.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9060	Source terminal file: familiar.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9061	Source terminal file: pram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9062	jittery Source terminal file: gram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9063	twirling Source terminal file: spam.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9064	blinking Source terminal file: cram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9065	Source terminal file: dram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9066	pulsating Source terminal file: tram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9067	pill	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9068	curative brawny plastic detective badge of terror of mayonnaise	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2016-07"
9069	miser's nippy smartaleck's bronze detective badge of terror	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Cold Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2016-07"
9070	flame-wreathed wholesome fortified detective badge of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-07"
9071	prompt fireproof healthy detective badge of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Hot Resistance: +3, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2016-07"
9072	upside-down cop dollar	0		Last Available: "2016-07"
9073	cyan detective school application	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-07"
9074	stiffened grievous detective roscoe of courage	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Damage Reduction: 1, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2016-07"
9075	polarized shoe gum	0		Effect: "Perfect Hair", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2016-07"
9076	fuchsia fortified boxer's noir fedora of the scaredy-cat	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Damage Absorption: +60, Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2016-07"
9077	purple chilly MacGyver's ruddy trench coat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Maximum MP: +100, Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2016-07"
9078	weak acceptable narrow Falcon&trade; Maltese Liquor	2	good	Last Available: "2016-07"
9079	bland low-calorie spinning hardboiled egg	1	decent	Last Available: "2016-07"
9080	spinning detective tattoo	0		Last Available: "2016-07"
9081	DIY protonic accelerator kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-08"
9082	lightning-fast gravedigger's energetic padded experienced wizardly protonic accelerator pack	0		Mysticality: +25, Experience: +2, Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +10, Initiative: +40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shoot Ghost", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Trap Ghost", Last Available: "2016-08"
9083	almost-dead walkie-talkie	0		Last Available: "2016-08"
9084	blurry prompt Adventurer bobblehead	0		Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2016-11"
9085	pulsating psychokinetic energy blob	0		Last Available: "2016-08"
9086	blinking reassuring smartaleck's bindle	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2016-08"
9087	fleshy lump of the cougar of Calamity Jane	0		Moxie: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2016-08"
9088	twirling hardy razor-sharp smoldering bagel punch	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2016-08"
9089	purple fortified ghostly reins of doom	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-08"
9090	stylish derringer	0		Moxie: +25, Last Available: "2016-08"
9091	gravedigger's Mr. Screege's spectacles	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip, Drops Meat, Last Available: "2016-08"
9092	executive Sherlock's Spookyraven signet of the early riser	0		Item Drop: +25, Meat Drop: +40, Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-08"
9093	rosewater-soaked banded tie-dyed fannypack	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-08"
9094	flame-wreathed savvy burnt snowpants	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2016-08"
9095	wholesome standards and practices guide	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Censorious Lecture", Last Available: "2016-08"
9096	flame-wreathed dance instructor's arcane researcher's Carpathian longsword	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-08"
9097	bouncing veiny beefy Liam's mail of the scaredy-cat	0		Muscle: +10, Maximum HP: +10, Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2016-08"
9098	baleful cool Unfortunato's foolscap of the cheetah	0		Moxie: +5, Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2016-08"
9099	Thwaitgold cockroach statuette	0		
9100	rad	0		
9101	purification tablet	0		
9102	MacGyver's Wrist-Boy	0		Maximum MP: +100
9103	Dear Past Self Package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-09"
9104	Time-Spinner	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9105	compounded experience	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9106	Rad-B-Gone (1 lb.)	0		
9107	pickled Rad-Pro (1 oz.)	0		Effect: "Magically Delicious", Effect Duration: 46
9108	lead umbrella	0		
9109	flattened Shrieking Weasel holo-record	0		Effect: "Tennis Elbow-wow", Effect Duration: 67
9110	oxidized electrified quadruple-concentrated bouncing Power-Guy 2000 holo-record	0		Effect: "Cookie Backup", Effect Duration: 34
9111	concentrated irradiated Lucky Strikes holo-record	0		Effect: "Human-Slime Hybrid", Effect Duration: 51
9112	energized maroon EMD holo-record	0		Effect: "Belch the Rainbow&trade;", Effect Duration: 18
9113	aerosolized Superdrifter holo-record	0		Effect: "Nano-juiced", Effect Duration: 54
9114	flattened improved The Pigs holo-record	0		Effect: "Lifted Spirits", Effect Duration: 17
9115	extra-irradiated energized Drunk Uncles holo-record	0		Effect: "Feroci Tea", Effect Duration: 34
9116	time residue	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9117	cool repaid diaper	0		Moxie: +5
9118	mirror Riker's Search History	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9119	drinkable irresponsibly strong upside-down Shot of Kardashian Gin	7	good	Last Available: "2016-09"
9120	Usain Bolt's Unstable Pointy Ears	0		Initiative: +80, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-09"
9121	Memory Disk, Alpha	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9122	Tea, Earl Grey, Hot	1	awesome	Last Available: "2016-09"
9123	School of Hard Knocks Diploma	0		
9124	blinking narrow baby bark scorpion	0		
9125	bouncing droppable microphone	0		
9126	hand-crafted bouncing jittery unidentified drink	3	EPIC	
9127	wicked Da Vinci's KoL Con 13 T-shirt	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spell Damage: +5
9128	manspreader's studded discarded swimming trunks of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Damage Absorption: +80, Monster Level: +10
9129	adjusted unsweetened tumbling huge diluted makeup	0		Effect: "Cock of the Walk", Effect Duration: 68
9130	adjusted nitrogenated upside-down charisma potion	0		Effect: "Turkey-Friendly", Effect Duration: 24
9131	bouncing extremely confusing manual	0		
9132	narrow inspector's pistol of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +15
9133	KoL Con 13 snowglobe	0		Drops Items, Last Available: "2016-10"
9134	moldy shaking leftover pasty	4	crappy	
9135	spirit-forward enchanted mediocre very whiskey	5	decent	Effect: "It's Soporiffic!", Effect Duration: 40
9136	huge li'l orphan tot	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-10"
9137	li'l knight costume	0		All Attributes: +15, Last Available: "2016-10"
9138	squat blinking li'l unicorn costume	0		Adventures: +5, PvP Fights: +5, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9139	li'l candy corn costume	0		All Resistance: +5, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9140	li'l ninja costume	0		Item Drop: +150, Lasts Until Rollover, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9141	li'l pirate costume	0		Meat Drop: +300, Lasts Until Rollover, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9142	li'l clown costume	0		Experience: +15, Lasts Until Rollover, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9143	li'l robot costume	0		Experience: +10, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9144	upside-down green li'l eyeball costume	0		Combat Rate: -10, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9145	tumbling teal squat li'l liberty costume	0		Item Drop: +100, Meat Drop: +200, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9146	quadruple-tarnished altered huge hoarded candy wad	0		Effect: "Reptilian Fortitude", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2016-10"
9147	polarized magnetized Prunets	0		Effect: "Twinkly Weapon", Effect Duration: 26
9148	Twitching Television Tattoo	0		
9149	baby scorpion	0		Familiar Weight: +10
9150	dry invisible string	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Effect: "Badger Underfoot", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2016-10"
9151	altered cold-filtered pulsating squat invisible seam ripper	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Effect: "Work For Hours a Week", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2016-10"
9152	li'l ghost costume	0		Initiative: +100, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9153	low-calorie adequate raw sweet potato	1	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9154	tasty raw beans	3	awesome	Last Available: "2016-11"
9155	stale raw stuffing	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9156	small rotten raw cranberry sauce	2	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9157	stale raw turkey	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9158	moldy huge raw mincemeat	9	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9159	bland enchanted gigantic raw potato	9	decent	Effect: "So Fresh and So Clean", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2016-11"
9160	toothsome huge raw gravy	7	awesome	Last Available: "2016-11"
9161	spoiled raw bread	3	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9162	maroon beefy mini-marshmallow dispenser of the ox	0		Muscle: 30, Last Available: "2016-11"
9163	spinning sharpshooter's glass casserole dish of the wise owl of the sewer	0		Mysticality: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-11"
9164	upside-down stuffing fluffer	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9165	steel-toed can opener of the glutton	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2016-11"
9166	compressed wobbly turkey blaster	1		Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2016-11"
9167	curative glass pie plate of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2016-11"
9168	tumbling hale potato masher of the businessman	0		Maximum HP: +20, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2016-11"
9169	shaking gravy boat	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9170	mirror bread mold	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9171	diet stale sweet potatoes	1	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9172	moldy yellow wobbly bean casserole	4	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9173	spoiled baked stuffing	3	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9174	rotten cranberry cylinder	4	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9175	yummy tumbling thanksgiving turkey	4	awesome	Last Available: "2016-11"
9176	stale tiny upside-down mince pie	1	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9177	normal special huge mashed potatoes	7	good	Effect: "Unrunnable Face", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2016-11"
9178	small flavorless warm gravy	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9179	moldy bread roll	4	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9180	adequate half-sized leftovers	2	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9181	decent teal leftovers sandwich	3	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9182	olive Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror	0		Skill: "Eldritch Intellect"
9183	cornucopia	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9184	megacopia	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9185	pilgrim hat	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9186	packet of thanksgarden seeds	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9187	mirror cashew	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9188	bomb of unknown origin	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9189	narrow Granny Tood's Thanksgarden Catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-11"
9190	jittery eldritch effluvium	0		
9191	liquefied flattened eldritch concentrate	0		Effect: "Spiritually Awake", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2016-11"
9192	perfectly mixed jittery blinking eldritch extract	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-11"
9193	sizzling supercharged Official Council Aide Pin	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-11"
9194	enchanted acceptable watered-down pulsating eldritch distillate	2	good	Effect: "Deep-Seated Rage", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2016-11"
9195	dehydrated eldritch essence	1		Last Available: "2016-11"
9196	dance instructor's Science Notebook	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
9197	wobbly steel-toed rock-hard brawny eldritch hat	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Damage Reduction: 14, Last Available: "2016-11"
9198	teal friendly crafty supercharged eldritch pants	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2016-11"
9199	practically non-alcoholic drinkable eldritch elixir	1	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9200	pulsating gravedigger's Quartet of Flare Masters Jacket of the glutton	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2016-11", Rollover Effect Duration: 1
9201	lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter	0		
9202	ghostly jittery Adventurer's Kit	0		
9203	bouncing Build-a-City Gingerbread kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
9204	purple counterfeit city	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9205	tumbling sprinkles	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9206	The Gingerbread Vigilante's Handbook	0		Skill: "Licorice Rope", Last Available: "2016-12"
9207	mirror ball and chain of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Sprinkle Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9208	blurry candy dog collar	0		Sprinkle Drop: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9209	spinning toasty gingerbread tophat	0		Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9210	jittery foul-smelling gingerbread waistcoat	0		Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9211	gingerbread trousers of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2016-12"
9212	bouncing clever fortified occult candy dress shoes	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum MP: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9213	Jack Frost's Socratic candy necktie of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9214	red executive wicked chocolate pocketwatch of the sweet-tooth	0		Spell Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +40, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9215	narrow broken chocolate pocketwatch	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9216	interesting clod of dirt	0		
9217	gingerbread restraining order	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9218	upside-down sprinkle-begging cup	0		Sprinkle Drop: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
9219	normal animal part cracker	4	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9220	mediocre watered-down spinning gingerbread wine	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
9221	huge flavorless gingerbread mug	9	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
9222	upside-down boxer's gingerbread mask	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9223	sharpshooter's razor-sharp gingerservo of the businessman	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9224	energized aerosolized liquefied spinning tainted icing	0		Effect: "Mucilaginous Muscle", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2016-12"
9225	fortified gingerbeard	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9226	squat bouncing blue gingerbread smartphone	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9227	yellow blinking lard-coated gingerbread hoodie of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Sprinkle Drop: +15, Last Available: "2016-12"
9228	blurry purple ribald Lo Pan's gingerbread pistol	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9229	huge careful Socratic marzipan briefcase	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Monster Level: -10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9230	mirror Socratic creme brulee torch	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9231	avaricious candy crowbar	0		Meat Drop: +30, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9232	spinning asbestos-lined smelly candy screwdriver	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9233	gingerbread dog treat	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9234	Tesla pumpkin spice candle	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9235	unsweetened frozen gingerbread spice latte	0		Effect: "Liquidy Smoky", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2016-12"
9236	ghostly smelly gingerbread gavel of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9237	gingerbread cigarette	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9238	lime green gingerbread moneybag	0		Sprinkle Drop: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9239	acceptable skewed shaking green ginger beer	4	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9240	tumbling spare chocolate parts	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9241	unsweetened bouncing industrial frosting	0		Effect: "Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2016-12"
9242	altered fake cocktail	0		Effect: "Tiki Toughness", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2016-12"
9243	tolerable bouncing high-end ginger wine	3	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9244	experienced plastic bad vibe	0		Experience: +2, Last Available: "2016-12"
9245	Herculean plastic angry vikings	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Last Available: "2016-12"
9246	sage plastic Knows About Chakras	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9247	dance instructor's plastic Your Brain	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9248	therapeutic plastic Krampus	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2016-12"
9249	quantum lime green Inner Wisdom	0		Effect: "Bottle in front of Me", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2016-12"
9250	liquefied nitrogenated lime green Inner Strength	0		Effect: "Twinkly Weapon", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2016-12"
9251	quantum alkaline Inner Truth	0		Effect: "Pumped Up", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2016-12"
9252	spoiled spiritual candy cane	3	crappy	Last Available: "2016-12"
9253	delicious fancy spiritual eggnog	4	awesome	Effect: "Supafly", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2016-12"
9254	stale pulsating spiritual fruitcake	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
9255	moldy small spiritual gingerbread	2	crappy	Last Available: "2016-12"
9256	chocolate puppy	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9257	tumbling skewed chocolate leash	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9258	My Life of Crime, a Memoir	0		Skill: "Gingerbread Mob Hit", Last Available: "2016-12"
9259	Pop Art: a Guide	0		Skill: "Fifteen Minutes of Flame", Last Available: "2016-12"
9260	No Hats as Art	0		Skill: "Ceci N'Est Pas Un Chapeau", Last Available: "2016-12"
9261	maroon skewed pulsating Rethinking Candy	0		Skill: "Sweet Synthesis", Last Available: "2016-12"
9262	fruit-leather negatives	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9263	gingerbread blackmail photos	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9264	blinking briefcase full of sprinkles	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9265	teethpick	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9266	adjusted frozen rock candy	0		Effect: "El Vibrations", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2016-12"
9267	flavorless wobbly green-iced sweet roll	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
9268	sugar raygun	0		Sprinkle Drop: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
9269	chocolate sculpture	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9270	no hat	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9271	bouncing chakra sludge	0		
9272	negative lump	0		
9273	vibrating healthy Third Eye	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9274	nasty Krampus Horn of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9275	decent hambrosier	3	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9276	artisanal practically non-alcoholic twirling chakra-mental wine	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2016-12"
9277	aerosolized chakra malt	0		Effect: "Weird Vibrations", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2016-12"
9278	low-calorie decent Black Angus blackburger	1	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9279	watered-down lousy tumbling brandy	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
9280	denatured quantum potion of spiritual gunkifying	0		Effect: "Tiki Thoughtfulness", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2016-12"
9281	miser's toasty bad vibroknife	0		Hot Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9282	shaking aromatic therapeutic crystal belt buckle	0		Stench Resistance: +1, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2016-12"
9283	inspector's smooth saffron antaravasaka	0		Moxie: +15, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2016-12"
9284	ghostly dog trainer's Jim Carey's saffron uttarasanga	0		Monster Level: +25, Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2016-12"
9285	Lump-Stacking for Beginners	0		Skill: "Stack Lumps", Last Available: "2016-12"
9286	teal eternal knot tattoo	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9287	skewed maroon pet bad vibe	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9288	gallstone	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9289	yellow brawny weightlifter's Uncle Crimbo's hat of the pedagogue	0		Muscle: +15, Muscle Percent: +20, Experience: +3, Last Available: "2016-12", Rollover Effect Duration: 100
9290	fancy big rotten Eldritch snap	5	crappy	Effect: "Nightlit", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2017-01"
9291	powdered blinking mirror hot jelly	1		Effect: "The Style... of the Future", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2017-01"
9292	compressed fuchsia squat jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9293	altered jelly	1		Effect: "Taurus Rising", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2017-01"
9294	pickled skewed sleaze jelly	1		Effect: "Hot Buttoned", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2017-01"
9295	distilled bouncing teal stench jelly	1		Effect: "Flamingly Floral", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2017-01"
9296	twirling space planula	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-01"
9297	toothsome diet toast with hot jelly	1	awesome	Last Available: "2017-01"
9298	adequate mirror toast with jelly	3	good	Last Available: "2017-01"
9299	jumbo adequate toast with jelly	5	good	Last Available: "2017-01"
9300	super-sized decent toast with sleaze jelly	5	good	Last Available: "2017-01"
9301	moldy toast with stench jelly	3	crappy	Last Available: "2017-01"
9302	space jellybicycle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9303	wobbly hopeful candle	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-01"
9304	pewter candlestick	0		Familiar Weight: +10
9305	supercharged wax hand of horror	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2017-01"
9306	Oprah's cool candle	0		Moxie: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-01"
9307	diet normal bouncing skewed wax pancake	1	good	Last Available: "2017-01"
9308	miser's wax face of Flo-Jo	0		Meat Drop: +10, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2017-01"
9309	tolerable mirror wax booze	4	good	Last Available: "2017-01"
9310	glob of melted wax	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
9311	modified mirror sea jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9312	adequate huge sea truffle	4	good	Last Available: "2017-01"
9313	tarnished luggage key	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
9314	bouncing crushed steamer trunk	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
9315	fuchsia upside-down squat MacGyver's recovered cufflinks	0		Maximum MP: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-01"
9316	heart-shaped crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-02"
9317	alkaline nitrogenated concentrated LOV Elixir #3	0		Effect: "Bestial Sympathy", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2017-02"
9318	ionized anodized narrow LOV Elixir #6	0		Effect: "Pumped Up", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2017-02"
9319	double-Vulcanized ionized narrow LOV Elixir #9	0		Effect: "Ogred and Oublietted", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2017-02"
9320	Usain Bolt's executive gravedigger's LOV Eardigan	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Initiative: +80, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-02"
9321	upside-down avaricious Annie Oakley's occult LOV Epaulettes	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +30, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-02"
9322	horrifying nippy LOV Earrings of the boozehound	0		Cold Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +25, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-02"
9323	huge LOV Enamorang	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9324	skewed LOV Emotionizer	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9325	wobbly LOV Extraterrestrial Chocolate	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9326	compressed LOV Echinacea Bouquet	1		Effect: "protect.enq", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2017-02"
9327	LOV Elephant of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2017-02"
9328	fortified eldritch scanner	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Last Available: "2017-02"
9329	magnetized eldritch alignment spray	0		Effect: "Loco Motives", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2017-02"
9330	squat teal LOV Entrance Pass	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9331	dangerous beefcake's eldritch hammer of the dark arts	0		Muscle: +25, Weapon Damage: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2017-01"
9332	spoiled immense blurry eldritch mushroom	9	crappy	Last Available: "2017-03"
9333	eldritch ichor	0		
9334	snack-sized stale pulsating purple jittery eldritch mushroom pizza	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9335	pulsating green eldritch tincture	0		Skill: "Evoke Eldritch Horror", Last Available: "2017-02"
9336	eldritch tincture (depleted)	0		Skill: "Evoke Eldritch Horror", Last Available: "2017-02"
9337	deionized aerosolized narrow eldritch rub	0		Effect: "You're High as a Crow, Marty", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2017-02"
9338	HP-35 Calculator	0		
9339	Silver HP-35 Calculator	0		
9340	Golden HP-35 Calculator	0		
9341	twirling spinning squat Platinum HP-35 Calculator	0		
9342	pulsating Diamond HP-35 Calculator	0		
9343	bottlecap	0		
9344	discarded button	0		
9345	Gummi-Memory	0		
9346	Thwaitgold amoeba statuette	0		
9347	twirling fuchsia skewed pickled grasshopper	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9348	bottle of an&iacute;s	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9349	bottle of novelty hot sauce	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9350	elemental sugarcube	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9351	peppermint sprig	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9352	bottle of clam juice	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9353	cocktail mushroom	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9354	shot of granola liqueur	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9355	mirror blurry can of cherry-flavored sterno	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9356	lump of ichor	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9357	bottle of gregnadigne	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9358	bottle of Cr&egrave;me de Fugu	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9359	narrow baby oil shooter	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9360	fish head	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9361	blinking limepatch	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9362	pile of dirt	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9363	shaking slime shooter	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9364	purple imaginary lemon	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9365	watered-down acceptable literal grasshopper	2	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9366	mediocre double entendre	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9367	perfectly mixed boozy Phlegethon	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9368	triple-distilled artisanal Siberian sunrise	10	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9369	perfectly mixed weak mentholated wine	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9370	lousy bouncing low tide martini	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9371	aged shroomtini	4	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9372	spirit-forward lousy mirror morning dew	5	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9373	artisanal whiskey squeeze	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9374	mediocre strong wobbly great fashioned	5	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9375	bad weak fancy spinning Gnomish sagngria	2	decent	Effect: "Charrrming", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2017-03"
9376	fancy drinkable vodka stinger	4	good	Effect: "Cotton Mouthed", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2017-03"
9377	tolerable triple-distilled extremely slippery nipple	10	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9378	watered-down tolerable piscatini	2	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9379	practically non-alcoholic acceptable Churchill	1	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9380	weak bad ghostly soilzerac	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9381	acceptable London frog	3	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9382	drinkable watered-down nothingtini	2	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9383	drinkable eighth plague	3	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9384	tolerable single entendre	3	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9385	bad special reverse Tantalus	3	decent	Effect: "Spirit of Alph", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2017-03"
9386	tolerable wobbly elemental caipiroska	4	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9387	lousy twirling Feliz Navidad	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9388	artisanal watered-down Bloody Nora	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9389	bad practically non-alcoholic moreltini	1	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9390	delicious watered-down olive hell in a bucket	2	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9391	artisanal watered-down Newark	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9392	high-proof tolerable blinking R'lyeh	8	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9393	mediocre weak Gnollish sangria	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9394	boozy enchanted drinkable vodka barracuda	5	good	Effect: "Petit Forbearance", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2017-03"
9395	tolerable Mysterious Island iced tea	3	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9396	mediocre red drive-by shooting	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9397	fancy artisanal gunner's daughter	3	EPIC	Effect: "Dances with Tweedles", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2017-03"
9398	drinkable dirt julep	4	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9399	smooth watered-down Simepore slime	2	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9400	smooth high-proof Phil Collins	6	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9401	red unpowered Robortender	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-03"
9402	toggle switch (Bartend)	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9403	toggle switch (Bounce)	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Robortender"
9404	Spacegate access badge	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-04"
9405	filter helmet	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9406	exo-servo leg braces	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9407	blinking rad cloak	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9408	gate transceiver	0		Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9409	high-friction boots	0		Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9410	green Spacegate Research	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9411	alien rock sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9412	alien gemstone	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9413	geological sample kit	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9414	botanical sample kit	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9415	small flavorless blue edible alien plant bit	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-04"
9416	alien plant fibers	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9417	alien plant sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9418	pulsating complex alien plant sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9419	fascinating alien plant sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9420	boiled alien plant goo	1		Effect: "Bandersnatched", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2017-04"
9421	blurry bouncing alien plant pod	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9422	huge zoological sample kit	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9423	big rotten narrow alien meat	5	crappy	Last Available: "2017-04"
9424	alien toenails	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9425	blinking alien zoological sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9426	complex alien zoological sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9427	yellow fascinating alien zoological sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9428	pickled alien animal goo	1		Last Available: "2017-04"
9429	alien animal milk	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9430	spant egg casing	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9431	murderbot data core	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9432	galvanized alien medicine	0		Effect: "Hombre Muerto Caminando", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2017-04"
9433	yummy alien salad	4	awesome	Last Available: "2017-04"
9434	hand-crafted alien booze	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-04"
9435	pulsating educational smooth alien mask of the cougar	0		Moxie: 35, Experience: +1, Last Available: "2017-04"
9436	reassuring toasty alien spear of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2017-04"
9437	up-at-dawn flame-retardant supercool alien blowgun	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Hot Resistance: +1, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2017-04"
9438	ghostly frightening groovy cool alien loincloth	0		Moxie: +5, Moxie Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2017-04"
9439	smartaleck's alien totem of the blizzard of temperance	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2017-04"
9440	mirror yellow therapeutic Da Vinci's alien necklace of Flo-Jo	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Initiative: +100, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2017-04"
9441	gray spant chitin	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9442	spant tendon	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9443	narrow blue spants of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2017-04"
9444	spant shield of horror of the sweet-tooth	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2017-04"
9445	MacGyver's dance instructor's spant shoulderpads	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum MP: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04"
9446	spant backplate of the cougar of Leguizamo	0		Moxie: +20, Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2017-04"
9447	mansplainer's thinker's spant spear	0		Mysticality: +10, Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2017-04"
9448	murderbot power cell	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9449	skewed murderbot component casing	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9450	murderbot monofilament	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9451	ionized super-pickled murderbot shield unit	0		Effect: "Balls of Ectoplasm", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2017-04"
9452	jittery murderbot live wire	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9453	narrow inspector's knitted murderbot mask of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Cold Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +15, Avatar: "Murderbot", Last Available: "2017-04"
9454	anodized moist lime green murderbot spring injector	0		Effect: "Horrid, Torrid", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2017-04"
9455	ribald fortified murderbot whip	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2017-04"
9456	vibrating hardened murderbot plasma rifle	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "EXTERMINATE SPANT", Last Available: "2017-04"
9457	murderbot memory chip	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9458	blinking space pirate treasure map	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9459	Space Pirate Astrogation Handbook	0		Skill: "Quantum Movement", Last Available: "2017-04"
9460	Non-Euclidean Finance	0		Skill: "5-D Earning Potential", Last Available: "2017-04"
9461	mirror Peek-a-Boo!	0		Skill: "Object Quasi-Permanence", Last Available: "2017-04"
9462	Procrastinator locker key	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9463	Space Baby children's book	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9464	Space Baby bawbaw	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9465	lime green pulsating Spacegate	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9466	normal spinning Aldebaran sardines	4	good	Last Available: "2017-04"
9467	bad watered-down Centauri fish wine	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-04"
9468	vaporized shaking oxygen	1		Last Available: "2017-04"
9469	bouncing miser's personal trainer's Spacegate scientist's insignia	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04", Rollover Effect Duration: 30
9470	spinning personal trainer's Spacegate military insignia of the dark arts	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04", Rollover Effect Duration: 30
9471	miser's resourceful Spacegate diplomat's insignia of extreme caution	0		Maximum MP: +50, Monster Level: -25, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04"
9472	narrow Spacegate emergency disintegrator	0		Skill: "Disintegrate", Last Available: "2017-04"
9473	shaking Spacegate Initiative tattoo unit	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9474	delicious alien sandwich	3	awesome	Last Available: "2017-04"
9475	blurry cyan glitched malware	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
9476	boiled blinking Spant eggs	0		Effect: "Carrion' On", Effect Duration: 50
9477	jittery Spacegate (open)	0		Lasts Until Rollover
9478	blue New-You Club Membership Form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-05"
9479	quantum Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting	0		Effect: "Venomous Weapon", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2017-05"
9480	dry liquefied irradiated jittery huge squat Daily Affirmation: Think Win-Lose	0		Effect: "Third Based", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2017-05"
9481	flattened deionized upside-down Daily Affirmation: Be Superficially interested	0		Effect: "Stinkybeard", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2017-05"
9482	moist denatured Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually	0		Effect: "Human-Weird Thing Hybrid", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2017-05"
9483	Vulcanized corrupted spinning Daily Affirmation: Be a Mind Master	0		Effect: "Coal-Powered", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2017-05"
9484	electrified non-dry Daily Affirmation: Work For Hours a Week	0		Effect: "Berry Experiential", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2017-05"
9485	extra-flattened vacuum-sealed Daily Affirmation: Keep Free Hate in your Heart	0		Effect: "Astral Shell", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2017-05"
9486	decent red Affirmation Cookie	4	good	Last Available: "2017-05"
9487	License To Kill	0		
9488	Thwaitgold bug statuette	0		
9489	bouncing Victor's Spoils	0		
9490	nitrogenated altered blinking yellow Threatening Missive	0		Effect: "Brain Freeze", Effect Duration: 68
9491	narrow Targeted Plague Vector	0		
9492	suspicious package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-06"
9493	nasty wholesome dance instructor's Kremlin's Greatest Briefcase	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "KGB tranquilizer dart", Last Available: "2017-06"
9494	lousy basic martini	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-06"
9495	hand-crafted improved martini	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-06"
9496	perfectly mixed splendid martini	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-06"
9497	mirror yellow exploding cigar	0		Last Available: "2017-06"
9498	upside-down can of Minions-Be-Gone	0		Last Available: "2017-06"
9499	tattoo gun	0		Last Available: "2017-06"
9500	gun	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-06"
9501	narrow gum	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-06"
9502	plastic gundam of the pedagogue of dire peril of the bloodbag	0		Experience: +3, Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2017-06"
9503	License to Chill	0		Last Available: "2017-07"
9504	blinking Celsius 233	0		Skill: "Eternal Flame", Last Available: "2017-06"
9505	Celsius 233 (singed)	0		Skill: "Eternal Flame", Last Available: "2017-06"
9506	shaking Lazenby's Life Lesson	0		Free Pull
9507	LI-11 Motor Pool voucher	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-07"
9508	narrow blinking Asdon Martin keyfob (on ring)	0		Last Available: "2017-07"
9509	fuchsia L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate	0		
9510	Dust bunny	0		
9511	Pocket Meteor Guide	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9512	Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed)	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9513	Meteorite-Ade	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9514	spoiled skewed meteoreo	3	crappy	Last Available: "2017-08"
9515	tolerable meadeorite	3	good	Last Available: "2017-08"
9516	tumbling meteoroid	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9517	crafty wicked experienced meteortarboard	0		Experience: +2, Spell Damage: +5, Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2017-08"
9518	greedy Jack Frost's veiny meteorite guard	0		Maximum HP: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2017-08"
9519	upside-down shaking dog trainer's meteorb of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Experience (familiar): +1, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Hot", Last Available: "2017-08"
9520	asteroid belt of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Item Drop: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-08"
9521	narrow ruddy fortified groovy meteorthopedic shoes	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-08"
9522	olive wholesome stiffened strapping shooting morning star	0		Muscle: +5, Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-08"
9523	meteoroid	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9524	huge skewed meteor shower cap	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9525	Thwaitgold time fly statuette	0		
9526	perfectly fair coin	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9527	Horsery contract	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-08"
9528	corked genie bottle	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-09"
9529	maroon genie bottle	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9530	prompt toasty deadly blessed rustproof +2 gray dragon scale mail	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Hot Damage: +5, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2023-09"
9531	jittery pony: Dusk Shiny	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9532	pony: Shutterfly	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9533	pony: Pearjack	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9534	pony: Uniquity	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9535	pony: Rosey Cake	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9536	pony: Spectrum Dash	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9537	pocket wish	0		Last Available: "2023-09"
9538	dropped scrap of paper	0		
9539	huge hunk of granite	0		
9540	green shovelful of dirt	0		
9541	squat xo-skeleton-in-a-box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-10"
9542	bouncing exo-xo-skeleton-skeleton	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9543	jittery upside-down X	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9544	O	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9545	tolerable extra-dry wobbly DUFRESNE Suds	5	good	Last Available: "2017-09"
9546	hale arcane researcher's mafia pinky ring	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum HP: +20, Single Equip
9547	enchanted tolerable lime green flask of port	4	good	Effect: "Aquarius Rising", Effect Duration: 30
9548	spinning blue lion tamer's occult contract enforcement stick	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Experience (familiar): +2
9549	snack-sized yummy Hide-rox&trade; cookie	2	awesome	Last Available: "2017-10"
9550	tolerable fortified bouncing jug of booze	5	good	Last Available: "2017-10"
9551	quadruple-colloidal huge pair of candy glasses	0		Effect: "Brother Corsican's Blessing", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2017-10"
9552	energized frozen skewed temporary X tattoos	0		Effect: "Fungal Flamb&eacute;", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2017-10"
9553	powdered jittery purple glyph of athleticism	1		Last Available: "2017-10"
9554	pair of scissors	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9555	flattened moist corrupted blinking new habit	0		Effect: "Stogied", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2017-10"
9556	squat bridge truss	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9557	Van der Graaf Samson's stylish pearl necklace	0		Moxie: +25, Experience (Muscle): +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-10"
9558	spinning amorphous blob	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9559	ghostly wobbly X	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9560	squat fuchsia O	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9561	amorphous blob	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9562	spinning maroon Jack Frost's supercool beefy protection stick of extreme caution	0		Muscle: +10, Moxie Percent: +20, Monster Level: -25, Cold Spell Damage: +50
9563	liquefied modified spinning huge roll of meat	0		Effect: "Engorged Weapon", Effect Duration: 54
9564	baleful smooth mafia thumb ring	0		Moxie: +15, Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
9565	energized cocoa chondrule	0		Effect: "Well-preserved", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2020-09"
9566	rosy-cheeked padded mafia middle finger ring	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Show them your ring"
9567	Jack Frost's Van der Graaf Socratic steel drivin' hammer of vim and vigor	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +50, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
9568	piece of steel	0		
9569	Oprah's mafia pointer finger ring of extreme caution	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Monster Level: -25, Single Equip, Drops Meat
9570	Oprah's worksite credentials	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Single Equip
9571	tumbling hale stiffened forbidden extremely unsafe negotiatin' hammer	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum HP: +20
9572	pantogram	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-11"
9573	pantogram	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9574	pantogram pants	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-11"
9575	frosty personal trainer's mafia wedding ring	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
9576	sharpshooter's mafia organizer badge	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Single Equip
9577	mafia filofax	0		
9578	transparent nog	1	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9579	moldy unfinished fruitcake	4	crappy	Last Available: "2017-12"
9580	ionized tarnished double-nitrogenated and cracker	0		Effect: "Ruthlessly Efficient", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2017-12"
9581	fancy mediocre neg grog	3	decent	Effect: "Pop-eyed", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2017-12"
9582	adequate half double fruitcake	4	good	Last Available: "2017-12"
9583	normal skewed hushed puppy	3	good	Last Available: "2017-12"
9584	bland special snack-sized muffled muffuletta	2	decent	Effect: "Goldentongue", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2017-12"
9585	normal miniature shushed potatoes	2	good	Last Available: "2017-12"
9586	gravedigger's plastic mime functionary	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2017-12"
9587	knitted plastic mime scientist	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2017-12"
9588	olive wicked plastic mime soldier	0		Spell Damage: +5, Last Available: "2017-12"
9589	plastic mime executive of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2017-12"
9590	lime green lion tamer's plastic The Silent Nightmare	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2017-12"
9591	locked mumming trunk	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-12"
9592	huge mumming trunk	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9593	temperance whiskey	1	good	Last Available: "2017-11"
9594	moist wishbone	0		Effect: "You're High as a Crow, Marty", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2017-11"
9595	hand-crafted Racisto Ruidoso	3	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2017-11"
9596	earthenware muffin tin	0		
9597	rotten cyan bran muffin	3	crappy	
9598	small moldy blueberry muffin	2	crappy	
9599	silent A	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9600	squat fuchsia silent B	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9601	silent C	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9602	wobbly silent D	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9603	silent E	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9604	silent F	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9605	silent G	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9606	gray silent H	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9607	silent I	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9608	silent J	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9609	silent K	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9610	mirror silent L	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9611	skewed silent M	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9612	blinking bouncing silent N	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9613	silent O	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9614	silent P	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9615	huge jittery silent Q	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9616	silent R	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9617	silent S	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9618	silent T	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9619	silent U	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9620	silent V	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9621	wobbly silent W	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9622	silent X	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9623	silent Y	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9624	silent Z	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9625	crystalline cheer	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9626	narrow twirling anti-earplugs	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9627	squat spinning warehouse key	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9628	mime pocket probe	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9629	acceptable stale cheer wine	4	good	Last Available: "2017-12"
9630	moldy thick jittery blurry stale Cheer-E-Os	5	crappy	Last Available: "2017-12"
9631	cheer-o-gram	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9632	spinning Sherlock's foul-smelling cheerful antler hat	0		Stench Damage: +10, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2017-12"
9633	brawny brainy cheerful Crimbo sweater	0		Mysticality: +5, Muscle Percent: +20, Last Available: "2017-12"
9634	cyan medical-grade arcane researcher's cheerful pajama pants	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2017-12"
9635	purple blurry The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1	0		Skill: "Silent Hunter", Last Available: "2017-12"
9636	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Hunter", Last Available: "2017-12"
9637	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2	0		Skill: "Quiet Determination", Last Available: "2017-12"
9638	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used)	0		Skill: "Quiet Determination", Last Available: "2017-12"
9639	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3	0		Skill: "Quiet Judgement", Last Available: "2017-12"
9640	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used)	0		Skill: "Quiet Judgement", Last Available: "2017-12"
9641	wobbly The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4	0		Skill: "Silent Treatment", Last Available: "2017-12"
9642	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Treatment", Last Available: "2017-12"
9643	tumbling red The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5	0		Skill: "Silent Knife", Last Available: "2017-12"
9644	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Knife", Last Available: "2017-12"
9645	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6	0		Skill: "Quiet Desperation", Last Available: "2017-12"
9646	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used)	0		Skill: "Quiet Desperation", Last Available: "2017-12"
9647	skewed mime eraser	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9648	bad practically non-alcoholic executive mime flask	1	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9649	stale immense pulsating nega-mushroom	7	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9650	hand-crafted nega-mushroom wine	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-12"
9651	improved Cheer-Up soda	0		Effect: "Toothy Grin", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2017-12"
9652	flavorless mime army rations	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9653	lousy special narrow jittery mime army wine	3	decent	Effect: "Sausage Festive", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2017-12"
9654	twisted mime army superserum	1		Last Available: "2017-12"
9655	quadruple-diffused mirror cyan mime army camouflage kit	0		Effect: "Punch Another Day", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2017-12"
9656	miser's dangerous miming beret	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2017-12"
9657	executive smelly miming shirt	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2017-12"
9658	blurry double-paned miming corduroys of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2017-12"
9659	tumbling sizzling studded miming boots	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Hot Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9660	bouncing wobbly Sherlock's horrifying miming gloves	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Item Drop: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9661	red twirling God Lobster Egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-05"
9662	donated booze	0		
9663	tumbling donated food	0		
9664	bouncing donated candy	0		
9665	super-adjusted spinning digital honeypot	0		Effect: "Square to be Hip", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2025-12"
9666	mime-proof sunglasses	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9667	mime army insignia (infantry) of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12", Stat Tuning: "Muscle (all)"
9668	sinister mime army insignia (intelligence)	0		Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12", Stat Tuning: "Mysticality (all)"
9669	mime army insignia (espionage) of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12", Stat Tuning: "Moxie (all)"
9670	mime army insignia (pyrotechnics)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9671	jittery jittery mime army insignia (cryonics)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9672	mime army insignia (psychological warfare)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9673	blurry mime army insignia (sanitation)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9674	mime army insignia (morale)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9675	educational mime army infiltration glove of temperance	0		Experience: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9676	mime army shotglass	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9677	ghostly red wobbly mime army challenge coin	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9678	cheer extractor	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9679	tumbling kerosene-soaked skip	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-12"
9680	ghostly fireproof skip lid	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9681	small moldy yellow extra-toasted half sandwich	2	crappy	Last Available: "2018-12"
9682	tolerable mulled hobo wine	4	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
9683	blinking burning newspaper	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
9684	upside-down greasy Jack Frost's burning paper hat of the businessman	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9685	ghostly Lo Pan's resourceful rosy-cheeked burning cape	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9686	smelly chilly padded burning paper slippers	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Cold Damage: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9687	crafty burning paper jorts of the wise owl of doom	0		Mysticality: +20, Maximum MP: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9688	resourceful burning paper crane of James Dean of doom	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum MP: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9689	January's Garbage Tote (unopened)	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-01"
9690	January's Garbage Tote	0		Last Available: "2018-01"
9691	upside-down deceased crimbo tree	0		Breakable, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9692	razor-sharp thinker's broken champagne bottle	0		Mysticality: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Breakable, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9693	ghostly ghostly shellacked quilted tinsel tights	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9694	avaricious toasty rosy-cheeked wad of used tape	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Hot Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9695	blinking hale hardened stiffened quilted silent nightlight	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Damage Reduction: 4, Maximum HP: +20, Rollover Effect Duration: 50
9696	double-alkaline sweetened reindeer fat	0		Effect: "Surreally Buff", Effect Duration: 51
9697	enhanced Good 'n' Quiet	0		Effect: "Mighty Shout", Effect Duration: 48
9698	oxidized alkaline blinking hot button candy	0		Effect: "Smelly Pants", Effect Duration: 60
9699	blurry clever makeshift garbage shirt of courage of the glutton	0		Maximum MP: +20, Spooky Resistance: +3, Food Drop: +100, Breakable, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9700	nippy novelty monorail ticket of the sewer	0		Cold Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +25, Rollover Effect Duration: 100
9701	dried pills	1		
9702	powdered furry pill	1		
9703	modified beefy pill	1		
9704	modified yellow excitement pill	1		
9705	powdered vitamin G pill	1		
9706	mixed yellow tumbling jittery lucky-ish pill	1		
9707	pickled narrow dieting pill	1		
9712	skewed Clan Carnival Game	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-02"
9713	squat How To Get Bigger Without Really Trying	0		Skill: "Get Big", Last Available: "2018-02"
9714	twirling blinking Illustrated Mating Rituals of the Gallapagos	0		Skill: "Gallapagosian Mating Call", Last Available: "2018-02"
9715	jittery Convincing People You Can See The Future	0		Skill: "Inscrutable Gaze", Last Available: "2018-02"
9716	Love Potions and the Wizards who Mix Them	0		Skill: "Love Mixology", Last Available: "2018-02"
9717	They'll Love You In Rhinestones	0		Skill: "Acquire Rhinestones", Last Available: "2018-02"
9718	Silly Little Love Song	0		Skill: "Paul's Passionate Pop Song", Last Available: "2018-02"
9719	olive blurry ruddy brawny genie's turbane	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2018-02"
9720	fortified genie's scimitar of chilblains	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-02"
9721	up-at-dawn savvy genie's pants	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2018-02"
9722	skewed Oprah's genie's bracers of the brazier	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-02"
9723	ribald psychic's circlet of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-02"
9724	upside-down tumbling manspreader's dance instructor's psychic's crystal ball	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2018-02"
9725	Usain Bolt's brawny psychic's pslacks	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2018-02"
9726	narrow Lo Pan's slick psychic's amulet	0		Moxie: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2018-02"
9727	rotten heart-shaped candy whetstone	3	crappy	Last Available: "2018-02"
9728	massive flavorless Swedish massage fish	6	decent	Last Available: "2018-02"
9729	smooth Third Base	3	awesome	Last Available: "2018-02"
9730	mediocre Bustle Hustler	4	decent	Last Available: "2018-02"
9731	quantum squat Fabiotion	0		Effect: "Hood Ridin'", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2018-02"
9732	galvanized Bettie page	0		Effect: "Shortened", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2018-02"
9733	modified tonic o' Banderas	0		Effect: "Liquidy Smoky", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2018-02"
9734	energized energized jittery heather graham cracker	0		Effect: "Human-Humanoid Hybrid", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2018-02"
9735	tumbling Lolsipop	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9736	heart cozy	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9737	eaves droppers	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9738	wobbly personal graffiti kit	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9739	Mysterious Red Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9740	shaking Mysterious Green Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9741	Mysterious Blue Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9742	Mysterious Black Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9743	aerosolized wet rainbow jellybean	0		Effect: "Broken Bone Nubs", Effect Duration: 50
9744	extra-boiled wobbly mystery lollipop	0		Effect: "Tingling Feeling", Effect Duration: 26
9745	Love Potion #0	0		Effect: "Tainted Love Potion", Effect Duration: 20
9746	pickled denatured pulsating rhinestone	0		Effect: "Stevedave's Shanty of Superiority", Effect Duration: 47
9747	jittery 1,960 pok&eacute;dollar bill	0		
9748	shaking metandienone	0		
9749	riboflavin	0		
9750	huge bronze	0		
9751	piracetam	0		
9752	gray ultracalcium	0		
9753	jittery ginseng	0		
9754	tumbling dog trainer's Team Avarice cap	0		Experience (familiar): +1
9755	blurry ribald Team Sloth cap	0		Sleaze Damage: +10
9756	Oprah's Team Wrath cap	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50
9757	Mu cap of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25
9758	Thwaitgold metabug statuette	0		
9759	Pok&eacute;fam Guide to Capturing All of Them	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-03"
9760	packet of tall grass seeds	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9761	Pok&eacute;-Gro fertilizer	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9762	bouncing Globmule	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9763	Bluzzard	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9764	shaking pulsating Faux	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9765	Sledgehamster	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9766	Pimpsqueak	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9767	pulsating Pillowbug	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9768	Dressage	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9769	Sequestrian	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9770	Carpricorn	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9771	upside-down Turpin	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9772	blinking Morphan	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9773	Cycloney	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9774	spinning Peaclock	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9775	fuchsia tumbling Turtive	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9776	Lepardner	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9777	Aiolion	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9778	Waifuton	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9779	Gorillape	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9780	Wendtigo	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9781	Snoutlet	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9782	Ruffalo	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9783	Vaporpoise	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9784	Ghosprey	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9785	Straypler	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9786	Flan	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9787	Mustardigrade	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9788	mirror Ched	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9789	Gazelleton	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9790	Mechamelion	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9791	narrow wobbly Bicycle	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9792	Vamprey	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9793	Wullabye	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9794	Nursine	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9795	Cantelope	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9796	Ungulant	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9797	twirling Caramel	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9798	narrow Oppossum	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9799	Amanitee	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9800	Smashmoth	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9801	Vulgure	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9802	Squib	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9803	Trafikoan	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9804	shaking Slotter	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9805	Shudder	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9806	skewed Glamare	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9807	skewed Unspeakachu	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9808	shaking Stooper	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9809	Disgeist	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9810	Bowlet	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9811	Cornbeefadon	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9812	Mu	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9813	Glum berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9814	Egnaro berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9815	Sitrep berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9816	Nadsat berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9817	yellow Jamocha berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9818	Tapioc berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9819	red Snarf berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9820	teal ghostly Keese berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9821	blurry luck incense	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Item Drop: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9822	spinning shell bell	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9823	muscle band	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9824	tumbling amulet coin	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9825	razor fang	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9826	smoke ball	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9827	rocket	0		
9828	boiled magnificent oyster egg	1		
9829	vaporized brilliant oyster egg	1		
9830	vaporized blurry gray glistening oyster egg	1		
9831	twisted scintillating oyster egg	1		
9832	modified bouncing pearlescent oyster egg	1		Effect: "Cock of the Walk", Effect Duration: 35
9833	pickled bouncing lustrous oyster egg	1		Effect: "Cancer Rising", Effect Duration: 20
9834	compressed pulsating upside-down gleaming oyster egg	1		
9835	FantasyRealm membership packet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-04"
9836	FantasyRealm guest pass	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9837	upside-down rosewater-soaked dance instructor's FantasyRealm G. E. M. of extreme caution	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Monster Level: -25, Stench Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9838	shaking Rubee&trade;	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9839	frightening FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2018-04"
9840	energetic FantasyRealm Mage's Hat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2018-04"
9841	FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2018-04"
9842	lump of bauxite	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
9843	huge knitted fortified Fonzie's &quot;Remember the Trees&quot; Shirt	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Damage Absorption: +60, Cold Resistance: +3
9844	squat FantasyRealm key	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9845	plump mushroom	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9846	shaking tainted marshmallow	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9847	blurry Chewsick Copperbottom's notes	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9848	LyleCo premium pickaxe	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9849	skewed LyleCo premium rope	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9850	My First Art of War	0		Skill: "Army of Toddlers", Last Available: "2018-12"
9851	dragon aluminum ore	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9852	upside-down faerie dust	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9853	poisoned druidic s'more	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9854	druidic orb	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9855	olive to-go brew	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9856	flask of holy water	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9857	electrified energized blinking universal antivenin	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Effect: "In the Slimelight", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2018-04"
9858	LyleCo premium monocle	0		Rubee Drop: 1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9859	LyleCo premium magnifying glass	0		Rubee Drop: 1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9860	bouncing FantasyRealm tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9861	jittery blurry LyleCo Contractor's Manual	0		Skill: "Expert Corner-Cutter", Last Available: "2018-04"
9862	small bland lime green FantasyRealm turkey leg	2	decent	Last Available: "2018-04"
9863	practically non-alcoholic mediocre FantasyRealm mead	1	decent	Last Available: "2018-04"
9864	nasty haunch	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9865	yellow Cheswick Copperbottom's compass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9866	blue arrest warrant	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9867	hero's skull	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9868	blinking grolblin rum	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9869	stale druidic s'more	4	decent	Last Available: "2018-04"
9870	mixed sachet of powder	1		Effect: "Phairly Balanced", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2018-04"
9871	weak tolerable mourning wine	2	good	Last Available: "2018-04"
9872	sanctified cola	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9873	map to the Towering Mountains	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9874	olive map to the Mystic Wood	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9875	twirling map to the Putrid Swamp	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9876	map to the Cursed Village	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9877	mirror map to the Sprawling Cemetery	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9878	normal pulsating denastified haunch	3	good	Last Available: "2018-04"
9879	weak hand-crafted narrow bad rum and good cola	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-04"
9880	aerosolized purple Potion of Heroism	0		Effect: "Astral Shell", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2018-04"
9881	supercharged leggings of the Spider Queen of chilblains of terror	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Cold Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-04"
9882	hale beefcake's weightlifter's Master Thief's utility belt	0		Muscle: 40, Maximum HP: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9883	medical-grade Duke Vampire's regal cloak of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2018-04"
9884	aromatic fortified Dragonscale breastplate of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Damage Absorption: +60, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2018-04"
9885	gray studded brawny belt of Ogrekind of the cheetah	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Damage Absorption: +80, Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9886	zippy rosy-cheeked The Ghoul King's ghoulottes of the storm	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2018-04"
9887	double-paned MacGyver's beefcake's nozzle of the Phoenix	0		Muscle: +25, Maximum MP: +100, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2018-04"
9888	steel-toed thinker's the Archwizard's briefs of extreme caution	0		Mysticality: +10, Damage Reduction: 9, Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2018-04"
9889	careful fortified Newton's the Ley Incursion's waist	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Damage Absorption: +60, Monster Level: -10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9890	stiffened padded cool shield of the Skeleton Lord	0		Moxie: +5, Damage Absorption: +20, Damage Reduction: 1, Last Available: "2018-04"
9891	hardy Samson's brawny ring of the Skeleton Lord	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum HP: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9892	ribald padded personal trainer's scepter of the Skeleton Lord	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Damage Absorption: +20, Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9893	pulsating manspreader's hardened forbidden deadfall branch of vim and vigor	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Monster Level: +10
9894	flame-wreathed resourceful ruddy arcane researcher's Staff of Kitchen Royalty of incineration	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Maximum MP: +50, Hot Spell Damage: 60, Last Available: "2018-04"
9895	charged druidic orb	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9896	dragon slaying sword	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9897	huge notarized arrest warrant	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9898	hand-crafted two meat muck	3	EPIC	
9899	delicious chocolate Ogre Chieftain	3	awesome	
9900	normal spinning chocolate &quot;Phoenix&quot;	3	good	
9901	special rotten tumbling chocolate Spider Queen	4	crappy	Effect: "Radium Radicality", Effect Duration: 35
9902	tolerable practically non-alcoholic hipster cocktail	1	good	
9903	God Lobster's Scepter	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "small fairy/lep", Last Available: "2018-05"
9904	blue skewed God Lobster's Ring	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "sombrero", Last Available: "2018-05"
9905	God Lobster's Rod	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "whelp", Last Available: "2018-05"
9906	God Lobster's Robe	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "block", Last Available: "2018-05"
9907	jittery God Lobster's Crown	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "fairy", Last Available: "2018-05"
9908	Dish of Clarified Butter	0		Last Available: "2018-05"
9909	G	0		
9910	Garland of Greatness	0		
9911	shaking red gattoo	0		
9912	jittery A-Boo glue	0		
9913	spinning glued A-Boo clue	0		
9914	crude oil congealer	0		
9915	yummy good guava	3	awesome	
9916	artisanal practically non-alcoholic gin and ginger	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
9917	Thwaitgold chigger statuette	0		
9918	boiled yellow gaseous gravy	1		Effect: "Ruthlessly Efficient", Effect Duration: 45
9919	SongBoom&trade; BoomBox	0		Last Available: "2018-06"
9920	huge SongBoom&trade; BoomBox Box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-06"
9921	A Guide to Safari	0		Skill: "Experience Safari"
9922	modified Shielding Potion	0		Effect: "Shot in the Arse", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2018-06"
9923	energized tumbling Punching Potion	0		Effect: "Bats in the Belfry", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2018-06"
9924	ghostly Special Seasoning	0		Last Available: "2018-06"
9925	distilled blue jittery Nightmare Fuel	1		Last Available: "2018-06"
9926	Gathered Meat-Clip	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
9927	Bastille Battalion control rig crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-07"
9928	olive Bastille Battalion control rig	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-07"
9929	gravedigger's Brutal brogues of the wise owl of the cougar of chilblains	0		Mysticality: +20, Moxie: +20, Cold Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-07"
9930	vibrating Draftsman's driving gloves of the brute of Calamity Jane	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Item Drop: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-07"
9931	ruddy quilted Da Vinci's Nouveau nosering of temperance	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-07"
9932	nitrogenated sharkfin gumbo	0		Effect: "Be a Mind Master", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2018-07"
9933	polarized galvanized boiling broth	0		Effect: "Elemental Mastery", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2018-07"
9934	denatured interrogative elixir	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Hot Linguine", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2018-07"
9935	Bastille Battalion Fondue Trophy	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9936	Bastille Battalion tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9937	Bastille Battalion cheese wheel	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9938	Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9939	spinning kitten burglar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-07"
9940	burglar/sleep mask	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9941	shaking Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette	0		
9942	blurry Neverending Party invitation envelope	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-09"
9943	Neverending Party guest pass	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9944	scandalous fortified PARTY HARD T-shirt of vim and vigor	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2018-09"
9945	twirling Neverending Party favor	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9946	deluxe Neverending Party favor	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9947	gas can	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9948	watered-down drinkable ghostly Middle of the Road&trade; brand whiskey	2	good	Last Available: "2018-09"
9949	neverending wallet chain	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9950	bouncing censurious dance instructor's pentagram bandana	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2018-09"
9951	ghostly skull ring of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9952	blurry gray electronics kit	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9953	normal PB&J with the crusts cut off	4	good	Last Available: "2018-09"
9954	supercharged strapping dorky glasses	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9955	educational ponytail clip of Gandalf	0		Experience: +1, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2018-09"
9956	aromatic paint palette	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paint Job", Last Available: "2018-09"
9957	unremarkable duffel bag	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9958	mixed huge gray Purple Beast energy drink	1		Effect: "Browbeaten", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2018-09"
9959	cosmetic football of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2018-09"
9960	executive hardy shoe ad T-shirt	0		Maximum HP: +50, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2018-09"
9961	pump-up high-tops of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9962	Vulcanized liquefied runproof mascara	0		Effect: "Intimidating Mien", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2018-09"
9963	bouncing green very small dress	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9964	cyan friendly boxer's noticeable pumps	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9965	twirling surprisingly capacious handbag	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9966	weak acceptable everfull glass	2	???	Last Available: "2018-09"
9967	van key	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9968	jam band bootleg	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9969	yellow baleful denim jacket of the early riser	0		Spell Damage: +25, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2018-09"
9970	narrow maroon greasy crafty ratty knitted cap	0		Maximum MP: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-09"
9972	wholesome intimidating chainsaw of the overflowing toilet	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-09"
9973	perfectly mixed party beer bomb	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-09"
9974	stale sweet party mix	4	decent	Last Available: "2018-09"
9975	mixed narrow party balloon	1		Effect: "Rave Nirvana", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2018-09"
9976	thinker's party pants of Flo-Jo	0		Mysticality: +10, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2018-09"
9977	Usain Bolt's wholesome arcane researcher's party whip	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2018-09"
9978	Party Planning on a Budget	0		Skill: "Budget Conscious", Last Available: "2018-09"
9979	delicious TRIO cup of beer	4	awesome	Last Available: "2018-09"
9980	adequate bouncing party platter for one	4	good	Last Available: "2018-09"
9981	pickled jittery Party-in-a-Can&trade;	1		Effect: "Tin, Man", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2018-09"
9982	party pup	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9983	party crasher of the pedagogue of the storm	0		Experience: +3, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Party Crash", Last Available: "2018-09"
9984	Living to Drink, Drinking to Live	0		Last Available: "2018-09", Skill: "Drinking to Drink"
9985	Party Tattoo&trade; gift certificate	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9986	party mouse hat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9987	jittery latte lovers member's mug	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Latte on Opponent", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Offer Latte to Opponent", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Gulp Latte", Last Available: "2018-10"
9988	bouncing latte lovers club card	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-10"
9989	wobbly voter registration form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-11"
9990	jittery &quot;I Voted!&quot; sticker of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-11"
9991	absentee voter ballot	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9992	red bouncing snake skin	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9993	sharpshooter's snakeskin thighboots of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2018-11"
9994	maroon toasty rock-hard snakeskin cowboy hat	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2018-11"
9995	asbestos-lined chilly snakeskin jacket	0		Cold Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2018-11"
9996	cyan slime glob	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9997	slime glob	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9998	slime glob	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9999	upside-down gray knitted lard-coated chilly slime waders	0		Cold Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2018-11"
10001	razor-sharp Socratic slime fedora of vim and vigor	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2018-11"
10002	slime knuckles of terror of the cheetah of the early riser	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +60, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2018-11"
10003	government requisition form	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
10004	aromatic rosy-cheeked government-issued slacks of Leguizamo	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Monster Level: +20, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2018-11"
10005	stiffened forbidden government-issued eyeshade of incineration	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Damage Reduction: 1, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2018-11"
10006	avaricious Newton's government-issued necktie of incineration	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-11"
10007	inspector's mutant arm of doom of the early riser	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +15, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2018-11"
10008	Jim Carey's resourceful sage mutant legs	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +50, Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2018-11"
10009	sharpshooter's brainy mutant crown of the businessman	0		Mysticality: +5, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2018-11"
10010	normal half-sized wobbly ghostly ectoplasm	2	good	Last Available: "2018-11"
10011	tasty immense	10	awesome	Last Available: "2018-11"
10012	weak acceptable green bottle of vodka	2	good	Last Available: "2018-11"
10013	bland pizza	4	decent	Last Available: "2018-11"
10014	hand-crafted fuchsia martini	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-11"
10015	decent tiny cherry pie	1	good	Last Available: "2018-11"
10016	artisanal eggnog	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-11"
10017	glob of undifferentiated tissue	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
10018	adequate miniature Hell ramen	2	good	Last Available: "2018-11"
10019	acceptable high-proof pulsating gimlet	8	good	Last Available: "2018-11"
10020	perfectly mixed weak twice-haunted screwdriver	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-11"
10021	flavorless candy cane	4	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10022	weak drinkable runny fermented egg	2	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10023	small toothsome oldcake	2	awesome	Last Available: "2018-12"
10024	miniature rotten pulsating traditional Crimbo cookie	2	crappy	Last Available: "2023-06"
10025	slick plastic wild beaver	0		Moxie: +10, Last Available: "2018-12"
10026	inspector's plastic reindeer	0		Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2018-12"
10027	plastic Caf&eacute; Elf of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-12"
10028	pulsating plastic orphan of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-12"
10029	pulsating skewed rosewater-soaked plastic Abuela Crimbo	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2018-12"
10030	yule pup	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10031	Braindeer	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10032	Crimbo dog sweater	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10033	avaricious dance instructor's pristine walrus tusk	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2018-12"
10034	thick walrus blubber	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10035	therapeutic smooth Staff of Frozen Lard of wisdom of Leguizamo	0		Mysticality: +15, Moxie: +15, Monster Level: +20, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2018-12"
10036	bomb	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10037	plastic bazooka	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10038	mooseflank	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10039	stale grilled mooseflank	4	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10040	diet flavorless moosemeat pie	1	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10041	bouncing auspicious balanced antler	0		Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2018-12"
10042	spinning sizzling dam	0		Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-12"
10043	irresponsibly strong delicious gray beavermouth	9	awesome	Last Available: "2018-12"
10044	lousy beaver punch (papaya)	4	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10045	watered-down drinkable beaver punch (peach)	2	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10046	special perfectly mixed weak beaver punch (cherry)	2	EPIC	Effect: "'Roids of the Rhinoceros", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2018-12"
10047	Usain Bolt's Canadian lantern of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2018-12"
10048	Sherlock's muskox-skin cap	0		Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2018-12"
10049	Boxing Day care package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-12"
10050	normal diet glass of raw eggs	1	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10051	bad punch-drunk punch	3	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10052	vaporized tumbling huge body spradium	1		Effect: "Moon'd", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2018-12"
10053	bouncing bauxite beret of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2018-12"
10054	Tesla bauxite boxers	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2018-12"
10055	studded bauxite bow-tie	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
10056	Boxing Day Pass	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10057	Kramco Industries packing carton	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-01"
10058	friendly dance instructor's brainy Kramco Sausage-o-Matic&trade; of terror of the businessman	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2019-01"
10059	jittery huge sausage casing	0		Last Available: "2019-01"
10060	jumbo stale sausage	5	decent	Last Available: "2019-01"
10061	auspicious manspreader's red-hot sausage fork	0		Monster Level: +10, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2019-01"
10062	bag of sausage links	0		Last Available: "2019-01"
10063	lime green sausage golem	0		Last Available: "2019-01"
10064	jar of relish	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10065	spinning Toyleporter	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10066	special weak drinkable squat beer	2	good	Effect: "La Bamba", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2018-12"
10067	rotten bite-sized yule gruel	1	crappy	Last Available: "2018-12"
10068	acceptable hot watered rum	4	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10069	delicious bottle of Crimbognac	4	awesome	Last Available: "2018-12"
10070	miniature rotten Crimboysters Rockefeller	2	crappy	Last Available: "2018-12"
10071	powdered ghostly Crimbeau de toilette	1		Last Available: "2018-12"
10072	Crimbo candle	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10073	red Carol of the Bulls	0		Skill: "Carol of the Bulls", Last Available: "2018-12"
10074	upside-down Carol of the Bulls (used)	0		Skill: "Carol of the Bulls", Last Available: "2018-12"
10075	upside-down Carol of the Hells	0		Skill: "Carol of the Hells", Last Available: "2018-12"
10076	maroon Carol of the Hells (used)	0		Skill: "Carol of the Hells", Last Available: "2018-12"
10077	wobbly Carol of the Thrills	0		Skill: "Carol of the Thrills", Last Available: "2018-12"
10078	Carol of the Thrills (used)	0		Skill: "Carol of the Thrills", Last Available: "2018-12"
10079	Van der Graaf boxer's Crimbolex watch of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: 40, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12", Nonstackable Watch, Rollover Effect Duration: 100
10080	Crimbo tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10081	dog trainer's Oprah's extremely unsafe hand-knitted Crimbo socks	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Experience (familiar): +1
10082	Annie Oakley's Rosewater's chalk chlamys	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2019-12"
10083	friendly beefcake's chalk chain	0		Muscle: +25, Familiar Weight: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10084	chalk chalice of the sewer of courage	0		Stench Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2019-12"
10085	purple dangerous smartaleck's chalk chinos	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Weapon Damage: +10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10086	medical-grade supercool chalk chapeau	0		Moxie Percent: +20, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10087	perfumed chalk choker of the early riser	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10088	altered wobbly chalk chunks	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10089	cold-filtered mirror candy chalk	0		Effect: "Sappy Blood", Effect Duration: 65
10090	marble maebari of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10091	narrow scandalous Jack Frost's marble mantle	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10092	marble magnet of the storm of courage	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10093	marble mignonette bowl of the brute of the pedagogue	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Experience: +3, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10094	rosy-cheeked brainy marble medallion	0		Mysticality: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10095	Usain Bolt's aromatic marble mariachi hat	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10096	diluted marble molecules	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10097	galvanized Mallomarbles	0		Effect: "Fever From the Flavor", Effect Duration: 54
10098	savvy cool punching bag	0		Moxie: +5, Mysticality Percent: +20, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10099	friendly stylish pith helmet	0		Moxie: +25, Familiar Weight: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10100	narrow brawny poncho of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Muscle Percent: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10101	frosty careful pendant	0		Monster Level: -10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10102	frosty palazzos of the boozehound	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Booze Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10103	squat chaotic personal trainer's pseudoaccordion	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Song Duration: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10104	compressed bouncing pieces	1		Last Available: "2020-12"
10105	activated Para-Pop	0		Effect: "Conspiratory Eyes", Effect Duration: 42
10106	shellacked brainy terra cotta truss	0		Mysticality: +5, Damage Reduction: 7, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10107	arcane researcher's terra cotta trousers of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10108	shaking wobbly prompt therapeutic terra cotta tongs	0		Adventures: +3, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10109	red foul-smelling terra cotta train of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Stench Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10110	pulsating vibrating ruddy terra cotta tie tack	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10111	flame-retardant terra cotta tambourine of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Hot Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10112	dehydrated tumbling terra cotta tidbits	1		Effect: "Salad Days", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2020-12"
10113	liquefied activated terra panna cotta	0		Effect: "Over-Familiar With Dactyls", Effect Duration: 57
10114	miser's rosewater-soaked velour voulge	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2021-12"
10115	blurry up-at-dawn horrifying velour vambraces	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Adventures: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10116	spinning zippy vibrating velour veil	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10117	velour viscometer of the detective of the businessman	0		Item Drop: +20, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10118	mirror crafty velour valise of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2021-12"
10119	deadly smartaleck's velour vaqueros	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Weapon Damage: +5, Last Available: "2021-12"
10120	powdered velour veneer	1		Effect: "Sticky Hands", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2021-12"
10121	polymerized warmed olive Velougats&trade;	0		Effect: "Become Superficially interested", Effect Duration: 52
10122	lime green skewed Usain Bolt's chilly glass suspenders	0		Cold Damage: +5, Initiative: +80, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10123	fuchsia thinker's glass shield of the dark arts	0		Mysticality: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2021-12"
10124	rosewater-soaked padded glass stetson	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2021-12"
10125	frightening chilly glass spectacles	0		Cold Damage: +5, Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10126	clever rosy-cheeked glass shiv	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2021-12"
10127	spinning aromatic glass serape of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2021-12"
10128	denatured ghostly glass shards	1		Effect: "Dreadful Sheen", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2021-12"
10129	quadruple-pressed hard candy	0		Effect: "All Blued Up", Effect Duration: 21
10130	quilted loofah lumberjack's hat of the brazier	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Head-Scratch", Last Available: "2022-12"
10131	blurry zippy loofah lei of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Lei Lasso", Last Available: "2022-12"
10132	upside-down blinking sinister loofah lederhosen of the brazier	0		Spell Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Hosenzittern", Last Available: "2022-12"
10133	toasty strapping loofah ladle	0		Muscle: +5, Hot Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Stew", Last Available: "2022-12"
10134	perfumed friendly loofah legwarmers	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Leglifts", Last Available: "2022-12"
10135	bouncing padded weightlifter's loofah lavalier	0		Muscle: +15, Damage Absorption: +20, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Lava", Last Available: "2022-12"
10136	denatured loofah lumps	1		Last Available: "2022-12"
10137	super-unsweetened olive chocolate-covered loofah	0		Effect: "Healthy Bronze Glow", Effect Duration: 67
10138	foul-smelling personal trainer's flagstone flag	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Stench Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagellate", Last Available: "2022-12"
10139	scandalous sage flagstone flail	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagflog", Last Available: "2022-12"
10140	flame-wreathed razor-sharp flagstone flip-flops	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Flap Flip", Last Available: "2022-12"
10141	wool hale flagstone fez	0		Maximum HP: +20, Cold Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Fez Ritual", Last Available: "2022-12"
10142	dangerous flagstone fleece of the early riser	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Adventures: +7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Fleece Flex", Last Available: "2022-12"
10143	stanky chilly flagstone fringe	0		Cold Damage: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Foxtrot", Last Available: "2022-12"
10144	powdered jittery flagstone flagments	1		Effect: "Items Are Forever", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2022-12"
10145	deionized shaking Flag by the Foot&trade;	0		Effect: "Carol of the Bones", Effect Duration: 33
10146	elf sleeper agent	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10147	red-and-green microcamera	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10148	wool cobbled-together Meat detector	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10149	energized gray tin thermos of chai	0		Effect: "Aloofah", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2019-12"
10150	modified prototype stimulant	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10151	greedy tailored vest	0		Meat Drop: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10152	spinning spinning sew-on bandage	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10153	shaking spinning really nice net	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10154	squat baleful elf army poncho	0		Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10155	bland gray elf army field rations	3	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10156	gingernade	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10157	huge maroon frightening Annie Oakley's discarded bowtie	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10158	watered-down drinkable yellow martiny	2	good	Last Available: "2019-12"
10159	purple tryptophan dart	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10160	cold-filtered deionized licorice snake	0		Effect: "Weasels Underfoot", Effect Duration: 40
10161	electrified virgin jello shot	0		Effect: "Army of One", Effect Duration: 26
10162	moist liquefied enhanced mutated candy lump	0		Effect: "Helping Comes Second", Effect Duration: 21
10163	extra-denatured anodized government-issued candy	0		Effect: "Superioreo", Effect Duration: 49
10164	frozen Pneumo bar	0		Effect: "Bubblin' Rage", Effect Duration: 53
10165	mint condition Lil' Doctor&trade; bag	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-02"
10166	slick Lil' Doctor&trade; bag of the detective	0		Moxie: +10, Item Drop: +20, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Otoscope", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Reflex Hammer", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Chest X-Ray", Last Available: "2019-02"
10168	blood bag	0		
10169	stale thick huge bloodstick	5	decent	
10170	special artisanal bottle of Sanguiovese	3	EPIC	Effect: "critical.enh", Effect Duration: 25
10171	decent special massive actual blood sausage	7	good	Effect: "Gummiskin", Effect Duration: 20
10172	weak mediocre mirror mulled blood	2	decent	
10173	flavorless enchanted yellow blood snowcone	3	decent	Effect: "Fungal Flamb&eacute;", Effect Duration: 25
10174	smooth Red Russian	4	awesome	
10175	flavorless blood roll-up	4	decent	
10176	watered-down drinkable pulsating bottle of blood	2	good	
10177	miniature normal narrow blood-soaked sponge cake	2	good	
10178	perfectly mixed watered-down vampagne	2	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
10179	spoiled squat plain snowcone	3	crappy	
10180	Booke of Vampyric Knowledge	0		
10181	shaking money bag	0		
10182	money bag	0		
10183	money bag	0		
10184	Thwaitgold mosquito statuette	0		
10185	gray pulsating bucket of Vampyre blood	0		
10186	blood knife	0		Lasts Until Rollover
10187	blurry blurry PirateRealm membership packet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-04"
10188	upside-down wobbly PirateRealm guest pass	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10189	rosewater-soaked supercharged PirateRealm eyepatch of mayonnaise	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10190	ghostly bloody harpoon	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10191	compass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10192	bouncing skull key	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10193	curious anemometer	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10194	huge Red Roger's flag	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10195	Glass Jack's spyglass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10196	skewed recursed compass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10197	tomb-opener	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10198	Red Roger's map	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10199	moldy jumbo squat crabsicle	5	crappy	Last Available: "2019-04"
10200	melty plastic grenade	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10201	irresponsibly strong perfectly mixed wobbly upside-down bottle of dark rhum	6	EPIC	Last Available: "2019-04"
10202	acceptable huge bottle of extra-dark rhum	3	good	Last Available: "2019-04"
10203	watered-down tolerable pulsating bottle of super-extra-dark rhum	2	good	Last Available: "2019-04"
10204	dry liquefied green pirate shaving cream	0		Effect: "Insatiable Hunger", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2019-04"
10205	dangerous conquistador's breastplate	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2019-04"
10206	ghostly Socratic sage pirate pantaloons	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Last Available: "2019-04"
10207	[glitch season reward name]	0		
10208	blurry signal fragment	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10209	windicle	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10210	supercharged stylish pirate radio ring	0		Moxie: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10211	skewed twirling Island Drinkin', a Tiki Mixology Odyssey	0		Skill: "Tiki Mixology", Last Available: "2019-04"
10212	spoiled upside-down pineapple slab	4	crappy	Last Available: "2019-04"
10213	adequate small hibiscus petal	2	good	Last Available: "2019-04"
10214	colloidal triple-pressed flattened blurry huge mint leaf	0		Effect: "Elemental Flavor", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2019-04"
10215	wobbly olive cocoa of youth	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10216	vaporized green mirror ice molecule	1		Effect: "Bilious Briskness", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2019-04"
10217	upside-down blurry Red Roger's reliquary	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10218	spinning Red Roger's right hand	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10219	Red Roger's left hand	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10220	shaking red Red Roger's right foot	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10221	Red Roger's left foot	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10222	Red Roger's skull	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10223	modified spinning pewter shavings	1		Last Available: "2019-04"
10224	blurry skewed Red Roger tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10225	PirateRealm fun-a-log	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10226	gravedigger's plush sea serpent	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Monster Level: -100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10227	adequate miniature huge pirate fork	2	???	Last Available: "2019-04"
10228	teal Scurvy and Sobriety Prevention	0		Skill: "Prevent Scurvy and Sobriety", Last Available: "2019-04"
10229	blue ring	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10230	steel-toed Socratic piratical blunderbuss	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Damage Reduction: 9, Last Available: "2019-04"
10231	executive coward's PirateRealm party hat of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Monster Level: -20, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2019-04"
10232	watered-down lousy Island Landslide	2	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10233	lousy Island Thunderstorm	3	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10234	mediocre practically non-alcoholic Island Hurricane	1	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10235	perfectly mixed watered-down Skull Punch	2	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2019-04"
10236	bad fancy huge Electric Punch	3	decent	Effect: "Shawarma Warm War", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2019-04"
10237	acceptable Smuggler's Punch	3	good	Last Available: "2019-04"
10238	practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed Scorpion Bowl	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2019-04"
10239	aged Turtle Bowl	3	awesome	Last Available: "2019-04"
10240	aged strong Cobra Bowl	5	awesome	Last Available: "2019-04"
10241	teal vampyric cloake pattern	0		Free Pull
10242	Tesla occult wicked supercool vampyric cloake of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Moxie Percent: +20, Spell Damage: +5, Spell Damage Percent: +25, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Become a Wolf", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Become a Cloud of Mist", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Become a Bat", Last Available: "2019-03"
10243	plastic pirate hat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10244	alkaline irradiated one piece of bubble gum	0		Effect: "Aries Rising", Effect Duration: 23
10245	ghostly arcanoferric housing	0		
10246	intact medium-wave antenna	0		
10247	18-picohertz resonator crystal	0		
10248	purple blown-out speaker cone	0		
10249	overloaded short-pulse transistor	0		
10250	Fourth of May Cosplay Saber kit	0		Free Pull
10251	aromatic double-paned greasy Fourth of May Cosplay Saber	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Stench Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Use the Force", Last Available: "2019-05"
10252	ring	0		Single Equip
10253	wobbly Thwaitgold nymph statuette	0		
10254	executive scandalous frightening chaotic supercharged vibrating brawny hewn moon-rune spoon of wisdom of Tarzan of temperance of the detective	0		Mysticality: +15, Muscle Percent: +20, Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum MP Percent: 40, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +20, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip, Alters Page Text, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Dragoon Platoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spittoon Monsoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Festoon Buffoon", Last Available: "2019-06", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
10255	cartoon harpoon	0		Last Available: "2019-06"
10256	narrow rune-strewn spoon cocoon	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-06"
10257	Beach Comb Box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-07"
10258	teal zippy Jeselnik's razor-sharp Beach Comb	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Sleaze Damage: +25, Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beach Combo", Last Available: "2019-07"
10259	grain of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10260	jittery twirling small pile of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10261	pile of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10262	pile of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10263	empty hourglass	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10264	hourglass	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10265	narrow etched hourglass	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10266	denatured energized skewed magenta seashell	0		Effect: "The Halls of Muscularity", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2019-07"
10267	electrified pickled olive cyan seashell	0		Effect: "Yes, Can Haz", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2019-07"
10268	modified energized yellow gray seashell	0		Effect: "Weather, Man", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2019-07"
10269	activated seashell	0		Effect: "Cinnamouth", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2019-07"
10270	enhanced seashell	0		Effect: "Chalked-Up Teeth", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2019-07"
10271	bunch of sea grapes	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10272	high-proof lousy bottle of sea wine	7	decent	Last Available: "2019-07"
10273	mixed bouncing blinking kelp	1		Effect: "Seal Clubbing Frenzy", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2019-07"
10274	Tesla supercharged veiny rosy-cheeked quilted dance instructor's savvy driftwood hat of wisdom of bravery	0		Mysticality: +15, Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Spooky Resistance: +5, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10275	lightning-fast rosewater-soaked asbestos-lined Jeselnik's Temple Grandin's educational weightlifter's strapping driftwood pants of the ox	0		Muscle: 40, Experience: +1, Familiar Weight: +7, Sleaze Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +5, Stench Resistance: +3, Initiative: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10276	censurious rosewater-soaked wool horrifying mansplainer's hale stiffened Fonzie's driftwood bracelet of bravery	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum HP: +20, Monster Level: +15, Spooky Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +1, Spooky Resistance: +5, Stench Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10277	squat auspicious coward's educational waders	0		Experience: +1, Monster Level: -20, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2019-07"
10278	cyan smooth spearfish fishing spear of James Dean of incineration	0		Moxie: +15, Experience (Moxie): +3, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2019-07"
10279	gray flame-wreathed electrified personal trainer's rabbitfish fin	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10280	piece of coral	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10281	jittery piece of driftwood	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10282	aromatic medical-grade hardy pirate cutlass	0		Maximum HP: +50, Stench Resistance: +1, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10283	squat friendly crafty quilted tricorn hat	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum MP: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2019-07"
10284	Sherlock's swash buckle of the brute of the businessman	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Item Drop: +25, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10285	blinking meteorite fragment	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10286	executive hale extremely unsafe meteorite earring	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP: +20, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10287	ghostly sharpshooter's ruddy meteorite necklace of the sweet-tooth	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10288	gray blinking Sherlock's Newton's brainy meteorite ring	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Item Drop: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10289	extra-corrupted Finnish Fish	0		Effect: "Scrappy, Shadowy", Effect Duration: 69
10290	dry activated bouncing chocolate doubloon	0		Effect: "Mortarfied", Effect Duration: 67
10291	bouncing family-friendly energetic driftwood beach comb of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10292	Distant Woods Getaway Brochure	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-08"
10293	squat stick of firewood	0		Last Available: "2019-08"
10294	bouncing wobbly studded Socratic supercool whittled tiara	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Damage Absorption: +80, Last Available: "2019-08"
10295	bouncing sizzling occult whittled shorts of the storm	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2019-08"
10296	Jack Frost's manspreader's chaotic whittled flail	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Monster Level: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2019-08"
10297	blurry therapeutic whittled wand of the storm of doom	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2019-08"
10298	baleful Newton's whittled flute of the blizzard	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Spell Damage: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2019-08"
10299	lightning-fast zippy censurious whittled bear figurine	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Initiative: 60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-08"
10300	careful Tesla steel-toed whittled owl figurine	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Monster Level: -10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-08"
10301	reassuring steel-toed supercool whittled fox figurine	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Damage Reduction: 9, Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-08"
10302	perfumed frosty electrified rock-hard whittled walking stick	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2019-08"
10303	super-sized decent bouncing campfire hot dog	5	good	Last Available: "2019-08"
10304	immense adequate campfire baked potato	10	good	Last Available: "2019-08"
10305	flavorless tiny cyan blinking campfire s'more	1	decent	Last Available: "2019-08"
10306	adequate blue campfire beans	3	good	Last Available: "2019-08"
10307	spoiled campfire stew	4	crappy	Last Available: "2019-08"
10308	campfire coffee	1	good	Last Available: "2019-08"
10309	ionized improved squat leftover chocolate bar	0		Effect: "Big", Effect Duration: 53
10310	pulsating rare Meat isotope	0		
10311	burnt stick	0		Last Available: "2019-08"
10312	twirling bundle of firewood	0		Last Available: "2019-08"
10313	campfire smoke	0		
10314	Murgatroyd diode	0		
10315	huge signal receiver	0		
10316	space shield	0		
10317	signal jammer	0		Single Equip
10318	cyan low-pressure oxygen tank	0		Single Equip
10319	lime green Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette	0		
10320	flavorless fancy lime green space chowder	3	decent	Effect: "Pecan Pied Piper", Effect Duration: 35
10321	lousy squat twirling twirling space wine	4	decent	
10322	wobbly The Imploded World	0		Skill: "Implode Universe"
10323	upside-down packaged Pocket Professor	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-09"
10324	Pocket Professor memory chip	0		
10325	Law of Averages	0		
10332	Unopened Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-10"
10333	sinister Samson's Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Experience (Muscle): +5, Spell Damage: +10, Avoid Attack: 1, Last Available: "2019-10"
10334	skewed unopened diabolic pizza cube box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-11"
10335	diabolic pizza cube	0		Last Available: "2019-11"
10336	diabolic pizza	3	???	Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-11"
10337	moldy bite-sized huge bu&ntilde;uelos Jaliscos	1	crappy	Last Available: "2019-12"
10338	decent small flan del mar	2	good	Last Available: "2019-12"
10339	delicious yellow Baja sopapilla	3	awesome	Last Available: "2019-12"
10340	Lo Pan's plastic Mer-kin baker	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2019-12"
10341	pulsating ghostly electrified plastic sea elf	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10342	shellacked plastic yuleviathan	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2019-12"
10343	energetic plastic dolphin &quot;orphan&quot;	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10344	MacGyver's plastic Dolph Bossin	0		Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2019-12"
10345	skewed red-spotted snapper roe	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10346	decent diet purple mana-coated yams	1	good	Last Available: "2019-11"
10347	spoiled blue tumbling mana-basted tofurkey leg	4	crappy	Last Available: "2019-11"
10348	moldy snack-sized gray mana-fortified cranberry sauce	2	crappy	Last Available: "2019-11"
10349	adequate mana-stuffed herbal stuffing	3	good	Last Available: "2019-11"
10350	green human musk	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10351	double-cold-filtered wobbly olive patch of extra-warm fur	0		Effect: "Fire Inside", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2019-12"
10352	altered yellow industrial lubricant	1		Effect: "Become Intensely interested", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2019-12"
10353	pressed moist shaking unfinished pleasure	0		Effect: "Alpine Mintiness", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2019-12"
10354	distilled vial of humanoid growth hormone	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10355	dehydrated pulsating gray a bug's lymph	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10356	concentrated liquefied lime green narrow organic potpourri	0		Effect: "It Didn't Kill You", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2019-12"
10357	acceptable twirling boot flask	4	good	Last Available: "2019-12"
10358	unsweetened concentrated infernal snowball	0		Effect: "Pecan Pied Piper", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2019-12"
10359	madness	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10360	compressed purple wobbly jittery fish sauce	1		Effect: "The Dinsey Spirit", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10361	enchanted stale twirling guffin	4	decent	Effect: "Antarctic Memories", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2019-12"
10362	modified mirror squat Shantix&trade;	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10363	bouncing fuchsia goodberry	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10364	denatured fuchsia wobbly shaking shaking non-Euclidean angle	1		Effect: "Chari Tea", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10365	magnetized unsweetened pulsating peppermint syrup	0		Effect: "Carrrsmic", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2019-12"
10366	flattened deionized Mer-kin eyedrops	0		Effect: "[1609]Dancin' Fool", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2019-12"
10367	diffused concentrated energized extra-strength goo	0		Effect: "Berry Experiential", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2019-12"
10368	envelope full of Meat	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10369	distilled livid energy	1		Effect: "Sausage Festive", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2019-12"
10370	micronova	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10371	dried beggin' cologne	1		Effect: "Gyromitra Gymnastics", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2019-12"
10372	tumbling greedy wizardly oxygenated eggnog helmet	0		Mysticality: +25, Meat Drop: +20, Adventure Underwater, Last Available: "2019-12"
10373	shaking purple hand-knitted diving booties	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10374	squat twirling peppermint harpoon gun	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10375	liquefied pressed tumbling concentrated fish broth	0		Effect: "[800]Chocolate Reign", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2019-12"
10376	denatured liquid SONAR	0		Effect: "Blood-Rich", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2019-12"
10377	spinning map to Dolph Bossin's hideout	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10378	Dolph Bossin's charity note	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10379	MacGyver's Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat of terror	0		Maximum MP: +100, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10380	The Spirit of Giving	0		Skill: "The Spirit of Taking", Last Available: "2019-12"
10381	wobbly The Spirit of Giving (used)	0		Skill: "The Spirit of Taking", Last Available: "2019-12"
10382	olive Crimbo Factory surprise box	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10383	soggy gingerbread chunk	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10384	ionized blinking salty gumdrop	0		Effect: "Moon-Eyed", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2019-12"
10385	narrow Sherlock's ribbon candy ascot of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10386	moist Crimbo spices	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10387	intact anemone spike	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10388	stiffened anemoney clip	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10389	runny icing	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10390	distilled cyan super-sweet fish goo (spoiled)	1		Effect: "Super Skill", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2019-12"
10391	stanky Jack Frost's beefy icing poncho	0		Muscle: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2019-12"
10392	pulsating Mer-kin cookiestove	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10393	Vulcanized liquefied electrified glob of salty molasses	0		Effect: "Biologically Shocked", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2019-12"
10394	Sinatra's Mer-kin rollpin of the detective	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2019-12"
10395	personalizable gingerbread cookie	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10396	tinsel fin	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10397	spoiled bowl of mernudo	3	crappy	Last Available: "2019-12"
10398	watered-down perfectly mixed fishelada	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2019-12"
10399	spoiled ojo de pez burrito	3	crappy	Last Available: "2019-12"
10400	waterlogged wood	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10401	twirling waterlogged cloth	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10402	skewed waterlogged stuffing	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10403	waterlogged	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10404	jittery waterlogged	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10405	shellacked nutcracker hat of incineration	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2019-12"
10406	scorching Da Vinci's nutcracker waistcoat	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2019-12"
10407	Jeselnik's stylish nutcracker pants	0		Moxie: +25, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2019-12"
10408	executive grievous nutcracker boots	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10409	fuchsia scandalous nutcracker sword of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10410	twirling blurry chilly sage nutcracker drumstick	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10411	flame-wreathed nutcracker beard	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10412	red scandalous frightening nutcracker cape	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10413	huge brawny nutcracker epaulets of the cheetah	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10414	nutcracker figurine	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10415	rotten salt plum	4	crappy	Last Available: "2019-12"
10416	ghostly ghostly peppermint eel sauce	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10417	jumbo moldy and bean	5	crappy	Last Available: "2019-12"
10418	aromatic experienced cool kelp-holly gun	0		Moxie: +5, Experience: +2, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2019-12"
10419	wholesome Socratic Yuleviathan necklace	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10420	rock-hard dance instructor's peppermint spine	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Damage Reduction: 5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10421	double-paned sizzling soggy elf shoes	0		Hot Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10422	medical-grade Crimbylow-rise jeans of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10423	blue double-paned kelp-holly drape of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10424	therapeutic shellacked Sinatra's Staff of the Peppermint Twist of mayonnaise	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Damage Reduction: 7, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2019-12"
10425	adequate massive tempura and bean	8	good	Last Available: "2019-12"
10426	perfectly mixed salt plum sake	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2019-12"
10427	ionized extra-oxidized pressurized potion of possessiveness	0		Effect: "Indescribable Flavor", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2019-12"
10428	alkaline almond	0		Effect: "Brother Flying Burrito's Blessing", Effect Duration: 55
10429	non-anodized Vulcanized pulsating handful of mixed nuts	0		Effect: "Bright!", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2019-12"
10430	nutcracking pliers	0		
10431	Retrospecs try-at-home kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-01"
10432	yellow ruddy wicked Retrospecs of Gandalf	0		Spell Damage: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Single Equip, Free Pull, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Detect Weakness", Last Available: "2020-01"
10433	unopened Bird-a-Day calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-01"
10434	Bird-a-Day calendar	0		Last Available: "2020-01"
10437	mint-in-box Powerful Glove	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-02"
10438	shaking frightening nasty coward's dance instructor's beefcake's Powerful Glove	0		Muscle: +25, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Monster Level: -20, Stench Damage: +5, Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Replace Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Shrink Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Invisible Avatar", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Triple Size", Last Available: "2020-02"
10439	enhanced signal receiver	0		
10440	status cymbal	0		Last Available: "2020-02"
10441	jittery upside-down executive lard-coated Drip harness of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +40
10442	drippy truncheon of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
10443	mirror Driplet	0		
10444	drippy snail shell	0		
10445	yummy huge huge drippy nugget	10	drippy	
10446	delicious watered-down glass of drippy wine	2	drippy	
10447	immense adequate drippy caviar	6	drippy	
10448	bland miniature cyan ghostly drippy plum(?)	2	drippy	
10449	resourceful drippy stake	0		Maximum MP: +50, Single Equip
10450	The Eye of the Thing in the Basement	0		
10451	mirror drippy khakis	0		Drippy Resistance: +5
10452	drippy shield	0		Drippy Resistance: +10
10453	jittery tumbling huge The Fingernail of the Thing in the Basement	0		
10454	coin	0		
10455	pulsating cyan mushroom	0		
10456	deluxe mushroom	0		
10457	blue super deluxe mushroom	0		
10458	polymerized bouncing fizzy soda	0		Effect: "Human-Elemental Hybrid", Effect Duration: 11
10459	colloidal improved healthy juice	0		Effect: "The Wisdom... of the Future", Effect Duration: 48
10460	hammer	0		Plumber Power: 1, Plumber Stat: "Muscle"
10461	purple hammer	0		Plumber Power: 2, Plumber Stat: "Muscle"
10462	fire flower	0		Plumber Power: 1, Plumber Stat: "Mysticality"
10463	spinning spinning bonfire flower	0		Plumber Power: 2, Plumber Stat: "Mysticality"
10464	work boots	0		Single Equip, Plumber Power: 1, Plumber Stat: "Moxie"
10465	tumbling boots	0		Single Equip, Plumber Power: 2, Plumber Stat: "Moxie"
10466	hardy cape	0		Maximum HP: +50
10467	lion tamer's rosy-cheeked back shell	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Experience (familiar): +2
10468	spiky back shell	0		Thorns: 1
10469	blue power pants	0		Maximum PP: +1
10470	Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette	0		
10471	bouncing Plumber's Union Handbook	0		
10472	double-paned bony back shell	0		Cold Resistance: +5
10473	frosty button	0		Single Equip
10474	anodized blooper ink	0		Effect: "Stickler for Promptness", Effect Duration: 30
10475	skewed coin	0		
10476	blue rubber doll head	0		
10477	narrow rubber doll body	0		
10478	plastic doll arms	0		
10479	plastic doll legs	0		
10480	rubber baby doll	0		Damage Aura: 1
10481	Better Shrooms and Gardens catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-03"
10482	wobbly packet of mushroom spores	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10483	free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10484	plump free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10485	bulky free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10486	free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10487	immense free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10488	colossal free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10489	adequate massive enchanted mushroom filet	6	good	Effect: "Sugary Tongue", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2020-03"
10490	mushroom slab	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10491	compressed mushroom tea	1		Last Available: "2020-03"
10492	fancy tolerable triple-distilled mushroom whiskey	7	good	Effect: "Mystically Oiled", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2020-03"
10493	smelly mushroom cap of the storm of mayonnaise	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2020-03"
10494	lightning-fast double-paned nippy cool mushroom shield	0		Moxie: +5, Cold Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2020-03"
10495	family-friendly scorching deadly Samson's mushroom pants	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Weapon Damage: +5, Hot Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2020-03"
10496	studded mushroom badge of vim and vigor of bravery of Flo-Jo	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Spooky Resistance: +5, Initiative: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-03"
10497	house-sized mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10498	pristine piranha seed	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10499	plastic piranha pot	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10500	tarnished quantum enhanced piranha pollen	0		Effect: "Extra Terrestrial", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2020-03"
10501	plumber's boots	0		Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Plumber Jump"
10502	sinistral homunculus	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-04"
10503	kettle bell of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2020-04"
10504	reassuring glued-together crystal ball	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2020-04"
10505	wobbly Rosewater's martini dregs	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Last Available: "2020-04"
10506	thinker's flickering flashlight	0		Mysticality: +10, Last Available: "2020-04"
10507	tumbling blurry crumbling rabbit's foot of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2020-04"
10508	outmoded fidget toy of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-04"
10509	mirror spinning flimsy ski pole of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2020-04"
10510	perfumed discarded finger painting	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2020-04"
10511	friendly pizza box	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2020-04"
10512	shaking Van der Graaf Fonzie's chipped coffee mug	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2020-04"
10513	wholesome Left-Hand Man action figure	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2020-04"
10514	drippy seed	0		
10515	upside-down drippy grub	0		
10516	blinking drippy bezoar	0		
10517	Drip Institute petri dish	0		
10518	ghostly jittery drippy ichor	0		
10519	cyan drippy enzyme	0		
10520	drippy salt	0		
10521	drippy pigment	0		
10522	spinning drippy bromide	0		
10523	drippy flux	0		
10524	drippy stein	0		
10525	perfectly mixed fortified skewed drippy pilsner	5	drippy	
10526	drippy staff	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drip Blast"
10528	drippy orb	0		
10529	blurry bouncing lustrous drippy orb	0		
10530	nasty gory drippy orb	0		Stench Damage: +5
10531	ghostly annealed drippy orb	0		Drippy Resistance: +5
10532	Guzzlr application	0		Free Pull
10533	bouncing Sherlock's Guzzlr tablet of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2020-05"
10534	maroon Guzzlr cocktail set	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10535	cyan Guzzlrbuck	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10536	Guzzlr hat	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10537	olive Guzzlr shoes	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-05"
10538	ghostly bouncing fuchsia Guzzlr pants	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10539	tumbling rosewater-soaked Guzzlr souvenir stein	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2020-05"
10540	Guzzlr tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10541	lousy weak Ghiaccio Colada	2	decent	Last Available: "2020-05"
10542	artisanal Sourfinger	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2020-05"
10543	drinkable Nog-on-the-Cob	3	good	Last Available: "2020-05"
10544	perfectly mixed triple-distilled blinking Steamboat	6	EPIC	Last Available: "2020-05"
10545	artisanal weak Buttery Boy	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2020-05"
10546	yellow Never Don't Stop Not Striving	0		Skill: "Always Never Not Guzzling", Last Available: "2020-05"
10547	clown car key of the storm of the early riser	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2020-08"
10548	medical-grade hardy grievous batting cage key	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP: +50, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10549	smartaleck's aqu&iacute; of the ox of the empath	0		Muscle: +20, Moxie Percent: +30, Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10550	bouncing foul-smelling fortified cool knob labinet key	0		Moxie: +5, Damage Absorption: +60, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10551	skewed fireproof smelly smooth weremoose key	0		Moxie: +15, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2020-08"
10552	peg key of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2020-08"
10553	Usain Bolt's kekekey	0		Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2020-08"
10554	brainy rabbit's foot key	0		Mysticality: +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10555	reassuring knob shaft skate key of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2020-08"
10556	twirling twirling nippy Temple Grandin's wizardly ice key	0		Mysticality: +25, Familiar Weight: +7, Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10557	skewed stylish anchovy can key	0		Moxie: +25, Last Available: "2020-08"
10558	squat studded cactus key of the glutton	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2020-08"
10559	slick strapping f'c'le sh'c'le k'y	0		Muscle: +5, Moxie: +10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10560	wicked treasure chest key of mayonnaise	0		Spell Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2020-08"
10561	auspicious scandalous Van der Graaf demonic key	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Item Drop: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2020-08"
10562	smartaleck's key sausage	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Last Available: "2020-08"
10563	shaking up-at-dawn knob treasury key of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10564	manspreader's grievous thinker's scrap key	0		Mysticality: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10565	Annie Oakley's supercharged rose key	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2020-08"
10566	twirling toasty music box key	0		Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10567	bouncing beefcake's actual skeleton key of Flo-Jo	0		Muscle: +25, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2020-08"
10568	shaking huge ribald experienced deep-fried key of mayonnaise	0		Experience: +2, Sleaze Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2020-08"
10569	huge Herculean cool discarded bike lock key	0		Moxie: +5, Experience (Muscle): +1, Last Available: "2020-08"
10570	Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette	0		
10571	blurry Manual of Lock Picking	0		Skill: "Lock Picking", Last Available: "2020-08"
10572	galvanized alkaline marshroom	0		Effect: "Like a Fish to Walter", Effect Duration: 69
10573	blurry bag of Iunion stones	0		Free Pull
10574	maroon Iunion Crown	0		Last Available: "2020-06"
10575	drippy candy bar	0		
10576	activated salty drippy candy bar	0		Effect: "Red Misty-Eyed", Effect Duration: 65
10577	diffused skewed maroon skewed writhing drippy candy bar	0		Effect: "Vitali Tea", Effect Duration: 50
10578	alkaline gooey drippy candy bar	0		Effect: "Black Eyes", Effect Duration: 69
10579	baby camelCalf	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-07"
10580	dromedary drinking helmet	0		
10581	fuchsia packaged SpinMaster&trade; lathe	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-08"
10582	red jittery SpinMaster&trade; lathe	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10583	flimsy hardwood scraps	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10584	yellow bouncing squat Socratic birch battery of the dark arts	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-08"
10585	razor-sharp experienced brawny ebony epee	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience: +2, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Disarming Thrust", Last Available: "2020-08"
10586	twirling fireproof gravedigger's weeping willow wand of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Spooky Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Barrage of Tears", Last Available: "2020-08"
10587	studded sinister beechwood blowgun of the glutton	0		Spell Damage: +10, Damage Absorption: +80, Food Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Poison Dart", Last Available: "2020-08"
10588	occult cool maple magnet of incineration	0		Moxie: +5, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-08"
10589	squat Dreadsylvanian hemlock	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10590	Van der Graaf hardened Herculean hemlock helm	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Damage Reduction: 3, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2020-08"
10591	sweaty balsam	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10592	avaricious Socratic stylish balsam barrel	0		Moxie: +25, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2020-08"
10593	redwood	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10594	polarized lime green redwood rain stick	0		Effect: "Dances with Tweedles", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2020-08"
10595	purpleheart logs	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10596	perfumed personal trainer's strapping purpleheart &quot;pants&quot;	0		Muscle: +5, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10597	wormwood stick	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10598	blurry fireproof stanky energetic wholesome wormwood wedding ring of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: 60, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-08"
10599	Dripwood slab	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10600	bouncing drippy diadem	0		Drippy Resistance: +15, Last Available: "2020-08"
10601	Thwaitgold slug statuette	0		
10602	Rosewater's ert grey goo ring	0		Mysticality Percent: +30
10603	maroon jittery fistful of wood shavings	0		
10604	red Yeg's Motel ashtray	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10605	mirror Yeg's Motel alarm clock	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10606	tarnished oxidized gray squat Yeg's Motel toothbrush	0		Effect: "Liquidy Smoky", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2020-09"
10607	polarized Yeg's Motel hand soap	0		Effect: "Pockets of Fire", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2020-09"
10608	huge narrow Yeg's Motel sewing kit	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10609	flavorless narrow Yeg's Motel pillow mint	3	decent	Last Available: "2020-09"
10610	huge Yeg's Motel disposable razor	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10611	chilled nitrogenated Yeg's Motel mouthwash	0		Effect: "Coming Up Roses", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2020-09"
10612	Yeg's Motel shower cap of James Dean of the businessman	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Meat Drop: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-09"
10613	skewed lion tamer's Yeg's Motel bathrobe of the blizzard	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-09"
10614	teal sinister Yeg's Motel slippers of the storm	0		Spell Damage: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-09"
10615	cyan Yeg's Motel stationery	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10616	upside-down Yeg's Motel minibar key	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10617	sizzling desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10618	frost-rimed desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10619	uncanny desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10620	nasty desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10621	greasy desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10622	red pulsating chess set	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10623	bouncing shaking onyx king	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10624	onyx queen	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10625	onyx rook	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10626	onyx bishop	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10627	red onyx knight	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10628	red onyx pawn	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10629	alabaster king	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10630	alabaster queen	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10631	alabaster rook	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10632	alabaster bishop	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10633	tumbling alabaster knight	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10634	tumbling alabaster pawn	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10635	bagged Cargo Cultist Shorts	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-09"
10636	ruddy rosy-cheeked Cargo Cultist Shorts of Calamity Jane of the sewer	0		Maximum HP Percent: 70, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-09"
10637	wobbly complicated device	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10638	triple-distilled lousy flask of moonshine	7	decent	Last Available: "2020-09"
10639	beefcake's strapping sea-worn candlestick of Tarzan	0		Muscle: 30, Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2020-09"
10640	purple Universal Seasoning	0		
10641	vacuum-sealed huge null-day exploit	0		Effect: "Fan-Cooled", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2025-12"
10642	flame orb	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10643	bite-sized moldy ghostly chocolate chip muffin	1	crappy	
10644	fuchsia Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-10"
10645	huge Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read)	0		Last Available: "2020-10"
10646	packaged knock-off retro superhero cape	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-11"
10647	Vampire Slicer trench cape	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +50, Hot Resistance: +3, Cold Resistance: +3, Spooky Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +3
10648	box o' ghosts	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10649	shaking gregarious ghostling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10650	wobbly grinning ghostling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10651	ghostly greedy ghostling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10652	subscription cocoa dispenser	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10653	pressed enhanced irradiated fortifying hot cocoa	0		Effect: "Fishy Fortification", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2020-12"
10654	quadruple-galvanized chilled wobbly boiling hot cocoa	0		Effect: "Mucilaginous Mentalism", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2020-12"
10655	irradiated ionized cool hot cocoa	0		Effect: "meat.enh", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2020-12"
10656	denatured polarized teal overly-fancy hot cocoa	0		Effect: "Feet of Grapefruit", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2020-12"
10657	dry polymerized hot cocoa au beurre	0		Effect: "Human-Humanoid Hybrid", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2020-12"
10658	alkaline aerosolized lime green huge hot cocoa with rainbow marshmallows	0		Effect: "Boon of She-Who-Was", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2020-12"
10659	hardy Book of Old-Timey Carols	0		Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2020-12"
10660	shaking Crimbo smile of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2020-12"
10661	coward's SalesCo sample kit	0		Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2020-12"
10662	polymerized candy harmonica	0		Effect: "Hagg-ard", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2020-12"
10663	extra-nitrogenated anodized blinking sugar	0		Effect: "Sensation", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2020-12"
10664	boiled twirling multi-level marzipan	0		Effect: "Mushroom Might", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2020-12"
10665	mirror lard-coated plastic Crimbo caroler	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-12"
10666	studded plastic multi-level marketer	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Last Available: "2020-12"
10667	clever plastic Crimbo cheer	0		Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2020-12"
10668	banded plastic Mirth	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Last Available: "2020-12"
10669	narrow horrifying plastic Penny	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-12"
10670	overflowing gift basket	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10671	personalized wassail stein	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10672	tabletop candy dispenser	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10673	neck wreath of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10674	reassuring shining star cap	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2020-12"
10675	foul-smelling nativity shorts	0		Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-12"
10676	upside-down lightning-fast aromatic myrrh pouch	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Initiative: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10677	Annie Oakley's frankincenser	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2020-12"
10678	spinning inspector's wholesome gilded trumpet	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10679	blue groovy &quot;reusable&quot; grocery bag	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-12"
10680	perfumed wine carrier	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-12"
10681	sinister candy bucket	0		Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-12"
10682	tarnished alkaline twirling prescription teeth whitener	0		Effect: "Hobo Flavor", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2020-12"
10683	quantum mirror imported lemon lozenge	0		Effect: "Seal Clubbing Frenzy", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2020-12"
10684	dry galvanized hermedisiac cologne	0		Effect: "Bark of the Dog", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2020-12"
10685	government food shipment	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10686	government booze shipment	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10687	government candy shipment	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10688	maroon Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10689	Crimbo Carol tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10690	spinning Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10691	food drive button	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10692	booze drive button	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10693	red candy drive button	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10694	shaking food mailing list	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10695	booze mailing list	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10696	purple candy mailing list	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10697	foul-smelling occult fruit bat	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Stench Damage: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10698	jittery hardened baleful tinsel orb	0		Spell Damage: +25, Damage Reduction: 3, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Last Available: "2020-12"
10699	energetic Herculean snowpack	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Class: "Pastamancer", Last Available: "2020-12"
10700	upside-down Satan hat of the dark arts of mayonnaise	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Sauceror", Last Available: "2020-12"
10701	upside-down shaking blinking Annie Oakley's Crimbo stockings of extreme caution	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Monster Level: -25, Class: "Disco Bandit", Last Available: "2020-12"
10702	wobbly squat foul-smelling wicked poncho de azucar	0		Spell Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Last Available: "2020-12"
10703	wobbly The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1	0		Skill: "Long Winter's Nap", Last Available: "2020-12"
10704	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used)	0		Skill: "Long Winter's Nap", Last Available: "2020-12"
10705	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2	0		Skill: "Bowl Full of Jelly", Last Available: "2020-12"
10706	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used)	0		Skill: "Bowl Full of Jelly", Last Available: "2020-12"
10707	blurry blurry The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3	0		Skill: "Ashes and Soot", Last Available: "2020-12"
10708	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used)	0		Skill: "Ashes and Soot", Last Available: "2020-12"
10709	blinking The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4	0		Skill: "Eye and a Twist", Last Available: "2020-12"
10710	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used)	0		Skill: "Eye and a Twist", Last Available: "2020-12"
10711	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5	0		Skill: "Dimples, How Merry!", Last Available: "2020-12"
10712	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used)	0		Skill: "Dimples, How Merry!", Last Available: "2020-12"
10713	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6	0		Skill: "Chubby and Plump", Last Available: "2020-12"
10714	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used)	0		Skill: "Chubby and Plump", Last Available: "2020-12"
10715	spoiled miniature blinking and pepper (stale)	2	crappy	Last Available: "2020-12"
10716	perfectly mixed cranberry margarita (brackish)	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2020-12"
10717	fuzzy polar bear ears	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2020-12"
10718	narrow squat tumbling nose	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2020-12"
10719	olive goose mask	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2020-12"
10720	drinkable barrel-aged eggnog	3	good	Last Available: "2020-12"
10721	spoiled super-sized hand-crafted candy cane	5	crappy	Last Available: "2020-12"
10722	massive normal drive-thru burger	9	good	Last Available: "2020-12"
10723	hand-crafted teal Boulevardier cocktail	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2020-12"
10724	diffused Hotwire&trade; brand candy rope	0		Effect: "Vitamin-Maxed", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2020-12"
10725	stale tiny bowl full of jelly	1	decent	Last Available: "2020-12"
10726	drinkable Eye and a Twist	3	good	Last Available: "2020-12"
10727	pickled teal mirror Chubby and Plump bar	0		Effect: "Abyssal Blood", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2020-12"
10728	shaking digibritches	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10729	packaged crystal ball	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-01"
10730	jittery crystal ball	0		Initiative: +50, Last Available: "2021-01", Item Drop (sporadic): +25
10731	fresh can of paint	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-12"
10732	teal fresh coat of paint	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10733	narrow skewed emotion chip	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-02", Skill: "Emotionally Chipped"
10734	shaking spinal-fluid-covered emotion chip	0		Last Available: "2021-02", Skill: "Emotionally Chipped"
10735	robo-battery	0		
10736	Thwaitgold listening bug statuette	0		
10737	power seed	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-03"
10738	potted power plant	0		Last Available: "2021-03"
10739	non-flattened unsweetened battery (AAA)	0		Effect: "Pecan Pied Piper", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2021-03"
10740	alkaline vacuum-sealed battery (AA)	0		Effect: "Vitali Tea", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2021-03"
10741	triple-oxidized diffused battery (D)	0		Effect: "Insulated Trousers", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2021-03"
10742	dry battery (9-Volt)	0		Effect: "Hiding in Plain Sight", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2021-03"
10743	nitrogenated corrupted denatured huge battery (lantern)	0		Effect: "Items Are Forever", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2021-03"
10744	dry boiled wobbly battery (car)	0		Effect: "Surreally Buff", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2021-03"
10745	cryptocloak	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10746	marshmallow	0		
10747	watered-down perfectly mixed enchanted marshmallow bomb	2	EPIC	Effect: "Okee-Dokee, Smokee", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2021-03"
10748	mirror packaged backup camera	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-04"
10749	backup camera	0		Maximum HP / MP: +20, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Back-Up to your Last Enemy", Last Available: "2021-04"
10750	shortest-order cook	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-05"
10751	plate	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10752	modified alkaline ionized lime green short beer	0		Effect: "Super-Charged", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2021-05"
10753	liquefied tarnished short stack of pancakes	0		Effect: "Spore-Wreathed", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2021-05"
10754	anodized galvanized short stick of butter	0		Effect: "Booze Goozles", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2021-05"
10755	pressed ionized short glass of water	0		Effect: "Sinuses For Miles", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2021-05"
10756	nitrogenated quadruple-denatured spinning short	0		Effect: "Top Dog", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2021-05"
10757	mirror pulsating Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette	0		
10758	quantum of familiar	0		
10759	Da Vinci's supercool familiar scrapbook	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Show Your Boring Familiar Pictures", Last Available: "2021-06"
10760	narrow packaged familiar scrapbook	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-06"
10761	cyan squat clan underground fireworks shop	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10762	Oprah's occult dance instructor's fedora-mounted fountain	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10763	inspector's lion tamer's sombrero-mounted sparkler of the overflowing toilet	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +15, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10764	wobbly auspicious quilted Herculean porkpie-mounted popper	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Damage Absorption: +40, Item Drop: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10765	rocket	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10766	rocket	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10767	rocket	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10768	fancy adequate massive fire crackers	9	good	Effect: "Rainbow Bright", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2021-07"
10769	huge Arr, M80	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10770	dangerous Catherine Wheel of Leguizamo	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Monster Level: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10771	Jack Frost's rocket boots of the businessman	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10772	smelly dog trainer's sparkler	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10773	skewed Our Daily Candles&trade; order form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-08"
10774	polymerized Scent of a Human&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Slimy Hands", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2021-08"
10775	triple-boiled maroon twirling The Beast Within&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Disco Neuropathy", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2021-08"
10776	altered quadruple-deionized jittery Salsa Caliente&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2021-08"
10777	galvanized Smoldering Clover&trade; candle	0		Effect: "The Halls of Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2021-08"
10778	energized energized Napalm In The Morning&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Become Intensely interested", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2021-08"
10779	padded forbidden extra-large utility candle	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Damage Absorption: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10780	purple hardy runed taper candle of Calamity Jane	0		Maximum HP: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10781	greasy novelty sparkling candle of incineration of the businessman	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10782	twirling jittery stanky Oprah's Abracandalabra	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10783	greasy coward's extra-wide head candle	0		Monster Level: -20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10784	tarnished natural magick candle	0		Effect: "Disco Concentration", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2021-08"
10785	modified ionized upside-down rainbow glitter candle	0		Effect: "Boon of the Storm Tortoise", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2021-08"
10786	ionized alkaline gray banana candle	0		Effect: "[800]Chocolate Reign", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2021-08"
10787	chilled triple-polymerized ear candle	0		Effect: "License to Punch", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2021-08"
10788	aerosolized quadruple-modified votive of confidence	0		Effect: "Ancient Protected", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2021-08"
10789	miser's water candle	0		Meat Drop: +10, Water: 3, Lasts Until Rollover
10790	skewed horrifying B. L. A. R. T.	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "B. L. A. R. T. Spray (narrow)", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "B. L. A. R. T. Spray (medium)", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "B. L. A. R. T. Spray (wide)"
10791	pulsating Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette	0		
10792	jittery empty nacho cheese can	0		Water: 1
10793	literal bucket hat	0		Water: 5
10794	skewed huge rainproof barrel caulk	0		
10795	pump grease	0		
10796	packaged industrial fire extinguisher	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-09"
10797	upside-down executive avaricious auspicious perfumed dance instructor's educational industrial fire extinguisher	0		Experience: +1, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +10, Meat Drop: 70, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam 'em Up", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Polar Vortex", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam Yourself", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Blast the Area", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Zone Specific", Last Available: "2021-09"
10798	The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells	0		Skill: "Dead Nostrils", Last Available: "2021-08"
10799	The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read)	0		Skill: "Dead Nostrils", Last Available: "2021-08"
10800	1950 Vampire Vintner wine	1	awesome	Last Available: "2021-10"
10801	purple bottled Vampire Vintner	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-10"
10802	French-Transylvanian Dictionary	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10803	twirling packaged Daylight Shavings Helmet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-11"
10804	fortified deadly groovy Daylight Shavings Helmet	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Weapon Damage: +5, Damage Absorption: +60, Last Available: "2021-11"
10805	blurry eggwater	1	awesome	Last Available: "2021-12"
10806	bland bread man	3	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10807	tiny yummy plain candy cane	1	awesome	Last Available: "2021-12"
10808	snack-sized decent flour cookie	2	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10809	skewed quilted plastic food lab	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10810	wobbly resourceful plastic nog lab	0		Maximum MP: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10811	narrow plastic chem lab of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10812	yellow groovy plastic primary lab	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10813	scorching plastic Cheer Core	0		Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10814	jittery packaged medicine cabinet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-12"
10815	medicine cabinet	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10816	green mirror aromatic forbidden baleful ice crown	0		Spell Damage: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Stench Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-12"
10817	skewed ribald smooth wizardly jeans	0		Mysticality: +25, Moxie: +15, Sleaze Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-12"
10818	squat mansplainer's padded ice wrap of horror	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Monster Level: +15, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-12"
10819	fancy rotten tofu pop	4	crappy	Effect: "Blessing of the Frozen Tortellini", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2021-12"
10820	tasty snack-sized blurry bowl of prescription candy	2	awesome	Last Available: "2021-12"
10821	rotten narrow fishcake	3	crappy	Last Available: "2021-12"
10822	adequate super-sized bone broth	5	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10823	flavorless fancy star pop	3	decent	Effect: "All Blued Up", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2021-12"
10824	watered-down acceptable narrow Doc's Fortifying Wine	2	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10825	aged shaking Doc's Smartifying Wine	3	awesome	Last Available: "2021-12"
10826	perfectly mixed watered-down maroon Doc's Limbering Wine	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2021-12"
10827	fancy lousy watered-down squat Doc's Medical-Grade Wine	2	decent	Effect: "Fishy Fortification", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2021-12"
10828	modified green Homebodyl&trade;	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10829	compressed blinking jittery Extrovermectin&trade;	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10830	boiled blinking Breathitin&trade;	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10831	pickled blinking ghostly purple Fleshazole&trade;	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10832	flattened cold-filtered anti-burn cream	0		Effect: "La Bamba", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2021-12"
10833	Vulcanized anti-freeze cream	0		Effect: "Human-Beast Hybrid", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2021-12"
10834	nitrogenated bouncing anti-goosebump cream	0		Effect: "Prelude of Precision", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2021-12"
10835	pickled moist skewed anti-odor cream	0		Effect: "Dancing Prowess", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2021-12"
10836	galvanized mirror wobbly anti-creep cream	0		Effect: "Permanent Halloween", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2021-12"
10837	colloidal purple anti-pain cream	0		Effect: "Well-Swabbed Ear", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2021-12"
10838	aged Doc's Special Reserve Wine	4	awesome	Last Available: "2021-12"
10839	rotten snack-sized bread pie	2	crappy	Last Available: "2021-12"
10840	hand-crafted clear Russian	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2021-12"
10841	zero-trust tanktop	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10842	wobbly Crimbo ball	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10843	Crimbo ball	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10844	blurry blurry gooified animal matter	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10845	gooified vegetable matter	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10846	upside-down red gooified mineral matter	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10847	apple brown pudding pie	3	EPIC	Effect: "Hoity Toity", Effect Duration: 13
10848	extra-sweet chocolate and pear nog	3	good	Effect: "Hoity Toity", Effect Duration: 33
10849	coagulated plum pudding isomers	2		Effect: "Festively Experimented-Upon", Effect Duration: 50
10850	goo magnet	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10851	Fonzie's cozy scarf	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Last Available: "2021-12"
10852	decent massive huge Crimbo cookie	6	good	Last Available: "2023-06"
10853	pickled fleshy putty	0		Effect: "High Blood Chocolate Content", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2021-12"
10854	asbestos-lined third ear	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10855	festive egg sac	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10856	tumbling poisonsettia	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10857	dangerous peppermint-scented socks	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Last Available: "2021-12"
10858	the Crymbich Manuscript	0		Skill: "Ancient Crymbo Lore", Last Available: "2021-12"
10859	ghostly projectile chemistry set	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10860	ghostly wizardly depleted Crimbonium football helmet	0		Mysticality: +25, Last Available: "2021-12"
10861	bouncing synthetic rock	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10862	decent &quot;caramel&quot;	3	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10863	self-repairing earmuffs of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2021-12"
10864	carnivorous potted plant of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2021-12"
10865	jittery universal biscuit	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10866	Jeselnik's yule hatchet	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2021-12"
10867	tumbling cyan potato alarm clock	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10868	bland miniature lab-grown meat	2	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10869	hardy fleece	0		Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2021-12"
10870	skewed boxed gumball machine	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10871	spinning cloning kit	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10872	inspector's pants	0		Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2021-12"
10873	shaking shellacked Herculean sage can of mixed everything	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience (Muscle): +1, Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2021-12"
10874	Site Alpha ID badge	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10875	the Crymbich Manuscript (used)	0		Skill: "Ancient Crymbo Lore", Last Available: "2021-12"
10876	bite-sized flavorless blinking meatball	1	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10877	cloned monster	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10878	meatball machine	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10879	refurbished air fryer	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10880	vaporized blinking fried air	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10881	blinking 11-leaf clover	0		
10882	tumbling carton of astral energy drinks	0		
10883	diluted huge narrow astral energy drink	1		Effect: "Blood-Gorged", Effect Duration: 5
10884	mint condition magnifying glass	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
10885	ghostly up-at-dawn dance instructor's magnifying glass of the cheetah	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Initiative: +60, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2022-12"
10886	acceptable enchanted void lager	3	good	Effect: "Cheered Up", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2022-12"
10887	rotten void burger	3	crappy	Last Available: "2022-12"
10888	tumbling void stone	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
10889	manspreader's medical-grade therapeutic cool void shard	0		Moxie: +5, Monster Level: +10, HP Regen Min: 12, HP Regen Max: 17, Last Available: "2022-12"
10890	undrilled cosmic bowling ball	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-01"
10891	cosmic bowling ball	0		Last Available: "2022-01"
10892	tumbling combat lover's locket lockbox	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-02"
10893	spinning combat lover's locket of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip, Gear Drop: [pref(locketPhylum,demon)*50], Last Available: "2022-02"
10894	Thwaitgold protozoa statuette	0		
10895	grey gosling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-03"
10896	grey down vest	0		Experience (familiar): +2
10897	trojan horseshoe	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10898	undamaged Unbreakable Umbrella	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-04"
10899	avaricious horrifying healthy unbreakable umbrella (broken) of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +30
10900	MayDay&trade; contract	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-05"
10901	upside-down MayDay&trade; supply package	0		Last Available: "2022-05"
10902	deionized electrified pulsating emergency glowstick	0		Effect: "Prince of Seaside Town", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2022-05"
10903	tumbling survival knife of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10904	beefy crank-powered radio on a lanyard	0		Muscle: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10905	Fonzie's headlamp	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10906	zippy horrifying shellacked thermal blanket	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Spooky Damage: +25, Initiative: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10907	hardy atlas of local maps	0		Maximum HP: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10908	electrified spare battery	0		Effect: "Mitre Cut", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2022-05"
10909	space blanket	0		Last Available: "2022-05"
10910	polarized alkaline ionized ghostly single-use dust mask	0		Effect: "Happy Trails", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2022-05"
10911	polymerized extra-cold-filtered squat upside-down gaffer's tape	0		Effect: "Jalape&ntilde;o Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2022-05"
10912	yummy 20-lb can of rice and beans	3	awesome	Last Available: "2022-05"
10913	bar of freeze-dried water	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2022-05"
10914	bland expired MRE	3	decent	Last Available: "2022-05"
10915	small rotten cool mint precipice bar	2	crappy	Last Available: "2022-05"
10916	normal gray carrot cake precipice bar	4	good	Last Available: "2022-05"
10917	squat The Big Book of Every Skill	0		
10918	yellow Thwaitgold harvestman statuette	0		
10919	teal bouncing packaged June cleaver	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-06"
10920	executive smartaleck's June cleaver of courage	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Spooky Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +40, Attacks Can't Miss, Last Available: "2022-06"
10921	delicious Dad's brandy	4	awesome	Last Available: "2022-06"
10922	avaricious teacher's pen of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2022-06"
10923	snack-sized rotten shaking fire-roasted lake trout	2	crappy	Last Available: "2022-06"
10924	moldy upside-down guilty sprout	3	crappy	Last Available: "2022-06"
10925	ribald vibrating mother's necklace	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2022-06"
10926	concentrated warmed tumbling jittery trampled ticket stub	0		Effect: "Down With Chow", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2022-06"
10927	chilled triple-pressed huge blinking savings bond	0		Effect: "Abyssal Blood", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2022-06"
10928	designer sweatpants (new stock)	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-07"
10929	designer sweatpants	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flick", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flood", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Spray", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Sip", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Make Sweat-Ade", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drench Yourself in Sweat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sip Some Sweat", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Sweat Out Some Booze", Last Available: "2022-07"
10930	compressed bouncing sweat-ade	1		Effect: "Moose Wisdom", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2022-07"
10931	unopened stillsuit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-08"
10932	lime green squat stillsuit	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Damage: +10, Last Available: "2022-08"
10933	thick dinosaur	0		
10934	twirling dinosaur scale	0		
10935	pristine dinosaur feather	0		
10936	nasty dinosaur spike	0		
10937	tumbling slick pterodactyl rifle	0		Moxie: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Snipe Pterodactyl"
10938	bouncing shaking birdseed hat	0		
10939	flatusaur gasmask	0		
10940	wobbly dinosaur dart	0		
10941	ionized wet activated Dino DNAde&trade;	0		Effect: "Spiritually Awake", Effect Duration: 20
10942	dinosaur repellent	0		
10943	shaking camouflage vest of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50
10944	squat Dinodollar	0		
10945	shaking valuable dinosaur droppings	0		
10946	dinosaur pheromone kit	0		
10947	stanky frosty weightlifter's awkward dinosaur research harness	0		Muscle: +15, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25
10948	reflective vest of the ox	0		Muscle: +20
10949	smartaleck's dinosaur	0		Moxie Percent: +30
10950	huge Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette	0		
10951	packaged Jurassic Parka	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-09"
10952	Herculean experienced Jurassic Parka	0		Experience: +2, Experience (Muscle): +1, Avoid Attack: 1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Engage ultra-attractive parka mode", Last Available: "2022-09"
10953	shaking boxed autumn-aton	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-10"
10954	blinking autumn-aton	0		Last Available: "2022-10"
10955	polarized green autumn leaf	0		Effect: "Blessing of Pikachutlotal", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2022-10"
10956	artisanal triple-distilled red AutumnFest ale	8	EPIC	Last Available: "2022-10"
10957	skewed sizzling ruddy Sinatra's autumn sweater-weather sweater	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Hot Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-10"
10958	bouncing up-at-dawn asbestos-lined educational autumn debris shield of the blizzard	0		Experience: +1, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +5, Adventures: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-10"
10959	delicious autumn-spice donut	3	awesome	Last Available: "2022-10"
10960	pressed triple-altered frozen purple autumn dollar	0		Effect: "Video Game Hot Dog", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2022-10"
10961	zippy autumn leaf pendant of extreme caution of courage	0		Monster Level: -25, Spooky Resistance: +3, Initiative: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-10"
10962	boiled autumn breeze	1		Last Available: "2022-10"
10963	warmed autumn years wisdom	0		Effect: "Baconstoned", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2022-10"
10964	familiar-in-the-middle wrapper	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10965	delicious Oopsie IPA	3	awesome	Last Available: "2022-10"
10966	narrow mummified entombed cookbookbat	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-11"
10967	Yeast of Boris	0		Last Available: "2022-11"
10968	yellow St. Sneaky Pete's Whey	0		Last Available: "2022-11"
10969	Vegetable of Jarlsberg	0		Last Available: "2022-11"
10970	bland ratatouille de Jarlsberg	3	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
10971	tasty Jarlsberg's vegetable soup	3	awesome	Last Available: "2022-11"
10972	moldy roasted vegetable of Jarlsberg	3	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
10973	miniature flavorless blurry St. Pete's sneaky smoothie	2	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
10974	yummy upside-down Pete's wiley whey bar	4	awesome	Last Available: "2022-11"
10975	thick normal Pete's rich ricotta	5	good	Last Available: "2022-11"
10976	perfectly mixed blinking Boris's beer	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2022-11"
10977	moldy huge honey bun of Boris	3	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
10978	rotten teal Boris's bread	3	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
10979	narrow purple upside-down Recipe of Before Yore: ratatouille de Jarlsberg	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "ratatouille de Jarlsberg"
10980	Recipe of Before Yore: Jarlsberg's vegetable soup	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Jarlsberg's vegetable soup"
10981	tumbling Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable of J.	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "roasted vegetable of Jarlsberg"
10982	Recipe of Before Yore: St. Pete's sneaky smoothie	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "St. Pete's sneaky smoothie"
10983	ghostly Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's wily whey bar	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Pete's wiley whey bar"
10984	Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's rich ricotta	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Pete's rich ricotta"
10985	skewed Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's beer	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Boris's beer"
10986	Recipe of Before Yore: honey bun of Boris	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "honey bun of Boris"
10987	olive Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's bread	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Boris's bread"
10988	huge moldy baked veggie ricotta casserole	9	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
10989	moldy skewed plain calzone	4	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
10990	normal twirling roasted vegetable focaccia	4	good	Last Available: "2022-11"
10991	flavorless low-calorie gray Pizza of Legend	1	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
10992	decent snack-sized Calzone of Legend	2	good	Last Available: "2022-11"
10993	Recipe of Before Yore: Calzone of Legend	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Calzone of Legend"
10994	gray narrow Recipe of Before Yore: Pizza of Legend	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Pizza of Legend"
10995	tumbling Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable focaccia	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "roasted vegetable focaccia"
10996	Recipe of Before Yore: plain calzone	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "plain calzone"
10997	upside-down Recipe of Before Yore: baked veggie ricotta	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "baked veggie ricotta casserole"
10998	blinking cookbookbat book	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10999	red Recipe of Before Yore: Deep Dish of Legend	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Deep Dish of Legend"
11000	flavorless Deep Dish of Legend	3	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
11001	squat deed to Oliver's Place	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-01"
11002	drink chit	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11003	government per-diem	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11004	quilted prohie's hat	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Last Available: "2024-01"
11005	unsweetened dry imported taffy	0		Effect: "Dirty Pear", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2024-01"
11006	spinning frightening Charleston shoes of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-01"
11007	booze bindle	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11008	green greasy rare oboe of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2024-01"
11009	purple supercool bullet necklace of James Dean	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience (Moxie): +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-01"
11010	bland narrow swamp haunch	3	decent	Last Available: "2024-01"
11011	spinning perfumed gator shades of the sweet-tooth	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-01"
11012	skewed milk cap	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11013	irresponsibly strong lousy enchanted Charleston Choo-Choo	9	decent	Effect: "On a Roll", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2024-01"
11014	weak perfectly mixed special Velvet Veil	2	EPIC	Effect: "Spooky Flavor", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2024-01"
11015	perfectly mixed strong olive Marltini	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-01"
11016	tolerable blue Strong, Silent Type	3	good	Last Available: "2024-01"
11017	acceptable Mysterious Stranger	3	good	Last Available: "2024-01"
11018	acceptable distilled Champagne Shimmy	5	good	Last Available: "2024-01"
11019	fuchsia blurry jittery the Sot's parcel	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11020	upside-down ceramic cestus of the brute of the dark arts	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Punch", Last Available: "2023-12"
11021	wool smelly careful ceramic centurion shield	0		Monster Level: -10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Bash", Last Available: "2023-12"
11022	blinking chilly Oprah's ceramic celery grater	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Cold Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Grate", Last Available: "2023-12"
11023	nasty electrified vibrating ceramic celsiturometer	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Boil", Last Available: "2023-12"
11024	squat prompt greedy quilted ceramic cerecloth belt	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Meat Drop: +20, Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Skullgaze", Last Available: "2023-12"
11025	executive nasty beefy ceramic cenobite's robe	0		Muscle: +10, Stench Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Cenobitize", Last Available: "2023-12"
11026	modified upside-down ceramic scree	1		Last Available: "2023-12"
11027	wet extra-hard jawbreaker	0		Effect: "Preemptive Medicine", Effect Duration: 61
11028	chilly mansplainer's strapping chiffon chevrons	0		Muscle: +5, Monster Level: +15, Cold Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11029	occult chiffon chapeau of mayonnaise of the early riser	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Adventures: +7, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11030	wicked chiffon chamberpot of the dark arts of the glutton	0		Spell Damage: +5, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Food Drop: +100, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11031	fuchsia electrified chiffon chemise of Gandalf of the scaredy-cat	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Monster Level: -15, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11032	yellow blurry executive hardy deadly chiffon chakram	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum HP: +50, Meat Drop: +40, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11033	stanky toasty chiffon chaps of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Hot Damage: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11034	altered tumbling chiffon carbage	1		Last Available: "2023-12"
11035	extra-flattened modified chiffon lemon	0		Effect: "Cybernetic Muscles", Effect Duration: 16
11036	half-sized adequate narrow chocomotive	2	good	Last Available: "2022-12"
11037	rotten freightcake	3	crappy	Last Available: "2022-12"
11038	practically non-alcoholic bad cabooze	1	decent	Last Available: "2022-12"
11039	mirror plastic caboose	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11040	wobbly flame-wreathed plastic passenger car	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2022-12"
11041	savvy plastic dining car	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Last Available: "2022-12"
11042	nasty plastic coal car of the businessman	0		Stench Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2022-12"
11043	mirror plastic locomotive of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2022-12"
11044	packaged model train set	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-12"
11045	model train set	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11046	spinning Crimbo training manual	0		
11047	spinning Abuela Crimbo's special magnet	0		
11048	spinning Trainbot radar monocle	0		Single Equip
11049	pile of Trainbot parts	0		
11050	double-boiled wobbly Trainbot circuitry	0		Effect: "The Strength... of the Future", Effect Duration: 49
11051	cold-filtered extra-vacuum-sealed pressed Trainbot tubing	0		Effect: "Sealed Brain", Effect Duration: 14
11052	wet deionized activated Trainbot plating	0		Effect: "Sugar High", Effect Duration: 34
11053	enhanced Trainbot optics	0		Effect: "Highland Sheen", Effect Duration: 58
11054	enhanced Trainbot servomotors	0		Effect: "[1342]Slicked-Back Do", Effect Duration: 49
11055	polarized irradiated spinning Trainbot linkages	0		Effect: "Super-Mega-Charged", Effect Duration: 49
11056	ping-pong paddle	0		Single Equip
11057	ping-pong ball	0		
11058	purple Trainbot harness of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50
11059	ping-pong table	0		
11060	Crimbo train emergency brake	0		
11061	Trainbot autoassembly module	0		
11062	yellow executive scorching banded head-mounted Trainbot	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Hot Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2022-12"
11063	lime green perfumed wizardly leg-mounted Trainbots of Calamity Jane	0		Mysticality: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2022-12"
11064	jittery brainy beefy shoulder-mounted Trainbot of the cheetah	0		Muscle: +10, Mysticality: +5, Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2022-12"
11065	cinnamon machine oil	0		
11066	Crimbo crystal shards	0		
11067	acceptable spinning dregs of a Crimbo cocktail	3	good	
11068	lost elf luggage	0		
11069	lime green Trainbot luggage hook	0		Single Equip
11070	rotten honey-drenched ham slice	4	crappy	
11071	bad high-proof blurry mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine	6	decent	
11072	flavorless yellow Crimbo food scraps	3	decent	
11073	pulsating arm towel	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11074	blinking automatic wine thief	0		Single Equip
11075	table-scraper	0		Single Equip
11076	Trainbot slag	0		
11077	spinning industrially-crushed ice	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11078	yummy snack-sized steamed oyster	2	awesome	
11079	upside-down really nice lump of coal	0		
11080	spinning deactivated mini-Trainbot	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11081	pulsating spinning steam unit	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11082	red crystal Crimbo goblet	0		
11083	crystal Crimbo platter	0		
11084	perfectly mixed spirit-forward Crimbosmopolitan	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2022-12"
11085	normal big Crimbo dinner	5	good	Last Available: "2022-12"
11086	overloaded Yule battery	0		Familiar Weight: +25, Last Available: "2022-12"
11087	train whistle	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11088	ghostly The Superconductor's CPU	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2022-12"
11089	unoccupied sheep suit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-12"
11090	half-height cigar	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11091	grubby wool	0		
11092	olive Sherlock's smartaleck's grubby wool hat of vim and vigor	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Item Drop: +25
11093	inspector's frightening grubby wool scarf	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip
11094	careful mansplainer's ruddy grubby wool trousers	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Monster Level: 5
11095	careful dangerous arcane researcher's brawny grubby wool gloves	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Weapon Damage: +10, Monster Level: -10, Single Equip
11096	skewed grubby wool beerwarmer	0		
11097	artisanal twirling nice warm beer	3	EPIC	
11098	twirling grubby woolball	0		
11099	olive Rock Garden Guide	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-01"
11100	packet of rock seeds	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11101	groveling gravel	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11102	altered fruity pebble	1		Last Available: "2023-01"
11103	lodestone	0		Effect: "Loded", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2023-01"
11104	ghostly milestone	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11105	blurry bolder boulder	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11106	molehill mountain	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11107	whet stone	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11108	hard rock	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11109	stalagmite	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11110	chocolate covered ping-pong ball	0		
11112	decent half-sized pixel bread	2	good	
11113	smooth pixel whiskey	3	awesome	
11114	pixel rock	0		
11115	S.I.T. Course Voucher	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-02"
11116	S.I.T. Course Completion Certificate	0		Last Available: "2023-02"
11117	altered glob of extra-green chlorophyll	0		Effect: "Walberg's Dim Bulb", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2023-02"
11118	extra-electrified jittery yellow mushroom	0		Effect: "Your Interest is Peaked", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2023-02"
11119	wet five-fingered fern resin	0		Effect: "One For Tea", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2023-02"
11120	bite-sized bland super good fruit	1	decent	Last Available: "2023-02"
11121	altered shaking ghostly energized spores	1		Last Available: "2023-02"
11122	yellow hale thinker's hot pepper	0		Mysticality: +10, Maximum HP: +20, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Hot", Last Available: "2023-02"
11123	polarized oxidized out-of-work circus flea	0		Effect: "Analog Drunk", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2023-02"
11124	extra-grubby grub	0		Last Available: "2023-02"
11125	moist olive fire ant pheromones	0		Effect: "Boletus Swoletus", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2023-02"
11126	dry flapper fly	0		Effect: "Muddled", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2023-02"
11127	perfectly mixed shot of wasp venom	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-02"
11128	altered ionized aerosolized shaking filled mosquito	0		Effect: "Robocamo", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2023-02"
11129	pressed shaking shim of shame shale	0		Effect: "The Magical Mojomuscular Melody", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2023-02"
11130	diffused anodized squat pebble of proud pyrite	0		Effect: "You Know Who to Call", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2023-02"
11131	non-quantum cold-filtered pile of gritty sand	0		Effect: "Yeah, It's Just Gasoline", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2023-02"
11132	hollow rock	0		Last Available: "2023-02"
11133	electrified Vulcanized angry agate	0		Effect: "Scavengers Scavenging", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2023-02"
11134	energized super-galvanized pulsating tumbling lump of loyal latite	0		Effect: "Turn On, Tune In, Play Ball!", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2023-02"
11135	tiny yummy mirror shadow sausage	1	awesome	Last Available: "2023-03"
11136	lime green energetic shadow skin of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2023-03"
11137	deionized alkaline shadow flame	0		Effect: "Frozen Shoulders", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2023-03"
11138	stale jumbo gray shadow bread	5	decent	Last Available: "2023-03"
11139	shadow ice	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11140	aged skewed shadow fluid	3	awesome	Last Available: "2023-03"
11141	shadow glass	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11142	wobbly shadow brick	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11143	shadow sinew	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11144	mediocre jittery shadow venom	4	decent	Last Available: "2023-03"
11145	vaporized shaking shadow nectar	1		Effect: "Pasta Oneness", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2023-03"
11146	shellacked shadow stick of chilblains of the sweet-tooth	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Cold Damage: +25, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2023-03"
11147	sage bat paw of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Mysticality Percent: +10
11148	narrow green friendly uncursed bat paw	0		Familiar Weight: +3
11149	goblin cape of the blizzard of courage of the boozehound	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +3, Booze Drop: +100
11150	flame-wreathed uncursed goblin cape	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10
11151	teal mirror rosewater-soaked dragon wishbone of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +3
11152	bouncing occult uncursed dragon wishbone	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25
11153	studded cool stats of courage of the businessman	0		Moxie: +5, Damage Absorption: +80, Spooky Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +50
11154	frightening uncursed stats	0		Spooky Damage: +5
11155	olive wizardly beefy arcane orb	0		Muscle: +10, Mysticality: +25
11156	twirling fortified uncursed arcane orb	0		Damage Absorption: +60
11157	censurious machete	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3
11158	auspicious uncursed machete	0		Item Drop: +10
11159	ghostly blanket	0		
11160	uncursed blanket	0		
11161	ribald coward's brainy medallion	0		Mysticality: +5, Monster Level: -20, Sleaze Damage: +10
11162	Jim Carey's uncursed medallion	0		Monster Level: +25
11163	Advanced Pig Skinning	0		
11164	huge The Cheese Wizard's Companion	0		
11165	wobbly Jazz Agent sheet music	0		
11166	narrow teal Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette	0		
11167	shadowy cheat sheet	0		Free Pull
11168	pulsating closed-circuit phone system	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-03"
11169	closed-circuit pay phone	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11170	shadow lighter	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11171	shadow heptahedron	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11172	blue shadow snowflake	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11173	shadow heart	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11174	jittery shadow bucket	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11175	spinning narrow shadow wave	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11176	Rufus's shadow lodestone	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11177	ghostly groovy stylish shadow chef's hat of the early riser	0		Moxie: +25, Moxie Percent: +10, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2023-03"
11178	lightning-fast gravedigger's sinister shadow trousers	0		Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2023-03"
11179	family-friendly Tesla shadow hammer	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2023-03"
11180	shadow monocle of Gandalf of the sewer of Flo-Jo	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +25, Initiative: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-03"
11181	shadow candle	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shadow Flame", Last Available: "2023-03"
11182	adequate shadow hot dog	4	good	Last Available: "2023-03"
11183	boozy smooth ghostly shadow martini	5	awesome	Last Available: "2023-03"
11184	dehydrated shadow pill	1		Effect: "Jingle Jangle Jingle", Effect Duration: 30
11185	shadow needle	0		
11186	cursed monkey's paw	0		All Attributes: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, All Resistance: +2, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Slap", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Tickle", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Evil Monkey Eye", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Peace Sign", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Point", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Punch", Last Available: "2023-04"
11187	monkey glove	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-04"
11188	Vulcanized shadow candy	0		Effect: "Shrimpin' Ain't Easy", Effect Duration: 54
11189	replica Mr. Accessory	0		
11190	cyan replica Dark Jill-O-Lantern	0		
11191	replica hand turkey outline	0		
11192	replica crimbo elfling	0		
11193	replica pygmy bugbear shaman	0		
11194	spinning dedigitizer schematic: cyburger	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11195	shaking replica gravy-covered maypole	0		Item Drop: +25
11196	pulsating replica wax lips	0		Experience: +3
11197	replica Tome of Snowcone Summoning	0		
11198	dedigitizer schematic: cybeer	0		Last Available: "2025-12", Softcore Only
11199	quilted Socratic replica jewel-eyed wizard hat of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Damage Absorption: +40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Magic Missile"
11200	studded beefcake's weightlifter's replica bottle-rocket crossbow	0		Muscle: 40, Damage Absorption: +80, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire red bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire blue bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire orange bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire purple bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire black bottle-rocket"
11201	lightning-fast scorching crafty deadly replica navel ring of navel gazing	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum MP: +10, Hot Damage: +25, Initiative: +40, Single Equip, Item Drop (sporadic): 4.25, Meat Drop (sporadic): 4.25
11202	wizardly replica V for Vivala mask of James Dean	0		Mysticality: +25, Experience (Moxie): +3, Single Equip, Combat Item Damage Percent: 50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Creepy Grin"
11203	foul-smelling Newton's replica haiku katana of the businessman	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Stench Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Raindrop Attack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summer Siesta", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Falling Leaf Whirlwind", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Winter's Bite Technique", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "The 17 Cuts"
11204	gray replica box of fireworks	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire off a Roman Candle", Item Drop (sporadic): +12.5
11205	replica cotton candy cocoon	0		
11206	prompt censurious Jack Frost's replica Elvish sunglasses of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play an Accordion Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Guitar Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Drum Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Flute Solo"
11207	maroon replica squamous polyp	0		
11208	replica stone sphere	0		
11209	smelly Temple Grandin's MacGyver's replica Greatest American Pants	0		Maximum MP: +100, Familiar Weight: +7, Stench Spell Damage: +10
11210	replica organ grinder	0		
11211	sage replica Juju Mojo Mask of the brute of bravery	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Mysticality Percent: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip
11212	frightening veiny studded replica Operation Patriot Shield	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum HP: +10, Spooky Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Shield", Variable
11213	replica Libram of Resolutions	0		
11214	padded Fonzie's replica plastic vampire fangs of the dark arts	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Damage Absorption: +20, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Feed"
11215	replica angel	0		
11216	brainy replica Camp Scout backpack	0		Mysticality: +5, Drops Items
11217	bouncing replica deactivated nanobots	0		
11218	blinking shaking replica Apathargic Bandersnatch	0		
11219	bouncing replica Smith's Tome	0		
11220	replica over-the-shoulder Folder Holder	0		
11221	bouncing replica Order of the Green Thumb Order Form	0		
11222	shrink-wrapped Cincho de Mayo	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-05"
11223	aromatic sinister Cincho de Mayo of the empath	0		Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Weight: +5, Stench Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Dispense Salt and Lime", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Soundtrack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Fiesta Exit", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Projectile Piñata", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Foul", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Confetti Extravaganza", Last Available: "2023-05"
11224	twirling dedigitizer schematic: psilocyber mushroom	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11225	red upside-down replica Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab	0		
11226	blinking replica still grill	0		
11227	squat shaking replica Crimbo sapling	0		
11228	replica puck	0		
11229	teal replica Chateau Mantegna room key	0		
11230	replica Deck of Every Card	0		
11231	replica Source terminal	0		
11232	gray replica disconnected intergnat	0		
11233	red replica Witchess Set	0		
11234	bouncing replica genie bottle	0		
11235	tumbling replica space planula	0		
11236	replica unpowered Robortender	0		
11237	replica Neverending Party invitation envelope	0		
11238	jittery replica January's Garbage Tote	0		
11239	narrow replica God Lobster Egg	0		
11240	inspector's smelly curative replica Fourth of May Cosplay Saber	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +15, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Use the Force"
11241	Annie Oakley's clever shellacked baleful replica Kramco Sausage-o-Matic&trade; of chilblains	0		Spell Damage: +25, Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum MP: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +25
11242	wool toasty nippy careful sharpshooter's healthy Herculean smooth replica hewn moon-rune spoon of Calamity Jane of the empath of doom	0		Moxie: +15, Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Critical Hit Percent: 25, Monster Level: -10, Familiar Weight: +5, Cold Damage: +10, Hot Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Alters Page Text, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Dragoon Platoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spittoon Monsoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Festoon Buffoon", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
11243	replica baby camelCalf	0		
11244	upside-down greedy Sherlock's shellacked wicked replica Powerful Glove of vim and vigor	0		Spell Damage: +5, Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Item Drop: +25, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Replace Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Shrink Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Invisible Avatar", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Triple Size"
11245	greasy scandalous studded deadly replica Cargo Cultist Shorts	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Damage Absorption: +80, Sleaze Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
11246	toasty Oprah's energetic vibrating hardened replica industrial fire extinguisher of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum MP Percent: 80, Hot Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam 'em Up", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Polar Vortex", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam Yourself", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Blast the Area", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Zone Specific"
11247	replica crystal ball	0		Initiative: +50, Item Drop (sporadic): +25
11248	huge replica emotion chip	0		Skill: "Replica Emotionally Chipped"
11249	scandalous replica Jurassic Parka of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Sleaze Damage: +5, Avoid Attack: 1
11250	replica grey gosling	0		
11251	replica designer sweatpants	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flick", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flood", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Spray", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Sip", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Make Sweat-Ade", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drench Yourself in Sweat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sip Some Sweat", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Sweat Out Some Booze"
11252	replica plastic pumpkin bucket	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +13, Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.35
11253	pulsating replica Ten Dollars	0		
11254	red healthy fortified boxer's replica Cincho de Mayo of Leguizamo	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Monster Level: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Dispense Salt and Lime", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Soundtrack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Fiesta Exit", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Projectile Piñata", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Foul", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Confetti Extravaganza"
11255	Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette	0		
11256	shrink-wrapped 2002 Mr. Store Catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-06"
11257	2002 Mr. Store Catalog	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11258	resourceful Sinatra's brainy &quot;I survived Y2K&quot; T-Shirt of the brazier of doom of the detective	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum MP: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-06"
11259	Letter from Carrie Bradshaw	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11260	blurry prompt family-friendly pro skateboard	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Adventures: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Do a Kickflip", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Do a Method!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Do an epic McTwist!", Last Available: "2023-06"
11261	Mr. Accessaturday	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11262	blinking Meat Butler	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11263	red Loathing Idol Microphone	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11264	Charter: Nellyville	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11265	blue Manual of Secret Door Detection	0		Last Available: "2023-06", Skill: "Secret Door Awareness"
11266	spinning Flash Liquidizer Ultra Dousing Accessory of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Douse Foe", Last Available: "2023-06"
11267	wool brawny beefcake's Amulet of Perpetual Darkness of wisdom	0		Muscle: +25, Mysticality: +15, Muscle Percent: +20, Cold Resistance: +1, Blind, Last Available: "2023-06"
11268	skewed Giant monolith	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11269	teal Crimbo cookie sheet	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11270	VHS Tape	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11271	quadruple-denatured triple-ionized purple bouncing scroll of minor invulnerability	0		Effect: "Hoity Toity", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2023-06"
11272	Lapis Lazuli	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11273	skewed Eye Agate	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11274	Azurite	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11275	ghostly Arrow (+1)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11276	double-oxidized liquefied scroll of protection from lycanthropes	0		Effect: "Gamer Rage", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2023-06"
11277	Loathing Idol Microphone (75% charged)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11278	Loathing Idol Microphone (50% charged)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11279	mirror twirling Loathing Idol Microphone (25% charged)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11280	Replica 2002 Mr. Store Catalog	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11281	fuchsia narrow Mr. Big's Wallet	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11282	watered-down drinkable Sexy Cosmo	2	good	Last Available: "2023-06"
11283	Souvenir Chopsticks	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11284	wicked red-soled high heels of the bloodbag of the scaredy-cat	0		Spell Damage: +5, Maximum HP: +100, Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2023-06"
11285	spoiled cyburger	3	crappy	Last Available: "2025-12"
11286	Sherlock's ncle leg	0		Item Drop: +25
11287	censurious supercharged rutabuga bag	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Sleaze Resistance: +3
11288	wholesome mesquito proboscis	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10
11289	experienced senate fly thorax	0		Experience: +2
11290	pickled bug juice	0		Effect: "Neuromancy", Effect Duration: 24
11291	double-paned spider leg	0		Cold Resistance: +5
11292	Usain Bolt's beetle antenna	0		Initiative: +80
11293	executive mantis skull	0		Meat Drop: +40
11294	liquefied galvanized chitin powder	0		Effect: "Creepin' Up on You", Effect Duration: 19
11295	lard-coated deadly daddy shortlegs leg	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
11296	Temple Grandin's birdybug antenna of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: 12
11297	rock-hard forbidden kilopede skull	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Damage Reduction: 5
11298	alkaline dry haemolymphnode	0		Effect: "Greasy Peasy", Effect Duration: 48
11299	deionized ghostly huge chitin powder paste	0		Effect: "Destructive Resolve", Effect Duration: 69
11300	sleeping patriotic eagle	0		Free Pull
11301	claw-held flag	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11302	souvenir flag	0		
11303	gray name change form	0		
11304	replica sleeping patriotic eagle	0		
11305	wobbly boxed august scepter	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-08"
11306	august scepter	0		All Attributes: +15, HP Regen Min: 10, HP Regen Max: 15, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 1st: Mountain Climbing Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 2nd: Find an Eleven-Leaf Clover Day", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 3rd: Watermelon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 4th: Water Balloon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 5th: Oyster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 6th: Fresh Breath Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 7th: Lighthouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 8th: Cat Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 9th: Hand Holding Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 10th: World Lion Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 11th: Presidential Joke Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 12th: Elephant Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 13th: Left/Off Hander's Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 14th: Financial Awareness  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 15th: Relaxation Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 16th: Roller Coaster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 17th: Thriftshop Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 18th: Serendipity Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 19th: Honey Bee Awareness Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 20th: Mosquito Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 21st: Spumoni Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 22nd: Tooth Fairy Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 23rd: Ride the Wind Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 24th: Waffle Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 25th: Banana Split Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 26th: Toilet Paper Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 27th: Just Because Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 28th: Race Your Mouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 29th: More Herbs, Less Salt  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 30th: Beach Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 31st: Cabernet Sauvignon  Day!", Last Available: "2023-08"
11307	decent special watermelon	3	good	Effect: "Punch Another Day", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2023-08"
11308	spinning watermelon seed	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11309	water balloon	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11310	thriftshop coupon	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11311	bland big waffle	5	decent	Last Available: "2023-08"
11312	fixodent	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11313	auspicious lard-coated cat o' nine teeth	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2023-08"
11314	jittery zippy careful tooth cap	0		Monster Level: -10, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2023-08"
11315	toothy trousers of Tarzan of courage	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2023-08"
11316	rotten red banana split	3	crappy	Last Available: "2023-08"
11317	ghostly handful of toilet paper	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11318	blurry Mrs. Rush	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11319	medal	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-08"
11320	practically non-alcoholic acceptable bottle of Cabernet Sauvignon	1	good	Last Available: "2023-08"
11321	jittery careful studded Herculean baywatch	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Damage Absorption: +80, Monster Level: -10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-08", Nonstackable Watch
11322	mirror Pocket Guide to Mild Evil	0		Last Available: "2023-07", Skill: "Perpetrate Mild Evil"
11323	Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used)	0		Last Available: "2023-07", Skill: "Perpetrate Mild Evil"
11324	huge consolation ribbon	0		Familiar Weight: -10, Experience (familiar): -1, Last Available: "2023-08"
11325	replica august scepter	0		All Attributes: +15, HP Regen Min: 10, HP Regen Max: 15, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 1st: Mountain Climbing Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 2nd: Find an Eleven-Leaf Clover Day", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 3rd: Watermelon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 4th: Water Balloon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 5th: Oyster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 6th: Fresh Breath Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 7th: Lighthouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 8th: Cat Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 9th: Hand Holding Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 10th: World Lion Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 11th: Presidential Joke Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 12th: Elephant Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 13th: Left/Off Hander's Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 14th: Financial Awareness  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 15th: Relaxation Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 16th: Roller Coaster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 17th: Thriftshop Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 18th: Serendipity Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 19th: Honey Bee Awareness Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 20th: Mosquito Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 21st: Spumoni Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 22nd: Tooth Fairy Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 23rd: Ride the Wind Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 24th: Waffle Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 25th: Banana Split Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 26th: Toilet Paper Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 27th: Just Because Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 28th: Race Your Mouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 29th: More Herbs, Less Salt  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 30th: Beach Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 31st: Cabernet Sauvignon  Day!"
11326	Thwaitgold fairyfly statue	0		
11327	residual chitin paste	0		Skill: "Chitinous Soul"
11328	diluted concentrated cooking	1		
11329	twisted meat	1		Effect: "Blood-Gorged", Effect Duration: 5
11330	dried sparkling orb	1		
11331	modified hardening cream	1		
11332	denatured wobbly pool shark hair oil	1		Effect: "Haunted Liver", Effect Duration: 25
11333	book of facts	0		Skill: "Just the Facts", Last Available: "2023-09"
11334	squat book of facts (dog-eared)	0		Skill: "Just the Facts", Last Available: "2023-09"
11335	ghostly Dark Jill-of-All-Trades	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-10"
11336	ghostly LED candle	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2023-10"
11337	map to a candy-rich block	0		Last Available: "2023-10"
11338	electrified jittery sampler size toothpaste	0		Effect: "Mmmmmelon", Effect Duration: 59
11339	Franken Stein	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Toast your enemy"
11340	A Guide to Burning Leaves	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-11", Leaves: +0.5
11341	skewed inflammable leaf	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11342	rake	0		Item Drop: +1, Last Available: "2023-11", Leaves: +1.5
11343	Jack Frost's rake	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2023-11", Leaves: +1.5
11344	autumnic bomb	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11345	forest canopy bed	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11346	day shortener	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11347	extra time	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11348	ribald sage autumnal aegis	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2023-11"
11349	warmed spinning olive distilled resin	0		Effect: "Coal-Powered", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2023-11"
11350	blurry super-heated leaf	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11351	lit leaf lasso	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11352	pulsating tied-up leaflet	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11353	tied-up monstera	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11354	tied-up leaviathan	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11355	tumbling zippy Jim Carey's impromptu torch	0		Monster Level: +25, Initiative: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-11"
11356	fuchsia Socratic smooth fig leaf	0		Moxie: +15, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-11"
11357	electrified educational smoldering drape	0		Experience: +1, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-11"
11358	smoldering leafcutter ant egg	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11359	skewed nippy Temple Grandin's mansplainer's educational groovy leaf crown of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Moxie Percent: +10, Experience: +1, Monster Level: +15, Familiar Weight: +7, Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2023-11"
11360	miniature yummy leafy browns	2	awesome	Last Available: "2023-11"
11361	aerosolized pressed autumnic balm	0		Effect: "Antibiotic Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2023-11"
11362	galvanized coping juice	0		Effect: "Castaway Physique", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2023-11"
11363	red auspicious rosewater-soaked savvy candy cane sword cane of the empath of incineration	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Surprisingly Sweet Stab", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Surprisingly Sweet Slash", Last Available: "2023-12", Rollover Effect Duration: 250
11364	pulsating blue wrapped candy cane sword cane	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-12"
11365	Elf Guard patrol cap	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11366	Elf Guard hotpants	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11367	Crimbuccaneer tricorn	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11368	Crimbuccaneer breeches	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11369	automa-bot parts	0		
11370	twirling security automa-core	0		
11371	clerical automa-core	0		
11372	ghostly handful of Boltsmann bearings	0		
11373	Spring Bros. solenoid	0		
11374	Spring Bros. ID badge	0		
11375	Boltsmann ID badge	0		
11376	mirror housekeeping automa-core	0		
11377	spinning housekeeping robot	0		
11378	yummy pickled bread	4	awesome	Last Available: "2023-12"
11379	miniature flavorless salted mutton	2	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11380	rotten corned beet	3	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11381	tiny plastic Elf Guard Armory	0		Weapon Damage: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Elf Guard Armory"
11382	tiny plastic Crimbuccaneer Grog Hall	0		Booze Drop: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Crimbuccaneer Grog Hall"
11383	tiny plastic Elf Guard Mess Hall	0		Food Drop: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Elf Guard Mess Hall"
11384	tiny Crimbuccaneer Foundry	0		Initiative: +3, Display Name: "tiny Crimbuccaneer Foundry"
11385	tiny plastic Abuela's Cottage (Pirate Control)	0		All Attributes: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Abuela's Cottage (Pirate Control)"
11386	pirate encryption key alpha	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11387	ghostly pirate encryption key bravo	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11388	pirate encryption key charlie	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11389	pirate encryption key delta	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11390	wardrobe-o-matic	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11391	futuristic shirt	0		Lasts Until Rollover
11392	futuristic hat	0		Lasts Until Rollover
11393	futuristic collar	0		Lasts Until Rollover
11394	crated wardrobe-o-matic	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11395	bland mirror peppermint donut	4	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11396	gray Elf Guard insignia (private) of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Last Available: "2023-12"
11397	MacGyver's Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint)	0		Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2023-12"
11398	military-grade peppermint oil	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11399	Crimbuccaneer whale oil	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11400	Elf Guard tinsel grenade	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11401	practically non-alcoholic hand-crafted Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail	1	super ultra mega EPIC	Last Available: "2023-12"
11402	Elf Army machine parts	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11403	Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11404	healthy Fonzie's Crimbuccaneer lantern of incineration	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2023-12"
11405	Crimbuccaneer flotsam	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11406	blinking Crimbuccaneer invasion map	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11407	padded Crimbuccaneer shirt	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Last Available: "2023-12"
11408	Elf Guard MPC	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11409	Crimbuccaneer piece of 12	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11410	bouncing Elf Guard commandeering gloves of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12", Piece of Twelve Drop: 0.5
11411	quantum wobbly blurry Elf Guard eyedrops	0		Effect: "Rat-Faced", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2023-12"
11412	squat Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11413	twirling squat Elf Guard honor present	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11414	squat blinking lightning-fast foul-smelling Elf Guard officer's sidearm	0		Stench Damage: +10, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2023-12"
11415	jittery horrifying scorching Elf Guard insignia (general)	0		Hot Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11416	practically non-alcoholic drinkable Crimbow Rainbo	1	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11417	Elf Guard strategic map	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11418	Crimbuccaneer captain's purse	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11419	blurry horrifying Elf Guard broom of the sweet-tooth	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2023-12"
11420	inspector's aromatic toasty Crimbuccaneer tavern swab	0		Hot Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2023-12"
11421	lime green Elf Guard hangover cure	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11422	aged skewed old-school pirate grog	3	awesome	Last Available: "2023-12"
11423	stale miniature grog nuts	2	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11424	prompt lion tamer's sawed-off blunderbuss of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Experience (familiar): +2, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2023-12"
11425	practically non-alcoholic artisanal officer's nog	1	super ultra mega EPIC	Last Available: "2023-12"
11426	narrow peppermint bomb	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11427	bland sundae ration	4	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11428	huge moldy peppermint tack	7	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11429	spinning spinning Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Cooking", Last Available: "2023-12"
11430	adequate half-sized whalesteak	2	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11431	auspicious Oprah's whalegun of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11432	green squat Cocktails of the Age of Sail	0		Skill: "Old-School Cocktailcrafting", Last Available: "2023-12"
11433	Elf Guard payroll bag	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11434	toasty MacGyver's stiffened Elf Guard clipboard	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum MP: +100, Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11435	dangerous pegfinger	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12", MPC Drop: 0.5
11436	hand-crafted and claret	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-12"
11437	Elf Guard and beret of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2023-12"
11438	veiny arcane researcher's Da Vinci's shipwright's hammer	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11439	bouncing frightening Sinatra's gunwale of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Experience (Moxie): +5, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11440	clever fortified Fonzie's Kelflar vest	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2023-12"
11441	galvanized pickled whale cerebrospinal fluid	0		Effect: "Disdain of the Storm Tortoise", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2023-12"
11442	huge personal trainer's stylish Crimbuccaneer runebone	0		Moxie: +25, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11443	cannonbomb	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11444	scandalous extremely unsafe Elf Guard mouthknife	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11445	squat rock-hard brawny Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating)	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Damage Reduction: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11446	avaricious Elf Guard fuel tank	0		Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2023-12"
11447	rosewater-soaked smooth massive wrench of chilblains	0		Moxie: +15, Cold Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2023-12"
11448	double-paned extremely unsafe brown pirate pants	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11449	Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Extortion Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11450	The Encyclopedia of Fruit	0		Skill: "Fruit Recognition", Last Available: "2023-12"
11451	punching mirror	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11452	baleful experienced brainy Elf dessert spoon of the bloodbag of extreme caution of the overflowing toilet	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience: +2, Spell Damage: +25, Maximum HP: +100, Monster Level: -25, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2023-12"
11453	weightlifter's Elf Guard SCUBA tank of temperance	0		Muscle: +15, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Adventure Underwater, Last Available: "2023-12"
11454	wobbly Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Relaxation Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11455	jittery sinister slick free boots	0		Moxie: +10, Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "The Old One-Two (Kick)", Last Available: "2023-12"
11456	gray baby rigging snake	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11457	mirror lard-coated Lo Pan's chaotic Elvish underarmor	0		Spell Critical Percent: 40, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11458	yellow Jim Carey's Herculean Crimbuccaneer bombjacket	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Monster Level: +25, Combat Item Damage Percent: 100, Last Available: "2023-12"
11459	tasty sugarplum ration	3	awesome	Last Available: "2023-12"
11460	adequate gingerbread nylons	3	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11461	bland rum-soaked fruitcake	4	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11462	bland lime	4	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11463	bite-sized flavorless twirling gingerbread pirate	1	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11464	stale upside-down fruit-stuffed rumcake	4	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11465	bad mulled wine	3	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11466	hand-crafted fancy irresponsibly strong Swedish coffee	10	EPIC	Effect: "Human-Hippy Hybrid", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2023-12"
11467	mediocre narrow canteen of eggnog	3	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11468	boozy hand-crafted special jittery hot wine	5	EPIC	Effect: "Dance of the Sugar Fairy", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2023-12"
11469	smooth Jamaican coffee	3	awesome	Last Available: "2023-12"
11470	lousy flask of egggrog	3	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11471	Black and White Apron Enrollment Form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-12"
11472	Black and White Apron Meal Kit	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11473	pirate encryption key (complete)	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11474	high-proof mediocre tumbling yule grog	9	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11475	yummy fuchsia wet tack	3	awesome	Last Available: "2023-12"
11476	gigantic spoiled whalecake	7	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11477	greedy asbestos-lined occult gunwale whalegun	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Hot Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shoot, Gunwale Whalegun, Shoot!", Last Available: "2023-12"
11478	drinkable watered-down blinking and claret	2	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11479	rigging knot	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11480	fuchsia trick coin	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11481	lime green censurious foul-smelling Elf Guard squirtgun	0		Stench Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Peppermint Squirt", Last Available: "2023-12"
11482	tumbling chest of &quot;pirate gold&quot;	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11483	yellow sequin-encrusted sweater of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2023-12"
11484	green lightning-fast Sherlock's electrified replica Elf Guard medal	0		Item Drop: +25, Initiative: +40, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11485	Lil' Snowball Factory	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11486	blinking Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11487	prank Crimbo card	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11488	gravedigger's extremely unsafe Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11489	My First Paycheck envelope	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11490	therapeutic rosy-cheeked barnacle-encrusted sweater of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +30, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2023-12"
11491	energetic hardy Crimbuccaneer nose ring of the brazier	0		Maximum HP: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2023-12"
11492	pet anchor	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11493	Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11494	Elf Guard safety bear	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11495	kraken	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11496	jittery precision snowball	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11497	bouncing Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used)	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Cooking", Last Available: "2023-12"
11498	squat Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used)	0		Skill: "Old-School Cocktailcrafting", Last Available: "2023-12"
11499	Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used)	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Extortion Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11500	The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used)	0		Skill: "Fruit Recognition", Last Available: "2023-12"
11501	ghostly Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used)	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Relaxation Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11502	quadruple-Vulcanized blinking military candy cane	0		Effect: "Hair on Your Chest", Effect Duration: 34
11503	nitrogenated ionized fuchsia groggipop	0		Effect: "Painted-On Bikini", Effect Duration: 57
11504	Da Vinci's moss mace of the cheetah	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Initiative: +60, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Moss Mugging", Last Available: "2024-12"
11505	razor-sharp Newton's moss megaphone	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Megaphone Whisper", Last Available: "2024-12"
11506	auspicious healthy moss medal	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Brandish Moss Medal", Last Available: "2024-12"
11507	moss mitre of the storm of the early riser	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Adventures: +7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Soul Genuflection", Last Available: "2024-12"
11508	lime green clever steel-toed moss mantle	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum MP: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drop Mantle", Last Available: "2024-12"
11509	wholesome Sinatra's moss marlinspike	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Extra Pickpocket, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11510	distilled wobbly squat fuchsia moss mulch	1		Last Available: "2024-12"
11511	deionized ionized moss floss	0		Effect: "Goldentongue", Effect Duration: 20
11512	adobe arsecover	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11513	adobe adze	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11514	adobe abacus	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11515	adobe ayam	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11516	adobe ascot	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11517	adobe abaya	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11518	dehydrated blurry adobe assortment	1		Effect: "Papowerful", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2024-12"
11519	improved adjusted adobe brittle	0		Effect: "Demonic Taint", Effect Duration: 28
11520	executive toasty curative crepe paper phrygian cap	0		Hot Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +40, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Pull down your crepe paper phrygian cap", Last Available: "2025-12"
11521	prompt Jack Frost's studded crepe paper parachute cape	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2025-12"
11522	Temple Grandin's quilted crepe paper pie clip of horror	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Familiar Weight: +7, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Look through your crepe paper pie clip", Last Available: "2025-12"
11523	tumbling spinning executive sharpshooter's Samson's crepe paper puzzle cube	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play with your crepe paper puzzle", Last Available: "2025-12"
11524	skewed Jeselnik's gravedigger's crepe paper plunge camisole of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Spooky Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Leave nothing to the imagination", Last Available: "2025-12"
11525	jittery scandalous brainy crepe paper polka charm of the empath	0		Mysticality: +5, Familiar Weight: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Embrace polka", Last Available: "2025-12"
11526	vaporized skewed crepe paper pared cuttings	1		Effect: "Patched In", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2025-12"
11527	oxidized ionized improved pulsating skewed crepe paper peanut candy	0		Effect: "Full of Vinegar", Effect Duration: 35
11528	dog trainer's petrified wood war pike of horror	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2025-12"
11529	twirling forbidden razor-sharp petrified wood waist protector	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip, Avoid Attack: 1, Last Available: "2025-12"
11530	Annie Oakley's occult petrified wood wizard's pouch	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Single Equip, Lantern: 2, Lantern Element: "Hot", Lantern Element: "None", Last Available: "2025-12"
11531	mirror energetic petrified wood water purifier of the detective	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Item Drop: +20, Lantern: 2, Lantern Element: "Cold", Lantern Element: "Sleaze", Last Available: "2025-12"
11532	wobbly auspicious petrified wood whoopie panama of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2025-12", Thorns: 1
11533	Lo Pan's Oprah's petrified wood walking pants	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2025-12"
11534	dried petrified wood waste parts	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11535	super-magnetized oxidized shaking petrified wood wafer praline	0		Effect: "Turn On, Tune In, Play Ball!", Effect Duration: 28
11536	hand-crafted cybeer	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-12"
11537	ICEbox	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11538	squat wired underwear	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Refresh HP", Last Available: "2025-12"
11539	green encrypted shuriken	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Encrypted Shuriken", Last Available: "2025-12"
11540	baby chest mimic	0		Free Pull
11541	huge googly chest eyes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11542	mimic egg	0		
11543	greasy Crimbuccaneer war standard of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11544	mirror perfumed Elf Guard war standard of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11545	in-the-box spring shoes	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-02"
11546	mirror Samson's sage spring shoes	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience (Muscle): +5, Item Drop: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Away", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Kick", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Growth Spurt", Drops Items, Last Available: "2024-02"
11547	pickled upside-down tumbling ultra-soft ferns	0		Effect: "Raging Animal", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2024-02"
11548	double-corrupted crunchy brush	0		Effect: "Your Interest is Peaked", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2024-02"
11549	squat smashed scientific equipment	0		
11550	biphasic molecular oculus	0		No Pull
11551	triphasic molecular oculus	0		
11552	squat high-tension exoskeleton	0		Avoid Attack: 1
11553	ultra-high-tension exoskeleton	0		Avoid Attack: 2
11554	narrow irresponsible-tension exoskeleton	0		Avoid Attack: 3
11555	quick-release belt pouch	0		Single Equip
11556	quick-release fannypack	0		Single Equip
11557	bouncing quick-release utility belt	0		Single Equip
11558	medical-grade motion sensor	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
11559	twirling focused magnetron pistol	0		Single Equip
11560	pulsating packaged Everfull Dart Holster	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-03"
11561	greedy brainy Everfull Dart Holster	0		Mysticality: +5, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-03"
11562	research fragment	0		
11563	Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette	0		
11564	boxed Apriling band helmet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-04"
11565	up-at-dawn zippy avaricious manspreader's Van der Graaf Apriling band helmet	0		Monster Level: +10, Meat Drop: +30, Initiative: +20, Adventures: +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2024-04"
11566	double-paned veiny Apriling band saxophone of the overflowing toilet of the cheetah	0		Maximum HP: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +5, Initiative: +60, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11567	blinking family-friendly knitted Apriling band quad tom of the ox of the glutton	0		Muscle: +20, Cold Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Food Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11568	Tesla electrified cool Apriling band tuba of the ox of the empath	0		Muscle: +20, Moxie: +5, Familiar Weight: +5, MP Regen Min: 10, MP Regen Max: 15, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11569	asbestos-lined lion tamer's clever baleful boxer's Apriling band staff of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Muscle Percent: +10, Spell Damage: +25, Maximum MP: +20, Experience (familiar): +2, Hot Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11570	Apriling band piccolo	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11571	mirror boxed Mayam Calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-05"
11572	Mayam Calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-05"
11573	adequate lime green wobbly jittery yam	3	good	Last Available: "2024-05"
11574	bad yam martini	3	decent	Last Available: "2024-05"
11575	fortified acceptable tumbling spinning sweet potato o' mine	5	good	Last Available: "2024-05"
11576	watered-down special acceptable Southern yam	2	good	Effect: "Ode to Booze", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2024-05"
11577	bad sweet potato punch	4	decent	Last Available: "2024-05"
11578	special immense adequate Mayam spinach	6	good	Effect: "Mana Tea", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2024-05"
11579	bite-sized yummy squat yam and swiss	1	awesome	Last Available: "2024-05"
11580	Usain Bolt's perfumed yam cannon of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Stench Resistance: +5, Initiative: +80, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11581	yam cannon	0		Initiative: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11582	yam battery	0		Last Available: "2024-05"
11583	yam stinkbomb	0		Last Available: "2024-05"
11584	hardy forbidden dangerous furry yam buckler	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11585	upside-down thanksgiving bomb	0		Last Available: "2024-05"
11586	Sherlock's ribald curative yamtility belt	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Item Drop: +25, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11587	spoiled jumbo yam slider	5	crappy	Last Available: "2024-05"
11588	flavorless special yam mayo	4	decent	Effect: "Discomfited", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2024-05"
11589	moldy yam burrito	3	crappy	Last Available: "2024-05"
11590	visual packet sniffer	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11591	mini kiwi egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-06"
11592	squat aviator goggles	0		
11593	Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model	0		
11594	decent super-sized mini kiwi	5	good	Last Available: "2024-06"
11595	frightening mini kiwi bikini of dire peril of the early riser	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Spooky Damage: +5, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2024-06"
11596	weak aged special blurry pulsating mini kiwitini	2	awesome	Effect: "Oh Snap", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2024-06"
11597	blue mini kiwi invisible dirigible	0		Familiar Weight: -20, Last Available: "2024-06"
11598	teal mini kiwi aioli	0		Last Available: "2024-06"
11599	huge double-paned educational smooth mini kiwi silicon tiepin	0		Moxie: +15, Experience: +1, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2024-06"
11600	tumbling mini kiwi tipi	0		Last Available: "2024-06"
11601	bland huge mini kiwi digitized cookies	6	decent	Last Available: "2024-06"
11602	perfectly mixed mini kiwi intoxicating spirits	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-06"
11603	anodized modified mini kiwi antimilitaristic hippy petition	0		Effect: "Salt Rockin'", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2024-06"
11604	alkaline electrified mini kiwi illicit antibiotic	0		Effect: "Loco Motives", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2024-06"
11605	sizzling banded mini kiwi whipping stick	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2024-06"
11606	therapeutic mini kiwi icepick	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2024-06"
11607	dry shaking mini kiwi-flavored aspirin-injecting lipstick	0		Effect: "The Halls of Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2024-06"
11608	packaged Roman Candelabra	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-07"
11609	Roman Candelabra	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Blue Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Green Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Purple Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Red Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Yellow Candle!", Last Available: "2024-07"
11610	blurry protogenetic chunklet (synapse)	0		
11611	bouncing protogenetic chunklet (muscle)	0		
11612	protogenetic chunklet (flagellum)	0		
11613	pulsating protogenetic chunklet (elbow)	0		
11614	protogenetic chunklet (lips)	0		
11615	greasy toasty lion tamer's messenger bag RNA	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Hot Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
11616	yellow flagellate flagon	0		
11617	gray proto-proto-protozoa	0		
11618	adequate wobbly bacteria bisque	4	good	
11619	enchanted tasty ciliophora chowder	4	awesome	Effect: "Fancy Feasted", Effect Duration: 10
11620	flavorless cream of chloroplasts	4	decent	
11621	synaptic soup	0		
11622	muscular soup	0		
11623	flagellate soup	0		
11624	elbow soup	0		
11625	lip soup	0		
11626	unevolved organism	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-07"
11627	extra ooze	0		
11628	extra DNA	0		Experience (familiar): +1
11629	untorn tearaway pants package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-08"
11630	tumbling jittery rosewater-soaked Jeselnik's coward's energetic wizardly tearaway pants	0		Mysticality: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Monster Level: -20, Sleaze Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tear Away your Pants!", Last Available: "2024-08"
11631	baby bodyguard	0		
11632	Doll Moll violin case	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
11633	lime green Tina gun	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11634	twirling tattoo gun	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
11635	hand-crafted Colera Peste Nebbiolo	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2026-08"
11636	pulsating longbox of Batfellow comics	0		
11637	teal Thwaitgold shield bug statuette	0		
11638	bodyguard badge	0		
11639	mirror Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir	0		Skill: "Too Cool"
11640	twirling skewed Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir (read)	0		Skill: "Too Cool"
11641	boxed Sept-Ember Censer	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-09"
11642	Sept-Ember Censer	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11643	Van der Graaf blade of dismemberment	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11644	maroon Embering Hulk	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11645	jittery Mmm-brr! brand mouthwash	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11646	blinking Septapus summoning charm	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11647	lime green structural ember	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11648	wobbly shaking lard-coated Fonzie's embers-only jacket of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Experience (Moxie): +1, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11649	twirling weightlifter's bembershoot	0		Muscle: +15, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11650	flavorless snack-sized wobbly narrow wheel of camembert	2	decent	Last Available: "2024-09"
11651	bouncing rosy-cheeked thinker's hat of remembering of the overflowing toilet	0		Mysticality: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11652	jittery throwin' ember	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11653	head of emberg lettuce	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11654	embering hunk	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11655	wobbly soft cap of diminishing returns	0		
11656	photo booth sized crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-10"
11657	boxed bat wings	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-10"
11658	stanky quilted bat wings of the overflowing toilet	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Stench Spell Damage: 75, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Rest upside down", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Swoop like a Bat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summon Cauldron of Bats", Last Available: "2024-10"
11659	ember egg	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11660	pulsating ember	0		Cold Resistance: +1
11661	blinking wobbly shellacked monocle on a stick of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Damage Reduction: 7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11662	upside-down plastic pipe of the storm of Calamity Jane	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11663	vibrating fake arrow-through-the-head of the overflowing toilet	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11664	flame-retardant careful bow tie	0		Monster Level: -10, Hot Resistance: +1, Clowniness: 25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11665	Sherlock's lard-coated fake huge beard	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11666	flame-wreathed Fonzie's astronaut helmet	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11667	narrow frosty feather boa	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +5, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11668	pulsating veiny Sheriff badge of the overflowing toilet	0		Maximum HP: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11669	experienced Sheriff pistol of terror	0		Experience: +2, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11670	twirling Jim Carey's slick Sheriff moustache	0		Moxie: +10, Monster Level: +25, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11671	photo booth supply list of wisdom of the detective	0		Mysticality: +15, Item Drop: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Check for photo booth supplies", Last Available: "2024-10"
11672	peace turkey outline	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-11"
11673	spinning tie-dye headband	0		
11674	spoiled tumbling whirled peas	4	crappy	Last Available: "2024-11"
11675	moldy peaza	4	crappy	Last Available: "2024-11"
11676	peace shooter	0		Last Available: "2024-11"
11677	altered upside-down drenchrome 2.0	1		Effect: "Berry Elemental", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2025-12"
11678	denatured twirling Synapse Blaster	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11679	spinning quantized familiar	0		
11680	huge quantum watch	0		Adventures: +2
11681	quantized familiar experience	0		
11682	irradiated huge pea brittle	0		Effect: "items.enh", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2024-11"
11683	tolerable peasco	3	good	Last Available: "2024-11"
11684	decent small piece of cake	2	good	Last Available: "2024-11"
11685	tumbling maroon handful of split pea soup	0		Last Available: "2024-11"
11686	Sealed TakerSpace letter of Marque	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-12"
11687	purple blinking TakerSpace letter of Marque	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11688	Oprah's personal trainer's deft pirate hook	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-12"
11689	tumbling healthy iron tricorn hat of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Iron Tricorn Headbutt", Last Available: "2024-12"
11690	jolly roger flag	0		Item Drop: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-12"
11691	wobbly sleeping profane parrot	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11692	jittery huge pirrrate's currrse	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11693	watered-down mediocre special tankard of spiced rum	2	decent	Effect: "Greased-Up Familiar", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11694	perfectly mixed gray tankard of spiced Goldschlepper	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-12"
11695	packaged luxury garment	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11696	blinking sage governor's daughter's lace collar	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11697	tumbling avaricious governor's daughter's petticoats	0		Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2024-12"
11698	governor's daughter's pearl hairpin of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Last Available: "2024-12"
11699	spinning harpoon	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11700	hardened chili powder cutlass	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2024-12"
11701	rotten red Aztec tamale	3	crappy	Last Available: "2024-12"
11702	jolly roger tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11703	blue mirror pet rock	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11704	tumbling smooth groggles	0		Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2024-12"
11705	fuchsia pirate dinghy	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11706	teal anchor bomb	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11707	avaricious silky pirate drawers of the glutton	0		Meat Drop: +30, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2024-12"
11708	profane eye patch	0		Sleaze Damage: +3
11709	pickled ghostly olive tumbling peppermint pegleg	0		Effect: "Celestial Vision", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2024-12"
11710	watered-down artisanal tumbling hard cocoa	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-12"
11711	tasty salmagumdi	4	awesome	Last Available: "2024-12"
11712	frosty plastic Easter Island Bunny	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11713	spinning shaking double-paned plastic St. Patrick	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2024-12"
11714	Annie Oakley's plastic Colonel Brando of terror	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11715	ghostly plastic Jedediah and Boiling Cloud of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2024-12"
11716	yellow spinning auspicious plastic &quot;Santa Claus&quot;	0		Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11717	Spirit of Easter	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11718	Spirit of St. Patrick's Day	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11719	Spirit of Veteran's Day	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11720	Spirit of Thanksgiving	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11721	lime green Spirit of Christmas	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11722	adequate super-sized coney haunch	5	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11723	frozen dark chocolate egg	0		Effect: "Macho, Macho Dog", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2024-12"
11724	hand-crafted moai toai	3	EPIC	
11725	ribald MacGyver's banded moaiball	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum MP: +100, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11726	half-digested rat	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11727	concentrated four-leaf potato sprout	0		Effect: "Artificially Sweet", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2024-12"
11728	medical-grade smooth potato jacket of vim and vigor	0		Moxie: +15, Maximum HP Percent: +50, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11729	traumatic holiday memory	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11730	jittery Brandonian footlocker key	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11731	aromatic brainy military orb	0		Mysticality: +5, Stench Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Military Orb", Last Available: "2024-12"
11732	super-improved shaking rum ball	0		Effect: "The Rich Get Richer", Effect Duration: 48
11733	gravy skin	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11734	maroon electrified brawny gravyskin hat	0		Muscle Percent: +20, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2024-12"
11735	gravyskin buckler of the brute of Calamity Jane	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2024-12"
11736	shaking flame-wreathed gravyskin skirt of temperance	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2024-12"
11737	fuchsia bouncing scorching toasty gravyskin pants	0		Hot Damage: 30, Last Available: "2024-12"
11738	flattened crystallized pumpkin spice	0		Effect: "Spiky Hair", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2024-12"
11739	adequate bouncing room scale bean casserole	4	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11740	fragile Christmas ornament	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11741	ragged wool yarn	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11742	narrow ruddy steel-toed perfect Christmas scarf of extreme caution	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Monster Level: -25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11743	baleful brainy snowman-enchanting tophat	0		Mysticality: +5, Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Place your hat on their head", Last Available: "2024-12"
11744	pickled energized tarnished LIDAR candle	0		Effect: "Comic Violence", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2024-12"
11745	frosty dog trainer's Congressional Medal of Insanity of the early riser	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +7, Lantern: 3, Last Available: "2024-12"
11746	pumpkin spice whorl	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11747	triple-distilled perfectly mixed Easter grasshopper	9	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-12"
11748	spirit-forward mediocre Irish eggnog	5	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11749	lousy olive canteen of jungle juice	4	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11750	hand-crafted turchucken	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-12"
11751	acceptable mechanically-mulled cider	3	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11752	tolerable weak holiday trip around the world	2	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11753	flavorless red chocolate ostrich egg	3	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11754	toothsome beef and cabbage	3	awesome	Last Available: "2024-12"
11755	snack-sized normal candy rations	2	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11756	jumbo rotten double-candied yams	5	crappy	Last Available: "2024-12"
11757	flavorless bouncing Christmas ham	4	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11758	rotten squat holiday smorgasbord	3	crappy	Last Available: "2024-12"
11759	Bowl of Infinite Jelly	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11760	sinister bejazzled eyepatch	0		Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11761	ghostly Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Master Egg Hunter"
11762	spinning Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Master Egg Hunter"
11763	How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Attract Snakes"
11764	lime green How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Attract Snakes"
11765	shaking Covert Ops for Kids	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Hide From Seekers"
11766	tumbling Covert Ops for Kids (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Hide From Seekers"
11767	Holiday Multitasking	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Holiday Multitasking"
11768	Holiday Multitasking (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Holiday Multitasking"
11769	narrow Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Reindeer Games"
11770	Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Reindeer Games"
11771	moai statuette	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11772	spinning smelly sizzling Tesla egg gun of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Hot Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Egg the face", Last Available: "2024-12"
11773	huge prompt Lo Pan's occult army helmet of the businessman	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +50, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2024-12"
11774	candy egg deviler	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11775	spinning wobbly napkin	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11776	snack-sized normal Thanksgiving ration	2	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11777	mediocre strong purple Easter eggnog	5	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11778	modified wobbly clovermint	1		Last Available: "2024-12"
11779	prompt avaricious lard-coated Oprah's nylon Christmas stockings	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +30, Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11780	tattoo of two turkeys	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11781	anodized deviled candy egg	0		Effect: "Oxygenated Blood", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2024-12"
11782	McHugeLarge deluxe ski set	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-01"
11783	bouncing Jack Frost's McHugeLarge duffel bag of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11784	yellow coward's Oprah's grievous McHugeLarge left pole	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Monster Level: -20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Slash", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11785	squat olive executive Samson's McHugeLarge right pole of temperance	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Stab", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11786	ghostly crafty arcane researcher's McHugeLarge left ski	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum MP: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Avalanche", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11787	stylish strapping McHugeLarge right ski	0		Muscle: +5, Moxie: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Ski Plow", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11788	cyan 1	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11789	0	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11790	powdered eXpand	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11791	brute force hammer	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Brute Force Hammer", Last Available: "2025-12"
11792	jittery datastick	0		Last Available: "2025-12", RAM: +1
11793	dedigitizer schematic: brute force hammer	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11794	ghostly dedigitizer schematic: malware injector	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11795	dedigitizer schematic: cybervisor	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11796	dedigitizer schematic: digibritches	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11797	gray bouncing dedigitizer schematic: cryptocloak	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11798	dedigitizer schematic: zero-trust tanktop	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11799	upside-down dedigitizer schematic: retro floppy disk	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11800	dedigitizer schematic: pocket GPU	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11801	blinking blinking dedigitizer schematic: trojan horseshoe	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11802	dedigitizer schematic: familiar-in-the-middle	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11803	twirling cybervisor	0		Last Available: "2025-12", RAM: +3
11804	huge retro floppy disk	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11805	pocket GPU	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
11806	malware injector	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Inject Malware", Last Available: "2025-12"
11807	CyberRealm keycode	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
11808	server room key	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11809	upside-down red mirror 3d printed server room key	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11810	dedigitizer schematic: 3d printed server room key	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11811	logic grenade	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11812	altered tumbling psilocyber mushroom	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11813	dedigitizer schematic: SLEEP(5) rom chip	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11814	lime green dedigitizer schematic: OVERCLOCK(10) rom chip	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11815	bouncing dedigitizer schematic: STATS+++ rom chip	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11816	dedigitizer schematic: insignificant bit	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11817	dedigitizer schematic: hashing vise	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11818	dedigitizer schematic: geofencing rapier	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11819	upside-down dedigitizer schematic: geofencing shield	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11820	dedigitizer schematic: virtual cybertattoo	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11821	ghostly SLEEP(5) rom chip	0		Skill: "SLEEP(5)", Last Available: "2025-12"
11822	jittery OVERCLOCK(10) rom chip	0		Skill: "OVERCLOCK(10)", Last Available: "2025-12"
11823	blurry STATS+++ rom chip	0		Skill: "STATS+++", Last Available: "2025-12"
11824	insignificant bit	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11825	parity bit	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11826	hashing vise	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11827	geofencing rapier	0		Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Thrust your geofencing rapier", Last Available: "2025-12"
11828	gray geofencing shield	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11829	narrow olive virtual cybertattoo	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11830	mirror upside-down ninja rope	0		
11831	ninja crampons	0		
11832	ninja carabiner	0		
11833	pressed ionized synthetic coffee	0		Effect: "Don't Rest Ye, Bold Adventurer", Effect Duration: 35
11834	colloidal iDrops	0		Effect: "Chain Chain Chains", Effect Duration: 44
11835	shame coil	0		
11836	new-in-box toy Cupid bow	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-02"
11837	ghostly toy Cupid bow	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2025-02"
11838	ghostly heat arc	0		
11839	wobbly upside-down scrape	0		
11840	phantom digit	0		
11841	foul line	0		
11842	dark manioc	0		
11843	Observer source code	0		
11844	tumbling chill gherkin	0		
11845	twirling childrens' stapler	0		
11846	plover's egg	0		
11847	jittery flyswatter	0		
11848	ghostly Thwaitgold cordyceps ant statuette	0		
11849	bouncing heat particle	0		Hot Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10
11850	sore	0		Cold Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10
11851	stomach churner	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
11852	phantom brace	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
11853	upside-down foul cozy	0		Stench Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10
11854	fuchsia blinking grim cellophane	0		Combat Rate: -5
11855	rift oculus	0		Combat Rate: +5
11856	sweaty egg	0		HP Regen Min: 4, HP Regen Max: 8
11857	carton of extra-sharp, staples	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spell Damage: +10
11858	glover liners	0		Pickpocket Chance: +10
11859	fuchsia mosquito speakers	0		Monster Level: +5
11860	assemble-it-yourself Leprecondo	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-03"
11861	Leprecondo	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11862	pickled scoop of pre-workout powder	1		Last Available: "2025-03"
11863	table tennis ball	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11864	acceptable narrow pint of Leprechaun Stout	3	good	Last Available: "2025-03"
11865	denatured skewed pulsating phosphor traces	1		Last Available: "2025-03"
11866	crafting plans	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11867	Book of Irony	0		Skill: "Generate Irony"
11868	spoon	0		
11869	pulsating unironic knife	0		
11870	blurry blinking bar dart	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11871	diluted olive leprechaun antidepressant pill	1		Last Available: "2025-03"
11872	moldy squat Heck ramen	3	crappy	Last Available: "2025-03"
11873	bite-sized adequate burrito	1	good	Last Available: "2025-03"
11874	fancy yummy small beer brat	4	awesome	Effect: "The Spy Who Loved XP", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2025-03"
11875	snack-sized rotten lime green peach pie	2	crappy	Last Available: "2025-03"
11876	spoiled incredible mini-pizza	4	crappy	Last Available: "2025-03"
11877	practically non-alcoholic lousy Divine sidecar	1	decent	Last Available: "2025-03"
11878	drinkable tangarita sidecar	4	good	Last Available: "2025-03"
11879	hand-crafted watered-down gimlet sidecar	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-03"
11880	acceptable blinking vodka stratocaster sidecar	4	good	Last Available: "2025-03"
11881	lousy prussian cathouse sidecar	4	decent	Last Available: "2025-03"
11882	triple-distilled artisanal red Mon Tiki sidecar	7	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-03"
11883	wobbly Packaged April Shower Thoughts Calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-04"
11884	spinning up-at-dawn smartaleck's April Shower Thoughts shield	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2025-04"
11885	narrow glob of wet paper	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11886	spitball	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11887	modified pickled wet paper weights	0		Effect: "Crotchety, Pining", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2025-04"
11888	artisanal practically non-alcoholic ghostly Three Sheets to the Wind	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-04"
11889	rotten twirling twirling pile of wet dates	4	crappy	Last Available: "2025-04"
11890	papier Mach 1 airplane	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11891	wet blanket	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11892	huge ghostly wet shower cap of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2025-04"
11893	narrow flame-wreathed wet shower shoes	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2025-04"
11894	curative wet shower shorts	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2025-04"
11895	wet paper tiger	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11896	wobbly wet paper eye	0		Familiar Weight: +15
11897	wet shower curtain	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11898	deionized wet paper cup	0		Effect: "Gummiheart", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2025-04"
11899	cold-filtered quadruple-galvanized cold-filtered wet paperback	0		Effect: "Wings of the Grasshopper", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2025-04"
11900	wool wet shower radio	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2025-04"
11901	wet shower stamp	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11902	curative birthday bloon	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
11903	warmed colloidal jawwetter	0		Effect: "Ham-Fisted", Effect Duration: 58
11904	Unpeeled Peridot of Peril	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-05"
11905	fuchsia resourceful steel-toed occult Peridot of Peril	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum MP: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-05"
11906	huge ghostly knitted terrycloth turban	0		Cold Resistance: +3
11907	strapping jockey's hat	0		Muscle: +5
11908	ribald sharpshooter's hat	0		Sleaze Damage: +10
11909	occult extra-tight skullcap	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25
11910	groovy sturdy pith helmet	0		Moxie Percent: +10
11911	Jim Carey's bishop's mitre	0		Monster Level: +25
11912	upside-down personal trainer's tin foil hat	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
11913	arcane researcher's construction hardhat	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
11914	scorching imposing pilgrim's hat	0		Hot Damage: +25
11915	crown of thorns	0		Thorns: 1
11916	blurry extremely unsafe stylish bycocket	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100
11917	Thwaitgold mad hatterpillar statuette	0		
11918	twirling packaged prismatic beret	0		Free Pull
11919	blush beret	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beret Blast", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beret Boast", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beret Busking", Last Available: "2025-06"
11920	flak shield	0		
11921	narrow Axis HQ Code	0		
11922	yeti in a travel cooler	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-07"
11923	narrow exchanger	0		Cold Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2025-07"
11924	double-paned grievous Axis helmet	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Cold Resistance: +5
11925	dance instructor's brainy Axis fatigues	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
11926	green lion tamer's padded Axis suspenders	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip
11927	bouncing spinning stolen artifact	0		
11928	fuchsia really expensive stolen artifact	0		
11929	priceless stolen artifact	0		
11930	chocolate rations	0		
11931	nice nylon stockings	0		
11932	Allied Radio Backpack Pack	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-07"
11933	jittery miser's manspreader's Allied Radio Backpack of chilblains	0		Monster Level: +10, Cold Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Call in an Airstrike", Last Available: "2025-07"
11934	orphaned baby skeleton	0		
11935	squat ordnance magnet	0		Single Equip, Drops Items
11936	confetti grenade	0		
11937	half-sized yummy jittery Skeleton Wars rations	2	awesome	
11938	extra-dry tolerable skeleton war fuel can	5	good	
11939	skeleton war grenade	0		
11940	cyan chocolate and nylons detector	0		
11941	M&ouml;bius ring box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-08"
11942	bouncing M&ouml;bius ring	0		Gear Drop: [100*lte(paradoxicity,7)*gte(paradoxicity,3)], Last Available: "2025-08"
11943	olive bone pacifier	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11944	scandalous forbidden weightlifter's Allied Forces insignia	0		Muscle: +15, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip
11945	Allied Tattoo Kit	0		
11946	handheld Allied radio	0		
11947	Axis codebook	0		
11948	colloidal pulsating Life Goals Pamphlet	0		Effect: "Visions of the Deep Dark Deeps", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2025-08"
11949	avaricious bully badge	0		Meat Drop: +30, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2025-08"
11950	razor-sharp time cop top hat	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2025-08"
11951	skewed Stock Certificate	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
11952	powdered maroon ghostly mixed berry jelly	1		Last Available: "2025-08"
11953	stale skewed toast with mixed berry jelly	3	decent	Last Available: "2025-08"
11954	big normal pulsating cup of sugar	5	good	Last Available: "2025-08"
11955	normal Susie's cupcake	3	good	Last Available: "2025-08"
11956	clock	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
11957	spinning Sherlock's hardy beefcake's the gun	0		Muscle: +25, Maximum HP: +50, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2025-08"
11958	drinkable wine	3	good	Last Available: "2025-08"
11960	tumbling really, really nice swimming trunks	0		Adventure Underwater
11961	sand penny	0		
11962	energetic undersea surveying goggles	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Lasts Until Rollover
11963	lousy Ocean-Touched Rum	3	decent	
11964	altered water-logged pill	1		Effect: "Quaaaaaaa", Effect Duration: 45
11965	moldy kelp puck	4	crappy	
11966	scroll of sea strength	0		
11967	olive scroll of sea smarts	0		
11968	scroll of sea smarm	0		
11969	waterlogged scroll of healing	0		
11970	sea gel	0		
11971	double-magnetized flattened octopus ink bladder	0		Effect: "substats.enh", Effect Duration: 42
11972	durable dolphin whistle	0		
11973	cyan blinking Thwaitgold lobster statuette	0		
11974	packaged Monodent of the Sea	0		Free Pull
11975	Monodent of the Sea	0		Hot Damage: +25, All Attributes Percent: +5, Experience: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sea *dent: Throw a Lightning Bolt", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sea *dent: Summon a Wave", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sea *dent: Talk to Some Fish", Last Available: "2025-09"
11976	shaking unblemished pearl	0		
11977	jittery dentadent of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20
11986	wobbly lab-grown blood cubic zirconia	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-10"
11987	ghostly gravedigger's smelly friendly ruddy blood cubic zirconia of the storm of Gandalf	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +3, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Blood Geyser", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Refracted Gaze", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Sweat Bullets", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Blood Bath", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Dial it up to 11", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Sweat Equity", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Create Blood Thinner", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Prepare Spinal Tapas", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Craft a Pheromone Cocktail", Last Available: "2025-10"
12044	distilled blood thinner	1		Last Available: "2025-10"
12045	perfectly mixed practically non-alcoholic tumbling bouncing pheromone cocktail	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-10"
12046	stale huge spinal tapas	3	decent	Last Available: "2025-10"
12047	twirling shrunken head in a duffel bag	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-11"
12048	MacGyver's Da Vinci's shrunken head of chilblains	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Maximum MP: +100, Cold Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Prepare to reanimate your Foe", Last Available: "2025-11"
12049	gray stocking full of bones	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
12050	small peppermint-flavored sugar walking crook	0		
12051	mirror knucklebone	0		
12052	bad weak red Smoking Pope	2	decent	
12053	rotten tiny prize turkey	1	crappy	
12054	denatured blue medicinal gruel	1		Effect: "Barbecue Saucy", Effect Duration: 10
12055	rotten full-sized pumpkin pie	3	crappy	Last Available: "2025-11"
12056	tolerable maroon vodka cranberry sauce	3	good	Last Available: "2025-11"
12057	nitrogenated yammed candy	0		Effect: "Deadly Flashing Blade", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2025-11"
12058	adequate green treasure chestnut	3	good	Last Available: "2025-12"
12059	smooth watered-down mulled butter rum	2	awesome	Last Available: "2025-12"
12060	alkaline polarized cinnamon doubloon	0		Effect: "Eyes All Black", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2025-12"
12061	bouncing careful plastic left skeleton arm	0		Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12062	huge lime green wobbly beefcake's plastic left skeleton leg	0		Muscle: +25, Last Available: "2025-12"
12063	electrified plastic right skeleton arm	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2025-12"
12064	asbestos-lined plastic right skeleton leg	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2025-12"
12065	wobbly deadly plastic skeleton pelvis	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Last Available: "2025-12"
12066	discreetly-wrapped Eternity Codpiece	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-12"
12067	The Eternity Codpiece	0		All Attributes: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12"
12068	gravedigger's sinister angelbone kilt	0		Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2026-12"
12069	pulsating prompt angelbone totem	0		Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Spleen Capacity: +1
12070	sage angelbone chopsticks	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Stomach Capacity: +1
12071	twirling angelbone mantle of Calamity Jane of chilblains	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2026-12"
12072	blurry forbidden angelbone dice	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Liver Capacity: +1
12073	careful angelbone halo of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2026-12"
12074	boiled tumbling angelbone fragments	1		Last Available: "2026-12"
12075	nitrogenated shaking biblically accurate gumdrops	0		Effect: "Stone-Faced", Effect Duration: 60
12076	shellacked devilbone helmet of bravery	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2026-12"
12077	pulsating up-at-dawn devilbone greaves	0		Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2026-12", Spleen Capacity: +1
12078	nasty devilbone shinguards of the glutton	0		Stench Damage: +5, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12"
12079	rosy-cheeked devilbone corset	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2026-12", Stomach Capacity: +1
12080	narrow squat up-at-dawn Herculean devilbone flute	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2026-12"
12081	Lo Pan's devilbone rosary	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Liver Capacity: +1
12082	vaporized devilbone chunks	1		Last Available: "2026-12"
12083	pickled oxidized squat Gehenna tattoo	0		Effect: "meat.enh", Effect Duration: 25
12116	burnt incisor	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12117	burnt phalange	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12118	burnt radius	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12119	burnt rib	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12120	burnt skull	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12121	Crymbocurrency	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12122	extra-thick Crimbo sweater of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2025-12"
12123	The Encyclopedia of Holiday Funerary Rites	0		Skill: "Holiday Burial Knowledge", Last Available: "2025-12"
12124	mediocre watered-down Steve Abrams' Holiday Sampler Beer	2	decent	Last Available: "2025-12"
12125	blurry crate of prize-winning rum	0		No Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
12126	spirit-forward artisanal bottle of prize-winning rum	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-12"
12127	razor-sharp Santa-Slayer medal of Tarzan of horror	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12128	Skull of Claus	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12129	energized twirling boiling bone marrow	0		Effect: "Human-Demon Hybrid", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2025-12"
12130	pickled boiling cerebrospinal fluid	0		Effect: "Cold Throat", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2025-12"
12131	dry magnetized boiling synovial fluid	0		Effect: "Cybernetic Muscles", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2025-12"
12132	avaricious aromatic rock-hard smoldering vertebra	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Stench Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12133	bouncing seal-clubbing club loot box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-01"
12134	<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary seal-clubbing club</span>	0		Muscle Percent: +50, Weapon Damage: +10, Initiative: +50, Attacks Can't Miss, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Club 'Em Across the Battlefield", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Club 'Em Into Next Week", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Club 'Em Back in Time", Display Name: "<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary seal-clubbing club</span>", Last Available: "2026-01"
12135	smoldering bone dust	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12136	volatile bone bomb	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12137	inspector's scorching chilly hot boning knife	0		Cold Damage: +5, Hot Damage: +25, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12138	ribald forbidden fistbone of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12139	electrified burnt bone belt of the storm of chilblains	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Cold Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12140	skewed cool scorched skull trophy	0		Moxie: +5, Last Available: "2025-12"
12141	rotten small wing bone	2	crappy	Last Available: "2025-12"
12142	lousy weak skeleton venom	3	decent	Last Available: "2025-12"
12143	mixed red shaking baked bone meal	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
12144	boxer's plastic skeleton rib cage	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12145	plastic skeleton skull of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Last Available: "2025-12"
12146	foul-smelling plastic skeleton Crimbo hat	0		Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12147	bouncing assembled plastic Santa skeleton	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12148	sleigh	0		Familiar Weight: +10
12149	upside-down shaking undertakers' forceps	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12150	mirror bone-polishing rag	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12151	wicked extremely unsafe scorched skeleton mask	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spell Damage: +5, Last Available: "2025-12"
12152	friendly scorched skeleton shirt of the blizzard	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2025-12"
12153	scandalous friendly scorched skeleton pants	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2025-12"
12154	messenger parrot egg	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12155	buryable chest	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12156	Shanty: Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor	0		Skill: "Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12157	Shanty: Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor (used)	0		Skill: "Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12158	mirror Shanty: I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor	0		Skill: "I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12159	Shanty: I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor (used)	0		Skill: "I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12160	Shanty: Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance	0		Skill: "Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance", Last Available: "2025-12"
12161	pulsating Shanty: Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance (used)	0		Skill: "Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance", Last Available: "2025-12"
12162	Shanty: Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor?	0		Skill: "Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor?", Last Available: "2025-12"
12163	Shanty: Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor? (used)	0		Skill: "Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor?", Last Available: "2025-12"
12164	Shanty: Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor	0		Skill: "Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12165	Shanty: Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor (used)	0		Skill: "Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12166	jittery Crymbocurrency tattoo	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12167	bouncing nippy wholesome fireproof bonesaw	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12168	veiny beefcake's vermiculite shield	0		Muscle: +25, Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12169	rock-hard ship's lantern	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Last Available: "2025-12"
12170	narrow avaricious boxer's heat-resistant harpoon pistol	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2025-12"
12171	half-sized normal traditional gingerloaf	2	good	Last Available: "2025-12"
12172	hand-crafted Scotch and eggnog	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-12"
12173	adjusted counterskeleton elixir	0		Effect: "Chalky White Pallor", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2025-12"
12174	acceptable &quot;salvaged&quot; wine	3	good	Last Available: "2025-12"
12175	The Encyclopedia of Holiday Funerary Rites (used)	0		Skill: "Holiday Burial Knowledge", Last Available: "2025-12"
12176	ghostly crate of prize-winning cheese	0		No Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
12177	normal skewed wedge of prize-winning cheese	3	good	Last Available: "2025-12"
12178	dry gray gummi fingerbone	0		Effect: "Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude", Effect Duration: 58
12179	spinning skewed blinking stiffened glimmering crystal of chilblains	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2025-12"
12180	boxed Heartstone	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-02"
12181	Heartstone	0		All Attributes Percent: +25, Experience: +3, HP Regen Min: 15, HP Regen Max: 20, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Steal Monster's Heart", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %kill", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %banish", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %stun", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %luck", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %pals", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %buff", Last Available: "2026-02"
12182	Thwaitgold meat bee statuette	0		
12183	jittery loose Meats	0		
12184	spinning Archaeologist's Spade	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12185	boxed Archaeologist's Spade	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-03"
12186	dinosaur bone fragment	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12187	jittery Pork Elf pottery shard	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12188	2015 landfill detritus	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12189	maroon intact dinosaur egg	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12190	shaking fossilized cow femur	0		Familiar Weight: +5
12191	narrow unopened Pork Elf toiletries kit	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12192	Pork Elf toiletries kit	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12193	boiled lime green Pork Elf mouthwash	0		Effect: "Go-Gone", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2026-03"
12194	moist non-enhanced skewed Pork Elf deodorant	0		Effect: "Larger", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2026-03"
12195	adjusted colloidal Pork Elf toothpaste	0		Effect: "Night Vision", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2026-03"
12196	bolt of fabric	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12197	Usain Bolt's fireproof and dress	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2026-03"
12198	gravedigger's chaotic and dress	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2026-03"
12199	quadruple-energized twirling dinosaur bone broth	0		Effect: "Crimbo Flavor", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2026-03"
12200	gnawing bone	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12201	brainy dinosaur bone club	0		Mysticality: +5, Last Available: "2026-03"
12202	therapeutic shellacked dinosaur skull helmet	0		Damage Reduction: 7, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2026-03"
12203	perfumed nasty arcane researcher's dinosaur bone corset	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Stench Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2026-03"
12204	acceptable enchanted red Pork Elf cough syrup	4	good	Effect: "Disco Inferno", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2026-03"
12205	blinking Pork Elf neti pot	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12206	spinning Pork Elf medicine cabinet	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12207	Pork Elf sink	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12208	Pork Elf toilet	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12209	immense adequate rat pizza	10	good	Last Available: "2026-03"
12210	Fleek&trade; mascara	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12211	Lo Pan's stiffened smartaleck's hoverboard	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Damage Reduction: 1, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-03"
12212	pulsating manspreader's left shark fin of the dark arts of the blizzard	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Monster Level: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2026-03"
12213	prompt fitness tracking bracelet	0		Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-03"
12214	mixed blinking candy bone	1		
12215	wrapped Baseball Diamond	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-04"
12216	Baseball Diamond	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2026-04"
12217	bland discarded hot dog	3	decent	Last Available: "2026-04"
12218	spirit-forward bad most of a beer	5	decent	Last Available: "2026-04"
12222	pasta wand loot box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-05"
12223	<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary pasta wand</span>	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +5, Hot Damage: +5, Cold Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5, Spell Damage: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +15, Pasta Thrall Experience: +1, Single Equip, Display Name: "<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary pasta wand</span>", Last Available: "2026-05"
12225	bouncing legendary noodles	0		Last Available: "2026-05"
12226	small decent can of tuna	2	good	
12227	moldy alien salad	3	crappy	
12228	decent miniature ratbatatouille	2	good	
12229	jumbo moldy onigiri	5	crappy	
12230	spoiled crudit&eacute;s	3	crappy	
12231	enchanted rotten ghostly sauced mutton	3	crappy	Effect: "Punch Another Day", Effect Duration: 10
12232	fancy flavorless diet hot honey ant	1	decent	Effect: "Jacked In", Effect Duration: 25
12233	fancy adequate snack-sized tomb aspic	2	good	Effect: "Eyes Wide Propped", Effect Duration: 45
12234	normal enchanted later tots	3	good	Effect: "Super-Electrified", Effect Duration: 10
12235	gigantic toothsome Frutti di Scatoletta	6	awesome	Last Available: "2026-05"
12236	spoiled Pesto alla Marziano	3	crappy	Last Available: "2026-05"
12237	flavorless Arrattabbattabiata	4	decent	Last Available: "2026-05"
12238	yummy enchanted Orzo di Riso	3	awesome	Effect: "Gummibrain", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2026-05"
12239	jumbo adequate Pasta Grimavera	5	good	Last Available: "2026-05"
12240	decent Linguini Ubriacapa	3	good	Last Available: "2026-05"
12241	bite-sized decent Formica e Pepe	1	good	Last Available: "2026-05"
12242	rotten Tubetto Gelatto	3	crappy	Last Available: "2026-05"
12243	bland huge Gnocci Domani	9	decent	Last Available: "2026-05"
12244	Thwaitgold wallet moth statuette	0		
12245	scabbarded Sword of S Words	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-06"
12246	second-hand synthetic sloth skin scabbard	0		Familiar Weight: +5
12248	mega helmet	0		
12252	blue padded smooth Space Soldier Helmet	0		Moxie: +15, Damage Absorption: +20
12253	spoiled premium turkey leg	4	crappy	
12254	distilled lousy styrofoam cup of mead	5	decent	
12255	sword of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20
12256	hale staff	0		Maximum HP: +20
12257	veiny lute	0		Maximum HP: +10
12258	shrink-wrapped Cup of 13s	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-07"
12259	Cup of 13s	0		Booze Drop: +60, MP Regen Min: 4, MP Regen Max: 8, HP Regen Min: 8, HP Regen Max: 13, Last Available: "2026-07"
12260	yellow squat therapeutic stiffened deadly The Wizard's Android	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Damage Reduction: 1, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
12261	twirling flash paperwad	0		
12262	juggling ball	0		
12263	teal tactical jester's cap of Leguizamo of incineration	0		Monster Level: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Combat Item Damage Percent: 50
12264	single-use sword	0		
12265	flimsy plastic helmet of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30
12266	flimsy plastic greaves of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15
12267	Jim Carey's flimsy plastic breastplate	0		Monster Level: +25
12268	lard-coated flimsy plastic shield	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
12269	packaged Portable Laughing Stock	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-07"
12270	bouncing stiffened fortified Portable Laughing Stock of incineration	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Damage Reduction: 1, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Taunt Your Foe", Last Available: "2026-07"
12271	skewed sizzling careful savvy Staff of Anachronistic Churning	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Monster Level: -10, Hot Damage: +10
12272	stale snack-sized classic banana	2	decent	Last Available: "2026-07"
12273	stale half-sized watermelon	2	decent	Last Available: "2026-07"
12274	adequate quince	3	good	Last Available: "2026-07"
12275	Interesting Coin	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12276	Interesting Coin Inheritance Letter	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-08"
12277	big moldy classic banana pie	5	crappy	Last Available: "2026-07"
12278	polarized red essential banana decoction	0		Effect: "Toast Tea", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2026-07"
12279	colloidal adjusted banana quintessence	0		Effect: "Arcane in the Brain", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2026-07"
12280	bad huge ghostly Aesop Daiquiri	3	decent	Last Available: "2026-07"
12281	weak bad Monkey Congress	2	decent	Last Available: "2026-07"
12282	moldy watermelon pie	3	crappy	Last Available: "2026-07"
12283	extra-galvanized ghostly red concentrated watermelon juice	0		Effect: "Cock of the Walk", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2026-07"
12284	super-enhanced Aqua Citrulanatae	0		Effect: "Smoky Third Eye", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2026-07"
12285	artisanal Melonegroni	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2026-07"
12286	tolerable skewed Melonade Spritz	4	good	Last Available: "2026-07"
12287	delicious snack-sized quince pie	2	awesome	Last Available: "2026-07"
12288	modified squat quince quaff	0		Effect: "Slimily Strong", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2026-07"
12289	quantum Quickquince	0		Effect: "Thaumodynamic", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2026-07"
12290	drinkable Quiskey Sour	4	good	Last Available: "2026-07"
12291	weak aged Quincea&ntilde;era Cooler	2	awesome	Last Available: "2026-07"
12292	practically non-alcoholic lousy Roth IPA	1	decent	Last Available: "2026-08"
12293	censurious brawny underdraft protection	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2026-08"
12294	solvent	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12295	flavorless snack-sized soybean futures	2	decent	Last Available: "2026-08"
12296	dry gray housing bubble	0		Effect: "Memories of Puppy Love", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2026-08"
12297	altered Pixie-Swordz	0		Effect: "Mental A-cue-ity", Effect Duration: 31
12298	shaking greedy financial instrument of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2026-08"
12299	red nippy Rosewater's hedge fund clippers	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2026-08"
12300	double-paned selling shorts	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2026-08"
12301	bear tattoo	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12302	bull tattoo	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12303	experienced savvy 401k ring	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience: +2, Last Available: "2026-08"
12304	balance sheet	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12305	improved olive invisible hand	0		Effect: "Florid Cheeks", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2026-08"
12306	polarized green circle of overdraft protection scroll	0		Effect: "Remaining Alive", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2026-08"
12307	triple-wet mint	0		Effect: "Nas Tea", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2026-08"
12308	savings bondo	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12309	squat homeowner's loam	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12310	vaporized bouncing toxic asset	1		Last Available: "2026-08"
12311	pickled intangible asset	1		Effect: "Tingly Wrists", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2026-08"
12312	twisted liquid asset	1		Last Available: "2026-08"
12313	gross prophet chrysalis	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12314	cast entrails	0		Familiar Weight: +5
12315	hand-crafted weak green Malattia Becco Malbec	2	EPIC	
12316	kneecapping contract	0		Skill: "Order a Kneecapping"
12317	Old Country cookbook	0		Skill: "Old Country Cooking"
12318	Thwaitgold and beetle statuette	0		
12319	olive Blue Team scarf	0		
12320	Red Team scarf	0		
12321	narrow meat shield toddler	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-09"
12322	can of shield tenderizer	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2026-09"