-1	bad twirling Petite Porter	4	decent	
-2	delicious weak twirling Scrawny Stout	2	awesome	
-3	lousy Infinitesimal IPA	3	decent	
-4	tolerable eggnogtini	3	good	
-5	delicious candycaine	3	awesome	
-6	mediocre enchanted spinning braincracker sweet	4	decent	
-16	tolerable fermented honey	3	good	
-17	perfectly mixed moons-shine	3	EPIC	
-18	drinkable boozy gin	5	good	
-19	high-proof tolerable ecto-nog	6	good	
-20	bad hot toady	4	decent	
-21	tolerable hot choculate	4	good	
-49	watered-down drinkable narrow huge Cyder	2	good	
-50	delicious Oil Nog	3	awesome	
-51	tolerable Hi-Octane Peppermint Jet Fuel	3	good	
-58	tolerable extra-dry gray Grimacider	5	good	
-59	acceptable watered-down green Isotope Nog	2	good	
-60	enchanted perfectly mixed Mutagin 'n' Tonic	3	EPIC	
-70	hand-crafted weak squat Gin and Herring	2	EPIC	
-71	drinkable twirling Black and Tan and Red All Over	4	good	
-72	practically non-alcoholic hand-crafted Antarctic Ice Tea	1	EPIC	
-76	mediocre CRIMBCO Ribbon Candy Schnapps	4	decent	
-77	aged watered-down mirror CRIMBCO Egg Substitute Nog Substitute	2	awesome	
-78	artisanal skewed CRIMBCO Extreme Braincracker Sour	3	EPIC	
-82	delicious fortified Horseradish-infused Vodka	5	awesome	
-83	perfectly mixed irresponsibly strong Jerkitini	7	EPIC	
-84	lousy fancy Desert Island Iced Tea	3	decent	
-88	fortified lousy Crimbo Saketini	5	decent	
-89	lousy Crimboku Drop	4	decent	
-90	extra-dry drinkable Flaming Crimbo Log	5	good	
-107	spirit-forward bad mirror Fortified Eggnog Slurry	5	decent	
-108	tolerable weak red Hot Buttered Rum	2	good	
-109	drinkable triple-distilled teal squat Spicy Hot Chocolate	6	good