1	bouncing seal-clubbing club	0		
2	seal tooth	0		
3	helmet turtle of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
4	upside-down turtle totem	0		
5	pasta spoon	0		
6	ravioli hat of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
7	yellow wobbly saucepan	0		
8	spices	0		
9	veiny disco mask	0		Maximum HP: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
10	disco ball	0		
11	red stolen accordion	0		Song Duration: 5
12	squat bouncing mariachi pants	0		Familiar Effect: "8xPotato, cap 2"
14	dehydrated moxie weed	1		
15	diluted cyan strongness elixir	1		
16	altered lime green magicalness-in-a-can	1		
17	spoiled noodles	4	crappy	
18	narrow tortoise's blessing	0		
19	blinking wholesome asparagus knife	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10
20	Kentucky-style derby	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 5"
21	wobbly spinning sweet ninja sword	0		
22	studded boxer shorts	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, 4xVolley, cap 5"
23	chewing gum on a string	0		
24	pulsating ten-leaf clover	0		
25	mirror meat paste	0		
26	pulsating Dolphin King's map	0		
27	spider web	0		
28	blurry really spider web	0		
29	really really spider web	0		
30	wobbly rock	0		
31	tumbling tumbling seal-toothed rock	0		
32	ghostly Bjorn's Hammer of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Class: "Seal Clubber"
33	snorkel	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
34	fireproof Dolphin King's crown	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xGhuol, cap 8"
35	Knob Goblin scimitar of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20
36	bouncing slick Knob Goblin tongs	0		Moxie: +10
37	steel-toed viking helmet	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 5"
38	tumbling auspicious Knob Goblin pants	0		Item Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 5xPotato, cap 6"
39	pretty flower	0		
40	casino pass	0		
41	artisanal ice-cold Sir Schlitz	3	EPIC	
42	pulsating pulsating hermit permit	0		
43	blurry worthless trinket	0		
44	worthless gewgaw	0		
45	worthless knick-knack	0		
46	pulsating figurine	0		
47	spoiled mirror red hot buttered roll	3	crappy	
48	narrow heart of rock and roll	0		
49	stale jumbo narrow jittery bowl of cottage cheese	5	decent	
50	green therapeutic Rock and Roll Legend	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10
51	experienced Knob Goblin Uberpants	0		Experience: +2, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 11"
52	banjo strings	0		
53	olive tumbling scorching stone banjo	0		Hot Damage: +25
54	wholesome Disco Banjo of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Class: "Disco Bandit"
55	yellow jabañero pepper	0		
56	hot sauce	0		
57	blue squat nippy 5-Alarm Saucepan	0		Cold Damage: +10, Class: "Sauceror"
58	stone turtle	0		
59	slingshot	0		
60	smartaleck's Mace of the Tortoise	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
61	bland fortune cookie	4	decent	
62	cyan up-at-dawn oriole-feather headdress	0		Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xVolley, cap 3"
63	huge blue action figure body	0		
64	action figure head	0		
65	narrow Mighty Bjorn action figure	0		
66	twig	0		
67	spaghetti with rock-balls	0		
68	ghostly hale Pasta Spoon of Peril of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Maximum HP: +20, Class: "Pastamancer"
69	olive Newbiesport™ tent	0		
70	blinking bar skin	0		
71	clever stakes	0		Maximum MP: +20
72	barskin hat of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 13"
73	gray barskin tent	0		
74	Temple map	0		
75	ghostly shaking sapling	0		
76	blinking pulsating Spooky-Gro fertilizer	0		
77	smelly stick	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10
78	pretty bouquet of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20
79	bugbear bungguard	0		Familiar Effect: "5xBarrr, cap 7"
80	bouncing fairy gravy boat	0		
81	practically non-alcoholic acceptable ice-cold Willer	1	good	
82	red ring	0		
83	shaft	0		
84	Orcish meat locker	0		
85	unlocked meat locker	0		
86	key	0		
87	blue meat from yesterday	0		
88	meat stack	0		
89	sword hilt	0		
90	helmet recipe	0		
91	bouncing pants kit	0		
92	meatsmithing guide	0		
93	red squat experienced basic meat sword	0		Experience: +2
94	basic meat pants of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xPotato, cap 10"
95	Da Vinci's basic meat helmet	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 2xFairy, cap 10"
96	curative dope gangsta bling-bling	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
97	jittery veiny pimpin' meat hat of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum HP: +10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xVolley, cap 13"
98	dried face	0		
99	meat face	0		
100	lifeless meat doll	0		
101	lime green meat golem	0		
102	lime green bouncing shrunken head	0		
103	blue huge frightening frosty staff	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +5
104	scarecrow	0		
105	big rotten bowl of charms	5	crappy	
106	ketchup	1	decent	
107	purple catsup	1	crappy	
108	stick	0		
109	squat crossbow string	0		
110	Jeselnik's basic meat staff	0		Sleaze Damage: +25
111	scorching basic meat crossbow	0		Hot Damage: +25
112	shaking tumbling Temple Grandin's wicked meatloaf helmet	0		Spell Damage: +5, Familiar Weight: +7, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1.5xFairy, cap 13"
113	huge rock-hard dripping meat sword	0		Damage Reduction: 5
114	dripping meat staff of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3
115	stanky dripping meat crossbow	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25
116	purple upside-down Bugfinder Blade of the wise owl of vim and vigor	0		Mysticality: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +50
117	gray Gnollish plunger	0		
118	spring	0		
119	sprocket	0		
120	cog	0		
121	sprocket assembly	0		
122	cog and sprocket assembly	0		
123	lime green huge Gnollish flyswatter	0		
124	empty meat tank	0		
125	full meat tank	0		
126	meat engine	0		
127	twirling sinister Gnollish autoplunger	0		Spell Damage: +10
128	blinking jittery meat pants of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, cap 11"
129	wobbly blue fireproof third-hand nunchaku	0		Hot Resistance: +3
130	dangerous eyepatch	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "4xBarrr, cap 8"
131	frilly skirt	0		Familiar Effect: "4xFairy, cap 8"
132	Meat maid body	0		
133	Certificate of Participation	0		
134	bitchin' meatcar	0		
135	sweet rims	0		
136	tires	0		
137	dope wheels	0		
138	ice-cold six-pack	0		
139	narrow squat valuable trinket	0		
140	dingy planks	0		
141	dingy dinghy	0		
142	anticheese	0		
143	cottage	0		
144	stone of eXtreme power	0		
145	barbed-wire fence	0		
146	shaking dinghy plans	0		
147	skewed eXtreme meat sword of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50
148	eXtreme meat staff of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3
149	eXtreme meat crossbow of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15
150	beefcake's Scalp of Gorgolok of Gandalf	0		Muscle: +25, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
151	horrifying thinker's Elder Turtle Shell	0		Mysticality: +10, Spooky Damage: +25, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
152	nasty frosty Colander of Em-er'il	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +5, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
153	supercharged rock-hard Ancient Saucehelm	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
154	forbidden weightlifter's Disco 'Fro Pick	0		Muscle: +15, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
155	skewed frosty El Sombrero De Lopez of doom	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
156	guild application	0		
157	wobbly Dramatic™ range	0		
158	Gnollish pie tin	0		
159	wad of dough	0		
160	pie crust	0		
161	rotten narrow ghuol egg	3	crappy	
162	spoiled mirror ghuol egg quiche	3	crappy	
163	tumbling squat greedy skeleton bone	0		Meat Drop: +20
164	smart skull	0		
165	skewer	0		
166	ghuol ears	0		
167	huge flavorless ghuol-ear kabob	10	decent	
168	nasty bone rattle	0		Stench Damage: +5
169	pulsating bugbear beanie	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7"
170	lihc eye	0		
171	toothsome special gigantic lihc eye pie	9	awesome	Effect: "No Vertigo", Effect Duration: 25
172	gnoll lips	0		
173	olive taco shell	0		
174	Gnollish casserole dish	0		
175	bland massive uncooked chorizo	9	decent	
176	disembodied brain	0		
177	spinning brainy skull	0		
178	ghostly detective skull	0		
179	delicious half-sized chorizo taco	2	awesome	
180	extra-dry tolerable ice-cold fotie	5	good	
181	baseball	0		
182	batgut	0		
183	wobbly wobbly bat wing	0		
184	briefcase	0		
185	fat stacks of cash	0		
186	bean	0		
187	narrow loose teeth	0		
188	wobbly bat guano	0		
189	spinning guano coffee cup	0		
191	Fonzie's batskin belt	0		Experience (Moxie): +1
192	squat batskin belt	0		
193	skewed squat birthday candle	0		
194	lard-coated Mr. Accessory	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Softcore Only
195	eXtreme nose ring of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3
196	mirror disassembled clover	0		
197	rat whisker	0		
198	lime green rat appendix	0		
199	stylish ring	0		Moxie: +25
200	decent snack-sized enchanted fuchsia rat appendix kabob	2	good	Effect: "Human-Undead Hybrid", Effect Duration: 40
201	normal bat wing kabob	4	good	
202	spoiled carob chunks	3	crappy	
203	herbs	0		
204	miniature normal cyan carob chunk cookies	2	good	
205	secret blend of herbs and spices	0		
206	shaking twirling piercing post	0		
207	hippy herbal tea	1	decent	
208	patchouli incense stick	0		
209	upside-down wad of tofu	0		
210	pulsating Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	0		Bonus Resting MP: +7
211	lime green wobbly decorative fountain	0		
212	windchimes	0		
213	jittery perfumed scorching filthy corduroys	0		Hot Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 2xPotato, cap 15"
214	Rosewater's filthy knitted dread sack	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 15"
215	squat Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	0		
216	moldy fancy carob brownies	4	crappy	Effect: "Your Eyes are Peeled!", Effect Duration: 35
217	normal herb brownies	3	good	
218	hemp string	0		
219	skewed skewed necklace chain	0		
220	gnoll teeth	0		
221	jittery gnoll-tooth necklace of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5
222	phat turquoise bead	0		
223	wicked phat turquoise bracelet	0		Spell Damage: +5
224	wobbly red executive eyepatch	0		Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, cap 6"
225	moldy miniature tofu casserole	2	crappy	
226	dehydrated can of Red Minotaur	1	decent	Effect: "The Power of Negative Thinking", Effect Duration: 20
227	mirror Tesla Kentucky-fried meat sword	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
228	wobbly Kentucky-fried meat staff of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100
229	healthy Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20
230	squat Jim Carey's dead guy's watch	0		Monster Level: +25, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
231	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	0		
232	wobbly Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	0		
233	maroon Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	0		
234	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	0		
235	foul-smelling Bigger Bugfinder Blade of the boozehound	0		Stench Damage: +10, Booze Drop: +100
236	tumbling Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	0		
237	weak artisanal bottle of gin	2	EPIC	
238	drinkable bottle of vodka	3	good	
239	Jack Frost's Orcish baseball cap of the brazier	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 15"
240	ghostly nippy Orcish cargo shorts of the blizzard	0		Cold Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 2xGhuol, cap 15"
241	horrifying Orcish frat-paddle	0		Spooky Damage: +25
242	moldy small wobbly	2	crappy	
243	miniature bland enchanted jittery grapefruit	2	decent	Effect: "Boo Tea", Effect Duration: 40
244	normal grapes	4	good	
245	spoiled fancy olive	3	crappy	Effect: "Hairless and Airless", Effect Duration: 50
246	low-calorie moldy tomato	1	crappy	
247	fermenting powder	0		
248	acceptable practically non-alcoholic ghostly salty dog	1	good	
249	drinkable yellow bloody mary	3	good	
250	delicious irresponsibly strong blinking screwdriver	10	awesome	
251	irresponsibly strong hand-crafted martini	9	EPIC	
252	artisanal watered-down bloody beer	2	EPIC	
253	artisanal weak twirling shot of schnapps	2	EPIC	
254	weak acceptable shot of grapefruit schnapps	2	good	
255	tolerable weak fine wine	2	good	
256	watered-down tolerable shaking blurry shot of tomato schnapps	2	good	
257	mediocre extra-spicy bloody mary	4	decent	
258	dense meat stack	0		
259	blue snake skin	0		
260	miniature moldy huge White Citadel fries	2	crappy	
261	flavorless squat White Citadel burger	4	decent	
262	adequate special snack-sized piece of wedding cake	2	good	Effect: "Chief Executive Optimism", Effect Duration: 25
263	big flavorless chocolate chips	5	decent	
264	bland big chocolate chip cookies	5	decent	
265	stylish satin pants	0		Moxie: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xPotato, cap 10"
266	perfectly mixed lightning	3	EPIC	
267	mullet wig of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 10"
268	meat cowboy hat of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 3xLep, cap 10"
269	wobbly family-friendly sword	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1
270	picket fence	0		
271	modified pulsating huge blue barbell	1		
272	powdered green concentrated magicalness pill	1		Effect: "Booze Goozles", Effect Duration: 35
273	boiled spinning moxie weed	1		
274	spinning Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	0		
275	mosquito larva	0		
276	leprechaun hatchling	0		
277	powdered purple wobbly extra-strength strongness elixir	1		Effect: "Crocodile Tear", Effect Duration: 20
278	pickled ghostly jug-o-magicalness	1		
279	distilled tumbling suntan lotion of moxiousness	1		Effect: "Human-Constellation Hybrid", Effect Duration: 35
280	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	0		
281	gasmask of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 12"
282	Boris's key	0		
283	wobbly Jarlsberg's key	0		
284	Sneaky Pete's key	0		
285	twirling groovy walrus-tusk earring	0		Moxie Percent: +10
286	rosy-cheeked ring of half-assed regeneration	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Single Equip
287	electrified Boris's ring	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
288	ghostly huge potato sprout	0		
289	Da Vinci's Jarlsberg's earring	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5
290	frosty Sneaky Pete's breath spray	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
291	slick can of maces of chilblains	0		Moxie: +10, Cold Damage: +25
292	quilted rubber axe	0		Damage Absorption: +40
293	fuchsia Usain Bolt's chef's hat of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xLep, cap 7"
294	mirror jittery smartaleck's pail	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, cap 7"
295	demonskin trousers of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 3xPotato, cap 17"
296	huge green dungeoneer's dungarees of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 4xPotato, cap 7"
297	colloidal purple bouncing tamarind-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Ooh, Bitter!", Effect Duration: 40
298	boiled triple-pickled ghostly lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "You Know Who to Call", Effect Duration: 59
299	extra-unsweetened cold-filtered pickle-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Crying, Dying", Effect Duration: 50
300	magnetized deionized warmed jabañero-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Puzzle Fury", Effect Duration: 53
301	green flat dough	0		
302	immense adequate Knob sausage	10	good	
303	tasty snack-sized Knob mushroom	2	awesome	
304	dry noodles	0		
305	mirror Knob Goblin harem pants of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 8xPotato, cap 2"
306	groovy Knob Goblin harem veil	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "5xLep, cap 2"
307	frozen skewed Knob Goblin perfume	0		Effect: "Flower Power", Effect Duration: 34
308	Knob Goblin elite helm of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, cap 15"
309	scandalous Knob Goblin elite pants	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, cap 15"
310	smartaleck's Knob Goblin elite polearm	0		Moxie Percent: +30
311	hill of beans	0		
312	mirror Knob Goblin visor of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 12"
313	jittery fireproof Crown of the Goblin King	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 17"
314	small decent bean burrito	2	good	
315	decent blinking bean burrito	3	good	
316	bland skewed insanely bean burrito	3	decent	
317	adequate bean burrito	3	good	
318	bland bean burrito	3	decent	
319	normal snack-sized insanely bean burrito	2	good	
320	adequate bat haggis	4	good	
321	toothsome menudo	4	awesome	
322	adequate jumbo tumbling goat cheese	5	good	
323	rotten super-sized plain pizza	5	crappy	
324	flavorless massive purple sausage pizza	10	decent	
325	low-calorie bland goat cheese pizza	1	decent	
326	yummy huge mushroom pizza	10	awesome	
327	blurry pulsating goat	0		
328	acceptable fuchsia bottle of whiskey	3	good	
329	double-paned goat beard	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 15"
330	huge huge glass of goat's milk	1	good	
331	mediocre spirit-forward Canadian	5	decent	
332	flavorless lemon	3	decent	
333	spoiled lime	4	crappy	
334	blurry olive hardened sabre teeth	0		Damage Reduction: 3
335	spinning sabre-toothed lime cub	0		
336	consolation ribbon of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25
337	ol' trophy	0		
338	tenderizing hammer	0		
339	blinking Cobb's Knob lab key	0		
340	frozen denatured unsweetened Knob Goblin steroids	0		Effect: "Industrial Strength Starch", Effect Duration: 46
341	aerosolized Knob Goblin love potion	0		Effect: "Shamboozled", Effect Duration: 68
342	Knob Goblin stink bomb	0		
343	double-energized moist Knob Goblin sharpening spray	0		Effect: "Can't Smell Nothin'", Effect Duration: 59
344	purple upside-down Knob Goblin seltzer	0		
345	purple Knob Goblin superseltzer	0		
346	lime green scrumptious reagent	0		
347	Dyspepsi-Cola	0		
348	curative ninja mask	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xBarrr, cap 20"
349	icy katana hilt	0		
350	hot katana blade	0		
351	wobbly beefcake's icy-hot katana of the storm	0		Muscle: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +40
352	double-paned ninja hot pants	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 3xPotato, cap 17"
353	ninja stars	0		
354	medical-grade curative nunchaku	0		HP Regen Min: 10, HP Regen Max: 15
355	eXtreme scarf of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 25"
356	lightning-fast snowboarder pants	0		Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 25"
357	Mountain Stream soda	0		
358	adequate diet gr8ps	1	good	
359	thick flavorless t8r tots	5	decent	
360	mirror shellacked miner's helmet	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 20"
361	shaking stylish miner's pants	0		Moxie: +25, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1.5xPotato, cap 20"
362	twirling 7-Foot Dwarven mattock of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3
363	linoleum ore	0		
364	shaking spinning asbestos ore	0		
365	chrome ore	0		
366	linoleum sword hilt	0		
367	linoleum stick	0		
368	linoleum crossbow string	0		
369	mirror asbestos sword hilt	0		
370	asbestos stick	0		
371	upside-down asbestos crossbow string	0		
372	olive chrome sword hilt	0		
373	shaking chrome stick	0		
374	chrome crossbow string	0		
375	blinking linoleum meat stack	0		
376	bouncing asbestos meat stack	0		
377	chrome meat stack	0		
378	linoleum sword of the empath of chilblains	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Cold Damage: +25
379	zippy linoleum staff of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Initiative: +20
380	Annie Oakley's linoleum crossbow of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +20
381	MacGyver's asbestos sword of Leguizamo	0		Maximum MP: +100, Monster Level: +20
382	tumbling yellow Jeselnik's Fonzie's asbestos staff	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Sleaze Damage: +25
383	bouncing blurry executive manspreader's asbestos crossbow	0		Monster Level: +10, Meat Drop: +40
384	aromatic steel-toed chrome sword	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Stench Resistance: +1
385	scandalous Tesla chrome staff	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
386	bouncing chrome crossbow of the overflowing toilet of temperance	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +5
387	fuzzy dice	0		
388	yeti fur	0		
389	healthy meaty helmet turtle	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 17"
390	narrow asbestos helmet turtle of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xFairy, cap 20"
391	jittery linoleum helmet turtle of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xFairy, cap 25"
392	olive horrifying chrome helmet turtle	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xFairy, cap 30"
393	penguin skin	0		
394	squat blinking gray yak skin	0		
395	shaking tumbling hippopotamus skin	0		
396	jittery blue family-friendly penguin shorts	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xGhuol, cap 30"
397	narrow clever yakskin pants	0		Maximum MP: +20, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato, cap 35"
398	wicked hippopotamus pants	0		Spell Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 32"
399	brawny eXtreme mittens	0		Muscle Percent: +20
400	handful of drink tickets	0		
401	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	0		
402	swashbuckling pants of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 1.5xFairy, cap 20"
403	Da Vinci's shoulder parrot	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5
404	purple Jack Frost's acoustic guitarrr	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50
405	wobbly sunken chest	0		
406	pirate pelvis	0		
407	pirate skull	0		
408	pirate skeleton	0		
409	vial of patchouli oil	0		
410	lime green sk8board of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25
411	Jolly Roger charrrm	0		
412	barrrnacle	0		
413	olive slick Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	0		Moxie: +10
414	tumbling crowbarrr of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20
415	wobbly Jack Frost's leotarrrd	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 22"
416	twirling lard-coated safarrri hat	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, cap 22"
417	galvanized triple-alkaline altered henna tattoo	0		Effect: "Chauve-Souris Merde Fou", Effect Duration: 11
418	enhanced oxidized Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	0		Effect: "Engorged Weapon", Effect Duration: 33
419	non-colloidal non-vacuum-sealed huge squat serum of sarcasm	0		Effect: "Bugbear in Tooth and Claw", Effect Duration: 61
420	dry bouncing tomato juice of powerful power	0		Effect: "Cat-Alyzed", Effect Duration: 15
421	double-improved corrupted philter of phorce	0		Effect: "Triangle, Man", Effect Duration: 54
422	adjusted enhanced purple potion of potency	0		Effect: "Bugbear in Tooth and Claw", Effect Duration: 45
423	modified polymerized ghostly skewed huge cordial of concentration	0		Effect: "Thickest, Sickest", Effect Duration: 17
424	pickled ointment of the occult	0		Effect: "The Dark Lord Rides in Force Tonight", Effect Duration: 46
425	energized polarized nitrogenated ghostly oil of expertise	0		Effect: "Provocative Perkiness", Effect Duration: 32
426	vacuum-sealed liquefied maroon skewed potion of temporary gr8ness	0		Effect: "Nutrient-Rich", Effect Duration: 16
427	smelly box	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Wiki Name: "box"
428	mirror nothing-in-the-box	0		
429	beanbag chair	0		Bonus Resting MP: +30
430	acid-squirting flower	0		Single Equip, Thorns: 1
431	clown shoes of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Clowniness: 25
432	maroon pulsating bloody clown pants of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Clowniness: 25, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 2xFairy, cap 12"
433	bouncing skinny balloon	0		
434	skewed deadly balloon helmet	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Clowniness: 25, Familiar Effect: "3xFairy, cap 12"
435	wool sizzling balloon sword	0		Hot Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Clowniness: 50
436	purple balloon monkey	0		
437	squat twirling chef skull	0		
438	chef-in-the-box	0		
439	bartender skull	0		
440	bartender-in-the-box	0		
441	tumbling wobbly chef-skull-in-the-box	0		
442	bartender-skull-in-the-box	0		
443	beer lens	0		
444	tumbling beer goggles	0		
445	squat nasty box-in-the-box	0		Stench Damage: +5
446	nothing-in-the-box-in-the-box	0		
447	shaking nasty box-in-the-box-in-the-box	0		Stench Damage: +5
448	rosewater-soaked savvy foolscap fool's cap	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Stench Resistance: +3, Clowniness: 25, Familiar Effect: "3xVolley, cap 10"
449	clown nose of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Clowniness: 25
450	pretentious paintbrush	0		
451	blurry tumbling pretentious palette	0		
452	ghostly disease	0		
453	sober pill	0		
454	cyan screwdriver	0		
455	flavorless small jumbo olive	2	decent	
456	triple-distilled lousy maroon dry martini	9	decent	
457	flame-wreathed ye olde golde frontes	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip
458	twirling spinning continuum transfunctioner	0		
459	lime green pixel	0		
460	pixel	0		
461	pixel	0		
462	wobbly squat pixel	0		
463	pixel	0		
464	pixel potion	0		
465	gray pixel potion	0		
466	pixel potion	0		
467	massive bland pixel pie	7	decent	
468	ruby W	0		
469	bouncing cyan wussiness potion	0		
470	hand-crafted practically non-alcoholic Imp Ale	1	EPIC	
471	yummy hot wing	3	awesome	
472	bouncing twirling Sinatra's diamond-studded cane	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Class: "Disco Bandit"
473	huge twirling smelly crutch	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10
474	cast	0		
475	blinking rosy-cheeked mask of incineration	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xBarrr, cap 15"
476	squat bouncing hellion cube	0		
477	squat arcane researcher's infernal insoles of vim and vigor	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +50
478	evil arch	0		
479	dodecagram	0		
480	blinking box of birthday candles	0		
481	tumbling eldritch butterknife	0		
482	forbidden Mr. Container	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2004-12"
483	gray Usain Bolt's Newbiesport™ backpack	0		Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2004-12"
484	hale hemp backpack	0		Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2004-12"
485	red snakehead charrrm	0		
486	Talisman o' Namsilat of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Single Equip
487	chilly arrrgyle socks	0		Cold Damage: +5
488	tumbling guitar pick	0		
489	drab sonata	0		
490	upside-down auspicious steel-toed mesh cap	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Item Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 41"
491	enormous belt buckle	0		
492	pulsating nippy rock-hard chaps	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Cold Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xBarrr, cap 40"
493	shaking mirror ketchup hound	0		
494	skewed chaotic batblade	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10
495	fuchsia spinning ghostly catgut	0		
496	pulsating cat appendix	0		
497	gnatwing	0		
498	bland diet papaya	1	decent	
499	blurry fuchsia Oprah's Da Vinci's denim axe	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Maximum MP Percent: +50
500	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	0		
501	rotten enchanted Elfin shortbread	3	crappy	Effect: "Shrimpin' Ain't Easy", Effect Duration: 15
502	pagoda plans	0		
503	decent skewered cat appendix	3	good	
504	skewed evil arches	0		
505	pulsating greasy crafty gnatwing earring	0		Maximum MP: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
506	snack-sized rotten Hell broth	2	crappy	
507	blue foul-smelling thunderrr guitarrr	0		Stench Damage: +10
508	sonata	0		
509	Hey Deze nuts	0		
510	Boris's key lime	0		
511	huge Jarlsberg's key lime	0		
512	Sneaky Pete's key lime	0		
513	miniature bland ghostly Boris's key lime pie	2	decent	
514	immense adequate Jarlsberg's key lime pie	9	good	
515	thick stale Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	5	decent	
516	yellow Hey Deze map	0		
517	teal Socratic bejeweled accordion strap	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Class: "Accordion Thief"
518	squat blurry mystery juice	0		
519	moxie magnet	0		Moxie Controls MP
520	leaflet	0		
521	olive kickback cookbook of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100
522	one-winged stab bat	0		
523	rewinged stab bat	0		
524	acceptable papaya sling	4	good	
525	grue egg	0		
526	shaking Frobozz Real-Estate Company Instant House (TM)	0		
527	volleyball	0		
528	purple blood-faced volleyball	0		
529	upside-down huge fertilized ghuol egg	0		
530	aerosolized spray paint	0		Effect: "Stinkybeard", Effect Duration: 30
531	cyan aromatic special sauce glove	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Class: "Sauceror", Single Equip
532	ladle of mystery of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Class: "Sauceror"
533	upside-down Gnollish toolbox	0		
534	abridged dictionary	0		
535	bridge	0		
536	dictionary	0		
537	teal pr0n legs	0		
538	sinister f3d0r4	0		Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 27"
539	upside-down lowercase N	0		
540	magnetized Tasty Fun Good rice candy	0		Effect: "On Pins and Needles", Effect Duration: 52
541	draggin' ball hat of the cougar of James Dean	0		Moxie: +20, Experience (Moxie): +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 25"
542	pulsating tumbling strapping 1337 7r0uZ0RZ of the boozehound	0		Muscle: +5, Booze Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, cap 27"
543	stale fancy Trollhouse cookies	3	decent	Effect: "Extra-Sharp Weapon", Effect Duration: 5
544	jittery dog trainer's talons of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Experience (familiar): +1
545	massive adequate Spam Witch sammich	7	good	
546	meat vortex	0		
547	jittery 334 scroll	0		
548	668 scroll	0		
549	pulsating 30669 scroll	0		
550	huge 33398 scroll	0		
551	64067 scroll	0		
552	64735 scroll	0		
553	31337 scroll	0		
554	flavorless small pr0n cocktail	2	decent	
555	blurry Da Vinci's drywall axe of Calamity Jane	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Critical Hit Percent: +15
556	red deadly Pine-Fresh air freshener	0		Weapon Damage: +5
557	special weak perfectly mixed whiskey and cola	2	EPIC	Effect: "20-20 Second Sight", Effect Duration: 20
558	rotten tumbling papaya taco	3	crappy	
559	razor-sharp can lid	0		
560	stale fuchsia stalk of asparagus	3	decent	
561	pregnant mushroom	0		
562	shaking ratgut	0		
563	sonar-in-a-biscuit	0		
564	lousy Mad Train wine	3	decent	
565	blurry squat hobo gloves of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Single Equip
566	hale bum cheek	0		Maximum HP: +20, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xVolley, cap 5"
567	squat olive hermit script	0		
568	moldy super-sized Double Bacon Beelzeburger	5	crappy	
569	yummy red jittery Lord of the Flies-sized fries	3	awesome	
570	moldy Chicken Sandwich	3	crappy	
571	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	1	EPIC	
572	immense normal Children's Meal of the Damned	10	good	
573	normal half-sized pulsating noodles	2	good	
574	gigantic flavorless noodles	9	decent	
575	flavorless painful penne pasta	3	decent	
576	spoiled ghostly ravioli della hippy	3	crappy	
577	normal bite-sized pr0n m4nic0tti	1	good	
578	spoiled half-sized special Hell ramen	2	crappy	Effect: "Stuck That Way", Effect Duration: 50
579	bland miniature boring spaghetti	2	decent	
580	squat sauce of the ages	0		
581	schmancy cheese sauce	0		
582	wobbly Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	0		
583	toothsome big jittery fettucini Inconnu	5	awesome	
584	normal small spaghetti with Skullheads	2	good	
585	normal gnocchetti di Nietzsche	3	good	
586	prompt ridiculously huge sword of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Adventures: +3
587	enhanced unsweetened upside-down blurry green super-spiky hair gel	0		Effect: "Oiled Skin", Effect Duration: 31
588	soft echo eyedrop antidote	0		
589	fancy bland cocoa eggshell fragment	4	decent	Effect: "Brother Smothers's Blessing", Effect Duration: 15
590	adequate cocoa eggshell fragment	3	good	
591	cocoa egg	0		
592	tumbling narrow house	0		
593	phonics down	0		
594	rock-hard amulet of extreme plot significance	0		Damage Reduction: 5
595	scroll of drastic healing	0		
596	nippy titanium assault umbrella	0		Cold Damage: +10
597	greedy Mohawk wig	0		Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 35"
598	the Slug Lord's map	0		
599	spinning Van der Graaf pants of the Slug Lord	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 3xPotato, cap 8"
600	mirror knitted stylish Dr. Hobo's scalpel	0		Moxie: +25, Cold Resistance: +3
601	blurry skewed Dr. Hobo's map	0		
602	Degrassi Knoll shopping list	0		
603	Item #13	0		
604	Penultimate Fantasy chest	0		
605	yellow Tissue Paper Immateria	0		
606	Tin Foil Immateria	0		
607	Gauze Immateria	0		
608	Plastic Wrap Immateria	0		
609	pulsating S.O.C.K.	0		
610	blinking procrastination potion	0		
611	D	0		
612	original G	0		
613	bouncing plot hole	0		
614	pressed unsweetened probability potion	0		Effect: "Squirming Like a Toad", Effect Duration: 50
615	pulsating chaos butterfly	0		
616	furry fur	0		
617	triple-dry anodized skewed teal Angry Farmer candy	0		Effect: "Patched In", Effect Duration: 19
618	vacuum-sealed dry blurry Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	0		Effect: "The Q Is Talking To You", Effect Duration: 20
619	MacGyver's needle	0		Maximum MP: +100
620	electrified extra-enhanced thin candle	0		Effect: "Memory of Attractiveness", Effect Duration: 60
621	olive Warm Subject gift certificate	0		
622	awful poetry journal	0		
623	WA	0		
624	NG	0		
625	wang	0		
626	gray Wand of Nagamar	0		
627	ND	0		
628	metallic A	0		
629	greedy eye	0		Meat Drop: +20
630	shaking photoprotoneutron torpedo	0		
631	furry pants of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, MP regen, cap 37"
632	shaking medical-grade disturbing fanfic	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
633	veiny deadly wolf mask	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum HP: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, HP regen, cap 37"
634	cyan cool whip	0		
635	tumbling coward's paper umbrella	0		Monster Level: -20
636	meat globe	0		
637	toaster	0		
638	olive auspicious nippy asshat	0		Cold Damage: +10, Item Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xVolley, cap 7"
639	miniature toothsome abominable snowcone	2	awesome	
640	Ent cider	1	crappy	
641	yummy toast	3	awesome	
642	skeleton key	0		
643	skeleton key ring	0		
644	Crimbo pressie	0		Last Available: "2003-12"
645	wrapping paper	0		Last Available: "2003-12"
646	fancy spoiled huge fruitcake	6	crappy	Effect: "Flower Power", Effect Duration: 20
647	present	0		Last Available: "2004-11"
648	twirling rosewater-soaked Crimbo sword	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2004-10"
649	auspicious Crimbo hat	0		Item Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "1.75xVolley, 1.75xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-10"
650	blue chilly Crimbo pants	0		Cold Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-10"
651	stanky exclusive ultra-rare item	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25
652	yellow quantum egg	0		
653	intragalactic rowboat	0		
654	blurry star	0		
655	skewed blue line	0		
656	star chart	0		
657	chilly star sword	0		Cold Damage: +5
658	hale star crossbow	0		Maximum HP: +20
659	greasy star staff	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
660	beefcake's star pants	0		Muscle: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 41"
661	fortified star hat	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 0.5xPotato, cap 41"
662	narrow Fonzie's star buckler	0		Experience (Moxie): +1
663	bouncing star throwing star	0		
664	star starfish	0		
665	Richard's star key	0		
666	lion tamer's savvy steaming evil of bravery	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience (familiar): +2, Spooky Resistance: +5
667	castle map	0		
668	shaking executive spiked femur	0		Meat Drop: +40
669	small stale ghuol guolash	2	decent	
670	purple tumbling friendly lihc face	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr, cap 22"
671	vibrating grave robbing shovel of the overflowing toilet	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50
672	decent cranberries	4	good	
673	artisanal irresponsibly strong vodka and cranberry	7	EPIC	
674	artisanal whiskey	3	EPIC	
675	censurious skull of the Bonerdagon	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3
676	green dragonbone belt buckle	0		
677	chaotic badass belt	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10
678	twirling chest of the Bonerdagon	0		
679	watered-down smooth olive roll in the hay	2	awesome	
680	hand-crafted slap and tickle	3	EPIC	
681	practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed slip 'n' slide	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
682	tolerable a sump'm sump'm	3	good	
683	drinkable weak horizontal tango	2	good	
684	enchanted practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed pink pony	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Effect: "Muscle Unbound", Effect Duration: 25
685	skewed lard-coated Annie Oakley's Mr. Shirt of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
686	wobbly thinker's knuckles	0		Mysticality: +10
687	boiled pulsating blood of the Wereseal	0		Effect: "Polar Express", Effect Duration: 57
688	chaotic pixel hat	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xVolley, cap 12"
689	steel-toed pixel pants	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Familiar Effect: "atk, 4xPotato, cap 12"
690	pixel sword of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5
691	digital key	0		
692	Ascension Souvenir T-Shirt	0		
693	spinning asbestos-lined harem girl t-shirt	0		Hot Resistance: +5
694	inspector's Knob Goblin elite shirt	0		Item Drop: +15
696	frilly shirt of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3
697	Newton's soggy wofl t-shirt	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3
698	beefy loathing eagle baby-doll shirt	0		Muscle: +10
699	skewed Sinatra's pirate shirt	0		Experience (Moxie): +5
700	purple filthy hippy poncho of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25
701	greedy floral print shirt	0		Meat Drop: +20
702	sinister coconut bikini top	0		Spell Damage: +10
703	goth kid t-shirt of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25
704	hamethyst	0		
705	upside-down baconstone	0		
706	porquoise	0		
707	pork elf goodies sack	0		
708	ring setting	0		
709	jewelry-making pliers	0		
711	Usain Bolt's hamethyst earring of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Initiative: +80
712	blinking up-at-dawn gravedigger's chilly hamethyst necklace	0		Cold Damage: +5, Spooky Damage: +10, Adventures: +5, Single Equip
713	aromatic horrifying hamethyst bracelet	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip
714	wool quilted supercool hamethyst ring	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Damage Absorption: +40, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip
715	mirror ribald baconstone earring of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip
716	executive baleful baconstone pendant	0		Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +40
717	shellacked baconstone bracelet of Flo-Jo	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Initiative: +100, Single Equip
718	miser's family-friendly dance instructor's baconstone ring	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip
719	hardy savvy porquoise eyebrow ring	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum HP: +50
720	huge electrified hardy porquoise necklace	0		Maximum HP: +50, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
721	blinking stiffened strapping porquoise bracelet	0		Muscle: +5, Damage Reduction: 1
722	medical-grade studded groovy porquoise ring	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Damage Absorption: +80, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
723	special big decent Knoll mushroom	5	good	Effect: "Ass Over Teakettle", Effect Duration: 30
724	spoiled jittery mushroom	3	crappy	
725	one million meat pancakes	0		
726	rock-hard huge mirror shard	0		Damage Reduction: 5
727	yellow skewed hedge maze puzzle	0		
728	skewed blurry hedge maze key	0		
729	fishbowl	0		
730	pulsating fishtank	0		
731	twirling fish hose	0		
732	hosed tank	0		
733	green hosed fishbowl	0		
734	huge clever makeshift SCUBA gear of chilblains of bravery	0		Maximum MP: +20, Cold Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5, Adventure Underwater
735	shaking easter egg balloon of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25
736	stone tablet (Sinister Strumming)	0		
737	stone tablet (Squeezings of Woe)	0		
738	stone tablet (Really Evil Rhythm)	0		
739	maroon tambourine bells	0		
740	toasty tambourine	0		Hot Damage: +5
741	broken skull	0		
742	big adequate blue Knoll shroomkabob	5	good	
743	spoiled miniature teal mushroom	2	crappy	
744	non-frozen energized huge hair spray	0		Effect: "The Chains Down In The Belly-O", Effect Duration: 32
746	stat script	0		
747	Knob Goblin firecracker	0		
748	upside-down blurry gourd potion	0		
749	toothsome massive tumbling warm mushroom	8	awesome	
750	half-sized stale fancy mushroom quesadilla	2	decent	Effect: "Saucegoggles", Effect Duration: 10
751	normal cool mushroom	4	good	
752	tiny stale mirror cool mushroom casserole	1	decent	
753	bland pointy mushroom	3	decent	
754	miniature normal cream of pointy mushroom soup	2	good	
755	stale bite-sized mushroom	1	decent	
756	tasty squat mushroom	4	awesome	
757	thick moldy mushroom	5	crappy	
758	rotten ghost cucumber	4	crappy	
759	narrow dill	0		
760	vinegar	0		
761	brine	0		
762	artisanal cyan especially salty dog	4	EPIC	
763	olive ghostly pickling solution	0		
764	thick bland spectral pickle	5	decent	
765	briny vinegar	0		
766	twirling pulsating ghost pickle on a stick	0		
767	oxidized boiled bouncing cologne of contempt	0		Effect: "Heart of Orange", Effect Duration: 55
768	skewed foul-smelling spork	0		Stench Damage: +10
769	pulsating frightening voodoo doll	0		Spooky Damage: +5
770	squat spinning Fonzie's educational basic meat fez	0		Experience: +1, Experience (Moxie): +1, Familiar Effect: "3xLep, cap 11"
771	tassel	0		
772	weightlifter's foon	0		Muscle: +15
773	experienced beefcake's basic meat spork	0		Muscle: +25, Experience: +2
774	upside-down auspicious medical-grade basic meat foon	0		Item Drop: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
775	upside-down pulsating Yeti Protest Sign	0		
776	ghostly MacGyver's kneecapping stick	0		Maximum MP: +100
777	mirror ribald iron pasta spoon	0		Sleaze Damage: +10
778	blinking support cummerbund of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10
779	Mob Penguin cellular phone	0		
780	mirror scroll of pasta summoning	0		
781	improved twirling mafia aria	0		Effect: "Down With Chow", Effect Duration: 19
782	shaking Mr. Exploiter	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
783	shaking 'Villa' document	0		
784	mediocre Acqua Del Piatto Merlot	4	decent	Last Available: "2004-10"
785	fuchsia raffle ticket	0		
786	flavorless strawberry	4	decent	
787	mediocre bottle of rum	3	decent	
788	artisanal strawberry daiquiri	4	EPIC	
789	bad spinning rum and cola	3	decent	
790	special watered-down delicious grog	2	awesome	Effect: "Gummi Badass", Effect Duration: 45
791	friendly stylish Mafia bow tie	0		Moxie: +25, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2004-10"
792	flame-wreathed Golden Mr. Accessory	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Softcore Only
793	enhanced moist double-activated pulsating oil of stability	0		Effect: "Perfect Hair", Effect Duration: 24
794	chilled oxidized jittery blurry gray oil of slipperiness	0		Effect: "Extra Terrestrial", Effect Duration: 20
795	acceptable high-proof red upside-down Acque Luride Grezze Cabernet	8	good	Last Available: "2004-10"
796	lightning-fast knitted weightlifter's cement shoes	0		Muscle: +15, Cold Resistance: +3, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2004-10"
797	artisanal rockin' wagon	3	EPIC	
798	acceptable weak ocean motion	2	good	
799	artisanal fortified fuzzbump	5	EPIC	
800	miniature normal poutine	2	good	
801	moldy small Knob stir-fry	2	crappy	
804	spoiled blurry Knoll stir-fry	4	crappy	
805	bland stir-fry	3	decent	
806	delicious low-calorie asparagus stir-fry	1	awesome	
807	adequate miniature olive stir-fry	2	good	
808	special decent snack-sized Knob sausage stir-fry	2	good	Effect: "Phorcefullness", Effect Duration: 20
809	special flavorless bat wing stir-fry	4	decent	Effect: "Ass Over Teakettle", Effect Duration: 25
810	rotten rat appendix stir-fry	4	crappy	
811	stale tofu stir-fry	3	decent	
812	fancy flavorless pr0n stir-fry	3	decent	Effect: "Really Deep Breath", Effect Duration: 50
813	tasty Knob shells	3	awesome	
814	toothsome diet bätzle	1	awesome	
815	miniature bland bouncing ratini	2	decent	
816	adequate gray Knob stroganoff	3	good	
817	snack-sized bland gray menudo ravioli	2	decent	
818	plus sign	0		
819	milky potion	0		
820	swirly potion	0		
821	bubbly potion	0		
822	smoky potion	0		
823	cloudy potion	0		
824	effervescent potion	0		
825	fizzy potion	0		
826	dark potion	0		
827	murky potion	0		
828	baby killer bee	0		
829	anti-anti-antidote	0		
830	yummy royal jelly	3	awesome	
831	small box	0		
832	box	0		
833	vorpal blade of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
834	baleful arcane researcher's cornuthaum	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, 1.25xFairy, cap 21"
835	curative ring of aggravate monster	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
836	normal mind flayer corpse	3	good	
837	bad upside-down Uovo Marcio Shiraz	3	decent	Last Available: "2004-10"
838	Lo Pan's Mafia stogie of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2004-10"
839	bad watered-down Maiali Sifilitici Pinot Noir	2	decent	Last Available: "2004-10"
840	executive greasy Mafia violin case	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2004-10"
841	lousy tomato daiquiri	3	decent	
842	practically non-alcoholic smooth blue beertini	1	awesome	
843	perfectly mixed practically non-alcoholic salty slug	1	EPIC	
844	extra-dry drinkable tumbling olive papaya slung	5	good	
845	Jeselnik's MAHI fez	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 0.5xPotato, 0.5xLep, 0.5xFairy"
847	heteroerotic frat-paddle	0		
848	hypodermic needle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
849	jittery wobbly Meat detector	0		Familiar Weight: +5
850	many-eyed glasses	0		Familiar Weight: +5
851	prosthetic forehead	0		Familiar Weight: +5
852	shaker of salt	0		Familiar Weight: +5
853	tumbling blundarrrbus	0		Familiar Weight: +5
854	sucky decal	0		Familiar Weight: +5
855	bouncing balloon knife	0		Familiar Weight: +5
856	pulsating shock collar	0		
857	moonglasses	0		
858	palm-frond toupee	0		Familiar Weight: +5
859	knife and fork	0		Familiar Weight: +5
860	purple eye-pod	0		Familiar Weight: +5
861	chocolate spurs	0		Familiar Weight: +5
862	magnifying glass	0		Familiar Weight: +5
863	skewer-mounted razor blade	0		Familiar Weight: +5
864	upside-down stinger	0		Familiar Weight: +5
865	lead necklace	0		Familiar Weight: +3
866	squat shaving cream	0		
867	activated pine tar	0		Effect: "The Halls of Muscularity", Effect Duration: 29
869	spinning twirling green forest tears	0		
870	Temple Grandin's fetus-smashing club	0		Familiar Weight: +7
871	twirling meatcar model	0		Familiar Weight: +5
872	blinking Time Juice	0		Last Available: "2004-01"
873	pulsating twirling rolling pin	0		
874	unrolling pin	0		
875	dog trainer's medical-grade rock-hard crazy bastard sword	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Experience (familiar): +1, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
876	jittery squat thinker's incredibly dense meat gem of James Dean of the early riser	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience (Moxie): +3, Adventures: +7
877	Sinatra's Talisman of Baio	0		Experience (Moxie): +5
878	jittery educational hypnodisk	0		Experience: +1
879	colloidal improved bottle of goofballs	0		Effect: "Vented Spleen", Effect Duration: 39
880	greedy disbelief suspenders	0		Meat Drop: +20
881	nasty supportive bra	0		Stench Damage: +5
882	mirror green Blatantly Canadian	0		
883	maple syrup	1	awesome	
884	los chinos of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, HP regen, cap 13"
885	spinning miser's axe	0		Meat Drop: +10
886	leaflet	0		
887	leaf	0		
888	blinking maple leaf	0		
889	pulsating balaclava of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1.5xLep, cap 12"
890	spoiled miniature balaclava baklava	2	crappy	
891	olive Warehouse 23 bling of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3
892	chaotic sharpshooter's bugbear-smiting sword of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +10
893	artisanal lumbering jack	4	EPIC	
894	Dark Jill-O-Lantern	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
895	Jack Frost's Ms. Accessory	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Softcore Only
896	Mr. Accessory Jr. of the pedagogue of the bloodbag	0		Experience: +3, Maximum HP: +100, Softcore Only
897	coffee sprite	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-10"
898	gray Cheshire Bitten	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-10"
899	blue custom avatar form	0		Free Pull
900	smile-sharpening stone	0		Familiar Weight: +5
901	red espresso maker	0		Familiar Weight: +5
902	blue 100-Watt bulb	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
903	hand-crafted weak cyan Spasmi Dolorosi Del Rene Champagne	2	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2004-10"
904	sharpshooter's Tesla slick school Mafia knickerbockers	0		Moxie: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "5xGhoul, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-10"
905	colloidal electrified ghostly Yummy Tummy bean	0		Effect: "Bats in the Belfry", Effect Duration: 33
906	galvanized quadruple-pickled Rock Pops	0		Effect: "Improved Candy Vision", Effect Duration: 42
907	denatured concentrated Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "Dances with Tweedles", Effect Duration: 24
908	corrupted dry pulsating Cold Hots candy	0		Effect: "Sugary World View", Effect Duration: 50
909	cold-filtered nitrogenated Wint-O-Fresh mint	0		Effect: "Spring Training", Effect Duration: 44
910	delicious dwarf bread	4	awesome	
911	wet denatured squat Senior Mints	0		Effect: "You Know Where to Go", Effect Duration: 17
912	liquefied irradiated pixellated candy heart	0		Effect: "Rotten Memories", Effect Duration: 55
913	chilled liquefied quantum pulsating kobold	0		Effect: "Greased-Up Familiar", Effect Duration: 69
914	yellow blinking hand turkey outline	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2004-11"
915	yam pinky ring	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
916	occult extremely unsafe intergalactic pom poms	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spell Damage Percent: +25
917	Mob Penguin protection contract	0		
918	nippy Radio Free Baseball Cap	0		Cold Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2006-07"
919	Radio Free Pants of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xGhoul, 1xLep, cap 37", Last Available: "2006-07"
920	upside-down smelly Radio Free Foil	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2006-07"
921	decent shaking radio button candy	4	good	
922	severed rocking horse head	0		Item Drop: +5
923	narrow broken cellular phone	0		Last Available: "2004-01"
924	teal crimbo elfling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
925	dental pliers	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
926	chilled ionized Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	0		Effect: "Full of Wist", Effect Duration: 55
927	weak perfectly mixed Ferita Del Petto Zinfandel	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2006-12"
928	fuzzy bracelets of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
929	lard-coated arse-shooting crossbow	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
931	smooth spiced rum	4	awesome	
932	bad squat eggnog	3	decent	
933	spoiled candy cane	4	crappy	
934	rotten skewed blue gingerbread bugbear	3	crappy	
935	olive sage imitation nice watch	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2004-12", Nonstackable Watch
936	Hanukkimbo dreidl	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
937	menorette	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2004-12"
938	personal trainer's plastic sword	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Last Available: "2004-12"
939	gray narrow small Crimbo Pressie	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
940	twirling bow	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
941	shaking Crimbo stocking	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
942	pulsating jittery hardened bowler	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 1.5xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-12"
943	personal trainer's Samson's bow staff	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Last Available: "2004-12"
944	shaking pulsating family-friendly bowlegged pants	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-12"
945	skewered jumbo olive	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
946	skewered lime	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
947	maroon blurry skewered cherry	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
948	acceptable martini	4	good	Last Available: "2004-12"
949	tolerable grogtini	3	good	Last Available: "2004-12"
950	acceptable cherry bomb	3	good	Last Available: "2004-12"
951	extra special Crimbo stocking	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
952	ghostly occult baleful hockey mask	0		Spell Damage: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1.5xGhuol, cap 25"
953	pulsating jittery penguin-smacking club	0		Familiar Damage: +15
954	orphan baby yeti	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
955	lightning-fast fez of etymology	0		Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 30"
956	bland carob chunk noodles	3	decent	
957	fancy moldy chorizo brownies	4	crappy	Effect: "Bread Burps", Effect Duration: 30
958	flavorless massive chocolate and tomato pizza	9	decent	
959	flange	0		
960	clockwork key	0		
961	silk garter snake	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
962	velvet choker	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
963	perfumed steel-toed plastic seal clubber	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Stench Resistance: +5
964	Socratic plastic turtle tamer of James Dean	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Experience (Moxie): +3
965	upside-down plastic pastamancer of the brute of Tarzan	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Experience (Muscle): +3
966	boxer's plastic sauceror of chilblains	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +25
967	tumbling flame-retardant slick plastic disco bandit	0		Moxie: +10, Hot Resistance: +1
968	zippy hardy plastic accordion thief	0		Maximum HP: +50, Initiative: +20
969	Rosewater's plastic mosquito	0		Mysticality Percent: +30
970	wicked plastic leprechaun	0		Spell Damage: +5
971	shaking ghostly plastic levitating potato of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25
972	medical-grade plastic angry goat	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
973	miser's plastic sabre-toothed lime	0		Meat Drop: +10
974	tumbling MacGyver's plastic fuzzy dice	0		Maximum MP: +100
975	medical-grade plastic pirate skeleton	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
976	Jeselnik's plastic barrrnacle	0		Sleaze Damage: +25
977	scandalous plastic howling balloon monkey	0		Sleaze Damage: +5
978	upside-down plastic stab bat of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20
979	blinking fireproof plastic grue	0		Hot Resistance: +3
980	twirling savvy plastic blood-faced volleyball	0		Mysticality Percent: +20
981	executive plastic ghuol whelp	0		Meat Drop: +40
982	green strapping plastic baby gravy fairy	0		Muscle: +5
983	family-friendly plastic cocoabo	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1
984	squat wicked plastic star starfish	0		Spell Damage: +5
985	double-paned plastic ghost pickle on a stick	0		Cold Resistance: +5
986	cyan skewed plastic killer bee of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15
987	pulsating plastic Cheshire bat of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50
988	slick plastic coffee pixie	0		Moxie: +10
989	Fonzie's plastic bitchin' meatcar	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Single Equip
990	huge executive plastic hermit	0		Meat Drop: +40
991	medical-grade steel-toed wizardly plastic Boris	0		Mysticality: +25, Damage Reduction: 9, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
992	MacGyver's Rosewater's cool plastic Jarlsberg	0		Moxie: +5, Mysticality Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +100
993	up-at-dawn plastic Sneaky Pete of the brute of the sewer	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +25, Adventures: +5
994	skewed plastic Susie of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100
995	stale jumbo Lucky Surprise Egg	5	decent	
998	maiden wig	0		Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, cap 8"
999	tumbling maid head	0		
1000	Meat maid	0		
1002	Xlyinia's notebook of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25
1003	soda water	0		
1004	delicious twirling bottle of tequila	3	awesome	
1005	hand-crafted ghostly boxed wine	3	EPIC	
1006	rotten cherry	3	crappy	
1007	skewed sinister coconut shell	0		Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 7"
1008	wobbly ice cubes of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7
1009	weak aged vodka martini	2	awesome	
1010	acceptable whiskey and soda	3	good	
1011	tolerable monkey wrench	3	good	
1012	irresponsibly strong artisanal shaking tequila sunrise	10	EPIC	
1013	lousy red margarita	4	decent	
1014	weak tolerable strawberry wine	2	good	
1015	drinkable wobbly wine spritzer	3	good	
1016	drinkable perpendicular hula	3	good	
1017	bad enchanted weak ducha de oro	2	decent	Effect: "Coated Arms", Effect Duration: 50
1018	lousy green calle de miel	4	decent	
1019	enchanted high-proof perfectly mixed red dry vodka martini	8	EPIC	Effect: "Visions of the Deep Dark Deeps", Effect Duration: 30
1020	mediocre watered-down old-fashioned	2	decent	
1021	high-proof perfectly mixed tequila with training wheels	8	EPIC	
1022	high-proof acceptable sangria	6	good	
1023	artisanal vesper	3	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2004-12"
1024	smooth bodyslam	3	awesome	Last Available: "2004-12"
1025	lousy sangria del diablo	4	decent	Last Available: "2004-12"
1026	yellow Valentine	0		Free Pull
1027	whip kit	0		
1028	blurry buckler buckle	0		
1029	hippo whip of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30
1030	lard-coated penguin whip	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
1031	blue Fonzie's yak whip	0		Experience (Moxie): +1
1032	scandalous gnauga hide whip	0		Sleaze Damage: +5
1033	blinking gnauga hide	0		
1034	blinking weightlifter's hippo skin buckler	0		Muscle: +15
1035	squat dog trainer's penguin skin buckler	0		Experience (familiar): +1
1036	Da Vinci's yakskin buckler	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5
1037	ghostly bouncing bouncing mansplainer's gnauga hide buckler	0		Monster Level: +15
1038	denatured colloidal skewed Connery's Elixir of Audacity	0		Effect: "Third Based", Effect Duration: 27
1040	Tam O'Shanter	0		Meat Drop: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-03"
1041	fancy drinkable beer	3	good	Effect: "Permafrosty", Effect Duration: 10
1042	twirling blinking lard-coated string of beads	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
1043	greasy string of beads	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
1044	Temple Grandin's string of beads	0		Familiar Weight: +7
1045	dog trainer's plastic bottle opener	0		Experience (familiar): +1
1046	chilly traffic cone of horror	0		Cold Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "cap 15", Last Available: "2005-03"
1047	acceptable twirling N. O. Beer	3	good	
1048	boiled huge oyster egg	1		Effect: "Liquidy Smoky", Effect Duration: 35
1049	altered upside-down blinking oyster egg	1		Effect: "Elemental Mastery", Effect Duration: 30
1050	modified oyster egg	1		
1051	plastic oyster egg	0		
1052	powdered blurry oyster egg	1		
1053	dried oyster egg	1		
1054	mixed oyster egg	1		
1055	squat plastic oyster egg	0		
1056	vaporized puce oyster egg	1		Effect: "Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration", Effect Duration: 15
1057	distilled puce oyster egg	1		Effect: "Mercenary", Effect Duration: 50
1058	boiled puce oyster egg	1		
1059	mirror puce plastic oyster egg	0		
1060	powdered mirror mirror mauve oyster egg	1		
1061	vaporized huge purple mauve oyster egg	1		Effect: "Ponderous Potency", Effect Duration: 35
1062	denatured twirling mauve oyster egg	1		
1063	mauve plastic oyster egg	0		
1064	denatured narrow oyster egg	1		Effect: "Moon-Eyed", Effect Duration: 25
1065	dehydrated teal oyster egg	1		
1066	compressed blinking oyster egg	1		
1067	pulsating red plastic oyster egg	0		
1068	boiled narrow oyster egg	1		
1069	modified skewed oyster egg	1		
1070	modified blinking oyster egg	1		
1071	plastic oyster egg	0		
1072	powdered ghostly mirror off-white oyster egg	1		Effect: "Hopped Up on Goofballs", Effect Duration: 40
1073	altered tumbling off-white oyster egg	1		Effect: "Twenty-three Squid, Ew", Effect Duration: 35
1074	boiled off-white oyster egg	1		
1075	mirror blinking off-white plastic oyster egg	0		
1076	dehydrated oyster egg	1		
1077	distilled fuchsia blurry oyster egg	1		
1078	distilled oyster egg	1		
1079	plastic oyster egg	0		
1080	narrow oyster basket	0		
1081	blue emo roe	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-04"
1082	jittery gazing shoes	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
1083	personal raindrop	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-04"
1084	rainbow tie	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
1085	pulsating clockwork widget	0		
1086	clockwork thingamajig	0		
1087	teal clockwork doohickey	0		
1088	clockwork clockwise dome	0		
1089	yellow clockwork spine	0		
1090	spinning clockwork rings	0		
1091	clockwork claws	0		
1092	clockwork sheet	0		
1093	squat clockwork counterclockwise dome	0		
1094	blurry clockwork sphere	0		
1095	deactivated MicroMechaMech	0		
1096	clockwork endoskeleton	0		
1097	shaking scorching clockwork hat	0		Hot Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 20"
1098	hardy clockwork trench coat	0		Maximum HP: +50
1099	occult clockwork pants	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 1.5xGhuol, cap 20"
1100	Samson's gnauga hide chaps	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 4xBarrr, cap 20"
1101	ghostly narrow false eyelashes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1102	shaking targeting chip	0		
1103	unwound clockwork grapefruit	0		
1104	spinning Mountie hat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1105	clockwork bartender head	0		
1106	clockwork chef head	0		
1107	clockwork maid head	0		
1108	clockwork detective skull	0		
1109	lime green clockwork bartender-head-in-the-box	0		
1110	cyan clockwork chef-head-in-the-box	0		
1111	clockwork bartender-in-the-box	0		
1112	clockwork chef-in-the-box	0		
1113	clockwork maid	0		
1114	tumbling tisket	0		
1115	tasket	0		
1116	blue annoying pitchfork	0		Monster Level: +5
1117	Oprah's weightlifter's Stupid University Diploma of wisdom	0		Muscle: +15, Mysticality: +15, Maximum MP Percent: +50
1118	pregnant mushroom	0		
1119	pregnant mushroom	0		
1120	pregnant mushroom	0		
1121	inexplicably rock	0		
1122	jittery blue fairy gravy	0		
1123	halfberd of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1124	tumbling small glove	0		
1125	flame-retardant lion tamer's glove of terror	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +1
1126	grievous toothpick	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip
1127	perfumed ninja sword	0		Stench Resistance: +5
1128	teeny-tiny ninja stars	0		
1129	twirling Sinatra's sequined fez	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Familiar Effect: "1.75xLep, cap 20"
1130	blank card	0		
1131	green blinking beet	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1132	Totally Gay Claymore	0		
1133	star shirt of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
1134	cosmetics bag	0		
1135	cold-filtered non-activated eyeliner	0		Effect: "Shamboozled", Effect Duration: 19
1136	non-moist lipstick	0		Effect: "Flame-Retardant Trousers", Effect Duration: 33
1137	fireproof bicycle chain of the boozehound	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Booze Drop: +100
1138	bouncing mushroom fermenting solution	0		
1139	weak acceptable squat mushroom wine	2	good	
1140	drinkable irresponsibly strong icy mushroom wine	6	good	
1141	hand-crafted mushroom wine	4	EPIC	
1142	lousy weak pointy mushroom wine	2	decent	
1143	artisanal yellow flat mushroom wine	3	EPIC	
1144	bad watered-down blue cool mushroom wine	2	decent	
1145	lousy knob mushroom wine	3	decent	
1146	practically non-alcoholic artisanal tumbling knoll mushroom wine	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
1147	drinkable mushroom wine	3	good	
1148	strong perfectly mixed shot of flower schnapps	5	EPIC	
1149	small bland green flower petal pie	2	decent	
1150	drinkable twirling bottle of single-barrel whiskey	3	good	
1151	jittery weightlifter's discarded plastic fork of the storm	0		Muscle: +15, Maximum MP Percent: +40
1152	pulsating gravy-covered maypole	0		Item Drop: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-05"
1153	adequate fancy skewed Retenez L'Herbe Paté	3	good	Effect: "Psalm of Pointiness", Effect Duration: 15
1154	altered blurry Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	1	good	Effect: "Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric", Effect Duration: 10
1155	blurry narrow letter from King Ralph XI	0		
1157	brainy wholeberd	0		Mysticality: +5
1158	vacuum-sealed Meleegra™ pills	0		Effect: "Abominably Slippery", Effect Duration: 29
1159	mariachi G-string	0		
1160	occult irate sombrero	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 3xLep, cap 11"
1161	pulsating pile of candy	0		
1162	altered handsomeness potion	0		Effect: "Wistfully Nostalgic", Effect Duration: 36
1163	diffused frozen marzipan skull	0		Effect: "Tingly Biceps", Effect Duration: 31
1164	poultrygeist	0		
1165	hovering sombrero	0		
1166	blue maracas	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1167	plain brown wrapper	0		
1168	squat less-than-three-shaped box	0		
1169	narrow pulsating exactly-three-shaped box	0		
1170	twirling tumbling chocolate box	0		
1171	coffin	0		
1172	tumbling yellow asbestos box	0		
1173	linoleum box	0		
1174	chrome box	0		
1175	cryptic puzzle box	0		
1176	teal blinking refrigerated biohazard container	0		
1177	magnetic field	0		
1178	blinking huge potted cactus	0		
1179	twirling daisy	0		
1180	maroon potted fern	0		
1181	tulip	0		
1182	Venus flytrap	0		
1183	all-purpose flower	0		
1184	exotic orchid	0		
1185	long-stemmed rose	0		
1186	wobbly gilded lily	0		
1187	deadly nightshade	0		
1188	mirror yellow skewed lotus	0		
1189	can of asparagus	0		
1190	dodecapede	0		
1191	tumbling ghuol whelp	0		
1192	zmobie	0		
1193	Raggedy Hippy doll	0		
1194	squat stab bat	0		
1195	apathetic lizardman doll	0		
1196	yeti	0		
1197	Mob Penguin	0		
1198	sabre-toothed lime	0		
1199	bugbear	0		
1200	adequate big mirror mugcake	5	good	
1201	massive flavorless teal huge urinal cake	9	decent	
1202	flavorless purple Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	3	decent	
1203	massive rotten mirror personalized birthday cake	7	crappy	
1204	miniature normal three-tiered wedding cake	2	good	
1205	stale low-calorie babycakes	1	decent	
1206	stale thick bouncing velvet cake	5	decent	
1207	bland super-sized congratulatory cake	5	decent	
1208	normal angel-food cake	4	good	
1209	spoiled miniature devil's-food cake	2	crappy	
1210	immense stale cyan mirror birthday party jellybean cheesecake	6	decent	
1211	olive balloon	0		
1212	huge balloon	0		
1213	pulsating heart-shaped balloon	0		
1214	blinking anniversary balloon	0		
1215	gray Mylar balloon	0		
1216	blinking Kevlar balloon	0		
1217	thought balloon	0		
1218	rat head balloon	0		Familiar Weight: -3
1219	mini-zeppelin	0		
1220	Mr. Balloon of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15
1221	balloon	0		
1222	crafty Mr. Eh?	0		Maximum MP: +10, Softcore Only
1224	skewed lion tamer's supercool boxer's steel shillelagh	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Moxie Percent: +20, Experience (familiar): +2
1225	purple Oprah's therapeutic steel skullcap of the empath	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Familiar Weight: +5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1xFairy, cap 22"
1226	frightening forbidden Sinatra's steel solitaire	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip
1227	inspector's strapping steel scarf of the sewer	0		Muscle: +5, Stench Damage: +25, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip
1228	mansplainer's sharpshooter's steel slacks of the scaredy-cat	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Monster Level: 0, Familiar Effect: "prismatic atk, 4xBarrr, cap 22"
1229	pulsating careful slick steel suspenders of doom	0		Moxie: +10, Monster Level: -10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
1230	greasy Fonzie's pikestaff of temperance	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5
1231	mansplainer's supercool pith helmet of the businessman	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Monster Level: +15, Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 45"
1232	sizzling fortified pocketwatch of the glutton	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Hot Damage: +10, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip
1233	zippy auspicious careful pinky ring	0		Monster Level: -10, Item Drop: +10, Initiative: +20, Single Equip
1234	Da Vinci's pants of vim and vigor of the boozehound	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Booze Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 45"
1235	zippy chilly pendant	0		Cold Damage: +5, Initiative: +20, Four Songs, Single Equip
1236	olive shaking Sinatra's Herculean hockey stick of furious angry rage	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Experience (Moxie): +5
1237	upside-down tapped lotus	0		
1238	glowsticks	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1239	blinking iced-out bling	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1240	limburger biker boots	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1241	carton of clove cigarettes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1242	deflated inflatable dodecapede	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
1243	skewed toy six-seater hovercraft	0		Familiar Weight: -5, Last Available: "2011-12"
1244	padded Glass Balls of the Goblin King	0		Damage Absorption: +20
1245	blinking sharpshooter's Codpiece of the Goblin King	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Single Equip
1246	asbestos-lined dog trainer's Socratic rib of the Bonerdagon	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Experience (familiar): +1, Hot Resistance: +5
1247	tumbling vertebra of the Bonerdagon	0		
1248	Temple Grandin's shellacked Bonerdagon necklace of the sewer	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Familiar Weight: +7, Stench Damage: +25
1249	tumbling twirling executive Boss Bat britches	0		Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xGhuol, cap 16"
1250	Boss Bat bling of the storm of doom	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
1251	stale teal Knob shroomkabob	3	decent	
1252	fancy miniature rotten shroomkabob	2	crappy	Effect: "Human-Fish Hybrid", Effect Duration: 25
1253	pile of jumping beans	0		
1254	gigantic toothsome jumping bean burrito	10	awesome	
1255	toothsome ghostly jumping bean burrito	3	awesome	
1256	rotten blinking insanely jumping bean burrito	4	crappy	
1257	thick flavorless rat scrapple	5	decent	
1258	bouncing olive pail of pretentious paint	0		
1259	executive baleful traffic cone	0		Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 15", Last Available: "2005-06"
1260	wax lips	0		Experience: +3, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-07"
1261	denatured Hatorade	1		Effect: "Glo-Face", Effect Duration: 35
1262	reassuring smartaleck's sage off-hand balloon	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Moxie Percent: +30, Spooky Resistance: +1
1263	pulsating pygmy bugbear shaman	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
1264	shaking nose-bone fetish	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1265	box of sunshine	0		Free Pull
1266	tasty gloomy mushroom	3	awesome	
1267	olive dead mimic	0		
1268	pine wand	0		
1269	ebony wand	0		
1270	hexagonal wand	0		
1271	aluminum wand	0		
1272	marble wand	0		
1273	magic lamp of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20
1274	compressed twirling Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	1		
1275	huge wobbly basic meat skirt	0		Item Drop: +5, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 3xFairy, cap 10"
1276	acceptable weak Otorian Battle Scar	2	good	
1277	Oprah's basic meat kilt	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 10"
1278	meat skirt of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 11"
1279	meat kilt of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 11"
1280	supercharged penguinskin mini-skirt	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xFairy, cap 30"
1281	huge coward's penguinskin mini-kilt	0		Monster Level: -20, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xFairy, cap 30"
1282	yakskin skirt of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 35"
1283	wool yakskin kilt	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 35"
1284	slick hippopotamus skirt	0		Moxie: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 32"
1285	ghostly Rosewater's hippopotamus kilt	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 32"
1286	squat prompt furry skirt	0		Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 37"
1287	blinking rosewater-soaked furry kilt	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 37"
1288	ghostly gnauga hide skirt of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "2.5xFairy, cap 20"
1289	stylish gnauga hide kilt	0		Moxie: +25, Familiar Effect: "2.5xFairy, cap 20"
1290	moist extra-liquefied shaking jittery wind-up clock	0		Effect: "Ironclad", Effect Duration: 54
1291	Jekyllin hide belt of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-09"
1292	skirt / kilt kit	0		
1293	experienced ring of adornment	0		Experience: +2
1294	Sherlock's nasty ring of increase damage	0		Stench Damage: +5, Item Drop: +25
1295	ring of gain strength	0		Item Drop: +5
1296	shaking beefcake's ring of resistance	0		Muscle: +25
1297	brainy ring of fire resistance	0		Mysticality: +5
1298	greedy ring of conflict	0		Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip
1299	shaking Usain Bolt's pirate hook	0		Initiative: +80
1300	thinker's monster bait	0		Mysticality: +10, Single Equip
1301	boiled lime green skewed deodorant	0		Effect: "Norwhalloped", Effect Duration: 25
1302	moist corrupted reodorant	0		Effect: "Big Flaming Whip", Effect Duration: 26
1303	Mjolnir Jr.	0		
1304	teal doppelshifter egg	0		Free Pull
1305	makeup kit	0		Familiar Weight: +15
1306	twirling zippy traffic cone of the cheetah	0		Initiative: 80, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 2xLep, cap 15", Last Available: "2005-10"
1307	narrow calm attention-deficit demon	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-10"
1308	skewed unwound cymbal-playing monkey	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-10"
1309	attention spanner	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1310	funky fez	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1311	shaking comfy blanket	0		Last Available: "2005-10"
1312	avaricious Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	0		Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip
1313	mirror Lo Pan's Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Single Equip
1314	skewed fireproof Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 3xGhuol, cap 18"
1315	rose-colored glasses of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20
1316	shaking facsimile dictionary	0		
1317	pulsating blood flower	0		
1318	lovecat tail	0		
1319	plastic passion fruit	0		
1320	decent questionable taco	3	good	
1321	Doc's Miracle Cure	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1322	petrified time	0		Last Available: "2005-10"
1323	time helmet of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2005-10"
1324	hardened time trousers	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2005-10"
1325	blinking Van der Graaf time sword	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2005-10"
1326	Annie Oakley's Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "3xFairy, cap 7"
1327	upside-down blinking Cloaca-Cola shield of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25
1328	blinking blurry teal lightning-fast Cloaca-Cola fatigues	0		Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "4xPotato, 1.5x Ghoul, cap 7"
1329	baleful Dyspepsi-Cola shield	0		Spell Damage: +25
1330	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "3.5xPotato, 3xVolley, cap 7"
1331	Cloaca-Cola helmet of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "3xFairy, cap 7"
1332	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	0		
1333	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	0		
1334	Cloaca-Cola	0		
1335	huge Dyspepsi grenade	0		
1336	Cloaca grenade	0		
1338	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	0		
1339	ghostly Cloaca-Cola c-rations	0		
1340	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	0		
1341	upside-down Herculean Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Single Equip
1342	wobbly picture of a dead guy's girlfriend	0		
1343	zombie pineal gland	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1344	super-ionized corrupted anodized squat Gummi-Gnauga	0		Effect: "Human-Orc Hybrid", Effect Duration: 27
1345	chilled pulsating Now and Earlier	0		Effect: "Curse of the Black Pearl Onion", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2020-09"
1346	super-improved quantum skewed spinning Sugar Cog	0		Effect: "Ancient Protected", Effect Duration: 59
1347	loaded serum blowgun	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1348	red narrow empty blowgun	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1349	bouncing gray miniscule temporal rip	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-11"
1350	1.21 jigawatts	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2005-11"
1351	maroon prompt pinky ring	0		Adventures: +3, Single Equip
1352	tolerable redrum	3	good	
1353	bouncing ninja pirate zombie robot	0		
1354	pile of pebbles	0		
1355	flavorless bowl of oriole's nest soup	3	decent	
1356	bunny liver	0		
1357	hand-crafted fancy weak tumbling Mt. Noob Pale Ale	2	EPIC	Effect: "Drunk With Power", Effect Duration: 15
1358	bouncing pirate zombie head	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1359	tumbling ninja pirate zombie robot head	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1360	pirate zombie robot head	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1361	supercool disembodied smile	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Single Equip
1362	sausage	0		
1363	clockwork pirate skull	0		
1364	rhesus monkey	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1365	normal tofurkey leg	4	good	
1366	bland tofurkey gravy	3	decent	
1367	tasty herbal stuffing	4	awesome	
1368	thick spoiled fancy can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	5	crappy	Effect: "Certainty", Effect Duration: 35
1369	special half-sized decent tumbling yams	2	good	Effect: "Alacri Tea", Effect Duration: 50
1370	cool rhinestone cowboy shirt	0		Moxie: +5
1371	fuchsia stanky gingham blouse	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25
1372	Herculean souvenir ski t-shirt	0		Experience (Muscle): +1
1373	sweet nutcracker	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-12"
1374	mandible	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2005-12"
1375	skewed vibrating plastic Crimbo wreath	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2005-12"
1376	Jeselnik's plastic Uncle Crimbo	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2005-12"
1377	rosy-cheeked plastic Crimbo elf	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2005-12"
1378	sizzling plastic sweet nutcracker	0		Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2005-12"
1379	yellow mirror up-at-dawn plastic Crimbo reindeer	0		Adventures: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2005-12"
1381	squat aspirin	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1382	anodized diffused mirror blue chocolate	0		Effect: "Badger Underfoot", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2015-11"
1383	tumbling green length of string	0		
1384	googly eye	0		
1385	stuffing	0		
1386	ghostly felt	0		
1387	skewed upside-down block	0		
1388	toy wheel	0		
1389	lime green yo-yo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
1390	top	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
1391	spinning ball	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
1392	kite	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1393	pet rock	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1394	doppelshifter	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1395	huge teddy bear	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1396	perfumed duck-on-a-string of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2005-12"
1397	narrow toy soldier	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1398	doll house	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1399	groovy toy train	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2005-12"
1400	marionette of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2005-12"
1401	lime green scorching sock monkey	0		Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2005-12"
1402	MacGyver's rag doll	0		Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2005-12"
1403	shaking smelly can of fake snow	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2005-12"
1404	brawny colored-light "necklace"	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Last Available: "2005-12"
1405	skewed energetic tree skirt	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2005-12"
1406	adequate fuchsia wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	4	good	Effect: "Wreathed in Merriment", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
1407	moldy bouncing bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	4	crappy	Effect: "Fury of the Bells", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
1408	delicious tree-shaped Crimbo cookie	3	awesome	Effect: "Yuletide Sappiness", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
1409	cyan clever Unionize The Elves sign	0		Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2005-12"
1410	sleeping snowy owl	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1411	Tome of Snowcone Summoning	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-01", Skill: "Summon Snowcones"
1412	modified blinking snowcone	0		Effect: "Abyssal Blood", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2006-01"
1413	quadruple-deionized polymerized snowcone	0		Effect: "Joyful Resolve", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2006-01"
1414	unsweetened blinking shaking snowcone	0		Effect: "Coldfinger", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2006-01"
1415	pickled liquefied snowcone	0		Effect: "Turkey-Ambitious", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2006-01"
1416	quantum colloidal narrow snowcone	0		Effect: "Twinklebritches", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2006-01"
1417	irradiated nitrogenated snowcone	0		Effect: "Burning Hands", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2006-01"
1418	yellow Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2006-01"
1419	teddy bear sewing kit	0		Last Available: "2006-01"
1420	pulsating dog trainer's crafty traffic cone	0		Maximum MP: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Effect: "2xLep, 2xFairy, cap 15", Last Available: "2006-01"
1421	olive spinning Scandalously Skimpy Bikini	0		Four Songs, Single Equip
1422	huge Sombrero De Vida	0		Four Songs, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, 1xLep, cap 12"
1423	yellow iceberglet	0		Last Available: "2006-02"
1424	blurry shellacked dance instructor's ice sickle	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Damage Reduction: 7, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-02"
1425	beefy ice baby	0		Muscle: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-02"
1426	narrow ice pick of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2006-02"
1427	nippy manspreader's ice skates	0		Monster Level: +10, Cold Damage: +10, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-02"
1428	toothsome snack-sized grue egg omelette	2	awesome	
1429	roll of drink tickets	0		
1430	spinning pregnant gloomy mushroom	0		
1431	blinking pregnant mushroom	0		
1432	decent half-sized mushroom	2	good	
1433	blinking fruit bowl	0		
1434	spinning blurry fruit basket	0		
1435	hot pink lipstick	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1436	hot stuffing	0		
1437	useless powder	0		
1438	colloidal twirling spinning twinkly powder	0		Effect: "Castaway Physique", Effect Duration: 34
1439	quantum hot powder	0		Effect: "Walberg's Dim Bulb", Effect Duration: 35
1440	pressed powder	0		Effect: "Mucilaginous Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 27
1441	pressed powder	0		Effect: "Hood Ridin'", Effect Duration: 58
1442	energized wobbly stench powder	0		Effect: "Psalm of Pointiness", Effect Duration: 45
1443	alkaline shaking sleaze powder	0		Effect: "Electrolit Up", Effect Duration: 26
1444	electrified double-ionized blurry narrow twinkly nuggets	0		Effect: "White-boy Angst", Effect Duration: 19
1445	galvanized polarized hot nuggets	0		Effect: "Expert Vacationer", Effect Duration: 57
1446	triple-liquefied Vulcanized lime green jittery nuggets	0		Effect: "Halloweeny", Effect Duration: 56
1447	denatured cold-filtered huge nuggets	0		Effect: "Itchy Trigger Finger", Effect Duration: 54
1448	denatured super-electrified mirror stench nuggets	0		Effect: "Mucilaginous Muscle", Effect Duration: 33
1449	enhanced pulsating mirror red sleaze nuggets	0		Effect: "Hood Ridin'", Effect Duration: 16
1450	boiled olive twinkly wad	1		
1451	modified tumbling hot wad	1		
1452	diluted red wad	1		Effect: "Braaaains Over Braaaawwn", Effect Duration: 50
1453	dehydrated blurry gray wad	1		
1454	denatured stench wad	1		
1455	vaporized sleaze wad	1		
1456	double daisy	0		
1457	pulsating Goth Giant	0		
1458	snack-sized yummy tumbling Valentine's Day cake	2	awesome	
1459	arrow'd heart balloon	0		
1460	velvet box	0		
1461	squashed frog	0		
1462	jittery lime green eye of newt	0		
1463	mirror salamander spleen	0		
1464	sleazy fairy gravy	0		
1465	mirror suede shortsword	0		
1466	olive bamboo bokuto	0		
1467	blue ghostly 25-meat staff	0		
1468	wobbly two-handed depthsword	0		
1469	bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	0		
1470	blue lead yo-yo	0		
1471	pulsating spinning slightly peevedbow	0		
1472	sack of doorknobs	0		
1473	wobbly ball-and-chain	0		
1474	automatic catapult	0		
1475	fuchsia pentacorn hat	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 10"
1476	shaking narrow goofily-plumed helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 17"
1477	skewed plastic hard hat	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 22"
1478	jittery salad bowl	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 30"
1479	mirror football helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 37"
1480	chain-mail monokini	0		Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 4xBarrr, cap 7"
1481	blinking union scalemail pants	0		Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, cap 12"
1482	huge paper-plate-mail pants	0		Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xBarrr, cap 20"
1483	troutpiece	0		Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 27"
1484	skewed alpha-mail pants	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 35"
1485	greedy veiny rabbit's foot	0		Maximum HP: +10, Meat Drop: +20
1486	jittery lime green massive bag of catnip	0		
1487	hang glider	0		
1488	March hat	0		Free Pull
1489	dormouse	0		
1490	grievous chopsticks of the empath	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Weight: +5
1491	stanky rice bowl	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25
1492	twirling Usain Bolt's ninja mop	0		Initiative: +80
1493	pulsating Temple Grandin's thinker's ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon	0		Mysticality: +10, Familiar Weight: +7
1494	wet squat sugar-coated pine cone	0		Effect: "Analog Drunk", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2020-09"
1495	wool grievous traffic cone	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Cold Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "2xLep, 2xFairy, cap 15", Last Available: "2006-03"
1496	acceptable gloomy mushroom wine	4	good	
1497	weak delicious mushroom wine	2	awesome	
1498	McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning	0		Last Available: "2006-04", Skill: "Summon Hilarious Objects"
1499	whoopie cushion	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1500	blinking fake fake vomit	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1501	modified quadruple-colloidal green explosion-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Disdain of She-Who-Was", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2006-04"
1502	clown hammer	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1503	yellow rubber emo roe	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1504	nitrogenated snowcone	0		Effect: "New Zeal", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2006-04"
1505	ice cube with a fly in it	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1506	acceptable triple-distilled calle de miel with a fly in it	10	good	Last Available: "2006-04"
1507	watered-down perfectly mixed rockin' wagon with a fly in it	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2006-04"
1508	hand-crafted perpendicular hula with a fly in it	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2006-04"
1509	lousy slap and tickle with a fly in it	3	decent	Last Available: "2006-04"
1510	tumbling bag of airline peanuts	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1511	olive wool fake hand	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2006-04"
1512	twisted mirror Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	1		Effect: "Hood Ridin'", Effect Duration: 35
1513	powdered Knob Goblin learning pill	1		Effect: "The Q Is Talking To You", Effect Duration: 20
1514	compressed jittery Knob Goblin eyedrops	1		
1515	boiled Knob Goblin nasal spray	1		Effect: "Walberg's Dim Bulb", Effect Duration: 40
1516	twirling KWE-brand transistor radio	0		
1518	red vampire heart	0		
1519	Talisman of Bakula	0		Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Give In To Your Vampiric Urges"
1520	lime green electrified steel-toed Radio KoL Coffee Mug	0		Damage Reduction: 9, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
1521	jittery Frank Gorshin trophy	0		
1522	huge bouncing coward's dance instructor's Radio Free Jersey	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Monster Level: -20
1523	jittery bottle of used blood	0		
1524	squat cyan wind-up chattering teeth	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1525	red joybuzzer	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shake Hands", Last Available: "2006-04"
1526	purple pet rock "Snooty" disguise	0		Familiar Weight: +11, Equips On: "Pet Rock | Toothsome Rock | Bulky Buddy Box | Holiday Log", Last Available: "2006-04"
1527	olive diamond-studded fronts	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2006-04"
1528	spinning upside-down Annie Oakley's extremely unsafe corkscrew	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2006-04"
1529	jittery bouncing St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1530	fake plastic grass	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
1531	sizzling grass skirt	0		Hot Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1.5xFairy, cap 20", Last Available: "2011-01"
1532	grass hat of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 20", Last Available: "2011-01"
1533	jittery family-friendly grass blade	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2011-01"
1534	wobbly raffle prize box	0		
1536	homeless hobo spirit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-05"
1537	mirror weegee sqouija	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1538	wizardly sparkly engagement ring	0		Mysticality: +25, Single Equip
1539	Tam O'Shatner	0		Meat Drop: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-03"
1540	inspector's Van der Graaf Grimacite goggles	0		Item Drop: +15, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 31", Last Available: "2008-10"
1541	pulsating ruddy experienced Grimacite glaive	0		Experience: +2, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2008-10"
1542	purple Jeselnik's ribald Grimacite greaves	0		Sleaze Damage: 35, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 3xGhoul, cap 37", Last Available: "2008-10"
1543	stiffened Grimacite garter of the scaredy-cat	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2008-10"
1544	razor-sharp Grimacite galoshes of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2008-10"
1545	energetic Grimacite gorget of horror	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2008-10"
1546	flame-retardant Grimacite guayabera	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2008-10"
1547	Socratic Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration of Flo-Jo	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Initiative: +100
1548	tumbling ruddy strapping Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +40
1549	mirror teal MSG	0		
1550	rosewater-soaked second-hand knockoff engagement ring	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip
1551	lousy bottle of Domesticated Turkey	3	decent	
1552	acceptable pulsating bottle of Definit	4	good	
1553	drinkable tumbling blinking bottle of Calcutta Emerald	3	good	
1554	hand-crafted weak bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	2	EPIC	
1555	distilled mediocre bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	5	decent	
1556	triple-distilled perfectly mixed boxed champagne	8	EPIC	
1557	spoiled shaking kumquat	3	crappy	
1558	delicious miniature tangerine	2	awesome	
1559	tonic water	0		
1560	jumbo stale wobbly pulsating cocktail onion	5	decent	
1561	special spoiled raspberry	4	crappy	Effect: "Tiki Thoughtfulness", Effect Duration: 20
1562	moldy kiwi	3	crappy	
1563	artisanal strong whiskey bittersweet	5	EPIC	
1564	tolerable weak mimosette	2	good	
1565	artisanal tequila sunset	3	EPIC	
1566	lousy extra-dry wobbly mirror zmobie	5	decent	Wiki Name: "Zmobie (drink)"
1567	mediocre gin and tonic	3	decent	
1568	practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed squat vodka and tonic	1	super EPIC	
1569	artisanal triple-distilled blinking vodka gibson	9	EPIC	
1570	weak bad gibson	2	decent	
1571	tolerable olive parisian cathouse	4	good	
1572	fancy drinkable watered-down skewed rabbit punch	2	good	Effect: "Horrid, Torrid", Effect Duration: 45
1573	drinkable caipifruta	3	good	
1574	lousy teqiwila	3	decent	
1575	irresponsibly strong hand-crafted squat Divine	9	EPIC	
1576	lousy high-proof fancy olive Gordon Bennett	7	decent	Effect: "Shortened", Effect Duration: 50
1577	strong hand-crafted squat tangarita	5	EPIC	
1578	tolerable high-proof mandarina colada	7	good	
1579	smooth watered-down blinking gimlet	2	awesome	
1580	mediocre brick road	4	decent	
1581	drinkable vodka stratocaster	3	good	
1582	perfectly mixed Neuromancer	4	EPIC	
1583	acceptable weak prussian cathouse	2	good	
1584	aged Mae West	3	awesome	
1585	spirit-forward drinkable Mon Tiki	5	good	
1586	lousy distilled teqiwila slammer	5	decent	
1587	adequate Knob lo mein	3	good	
1588	rotten shaking asparagus lo mein	4	crappy	
1589	rotten special bite-sized squat Knoll lo mein	1	crappy	Effect: "New Zeal", Effect Duration: 30
1590	bland thick lo mein	5	decent	
1591	moldy snack-sized olive lo mein	2	crappy	
1592	super-sized adequate hot hi mein	5	good	
1593	adequate small hi mein	2	good	
1594	moldy jumbo hi mein	5	crappy	
1595	rotten spinning red hi mein	3	crappy	
1596	bland thick sleazy hi mein	5	decent	
1597	upside-down rock-hard Junior LAAAAME merit badge	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Last Available: "2006-05"
1598	sage Senior LAAAAME merit badge	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Last Available: "2006-05"
1599	shaking jazz soap	0		Free Pull, Effect: "Jazz Hands", Effect Duration: 20
1600	lousy practically non-alcoholic tangarita with a fly in it	1	decent	
1601	drinkable weak mandarina colada with a fly in it	2	good	
1602	smooth prussian cathouse with a fly in it	4	awesome	
1603	watered-down mediocre Mae West with a fly in it	2	decent	
1604	twisted astronaut ice-cream	1		Effect: "Antarctic Memories", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2006-05"
1605	shaking delectable catalyst	0		
1606	altered blinking ultimate wad	1		
1607	modified libation of liveliness	0		Effect: "Alchemical, Brother", Effect Duration: 15
1608	quantum activated eyedrops of the ermine	0		Effect: "So Fresh and So Clean", Effect Duration: 25
1609	cold-filtered quantum upside-down red perfume of prejudice	0		Effect: "Savage Beast Inside", Effect Duration: 59
1610	frozen upside-down eyedrops of the ocelot	0		Effect: "Cinnamouth", Effect Duration: 62
1611	tarnished anodized potent potion of potency	0		Effect: "Neuroplastici Tea", Effect Duration: 44
1612	moist boiled concentrated cordial of concentration	0		Effect: "White Knuckles", Effect Duration: 39
1613	beefcake's coffin lid	0		Muscle: +25
1614	upside-down stiffened satin shield	0		Damage Reduction: 1
1615	blurry gray skewed grievous Cerebral Cloche	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, cap 22", Last Available: "2006-06"
1616	nippy Cerebral Culottes	0		Cold Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 1xGhoul, cap 22", Last Available: "2006-06"
1617	mansplainer's Van der Graaf occult Cerebral Crossbow	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Monster Level: +15, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2006-06"
1618	ice stein	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1619	munchies pill	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1620	homeopathic healing powder	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1621	astral badger	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-06"
1622	irradiated astral mushroom	0		Effect: "Spooky Jellied", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2006-06"
1623	olive badger badge	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1624	quadruple-modified diffused bouncing blue-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "The Spy Who Loved XP", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2006-06"
1625	double-pressed magnetized green-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Ten out of Ten", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2006-06"
1626	extra-aerosolized orange-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "20/20 Vision", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2006-06"
1627	electrified purple-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Permanent Halloween", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2006-06"
1628	warmed pink-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Can Has Cyborger", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2006-06"
1629	grievous raspberry beret	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 2xLep, cap 12"
1630	gravedigger's pixel shield	0		Spooky Damage: +10
1631	beer cartilage	0		
1632	skewed Spanish fly trap	0		
1633	Spanish fly	0		
1634	practically non-alcoholic drinkable squat around the world	1	good	
1635	scrumdiddlyumptious solution	0		
1636	Toddler-sized Dragon Costume	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +5, Softcore Only
1637	polymerized magnetized pulsating lotion of hotness	0		Effect: "Filled with Magic", Effect Duration: 57
1638	alkaline squat lotion of coldness	0		Effect: "Tomato Power", Effect Duration: 27
1639	altered ghostly narrow lotion of spookiness	0		Effect: "Holiday Bliss", Effect Duration: 36
1640	triple-liquefied blurry lotion of stench	0		Effect: "Partially Ghosted", Effect Duration: 55
1641	super-activated magnetized lotion of sleaziness	0		Effect: "20/20 Vision", Effect Duration: 56
1642	lousy weak Grimacite Bock	2	decent	Last Available: "2008-11"
1643	fancy stale snack-sized wedge of gray cheese	2	decent	Effect: "Yes, Can Haz", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2008-11"
1644	gray skewed hot and sauce	0		
1645	and sauce	0		
1646	and sauce	0		
1647	bouncing pulsating stench and sauce	0		
1648	maroon sleazy and sauce	0		
1649	brick	0		Free Pull
1650	milk of magnesium	0		
1651	flavorless foie gras	3	decent	
1652	polymerized candy brain	0		Effect: "Cranberry Cordiality", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2020-09"
1653	flame-retardant Da Vinci's strapping jewel-eyed wizard hat	0		Muscle: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Hot Resistance: +1, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Magic Missile", Familiar Effect: "atk, 5xVolley, 5xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2006-07"
1654	Fonzie's boxer's wad of Crovacite	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Experience (Moxie): +1
1655	blue hardened collar of the empath	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Familiar Weight: +5
1656	White Citadel Satisfaction Satchel	0		
1657	onion shurikens	0		
1658	skewed tumbling Cherry Cloaca Cola	0		
1659	Diet Cloaca Cola	0		
1660	skewed Regular Cloaca Cola	0		
1661	prompt Radio KoL Keychain	0		Adventures: +3
1662	jittery brawny Radio KoL Antenna Ball	0		Muscle Percent: +20
1663	jittery brawny Radio KoL Flashlight	0		Muscle Percent: +20
1664	healthy Radio KoL Maracas	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20
1665	Samson's Radio KoL Bottle Opener	0		Experience (Muscle): +5
1666	ribald Radio KoL Patch	0		Sleaze Damage: +10
1667	pulsating knitted Cat-Herding Prod	0		Cold Resistance: +3
1668	star boomerang of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7
1669	upside-down twirling baleful star stiletto	0		Spell Damage: +25
1670	fraudwort	0		
1671	narrow ghostly upside-down shysterweed	0		
1672	twirling swindleblossom	0		
1673	wobbly red friendly grave robbing shovel of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Familiar Weight: +3
1674	superhero mask of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1xFairy, cap 2"
1675	ore	0		
1676	pulsating jittery styrofoam ore	0		
1677	bubblewrap ore	0		
1678	pet rock "Groucho" disguise	0		Familiar Weight: +11, Equips On: "Pet Rock | Toothsome Rock | Bulky Buddy Box | Holiday Log", Last Available: "2011-12"
1679	fuchsia horrifying grievous sword	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spooky Damage: +25
1680	baleful sinister staff	0		Spell Damage: 35
1681	red mansplainer's ruddy bubblewrap sword	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Monster Level: +15
1682	greedy personal trainer's bubblewrap staff	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Meat Drop: +20
1683	personal trainer's bubblewrap crossbow of the sweet-tooth	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Candy Drop: +100
1684	gravedigger's Herculean styrofoam sword	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Spooky Damage: +10
1685	narrow huge Lo Pan's rosy-cheeked styrofoam staff	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Spell Critical Percent: +30
1686	rosy-cheeked styrofoam crossbow of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +30
1687	Platinum Yendorian Express Card	0		
1688	spinning horrifying fortified crossbow	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Spooky Damage: +25
1689	shaking purple ribbon of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2006-07"
1690	ghostly tumbling cool strapping discarded bottlecap	0		Muscle: +5, Moxie: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 38"
1691	resourceful veiny discarded torn-up glove	0		Maximum HP: +10, Maximum MP: +50, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 0.5xPotato, cap 38"
1692	magnetized chilled salamander slurry	0		Effect: "Oiled Skin", Effect Duration: 50
1693	quantum pickled eyedrops of newt	0		Effect: "Metal Speed", Effect Duration: 12
1694	unsweetened Frogade	0		Effect: "Ancient Protected", Effect Duration: 58
1695	nitrogenated non-diffused papotion of papower	0		Effect: "Spiky Hair", Effect Duration: 44
1696	thick adequate royal jelly taco	5	good	
1697	rotten tiny tofu taco	1	crappy	
1698	normal snack-sized shaking jumping bean taco	2	good	
1699	spoiled catgut taco	4	crappy	
1700	stale snack-sized goat cheese taco	2	decent	
1701	adequate pr0n taco	4	good	
1702	chilled alphabet gum	0		Effect: "Mucilaginous Mentalism", Effect Duration: 33
1703	blinking Comma Chameleon egg	0		Free Pull
1704	shingle	0		
1705	blue flaregun	0		
1706	ghostly Rosewater's sword of Calamity Jane of the glutton	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Food Drop: +100
1707	ribald horrifying flypaper staff of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Spooky Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +10
1708	lime green experienced grease gun of the wise owl of the brute	0		Mysticality: +20, Muscle Percent: +30, Experience: +2
1709	teal cool sword of static of the brazier of terror	0		Moxie: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
1710	Newton's weightlifter's wiffle-flail of the overflowing toilet	0		Muscle: +15, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Stench Spell Damage: +50
1711	lightning-fast boxer's bubble bauble bow of Leguizamo	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Monster Level: +20, Initiative: +40
1712	rosewater-soaked lard-coated Frost™ brand sword	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +5
1713	supercharged deadly squeaky staff	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +30
1714	avaricious can cannon of the cougar of the overflowing toilet	0		Moxie: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +30
1715	vibrating starchy sword	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10
1716	bouncing starchy staff of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
1717	chaotic starchy crossbow	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10
1718	dance instructor's Sinatra's pestoblade	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
1719	poutine pole of doom of mayonnaise	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
1720	Tesla personal trainer's curdflinger	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
1721	perfumed Herculean muculent machete	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Stench Resistance: +5
1722	energetic Da Vinci's glistening staff	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Maximum MP Percent: +20
1723	mansplainer's rock-hard repeating crossbow	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Monster Level: +15
1725	squat bigger stick	0		
1726	sinewy crossbow string	0		
1727	sturdy sword hilt	0		
1728	hardy dense meat sword	0		Maximum HP: +50
1729	twirling thinker's dense meat staff	0		Mysticality: +10
1730	blurry blinking dense meat crossbow of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25
1731	clever crafty fortified Spirit Precipice	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum MP: 30
1732	twirling asbestos-lined Temple Grandin's smoldering staff of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Familiar Weight: +7, Hot Resistance: +5
1733	Tesla strapping hot cross bow of the ox	0		Muscle: 25, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
1734	squat sword behind inappropriate prepositions of the ox of chilblains	0		Muscle: +20, Cold Damage: +25, Alters Page Text
1735	gravedigger's hardened Fonzie's meatspout staff	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Damage Reduction: 3, Spooky Damage: +10
1736	executive inspector's beefcake's carob cannon	0		Muscle: +25, Item Drop: +15, Meat Drop: +40
1737	sizzling MacGyver's hale shuddersword	0		Maximum HP: +20, Maximum MP: +100, Hot Damage: +10
1738	lightning-fast greasy horrifying hairy staff	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +40
1739	bouncing spinning scorching projectile icemaker of terror of the glutton	0		Hot Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Food Drop: +100
1740	gravedigger's Oprah's buffalo blade of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Spooky Damage: +10
1741	upside-down friendly manspreader's cheesestick	0		Monster Level: +10, Familiar Weight: +3
1742	censurious clever potato pistol	0		Maximum MP: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +3
1743	Annie Oakley's savory sword	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20
1744	foul-smelling savory staff	0		Stench Damage: +10
1745	cyan spinning rock-hard savory crossbow	0		Damage Reduction: 5
1746	blinking up-at-dawn miser's Super Magic Power Sword X of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +10, Adventures: +5
1747	soylent staff of Tarzan of the empath	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Familiar Weight: +5
1748	blurry dangerous goulauncher of doom	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
1749	defective skull	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1750	Fonzie's Gnollish pie server	0		Experience (Moxie): +1
1751	Tesla Gnollish slotted spoon	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
1752	greasy Knob Goblin spatula	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
1753	shaking Annie Oakley's jack flapper	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20
1754	frightening filthy pestle	0		Spooky Damage: +5
1755	cyan scorching Knob Goblin melon baller	0		Hot Damage: +25
1756	sage huge spoon	0		Mysticality Percent: +10
1757	flame-wreathed pizza cutter	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10
1758	blurry star spatula of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5
1759	wizardly weightlifter's foon of fulmination	0		Muscle: +15, Mysticality: +25
1760	greedy foon of frigidity of the early riser	0		Meat Drop: +20, Adventures: +7
1761	skewed Temple Grandin's clever foon of foulness	0		Maximum MP: +20, Familiar Weight: +7
1762	chilly smooth foon of fearfulness	0		Moxie: +15, Cold Damage: +5
1763	gravedigger's deadly foon of fleshiness	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Spooky Damage: +10
1764	ghostly Spookyraven library key	0		
1765	narrow red Spookyraven gallery key	0		
1766	jittery Spookyraven ballroom key	0		
1767	pack of chewing gum	0		
1768	Gnomish toolbox	0		
1769	yummy fricasseed brains	3	awesome	
1770	yummy gigantic enchanted brains casserole	6	awesome	Effect: "Cancer Rising", Effect Duration: 5
1771	mirror upside-down brainy butcherknife	0		Mysticality: +5
1772	dog trainer's corn holder	0		Experience (familiar): +1
1773	weightlifter's eggbeater	0		Muscle: +15
1774	watered-down tolerable pulsating olive bottle of popskull	2	good	
1775	squat skewed resourceful dishrag	0		Maximum MP: +50
1776	spoiled half-sized maroon stale baguette	2	crappy	
1777	jittery leftovers of indeterminate origin	0		
1778	half-sized moldy shaking dinner	2	crappy	
1779	katana of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Synergetic
1780	blue flame-retardant ram stick	0		Hot Resistance: +1
1781	dangerous enchantlers	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xLep, cap 28"
1782	ram-battering staff of the sewer of temperance	0		Stench Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5
1783	flavorless crazy Turkish delight	4	decent	
1784	cool Snow Queen Crown	0		Moxie: +5, Item Drop: +5, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xGhuol, cap 28"
1785	blurry miser's supercharged Da Vinci's ga-ga radio	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +10
1786	twirling six pack of Mountain Stream	0		
1787	double-moist fuchsia bag of Cheat-Os	0		Effect: "Booze Goozles", Effect Duration: 67
1788	unrefined Mountain Stream syrup	0		
1789	tumbling Mob Penguin	0		
1790	weak bad Ram's Face Lager	2	decent	
1791	ram horns	0		
1792	huge Jeselnik's dangerous Travoltan trousers of the storm	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Sleaze Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xLep, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2006-09", Moxie May Control MP
1793	blinking toasty weightlifter's pool cue	0		Muscle: +15, Hot Damage: +5
1794	corrupted ghostly handful of hand chalk	0		Effect: "Hella Smooth", Effect Duration: 13
1795	Rosewater's Counterclockwise Watch	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
1796	bone collar	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1797	misshapen animal skeleton	0		
1798	pile of animal bones	0		
1799	animal skull	0		
1800	shaking animal cranium	0		
1801	animal jawbone	0		
1802	first cervical vertebra	0		
1803	second cervical vertebra	0		
1804	skewed third cervical vertebra	0		
1805	squat fourth cervical vertebra	0		
1806	teal fifth cervical vertebra	0		
1807	sixth cervical vertebra	0		
1808	seventh cervical vertebra	0		
1809	first thoracic vertebra	0		
1810	lime green second thoracic vertebra	0		
1811	third thoracic vertebra	0		
1812	twirling fourth thoracic vertebra	0		
1813	fifth thoracic vertebra	0		
1814	jittery shaking sixth thoracic vertebra	0		
1815	seventh thoracic vertebra	0		
1816	pulsating eighth thoracic vertebra	0		
1817	ninth thoracic vertebra	0		
1818	shaking tenth thoracic vertebra	0		
1819	cyan eleventh thoracic vertebra	0		
1820	wobbly twelfth thoracic vertebra	0		
1821	first lumbar vertebra	0		
1822	second lumbar vertebra	0		
1823	third lumbar vertebra	0		
1824	fourth lumbar vertebra	0		
1825	blinking fifth lumbar vertebra	0		
1826	sixth lumbar vertebra	0		
1827	seventh lumbar vertebra	0		
1828	upside-down blue sacral vertebrae	0		
1829	ghostly first caudal vertebra	0		
1830	jittery second caudal vertebra	0		
1831	blurry third caudal vertebra	0		
1832	fourth caudal vertebra	0		
1833	twirling fifth caudal vertebra	0		
1834	sixth caudal vertebra	0		
1835	seventh caudal vertebra	0		
1836	eighth caudal vertebra	0		
1837	ninth caudal vertebra	0		
1838	tenth caudal vertebra	0		
1839	left first rib	0		
1840	left second rib	0		
1841	left third rib	0		
1842	twirling mirror left fourth rib	0		
1843	left fifth rib	0		
1844	left sixth rib	0		
1845	left seventh rib	0		
1846	fuchsia left eighth rib	0		
1847	left ninth rib	0		
1848	left tenth rib	0		
1849	left eleventh rib	0		
1850	left twelfth rib	0		
1851	right first rib	0		
1852	right second rib	0		
1853	right third rib	0		
1854	huge right fourth rib	0		
1855	shaking right fifth rib	0		
1856	blinking tumbling right sixth rib	0		
1857	right seventh rib	0		
1858	right eighth rib	0		
1859	purple right ninth rib	0		
1860	right tenth rib	0		
1861	right eleventh rib	0		
1862	yellow pulsating right twelfth rib	0		
1863	animal pelvis	0		
1864	huge left scapula	0		
1865	right scapula	0		
1866	left clavicle	0		
1867	right clavicle	0		
1868	left humerus	0		
1869	lime green right humerus	0		
1870	yellow left radius	0		
1871	right radius	0		
1872	huge left ulna	0		
1873	right ulna	0		
1874	left femur	0		
1875	right femur	0		
1876	left tibia	0		
1877	squat skewed right tibia	0		
1878	teal left fibula	0		
1879	right fibula	0		
1880	blinking left kneecap	0		
1881	teal right kneecap	0		
1882	left first front claw	0		
1883	left second front claw	0		
1884	left third front claw	0		
1885	left fourth front claw	0		
1886	squat right first front claw	0		
1887	right second front claw	0		
1888	narrow right third front claw	0		
1889	right fourth front claw	0		
1890	shaking mirror left thumb	0		
1891	right thumb	0		
1892	ghostly left first rear claw	0		
1893	purple left second rear claw	0		
1894	left third rear claw	0		
1895	ghostly left fourth rear claw	0		
1896	right first rear claw	0		
1897	right second rear claw	0		
1898	right third rear claw	0		
1899	squat right fourth rear claw	0		
1900	cyan frosty 1-ball	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
1901	blurry rosy-cheeked Socratic 2-ball	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum HP Percent: +30
1902	yellow 3-ball of the brazier of doom	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
1903	up-at-dawn Annie Oakley's 4-ball	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Adventures: +5
1904	curative healthy 5-ball	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
1905	lightning-fast arcane researcher's 6-ball	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Initiative: +40
1906	wobbly medical-grade 7-ball	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
1907	8-ball	0		
1910	yellow Van der Graaf Da Vinci's clockwork sword of Leguizamo	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Monster Level: +20, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
1911	greedy scorching sinister clockwork staff	0		Spell Damage: +10, Hot Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +20
1912	boxer's clockwork crossbow of vim and vigor of courage	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Spooky Resistance: +3
1913	green skewed clockwork handle	0		
1914	clockwork rod	0		
1915	clockwork shank	0		
1916	Lord Spookyraven's spectacles	0		
1917	wallet	0		
1918	coin purse	0		
1919	English to A. F. U. E. Dictionary	0		
1920	bizarre illegible sheet music	0		
1921	occult wakizashi	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Synergetic
1922	gob of wet hair	0		
1923	roll of toilet paper	0		Free Pull
1924	tattered wolf standard	0		
1925	red tattered snake standard	0		
1926	spinning jittery KoL Con 3-D Glasses	0		Familiar Effect: "8xLep, 1xFairy, cap 2"
1927	scary death orb	0		
1928	tuning fork	0		
1929	Jack Frost's greaves	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr"
1930	medical-grade Herculean helmet	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 0.5xFairy"
1931	extremely unsafe spear of the scaredy-cat	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Monster Level: -15, Breakable
1932	twirling knitted shield	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Breakable
1933	chilly pitchfork	0		Cold Damage: +5
1934	twirling smelly broken sword	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10
1935	Sherlock's snarling wolf shield	0		Item Drop: +25, Synergetic
1936	frightening lupine sword	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Synergetic
1937	Oprah's snake shield	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Synergetic
1938	serpentine sword of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Synergetic
1939	grouchy restless spirit	0		
1940	hale boxer's 9-ball of the overflowing toilet	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Maximum HP: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +50
1941	Van der Graaf boxer's seal pendant	0		Muscle Percent: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip
1942	tumbling turtle brooch of chilblains of courage	0		Cold Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +3, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Single Equip
1943	stylish strapping noodle ring	0		Muscle: +5, Moxie: +25, Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip
1944	grievous sage saucepan earring	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Class: "Sauceror", Single Equip
1945	executive rosy-cheeked disco ball pendant	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +40, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip
1946	accordion pin of Gandalf of mayonnaise	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Accordion Thief", Single Equip
1947	squat dangerous deadly worn tophat	0		Weapon Damage: 15, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 31"
1948	yellow Temple Grandin's stiffened tap shoes	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Familiar Weight: +7, Single Equip
1949	stale Manetwich	4	decent	
1950	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	0		
1951	delicious watered-down tumbling pulsating bottle of Pinot Renoir	2	awesome	
1952	toothsome desiccated apricot	3	awesome	
1953	watered-down bad blinking flute of flat champagne	2	decent	
1954	spoiled dehydrated caviar	3	crappy	
1955	blinking squat styrofoam peanuts	0		
1956	hand-crafted weak twirling snifter of thoroughly aged brandy	2	EPIC	
1957	quill pen	0		
1958	squat inkwell	0		
1959	tattered scrap of paper	0		
1960	upside-down scroll of forbidden unspeakable evil	0		
1961	can of Binarrrca	0		Free Pull, Effect: "Talking Like a Pirate", Effect Duration: 50
1962	corrupted Bit O' Ectoplasm	0		Effect: "Pla-see-bo", Effect Duration: 57
1963	dance card	0		
1964	shaking opera mask of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr, cap 2"
1965	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	0		
1966	greedy occult Amulet of Yendor	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
1967	jitterbug larva	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2007-10"
1968	maroon pulsating bottle of perfume	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1969	purple spoon!	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1970	skewed nervous tick egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2007-10"
1971	blurry plastic pumpkin bucket	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +13, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-10", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.35
1972	green horrifying shrimp fork of bravery	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5
1973	skewed half of a memo	0		
1974	blinking cocoabo	0		
1975	baby gravy fairy	0		
1976	gravy fairy	0		
1977	gravy fairy	0		
1978	gravy fairy	0		
1979	pulsating maroon gravy fairy	0		
1980	huge sleazy gravy fairy	0		
1981	astral badger	0		
1982	blinking MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	0		
1983	hand turkey	0		
1984	wobbly cyan snowy owl	0		
1985	gray scary death orb	0		
1986	pulsating purple mind flayer	0		
1987	lime green undead elbow macaroni	0		
1988	upside-down squat angry cow	0		
1989	skewed Cheshire bitten	0		
1990	yo-yo	0		
1991	rubber WWJD? bracelet	0		
1992	rubber WWBD? bracelet	0		
1993	rubber WWSPD? bracelet	0		
1994	cyan rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	0		
1995	heart necklace	0		Free Pull
1996	right half of a heart necklace	0		
1997	left half of a heart necklace	0		
1998	olive pack of KWE trading card	0		
1999	stick of "gum"	0		
2000	Das Überkühlraum trading card	0		
2001	blinking mirror Vaso De Agua trading card	0		
2002	The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	0		
2003	upside-down Thorny Toad trading card	0		
2004	Chori Zo trading card	0		
2005	Morbidda trading card	0		
2006	blinking Poison Oak trading card	0		
2007	Princess Rutabaga trading card	0		
2008	Roo trading card	0		
2009	mirror Woldo trading card	0		
2010	green The Snake trading card	0		
2011	bouncing Nayztameetjoo trading card	0		
2012	wobbly Arrrmetia trading card	0		
2013	spinning Serenity trading card	0		
2014	Inndya trading card	0		
2015	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	0		
2016	diamond necklace	0		
2017	skewed spade necklace	0		
2018	upside-down club necklace	0		
2019	cream pie	0		Free Pull
2020	miniature moldy mirror cherry pie	2	crappy	
2021	adequate strawberry pie	3	good	
2022	big fancy adequate lemon meringue pie	5	good	Effect: "Charrrming", Effect Duration: 10
2023	enchanted Genalen™ Bottle	1	EPIC	Effect: "Super-Mega-Ultra-Hyper-Charged", Effect Duration: 25
2024	rotten mixed wildflower greens	3	crappy	
2025	toothsome half-sized squat jittery handful of walnuts	2	awesome	
2026	flavorless lime green nutty organic salad	4	decent	
2027	normal super salad	3	good	
2028	normal green tofu wonton	3	good	
2029	mirror hippy protest button	0		Single Equip, Thorns: 1
2030	Samson's Lockenstock™ sandals of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience (Muscle): +5, Single Equip
2031	Usain Bolt's didgeridooka	0		Initiative: +80
2032	blinking lightning-fast wicked bullet-proof corduroys	0		Spell Damage: +5, Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xBarrr, cap 42"
2033	double-paned round sunglasses	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip
2034	jittery ribald wicker shield	0		Sleaze Damage: +10
2035	mirror Marquis de Poivre soda	0		
2036	cold-filtered triple-electrified radium-flavored potato chips	0		Effect: "Meatwise", Effect Duration: 28
2037	dry corrupted blue ghostly wintergreen-flavored potato chips	0		Effect: "Crotchety, Pining", Effect Duration: 57
2038	colloidal moist altered ennui-flavored potato chips	0		Effect: "20/20 Vision", Effect Duration: 27
2039	x-ray specs	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2040	patchouli oil bomb	0		
2041	ferret bait	0		
2042	exploding hacky-sack	0		
2043	hemp net	0		
2044	your father's MacGuffin diary	0		
2045	flavorless gray brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	4	decent	
2046	moldy blue frat brats	3	crappy	
2047	rotten knob ka-bobs	3	crappy	
2049	high-proof perfectly mixed can of Swiller	9	EPIC	
2050	broken wings	0		
2051	sunken eyes	0		
2052	narrow reassembled blackbird	0		
2053	bust of Pallas	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2054	market map	0		
2055	snake skin	0		
2056	activated flattened adder bladder	0		Effect: "Puddingface", Effect Duration: 38
2057	wobbly pension check	0		
2058	wobbly picnic basket	0		
2059	wet Black No. 2	0		Effect: "Concentration", Effect Duration: 51
2060	blurry extremely unsafe sword of Calamity Jane	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +15
2061	Sinatra's helmet	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 40"
2062	smartaleck's shield of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Moxie Percent: +30
2063	moldy green blackberry	4	crappy	
2064	forged identification documents	0		
2065	PADL Phone	0		
2066	lard-coated manspreader's kick-ass kicks	0		Monster Level: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
2067	red sake bomb	0		
2068	tequila grenade	0		
2069	strapping beer helmet	0		Muscle: +5, Familiar Effect: "0.5xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 42"
2070	prompt Sinatra's distressed denim pants	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato, cap 42"
2071	perforated battle paddle of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15
2072	shaking chilly arcane researcher's flashing novelty button	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Cold Damage: +5
2073	fireproof glowstick of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2006-10", Raveosity: +1
2074	shaking Annie Oakley's anniversary chutney sculpture	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20
2075	spandex anniversary shorts of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Familiar Effect: "5xVolley, 10xLep, cap 2"
2076	blurry jar of anniversary jam of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20
2077	shaking wholesome bucket of anniversary lard	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10
2078	jittery crafty anniversary concrete fedora	0		Maximum MP: +10, Familiar Effect: "5xVolley, 5xLep, cap 2"
2079	up-at-dawn Jim Carey's makeshift turban	0		Monster Level: +25, Adventures: +5, Blind, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 25"
2080	coward's makeshift cape	0		Monster Level: -20
2081	groovy makeshift skirt	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 25"
2082	toothbrush	0		
2083	makeshift crane	0		
2084	can of starch	0		
2085	powdered blinking bottle of ultravitamins	1		Effect: "Bolts about Candy", Effect Duration: 25
2086	diluted ghostly bottle of cough syrup	1		
2087	denatured wobbly tube of hair oil	1		
2088	vacuum-sealed aerosolized frozen Daffy Taffy	0		Effect: "Bread-Lined", Effect Duration: 66
2089	Crimboween memo	0		Last Available: "2006-10"
2090	squat reassuring sizzling dog trainer's pilgrim shield of the brute of the storm	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Experience (familiar): +1, Hot Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-11"
2091	squat bath salts	0		
2092	red jittery hand mirror	0		
2093	hors d'oeuvre tray of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30
2094	delicious ballroom blintz	3	awesome	
2095	towel	0		
2096	compressed mirror guy made of bee pollen	1		
2097	olive smelly 17-ball	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10
2098	bouncing filthy lucre	0		
2099	bouncing hobo gristle	0		
2100	shredded can label	0		
2101	bloodstained briquette	0		
2102	bouncing greasy dreadlock	0		
2103	vial of pirate sweat	0		
2104	spinning empty aftershave bottle	0		
2105	coal button	0		
2106	burned-out arcanodiode	0		
2107	wobbly non-Euclidean hoof	0		
2108	squat rock	0		
2109	stringy sinew	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2110	lime green stick	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2111	tooth	0		
2112	wobbly teal leaf	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2113	spinning stanky wheel	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2006-12"
2114	yo	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2115	blurry up-at-dawn prehistoric spear	0		Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2006-12"
2116	stick-on-a-string	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2117	skewed electrified brainy fire	0		Mysticality: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 2", Last Available: "2023-09"
2118	maroon leaf tube	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2119	lit cigar	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2120	squat Grateful Undead T-shirt of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
2121	gray executive ASCII shirt	0		Meat Drop: +40
2122	avaricious auspicious safety vest	0		Item Drop: +10, Meat Drop: +30
2123	skewed experienced eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	0		Experience: +2
2125	Jeselnik's Ye Olde Navy Fleece	0		Sleaze Damage: +25
2126	rosewater-soaked therapeutic bronze breastplate	0		Stench Resistance: +3, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
2127	narrow wizardly hat hacker T-shirt of the cheetah	0		Mysticality: +25, Initiative: +60
2128	vampire collar	0		Single Equip
2129	possessed top	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
2130	electrified killer rag doll	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2006-12"
2131	yellow ghostly tree-eating kite	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2132	incredibly marionette of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2006-12"
2133	dress ball	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
2134	family-friendly mad scientist's sock monkey	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2006-12"
2135	alien blob	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2136	mirror vampire duck-on-a-string of wisdom of dire peril	0		Mysticality: +15, Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2006-12"
2137	shellacked toy crazy train	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12"
2138	razor-tipped yo-yo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
2139	toy mercenary	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2140	length of string	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2141	jittery toy wheel	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2142	yellow block	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2143	felt	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2144	mirror evil googly eye	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2145	stuffing	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2146	ghostly green evil teddy bear	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2147	mirror evil teddy bear sewing kit	0		
2148	squat bouncing toothsome rock	0		
2149	flavorless half-sized frank	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-12"
2150	rotten special plate of franks and beans	4	crappy	Effect: "Liquid Courage", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2011-12"
2151	delicious weak shot of blackberry schnapps	2	awesome	
2152	ghostly capacitor relay	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2153	ghostly carbon nanotube frame	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2154	ion grid	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2155	Feynman gate	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2156	upside-down logic synthesizer	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2157	jittery high-resistance ultrapolymer plating	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2158	servomechanical torsion facilitator	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2159	shaking quantum polarity inducer	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2160	bi-lateral logic compressor	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2161	tumbling computronic processing unit	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2162	squat tumbling reverse-oscillating klystron	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2163	pulsating sub-molecular interocitor	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2164	recursive spline reticulator	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2165	atomic vector plotter	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2166	ion-pulse modulation stabilizer	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2167	hyperbolic plasma focuser	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2168	gravedigger's Newton's toy ray gun	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2006-12"
2169	rosewater-soaked toy space helmet of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 43", Last Available: "2006-12"
2170	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.3
2171	stylish astronaut pants of the overflowing toilet	0		Moxie: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1.5xPotato, cap 43", Last Available: "2006-12"
2172	toy jet pack of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2006-12"
2173	triangular stone	0		
2174	wobbly mossy stone sphere	0		
2175	smooth stone sphere	0		
2176	cracked stone sphere	0		
2177	blurry rough stone sphere	0		
2178	fuchsia obsidian dagger of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20
2179	archaeologist's notebook	0		
2180	yellow amulet	0		
2181	chocolate lump	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2182	Harold's hammer head	0		
2183	wobbly shaking olive Harold's hammer handle	0		
2184	Harold's hammer	0		
2185	squat shaking foul-smelling Kiss the Knob apron	0		Stench Damage: +10
2186	unlit birthday cake	0		
2187	lit birthday cake	0		
2188	flask of peppermint oil	1	good	Last Available: "2006-12"
2189	aged flask of peppermint schnapps	3	awesome	Last Available: "2006-12"
2190	blinking yuletide troll chrysalis	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-12"
2191	tumbling book of carols	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2192	sheet music	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2193	thick toothsome ghostly candy stake	5	awesome	Last Available: "2006-12"
2194	hand-crafted irresponsibly strong blinking eggnog	9	EPIC	Last Available: "2006-12"
2195	big spoiled unspeakable fruitcake	5	crappy	Last Available: "2006-12"
2196	yummy gigantic shaking gingerbread horror	7	awesome	Last Available: "2006-12"
2197	concentrated colloidal chilled cyan skewed but probably evil chocolate	0		Effect: "Patent Prevention", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2006-12"
2198	spoiled snack-sized teal bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	2	crappy	Effect: "Bells in the Batfry", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2023-06"
2199	decent shaking skull-shaped Crimboween cookie	3	good	Effect: "Carol of the Bones", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
2200	miniature flavorless wobbly tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	2	decent	Effect: "Crimbo Epiphany", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
2201	plastic gift-wrapping vampire of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2006-12"
2202	aromatic plastic yuletide troll	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2006-12"
2203	ghostly coward's plastic skeletal reindeer	0		Monster Level: -20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12"
2204	flame-retardant plastic Crimboween pentagram	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12"
2205	rosewater-soaked plastic Scream Queen	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2006-12"
2206	squat time sleigh	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-12"
2207	savvy Crimbo tiki necklace	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Last Available: "2006-12"
2208	shaking crafty dance instructor's bobble-hip hula elf doll	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2006-12"
2209	skewed stiffened Crimbo ukulele	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Last Available: "2006-12"
2210	rock-hard studded Tiki lighter	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Damage Reduction: 5, Last Available: "2006-12", Stat Tuning: "Moxie"
2211	yellow Annie Oakley's personal trainer's deck of tropical cards	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2006-12", Stat Tuning: "Mysticality"
2212	sage tropical paperweight of terror	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2006-12", Stat Tuning: "Muscle"
2213	huge tropical Crimbo pressie	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2214	blurry tropical wrapping paper	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2215	weightlifter's Tropical Crimbo Hat	0		Muscle: +15, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2006-12"
2216	double-paned Tropical Crimbo Shorts	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul", Last Available: "2006-12"
2217	small decent super ka-bob	2	good	
2218	spoiled half-sized beer basted brat	2	crappy	
2219	resourceful Tropical Crimbo Sword	0		Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2006-12"
2220	improved polymerized and Crimboween candy	0		Effect: "Stop the Presses!", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2020-09"
2221	Great Ball of Frozen Fire	0		Last Available: "2007-01"
2222	lard-coated mansplainer's liar's pants	0		Monster Level: +15, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cold atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2007-01"
2223	frosty dance instructor's juggler's balls	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2224	manspreader's pink shirt	0		Monster Level: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2225	familiar doppelgänger	0		Monster Level: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2226	fuchsia resourceful occult evil eyeball pendant	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP: +50, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2227	denatured arse-a'fire elixir	0		Effect: "Greased-Up Familiar", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2007-01"
2228	alkaline mirror cosmic lemonade	0		Effect: "Demonic Flavor", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2007-01"
2229	ionized triple-irradiated mirror toad horn	0		Effect: "Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2007-01"
2230	blinking icicle katana	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2231	mote	0		
2232	smudged alchemical recipe	0		
2233	bow tie of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Clowniness: 75
2234	careful calavera concertina	0		Monster Level: -10, Song Duration: 7
2235	mirror grievous slick ratarang	0		Moxie: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50
2236	energized improved skewed turtle pheromones	0		Effect: "init.enh", Effect Duration: 57
2237	tumbling pygmy blowgun	0		
2238	crafty pygmy nose-bone	0		Maximum MP: +10, Single Equip
2239	cyan stiffened bad voodoo mask of the sweet-tooth	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 40"
2240	bottle of alcohol	0		
2241	Lo Pan's pygmy spear	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30
2242	energized pygmy pygment	0		Effect: "Stinkybeard", Effect Duration: 44
2243	greedy hale headhunter necktie	0		Maximum HP: +20, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip
2244	Tesla pointed stick of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
2245	purple twirling nasty knobby helmet turtle	0		Stench Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xFairy, cap 5"
2246	knobby kneepads of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10
2247	flame-retardant sewer turtle	0		Hot Resistance: +1
2248	narrow twirling scorching Herculean sebaceous shield	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Hot Damage: +25
2249	blurry sage skeletortoise	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 2xFairy, cap 7"
2251	box turtle of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3
2252	brawny box turtle	0		Muscle Percent: +20
2253	bouncing flame-retardant educational bottlecap turtle	0		Experience: +1, Hot Resistance: +1
2254	family-friendly sizzling bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Hot Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xLep, cap 17"
2255	furry turtle of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 2xFairy, cap 11"
2256	chilly furry earmuffs	0		Cold Damage: +5
2257	careful thinker's reinforced furry underpants	0		Mysticality: +10, Monster Level: -10
2258	skewed "I Love Me, Vol. I"	0		
2259	photograph of God	0		
2260	hard rock candy	0		
2261	narrow hard-boiled ostrich egg	0		
2262	squat bird rib	0		
2263	lion oil	0		
2264	stale stunt nuts	3	decent	
2265	big bland wet stew	5	decent	
2266	wobbly wet stunt nut stew	0		
2267	jittery Mega Gem	0		
2268	blinking cool Staff of Fats	0		Moxie: +5
2269	bland enchanted miniature sausage wonton	2	decent	Effect: "Ghost Finger", Effect Duration: 15
2270	narrow careful sage belt	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Monster Level: -10, Single Equip
2271	bad boozy bottle of Merlot	5	decent	
2272	bad tumbling huge bottle of Port	4	decent	
2273	weak perfectly mixed bottle of Pinot Noir	2	EPIC	
2274	acceptable bottle of Zinfandel	4	good	
2275	weak hand-crafted bottle of Marsala	2	EPIC	
2276	acceptable bottle of Muscat	4	good	
2277	Fernswarthy's key	0		
2278	narrow upside-down Fernswarthy's letter	0		
2279	book	0		
2280	Manual of Labor	0		
2281	Manual of Transmission	0		
2282	Manual of Dexterity	0		
2283	gray seal-skull helmet of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
2284	gray petrified noodles	0		
2285	huge chisel	0		
2286	pulsating Eye of Ed	0		
2287	hardened glowstick of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2007-01", Raveosity: +1
2288	encoder ring	0		Single Equip
2289	paperclip	0		
2290	really house	0		
2291	Non-Essential Amulet	0		
2292	tumbling wine vinaigrette	0		
2293	upside-down cup of strong herbal tea	0		
2294	jittery Curiously Shiny Ancient Evil-Bashing Axe	0		
2295	bouncing marinated stakes	0		
2296	knob butter	0		
2297	vial of ectoplasm	0		
2298	upside-down boock of darck magicks	0		
2299	tumbling EZ-Play Harmonica Book	0		
2300	fingerless hobo gloves	0		
2301	shaking Chomsky's comic books	0		
2302	red worm-riding hooks	0		
2303	blue Libram of Candy Heart Summoning	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12", Skill: "Summon Candy Heart"
2304	alkaline polarized candy heart	0		Effect: "Oh Hamlet Hamlet Hamlet Hamlet", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2007-02"
2305	pressed skewed pink candy heart	0		Effect: "Orc Chops", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2007-02"
2306	ionized spinning candy heart	0		Effect: "Flambé-a-thon", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2007-02"
2307	non-energized polymerized candy heart	0		Effect: "Spiritually Awake", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2007-02"
2308	nitrogenated triple-modified alkaline mirror candy heart	0		Effect: "Savage Beast Inside", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2007-02"
2309	non-chilled double-oxidized candy heart	0		Effect: "Frozen Hands", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2007-02"
2310	candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2311	teal pink candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2312	spinning candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2313	candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2314	candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2315	teal candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2316	teal blurry broken carburetor	0		
2317	bronze token	0		
2318	bomb	0		
2319	bouncing carved wheel	0		
2320	worm-riding manual page	0		
2321	ghostly worm-riding manual page 2	0		
2322	worm-riding manual pages 3-15	0		
2323	headpiece of the Staff of Ed	0		
2324	Staff of Ed, almost	0		
2325	cyan Staff of Ed	0		
2326	twirling stone rose	0		
2327	double-polarized energized super-activated skewed can of paint	0		Effect: "Ooh, Sour!", Effect Duration: 18
2328	shaking drum machine	0		
2329	handful of confetti	0		
2330	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	0		
2331	bouquet of circular saw blades	0		
2332	moldy Better Than Cuddling Cake	3	crappy	
2333	ninja snowman	0		
2334	Holy MacGuffin	0		
2335	mirror rubber WWBBDD? bracelet	0		
2336	pulsating inspector's razor-sharp pipe	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Item Drop: +15
2337	sage reinforced beaded headband	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "0.5xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 42"
2338	flavorless tumbling pudding	3	decent	Wiki Name: "black pudding (food)"
2339	perfectly mixed Blackfly Chardonnay	3	EPIC	
2340	smooth & tan	4	awesome	
2341	tumbling pepper	0		
2342	normal forest cake	4	good	
2343	fancy normal pulsating forest ham	3	good	Effect: "Milk Studly", Effect Duration: 45
2344	vacuum-sealed flattened filthworm hatchling scent gland	0		Effect: "Spooky Blur", Effect Duration: 58
2345	non-activated vacuum-sealed skewed filthworm drone scent gland	0		Effect: "Soles of Glass", Effect Duration: 66
2346	colloidal unsweetened filthworm royal guard scent gland	0		Effect: "Tea-hee", Effect Duration: 38
2347	blue heart of the filthworm queen	0		
2348	tumbling water pipe bomb	0		
2349	gas balloon	0		
2350	skewed beer bomb	0		
2351	olive superamplified boom box	0		
2352	fireproof fire poi of the glutton	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Food Drop: +100
2353	wobbly stylish bejeweled pledge pin	0		Moxie: +25, Single Equip
2354	communications windchimes	0		
2355	chilled henna face paint	0		Effect: "Power Ballad of the Arrowsmith", Effect Duration: 45
2356	non-electrified cyan tube of dread wax	0		Effect: "Dancing Prowess", Effect Duration: 69
2357	jittery wicked Herculean Gaia beads	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Spell Damage: +5
2358	pink clay bead	0		
2359	clay bead	0		
2360	clay bead	0		
2361	sizzling MacGyver's hippy medical kit	0		Maximum MP: +100, Hot Damage: +10, Single Equip
2362	chaotic stylish Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	0		Moxie: +25, Spell Critical Percent: +10
2363	jittery horrifying manspreader's longhaired hippy wig	0		Monster Level: +10, Spooky Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol"
2364	jittery Newton's Zim Merman's guitar	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3
2365	up-at-dawn C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	0		Adventures: +5
2366	upside-down stanky peel hat	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley"
2367	carbonated soy milk	0		
2368	wobbly stylish flowing hippy skirt of the bloodbag	0		Moxie: +25, Maximum HP: +100, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xFairy, cap 45"
2369	spinning filthy poultice	0		
2370	natural fennel soda	0		
2371	spinning smoke bomb	0		
2372	blinking bunch of bananas	0		
2373	bite-sized spoiled banana	1	crappy	
2374	banana peel	0		
2375	yummy banana cream pie	3	awesome	
2376	bad pulsating banana daiquiri	4	decent	
2377	aged bungle in the jungle	4	awesome	
2378	banana spritzer	0		
2379	deionized nitrogenated galvanized huge banana smoothie	0		Effect: "Fitter, Happier", Effect Duration: 49
2380	dandy lion cub	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2007-03"
2381	woolen cravat	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-03"
2382	tumbling class ring	0		
2383	class ring	0		
2384	class ring	0		
2385	bottle opener belt buckle	0		Single Equip, Damage Aura: 1
2386	teal Sherlock's rosewater-soaked keg shield	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +25
2387	gravedigger's finger	0		Spooky Damage: +10
2388	censurious war tongs of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +3
2389	Monstar energy beverage	0		
2390	squat Fonzie's asbestos apron	0		Experience (Moxie): +1
2391	wobbly beaten-up Chucks of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
2392	bouncing chaotic natty ascot	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10
2393	flame-wreathed wholesome wreath of laurels	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "0.5xLep, 0.5xFairy"
2394	frosty resourceful Danglin' Chad's loincloth	0		Maximum MP: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 0.5xVolley"
2395	Van der Graaf tube sock	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
2396	chloroform rag	0		
2397	blue tumbling depantsing bomb	0		
2398	blue spinning banded energy drink IV	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Single Equip
2399	narrow quilted stylish Elmley shades	0		Moxie: +25, Damage Absorption: +40, Single Equip
2400	blinking molotov cocktail cocktail	0		
2401	mirror gravedigger's dog trainer's beer bong	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Spooky Damage: +10
2402	mirror gauze garter	0		
2403	barrel of gunpowder	0		
2404	wobbly jam band flyers	0		
2405	rock band flyers	0		
2406	Panda outfit	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +5
2407	pink bat eye	0		
2408	twirling worthless piece of glass	0		
2409	billy idol	0		
2410	rag	0		
2411	broken petri dish	0		
2412	sammich crust	0		
2413	tumbling triffid bark	0		
2414	lint	0		
2415	pulsating discarded pacifier	0		
2416	pulsating toasty bounty-hunting helmet	0		Hot Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1.5xFairy, cap 25"
2417	Lo Pan's bounty-hunting rifle	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30
2418	jittery gravedigger's bounty-hunting pants	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xFairy, cap 25"
2419	galvanized warmed bottle of rhinoceros hormones	0		Effect: "The Solution", Effect Duration: 15
2420	dry super-diffused mirror teeny-tiny magic scroll	0		Effect: "Tasting the Rainbow", Effect Duration: 34
2421	pickled bottle of pirate juice	0		Effect: "Barking Mad", Effect Duration: 61
2422	oxidized pressed ghostly irradiated pet snacks	0		Effect: "Cold Hands", Effect Duration: 19
2423	dry liquefied narrow Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	0		Effect: "Serenity", Effect Duration: 45
2424	deionized cyclops eyedrops	0		Effect: "Cold Blooded", Effect Duration: 68
2425	colloidal triple-electrified upside-down can of spinach	0		Effect: "Heightened Senses", Effect Duration: 68
2426	magnetized fire flower	0		Effect: "Berry Berry Cold", Effect Duration: 66
2427	colloidal twirling bouncing freezerburned ice cube	0		Effect: "Bright!", Effect Duration: 39
2428	cold-filtered nitrogenated concentrated fake blood	0		Effect: "Bubblin' Rage", Effect Duration: 34
2429	electrified bouncing Eau de Guaneau	0		Effect: "Taurus Rising", Effect Duration: 59
2430	concentrated pressed deionized bag of lard	0		Effect: "Uncaged Power", Effect Duration: 18
2431	deionized ionized concentrated bottle of Mystic Shell	0		Effect: "Black Lung", Effect Duration: 64
2432	extra-unsweetened polymerized SPF 451 lip balm	0		Effect: "Fishy Fortification", Effect Duration: 59
2433	improved electrified bottle of antifreeze	0		Effect: "Lifted Spirits", Effect Duration: 67
2434	oxidized enhanced ghostly eyedrops	0		Effect: "Yuletide Sappiness", Effect Duration: 26
2435	modified enhanced ionized tumbling ghostly Dogsgotnonoz pills	0		Effect: "Cuts Like a Buttered Knife", Effect Duration: 37
2436	aerosolized donkey flipbook	0		Effect: "French Bronilla Brogueishness", Effect Duration: 17
2437	New Cloaca-Cola	0		
2438	tumbling shaking scented massage oil	0		
2439	poltergeist-in-the-jar-o	0		
2440	unnatural gas	0		
2441	Knob Goblin Encryption Key	0		
2442	pulsating Cobb's Knob map	0		
2443	nasty healthy pink glowstick	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2007-03", Raveosity: +1
2444	bad olive mirror Supernova Champagne	3	decent	
2445	upside-down shaking Deactivated O. A. F.	0		Last Available: "2007-04"
2446	hardware upgrade	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-04"
2447	bad penguin egg	0		Free Pull
2448	tasteful bow tie	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2449	squat six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola	0		
2450	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	0		
2451	up-at-dawn goatskin umbrella	0		Adventures: +5
2452	fireproof Socratic wool hat	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Hot Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 43"
2453	Goodfella contract	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2454	Jim Carey's Samson's belt	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Monster Level: +25, Single Equip
2455	smartaleck's bar whip	0		Moxie Percent: +30
2456	shellacked barskin buckler	0		Damage Reduction: 7
2457	shaking tumbling aromatic whip	0		Stench Resistance: +1
2458	coward's barskin loincloth	0		Monster Level: -20, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 4xVolley, cap 6"
2459	studded tighty whiteys	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 3xVolley, cap 10"
2460	nippy yak toupee	0		Cold Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 25"
2462	odor extractor	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
2463	Manual of Transcendent Olfaction	0		Skill: "Transcendent Olfaction"
2464	moldy bowl of Bounty-Os	3	crappy	
2465	weak hand-crafted Oreille Divisée brandy	2	super EPIC	
2466	teal pompadour'd puppy	0		
2467	shaking suede shoes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2468	callused fingerbone	0		
2469	bundle of receipts	0		
2470	narrow gray cork	0		
2471	stardust	0		
2472	wilted lettuce	0		
2473	empty greasepaint tube	0		
2474	lime green clown skin	0		
2475	foul-smelling deadly clown wig	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +10, Clowniness: 50, Familiar Effect: "chromatic atk, 1xPotato, cap 12"
2476	blurry clownskin belt of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Clowniness: 50
2477	teal chilly clownskin buckler	0		Cold Damage: +5, Clowniness: 50
2478	Samson's clown whip	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Clowniness: 50
2479	ghostly demon skin	0		
2480	shaking dance instructor's demon-horned hat	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xLep, cap 17"
2481	sinister demon buckler	0		Spell Damage: +10
2482	mansplainer's forbidden demon whip of Calamity Jane	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Monster Level: +15
2483	ghostly Rosewater's barskin cloak	0		Mysticality Percent: +30
2484	spinning mansplainer's Socratic snakeskin duster	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Monster Level: +15
2485	mirror banded clownskin harness of horror	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Clowniness: 50
2486	demonskin jacket of terror of the early riser	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +7
2487	bouncing hipposkin poncho of the ox	0		Muscle: +20
2488	maroon gravedigger's yak anorak	0		Spooky Damage: +10
2489	Temple Grandin's tuxedo shirt	0		Familiar Weight: +7
2490	narrow Lo Pan's Samson's gnauga hide vest	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Spell Critical Percent: +30
2491	shirt kit	0		
2492	red tropical orchid	0		
2493	stick of dynamite	0		
2494	educational supercool Necrotelicomnicon	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience: +1
2495	up-at-dawn friendly Cookbook of the Damned	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Adventures: +5
2496	ghostly curative Sinful Desires of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
2497	upside-down molybdenum magnet	0		
2498	molybdenum hammer	0		
2499	molybdenum screwdriver	0		
2500	lime green shaking molybdenum pliers	0		
2501	molybdenum crescent wrench	0		
2502	Really Expensive Jewelry and You	0		Skill: "Really Expensive Jewelrycrafting"
2503	upside-down extra-fancy ring setting	0		
2504	lime green precious piercing post	0		
2505	necklace chain	0		
2506	beach glass bead	0		
2507	clay peace-sign bead	0		
2508	olive auspicious beach glass necklace	0		Item Drop: +10
2509	pulsating ghostly razor-sharp peace-sign necklace	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25
2510	curative stiffened round sunglasses	0		Damage Reduction: 1, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
2511	Frat Army FGF	0		
2512	Hippy Army MPE	0		
2513	aromatic therapeutic spark plug earring	0		Stench Resistance: +1, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
2514	wholesome woven baling wire bracelets of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +10
2515	teal deadly Herculean gearbox necklace	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Weapon Damage: +5
2516	bouncing ghostly vibrating wrench bracelet of the glutton	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Food Drop: +100
2517	squat Lo Pan's chain necklace of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +30
2518	upside-down educational sawblade shield	0		Experience: +1
2519	mediocre McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	3	decent	
2520	enchanted tolerable lime green blurry melted Jell-o shot	3	good	Effect: "Empathy", Effect Duration: 20
2521	weak hand-crafted olive cruelty-free wine	2	EPIC	
2522	lousy enchanted weak thistle wine	2	decent	Effect: "Cold Throat", Effect Duration: 30
2523	megatofu	0		
2524	displaced fish	0		
2525	adequate diet fish	1	good	
2526	yummy half-sized fish casserole	2	awesome	
2527	normal huge teal fish lasagna	7	good	
2528	filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")	0		
2529	stale special half-sized gnatloaf	2	decent	Effect: "Go Get 'Em, Tiger!", Effect Duration: 5
2530	stale huge gnatloaf casserole	6	decent	
2531	delicious gnat lasagna	3	awesome	
2532	jittery pork	0		
2533	stale pork chop sandwiches	3	decent	
2534	delicious pork casserole	4	awesome	
2535	huge spoiled pork lasagna	10	crappy	
2536	canopic jar	0		
2537	tumbling spice	0		
2538	organs	0		
2539	crafty Ankh of Badahnkadh	0		Maximum MP: +10, Single Equip
2540	tomb ratchet	0		
2541	blinking Mayflower bouquet	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Drops Items, Last Available: "2007-05", Item Drop (sporadic): +2.5, Meat Drop (sporadic): +5
2542	flattened extra-oxidized blinking lesser grodulated violet	0		Effect: "Stop the Presses!", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2007-05"
2543	liquefied cyan tin magnolia	0		Effect: "Purity of Spirit", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2007-05"
2544	pressed blue pulsating begpwnia	0		Effect: "Favored by Lyle", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2007-05"
2545	wet upsy daisy	0		Effect: "Superheroic", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2007-05"
2546	dry modified half-orchid	0		Effect: "Berry Experiential", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2007-05"
2547	narrow electrified resourceful tin star	0		Maximum MP: +50, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2007-05"
2548	ghostly zippy outrageous sombrero of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2007-05"
2549	"Humorous" T-shirt of the bloodbag of the businessman	0		Maximum HP: +100, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2007-05"
2550	ghostly Peppercorns of Power	0		
2551	teal vial of mojo	0		
2552	bouncing reeds	0		
2553	turtle chain	0		
2554	distilled seal blood	0		
2555	ghostly shaking high-octane olive oil	0		
2556	purple executive stanky sinister Shagadelic Disco Banjo	0		Spell Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +40, Class: "Disco Bandit"
2557	huge vibrating wizardly Squeezebox of the Ages	0		Mysticality: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15
2558	Jack Frost's mansplainer's Chelonian Morningstar	0		Monster Level: +15, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
2559	red sharpshooter's stylish Hammer of Smiting	0		Moxie: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber"
2560	avaricious MacGyver's 17-alarm Saucepan	0		Maximum MP: +100, Meat Drop: +30, Class: "Sauceror"
2561	crafty Greek Pasta Spoon of Peril of vim and vigor of Leguizamo	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum MP: +10, Monster Level: +20, Class: "Pastamancer"
2562	half-rotten brain	0		
2563	bonesaw	0		
2564	teal plus-sized phylactery	0		
2565	green can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	0		
2566	jittery Azazel's unicorn	0		
2567	fuchsia narrow Azazel's lollipop	0		
2568	Azazel's tutu	0		
2569	wet twirling ant agonist	0		Effect: "Vanity Rage", Effect Duration: 25
2570	yellow ant hoe	0		Familiar Effect: "sleaze damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2571	ant rake	0		Familiar Effect: "hot damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2572	ant pitchfork	0		Familiar Effect: "stench damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2573	ant sickle	0		Familiar Effect: "spooky damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2574	narrow spinning maroon ant pick	0		Familiar Effect: "cold damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2575	bronzed locust	0		
2576	wobbly tumbling honey-dipped locust	0		
2577	dog trainer's cactus quill of horror	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Spooky Spell Damage: +25
2578	gravedigger's brainy Staff of the Short Order Cook of extreme caution	0		Mysticality: +5, Monster Level: -25, Spooky Damage: +10
2579	moldy huge blinking cactus fruit	6	crappy	
2580	extremely unsafe scorpion whip of the storm	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +40
2581	ghostly handful of sand	0		
2582	brick of sand	0		
2583	rotten centipede eggs	4	crappy	
2584	thinker's wonderwall shield	0		Mysticality: +10
2585	green wool Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	0		Cold Resistance: +1
2586	spinning General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
2587	Socratic Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1
2588	extremely unsafe Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100
2589	jumbo normal hot date	5	good	
2590	drinkable practically non-alcoholic tumbling distilled fortified wine	1	good	
2591	bland special spinning tasty tart	3	decent	Effect: "Papowerful", Effect Duration: 25
2592	jittery Knob Goblin lunchbox	0		
2593	yummy diet Knob pasty	1	awesome	
2594	lousy weak thermos full of Knob coffee	2	decent	
2595	denatured warmed jittery Ben-Gal™ Balm	0		Effect: "Tiki Temerity", Effect Duration: 15
2596	leathery cat skin	0		
2597	leathery bat skin	0		
2598	leathery rat skin	0		
2599	Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate	0		
2600	olive carbonated water lily	0		
2601	Temple Grandin's Oprah's Staff of the Midnight Snack of the blizzard	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Familiar Weight: +7, Cold Spell Damage: +25
2602	wool manspreader's medical-grade Staff of Blood and Pudding	0		Monster Level: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
2603	smoldering box	0		
2604	lime green Tuesday's ruby of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Variable
2605	palm frond	0		
2606	teal palm-frond fan	0		
2607	blurry beefcake's palm-frond whip	0		Muscle: +25
2608	ghostly palm-frond net	0		
2609	wobbly frosty electrified palm-frond capris	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "1.5xGhuol, cap 35"
2610	Da Vinci's extra-large palm-frond toupee	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 37"
2611	upside-down chilly palm-frond cloak	0		Cold Damage: +5
2612	tumbling vinyl coin purse	0		
2613	upside-down rocky raccoon	0		
2614	squat mojo filter	0		
2615	adequate narrow savoy truffle	3	good	
2616	narrow Magi-Wipes	0		
2617	ghostly boom	0		
2618	wicked Iiti Kitty phone charm	0		Spell Damage: +5, Single Equip
2619	jar of swamp gas	0		Last Available: "2007-05"
2620	bland unidentified jerky	3	decent	
2621	squat zippy nasty rat mask of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xBarrr, cap 45"
2622	upside-down stanky MacGyver's ratskin belt	0		Maximum MP: +100, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
2623	red executive beefy rattail whip	0		Muscle: +10, Meat Drop: +40
2624	cyan miser's chaotic bat hat	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xVolley, cap 45"
2625	greasy horrifying bat whip	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
2626	blinking blue nippy bat-ass jacket of the boozehound	0		Cold Damage: +10, Booze Drop: +100
2627	frightening Jack Frost's catskin cap	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 45"
2628	perfumed slick catskin buckler	0		Moxie: +10, Stench Resistance: +5
2629	tumbling forbidden tail o' nine cats of vim and vigor	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP Percent: +50
2630	wobbly Hugo's Weaving Manual	0		
2631	anodized ionized squat gremlin juice	0		Effect: "Loyal Tea", Effect Duration: 24
2632	improved mother's helper	0		Effect: "Natural 20", Effect Duration: 13
2633	nippy Rosewater's pat-a-cake pendant	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Cold Damage: +10
2634	huge mummy wrapping	0		
2635	spinning really thick bandage	0		
2636	mummy mask of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 42"
2637	zippy occult gauze shorts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 42"
2638	gauze hammock	0		Bonus Resting HP: +60
2639	cherry soda	0		
2640	hardened dance instructor's greaves	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Damage Reduction: 3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 40"
2641	jittery up-at-dawn cowboy hat of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 41"
2642	beefcake's Maxwell's Silver Hammer of the blizzard	0		Muscle: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +25
2643	blinking happiness of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20
2644	pulsating feather	0		
2645	feather	0		
2646	frightful feather	0		
2647	fetid feather	0		
2648	wobbly ghostly flirtatious feather	0		
2649	wobbly Annie Oakley's Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Single Equip
2650	blurry bottled pixie	0		Free Pull
2651	pixie spog	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-06"
2652	snack-sized adequate S.T.L.T.	2	good	Last Available: "2007-06"
2653	delicious small honey-dew	2	awesome	Last Available: "2007-06"
2654	lousy weak Xanadian	2	decent	Last Available: "2007-06"
2655	flattened non-deionized bottle of absinthe	0		Effect: "Fire Inside", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2007-06"
2656	curative Drowsy Sword of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
2657	rotten escargotsicle	3	crappy	Last Available: "2007-06"
2658	enchanted watered-down drinkable bottle of realpagne	2	good	Effect: "Angry Bone", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2007-06"
2659	lime green blurry albatross necklace of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-06"
2660	modified not-a-pipe	1	crappy	Last Available: "2007-06"
2661	bad purple flask of Amontillado	4	decent	Last Available: "2007-06"
2662	foul-smelling ball mask	0		Stench Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 22", Last Available: "2007-06"
2663	wobbly Sinatra's Can-Can skirt	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Familiar Effect: "1.5xFairy, 2xPotato, cap 22", Last Available: "2007-06"
2664	quantum modified tumbling blinking sensitive poetry journal	0		Effect: "Salsa Satanica", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2007-06"
2665	anodized mirror bottled inspiration	0		Effect: "Irresistible Resolve", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2007-06"
2666	oxidized olive bellhop bell	0		Effect: "There Is A Spoon", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2007-06"
2667	concentrated spiky collar	0		Effect: "Oily Flavor", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2007-06"
2668	altered blinking lime green spinning can-can-in-a-can	1		Last Available: "2007-06"
2669	boiled narrow patent antipsychotics	1		Last Available: "2007-06"
2670	boiled Mariner's Friend cough drops	1		Last Available: "2007-06"
2671	irresponsibly strong perfectly mixed shot of nepenthe schnapps	7	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-03"
2672	library card	0		Last Available: "2007-06"
2673	Bohemian rhapsody	0		Last Available: "2007-06"
2674	diffused improved mirror bottle of cat tonic	0		Effect: "Human-Horror Hybrid", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2007-06"
2675	dehydrated handful of moss	1		Effect: "Ooh, Bitter!", Effect Duration: 5
2676	modified bit-o-cactus	1		
2677	dried protein powder	1		
2678	narrow yellow tumbling spectre scepter	0		
2679	activated narrow yellow sparkler	0		Effect: "Big Flaming Whip", Effect Duration: 58
2680	electrified snake	0		Effect: "Banono", Effect Duration: 62, Wiki Name: "snake"
2681	nitrogenated extra-liquefied red M-242	0		Effect: "Ginger Snapped", Effect Duration: 24
2682	detuned radio	0		
2683	blinking Warehouse 23 crate	0		
2684	clever wicked armgun	0		Spell Damage: +5, Maximum MP: +20
2685	upside-down seashell necklace	0		
2686	blurry commemorative war stein	0		
2687	stone frisbee	0		
2688	cyan auspicious crafty thinker's dreadlock whip	0		Mysticality: +10, Maximum MP: +10, Item Drop: +10
2689	frosty cool beer-a-pult	0		Moxie: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +10
2690	electrified cast-iron legacy paddle of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
2691	spoiled handful of nuts and berries	4	crappy	
2692	up-at-dawn vibrating driftwood sculpture	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Adventures: +5
2693	Samson's educational massive sitar	0		Experience: +1, Experience (Muscle): +5
2694	coward's forbidden grievous stone baseball cap	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Monster Level: -20, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 48"
2695	artisanal cup of beer	4	EPIC	
2696	huge ovoid thing	0		
2697	duct tape	0		
2698	blinking duct tape wallet	0		
2699	twirling maroon duct tape shirt of dire peril of the businessman	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Meat Drop: +50
2700	red wobbly sharpshooter's padded duct tape fedora	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 48"
2701	skewed friendly Fonzie's duct tape sword	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Familiar Weight: +3
2702	family-friendly veiny duct tape dockers	0		Maximum HP: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 48"
2703	blurry Sinatra's duct tape buckler	0		Experience (Moxie): +5
2704	fuchsia shrinking powder	0		
2705	maroon double-paned scandalous deadly blackberry slippers	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip
2706	narrow Sherlock's ribald toasty blackberry moccasins	0		Hot Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +10, Item Drop: +25, Single Equip
2707	blue Jeselnik's stanky blackberry combat boots of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip
2708	dry frozen electrified funky dried mushroom	0		Effect: "Oriental Mysticism", Effect Duration: 43
2709	exotic parrot egg	0		
2710	cracker	0		Familiar Weight: +15
2711	chilled blinking facepaint	0		Effect: "Stinkybeard", Effect Duration: 57
2712	liquefied denatured sheepskin diploma	0		Effect: "Souper Vengeful", Effect Duration: 43
2713	nitrogenated cyan Black Body™ spray	0		Effect: "Strength of Ten Ettins", Effect Duration: 22
2714	floorboard cruft	0		
2715	sausage bomb	0		
2716	battered hubcap of the bloodbag of extreme caution of temperance	0		Maximum HP: +100, Monster Level: -25, Sleaze Resistance: +5
2717	prompt wool chilly hood ornament	0		Cold Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +1, Adventures: +3
2718	huge spare kidney	0		
2719	wholesome hand-carved bokken of the cougar of incineration	0		Moxie: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50
2720	blue mirror knitted healthy hand-carved bow of the empath	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +5, Cold Resistance: +3
2721	Usain Bolt's gravedigger's hand-carved staff of Flo-Jo	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Initiative: 180
2722	resourceful savvy Staff of the Greasefire of horror of mayonnaise	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
2723	pulsating medical-grade extremely unsafe supercool Staff of the Grand Flambé	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
2724	decent bowl of rye sprouts	4	good	
2725	stale bite-sized shaking teal cob of corn	1	decent	
2726	spoiled juniper berries	4	crappy	
2727	thick moldy plum	5	crappy	
2728	special decent pear	3	good	Effect: "Mystic Circle", Effect Duration: 20
2729	stale peach	4	decent	
2730	tolerable plum wine	3	good	
2731	special bad shot of pear schnapps	3	decent	Effect: "Fitter, Happier", Effect Duration: 25
2732	hand-crafted weak shot of peach schnapps	2	EPIC	
2733	flavorless blinking lime green bunch of square grapes	3	decent	
2734	jumbo adequate brown sugar cane	5	good	
2735	low-calorie flavorless sandwich of the gods	1	decent	
2736	aged twirling Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	4	awesome	
2737	distilled maroon narrow leopard-print barbell	1	good	
2738	pile of smoking rags	0		
2739	oxidized blinking panty raider camouflage	0		Effect: "Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude", Effect Duration: 40
2740	upside-down Sherlock's double-paned medical-grade Staff of the Walk-In Freezer	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +25, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
2741	drinkable enchanted red boilermaker	4	good	Effect: "Staying Frosty", Effect Duration: 35
2742	snack-sized rotten steel lasagna	2	quest	
2743	aged weak squat steel margarita	2	quest	
2744	mixed jittery steel-scented air freshener	1		
2745	dry polarized jittery gremlin mutagen	0		Effect: "Peppermint Bite", Effect Duration: 19
2746	boiled blinking jittery extra-potent gremlin mutagen	0		Effect: "Hammered", Effect Duration: 27
2747	chunk of depleted Grimacite	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2748	upside-down brawny furniture dolly	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Single Equip
2749	reassuring Oprah's hardy Staff of the Grease Trap	0		Maximum HP: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Spooky Resistance: +1
2750	wobbly careful medical-grade Uranium Omega of Temperance	0		Monster Level: -10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
2751	studded Newton's Lead Zeta of Chastity	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Damage Absorption: +80, Single Equip
2752	maroon Sinatra's Aluminum Epsilon of Humility of the early riser	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Adventures: +7, Single Equip
2753	occult Zinc Delta of Tranquility of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Single Equip
2754	zippy auspicious Nickel Gamma of Frugality	0		Item Drop: +10, Initiative: +20, Single Equip
2755	ribald nasty Iron Beta of Industry	0		Stench Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip
2756	wobbly stanky Copper Alpha of Sincerity of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
2757	Red Balloon of Valor of wisdom of terror	0		Mysticality: +15, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
2758	tumbling Purple Horseshoe of Honor of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +5, Single Equip
2759	nippy Blue Diamond of Honesty of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Cold Damage: +10, Single Equip
2760	narrow hardy forbidden Green Clover of Justice	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP: +50, Single Equip
2761	lard-coated Yellow Moon of Compassion of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
2762	chilly Van der Graaf Orange Star of Sacrifice	0		Cold Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
2763	twirling tumbling Sinatra's Pink Heart of Spirit of the overflowing toilet	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
2764	red hardy cool Order of the Silver Wossname of the overflowing toilet	0		Moxie: +5, Maximum HP: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
2765	Harold's bell	0		
2766	bowling ball	0		
2767	stale diet Crimbo pie	1	decent	
2768	toothsome tumbling pear tart	3	awesome	
2769	diet flavorless jittery peach pie	1	decent	
2770	frozen ionized frozen olive narrow chunk of rock salt	0		Effect: "Robocamo", Effect Duration: 48
2771	anodized galvanized handful of pine needles	0		Effect: "Ass Over Teakettle", Effect Duration: 24
2772	tumbling steamy ruby	0		
2773	bouncing glacial sapphire	0		
2774	unearthly onyx	0		
2775	effluvious emerald	0		
2776	shaking tawdry amethyst	0		
2777	purple spinning arcane researcher's Da Vinci's filigreed hamethyst earring	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
2778	spinning scorching energetic filigreed hamethyst necklace of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip
2779	horrifying shellacked filigreed hamethyst ring of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Damage Reduction: 7, Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip
2780	upside-down avaricious lard-coated MacGyver's baconstone earring	0		Maximum MP: +100, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip
2781	beefcake's baconstone necklace of doom	0		Muscle: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
2782	foul-smelling chilly baconstone ring of the cheetah	0		Cold Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +10, Initiative: +60, Single Equip
2783	Samson's pulled porquoise earring of Flo-Jo	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Initiative: +100
2784	foul-smelling vibrating pulled porquoise pendant	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip
2785	shaking jittery banded pulled porquoise ring of the dark arts of the sewer	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Damage Absorption: +100, Stench Damage: +25, Single Equip
2786	dangerous Earring of Fire of bravery	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip
2787	gravedigger's Van der Graaf Pendant of Fire	0		Spooky Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
2788	steel-toed wizardly Ring of Fire	0		Mysticality: +25, Damage Reduction: 9, Single Equip
2789	ghostly clever dangerous Ice-Cold Beerring	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum MP: +20, Single Equip
2790	blue ribald medical-grade Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
2791	gravedigger's grievous Ice-Cold Beer Ring	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip
2792	Unspeakable Earring of the cougar of the detective	0		Moxie: +20, Item Drop: +20, Single Equip
2793	pulsating experienced Choker of the Ultragoth of horror	0		Experience: +2, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
2794	studded padded The Ring	0		Damage Absorption: 100, Single Equip
2795	scorching shellacked Nose Ring of Putrescence	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip
2796	supercool Putrid Pendant of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Moxie Percent: +20, Single Equip
2797	gravedigger's dog trainer's Ring of the Sewer Snake	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip
2798	careful Mudflap-Girl Earring of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -25, Single Equip
2799	gray Temple Grandin's Annie Oakley's Mudflap-Girl Necklace	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +7, Single Equip
2800	jittery rock-hard boxer's Mudflap-Girl Ring	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Damage Reduction: 5, Single Equip
2801	shaking vial of Gnomochloric acid	0		
2802	flask of Gnomochloric acid	0		
2803	jug of Gnomochloric acid	0		
2804	electrified galvanized vial of hamethyst juice	0		Effect: "Well-Swabbed Ear", Effect Duration: 13
2805	dry quantum polarized vial of baconstone juice	0		Effect: "Fudgehound", Effect Duration: 41
2806	ionized vial of porquoise juice	0		Effect: "Unrunnable Face", Effect Duration: 29
2807	cold-filtered blinking flask of hamethyst juice	0		Effect: "Destructive Resolve", Effect Duration: 27
2808	tarnished flask of baconstone juice	0		Effect: "Tasting the Rainbow", Effect Duration: 40
2809	boiled triple-improved flask of porquoise juice	0		Effect: "Biologically Shocked", Effect Duration: 48
2810	liquefied pressed jug of hamethyst juice	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Hot Linguine", Effect Duration: 29
2811	moist bouncing jug of baconstone juice	0		Effect: "Strong Spirit", Effect Duration: 24
2812	chilled jug of porquoise juice	0		Effect: "Banono", Effect Duration: 56
2813	narrow baleful Beret of the overflowing toilet	0		Spell Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Four Songs, Brimstone, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep"
2814	horrifying arcane researcher's educational Bludgeon	0		Experience: +1, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Spooky Damage: +25, Brimstone
2815	skewed rosewater-soaked Bunker of the empath of the cheetah	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Stench Resistance: +3, Initiative: +60, Brimstone
2816	vibrating forbidden Boxers of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Brimstone, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep"
2817	reassuring coward's Jim Carey's Brooch	0		Monster Level: 5, Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Brimstone
2818	green pulsating frosty wizardly Bracelet of the boozehound	0		Mysticality: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip, Brimstone
2819	Herculean Grimacite gasmask of chilblains	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Cold Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2008-11"
2820	teal frosty Grimacite gat of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2008-11"
2821	pulsating frosty cool Grimacite gaiters	0		Moxie: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 2xGhoul, cap 37", Last Available: "2008-11"
2822	rosewater-soaked horrifying Grimacite gauntlets	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-11"
2823	vibrating savvy Grimacite go-go boots	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-11"
2824	skewed perfumed chilly Grimacite girdle	0		Cold Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-11"
2825	narrow frosty Grimacite gown	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2008-11"
2826	jittery shaking stiffened Staff of the Kitchen Floor of the glutton of the early riser	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Food Drop: +100, Adventures: +7
2827	anniversary gift box	0		
2828	loaded dice	0		
2829	upside-down spinning really dense meat stack	0		
2830	digital key lime	0		
2831	lime green bouncing star key lime	0		
2832	normal pulsating digital key lime pie	4	good	
2833	special adequate massive star key lime pie	9	good	Effect: "New and Improved", Effect Duration: 50
2834	auspicious aromatic flame-wreathed bottle-rocket crossbow	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +10, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire red bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire blue bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire orange bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire purple bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire black bottle-rocket", Last Available: "2007-07"
2835	banded indie comic hipster glasses	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2"
2836	wizard action figure	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
2837	mint-condition magic wand	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2838	mirror zippy stanky glowstick	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2007-08", Raveosity: +1
2839	Periodical Paintbrush of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Softcore Only
2840	artisanal bottle of cooking sherry	4	EPIC	
2841	moldy packet of ketchup	4	crappy	
2842	smooth accidental cider	3	awesome	
2843	stale squat dire fudgesicle	4	decent	
2844	gravedigger's hardy veiny navel ring of navel gazing of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Maximum HP: 60, Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-09", Item Drop (sporadic): 4.25, Meat Drop (sporadic): 4.25
2845	class five ecto-larva	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
2846	yellow plastic bib	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2847	hale Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield	0		Maximum HP: +20
2848	wobbly Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	0		
2849	shrunken navigator head	0		
2850	weak artisanal moonberry wine cooler	2	EPIC	
2851	normal fine aged cheddarwurst	3	good	
2852	narrow branch from the Great Tree	0		
2853	yellow bouncing Phil Bunion's axe	0		
2854	bouquet of swamp roses	0		
2855	hale Samson's huge mosquito proboscis	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum HP: +20
2856	polymerized galvanized swamp lolly	0		Effect: "Healthy Blue Glow", Effect Duration: 49
2857	alkaline pressed lime green wobbly seegar butt	0		Effect: "Ghost Finger", Effect Duration: 55
2858	bottled swamp gas	0		
2859	greasy gravedigger's witch wart	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
2860	flavorless swamp muck	4	decent	
2861	stylish leechknife of the empath of the early riser	0		Moxie: +25, Familiar Weight: +5, Adventures: +7
2862	decomposed boot	0		
2863	electrified jittery dribbly candle	0		Effect: "Egged On", Effect Duration: 45
2864	stolen meatpouch	0		
2865	huge tumbling cyan arcane researcher's beaver spear of the scaredy-cat	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Monster Level: -15
2866	executive stanky shamanic beads	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +40
2867	upside-down olive clever dilapidated wizard hat of the businessman	0		Maximum MP: +20, Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "cap 31"
2868	polymerized non-cold-filtered wobbly spinning pirate pamphlet	0		Effect: "Healthy Red Glow", Effect Duration: 47
2869	magnetized pirate brochure	0		Effect: "Big", Effect Duration: 28
2870	tarnished colloidal gray huge pirate tract	0		Effect: "Sludgesick", Effect Duration: 65
2871	twirling burnt flower	0		
2872	plastic Naughty Sorceress of the empath of the sweet-tooth	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Candy Drop: +100
2873	quilted sage plastic Ed the Undying	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Damage Absorption: +40
2874	sinister razor-sharp plastic Lord Spookyraven	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spell Damage: +10
2875	huge plastic Dr. Awkward of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15
2876	rosewater-soaked plastic protector spectre	0		Stench Resistance: +3
2877	wobbly up-at-dawn plastic Baron von Ratsworth	0		Adventures: +5
2878	plastic Boss Bat of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50
2879	olive hardy plastic Knob Goblin King	0		Maximum HP: +50
2880	gravedigger's plastic Bonerdagon	0		Spooky Damage: +10
2881	shaking plastic The Man of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
2882	tumbling wobbly shellacked plastic The Big Wisniewski	0		Damage Reduction: 7
2883	Jeselnik's plastic Felonia	0		Sleaze Damage: +25
2884	fortified plastic Beelzebozo	0		Damage Absorption: +60
2885	pulsating friendly plastic conservationist hippy	0		Familiar Weight: +3
2886	plastic 7-foot dwarf of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30
2887	plastic angry bugbear of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30
2888	experienced plastic anime smiley	0		Experience: +2
2889	fuchsia personal trainer's plastic apathetic lizardman	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
2890	educational plastic astronomer	0		Experience: +1
2891	rock-hard plastic beanbat	0		Damage Reduction: 5
2892	asbestos-lined plastic blooper	0		Hot Resistance: +5
2893	wobbly plastic brainsweeper of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7
2894	manspreader's plastic briefcase bat	0		Monster Level: +10
2895	steel-toed plastic demoninja	0		Damage Reduction: 9
2896	wicked plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	0		Spell Damage: +5
2897	red stanky plastic drunk goat	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25
2898	dog trainer's plastic fiendish can of asparagus	0		Experience (familiar): +1
2899	plastic Gnollish crossdresser of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50
2900	maroon chilly plastic handsome mariachi	0		Cold Damage: +5
2901	miser's plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	0		Meat Drop: +10
2902	yellow twirling lion tamer's plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	0		Experience (familiar): +2
2903	deadly plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	0		Weapon Damage: +5
2904	dance instructor's plastic Knott Yeti	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
2905	wobbly plastic lemon-in-the-box of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50
2906	perfumed plastic lobsterfrogman	0		Stench Resistance: +5
2907	maroon strapping plastic ninja snowman	0		Muscle: +5
2908	wobbly plastic Orcish Frat Boy of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100
2909	jittery smooth plastic G Imp	0		Moxie: +15
2910	mirror flame-wreathed plastic goth	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10
2911	fuchsia Tesla plastic cubist bull	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
2912	Sinatra's plastic scary clown	0		Experience (Moxie): +5
2913	twirling wobbly auspicious plastic smarmy pirate	0		Item Drop: +10
2914	yellow brainy plastic spiny skelelton	0		Mysticality: +5
2915	avaricious plastic Spam Witch	0		Meat Drop: +30
2916	scorching plastic vampire	0		Hot Damage: +25
2917	lime green foul-smelling plastic taco cat	0		Stench Damage: +10
2918	wholesome plastic undead elbow macaroni	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10
2919	pulsating plastic warwelf of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15
2920	shaking therapeutic plastic whitesnake	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
2921	plastic XXX pr0n of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15
2922	ghostly wicked plastic zmobie	0		Spell Damage: +5
2923	bouncing banded plastic Protagonist	0		Damage Absorption: +100
2924	cyan hardened plastic Spunky Princess	0		Damage Reduction: 3
2925	energetic plastic topiary golem	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20
2926	extremely unsafe plastic senile lihc	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100
2927	bouncing knitted plastic Iiti Kitty	0		Cold Resistance: +3
2928	upside-down smelly plastic Gnomester Blomester	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10
2929	personal trainer's plastic Trouser Snake	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
2930	maroon energetic plastic Axe Wound	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20
2931	twirling Sinatra's plastic Hellion	0		Experience (Moxie): +5
2932	knitted plastic Black Knight	0		Cold Resistance: +3
2933	dangerous plastic pair of tweezers	0		Weapon Damage: +10
2934	Da Vinci's plastic fruit golem	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5
2935	huge resourceful plastic fluffy bunny	0		Maximum MP: +50
2936	castagnets	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2937	pulsating siesta-ing Casagnova gnome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-10"
2938	Jacob's ladder	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2939	red spinning unemployed hunchbacked minion	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-10"
2940	big moldy Surprise Egg	5	crappy	
2941	modified teal Steal This Candy	0		Effect: "All Glory To the Toad", Effect Duration: 59
2942	aerosolized chocolate filthy lucre	0		Effect: "On the Trolley", Effect Duration: 52
2943	irradiated Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	0		Effect: "Fit To Be Tide", Effect Duration: 13
2945	party hat of James Dean of extreme caution	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Monster Level: -25, Familiar Effect: "4xLep, cap 7"
2946	sharpshooter's sage V for Vivala mask	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Combat Item Damage Percent: 50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Creepy Grin", Last Available: "2007-11"
2947	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	0		
2948	hand-crafted shot of rotgut	3	EPIC	
2949	anodized blinking jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade	0		Effect: "Ice Packed", Effect Duration: 25
2950	Cap'm Caronch's Map	0		
2951	Orcish Frat House blueprints	0		
2952	Annie Oakley's resourceful glowstick	0		Maximum MP: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2007-11", Raveosity: +1
2953	charrrm bracelet	0		
2954	wizardly tip jar	0		Mysticality: +25
2955	yummy blurry yam candy	3	awesome	
2956	cocktail napkin	0		
2957	rum barrel charrrm	0		
2958	spoiled low-calorie red tube of cranberry Go-Goo	1	crappy	
2959	lime green groovy rum barrel charrrm bracelet	0		Moxie Percent: +10
2960	moldy narrow single-serving herbal stuffing	3	crappy	
2961	spoiled packet of tofurkey gravy	3	crappy	
2962	rotten low-calorie tofurkey nugget	1	crappy	
2963	rigging shampoo	0		
2964	upside-down ball polish	0		
2965	mizzenmast mop	0		
2966	huge Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	0		
2967	liquefied double-electrified super-irradiated tumbling olive Swabbie™ swab	0		Effect: "Barking Mad", Effect Duration: 31
2968	aerosolized tarnished bouncing Oil of Parrrlay	0		Effect: "Coldfinger", Effect Duration: 63
2969	flavorless small creamsicle	2	decent	
2970	hand-crafted cream stout	3	EPIC	
2971	squat razor-sharp curmudgel of Flo-Jo	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Initiative: +100
2972	narrow grumpy man charrrm	0		
2973	narrow Samson's grumpy man charrrm bracelet	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Single Equip
2974	squat tumbling tarrrnish charrrm	0		
2975	nippy weightlifter's tarrrnished charrrm bracelet	0		Muscle: +15, Cold Damage: +10, Single Equip
2976	lousy bilge wine	4	decent	
2977	red forbidden witty rapier	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50
2978	upside-down stylish brainy yohohoyo	0		Mysticality: +5, Moxie: +25
2979	adjusted pickled bouncing fish-liver oil	0		Effect: "Ermine Eyes", Effect Duration: 51
2980	booty chest charrrm	0		
2981	red clever booty chest charrrm bracelet	0		Maximum MP: +20, Single Equip
2982	cannonball charrrm	0		
2983	pulsating cannonball charrrm bracelet	0		Single Equip, Sporadic Thorns: 0.25
2984	copper ha'penny charrrm	0		
2985	twirling pulsating Jeselnik's copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet	0		Sleaze Damage: +25
2986	mirror tongue charrrm	0		
2987	nippy tongue charrrm bracelet of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Cold Damage: +10, Single Equip
2988	narrow blurry bit of clingfilm	0		
2989	mirror teal clingfilm trousers of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato, cap 37"
2990	Jim Carey's hardened clingfilm cap	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Monster Level: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 37"
2991	wobbly miser's clingfilm slippers	0		Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip
2992	pulsating clingfilm tangle	0		
2993	moldy vinegar-soaked lemon slice	4	crappy	
2994	concentrated adjusted mirror teal true grit	0		Effect: "Hagnk's Gratitude", Effect Duration: 21
2995	double-paned Jeselnik's electrified buoybottoms	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xLep, cap 37"
2996	grungy flannel shirt of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50
2997	electrified rock-hard grungy bandana	0		Damage Reduction: 5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 0.5xPotato, cap 37"
2998	Newton's grassy cutlass	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3
2999	wobbly shaking Cap'm Caronch's nasty booty	0		
3000	olive Cap'm Caronch's dentures	0		
3001	weightlifter's pegleg	0		Muscle: +15, Single Equip
3002	censurious lamé pants	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 1xLep, cap 25"
3003	stanky enormous hoop earring	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25
3004	greedy curative costume sword	0		Meat Drop: +20, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
3005	rainbow pearl	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3006	inspector's mansplainer's rainbow pearl earring	0		Monster Level: +15, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3007	careful sage rainbow pearl necklace	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Monster Level: -10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3008	narrow supercharged rainbow pearl ring of the blizzard	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3009	savvy stylish Idol of Ak'gyxoth	0		Moxie: +25, Mysticality Percent: +20
3010	olive executive sage Emblem of Ak'gyxoth	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +40
3011	blue sinister altar fragment	0		
3012	shimmering rainbow sand	0		
3013	green ghostly simple key	0		
3014	upside-down ornate key	0		
3015	shaking gilded key	0		
3016	foot locker	0		
3017	ornate chest	0		
3018	gilded chest	0		
3019	wobbly yellow all-purpose cleaner	0		
3020	olive handful of sawdust	0		
3021	stone triangle	0		
3022	teal medium stone triangle	0		
3023	huge small stone triangle	0		
3024	blurry blurry stone pyramid	0		
3025	perfectly mixed corpse on the beach	3	super EPIC	
3026	perfectly mixed corpsetini	3	super EPIC	
3027	bad corpsedriver	3	decent	
3028	extra-dry bad Corpse Island iced tea	5	decent	
3029	mediocre red-headed corpse	4	decent	
3030	tolerable cyan kamicorpse-ee	4	good	
3031	perfectly mixed boozy ghostly corpsel	5	EPIC	
3032	tolerable fuchsia corpsebite	3	good	
3033	squat pirate fledges of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Look like a Pirate
3034	piece of thirteen	0		
3035	moldy pearl onion	3	crappy	
3036	rotten sea biscuit	3	crappy	
3037	high-proof aged bottle of rum	9	awesome	
3038	lousy spirit-forward bottle of black-label rum	5	decent	
3039	cannonball	0		
3040	voodoo skull	0		
3041	joke scroll	0		
3042	mirror Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3043	tumbling metallic foil bow	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
3044	metallic foil radar dish	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.", Last Available: "2011-12"
3045	super-sized normal nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	5	good	Last Available: "2007-12"
3046	spoiled bite-sized nanite-infested candy cane	1	crappy	Last Available: "2020-09"
3047	bland nanite-infested fruitcake	4	decent	Last Available: "2007-12"
3048	watered-down hand-crafted nanite-infested eggnog	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2007-12"
3049	El Vibrato power sphere	0		
3050	eyepatch of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
3051	cutlass of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50
3052	wobbly sinister breeches	0		Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
3053	yellow mood ring	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
3054	anodized candy heart	0		Effect: "Ooh, Sour!", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2007-02"
3055	cold-filtered cymbal syrup	0		Free Pull, Effect: "Fishy Fortification", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2007-02"
3056	metallic foil cat ears of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Alters Page Text, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2007-02"
3057	upside-down nanofiber cloth	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3058	ghostly gray iGoogly	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3059	theoretical string	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3060	synthetic stuffing	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3061	toy hoverpad	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3062	narrow LED block	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3063	gyroscope	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3064	jittery cyborg doll of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2007-12"
3065	blurry buckyball	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3066	huge miser's toy maglev monorail	0		Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3067	dollhive	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3068	gray toy deathbot	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3069	laser cannon	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3070	green plexifoam chin strap	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3071	silicon-infused gluteal shield	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3072	cyan carbonite visor	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3073	twirling set of Unobtainium straps	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3074	polymorphic fastening apparatus	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3075	maroon General Assembly Module	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3076	laser targeting chip	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3077	hi-density nylocite leg armor	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3078	kevlateflocite helmet	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3079	blinking Bulky Buddy Box	0		Last Available: "2007-12", Wiki Name: "Bulky Buddy Box (hatchling)"
3080	teddy borg	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3081	tumbling lard-coated marionette collective	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2007-12"
3082	monomolecular yo-yo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3083	spinning gray blob	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3084	green Van der Graaf borg sock monkey	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2007-12"
3085	dog trainer's cool roboduck-on-a-string	0		Moxie: +5, Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2007-12"
3086	shaking mylar scout drone	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3087	teddy borg sewing kit	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3088	ribald sinister biomechanical crimborg helmet	0		Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2007-12"
3089	dangerous C.B.F.G. of temperance	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2007-12"
3090	bouncing executive Jim Carey's biomechanical crimborg leg armor	0		Monster Level: +25, Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1.5xGhuol, cap 37", Last Available: "2007-12"
3091	warmed mirror vitachoconutriment capsule	0		Effect: "White-boy Angst", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2007-12"
3092	upside-down handmade hobby horse of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2007-12"
3093	wholesome ball-in-a-cup	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2007-12"
3094	twirling set of jacks of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2007-12"
3095	normal jittery laser-broiled pear	4	good	Last Available: "2007-12"
3096	twirling Oprah's polyalloy shield of chilblains	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2007-12"
3097	maroon skewed fish scaler	0		Last Available: "2007-12", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.33
3098	upside-down killing feather	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3099	jittery narrow ring	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3100	robotronic egg	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3101	blinking rogue swarmer	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3102	spinning sawblade fragment	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3103	cyan unstable laser battery	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3104	smartaleck's vibrating cyborg knife of James Dean	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2007-12"
3105	asbestos-lined immense cyborg hand of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2007-12"
3106	wool healthy deadly cyborg stompin' boot	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3107	deactivated RoboGoose	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3108	overclocked avian microprocessor	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-12"
3109	Miniborg stomper	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3110	Miniborg strangler	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3111	Miniborg laser	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3112	spinning ghostly Miniborg beeper	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3113	jittery Miniborg hiveminder	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3114	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3115	old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3116	mirror Hodgman	0		
3117	Libram of Divine Favors	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12", Skill: "Summon Party Favor"
3118	blinking divine noisemaker	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3119	shaking divine can of silly string	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3120	shaking squat divine blowout	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3121	divine champagne popper	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3122	divine cracker	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3123	skewed divine champagne flute	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3124	enhanced pressed fruitfilm	0		Effect: "Helping Comes Second", Effect Duration: 27
3125	cold-filtered piece of after eight	0		Effect: "Patent Prevention", Effect Duration: 67
3126	mirror hobo nickel	0		
3127	blue sandcastle	0		
3128	marshmallow	0		
3129	normal big roasted marshmallow	5	good	
3130	yellow disc	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3131	toothsome thick tin cup of mulligan stew	5	awesome	
3132	upside-down auspicious chilly flamin' bindle	0		Cold Damage: +5, Item Drop: +10
3133	Temple Grandin's extremely unsafe freezin' bindle	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Weight: +7
3134	Sinatra's brawny stinkin' bindle	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience (Moxie): +5
3135	executive perfumed bindle	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +40
3136	smooth sleazy bindle of dire peril	0		Moxie: +15, Weapon Damage: +20
3137	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100
3138	Fonzie's Hodgman's whackin' stick	0		Experience (Moxie): +1
3139	mirror sharpshooter's arcane researcher's Hodgman's imaginary hamster	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10
3140	soft shoes	0		Single Equip
3141	Socratic panhandle panhandling hat	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
3142	smooth cup of infinite pencils	0		Moxie: +15, Damage Aura: 1
3143	purple nasty medical-grade Hodgman's disgusting technicolor overcoat	0		Stench Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
3144	a torn paper strip	0		
3145	El Vibrato translator	0		
3146	teal skewed El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)"
3147	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)"
3148	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)"
3149	blinking El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)"
3150	fuchsia skewed El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)"
3151	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)"
3152	jittery El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)"
3153	cyan El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)"
3154	twirling El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)"
3155	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)"
3156	El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)"
3157	El Vibrato drone	0		
3158	sparking El Vibrato drone	0		
3159	nitrogenated irradiated warm El Vibrato drone	0		Effect: "Nature's Bounty", Effect Duration: 21
3160	pressed wobbly humming El Vibrato drone	0		Effect: "Pride of the Vampire", Effect Duration: 55
3161	diffused extra-oxidized energized El Vibrato drone	0		Effect: "Flambé-a-thon", Effect Duration: 24
3162	olive El Vibrato helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 1xFairy"
3163	El Vibrato energy spear	0		
3164	ghostly El Vibrato leg guards	0		Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol"
3165	broken El Vibrato drone	0		
3166	tumbling repaired El Vibrato drone	0		
3167	augmented El Vibrato drone	0		
3168	modified triple-unsweetened ghostly upside-down seal eyeball	0		Effect: "Heart of Lavender", Effect Duration: 19
3169	small normal blue bouncing turtle soup	2	good	Effect: "[598]A Little Bit Evil"
3170	evil noodles	0		
3171	nauseating reagent	0		
3172	clever evil paper umbrella	0		Maximum MP: +20
3173	polymerized evil vihuela	0		Effect: "Shrimpin' Ain't Easy", Effect Duration: 44
3174	spoiled evil boring spaghetti	3	crappy	
3175	normal super-sized ghostly evil noodles	5	good	
3176	normal evil noodles	3	good	
3177	stale snack-sized pulsating evil painful penne pasta	2	decent	
3178	rotten red 3vi1 pr0n m4nic0tti	3	crappy	
3179	rotten evil ravioli della hippy	4	crappy	
3180	immense normal twirling evil noodles	10	good	
3181	unsweetened blue evil potion of potency	0		Effect: "Phairly Pheromonal", Effect Duration: 52
3182	irradiated evil libation of liveliness	0		Effect: "Mercenary", Effect Duration: 20
3183	polarized chilled blue evil tomato juice of powerful power	0		Effect: "'Roids of the Rhinoceros", Effect Duration: 31
3184	flattened evil eyedrops of the ermine	0		Effect: "Strong Spirit", Effect Duration: 42
3185	nitrogenated quadruple-concentrated ghostly evil ointment of the occult	0		Effect: "Powdered", Effect Duration: 36
3186	unsweetened evil serum of sarcasm	0		Effect: "Patched In", Effect Duration: 58
3187	moist electrified wobbly evil philter of phorce	0		Effect: "Low on the Hog", Effect Duration: 18
3188	hand-crafted an evil sump'm sump'm	3	EPIC	
3189	extra-dry hand-crafted evil ducha de oro	5	EPIC	
3190	drinkable evil horizontal tango	4	good	
3191	lousy boozy evil roll in the hay	5	decent	
3192	naughty origami kit	0		Last Available: "2008-02"
3193	wobbly naughty fortune teller	0		Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3194	origami "gentlemen's" magazine	0		Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3195	naughty paper shuriken	0		Last Available: "2008-02"
3196	origami pasties of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3197	veiny personal trainer's origami riding crop of doom	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum HP: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3198	skewed El Vibrato trapezoid	0		
3199	olive jittery skewed lump of coal	0		
3200	pulsating lump of diamond	0		
3201	jittery thick padded envelope	0		
3202	healthy KoL Con IV Pole of Calamity Jane of the brazier	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2007-09"
3203	dwarvish magazine	0		
3204	dwarvish war helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 41"
3205	jittery dwarvish war mattock	0		
3206	dwarvish war kilt	0		Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 41"
3207	dwarvish punchcard	0		
3208	small laminated card	0		
3209	laminated card	0		
3210	notbig laminated card	0		
3211	upside-down unlarge laminated card	0		
3212	maroon dwarvish document	0		
3213	dwarvish paper	0		
3214	dwarvish parchment	0		
3215	huge teal overcharged El Vibrato power sphere	0		
3216	huge Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form	0		Free Pull
3217	tumbling El Vibrato Megadrone	0		
3218	teal squat twirling veiny glowstick of the blizzard	0		Maximum HP: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2008-02", Raveosity: +1
3219	sane hatrack	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3220	hobo code binder	0		Free Pull
3221	pulsating gator skin	0		
3222	smelly hardened gatorskin umbrella	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Stench Spell Damage: +10
3223	sewer nuggets	0		
3224	squat sewer wad	0		
3225	practically non-alcoholic bad bottle of sewage schnapps	1	decent	
3226	drinkable weak bottle of Ooze-O	2	good	
3227	flavorless mirror C.H.U.M. chum	3	decent	
3228	normal fuchsia unfortunate dumplings	4	good	
3229	decaying goldfish liver	0		
3230	enhanced colloidal blinking oil of oiliness	0		Effect: "Coldfinger", Effect Duration: 55
3231	tattered paper crown of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xSombrero, cap 15"
3232	bite-sized decent vanilla-frosted king cake	1	good	Last Available: "2008-03"
3233	inflatable duck	0		
3234	spinning water wings	0		Wiki Name: "water wings"
3235	noodle	0		
3236	huge skewed Kissin' Cousins	0		Skill: "Awesome Balls of Fire"
3237	Tales from the Fireside	0		Skill: "Conjure Relaxing Campfire"
3238	mirror Blizzards I Have Died In	0		Skill: "Snowclone"
3239	Maxing, Relaxing	0		Skill: "Maximum Chill"
3240	twirling Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	0		Skill: "Eggsplosion"
3241	Travels with Jerry	0		Skill: "Mudbath"
3242	Let Me Be!	0		Skill: "Raise Backup Dancer"
3243	jittery Asleep in the Cemetery	0		Skill: "Creepy Lullaby"
3244	upside-down Summer Nights	0		Skill: "Grease Lightning"
3245	Sensual Massage for Creeps	0		Skill: "Inappropriate Backrub"
3246	skewed chilly Ol' Scratch's ol' britches of temperance	0		Cold Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xPotato"
3247	wobbly Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat of incineration of the overflowing toilet	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "hot atk"
3248	Newton's savvy wizardly Ol' Scratch's ash can	0		Mysticality: +25, Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Class: "Sauceror"
3249	pink plastic baby of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-03"
3250	cyan sausage	0		
3251	Fonzie's Frosty's silk hat of mayonnaise	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "cold atk"
3252	ghostly miser's Frosty's carrot of the glutton	0		Meat Drop: +10, Food Drop: +100, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip
3253	bouncing dangerous Herculean Frosty's nailbat of the glutton	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Weapon Damage: +10, Food Drop: +100, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3254	wool supercool Oscus's pelt	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Cold Resistance: +1, Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip
3255	Oprah's steel-toed Wand of Oscus of incineration	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Pastamancer"
3256	electrified grievous Oscus's dumpster waders	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xBarrr"
3257	brainy Zombo's skullcap of the pedagogue	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience: +3, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "spooky atk"
3258	fuchsia wobbly healthy stiffened boxer's Zombo's shield	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
3259	mansplainer's rosy-cheeked Zombo's grievous greaves	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Monster Level: +15, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
3260	greedy Herculean Chester's moustache of the storm	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Meat Drop: +20, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip
3261	hardened Samson's Chester's bag of candy	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Damage Reduction: 3, Class: "Disco Bandit"
3262	Sherlock's rosy-cheeked Chester's cutoffs	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Item Drop: +25, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1.5xGhuol"
3263	Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts	0		Last Available: "2008-04", Skill: "Summon Tasteful Items"
3264	mirror bouncing candygram	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3265	bag of Crotchety Pine saplings	0		
3266	green bag of Saccharine Maple saplings	0		
3267	bag of Laughing Willow saplings	0		
3268	concentrated pickled blinking blinking handful of Crotchety Pine needles	0		Effect: "Super-Mega-Ultra-Hyper-Charged", Effect Duration: 27
3269	triple-aerosolized lump of Saccharine Maple sap	0		Effect: "Super Structure", Effect Duration: 20
3270	liquefied Vulcanized boiled handful of Laughing Willow bark	0		Effect: "Physicali Tea", Effect Duration: 69
3271	veiny crotchety pants	0		Maximum HP: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Put Down Roots", Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 18"
3272	veiny Saccharine Maple pendant	0		Maximum HP: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spray Sap"
3273	squat mansplainer's willowy bonnet	0		Monster Level: +15, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Rouse Sapling", Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 18"
3274	flavored foot massage oil	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3275	dart	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3276	black-and-blue light	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3277	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3278	upside-down studded belt of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2008-04"
3279	twirling purple personal massager	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3280	personalized coffee mug	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-04"
3281	mirror plasma ball	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3282	blinking stick-on eyebrow piercing of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Last Available: "2008-04"
3283	rotten salad	3	crappy	
3284	foul-smelling coward's C.H.U.M. lantern	0		Monster Level: -20, Stench Damage: +10
3285	stanky C.H.U.M. knife	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25
3286	smooth Frosty's snowball sack	0		Moxie: +15
3287	quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3288	shimmering tendrils	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3289	scintillating powder	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3290	abandoned candy	0		
3291	secret tropical island volcano lair map	0		
3292	yellow mirror adorable seal larva	0		
3293	untamable turtle	0		
3294	purple macaroni duck	0		
3295	friendly cheez blob	0		
3296	unusual disco ball	0		
3297	yellow stray chihuahua	0		
3298	pretty pink bow	0		
3299	smiley-face sticker	0		
3300	teal upside-down farfalle bow tie	0		
3301	upside-down jalapeño slices	0		
3302	tumbling stick-on mini solar panels	0		
3303	sombrero	0		Sombrero Bonus: +10
3304	Argarggagarg's fang	0		
3305	Safari Jack's moustache	0		
3306	maroon tumbling Yakisoba's hat	0		
3307	tumbling Heimandatz's heart	0		
3308	Jocko Homo's head	0		
3309	The Mariachi's guitar case	0		
3310	razor-sharp sealskin drum	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3311	narrow pulsating vibrating washboard shield	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
3312	beefcake's spaghetti-box banjo	0		Muscle: +25, Class: "Pastamancer"
3313	marinara jug of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Class: "Sauceror"
3314	Sinatra's makeshift castanets	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Class: "Disco Bandit"
3315	wobbly weightlifter's left-handed melodica	0		Muscle: +15, Class: "Accordion Thief"
3316	dried bouncing epic wad	1	decent	Effect: "Memory of Smarts", Effect Duration: 15
3317	pulsating bottlecap of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip
3318	corncob pipe of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip
3319	padded Mr. Joe's bangles	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Single Equip
3320	purple ghostly groovy frayed rope belt	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Single Equip
3321	packet of mayfly bait	0		Last Available: "2008-05"
3322	baleful mayfly bait necklace of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summon Mayfly Swarm", Last Available: "2008-05"
3323	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	0		
3324	Frosty's frosty mug	0		
3325	perfectly mixed jar of fermented pickle juice	3	super ultra mega EPIC	
3326	powdered mirror voodoo snuff	1	good	
3327	rotten mirror extra-greasy slider	4	crappy	
3328	hardy steel-toed crumpled felt fedora	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum HP: +50, Familiar Effect: "0.75xVolley, 0.75xLep"
3329	huge teal stiffened battered top-hat of the glutton	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 0.75xFairy"
3330	manspreader's cool shapeless wide-brimmed hat	0		Moxie: +5, Monster Level: +10, Familiar Effect: "0.75xLep, 0.75xFairy"
3331	up-at-dawn Da Vinci's mostly rat-hide leggings	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
3332	clever banded hobo dungarees	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum MP: +20, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 1xPotato"
3333	Temple Grandin's savvy patched suit-pants	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +7, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 0.5xFairy"
3334	shaking hobo stogie	0		Single Equip
3335	yellow rope with some soap on it	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
3336	blinking dead guy's piece of double-sided tape	0		
3337	wobbly Lo Pan's beefcake's dead guy's memento	0		Muscle: +25, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
3338	small stale banquet	2	decent	
3339	narrow sharpened hubcap	0		
3340	very caltrop	0		
3341	The Six-Pack of Pain	0		
3342	hobo monkey	0		
3343	bindle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3344	pulsating bed of coals	0		
3345	air mattress	0		
3346	filth-encrusted futon	0		
3347	olive comfy coffin	0		
3348	maroon mattress	0		
3349	dinged-up triangle	0		
3350	practically non-alcoholic bad Ralph IX cognac	1	decent	
3351	tumbling ghostly llama lama cria	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-06"
3352	olive zen motorcycle	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3353	pressed pickled fuchsia blinking llama lama gong	0		Effect: "Blubbered Up", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2008-06"
3354	decent banana-frosted king cake	3	good	Last Available: "2008-08"
3355	coward's brown plastic baby	0		Monster Level: -20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-08"
3356	plump juicy grub	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3357	shimmering moth	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3358	huge delectable fire ant	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3359	scrumptious ice ant	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3360	yellow stinkbug	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3361	yummy death watch beetle	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3362	wobbly tasty louse	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3363	spoiled half-sized upside-down mole molé	2	crappy	Last Available: "2008-06"
3364	watered-down tolerable Morlock's Mark Bourbon	2	good	Last Available: "2008-06"
3365	energized irradiated Climate Colada	0		Effect: "Elvish", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2008-06"
3366	altered digital underground potion	0		Effect: "The Strength... of the Future", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2008-06"
3367	mirror interesting-looking twig	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3368	boiled ghostly glimmering roc feather	1	crappy	Effect: "Crocodile Tear", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2008-06"
3369	mixed squat glimmering phoenix feather	1		Last Available: "2008-06"
3370	pickled narrow glimmering penguin feather	1		Last Available: "2008-06"
3371	vaporized twirling glimmering buzzard feather	1		Last Available: "2008-06"
3372	vaporized jittery glimmering raven feather	1		Last Available: "2008-06"
3373	pickled glimmering great tit feather	1		Last Available: "2008-06"
3374	spinning house of twigs and spit	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3375	The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	0		Skill: "The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder"
3376	lime green Benetton's Medley of Diversity	0		Skill: "Benetton's Medley of Diversity"
3377	Elron's Explosive Etude	0		Skill: "Elron's Explosive Etude"
3378	skewed Chorale of Companionship	0		Skill: "Chorale of Companionship"
3379	Prelude of Precision	0		Skill: "Prelude of Precision"
3380	arcane researcher's Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork of the cheetah	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Initiative: +60
3381	forbidden Ol' Scratch's stove door	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Thorns: 1
3382	reassuring extremely unsafe Ol' Scratch's manacles of the blizzard	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip
3383	twirling Van der Graaf Herculean weightlifter's Chester's sunglasses	0		Muscle: +15, Experience (Muscle): +1, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
3384	Lo Pan's Chester's muscle shirt of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +30
3385	huge lard-coated Chester's Aquarius medallion of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
3386	miser's deadly Zombo's shoulder blade	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +10
3387	cool wizardly Zombo's skull ring	0		Mysticality: +25, Moxie: +5, Single Equip
3388	Zombo's empty eye	0		
3389	dance instructor's Frosty's arm of the bloodbag	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum HP: +100
3390	squat Jeselnik's curative Staff of the Deepest Freeze	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Item Drop: +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
3391	squat bouncing Frosty's iceball	0		
3392	Oscus's garbage can lid of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Thorns: 1
3393	twirling tumbling Oscus's neverending soda	0		
3394	blinking lightning-fast Oscus's flypaper pants of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
3395	red sizzling dangerous Hodgman's porkpie hat	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Hot Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 0.5xVolley, 0.5xFairy"
3396	baleful Hodgman's lobsterskin pants of Flo-Jo	0		Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato"
3397	twirling chilly lion tamer's Hodgman's bow tie	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Cold Damage: +5, Single Equip
3398	tolerable weak Hodgman's blanket	2	good	
3399	bad special jar of squeeze	3	decent	Effect: "Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude", Effect Duration: 20
3400	spoiled bowl of fishysoisse	4	crappy	
3401	double-electrified vacuum-sealed diffused deadly lampshade	0		Effect: "Thunderheart", Effect Duration: 19
3402	electrified anodized concentrated garbage juice	0		Effect: "El Tango de la Maldita Suegra", Effect Duration: 48
3403	cyan huge blinking lewd playing card	0		
3404	Fonzie's beefcake's deck of lewd playing cards of the glutton	0		Muscle: +25, Experience (Moxie): +1, Food Drop: +100
3405	mirror Tesla Hodgman's sock	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
3406	spinning huge occult Hodgman's varcolac paw	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25
3407	blinking mirror dangerous Hodgman's almanac	0		Weapon Damage: +10
3408	lime green lightning-fast Hodgman's harmonica	0		Initiative: +40
3409	gray baleful Hodgman's garbage sticker	0		Spell Damage: +25
3410	olive Hodgman's detector of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20
3411	lightning-fast Hodgman's cane	0		Initiative: +40
3412	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	0		Skill: "Natural Born Scrabbler"
3413	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	0		Skill: "Thrift and Grift"
3414	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	0		Skill: "Abs of Tin"
3415	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	0		Skill: "Marginally Insane"
3416	huge hobo fortress blueprints	0		
3421	box of fireworks	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire off a Roman Candle", Last Available: "2008-07", Item Drop (sporadic): +12.5
3422	super-boiled sterno-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Vitamin-Maxed", Effect Duration: 65
3423	quantum frostbite-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric", Effect Duration: 60
3424	quadruple-chilled huge fry-oil-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "In the Limelight", Effect Duration: 45
3425	improved tarnished garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Stimulated Brain", Effect Duration: 56
3426	activated dry wobbly strawberry-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Updated", Effect Duration: 41
3427	olive roll of Hob-Os	0		
3428	galvanized quadruple-chilled Everlasting Deckswabber	0		Effect: "Ready to Snap", Effect Duration: 27
3430	bindle of joy	0		
3431	cotton candy cocoon	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-08"
3432	cotton candy cordial	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2008-08"
3433	skewed spice melange	0		
3434	narrow rattling cigar box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3435	Jim Carey's Van der Graaf stirring stick	0		Monster Level: +25, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
3436	prompt Oprah's dangerous Staff of the Teapot Tempest	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Adventures: +3
3437	blurry lard-coated Staff of the Black Kettle of bravery of the cheetah	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5, Initiative: +60
3438	bouncing mansplainer's supercool Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron of mayonnaise	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Monster Level: +15, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
3439	Rainbow's Gravity	0		Skill: "Rainbow Gravitation", Last Available: "2008-07"
3440	distilled twirling prismatic wad	1	decent	Last Available: "2008-07"
3441	occult club of the five seasons	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2008-07"
3442	brainy rainbow crossbow	0		Mysticality: +5, Last Available: "2008-07"
3443	wobbly skewed maroon kitten	0		
3444	squat bouncing Oprah's webbed comic mask	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 2"
3445	Junior Adventurer's kit	0		
3446	blinking groovy prism necklace	0		Single Equip, Sporadic Thorns: 2.5
3447	Rosewater's six-rainbow shield	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2008-07"
3448	olive blurry rainbow bomb	0		Last Available: "2008-07"
3449	lime green cotton candy cone	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3450	cotton candy pinch	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3451	huge cotton candy smidgen	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3452	cotton candy skoshe	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3453	cotton candy plug	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3454	gray cotton candy pillow	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3455	cotton candy bale	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3456	upside-down perfumed trusty torch	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
3457	green veiny Junior Adventurer's merit badge	0		Maximum HP: +10, Single Equip
3458	denatured cold-filtered blurry STYX deodorant body spray	0		Effect: "Winklered", Effect Duration: 31
3459	aged red white-label gin	3	awesome	
3460	flavorless tin rations	3	decent	
3461	haiku challenge map	0		
3462	terrible poem	0		
3463	irresponsibly strong drinkable bottle of sake	8	good	
3464	brawny round pebble	0		Muscle Percent: +20
3465	snack-sized tasty spinning Bash-Ōs cereal	2	awesome	Wiki Name: "Bash-Os cereal"
3466	asbestos-lined lard-coated Lo Pan's haiku katana	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +5, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Raindrop Attack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summer Siesta", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Falling Leaf Whirlwind", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Winter's Bite Technique", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "The 17 Cuts", Last Available: "2008-09"
3467	jittery bargain flash powder	0		
3468	skewed stanky plastic baby	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-12"
3469	normal gray blueberry-frosted king cake	3	good	Last Available: "2008-12"
3470	bitty bathysphere	0		Familiar Weight: -20, Underwater Familiar, Familiar Effect: "adventure underwater"
3471	damp boot	0		
3472	gravedigger's wicked brawny Seasonal Beret	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Spell Damage: +5, Spooky Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 25"
3473	Bash-Ōs boxtop	0		Wiki Name: "Bash-Os boxtop"
3474	aerosolized cranberry cordial	0		Effect: "Weird Vibrations", Effect Duration: 68
3475	energized alkaline dry twirling lime green blackberry polite	0		Effect: "Shredding, Sweating", Effect Duration: 23
3476	ionized liquefied shaking shaking plum lozenge	0		Effect: "Sparkly!", Effect Duration: 18
3477	liquefied blue pear lozenge	0		Effect: "Stinkybeard", Effect Duration: 19
3478	colloidal extra-adjusted triple-boiled cyan peach lozenge	0		Effect: "[1701]Hip to the Jive", Effect Duration: 61
3479	balloon shield	0		Thorns: 1
3480	spot	0		
3481	uniclops egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-10"
3482	passed-out psychedelic bear	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-10"
3483	psychedelic bubble wand	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3484	eye 'n' horn shampoo	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3485	triple-liquefied polymerized glittery mascara	0		Effect: "Flaming Weapon", Effect Duration: 47
3486	dull fish scale	0		
3487	narrow rough fish scale	0		
3488	pristine fish scale	0		
3489	moldy beefy fish meat	3	crappy	Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 5
3490	stale glistening fish meat	3	decent	Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 5
3491	bland slick fish meat	3	decent	Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 5
3492	bouncing lard-coated fish scimitar of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
3493	groovy smooth fish stick	0		Moxie: +15, Moxie Percent: +10
3494	Fonzie's wizardly fish bazooka	0		Mysticality: +25, Experience (Moxie): +1
3495	Vulcanized Vulcanized sea salt crystal	0		Effect: "Litterboxing", Effect Duration: 66
3496	anodized activated bazookafish bubble gum	0		Effect: "Hagnk's Gratitude", Effect Duration: 23
3497	drinkable special huge bottle of Pete's Sake	4	good	Effect: "Toast Tea", Effect Duration: 50
3498	invisible bag	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2011-12"
3499	witch hat	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2011-12"
3500	blurry squat beholed bedsheet	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2011-12"
3501	rotten canapés	3	crappy	
3502	modified thermos of brew	1	awesome	Effect: "Aspect of the Twinklefairy", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2011-12"
3503	drinkable weak purple twirling pulsating glass of brandy	2	good	Last Available: "2011-12"
3504	pulsating French slippers	0		
3505	strapping LWA ring	0		Muscle: +5
3506	jittery teal tumbling LARP membership card	0		Last Available: "2008-10"
3507	blinking Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-11", Skill: "Summon Stickers"
3508	smartaleck's scratch 'n' sniff sword	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Breakable, Last Available: "2008-11"
3509	purple scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker	0		Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2008-11"
3510	scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker	0		Experience: +2, Last Available: "2008-11"
3511	scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker	0		Meat Drop: +25, Last Available: "2008-11"
3512	scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker	0		All Attributes Percent: +10, Last Available: "2008-11"
3513	upside-down scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker	0		Spooky Damage: +3, Stench Damage: +3, Hot Damage: +3, Cold Damage: +3, Sleaze Damage: +3, Last Available: "2008-11"
3514	scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Spell Damage: +20, Last Available: "2008-11"
3515	blurry shellacked brawny ganger bandana	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Damage Reduction: 7, Familiar Effect: "atk"
3516	eel skin	0		
3517	eelskin hat of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk", Thorns: [env(underwater)]
3518	purple beefcake's eelskin pants	0		Muscle: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, MP regen", Thorns: [env(underwater)]
3519	ghostly eelskin shield of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Thorns: [env(underwater)]
3520	shark tooth	0		
3521	brawny shark tooth necklace of the cheetah	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Initiative: +60, Single Equip
3522	green scorching baleful shark jumper	0		Spell Damage: +25, Hot Damage: +25
3523	pressed non-modified blinking shark cartilage	0		Effect: "Eye of the Lihc", Effect Duration: 44
3524	liquefied eel battery	0		Effect: "Strong Spirit", Effect Duration: 49
3525	moist improved green huge blinking temporary teardrop tattoo	0		Effect: "Super-Mega-Ultra-Hyper-Charged", Effect Duration: 67
3526	squat narrow scratch 'n' sniff crossbow of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Breakable, Last Available: "2008-11"
3527	cyan mutant rattlesnake egg	0		
3528	mutant fire ant egg	0		
3529	red mutant cactus bud	0		
3530	mutant gila monster egg	0		
3531	rattlesnake enrager	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3532	ant antidepressant	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3533	cactus monocle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3534	shaking Jawmaster 2000™	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3535	plans for depleted Grimacite hammer	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite hammer"
3536	plans for depleted Grimacite gravy boat	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite gravy boat"
3537	squat plans for depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt"
3538	jittery plans for depleted Grimacite grappling hook	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite grappling hook"
3539	jittery plans for depleted Grimacite ninja mask	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite ninja mask"
3540	plans for depleted Grimacite shinguards	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite shinguards"
3541	upside-down plans for depleted Grimacite astrolabe	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite astrolabe"
3542	perfumed depleted Grimacite hammer	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
3543	Rosewater's beefcake's depleted Grimacite gravy boat	0		Muscle: +25, Mysticality Percent: +30, Last Available: "2011-12"
3544	asbestos-lined Oprah's depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
3545	boxer's depleted Grimacite grappling hook of vim and vigor	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
3546	narrow miser's Sinatra's depleted Grimacite ninja mask	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-12"
3547	depleted Grimacite shinguards of extreme caution of bravery	0		Monster Level: -25, Spooky Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-12"
3548	brainy beefcake's depleted Grimacite astrolabe	0		Muscle: +25, Mysticality: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
3549	Annie Oakley's Samson's KoL Con Cinco Piñata Bat	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-09"
3550	propeller beanie of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7"
3551	skewed Usain Bolt's greedy wicked straw hat	0		Spell Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +20, Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy"
3552	shaking Jeselnik's MacGyver's padded octopus's spade	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum MP: +100, Sleaze Damage: +25
3553	huge soggy seed packet	0		
3554	glob of slime	0		
3555	stale immense blinking sea carrot	7	decent	
3556	moldy teal sea cucumber	3	crappy	
3557	half-sized flavorless jittery sea avocado	2	decent	
3558	adequate sea lychee	3	good	
3559	adequate blinking sea tangelo	3	good	
3560	moldy sea honeydew	4	crappy	
3561	pickled electrified pressurized potion of puissance	0		Effect: "Arcane in the Brain", Effect Duration: 28
3562	corrupted altered spinning tumbling pressurized potion of perspicacity	0		Effect: "Just Aged Enough", Effect Duration: 39
3563	corrupted flattened concentrated spinning pressurized potion of pulchritude	0		Effect: "Ooh, Salty!", Effect Duration: 43
3564	aged weak wobbly berry-infused sake	2	awesome	
3565	mediocre lime green citrus-infused sake	3	decent	
3566	bad melon-infused sake	4	decent	
3567	slab of sponge	0		
3568	spinning wicked weightlifter's sponge helmet of temperance	0		Muscle: +15, Spell Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
3569	wholesome extremely unsafe spongy shield of temperance	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5
3570	prompt hale arcane researcher's square sponge pants	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum HP: +20, Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xPotato"
3571	mirror upside-down flytrap pellet	0		
3572	lime green baby cuddlefish	0		
3573	six-armed sweater	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3574	slimy chest	0		
3575	sand dollar	0		
3576	jittery maroon flytrap bezoar	0		
3577	shaking bezoar ring	0		
3578	candy cornucopia	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3579	wobbly ballet slippers	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3580	maroon pulsating wriggling flytrap pellet	0		
3581	tumbling sushi-rolling mat	0		
3582	half-sized flavorless rice	2	decent	
3584	stale blinking irradiated candy cane	4	decent	Last Available: "2008-12"
3585	enchanted decent narrow gingerbread mutant bugbear	4	good	Effect: "Blessing of the Pervy Noodles", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2008-12"
3586	enchanted bad oozenog	3	decent	Effect: "Good Motivator", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3587	double-irradiated ionized alkaline sugar plum	0		Effect: "Can't Be a Chooser", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2008-12"
3588	quadruple-activated double-magnetized ionized sugar banana	0		Effect: "The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2008-12"
3589	colloidal shaking sugar lime	0		Effect: "Updated", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2008-12"
3590	dry improved wobbly sugar cherry	0		Effect: "Pockets of Fire", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2008-12"
3591	upside-down asbestos-lined chaotic Mer-kin hookspear	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Drops Meat
3592	upside-down Mer-kin takebag	0		Item Drop: +5
3593	Mer-kin thingpouch	0		
3594	wobbly blue Mer-kin killscroll	0		
3595	improved blurry Mer-kin fastjuice	0		Effect: "Purity of Spirit", Effect Duration: 49
3596	imitation crab crate	0		
3597	imitation crab meat	0		
3598	pulsating huge imitation crab zoea	0		
3599	auspicious gravedigger's moist sailor's cap of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +10, Item Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "stench atk"
3600	gray wobbly electrified speargun of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
3601	compass of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10
3602	broken diving helmet	0		
3603	porthole	0		
3604	rivet	0		
3605	spinning bubblin' stone	0		
3606	skewed Van der Graaf hardened diving helmet of the boozehound	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Booze Drop: +100, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato"
3607	mirror toasty stiffened studded aerated diving helmet	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Damage Reduction: 1, Hot Damage: +5, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato"
3608	live nautical mine	0		
3609	das boot	0		Familiar Weight: -10, Underwater Familiar, Familiar Effect: "adventure underwater"
3610	blurry imitation whetstone	0		
3611	activated shaking sea grease	0		Effect: "Elron's Explosive Etude", Effect Duration: 48
3612	sturdy Crimbo crate	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3613	spinning battered Crimbo Crate	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3614	twitching claw	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3615	squat twirling rigid carapace	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3616	bouncing pulsing flesh	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3617	corrupted dry mirror unstable DNA	0		Effect: "Squid Squint", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2008-12"
3618	The Spirit of Crimbo	0		Free Pull, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Recite 'The Spirit of Crimbo'", Last Available: "2008-12"
3619	cyan wriggling tentacle	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3620	mass of wriggling tentacles	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3621	pair of twitching claws	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3622	cyan gnashing teeth	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3623	chitinous pod	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3624	slick parasitic claw	0		Moxie: +10, Last Available: "2008-12"
3625	dog trainer's parasitic tentacles	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 5xBarrr, cap 7", Last Available: "2008-12"
3626	blinking shaking Jim Carey's parasitic headgnawer	0		Monster Level: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2008-12", Thorns: 1
3627	tumbling double-paned parasitic strangleworm	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3628	green blinking pair of ragged claws	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3629	upside-down burrowgrub hive	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3630	Crimbo crate	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3631	polarized squat Gummi-DNA	0		Effect: "Memory of Resilience", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2020-09"
3632	shaking radioactive chew toy	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3633	elven socks of the bloodbag of courage	0		Maximum HP: +100, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2008-12"
3634	Socratic elven gloves of the sewer	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2008-12"
3635	Usain Bolt's avaricious festive holiday hat	0		Meat Drop: +30, Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 7", Last Available: "2008-12"
3636	stanky patent shoes of the early riser	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2008-12"
3637	teal gravedigger's Newton's gray bow tie	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2008-12"
3638	chaotic penguin thesaurus of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: 30, Last Available: "2008-12"
3639	diet rotten upside-down tumbling blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	1	crappy	Effect: "Amorphous Cheer", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
3640	seaweed	0		
3641	gray blinking jamfish jam	0		
3642	dragonfish caviar	0		
3643	pulsating pufferfish spine	0		
3644	energetic depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2007-06"
3645	irresponsibly strong tolerable canteen of wine	9	good	Last Available: "2008-12"
3646	normal lime green mirror elven <i>limbos</i> gingerbread	3	good	Last Available: "2008-12"
3647	elven whittling knife	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3648	shaking magic dragonfish fry	0		
3649	huge map to Madness Reef	0		
3650	decent diet tumbling toast with jam	1	good	Last Available: "2008-12"
3651	huge antlers	0		Familiar Weight: +4, Last Available: "2008-12"
3652	hand-crafted elven moonshine	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2008-12"
3653	toothsome tumbling knuckle sandwich	3	awesome	Last Available: "2008-12", Wiki Name: "knuckle sandwich"
3654	shaking educational psycho sweater of extreme caution	0		Experience: +1, Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2008-12"
3655	pulsating fin-bit wax	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3656	squat plastic Mob Penguin of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2008-12"
3657	crafty plastic mutant elf	0		Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2008-12"
3658	lard-coated plastic fat stack of cash	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2008-12"
3659	tumbling Jim Carey's plastic strand of DNA	0		Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2008-12"
3660	blue healthy plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2008-12"
3661	skewed container of Putty	0		Last Available: "2009-01"
3662	nasty Putty mitre	0		Stench Damage: +5, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-01"
3663	manspreader's Putty leotard	0		Monster Level: +10, Item Drop: +5, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-01"
3664	Putty ball of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2009-01"
3665	narrow Putty sheet	0		Last Available: "2009-01"
3666	supercharged Fonzie's Putty snake of the dark arts	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2009-01"
3667	Putty monster	0		Last Available: "2009-01"
3668	glow-in-the-dark wristwatch of incineration of bravery	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-01", Nonstackable Watch
3669	Newton's glow-in-the-dark dart gun	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2009-01"
3670	fireproof glow-in-the-dark burrowgrub	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2009-01"
3671	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3672	small normal upside-down red can of franks 'n' beans	2	good	Last Available: "2010-12"
3673	practically non-alcoholic acceptable ghostly bottle of peppermint schnapps	1	good	Last Available: "2010-12"
3674	mirror throbbing rage gland	0		Skill: "Vent Rage Gland"
3675	jittery mirror Mer-kin pressureglobe	0		
3676	red Mer-kin foodbucket	0		
3677	mirror Temple Grandin's diving muff	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Single Equip
3678	watered-down lousy narrow salinated mint julep	2	decent	
3679	ink bladder	0		
3680	tumbling esca	0		
3681	yellow bubbling tempura batter	0		
3682	globe of Deep Sauce	0		
3683	map to the Marinara Trench	0		
3684	stale big tempura carrot	5	decent	
3685	massive flavorless tempura cucumber	6	decent	
3686	tiny stale tempura avocado	1	decent	
3687	stale sea broccoli	3	decent	
3688	flavorless sea cauliflower	3	decent	
3689	gigantic flavorless tempura broccoli	7	decent	
3690	normal spinning tempura cauliflower	3	good	
3691	super-sized bland sea blueberry	5	decent	
3692	flavorless sea persimmon	3	decent	
3693	denatured Vulcanized pressurized potion of perception	0		Effect: "Flimsy Shield of the Pastalord", Effect Duration: 18
3694	oxidized pressurized potion of proficiency	0		Effect: "El Tango de la Maldita Suegra", Effect Duration: 42
3695	avaricious Mer-kin digpick	0		Meat Drop: +30
3696	narrow anemone nematocyst	0		
3697	high-pressure seltzer bottle	0		
3698	gray velcro ore	0		
3699	teflon ore	0		
3700	vinyl ore	0		
3701	bouncing map to Anemone Mine	0		
3702	marine aquamarine	0		
3703	valve wheel	0		
3704	waterlogged bootstraps	0		
3705	blinking veiny baleful velcro broadsword of the detective	0		Spell Damage: +25, Maximum HP: +10, Item Drop: +20
3706	foul-smelling dog trainer's electrified velcro paddle ball	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Stench Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
3707	perfumed cool velcro shield of doom	0		Moxie: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +5
3708	twirling inspector's Annie Oakley's medical-grade velcro boots	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Item Drop: +15, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
3709	banded non-stick pugil stick of courage	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Spooky Resistance: +3
3710	double-paned sinister experienced teflon spatula	0		Experience: +2, Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +5
3711	Usain Bolt's Fonzie's teflon shield of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): 4, Initiative: +80
3712	reassuring hardened teflon swim fins of horror	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip
3713	hardy 7-inch discus of the overflowing toilet	0		Maximum HP: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +50
3714	greedy flame-retardant greasy PVC staff	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +20
3715	lime green razor-sharp smartaleck's vinyl shield	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Item Drop: +5
3716	horrifying mansplainer's vinyl boots of terror	0		Monster Level: +15, Spooky Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
3717	squat decaying oar	0		
3718	fishhook	0		
3719	upside-down lantern	0		
3720	decaying pole	0		
3721	decaying paddle	0		
3722	maroon tumbling tarnished ring	0		
3723	narrow tarnished rod	0		
3724	mirror brittle plastic handle	0		
3725	tumbling foggy glass globe	0		
3726	purple wobbly possessed tomato	0		
3727	Nardz energy beverage	0		
3728	pile of coins	0		
3729	ghostly hand grenegg	0		
3730	caret	0		
3731	cyan wobbly MacGyver's glass gnoll eye	0		Maximum MP: +100
3732	magnetized energized cigar butt	0		Effect: "Berry Experiential", Effect Duration: 21
3733	manly bloomers of vim and vigor of the glutton	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 13"
3734	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	0		
3735	fat wallet	0		
3736	olive educational thinker's handwarmer	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience: +1, Single Equip
3737	mirror rock-hard lighter of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Damage Reduction: 5
3738	decent small packet of beer nuts	2	good	
3739	blue Boozehounds Anonymous token	0		
3740	handful of bees	0		
3741	wobbly spectral jelly	0		
3742	non-irradiated liquefied huge jellyfish gel	0		Effect: "Vanity Rage", Effect Duration: 42
3743	unstable quark	0		
3744	software glitch	0		
3745	fumble formula	0		Recipe: "concoction of clumsiness"
3746	vampire pearl	0		
3747	bouncing mother's secret recipe	0		Recipe: "white chocolate chip brownies"
3749	improved blurry concoction of clumsiness	0		Effect: "Eagle Eyes", Effect Duration: 15
3750	avaricious vampire pearl earring	0		Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip
3751	massive bland chocolate chip brownies	7	decent	
3753	Libram of Love Songs	0		Last Available: "2009-02", Skill: "Summon Love Song"
3754	dry pulsating love song of vague ambiguity	0		Effect: "Proprie Tea", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2009-02"
3755	boiled modified love song of smoldering passion	0		Effect: "Wreathed in Merriment", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2009-02"
3756	wet vacuum-sealed love song of icy revenge	0		Effect: "Fire Inside", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2009-02"
3757	irradiated love song of sugary cuteness	0		Effect: "Aspect of the Twinklefairy", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2009-02"
3758	wet teal love song of disturbing obsession	0		Effect: "Rad-ish", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2009-02"
3759	diffused wet narrow love song of naughty innuendo	0		Effect: "Castaway Physique", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2009-02"
3760	tarnished alkaline breath mint	0		Effect: "Morbidi Tea", Effect Duration: 40
3761	banded vampire pearl ring	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Single Equip
3762	shaking stylish vampire pearl necklace	0		Moxie: +25, Single Equip
3763	delicious high-proof slug of vodka	9	awesome	
3764	acceptable weak slug of rum	2	good	
3765	mediocre slug of shochu	3	decent	
3766	weak perfectly mixed olive screwdiver	2	EPIC	
3767	smooth dew yoana lei	4	awesome	
3768	lousy irresponsibly strong red lychee chuhai	6	decent	
3769	bad salacious screwdiver	3	decent	
3770	tolerable tumbling dew yoana salacious lei	4	good	
3771	practically non-alcoholic artisanal gray salacious lychee chuhai	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
3772	boozy bad special maroon Alewife&trade; Ale	5	decent	Effect: "Melancholy Burden", Effect Duration: 30
3773	tumbling seaode	0		
3774	map to the Dive Bar	0		
3775	blinking Mer-kin pinkslip	0		
3776	wool stiffened pink pinkslip slip	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Cold Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr"
3777	stiffened Rosewater's sea salt scrubs	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Damage Reduction: 1
3778	scandalous sizzling dance instructor's amber aviator shades	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Hot Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip
3779	alkaline nitrogenated spinning hair of the fish	0		Effect: "On Pins and Needles", Effect Duration: 20
3780	double-paned dog trainer's nurse's hat of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience (familiar): +1, Cold Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk"
3781	fuchsia blank prescription sheet	0		
3782	modified bouncing bouncing bottle of melodramamine	1		
3783	powdered blurry upside-down bottle of extra-strength melodramamine	1		
3784	paranormal ricotta	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3785	smoking talon	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3786	vampire glitter	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3787	wine-soaked bone chips	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3788	wobbly crumbling rat skull	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3789	huge twitching trigger finger	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3799	lime green Apathargic Bandersnatch	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3800	wobbly aquaviolet jub-jub bird	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Familiar Effect: "mys stats"
3801	bouncing crimsilion jub-jub bird	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Frumious Bandersnatch", Familiar Effect: "mus stats"
3802	charpuce jub-jub bird	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Frumious Bandersnatch", Familiar Effect: "mox stats"
3803	skewed Jeselnik's Newton's brainy Mer-kin roundshield	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Sleaze Damage: +25
3804	Mer-kin breastplate of Calamity Jane of Leguizamo	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Monster Level: +20
3805	crafty Mer-kin sneakmask of mayonnaise	0		Maximum MP: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Combat Rate (Underwater): -5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy"
3806	Mer-kin prayerbeads	0		
3807	electrified mirror lime green Mer-kin hidepaint	0		Effect: "Marbles in Your Mouth", Effect Duration: 47
3808	upside-down Mer-kin trailmap	0		
3809	Mer-kin healscroll	0		
3810	Mer-kin lockkey	0		
3811	wobbly green Mer-kin stashbox	0		
3812	miniature rotten chocolate-frosted king cake	2	crappy	Last Available: "2009-06"
3813	gray plastic baby of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-06"
3815	blinking midget clownfish	0		
3816	half-height unicycle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3817	small flavorless sea radish	2	decent	
3818	lime green jittery wool toasty halibut of mayonnaise	0		Hot Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +1
3819	upside-down eel sauce	0		
3820	personal trainer's water-polo mitt	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Single Equip
3821	moist aerosolized teal syringe	0		Effect: "Fustulent", Effect Duration: 33
3822	maroon wand	0		Familiar Effect: "fishy spells", Sporadic Damage Aura: [0.2475*env(underwater)]
3823	non-cold-filtered triple-improved maroon wobbly wad of cotton	0		Effect: "Artificially Sweet", Effect Duration: 11
3824	wobbly Grandma's Note	0		
3825	Grandma's Fuchsia Yarn	0		
3826	Grandma's Chartreuse Yarn	0		
3827	plastic oyster egg	0		
3828	Grandma's Map	0		
3829	super-sized yummy squat tempura radish	5	awesome	
3830	water-polo cap of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr"
3831	artisanal triple-distilled twirling Typical Tavern swill	8	EPIC	
3832	fancy bad weak tropical swill	2	decent	Effect: "Human-Pirate Hybrid", Effect Duration: 40
3833	hand-crafted narrow fruity girl swill	4	EPIC	
3834	perfectly mixed special blended swill	4	EPIC	Effect: "Notably Lovely", Effect Duration: 5
3835	costume wardrobe	0		Softcore Only
3836	studded smartaleck's beefcake's Elvish sunglasses of the dark arts	0		Muscle: +25, Moxie Percent: +30, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Damage Absorption: +80, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play an Accordion Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Guitar Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Drum Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Flute Solo", Last Available: "2009-04"
3837	gray beefy anniversary safety glass vest	0		Muscle: +10
3838	squat rock-hard anniversary burlap belt	0		Damage Reduction: 5
3839	savvy anniversary balsa wood socks	0		Mysticality Percent: +20
3840	anniversary latex mask	0		Familiar Weight: +1
3841	anniversary pewter cape of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30
3842	out-of-tune biwa of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25
3843	narrow Jim Carey's dented harmonica	0		Monster Level: +25
3844	perfumed medical-grade magic whistle	0		Stench Resistance: +5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
3845	plastic blowgun of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50
3846	lightning-fast wholesome jungle drum of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Initiative: +40
3847	groovy hippy bongo	0		Moxie Percent: +10
3848	hardened knob bugle	0		Damage Reduction: 3
3849	executive vibrating 4-dimensional guitar	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +40
3850	mirror nippy boxing glove	0		Cold Damage: +10
3851	horrifying flame-wreathed boxing glove on a spring of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +25
3852	skewed lion tamer's Rosewater's half-sized guitar	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience (familiar): +2
3853	Oprah's bass drum of Leguizamo	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Monster Level: +20
3854	upside-down pixel boomerang of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20
3855	executive Socratic world's smallest violin of courage	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spooky Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +40
3856	squat spinning curative dance instructor's ocarina of space of the blizzard	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
3857	shaking Herculean a butt tuba	0		Experience (Muscle): +1
3858	skewed bone flute of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3
3859	spinning stanky infernal fife	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25
3860	charming flute of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7
3861	leaf of grass	0		
3862	green mirror horrifying Annie Oakley's grass whistle	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +25
3863	lion tamer's plastic guitar of chilblains	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Cold Damage: +25
3864	frightening finger cymbals	0		Spooky Damage: +5
3865	quilted personal trainer's kettle drum	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Damage Absorption: +40
3866	censurious scorching double-barreled sling	0		Hot Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +3
3867	squat toasty arcane researcher's magilaser blastercannon	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Hot Damage: +5
3868	cyan prompt steel-toed hanky&#363;	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Adventures: +3, Wiki Name: "frigid hankyu"
3869	Jeselnik's ultimate ultimate frisbee of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Sleaze Damage: +25
3870	stolen office supplies	0		
3871	Jim Carey's therapeutic office-supply crossbow	0		Monster Level: +25, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
3872	pocket theremin	0		Item Drop: +5
3873	clever rave whistle of courage	0		Maximum MP: +20, Spooky Resistance: +3, Raveosity: +1
3874	lime green hellseal hide	0		
3875	shredded hellseal hide	0		
3876	hellseal brain	0		
3877	huge burst hellseal brain	0		
3878	hellseal sinew	0		
3879	torn hellseal sinew	0		
3880	hellseal disguise	0		
3881	narrow hardy fouet de tortue-dressage of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum HP: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Apprivoisez la tortue"
3882	ghostly encoded cult documents	0		
3883	cult memo	0		
3884	twirling decoded cult documents	0		Skill: "Bind Spaghetti Elemental"
3885	pickled fuchsia wobbly vial of slime	0		Effect: "Swordholder", Effect Duration: 65
3886	super-deionized vial of slime	0		Effect: "Standard Issue Bravery", Effect Duration: 48
3887	ionized oxidized diffused vial of slime	0		Effect: "Bat Attitude", Effect Duration: 50
3888	oxidized mirror vial of slime	0		Effect: "Sneaky Serpentine Subtlety", Effect Duration: 49
3889	chilled wet vial of slime	0		Effect: "Belch the Rainbow&trade;", Effect Duration: 51
3890	aerosolized energized vial of violet slime	0		Effect: "Busy Bein' Delicious", Effect Duration: 48
3891	aerosolized colloidal jittery vial of vermilion slime	0		Effect: "Barking Mad", Effect Duration: 45
3892	liquefied pressed green vial of amber slime	0		Effect: "Human-Undead Hybrid", Effect Duration: 25
3893	ionized cold-filtered vial of chartreuse slime	0		Effect: "Knightlife", Effect Duration: 34
3894	super-deionized vial of teal slime	0		Effect: "Warm Belly", Effect Duration: 60
3895	super-boiled vial of indigo slime	0		Effect: "Gemini Rising", Effect Duration: 11
3896	dry triple-frozen huge vial of slime	0		Effect: "Danish Cunning", Effect Duration: 15
3897	flattened aerosolized vial of brown slime	0		Effect: "Jelly Combed", Effect Duration: 53
3898	bottle of G&uuml;-Gone	0		
3901	pulsating mirror seal-blubber candle	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3902	figurine of a wretched-looking seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3903	purple figurine of a baby seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3904	skewed purple figurine of an armored seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3905	figurine of an seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3906	figurine of a sleek seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3907	figurine of a shadowy seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3908	figurine of a stinking seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3909	skewed figurine of a charred seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3910	jittery teal figurine of a seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3911	figurine of a slippery seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3912	imbued seal-blubber candle	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3913	boozy lousy blended swill with a fly in it	5	decent	
3914	turtle wax	0		
3915	turtle wax shield of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5
3916	turtle wax helmet of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 0.5xFairy, cap 10"
3917	ribald turtle wax greaves	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 10"
3918	Temple Grandin's meat shield	0		Familiar Weight: +7
3919	mirror turtlemail bits	0		
3920	huge up-at-dawn miser's turtlemail coif	0		Meat Drop: +10, Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 20"
3921	mirror chilly Da Vinci's turtlemail breeches	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Cold Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 1.5xFairy, cap 20"
3922	ghostly flame-retardant turtlemail hauberk of Flo-Jo	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Initiative: +100
3923	jittery hedgeturtle	0		
3924	twirling Samson's brainy spiky turtle helmet	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience (Muscle): +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 32"
3925	deadly spiky turtle shoulderpads	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Single Equip, Thorns: 2
3926	up-at-dawn spiky turtle shield of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Adventures: +5
3927	cyan turtling rod	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer"
3928	syncopated turtle	0		
3929	grinning turtle	0		
3930	aerosolized ionized ghostly tainted seal's blood	0		Effect: "Optimist Primal", Effect Duration: 23
3931	wobbly Lo Pan's severed flipper of the brazier	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3932	ingot of seal-iron	0		
3933	twirling cool bad-ass club of Calamity Jane	0		Moxie: +5, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3934	jittery sealbone	0		
3935	denatured blurry hyperinflated seal lung	0		Effect: "Human-Human Hybrid", Effect Duration: 31
3936	deionized energized scrap of shadow	0		Effect: "Covetous Robbery", Effect Duration: 48
3937	polymerized fustulent seal grulch	0		Effect: "Hyperoffended", Effect Duration: 34
3938	squat zippy club of corruption	0		Initiative: +20, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3939	supercool corrupt club of corruption	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3940	pulsating Socratic corrupt club of corrupt corruption	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3941	fireproof occult supercool evil-ass club	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Hot Resistance: +3, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3942	tumbling Samson's nasty-ass club of the scaredy-cat of the blizzard	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Monster Level: -15, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3943	Oprah's wicked infernal toilet brush	0		Spell Damage: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3944	nippy shadowy seal eye of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Cold Damage: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3945	oyster egg balloon of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3
3946	yellow bouncing Clan VIP Lounge invitation	0		Free Pull
3947	pulsating Clan VIP Lounge key	0		Free Pull
3948	pulsating spinning Meat	0		
3949	olive treasure chest	0		
3950	key	0		
3951	Baron von Ratsworth	0		
3952	narrow red monocle	0		
3953	mink	0		
3954	teddy butler	0		
3955	fuchsia martini	0		
3956	tumbling blinking crazy bastard sword	0		
3957	tin of caviar	0		
3958	shellacked bejeweled cufflinks	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Single Equip
3959	occult garish pinky ring	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25
3960	blinking knitted designer sunglasses	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip
3961	blurry opera glasses of extreme caution of the overflowing toilet	0		Monster Level: -25, Stench Spell Damage: +50
3962	designer handbag	0		
3963	Clan pool table	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-05"
3964	cell phone	0		Familiar Weight: +10
3965	warmed pulsating cube of billiard chalk	0		Effect: "Brocolate Brostidigitation", Effect Duration: 60
3966	hot-ass club of the brazier of courage of the boozehound	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +3, Booze Drop: +100, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3967	spinning scorching occult Socratic frigid-ass club	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Hot Damage: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3968	pulsating frightening sizzling medical-grade creepy-ass club	0		Hot Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3969	enhanced flattened skewed ghostly sizzling seal fat	0		Effect: "Frog In Your Throat", Effect Duration: 37
3970	twirling Usain Bolt's scorching Abyssal ember	0		Hot Damage: +25, Initiative: +80, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3971	polarized alkaline vacuum-sealed frost-rimed seal hide	0		Effect: "Spiro Gyro", Effect Duration: 57
3972	medical-grade personal trainer's seal spine	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3973	deionized nitrogenated upside-down purple ghostly seal lube	0		Effect: "Powdered", Effect Duration: 61
3974	pulsating family-friendly veiny mannequin leg	0		Maximum HP: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3975	upside-down personal trainer's Herculean padded tortoise	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
3976	fuchsia stylish tortoboggan of extreme caution	0		Moxie: +25, Monster Level: -25, Single Equip
3977	painted turtle	0		
3978	purple Jack Frost's Newton's painted shield	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Cold Spell Damage: +50
3979	pulsating tumbling sleeping wereturtle	0		
3980	pulsating shell	0		
3981	teal torquoise	0		
3982	bouncing mirror Lo Pan's torquoise ring of the early riser	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Adventures: +7, Single Equip
3983	dueling turtle	0		
3984	avaricious mansplainer's dueling banjo	0		Monster Level: +15, Meat Drop: +30
3985	mirror soup turtle	0		
3986	samurai turtle	0		
3987	ghostly censurious scandalous samurai turtle helmet	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 6"
3988	fuchsia turtle shell	0		
3989	tumbling mirror turtle shell powder	0		
3990	turtle shell helmet of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 8"
3991	shaking slime-soaked hypophysis	0		Skill: "Slimy Sinews"
3992	slime-soaked brain	0		Skill: "Slimy Synapses"
3993	slime-soaked sweat gland	0		Skill: "Slimy Shoulders"
3994	security blankie	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3995	blue bundle of chamoix	0		
3996	boxcar turtle	0		
3997	dolphin whistle	0		
3998	metrognome	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3999	infant sandworm	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4000	string of dingle balls	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
4001	vaporized green agua de vida	1	good	Effect: "Compensatory Cruelness", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2009-06"
4002	prompt dance instructor's tortoboggan shield	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Adventures: +3
4003	green bottle of moontan lotion	0		
4004	jittery Tesla soup-chucks	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
4005	double-deionized tarnished ballast turtle	0		Effect: "Industrial Strength Starch", Effect Duration: 65
4006	memory of some amino acids	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4007	shaking twirling memory of a C	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4008	spinning memory of an A	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4009	memory of a G	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4010	memory of a T	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4011	memory of a CA base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4012	memory of a CG base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4013	skewed skewed memory of a CT base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4014	upside-down memory of an AG base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4015	memory of an AT base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4016	bouncing memory of a GT base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4017	squirming Slime larva	0		
4018	upside-down savvy greaves	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 37"
4019	undissolvable contact lenses	0		
4020	fuchsia piece of rebar of incineration of horror	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +25
4021	squat Jack Frost's brainy shovel of vim and vigor	0		Mysticality: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +50
4022	double-paned smelly necklace of the glutton	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Food Drop: +100
4023	Van der Graaf rock-hard dangerous speargun	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Damage Reduction: 5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
4024	extremely unsafe compass of bravery	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spooky Resistance: +5
4025	mirror family-friendly supercharged weightlifter's helmet	0		Muscle: +15, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy"
4026	bouncing avaricious careful lantern of the detective	0		Monster Level: -10, Item Drop: +20, Meat Drop: +30
4027	flame-wreathed slick greaves of the sewer	0		Moxie: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 0.5xBarrr"
4028	bouncing Sinatra's Socratic club of Gandalf	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Experience (Moxie): +5, Spell Critical Percent: +20
4029	memory of a grappling hook	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4030	narrow lime green memory of a small stone block	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4031	memory of a stone block	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4032	memory of half a stone circle	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4033	memory of a stone half-circle	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4034	memory of an iron key	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4035	memory of a crystal	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4036	caustic slime nodule	0		
4037	toothsome massive teal slimy sweetbreads	7	awesome	
4038	acceptable slimy fermented bile bladder	3	good	
4039	twisted bouncing maroon slimy alveolus	1		Effect: "Squirming Like a Toad", Effect Duration: 25
4040	memory of a cultist's robe	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-06"
4041	red flame-retardant Van der Graaf pig-iron helm	0		Hot Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 22", Last Available: "2009-06"
4042	energetic pig-iron shinguards of bravery	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Spooky Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 1.5xFairy, cap 22", Last Available: "2009-06"
4043	brawny pig-iron bracers of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Muscle Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-06"
4044	wumpus hair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4045	wumpus-hair bolo	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4046	wumpus-hair net	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4047	wumpus-hair whip of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2009-06"
4048	frightening wumpus-hair wig of Gandalf of the scaredy-cat	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Monster Level: -15, Spooky Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-06"
4049	executive wumpus-hair loincloth of the sewer of terror	0		Stench Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 5", Last Available: "2009-06"
4050	spinning reassuring wumpus-hair sweater of the glutton	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2009-06"
4051	avaricious ring of teleportation	0		Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip
4052	wobbly glass of baboon milk	1	awesome	Last Available: "2009-06"
4053	banana milkshake	1	decent	Last Available: "2009-06"
4054	strong artisanal narrow White Hyborian	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2009-06"
4055	ghostly horrifying goblin hunting spear	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2009-06"
4056	lion tamer's therapeutic goblin autoblowgun	0		Experience (familiar): +2, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2009-06"
4057	greedy tribal beads	0		Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2009-06"
4058	upside-down Usain Bolt's frightening stone fist	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2009-06"
4059	supercharged stone head	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2009-06"
4060	Indigo Party Invitation	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4061	cyan Violet Hunt Invitation	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4062	Blue Milk Club Card	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4063	Mecha Mayhem Club Card	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4064	ghostly 'Smuggler Shot First' Button	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4065	pulsating Spacefleet Communicator Badge	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4066	Ruby Rod	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4067	blinking essence of heat	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4068	blurry essence of kink	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4069	wobbly teal essence of	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4070	essence of stench	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4071	essence of fright	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4072	essence of	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4073	Supreme Being Glossary	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4074	narrow multi-pass	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4075	teal extremely unsafe villainous scythe of the sewer	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Stench Damage: +25, Slime Hates It: +2
4076	Van der Graaf baneful bandolier of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Slime Hates It: +1
4077	squat up-at-dawn resourceful diabolical crossbow	0		Maximum MP: +50, Adventures: +5, Slime Hates It: +1
4078	wizardly malevolent medallion of the brazier	0		Mysticality: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Slime Hates It: +1, Single Equip
4079	corrosive cowl of the brute of mayonnaise	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Slime Hates It: +1, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 0.5xFairy"
4080	jittery miser's Tesla grisly shield	0		Meat Drop: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Slime Hates It: +1
4081	skewed foul-smelling corroded breeches of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +10, Slime Hates It: +1, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato"
4082	Jeselnik's savvy pernicious cudgel	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +25, Slime Hates It: +1
4083	spoiled cupcake-in-a-cup	4	crappy	Last Available: "2009-06"
4084	blurry pool of liquid	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4085	big adequate protein paste	5	good	Last Available: "2009-06"
4086	quilted Da Vinci's cyber-mattock	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Damage Absorption: +40, Last Available: "2009-06"
4087	facehugging alien	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4088	X-37 gun	0		Breakable, Last Available: "2009-06"
4089	deionized neurostim pill	0		Effect: "Become Superficially interested", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2009-06"
4090	super-Vulcanized narrow physiostim pill	0		Effect: "Disco State of Mind", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2009-06"
4091	slimy cyst	0		
4092	small slimy cyst	0		
4093	medium slimy cyst	0		
4094	jittery slimy cyst	0		
4095	peawee marble of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100
4096	zippy brown crock marble	0		Initiative: +20
4097	resourceful China marble	0		Maximum MP: +50
4098	dog trainer's lemonade marble	0		Experience (familiar): +1
4099	Annie Oakley's bumblebee marble	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20
4100	jet bennie marble of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
4101	toasty beige clambroth marble of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Hot Damage: +5
4102	medical-grade steely marble	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
4103	aromatic smelly beach ball marble of the sweet-tooth	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +1, Candy Drop: +100
4104	shellacked catseye marble	0		Damage Reduction: 7
4105	lime green bouncing wool bumboozer marble	0		Cold Resistance: +1
4106	olive dangerous chamoisole	0		Weapon Damage: +10
4107	warmed narrow bitter pill	0		Effect: "Educated (Kinda)", Effect Duration: 25
4108	groovy weightlifter's monstrous monocle	0		Muscle: +15, Moxie Percent: +10, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4109	Samson's musty moccasins of the overflowing toilet	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4110	Jeselnik's studded molten medallion	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4111	brazen bracelet of vim and vigor of the cheetah	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4112	jittery gravedigger's Herculean bitter bowtie	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4113	mirror double-paned bewitching boots	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4114	lime green narrow secret from the future	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4115	moist sack	0		
4116	slick rickety unicycle of the pedagogue of Calamity Jane	0		Moxie: +10, Experience: +3, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Single Equip
4117	MacGyver's brawny crusty hula hoop of terror	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +100, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
4118	twirling miser's Van der Graaf boxer's Coily&trade;	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
4119	spinning flame-wreathed frosty healthy school flying disc	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10
4120	family-friendly flame-retardant supercharged lawn dart	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Hot Resistance: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +1
4121	maroon greedy coward's padded wagon	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Monster Level: -20, Meat Drop: +20
4122	mirror wad of slimy rags	0		
4123	extremely unsafe brawny crown-shaped beanie of the businessman	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol"
4124	aromatic stylish hopping socks of the detective	0		Moxie: +25, Stench Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +20, Single Equip
4125	maroon lightning-fast Tesla steel-toed poodle skirt	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Initiative: +40, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
4126	foul-smelling forbidden Fonzie's letterman's jacket	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Stench Damage: +10
4127	mirror lion tamer's hardened Samson's hardened slime hat	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Damage Reduction: 3, Experience (familiar): +2, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy"
4128	flame-wreathed Sinatra's smartaleck's hardened slime pants	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Experience (Moxie): +5, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato"
4129	blurry frosty hardened slime belt of dire peril of the glutton	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip
4130	lime green empty agua de vida bottle	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4131	modified cyan boot plant	1	awesome	Effect: "Busy Bein' Delicious", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2009-06"
4132	drinkable sham champagne	3	good	Last Available: "2009-06"
4133	extra-nitrogenated bouncing tempura air	0		Effect: "White-boy Angst", Effect Duration: 63
4134	galvanized alkaline alkaline shaking pressurized potion of pneumaticity	0		Effect: "Magically Fingered", Effect Duration: 41
4135	cyan moveable feast	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2009-11", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.35
4136	Lo Pan's sharpshooter's vibrating Bag o' Tricks of Gandalf	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: 50, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Open the Bag o' Tricks", Last Available: "2009-07"
4137	slime stack	0		
4138	a rumpled paper strip	0		
4139	a creased paper strip	0		
4140	mirror upside-down a folded paper strip	0		
4141	bouncing a crinkled paper strip	0		
4142	upside-down a crumpled paper strip	0		
4143	a ragged paper strip	0		
4144	ghostly a ripped paper strip	0		
4145	shellacked funny paper hat	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 2"
4146	non-concentrated sand	0		Effect: "Frozen Hands", Effect Duration: 69
4147	double-paned charged magnet of temperance	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2009-09"
4148	stone sphere	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-09"
4149	shaking twirling quadroculars	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-09"
4150	pulsating ghostly mirror maroon lint	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4151	vacuum-sealed squat dubious peppermint	0		Effect: "Chow Downed", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2020-09"
4152	tarnished Vulcanized mirror Elvish delight	0		Effect: "Cold Jellied", Effect Duration: 37
4153	rockfish stomach	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4154	live lobster	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4155	wok lobster	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4156	ghostly pebbles	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4157	gravel	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4158	rock	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4159	rock lobster	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4160	boozy artisanal tumbling pebblebr&auml;u	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2009-09"
4161	yummy rocky road ice cream	3	awesome	Last Available: "2009-09"
4162	extra-strength rubber bands	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4163	cold-filtered children of the candy corn	0		Effect: "Smoky Third Eye", Effect Duration: 45
4164	aerosolized deionized Good 'n' Slimy	0		Effect: "Ironclad", Effect Duration: 16
4165	blurry nippy friendly Da Vinci's Staff of the Soupbone	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Familiar Weight: +3, Cold Damage: +10
4166	Jeselnik's Voluminous Radio Pants	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "2xGhoul, cap 37"
4167	educational Voluminous Radio Hat	0		Experience: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul, cap 37"
4168	wobbly stiffened Voluminous Radio Sneakers	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Single Equip
4169	ghostly 4-d camera	0		
4170	shaking 4-d camera	0		
4171	narrow crystallized memory	0		
4172	ghostly supercharged rock helmet	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xGhuol, cap 25"
4173	rock-hard rock pants	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 25"
4174	rock necklace of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Single Equip
4175	spaghetti cult robe	0		
4176	sugar sheet	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4177	Tome of Sugar Shummoning	0		Free Pull, Skill: "Summon Sugar Sheets"
4178	tumbling blurry sugar shotgun of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4179	electrified sugar shillelagh	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4180	up-at-dawn sugar shank	0		Adventures: +5, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4181	Samson's sugar chapeau of terror of the glutton	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Food Drop: +100, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xVolley, 2xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-09"
4182	skewed sugar shorts of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-09"
4183	sugar shield	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4184	squat slime convention swag bag	0		
4185	red narrow slime convention flyers	0		
4186	slime convention coupons	0		
4187	slime convention pin of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
4188	slime convention t-shirt	0		
4189	bouncing bouncing inverse geode	0		
4190	control crystal	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4191	upside-down toasty sugar shirt	0		Hot Damage: +5, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4192	sugar shard	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4193	yellow rock-hard rave visor	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1.5xPotato, cap 37", Raveosity: +2
4194	baggy rave pants of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 37", Raveosity: +2
4195	bouncing blinking smooth pacifier necklace	0		Moxie: +15, Single Equip, Raveosity: +2
4196	sea cowbell	0		
4197	maroon sea	0		
4198	huge sea lasso	0		
4199	skewed smelly Samson's sea cowboy hat of mayonnaise	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xLep"
4200	grouper fangirl	0		
4201	gill rings	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4202	bouncing urchin roe	0		
4203	pet anemone	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4204	yellow Mer-kin cheatsheet	0		
4205	spinning Mer-kin wordquiz	0		
4206	purple skewed scandalous brand new key of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Sleaze Damage: +5
4207	olive nippy dorsal fin	0		Cold Damage: +10
4208	skate skates	0		
4209	skate skin	0		
4210	roller skate decoy	0		
4211	mermaid's purse	0		
4212	underwater slingshot	0		
4213	mansplainer's skate blade of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Monster Level: +15
4214	spangly unitard	0		
4215	twirling family-friendly razor-sharp collapsible baton	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +1
4216	groupie lipstick	0		
4217	twirling groupie bra	0		
4218	activated super-galvanized ghostly groupie spangles	0		Effect: "Jacked In", Effect Duration: 51
4219	wobbly narrow ribald sage skate board	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10
4220	S.A.V.E. flyer	0		
4221	beefcake's yield shield	0		Muscle: +25, Last Available: "2009-09"
4222	map to the Skate Park	0		
4223	squamous polyp	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4224	maroon unspeakable lozenges	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-10"
4225	roller skate doll	0		
4226	brawny Star of Bravery	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Single Equip
4227	ghostly hungover chauvinist pig	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-10"
4228	perfectly ordinary frog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-10"
4229	huge jittery amphibious tophat	0		Equips On: "Dancing Frog", Familiar Effect: "adventure underwater"
4230	bottle of Cochon Noir	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4231	upside-down red ice skate decoy	0		
4232	shaking ice skate doll	0		
4233	hacienda key	0		
4234	skewed hale pat&eacute; knife	0		Maximum HP: +20
4235	blue salt-shaker	0		
4236	can of sterno	0		
4237	healthy cheese-slicer	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20
4238	moldy huge beef jerky	9	crappy	
4239	jittery red healthy pipe wrench	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20
4240	energized flattened polymerized gun cleaning kit	0		Effect: "Empathy", Effect Duration: 68
4241	wobbly energetic sleep mask	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Blind, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 37"
4242	sock garters of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Single Equip
4243	quantum tarnished mariachi toothpaste	0		Effect: "Yes, Can Haz", Effect Duration: 39
4244	rosewater-soaked leather-bound tome	0		Stench Resistance: +3
4245	bookmark	0		
4246	ghostly ivory cue ball of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
4247	tolerable decanter of fine Scotch	3	good	
4248	boiled lime green bouncing expensive cigar	1		
4249	tophat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4250	huge fisherman's sack	0		
4251	ghostly fish-oil smoke bomb	0		
4252	aerosolized pickled vial of squid ink	0		Effect: "Faboooo", Effect Duration: 26
4253	diffused chilled potion of speed	0		Effect: "Antsy in your Pantsy", Effect Duration: 35
4254	bark	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4255	bouncing Wolfman Nardz	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4256	irradiated pulsating green sap	0		Effect: "Tomato Power", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2009-10"
4257	petrified wood	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4258	stale chocolate-covered scarab beetle	3	decent	Last Available: "2009-10"
4259	artisanal mulled cider	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2009-10"
4260	shaking wolfman mask	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-10"
4261	pulsating pumpkinhead mask	0		Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-10"
4262	mummy costume	0		Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-10"
4263	blinking Ax of L'rose	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4264	brawny bark boxers	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xVolley, cap 10", Last Available: "2009-10"
4265	bouncing Jim Carey's bark beret	0		Monster Level: +25, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 2.5xLep, cap 10", Last Available: "2009-10"
4266	smartaleck's bark bracelet	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Single Equip
4267	ribald scorching Krakrox's Loincloth	0		Hot Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 31"
4268	resourceful savvy Galapagosian Cuisses	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +50, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, MP regen, cap 31"
4269	Angelhair Culottes of the dark arts of Flo-Jo	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Initiative: +100, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, 2xGhoul, cap 31"
4270	jittery padded arcane researcher's Newman's Own Trousers	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Damage Absorption: +20, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xPotato, cap 31"
4271	shaking blue avaricious frosty Volartta's bellbottoms	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +30, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1.5xFairy, cap 31"
4272	energetic quilted Lederhosen of the Night	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xGhuol, cap 31"
4273	liquefied squat ribbon candy	0		Effect: "Your Interest is Peaked", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2020-09"
4274	Underworld acorn	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-10"
4275	Underworld trunk	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4276	greedy strapping Underworld truncheon of the brazier	0		Muscle: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2009-10"
4277	shaking maroon sharpshooter's wizardly Staff of the Woodfire of Gandalf	0		Mysticality: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2009-10"
4278	Lo Pan's healthy Underworld flail of the early riser	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2009-10"
4279	spinning Mer-kin cancerstick	0		
4280	huge Mer-kin sawdust	0		
4281	curative Socratic Mer-kin bunwig	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley"
4282	ghostly double-paned sizzling Rosewater's crappy Mer-kin mask	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Hot Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xBarrr"
4283	auspicious reassuring crappy Mer-kin tailpiece	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy"
4284	twirling lightning-fast Da Vinci's Mer-kin gladiator mask of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Initiative: +40, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr"
4285	frosty Lo Pan's Mer-kin scholar mask of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "cold atk"
4286	blurry horrifying smelly sage Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy"
4287	smelly baleful Mer-kin scholar tailpiece of the detective	0		Spell Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xFairy"
4288	aromatic brainy Mer-kin headguard of the brazier	0		Mysticality: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk"
4289	greasy Mer-kin waistrope	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
4290	ghostly asbestos-lined groovy boxer's Mer-kin facecowl	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Moxie Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +5
4291	shaking crafty Mer-kin thighguard	0		Maximum MP: +10
4292	lightning-fast smartaleck's Mer-kin dodgeball of James Dean	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Experience (Moxie): +3, Initiative: +40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ball Bust", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ball Sweat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ball Sack"
4293	sharpshooter's Herculean Mer-kin dragnet of bravery	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Net Gain", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Net Loss", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Net Neutrality"
4294	spinning energetic rosy-cheeked Mer-kin switchblade of horror	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blade Sling", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blade Roller", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blade Runner"
4295	crystal orb of spirit wrangling	0		
4296	depleted uranium seal figurine	0		
4297	executive coward's Ass-Stompers of Violence of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Monster Level: -20, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Stomp Ass"
4298	narrow up-at-dawn Jeselnik's arcane researcher's Brand of Violence	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Adventures: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Brand"
4299	Newton's Novelty Belt Buckle of Violence of terror of the boozehound	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip
4300	aromatic wool Oprah's Lens of Violence	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Cold Resistance: +1, Stench Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Violent Gaze", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr"
4301	greedy miser's toasty Pigsticker of Violence	0		Hot Damage: +5, Meat Drop: 30
4302	vibrating Jodhpurs of Violence of the cougar of bravery	0		Moxie: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Mosh", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato"
4303	spinning stanky veiny grievous Cold Stone of Hatred	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Chilling Grip"
4304	rosewater-soaked beefy Girdle of Hatred of the glutton	0		Muscle: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tighten Girdle"
4305	frightening deadly beefcake's Staff of Simmering Hatred	0		Muscle: +25, Weapon Damage: +5, Spooky Damage: +5
4306	lime green skewed inspector's Pantaloons of Hatred of temperance of the detective	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Item Drop: 35, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "[7156]Static Shock", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xVolley"
4307	perfumed energetic Rosewater's Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip
4308	prompt nippy Lens of Hatred of the early riser	0		Cold Damage: +10, Adventures: 10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Hateful Gaze", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xBarrr"
4309	asbestos-lined smartaleck's Treads of Loathing of the overflowing toilet	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Cloathing
4310	zippy Lo Pan's beefcake's Scepter of Loathing	0		Muscle: +25, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Initiative: +20, Cloathing
4311	rosewater-soaked smelly shellacked Belt of Loathing	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Cloathing
4312	hardy rock-hard Goggles of Loathing of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum HP: +50, Cloathing, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 1.5xBarrr"
4313	mansplainer's studded groovy Stick-Knife of Loathing	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Damage Absorption: +80, Monster Level: +15, Cloathing
4314	yellow nasty healthy thinker's Jeans of Loathing	0		Mysticality: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +5, Cloathing, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
4315	medical-grade Annual Ascot	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
4316	horrifying clever dance instructor's Sledgehammer of the V&aelig;lkyr	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum MP: +20, Spooky Damage: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bashing Slam Smash"
4317	ghostly prompt beefy Flail of the Seven Aspects of the wise owl	0		Muscle: +10, Mysticality: +20, Adventures: +3, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Turtle of Seven Tails"
4318	Jim Carey's padded Wrath of the Capsaician Pastalords of mayonnaise	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Monster Level: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Pastamancer", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Noodles of Fire"
4319	shaking blue crafty razor-sharp Windsor Pan of the Source of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP: +10, Class: "Sauceror", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Saucemageddon"
4320	toasty Da Vinci's Seeger's Unstoppable Banjo of the dark arts	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Hot Damage: +5, Class: "Disco Bandit", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Funk Bluegrass Fusion"
4321	inspector's healthy savvy The Trickster's Trikitixa of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Item Drop: +15, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Extreme High Note"
4322	ghostly lion tamer's Claw of the Infernal Seal of the ox of courage	0		Muscle: +20, Experience (familiar): +2, Spooky Resistance: +3, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip
4323	asbestos-lined wholesome Herculean Garter of the Turtle Poacher	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Single Equip
4324	Annie Oakley's Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental of horror	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip
4325	twirling reassuring manspreader's rock-hard Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Monster Level: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Class: "Sauceror", Single Equip
4326	personal trainer's Bling of the New Wave of the brute of the bloodbag	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum HP: +100, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip, Extra Pickpocket
4327	greedy shellacked La Hebilla del Cintur&oacute;n de Lopez of the boozehound	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Meat Drop: +20, Booze Drop: +100, Class: "Accordion Thief", Single Equip
4328	suspicious stocking	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-12"
4329	skewed bag of many confections	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4330	stale candy kneecapping stick	3	decent	Last Available: "2009-12"
4331	bland huge licorice garrote	7	decent	Last Available: "2009-12"
4332	frightening candy knuckles	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4333	diet spoiled jittery jawbruiser	1	crappy	Last Available: "2010-12"
4334	triple-polarized skewed ghostly blurry chocolate car	0		Effect: "Gr8ness", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2009-12"
4335	Herculean plastic 11 Dealer	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Last Available: "2009-12"
4336	energetic plastic Crimbo Casino	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2009-12"
4337	baleful plastic stocking mimic	0		Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2009-12"
4338	Socratic plastic Don Crimbo	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Last Available: "2009-12"
4339	inspector's plastic Crimbomination	0		Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2009-12"
4340	modified pickled huge twirling Piddles	0		Effect: "Red-Shirted Escort", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2009-12"
4341	alkaline liquefied BitterSweetTarts	0		Effect: "On the Shoulders of Giants", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2009-12"
4342	non-electrified teal Polka Pop	0		Effect: "Berry Thorny", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2009-12"
4343	Crimbuck	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4344	fuchsia Crimbo wreath	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4345	wobbly string of Crimbo lights	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4346	plastic Crimbo reindeer	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4347	jittery gingerbread house	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4348	leftover Crimbo rations	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4349	snow hat of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2009-12"
4350	lion tamer's snow pants	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2009-12"
4351	ghostly beefcake's snow belly	0		Muscle: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-12"
4352	pile of loose snow	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4353	blue Crimbough	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4354	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	0		Skill: "Holiday Weight Gain", Last Available: "2009-12"
4355	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	0		Skill: "Jingle Bells", Last Available: "2009-12"
4356	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	0		Skill: "Candyblast", Last Available: "2009-12"
4357	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	0		Skill: "Surge of Icing", Last Available: "2009-12"
4358	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	0		Skill: "Stealth Mistletoe", Last Available: "2009-12"
4359	teal bouncing A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	0		Skill: "Cringle's Curative Carol", Last Available: "2009-12"
4360	rotten expired can of franks 'n' beans	3	crappy	Last Available: "2009-12"
4361	bad olive expired bottle of peppermint schnapps	4	decent	Last Available: "2009-12"
4362	snow halo	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4363	elf resistance button	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4364	concentrated modified elven suicide capsule	0		Effect: "Sealed Brain", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2009-12"
4365	miniature flavorless cyan penguin focaccia bread	2	decent	Last Available: "2009-12"
4366	drinkable herringcello	3	good	Last Available: "2009-12"
4367	hand-crafted elven cellocello	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2009-12"
4368	wrench handle	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4369	handful of headless bolts	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4370	bottle of agitprop ink	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4371	tumbling handful of wires	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4372	chunk of cement	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4373	grappling hook	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4374	elf ear	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4375	spiraling shape	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4376	mirror Crimbomination Contraption	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4377	prompt throwing wrench	0		Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2009-12"
4378	red Annie Oakley's pair of bolt cutters	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2009-12"
4379	upside-down healthy poison pen	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2009-12"
4380	lard-coated speed limit shield	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2009-12"
4381	wobbly double-paned electrified live wire	0		Cold Resistance: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4382	hale beefy misfit dolly	0		Muscle: +10, Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2009-12"
4383	misfit hobby horse of the pedagogue of Tarzan	0		Experience: +3, Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2009-12"
4384	manspreader's electrified misfit teddy bear	0		Monster Level: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4385	aromatic pocketwatch on a chain of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2009-12"
4386	studded cement sandals of mayonnaise	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-12"
4387	greedy careful night-vision goggles	0		Monster Level: -10, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-12"
4388	fuchsia twirling passable elf mask	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-12"
4389	spinning strapping peanut brittle shield	0		Muscle: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4390	nippy steel-toed Red Rover BB gun	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2009-12"
4391	jittery extremely unsafe red-and-green sweater	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "[7094]Static Shock", Last Available: "2009-12"
4392	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	0		Skill: "Summon Crimbo Candy", Last Available: "2009-12"
4393	chilled cyan Crimbo peppermint bark	0		Effect: "Quadrilled", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2009-12"
4394	polymerized wet quantum huge Crimbo fudge	0		Effect: "Hiding in Plain Sight", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2009-12"
4395	anodized Crimbo pecan	0		Effect: "Armored Innards", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2009-12"
4396	Jack-in-the-box	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4397	crank handle	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4398	cheese ball	0		Last Available: "2010-01"
4399	executive cheese sword	0		Meat Drop: +40, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4400	boxer's cheese diaper	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4401	friendly cheese wheel	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4402	shaking grievous cheese eye	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Give Your Opponent the Stinkeye", Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4403	blurry smelly vibrating Staff of Queso Escusado of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4405	foreign box	0		
4406	pulsating The Art of Slapfighting	0		Class: "Seal Clubber", Skill: "Iron Palm Technique", Last Available: "2010-06"
4407	Uncle Romulus	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer", Skill: "Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin", Last Available: "2010-03"
4408	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Skill: "Stringozzi Serpent", Last Available: "2010-04"
4409	twirling Zu Mannk&auml;se Dienen	0		Class: "Sauceror", Skill: "K&auml;seso&szlig;esturm", Last Available: "2010-01"
4410	skewed maroon The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	0		Class: "Disco Bandit", Skill: "Kung Fu Hustler", Last Available: "2011-01"
4411	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	0		Class: "Accordion Thief", Skill: "Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration", Last Available: "2010-02"
4412	jumbo bland quantum taco	0	???	Last Available: "2010-10"
4413	mediocre Schr&ouml;dinger's thermos	0	???	Last Available: "2010-04"
4414	spinning colorful plastic ball	0		Last Available: "2010-01"
4415	upside-down sealhide hood of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 40"
4416	forbidden sealhide leggings	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 40"
4417	crafty sealhide cloak	0		Maximum MP: +10
4418	fuchsia sealhide buckler of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100
4419	ghostly sealhide whip of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
4420	sealhide moccasins of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip
4421	weightlifter's sealhide gloves	0		Muscle: +15
4422	spinning banded sealhide belt	0		Damage Absorption: +100
4423	sealhide snare	0		
4424	puzzling trophy	0		
4425	extra-nitrogenated quadruple-colloidal olive sealhide seal doll	0		Effect: "Ocelot Eyes", Effect Duration: 57
4426	hymnal	0		Skill: "Canticle of Carboloading"
4428	shaking Jim Carey's glowstick on a string	0		Monster Level: +25, Raveosity: +1
4429	shaking candy necklace of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Raveosity: +1
4430	Van der Graaf teddybear backpack	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Raveosity: +1
4431	tumbling NPZR chemistry set	0		Last Available: "2011-08"
4432	double-activated non-galvanized shaking olive invisibility potion	0		Effect: "Ice Packed", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2011-08"
4433	boiled polarized skewed irresistibility potion	0		Effect: "Red Misty-Eyed", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2011-08"
4434	altered diffused oxidized irritability potion	0		Effect: "Cool, Catlike", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2011-08"
4436	bouncing ghostly cube	0		Last Available: "2011-02"
4438	hellseal whisker	0		
4439	teal upside-down hellseal claw	0		
4440	friendly guard turtle shell	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 40"
4441	MacGyver's crowbar	0		Maximum MP: +100
4442	smelly spaghetti cult rosary	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10
4443	deadly spaghetti cult mask	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 38"
4444	wobbly squat guard turtle collar	0		Familiar Damage: +10
4445	spangly mariachi pants of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, 2xPotato, cap 37"
4446	twirling tumbling Lo Pan's Socratic spangly mariachi vest	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spell Critical Percent: +30
4447	medical-grade spangly sombrero	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, 2xPotato, cap 37"
4448	mixed tumbling Instant Karma	1	decent	
4449	painting of a landscape	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4450	blinking map to The Landscaper's Lair	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4451	mirror pointy hat of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 27", Last Available: "2010-04"
4452	squat quilted machetito	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Last Available: "2010-04"
4453	Samson's lawnmower blade	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Last Available: "2010-04"
4454	huge grass clippings	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
4455	beefcake's The Landscaper's leafblower	0		Muscle: +25, Last Available: "2010-04"
4456	snowball	0		
4457	snailmail bits	0		
4458	blinking scorching careful snailmail coif	0		Monster Level: -10, Hot Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 41"
4459	wobbly studded grievous snailmail breeches	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Damage Absorption: +80, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 0.5xFairy, cap 41"
4460	blue Herculean beefy snailmail hauberk	0		Muscle: +10, Experience (Muscle): +1
4461	quadruple-cold-filtered olive seal-brain elixir	0		Effect: "Dreams and Lights", Effect Duration: 37
4462	nitrogenated spinning chocolate seal-clubbing club	0		Effect: "Thanksgot", Effect Duration: 17
4463	polymerized chocolate turtle totem	0		Effect: "Conspiratory Eyes", Effect Duration: 16
4464	pickled chocolate pasta spoon	0		Effect: "Pasty", Effect Duration: 53
4465	triple-oxidized chocolate saucepan	0		Effect: "Nuts about Candy", Effect Duration: 56
4466	flattened super-ionized super-aerosolized chocolate disco ball	0		Effect: "Sludgesick", Effect Duration: 52
4467	corrupted flattened enhanced jittery chocolate stolen accordion	0		Effect: "Inebriate Pride", Effect Duration: 68
4468	upside-down Libram of BRICKOs	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-02", Skill: "Summon BRICKOs"
4469	cyan BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4470	BRICKO eye brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4471	wizardly BRICKO hat	0		Mysticality: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2010-02"
4472	BRICKO pants of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 2xLep, 1xPotato, cap 22", Last Available: "2010-02"
4473	narrow Usain Bolt's BRICKO sword	0		Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2010-02"
4474	jittery BRICKO ooze	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4475	BRICKO bat	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4476	narrow BRICKO oyster	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4477	BRICKO turtle	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4478	teal BRICKO elephant	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4479	BRICKO octopus	0		Last Available: "2010-02", Wiki Name: "BRICKO octopus (item)"
4480	BRICKO python	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4481	BRICKO vacuum cleaner	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4482	pulsating BRICKO airship	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4483	jittery BRICKO cathedral	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4484	narrow yellow BRICKO gargantuchicken	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4485	BRICKO pyramid	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4486	mirror maroon BRICKO pearl	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4487	blinking baleful BRICKO bulwark	0		Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2010-02"
4488	BRICKO trunk	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4489	gilded BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4490	upside-down gilded BRICKO chalice	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4491	BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4492	fuchsia BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4493	broken BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4494	BRICKO reactor	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4495	BRICKO egg	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4496	extra-heavy BRICKO brick	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-02"
4497	moist ghostly recording of The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	0		Effect: "Fishily Speeding", Effect Duration: 60
4498	ionized cold-filtered narrow recording of Benetton's Medley of Diversity	0		Effect: "Takin' It Greasy", Effect Duration: 32
4499	non-electrified quadruple-wet recording of Elron's Explosive Etude	0		Effect: "Texas Elegance", Effect Duration: 44
4500	quadruple-galvanized purple recording of Chorale of Companionship	0		Effect: "Mer-kinny Flavor", Effect Duration: 46
4501	enhanced skewed shaking recording of Prelude of Precision	0		Effect: "Nut-Rition", Effect Duration: 39
4502	polymerized wobbly recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad	0		Effect: "Alchemical, Brother", Effect Duration: 11
4503	denatured non-quantum recording of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	0		Effect: "Feeling No Pain", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2010-02"
4504	foul-smelling heart of the volcano of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Stench Damage: +10
4505	double-nitrogenated Northern pemmican	0		Effect: "Fan-Cooled", Effect Duration: 52
4506	puzzling ribbon	0		
4507	Clan looking glass	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-03"
4508	nitrogenated &quot;DRINK ME&quot; potion	0		Effect: "Gutterminded", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2010-03"
4509	mirror reflection of a map	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4510	moldy shaking walrus ice cream	3	crappy	Last Available: "2010-03"
4511	bland beautiful soup	3	decent	Last Available: "2010-03"
4512	eggman noodles	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4513	Vial of <i>jus de larmes</i>	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4514	spoiled special bouncing Humpty Dumplings	4	crappy	Effect: "Tingling Feeling", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2010-03"
4515	rotten Lobster <i>qua</i> Grill	4	crappy	Last Available: "2010-03"
4516	perfectly mixed missing wine	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2010-03"
4517	flavorless matter custard	4	decent	Last Available: "2010-03"
4518	anodized squat gray comfit?	0		Effect: "Winning Smile", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2010-03"
4519	ittah bittah hookah	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-03"
4520	flamingo mallet of the overflowing toilet of the cheetah	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2010-03"
4521	croquet hedgehog	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4522	Tiger-lily's milk	1	decent	Last Available: "2010-03"
4523	wizardly eye of the Tiger-lily of the sweet-tooth	0		Mysticality: +25, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2010-03"
4524	shaking fortified wig of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Damage Absorption: +60, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 17", Last Available: "2010-03"
4525	bland special donut	4	decent	Effect: "Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2010-03"
4526	decent tiny bucket of honey	1	good	Last Available: "2010-03"
4527	purple wobbly family-friendly elephant stinger of the businessman	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2010-03"
4528	stale dragon snaps	3	decent	Last Available: "2010-03"
4529	gray Sherlock's Van der Graaf snapdragon pistil	0		Item Drop: +25, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2010-03"
4530	puff of smoke	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4531	delicious gigantic teal rook cookie	10	awesome	Last Available: "2010-03"
4532	rotten half-sized jittery bishop cookie	2	crappy	Last Available: "2010-03"
4533	small rotten knight cookie	2	crappy	Last Available: "2010-03"
4534	bland miniature bouncing king cookie	2	decent	Last Available: "2010-03"
4535	super-sized rotten queen cookie	5	crappy	Effect: "Towering Strength", Last Available: "2010-03"
4536	fairy-worn boots	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-08"
4537	therapeutic insane tophat	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 7", Last Available: "2010-03"
4538	chilly steel-toed helm of the knight	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Cold Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 15", Last Available: "2010-03"
4539	wristwatch of the knight of vim and vigor of Calamity Jane	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-03", Nonstackable Watch
4540	lard-coated toasty trousers of the knight	0		Hot Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2.5xPotato, 2xLep, cap 15", Last Available: "2010-03"
4541	hardy tophat	0		Maximum HP: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 25"
4542	flame-retardant tie	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip
4543	blurry double-paned tuxedo pants	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 25"
4544	porpoise	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4545	blue pocketwatch	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4546	bandersnatch	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4547	blinking caterpillar	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4548	mirror walrus	0		Last Available: "2010-03", Synergetic
4549	carpenter	0		Last Available: "2010-03", Synergetic
4550	dodo	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4551	hale detour shield	0		Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2010-03"
4552	left parenthesis	0		
4553	jittery jittery lowercase a	0		
4554	ghostly percent sign	0		
4555	upside-down left bracket	0		
4556	right parenthesis	0		
4557	upside-down dollar sign	0		
4558	narrow wobbly equal sign	0		
4559	record album	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4560	pulsating teal upside-down map to Professor Jacking's laboratory	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4561	skewed can of depilatory cream	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4562	squat hair of the calf	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4563	hand-crafted ghostly world's most unappetizing beverage	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2010-04"
4564	shaking ghostly blinking frosty slippery when wet shield	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2010-04"
4565	flavorless raisin	4	decent	Last Available: "2010-04"
4566	fly glasses	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2010-04"
4567	green pulsating Jack Frost's flyest of shirts of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2010-04"
4568	enchanted moldy a dance upon the palate	3	crappy	Effect: "Ocelot Eyes", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2010-04"
4569	immense decent upside-down prehistoric meteorite jawbreaker	7	good	Last Available: "2010-04"
4570	tumbling pulsating Crazyleg's razor	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4571	decent jumbo enchanted wobbly squirmy violent party snack	5	good	Effect: "Vitali Tea", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2010-04"
4572	resourceful can-you-dig-it?	0		Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2010-04"
4573	The Legendary Beat	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4574	maroon panicked kernel	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-04"
4575	green bugged beanie	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2010-04"
4576	bugged balaclava	0		Monster Level: +20, Equips On: "Baby Bugged Bugbear", Last Available: "2010-04"
4577	bugged b&Atilde;&para;n&plusmn;&Atilde;&copy;t	0		Food Drop: +5, Pants Drop: +5, Candy Drop: +5, Equips On: "Baby Bugged Bugbear", Last Available: "2010-04"
4578	meat st&permil;&iquest;bing club	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4579	cold-filtered non-deionized deionized blue Knob G&Atilde;&para;blin l&Atilde;&sup2;ve potion	0		Effect: "Cold Hard Skin", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2010-04"
4580	school Mafi<i>a kni</i>cke&frac12;&aelig; of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2010-04"
4581	aromatic chaotic T&Icirc;&curren;&loz;lisman of Bai&oslash;&Dagger;	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2010-04", Wiki Name: "Bugged baio"
4582	fat bottom quark	0		Last Available: "2010-05"
4583	yellow glob of skin	0		
4584	normal six wedges of goat cheese	3	good	
4585	collection of objects	0		
4586	boulder	0		
4587	wobbly wobbly goth	0		
4588	brown pixel	0		
4589	pixel whip of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25
4590	Da Vinci's pixel chain whip	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Last Available: "2010-07"
4591	pixel morning star of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2010-07"
4592	blinking yellow pixel orb	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4593	pulsating pixellated moneybag	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4594	skewed green pixel cross	0		
4595	shaking pixel holy water	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4596	map to Vanya's Castle	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4597	8-Bit Power magazine	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4598	pixel stopwatch	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4599	bottle opener	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4600	ghostly shaking tumbling map to the Kegger in the Woods	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4601	artisanal boozy blurry plastic cup of beer	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2010-06"
4602	blinking orquette's phone number	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4603	bronze handcuffs	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4604	keg	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4605	personal trainer's bottle of Goldschn&ouml;ckered of the storm	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Goldensh&ouml;wer", Last Available: "2010-06"
4606	bland sun-dried tofu	3	decent	Effect: "Deadened palate", Effect Duration: 1, Last Available: "2010-08"
4607	hand-crafted watered-down soyburger juice	2	EPIC	Effect: "Oversaturated Palate", Effect Duration: 1, Last Available: "2010-08"
4608	respected companion biscuit	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4609	essential tofu	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4610	quadruple-pressed triple-ionized pressed essential soy	0		Effect: "Egg-stra Arm", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2010-08"
4611	flattened vacuum-sealed essential cameraderie	0		Effect: "Employee of the Month", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2010-08"
4612	souvenir drawing	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4613	map to the Magic Commune	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4614	electrified Crown of Thrones	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-05"
4615	drinkable weak Cinco Mayo Lager	2	good	Last Available: "2010-05"
4616	Underworld sapling	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4617	tumbling pruning shears	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4618	fuchsia wobbly plastic cup of flat beer	0		
4619	skewed frisbee	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4620	motorcycle	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-06"
4621	ghostly Game Grid token	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4622	lime green Game Grid ticket	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4623	Vulcanized lime green chocolate-covered caviar	0		Effect: "Sticky Hands", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2020-09"
4624	moldy pulsating pawn cookie	3	crappy	Last Available: "2010-06"
4625	boiled teal coffee pixie stick	1	good	Last Available: "2010-06"
4626	superduperball	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4627	finger cuffs	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4628	twirling parachute guy	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4629	plastic spider ring of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shoot Web", Last Available: "2010-06"
4630	healthy plastic kazoo	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2010-06"
4631	mansplainer's inflatable baseball bat	0		Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2010-06"
4632	rosewater-soaked chaotic googly-star hat	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2010-06"
4633	vibrating weightlifter's googly-ball hat	0		Muscle: +15, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2010-06"
4634	knitted vibrating googly-heart hat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2010-06"
4635	hardy super-sweet boom box of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: 150, Four Songs, Last Available: "2010-06"
4636	Game Grid valued membership card	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4637	deadly Rosewater's sinister demon mask of the storm	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2010-06"
4638	ghostly skewed gravedigger's studded streetfighting champion's belt of the early riser	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Spooky Damage: +10, Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-06"
4639	Jeselnik's foul-smelling Van der Graaf Space Trip safety headphones	0		Stench Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-06"
4640	upside-down up-at-dawn LARP carp	0		Adventures: +5
4641	studded Sinatra's KoL Con Six Pack	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Damage Absorption: +80
4642	beefcake's Gregarious Gregorian Smock	0		Muscle: +25
4643	mirror supercharged rxr shield	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2010-06"
4644	Van der Graaf studded Juju Mojo Mask of chilblains	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Cold Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-07"
4645	arcane researcher's space trooper helmet	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 2"
4646	wobbly zippy foul-smelling Meteoid ice beam of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Stench Damage: +10, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2011-12"
4647	crafty smooth thinker's Dungeon Fist gauntlet	0		Mysticality: +10, Moxie: +15, Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2011-06"
4648	bouncing Schmalz's First Prize Beer	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4649	skewed chiptune guitar	0		Item Drop: +25, Equips On: "Mini-Hipster", Familiar Effect: "item drop"
4650	fixed-gear bicycle	0		Experience: +3, Equips On: "Mini-Hipster", Familiar Effect: "stats"
4651	olive ghostly ironic moustache	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Familiar Effect: "+10 lbs"
4652	scorching Tesla ironic knit cap	0		Hot Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 10"
4653	ironic sunglasses	0		Single Equip, Thorns: 1
4654	therapeutic ironic battle spoon	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
4655	tumbling sinister educational ironic jogging shorts of vim and vigor	0		Experience: +1, Spell Damage: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 6xGhuol, cap 10"
4656	blurry cyan boxer's mole skin notebook	0		Muscle Percent: +10
4657	jittery upside-down pair of jeans	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4658	skewed map to Ellsbury's Claim	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4659	nippy blackberry galoshes	0		Cold Damage: +10, Single Equip
4660	smelly deadly trout fang	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2010-09"
4661	decent poisonous caviar	3	good	Last Available: "2010-09"
4662	frozen polymerized jittery wet venom duct	0		Effect: "Amorous", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2010-09"
4663	Ellsbury's journal	0		Skill: "Unaccompanied Miner", Last Available: "2010-09"
4664	censurious Ellsbury's skull of the detective	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2010-09"
4665	smooth hot plate	0		Moxie: +15, Thorns: 1
4666	toasty electrified imp unity ring	0		Hot Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
4667	dance instructor's Victor, the Insult Comic Hellhound Puppet	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
4668	observational glasses of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20
4669	jittery grievous hilarious comedy prop	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50
4670	huge upside-down beer-scented teddy bear	0		
4671	weak bad booze-soaked cherry	2	decent	
4672	comfy pillow	0		
4673	delicious marshmallow	4	awesome	
4674	decent enchanted sponge cake	3	good	Effect: "Go Get 'Em, Tiger!", Effect Duration: 35
4675	watered-down perfectly mixed gin-soaked blotter paper	2	EPIC	
4676	bouncing tree-holed coin	0		
4677	maroon unearthed volcanic meteoroid	0		Skill: "Volcanometeor Showeruption", Last Available: "2011-12"
4678	unearthed potsherd	0		
4679	mirror volcanic ash	0		
4680	smoked potsherd	0		
4681	pottery shield of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2010-09"
4682	sinister sage pottery hat	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 11", Last Available: "2010-09"
4683	foul-smelling wicked pottery training pants	0		Spell Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xGhuol, cap 12", Last Available: "2010-09"
4684	pottery club of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2010-09"
4685	pottery yo-yo of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2010-09"
4686	pottery barn owl figurine	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4687	fossilized bat skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4688	fossilized serpent skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4689	fossilized baboon skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4690	fossilized wyrm skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4691	fossilized wing	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4692	fossilized limb	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4693	fossilized torso	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4694	fossilized spine	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4695	affordable teak perch	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-09"
4696	blinking supercharged thinker's Greatest American Pants of the businessman	0		Mysticality: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +50, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 2.5xBarrr, 2xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2010-09"
4697	perfumed fossilized necklace	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2010-09"
4698	imp air	0		
4699	bus pass	0		
4700	fossilized spike	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4701	waterlogged crate	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4702	archaeologing shovel	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4703	beefcake's red-hot medallion	0		Muscle: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-09"
4704	ghostly fossilized demon skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4705	fossilized spider skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4706	sinister tablet	0		
4707	E-Z Cook&trade; oven	0		
4708	My First Shaker&trade;	0		
4709	hippo tutu	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
4710	immense ballet shoes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4711	sweatpants	0		Familiar Effect: "8xPotato, cap 2"
4712	GameInformPowerDailyPro subscription card	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-02"
4713	spinning popsicle stick	0		
4714	small bland teal narrow lemon popsicle	2	decent	
4715	adequate diet popsicle	1	good	
4716	enchanted normal spinning strawberry popsicle	3	good	Effect: "Pisces in the Skyces", Effect Duration: 25
4717	half-sized toothsome liver popsicle	2	awesome	
4718	beefy mariachi hat	0		Muscle: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
4719	Hollandaise helmet of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
4720	organ grinder	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4721	microwave stogie	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4722	moldy super-sized squat liver and let pie	5	crappy	Last Available: "2010-10"
4723	stale pulsating badass pie	3	decent	Last Available: "2010-10"
4724	normal massive blurry shoo-fish pie	9	good	Last Available: "2010-10"
4725	yummy upside-down piping organ pie	3	awesome	Last Available: "2010-10"
4726	yummy igloo pie	4	awesome	Last Available: "2010-10"
4727	spoiled stomach turnover	4	crappy	Last Available: "2010-10"
4728	toothsome dead lights pie	4	awesome	Last Available: "2010-10"
4729	snack-sized normal throbbing organ pie	2	good	Last Available: "2010-10"
4730	skewed Da Vinci's stop shield	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4731	nest egg	0		
4732	sleeping piano cat	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4733	kitty sheet music	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4734	rehearsing dramatic hedgehog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4735	narrow prop sword	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4736	tangle of rat tails	0		
4737	yellow skewed beer-soaked mop of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
4738	watered-down tolerable day-old beer	2	good	
4739	weak lousy plain beer	2	decent	
4740	bad pulsating overpriced &quot;imported&quot; beer	4	decent	
4741	smiling rat	0		
4742	rat tooth polish	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4743	spinning bone chips	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4744	concentrated quantum galvanized PlexiPips	0		Effect: "Weather, Man", Effect Duration: 57
4745	dry Wax Flask	0		Effect: "Poker Faced", Effect Duration: 64
4746	altered non-deionized Pain Dip	0		Effect: "El Tango de la Maldita Suegra", Effect Duration: 56
4747	stale bone meal	3	decent	Last Available: "2010-10"
4748	artisanal bone aperitif	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2010-10"
4749	banded bonerang	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Last Available: "2010-10"
4750	Sherlock's bone and arrows	0		Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2010-10"
4751	prompt boning knife	0		Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2010-10"
4752	purple sharpshooter's bone crusher	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2010-10"
4753	yellow padded bone spurs	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-10"
4754	blurry ruddy bonedanna of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: 90, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 30", Last Available: "2010-10"
4755	lion tamer's coward's boneana hammock	0		Monster Level: -20, Experience (familiar): +2, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xVolley, cap 30", Last Available: "2010-10"
4756	spinning skewed bag of bones	0		Last Available: "2010-10"
4757	mirror Stabonic scroll	0		Last Available: "2010-10"
4758	tarnished polarized huge candy skeleton	0		Effect: "Fit To Be Tide", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2020-09"
4759	Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4760	upside-down packet of pumpkin seeds	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4761	shaking fuchsia pumpkin	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4762	huge pumpkin	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4763	adequate pumpkin pie	4	good	Last Available: "2010-11"
4764	high-proof drinkable gray pumpkin beer	10	good	Last Available: "2010-11"
4765	colloidal red pumpkin juice	0		Effect: "Third Based", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2010-11"
4766	squat pumpkin bomb	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4767	crafty shin gourds	0		Maximum MP: +10, Item Drop: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-11"
4768	friendly brawny Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern of Leguizamo	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Monster Level: +20, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2010-11"
4769	pumpkin carriage	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4770	ghostly Desert Bus pass	0		
4771	teal ginormous pumpkin	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4804	Essence of Annoyance	0		Skill: "Summon Annoyance"
4805	upside-down Unmotivator: Crashed Orca	0		Free Pull
4806	yellow Unmotivator: Success Warrior	0		Free Pull
4807	Unmotivator: Crashed Meat Car	0		Free Pull
4810	Holiday Hal's Happy-Time Fun Book!	0		Skill: "Summon Holiday Fun!"
4811	green Holiday Fun!	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
4812	twirling Antagonistic Snowman Kit	0		Skill: "Summon Carrot"
4818	bland huge CRIMBCOIDS mints	8	decent	Last Available: "2011-01"
4819	yellow huge can of CRIMBCOLA	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4820	rotten CRIMBCOLOAF	3	crappy	Last Available: "2011-01"
4821	toothsome circular CRIMBCOOKIE	3	awesome	Effect: "Mystic Circle", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4822	greasy plastic CRIMBCO HQ	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4823	plastic fax machine of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2010-12"
4824	asbestos-lined plastic hobo elf	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2010-12"
4825	beefcake's plastic Mr. Mination	0		Muscle: +25, Last Available: "2010-12"
4826	careful plastic Best Game Ever	0		Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4827	huge skewed hibernating robot reindeer	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-12"
4828	S.L.E.I.G.H.B.E.L.L.S.	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-12"
4829	robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4830	robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4831	maroon robot reindeer protocol D.O.N.N.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4832	huge cyan robot reindeer protocol V.I.X.E.N.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4833	robot reindeer protocol C.U.P.I.D.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4834	shaking robot reindeer protocol D.A.N.C.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4835	robot reindeer protocol C.O.M.E.T.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4836	twirling robot reindeer protocol B.L.I.T.Z.E.N.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4837	robot reindeer protocol R.U.D.O.L.P.H.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4838	robot reindeer protocol O.L.I.V.E.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4839	rotten small triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	2	crappy	Effect: "Triangle, Man", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4840	adequate square CRIMBCOOKIE	3	good	Effect: "Square to be Hip", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4841	blurry yellow ribald bindlestocking of the wise owl of the early riser	0		Mysticality: +20, Sleaze Damage: +10, Adventures: +7, Drops Items, Last Available: "2010-12"
4842	sleeping stocking	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4843	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	0		Skill: "Toynado", Last Available: "2010-12"
4844	spinning The Joy of Wassailing	0		Skill: "Wassail", Last Available: "2010-12"
4845	pulsating blue fireproof horrifying Uncle Hobo's stocking cap	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2010-12"
4846	cyan mirror horrifying nasty Uncle Hobo's epic beard	0		Stench Damage: +5, Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4847	vibrating hardy Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants	0		Maximum HP: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol", Last Available: "2010-12"
4848	huge deadly Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves of the businessman	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4849	blinking clever stiffened Uncle Hobo's highest bough	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2010-12"
4850	nasty Uncle Hobo's belt of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4851	oxidized chocolate cigar	0		Effect: "Spiro Gyro", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2010-12"
4852	baleful gift-a-pult	0		Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2010-12"
4853	dry aerosolized squat holly-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Aquarius Rising", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2020-09"
4854	spinning lime green CRIMBCO scrip	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4855	huge Toot Oriole care package	0		
4856	shaking lime green paperclip	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4857	wobbly bottle of Blank-Out	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4858	squat narrow nippy CRIMBCO lanyard	0		Cold Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-01"
4859	gray CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	0		Skill: "Fashionably Late", Last Available: "2011-01"
4860	red CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	0		Skill: "Executive Narcolepsy", Last Available: "2011-01"
4861	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	0		Skill: "Lunch Break", Last Available: "2011-01"
4862	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	0		Skill: "Offensive Joke", Last Available: "2011-01"
4863	ghostly CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	0		Skill: "Managerial Manipulation", Last Available: "2011-01"
4864	mirror photocopier	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4865	deluxe fax machine	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4866	Workytime Tea	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4867	paperclip sproinger	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4868	wobbly foul-smelling fortified razor-sharp paperclip-on tie	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Damage Absorption: +60, Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-01"
4869	squat up-at-dawn steel-toed paperclip pants	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-01"
4870	skewed lightning-fast perfumed brainy paperclip turban	0		Mysticality: +5, Stench Resistance: +5, Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-01"
4871	cyan scorching paperclip cape	0		Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-01"
4872	glob of Blank-Out	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4873	upside-down photocopied monster	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4874	gaudy key	0		
4875	BGE merchandise order form	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4876	warmed chocolate bath ball	0		Effect: "Human-Humanoid Hybrid", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2011-01"
4877	ionized modified skewed bacon bath ball	0		Effect: "Woad Warrior", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2011-01"
4878	super-tarnished incense bath ball	0		Effect: "Mathematically Precise", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2011-01"
4879	vacuum-sealed ionized myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball	0		Effect: "Arabian Knighthood", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2011-01"
4880	CRIMBCO mug	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4881	high-proof artisanal tumbling CRIMBCO wine	9	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-01"
4882	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4883	toe jam	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4884	stale huge enchanted spinning toe jam toast	6	decent	Effect: "Muscularrr", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2011-01"
4885	maroon traffic jam	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4886	tiny yummy squat traffic jam toast	1	awesome	Last Available: "2011-01"
4887	shaking space jam	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4888	spoiled space jam toast	4	crappy	Last Available: "2011-01"
4889	quantum oxidized upside-down motivational poster	0		Effect: "Libra Rising", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2011-01"
4890	sack lunch	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4891	bath ball gift set	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4892	slow jam collection	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4893	bouncing BGE shotglass	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4894	stale gigantic shaking festive sausage	7	decent	Last Available: "2011-01"
4895	decent spinning holiday cheese log	4	good	Last Available: "2011-01"
4896	tumbling holiday log	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4897	huge upside-down brawny BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Muscle Percent: +20, Last Available: "2010-12"
4898	greedy wicked BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	0		Spell Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2010-12"
4899	yellow veiny BGE pocket calendar	0		Maximum HP: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4900	BGE temporary tattoo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4901	ghostly personal trainer's BGE plastic toy	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4902	stapler bear of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2010-12"
4903	adhesive tape dolly of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2010-12"
4904	banded scissor duck	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Last Available: "2010-12"
4905	coal paperweight	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4906	jingle bell	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4907	skewed frightening extremely unsafe Seven Loco	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2010-09"
4908	twirling Loathing Legion knife	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4909	horrifying Loathing Legion many-purpose hook	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4910	bouncing wool Loathing Legion moondial	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4911	twirling family-friendly Loathing Legion necktie	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4912	tumbling Loathing Legion knife of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4913	Loathing Legion corkscrew of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4914	rock-hard Loathing Legion can opener	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4915	mirror frightening coward's Loathing Legion chainsaw	0		Monster Level: -20, Spooky Damage: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4916	Loathing Legion rollerblades of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4917	energetic Loathing Legion flamethrower	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4918	Loathing Legion tattoo needle	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4919	cyan huge Loathing Legion defibrillator of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4920	huge Loathing Legion double prism of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4921	coward's Loathing Legion tape measure	0		Monster Level: -20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4922	sizzling Loathing Legion kitchen sink	0		Hot Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4923	rosy-cheeked Loathing Legion abacus	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4924	tumbling Loathing Legion helicopter	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4925	frosty Loathing Legion pizza stone	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4926	tumbling Loathing Legion universal screwdriver	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4927	Loathing Legion jackhammer	0		Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4928	spinning Loathing Legion hammer of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4929	Uncle Crimbo's Sack	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4930	Folder Holder	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
4937	a angel	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4938	quake of arrows	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4939	time's arrow	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4940	fuchsia arrowgram	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4941	rotten enchanted Knob jelly donut	3	crappy	Effect: "Flower Power", Effect Duration: 35
4942	cyan Knob cake	0		
4943	Knob cake pan	0		
4944	Knob batter	0		
4945	Knob frosting	0		
4946	unfrosted Knob cake	0		
4947	jittery Cobb's Knob Menagerie key	0		
4948	ghostly GOTO	0		
4949	quadruple-deionized polarized tumbling weremoose spit	0		Effect: "Irresistible Resolve", Effect Duration: 11
4950	ionized abominable blubber	0		Effect: "Strong Grip", Effect Duration: 62
4951	gray Samson's flimsy clipboard	0		Experience (Muscle): +5
4952	boiled blurry baggie of sugar	0		Effect: "Trash-Wrapped", Effect Duration: 39
4953	yellow careful wizardly whalebone corset	0		Mysticality: +25, Monster Level: -10, Single Equip
4954	rosewater-soaked oven mitts	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip
4955	yummy snack-sized mirror overcookie	2	awesome	
4956	rotten jumbo philosopher's scone	5	crappy	
4957	unsweetened altered warmed narrow half-baked potion	0		Effect: "Oh Hamlet Hamlet Hamlet Hamlet", Effect Duration: 35
4958	fuchsia forbidden Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50
4959	bland enchanted Knob nuts	3	decent	Effect: "Chari Tea", Effect Duration: 40
4960	drinkable high-proof Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	6	good	
4961	Subject 37 file	0		
4962	spinning frightening padded mysterious lapel pin	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip
4963	state loom	0		Familiar Weight: +10
4964	blue Evilometer	0		
4965	Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire	0		Free Pull, Skill: "Summon Alice's Army Cards"
4966	Pack of Alice's Army Cards	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4967	bouncing maroon Alice's Army Swordsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4968	blurry Alice's Army Spearsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4969	Alice's Army Halberder	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4970	jittery green Alice's Army Guard	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4971	Alice's Army Wallman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4972	Alice's Army Ninja	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4973	Alice's Army Alchemist	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4974	skewed Alice's Army Page	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4975	upside-down Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4976	narrow teal Alice's Army Mad Bomber	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4977	squat Alice's Army Nurse	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4978	blinking Alice's Army Hammerman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4979	bouncing maroon Alice's Army Bowman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4980	wobbly Alice's Army Lanceman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4981	Alice's Army Horseman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4982	Alice's Army Coward	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4983	Alice's Army Cleric	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4984	Alice's Army Sniper	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4985	narrow Alice's Army Dervish	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4986	Alice's Army Martyr	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4987	Pack of Alice's Army Foil Cards	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4988	Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4989	narrow Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4990	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4991	yellow shaking Alice's Army Foil Guard	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4992	skewed Alice's Army Foil Wallman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4993	Alice's Army Foil Ninja	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4994	purple Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4995	Alice's Army Foil Page	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4996	tumbling Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4997	Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4998	Alice's Army Foil Nurse	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4999	wobbly Alice's Army Foil Hammerman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5000	Alice's Army Foil Bowman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5001	Alice's Army Foil Lanceman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5002	narrow Alice's Army Foil Horseman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5003	Alice's Army Foil Coward	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5004	spinning Alice's Army Foil Cleric	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5005	olive Alice's Army Foil Sniper	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5006	Alice's Army Foil Dervish	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5007	blinking Alice's Army Foil Martyr	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5008	spinning Single Alice's Army Foil	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5009	beefy card sleeve	0		Muscle: +10, Last Available: "2011-03"
5010	wobbly evil eye	0		
5011	Alice's Army Foil tattoo	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5012	Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5013	enchanted tiny decent huge wasabi pocky	1	good	Effect: "Salamander In Your Stomach", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2011-03"
5014	moldy tobiko pocky	4	crappy	Last Available: "2011-03"
5015	tasty natto pocky	3	awesome	Last Available: "2011-03"
5016	bad watered-down wasabi-infused sake	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-03"
5017	lousy special pulsating tobiko-infused sake	4	decent	Effect: "Pisces in the Skyces", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2011-03"
5018	weak drinkable purple natto-infused sake	2	good	Last Available: "2011-03"
5019	liquefied pickled mirror mirror wasabi marble soda	0		Effect: "Ready to Snap", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2011-03"
5020	energized green tobiko marble soda	0		Effect: "Impregnably Delicious", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2011-03"
5021	liquefied natto marble soda	0		Effect: "Whitened Teeth", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2011-03"
5022	blurry Alice's Army booster box	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5023	boiled irradiated lime green elderly jawbreaker	0		Effect: "Magically Delicious", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2020-09"
5024	smooth blinking marshmallow flamb&eacute;	3	awesome	Last Available: "2011-03"
5025	drinkable cranberry schnapps	3	good	Last Available: "2011-03"
5026	tolerable irresponsibly strong jittery breaded beer	6	good	Last Available: "2011-03"
5027	delicious practically non-alcoholic fuchsia soy cordial	1	awesome	Last Available: "2011-03"
5028	crafty savvy slick astral bludgeon	0		Moxie: +10, Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +10
5029	beefy astral shield of Calamity Jane	0		Muscle: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +15
5030	horrifying MacGyver's wizardly astral chapeau	0		Mysticality: +25, Maximum MP: +100, Spooky Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 12"
5031	occult astral bracer of extreme caution of the overflowing toilet	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Monster Level: -25, Stench Spell Damage: +50
5032	lightning-fast asbestos-lined dance instructor's astral longbow	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Initiative: +40
5033	perfumed wholesome astral shorts of the boozehound	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Booze Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, cap 12"
5034	Annie Oakley's hardy astral mace of the boozehound	0		Maximum HP: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Booze Drop: +100
5035	greedy strapping astral trousers of the dark arts	0		Muscle: +5, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 12"
5036	family-friendly crafty astral ring of Gandalf	0		Maximum MP: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +1
5037	gravedigger's dance instructor's astral statuette of temperance	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5
5038	Sherlock's sharpshooter's razor-sharp astral pistol	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Item Drop: +25
5039	dangerous thinker's astral mask	0		Mysticality: +10, Weapon Damage: +10
5040	astral pet sweater	0		Familiar Weight: +10
5041	Lo Pan's Sinatra's supercool astral shirt	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience (Moxie): +5, Spell Critical Percent: +30
5042	Sinatra's beefy astral belt	0		Muscle: +10, Experience (Moxie): +5
5043	toothsome immense astral hot dog	7	???	
5044	drinkable watered-down astral pilsner	2	???	
5045	fuchsia astral hot dog dinner	0		
5046	astral six-pack	0		
5047	Clan shower	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-04"
5048	shard of double-ice	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5049	rosewater-soaked ruddy double-ice cap of Gandalf	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 17", Last Available: "2011-04"
5050	zippy quilted double-ice box of the bloodbag	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum HP: +100, Initiative: +20, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2011-04"
5051	flame-retardant stanky occult double-ice britches	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 3xVolley, 3xLep, cap 17", Last Available: "2011-04"
5052	skewed handful of numbers	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
5053	lime green Lars the Cyberian	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5054	intriguing puzzle box	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5055	obnoxious riddle	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5056	best joke ever	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5057	unsweetened super-corrupted Atomic Comic	0		Effect: "Libra Rising", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2011-04"
5058	diffused triple-boiled purple Red Pill	0		Effect: "Singer's Faithful Ocelot", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2011-04"
5059	Skullhead's Screw	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5060	mysterious present	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5061	boxing-glove-in-a-box	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5062	green voodoo doll	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5063	skewed the finger	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5064	Salsa de las Epocas	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5065	decent spaghetti con calaveras	3	good	Last Available: "2011-04"
5066	s'more gun	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5067	rotten popcorn	4	crappy	Last Available: "2011-04"
5068	flavorless chaos popcorn	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-04"
5069	maroon rosewater-soaked supercool hole of courage	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Spooky Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2011-04"
5070	innuendo	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5071	stale teal s'more	0	decent	Last Available: "2011-04"
5072	jittery diamond ring	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5073	tolerable spirit-forward Russian Ice	5	good	Last Available: "2011-04"
5074	mirror olive flame-wreathed clay ashtray	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-05"
5075	wizardly lanyard	0		Mysticality: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5076	yellow beefcake's monster pants	0		Muscle: +25, Familiar Effect: "3xVolley, 3xPotato, cap 17", Last Available: "2011-05"
5077	box of Pok&euml;mann band-aids	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5078	pressed Pok&euml;mann band-aid	0		Effect: "Sleazy Weapon", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2011-05"
5079	hardened Van der Graaf helmet of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Damage Reduction: 3, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, cap 7", Last Available: "2011-05"
5080	deadly crutch	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Last Available: "2011-05"
5081	blinking flame-wreathed shock belt	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5082	liquefied Okee-Dokee soda	0		Effect: "Oh Hamlet Hamlet Hamlet Hamlet", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2011-05"
5083	green upside-down twirling fireproof rubber band gun	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2011-05"
5084	narrow smartaleck's pin-stripe slacks	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "6xSombrero, 2xPotato, cap 7", Last Available: "2011-05"
5085	Van der Graaf gloves	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5086	magnetized Vulcanized correction fluid	0		Effect: "Piratey Flavor", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2011-05"
5087	executive Pok&euml;mann figurine: Porkachu	0		Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5088	purple slick Pok&euml;mann figurine: Magikrap	0		Moxie: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5089	Lo Pan's Pok&euml;mann figurine: Vegemite	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5090	Pok&euml;mann figurine: Vermouth of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5091	chaotic Pok&euml;mann figurine: Smugleaf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5092	shaking huge wicked Pok&euml;mann figurine: Twitter	0		Spell Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5093	jittery Pok&euml;mann figurine: Bloodkip of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5094	lime green upside-down brainy Pok&euml;mann figurine: Hoboking	0		Mysticality: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5095	blue manspreader's Pok&euml;mann figurine: Duck	0		Monster Level: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5096	MacGyver's Pok&euml;mann figurine: Nothing	0		Maximum MP: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5097	scandalous Pok&euml;mann figurine: Kagosan	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5098	huge studded Pok&euml;mann figurine: Galumpagump	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5099	upside-down smooth Pok&euml;mann figurine: Shoggoth	0		Moxie: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5100	bouncing squat curative Pok&euml;mann figurine: Frank	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5101	family-friendly Pok&euml;mann figurine: Moog	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5102	triple-concentrated willyweed	0		Effect: "[1342]Slicked-Back Do", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2011-05"
5103	super-anodized huge Nuclear Blastball	0		Effect: "Sweet Tooth", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2011-05"
5104	tarnished fish juice box	0		Effect: "White Blooded", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2011-05"
5105	blurry paint bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5106	hideous egg	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5107	hand-crafted tumbling ghostly Jeppson's Malort	3	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2011-06"
5108	fistful of ashes	0		
5109	stress ball of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Squeeze Stress Ball", Last Available: "2011-05"
5110	Li'l Businessman Kit	0		Meat Drop: +5, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2011-05"
5111	flame-retardant Ultracolor&trade; shirt	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2011-05"
5112	My Own Pen Pal kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
5113	packet of orchid seeds	0		
5114	stomp box	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
5115	twirling hedge trimmers	0		
5116	twirling A. W. O. L. commendation	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5117	reconstituted crow	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5118	bird brain	0		
5119	busted wings	0		
5120	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5121	bouncing mirror horrifying Oprah's boxer's Admiral's hat	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Spooky Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2011-05"
5122	bouncing up-at-dawn crafty stylish aviator's cap	0		Moxie: +25, Maximum MP: +10, Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-05"
5123	mirrored aviator shades of the detective	0		Item Drop: 25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5124	red blurry Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	0		Skill: "Natural Born Skeleton Killer", Last Available: "2011-05"
5125	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5126	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5127	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5128	pulsating Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5129	ghostly Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5130	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5131	alkaline boiled Ultrasoldier Serum	0		Effect: "La Bamba", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2011-06"
5132	flavorless elven hardtack	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-06"
5133	tolerable elven squeeze	3	good	Last Available: "2011-06"
5134	lunar isotope	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5135	E.M.U. joystick	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5136	E.M.U. rocket thrusters	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5137	teal E.M.U. helmet	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5138	E.M.U. harness	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5139	squat wobbly carton of astral energy drinks	0		
5140	vaporized blinking astral energy drink	1		Effect: "Ironclad", Effect Duration: 5
5141	Thwaitgold bee statuette	0		
5142	moon unit	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5143	mirror purple E.M.U. Unit	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5144	blue handful of honey	0		
5145	pickled dry blinking honeypot	0		Effect: "Floundering", Effect Duration: 36
5146	adequate massive wild honey pie	6	good	
5147	drinkable weak gray honey mead	2	good	
5148	hardened sage honey dipper of the storm	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum MP Percent: +40
5149	Jim Carey's honeybritches of dire peril of the businessman	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Monster Level: +25, Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 2xGhuol, cap 43"
5150	spinning stiffened savvy honeycap of the detective	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Damage Reduction: 1, Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 43"
5151	twirling Moonthril Circlet of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-06"
5152	gravedigger's Moonthril Greaves	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "cap 25", Last Available: "2011-06"
5153	Moonthril Flamberge of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-06"
5154	boxer's Moonthril Longbow	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Last Available: "2011-06"
5155	curative Moonthril Cuirass	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-06"
5156	jittery upside-down flame-retardant plush alielf	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2011-06"
5157	vacuum-sealed anodized unsweetened Comet Drop	0		Effect: "Healthy Red Glow", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2020-09"
5158	skewed jittery wicked plush dogcat	0		Spell Damage: +5, Last Available: "2011-06"
5159	quilted plush hamsterpus	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Last Available: "2011-06"
5160	scorching plush ferrelf	0		Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-06"
5161	blinking banded plush alien hamsterpus	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Last Available: "2011-06"
5162	miser's plush mutated alielf	0		Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2011-06"
5163	teal groovy Rosewater's plush mutated alielephant	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Moxie Percent: +10, Last Available: "2011-06"
5164	mysterious chest	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-06"
5165	ribald girl	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-06"
5166	top hat and cane	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5167	shaking synthetic dog hair pill	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5168	ghostly distention pill	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5169	bouncing elven medi-pack	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5170	galvanized transporter transponder	0		Effect: "Broken Bone Nubs", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2011-06"
5171	Map to Safety Shelter Ronald Prime	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5172	squat Map to Safety Shelter Grimace Prime	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5173	elven magi-pack	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5174	delicious Saison du Lune	4	awesome	Last Available: "2011-06"
5175	drinkable practically non-alcoholic blurry Moonthril Schnapps	1	good	Last Available: "2011-06"
5176	bad blinking Wrecked Generator	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-06"
5177	fancy half-sized bland Spaghetti with Moonballs	2	decent	Effect: "Ninja, Please", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2011-06"
5178	adequate low-calorie Crepes a la Lune	1	good	Last Available: "2011-06"
5179	spoiled low-calorie Moon Pie	1	crappy	Last Available: "2011-06"
5180	activated triple-polarized Comet Pop	0		Effect: "Wax On Your Shoes", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2011-06"
5181	altered aerosolized olive Flan in the Moon	0		Effect: "Yeah, It's Just Gasoline", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2011-06"
5182	frozen energized 1/6th Pound Cake	0		Effect: "Feroci Tea", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2011-06"
5183	Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5184	red squat Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5185	Mint-in-box Moonthril Cuirass	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5186	ghostly Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5187	Mint-in-box Moonthril Longbow	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5188	triple-enhanced honey stick	0		Effect: "Sinuses For Miles", Effect Duration: 11
5189	corrupted non-altered double-ice gum	0		Effect: "OMG WTF", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2011-04"
5190	aromatic Jim Carey's Fonzie's Operation Patriot Shield	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Monster Level: +25, Stench Resistance: +1, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Shield", Last Available: "2011-07", Variable
5191	squirming egg sac	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5192	non-quantum super-anodized corrupted data	0		Effect: "Granolarrrgh", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2011-06"
5193	11-inch knob sausage	0		
5194	bouncing exorcised sandwich	0		
5195	Banfoy's Boutique Order Form	0		Last Available: "2011-07"
5196	Great S-Cape of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-07"
5197	pulsating sharpshooter's Marvelous Unitard	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-07"
5198	denatured maroon gooey paste	1	awesome	Effect: "You're Rubber", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2011-08"
5199	altered blinking beastly paste	1	awesome	Last Available: "2011-08"
5200	mixed spinning paste	1	crappy	Last Available: "2011-08"
5201	mixed mirror ectoplasmic paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5202	twisted pulsating greasy paste	1	awesome	Effect: "Spell Transfer Complete", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2011-08"
5203	compressed narrow spinning pulsating bug paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5204	vaporized bouncing hippy paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5205	distilled orc paste	1	awesome	Effect: "Mistified", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2011-08"
5206	powdered demonic paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5207	distilled ghostly indescribably horrible paste	1	decent	Effect: "Omphalotus Omnipresence", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2011-08"
5208	twisted paste	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-08"
5209	boiled gray goblin paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5210	dried pulsating lime green pirate paste	1	EPIC	Effect: "Milk Studly", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2011-08"
5211	twisted tumbling chlorophyll paste	1	awesome	Effect: "Don't Rest Ye, Bold Adventurer", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2011-08"
5212	twisted twirling blurry paste	1	crappy	Effect: "Hoity Toity", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2011-08"
5213	pickled bouncing Mer-kin paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5214	altered huge slimy paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5215	pickled gray huge penguin paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5216	powdered jittery elemental paste	1	crappy	Last Available: "2011-08"
5217	mixed cosmic paste	1	crappy	Last Available: "2011-08"
5218	vaporized hobo paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5219	boiled Crimbo paste	1	EPIC	Effect: "Pumped Up", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2011-08"
5220	mirror Teachings of the Fist	0		
5221	fat loot token	0		No Pull
5222	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	0		
5223	wobbly bouncing Tome of Clip Art	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-09", Skill: "Summon Clip Art"
5224	jumbo yummy Ur-Donut	5	awesome	Last Available: "2011-09"
5225	shaking green The Bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5226	yellow box of Familiar Jacks	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5227	drinkable high-proof bucket of wine	7	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5228	moldy huge ultrafondue	9	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5229	unbearable light	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5230	snowflake	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5231	pulsating crystal skull	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5232	tumbling borrowed time	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5233	gray box of hammers	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5234	lightning-fast shining halo	0		Initiative: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5235	greedy furry halo	0		Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5236	frosty halo of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5237	Oprah's time halo	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5238	mediocre distilled Lumineux Limnio	5	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5239	extra-dry acceptable Morto Moreto	5	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5240	drinkable Temps Tempranillo	3	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5241	drinkable Bordeaux Marteaux	3	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5242	perfectly mixed mirror Fromage Pinotage	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-09"
5243	lousy huge Beignet Milgranet	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5244	lousy high-proof Muschat	10	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5245	adequate olive cool jelly donut	3	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5246	decent shrapnel jelly donut	3	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5247	special delicious gigantic occult jelly donut	8	awesome	Effect: "Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2011-09"
5248	rotten thick thyme jelly donut	5	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5249	gigantic adequate danish	6	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5250	rotten smashed danish	3	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5251	delicious blurry blurry forbidden danish	3	awesome	Last Available: "2011-09"
5252	flavorless fancy tumbling cool cat claw	4	decent	Effect: "Nigh-Invincible", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2011-09"
5253	adequate huge blurry jittery blunt cat claw	3	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5254	normal small shadowy cat claw	2	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5255	moldy half-sized cheezburger	2	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5256	decent toasted brie	3	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5257	non-irradiated chilled potion of the field gar	0		Effect: "Cookie Backup", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2011-09"
5258	triple-aerosolized purple too legit potion	0		Effect: "You Can Taste the Darkness", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2011-09"
5259	polarized bouncing lime green Bright Water	0		Effect: "Really Deep Breath", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2011-09"
5260	concentrated bouncing cold-filtered water	0		Effect: "Jawin'", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2011-09"
5261	extra-quantum altered extra-modified graveyard snowglobe	0		Effect: "Flaming Weapon", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2011-09"
5262	oxidized Vulcanized cool cat elixir	0		Effect: "Cranberry Cordiality", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2011-09"
5263	dry potion of the captain's hammer	0		Effect: "Boo Tea", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2011-09"
5264	pickled potion of X-ray vision	0		Effect: "Towering Strength", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2011-09"
5265	polarized tumbling potion of the litterbox	0		Effect: "Sticks and Stones", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2011-09"
5266	alkaline altered potion of animal rage	0		Effect: "Winning Smile", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2011-09"
5267	energized ionized pulsating potion of punctual companionship	0		Effect: "Chain Chain Chains", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2011-09"
5268	holy bomb, batman	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5269	bobcat grenade	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5270	chocolate frosted sugar bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5271	broken glass grenade	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5272	blinking spinning maroon noxious gas grenade	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5273	skull with a fuse in it	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5274	boozebomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5275	ghostly Tesla hammerus	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2011-09"
5276	upside-down avaricious blunt icepick	0		Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2011-09"
5277	squat fluorescent lightbulb of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-09"
5278	gray reassuring beefcake's blammer	0		Muscle: +25, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2011-09"
5279	green clock-cleaning hammer of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Last Available: "2011-09"
5280	4:20 bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5281	shaking smooth broken clock	0		Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2011-09"
5282	spinning dethklok of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2011-09"
5283	stanky glacial clock	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-09"
5284	tumbling Gygaxian Libram	0		Last Available: "2011-09", Skill: "Summon Dice"
5285	spinning gray d4	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5286	twirling d6	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5287	d8	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5288	shaking d10	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5289	huge upside-down d12	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5290	cyan d20	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5291	generic healing potion	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5292	shaking generic mana potion	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5293	generic restorative potion	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5294	kobold treasure hoard	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5295	newborn kobold	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5296	mirror slightly thicker filthy rags	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-09"
5297	dungeon dragon chest	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5298	spoiled fancy phish stick	4	crappy	Effect: "Craft Tea", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2011-09"
5299	squat executive Van der Graaf energetic plastic vampire fangs	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +40, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Feed", Last Available: "2011-10"
5300	mirror Interview With You (a Vampire)	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5301	Make-Your-Own-Vampire-Fangs kit	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5302	your own heart	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5303	frightening Sword of the Brouhaha Prince	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2011-10"
5304	tumbling shellacked savvy Chalice of the Malkovich Prince of the businessman	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Damage Reduction: 7, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2011-10"
5305	bouncing Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2011-10"
5306	sage Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Last Available: "2011-10"
5307	skewed Haunted Sorority House staff guide	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5308	blurry red ghost trap	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5309	olive narrow chainsaw chain	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5310	narrow shotgun shell	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5311	ghostly funhouse mirror	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5312	moist enhanced electrified ghostly body paint	0		Effect: "Feet of Grapefruit", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2011-10"
5313	frozen moist necrotizing body spray	0		Effect: "Baconstoned", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2011-10"
5314	denatured magnetized wobbly bite-me-red lipstick	0		Effect: "Spiky Frozen Hair", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2011-10"
5315	tarnished pickled narrow pulsating whisker pencil	0		Effect: "Trufflin'", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2011-10"
5316	aerosolized quadruple-altered bouncing press-on ribs	0		Effect: "Sweet and Yellow", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2011-10"
5317	flattened moist Rattlin' Chains	0		Effect: "Flagrantly Fragrant", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2011-10"
5318	extra-cold-filtered Gummy Brains	0		Effect: "In Vino Vires", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2011-10"
5319	pickled energized polymerized cyan Blood 'n' Plenty	0		Effect: "Swimming Head", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2011-10"
5320	boiled ghostly Lobos Mints	0		Effect: "Weasels Underfoot", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2011-10"
5321	triple-pickled electrified cyan blinking Sweet Sword	0		Effect: "Smoking like a Bandit", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2011-10"
5322	lousy fortified Ecto-Cooler	5	decent	Last Available: "2011-10"
5323	tolerable blinking Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	3	good	Last Available: "2011-10"
5324	acceptable practically non-alcoholic Blood Light	1	good	Last Available: "2011-10"
5325	aged squat Silver Bullet beer	3	awesome	Last Available: "2011-10"
5326	bad Bone's Farm &quot;wine&quot;	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-10"
5327	ghost protocol	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5328	double-vacuum-sealed enhanced blurry sorority brain	0		Effect: "Permanent Halloween", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2011-10"
5329	tarnished Nightstalker perfume	0		Effect: "Prince of Seaside Town", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2011-10"
5330	tarnished galvanized colloidal drum of pomade	0		Effect: "Antarctic Memories", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2011-10"
5331	throwing bone	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5332	extremely unsafe extra-see-thru nightie	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2011-10"
5333	razor-sharp BRAINS shorts of the blizzard	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1.5xGhuol", Last Available: "2011-10"
5334	skewed wholesome Mesmereyes&trade; contact lenses	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-10"
5335	wobbly Jack Frost's scrunchie	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-10"
5336	reassuring gravedigger's extremely skinny jeans	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy", Last Available: "2011-10"
5337	twirling greedy educational The Necbromancer's Hat	0		Experience: +1, Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr", Last Available: "2011-10"
5338	scorching smooth The Necbromancer's Stein of the brazier	0		Moxie: +15, Hot Damage: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-10"
5339	nippy supercharged The Necbromancer's Shorts of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Cold Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xGhuol", Last Available: "2011-10"
5340	fireproof horrifying The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Spooky Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2011-10"
5341	jittery The Necbronomicon	0		Skill: "Summon &quot;Boner Battalion&quot;", Last Available: "2011-10"
5342	delicious olive The Cooler Out of Space	4	awesome	Last Available: "2011-10"
5343	squat The Necbronomicon (used)	0		Skill: "Summon &quot;Boner Battalion&quot;", Last Available: "2011-10"
5344	sorority girl's box	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5345	deionized altered Necbro wafers	0		Effect: "Butt-Rock Hair", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2020-09"
5346	death blossom	0		
5347	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used)	0		Skill: "Holiday Weight Gain", Last Available: "2009-12"
5348	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)	0		Skill: "Jingle Bells", Last Available: "2009-12"
5349	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)	0		Skill: "Candyblast", Last Available: "2009-12"
5350	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used)	0		Skill: "Surge of Icing", Last Available: "2009-12"
5351	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)	0		Skill: "Stealth Mistletoe", Last Available: "2009-12"
5352	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)	0		Skill: "Cringle's Curative Carol", Last Available: "2009-12"
5353	fuchsia jar of oil	0		
5354	The Art of Slapfighting (used)	0		Class: "Seal Clubber", Skill: "Iron Palm Technique", Last Available: "2010-06"
5355	Uncle Romulus (used)	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer", Skill: "Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin", Last Available: "2010-03"
5356	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Skill: "Stringozzi Serpent", Last Available: "2010-04"
5357	skewed spinning Zu Mannk&auml;se Dienen (used)	0		Class: "Sauceror", Skill: "K&auml;seso&szlig;esturm", Last Available: "2010-01"
5358	Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)	0		Class: "Disco Bandit", Skill: "Kung Fu Hustler", Last Available: "2011-01"
5359	skewed Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)	0		Class: "Accordion Thief", Skill: "Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration", Last Available: "2010-02"
5360	upside-down olive Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)	0		Skill: "Toynado", Last Available: "2010-12"
5361	skewed maroon The Joy of Wassailing (used)	0		Skill: "Wassail", Last Available: "2010-12"
5362	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	0		Skill: "Fashionably Late", Last Available: "2011-01"
5363	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	0		Skill: "Executive Narcolepsy", Last Available: "2011-01"
5364	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	0		Skill: "Lunch Break", Last Available: "2011-01"
5365	narrow CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	0		Skill: "Offensive Joke", Last Available: "2011-01"
5366	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	0		Skill: "Managerial Manipulation", Last Available: "2011-01"
5367	mirror Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded)	0		Skill: "Natural Born Skeleton Killer", Last Available: "2011-05"
5368	Ellsbury's journal (used)	0		Skill: "Unaccompanied Miner", Last Available: "2010-09"
5369	green KoL Con 8-Bit power bracelet of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2011-09"
5370	boiler	0		
5371	shaking stuffed-shirt scarecrow	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-11"
5372	beefy plastic trollipop	0		Muscle: +10, Last Available: "2011-12"
5373	wobbly sage plastic Fudge Wizard	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Last Available: "2011-12"
5374	twirling plastic abominable fudgeman of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
5375	plastic colollilossus of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Last Available: "2011-12"
5376	bouncing baleful plastic Big Candy of temperance	0		Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
5377	yellow The Groose in the Hoose	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12"
5378	spruce juice	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5379	vaporized narrow pulsating huge groose grease	1	decent	Effect: "Crotchety, Pining", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2012-12"
5380	spinning lollipop stick	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5381	bananagate	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5382	pearidot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5383	tourmalime	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5384	kumquartz	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5385	strawberyl	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5386	green huge rosewater-soaked ridiculous belt	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2011-11"
5387	beefcake's ridiculous earring	0		Muscle: +25, Last Available: "2011-11"
5388	knitted ridiculous sunglasses	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2011-11"
5389	rotten tiny pulsating ridiculous sandwich	1	crappy	Last Available: "2011-11"
5390	drinkable ridiculous cocktail	4	good	Last Available: "2011-11"
5391	hale Socratic zombie monkey necklace	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum HP: +20
5392	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	0		
5393	scrap of paper	0		
5394	mirror sandpaper	0		
5395	huge pulsating peppermint sprout	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5396	unsweetened peppermint twist	0		Effect: "Ruthlessly Efficient", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2011-11"
5397	delicious mirror peppermint patty	3	awesome	Last Available: "2011-11"
5398	peppermint crook	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5399	peppermint rhino baby	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5400	candy cane candygram	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
5401	blinking peppermint parasol	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5402	wizardly candy cane	0		Mysticality: +25, Last Available: "2011-12"
5403	twirling squat Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5404	squat Peppermint Pip Packet	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5405	spinning auspicious banded cane-mail shirt of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Damage Absorption: +100, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2011-12"
5406	medical-grade boxer's cane-mail pants of doom	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-12"
5407	acceptable Vodka Matryoshka	3	good	Last Available: "2011-12"
5408	tolerable Gin Mint	3	good	Last Available: "2011-12"
5409	irresponsibly strong mediocre Tequiz Navidad	6	decent	Last Available: "2011-12"
5410	high-proof hand-crafted skewed bouncing Mint Yulep	9	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-12"
5411	tolerable Crimbojito	3	good	Last Available: "2011-12"
5412	artisanal jittery Sangria de Menthe	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-12"
5413	candycaine powder	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
5414	maroon shaking licorice boa	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
5415	magnetized quadruple-colloidal tumbling licorice root	0		Effect: "Human-Plant Hybrid", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2011-12"
5416	altered Vulcanized twirling blurry banana supersucker	0		Effect: "Blessing of Squirtlcthulli", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2011-11"
5417	dry dry pulsating pear supersucker	0		Effect: "Eyes Wide Propped", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2011-11"
5418	altered electrified narrow lime supersucker	0		Effect: "Squirming Like a Toad", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2011-11"
5419	concentrated activated bouncing kumquat supersucker	0		Effect: "Shortened", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2011-11"
5420	diffused jittery ghostly strawberry supersucker	0		Effect: "Ten out of Ten", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2011-11"
5421	cool bananarama bangle	0		Moxie: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5422	maroon strapping pair of pearidot earrings	0		Muscle: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5423	jittery fortified tourmalime tourniquet	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5424	aromatic kumquartz ring	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5425	strawberyl necklace of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5426	squat Rosewater's sucker bucket of the brazier	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-11"
5427	sucker hakama of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Familiar Effect: "afk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-11"
5428	sucker kabuto of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "Atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-11"
5429	double-paned sucker tachi	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2011-11"
5430	ghostly sucker scaffold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5431	fuchsia cinnamon troll doll	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5432	grape troll doll	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5433	blinking raspberry troll doll	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5434	DNOTC Box	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
5435	fudgecule	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5436	ionized fudge lily	0		Effect: "Sticky Hands", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2011-11"
5437	spinning superheated fudge	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5438	nitrogenated polymerized pickled fluid of fudge-finding	0		Effect: "Disco State of Mind", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2011-11"
5439	fudgepuck	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5440	spoiled fudgesicle	3	crappy	Last Available: "2011-11"
5441	wand of fudge control	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5442	The Kloop in the Coop	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12"
5443	miniscule beatbox	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5444	pressed denatured devilish folio	0		Effect: "The Magic of Sharing", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2012-12"
5445	upside-down clumsiness bark	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5446	jar full of wind	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5447	dangerous jerkcicle	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5448	furious stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5449	vanity stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5450	lecherous stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5451	jealousy stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5452	red avarice stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5453	gluttonous stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5454	gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5455	jittery mirror gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5456	gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5457	ionized Fudgie Roll	0		Effect: "Boon of She-Who-Was", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2011-11"
5458	massive delicious fudge bunny	9	awesome	Last Available: "2011-11"
5459	squat fudge spork	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5460	jittery extremely unsafe cool fudgecycle of the dark arts	0		Moxie: +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5461	fudge cube	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5462	wobbly blank fudge mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5463	Libram of Resolutions	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-01", Skill: "Summon Resolutions"
5464	tarnished tumbling olive spinning resolution: be wealthier	0		Effect: "Gemini Rising", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2012-01"
5465	oxidized resolution: be happier	0		Effect: "Thaumodynamic", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2012-01"
5466	vacuum-sealed dry ghostly resolution: be stronger	0		Effect: "Sagittarius Rising", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2012-01"
5467	denatured electrified bouncing resolution: be smarter	0		Effect: "Glittering Eyelashes", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2012-01"
5468	polymerized resolution: be sexier	0		Effect: "Wet Jaw", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2012-01"
5469	wet resolution: be feistier	0		Effect: "Stogied", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2012-01"
5470	flattened boiled cyan resolution: be kinder	0		Effect: "Space Cadet", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2012-01"
5471	non-electrified fuchsia resolution: be more adventurous	0		Effect: "Crimbo Flavor", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2012-01"
5472	polymerized improved shaking resolution: be luckier	0		Effect: "Venomous Weapon", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2012-01"
5473	gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5474	gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5475	gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5476	corrupted pickled jittery gummi salamander	0		Effect: "Weepy, Creepy", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2011-11"
5477	non-boiled narrow upside-down gummi snake	0		Effect: "Brother Flying Burrito's Blessing", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2011-11"
5478	anodized gummi canary	0		Effect: "Locks Like the Raven", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2011-11"
5479	jumbo adequate mirror gummi bear	5	good	Last Available: "2011-11"
5480	adequate tumbling gummi bear	4	good	Last Available: "2011-11"
5481	decent bite-sized wobbly gummi bear	1	good	Last Available: "2011-11"
5482	small spoiled enchanted drunki-bear	2	crappy	Effect: "Unusual Perspective", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2011-11"
5483	decent super-sized drunki-bear	5	good	Last Available: "2011-11"
5484	moldy jumbo enchanted drunki-bear	5	crappy	Effect: "Dreadful Chill", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2011-11"
5485	huge Temple Grandin's gummi bowtie	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2011-11"
5486	skewed skewed fudge pocket square of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2011-11"
5487	occult lollipop cufflinks	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2011-11"
5488	trilobite fossil	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5489	ammonite fossil	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5490	belemnite fossil	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5491	maroon trilobite candy mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5492	ammonite candy mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5493	spinning belemnite candy mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5494	adjusted gummi trilobite	0		Effect: "Berry Experiential", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2011-11"
5495	Vulcanized narrow gummi ammonite	0		Effect: "Texas Elegance", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2011-11"
5496	electrified quadruple-polarized deionized gummi belemnite	0		Effect: "Saucegoggles", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2011-11"
5497	purple all-year sucker	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5498	heart of dark chocolate	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5499	brawny Big Candy's tophat of the scaredy-cat	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Monster Level: -15, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-11"
5500	Fuzzby	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-11"
5501	Jackass Plumber home game	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5502	yellow Trivial Avocations board game	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5503	Tickle-Me Emilio	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5504	skewed blessed box	0		
5505	pack of pogs	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5506	spoiled small jerky coins	2	crappy	Last Available: "2011-11"
5507	special artisanal Go-Wassail	4	EPIC	Effect: "Jittery", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2011-11"
5508	tarnished flattened Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	0		Effect: "Ghostly Shell", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2011-11"
5509	boiled huge bottle of bubbles	0		Effect: "Can Has Cyborger", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2011-11"
5510	anodized quadruple-irradiated wind-up meatcar	0		Effect: "Carol of the Bones", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2011-11"
5511	Trivial Avocations Card: What?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5512	Trivial Avocations Card: When?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5513	Trivial Avocations Card: Who?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5514	ghostly Trivial Avocations Card: Where?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5515	pog #01 (spider)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5516	pog #02 (Knob goblin)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5517	pog #03 (warwelf)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5518	mirror pog #04 (skleleton)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5519	pog #05 (ninja snowman)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5520	wobbly pog #06 (filthy hippy)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5521	pog #07 (orcish frat boy)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5522	spinning pog #08 (hellion)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5523	pog #09 (pirate)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5524	pog #10 (hobo)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5525	pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5526	alkaline energized dry Atomic Pop	0		Effect: "One Foot Heavier", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2020-09"
5527	do-rag	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-11"
5528	jittery whimpering willow bark	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5529	moldy berries of suffering	4	crappy	Last Available: "2012-12"
5530	tarnished unsweetened cyan baobab sap	0		Effect: "Sweet and Yellow", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2012-12"
5531	ghostly cup of hickory chicory	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5532	magnolia blossom	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5533	wet altered Mortimer's nostrum	0		Effect: "Pyromania", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2012-12"
5534	practically non-alcoholic delicious Barulio's bottle	1	awesome	Last Available: "2012-12"
5535	flattened enhanced Marvin's marvelous pill	0		Effect: "Total Protonic Reversal", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2012-12"
5536	Winifred's whistle	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5537	prose pen	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5538	half-empty carton of milk	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5539	glass of warm water	0		Free Pull
5540	cold-filtered altered twirling desktop zen garden	0		Effect: "Bustle Hustlin'", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2012-12"
5541	Vivian's Vitamin	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5542	pink-belly slapper	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5543	red steel-toed Rosewater's Leapin' Trousers	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Damage Reduction: 9
5544	smooth mirror eggnog	3	awesome	Last Available: "2012-12"
5545	bland pulsating hamhock	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-12"
5546	huge The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants	0		Skill: "Torment Plant", Last Available: "2012-12"
5547	red Clancy's sackbut	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5548	Ghost Pinching Quarterly	0		Skill: "Pinch Ghost", Last Available: "2012-12"
5549	Clancy's crumhorn	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5550	The Snitch's Manifesto	0		Skill: "Tattle", Last Available: "2012-12"
5551	Clancy's lute	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5552	healthy Trusty	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20
5553	wobbly jittery can of Rain-Doh	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5554	blinking empty Rain-Doh can	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5555	tarnished fireclutch	0		Effect: "In a Lather", Effect Duration: 18
5556	sage Rain-Doh wings of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Mysticality Percent: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2012-02"
5557	ghostly Rain-Doh agent	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5558	Herculean thinker's Rain-Doh laser gun	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience (Muscle): +1, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2012-02"
5559	fuchsia ruddy Rain-Doh lantern of chilblains	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Cold Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Stench", Last Available: "2012-02"
5560	Rain-Doh balls	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5561	Rain-Doh indigo cup	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5562	stanky weightlifter's Rain-Doh violet bo	0		Muscle: +15, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2012-02"
5563	Rain-Doh box	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5564	Rain-Doh box full of monster	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5565	normal jumbo PB&BP	5	good	
5566	small bland club sandwich	2	decent	
5567	moldy small corned-beef Reuben	2	crappy	
5568	wobbly ghostly frayed ninja rope	0		
5569	pulsating dull ninja crampons	0		
5570	loose ninja carabiner	0		
5571	Groar's fur	0		
5572	olive Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	0		
5573	lousy Drac & Tan	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5574	weak smooth Transylvania Sling	2	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5575	lousy weak Shot of the Living Dead	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5576	triple-distilled drinkable Buttery Knob	10	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5577	lousy watered-down Slippery Knob	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5578	lousy Flaming Knob	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5579	smooth practically non-alcoholic fancy Grasshopper	1	awesome	Effect: "One For Tea", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2012-03"
5580	perfectly mixed boozy skewed Locust	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5581	practically non-alcoholic smooth Plague of Locusts	1	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5582	lousy ghostly Red Dwarf	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5583	weak perfectly mixed maroon Golden Mean	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5584	smooth spirit-forward Green Giant	5	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5585	acceptable distilled Aye Aye	5	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5586	bad Aye Aye, Captain	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5587	delicious Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	4	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5588	bad skewed Humanitini	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5589	bad More Humanitini than Humanitini	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5590	lousy triple-distilled narrow Oh, the Humanitini	10	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5591	drinkable Great Older Fashioned	4	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5592	artisanal huge Fuzzy Tentacle	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5593	artisanal practically non-alcoholic mirror Crazymaker	1	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5594	acceptable practically non-alcoholic Zoodriver	1	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5595	weak tolerable Sloe Comfortable Zoo	2	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5596	bad distilled Sloe Comfortable Zoo on Fire	5	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5597	tolerable Suffering Sinner	4	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5598	special artisanal irresponsibly strong pulsating spinning Suppurating Sinner	8	EPIC	Effect: "The Halls of Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2012-03"
5599	acceptable Sizzling Sinner	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5600	bad fortified Firewater	5	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5601	artisanal skewed Earth and Firewater	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5602	smooth weak Earth, Wind and Firewater	2	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5603	mediocre upside-down Slimosa	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5604	perfectly mixed boozy Extra-slimy Slimosa	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5605	boozy acceptable Slimebite	5	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5606	mediocre Cement Mixer	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5607	bad weak Jackhammer	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5608	perfectly mixed fancy Dump Truck	3	EPIC	Effect: "Appeteyes", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2012-03"
5609	drinkable pulsating Fauna Libre	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5610	triple-distilled perfectly mixed Chakra Libre	8	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5611	triple-distilled lousy Aura Libre	9	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5612	perfectly mixed Sazerorc	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5613	drinkable fancy olive Sazuruk-hai	4	good	Effect: "Wallflowering", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2012-03"
5614	drinkable twirling Flaming Sazerorc	4	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5615	artisanal Green Velvet	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5616	smooth blinking Green Muslin	3	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5617	boozy drinkable mirror bouncing Green Burlap	5	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5618	delicious watered-down Mohobo	2	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5619	fortified delicious green upside-down Moonshine Mohobo	5	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5620	hand-crafted Flaming Mohobo	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5621	artisanal Drunken Philosopher	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5622	strong perfectly mixed Drunken Neurologist	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5623	aged Drunken Astrophysicist	3	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5624	drinkable Dark & Starry	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5625	triple-distilled bad enchanted Black Hole	6	decent	Effect: "Reptilian Fortitude", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2012-03"
5626	triple-distilled lousy Event Horizon	8	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5627	lousy purple shaking Herring Daiquiri	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5628	perfectly mixed watered-down blurry Herring Wallbanger	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5629	smooth Herringtini	3	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5630	aged practically non-alcoholic Lollipop Drop	1	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5631	practically non-alcoholic lousy Candy Alexander	1	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5632	acceptable enchanted high-proof Candicaine	9	good	Effect: "Yes, Can Haz", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2012-03"
5633	acceptable huge Caipiranha	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5634	acceptable Flying Caipiranha	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5635	mediocre weak Flaming Caipiranha	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5636	aged Punchplanter	4	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5637	aged blurry Doublepunchplanter	3	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5638	practically non-alcoholic fancy mediocre Haymaker	1	decent	Effect: "Lit Up", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2012-03"
5639	Small Medium	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-03"
5640	twirling crystal decanter	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-03"
5641	adequate tumbling fungus	4	good	
5642	mirror poisoned dart	0		
5643	boiled moist stone wool	0		Effect: "Retrograde Relaxation", Effect Duration: 46
5644	stones	0		
5645	the Nostril of the Serpent	0		
5646	calendar fragment	0		
5647	wobbly calendar of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7
5648	healthy dangerous Boris's Helm	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Familiar Effect: "atk, MP regen, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-04", Minstrel Level: +1, Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Boris)]
5649	cool staph of homophones of the overflowing toilet	0		Moxie: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Alters Page Text
5650	jittery friendly stiffened beefy Boris's Helm (askew)	0		Muscle: +10, Damage Reduction: 1, Familiar Weight: +3, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Familiar Effect: "atk, MP regen, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-04", Minstrel Level: +1, Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Boris)]
5651	skewed mime soul fragment	0		Last Available: "2012-04"
5652	Monster Manuel	0		Free Pull
5653	key-o-tron	0		
5654	rotten snack-sized nailswurst	2	crappy	
5655	smooth high-proof used beer	9	awesome	
5656	squat Huggler Radio	0		Free Pull
5657	fettucini &eacute;pines Inconnu recipe	0		Recipe: "fettucini &eacute;pines Inconnu"
5658	slap and slap again recipe	0		Recipe: "slap and slap again"
5659	nippy insulting hat	0		Cold Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "cap 2"
5660	bouncing frosty offensive moustache	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
5661	spinning greasy hairshirt	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
5662	skewed Olympic-sized Clan crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-05"
5663	microwave	0		Free Pull
5664	blinking pony keg	0		Free Pull
5665	jittery How to Tolerate Jerks	0		Skill: "Thick-Skinned"
5666	How to Hold a Grudge	0		Skill: "Chip on your Shoulder"
5667	puppet strings	0		Free Pull
5668	bagged &quot;L&quot;	0		
5669	mirror club	0		
5670	low-calorie spoiled olive fettucini &eacute;pines Inconnu	1	crappy	
5671	drinkable practically non-alcoholic huge slap and slap again	1	good	
5672	gunpowder burrito	2	good	
5673	teal beery blood	2	good	
5674	&quot;L&quot;	0		
5675	distilled spinning tumbling watered-down Red Minotaur	1		
5676	pool torpedo	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5677	mirror brawny Ze&trade; goggles	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "Atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2012-05"
5678	soggy used band-aid	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5679	jittery groovy stylish swimsuit of chilblains	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 10", Last Available: "2012-05"
5680	skewed lost key	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5681	stale half-sized squat P.B.L.T.	2	decent	
5682	note from Clancy	0		Skill: "Request Sandwich"
5683	BURT	0		
5684	handful of juicy garbage	0		
5685	bugbear communicator badge	0		
5686	quantum nanopolymer spider web	0		
5687	mirror mirror bugbear autopsy tweezers	0		
5688	chilly UV monocular	0		Cold Damage: +5, Single Equip
5689	blinking drone self-destruct chip	0		
5690	Jeff Goldblum larva	0		
5691	purple pacification grenade	0		
5692	huge dangerous quantum disintegrator pistol	0		Weapon Damage: +10
5693	padded phase-tuned shield generator belt	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Single Equip
5694	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	0		
5695	skewed pulsating stiffened bugbear detector	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Single Equip
5696	bugbear purification pill	0		
5697	1 Meat	0		
5698	mirror blinking personal trainer's weightlifter's The Lost Glasses	0		Muscle: +15, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Single Equip
5699	The Lost Pill Bottle	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5700	green The Lost Comb	0		
5701	Moping Artistic Goth Kid	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-06"
5702	mannequin	0		Familiar Weight: +5
5703	pulsating crayon shavings	0		Last Available: "2012-06"
5704	olive wax bugbear	0		Last Available: "2012-06"
5705	squat jittery veiny thinker's wax hat	0		Mysticality: +10, Maximum HP: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy", Last Available: "2012-06"
5706	executive scandalous wax pants	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 12", Last Available: "2012-06"
5707	FDKOL commendation	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5708	tarnished drop of water-37	0		Effect: "Lifted Spirits", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2012-07"
5709	squat fireproof hale fireman's helmet	0		Maximum HP: +20, Hot Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "cold atk", Last Available: "2012-07"
5712	skewed fire axe of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2012-07"
5713	huge Annie Oakley's studded dance instructor's fire extinguisher	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Damage Absorption: +80, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2012-07"
5714	FDKOL tattoo	0		
5715	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians	0		Skill: "Frigidalmatian", Last Available: "2012-07"
5716	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	0		Skill: "Frigidalmatian", Last Available: "2012-07"
5717	gigantic moldy FDKOL hotcakes	6	crappy	Last Available: "2012-07"
5718	twirling hot egg	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5719	smoking grass	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5720	flavorless fiery wing	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-07"
5721	inspector's stiffened wings of fire	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2012-07"
5722	huge energetic FDKOL fire hose	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2012-07"
5723	dry bottle of fire	0		Effect: "Woad Warrior", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2012-07"
5724	shaking molten brick	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5725	hot daub	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5726	hale hot daub bun of the storm	0		Maximum HP: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 21", Last Available: "2012-07"
5727	avaricious crafty hot daub stand	0		Maximum MP: +10, Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 21", Last Available: "2012-07"
5728	jittery beefy foot-long hot daub of extreme caution	0		Muscle: +10, Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2012-07"
5729	ballpark hot daub	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5730	adequate huge fuchsia angst burger	6	good	
5731	bad 5-hour acrimony	4	decent	
5732	blank note	0		
5733	eerily silent box	0		
5734	super-sized bland forbidden sausage	5	decent	
5735	hale Lord Flameface's cloak	0		Maximum HP: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Swirl Cloak", Last Available: "2012-07"
5736	concentrated Drizzlers&trade; Black Licorice	0		Effect: "Notably Lovely", Effect Duration: 21
5737	wet daub-breaker	0		Effect: "Horrid, Torrid", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2020-09"
5738	spinning smartaleck's Camp Scout backpack	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Softcore Only, Drops Items, Last Available: "2012-07"
5739	upside-down CSA fire-starting kit	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5740	spoiled bag of GORP	4	crappy	Last Available: "2012-07"
5741	enchanted delicious tumbling water purification pills	4	awesome	Effect: "Buggy Flavor", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2012-07"
5742	Camp Scout pup tent	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5743	hand-crafted CSA scoutmaster's &quot;water&quot;	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-07"
5744	small flavorless ghostly bag of GORF	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-07"
5745	gray CSA discount card	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
5746	spoiled bite-sized bag of QWOP	1	crappy	Last Available: "2012-07"
5747	alkaline upside-down CSA bravery badge	0		Effect: "Scarysauce", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2012-07"
5748	CSA all-purpose soap	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5749	irresponsibly strong drinkable CSA cheerfulness ration	9	good	Last Available: "2012-07"
5750	CSA obedience grenade	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5751	Tales of the Word Realms	0		
5752	bland massive shaking crappy brain	8	decent	
5753	rotten decent brain	3	crappy	
5754	flavorless good brain	3	decent	
5755	bland boss brain	4	decent	
5756	jumbo yummy ghostly hunter brain	5	awesome	
5758	narrow vibrating Staff of Holiday Sensations of the storm of Gandalf	0		Maximum MP Percent: 50, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2011-11"
5759	pulsating bouncing Jim Carey's Tesla staff	0		Monster Level: +25, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
5760	fuchsia Herculean Rosewater's sage staff	0		Mysticality Percent: 40, Experience (Muscle): +1
5761	asbestos-lined clever hardened Staff of the Scummy Sink	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum MP: +20, Hot Resistance: +5, Slime Hates It: +1
5762	nose	0		
5763	spinning double-paned deadly Superhero Reboots	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +5
5764	blurry supercharged smartaleck's fuzzy busby	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 32"
5765	blurry wicked fuzzy earmuffs of the boozehound	0		Spell Damage: +5, Booze Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 32"
5766	huge resourceful weightlifter's fuzzy montera of the dark arts	0		Muscle: +15, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP: +50, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 32"
5767	Unagnimated Gnome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-08"
5768	gnomish swimmer's ears	0		Better Diver: +10, Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "underwater", Last Available: "2012-08"
5769	gnomish coal miner's lung	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "block", Last Available: "2012-08"
5770	gnomish tennis elbow	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "damage", Last Available: "2012-08"
5771	gnomish housemaid's kgnee	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "gain advs", Last Available: "2012-08"
5772	jittery gnomish athlete's foot	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "delevel", Last Available: "2012-08"
5773	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	0		
5774	upside-down talkative skull	0		
5775	wobbly fronts	0		Familiar Weight: +5
5776	olive hale Barney's rake of the storm	0		Maximum HP: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +40
5778	delicious fancy idiot brain	3	awesome	Effect: "Fit To Be Tide", Effect Duration: 40
5779	friendly keel-haulin' knife	0		Familiar Weight: +3
5780	narrow ice cream scoop of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100
5781	fancy hand-crafted boozy soft echo eyedrop antidote martini	5	EPIC	Effect: "Permafrosty", Effect Duration: 35
5782	green shaking morningwood plank	0		
5783	raging hardwood plank	0		
5784	weirdwood plank	0		
5785	thick caulk	0		
5786	spinning hard screw	0		
5787	messy butt joint	0		
5788	smut orc keepsake box	0		
5789	tumbling bubblin' crude	0		
5790	box of bear arms	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5791	Oprah's right bear arm of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Kodiak Moment", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Grizzly Scene", Last Available: "2012-09", Softcore Only: [1-path(Zombie Slayer)]
5792	maroon greasy razor-sharp left bear arm of bravery	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bear-Backrub", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bear-ly Legal", Last Available: "2012-09", Softcore Only: [1-path(Zombie Slayer)]
5793	bouncing deadly Hat O' Nine Tails	0		Weapon Damage: +5
5794	enhanced moist Enchanted Plunger	0		Effect: "Pretending to Pretend", Effect Duration: 11
5795	moist blurry mirror pulsating Enchanted Flyswatter	0		Effect: "Cookie Backup", Effect Duration: 33
5796	moist irradiated upside-down Gearhead Goo	0		Effect: "Spooky Weapon", Effect Duration: 26
5797	moist green Missing Eye Simulation Device	0		Effect: "Go-Gone", Effect Duration: 34
5798	electrified pressed pulsating Gnollish Crossdress	0		Effect: "Sharp Weapon", Effect Duration: 41
5799	chilled pulsating eldritch dough	0		Effect: "Dreadful Fear", Effect Duration: 19
5800	extra-oxidized ionized blinking Charity's choker	0		Effect: "Ack!  Barred!", Effect Duration: 24
5801	ionized shaking squat skewed Smart Bone Dust	0		Effect: "Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin", Effect Duration: 46
5802	nitrogenated perpendicular guano	0		Effect: "Infernal Thirst", Effect Duration: 14
5803	activated electrified spinning White Chocolate Golem Seeds	0		Effect: "Joy", Effect Duration: 37
5804	non-irradiated altered magnetized Shivering Ch&egrave;vre	0		Effect: "Sharpened Sweet Tooth", Effect Duration: 42
5805	boiled mirror breath mint	0		Effect: "Beta Carotene Overdose", Effect Duration: 26
5806	unsweetened irradiated muesli	0		Effect: "Yuletide Industry", Effect Duration: 18
5807	altered wet glass of warm milk	0		Effect: "Hair on Your Chest", Effect Duration: 61
5808	irradiated aerosolized polarized huge wobbly glass of gnat milk	0		Effect: "Morbidi Tea", Effect Duration: 45
5809	colloidal polarized squat mirror Knob Goblin Mutagen	0		Effect: "Scorpio Rising", Effect Duration: 24
5810	oxidized warmed Tears of the Quiet Healer	0		Effect: "Okee-Dokee, Smokee", Effect Duration: 58
5811	dry alkaline squat tube of lipstick	0		Effect: "Human-Hobo Hybrid", Effect Duration: 60
5812	adjusted upside-down skelelton spine	0		Effect: "Bone Chilling", Effect Duration: 68
5813	extra-quantum shaking green smut orc sunglasses	0		Effect: "Nigh-Invincible", Effect Duration: 43
5814	denatured super-pressed blob of acid	0		Effect: "Rage of the Reindeer", Effect Duration: 30
5815	electrified pulsating flayed mind	0		Effect: "Human-Elf Hybrid", Effect Duration: 11
5816	liquefied flattened skewed blue kobold kibble	0		Effect: "Weepy, Creepy", Effect Duration: 22
5817	liquefied forest spirit rattle	0		Effect: "Curse of the Black Pearl Onion", Effect Duration: 68
5818	modified oxidized maroon Stone Golem pebbles	0		Effect: "Pill Power", Effect Duration: 49
5819	vacuum-sealed dry gravy fairy warlock hat	0		Effect: "Aries Rising", Effect Duration: 69
5820	energized polarized vacuum-sealed bull blubber	0		Effect: "Stogied", Effect Duration: 13
5821	deionized mirror frog lip-print	0		Effect: "You Know What's Up", Effect Duration: 21
5822	enhanced energized gazely stare	0		Effect: "Serenity", Effect Duration: 11
5823	flattened polarized concentrated cyan canopic jar	0		Effect: "Slightly Mutated", Effect Duration: 53
5824	alkaline boiled clove-flavored lip balm	0		Effect: "Thunderheart", Effect Duration: 21
5825	enhanced polymerized Skullery Maid's Knee	0		Effect: "Industrial Strength Starch", Effect Duration: 67
5826	liquefied zombie hollandaise	0		Effect: "The Power of Negative Thinking", Effect Duration: 14
5827	modified shaking skeletal banana	0		Effect: "X-Ray Vision", Effect Duration: 28
5828	triple-electrified liquefied magnetized ghostly green gilt perfume bottle	0		Effect: "Jingle Jangle Jingle", Effect Duration: 25
5829	alkaline liquefied janglin' bones	0		Effect: "Unrunnable Face", Effect Duration: 42
5830	polymerized pygmy papers	0		Effect: "Ichorous Eyesight", Effect Duration: 45
5831	denatured colloidal twirling pygmy dart	0		Effect: "Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric", Effect Duration: 40
5832	flattened pickled blue secret mummy herbs and spices	0		Effect: "Tenacity of the Snapper", Effect Duration: 56
5833	frozen extra-adjusted skewed brigand brittle	0		Effect: "Serenity", Effect Duration: 68
5834	diffused polymerized spinning narrow holistic headache remedy	0		Effect: "Blessing of Charcoatl", Effect Duration: 46
5835	unsweetened scrunchie tourniquet	0		Effect: "Metal Speed", Effect Duration: 52
5836	ionized red embezzler's oil	0		Effect: "Celestial Body", Effect Duration: 37
5837	pressed concentrated yellow Fu Manchu Wax	0		Effect: "Human-Horror Hybrid", Effect Duration: 25
5838	pickled modified blue shaking Iiti Kitty Gumdrop	0		Effect: "Marco Polarity", Effect Duration: 37
5839	irradiated modified ravenous eye	0		Effect: "Hair on Your Chest", Effect Duration: 16
5840	galvanized nitrogenated Rogue Windmill Rouge	0		Effect: "In Tuna", Effect Duration: 32
5841	double-nitrogenated pressed narrow A muse-bouche	0		Effect: "Eagle Eyes", Effect Duration: 21
5842	polymerized toothbrush	0		Effect: "Hyperoffended", Effect Duration: 24
5843	aerosolized yellow pirate cream pie	0		Effect: "Jaba&ntilde;ero Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 46
5844	ionized extra-ionized una poca de gracia	0		Effect: "Jelly Combed", Effect Duration: 40
5845	quadruple-chilled liquefied altered jittery compressed air canister	0		Effect: "Gemini Rising", Effect Duration: 64
5846	double-unsweetened olive tumbling salt water taffy	0		Effect: "Mushroom Samba", Effect Duration: 39
5847	double-galvanized improved chilled unholy water	0		Effect: "Dreams and Lights", Effect Duration: 38
5848	moist diffused squat jittery Bangyomaman battle juice	0		Effect: "Nutrient-Rich", Effect Duration: 61
5849	diffused handyman &quot;hand soap&quot;	0		Effect: "Benetton's Medley of Diversity", Effect Duration: 27
5850	deionized narrow space marine flash grenade	0		Effect: "Highland Sheen", Effect Duration: 39
5851	super-liquefied anodized temporary tribal tattoo	0		Effect: "Human-Pirate Hybrid", Effect Duration: 41
5852	unsweetened oil-filled donut	0		Effect: "Remaining Alive", Effect Duration: 17
5853	alkaline nitrogenated stick-on gnome beard	0		Effect: "Stuck That Way", Effect Duration: 30
5854	pressed polarized boiled BRICKO stud	0		Effect: "A Few Extra Pounds", Effect Duration: 26
5855	cold-filtered electrified Osk'r Chow	0		Effect: "Sweet Nostalgia", Effect Duration: 26
5856	vacuum-sealed extra-liquefied improved olive Scuba Snack	0		Effect: "Booooooze", Effect Duration: 17
5857	quadruple-dry colloidal grey cube	0		Effect: "Okee-Dokee Go!", Effect Duration: 17
5858	nitrogenated votive candle	0		Effect: "The Moxie of LOV", Effect Duration: 14
5859	double-chilled moist narrow bouncing booby trap	0		Effect: "Extra Backbone", Effect Duration: 39
5860	dry Agent Corrigan's cigarette	0		Effect: "You're Not Cooking", Effect Duration: 66
5861	quadruple-vacuum-sealed pulsating good ash	0		Effect: "Power Ballad of the Arrowsmith", Effect Duration: 41
5862	tumbling Tome of Rad Libs	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-09", Skill: "Summon Rad Libs"
5863	Rad Lib	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5864	papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; glob	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5865	super-warmed ionized papier-mochi	0		Effect: "Ghost Finger", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2012-09"
5866	quantum cyan jittery papier-m&acirc;chaeranthera	0		Effect: "Gummi Badass", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2012-09"
5867	moist olive papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; toothpicks	0		Effect: "Ghostly Shell", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2012-09"
5868	wool papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute;te of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Cold Resistance: +1, Alters Page Text, Last Available: "2012-09"
5869	yellow huge prompt lightning-fast papier-m&acirc;chine gun	0		Initiative: +40, Adventures: +3, Alters Page Text, Last Available: "2012-09"
5870	executive energetic papier-masque	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip, Alters Page Text, Last Available: "2012-09"
5871	spinning rosewater-soaked papier-mitre of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Stench Resistance: +3, Alters Page Text, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-09"
5872	mirror maroon toasty steel-toed papier-m&acirc;churidars	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Hot Damage: +5, Alters Page Text, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-09"
5873	maroon papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; plaque	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5874	papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; handle	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5875	blinking teal papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; base	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5876	wobbly papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; bowl	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5877	papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; trophy pi&ntilde;ata	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5878	extremely unsafe Rainbow Jello Mould	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100
5879	Pete & Jackie's Dragon Tooth Emporium Catalog	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5880	packet of dragon's teeth	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5881	narrow skeleton	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5882	olive rock-hard forbidden razor-sharp skeleton skis	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Damage Reduction: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-10"
5883	special adequate skeleton quiche	4	good	Effect: "All Glory To the Toad", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2012-10"
5884	red skeletal scabbard	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-10"
5885	purple skeletal skiff	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5886	hale Sinatra's stylish Bonestabber of terror	0		Moxie: +25, Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum HP: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-10"
5887	lousy crystal skeleton vodka	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-10"
5888	spinning cyan Lazybones&trade; recliner	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5889	aromatic auxiliary backbone	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2012-10"
5890	ghostly skulldozer egg	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5891	spinning ribcage rollcage	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-10"
5892	activated that gum you like	0		Effect: "Heart of White", Effect Duration: 57
5893	purple dreaming Jung man	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12"
5894	Little Crimson Book	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
5895	avatar of the Unconscious Collective	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12"
5896	teal canary nightlight	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
5897	dried blinking Unconscious Collective Dream Jar	1	decent	Effect: "Bricked-In", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2013-12"
5898	skewed olive jar of psychoses (The Suspicious-Looking Guy)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5899	shaking jar of psychoses (The Captain of the Gourd)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5900	jar of psychoses (The Crackpot Mystic)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5901	jar of psychoses (The Old Man)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5902	jar of psychoses (The Pretentious Artist)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5903	jar of psychoses (The Meatsmith)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5905	jar of psychoses (Jick)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5906	jittery pixel pill	0		
5907	blue pixel energy tank	0		
5908	ChibiBuddy&trade; (on)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5909	upside-down ghostly wicked wedding ring of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Spell Damage: +5, Single Equip
5910	deactivated nanobots	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-11"
5911	purple blurry nanorhino credit card	0		Last Available: "2012-11"
5912	green Jeselnik's toasty Solstice Shield	0		Hot Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +25
5913	unsweetened Vulcanized improved pulsating candy sushi set	0		Effect: "Mint-Condition Breath", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2012-12"
5914	cold-filtered dry sweet mochi ball	0		Effect: "Over-Familiar With Dactyls", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2012-12"
5915	aerosolized beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "Coming Up Roses", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2012-12"
5916	triple-enhanced deionized triple-dry blinking sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "Headstrong", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2012-12"
5917	dry cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "Eagle Eyes", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2012-12"
5918	supercharged plastic animelf	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2012-12"
5919	ghostly electrified plastic ChibiBuddy&trade;	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5920	narrow greasy plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5921	studded plastic Uncle Crimboku	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Last Available: "2012-12"
5922	ghostly shaking family-friendly plastic MechaElf	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2012-12"
5923	plastic ingot	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5924	electrical thingamabob	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5925	shaking ChibiBuddy&trade; (off)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5926	BittyCar MeatCar	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5927	BittyCar HotCar	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5928	squat healthy brainwave-controlled unicorn horn	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Uni-Gore", Familiar Effect: "atk, 5xVolley, cap 2", Last Available: "2012-12"
5929	blinking bubble-wrap simulator	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5930	blind-packed capsule toy	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5931	greedy savvy plastic four-shadowed mime of the overflowing toilet	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5932	smelly nasty plastic Bugbear Captain	0		Stench Damage: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5933	maroon blinking fortified supercool plastic Rene C. Corman	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Damage Absorption: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5934	Tesla healthy plastic Lord Flameface	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5935	boxer's plastic Beebee King	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5936	careful plastic Queen Bee	0		Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5937	purple manspreader's plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer	0		Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5938	weightlifter's plastic Clancy the Minstrel	0		Muscle: +15, Last Available: "2012-12"
5939	wobbly boxer's plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5940	plastic spiderbugbear of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2012-12"
5941	experienced plastic peacannon	0		Experience: +2, Last Available: "2012-12"
5942	green plastic the Free Man of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2012-12"
5943	scorching plastic fire servant	0		Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
5944	plastic mumblebee of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5945	blurry teal censurious plastic moneybee	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2012-12"
5946	plastic beebee gunners of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5947	green chaotic plastic beebee queue	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5948	blurry stiffened plastic buzzerker	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Last Available: "2012-12"
5949	ghostly scandalous plastic bee swarm	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5950	plastic batbugbear of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5951	plastic bugaboo of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2012-12"
5952	hardy plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear	0		Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2012-12"
5953	purple beefy plastic ops bugbear	0		Muscle: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5954	upside-down plastic hypodermic bugbear of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2012-12"
5955	teal frosty plastic cavebugbear	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5956	olive dog trainer's plastic Norville Rogers	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2012-12"
5957	Tesla plastic Scott the Miner	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5958	arcane researcher's plastic angry space marine	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5959	gray plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Last Available: "2012-12"
5960	electrified plastic Father McGruber	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5961	smartaleck's plastic Hank North, Photojournalist	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Last Available: "2012-12"
5962	squat rosy-cheeked plastic blazing bat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2012-12"
5963	fortified electronic dulcimer pants of the detective	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Item Drop: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play Hog Fiddle", Familiar Effect: "8xPotato, cap 2", Last Available: "2012-12"
5964	A-Boo clue	0		
5965	flame-retardant Frown Exerciser of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5966	soul monocle	0		Single Equip
5967	soul doorbell	0		
5968	soul coin	0		
5969	soul knife	0		
5970	censurious soul mask	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip
5971	red record of infuriating silence	0		Skill: "Silent Slam", Last Available: "2012-10"
5972	record of infuriating silence (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Slam", Last Available: "2012-10"
5973	bouncing record of tranquil silence	0		Skill: "Silent Squirt", Last Available: "2012-10"
5974	upside-down record of tranquil silence (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Squirt", Last Available: "2012-10"
5975	huge record of menacing silence	0		Skill: "Silent Slice", Last Available: "2012-10"
5976	ghostly bouncing record of menacing silence (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Slice", Last Available: "2012-10"
5977	Sherlock's Oprah's silent beret of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Item Drop: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 3"
5978	tasty miniature slice of pizza	2	awesome	Last Available: "2013-02"
5979	huge coin	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5980	cartoon heart	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5981	red star	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5982	aged tankard of ale	4	awesome	Last Available: "2013-02"
5983	mirror vial of holy water	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5984	Temple Grandin's Oprah's savvy cloth cap	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Familiar Weight: +7, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-02"
5985	squat resourceful Herculean iron dagger of temperance	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum MP: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2013-02"
5986	rotten narrow hamburger	3	crappy	Last Available: "2013-02"
5987	teal dollar-sign bag	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5988	gray potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5989	jittery potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5990	hand-crafted cyan bottle of wine	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-02"
5991	round bomb	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5992	studded dangerous supercool iron helmet	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Weapon Damage: +10, Damage Absorption: +80, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-02"
5993	squat lightning-fast manspreader's Annie Oakley's steel sword	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Monster Level: +10, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2013-02"
5994	delicious half-sized whole roasted chicken	2	awesome	Last Available: "2013-02"
5995	massive gemstone	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5996	extra-strength potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5997	potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5998	tolerable shining goblet	4	good	Last Available: "2013-02"
5999	fireball	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6000	sizzling chaotic razor-sharp crown	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "3xGhoul, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-02"
6001	Usain Bolt's sword of Calamity Jane of the brazier	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2013-02"
6002	forbidden dance instructor's Fonzie's Helm of the Scream Emperor	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xFairy, cap 30", Last Available: "2013-02"
6003	bouncing Usain Bolt's stylish Cloak of Dire Shadows of the cougar	0		Moxie: 45, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2013-02"
6004	jittery energetic strapping Sword of Dark Omens of Calamity Jane	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2013-02"
6005	prompt careful Shield of Icy Fate of terror	0		Monster Level: -10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2013-02"
6006	foul-smelling Greaves of the Murk Lord of the bloodbag of Flo-Jo	0		Maximum HP: +100, Stench Damage: +10, Initiative: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 30", Last Available: "2013-02"
6007	huge knitted hale Gauntlets of the Blood Moon of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum HP: +20, Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-02"
6008	lime green foul-smelling rosy-cheeked Da Vinci's Boots of Twilight Whispers	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-02"
6009	grievous stylish Belt of Howling Anger of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Moxie: +25, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-02"
6010	jittery lightning-fast logging hatchet	0		Initiative: +40
6011	orc wrist of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15
6012	dangerous freshwater pearl necklace	0		Weapon Damage: +10
6013	experienced slick orcish stud-finder	0		Moxie: +10, Experience: +2
6014	sage screwing pooch	0		Mysticality Percent: +10
6015	enhanced orcish hand lotion	0		Effect: "Innately Strong", Effect Duration: 21
6016	polymerized orcish rubber	0		Effect: "Taurus Rising", Effect Duration: 67
6017	dry concentrated teal tumbling orcish nailing lube	0		Effect: "Haunted Stomach", Effect Duration: 39
6018	lousy backwoods screwdriver	4	decent	
6019	loadstone of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25
6020	upside-down Fonzie's Claybender glasses of the bloodbag	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum HP: +100, Single Equip
6021	blue lard-coated razor-sharp Duskwalker fangs	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
6022	spinning Space Tourist Phaser	0		
6023	Whoompa Fur Pants of vim and vigor of the boozehound	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Booze Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 27"
6024	wizardly Whatsian Ionic Pliers	0		Mysticality: +25
6025	pressed Polysniff Perfume	0		Effect: "Leo Rising", Effect Duration: 39
6026	Duskwalker syringe	0		
6027	green Space Tours Tripple	0		
6028	cyan Battlie Light Saver	0		
6029	gray T.U.R.D.S. Key	0		
6030	wholesome dress pants	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, cap 28"
6031	flame-retardant badge of authority	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip
6032	therapeutic motorcycle boots of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
6033	wobbly nippy veiny stolen necklace	0		Maximum HP: +10, Cold Damage: +10
6034	ghostly wobbly brainy troll britches of the sweet-tooth	0		Mysticality: +5, Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, cap 28"
6035	irradiated vial of The Glistening	0		Effect: "Leisurely Amblin'", Effect Duration: 45
6036	lousy twirling artisanal limoncello	3	decent	
6037	jittery ghostly blue ginger ale	0		
6038	adequate incredible pizza	4	good	
6039	jittery Van der Graaf extremely unsafe oil cap	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "cap 28"
6040	flame-wreathed oil lamp of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +10
6041	hardened oil slacks	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 30"
6042	skewed crafty oil pan	0		Maximum MP: +10
6043	boid	0		
6044	woim	0		
6045	Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	0		
6046	BittyCar SoulCar	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6047	green deadly Misty Cloak of Calamity Jane	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Critical Hit Percent: +15
6048	dog trainer's thinker's Misty Robe	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience (familiar): +1
6049	manspreader's forbidden deadly Misty Cape	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Monster Level: +10
6050	blinking olive woimbook	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6051	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6052	normal bite-sized enchanted Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	1	good	Effect: "Colorful Gratitude", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2012-12"
6053	acceptable Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	4	good	Last Available: "2012-12"
6054	Vulcanized Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	0		Effect: "Berry Defensive", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2012-12"
6055	purple psychoanalytic jar	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6056	huge The Sword in the Steak	0		Last Available: "2013-12", Wiki Name: "The Sword in the Steak (item)"
6057	executive chaotic Meatcleaver	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2013-12"
6058	fireproof Crimbo Elf bobble-head	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2012-12"
6059	avaricious Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer	0		Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2012-12"
6060	jittery Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
6061	green Crimbo tree flocker	0		Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
6062	crafty Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll	0		Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
6063	extremely unsafe Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2012-12"
6064	bouncing sharp tin strip	0		
6065	pulsating wad of spider silk	0		
6066	goblin collarbone	0		
6067	wobbly ribald Truthsayer of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6068	ghostly loose blade	0		
6069	goblin bone hilt	0		
6070	narrow bouncing sword blade	0		
6071	blinking Thinknerd's Grimoire of Geeky Gifts	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12", Skill: "Summon Geeky Gifts"
6072	confusing LED clock	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6073	warmed oxidized haggis-infused soap	0		Effect: "Wolf's Bane", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2012-12"
6074	energized magicberry tablets	0		Effect: "Ponderous Potency", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2012-12"
6075	chilled nitrogenated oxidized 37x37x37 puzzle cube	0		Effect: "Human-Goblin Hybrid", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2012-12"
6076	aged special lime green jittery McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	4	awesome	Effect: "Items Are Forever", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2012-12"
6077	moldy haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis	3	crappy	Last Available: "2012-12"
6078	home robotics kit	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6079	school calculator watch	0		Last Available: "2012-12", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.25
6080	chaotic haggis socks	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Haggis Kick", Last Available: "2012-12"
6081	airblaster gun	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Air Blast", Last Available: "2012-12"
6082	Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6083	actual reality goggles	0		Single Equip, Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12"
6084	wobbly twirling Mr. Haggis	0		Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2012-12"
6085	green magnetic sculpture kit	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6086	Oprah's Microplushie: Otakulone	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2012-12"
6087	twirling curative Microplushie: Hippylase	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2012-12"
6088	blinking fireproof Microplushie: Bropane	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2012-12"
6089	cyan steel-toed Microplushie: Sororitrate	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Last Available: "2012-12"
6090	banded Microplushie: Gothochondria	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Last Available: "2012-12"
6091	blurry Da Vinci's Microplushie: Raverdrine	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
6092	Da Vinci's Microplushie: Hobomosome	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
6093	green savvy Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
6094	sharpshooter's Microplushie: Dorkonide	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
6095	toasty Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	0		Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
6096	deadly Microplushie: Hipsterine	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
6097	blurry classy monkey	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6098	gourd potion	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6099	Thinknerd T-Shirt of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2012-12"
6100	pile of useless robot parts	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6101	homemade robot	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6102	homemade robot gear	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6103	Artist's Whisk of Misery	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6104	Artist's Butterknife of Regret	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6105	bouncing Artist's Spatula of Despair	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6106	squat Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6107	Artist's Cr&egrave;me Brul&eacute;e Torch of Fury	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6108	Jack Frost's Annie Oakley's Ginsu&trade;	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2013-12"
6109	wobbly bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6110	mirror bubble-wrap simulator (half broken)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6111	blurry bubble-wrap simulator (one button left)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6112	zaibatsu lobby card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6113	zaibatsu level 1 card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6114	zaibatsu level 2 card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6115	zaibatsu level 3 card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6116	CEO office card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6117	bouncing test site key	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6118	upside-down purple goggles	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6119	abacus	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6120	bonsai tree	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6121	practically non-alcoholic hand-crafted Chinese beer	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-12"
6122	blinking teal cat statue	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6123	rhinoceros horn	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6124	gray pulsating furry pink pillow	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6125	moist jittery bottle of limeade	0		Effect: "Chunky", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2013-12"
6126	gravedigger's novelty tattoo sleeves of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6127	wobbly pair of rhinoceros horns	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6128	bouncing furry brown pillow	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6129	teal squat inspector's makeshift yakuza mask	0		Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2013-12"
6130	huge piece	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6131	toy taijijian	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6132	maroon battery	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6133	blinking prompt manspreader's padded White Dragon Fang	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Monster Level: +10, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
6134	lard-coated butterfly knife	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6135	tube of herbal ointment	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6136	pencil kunai	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6137	huge mansplainer's weighted paperclip chain	0		Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2013-12"
6138	great capacitor	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6139	mirror resourceful rubber gloves	0		Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2013-12"
6140	Chinese curse words	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6141	triad summoning scroll	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6142	half-sized stale special roasted duck	2	decent	Effect: "Proprie Tea", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2013-12"
6143	yummy small dead meat bun	2	awesome	Last Available: "2013-12"
6144	Jeselnik's cat collar	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6145	deadly dance instructor's suspicious-looking fedora	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Weapon Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 15", Last Available: "2013-12"
6147	tumbling skewed Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6148	Deactivated MiniMechaElf	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6149	MiniMechaElf Laser Punch Missile Launcher	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6150	twirling Snow Suit	0		Familiar Weight: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2013-01"
6151	spinning mirror carrot nose	0		Last Available: "2013-01"
6152	jumbo stale carrot cake	5	decent	Last Available: "2013-01"
6153	bad maroon carrot claret	3	decent	Last Available: "2013-01"
6154	compressed ghostly skewed carrot juice	1	good	Last Available: "2013-01"
6155	pixel power cell	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6156	twirling flickering pixel	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6157	olive MacGyver's stylish Byte	0		Moxie: +25, Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2013-12"
6158	ghostly reassuring anger blaster	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Rage Flame", Last Available: "2013-12"
6159	nasty doubt cannon	0		Stench Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Doubt Shackles", Last Available: "2013-12"
6160	deadly fear condenser	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fear Vapor", Last Available: "2013-12"
6161	regret hose of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tear Wave", Last Available: "2013-12"
6162	upside-down blinking Young Man's Crew Sequester	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6163	Young Man's Cargo Load	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6164	red mirror toasty sharpshooter's commodore's hat	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2013-12"
6165	skewed chaotic naval trousers	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato", Last Available: "2013-12"
6166	pulsating wizardly deck cannon of the brute	0		Mysticality: +25, Muscle Percent: +30, Last Available: "2013-12"
6167	jittery shaking resourceful ornamental sextant	0		Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2013-12"
6168	narrow inspector's sinister Bloodbath	0		Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2013-12"
6169	drinkable weak blue Hundred Headed IPA	2	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
6170	super-sized flavorless chum	5	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
6171	pressed denatured electrified crude crudit&eacute;s	0		Effect: "Vinegavotte", Effect Duration: 17
6172	vacuum-sealed altered jittery candy crayons	0		Effect: "Physicali Tea", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2020-09"
6173	hardened pixel grappling hook of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Damage Reduction: 3
6174	GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6175	GameInformPowerDailyPro walkthru	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6176	tumbling cosmic egg	0		
6177	cosmic dough	0		
6178	cosmic vegetable	0		
6179	cosmic cheese	0		
6180	cosmic potted meat product	0		
6181	wobbly cosmic potato	0		
6182	cosmic cream	0		
6183	twirling cosmic fruit	0		
6184	censurious mansplainer's razor-sharp Jarlsberg's hat	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Monster Level: +15, Sleaze Resistance: +3
6185	stale big consummate hard-boiled egg	5	decent	
6186	spoiled consummate fried egg	4	crappy	
6187	bland huge consummate egg salad	4	decent	
6188	decent consummate bagel	3	good	
6189	delicious super-sized green consummate sliced bread	5	awesome	
6190	adequate consummate hot dog bun	4	good	
6191	big delicious olive tumbling consummate brownie	5	awesome	
6192	diet rotten consummate toast	1	crappy	
6193	weak hand-crafted passable stout	2	EPIC	
6194	adequate consummate soup	3	good	
6195	decent small shaking consummate corn chips	2	good	
6196	moldy consummate salad	3	crappy	
6197	miniature tasty enchanted consummate salsa	2	awesome	Effect: "Dreadful Smell", Effect Duration: 10
6198	spoiled half-sized consummate sauerkraut	2	crappy	
6199	rotten consummate cheese slice	3	crappy	
6200	stale squat consummate melted cheese	4	decent	
6201	fancy adequate narrow spinning consummate bacon	4	good	Effect: "Grape Expectations", Effect Duration: 15
6202	flavorless consummate meatloaf	4	decent	
6203	decent consummate steak	4	good	
6204	yummy miniature mirror consummate cuts	2	awesome	
6205	small flavorless consummate frankfurter	2	decent	
6206	half-sized rotten spinning consummate french fries	2	crappy	
6207	miniature adequate pulsating consummate baked potato	2	good	
6208	acceptable acceptable vodka	3	good	
6209	rotten consummate ice cream	4	crappy	
6210	tasty skewed consummate whipped cream	3	awesome	
6211	moldy squat consummate cream	4	crappy	
6212	stale enchanted purple wobbly consummate strawberries	3	decent	Effect: "Make Meat FA$T!", Effect Duration: 40
6213	bland consummate sorbet	3	decent	
6214	aged jittery adequate rum	3	awesome	
6215	smooth spirit-forward mediocre lager	5	awesome	
6216	toothsome immaculate grilled cheese	3	awesome	
6217	rotten immaculate ice cream sandwich	4	crappy	
6218	immense adequate enchanted immaculate hot dog	7	good	Effect: "Anytwo Five Elevenis?", Effect Duration: 25
6219	miniature delicious immaculate egg salad sandwich	2	awesome	
6220	decent huge ghostly perfect sandwich	3	good	
6221	snack-sized yummy perfect chef salad	2	awesome	
6222	adequate perfect breakfast	4	good	
6223	spoiled sublime deluxe hot dog	4	crappy	
6224	special adequate sublime stew	4	good	Effect: "Fit To Be Tide", Effect Duration: 50
6225	half-sized stale twirling sublime nachos	2	decent	
6226	decent bite-sized Ultimate Breakfast Sandwich	1	good	
6227	stale pulsating Loaded Baked Potato	4	decent	
6228	delicious Omega Sundae	3	awesome	
6229	perfectly mixed high-proof Das Sauerlager	9	EPIC	
6230	practically non-alcoholic special bad Bologna Lambic	1	decent	Effect: "Human-Demon Hybrid", Effect Duration: 25
6231	hand-crafted boozy Vodka Dog	5	EPIC	
6232	watered-down smooth Disappointed Russian	2	awesome	
6233	perfectly mixed Chunky Mary	3	EPIC	
6234	perfectly mixed enchanted Nachojito	4	EPIC	Effect: "Robocamo", Effect Duration: 20
6235	lousy blue Le Roi	3	decent	
6236	delicious Over Easy Rider	4	awesome	
6237	skewed cosmic six-pack	0		
6239	dry dry cube of ectoplasm	0		Effect: "Nuts about Candy", Effect Duration: 64
6240	liquefied upside-down Illuminati earpiece	0		Effect: "Smoky Third Eye", Effect Duration: 68
6241	energized moist censored can label	0		Effect: "Fustulent", Effect Duration: 42
6242	activated ectoplasm <i>au jus</i>	0		Effect: "Here's Mud in Your Eye", Effect Duration: 33
6243	anodized alkaline yellow wobbly the kindest cut	0		Effect: "Buzzard Breath", Effect Duration: 37
6244	ionized diffused electrified cat's paw	0		Effect: "Patched In", Effect Duration: 27
6245	extra-aerosolized lime green ASCII fu manchu	0		Effect: "Turkey-Friendly", Effect Duration: 13
6246	magnetized wobbly yellow demonic surgical gloves	0		Effect: "Frosty the Hitman", Effect Duration: 67
6247	non-Vulcanized mirror clip-on ninja tie	0		Effect: "Rage of the Reindeer", Effect Duration: 69
6248	double-colloidal narrow gamer slurry	0		Effect: "Cletus's Canticle of Celerity", Effect Duration: 15
6249	twirling upside-down dungeoneering kit	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6250	greedy Sherlock's greasy wholesome numberwang of wisdom of the brute	0		Mysticality: +15, Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +25, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip
6251	Vulcanized pressed chilled scroll of Protection from Bad Stuff	0		Effect: "Executive Greed", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2013-02"
6252	liquefied flattened ionized scroll of Puddingskin	0		Effect: "Mushroom Might", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2013-02"
6253	twirling Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb	0		Skill: "Walberg's Dim Bulb"
6254	skewed Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot	0		Skill: "Singer's Faithful Ocelot"
6255	upside-down Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise	0		Skill: "Drescher's Annoying Noise"
6256	dried gelatinous cube	0		
6257	pile of dungeon junk	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6258	pulsating dog trainer's wizardly Staff of the Healthy Breakfast of the pedagogue of Gandalf	0		Mysticality: +25, Experience: +3, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Experience (familiar): +1, Jiggle: "Recover Some HP"
6259	executive electrified Herculean Staff of the Staff of Life of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Experience (Muscle): +1, Meat Drop: +40, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Jiggle: "Full HP Recovery"
6260	mirror prompt hardy shellacked Staff of the Light Lunch	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum HP: +50, Adventures: +3, Jiggle: "Deal Some Cold Damage"
6261	family-friendly scandalous beefcake's Staff of the Standalone Cheese	0		Muscle: +25, Sleaze Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Jiggle: "Banish opponent for the rest of the day"
6262	Annie Oakley's experienced Staff of the Hearty Dinner of bravery	0		Experience: +2, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Spooky Resistance: +5, Jiggle: "Weaken Bad Guy"
6263	Jim Carey's Van der Graaf experienced Staff of the All-Steak	0		Experience: +2, Monster Level: +25, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Jiggle: "Massive Bonus to Item Drops"
6264	tumbling nippy Staff of Fruit Salad of Tarzan of incineration	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Cold Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Jiggle: "Deal Some Prismatic Damage"
6265	hardened Newton's Staff of the Cream of the Cream of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Damage Reduction: 3, Jiggle: "Attune to Monster's Essence"
6266	jar of protein powder	0		
6267	toothsome huge grain of protein powder	9	awesome	
6268	energized pec oil	0		Effect: "Swordholder", Effect Duration: 52
6269	maroon shaking personal trainer's gym membership card	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
6270	Vulcanized double-unsweetened skewed Squat-Thrust Magazine	0		Effect: "Dreadful Fear", Effect Duration: 34
6271	massive dumbbell	0		
6272	resourceful weightlifter's penguin keychain	0		Muscle: +15, Maximum MP: +50
6273	wet O'RLY manual	0		Effect: "Joyful Resolve", Effect Duration: 11
6274	artisanal open sauce	4	EPIC	
6275	jittery friendly baleful turkey leg	0		Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Weight: +3
6276	bad Ye Olde Meade	3	decent	
6277	oxidized denatured Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick	0		Effect: "protect.enq", Effect Duration: 20
6278	bouncing narrow Ye Olde Medieval Insult	0		
6279	coward's pewter claymore	0		Monster Level: -20
6280	clever artisanal rice peeler	0		Maximum MP: +20
6281	yummy heirloom grape tomato	4	awesome	
6282	teal blurry chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli	0		
6283	brown felt tophat of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6284	pulsating gear	0		
6285	yellow flame-retardant wool Mark I Steam-Hat	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Hot Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6286	therapeutic sinister Mark II Steam-Hat of courage	0		Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6287	stanky deadly sage Mark III Steam-Hat of the businessman	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Weapon Damage: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6288	miser's knitted Temple Grandin's hale Mark IV Steam-Hat of mayonnaise	0		Maximum HP: +20, Familiar Weight: +7, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6289	asbestos-lined sharpshooter's Herculean cool brainy Mark V Steam-Hat	0		Mysticality: +5, Moxie: +5, Experience (Muscle): +1, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Death Ray", Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6290	steam-powered model rocketship	0		
6291	squat executive punk rock jacket of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Meat Drop: +40
6292	huge lightning-fast foul-smelling safety pin	0		Stench Damage: +10, Initiative: +40
6293	bland bite-sized stolen sushi	1	decent	
6294	bouncing very overdue library book	0		
6295	drum 'n' bass 'n' drum 'n' bass record	0		
6296	ghostly cosmic bucket	0		Free Pull
6297	fragment of Jarlsberg's soul	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-06"
6298	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	0		
6299	model airship	0		
6300	Vulcanized Super Weight-Gain 9000	0		Effect: "Super-Charged", Effect Duration: 31
6301	activated skewed possibility potion	0		Effect: "Once Bitten Twice Fried", Effect Duration: 12
6302	narrow eleven-foot pole	0		
6303	skewed squat ring of Detect Boring Doors	0		
6304	Jack Frost's hardy quilted Socratic brawny Jarlsberg's pan (Cosmic portal mode)	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum HP: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Jarlsberg)]
6305	yellow healthy stiffened wizardly Jarlsberg's pan of the sweet-tooth of Flo-Jo	0		Mysticality: +25, Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Candy Drop: +100, Initiative: +100, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Jarlsberg)]
6306	Cosmic Calorie	0		Last Available: "2013-03"
6307	irradiated celestial olive oil	0		Effect: "X-Ray Vision", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2013-03"
6308	boiled modified tumbling celestial carrot juice	0		Effect: "Coming Up Roses", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2013-03"
6309	nitrogenated pulsating celestial au jus	0		Effect: "Joy", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2013-03"
6310	triple-galvanized colloidal tumbling celestial squid ink	0		Effect: "Eyes All Black", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2013-03"
6311	sharpshooter's Uncle Buck	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Softcore Only
6312	crate of fish meat	0		
6313	huge damp wallet	0		
6314	pipe	0		Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 10
6315	fuchsia hardy smartaleck's SCUBA tank	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +50, Adventure Underwater
6316	olive perfumed double-paned deep six-shooter	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Stench Resistance: +5
6317	sea chaps of Tarzan of the dark arts	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xBarrr"
6318	fuchsia rosewater-soaked sea holster of the dark arts of the scaredy-cat	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Monster Level: -15, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip
6319	frozen denatured gray shavin' razor	0		Effect: "Abyssal Sweat", Effect Duration: 22
6320	Da Vinci's long-forgotten necklace	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5
6321	shaking pearl	0		
6322	yellow sea lace	0		
6323	manspreader's beefy jam band of the bloodbag	0		Muscle: +10, Maximum HP: +100, Monster Level: +10
6324	quilted Herculean aquamariner's ring of the sewer	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Damage Absorption: +40, Stench Damage: +25, Single Equip
6325	rock-hard aquamariner's necklace of Leguizamo of horror	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Monster Level: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
6326	twirling fireproof manspreader's pearl diver's ring	0		Monster Level: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip
6327	blurry knitted sinister pearl diver's necklace	0		Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip
6328	skewed sushi doily	0		
6329	scimitar cozy	0		
6330	fish stick cozy	0		
6331	purple bazooka cozy	0		
6332	zippy sizzling studded cozy scimitar	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Hot Damage: +10, Initiative: +20, Breakable
6333	deadly Staff of the Cozy Fish of Flo-Jo	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Item Drop: +5, Initiative: +100, Breakable
6334	spinning arcane researcher's cozy bazooka of the cougar of the brazier	0		Moxie: +20, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Breakable
6335	wizardly sea mantle of courage	0		Mysticality: +25, Spooky Resistance: +3
6336	blurry Van der Graaf beefy sea shawl	0		Muscle: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Spell Damage Percent: +150
6337	ghostly blue banded sea cape of the bloodbag	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum HP: +100, Initiative: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +15
6338	yellow bouncing saltwaterbed	0		
6339	careful banded muddy pirate hat	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Monster Level: -10, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 31"
6340	gravedigger's weightlifter's floral-print skirt	0		Muscle: +15, Spooky Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 2xPotato, cap 15"
6341	inspector's rosewater-soaked spectral axe	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +15
6342	squat stanky super-strong air freshener of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +25
6343	oxidized cyan Mer-kin lipstick	0		Effect: "Mistified", Effect Duration: 26
6344	Mer-kin mouthsoap	0		
6345	super-quantum super-dry huge Mer-kin strongjuice	0		Effect: "Super-Charged", Effect Duration: 62
6346	Mer-kin fitbrine	0		
6347	enhanced energized pulsating blurry Mer-kin ragejuice	0		Effect: "Castaway Physique", Effect Duration: 12
6348	mansplainer's Mer-kin dragbelt	0		Monster Level: +15, Experience (Muscle): +20, Single Equip
6349	red tumbling blurry censurious Mer-kin eyeglasses	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Experience (Mysticality): +20, Single Equip
6350	cyan skewed greasy Mer-kin gutgirdle	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Experience (Moxie): +20, Single Equip
6351	Mer-kin finpaddle of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15
6352	shellacked Mer-kin stopwatch	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Initiative: +50
6353	Mer-kin dreadscroll	0		
6354	aerosolized diffused Mer-kin smartjuice	0		Effect: "Boon of the War Snapper", Effect Duration: 36
6355	unsweetened Mer-kin cooljuice	0		Effect: "Eyes of the Dragon", Effect Duration: 50
6356	mirror Mer-kin worktea	0		
6357	twirling Mer-kin knucklebone	0		
6358	Mer-kin darkbook	0		Skill: "Deep Dark Visions"
6359	shaking mirror shellacked Mer-kin begsign	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Meat Drop: +40
6360	Libram of Pulled Taffy	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-04", Skill: "Summon Taffy"
6361	aerosolized pulled taffy	0		Effect: "The Power of Negative Thinking", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2013-04"
6362	alkaline super-diffused green pulled indigo taffy	0		Effect: "Eldritch Concentration", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2013-04"
6363	pressed nitrogenated pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Rat-Faced", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2013-04"
6364	triple-Vulcanized super-colloidal nitrogenated skewed pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Meadulla Oblongota", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2013-04"
6365	nitrogenated pickled jittery mirror pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Hopped Up on Goofballs", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2013-04"
6366	flattened moist pressed shaking pulled violet taffy	0		Effect: "Sparkling Consciousness", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2013-04"
6367	altered flattened pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Ogred and Oublietted", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2013-04"
6368	Mer-kin hallpass	0		
6369	blurry lump of clay	0		
6370	twisted piece of wire	0		
6371	weak smooth can of the cheapest beer	2	awesome	
6372	triple-distilled perfectly mixed fuchsia bottle of fruity &quot;wine&quot;	9	EPIC	
6373	irresponsibly strong artisanal single swig of vodka	9	EPIC	
6374	huge angry inch	0		
6375	shaking chilly testy toolbox	0		Cold Damage: +5, Rollover Effect Duration: 11
6376	purple Jick-o-User	0		
6378	blue spinning eraser nubbin	0		
6379	bouncing chlorine crystal	0		
6380	energized ionized quantum ph balancer	0		Effect: "Yuletide Industry", Effect Duration: 18
6381	modified galvanized mirror maroon pulsating jittery mysterious chemical residue	0		Effect: "Capricorn Rising", Effect Duration: 15
6382	nugget of sodium	0		
6383	root beer	1	decent	
6384	tumbling jigsaw blade	0		
6385	wood screw	0		
6386	balsa plank	0		
6387	blob of wood glue	0		
6388	envyfish egg	0		Last Available: "2013-04"
6389	galvanized enhanced Vulcanized Mer-kin rocksalt	0		Effect: "Pemmican't", Effect Duration: 50
6390	anodized electrified upside-down Mer-kin saltmint	0		Effect: "OMG WTF", Effect Duration: 50
6391	ionized Mer-kin saltsquid	0		Effect: "Pronounced Potency", Effect Duration: 64
6392	jittery hardy scale-mail underwear of the sweet-tooth	0		Maximum HP: +50, Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley"
6393	cold-filtered comb jelly	0		Effect: "Strong Grip", Effect Duration: 63
6394	anemone sauce	0		
6395	inky squid sauce	0		
6396	Mer-kin weaksauce	0		
6397	peanut sauce	0		
6398	glass	0		
6399	activated nitrogenated oxidized Boss Drops	0		Effect: "Feroci Tea", Effect Duration: 47
6400	Mer-kin lunchbox	0		
6401	polarized nitrogenated pulsating bouncing tear	0		Effect: "Jacked In", Effect Duration: 59
6402	vacuum-sealed unsweetened jagged tooth	0		Effect: "Wistfully Nostalgic", Effect Duration: 52
6403	ionized extra-galvanized spinning upside-down grisly shell fragment	0		Effect: "Belch the Rainbow&trade;", Effect Duration: 61
6404	energized violent pastilles	0		Effect: "You Drank Fish Wine", Effect Duration: 36
6405	triple-denatured dry worst candy	0		Effect: "Sleazy Hands", Effect Duration: 51
6406	quadruple-pickled fudge-shaped hole in space-time	0		Effect: "Flame-Retardant Trousers", Effect Duration: 68
6407	Lo Pan's hardened padded Pocket Square of Loathing	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Damage Reduction: 3, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Single Equip, Cloathing
6408	corrupted stardust	0		
6409	Star Spawn	0		
6410	bow from beyond the stars	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6411	squat KoLHS Pep Squad Box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-09"
6412	shaking skull	0		No Pull
6413	purple Order of the Green Thumb Order Form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-04"
6414	clutch of dodecapede eggs	0		
6415	snack-sized flavorless flavorless gruel	2	decent	
6416	spoiled half-sized mana curds	2	crappy	
6417	twist of lime	0		
6418	pencil stub	0		
6419	nitrogenated huge moth dust	0		Effect: "Dwarven Hardiness", Effect Duration: 52
6420	irradiated glob of spoiled mayo	0		Effect: "Heavily Breathing", Effect Duration: 11
6421	tonic djinn	0		
6422	thick yummy vampire chowder	5	awesome	
6423	Tales of Dread	0		Free Pull
6424	mirror Dreadsylvanian skeleton key	0		
6425	Official Seal of Dreadsylvania	0		
6426	delicious snack-sized purple Dreadsylvanian stew	2	awesome	
6427	delicious Dreadsylvanian	3	awesome	
6428	Vulcanized Dreadsylvanian flask	0		Effect: "Filled with Magic", Effect Duration: 33
6429	energized dry Dreadsylvanian flask	0		Effect: "Greedy Resolve", Effect Duration: 69
6430	blurry chilly thinker's dreadful fedora	0		Mysticality: +10, Cold Damage: +5, Kruegerand Drop: 5, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xLep"
6431	curative dreadful sweater	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Kruegerand Drop: 5
6432	ruddy dreadful glove	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Kruegerand Drop: 5
6433	shaking Freddy Kruegerand	0		
6434	Mark of the Bugbear	0		
6435	Mark of the Werewolf	0		
6436	Mark of the Zombie	0		
6437	Mark of the Ghost	0		
6438	Mark of the Vampire	0		
6439	spinning Mark of the Skeleton	0		
6440	twirling asbestos-lined scorching personal trainer's Covers-Your-Head	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Hot Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +5, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xVolley"
6441	twirling grievous Drapes-You-Regally of wisdom of James Dean	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience (Moxie): +3, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Class: "Disco Bandit"
6442	Oprah's vibrating weightlifter's Warms-Your-Tush	0		Muscle: +15, Maximum MP Percent: 60, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato"
6443	coward's Helps-You-Sleep of incineration	0		Monster Level: -20, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Blind
6444	knitted wholesome Fonzie's Quiets-Your-Steps	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip
6445	MacGyver's Protects-Your-Junk of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Maximum MP: +100, Single Equip
6446	artisanal practically non-alcoholic wobbly Gets-You-Drunk	1	super ultra EPIC	
6447	gravedigger's nasty Great Wolf's headband of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Stench Damage: +5, Spooky Damage: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley"
6448	skewed Usain Bolt's electrified deadly Great Wolf's left paw	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Initiative: +80, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Class: "Seal Clubber", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Great Slash"
6449	shaking curative Sinatra's Great Wolf's right paw of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience (Moxie): +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Great Slash"
6450	narrow fuchsia quilted arcane researcher's Great Wolf's rocket launcher	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Damage Absorption: +40, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Rocket"
6451	tumbling Great Wolf's beastly trousers of wisdom of Gandalf of extreme caution	0		Mysticality: +15, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Monster Level: -25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1.5xWhelp"
6452	Great Wolf's lice	0		
6453	ionized Hunger&trade; Sauce	0		Effect: "Don't Rest Ye, Bold Adventurer", Effect Duration: 15
6454	cyan sizzling electrified zombie mariachi hat of temperance	0		Hot Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep"
6455	avaricious dog trainer's hale zombie accordion	0		Maximum HP: +20, Experience (familiar): +1, Meat Drop: +30, Class: "Accordion Thief", Single Equip, Song Duration: 20
6456	horrifying frosty zombie mariachi pants of terror	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy"
6457	banded savvy beefcake's HOA regulation book	0		Muscle: +25, Mysticality Percent: +20, Damage Absorption: +100
6458	gravedigger's crafty sinister HOA zombie eyes	0		Spell Damage: +10, Maximum MP: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip
6459	wobbly HOA citation pad	0		
6460	wriggling severed nose	0		
6461	nosy nose ringy ring	0		Familiar Weight: +15
6462	ribald razor-sharp beefcake's Mayor Ghost's toupee	0		Muscle: +25, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Sleaze Damage: +10, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
6463	asbestos-lined careful experienced Mayor Ghost's cloak	0		Experience: +2, Monster Level: -10, Hot Resistance: +5, Class: "Pastamancer"
6464	jittery perfumed therapeutic supercool Mayor Ghost's khakis	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Stench Resistance: +5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, HP regen"
6465	ghostly blinking prompt frightening stylish Mayor Ghost's gavel	0		Moxie: +25, Spooky Damage: +5, Adventures: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Hammer Ghost"
6466	teal stiffened boxer's Mayor Ghost's sash of bravery	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Damage Reduction: 1, Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip
6467	Mayor Ghost's scissors	0		
6468	normal ghost pepper	3	good	
6469	cyan prompt rosewater-soaked friendly Thunkula's drinking cap	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Stench Resistance: +3, Adventures: +3, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley"
6470	red wool Jeselnik's Drunkula's cape of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +1, Class: "Sauceror"
6471	Jeselnik's clever curative Drunkula's silky pants	0		Maximum MP: +20, Sleaze Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul"
6472	bouncing Drunkula's bell	0		
6473	olive arcane researcher's strapping Drunkula's ring of haze of the wise owl	0		Muscle: +5, Mysticality: +20, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Avoid Attack: 1, Single Equip
6474	lion tamer's Drunkula's wineglass	0		Experience (familiar): +2
6475	perfectly mixed irresponsibly strong pulsating bottle of Bloodweiser	8	EPIC	
6476	inspector's dog trainer's groovy Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Item Drop: +15, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy"
6477	Tesla clever smooth Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate	0		Moxie: +15, Maximum MP: +20, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
6478	flame-retardant dangerous Unkillable Skeleton's shinguards of Gandalf	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Hot Resistance: +1, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr"
6479	twirling executive frightening coward's Tesla Sinatra's experienced Unkillable Skeleton's sawsword	0		Experience: +2, Experience (Moxie): +5, Monster Level: -20, Spooky Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +40, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
6480	Unkillable Skeleton's shield of the cougar of the bloodbag	0		Moxie: +20, Maximum HP: +100, Thorns: 1
6481	upside-down careful Unkillable Skeleton's restless leg of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: 10
6482	wool flame-wreathed forbidden Staff of the Roaring Hearth	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +1
6483	Kool-Aid	1	crappy	
6484	dread tarragon	0		
6485	bone flour	0		
6486	dreadful roast	0		
6487	gray stinking agaricus	0		
6488	enchanted delicious blurry Dreadsylvanian shepherd's pie	3	awesome	Effect: "Impregnably Delicious", Effect Duration: 5
6489	cyan blinking jittery music box parts	0		
6490	unwound mechanical songbird	0		
6491	tailfeathers	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6492	wax banana	0		
6493	complicated lock impression	0		
6494	replica key	0		
6495	dangerous Dreadsylvania Auditor's badge	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Kruegerand Drop: 5, Single Equip
6496	blood kiwi	0		
6497	wobbly eau de mort	0		
6498	mediocre bloody kiwitini	3	decent	
6499	red upside-down moon-amber	0		
6500	polished moon-amber	0		
6501	ghostly Annie Oakley's MacGyver's razor-sharp moon-amber necklace	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Single Equip
6502	Dreadsylvanian seed pod	0		
6503	narrow ghost pencil	0		
6504	Temple Grandin's MacGyver's wizardly hangman's hood	0		Mysticality: +25, Maximum MP: +100, Familiar Weight: +7
6505	auspicious supercharged quilted ring finger ring	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip
6506	Dreadsylvanian clockwork key	0		
6507	ghostly cool iron ingot	0		
6508	toasty therapeutic cool iron helmet	0		Hot Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
6509	asbestos-lined Socratic cool iron breastplate	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Hot Resistance: +5
6510	teal energetic healthy cool iron greaves	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr"
6511	rosewater-soaked ghost shawl of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +3
6512	mirror cyan skull capacitor	0		
6513	squat greedy warm fur	0		Meat Drop: +20
6514	skewed skewed asbestos-lined snowstick	0		Hot Resistance: +5
6515	shaking eerie fetish of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Single Equip
6516	lousy stinkwater	3	decent	
6517	dubious loincloth	0		Damage Aura: 1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1.5xVolley"
6518	miniature flavorless pulsating accidental mutton	2	decent	
6519	supercharged drafty drawers of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: 70, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley"
6520	auspicious wolfskull mask of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Item Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
6521	blurry guts necklace of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
6522	ghostly groovy groping claw of the boozehound	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Booze Drop: +100
6523	vengeful spirit of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3
6524	horrifying BOOtonniere	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip
6525	polarized non-vacuum-sealed ghost thread	0		Effect: "Pumped Up", Effect Duration: 41
6526	blurry Tesla bag of unfinished business of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
6527	blue MacGyver's transparent pants of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Maximum MP: +100, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato"
6528	careful hothammer	0		Monster Level: -10
6529	bad watered-down Thriller Ice	2	decent	
6530	rosewater-soaked grandfather watch	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
6531	squat muddy skirt	0		Damage Aura: 1, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy"
6532	clever energetic spyglass	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +20
6533	spinning extremely unsafe vial of hot blood	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
6534	savvy remorseless knife	0		Mysticality Percent: +20
6535	wobbly family-friendly intimidating coiffure	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "hot afk, 1xPotato"
6536	hardy fortified cod cape	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum HP: +50
6537	jumbo normal blood sausage	5	good	
6538	electrified frying brainpan of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
6539	Sherlock's Da Vinci's ball and chain	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Item Drop: +25, Single Equip
6540	avaricious dry bone	0		Meat Drop: +30
6541	forbidden tailbone shield	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Thorns: 1
6542	tonguebone of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Single Equip
6543	wobbly flame-wreathed personal trainer's pogo stick	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
6545	Sherlock's stylish weedy skirt of bravery	0		Moxie: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
6546	veiny pants of the glutton	0		Maximum HP: +10, Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk"
6547	olive Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	0		
6548	cooling iron helmet	0		
6549	cooling iron breastplate	0		
6550	shaking cooling iron greaves	0		
6551	jittery teal hot cluster	0		
6552	cluster	0		
6553	cluster	0		
6554	stench cluster	0		
6555	sleaze cluster	0		
6556	frozen upside-down spinning phial of hotness	0		Effect: "Weepy, Creepy", Effect Duration: 36
6557	magnetized galvanized phial of coldness	0		Effect: "Coming Up Roses", Effect Duration: 61
6558	vacuum-sealed red phial of spookiness	0		Effect: "Feet of Watermelon", Effect Duration: 40
6559	improved moist green phial of stench	0		Effect: "Gonna Get You, Sucker", Effect Duration: 57
6560	double-moist unsweetened phial of sleaziness	0		Effect: "Turkey-Agitated", Effect Duration: 67
6561	adventurer clone egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-06"
6562	mini-Mr. Accessory	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6563	wobbly cool hand of Mr. Cards	0		Moxie: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw a Mr. Card"
6564	bland Dreadsylvanian hot pocket	3	decent	
6565	yummy Dreadsylvanian pocket	3	awesome	
6566	bland Dreadsylvanian pocket	3	decent	
6567	bland massive Dreadsylvanian stink pocket	8	decent	
6568	snack-sized bland Dreadsylvanian sleaze pocket	2	decent	
6569	lousy Dreadsylvanian hot toddy	4	decent	
6570	acceptable shaking Dreadsylvanian cold-fashioned	3	good	
6571	smooth watered-down Dreadsylvanian grimlet	2	awesome	
6572	lousy watered-down upside-down Dreadsylvanian dank and stormy	2	decent	
6573	mediocre Dreadsylvanian slithery nipple	4	decent	
6574	lime green hot clusterbomb	0		
6575	clusterbomb	0		
6576	blue clusterbomb	0		
6577	jittery stench clusterbomb	0		
6578	sleaze clusterbomb	0		
6579	gray Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	0		
6580	narrow length of fuse	0		
6581	dreadful box	0		
6582	Clan hot dog stand	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-07"
6583	vicious spiked collar	0		Familiar Damage: +20
6584	hot dog wrapper of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
6585	fuchsia wool sizzling debonair deboner	0		Hot Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +1
6586	dry double-pickled chicle de salchicha	0		Effect: "Impregnabili Tea", Effect Duration: 32
6587	grievous jar of frostigkraut	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Damage Aura: 1
6588	purple executive censurious gnawed-up dog bone	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +40
6589	rosewater-soaked Grey Guanon	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Damage Aura: 1
6590	Jack Frost's veiny hardened Engorged Sausages and You	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum HP: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +50
6591	perfectly mixed ghostly dream of a dog	3	EPIC	
6592	gray censurious manspreader's optimal spreadsheet of incineration	0		Monster Level: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +3
6593	defective Game Grid token	0		
6594	mirror hot Dreadsylvanian cocoa	0		
6595	vaporized green epic cluster	1	crappy	
6596	clockwork egg	0		
6597	clockwork birdhouse	0		
6598	shaking clockwork disc	0		
6599	clockwork hand	0		
6600	clockwork hand	0		
6601	bouncing clockwork numeral I	0		
6602	clockwork numeral II	0		
6603	maroon clockwork numeral III	0		
6604	clockwork numeral IV	0		
6605	clockwork numeral V	0		
6606	clockwork numeral VI	0		
6607	clockwork numeral VII	0		
6608	green clockwork numeral VIII	0		
6609	tumbling clockwork numeral IX	0		
6610	mirror clockwork numeral X	0		
6611	clockwork numeral XI	0		
6612	blue clockwork numeral XII	0		
6613	red clockwork cuckoo	0		
6614	cuckoo clock	0		
6615	lousy Cold One	3	???	
6616	bland big spaghetti breakfast	5	???	
6617	blurry over-the-shoulder Folder Holder	0		Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2013-08", Softcore Only: [1-path(KOLHS)]
6618	twirling folder (red)	0		Muscle: +20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6619	folder (blue)	0		Mysticality: +20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6620	folder (green)	0		Moxie: +20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6621	folder (magenta)	0		Muscle: +15, Mysticality: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6622	folder (cyan)	0		Mysticality: +15, Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6623	folder (yellow)	0		Muscle: +15, Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6624	squat folder (smiley face)	0		Experience (Muscle): +2, Last Available: "2013-08"
6625	narrow folder (wizard)	0		Experience (Mysticality): +2, Last Available: "2013-08"
6626	folder (space skeleton)	0		Experience (Moxie): +2, Last Available: "2013-08"
6627	folder (D-Team)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6628	folder (Ex-Files)	0		Combat Rate: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6629	wobbly ghostly folder (skull and crossbones)	0		Combat Rate: -5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6630	folder (Knight Writer)	0		Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2013-08"
6631	pulsating folder (Jackass Plumber)	0		Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2013-08"
6632	maroon folder (holographic fractal)	0		All Resistance: +4, Last Available: "2013-08"
6633	folder (barbarian)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6634	folder (rainbow unicorn)	0		Last Available: "2013-08", Thorns: 5
6635	folder (Seawolf)	0		Better Diver: +10, Last Available: "2013-08"
6636	jittery folder (dancing dolphins)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6637	spinning folder (catfish)	0		Familiar Weight: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6638	bouncing folder (tranquil landscape)	0		Damage Reduction: 15, HP / MP Regen Min: 10, HP / MP Regen Max: 20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6639	bouncing folder (owl)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6640	pulsating folder (Stinky Trash Kid)	0		Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2013-08"
6641	upside-down folder (sports car)	0		Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6642	folder (sportsballs)	0		PvP Fights: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6643	folder (heavy metal)	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6644	folder (Yedi)	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2013-08"
6645	folder (KOLHS)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6648	scandalous slide rule of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Sleaze Damage: +5
6649	magnetized activated magnetized upside-down Ogres and Oubliettes&trade; module	0		Effect: "Antsy in your Pantsy", Effect Duration: 36
6650	huge Mountain Stream Code Black Alert	0		
6651	blue twisted-up wet towel	0		
6652	tolerable stepmom's booze	4	good	
6653	surgical tape	0		
6654	bouncing censurious band T-shirt	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3
6655	mediocre triple-distilled lime green fountain 'soda'	8	decent	
6656	huge illegal firecracker	0		
6657	maroon vibrating deadly pickelhaube	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 18"
6658	liquefied oxidized bouncing shaking hair oil	0		Effect: "Fifty Ways to Bereave Your Lover", Effect Duration: 52
6659	modified adjusted gray scrap	0		Effect: "Super-Mega-Ultra-Hyper-Charged", Effect Duration: 54
6660	school spirit socket set	0		
6661	suspension bridge	0		
6662	cyan Usain Bolt's horrifying nasty stylish Staff of the Lunch Lady	0		Moxie: +25, Stench Damage: +5, Spooky Damage: +25, Initiative: +80
6663	universal key	0		
6664	world's most dangerous birdhouse	0		
6665	blinking thinker's deathchucks of chilblains	0		Mysticality: +10, Cold Damage: +25
6666	blinking shaking eraser	0		
6667	quasireligious sculpture	0		
6668	blurry Faraday cage	0		
6669	modeling claymore	0		
6670	wobbly clay homunculus	0		
6671	double-polarized sodium pentasomething	0		Effect: "White Knuckles", Effect Duration: 34
6672	twirling grains of salt	0		
6673	mirror yellowcake bomb	0		
6674	shaking stinkbomb	0		
6675	improved mirror superwater	0		Effect: "New and Improved", Effect Duration: 37
6676	blurry Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	0		
6677	crude monster sculpture	0		
6678	brawny Yearbook Club Camera	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blinding Flash"
6679	machete of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20
6680	mediocre Cursed Punch	3	decent	
6681	perfectly mixed irresponsibly strong Bowl of Scorpions	6	EPIC	
6682	bad special weak Fog Murderer	2	decent	Effect: "Very Clean Teeth", Effect Duration: 45
6683	book of matches	0		
6684	therapeutic surgical mask	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Surgeonosity: +1
6685	frightening head mirror	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Surgeonosity: +1
6686	hardened half-size scalpel	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Surgeonosity: +1
6687	shaking smartaleck's surgical apron	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Surgeonosity: +1
6688	gray Temple Grandin's bloodied surgical dungarees	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Surgeonosity: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 38"
6689	McClusky file (page 1)	0		
6690	McClusky file (page 2)	0		
6691	lime green McClusky file (page 3)	0		
6692	blurry McClusky file (page 4)	0		
6693	McClusky file (page 5)	0		
6694	boring binder clip	0		
6695	olive McClusky file (complete)	0		
6696	mirror bowling ball	0		
6697	moss-covered stone sphere	0		
6698	skewed dripping stone sphere	0		
6699	huge upside-down crackling stone sphere	0		
6700	scorched stone sphere	0		
6701	stone triangle	0		
6702	blue bowler	0		Damage Aura: 1
6703	imitation White Russian	1	good	
6704	wobbly groovy short-handled mop of the cheetah	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Initiative: +60
6705	thick moldy jungle floor wax	5	crappy	
6706	smirking shrunken head	0		Damage Aura: 1
6707	activated warmed colorful toad	0		Effect: "Goldentongue", Effect Duration: 34
6708	upside-down crude voodoo doll	0		
6709	attorney's badge	0		Single Equip
6710	blue Usain Bolt's pygmy briefs of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 41"
6711	short writ of habeas corpus	0		
6712	ghostly bone abacus	0		
6713	adder	0		
6714	short calculator	0		
6715	inspector's Oprah's sphygmomanometer	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Item Drop: +15
6716	double-cold-filtered ionized twirling bag of pygmy blood	0		Effect: "Painted-On Bikini", Effect Duration: 37
6717	tongue depressor	0		
6718	lion tamer's compression stocking of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Experience (familiar): +2
6719	wool midriff scrubs of Flo-Jo	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Initiative: +100
6720	wet quadruple-ionized wet pill cup	0		Effect: "Work For Hours a Week", Effect Duration: 50
6721	asbestos-lined energetic dangerous water bottle	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Hot Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 40"
6722	vacuum-sealed wobbly pygmy phone number	0		Effect: "Top Dog", Effect Duration: 62
6723	Boozehounds Anonymous token	0		
6724	low-calorie toothsome exotic jungle fruit	1	awesome	
6725	blinking Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip	0		
6726	dude ranch souvenir crate	0		
6727	tropical island souvenir crate	0		
6728	bouncing ski resort souvenir crate	0		
6729	red narrow UV-resistant compass	0		
6730	funky junk key	0		
6731	Worse Homes and Gardens	0		
6732	claw-foot bathtub	0		
6733	clothesline pole	0		
6734	cigar sign	0		
6735	junk junk	0		
6736	blue Junk-Bond	0		
6737	tangle of copper wire	0		
6738	jagged scrap	0		
6739	galvanized colloidal upside-down bent scrap	0		Effect: "The Wisdom... of the Future", Effect Duration: 30
6740	molten scrap	0		
6741	eternal car battery	0		
6742	yellow grievous junk band	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50
6743	junk trunks of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "cap 15"
6744	ghostly resourceful junk-mail shirt	0		Maximum MP: +50
6745	moldy junk food	3	crappy	
6746	perfectly mixed watered-down junk yard	2	EPIC	
6747	narrow dog trainer's swordzall of the blizzard	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Cold Spell Damage: +25
6748	narrow supercool arm buzzer	0		Moxie Percent: +20
6749	Sinatra's savvy boilgun	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience (Moxie): +5
6750	Gordon Beer's Beer Garden Catalog	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6751	packet of beer seeds	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6752	handful of barley	0		
6753	ghostly twirling bouncing cluster of hops	0		
6754	beer bottle	0		
6755	wobbly beer label	0		
6756	artisanal homebrew sampler	0		
6757	artisanal blue upside-down can of Br&uuml;talbr&auml;u	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-09"
6758	perfectly mixed practically non-alcoholic can of Drooling Monk	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-09"
6759	spirit-forward acceptable can of Impetuous Scofflaw	5	good	Last Available: "2013-09"
6760	acceptable bottle of Old Pugilist	3	good	Last Available: "2013-09"
6761	smooth bottle of Professor Beer	4	awesome	Last Available: "2013-09"
6762	acceptable practically non-alcoholic bottle of Rapier Witbier	1	good	Last Available: "2013-09"
6763	irresponsibly strong hand-crafted bottle of Race Car Red	7	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-09"
6764	acceptable squat bottle of Greedy Dog	3	good	Last Available: "2013-09"
6765	spirit-forward drinkable bottle of Lambada Lambic	5	good	Last Available: "2013-09"
6766	mirror tin beer can	0		
6767	artisanal homebrew gift package	0		
6768	liquid bread	1	good	Last Available: "2013-09"
6769	executive sizzling ruddy tin tam	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Hot Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "MP regen, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-09"
6770	alkaline alkaline maroon tin cup	0		Effect: "Mitre Cut", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2013-09"
6771	upside-down executive rosy-cheeked Newton's tin foil	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2013-09"
6772	squat flame-wreathed sharpshooter's MacGyver's tin drum	0		Maximum MP: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-09"
6773	tin roof (rusted)	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6774	tin snips	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6775	tin lizzie	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6776	altered alkaline vacuum-sealed narrow foetid seal tear	0		Effect: "Extra-Wet", Effect Duration: 13
6777	ionized polarized olive seal sweat	0		Effect: "The Halls of Muscularity", Effect Duration: 31
6778	frozen diffused spinning boiling seal blood	0		Effect: "Bloody-minded", Effect Duration: 13
6779	ghostly crystalline seal eye	0		Single Equip
6780	frosty educational studded sealhide shield	0		Experience: +1, Cold Spell Damage: +10
6781	wobbly grievous savvy scabrous seal epaulets	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip
6782	blurry abyssal battle plans	0		
6783	miser's greasy seal medal of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +10
6784	deanimated reanimator's coffin	0		Free Pull
6785	flask of embalming fluid	0		
6788	spinning blank diary	0		
6789	twirling boot knife	0		
6790	broken beer bottle	0		
6791	sharpened spoon	0		
6792	candy knife	0		
6793	soap knife	0		
6795	pressed disco horoscope (Aquarius)	0		Effect: "Ruby-ous", Effect Duration: 63
6796	diffused disco horoscope (Pisces)	0		Effect: "Psalm of Pointiness", Effect Duration: 16
6797	concentrated pickled disco horoscope (Aries)	0		Effect: "Favored by Lyle", Effect Duration: 45
6798	anodized deionized disco horoscope (Taurus)	0		Effect: "Wit Tea", Effect Duration: 51
6799	altered mirror disco horoscope (Gemini)	0		Effect: "Notably Lovely", Effect Duration: 53
6800	quantum bouncing disco horoscope (Cancer)	0		Effect: "Ninja, Please", Effect Duration: 15
6801	vacuum-sealed disco horoscope (Leo)	0		Effect: "Hobonic", Effect Duration: 12
6802	deionized disco horoscope (Virgo)	0		Effect: "Stone-Faced", Effect Duration: 25
6803	denatured dry huge disco horoscope (Libra)	0		Effect: "Gummibrain", Effect Duration: 21
6804	ionized disco horoscope (Scorpio)	0		Effect: "Sweet and Green", Effect Duration: 11
6805	enhanced dry triple-galvanized wobbly squat disco horoscope (Sagittarius)	0		Effect: "Can Has Cyborger", Effect Duration: 44
6806	colloidal triple-magnetized ionized ghostly disco horoscope (Capricorn)	0		Effect: "Fury of the Bells", Effect Duration: 27
6807	therapeutic arcane researcher's The Sagittarian's leisure pants	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 18"
6808	olive toy accordion	0		Song Duration: 5
6809	purple accordion	0		Song Duration: 10
6810	tumbling scorching beer-battered accordion	0		Hot Damage: +25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 6
6811	baritone accordion of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 7
6812	tumbling mama's squeezebox of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 8
6813	supercool guancertina	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 9
6814	tumbling squat Tesla accordion file	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10
6815	shaking Sinatra's accord ion	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10
6816	bone bandoneon of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 11
6817	auspicious pentatonic accordion	0		Item Drop: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 12
6818	tumbling non-Euclidean non-accordion of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15
6819	pulsating upside-down educational Accordion of Jordion of incineration	0		Experience: +1, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 14
6820	clever autocalliope	0		Maximum MP: +20, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15
6821	skewed resourceful accordionoid rocca	0		Maximum MP: +50, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 18
6822	pulsating greedy pygmy concertinette	0		Meat Drop: +20, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 17
6823	wobbly Tesla supercharged ghost accordion	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 16
6824	ribald peace accordion	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 19
6825	cyan stanky toasty alarm accordion	0		Hot Damage: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 20
6826	gray ghostly friendly Tesla personal trainer's All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Familiar Weight: +3, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 13"
6827	KoL Con X Treasure Map of Calamity Jane of the sewer	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Stench Damage: +25
6828	distilled mediocre tumbling mirror discocktail	5	decent	
6829	narrow educational KoL Con X Bingo Card	0		Experience: +1
6830	studded Temporal Tempera Tube	0		Damage Absorption: +80
6831	non-denatured Tallowcreme Halloween Pumpkin	0		Effect: "Rave Concentration", Effect Duration: 56
6832	wobbly Way More Tears&trade; pepper spray	0		
6833	oxidized Milk Studs	0		Effect: "Pockets of Fire", Effect Duration: 25
6834	enhanced box of Dweebs	0		Effect: "5 Pounds Lighter", Effect Duration: 15
6835	corrupted squat bag of W&Ws	0		Effect: "Vital", Effect Duration: 69
6836	galvanized anodized tumbling PEEZ dispenser	0		Effect: "Celestial Body", Effect Duration: 18
6837	boiled Swizzler	0		Effect: "Chalked Weapon", Effect Duration: 37
6838	boiled corrupted ionized Bugbearclaw Donut	0		Effect: "Brocolate Brostidigitation", Effect Duration: 31
6839	polarized twirling jam	0		Effect: "Patent Alacrity", Effect Duration: 28
6840	improved liquefied oxidized pulsating Whenchamacallit bar	0		Effect: "No Vertigo", Effect Duration: 64
6841	triple-frozen frozen 8-bit banana	0		Effect: "Dirty Pear", Effect Duration: 33
6842	cold-filtered irradiated vial of blood simple syrup	0		Effect: "Strong Spirit", Effect Duration: 17
6843	triple-adjusted chilled bone bons	0		Effect: "Moon-Eyed", Effect Duration: 50
6844	polymerized ironic mint	0		Effect: "Warm Belly", Effect Duration: 20
6845	unused walkie-talkie	0		Free Pull
6846	walkie-talkie	0		Free Pull
6847	pulsating killing jar	0		
6848	up-at-dawn security flashlight	0		Adventures: +5
6849	vacuum-sealed pulsating Effermint&trade; tablets	0		Effect: "Stench Jellied", Effect Duration: 24
6850	sizzling hale Sinatra's sturdy cane	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum HP: +20, Hot Damage: +10
6851	huge bowl of candy	0		
6852	Ultra Mega Sour Ball	0		
6853	cyan blinking carton of rotten eggs	0		
6854	desert sightseeing pamphlet	0		
6855	a suspicious address	0		
6856	censurious Bal-musette accordion	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6857	blue Cajun accordion of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6858	pulsating quirky accordion of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6859	fuchsia nasty educational Skipper's accordion	0		Experience: +1, Stench Damage: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6860	squat squat green executive Jack Frost's Jim Carey's personal trainer's Pantsgiving	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Monster Level: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +40, Softcore Only, Bonus Resting HP: [5*F], Bonus Resting MP: [5*F], Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Talk About Politics", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Pocket Crumbs", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Air Dirty Laundry", Drops Items, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-11", Variable
6861	enchanted adequate super-sized blurry can of sardines	5	good	Effect: "Weird Vibrations", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2013-11"
6862	bland fancy high-calorie sugar substitute	4	decent	Effect: "Okee-Dokee, Smokee", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2013-11"
6863	rotten pat of butter	4	crappy	Last Available: "2013-11"
6864	miniature decent dinner roll	2	good	Last Available: "2013-11"
6865	stale fuchsia mashed potatoes	4	decent	Last Available: "2013-11"
6866	decent special spinning whole turkey leg	3	good	Effect: "Neuroplastici Tea", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2013-11"
6867	spoiled deviled egg	4	crappy	Last Available: "2013-11"
6868	wet shaking blurry finger exerciser	0		Effect: "Fireproof Lips", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2013-11"
6869	improved irradiated pulsating dented spoon	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Stinking Alphredo&trade;", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2013-11"
6870	energized ghostly twirling upside-down love note	0		Effect: "Bread Burps", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2013-11"
6871	jittery school beer pull tab	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6872	pickled liquefied wobbly yellow nail file	0		Effect: "Stuck That Way", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2013-11"
6873	nitrogenated candy wrapper	0		Effect: "Stevedave's Shanty of Superiority", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2013-11"
6874	blurry gym membership card	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6875	pressed unsweetened double-alkaline spinning post-holiday sale coupon	0		Effect: "Hood Ridin'", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2013-11"
6876	dry cleaning receipt	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6877	narrow pocket lint (blue)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6878	pocket lint (green)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6879	pocket lint (white)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6880	pocket lint (orange)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6881	smelly arcane researcher's Herculean bowl of petunias of the overflowing toilet	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Stench Spell Damage: 60, Last Available: "2013-11"
6882	red padded power sock of Gandalf of the scaredy-cat of the businessman	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Monster Level: -15, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-11"
6883	lime green squat censurious hale smartaleck's wool sock of Leguizamo	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +20, Monster Level: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-11"
6884	grievous dance instructor's beefcake's moustache sock of the cougar	0		Muscle: +25, Moxie: +20, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-11"
6885	flattened enhanced mirror squat spirit gum	0		Effect: "Pyramid Power", Effect Duration: 16
6886	spirit pillow	0		
6887	spirit sheet	0		
6888	huge spirit mattress	0		
6889	spirit blanket	0		
6890	mirror spirit bed	0		
6891	blurry Jeselnik's energetic spirit bell of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +25, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
6892	colloidal spoonful of Linguine-Os	0		Effect: "Gummiskin", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2013-11"
6893	chilled deionized freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini	0		Effect: "The Sweats", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2013-11"
6894	altered galvanized blob of Alphredo&trade;	0		Effect: "Clean-Shaven", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2013-11"
6895	cold-filtered pressed bouncing pulsating handful of crafty noodles	0		Effect: "The Halls of Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2013-11"
6896	concentrated ghostly tangled mass of pasta	0		Effect: "Red Door Syndrome", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2013-11"
6897	quadruple-activated squat maroon Can of Spaghetto	0		Effect: "Penguinny Flavor", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2013-11"
6898	Chef Boy, R&D's business card	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6899	Thwaitgold ant statuette	0		
6900	tumbling experimental carbon fiber pasta additive	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Last Available: "2013-11"
6901	red hazardous sauce dosimeter	0		Class: "Sauceror", Last Available: "2013-11"
6902	groovy smooth flask flops	0		Moxie: +15, Moxie Percent: +10, Single Equip
6903	cold-filtered spinning nuts	0		Effect: "In the Limelight", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2013-12"
6904	energized bolts	0		Effect: "Shrimpin' Ain't Easy", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2013-12"
6905	stale gingerbread robot	3	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
6906	stale blurry bouncing petit 4.1	4	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
6907	spoiled fancy nut-shaped Crimbo cookie	4	crappy	Effect: "Memory of Resilience", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2023-06"
6908	brainy plastic GORM-8	0		Mysticality: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6909	fortified plastic warbear	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Last Available: "2013-12"
6910	horrifying plastic Toybot	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6911	skewed executive plastic warbear fortress	0		Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2013-12"
6912	Jim Carey's plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6913	warbear whosit	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6914	red bouncing warbear hoverbelt piecepart	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6915	horrifying supercool warbear hoverbelt of the empath	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +5, Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6916	warbear battery	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6917	warbear badge	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6918	polarized aerosolized blinking mirror warbear wardance potion	0		Effect: "The Rich Get Richer", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2013-12"
6919	nitrogenated wobbly warbear bearserker potion	0		Effect: "Weather, Man", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2013-12"
6920	aerosolized warbear liquid overcoat	0		Effect: "Liquidy Smoky", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2013-12"
6921	decent gray blinking warbear feasting bread	4	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
6922	massive adequate warbear warrior bread	7	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
6923	adequate half-sized mirror warbear thermoregulator bread	2	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
6924	perfectly mixed watered-down warbear feasting mead	2	super EPIC	Last Available: "2013-12"
6925	enchanted irresponsibly strong artisanal warbear bearserker mead	9	EPIC	Effect: "Protection from Bad Stuff", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6926	hand-crafted warbear blizzard mead	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-12"
6927	ghostly warbear helm fragment	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6928	Usain Bolt's chaotic warbear plain fedora of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6929	squat zippy warbear feathered fedora	0		Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6930	Jeselnik's hardy experienced warbear fedora	0		Experience: +2, Maximum HP: +50, Sleaze Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep", Last Available: "2013-12"
6931	cyan double-paned beefy warbear plain helm of courage	0		Muscle: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Spooky Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6932	veiny warbear spiked helm	0		Maximum HP: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6933	skewed executive censurious extremely unsafe warbear electro-spiked helm	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy", Last Available: "2013-12"
6934	blurry gravedigger's manspreader's wizardly warbear plain ushanka	0		Mysticality: +25, Monster Level: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6935	MacGyver's warbear lined ushanka	0		Maximum MP: +100, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6936	rosewater-soaked sizzling warbear heated ushanka of the glutton	0		Hot Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xatk, 1xLep", Last Available: "2013-12"
6937	warbear trouser fragment	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6938	scandalous stiffened warbear party pants of the empath	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Familiar Weight: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6939	arcane researcher's warbear ceremonial party pants	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6940	blinking Usain Bolt's energetic warbear high festival pants of the overflowing toilet	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul", Last Available: "2013-12"
6941	perfumed horrifying Samson's warbear battle greaves	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Spooky Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
6942	jittery shaking padded warbear officer greaves	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6943	inspector's foul-smelling smartaleck's warbear bearserker greaves	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +10, Item Drop: +15, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr", Last Available: "2013-12"
6944	wobbly scandalous frosty warbear johns of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6945	mansplainer's warbear fleece-lined johns	0		Monster Level: +15, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6946	chaotic arcane researcher's warbear johns of Flo-Jo	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Initiative: +100, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2013-12"
6947	bouncing warbear accoutrements chunk	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6948	wobbly toasty warbear goggles of the scaredy-cat of terror	0		Monster Level: -15, Hot Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6949	warbear snowblindness goggles of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6950	greasy chilly Annie Oakley's warbear polarized goggles	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6951	Da Vinci's beefcake's warbear laser bowtie of extreme caution	0		Muscle: +25, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Monster Level: -25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6952	wobbly fuchsia Rosewater's warbear plasma bowtie	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6953	lion tamer's resourceful warbear nuclear bowtie	0		Maximum MP: +50, Experience (familiar): +2, Item Drop: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6954	manspreader's boxer's warbear warscarf of the overflowing toilet	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Monster Level: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6955	therapeutic warbear fleece-lined warscarf	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6956	wobbly inspector's Jim Carey's warbear warscarf of the brazier	0		Monster Level: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6957	spinning warbear requisition box	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6958	warbear exo-arm	0		Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6959	lime green sinister warbear foil hat	0		Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
6960	fuchsia bouncing warbear energy bracers	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6961	censurious banded warbear oil pan	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Class: "Sauceror", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spray Hot Grease", Last Available: "2013-12"
6962	narrow warbear laser beacon	0		Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6963	warbear exhaust manifold of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6964	warbear jackhammer drill press	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6965	warbear auto-anvil	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6966	mirror warbear induction oven	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6967	warbear chemistry lab	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6968	warbear officer requisition box	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6969	mirror bouncing warbear empathy chip	0		Skill: "Psychokinetic Hug", Last Available: "2013-12"
6970	upside-down warbear drone assembler	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6971	warbear breakfast machine assembler	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6972	blind-packed die-cast toy	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6973	jittery skewed olive scorching die-cast Bashful the Reindeer	0		Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6974	huge hardened die-cast Doc the Reindeer	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2013-12"
6975	rosewater-soaked die-cast Dopey the Reindeer	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
6976	cyan family-friendly die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2013-12"
6977	lightning-fast die-cast Happy the Reindeer	0		Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2013-12"
6978	aromatic die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2013-12"
6979	die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
6980	skewed shaking Usain Bolt's die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer	0		Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2013-12"
6981	weightlifter's die-cast factory worker elf	0		Muscle: +15, Last Available: "2013-12"
6982	healthy die-cast gift-wrapping elf	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6983	twirling slick die-cast middle-management elf	0		Moxie: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6984	squat therapeutic die-cast pencil-pusher elf	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2013-12"
6985	strapping die-cast stocking-stuffer elf	0		Muscle: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6986	wobbly die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6987	ghostly pulsating sage die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6988	auspicious coward's die-cast death ray in a pear tree	0		Monster Level: -20, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6989	Jeselnik's die-cast turtle mech	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6990	foul-smelling die-cast Swiss hen	0		Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6991	teal thinker's die-cast killing bird	0		Mysticality: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6992	Usain Bolt's die-cast ring	0		Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2013-12"
6993	wobbly veiny die-cast goose a-laying	0		Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6994	die-cast swarm a-swarming of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2013-12"
6995	beefcake's die-cast blade a-spinning	0		Muscle: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6996	greasy die-cast arc-welding Elfborg	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6997	blurry blurry boxer's die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6998	ruddy die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg of horror	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6999	Sherlock's die-cast Father Crimborg of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
7000	aromatic fortified die-cast Don Crimbo	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2013-12"
7001	frightening coward's die-cast Uncle Hobo	0		Monster Level: -20, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
7002	up-at-dawn Jim Carey's die-cast Father Crimbo	0		Monster Level: +25, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
7003	The Smith's Tome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12", Skill: "Summon Smithsness"
7004	cold-filtered frozen Flaskfull of Hollow	0		Effect: "Phoenix, Right?", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2013-12"
7005	lump of Brituminous coal	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7006	denatured blurry jittery handful of Smithereens	1	awesome	Last Available: "2013-12"
7007	yummy immense Every Day is Like This Sundae	9	awesome	Last Available: "2013-12"
7008	enchanted spoiled Miserable Pie	3	crappy	Effect: "Powdered", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2013-12"
7009	massive rotten This Charming Flan	7	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
7010	artisanal Irish Coffee, English Heart	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-12"
7011	lousy blurry Strikes Again Bigmouth	3	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
7012	practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed Paint A Vulgar Pitcher	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2013-12"
7013	Golden Light	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7014	ghostly Louder Than Bomb	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7015	maroon Handsome Devil	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7016	bouncing asbestos-lined energetic weightlifter's Work is a Four Letter Sword of dire peril	0		Muscle: +15, Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
7017	nasty Da Vinci's Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals of the wise owl of courage	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Stench Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
7018	Sherlock's scorching electrified razor-sharp Sheila Take a Crossbow	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Hot Damage: +25, Item Drop: +25, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2013-12"
7019	stanky foul-smelling vibrating hardened A Light that Never Goes Out	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
7020	huge vibrating educational Half a Purse of the dark arts of the empath	0		Experience: +1, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
7021	jittery flame-retardant chaotic baleful Hairpiece On Fire of the boozehound	0		Spell Damage: +25, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Booze Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7022	upside-down lightning-fast avaricious groovy Vicar's Tutu	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Item Drop: +5, Meat Drop: +30, Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "1.2xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7023	ghostly prompt ribald friendly Hand in Glove	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Sleaze Damage: +10, Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2013-12"
7024	grievous Meat Tenderizer is Murder of the bloodbag of doom	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP: +100, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Seal Clubber", Last Available: "2013-12"
7025	tumbling teal pulsating banded cool Ouija Board, Ouija Board of the businessman	0		Moxie: +5, Damage Absorption: +100, Meat Drop: +50, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Last Available: "2013-12"
7026	wizardly Hand that Rocks the Ladle of the overflowing toilet of Flo-Jo	0		Mysticality: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +100, Class: "Pastamancer", Last Available: "2013-12"
7027	fireproof wool Saucepanic of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Cold Resistance: +1, Hot Resistance: +3, Class: "Sauceror", Last Available: "2013-12"
7028	huge huge wool crafty Frankly Mr. Shank of Calamity Jane	0		Maximum MP: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Cold Resistance: +1, Class: "Disco Bandit", Last Available: "2013-12"
7029	Van der Graaf Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion of bravery of the early riser	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Adventures: +7, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15, Last Available: "2013-12"
7030	twirling cyan arcane researcher's third-hand lantern	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
7031	shaking loose purse strings	0		
7032	bite-sized adequate pickled egg	1	good	
7033	skewed cup of lukewarm tea	1	good	
7034	warbear soda machine assembler	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7035	mirror warbear box	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7036	jittery warbear high-efficiency still	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7037	warbear LP-ROM burner	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7038	spinning warbear gyrocopter	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7039	colloidal chilled nitrogenated pulsating warbear robo-camouflage unit	0		Effect: "Boo Tea", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2013-12"
7040	wobbly warbear beeping telegram	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7041	red warbear procedural hilarity drone	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12"
7042	narrow narrow gray wobbly warbear metalworking primer	0		Skill: "Shrap", Last Available: "2013-12"
7043	skewed warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7044	oxidized warmed upside-down glass slipper	0		Effect: "Ready to Snap", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2014-12"
7045	denatured mirror wobbly antimatter wad	1	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
7046	improved unsweetened warbear superpotion	0		Effect: "Marbles in Your Mouth", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2013-12"
7047	vacuum-sealed blurry warbear liquid lasers	0		Effect: "Springy Fusilli", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2013-12"
7048	moist huge skewed warbear rejuvenation potion	0		Effect: "Educated (Kinda)", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2013-12"
7049	broken warbear gyrocopter	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7050	tasty warbear gyro	4	awesome	Last Available: "2013-12"
7051	moist recording of Rolando's Rondo of Resisto	0		Effect: "Space Cadet", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2013-12"
7052	blue warbear metalworking primer (used)	0		Skill: "Shrap", Last Available: "2013-12"
7053	warbear empathy chip (used)	0		Skill: "Psychokinetic Hug", Last Available: "2013-12"
7054	blinking jittery warbear drone codes	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7055	stale special breakfast mess	4	decent	Effect: "Liquidy Smoky", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2013-12"
7056	red upside-down jittery warbear breakfast machine	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7057	decent small breakfast miracle	2	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
7058	polarized spinning Cloaca Cola Polar	0		Effect: "Mariachi Mood", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2013-12"
7059	shaking warbear soda machine	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7060	festive warbear bank	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7061	grimstone mask	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7062	shaking praying Grim Brother	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
7063	shaking Grim Brothers' story book	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7064	hibernating Grimstone Golem	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
7065	distilled skewed tumbling grim fairy tale	1	good	Effect: "Shawarma Warm War", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2014-12"
7066	grimstone galoshes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7067	wet quantum pressed cyan single of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	0		Effect: "Thaumodynamic", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2010-02"
7068	unsweetened single of Donho's Bubbly Ballad	0		Effect: "Berry Defensive", Effect Duration: 63
7069	Discontent&trade; Winter Garden Catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-01"
7070	upside-down packet of winter seeds	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7071	delicious bouncing snow berries	3	awesome	Last Available: "2014-01"
7072	spoiled ice harvest	4	crappy	Last Available: "2014-01"
7073	cold-filtered cold-filtered concentrated frost flower	0		Effect: "Rampage!", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2014-01"
7074	oxidized squat snow cleats	0		Effect: "Weasels Underfoot", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2014-01"
7075	galvanized alkaline tarnished pulsating liquid ice pack	0		Effect: "Quantum of Moxie", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2014-01"
7076	snow boards	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7077	bland fuchsia snow crab	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-01"
7078	hand-crafted weak Ice Island Long Tea	2	super ultra mega EPIC	Last Available: "2014-01"
7079	green unfinished ice sculpture	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7080	shaking ice sculpture	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7081	ice house	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7082	tumbling snow machine	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7083	skewed dangerous snow mobile	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Cold", Last Available: "2014-01"
7084	up-at-dawn ice bucket	0		Adventures: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7085	Jack Frost's arcane researcher's snow shovel	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7086	spinning cyan blurry sinister bod-ice of the cougar of the brute	0		Moxie: +20, Muscle Percent: +30, Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7087	lion tamer's beefy snow belt of the bloodbag of extreme caution	0		Muscle: +10, Maximum HP: +100, Monster Level: -25, Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7088	dog trainer's careful crafty ice nine of the empath	0		Maximum MP: +10, Monster Level: -10, Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (familiar): +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7089	snow fort	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7090	hand-crafted En Una Fila Tequila	3	EPIC	
7091	fancy Skully's hot chocolate	1	EPIC	Effect: "Ermine Eyes", Effect Duration: 30
7092	warbear dress helmet of the detective of the businessman	0		Item Drop: +20, Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7093	blinking baleful warbear dress bracers of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
7094	olive arcane researcher's warbear dress greaves of bravery	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7095	lard-coated rock-hard sweatband	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-12"
7096	blinking Van der Graaf gym shorts of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xGhuol, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-12"
7097	skewed jittery ankleweights of the wise owl of Gandalf	0		Mysticality: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-12"
7098	huge avaricious dog trainer's sweat socks of dire peril of Flo-Jo	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Experience (familiar): +1, Meat Drop: +30, Initiative: +100, Drops Items, Last Available: "2014-12"
7099	pint of sweat	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7100	skewed huge Jerks' Health&trade; Magazine	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7101	modified fuchsia upside-down Five Second Energy&trade;	1		Last Available: "2014-12"
7102	teal pixie axie	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7103	polymerized ionized powder	0		Effect: "Stench Jellied", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2014-12"
7104	squat licorice whip of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2014-12"
7105	anise-flavored venom	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7106	acceptable snakebite	3	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7107	squat personal trainer's candy stick of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Last Available: "2014-12"
7108	moldy pecan	3	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7109	bland small pecan pie	2	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7110	olive chocolate-stained collar	0		Candy Drop: +25, Last Available: "2014-12"
7111	tasty miniature candy mountain oyster	2	awesome	Last Available: "2014-12"
7112	extra-dry mediocre huge chocotini	5	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7113	mirror gravedigger's chocolate rabbit's foot of the pedagogue of temperance	0		Experience: +3, Spooky Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2014-12"
7114	special small bland candy carrot	2	decent	Effect: "Experimental Effect G-9", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2014-12"
7115	moldy upside-down candy carrot cake	4	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7116	jittery chaotic carrot-on-a-stick of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2014-12"
7117	wobbly lion tamer's Van der Graaf weasel stomping pants	0		Experience (familiar): +2, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, cap 20", Last Available: "2014-12"
7118	jumbo bland pulsating huge mulberry	5	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7119	strong drinkable mulled berry wine	5	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7120	mirror lemony scales	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7121	auspicious lemon party hat	0		Item Drop: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7122	blurry jittery sizzling lemon shirt	0		Hot Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-12"
7123	lemon drop trousers of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7124	modified unsweetened ghostly bouncing lemonhead caviar	0		Effect: "Adrenaline Rush", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2014-12"
7125	bouncing electrified padded gummi sword	0		Damage Absorption: +20, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2014-12"
7126	cold-filtered nitrogenated twirling small gummi fin	0		Effect: "Well-preserved", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2014-12"
7127	blurry Annie Oakley's chocolate cow bone	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2014-12"
7128	alkaline pressed jittery gummi fang	0		Effect: "Cake Caked", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2014-12"
7129	big toothsome leftover canap&eacute;s	5	awesome	Last Available: "2014-12"
7130	perfectly mixed weak magnum of champagne	2	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2014-12"
7131	cyan huge supercharged deadly cow creamer of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2014-12"
7132	ionized polymerized upside-down Outer Wolf&trade; cologne	0		Effect: "Anytwo Five Elevenis?", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2014-12"
7133	blinking blurry lupine appetite hormones	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7134	mirror cyan wobbly Jeselnik's wolf whistle of Flo-Jo	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Initiative: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow Wolf Whistle", Last Available: "2014-12"
7135	super-sized bland pulsating witch's bread	5	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7136	liquefied vacuum-sealed modified huge witch's brew	0		Effect: "Hella Tough", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2014-12"
7137	huge wobbly rosy-cheeked supercool witch's bra of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Moxie Percent: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2014-12"
7138	artisanal strong mid-level medieval mead	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-12"
7139	galvanized alkaline R&uuml;mpelstiltz	0		Effect: "Devil Inside", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2014-12"
7140	blurry spinning wheel	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7141	vacuum-sealed oxidized non-tarnished spinning hi-octane carrot juice	0		Effect: "Turtle Titters", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2014-12"
7142	magnetized polarized hare brush	0		Effect: "Sweetened and Fattened", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2014-12"
7143	blurry prompt hare pin of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-12"
7144	odd coin	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7145	moldy huge huge bouncing cinnamon cannoli	9	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7146	smooth practically non-alcoholic expensive champagne	1	awesome	Last Available: "2014-12"
7147	modified shaking polo trophy	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Hot Linguine", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2014-12"
7148	skewed oil painting	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7149	bouncing skewed bouncing rosary	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7150	ornate dowsing rod	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7151	straw	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7152	wobbly	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7153	clay	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7154	filling	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7155	huge parchment	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7156	glass	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7157	blurry healthy Fonzie's fire hose of the cheetah	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 37", Last Available: "2014-12"
7158	toothsome fireman's lunch	3	awesome	Last Available: "2014-12"
7159	mansplainer's vibrating smartaleck's plain paper hat	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Monster Level: +15, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, cap 37", Last Available: "2014-12"
7160	diet spoiled ice cream sandwich	1	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7161	Jack Frost's friendly hardened &quot;honey&quot; dipper	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Familiar Weight: +3, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2014-12"
7162	adequate olive plumber's lunch	3	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7163	ghostly flame-retardant scandalous skull gearshift knob of the glutton	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +1, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2014-12"
7164	stale nachos of the night	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7165	olive narrow Jack Frost's Annie Oakley's baleful Sketcherz&trade;	0		Spell Damage: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2014-12"
7166	normal huge can of Adultwitch&trade;	3	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7167	cold-filtered smudge stick	0		Effect: "Orchid Blood", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2014-12"
7168	quantum wall	0		Effect: "Human-Elf Hybrid", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2014-12"
7169	hand-crafted red tankard of ale	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-12"
7170	flattened corrupted scroll case	0		Effect: "Mushroom Melody", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2014-12"
7171	ionized quadruple-flattened blinking jug of &quot;wine&quot;	0		Effect: "Mushroom Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2014-12"
7172	juggling ball	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7173	fuchsia crappy camera	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7174	super-sized fancy delicious bouncing humble pie	5	awesome	Effect: "Chalky Hand", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2014-12"
7175	small golem	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7176	shaking crappy camera	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7177	liquefied vacuum-sealed gray crappy waiter disguise	0		Effect: "Alpine Mintiness", Effect Duration: 31
7178	huge Copperhead Charm	0		
7179	The First Pizza	0		
7180	olive The Lacrosse Stick of Lacoronado	0		
7181	bouncing The Eye of the Stars	0		
7182	The Stankara Stone	0		
7183	yellow Murphy's Rancid Black Flag	0		
7184	maroon The Shield of Brook	0		
7185	maroon Red Zeppelin ticket	0		
7186	twirling Copperhead Charm (rampant)	0		
7187	bad ghostly unnamed cocktail	4	decent	
7188	spinning handful of tips	0		
7189	bouncing foul-smelling unrequired jacket	0		Stench Damage: +10
7190	olive auspicious tommy gun	0		Item Drop: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unload Tommy Gun"
7191	drum of tommy ammo	0		
7192	maroon throwing knife	0		
7193	throwing spoon	0		
7194	throwing fork	0		
7195	fireproof cool breadchucks	0		Moxie: +5, Hot Resistance: +3
7196	squat shuriken salad	0		
7197	Newton's combat fan	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3
7198	reassuring brainy silk skirt	0		Mysticality: +5, Spooky Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 38"
7199	blowdart	0		
7200	cyan ghostly Jack Frost's Buddy Bjorn	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2014-02"
7201	pulsating wool veiny weightlifter's The Nuge's favorite crossbow	0		Muscle: +15, Maximum HP: +10, Cold Resistance: +1
7202	adequate half-sized sweet roll Alabama	2	good	
7203	Saturday Night Special of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50
7204	huge lynyrd snare	0		
7205	tumbling rosy-cheeked fleetwood chain	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30
7206	watered-down mediocre olive Green Manalishi	2	decent	
7207	blinking medical-grade blade	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
7208	skewed fire of unknown origin	0		
7209	fancy eagle's milk	1	decent	Effect: "Penguinny Flavor", Effect Duration: 15
7210	anodized teal eagle feather	0		Effect: "The Halls of Muscularity", Effect Duration: 23
7211	altered jittery narrow blue one pill	0		Effect: "Aries Rising", Effect Duration: 34
7212	tumbling up-at-dawn Jefferson wings	0		Adventures: +5
7213	skewed fleetwood macaroni	0		
7214	cheesy eagle sauce	0		
7215	adequate pulsating fleetwood mac 'n' cheese	3	good	
7216	skewed upside-down lynyrd skin	0		
7217	narrow lynyrdskin cap of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xVolley, cap 42"
7218	twirling double-paned lynyrdskin tunic	0		Cold Resistance: +5
7219	lynyrdskin breeches of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1.5xGhuol, cap 42"
7220	purple cigarette lighter	0		
7221	blinking priceless diamond	0		
7222	lousy upside-down Flamin' Whatshisname	3	decent	
7223	chilled lynyrd musk	0		Effect: "Meadulla Oblongota", Effect Duration: 23
7224	banded grievous Kashmir sweater	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Damage Absorption: +100
7225	flavorless custard pie	3	decent	
7226	tea for one	1	decent	
7227	bad upside-down bottle of Evermore	3	decent	
7228	box	0		
7229	bad wine	4	decent	
7230	mediocre olive rum	4	decent	
7231	hand-crafted Murderer's Punch	4	EPIC	
7232	spoiled tiny velvet cake	1	crappy	
7233	extra-quantum ghostly letter	0		Effect: "In the Saucestream", Effect Duration: 58
7234	supercharged steel-toed book	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum MP Percent: +30
7235	stylish weightlifter's masque	0		Muscle: +15, Moxie: +25, Single Equip
7236	red-hot poker of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3
7237	olive weightlifter's Red X Shield	0		Muscle: +15
7238	lime green huge electrified arcane researcher's badge	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
7239	dog trainer's medical-grade shirt	0		Experience (familiar): +1, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
7240	nasty boxer's coat	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +5
7241	chilly clever shoe	0		Maximum MP: +20, Cold Damage: +5, Single Equip
7242	spinning button	0		
7243	button	0		
7244	electrified bouncing pulsating blood cells	0		Effect: "Sweetened and Fattened", Effect Duration: 13
7245	non-modified activated colloidal tumbling eye	0		Effect: "Burning Ears", Effect Duration: 24
7246	shaking glark cable	0		
7247	Fonzie's Red Fox glove of incineration	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Attacks Can't Miss, Single Equip
7248	warmed foxglove	0		Effect: "Pork Power", Effect Duration: 55
7249	jittery skewed Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	0		
7250	rosewater-soaked flame-wreathed deadly Sneaky Pete's jacket of courage	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +3, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Sneaky Pete)]
7251	shaking jug of Sneaky Pete's Mojo	0		Free Pull
7252	shot of Sneaky Pete's Mojo	0		Free Pull
7253	Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy	0		
7254	bouncing really cocktail shaker	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7255	lousy pulsating mini-martini	4	decent	
7256	smoke grenade	0		
7257	altered lime green blinking molotov soda	1	EPIC	
7258	polymerized pile of ashes	0		Effect: "Oh Hamlet Hamlet Hamlet Hamlet", Effect Duration: 37
7259	twirling crate of firebombs	0		
7260	firebomb	0		
7261	skewed Sneaky Pete's basket of wisdom of terror	0		Mysticality: +15, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +5
7262	ghostly &quot;I Love Me, Vol. I&quot;	0		
7263	photograph of a dog	0		
7264	photograph of a nugget	0		
7265	photograph of an ostrich egg	0		
7266	disposable instant camera	0		
7267	reassuring manspreader's Oprah's Sneaky Pete's jacket (collar popped) of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Monster Level: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Sneaky Pete)]
7268	narrow twirling Letter for Melvign the Gnome	0		
7269	maroon Professor What garment	0		
7270	&quot;2 Love Me, Vol. 2&quot;	0		
7271	Thinknerd Blind-Packed Toy	0		
7272	therapeutic plastic Professor What	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
7273	plastic Jared the Duskwalker of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
7274	fuchsia curative plastic Duke Starkiller	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
7275	blue personal trainer's plastic Gary Claybender	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
7276	resourceful plastic Captain Kerkard	0		Maximum MP: +50
7277	dry robot grease	0		Effect: "Warm Belly", Effect Duration: 18
7278	returned Thinknerd package	0		
7279	activated jittery upside-down wind-up Whatsian robot	0		Effect: "Fever From the Flavor", Effect Duration: 43
7280	adjusted purple wind-up vampire teeth	0		Effect: "Purpose", Effect Duration: 50
7281	pressed tumbling skewed cyan wind-up navigation droid	0		Effect: "Turkey-Agitated", Effect Duration: 56
7282	adjusted wind-up owl	0		Effect: "Initiative and Let Die", Effect Duration: 14
7283	double-flattened liquefied squat huge wind-up ensign	0		Effect: "Graham Crackling", Effect Duration: 59
7284	nasty Lo Pan's crying statue earrings	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover
7285	chaotic plastic Duskwalker necklace of mayonnaise	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover
7286	forbidden beefcake's plastic replica blaster pistol	0		Muscle: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Lasts Until Rollover
7287	Jeselnik's Jack Frost's Gary Claybender's Time Screwer	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover
7288	fuchsia horrifying electrified Space Tourist palmdoctor	0		Spooky Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Lasts Until Rollover
7289	energetic arcane researcher's cool amok putter	0		Moxie: +5, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum MP Percent: +20
7290	tasty immense amok pudding	6	awesome	
7291	deactivated putty buddy	0		
7292	teal putty coat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7293	energized wet tumbling can of V-11	0		Effect: "Bear Clawed", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2014-03"
7294	wicked elevennis shoes of temperance	0		Spell Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2014-03"
7295	pulsating elevent	0		Last Available: "2014-03"
7296	elevenderizing hammer of the scaredy-cat of the overflowing toilet	0		Monster Level: -15, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2014-03"
7297	toasty Professor What T-Shirt	0		Hot Damage: +5
7298	purple heavy-duty bendy straw	0		
7299	pellet of plant food	0		
7300	sewing kit	0		
7301	upside-down Spookyraven billiards room key	0		
7302	narrow Spookyraven library key	0		
7303	jittery Lady Spookyraven's necklace	0		
7304	telegram from Lady Spookyraven	0		
7305	Lady Spookyraven's powder puff	0		
7306	teal Lady Spookyraven's finest gown	0		
7307	yellow Lady Spookyraven's dancing shoes	0		
7308	moist fuchsia eyebrow pencil	0		Effect: "Ninja, Please", Effect Duration: 48
7309	super-enhanced rosewater cream	0		Effect: "Reedy Pipes", Effect Duration: 36
7310	pickled mirror bronzer	0		Effect: "Notably Lovely", Effect Duration: 20
7311	olive scorching Lo Pan's elegant nightstick	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Hot Damage: +25
7312	still grill	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-06"
7313	box of hickory chips	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7314	poppet	0		
7315	huge rickety rocking horse	0		
7316	jack-in-the-box	0		
7317	jar of baby ghosts	0		
7318	bouncing knitted baleful ghost of a necklace of horror	0		Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +3
7319	Fonzie's groovy Elizabeth's Dollie	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience (Moxie): +1
7320	wet Elizabeth's paintbrush	0		Effect: "Cringle's Curative Carol", Effect Duration: 34
7321	inspector's supercool Stephen's lab coat	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Item Drop: +15
7322	oxidized altered Stephen's secret formula	0		Effect: "Supafly", Effect Duration: 32
7323	hardy savvy Jacob's rung	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum HP: +50
7324	diluted battery	1		
7325	artisanal olive snakebite	4	EPIC	
7326	ghostly prompt Newton's rubber ribcage	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Adventures: +3
7327	distilled blurry tumbling synthetic marrow	1		Effect: "Net Tea", Effect Duration: 35
7328	dry narrow blurry funny bone	0		Effect: "Cool, Catlike", Effect Duration: 14
7329	purple scandalous half-melted spoon of temperance	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +5
7330	denatured the funk	1		
7331	decent half-sized gunky chicken	2	good	
7332	mirror reassuring doll head	0		Spooky Resistance: +1
7333	droopy doll eye	0		
7334	voice box	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Pull Voice Box String"
7335	pulsating tumbling Temple Grandin's smooth paddle-ball	0		Moxie: +15, Familiar Weight: +7
7336	moist flattened tumbling jittery sound effects record	0		Effect: "Inner Dog", Effect Duration: 62
7337	alphabet block	0		
7338	quantum jittery dancer	0		Effect: "The Halls of Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 42
7339	wobbly music box mechanism	0		
7340	upside-down Sherlock's moose antlers	0		Item Drop: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 27"
7341	super-cold-filtered double-boiled moose thought	0		Effect: "Morninja", Effect Duration: 26
7342	moldy moose chocolate	4	crappy	
7343	lousy ghostly painting of a glass of wine	3	decent	
7344	oil painting of yourself	0		
7345	ornate picture frame	0		
7346	doll-eye amulet	0		Single Equip
7347	bouncing ghost toga of Calamity Jane of Flo-Jo	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Initiative: +100
7348	immense bland sheet cake	6	decent	
7349	twirling ghost key	0		
7350	picture of you	0		
7351	mansplainer's energetic Staff of the Electric Range of Calamity Jane	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Monster Level: +15
7352	moldy wobbly deluxe layer cake	3	crappy	
7353	chunk of hot iron	0		
7354	bad practically non-alcoholic red-hot boilermaker	1	decent	
7355	fuchsia coal shovel of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shovel Hot Coal"
7356	improved deionized bouncing hot coal	0		Effect: "The Halls of Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 62
7357	corrupted oxidized coal dust	0		Effect: "Buff as a Baobab", Effect Duration: 19
7358	greasy rosy-cheeked beefcake's Bram's choker	0		Muscle: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
7359	plaid swatch	0		
7360	plaid bandage	0		
7361	sage plaid pocket square	0		Mysticality Percent: +10
7362	extremely unsafe plaid skirt of Calamity Jane	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 38"
7363	polarized bloodstain stick	0		Effect: "Slimy Flavor", Effect Duration: 69
7364	fabric softener	0		
7365	flattened spinning fabric hardener	0		Effect: "Hammered", Effect Duration: 29
7366	bad bottle of laundry sherry	3	decent	
7367	frozen colloidal twirling industrial strength starch	0		Effect: "Turkey-Friendly", Effect Duration: 23, Wiki Name: "industrial strength starch"
7368	decent huge enchanted extra-flat panini	8	good	Effect: "Snobby", Effect Duration: 30
7369	double-enhanced double-energized bouncing mangled finger	0		Effect: "Sticky Fingers", Effect Duration: 18
7370	irresponsibly strong enchanted drinkable Psychotic Train wine	6	good	Effect: "Here's Mud in Your Eye", Effect Duration: 30
7371	bouncing narrow crazy hobo notebook	0		
7372	half-sized moldy pie man was not meant to eat	2	crappy	
7373	wizardly sommelier's towel	0		Mysticality: +25
7374	reassuring tarnished tastevin	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip
7375	stale thick actual tapas	5	decent	
7376	ghast iron ingot	0		
7377	fortified ghast iron cleaver of the sweet-tooth	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Candy Drop: +100
7378	Samson's ghast iron Garibaldi of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Experience (Muscle): +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 14"
7379	pulsating dance instructor's ghast iron heater shield of Leguizamo	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Monster Level: +20
7380	thinker's brainy ghast iron codpiece	0		Mysticality: 15, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 42"
7381	arcane researcher's Pendant of Gargalesis	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
7382	Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab	0		Last Available: "2014-04"
7383	DNA extraction syringe	0		Last Available: "2014-04"
7384	denatured Gene Tonic: Dude	0		Effect: "Pygmy Drinking Buddy", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2014-04"
7385	adjusted Gene Tonic: Beast	0		Effect: "Mental A-cue-ity", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2014-04"
7386	ionized energized Gene Tonic: Construct	0		Effect: "Dwarven Hardiness", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2014-04"
7387	pressed non-wet Gene Tonic: Undead	0		Effect: "Thanksgot", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2014-04"
7388	colloidal blue Gene Tonic: Humanoid	0		Effect: "Smugness", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2014-04"
7389	polymerized non-modified Gene Tonic: Insect	0		Effect: "Sewer-Drenched", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2014-04"
7390	oxidized flattened mirror Gene Tonic: Hippy	0		Effect: "Squirming Like a Toad", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2014-04"
7391	cold-filtered pressed purple Gene Tonic: Orc	0		Effect: "Sticky Fingers", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2014-04"
7392	corrupted Gene Tonic: Demon	0		Effect: "Spiky Frozen Hair", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2014-04"
7393	cold-filtered colloidal aerosolized Gene Tonic: Horror	0		Effect: "Video Game Hot Dog", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2014-04"
7394	vacuum-sealed mirror Gene Tonic: Fish	0		Effect: "Cinnamouth", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2014-04"
7395	altered Gene Tonic: Goblin	0		Effect: "Muscularrr", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2014-04"
7396	super-irradiated Gene Tonic: Pirate	0		Effect: "Your Eyes are Peeled!", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2014-04"
7397	polymerized ionized ghostly Gene Tonic: Plant	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Creepy Pasta", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2014-04"
7398	liquefied altered vacuum-sealed Gene Tonic: Weird	0		Effect: "Frost Tea", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2014-04"
7399	enhanced blinking purple Gene Tonic: Elf	0		Effect: "Remaining Alive", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2014-04"
7400	oxidized pulsating Gene Tonic: Mer-kin	0		Effect: "Leo Rising", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2014-04"
7401	aerosolized denatured upside-down Gene Tonic: Slime	0		Effect: "Cake Caked", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2014-04"
7402	dry altered Gene Tonic: Penguin	0		Effect: "Spirit of Alph", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2014-04"
7403	liquefied non-nitrogenated upside-down Gene Tonic: Elemental	0		Effect: "Hyperoxygenated Blood", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2014-04"
7404	diffused Gene Tonic: Constellation	0		Effect: "Burning Tongue", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2014-04"
7405	triple-energized tarnished Gene Tonic: Hobo	0		Effect: "Ripping, Dripping", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2014-04"
7406	bouncing Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#1)	0		
7407	purple Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#2)	0		
7408	Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#3)	0		
7409	gray Steam Card: Space Trip (#1)	0		
7410	blinking Steam Card: Space Trip (#2)	0		
7411	Steam Card: Space Trip (#3)	0		
7412	Steam Card: Meteoid (#1)	0		
7413	upside-down Steam Card: Meteoid (#2)	0		
7414	Steam Card: Meteoid (#3)	0		
7415	Steam Card: DemonStar (#1)	0		
7416	Steam Card: DemonStar (#2)	0		
7417	Steam Card: DemonStar (#3)	0		
7418	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#1)	0		
7419	green Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#2)	0		
7420	green Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#3)	0		
7421	pencil thin mushroom	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7422	huge Paradaisical Cheeseburger recipe	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7423	salty sailor salt	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7424	blurry bike rental broupon	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7425	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Cocktail Sauce Bottle	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7426	huge sprinkle shaker	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7427	vacuum-sealed purple blinking sleight-of-hand mushroom	0		Effect: "Nature's Bounty", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2014-05"
7428	Taco Dan's Taco Stand's Taco Receipt	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7429	pulsating Beach Buck	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7430	polymerized enhanced tarnished Fun-Guy spore	0		Effect: "The Spy Who Loved XP", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2014-05"
7431	pressed boiled Boletus Broletus mushroom	0		Effect: "Aloofah", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2014-05"
7432	irradiated cold-filtered olive Omphalotus Omphaloskepsis mushroom	0		Effect: "Muscularrr", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2014-05"
7433	nitrogenated unsweetened Gyromitra Dynomita mushroom	0		Effect: "Mistified", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2014-05"
7434	frozen twirling Helvella Haemophilia mushroom	0		Effect: "Going Ape", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2014-05"
7435	double-modified Stemonitis Staticus mushroom	0		Effect: "Disco Neuropathy", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2014-05"
7436	liquefied wet Tremella Tarantella mushroom	0		Effect: "Whitened Teeth", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2014-05"
7437	skewed Pastaco shell	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7438	moldy massive Beefy Crunch Pastaco	7	crappy	Last Available: "2014-05"
7439	stale super-sized Brain Food Pastaco	5	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7440	half-sized fancy spoiled fuchsia Cool Brunch Pastaco	2	crappy	Effect: "Coated Arms", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2014-05"
7441	miniature flavorless Medical Pastaco	2	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7442	rotten Energy Buzz Pastaco	3	crappy	Last Available: "2014-05"
7443	adequate huge Ludovico Pastaco	10	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7444	perfectly mixed overpowering mushroom wine	3	super EPIC	Last Available: "2014-05"
7445	hand-crafted complex mushroom wine	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-05"
7446	lousy special smooth mushroom wine	3	decent	Effect: "Gobliny Flavor", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2014-05"
7447	bad blood-red mushroom wine	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7448	mediocre buzzing mushroom wine	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7449	artisanal watered-down fuchsia swirling mushroom wine	2	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2014-05"
7450	big fancy normal Taco Dan's Basic Taco Dan Taco	5	good	Effect: "Bored Stiff", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2014-05"
7451	rotten twirling Taco Dan's Taco Fish Fish Taco	4	crappy	Last Available: "2014-05"
7452	Taco Dan's Super Taco-Riffic Taco Sauce!	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7453	smooth spirit-forward shaking regular-size brogurt	5	awesome	Last Available: "2014-05"
7454	acceptable tumbling super-size brogurt	4	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7455	hand-crafted boozy special teal broberry brogurt	5	EPIC	Effect: "Empty Inside", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2014-05"
7456	bad brocolate brogurt	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7457	special extra-dry hand-crafted French bronilla brogurt	5	EPIC	Effect: "Coated Arms", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2014-05"
7458	History's Most Offensive Jokes, Vol. IX	0		Skill: "Unoffendable", Last Available: "2014-05"
7459	Now You're Cooking With Grease	0		Skill: "Grease Up", Last Available: "2014-05"
7460	bouncing tumbling pulsating Sloppy Seconds Diner Employee Handbook	0		Skill: "Sloppy Secrets", Last Available: "2014-05"
7461	industrial strength anti-fungal spray	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7462	shaking foul-smelling Brogre brorts	0		Stench Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xGhuol, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-05"
7463	Brogre brolo shirt of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2014-05"
7464	aromatic Brogre bucket hat	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 14", Last Available: "2014-05"
7465	Spring Break Beach tattoo coupon	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7466	airplane charter: Spring Break Beach	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-05"
7467	one-day ticket to Spring Break Beach	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7468	dog trainer's thinker's 8-billed baseball cap of wisdom	0		Mysticality: 25, Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-05"
7469	maroon foul-smelling mansplainer's stylish extremely wet T-shirt	0		Moxie: +25, Monster Level: +15, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2014-05"
7470	lard-coated boxer's shrimp fork of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Muscle Percent: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2014-05"
7471	galvanized liquefied dry BROS Energy Drink	0		Effect: "Oiled Skin", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2014-05"
7472	chilled oxidized go-go potion	0		Effect: "Shot in the Arse", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2014-05"
7473	deionized colloidal shrimp cocktail	0		Effect: "Granolarrrgh", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2014-05"
7474	concentrated Yolo&trade; chocolates	0		Effect: "Memories of Puppy Love", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2020-09"
7475	narrow string of moist beads	0		Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2014-05"
7476	blue tumbling Ultimate Mind Destroyer	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7477	nitrogenated nitrogenated teal Meat-inflating powder	0		Effect: "Magically Delicious", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2014-05"
7478	possessed sugar cube	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7479	cold-filtered double-cold-filtered huge sugar fairy	0		Effect: "Chlorophyll Flavor", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2014-05"
7480	concentrated pressed shaking blinking gray sugar bunny	0		Effect: "Wax On Your Shoes", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2014-05"
7481	sweet tooth	0		Last Available: "2014-05", Wiki Name: "sweet tooth"
7482	weak smooth upside-down Rompedores de Fantasmas	2	awesome	
7483	weak perfectly mixed shaking La Fantasma y La Oscuridad	2	EPIC	
7484	artisanal tumbling Fantasma en la M&aacute;quina	3	EPIC	
7485	bouncing twirling loosening powder	0		
7486	castoreum	0		
7487	drain dissolver	0		
7488	bouncing triple-distilled turpentine	0		
7489	detartrated anhydrous sublicalc	0		
7490	triatomaceous dust	0		
7491	bad wobbly bottle of Chateau de Vinegar	4	decent	
7492	tumbling blasting soda	0		
7493	unstable fulminate	0		
7494	upside-down wine bomb	0		
7495	shaking recipe: mortar-dissolving solution	0		
7496	bottled day	0		
7497	ghost formula	0		
7498	twirling Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette	0		
7499	vacuum-sealed energized lime green Hot 'n' Scarys	0		Effect: "Fishy Fortification", Effect Duration: 53
7500	huge map	0		
7501		0		
7502	adjusted upside-down Texas tea	0		Effect: "The Smile of Mr. A.", Effect Duration: 26
7503	spinning narrow dark hamethyst ring of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25
7504	groovy dark baconstone ring	0		Moxie Percent: +10
7505	fuchsia tumbling dark porquoise ring of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3
7506	stiffened banded book	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Damage Reduction: 1
7507	slick cloak	0		Moxie: +10
7508	mirror label	0		
7509	stale immense Mornington crescent roll	10	decent	
7510	tarnished eye shadow	0		Effect: "Locks Like the Raven", Effect Duration: 17
7511	crumbling wheel	0		
7512	improved vacuum-sealed wobbly poppy	0		Effect: "Dreadful Chill", Effect Duration: 30
7513	olive opium grenade	0		
7514	hardened experienced duonoculars	0		Experience: +2, Damage Reduction: 3, Single Equip
7515	plastic rock	0		
7516	huge witch's spare house key	0		
7517	olive Annie Oakley's sharpshooter's spider leg	0		Critical Hit Percent: 30
7518	wand of pigification	0		
7519	strong aged glass of bourbon	5	awesome	
7520	green burned government manual fragment	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7521	bland gigantic government cheese	9	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7522	Oprah's pair of government shades	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-05"
7523	space junk	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7524	pickled energized narrow government	0		Effect: "On Pins and Needles", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2014-05"
7525	oxidized upside-down alien drugs	0		Effect: "Hombre Muerto Caminando", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2023-09"
7526	weird space book	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7527	spinning alien force field disruptor bean	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7528	forbidden personal trainer's government-issued night-vision goggles	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-05"
7529	yummy massive olive loaf of alien bread	9	awesome	Last Available: "2014-05"
7530	decent grilled cheese sandwich	3	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7531	powdered gray twirling alien protein powder	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-05"
7532	acceptable rocket fuel	3	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7533	twirling alien source code printout	0		Skill: "Alien Source Code", Last Available: "2014-05"
7534	wobbly alien source code printout (used)	0		Skill: "Alien Source Code", Last Available: "2014-05"
7535	hand-crafted stealth bomber	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-05"
7536	squat space beast fur	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7537	twitching space egg	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7538	wobbly ramekin of space nuts	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2014-05"
7539	red lard-coated space beast fur hat	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley", Last Available: "2014-05"
7540	medical-grade space beast fur pants	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley", Last Available: "2014-05"
7541	upside-down groovy space beast fur whip	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Last Available: "2014-05"
7542	space invader	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7543	stylish space heater of the scaredy-cat	0		Moxie: +25, Monster Level: -15, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heat Space", Last Available: "2014-05"
7544	space bar	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7545	acceptable high-proof space port	10	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7546	healthy space needle of horror	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2014-05"
7547	boiled modified buffed alien drugs	0		Effect: "Fustulent", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2014-05"
7548	hot ashes	0		Last Available: "2014-06"
7549	anodized frozen chilled ash soda	0		Effect: "Hot Blooded", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2014-06"
7550	corrupted tumbling liquid smoke	0		Effect: "On the Shoulders of Giants", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2014-06"
7551	dry dollop of barbecue sauce	0		Effect: "Minerva's Zen", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2014-06"
7552	electrified pickled shaking bowl of marinade	0		Effect: "No Worries", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2014-06"
7553	shaker of dry rub	0		Last Available: "2014-06"
7554	diffused blinking bottle of lighter fluid	0		Effect: "Smokin'", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2014-06"
7555	maroon page	0		
7556	elephant gift	0		
7557	tarnished blue blood cells	0		Effect: "Three Days Slow", Effect Duration: 21
7558	mediocre wine	3	decent	
7559	unsweetened upside-down green gummi turtle	0		Effect: "Feelin' Philosophical", Effect Duration: 19
7560	turtle-shaped rock	0		
7561	pickled giraffe-necked turtle	0		Effect: "Liquid Courage", Effect Duration: 32
7562	adjusted squat musk turtle	0		Effect: "Buzzard Breath", Effect Duration: 64
7563	pressed narrow programmable turtle	0		Effect: "Oth-Jeal-O", Effect Duration: 68
7564	cold-filtered corrupted bouncing lime green mocking turtle	0		Effect: "Supafly", Effect Duration: 25
7565	flavorless ham steak	3	decent	
7566	shaking ruddy time-twitching toolbelt	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Single Equip, Free Pull
7567	Chroner	0		
7568	mansplainer's crafty Herculean Time Lord Badge of Honor	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum MP: +10, Monster Level: +15
7569	avaricious beefcake's Time Bandit Badge of Courage of the bloodbag	0		Muscle: +25, Maximum HP: +100, Meat Drop: +30
7570	electrified polymerized double-aerosolized Friendliness Beverage	0		Effect: "Dreadful Smell", Effect Duration: 22
7571	wobbly forbidden silent pea shooter of the early riser	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Adventures: +7
7572	delicious snack-sized purple bouncing D roll	2	awesome	
7573	pulsating auspicious baleful kiwi beak	0		Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +10
7574	perfectly mixed upside-down New Zealand iced tea	3	EPIC	
7575	maroon ribald shellacked droll monocle	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip
7576	ionized olive twirling future drug: Muscularactum	0		Effect: "Partially Ghosted", Effect Duration: 56
7577	adjusted dry future drug: Smartinex	0		Effect: "Frost Tea", Effect Duration: 22
7578	ionized triple-altered blurry future drug: Coolscaline	0		Effect: "Beastly Flavor", Effect Duration: 11
7579	ghostly twitching time capsule	0		
7580	altered ghostly liquid shifting time weirdness	1		
7581	upside-down shifting time weirdness	0		Adventures: +4, PvP Fights: +4
7582	decent rack of dinosaur ribs	4	good	
7583	perfectly mixed watered-down fuchsia scotch on the rocks	2	super ultra EPIC	
7584	blurry executive strapping yabba dabba doo rag	0		Muscle: +5, Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 27"
7585	blue sinister slick wooly loincloth	0		Moxie: +10, Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 27"
7586	helix fossil	0		
7587	S.S. Ticket	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7588	Clan speakeasy	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-07"
7589	practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed tumbling glass of &quot;milk&quot;	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-07"
7590	tolerable cup of &quot;tea&quot;	3	good	Last Available: "2014-07"
7591	fancy bad thermos of &quot;whiskey&quot;	4	decent	Effect: "Spiritually Awake", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2014-07"
7592	artisanal Lucky Lindy	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-07"
7593	enchanted mediocre weak blinking Bee's Knees	2	decent	Effect: "Spooky Hands", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2014-07"
7594	lousy Sockdollager	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-07"
7595	weak perfectly mixed Ish Kabibble	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-07"
7596	lousy Hot Socks	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-07"
7597	artisanal Phonus Balonus	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-07"
7598	aged triple-distilled Flivver	10	awesome	Last Available: "2014-07"
7599	weak aged Sloppy Jalopy	2	awesome	Last Available: "2014-07"
7600	polymerized activated shaking flame	0		Effect: "Bandersnatched", Effect Duration: 15
7601	triple-quantum polarized shaking ghostly temporary yak tattoo	0		Effect: "Arresistible", Effect Duration: 47
7602	warmed chilled blinking lime green Fitspiration&trade; poster	0		Effect: "Preemptive Medicine", Effect Duration: 34
7603	corrupted skewed neckbeard	0		Effect: "The Dinsey Spirit", Effect Duration: 55
7604	Vulcanized Vulcanized ionized artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice	0		Effect: "Carrrsmic", Effect Duration: 58
7605	boiled punk patch	0		Effect: "Fruited", Effect Duration: 20
7606	pressed tarnished blinking steampunk potion	0		Effect: "Mental A-cue-ity", Effect Duration: 25
7607	chilled ionized huge vial of swamp vapors	0		Effect: "Bats in the Belfry", Effect Duration: 62
7608	magnetized magnetized extra-unsweetened turtle mud	0		Effect: "Fungal Fortification", Effect Duration: 24
7609	electrified dry squat Redeye&trade; Eyedrops	0		Effect: "Sleaze-Resistant Trousers", Effect Duration: 67
7610	anodized Dweebisol&trade; inhaler	0		Effect: "The Magic of Sharing", Effect Duration: 39
7611	oxidized red Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil	0		Effect: "Whole Latte Love", Effect Duration: 65
7612	polarized wobbly tomato soup poster	0		Effect: "Slimy Flavor", Effect Duration: 39
7613	dry bubblin' chemistry solution	0		Effect: "Weasels Underfoot", Effect Duration: 13
7614	cold-filtered tarnished super-denatured bouncing voodoo glowskull	0		Effect: "Wolf's Bane", Effect Duration: 16
7615	vacuum-sealed dry shaking pygmy adder oil	0		Effect: "Powdered", Effect Duration: 33
7616	corrupted activated pygmy witchhazel	0		Effect: "Cosmic Flavor", Effect Duration: 12
7617	dry galvanized short deposition	0		Effect: "Yeah, It's Just Gasoline", Effect Duration: 44
7618	deionized straw pole	0		Effect: "Buzzard Breath", Effect Duration: 18
7619	nitrogenated copperhead potion	0		Effect: "Jacked In", Effect Duration: 41
7620	electrified energized shaking ninja fear powder	0		Effect: "Destructive Resolve", Effect Duration: 42
7621	concentrated pressed ninja eyeblack	0		Effect: "Innately Wise", Effect Duration: 32
7622	magnetized quadruple-quantum squat button rouge	0		Effect: "20-20 Second Sight", Effect Duration: 59
7623	corrupted squat Red Army camouflage kit	0		Effect: "Cotton Mouthed", Effect Duration: 46
7624	flattened extra-pickled lynyrd skinner toothblack	0		Effect: "Bonelording", Effect Duration: 49
7625	nitrogenated pickled mirror flask of rainwater	0		Effect: "Dirge of Dreadfulness", Effect Duration: 60
7626	unsweetened vacuum-sealed oyster badge	0		Effect: "Night of the Nachos", Effect Duration: 32
7627	polymerized flattened gray plastic Jefferson wings	0		Effect: "Cookie Backup", Effect Duration: 27
7628	corrupted shaking tumbling maroon dancing fan	0		Effect: "Taurus Rising", Effect Duration: 64
7629	boiled super-boiled page of the Necrohobocon	0		Effect: "Wallflowering", Effect Duration: 69
7630	ionized wobbly cyan magic powder	0		Effect: "Pasta Oneness", Effect Duration: 63
7631	flattened jittery friar's tonsure	0		Effect: "Red Around the Gills", Effect Duration: 51
7632	non-oxidized upside-down government-issue identification badge	0		Effect: "Drunk With Power", Effect Duration: 33
7633	warmed boiled alien hologram projector	0		Effect: "Human-Fish Hybrid", Effect Duration: 38
7634	double-unsweetened tarnished irradiated turtle	0		Effect: "Red Around the Gills", Effect Duration: 53
7635	quadruple-quantum jittery tumbling cigar box turtle	0		Effect: "Fizzier Than Light", Effect Duration: 58
7636	blue personal trainer's shellacked shell of doom	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7637	mirror Newton's pillow shell	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7638	sizzling whatsit-covered turtle shell	0		Hot Damage: +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7639	experienced oil shell	0		Experience: +2, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7640	dog trainer's energetic Herculean turtle shell	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Experience (familiar): +1, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7641	shocked shell	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer", Damage Aura: 1
7642	ingot turtle	0		
7643	duty umbrella	0		Water Level: -2
7644	spinning pool skimmer	0		
7645	life preserver	0		
7646	lightning milk	0		
7647	aquaconda brain	0		
7648	thunder thigh	0		
7649	moist gourmet gourami oil	0		Effect: "Healthy Red Glow", Effect Duration: 51
7650	dry narrow wobbly catfish whiskers	0		Effect: "Antsy in your Pantsy", Effect Duration: 43
7651	pulsating freshwater fishbone	0		
7652	fishbone catcher's mitt	0		
7653	olive fishbone kneepads	0		Initiative: +60, Single Equip
7654	blurry fishbone corset	0		
7655	fishbone fins	0		Single Equip
7656	fishbone facemask	0		Monster Level: -30
7657	fishbone belt	0		Critical Hit Percent: +25, Weapon Damage: +25, Single Equip
7658	fishbone bracers	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
7659	neoprene skullcap of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 16"
7660	dry magnetized super-ionized squat goblin water	0		Effect: "Salamander In Your Stomach", Effect Duration: 55
7661	dumb mud	0		
7662	flavorless Sogg-Os	3	decent	
7663	chilly Da Vinci's Lord Soggyraven's Slippers of doom	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Cold Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
7664	nitrogenated Ancient Protector Soda	0		Effect: "Pemmican't", Effect Duration: 52
7665	colloidal spinning liquid ice	0		Effect: "Jacked In", Effect Duration: 54
7666	distilled lousy Wet Russian	5	decent	
7667	moldy wobbly filet of The Fish	3	crappy	
7668	Thwaitgold spider statuette	0		
7669	energetic arcane researcher's smooth thunder down underwear	0		Moxie: +15, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Lasts Until Rollover
7670	spinning stiffened boxer's famous raincoat of the sewer	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Damage Reduction: 1, Stench Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover
7671	flame-wreathed razor-sharp brainy lightning rod	0		Mysticality: +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover
7672	ruddy law-abiding citizen cane	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Single Equip
7673	acceptable legitimate business on the beach	3	good	
7674	veiny hep waders	0		Maximum HP: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xVolley, cap 12"
7675	flavorless miniature jive turkey leg	2	decent	
7676	birdbone corset of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3
7677	vacuum-sealed anodized candy cigarette	0		Effect: "Black Lung", Effect Duration: 66
7678	huge clever 4-dimensional fez	0		Maximum MP: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 12"
7679	blinking throwing candy	0		
7680	stylish super-absorbent tarp	0		Moxie: +25
7681	hand-crafted unquiet spirits	3	EPIC	
7682	banjo kazoo mount of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
7683	electrified cold-filtered activated grass	0		Effect: "Total Protonic Reversal", Effect Duration: 13
7684	careful Time Lord Participation Mug	0		Monster Level: -10
7685	inspector's Tesla Time Bandit Time Towel	0		Item Drop: +15, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
7686	censurious smelly scorching Caveman Dan's favorite rock	0		Hot Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip
7687	improved fuchsia skewed dog ointment	0		Effect: "The Magical Mojomuscular Melody", Effect Duration: 69
7688	blinking lime green wool Temple Grandin's gumshoes	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip
7689	shellacked flapper floppers of terror	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
7690	Jack Frost's sneakeasies of terror	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
7691	therapeutic fortified plastic nunchaku	0		Damage Absorption: +60, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2014-08"
7692	blurry hand whip of the wise owl of the storm of the glutton	0		Mysticality: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2014-08"
7693	twirling gravedigger's dance instructor's glow-in-the-dark necklace of Flo-Jo	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2014-08"
7694	spinning shaking Groll doll	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-08", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.6
7695	brainy beefy strapping cap gun	0		Muscle: 15, Mysticality: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!", Last Available: "2014-08"
7696	therapeutic Da Vinci's cassette player	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-08"
7697	chewable paper	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-08"
7698	wobbly rubber spider	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7699	shaking blue twirling &quot;KICK ME&quot; sign	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7700	liquefied confiscated comic book	0		Effect: "Leo Rising", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2014-08"
7701	flattened alkaline skewed huge purple confiscated cell phone	0		Effect: "Spookyravin'", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2014-08"
7702	Vulcanized quadruple-moist confiscated love note	0		Effect: "Just the Brown Ones", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2014-08"
7703	pulsating LCD game: Food Eater	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7704	LCD game: Garbage River	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7705	pulsating LCD game: Burger Belt	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7706	lime green upside-down The Confiscator's Grimoire	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-08", Skill: "Summon Confiscated Things"
7707	warmed nitrogenated blinking tumbling rubber nubbin	0		Effect: "Muscle Unbound", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2014-08"
7708	beefy rubber cape of incineration	0		Muscle: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2014-08"
7709	lightning-fast coward's mansplainer's Thor's Pliers of the boozehound	0		Monster Level: -5, Booze Drop: +100, Initiative: +40, Attacks Can't Miss, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ply Reality", Last Available: "2014-09", Softcore Only: [1-path(Heavy Rains)]
7710	pickled pickled candy UFOs	0		Effect: "Ass Over Teakettle", Effect Duration: 19
7711	chilly Annie Oakley's water wings for babies	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +5
7712	beautiful rainbow	0		Last Available: "2014-11", Skill: "Belch The Rainbow"
7713	super-sized moldy Strix stix	5	crappy	
7714	toasty Temple Grandin's Lo Pan's vampire pellet	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Familiar Weight: +7, Hot Damage: +5
7715	drinkable enchanted non-aged vinegar	4	good	Effect: "Thought", Effect Duration: 45
7716	auspicious unsanitized scalpel	0		Item Drop: +10
7717	teal gladiator tunica of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50
7718	occult Roman sadnals	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Single Equip
7719	Annie Oakley's madius	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20
7720	blue lightning-fast radiator heater shield	0		Initiative: +40
7721	wet skewed skewed salt wages	0		Effect: "Puzzle Fury", Effect Duration: 35
7722	studded centurion helmet	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, atk, cap 25"
7723	huge twirling Chroner cross	0		
7724	lime green skewed Jeselnik's pteruges	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, atk, cap 25"
7725	activated Bruno's blessing of Mars	0		Effect: "Make Meat FA$T!", Effect Duration: 18
7726	deionized moist gray Dennis's blessing of Minerva	0		Effect: "New and Improved", Effect Duration: 61
7727	quadruple-irradiated anodized Burt's blessing of Bacchus	0		Effect: "Eyes of the Dragon", Effect Duration: 68
7728	dry tarnished Freddie's blessing of Mercury	0		Effect: "Dilated Pupils", Effect Duration: 52
7729	Chroner trigger	0		
7730	Xi Receiver Unit	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7731	transmission from planet Xi	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7732	Black Bart's Booty	0		Skill: "Pirate Bellow"
7733	Xiblaxian circuitry	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7734	Xiblaxian polymer	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7735	Xiblaxian alloy	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7736	Xiblaxian crystal	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7737	blue Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7738	Xiblaxian cache locator simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7739	gray Xiblaxian holo-training simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7740	Xiblaxian direct marketing simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7741	Xiblaxian holo-buddy simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7742	Xiblaxian encrypted political prisoner	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7743	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth cowl	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7744	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth trousers	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7745	huge mirror Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth vest	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7746	blinking yellow Xiblaxian holo-schematic: ultraburrito	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7747	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: space whiskey	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7748	huge Xiblaxian holo-schematic: residence cube	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7749	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: xeno-goggles	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7750	Xiblaxian 5D printer	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7751	blurry Xiblaxian holo-bowtie	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2014-09"
7752	padded Xiblaxian xeno-detection goggles	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-09"
7753	executive rosy-cheeked Xiblaxian stealth cowl	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-09"
7754	lightning-fast Xiblaxian stealth trousers of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2014-09"
7755	blurry quilted Xiblaxian stealth vest of the boozehound	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2014-09"
7756	massive stale blinking Xiblaxian ultraburrito	10	decent	Last Available: "2014-09"
7757	delicious weak wobbly Xiblaxian space-whiskey	2	awesome	Last Available: "2014-09"
7758	Xiblaxian residence-cube	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7759	oxidized They liver	0		Effect: "Buggy Flavor", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2014-09"
7760	delicious They liver popsicle	3	awesome	Last Available: "2014-09"
7761	holo-tank	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7762	tumbling holo-bomber	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7763	holo-platoon	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7764	mixed tumbling wobbly residual zeal	1		Last Available: "2014-09"
7765	bouncing auspicious Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter	0		Item Drop: +10, Drops Items, Last Available: "2014-09"
7766	shaking auspicious Tesla quilted defective Golden Mr. Accessory	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Item Drop: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
7767	skewed airplane charter: Conspiracy Island	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-10"
7768	one-day ticket to Conspiracy Island	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7769	Coinspiracy	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7770	upside-down crafty steel-toed Personal Ventilation Unit of Gandalf	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum MP: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-10"
7771	chilled the most dangerous bait	0		Effect: "Concentration", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2014-10"
7772	small flavorless wobbly &quot;meat&quot; stick	2	decent	Last Available: "2014-10"
7773	vaporized squat transdermal smoke patch	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-10"
7774	specialty ammo bandolier	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7775	beefcake's weightlifter's pair of plants of the sewer	0		Muscle: 40, Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2014-10"
7776	teal Sasq&trade; watch of the sewer of the detective of the glutton	0		Stench Damage: +25, Item Drop: +20, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-10", Nonstackable Watch, Rollover Effect Duration: 30
7777	tumbling wool rock-hard studded smoker's cloak	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Damage Reduction: 5, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2014-10"
7778	bouncing rosy-cheeked camouflage T-shirt of vim and vigor of incineration of mayonnaise	0		Maximum HP Percent: 80, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2014-10"
7779	warmed cyan blinking experimental serum G-9	0		Effect: "Mad at Science", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2014-10"
7780	careful therapeutic educational heavy-duty clipboard	0		Experience: +1, Monster Level: -10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2014-10"
7781	chilly crafty dance instructor's experienced battery-powered drill	0		Experience: +2, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum MP: +10, Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2014-10"
7782	decent yellow limp broccoli	4	good	Last Available: "2014-10"
7783	Usain Bolt's careful hat of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -25, Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, 0.5xPotato, cap 31", Last Available: "2014-10"
7784	galvanized wet squat monkey barf	0		Effect: "Appeteyes", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2014-10"
7785	irradiated dry blinking blurry candy	0		Effect: "Petit Forbearance", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2014-10"
7786	rosy-cheeked jangly bracelet of the scaredy-cat of the businessman	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Monster Level: -15, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2014-10"
7787	cuddly teddy bear of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Overload Teddy Bear", Last Available: "2014-10"
7788	ice-cold Cloaca Zero	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7789	Samson's Rosewater's first-aid pouch	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience (Muscle): +5, Last Available: "2014-10"
7790	khaki duffel bag	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7791	altered airborne mutagen	0		Effect: "Human-Plant Hybrid", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2014-10"
7792	SHAWARMA Initiative Keycard	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7793	wobbly bottle-opener keycard	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7794	Armory keycard	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7795	flavorless blue bouncing initiative shawarma	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-10"
7796	stale bouncing warm war shawarma	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-10"
7797	super-sized adequate spinning karma shawarma	5	good	Last Available: "2014-10"
7798	artisanal shaking Jungle Juice	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-10"
7799	triple-distilled artisanal bouncing blurry Amnesiac Ale	8	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-10"
7800	practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed Highest Bitter	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2014-10"
7801	baleful savvy mercenary pistol	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2014-10"
7802	jittery electrified mercenary rifle of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2014-10"
7803	teal blurry Merc Core Field Manual: Sanity Maintenance	0		Skill: "Hypersane", Last Available: "2014-10"
7804	cyan huge Merc Core Field Manual: Intimidation Techniques	0		Skill: "Intimidating Mien", Last Available: "2014-10"
7805	red Merc Core challenge coin	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7806	Merc Core deployment orders	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7807	TI-9000 calculator	0		
7808	tumbling unused soap	0		
7809	pulsating impure gasoline	0		
7810	Z-Bone steak	0		
7811	viral DNA	0		
7812	tarnished bottlecap	0		
7813	fancy normal seared dino steak	4	good	Effect: "Crud&eacute;", Effect Duration: 30
7814	aged triple-distilled blinking bottle of drinkin' gas	10	awesome	
7815	handful of napalm	0		
7816	pulsating dove DNA	0		
7817	mirror gelatinous meat mass	0		
7818	skewed blinking 99.44% pure math	0		
7819	upside-down simple AI	0		
7820	upside-down corrupted bird DNA	0		
7821	shaking sentient meat mass	0		
7822	zombie dinosaur egg	0		
7823	french-fry grabber	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7824	gray scandalous Temple Grandin's wizardly iShield	0		Mysticality: +25, Familiar Weight: +7, Sleaze Damage: +5
7825	wobbly frightening hardy ruddy earbuds	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Maximum HP: +50, Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip
7826	bouncing Jim Carey's Tesla iFlail of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Monster Level: +25, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
7827	decent unidentifiable dried fruit	3	good	
7828	mediocre flat cider	3	decent	
7829	up-at-dawn knitted shellacked trench lighter	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Cold Resistance: +3, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2014-10"
7830	extra-magnetized spinning skewed experimental serum P-00	0		Effect: "Pork Power", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2014-10"
7831	military-grade fingernail clippers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7832	squat encrypted micro-cassette recorder	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7833	maroon gore bucket	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7834	pack of smokes	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7835	red ESP suppression collar	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7836	GPS-tracking wristwatch	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7837	Project T. L. B.	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7838	Agent Mauve	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7839	special clip: tracers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7840	teal special clip: wailers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7841	special clip: squelchers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7842	special clip: splatterers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7843	jittery blinking special clip: boneburners	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7844	special clip: graveburpers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7845	energized deionized wobbly perl necklace	0		Effect: "Strange Mental Acuity", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2014-12"
7846	anodized tumbling Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	0		Effect: "Old School Pompadour", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2014-12"
7847	ionized cold-filtered ruby on canes	0		Effect: "Squid Squint", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2014-12"
7848	spoiled cyan petit fortran	4	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7849	moldy java cookie	3	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7850	tasty cookie cookie	3	awesome	Last Available: "2014-12"
7851	wobbly Van der Graaf plastic exo-suited miner	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2014-12"
7852	blinking savvy plastic semi-autonomous drill unit	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Last Available: "2014-12"
7853	plastic ambulatory robo-minecart of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2014-12"
7854	yellow double-paned plastic Crimbot	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2014-12"
7855	jittery grievous plastic Crimbomega	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2014-12"
7856	flattened flask of mining oil	0		Effect: "Mushroom Samba", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2014-12"
7857	scandalous radiation-resistant helmet	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7858	perfumed servo-assisted exo-pants	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7859	scorching high-energy mining laser of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2014-12"
7860	blinking peppermint tailings	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7861	nugget of Crimbonium	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7862	fuchsia pulsating cylindrical mold	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7863	Crimbonium fuel rod	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7864	blue Petite Paintbrush	0		Adventures: +1
7865	Crimbot schematic: Gun Face	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7866	twirling Crimbot schematic: Big Head	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7867	tumbling mirror Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7868	squat Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7869	twirling Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7870	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7871	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7872	pulsating gray Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7873	green Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7874	skewed Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7875	pulsating red Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7876	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7877	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7878	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7879	pulsating Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7880	Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7881	Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7882	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7883	spinning Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7884	Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7885	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7886	Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7887	Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7888	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7889	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7890	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7891	blurry Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7892	ghostly Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7893	maroon pulsating Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7894	Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7895	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7896	Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7897	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7898	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7899	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7900	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7901	Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7902	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7903	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7904	Crimbot schematic: Rocket Skirt	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7905	narrow wobbly recovered elf magazine	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7906	green recovered elf toothbrush	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7907	maroon recovered elf sleeping pills	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7908	mirror recovered elf underpants	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7909	blurry recovered elf wallet	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7910	spinning recovered elf pocketwatch	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7911	pulsating recovered elf photo album	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7912	upside-down recovered elf smartphone	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7913	rosewater-soaked Size XI Wizard's Robe of terror of the sweet-tooth	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2014-09"
7914	ionized double-vacuum-sealed Bit O' Quail Spleen	0		Effect: "Fitter, Happier", Effect Duration: 50
7915	oxidized Take Eleven Bar	0		Effect: "Executive Greed", Effect Duration: 67
7916	mimeplasm	0		
7917	altered BOOterfinger	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Frozen Tortellini", Effect Duration: 59
7918	wet mirror Moonds	0		Effect: "Supafly", Effect Duration: 60
7919	pickled tarnished twirling Big Punk	0		Effect: "Blubbered Up", Effect Duration: 52
7920	fist turkey outline	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-11"
7921	turkey knuckles	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2014-11"
7922	watered-down aged Friendly Turkey	2	awesome	Last Available: "2014-11"
7923	weak tolerable pulsating Agitated Turkey	2	good	Last Available: "2014-11"
7924	tolerable practically non-alcoholic Ambitious Turkey	1	good	Last Available: "2014-11"
7925	moldy massive jittery neutron lollipop	9	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7926	weak tolerable jittery gamma nog	2	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7934	sneaky wrapping paper	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7935	pulsating Thwaitgold nit statuette	0		
7936	olive picky tweezers	0		Last Available: "2015-02"
7937	Crimbo Credit	0		
7938	dehydrated single atom	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-02"
7939	Time Cape	0		Last Available: "2014-11"
7940	Time Cloak	0		Last Available: "2014-11"
7941	bouncing sleeve deuce	0		
7942	pocket ace	0		
7943	nastygeist	0		
7944	squat yellow tooth	0		
7945	table	0		
7946	manspreader's chaotic Samson's outlaw bandana	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Monster Level: +10
7947	tolerable whiskey in a broken glass	3	good	
7948	delicious shot of mescal	4	awesome	
7949	perfectly mixed squat glass of herbal tequila	3	EPIC	
7950	yellow minin' dynamite	0		
7951	asbestos-lined plaid cowboy hat of the businessman	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "2xLep, 1xBarrr, cap 25"
7952	lasso	0		
7953	pulsating lard-coated chaotic rusted-out shootin' iron of incineration	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
7954	wobbly rattler rattle	0		
7955	bag of money	0		
7956	Crimbo sapling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
7957	even more tinsel	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7958	box of Crimbo decorations	0		
7959	tumbling letter to Ed the Undying	0		
7960	skewed copy of a jerk adventurer's father's diary	0		
7961	knitted mansplainer's electrified Staff of Ed of the cheetah	0		Monster Level: +15, Cold Resistance: +3, Initiative: +60, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
7962	Eye of Ed	0		
7963	teal amulet	0		
7964	squat Staff of Fats of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100
7965	Holy MacGuffin	0		
7966	Ka coin	0		
7967	energetic World's Best Adventurer sash	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20
7968	jittery topiary nugglet	0		
7969	beehive	0		
7970	wobbly boning knife	0		
7971	cyan Aggressive Carrot	0		Free Pull
7972	pickled jittery mummified fig	1	good	
7973	vaporized fuchsia skewed mummified loaf of bread	1	awesome	Effect: "Corona de la Salsa", Effect Duration: 40
7974	pickled spinning green mummified beef haunch	1	EPIC	
7975	linen bandages	0		
7976	ghostly jittery cotton bandages	0		
7977	cyan silk bandages	0		
7978	holy spring water	0		
7979	spirit beer	0		
7980	blue sacramental wine	0		
7981	talisman of Thoth	0		
7982	squat cure-all	0		
7983	Sister Accessory of terror of the businessman	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Softcore Only
7984	polarized Boosty Juice	0		Effect: "Salamanderenity", Effect Duration: 50
7985	smartaleck's parachute of extreme caution	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2015-12"
7986	personal trainer's beefcake's pad	0		Muscle: +25, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
7987	blinking Jeselnik's peeler	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2015-12"
7988	narrow Newton's smooth pettipants	0		Moxie: +15, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2015-12"
7989	shaking teal lightning-fast aromatic panama hat	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2015-12"
7990	fireproof pulsera	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
7991	crafty beefcake's police baton	0		Muscle: +25, Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
7992	squat tumbling nippy chilly medical-grade dance instructor's plus-fours of the sweet-tooth of the early riser	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Cold Damage: 15, Candy Drop: +100, Adventures: +7, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2015-12"
7993	foul-smelling brawny porkpie	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
7994	Sherlock's pepper mill of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2015-12"
7995	squat purple medical-grade pelerine of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2015-12"
7996	tumbling extremely unsafe phantom mask	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Item Drop: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
7997	mixed narrow polyesterene powder	1		Effect: "[1609]Dancin' Fool", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2015-12"
7998	altered tumbling powder	1		Effect: "Boschface", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2015-12"
7999	quantum choco-Crimbot	0		Effect: "Blackberry Politeness", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2014-12"
8000	polymerized ghostly pulsating smart watch	0		Effect: "Red-Shirted Escort", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2014-12"
8001	corrupted squat blurry augmented-reality shades	0		Effect: "Standard Cheer", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2014-12"
8002	toy Crimbot mega face of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "LIGHT", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
8003	healthy toy Crimbot power glove	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "ZAP", Last Available: "2014-12"
8004	purple skewed MacGyver's toy Crimbot super fist	0		Maximum MP: +100, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "POW", Last Available: "2014-12"
8005	mirror savvy toy Crimbot rocket legs	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BURN", Last Available: "2014-12"
8006	anodized Crimbot battery	0		Effect: "Remaining Alive", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2014-12"
8007	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	0		Skill: "Rapid Prototyping", Last Available: "2014-12"
8008	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	0		Skill: "Mathematical Precision", Last Available: "2014-12"
8009	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency	0		Skill: "Ruthless Efficiency", Last Available: "2014-12"
8010	Mini-Crimbot crate	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
8011	heavy-duty Crimbot aerial	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2014-12"
8012	flame-wreathed clever Crimbomega drive chain of chilblains	0		Maximum MP: +20, Cold Damage: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "LUBE", Last Available: "2014-12"
8013	blinking Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	0		Skill: "Rapid Prototyping", Last Available: "2014-12"
8014	twirling spinning Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)	0		Skill: "Mathematical Precision", Last Available: "2014-12"
8015	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	0		Skill: "Ruthless Efficiency", Last Available: "2014-12"
8016	unsweetened fitness wristband	0		Effect: "World's Shortest Giant", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2014-12"
8017	modified flask of tainted mining oil	0		Effect: "Seriously Mutated", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2014-12"
8018	extra-moist wet and rain stick	0		Effect: "Fire Inside", Effect Duration: 18
8019	spinning Chateau Mantegna room key	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-01"
8020	decent Choco-Mint patty	4	good	Last Available: "2015-01"
8021	perfectly mixed watered-down mirror hot mint schnocolate	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-01"
8022	twisted tumbling maroon homeopathic mint tea	1	awesome	Last Available: "2015-01"
8023	cyan muscle stimulator	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8024	tumbling foreign language tapes	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8025	bowl of potpourri	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8026	ceiling fan	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8027	ghostly antler chandelier	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8028	wobbly artificial skylight	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8029	gray Swiss piggy bank	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8030	continental juice bar	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8031	stationery set	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8032	calligraphy pen	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-01"
8033	alpine watercolor set	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8034	vibrating tope&eacute; of the brazier	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, cap 12"
8035	pulsating Sherlock's topiary tights of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +25
8036	manspreader's topiary necktie	0		Monster Level: +10
8037	low-calorie moldy bowl of topioca	1	crappy	
8038	topiary skunk	0		
8039	gray topiary noseplugs	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8040	huge trusty whip	0		
8041	crumbling skull	0		
8042	bouncing rock	0		
8043	pot	0		Item Drop: +5
8044	ghostly stylish spelunking fedora	0		Moxie: +25
8045	reassuring sturdy machete	0		Spooky Resistance: +1
8046	medical-grade shotgun	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
8047	sage boomerang	0		Mysticality Percent: +10
8049	huge steel-toed mining helmet	0		Damage Reduction: 9
8050	rosewater-soaked X-ray goggles	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Luck: +5
8051	narrow cape of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10
8052	cyan jetpack of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8053	spring boots	0		
8054	twirling spiked boots	0		
8055	steel-toed pickaxe	0		Damage Reduction: 9
8056	torch	0		
8057	twirling olive Usain Bolt's crafty [spelunking test kit]	0		Maximum MP: +10, Initiative: +80
8058	plasma rifle of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
8059	Bananubis's Staff	0		Luck: -6
8060	upside-down foul-smelling chaotic The Joke Book of the Dead	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +10, Luck: -6
8061	The Clown Crown	0		Luck: -6
8062	bouncing coffee cup	0		Luck: -2
8063	Tales of Spelunking	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8064	monkey statuette	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8065	teal banana	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8066	compressed blue huge	1	decent	Last Available: "2015-12"
8067	yellow nuggets	0		
8068	maroon Professor of Spelunkology	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8069	Stembridge sidearm	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8070	shaking twirling warehouse map page	0		
8071	warehouse inventory page	0		
8072	janitor sponge	0		
8073	yellow Spelunker of Fortune	0		Skill: "Speluck", Last Available: "2015-12"
8074	lightning-fast flame-retardant quilted Spelunker's fedora	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Hot Resistance: +1, Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-12"
8075	Annie Oakley's padded Spelunker's whip	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2015-12"
8076	shellacked Newton's Spelunker's khakis of Gandalf	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Damage Reduction: 7, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-12"
8077	ghostly Spelunker's Guild prize sack	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8084	LOLmec statuette	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8085	jittery squat Spelunker of Fortune (used)	0		Skill: "Speluck"
8086	still-beating spleen	0		
8087	Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	0		
8088	skewed jewel	0		
8089	headless sparrow	0		
8090	mangled squirrel	0		
8091	rat carcass	0		
8092	narrow deadly wicker kickers of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Weapon Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8093	avaricious scandalous wicker slicker	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2016-12"
8094	censurious smooth wicker knickers	0		Moxie: +15, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2016-12"
8095	yellow pulsating executive supercool wicker ticker	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8096	narrow red arcane researcher's wicker sticker of terror	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
8097	pulsating wobbly wicker clicker of the empath of the businessman	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
8098	powdered wickerbits	1		Last Available: "2016-12"
8099	huge rock-hard sage belt	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Damage Reduction: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8100	stanky healthy badge	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8101	hale bowl of the detective	0		Maximum HP: +20, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2016-12"
8102	skewed Van der Graaf shellacked brooch	0		Damage Reduction: 7, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8103	nippy sinister breeches	0		Spell Damage: +10, Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
8104	coward's banded backpack	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2016-12"
8105	powdered lime green bits	1		Effect: "Happy Trails", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2016-12"
8106	Jack Frost's dangerous anvil	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8107	green Van der Graaf crafty akubra	0		Maximum MP: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2017-12"
8108	therapeutic apron of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8109	quilted forbidden ascot	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Damage Absorption: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8110	family-friendly Tesla attache case	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Drops Items, Last Available: "2017-12"
8111	blue greedy accordion of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Meat Drop: +20, Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2017-12"
8112	powdered jittery aerosolized	1		Effect: "Livin' Large", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2017-12"
8113	shaking family-friendly wig of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2017-12"
8114	ghostly prompt coward's winch crank	0		Monster Level: -20, Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8115	wobbly zippy experienced widget	0		Experience: +2, Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8116	spinning skewed hardened stylish whisk	0		Moxie: +25, Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2017-12"
8117	wobbly wizardly walker of the sewer	0		Mysticality: +25, Stench Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8118	knitted waders of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2017-12"
8119	boiled red flakes	1		Last Available: "2017-12"
8120	twirling perfumed gaiters of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2018-12"
8121	miser's Temple Grandin's garland	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8122	cyan chilly brawny gunnysack	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2018-12"
8123	executive Rosewater's garibaldi	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2018-12"
8124	Temple Grandin's girdle of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Familiar Weight: +7, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Disco Pudge", Last Available: "2018-12"
8125	wool lard-coated gloves	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8126	pickled upside-down narrow smithereens	1		Last Available: "2018-12"
8127	lightning-fast mansplainer's fiberglass fetish	0		Monster Level: +15, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2018-12"
8128	spinning baleful fiberglass foil	0		Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2018-12"
8129	censurious wholesome fiberglass fannypack	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8130	squat medical-grade fiberglass frock of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2018-12"
8131	auspicious stanky fiberglass fingerguard	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8132	dog trainer's fiberglass fedora of doom	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2018-12"
8133	denatured shaking blue fiberglass fibers	1		Last Available: "2018-12"
8134	bottle of lovebug pheromones	0		Free Pull
8135	olive twirling winged yeti fur	0		
8136	green talisman of Renenutet	0		
8138	ghostly aromatic rubber spatula	0		Stench Resistance: +1
8139	bouncing veiny spoon	0		Maximum HP: +10
8140	shaking wizardly crystalline reamer	0		Mysticality: +25
8141	boxer's macroplane grater	0		Muscle Percent: +10
8142	teal bouncing jittery bastard baster of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15
8143	obsidian nutcracker of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100
8144	pulsating talisman of Seshat	0		Free Pull
8145	glass eye of the wise owl of the sweet-tooth	0		Mysticality: +20, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip
8146	alkaline shaking invisible potion	0		Effect: "Heal Thy Nanoself", Effect Duration: 12
8147	time shuriken	0		
8148	spinning asbestos-lined vibrating ninjammies of the glutton	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 0.5xPotato, cap 25", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8149	unsweetened quadruple-boiled Glo-Pop	0		Effect: "Quantum of Moxie", Effect Duration: 66
8150	warmed pressed teal skewed sugar sphere	0		Effect: "Salamander In Your Stomach", Effect Duration: 63
8151	vacuum-sealed Shrubble Bubble	0		Effect: "Weird Flavor", Effect Duration: 50
8152	triple-corrupted lime green polyeaster egg	0		Effect: "20-20 Second Sight", Effect Duration: 48
8153	polymerized candy dish	0		Effect: "protect.enq", Effect Duration: 45
8154	quantum Spechunky bar	0		Effect: "Good Karma", Effect Duration: 40
8155	flattened dry talisman of Horus	0		Effect: "Mushroom Samba", Effect Duration: 53
8156	check to the Meatsmith	0		
8157	blinking Skeleton Store office key	0		
8158	bone with a price tag on it	0		
8159	half of a tooth	0		
8160	frozen non-moist mouse skull	0		Effect: "Marinated", Effect Duration: 63
8161	irradiated really thick spine	0		Effect: "Mathematically Precise", Effect Duration: 24
8162	groovy skullcap of doom	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley,cap 5"
8163	hardened three-legged pants of terror	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 25"
8164	pulsating yellow strapping remaindered axe of dire peril	0		Muscle: +5, Weapon Damage: +20
8165	mirror low-budget shield	0		
8166	blurry bouncing forbidden smartaleck's cr&ecirc;epy mask	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, cap 5"
8167	spoiled half-sized baguette	2	crappy	
8168	glob of icing	0		
8169	ionized huge ginger snaps	0		Effect: "Insulated Trousers", Effect Duration: 62
8170	alkaline dry mostly-broken sunglasses	0		Effect: "Ack!  Barred!", Effect Duration: 69
8171	weak smooth unflavored wine cooler	2	awesome	
8172	carton of snake milk	1	decent	
8173	ghostly sewer snake of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20
8174	toothsome pigeon egg	4	awesome	
8175	cool jaunty feather of the boozehound	0		Moxie: +5, Booze Drop: +100
8176	tolerable premium malt liquor	3	good	
8177	prompt knitted brown paper pants	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Adventures: +3
8178	scorching brown paper bag mask of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Hot Damage: +25
8179	hale ring of telling skeletons what to do	0		Maximum HP: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tell a Skeleton What To Do", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tell This Skeleton What To Do"
8180	asbestos-lined breadwand	0		Hot Resistance: +5
8181	loafers of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
8182	Map to Kokomo	0		Free Pull, Skill: "Summon Kokomo Resort Pass"
8183	asbestos-lined bread basket	0		Hot Resistance: +5
8184	twirling pulsating Ed the Undying exhibit crate	0		
8185	huge fortified The Crown of Ed the Undying of Calamity Jane	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Actually Ed the Undying)]
8186	Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic	0		
8187	map to a hidden booze cache	0		
8188	drinkable Cherrytastrophe wine cooler	3	good	
8189	drinkable Radberry Rip wine cooler	4	good	
8190	hand-crafted Orangemageddon wine cooler	3	EPIC	
8191	smooth Breakfast Blast wine cooler	4	awesome	
8192	aged Citrus Crush wine cooler	3	awesome	
8193	massive adequate enchanted plain bagel	8	good	Effect: "Amorphous Cheer", Effect Duration: 10
8194	decent bite-sized skewed purple glob of cream cheese	1	good	
8195	rotten loaf of soda bread	4	crappy	
8196	normal acceptable bagel	4	good	
8197	yummy snack-sized standard-issue cupcake	2	awesome	
8198	flavorless ultra-deluxe cupcake	3	decent	
8199	mirror hypnotic breadcrumbs	0		
8200	tasty purple popular tart	3	awesome	
8201	no-handed pie	0		
8202	oxidized concentrated tumbling Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum	0		Effect: "Gunky Dory", Effect Duration: 42
8203	skewed airplane charter: Dinseylandfill	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-04"
8204	pulsating one-day ticket to Dinseylandfill	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8205	cyan FunFunds&trade;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8206	pulsating ribald expensive camera of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8207	sunglasses	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8208	enhanced modified bouncing How to Avoid Scams	0		Effect: "Tiki Temerity", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2015-04"
8209	filthy child leash	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2015-04"
8210	bag of gross foreign snacks	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8211	tumbling bag of park garbage	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8212	grogpagne	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
8213	skewed censurious rigging rope of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2015-04"
8214	mixed twirling nasty snuff	1	decent	Effect: "Eggs-tra Sensory Perception", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2015-04"
8215	skewed ghostly lard-coated toasty sewage-clogged pistol	0		Hot Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Sewage Pistol", Last Available: "2015-04"
8216	enhanced oxidized squat beard incense	0		Effect: "Standard Cheer", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2015-04"
8217	scorching perfume-soaked bandana of the overflowing toilet	0		Hot Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8218	jittery toxic globule	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8219	normal snack-sized fuchsia toxo	2	good	Last Available: "2015-04"
8220	bad practically non-alcoholic Lemonade-235	1	decent	Last Available: "2015-04"
8221	greasy smelly isotophat	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-04"
8222	Three Mile Island shorts of the bloodbag of the early riser	0		Maximum HP: +100, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2015-04"
8223	stanky Temple Grandin's toxic mop	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-04"
8224	inert sludgepuppy	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8225	twirling lead collar	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2015-04"
8226	jar of swamp honey	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8227	executive stylish backwoods banjo of the detective	0		Moxie: +25, Item Drop: +20, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2015-04"
8228	lime green grody jug	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8229	wool Jeselnik's ratskin pajama pants of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2015-04", Rollover Effect Duration: 40
8230	electrified yellow turtle voicebox	0		Effect: "Material Witness", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2015-04"
8231	double-paned Jeselnik's Newton's fake washboard	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Sleaze Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2015-04"
8232	cyan weightlifter's strapping Dinsey's oculus	0		Muscle: 20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8233	forbidden Dinsey's radar dish	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2015-04"
8234	jittery fortified Dinsey's pizza cutter of the scaredy-cat	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2015-04"
8235	greedy Dinsey's brain of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2015-04"
8236	mirror teal Jim Carey's Dinsey's glove of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: 45, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8237	shaking maroon Dinsey's pants of the cougar of Gandalf	0		Moxie: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2015-04"
8238	squat brain preservation fluid	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8239	huge jittery keycard &alpha;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8240	narrow upside-down keycard &beta;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8241	narrow keycard &gamma;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8242	blinking keycard &delta;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8243	complimentary Dinsey refreshments	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8244	sage lube-shoes	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Last Available: "2015-04"
8245	blurry trash net	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8246	blue foul-smelling Sinatra's Dinsey mascot mask of the overflowing toilet	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Stench Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2015-04"
8247	adequate Dinsey food-cone	4	good	Last Available: "2015-04"
8248	hand-crafted extra-dry Dinsey Whinskey	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-04"
8249	cold-filtered blurry Dinsey face paint	0		Effect: "Barking Mad", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2015-04"
8250	wicked fannypack of the bloodbag	0		Spell Damage: +5, Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2015-04"
8251	knitted therapeutic healthy shellacked fortified Newton's garbage sticker	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Damage Absorption: +60, Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Cold Resistance: +3, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Drops Meat, Last Available: "2015-04"
8252	chaotic hardy hardened smartaleck's hazmat helmet of incineration	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum HP: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2015-04"
8253	Scratch-and-Sniff Guide to Dinseylandfill	0		Skill: "Olfactory Burnout", Last Available: "2015-04"
8254	Trash, a Memoir	0		Skill: "Garbage Nova", Last Available: "2015-04"
8255	Dinsey Maintenance Manual	0		Skill: "Dinsey Operations Expert", Last Available: "2015-04"
8256	Dinsey tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8257	colloidal wet warmed nasty gum	0		Effect: "Frozen Shoulders", Effect Duration: 11
8258	shaking Wart Dinsey: An Afterlife	0		Skill: "Rotten Memories"
8259	Usain Bolt's The Lot's engagement ring	0		Initiative: +80, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Propose To Your Opponent"
8260	huge Mayo Clinic	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8261	spinning Mayonex	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8262	Mayodiol	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8263	Mayostat	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8264	Mayozapine	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8265	Mayoflex	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8266	Usain Bolt's resourceful Socratic miracle whip of the cheetah	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum MP: +50, Initiative: 140, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8267	squat rosy-cheeked sphygmayomanometer	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8268	tomayohawk-style reflex hammer	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8269	shaking ghostly green mayo lance	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8270	massive adequate unappetizing mayolus	6	good	Last Available: "2015-05"
8271	special rotten uninteresting mayolus	3	crappy	Effect: "Bastard!", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2015-05"
8272	stale acceptable mayolus	4	decent	Last Available: "2015-05"
8273	normal upside-down enticing mayolus	3	good	Last Available: "2015-05"
8274	moldy gigantic mouth-watering mayolus	7	crappy	Last Available: "2015-05"
8275	newly-hatched mayonnaise wasp	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8276	tumbling mayo pump	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8277	Essence of Bear	0		Skill: "Bear Essence"
8278	extra-dry lousy Afternoon Delight	5	decent	Last Available: "2015-04"
8279	Kokomo Resort Chip	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8280	tumbling mirror Golden Kokomo Resort Chip	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8281	quantum non-moist modified Kokomo Resort Brand Suntan Oil	0		Effect: "Superveiny 9000", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2025-08"
8282	fuchsia Kokomo Resort Order Pad	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8283	shaking blurry The Cocktail Shaker	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8284	triple-dry modified pressed Kokomo Resort Pass	0		Effect: "Celestial Sheen", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2025-08"
8285	wobbly spinning Mayo Minder&trade;	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8286	dry Mayo de Mayo&trade; mayo	0		Effect: "Stogied", Effect Duration: 44
8287	puck	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-06"
8288	tumbling kill screen	0		Random Monster Modifiers: +1, Last Available: "2015-06"
8289	boxing gloves	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8290	knitted dice ring	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip
8291	jittery dice belt buckle of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Single Equip
8292	boxer's dice-print pajama pants	0		Muscle Percent: +10
8293	tumbling blurry thinker's dice-shaped backpack	0		Mysticality: +10
8294	huge wizardly dice-print do-rag	0		Mysticality: +25
8295	spinning careful dice sunglasses	0		Monster Level: -10, Single Equip
8296	Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette	0		
8297	ionized corrupted dice	0		Effect: "Weird Vibrations", Effect Duration: 37
8298	wobbly pixel	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8299	pixel coin	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8300	galvanized corrupted power pill	0		Effect: "Bells in the Batfry", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2015-06"
8301	flattened anodized squat pixel star	0		Effect: "Tingly Wrists", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2015-06"
8302	normal snack-sized pixel banana	2	good	Last Available: "2015-06"
8303	weak artisanal green pixel beer	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-06"
8304	narrow puck with a bow on it	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-06"
8305	pumps	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8306	aerosolized adjusted blinking sludgesicle	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Pervy Noodles", Effect Duration: 55
8307	deionized anodized polarized &Uuml;berraschthexengebr&auml;u	0		Effect: "Human-Slime Hybrid", Effect Duration: 25
8308	boiled warmed super-improved piggy tattoo	0		Effect: "Macho Profundo", Effect Duration: 24
8309	warmed blue baggie of regular-sized tardigrades	0		Effect: "Turkey-Friendly", Effect Duration: 51
8310	vacuum-sealed improved .epub file	0		Effect: "Rainbow Bright", Effect Duration: 37
8311	deionized upside-down BUBBLE GUM	0		Effect: "Concentrated Concentration", Effect Duration: 48
8312	dry concentrated red hustler shades	0		Effect: "Chari Tea", Effect Duration: 23
8313	dry concentrated wobbly jerky stick	0		Effect: "Stickler for Promptness", Effect Duration: 15
8314	ionized frozen costume rental shop	0		Effect: "Arresistible", Effect Duration: 44
8315	tarnished muscle oil	0		Effect: "Fan-Cooled", Effect Duration: 59
8316	corrupted concentrated quadruple-energized bottle of Red-Out	0		Effect: "Fury of the Bells", Effect Duration: 34
8317	moist cold-filtered fuchsia pickpocket protector	0		Effect: "Eagle Eyes", Effect Duration: 58
8318	energized extra-Vulcanized upside-down sinister-looking cat	0		Effect: "Squirming Like a Toad", Effect Duration: 21
8319	electrified squat jazzy cigarette holder	0		Effect: "Swimming with Sharks", Effect Duration: 32
8320	deionized chilled purple ghostly one glove	0		Effect: "French Bronilla Brogueishness", Effect Duration: 24
8321	colloidal glove	0		Effect: "Floundering", Effect Duration: 13
8322	cold-filtered modified huge bouncing handful of fire	0		Effect: "Inscrutable exoskeleton", Effect Duration: 57
8323	colloidal flattened purple Cracklin' Oat Bran	0		Effect: "The Dinsey Way", Effect Duration: 17
8324	adjusted chilled disposable lighter	0		Effect: "Radiant Personality", Effect Duration: 30
8325	enhanced warmed blue coal contact lenses	0		Effect: "Initiative and Let Die", Effect Duration: 39
8326	modified bouncing conjured ice cream	0		Effect: "Memory of Attractiveness", Effect Duration: 26
8327	warmed polarized Iceberglar scarf	0		Effect: "Salamander In Your Stomach", Effect Duration: 57
8328	non-concentrated ghostly icy hairspray	0		Effect: "Cool Spirit", Effect Duration: 31
8329	moist polarized twirling smellbook	0		Effect: "Sourpuss", Effect Duration: 30
8330	magnetized ionized ionized twirling assassin's cheese knife	0		Effect: "Taurus Rising", Effect Duration: 15
8331	non-colloidal warmed filthy armor	0		Effect: "Celestial Vision", Effect Duration: 64
8332	anodized frozen mirror plague pie	0		Effect: "Bat Attitude", Effect Duration: 37
8333	galvanized batarang	0		Effect: "All Is Forgiven", Effect Duration: 50
8334	super-modified spare neck bolts	0		Effect: "How to Scam Tourists", Effect Duration: 22
8335	energized pickled enhanced mirror grease trap	0		Effect: "Steroid Boost", Effect Duration: 51
8336	colloidal shamanic ham	0		Effect: "Jackasses' Symphony of Destruction", Effect Duration: 49
8337	deionized chilled jittery porkpocket	0		Effect: "Fit To Be Tide", Effect Duration: 44
8338	triple-dry galvanized huge Leonard's glasses	0		Effect: "Dreams and Lights", Effect Duration: 36
8339	concentrated twirling warehouse walkie-talkie	0		Effect: "Rushin' Hands", Effect Duration: 54
8340	anodized ghostly janitor's mop	0		Effect: "Memory of Resilience", Effect Duration: 54
8341	adjusted warehouse clerk's glasses	0		Effect: "Bored Stiff", Effect Duration: 35
8342	super-pickled polymerized squat gray baloney rotgut	0		Effect: "Extra-Sharp Weapon", Effect Duration: 69
8343	corrupted dry narrow tumbling carton of gaspers	0		Effect: "Salt Rockin'", Effect Duration: 59
8344	warmed energized bronze polish	0		Effect: "Virgo Rising", Effect Duration: 11
8345	liquefied dry crident	0		Effect: "Hair on Your Chest", Effect Duration: 15
8346	corrupted magnetized red squat totally sweet mohawk helmet	0		Effect: "One For Tea", Effect Duration: 59
8347	enhanced spray chrome	0		Effect: "Pygmy Drinking Buddy", Effect Duration: 22
8348	electrified nitrogenated bouncing filthy monkey head	0		Effect: "Greasy Peasy", Effect Duration: 22
8349	polymerized enhanced hand of cards	0		Effect: "Experimental Effect G-9", Effect Duration: 13
8350	nitrogenated lime green damp bar rag	0		Effect: "Egg-cellent Vocabulary", Effect Duration: 38
8351	flattened lump of goofball ore	0		Effect: "Hella Tough", Effect Duration: 20
8352	tarnished Vulcanized gray skeleton beans	0		Effect: "Berry Defensive", Effect Duration: 25
8353	extra-adjusted triple-quantum modified blinking grimy lab coat	0		Effect: "Appeteyes", Effect Duration: 52
8354	moist nitrogenated altered nursery rhyme	0		Effect: "Spring Training", Effect Duration: 48
8355	energized unsweetened mirror lime green mirror iron torso box	0		Effect: "Gyromitra Gymnastics", Effect Duration: 41
8356	non-ionized altered mirror ghostly teal mercenary headband	0		Effect: "Slippery Tongue", Effect Duration: 21
8357	unsweetened irradiated skewed radioactive spider venom	0		Effect: "Sticky Hands", Effect Duration: 32
8358	adjusted narrow x-ray mirror	0		Effect: "Mushroom Might", Effect Duration: 36
8359	dry tumbling wobbly wrestling mask	0		Effect: "In the Slimelight", Effect Duration: 41
8360	super-colloidal denatured upside-down hawkface potion	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Hot Linguine", Effect Duration: 22
8361	denatured anodized adjusted twirling child-sized dracula cloak	0		Effect: "Radium Radicality", Effect Duration: 55
8362	altered quadruple-colloidal mirror devil-summoning hat	0		Effect: "Petit Forbearance", Effect Duration: 29
8363	concentrated magnetized dry bouncing spinning shopkeeper beard	0		Effect: "Fruited", Effect Duration: 14
8364	oxidized purple alien autoautopsy kit	0		Effect: "Cotton Mouthed", Effect Duration: 55
8365	magnetized novelty fruit hat	0		Effect: "Ooh, Sour!", Effect Duration: 55
8366	enhanced green invisibility cream	0		Effect: "Pork Power", Effect Duration: 50
8367	double-anodized quantum handful of stubble	0		Effect: "Cold Blooded", Effect Duration: 18
8368	adjusted shaking huge garbage juice slurpee	0		Effect: "Broken Fast", Effect Duration: 30
8369	chilled maroon plunge-leg	0		Effect: "Je Ne Sais Porquoise", Effect Duration: 39
8370	activated funky eyepatch	0		Effect: "Rave Concentration", Effect Duration: 62
8371	double-improved bucket of fish juice	0		Effect: "Hip to Be Square Dancin'", Effect Duration: 27
8372	super-flattened flashy pirate dreadlocks	0		Effect: "Newt Gets In Your Eyes", Effect Duration: 64
8373	Vulcanized polarized energized captured boozles	0		Effect: "Power Ballad of the Arrowsmith", Effect Duration: 26
8374	non-cold-filtered altered drinks tray	0		Effect: "Frostbeard", Effect Duration: 15
8375	moist diffused shaking eyebrow lifter	0		Effect: "On a Roll", Effect Duration: 47
8376	submarine	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8377	moldy pixel lemon	3	crappy	Last Available: "2015-06"
8378	artisanal boozy spinning pixel daiquiri	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-06"
8379	quadruple-galvanized power pill	0		Effect: "Leash of Linguini", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2015-06"
8380	improved colloidal pixel potion	0		Effect: "One For Tea", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2015-06"
8381	Pack of Every Card	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-07"
8382	Deck of Every Card	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8383	blinking popular part	0		
8384	skewed bubblegum heart	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8385	cubic zirconia	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8386	twirling valuable coin	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8387	mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8388	mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8389	tumbling mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8390	blue mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8391	mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8392	ghostly gift card	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8393	hermit factoid	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8394	The Emperor's dry cleaning	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8395	jittery forbidden The Emperor's new hat	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2015-07"
8396	The Emperor's new shirt of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2015-07"
8397	spinning beefcake's The Emperor's new pants	0		Muscle: +25, Last Available: "2015-07"
8398	blurry smartaleck's lead pipe of the storm	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8399	spinning crafty dance instructor's rope	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum MP: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8400	Tesla razor-sharp wrench	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8401	banded grievous candlestick	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Damage Absorption: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8402	lard-coated weightlifter's knife	0		Muscle: +15, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8403	Sherlock's sinister revolver	0		Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8404	1952 Mickey Mantle card	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8405	wobbly talking spade	0		Free Pull
8406	jittery savory dry noodles	0		
8407	moldy pestopiary	3	crappy	
8408	modified denatured ectoplasmic orbs	0		Effect: "Crimbo Nostalgia", Effect Duration: 11
8409	bland low-calorie crudles	1	decent	
8410	moldy super-sized agnolotti arboli	5	crappy	
8411	normal low-calorie spaghetti with ghost balls	1	good	
8412	low-calorie yummy succulent marrow	1	awesome	
8413	stale salacious crumbs	3	decent	
8414	adequate fusilli marrownarrow	3	good	
8415	rotten spinning suggestive strozzapreti	4	crappy	
8416	Mountain Stream gastrique	0		
8417	immense spoiled pulsating Mt. McLargeHuge oyster	9	crappy	
8418	mirror oyster sauce	0		
8419	small bland tumbling linguini immondizia bianco	2	decent	
8420	tasty shells a la shellfish	3	awesome	
8421	shaking shaking Jick's autograph	0		
8422	high-temperature mining drill	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8423	unsmoothed velvet	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8424	1,970 carat	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8425	New Age healing crystal	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8426	lime green twirling Volcoino	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8427	spinning fizzing spore pod	0		
8428	spore pod	0		
8429	huge veiny spore pod	0		
8430	jittery hard spore pod	0		
8431	squat spore pod	0		
8432	hot spore pod	0		
8433	cool spore pod	0		
8434	jingling spore pod	0		
8435	ghostly supercool brainy LavaCo Lamp&trade;	0		Mysticality: +5, Moxie Percent: +20, Last Available: "2015-08", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8436	ghostly Sherlock's supercharged LavaCo Lamp&trade;	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2015-08", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8437	bouncing squat purple Annie Oakley's sage LavaCo Lamp&trade;	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2015-08", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8438	thin wire	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8439	insulated wire	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8440	huge empty lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8441	full lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8442	viscous lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8443	blinking yellow lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8444	lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8445	cyan lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8446	tumbling SMOOCH bottlecap	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
8447	uncapped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8448	jittery uncapped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8449	upside-down uncapped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8450	capped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8451	capped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8452	twirling blinking capped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8453	twirling heat-resistant sheet	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8454	LavaCo&trade; Lamp housing	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8455	New Age crystal	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8456	crystalline light bulb	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8457	blinking broken high-temperature mining drill	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8458	skewed cool high-temperature mining mask of the scaredy-cat	0		Moxie: +5, Monster Level: -15, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-08"
8459	fireproof megaphone of courage of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: 8, Last Available: "2015-08"
8460	rotten jumbo mineapple	5	crappy	Last Available: "2015-08"
8461	acceptable watered-down Gold Velvet&trade; whiskey	2	good	Last Available: "2015-08"
8462	shaking SMOOCH soda	1	decent	Last Available: "2015-08"
8463	moldy spinning upside-down smelted roe	3	crappy	Last Available: "2015-08"
8464	lousy high-proof mirror lavawater	9	decent	Last Available: "2015-08"
8465	tarnished shaking basaltamander tongue	0		Effect: "Going Ape", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2015-08"
8466	pulsating careful Jim Carey's razor-sharp lavalarva	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Monster Level: 15, Last Available: "2015-08"
8467	inspector's padded lava balaclava of mayonnaise	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2015-08"
8468	rosewater-soaked toasty occult basaltamander buckler	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Hot Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2015-08"
8469	quantum lava globs	0		Effect: "You Ate Some Hemp Candy", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2015-08"
8470	tiny spoiled gooey lava globs	1	crappy	Last Available: "2015-08"
8471	wobbly wool lava-proof pants of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2015-08"
8472	aromatic hardened heat-resistant necktie	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8473	reassuring greasy padded heat-resistant gloves	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8474	moldy immense very hot lunch	6	crappy	Last Available: "2015-08"
8475	weak fancy perfectly mixed asbestos thermos	2	super EPIC	Effect: "Using Protection", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2015-08"
8476	boiled double-diffused blue liquid rhinestones	0		Effect: "Trivia Master", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2015-08"
8477	decent massive disco biscuit	8	good	Last Available: "2015-08"
8478	special lousy Quaatorade&trade;	3	decent	Effect: "Fortunate Resolve", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2015-08"
8479	miser's Tesla energetic biker's hat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2015-08"
8480	friendly medical-grade steel-toed feathered headdress	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Familiar Weight: +3, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2015-08"
8481	steel-toed personal trainer's slick electrician's hardhat	0		Moxie: +10, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Damage Reduction: 9, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2015-08"
8482	Lava Miner's Daughter	0		Skill: "Asbestos Heart", Last Available: "2015-08"
8483	pulsating Psycho From The Heat	0		Skill: "Pyromania", Last Available: "2015-08"
8484	maroon The Firegate Tapes	0		Skill: "Firegate", Last Available: "2015-08"
8485	twirling &quot;DEBBIE&quot; tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8486	one-day ticket to That 70s Volcano	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8487	airplane charter: That 70s Volcano	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-08"
8488	Manual of Numberology	0		Skill: "Calculate the Universe"
8489	New Age hurting crystal	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8490	toasty smooth velvet pants	0		Hot Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2015-08"
8491	gray greedy smooth velvet shirt	0		Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2015-08"
8492	huge Newton's smooth velvet hat	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2015-08"
8493	twirling careful smooth velvet pocket square	0		Monster Level: -10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8494	miser's smooth velvet socks	0		Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8495	sage smooth velvet hanky	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8496	groovy The One Mood Ring of extreme caution	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Monster Level: -25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8497	Mr. Choch's bone	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8498	shaking Mr. Cheeng's 'stache	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8499	Saturday Night thermometer	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8500	the tongue of Smimmons	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8501	jittery Raul's guitar pick	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8502	Pener's crisps	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8503	mirror signed deuce	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8504	olive Lavalos core	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8505	half-melted hula girl	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8506	glass ceiling fragments	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8507	denatured skewed squat SMOOCH coffee cup	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-08"
8508	Vulcanized labrador cookie	0		Effect: "Cranberry Cordiality", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2015-08"
8509	lion tamer's extremely unsafe Mr. Cheeng's spectacles of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip, Drops Items, Last Available: "2015-08"
8510	gravedigger's resourceful grease cannon	0		Maximum MP: +50, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-08"
8511	chilled Vulcanized altered wobbly ghostly demon makeup kit	0		Effect: "Twinkly Weapon", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2015-08"
8512	friendly smooth love of incineration	0		Moxie: +15, Familiar Weight: +3, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2015-08"
8513	manspreader's padded Pener's drumstick of Calamity Jane	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2015-08"
8514	yellow skewed avaricious fireproof deuce cape	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2015-08"
8515	maroon mirror mirror stanky coward's shellacked Lavalos's shell	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Monster Level: -20, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-08"
8516	gray pulsating steel-toed personal trainer's smooth velvet bra	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Damage Reduction: 9, Last Available: "2015-08"
8517	gray careful SMOOCH bracers of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Monster Level: -10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8518	smelly SMOOCH kneepads	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8519	teal SMOOCH spaulders of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8520	extremely unsafe SMOOCH codpiece of Flo-Jo	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Initiative: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 20", Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8521	censurious SMOOCH breastplate	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8522	spinning teal superduperheated	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8523	spinning fused fuse	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8524	superheated	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8525	spoiled gray tumbling lava cake	4	crappy	Last Available: "2015-08"
8526	flavorless pink slime	4	decent	
8527	cyan Devil's Elbow Hot Sauce	0		
8528	ghostly Special&trade; Sauce	0		
8529	adequate devil hair pasta	4	good	
8530	yummy spagecialetti	4	awesome	
8531	Salsa Libre	0		
8532	good gravy	0		
8533	upside-down illicit fish sauce	0		
8534	decent libertagliatelle	4	good	
8535	decent shaking turkish mostaccioli	3	good	
8536	decent huge wobbly linguini of the sea	9	good	
8537	concentrated Hersey&trade; SMOOCH	0		Effect: "Ogred and Oublietted", Effect Duration: 40
8539	Alexy sauce	0		
8540	rainbow sauce	0		
8541	drug cocktail sauce	0		
8542	stale Fettris	3	decent	
8543	toothsome fusillocybin	4	awesome	
8544	adequate bouncing prescription noodles	3	good	
8545	pickled blood-drive sticker	1	good	
8546	vacuum-sealed pulsating olive bag of grain	0		Effect: "Petit Forbearance", Effect Duration: 45
8547	chilled galvanized pocket maze	0		Effect: "Highland Sheen", Effect Duration: 50
8548	diffused wobbly shady shades	0		Effect: "Red-Shirted Escort", Effect Duration: 19
8549	corrupted polarized wobbly squeaky toy rose	0		Effect: "Eyes All Black", Effect Duration: 38
8550	fancy bland big maroon tumbling weird gazelle steak	5	decent	Effect: "Preemptive Medicine", Effect Duration: 30
8551	bland massive upside-down sausage without a cause	6	decent	
8552	moist face paint	0		Effect: "Feet of Watermelon", Effect Duration: 21
8553	drinkable irresponsibly strong emergency margarita	8	good	
8554	artisanal vintage smart drink	3	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
8555	teal a ten-percent bonus	0		
8556	Thwaitgold termite statuette	0		
8557	The Emperor's new cookie	0		
8558	polarized polarized diffused Wickers bar	0		Effect: "Stop the Presses!", Effect Duration: 28
8559	wet red bouncing bakelite-covered bacon	0		Effect: "Chari Tea", Effect Duration: 57
8560	double-colloidal shaking Aerheads	0		Effect: "Down With Chow", Effect Duration: 63
8561	energized super-electrified alkaline Wrotz	0		Effect: "Gleaming White Teeth", Effect Duration: 49
8562	corrupted moist jittery shaking Gabarbar	0		Effect: "Banono", Effect Duration: 66
8563	quadruple-liquefied fiberglass insulation	0		Effect: "Libra Rising", Effect Duration: 57
8564	shrine to the Barrel god	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-09"
8565	shaking up-at-dawn dog trainer's smooth barrel lid	0		Moxie: +15, Experience (familiar): +1, Adventures: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-09"
8566	teal greasy supercharged rosy-cheeked barrel hoop earring	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-09"
8567	prompt lightning-fast bankruptcy barrel of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Initiative: +40, Adventures: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-09"
8568	firkin	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8569	normal barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8570	tun	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8571	weathered barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8572	squat barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8573	ghostly barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8574	squat cyan moist barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8575	rotting barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8576	mouldering barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8577	twirling barnacled barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8578	irresponsibly strong perfectly mixed blurry bottle of Amontillado	8	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-09"
8579	lousy barrel-aged martini	4	decent	Last Available: "2015-09"
8580	normal snack-sized barrel pickle	2	good	Last Available: "2015-09"
8581	moldy barrel cracker	4	crappy	Last Available: "2015-09"
8582	denatured blinking jittery vibrating mushroom	1	EPIC	Effect: "Extra-Wet", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2015-09"
8583	powdered ghostly upside-down mushroom	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-09"
8584	sharpshooter's KoL Con 12-gauge	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2015-09"
8585	teal Golden Mr. Eh? of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2015-09"
8586	green aromatic barrel gun	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2015-09"
8587	twirling barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8588	barrel beryl	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8589	half-sized rotten water log	2	crappy	Last Available: "2015-09"
8590	cool barrelhead of the businessman	0		Moxie: +5, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2015-09"
8591	blurry knitted slick bottoms of the barrel	0		Moxie: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2015-09"
8592	reassuring wizardly chest barrel	0		Mysticality: +25, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2015-09"
8593	red bung spigot	0		Equips On: "Lil' Barrel Mimic"
8594	horrifying double barreled barrel gun of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-09"
8595	knitted vibrating triple barreled barrel gun of temperance	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2015-09"
8596	Annie Oakley's smartaleck's barrel beryl choker	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2015-09"
8597	Jack Frost's Tesla barrel beryl nose ring	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2015-09"
8598	savvy barrel beryl ring of terror	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-09"
8599	map to the Biggest Barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8600	potted tea tree	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8601	colloidal spinning cuppa Flamibili tea	0		Effect: "Very Clean Guns", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2015-09"
8602	enhanced wobbly maroon cuppa Yet tea	0		Effect: "Expert Vacationer", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2015-09"
8603	modified corrupted dry cuppa Boo tea	0		Effect: "Billiards Belligerence", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2015-09"
8604	galvanized cuppa Nas tea	0		Effect: "Stregngth of the Gnome", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2015-09"
8605	colloidal corrupted cuppa Improprie tea	0		Effect: "Muddled", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2015-09"
8606	corrupted wet cuppa Frost tea	0		Effect: "Heart of Yellow", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2015-09"
8607	polymerized spinning cuppa Toast tea	0		Effect: "Cold as Ice", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2015-09"
8608	aerosolized pulsating purple cuppa Net tea	0		Effect: "Gutterminded", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2015-09"
8609	ionized cuppa Proprie tea	0		Effect: "Armored Innards", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2015-09"
8610	non-quantum squat cuppa Morbidi tea	0		Effect: "Barking Mad", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2015-09"
8611	wet chilled super-chilled cuppa Chari tea	0		Effect: "Disdain of the Storm Tortoise", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2015-09"
8612	magnetized cuppa Serendipi tea	0		Effect: "Transcendental Wind", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2015-09"
8613	corrupted spinning cuppa Feroci tea	0		Effect: "Gobliny Flavor", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2015-09"
8614	deionized extra-aerosolized cuppa Physicali tea	0		Effect: "Slightly Cursed, Mostly Lucky", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2015-09"
8615	non-magnetized electrified super-pickled jittery cuppa Wit tea	0		Effect: "Carol of the Bones", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2015-09"
8616	enhanced lime green ghostly cuppa Neuroplastici tea	0		Effect: "Headstrong", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2015-09"
8617	warmed bouncing cuppa Dexteri tea	0		Effect: "Don't Step to Your Stepmother", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2015-09"
8618	double-enhanced cuppa Flexibili tea	0		Effect: "Sausage Festive", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2015-09"
8619	nitrogenated bouncing shaking cuppa Impregnabili tea	0		Effect: "Human-Pirate Hybrid", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2015-09"
8620	activated cold-filtered ionized cuppa Obscuri tea	0		Effect: "Cold Jellied", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2015-09"
8621	enhanced boiled narrow cuppa Irritabili tea	0		Effect: "Cold Jellied", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2015-09"
8622	diffused blinking cuppa Mediocri tea	0		Effect: "Chain Chain Chains", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2015-09"
8623	dry squat cuppa Loyal tea	0		Effect: "There Wolf", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2015-09"
8624	twisted upside-down cuppa Activi tea	1	crappy	Last Available: "2015-09"
8625	altered narrow cuppa Cruel tea	1		Last Available: "2015-09"
8626	warmed ionized shaking cuppa Alacri tea	0		Effect: "Spore-Wreathed", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2015-09"
8627	chilled lime green cuppa Vitali tea	0		Effect: "Hobo Flavor", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2015-09"
8628	frozen cuppa Mana tea	0		Effect: "Took Eleven", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2015-09"
8629	anodized pickled upside-down purple upside-down cuppa Monstrosi tea	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Pervy Noodles", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2015-09"
8630	non-vacuum-sealed wobbly cuppa Twen tea	0		Effect: "Engorged Weapon", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2015-09"
8631	polymerized mirror cuppa Gill tea	0		Effect: "Hella Tough", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2015-09"
8632	polarized chilled cuppa Uncertain tea	0		Effect: "On Pins and Needles", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2015-09"
8633	ghostly huge cuppa Voraci tea	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8634	cuppa Sobrie tea	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8635	cuppa Royal tea	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8636	wet magnetized cuppa Craft tea	0		Effect: "Floundering", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2015-09"
8637	alkaline galvanized alkaline cuppa Insani tea	0		Effect: "Big Meat Big Prizes", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2015-09"
8638	gray Sherlock's Royal scepter of the storm of the businessman	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Item Drop: +25, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2015-09", Rollover Effect Duration: 5
8639	doghouse	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-10"
8640	Ghost Dog Chow	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8641	toothsome blue bowl of eyeballs	4	awesome	Last Available: "2015-10"
8642	half-sized delicious bowl of mummy guts	2	awesome	Last Available: "2015-10"
8643	adequate big upside-down bowl of maggots	5	good	Last Available: "2015-10"
8644	watered-down mediocre teal squat blood and blood	2	decent	Last Available: "2015-10"
8645	watered-down artisanal Jack-O-Lantern beer	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-10"
8646	mediocre zombie	4	decent	Last Available: "2015-10"
8647	spinning spinning Telltale&trade; rubber heart	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8648	squat wind-up spider	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8649	plastic nightmare troll	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8650	tennis ball	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8651	narrow fireproof hardy crown of the glutton	0		Maximum HP: +50, Hot Resistance: +3, Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xGhuol, cap 27"
8652	ear poison	0		
8653	spinning stink-penny	0		
8654	narrow perfumed dog trainer's careful hawk	0		Monster Level: -10, Experience (familiar): +1, Stench Resistance: +5
8655	stale immense special purple hamlet sandwich	9	decent	Effect: "Chain Chain Chains", Effect Duration: 50
8656	Othello's military jacket of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5
8657	Othello's dagger of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip
8658	blurry wizardly Othello's handkerchief	0		Mysticality: +25, Single Equip
8659	activated vacuum-sealed wobbly bowl of Jeal-O	0		Effect: "Inner Warmth", Effect Duration: 55
8660	green grip key	0		
8661	How to Play Othello	0		
8662	double-paned crafty deadly ghostly dagger	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum MP: +10, Cold Resistance: +5
8663	mediocre weak ghost beer	2	decent	
8664	Lo Pan's Othello set	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30
8665	rotten tomato	0		
8666	Twelve Night Energy	0		
8667	dog trainer's veiny Yorick of Gandalf	0		Maximum HP: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Experience (familiar): +1
8668	rose	0		
8669	blurry tulip	0		
8670	upside-down tulip	0		
8671	twirling squat tulip	0		
8672	Walford's bucket	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8673	Wal-Mart gift certificate	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8674	mirror airplane charter: The Glaciest	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-11"
8675	one-day ticket to The Glaciest	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8676	tarnished cold-filtered magnetized shaking yellow shoulder-warming lotion	0		Effect: "Elbow Sauce", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2015-11"
8677	decent iceberg lettuce	4	good	Last Available: "2015-11"
8678	watered-down bad ice wine	2	decent	Last Available: "2015-11"
8679	flame-retardant mansplainer's Wal-Mart snowglobe of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Monster Level: +15, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2015-11"
8680	tumbling chilly sinister Wal-Mart nametag of the storm	0		Spell Damage: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2015-11"
8681	tumbling family-friendly reassuring beefcake's Wal-Mart overalls	0		Muscle: +25, Spooky Resistance: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2015-11"
8682	To Build an Igloo	0		Skill: "Refusal to Freeze", Last Available: "2015-11"
8683	The Chill of the Wild	0		Skill: "Beardfreeze", Last Available: "2015-11"
8684	Cold Fang	0		Skill: "Frost Bite", Last Available: "2015-11"
8685	Wal-Mart tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8686	wobbly perfect ice cube	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8687	huge The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide	0		Skill: "Perfect Freeze", Last Available: "2015-11"
8688	twirling executive bellhop's hat	0		Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 0.75xBarrr, cap 30", Last Available: "2015-11"
8689	practically non-alcoholic tolerable skewed ice porter	1	good	Last Available: "2015-11", Wiki Name: "ice porter (drink)"
8690	electrified flattened olive exotic travel brochure	0		Effect: "Pisces Rising", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2015-11"
8691	skewed bag of foreign bribes	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8692	pressed mirror shampoo-conditioner	0		Effect: "Sucrose-Colored Glasses", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2015-11"
8693	gray hotel minibar key	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8694	red huge ice hotel bell	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8695	shaking Martialest Arts trophy	0		Last Available: "2016-01"
8696	diluted bouncing medicinal herbs	1		Last Available: "2016-01"
8697	low-calorie adequate ice rice	1	good	Last Available: "2016-01"
8698	lousy triple-distilled iced plum wine	9	decent	Last Available: "2016-01"
8699	mansplainer's experienced sage training belt	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience: +2, Monster Level: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-01"
8700	maroon auspicious educational training legwarmers of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience: +1, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-01"
8701	groovy slick strapping training helmet	0		Muscle: +5, Moxie: +10, Moxie Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2016-01"
8702	upside-down training scroll:  Shattering Punch	0		Skill: "Shattering Punch", Last Available: "2016-01"
8703	training scroll:  Snokebomb	0		Skill: "Snokebomb", Last Available: "2016-01"
8704	training scroll:  Shivering Monkey Technique	0		Skill: "Shivering Monkey Technique", Last Available: "2016-01"
8705	X-32-F snowman crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-01"
8706	ghostly machine elf capsule	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8707	green self-dribbling basketball	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
8708	mixed abstraction: action	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8709	modified cyan abstraction: thought	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8710	diluted jittery abstraction: sensation	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8711	modified jittery fuchsia spinning abstraction: purpose	1		Effect: "Thunderheart", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2015-12"
8712	mixed mirror blinking upside-down abstraction: category	1		Effect: "Patent Prevention", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2015-12"
8713	diluted abstraction: perception	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8714	modified abstraction: motion	1		Effect: "Angry Bone", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2015-12"
8715	pickled tumbling abstraction: joy	1		Effect: "Pisces in the Skyces", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2015-12"
8716	powdered mirror blinking abstraction: certainty	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8717	modified abstraction: comprehension	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8718	modern picture frame	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8719	spoiled massive green VYKEA meatballs	9	crappy	Last Available: "2015-11"
8720	tolerable VYKEA mead	3	good	Last Available: "2015-11"
8721	improved VYKEA woadpaint	0		Effect: "Virgo Rising", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2015-11"
8722	VYKEA frenzy rune	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8723	VYKEA blood rune	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8724	twirling VYKEA lightning rune	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8725	VYKEA plank	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8726	VYKEA rail	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8727	narrow VYKEA bracket	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8728	VYKEA dowel	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8729	greasy energetic boxer's VYKEA hex key	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-11"
8730	VYKEA instructions	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8731	big flavorless shaking cyan tin of submardines	5	decent	Last Available: "2015-11", Wiki Name: "tin of submardines"
8732	acceptable fuchsia bottle of norwhiskey	4	good	Last Available: "2015-11"
8733	boiled gray octolus oculus	1	awesome	Last Available: "2015-11"
8734	mirror auspicious smartaleck's sardine can key of temperance	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2015-11"
8735	mirror lightning-fast frightening rock-hard norwhal helmet	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Spooky Damage: +5, Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2015-11"
8736	ghostly Temple Grandin's octolus-skin cloak of the dark arts of the sewer	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Weight: +7, Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-11", Rollover Effect Duration: 30
8737	watered-down drinkable bouncing perfect cosmopolitan	2	good	Last Available: "2015-11"
8738	practically non-alcoholic mediocre perfect negroni	1	decent	Last Available: "2015-11"
8739	delicious special perfect dark and stormy	4	awesome	Effect: "Ghost Finger", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2015-11"
8740	smooth weak perfect mimosa	2	awesome	Last Available: "2015-11"
8741	weak hand-crafted perfect old-fashioned	2	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2015-11"
8742	mediocre watered-down perfect paloma	2	decent	Last Available: "2015-11"
8743	pickled wet That 70s Cologne	0		Effect: "Spirit Bubble", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2015-11"
8744	wet liquefied Wal-Mart &quot;diamond&quot; ring	0		Effect: "Meatwise", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2015-11"
8745	alkaline denatured narrow Puffstone cigar	0		Effect: "Hella Smooth", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2015-11"
8746	activated double-quantum skewed spinning Conspiracy&trade; mascara	0		Effect: "Brother Corsican's Blessing", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2015-11"
8747	corrupted spinning blue Spring Break Beach &quot;swimsuit&quot;	0		Effect: "Mitre Cut", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2015-11"
8748	mirror airplane tattoo	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8749	energized magnetized Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe	0		Effect: "Sugar, Hello", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2015-12"
8750	polymerized hemp candy necklace	0		Effect: "The Solution", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2015-12"
8751	enhanced ghostly twirling communal gobstopper	0		Effect: "Fishy Fortification", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2015-12"
8752	moldy small cyan Crimbo salad	2	crappy	Last Available: "2015-12"
8753	half-sized spoiled bread line	2	crappy	Last Available: "2015-12"
8754	lousy bark rootbeer	4	decent	Last Available: "2015-12"
8755	hand-crafted narrow ale	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-12"
8756	fuchsia clever plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf	0		Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2015-12"
8757	blurry wool plastic Rudolph the Red	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2015-12"
8758	twirling manspreader's plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej	0		Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
8759	pulsating cyan plastic Crimborgatron of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2015-12"
8760	plastic Crimbodhisattva of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Last Available: "2015-12"
8761	jittery bouquet of all-natural free-range flowers	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8762	stack of communist leaflets	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8763	wobbly BACON	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
8764	ghostly teal box of Gratitude chocolates	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8765	maroon Gratitude chocolate (thyme-filled)	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8766	bad Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled)	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8767	tumbling Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled)	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8768	Gratitude chocolate (octopus-filled)	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8769	chocolate bowtie	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8770	unsweetened blurry pitted sheet	0		Effect: "Vitali Tea", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2015-12"
8771	sparking robo-battery	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8772	huge overloaded micro-reactor	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8773	bouncing ribald reusable shopping bag of the overflowing toilet of the cheetah	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Damage: +10, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2015-12"
8775	cool coarse hemp socks	0		Moxie: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
8776	pulsating armband of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
8777	narrow bundle of &quot;fragrant&quot; herbs	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8778	twirling nuclear stockpile	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8779	pine cone	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8780	iron chain	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8781	shellacked pine cone necklace	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2015-12"
8782	mirror greasy reindeer hammer	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
8783	bouncing elf ploughshare of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2015-12"
8784	circle drum	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8785	blurry The Big Book of Communism	0		Last Available: "2015-12", Skill: "Communism!"
8786	green faded protest sign	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8787	mirror faded protest sign	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8788	blurry nasty-smelling moss	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8789	book	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8790	elven tambourine of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2015-12"
8791	tumbling olive sharpshooter's reindeer sickle	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
8792	face paint	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8793	purple face paint	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8794	green The Big Book of Communism (used)	0		Skill: "Communism!", Last Available: "2015-12"
8795	Batfellow comic	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
8796	plastic spoiler	0		
8797	bat-oomerang	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8798	bat-jute	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8799	bat-o-mite	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8800	blurry ROM of Optimality	0		Skill: "Toggle Optimality"
8801	incriminating evidence	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8802	twirling dangerous chemicals	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8803	kidnapped orphan	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8804	high-grade	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8805	pulsating high-tensile-strength fibers	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8806	high-grade explosives	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8807	experimental gene therapy	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8808	ultracoagulator	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8809	self-defense training	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8810	fingerprint dusting kit	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8811	twirling confidence-building hug	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8812	blinking exploding kickball	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8813	glob of Bat-Glue	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8814	Bat-Aid&trade; bandage	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8815	bat-bearing	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8816	yummy Kudzu salad	3	awesome	Last Available: "2016-12"
8817	powdered gray Mansquito Serum	1		Last Available: "2016-12"
8818	weak acceptable Miss Graves' vermouth	2	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
8819	moldy The Plumber's mushroom stew	4	crappy	Last Available: "2016-12"
8820	denatured The Author's ink	1		Last Available: "2016-02"
8821	smooth The Mad Liquor	3	awesome	Last Available: "2016-12"
8822	artisanal Doc Clock's thyme cocktail	4	super EPIC	Last Available: "2016-12"
8823	stale Mr. Burnsger	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
8824	diluted upside-down shaking The Inquisitor's unidentifiable object	1		Last Available: "2016-12"
8825	blurry Socratic weightlifter's The Jokester's gun of dire peril	0		Muscle: +15, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Weapon Damage: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire the Jokester's Gun", Last Available: "2016-12"
8826	prompt banded The Jokester's wig of the early riser	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Adventures: 10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Adjust the Jokester's Wig", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol", Last Available: "2016-12"
8827	baleful Da Vinci's The Jokester's pants of the sewer	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spell Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Adjust the Jokester's Pants", Last Available: "2016-12"
8828	non-corrupted Jokester makeup	0		Effect: "Nut-Rition", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2016-12"
8829	narrow replica bat-oomerang	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
8830	battoo kit	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
8831	upside-down huge basking robin	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
8832	cyan blurry domino mask	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8833	aerosolized mirror robin's egg	0		Effect: "Ack!  Barred!", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2016-12"
8834	bland robin flan	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
8835	tolerable robin nog	4	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
8836	LT&T telegraph office deed	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8837	plaintive telegram	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8838	exploding gum	0		
8839	pulsating gray root beer barrel	0		
8840	diffused Kudzu slaw	0		Effect: "Stone-Faced", Effect Duration: 68
8841	triple-diffused upside-down huge Mansquito's blood	0		Effect: "Liquidy Smoky", Effect Duration: 28
8842	wet polymerized pulsating olive infrablack lipstick	0		Effect: "Hyperoffended", Effect Duration: 61
8843	ionized chilled can of drain cleaner	0		Effect: "Three Days Slow", Effect Duration: 30
8844	non-dry The Author's inkwell	0		Effect: "Lemony Goodness", Effect Duration: 21
8845	vacuum-sealed bag of random words	0		Effect: "Human-Machine Hybrid", Effect Duration: 23
8846	super-liquefied alkaline narrow tube of pendulum lube	0		Effect: "Wise Spirit", Effect Duration: 23
8847	pickled cold-filtered ghostly red-hot jawbreaker	0		Effect: "Sharp Weapon", Effect Duration: 42
8848	adjusted pulsating question juice	0		Effect: "Incensed", Effect Duration: 32
8849	chilled deionized tube of villain	0		Effect: "Far Out", Effect Duration: 60
8850	sharpshooter's your cowboy boots	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cowboy Kick", Last Available: "2016-02"
8851	pulsating lime green inflatable LT&T telegraph office	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8852	nugget of quicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8853	nugget of thicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8854	red nugget of wicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8855	fuchsia nugget of slicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8856	nugget of sicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8857	green nugget of nicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8858	nugget of ticksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8859	quicksilver ring of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8860	nasty Jim Carey's thicksilver ring	0		Monster Level: +25, Stench Damage: +5, Item Drop: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8861	miser's curative wicksilver ring of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Meat Drop: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8862	Usain Bolt's clever Fonzie's slicksilver ring	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum MP: +20, Initiative: +80, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8863	nasty quilted sicksilver ring of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Damage Absorption: +40, Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8864	Jack Frost's Newton's nicksilver ring of the early riser	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8865	jittery reassuring Socratic ticksilver ring	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8866	maroon Jeselnik's Tesla Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Sleaze Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2016-02"
8867	Usain Bolt's horrifying clever Tesla's Electroplated Beans	0		Maximum MP: +20, Spooky Damage: +25, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2016-02"
8868	narrow miser's wizardly Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas of the businessman	0		Mysticality: +25, Meat Drop: 60, Last Available: "2016-02"
8869	perfumed Hellfire Spicy Beans	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2016-02"
8870	green Fonzie's Frigid Northern Beans	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Last Available: "2016-02"
8871	bouncing World's Blackest-Eyed Peas of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Last Available: "2016-02"
8872	smartaleck's Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Last Available: "2016-02"
8873	lion tamer's Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2016-02"
8874	therapeutic stylish slick Val-U Brand Every Bean Salad of mayonnaise of the businessman	0		Moxie: 35, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +50, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2016-02"
8875	nasty deadly Shrub's Premium Baked Beans of the overflowing toilet	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8876	bland plate of Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8877	delicious plate of Tesla's Electroplated Beans	3	awesome	Last Available: "2016-02"
8878	rotten plate of Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas	3	crappy	Last Available: "2016-02"
8879	fancy bland ghostly plate of Hellfire Spicy Beans	4	decent	Effect: "Astral Shell", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2016-02"
8880	bland special twirling plate of Frigid Northern Beans	4	decent	Effect: "Antibiotic Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2016-02"
8881	tasty tumbling plate of World's Blackest-Eyed Peas	4	awesome	Last Available: "2016-02"
8882	stale plate of Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8883	flavorless plate of Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8884	normal plate of Val-U Brand Every Bean Salad	4	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8885	spoiled jumbo blinking plate of Shrub's Premium Baked Beans	5	crappy	Last Available: "2016-02"
8886	spinning banded Fancy Jeff's pocket square of vim and vigor	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8887	shaking rock-hard fortified Daisy's unclean bloomers of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Damage Absorption: +60, Damage Reduction: 5, Familiar Effect: "2xBArrr, 1xGhuol, cap 37", Last Available: "2016-02"
8888	teal Pecos Dave's sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8889	narrow nasty ruddy Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes of bravery	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Stench Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2016-02"
8890	Glenn's dice	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8891	aromatic frosty veiny cool Former Sheriff Dan's tin star of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Moxie: +5, Maximum HP: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2016-02"
8892	wobbly El Vibrato restraints	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8893	blinking Clara's bell	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8894	lard-coated frosty wicked Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun	0		Spell Damage: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-02"
8895	buffalo dime	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8896	cow poker	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8897	flattened concentrated liquefied upside-down poker face paint	0		Effect: "Headstrong", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2016-02"
8898	realistic cap gun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8899	blue tainted milk	1	crappy	Last Available: "2016-02"
8900	gun parts	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8901	aerosolized electrified triggerfingerbone	0		Effect: "Wise Spirit", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2016-02"
8902	tarnished ghost bit	0		Effect: "Mental A-cue-ity", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2016-02"
8903	diffused altered buzzard feather	0		Effect: "EVISCERATE!", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2016-02"
8904	corrupted dry boiled lion musk	0		Effect: "Aspect of the Twinklefairy", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2016-02"
8905	delicious bear claw	3	awesome	Last Available: "2016-02"
8906	dry cold-filtered rattler gland	0		Effect: "New Zeal", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2016-02"
8907	Vulcanized concentrated anodized half-digested coal	0		Effect: "Salad Days", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2016-02"
8908	deionized tightly-wound spine	0		Effect: "Tomato Power", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2016-02"
8909	miniature special adequate rotting beefsteak	2	good	Effect: "Chock Full o' Nanites", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2016-02"
8910	hand-crafted watered-down bouncing red firemilk	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-02"
8911	liquefied shaking spidercow eye-cluster	0		Effect: "Square to be Hip", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2016-02"
8912	denatured moomy dust	1		Effect: "Marco Polarity", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2016-02"
8913	pulsating frosty Lo Pan's western-style skinning knife	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-02"
8914	reliable sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8915	clever steel knuckles	0		Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2016-02"
8916	green tumbling Tales of Western Braggadoccio	0		Skill: "Bow-Legged Swagger", Last Available: "2016-02"
8917	Hell and How I Bent It	0		Skill: "Bend Hell", Last Available: "2016-02"
8918	The Western Look	0		Skill: "Steely-Eyed Squint", Last Available: "2016-02"
8919	LT&T tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8920	Western Slang Vol. 1: Violence	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8921	Western Slang Vol. 2: Cooking	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8922	Western Slang Vol. 3: Fraud	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8923	disc (white)	0		
8924	gray disc (black)	0		
8925	disc (red)	0		
8926	squat disc (green)	0		
8927	blue disc (blue)	0		
8928	jittery disc (yellow)	0		
8929	red-hot knucklebone	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8930	colloidal ghostly demonic cow's blood	0		Effect: "Mer-kindliness", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2016-02"
8931	twirling rinky-dink sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8932	tumbling makeshift sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8933	blinking custom sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8934	spinning purple baconstone-handled sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8935	teal squat porquoise-handled sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8936	hamethyst-handled sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8937	tumbling mountain lion skin	0		Moxie Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8938	grizzled bearskin	0		Muscle Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8939	blinking diamondback skin	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8940	coal snakeskin	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8941	frontwinder skin	0		Mysticality Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8942	spinning rotting cowskin	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8943	shuddering cow skull	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8944	gray rhinestone cowhorn	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8945	cow skull	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8946	jangly spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8947	quicksilver spurs	0		Initiative: +30, Last Available: "2016-02"
8948	thicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8949	ghostly wicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8950	slicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8951	wobbly sicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8952	nicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8953	ticksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8954	special edition Batfellow comic	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
8955	red Tales of the West: Cow Punching	0		
8956	Tales of the West: Beanslinging	0		
8957	Tales of the West: Snake Oiling	0		
8958	briefcase full of snakes	0		
8959	double-paned boxer's one-gallon hat	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Cold Resistance: +5
8960	gravedigger's two-gallon hat of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Spooky Damage: +10
8961	tumbling avaricious three-gallon hat of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +30
8962	bouncing horrifying padded four-gallon hat	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Spooky Damage: +25
8963	bouncing perfumed ribald five-gallon hat	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +5
8964	tumbling up-at-dawn baleful six-gallon hat	0		Spell Damage: +25, Adventures: +5
8965	reassuring seven-gallon hat of the glutton	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Food Drop: +100
8966	sinister supercool eight-gallon hat	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Spell Damage: +10
8967	blinking huge reassuring thinker's nine-gallon hat	0		Mysticality: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1
8968	gravedigger's ten-gallon hat of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +10
8969	skewed maroon foul-smelling friendly eleven-gallon hat	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Stench Damage: +10
8970	bouncing toy sixgun	0		
8971	shaking snake oil	0		
8972	flattened concentrated skin oil	0		Effect: "Clean-Shaven", Effect Duration: 40
8973	polarized huge unusual oil	0		Effect: "Wasabi With You", Effect Duration: 24
8974	magnetized blurry eldritch oil	0		Effect: "Bananas!", Effect Duration: 48
8975	exclusive club	0		
8976	ionized patent preventative tonic	0		Effect: "Okee-Dokee Computer", Effect Duration: 25
8977	super-improved adjusted patent invisibility tonic	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Stinking Alphredo&trade;", Effect Duration: 27
8978	liquefied Vulcanized dry patent aggression tonic	0		Effect: "One Foot Heavier", Effect Duration: 26
8979	warmed lime green patent sallowness tonic	0		Effect: "Perception", Effect Duration: 60
8980	ionized patent avarice tonic	0		Effect: "Dwarven Hardiness", Effect Duration: 54
8981	energized boiled skewed patent alacrity tonic	0		Effect: "Human-Penguin Hybrid", Effect Duration: 59
8982	non-dry corrupted marrow	0		Effect: "Egg on your Face", Effect Duration: 69
8983	acceptable squat rodeo whiskey	3	good	
8984	Thwaitgold scorpion statuette	0		
8985	real cowboy hat of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25
8986	Memories of Cow Punching	0		Free Pull
8987	Memories of Beanslinging	0		Free Pull
8988	olive Memories of Snake Oiling	0		Free Pull
8989	Witchess Set	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-03"
8990	mirror electronic Brain Trainer game	0		Skill: "Brain Games"
8991	do-it-yourself laser eye surgery kit	0		Skill: "20/20 Vision"
8992	powdered ghostly armored prawn	1		Effect: "The Dark Lord Rides in Force Tonight", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2016-03"
8993	flavorless jumping horseradish	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-03"
8994	boozy tolerable Sacramento wine	5	good	Last Available: "2016-03"
8995	flattened skewed Greek fire	0		Effect: "Bolts about Candy", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2016-03"
8996	chaotic Annie Oakley's deadly Rosewater's ox-head shield of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Mysticality Percent: +30, Weapon Damage: +5, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-03"
8997	ruddy wholesome shellacked stylish dented scepter of the scaredy-cat	0		Moxie: +25, Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum HP Percent: 50, Monster Level: -15, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-03"
8998	wobbly foul-smelling coward's hardened Socratic very pointy crown of Flo-Jo	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Damage Reduction: 3, Monster Level: -20, Stench Damage: +10, Initiative: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xGhuol", Last Available: "2016-03"
8999	scandalous Lo Pan's dangerous experienced battle broom of the scaredy-cat	0		Experience: +2, Weapon Damage: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Monster Level: -15, Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-03"
9000	Clan Floundry	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-04"
9001	squat censurious horrifying frightening razor-sharp carpe	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spooky Damage: 30, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9002	inspector's reassuring mansplainer's beefy codpiece	0		Muscle: +10, Monster Level: +15, Spooky Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +15, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9003	scorching electrified troutsers of incineration of doom	0		Hot Damage: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 0.5xPotato", Last Available: "2016-04"
9004	therapeutic curative bass clarinet of the dark arts of Gandalf	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +20, HP Regen Min: 8, HP Regen Max: 12, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9005	ribald vibrating slick brainy fish hatchet	0		Mysticality: +5, Moxie: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9006	thinker's tunac of Tarzan of the overflowing toilet of temperance	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience (Muscle): +3, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9007	red skewed fishin' pole	0		Last Available: "2016-04"
9008	flattened wriggling worm	0		Effect: "Sucrose-Colored Glasses", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2016-04"
9009	practically non-alcoholic lousy ghostly bottle of Fishhead 900-Day IPA	1	decent	Last Available: "2016-04"
9010	pressed high-test fishing line	0		Effect: "The Strength... of the Future", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2016-04"
9011	skewed mansplainer's fishin' hat	0		Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2016-04"
9012	Trout Fishing in Loathing	0		Skill: "Astute Angler", Last Available: "2016-04"
9013	fuchsia scandalous sonar fishfinder	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2016-04"
9014	yellow luxury fly-tying workbench	0		Fishing Skill: +10, Last Available: "2016-04"
9015	tacklebox	0		Fishing Skill: +5, Last Available: "2016-04"
9016	disconnected intergnat	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-05"
9017	huge viral video	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9018	teal internet point	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9019	meme generator	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9020	plus one	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9021	normal snack-sized gallon of milk	2	good	Last Available: "2016-05"
9022	squat print screen button	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9023	screencapped monster	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9024	mirror daily dungeon malware	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9025	infinite BACON machine	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9026	First Post shirt package	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9027	gray aromatic reassuring Van der Graaf First Post shirt - Cir Senam	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Stench Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2016-05"
9028	high-speed upgrade	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2016-05"
9029	no spoon	0		
9030	special rotten mirror star salad	4	crappy	Effect: "Oiled Skin", Effect Duration: 20
9031	purple Thwaitgold moth statuette	0		
9032	super-sized toothsome bowl of Tastee-Wheet&trade;	5	awesome	
9033	Source terminal	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-06"
9034	Source essence	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9035	big bland squat browser cookie	5	decent	Last Available: "2016-06"
9036	acceptable hacked gibson	3	good	Last Available: "2016-06"
9037	nasty Source shades	0		Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2016-06"
9038	software bug	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9039	missing semicolon	0		Familiar Weight: +11
9040	Source terminal PRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9041	Source terminal GRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9042	Source terminal SPAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9043	Source terminal CRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9044	twirling Source terminal DRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9045	bouncing Source terminal TRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9046	lime green Source terminal INGRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9047	Source terminal DIAGRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9048	huge Source terminal ASHRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9049	wobbly Source terminal SCRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9050	pulsating mirror blinking Source terminal TRIGRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9051	Source terminal file: substats.enh	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9052	Source terminal file: damage.enh	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9053	Source terminal file: critical.enh	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9054	Source terminal file: protect.enq	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9055	bouncing cyan Source terminal file: stats.enq	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9056	spinning Source terminal file: compress.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9057	maroon Source terminal file: duplicate.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9058	ghostly Source terminal file: portscan.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9059	Source terminal file: turbo.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9060	Source terminal file: familiar.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9061	blinking Source terminal file: pram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9062	Source terminal file: gram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9063	Source terminal file: spam.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9064	wobbly cyan Source terminal file: cram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9065	skewed Source terminal file: dram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9066	Source terminal file: tram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9067	ghostly mirror pill	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9068	auspicious MacGyver's therapeutic plastic detective badge of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP: +100, Item Drop: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2016-07"
9069	squat sizzling sharpshooter's ruddy bronze detective badge of the brazier	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-07"
9070	double-paned Jim Carey's supercool detective badge of the businessman	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Monster Level: +25, Cold Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2016-07"
9071	foul-smelling mansplainer's stylish detective badge of the storm	0		Moxie: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Monster Level: +15, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-07"
9072	cop dollar	0		Last Available: "2016-07"
9073	detective school application	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-07"
9074	inspector's Van der Graaf detective roscoe of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Item Drop: +15, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2016-07"
9075	triple-energized corrupted fuchsia shoe gum	0		Effect: "Dirty Pear", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2016-07"
9076	wobbly chaotic grievous savvy noir fedora	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2016-07"
9077	Jeselnik's ribald horrifying trench coat	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: 35, Last Available: "2016-07"
9078	practically non-alcoholic tolerable Falcon&trade; Maltese Liquor	1	good	Last Available: "2016-07"
9079	toothsome hardboiled egg	3	awesome	Last Available: "2016-07"
9080	detective tattoo	0		Last Available: "2016-07"
9081	tumbling DIY protonic accelerator kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-08"
9082	executive therapeutic shellacked deadly protonic accelerator pack of incineration of the early riser	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Damage Reduction: 7, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +40, Adventures: +7, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shoot Ghost", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Trap Ghost", Last Available: "2016-08"
9083	almost-dead walkie-talkie	0		Last Available: "2016-08"
9084	maroon thinker's Adventurer bobblehead	0		Mysticality: +10, Last Available: "2016-11"
9085	squat psychokinetic energy blob	0		Last Available: "2016-08"
9086	fuchsia scorching forbidden bindle	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-08"
9087	therapeutic fleshy lump of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2016-08"
9088	upside-down zippy inspector's smoldering bagel punch	0		Item Drop: +15, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2016-08"
9089	foul-smelling healthy ghostly reins	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-08"
9090	bouncing careful derringer	0		Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2016-08"
9091	tumbling asbestos-lined Mr. Screege's spectacles	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Drops Meat, Last Available: "2016-08"
9092	jittery reassuring Temple Grandin's hale Spookyraven signet	0		Maximum HP: +20, Familiar Weight: +7, Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-08"
9093	Annie Oakley's beefy tie-dyed fannypack	0		Muscle: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-08"
9094	friendly thinker's burnt snowpants	0		Mysticality: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2016-08"
9095	blurry wizardly standards and practices guide	0		Mysticality: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Censorious Lecture", Last Available: "2016-08"
9096	Annie Oakley's strapping Carpathian longsword of Gandalf	0		Muscle: +5, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2016-08"
9097	blurry knitted ruddy Liam's mail of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2016-08"
9098	jittery therapeutic forbidden Newton's Unfortunato's foolscap	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Spell Damage Percent: +50, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2016-08"
9099	Thwaitgold cockroach statuette	0		
9100	rad	0		
9101	purification tablet	0		
9102	Herculean Wrist-Boy	0		Experience (Muscle): +1
9103	Dear Past Self Package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-09"
9104	Time-Spinner	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9105	compounded experience	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9106	blurry Rad-B-Gone (1 lb.)	0		
9107	ionized Rad-Pro (1 oz.)	0		Effect: "Shawarma Initiative", Effect Duration: 69
9108	tumbling lead umbrella	0		
9109	galvanized pickled huge red Shrieking Weasel holo-record	0		Effect: "Chorale of Companionship", Effect Duration: 17
9110	wet flattened Power-Guy 2000 holo-record	0		Effect: "OMG WTF", Effect Duration: 51
9111	polarized quantum Lucky Strikes holo-record	0		Effect: "Big", Effect Duration: 58
9112	improved EMD holo-record	0		Effect: "Hood Ridin'", Effect Duration: 58
9113	vacuum-sealed teal Superdrifter holo-record	0		Effect: "The Halls of Muscularity", Effect Duration: 67
9114	ionized The Pigs holo-record	0		Effect: "Favored by Lyle", Effect Duration: 19
9115	wet wet lime green Drunk Uncles holo-record	0		Effect: "Sewer-Drenched", Effect Duration: 61
9116	time residue	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9117	smartaleck's repaid diaper	0		Moxie Percent: +30
9118	Riker's Search History	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9119	drinkable Shot of Kardashian Gin	3	good	Last Available: "2016-09"
9120	narrow red Oprah's Unstable Pointy Ears	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-09"
9121	Memory Disk, Alpha	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9122	shaking fuchsia shaking Tea, Earl Grey, Hot	1	good	Last Available: "2016-09"
9123	School of Hard Knocks Diploma	0		
9124	baby bark scorpion	0		
9125	blurry droppable microphone	0		
9126	hand-crafted fancy unidentified drink	4	EPIC	Effect: "Fifty Ways to Bereave Your Lover", Effect Duration: 25
9127	Oprah's strapping KoL Con 13 T-shirt	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +50
9128	Sherlock's mansplainer's discarded swimming trunks of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Monster Level: +15, Item Drop: +25
9129	alkaline diluted makeup	0		Effect: "Virgo Rising", Effect Duration: 16
9130	galvanized charisma potion	0		Effect: "Christmessy", Effect Duration: 59
9131	narrow extremely confusing manual	0		
9132	huge fuchsia squat scandalous gravedigger's pistol	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5
9133	jittery twirling skewed KoL Con 13 snowglobe	0		Drops Items, Last Available: "2016-10"
9134	rotten leftover pasty	3	crappy	
9135	high-proof bad very whiskey	9	decent	
9136	li'l orphan tot	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-10"
9137	li'l knight costume	0		All Attributes: +15, Last Available: "2016-10"
9138	li'l unicorn costume	0		Adventures: +5, PvP Fights: +5, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9139	li'l candy corn costume	0		All Resistance: +5, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9140	li'l ninja costume	0		Item Drop: +150, Lasts Until Rollover, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9141	ghostly li'l pirate costume	0		Meat Drop: +300, Lasts Until Rollover, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9142	li'l clown costume	0		Experience: +15, Lasts Until Rollover, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9143	li'l robot costume	0		Experience: +10, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9144	li'l eyeball costume	0		Combat Rate: -10, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9145	twirling li'l liberty costume	0		Item Drop: +100, Meat Drop: +200, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9146	oxidized hoarded candy wad	0		Effect: "Prideful Strut", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2016-10"
9147	colloidal non-improved altered Prunets	0		Effect: "Spooky Jellied", Effect Duration: 42
9148	tumbling Twitching Television Tattoo	0		
9149	baby scorpion	0		Familiar Weight: +10
9150	warmed blinking tumbling invisible string	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Effect: "Space Tripping", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2016-10"
9151	deionized invisible seam ripper	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Effect: "Impregnably Delicious", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2016-10"
9152	fuchsia li'l ghost costume	0		Initiative: +100, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9153	stale half-sized raw sweet potato	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9154	flavorless raw beans	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9155	decent raw stuffing	4	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9156	normal raw cranberry sauce	4	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9157	moldy raw turkey	3	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9158	spoiled raw mincemeat	3	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9159	flavorless jumbo raw potato	5	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9160	thick adequate raw gravy	5	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9161	tasty raw bread	3	awesome	Last Available: "2016-11"
9162	skewed vibrating mini-marshmallow dispenser of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2016-11"
9163	friendly Oprah's glass casserole dish of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2016-11"
9164	gray tumbling stuffing fluffer	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9165	coward's can opener of the glutton	0		Monster Level: -20, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2016-11"
9166	distilled turkey blaster	1		Last Available: "2016-11"
9167	rosewater-soaked therapeutic glass pie plate	0		Stench Resistance: +3, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2016-11"
9168	Temple Grandin's fortified potato masher	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2016-11"
9169	gravy boat	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9170	bread mold	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9171	adequate sweet potatoes	3	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9172	bland yellow bean casserole	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9173	small bland baked stuffing	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9174	moldy cranberry cylinder	3	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9175	small flavorless skewed thanksgiving turkey	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9176	half-sized decent huge mince pie	2	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9177	flavorless squat mashed potatoes	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9178	snack-sized bland warm gravy	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9179	flavorless maroon bread roll	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9180	spoiled half-sized leftovers	2	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9181	normal thick leftovers sandwich	5	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9182	Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror	0		Skill: "Eldritch Intellect"
9183	narrow cornucopia	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9184	upside-down megacopia	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9185	pilgrim hat	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9186	spinning packet of thanksgarden seeds	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9187	squat cashew	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9188	bomb of unknown origin	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9189	Granny Tood's Thanksgarden Catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-11"
9190	eldritch effluvium	0		
9191	non-vacuum-sealed quadruple-corrupted ghostly eldritch concentrate	0		Effect: "Mushroom Magicalness", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2016-11"
9192	fortified lousy blinking eldritch extract	5	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9193	shaking tumbling lard-coated ruddy Official Council Aide Pin	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-11"
9194	drinkable weak eldritch distillate	2	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9195	pickled tumbling mirror blue eldritch essence	1		Last Available: "2016-11"
9196	smelly Science Notebook	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10
9197	eldritch hat of Leguizamo of the overflowing toilet of the early riser	0		Monster Level: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2016-11"
9198	mirror ribald chaotic dangerous eldritch pants	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-11"
9199	watered-down acceptable olive eldritch elixir	2	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9200	fuchsia Samson's Quartet of Flare Masters Jacket of the boozehound	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2016-11", Rollover Effect Duration: 1
9201	lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter	0		
9202	Adventurer's Kit	0		
9203	Build-a-City Gingerbread kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
9204	counterfeit city	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9205	sprinkles	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9206	mirror The Gingerbread Vigilante's Handbook	0		Skill: "Licorice Rope", Last Available: "2016-12"
9207	ball and chain of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Sprinkle Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9208	spinning candy dog collar	0		Sprinkle Drop: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9209	gingerbread tophat of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Last Available: "2016-12"
9210	green gingerbread waistcoat of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2016-12"
9211	double-paned gingerbread trousers	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9212	blurry Tesla cool candy dress shoes of the early riser	0		Moxie: +5, Adventures: +7, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9213	fuchsia careful Oprah's razor-sharp candy necktie	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Monster Level: -10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9214	yellow double-paned careful crafty chocolate pocketwatch	0		Maximum MP: +10, Monster Level: -10, Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9215	broken chocolate pocketwatch	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9216	wobbly huge interesting clod of dirt	0		
9217	fuchsia gingerbread restraining order	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9218	blurry sprinkle-begging cup	0		Sprinkle Drop: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
9219	tiny bland animal part cracker	1	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
9220	perfectly mixed watered-down skewed yellow shaking gingerbread wine	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-12"
9221	flavorless tiny spinning gingerbread mug	1	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
9222	aromatic gingerbread mask	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2016-12"
9223	educational brainy gingerservo of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Mysticality: +5, Experience: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9224	irradiated pickled moist tainted icing	0		Effect: "Chari Tea", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2016-12"
9225	blurry hale gingerbeard	0		Maximum HP: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9226	gingerbread smartphone	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9227	sharpshooter's beefcake's gingerbread hoodie	0		Muscle: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Sprinkle Drop: +15, Last Available: "2016-12"
9228	mirror veiny gingerbread pistol of horror	0		Maximum HP: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9229	auspicious marzipan briefcase of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9230	Tesla creme brulee torch	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9231	ruddy candy crowbar	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9232	zippy wool candy screwdriver	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2016-12"
9233	gingerbread dog treat	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9234	jittery pumpkin spice candle of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9235	boiled modified quadruple-aerosolized huge gingerbread spice latte	0		Effect: "Burning Hands", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2016-12"
9236	scandalous Da Vinci's gingerbread gavel	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9237	gingerbread cigarette	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9238	gingerbread moneybag	0		Sprinkle Drop: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9239	bad practically non-alcoholic ginger beer	1	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
9240	spare chocolate parts	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9241	super-activated industrial frosting	0		Effect: "Sugar Smacks", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2016-12"
9242	cold-filtered anodized ghostly fake cocktail	0		Effect: "Yet tea", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2016-12"
9243	delicious high-end ginger wine	4	awesome	Last Available: "2016-12"
9244	plastic bad vibe of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2016-12"
9245	plastic angry vikings of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Last Available: "2016-12"
9246	plastic Knows About Chakras of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Last Available: "2016-12"
9247	shaking reassuring plastic Your Brain	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2016-12"
9248	Van der Graaf plastic Krampus	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2016-12"
9249	vacuum-sealed galvanized Inner Wisdom	0		Effect: "Extra-Sharp Weapon", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2016-12"
9250	super-cold-filtered magnetized double-diffused Inner Strength	0		Effect: "Your Favorite Flavor", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2016-12"
9251	liquefied polarized fuchsia Inner Truth	0		Effect: "Eau de Tortue", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2016-12"
9252	decent spiritual candy cane	3	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9253	practically non-alcoholic acceptable spiritual eggnog	1	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9254	decent spiritual fruitcake	3	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9255	half-sized toothsome spiritual gingerbread	2	awesome	Last Available: "2016-12"
9256	wobbly chocolate puppy	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9257	chocolate leash	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9258	upside-down bouncing huge My Life of Crime, a Memoir	0		Skill: "Gingerbread Mob Hit", Last Available: "2016-12"
9259	blinking Pop Art: a Guide	0		Skill: "Fifteen Minutes of Flame", Last Available: "2016-12"
9260	No Hats as Art	0		Skill: "Ceci N'Est Pas Un Chapeau", Last Available: "2016-12"
9261	wobbly Rethinking Candy	0		Skill: "Sweet Synthesis", Last Available: "2016-12"
9262	fruit-leather negatives	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9263	gingerbread blackmail photos	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9264	wobbly briefcase full of sprinkles	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9265	teethpick	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9266	double-modified corrupted ghostly rock candy	0		Effect: "Insatiable Hunger", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2016-12"
9267	flavorless half-sized green-iced sweet roll	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
9268	sugar raygun	0		Sprinkle Drop: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
9269	chocolate sculpture	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9270	skewed no hat	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9271	tumbling chakra sludge	0		
9272	blinking negative lump	0		
9273	blinking perfumed Third Eye of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9274	bouncing hardened boxer's Krampus Horn	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Damage Reduction: 3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9275	delicious red hambrosier	3	awesome	Last Available: "2016-12"
9276	lousy chakra-mental wine	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
9277	irradiated cold-filtered blurry chakra malt	0		Effect: "Abyssal Tears", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2016-12"
9278	super-sized special tasty Black Angus blackburger	5	awesome	Effect: "Briny Blood", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9279	special practically non-alcoholic acceptable upside-down lime green brandy	1	good	Effect: "Orc Chops", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2016-12"
9280	triple-cold-filtered corrupted skewed potion of spiritual gunkifying	0		Effect: "Chari Tea", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2016-12"
9281	pulsating cyan miser's occult bad vibroknife	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9282	narrow Newton's crystal belt buckle of dire peril	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2016-12"
9283	green careful brawny saffron antaravasaka	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9284	blurry flame-retardant medical-grade saffron uttarasanga	0		Hot Resistance: +1, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9285	Lump-Stacking for Beginners	0		Skill: "Stack Lumps", Last Available: "2016-12"
9286	narrow eternal knot tattoo	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9287	pet bad vibe	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9288	gallstone	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9289	inspector's scandalous Uncle Crimbo's hat of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Sleaze Damage: +5, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2016-12", Rollover Effect Duration: 100
9290	adequate half-sized Eldritch snap	2	good	Last Available: "2017-01"
9291	powdered fuchsia twirling hot jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9292	distilled huge jelly	1		Effect: "Scrappy, Shadowy", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2017-01"
9293	dried lime green jelly	1		Effect: "Fiery Spirit", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2017-01"
9294	dehydrated lime green sleaze jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9295	pickled cyan stench jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9296	mirror space planula	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-01"
9297	bite-sized adequate toast with hot jelly	1	good	Last Available: "2017-01"
9298	toothsome super-sized spinning toast with jelly	5	awesome	Last Available: "2017-01"
9299	bland gray toast with jelly	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-01"
9300	normal toast with sleaze jelly	3	good	Last Available: "2017-01"
9301	tasty skewed toast with stench jelly	3	awesome	Last Available: "2017-01"
9302	upside-down space jellybicycle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9303	hopeful candle	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-01"
9304	pewter candlestick	0		Familiar Weight: +10
9305	wax hand of wisdom of Flo-Jo	0		Mysticality: +15, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2017-01"
9306	jittery sharpshooter's cool candle	0		Moxie: +5, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-01"
9307	moldy skewed wax pancake	4	crappy	Last Available: "2017-01"
9308	Oprah's brainy wax face	0		Mysticality: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2017-01"
9309	mediocre wax booze	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-01"
9310	glob of melted wax	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
9311	diluted mirror bouncing sea jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9312	moldy sea truffle	3	crappy	Last Available: "2017-01"
9313	tarnished luggage key	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
9314	crushed steamer trunk	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
9315	wobbly avaricious recovered cufflinks	0		Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-01"
9316	spinning heart-shaped crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-02"
9317	liquefied quadruple-adjusted LOV Elixir #3	0		Effect: "Wintry Breath", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2017-02"
9318	colloidal ghostly tumbling wobbly LOV Elixir #6	0		Effect: "Bats in the Belfry", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2017-02"
9319	enhanced enhanced ionized blurry LOV Elixir #9	0		Effect: "Ginger Snapped", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2017-02"
9320	rosewater-soaked arcane researcher's brainy LOV Eardigan	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-02"
9321	ghostly toasty careful LOV Epaulettes	0		Monster Level: -10, Hot Damage: +5, Item Drop: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-02"
9322	LOV Earrings of the brute of the detective of the early riser	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Item Drop: +20, Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-02"
9323	squat LOV Enamorang	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9324	red upside-down LOV Emotionizer	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9325	LOV Extraterrestrial Chocolate	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9326	powdered mirror tumbling LOV Echinacea Bouquet	1		Last Available: "2017-02"
9327	red Socratic LOV Elephant	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Last Available: "2017-02"
9328	fuchsia skewed ribald eldritch scanner	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2017-02"
9329	frozen anodized tumbling eldritch alignment spray	0		Effect: "Protection from Bad Stuff", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2017-02"
9330	ghostly LOV Entrance Pass	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9331	occult boxer's weightlifter's eldritch hammer	0		Muscle: +15, Muscle Percent: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2017-01"
9332	tasty eldritch mushroom	4	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9333	bouncing eldritch ichor	0		
9334	huge tasty eldritch mushroom pizza	8	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9335	twirling eldritch tincture	0		Skill: "Evoke Eldritch Horror", Last Available: "2017-02"
9336	skewed eldritch tincture (depleted)	0		Skill: "Evoke Eldritch Horror", Last Available: "2017-02"
9337	denatured eldritch rub	0		Effect: "Eyes All Black", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2017-02"
9338	HP-35 Calculator	0		
9339	tumbling Silver HP-35 Calculator	0		
9340	Golden HP-35 Calculator	0		
9341	Platinum HP-35 Calculator	0		
9342	shaking Diamond HP-35 Calculator	0		
9343	bottlecap	0		
9344	discarded button	0		
9345	Gummi-Memory	0		
9346	Thwaitgold amoeba statuette	0		
9347	ghostly pickled grasshopper	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9348	wobbly bottle of an&iacute;s	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9349	bottle of novelty hot sauce	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9350	elemental sugarcube	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9351	olive peppermint sprig	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9352	spinning bottle of clam juice	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9353	cocktail mushroom	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9354	shot of granola liqueur	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9355	squat can of cherry-flavored sterno	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9356	maroon lump of ichor	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9357	bottle of gregnadigne	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9358	mirror bottle of Cr&egrave;me de Fugu	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9359	baby oil shooter	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9360	fuchsia fish head	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9361	blinking limepatch	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9362	pile of dirt	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9363	skewed slime shooter	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9364	imaginary lemon	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9365	bad watered-down literal grasshopper	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9366	lousy double entendre	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9367	boozy bad Phlegethon	5	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9368	bad Siberian sunrise	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9369	bad huge mentholated wine	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9370	artisanal strong spinning low tide martini	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9371	acceptable shroomtini	3	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9372	practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed twirling morning dew	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9373	drinkable whiskey squeeze	3	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9374	practically non-alcoholic tolerable great fashioned	1	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9375	irresponsibly strong lousy Gnomish sagngria	6	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9376	watered-down artisanal bouncing vodka stinger	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9377	drinkable mirror extremely slippery nipple	4	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9378	tolerable high-proof piscatini	10	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9379	fancy hand-crafted Churchill	4	EPIC	Effect: "Devil Inside", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2017-03"
9380	hand-crafted soilzerac	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9381	watered-down bad wobbly London frog	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9382	practically non-alcoholic acceptable nothingtini	1	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9383	tolerable pulsating eighth plague	4	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9384	artisanal practically non-alcoholic single entendre	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9385	aged bouncing reverse Tantalus	3	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9386	delicious elemental caipiroska	4	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9387	triple-distilled acceptable Feliz Navidad	6	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9388	weak bad Bloody Nora	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9389	perfectly mixed moreltini	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9390	perfectly mixed purple hell in a bucket	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9391	bad Newark	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9392	irresponsibly strong hand-crafted R'lyeh	10	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9393	perfectly mixed Gnollish sangria	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9394	irresponsibly strong tolerable vodka barracuda	10	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9395	perfectly mixed Mysterious Island iced tea	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9396	aged narrow drive-by shooting	3	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9397	smooth gunner's daughter	3	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9398	tolerable dirt julep	4	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9399	watered-down bad Simepore slime	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9400	acceptable Phil Collins	4	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9401	cyan unpowered Robortender	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-03"
9402	toggle switch (Bartend)	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9403	mirror toggle switch (Bounce)	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Robortender"
9404	Spacegate access badge	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-04"
9405	maroon filter helmet	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9406	exo-servo leg braces	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9407	jittery rad cloak	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9408	green gate transceiver	0		Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9409	shaking cyan high-friction boots	0		Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9410	green Spacegate Research	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9411	gray alien rock sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9412	maroon alien gemstone	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9413	geological sample kit	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9414	botanical sample kit	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9415	stale wobbly edible alien plant bit	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-04"
9416	jittery alien plant fibers	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9417	alien plant sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9418	complex alien plant sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9419	bouncing fascinating alien plant sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9420	dried twirling cyan alien plant goo	1		Effect: "Hypercubed", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2017-04"
9421	alien plant pod	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9422	zoological sample kit	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9423	enchanted adequate ghostly alien meat	3	good	Effect: "Ginger Snapped", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2017-04"
9424	alien toenails	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9425	red shaking alien zoological sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9426	pulsating complex alien zoological sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9427	fascinating alien zoological sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9428	compressed ghostly alien animal goo	1		Last Available: "2017-04"
9429	alien animal milk	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9430	spant egg casing	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9431	red murderbot data core	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9432	galvanized non-tarnished electrified huge yellow alien medicine	0		Effect: "Booing Radly", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2017-04"
9433	tasty alien salad	3	awesome	Last Available: "2017-04"
9434	artisanal alien booze	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-04"
9435	friendly coward's alien mask of horror	0		Monster Level: -20, Familiar Weight: +3, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2017-04"
9436	ribald crafty supercharged alien spear	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2017-04"
9437	yellow blurry padded wizardly alien blowgun of the glutton	0		Mysticality: +25, Damage Absorption: +20, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2017-04"
9438	Lo Pan's alien loincloth of terror of Flo-Jo	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2017-04"
9439	upside-down aromatic stanky studded alien totem	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2017-04"
9440	narrow prompt quilted Socratic alien necklace	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Damage Absorption: +40, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2017-04"
9441	spant chitin	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9442	spant tendon	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9443	asbestos-lined ribald spants	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2017-04"
9444	inspector's spant shield of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2017-04"
9445	resourceful slick spant shoulderpads	0		Moxie: +10, Maximum MP: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04"
9446	padded spant backplate of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Damage Absorption: +20, Last Available: "2017-04"
9447	blurry Jack Frost's Jim Carey's spant spear	0		Monster Level: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2017-04"
9448	murderbot power cell	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9449	murderbot component casing	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9450	murderbot monofilament	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9451	galvanized murderbot shield unit	0		Effect: "Human-Pirate Hybrid", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2017-04"
9452	upside-down murderbot live wire	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9453	up-at-dawn murderbot mask of the dark arts of horror	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Adventures: +5, Avatar: "Murderbot", Last Available: "2017-04"
9454	activated ionized tumbling jittery murderbot spring injector	0		Effect: "Eagle Eyes", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2017-04"
9455	nippy brawny murderbot whip	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2017-04"
9456	aromatic scorching murderbot plasma rifle	0		Hot Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "EXTERMINATE SPANT", Last Available: "2017-04"
9457	skewed skewed murderbot memory chip	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9458	skewed space pirate treasure map	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9459	Space Pirate Astrogation Handbook	0		Skill: "Quantum Movement", Last Available: "2017-04"
9460	Non-Euclidean Finance	0		Skill: "5-D Earning Potential", Last Available: "2017-04"
9461	Peek-a-Boo!	0		Skill: "Object Quasi-Permanence", Last Available: "2017-04"
9462	Procrastinator locker key	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9463	Space Baby children's book	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9464	Space Baby bawbaw	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9465	spinning Spacegate	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9466	massive stale Aldebaran sardines	6	decent	Last Available: "2017-04"
9467	mediocre green Centauri fish wine	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-04"
9468	powdered oxygen	1		Last Available: "2017-04"
9469	skewed Tesla Spacegate scientist's insignia of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04", Rollover Effect Duration: 30
9470	cyan chaotic Spacegate military insignia of the empath	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04", Rollover Effect Duration: 30
9471	resourceful Spacegate diplomat's insignia of James Dean of courage	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum MP: +50, Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04"
9472	Spacegate emergency disintegrator	0		Skill: "Disintegrate", Last Available: "2017-04"
9473	blurry Spacegate Initiative tattoo unit	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9474	fancy jumbo stale alien sandwich	5	decent	Effect: "Lemon Enlightenment", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2017-04"
9475	glitched malware	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
9476	frozen Spant eggs	0		Effect: "Healthy Green Glow", Effect Duration: 56
9477	Spacegate (open)	0		Lasts Until Rollover
9478	New-You Club Membership Form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-05"
9479	altered denatured shaking squat Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting	0		Effect: "Impregnably Delicious", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2017-05"
9480	wet super-moist Daily Affirmation: Think Win-Lose	0		Effect: "Chorale of Companionship", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2017-05"
9481	wet mirror Daily Affirmation: Be Superficially interested	0		Effect: "Omphalotus Omnipresence", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2017-05"
9482	moist dry spinning skewed Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually	0		Effect: "Tiki Thoughtfulness", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2017-05"
9483	chilled maroon spinning upside-down Daily Affirmation: Be a Mind Master	0		Effect: "Pisces Rising", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2017-05"
9484	irradiated diffused twirling Daily Affirmation: Work For Hours a Week	0		Effect: "Warm Shoulders", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2017-05"
9485	improved frozen Daily Affirmation: Keep Free Hate in your Heart	0		Effect: "Heart of White", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2017-05"
9486	super-sized bland yellow Affirmation Cookie	5	decent	Last Available: "2017-05"
9487	License To Kill	0		
9488	bouncing Thwaitgold bug statuette	0		
9489	mirror Victor's Spoils	0		
9490	polymerized quadruple-ionized Threatening Missive	0		Effect: "Good with the Ladies", Effect Duration: 29
9491	mirror Targeted Plague Vector	0		
9492	suspicious package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-06"
9493	wicked beefy Kremlin's Greatest Briefcase of temperance	0		Muscle: +10, Spell Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "KGB tranquilizer dart", Last Available: "2017-06"
9494	aged watered-down mirror basic martini	2	awesome	Last Available: "2017-06"
9495	drinkable improved martini	4	good	Last Available: "2017-06"
9496	lousy shaking pulsating splendid martini	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-06"
9497	lime green exploding cigar	0		Last Available: "2017-06"
9498	can of Minions-Be-Gone	0		Last Available: "2017-06"
9499	tattoo gun	0		Last Available: "2017-06"
9500	gun	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-06"
9501	gum	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-06"
9502	olive nippy grievous educational plastic gundam	0		Experience: +1, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2017-06"
9503	huge License to Chill	0		Last Available: "2017-07"
9504	Celsius 233	0		Skill: "Eternal Flame", Last Available: "2017-06"
9505	blurry Celsius 233 (singed)	0		Skill: "Eternal Flame", Last Available: "2017-06"
9506	Lazenby's Life Lesson	0		Free Pull
9507	LI-11 Motor Pool voucher	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-07"
9508	Asdon Martin keyfob (on ring)	0		Last Available: "2017-07"
9509	L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate	0		
9510	Dust bunny	0		
9511	Pocket Meteor Guide	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9512	ghostly spinning Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed)	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9513	skewed Meteorite-Ade	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9514	adequate meteoreo	3	good	Last Available: "2017-08"
9515	hand-crafted watered-down meadeorite	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-08"
9516	bouncing meteoroid	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9517	knitted smartaleck's meteortarboard of dire peril	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Weapon Damage: +20, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2017-08"
9518	squat dog trainer's meteorite guard of wisdom of the empath	0		Mysticality: +15, Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2017-08"
9519	yellow quilted baleful meteorb	0		Spell Damage: +25, Damage Absorption: +40, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Hot", Last Available: "2017-08"
9520	fortified asteroid belt of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Damage Absorption: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-08"
9521	meteorthopedic shoes of bravery of the boozehound of the sweet-tooth	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Booze Drop: +100, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-08"
9522	narrow supercharged forbidden shooting morning star of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-08"
9523	upside-down meteoroid	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9524	meteor shower cap	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9525	Thwaitgold time fly statuette	0		
9526	perfectly fair coin	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9527	upside-down Horsery contract	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-08"
9528	corked genie bottle	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-09"
9529	genie bottle	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9530	toasty electrified sinister blessed rustproof +2 gray dragon scale mail	0		Spell Damage: +10, Hot Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2023-09"
9531	squat pony: Dusk Shiny	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9532	wobbly pony: Shutterfly	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9533	twirling squat pony: Pearjack	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9534	pony: Uniquity	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9535	pony: Rosey Cake	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9536	pony: Spectrum Dash	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9537	pocket wish	0		Last Available: "2023-09"
9538	dropped scrap of paper	0		
9539	narrow hunk of granite	0		
9540	shovelful of dirt	0		
9541	xo-skeleton-in-a-box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-10"
9542	exo-xo-skeleton-skeleton	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9543	squat X	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9544	bouncing O	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9545	artisanal blurry DUFRESNE Suds	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-09"
9546	zippy mafia pinky ring of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Initiative: +20, Single Equip
9547	hand-crafted flask of port	4	EPIC	
9548	olive sinister contract enforcement stick	0		Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +5
9549	low-calorie rotten Hide-rox&trade; cookie	1	crappy	Last Available: "2017-10"
9550	acceptable blurry jug of booze	3	good	Last Available: "2017-10"
9551	double-oxidized diffused blinking pair of candy glasses	0		Effect: "Armored Innards", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2017-10"
9552	triple-boiled temporary X tattoos	0		Effect: "Trivia Master", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2017-10"
9553	altered bouncing glyph of athleticism	1		Last Available: "2017-10"
9554	pair of scissors	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9555	dry magnetized tumbling new habit	0		Effect: "Lobos Fresh", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2017-10"
9556	bridge truss	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9557	aromatic banded pearl necklace	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Stench Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-10"
9558	amorphous blob	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9559	X	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9560	cyan O	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9561	twirling amorphous blob	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9562	olive padded grievous protection stick of the bloodbag of the scaredy-cat	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum HP: +100, Monster Level: -15
9563	magnetized non-wet warmed bouncing roll of meat	0		Effect: "Macho Profundo", Effect Duration: 59
9564	razor-sharp mafia thumb ring of doom	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
9565	diffused warmed ghostly cocoa chondrule	0		Effect: "Egg on your Face", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2020-09"
9566	scorching sinister mafia middle finger ring	0		Spell Damage: +10, Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Show them your ring"
9567	bouncing scandalous shellacked experienced steel drivin' hammer of James Dean	0		Experience: +2, Experience (Moxie): +3, Damage Reduction: 7, Sleaze Damage: +5
9568	piece of steel	0		
9569	Temple Grandin's Herculean mafia pointer finger ring	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Familiar Weight: +7, Single Equip, Drops Meat
9570	perfumed worksite credentials	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip
9571	Jim Carey's slick negotiatin' hammer of the brazier of bravery	0		Moxie: +10, Monster Level: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5
9572	gray pantogram	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-11"
9573	pantogram	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9574	pantogram pants	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-11"
9575	sinister brainy mafia wedding ring	0		Mysticality: +5, Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
9576	blurry knitted mafia organizer badge	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip
9577	spinning mafia filofax	0		
9578	transparent nog	1	awesome	Last Available: "2017-12"
9579	decent unfinished fruitcake	3	good	Last Available: "2017-12"
9580	quadruple-denatured anodized and cracker	0		Effect: "Hip to Be Square Dancin'", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2017-12"
9581	aged neg grog	4	awesome	Last Available: "2017-12"
9582	normal skewed half double fruitcake	4	good	Last Available: "2017-12"
9583	spoiled hushed puppy	4	crappy	Last Available: "2017-12"
9584	rotten wobbly muffled muffuletta	3	crappy	Last Available: "2017-12"
9585	spoiled tiny shaking skewed shushed potatoes	1	crappy	Last Available: "2017-12"
9586	wholesome plastic mime functionary	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2017-12"
9587	family-friendly plastic mime scientist	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2017-12"
9588	wobbly zippy plastic mime soldier	0		Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2017-12"
9589	cyan stiffened plastic mime executive	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Last Available: "2017-12"
9590	Jeselnik's plastic The Silent Nightmare	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2017-12"
9591	locked mumming trunk	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-12"
9592	mumming trunk	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9593	temperance whiskey	1	awesome	Last Available: "2017-11"
9594	super-Vulcanized corrupted wishbone	0		Effect: "Artificially Sweet", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2017-11"
9595	bad skewed Racisto Ruidoso	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-11"
9596	bouncing earthenware muffin tin	0		
9597	enchanted big bland bran muffin	5	decent	Effect: "Rage of the Reindeer", Effect Duration: 40
9598	moldy blueberry muffin	4	crappy	
9599	silent A	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9600	silent B	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9601	silent C	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9602	olive silent D	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9603	silent E	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9604	twirling silent F	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9605	narrow silent G	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9606	silent H	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9607	silent I	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9608	red silent J	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9609	silent K	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9610	silent L	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9611	silent M	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9612	silent N	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9613	red silent O	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9614	tumbling silent P	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9615	bouncing silent Q	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9616	silent R	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9617	silent S	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9618	blurry silent T	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9619	red blinking silent U	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9620	green silent V	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9621	silent W	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9622	silent X	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9623	wobbly silent Y	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9624	silent Z	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9625	crystalline cheer	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9626	anti-earplugs	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9627	tumbling blurry warehouse key	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9628	mime pocket probe	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9629	hand-crafted stale cheer wine	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-12"
9630	normal stale Cheer-E-Os	4	good	Last Available: "2017-12"
9631	cheer-o-gram	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9632	Sinatra's cheerful antler hat of the dark arts	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2017-12"
9633	cheerful Crimbo sweater of Tarzan of the early riser	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2017-12"
9634	shellacked savvy cheerful pajama pants	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2017-12"
9635	gray The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1	0		Skill: "Silent Hunter", Last Available: "2017-12"
9636	ghostly twirling tumbling The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Hunter", Last Available: "2017-12"
9637	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2	0		Skill: "Quiet Determination", Last Available: "2017-12"
9638	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used)	0		Skill: "Quiet Determination", Last Available: "2017-12"
9639	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3	0		Skill: "Quiet Judgement", Last Available: "2017-12"
9640	spinning The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used)	0		Skill: "Quiet Judgement", Last Available: "2017-12"
9641	spinning The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4	0		Skill: "Silent Treatment", Last Available: "2017-12"
9642	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Treatment", Last Available: "2017-12"
9643	huge The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5	0		Skill: "Silent Knife", Last Available: "2017-12"
9644	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Knife", Last Available: "2017-12"
9645	upside-down The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6	0		Skill: "Quiet Desperation", Last Available: "2017-12"
9646	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used)	0		Skill: "Quiet Desperation", Last Available: "2017-12"
9647	mime eraser	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9648	strong bad executive mime flask	5	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9649	special normal mirror nega-mushroom	4	good	Effect: "Boletus Swoletus", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2017-12"
9650	artisanal fancy tumbling nega-mushroom wine	3	EPIC	Effect: "Loyal Tea", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2017-12"
9651	triple-liquefied twirling Cheer-Up soda	0		Effect: "Become Superficially interested", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2017-12"
9652	moldy bite-sized mime army rations	1	crappy	Last Available: "2017-12"
9653	smooth high-proof ghostly mime army wine	6	awesome	Last Available: "2017-12"
9654	distilled mime army superserum	1		Effect: "It's Electric!", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2017-12"
9655	diffused twirling mime army camouflage kit	0		Effect: "Action", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2017-12"
9656	foul-smelling healthy miming beret	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2017-12"
9657	nippy miming shirt of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2017-12"
9658	rosewater-soaked rock-hard miming corduroys	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2017-12"
9659	lard-coated miming boots of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9660	slick miming gloves of Calamity Jane	0		Moxie: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9661	God Lobster Egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-05"
9662	donated booze	0		
9663	skewed donated food	0		
9664	donated candy	0		
9665	moist nitrogenated digital honeypot	0		Effect: "Psalm of Pointiness", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2025-12"
9666	mime-proof sunglasses	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9667	bouncing ghostly Usain Bolt's mime army insignia (infantry)	0		Initiative: +80, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12", Stat Tuning: "Muscle (all)"
9668	Rosewater's mime army insignia (intelligence)	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12", Stat Tuning: "Mysticality (all)"
9669	wicked mime army insignia (espionage)	0		Spell Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12", Stat Tuning: "Moxie (all)"
9670	mime army insignia (pyrotechnics)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9671	mime army insignia (cryonics)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9672	twirling mime army insignia (psychological warfare)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9673	mime army insignia (sanitation)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9674	skewed skewed mime army insignia (morale)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9675	blinking wicked mime army infiltration glove of the storm	0		Spell Damage: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9676	wobbly mime army shotglass	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9677	mime army challenge coin	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9678	red cheer extractor	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9679	kerosene-soaked skip	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-12"
9680	wobbly fireproof skip lid	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9681	rotten extra-toasted half sandwich	4	crappy	Last Available: "2018-12"
9682	delicious mulled hobo wine	3	awesome	Last Available: "2018-12"
9683	squat burning newspaper	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
9684	experienced brainy burning paper hat of mayonnaise	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience: +2, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9685	foul-smelling Socratic burning cape of horror	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Stench Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9686	blurry burning paper slippers of the ox of horror of mayonnaise	0		Muscle: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9687	red flame-wreathed quilted stylish burning paper jorts	0		Moxie: +25, Damage Absorption: +40, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9688	censurious Jeselnik's dance instructor's burning paper crane	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9689	January's Garbage Tote (unopened)	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-01"
9690	bouncing huge January's Garbage Tote	0		Last Available: "2018-01"
9691	jittery deceased crimbo tree	0		Breakable, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9692	jittery chaotic grievous broken champagne bottle	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Breakable, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9693	cyan blurry pulsating frightening tinsel tights of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9694	nippy rock-hard wad of used tape of doom	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Cold Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9695	foul-smelling scorching sharpshooter's supercharged silent nightlight	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +10, Rollover Effect Duration: 50
9696	denatured magnetized bouncing sweetened reindeer fat	0		Effect: "Spookypants", Effect Duration: 58
9697	alkaline deionized blurry cyan Good 'n' Quiet	0		Effect: "Hip to Be Square Dancin'", Effect Duration: 17
9698	double-enhanced hot button candy	0		Effect: "Bustle Hustlin'", Effect Duration: 37
9699	squat razor-sharp makeshift garbage shirt of chilblains of the blizzard	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Cold Damage: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Breakable, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9700	experienced novelty monorail ticket of extreme caution	0		Experience: +2, Monster Level: -25, Rollover Effect Duration: 100
9701	dried pulsating pills	1		
9702	powdered squat skewed furry pill	1		Effect: "Always be Collecting", Effect Duration: 5
9703	dried beefy pill	1		Effect: "Cancer Rising", Effect Duration: 10
9704	altered teal excitement pill	1		
9705	distilled blue tumbling vitamin G pill	1		
9706	powdered cyan lucky-ish pill	1		
9707	mixed cyan wobbly dieting pill	1		
9712	wobbly Clan Carnival Game	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-02"
9713	How To Get Bigger Without Really Trying	0		Skill: "Get Big", Last Available: "2018-02"
9714	Illustrated Mating Rituals of the Gallapagos	0		Skill: "Gallapagosian Mating Call", Last Available: "2018-02"
9715	Convincing People You Can See The Future	0		Skill: "Inscrutable Gaze", Last Available: "2018-02"
9716	Love Potions and the Wizards who Mix Them	0		Skill: "Love Mixology", Last Available: "2018-02"
9717	narrow They'll Love You In Rhinestones	0		Skill: "Acquire Rhinestones", Last Available: "2018-02"
9718	Silly Little Love Song	0		Skill: "Paul's Passionate Pop Song", Last Available: "2018-02"
9719	Fonzie's genie's turbane of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience (Moxie): +1, Last Available: "2018-02"
9720	twirling blue wool foul-smelling genie's scimitar	0		Stench Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2018-02"
9721	thinker's beefcake's genie's pants	0		Muscle: +25, Mysticality: +10, Last Available: "2018-02"
9722	flame-wreathed genie's bracers of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-02"
9723	Sherlock's Tesla psychic's circlet	0		Item Drop: +25, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2018-02"
9724	prompt psychic's crystal ball of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2018-02"
9725	Lo Pan's psychic's pslacks of the brazier	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-02"
9726	executive scorching psychic's amulet	0		Hot Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2018-02"
9727	bite-sized normal red heart-shaped candy whetstone	1	good	Last Available: "2018-02"
9728	normal Swedish massage fish	3	good	Last Available: "2018-02"
9729	acceptable triple-distilled Third Base	10	good	Last Available: "2018-02"
9730	bad mirror Bustle Hustler	3	decent	Last Available: "2018-02"
9731	colloidal pickled squat Fabiotion	0		Effect: "Well-preserved", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2018-02"
9732	quantum oxidized Bettie page	0		Effect: "Adventurer's Best Friendship", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2018-02"
9733	nitrogenated super-polymerized boiled fuchsia wobbly bouncing tonic o' Banderas	0		Effect: "Mental A-cue-ity", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2018-02"
9734	boiled wet spinning heather graham cracker	0		Effect: "Tin, Man", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2018-02"
9735	Lolsipop	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9736	ghostly heart cozy	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9737	eaves droppers	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9738	red personal graffiti kit	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9739	narrow Mysterious Red Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9740	Mysterious Green Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9741	Mysterious Blue Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9742	Mysterious Black Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9743	energized squat rainbow jellybean	0		Effect: "Mystically Oiled", Effect Duration: 64
9744	tarnished diffused mystery lollipop	0		Effect: "Bread-Lined", Effect Duration: 56
9745	Love Potion #0	0		Effect: "Tainted Love Potion", Effect Duration: 20
9746	pressed purple rhinestone	0		Effect: "Emotion Sickness", Effect Duration: 42
9747	1,960 pok&eacute;dollar bill	0		
9748	metandienone	0		
9749	lime green riboflavin	0		
9750	bronze	0		
9751	red narrow piracetam	0		
9752	squat gray ultracalcium	0		
9753	ginseng	0		
9754	Tesla Team Avarice cap	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
9755	blurry chilly Team Sloth cap	0		Cold Damage: +5
9756	Jeselnik's Team Wrath cap	0		Sleaze Damage: +25
9757	smelly Mu cap	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10
9758	Thwaitgold metabug statuette	0		
9759	Pok&eacute;fam Guide to Capturing All of Them	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-03"
9760	packet of tall grass seeds	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9761	Pok&eacute;-Gro fertilizer	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9762	Globmule	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9763	lime green tumbling Bluzzard	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9764	shaking Faux	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9765	Sledgehamster	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9766	bouncing Pimpsqueak	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9767	olive Pillowbug	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9768	mirror Dressage	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9769	Sequestrian	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9770	Carpricorn	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9771	shaking yellow Turpin	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9772	Morphan	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9773	Cycloney	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9774	Peaclock	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9775	Turtive	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9776	Lepardner	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9777	Aiolion	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9778	cyan Waifuton	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9779	Gorillape	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9780	Wendtigo	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9781	Snoutlet	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9782	cyan Ruffalo	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9783	Vaporpoise	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9784	wobbly Ghosprey	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9785	Straypler	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9786	pulsating blinking Flan	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9787	Mustardigrade	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9788	Ched	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9789	Gazelleton	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9790	jittery Mechamelion	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9791	cyan Bicycle	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9792	mirror Vamprey	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9793	Wullabye	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9794	Nursine	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9795	jittery Cantelope	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9796	Ungulant	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9797	Caramel	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9798	Oppossum	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9799	Amanitee	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9800	Smashmoth	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9801	Vulgure	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9802	maroon mirror Squib	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9803	olive Trafikoan	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9804	Slotter	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9805	shaking Shudder	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9806	narrow Glamare	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9807	Unspeakachu	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9808	Stooper	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9809	Disgeist	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9810	blue Bowlet	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9811	Cornbeefadon	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9812	Mu	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9813	Glum berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9814	huge narrow Egnaro berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9815	Sitrep berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9816	blinking Nadsat berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9817	Jamocha berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9818	spinning Tapioc berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9819	Snarf berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9820	mirror shaking Keese berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9821	wobbly jittery luck incense	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Item Drop: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9822	squat shell bell	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9823	muscle band	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9824	amulet coin	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9825	mirror razor fang	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9826	spinning huge smoke ball	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9827	green rocket	0		
9828	modified lime green magnificent oyster egg	1		
9829	diluted brilliant oyster egg	1		
9830	vaporized glistening oyster egg	1		Effect: "You Can Really Taste the Dormouse", Effect Duration: 40
9831	dehydrated wobbly twirling jittery scintillating oyster egg	1		
9832	diluted spinning pearlescent oyster egg	1		Effect: "A View to Some Meat", Effect Duration: 45
9833	mixed shaking pulsating lustrous oyster egg	1		Effect: "Spirit of Alph", Effect Duration: 30
9834	dried skewed gleaming oyster egg	1		
9835	FantasyRealm membership packet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-04"
9836	FantasyRealm guest pass	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9837	fortified supercool FantasyRealm G. E. M. of the businessman	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Damage Absorption: +60, Meat Drop: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9838	maroon Rubee&trade;	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9839	yellow MacGyver's FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm	0		Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2018-04"
9840	FantasyRealm Mage's Hat of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2018-04"
9841	weightlifter's FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask	0		Muscle: +15, Last Available: "2018-04"
9842	lump of bauxite	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
9843	crafty &quot;Remember the Trees&quot; Shirt of extreme caution of the blizzard	0		Maximum MP: +10, Monster Level: -25, Cold Spell Damage: +25
9844	mirror teal FantasyRealm key	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9845	teal jittery plump mushroom	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9846	tumbling tainted marshmallow	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9847	Chewsick Copperbottom's notes	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9848	LyleCo premium pickaxe	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9849	LyleCo premium rope	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9850	My First Art of War	0		Skill: "Army of Toddlers", Last Available: "2018-12"
9851	pulsating dragon aluminum ore	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9852	red faerie dust	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9853	poisoned druidic s'more	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9854	druidic orb	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9855	bouncing cyan to-go brew	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9856	tumbling flask of holy water	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9857	warmed alkaline polymerized narrow green shaking universal antivenin	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Effect: "El Vibrations", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2018-04"
9858	LyleCo premium monocle	0		Rubee Drop: 1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9859	tumbling LyleCo premium magnifying glass	0		Rubee Drop: 1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9860	teal FantasyRealm tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9861	LyleCo Contractor's Manual	0		Skill: "Expert Corner-Cutter", Last Available: "2018-04"
9862	decent FantasyRealm turkey leg	3	good	Last Available: "2018-04"
9863	mediocre FantasyRealm mead	3	decent	Last Available: "2018-04"
9864	nasty haunch	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9865	Cheswick Copperbottom's compass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9866	blinking blue arrest warrant	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9867	hero's skull	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9868	grolblin rum	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9869	super-sized flavorless gray druidic s'more	5	decent	Last Available: "2018-04"
9870	diluted ghostly sachet of powder	1		Effect: "The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2018-04"
9871	enchanted acceptable mourning wine	4	good	Effect: "Cold Hands", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2018-04"
9872	sanctified cola	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9873	shaking map to the Towering Mountains	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9874	map to the Mystic Wood	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9875	purple map to the Putrid Swamp	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9876	map to the Cursed Village	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9877	map to the Sprawling Cemetery	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9878	low-calorie stale fancy lime green denastified haunch	1	decent	Effect: "Took Eleven", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2018-04"
9879	lousy bad rum and good cola	4	decent	Last Available: "2018-04"
9880	diffused Potion of Heroism	0		Effect: "Macho Profundo", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2018-04"
9881	yellow double-paned sharpshooter's resourceful leggings of the Spider Queen	0		Maximum MP: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2018-04"
9882	prompt avaricious wicked Master Thief's utility belt	0		Spell Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +30, Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9883	jittery clever energetic Duke Vampire's regal cloak of the scaredy-cat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +20, Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2018-04"
9884	Jack Frost's Van der Graaf deadly Dragonscale breastplate	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +50, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2018-04"
9885	Oprah's brawny belt of Ogrekind of dire peril	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9886	rosy-cheeked padded The Ghoul King's ghoulottes of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2018-04"
9887	pulsating mirror rosewater-soaked hardy nozzle of the Phoenix of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum HP: +50, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2018-04"
9888	chilly the Archwizard's briefs of Gandalf of the empath	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +5, Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2018-04"
9889	huge fuchsia hardy the Ley Incursion's waist of the storm of the empath	0		Maximum HP: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Familiar Weight: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9890	baleful wicked brainy shield of the Skeleton Lord	0		Mysticality: +5, Spell Damage: 30, Last Available: "2018-04"
9891	clever grievous ring of the Skeleton Lord of mayonnaise	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum MP: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9892	squat Tesla Da Vinci's scepter of the Skeleton Lord of the detective	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Item Drop: +20, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9893	gray scandalous veiny Sinatra's deadfall branch of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum HP: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5
9894	rosewater-soaked sizzling MacGyver's Samson's smooth Staff of Kitchen Royalty	0		Moxie: +15, Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum MP: +100, Hot Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2018-04"
9895	charged druidic orb	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9896	pulsating dragon slaying sword	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9897	skewed notarized arrest warrant	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9898	mediocre two meat muck	4	decent	
9899	special adequate chocolate Ogre Chieftain	4	good	Effect: "familiar.enq", Effect Duration: 20
9900	bland chocolate &quot;Phoenix&quot;	3	decent	
9901	moldy big green chocolate Spider Queen	5	crappy	
9902	enchanted drinkable tumbling hipster cocktail	3	good	Effect: "Feeling No Pain", Effect Duration: 20
9903	God Lobster's Scepter	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "small fairy/lep", Last Available: "2018-05"
9904	God Lobster's Ring	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "sombrero", Last Available: "2018-05"
9905	teal God Lobster's Rod	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "whelp", Last Available: "2018-05"
9906	God Lobster's Robe	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "block", Last Available: "2018-05"
9907	God Lobster's Crown	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "fairy", Last Available: "2018-05"
9908	Dish of Clarified Butter	0		Last Available: "2018-05"
9909	huge G	0		
9910	Garland of Greatness	0		
9911	gattoo	0		
9912	tumbling purple A-Boo glue	0		
9913	glued A-Boo clue	0		
9914	blurry crude oil congealer	0		
9915	flavorless good guava	4	decent	
9916	hand-crafted yellow gin and ginger	3	EPIC	
9917	Thwaitgold chigger statuette	0		
9918	altered gaseous gravy	1		Effect: "Bloody-minded", Effect Duration: 15
9919	SongBoom&trade; BoomBox	0		Last Available: "2018-06"
9920	SongBoom&trade; BoomBox Box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-06"
9921	A Guide to Safari	0		Skill: "Experience Safari"
9922	chilled nitrogenated shaking Shielding Potion	0		Effect: "Twenty-three Squid, Ew", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2018-06"
9923	altered adjusted Punching Potion	0		Effect: "Expert Vacationer", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2018-06"
9924	jittery blurry Special Seasoning	0		Last Available: "2018-06"
9925	vaporized twirling Nightmare Fuel	1		Effect: "Pie in the Sky", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2018-06"
9926	bouncing fuchsia Gathered Meat-Clip	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
9927	Bastille Battalion control rig crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-07"
9928	Bastille Battalion control rig	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-07"
9929	Tesla dance instructor's strapping Brutal brogues of dire peril	0		Muscle: +5, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Weapon Damage: +20, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-07"
9930	scorching chilly rosy-cheeked Draftsman's driving gloves of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Cold Damage: +5, Hot Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-07"
9931	ghostly red lard-coated gravedigger's chaotic wholesome Nouveau nosering	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-07"
9932	denatured polarized sharkfin gumbo	0		Effect: "Warm Belly", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2018-07"
9933	unsweetened altered shaking boiling broth	0		Effect: "Full of Vinegar", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2018-07"
9934	corrupted pulsating interrogative elixir	0		Effect: "The Dinsey Way", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2018-07"
9935	Bastille Battalion Fondue Trophy	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9936	Bastille Battalion tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9937	teal Bastille Battalion cheese wheel	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9938	Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9939	wobbly shaking kitten burglar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-07"
9940	squat yellow burglar/sleep mask	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9941	ghostly Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette	0		
9942	Neverending Party invitation envelope	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-09"
9943	wobbly Neverending Party guest pass	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9944	studded Fonzie's PARTY HARD T-shirt	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Damage Absorption: +80, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2018-09"
9945	Neverending Party favor	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9946	deluxe Neverending Party favor	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9947	gas can	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9948	lousy fortified bouncing Middle of the Road&trade; brand whiskey	5	decent	Last Available: "2018-09"
9949	upside-down neverending wallet chain	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9950	scandalous clever pentagram bandana	0		Maximum MP: +20, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2018-09"
9951	fuchsia avaricious skull ring	0		Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9952	twirling bouncing electronics kit	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9953	small moldy PB&J with the crusts cut off	2	crappy	Last Available: "2018-09"
9954	stiffened strapping dorky glasses	0		Muscle: +5, Damage Reduction: 1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9955	ghostly bouncing Sherlock's banded ponytail clip	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2018-09"
9956	sizzling paint palette	0		Hot Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paint Job", Last Available: "2018-09"
9957	huge unremarkable duffel bag	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9958	dehydrated squat Purple Beast energy drink	1		Effect: "Become Superficially interested", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2018-09"
9959	blinking squat Socratic cosmetic football	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Last Available: "2018-09"
9960	Annie Oakley's curative shoe ad T-shirt	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2018-09"
9961	pulsating friendly pump-up high-tops	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9962	chilled runproof mascara	0		Effect: "Inebriate Pride", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2018-09"
9963	very small dress	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9964	censurious extremely unsafe noticeable pumps	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9965	surprisingly capacious handbag	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9966	mediocre irresponsibly strong everfull glass	6	???	Last Available: "2018-09"
9967	van key	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9968	shaking cyan jam band bootleg	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9969	therapeutic rosy-cheeked denim jacket	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2018-09"
9970	tumbling squat scorching friendly ratty knitted cap	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-09"
9972	miser's Jack Frost's intimidating chainsaw	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-09"
9973	aged skewed party beer bomb	3	awesome	Last Available: "2018-09"
9974	spoiled jittery sweet party mix	3	crappy	Last Available: "2018-09"
9975	twisted party balloon	1		Last Available: "2018-09"
9976	rosewater-soaked lard-coated party pants	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2018-09"
9977	spinning reassuring nasty party whip of the businessman	0		Stench Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2018-09"
9978	shaking Party Planning on a Budget	0		Skill: "Budget Conscious", Last Available: "2018-09"
9979	practically non-alcoholic artisanal twirling TRIO cup of beer	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-09"
9980	stale cyan party platter for one	4	decent	Last Available: "2018-09"
9981	altered narrow Party-in-a-Can&trade;	1		Last Available: "2018-09"
9982	party pup	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9983	ghostly Jack Frost's Newton's party crasher	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Party Crash", Last Available: "2018-09"
9984	shaking purple Living to Drink, Drinking to Live	0		Last Available: "2018-09", Skill: "Drinking to Drink"
9985	Party Tattoo&trade; gift certificate	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9986	party mouse hat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9987	skewed latte lovers member's mug	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Latte on Opponent", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Offer Latte to Opponent", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Gulp Latte", Last Available: "2018-10"
9988	twirling latte lovers club card	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-10"
9989	voter registration form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-11"
9990	&quot;I Voted!&quot; sticker of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-11"
9991	absentee voter ballot	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9992	wobbly snake skin	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9993	maroon jittery forbidden supercool snakeskin thighboots	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2018-11"
9994	fuchsia healthy grievous snakeskin cowboy hat	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2018-11"
9995	stylish snakeskin jacket of Flo-Jo	0		Moxie: +25, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2018-11"
9996	slime glob	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9997	ghostly slime glob	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9998	slime glob	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9999	beefcake's slime waders of James Dean of the glutton	0		Muscle: +25, Experience (Moxie): +3, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2018-11"
10001	ghostly rosewater-soaked greasy slime fedora of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2018-11"
10002	blurry executive Rosewater's brawny slime knuckles	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Mysticality Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2018-11"
10003	lime green government requisition form	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
10004	lion tamer's dog trainer's curative government-issued slacks	0		Experience (familiar): 3, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2018-11"
10005	Jeselnik's nasty deadly government-issued eyeshade	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-11"
10006	lion tamer's government-issued necktie of the bloodbag of horror	0		Maximum HP: +100, Experience (familiar): +2, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-11"
10007	curative weightlifter's mutant arm	0		Muscle: +15, Item Drop: +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2018-11"
10008	MacGyver's smartaleck's brawny mutant legs	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Moxie Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2018-11"
10009	teal squat veiny banded mutant crown of the overflowing toilet	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum HP: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2018-11"
10010	spoiled bite-sized ghostly ectoplasm	1	crappy	Last Available: "2018-11"
10011	spoiled bite-sized	1	crappy	Last Available: "2018-11"
10012	bad twirling bottle of vodka	4	decent	Last Available: "2018-11"
10013	rotten diet pizza	1	crappy	Last Available: "2018-11"
10014	bad gray martini	4	decent	Last Available: "2018-11"
10015	half-sized flavorless purple cherry pie	2	decent	Last Available: "2018-11"
10016	smooth eggnog	3	awesome	Last Available: "2018-11"
10017	mirror spinning glob of undifferentiated tissue	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
10018	rotten snack-sized blurry lime green Hell ramen	2	crappy	Last Available: "2018-11"
10019	hand-crafted twirling gimlet	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-11"
10020	hand-crafted mirror twice-haunted screwdriver	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-11"
10021	decent candy cane	4	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10022	hand-crafted runny fermented egg	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-12"
10023	bland oldcake	4	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10024	stale traditional Crimbo cookie	4	decent	Last Available: "2023-06"
10025	ghostly manspreader's plastic wild beaver	0		Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2018-12"
10026	educational plastic reindeer	0		Experience: +1, Last Available: "2018-12"
10027	plastic Caf&eacute; Elf of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2018-12"
10028	avaricious plastic orphan	0		Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2018-12"
10029	dog trainer's plastic Abuela Crimbo	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2018-12"
10030	yule pup	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10031	tumbling Braindeer	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10032	wobbly Crimbo dog sweater	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10033	coward's therapeutic pristine walrus tusk	0		Monster Level: -20, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2018-12"
10034	purple thick walrus blubber	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10035	wool nasty chilly mansplainer's Staff of Frozen Lard	0		Monster Level: +15, Cold Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2018-12"
10036	purple bomb	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10037	upside-down plastic bazooka	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10038	mooseflank	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10039	rotten grilled mooseflank	4	crappy	Last Available: "2018-12"
10040	gigantic adequate moosemeat pie	7	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10041	Van der Graaf balanced antler	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2018-12"
10042	quilted dam	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Last Available: "2018-12"
10043	hand-crafted beavermouth	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-12"
10044	tolerable watered-down beaver punch (papaya)	2	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10045	acceptable blinking beaver punch (peach)	4	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10046	weak hand-crafted mirror beaver punch (cherry)	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-12"
10047	skewed jittery rosewater-soaked dangerous Canadian lantern	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2018-12"
10048	jittery sharpshooter's muskox-skin cap	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2018-12"
10049	twirling Boxing Day care package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-12"
10050	half-sized moldy huge glass of raw eggs	2	crappy	Last Available: "2018-12"
10051	bad punch-drunk punch	4	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10052	powdered tumbling body spradium	1		Last Available: "2018-12"
10053	supercool bauxite beret	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Last Available: "2018-12"
10054	shaking beefcake's bauxite boxers	0		Muscle: +25, Last Available: "2018-12"
10055	bauxite bow-tie of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
10056	Boxing Day Pass	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10057	Kramco Industries packing carton	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-01"
10058	asbestos-lined double-paned Kramco Sausage-o-Matic&trade; of the brute of the empath of horror	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Familiar Weight: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +5, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2019-01"
10059	blue blinking sausage casing	0		Last Available: "2019-01"
10060	stale sausage	4	decent	Last Available: "2019-01"
10061	rosewater-soaked Samson's red-hot sausage fork	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2019-01"
10062	bag of sausage links	0		Last Available: "2019-01"
10063	tumbling squat sausage golem	0		Last Available: "2019-01"
10064	jar of relish	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10065	Toyleporter	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10066	perfectly mixed fortified olive beer	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-12"
10067	stale half-sized yule gruel	2	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10068	artisanal blinking hot watered rum	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-12"
10069	hand-crafted fancy bottle of Crimbognac	4	EPIC	Effect: "Space Cadet", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2018-12"
10070	normal enchanted Crimboysters Rockefeller	4	good	Effect: "Icy Demeanor", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2018-12"
10071	boiled blinking maroon Crimbeau de toilette	1		Last Available: "2018-12"
10072	bouncing Crimbo candle	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10073	narrow Carol of the Bulls	0		Skill: "Carol of the Bulls", Last Available: "2018-12"
10074	mirror Carol of the Bulls (used)	0		Skill: "Carol of the Bulls", Last Available: "2018-12"
10075	Carol of the Hells	0		Skill: "Carol of the Hells", Last Available: "2018-12"
10076	blurry Carol of the Hells (used)	0		Skill: "Carol of the Hells", Last Available: "2018-12"
10077	Carol of the Thrills	0		Skill: "Carol of the Thrills", Last Available: "2018-12"
10078	Carol of the Thrills (used)	0		Skill: "Carol of the Thrills", Last Available: "2018-12"
10079	Socratic cool Crimbolex watch of the empath	0		Moxie: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Familiar Weight: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12", Nonstackable Watch, Rollover Effect Duration: 100
10080	Crimbo tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10081	ghostly inspector's energetic baleful hand-knitted Crimbo socks	0		Spell Damage: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Item Drop: +15
10082	purple wobbly hale chalk chlamys of mayonnaise	0		Maximum HP: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2019-12"
10083	Usain Bolt's flame-retardant chalk chain	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Initiative: +80, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10084	manspreader's brainy chalk chalice	0		Mysticality: +5, Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10085	fortified extremely unsafe chalk chinos	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Damage Absorption: +60, Last Available: "2019-12"
10086	friendly chalk chapeau of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2019-12"
10087	purple horrifying careful chalk choker	0		Monster Level: -10, Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10088	altered mirror chalk chunks	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10089	modified triple-polarized blue candy chalk	0		Effect: "Here's Mud in Your Eye", Effect Duration: 56
10090	yellow twirling huge miser's Lo Pan's marble maebari	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10091	twirling toasty marble mantle of terror	0		Hot Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10092	toasty electrified marble magnet	0		Hot Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10093	greedy medical-grade marble mignonette bowl	0		Meat Drop: +20, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10094	smartaleck's brawny marble medallion	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Moxie Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10095	nasty veiny marble mariachi hat	0		Maximum HP: +10, Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10096	pickled fuchsia marble molecules	1		Effect: "Crocodile Tear", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2019-12"
10097	boiled improved upside-down Mallomarbles	0		Effect: "Heart Aflame", Effect Duration: 51
10098	rosy-cheeked punching bag of the empath	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Familiar Weight: +5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10099	supercharged pith helmet of the empath	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Familiar Weight: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10100	Newton's poncho of dire peril	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Weapon Damage: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10101	Sherlock's pendant of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Item Drop: +25, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10102	toasty strapping palazzos	0		Muscle: +5, Hot Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10103	blurry frosty hardened pseudoaccordion	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Song Duration: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10104	dehydrated huge red pieces	1		Last Available: "2020-12"
10105	flattened blinking Para-Pop	0		Effect: "Flamb&eacute;-a-thon", Effect Duration: 48
10106	upside-down censurious energetic terra cotta truss	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10107	gravedigger's terra cotta trousers of horror	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10108	ghostly zippy terra cotta tongs of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Initiative: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10109	spinning gray jittery frosty terra cotta train of the overflowing toilet	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10110	terra cotta tie tack of the overflowing toilet of courage	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10111	huge bouncing supercool terra cotta tambourine of terror	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10112	powdered terra cotta tidbits	1		Last Available: "2020-12"
10113	nitrogenated energized triple-polymerized terra panna cotta	0		Effect: "Aquarius Rising", Effect Duration: 35
10114	lightning-fast deadly velour voulge	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2021-12"
10115	lard-coated smelly velour vambraces	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10116	velour veil of the pedagogue of the scaredy-cat	0		Experience: +3, Monster Level: -15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10117	baleful velour viscometer of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10118	stiffened supercool velour valise	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Damage Reduction: 1, Last Available: "2021-12"
10119	zippy lard-coated velour vaqueros	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2021-12"
10120	vaporized narrow velour veneer	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10121	aerosolized quantum skewed Velougats&trade;	0		Effect: "Space Cowboy", Effect Duration: 34
10122	reassuring foul-smelling glass suspenders	0		Stench Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10123	Van der Graaf glass shield of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2021-12"
10124	upside-down rosewater-soaked glass stetson of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2021-12"
10125	frosty glass spectacles of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10126	scandalous Da Vinci's glass shiv	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2021-12"
10127	yellow ghostly hardy arcane researcher's glass serape	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2021-12"
10128	diluted cyan tumbling glass shards	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10129	diffused altered chilled hard candy	0		Effect: "Elemental Flavor", Effect Duration: 25
10130	perfumed ruddy loofah lumberjack's hat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Stench Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Head-Scratch", Last Available: "2022-12"
10131	green mirror stanky loofah lei of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Lei Lasso", Last Available: "2022-12"
10132	healthy loofah lederhosen of Gandalf	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Hosenzittern", Last Available: "2022-12"
10133	Herculean beefcake's loofah ladle	0		Muscle: +25, Experience (Muscle): +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Stew", Last Available: "2022-12"
10134	friendly loofah legwarmers of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Familiar Weight: +3, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Leglifts", Last Available: "2022-12"
10135	loofah lavalier of wisdom of courage	0		Mysticality: +15, Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Lava", Last Available: "2022-12"
10136	compressed loofah lumps	1		Effect: "Enraged", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2022-12"
10137	galvanized alkaline spinning chocolate-covered loofah	0		Effect: "Disco Concentration", Effect Duration: 17
10138	shaking greedy flagstone flag of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagellate", Last Available: "2022-12"
10139	squat censurious strapping flagstone flail	0		Muscle: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagflog", Last Available: "2022-12"
10140	twirling resourceful hale flagstone flip-flops	0		Maximum HP: +20, Maximum MP: +50, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Flap Flip", Last Available: "2022-12"
10141	teal scandalous chaotic flagstone fez	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Fez Ritual", Last Available: "2022-12"
10142	hardy slick flagstone fleece	0		Moxie: +10, Maximum HP: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Fleece Flex", Last Available: "2022-12"
10143	green hardy educational flagstone fringe	0		Experience: +1, Maximum HP: +50, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Foxtrot", Last Available: "2022-12"
10144	distilled narrow jittery flagstone flagments	1		Effect: "Like a Fish to Walter", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2022-12"
10145	magnetized extra-cold-filtered green Flag by the Foot&trade;	0		Effect: "Raging Animal", Effect Duration: 26
10146	upside-down elf sleeper agent	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10147	blinking red-and-green microcamera	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10148	narrow MacGyver's cobbled-together Meat detector	0		Maximum MP: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10149	super-ionized liquefied squat tin thermos of chai	0		Effect: "Black Eyes", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2019-12"
10150	boiled tumbling wobbly prototype stimulant	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10151	tailored vest of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10152	sew-on bandage	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10153	yellow really nice net	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10154	elf army poncho of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10155	tasty olive elf army field rations	3	awesome	Last Available: "2019-12"
10156	spinning gingernade	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10157	mirror flame-wreathed energetic discarded bowtie	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10158	irresponsibly strong acceptable yellow martiny	6	good	Last Available: "2019-12"
10159	pulsating tryptophan dart	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10160	ionized licorice snake	0		Effect: "Full-Body Tan", Effect Duration: 64
10161	colloidal pressed upside-down virgin jello shot	0		Effect: "Adapt to Change Eventually", Effect Duration: 53
10162	cold-filtered activated upside-down mutated candy lump	0		Effect: "Fizzier Than Light", Effect Duration: 33
10163	flattened squat government-issued candy	0		Effect: "High Blood Chocolate Content", Effect Duration: 19
10164	improved dry Pneumo bar	0		Effect: "The Spy Who Loved XP", Effect Duration: 30
10165	pulsating mint condition Lil' Doctor&trade; bag	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-02"
10166	Lil' Doctor&trade; bag of Gandalf of the boozehound	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Otoscope", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Reflex Hammer", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Chest X-Ray", Last Available: "2019-02"
10168	jittery blood bag	0		
10169	thick decent bloodstick	5	good	
10170	high-proof hand-crafted blue bottle of Sanguiovese	9	EPIC	
10171	snack-sized moldy actual blood sausage	2	crappy	
10172	hand-crafted weak mulled blood	2	super EPIC	
10173	decent half-sized wobbly blood snowcone	2	good	
10174	practically non-alcoholic lousy blinking Red Russian	1	decent	
10175	tiny normal blood roll-up	1	good	
10176	tolerable bottle of blood	3	good	
10177	bland narrow blood-soaked sponge cake	3	decent	
10178	tolerable extra-dry vampagne	5	good	
10179	flavorless snack-sized plain snowcone	2	decent	
10180	Booke of Vampyric Knowledge	0		
10181	money bag	0		
10182	money bag	0		
10183	bouncing narrow money bag	0		
10184	tumbling Thwaitgold mosquito statuette	0		
10185	bucket of Vampyre blood	0		
10186	blood knife	0		Lasts Until Rollover
10187	blue PirateRealm membership packet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-04"
10188	PirateRealm guest pass	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10189	red foul-smelling toasty rosy-cheeked PirateRealm eyepatch	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Hot Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10190	bloody harpoon	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10191	compass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10192	fuchsia skull key	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10193	curious anemometer	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10194	Red Roger's flag	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10195	Glass Jack's spyglass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10196	recursed compass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10197	tomb-opener	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10198	cyan Red Roger's map	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10199	low-calorie rotten crabsicle	1	crappy	Last Available: "2019-04"
10200	squat melty plastic grenade	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10201	acceptable bottle of dark rhum	3	good	Last Available: "2019-04"
10202	artisanal irresponsibly strong bottle of extra-dark rhum	6	EPIC	Last Available: "2019-04"
10203	artisanal bottle of super-extra-dark rhum	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2019-04"
10204	anodized pirate shaving cream	0		Effect: "Natural 20", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2019-04"
10205	wizardly conquistador's breastplate of the detective	0		Mysticality: +25, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2019-04"
10206	red ruddy pirate pantaloons of the businessman	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2019-04"
10207	[glitch season reward name]	0		
10208	signal fragment	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10209	wobbly windicle	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10210	sharpshooter's ruddy pirate radio ring	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10211	Island Drinkin', a Tiki Mixology Odyssey	0		Skill: "Tiki Mixology", Last Available: "2019-04"
10212	jumbo bland pineapple slab	5	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10213	enchanted normal hibiscus petal	4	good	Effect: "Fastbreaker", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2019-04"
10214	liquefied shaking huge mint leaf	0		Effect: "Poker Faced", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2019-04"
10215	cocoa of youth	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10216	denatured gray ice molecule	1		Last Available: "2019-04"
10217	Red Roger's reliquary	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10218	Red Roger's right hand	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10219	Red Roger's left hand	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10220	ghostly Red Roger's right foot	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10221	Red Roger's left foot	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10222	narrow Red Roger's skull	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10223	mixed jittery pewter shavings	1		Last Available: "2019-04"
10224	blurry Red Roger tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10225	shaking PirateRealm fun-a-log	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10226	plush sea serpent of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Monster Level: -100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10227	small decent narrow pirate fork	2	???	Last Available: "2019-04"
10228	Scurvy and Sobriety Prevention	0		Skill: "Prevent Scurvy and Sobriety", Last Available: "2019-04"
10229	ring	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10230	twirling cool piratical blunderbuss of terror	0		Moxie: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2019-04"
10231	ghostly Oprah's slick beefy PirateRealm party hat	0		Muscle: +10, Moxie: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2019-04"
10232	high-proof lousy Island Landslide	6	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10233	artisanal Island Thunderstorm	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2019-04"
10234	special lousy Island Hurricane	3	decent	Effect: "Surreally Buff", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2019-04"
10235	watered-down delicious Skull Punch	2	awesome	Last Available: "2019-04"
10236	watered-down artisanal Electric Punch	2	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2019-04"
10237	perfectly mixed skewed Smuggler's Punch	3	super EPIC	Last Available: "2019-04"
10238	extra-dry acceptable Scorpion Bowl	5	good	Last Available: "2019-04"
10239	bad blue Turtle Bowl	3	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10240	tolerable weak Cobra Bowl	2	good	Last Available: "2019-04"
10241	vampyric cloake pattern	0		Free Pull
10242	Lo Pan's sharpshooter's Herculean groovy vampyric cloake of bravery	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience (Muscle): +1, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Spooky Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Become a Wolf", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Become a Cloud of Mist", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Become a Bat", Last Available: "2019-03"
10243	plastic pirate hat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10244	flattened one piece of bubble gum	0		Effect: "Superveiny 9000", Effect Duration: 12
10245	arcanoferric housing	0		
10246	intact medium-wave antenna	0		
10247	maroon 18-picohertz resonator crystal	0		
10248	blown-out speaker cone	0		
10249	overloaded short-pulse transistor	0		
10250	squat maroon jittery Fourth of May Cosplay Saber kit	0		Free Pull
10251	double-paned Van der Graaf experienced Fourth of May Cosplay Saber	0		Experience: +2, Cold Resistance: +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Use the Force", Last Available: "2019-05"
10252	ring	0		Single Equip
10253	Thwaitgold nymph statuette	0		
10254	jittery fireproof flame-retardant frightening foul-smelling Jack Frost's sharpshooter's veiny shellacked stylish hewn moon-rune spoon of Calamity Jane of mayonnaise	0		Moxie: +25, Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum HP: +10, Critical Hit Percent: 25, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Stench Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Hot Resistance: 4, Single Equip, Alters Page Text, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Dragoon Platoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spittoon Monsoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Festoon Buffoon", Last Available: "2019-06", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
10255	cartoon harpoon	0		Last Available: "2019-06"
10256	teal rune-strewn spoon cocoon	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-06"
10257	twirling maroon Beach Comb Box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-07"
10258	narrow clever dangerous Beach Comb of the brazier	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum MP: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beach Combo", Last Available: "2019-07"
10259	jittery grain of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10260	small pile of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10261	tumbling pile of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10262	pile of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10263	empty hourglass	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10264	hourglass	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10265	etched hourglass	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10266	chilled concentrated magenta seashell	0		Effect: "Stop and Smell the Fudge", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2019-07"
10267	oxidized cyan seashell	0		Effect: "Ruby-ous", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2019-07"
10268	super-enhanced ionized upside-down huge gray seashell	0		Effect: "Inebriate Pride", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2019-07"
10269	oxidized diffused spinning seashell	0		Effect: "Human-Hippy Hybrid", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2019-07"
10270	modified vacuum-sealed deionized huge olive seashell	0		Effect: "Puzzle Fury", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2019-07"
10271	bunch of sea grapes	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10272	acceptable bottle of sea wine	3	good	Last Available: "2019-07"
10273	pickled kelp	1		Last Available: "2019-07"
10274	zippy frosty manspreader's Annie Oakley's Van der Graaf personal trainer's boxer's driftwood hat of Calamity Jane of the brazier	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Critical Hit Percent: 35, Monster Level: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +20, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10275	blurry up-at-dawn miser's sharpshooter's sinister Newton's smartaleck's boxer's driftwood pants of Tarzan of the boozehound	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Moxie Percent: +30, Experience (Muscle): +3, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Spell Damage: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Booze Drop: +100, Adventures: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10276	bouncing zippy executive fireproof gravedigger's therapeutic dance instructor's Newton's driftwood bracelet of the overflowing toilet of courage	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Spooky Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +40, Initiative: +20, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10277	censurious dangerous beefcake's waders	0		Muscle: +25, Weapon Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2019-07"
10278	twirling padded Fonzie's brainy spearfish fishing spear	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience (Moxie): +1, Damage Absorption: +20, Last Available: "2019-07"
10279	skewed fortified extremely unsafe rabbitfish fin of the cheetah	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Damage Absorption: +60, Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10280	piece of coral	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10281	piece of driftwood	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10282	smelly energetic veiny pirate cutlass	0		Maximum HP: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10283	ribald beefy tricorn hat of the dark arts	0		Muscle: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2019-07"
10284	Annie Oakley's Sinatra's Socratic swash buckle	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Experience (Moxie): +5, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10285	meteorite fragment	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10286	Jeselnik's frightening electrified meteorite earring	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10287	executive meteorite necklace of the bloodbag of the sewer	0		Maximum HP: +100, Stench Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10288	executive aromatic Lo Pan's meteorite ring	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Stench Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10289	alkaline anodized dry Finnish Fish	0		Effect: "Partially Ghosted", Effect Duration: 67
10290	warmed green chocolate doubloon	0		Effect: "Tea-hee", Effect Duration: 49
10291	pulsating auspicious sharpshooter's wholesome driftwood beach comb	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10292	Distant Woods Getaway Brochure	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-08"
10293	stick of firewood	0		Last Available: "2019-08"
10294	Van der Graaf rock-hard slick whittled tiara	0		Moxie: +10, Damage Reduction: 5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2019-08"
10295	olive Temple Grandin's banded occult whittled shorts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Damage Absorption: +100, Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2019-08"
10296	shellacked dance instructor's whittled flail of temperance	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Damage Reduction: 7, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2019-08"
10297	greedy curative wizardly whittled wand	0		Mysticality: +25, Meat Drop: +20, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2019-08"
10298	green perfumed nasty whittled flute of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2019-08"
10299	Sherlock's greasy whittled bear figurine of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-08"
10300	Annie Oakley's whittled owl figurine of Calamity Jane of incineration	0		Critical Hit Percent: 35, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-08"
10301	experienced whittled fox figurine of the wise owl of the early riser	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience: +2, Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-08"
10302	censurious frosty manspreader's sinister whittled walking stick	0		Spell Damage: +10, Monster Level: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2019-08"
10303	stale special yellow campfire hot dog	3	decent	Effect: "Cute Vision", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2019-08"
10304	normal big campfire baked potato	5	good	Last Available: "2019-08"
10305	tasty snack-sized wobbly campfire s'more	2	awesome	Last Available: "2019-08"
10306	yummy thick campfire beans	5	awesome	Last Available: "2019-08"
10307	delicious campfire stew	4	awesome	Last Available: "2019-08"
10308	campfire coffee	1	good	Last Available: "2019-08"
10309	altered modified twirling leftover chocolate bar	0		Effect: "OMG WTF", Effect Duration: 22
10310	rare Meat isotope	0		
10311	blue burnt stick	0		Last Available: "2019-08"
10312	bundle of firewood	0		Last Available: "2019-08"
10313	upside-down upside-down campfire smoke	0		
10314	Murgatroyd diode	0		
10315	signal receiver	0		
10316	shaking space shield	0		
10317	yellow signal jammer	0		Single Equip
10318	narrow low-pressure oxygen tank	0		Single Equip
10319	mirror Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette	0		
10320	decent thick mirror space chowder	5	good	
10321	bad triple-distilled space wine	8	decent	
10322	The Imploded World	0		Skill: "Implode Universe"
10323	upside-down packaged Pocket Professor	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-09"
10324	mirror Pocket Professor memory chip	0		
10325	Law of Averages	0		
10332	Unopened Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-10"
10333	tumbling coward's clever Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Maximum MP: +20, Monster Level: -20, Avoid Attack: 1, Last Available: "2019-10"
10334	unopened diabolic pizza cube box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-11"
10335	fuchsia mirror diabolic pizza cube	0		Last Available: "2019-11"
10336	diabolic pizza	3	???	Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-11"
10337	rotten snack-sized bu&ntilde;uelos Jaliscos	2	crappy	Last Available: "2019-12"
10338	rotten ghostly flan del mar	4	crappy	Last Available: "2019-12"
10339	rotten small Baja sopapilla	2	crappy	Last Available: "2019-12"
10340	shaking Fonzie's plastic Mer-kin baker	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Last Available: "2019-12"
10341	bouncing ghostly maroon groovy plastic sea elf	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10342	twirling fortified plastic yuleviathan	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Last Available: "2019-12"
10343	brainy plastic dolphin &quot;orphan&quot;	0		Mysticality: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10344	lime green personal trainer's plastic Dolph Bossin	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10345	red-spotted snapper roe	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10346	moldy mana-coated yams	3	crappy	Last Available: "2019-11"
10347	half-sized stale bouncing mana-basted tofurkey leg	2	decent	Last Available: "2019-11"
10348	decent small mana-fortified cranberry sauce	2	good	Last Available: "2019-11"
10349	adequate special miniature mana-stuffed herbal stuffing	2	good	Effect: "PERL of Great Price", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2019-11"
10350	spinning human musk	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10351	improved wobbly patch of extra-warm fur	0		Effect: "Oh Hamlet Hamlet Hamlet Hamlet", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2019-12"
10352	altered industrial lubricant	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10353	Vulcanized purple unfinished pleasure	0		Effect: "The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2019-12"
10354	pickled narrow spinning vial of humanoid growth hormone	1		Effect: "Disco Inferno", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2019-12"
10355	powdered gray a bug's lymph	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10356	wet quadruple-deionized ionized green organic potpourri	0		Effect: "items.enh", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2019-12"
10357	acceptable boot flask	3	good	Last Available: "2019-12"
10358	colloidal squat green infernal snowball	0		Effect: "Oriental Mysticism", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2019-12"
10359	madness	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10360	dried tumbling shaking fish sauce	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10361	stale guffin	3	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10362	vaporized Shantix&trade;	1		Effect: "Sticks and Stones", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2019-12"
10363	goodberry	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10364	pickled ghostly jittery non-Euclidean angle	1		Effect: "Smelly Pants", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2019-12"
10365	concentrated adjusted super-wet upside-down peppermint syrup	0		Effect: "Dances with Tweedles", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2019-12"
10366	flattened huge Mer-kin eyedrops	0		Effect: "Unrunnable Face", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2019-12"
10367	oxidized extra-strength goo	0		Effect: "Ready to Snap", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2019-12"
10368	mirror envelope full of Meat	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10369	powdered mirror livid energy	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10370	micronova	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10371	mixed blurry beggin' cologne	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10372	Samson's Herculean oxygenated eggnog helmet	0		Experience (Muscle): 6, Adventure Underwater, Last Available: "2019-12"
10373	hand-knitted diving booties	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10374	peppermint harpoon gun	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10375	frozen adjusted irradiated concentrated fish broth	0		Effect: "Less Pervious", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2019-12"
10376	dry polymerized liquid SONAR	0		Effect: "Eye of the Seal", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2019-12"
10377	map to Dolph Bossin's hideout	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10378	Dolph Bossin's charity note	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10379	double-paned steel-toed studded Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Damage Reduction: 9, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10380	The Spirit of Giving	0		Skill: "The Spirit of Taking", Last Available: "2019-12"
10381	lime green The Spirit of Giving (used)	0		Skill: "The Spirit of Taking", Last Available: "2019-12"
10382	tumbling ghostly Crimbo Factory surprise box	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10383	tumbling soggy gingerbread chunk	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10384	galvanized pickled squat salty gumdrop	0		Effect: "Trash-Wrapped", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2019-12"
10385	blinking Socratic ribbon candy ascot of incineration	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10386	twirling moist Crimbo spices	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10387	intact anemone spike	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10388	rosy-cheeked anemoney clip	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10389	pulsating red runny icing	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10390	mixed pulsating super-sweet fish goo (spoiled)	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10391	tumbling zippy boxer's icing poncho of the overflowing toilet	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2019-12"
10392	tumbling Mer-kin cookiestove	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10393	chilled glob of salty molasses	0		Effect: "Dragged Through the Coals", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2019-12"
10394	groovy Mer-kin rollpin of courage	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2019-12"
10395	personalizable gingerbread cookie	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10396	lime green tinsel fin	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10397	delicious bowl of mernudo	4	awesome	Last Available: "2019-12"
10398	smooth yellow fishelada	3	awesome	Last Available: "2019-12"
10399	decent shaking ojo de pez burrito	3	good	Last Available: "2019-12"
10400	red waterlogged wood	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10401	spinning waterlogged cloth	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10402	waterlogged stuffing	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10403	waterlogged	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10404	waterlogged	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10405	rosewater-soaked Sinatra's nutcracker hat	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2019-12"
10406	narrow nutcracker waistcoat of Leguizamo of the boozehound	0		Monster Level: +20, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2019-12"
10407	lime green Rosewater's thinker's nutcracker pants	0		Mysticality: +10, Mysticality Percent: +30, Last Available: "2019-12"
10408	rock-hard nutcracker boots of the scaredy-cat	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Monster Level: -15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10409	reassuring padded nutcracker sword	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10410	horrifying smooth nutcracker drumstick	0		Moxie: +15, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2019-12"
10411	Rosewater's beefcake's nutcracker beard	0		Muscle: +25, Mysticality Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10412	medical-grade nutcracker cape of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10413	skewed gray nutcracker epaulets of the boozehound of the glutton	0		Booze Drop: +100, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10414	purple twirling nutcracker figurine	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10415	rotten small salt plum	2	crappy	Last Available: "2019-12"
10416	peppermint eel sauce	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10417	rotten and bean	3	crappy	Last Available: "2019-12"
10418	fireproof smelly cool kelp-holly gun	0		Moxie: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2019-12"
10419	rock-hard arcane researcher's Yuleviathan necklace	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Damage Reduction: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10420	cyan Van der Graaf stylish peppermint spine	0		Moxie: +25, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2019-12"
10421	frosty soggy elf shoes of the boozehound	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10422	medical-grade curative Crimbylow-rise jeans	0		HP Regen Min: 10, HP Regen Max: 15, Last Available: "2019-12"
10423	skewed toasty strapping kelp-holly drape	0		Muscle: +5, Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10424	aromatic curative hardy Staff of the Peppermint Twist of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Maximum HP: +50, Stench Resistance: +1, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10425	tasty snack-sized upside-down tempura and bean	2	awesome	Last Available: "2019-12"
10426	weak artisanal fuchsia salt plum sake	2	super EPIC	Last Available: "2019-12"
10427	moist pressurized potion of possessiveness	0		Effect: "Greasy Flavor", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2019-12"
10428	double-quantum purple squat almond	0		Effect: "Pronounced Potency", Effect Duration: 27
10429	unsweetened irradiated handful of mixed nuts	0		Effect: "Fortunate Resolve", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2019-12"
10430	nutcracking pliers	0		
10431	skewed Retrospecs try-at-home kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-01"
10432	avaricious foul-smelling brawny Retrospecs	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip, Free Pull, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Detect Weakness", Last Available: "2020-01"
10433	unopened Bird-a-Day calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-01"
10434	Bird-a-Day calendar	0		Last Available: "2020-01"
10437	mint-in-box Powerful Glove	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-02"
10438	inspector's reassuring Annie Oakley's brawny Powerful Glove of the dark arts	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Spooky Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Replace Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Shrink Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Invisible Avatar", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Triple Size", Last Available: "2020-02"
10439	blurry enhanced signal receiver	0		
10440	status cymbal	0		Last Available: "2020-02"
10441	maroon scandalous Socratic Drip harness of the blizzard	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +5
10442	drippy truncheon of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Single Equip
10443	upside-down Driplet	0		
10444	drippy snail shell	0		
10445	spoiled squat drippy nugget	4	drippy	
10446	high-proof bad glass of drippy wine	6	drippy	
10447	spoiled big drippy caviar	5	drippy	
10448	massive bland drippy plum(?)	7	drippy	
10449	hardened drippy stake	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Single Equip
10450	tumbling The Eye of the Thing in the Basement	0		
10451	upside-down drippy khakis	0		Drippy Resistance: +5
10452	drippy shield	0		Drippy Resistance: +10
10453	The Fingernail of the Thing in the Basement	0		
10454	coin	0		
10455	mushroom	0		
10456	jittery deluxe mushroom	0		
10457	super deluxe mushroom	0		
10458	corrupted anodized fizzy soda	0		Effect: "Wallflowering", Effect Duration: 11
10459	cold-filtered wet healthy juice	0		Effect: "Bureaucratized", Effect Duration: 67
10460	hammer	0		Plumber Power: 1, Plumber Stat: "Muscle"
10461	hammer	0		Plumber Power: 2, Plumber Stat: "Muscle"
10462	fire flower	0		Plumber Power: 1, Plumber Stat: "Mysticality"
10463	bonfire flower	0		Plumber Power: 2, Plumber Stat: "Mysticality"
10464	work boots	0		Single Equip, Plumber Power: 1, Plumber Stat: "Moxie"
10465	pulsating boots	0		Single Equip, Plumber Power: 2, Plumber Stat: "Moxie"
10466	reassuring cape	0		Spooky Resistance: +1
10467	wobbly stanky smelly back shell	0		Stench Spell Damage: 35
10468	ghostly lime green spiky back shell	0		Thorns: 1
10469	power pants	0		Maximum PP: +1
10470	Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette	0		
10471	Plumber's Union Handbook	0		
10472	zippy bony back shell	0		Initiative: +20
10473	skewed frosty button	0		Single Equip
10474	nitrogenated blooper ink	0		Effect: "Memory of Smarts", Effect Duration: 48
10475	coin	0		
10476	rubber doll head	0		
10477	yellow jittery rubber doll body	0		
10478	plastic doll arms	0		
10479	plastic doll legs	0		
10480	rubber baby doll	0		Damage Aura: 1
10481	Better Shrooms and Gardens catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-03"
10482	packet of mushroom spores	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10483	free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10484	plump free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10485	ghostly bulky free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10486	free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10487	immense free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10488	colossal free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10489	big bland bouncing mushroom filet	5	decent	Last Available: "2020-03"
10490	teal huge mushroom slab	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10491	mixed blurry mushroom tea	1		Last Available: "2020-03"
10492	special drinkable weak mushroom whiskey	2	good	Effect: "Sappy Blood", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2020-03"
10493	studded quilted mushroom cap of vim and vigor	0		Damage Absorption: 120, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2020-03"
10494	blurry tumbling knitted cool mushroom shield of the sewer of the glutton	0		Moxie: +5, Stench Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +3, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2020-03"
10495	family-friendly toasty crafty extremely unsafe mushroom pants	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP: +10, Hot Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2020-03"
10496	greasy flame-wreathed hardy deadly mushroom badge	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum HP: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-03"
10497	maroon house-sized mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10498	bouncing pristine piranha seed	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10499	plastic piranha pot	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10500	quadruple-vacuum-sealed narrow piranha pollen	0		Effect: "Corruption of Wretched Wally", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2020-03"
10501	plumber's boots	0		Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Plumber Jump"
10502	red sinistral homunculus	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-04"
10503	blurry kettle bell of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2020-04"
10504	spinning perfumed glued-together crystal ball	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2020-04"
10505	prompt martini dregs	0		Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2020-04"
10506	skewed Newton's flickering flashlight	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2020-04"
10507	ghostly stanky crumbling rabbit's foot	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-04"
10508	wholesome outmoded fidget toy	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2020-04"
10509	flimsy ski pole of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-04"
10510	MacGyver's discarded finger painting	0		Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2020-04"
10511	sinister pizza box	0		Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-04"
10512	double-paned chipped coffee mug of the cheetah	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2020-04"
10513	pulsating groovy Left-Hand Man action figure	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Last Available: "2020-04"
10514	upside-down red drippy seed	0		
10515	drippy grub	0		
10516	ghostly drippy bezoar	0		
10517	yellow Drip Institute petri dish	0		
10518	bouncing drippy ichor	0		
10519	drippy enzyme	0		
10520	ghostly drippy salt	0		
10521	drippy pigment	0		
10522	drippy bromide	0		
10523	drippy flux	0		
10524	drippy stein	0		
10525	special tolerable drippy pilsner	4	drippy	Effect: "Feline Ferocity", Effect Duration: 35
10526	drippy staff	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drip Blast"
10528	drippy orb	0		
10529	mirror blinking shaking lustrous drippy orb	0		
10530	fortified gory drippy orb	0		Damage Absorption: +60
10531	annealed drippy orb	0		Drippy Resistance: +5
10532	Guzzlr application	0		Free Pull
10533	therapeutic fortified Guzzlr tablet	0		Damage Absorption: +60, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2020-05"
10534	lime green tumbling Guzzlr cocktail set	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10535	ghostly Guzzlrbuck	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10536	Guzzlr hat	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10537	Guzzlr shoes	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-05"
10538	ghostly Guzzlr pants	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10539	curative Guzzlr souvenir stein	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2020-05"
10540	spinning Guzzlr tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10541	acceptable bouncing Ghiaccio Colada	4	good	Last Available: "2020-05"
10542	tolerable fancy Sourfinger	4	good	Effect: "Fungal Fortification", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2020-05"
10543	fancy perfectly mixed Nog-on-the-Cob	4	EPIC	Effect: "Super Vision", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2020-05"
10544	triple-distilled acceptable mirror Steamboat	9	good	Last Available: "2020-05"
10545	fancy mediocre Buttery Boy	3	decent	Effect: "Pwnd", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2020-05"
10546	jittery olive Never Don't Stop Not Striving	0		Skill: "Always Never Not Guzzling", Last Available: "2020-05"
10547	lard-coated vibrating clown car key	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-08"
10548	pulsating yellow friendly Jim Carey's Fonzie's batting cage key	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Monster Level: +25, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2020-08"
10549	padded grievous Rosewater's aqu&iacute;	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Damage Absorption: +20, Last Available: "2020-08"
10550	blurry Oprah's razor-sharp Socratic knob labinet key	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2020-08"
10551	tumbling flame-retardant Jeselnik's weremoose key of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Sleaze Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2020-08"
10552	mansplainer's peg key	0		Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2020-08"
10553	gray lightning-fast kekekey	0		Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2020-08"
10554	rabbit's foot key of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2020-08"
10555	stiffened knob shaft skate key of the sewer	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-08"
10556	wobbly sizzling vibrating ice key of incineration	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2020-08"
10557	tumbling healthy anchovy can key	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2020-08"
10558	arcane researcher's wizardly cactus key	0		Mysticality: +25, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10559	rock-hard wicked f'c'le sh'c'le k'y	0		Spell Damage: +5, Damage Reduction: 5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10560	banded treasure chest key of mayonnaise	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2020-08"
10561	up-at-dawn flame-retardant foul-smelling demonic key	0		Stench Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10562	key sausage of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2020-08"
10563	knob treasury key of the storm of the sweet-tooth	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2020-08"
10564	fireproof sizzling scrap key of bravery	0		Hot Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10565	Jack Frost's rose key of Flo-Jo	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2020-08"
10566	jittery blue music box key of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2020-08"
10567	pulsating Jack Frost's forbidden actual skeleton key	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2020-08"
10568	wool resourceful deep-fried key of Leguizamo	0		Maximum MP: +50, Monster Level: +20, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2020-08"
10569	squat supercool brainy discarded bike lock key	0		Mysticality: +5, Moxie Percent: +20, Last Available: "2020-08"
10570	Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette	0		
10571	wobbly Manual of Lock Picking	0		Skill: "Lock Picking", Last Available: "2020-08"
10572	ionized alkaline mirror marshroom	0		Effect: "Super Vision", Effect Duration: 60
10573	bag of Iunion stones	0		Free Pull
10574	Iunion Crown	0		Last Available: "2020-06"
10575	drippy candy bar	0		
10576	cold-filtered flattened ghostly salty drippy candy bar	0		Effect: "Speed of the Internet", Effect Duration: 42
10577	colloidal activated super-moist writhing drippy candy bar	0		Effect: "Eyes of the Dragon", Effect Duration: 25
10578	quadruple-pressed diffused narrow gooey drippy candy bar	0		Effect: "Hagnk's Gratitude", Effect Duration: 41
10579	lime green baby camelCalf	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-07"
10580	dromedary drinking helmet	0		
10581	blinking packaged SpinMaster&trade; lathe	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-08"
10582	pulsating pulsating SpinMaster&trade; lathe	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10583	flimsy hardwood scraps	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10584	chaotic Annie Oakley's birch battery	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-08"
10585	steel-toed banded ebony epee of mayonnaise	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Damage Reduction: 9, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Disarming Thrust", Last Available: "2020-08"
10586	executive hale Sinatra's weeping willow wand	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum HP: +20, Meat Drop: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Barrage of Tears", Last Available: "2020-08"
10587	upside-down aromatic asbestos-lined Oprah's beechwood blowgun	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Hot Resistance: +5, Stench Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Poison Dart", Last Available: "2020-08"
10588	Herculean cool maple magnet of Gandalf	0		Moxie: +5, Experience (Muscle): +1, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-08"
10589	ghostly Dreadsylvanian hemlock	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10590	rosewater-soaked lion tamer's hemlock helm of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Experience (familiar): +2, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2020-08"
10591	sweaty balsam	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10592	reassuring razor-sharp balsam barrel of mayonnaise	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2020-08"
10593	jittery redwood	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10594	triple-polymerized polymerized pulsating redwood rain stick	0		Effect: "Pride of the Vampire", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2020-08"
10595	mirror purpleheart logs	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10596	gray Usain Bolt's coward's purpleheart &quot;pants&quot; of bravery	0		Monster Level: -20, Spooky Resistance: +5, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2020-08"
10597	wormwood stick	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10598	perfumed aromatic studded razor-sharp wormwood wedding ring of Calamity Jane	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Damage Absorption: +80, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Stench Resistance: 6, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-08"
10599	spinning Dripwood slab	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10600	jittery drippy diadem	0		Drippy Resistance: +15, Last Available: "2020-08"
10601	red Thwaitgold slug statuette	0		
10602	red Lo Pan's ert grey goo ring	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30
10603	fistful of wood shavings	0		
10604	Yeg's Motel ashtray	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10605	Yeg's Motel alarm clock	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10606	pickled narrow lime green Yeg's Motel toothbrush	0		Effect: "stats.enq", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2020-09"
10607	deionized moist Yeg's Motel hand soap	0		Effect: "Stogied", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2020-09"
10608	Yeg's Motel sewing kit	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10609	adequate green Yeg's Motel pillow mint	4	good	Last Available: "2020-09"
10610	blurry Yeg's Motel disposable razor	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10611	super-pickled flattened improved mirror Yeg's Motel mouthwash	0		Effect: "Pla-see-bo", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2020-09"
10612	miser's Tesla Yeg's Motel shower cap	0		Meat Drop: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-09"
10613	shellacked Yeg's Motel bathrobe of horror	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-09"
10614	Da Vinci's Socratic Yeg's Motel slippers	0		Experience (Mysticality): 6, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-09"
10615	Yeg's Motel stationery	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10616	Yeg's Motel minibar key	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10617	sizzling desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10618	frost-rimed desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10619	uncanny desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10620	spinning nasty desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10621	greasy desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10622	chess set	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10623	blurry onyx king	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10624	upside-down onyx queen	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10625	onyx rook	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10626	onyx bishop	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10627	pulsating onyx knight	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10628	onyx pawn	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10629	alabaster king	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10630	alabaster queen	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10631	alabaster rook	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10632	alabaster bishop	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10633	narrow alabaster knight	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10634	alabaster pawn	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10635	narrow skewed bagged Cargo Cultist Shorts	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-09"
10636	prompt miser's crafty Cargo Cultist Shorts of the blizzard	0		Maximum MP: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +10, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2020-09"
10637	complicated device	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10638	bad flask of moonshine	3	decent	Last Available: "2020-09"
10639	double-paned Jim Carey's hale sea-worn candlestick	0		Maximum HP: +20, Monster Level: +25, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2020-09"
10640	Universal Seasoning	0		
10641	magnetized colloidal null-day exploit	0		Effect: "Action", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2025-12"
10642	flame orb	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10643	flavorless chocolate chip muffin	3	decent	
10644	skewed Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-10"
10645	Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read)	0		Last Available: "2020-10"
10646	narrow packaged knock-off retro superhero cape	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-11"
10647	Vampire Slicer trench cape	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +50, Hot Resistance: +3, Cold Resistance: +3, Spooky Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +3
10648	box o' ghosts	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10649	squat red gregarious ghostling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10650	shaking cyan grinning ghostling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10651	tumbling greedy ghostling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10652	subscription cocoa dispenser	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10653	galvanized double-chilled narrow fortifying hot cocoa	0		Effect: "Metal Speed", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2020-12"
10654	improved shaking boiling hot cocoa	0		Effect: "A Few Extra Pounds", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2020-12"
10655	corrupted pressed yellow cool hot cocoa	0		Effect: "substats.enh", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2020-12"
10656	dry double-alkaline bouncing overly-fancy hot cocoa	0		Effect: "Perception", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2020-12"
10657	corrupted flattened hot cocoa au beurre	0		Effect: "Frog In Your Throat", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2020-12"
10658	nitrogenated polymerized hot cocoa with rainbow marshmallows	0		Effect: "Cosmic Flavor", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2020-12"
10659	hardened Book of Old-Timey Carols	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2020-12"
10660	tumbling Crimbo smile of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2020-12"
10661	Fonzie's SalesCo sample kit	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Last Available: "2020-12"
10662	adjusted triple-polymerized candy harmonica	0		Effect: "Filled with Magic", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2020-12"
10663	quadruple-frozen spinning blurry sugar	0		Effect: "Purpose", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2020-12"
10664	cold-filtered upside-down upside-down multi-level marzipan	0		Effect: "Disdain of the War Snapper", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2020-12"
10665	plastic Crimbo caroler of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2020-12"
10666	ghostly Jeselnik's plastic multi-level marketer	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-12"
10667	Temple Grandin's plastic Crimbo cheer	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2020-12"
10668	deadly plastic Mirth	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Last Available: "2020-12"
10669	inspector's plastic Penny	0		Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2020-12"
10670	overflowing gift basket	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10671	personalized wassail stein	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10672	blurry tabletop candy dispenser	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10673	knitted neck wreath	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10674	chilly shining star cap	0		Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2020-12"
10675	skewed Jim Carey's nativity shorts	0		Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2020-12"
10676	family-friendly strapping myrrh pouch	0		Muscle: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10677	yellow frankincenser of the bloodbag of the brazier	0		Maximum HP: +100, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-12"
10678	perfumed friendly gilded trumpet	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10679	censurious &quot;reusable&quot; grocery bag	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-12"
10680	wine carrier of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-12"
10681	toasty candy bucket	0		Hot Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-12"
10682	extra-activated narrow prescription teeth whitener	0		Effect: "Mushroom Melody", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2020-12"
10683	Vulcanized imported lemon lozenge	0		Effect: "Bread-Lined", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2020-12"
10684	diffused pressed upside-down blurry hermedisiac cologne	0		Effect: "Wreathed in Smoke", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2020-12"
10685	government food shipment	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10686	government booze shipment	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10687	upside-down government candy shipment	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10688	Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10689	Crimbo Carol tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10690	Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10691	food drive button	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10692	booze drive button	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10693	huge candy drive button	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10694	food mailing list	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10695	olive booze mailing list	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10696	candy mailing list	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10697	horrifying fruit bat of mayonnaise	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10698	Oprah's tinsel orb of horror	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Last Available: "2020-12"
10699	lard-coated personal trainer's snowpack	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Pastamancer", Last Available: "2020-12"
10700	Van der Graaf Satan hat of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Class: "Sauceror", Last Available: "2020-12"
10701	personal trainer's supercool Crimbo stockings	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Class: "Disco Bandit", Last Available: "2020-12"
10702	ruddy savvy poncho de azucar	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Class: "Accordion Thief", Last Available: "2020-12"
10703	skewed blinking The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1	0		Skill: "Long Winter's Nap", Last Available: "2020-12"
10704	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used)	0		Skill: "Long Winter's Nap", Last Available: "2020-12"
10705	lime green ghostly jittery The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2	0		Skill: "Bowl Full of Jelly", Last Available: "2020-12"
10706	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used)	0		Skill: "Bowl Full of Jelly", Last Available: "2020-12"
10707	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3	0		Skill: "Ashes and Soot", Last Available: "2020-12"
10708	yellow The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used)	0		Skill: "Ashes and Soot", Last Available: "2020-12"
10709	bouncing The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4	0		Skill: "Eye and a Twist", Last Available: "2020-12"
10710	maroon blinking The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used)	0		Skill: "Eye and a Twist", Last Available: "2020-12"
10711	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5	0		Skill: "Dimples, How Merry!", Last Available: "2020-12"
10712	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used)	0		Skill: "Dimples, How Merry!", Last Available: "2020-12"
10713	twirling twirling The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6	0		Skill: "Chubby and Plump", Last Available: "2020-12"
10714	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used)	0		Skill: "Chubby and Plump", Last Available: "2020-12"
10715	adequate and pepper (stale)	3	good	Last Available: "2020-12"
10716	aged jittery cranberry margarita (brackish)	4	awesome	Last Available: "2020-12"
10717	purple fuzzy polar bear ears	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2020-12"
10718	shaking nose	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2020-12"
10719	goose mask	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2020-12"
10720	bad boozy barrel-aged eggnog	5	decent	Last Available: "2020-12"
10721	miniature stale hand-crafted candy cane	2	decent	Last Available: "2020-12"
10722	moldy drive-thru burger	4	crappy	Last Available: "2020-12"
10723	spirit-forward mediocre Boulevardier cocktail	5	decent	Last Available: "2020-12"
10724	double-denatured spinning bouncing Hotwire&trade; brand candy rope	0		Effect: "Elron's Explosive Etude", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2020-12"
10725	stale bowl full of jelly	4	decent	Last Available: "2020-12"
10726	practically non-alcoholic bad Eye and a Twist	1	decent	Last Available: "2020-12"
10727	double-magnetized Chubby and Plump bar	0		Effect: "Analog Drunk", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2020-12"
10728	wobbly digibritches	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10729	shaking packaged crystal ball	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-01"
10730	crystal ball	0		Initiative: +50, Last Available: "2021-01", Item Drop (sporadic): +25
10731	huge squat fresh can of paint	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-12"
10732	bouncing fresh coat of paint	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10733	emotion chip	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-02", Skill: "Emotionally Chipped"
10734	upside-down spinal-fluid-covered emotion chip	0		Last Available: "2021-02", Skill: "Emotionally Chipped"
10735	bouncing olive jittery robo-battery	0		
10736	wobbly Thwaitgold listening bug statuette	0		
10737	power seed	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-03"
10738	potted power plant	0		Last Available: "2021-03"
10739	colloidal battery (AAA)	0		Effect: "Less Pervious", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2021-03"
10740	adjusted polarized extra-oxidized battery (AA)	0		Effect: "20-20 Second Sight", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2021-03"
10741	electrified battery (D)	0		Effect: "Abyssal Sweat", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2021-03"
10742	liquefied pressed wobbly battery (9-Volt)	0		Effect: "Altered Wavelengths", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2021-03"
10743	moist jittery cyan battery (lantern)	0		Effect: "Eyes of the Dragon", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2021-03"
10744	deionized denatured dry battery (car)	0		Effect: "Toast Tea", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2021-03"
10745	cryptocloak	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10746	marshmallow	0		
10747	lousy irresponsibly strong shaking shaking marshmallow bomb	7	decent	Last Available: "2021-03"
10748	packaged backup camera	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-04"
10749	backup camera	0		Maximum HP / MP: +20, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Back-Up to your Last Enemy", Last Available: "2021-04"
10750	shortest-order cook	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-05"
10751	wobbly plate	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10752	denatured short beer	0		Effect: "Alchemical, Brother", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2021-05"
10753	activated non-concentrated short stack of pancakes	0		Effect: "Dreams and Lights", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2021-05"
10754	energized enhanced bouncing short stick of butter	0		Effect: "Mucilaginous Mentalism", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2021-05"
10755	tarnished cold-filtered short glass of water	0		Effect: "[1342]Slicked-Back Do", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2021-05"
10756	vacuum-sealed non-activated short	0		Effect: "BOOsted", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2021-05"
10757	Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette	0		
10758	quantum of familiar	0		
10759	extremely unsafe familiar scrapbook of doom	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Show Your Boring Familiar Pictures", Last Available: "2021-06"
10760	squat packaged familiar scrapbook	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-06"
10761	clan underground fireworks shop	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10762	family-friendly arcane researcher's fedora-mounted fountain of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10763	wobbly lime green mirror scandalous extremely unsafe Socratic sombrero-mounted sparkler	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Sleaze Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10764	reassuring padded boxer's porkpie-mounted popper	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Damage Absorption: +20, Spooky Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10765	olive rocket	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10766	shaking rocket	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10767	mirror mirror rocket	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10768	spoiled immense squat fire crackers	9	crappy	Last Available: "2021-07"
10769	spinning Arr, M80	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10770	lime green lightning-fast extremely unsafe Catherine Wheel	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Initiative: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10771	twirling shaking Sherlock's studded rocket boots	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Item Drop: +25, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10772	razor-sharp arcane researcher's sparkler	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10773	skewed squat pulsating Our Daily Candles&trade; order form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-08"
10774	energized dry Scent of a Human&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Feelin' Philosophical", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2021-08"
10775	wet flattened The Beast Within&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Empathy", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2021-08"
10776	frozen Salsa Caliente&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Cold, Dead Hands", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2021-08"
10777	frozen irradiated squat Smoldering Clover&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Angry Bone", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2021-08"
10778	non-ionized activated chilled Napalm In The Morning&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Strawberry Alarm", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2021-08"
10779	sinister Socratic extra-large utility candle	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10780	maroon rock-hard runed taper candle of the bloodbag	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum HP: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10781	inspector's perfumed groovy novelty sparkling candle	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +15, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10782	pulsating fireproof brawny Abracandalabra	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Hot Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10783	crafty hardened extra-wide head candle	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum MP: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10784	energized diffused blurry lime green natural magick candle	0		Effect: "Hypercubed", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2021-08"
10785	aerosolized rainbow glitter candle	0		Effect: "Nothing Is Impossible", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2021-08"
10786	oxidized super-altered banana candle	0		Effect: "Human-Elemental Hybrid", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2021-08"
10787	wet ear candle	0		Effect: "Orc Chops", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2021-08"
10788	non-wet nitrogenated dry votive of confidence	0		Effect: "Witch's Brood", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2021-08"
10789	squat water candle of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Water: 3, Lasts Until Rollover
10790	B. L. A. R. T. of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "B. L. A. R. T. Spray (narrow)", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "B. L. A. R. T. Spray (medium)", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "B. L. A. R. T. Spray (wide)"
10791	Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette	0		
10792	empty nacho cheese can	0		Water: 1
10793	literal bucket hat	0		Water: 5
10794	skewed rainproof barrel caulk	0		
10795	jittery pump grease	0		
10796	packaged industrial fire extinguisher	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-09"
10797	bouncing horrifying forbidden Sinatra's industrial fire extinguisher of Gandalf of the scaredy-cat of doom	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Monster Level: -15, Spooky Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam 'em Up", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Polar Vortex", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam Yourself", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Blast the Area", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Zone Specific", Last Available: "2021-09"
10798	purple The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells	0		Skill: "Dead Nostrils", Last Available: "2021-08"
10799	The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read)	0		Skill: "Dead Nostrils", Last Available: "2021-08"
10800	1950 Vampire Vintner wine	1	awesome	Last Available: "2021-10"
10801	huge bottled Vampire Vintner	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-10"
10802	skewed French-Transylvanian Dictionary	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10803	packaged Daylight Shavings Helmet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-11"
10804	blue upside-down knitted rock-hard Daylight Shavings Helmet of courage	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Cold Resistance: +3, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2021-11"
10805	eggwater	1	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10806	half-sized decent spinning bread man	2	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10807	delicious tumbling plain candy cane	3	awesome	Last Available: "2021-12"
10808	decent green flour cookie	3	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10809	wobbly foul-smelling plastic food lab	0		Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10810	upside-down twirling Da Vinci's plastic nog lab	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10811	plastic chem lab of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10812	jittery plastic primary lab of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10813	narrow chaotic plastic Cheer Core	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10814	maroon packaged medicine cabinet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-12"
10815	yellow medicine cabinet	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10816	shaking vibrating Rosewater's ice crown of the brazier	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-12"
10817	lime green twirling asbestos-lined hardy smartaleck's jeans	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +50, Hot Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-12"
10818	Jeselnik's scandalous ice wrap of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: 30, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-12"
10819	stale low-calorie tofu pop	1	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10820	adequate bowl of prescription candy	3	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10821	moldy miniature wobbly fishcake	2	crappy	Last Available: "2021-12"
10822	flavorless bone broth	4	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10823	diet moldy blurry star pop	1	crappy	Last Available: "2021-12"
10824	bad twirling Doc's Fortifying Wine	4	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10825	practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed ghostly Doc's Smartifying Wine	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2021-12"
10826	high-proof acceptable Doc's Limbering Wine	7	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10827	fancy perfectly mixed Doc's Medical-Grade Wine	4	EPIC	Effect: "Tightly-Wound Spine", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2021-12"
10828	diluted Homebodyl&trade;	1		Effect: "Remaining Alive", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2021-12"
10829	dried mirror Extrovermectin&trade;	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10830	modified jittery yellow Breathitin&trade;	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10831	modified huge Fleshazole&trade;	1		Effect: "Halloweeny", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2021-12"
10832	quantum skewed anti-burn cream	0		Effect: "Full of Wist", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2021-12"
10833	super-nitrogenated vacuum-sealed anti-freeze cream	0		Effect: "Brother Flying Burrito's Blessing", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2021-12"
10834	triple-moist liquefied shaking anti-goosebump cream	0		Effect: "Fortunate Resolve", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2021-12"
10835	ionized moist ghostly anti-odor cream	0		Effect: "You're Not Cooking", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2021-12"
10836	super-galvanized anti-creep cream	0		Effect: "20-20 Second Sight", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2021-12"
10837	enhanced anti-pain cream	0		Effect: "Sepia Tan", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2021-12"
10838	acceptable Doc's Special Reserve Wine	3	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10839	normal huge bread pie	7	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10840	bad spirit-forward special twirling clear Russian	5	decent	Effect: "Tomato Power", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2021-12"
10841	zero-trust tanktop	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10842	narrow red Crimbo ball	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10843	Crimbo ball	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10844	gooified animal matter	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10845	gooified vegetable matter	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10846	gooified mineral matter	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10847	apple brown pudding pie	3	EPIC	Effect: "Hoity Toity", Effect Duration: 13
10848	extra-sweet chocolate and pear nog	3	good	Effect: "Hoity Toity", Effect Duration: 33
10849	coagulated plum pudding isomers	2		Effect: "Festively Experimented-Upon", Effect Duration: 50
10850	goo magnet	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10851	mirror stiffened cozy scarf	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Last Available: "2021-12"
10852	small spoiled huge Crimbo cookie	2	crappy	Last Available: "2023-06"
10853	tarnished polymerized tumbling fleshy putty	0		Effect: "Reptilian Fortitude", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2021-12"
10854	upside-down squat crafty third ear	0		Maximum MP: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10855	festive egg sac	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10856	poisonsettia	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10857	vibrating peppermint-scented socks	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2021-12"
10858	gray the Crymbich Manuscript	0		Skill: "Ancient Crymbo Lore", Last Available: "2021-12"
10859	projectile chemistry set	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10860	avaricious depleted Crimbonium football helmet	0		Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2021-12"
10861	blinking synthetic rock	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10862	gigantic decent &quot;caramel&quot;	10	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10863	self-repairing earmuffs of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2021-12"
10864	brawny carnivorous potted plant	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Last Available: "2021-12"
10865	universal biscuit	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10866	wobbly yule hatchet of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2021-12"
10867	potato alarm clock	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10868	special normal lab-grown meat	3	good	Effect: "There Wolf", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2021-12"
10869	fleece of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2021-12"
10870	cyan spinning boxed gumball machine	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10871	ghostly wobbly cloning kit	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10872	skewed extremely unsafe pants	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2021-12"
10873	careful extremely unsafe can of mixed everything of mayonnaise	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Monster Level: -10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2021-12"
10874	Site Alpha ID badge	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10875	the Crymbich Manuscript (used)	0		Skill: "Ancient Crymbo Lore", Last Available: "2021-12"
10876	tasty snack-sized pulsating meatball	2	awesome	Last Available: "2021-12"
10877	pulsating cloned monster	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10878	meatball machine	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10879	refurbished air fryer	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10880	vaporized tumbling fried air	1		Effect: "Crimbo Epiphany", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2021-12"
10881	twirling purple 11-leaf clover	0		
10882	upside-down carton of astral energy drinks	0		
10883	powdered pulsating jittery astral energy drink	1		Effect: "Norwhalloped", Effect Duration: 20
10884	mint condition magnifying glass	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
10885	experienced magnifying glass of the wise owl of doom	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience: +2, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2022-12"
10886	perfectly mixed void lager	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2022-12"
10887	decent squat void burger	4	good	Last Available: "2022-12"
10888	void stone	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
10889	greasy nippy manspreader's void shard of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Monster Level: +10, Cold Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2022-12"
10890	undrilled cosmic bowling ball	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-01"
10891	wobbly cosmic bowling ball	0		Last Available: "2022-01"
10892	combat lover's locket lockbox	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-02"
10893	perfumed combat lover's locket	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Gear Drop: [pref(locketPhylum,demon)*50], Last Available: "2022-02"
10894	Thwaitgold protozoa statuette	0		
10895	jittery grey gosling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-03"
10896	grey down vest	0		Experience (familiar): +2
10897	trojan horseshoe	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10898	undamaged Unbreakable Umbrella	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-04"
10899	aromatic wool frightening Temple Grandin's unbreakable umbrella (broken)	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Spooky Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +1, Stench Resistance: +1
10900	MayDay&trade; contract	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-05"
10901	MayDay&trade; supply package	0		Last Available: "2022-05"
10902	dry extra-flattened fuchsia emergency glowstick	0		Effect: "Painted-On Bikini", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2022-05"
10903	skewed therapeutic survival knife	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10904	shaking frosty crank-powered radio on a lanyard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10905	Herculean headlamp	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10906	jittery double-paned clever sinister thermal blanket	0		Spell Damage: +10, Maximum MP: +20, Cold Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10907	Da Vinci's atlas of local maps	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10908	triple-oxidized teal spare battery	0		Effect: "Action", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2022-05"
10909	twirling space blanket	0		Last Available: "2022-05"
10910	ionized electrified single-use dust mask	0		Effect: "Donho's Bubbly Ballad", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2022-05"
10911	alkaline moist gaffer's tape	0		Effect: "Updated", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2022-05"
10912	small normal 20-lb can of rice and beans	2	good	Last Available: "2022-05"
10913	bar of freeze-dried water	1	awesome	Last Available: "2022-05"
10914	huge adequate bouncing expired MRE	7	good	Last Available: "2022-05"
10915	stale thick bouncing cool mint precipice bar	5	decent	Last Available: "2022-05"
10916	rotten diet carrot cake precipice bar	1	crappy	Last Available: "2022-05"
10917	The Big Book of Every Skill	0		
10918	blue Thwaitgold harvestman statuette	0		
10919	packaged June cleaver	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-06"
10920	olive skewed lightning-fast dog trainer's arcane researcher's June cleaver	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Initiative: +40, Attacks Can't Miss, Last Available: "2022-06"
10921	special tolerable Dad's brandy	4	good	Effect: "Newt Gets In Your Eyes", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2022-06"
10922	squat scorching teacher's pen of mayonnaise	0		Hot Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2022-06"
10923	half-sized decent fire-roasted lake trout	2	good	Last Available: "2022-06"
10924	half-sized spoiled guilty sprout	2	crappy	Last Available: "2022-06"
10925	cyan prompt lion tamer's mother's necklace	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2022-06"
10926	flattened oxidized mirror trampled ticket stub	0		Effect: "Brain Freeze", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2022-06"
10927	extra-energized extra-moist savings bond	0		Effect: "Wallflowering", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2022-06"
10928	designer sweatpants (new stock)	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-07"
10929	designer sweatpants	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flick", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flood", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Spray", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Sip", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Make Sweat-Ade", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drench Yourself in Sweat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sip Some Sweat", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Sweat Out Some Booze", Last Available: "2022-07"
10930	dried sweat-ade	1		Last Available: "2022-07"
10931	wobbly yellow unopened stillsuit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-08"
10932	stillsuit	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Damage: +10, Last Available: "2022-08"
10933	tumbling thick dinosaur	0		
10934	huge dinosaur scale	0		
10935	pristine dinosaur feather	0		
10936	nasty dinosaur spike	0		
10937	Socratic pterodactyl rifle	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Snipe Pterodactyl"
10938	birdseed hat	0		
10939	flatusaur gasmask	0		
10940	dinosaur dart	0		
10941	electrified Dino DNAde&trade;	0		Effect: "Hot Blooded", Effect Duration: 17
10942	mirror dinosaur repellent	0		
10943	curative camouflage vest	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
10944	tumbling Dinodollar	0		
10945	valuable dinosaur droppings	0		
10946	ghostly dinosaur pheromone kit	0		
10947	greasy dance instructor's personal trainer's awkward dinosaur research harness	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
10948	purple quilted reflective vest	0		Damage Absorption: +40
10949	wobbly energetic dinosaur	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20
10950	Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette	0		
10951	packaged Jurassic Parka	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-09"
10952	narrow flame-retardant Jurassic Parka of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Hot Resistance: +1, Avoid Attack: 1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Engage ultra-attractive parka mode", Last Available: "2022-09"
10953	boxed autumn-aton	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-10"
10954	wobbly autumn-aton	0		Last Available: "2022-10"
10955	anodized wet non-corrupted shaking autumn leaf	0		Effect: "El Tango de la Maldita Suegra", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2022-10"
10956	perfectly mixed triple-distilled blurry AutumnFest ale	9	EPIC	Last Available: "2022-10"
10957	wicked Herculean autumn sweater-weather sweater of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience (Muscle): +1, Spell Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-10"
10958	prompt gravedigger's Rosewater's autumn debris shield of dire peril	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Weapon Damage: +20, Spooky Damage: +10, Adventures: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-10"
10959	flavorless fancy autumn-spice donut	4	decent	Effect: "Supafly", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2022-10"
10960	cold-filtered quadruple-adjusted aerosolized squat twirling gray autumn dollar	0		Effect: "Human-Beast Hybrid", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2022-10"
10961	purple toasty studded forbidden autumn leaf pendant	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Damage Absorption: +80, Hot Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-10"
10962	denatured autumn breeze	1		Last Available: "2022-10"
10963	irradiated galvanized polarized blinking autumn years wisdom	0		Effect: "License to Punch", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2022-10"
10964	shaking familiar-in-the-middle wrapper	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10965	artisanal Oopsie IPA	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2022-10"
10966	spinning mummified entombed cookbookbat	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-11"
10967	huge Yeast of Boris	0		Last Available: "2022-11"
10968	St. Sneaky Pete's Whey	0		Last Available: "2022-11"
10969	upside-down Vegetable of Jarlsberg	0		Last Available: "2022-11"
10970	spoiled super-sized tumbling ratatouille de Jarlsberg	5	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
10971	stale Jarlsberg's vegetable soup	3	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
10972	decent roasted vegetable of Jarlsberg	3	good	Last Available: "2022-11"
10973	thick flavorless St. Pete's sneaky smoothie	5	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
10974	decent enchanted blurry Pete's wiley whey bar	3	good	Effect: "Ichorous Eyesight", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2022-11"
10975	normal Pete's rich ricotta	4	good	Last Available: "2022-11"
10976	weak aged wobbly fuchsia Boris's beer	2	awesome	Last Available: "2022-11"
10977	decent tiny mirror honey bun of Boris	1	good	Last Available: "2022-11"
10978	rotten Boris's bread	4	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
10979	wobbly shaking Recipe of Before Yore: ratatouille de Jarlsberg	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "ratatouille de Jarlsberg"
10980	huge Recipe of Before Yore: Jarlsberg's vegetable soup	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Jarlsberg's vegetable soup"
10981	Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable of J.	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "roasted vegetable of Jarlsberg"
10982	Recipe of Before Yore: St. Pete's sneaky smoothie	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "St. Pete's sneaky smoothie"
10983	blinking Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's wily whey bar	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Pete's wiley whey bar"
10984	Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's rich ricotta	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Pete's rich ricotta"
10985	Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's beer	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Boris's beer"
10986	Recipe of Before Yore: honey bun of Boris	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "honey bun of Boris"
10987	ghostly Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's bread	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Boris's bread"
10988	adequate baked veggie ricotta casserole	3	good	Last Available: "2022-11"
10989	flavorless super-sized plain calzone	5	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
10990	half-sized spoiled roasted vegetable focaccia	2	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
10991	spoiled Pizza of Legend	4	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
10992	small moldy Calzone of Legend	2	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
10993	Recipe of Before Yore: Calzone of Legend	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Calzone of Legend"
10994	blurry Recipe of Before Yore: Pizza of Legend	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Pizza of Legend"
10995	Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable focaccia	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "roasted vegetable focaccia"
10996	Recipe of Before Yore: plain calzone	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "plain calzone"
10997	skewed Recipe of Before Yore: baked veggie ricotta	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "baked veggie ricotta casserole"
10998	upside-down cookbookbat book	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10999	narrow Recipe of Before Yore: Deep Dish of Legend	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Deep Dish of Legend"
11000	flavorless blurry Deep Dish of Legend	4	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
11001	deed to Oliver's Place	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-01"
11002	squat drink chit	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11003	government per-diem	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11004	mansplainer's prohie's hat	0		Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2024-01"
11005	super-boiled double-Vulcanized imported taffy	0		Effect: "Yuletide Industry", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2024-01"
11006	upside-down Charleston shoes of the boozehound of the glutton	0		Booze Drop: +100, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-01"
11007	booze bindle	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11008	scandalous Herculean rare oboe	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2024-01"
11009	blurry frightening bullet necklace	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Item Drop: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-01"
11010	bland swamp haunch	3	decent	Last Available: "2024-01"
11011	therapeutic gator shades of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-01"
11012	milk cap	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11013	mediocre distilled Charleston Choo-Choo	5	decent	Last Available: "2024-01"
11014	mediocre Velvet Veil	3	decent	Last Available: "2024-01"
11015	mediocre triple-distilled bouncing Marltini	9	decent	Last Available: "2024-01"
11016	lousy Strong, Silent Type	3	decent	Last Available: "2024-01"
11017	bad Mysterious Stranger	3	decent	Last Available: "2024-01"
11018	artisanal lime green mirror Champagne Shimmy	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-01"
11019	the Sot's parcel	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11020	greedy ceramic cestus of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Punch", Last Available: "2023-12"
11021	shaking pulsating horrifying stanky dog trainer's ceramic centurion shield	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Bash", Last Available: "2023-12"
11022	flame-wreathed boxer's ceramic celery grater	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Grate", Last Available: "2023-12"
11023	prompt double-paned weightlifter's ceramic celsiturometer	0		Muscle: +15, Cold Resistance: +5, Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Boil", Last Available: "2023-12"
11024	blurry flame-wreathed educational thinker's ceramic cerecloth belt	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience: +1, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Skullgaze", Last Available: "2023-12"
11025	stanky Jim Carey's ceramic cenobite's robe of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Monster Level: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Cenobitize", Last Available: "2023-12"
11026	dehydrated ceramic scree	1		Last Available: "2023-12"
11027	oxidized pulsating extra-hard jawbreaker	0		Effect: "Flaming Weapon", Effect Duration: 42
11028	rosewater-soaked chiffon chevrons of terror of mayonnaise	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11029	Herculean Rosewater's chiffon chapeau of the pedagogue	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience: +3, Experience (Muscle): +1, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11030	spinning perfumed knitted ribald chiffon chamberpot	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +5, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11031	ghostly curative dangerous chiffon chemise of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: 30, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11032	jittery Jim Carey's manspreader's smartaleck's chiffon chakram	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Monster Level: 35, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11033	careful hardened padded chiffon chaps	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Damage Reduction: 3, Monster Level: -10, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11034	diluted teal chiffon carbage	1		Effect: "Greased-Up Familiar", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2023-12"
11035	oxidized chiffon lemon	0		Effect: "Badger Underfoot", Effect Duration: 55
11036	yummy gray chocomotive	4	awesome	Last Available: "2022-12"
11037	flavorless bite-sized squat freightcake	1	decent	Last Available: "2022-12"
11038	tolerable watered-down cabooze	2	good	Last Available: "2022-12"
11039	plastic caboose	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11040	plastic passenger car of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Last Available: "2022-12"
11041	jittery plastic dining car of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2022-12"
11042	upside-down Sherlock's savvy plastic coal car	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2022-12"
11043	plastic locomotive of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2022-12"
11044	packaged model train set	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-12"
11045	model train set	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11046	mirror Crimbo training manual	0		
11047	Abuela Crimbo's special magnet	0		
11048	spinning Trainbot radar monocle	0		Single Equip
11049	shaking pile of Trainbot parts	0		
11050	deionized pressed blinking Trainbot circuitry	0		Effect: "Glo-Face", Effect Duration: 45
11051	enhanced yellow Trainbot tubing	0		Effect: "Craft Tea", Effect Duration: 59
11052	moist concentrated Trainbot plating	0		Effect: "Human-Fish Hybrid", Effect Duration: 23
11053	electrified Trainbot optics	0		Effect: "Powder Power", Effect Duration: 13
11054	denatured bouncing Trainbot servomotors	0		Effect: "Cautious Prowl", Effect Duration: 12
11055	pickled blurry shaking Trainbot linkages	0		Effect: "No Worries", Effect Duration: 38
11056	ping-pong paddle	0		Single Equip
11057	ping-pong ball	0		
11058	Jack Frost's Trainbot harness	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50
11059	ping-pong table	0		
11060	ghostly Crimbo train emergency brake	0		
11061	Trainbot autoassembly module	0		
11062	up-at-dawn avaricious head-mounted Trainbot of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +30, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2022-12"
11063	fireproof studded smooth leg-mounted Trainbots	0		Moxie: +15, Damage Absorption: +80, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2022-12"
11064	lime green twirling nasty electrified shoulder-mounted Trainbot of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: 30, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2022-12"
11065	tumbling fuchsia cinnamon machine oil	0		
11066	Crimbo crystal shards	0		
11067	bad dregs of a Crimbo cocktail	4	decent	
11068	lost elf luggage	0		
11069	Trainbot luggage hook	0		Single Equip
11070	decent blurry honey-drenched ham slice	4	good	
11071	weak drinkable tumbling mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine	2	good	
11072	toothsome ghostly huge Crimbo food scraps	3	awesome	
11073	blue arm towel	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11074	squat blurry automatic wine thief	0		Single Equip
11075	table-scraper	0		Single Equip
11076	spinning Trainbot slag	0		
11077	blinking industrially-crushed ice	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11078	tiny flavorless cyan steamed oyster	1	decent	
11079	really nice lump of coal	0		
11080	deactivated mini-Trainbot	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11081	steam unit	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11082	tumbling upside-down crystal Crimbo goblet	0		
11083	crystal Crimbo platter	0		
11084	fancy drinkable practically non-alcoholic Crimbosmopolitan	1	good	Effect: "You're High as a Crow, Marty", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2022-12"
11085	normal blurry Crimbo dinner	4	good	Last Available: "2022-12"
11086	overloaded Yule battery	0		Familiar Weight: +25, Last Available: "2022-12"
11087	train whistle	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11088	The Superconductor's CPU	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2022-12"
11089	unoccupied sheep suit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-12"
11090	gray jittery half-height cigar	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11091	grubby wool	0		
11092	spinning flame-wreathed padded groovy grubby wool hat	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Damage Absorption: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +10
11093	blinking flame-retardant foul-smelling grubby wool scarf	0		Stench Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip
11094	avaricious wool grubby wool trousers of the sweet-tooth	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +30, Candy Drop: +100
11095	ribald Annie Oakley's wizardly grubby wool gloves of horror	0		Mysticality: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip
11096	grubby wool beerwarmer	0		
11097	acceptable nice warm beer	3	good	
11098	skewed shaking grubby woolball	0		
11099	blurry Rock Garden Guide	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-01"
11100	ghostly packet of rock seeds	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11101	groveling gravel	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11102	vaporized huge fruity pebble	1		Last Available: "2023-01"
11103	lodestone	0		Effect: "Loded", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2023-01"
11104	milestone	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11105	ghostly bolder boulder	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11106	maroon upside-down molehill mountain	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11107	whet stone	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11108	hard rock	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11109	twirling teal stalagmite	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11110	chocolate covered ping-pong ball	0		
11112	moldy twirling pixel bread	4	crappy	
11113	smooth pixel whiskey	3	awesome	
11114	pixel rock	0		
11115	lime green S.I.T. Course Voucher	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-02"
11116	S.I.T. Course Completion Certificate	0		Last Available: "2023-02"
11117	improved glob of extra-green chlorophyll	0		Effect: "Prelude of Precision", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2023-02"
11118	pressed mushroom	0		Effect: "Christmessy", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2023-02"
11119	non-ionized non-activated five-fingered fern resin	0		Effect: "Funky Coal Patina", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2023-02"
11120	snack-sized flavorless upside-down super good fruit	2	decent	Last Available: "2023-02"
11121	boiled blinking energized spores	1		Last Available: "2023-02"
11122	twirling mirror greedy asbestos-lined hot pepper	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +20, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Hot", Last Available: "2023-02"
11123	pickled out-of-work circus flea	0		Effect: "Fudge Headache", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2023-02"
11124	extra-grubby grub	0		Last Available: "2023-02"
11125	warmed pressed jittery fire ant pheromones	0		Effect: "Slimily Strong", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2023-02"
11126	unsweetened teal flapper fly	0		Effect: "Brother Smothers's Blessing", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2023-02"
11127	fancy hand-crafted shot of wasp venom	4	EPIC	Effect: "Your Eyes are Peeled!", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2023-02"
11128	oxidized red filled mosquito	0		Effect: "Healthy, Elfy, and Wise", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2023-02"
11129	boiled spinning shim of shame shale	0		Effect: "Super-Electrified", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2023-02"
11130	improved enhanced pebble of proud pyrite	0		Effect: "Crimbo Nostalgia", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2023-02"
11131	activated pile of gritty sand	0		Effect: "Cat-Alyzed", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2023-02"
11132	tumbling hollow rock	0		Last Available: "2023-02"
11133	wet angry agate	0		Effect: "Ginger Snapped", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2023-02"
11134	cold-filtered skewed lump of loyal latite	0		Effect: "Reptilian Fortitude", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2023-02"
11135	rotten pulsating shadow sausage	4	crappy	Last Available: "2023-03"
11136	squat aromatic stiffened shadow skin	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2023-03"
11137	ionized oxidized shadow flame	0		Effect: "Cold Blooded", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2023-03"
11138	immense moldy bouncing shadow bread	8	crappy	Last Available: "2023-03"
11139	shadow ice	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11140	practically non-alcoholic delicious shadow fluid	1	awesome	Last Available: "2023-03"
11141	shadow glass	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11142	shadow brick	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11143	shadow sinew	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11144	mediocre shadow venom	4	decent	Last Available: "2023-03"
11145	boiled shadow nectar	1		Effect: "Winklered", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2023-03"
11146	greasy Van der Graaf shadow stick of the glutton	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Food Drop: +100, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2023-03"
11147	bouncing smelly foul-smelling bat paw	0		Stench Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10
11148	blurry curative uncursed bat paw	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
11149	manspreader's Socratic goblin cape of Calamity Jane	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Monster Level: +10
11150	uncursed goblin cape of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20
11151	skewed executive quilted dragon wishbone	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Meat Drop: +40
11152	teal uncursed dragon wishbone of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25
11153	lime green lard-coated Fonzie's smartaleck's stats of dire peril	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Experience (Moxie): +1, Weapon Damage: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
11154	uncursed stats of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30
11155	upside-down censurious flame-wreathed arcane orb	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3
11156	uncursed arcane orb of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25
11157	cyan machete of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11158	aromatic uncursed machete	0		Stench Resistance: +1
11159	blanket	0		
11160	uncursed blanket	0		
11161	Usain Bolt's shellacked baleful medallion	0		Spell Damage: +25, Damage Reduction: 7, Initiative: +80
11162	huge lightning-fast uncursed medallion	0		Initiative: +40
11163	Advanced Pig Skinning	0		
11164	The Cheese Wizard's Companion	0		
11165	spinning Jazz Agent sheet music	0		
11166	jittery Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette	0		
11167	bouncing shadowy cheat sheet	0		Free Pull
11168	closed-circuit phone system	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-03"
11169	closed-circuit pay phone	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11170	shadow lighter	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11171	shadow heptahedron	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11172	shadow snowflake	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11173	shadow heart	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11174	shadow bucket	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11175	blurry skewed shadow wave	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11176	Rufus's shadow lodestone	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11177	supercharged studded smooth shadow chef's hat	0		Moxie: +15, Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2023-03"
11178	toasty beefcake's shadow trousers of the storm	0		Muscle: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2023-03"
11179	wicked smartaleck's shadow hammer	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Spell Damage: +5, Last Available: "2023-03"
11180	executive fortified savvy shadow monocle	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Damage Absorption: +60, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-03"
11181	spinning shadow candle	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shadow Flame", Last Available: "2023-03"
11182	diet yummy shadow hot dog	1	awesome	Last Available: "2023-03"
11183	artisanal jittery shadow martini	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-03"
11184	compressed squat shadow pill	1		
11185	blurry shadow needle	0		
11186	cursed monkey's paw	0		All Attributes: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, All Resistance: +2, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Slap", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Tickle", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Evil Monkey Eye", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Peace Sign", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Point", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Punch", Last Available: "2023-04"
11187	monkey glove	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-04"
11188	activated shadow candy	0		Effect: "Stogied", Effect Duration: 32
11189	blurry teal replica Mr. Accessory	0		
11190	teal replica Dark Jill-O-Lantern	0		
11191	replica hand turkey outline	0		
11192	squat replica crimbo elfling	0		
11193	replica pygmy bugbear shaman	0		
11194	shaking dedigitizer schematic: cyburger	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11195	maroon replica gravy-covered maypole	0		Item Drop: +25
11196	replica wax lips	0		Experience: +3
11197	replica Tome of Snowcone Summoning	0		
11198	dedigitizer schematic: cybeer	0		Last Available: "2025-12", Softcore Only
11199	blurry gravedigger's careful replica jewel-eyed wizard hat of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -25, Spooky Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Magic Missile"
11200	greedy Jack Frost's Newton's replica bottle-rocket crossbow	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire red bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire blue bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire orange bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire purple bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire black bottle-rocket"
11201	squat rosewater-soaked chilly sinister experienced replica navel ring of navel gazing	0		Experience: +2, Spell Damage: +10, Cold Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Item Drop (sporadic): 4.25, Meat Drop (sporadic): 4.25
11202	zippy replica V for Vivala mask of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Combat Item Damage Percent: 50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Creepy Grin"
11203	razor-sharp Herculean replica haiku katana of the early riser	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Adventures: +7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Raindrop Attack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summer Siesta", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Falling Leaf Whirlwind", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Winter's Bite Technique", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "The 17 Cuts"
11204	replica box of fireworks	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire off a Roman Candle", Item Drop (sporadic): +12.5
11205	purple jittery replica cotton candy cocoon	0		
11206	olive inspector's hardened brawny replica Elvish sunglasses of the dark arts	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Damage Reduction: 3, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play an Accordion Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Guitar Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Drum Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Flute Solo"
11207	replica squamous polyp	0		
11208	ghostly replica stone sphere	0		
11209	prompt careful electrified replica Greatest American Pants	0		Monster Level: -10, Adventures: +3, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
11210	replica organ grinder	0		
11211	red supercool slick replica Juju Mojo Mask of chilblains	0		Moxie: +10, Moxie Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +25, Single Equip
11212	maroon arcane researcher's brainy replica Operation Patriot Shield of the cougar	0		Mysticality: +5, Moxie: +20, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Shield", Variable
11213	replica Libram of Resolutions	0		
11214	skewed wobbly lard-coated Tesla veiny replica plastic vampire fangs	0		Maximum HP: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Feed"
11215	blurry replica angel	0		
11216	razor-sharp replica Camp Scout backpack	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Drops Items
11217	replica deactivated nanobots	0		
11218	replica Apathargic Bandersnatch	0		
11219	replica Smith's Tome	0		
11220	replica over-the-shoulder Folder Holder	0		
11221	replica Order of the Green Thumb Order Form	0		
11222	shaking shrink-wrapped Cincho de Mayo	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-05"
11223	avaricious healthy weightlifter's Cincho de Mayo of Tarzan	0		Muscle: +15, Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +30, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Dispense Salt and Lime", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Soundtrack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Fiesta Exit", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Projectile Piñata", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Foul", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Confetti Extravaganza", Last Available: "2023-05"
11224	shaking dedigitizer schematic: psilocyber mushroom	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11225	blurry skewed huge replica Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab	0		
11226	replica still grill	0		
11227	jittery replica Crimbo sapling	0		
11228	replica puck	0		
11229	replica Chateau Mantegna room key	0		
11230	replica Deck of Every Card	0		
11231	replica Source terminal	0		
11232	blinking replica disconnected intergnat	0		
11233	wobbly replica Witchess Set	0		
11234	pulsating replica genie bottle	0		
11235	replica space planula	0		
11236	replica unpowered Robortender	0		
11237	replica Neverending Party invitation envelope	0		
11238	replica January's Garbage Tote	0		
11239	replica God Lobster Egg	0		
11240	gray crafty replica Fourth of May Cosplay Saber of the cougar of mayonnaise	0		Moxie: +20, Maximum MP: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Use the Force"
11241	shaking shaking electrified razor-sharp replica Kramco Sausage-o-Matic&trade; of the pedagogue of James Dean of mayonnaise	0		Experience: +3, Experience (Moxie): +3, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
11242	tumbling reassuring greasy Jack Frost's chaotic banded studded Rosewater's sage weightlifter's replica hewn moon-rune spoon of the brazier of temperance	0		Muscle: +15, Mysticality Percent: 40, Damage Absorption: 180, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Alters Page Text, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Dragoon Platoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spittoon Monsoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Festoon Buffoon", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
11243	gray replica baby camelCalf	0		
11244	blurry stiffened savvy replica Powerful Glove of the pedagogue of dire peril of the dark arts	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience: +3, Weapon Damage: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Damage Reduction: 1, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Replace Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Shrink Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Invisible Avatar", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Triple Size"
11245	quilted razor-sharp beefcake's replica Cargo Cultist Shorts of the pedagogue	0		Muscle: +25, Experience: +3, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Damage Absorption: +40
11246	tumbling upside-down Sherlock's wholesome grievous replica industrial fire extinguisher of the brute of Tarzan of the boozehound	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Experience (Muscle): +3, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Item Drop: +25, Booze Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam 'em Up", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Polar Vortex", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam Yourself", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Blast the Area", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Zone Specific"
11247	replica crystal ball	0		Initiative: +50, Item Drop (sporadic): +25
11248	gray replica emotion chip	0		Skill: "Replica Emotionally Chipped"
11249	savvy thinker's replica Jurassic Parka	0		Mysticality: +10, Mysticality Percent: +20, Avoid Attack: 1
11250	replica grey gosling	0		
11251	replica designer sweatpants	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flick", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flood", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Spray", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Sip", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Make Sweat-Ade", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drench Yourself in Sweat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sip Some Sweat", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Sweat Out Some Booze"
11252	replica plastic pumpkin bucket	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +13, Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.35
11253	replica Ten Dollars	0		
11254	huge olive family-friendly perfumed fireproof deadly replica Cincho de Mayo	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Dispense Salt and Lime", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Soundtrack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Fiesta Exit", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Projectile Piñata", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Foul", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Confetti Extravaganza"
11255	Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette	0		
11256	skewed shrink-wrapped 2002 Mr. Store Catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-06"
11257	skewed 2002 Mr. Store Catalog	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11258	foul-smelling hardened Socratic stylish &quot;I survived Y2K&quot; T-Shirt of the wise owl of the sewer	0		Mysticality: +20, Moxie: +25, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Damage Reduction: 3, Stench Damage: 35, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-06"
11259	Letter from Carrie Bradshaw	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11260	wicked pro skateboard of terror	0		Spell Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Do a Kickflip", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Do a Method!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Do an epic McTwist!", Last Available: "2023-06"
11261	huge Mr. Accessaturday	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11262	Meat Butler	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11263	Loathing Idol Microphone	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11264	Charter: Nellyville	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11265	Manual of Secret Door Detection	0		Last Available: "2023-06", Skill: "Secret Door Awareness"
11266	green Sinatra's Flash Liquidizer Ultra Dousing Accessory	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Douse Foe", Last Available: "2023-06"
11267	blue curative cool Amulet of Perpetual Darkness of the scaredy-cat of incineration	0		Moxie: +5, Monster Level: -15, Hot Spell Damage: +50, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Blind, Last Available: "2023-06"
11268	tumbling Giant monolith	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11269	mirror Crimbo cookie sheet	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11270	VHS Tape	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11271	boiled pressed huge scroll of minor invulnerability	0		Effect: "Flaming Weapon", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2023-06"
11272	Lapis Lazuli	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11273	red narrow Eye Agate	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11274	Azurite	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11275	Arrow (+1)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11276	extra-altered corrupted wobbly scroll of protection from lycanthropes	0		Effect: "La Bamba", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2023-06"
11277	Loathing Idol Microphone (75% charged)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11278	Loathing Idol Microphone (50% charged)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11279	Loathing Idol Microphone (25% charged)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11280	tumbling Replica 2002 Mr. Store Catalog	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11281	Mr. Big's Wallet	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11282	watered-down delicious Sexy Cosmo	2	awesome	Last Available: "2023-06"
11283	yellow Souvenir Chopsticks	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11284	spinning avaricious flame-wreathed supercool red-soled high heels	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2023-06"
11285	tasty cyburger	4	awesome	Last Available: "2025-12"
11286	blurry ncle leg of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25
11287	padded strapping rutabuga bag	0		Muscle: +5, Damage Absorption: +20
11288	rock-hard mesquito proboscis	0		Damage Reduction: 5
11289	beefy senate fly thorax	0		Muscle: +10
11290	vacuum-sealed quantum twirling spinning bug juice	0		Effect: "Putting the Pro in Proletariat", Effect Duration: 28
11291	knitted spider leg	0		Cold Resistance: +3
11292	experienced beetle antenna	0		Experience: +2
11293	blinking maroon electrified mantis skull	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
11294	ionized dry spinning spinning chitin powder	0		Effect: "Visions of the Deep Dark Deeps", Effect Duration: 31
11295	ghostly upside-down flame-retardant daddy shortlegs leg of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Hot Resistance: +1
11296	nasty birdybug antenna of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Stench Damage: +5
11297	supercharged kilopede skull of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Maximum MP Percent: +30
11298	modified concentrated haemolymphnode	0		Effect: "Rain Dancin'", Effect Duration: 53
11299	corrupted enhanced chitin powder paste	0		Effect: "Net Tea", Effect Duration: 54
11300	sleeping patriotic eagle	0		Free Pull
11301	claw-held flag	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11302	pulsating souvenir flag	0		
11303	twirling name change form	0		
11304	replica sleeping patriotic eagle	0		
11305	boxed august scepter	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-08"
11306	august scepter	0		All Attributes: +15, HP Regen Min: 10, HP Regen Max: 15, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 1st: Mountain Climbing Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 2nd: Find an Eleven-Leaf Clover Day", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 3rd: Watermelon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 4th: Water Balloon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 5th: Oyster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 6th: Fresh Breath Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 7th: Lighthouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 8th: Cat Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 9th: Hand Holding Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 10th: World Lion Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 11th: Presidential Joke Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 12th: Elephant Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 13th: Left/Off Hander's Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 14th: Financial Awareness  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 15th: Relaxation Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 16th: Roller Coaster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 17th: Thriftshop Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 18th: Serendipity Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 19th: Honey Bee Awareness Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 20th: Mosquito Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 21st: Spumoni Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 22nd: Tooth Fairy Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 23rd: Ride the Wind Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 24th: Waffle Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 25th: Banana Split Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 26th: Toilet Paper Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 27th: Just Because Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 28th: Race Your Mouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 29th: More Herbs, Less Salt  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 30th: Beach Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 31st: Cabernet Sauvignon  Day!", Last Available: "2023-08"
11307	adequate watermelon	3	good	Last Available: "2023-08"
11308	red watermelon seed	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11309	jittery water balloon	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11310	thriftshop coupon	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11311	toothsome waffle	3	awesome	Last Available: "2023-08"
11312	fixodent	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11313	wobbly lightning-fast cat o' nine teeth of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2023-08"
11314	upside-down Van der Graaf Socratic tooth cap	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2023-08"
11315	foul-smelling toothy trousers of the early riser	0		Stench Damage: +10, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2023-08"
11316	rotten miniature banana split	2	crappy	Last Available: "2023-08"
11317	handful of toilet paper	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11318	teal Mrs. Rush	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11319	medal	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-08"
11320	spirit-forward perfectly mixed bottle of Cabernet Sauvignon	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-08"
11321	greasy slick brainy baywatch	0		Mysticality: +5, Moxie: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-08", Nonstackable Watch
11322	cyan Pocket Guide to Mild Evil	0		Last Available: "2023-07", Skill: "Perpetrate Mild Evil"
11323	Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used)	0		Last Available: "2023-07", Skill: "Perpetrate Mild Evil"
11324	gray ghostly consolation ribbon	0		Familiar Weight: -10, Experience (familiar): -1, Last Available: "2023-08"
11325	replica august scepter	0		All Attributes: +15, HP Regen Min: 10, HP Regen Max: 15, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 1st: Mountain Climbing Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 2nd: Find an Eleven-Leaf Clover Day", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 3rd: Watermelon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 4th: Water Balloon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 5th: Oyster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 6th: Fresh Breath Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 7th: Lighthouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 8th: Cat Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 9th: Hand Holding Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 10th: World Lion Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 11th: Presidential Joke Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 12th: Elephant Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 13th: Left/Off Hander's Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 14th: Financial Awareness  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 15th: Relaxation Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 16th: Roller Coaster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 17th: Thriftshop Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 18th: Serendipity Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 19th: Honey Bee Awareness Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 20th: Mosquito Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 21st: Spumoni Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 22nd: Tooth Fairy Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 23rd: Ride the Wind Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 24th: Waffle Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 25th: Banana Split Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 26th: Toilet Paper Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 27th: Just Because Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 28th: Race Your Mouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 29th: More Herbs, Less Salt  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 30th: Beach Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 31st: Cabernet Sauvignon  Day!"
11326	Thwaitgold fairyfly statue	0		
11327	purple residual chitin paste	0		Skill: "Chitinous Soul"
11328	altered mirror concentrated cooking	1		
11329	distilled meat	1		Effect: "Ancient Protected", Effect Duration: 35
11330	pickled wobbly lime green skewed sparkling orb	1		Effect: "Sugar High", Effect Duration: 15
11331	pickled gray ghostly hardening cream	1		Effect: "Brocolate Brostidigitation", Effect Duration: 15
11332	mixed maroon bouncing pool shark hair oil	1		
11333	book of facts	0		Skill: "Just the Facts", Last Available: "2023-09"
11334	huge book of facts (dog-eared)	0		Skill: "Just the Facts", Last Available: "2023-09"
11335	Dark Jill-of-All-Trades	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-10"
11336	LED candle	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2023-10"
11337	map to a candy-rich block	0		Last Available: "2023-10"
11338	tarnished blurry sampler size toothpaste	0		Effect: "Seeing Colors", Effect Duration: 27
11339	Franken Stein	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Toast your enemy"
11340	A Guide to Burning Leaves	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-11", Leaves: +0.5
11341	inflammable leaf	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11342	cyan rake	0		Item Drop: +1, Last Available: "2023-11", Leaves: +1.5
11343	experienced rake	0		Experience: +2, Last Available: "2023-11", Leaves: +1.5
11344	pulsating autumnic bomb	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11345	forest canopy bed	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11346	day shortener	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11347	pulsating extra time	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11348	frightening supercharged autumnal aegis	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2023-11"
11349	aerosolized vacuum-sealed distilled resin	0		Effect: "Polka Face", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2023-11"
11350	spinning super-heated leaf	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11351	upside-down lit leaf lasso	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11352	tied-up leaflet	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11353	tied-up monstera	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11354	tied-up leaviathan	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11355	lightning-fast fortified impromptu torch	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Initiative: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-11"
11356	clever fig leaf of the sewer	0		Maximum MP: +20, Stench Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-11"
11357	upside-down Van der Graaf steel-toed smoldering drape	0		Damage Reduction: 9, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-11"
11358	smoldering leafcutter ant egg	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11359	therapeutic dance instructor's Da Vinci's weightlifter's leaf crown of the dark arts of the blizzard	0		Muscle: +15, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Cold Spell Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2023-11"
11360	miniature flavorless jittery leafy browns	2	decent	Last Available: "2023-11"
11361	quantum dry autumnic balm	0		Effect: "Sagittarius Rising", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2023-11"
11362	extra-pressed coping juice	0		Effect: "Remaining Alive", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2023-11"
11363	miser's asbestos-lined healthy slick candy cane sword cane of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Moxie: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Hot Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Surprisingly Sweet Stab", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Surprisingly Sweet Slash", Last Available: "2023-12", Rollover Effect Duration: 250
11364	wrapped candy cane sword cane	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-12"
11365	Elf Guard patrol cap	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11366	pulsating Elf Guard hotpants	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11367	Crimbuccaneer tricorn	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11368	Crimbuccaneer breeches	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11369	wobbly automa-bot parts	0		
11370	security automa-core	0		
11371	twirling clerical automa-core	0		
11372	skewed handful of Boltsmann bearings	0		
11373	wobbly green Spring Bros. solenoid	0		
11374	tumbling Spring Bros. ID badge	0		
11375	Boltsmann ID badge	0		
11376	housekeeping automa-core	0		
11377	housekeeping robot	0		
11378	flavorless pickled bread	3	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11379	normal fancy gray salted mutton	4	good	Effect: "Heart Aflame", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11380	rotten fancy snack-sized corned beet	2	crappy	Effect: "Dreadful Chill", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2023-12"
11381	tiny plastic Elf Guard Armory	0		Weapon Damage: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Elf Guard Armory"
11382	tiny plastic Crimbuccaneer Grog Hall	0		Booze Drop: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Crimbuccaneer Grog Hall"
11383	tiny plastic Elf Guard Mess Hall	0		Food Drop: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Elf Guard Mess Hall"
11384	tiny Crimbuccaneer Foundry	0		Initiative: +3, Display Name: "tiny Crimbuccaneer Foundry"
11385	tiny plastic Abuela's Cottage (Pirate Control)	0		All Attributes: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Abuela's Cottage (Pirate Control)"
11386	pirate encryption key alpha	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11387	pirate encryption key bravo	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11388	pirate encryption key charlie	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11389	pirate encryption key delta	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11390	wardrobe-o-matic	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11391	futuristic shirt	0		Lasts Until Rollover
11392	futuristic hat	0		Lasts Until Rollover
11393	futuristic collar	0		Lasts Until Rollover
11394	crated wardrobe-o-matic	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11395	fancy stale peppermint donut	4	decent	Effect: "Bananas!", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2023-12"
11396	blinking ruddy Elf Guard insignia (private)	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2023-12"
11397	Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint) of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Last Available: "2023-12"
11398	military-grade peppermint oil	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11399	tumbling Crimbuccaneer whale oil	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11400	shaking Elf Guard tinsel grenade	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11401	smooth Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail	4	awesome	Last Available: "2023-12"
11402	Elf Army machine parts	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11403	mirror Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11404	wobbly frightening clever Newton's Crimbuccaneer lantern	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum MP: +20, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11405	Crimbuccaneer flotsam	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11406	purple Crimbuccaneer invasion map	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11407	beefcake's Crimbuccaneer shirt	0		Muscle: +25, Last Available: "2023-12"
11408	teal Elf Guard MPC	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11409	Crimbuccaneer piece of 12	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11410	crafty Elf Guard commandeering gloves	0		Maximum MP: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12", Piece of Twelve Drop: 0.5
11411	galvanized Elf Guard eyedrops	0		Effect: "Empathy", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2023-12"
11412	teal Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11413	blue Elf Guard honor present	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11414	chilly Elf Guard officer's sidearm of the detective	0		Cold Damage: +5, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2023-12"
11415	huge manspreader's Elf Guard insignia (general) of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Monster Level: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11416	artisanal Crimbow Rainbo	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-12"
11417	shaking Elf Guard strategic map	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11418	Crimbuccaneer captain's purse	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11419	blurry executive savvy Elf Guard broom	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2023-12"
11420	stiffened fortified Crimbuccaneer tavern swab of Flo-Jo	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Damage Reduction: 1, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2023-12"
11421	Elf Guard hangover cure	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11422	high-proof lousy pulsating old-school pirate grog	6	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11423	flavorless grog nuts	4	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11424	reassuring fireproof scandalous sawed-off blunderbuss	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +3, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11425	high-proof bad officer's nog	9	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11426	bouncing peppermint bomb	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11427	normal sundae ration	3	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11428	decent green jittery peppermint tack	4	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11429	Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Cooking", Last Available: "2023-12"
11430	half-sized bland blurry whalesteak	2	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11431	gravedigger's medical-grade whalegun of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Spooky Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11432	Cocktails of the Age of Sail	0		Skill: "Old-School Cocktailcrafting", Last Available: "2023-12"
11433	green Elf Guard payroll bag	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11434	stanky hardy Rosewater's Elf Guard clipboard	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2023-12"
11435	greasy pegfinger	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12", MPC Drop: 0.5
11436	delicious high-proof jittery and claret	10	awesome	Last Available: "2023-12"
11437	wobbly blurry groovy Elf Guard and beret	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11438	frightening deadly shipwright's hammer of chilblains	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Cold Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11439	double-paned sizzling personal trainer's gunwale	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Hot Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11440	lard-coated Van der Graaf fortified Kelflar vest	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2023-12"
11441	magnetized narrow whale cerebrospinal fluid	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Stinking Alphredo&trade;", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2023-12"
11442	skewed wicked Crimbuccaneer runebone of the businessman	0		Spell Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11443	red mirror cannonbomb	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11444	Elf Guard mouthknife of the overflowing toilet of the early riser	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2023-12"
11445	narrow purple flame-retardant thinker's Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating)	0		Mysticality: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11446	narrow lightning-fast Elf Guard fuel tank	0		Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2023-12"
11447	perfumed Jack Frost's rosy-cheeked massive wrench	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11448	nippy rosy-cheeked brown pirate pants	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11449	Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Extortion Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11450	The Encyclopedia of Fruit	0		Skill: "Fruit Recognition", Last Available: "2023-12"
11451	punching mirror	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11452	hale baleful experienced sage slick Elf dessert spoon of James Dean	0		Moxie: +10, Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience: +2, Experience (Moxie): +3, Spell Damage: +25, Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2023-12"
11453	Van der Graaf shellacked Elf Guard SCUBA tank	0		Damage Reduction: 7, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Adventure Underwater, Last Available: "2023-12"
11454	Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Relaxation Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11455	narrow prompt miser's free boots	0		Meat Drop: +10, Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "The Old One-Two (Kick)", Last Available: "2023-12"
11456	baby rigging snake	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11457	wholesome Elvish underarmor of the pedagogue of the sweet-tooth	0		Experience: +3, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11458	squat aromatic wicked Crimbuccaneer bombjacket	0		Spell Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +1, Combat Item Damage Percent: 100, Last Available: "2023-12"
11459	bland massive twirling sugarplum ration	8	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11460	adequate small gingerbread nylons	2	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11461	rotten thick fuchsia twirling rum-soaked fruitcake	5	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11462	diet spoiled lime	1	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11463	spoiled squat gingerbread pirate	4	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11464	adequate blue fruit-stuffed rumcake	3	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11465	weak perfectly mixed shaking mulled wine	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-12"
11466	tolerable practically non-alcoholic maroon Swedish coffee	1	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11467	weak perfectly mixed pulsating canteen of eggnog	2	super ultra mega EPIC	Last Available: "2023-12"
11468	watered-down delicious hot wine	2	awesome	Last Available: "2023-12"
11469	watered-down mediocre Jamaican coffee	2	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11470	perfectly mixed weak flask of egggrog	2	super ultra mega EPIC	Last Available: "2023-12"
11471	lime green Black and White Apron Enrollment Form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-12"
11472	Black and White Apron Meal Kit	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11473	mirror pirate encryption key (complete)	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11474	acceptable blurry yule grog	4	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11475	moldy maroon wet tack	3	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11476	adequate half-sized huge whalecake	2	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11477	zippy Annie Oakley's hardy gunwale whalegun	0		Maximum HP: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Initiative: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shoot, Gunwale Whalegun, Shoot!", Last Available: "2023-12"
11478	acceptable and claret	3	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11479	bouncing rigging knot	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11480	trick coin	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11481	Temple Grandin's Van der Graaf Elf Guard squirtgun	0		Familiar Weight: +7, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Peppermint Squirt", Last Available: "2023-12"
11482	chest of &quot;pirate gold&quot;	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11483	wobbly extremely unsafe sequin-encrusted sweater	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2023-12"
11484	upside-down Annie Oakley's rosy-cheeked Rosewater's replica Elf Guard medal	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2023-12"
11485	tumbling Lil' Snowball Factory	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11486	Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11487	prank Crimbo card	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11488	banded Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss of the sewer	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2023-12"
11489	purple My First Paycheck envelope	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11490	pulsating shellacked Sinatra's barnacle-encrusted sweater of dire peril	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Weapon Damage: +20, Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2023-12"
11491	perfumed nasty brainy Crimbuccaneer nose ring	0		Mysticality: +5, Stench Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11492	pet anchor	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11493	Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11494	Elf Guard safety bear	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11495	kraken	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11496	precision snowball	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11497	olive Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used)	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Cooking", Last Available: "2023-12"
11498	olive Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used)	0		Skill: "Old-School Cocktailcrafting", Last Available: "2023-12"
11499	bouncing Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used)	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Extortion Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11500	The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used)	0		Skill: "Fruit Recognition", Last Available: "2023-12"
11501	Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used)	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Relaxation Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11502	nitrogenated Vulcanized spinning military candy cane	0		Effect: "Inebriate Pride", Effect Duration: 26
11503	modified groggipop	0		Effect: "Disdain of She-Who-Was", Effect Duration: 33
11504	blinking Da Vinci's moss mace of the overflowing toilet	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Moss Mugging", Last Available: "2024-12"
11505	banded educational moss megaphone	0		Experience: +1, Damage Absorption: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Megaphone Whisper", Last Available: "2024-12"
11506	wobbly supercool moss medal of Gandalf	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Brandish Moss Medal", Last Available: "2024-12"
11507	ghostly wicked moss mitre of the blizzard	0		Spell Damage: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Soul Genuflection", Last Available: "2024-12"
11508	friendly clever moss mantle	0		Maximum MP: +20, Familiar Weight: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drop Mantle", Last Available: "2024-12"
11509	ghostly sizzling boxer's moss marlinspike	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +10, Extra Pickpocket, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11510	boiled moss mulch	1		Effect: "Yuletide Sappiness", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2024-12"
11511	polymerized anodized olive moss floss	0		Effect: "Ichorous Intensity", Effect Duration: 44
11512	upside-down adobe arsecover	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11513	adobe adze	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11514	green adobe abacus	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11515	adobe ayam	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11516	squat adobe ascot	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11517	adobe abaya	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11518	compressed tumbling squat adobe assortment	1		Last Available: "2024-12"
11519	Vulcanized blinking adobe brittle	0		Effect: "Gemini Rising", Effect Duration: 59
11520	occult supercool crepe paper phrygian cap of the bloodbag	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Pull down your crepe paper phrygian cap", Last Available: "2025-12"
11521	Herculean crepe paper parachute cape of Gandalf of the detective	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2025-12"
11522	energetic medical-grade crepe paper pie clip of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +20, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Look through your crepe paper pie clip", Last Available: "2025-12"
11523	chilly smartaleck's beefcake's crepe paper puzzle cube	0		Muscle: +25, Moxie Percent: +30, Cold Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play with your crepe paper puzzle", Last Available: "2025-12"
11524	zippy chaotic crepe paper plunge camisole of temperance	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Initiative: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Leave nothing to the imagination", Last Available: "2025-12"
11525	huge double-paned Annie Oakley's crepe paper polka charm of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: 35, Cold Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Embrace polka", Last Available: "2025-12"
11526	boiled mirror crepe paper pared cuttings	1		Effect: "Boo Tea", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2025-12"
11527	vacuum-sealed quadruple-unsweetened crepe paper peanut candy	0		Effect: "Macho Profundo", Effect Duration: 51
11528	flame-wreathed beefcake's petrified wood war pike	0		Muscle: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2025-12"
11529	careful clever petrified wood waist protector	0		Maximum MP: +20, Monster Level: -10, Single Equip, Avoid Attack: 1, Last Available: "2025-12"
11530	wobbly Sinatra's petrified wood wizard's pouch of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Experience (Moxie): +5, Single Equip, Lantern: 2, Lantern Element: "Hot", Lantern Element: "None", Last Available: "2025-12"
11531	gray hale Samson's petrified wood water purifier	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum HP: +20, Lantern: 2, Lantern Element: "Cold", Lantern Element: "Sleaze", Last Available: "2025-12"
11532	hardy petrified wood whoopie panama of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2025-12", Thorns: 1
11533	pulsating knitted occult petrified wood walking pants	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2025-12"
11534	dried bouncing twirling petrified wood waste parts	1		Effect: "Fancy Feasted", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2025-12"
11535	altered diffused teal petrified wood wafer praline	0		Effect: "Action", Effect Duration: 54
11536	mediocre practically non-alcoholic shaking cybeer	1	decent	Last Available: "2025-12"
11537	ICEbox	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11538	yellow wired underwear	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Refresh HP", Last Available: "2025-12"
11539	encrypted shuriken	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Encrypted Shuriken", Last Available: "2025-12"
11540	baby chest mimic	0		Free Pull
11541	jittery googly chest eyes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11542	mimic egg	0		
11543	blurry twirling prompt thinker's Crimbuccaneer war standard	0		Mysticality: +10, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2023-12"
11544	gravedigger's Elf Guard war standard of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11545	in-the-box spring shoes	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-02"
11546	clever arcane researcher's spring shoes of the bloodbag	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum HP: +100, Maximum MP: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Away", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Kick", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Growth Spurt", Drops Items, Last Available: "2024-02"
11547	improved altered unsweetened spinning green blinking ultra-soft ferns	0		Effect: "Cold, Dead Hands", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2024-02"
11548	activated electrified vacuum-sealed crunchy brush	0		Effect: "Lemony Goodness", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2024-02"
11549	smashed scientific equipment	0		
11550	biphasic molecular oculus	0		No Pull
11551	teal triphasic molecular oculus	0		
11552	high-tension exoskeleton	0		Avoid Attack: 1
11553	ultra-high-tension exoskeleton	0		Avoid Attack: 2
11554	irresponsible-tension exoskeleton	0		Avoid Attack: 3
11555	blurry quick-release belt pouch	0		Single Equip
11556	quick-release fannypack	0		Single Equip
11557	quick-release utility belt	0		Single Equip
11558	dangerous motion sensor	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Single Equip
11559	narrow focused magnetron pistol	0		Single Equip
11560	packaged Everfull Dart Holster	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-03"
11561	squat inspector's veiny Everfull Dart Holster	0		Maximum HP: +10, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-03"
11562	research fragment	0		
11563	ghostly Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette	0		
11564	narrow boxed Apriling band helmet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-04"
11565	avaricious toasty electrified arcane researcher's boxer's Apriling band helmet	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Hot Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +30, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2024-04"
11566	pulsating blinking rosewater-soaked scandalous friendly Apriling band saxophone of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Familiar Weight: +3, Sleaze Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11567	auspicious knitted vibrating Apriling band quad tom of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11568	healthy savvy cool Apriling band tuba of wisdom of the sewer	0		Mysticality: +15, Moxie: +5, Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11569	reassuring wool gravedigger's toasty experienced Apriling band staff of terror	0		Experience: +2, Hot Damage: +5, Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Spooky Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11570	Apriling band piccolo	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11571	boxed Mayam Calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-05"
11572	Mayam Calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-05"
11573	toothsome yam	4	awesome	Last Available: "2024-05"
11574	irresponsibly strong lousy fuchsia yam martini	10	decent	Last Available: "2024-05"
11575	artisanal blinking sweet potato o' mine	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-05"
11576	delicious Southern yam	3	awesome	Last Available: "2024-05"
11577	mediocre practically non-alcoholic tumbling sweet potato punch	1	decent	Last Available: "2024-05"
11578	tasty Mayam spinach	4	awesome	Last Available: "2024-05"
11579	stale yam and swiss	4	decent	Last Available: "2024-05"
11580	spinning knitted studded yam cannon of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Damage Absorption: +80, Cold Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11581	blue yam cannon	0		Initiative: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11582	yam battery	0		Last Available: "2024-05"
11583	upside-down yam stinkbomb	0		Last Available: "2024-05"
11584	hardened stiffened furry yam buckler of the cheetah	0		Damage Reduction: 4, Initiative: +60, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11585	skewed thanksgiving bomb	0		Last Available: "2024-05"
11586	huge manspreader's yamtility belt of the brute of the businessman	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Monster Level: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11587	fancy rotten yam slider	4	crappy	Effect: "The Dinsey Way", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2024-05"
11588	low-calorie moldy yam mayo	1	crappy	Last Available: "2024-05"
11589	immense bland yam burrito	9	decent	Last Available: "2024-05"
11590	shaking olive visual packet sniffer	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11591	mini kiwi egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-06"
11592	shaking aviator goggles	0		
11593	Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model	0		
11594	bite-sized normal mini kiwi	1	good	Last Available: "2024-06"
11595	skewed fireproof electrified mini kiwi bikini of the glutton	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Food Drop: +100, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2024-06"
11596	bad mini kiwitini	4	decent	Last Available: "2024-06"
11597	mini kiwi invisible dirigible	0		Familiar Weight: -20, Last Available: "2024-06"
11598	mini kiwi aioli	0		Last Available: "2024-06"
11599	wobbly executive foul-smelling dangerous mini kiwi silicon tiepin	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2024-06"
11600	mini kiwi tipi	0		Last Available: "2024-06"
11601	jumbo adequate mini kiwi digitized cookies	5	good	Last Available: "2024-06"
11602	drinkable mini kiwi intoxicating spirits	3	good	Last Available: "2024-06"
11603	wet mini kiwi antimilitaristic hippy petition	0		Effect: "Bilious Brains", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2024-06"
11604	nitrogenated electrified mini kiwi illicit antibiotic	0		Effect: "20-20 Second Sight", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2024-06"
11605	double-paned supercharged mini kiwi whipping stick	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2024-06"
11606	fuchsia sizzling mini kiwi icepick	0		Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2024-06"
11607	dry improved jittery mini kiwi-flavored aspirin-injecting lipstick	0		Effect: "Hyphemariffic", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2024-06"
11608	blurry packaged Roman Candelabra	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-07"
11609	Roman Candelabra	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Blue Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Green Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Purple Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Red Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Yellow Candle!", Last Available: "2024-07"
11610	protogenetic chunklet (synapse)	0		
11611	olive protogenetic chunklet (muscle)	0		
11612	protogenetic chunklet (flagellum)	0		
11613	protogenetic chunklet (elbow)	0		
11614	protogenetic chunklet (lips)	0		
11615	up-at-dawn Socratic messenger bag RNA of horror	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Adventures: +5
11616	mirror flagellate flagon	0		
11617	proto-proto-protozoa	0		
11618	moldy low-calorie pulsating huge bacteria bisque	1	crappy	
11619	flavorless ciliophora chowder	3	decent	
11620	gigantic moldy blurry cream of chloroplasts	8	crappy	
11621	synaptic soup	0		
11622	muscular soup	0		
11623	flagellate soup	0		
11624	elbow soup	0		
11625	lip soup	0		
11626	skewed unevolved organism	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-07"
11627	extra ooze	0		
11628	extra DNA	0		Experience (familiar): +1
11629	untorn tearaway pants package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-08"
11630	ghostly ribald nippy Sinatra's tearaway pants of the ox of the scaredy-cat	0		Muscle: +20, Experience (Moxie): +5, Monster Level: -15, Cold Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tear Away your Pants!", Last Available: "2024-08"
11631	baby bodyguard	0		
11632	twirling Doll Moll violin case	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
11633	squat Tina gun	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11634	tattoo gun	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
11635	smooth Colera Peste Nebbiolo	3	awesome	Last Available: "2026-08"
11636	longbox of Batfellow comics	0		
11637	wobbly Thwaitgold shield bug statuette	0		
11638	bodyguard badge	0		
11639	Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir	0		Skill: "Too Cool"
11640	Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir (read)	0		Skill: "Too Cool"
11641	boxed Sept-Ember Censer	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-09"
11642	shaking Sept-Ember Censer	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11643	sinister blade of dismemberment	0		Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11644	narrow Embering Hulk	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11645	Mmm-brr! brand mouthwash	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11646	Septapus summoning charm	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11647	jittery structural ember	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11648	censurious gravedigger's resourceful embers-only jacket	0		Maximum MP: +50, Spooky Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11649	pulsating stiffened bembershoot	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11650	moldy gigantic wheel of camembert	10	crappy	Last Available: "2024-09"
11651	shaking resourceful stiffened Rosewater's hat of remembering	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum MP: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11652	throwin' ember	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11653	wobbly head of emberg lettuce	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11654	embering hunk	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11655	soft cap of diminishing returns	0		
11656	photo booth sized crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-10"
11657	boxed bat wings	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-10"
11658	zippy gravedigger's savvy bat wings	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +10, Initiative: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Rest upside down", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Swoop like a Bat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summon Cauldron of Bats", Last Available: "2024-10"
11659	lime green ember egg	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11660	ember	0		Cold Resistance: +1
11661	extremely unsafe monocle on a stick of the early riser	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Adventures: +7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11662	flame-wreathed grievous plastic pipe	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11663	huge flame-retardant curative fake arrow-through-the-head	0		Hot Resistance: +1, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11664	double-paned nasty bow tie	0		Stench Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +5, Clowniness: 25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11665	prompt fake huge beard of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Adventures: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11666	foul-smelling educational astronaut helmet	0		Experience: +1, Stench Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11667	greasy Tesla feather boa	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11668	electrified Sheriff badge of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11669	auspicious greasy Sheriff pistol	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11670	yellow energetic Sheriff moustache of the businessman	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11671	teal crafty occult photo booth supply list	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Check for photo booth supplies", Last Available: "2024-10"
11672	peace turkey outline	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-11"
11673	tie-dye headband	0		
11674	moldy skewed whirled peas	3	crappy	Last Available: "2024-11"
11675	stale snack-sized peaza	2	decent	Last Available: "2024-11"
11676	peace shooter	0		Last Available: "2024-11"
11677	dehydrated gray mirror drenchrome 2.0	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11678	denatured tumbling pulsating Synapse Blaster	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11679	quantized familiar	0		
11680	quantum watch	0		Adventures: +2
11681	red quantized familiar experience	0		
11682	colloidal double-altered pea brittle	0		Effect: "Turtle Power", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2024-11"
11683	boozy drinkable peasco	5	good	Last Available: "2024-11"
11684	spoiled piece of cake	4	crappy	Last Available: "2024-11"
11685	handful of split pea soup	0		Last Available: "2024-11"
11686	wobbly Sealed TakerSpace letter of Marque	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-12"
11687	TakerSpace letter of Marque	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11688	prompt baleful deft pirate hook	0		Spell Damage: +25, Adventures: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-12"
11689	yellow rock-hard iron tricorn hat of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Damage Reduction: 5, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Iron Tricorn Headbutt", Last Available: "2024-12"
11690	sinister jolly roger flag	0		Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-12"
11691	skewed sleeping profane parrot	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11692	pirrrate's currrse	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11693	acceptable weak tankard of spiced rum	2	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11694	extra-dry artisanal pulsating tankard of spiced Goldschlepper	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-12"
11695	tumbling packaged luxury garment	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11696	governor's daughter's lace collar of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2024-12"
11697	arcane researcher's governor's daughter's petticoats	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11698	pulsating fireproof governor's daughter's pearl hairpin	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2024-12"
11699	harpoon	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11700	wool chili powder cutlass	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2024-12"
11701	diet normal Aztec tamale	1	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11702	upside-down jolly roger tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11703	huge pet rock	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11704	groggles of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2024-12"
11705	pirate dinghy	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11706	anchor bomb	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11707	lion tamer's silky pirate drawers of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2024-12"
11708	yellow profane eye patch	0		Sleaze Damage: +3
11709	extra-enhanced tarnished peppermint pegleg	0		Effect: "Powder Power", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2024-12"
11710	perfectly mixed enchanted watered-down upside-down hard cocoa	2	EPIC	Effect: "Physicali Tea", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2024-12"
11711	snack-sized adequate salmagumdi	2	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11712	forbidden plastic Easter Island Bunny	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2024-12"
11713	perfumed plastic St. Patrick	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2024-12"
11714	upside-down nasty slick plastic Colonel Brando	0		Moxie: +10, Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2024-12"
11715	chaotic plastic Jedediah and Boiling Cloud	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11716	shaking skewed Jim Carey's plastic &quot;Santa Claus&quot;	0		Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2024-12"
11717	Spirit of Easter	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11718	Spirit of St. Patrick's Day	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11719	Spirit of Veteran's Day	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11720	fuchsia Spirit of Thanksgiving	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11721	Spirit of Christmas	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11722	delicious pulsating coney haunch	3	awesome	Last Available: "2024-12"
11723	non-improved deionized dark chocolate egg	0		Effect: "Optimist Primal", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2024-12"
11724	delicious moai toai	3	awesome	
11725	shaking rosewater-soaked frosty moaiball of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2024-12"
11726	half-digested rat	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11727	unsweetened magnetized red wobbly four-leaf potato sprout	0		Effect: "Down With Chow", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2024-12"
11728	purple blinking tumbling auspicious veiny potato jacket of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +10, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11729	traumatic holiday memory	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11730	mirror Brandonian footlocker key	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11731	military orb of the wise owl of the sweet-tooth	0		Mysticality: +20, Candy Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Military Orb", Last Available: "2024-12"
11732	galvanized quadruple-deionized rum ball	0		Effect: "Mushroom Might", Effect Duration: 55
11733	gravy skin	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11734	tumbling gravyskin hat of the bloodbag of courage	0		Maximum HP: +100, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2024-12"
11735	supercool gravyskin buckler of Leguizamo	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2024-12"
11736	scorching gravyskin skirt of the detective	0		Hot Damage: +25, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2024-12"
11737	toasty groovy gravyskin pants	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2024-12"
11738	altered crystallized pumpkin spice	0		Effect: "Bilious Brawn", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2024-12"
11739	big flavorless room scale bean casserole	5	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11740	bouncing fragile Christmas ornament	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11741	ragged wool yarn	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11742	jittery scandalous perfect Christmas scarf of the brute of the scaredy-cat	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Monster Level: -15, Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11743	sharpshooter's savvy snowman-enchanting tophat	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Place your hat on their head", Last Available: "2024-12"
11744	magnetized LIDAR candle	0		Effect: "Oriental Mysticism", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2024-12"
11745	huge ghostly hardy deadly Newton's Congressional Medal of Insanity	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum HP: +50, Lantern: 3, Last Available: "2024-12"
11746	pumpkin spice whorl	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11747	practically non-alcoholic lousy Easter grasshopper	1	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11748	acceptable extra-dry Irish eggnog	5	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11749	tolerable canteen of jungle juice	4	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11750	hand-crafted turchucken	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-12"
11751	artisanal mechanically-mulled cider	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-12"
11752	practically non-alcoholic artisanal holiday trip around the world	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2024-12"
11753	bland massive cyan chocolate ostrich egg	6	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11754	bland skewed beef and cabbage	3	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11755	decent small candy rations	2	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11756	stale immense double-candied yams	8	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11757	normal Christmas ham	4	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11758	normal narrow holiday smorgasbord	4	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11759	Bowl of Infinite Jelly	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11760	Jeselnik's bejazzled eyepatch	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2024-12"
11761	pulsating Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Master Egg Hunter"
11762	Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Master Egg Hunter"
11763	How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Attract Snakes"
11764	pulsating huge How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Attract Snakes"
11765	twirling Covert Ops for Kids	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Hide From Seekers"
11766	blinking skewed Covert Ops for Kids (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Hide From Seekers"
11767	Holiday Multitasking	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Holiday Multitasking"
11768	Holiday Multitasking (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Holiday Multitasking"
11769	Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Reindeer Games"
11770	twirling Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Reindeer Games"
11771	squat moai statuette	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11772	blurry Tesla MacGyver's clever egg gun of bravery	0		Maximum MP: 120, Spooky Resistance: +5, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Egg the face", Last Available: "2024-12"
11773	zippy auspicious crafty army helmet of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Maximum MP: +10, Item Drop: +10, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2024-12"
11774	narrow candy egg deviler	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11775	napkin	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11776	flavorless Thanksgiving ration	4	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11777	tolerable watered-down cyan Easter eggnog	2	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11778	compressed clovermint	1		Effect: "Coy to the Hurled", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2024-12"
11779	vibrating hale nylon Christmas stockings of the cougar of the pedagogue	0		Moxie: +20, Experience: +3, Maximum HP: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11780	tattoo of two turkeys	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11781	nitrogenated tumbling deviled candy egg	0		Effect: "Witch's Brood", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2024-12"
11782	gray McHugeLarge deluxe ski set	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-01"
11783	prompt greasy McHugeLarge duffel bag	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11784	purple vibrating healthy Newton's McHugeLarge left pole	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Slash", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11785	manspreader's chaotic banded McHugeLarge right pole	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Monster Level: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Stab", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11786	educational McHugeLarge left ski of the detective	0		Experience: +1, Item Drop: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Avalanche", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11787	tumbling smelly strapping McHugeLarge right ski	0		Muscle: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Ski Plow", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11788	1	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11789	0	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11790	mixed eXpand	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11791	brute force hammer	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Brute Force Hammer", Last Available: "2025-12"
11792	datastick	0		Last Available: "2025-12", RAM: +1
11793	dedigitizer schematic: brute force hammer	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11794	upside-down dedigitizer schematic: malware injector	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11795	dedigitizer schematic: cybervisor	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11796	wobbly olive dedigitizer schematic: digibritches	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11797	dedigitizer schematic: cryptocloak	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11798	dedigitizer schematic: zero-trust tanktop	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11799	dedigitizer schematic: retro floppy disk	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11800	dedigitizer schematic: pocket GPU	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11801	wobbly dedigitizer schematic: trojan horseshoe	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11802	dedigitizer schematic: familiar-in-the-middle	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11803	cybervisor	0		Last Available: "2025-12", RAM: +3
11804	retro floppy disk	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11805	pocket GPU	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
11806	malware injector	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Inject Malware", Last Available: "2025-12"
11807	CyberRealm keycode	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
11808	upside-down server room key	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11809	3d printed server room key	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11810	dedigitizer schematic: 3d printed server room key	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11811	logic grenade	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11812	vaporized psilocyber mushroom	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11813	dedigitizer schematic: SLEEP(5) rom chip	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11814	dedigitizer schematic: OVERCLOCK(10) rom chip	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11815	dedigitizer schematic: STATS+++ rom chip	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11816	dedigitizer schematic: insignificant bit	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11817	blue dedigitizer schematic: hashing vise	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11818	wobbly dedigitizer schematic: geofencing rapier	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11819	dedigitizer schematic: geofencing shield	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11820	dedigitizer schematic: virtual cybertattoo	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11821	SLEEP(5) rom chip	0		Skill: "SLEEP(5)", Last Available: "2025-12"
11822	jittery bouncing OVERCLOCK(10) rom chip	0		Skill: "OVERCLOCK(10)", Last Available: "2025-12"
11823	fuchsia squat spinning STATS+++ rom chip	0		Skill: "STATS+++", Last Available: "2025-12"
11824	insignificant bit	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11825	parity bit	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11826	red hashing vise	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11827	geofencing rapier	0		Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Thrust your geofencing rapier", Last Available: "2025-12"
11828	geofencing shield	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11829	virtual cybertattoo	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11830	ninja rope	0		
11831	ninja crampons	0		
11832	ghostly teal ninja carabiner	0		
11833	non-nitrogenated jittery synthetic coffee	0		Effect: "Tingly Wrists", Effect Duration: 19
11834	polarized iDrops	0		Effect: "Drunk With Power", Effect Duration: 11
11835	ghostly shame coil	0		
11836	new-in-box toy Cupid bow	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-02"
11837	blinking toy Cupid bow	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2025-02"
11838	heat arc	0		
11839	wobbly scrape	0		
11840	phantom digit	0		
11841	foul line	0		
11842	dark manioc	0		
11843	Observer source code	0		
11844	chill gherkin	0		
11845	twirling skewed childrens' stapler	0		
11846	teal twirling plover's egg	0		
11847	flyswatter	0		
11848	cyan Thwaitgold cordyceps ant statuette	0		
11849	squat heat particle	0		Hot Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10
11850	sore	0		Cold Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10
11851	stomach churner	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
11852	phantom brace	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
11853	foul cozy	0		Stench Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10
11854	grim cellophane	0		Combat Rate: -5
11855	rift oculus	0		Combat Rate: +5
11856	sweaty egg	0		HP Regen Min: 4, HP Regen Max: 8
11857	carton of extra-sharp, staples	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spell Damage: +10
11858	glover liners	0		Pickpocket Chance: +10
11859	maroon mosquito speakers	0		Monster Level: +5
11860	mirror blurry assemble-it-yourself Leprecondo	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-03"
11861	Leprecondo	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11862	dried spinning scoop of pre-workout powder	1		Last Available: "2025-03"
11863	table tennis ball	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11864	smooth pint of Leprechaun Stout	3	awesome	Last Available: "2025-03"
11865	diluted twirling skewed gray phosphor traces	1		Effect: "Elemental Flavor", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2025-03"
11866	crafting plans	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11867	Book of Irony	0		Skill: "Generate Irony"
11868	spoon	0		
11869	unironic knife	0		
11870	squat bar dart	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11871	altered purple blurry leprechaun antidepressant pill	1		Last Available: "2025-03"
11872	yummy Heck ramen	4	awesome	Last Available: "2025-03"
11873	half-sized decent burrito	2	good	Last Available: "2025-03"
11874	spoiled immense fancy small beer brat	8	crappy	Effect: "Clean-Shaven", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2025-03"
11875	gigantic toothsome peach pie	10	awesome	Last Available: "2025-03"
11876	stale incredible mini-pizza	4	decent	Last Available: "2025-03"
11877	bad special Divine sidecar	4	decent	Effect: "Sharpened Sweet Tooth", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2025-03"
11878	acceptable weak tangarita sidecar	2	good	Last Available: "2025-03"
11879	perfectly mixed bouncing gimlet sidecar	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-03"
11880	drinkable vodka stratocaster sidecar	3	good	Last Available: "2025-03"
11881	smooth prussian cathouse sidecar	3	awesome	Last Available: "2025-03"
11882	irresponsibly strong mediocre tumbling Mon Tiki sidecar	10	decent	Last Available: "2025-03"
11883	blurry Packaged April Shower Thoughts Calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-04"
11884	April Shower Thoughts shield of Tarzan of bravery	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2025-04"
11885	jittery glob of wet paper	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11886	spitball	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11887	denatured tarnished wet paper weights	0		Effect: "Petit Forbearance", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2025-04"
11888	strong lousy spinning Three Sheets to the Wind	5	decent	Last Available: "2025-04"
11889	massive decent shaking pile of wet dates	10	good	Last Available: "2025-04"
11890	papier Mach 1 airplane	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11891	wet blanket	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11892	blinking curative wet shower cap	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2025-04"
11893	teal mirror flame-wreathed wet shower shoes	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2025-04"
11894	shaking wet shower shorts of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2025-04"
11895	wobbly shaking wet paper tiger	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11896	green wet paper eye	0		Familiar Weight: +15
11897	narrow wet shower curtain	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11898	nitrogenated wet paper cup	0		Effect: "PERL of Great Price", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2025-04"
11899	denatured chilled anodized green wet paperback	0		Effect: "Scrappy, Shadowy", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2025-04"
11900	Sinatra's wet shower radio	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2025-04"
11901	wet shower stamp	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11902	curative birthday bloon	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
11903	anodized frozen jawwetter	0		Effect: "Dreadful Smell", Effect Duration: 51
11904	Unpeeled Peridot of Peril	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-05"
11905	wobbly reassuring Peridot of Peril of the ox of the storm	0		Muscle: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-05"
11906	pulsating rock-hard terrycloth turban	0		Damage Reduction: 5
11907	red tumbling Newton's jockey's hat	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3
11908	skewed sharpshooter's hat of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50
11909	wobbly extra-tight skullcap of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15
11910	MacGyver's sturdy pith helmet	0		Maximum MP: +100
11911	bishop's mitre of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15
11912	Temple Grandin's tin foil hat	0		Familiar Weight: +7
11913	huge banded construction hardhat	0		Damage Absorption: +100
11914	smelly imposing pilgrim's hat	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10
11915	wobbly crown of thorns	0		Thorns: 1
11916	horrifying stylish bycocket	0		Spooky Damage: +25
11917	wobbly Thwaitgold mad hatterpillar statuette	0		
11918	packaged prismatic beret	0		Free Pull
11919	blush beret	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beret Blast", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beret Boast", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beret Busking", Last Available: "2025-06"
11920	bouncing flak shield	0		
11921	Axis HQ Code	0		
11922	purple narrow yeti in a travel cooler	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-07"
11923	exchanger	0		Cold Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2025-07"
11924	bouncing hardened sinister Axis helmet	0		Spell Damage: +10, Damage Reduction: 3
11925	auspicious asbestos-lined Axis fatigues	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +10
11926	Temple Grandin's Axis suspenders of mayonnaise	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
11927	huge stolen artifact	0		
11928	huge really expensive stolen artifact	0		
11929	bouncing priceless stolen artifact	0		
11930	chocolate rations	0		
11931	nice nylon stockings	0		
11932	teal Allied Radio Backpack Pack	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-07"
11933	squat baleful Allied Radio Backpack of the wise owl of the brute	0		Mysticality: +20, Muscle Percent: +30, Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Call in an Airstrike", Last Available: "2025-07"
11934	orphaned baby skeleton	0		
11935	ordnance magnet	0		Single Equip, Drops Items
11936	tumbling confetti grenade	0		
11937	stale Skeleton Wars rations	4	decent	
11938	lousy squat skeleton war fuel can	3	decent	
11939	tumbling skeleton war grenade	0		
11940	chocolate and nylons detector	0		
11941	M&ouml;bius ring box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-08"
11942	jittery red M&ouml;bius ring	0		Gear Drop: [100*lte(paradoxicity,7)*gte(paradoxicity,3)], Last Available: "2025-08"
11943	bone pacifier	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11944	reassuring nasty nippy Allied Forces insignia	0		Cold Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip
11945	blinking Allied Tattoo Kit	0		
11946	tumbling handheld Allied radio	0		
11947	gray blinking Axis codebook	0		
11948	energized nitrogenated narrow Life Goals Pamphlet	0		Effect: "Voracious Gorging", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2025-08"
11949	rosewater-soaked bully badge	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2025-08"
11950	mirror time cop top hat of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2025-08"
11951	shaking Stock Certificate	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
11952	mixed mixed berry jelly	1		Last Available: "2025-08"
11953	normal toast with mixed berry jelly	3	good	Last Available: "2025-08"
11954	flavorless jittery cup of sugar	4	decent	Last Available: "2025-08"
11955	adequate maroon Susie's cupcake	3	good	Last Available: "2025-08"
11956	gray clock	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
11957	aromatic flame-retardant the gun of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Hot Resistance: +1, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2025-08"
11958	practically non-alcoholic tolerable wine	1	good	Last Available: "2025-08"
11960	twirling really, really nice swimming trunks	0		Adventure Underwater
11961	sand penny	0		
11962	hardy undersea surveying goggles	0		Maximum HP: +50, Lasts Until Rollover
11963	acceptable practically non-alcoholic Ocean-Touched Rum	1	good	
11964	distilled pulsating water-logged pill	1		
11965	big normal kelp puck	5	good	
11966	squat bouncing scroll of sea strength	0		
11967	spinning scroll of sea smarts	0		
11968	scroll of sea smarm	0		
11969	gray twirling waterlogged scroll of healing	0		
11970	sea gel	0		
11971	frozen shaking octopus ink bladder	0		Effect: "Eyes of the Dragon", Effect Duration: 16
11972	durable dolphin whistle	0		
11973	Thwaitgold lobster statuette	0		
11974	ghostly packaged Monodent of the Sea	0		Free Pull
11975	Monodent of the Sea	0		Hot Damage: +25, All Attributes Percent: +5, Experience: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sea *dent: Throw a Lightning Bolt", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sea *dent: Summon a Wave", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sea *dent: Talk to Some Fish", Last Available: "2025-09"
11976	lime green narrow blurry skewed unblemished pearl	0		
11977	beefy dentadent	0		Muscle: +10
11986	narrow lab-grown blood cubic zirconia	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-10"
11987	flame-retardant smelly Temple Grandin's Tesla hale dance instructor's blood cubic zirconia	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum HP: +20, Familiar Weight: +7, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Blood Geyser", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Refracted Gaze", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Sweat Bullets", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Blood Bath", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Dial it up to 11", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Sweat Equity", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Create Blood Thinner", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Prepare Spinal Tapas", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Craft a Pheromone Cocktail", Last Available: "2025-10"
12044	diluted squat blood thinner	1		Effect: "Aspect of the Twinklefairy", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2025-10"
12045	practically non-alcoholic mediocre pheromone cocktail	1	decent	Last Available: "2025-10"
12046	low-calorie decent spinal tapas	1	good	Last Available: "2025-10"
12047	shrunken head in a duffel bag	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-11"
12048	shaking mansplainer's deadly smartaleck's shrunken head	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Weapon Damage: +5, Monster Level: +15, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Prepare to reanimate your Foe", Last Available: "2025-11"
12049	stocking full of bones	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
12050	small peppermint-flavored sugar walking crook	0		
12051	knucklebone	0		
12052	drinkable Smoking Pope	4	good	
12053	bland big wobbly olive prize turkey	5	decent	
12054	dehydrated bouncing medicinal gruel	1		Effect: "Elron's Explosive Etude", Effect Duration: 50
12055	flavorless full-sized pumpkin pie	3	decent	Last Available: "2025-11"
12056	smooth vodka cranberry sauce	3	awesome	Last Available: "2025-11"
12057	denatured yammed candy	0		Effect: "Tasting the Rainbow", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2025-11"
12058	flavorless treasure chestnut	3	decent	Last Available: "2025-12"
12059	boozy drinkable narrow squat mulled butter rum	5	good	Last Available: "2025-12"
12060	ionized cinnamon doubloon	0		Effect: "Slightly Mutated", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2025-12"
12061	occult plastic left skeleton arm	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2025-12"
12062	Lo Pan's plastic left skeleton leg	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2025-12"
12063	stanky plastic right skeleton arm	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2025-12"
12064	plastic right skeleton leg of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2025-12"
12065	experienced plastic skeleton pelvis	0		Experience: +2, Last Available: "2025-12"
12066	discreetly-wrapped Eternity Codpiece	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-12"
12067	The Eternity Codpiece	0		All Attributes: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12"
12068	Tesla Da Vinci's angelbone kilt	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2026-12"
12069	angelbone totem of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Spleen Capacity: +1
12070	Temple Grandin's angelbone chopsticks	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Stomach Capacity: +1
12071	nasty therapeutic angelbone mantle	0		Stench Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2026-12"
12072	angelbone dice of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Liver Capacity: +1
12073	mirror banded angelbone halo of the boozehound	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2026-12"
12074	dehydrated blurry angelbone fragments	1		Last Available: "2026-12"
12075	ionized biblically accurate gumdrops	0		Effect: "Thunderheart", Effect Duration: 15
12076	Newton's devilbone helmet of courage	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2026-12"
12077	bouncing miser's devilbone greaves	0		Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2026-12", Spleen Capacity: +1
12078	mirror horrifying energetic devilbone shinguards	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12"
12079	prompt devilbone corset	0		Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2026-12", Stomach Capacity: +1
12080	tumbling devilbone flute of extreme caution of the boozehound	0		Monster Level: -25, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2026-12"
12081	gravedigger's devilbone rosary	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Liver Capacity: +1
12082	distilled bouncing upside-down devilbone chunks	1		Effect: "Visions of the Deep Dark Deeps", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2026-12"
12083	polarized colloidal Gehenna tattoo	0		Effect: "Uncanny Shot", Effect Duration: 68
12116	burnt incisor	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12117	mirror burnt phalange	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12118	burnt radius	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12119	burnt rib	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12120	burnt skull	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12121	pulsating Crymbocurrency	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12122	occult extra-thick Crimbo sweater	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2025-12"
12123	The Encyclopedia of Holiday Funerary Rites	0		Skill: "Holiday Burial Knowledge", Last Available: "2025-12"
12124	perfectly mixed high-proof Steve Abrams' Holiday Sampler Beer	6	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-12"
12125	blue crate of prize-winning rum	0		No Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
12126	smooth bottle of prize-winning rum	4	awesome	Last Available: "2025-12"
12127	Fonzie's Santa-Slayer medal of the cougar of doom	0		Moxie: +20, Experience (Moxie): +1, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12128	Skull of Claus	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12129	improved dry blue skewed boiling bone marrow	0		Effect: "Extra-Sharp Weapon", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2025-12"
12130	diffused triple-magnetized mirror boiling cerebrospinal fluid	0		Effect: "Sleazy Jellied", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2025-12"
12131	electrified green boiling synovial fluid	0		Effect: "The Power of Positive Thinking", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2025-12"
12132	up-at-dawn fireproof supercharged smoldering vertebra	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Hot Resistance: +3, Adventures: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12133	seal-clubbing club loot box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-01"
12134	<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary seal-clubbing club</span>	0		Muscle Percent: +50, Weapon Damage: +10, Initiative: +50, Attacks Can't Miss, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Club 'Em Across the Battlefield", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Club 'Em Into Next Week", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Club 'Em Back in Time", Display Name: "<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary seal-clubbing club</span>", Last Available: "2026-01"
12135	shaking cyan smoldering bone dust	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12136	volatile bone bomb	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12137	bouncing zippy forbidden grievous hot boning knife	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12138	blue nasty supercharged fistbone of terror	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12139	boxer's stylish wizardly burnt bone belt	0		Mysticality: +25, Moxie: +25, Muscle Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12140	baleful scorched skull trophy	0		Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2025-12"
12141	moldy wing bone	4	crappy	Last Available: "2025-12"
12142	watered-down hand-crafted weak skeleton venom	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-12"
12143	powdered bouncing baked bone meal	1		Effect: "All Fired Up", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12144	sharpshooter's plastic skeleton rib cage	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12145	Lo Pan's plastic skeleton skull	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2025-12"
12146	occult plastic skeleton Crimbo hat	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2025-12"
12147	assembled plastic Santa skeleton	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12148	upside-down sleigh	0		Familiar Weight: +10
12149	jittery undertakers' forceps	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12150	bone-polishing rag	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12151	executive scorched skeleton mask of the cheetah	0		Meat Drop: +40, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2025-12"
12152	extremely unsafe scorched skeleton shirt	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2025-12"
12153	reassuring cool scorched skeleton pants	0		Moxie: +5, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2025-12"
12154	messenger parrot egg	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12155	buryable chest	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12156	Shanty: Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor	0		Skill: "Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12157	Shanty: Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor (used)	0		Skill: "Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12158	purple Shanty: I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor	0		Skill: "I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12159	Shanty: I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor (used)	0		Skill: "I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12160	wobbly Shanty: Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance	0		Skill: "Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance", Last Available: "2025-12"
12161	fuchsia pulsating Shanty: Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance (used)	0		Skill: "Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance", Last Available: "2025-12"
12162	skewed tumbling Shanty: Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor?	0		Skill: "Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor?", Last Available: "2025-12"
12163	green Shanty: Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor? (used)	0		Skill: "Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor?", Last Available: "2025-12"
12164	blue Shanty: Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor	0		Skill: "Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12165	huge Shanty: Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor (used)	0		Skill: "Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12166	Crymbocurrency tattoo	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12167	family-friendly wicked fireproof bonesaw	0		Spell Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2025-12"
12168	yellow wicked boxer's vermiculite shield	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Spell Damage: +5, Last Available: "2025-12"
12169	fuchsia squat fireproof ship's lantern	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2025-12"
12170	squat Oprah's thinker's heat-resistant harpoon pistol	0		Mysticality: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2025-12"
12171	adequate traditional gingerloaf	3	good	Last Available: "2025-12"
12172	fortified mediocre Scotch and eggnog	5	decent	Last Available: "2025-12"
12173	dry counterskeleton elixir	0		Effect: "Sleazy Weapon", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2025-12"
12174	bad weak blurry &quot;salvaged&quot; wine	2	decent	Last Available: "2025-12"
12175	skewed gray wobbly The Encyclopedia of Holiday Funerary Rites (used)	0		Skill: "Holiday Burial Knowledge", Last Available: "2025-12"
12176	crate of prize-winning cheese	0		No Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
12177	stale tiny green tumbling wedge of prize-winning cheese	1	decent	Last Available: "2025-12"
12178	triple-Vulcanized purple gummi fingerbone	0		Effect: "Spooky Flavor", Effect Duration: 21
12179	prompt fireproof glimmering crystal	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2025-12"
12180	boxed Heartstone	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-02"
12181	Heartstone	0		All Attributes Percent: +25, Experience: +3, HP Regen Min: 15, HP Regen Max: 20, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Steal Monster's Heart", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %kill", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %banish", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %stun", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %luck", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %pals", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %buff", Last Available: "2026-02"
12182	cyan Thwaitgold meat bee statuette	0		
12183	loose Meats	0		
12184	Archaeologist's Spade	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12185	yellow boxed Archaeologist's Spade	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-03"
12186	dinosaur bone fragment	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12187	blinking Pork Elf pottery shard	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12188	twirling 2015 landfill detritus	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12189	jittery intact dinosaur egg	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12190	squat fossilized cow femur	0		Familiar Weight: +5
12191	tumbling unopened Pork Elf toiletries kit	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12192	twirling Pork Elf toiletries kit	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12193	moist Pork Elf mouthwash	0		Effect: "Fireproof Lips", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2026-03"
12194	adjusted tumbling Pork Elf deodorant	0		Effect: "Wet and Greedy", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2026-03"
12195	super-irradiated Pork Elf toothpaste	0		Effect: "Loyal Tea", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2026-03"
12196	pulsating bolt of fabric	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12197	squat censurious and dress of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2026-03"
12198	veiny beefy and dress	0		Muscle: +10, Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2026-03"
12199	enhanced dinosaur bone broth	0		Effect: "Perception", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2026-03"
12200	huge gnawing bone	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12201	fuchsia boxer's dinosaur bone club	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Last Available: "2026-03"
12202	hale dinosaur skull helmet of the businessman	0		Maximum HP: +20, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2026-03"
12203	yellow greedy Jeselnik's smartaleck's dinosaur bone corset	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Sleaze Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2026-03"
12204	smooth weak Pork Elf cough syrup	2	awesome	Last Available: "2026-03"
12205	Pork Elf neti pot	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12206	squat ghostly Pork Elf medicine cabinet	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12207	Pork Elf sink	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12208	blurry Pork Elf toilet	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12209	rotten ghostly rat pizza	3	crappy	Last Available: "2026-03"
12210	tumbling Fleek&trade; mascara	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12211	fuchsia nasty studded hoverboard of temperance	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Stench Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-03"
12212	blinking cyan perfumed lard-coated left shark fin of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2026-03"
12213	huge chaotic fitness tracking bracelet	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-03"
12214	altered twirling candy bone	1		
12215	wrapped Baseball Diamond	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-04"
12216	Baseball Diamond	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2026-04"
12217	diet bland discarded hot dog	1	decent	Last Available: "2026-04"
12218	triple-distilled hand-crafted most of a beer	6	EPIC	Last Available: "2026-04"
12222	tumbling pasta wand loot box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-05"
12223	<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary pasta wand</span>	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +5, Hot Damage: +5, Cold Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5, Spell Damage: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +15, Pasta Thrall Experience: +1, Single Equip, Display Name: "<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary pasta wand</span>", Last Available: "2026-05"
12225	twirling legendary noodles	0		Last Available: "2026-05"
12226	tasty can of tuna	4	awesome	
12227	bland bite-sized tumbling alien salad	1	decent	
12228	flavorless small ratbatatouille	2	decent	
12229	yummy onigiri	4	awesome	
12230	moldy crudit&eacute;s	3	crappy	
12231	special immense tasty sauced mutton	7	awesome	Effect: "Concentrated Concentration", Effect Duration: 45
12232	normal blinking hot honey ant	4	good	
12233	yummy tomb aspic	3	awesome	
12234	half-sized rotten later tots	2	crappy	
12235	yummy ghostly Frutti di Scatoletta	3	awesome	Last Available: "2026-05"
12236	spoiled Pesto alla Marziano	3	crappy	Last Available: "2026-05"
12237	normal Arrattabbattabiata	4	good	Last Available: "2026-05"
12238	decent big Orzo di Riso	5	good	Last Available: "2026-05"
12239	toothsome wobbly Pasta Grimavera	3	awesome	Last Available: "2026-05"
12240	snack-sized moldy Linguini Ubriacapa	2	crappy	Last Available: "2026-05"
12241	flavorless blinking skewed Formica e Pepe	3	decent	Last Available: "2026-05"
12242	bland mirror Tubetto Gelatto	3	decent	Last Available: "2026-05"
12243	decent Gnocci Domani	4	good	Last Available: "2026-05"
12244	squat Thwaitgold wallet moth statuette	0		
12245	scabbarded Sword of S Words	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-06"
12246	second-hand synthetic sloth skin scabbard	0		Familiar Weight: +5
12248	mega helmet	0		
12252	hardy healthy Space Soldier Helmet	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Maximum HP: +50
12253	adequate premium turkey leg	4	good	
12254	weak delicious fuchsia styrofoam cup of mead	2	awesome	
12255	sword of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50
12256	wizardly staff	0		Mysticality: +25
12257	lute of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3
12258	blurry huge shrink-wrapped Cup of 13s	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-07"
12259	Cup of 13s	0		Booze Drop: +60, MP Regen Min: 4, MP Regen Max: 8, HP Regen Min: 8, HP Regen Max: 13, Last Available: "2026-07"
12260	miser's friendly wholesome The Wizard's Android	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Meat Drop: +10
12261	flash paperwad	0		
12262	juggling ball	0		
12263	smartaleck's beefy tactical jester's cap	0		Muscle: +10, Moxie Percent: +30, Combat Item Damage Percent: 50
12264	single-use sword	0		
12265	ruddy flimsy plastic helmet	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40
12266	electrified flimsy plastic greaves	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
12267	squat spinning knitted flimsy plastic breastplate	0		Cold Resistance: +3
12268	brawny flimsy plastic shield	0		Muscle Percent: +20
12269	tumbling packaged Portable Laughing Stock	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-07"
12270	blurry Usain Bolt's therapeutic experienced Portable Laughing Stock	0		Experience: +2, Initiative: +80, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Taunt Your Foe", Last Available: "2026-07"
12271	skewed sizzling Fonzie's Newton's Staff of Anachronistic Churning	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Experience (Moxie): +1, Hot Damage: +10
12272	miniature stale classic banana	2	decent	Last Available: "2026-07"
12273	immense flavorless huge wobbly watermelon	9	decent	Last Available: "2026-07"
12274	flavorless quince	3	decent	Last Available: "2026-07"
12275	blinking Interesting Coin	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12276	Interesting Coin Inheritance Letter	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-08"
12277	immense adequate pulsating classic banana pie	7	good	Last Available: "2026-07"
12278	nitrogenated essential banana decoction	0		Effect: "Arresistible", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2026-07"
12279	frozen ionized cold-filtered skewed banana quintessence	0		Effect: "A View to Some Meat", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2026-07"
12280	artisanal bouncing Aesop Daiquiri	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2026-07"
12281	mediocre weak Monkey Congress	2	decent	Last Available: "2026-07"
12282	decent watermelon pie	3	good	Last Available: "2026-07"
12283	cold-filtered modified concentrated watermelon juice	0		Effect: "Stogied", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2026-07"
12284	quantum liquefied energized Aqua Citrulanatae	0		Effect: "Red-Shirted Escort", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2026-07"
12285	tolerable narrow Melonegroni	3	good	Last Available: "2026-07"
12286	hand-crafted spinning Melonade Spritz	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2026-07"
12287	stale half-sized quince pie	2	decent	Last Available: "2026-07"
12288	super-Vulcanized mirror quince quaff	0		Effect: "Carrrsmic", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2026-07"
12289	nitrogenated magnetized wobbly Quickquince	0		Effect: "Moon-Eyed", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2026-07"
12290	delicious Quiskey Sour	3	awesome	Last Available: "2026-07"
12291	distilled perfectly mixed Quincea&ntilde;era Cooler	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2026-07"
12292	artisanal Roth IPA	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2026-08"
12293	ghostly smooth strapping underdraft protection	0		Muscle: +5, Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2026-08"
12294	bouncing solvent	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12295	miniature rotten fancy soybean futures	2	crappy	Effect: "Okee-Dokee Computer", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2026-08"
12296	super-diffused shaking housing bubble	0		Effect: "Weird Vibrations", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2026-08"
12297	dry Pixie-Swordz	0		Effect: "Happy Salamander", Effect Duration: 59
12298	scorching financial instrument of doom	0		Hot Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2026-08"
12299	vibrating veiny hedge fund clippers	0		Maximum HP: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2026-08"
12300	flame-retardant selling shorts	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2026-08"
12301	bear tattoo	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12302	bull tattoo	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12303	yellow wicked brainy 401k ring	0		Mysticality: +5, Spell Damage: +5, Last Available: "2026-08"
12304	balance sheet	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12305	deionized galvanized cyan invisible hand	0		Effect: "Savage Beast Inside", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2026-08"
12306	quantum circle of overdraft protection scroll	0		Effect: "Mana Tea", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2026-08"
12307	polarized mint	0		Effect: "Pla-see-bo", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2026-08"
12308	twirling savings bondo	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12309	homeowner's loam	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12310	diluted blinking twirling toxic asset	1		Last Available: "2026-08"
12311	denatured yellow intangible asset	1		Last Available: "2026-08"
12312	powdered blinking bouncing yellow liquid asset	1		Effect: "Truly Gritty", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2026-08"
12313	bouncing gross prophet chrysalis	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12314	cast entrails	0		Familiar Weight: +5
12315	hand-crafted triple-distilled Malattia Becco Malbec	9	EPIC	
12316	spinning kneecapping contract	0		Skill: "Order a Kneecapping"
12317	narrow Old Country cookbook	0		Skill: "Old Country Cooking"
12318	Thwaitgold and beetle statuette	0		
12319	Blue Team scarf	0		
12320	shaking Red Team scarf	0		
12321	meat shield toddler	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-09"
12322	can of shield tenderizer	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2026-09"