-1	tolerable weak Petite Porter	2	good	
-2	weak lousy Scrawny Stout	2	decent	
-3	tolerable Infinitesimal IPA	3	good	
-4	artisanal spirit-forward eggnogtini	5	EPIC	
-5	practically non-alcoholic artisanal candycaine	1	super ultra EPIC	
-6	weak bad teal braincracker sweet	2	decent	
-16	hand-crafted pulsating fermented honey	4	EPIC	
-17	hand-crafted practically non-alcoholic moons-shine	1	EPIC	
-18	boozy bad purple gin	5	decent	
-19	drinkable squat blurry ecto-nog	4	good	
-20	drinkable squat hot toady	3	good	
-21	smooth hot choculate	3	awesome	
-49	acceptable twirling Cyder	3	good	
-50	tolerable practically non-alcoholic Oil Nog	1	good	
-51	bad practically non-alcoholic upside-down Hi-Octane Peppermint Jet Fuel	1	decent	
-58	high-proof acceptable Grimacider	9	good	
-59	perfectly mixed watered-down jittery twirling cyan Isotope Nog	2	EPIC	
-60	artisanal spinning Mutagin 'n' Tonic	4	EPIC	
-70	aged Gin and Herring	3	awesome	
-71	aged ghostly Black and Tan and Red All Over	3	awesome	
-72	acceptable upside-down Antarctic Ice Tea	3	good	
-76	drinkable enchanted CRIMBCO Ribbon Candy Schnapps	3	good	
-77	lousy blinking CRIMBCO Egg Substitute Nog Substitute	4	decent	
-78	extra-dry smooth twirling CRIMBCO Extreme Braincracker Sour	5	awesome	
-82	perfectly mixed bouncing Horseradish-infused Vodka	3	EPIC	
-83	practically non-alcoholic mediocre narrow Jerkitini	1	decent	
-84	perfectly mixed Desert Island Iced Tea	4	EPIC	
-88	bad fortified Crimbo Saketini	5	decent	
-89	weak smooth pulsating skewed Crimboku Drop	2	awesome	
-90	mediocre Flaming Crimbo Log	3	decent	
-107	artisanal Fortified Eggnog Slurry	3	EPIC	
-108	hand-crafted Hot Buttered Rum	4	EPIC	
-109	perfectly mixed practically non-alcoholic jittery Spicy Hot Chocolate	1	EPIC