-1	flavorless small Peche a la Frog	2	decent	
-2	snack-sized spoiled As Jus Gezund Heit	2	crappy	
-3	flavorless Bouillabaise Coucher Avec Moi	3	decent	
-7	delicious gumdrop chow mein	4	awesome	
-8	gigantic stale candy cane pizza	9	decent	
-9	low-calorie spoiled pulsating gingerbread stir-fry	1	crappy	
-10	flavorless twigs and gravel	4	decent	
-11	moldy shoots and leaves	4	crappy	
-12	spoiled miniature shaking bowl of unidentifiable goo	2	crappy	
-13	half-sized normal gingerbread massacre	2	good	
-14	flavorless It Came From Beyond Dessert	3	decent	
-15	adequate vampire cake	3	good	
-52	moldy low-calorie blue Soylent Red and Green	1	crappy	
-53	flavorless twirling Disc-Shaped Nutrition Unit	4	decent	
-54	rotten enchanted Gingerborg Hive	3	crappy	
-61	rotten enchanted Candy Cane Surprise	4	crappy	
-62	adequate Grimdrop Chow Mein	3	good	
-63	flavorless Grimgerbread House	4	decent	
-67	bland blue Caviar Carbonara	4	decent	
-68	yummy Halibut Alfredo	4	awesome	
-69	thick rotten Red Herring Velvet Cake	5	crappy	
-73	rotten CRIMBCO Reconstituted Gruel	4	crappy	
-74	adequate snack-sized New and Improved CRIMBCO Reconstituted Gruel	2	good	
-75	toothsome green upside-down CRIMBCO Deluxe Reconstituted Gruel with Simulated Raisins	4	awesome	
-79	delicious Brussels Sprout Stir-Fry	4	awesome	
-80	snack-sized decent Carrot, Cabbage, and Kale Pizza	2	good	
-81	jumbo delicious yellow Turnip and Rutabaga Pie	5	awesome	
-85	super-sized yummy Rainbow Spider Fun Roll	5	awesome	
-86	normal Vegas Volcano Lava Roll	4	good	
-87	stale wobbly Crazy Dragon Shogun Buddha Roll	3	decent	
-92	stale basic hot dog	3	decent	
-93	moldy narrow wobbly savage macho dog	3	crappy	
-94	tasty half-sized narrow one with everything	2	awesome	
-95	toothsome sly dog	3	awesome	
-96	bland devil dog	3	decent	
-97	delicious chilly dog	4	awesome	
-98	decent ghost dog	3	good	
-99	adequate bouncing junkyard dog	3	good	
-100	flavorless wet dog	3	decent	
-101	tiny decent sleeping dog	1	good	
-102	decent bite-sized upside-down optimal dog	1	good	
-103	normal jumbo upside-down video games hot dog	5	good	
-104	moldy jittery Peppermint Nutrition Block	3	crappy	
-105	decent blurry Gingerbread Nutrition Block	4	good	
-106	bland Cinnamon Nutrition Block	4	decent