1	seal-clubbing club	0		
2	seal tooth	0		
3	helmet turtle of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
4	turtle totem	0		
5	blue pasta spoon	0		
6	censurious ravioli hat	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
7	red upside-down saucepan	0		
8	skewed blurry spices	0		
9	disco mask of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
10	disco ball	0		
11	stolen accordion	0		Song Duration: 5
12	mariachi pants	0		Familiar Effect: "8xPotato, cap 2"
14	vaporized squat fuchsia moxie weed	1		Effect: "Heart of Green", Effect Duration: 30
15	twisted strongness elixir	1		
16	dried twirling magicalness-in-a-can	1		
17	bite-sized stale noodles	1	decent	
18	tortoise's blessing	0		
19	flame-retardant asparagus knife	0		Hot Resistance: +1
20	Kentucky-style derby	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 5"
21	sweet ninja sword	0		
22	studded boxer shorts	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, 4xVolley, cap 5"
23	pulsating chewing gum on a string	0		
24	ten-leaf clover	0		
25	meat paste	0		
26	purple twirling Dolphin King's map	0		
27	spider web	0		
28	really spider web	0		
29	really really spider web	0		
30	rock	0		
31	twirling seal-toothed rock	0		
32	beefcake's Bjorn's Hammer	0		Muscle: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber"
33	snorkel	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
34	healthy Dolphin King's crown	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xGhuol, cap 8"
35	Knob Goblin scimitar of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25
36	red Knob Goblin tongs of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5
37	wobbly razor-sharp viking helmet	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 5"
38	jittery Knob Goblin pants of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 5xPotato, cap 6"
39	pretty flower	0		
40	narrow casino pass	0		
41	artisanal weak ice-cold Sir Schlitz	2	EPIC	
42	tumbling hermit permit	0		
43	worthless trinket	0		
44	pulsating worthless gewgaw	0		
45	worthless knick-knack	0		
46	blue figurine	0		
47	tiny rotten enchanted wobbly hot buttered roll	1	crappy	Effect: "From Nantucket", Effect Duration: 10
48	heart of rock and roll	0		
49	delicious squat bowl of cottage cheese	3	awesome	
50	clever Rock and Roll Legend	0		Maximum MP: +20, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10
51	manspreader's Knob Goblin Uberpants	0		Monster Level: +10, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 11"
52	purple blurry banjo strings	0		
53	bouncing banded stone banjo	0		Damage Absorption: +100
54	smooth Disco Banjo of Gandalf	0		Moxie: +15, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Class: "Disco Bandit"
55	skewed jabañero pepper	0		
56	spinning hot sauce	0		
57	ribald 5-Alarm Saucepan	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Class: "Sauceror"
58	stone turtle	0		
59	slingshot	0		
60	Mace of the Tortoise of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
61	gigantic toothsome red fortune cookie	7	awesome	
62	electrified oriole-feather headdress	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xVolley, cap 3"
63	blue action figure body	0		
64	bouncing action figure head	0		
65	squat Mighty Bjorn action figure	0		
66	mirror twig	0		
67	twirling spaghetti with rock-balls	0		
68	skewed ruddy baleful Pasta Spoon of Peril	0		Spell Damage: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Class: "Pastamancer"
69	jittery Newbiesport™ tent	0		
70	bar skin	0		
71	stakes of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100
72	twirling barskin hat of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 13"
73	twirling barskin tent	0		
74	Temple map	0		
75	bouncing sapling	0		
76	mirror Spooky-Gro fertilizer	0		
77	stick of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50
78	blurry Fonzie's pretty bouquet	0		Experience (Moxie): +1
79	bugbear bungguard	0		Familiar Effect: "5xBarrr, cap 7"
80	fairy gravy boat	0		
81	lousy boozy ice-cold Willer	5	decent	
82	shaking ring	0		
83	olive shaft	0		
84	Orcish meat locker	0		
85	purple unlocked meat locker	0		
86	key	0		
87	twirling meat from yesterday	0		
88	meat stack	0		
89	blurry sword hilt	0		
90	helmet recipe	0		
91	spinning pants kit	0		
92	skewed meatsmithing guide	0		
93	foul-smelling basic meat sword	0		Stench Damage: +10
94	yellow slick basic meat pants	0		Moxie: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xPotato, cap 10"
95	basic meat helmet of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 2xFairy, cap 10"
96	red executive dope gangsta bling-bling	0		Meat Drop: +40
97	reassuring electrified pimpin' meat hat	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xVolley, cap 13"
98	dried face	0		
99	meat face	0		
100	lifeless meat doll	0		
101	meat golem	0		
102	fuchsia shrunken head	0		
103	ghostly beefcake's staff of incineration	0		Muscle: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +50
104	scarecrow	0		
105	big spoiled bowl of charms	5	crappy	
106	ketchup	1	crappy	
107	spinning catsup	1	decent	
108	narrow stick	0		
109	crossbow string	0		
110	jittery razor-sharp basic meat staff	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25
111	blinking arcane researcher's basic meat crossbow	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
112	Usain Bolt's scandalous meatloaf helmet	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1.5xFairy, cap 13"
113	jittery energetic dripping meat sword	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20
114	pulsating forbidden dripping meat staff	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50
115	dripping meat crossbow of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50
116	green lion tamer's Bugfinder Blade of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Experience (familiar): +2
117	purple Gnollish plunger	0		
118	spring	0		
119	sprocket	0		
120	cog	0		
121	sprocket assembly	0		
122	blinking cog and sprocket assembly	0		
123	Gnollish flyswatter	0		
124	lime green empty meat tank	0		
125	squat full meat tank	0		
126	meat engine	0		
127	thinker's Gnollish autoplunger	0		Mysticality: +10
128	yellow meat pants of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, cap 11"
129	maroon tumbling skewed frosty third-hand nunchaku	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
130	avaricious eyepatch	0		Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "4xBarrr, cap 8"
131	frilly skirt	0		Familiar Effect: "4xFairy, cap 8"
132	Meat maid body	0		
133	Certificate of Participation	0		
134	bitchin' meatcar	0		
135	huge sweet rims	0		
136	tires	0		
137	dope wheels	0		
138	ice-cold six-pack	0		
139	valuable trinket	0		
140	dingy planks	0		
141	dingy dinghy	0		
142	red anticheese	0		
143	lime green cottage	0		
144	stone of eXtreme power	0		
145	barbed-wire fence	0		
146	dinghy plans	0		
147	yellow curative eXtreme meat sword	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
148	red wholesome eXtreme meat staff	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10
149	jittery horrifying eXtreme meat crossbow	0		Spooky Damage: +25
150	friendly careful Scalp of Gorgolok	0		Monster Level: -10, Familiar Weight: +3, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
151	Elder Turtle Shell of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Item Drop: +5, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
152	wobbly purple MacGyver's Herculean Colander of Em-er'il	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum MP: +100, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
153	vibrating Ancient Saucehelm of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
154	purple wool educational Disco 'Fro Pick	0		Experience: +1, Cold Resistance: +1, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
155	skewed up-at-dawn banded El Sombrero De Lopez	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Adventures: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
156	yellow ghostly guild application	0		
157	gray Dramatic™ range	0		
158	Gnollish pie tin	0		
159	mirror wad of dough	0		
160	pie crust	0		
161	stale pulsating ghuol egg	4	decent	
162	spoiled ghuol egg quiche	4	crappy	
163	beefcake's skeleton bone	0		Muscle: +25
164	smart skull	0		
165	ghostly skewer	0		
166	blinking ghuol ears	0		
167	flavorless huge ghuol-ear kabob	4	decent	
168	bone rattle of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25
169	teal spinning bugbear beanie	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7"
170	red blinking lihc eye	0		
171	miniature decent lihc eye pie	2	good	
172	gnoll lips	0		
173	ghostly taco shell	0		
174	blinking Gnollish casserole dish	0		
175	moldy tiny upside-down uncooked chorizo	1	crappy	
176	disembodied brain	0		
177	olive jittery brainy skull	0		
178	blue detective skull	0		
179	small flavorless chorizo taco	2	decent	
180	tolerable high-proof ice-cold fotie	6	good	
181	baseball	0		
182	batgut	0		
183	bat wing	0		
184	blinking briefcase	0		
185	twirling fat stacks of cash	0		
186	jittery bean	0		
187	narrow loose teeth	0		
188	bat guano	0		
189	bouncing guano coffee cup	0		
191	frosty batskin belt	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
192	skewed batskin belt	0		
193	birthday candle	0		
194	toasty Mr. Accessory	0		Hot Damage: +5, Softcore Only
195	censurious eXtreme nose ring	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3
196	squat pulsating disassembled clover	0		
197	rat whisker	0		
198	rat appendix	0		
199	prompt ring	0		Adventures: +3
200	moldy rat appendix kabob	3	crappy	
201	yummy huge bat wing kabob	10	awesome	
202	fancy rotten carob chunks	4	crappy	Effect: "Muscle Unbound", Effect Duration: 50
203	herbs	0		
204	toothsome pulsating carob chunk cookies	3	awesome	
205	cyan secret blend of herbs and spices	0		
206	piercing post	0		
207	olive hippy herbal tea	1	crappy	
208	patchouli incense stick	0		
209	narrow wad of tofu	0		
210	tumbling Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	0		Bonus Resting MP: +7
211	mirror bouncing decorative fountain	0		
212	pulsating ghostly windchimes	0		
213	gray ruddy stylish filthy corduroys	0		Moxie: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 2xPotato, cap 15"
214	filthy knitted dread sack of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 15"
215	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	0		
216	rotten half-sized carob brownies	2	crappy	
217	tasty big green herb brownies	5	awesome	
218	spinning hemp string	0		
219	necklace chain	0		
220	gnoll teeth	0		
221	gnoll-tooth necklace of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25
222	yellow blinking phat turquoise bead	0		
223	Sherlock's phat turquoise bracelet	0		Item Drop: +25
224	nippy eyepatch	0		Cold Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, cap 6"
225	toothsome purple tofu casserole	3	awesome	
226	modified maroon can of Red Minotaur	1	good	Effect: "Permafrosty", Effect Duration: 15
227	reassuring Kentucky-fried meat sword	0		Spooky Resistance: +1
228	Kentucky-fried meat staff of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20
229	bouncing weightlifter's Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	0		Muscle: +15
230	dead guy's watch of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
231	yellow Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	0		
232	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	0		
233	twirling Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	0		
234	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	0		
235	personal trainer's educational Bigger Bugfinder Blade	0		Experience: +1, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
236	wobbly Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	0		
237	drinkable bottle of gin	4	good	
238	smooth bottle of vodka	3	awesome	
239	wool hardened Orcish baseball cap	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Cold Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 15"
240	Sherlock's quilted Orcish cargo shorts	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Item Drop: +25, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 2xGhuol, cap 15"
241	reassuring Orcish frat-paddle	0		Spooky Resistance: +1
242	stale pulsating	4	decent	
243	decent grapefruit	3	good	
244	decent grapes	3	good	
245	yummy olive	3	awesome	
246	stale small tomato	2	decent	
247	fermenting powder	0		
248	mediocre salty dog	4	decent	
249	lousy jittery bloody mary	4	decent	
250	mediocre practically non-alcoholic screwdriver	1	decent	
251	bad martini	4	decent	
252	aged bloody beer	3	awesome	
253	acceptable high-proof shot of schnapps	6	good	
254	lousy shot of grapefruit schnapps	4	decent	
255	triple-distilled aged mirror fine wine	9	awesome	
256	aged weak shot of tomato schnapps	2	awesome	
257	practically non-alcoholic aged extra-spicy bloody mary	1	awesome	
258	dense meat stack	0		
259	snake skin	0		
260	rotten miniature squat White Citadel fries	2	crappy	
261	low-calorie normal yellow White Citadel burger	1	good	
262	rotten piece of wedding cake	4	crappy	
263	snack-sized tasty chocolate chips	2	awesome	
264	normal chocolate chip cookies	3	good	
265	Newton's satin pants	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xPotato, cap 10"
266	irresponsibly strong lousy lightning	10	decent	
267	Fonzie's mullet wig	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 10"
268	vibrating meat cowboy hat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 3xLep, cap 10"
269	upside-down tumbling flame-wreathed sword	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10
270	picket fence	0		
271	pickled barbell	1		
272	distilled concentrated magicalness pill	1		Effect: "Appeteyes", Effect Duration: 5
273	diluted moxie weed	1		
274	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	0		
275	skewed mosquito larva	0		
276	bouncing leprechaun hatchling	0		
277	distilled extra-strength strongness elixir	1		
278	altered yellow jug-o-magicalness	1		
279	dried suntan lotion of moxiousness	1		
280	jittery Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	0		
281	ghostly gasmask of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 12"
282	tumbling Boris's key	0		
283	Jarlsberg's key	0		
284	upside-down Sneaky Pete's key	0		
285	spinning dangerous walrus-tusk earring	0		Weapon Damage: +10
286	shaking therapeutic ring of half-assed regeneration	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
287	therapeutic Boris's ring	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
288	potato sprout	0		
289	Jarlsberg's earring of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100
290	shaking red twirling Sneaky Pete's breath spray of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25
291	narrow knitted toasty can of maces	0		Hot Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +3
292	blurry quilted rubber axe	0		Damage Absorption: +40
293	blurry lightning-fast chilly chef's hat	0		Cold Damage: +5, Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xLep, cap 7"
294	energetic pail	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, cap 7"
295	shaking mirror curative demonskin trousers	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 3xPotato, cap 17"
296	cyan dungeoneer's dungarees of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 4xPotato, cap 7"
297	dry extra-warmed gray pulsating tamarind-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Pygmy Drinking Buddy", Effect Duration: 43
298	ionized huge lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Snobby", Effect Duration: 23
299	non-improved pickle-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Vented Spleen", Effect Duration: 54
300	electrified adjusted jabañero-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Sewer-Drenched", Effect Duration: 57
301	mirror flat dough	0		
302	half-sized delicious Knob sausage	2	awesome	
303	immense bland Knob mushroom	8	decent	
304	wobbly dry noodles	0		
305	educational Knob Goblin harem pants	0		Experience: +1, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 8xPotato, cap 2"
306	tumbling stylish Knob Goblin harem veil	0		Moxie: +25, Familiar Effect: "5xLep, cap 2"
307	extra-pressed quadruple-energized narrow Knob Goblin perfume	0		Effect: "Fancy Feasted", Effect Duration: 64
308	squat savvy Knob Goblin elite helm	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, cap 15"
309	Newton's Knob Goblin elite pants	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, cap 15"
310	dangerous Knob Goblin elite polearm	0		Weapon Damage: +10
311	hill of beans	0		
312	Fonzie's Knob Goblin visor	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 12"
313	upside-down gravedigger's Crown of the Goblin King	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 17"
314	half-sized stale pulsating bean burrito	2	decent	
315	stale bean burrito	3	decent	
316	normal big insanely bean burrito	5	good	
317	rotten half-sized bean burrito	2	crappy	
318	adequate bean burrito	4	good	
319	adequate special insanely bean burrito	4	good	Effect: "Punchy, Murdery", Effect Duration: 5
320	tiny stale bat haggis	1	decent	
321	bland upside-down menudo	3	decent	
322	yummy fuchsia goat cheese	3	awesome	
323	enchanted diet stale plain pizza	1	decent	Effect: "Tennis Elbow-wow", Effect Duration: 35
324	immense stale red sausage pizza	9	decent	
325	big enchanted spoiled goat cheese pizza	5	crappy	Effect: "Aries Rising", Effect Duration: 40
326	decent enchanted diet mushroom pizza	1	good	Effect: "Sizzling with Fury", Effect Duration: 25
327	goat	0		
328	weak drinkable ghostly bottle of whiskey	2	good	
329	Newton's goat beard	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 15"
330	glass of goat's milk	1	awesome	
331	perfectly mixed watered-down spinning spinning Canadian	2	EPIC	
332	toothsome lemon	3	awesome	
333	yummy miniature lime	2	awesome	
334	stanky sabre teeth	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25
335	huge sabre-toothed lime cub	0		
336	horrifying consolation ribbon	0		Spooky Damage: +25
337	ol' trophy	0		
338	shaking tenderizing hammer	0		
339	bouncing fuchsia Cobb's Knob lab key	0		
340	flattened ionized squat pulsating Knob Goblin steroids	0		Effect: "Mushroom Magicalness", Effect Duration: 13
341	corrupted activated upside-down wobbly Knob Goblin love potion	0		Effect: "The Power of LOV", Effect Duration: 65
342	twirling red Knob Goblin stink bomb	0		
343	diffused irradiated bouncing tumbling Knob Goblin sharpening spray	0		Effect: "Ichorous Eyesight", Effect Duration: 32
344	fuchsia Knob Goblin seltzer	0		
345	Knob Goblin superseltzer	0		
346	gray scrumptious reagent	0		
347	yellow wobbly Dyspepsi-Cola	0		
348	mirror reassuring ninja mask	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xBarrr, cap 20"
349	skewed icy katana hilt	0		
350	red hot katana blade	0		
351	chilly sharpshooter's icy-hot katana	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +5
352	Oprah's ninja hot pants	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 3xPotato, cap 17"
353	blue ninja stars	0		
354	hardened fortified nunchaku	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Damage Reduction: 3
355	huge coward's eXtreme scarf	0		Monster Level: -20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 25"
356	weightlifter's snowboarder pants	0		Muscle: +15, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 25"
357	Mountain Stream soda	0		
358	tiny decent gr8ps	1	good	
359	adequate t8r tots	4	good	
360	savvy miner's helmet	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 20"
361	inspector's miner's pants	0		Item Drop: +15, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1.5xPotato, cap 20"
362	gravedigger's 7-Foot Dwarven mattock	0		Spooky Damage: +10
363	mirror linoleum ore	0		
364	ghostly jittery asbestos ore	0		
365	twirling chrome ore	0		
366	linoleum sword hilt	0		
367	mirror jittery linoleum stick	0		
368	purple blurry linoleum crossbow string	0		
369	asbestos sword hilt	0		
370	asbestos stick	0		
371	asbestos crossbow string	0		
372	shaking chrome sword hilt	0		
373	chrome stick	0		
374	chrome crossbow string	0		
375	skewed tumbling linoleum meat stack	0		
376	asbestos meat stack	0		
377	bouncing chrome meat stack	0		
378	wool supercharged linoleum sword	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Cold Resistance: +1
379	supercool slick linoleum staff	0		Moxie: +10, Moxie Percent: +20
380	fuchsia clever linoleum crossbow of the empath	0		Maximum MP: +20, Familiar Weight: +5
381	hardy Sinatra's asbestos sword	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum HP: +50
382	red squat experienced asbestos staff of the sweet-tooth	0		Experience: +2, Candy Drop: +100
383	mirror arcane researcher's asbestos crossbow of Calamity Jane	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Critical Hit Percent: +15
384	tumbling dance instructor's Herculean chrome sword	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
385	double-paned baleful chrome staff	0		Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +5
386	shaking skewed lightning-fast deadly chrome crossbow	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Initiative: +40
387	fuzzy dice	0		
388	yeti fur	0		
389	lard-coated meaty helmet turtle	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 17"
390	horrifying asbestos helmet turtle	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xFairy, cap 20"
391	censurious linoleum helmet turtle	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xFairy, cap 25"
392	narrow MacGyver's chrome helmet turtle	0		Maximum MP: +100, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xFairy, cap 30"
393	penguin skin	0		
394	green yak skin	0		
395	hippopotamus skin	0		
396	friendly penguin shorts	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xGhuol, cap 30"
397	sage yakskin pants	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato, cap 35"
398	spinning sage hippopotamus pants	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 32"
399	fortified eXtreme mittens	0		Damage Absorption: +60
400	handful of drink tickets	0		
401	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	0		
402	electrified swashbuckling pants	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 1.5xFairy, cap 20"
403	Usain Bolt's shoulder parrot	0		Initiative: +80
404	twirling blurry personal trainer's acoustic guitarrr	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
405	wobbly sunken chest	0		
406	pirate pelvis	0		
407	maroon pirate skull	0		
408	blurry cyan pirate skeleton	0		
409	vial of patchouli oil	0		
410	huge steel-toed sk8board	0		Damage Reduction: 9
411	upside-down Jolly Roger charrrm	0		
412	barrrnacle	0		
413	Tesla Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
414	ghostly crowbarrr of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60
415	Usain Bolt's leotarrrd	0		Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 22"
416	stylish safarrri hat	0		Moxie: +25, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, cap 22"
417	chilled extra-diffused henna tattoo	0		Effect: "Izchak's Blessing", Effect Duration: 39
418	modified irradiated Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	0		Effect: "Ichorous Intensity", Effect Duration: 14
419	denatured dry corrupted serum of sarcasm	0		Effect: "Rootin' Around", Effect Duration: 20
420	ionized tomato juice of powerful power	0		Effect: "Techno Bliss", Effect Duration: 21
421	ionized galvanized philter of phorce	0		Effect: "Glo-Face", Effect Duration: 11
422	diffused wet potion of potency	0		Effect: "Pumped Up", Effect Duration: 50
423	quantum vacuum-sealed spinning cordial of concentration	0		Effect: "Ready to Snap", Effect Duration: 28
424	quadruple-corrupted ointment of the occult	0		Effect: "Flexibili Tea", Effect Duration: 15
425	energized improved oil of expertise	0		Effect: "Neuroplastici Tea", Effect Duration: 26
426	modified wet polymerized potion of temporary gr8ness	0		Effect: "Weasels Underfoot", Effect Duration: 29
427	wobbly veiny box	0		Maximum HP: +10, Wiki Name: "box"
428	twirling nothing-in-the-box	0		
429	squat jittery beanbag chair	0		Bonus Resting MP: +30
430	pulsating acid-squirting flower	0		Single Equip, Thorns: 1
431	mirror rosy-cheeked clown shoes	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Clowniness: 25
432	steel-toed bloody clown pants	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Clowniness: 25, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 2xFairy, cap 12"
433	skinny balloon	0		
434	brainy balloon helmet	0		Mysticality: +5, Clowniness: 25, Familiar Effect: "3xFairy, cap 12"
435	wobbly jittery avaricious therapeutic balloon sword	0		Meat Drop: +30, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Clowniness: 50
436	bouncing balloon monkey	0		
437	lime green chef skull	0		
438	chef-in-the-box	0		
439	bartender skull	0		
440	bartender-in-the-box	0		
441	ghostly chef-skull-in-the-box	0		
442	yellow bartender-skull-in-the-box	0		
443	beer lens	0		
444	beer goggles	0		
445	fortified box-in-the-box	0		Damage Absorption: +60
446	nothing-in-the-box-in-the-box	0		
447	box-in-the-box-in-the-box of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20
448	ghostly nasty beefcake's foolscap fool's cap	0		Muscle: +25, Stench Damage: +5, Clowniness: 25, Familiar Effect: "3xVolley, cap 10"
449	Van der Graaf clown nose	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Clowniness: 25
450	pretentious paintbrush	0		
451	pretentious palette	0		
452	disease	0		
453	sober pill	0		
454	blurry screwdriver	0		
455	tasty snack-sized lime green jumbo olive	2	awesome	
456	bad weak dry martini	2	decent	
457	ye olde golde frontes of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip
458	lime green continuum transfunctioner	0		
459	pixel	0		
460	pixel	0		
461	jittery pixel	0		
462	pixel	0		
463	pixel	0		
464	pixel potion	0		
465	pixel potion	0		
466	pixel potion	0		
467	flavorless pixel pie	3	decent	
468	spinning ruby W	0		
469	maroon wussiness potion	0		
470	hand-crafted huge huge Imp Ale	3	EPIC	
471	normal jumbo special hot wing	5	good	Effect: "Nigh-Invincible", Effect Duration: 20
472	sharpshooter's diamond-studded cane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Class: "Disco Bandit"
473	stanky crutch	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25
474	cast	0		
475	shaking tumbling extremely unsafe mask of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xBarrr, cap 15"
476	hellion cube	0		
477	cyan bouncing veiny infernal insoles of incineration	0		Maximum HP: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50
478	evil arch	0		
479	blurry dodecagram	0		
480	box of birthday candles	0		
481	tumbling eldritch butterknife	0		
482	auspicious Mr. Container	0		Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2004-12"
483	family-friendly Newbiesport™ backpack	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2004-12"
484	Samson's hemp backpack	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Last Available: "2004-12"
485	snakehead charrrm	0		
486	Talisman o' Namsilat of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Single Equip
487	careful arrrgyle socks	0		Monster Level: -10
488	tumbling guitar pick	0		
489	drab sonata	0		
490	executive supercool mesh cap	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 41"
491	enormous belt buckle	0		
492	spinning chaps of wisdom of the brute	0		Mysticality: +15, Muscle Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xBarrr, cap 40"
493	ketchup hound	0		
494	wicked batblade	0		Spell Damage: +5
495	catgut	0		
496	cat appendix	0		
497	gnatwing	0		
498	moldy snack-sized papaya	2	crappy	
499	flame-wreathed experienced denim axe	0		Experience: +2, Hot Spell Damage: +10
500	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	0		
501	spoiled narrow Elfin shortbread	3	crappy	
502	pagoda plans	0		
503	tiny tasty teal skewered cat appendix	1	awesome	
504	narrow evil arches	0		
505	rosewater-soaked horrifying gnatwing earring	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +3
506	adequate Hell broth	4	good	
507	teal brawny thunderrr guitarrr	0		Muscle Percent: +20
508	sonata	0		
509	Hey Deze nuts	0		
510	Boris's key lime	0		
511	Jarlsberg's key lime	0		
512	mirror Sneaky Pete's key lime	0		
513	yummy Boris's key lime pie	3	awesome	
514	adequate Jarlsberg's key lime pie	3	good	
515	rotten skewed Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	3	crappy	
516	Hey Deze map	0		
517	squat boxer's bejeweled accordion strap	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief"
518	tumbling mystery juice	0		
519	moxie magnet	0		Moxie Controls MP
520	jittery leaflet	0		
521	frightening kickback cookbook	0		Spooky Damage: +5
522	one-winged stab bat	0		
523	rewinged stab bat	0		
524	triple-distilled tolerable papaya sling	10	good	
525	grue egg	0		
526	Frobozz Real-Estate Company Instant House (TM)	0		
527	volleyball	0		
528	wobbly blood-faced volleyball	0		
529	fertilized ghuol egg	0		
530	polarized alkaline maroon spray paint	0		Effect: "Greased-Up Familiar", Effect Duration: 67
531	squat chaotic special sauce glove	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Class: "Sauceror", Single Equip
532	fuchsia MacGyver's ladle of mystery	0		Maximum MP: +100, Class: "Sauceror"
533	Gnollish toolbox	0		
534	abridged dictionary	0		
535	upside-down bridge	0		
536	dictionary	0		
537	ghostly pr0n legs	0		
538	pulsating f3d0r4 of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 27"
539	lowercase N	0		
540	unsweetened blue Tasty Fun Good rice candy	0		Effect: "Human-Weird Thing Hybrid", Effect Duration: 26
541	lion tamer's ruddy draggin' ball hat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Experience (familiar): +2, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 25"
542	miser's 1337 7r0uZ0RZ of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, cap 27"
543	half-sized yummy Trollhouse cookies	2	awesome	
544	blinking wholesome Samson's talons	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum HP Percent: +10
545	spoiled half-sized Spam Witch sammich	2	crappy	
546	meat vortex	0		
547	334 scroll	0		
548	blinking 668 scroll	0		
549	mirror 30669 scroll	0		
550	33398 scroll	0		
551	blurry 64067 scroll	0		
552	blurry red 64735 scroll	0		
553	31337 scroll	0		
554	small stale pr0n cocktail	2	decent	
555	rosewater-soaked Oprah's drywall axe	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Stench Resistance: +3
556	blurry wool Pine-Fresh air freshener	0		Cold Resistance: +1
557	tolerable whiskey and cola	4	good	
558	delicious papaya taco	4	awesome	
559	razor-sharp can lid	0		
560	miniature spoiled stalk of asparagus	2	crappy	
561	pregnant mushroom	0		
562	ratgut	0		
563	pulsating jittery sonar-in-a-biscuit	0		
564	drinkable high-proof squat Mad Train wine	6	good	
565	hobo gloves of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Single Equip
566	inspector's bum cheek	0		Item Drop: +15, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xVolley, cap 5"
567	hermit script	0		
568	bite-sized toothsome Double Bacon Beelzeburger	1	awesome	
569	tasty small Lord of the Flies-sized fries	2	awesome	
570	half-sized rotten Chicken Sandwich	2	crappy	
571	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	1	good	
572	fancy rotten blue Children's Meal of the Damned	4	crappy	Effect: "Flaming Weapon", Effect Duration: 40
573	moldy snack-sized skewed noodles	2	crappy	
574	moldy noodles	4	crappy	
575	big flavorless yellow painful penne pasta	5	decent	
576	normal ravioli della hippy	3	good	
577	moldy pr0n m4nic0tti	3	crappy	
578	decent green Hell ramen	3	good	
579	moldy twirling boring spaghetti	3	crappy	
580	sauce of the ages	0		
581	schmancy cheese sauce	0		
582	pulsating Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	0		
583	spoiled fettucini Inconnu	3	crappy	
584	snack-sized adequate spaghetti with Skullheads	2	good	
585	bland blue gnocchetti di Nietzsche	3	decent	
586	Jack Frost's ridiculously huge sword of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Cold Spell Damage: +50
587	pickled pressed spinning super-spiky hair gel	0		Effect: "Optimist Primal", Effect Duration: 38
588	blinking soft echo eyedrop antidote	0		
589	delicious miniature cocoa eggshell fragment	2	awesome	
590	adequate cocoa eggshell fragment	3	good	
591	cocoa egg	0		
592	house	0		
593	phonics down	0		
594	sinister amulet of extreme plot significance	0		Spell Damage: +10
595	scroll of drastic healing	0		
596	pulsating titanium assault umbrella of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15
597	sage Mohawk wig	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 35"
598	wobbly the Slug Lord's map	0		
599	pants of the Slug Lord of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 3xPotato, cap 8"
600	rock-hard dance instructor's Dr. Hobo's scalpel	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Damage Reduction: 5
601	Dr. Hobo's map	0		
602	Degrassi Knoll shopping list	0		
603	twirling Item #13	0		
604	Penultimate Fantasy chest	0		
605	Tissue Paper Immateria	0		
606	huge Tin Foil Immateria	0		
607	fuchsia Gauze Immateria	0		
608	Plastic Wrap Immateria	0		
609	upside-down S.O.C.K.	0		
610	procrastination potion	0		
611	squat pulsating spinning D	0		
612	blue original G	0		
613	plot hole	0		
614	liquefied mirror probability potion	0		Effect: "Barking Mad", Effect Duration: 25
615	chaos butterfly	0		
616	furry fur	0		
617	denatured dry spinning Angry Farmer candy	0		Effect: "Grape Expectations", Effect Duration: 66
618	vacuum-sealed pickled fuchsia Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	0		Effect: "Insulated Trousers", Effect Duration: 24
619	cyan ghostly needle of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25
620	pickled energized double-tarnished shaking maroon thin candle	0		Effect: "Bear Clawed", Effect Duration: 38
621	red Warm Subject gift certificate	0		
622	awful poetry journal	0		
623	WA	0		
624	NG	0		
625	teal wang	0		
626	ghostly wobbly Wand of Nagamar	0		
627	upside-down ND	0		
628	twirling blurry metallic A	0		
629	beefcake's eye	0		Muscle: +25
630	yellow photoprotoneutron torpedo	0		
631	green upside-down arcane researcher's furry pants	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, MP regen, cap 37"
632	smooth disturbing fanfic	0		Moxie: +15
633	squat red occult sinister wolf mask	0		Spell Damage: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, HP regen, cap 37"
634	cool whip	0		
635	twirling paper umbrella of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20
636	meat globe	0		
637	toaster	0		
638	teal squat vibrating groovy asshat	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xVolley, cap 7"
639	decent diet spinning abominable snowcone	1	good	
640	Ent cider	1	good	
641	normal bouncing toast	3	good	
642	skeleton key	0		
643	skeleton key ring	0		
644	Crimbo pressie	0		Last Available: "2003-12"
645	wrapping paper	0		Last Available: "2003-12"
646	rotten small fruitcake	2	crappy	
647	present	0		Last Available: "2004-11"
648	wobbly energetic Crimbo sword	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2004-10"
649	blinking hardy Crimbo hat	0		Maximum HP: +50, Familiar Effect: "1.75xVolley, 1.75xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-10"
650	greasy Crimbo pants	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-10"
651	jittery exclusive ultra-rare item of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25
652	green quantum egg	0		
653	ghostly intragalactic rowboat	0		
654	star	0		
655	line	0		
656	gray star chart	0		
657	crafty star sword	0		Maximum MP: +10
658	huge rosewater-soaked star crossbow	0		Stench Resistance: +3
659	blue nippy star staff	0		Cold Damage: +10
660	smartaleck's star pants	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 41"
661	mirror clever star hat	0		Maximum MP: +20, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 0.5xPotato, cap 41"
662	scandalous star buckler	0		Sleaze Damage: +5
663	star throwing star	0		
664	maroon star starfish	0		
665	mirror Richard's star key	0		
666	twirling ribald gravedigger's toasty steaming evil	0		Hot Damage: +5, Spooky Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10
667	castle map	0		
668	narrow spiked femur of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100
669	spoiled jumbo ghuol guolash	5	crappy	
670	rosewater-soaked lihc face	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr, cap 22"
671	twirling Da Vinci's grave robbing shovel of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +5
672	adequate yellow cranberries	3	good	
673	hand-crafted irresponsibly strong vodka and cranberry	9	EPIC	
674	acceptable practically non-alcoholic whiskey	1	good	
675	cyan flame-retardant skull of the Bonerdagon	0		Hot Resistance: +1
676	dragonbone belt buckle	0		
677	maroon resourceful badass belt	0		Maximum MP: +50
678	chest of the Bonerdagon	0		
679	lousy roll in the hay	3	decent	
680	lousy maroon slap and tickle	3	decent	
681	drinkable red slip 'n' slide	3	good	
682	mediocre high-proof mirror a sump'm sump'm	9	decent	
683	drinkable horizontal tango	3	good	
684	hand-crafted pink pony	3	EPIC	
685	double-paned smelly cool Mr. Shirt	0		Moxie: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +5
686	blurry rosy-cheeked knuckles	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30
687	polymerized blood of the Wereseal	0		Effect: "Always be Collecting", Effect Duration: 16
688	Oprah's pixel hat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xVolley, cap 12"
689	narrow steel-toed pixel pants	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Familiar Effect: "atk, 4xPotato, cap 12"
690	Usain Bolt's pixel sword	0		Initiative: +80
691	digital key	0		
692	Ascension Souvenir T-Shirt	0		
693	harem girl t-shirt of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50
694	stiffened Knob Goblin elite shirt	0		Damage Reduction: 1
696	wobbly Sherlock's frilly shirt	0		Item Drop: +25
697	narrow frightening soggy wofl t-shirt	0		Spooky Damage: +5
698	blurry educational loathing eagle baby-doll shirt	0		Experience: +1
699	pirate shirt of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25
700	rosewater-soaked filthy hippy poncho	0		Stench Resistance: +3
701	Jim Carey's floral print shirt	0		Monster Level: +25
702	nippy coconut bikini top	0		Cold Damage: +10
703	skewed savvy goth kid t-shirt	0		Mysticality Percent: +20
704	hamethyst	0		
705	baconstone	0		
706	blurry skewed porquoise	0		
707	pork elf goodies sack	0		
708	skewed ring setting	0		
709	jewelry-making pliers	0		
711	blurry maroon electrified hamethyst earring of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
712	fortified dangerous stylish hamethyst necklace	0		Moxie: +25, Weapon Damage: +10, Damage Absorption: +60, Single Equip
713	narrow Sinatra's Fonzie's hamethyst bracelet	0		Experience (Moxie): 6, Single Equip
714	huge deadly Newton's educational hamethyst ring	0		Experience: +1, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Weapon Damage: +5, Single Equip
715	clever Oprah's baconstone earring	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Maximum MP: +20, Single Equip
716	asbestos-lined baconstone pendant of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Hot Resistance: +5
717	flame-retardant friendly baconstone bracelet	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip
718	skewed greedy baconstone ring of vim and vigor of the brazier	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip
719	twirling Annie Oakley's electrified porquoise eyebrow ring	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
720	gravedigger's dog trainer's porquoise necklace	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip
721	yellow mansplainer's crafty porquoise bracelet	0		Maximum MP: +10, Monster Level: +15
722	bouncing scandalous clever Fonzie's porquoise ring	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum MP: +20, Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip
723	decent snack-sized spinning ghostly Knoll mushroom	2	good	
724	spoiled big bouncing blinking mushroom	5	crappy	
725	blurry one million meat pancakes	0		
726	twirling wholesome huge mirror shard	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10
727	yellow hedge maze puzzle	0		
728	hedge maze key	0		
729	huge fishbowl	0		
730	shaking skewed fishtank	0		
731	blinking fish hose	0		
732	hosed tank	0		
733	hosed fishbowl	0		
734	blurry makeshift SCUBA gear of the pedagogue of Gandalf of the sweet-tooth	0		Experience: +3, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Candy Drop: +100, Adventure Underwater
735	blue blurry manspreader's easter egg balloon	0		Monster Level: +10
736	blue stone tablet (Sinister Strumming)	0		
737	stone tablet (Squeezings of Woe)	0		
738	stone tablet (Really Evil Rhythm)	0		
739	shaking tambourine bells	0		
740	tambourine of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25
741	ghostly broken skull	0		
742	jumbo normal twirling Knoll shroomkabob	5	good	
743	spoiled snack-sized mushroom	2	crappy	
744	chilled altered hair spray	0		Effect: "Tingly Elbows", Effect Duration: 11
746	blinking stat script	0		
747	Knob Goblin firecracker	0		
748	gourd potion	0		
749	spoiled cyan warm mushroom	3	crappy	
750	half-sized bland mushroom quesadilla	2	decent	
751	big spoiled cool mushroom	5	crappy	
752	small stale cool mushroom casserole	2	decent	
753	super-sized moldy pointy mushroom	5	crappy	
754	flavorless cream of pointy mushroom soup	3	decent	
755	stale thick squat mushroom	5	decent	
756	rotten narrow mushroom	4	crappy	
757	moldy small mushroom	2	crappy	
758	thick moldy tumbling ghost cucumber	5	crappy	
759	blinking dill	0		
760	spinning vinegar	0		
761	teal brine	0		
762	artisanal weak ghostly especially salty dog	2	EPIC	
763	ghostly pickling solution	0		
764	bland big shaking spectral pickle	5	decent	
765	briny vinegar	0		
766	ghost pickle on a stick	0		
767	improved cologne of contempt	0		Effect: "Quiet 'n' Good", Effect Duration: 47
768	padded spork	0		Damage Absorption: +20
769	MacGyver's voodoo doll	0		Maximum MP: +100
770	mansplainer's brainy basic meat fez	0		Mysticality: +5, Monster Level: +15, Familiar Effect: "3xLep, cap 11"
771	tassel	0		
772	spinning extremely unsafe foon	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100
773	frightening razor-sharp basic meat spork	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spooky Damage: +5
774	purple chaotic clever basic meat foon	0		Maximum MP: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +10
775	Yeti Protest Sign	0		
776	blue bouncing experienced kneecapping stick	0		Experience: +2
777	arcane researcher's iron pasta spoon	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
778	hardened support cummerbund	0		Damage Reduction: 3
779	narrow Mob Penguin cellular phone	0		
780	scroll of pasta summoning	0		
781	concentrated gray mafia aria	0		Effect: "Balls of Ectoplasm", Effect Duration: 44
782	Mr. Exploiter	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
783	red 'Villa' document	0		
784	drinkable twirling blinking Acqua Del Piatto Merlot	4	good	Last Available: "2004-10"
785	wobbly raffle ticket	0		
786	small toothsome strawberry	2	awesome	
787	high-proof bad bottle of rum	6	decent	
788	weak lousy skewed strawberry daiquiri	2	decent	
789	perfectly mixed rum and cola	3	EPIC	
790	mediocre grog	3	decent	
791	arcane researcher's wizardly Mafia bow tie	0		Mysticality: +25, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Last Available: "2004-10"
792	Annie Oakley's Golden Mr. Accessory	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Softcore Only
793	colloidal oil of stability	0		Effect: "Nothing Is Impossible", Effect Duration: 48
794	ionized oil of slipperiness	0		Effect: "Dances with Tweedles", Effect Duration: 39
795	perfectly mixed Acque Luride Grezze Cabernet	3	super EPIC	Last Available: "2004-10"
796	scorching manspreader's electrified cement shoes	0		Monster Level: +10, Hot Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2004-10"
797	mediocre practically non-alcoholic shaking rockin' wagon	1	decent	
798	boozy lousy ocean motion	5	decent	
799	hand-crafted fuzzbump	3	EPIC	
800	half-sized flavorless poutine	2	decent	
801	tiny flavorless Knob stir-fry	1	decent	
804	rotten special squat Knoll stir-fry	3	crappy	Effect: "The Dark Lord Rides in Force Tonight", Effect Duration: 25
805	flavorless maroon stir-fry	3	decent	
806	yummy massive asparagus stir-fry	6	awesome	
807	tasty gray olive stir-fry	4	awesome	
808	tiny rotten upside-down Knob sausage stir-fry	1	crappy	
809	yummy mirror ghostly bat wing stir-fry	3	awesome	
810	moldy skewed rat appendix stir-fry	3	crappy	
811	normal tiny olive tofu stir-fry	1	good	
812	delicious pr0n stir-fry	3	awesome	
813	adequate big Knob shells	5	good	
814	adequate bätzle	3	good	
815	adequate ratini	3	good	
816	massive delicious skewed upside-down Knob stroganoff	6	awesome	
817	decent big menudo ravioli	5	good	
818	plus sign	0		
819	squat milky potion	0		
820	mirror swirly potion	0		
821	skewed bubbly potion	0		
822	skewed bouncing smoky potion	0		
823	cloudy potion	0		
824	effervescent potion	0		
825	fizzy potion	0		
826	dark potion	0		
827	murky potion	0		
828	spinning baby killer bee	0		
829	narrow anti-anti-antidote	0		
830	gigantic yummy royal jelly	6	awesome	
831	mirror small box	0		
832	box	0		
833	veiny vorpal blade	0		Maximum HP: +10
834	shaking ghostly scandalous sharpshooter's cornuthaum	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, 1.25xFairy, cap 21"
835	jittery healthy ring of aggravate monster	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20
836	decent big mind flayer corpse	5	good	
837	triple-distilled tolerable Uovo Marcio Shiraz	7	good	Last Available: "2004-10"
838	gray Socratic Mafia stogie of incineration	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2004-10"
839	acceptable Maiali Sifilitici Pinot Noir	3	good	Last Available: "2004-10"
840	padded slick Mafia violin case	0		Moxie: +10, Damage Absorption: +20, Last Available: "2004-10"
841	tolerable shaking tomato daiquiri	3	good	
842	tolerable watered-down beertini	2	good	
843	perfectly mixed salty slug	3	EPIC	
844	watered-down hand-crafted papaya slung	2	EPIC	
845	MAHI fez of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 0.5xPotato, 0.5xLep, 0.5xFairy"
847	heteroerotic frat-paddle	0		
848	mirror hypodermic needle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
849	mirror Meat detector	0		Familiar Weight: +5
850	many-eyed glasses	0		Familiar Weight: +5
851	pulsating prosthetic forehead	0		Familiar Weight: +5
852	shaker of salt	0		Familiar Weight: +5
853	blundarrrbus	0		Familiar Weight: +5
854	sucky decal	0		Familiar Weight: +5
855	ghostly balloon knife	0		Familiar Weight: +5
856	bouncing shock collar	0		
857	moonglasses	0		
858	tumbling palm-frond toupee	0		Familiar Weight: +5
859	mirror knife and fork	0		Familiar Weight: +5
860	eye-pod	0		Familiar Weight: +5
861	chocolate spurs	0		Familiar Weight: +5
862	blinking magnifying glass	0		Familiar Weight: +5
863	bouncing skewer-mounted razor blade	0		Familiar Weight: +5
864	stinger	0		Familiar Weight: +5
865	bouncing mirror lead necklace	0		Familiar Weight: +3
866	shaving cream	0		
867	modified pine tar	0		Effect: "Dirty Pear", Effect Duration: 54
869	fuchsia forest tears	0		
870	blue fetus-smashing club of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50
871	meatcar model	0		Familiar Weight: +5
872	Time Juice	0		Last Available: "2004-01"
873	rolling pin	0		
874	wobbly unrolling pin	0		
875	wobbly censurious Temple Grandin's ruddy crazy bastard sword	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Familiar Weight: +7, Sleaze Resistance: +3
876	shaking executive reassuring fortified incredibly dense meat gem	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Spooky Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +40
877	Talisman of Baio of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
878	cyan pulsating smartaleck's hypnodisk	0		Moxie Percent: +30
879	denatured enhanced pressed bottle of goofballs	0		Effect: "Alchemical, Brother", Effect Duration: 59
880	blinking twirling gravedigger's disbelief suspenders	0		Spooky Damage: +10
881	blurry frightening supportive bra	0		Spooky Damage: +5
882	squat Blatantly Canadian	0		
883	maple syrup	1	crappy	
884	shaking blinking asbestos-lined los chinos	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, HP regen, cap 13"
885	upside-down narrow healthy axe	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20
886	leaflet	0		
887	leaf	0		
888	maple leaf	0		
889	Da Vinci's balaclava	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1.5xLep, cap 12"
890	delicious balaclava baklava	3	awesome	
891	skewed shellacked Warehouse 23 bling	0		Damage Reduction: 7
892	Jack Frost's curative wicked bugbear-smiting sword	0		Spell Damage: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +50, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
893	mediocre practically non-alcoholic squat lumbering jack	1	decent	
894	twirling Dark Jill-O-Lantern	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
895	gray narrow smelly Ms. Accessory	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Softcore Only
896	rosewater-soaked Mr. Accessory Jr. of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Stench Resistance: +3, Softcore Only
897	coffee sprite	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-10"
898	Cheshire Bitten	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-10"
899	twirling custom avatar form	0		Free Pull
900	smile-sharpening stone	0		Familiar Weight: +5
901	espresso maker	0		Familiar Weight: +5
902	100-Watt bulb	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
903	watered-down perfectly mixed Spasmi Dolorosi Del Rene Champagne	2	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2004-10"
904	narrow prompt reassuring school Mafia knickerbockers of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Spooky Resistance: +1, Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "5xGhoul, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-10"
905	diffused Yummy Tummy bean	0		Effect: "Super Speed", Effect Duration: 25
906	polarized Rock Pops	0		Effect: "One Very Clear Eye", Effect Duration: 37
907	polarized squat bouncing Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "New and Improved", Effect Duration: 44
908	double-pressed ionized Cold Hots candy	0		Effect: "Gyromitra Gymnastics", Effect Duration: 42
909	alkaline triple-activated upside-down Wint-O-Fresh mint	0		Effect: "Mint-Condition Breath", Effect Duration: 26
910	big enchanted flavorless maroon dwarf bread	5	decent	Effect: "Boon of the Storm Tortoise", Effect Duration: 30
911	boiled jittery Senior Mints	0		Effect: "Crusty Head", Effect Duration: 69
912	ionized bouncing green pixellated candy heart	0		Effect: "Chain Chain Chains", Effect Duration: 44
913	ionized extra-polymerized yellow kobold	0		Effect: "Outer Wolf™", Effect Duration: 35
914	hand turkey outline	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2004-11"
915	yam pinky ring	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
916	blinking intergalactic pom poms of the detective of the glutton	0		Item Drop: +20, Food Drop: +100
917	upside-down Mob Penguin protection contract	0		
918	greasy Radio Free Baseball Cap	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2006-07"
919	blurry twirling Radio Free Pants of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xGhoul, 1xLep, cap 37", Last Available: "2006-07"
920	maroon tumbling mirror Radio Free Foil of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2006-07"
921	gigantic flavorless shaking yellow radio button candy	8	decent	
922	upside-down severed rocking horse head of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15
923	squat broken cellular phone	0		Last Available: "2004-01"
924	crimbo elfling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
925	mirror twirling dental pliers	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
926	energized vacuum-sealed Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	0		Effect: "Barking Mad", Effect Duration: 51
927	lousy Ferita Del Petto Zinfandel	3	decent	Last Available: "2006-12"
928	jittery jittery fuzzy bracelets of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50
929	arse-shooting crossbow of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50
931	strong special mediocre spiced rum	5	decent	Effect: "Electrolit Up", Effect Duration: 30
932	perfectly mixed jittery eggnog	3	EPIC	
933	adequate jumbo candy cane	5	good	
934	toothsome gingerbread bugbear	3	awesome	
935	stiffened imitation nice watch	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2004-12", Nonstackable Watch
936	bouncing Hanukkimbo dreidl	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
937	menorette	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2004-12"
938	gravedigger's plastic sword	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2004-12"
939	pulsating small Crimbo Pressie	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
940	bow	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
941	mirror Crimbo stocking	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
942	inspector's bowler	0		Item Drop: +15, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 1.5xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-12"
943	crafty bow staff of the overflowing toilet	0		Maximum MP: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2004-12"
944	therapeutic bowlegged pants	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-12"
945	squat skewered jumbo olive	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
946	skewered lime	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
947	fuchsia skewered cherry	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
948	boozy tolerable martini	5	good	Last Available: "2004-12"
949	weak artisanal grogtini	2	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2004-12"
950	hand-crafted pulsating cherry bomb	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2004-12"
951	purple extra special Crimbo stocking	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
952	deadly brainy hockey mask	0		Mysticality: +5, Weapon Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1.5xGhuol, cap 25"
953	upside-down penguin-smacking club	0		Familiar Damage: +15
954	squat teal orphan baby yeti	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
955	Rosewater's fez of etymology	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 30"
956	bland carob chunk noodles	3	decent	
957	massive adequate chorizo brownies	6	good	
958	flavorless bite-sized special spinning chocolate and tomato pizza	1	decent	Effect: "The Halls of Muscularity", Effect Duration: 45
959	blue narrow flange	0		
960	ghostly clockwork key	0		
961	silk garter snake	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
962	velvet choker	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
963	asbestos-lined Samson's plastic seal clubber	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Hot Resistance: +5
964	plastic turtle tamer of horror of the sweet-tooth	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Candy Drop: +100
965	rosy-cheeked plastic pastamancer of Flo-Jo	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Initiative: +100
966	censurious baleful plastic sauceror	0		Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +3
967	twirling Van der Graaf savvy plastic disco bandit	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
968	friendly rock-hard plastic accordion thief	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Familiar Weight: +3
969	blinking chilly plastic mosquito	0		Cold Damage: +5
970	supercharged plastic leprechaun	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30
971	plastic levitating potato of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20
972	maroon plastic angry goat of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20
973	lime green shellacked plastic sabre-toothed lime	0		Damage Reduction: 7
974	beefcake's plastic fuzzy dice	0		Muscle: +25
975	rosy-cheeked plastic pirate skeleton	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30
976	Annie Oakley's plastic barrrnacle	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20
977	huge mirror prompt plastic howling balloon monkey	0		Adventures: +3
978	squat double-paned plastic stab bat	0		Cold Resistance: +5
979	upside-down plastic grue of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50
980	plastic blood-faced volleyball of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25
981	skewed ruddy plastic ghuol whelp	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40
982	shaking spinning plastic baby gravy fairy of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5
983	yellow beefcake's plastic cocoabo	0		Muscle: +25
984	brainy plastic star starfish	0		Mysticality: +5
985	lard-coated plastic ghost pickle on a stick	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
986	spinning careful plastic killer bee	0		Monster Level: -10
987	plastic Cheshire bat of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5
988	smelly plastic coffee pixie	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10
989	purple shaking chilly plastic bitchin' meatcar	0		Cold Damage: +5, Single Equip
990	shaking olive Jim Carey's plastic hermit	0		Monster Level: +25
991	frosty supercharged beefy plastic Boris	0		Muscle: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Cold Spell Damage: +10
992	shellacked dance instructor's plastic Jarlsberg of the early riser	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Damage Reduction: 7, Adventures: +7
993	smelly friendly Fonzie's plastic Sneaky Pete	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Familiar Weight: +3, Stench Spell Damage: +10
994	plastic Susie of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50
995	toothsome Lucky Surprise Egg	3	awesome	
998	maiden wig	0		Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, cap 8"
999	huge maid head	0		
1000	Meat maid	0		
1002	spinning Xlyinia's notebook of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100
1003	mirror soda water	0		
1004	hand-crafted bottle of tequila	3	EPIC	
1005	tolerable enchanted practically non-alcoholic shaking boxed wine	1	good	Effect: "Chalky White Pallor", Effect Duration: 30
1006	stale cherry	3	decent	
1007	chilly coconut shell	0		Cold Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 7"
1008	medical-grade ice cubes	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
1009	smooth weak vodka martini	2	awesome	
1010	bad whiskey and soda	4	decent	
1011	tolerable watered-down monkey wrench	2	good	
1012	smooth weak tequila sunrise	2	awesome	
1013	hand-crafted watered-down margarita	2	EPIC	
1014	bad strawberry wine	4	decent	
1015	delicious wobbly wine spritzer	3	awesome	
1016	perfectly mixed distilled perpendicular hula	5	EPIC	
1017	delicious practically non-alcoholic upside-down ducha de oro	1	awesome	
1018	perfectly mixed weak calle de miel	2	EPIC	
1019	triple-distilled lousy dry vodka martini	10	decent	
1020	special artisanal old-fashioned	4	EPIC	Effect: "Shoesauce", Effect Duration: 20
1021	aged tequila with training wheels	4	awesome	
1022	mediocre sangria	3	decent	
1023	tolerable practically non-alcoholic vesper	1	good	Last Available: "2004-12"
1024	perfectly mixed bodyslam	3	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2004-12"
1025	bad sangria del diablo	4	decent	Last Available: "2004-12"
1026	Valentine	0		Free Pull
1027	ghostly cyan whip kit	0		
1028	buckler buckle	0		
1029	censurious hippo whip	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3
1030	wizardly penguin whip	0		Mysticality: +25
1031	narrow sharpshooter's yak whip	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10
1032	gnauga hide whip of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3
1033	gnauga hide	0		
1034	hippo skin buckler of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25
1035	penguin skin buckler of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20
1036	foul-smelling yakskin buckler	0		Stench Damage: +10
1037	gnauga hide buckler of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100
1038	galvanized diffused mirror Connery's Elixir of Audacity	0		Effect: "Ghostly Shell", Effect Duration: 31
1040	Tam O'Shanter	0		Meat Drop: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-03"
1041	bad beer	3	decent	
1042	huge steel-toed string of beads	0		Damage Reduction: 9
1043	maroon extremely unsafe string of beads	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100
1044	mansplainer's string of beads	0		Monster Level: +15
1045	MacGyver's plastic bottle opener	0		Maximum MP: +100
1046	ghostly traffic cone of the overflowing toilet of the cheetah	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "cap 15", Last Available: "2005-03"
1047	tolerable N. O. Beer	3	good	
1048	twisted blue pulsating oyster egg	1		Effect: "Power Ballad of the Arrowsmith", Effect Duration: 20
1049	denatured oyster egg	1		
1050	boiled skewed oyster egg	1		
1051	plastic oyster egg	0		
1052	boiled oyster egg	1		
1053	twisted tumbling ghostly oyster egg	1		Effect: "Bored Stiff", Effect Duration: 40
1054	denatured oyster egg	1		
1055	huge plastic oyster egg	0		
1056	compressed shaking blinking puce oyster egg	1		
1057	altered twirling puce oyster egg	1		
1058	pickled bouncing puce oyster egg	1		
1059	puce plastic oyster egg	0		
1060	twisted ghostly mauve oyster egg	1		
1061	mixed mauve oyster egg	1		
1062	mixed mirror green squat mauve oyster egg	1		
1063	mauve plastic oyster egg	0		
1064	mixed pulsating oyster egg	1		
1065	diluted shaking huge oyster egg	1		
1066	boiled oyster egg	1		
1067	plastic oyster egg	0		
1068	twisted oyster egg	1		Effect: "Sensation", Effect Duration: 50
1069	denatured oyster egg	1		
1070	modified upside-down oyster egg	1		
1071	lime green plastic oyster egg	0		
1072	twisted off-white oyster egg	1		Effect: "Chauve-Souris Merde Fou", Effect Duration: 45
1073	diluted off-white oyster egg	1		
1074	distilled cyan off-white oyster egg	1		
1075	off-white plastic oyster egg	0		
1076	vaporized oyster egg	1		
1077	dried cyan oyster egg	1		Effect: "Radiated and Grodiated", Effect Duration: 15
1078	distilled gray squat oyster egg	1		
1079	plastic oyster egg	0		
1080	oyster basket	0		
1081	emo roe	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-04"
1082	gazing shoes	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
1083	personal raindrop	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-04"
1084	rainbow tie	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
1085	clockwork widget	0		
1086	gray clockwork thingamajig	0		
1087	clockwork doohickey	0		
1088	clockwork clockwise dome	0		
1089	mirror clockwork spine	0		
1090	tumbling ghostly clockwork rings	0		
1091	clockwork claws	0		
1092	clockwork sheet	0		
1093	narrow clockwork counterclockwise dome	0		
1094	ghostly clockwork sphere	0		
1095	deactivated MicroMechaMech	0		
1096	wobbly clockwork endoskeleton	0		
1097	foul-smelling clockwork hat	0		Stench Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 20"
1098	pulsating educational clockwork trench coat	0		Experience: +1
1099	blinking clockwork pants of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 1.5xGhuol, cap 20"
1100	green friendly gnauga hide chaps	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 4xBarrr, cap 20"
1101	squat false eyelashes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1102	targeting chip	0		
1103	upside-down spinning unwound clockwork grapefruit	0		
1104	Mountie hat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1105	clockwork bartender head	0		
1106	narrow skewed clockwork chef head	0		
1107	clockwork maid head	0		
1108	clockwork detective skull	0		
1109	lime green wobbly clockwork bartender-head-in-the-box	0		
1110	tumbling clockwork chef-head-in-the-box	0		
1111	clockwork bartender-in-the-box	0		
1112	ghostly clockwork chef-in-the-box	0		
1113	squat clockwork maid	0		
1114	mirror tisket	0		
1115	blue tasket	0		
1116	shaking annoying pitchfork	0		Monster Level: +5
1117	ghostly upside-down dog trainer's ruddy Stupid University Diploma of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Experience (familiar): +1
1118	pregnant mushroom	0		
1119	pregnant mushroom	0		
1120	pregnant mushroom	0		
1121	inexplicably rock	0		
1122	shaking fairy gravy	0		
1123	sinister halfberd	0		Spell Damage: +10
1124	skewed small glove	0		
1125	lion tamer's glove of Gandalf of the early riser	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Experience (familiar): +2, Adventures: +7
1126	toothpick of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip
1127	energetic ninja sword	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20
1128	blurry tumbling teeny-tiny ninja stars	0		
1129	sharpshooter's sequined fez	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1.75xLep, cap 20"
1130	blank card	0		
1131	beet	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1132	Totally Gay Claymore	0		
1133	star shirt of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
1134	tumbling cosmetics bag	0		
1135	non-polymerized shaking eyeliner	0		Effect: "Night Vision", Effect Duration: 57
1136	double-flattened aerosolized lipstick	0		Effect: "Educated (Kinda)", Effect Duration: 12
1137	cyan wobbly ribald savvy bicycle chain	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +10
1138	shaking mushroom fermenting solution	0		
1139	artisanal watered-down red mushroom wine	2	EPIC	
1140	bad strong jittery icy mushroom wine	5	decent	
1141	watered-down drinkable special mushroom wine	2	good	Effect: "Human-Undead Hybrid", Effect Duration: 20
1142	lousy enchanted pointy mushroom wine	4	decent	Effect: "Antibiotic Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 15
1143	hand-crafted weak tumbling green flat mushroom wine	2	EPIC	
1144	perfectly mixed cool mushroom wine	3	EPIC	
1145	delicious watered-down wobbly knob mushroom wine	2	awesome	
1146	high-proof perfectly mixed knoll mushroom wine	6	EPIC	
1147	weak artisanal tumbling mushroom wine	2	EPIC	
1148	acceptable skewed shot of flower schnapps	3	good	
1149	rotten miniature cyan flower petal pie	2	crappy	
1150	watered-down hand-crafted bottle of single-barrel whiskey	2	super ultra mega EPIC	
1151	inspector's discarded plastic fork of the businessman	0		Item Drop: +15, Meat Drop: +50
1152	wobbly olive gravy-covered maypole	0		Item Drop: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-05"
1153	big normal Retenez L'Herbe Paté	5	good	
1154	altered Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	1	awesome	
1155	letter from King Ralph XI	0		
1157	prompt wholeberd	0		Adventures: +3
1158	chilled altered cold-filtered tumbling Meleegra™ pills	0		Effect: "Stop and Smell the Fudge", Effect Duration: 44
1159	mariachi G-string	0		
1160	boxer's irate sombrero	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 3xLep, cap 11"
1161	pile of candy	0		
1162	colloidal improved handsomeness potion	0		Effect: "You Can Really Taste the Dormouse", Effect Duration: 47
1163	quadruple-vacuum-sealed dry marzipan skull	0		Effect: "20-20 Second Sight", Effect Duration: 54
1164	spinning poultrygeist	0		
1165	hovering sombrero	0		
1166	maracas	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1167	plain brown wrapper	0		
1168	spinning less-than-three-shaped box	0		
1169	exactly-three-shaped box	0		
1170	blurry chocolate box	0		
1171	ghostly ghostly fuchsia blinking coffin	0		
1172	asbestos box	0		
1173	linoleum box	0		
1174	chrome box	0		
1175	teal spinning squat cryptic puzzle box	0		
1176	refrigerated biohazard container	0		
1177	magnetic field	0		
1178	potted cactus	0		
1179	blurry daisy	0		
1180	potted fern	0		
1181	tulip	0		
1182	mirror teal Venus flytrap	0		
1183	all-purpose flower	0		
1184	yellow exotic orchid	0		
1185	purple long-stemmed rose	0		
1186	gilded lily	0		
1187	deadly nightshade	0		
1188	lotus	0		
1189	skewed can of asparagus	0		
1190	blinking dodecapede	0		
1191	ghuol whelp	0		
1192	huge zmobie	0		
1193	Raggedy Hippy doll	0		
1194	stab bat	0		
1195	apathetic lizardman doll	0		
1196	yeti	0		
1197	Mob Penguin	0		
1198	sabre-toothed lime	0		
1199	bugbear	0		
1200	bland mugcake	3	decent	
1201	moldy urinal cake	4	crappy	
1202	flavorless Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	4	decent	
1203	bland personalized birthday cake	4	decent	
1204	yummy three-tiered wedding cake	3	awesome	
1205	bite-sized decent babycakes	1	good	
1206	diet stale velvet cake	1	decent	
1207	special decent low-calorie congratulatory cake	1	good	Effect: "Slightly Mutated", Effect Duration: 25
1208	half-sized special moldy spinning angel-food cake	2	crappy	Effect: "Human-Insect Hybrid", Effect Duration: 45
1209	adequate small devil's-food cake	2	good	
1210	toothsome tumbling bouncing birthday party jellybean cheesecake	3	awesome	
1211	green balloon	0		
1212	balloon	0		
1213	heart-shaped balloon	0		
1214	blinking anniversary balloon	0		
1215	bouncing Mylar balloon	0		
1216	Kevlar balloon	0		
1217	thought balloon	0		
1218	ghostly rat head balloon	0		Familiar Weight: -3
1219	mini-zeppelin	0		
1220	shaking Mr. Balloon of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20
1221	blue balloon	0		
1222	blinking boxer's Mr. Eh?	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Softcore Only
1224	zippy nasty Rosewater's steel shillelagh	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +5, Initiative: +20
1225	maroon rosewater-soaked asbestos-lined beefy steel skullcap	0		Muscle: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1xFairy, cap 22"
1226	inspector's crafty steel solitaire of courage	0		Maximum MP: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip
1227	pulsating MacGyver's Socratic steel scarf of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum MP: +100, Single Equip
1228	blurry aromatic Da Vinci's slick steel slacks	0		Moxie: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "prismatic atk, 4xBarrr, cap 22"
1229	reassuring asbestos-lined steel suspenders of the cheetah	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Spooky Resistance: +1, Initiative: +60, Single Equip
1230	lime green hale extremely unsafe brawny pikestaff	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP: +20
1231	spinning ghostly fireproof Tesla brainy pith helmet	0		Mysticality: +5, Hot Resistance: +3, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 45"
1232	prompt occult pocketwatch of mayonnaise	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Adventures: +3, Single Equip
1233	fireproof hardened pinky ring of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Damage Reduction: 3, Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip
1234	purple horrifying healthy pants of the cheetah	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +25, Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 45"
1235	pendant of the wise owl of the brute	0		Mysticality: +20, Muscle Percent: +30, Four Songs, Single Equip
1236	deadly hockey stick of furious angry rage of the detective	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Item Drop: +20
1237	tapped lotus	0		
1238	olive twirling glowsticks	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1239	twirling iced-out bling	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1240	ghostly limburger biker boots	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1241	upside-down carton of clove cigarettes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1242	deflated inflatable dodecapede	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
1243	wobbly toy six-seater hovercraft	0		Familiar Weight: -5, Last Available: "2011-12"
1244	Glass Balls of the Goblin King of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15
1245	twirling skewed grievous Codpiece of the Goblin King	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip
1246	pulsating frosty arcane researcher's rib of the Bonerdagon of extreme caution	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Monster Level: -25, Cold Spell Damage: +10
1247	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	0		
1248	nasty coward's stylish Bonerdagon necklace	0		Moxie: +25, Monster Level: -20, Stench Damage: +5
1249	teal ghostly scorching Boss Bat britches	0		Hot Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xGhuol, cap 16"
1250	grievous Boss Bat bling of the sewer	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Stench Damage: +25
1251	snack-sized flavorless shaking Knob shroomkabob	2	decent	
1252	flavorless blurry jittery shroomkabob	3	decent	
1253	wobbly red pile of jumping beans	0		
1254	bland big jumping bean burrito	5	decent	
1255	moldy pulsating narrow jumping bean burrito	3	crappy	
1256	toothsome upside-down insanely jumping bean burrito	3	awesome	
1257	stale green rat scrapple	3	decent	
1258	mirror pail of pretentious paint	0		
1259	traffic cone of chilblains of horror	0		Cold Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 15", Last Available: "2005-06"
1260	wax lips	0		Experience: +3, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-07"
1261	mixed upside-down Hatorade	1		
1262	off-hand balloon of the ox of mayonnaise of the boozehound	0		Muscle: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Booze Drop: +100
1263	pygmy bugbear shaman	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
1264	nose-bone fetish	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1265	blue box of sunshine	0		Free Pull
1266	delicious ghostly gloomy mushroom	4	awesome	
1267	dead mimic	0		
1268	twirling pine wand	0		
1269	ebony wand	0		
1270	hexagonal wand	0		
1271	aluminum wand	0		
1272	marble wand	0		
1273	skewed sage magic lamp	0		Mysticality Percent: +10
1274	dried ghostly Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	1		
1275	gray basic meat skirt of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 3xFairy, cap 10"
1276	watered-down lousy skewed wobbly Otorian Battle Scar	2	decent	
1277	studded basic meat kilt	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 10"
1278	red quilted meat skirt	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 11"
1279	cyan meat kilt of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 11"
1280	skewed electrified penguinskin mini-skirt	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xFairy, cap 30"
1281	inspector's penguinskin mini-kilt	0		Item Drop: +15, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xFairy, cap 30"
1282	yakskin skirt of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 35"
1283	yakskin kilt	0		Item Drop: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 35"
1284	upside-down teal inspector's hippopotamus skirt	0		Item Drop: +15, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 32"
1285	skewed occult hippopotamus kilt	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 32"
1286	grievous furry skirt	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 37"
1287	Samson's furry kilt	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 37"
1288	teal Samson's gnauga hide skirt	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Familiar Effect: "2.5xFairy, cap 20"
1289	Herculean gnauga hide kilt	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Familiar Effect: "2.5xFairy, cap 20"
1290	wet liquefied wind-up clock	0		Effect: "Cautious Prowl", Effect Duration: 59
1291	rock-hard Jekyllin hide belt	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-09"
1292	skirt / kilt kit	0		
1293	spinning reassuring ring of adornment	0		Spooky Resistance: +1
1294	shaking rosewater-soaked Da Vinci's ring of increase damage	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Stench Resistance: +3
1295	shellacked ring of gain strength	0		Damage Reduction: 7
1296	ring of resistance of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100
1297	veiny ring of fire resistance	0		Maximum HP: +10
1298	ring of conflict of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip
1299	frightening pirate hook	0		Spooky Damage: +5
1300	slick monster bait	0		Moxie: +10, Single Equip
1301	ionized triple-tarnished deodorant	0		Effect: "Phoenix, Right?", Effect Duration: 20
1302	irradiated reodorant	0		Effect: "Memories of Puppy Love", Effect Duration: 46
1303	Mjolnir Jr.	0		
1304	doppelshifter egg	0		Free Pull
1305	pulsating makeup kit	0		Familiar Weight: +15
1306	up-at-dawn traffic cone of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 2xLep, cap 15", Last Available: "2005-10"
1307	purple calm attention-deficit demon	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-10"
1308	unwound cymbal-playing monkey	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-10"
1309	blurry attention spanner	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1310	blurry funky fez	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1311	olive comfy blanket	0		Last Available: "2005-10"
1312	shaking Baron von Ratsworth's monocle of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
1313	huge asbestos-lined Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip
1314	Herculean Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 3xGhuol, cap 18"
1315	zippy rose-colored glasses	0		Initiative: +20
1316	facsimile dictionary	0		
1317	blurry blood flower	0		
1318	lovecat tail	0		
1319	plastic passion fruit	0		
1320	super-sized rotten pulsating questionable taco	5	crappy	
1321	Doc's Miracle Cure	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1322	purple petrified time	0		Last Available: "2005-10"
1323	healthy time helmet	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2005-10"
1324	mirror upside-down jittery nasty time trousers	0		Stench Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2005-10"
1325	rock-hard time sword	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Last Available: "2005-10"
1326	sharpshooter's Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "3xFairy, cap 7"
1327	twirling steel-toed Cloaca-Cola shield	0		Damage Reduction: 9
1328	purple wobbly Cloaca-Cola fatigues of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Familiar Effect: "4xPotato, 1.5x Ghoul, cap 7"
1329	supercharged Dyspepsi-Cola shield	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30
1330	yellow skewed Samson's Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Familiar Effect: "3.5xPotato, 3xVolley, cap 7"
1331	skewed experienced Cloaca-Cola helmet	0		Experience: +2, Familiar Effect: "3xFairy, cap 7"
1332	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	0		
1333	gray Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	0		
1334	Cloaca-Cola	0		
1335	Dyspepsi grenade	0		
1336	Cloaca grenade	0		
1338	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	0		
1339	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	0		
1340	shaking Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	0		
1341	flame-wreathed Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
1342	picture of a dead guy's girlfriend	0		
1343	zombie pineal gland	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1344	aerosolized vacuum-sealed skewed yellow Gummi-Gnauga	0		Effect: "Twen Tea", Effect Duration: 60
1345	triple-dry pressed Now and Earlier	0		Effect: "Stands Alone", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2020-09"
1346	double-denatured dry blurry Sugar Cog	0		Effect: "Hella Tough", Effect Duration: 39
1347	blue loaded serum blowgun	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1348	jittery empty blowgun	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1349	miniscule temporal rip	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-11"
1350	wobbly 1.21 jigawatts	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2005-11"
1351	upside-down greedy pinky ring	0		Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip
1352	irresponsibly strong smooth redrum	8	awesome	
1353	mirror ninja pirate zombie robot	0		
1354	pile of pebbles	0		
1355	enchanted snack-sized normal bowl of oriole's nest soup	2	good	Effect: "The Power of Negative Thinking", Effect Duration: 25
1356	bunny liver	0		
1357	weak lousy Mt. Noob Pale Ale	2	decent	
1358	pirate zombie head	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1359	blurry ninja pirate zombie robot head	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1360	blue pirate zombie robot head	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1361	jittery electrified disembodied smile	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
1362	sausage	0		
1363	clockwork pirate skull	0		
1364	rhesus monkey	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1365	small rotten tofurkey leg	2	crappy	
1366	gigantic moldy tofurkey gravy	9	crappy	
1367	gigantic tasty herbal stuffing	6	awesome	
1368	rotten can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	3	crappy	
1369	moldy snack-sized yams	2	crappy	
1370	huge beefcake's rhinestone cowboy shirt	0		Muscle: +25
1371	bouncing nippy gingham blouse	0		Cold Damage: +10
1372	wobbly dance instructor's souvenir ski t-shirt	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
1373	sweet nutcracker	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-12"
1374	mandible	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2005-12"
1375	deadly plastic Crimbo wreath	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2005-12"
1376	inspector's plastic Uncle Crimbo	0		Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2005-12"
1377	greedy plastic Crimbo elf	0		Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2005-12"
1378	Jim Carey's plastic sweet nutcracker	0		Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2005-12"
1379	dance instructor's plastic Crimbo reindeer	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2005-12"
1381	spinning aspirin	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1382	electrified anodized chocolate	0		Effect: "Favored by Lyle", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2015-11"
1383	length of string	0		
1384	googly eye	0		
1385	ghostly stuffing	0		
1386	felt	0		
1387	green block	0		
1388	toy wheel	0		
1389	blurry yo-yo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
1390	top	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
1391	yellow ball	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
1392	green kite	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1393	pet rock	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1394	pulsating doppelshifter	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1395	teddy bear	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1396	executive rock-hard duck-on-a-string	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2005-12"
1397	toy soldier	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1398	doll house	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1399	toy train of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2005-12"
1400	reassuring marionette	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2005-12"
1401	skewed toasty sock monkey	0		Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2005-12"
1402	huge squat gray razor-sharp rag doll	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2005-12"
1403	boxer's can of fake snow	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Last Available: "2005-12"
1404	beefy colored-light "necklace"	0		Muscle: +10, Last Available: "2005-12"
1405	tree skirt of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2005-12"
1406	toothsome small wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	2	awesome	Effect: "Wreathed in Merriment", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
1407	huge spoiled cyan bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	8	crappy	Effect: "Fury of the Bells", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
1408	normal tree-shaped Crimbo cookie	3	good	Effect: "Yuletide Sappiness", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
1409	mirror pulsating purple brawny Unionize The Elves sign	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Last Available: "2005-12"
1410	sleeping snowy owl	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1411	Tome of Snowcone Summoning	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-01", Skill: "Summon Snowcones"
1412	dry polymerized mirror snowcone	0		Effect: "Dreadful Smell", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2006-01"
1413	tarnished cyan snowcone	0		Effect: "Barbecue Saucy", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2006-01"
1414	dry unsweetened maroon snowcone	0		Effect: "Human-Constellation Hybrid", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2006-01"
1415	ionized liquefied snowcone	0		Effect: "Natural 20", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2006-01"
1416	triple-anodized nitrogenated quadruple-tarnished blue ghostly snowcone	0		Effect: "Comic Violence", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2006-01"
1417	unsweetened lime green snowcone	0		Effect: "Muscularrr", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2006-01"
1418	blinking blinking Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2006-01"
1419	teddy bear sewing kit	0		Last Available: "2006-01"
1420	skewed jittery quilted traffic cone of Calamity Jane	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Familiar Effect: "2xLep, 2xFairy, cap 15", Last Available: "2006-01"
1421	skewed twirling Scandalously Skimpy Bikini	0		Four Songs, Single Equip
1422	narrow Sombrero De Vida	0		Four Songs, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, 1xLep, cap 12"
1423	iceberglet	0		Last Available: "2006-02"
1424	blinking lion tamer's electrified ice sickle	0		Experience (familiar): +2, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-02"
1425	ice baby of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-02"
1426	brawny ice pick	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2006-02"
1427	auspicious asbestos-lined ice skates	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-02"
1428	half-sized adequate grue egg omelette	2	good	
1429	gray skewed roll of drink tickets	0		
1430	pregnant gloomy mushroom	0		
1431	pregnant mushroom	0		
1432	normal tiny special mushroom	1	good	Effect: "PERL of Great Price", Effect Duration: 40
1433	twirling fruit bowl	0		
1434	ghostly fruit basket	0		
1435	hot pink lipstick	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1436	twirling hot stuffing	0		
1437	useless powder	0		
1438	cold-filtered mirror twinkly powder	0		Effect: "Spore-Wreathed", Effect Duration: 57
1439	polarized gray hot powder	0		Effect: "Experimental Effect G-9", Effect Duration: 51
1440	energized non-dry upside-down powder	0		Effect: "The Solution", Effect Duration: 54
1441	super-concentrated nitrogenated powder	0		Effect: "Carrrsmic", Effect Duration: 23
1442	quantum irradiated jittery blurry stench powder	0		Effect: "Spookyravin'", Effect Duration: 48
1443	double-pickled sleaze powder	0		Effect: "Chalky White Pallor", Effect Duration: 26
1444	cold-filtered purple jittery spinning twinkly nuggets	0		Effect: "Rampage!", Effect Duration: 24
1445	colloidal hot nuggets	0		Effect: "Appeteyes", Effect Duration: 31
1446	irradiated quantum nuggets	0		Effect: "Whippin' It Good", Effect Duration: 67
1447	cold-filtered nuggets	0		Effect: "Super Vision", Effect Duration: 11
1448	double-ionized blinking stench nuggets	0		Effect: "Sinuses For Miles", Effect Duration: 49
1449	deionized nitrogenated olive sleaze nuggets	0		Effect: "You Drank Fish Wine", Effect Duration: 46
1450	pickled twinkly wad	1		
1451	altered wobbly hot wad	1		
1452	modified narrow wad	1		Effect: "Transcendental Wind", Effect Duration: 5
1453	denatured red wad	1		Effect: "Goldentongue", Effect Duration: 35
1454	pickled stench wad	1		
1455	modified twirling wobbly sleaze wad	1		Effect: "Lucky Cat Is Lucky", Effect Duration: 35
1456	double daisy	0		
1457	Goth Giant	0		
1458	bland Valentine's Day cake	3	decent	
1459	teal ghostly arrow'd heart balloon	0		
1460	velvet box	0		
1461	wobbly squashed frog	0		
1462	eye of newt	0		
1463	salamander spleen	0		
1464	wobbly sleazy fairy gravy	0		
1465	suede shortsword	0		
1466	bamboo bokuto	0		
1467	blinking blurry skewed 25-meat staff	0		
1468	two-handed depthsword	0		
1469	lime green bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	0		
1470	mirror lead yo-yo	0		
1471	slightly peevedbow	0		
1472	squat sack of doorknobs	0		
1473	ball-and-chain	0		
1474	twirling ghostly automatic catapult	0		
1475	pentacorn hat	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 10"
1476	goofily-plumed helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 17"
1477	plastic hard hat	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 22"
1478	twirling salad bowl	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 30"
1479	twirling football helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 37"
1480	narrow chain-mail monokini	0		Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 4xBarrr, cap 7"
1481	green union scalemail pants	0		Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, cap 12"
1482	paper-plate-mail pants	0		Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xBarrr, cap 20"
1483	twirling troutpiece	0		Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 27"
1484	alpha-mail pants	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 35"
1485	twirling Temple Grandin's banded rabbit's foot	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Familiar Weight: +7
1486	massive bag of catnip	0		
1487	hang glider	0		
1488	March hat	0		Free Pull
1489	dormouse	0		
1490	extremely unsafe chopsticks of the empath	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Weight: +5
1491	rice bowl of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50
1492	hale ninja mop	0		Maximum HP: +20
1493	Tesla Socratic ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
1494	energized jittery sugar-coated pine cone	0		Effect: "Petit Force", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2020-09"
1495	ribald traffic cone of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xLep, 2xFairy, cap 15", Last Available: "2006-03"
1496	lousy gloomy mushroom wine	3	decent	
1497	smooth mushroom wine	3	awesome	
1498	McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning	0		Last Available: "2006-04", Skill: "Summon Hilarious Objects"
1499	whoopie cushion	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1500	bouncing fake fake vomit	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1501	cold-filtered pressed explosion-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "You Liver", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2006-04"
1502	clown hammer	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1503	shaking wobbly blinking rubber emo roe	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1504	pressed unsweetened snowcone	0		Effect: "Very Clean Guns", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2006-04"
1505	ice cube with a fly in it	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1506	bad calle de miel with a fly in it	3	decent	Last Available: "2006-04"
1507	acceptable blurry rockin' wagon with a fly in it	3	good	Last Available: "2006-04"
1508	acceptable practically non-alcoholic lime green perpendicular hula with a fly in it	1	good	Last Available: "2006-04"
1509	practically non-alcoholic artisanal slap and tickle with a fly in it	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2006-04"
1510	bag of airline peanuts	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1511	weightlifter's fake hand	0		Muscle: +15, Last Available: "2006-04"
1512	powdered maroon jittery Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	1		
1513	twisted Knob Goblin learning pill	1		
1514	dehydrated wobbly cyan skewed Knob Goblin eyedrops	1		Effect: "Sticks and Stones", Effect Duration: 5
1515	dehydrated blinking Knob Goblin nasal spray	1		Effect: "Berry Statistical", Effect Duration: 50
1516	fuchsia skewed KWE-brand transistor radio	0		
1518	vampire heart	0		
1519	Talisman of Bakula	0		Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Give In To Your Vampiric Urges"
1520	flame-wreathed Radio KoL Coffee Mug of bravery	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5
1521	Frank Gorshin trophy	0		
1522	reassuring scandalous Radio Free Jersey	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +1
1523	tumbling bottle of used blood	0		
1524	huge wind-up chattering teeth	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1525	joybuzzer	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shake Hands", Last Available: "2006-04"
1526	twirling pet rock "Snooty" disguise	0		Familiar Weight: +11, Equips On: "Pet Rock | Toothsome Rock | Bulky Buddy Box | Holiday Log", Last Available: "2006-04"
1527	diamond-studded fronts	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2006-04"
1528	olive asbestos-lined toasty corkscrew	0		Hot Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2006-04"
1529	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1530	wobbly fake plastic grass	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
1531	Usain Bolt's grass skirt	0		Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1.5xFairy, cap 20", Last Available: "2011-01"
1532	grass hat of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 20", Last Available: "2011-01"
1533	grass blade of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Last Available: "2011-01"
1534	maroon raffle prize box	0		
1536	pulsating homeless hobo spirit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-05"
1537	weegee sqouija	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1538	sparkly engagement ring of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Single Equip
1539	spinning Tam O'Shatner	0		Meat Drop: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-03"
1540	twirling mirror Grimacite goggles of incineration of doom	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 31", Last Available: "2008-10"
1541	maroon Socratic savvy Grimacite glaive	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Last Available: "2008-10"
1542	wobbly frosty fortified Grimacite greaves	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 3xGhoul, cap 37", Last Available: "2008-10"
1543	rosewater-soaked sizzling Grimacite garter	0		Hot Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2008-10"
1544	teal ribald gravedigger's Grimacite galoshes	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2008-10"
1545	fortified Grimacite gorget of the sweet-tooth	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2008-10"
1546	auspicious Grimacite guayabera	0		Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2008-10"
1547	electrified Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
1548	mirror studded Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire of temperance	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Sleaze Resistance: +5
1549	MSG	0		
1550	twirling family-friendly second-hand knockoff engagement ring	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip
1551	aged bottle of Domesticated Turkey	3	awesome	
1552	artisanal bottle of Definit	3	EPIC	
1553	special acceptable bottle of Calcutta Emerald	4	good	Effect: "Oth-Jeal-O", Effect Duration: 45
1554	drinkable bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	4	good	
1555	artisanal practically non-alcoholic twirling bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	1	EPIC	
1556	practically non-alcoholic tolerable twirling boxed champagne	1	good	
1557	tasty immense kumquat	9	awesome	
1558	snack-sized special normal tangerine	2	good	Effect: "Empty Inside", Effect Duration: 20
1559	wobbly tonic water	0		
1560	decent super-sized cocktail onion	5	good	
1561	super-sized tasty tumbling raspberry	5	awesome	
1562	big bland kiwi	5	decent	
1563	perfectly mixed weak whiskey bittersweet	2	EPIC	
1564	mediocre mimosette	4	decent	
1565	acceptable tequila sunset	3	good	
1566	bad maroon zmobie	4	decent	Wiki Name: "Zmobie (drink)"
1567	strong perfectly mixed gin and tonic	5	EPIC	
1568	weak artisanal spinning mirror vodka and tonic	2	EPIC	
1569	drinkable vodka gibson	3	good	
1570	artisanal gibson	4	EPIC	
1571	tolerable mirror narrow parisian cathouse	3	good	
1572	extra-dry tolerable rabbit punch	5	good	
1573	smooth fancy caipifruta	3	awesome	Effect: "Mortarfied", Effect Duration: 5
1574	tolerable weak tumbling teqiwila	2	good	
1575	triple-distilled bad fuchsia mirror Divine	10	decent	
1576	watered-down hand-crafted Gordon Bennett	2	super ultra EPIC	
1577	watered-down perfectly mixed olive tangarita	2	super ultra EPIC	
1578	hand-crafted upside-down wobbly mandarina colada	3	EPIC	
1579	delicious gimlet	3	awesome	
1580	aged watered-down brick road	2	awesome	
1581	artisanal practically non-alcoholic vodka stratocaster	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
1582	fancy weak tolerable Neuromancer	2	good	Effect: "Resilient Spirit", Effect Duration: 45
1583	lousy prussian cathouse	3	decent	
1584	fancy acceptable huge Mae West	4	good	Effect: "Beastly Flavor", Effect Duration: 45
1585	strong artisanal Mon Tiki	5	EPIC	
1586	weak perfectly mixed teqiwila slammer	2	super ultra EPIC	
1587	stale big Knob lo mein	5	decent	
1588	fancy delicious asparagus lo mein	4	awesome	Effect: "Burning Ears", Effect Duration: 15
1589	special yummy Knoll lo mein	3	awesome	Effect: "In a Lather", Effect Duration: 35
1590	normal immense lo mein	8	good	
1591	half-sized rotten bouncing teal olive lo mein	2	crappy	
1592	big bland red skewed hot hi mein	5	decent	
1593	bland small pulsating hi mein	2	decent	
1594	adequate miniature hi mein	2	good	
1595	decent fancy hi mein	4	good	Effect: "Kindly Resolve", Effect Duration: 30
1596	moldy sleazy hi mein	3	crappy	
1597	squat smooth Junior LAAAAME merit badge	0		Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2006-05"
1598	ghostly Da Vinci's Senior LAAAAME merit badge	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Last Available: "2006-05"
1599	gray jazz soap	0		Free Pull, Effect: "Jazz Hands", Effect Duration: 20
1600	high-proof mediocre tangarita with a fly in it	9	decent	
1601	delicious mandarina colada with a fly in it	4	awesome	
1602	acceptable shaking wobbly blue prussian cathouse with a fly in it	3	good	
1603	watered-down delicious Mae West with a fly in it	2	awesome	
1604	dried upside-down astronaut ice-cream	1		Effect: "The Magical Mojomuscular Melody", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2006-05"
1605	delectable catalyst	0		
1606	denatured upside-down ultimate wad	1		
1607	irradiated energized libation of liveliness	0		Effect: "Covetous Robbery", Effect Duration: 28
1608	non-boiled liquefied eyedrops of the ermine	0		Effect: "Mint-Condition Breath", Effect Duration: 61
1609	extra-moist triple-tarnished ghostly tumbling perfume of prejudice	0		Effect: "There Wolf", Effect Duration: 24
1610	nitrogenated eyedrops of the ocelot	0		Effect: "Cinnamouth", Effect Duration: 14
1611	modified ionized potent potion of potency	0		Effect: "Deeply Ironic", Effect Duration: 18
1612	improved oxidized pulsating concentrated cordial of concentration	0		Effect: "Smelly Pants", Effect Duration: 64
1613	fuchsia vibrating coffin lid	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10
1614	narrow supercharged satin shield	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30
1615	pulsating miser's Cerebral Cloche	0		Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, cap 22", Last Available: "2006-06"
1616	Cerebral Culottes of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 1xGhoul, cap 22", Last Available: "2006-06"
1617	pulsating veiny healthy experienced Cerebral Crossbow	0		Experience: +2, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2006-06"
1618	olive ice stein	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1619	munchies pill	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1620	squat homeopathic healing powder	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1621	bouncing astral badger	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-06"
1622	pressed extra-moist astral mushroom	0		Effect: "In the Limelight", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2006-06"
1623	pulsating badger badge	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1624	polymerized dry upside-down squat yellow blue-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Deep-Seated Rage", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2006-06"
1625	vacuum-sealed enhanced narrow jittery green-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Burning Ears", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2006-06"
1626	unsweetened orange-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Pumped Stomach", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2006-06"
1627	warmed purple-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Cotton Mouthed", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2006-06"
1628	electrified blurry upside-down pink-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Nature's Bounty", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2006-06"
1629	raspberry beret of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 2xLep, cap 12"
1630	extremely unsafe pixel shield	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100
1631	beer cartilage	0		
1632	Spanish fly trap	0		
1633	squat gray Spanish fly	0		
1634	weak hand-crafted fancy narrow around the world	2	EPIC	Effect: "Fire Inside", Effect Duration: 35
1635	teal scrumdiddlyumptious solution	0		
1636	Toddler-sized Dragon Costume	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +5, Softcore Only
1637	super-chilled warmed vacuum-sealed lotion of hotness	0		Effect: "Permafrosty", Effect Duration: 68
1638	anodized lotion of coldness	0		Effect: "Orchid Blood", Effect Duration: 65
1639	electrified moist lotion of spookiness	0		Effect: "Brother Corsican's Blessing", Effect Duration: 24
1640	pressed lotion of stench	0		Effect: "Bustle Hustlin'", Effect Duration: 12
1641	dry huge lotion of sleaziness	0		Effect: "Squatting and Thrusting", Effect Duration: 33
1642	lousy Grimacite Bock	4	decent	Last Available: "2008-11"
1643	stale wedge of gray cheese	3	decent	Last Available: "2008-11"
1644	hot and sauce	0		
1645	and sauce	0		
1646	and sauce	0		
1647	upside-down stench and sauce	0		
1648	sleazy and sauce	0		
1649	brick	0		Free Pull
1650	tumbling milk of magnesium	0		
1651	low-calorie moldy foie gras	1	crappy	
1652	Vulcanized activated skewed candy brain	0		Effect: "Shamboozled", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2020-09"
1653	sharpshooter's dance instructor's jewel-eyed wizard hat of the glutton	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Food Drop: +100, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Magic Missile", Familiar Effect: "atk, 5xVolley, 5xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2006-07"
1654	spinning manspreader's Rosewater's wad of Crovacite	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Monster Level: +10
1655	spinning Tesla collar	0		Item Drop: +5, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
1656	White Citadel Satisfaction Satchel	0		
1657	blinking twirling onion shurikens	0		
1658	purple Cherry Cloaca Cola	0		
1659	Diet Cloaca Cola	0		
1660	spinning olive Regular Cloaca Cola	0		
1661	sharpshooter's Radio KoL Keychain	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10
1662	maroon steel-toed Radio KoL Antenna Ball	0		Damage Reduction: 9
1663	shellacked Radio KoL Flashlight	0		Damage Reduction: 7
1664	Radio KoL Maracas of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3
1665	blurry tumbling fireproof Radio KoL Bottle Opener	0		Hot Resistance: +3
1666	gravedigger's Radio KoL Patch	0		Spooky Damage: +10
1667	maroon Cat-Herding Prod of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100
1668	star boomerang of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100
1669	boxer's star stiletto	0		Muscle Percent: +10
1670	green fraudwort	0		
1671	red shysterweed	0		
1672	blurry swindleblossom	0		
1673	steel-toed personal trainer's grave robbing shovel	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Damage Reduction: 9
1674	ghostly brainy superhero mask	0		Mysticality: +5, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1xFairy, cap 2"
1675	ore	0		
1676	upside-down styrofoam ore	0		
1677	bubblewrap ore	0		
1678	pet rock "Groucho" disguise	0		Familiar Weight: +11, Equips On: "Pet Rock | Toothsome Rock | Bulky Buddy Box | Holiday Log", Last Available: "2011-12"
1679	dog trainer's Temple Grandin's sword	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Experience (familiar): +1
1680	staff of the scaredy-cat of the early riser	0		Monster Level: -15, Adventures: +7
1681	smartaleck's boxer's bubblewrap sword	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Moxie Percent: +30
1682	reassuring bubblewrap staff of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Spooky Resistance: +1
1683	twirling nasty Lo Pan's bubblewrap crossbow	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +5
1684	styrofoam sword of the dark arts of terror	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
1685	bouncing resourceful ruddy styrofoam staff	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Maximum MP: +50
1686	nasty styrofoam crossbow of the sweet-tooth	0		Stench Damage: +5, Candy Drop: +100
1687	huge Platinum Yendorian Express Card	0		
1688	auspicious extremely unsafe crossbow	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Item Drop: +10
1689	upside-down thinker's ribbon	0		Mysticality: +10, Last Available: "2006-07"
1690	greasy flame-wreathed discarded bottlecap	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 38"
1691	thinker's discarded torn-up glove of the sweet-tooth	0		Mysticality: +10, Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 0.5xPotato, cap 38"
1692	pressed flattened fuchsia huge salamander slurry	0		Effect: "Benetton's Medley of Diversity", Effect Duration: 39
1693	anodized ionized eyedrops of newt	0		Effect: "substats.enh", Effect Duration: 40
1694	deionized super-polarized Frogade	0		Effect: "Liquidy Smoky", Effect Duration: 42
1695	ionized papotion of papower	0		Effect: "Fit To Be Tide", Effect Duration: 50
1696	stale royal jelly taco	3	decent	
1697	big special flavorless tofu taco	5	decent	Effect: "Happy Trails", Effect Duration: 5
1698	flavorless jumping bean taco	4	decent	
1699	small yummy catgut taco	2	awesome	
1700	adequate snack-sized gray goat cheese taco	2	good	
1701	flavorless snack-sized twirling pr0n taco	2	decent	
1702	alkaline frozen twirling twirling squat alphabet gum	0		Effect: "Seal Clubbing Frenzy", Effect Duration: 66
1703	Comma Chameleon egg	0		Free Pull
1704	shingle	0		
1705	bouncing flaregun	0		
1706	jittery clever dangerous sword of the detective	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum MP: +20, Item Drop: +20
1707	manspreader's banded flypaper staff of chilblains	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Monster Level: +10, Cold Damage: +25
1708	nippy ruddy rock-hard grease gun	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Cold Damage: +10
1709	family-friendly perfumed brawny sword of static	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Stench Resistance: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1
1710	maroon narrow narrow Jeselnik's grievous wiffle-flail of temperance	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Sleaze Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5
1711	avaricious razor-sharp boxer's bubble bauble bow	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Meat Drop: +30
1712	sizzling Tesla Frost™ brand sword of doom	0		Hot Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
1713	Jim Carey's squeaky staff of the overflowing toilet	0		Monster Level: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +50
1714	twirling personal trainer's can cannon of incineration of Flo-Jo	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +100
1715	upside-down beefcake's starchy sword	0		Muscle: +25
1716	jittery zippy starchy staff	0		Initiative: +20
1717	purple Lo Pan's starchy crossbow	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30
1718	executive pestoblade of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Meat Drop: +40
1719	poutine pole of horror of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: 75
1720	hale curdflinger of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Maximum HP: +20
1721	ruddy muculent machete of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +40
1722	gray wobbly supercool glistening staff of the dark arts	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +100
1723	Tesla repeating crossbow of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
1725	skewed bigger stick	0		
1726	sinewy crossbow string	0		
1727	upside-down sturdy sword hilt	0		
1728	dense meat sword of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100
1729	dense meat staff of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3
1730	dense meat crossbow of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5
1731	narrow nasty sizzling Tesla Spirit Precipice	0		Hot Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
1732	hardened savvy smoldering staff of the businessman	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Damage Reduction: 3, Meat Drop: +50
1733	jittery stanky therapeutic hot cross bow of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
1734	sword behind inappropriate prepositions of the brazier of the overflowing toilet	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Alters Page Text
1735	narrow asbestos-lined Herculean meatspout staff of the dark arts	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Hot Resistance: +5
1736	dance instructor's slick carob cannon of the storm	0		Moxie: +10, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum MP Percent: +40
1737	narrow Van der Graaf veiny shuddersword of the blizzard	0		Maximum HP: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
1738	jittery rosy-cheeked fortified forbidden hairy staff	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum HP Percent: +30
1739	friendly boxer's projectile icemaker of terror	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
1740	banded thinker's brainy buffalo blade	0		Mysticality: 15, Damage Absorption: +100
1741	mirror supercharged cheesestick of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +30
1742	razor-sharp beefy potato pistol	0		Muscle: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +25
1743	upside-down huge shaking prompt savory sword	0		Adventures: +3
1744	tumbling brainy savory staff	0		Mysticality: +5
1745	healthy savory crossbow	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20
1746	red dance instructor's Socratic Super Magic Power Sword X of Flo-Jo	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Initiative: +100
1747	ribald stylish soylent staff	0		Moxie: +25, Sleaze Damage: +10
1748	mansplainer's goulauncher of courage	0		Monster Level: +15, Spooky Resistance: +3
1749	blinking defective skull	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1750	tumbling electrified Gnollish pie server	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
1751	rosy-cheeked Gnollish slotted spoon	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30
1752	spinning Sherlock's Knob Goblin spatula	0		Item Drop: +25
1753	jack flapper of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20
1754	foul-smelling filthy pestle	0		Stench Damage: +10
1755	skewed flame-retardant Knob Goblin melon baller	0		Hot Resistance: +1
1756	fuchsia chilly huge spoon	0		Cold Damage: +5
1757	pizza cutter of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15
1758	teal manspreader's star spatula	0		Monster Level: +10
1759	Sherlock's perfumed foon of fulmination	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +25
1760	manspreader's foon of frigidity of the brazier	0		Monster Level: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25
1761	perfumed beefcake's foon of foulness	0		Muscle: +25, Stench Resistance: +5
1762	supercharged energetic foon of fearfulness	0		Maximum MP Percent: 50
1763	wobbly smelly crafty foon of fleshiness	0		Maximum MP: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10
1764	purple Spookyraven library key	0		
1765	Spookyraven gallery key	0		
1766	huge tumbling Spookyraven ballroom key	0		
1767	ghostly pack of chewing gum	0		
1768	upside-down pulsating Gnomish toolbox	0		
1769	normal snack-sized fricasseed brains	2	good	
1770	spoiled massive brains casserole	9	crappy	
1771	butcherknife of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50
1772	wobbly flame-wreathed corn holder	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10
1773	rosy-cheeked eggbeater	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30
1774	mediocre irresponsibly strong bottle of popskull	9	decent	
1775	razor-sharp dishrag	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25
1776	yummy immense stale baguette	7	awesome	
1777	leftovers of indeterminate origin	0		
1778	normal dinner	3	good	
1779	steel-toed katana	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Synergetic
1780	resourceful ram stick	0		Maximum MP: +50
1781	enchantlers of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xLep, cap 28"
1782	prompt Temple Grandin's ram-battering staff	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Adventures: +3
1783	moldy snack-sized special crazy Turkish delight	2	crappy	Effect: "Beastly Flavor", Effect Duration: 30
1784	twirling vibrating Snow Queen Crown of bravery	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xGhuol, cap 28"
1785	resourceful grievous dangerous ga-ga radio	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum MP: +50
1786	blinking six pack of Mountain Stream	0		
1787	ionized blurry bag of Cheat-Os	0		Effect: "Jawin'", Effect Duration: 30
1788	ghostly unrefined Mountain Stream syrup	0		
1789	ghostly Mob Penguin	0		
1790	strong drinkable pulsating Ram's Face Lager	5	good	
1791	upside-down ram horns	0		
1792	prompt censurious occult Travoltan trousers	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Adventures: +3, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xLep, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2006-09", Moxie May Control MP
1793	aromatic Samson's pool cue	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Stench Resistance: +1
1794	Vulcanized handful of hand chalk	0		Effect: "Bandersnatched", Effect Duration: 58
1795	teal Counterclockwise Watch of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
1796	bone collar	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1797	misshapen animal skeleton	0		
1798	shaking pile of animal bones	0		
1799	blurry animal skull	0		
1800	animal cranium	0		
1801	animal jawbone	0		
1802	upside-down first cervical vertebra	0		
1803	squat red narrow second cervical vertebra	0		
1804	shaking third cervical vertebra	0		
1805	fourth cervical vertebra	0		
1806	fifth cervical vertebra	0		
1807	sixth cervical vertebra	0		
1808	seventh cervical vertebra	0		
1809	jittery first thoracic vertebra	0		
1810	skewed second thoracic vertebra	0		
1811	wobbly third thoracic vertebra	0		
1812	fourth thoracic vertebra	0		
1813	green fifth thoracic vertebra	0		
1814	bouncing sixth thoracic vertebra	0		
1815	narrow seventh thoracic vertebra	0		
1816	narrow eighth thoracic vertebra	0		
1817	ghostly ninth thoracic vertebra	0		
1818	blurry upside-down ghostly tenth thoracic vertebra	0		
1819	eleventh thoracic vertebra	0		
1820	blinking twelfth thoracic vertebra	0		
1821	huge first lumbar vertebra	0		
1822	blue narrow second lumbar vertebra	0		
1823	third lumbar vertebra	0		
1824	fourth lumbar vertebra	0		
1825	twirling fifth lumbar vertebra	0		
1826	lime green sixth lumbar vertebra	0		
1827	seventh lumbar vertebra	0		
1828	sacral vertebrae	0		
1829	first caudal vertebra	0		
1830	second caudal vertebra	0		
1831	third caudal vertebra	0		
1832	fourth caudal vertebra	0		
1833	fifth caudal vertebra	0		
1834	sixth caudal vertebra	0		
1835	seventh caudal vertebra	0		
1836	eighth caudal vertebra	0		
1837	ninth caudal vertebra	0		
1838	tenth caudal vertebra	0		
1839	wobbly left first rib	0		
1840	upside-down left second rib	0		
1841	left third rib	0		
1842	left fourth rib	0		
1843	skewed left fifth rib	0		
1844	left sixth rib	0		
1845	shaking left seventh rib	0		
1846	wobbly blinking left eighth rib	0		
1847	left ninth rib	0		
1848	twirling left tenth rib	0		
1849	left eleventh rib	0		
1850	wobbly left twelfth rib	0		
1851	right first rib	0		
1852	right second rib	0		
1853	right third rib	0		
1854	right fourth rib	0		
1855	wobbly right fifth rib	0		
1856	right sixth rib	0		
1857	blurry right seventh rib	0		
1858	bouncing right eighth rib	0		
1859	right ninth rib	0		
1860	right tenth rib	0		
1861	lime green right eleventh rib	0		
1862	right twelfth rib	0		
1863	animal pelvis	0		
1864	left scapula	0		
1865	right scapula	0		
1866	skewed spinning left clavicle	0		
1867	right clavicle	0		
1868	left humerus	0		
1869	ghostly right humerus	0		
1870	lime green left radius	0		
1871	right radius	0		
1872	left ulna	0		
1873	right ulna	0		
1874	skewed left femur	0		
1875	right femur	0		
1876	left tibia	0		
1877	maroon right tibia	0		
1878	jittery left fibula	0		
1879	squat ghostly right fibula	0		
1880	shaking left kneecap	0		
1881	yellow right kneecap	0		
1882	ghostly left first front claw	0		
1883	squat left second front claw	0		
1884	mirror left third front claw	0		
1885	upside-down left fourth front claw	0		
1886	right first front claw	0		
1887	spinning right second front claw	0		
1888	right third front claw	0		
1889	right fourth front claw	0		
1890	skewed left thumb	0		
1891	squat right thumb	0		
1892	green skewed left first rear claw	0		
1893	huge left second rear claw	0		
1894	purple left third rear claw	0		
1895	tumbling left fourth rear claw	0		
1896	right first rear claw	0		
1897	spinning right second rear claw	0		
1898	right third rear claw	0		
1899	right fourth rear claw	0		
1900	ribald 1-ball	0		Sleaze Damage: +10
1901	tumbling studded stylish 2-ball	0		Moxie: +25, Damage Absorption: +80
1902	Oprah's stiffened 3-ball	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum MP Percent: +50
1903	upside-down Jack Frost's 4-ball of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +50
1904	vibrating arcane researcher's 5-ball	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum MP Percent: +10
1905	purple aromatic MacGyver's 6-ball	0		Maximum MP: +100, Stench Resistance: +1
1906	sinister 7-ball	0		Spell Damage: +10
1907	8-ball	0		
1910	studded brainy clockwork sword of Calamity Jane	0		Mysticality: +5, Damage Absorption: +80, Critical Hit Percent: +15
1911	lightning-fast sizzling boxer's clockwork staff	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +10, Initiative: +40
1912	lightning-fast perfumed mansplainer's clockwork crossbow	0		Monster Level: +15, Stench Resistance: +5, Initiative: +40
1913	clockwork handle	0		
1914	squat clockwork rod	0		
1915	clockwork shank	0		
1916	Lord Spookyraven's spectacles	0		
1917	blurry wallet	0		
1918	coin purse	0		
1919	English to A. F. U. E. Dictionary	0		
1920	skewed bizarre illegible sheet music	0		
1921	wakizashi of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Synergetic
1922	gob of wet hair	0		
1923	olive roll of toilet paper	0		Free Pull
1924	tattered wolf standard	0		
1925	tattered snake standard	0		
1926	KoL Con 3-D Glasses	0		Familiar Effect: "8xLep, 1xFairy, cap 2"
1927	narrow scary death orb	0		
1928	wobbly tuning fork	0		
1929	greaves of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr"
1930	bouncing ribald stanky helmet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +10, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 0.5xFairy"
1931	jittery stanky Fonzie's spear	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Breakable
1932	up-at-dawn shield	0		Adventures: +5, Breakable
1933	blinking pitchfork of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30
1934	huge broken sword of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
1935	snarling wolf shield of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Synergetic
1936	lupine sword of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Synergetic
1937	wobbly red fireproof snake shield	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Synergetic
1938	beefcake's serpentine sword	0		Muscle: +25, Synergetic
1939	grouchy restless spirit	0		
1940	foul-smelling resourceful 9-ball of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Maximum MP: +50, Stench Damage: +10
1941	MacGyver's supercharged seal pendant	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +100, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip
1942	nasty Rosewater's turtle brooch	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +5, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Single Equip
1943	wobbly reassuring wicked noodle ring	0		Spell Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +1, Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip
1944	rosewater-soaked groovy saucepan earring	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Class: "Sauceror", Single Equip
1945	therapeutic healthy disco ball pendant	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip
1946	accordion pin of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Item Drop: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Single Equip
1947	nasty worn tophat of doom	0		Stench Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 31"
1948	MacGyver's weightlifter's tap shoes	0		Muscle: +15, Maximum MP: +100, Single Equip
1949	delicious Manetwich	3	awesome	
1950	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	0		
1951	fortified tolerable bottle of Pinot Renoir	5	good	
1952	delicious bite-sized ghostly desiccated apricot	1	awesome	
1953	triple-distilled smooth flute of flat champagne	9	awesome	
1954	spoiled dehydrated caviar	3	crappy	
1955	styrofoam peanuts	0		
1956	lousy snifter of thoroughly aged brandy	3	decent	
1957	quill pen	0		
1958	inkwell	0		
1959	tattered scrap of paper	0		
1960	scroll of forbidden unspeakable evil	0		
1961	fuchsia can of Binarrrca	0		Free Pull, Effect: "Talking Like a Pirate", Effect Duration: 50
1962	extra-concentrated Bit O' Ectoplasm	0		Effect: "Yuletide Industry", Effect Duration: 67
1963	dance card	0		
1964	friendly opera mask	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr, cap 2"
1965	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	0		
1966	narrow rosewater-soaked occult Amulet of Yendor	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
1967	jitterbug larva	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2007-10"
1968	jittery bottle of perfume	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1969	spoon!	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1970	nervous tick egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2007-10"
1971	plastic pumpkin bucket	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +13, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-10", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.35
1972	beefcake's shrimp fork of the storm	0		Muscle: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +40
1973	mirror half of a memo	0		
1974	cocoabo	0		
1975	baby gravy fairy	0		
1976	gravy fairy	0		
1977	blinking gravy fairy	0		
1978	green gravy fairy	0		
1979	gravy fairy	0		
1980	sleazy gravy fairy	0		
1981	twirling astral badger	0		
1982	huge MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	0		
1983	hand turkey	0		
1984	squat blurry snowy owl	0		
1985	scary death orb	0		
1986	twirling mind flayer	0		
1987	undead elbow macaroni	0		
1988	angry cow	0		
1989	lime green Cheshire bitten	0		
1990	spinning yo-yo	0		
1991	wobbly rubber WWJD? bracelet	0		
1992	mirror rubber WWBD? bracelet	0		
1993	rubber WWSPD? bracelet	0		
1994	rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	0		
1995	ghostly heart necklace	0		Free Pull
1996	red right half of a heart necklace	0		
1997	purple left half of a heart necklace	0		
1998	ghostly squat pack of KWE trading card	0		
1999	stick of "gum"	0		
2000	Das Überkühlraum trading card	0		
2001	Vaso De Agua trading card	0		
2002	wobbly The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	0		
2003	Thorny Toad trading card	0		
2004	Chori Zo trading card	0		
2005	Morbidda trading card	0		
2006	Poison Oak trading card	0		
2007	Princess Rutabaga trading card	0		
2008	tumbling Roo trading card	0		
2009	spinning gray Woldo trading card	0		
2010	teal The Snake trading card	0		
2011	Nayztameetjoo trading card	0		
2012	squat Arrrmetia trading card	0		
2013	narrow Serenity trading card	0		
2014	narrow wobbly Inndya trading card	0		
2015	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	0		
2016	bouncing diamond necklace	0		
2017	spade necklace	0		
2018	twirling club necklace	0		
2019	cream pie	0		Free Pull
2020	massive flavorless gray cherry pie	9	decent	
2021	decent snack-sized strawberry pie	2	good	
2022	rotten lemon meringue pie	3	crappy	
2023	Genalen™ Bottle	1	decent	
2024	decent miniature huge mixed wildflower greens	2	good	
2025	stale handful of walnuts	3	decent	
2026	spoiled nutty organic salad	4	crappy	
2027	fancy miniature delicious shaking huge super salad	2	awesome	Effect: "Items Are Forever", Effect Duration: 35
2028	tasty teal tofu wonton	4	awesome	
2029	upside-down hippy protest button	0		Single Equip, Thorns: 1
2030	flame-wreathed Lockenstock™ sandals of the sweet-tooth	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip
2031	narrow sinister didgeridooka	0		Spell Damage: +10
2032	greasy banded bullet-proof corduroys	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xBarrr, cap 42"
2033	blurry upside-down toasty round sunglasses	0		Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip
2034	wobbly gravedigger's wicker shield	0		Spooky Damage: +10
2035	Marquis de Poivre soda	0		
2036	altered pressed lime green radium-flavored potato chips	0		Effect: "Vinegavotte", Effect Duration: 36
2037	alkaline extra-altered olive wintergreen-flavored potato chips	0		Effect: "Newt Gets In Your Eyes", Effect Duration: 63
2038	polarized ennui-flavored potato chips	0		Effect: "Sewer-Drenched", Effect Duration: 68
2039	pulsating x-ray specs	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2040	spinning shaking patchouli oil bomb	0		
2041	squat ferret bait	0		
2042	pulsating exploding hacky-sack	0		
2043	hemp net	0		
2044	mirror your father's MacGuffin diary	0		
2045	bland half-sized brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	2	decent	
2046	spoiled frat brats	3	crappy	
2047	yummy huge knob ka-bobs	3	awesome	
2049	watered-down enchanted tolerable jittery can of Swiller	2	good	Effect: "Mer-kinny Flavor", Effect Duration: 25
2050	purple broken wings	0		
2051	sunken eyes	0		
2052	reassembled blackbird	0		
2053	bust of Pallas	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2054	market map	0		
2055	snake skin	0		
2056	tarnished upside-down adder bladder	0		Effect: "Human-Hippy Hybrid", Effect Duration: 44
2057	pension check	0		
2058	picnic basket	0		
2059	aerosolized narrow Black No. 2	0		Effect: "Oth-Jeal-O", Effect Duration: 22
2060	wobbly upside-down sharpshooter's dance instructor's sword	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10
2061	ghostly blurry greasy helmet	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 40"
2062	perfumed cool shield	0		Moxie: +5, Stench Resistance: +5
2063	bland miniature blackberry	2	decent	
2064	shaking fuchsia forged identification documents	0		
2065	PADL Phone	0		
2066	squat lard-coated MacGyver's kick-ass kicks	0		Maximum MP: +100, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
2067	huge sake bomb	0		
2068	tequila grenade	0		
2069	skewed skewed aromatic beer helmet	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "0.5xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 42"
2070	green flame-retardant Temple Grandin's distressed denim pants	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Hot Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato, cap 42"
2071	coward's perforated battle paddle	0		Monster Level: -20
2072	asbestos-lined dangerous flashing novelty button	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +5
2073	bouncing blinking glowstick of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2006-10", Raveosity: +1
2074	yellow rosewater-soaked anniversary chutney sculpture	0		Stench Resistance: +3
2075	mirror friendly spandex anniversary shorts	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Familiar Effect: "5xVolley, 10xLep, cap 2"
2076	up-at-dawn jar of anniversary jam	0		Adventures: +5
2077	MacGyver's bucket of anniversary lard	0		Maximum MP: +100
2078	shaking anniversary concrete fedora of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "5xVolley, 5xLep, cap 2"
2079	ruddy makeshift turban of bravery	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Spooky Resistance: +5, Blind, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 25"
2080	blurry makeshift cape of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30
2081	Socratic makeshift skirt	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 25"
2082	toothbrush	0		
2083	shaking makeshift crane	0		
2084	upside-down can of starch	0		
2085	diluted tumbling bottle of ultravitamins	1		
2086	altered blurry bottle of cough syrup	1		Effect: "Chunky", Effect Duration: 20
2087	powdered pulsating lime green tube of hair oil	1		Effect: "Old School Pompadour", Effect Duration: 35
2088	dry Daffy Taffy	0		Effect: "Fever From the Flavor", Effect Duration: 48
2089	Crimboween memo	0		Last Available: "2006-10"
2090	red smelly sharpshooter's brawny pilgrim shield of incineration of the sewer	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Stench Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-11"
2091	tumbling bath salts	0		
2092	hand mirror	0		
2093	hors d'oeuvre tray of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15
2094	toothsome super-sized ballroom blintz	5	awesome	
2095	upside-down towel	0		
2096	diluted upside-down guy made of bee pollen	1		
2097	mirror padded 17-ball	0		Damage Absorption: +20
2098	wobbly filthy lucre	0		
2099	hobo gristle	0		
2100	shredded can label	0		
2101	green bloodstained briquette	0		
2102	greasy dreadlock	0		
2103	skewed vial of pirate sweat	0		
2104	empty aftershave bottle	0		
2105	blurry coal button	0		
2106	burned-out arcanodiode	0		
2107	blinking tumbling non-Euclidean hoof	0		
2108	rock	0		
2109	maroon stringy sinew	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2110	shaking fuchsia stick	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2111	tumbling tooth	0		
2112	blinking leaf	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2113	jittery chilly wheel	0		Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2006-12"
2114	yo	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2115	experienced prehistoric spear	0		Experience: +2, Last Available: "2006-12"
2116	stick-on-a-string	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2117	arcane researcher's fire of the dark arts	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 2", Last Available: "2023-09"
2118	squat leaf tube	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2119	pulsating yellow lit cigar	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2120	tumbling hardened Grateful Undead T-shirt	0		Damage Reduction: 3
2121	greedy ASCII shirt	0		Meat Drop: +20
2122	yellow family-friendly safety vest of the early riser	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Adventures: +7
2123	smooth eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	0		Moxie: +15
2125	maroon Ye Olde Navy Fleece of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25
2126	inspector's supercharged bronze breastplate	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Item Drop: +15
2127	auspicious hat hacker T-shirt of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +10
2128	ghostly vampire collar	0		Single Equip
2129	possessed top	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
2130	brawny killer rag doll	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Last Available: "2006-12"
2131	tree-eating kite	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2132	wholesome incredibly marionette	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2006-12"
2133	dress ball	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
2134	green skewed mad scientist's sock monkey of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2006-12"
2135	alien blob	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2136	forbidden arcane researcher's vampire duck-on-a-string	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2006-12"
2137	toy crazy train of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12"
2138	razor-tipped yo-yo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
2139	purple toy mercenary	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2140	length of string	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2141	narrow toy wheel	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2142	blue block	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2143	felt	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2144	evil googly eye	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2145	stuffing	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2146	gray spinning evil teddy bear	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2147	evil teddy bear sewing kit	0		
2148	upside-down toothsome rock	0		
2149	adequate immense huge frank	6	good	Last Available: "2011-12"
2150	stale spinning skewed plate of franks and beans	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-12"
2151	lousy ghostly shot of blackberry schnapps	3	decent	
2152	capacitor relay	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2153	carbon nanotube frame	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2154	ion grid	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2155	huge Feynman gate	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2156	logic synthesizer	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2157	bouncing high-resistance ultrapolymer plating	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2158	servomechanical torsion facilitator	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2159	wobbly quantum polarity inducer	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2160	bi-lateral logic compressor	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2161	computronic processing unit	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2162	reverse-oscillating klystron	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2163	sub-molecular interocitor	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2164	green recursive spline reticulator	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2165	fuchsia atomic vector plotter	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2166	red huge ion-pulse modulation stabilizer	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2167	twirling hyperbolic plasma focuser	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2168	red chilly toy ray gun of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2006-12"
2169	blurry jittery narrow personal trainer's Sinatra's toy space helmet	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 43", Last Available: "2006-12"
2170	huge MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.3
2171	lard-coated thinker's astronaut pants	0		Mysticality: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1.5xPotato, cap 43", Last Available: "2006-12"
2172	lime green quilted toy jet pack	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Last Available: "2006-12"
2173	triangular stone	0		
2174	mossy stone sphere	0		
2175	pulsating smooth stone sphere	0		
2176	cracked stone sphere	0		
2177	rough stone sphere	0		
2178	obsidian dagger of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2179	archaeologist's notebook	0		
2180	amulet	0		
2181	chocolate lump	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2182	Harold's hammer head	0		
2183	pulsating blinking twirling Harold's hammer handle	0		
2184	upside-down Harold's hammer	0		
2185	experienced Kiss the Knob apron	0		Experience: +2
2186	twirling unlit birthday cake	0		
2187	lit birthday cake	0		
2188	flask of peppermint oil	1	good	Last Available: "2006-12"
2189	tolerable flask of peppermint schnapps	3	good	Last Available: "2006-12"
2190	yuletide troll chrysalis	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-12"
2191	book of carols	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2192	sheet music	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2193	delicious huge shaking candy stake	9	awesome	Last Available: "2006-12"
2194	fancy lousy red eggnog	3	decent	Effect: "Tiki Toughness", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2006-12"
2195	half-sized bland skewed skewed unspeakable fruitcake	2	decent	Last Available: "2006-12"
2196	adequate gingerbread horror	3	good	Last Available: "2006-12"
2197	oxidized altered corrupted but probably evil chocolate	0		Effect: "Fungal Fortification", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2006-12"
2198	bland tiny bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	1	decent	Effect: "Bells in the Batfry", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2023-06"
2199	adequate super-sized lime green skull-shaped Crimboween cookie	5	good	Effect: "Carol of the Bones", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
2200	spoiled thick tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	5	crappy	Effect: "Crimbo Epiphany", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
2201	plastic gift-wrapping vampire of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2006-12"
2202	wobbly Newton's plastic yuletide troll	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2006-12"
2203	plastic skeletal reindeer of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12"
2204	grievous plastic Crimboween pentagram	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12"
2205	huge asbestos-lined plastic Scream Queen	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2006-12"
2206	time sleigh	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-12"
2207	mansplainer's Crimbo tiki necklace	0		Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2006-12"
2208	bouncing fireproof bobble-hip hula elf doll of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2006-12"
2209	horrifying Crimbo ukulele	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2006-12"
2210	horrifying vibrating Tiki lighter	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2006-12", Stat Tuning: "Moxie"
2211	dangerous deck of tropical cards of the businessman	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2006-12", Stat Tuning: "Mysticality"
2212	electrified tropical paperweight of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2006-12", Stat Tuning: "Muscle"
2213	tropical Crimbo pressie	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2214	tropical wrapping paper	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2215	miser's Tropical Crimbo Hat	0		Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2006-12"
2216	twirling Tropical Crimbo Shorts of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul", Last Available: "2006-12"
2217	spoiled super ka-bob	3	crappy	
2218	enchanted stale upside-down beer basted brat	3	decent	Effect: "Flimsy Shield of the Pastalord", Effect Duration: 25
2219	padded Tropical Crimbo Sword	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Last Available: "2006-12"
2220	extra-vacuum-sealed huge and Crimboween candy	0		Effect: "Big Ol' Glass of Rum", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2020-09"
2221	Great Ball of Frozen Fire	0		Last Available: "2007-01"
2222	Sherlock's therapeutic liar's pants	0		Item Drop: +25, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cold atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2007-01"
2223	Newton's juggler's balls of doom	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2224	upside-down Jack Frost's pink shirt	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2225	familiar doppelgänger	0		Monster Level: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2226	olive gravedigger's evil eyeball pendant of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2227	aerosolized arse-a'fire elixir	0		Effect: "Thaumodynamic", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2007-01"
2228	flattened cosmic lemonade	0		Effect: "Butt-Rock Hair", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2007-01"
2229	vacuum-sealed boiled skewed toad horn	0		Effect: "Sleazy Jellied", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2007-01"
2230	icicle katana	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2231	mote	0		
2232	upside-down smudged alchemical recipe	0		
2233	blinking stanky bow tie	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Clowniness: 75
2234	family-friendly calavera concertina	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Song Duration: 7
2235	gray Samson's wizardly ratarang	0		Mysticality: +25, Experience (Muscle): +5
2236	warmed ionized pulsating turtle pheromones	0		Effect: "Slimy Hands", Effect Duration: 60
2237	bouncing pygmy blowgun	0		
2238	lime green tumbling Newton's pygmy nose-bone	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Single Equip
2239	gravedigger's Lo Pan's bad voodoo mask	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Spooky Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 40"
2240	maroon bottle of alcohol	0		
2241	squat pulsating Newton's pygmy spear	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3
2242	oxidized green pygmy pygment	0		Effect: "Moon-Eyed", Effect Duration: 54
2243	careful deadly headhunter necktie	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Monster Level: -10, Single Equip
2244	squat huge fireproof grievous pointed stick	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Hot Resistance: +3
2245	wobbly boxer's knobby helmet turtle	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xFairy, cap 5"
2246	pulsating knobby kneepads of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2247	maroon skewed grievous sewer turtle	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50
2248	reassuring double-paned sebaceous shield	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Spooky Resistance: +1
2249	ghostly teal crafty skeletortoise	0		Maximum MP: +10, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 2xFairy, cap 7"
2251	squat twirling stanky box turtle	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25
2252	Lo Pan's box turtle	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30
2253	extremely unsafe bottlecap turtle of vim and vigor	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP Percent: +50
2254	gravedigger's MacGyver's shellacked bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum MP: +100, Spooky Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xLep, cap 17"
2255	brawny furry turtle	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 2xFairy, cap 11"
2256	tumbling Herculean furry earmuffs	0		Experience (Muscle): +1
2257	quilted reinforced furry underpants of incineration	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Hot Spell Damage: +50
2258	"I Love Me, Vol. I"	0		
2259	photograph of God	0		
2260	bouncing hard rock candy	0		
2261	hard-boiled ostrich egg	0		
2262	bird rib	0		
2263	lion oil	0		
2264	moldy miniature stunt nuts	2	crappy	
2265	toothsome snack-sized wet stew	2	awesome	
2266	wet stunt nut stew	0		
2267	Mega Gem	0		
2268	savvy Staff of Fats	0		Mysticality Percent: +20
2269	snack-sized stale sausage wonton	2	decent	
2270	belt of the bloodbag of doom	0		Maximum HP: +100, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
2271	extra-dry mediocre shaking bottle of Merlot	5	decent	
2272	weak tolerable bottle of Port	2	good	
2273	watered-down bad bottle of Pinot Noir	2	decent	
2274	artisanal twirling bottle of Zinfandel	3	EPIC	
2275	aged bottle of Marsala	3	awesome	
2276	hand-crafted fancy spinning bottle of Muscat	4	EPIC	Effect: "Wasabi With You", Effect Duration: 50
2277	huge Fernswarthy's key	0		
2278	wobbly Fernswarthy's letter	0		
2279	book	0		
2280	narrow Manual of Labor	0		
2281	purple Manual of Transmission	0		
2282	Manual of Dexterity	0		
2283	nasty seal-skull helmet	0		Stench Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
2284	upside-down petrified noodles	0		
2285	chisel	0		
2286	tumbling ghostly Eye of Ed	0		
2287	wobbly glowstick of Tarzan of the bloodbag	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2007-01", Raveosity: +1
2288	encoder ring	0		Single Equip
2289	paperclip	0		
2290	really house	0		
2291	bouncing Non-Essential Amulet	0		
2292	wine vinaigrette	0		
2293	ghostly cup of strong herbal tea	0		
2294	huge Curiously Shiny Ancient Evil-Bashing Axe	0		
2295	tumbling marinated stakes	0		
2296	knob butter	0		
2297	fuchsia vial of ectoplasm	0		
2298	boock of darck magicks	0		
2299	blinking EZ-Play Harmonica Book	0		
2300	fingerless hobo gloves	0		
2301	Chomsky's comic books	0		
2302	worm-riding hooks	0		
2303	Libram of Candy Heart Summoning	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12", Skill: "Summon Candy Heart"
2304	aerosolized magnetized candy heart	0		Effect: "Vinegavotte", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2007-02"
2305	modified colloidal pink candy heart	0		Effect: "Boo Tea", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2007-02"
2306	extra-liquefied candy heart	0		Effect: "Helvella Health", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2007-02"
2307	pickled modified candy heart	0		Effect: "Coated Arms", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2007-02"
2308	polymerized polymerized cyan candy heart	0		Effect: "Mathematically Precise", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2007-02"
2309	flattened mirror candy heart	0		Effect: "Ancient Protected", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2007-02"
2310	wobbly candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2311	pink candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2312	tumbling ghostly candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2313	blinking candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2314	squat candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2315	candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2316	broken carburetor	0		
2317	bronze token	0		
2318	ghostly bomb	0		
2319	carved wheel	0		
2320	worm-riding manual page	0		
2321	worm-riding manual page 2	0		
2322	twirling worm-riding manual pages 3-15	0		
2323	headpiece of the Staff of Ed	0		
2324	huge Staff of Ed, almost	0		
2325	Staff of Ed	0		
2326	stone rose	0		
2327	ionized alkaline can of paint	0		Effect: "Eggs-tra Sensory Perception", Effect Duration: 39
2328	drum machine	0		
2329	ghostly handful of confetti	0		
2330	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	0		
2331	bouquet of circular saw blades	0		
2332	tasty Better Than Cuddling Cake	3	awesome	
2333	jittery ninja snowman	0		
2334	blurry green Holy MacGuffin	0		
2335	rubber WWBBDD? bracelet	0		
2336	clever curative pipe	0		Maximum MP: +20, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
2337	shaking lime green supercool reinforced beaded headband	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "0.5xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 42"
2338	flavorless half-sized pudding	2	decent	Wiki Name: "black pudding (food)"
2339	bad high-proof special Blackfly Chardonnay	9	decent	Effect: "Ooh, Bitter!", Effect Duration: 50
2340	strong perfectly mixed blurry & tan	5	EPIC	
2341	pepper	0		
2342	small adequate pulsating pulsating forest cake	2	good	
2343	rotten forest ham	3	crappy	
2344	triple-chilled deionized filthworm hatchling scent gland	0		Effect: "Red-Shirted Escort", Effect Duration: 69
2345	aerosolized super-vacuum-sealed filthworm drone scent gland	0		Effect: "Dreams and Lights", Effect Duration: 63
2346	deionized triple-ionized filthworm royal guard scent gland	0		Effect: "Beastly Flavor", Effect Duration: 53
2347	heart of the filthworm queen	0		
2348	huge water pipe bomb	0		
2349	gas balloon	0		
2350	wobbly beer bomb	0		
2351	superamplified boom box	0		
2352	lime green reassuring rosy-cheeked fire poi	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Spooky Resistance: +1
2353	cyan bejeweled pledge pin of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Single Equip
2354	skewed communications windchimes	0		
2355	quadruple-aerosolized flattened skewed henna face paint	0		Effect: "Fancy Feasted", Effect Duration: 52
2356	energized mirror tube of dread wax	0		Effect: "Sugar High", Effect Duration: 53
2357	ghostly supercool thinker's Gaia beads	0		Mysticality: +10, Moxie Percent: +20
2358	huge pink clay bead	0		
2359	blinking narrow clay bead	0		
2360	blurry blinking clay bead	0		
2361	narrow supercharged Socratic hippy medical kit	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Single Equip
2362	asbestos-lined Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Hot Resistance: +5
2363	stylish beefy longhaired hippy wig	0		Muscle: +10, Moxie: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol"
2364	supercharged Zim Merman's guitar	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30
2365	family-friendly C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1
2366	double-paned peel hat	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley"
2367	blinking carbonated soy milk	0		
2368	twirling inspector's frightening flowing hippy skirt	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Item Drop: +15, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xFairy, cap 45"
2369	filthy poultice	0		
2370	natural fennel soda	0		
2371	smoke bomb	0		
2372	bunch of bananas	0		
2373	enchanted bite-sized bland skewed banana	1	decent	Effect: "Brother Corsican's Blessing", Effect Duration: 10
2374	banana peel	0		
2375	decent big banana cream pie	5	good	
2376	mediocre banana daiquiri	3	decent	
2377	lousy special bungle in the jungle	3	decent	Effect: "Can't Be a Chooser", Effect Duration: 25
2378	banana spritzer	0		
2379	pickled pulsating banana smoothie	0		Effect: "Fustulent", Effect Duration: 69
2380	dandy lion cub	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2007-03"
2381	woolen cravat	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-03"
2382	class ring	0		
2383	skewed class ring	0		
2384	pulsating squat class ring	0		
2385	narrow bottle opener belt buckle	0		Single Equip, Damage Aura: 1
2386	ghostly coward's sinister keg shield	0		Spell Damage: +10, Monster Level: -20
2387	Newton's finger	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3
2388	steel-toed war tongs of the brazier	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Hot Spell Damage: +25
2389	wobbly Monstar energy beverage	0		
2390	blurry asbestos apron of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100
2391	upside-down wobbly flame-retardant beaten-up Chucks	0		Hot Resistance: +1
2392	cyan Da Vinci's natty ascot	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5
2393	wool wreath of laurels of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Cold Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "0.5xLep, 0.5xFairy"
2394	wool Danglin' Chad's loincloth of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 0.5xVolley"
2395	razor-sharp tube sock	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Single Equip
2396	mirror chloroform rag	0		
2397	depantsing bomb	0		
2398	mirror shaking energy drink IV of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Single Equip
2399	Jack Frost's Elmley shades of the detective	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +20, Single Equip
2400	molotov cocktail cocktail	0		
2401	greedy experienced beer bong	0		Experience: +2, Meat Drop: +20
2402	bouncing upside-down gauze garter	0		
2403	barrel of gunpowder	0		
2404	jam band flyers	0		
2405	ghostly rock band flyers	0		
2406	Panda outfit	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +5
2407	pink bat eye	0		
2408	worthless piece of glass	0		
2409	billy idol	0		
2410	bouncing rag	0		
2411	broken petri dish	0		
2412	sammich crust	0		
2413	jittery triffid bark	0		
2414	mirror lint	0		
2415	discarded pacifier	0		
2416	wobbly savvy bounty-hunting helmet	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1.5xFairy, cap 25"
2417	blue wobbly occult bounty-hunting rifle	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25
2418	bounty-hunting pants of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xFairy, cap 25"
2419	polarized super-unsweetened bottle of rhinoceros hormones	0		Effect: "stats.enq", Effect Duration: 57
2420	Vulcanized galvanized teeny-tiny magic scroll	0		Effect: "Patent Avarice", Effect Duration: 20
2421	nitrogenated twirling bottle of pirate juice	0		Effect: "Executive Greed", Effect Duration: 13
2422	corrupted ionized blue irradiated pet snacks	0		Effect: "Irresistible Resolve", Effect Duration: 49
2423	improved huge green tumbling Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	0		Effect: "Human-Goblin Hybrid", Effect Duration: 62
2424	pickled energized cyclops eyedrops	0		Effect: "Got Your Boots On", Effect Duration: 53
2425	aerosolized can of spinach	0		Effect: "Burnt 'n' Turnt", Effect Duration: 25
2426	polarized anodized Vulcanized tumbling fire flower	0		Effect: "Pumped Stomach", Effect Duration: 12
2427	boiled energized shaking freezerburned ice cube	0		Effect: "Tingling Feeling", Effect Duration: 15
2428	triple-quantum chilled warmed blue tumbling fake blood	0		Effect: "Aided and Abetted", Effect Duration: 49
2429	moist non-warmed electrified Eau de Guaneau	0		Effect: "Joyful Resolve", Effect Duration: 53
2430	energized extra-flattened altered bag of lard	0		Effect: "What's That Smell?", Effect Duration: 17
2431	liquefied galvanized altered bottle of Mystic Shell	0		Effect: "Using Protection", Effect Duration: 42
2432	pickled denatured mirror teal SPF 451 lip balm	0		Effect: "Worth Your Salt", Effect Duration: 31
2433	alkaline tarnished bottle of antifreeze	0		Effect: "Eye of the Seal", Effect Duration: 21
2434	ionized modified eyedrops	0		Effect: "Feeling No Pain", Effect Duration: 56
2435	super-adjusted ionized frozen Dogsgotnonoz pills	0		Effect: "Briny Blood", Effect Duration: 28
2436	enhanced donkey flipbook	0		Effect: "Icy Composition", Effect Duration: 59
2437	New Cloaca-Cola	0		
2438	scented massage oil	0		
2439	poltergeist-in-the-jar-o	0		
2440	gray unnatural gas	0		
2441	Knob Goblin Encryption Key	0		
2442	twirling Cobb's Knob map	0		
2443	blue twirling Oprah's Rosewater's pink glowstick	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2007-03", Raveosity: +1
2444	triple-distilled acceptable Supernova Champagne	10	good	
2445	twirling Deactivated O. A. F.	0		Last Available: "2007-04"
2446	hardware upgrade	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-04"
2447	bad penguin egg	0		Free Pull
2448	tasteful bow tie	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2449	tumbling six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola	0		
2450	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	0		
2451	fireproof goatskin umbrella	0		Hot Resistance: +3
2452	huge prompt Temple Grandin's wool hat	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 43"
2453	blurry Goodfella contract	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2454	inspector's weightlifter's belt	0		Muscle: +15, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip
2455	bar whip of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100
2456	shaking extremely unsafe barskin buckler	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100
2457	blinking Tesla whip	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
2458	brainy barskin loincloth	0		Mysticality: +5, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 4xVolley, cap 6"
2459	tighty whiteys	0		Item Drop: +5, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 3xVolley, cap 10"
2460	pulsating narrow MacGyver's yak toupee	0		Maximum MP: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 25"
2462	narrow odor extractor	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
2463	Manual of Transcendent Olfaction	0		Skill: "Transcendent Olfaction"
2464	normal bowl of Bounty-Os	3	good	
2465	weak lousy Oreille Divisée brandy	2	decent	
2466	maroon skewed pompadour'd puppy	0		
2467	cyan suede shoes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2468	lime green callused fingerbone	0		
2469	blue bundle of receipts	0		
2470	cork	0		
2471	huge stardust	0		
2472	wilted lettuce	0		
2473	olive empty greasepaint tube	0		
2474	clown skin	0		
2475	baleful supercool clown wig	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Spell Damage: +25, Clowniness: 50, Familiar Effect: "chromatic atk, 1xPotato, cap 12"
2476	clownskin belt of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Clowniness: 50
2477	hale clownskin buckler	0		Maximum HP: +20, Clowniness: 50
2478	sizzling clown whip	0		Hot Damage: +10, Clowniness: 50
2479	demon skin	0		
2480	stanky demon-horned hat	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xLep, cap 17"
2481	cyan shellacked demon buckler	0		Damage Reduction: 7
2482	Tesla padded demon whip of doom	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
2483	rosy-cheeked barskin cloak	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30
2484	gray sharpshooter's medical-grade snakeskin duster	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
2485	miser's healthy clownskin harness	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +10, Clowniness: 50
2486	personal trainer's Socratic demonskin jacket	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
2487	pulsating executive hipposkin poncho	0		Meat Drop: +40
2488	squat yak anorak of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
2489	razor-sharp tuxedo shirt	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25
2490	tumbling smartaleck's gnauga hide vest of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Moxie Percent: +30
2491	bouncing shirt kit	0		
2492	tropical orchid	0		
2493	twirling stick of dynamite	0		
2494	reassuring Socratic Necrotelicomnicon	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spooky Resistance: +1
2495	Cookbook of the Damned of doom of Flo-Jo	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +100
2496	slick Sinful Desires of extreme caution	0		Moxie: +10, Monster Level: -25
2497	molybdenum magnet	0		
2498	molybdenum hammer	0		
2499	molybdenum screwdriver	0		
2500	molybdenum pliers	0		
2501	bouncing molybdenum crescent wrench	0		
2502	Really Expensive Jewelry and You	0		Skill: "Really Expensive Jewelrycrafting"
2503	extra-fancy ring setting	0		
2504	precious piercing post	0		
2505	purple necklace chain	0		
2506	beach glass bead	0		
2507	cyan clay peace-sign bead	0		
2508	beach glass necklace of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3
2509	pulsating ghostly Sinatra's peace-sign necklace	0		Experience (Moxie): +5
2510	ribald Sinatra's round sunglasses	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip
2511	Frat Army FGF	0		
2512	Hippy Army MPE	0		
2513	hardy strapping spark plug earring	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum HP: +50
2514	shaking gravedigger's thinker's woven baling wire bracelets	0		Mysticality: +10, Spooky Damage: +10
2515	teal knitted banded gearbox necklace	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Cold Resistance: +3
2516	smartaleck's wrench bracelet	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Item Drop: +5
2517	shaking hardened stylish chain necklace	0		Moxie: +25, Damage Reduction: 3
2518	bouncing sawblade shield of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25
2519	bad McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	4	decent	
2520	lousy twirling melted Jell-o shot	3	decent	
2521	irresponsibly strong delicious cruelty-free wine	8	awesome	
2522	drinkable weak thistle wine	2	good	
2523	gray narrow megatofu	0		
2524	displaced fish	0		
2525	normal fish	4	good	
2526	moldy small spinning cyan fish casserole	2	crappy	
2527	bite-sized spoiled gray spinning fish lasagna	1	crappy	
2528	filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")	0		
2529	rotten gnatloaf	4	crappy	
2530	low-calorie spoiled upside-down gnatloaf casserole	1	crappy	
2531	normal gnat lasagna	4	good	
2532	pork	0		
2533	bland pork chop sandwiches	4	decent	
2534	snack-sized spoiled pork casserole	2	crappy	
2535	rotten pork lasagna	4	crappy	
2536	canopic jar	0		
2537	spice	0		
2538	organs	0		
2539	huge Ankh of Badahnkadh of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Single Equip
2540	tomb ratchet	0		
2541	Mayflower bouquet	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Drops Items, Last Available: "2007-05", Item Drop (sporadic): +2.5, Meat Drop (sporadic): +5
2542	pickled wobbly lesser grodulated violet	0		Effect: "Power Ballad of the Arrowsmith", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2007-05"
2543	cold-filtered squat tin magnolia	0		Effect: "Frigid Weapon", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2007-05"
2544	ionized frozen corrupted begpwnia	0		Effect: "Floundering", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2007-05"
2545	diffused extra-ionized huge upsy daisy	0		Effect: "Barking Mad", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2007-05"
2546	activated pickled half-orchid	0		Effect: "Brocolate Brostidigitation", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2007-05"
2547	auspicious medical-grade tin star	0		Item Drop: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2007-05"
2548	nasty outrageous sombrero of the early riser	0		Stench Damage: +5, Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2007-05"
2549	greedy knitted "Humorous" T-shirt	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2007-05"
2550	Peppercorns of Power	0		
2551	bouncing vial of mojo	0		
2552	reeds	0		
2553	turtle chain	0		
2554	distilled seal blood	0		
2555	high-octane olive oil	0		
2556	fireproof weightlifter's strapping Shagadelic Disco Banjo	0		Muscle: 20, Hot Resistance: +3, Class: "Disco Bandit"
2557	educational Squeezebox of the Ages of the early riser	0		Experience: +1, Adventures: +7, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15
2558	pulsating Socratic Chelonian Morningstar of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
2559	blue fireproof Hammer of Smiting of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Hot Resistance: +3, Class: "Seal Clubber"
2560	dog trainer's stylish 17-alarm Saucepan	0		Moxie: +25, Experience (familiar): +1, Class: "Sauceror"
2561	vibrating steel-toed savvy Greek Pasta Spoon of Peril	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Class: "Pastamancer"
2562	shaking half-rotten brain	0		
2563	bonesaw	0		
2564	plus-sized phylactery	0		
2565	blurry can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	0		
2566	Azazel's unicorn	0		
2567	Azazel's lollipop	0		
2568	bouncing Azazel's tutu	0		
2569	altered blurry ant agonist	0		Effect: "Feet of Watermelon", Effect Duration: 15
2570	twirling ant hoe	0		Familiar Effect: "sleaze damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2571	spinning red ant rake	0		Familiar Effect: "hot damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2572	ant pitchfork	0		Familiar Effect: "stench damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2573	ant sickle	0		Familiar Effect: "spooky damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2574	ant pick	0		Familiar Effect: "cold damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2575	bronzed locust	0		
2576	honey-dipped locust	0		
2577	asbestos-lined Oprah's cactus quill	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Hot Resistance: +5
2578	lard-coated horrifying scorching Staff of the Short Order Cook	0		Hot Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
2579	spoiled cactus fruit	4	crappy	
2580	family-friendly scorpion whip of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +1
2581	handful of sand	0		
2582	brick of sand	0		
2583	small yummy centipede eggs	2	awesome	
2584	yellow wobbly grievous wonderwall shield	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50
2585	squat MacGyver's Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	0		Maximum MP: +100
2586	bouncing teal electrified General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
2587	maroon asbestos-lined Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	0		Hot Resistance: +5
2588	mirror dog trainer's Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	0		Experience (familiar): +1
2589	bland gray hot date	3	decent	
2590	weak artisanal distilled fortified wine	2	EPIC	
2591	moldy tasty tart	3	crappy	
2592	bouncing Knob Goblin lunchbox	0		
2593	low-calorie flavorless Knob pasty	1	decent	
2594	mediocre strong thermos full of Knob coffee	5	decent	
2595	alkaline Ben-Gal™ Balm	0		Effect: "Ponderous Potency", Effect Duration: 66
2596	blurry leathery cat skin	0		
2597	leathery bat skin	0		
2598	leathery rat skin	0		
2599	blinking Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate	0		
2600	carbonated water lily	0		
2601	blue greasy manspreader's hardened Staff of the Midnight Snack	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Monster Level: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
2602	olive vibrating thinker's Staff of Blood and Pudding of the bloodbag	0		Mysticality: +10, Maximum HP: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +10
2603	smoldering box	0		
2604	Samson's Tuesday's ruby	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Variable
2605	palm frond	0		
2606	palm-frond fan	0		
2607	pulsating palm-frond whip of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100
2608	tumbling twirling palm-frond net	0		
2609	ghostly palm-frond capris of terror of the early riser	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "1.5xGhuol, cap 35"
2610	cool extra-large palm-frond toupee	0		Moxie: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 37"
2611	palm-frond cloak of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
2612	vinyl coin purse	0		
2613	red rocky raccoon	0		
2614	mojo filter	0		
2615	normal big fuchsia savoy truffle	5	good	
2616	Magi-Wipes	0		
2617	narrow boom	0		
2618	pulsating forbidden Iiti Kitty phone charm	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip
2619	squat jar of swamp gas	0		Last Available: "2007-05"
2620	bite-sized moldy unidentified jerky	1	crappy	
2621	cyan vibrating medical-grade nasty rat mask	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xBarrr, cap 45"
2622	ghostly purple electrified ratskin belt of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
2623	teal Annie Oakley's energetic rattail whip	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +20
2624	gravedigger's bat hat	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Item Drop: +5, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xVolley, cap 45"
2625	auspicious bat whip of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Item Drop: +10
2626	cyan up-at-dawn bat-ass jacket of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Adventures: +5
2627	cool catskin cap of the sweet-tooth	0		Moxie: +5, Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 45"
2628	smooth catskin buckler of bravery	0		Moxie: +15, Spooky Resistance: +5
2629	tail o' nine cats of Gandalf of terror	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
2630	Hugo's Weaving Manual	0		
2631	dry fuchsia huge gremlin juice	0		Effect: "Fifty Ways to Bereave Your Lover", Effect Duration: 62
2632	aerosolized cold-filtered wobbly mother's helper	0		Effect: "Metal Speed", Effect Duration: 41
2633	up-at-dawn perfumed pat-a-cake pendant	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Adventures: +5
2634	tumbling red mummy wrapping	0		
2635	purple really thick bandage	0		
2636	mirror mummy mask of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 42"
2637	lard-coated horrifying gauze shorts	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 42"
2638	purple gauze hammock	0		Bonus Resting HP: +60
2639	cherry soda	0		
2640	ghostly foul-smelling greaves of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 40"
2641	lime green horrifying Sinatra's cowboy hat	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Spooky Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 41"
2642	hardy groovy Maxwell's Silver Hammer	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Maximum HP: +50
2643	studded happiness	0		Damage Absorption: +80
2644	huge shaking feather	0		
2645	feather	0		
2646	frightful feather	0		
2647	fetid feather	0		
2648	olive flirtatious feather	0		
2649	wobbly energetic Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Single Equip
2650	red bottled pixie	0		Free Pull
2651	pixie spog	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-06"
2652	normal S.T.L.T.	4	good	Last Available: "2007-06"
2653	stale immense honey-dew	10	decent	Last Available: "2007-06"
2654	artisanal teal Xanadian	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2007-06"
2655	quadruple-anodized improved olive bottle of absinthe	0		Effect: "Frozen Shoulders", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2007-06"
2656	blurry Oprah's baleful Drowsy Sword	0		Spell Damage: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +50
2657	bland jumbo escargotsicle	5	decent	Last Available: "2007-06"
2658	distilled bad bottle of realpagne	5	decent	Last Available: "2007-06"
2659	Socratic albatross necklace	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-06"
2660	mixed wobbly red not-a-pipe	1	crappy	Effect: "Blood-Gorged", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2007-06"
2661	bad flask of Amontillado	4	decent	Last Available: "2007-06"
2662	healthy ball mask	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 22", Last Available: "2007-06"
2663	arcane researcher's Can-Can skirt	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Familiar Effect: "1.5xFairy, 2xPotato, cap 22", Last Available: "2007-06"
2664	moist teal sensitive poetry journal	0		Effect: "Robocamo", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2007-06"
2665	triple-warmed huge tumbling bottled inspiration	0		Effect: "Certainty", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2007-06"
2666	warmed bellhop bell	0		Effect: "Hella Smooth", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2007-06"
2667	ionized colloidal twirling spiky collar	0		Effect: "Adventurer's Best Friendship", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2007-06"
2668	denatured fuchsia spinning can-can-in-a-can	1		Last Available: "2007-06"
2669	vaporized blurry patent antipsychotics	1		Effect: "Inappropriate Spirit", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2007-06"
2670	modified olive upside-down blinking Mariner's Friend cough drops	1		Last Available: "2007-06"
2671	delicious shot of nepenthe schnapps	4	awesome	Last Available: "2025-03"
2672	cyan skewed library card	0		Last Available: "2007-06"
2673	Bohemian rhapsody	0		Last Available: "2007-06"
2674	corrupted magnetized aerosolized bottle of cat tonic	0		Effect: "Memory of Resilience", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2007-06"
2675	twisted lime green handful of moss	1		
2676	diluted bit-o-cactus	1		Effect: "Really Deep Breath", Effect Duration: 30
2677	denatured cyan protein powder	1		
2678	spectre scepter	0		
2679	irradiated pickled sparkler	0		Effect: "Spore-Wreathed", Effect Duration: 50
2680	triple-polarized super-boiled irradiated snake	0		Effect: "Snobby", Effect Duration: 58, Wiki Name: "snake"
2681	corrupted M-242	0		Effect: "Boilermade", Effect Duration: 31
2682	detuned radio	0		
2683	upside-down Warehouse 23 crate	0		
2684	Jack Frost's experienced armgun	0		Experience: +2, Cold Spell Damage: +50
2685	seashell necklace	0		
2686	commemorative war stein	0		
2687	stone frisbee	0		
2688	green perfumed smartaleck's dreadlock whip of the businessman	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Stench Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +50
2689	horrifying Herculean beer-a-pult	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Spooky Damage: +25
2690	gravedigger's thinker's cast-iron legacy paddle	0		Mysticality: +10, Spooky Damage: +10
2691	snack-sized decent jittery handful of nuts and berries	2	good	
2692	wobbly deadly driftwood sculpture of the cheetah	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Initiative: +60
2693	Tesla massive sitar of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
2694	manspreader's healthy stone baseball cap of the storm	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Monster Level: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 48"
2695	drinkable enchanted cup of beer	3	good	Effect: "Butt-Rock Hair", Effect Duration: 35
2696	ovoid thing	0		
2697	duct tape	0		
2698	shaking spinning duct tape wallet	0		
2699	pulsating auspicious rock-hard duct tape shirt	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Item Drop: +10
2700	narrow thinker's duct tape fedora of the brute	0		Mysticality: +10, Muscle Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 48"
2701	asbestos-lined duct tape sword of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Hot Resistance: +5
2702	mansplainer's Da Vinci's duct tape dockers	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Monster Level: +15, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 48"
2703	blurry ghostly dance instructor's duct tape buckler	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
2704	teal blurry shrinking powder	0		
2705	frightening stiffened smartaleck's blackberry slippers	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Damage Reduction: 1, Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip
2706	lard-coated Van der Graaf Rosewater's blackberry moccasins	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
2707	gray gravedigger's blackberry combat boots of the brute of the bloodbag	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +100, Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip
2708	unsweetened blinking jittery funky dried mushroom	0		Effect: "Glittering Eyelashes", Effect Duration: 20
2709	exotic parrot egg	0		
2710	red cracker	0		Familiar Weight: +15
2711	non-electrified narrow facepaint	0		Effect: "Ooh, Salty!", Effect Duration: 45
2712	diffused sheepskin diploma	0		Effect: "Souper Vengeful", Effect Duration: 28
2713	quantum squat tumbling Black Body™ spray	0		Effect: "Took Eleven", Effect Duration: 49
2714	spinning floorboard cruft	0		
2715	sausage bomb	0		
2716	wobbly curative Fonzie's slick battered hubcap	0		Moxie: +10, Experience (Moxie): +1, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
2717	twirling inspector's occult educational hood ornament	0		Experience: +1, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Item Drop: +15
2718	spinning blinking spare kidney	0		
2719	double-paned hand-carved bokken of the pedagogue of courage	0		Experience: +3, Cold Resistance: +5, Spooky Resistance: +3
2720	twirling Van der Graaf hand-carved bow of vim and vigor of Calamity Jane	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +15, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
2721	rosy-cheeked Sinatra's hand-carved staff of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): 8, Maximum HP Percent: +30
2722	Tesla sinister Sinatra's Staff of the Greasefire of extreme caution	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Spell Damage: +10, Monster Level: -25, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
2723	hardened wicked Socratic Staff of the Grand Flambé	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spell Damage: +5, Damage Reduction: 3
2724	adequate miniature bowl of rye sprouts	2	good	
2725	stale miniature tumbling cob of corn	2	decent	
2726	tasty blue juniper berries	4	awesome	
2727	spoiled thick plum	5	crappy	
2728	flavorless thick pear	5	decent	
2729	stale peach	3	decent	
2730	drinkable blurry plum wine	3	good	
2731	perfectly mixed green shot of pear schnapps	4	EPIC	
2732	hand-crafted shot of peach schnapps	4	EPIC	
2733	rotten blurry bunch of square grapes	4	crappy	
2734	bland wobbly brown sugar cane	3	decent	
2735	moldy small sandwich of the gods	2	crappy	
2736	aged Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	4	awesome	
2737	twisted leopard-print barbell	1	decent	
2738	pile of smoking rags	0		
2739	Vulcanized narrow panty raider camouflage	0		Effect: "Mer-kinny Flavor", Effect Duration: 61
2740	blinking maroon aromatic Herculean cool Staff of the Walk-In Freezer	0		Moxie: +5, Experience (Muscle): +1, Stench Resistance: +1
2741	hand-crafted high-proof boilermaker	8	EPIC	
2742	adequate super-sized steel lasagna	5	quest	
2743	perfectly mixed practically non-alcoholic steel margarita	1	quest	
2744	dried yellow steel-scented air freshener	1		
2745	dry huge gremlin mutagen	0		Effect: "Barbecue Saucy", Effect Duration: 32
2746	double-chilled concentrated blurry extra-potent gremlin mutagen	0		Effect: "Mystically Oiled", Effect Duration: 11
2747	chunk of depleted Grimacite	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2748	curative furniture dolly	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
2749	narrow energetic Staff of the Grease Trap of wisdom of the sewer	0		Mysticality: +15, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +25
2750	nasty occult Uranium Omega of Temperance	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip
2751	ruddy Lead Zeta of Chastity of courage	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip
2752	wobbly twirling Rosewater's Aluminum Epsilon of Humility of mayonnaise	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
2753	jittery Lo Pan's Zinc Delta of Tranquility of the overflowing toilet	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
2754	sizzling dangerous Nickel Gamma of Frugality	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Hot Damage: +10, Single Equip
2755	green knitted foul-smelling Iron Beta of Industry	0		Stench Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip
2756	green ruddy Copper Alpha of Sincerity of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Single Equip
2757	educational Red Balloon of Valor of the bloodbag	0		Experience: +1, Maximum HP: +100, Single Equip
2758	blinking jittery slick Purple Horseshoe of Honor of Calamity Jane	0		Moxie: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Single Equip
2759	narrow crafty Blue Diamond of Honesty of mayonnaise	0		Maximum MP: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
2760	squat occult weightlifter's Green Clover of Justice	0		Muscle: +15, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Single Equip
2761	perfumed Herculean Yellow Moon of Compassion	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip
2762	upside-down hale hardened Orange Star of Sacrifice	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum HP: +20, Single Equip
2763	twirling wool supercool Pink Heart of Spirit	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip
2764	narrow dog trainer's energetic Order of the Silver Wossname of horror	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Experience (familiar): +1, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
2765	Harold's bell	0		
2766	spinning bowling ball	0		
2767	big stale Crimbo pie	5	decent	
2768	small normal pear tart	2	good	
2769	bland gray peach pie	4	decent	
2770	activated chunk of rock salt	0		Effect: "Mana Tea", Effect Duration: 27
2771	corrupted triple-anodized handful of pine needles	0		Effect: "You Know Who to Call", Effect Duration: 49
2772	steamy ruby	0		
2773	ghostly glacial sapphire	0		
2774	unearthly onyx	0		
2775	effluvious emerald	0		
2776	wobbly tawdry amethyst	0		
2777	yellow reassuring sinister filigreed hamethyst earring	0		Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1
2778	manspreader's cool filigreed hamethyst necklace of Tarzan	0		Moxie: +5, Experience (Muscle): +3, Monster Level: +10, Single Equip
2779	bouncing nasty Annie Oakley's quilted filigreed hamethyst ring	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip
2780	Annie Oakley's vibrating hale baconstone earring	0		Maximum HP: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Single Equip
2781	rosewater-soaked baconstone necklace	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +5, Single Equip
2782	auspicious electrified baconstone ring of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Item Drop: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
2783	fireproof wool pulled porquoise earring	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Hot Resistance: +3
2784	mirror maroon sharpshooter's stiffened pulled porquoise pendant	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Single Equip
2785	skewed red rosewater-soaked nasty sage pulled porquoise ring	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip
2786	bouncing frosty wicked Earring of Fire	0		Spell Damage: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
2787	Pendant of Fire of Gandalf of the boozehound	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip
2788	skewed narrow gravedigger's sage Ring of Fire	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip
2789	miser's ruddy Ice-Cold Beerring	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip
2790	ghostly hale Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace of the storm	0		Maximum HP: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Single Equip
2791	healthy Ice-Cold Beer Ring of the glutton	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip
2792	wholesome Unspeakable Earring of the early riser	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Adventures: +7, Single Equip
2793	upside-down blurry reassuring baleful Choker of the Ultragoth	0		Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip
2794	The Ring of the storm of the businessman	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip
2795	blinking Van der Graaf brainy Nose Ring of Putrescence	0		Mysticality: +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
2796	aromatic therapeutic Putrid Pendant	0		Stench Resistance: +1, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
2797	huge educational Ring of the Sewer Snake of the dark arts	0		Experience: +1, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
2798	ghostly scandalous thinker's Mudflap-Girl Earring	0		Mysticality: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip
2799	boxer's Mudflap-Girl Necklace of the scaredy-cat	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Monster Level: -15, Single Equip
2800	vibrating Mudflap-Girl Ring of bravery	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip
2801	pulsating vial of Gnomochloric acid	0		
2802	flask of Gnomochloric acid	0		
2803	jug of Gnomochloric acid	0		
2804	concentrated chilled mirror vial of hamethyst juice	0		Effect: "Neuroplastici Tea", Effect Duration: 19
2805	oxidized vial of baconstone juice	0		Effect: "Rave Nirvana", Effect Duration: 39
2806	deionized dry vial of porquoise juice	0		Effect: "Shrimpin' Ain't Easy", Effect Duration: 14
2807	adjusted denatured flask of hamethyst juice	0		Effect: "Hella Smart", Effect Duration: 32
2808	dry flask of baconstone juice	0		Effect: "Memory of Resilience", Effect Duration: 50
2809	oxidized enhanced flask of porquoise juice	0		Effect: "Gingerbread Robust", Effect Duration: 30
2810	pressed squat jug of hamethyst juice	0		Effect: "Super Speed", Effect Duration: 19
2811	denatured jug of baconstone juice	0		Effect: "[1701]Hip to the Jive", Effect Duration: 43
2812	aerosolized super-vacuum-sealed ghostly jug of porquoise juice	0		Effect: "Crying, Dying", Effect Duration: 38
2813	reassuring Beret of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Spooky Resistance: +1, Four Songs, Brimstone, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep"
2814	careful hardy hardened Bludgeon	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum HP: +50, Monster Level: -10, Brimstone
2815	lightning-fast avaricious auspicious Bunker	0		Item Drop: +10, Meat Drop: +30, Initiative: +40, Brimstone
2816	chaotic shellacked Boxers of the empath	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +5, Brimstone, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep"
2817	lion tamer's fortified Brooch of the blizzard	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Experience (familiar): +2, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Brimstone
2818	perfumed Jim Carey's Bracelet of the sewer	0		Monster Level: +25, Stench Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Brimstone
2819	chaotic Grimacite gasmask of incineration	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2008-11"
2820	lime green chilly electrified Grimacite gat	0		Cold Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2008-11"
2821	shaking lard-coated Grimacite gaiters of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 2xGhoul, cap 37", Last Available: "2008-11"
2822	executive Lo Pan's Grimacite gauntlets	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-11"
2823	shaking frightening MacGyver's Grimacite go-go boots	0		Maximum MP: +100, Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-11"
2824	Grimacite girdle of the brazier of the glutton	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-11"
2825	spinning Annie Oakley's Grimacite gown	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2008-11"
2826	nasty flame-wreathed Staff of the Kitchen Floor of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +5
2827	gray huge anniversary gift box	0		
2828	wobbly maroon loaded dice	0		
2829	really dense meat stack	0		
2830	digital key lime	0		
2831	star key lime	0		
2832	moldy digital key lime pie	3	crappy	
2833	enchanted small bland shaking star key lime pie	2	decent	Effect: "Powder Power", Effect Duration: 30
2834	wool Jack Frost's bottle-rocket crossbow of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +1, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire red bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire blue bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire orange bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire purple bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire black bottle-rocket", Last Available: "2007-07"
2835	indie comic hipster glasses of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2"
2836	squat wizard action figure	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
2837	tumbling mint-condition magic wand	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2838	spinning executive sharpshooter's glowstick	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2007-08", Raveosity: +1
2839	chaotic Periodical Paintbrush	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Softcore Only
2840	aged weak bottle of cooking sherry	2	awesome	
2841	super-sized rotten packet of ketchup	5	crappy	
2842	perfectly mixed high-proof accidental cider	10	EPIC	
2843	thick normal dire fudgesicle	5	good	
2844	Temple Grandin's wholesome brainy navel ring of navel gazing of doom	0		Mysticality: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +7, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-09", Item Drop (sporadic): 4.25, Meat Drop (sporadic): 4.25
2845	class five ecto-larva	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
2846	blinking plastic bib	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2847	shellacked Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield	0		Damage Reduction: 7
2848	pulsating Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	0		
2849	ghostly shrunken navigator head	0		
2850	hand-crafted weak squat moonberry wine cooler	2	EPIC	
2851	stale immense enchanted fine aged cheddarwurst	9	decent	Effect: "Staying Frosty", Effect Duration: 25
2852	tumbling tumbling branch from the Great Tree	0		
2853	Phil Bunion's axe	0		
2854	bouquet of swamp roses	0		
2855	blurry horrifying huge mosquito proboscis of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Spooky Damage: +25
2856	chilled lime green swamp lolly	0		Effect: "Chalked-Up Teeth", Effect Duration: 51
2857	extra-flattened galvanized corrupted wobbly seegar butt	0		Effect: "Sensation", Effect Duration: 51
2858	bottled swamp gas	0		
2859	censurious perfumed witch wart	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +3
2860	flavorless bite-sized swamp muck	1	decent	
2861	chaotic padded dangerous leechknife	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Damage Absorption: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +10
2862	decomposed boot	0		
2863	enhanced shaking dribbly candle	0		Effect: "Less Pervious", Effect Duration: 28
2864	tumbling narrow stolen meatpouch	0		
2865	blue chilly Jim Carey's beaver spear	0		Monster Level: +25, Cold Damage: +5
2866	gravedigger's fortified shamanic beads	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Spooky Damage: +10
2867	therapeutic dilapidated wizard hat of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "cap 31"
2868	diffused pirate pamphlet	0		Effect: "Magically Delicious", Effect Duration: 44
2869	ionized pirate brochure	0		Effect: "Cock of the Walk", Effect Duration: 51
2870	triple-enhanced pirate tract	0		Effect: "No Vertigo", Effect Duration: 25
2871	skewed burnt flower	0		
2872	ruddy padded plastic Naughty Sorceress	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +40
2873	jittery spinning lion tamer's crafty plastic Ed the Undying	0		Maximum MP: +10, Experience (familiar): +2
2874	supercharged plastic Lord Spookyraven of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +30
2875	sinister plastic Dr. Awkward	0		Spell Damage: +10
2876	plastic protector spectre of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3
2877	cyan plastic Baron von Ratsworth of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50
2878	cool plastic Boss Bat	0		Moxie: +5
2879	frosty plastic Knob Goblin King	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
2880	ghostly plastic Bonerdagon of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
2881	plastic The Man of the ox	0		Muscle: +20
2882	tumbling gray prompt plastic The Big Wisniewski	0		Adventures: +3
2883	ghostly huge plastic Felonia	0		Item Drop: +5
2884	plastic Beelzebozo of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20
2885	purple wicked plastic conservationist hippy	0		Spell Damage: +5
2886	plastic 7-foot dwarf of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100
2887	thinker's plastic angry bugbear	0		Mysticality: +10
2888	upside-down deadly plastic anime smiley	0		Weapon Damage: +5
2889	greasy plastic apathetic lizardman	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
2890	dog trainer's plastic astronomer	0		Experience (familiar): +1
2891	flame-retardant plastic beanbat	0		Hot Resistance: +1
2892	supercool plastic blooper	0		Moxie Percent: +20
2893	mirror ruddy plastic brainsweeper	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40
2894	deadly plastic briefcase bat	0		Weapon Damage: +5
2895	teal plastic demoninja of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50
2896	crafty plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	0		Maximum MP: +10
2897	jittery plastic drunk goat of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100
2898	Jeselnik's plastic fiendish can of asparagus	0		Sleaze Damage: +25
2899	jittery inspector's plastic Gnollish crossdresser	0		Item Drop: +15
2900	blue lightning-fast plastic handsome mariachi	0		Initiative: +40
2901	MacGyver's plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	0		Maximum MP: +100
2902	smartaleck's plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	0		Moxie Percent: +30
2903	Oprah's plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50
2904	educational plastic Knott Yeti	0		Experience: +1
2905	sizzling plastic lemon-in-the-box	0		Hot Damage: +10
2906	spinning perfumed plastic lobsterfrogman	0		Stench Resistance: +5
2907	twirling plastic ninja snowman of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100
2908	blinking plastic Orcish Frat Boy of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
2909	plastic G Imp of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10
2910	plastic goth of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50
2911	knitted plastic cubist bull	0		Cold Resistance: +3
2912	Socratic plastic scary clown	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1
2913	bouncing careful plastic smarmy pirate	0		Monster Level: -10
2914	plastic spiny skelelton of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3
2915	jittery stiffened plastic Spam Witch	0		Damage Reduction: 1
2916	olive smooth plastic vampire	0		Moxie: +15
2917	ghostly Jack Frost's plastic taco cat	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50
2918	narrow jittery beefy plastic undead elbow macaroni	0		Muscle: +10
2919	family-friendly plastic warwelf	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1
2920	gray sinister plastic whitesnake	0		Spell Damage: +10
2921	blue plastic XXX pr0n of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
2922	resourceful plastic zmobie	0		Maximum MP: +50
2923	red plastic Protagonist of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3
2924	yellow family-friendly plastic Spunky Princess	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1
2925	cyan lion tamer's plastic topiary golem	0		Experience (familiar): +2
2926	plastic senile lihc of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20
2927	padded plastic Iiti Kitty	0		Damage Absorption: +20
2928	studded plastic Gnomester Blomester	0		Damage Absorption: +80
2929	Sherlock's plastic Trouser Snake	0		Item Drop: +25
2930	wicked plastic Axe Wound	0		Spell Damage: +5
2931	blurry personal trainer's plastic Hellion	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
2932	plastic Black Knight of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30
2933	pulsating plastic pair of tweezers of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20
2934	fuchsia bouncing educational plastic fruit golem	0		Experience: +1
2935	personal trainer's plastic fluffy bunny	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
2936	yellow castagnets	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2937	wobbly siesta-ing Casagnova gnome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-10"
2938	Jacob's ladder	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2939	upside-down unemployed hunchbacked minion	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-10"
2940	toothsome Surprise Egg	4	awesome	
2941	super-ionized adjusted blurry Steal This Candy	0		Effect: "Minerva's Zen", Effect Duration: 50
2942	quantum polymerized chocolate filthy lucre	0		Effect: "Sweet and Green", Effect Duration: 66
2943	polymerized polymerized liquefied Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	0		Effect: "Mucilaginous Muscle", Effect Duration: 47
2945	MacGyver's strapping party hat	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum MP: +100, Familiar Effect: "4xLep, cap 7"
2946	gravedigger's Da Vinci's V for Vivala mask	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Combat Item Damage Percent: 50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Creepy Grin", Last Available: "2007-11"
2947	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	0		
2948	strong smooth shot of rotgut	5	awesome	
2949	diffused unsweetened moist jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade	0		Effect: "Big Ol' Glass of Rum", Effect Duration: 32
2950	Cap'm Caronch's Map	0		
2951	Orcish Frat House blueprints	0		
2952	frosty glowstick of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2007-11", Raveosity: +1
2953	upside-down charrrm bracelet	0		
2954	maroon spinning executive tip jar	0		Meat Drop: +40
2955	thick flavorless yam candy	5	decent	
2956	squat cocktail napkin	0		
2957	skewed squat rum barrel charrrm	0		
2958	half-sized adequate tube of cranberry Go-Goo	2	good	
2959	bouncing rum barrel charrrm bracelet of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50
2960	normal jittery single-serving herbal stuffing	4	good	
2961	bland packet of tofurkey gravy	3	decent	
2962	adequate jumbo tofurkey nugget	5	good	
2963	spinning rigging shampoo	0		
2964	huge ball polish	0		
2965	mizzenmast mop	0		
2966	squat Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	0		
2967	tarnished magnetized blinking twirling Swabbie™ swab	0		Effect: "Pumped Up", Effect Duration: 67
2968	moist Oil of Parrrlay	0		Effect: "Bricked-In", Effect Duration: 58
2969	super-sized normal creamsicle	5	good	
2970	weak smooth cream stout	2	awesome	
2971	jittery mansplainer's beefy curmudgel	0		Muscle: +10, Monster Level: +15
2972	green grumpy man charrrm	0		
2973	sinister grumpy man charrrm bracelet	0		Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
2974	tarrrnish charrrm	0		
2975	healthy tarrrnished charrrm bracelet of the detective	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Item Drop: +20, Single Equip
2976	perfectly mixed pulsating bilge wine	3	EPIC	
2977	extremely unsafe witty rapier	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100
2978	slick yohohoyo of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Moxie: +10
2979	energized cyan blinking fish-liver oil	0		Effect: "Feeling No Pain", Effect Duration: 69
2980	booty chest charrrm	0		
2981	foul-smelling booty chest charrrm bracelet	0		Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip
2982	pulsating cannonball charrrm	0		
2983	twirling ghostly cannonball charrrm bracelet	0		Single Equip, Sporadic Thorns: 0.25
2984	copper ha'penny charrrm	0		
2985	copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3
2986	tongue charrrm	0		
2987	lard-coated rosy-cheeked tongue charrrm bracelet	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
2988	bit of clingfilm	0		
2989	narrow clingfilm trousers of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato, cap 37"
2990	Van der Graaf clingfilm cap of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 37"
2991	jittery tumbling flame-wreathed clingfilm slippers	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
2992	blurry clingfilm tangle	0		
2993	delicious thick wobbly vinegar-soaked lemon slice	5	awesome	
2994	alkaline narrow purple true grit	0		Effect: "Towering Strength", Effect Duration: 67
2995	blinking inspector's family-friendly gravedigger's buoybottoms	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +15, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xLep, cap 37"
2996	grungy flannel shirt of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100
2997	ghostly gray hale beefy grungy bandana	0		Muscle: +10, Maximum HP: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 0.5xPotato, cap 37"
2998	flame-retardant grassy cutlass	0		Hot Resistance: +1
2999	spinning Cap'm Caronch's nasty booty	0		
3000	Cap'm Caronch's dentures	0		
3001	stylish pegleg	0		Moxie: +25, Single Equip
3002	wool lamé pants	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 1xLep, cap 25"
3003	jittery dangerous enormous hoop earring	0		Weapon Damage: +10
3004	skewed spinning ruddy hardened costume sword	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum HP Percent: +40
3005	rainbow pearl	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3006	greasy rainbow pearl earring of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3007	upside-down double-paned Herculean rainbow pearl necklace	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3008	frosty rainbow pearl ring of doom	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3009	Idol of Ak'gyxoth of Leguizamo of bravery	0		Monster Level: +20, Spooky Resistance: +5
3010	medical-grade beefy Emblem of Ak'gyxoth	0		Muscle: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
3011	sinister altar fragment	0		
3012	shimmering rainbow sand	0		
3013	simple key	0		
3014	ornate key	0		
3015	upside-down gilded key	0		
3016	foot locker	0		
3017	ornate chest	0		
3018	gilded chest	0		
3019	lime green all-purpose cleaner	0		
3020	mirror handful of sawdust	0		
3021	stone triangle	0		
3022	medium stone triangle	0		
3023	small stone triangle	0		
3024	twirling stone pyramid	0		
3025	mediocre corpse on the beach	3	decent	
3026	drinkable corpsetini	3	good	
3027	tolerable corpsedriver	3	good	
3028	artisanal Corpse Island iced tea	4	EPIC	
3029	practically non-alcoholic lousy red-headed corpse	1	decent	
3030	watered-down acceptable purple kamicorpse-ee	2	good	
3031	bad practically non-alcoholic corpsel	1	decent	
3032	delicious weak narrow blinking fuchsia corpsebite	2	awesome	
3033	nippy pirate fledges	0		Cold Damage: +10, Look like a Pirate
3034	piece of thirteen	0		
3035	flavorless massive tumbling spinning pearl onion	10	decent	
3036	normal squat sea biscuit	3	good	
3037	drinkable bottle of rum	4	good	
3038	artisanal weak olive bottle of black-label rum	2	EPIC	
3039	green ghostly narrow cannonball	0		
3040	green voodoo skull	0		
3041	joke scroll	0		
3042	spinning Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3043	cyan metallic foil bow	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
3044	metallic foil radar dish	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.", Last Available: "2011-12"
3045	rotten nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	3	crappy	Last Available: "2007-12"
3046	flavorless nanite-infested candy cane	4	decent	Last Available: "2020-09"
3047	decent gray nanite-infested fruitcake	4	good	Last Available: "2007-12"
3048	tolerable spirit-forward nanite-infested eggnog	5	good	Last Available: "2007-12"
3049	El Vibrato power sphere	0		
3050	wobbly mirror foul-smelling eyepatch	0		Stench Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
3051	squat greasy cutlass	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
3052	upside-down fireproof breeches	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
3053	mood ring	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
3054	corrupted candy heart	0		Effect: "Hella Tough", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2007-02"
3055	ionized oxidized ghostly cymbal syrup	0		Free Pull, Effect: "Liquid Courage", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2007-02"
3056	gravedigger's metallic foil cat ears	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Alters Page Text, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2007-02"
3057	spinning nanofiber cloth	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3058	skewed iGoogly	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3059	theoretical string	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3060	bouncing skewed synthetic stuffing	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3061	toy hoverpad	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3062	narrow green LED block	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3063	tumbling spinning lime green shaking gyroscope	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3064	stylish cyborg doll	0		Moxie: +25, Last Available: "2007-12"
3065	buckyball	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3066	ghostly occult toy maglev monorail	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3067	dollhive	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3068	toy deathbot	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3069	laser cannon	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3070	plexifoam chin strap	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3071	spinning silicon-infused gluteal shield	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3072	blurry skewed carbonite visor	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3073	set of Unobtainium straps	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3074	polymorphic fastening apparatus	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3075	skewed General Assembly Module	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3076	laser targeting chip	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3077	jittery hi-density nylocite leg armor	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3078	pulsating kevlateflocite helmet	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3079	Bulky Buddy Box	0		Last Available: "2007-12", Wiki Name: "Bulky Buddy Box (hatchling)"
3080	narrow narrow teddy borg	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3081	Samson's marionette collective	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Last Available: "2007-12"
3082	monomolecular yo-yo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3083	narrow gray blob	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3084	sharpshooter's borg sock monkey	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2007-12"
3085	squat dangerous roboduck-on-a-string of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Weapon Damage: +10, Last Available: "2007-12"
3086	mylar scout drone	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3087	teddy borg sewing kit	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3088	Annie Oakley's beefy biomechanical crimborg helmet	0		Muscle: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2007-12"
3089	Jack Frost's friendly C.B.F.G.	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2007-12"
3090	Usain Bolt's biomechanical crimborg leg armor of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1.5xGhuol, cap 37", Last Available: "2007-12"
3091	polymerized vitachoconutriment capsule	0		Effect: "Coming Up Roses", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2007-12"
3092	supercool handmade hobby horse	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Last Available: "2007-12"
3093	forbidden ball-in-a-cup	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2007-12"
3094	skewed healthy set of jacks	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2007-12"
3095	normal big spinning laser-broiled pear	5	good	Last Available: "2007-12"
3096	lightning-fast Samson's polyalloy shield	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2007-12"
3097	fish scaler	0		Last Available: "2007-12", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.33
3098	killing feather	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3099	upside-down ring	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3100	robotronic egg	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3101	rogue swarmer	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3102	sawblade fragment	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3103	fuchsia unstable laser battery	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3104	maroon Fonzie's vibrating cyborg knife of the dark arts	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2007-12"
3105	groovy immense cyborg hand of courage	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2007-12"
3106	shaking ribald frosty cyborg stompin' boot of the early riser	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3107	deactivated RoboGoose	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3108	overclocked avian microprocessor	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-12"
3109	Miniborg stomper	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3110	Miniborg strangler	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3111	Miniborg laser	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3112	mirror blurry Miniborg beeper	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3113	Miniborg hiveminder	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3114	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3115	narrow skewed old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3116	narrow lime green Hodgman	0		
3117	ghostly Libram of Divine Favors	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12", Skill: "Summon Party Favor"
3118	red divine noisemaker	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3119	divine can of silly string	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3120	divine blowout	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3121	divine champagne popper	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3122	divine cracker	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3123	skewed divine champagne flute	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3124	tarnished liquefied red fruitfilm	0		Effect: "Serendipi Tea", Effect Duration: 54
3125	quadruple-denatured piece of after eight	0		Effect: "Al Dente Inferno", Effect Duration: 48
3126	upside-down hobo nickel	0		
3127	bouncing sandcastle	0		
3128	blue marshmallow	0		
3129	spoiled roasted marshmallow	3	crappy	
3130	disc	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3131	moldy tin cup of mulligan stew	3	crappy	
3132	extremely unsafe flamin' bindle of Leguizamo	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Monster Level: +20
3133	upside-down chaotic freezin' bindle of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Spell Critical Percent: +10
3134	mansplainer's ruddy stinkin' bindle	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Monster Level: +15
3135	grievous bindle of the scaredy-cat	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Monster Level: -15
3136	experienced Rosewater's sleazy bindle	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience: +2
3137	smartaleck's 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	0		Moxie Percent: +30
3138	foul-smelling Hodgman's whackin' stick	0		Stench Damage: +10
3139	mirror Hodgman's imaginary hamster of the cheetah of the early riser	0		Initiative: +60, Adventures: +7
3140	soft shoes	0		Single Equip
3141	perfumed panhandle panhandling hat	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
3142	careful cup of infinite pencils	0		Monster Level: -10, Damage Aura: 1
3143	pulsating stanky dance instructor's Hodgman's disgusting technicolor overcoat	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25
3144	green pulsating a torn paper strip	0		
3145	upside-down gray El Vibrato translator	0		
3146	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)"
3147	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)"
3148	teal El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)"
3149	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)"
3150	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)"
3151	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)"
3152	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)"
3153	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)"
3154	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)"
3155	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)"
3156	El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)"
3157	El Vibrato drone	0		
3158	sparking El Vibrato drone	0		
3159	double-adjusted irradiated warm El Vibrato drone	0		Effect: "Alpine Mintiness", Effect Duration: 65
3160	quadruple-unsweetened vacuum-sealed humming El Vibrato drone	0		Effect: "Newt Gets In Your Eyes", Effect Duration: 38
3161	triple-improved extra-polymerized blinking El Vibrato drone	0		Effect: "Brocolate Brostidigitation", Effect Duration: 41
3162	maroon El Vibrato helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 1xFairy"
3163	blinking El Vibrato energy spear	0		
3164	El Vibrato leg guards	0		Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol"
3165	squat broken El Vibrato drone	0		
3166	repaired El Vibrato drone	0		
3167	ghostly augmented El Vibrato drone	0		
3168	ionized liquefied huge seal eyeball	0		Effect: "Toast Tea", Effect Duration: 64
3169	flavorless small turtle soup	2	decent	Effect: "[598]A Little Bit Evil"
3170	evil noodles	0		
3171	wobbly nauseating reagent	0		
3172	jittery scorching evil paper umbrella	0		Hot Damage: +25
3173	diffused galvanized jittery yellow evil vihuela	0		Effect: "Tennis Elbow-wow", Effect Duration: 36
3174	diet bland spinning spinning evil boring spaghetti	1	decent	
3175	half-sized enchanted flavorless evil noodles	2	decent	Effect: "Material Witness", Effect Duration: 35
3176	normal snack-sized mirror evil noodles	2	good	
3177	enchanted normal evil painful penne pasta	3	good	Effect: "Ooh, Bitter!", Effect Duration: 25
3178	bland small 3vi1 pr0n m4nic0tti	2	decent	
3179	snack-sized stale ghostly evil ravioli della hippy	2	decent	
3180	tasty immense bouncing evil noodles	7	awesome	
3181	ionized non-adjusted evil potion of potency	0		Effect: "Feroci Tea", Effect Duration: 43
3182	galvanized triple-boiled green evil libation of liveliness	0		Effect: "Happy Trails", Effect Duration: 27
3183	wet warmed tumbling evil tomato juice of powerful power	0		Effect: "Yet tea", Effect Duration: 53
3184	triple-warmed energized squat evil eyedrops of the ermine	0		Effect: "Jacked In", Effect Duration: 43
3185	double-aerosolized polarized evil ointment of the occult	0		Effect: "Flimsy Shield of the Pastalord", Effect Duration: 34
3186	extra-cold-filtered triple-pressed huge evil serum of sarcasm	0		Effect: "Steroid Boost", Effect Duration: 26
3187	oxidized lime green evil philter of phorce	0		Effect: "Polar Express", Effect Duration: 51
3188	high-proof perfectly mixed an evil sump'm sump'm	7	EPIC	
3189	fancy perfectly mixed mirror evil ducha de oro	3	EPIC	Effect: "Oily Flavor", Effect Duration: 15
3190	perfectly mixed special evil horizontal tango	4	EPIC	Effect: "Sugar High", Effect Duration: 5
3191	mediocre irresponsibly strong mirror evil roll in the hay	9	decent	
3192	ghostly naughty origami kit	0		Last Available: "2008-02"
3193	naughty fortune teller	0		Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3194	upside-down origami "gentlemen's" magazine	0		Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3195	naughty paper shuriken	0		Last Available: "2008-02"
3196	wobbly medical-grade origami pasties	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3197	spinning origami riding crop of the blizzard of mayonnaise of the detective	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3198	twirling El Vibrato trapezoid	0		
3199	shaking lump of coal	0		
3200	lump of diamond	0		
3201	thick padded envelope	0		
3202	Socratic brawny KoL Con IV Pole of the cheetah	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2007-09"
3203	dwarvish magazine	0		
3204	dwarvish war helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 41"
3205	dwarvish war mattock	0		
3206	dwarvish war kilt	0		Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 41"
3207	squat dwarvish punchcard	0		
3208	blinking small laminated card	0		
3209	laminated card	0		
3210	notbig laminated card	0		
3211	unlarge laminated card	0		
3212	dwarvish document	0		
3213	teal dwarvish paper	0		
3214	blinking blue dwarvish parchment	0		
3215	overcharged El Vibrato power sphere	0		
3216	mirror Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form	0		Free Pull
3217	mirror El Vibrato Megadrone	0		
3218	beefcake's glowstick of the boozehound	0		Muscle: +25, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2008-02", Raveosity: +1
3219	olive sane hatrack	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3220	hobo code binder	0		Free Pull
3221	wobbly gator skin	0		
3222	chilly banded gatorskin umbrella	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Cold Damage: +5
3223	sewer nuggets	0		
3224	spinning sewer wad	0		
3225	hand-crafted weak bottle of sewage schnapps	2	EPIC	
3226	artisanal practically non-alcoholic bottle of Ooze-O	1	EPIC	
3227	decent C.H.U.M. chum	4	good	
3228	super-sized decent bouncing unfortunate dumplings	5	good	
3229	mirror decaying goldfish liver	0		
3230	irradiated oil of oiliness	0		Effect: "Material Witness", Effect Duration: 29
3231	perfumed tattered paper crown	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xSombrero, cap 15"
3232	gigantic decent red vanilla-frosted king cake	9	good	Last Available: "2008-03"
3233	inflatable duck	0		
3234	water wings	0		Wiki Name: "water wings"
3235	skewed skewed noodle	0		
3236	Kissin' Cousins	0		Skill: "Awesome Balls of Fire"
3237	Tales from the Fireside	0		Skill: "Conjure Relaxing Campfire"
3238	Blizzards I Have Died In	0		Skill: "Snowclone"
3239	spinning Maxing, Relaxing	0		Skill: "Maximum Chill"
3240	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	0		Skill: "Eggsplosion"
3241	bouncing Travels with Jerry	0		Skill: "Mudbath"
3242	blurry Let Me Be!	0		Skill: "Raise Backup Dancer"
3243	twirling Asleep in the Cemetery	0		Skill: "Creepy Lullaby"
3244	squat ghostly Summer Nights	0		Skill: "Grease Lightning"
3245	Sensual Massage for Creeps	0		Skill: "Inappropriate Backrub"
3246	jittery Jack Frost's Ol' Scratch's ol' britches of the detective	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +20, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xPotato"
3247	scorching Temple Grandin's Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Hot Damage: +25, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "hot atk"
3248	resourceful grievous Ol' Scratch's ash can of terror	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum MP: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Sauceror"
3249	Lo Pan's pink plastic baby	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-03"
3250	sausage	0		
3251	squat fuchsia executive brawny Frosty's silk hat	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +40, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "cold atk"
3252	up-at-dawn friendly Frosty's carrot	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Adventures: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip
3253	nippy Lo Pan's Sinatra's Frosty's nailbat	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Cold Damage: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3254	blinking double-paned Oscus's pelt of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Cold Resistance: +5, Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip
3255	blue stanky Wand of Oscus of Calamity Jane of temperance	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Class: "Pastamancer"
3256	Temple Grandin's brainy Oscus's dumpster waders	0		Mysticality: +5, Familiar Weight: +7, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xBarrr"
3257	frightening Fonzie's Zombo's skullcap	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Spooky Damage: +5, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "spooky atk"
3258	zippy Zombo's shield of the dark arts of Calamity Jane	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Initiative: +20, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
3259	blue tumbling Zombo's grievous greaves of the brute of Leguizamo	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Monster Level: +20, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
3260	Chester's moustache of the wise owl of the businessman of the glutton	0		Mysticality: +20, Meat Drop: +50, Food Drop: +100, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip
3261	veiny personal trainer's Chester's bag of candy	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum HP: +10, Class: "Disco Bandit"
3262	blue quilted Chester's cutoffs of Gandalf	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1.5xGhuol"
3263	Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts	0		Last Available: "2008-04", Skill: "Summon Tasteful Items"
3264	candygram	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3265	bouncing bag of Crotchety Pine saplings	0		
3266	bag of Saccharine Maple saplings	0		
3267	bag of Laughing Willow saplings	0		
3268	deionized handful of Crotchety Pine needles	0		Effect: "The Magical Mojomuscular Melody", Effect Duration: 21
3269	Vulcanized anodized ionized twirling lump of Saccharine Maple sap	0		Effect: "Chunky", Effect Duration: 13
3270	irradiated cyan pulsating huge handful of Laughing Willow bark	0		Effect: "Salsa Satanica", Effect Duration: 13
3271	crotchety pants of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Put Down Roots", Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 18"
3272	cool Saccharine Maple pendant	0		Moxie: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spray Sap"
3273	experienced willowy bonnet	0		Experience: +2, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Rouse Sapling", Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 18"
3274	flavored foot massage oil	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3275	dart	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3276	black-and-blue light	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3277	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3278	squat dance instructor's studded belt	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Last Available: "2008-04"
3279	squat personal massager	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3280	personalized coffee mug	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-04"
3281	plasma ball	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3282	Annie Oakley's stick-on eyebrow piercing	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2008-04"
3283	moldy shaking salad	3	crappy	
3284	mirror hardy C.H.U.M. lantern of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum HP: +50
3285	spinning greasy C.H.U.M. knife	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
3286	scorching Frosty's snowball sack	0		Hot Damage: +25
3287	maroon upside-down quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3288	shimmering tendrils	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3289	scintillating powder	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3290	blurry abandoned candy	0		
3291	secret tropical island volcano lair map	0		
3292	adorable seal larva	0		
3293	untamable turtle	0		
3294	macaroni duck	0		
3295	blinking friendly cheez blob	0		
3296	unusual disco ball	0		
3297	olive stray chihuahua	0		
3298	pretty pink bow	0		
3299	smiley-face sticker	0		
3300	huge farfalle bow tie	0		
3301	jalapeño slices	0		
3302	stick-on mini solar panels	0		
3303	sombrero	0		Sombrero Bonus: +10
3304	upside-down Argarggagarg's fang	0		
3305	Safari Jack's moustache	0		
3306	Yakisoba's hat	0		
3307	Heimandatz's heart	0		
3308	Jocko Homo's head	0		
3309	squat The Mariachi's guitar case	0		
3310	spinning maroon sealskin drum of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3311	mirror rosewater-soaked washboard shield	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
3312	teal inspector's spaghetti-box banjo	0		Item Drop: +15, Class: "Pastamancer"
3313	skewed thinker's marinara jug	0		Mysticality: +10, Class: "Sauceror"
3314	makeshift castanets of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Class: "Disco Bandit"
3315	left-handed melodica	0		Item Drop: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief"
3316	altered olive shaking epic wad	1	EPIC	
3317	brawny bottlecap	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Single Equip
3318	friendly corncob pipe	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Single Equip
3319	cyan prompt Mr. Joe's bangles	0		Adventures: +3, Single Equip
3320	huge rosewater-soaked frayed rope belt	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip
3321	packet of mayfly bait	0		Last Available: "2008-05"
3322	ghostly red Jeselnik's mayfly bait necklace of Flo-Jo	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Initiative: +100, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summon Mayfly Swarm", Last Available: "2008-05"
3323	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	0		
3324	Frosty's frosty mug	0		
3325	perfectly mixed jar of fermented pickle juice	4	super EPIC	
3326	denatured mirror voodoo snuff	1	EPIC	Effect: "Slime Time", Effect Duration: 45
3327	stale squat extra-greasy slider	4	decent	
3328	coward's therapeutic crumpled felt fedora	0		Monster Level: -20, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "0.75xVolley, 0.75xLep"
3329	tumbling executive slick battered top-hat	0		Moxie: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 0.75xFairy"
3330	MacGyver's Socratic shapeless wide-brimmed hat	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum MP: +100, Familiar Effect: "0.75xLep, 0.75xFairy"
3331	auspicious Van der Graaf mostly rat-hide leggings	0		Item Drop: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
3332	supercool hobo dungarees of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Moxie Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 1xPotato"
3333	foul-smelling fortified patched suit-pants	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Stench Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 0.5xFairy"
3334	mirror hobo stogie	0		Single Equip
3335	ghostly rope with some soap on it	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
3336	dead guy's piece of double-sided tape	0		
3337	tumbling toasty Jim Carey's dead guy's memento	0		Monster Level: +25, Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
3338	decent jittery banquet	3	good	
3339	sharpened hubcap	0		
3340	jittery very caltrop	0		
3341	twirling twirling The Six-Pack of Pain	0		
3342	hobo monkey	0		
3343	narrow olive bindle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3344	bed of coals	0		
3345	air mattress	0		
3346	filth-encrusted futon	0		
3347	comfy coffin	0		
3348	jittery mattress	0		
3349	dinged-up triangle	0		
3350	lousy spirit-forward blinking Ralph IX cognac	5	decent	
3351	llama lama cria	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-06"
3352	zen motorcycle	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3353	alkaline flattened tumbling llama lama gong	0		Effect: "Rage of the Reindeer", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2008-06"
3354	normal banana-frosted king cake	4	good	Last Available: "2008-08"
3355	narrow sage brown plastic baby	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-08"
3356	plump juicy grub	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3357	narrow blinking blue shimmering moth	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3358	delectable fire ant	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3359	jittery scrumptious ice ant	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3360	stinkbug	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3361	pulsating yummy death watch beetle	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3362	tasty louse	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3363	bland miniature mole molé	2	decent	Last Available: "2008-06"
3364	bad squat Morlock's Mark Bourbon	4	decent	Last Available: "2008-06"
3365	nitrogenated deionized Climate Colada	0		Effect: "Chlorophyll Flavor", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2008-06"
3366	non-altered non-dry upside-down digital underground potion	0		Effect: "5 Pounds Lighter", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2008-06"
3367	interesting-looking twig	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3368	compressed narrow jittery glimmering roc feather	1	crappy	Last Available: "2008-06"
3369	powdered green upside-down glimmering phoenix feather	1		Last Available: "2008-06"
3370	altered glimmering penguin feather	1		Last Available: "2008-06"
3371	pickled blue glimmering buzzard feather	1		Last Available: "2008-06"
3372	diluted gray glimmering raven feather	1		Last Available: "2008-06"
3373	denatured skewed mirror glimmering great tit feather	1		Last Available: "2008-06"
3374	house of twigs and spit	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3375	skewed The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	0		Skill: "The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder"
3376	tumbling Benetton's Medley of Diversity	0		Skill: "Benetton's Medley of Diversity"
3377	blinking huge Elron's Explosive Etude	0		Skill: "Elron's Explosive Etude"
3378	Chorale of Companionship	0		Skill: "Chorale of Companionship"
3379	Prelude of Precision	0		Skill: "Prelude of Precision"
3380	jittery avaricious nasty Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	0		Stench Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +30
3381	stiffened Ol' Scratch's stove door	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Thorns: 1
3382	squat greasy occult Ol' Scratch's manacles of the empath	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Weight: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
3383	skewed upside-down frightening veiny grievous Chester's sunglasses	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP: +10, Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip
3384	shaking lightning-fast Temple Grandin's Chester's muscle shirt	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Initiative: +40
3385	lightning-fast scandalous Chester's Aquarius medallion	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Initiative: +40, Single Equip
3386	brawny Zombo's shoulder blade of Tarzan	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience (Muscle): +3
3387	rosewater-soaked veiny Zombo's skull ring	0		Maximum HP: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip
3388	Zombo's empty eye	0		
3389	greasy Frosty's arm of the businessman	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +50
3390	Lo Pan's rock-hard Staff of the Deepest Freeze of Flo-Jo	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Initiative: +100
3391	Frosty's iceball	0		
3392	upside-down Oscus's garbage can lid of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Thorns: 1
3393	Oscus's neverending soda	0		
3394	Lo Pan's Oscus's flypaper pants of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
3395	razor-sharp Hodgman's porkpie hat of terror	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 0.5xVolley, 0.5xFairy"
3396	dog trainer's shellacked Hodgman's lobsterskin pants	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato"
3397	Jack Frost's sharpshooter's Hodgman's bow tie	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
3398	perfectly mixed red Hodgman's blanket	3	EPIC	
3399	lousy narrow jar of squeeze	3	decent	
3400	spoiled fancy big bowl of fishysoisse	5	crappy	Effect: "Twinkly Weapon", Effect Duration: 35
3401	triple-activated deadly lampshade	0		Effect: "Berry Berry Cold", Effect Duration: 49
3402	nitrogenated blinking concentrated garbage juice	0		Effect: "Wistfully Nostalgic", Effect Duration: 58
3403	lewd playing card	0		
3404	cyan therapeutic studded deck of lewd playing cards of the detective	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Item Drop: +20, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
3405	squat occult Hodgman's sock	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Single Equip
3406	stylish Hodgman's varcolac paw	0		Moxie: +25
3407	nasty Hodgman's almanac	0		Stench Damage: +5
3408	perfumed Hodgman's harmonica	0		Stench Resistance: +5
3409	lion tamer's Hodgman's garbage sticker	0		Experience (familiar): +2
3410	boxer's Hodgman's detector	0		Muscle Percent: +10
3411	dog trainer's Hodgman's cane	0		Experience (familiar): +1
3412	jittery Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	0		Skill: "Natural Born Scrabbler"
3413	upside-down mirror Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	0		Skill: "Thrift and Grift"
3414	wobbly Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	0		Skill: "Abs of Tin"
3415	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	0		Skill: "Marginally Insane"
3416	tumbling hobo fortress blueprints	0		
3421	box of fireworks	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire off a Roman Candle", Last Available: "2008-07", Item Drop (sporadic): +12.5
3422	unsweetened deionized squat cyan sterno-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Using Protection", Effect Duration: 42
3423	ionized polarized upside-down blue frostbite-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Ooh, Bitter!", Effect Duration: 30
3424	moist corrupted fry-oil-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "I See Everything Thrice!", Effect Duration: 56
3425	super-oxidized deionized non-denatured garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Eye of the Seal", Effect Duration: 48
3426	magnetized magnetized mirror strawberry-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Leo Rising", Effect Duration: 64
3427	blinking skewed roll of Hob-Os	0		
3428	wet dry Everlasting Deckswabber	0		Effect: "Mer-kinny Flavor", Effect Duration: 16
3430	bindle of joy	0		
3431	shaking cotton candy cocoon	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-08"
3432	mirror cotton candy cordial	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2008-08"
3433	spice melange	0		
3434	rattling cigar box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3435	stylish stirring stick of horror	0		Moxie: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +25
3436	manspreader's supercharged beefy Staff of the Teapot Tempest	0		Muscle: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Monster Level: +10
3437	shaking executive reassuring careful Staff of the Black Kettle	0		Monster Level: -10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +40
3438	olive medical-grade brainy Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron of mayonnaise	0		Mysticality: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
3439	Rainbow's Gravity	0		Skill: "Rainbow Gravitation", Last Available: "2008-07"
3440	powdered fuchsia prismatic wad	1	decent	Last Available: "2008-07"
3441	club of the five seasons	0		Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2008-07"
3442	coward's rainbow crossbow	0		Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2008-07"
3443	kitten	0		
3444	executive webbed comic mask	0		Meat Drop: +40, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 2"
3445	blinking Junior Adventurer's kit	0		
3446	groovy prism necklace	0		Single Equip, Sporadic Thorns: 2.5
3447	frosty six-rainbow shield of the detective	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2008-07"
3448	rainbow bomb	0		Last Available: "2008-07"
3449	cotton candy cone	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3450	cotton candy pinch	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3451	cotton candy smidgen	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3452	blurry cotton candy skoshe	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3453	purple cotton candy plug	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3454	narrow cotton candy pillow	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3455	cotton candy bale	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3456	trusty torch of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2011-12"
3457	ghostly fortified Junior Adventurer's merit badge	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Single Equip
3458	pressed boiled STYX deodorant body spray	0		Effect: "Impregnably Delicious", Effect Duration: 34
3459	fancy weak mediocre mirror white-label gin	2	decent	Effect: "Sausage Festive", Effect Duration: 5
3460	snack-sized stale skewed tin rations	2	decent	
3461	tumbling haiku challenge map	0		
3462	terrible poem	0		
3463	tolerable ghostly bottle of sake	3	good	
3464	supercool round pebble	0		Moxie Percent: +20
3465	special spoiled Bash-Ōs cereal	3	crappy	Effect: "Amorous", Effect Duration: 35, Wiki Name: "Bash-Os cereal"
3466	upside-down wobbly smelly toasty brawny haiku katana	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Raindrop Attack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summer Siesta", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Falling Leaf Whirlwind", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Winter's Bite Technique", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "The 17 Cuts", Last Available: "2008-09"
3467	bargain flash powder	0		
3468	plastic baby of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-12"
3469	bland blueberry-frosted king cake	3	decent	Last Available: "2008-12"
3470	bitty bathysphere	0		Familiar Weight: -20, Underwater Familiar, Familiar Effect: "adventure underwater"
3471	damp boot	0		
3472	ghostly sinister personal trainer's Seasonal Beret of chilblains	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Spell Damage: +10, Cold Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 25"
3473	Bash-Ōs boxtop	0		Wiki Name: "Bash-Os boxtop"
3474	altered blinking cranberry cordial	0		Effect: "Macho Profundo", Effect Duration: 66
3475	denatured wobbly blackberry polite	0		Effect: "Heart Aflame", Effect Duration: 27
3476	chilled blurry bouncing plum lozenge	0		Effect: "Ginger Snapped", Effect Duration: 53
3477	super-improved wet denatured ghostly bouncing pear lozenge	0		Effect: "Hypercubed", Effect Duration: 51
3478	Vulcanized anodized squat peach lozenge	0		Effect: "Abyssal Sweat", Effect Duration: 34
3479	olive balloon shield	0		Thorns: 1
3480	upside-down spot	0		
3481	cyan pulsating uniclops egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-10"
3482	bouncing passed-out psychedelic bear	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-10"
3483	psychedelic bubble wand	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3484	eye 'n' horn shampoo	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3485	enhanced chilled glittery mascara	0		Effect: "Patent Alacrity", Effect Duration: 14
3486	pulsating dull fish scale	0		
3487	huge rough fish scale	0		
3488	spinning pristine fish scale	0		
3489	bland jumbo beefy fish meat	5	decent	Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 5
3490	decent jumbo mirror glistening fish meat	5	good	Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 5
3491	bland huge jittery slick fish meat	8	decent	Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 5
3492	narrow coward's ruddy fish scimitar	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Monster Level: -20
3493	banded fish stick of the early riser	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Adventures: +7
3494	auspicious foul-smelling fish bazooka	0		Stench Damage: +10, Item Drop: +10
3495	colloidal narrow sea salt crystal	0		Effect: "Destructive Resolve", Effect Duration: 55
3496	aerosolized unsweetened gray bazookafish bubble gum	0		Effect: "Spooky Flavor", Effect Duration: 67
3497	smooth bottle of Pete's Sake	3	awesome	
3498	invisible bag	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2011-12"
3499	mirror witch hat	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2011-12"
3500	beholed bedsheet	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2011-12"
3501	adequate green canapés	3	good	
3502	vaporized thermos of brew	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-12"
3503	drinkable watered-down bouncing glass of brandy	2	good	Last Available: "2011-12"
3504	skewed French slippers	0		
3505	tumbling chilly LWA ring	0		Cold Damage: +5
3506	teal twirling LARP membership card	0		Last Available: "2008-10"
3507	Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-11", Skill: "Summon Stickers"
3508	up-at-dawn scratch 'n' sniff sword	0		Adventures: +5, Breakable, Last Available: "2008-11"
3509	scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker	0		Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2008-11"
3510	scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker	0		Experience: +2, Last Available: "2008-11"
3511	scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker	0		Meat Drop: +25, Last Available: "2008-11"
3512	scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker	0		All Attributes Percent: +10, Last Available: "2008-11"
3513	scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker	0		Spooky Damage: +3, Stench Damage: +3, Hot Damage: +3, Cold Damage: +3, Sleaze Damage: +3, Last Available: "2008-11"
3514	scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Spell Damage: +20, Last Available: "2008-11"
3515	blue lion tamer's boxer's ganger bandana	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Experience (familiar): +2, Familiar Effect: "atk"
3516	narrow eel skin	0		
3517	eelskin hat of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk", Thorns: [env(underwater)]
3518	executive eelskin pants	0		Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, MP regen", Thorns: [env(underwater)]
3519	shellacked eelskin shield	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Thorns: [env(underwater)]
3520	shark tooth	0		
3521	blue pulsating perfumed shark tooth necklace of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip
3522	lard-coated ruddy shark jumper	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
3523	deionized diffused shark cartilage	0		Effect: "Christmessy", Effect Duration: 69
3524	adjusted eel battery	0		Effect: "Sweet Taste", Effect Duration: 36
3525	boiled cold-filtered double-altered temporary teardrop tattoo	0		Effect: "Super Accuracy", Effect Duration: 57
3526	wizardly scratch 'n' sniff crossbow	0		Mysticality: +25, Breakable, Last Available: "2008-11"
3527	ghostly skewed mutant rattlesnake egg	0		
3528	mutant fire ant egg	0		
3529	mutant cactus bud	0		
3530	huge mutant gila monster egg	0		
3531	blinking rattlesnake enrager	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3532	ant antidepressant	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3533	cactus monocle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3534	narrow green Jawmaster 2000™	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3535	jittery plans for depleted Grimacite hammer	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite hammer"
3536	plans for depleted Grimacite gravy boat	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite gravy boat"
3537	plans for depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt"
3538	wobbly plans for depleted Grimacite grappling hook	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite grappling hook"
3539	plans for depleted Grimacite ninja mask	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite ninja mask"
3540	plans for depleted Grimacite shinguards	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite shinguards"
3541	plans for depleted Grimacite astrolabe	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite astrolabe"
3542	jittery dog trainer's depleted Grimacite hammer	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2011-12"
3543	censurious personal trainer's depleted Grimacite gravy boat	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2011-12"
3544	bouncing boxer's depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt of extreme caution	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Monster Level: -25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
3545	huge wobbly lion tamer's dance instructor's depleted Grimacite grappling hook	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
3546	wobbly extremely unsafe stylish depleted Grimacite ninja mask	0		Moxie: +25, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-12"
3547	narrow fireproof nippy depleted Grimacite shinguards	0		Cold Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-12"
3548	blue depleted Grimacite astrolabe of dire peril of the blizzard	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
3549	bouncing KoL Con Cinco Piñata Bat of James Dean of the sweet-tooth	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Candy Drop: +100, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-09"
3550	narrow blinking green family-friendly propeller beanie	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7"
3551	tumbling green squat auspicious electrified resourceful straw hat	0		Maximum MP: +50, Item Drop: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy"
3552	family-friendly electrified experienced octopus's spade	0		Experience: +2, Sleaze Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
3553	soggy seed packet	0		
3554	glob of slime	0		
3555	stale sea carrot	4	decent	
3556	bite-sized tasty sea cucumber	1	awesome	
3557	flavorless bite-sized sea avocado	1	decent	
3558	bland blurry sea lychee	3	decent	
3559	low-calorie toothsome sea tangelo	1	awesome	
3560	stale sea honeydew	3	decent	
3561	flattened pressurized potion of puissance	0		Effect: "Human-Fish Hybrid", Effect Duration: 31
3562	triple-modified concentrated mirror pressurized potion of perspicacity	0		Effect: "Hammertime", Effect Duration: 43
3563	frozen concentrated pressurized potion of pulchritude	0		Effect: "All Glory To the Toad", Effect Duration: 49
3564	delicious narrow berry-infused sake	4	awesome	
3565	artisanal twirling citrus-infused sake	3	EPIC	
3566	bad melon-infused sake	4	decent	
3567	blinking slab of sponge	0		
3568	gray spinning curative quilted sponge helmet of chilblains	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Cold Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
3569	huge miser's forbidden spongy shield of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Meat Drop: +10
3570	jittery dance instructor's wizardly square sponge pants of dire peril	0		Mysticality: +25, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Weapon Damage: +20, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xPotato"
3571	flytrap pellet	0		
3572	blurry baby cuddlefish	0		
3573	six-armed sweater	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3574	tumbling slimy chest	0		
3575	sand dollar	0		
3576	flytrap bezoar	0		
3577	bezoar ring	0		
3578	candy cornucopia	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3579	green ballet slippers	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3580	wriggling flytrap pellet	0		
3581	sushi-rolling mat	0		
3582	super-sized normal pulsating rice	5	good	
3584	decent thick irradiated candy cane	5	good	Last Available: "2008-12"
3585	toothsome gingerbread mutant bugbear	3	awesome	Last Available: "2008-12"
3586	drinkable shaking oozenog	3	good	Last Available: "2008-12"
3587	liquefied sugar plum	0		Effect: "Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2008-12"
3588	nitrogenated alkaline tumbling sugar banana	0		Effect: "Ready to Snap", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2008-12"
3589	anodized polymerized sugar lime	0		Effect: "The Moxie of LOV", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2008-12"
3590	pickled sugar cherry	0		Effect: "Sourpuss", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2008-12"
3591	blurry Jack Frost's slick Mer-kin hookspear	0		Moxie: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Drops Meat
3592	Mer-kin takebag	0		Item Drop: +5
3593	lime green spinning Mer-kin thingpouch	0		
3594	Mer-kin killscroll	0		
3595	aerosolized enhanced blinking Mer-kin fastjuice	0		Effect: "Fiery Spirit", Effect Duration: 22
3596	jittery imitation crab crate	0		
3597	imitation crab meat	0		
3598	upside-down imitation crab zoea	0		
3599	nippy hardy strapping moist sailor's cap	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum HP: +50, Cold Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "stench atk"
3600	bouncing foul-smelling speargun of the detective	0		Stench Damage: +10, Item Drop: +20
3601	ghostly clever compass	0		Maximum MP: +20
3602	broken diving helmet	0		
3603	porthole	0		
3604	rivet	0		
3605	skewed bubblin' stone	0		
3606	manspreader's weightlifter's diving helmet of the scaredy-cat	0		Muscle: +15, Monster Level: -5, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato"
3607	lime green prompt chilly razor-sharp aerated diving helmet	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Cold Damage: +5, Adventures: +3, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato"
3608	live nautical mine	0		
3609	das boot	0		Familiar Weight: -10, Underwater Familiar, Familiar Effect: "adventure underwater"
3610	squat imitation whetstone	0		
3611	denatured huge sea grease	0		Effect: "Red-Shirted Escort", Effect Duration: 57
3612	sturdy Crimbo crate	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3613	huge battered Crimbo Crate	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3614	wobbly twitching claw	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3615	tumbling rigid carapace	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3616	blue pulsing flesh	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3617	moist chilled huge unstable DNA	0		Effect: "The Halls of Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2008-12"
3618	squat The Spirit of Crimbo	0		Free Pull, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Recite 'The Spirit of Crimbo'", Last Available: "2008-12"
3619	wriggling tentacle	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3620	mass of wriggling tentacles	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3621	pair of twitching claws	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3622	jittery skewed gnashing teeth	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3623	fuchsia chitinous pod	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3624	family-friendly parasitic claw	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2008-12"
3625	dance instructor's parasitic tentacles	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 5xBarrr, cap 7", Last Available: "2008-12"
3626	parasitic headgnawer of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2008-12", Thorns: 1
3627	stylish parasitic strangleworm	0		Moxie: +25, Last Available: "2008-12"
3628	pair of ragged claws	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3629	burrowgrub hive	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3630	gray Crimbo crate	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3631	concentrated Gummi-DNA	0		Effect: "Ghost Finger", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2020-09"
3632	radioactive chew toy	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3633	spinning lime green executive elven socks of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2008-12"
3634	flame-retardant rosy-cheeked elven gloves	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2008-12"
3635	toasty Da Vinci's festive holiday hat	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Hot Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 7", Last Available: "2008-12"
3636	blinking stanky patent shoes of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2008-12"
3637	hale gray bow tie of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2008-12"
3638	brawny penguin thesaurus of the detective	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2008-12"
3639	rotten gigantic squat blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	8	crappy	Effect: "Amorphous Cheer", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
3640	seaweed	0		
3641	jamfish jam	0		
3642	skewed gray dragonfish caviar	0		
3643	tumbling pufferfish spine	0		
3644	Da Vinci's depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Last Available: "2007-06"
3645	mediocre fancy canteen of wine	4	decent	Effect: "Old Time Hydration", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2008-12"
3646	yummy fancy elven <i>limbos</i> gingerbread	3	awesome	Effect: "Riboflavin'", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2008-12"
3647	elven whittling knife	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3648	magic dragonfish fry	0		
3649	map to Madness Reef	0		
3650	half-sized moldy toast with jam	2	crappy	Last Available: "2008-12"
3651	antlers	0		Familiar Weight: +4, Last Available: "2008-12"
3652	drinkable elven moonshine	4	good	Last Available: "2008-12"
3653	bland knuckle sandwich	3	decent	Last Available: "2008-12", Wiki Name: "knuckle sandwich"
3654	Jeselnik's lion tamer's psycho sweater	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2008-12"
3655	spinning fin-bit wax	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3656	plastic Mob Penguin of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Last Available: "2008-12"
3657	tumbling blinking brawny plastic mutant elf	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Last Available: "2008-12"
3658	purple inspector's plastic fat stack of cash	0		Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2008-12"
3659	rock-hard plastic strand of DNA	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3660	red pulsating mansplainer's plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	0		Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2008-12"
3661	container of Putty	0		Last Available: "2009-01"
3662	maroon tumbling slick Putty mitre	0		Moxie: +10, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-01"
3663	dance instructor's Putty leotard of the sewer	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Stench Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-01"
3664	bouncing vibrating Putty ball	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2009-01"
3665	blinking mirror shaking Putty sheet	0		Last Available: "2009-01"
3666	fireproof Putty snake of the ox of extreme caution	0		Muscle: +20, Monster Level: -25, Hot Resistance: +3, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2009-01"
3667	Putty monster	0		Last Available: "2009-01"
3668	miser's reassuring glow-in-the-dark wristwatch	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-01", Nonstackable Watch
3669	teal glow-in-the-dark dart gun of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2009-01"
3670	glow-in-the-dark burrowgrub of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Last Available: "2009-01"
3671	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3672	diet flavorless can of franks 'n' beans	1	decent	Last Available: "2010-12"
3673	artisanal bottle of peppermint schnapps	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2010-12"
3674	throbbing rage gland	0		Skill: "Vent Rage Gland"
3675	Mer-kin pressureglobe	0		
3676	Mer-kin foodbucket	0		
3677	fuchsia wobbly friendly diving muff	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Single Equip
3678	smooth skewed salinated mint julep	3	awesome	
3679	ink bladder	0		
3680	twirling esca	0		
3681	bubbling tempura batter	0		
3682	globe of Deep Sauce	0		
3683	shaking map to the Marinara Trench	0		
3684	miniature flavorless tempura carrot	2	decent	
3685	toothsome skewed tempura cucumber	3	awesome	
3686	decent tempura avocado	4	good	
3687	spoiled enchanted sea broccoli	4	crappy	Effect: "Turtle Power", Effect Duration: 30
3688	moldy sea cauliflower	3	crappy	
3689	moldy tempura broccoli	3	crappy	
3690	delicious tempura cauliflower	4	awesome	
3691	miniature normal sea blueberry	2	good	
3692	decent huge sea persimmon	3	good	
3693	aerosolized wobbly pressurized potion of perception	0		Effect: "Singer's Faithful Ocelot", Effect Duration: 17
3694	modified ghostly huge pressurized potion of proficiency	0		Effect: "Salad Days", Effect Duration: 61
3695	tumbling frosty Mer-kin digpick	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
3696	anemone nematocyst	0		
3697	tumbling high-pressure seltzer bottle	0		
3698	velcro ore	0		
3699	jittery teflon ore	0		
3700	vinyl ore	0		
3701	twirling skewed green map to Anemone Mine	0		
3702	wobbly marine aquamarine	0		
3703	valve wheel	0		
3704	purple waterlogged bootstraps	0		
3705	double-paned resourceful occult velcro broadsword	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP: +50, Cold Resistance: +5
3706	double-paned scorching velcro paddle ball of Flo-Jo	0		Hot Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +5, Initiative: +100
3707	bouncing chilly forbidden supercool velcro shield	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Cold Damage: +5
3708	horrifying ruddy velcro boots of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip
3709	bouncing Annie Oakley's beefy non-stick pugil stick	0		Muscle: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20
3710	perfumed sharpshooter's strapping teflon spatula	0		Muscle: +5, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Stench Resistance: +5
3711	wool Jim Carey's shellacked teflon shield	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Monster Level: +25, Cold Resistance: +1
3712	wobbly studded beefcake's teflon swim fins of the sweet-tooth	0		Muscle: +25, Damage Absorption: +80, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip
3713	curative 7-inch discus of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
3714	avaricious hardened PVC staff of the sweet-tooth	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Meat Drop: +30, Candy Drop: +100
3715	ghostly inspector's perfumed vinyl shield of the early riser	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +15, Adventures: +7
3716	shellacked vinyl boots of James Dean of the early riser	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Damage Reduction: 7, Adventures: +7, Single Equip
3717	maroon decaying oar	0		
3718	fishhook	0		
3719	squat lantern	0		
3720	decaying pole	0		
3721	bouncing decaying paddle	0		
3722	purple pulsating tarnished ring	0		
3723	cyan tarnished rod	0		
3724	wobbly brittle plastic handle	0		
3725	jittery skewed foggy glass globe	0		
3726	blue spinning possessed tomato	0		
3727	ghostly Nardz energy beverage	0		
3728	tumbling pile of coins	0		
3729	hand grenegg	0		
3730	caret	0		
3731	bouncing frosty glass gnoll eye	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
3732	colloidal Vulcanized upside-down cigar butt	0		Effect: "Peppermint Bite", Effect Duration: 23
3733	pulsating studded manly bloomers of the overflowing toilet	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 13"
3734	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	0		
3735	fat wallet	0		
3736	skewed zippy gravedigger's handwarmer	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Initiative: +20, Single Equip
3737	skewed steel-toed stylish lighter	0		Moxie: +25, Damage Reduction: 9
3738	snack-sized moldy ghostly packet of beer nuts	2	crappy	
3739	Boozehounds Anonymous token	0		
3740	handful of bees	0		
3741	spectral jelly	0		
3742	liquefied Vulcanized blurry blue jellyfish gel	0		Effect: "Perfect Hair", Effect Duration: 28
3743	unstable quark	0		
3744	blurry fuchsia software glitch	0		
3745	fumble formula	0		Recipe: "concoction of clumsiness"
3746	vampire pearl	0		
3747	mother's secret recipe	0		Recipe: "white chocolate chip brownies"
3749	altered ionized dry red spinning wobbly concoction of clumsiness	0		Effect: "damage.enh", Effect Duration: 57
3750	stanky vampire pearl earring	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
3751	stale chocolate chip brownies	3	decent	
3753	pulsating Libram of Love Songs	0		Last Available: "2009-02", Skill: "Summon Love Song"
3754	moist galvanized altered bouncing love song of vague ambiguity	0		Effect: "Improprie Tea", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2009-02"
3755	super-activated denatured narrow love song of smoldering passion	0		Effect: "Muddled", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2009-02"
3756	flattened boiled love song of icy revenge	0		Effect: "Loyal Tea", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2009-02"
3757	oxidized jittery skewed narrow love song of sugary cuteness	0		Effect: "Vital", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2009-02"
3758	dry green squat love song of disturbing obsession	0		Effect: "Coming Up Roses", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2009-02"
3759	triple-ionized polymerized love song of naughty innuendo	0		Effect: "Morninja", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2009-02"
3760	enhanced bouncing blurry breath mint	0		Effect: "Musky", Effect Duration: 14
3761	wobbly vampire pearl ring of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
3762	flame-wreathed vampire pearl necklace	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
3763	hand-crafted slug of vodka	3	EPIC	
3764	tolerable slug of rum	3	good	
3765	distilled mediocre slug of shochu	5	decent	
3766	hand-crafted wobbly teal screwdiver	4	EPIC	
3767	delicious weak upside-down dew yoana lei	2	awesome	
3768	lousy lychee chuhai	3	decent	
3769	bad salacious screwdiver	4	decent	
3770	artisanal dew yoana salacious lei	4	EPIC	
3771	mediocre salacious lychee chuhai	3	decent	
3772	lousy twirling Alewife&trade; Ale	4	decent	
3773	seaode	0		
3774	map to the Dive Bar	0		
3775	Mer-kin pinkslip	0		
3776	resourceful deadly pink pinkslip slip	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum MP: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr"
3777	blinking MacGyver's cool sea salt scrubs	0		Moxie: +5, Maximum MP: +100
3778	skewed careful strapping amber aviator shades of vim and vigor	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Monster Level: -10, Single Equip
3779	oxidized bouncing spinning hair of the fish	0		Effect: "Incensed", Effect Duration: 31
3780	scandalous Oprah's nurse's hat of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Sleaze Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk"
3781	ghostly blank prescription sheet	0		
3782	boiled skewed bottle of melodramamine	1		Effect: "Mystic Circle", Effect Duration: 5
3783	dried bottle of extra-strength melodramamine	1		
3784	paranormal ricotta	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3785	smoking talon	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3786	vampire glitter	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3787	wine-soaked bone chips	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3788	shaking crumbling rat skull	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3789	twitching trigger finger	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3799	narrow Apathargic Bandersnatch	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3800	aquaviolet jub-jub bird	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Familiar Effect: "mys stats"
3801	shaking pulsating lime green crimsilion jub-jub bird	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Frumious Bandersnatch", Familiar Effect: "mus stats"
3802	charpuce jub-jub bird	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Frumious Bandersnatch", Familiar Effect: "mox stats"
3803	squat gravedigger's nippy Mer-kin roundshield of doom	0		Cold Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
3804	smelly Mer-kin breastplate of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Stench Spell Damage: +10
3805	squat bouncing auspicious smooth Mer-kin sneakmask	0		Moxie: +15, Item Drop: +10, Combat Rate (Underwater): -5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy"
3806	Mer-kin prayerbeads	0		
3807	dry Mer-kin hidepaint	0		Effect: "Locks Like the Raven", Effect Duration: 16
3808	pulsating Mer-kin trailmap	0		
3809	purple Mer-kin healscroll	0		
3810	pulsating Mer-kin lockkey	0		
3811	Mer-kin stashbox	0		
3812	enchanted stale chocolate-frosted king cake	3	decent	Effect: "Abyssal Sweat", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2009-06"
3813	horrifying plastic baby	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-06"
3815	midget clownfish	0		
3816	half-height unicycle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3817	diet spoiled sea radish	1	crappy	
3818	MacGyver's clever halibut of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum MP: 120
3819	blinking gray eel sauce	0		
3820	therapeutic water-polo mitt	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
3821	boiled pressed extra-Vulcanized syringe	0		Effect: "Ghost Finger", Effect Duration: 60
3822	wand	0		Familiar Effect: "fishy spells", Sporadic Damage Aura: [0.2475*env(underwater)]
3823	alkaline alkaline wad of cotton	0		Effect: "Yuletide Sappiness", Effect Duration: 46
3824	maroon Grandma's Note	0		
3825	olive Grandma's Fuchsia Yarn	0		
3826	cyan Grandma's Chartreuse Yarn	0		
3827	plastic oyster egg	0		
3828	Grandma's Map	0		
3829	bland lime green jittery tempura radish	4	decent	
3830	stylish water-polo cap	0		Moxie: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr"
3831	mediocre practically non-alcoholic skewed Typical Tavern swill	1	decent	
3832	smooth practically non-alcoholic tropical swill	1	awesome	
3833	perfectly mixed cyan fruity girl swill	3	EPIC	
3834	mediocre blended swill	3	decent	
3835	costume wardrobe	0		Softcore Only
3836	smelly electrified dangerous Elvish sunglasses of the early riser	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +7, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play an Accordion Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Guitar Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Drum Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Flute Solo", Last Available: "2009-04"
3837	beefcake's anniversary safety glass vest	0		Muscle: +25
3838	jittery Jack Frost's anniversary burlap belt	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50
3839	Herculean anniversary balsa wood socks	0		Experience (Muscle): +1
3840	anniversary latex mask	0		Familiar Weight: +1
3841	wholesome anniversary pewter cape	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10
3842	MacGyver's out-of-tune biwa	0		Maximum MP: +100
3843	twirling dented harmonica of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
3844	Annie Oakley's padded magic whistle	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +20
3845	lion tamer's plastic blowgun	0		Experience (familiar): +2
3846	auspicious quilted thinker's jungle drum	0		Mysticality: +10, Damage Absorption: +40, Item Drop: +10
3847	twirling resourceful hippy bongo	0		Maximum MP: +50
3848	pulsating hardened knob bugle	0		Damage Reduction: 3
3849	sinister deadly 4-dimensional guitar	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Spell Damage: +10
3850	boxing glove of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20
3851	maroon spinning frosty shellacked boxing glove on a spring of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Damage Reduction: 7, Cold Spell Damage: +10
3852	wicked cool half-sized guitar	0		Moxie: +5, Spell Damage: +5
3853	studded brawny bass drum	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Damage Absorption: +80
3854	rosewater-soaked pixel boomerang	0		Stench Resistance: +3
3855	lightning-fast lion tamer's baleful world's smallest violin	0		Spell Damage: +25, Experience (familiar): +2, Initiative: +40
3856	huge ribald thinker's ocarina of space of dire peril	0		Mysticality: +10, Weapon Damage: +20, Sleaze Damage: +10
3857	lime green Lo Pan's a butt tuba	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30
3858	flame-wreathed bone flute	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10
3859	Jeselnik's infernal fife	0		Sleaze Damage: +25
3860	charming flute of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3
3861	leaf of grass	0		
3862	wobbly grass whistle of Tarzan of the overflowing toilet	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Stench Spell Damage: +50
3863	crafty wizardly plastic guitar	0		Mysticality: +25, Maximum MP: +10
3864	mirror experienced finger cymbals	0		Experience: +2
3865	upside-down kettle drum of the brazier of terror	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
3866	ghostly scorching double-barreled sling of the businessman	0		Hot Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +50
3867	Jim Carey's magilaser blastercannon of chilblains	0		Monster Level: +25, Cold Damage: +25
3868	hale savvy hanky&#363;	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum HP: +20, Wiki Name: "frigid hankyu"
3869	auspicious ultimate ultimate frisbee of the detective	0		Item Drop: 30
3870	shaking stolen office supplies	0		
3871	cool office-supply crossbow of the cougar	0		Moxie: 25
3872	teal pocket theremin of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50
3873	squat chaotic MacGyver's rave whistle	0		Maximum MP: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Raveosity: +1
3874	hellseal hide	0		
3875	mirror shredded hellseal hide	0		
3876	hellseal brain	0		
3877	bouncing burst hellseal brain	0		
3878	hellseal sinew	0		
3879	blurry torn hellseal sinew	0		
3880	hellseal disguise	0		
3881	medical-grade veiny fouet de tortue-dressage	0		Maximum HP: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Apprivoisez la tortue"
3882	encoded cult documents	0		
3883	cyan cult memo	0		
3884	ghostly decoded cult documents	0		Skill: "Bind Spaghetti Elemental"
3885	unsweetened vial of slime	0		Effect: "Jacked In", Effect Duration: 17
3886	polarized diffused upside-down vial of slime	0		Effect: "Transcendental Wind", Effect Duration: 42
3887	dry flattened vial of slime	0		Effect: "Omphalotus Omnipresence", Effect Duration: 15
3888	diffused irradiated denatured vial of slime	0		Effect: "Flimsy Shield of the Pastalord", Effect Duration: 20
3889	quantum dry vial of slime	0		Effect: "Deep-Seated Rage", Effect Duration: 43
3890	Vulcanized vial of violet slime	0		Effect: "Guts Feeling", Effect Duration: 66
3891	oxidized vial of vermilion slime	0		Effect: "Ghost Finger", Effect Duration: 20
3892	boiled adjusted narrow fuchsia vial of amber slime	0		Effect: "Hip to Be Square Dancin'", Effect Duration: 15
3893	alkaline vial of chartreuse slime	0		Effect: "Patent Prevention", Effect Duration: 61
3894	diffused tarnished vial of teal slime	0		Effect: "Empty Inside", Effect Duration: 31
3895	pickled wet purple vial of indigo slime	0		Effect: "Comic Violence", Effect Duration: 17
3896	irradiated chilled cyan vial of slime	0		Effect: "Staying Frosty", Effect Duration: 67
3897	warmed vial of brown slime	0		Effect: "Billiards Belligerence", Effect Duration: 30
3898	upside-down upside-down bottle of G&uuml;-Gone	0		
3901	narrow seal-blubber candle	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3902	purple figurine of a wretched-looking seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3903	gray figurine of a baby seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3904	figurine of an armored seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3905	mirror figurine of an seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3906	figurine of a sleek seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3907	shaking figurine of a shadowy seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3908	shaking figurine of a stinking seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3909	figurine of a charred seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3910	upside-down figurine of a seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3911	figurine of a slippery seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3912	imbued seal-blubber candle	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3913	drinkable watered-down blended swill with a fly in it	2	good	
3914	turtle wax	0		
3915	padded turtle wax shield	0		Damage Absorption: +20
3916	chaotic turtle wax helmet	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 0.5xFairy, cap 10"
3917	skewed flame-wreathed turtle wax greaves	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 10"
3918	spinning meat shield of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15
3919	wobbly turtlemail bits	0		
3920	fuchsia rosy-cheeked strapping turtlemail coif	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 20"
3921	purple dangerous sage turtlemail breeches	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Weapon Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 1.5xFairy, cap 20"
3922	lime green quilted turtlemail hauberk	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Item Drop: +5
3923	blinking hedgeturtle	0		
3924	spinning scorching spiky turtle helmet of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Hot Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 32"
3925	spiky turtle shoulderpads of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Thorns: 2
3926	ghostly Newton's spiky turtle shield of chilblains	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Cold Damage: +25
3927	upside-down turtling rod	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer"
3928	ghostly syncopated turtle	0		
3929	grinning turtle	0		
3930	denatured pressed tainted seal's blood	0		Effect: "Bottle in front of Me", Effect Duration: 11
3931	purple avaricious fireproof severed flipper	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +30, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3932	ingot of seal-iron	0		
3933	hardened Herculean bad-ass club	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Damage Reduction: 3, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3934	sealbone	0		
3935	electrified hyperinflated seal lung	0		Effect: "Burnt 'n' Turnt", Effect Duration: 32
3936	deionized pickled dry lime green scrap of shadow	0		Effect: "In a Lather", Effect Duration: 65
3937	irradiated polymerized fustulent seal grulch	0		Effect: "Improprie Tea", Effect Duration: 25
3938	lime green club of corruption of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3939	forbidden corrupt club of corruption	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3940	twirling corrupt club of corrupt corruption of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3941	gray squat zippy greedy wicked evil-ass club	0		Spell Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +20, Initiative: +20, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3942	manspreader's weightlifter's nasty-ass club of the businessman	0		Muscle: +15, Monster Level: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3943	friendly infernal toilet brush of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Familiar Weight: +3, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3944	thinker's shadowy seal eye of the cougar	0		Mysticality: +10, Moxie: +20, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3945	hardened oyster egg balloon	0		Damage Reduction: 3
3946	bouncing wobbly Clan VIP Lounge invitation	0		Free Pull
3947	Clan VIP Lounge key	0		Free Pull
3948	fuchsia Meat	0		
3949	treasure chest	0		
3950	shaking yellow key	0		
3951	Baron von Ratsworth	0		
3952	huge monocle	0		
3953	mink	0		
3954	teddy butler	0		
3955	fuchsia martini	0		
3956	crazy bastard sword	0		
3957	huge tin of caviar	0		
3958	therapeutic bejeweled cufflinks	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
3959	garish pinky ring of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20
3960	padded designer sunglasses	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Single Equip
3961	yellow coward's chaotic opera glasses	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Monster Level: -20
3962	bouncing designer handbag	0		
3963	mirror Clan pool table	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-05"
3964	olive skewed cell phone	0		Familiar Weight: +10
3965	ionized tumbling cube of billiard chalk	0		Effect: "Pasta Oneness", Effect Duration: 24
3966	wobbly inspector's personal trainer's hot-ass club of the bloodbag	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum HP: +100, Item Drop: +15, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3967	Oprah's Rosewater's frigid-ass club of the early riser	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Adventures: +7, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3968	mirror steel-toed Da Vinci's creepy-ass club of courage	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Damage Reduction: 9, Spooky Resistance: +3, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3969	liquefied alkaline narrow sizzling seal fat	0		Effect: "Alchemical, Brother", Effect Duration: 54
3970	knitted Abyssal ember of the early riser	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Adventures: +7, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3971	ionized triple-denatured lime green frost-rimed seal hide	0		Effect: "Engorged Weapon", Effect Duration: 14
3972	smooth seal spine of the businessman	0		Moxie: +15, Meat Drop: +50, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3973	liquefied modified upside-down seal lube	0		Effect: "Nightstalkin'", Effect Duration: 35
3974	dog trainer's Annie Oakley's mannequin leg	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Experience (familiar): +1, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3975	razor-sharp Newton's padded tortoise	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Weapon Damage Percent: +25
3976	curative tortoboggan of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
3977	narrow painted turtle	0		
3978	Lo Pan's painted shield of Leguizamo	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Monster Level: +20
3979	purple sleeping wereturtle	0		
3980	shell	0		
3981	fuchsia torquoise	0		
3982	auspicious torquoise ring of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip
3983	ghostly dueling turtle	0		
3984	mirror tumbling slick dueling banjo of the glutton	0		Moxie: +10, Food Drop: +100
3985	soup turtle	0		
3986	samurai turtle	0		
3987	shaking chaotic ruddy samurai turtle helmet	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 6"
3988	blurry squat turtle shell	0		
3989	turtle shell powder	0		
3990	Tesla turtle shell helmet	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 8"
3991	slime-soaked hypophysis	0		Skill: "Slimy Sinews"
3992	squat slime-soaked brain	0		Skill: "Slimy Synapses"
3993	shaking cyan slime-soaked sweat gland	0		Skill: "Slimy Shoulders"
3994	fuchsia security blankie	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3995	lime green upside-down bundle of chamoix	0		
3996	boxcar turtle	0		
3997	dolphin whistle	0		
3998	metrognome	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3999	infant sandworm	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4000	string of dingle balls	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
4001	mixed pulsating fuchsia agua de vida	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2009-06"
4002	Oprah's supercharged tortoboggan shield	0		Maximum MP Percent: 80
4003	bottle of moontan lotion	0		
4004	cyan censurious soup-chucks	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3
4005	activated quadruple-anodized narrow ballast turtle	0		Effect: "Papowerful", Effect Duration: 22
4006	pulsating memory of some amino acids	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4007	memory of a C	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4008	cyan memory of an A	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4009	tumbling memory of a G	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4010	blinking jittery memory of a T	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4011	memory of a CA base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4012	tumbling memory of a CG base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4013	memory of a CT base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4014	memory of an AG base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4015	memory of an AT base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4016	memory of a GT base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4017	upside-down squirming Slime larva	0		
4018	gravedigger's greaves	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 37"
4019	upside-down upside-down blue undissolvable contact lenses	0		
4020	Jeselnik's veiny piece of rebar	0		Maximum HP: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25
4021	yellow ghostly ruddy padded shovel of incineration	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Hot Spell Damage: +50
4022	bouncing savvy necklace of the scaredy-cat of horror	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Monster Level: -15, Spooky Spell Damage: +25
4023	huge mansplainer's vibrating speargun of Calamity Jane	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Monster Level: +15
4024	ghostly wool mansplainer's compass	0		Monster Level: +15, Cold Resistance: +1
4025	blue lion tamer's brawny helmet of the bloodbag	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Maximum HP: +100, Experience (familiar): +2, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy"
4026	ghostly skewed healthy studded slick lantern	0		Moxie: +10, Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum HP Percent: +20
4027	bouncing nippy Lo Pan's Sinatra's greaves	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Cold Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 0.5xBarrr"
4028	foul-smelling club of the storm of the cheetah	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Stench Damage: +10, Initiative: +60
4029	bouncing memory of a grappling hook	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4030	mirror memory of a small stone block	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4031	blue memory of a stone block	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4032	mirror memory of half a stone circle	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4033	memory of a stone half-circle	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4034	memory of an iron key	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4035	lime green memory of a crystal	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4036	blue caustic slime nodule	0		
4037	yummy half-sized bouncing slimy sweetbreads	2	awesome	
4038	artisanal slimy fermented bile bladder	3	EPIC	
4039	compressed slimy alveolus	1		
4040	memory of a cultist's robe	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-06"
4041	cool pig-iron helm of the empath	0		Moxie: +5, Familiar Weight: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 22", Last Available: "2009-06"
4042	greedy Rosewater's pig-iron shinguards	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 1.5xFairy, cap 22", Last Available: "2009-06"
4043	rosewater-soaked foul-smelling pig-iron bracers	0		Stench Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-06"
4044	wumpus hair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4045	purple wumpus-hair bolo	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4046	blue narrow wumpus-hair net	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4047	Jeselnik's wumpus-hair whip	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2009-06"
4048	huge Usain Bolt's curative Sinatra's wumpus-hair wig	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Initiative: +80, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-06"
4049	greedy MacGyver's clever wumpus-hair loincloth	0		Maximum MP: 120, Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 5", Last Available: "2009-06"
4050	Temple Grandin's wumpus-hair sweater of bravery	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2009-06"
4051	sinister ring of teleportation	0		Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
4052	cyan glass of baboon milk	1	good	Last Available: "2009-06"
4053	banana milkshake	1	crappy	Last Available: "2009-06"
4054	spirit-forward tolerable fancy White Hyborian	5	good	Effect: "Become Intensely interested", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2009-06"
4055	fuchsia flame-retardant goblin hunting spear	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2009-06"
4056	perfumed goblin autoblowgun of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2009-06"
4057	tribal beads of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2009-06"
4058	wobbly wobbly greedy lion tamer's stone fist	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2009-06"
4059	purple extremely unsafe stone head	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2009-06"
4060	jittery Indigo Party Invitation	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4061	Violet Hunt Invitation	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4062	squat Blue Milk Club Card	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4063	Mecha Mayhem Club Card	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4064	'Smuggler Shot First' Button	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4065	Spacefleet Communicator Badge	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4066	blue twirling Ruby Rod	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4067	essence of heat	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4068	essence of kink	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4069	green essence of	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4070	essence of stench	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4071	essence of fright	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4072	essence of	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4073	Supreme Being Glossary	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4074	shaking yellow shaking multi-pass	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4075	foul-smelling villainous scythe of doom	0		Stench Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Slime Hates It: +2
4076	nippy veiny baneful bandolier	0		Maximum HP: +10, Cold Damage: +10, Slime Hates It: +1
4077	steel-toed banded diabolical crossbow	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Damage Reduction: 9, Slime Hates It: +1
4078	chaotic weightlifter's malevolent medallion	0		Muscle: +15, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Slime Hates It: +1, Single Equip
4079	greedy grievous corrosive cowl	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Meat Drop: +20, Slime Hates It: +1, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 0.5xFairy"
4080	auspicious grisly shield of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Item Drop: +10, Slime Hates It: +1
4081	foul-smelling Annie Oakley's corroded breeches	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +10, Slime Hates It: +1, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato"
4082	energetic pernicious cudgel of Gandalf	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Slime Hates It: +1
4083	big flavorless cupcake-in-a-cup	5	decent	Last Available: "2009-06"
4084	pool of liquid	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4085	rotten small protein paste	2	crappy	Last Available: "2009-06"
4086	curative experienced cyber-mattock	0		Experience: +2, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2009-06"
4087	jittery facehugging alien	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4088	X-37 gun	0		Breakable, Last Available: "2009-06"
4089	dry double-denatured yellow neurostim pill	0		Effect: "Broken Bone Nubs", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2009-06"
4090	corrupted pressed physiostim pill	0		Effect: "Tingling Feeling", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2009-06"
4091	blinking slimy cyst	0		
4092	skewed small slimy cyst	0		
4093	upside-down medium slimy cyst	0		
4094	slimy cyst	0		
4095	shaking experienced peawee marble	0		Experience: +2
4096	sharpshooter's brown crock marble	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10
4097	China marble of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10
4098	green weightlifter's lemonade marble	0		Muscle: +15
4099	energetic bumblebee marble	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20
4100	jet bennie marble of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20
4101	reassuring sharpshooter's beige clambroth marble	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1
4102	blurry deadly steely marble	0		Weapon Damage: +5
4103	prompt flame-wreathed Da Vinci's beach ball marble	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +3
4104	catseye marble of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100
4105	bumboozer marble of the ox	0		Muscle: +20
4106	avaricious chamoisole	0		Meat Drop: +30
4107	double-oxidized bitter pill	0		Effect: "Amplified Fabulousness", Effect Duration: 63
4108	bouncing blue sinister wicked monstrous monocle	0		Spell Damage: 15, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4109	Rosewater's musty moccasins of the empath	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4110	bouncing asbestos-lined quilted molten medallion	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4111	Temple Grandin's crafty brazen bracelet	0		Maximum MP: +10, Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4112	Jack Frost's bitter bowtie of the brazier	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4113	wicked bewitching boots	0		Spell Damage: +5, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4114	skewed gray secret from the future	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4115	mirror moist sack	0		
4116	Oprah's rickety unicycle of Leguizamo of the brazier	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Monster Level: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
4117	zippy clever brainy crusty hula hoop	0		Mysticality: +5, Maximum MP: +20, Initiative: +20, Single Equip
4118	executive nippy Coily&trade; of mayonnaise	0		Cold Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +40
4119	nasty fortified educational school flying disc	0		Experience: +1, Damage Absorption: +60, Stench Damage: +5
4120	bouncing electrified supercool lawn dart of mayonnaise	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
4121	toasty shellacked wagon of terror	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Hot Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
4122	wad of slimy rags	0		
4123	purple Sherlock's dangerous crown-shaped beanie of the glutton	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Item Drop: +25, Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol"
4124	jittery Jim Carey's wholesome Samson's hopping socks	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Monster Level: +25, Single Equip
4125	chaotic extremely unsafe sage poodle skirt	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
4126	ghostly studded dangerous letterman's jacket of vim and vigor	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum HP Percent: +50
4127	double-paned Sinatra's hardened slime hat of chilblains	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Cold Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy"
4128	huge Tesla grievous hardened slime pants of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato"
4129	electrified brainy hardened slime belt of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Mysticality: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
4130	empty agua de vida bottle	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4131	compressed boot plant	1	awesome	Last Available: "2009-06"
4132	hand-crafted sham champagne	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2009-06"
4133	flattened tempura air	0		Effect: "Afternoon Insight", Effect Duration: 67
4134	super-Vulcanized nitrogenated squat pressurized potion of pneumaticity	0		Effect: "Object Detection", Effect Duration: 63
4135	cyan moveable feast	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2009-11", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.35
4136	Da Vinci's experienced slick strapping Bag o' Tricks	0		Muscle: +5, Moxie: +10, Experience: +2, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Open the Bag o' Tricks", Last Available: "2009-07"
4137	slime stack	0		
4138	olive a rumpled paper strip	0		
4139	a creased paper strip	0		
4140	blinking a folded paper strip	0		
4141	a crinkled paper strip	0		
4142	huge purple a crumpled paper strip	0		
4143	a ragged paper strip	0		
4144	teal a ripped paper strip	0		
4145	extremely unsafe funny paper hat	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 2"
4146	energized sand	0		Effect: "Souper Vengeful", Effect Duration: 27
4147	tumbling charged magnet of the empath of the overflowing toilet	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2009-09"
4148	stone sphere	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-09"
4149	quadroculars	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-09"
4150	fuchsia lint	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4151	ionized ghostly dubious peppermint	0		Effect: "Truly Gritty", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2020-09"
4152	energized adjusted skewed green Elvish delight	0		Effect: "Gummiskin", Effect Duration: 21
4153	rockfish stomach	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4154	live lobster	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4155	skewed wok lobster	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4156	red pebbles	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4157	gravel	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4158	squat rock	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4159	rock lobster	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4160	triple-distilled mediocre pebblebr&auml;u	9	decent	Last Available: "2009-09"
4161	decent rocky road ice cream	3	good	Last Available: "2009-09"
4162	extra-strength rubber bands	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4163	tarnished upside-down children of the candy corn	0		Effect: "Super-Mega-Ultra-Hyper-Charged", Effect Duration: 20
4164	aerosolized shaking Good 'n' Slimy	0		Effect: "Metal Speed", Effect Duration: 49
4165	family-friendly extremely unsafe Staff of the Soupbone of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Sleaze Resistance: +1
4166	smartaleck's Voluminous Radio Pants	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "2xGhoul, cap 37"
4167	energetic Voluminous Radio Hat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul, cap 37"
4168	rosy-cheeked Voluminous Radio Sneakers	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Single Equip
4169	4-d camera	0		
4170	shaking shaking 4-d camera	0		
4171	squat crystallized memory	0		
4172	shaking ribald rock helmet	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xGhuol, cap 25"
4173	wobbly rock pants of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 25"
4174	jittery maroon Jack Frost's rock necklace	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
4175	spaghetti cult robe	0		
4176	bouncing sugar sheet	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4177	Tome of Sugar Shummoning	0		Free Pull, Skill: "Summon Sugar Sheets"
4178	fireproof sugar shotgun	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4179	toasty sugar shillelagh	0		Hot Damage: +5, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4180	gray friendly sugar shank	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4181	Jack Frost's Temple Grandin's stiffened sugar chapeau	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Familiar Weight: +7, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xVolley, 2xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-09"
4182	yellow therapeutic sugar shorts	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-09"
4183	sugar shield	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4184	slime convention swag bag	0		
4185	slime convention flyers	0		
4186	lime green slime convention coupons	0		
4187	lime green MacGyver's slime convention pin	0		Maximum MP: +100
4188	ghostly slime convention t-shirt	0		
4189	inverse geode	0		
4190	cyan control crystal	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4191	miser's sugar shirt	0		Meat Drop: +10, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4192	squat sugar shard	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4193	shaking curative rave visor	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1.5xPotato, cap 37", Raveosity: +2
4194	yellow frightening baggy rave pants	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 37", Raveosity: +2
4195	maroon narrow bouncing pacifier necklace of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Single Equip, Raveosity: +2
4196	sea cowbell	0		
4197	sea	0		
4198	bouncing sea lasso	0		
4199	upside-down blurry yellow frosty veiny sea cowboy hat of the brazier	0		Maximum HP: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xLep"
4200	cyan grouper fangirl	0		
4201	gill rings	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4202	urchin roe	0		
4203	pet anemone	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4204	Mer-kin cheatsheet	0		
4205	gray Mer-kin wordquiz	0		
4206	chilly groovy brand new key	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +5
4207	manspreader's dorsal fin	0		Monster Level: +10
4208	skate skates	0		
4209	skate skin	0		
4210	roller skate decoy	0		
4211	mermaid's purse	0		
4212	blinking underwater slingshot	0		
4213	censurious careful skate blade	0		Monster Level: -10, Sleaze Resistance: +3
4214	spangly unitard	0		
4215	ghostly studded collapsible baton of bravery	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Spooky Resistance: +5
4216	wobbly groupie lipstick	0		
4217	twirling groupie bra	0		
4218	tarnished activated oxidized groupie spangles	0		Effect: "Expert Vacationer", Effect Duration: 16
4219	Socratic skate board of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Experience (Mysticality): +1
4220	spinning olive S.A.V.E. flyer	0		
4221	Jack Frost's yield shield	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2009-09"
4222	map to the Skate Park	0		
4223	squamous polyp	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4224	ghostly unspeakable lozenges	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-10"
4225	roller skate doll	0		
4226	pulsating perfumed Star of Bravery	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip
4227	hungover chauvinist pig	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-10"
4228	mirror twirling fuchsia perfectly ordinary frog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-10"
4229	amphibious tophat	0		Equips On: "Dancing Frog", Familiar Effect: "adventure underwater"
4230	bottle of Cochon Noir	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4231	ice skate decoy	0		
4232	ice skate doll	0		
4233	hacienda key	0		
4234	baleful pat&eacute; knife	0		Spell Damage: +25
4235	salt-shaker	0		
4236	can of sterno	0		
4237	wool cheese-slicer	0		Cold Resistance: +1
4238	adequate bite-sized pulsating beef jerky	1	good	
4239	careful pipe wrench	0		Monster Level: -10
4240	non-moist ionized blurry gun cleaning kit	0		Effect: "Unusual Perspective", Effect Duration: 19
4241	greasy sleep mask	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Blind, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 37"
4242	sock garters of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Single Equip
4243	ionized double-ionized mariachi toothpaste	0		Effect: "You're Rubber", Effect Duration: 62
4244	shaking thinker's leather-bound tome	0		Mysticality: +10
4245	teal bookmark	0		
4246	twirling Fonzie's ivory cue ball	0		Experience (Moxie): +1
4247	drinkable decanter of fine Scotch	4	good	
4248	vaporized huge expensive cigar	1		
4249	tophat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4250	fisherman's sack	0		
4251	fish-oil smoke bomb	0		
4252	diffused vacuum-sealed vial of squid ink	0		Effect: "Egg-cellent Vocabulary", Effect Duration: 59
4253	cold-filtered pressed potion of speed	0		Effect: "Far Out", Effect Duration: 55
4254	bark	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4255	pulsating Wolfman Nardz	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4256	concentrated nitrogenated shaking sap	0		Effect: "Oleaginous Soles", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2009-10"
4257	petrified wood	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4258	half-sized stale chocolate-covered scarab beetle	2	decent	Last Available: "2009-10"
4259	acceptable mulled cider	4	good	Last Available: "2009-10"
4260	mirror wolfman mask	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-10"
4261	pumpkinhead mask	0		Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-10"
4262	mummy costume	0		Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-10"
4263	Ax of L'rose	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4264	purple bark boxers of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xVolley, cap 10", Last Available: "2009-10"
4265	rosewater-soaked bark beret	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 2.5xLep, cap 10", Last Available: "2009-10"
4266	red stylish bark bracelet	0		Moxie: +25, Single Equip
4267	blue chaotic Socratic Krakrox's Loincloth	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 31"
4268	Da Vinci's smooth Galapagosian Cuisses	0		Moxie: +15, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, MP regen, cap 31"
4269	prompt vibrating Angelhair Culottes	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Adventures: +3, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, 2xGhoul, cap 31"
4270	huge experienced Newman's Own Trousers of the blizzard	0		Experience: +2, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xPotato, cap 31"
4271	shellacked Volartta's bellbottoms of temperance	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1.5xFairy, cap 31"
4272	squat Tesla smartaleck's Lederhosen of the Night	0		Moxie Percent: +30, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xGhuol, cap 31"
4273	liquefied spinning ribbon candy	0		Effect: "Spookypants", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2020-09"
4274	shaking Underworld acorn	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-10"
4275	Underworld trunk	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4276	electrified supercharged Rosewater's Underworld truncheon	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +30, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2009-10"
4277	bouncing chaotic energetic Staff of the Woodfire of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2009-10"
4278	upside-down huge avaricious dangerous strapping Underworld flail	0		Muscle: +5, Weapon Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2009-10"
4279	Mer-kin cancerstick	0		
4280	bouncing Mer-kin sawdust	0		
4281	sharpshooter's sinister Mer-kin bunwig	0		Spell Damage: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley"
4282	Jim Carey's studded personal trainer's crappy Mer-kin mask	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Damage Absorption: +80, Monster Level: +25, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xBarrr"
4283	arcane researcher's brawny crappy Mer-kin tailpiece	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy"
4284	hale ruddy occult Mer-kin gladiator mask	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Maximum HP: +20, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr"
4285	cyan wool shellacked Mer-kin scholar mask of incineration	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +1, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "cold atk"
4286	dog trainer's Lo Pan's clever Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece	0		Maximum MP: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy"
4287	toasty careful wholesome Mer-kin scholar tailpiece	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Monster Level: -10, Hot Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xFairy"
4288	careful stiffened forbidden Mer-kin headguard	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Damage Reduction: 1, Monster Level: -10, Familiar Effect: "atk"
4289	strapping Mer-kin waistrope	0		Muscle: +5
4290	vibrating deadly Mer-kin facecowl of Leguizamo	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Monster Level: +20
4291	weightlifter's Mer-kin thighguard	0		Muscle: +15
4292	asbestos-lined supercharged curative Mer-kin dodgeball	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Hot Resistance: +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ball Bust", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ball Sweat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ball Sack"
4293	smelly baleful Herculean Mer-kin dragnet	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Spell Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Net Gain", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Net Loss", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Net Neutrality"
4294	aromatic nippy sinister Mer-kin switchblade	0		Spell Damage: +10, Cold Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blade Sling", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blade Roller", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blade Runner"
4295	crystal orb of spirit wrangling	0		
4296	depleted uranium seal figurine	0		
4297	dog trainer's banded arcane researcher's Ass-Stompers of Violence	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Damage Absorption: +100, Experience (familiar): +1, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Stomp Ass"
4298	miser's quilted Brand of Violence of extreme caution	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Monster Level: -25, Meat Drop: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Brand"
4299	teal Temple Grandin's fortified brainy Novelty Belt Buckle of Violence	0		Mysticality: +5, Damage Absorption: +60, Familiar Weight: +7, Single Equip
4300	avaricious flame-retardant sizzling Lens of Violence	0		Hot Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +30, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Violent Gaze", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr"
4301	Usain Bolt's fireproof Rosewater's Pigsticker of Violence	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Hot Resistance: +3, Initiative: +80
4302	greedy Annie Oakley's sharpshooter's Jodhpurs of Violence	0		Critical Hit Percent: 30, Meat Drop: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Mosh", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato"
4303	ribald frightening Cold Stone of Hatred of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Spooky Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Chilling Grip"
4304	spinning Usain Bolt's experienced beefy Girdle of Hatred	0		Muscle: +10, Experience: +2, Initiative: +80, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tighten Girdle"
4305	flame-wreathed clever cool Staff of Simmering Hatred	0		Moxie: +5, Maximum MP: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +10
4306	vibrating Pantaloons of Hatred of the sewer of the detective	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +25, Item Drop: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "[7156]Static Shock", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xVolley"
4307	lime green electrified forbidden Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred of bravery	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Spooky Resistance: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
4308	sharpshooter's clever Sinatra's Lens of Hatred	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum MP: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Hateful Gaze", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xBarrr"
4309	stanky Annie Oakley's Treads of Loathing of horror	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Cloathing
4310	blurry scorching manspreader's Scepter of Loathing of the blizzard	0		Monster Level: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Hot Damage: +25, Cloathing
4311	narrow smelly Oprah's hardy Belt of Loathing	0		Maximum HP: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Cloathing
4312	prompt hardy Goggles of Loathing of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Maximum HP: +50, Adventures: +3, Cloathing, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 1.5xBarrr"
4313	purple avaricious electrified Stick-Knife of Loathing of the sweet-tooth	0		Meat Drop: +30, Candy Drop: +100, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Cloathing
4314	lime green Jim Carey's dance instructor's Jeans of Loathing of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Monster Level: +25, Cloathing, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
4315	sage Annual Ascot	0		Mysticality Percent: +10
4316	fuchsia foul-smelling stylish Sledgehammer of the V&aelig;lkyr of bravery	0		Moxie: +25, Stench Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bashing Slam Smash"
4317	pulsating asbestos-lined knitted personal trainer's Flail of the Seven Aspects	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Hot Resistance: +5, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Turtle of Seven Tails"
4318	Jack Frost's boxer's Wrath of the Capsaician Pastalords of terror	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Pastamancer", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Noodles of Fire"
4319	olive reassuring coward's dangerous Windsor Pan of the Source	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Monster Level: -20, Spooky Resistance: +1, Class: "Sauceror", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Saucemageddon"
4320	studded sage Seeger's Unstoppable Banjo of vim and vigor	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Class: "Disco Bandit", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Funk Bluegrass Fusion"
4321	skewed twirling knitted educational smooth The Trickster's Trikitixa of bravery	0		Moxie: +15, Experience: +1, Cold Resistance: +3, Spooky Resistance: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Extreme High Note"
4322	skewed sizzling frosty lion tamer's Claw of the Infernal Seal	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Hot Damage: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip
4323	squat Socratic brainy Garter of the Turtle Poacher of James Dean	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Experience (Moxie): +3, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Single Equip
4324	medical-grade steel-toed Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	0		Damage Reduction: 9, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip
4325	stiffened savvy Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob of the pedagogue	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience: +3, Damage Reduction: 1, Class: "Sauceror", Single Equip
4326	skewed squat wool sage Bling of the New Wave of Leguizamo	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Monster Level: +20, Cold Resistance: +1, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip, Extra Pickpocket
4327	upside-down foul-smelling La Hebilla del Cintur&oacute;n de Lopez of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Stench Damage: +10, Item Drop: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Single Equip
4328	suspicious stocking	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-12"
4329	upside-down bag of many confections	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4330	tasty bite-sized candy kneecapping stick	1	awesome	Last Available: "2009-12"
4331	moldy licorice garrote	3	crappy	Last Available: "2009-12"
4332	ribald candy knuckles	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2009-12"
4333	stale snack-sized jawbruiser	2	decent	Last Available: "2010-12"
4334	boiled irradiated upside-down chocolate car	0		Effect: "Leo Rising", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2009-12"
4335	smartaleck's plastic 11 Dealer	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Last Available: "2009-12"
4336	flame-retardant plastic Crimbo Casino	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2009-12"
4337	plastic stocking mimic of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Last Available: "2009-12"
4338	plastic Don Crimbo of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2009-12"
4339	cool plastic Crimbomination	0		Moxie: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4340	enhanced aerosolized Piddles	0		Effect: "Booze Goozles", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2009-12"
4341	oxidized anodized tumbling BitterSweetTarts	0		Effect: "Newt Gets In Your Eyes", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2009-12"
4342	electrified improved Polka Pop	0		Effect: "Extra-Thick Blood", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2009-12"
4343	Crimbuck	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4344	shaking Crimbo wreath	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4345	string of Crimbo lights	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4346	plastic Crimbo reindeer	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4347	upside-down gingerbread house	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4348	leftover Crimbo rations	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4349	snow hat of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2009-12"
4350	sinister snow pants	0		Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2009-12"
4351	narrow snow belly of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-12"
4352	squat pile of loose snow	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4353	olive Crimbough	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4354	narrow A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	0		Skill: "Holiday Weight Gain", Last Available: "2009-12"
4355	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	0		Skill: "Jingle Bells", Last Available: "2009-12"
4356	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	0		Skill: "Candyblast", Last Available: "2009-12"
4357	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	0		Skill: "Surge of Icing", Last Available: "2009-12"
4358	squat A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	0		Skill: "Stealth Mistletoe", Last Available: "2009-12"
4359	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	0		Skill: "Cringle's Curative Carol", Last Available: "2009-12"
4360	moldy expired can of franks 'n' beans	3	crappy	Last Available: "2009-12"
4361	hand-crafted fancy expired bottle of peppermint schnapps	3	EPIC	Effect: "Norwhalloped", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2009-12"
4362	snow halo	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4363	elf resistance button	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4364	colloidal denatured narrow blurry elven suicide capsule	0		Effect: "Space Cadet", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2009-12"
4365	fancy snack-sized rotten penguin focaccia bread	2	crappy	Effect: "Sharpened Sweet Tooth", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2009-12"
4366	aged blue herringcello	4	awesome	Last Available: "2009-12"
4367	acceptable elven cellocello	3	good	Last Available: "2009-12"
4368	wrench handle	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4369	gray handful of headless bolts	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4370	bouncing fuchsia bottle of agitprop ink	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4371	jittery handful of wires	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4372	chunk of cement	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4373	grappling hook	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4374	elf ear	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4375	spiraling shape	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4376	Crimbomination Contraption	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4377	wobbly MacGyver's throwing wrench	0		Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2009-12"
4378	purple stiffened pair of bolt cutters	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Last Available: "2009-12"
4379	twirling poison pen of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2009-12"
4380	skewed red speed limit shield of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2009-12"
4381	shaking shellacked live wire of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2009-12"
4382	extremely unsafe beefy misfit dolly	0		Muscle: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2009-12"
4383	tumbling electrified savvy misfit hobby horse	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4384	avaricious family-friendly misfit teddy bear	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2009-12"
4385	maroon wizardly pocketwatch on a chain of chilblains	0		Mysticality: +25, Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2009-12"
4386	narrow deadly cement sandals of the glutton	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-12"
4387	upside-down experienced night-vision goggles of Leguizamo	0		Experience: +2, Monster Level: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-12"
4388	passable elf mask	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-12"
4389	peanut brittle shield of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2009-12"
4390	sage Red Rover BB gun of the cheetah	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2009-12"
4391	prompt red-and-green sweater	0		Adventures: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "[7094]Static Shock", Last Available: "2009-12"
4392	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	0		Skill: "Summon Crimbo Candy", Last Available: "2009-12"
4393	quadruple-unsweetened Crimbo peppermint bark	0		Effect: "Object Detection", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2009-12"
4394	boiled modified Crimbo fudge	0		Effect: "Slimily Speedy", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2009-12"
4395	modified skewed blinking Crimbo pecan	0		Effect: "Aided and Abetted", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2009-12"
4396	Jack-in-the-box	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4397	blinking crank handle	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4398	cheese ball	0		Last Available: "2010-01"
4399	hardy cheese sword	0		Maximum HP: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4400	huge cheese diaper of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4401	bouncing cheese wheel of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4402	padded cheese eye	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Give Your Opponent the Stinkeye", Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4403	lime green shaking double-paned rosy-cheeked boxer's Staff of Queso Escusado	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Cold Resistance: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4405	foreign box	0		
4406	The Art of Slapfighting	0		Class: "Seal Clubber", Skill: "Iron Palm Technique", Last Available: "2010-06"
4407	Uncle Romulus	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer", Skill: "Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin", Last Available: "2010-03"
4408	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Skill: "Stringozzi Serpent", Last Available: "2010-04"
4409	Zu Mannk&auml;se Dienen	0		Class: "Sauceror", Skill: "K&auml;seso&szlig;esturm", Last Available: "2010-01"
4410	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	0		Class: "Disco Bandit", Skill: "Kung Fu Hustler", Last Available: "2011-01"
4411	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	0		Class: "Accordion Thief", Skill: "Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration", Last Available: "2010-02"
4412	rotten blinking narrow quantum taco	0	???	Last Available: "2010-10"
4413	spirit-forward artisanal Schr&ouml;dinger's thermos	0	???	Last Available: "2010-04"
4414	colorful plastic ball	0		Last Available: "2010-01"
4415	jittery upside-down inspector's sealhide hood	0		Item Drop: +15, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 40"
4416	mansplainer's sealhide leggings	0		Monster Level: +15, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 40"
4417	Jack Frost's sealhide cloak	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50
4418	sealhide buckler of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3
4419	steel-toed sealhide whip	0		Damage Reduction: 9
4420	blinking sealhide moccasins of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Single Equip
4421	deadly sealhide gloves	0		Weapon Damage: +5
4422	deadly sealhide belt	0		Weapon Damage: +5
4423	sealhide snare	0		
4424	squat green puzzling trophy	0		
4425	boiled sealhide seal doll	0		Effect: "Cravin' for a Ravin'", Effect Duration: 23
4426	hymnal	0		Skill: "Canticle of Carboloading"
4428	narrow therapeutic glowstick on a string	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Raveosity: +1
4429	teal Rosewater's candy necklace	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Single Equip, Raveosity: +1
4430	teddybear backpack of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Raveosity: +1
4431	mirror shaking NPZR chemistry set	0		Last Available: "2011-08"
4432	quantum Vulcanized chilled pulsating invisibility potion	0		Effect: "Wet and Greedy", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2011-08"
4433	unsweetened diffused lime green irresistibility potion	0		Effect: "Spooky Jellied", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2011-08"
4434	denatured irradiated huge shaking irritability potion	0		Effect: "Sweet Nostalgia", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2011-08"
4436	cube	0		Last Available: "2011-02"
4438	bouncing hellseal whisker	0		
4439	hellseal claw	0		
4440	friendly guard turtle shell	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 40"
4441	upside-down steel-toed crowbar	0		Damage Reduction: 9
4442	maroon flame-wreathed spaghetti cult rosary	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10
4443	ghostly twirling spaghetti cult mask of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 38"
4444	guard turtle collar	0		Familiar Damage: +10
4445	dangerous spangly mariachi pants	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, 2xPotato, cap 37"
4446	vibrating fortified spangly mariachi vest	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum MP Percent: +10
4447	twirling stylish spangly sombrero	0		Moxie: +25, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, 2xPotato, cap 37"
4448	boiled mirror Instant Karma	1	awesome	Effect: "Smoking like a Bandit", Effect Duration: 25
4449	painting of a landscape	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4450	blinking blurry map to The Landscaper's Lair	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4451	Da Vinci's pointy hat	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 27", Last Available: "2010-04"
4452	asbestos-lined machetito	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2010-04"
4453	lard-coated lawnmower blade	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2010-04"
4454	lime green jittery wobbly grass clippings	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
4455	upside-down auspicious The Landscaper's leafblower	0		Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2010-04"
4456	spinning snowball	0		
4457	pulsating snailmail bits	0		
4458	prompt snailmail coif of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 41"
4459	flame-wreathed padded snailmail breeches	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 0.5xFairy, cap 41"
4460	wobbly snailmail hauberk of the storm of the sweet-tooth	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Candy Drop: +100
4461	anodized quantum red jittery seal-brain elixir	0		Effect: "Macho Profundo", Effect Duration: 60
4462	super-cold-filtered teal chocolate seal-clubbing club	0		Effect: "Stogied", Effect Duration: 58
4463	liquefied green chocolate turtle totem	0		Effect: "Super Vision", Effect Duration: 57
4464	polymerized chocolate pasta spoon	0		Effect: "Unrunnable Face", Effect Duration: 18
4465	chilled extra-irradiated activated chocolate saucepan	0		Effect: "Frozen Hands", Effect Duration: 61
4466	boiled chocolate disco ball	0		Effect: "Scarysauce", Effect Duration: 55
4467	irradiated skewed chocolate stolen accordion	0		Effect: "Trivia Master", Effect Duration: 45
4468	twirling Libram of BRICKOs	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-02", Skill: "Summon BRICKOs"
4469	BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4470	BRICKO eye brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4471	stiffened BRICKO hat	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2010-02"
4472	Fonzie's BRICKO pants	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 2xLep, 1xPotato, cap 22", Last Available: "2010-02"
4473	lime green savvy BRICKO sword	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Last Available: "2010-02"
4474	BRICKO ooze	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4475	BRICKO bat	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4476	wobbly BRICKO oyster	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4477	ghostly BRICKO turtle	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4478	yellow BRICKO elephant	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4479	shaking purple BRICKO octopus	0		Last Available: "2010-02", Wiki Name: "BRICKO octopus (item)"
4480	BRICKO python	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4481	BRICKO vacuum cleaner	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4482	BRICKO airship	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4483	BRICKO cathedral	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4484	BRICKO gargantuchicken	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4485	BRICKO pyramid	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4486	shaking blurry BRICKO pearl	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4487	cyan dangerous BRICKO bulwark	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Last Available: "2010-02"
4488	BRICKO trunk	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4489	gilded BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4490	gilded BRICKO chalice	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4491	bouncing BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4492	BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4493	broken BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4494	olive BRICKO reactor	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4495	purple BRICKO egg	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4496	extra-heavy BRICKO brick	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-02"
4497	denatured tarnished skewed purple recording of The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	0		Effect: "Pecan Pied Piper", Effect Duration: 52
4498	adjusted liquefied recording of Benetton's Medley of Diversity	0		Effect: "The Magical Mojomuscular Melody", Effect Duration: 30
4499	cold-filtered recording of Elron's Explosive Etude	0		Effect: "Pasta Oneness", Effect Duration: 57
4500	cold-filtered oxidized blinking recording of Chorale of Companionship	0		Effect: "Mistified", Effect Duration: 17
4501	polarized non-quantum recording of Prelude of Precision	0		Effect: "Standard Cheer", Effect Duration: 21
4502	wet bouncing recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad	0		Effect: "Cold-Blooded Warm Fuzzies", Effect Duration: 66
4503	polymerized double-nitrogenated shaking recording of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	0		Effect: "[1701]Hip to the Jive", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2010-02"
4504	twirling red brawny heart of the volcano of vim and vigor	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +50
4505	quantum altered skewed Northern pemmican	0		Effect: "Saucemastery", Effect Duration: 58
4506	puzzling ribbon	0		
4507	spinning Clan looking glass	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-03"
4508	Vulcanized &quot;DRINK ME&quot; potion	0		Effect: "Sweetened and Fattened", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2010-03"
4509	reflection of a map	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4510	spoiled miniature walrus ice cream	2	crappy	Last Available: "2010-03"
4511	yummy big ghostly beautiful soup	5	awesome	Last Available: "2010-03"
4512	ghostly eggman noodles	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4513	blinking Vial of <i>jus de larmes</i>	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4514	decent mirror olive Humpty Dumplings	3	good	Last Available: "2010-03"
4515	spoiled Lobster <i>qua</i> Grill	3	crappy	Last Available: "2010-03"
4516	high-proof bad blinking missing wine	7	decent	Last Available: "2010-03"
4517	low-calorie flavorless blurry matter custard	1	decent	Last Available: "2010-03"
4518	alkaline comfit?	0		Effect: "Violent Night", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2010-03"
4519	tumbling ittah bittah hookah	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-03"
4520	flame-wreathed Lo Pan's flamingo mallet	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2010-03"
4521	croquet hedgehog	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4522	spinning fuchsia spinning Tiger-lily's milk	1	crappy	Last Available: "2010-03"
4523	auspicious fortified eye of the Tiger-lily	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2010-03"
4524	coward's veiny wig	0		Maximum HP: +10, Monster Level: -20, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 17", Last Available: "2010-03"
4525	tasty special jittery donut	3	awesome	Effect: "Improprie Tea", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2010-03"
4526	adequate olive mirror blinking bucket of honey	3	good	Last Available: "2010-03"
4527	avaricious sage elephant stinger	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2010-03"
4528	flavorless dragon snaps	3	decent	Last Available: "2010-03"
4529	steel-toed brainy snapdragon pistil	0		Mysticality: +5, Damage Reduction: 9, Last Available: "2010-03"
4530	puff of smoke	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4531	flavorless olive rook cookie	4	decent	Last Available: "2010-03"
4532	bland big bishop cookie	5	decent	Last Available: "2010-03"
4533	normal bite-sized knight cookie	1	good	Last Available: "2010-03"
4534	flavorless mirror king cookie	3	decent	Last Available: "2010-03"
4535	big rotten blurry queen cookie	5	crappy	Effect: "Towering Strength", Last Available: "2010-03"
4536	fairy-worn boots	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-08"
4537	insane tophat of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 7", Last Available: "2010-03"
4538	huge avaricious arcane researcher's helm of the knight	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 15", Last Available: "2010-03"
4539	Newton's wristwatch of the knight of the empath	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Familiar Weight: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-03", Nonstackable Watch
4540	padded groovy trousers of the knight	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Damage Absorption: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2.5xPotato, 2xLep, cap 15", Last Available: "2010-03"
4541	curative tophat	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 25"
4542	squat tie of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Single Equip
4543	reassuring tuxedo pants	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 25"
4544	mirror porpoise	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4545	pocketwatch	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4546	purple bandersnatch	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4547	jittery cyan caterpillar	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4548	walrus	0		Last Available: "2010-03", Synergetic
4549	teal blurry carpenter	0		Last Available: "2010-03", Synergetic
4550	wobbly dodo	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4551	Jim Carey's detour shield	0		Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2010-03"
4552	left parenthesis	0		
4553	lowercase a	0		
4554	yellow wobbly percent sign	0		
4555	spinning left bracket	0		
4556	right parenthesis	0		
4557	dollar sign	0		
4558	equal sign	0		
4559	record album	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4560	map to Professor Jacking's laboratory	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4561	can of depilatory cream	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4562	hair of the calf	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4563	weak lousy world's most unappetizing beverage	2	decent	Last Available: "2010-04"
4564	slippery when wet shield of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2010-04"
4565	rotten snack-sized teal narrow bouncing raisin	2	crappy	Last Available: "2010-04"
4566	pulsating fly glasses	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2010-04"
4567	inspector's studded flyest of shirts	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2010-04"
4568	bland a dance upon the palate	3	decent	Last Available: "2010-04"
4569	rotten prehistoric meteorite jawbreaker	3	crappy	Last Available: "2010-04"
4570	blinking Crazyleg's razor	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4571	normal snack-sized fuchsia squirmy violent party snack	2	good	Last Available: "2010-04"
4572	Jeselnik's can-you-dig-it?	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2010-04"
4573	The Legendary Beat	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4574	panicked kernel	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-04"
4575	huge bugged beanie	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2010-04"
4576	bugged balaclava	0		Monster Level: +20, Equips On: "Baby Bugged Bugbear", Last Available: "2010-04"
4577	pulsating bugged b&Atilde;&para;n&plusmn;&Atilde;&copy;t	0		Food Drop: +5, Pants Drop: +5, Candy Drop: +5, Equips On: "Baby Bugged Bugbear", Last Available: "2010-04"
4578	meat st&permil;&iquest;bing club	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4579	boiled modified narrow Knob G&Atilde;&para;blin l&Atilde;&sup2;ve potion	0		Effect: "Demonic Flavor", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2010-04"
4580	squat supercharged school Mafi<i>a kni</i>cke&frac12;&aelig;	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2010-04"
4581	miser's dangerous T&Icirc;&curren;&loz;lisman of Bai&oslash;&Dagger;	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2010-04", Wiki Name: "Bugged baio"
4582	bouncing fat bottom quark	0		Last Available: "2010-05"
4583	glob of skin	0		
4584	bland six wedges of goat cheese	4	decent	
4585	collection of objects	0		
4586	boulder	0		
4587	goth	0		
4588	jittery brown pixel	0		
4589	Jim Carey's pixel whip	0		Monster Level: +25
4590	ghostly experienced pixel chain whip	0		Experience: +2, Last Available: "2010-07"
4591	narrow pixel morning star of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2010-07"
4592	wobbly pixel orb	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4593	pixellated moneybag	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4594	pixel cross	0		
4595	pixel holy water	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4596	map to Vanya's Castle	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4597	purple upside-down 8-Bit Power magazine	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4598	pixel stopwatch	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4599	teal bottle opener	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4600	map to the Kegger in the Woods	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4601	delicious blurry plastic cup of beer	3	awesome	Last Available: "2010-06"
4602	orquette's phone number	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4603	pulsating huge bronze handcuffs	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4604	bouncing keg	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4605	executive Tesla bottle of Goldschn&ouml;ckered	0		Meat Drop: +40, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Goldensh&ouml;wer", Last Available: "2010-06"
4606	snack-sized rotten sun-dried tofu	2	crappy	Effect: "Deadened palate", Effect Duration: 1, Last Available: "2010-08"
4607	tolerable watered-down soyburger juice	2	good	Effect: "Oversaturated Palate", Effect Duration: 1, Last Available: "2010-08"
4608	respected companion biscuit	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4609	essential tofu	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4610	altered non-polymerized teal essential soy	0		Effect: "Grrrrrrreat!", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2010-08"
4611	dry cold-filtered essential cameraderie	0		Effect: "Always be Collecting", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2010-08"
4612	ghostly souvenir drawing	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4613	map to the Magic Commune	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4614	ghostly Usain Bolt's Crown of Thrones	0		Initiative: +80, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-05"
4615	hand-crafted weak skewed Cinco Mayo Lager	2	super EPIC	Last Available: "2010-05"
4616	Underworld sapling	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4617	pruning shears	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4618	plastic cup of flat beer	0		
4619	purple frisbee	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4620	motorcycle	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-06"
4621	Game Grid token	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4622	Game Grid ticket	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4623	moist ghostly shaking chocolate-covered caviar	0		Effect: "Ironclad", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2020-09"
4624	low-calorie spoiled pawn cookie	1	crappy	Last Available: "2010-06"
4625	twisted coffee pixie stick	1	decent	Last Available: "2010-06"
4626	narrow huge superduperball	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4627	finger cuffs	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4628	parachute guy	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4629	wicked plastic spider ring	0		Spell Damage: +5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shoot Web", Last Available: "2010-06"
4630	deadly plastic kazoo	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Last Available: "2010-06"
4631	blurry banded inflatable baseball bat	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Last Available: "2010-06"
4632	yellow Lo Pan's googly-star hat	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Item Drop: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2010-06"
4633	blinking boxer's googly-ball hat of the glutton	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2010-06"
4634	gravedigger's googly-heart hat of the businessman	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2010-06"
4635	flame-wreathed arcane researcher's super-sweet boom box	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Four Songs, Last Available: "2010-06"
4636	Game Grid valued membership card	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4637	inspector's scandalous supercool sinister demon mask	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +5, Item Drop: +15, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2010-06"
4638	Tesla Van der Graaf streetfighting champion's belt of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, MP Regen Min: 12, MP Regen Max: 17, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-06"
4639	groovy Rosewater's slick Space Trip safety headphones	0		Moxie: +10, Mysticality Percent: +30, Moxie Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-06"
4640	hardy LARP carp	0		Maximum HP: +50
4641	grievous KoL Con Six Pack of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +50
4642	Gregarious Gregorian Smock of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100
4643	Da Vinci's rxr shield	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Last Available: "2010-06"
4644	coward's medical-grade cool Juju Mojo Mask	0		Moxie: +5, Monster Level: -20, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-07"
4645	foul-smelling space trooper helmet	0		Stench Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 2"
4646	shaking Lo Pan's Fonzie's groovy Meteoid ice beam	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience (Moxie): +1, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2011-12"
4647	frightening foul-smelling Oprah's Dungeon Fist gauntlet	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Stench Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2011-06"
4648	red Schmalz's First Prize Beer	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4649	narrow chiptune guitar	0		Item Drop: +25, Equips On: "Mini-Hipster", Familiar Effect: "item drop"
4650	red fixed-gear bicycle	0		Experience: +3, Equips On: "Mini-Hipster", Familiar Effect: "stats"
4651	red ironic moustache	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Familiar Effect: "+10 lbs"
4652	ironic knit cap of horror of Flo-Jo	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 10"
4653	mirror ironic sunglasses	0		Single Equip, Thorns: 1
4654	savvy ironic battle spoon	0		Mysticality Percent: +20
4655	Herculean ironic jogging shorts of Tarzan of the scaredy-cat	0		Experience (Muscle): 4, Monster Level: -15, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 6xGhuol, cap 10"
4656	reassuring mole skin notebook	0		Spooky Resistance: +1
4657	pair of jeans	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4658	map to Ellsbury's Claim	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4659	shaking padded blackberry galoshes	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Single Equip
4660	lime green hardened trout fang of horror	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2010-09"
4661	bland poisonous caviar	3	decent	Last Available: "2010-09"
4662	electrified wet venom duct	0		Effect: "Sparkly!", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2010-09"
4663	Ellsbury's journal	0		Skill: "Unaccompanied Miner", Last Available: "2010-09"
4664	knitted Ellsbury's skull of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2010-09"
4665	twirling hot plate of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Thorns: 1
4666	flame-retardant ruddy imp unity ring	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Hot Resistance: +1
4667	lard-coated Victor, the Insult Comic Hellhound Puppet	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
4668	savvy observational glasses	0		Mysticality Percent: +20
4669	coward's hilarious comedy prop	0		Monster Level: -20
4670	squat cyan beer-scented teddy bear	0		
4671	artisanal booze-soaked cherry	3	EPIC	
4672	olive comfy pillow	0		
4673	half-sized normal marshmallow	2	good	
4674	stale sponge cake	3	decent	
4675	high-proof acceptable cyan gin-soaked blotter paper	7	good	
4676	tree-holed coin	0		
4677	blinking unearthed volcanic meteoroid	0		Skill: "Volcanometeor Showeruption", Last Available: "2011-12"
4678	unearthed potsherd	0		
4679	volcanic ash	0		
4680	smoked potsherd	0		
4681	blinking sizzling pottery shield	0		Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2010-09"
4682	cool pottery hat of chilblains	0		Moxie: +5, Cold Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 11", Last Available: "2010-09"
4683	scandalous supercharged pottery training pants	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Sleaze Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xGhuol, cap 12", Last Available: "2010-09"
4684	Fonzie's pottery club	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Last Available: "2010-09"
4685	skewed frosty pottery yo-yo	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2010-09"
4686	blinking pottery barn owl figurine	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4687	ghostly fossilized bat skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4688	squat blurry fossilized serpent skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4689	shaking fossilized baboon skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4690	fossilized wyrm skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4691	bouncing green fossilized wing	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4692	cyan fossilized limb	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4693	fossilized torso	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4694	fossilized spine	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4695	affordable teak perch	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-09"
4696	toasty quilted Greatest American Pants of the sewer	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Hot Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 2.5xBarrr, 2xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2010-09"
4697	squat teal deadly fossilized necklace	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Last Available: "2010-09"
4698	imp air	0		
4699	bus pass	0		
4700	fossilized spike	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4701	waterlogged crate	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4702	archaeologing shovel	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4703	maroon Tesla red-hot medallion	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-09"
4704	wobbly mirror fossilized demon skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4705	fossilized spider skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4706	sinister tablet	0		
4707	E-Z Cook&trade; oven	0		
4708	tumbling My First Shaker&trade;	0		
4709	hippo tutu	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
4710	immense ballet shoes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4711	sweatpants	0		Familiar Effect: "8xPotato, cap 2"
4712	olive GameInformPowerDailyPro subscription card	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-02"
4713	popsicle stick	0		
4714	bland tiny lemon popsicle	1	decent	
4715	stale popsicle	3	decent	
4716	stale strawberry popsicle	3	decent	
4717	delicious ghostly liver popsicle	3	awesome	
4718	mariachi hat of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
4719	Jeselnik's Hollandaise helmet	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
4720	tumbling organ grinder	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4721	microwave stogie	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4722	tiny rotten jittery shaking liver and let pie	1	crappy	Last Available: "2010-10"
4723	bland badass pie	3	decent	Last Available: "2010-10"
4724	super-sized moldy shoo-fish pie	5	crappy	Last Available: "2010-10"
4725	half-sized stale blurry piping organ pie	2	decent	Last Available: "2010-10"
4726	immense decent blinking igloo pie	6	good	Last Available: "2010-10"
4727	stale stomach turnover	4	decent	Last Available: "2010-10"
4728	normal blinking dead lights pie	4	good	Last Available: "2010-10"
4729	stale blurry spinning throbbing organ pie	4	decent	Last Available: "2010-10"
4730	shaking horrifying stop shield	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2009-12"
4731	nest egg	0		
4732	gray sleeping piano cat	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4733	teal kitty sheet music	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4734	blurry rehearsing dramatic hedgehog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4735	prop sword	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4736	upside-down tangle of rat tails	0		
4737	beer-soaked mop of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25
4738	drinkable distilled day-old beer	5	good	
4739	bad pulsating plain beer	3	decent	
4740	hand-crafted practically non-alcoholic overpriced &quot;imported&quot; beer	1	EPIC	
4741	wobbly huge smiling rat	0		
4742	bouncing rat tooth polish	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4743	bone chips	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4744	dry unsweetened yellow shaking PlexiPips	0		Effect: "Uncucumbered", Effect Duration: 54
4745	galvanized Wax Flask	0		Effect: "Stimulated Brain", Effect Duration: 14
4746	colloidal blinking Pain Dip	0		Effect: "Dreadful Smell", Effect Duration: 62
4747	moldy small bone meal	2	crappy	Last Available: "2010-10"
4748	perfectly mixed bone aperitif	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2010-10"
4749	skewed bonerang of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2010-10"
4750	bone and arrows of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Last Available: "2010-10"
4751	jittery fortified boning knife	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Last Available: "2010-10"
4752	bone crusher of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2010-10"
4753	blinking bone spurs of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-10"
4754	blurry executive greedy bonedanna	0		Meat Drop: 60, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 30", Last Available: "2010-10"
4755	sharpshooter's baleful boneana hammock	0		Spell Damage: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xVolley, cap 30", Last Available: "2010-10"
4756	bag of bones	0		Last Available: "2010-10"
4757	Stabonic scroll	0		Last Available: "2010-10"
4758	Vulcanized altered spinning candy skeleton	0		Effect: "Cold Jellied", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2020-09"
4759	Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4760	ghostly packet of pumpkin seeds	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4761	pumpkin	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4762	huge pumpkin	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4763	normal pumpkin pie	3	good	Last Available: "2010-11"
4764	fancy perfectly mixed pumpkin beer	3	EPIC	Effect: "Remaining Alive", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2010-11"
4765	diffused galvanized skewed pumpkin juice	0		Effect: "Snobby", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2010-11"
4766	pumpkin bomb	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4767	Jack Frost's razor-sharp shin gourds	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-11"
4768	family-friendly therapeutic wizardly Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern	0		Mysticality: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +1, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2010-11"
4769	pumpkin carriage	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4770	Desert Bus pass	0		
4771	mirror ginormous pumpkin	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4804	gray Essence of Annoyance	0		Skill: "Summon Annoyance"
4805	skewed Unmotivator: Crashed Orca	0		Free Pull
4806	Unmotivator: Success Warrior	0		Free Pull
4807	gray Unmotivator: Crashed Meat Car	0		Free Pull
4810	yellow Holiday Hal's Happy-Time Fun Book!	0		Skill: "Summon Holiday Fun!"
4811	tumbling shaking Holiday Fun!	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
4812	lime green blurry Antagonistic Snowman Kit	0		Skill: "Summon Carrot"
4818	toothsome snack-sized mirror CRIMBCOIDS mints	2	awesome	Last Available: "2011-01"
4819	can of CRIMBCOLA	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4820	toothsome CRIMBCOLOAF	3	awesome	Last Available: "2011-01"
4821	fancy normal circular CRIMBCOOKIE	3	good	Effect: "Mystic Circle", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4822	hardy plastic CRIMBCO HQ	0		Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2010-12"
4823	plastic fax machine of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Last Available: "2010-12"
4824	blue plastic hobo elf of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2010-12"
4825	plastic Mr. Mination of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-12"
4826	Samson's plastic Best Game Ever	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Last Available: "2010-12"
4827	hibernating robot reindeer	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-12"
4828	S.L.E.I.G.H.B.E.L.L.S.	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-12"
4829	robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4830	wobbly robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4831	purple robot reindeer protocol D.O.N.N.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4832	squat huge robot reindeer protocol V.I.X.E.N.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4833	robot reindeer protocol C.U.P.I.D.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4834	robot reindeer protocol D.A.N.C.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4835	robot reindeer protocol C.O.M.E.T.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4836	robot reindeer protocol B.L.I.T.Z.E.N.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4837	robot reindeer protocol R.U.D.O.L.P.H.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4838	robot reindeer protocol O.L.I.V.E.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4839	gigantic spoiled triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	6	crappy	Effect: "Triangle, Man", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4840	normal bouncing square CRIMBCOOKIE	4	good	Effect: "Square to be Hip", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4841	frosty wicked bindlestocking of the cheetah	0		Spell Damage: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +60, Drops Items, Last Available: "2010-12"
4842	sleeping stocking	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4843	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	0		Skill: "Toynado", Last Available: "2010-12"
4844	The Joy of Wassailing	0		Skill: "Wassail", Last Available: "2010-12"
4845	twirling family-friendly Uncle Hobo's stocking cap of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2010-12"
4846	baleful Uncle Hobo's epic beard of the bloodbag	0		Spell Damage: +25, Maximum HP: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4847	blinking cyan rock-hard Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants of the sweet-tooth	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol", Last Available: "2010-12"
4848	rock-hard brawny Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Damage Reduction: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4849	sinister Uncle Hobo's highest bough of extreme caution	0		Spell Damage: +10, Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2010-12"
4850	Socratic Uncle Hobo's belt of the brazier	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4851	unsweetened wet maroon chocolate cigar	0		Effect: "Thickest, Sickest", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2010-12"
4852	pulsating therapeutic gift-a-pult	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2010-12"
4853	wet holly-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Eyes All Black", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2020-09"
4854	blinking CRIMBCO scrip	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4855	spinning bouncing Toot Oriole care package	0		
4856	paperclip	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4857	tumbling bottle of Blank-Out	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4858	Temple Grandin's CRIMBCO lanyard	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-01"
4859	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	0		Skill: "Fashionably Late", Last Available: "2011-01"
4860	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	0		Skill: "Executive Narcolepsy", Last Available: "2011-01"
4861	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	0		Skill: "Lunch Break", Last Available: "2011-01"
4862	squat huge CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	0		Skill: "Offensive Joke", Last Available: "2011-01"
4863	lime green CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	0		Skill: "Managerial Manipulation", Last Available: "2011-01"
4864	photocopier	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4865	deluxe fax machine	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4866	Workytime Tea	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4867	paperclip sproinger	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4868	blurry razor-sharp dangerous paperclip-on tie of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Weapon Damage: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-01"
4869	friendly paperclip pants of bravery	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Spooky Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-01"
4870	spinning family-friendly paperclip turban of the ox of doom	0		Muscle: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-01"
4871	fuchsia hardy paperclip cape	0		Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2011-01"
4872	glob of Blank-Out	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4873	photocopied monster	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4874	gaudy key	0		
4875	fuchsia BGE merchandise order form	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4876	galvanized pickled mirror chocolate bath ball	0		Effect: "Armored Innards", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2011-01"
4877	flattened olive bacon bath ball	0		Effect: "Fever From the Flavor", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2011-01"
4878	enhanced incense bath ball	0		Effect: "Wistfully Nostalgic", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2011-01"
4879	energized altered shaking shaking cyan myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball	0		Effect: "Spooky Jellied", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2011-01"
4880	bouncing CRIMBCO mug	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4881	weak perfectly mixed CRIMBCO wine	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-01"
4882	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4883	mirror toe jam	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4884	toothsome jumbo tumbling toe jam toast	5	awesome	Last Available: "2011-01"
4885	traffic jam	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4886	low-calorie toothsome traffic jam toast	1	awesome	Last Available: "2011-01"
4887	green space jam	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4888	massive stale space jam toast	9	decent	Last Available: "2011-01"
4889	altered lime green motivational poster	0		Effect: "Heart of Lavender", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2011-01"
4890	spinning olive sack lunch	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4891	bath ball gift set	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4892	slow jam collection	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4893	gray BGE shotglass	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4894	adequate twirling festive sausage	4	good	Last Available: "2011-01"
4895	spoiled holiday cheese log	3	crappy	Last Available: "2011-01"
4896	holiday log	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4897	frightening groovy BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2010-12"
4898	upside-down inspector's Rosewater's BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2010-12"
4899	shaking greasy BGE pocket calendar	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4900	BGE temporary tattoo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4901	dance instructor's BGE plastic toy	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4902	chaotic stapler bear	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2010-12"
4903	huge weightlifter's adhesive tape dolly	0		Muscle: +15, Last Available: "2010-12"
4904	cyan pulsating curative scissor duck	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2010-12"
4905	coal paperweight	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4906	jingle bell	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4907	horrifying steel-toed Seven Loco	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2010-09"
4908	squat Loathing Legion knife	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4909	blurry olive groovy Loathing Legion many-purpose hook	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4910	twirling shaking Loathing Legion moondial of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4911	Loathing Legion necktie of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4912	wobbly Van der Graaf Loathing Legion knife	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4913	blurry twirling grievous Loathing Legion corkscrew	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4914	squat medical-grade Loathing Legion can opener	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4915	rosy-cheeked Loathing Legion chainsaw of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4916	sizzling Loathing Legion rollerblades	0		Hot Damage: +10, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4917	yellow grievous Loathing Legion flamethrower	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4918	Loathing Legion tattoo needle	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4919	mirror weightlifter's Loathing Legion defibrillator	0		Muscle: +15, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4920	blinking skewed thinker's Loathing Legion double prism	0		Mysticality: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4921	stylish Loathing Legion tape measure	0		Moxie: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4922	skewed vibrating Loathing Legion kitchen sink	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4923	Jim Carey's Loathing Legion abacus	0		Monster Level: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4924	Loathing Legion helicopter	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4925	tumbling beefcake's Loathing Legion pizza stone	0		Muscle: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4926	huge Loathing Legion universal screwdriver	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4927	pulsating teal Loathing Legion jackhammer	0		Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4928	Loathing Legion hammer of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4929	Uncle Crimbo's Sack	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4930	Folder Holder	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
4937	maroon a angel	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4938	quake of arrows	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4939	time's arrow	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4940	shaking arrowgram	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4941	small flavorless Knob jelly donut	2	decent	
4942	Knob cake	0		
4943	Knob cake pan	0		
4944	twirling Knob batter	0		
4945	Knob frosting	0		
4946	unfrosted Knob cake	0		
4947	Cobb's Knob Menagerie key	0		
4948	GOTO	0		
4949	altered twirling weremoose spit	0		Effect: "Thought", Effect Duration: 35
4950	chilled abominable blubber	0		Effect: "Nano-juiced", Effect Duration: 66
4951	skewed cyan greedy flimsy clipboard	0		Meat Drop: +20
4952	triple-Vulcanized moist narrow baggie of sugar	0		Effect: "You Know Who to Call", Effect Duration: 58
4953	yellow resourceful beefcake's whalebone corset	0		Muscle: +25, Maximum MP: +50, Single Equip
4954	green oven mitts of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
4955	massive rotten overcookie	9	crappy	
4956	decent philosopher's scone	4	good	
4957	galvanized non-flattened double-unsweetened upside-down pulsating half-baked potion	0		Effect: "Pasta Oneness", Effect Duration: 58
4958	twirling Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50
4959	jumbo bland Knob nuts	5	decent	
4960	aged extra-dry Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	5	awesome	
4961	ghostly Subject 37 file	0		
4962	ghostly greedy Sherlock's mysterious lapel pin	0		Item Drop: +25, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip
4963	teal state loom	0		Familiar Weight: +10
4964	mirror Evilometer	0		
4965	Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire	0		Free Pull, Skill: "Summon Alice's Army Cards"
4966	wobbly Pack of Alice's Army Cards	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4967	squat Alice's Army Swordsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4968	Alice's Army Spearsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4969	Alice's Army Halberder	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4970	gray Alice's Army Guard	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4971	cyan Alice's Army Wallman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4972	Alice's Army Ninja	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4973	Alice's Army Alchemist	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4974	Alice's Army Page	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4975	pulsating Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4976	jittery twirling Alice's Army Mad Bomber	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4977	Alice's Army Nurse	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4978	Alice's Army Hammerman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4979	Alice's Army Bowman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4980	purple Alice's Army Lanceman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4981	Alice's Army Horseman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4982	Alice's Army Coward	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4983	Alice's Army Cleric	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4984	Alice's Army Sniper	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4985	Alice's Army Dervish	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4986	teal Alice's Army Martyr	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4987	Pack of Alice's Army Foil Cards	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4988	Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4989	Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4990	huge olive Alice's Army Foil Halberder	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4991	Alice's Army Foil Guard	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4992	jittery Alice's Army Foil Wallman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4993	teal Alice's Army Foil Ninja	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4994	upside-down Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4995	squat Alice's Army Foil Page	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4996	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4997	Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4998	Alice's Army Foil Nurse	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4999	Alice's Army Foil Hammerman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5000	mirror Alice's Army Foil Bowman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5001	Alice's Army Foil Lanceman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5002	fuchsia narrow Alice's Army Foil Horseman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5003	jittery cyan Alice's Army Foil Coward	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5004	blue Alice's Army Foil Cleric	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5005	Alice's Army Foil Sniper	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5006	pulsating Alice's Army Foil Dervish	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5007	Alice's Army Foil Martyr	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5008	Single Alice's Army Foil	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5009	card sleeve	0		Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2011-03"
5010	evil eye	0		
5011	Alice's Army Foil tattoo	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5012	Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5013	tasty miniature wasabi pocky	2	awesome	Last Available: "2011-03"
5014	diet rotten upside-down tobiko pocky	1	crappy	Last Available: "2011-03"
5015	huge adequate shaking natto pocky	7	good	Last Available: "2011-03"
5016	fortified bad ghostly wasabi-infused sake	5	decent	Last Available: "2011-03"
5017	watered-down acceptable tobiko-infused sake	2	good	Last Available: "2011-03"
5018	mediocre watered-down natto-infused sake	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-03"
5019	unsweetened frozen wasabi marble soda	0		Effect: "Crimbo Nostalgia", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2011-03"
5020	adjusted tobiko marble soda	0		Effect: "Holiday Disappointment", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2011-03"
5021	ionized polymerized twirling natto marble soda	0		Effect: "Memory of Strength", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2011-03"
5022	Alice's Army booster box	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5023	ionized elderly jawbreaker	0		Effect: "Swordholder", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2020-09"
5024	acceptable marshmallow flamb&eacute;	4	good	Last Available: "2011-03"
5025	watered-down acceptable cranberry schnapps	2	good	Last Available: "2011-03"
5026	acceptable weak breaded beer	2	good	Last Available: "2011-03"
5027	high-proof enchanted acceptable soy cordial	8	good	Effect: "Crusty Head", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2011-03"
5028	baleful astral bludgeon of James Dean of incineration	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Spell Damage: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +50
5029	wizardly astral shield of Gandalf	0		Mysticality: +25, Spell Critical Percent: +20
5030	blurry grievous astral chapeau of Gandalf of the businessman	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 12"
5031	ghostly auspicious energetic fortified astral bracer	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Item Drop: +10
5032	purple energetic rock-hard slick astral longbow	0		Moxie: +10, Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum MP Percent: +20
5033	spinning ribald Annie Oakley's astral shorts of the overflowing toilet	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, cap 12"
5034	arcane researcher's boxer's astral mace	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Item Drop: +5
5035	blue lard-coated forbidden astral trousers of the sweet-tooth	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 12"
5036	MacGyver's astral ring of the dark arts of temperance	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP: +100, Sleaze Resistance: +5
5037	horrifying foul-smelling studded astral statuette	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Stench Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +25
5038	gravedigger's resourceful crafty astral pistol	0		Maximum MP: 60, Spooky Damage: +10
5039	jittery tumbling Jim Carey's astral mask of the businessman	0		Monster Level: +25, Meat Drop: +50
5040	astral pet sweater	0		Familiar Weight: +10
5041	teal gravedigger's thinker's weightlifter's astral shirt	0		Muscle: +15, Mysticality: +10, Spooky Damage: +10
5042	squat hardened astral belt of the bloodbag	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum HP: +100
5043	normal mirror astral hot dog	3	???	
5044	acceptable skewed narrow astral pilsner	3	???	
5045	astral hot dog dinner	0		
5046	gray blurry astral six-pack	0		
5047	Clan shower	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-04"
5048	shard of double-ice	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5049	green family-friendly reassuring double-ice cap of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 17", Last Available: "2011-04"
5050	MacGyver's energetic smooth double-ice box	0		Moxie: +15, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +100, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2011-04"
5051	blurry scorching supercharged double-ice britches of the detective	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Hot Damage: +25, Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 3xVolley, 3xLep, cap 17", Last Available: "2011-04"
5052	handful of numbers	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
5053	Lars the Cyberian	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5054	intriguing puzzle box	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5055	obnoxious riddle	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5056	ghostly best joke ever	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5057	chilled green Atomic Comic	0		Effect: "The Best a Pirate Can Get", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2011-04"
5058	pickled Red Pill	0		Effect: "Hood Ridin'", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2011-04"
5059	cyan Skullhead's Screw	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5060	mysterious present	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5061	tumbling boxing-glove-in-a-box	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5062	tumbling voodoo doll	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5063	the finger	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5064	red Salsa de las Epocas	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5065	stale spaghetti con calaveras	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-04"
5066	s'more gun	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5067	rotten small popcorn	2	crappy	Last Available: "2011-04"
5068	adequate blinking chaos popcorn	4	good	Last Available: "2011-04"
5069	frightening studded deadly hole	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Damage Absorption: +80, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2011-04"
5070	maroon skewed innuendo	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5071	rotten pulsating s'more	0	crappy	Last Available: "2011-04"
5072	pulsating diamond ring	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5073	tolerable wobbly Russian Ice	3	good	Last Available: "2011-04"
5074	huge huge clay ashtray of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Last Available: "2011-05"
5075	chilly lanyard	0		Cold Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5076	medical-grade monster pants	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "3xVolley, 3xPotato, cap 17", Last Available: "2011-05"
5077	narrow box of Pok&euml;mann band-aids	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5078	boiled warmed Pok&euml;mann band-aid	0		Effect: "Chilblains of the Corn", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2011-05"
5079	grievous savvy Van der Graaf helmet	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, cap 7", Last Available: "2011-05"
5080	steel-toed crutch	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Last Available: "2011-05"
5081	greedy shock belt	0		Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5082	ionized alkaline twirling Okee-Dokee soda	0		Effect: "Down With Chow", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2011-05"
5083	fuchsia clever rubber band gun	0		Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2011-05"
5084	teal ruddy pin-stripe slacks	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "6xSombrero, 2xPotato, cap 7", Last Available: "2011-05"
5085	Da Vinci's gloves	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5086	boiled super-energized triple-enhanced spinning correction fluid	0		Effect: "Joyful Resolve", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2011-05"
5087	Pok&euml;mann figurine: Porkachu of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5088	bouncing ghostly Jack Frost's Pok&euml;mann figurine: Magikrap	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5089	Pok&euml;mann figurine: Vegemite of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5090	aromatic Pok&euml;mann figurine: Vermouth	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5091	resourceful Pok&euml;mann figurine: Smugleaf	0		Maximum MP: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5092	groovy Pok&euml;mann figurine: Twitter	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5093	tumbling experienced Pok&euml;mann figurine: Bloodkip	0		Experience: +2, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5094	mirror wizardly Pok&euml;mann figurine: Hoboking	0		Mysticality: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5095	ghostly manspreader's Pok&euml;mann figurine: Duck	0		Monster Level: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5096	fuchsia ruddy Pok&euml;mann figurine: Nothing	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5097	wool Pok&euml;mann figurine: Kagosan	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5098	Pok&euml;mann figurine: Galumpagump of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5099	ghostly sinister Pok&euml;mann figurine: Shoggoth	0		Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5100	Pok&euml;mann figurine: Frank of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5101	brainy Pok&euml;mann figurine: Moog	0		Mysticality: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5102	double-flattened willyweed	0		Effect: "Weather, Man", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2011-05"
5103	double-adjusted irradiated Nuclear Blastball	0		Effect: "Christmessy", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2011-05"
5104	modified fish juice box	0		Effect: "items.enh", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2011-05"
5105	paint bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5106	hideous egg	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5107	special perfectly mixed practically non-alcoholic red Jeppson's Malort	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Effect: "Slime Time", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2011-06"
5108	fistful of ashes	0		
5109	green Jeselnik's stress ball	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Squeeze Stress Ball", Last Available: "2011-05"
5110	Li'l Businessman Kit	0		Meat Drop: +5, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2011-05"
5111	smartaleck's Ultracolor&trade; shirt	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Last Available: "2011-05"
5112	My Own Pen Pal kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
5113	packet of orchid seeds	0		
5114	tumbling stomp box	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
5115	hedge trimmers	0		
5116	maroon A. W. O. L. commendation	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5117	reconstituted crow	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5118	bird brain	0		
5119	busted wings	0		
5120	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5121	electrified experienced Admiral's hat	0		Experience: +2, Item Drop: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2011-05"
5122	friendly Lo Pan's medical-grade aviator's cap	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Familiar Weight: +3, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-05"
5123	narrow family-friendly mirrored aviator shades of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5124	maroon Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	0		Skill: "Natural Born Skeleton Killer", Last Available: "2011-05"
5125	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5126	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5127	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5128	squat olive Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5129	shaking squat Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5130	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5131	tarnished deionized Ultrasoldier Serum	0		Effect: "Okee-Dokee, Smokee", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2011-06"
5132	rotten elven hardtack	3	crappy	Last Available: "2011-06"
5133	distilled drinkable jittery spinning elven squeeze	5	good	Last Available: "2011-06"
5134	lunar isotope	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5135	E.M.U. joystick	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5136	E.M.U. rocket thrusters	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5137	E.M.U. helmet	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5138	E.M.U. harness	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5139	carton of astral energy drinks	0		
5140	mixed wobbly astral energy drink	1		Effect: "Quantum of Moxie", Effect Duration: 30
5141	Thwaitgold bee statuette	0		
5142	moon unit	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5143	E.M.U. Unit	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5144	handful of honey	0		
5145	double-frozen ionized squat honeypot	0		Effect: "Mana Tea", Effect Duration: 41
5146	moldy big wild honey pie	5	crappy	
5147	bad triple-distilled honey mead	10	decent	
5148	green mansplainer's Van der Graaf boxer's honey dipper	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Monster Level: +15, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
5149	narrow thinker's honeybritches of courage of temperance	0		Mysticality: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 2xGhuol, cap 43"
5150	sharpshooter's hardy smartaleck's honeycap	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 43"
5151	banded Moonthril Circlet	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-06"
5152	tumbling personal trainer's Moonthril Greaves	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Familiar Effect: "cap 25", Last Available: "2011-06"
5153	ghostly Moonthril Flamberge of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2011-06"
5154	wobbly smooth Moonthril Longbow	0		Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2011-06"
5155	Temple Grandin's Moonthril Cuirass	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-06"
5156	green groovy plush alielf	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Last Available: "2011-06"
5157	dry quadruple-liquefied skewed Comet Drop	0		Effect: "Pharmaceutically Cool", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2020-09"
5158	yellow MacGyver's plush dogcat	0		Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2011-06"
5159	huge twirling wizardly plush hamsterpus	0		Mysticality: +25, Last Available: "2011-06"
5160	plush ferrelf of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2011-06"
5161	blurry scandalous plush alien hamsterpus	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2011-06"
5162	quilted plush mutated alielf	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Last Available: "2011-06"
5163	horrifying deadly plush mutated alielephant	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-06"
5164	mysterious chest	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-06"
5165	fortified girl	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Last Available: "2011-06"
5166	top hat and cane	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5167	synthetic dog hair pill	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5168	distention pill	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5169	elven medi-pack	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5170	anodized jittery cyan transporter transponder	0		Effect: "Stinky Hands", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2011-06"
5171	spinning skewed spinning Map to Safety Shelter Ronald Prime	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5172	squat Map to Safety Shelter Grimace Prime	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5173	blurry elven magi-pack	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5174	drinkable Saison du Lune	3	good	Last Available: "2011-06"
5175	enchanted irresponsibly strong delicious Moonthril Schnapps	10	awesome	Effect: "Blessing of the Hot Linguine", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2011-06"
5176	hand-crafted blurry Wrecked Generator	3	super ultra mega EPIC	Last Available: "2011-06"
5177	miniature toothsome Spaghetti with Moonballs	2	awesome	Last Available: "2011-06"
5178	decent Crepes a la Lune	4	good	Last Available: "2011-06"
5179	moldy snack-sized maroon Moon Pie	2	crappy	Last Available: "2011-06"
5180	corrupted Comet Pop	0		Effect: "Fever From the Flavor", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2011-06"
5181	ionized corrupted squat Flan in the Moon	0		Effect: "Dirty Pear", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2011-06"
5182	ionized activated shaking 1/6th Pound Cake	0		Effect: "Whitened Teeth", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2011-06"
5183	Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5184	Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5185	Mint-in-box Moonthril Cuirass	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5186	Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5187	upside-down Mint-in-box Moonthril Longbow	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5188	anodized adjusted pickled honey stick	0		Effect: "Ichorous Intensity", Effect Duration: 62
5189	enhanced anodized double-ice gum	0		Effect: "Thunderspell", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2011-04"
5190	padded baleful Operation Patriot Shield of mayonnaise	0		Spell Damage: +25, Damage Absorption: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Shield", Last Available: "2011-07", Variable
5191	upside-down cyan squirming egg sac	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5192	anodized vacuum-sealed anodized corrupted data	0		Effect: "Crud&eacute;", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2011-06"
5193	11-inch knob sausage	0		
5194	exorcised sandwich	0		
5195	Banfoy's Boutique Order Form	0		Last Available: "2011-07"
5196	therapeutic Great S-Cape	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-07"
5197	wobbly fortified Marvelous Unitard	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-07"
5198	distilled gooey paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5199	modified maroon beastly paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5200	compressed upside-down paste	1	awesome	Last Available: "2011-08"
5201	pickled gray ectoplasmic paste	1	crappy	Last Available: "2011-08"
5202	dried twirling greasy paste	1	good	Effect: "Bolts about Candy", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2011-08"
5203	pickled olive bug paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5204	diluted squat jittery hippy paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5205	dried orc paste	1	good	Effect: "Stogied", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2011-08"
5206	dehydrated demonic paste	1	decent	Effect: "Sugary Tongue", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2011-08"
5207	modified fuchsia indescribably horrible paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5208	twisted paste	1	awesome	Effect: "Stick Emporium Membership", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2011-08"
5209	diluted huge goblin paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5210	altered twirling huge pirate paste	1	awesome	Effect: "Prince of Seaside Town", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2011-08"
5211	altered olive chlorophyll paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5212	diluted twirling paste	1	crappy	Last Available: "2011-08"
5213	powdered Mer-kin paste	1	awesome	Effect: "Emotion Sickness", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2011-08"
5214	dried slimy paste	1	crappy	Last Available: "2011-08"
5215	diluted wobbly twirling penguin paste	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-08"
5216	twisted elemental paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5217	modified cosmic paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5218	compressed ghostly hobo paste	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-08"
5219	modified skewed Crimbo paste	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-08"
5220	skewed Teachings of the Fist	0		
5221	fat loot token	0		No Pull
5222	cyan Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	0		
5223	tumbling Tome of Clip Art	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-09", Skill: "Summon Clip Art"
5224	jumbo bland fancy Ur-Donut	5	decent	Effect: "Vanity Rage", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2011-09"
5225	pulsating The Bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5226	box of Familiar Jacks	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5227	watered-down mediocre bucket of wine	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5228	half-sized decent huge ultrafondue	2	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5229	unbearable light	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5230	narrow snowflake	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5231	crystal skull	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5232	borrowed time	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5233	yellow box of hammers	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5234	shining halo of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5235	blurry wobbly dangerous furry halo	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5236	veiny frosty halo	0		Maximum HP: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5237	squat smelly time halo	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5238	perfectly mixed watered-down Lumineux Limnio	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-09"
5239	smooth Morto Moreto	3	awesome	Last Available: "2011-09"
5240	hand-crafted watered-down special twirling Temps Tempranillo	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-09"
5241	perfectly mixed practically non-alcoholic Bordeaux Marteaux	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-09"
5242	special irresponsibly strong lousy Fromage Pinotage	8	decent	Effect: "Chalk Outline", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2011-09"
5243	drinkable triple-distilled huge Beignet Milgranet	8	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5244	perfectly mixed Muschat	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-09"
5245	bland cool jelly donut	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5246	spoiled spinning shrapnel jelly donut	3	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5247	super-sized bland occult jelly donut	5	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5248	jumbo adequate thyme jelly donut	5	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5249	adequate danish	4	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5250	toothsome low-calorie blue smashed danish	1	awesome	Last Available: "2011-09"
5251	stale special super-sized shaking upside-down forbidden danish	5	decent	Effect: "Shamboozled", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2011-09"
5252	toothsome ghostly cool cat claw	3	awesome	Last Available: "2011-09"
5253	rotten blunt cat claw	4	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5254	rotten shadowy cat claw	3	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5255	rotten ghostly mirror cheezburger	4	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5256	rotten toasted brie	3	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5257	ionized energized potion of the field gar	0		Effect: "Egg Burps", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2011-09"
5258	tarnished mirror too legit potion	0		Effect: "Bugbear in Tooth and Claw", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2011-09"
5259	diffused shaking Bright Water	0		Effect: "Held Closer", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2011-09"
5260	modified triple-colloidal cold-filtered water	0		Effect: "Intimidating Mien", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2011-09"
5261	altered activated quantum maroon graveyard snowglobe	0		Effect: "Balls of Ectoplasm", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2011-09"
5262	oxidized cool cat elixir	0		Effect: "Seriously Mutated", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2011-09"
5263	deionized altered fuchsia potion of the captain's hammer	0		Effect: "Old Time Hydration", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2011-09"
5264	quadruple-electrified diffused anodized teal potion of X-ray vision	0		Effect: "stats.enq", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2011-09"
5265	wet potion of the litterbox	0		Effect: "Rushtacean'", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2011-09"
5266	denatured green potion of animal rage	0		Effect: "Irresistible Resolve", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2011-09"
5267	activated blurry potion of punctual companionship	0		Effect: "Notably Lovely", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2011-09"
5268	maroon skewed holy bomb, batman	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5269	bobcat grenade	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5270	chocolate frosted sugar bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5271	broken glass grenade	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5272	noxious gas grenade	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5273	skull with a fuse in it	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5274	blinking boozebomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5275	blurry stanky hammerus	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-09"
5276	MacGyver's blunt icepick	0		Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2011-09"
5277	MacGyver's fluorescent lightbulb	0		Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2011-09"
5278	dangerous blammer of the blizzard	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-09"
5279	clock-cleaning hammer of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-09"
5280	4:20 bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5281	broken clock of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2011-09"
5282	frosty dethklok	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-09"
5283	tumbling coward's glacial clock	0		Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2011-09"
5284	Gygaxian Libram	0		Last Available: "2011-09", Skill: "Summon Dice"
5285	maroon d4	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5286	tumbling d6	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5287	d8	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5288	d10	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5289	gray d12	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5290	d20	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5291	huge generic healing potion	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5292	generic mana potion	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5293	generic restorative potion	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5294	kobold treasure hoard	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5295	newborn kobold	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5296	slightly thicker filthy rags	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-09"
5297	dungeon dragon chest	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5298	bland jumbo phish stick	5	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5299	teal hale baleful plastic vampire fangs of terror	0		Spell Damage: +25, Maximum HP: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Feed", Last Available: "2011-10"
5300	Interview With You (a Vampire)	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5301	Make-Your-Own-Vampire-Fangs kit	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5302	your own heart	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5303	fuchsia stylish Sword of the Brouhaha Prince	0		Moxie: +25, Last Available: "2011-10"
5304	banded personal trainer's Chalice of the Malkovich Prince of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Damage Absorption: +100, Last Available: "2011-10"
5305	Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2011-10"
5306	teal dog trainer's Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2011-10"
5307	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5308	ghost trap	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5309	chainsaw chain	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5310	shotgun shell	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5311	funhouse mirror	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5312	cold-filtered ghostly body paint	0		Effect: "Headstrong", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2011-10"
5313	altered spinning necrotizing body spray	0		Effect: "Elemental Mastery", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2011-10"
5314	deionized bite-me-red lipstick	0		Effect: "Celestial Sheen", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2011-10"
5315	flattened cold-filtered blinking whisker pencil	0		Effect: "Insulated Trousers", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2011-10"
5316	extra-pickled dry magnetized press-on ribs	0		Effect: "[1701]Hip to the Jive", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2011-10"
5317	ionized electrified shaking Rattlin' Chains	0		Effect: "The Halls of Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2011-10"
5318	flattened tumbling Gummy Brains	0		Effect: "Leisurely Amblin'", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2011-10"
5319	altered activated super-corrupted Blood 'n' Plenty	0		Effect: "Banono", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2011-10"
5320	extra-energized pickled huge Lobos Mints	0		Effect: "Blood-Gorged", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2011-10"
5321	electrified adjusted Sweet Sword	0		Effect: "Pasty", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2011-10"
5322	tolerable gray Ecto-Cooler	3	good	Last Available: "2011-10"
5323	special watered-down tolerable Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	2	good	Effect: "Alchemical, Brother", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2011-10"
5324	bad tumbling Blood Light	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-10"
5325	smooth Silver Bullet beer	4	awesome	Last Available: "2011-10"
5326	drinkable upside-down Bone's Farm &quot;wine&quot;	3	good	Last Available: "2011-10"
5327	ghost protocol	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5328	pressed boiled yellow sorority brain	0		Effect: "5 Pounds Lighter", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2011-10"
5329	dry Nightstalker perfume	0		Effect: "Mucilaginous Mentalism", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2011-10"
5330	double-polymerized electrified jittery red drum of pomade	0		Effect: "Scarysauce", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2011-10"
5331	throwing bone	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5332	boxer's extra-see-thru nightie	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Last Available: "2011-10"
5333	chilly banded BRAINS shorts	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Cold Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1.5xGhuol", Last Available: "2011-10"
5334	razor-sharp Mesmereyes&trade; contact lenses	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-10"
5335	greedy scrunchie	0		Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-10"
5336	olive slick extremely skinny jeans of the cougar	0		Moxie: 30, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy", Last Available: "2011-10"
5337	olive crafty groovy The Necbromancer's Hat	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr", Last Available: "2011-10"
5338	yellow jittery Sherlock's energetic The Necbromancer's Stein of Gandalf	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2011-10"
5339	reassuring chilly dog trainer's The Necbromancer's Shorts	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Cold Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xGhuol", Last Available: "2011-10"
5340	auspicious MacGyver's personal trainer's The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum MP: +100, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2011-10"
5341	blinking The Necbronomicon	0		Skill: "Summon &quot;Boner Battalion&quot;", Last Available: "2011-10"
5342	weak drinkable tumbling The Cooler Out of Space	2	good	Last Available: "2011-10"
5343	cyan The Necbronomicon (used)	0		Skill: "Summon &quot;Boner Battalion&quot;", Last Available: "2011-10"
5344	sorority girl's box	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5345	polarized spinning Necbro wafers	0		Effect: "Jawin'", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2020-09"
5346	death blossom	0		
5347	upside-down A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used)	0		Skill: "Holiday Weight Gain", Last Available: "2009-12"
5348	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)	0		Skill: "Jingle Bells", Last Available: "2009-12"
5349	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)	0		Skill: "Candyblast", Last Available: "2009-12"
5350	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used)	0		Skill: "Surge of Icing", Last Available: "2009-12"
5351	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)	0		Skill: "Stealth Mistletoe", Last Available: "2009-12"
5352	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)	0		Skill: "Cringle's Curative Carol", Last Available: "2009-12"
5353	jar of oil	0		
5354	The Art of Slapfighting (used)	0		Class: "Seal Clubber", Skill: "Iron Palm Technique", Last Available: "2010-06"
5355	pulsating cyan Uncle Romulus (used)	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer", Skill: "Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin", Last Available: "2010-03"
5356	skewed upside-down A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Skill: "Stringozzi Serpent", Last Available: "2010-04"
5357	Zu Mannk&auml;se Dienen (used)	0		Class: "Sauceror", Skill: "K&auml;seso&szlig;esturm", Last Available: "2010-01"
5358	twirling Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)	0		Class: "Disco Bandit", Skill: "Kung Fu Hustler", Last Available: "2011-01"
5359	narrow Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)	0		Class: "Accordion Thief", Skill: "Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration", Last Available: "2010-02"
5360	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)	0		Skill: "Toynado", Last Available: "2010-12"
5361	pulsating The Joy of Wassailing (used)	0		Skill: "Wassail", Last Available: "2010-12"
5362	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	0		Skill: "Fashionably Late", Last Available: "2011-01"
5363	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	0		Skill: "Executive Narcolepsy", Last Available: "2011-01"
5364	spinning CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	0		Skill: "Lunch Break", Last Available: "2011-01"
5365	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	0		Skill: "Offensive Joke", Last Available: "2011-01"
5366	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	0		Skill: "Managerial Manipulation", Last Available: "2011-01"
5367	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded)	0		Skill: "Natural Born Skeleton Killer", Last Available: "2011-05"
5368	mirror squat Ellsbury's journal (used)	0		Skill: "Unaccompanied Miner", Last Available: "2010-09"
5369	dog trainer's KoL Con 8-Bit power bracelet	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2011-09"
5370	spinning boiler	0		
5371	stuffed-shirt scarecrow	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-11"
5372	shellacked plastic trollipop	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2011-12"
5373	Jack Frost's plastic Fudge Wizard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2011-12"
5374	maroon Usain Bolt's plastic abominable fudgeman	0		Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2011-12"
5375	stanky plastic colollilossus	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-12"
5376	jittery ghostly coward's supercool plastic Big Candy	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2011-12"
5377	upside-down The Groose in the Hoose	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12"
5378	spruce juice	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5379	modified groose grease	1	decent	Last Available: "2012-12"
5380	lollipop stick	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5381	twirling bananagate	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5382	pearidot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5383	twirling tourmalime	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5384	skewed yellow kumquartz	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5385	strawberyl	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5386	MacGyver's ridiculous belt	0		Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2011-11"
5387	Jack Frost's ridiculous earring	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2011-11"
5388	sharpshooter's ridiculous sunglasses	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2011-11"
5389	delicious pulsating ridiculous sandwich	3	awesome	Last Available: "2011-11"
5390	bad high-proof ridiculous cocktail	6	decent	Last Available: "2011-11"
5391	smartaleck's zombie monkey necklace of horror	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Spooky Spell Damage: +25
5392	wobbly Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	0		
5393	mirror scrap of paper	0		
5394	huge sandpaper	0		
5395	skewed peppermint sprout	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5396	magnetized tumbling twirling peppermint twist	0		Effect: "Sauce Monocle", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2011-11"
5397	decent pulsating peppermint patty	3	good	Last Available: "2011-11"
5398	peppermint crook	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5399	peppermint rhino baby	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5400	candy cane candygram	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
5401	peppermint parasol	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5402	blinking supercool candy cane	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Last Available: "2011-12"
5403	Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5404	Peppermint Pip Packet	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5405	foul-smelling Van der Graaf padded cane-mail shirt	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Stench Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2011-12"
5406	quilted wicked cane-mail pants of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Spell Damage: +5, Damage Absorption: +40, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-12"
5407	lousy weak narrow Vodka Matryoshka	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-12"
5408	aged Gin Mint	4	awesome	Last Available: "2011-12"
5409	smooth pulsating teal Tequiz Navidad	3	awesome	Last Available: "2011-12"
5410	extra-dry lousy spinning Mint Yulep	5	decent	Last Available: "2011-12"
5411	perfectly mixed skewed pulsating Crimbojito	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-12"
5412	perfectly mixed Sangria de Menthe	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-12"
5413	wobbly candycaine powder	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
5414	licorice boa	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
5415	pickled quadruple-aerosolized licorice root	0		Effect: "Rain Dancin'", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2011-12"
5416	flattened banana supersucker	0		Effect: "Neuroplastici Tea", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2011-11"
5417	colloidal galvanized pear supersucker	0		Effect: "Uncaged Power", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2011-11"
5418	activated aerosolized lime supersucker	0		Effect: "Rain Dancin'", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2011-11"
5419	aerosolized polarized squat kumquat supersucker	0		Effect: "Wistfully Nostalgic", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2011-11"
5420	super-vacuum-sealed double-denatured adjusted strawberry supersucker	0		Effect: "Fitter, Happier", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2011-11"
5421	upside-down bananarama bangle of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5422	skewed hale pair of pearidot earrings	0		Maximum HP: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5423	tourmalime tourniquet of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5424	maroon kumquartz ring of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5425	stanky strawberyl necklace	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5426	twirling avaricious Tesla sucker bucket	0		Meat Drop: +30, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2011-11"
5427	mirror chilly sucker hakama	0		Cold Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "afk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-11"
5428	tumbling resourceful sucker kabuto	0		Maximum MP: +50, Familiar Effect: "Atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-11"
5429	narrow Temple Grandin's sucker tachi	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2011-11"
5430	blinking sucker scaffold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5431	cinnamon troll doll	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5432	grape troll doll	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5433	raspberry troll doll	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5434	DNOTC Box	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
5435	mirror fudgecule	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5436	activated magnetized fudge lily	0		Effect: "Heart of Lavender", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2011-11"
5437	squat superheated fudge	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5438	liquefied fluid of fudge-finding	0		Effect: "Hairless and Airless", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2011-11"
5439	fudgepuck	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5440	tiny normal huge fudgesicle	1	good	Last Available: "2011-11"
5441	mirror twirling wand of fudge control	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5442	ghostly red The Kloop in the Coop	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12"
5443	upside-down miniscule beatbox	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5444	corrupted super-moist devilish folio	0		Effect: "Sensation", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2012-12"
5445	clumsiness bark	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5446	skewed jar full of wind	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5447	blurry dangerous jerkcicle	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5448	huge furious stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5449	twirling vanity stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5450	lecherous stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5451	skewed jealousy stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5452	avarice stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5453	twirling gluttonous stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5454	lime green gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5455	jittery red gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5456	gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5457	extra-nitrogenated ghostly yellow Fudgie Roll	0		Effect: "Gutterminded", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2011-11"
5458	spoiled fudge bunny	4	crappy	Last Available: "2011-11"
5459	blurry fudge spork	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5460	blinking executive smooth fudgecycle of courage	0		Moxie: +15, Spooky Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5461	fudge cube	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5462	blank fudge mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5463	lime green Libram of Resolutions	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-01", Skill: "Summon Resolutions"
5464	cold-filtered activated twirling gray resolution: be wealthier	0		Effect: "You Know Who to Call", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2012-01"
5465	polymerized quadruple-nitrogenated blinking blinking resolution: be happier	0		Effect: "Feet of Watermelon", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2012-01"
5466	ionized wobbly resolution: be stronger	0		Effect: "A Few Extra Pounds", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2012-01"
5467	ionized nitrogenated resolution: be smarter	0		Effect: "High Blood Chocolate Content", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2012-01"
5468	cold-filtered ghostly resolution: be sexier	0		Effect: "Fungal Fortification", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2012-01"
5469	pickled altered narrow lime green resolution: be feistier	0		Effect: "Big Flaming Whip", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2012-01"
5470	warmed resolution: be kinder	0		Effect: "Phoenix, Right?", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2012-01"
5471	activated Vulcanized teal resolution: be more adventurous	0		Effect: "All Branned Up", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2012-01"
5472	ionized unsweetened polymerized resolution: be luckier	0		Effect: "The Smile of Mr. A.", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2012-01"
5473	mirror gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5474	bouncing gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5475	tumbling gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5476	dry denatured wet gummi salamander	0		Effect: "Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2011-11"
5477	oxidized huge gummi snake	0		Effect: "Tremella Tremens", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2011-11"
5478	Vulcanized boiled gummi canary	0		Effect: "Protection from Bad Stuff", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2011-11"
5479	yummy special pulsating gummi bear	4	awesome	Effect: "Stregngth of the Gnome", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2011-11"
5480	jumbo rotten gummi bear	5	crappy	Last Available: "2011-11"
5481	decent gummi bear	3	good	Last Available: "2011-11"
5482	flavorless upside-down drunki-bear	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-11"
5483	normal drunki-bear	3	good	Last Available: "2011-11"
5484	miniature stale blurry drunki-bear	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-11"
5485	padded gummi bowtie	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Last Available: "2011-11"
5486	bouncing fudge pocket square of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2011-11"
5487	upside-down prompt lollipop cufflinks	0		Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2011-11"
5488	trilobite fossil	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5489	ammonite fossil	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5490	belemnite fossil	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5491	trilobite candy mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5492	ammonite candy mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5493	huge twirling belemnite candy mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5494	quadruple-polarized unsweetened skewed ghostly gummi trilobite	0		Effect: "Strong Spirit", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2011-11"
5495	polymerized green gummi ammonite	0		Effect: "Electrolit Up", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2011-11"
5496	magnetized oxidized gummi belemnite	0		Effect: "Preemptive Medicine", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2011-11"
5497	all-year sucker	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5498	heart of dark chocolate	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5499	green toasty Big Candy's tophat of Flo-Jo	0		Hot Damage: +5, Initiative: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-11"
5500	Fuzzby	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-11"
5501	Jackass Plumber home game	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5502	Trivial Avocations board game	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5503	jittery huge Tickle-Me Emilio	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5504	blessed box	0		
5505	pack of pogs	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5506	rotten narrow jerky coins	4	crappy	Last Available: "2011-11"
5507	practically non-alcoholic drinkable squat Go-Wassail	1	good	Last Available: "2011-11"
5508	quadruple-cold-filtered boiled adjusted Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	0		Effect: "Ironclad", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2011-11"
5509	cold-filtered frozen tumbling bottle of bubbles	0		Effect: "Saucefingers", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2011-11"
5510	adjusted double-denatured upside-down wind-up meatcar	0		Effect: "Enraged", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2011-11"
5511	Trivial Avocations Card: What?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5512	Trivial Avocations Card: When?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5513	blinking Trivial Avocations Card: Who?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5514	Trivial Avocations Card: Where?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5515	yellow skewed pog #01 (spider)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5516	pog #02 (Knob goblin)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5517	pog #03 (warwelf)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5518	tumbling pog #04 (skleleton)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5519	jittery pog #05 (ninja snowman)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5520	pog #06 (filthy hippy)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5521	pog #07 (orcish frat boy)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5522	mirror pog #08 (hellion)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5523	jittery narrow pog #09 (pirate)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5524	pog #10 (hobo)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5525	pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5526	magnetized ghostly Atomic Pop	0		Effect: "Heart of White", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2020-09"
5527	ghostly spinning do-rag	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-11"
5528	ghostly whimpering willow bark	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5529	snack-sized adequate berries of suffering	2	good	Last Available: "2012-12"
5530	extra-galvanized improved spinning baobab sap	0		Effect: "Frostbeard", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2012-12"
5531	cup of hickory chicory	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5532	magnolia blossom	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5533	corrupted Mortimer's nostrum	0		Effect: "Goldentongue", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2012-12"
5534	lousy upside-down huge Barulio's bottle	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-12"
5535	modified dry frozen Marvin's marvelous pill	0		Effect: "Dancing Prowess", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2012-12"
5536	Winifred's whistle	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5537	upside-down prose pen	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5538	huge half-empty carton of milk	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5539	narrow glass of warm water	0		Free Pull
5540	enhanced desktop zen garden	0		Effect: "items.enh", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2012-12"
5541	Vivian's Vitamin	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5542	pink-belly slapper	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5543	blinking extremely unsafe Leapin' Trousers	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Item Drop: +5
5544	drinkable strong gray jittery eggnog	5	good	Last Available: "2012-12"
5545	stale huge hamhock	10	decent	Last Available: "2012-12"
5546	The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants	0		Skill: "Torment Plant", Last Available: "2012-12"
5547	Clancy's sackbut	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5548	Ghost Pinching Quarterly	0		Skill: "Pinch Ghost", Last Available: "2012-12"
5549	Clancy's crumhorn	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5550	wobbly cyan The Snitch's Manifesto	0		Skill: "Tattle", Last Available: "2012-12"
5551	Clancy's lute	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5552	cyan jittery wobbly smooth Trusty	0		Moxie: +15
5553	can of Rain-Doh	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5554	empty Rain-Doh can	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5555	altered twirling fireclutch	0		Effect: "Trivia Master", Effect Duration: 43
5556	yellow shaking crafty slick Rain-Doh wings	0		Moxie: +10, Maximum MP: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2012-02"
5557	Rain-Doh agent	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5558	auspicious Rain-Doh laser gun of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Item Drop: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2012-02"
5559	twirling tumbling ruddy Rain-Doh lantern of the cheetah	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Initiative: +60, Softcore Only, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Stench", Last Available: "2012-02"
5560	mirror Rain-Doh balls	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5561	skewed Rain-Doh indigo cup	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5562	frosty Tesla Rain-Doh violet bo	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2012-02"
5563	cyan Rain-Doh box	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5564	Rain-Doh box full of monster	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5565	bland PB&BP	4	decent	
5566	immense bland blue club sandwich	10	decent	
5567	normal corned-beef Reuben	3	good	
5568	frayed ninja rope	0		
5569	jittery dull ninja crampons	0		
5570	loose ninja carabiner	0		
5571	Groar's fur	0		
5572	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	0		
5573	fancy tolerable pulsating Drac & Tan	3	good	Effect: "Blessing of Pikachutlotal", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2012-03"
5574	drinkable Transylvania Sling	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5575	drinkable Shot of the Living Dead	4	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5576	drinkable Buttery Knob	4	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5577	lousy Slippery Knob	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5578	artisanal Flaming Knob	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5579	lousy Grasshopper	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5580	drinkable enchanted Locust	3	good	Effect: "Loco Motives", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2012-03"
5581	practically non-alcoholic hand-crafted Plague of Locusts	1	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5582	triple-distilled mediocre Red Dwarf	6	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5583	lousy Golden Mean	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5584	watered-down bad huge fuchsia Green Giant	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5585	acceptable boozy Aye Aye	5	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5586	artisanal twirling Aye Aye, Captain	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5587	lousy ghostly blurry Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5588	aged watered-down Humanitini	2	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5589	artisanal fortified lime green More Humanitini than Humanitini	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5590	enchanted drinkable Oh, the Humanitini	4	good	Effect: "Ripping, Dripping", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2012-03"
5591	bad strong Great Older Fashioned	5	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5592	bad Fuzzy Tentacle	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5593	drinkable Crazymaker	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5594	triple-distilled bad maroon Zoodriver	10	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5595	perfectly mixed fortified Sloe Comfortable Zoo	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5596	delicious weak yellow Sloe Comfortable Zoo on Fire	2	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5597	artisanal irresponsibly strong narrow Suffering Sinner	8	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5598	artisanal distilled gray huge Suppurating Sinner	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5599	triple-distilled lousy Sizzling Sinner	6	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5600	special drinkable spirit-forward Firewater	5	good	Effect: "Spring Training", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2012-03"
5601	acceptable bouncing Earth and Firewater	4	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5602	weak bad green Earth, Wind and Firewater	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5603	acceptable Slimosa	4	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5604	hand-crafted practically non-alcoholic Extra-slimy Slimosa	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5605	artisanal blinking squat Slimebite	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5606	acceptable Cement Mixer	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5607	bad watered-down lime green twirling narrow Jackhammer	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5608	watered-down artisanal Dump Truck	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5609	smooth blinking Fauna Libre	4	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5610	drinkable weak Chakra Libre	2	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5611	watered-down lousy Aura Libre	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5612	tolerable distilled purple blurry Sazerorc	5	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5613	drinkable watered-down Sazuruk-hai	2	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5614	delicious enchanted Flaming Sazerorc	3	awesome	Effect: "Tightly-Wound Spine", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2012-03"
5615	perfectly mixed fortified Green Velvet	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5616	mediocre watered-down Green Muslin	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5617	artisanal Green Burlap	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5618	mediocre weak blinking Mohobo	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5619	artisanal weak Moonshine Mohobo	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5620	acceptable Flaming Mohobo	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5621	strong artisanal tumbling Drunken Philosopher	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5622	hand-crafted Drunken Neurologist	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5623	weak bad Drunken Astrophysicist	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5624	distilled perfectly mixed Dark & Starry	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5625	tolerable Black Hole	4	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5626	tolerable tumbling Event Horizon	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5627	aged practically non-alcoholic blue Herring Daiquiri	1	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5628	drinkable watered-down Herring Wallbanger	2	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5629	irresponsibly strong acceptable Herringtini	8	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5630	acceptable watered-down Lollipop Drop	2	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5631	lousy practically non-alcoholic Candy Alexander	1	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5632	drinkable watered-down Candicaine	2	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5633	mediocre fancy wobbly Caipiranha	4	decent	Effect: "Spooky Jellied", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2012-03"
5634	watered-down drinkable pulsating Flying Caipiranha	2	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5635	bad Flaming Caipiranha	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5636	weak delicious Punchplanter	2	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5637	aged Doublepunchplanter	3	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5638	special drinkable olive Haymaker	4	good	Effect: "Strong Grip", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2012-03"
5639	gray Small Medium	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-03"
5640	huge crystal decanter	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-03"
5641	fancy half-sized adequate teal fungus	2	good	Effect: "Inebriate Pride", Effect Duration: 25
5642	narrow poisoned dart	0		
5643	deionized purple stone wool	0		Effect: "Disco Concentration", Effect Duration: 36
5644	skewed stones	0		
5645	the Nostril of the Serpent	0		
5646	calendar fragment	0		
5647	upside-down calendar of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3
5648	red bouncing Samson's groovy Boris's Helm	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience (Muscle): +5, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Familiar Effect: "atk, MP regen, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-04", Minstrel Level: +1, Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Boris)]
5649	auspicious staph of homophones of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Item Drop: +10, Alters Page Text
5650	blurry prompt resourceful beefy Boris's Helm (askew)	0		Muscle: +10, Maximum MP: +50, Adventures: +3, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Familiar Effect: "atk, MP regen, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-04", Minstrel Level: +1, Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Boris)]
5651	mime soul fragment	0		Last Available: "2012-04"
5652	Monster Manuel	0		Free Pull
5653	key-o-tron	0		
5654	adequate blue nailswurst	3	good	
5655	acceptable spirit-forward huge used beer	5	good	
5656	Huggler Radio	0		Free Pull
5657	fettucini &eacute;pines Inconnu recipe	0		Recipe: "fettucini &eacute;pines Inconnu"
5658	green slap and slap again recipe	0		Recipe: "slap and slap again"
5659	grievous insulting hat	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "cap 2"
5660	steel-toed offensive moustache	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Single Equip
5661	hairshirt of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20
5662	Olympic-sized Clan crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-05"
5663	microwave	0		Free Pull
5664	pony keg	0		Free Pull
5665	How to Tolerate Jerks	0		Skill: "Thick-Skinned"
5666	How to Hold a Grudge	0		Skill: "Chip on your Shoulder"
5667	puppet strings	0		Free Pull
5668	bagged &quot;L&quot;	0		
5669	mirror blinking club	0		
5670	spoiled spinning fettucini &eacute;pines Inconnu	4	crappy	
5671	lousy yellow slap and slap again	4	decent	
5672	bouncing gunpowder burrito	2	good	
5673	beery blood	2	good	
5674	&quot;L&quot;	0		
5675	compressed wobbly watered-down Red Minotaur	1		
5676	pool torpedo	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5677	fuchsia huge forbidden Ze&trade; goggles	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "Atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2012-05"
5678	tumbling soggy used band-aid	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5679	wobbly quilted strapping stylish swimsuit	0		Muscle: +5, Damage Absorption: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 10", Last Available: "2012-05"
5680	lost key	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5681	rotten P.B.L.T.	3	crappy	
5682	blinking note from Clancy	0		Skill: "Request Sandwich"
5683	BURT	0		
5684	handful of juicy garbage	0		
5685	bugbear communicator badge	0		
5686	quantum nanopolymer spider web	0		
5687	shaking bugbear autopsy tweezers	0		
5688	sharpshooter's UV monocular	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Single Equip
5689	drone self-destruct chip	0		
5690	Jeff Goldblum larva	0		
5691	pacification grenade	0		
5692	skewed gravedigger's quantum disintegrator pistol	0		Spooky Damage: +10
5693	electrified phase-tuned shield generator belt	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
5694	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	0		
5695	bugbear detector of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Single Equip
5696	bugbear purification pill	0		
5697	1 Meat	0		
5698	therapeutic padded The Lost Glasses	0		Damage Absorption: +20, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
5699	spinning The Lost Pill Bottle	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5700	The Lost Comb	0		
5701	olive Moping Artistic Goth Kid	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-06"
5702	mannequin	0		Familiar Weight: +5
5703	tumbling crayon shavings	0		Last Available: "2012-06"
5704	wax bugbear	0		Last Available: "2012-06"
5705	huge up-at-dawn coward's wax hat	0		Monster Level: -20, Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy", Last Available: "2012-06"
5706	ghostly dance instructor's wax pants of Flo-Jo	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Initiative: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 12", Last Available: "2012-06"
5707	FDKOL commendation	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5708	ionized denatured super-flattened drop of water-37	0		Effect: "Heart of Green", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2012-07"
5709	inspector's Jim Carey's fireman's helmet	0		Monster Level: +25, Item Drop: +15, Familiar Effect: "cold atk", Last Available: "2012-07"
5712	squat steel-toed fire axe	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Last Available: "2012-07"
5713	upside-down avaricious gravedigger's Annie Oakley's fire extinguisher	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2012-07"
5714	FDKOL tattoo	0		
5715	huge jittery Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians	0		Skill: "Frigidalmatian", Last Available: "2012-07"
5716	mirror Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	0		Skill: "Frigidalmatian", Last Available: "2012-07"
5717	stale massive FDKOL hotcakes	7	decent	Last Available: "2012-07"
5718	hot egg	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5719	smoking grass	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5720	adequate big special fiery wing	5	good	Effect: "Berry Defensive", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2012-07"
5721	lightning-fast boxer's wings of fire	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2012-07"
5722	rosewater-soaked FDKOL fire hose	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2012-07"
5723	quadruple-altered ionized bottle of fire	0		Effect: "Disco Inferno", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2012-07"
5724	yellow molten brick	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5725	hot daub	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5726	lime green grievous personal trainer's hot daub bun	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 21", Last Available: "2012-07"
5727	fuchsia quilted smartaleck's hot daub stand	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Damage Absorption: +40, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 21", Last Available: "2012-07"
5728	blinking double-paned foot-long hot daub of the early riser	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2012-07"
5729	ballpark hot daub	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5730	spoiled mirror angst burger	3	crappy	
5731	high-proof tolerable 5-hour acrimony	6	good	
5732	olive blank note	0		
5733	eerily silent box	0		
5734	thick yummy forbidden sausage	5	awesome	
5735	ghostly stanky Lord Flameface's cloak	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Swirl Cloak", Last Available: "2012-07"
5736	triple-corrupted anodized Drizzlers&trade; Black Licorice	0		Effect: "Marinated", Effect Duration: 13
5737	ionized blue daub-breaker	0		Effect: "Mer-kinny Flavor", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2020-09"
5738	Camp Scout backpack of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Drops Items, Last Available: "2012-07"
5739	CSA fire-starting kit	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5740	moldy small bag of GORP	2	crappy	Last Available: "2012-07"
5741	perfectly mixed water purification pills	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-07"
5742	red Camp Scout pup tent	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5743	artisanal CSA scoutmaster's &quot;water&quot;	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-07"
5744	flavorless special bag of GORF	4	decent	Effect: "Good Karma", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2012-07"
5745	skewed CSA discount card	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
5746	stale bag of QWOP	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-07"
5747	denatured CSA bravery badge	0		Effect: "Big Punkin'", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2012-07"
5748	CSA all-purpose soap	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5749	artisanal huge CSA cheerfulness ration	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-07"
5750	CSA obedience grenade	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5751	Tales of the Word Realms	0		
5752	stale crappy brain	3	decent	
5753	stale spinning red decent brain	4	decent	
5754	spoiled good brain	3	crappy	
5755	toothsome enchanted squat boss brain	3	awesome	Effect: "Flimsy Shield of the Pastalord", Effect Duration: 10
5756	small decent twirling maroon hunter brain	2	good	
5758	blinking sizzling Staff of Holiday Sensations of the wise owl of the detective	0		Mysticality: +20, Hot Damage: +10, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2011-11"
5759	mansplainer's staff of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Monster Level: +15
5760	resourceful educational staff of the blizzard	0		Experience: +1, Maximum MP: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +25
5761	chilly educational Staff of the Scummy Sink of terror	0		Experience: +1, Cold Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Slime Hates It: +1
5762	jittery nose	0		
5763	upside-down Socratic Superhero Reboots of the detective	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Item Drop: +20
5764	chilly smooth fuzzy busby	0		Moxie: +15, Cold Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 32"
5765	double-paned MacGyver's fuzzy earmuffs	0		Maximum MP: +100, Cold Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 32"
5766	Sherlock's padded fuzzy montera of the glutton	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Item Drop: +25, Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 32"
5767	red Unagnimated Gnome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-08"
5768	gnomish swimmer's ears	0		Better Diver: +10, Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "underwater", Last Available: "2012-08"
5769	gnomish coal miner's lung	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "block", Last Available: "2012-08"
5770	gnomish tennis elbow	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "damage", Last Available: "2012-08"
5771	gnomish housemaid's kgnee	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "gain advs", Last Available: "2012-08"
5772	gnomish athlete's foot	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "delevel", Last Available: "2012-08"
5773	blinking Thwaitgold maggot statuette	0		
5774	talkative skull	0		
5775	fronts	0		Familiar Weight: +5
5776	cool Barney's rake of Calamity Jane	0		Moxie: +5, Critical Hit Percent: +15
5778	massive decent idiot brain	8	good	
5779	green keel-haulin' knife of the ox	0		Muscle: +20
5780	Jim Carey's ice cream scoop	0		Monster Level: +25
5781	watered-down mediocre ghostly soft echo eyedrop antidote martini	2	decent	
5782	twirling morningwood plank	0		
5783	raging hardwood plank	0		
5784	weirdwood plank	0		
5785	thick caulk	0		
5786	hard screw	0		
5787	messy butt joint	0		
5788	ghostly skewed smut orc keepsake box	0		
5789	ghostly skewed bubblin' crude	0		
5790	box of bear arms	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5791	squat fuchsia fireproof right bear arm of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Hot Resistance: +3, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Kodiak Moment", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Grizzly Scene", Last Available: "2012-09", Softcore Only: [1-path(Zombie Slayer)]
5792	Jeselnik's therapeutic left bear arm of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Sleaze Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bear-Backrub", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bear-ly Legal", Last Available: "2012-09", Softcore Only: [1-path(Zombie Slayer)]
5793	Hat O' Nine Tails of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10
5794	corrupted improved wobbly shaking Enchanted Plunger	0		Effect: "Amplified Fabulousness", Effect Duration: 50
5795	corrupted enhanced twirling Enchanted Flyswatter	0		Effect: "Ichorous Eyesight", Effect Duration: 42
5796	diffused energized Gearhead Goo	0		Effect: "meat.enh", Effect Duration: 34
5797	quadruple-moist Missing Eye Simulation Device	0		Effect: "Jackasses' Symphony of Destruction", Effect Duration: 23
5798	anodized tumbling Gnollish Crossdress	0		Effect: "Hypercubed", Effect Duration: 45
5799	cold-filtered mirror eldritch dough	0		Effect: "Night Vision", Effect Duration: 57
5800	vacuum-sealed Charity's choker	0		Effect: "Crimbo Epiphany", Effect Duration: 33
5801	denatured tumbling Smart Bone Dust	0		Effect: "Muddled", Effect Duration: 14
5802	wet tarnished anodized perpendicular guano	0		Effect: "Sensation", Effect Duration: 24
5803	colloidal pressed shaking White Chocolate Golem Seeds	0		Effect: "Jammin'", Effect Duration: 32
5804	adjusted Shivering Ch&egrave;vre	0		Effect: "Mer-kinny Flavor", Effect Duration: 42
5805	extra-nitrogenated corrupted energized twirling breath mint	0		Effect: "Slime Time", Effect Duration: 57
5806	chilled muesli	0		Effect: "Pemmican't", Effect Duration: 57
5807	super-adjusted wobbly mirror glass of warm milk	0		Effect: "Fire Inside", Effect Duration: 40
5808	ionized denatured chilled green glass of gnat milk	0		Effect: "Items Are Forever", Effect Duration: 37
5809	concentrated non-enhanced pickled Knob Goblin Mutagen	0		Effect: "The Halls of Muscularity", Effect Duration: 16
5810	boiled activated narrow Tears of the Quiet Healer	0		Effect: "Super Speed", Effect Duration: 33
5811	chilled anodized tube of lipstick	0		Effect: "Twinklebritches", Effect Duration: 50
5812	chilled moist skelelton spine	0		Effect: "Standard Cheer", Effect Duration: 28
5813	super-chilled squat smut orc sunglasses	0		Effect: "Analog Drunk", Effect Duration: 37
5814	modified liquefied spinning blob of acid	0		Effect: "Wings of the Grasshopper", Effect Duration: 58
5815	adjusted skewed spinning flayed mind	0		Effect: "Eyes All Black", Effect Duration: 64
5816	ionized pressed cyan wobbly kobold kibble	0		Effect: "Heart of Yellow", Effect Duration: 20
5817	extra-dry alkaline irradiated forest spirit rattle	0		Effect: "Mercenary", Effect Duration: 22
5818	dry fuchsia Stone Golem pebbles	0		Effect: "Disdain of the War Snapper", Effect Duration: 66
5819	magnetized liquefied skewed spinning gravy fairy warlock hat	0		Effect: "Conspiratory Eyes", Effect Duration: 46
5820	polymerized colloidal bull blubber	0		Effect: "Magically Delicious", Effect Duration: 49
5821	vacuum-sealed anodized gray frog lip-print	0		Effect: "Egg-stra Arm", Effect Duration: 24
5822	dry frozen shaking pulsating gazely stare	0		Effect: "Coming Up Roses", Effect Duration: 39
5823	liquefied extra-boiled bouncing canopic jar	0		Effect: "Graham Crackling", Effect Duration: 17
5824	nitrogenated vacuum-sealed denatured clove-flavored lip balm	0		Effect: "Strange Mental Acuity", Effect Duration: 21
5825	vacuum-sealed mirror Skullery Maid's Knee	0		Effect: "Thunderheart", Effect Duration: 24
5826	energized triple-concentrated shaking zombie hollandaise	0		Effect: "Egg-headedness", Effect Duration: 33
5827	enhanced aerosolized maroon skeletal banana	0		Effect: "Rage of the Reindeer", Effect Duration: 63
5828	Vulcanized pulsating gilt perfume bottle	0		Effect: "Pumped Up", Effect Duration: 35
5829	altered mirror janglin' bones	0		Effect: "Less Pervious", Effect Duration: 24
5830	flattened pygmy papers	0		Effect: "Je Ne Sais Porquoise", Effect Duration: 43
5831	altered maroon wobbly pygmy dart	0		Effect: "Thick, Sick", Effect Duration: 30
5832	warmed secret mummy herbs and spices	0		Effect: "Partially Ghosted", Effect Duration: 12
5833	non-unsweetened vacuum-sealed blinking brigand brittle	0		Effect: "Seal Clubbing Frenzy", Effect Duration: 13
5834	extra-ionized enhanced maroon twirling holistic headache remedy	0		Effect: "Robocamo", Effect Duration: 15
5835	activated scrunchie tourniquet	0		Effect: "Empty Inside", Effect Duration: 46
5836	flattened irradiated embezzler's oil	0		Effect: "Army of One", Effect Duration: 52
5837	extra-quantum blue Fu Manchu Wax	0		Effect: "Bored Stiff", Effect Duration: 20
5838	polarized mirror narrow Iiti Kitty Gumdrop	0		Effect: "Bored Stiff", Effect Duration: 60
5839	denatured extra-diffused ravenous eye	0		Effect: "Resilient Spirit", Effect Duration: 12
5840	triple-dry enhanced narrow Rogue Windmill Rouge	0		Effect: "Serenity", Effect Duration: 17
5841	dry enhanced tumbling A muse-bouche	0		Effect: "Tomato Power", Effect Duration: 43
5842	extra-flattened adjusted toothbrush	0		Effect: "All Is Forgiven", Effect Duration: 66
5843	non-adjusted ghostly squat pirate cream pie	0		Effect: "Memory of Speed", Effect Duration: 44
5844	boiled deionized cyan una poca de gracia	0		Effect: "Ginger Snapped", Effect Duration: 23
5845	ionized twirling narrow compressed air canister	0		Effect: "Dweeby", Effect Duration: 48
5846	corrupted concentrated salt water taffy	0		Effect: "Hella Smooth", Effect Duration: 62
5847	galvanized ionized unholy water	0		Effect: "Broken Fast", Effect Duration: 36
5848	quadruple-warmed ionized Bangyomaman battle juice	0		Effect: "Castaway Physique", Effect Duration: 22
5849	ionized yellow handyman &quot;hand soap&quot;	0		Effect: "Three Days Slow", Effect Duration: 53
5850	ionized activated yellow space marine flash grenade	0		Effect: "Innately Wise", Effect Duration: 13
5851	super-chilled temporary tribal tattoo	0		Effect: "Hangdog", Effect Duration: 15
5852	ionized liquefied oil-filled donut	0		Effect: "Twinklebritches", Effect Duration: 37
5853	extra-energized jittery stick-on gnome beard	0		Effect: "Milk Studly", Effect Duration: 30
5854	anodized upside-down BRICKO stud	0		Effect: "Heart of Lavender", Effect Duration: 38
5855	tarnished Osk'r Chow	0		Effect: "Bestial Sympathy", Effect Duration: 59
5856	triple-tarnished oxidized lime green huge blurry Scuba Snack	0		Effect: "Strong Grip", Effect Duration: 44
5857	extra-vacuum-sealed polarized grey cube	0		Effect: "Ticking Clock", Effect Duration: 23
5858	non-oxidized energized purple jittery votive candle	0		Effect: "The Power of Negative Thinking", Effect Duration: 26
5859	non-moist extra-vacuum-sealed teal booby trap	0		Effect: "Hair on Your Chest", Effect Duration: 29
5860	energized jittery Agent Corrigan's cigarette	0		Effect: "Elemental Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 28
5861	alkaline nitrogenated aerosolized squat good ash	0		Effect: "The Grass...  Is Blue...", Effect Duration: 11
5862	Tome of Rad Libs	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-09", Skill: "Summon Rad Libs"
5863	Rad Lib	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5864	papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; glob	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5865	polymerized cold-filtered deionized papier-mochi	0		Effect: "Took Eleven", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2012-09"
5866	super-frozen dry bouncing papier-m&acirc;chaeranthera	0		Effect: "Snobby", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2012-09"
5867	unsweetened yellow papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; toothpicks	0		Effect: "Penguinny Flavor", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2012-09"
5868	narrow hardened papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute;te of Calamity Jane	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Alters Page Text, Last Available: "2012-09"
5869	shaking Herculean papier-m&acirc;chine gun of the bloodbag	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum HP: +100, Alters Page Text, Last Available: "2012-09"
5870	jittery flame-retardant papier-masque of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Alters Page Text, Last Available: "2012-09"
5871	prompt deadly papier-mitre	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Adventures: +3, Alters Page Text, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-09"
5872	blinking greasy papier-m&acirc;churidars of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Alters Page Text, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-09"
5873	papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; plaque	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5874	papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; handle	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5875	papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; base	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5876	papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; bowl	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5877	papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; trophy pi&ntilde;ata	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5878	twirling lightning-fast Rainbow Jello Mould	0		Initiative: +40
5879	spinning Pete & Jackie's Dragon Tooth Emporium Catalog	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5880	twirling packet of dragon's teeth	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5881	skeleton	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5882	huge auspicious smartaleck's skeleton skis of bravery	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Spooky Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-10"
5883	moldy skeleton quiche	3	crappy	Last Available: "2012-10"
5884	skeletal scabbard	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-10"
5885	skeletal skiff	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5886	gravedigger's slick Bonestabber of the ox of terror	0		Muscle: +20, Moxie: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-10"
5887	drinkable crystal skeleton vodka	3	good	Last Available: "2012-10"
5888	blinking Lazybones&trade; recliner	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5889	arcane researcher's auxiliary backbone	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Last Available: "2012-10"
5890	skulldozer egg	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5891	ribcage rollcage	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-10"
5892	diffused olive that gum you like	0		Effect: "Nut-Rition", Effect Duration: 27
5893	huge dreaming Jung man	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12"
5894	skewed Little Crimson Book	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
5895	fuchsia avatar of the Unconscious Collective	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12"
5896	canary nightlight	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
5897	powdered spinning pulsating Unconscious Collective Dream Jar	1	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
5898	wobbly cyan jar of psychoses (The Suspicious-Looking Guy)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5899	jar of psychoses (The Captain of the Gourd)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5900	jar of psychoses (The Crackpot Mystic)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5901	jar of psychoses (The Old Man)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5902	skewed jar of psychoses (The Pretentious Artist)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5903	skewed jar of psychoses (The Meatsmith)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5905	jar of psychoses (Jick)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5906	pixel pill	0		
5907	pixel energy tank	0		
5908	ChibiBuddy&trade; (on)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5909	ghostly Usain Bolt's wedding ring of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Initiative: +80, Single Equip
5910	huge deactivated nanobots	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-11"
5911	nanorhino credit card	0		Last Available: "2012-11"
5912	reassuring mansplainer's Solstice Shield	0		Monster Level: +15, Spooky Resistance: +1
5913	pickled corrupted mirror candy sushi set	0		Effect: "Muscle Unbound", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2012-12"
5914	nitrogenated quantum sweet mochi ball	0		Effect: "Over-Familiar With Dactyls", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2012-12"
5915	liquefied non-Vulcanized bouncing blurry beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "Sticks and Stones", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2012-12"
5916	ionized sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "Singer's Faithful Ocelot", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2012-12"
5917	cold-filtered anodized cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "World's Shortest Giant", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2012-12"
5918	plastic animelf of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
5919	veiny plastic ChibiBuddy&trade;	0		Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5920	dog trainer's plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2012-12"
5921	plastic Uncle Crimboku of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5922	nasty plastic MechaElf	0		Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5923	jittery plastic ingot	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5924	electrical thingamabob	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5925	twirling spinning ChibiBuddy&trade; (off)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5926	BittyCar MeatCar	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5927	BittyCar HotCar	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5928	deadly brainwave-controlled unicorn horn	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Uni-Gore", Familiar Effect: "atk, 5xVolley, cap 2", Last Available: "2012-12"
5929	bubble-wrap simulator	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5930	upside-down blind-packed capsule toy	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5931	sage smooth plastic four-shadowed mime of incineration	0		Moxie: +15, Mysticality Percent: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5932	medical-grade plastic Bugbear Captain of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5933	plastic Rene C. Corman of Leguizamo of mayonnaise	0		Monster Level: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5934	shaking ribald sinister plastic Lord Flameface	0		Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5935	twirling plastic Beebee King of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5936	therapeutic plastic Queen Bee	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2012-12"
5937	skewed upside-down zippy plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer	0		Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5938	curative plastic Clancy the Minstrel	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5939	flame-wreathed plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5940	fortified plastic spiderbugbear	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Last Available: "2012-12"
5941	ghostly curative plastic peacannon	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5942	beefy plastic the Free Man	0		Muscle: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5943	electrified plastic fire servant	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5944	plastic mumblebee of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5945	supercool plastic moneybee	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5946	hardy plastic beebee gunners	0		Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2012-12"
5947	slick plastic beebee queue	0		Moxie: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5948	plastic buzzerker of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
5949	Samson's plastic bee swarm	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5950	maroon miser's plastic batbugbear	0		Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5951	shaking Herculean plastic bugaboo	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Last Available: "2012-12"
5952	Jim Carey's plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear	0		Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
5953	nippy plastic ops bugbear	0		Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5954	maroon greedy plastic hypodermic bugbear	0		Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5955	mansplainer's plastic cavebugbear	0		Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2012-12"
5956	dance instructor's plastic Norville Rogers	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5957	jittery rosewater-soaked plastic Scott the Miner	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2012-12"
5958	ghostly savvy plastic angry space marine	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5959	greedy plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter	0		Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5960	blinking double-paned plastic Father McGruber	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5961	Samson's plastic Hank North, Photojournalist	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5962	flame-wreathed plastic blazing bat	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5963	greasy lion tamer's electronic dulcimer pants	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play Hog Fiddle", Familiar Effect: "8xPotato, cap 2", Last Available: "2012-12"
5964	shaking A-Boo clue	0		
5965	blurry chaotic clever Frown Exerciser	0		Maximum MP: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5966	soul monocle	0		Single Equip
5967	soul doorbell	0		
5968	soul coin	0		
5969	soul knife	0		
5970	mirror hale soul mask	0		Maximum HP: +20, Single Equip
5971	gray record of infuriating silence	0		Skill: "Silent Slam", Last Available: "2012-10"
5972	upside-down record of infuriating silence (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Slam", Last Available: "2012-10"
5973	twirling record of tranquil silence	0		Skill: "Silent Squirt", Last Available: "2012-10"
5974	record of tranquil silence (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Squirt", Last Available: "2012-10"
5975	wobbly record of menacing silence	0		Skill: "Silent Slice", Last Available: "2012-10"
5976	lime green record of menacing silence (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Slice", Last Available: "2012-10"
5977	flame-retardant hardened silent beret of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Damage Reduction: 3, Hot Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 3"
5978	fancy stale slice of pizza	4	decent	Effect: "Nas Tea", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2013-02"
5979	huge coin	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5980	cartoon heart	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5981	star	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5982	bad tumbling tankard of ale	4	decent	Last Available: "2013-02"
5983	vial of holy water	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5984	reassuring resourceful Socratic cloth cap	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum MP: +50, Spooky Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-02"
5985	skewed beefy iron dagger of Gandalf of the early riser	0		Muscle: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2013-02"
5986	adequate green hamburger	4	good	Last Available: "2013-02"
5987	purple pulsating dollar-sign bag	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5988	potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5989	potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5990	tolerable triple-distilled bottle of wine	7	good	Last Available: "2013-02"
5991	round bomb	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5992	fuchsia lightning-fast avaricious Socratic iron helmet	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Meat Drop: +30, Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-02"
5993	executive ribald beefcake's steel sword	0		Muscle: +25, Sleaze Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2013-02"
5994	gigantic bland upside-down green narrow whole roasted chicken	6	decent	Last Available: "2013-02"
5995	massive gemstone	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5996	extra-strength potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5997	potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5998	strong perfectly mixed bouncing shining goblet	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-02"
5999	wobbly bouncing fireball	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6000	spinning upside-down frightening Oprah's crown of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Spooky Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "3xGhoul, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-02"
6001	pulsating blinking purple gravedigger's MacGyver's sword of the sweet-tooth	0		Maximum MP: +100, Spooky Damage: +10, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2013-02"
6002	healthy educational cool Helm of the Scream Emperor	0		Moxie: +5, Experience: +1, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xFairy, cap 30", Last Available: "2013-02"
6003	Sherlock's brawny beefcake's Cloak of Dire Shadows	0		Muscle: +25, Muscle Percent: +20, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2013-02"
6004	narrow wobbly stanky scorching rock-hard Sword of Dark Omens	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Hot Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-02"
6005	scorching wholesome Shield of Icy Fate of the cheetah	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +25, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2013-02"
6006	jittery Temple Grandin's crafty strapping Greaves of the Murk Lord	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum MP: +10, Familiar Weight: +7, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 30", Last Available: "2013-02"
6007	lard-coated crafty smooth Gauntlets of the Blood Moon	0		Moxie: +15, Maximum MP: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-02"
6008	personal trainer's Boots of Twilight Whispers of the sewer of bravery	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Stench Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-02"
6009	twirling quilted personal trainer's brawny Belt of Howling Anger	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Damage Absorption: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-02"
6010	Rosewater's logging hatchet	0		Mysticality Percent: +30
6011	purple fortified orc wrist	0		Damage Absorption: +60
6012	wicked freshwater pearl necklace	0		Spell Damage: +5
6013	yellow orcish stud-finder of wisdom of the sweet-tooth	0		Mysticality: +15, Candy Drop: +100
6014	pulsating supercool screwing pooch	0		Moxie Percent: +20
6015	altered extra-activated blue orcish hand lotion	0		Effect: "Fungal Fortification", Effect Duration: 14
6016	improved polymerized orcish rubber	0		Effect: "Winklered", Effect Duration: 66
6017	altered orcish nailing lube	0		Effect: "Scrappy, Shadowy", Effect Duration: 59
6018	drinkable maroon backwoods screwdriver	4	good	
6019	loadstone of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20
6020	prompt healthy Claybender glasses	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Adventures: +3, Single Equip
6021	resourceful Duskwalker fangs of horror	0		Maximum MP: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +25
6022	twirling Space Tourist Phaser	0		
6023	tumbling greedy Whoompa Fur Pants of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 27"
6024	studded Whatsian Ionic Pliers	0		Damage Absorption: +80
6025	moist aerosolized green ghostly Polysniff Perfume	0		Effect: "Improprie Tea", Effect Duration: 23
6026	Duskwalker syringe	0		
6027	Space Tours Tripple	0		
6028	green blinking bouncing Battlie Light Saver	0		
6029	T.U.R.D.S. Key	0		
6030	dress pants of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, cap 28"
6031	badge of authority of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip
6032	blinking Da Vinci's motorcycle boots of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Single Equip
6033	upside-down teal prompt sizzling stolen necklace	0		Hot Damage: +10, Adventures: +3
6034	flame-wreathed troll britches	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +5, Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, cap 28"
6035	dry altered skewed vial of The Glistening	0		Effect: "Cheered Up", Effect Duration: 52
6036	weak drinkable artisanal limoncello	2	good	
6037	ginger ale	0		
6038	bland tumbling incredible pizza	3	decent	
6039	miser's frightening oil cap	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "cap 28"
6040	oil lamp of the wise owl of the sweet-tooth	0		Mysticality: +20, Candy Drop: +100
6041	family-friendly oil slacks	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 30"
6042	jittery knitted oil pan	0		Cold Resistance: +3
6043	boid	0		
6044	woim	0		
6045	Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	0		
6046	shaking BittyCar SoulCar	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6047	shellacked Misty Cloak of the empath	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Familiar Weight: +5
6048	MacGyver's Misty Robe of the blizzard	0		Maximum MP: +100, Cold Spell Damage: +25
6049	asbestos-lined flame-wreathed padded Misty Cape	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +5
6050	woimbook	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6051	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6052	decent gigantic pulsating Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	6	good	Last Available: "2012-12"
6053	tolerable Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	3	good	Last Available: "2012-12"
6054	ionized chilled gray squat Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	0		Effect: "Kissed By Fire", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2012-12"
6055	twirling psychoanalytic jar	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6056	The Sword in the Steak	0		Last Available: "2013-12", Wiki Name: "The Sword in the Steak (item)"
6057	narrow Meatcleaver of extreme caution of the sweet-tooth	0		Monster Level: -25, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2013-12"
6058	nasty Crimbo Elf bobble-head	0		Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
6059	resourceful Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer	0		Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2012-12"
6060	huge flame-wreathed Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
6061	blue occult Crimbo tree flocker	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
6062	skewed flame-wreathed Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
6063	perfumed Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
6064	sharp tin strip	0		
6065	wad of spider silk	0		
6066	goblin collarbone	0		
6067	spinning zippy Rosewater's Truthsayer	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6068	loose blade	0		
6069	goblin bone hilt	0		
6070	ghostly sword blade	0		
6071	Thinknerd's Grimoire of Geeky Gifts	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12", Skill: "Summon Geeky Gifts"
6072	confusing LED clock	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6073	nitrogenated aerosolized haggis-infused soap	0		Effect: "A Taste of Rainbow", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2012-12"
6074	frozen magicberry tablets	0		Effect: "Sticky Hands", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2012-12"
6075	aerosolized flattened ghostly twirling 37x37x37 puzzle cube	0		Effect: "Unrunnable Face", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2012-12"
6076	practically non-alcoholic artisanal McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-12"
6077	flavorless fuchsia haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-12"
6078	blurry fuchsia home robotics kit	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6079	school calculator watch	0		Last Available: "2012-12", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.25
6080	Socratic haggis socks	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Haggis Kick", Last Available: "2012-12"
6081	airblaster gun	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Air Blast", Last Available: "2012-12"
6082	Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6083	actual reality goggles	0		Single Equip, Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12"
6084	Mr. Haggis	0		Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2012-12"
6085	twirling magnetic sculpture kit	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6086	quilted Microplushie: Otakulone	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Last Available: "2012-12"
6087	cool Microplushie: Hippylase	0		Moxie: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
6088	MacGyver's Microplushie: Bropane	0		Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2012-12"
6089	shaking inspector's Microplushie: Sororitrate	0		Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2012-12"
6090	Microplushie: Gothochondria of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
6091	huge Microplushie: Raverdrine of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Last Available: "2012-12"
6092	ghostly greasy Microplushie: Hobomosome	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
6093	ghostly lightning-fast Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	0		Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2012-12"
6094	chaotic Microplushie: Dorkonide	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
6095	Herculean Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Last Available: "2012-12"
6096	savvy Microplushie: Hipsterine	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
6097	classy monkey	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6098	twirling gourd potion	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6099	shaking greedy Thinknerd T-Shirt	0		Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
6100	bouncing pile of useless robot parts	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6101	homemade robot	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6102	olive homemade robot gear	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6103	Artist's Whisk of Misery	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6104	Artist's Butterknife of Regret	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6105	Artist's Spatula of Despair	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6106	narrow Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6107	Artist's Cr&egrave;me Brul&eacute;e Torch of Fury	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6108	pulsating occult Ginsu&trade; of the glutton	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2013-12"
6109	lime green bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6110	bubble-wrap simulator (half broken)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6111	jittery bubble-wrap simulator (one button left)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6112	upside-down zaibatsu lobby card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6113	tumbling mirror mirror zaibatsu level 1 card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6114	jittery zaibatsu level 2 card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6115	zaibatsu level 3 card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6116	CEO office card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6117	test site key	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6118	skewed goggles	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6119	abacus	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6120	blinking bonsai tree	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6121	perfectly mixed high-proof shaking Chinese beer	6	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-12"
6122	cat statue	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6123	mirror rhinoceros horn	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6124	wobbly ghostly furry pink pillow	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6125	oxidized bottle of limeade	0		Effect: "Cautious Prowl", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2013-12"
6126	jittery extremely unsafe Fonzie's novelty tattoo sleeves	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6127	blinking pair of rhinoceros horns	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6128	gray bouncing furry brown pillow	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6129	makeshift yakuza mask of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
6130	piece	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6131	shaking toy taijijian	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6132	squat battery	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6133	vibrating Socratic White Dragon Fang of dire peril	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6134	maroon smooth butterfly knife	0		Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2013-12"
6135	tube of herbal ointment	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6136	pencil kunai	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6137	green mansplainer's weighted paperclip chain	0		Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2013-12"
6138	great capacitor	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6139	spinning bouncing rubber gloves of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6140	wobbly Chinese curse words	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6141	triad summoning scroll	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6142	snack-sized adequate tumbling roasted duck	2	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
6143	decent spinning dead meat bun	3	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
6144	brawny cat collar	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6145	ghostly foul-smelling scorching suspicious-looking fedora	0		Hot Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 15", Last Available: "2013-12"
6147	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6148	blue Deactivated MiniMechaElf	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6149	blurry blinking MiniMechaElf Laser Punch Missile Launcher	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6150	teal Snow Suit	0		Familiar Weight: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2013-01"
6151	carrot nose	0		Last Available: "2013-01"
6152	decent half-sized carrot cake	2	good	Last Available: "2013-01"
6153	mediocre carrot claret	3	decent	Last Available: "2013-01"
6154	boiled skewed red carrot juice	1	decent	Last Available: "2013-01"
6155	pixel power cell	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6156	mirror flickering pixel	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6157	crafty hardy Byte	0		Maximum HP: +50, Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6158	anger blaster of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Rage Flame", Last Available: "2013-12"
6159	jittery Temple Grandin's doubt cannon	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Doubt Shackles", Last Available: "2013-12"
6160	Sherlock's fear condenser	0		Item Drop: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fear Vapor", Last Available: "2013-12"
6161	crafty regret hose	0		Maximum MP: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tear Wave", Last Available: "2013-12"
6162	teal Young Man's Crew Sequester	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6163	tumbling Young Man's Cargo Load	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6164	quilted commodore's hat of horror	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2013-12"
6165	naval trousers of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato", Last Available: "2013-12"
6166	frosty Annie Oakley's deck cannon	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6167	tumbling padded ornamental sextant	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6168	perfumed lard-coated Bloodbath	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6169	irresponsibly strong artisanal Hundred Headed IPA	9	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-12"
6170	bland low-calorie chum	1	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
6171	enhanced crude crudit&eacute;s	0		Effect: "The Smeezingtons", Effect Duration: 31
6172	diffused candy crayons	0		Effect: "Thick-Skinned", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2020-09"
6173	upside-down upside-down Socratic pixel grappling hook of James Dean	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Experience (Moxie): +3
6174	twirling GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6175	gray GameInformPowerDailyPro walkthru	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6176	cosmic egg	0		
6177	fuchsia cosmic dough	0		
6178	cosmic vegetable	0		
6179	cosmic cheese	0		
6180	pulsating narrow cosmic potted meat product	0		
6181	upside-down cosmic potato	0		
6182	green cosmic cream	0		
6183	cosmic fruit	0		
6184	wobbly executive knitted Newton's Jarlsberg's hat	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Cold Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +40
6185	bland small consummate hard-boiled egg	2	decent	
6186	thick toothsome consummate fried egg	5	awesome	
6187	moldy tumbling red consummate egg salad	3	crappy	
6188	fancy adequate pulsating consummate bagel	3	good	Effect: "Greased-Up Familiar", Effect Duration: 15
6189	stale small consummate sliced bread	2	decent	
6190	normal consummate hot dog bun	3	good	
6191	stale half-sized squat consummate brownie	2	decent	
6192	normal low-calorie consummate toast	1	good	
6193	artisanal enchanted narrow ghostly passable stout	3	EPIC	Effect: "The Q Is Talking To You", Effect Duration: 30
6194	normal wobbly consummate soup	4	good	
6195	low-calorie flavorless jittery consummate corn chips	1	decent	
6196	normal super-sized bouncing consummate salad	5	good	
6197	delicious maroon tumbling consummate salsa	4	awesome	
6198	special rotten jittery consummate sauerkraut	4	crappy	Effect: "The Dark Lord Rides in Force Tonight", Effect Duration: 45
6199	toothsome miniature consummate cheese slice	2	awesome	
6200	stale consummate melted cheese	4	decent	
6201	spoiled consummate bacon	3	crappy	
6202	adequate consummate meatloaf	4	good	
6203	decent consummate steak	3	good	
6204	flavorless consummate cuts	3	decent	
6205	flavorless consummate frankfurter	3	decent	
6206	big stale blurry consummate french fries	5	decent	
6207	adequate consummate baked potato	4	good	
6208	aged acceptable vodka	3	awesome	
6209	super-sized moldy consummate ice cream	5	crappy	
6210	rotten blurry consummate whipped cream	3	crappy	
6211	moldy consummate cream	4	crappy	
6212	flavorless blue consummate strawberries	3	decent	
6213	spoiled jumbo consummate sorbet	5	crappy	
6214	hand-crafted fancy adequate rum	4	EPIC	Effect: "Hot Jellied", Effect Duration: 30
6215	aged wobbly mediocre lager	3	awesome	
6216	rotten immaculate grilled cheese	4	crappy	
6217	moldy immaculate ice cream sandwich	4	crappy	
6218	snack-sized toothsome immaculate hot dog	2	awesome	
6219	adequate small purple immaculate egg salad sandwich	2	good	
6220	rotten tiny perfect sandwich	1	crappy	
6221	moldy perfect chef salad	3	crappy	
6222	stale thick teal perfect breakfast	5	decent	
6223	flavorless sublime deluxe hot dog	3	decent	
6224	decent sublime stew	3	good	
6225	stale half-sized sublime nachos	2	decent	
6226	super-sized flavorless Ultimate Breakfast Sandwich	5	decent	
6227	miniature flavorless Loaded Baked Potato	2	decent	
6228	adequate Omega Sundae	3	good	
6229	perfectly mixed Das Sauerlager	3	EPIC	
6230	artisanal Bologna Lambic	4	EPIC	
6231	mediocre Vodka Dog	4	decent	
6232	weak perfectly mixed Disappointed Russian	2	EPIC	
6233	mediocre ghostly squat Chunky Mary	4	decent	
6234	aged maroon mirror Nachojito	4	awesome	
6235	drinkable fortified upside-down Le Roi	5	good	
6236	enchanted artisanal huge Over Easy Rider	3	EPIC	Effect: "The Best a Pirate Can Get", Effect Duration: 25
6237	cosmic six-pack	0		
6239	double-modified alkaline ghostly cube of ectoplasm	0		Effect: "One Foot Heavier", Effect Duration: 66
6240	ionized Illuminati earpiece	0		Effect: "Ancient Protected", Effect Duration: 11
6241	chilled adjusted censored can label	0		Effect: "stats.enq", Effect Duration: 35
6242	super-diffused huge ectoplasm <i>au jus</i>	0		Effect: "Swordholder", Effect Duration: 14
6243	moist the kindest cut	0		Effect: "Trufflin'", Effect Duration: 63
6244	ionized nitrogenated cat's paw	0		Effect: "El Vibrations", Effect Duration: 55
6245	colloidal ASCII fu manchu	0		Effect: "Full-Body Tan", Effect Duration: 28
6246	alkaline polarized pressed demonic surgical gloves	0		Effect: "Updated", Effect Duration: 46
6247	enhanced deionized shaking clip-on ninja tie	0		Effect: "So Fresh and So Clean", Effect Duration: 18
6248	extra-boiled tumbling spinning gamer slurry	0		Effect: "Beta Carotene Overdose", Effect Duration: 46
6249	dungeoneering kit	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6250	frosty Van der Graaf MacGyver's supercharged smooth numberwang of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Moxie: +15, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +100, Cold Spell Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
6251	deionized tumbling scroll of Protection from Bad Stuff	0		Effect: "Hella Tough", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2013-02"
6252	electrified super-modified red scroll of Puddingskin	0		Effect: "Hot Buttoned", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2013-02"
6253	Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb	0		Skill: "Walberg's Dim Bulb"
6254	jittery Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot	0		Skill: "Singer's Faithful Ocelot"
6255	Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise	0		Skill: "Drescher's Annoying Noise"
6256	dried gelatinous cube	0		
6257	pile of dungeon junk	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6258	lard-coated Jack Frost's therapeutic Staff of the Healthy Breakfast of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Jiggle: "Recover Some HP"
6259	fortified Herculean Rosewater's Staff of the Staff of Life of the bloodbag	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience (Muscle): +1, Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum HP: +100, Jiggle: "Full HP Recovery"
6260	Oprah's hale Staff of the Light Lunch of the boozehound	0		Maximum HP: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Booze Drop: +100, Jiggle: "Deal Some Cold Damage"
6261	studded Fonzie's supercool Staff of the Standalone Cheese	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience (Moxie): +1, Damage Absorption: +80, Jiggle: "Banish opponent for the rest of the day"
6262	narrow Jack Frost's Temple Grandin's Samson's Staff of the Hearty Dinner	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Familiar Weight: +7, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Jiggle: "Weaken Bad Guy"
6263	aromatic curative stiffened Staff of the All-Steak	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Stench Resistance: +1, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Jiggle: "Massive Bonus to Item Drops"
6264	savvy Staff of Fruit Salad of dire peril of Flo-Jo	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Weapon Damage: +20, Initiative: +100, Jiggle: "Deal Some Prismatic Damage"
6265	ghostly huge gravedigger's extremely unsafe Staff of the Cream of the Cream of the businessman	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spooky Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Jiggle: "Attune to Monster's Essence"
6266	spinning jar of protein powder	0		
6267	rotten grain of protein powder	3	crappy	
6268	denatured pec oil	0		Effect: "Motion", Effect Duration: 35
6269	forbidden gym membership card	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50
6270	deionized Squat-Thrust Magazine	0		Effect: "Spring Training", Effect Duration: 50
6271	massive dumbbell	0		
6272	skewed purple Oprah's experienced penguin keychain	0		Experience: +2, Maximum MP Percent: +50
6273	corrupted unsweetened O'RLY manual	0		Effect: "Mayeaugh", Effect Duration: 56
6274	triple-distilled mediocre open sauce	6	decent	
6275	sinister dangerous turkey leg	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spell Damage: +10
6276	bad Ye Olde Meade	4	decent	
6277	vacuum-sealed twirling blinking Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick	0		Effect: "Smugness", Effect Duration: 16
6278	Ye Olde Medieval Insult	0		
6279	lime green pewter claymore of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20
6280	wobbly vibrating artisanal rice peeler	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10
6281	moldy big heirloom grape tomato	5	crappy	
6282	chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli	0		
6283	huge Lo Pan's brown felt tophat	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6284	gear	0		
6285	huge razor-sharp thinker's Mark I Steam-Hat	0		Mysticality: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6286	olive bouncing scandalous supercharged Mark II Steam-Hat of mayonnaise	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Sleaze Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6287	bouncing double-paned Annie Oakley's padded Sinatra's Mark III Steam-Hat	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Damage Absorption: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Cold Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6288	chilly grievous Fonzie's experienced Mark IV Steam-Hat of doom	0		Experience: +2, Experience (Moxie): +1, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Cold Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6289	knitted dog trainer's hardened sinister experienced Mark V Steam-Hat	0		Experience: +2, Spell Damage: +10, Damage Reduction: 3, Experience (familiar): +1, Cold Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Death Ray", Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6290	shaking steam-powered model rocketship	0		
6291	weightlifter's punk rock jacket of vim and vigor	0		Muscle: +15, Maximum HP Percent: +50
6292	flame-wreathed Jim Carey's safety pin	0		Monster Level: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +10
6293	bite-sized flavorless stolen sushi	1	decent	
6294	very overdue library book	0		
6295	narrow drum 'n' bass 'n' drum 'n' bass record	0		
6296	cosmic bucket	0		Free Pull
6297	narrow fragment of Jarlsberg's soul	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-06"
6298	blurry Thwaitgold firefly statuette	0		
6299	model airship	0		
6300	denatured spinning Super Weight-Gain 9000	0		Effect: "Very Clean Teeth", Effect Duration: 34
6301	triple-deionized extra-cold-filtered squat possibility potion	0		Effect: "Go Get 'Em, Tiger!", Effect Duration: 50
6302	eleven-foot pole	0		
6303	skewed ring of Detect Boring Doors	0		
6304	huge yellow lightning-fast wool gravedigger's toasty Jarlsberg's pan (Cosmic portal mode) of incineration	0		Hot Damage: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Initiative: +40, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Jarlsberg)]
6305	wool crafty hardy hardened experienced Jarlsberg's pan	0		Experience: +2, Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum HP: +50, Maximum MP: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Jarlsberg)]
6306	Cosmic Calorie	0		Last Available: "2013-03"
6307	concentrated super-chilled celestial olive oil	0		Effect: "L'instinct F&eacute;lin", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2013-03"
6308	corrupted aerosolized red celestial carrot juice	0		Effect: "Burning Tongue", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2013-03"
6309	ionized lime green celestial au jus	0		Effect: "Cold Throat", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2013-03"
6310	quantum blurry celestial squid ink	0		Effect: "Hobo Flavor", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2013-03"
6311	wholesome Uncle Buck	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Softcore Only
6312	crate of fish meat	0		
6313	wobbly damp wallet	0		
6314	pipe	0		Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 10
6315	Oprah's therapeutic SCUBA tank	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Adventure Underwater
6316	blue blurry baleful deep six-shooter of the sewer	0		Spell Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +25
6317	Jeselnik's fortified sea chaps	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Sleaze Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xBarrr"
6318	nippy coward's deadly sea holster	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Monster Level: -20, Cold Damage: +10, Single Equip
6319	denatured boiled pulsating shavin' razor	0		Effect: "Human-Machine Hybrid", Effect Duration: 54
6320	long-forgotten necklace of the ox	0		Muscle: +20
6321	pearl	0		
6322	sea lace	0		
6323	upside-down greedy educational beefy jam band	0		Muscle: +10, Experience: +1, Meat Drop: +20
6324	blinking Lo Pan's Fonzie's brainy aquamariner's ring	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience (Moxie): +1, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Single Equip
6325	blue chilly friendly chaotic aquamariner's necklace	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Cold Damage: +5, Single Equip
6326	Jack Frost's pearl diver's ring of courage	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip
6327	strapping pearl diver's necklace of temperance	0		Muscle: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip
6328	olive sushi doily	0		
6329	scimitar cozy	0		
6330	spinning fish stick cozy	0		
6331	bazooka cozy	0		
6332	ghostly lard-coated forbidden cozy scimitar of chilblains	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Cold Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Breakable
6333	narrow up-at-dawn foul-smelling Fonzie's Staff of the Cozy Fish	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Stench Damage: +10, Adventures: +5, Breakable
6334	maroon resourceful cozy bazooka of the storm of terror	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Maximum MP: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Breakable
6335	lard-coated supercharged sea mantle	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
6336	fortified brainy sea shawl	0		Mysticality: +5, Damage Absorption: +60, Spell Damage Percent: +150
6337	frosty rock-hard sea cape	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +15
6338	wobbly saltwaterbed	0		
6339	tumbling family-friendly sage muddy pirate hat	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 31"
6340	wobbly clever floral-print skirt of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum MP: +20, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 2xPotato, cap 15"
6341	bouncing huge quilted cool spectral axe	0		Moxie: +5, Damage Absorption: +40
6342	ruddy super-strong air freshener of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +40
6343	altered ionized Mer-kin lipstick	0		Effect: "Texas Elegance", Effect Duration: 26
6344	Mer-kin mouthsoap	0		
6345	vacuum-sealed ionized ionized narrow Mer-kin strongjuice	0		Effect: "Quantum of Moxie", Effect Duration: 36
6346	Mer-kin fitbrine	0		
6347	ionized twirling olive Mer-kin ragejuice	0		Effect: "Heart of Lavender", Effect Duration: 68
6348	teal Mer-kin dragbelt of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Experience (Muscle): +20, Single Equip
6349	cool Mer-kin eyeglasses	0		Moxie: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +20, Single Equip
6350	Mer-kin gutgirdle	0		Item Drop: +5, Experience (Moxie): +20, Single Equip
6351	cool Mer-kin finpaddle	0		Moxie: +5
6352	healthy Mer-kin stopwatch	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Initiative: +50
6353	Mer-kin dreadscroll	0		
6354	wet dry moist Mer-kin smartjuice	0		Effect: "Swimming Head", Effect Duration: 55
6355	tarnished double-enhanced oxidized Mer-kin cooljuice	0		Effect: "Spooky Weapon", Effect Duration: 21
6356	huge Mer-kin worktea	0		
6357	blinking Mer-kin knucklebone	0		
6358	Mer-kin darkbook	0		Skill: "Deep Dark Visions"
6359	perfumed Mer-kin begsign	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +40
6360	purple Libram of Pulled Taffy	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-04", Skill: "Summon Taffy"
6361	enhanced bouncing pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Locks Like the Raven", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2013-04"
6362	pressed warmed pulled indigo taffy	0		Effect: "Aloofah", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2013-04"
6363	unsweetened nitrogenated pulsating blurry pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Bubblin' Rage", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2013-04"
6364	vacuum-sealed spinning pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Icy Composition", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2013-04"
6365	galvanized polymerized pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Space Tripping", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2013-04"
6366	energized pressed deionized bouncing pulled violet taffy	0		Effect: "Rotten Memories", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2013-04"
6367	wet pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Virgo Rising", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2013-04"
6368	gray blurry Mer-kin hallpass	0		
6369	green lump of clay	0		
6370	twisted piece of wire	0		
6371	mediocre skewed can of the cheapest beer	3	decent	
6372	bad bottle of fruity &quot;wine&quot;	3	decent	
6373	lousy spinning ghostly single swig of vodka	3	decent	
6374	angry inch	0		
6375	fireproof testy toolbox	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Rollover Effect Duration: 11
6376	Jick-o-User	0		
6378	twirling eraser nubbin	0		
6379	spinning chlorine crystal	0		
6380	anodized spinning ph balancer	0		Effect: "Inebriate Pride", Effect Duration: 36
6381	diffused alkaline gray tumbling mysterious chemical residue	0		Effect: "Chalky White Pallor", Effect Duration: 15
6382	nugget of sodium	0		
6383	root beer	1	decent	
6384	jigsaw blade	0		
6385	wood screw	0		
6386	spinning balsa plank	0		
6387	blob of wood glue	0		
6388	blurry blue envyfish egg	0		Last Available: "2013-04"
6389	altered warmed jittery Mer-kin rocksalt	0		Effect: "Chorale of Companionship", Effect Duration: 35
6390	tarnished diffused extra-Vulcanized green Mer-kin saltmint	0		Effect: "Hairy Palms", Effect Duration: 58
6391	improved bouncing Mer-kin saltsquid	0		Effect: "Yuletide Mutations", Effect Duration: 46
6392	twirling manspreader's hardened scale-mail underwear	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Monster Level: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley"
6393	colloidal comb jelly	0		Effect: "L'instinct F&eacute;lin", Effect Duration: 41
6394	gray anemone sauce	0		
6395	inky squid sauce	0		
6396	blinking Mer-kin weaksauce	0		
6397	peanut sauce	0		
6398	glass	0		
6399	double-dry mirror Boss Drops	0		Effect: "Twinklebritches", Effect Duration: 22
6400	Mer-kin lunchbox	0		
6401	liquefied pickled purple tear	0		Effect: "Piratey Flavor", Effect Duration: 38
6402	frozen jagged tooth	0		Effect: "Nas Tea", Effect Duration: 45
6403	oxidized modified ghostly grisly shell fragment	0		Effect: "Saucefingers", Effect Duration: 59
6404	super-dry dry cyan violent pastilles	0		Effect: "Ooh, Sour!", Effect Duration: 53
6405	alkaline blinking worst candy	0		Effect: "Sleazy Weapon", Effect Duration: 58
6406	vacuum-sealed wobbly fudge-shaped hole in space-time	0		Effect: "Memory of Speed", Effect Duration: 55
6407	mirror shellacked dance instructor's Sinatra's Pocket Square of Loathing	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Damage Reduction: 7, Single Equip, Cloathing
6408	corrupted stardust	0		
6409	Star Spawn	0		
6410	bow from beyond the stars	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6411	KoLHS Pep Squad Box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-09"
6412	shaking skull	0		No Pull
6413	maroon Order of the Green Thumb Order Form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-04"
6414	blinking clutch of dodecapede eggs	0		
6415	rotten flavorless gruel	3	crappy	
6416	stale mana curds	4	decent	
6417	narrow twist of lime	0		
6418	pencil stub	0		
6419	warmed super-liquefied blurry yellow ghostly moth dust	0		Effect: "Sweet Taste", Effect Duration: 20
6420	concentrated blurry glob of spoiled mayo	0		Effect: "Booing Radly", Effect Duration: 29
6421	tonic djinn	0		
6422	rotten jumbo vampire chowder	5	crappy	
6423	Tales of Dread	0		Free Pull
6424	ghostly Dreadsylvanian skeleton key	0		
6425	Official Seal of Dreadsylvania	0		
6426	adequate Dreadsylvanian stew	4	good	
6427	spirit-forward acceptable special Dreadsylvanian	5	good	Effect: "Blessing of Bulbazinalli", Effect Duration: 20
6428	triple-warmed colloidal purple Dreadsylvanian flask	0		Effect: "Sausage Festive", Effect Duration: 54
6429	altered irradiated Dreadsylvanian flask	0		Effect: "Weird Flavor", Effect Duration: 64
6430	teal reassuring personal trainer's dreadful fedora	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Kruegerand Drop: 5, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xLep"
6431	dreadful sweater of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Kruegerand Drop: 5
6432	spinning savvy dreadful glove	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Kruegerand Drop: 5
6433	Freddy Kruegerand	0		
6434	Mark of the Bugbear	0		
6435	Mark of the Werewolf	0		
6436	Mark of the Zombie	0		
6437	Mark of the Ghost	0		
6438	Mark of the Vampire	0		
6439	Mark of the Skeleton	0		
6440	skewed coward's studded Covers-Your-Head of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Damage Absorption: +80, Monster Level: -20, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xVolley"
6441	nasty lion tamer's Drapes-You-Regally of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Experience (familiar): +2, Stench Damage: +5, Class: "Disco Bandit"
6442	greasy sizzling dance instructor's Warms-Your-Tush	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Hot Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato"
6443	tumbling frosty educational Helps-You-Sleep	0		Experience: +1, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Blind
6444	flame-retardant quilted Quiets-Your-Steps of bravery	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Hot Resistance: +1, Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip
6445	steel-toed Protects-Your-Junk of the glutton	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip
6446	weak lousy fancy Gets-You-Drunk	2	decent	Effect: "Yuletide Industry", Effect Duration: 45
6447	dog trainer's Newton's Great Wolf's headband of mayonnaise	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Experience (familiar): +1, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley"
6448	flame-wreathed fortified Great Wolf's left paw of incineration	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Hot Spell Damage: 60, Class: "Seal Clubber", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Great Slash"
6449	knitted steel-toed padded Great Wolf's right paw	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Damage Reduction: 9, Cold Resistance: +3, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Great Slash"
6450	huge hardened savvy Great Wolf's rocket launcher	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Damage Reduction: 3, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Rocket"
6451	censurious vibrating Great Wolf's beastly trousers of temperance	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Sleaze Resistance: 8, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1.5xWhelp"
6452	wobbly Great Wolf's lice	0		
6453	deionized vacuum-sealed Hunger&trade; Sauce	0		Effect: "Space Cowboy", Effect Duration: 68
6454	toasty cool zombie mariachi hat of the cheetah	0		Moxie: +5, Hot Damage: +5, Initiative: +60, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep"
6455	friendly rock-hard zombie accordion of bravery	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Familiar Weight: +3, Spooky Resistance: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Single Equip, Song Duration: 20
6456	pulsating upside-down cyan nasty dog trainer's zombie mariachi pants of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Experience (familiar): +1, Stench Damage: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy"
6457	shaking Da Vinci's Newton's HOA regulation book of the glutton	0		Experience (Mysticality): 8, Food Drop: +100
6458	rosewater-soaked therapeutic wizardly HOA zombie eyes	0		Mysticality: +25, Stench Resistance: +3, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
6459	HOA citation pad	0		
6460	wriggling severed nose	0		
6461	nosy nose ringy ring	0		Familiar Weight: +15
6462	blurry gravedigger's baleful Mayor Ghost's toupee of the glutton	0		Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +10, Food Drop: +100, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
6463	frosty Mayor Ghost's cloak of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +5, Class: "Pastamancer"
6464	bouncing bouncing stanky Mayor Ghost's khakis of the brute of James Dean	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Experience (Moxie): +3, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, HP regen"
6465	nasty scorching Mayor Ghost's gavel of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Hammer Ghost"
6466	Annie Oakley's savvy Mayor Ghost's sash of Leguizamo	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Monster Level: +20, Single Equip
6467	twirling Mayor Ghost's scissors	0		
6468	rotten tumbling ghost pepper	4	crappy	
6469	strapping Thunkula's drinking cap of temperance of Flo-Jo	0		Muscle: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Initiative: +100, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley"
6470	shellacked smooth Drunkula's cape of bravery	0		Moxie: +15, Damage Reduction: 7, Spooky Resistance: +5, Class: "Sauceror"
6471	nasty Drunkula's silky pants of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Stench Damage: +5, Item Drop: +5, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul"
6472	Drunkula's bell	0		
6473	up-at-dawn slick cool Drunkula's ring of haze	0		Moxie: 15, Adventures: +5, Avoid Attack: 1, Single Equip
6474	upside-down Drunkula's wineglass of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
6475	lousy yellow bottle of Bloodweiser	4	decent	
6476	fuchsia shaking MacGyver's hale Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap of the boozehound	0		Maximum HP: +20, Maximum MP: +100, Booze Drop: +100, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy"
6477	asbestos-lined dangerous Da Vinci's Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Weapon Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
6478	wobbly upside-down teal wool crafty Unkillable Skeleton's shinguards of the businessman	0		Maximum MP: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +50, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr"
6479	pulsating maroon frightening Van der Graaf baleful sinister educational Unkillable Skeleton's sawsword of mayonnaise	0		Experience: +1, Spell Damage: 35, Spooky Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
6480	dangerous Unkillable Skeleton's shield of the sweet-tooth	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Candy Drop: +100, Thorns: 1
6481	lime green supercharged banded Unkillable Skeleton's restless leg	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +30
6482	family-friendly foul-smelling savvy Staff of the Roaring Hearth	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1
6483	Kool-Aid	1	crappy	
6484	green dread tarragon	0		
6485	bone flour	0		
6486	twirling dreadful roast	0		
6487	blinking stinking agaricus	0		
6488	flavorless Dreadsylvanian shepherd's pie	3	decent	
6489	music box parts	0		
6490	wobbly unwound mechanical songbird	0		
6491	tailfeathers	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6492	huge wax banana	0		
6493	complicated lock impression	0		
6494	spinning replica key	0		
6495	baleful Dreadsylvania Auditor's badge	0		Spell Damage: +25, Kruegerand Drop: 5, Single Equip
6496	blue blood kiwi	0		
6497	ghostly gray eau de mort	0		
6498	perfectly mixed practically non-alcoholic skewed blinking bloody kiwitini	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
6499	huge moon-amber	0		
6500	shaking lime green polished moon-amber	0		
6501	narrow asbestos-lined personal trainer's moon-amber necklace of extreme caution	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Monster Level: -25, Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip
6502	Dreadsylvanian seed pod	0		
6503	ghost pencil	0		
6504	frightening friendly veiny hangman's hood	0		Maximum HP: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Spooky Damage: +5
6505	upside-down inspector's Tesla experienced ring finger ring	0		Experience: +2, Item Drop: +15, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
6506	squat Dreadsylvanian clockwork key	0		
6507	cool iron ingot	0		
6508	tumbling Sinatra's smooth cool iron helmet	0		Moxie: +15, Experience (Moxie): +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
6509	family-friendly arcane researcher's cool iron breastplate	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1
6510	wholesome cool iron greaves of doom	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr"
6511	miser's flame-wreathed ghost shawl	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +10
6512	skull capacitor	0		
6513	baleful warm fur	0		Spell Damage: +25
6514	olive huge occult snowstick	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25
6515	squat supercharged eerie fetish	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Single Equip
6516	weak mediocre pulsating stinkwater	2	decent	
6517	dubious loincloth	0		Damage Aura: 1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1.5xVolley"
6518	stale accidental mutton	3	decent	
6519	green savvy brawny drafty drawers	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Mysticality Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley"
6520	blurry Tesla therapeutic wolfskull mask	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
6521	pulsating pulsating sharpshooter's guts necklace	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Single Equip
6522	ruddy experienced groping claw	0		Experience: +2, Maximum HP Percent: +40
6523	blue lion tamer's vengeful spirit	0		Experience (familiar): +2
6524	BOOtonniere of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Single Equip
6525	irradiated extra-nitrogenated spinning ghost thread	0		Effect: "Kissed By Fire", Effect Duration: 59
6526	spinning horrifying Van der Graaf bag of unfinished business	0		Spooky Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
6527	energetic Samson's transparent pants	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato"
6528	gravedigger's hothammer	0		Spooky Damage: +10
6529	tolerable practically non-alcoholic maroon blinking Thriller Ice	1	good	
6530	hale grandfather watch	0		Maximum HP: +20, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
6531	yellow muddy skirt	0		Damage Aura: 1, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy"
6532	squat healthy spyglass of courage	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Spooky Resistance: +3
6533	maroon miser's vial of hot blood	0		Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip
6534	remorseless knife of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25
6535	upside-down brainy intimidating coiffure	0		Mysticality: +5, Familiar Effect: "hot afk, 1xPotato"
6536	lime green cod cape of Tarzan of the storm	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum MP Percent: +40
6537	bland blood sausage	3	decent	
6538	wobbly reassuring stanky frying brainpan	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +1
6539	scandalous experienced ball and chain	0		Experience: +2, Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip
6540	manspreader's dry bone	0		Monster Level: +10
6541	Lo Pan's tailbone shield	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Thorns: 1
6542	healthy tonguebone	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Single Equip
6543	skewed Socratic strapping pogo stick	0		Muscle: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Single Equip
6545	chilly friendly smartaleck's weedy skirt	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Familiar Weight: +3, Cold Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
6546	upside-down teal mansplainer's arcane researcher's pants	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Monster Level: +15, Familiar Effect: "atk"
6547	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	0		
6548	cooling iron helmet	0		
6549	cooling iron breastplate	0		
6550	cooling iron greaves	0		
6551	skewed hot cluster	0		
6552	cluster	0		
6553	cluster	0		
6554	stench cluster	0		
6555	sleaze cluster	0		
6556	magnetized pressed phial of hotness	0		Effect: "Salad Days", Effect Duration: 52
6557	oxidized phial of coldness	0		Effect: "Turkey-Agitated", Effect Duration: 65
6558	galvanized nitrogenated phial of spookiness	0		Effect: "Swimming Head", Effect Duration: 13
6559	cold-filtered narrow yellow phial of stench	0		Effect: "Impregnably Delicious", Effect Duration: 30
6560	flattened phial of sleaziness	0		Effect: "Super-Charged", Effect Duration: 49
6561	adventurer clone egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-06"
6562	upside-down mini-Mr. Accessory	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6563	rosewater-soaked hand of Mr. Cards	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw a Mr. Card"
6564	bland maroon Dreadsylvanian hot pocket	3	decent	
6565	flavorless small blinking Dreadsylvanian pocket	2	decent	
6566	normal squat teal Dreadsylvanian pocket	4	good	
6567	flavorless ghostly Dreadsylvanian stink pocket	3	decent	
6568	stale Dreadsylvanian sleaze pocket	3	decent	
6569	weak special smooth Dreadsylvanian hot toddy	2	awesome	Effect: "Corona de la Salsa", Effect Duration: 40
6570	weak special lousy Dreadsylvanian cold-fashioned	2	decent	Effect: "Mer-kindliness", Effect Duration: 40
6571	hand-crafted triple-distilled Dreadsylvanian grimlet	6	EPIC	
6572	acceptable Dreadsylvanian dank and stormy	4	good	
6573	aged Dreadsylvanian slithery nipple	4	awesome	
6574	hot clusterbomb	0		
6575	clusterbomb	0		
6576	shaking clusterbomb	0		
6577	skewed stench clusterbomb	0		
6578	sleaze clusterbomb	0		
6579	mirror Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	0		
6580	blinking shaking length of fuse	0		
6581	dreadful box	0		
6582	upside-down Clan hot dog stand	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-07"
6583	vicious spiked collar	0		Familiar Damage: +20
6584	hot dog wrapper of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20
6585	twirling sharpshooter's therapeutic debonair deboner	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
6586	irradiated chicle de salchicha	0		Effect: "Weather, Man", Effect Duration: 31
6587	grievous jar of frostigkraut	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Damage Aura: 1
6588	smelly savvy gnawed-up dog bone	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +10
6589	flame-wreathed Grey Guanon	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Damage Aura: 1
6590	Tesla curative grievous Engorged Sausages and You	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
6591	practically non-alcoholic hand-crafted dream of a dog	1	super ultra mega EPIC	
6592	jittery foul-smelling toasty optimal spreadsheet of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Hot Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +10
6593	squat defective Game Grid token	0		
6594	blinking hot Dreadsylvanian cocoa	0		
6595	dehydrated epic cluster	1	good	
6596	pulsating blue clockwork egg	0		
6597	yellow bouncing clockwork birdhouse	0		
6598	clockwork disc	0		
6599	pulsating clockwork hand	0		
6600	clockwork hand	0		
6601	clockwork numeral I	0		
6602	tumbling clockwork numeral II	0		
6603	cyan clockwork numeral III	0		
6604	clockwork numeral IV	0		
6605	lime green narrow clockwork numeral V	0		
6606	clockwork numeral VI	0		
6607	clockwork numeral VII	0		
6608	clockwork numeral VIII	0		
6609	clockwork numeral IX	0		
6610	clockwork numeral X	0		
6611	blue clockwork numeral XI	0		
6612	clockwork numeral XII	0		
6613	clockwork cuckoo	0		
6614	cuckoo clock	0		
6615	drinkable spinning Cold One	3	???	
6616	rotten spaghetti breakfast	3	???	
6617	spinning over-the-shoulder Folder Holder	0		Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2013-08", Softcore Only: [1-path(KOLHS)]
6618	pulsating folder (red)	0		Muscle: +20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6619	folder (blue)	0		Mysticality: +20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6620	folder (green)	0		Moxie: +20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6621	folder (magenta)	0		Muscle: +15, Mysticality: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6622	folder (cyan)	0		Mysticality: +15, Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6623	folder (yellow)	0		Muscle: +15, Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6624	folder (smiley face)	0		Experience (Muscle): +2, Last Available: "2013-08"
6625	folder (wizard)	0		Experience (Mysticality): +2, Last Available: "2013-08"
6626	folder (space skeleton)	0		Experience (Moxie): +2, Last Available: "2013-08"
6627	folder (D-Team)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6628	bouncing folder (Ex-Files)	0		Combat Rate: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6629	gray tumbling folder (skull and crossbones)	0		Combat Rate: -5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6630	upside-down folder (Knight Writer)	0		Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2013-08"
6631	shaking folder (Jackass Plumber)	0		Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2013-08"
6632	spinning blue folder (holographic fractal)	0		All Resistance: +4, Last Available: "2013-08"
6633	lime green folder (barbarian)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6634	ghostly folder (rainbow unicorn)	0		Last Available: "2013-08", Thorns: 5
6635	twirling folder (Seawolf)	0		Better Diver: +10, Last Available: "2013-08"
6636	folder (dancing dolphins)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6637	folder (catfish)	0		Familiar Weight: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6638	folder (tranquil landscape)	0		Damage Reduction: 15, HP / MP Regen Min: 10, HP / MP Regen Max: 20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6639	folder (owl)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6640	pulsating folder (Stinky Trash Kid)	0		Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2013-08"
6641	skewed folder (sports car)	0		Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6642	folder (sportsballs)	0		PvP Fights: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6643	tumbling folder (heavy metal)	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6644	folder (Yedi)	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2013-08"
6645	folder (KOLHS)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6648	fuchsia perfumed strapping slide rule	0		Muscle: +5, Stench Resistance: +5
6649	modified electrified jittery Ogres and Oubliettes&trade; module	0		Effect: "Quadrilled", Effect Duration: 31
6650	tumbling Mountain Stream Code Black Alert	0		
6651	spinning twisted-up wet towel	0		
6652	perfectly mixed extra-dry fuchsia upside-down stepmom's booze	5	EPIC	
6653	surgical tape	0		
6654	band T-shirt of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100
6655	special bad practically non-alcoholic wobbly fountain 'soda'	1	decent	Effect: "Abyssal Sweat", Effect Duration: 30
6656	illegal firecracker	0		
6657	chilly careful pickelhaube	0		Monster Level: -10, Cold Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 18"
6658	pickled non-tarnished ghostly hair oil	0		Effect: "Red-Shirted Escort", Effect Duration: 62
6659	electrified scrap	0		Effect: "It Tickles!  It Tickles!", Effect Duration: 30
6660	school spirit socket set	0		
6661	suspension bridge	0		
6662	nippy arcane researcher's Staff of the Lunch Lady of mayonnaise of Flo-Jo	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Cold Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +100
6663	universal key	0		
6664	world's most dangerous birdhouse	0		
6665	tumbling Tesla deathchucks of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
6666	eraser	0		
6667	quasireligious sculpture	0		
6668	blinking Faraday cage	0		
6669	wobbly modeling claymore	0		
6670	clay homunculus	0		
6671	chilled pickled sodium pentasomething	0		Effect: "Okee-Dokee Computer", Effect Duration: 60
6672	mirror skewed grains of salt	0		
6673	upside-down yellowcake bomb	0		
6674	spinning teal mirror stinkbomb	0		
6675	irradiated superwater	0		Effect: "Nature's Bounty", Effect Duration: 12
6676	ghostly Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	0		
6677	crude monster sculpture	0		
6678	lion tamer's Yearbook Club Camera	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blinding Flash"
6679	ghostly Samson's machete	0		Experience (Muscle): +5
6680	bad blurry Cursed Punch	4	decent	
6681	artisanal practically non-alcoholic Bowl of Scorpions	1	EPIC	
6682	hand-crafted Fog Murderer	4	EPIC	
6683	huge pulsating book of matches	0		
6684	pulsating rosewater-soaked surgical mask	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Surgeonosity: +1
6685	yellow head mirror of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Surgeonosity: +1
6686	olive rock-hard half-size scalpel	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Surgeonosity: +1
6687	therapeutic surgical apron	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Surgeonosity: +1
6688	bloodied surgical dungarees of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Surgeonosity: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 38"
6689	McClusky file (page 1)	0		
6690	McClusky file (page 2)	0		
6691	lime green McClusky file (page 3)	0		
6692	McClusky file (page 4)	0		
6693	narrow McClusky file (page 5)	0		
6694	jittery upside-down boring binder clip	0		
6695	McClusky file (complete)	0		
6696	olive bowling ball	0		
6697	pulsating moss-covered stone sphere	0		
6698	jittery dripping stone sphere	0		
6699	crackling stone sphere	0		
6700	scorched stone sphere	0		
6701	stone triangle	0		
6702	bowler	0		Damage Aura: 1
6703	fancy imitation White Russian	1	decent	Effect: "Frisky Spirit", Effect Duration: 5
6704	spinning flame-wreathed wicked short-handled mop	0		Spell Damage: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +10
6705	adequate immense jungle floor wax	9	good	
6706	smirking shrunken head	0		Damage Aura: 1
6707	wet non-unsweetened electrified twirling colorful toad	0		Effect: "Dances with Tweedles", Effect Duration: 60
6708	huge yellow crude voodoo doll	0		
6709	attorney's badge	0		Single Equip
6710	gray tumbling Tesla pygmy briefs of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 41"
6711	short writ of habeas corpus	0		
6712	jittery bone abacus	0		
6713	adder	0		
6714	short calculator	0		
6715	fireproof sphygmomanometer of Flo-Jo	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Initiative: +100
6716	super-wet bag of pygmy blood	0		Effect: "Wintry Breath", Effect Duration: 26
6717	tongue depressor	0		
6718	frightening MacGyver's compression stocking	0		Maximum MP: +100, Spooky Damage: +5
6719	groovy wizardly midriff scrubs	0		Mysticality: +25, Moxie Percent: +10
6720	wet wet colloidal blinking pill cup	0		Effect: "Floundering", Effect Duration: 50
6721	yellow deadly educational savvy water bottle	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience: +1, Weapon Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 40"
6722	wet pressed green pygmy phone number	0		Effect: "Flaming Weapon", Effect Duration: 12
6723	Boozehounds Anonymous token	0		
6724	tasty exotic jungle fruit	3	awesome	
6725	Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip	0		
6726	dude ranch souvenir crate	0		
6727	blinking bouncing tropical island souvenir crate	0		
6728	ski resort souvenir crate	0		
6729	huge UV-resistant compass	0		
6730	funky junk key	0		
6731	jittery Worse Homes and Gardens	0		
6732	claw-foot bathtub	0		
6733	clothesline pole	0		
6734	twirling fuchsia cigar sign	0		
6735	junk junk	0		
6736	upside-down Junk-Bond	0		
6737	tangle of copper wire	0		
6738	jagged scrap	0		
6739	chilled wet bent scrap	0		Effect: "Egg-headedness", Effect Duration: 11
6740	skewed molten scrap	0		
6741	squat eternal car battery	0		
6742	Socratic junk band	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1
6743	fortified junk trunks	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Familiar Effect: "cap 15"
6744	ruddy junk-mail shirt	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40
6745	decent twirling junk food	3	good	
6746	tolerable junk yard	3	good	
6747	red swordzall of the storm of the brazier	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Hot Spell Damage: +25
6748	arm buzzer of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25
6749	fuchsia steel-toed wizardly boilgun	0		Mysticality: +25, Damage Reduction: 9
6750	Gordon Beer's Beer Garden Catalog	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6751	mirror shaking packet of beer seeds	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6752	handful of barley	0		
6753	cluster of hops	0		
6754	pulsating beer bottle	0		
6755	jittery olive beer label	0		
6756	artisanal homebrew sampler	0		
6757	bad upside-down wobbly can of Br&uuml;talbr&auml;u	3	decent	Last Available: "2013-09"
6758	bad practically non-alcoholic can of Drooling Monk	1	decent	Last Available: "2013-09"
6759	watered-down lousy squat can of Impetuous Scofflaw	2	decent	Last Available: "2013-09"
6760	mediocre triple-distilled mirror bottle of Old Pugilist	9	decent	Last Available: "2013-09"
6761	acceptable high-proof bottle of Professor Beer	10	good	Last Available: "2013-09"
6762	aged irresponsibly strong blinking bouncing bottle of Rapier Witbier	8	awesome	Last Available: "2013-09"
6763	smooth bottle of Race Car Red	4	awesome	Last Available: "2013-09"
6764	delicious special bottle of Greedy Dog	3	awesome	Effect: "You're High as a Crow, Marty", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2013-09"
6765	acceptable purple bottle of Lambada Lambic	4	good	Last Available: "2013-09"
6766	tin beer can	0		
6767	bouncing artisanal homebrew gift package	0		
6768	liquid bread	1	decent	Last Available: "2013-09"
6769	up-at-dawn electrified tin tam of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Adventures: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "MP regen, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-09"
6770	aerosolized wobbly tin cup	0		Effect: "Strawberry Alarm", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2013-09"
6771	censurious careful tin foil of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Monster Level: -10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2013-09"
6772	Herculean groovy tin drum of the glutton	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience (Muscle): +1, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2013-09"
6773	ghostly tin roof (rusted)	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6774	tin snips	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6775	tumbling tin lizzie	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6776	activated foetid seal tear	0		Effect: "Disco Inferno", Effect Duration: 23
6777	polarized jittery seal sweat	0		Effect: "Corona de la Salsa", Effect Duration: 12
6778	pickled pulsating boiling seal blood	0		Effect: "Familial Ties", Effect Duration: 61
6779	crystalline seal eye	0		Single Equip
6780	nasty MacGyver's studded sealhide shield	0		Maximum MP: +100, Stench Damage: +5
6781	wobbly stanky boxer's scabrous seal epaulets	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
6782	mirror abyssal battle plans	0		
6783	skewed Sherlock's forbidden wicked seal medal	0		Spell Damage: +5, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Item Drop: +25
6784	deanimated reanimator's coffin	0		Free Pull
6785	flask of embalming fluid	0		
6788	blinking blank diary	0		
6789	boot knife	0		
6790	blurry broken beer bottle	0		
6791	sharpened spoon	0		
6792	blurry candy knife	0		
6793	spinning soap knife	0		
6795	quantum nitrogenated yellow disco horoscope (Aquarius)	0		Effect: "This Is Where You're a Viking", Effect Duration: 68
6796	frozen quantum denatured yellow disco horoscope (Pisces)	0		Effect: "Antsy in your Pantsy", Effect Duration: 62
6797	warmed mirror disco horoscope (Aries)	0		Effect: "Buttermilk Boogie", Effect Duration: 33
6798	polymerized disco horoscope (Taurus)	0		Effect: "Paging Betty", Effect Duration: 47
6799	galvanized tumbling cyan disco horoscope (Gemini)	0		Effect: "Shawarma Initiative", Effect Duration: 63
6800	diffused extra-wet fuchsia disco horoscope (Cancer)	0		Effect: "Morbidi Tea", Effect Duration: 27
6801	moist Vulcanized disco horoscope (Leo)	0		Effect: "Ack!  Barred!", Effect Duration: 12
6802	triple-corrupted disco horoscope (Virgo)	0		Effect: "Dreadful Heat", Effect Duration: 18
6803	polymerized enhanced disco horoscope (Libra)	0		Effect: "All Branned Up", Effect Duration: 46
6804	altered ionized disco horoscope (Scorpio)	0		Effect: "Bat Attitude", Effect Duration: 23
6805	diffused disco horoscope (Sagittarius)	0		Effect: "Crotchety, Pining", Effect Duration: 11
6806	boiled purple disco horoscope (Capricorn)	0		Effect: "Think Win-Lose", Effect Duration: 19
6807	zippy flame-retardant The Sagittarian's leisure pants	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 18"
6808	wobbly toy accordion	0		Song Duration: 5
6809	accordion	0		Song Duration: 10
6810	chilly beer-battered accordion	0		Cold Damage: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 6
6811	red spinning Oprah's baritone accordion	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 7
6812	mama's squeezebox of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 8
6813	supercharged guancertina	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 9
6814	huge narrow Van der Graaf accordion file	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10
6815	forbidden accord ion	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10
6816	padded bone bandoneon	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 11
6817	cyan stylish pentatonic accordion	0		Moxie: +25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 12
6818	jittery studded non-Euclidean non-accordion	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15
6819	twirling lard-coated wholesome Accordion of Jordion	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 14
6820	sinister autocalliope	0		Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15
6821	squat manspreader's accordionoid rocca	0		Monster Level: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 18
6822	upside-down strapping pygmy concertinette	0		Muscle: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 17
6823	miser's ghost accordion of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Meat Drop: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 16
6824	squat foul-smelling peace accordion	0		Stench Damage: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 19
6825	blinking groovy alarm accordion of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Moxie Percent: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 20
6826	pulsating upside-down hardy padded extremely unsafe All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum HP: +50, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 13"
6827	green savvy strapping KoL Con X Treasure Map	0		Muscle: +5, Mysticality Percent: +20
6828	tolerable shaking discocktail	3	good	
6829	olive up-at-dawn KoL Con X Bingo Card	0		Adventures: +5
6830	Temporal Tempera Tube of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3
6831	electrified polymerized Tallowcreme Halloween Pumpkin	0		Effect: "Initiative and Let Die", Effect Duration: 21
6832	Way More Tears&trade; pepper spray	0		
6833	triple-warmed pickled Milk Studs	0		Effect: "Shawarma Warm War", Effect Duration: 24
6834	tarnished polymerized box of Dweebs	0		Effect: "Frozen Shoulders", Effect Duration: 49
6835	nitrogenated tarnished bouncing bag of W&Ws	0		Effect: "Fireproof Lips", Effect Duration: 62
6836	nitrogenated PEEZ dispenser	0		Effect: "Pla-see-bo", Effect Duration: 69
6837	super-quantum green Swizzler	0		Effect: "Drenched With Filth", Effect Duration: 21
6838	chilled non-unsweetened blue Bugbearclaw Donut	0		Effect: "Can't Smell Nothin'", Effect Duration: 39
6839	altered ghostly jam	0		Effect: "Salsa Satanica", Effect Duration: 56
6840	extra-warmed twirling Whenchamacallit bar	0		Effect: "Hella Smart", Effect Duration: 30
6841	super-concentrated deionized huge 8-bit banana	0		Effect: "Mariachi Mood", Effect Duration: 31
6842	galvanized double-corrupted purple vial of blood simple syrup	0		Effect: "Burning Tongue", Effect Duration: 21
6843	magnetized deionized pulsating bone bons	0		Effect: "[1701]Hip to the Jive", Effect Duration: 59
6844	deionized narrow ironic mint	0		Effect: "Ocelot Eyes", Effect Duration: 61
6845	jittery unused walkie-talkie	0		Free Pull
6846	walkie-talkie	0		Free Pull
6847	killing jar	0		
6848	Sinatra's security flashlight	0		Experience (Moxie): +5
6849	colloidal double-pickled improved jittery Effermint&trade; tablets	0		Effect: "Stenchtastic", Effect Duration: 35
6850	ghostly weightlifter's sturdy cane of the sewer of bravery	0		Muscle: +15, Stench Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5
6851	huge bowl of candy	0		
6852	Ultra Mega Sour Ball	0		
6853	squat carton of rotten eggs	0		
6854	yellow desert sightseeing pamphlet	0		
6855	pulsating a suspicious address	0		
6856	Bal-musette accordion of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6857	shaking toasty Cajun accordion	0		Hot Damage: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6858	pulsating fuchsia chaotic quirky accordion	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6859	family-friendly veiny Skipper's accordion	0		Maximum HP: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6860	perfumed Pantsgiving of James Dean of the sewer of bravery	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Stench Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5, Stench Resistance: +5, Softcore Only, Bonus Resting HP: [5*F], Bonus Resting MP: [5*F], Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Talk About Politics", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Pocket Crumbs", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Air Dirty Laundry", Drops Items, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-11", Variable
6861	normal can of sardines	3	good	Last Available: "2013-11"
6862	decent high-calorie sugar substitute	4	good	Last Available: "2013-11"
6863	decent maroon pat of butter	3	good	Last Available: "2013-11"
6864	decent squat dinner roll	3	good	Last Available: "2013-11"
6865	yummy mashed potatoes	3	awesome	Last Available: "2013-11"
6866	jumbo toothsome whole turkey leg	5	awesome	Last Available: "2013-11"
6867	yummy low-calorie deviled egg	1	awesome	Last Available: "2013-11"
6868	cold-filtered mirror finger exerciser	0		Effect: "Puzzle Fury", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2013-11"
6869	vacuum-sealed vacuum-sealed tumbling dented spoon	0		Effect: "Motion", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2013-11"
6870	vacuum-sealed enhanced love note	0		Effect: "Aloofah", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2013-11"
6871	school beer pull tab	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6872	super-corrupted quadruple-Vulcanized nail file	0		Effect: "Extra Backbone", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2013-11"
6873	moist candy wrapper	0		Effect: "Alpine Mintiness", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2013-11"
6874	shaking gym membership card	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6875	magnetized post-holiday sale coupon	0		Effect: "Bananas!", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2013-11"
6876	twirling dry cleaning receipt	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6877	jittery pocket lint (blue)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6878	pocket lint (green)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6879	pocket lint (white)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6880	blurry pocket lint (orange)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6881	Tesla fortified padded sage bowl of petunias	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Damage Absorption: 80, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2013-11"
6882	shaking fireproof hardy healthy power sock of the scaredy-cat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Maximum HP: +50, Monster Level: -15, Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-11"
6883	wobbly spinning zippy foul-smelling lion tamer's padded wool sock	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Experience (familiar): +2, Stench Damage: +10, Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-11"
6884	chilly forbidden weightlifter's moustache sock of the sewer	0		Muscle: +15, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Cold Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-11"
6885	corrupted dry skewed twirling spirit gum	0		Effect: "Psalm of Pointiness", Effect Duration: 40
6886	skewed spirit pillow	0		
6887	spirit sheet	0		
6888	bouncing spirit mattress	0		
6889	spirit blanket	0		
6890	wobbly wobbly spirit bed	0		
6891	wool steel-toed savvy spirit bell	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Damage Reduction: 9, Cold Resistance: +1, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
6892	aerosolized altered gray spoonful of Linguine-Os	0		Effect: "Boilermade", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2013-11"
6893	cold-filtered jittery freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini	0		Effect: "Tomato Power", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2013-11"
6894	non-irradiated boiled squat wobbly blob of Alphredo&trade;	0		Effect: "Dreadful Fear", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2013-11"
6895	chilled wobbly handful of crafty noodles	0		Effect: "Yuletide Industry", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2013-11"
6896	double-pickled electrified tangled mass of pasta	0		Effect: "Disco Neuropathy", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2013-11"
6897	chilled pulsating Can of Spaghetto	0		Effect: "Work For Hours a Week", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2013-11"
6898	Chef Boy, R&D's business card	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6899	huge olive Thwaitgold ant statuette	0		
6900	experimental carbon fiber pasta additive	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Last Available: "2013-11"
6901	hazardous sauce dosimeter	0		Class: "Sauceror", Last Available: "2013-11"
6902	mansplainer's thinker's flask flops	0		Mysticality: +10, Monster Level: +15, Single Equip
6903	adjusted non-flattened narrow huge nuts	0		Effect: "Grrrrrrreat!", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2013-12"
6904	activated concentrated bolts	0		Effect: "Perfect Hair", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2013-12"
6905	flavorless tiny gingerbread robot	1	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
6906	stale fancy wobbly petit 4.1	3	decent	Effect: "Nothing Is Impossible", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6907	flavorless half-sized nut-shaped Crimbo cookie	2	decent	Last Available: "2023-06"
6908	smartaleck's plastic GORM-8	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Last Available: "2013-12"
6909	perfumed plastic warbear	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6910	Herculean plastic Toybot	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Last Available: "2013-12"
6911	Newton's plastic warbear fortress	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
6912	purple jittery lard-coated flame-wreathed plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6913	skewed warbear whosit	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6914	warbear hoverbelt piecepart	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6915	perfumed Tesla warbear hoverbelt of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Stench Resistance: +5, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6916	jittery warbear battery	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6917	twirling warbear badge	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6918	Vulcanized electrified warbear wardance potion	0		Effect: "Ogred and Oublietted", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2013-12"
6919	quantum wet warbear bearserker potion	0		Effect: "The Q Is Talking To You", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2013-12"
6920	irradiated warbear liquid overcoat	0		Effect: "Once Bitten Twice Fried", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2013-12"
6921	moldy diet warbear feasting bread	1	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
6922	diet rotten pulsating warbear warrior bread	1	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
6923	toothsome snack-sized warbear thermoregulator bread	2	awesome	Last Available: "2013-12"
6924	watered-down bad warbear feasting mead	2	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
6925	perfectly mixed warbear bearserker mead	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-12"
6926	artisanal warbear blizzard mead	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-12"
6927	warbear helm fragment	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6928	Jeselnik's therapeutic warbear plain fedora of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Sleaze Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6929	extremely unsafe warbear feathered fedora	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6930	zippy ribald smelly warbear fedora	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep", Last Available: "2013-12"
6931	narrow occult groovy warbear plain helm of extreme caution	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Monster Level: -25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6932	jittery supercharged warbear spiked helm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6933	flame-wreathed padded wizardly warbear electro-spiked helm	0		Mysticality: +25, Damage Absorption: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy", Last Available: "2013-12"
6934	lime green Usain Bolt's supercharged vibrating warbear plain ushanka	0		Maximum MP Percent: 40, Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6935	mirror Annie Oakley's warbear lined ushanka	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6936	miser's stiffened warbear heated ushanka of bravery	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Spooky Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xatk, 1xLep", Last Available: "2013-12"
6937	warbear trouser fragment	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6938	spinning chaotic Fonzie's strapping warbear party pants	0		Muscle: +5, Experience (Moxie): +1, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6939	warbear ceremonial party pants of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6940	blurry Usain Bolt's reassuring warbear high festival pants of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +1, Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul", Last Available: "2013-12"
6941	Sherlock's wool steel-toed warbear battle greaves	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Cold Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
6942	ghostly warbear officer greaves of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6943	spinning stanky Newton's warbear bearserker greaves of Calamity Jane	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr", Last Available: "2013-12"
6944	blue skewed auspicious beefy warbear johns of bravery	0		Muscle: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6945	hale warbear fleece-lined johns	0		Maximum HP: +20, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6946	inspector's asbestos-lined Herculean warbear johns	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Hot Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +15, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2013-12"
6947	warbear accoutrements chunk	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6948	tumbling chaotic studded Rosewater's warbear goggles	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Damage Absorption: +80, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6949	slick warbear snowblindness goggles	0		Moxie: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6950	scandalous wholesome wicked warbear polarized goggles	0		Spell Damage: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6951	squat green Oprah's warbear laser bowtie of mayonnaise of the boozehound	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6952	skewed warbear plasma bowtie of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6953	miser's Herculean warbear nuclear bowtie of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Experience (Muscle): +1, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6954	censurious lion tamer's arcane researcher's warbear warscarf	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Experience (familiar): +2, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6955	ruddy warbear fleece-lined warscarf	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6956	huge aromatic frightening warbear warscarf of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Spooky Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6957	warbear requisition box	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6958	warbear exo-arm	0		Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6959	skewed tumbling warbear foil hat of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
6960	shaking warbear energy bracers	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6961	tumbling chilly personal trainer's warbear oil pan	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Cold Damage: +5, Class: "Sauceror", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spray Hot Grease", Last Available: "2013-12"
6962	mirror red warbear laser beacon	0		Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6963	mirror rosewater-soaked warbear exhaust manifold	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6964	warbear jackhammer drill press	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6965	gray warbear auto-anvil	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6966	gray blinking skewed tumbling warbear induction oven	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6967	warbear chemistry lab	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6968	lime green warbear officer requisition box	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6969	wobbly warbear empathy chip	0		Skill: "Psychokinetic Hug", Last Available: "2013-12"
6970	warbear drone assembler	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6971	warbear breakfast machine assembler	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6972	blind-packed die-cast toy	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6973	die-cast Bashful the Reindeer of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2013-12"
6974	Usain Bolt's die-cast Doc the Reindeer	0		Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2013-12"
6975	maroon rosewater-soaked die-cast Dopey the Reindeer	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
6976	thinker's die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer	0		Mysticality: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6977	lion tamer's die-cast Happy the Reindeer	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2013-12"
6978	narrow supercharged die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2013-12"
6979	asbestos-lined die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6980	die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6981	Herculean die-cast factory worker elf	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Last Available: "2013-12"
6982	die-cast gift-wrapping elf of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6983	huge Oprah's die-cast middle-management elf	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2013-12"
6984	upside-down die-cast pencil-pusher elf of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2013-12"
6985	die-cast stocking-stuffer elf	0		Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6986	blurry sizzling die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign	0		Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6987	red Jeselnik's die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6988	steel-toed dangerous die-cast death ray in a pear tree	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Damage Reduction: 9, Last Available: "2013-12"
6989	wicked die-cast turtle mech	0		Spell Damage: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6990	blinking hardened die-cast Swiss hen	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2013-12"
6991	green chaotic die-cast killing bird	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6992	Temple Grandin's die-cast ring	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2013-12"
6993	miser's die-cast goose a-laying	0		Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6994	strapping die-cast swarm a-swarming	0		Muscle: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6995	upside-down brawny die-cast blade a-spinning	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6996	tumbling energetic die-cast arc-welding Elfborg	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6997	healthy die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6998	spinning blinking Usain Bolt's executive die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg	0		Meat Drop: +40, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2013-12"
6999	Sinatra's die-cast Father Crimborg of courage	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
7000	thinker's die-cast Don Crimbo of James Dean	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
7001	wobbly wool weightlifter's die-cast Uncle Hobo	0		Muscle: +15, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2013-12"
7002	skewed die-cast Father Crimbo of the brute of temperance	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
7003	blurry The Smith's Tome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12", Skill: "Summon Smithsness"
7004	enhanced moist double-modified pulsating Flaskfull of Hollow	0		Effect: "Sugary Tongue", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2013-12"
7005	upside-down lump of Brituminous coal	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7006	modified cyan handful of Smithereens	1	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
7007	flavorless spinning Every Day is Like This Sundae	3	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
7008	huge spoiled pulsating Miserable Pie	10	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
7009	stale This Charming Flan	3	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
7010	artisanal fancy Irish Coffee, English Heart	3	EPIC	Effect: "Quantum of Moxie", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2013-12"
7011	practically non-alcoholic lousy Strikes Again Bigmouth	1	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
7012	triple-distilled bad Paint A Vulgar Pitcher	6	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
7013	Golden Light	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7014	Louder Than Bomb	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7015	spinning pulsating Handsome Devil	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7016	prompt gravedigger's Jim Carey's hardened Work is a Four Letter Sword	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Monster Level: +25, Spooky Damage: +10, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
7017	bouncing extremely unsafe Socratic Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals of the wise owl of Calamity Jane	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2013-12"
7018	mirror ruddy deadly smartaleck's Sheila Take a Crossbow of dire peril	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Weapon Damage: 25, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2013-12"
7019	careful energetic cool A Light that Never Goes Out of the bloodbag	0		Moxie: +5, Maximum HP: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2013-12"
7020	asbestos-lined veiny dangerous Half a Purse of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum HP: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
7021	blurry executive foul-smelling clever hardened Hairpiece On Fire	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum MP: +20, Stench Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7022	tumbling greasy Van der Graaf clever Vicar's Tutu of the businessman	0		Maximum MP: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +50, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "1.2xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7023	double-paned rosy-cheeked groovy Hand in Glove	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2013-12"
7024	double-paned Van der Graaf Meat Tenderizer is Murder of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Cold Resistance: +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Class: "Seal Clubber", Last Available: "2013-12"
7025	skewed aromatic sinister Ouija Board, Ouija Board of the sweet-tooth	0		Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +1, Candy Drop: +100, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Last Available: "2013-12"
7026	rosy-cheeked baleful Hand that Rocks the Ladle of the cheetah	0		Spell Damage: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Initiative: +60, Class: "Pastamancer", Last Available: "2013-12"
7027	up-at-dawn Lo Pan's wholesome Saucepanic	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Adventures: +5, Class: "Sauceror", Last Available: "2013-12"
7028	narrow gravedigger's razor-sharp Samson's Frankly Mr. Shank	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spooky Damage: +10, Class: "Disco Bandit", Last Available: "2013-12"
7029	manspreader's savvy Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion of extreme caution	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Monster Level: -15, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15, Last Available: "2013-12"
7030	chaotic third-hand lantern	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10
7031	green loose purse strings	0		
7032	miniature fancy toothsome jittery pickled egg	2	awesome	Effect: "Wet Rub", Effect Duration: 30
7033	blinking cup of lukewarm tea	1	decent	
7034	narrow tumbling warbear soda machine assembler	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7035	warbear box	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7036	warbear high-efficiency still	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7037	warbear LP-ROM burner	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7038	blinking tumbling warbear gyrocopter	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7039	Vulcanized aerosolized narrow warbear robo-camouflage unit	0		Effect: "Bootyliciousness", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2013-12"
7040	warbear beeping telegram	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7041	twirling warbear procedural hilarity drone	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12"
7042	shaking warbear metalworking primer	0		Skill: "Shrap", Last Available: "2013-12"
7043	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7044	pickled cyan spinning glass slipper	0		Effect: "The Spy Who Loved XP", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2014-12"
7045	twisted huge antimatter wad	1	awesome	Last Available: "2013-12"
7046	polarized pickled shaking warbear superpotion	0		Effect: "Hot Blooded", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2013-12"
7047	oxidized galvanized upside-down warbear liquid lasers	0		Effect: "Healthy Blue Glow", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2013-12"
7048	extra-magnetized alkaline mirror warbear rejuvenation potion	0		Effect: "Black Eyes", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2013-12"
7049	spinning fuchsia broken warbear gyrocopter	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7050	moldy low-calorie warbear gyro	1	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
7051	denatured irradiated blurry recording of Rolando's Rondo of Resisto	0		Effect: "Ghost Finger", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2013-12"
7052	warbear metalworking primer (used)	0		Skill: "Shrap", Last Available: "2013-12"
7053	warbear empathy chip (used)	0		Skill: "Psychokinetic Hug", Last Available: "2013-12"
7054	wobbly warbear drone codes	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7055	fancy adequate breakfast mess	3	good	Effect: "Hangdog", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2013-12"
7056	warbear breakfast machine	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7057	low-calorie normal breakfast miracle	1	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
7058	dry extra-galvanized Cloaca Cola Polar	0		Effect: "Slimily Strong", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2013-12"
7059	ghostly warbear soda machine	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7060	festive warbear bank	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7061	grimstone mask	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7062	praying Grim Brother	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
7063	spinning Grim Brothers' story book	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7064	olive hibernating Grimstone Golem	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
7065	compressed shaking grim fairy tale	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-12"
7066	grimstone galoshes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7067	unsweetened dry single of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	0		Effect: "Quantum of Moxie", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2010-02"
7068	double-dry single of Donho's Bubbly Ballad	0		Effect: "Shrimpin' Ain't Easy", Effect Duration: 66
7069	shaking Discontent&trade; Winter Garden Catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-01"
7070	ghostly packet of winter seeds	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7071	miniature stale snow berries	2	decent	Last Available: "2014-01"
7072	jumbo spoiled ice harvest	5	crappy	Last Available: "2014-01"
7073	moist diffused extra-aerosolized frost flower	0		Effect: "Danish Cunning", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2014-01"
7074	diffused huge olive snow cleats	0		Effect: "No Vertigo", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2014-01"
7075	altered liquid ice pack	0		Effect: "A Few Extra Pounds", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2014-01"
7076	shaking snow boards	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7077	decent snow crab	3	good	Last Available: "2014-01"
7078	hand-crafted Ice Island Long Tea	3	super EPIC	Last Available: "2014-01"
7079	unfinished ice sculpture	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7080	skewed ice sculpture	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7081	ice house	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7082	snow machine	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7083	supercool snow mobile	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Cold", Last Available: "2014-01"
7084	greasy ice bucket	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7085	family-friendly Lo Pan's snow shovel	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7086	stanky Oprah's bod-ice of temperance	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7087	toasty therapeutic razor-sharp wizardly snow belt	0		Mysticality: +25, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Hot Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7088	horrifying dog trainer's Lo Pan's dance instructor's ice nine	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Experience (familiar): +1, Spooky Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7089	upside-down blurry snow fort	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7090	mediocre En Una Fila Tequila	3	decent	
7091	Skully's hot chocolate	1	good	
7092	studded warbear dress helmet of terror	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7093	arcane researcher's warbear dress bracers of the bloodbag	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum HP: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
7094	mirror fuchsia lightning-fast Temple Grandin's warbear dress greaves	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7095	careful vibrating sweatband	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Monster Level: -10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-12"
7096	spinning wobbly auspicious lion tamer's gym shorts	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Item Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xGhuol, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-12"
7097	extremely unsafe ankleweights of mayonnaise	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-12"
7098	gray Sherlock's studded thinker's sweat socks of the dark arts	0		Mysticality: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Damage Absorption: +80, Item Drop: +25, Drops Items, Last Available: "2014-12"
7099	pint of sweat	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7100	twirling mirror Jerks' Health&trade; Magazine	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7101	altered Five Second Energy&trade;	1		Last Available: "2014-12"
7102	pixie axie	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7103	ionized wet wobbly powder	0		Effect: "The Living Hitpoints", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2014-12"
7104	skewed Rosewater's licorice whip	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Last Available: "2014-12"
7105	anise-flavored venom	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7106	hand-crafted weak snakebite	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-12"
7107	arcane researcher's slick candy stick	0		Moxie: +10, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Last Available: "2014-12"
7108	tasty pecan	3	awesome	Last Available: "2014-12"
7109	massive moldy blinking pecan pie	10	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7110	chocolate-stained collar	0		Candy Drop: +25, Last Available: "2014-12"
7111	moldy small candy mountain oyster	2	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7112	lousy irresponsibly strong chocotini	10	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7113	therapeutic smartaleck's stylish chocolate rabbit's foot	0		Moxie: +25, Moxie Percent: +30, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2014-12"
7114	tiny stale candy carrot	1	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7115	stale snack-sized enchanted candy carrot cake	2	decent	Effect: "Astral Shell", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2014-12"
7116	huge friendly forbidden carrot-on-a-stick	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2014-12"
7117	avaricious frosty weasel stomping pants	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, cap 20", Last Available: "2014-12"
7118	low-calorie normal jittery maroon mulberry	1	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7119	extra-dry delicious blinking blinking mulled berry wine	5	awesome	Last Available: "2014-12"
7120	twirling lemony scales	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7121	tumbling Rosewater's lemon party hat	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7122	perfumed lemon shirt	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-12"
7123	blinking educational lemon drop trousers	0		Experience: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7124	dry polymerized frozen lime green lemonhead caviar	0		Effect: "Blessing of Squirtlcthulli", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2014-12"
7125	supercool gummi sword of Calamity Jane	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2014-12"
7126	Vulcanized wet magnetized small gummi fin	0		Effect: "Heightened Senses", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2014-12"
7127	coward's chocolate cow bone	0		Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2014-12"
7128	magnetized diffused gummi fang	0		Effect: "Human-Hobo Hybrid", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2014-12"
7129	small flavorless leftover canap&eacute;s	2	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7130	smooth magnum of champagne	3	awesome	Last Available: "2014-12"
7131	wobbly nasty vibrating cow creamer of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2014-12"
7132	diffused flattened upside-down bouncing Outer Wolf&trade; cologne	0		Effect: "Jalape&ntilde;o Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2014-12"
7133	blue shaking wobbly lupine appetite hormones	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7134	curative wolf whistle of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow Wolf Whistle", Last Available: "2014-12"
7135	adequate ghostly witch's bread	4	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7136	polymerized altered witch's brew	0		Effect: "Strength of Ten Ettins", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2014-12"
7137	jittery executive weightlifter's witch's bra of the sewer	0		Muscle: +15, Stench Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2014-12"
7138	practically non-alcoholic enchanted perfectly mixed shaking fuchsia mid-level medieval mead	1	EPIC	Effect: "Hypercubed", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2014-12"
7139	polarized polarized R&uuml;mpelstiltz	0		Effect: "Crimbo Epiphany", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2014-12"
7140	spinning wheel	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7141	denatured activated shaking hi-octane carrot juice	0		Effect: "Bubblin' Rage", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2014-12"
7142	polarized tumbling jittery hare brush	0		Effect: "Towering Strength", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2014-12"
7143	miser's deadly hare pin	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-12"
7144	purple odd coin	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7145	moldy huge cinnamon cannoli	7	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7146	bad expensive champagne	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7147	nitrogenated ghostly polo trophy	0		Effect: "Total Protonic Reversal", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2014-12"
7148	jittery oil painting	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7149	rosary	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7150	mirror ornate dowsing rod	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7151	straw	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7152		0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7153	bouncing clay	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7154	filling	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7155	parchment	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7156	spinning glass	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7157	fireproof thinker's fire hose of vim and vigor	0		Mysticality: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Hot Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 37", Last Available: "2014-12"
7158	normal huge fireman's lunch	6	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7159	resourceful plain paper hat of Tarzan of horror	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum MP: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, cap 37", Last Available: "2014-12"
7160	moldy thick ice cream sandwich	5	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7161	therapeutic stiffened &quot;honey&quot; dipper of mayonnaise	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2014-12"
7162	stale thick plumber's lunch	5	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7163	vibrating studded quilted skull gearshift knob	0		Damage Absorption: 120, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2014-12"
7164	spoiled immense nachos of the night	7	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7165	avaricious miser's Sketcherz&trade; of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Meat Drop: 40, Last Available: "2014-12"
7166	bite-sized bland enchanted shaking blurry can of Adultwitch&trade;	1	decent	Effect: "Old School Pompadour", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2014-12"
7167	aerosolized wobbly smudge stick	0		Effect: "Tearful, Fearful", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2014-12"
7168	galvanized ghostly shaking squat wall	0		Effect: "Cockroach Scurry", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2014-12"
7169	drinkable twirling tankard of ale	4	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7170	tarnished Vulcanized scroll case	0		Effect: "Riboflavin'", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2014-12"
7171	triple-aerosolized polymerized tarnished jug of &quot;wine&quot;	0		Effect: "Ermine Eyes", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2014-12"
7172	juggling ball	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7173	crappy camera	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7174	snack-sized moldy humble pie	2	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7175	maroon small golem	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7176	shaking crappy camera	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7177	irradiated corrupted crappy waiter disguise	0		Effect: "Quadrilled", Effect Duration: 66
7178	Copperhead Charm	0		
7179	mirror The First Pizza	0		
7180	The Lacrosse Stick of Lacoronado	0		
7181	The Eye of the Stars	0		
7182	maroon tumbling The Stankara Stone	0		
7183	Murphy's Rancid Black Flag	0		
7184	huge The Shield of Brook	0		
7185	cyan Red Zeppelin ticket	0		
7186	spinning blurry Copperhead Charm (rampant)	0		
7187	artisanal unnamed cocktail	3	EPIC	
7188	handful of tips	0		
7189	unrequired jacket of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30
7190	tommy gun of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unload Tommy Gun"
7191	drum of tommy ammo	0		
7192	throwing knife	0		
7193	throwing spoon	0		
7194	throwing fork	0		
7195	arcane researcher's Samson's breadchucks	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
7196	purple shuriken salad	0		
7197	supercool combat fan	0		Moxie Percent: +20
7198	olive foul-smelling razor-sharp silk skirt	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Stench Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 38"
7199	narrow blowdart	0		
7200	arcane researcher's Buddy Bjorn	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2014-02"
7201	foul-smelling Annie Oakley's Sinatra's The Nuge's favorite crossbow	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +10
7202	yummy sweet roll Alabama	4	awesome	
7203	smelly Saturday Night Special	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10
7204	lynyrd snare	0		
7205	extremely unsafe fleetwood chain	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100
7206	lousy upside-down Green Manalishi	3	decent	
7207	fuchsia Jeselnik's blade	0		Sleaze Damage: +25
7208	shaking fire of unknown origin	0		
7209	eagle's milk	1	good	
7210	non-alkaline triple-moist narrow eagle feather	0		Effect: "[1609]Dancin' Fool", Effect Duration: 65
7211	anodized one pill	0		Effect: "Spooky Weapon", Effect Duration: 35
7212	pulsating mirror resourceful Jefferson wings	0		Maximum MP: +50
7213	fleetwood macaroni	0		
7214	cheesy eagle sauce	0		
7215	special super-sized normal fleetwood mac 'n' cheese	5	good	Effect: "Shortened", Effect Duration: 45
7216	ghostly maroon lynyrd skin	0		
7217	squat lynyrdskin cap of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xVolley, cap 42"
7218	razor-sharp lynyrdskin tunic	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25
7219	Tesla lynyrdskin breeches	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1.5xGhuol, cap 42"
7220	bouncing cigarette lighter	0		
7221	blinking priceless diamond	0		
7222	mediocre enchanted Flamin' Whatshisname	4	decent	Effect: "Scrappy, Shadowy", Effect Duration: 25
7223	quantum liquefied lynyrd musk	0		Effect: "Tomato Power", Effect Duration: 36
7224	narrow scorching Kashmir sweater of terror	0		Hot Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
7225	flavorless olive custard pie	4	decent	
7226	enchanted mirror twirling tea for one	1	good	Effect: "Shawarma Initiative", Effect Duration: 10
7227	weak artisanal bottle of Evermore	2	EPIC	
7228	green box	0		
7229	mediocre strong wine	5	decent	
7230	drinkable rum	4	good	
7231	practically non-alcoholic hand-crafted Murderer's Punch	1	super ultra EPIC	
7232	fancy flavorless ghostly velvet cake	3	decent	Effect: "L'instinct F&eacute;lin", Effect Duration: 30
7233	adjusted letter	0		Effect: "Bread-Lined", Effect Duration: 54
7234	shellacked dangerous book	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Damage Reduction: 7
7235	chilly banded masque	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Cold Damage: +5, Single Equip
7236	educational red-hot poker	0		Experience: +1
7237	bouncing extremely unsafe Red X Shield	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100
7238	lion tamer's slick badge	0		Moxie: +10, Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip
7239	studded beefcake's shirt	0		Muscle: +25, Damage Absorption: +80
7240	energetic experienced coat	0		Experience: +2, Maximum MP Percent: +20
7241	huge huge Tesla wizardly shoe	0		Mysticality: +25, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
7242	wobbly twirling twirling button	0		
7243	upside-down button	0		
7244	dry blood cells	0		Effect: "Psalm of Pointiness", Effect Duration: 32
7245	anodized altered anodized eye	0		Effect: "Kindly Resolve", Effect Duration: 27
7246	glark cable	0		
7247	mirror Red Fox glove of wisdom of James Dean	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience (Moxie): +3, Attacks Can't Miss, Single Equip
7248	tarnished foxglove	0		Effect: "Morninja", Effect Duration: 11
7249	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	0		
7250	executive aromatic hardy Herculean Sneaky Pete's jacket	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum HP: +50, Stench Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +40, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Sneaky Pete)]
7251	blurry jug of Sneaky Pete's Mojo	0		Free Pull
7252	shot of Sneaky Pete's Mojo	0		Free Pull
7253	Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy	0		
7254	really cocktail shaker	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7255	acceptable distilled squat spinning cyan mini-martini	5	good	
7256	smoke grenade	0		
7257	compressed yellow tumbling molotov soda	1	decent	Effect: "Swimming Head", Effect Duration: 25
7258	pressed polarized pile of ashes	0		Effect: "Sweet and Red", Effect Duration: 13
7259	crate of firebombs	0		
7260	pulsating yellow firebomb	0		
7261	veiny Rosewater's Sneaky Pete's basket of the blizzard	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25
7262	huge &quot;I Love Me, Vol. I&quot;	0		
7263	photograph of a dog	0		
7264	bouncing photograph of a nugget	0		
7265	photograph of an ostrich egg	0		
7266	twirling squat disposable instant camera	0		
7267	ribald Samson's Sneaky Pete's jacket (collar popped) of the cougar of mayonnaise	0		Moxie: +20, Experience (Muscle): +5, Sleaze Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Sneaky Pete)]
7268	skewed Letter for Melvign the Gnome	0		
7269	huge Professor What garment	0		
7270	&quot;2 Love Me, Vol. 2&quot;	0		
7271	jittery ghostly gray Thinknerd Blind-Packed Toy	0		
7272	jittery experienced plastic Professor What	0		Experience: +2
7273	plastic Jared the Duskwalker of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100
7274	educational plastic Duke Starkiller	0		Experience: +1
7275	gray therapeutic plastic Gary Claybender	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
7276	veiny plastic Captain Kerkard	0		Maximum HP: +10
7277	diffused blinking robot grease	0		Effect: "Putting the Pro in Proletariat", Effect Duration: 41
7278	returned Thinknerd package	0		
7279	polymerized anodized wind-up Whatsian robot	0		Effect: "Super-Mega-Charged", Effect Duration: 53
7280	modified super-enhanced shaking ghostly wind-up vampire teeth	0		Effect: "Mushroom Samba", Effect Duration: 53
7281	quadruple-wet tarnished blinking wind-up navigation droid	0		Effect: "Elemental Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 62
7282	oxidized improved nitrogenated pulsating wind-up owl	0		Effect: "[1342]Slicked-Back Do", Effect Duration: 26
7283	extra-anodized olive blurry wind-up ensign	0		Effect: "Full Bottle in front of Me", Effect Duration: 61
7284	cool thinker's crying statue earrings	0		Mysticality: +10, Moxie: +5, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover
7285	twirling toasty slick plastic Duskwalker necklace	0		Moxie: +10, Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover
7286	avaricious reassuring plastic replica blaster pistol	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +30, Lasts Until Rollover
7287	maroon vibrating Gary Claybender's Time Screwer of the scaredy-cat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Monster Level: -15, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover
7288	pulsating electrified supercool Space Tourist palmdoctor	0		Moxie Percent: +20, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Lasts Until Rollover
7289	greasy wholesome Fonzie's amok putter	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
7290	snack-sized flavorless purple amok pudding	2	decent	
7291	deactivated putty buddy	0		
7292	twirling putty coat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7293	cold-filtered can of V-11	0		Effect: "The Two-Prong Crown", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2014-03"
7294	hardened thinker's elevennis shoes	0		Mysticality: +10, Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2014-03"
7295	elevent	0		Last Available: "2014-03"
7296	rosewater-soaked razor-sharp elevenderizing hammer	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2014-03"
7297	savvy Professor What T-Shirt	0		Mysticality Percent: +20
7298	huge blinking heavy-duty bendy straw	0		
7299	gray pellet of plant food	0		
7300	sewing kit	0		
7301	Spookyraven billiards room key	0		
7302	green Spookyraven library key	0		
7303	Lady Spookyraven's necklace	0		
7304	telegram from Lady Spookyraven	0		
7305	Lady Spookyraven's powder puff	0		
7306	jittery Lady Spookyraven's finest gown	0		
7307	mirror Lady Spookyraven's dancing shoes	0		
7308	chilled eyebrow pencil	0		Effect: "Motion", Effect Duration: 21
7309	pickled oxidized jittery rosewater cream	0		Effect: "Oleaginous Soles", Effect Duration: 32
7310	aerosolized bronzer	0		Effect: "How to Scam Tourists", Effect Duration: 38
7311	groovy beefcake's elegant nightstick	0		Muscle: +25, Moxie Percent: +10
7312	huge still grill	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-06"
7313	box of hickory chips	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7314	poppet	0		
7315	rickety rocking horse	0		
7316	bouncing jack-in-the-box	0		
7317	jar of baby ghosts	0		
7318	dog trainer's wizardly ghost of a necklace of temperance	0		Mysticality: +25, Experience (familiar): +1, Sleaze Resistance: +5
7319	greedy rock-hard Elizabeth's Dollie	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Meat Drop: +20
7320	ionized Elizabeth's paintbrush	0		Effect: "No Vertigo", Effect Duration: 40
7321	Jeselnik's mansplainer's Stephen's lab coat	0		Monster Level: +15, Sleaze Damage: +25
7322	wet galvanized alkaline Stephen's secret formula	0		Effect: "The Power of LOV", Effect Duration: 40
7323	ghostly miser's Jacob's rung of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +10
7324	distilled battery	1		
7325	smooth snakebite	3	awesome	
7326	twirling smelly rubber ribcage of temperance	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5
7327	altered bouncing blurry synthetic marrow	1		
7328	ionized anodized funny bone	0		Effect: "Patent Prevention", Effect Duration: 15
7329	manspreader's fortified half-melted spoon	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Monster Level: +10
7330	compressed the funk	1		Effect: "It Tickles!  It Tickles!", Effect Duration: 40
7331	toothsome gunky chicken	3	awesome	
7332	Oprah's doll head	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50
7333	droopy doll eye	0		
7334	voice box	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Pull Voice Box String"
7335	wobbly Jim Carey's paddle-ball of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Monster Level: +25
7336	boiled non-polarized sound effects record	0		Effect: "Dance of the Sugar Fairy", Effect Duration: 68
7337	blinking alphabet block	0		
7338	double-unsweetened teal dancer	0		Effect: "Super-Electrified", Effect Duration: 54
7339	music box mechanism	0		
7340	moose antlers of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 27"
7341	warmed concentrated moose thought	0		Effect: "Spooky Demeanor", Effect Duration: 39
7342	spoiled moose chocolate	4	crappy	
7343	tolerable jittery painting of a glass of wine	3	good	
7344	oil painting of yourself	0		
7345	twirling ornate picture frame	0		
7346	doll-eye amulet	0		Single Equip
7347	rosy-cheeked forbidden ghost toga	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP Percent: +30
7348	bite-sized normal sheet cake	1	good	
7349	narrow squat ghost key	0		
7350	picture of you	0		
7351	asbestos-lined dangerous Sinatra's Staff of the Electric Range	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Weapon Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +5
7352	fancy half-sized rotten deluxe layer cake	2	crappy	Effect: "Drenched With Filth", Effect Duration: 25
7353	chunk of hot iron	0		
7354	artisanal gray jittery red-hot boilermaker	4	EPIC	
7355	Jack Frost's coal shovel	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shovel Hot Coal"
7356	super-alkaline hot coal	0		Effect: "The Chains Down In The Belly-O", Effect Duration: 36
7357	liquefied deionized coal dust	0		Effect: "Guts Feeling", Effect Duration: 64
7358	upside-down scandalous banded Bram's choker of the storm	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip
7359	narrow plaid swatch	0		
7360	skewed plaid bandage	0		
7361	Usain Bolt's plaid pocket square	0		Initiative: +80
7362	family-friendly Samson's plaid skirt	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 38"
7363	quantum non-dry cold-filtered blinking bloodstain stick	0		Effect: "Memento Moir&eacute;", Effect Duration: 66
7364	skewed fabric softener	0		
7365	triple-magnetized nitrogenated magnetized blue fabric hardener	0		Effect: "Certainty", Effect Duration: 21
7366	watered-down artisanal bottle of laundry sherry	2	EPIC	
7367	activated unsweetened narrow industrial strength starch	0		Effect: "Expert Vacationer", Effect Duration: 61, Wiki Name: "industrial strength starch"
7368	normal huge extra-flat panini	3	good	
7369	electrified altered blurry blurry mangled finger	0		Effect: "Uncucumbered", Effect Duration: 16
7370	irresponsibly strong perfectly mixed Psychotic Train wine	7	EPIC	
7371	crazy hobo notebook	0		
7372	bland thick olive pie man was not meant to eat	5	decent	
7373	ribald sommelier's towel	0		Sleaze Damage: +10
7374	bouncing Newton's tarnished tastevin	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Single Equip
7375	decent immense actual tapas	9	good	
7376	squat ghast iron ingot	0		
7377	energetic dance instructor's ghast iron cleaver	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum MP Percent: +20
7378	fuchsia gravedigger's cool ghast iron Garibaldi	0		Moxie: +5, Spooky Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 14"
7379	inspector's ghast iron heater shield of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +15
7380	gray horrifying banded ghast iron codpiece	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Spooky Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 42"
7381	vibrating Pendant of Gargalesis	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10
7382	pulsating Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab	0		Last Available: "2014-04"
7383	fuchsia DNA extraction syringe	0		Last Available: "2014-04"
7384	super-Vulcanized Gene Tonic: Dude	0		Effect: "Ooh, Sweet!", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2014-04"
7385	polarized modified tarnished blue mirror Gene Tonic: Beast	0		Effect: "Incensed", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2014-04"
7386	double-boiled flattened Gene Tonic: Construct	0		Effect: "Well-Lubed", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2014-04"
7387	electrified green Gene Tonic: Undead	0		Effect: "All Fired Up", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2014-04"
7388	liquefied concentrated double-dry Gene Tonic: Humanoid	0		Effect: "Emotion Sickness", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2014-04"
7389	quadruple-tarnished twirling bouncing Gene Tonic: Insect	0		Effect: "Colorful Gratitude", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2014-04"
7390	diffused unsweetened Gene Tonic: Hippy	0		Effect: "Pasty", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2014-04"
7391	ionized Gene Tonic: Orc	0		Effect: "Army of One", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2014-04"
7392	polymerized Gene Tonic: Demon	0		Effect: "The Halls of Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2014-04"
7393	tarnished chilled Gene Tonic: Horror	0		Effect: "Arse-a'fire", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2014-04"
7394	polymerized narrow blurry Gene Tonic: Fish	0		Effect: "Buzzard Breath", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2014-04"
7395	ionized quadruple-polarized spinning Gene Tonic: Goblin	0		Effect: "Twenty-three Squid, Ew", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2014-04"
7396	chilled Gene Tonic: Pirate	0		Effect: "Clyde's Blessing", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2014-04"
7397	pickled non-colloidal Gene Tonic: Plant	0		Effect: "Big Meat Big Prizes", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2014-04"
7398	oxidized red wobbly Gene Tonic: Weird	0		Effect: "Crimbo Flavor", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2014-04"
7399	diffused aerosolized blurry wobbly tumbling Gene Tonic: Elf	0		Effect: "Creepypasted", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2014-04"
7400	electrified colloidal wet fuchsia Gene Tonic: Mer-kin	0		Effect: "Hagnk's Gratitude", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2014-04"
7401	extra-corrupted Gene Tonic: Slime	0		Effect: "Musky", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2014-04"
7402	quantum super-frozen Vulcanized wobbly red Gene Tonic: Penguin	0		Effect: "Strength of Ten Ettins", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2014-04"
7403	magnetized quantum skewed Gene Tonic: Elemental	0		Effect: "Become Intensely interested", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2014-04"
7404	dry mirror cyan Gene Tonic: Constellation	0		Effect: "Patent Prevention", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2014-04"
7405	non-deionized improved Gene Tonic: Hobo	0		Effect: "Holiday Bliss", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2014-04"
7406	purple ghostly Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#1)	0		
7407	Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#2)	0		
7408	Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#3)	0		
7409	twirling Steam Card: Space Trip (#1)	0		
7410	Steam Card: Space Trip (#2)	0		
7411	wobbly Steam Card: Space Trip (#3)	0		
7412	Steam Card: Meteoid (#1)	0		
7413	mirror olive shaking Steam Card: Meteoid (#2)	0		
7414	Steam Card: Meteoid (#3)	0		
7415	Steam Card: DemonStar (#1)	0		
7416	Steam Card: DemonStar (#2)	0		
7417	cyan huge Steam Card: DemonStar (#3)	0		
7418	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#1)	0		
7419	maroon Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#2)	0		
7420	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#3)	0		
7421	lime green pencil thin mushroom	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7422	squat Paradaisical Cheeseburger recipe	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7423	salty sailor salt	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7424	bike rental broupon	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7425	spinning Taco Dan's Taco Stand Cocktail Sauce Bottle	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7426	sprinkle shaker	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7427	double-chilled ionized purple sleight-of-hand mushroom	0		Effect: "Broberry Brotality", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2014-05"
7428	Taco Dan's Taco Stand's Taco Receipt	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7429	huge mirror yellow Beach Buck	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7430	double-warmed Fun-Guy spore	0		Effect: "Motion", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2014-05"
7431	pressed Boletus Broletus mushroom	0		Effect: "Strong Grip", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2014-05"
7432	double-altered diffused Omphalotus Omphaloskepsis mushroom	0		Effect: "Ass Over Teakettle", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2014-05"
7433	adjusted concentrated blinking Gyromitra Dynomita mushroom	0		Effect: "Chunky", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2014-05"
7434	quadruple-galvanized pickled Helvella Haemophilia mushroom	0		Effect: "Blackberry Politeness", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2014-05"
7435	flattened colloidal cyan pulsating Stemonitis Staticus mushroom	0		Effect: "Venomous Weapon", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2014-05"
7436	ionized bouncing mirror Tremella Tarantella mushroom	0		Effect: "Wistfully Nostalgic", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2014-05"
7437	blurry Pastaco shell	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7438	spoiled Beefy Crunch Pastaco	3	crappy	Last Available: "2014-05"
7439	bite-sized toothsome Brain Food Pastaco	1	awesome	Last Available: "2014-05"
7440	big special flavorless Cool Brunch Pastaco	5	decent	Effect: "Tomato Power", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2014-05"
7441	jumbo spoiled upside-down Medical Pastaco	5	crappy	Last Available: "2014-05"
7442	flavorless cyan Energy Buzz Pastaco	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7443	moldy Ludovico Pastaco	4	crappy	Last Available: "2014-05"
7444	artisanal teal overpowering mushroom wine	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-05"
7445	drinkable twirling complex mushroom wine	3	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7446	drinkable smooth mushroom wine	4	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7447	tolerable tumbling blood-red mushroom wine	4	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7448	high-proof artisanal cyan buzzing mushroom wine	9	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-05"
7449	smooth swirling mushroom wine	3	awesome	Last Available: "2014-05"
7450	thick tasty Taco Dan's Basic Taco Dan Taco	5	awesome	Last Available: "2014-05"
7451	tasty diet Taco Dan's Taco Fish Fish Taco	1	awesome	Last Available: "2014-05"
7452	upside-down Taco Dan's Super Taco-Riffic Taco Sauce!	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7453	perfectly mixed squat regular-size brogurt	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-05"
7454	lousy super-size brogurt	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7455	artisanal broberry brogurt	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-05"
7456	weak delicious brocolate brogurt	2	awesome	Last Available: "2014-05"
7457	tolerable practically non-alcoholic French bronilla brogurt	1	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7458	blurry History's Most Offensive Jokes, Vol. IX	0		Skill: "Unoffendable", Last Available: "2014-05"
7459	Now You're Cooking With Grease	0		Skill: "Grease Up", Last Available: "2014-05"
7460	Sloppy Seconds Diner Employee Handbook	0		Skill: "Sloppy Secrets", Last Available: "2014-05"
7461	blinking gray industrial strength anti-fungal spray	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7462	Brogre brorts of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xGhuol, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-05"
7463	ghostly wobbly friendly Brogre brolo shirt	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2014-05"
7464	grievous Brogre bucket hat	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 14", Last Available: "2014-05"
7465	Spring Break Beach tattoo coupon	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7466	airplane charter: Spring Break Beach	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-05"
7467	one-day ticket to Spring Break Beach	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7468	Tesla energetic rosy-cheeked 8-billed baseball cap	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +20, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-05"
7469	quilted boxer's extremely wet T-shirt of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Muscle Percent: +10, Damage Absorption: +40, Last Available: "2014-05"
7470	healthy groovy savvy shrimp fork	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Moxie Percent: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2014-05"
7471	alkaline vacuum-sealed wobbly blurry BROS Energy Drink	0		Effect: "Expert Vacationer", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2014-05"
7472	altered go-go potion	0		Effect: "Magically Fingered", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2014-05"
7473	enhanced alkaline liquefied shaking shrimp cocktail	0		Effect: "Libra Rising", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2014-05"
7474	colloidal Yolo&trade; chocolates	0		Effect: "Flame-Retardant Trousers", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2020-09"
7475	executive string of moist beads	0		Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2014-05"
7476	blinking Ultimate Mind Destroyer	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7477	quadruple-dry triple-improved jittery bouncing Meat-inflating powder	0		Effect: "Tightly-Wound Spine", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2014-05"
7478	possessed sugar cube	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7479	modified diffused sugar fairy	0		Effect: "Shoesauce", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2014-05"
7480	electrified sugar bunny	0		Effect: "Leash of Linguini", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2014-05"
7481	skewed sweet tooth	0		Last Available: "2014-05", Wiki Name: "sweet tooth"
7482	acceptable practically non-alcoholic Rompedores de Fantasmas	1	good	
7483	watered-down tolerable La Fantasma y La Oscuridad	2	good	
7484	bad enchanted teal Fantasma en la M&aacute;quina	4	decent	Effect: "The Halls of Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 5
7485	lime green loosening powder	0		
7486	squat castoreum	0		
7487	drain dissolver	0		
7488	triple-distilled turpentine	0		
7489	detartrated anhydrous sublicalc	0		
7490	teal huge triatomaceous dust	0		
7491	artisanal bottle of Chateau de Vinegar	4	EPIC	
7492	blasting soda	0		
7493	unstable fulminate	0		
7494	wine bomb	0		
7495	huge recipe: mortar-dissolving solution	0		
7496	huge bottled day	0		
7497	squat ghost formula	0		
7498	Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette	0		
7499	alkaline colloidal triple-wet Hot 'n' Scarys	0		Effect: "Familial Ties", Effect Duration: 44
7500	lime green blurry map	0		
7501		0		
7502	chilled adjusted Texas tea	0		Effect: "Memory of Smarts", Effect Duration: 63
7503	jittery upside-down dark hamethyst ring of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100
7504	savvy dark baconstone ring	0		Mysticality Percent: +20
7505	purple sinister dark porquoise ring	0		Spell Damage: +10
7506	stanky lion tamer's book	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Stench Spell Damage: +25
7507	gray extremely unsafe cloak	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100
7508	label	0		
7509	miniature decent tumbling Mornington crescent roll	2	good	
7510	improved triple-ionized bouncing eye shadow	0		Effect: "A Taste of Rainbow", Effect Duration: 59
7511	mirror crumbling wheel	0		
7512	unsweetened poppy	0		Effect: "Sticks and Stones", Effect Duration: 49
7513	twirling opium grenade	0		
7514	ribald duonoculars of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip
7515	jittery huge plastic rock	0		
7516	pulsating witch's spare house key	0		
7517	mirror gray hardened Newton's spider leg	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Damage Reduction: 3
7518	wand of pigification	0		
7519	perfectly mixed twirling glass of bourbon	3	EPIC	
7520	huge bouncing burned government manual fragment	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7521	stale government cheese	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7522	skewed foul-smelling pair of government shades	0		Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-05"
7523	lime green space junk	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7524	aerosolized energized government	0		Effect: "Pygmy Drinking Buddy", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2014-05"
7525	vacuum-sealed alien drugs	0		Effect: "Wasabi With You", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2023-09"
7526	squat weird space book	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7527	alien force field disruptor bean	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7528	frightening Lo Pan's government-issued night-vision goggles	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-05"
7529	tasty loaf of alien bread	3	awesome	Last Available: "2014-05"
7530	adequate gigantic grilled cheese sandwich	7	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7531	boiled jittery alien protein powder	1	good	Effect: "Empty Inside", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2014-05"
7532	bad strong rocket fuel	5	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7533	alien source code printout	0		Skill: "Alien Source Code", Last Available: "2014-05"
7534	alien source code printout (used)	0		Skill: "Alien Source Code", Last Available: "2014-05"
7535	hand-crafted stealth bomber	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-05"
7536	space beast fur	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7537	twitching space egg	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7538	ramekin of space nuts	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2014-05"
7539	maroon nippy space beast fur hat	0		Cold Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley", Last Available: "2014-05"
7540	wobbly wool space beast fur pants	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley", Last Available: "2014-05"
7541	twirling zippy space beast fur whip	0		Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2014-05"
7542	space invader	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7543	medical-grade smartaleck's space heater	0		Moxie Percent: +30, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heat Space", Last Available: "2014-05"
7544	ghostly space bar	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7545	lousy space port	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7546	twirling lard-coated frosty space needle	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2014-05"
7547	extra-denatured pulsating jittery gray buffed alien drugs	0		Effect: "Almost Cool", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2014-05"
7548	teal hot ashes	0		Last Available: "2014-06"
7549	corrupted tarnished ash soda	0		Effect: "Jalape&ntilde;o Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2014-06"
7550	moist liquefied improved liquid smoke	0		Effect: "Stemonitis Storm", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2014-06"
7551	polarized moist mirror spinning dollop of barbecue sauce	0		Effect: "Extra Backbone", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2014-06"
7552	frozen bowl of marinade	0		Effect: "Bootyliciousness", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2014-06"
7553	shaker of dry rub	0		Last Available: "2014-06"
7554	diffused green bottle of lighter fluid	0		Effect: "Trash-Wrapped", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2014-06"
7555	page	0		
7556	jittery elephant gift	0		
7557	diffused Vulcanized moist blood cells	0		Effect: "Eau de Tortue", Effect Duration: 22
7558	drinkable red wine	4	good	
7559	nitrogenated bouncing gummi turtle	0		Effect: "Warm Belly", Effect Duration: 47
7560	turtle-shaped rock	0		
7561	pickled extra-alkaline ghostly giraffe-necked turtle	0		Effect: "Hammered", Effect Duration: 12
7562	adjusted adjusted musk turtle	0		Effect: "The Q Is Talking To You", Effect Duration: 43
7563	adjusted programmable turtle	0		Effect: "Vented Spleen", Effect Duration: 36
7564	quantum liquefied skewed mocking turtle	0		Effect: "Gutterminded", Effect Duration: 24
7565	bland huge ham steak	6	decent	
7566	huge stanky time-twitching toolbelt	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Free Pull
7567	gray Chroner	0		
7568	fireproof lion tamer's manspreader's Time Lord Badge of Honor	0		Monster Level: +10, Experience (familiar): +2, Hot Resistance: +3
7569	wool smartaleck's Time Bandit Badge of Courage of the sewer	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +1
7570	warmed diffused dry mirror red Friendliness Beverage	0		Effect: "Ruthlessly Efficient", Effect Duration: 45
7571	wobbly tumbling avaricious toasty silent pea shooter	0		Hot Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +30
7572	tasty D roll	3	awesome	
7573	twirling up-at-dawn gravedigger's kiwi beak	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Adventures: +5
7574	mediocre practically non-alcoholic New Zealand iced tea	1	decent	
7575	blinking family-friendly shellacked droll monocle	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip
7576	energized super-polarized wobbly future drug: Muscularactum	0		Effect: "Far Out", Effect Duration: 39
7577	dry unsweetened future drug: Smartinex	0		Effect: "Pisces Rising", Effect Duration: 45
7578	corrupted ionized future drug: Coolscaline	0		Effect: "Wolf's Bane", Effect Duration: 34
7579	twitching time capsule	0		
7580	pickled liquid shifting time weirdness	1		Effect: "Fratty Flavor", Effect Duration: 10
7581	bouncing shifting time weirdness	0		Adventures: +4, PvP Fights: +4
7582	snack-sized moldy rack of dinosaur ribs	2	crappy	
7583	artisanal practically non-alcoholic lime green spinning scotch on the rocks	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
7584	huge family-friendly steel-toed yabba dabba doo rag	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 27"
7585	pulsating stiffened brainy wooly loincloth	0		Mysticality: +5, Damage Reduction: 1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 27"
7586	purple helix fossil	0		
7587	upside-down S.S. Ticket	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7588	pulsating Clan speakeasy	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-07"
7589	fancy hand-crafted triple-distilled glass of &quot;milk&quot;	8	EPIC	Effect: "Unusual Fashion Sense", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2014-07"
7590	weak lousy enchanted narrow cup of &quot;tea&quot;	2	decent	Effect: "Oriental Mysticism", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2014-07"
7591	hand-crafted practically non-alcoholic shaking yellow thermos of &quot;whiskey&quot;	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-07"
7592	mediocre fortified fancy Lucky Lindy	5	decent	Effect: "Toast Tea", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2014-07"
7593	hand-crafted blurry Bee's Knees	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-07"
7594	drinkable blue spinning Sockdollager	4	good	Last Available: "2014-07"
7595	acceptable Ish Kabibble	4	good	Last Available: "2014-07"
7596	fancy tolerable Hot Socks	4	good	Effect: "Gonna Get You, Sucker", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2014-07"
7597	triple-distilled lousy Phonus Balonus	7	decent	Last Available: "2014-07"
7598	mediocre practically non-alcoholic ghostly Flivver	1	decent	Last Available: "2014-07"
7599	bad teal Sloppy Jalopy	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-07"
7600	diffused flame	0		Effect: "Blessing of Squirtlcthulli", Effect Duration: 57
7601	adjusted warmed temporary yak tattoo	0		Effect: "Spooky Hands", Effect Duration: 57
7602	concentrated Fitspiration&trade; poster	0		Effect: "Eagle Eyes", Effect Duration: 47
7603	corrupted neckbeard	0		Effect: "Headstrong", Effect Duration: 56
7604	alkaline modified narrow artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice	0		Effect: "Physicali Tea", Effect Duration: 52
7605	denatured punk patch	0		Effect: "Toast Tea", Effect Duration: 14
7606	concentrated pressed steampunk potion	0		Effect: "PERL of Great Price", Effect Duration: 16
7607	polarized vial of swamp vapors	0		Effect: "Mortarfied", Effect Duration: 58
7608	concentrated vacuum-sealed blurry turtle mud	0		Effect: "Hammertime", Effect Duration: 52
7609	galvanized skewed Redeye&trade; Eyedrops	0		Effect: "Horrid, Torrid", Effect Duration: 64
7610	chilled liquefied Dweebisol&trade; inhaler	0		Effect: "Also Schmeckt Zarathustra", Effect Duration: 44
7611	liquefied triple-corrupted Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil	0		Effect: "Slightly Mutated", Effect Duration: 29
7612	vacuum-sealed polymerized blinking tomato soup poster	0		Effect: "Concentrated Concentration", Effect Duration: 60
7613	improved olive bubblin' chemistry solution	0		Effect: "Bestial Sympathy", Effect Duration: 68
7614	improved wobbly voodoo glowskull	0		Effect: "Become Intensely interested", Effect Duration: 34
7615	ionized jittery pygmy adder oil	0		Effect: "Make Meat FA$T!", Effect Duration: 31
7616	deionized shaking pygmy witchhazel	0		Effect: "Fifty Ways to Bereave Your Lover", Effect Duration: 40
7617	tarnished upside-down short deposition	0		Effect: "Nothing Is Impossible", Effect Duration: 37
7618	corrupted warmed shaking straw pole	0		Effect: "Hypercubed", Effect Duration: 49
7619	double-diffused super-enhanced narrow copperhead potion	0		Effect: "Sugar, Hello", Effect Duration: 30
7620	quadruple-polarized ninja fear powder	0		Effect: "Amplified Fabulousness", Effect Duration: 45
7621	altered cyan ninja eyeblack	0		Effect: "Snobby", Effect Duration: 19
7622	boiled irradiated pressed maroon wobbly button rouge	0		Effect: "Electrolit Up", Effect Duration: 24
7623	vacuum-sealed polarized corrupted skewed Red Army camouflage kit	0		Effect: "Twinklebritches", Effect Duration: 38
7624	polarized lynyrd skinner toothblack	0		Effect: "Stenchtastic", Effect Duration: 64
7625	polarized galvanized flask of rainwater	0		Effect: "In the Saucestream", Effect Duration: 22
7626	vacuum-sealed lime green oyster badge	0		Effect: "Sleaze-Resistant Trousers", Effect Duration: 30
7627	moist purple skewed plastic Jefferson wings	0		Effect: "Twen Tea", Effect Duration: 48
7628	pressed ghostly green dancing fan	0		Effect: "Sauce Monocle", Effect Duration: 16
7629	oxidized blurry wobbly page of the Necrohobocon	0		Effect: "Shawarma Warm War", Effect Duration: 34
7630	magnetized corrupted maroon magic powder	0		Effect: "License to Punch", Effect Duration: 38
7631	improved skewed friar's tonsure	0		Effect: "Transcendental Wind", Effect Duration: 24
7632	Vulcanized polymerized gray government-issue identification badge	0		Effect: "Booooooze", Effect Duration: 47
7633	corrupted adjusted yellow bouncing alien hologram projector	0		Effect: "Leash of Linguini", Effect Duration: 67
7634	adjusted irradiated turtle	0		Effect: "Tenacity of the Snapper", Effect Duration: 60
7635	improved ionized pulsating pulsating cigar box turtle	0		Effect: "Pasty", Effect Duration: 33
7636	squat electrified shellacked shellacked shell	0		Damage Reduction: 7, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7637	chaotic pillow shell	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7638	cool whatsit-covered turtle shell	0		Moxie: +5, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7639	oil shell of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7640	wobbly Jeselnik's nippy turtle shell of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Cold Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7641	shocked shell	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer", Damage Aura: 1
7642	ingot turtle	0		
7643	wobbly duty umbrella	0		Water Level: -2
7644	bouncing pool skimmer	0		
7645	twirling life preserver	0		
7646	mirror lightning milk	0		
7647	aquaconda brain	0		
7648	thunder thigh	0		
7649	improved pressed purple gourmet gourami oil	0		Effect: "Army of One", Effect Duration: 20
7650	double-magnetized catfish whiskers	0		Effect: "Spooky Hands", Effect Duration: 54
7651	freshwater fishbone	0		
7652	fishbone catcher's mitt	0		
7653	fishbone kneepads	0		Initiative: +60, Single Equip
7654	tumbling fishbone corset	0		
7655	fishbone fins	0		Single Equip
7656	fishbone facemask	0		Monster Level: -30
7657	fishbone belt	0		Critical Hit Percent: +25, Weapon Damage: +25, Single Equip
7658	fishbone bracers	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
7659	squat Van der Graaf neoprene skullcap	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 16"
7660	deionized moist maroon goblin water	0		Effect: "In Tuna", Effect Duration: 64
7661	dumb mud	0		
7662	gigantic spoiled Sogg-Os	8	crappy	
7663	wobbly clever medical-grade Lord Soggyraven's Slippers of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum MP: +20, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
7664	nitrogenated huge Ancient Protector Soda	0		Effect: "Enraged", Effect Duration: 54
7665	anodized twirling liquid ice	0		Effect: "Crimbo Nostalgia", Effect Duration: 42
7666	lousy spirit-forward Wet Russian	5	decent	
7667	moldy huge filet of The Fish	3	crappy	
7668	Thwaitgold spider statuette	0		
7669	fuchsia padded boxer's thunder down underwear of mayonnaise	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Damage Absorption: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Lasts Until Rollover
7670	maroon Van der Graaf dangerous famous raincoat of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Weapon Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Lasts Until Rollover
7671	resourceful energetic wizardly lightning rod	0		Mysticality: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +50, Lasts Until Rollover
7672	narrow cool law-abiding citizen cane	0		Moxie: +5, Single Equip
7673	artisanal irresponsibly strong twirling legitimate business on the beach	10	EPIC	
7674	shellacked hep waders	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xVolley, cap 12"
7675	bland jive turkey leg	3	decent	
7676	maroon Herculean birdbone corset	0		Experience (Muscle): +1
7677	diffused candy cigarette	0		Effect: "Charrrming", Effect Duration: 36
7678	teal educational 4-dimensional fez	0		Experience: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 12"
7679	throwing candy	0		
7680	prompt super-absorbent tarp	0		Adventures: +3
7681	hand-crafted practically non-alcoholic unquiet spirits	1	EPIC	
7682	upside-down extremely unsafe banjo kazoo mount	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
7683	electrified olive grass	0		Effect: "Bread Burps", Effect Duration: 61
7684	shaking pulsating Sinatra's Time Lord Participation Mug	0		Experience (Moxie): +5
7685	Sherlock's Time Bandit Time Towel of the sweet-tooth	0		Item Drop: +25, Candy Drop: +100
7686	stanky brawny Caveman Dan's favorite rock of the sewer	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
7687	adjusted mirror purple dog ointment	0		Effect: "Blessing of Charcoatl", Effect Duration: 65
7688	green miser's careful gumshoes	0		Monster Level: -10, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip
7689	purple miser's banded flapper floppers	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip
7690	squat chaotic sneakeasies of the detective	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Item Drop: +20, Single Equip
7691	ghostly medical-grade plastic nunchaku of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2014-08"
7692	tumbling executive coward's hand whip of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Monster Level: -20, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2014-08"
7693	blinking Newton's glow-in-the-dark necklace of incineration of the glutton	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2014-08"
7694	green Groll doll	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-08", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.6
7695	wobbly dangerous Fonzie's cap gun of the empath	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Weapon Damage: +10, Familiar Weight: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!", Last Available: "2014-08"
7696	jittery dance instructor's cassette player of courage	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-08"
7697	pulsating chewable paper	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-08"
7698	rubber spider	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7699	&quot;KICK ME&quot; sign	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7700	oxidized confiscated comic book	0		Effect: "Salad Days", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2014-08"
7701	Vulcanized ghostly confiscated cell phone	0		Effect: "Toothy Grin", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2014-08"
7702	tarnished irradiated pulsating confiscated love note	0		Effect: "Neuroplastici Tea", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2014-08"
7703	wobbly LCD game: Food Eater	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7704	LCD game: Garbage River	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7705	skewed LCD game: Burger Belt	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7706	cyan The Confiscator's Grimoire	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-08", Skill: "Summon Confiscated Things"
7707	chilled oxidized rubber nubbin	0		Effect: "Adorable Lookout", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2014-08"
7708	ghostly lion tamer's supercool rubber cape	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2014-08"
7709	maroon MacGyver's therapeutic hale rosy-cheeked Thor's Pliers	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +20, Maximum MP: +100, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Attacks Can't Miss, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ply Reality", Last Available: "2014-09", Softcore Only: [1-path(Heavy Rains)]
7710	aerosolized polarized candy UFOs	0		Effect: "Rootin' Around", Effect Duration: 66
7711	weightlifter's water wings for babies of the glutton	0		Muscle: +15, Food Drop: +100
7712	twirling beautiful rainbow	0		Last Available: "2014-11", Skill: "Belch The Rainbow"
7713	bite-sized flavorless Strix stix	1	decent	
7714	blinking mirror sizzling vampire pellet of the storm of Gandalf	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +10
7715	practically non-alcoholic lousy non-aged vinegar	1	decent	
7716	supercool unsanitized scalpel	0		Moxie Percent: +20
7717	bouncing ribald gladiator tunica	0		Sleaze Damage: +10
7718	Temple Grandin's Roman sadnals	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Single Equip
7719	olive madius of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100
7720	narrow radiator heater shield of the ox	0		Muscle: +20
7721	oxidized bouncing salt wages	0		Effect: "[1701]Hip to the Jive", Effect Duration: 57
7722	Annie Oakley's centurion helmet	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, atk, cap 25"
7723	pulsating Chroner cross	0		
7724	supercharged pteruges	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, atk, cap 25"
7725	polarized squat Bruno's blessing of Mars	0		Effect: "Sugar Smacks", Effect Duration: 52
7726	deionized flattened Dennis's blessing of Minerva	0		Effect: "Bilious Brawn", Effect Duration: 52
7727	improved blurry Burt's blessing of Bacchus	0		Effect: "Triangle, Man", Effect Duration: 30
7728	energized triple-ionized pulsating Freddie's blessing of Mercury	0		Effect: "Turkey-Agitated", Effect Duration: 44
7729	Chroner trigger	0		
7730	Xi Receiver Unit	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7731	transmission from planet Xi	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7732	Black Bart's Booty	0		Skill: "Pirate Bellow"
7733	Xiblaxian circuitry	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7734	upside-down Xiblaxian polymer	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7735	Xiblaxian alloy	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7736	mirror Xiblaxian crystal	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7737	Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7738	blurry gray Xiblaxian cache locator simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7739	purple upside-down Xiblaxian holo-training simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7740	Xiblaxian direct marketing simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7741	tumbling Xiblaxian holo-buddy simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7742	spinning Xiblaxian encrypted political prisoner	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7743	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth cowl	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7744	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth trousers	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7745	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth vest	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7746	tumbling Xiblaxian holo-schematic: ultraburrito	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7747	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: space whiskey	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7748	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: residence cube	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7749	blurry Xiblaxian holo-schematic: xeno-goggles	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7750	Xiblaxian 5D printer	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7751	gray Xiblaxian holo-bowtie	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2014-09"
7752	savvy Xiblaxian xeno-detection goggles	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-09"
7753	tumbling knitted forbidden Xiblaxian stealth cowl	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Cold Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-09"
7754	family-friendly supercharged Xiblaxian stealth trousers	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2014-09"
7755	shellacked cool Xiblaxian stealth vest	0		Moxie: +5, Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2014-09"
7756	massive moldy Xiblaxian ultraburrito	9	crappy	Last Available: "2014-09"
7757	hand-crafted distilled Xiblaxian space-whiskey	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-09"
7758	teal Xiblaxian residence-cube	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7759	galvanized shaking They liver	0		Effect: "Irresistible Resolve", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2014-09"
7760	decent They liver popsicle	4	good	Last Available: "2014-09"
7761	gray holo-tank	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7762	ghostly purple holo-bomber	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7763	holo-platoon	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7764	twisted residual zeal	1		Effect: "Biologically Shocked", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2014-09"
7765	extremely unsafe Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Drops Items, Last Available: "2014-09"
7766	censurious Da Vinci's brawny defective Golden Mr. Accessory	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Sleaze Resistance: +3
7767	tumbling airplane charter: Conspiracy Island	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-10"
7768	huge one-day ticket to Conspiracy Island	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7769	huge Coinspiracy	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7770	blinking chilly sinister Herculean Personal Ventilation Unit	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Spell Damage: +10, Cold Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-10"
7771	electrified the most dangerous bait	0		Effect: "Cold, Dead Hands", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2014-10"
7772	moldy ghostly &quot;meat&quot; stick	4	crappy	Last Available: "2014-10"
7773	altered squat transdermal smoke patch	1	EPIC	Effect: "Human-Horror Hybrid", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2014-10"
7774	green specialty ammo bandolier	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7775	friendly careful pair of plants of the early riser	0		Monster Level: -10, Familiar Weight: +3, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2014-10"
7776	Da Vinci's smooth Sasq&trade; watch of doom	0		Moxie: +15, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-10", Nonstackable Watch, Rollover Effect Duration: 30
7777	squat quilted occult Herculean smoker's cloak	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Damage Absorption: +40, Last Available: "2014-10"
7778	shaking rosewater-soaked nasty Lo Pan's stiffened camouflage T-shirt	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2014-10"
7779	pressed blurry experimental serum G-9	0		Effect: "There Wolf", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2014-10"
7780	avaricious dangerous heavy-duty clipboard of the empath	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Familiar Weight: +5, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2014-10"
7781	mansplainer's groovy battery-powered drill of chilblains of the boozehound	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Monster Level: +15, Cold Damage: +25, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2014-10"
7782	bland squat limp broccoli	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-10"
7783	Tesla Rosewater's slick hat	0		Moxie: +10, Mysticality Percent: +30, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, 0.5xPotato, cap 31", Last Available: "2014-10"
7784	ionized twirling monkey barf	0		Effect: "Pumped Up", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2014-10"
7785	cold-filtered candy	0		Effect: "Angry Bone", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2014-10"
7786	sizzling Samson's jangly bracelet of doom	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Hot Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2014-10"
7787	blinking supercool cuddly teddy bear	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Overload Teddy Bear", Last Available: "2014-10"
7788	maroon blurry ice-cold Cloaca Zero	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7789	cyan spinning Temple Grandin's Socratic first-aid pouch	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2014-10"
7790	khaki duffel bag	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7791	ionized airborne mutagen	0		Effect: "Eyes All Black", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2014-10"
7792	SHAWARMA Initiative Keycard	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7793	bottle-opener keycard	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7794	Armory keycard	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7795	yummy thick initiative shawarma	5	awesome	Last Available: "2014-10"
7796	flavorless teal warm war shawarma	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-10"
7797	rotten ghostly karma shawarma	4	crappy	Last Available: "2014-10"
7798	artisanal practically non-alcoholic Jungle Juice	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-10"
7799	strong aged Amnesiac Ale	5	awesome	Last Available: "2014-10"
7800	strong mediocre skewed Highest Bitter	5	decent	Last Available: "2014-10"
7801	bouncing Usain Bolt's mercenary pistol of the cheetah	0		Initiative: 140, Last Available: "2014-10"
7802	blinking nasty strapping mercenary rifle	0		Muscle: +5, Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2014-10"
7803	Merc Core Field Manual: Sanity Maintenance	0		Skill: "Hypersane", Last Available: "2014-10"
7804	tumbling Merc Core Field Manual: Intimidation Techniques	0		Skill: "Intimidating Mien", Last Available: "2014-10"
7805	skewed Merc Core challenge coin	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7806	Merc Core deployment orders	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7807	mirror pulsating TI-9000 calculator	0		
7808	spinning unused soap	0		
7809	impure gasoline	0		
7810	Z-Bone steak	0		
7811	viral DNA	0		
7812	tarnished bottlecap	0		
7813	normal seared dino steak	4	good	
7814	high-proof mediocre bottle of drinkin' gas	7	decent	
7815	blurry tumbling handful of napalm	0		
7816	dove DNA	0		
7817	gelatinous meat mass	0		
7818	blurry 99.44% pure math	0		
7819	skewed simple AI	0		
7820	corrupted bird DNA	0		
7821	sentient meat mass	0		
7822	huge tumbling zombie dinosaur egg	0		
7823	ghostly french-fry grabber	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7824	avaricious wool iShield of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +30
7825	fuchsia ghostly stanky lion tamer's friendly earbuds	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Experience (familiar): +2, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
7826	mirror ghostly greedy double-paned vibrating iFlail	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +20
7827	yummy tiny unidentifiable dried fruit	1	awesome	
7828	perfectly mixed weak flat cider	2	EPIC	
7829	miser's reassuring trench lighter of temperance	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2014-10"
7830	activated quadruple-polarized experimental serum P-00	0		Effect: "Spooky Flavor", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2014-10"
7831	military-grade fingernail clippers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7832	teal encrypted micro-cassette recorder	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7833	blurry gore bucket	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7834	pack of smokes	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7835	ESP suppression collar	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7836	GPS-tracking wristwatch	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7837	Project T. L. B.	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7838	Agent Mauve	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7839	yellow special clip: tracers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7840	olive squat special clip: wailers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7841	wobbly special clip: squelchers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7842	shaking special clip: splatterers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7843	narrow special clip: boneburners	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7844	special clip: graveburpers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7845	non-pickled quantum spinning perl necklace	0		Effect: "Emotion Sickness", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2014-12"
7846	altered Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	0		Effect: "Spooky Blur", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2014-12"
7847	aerosolized boiled ruby on canes	0		Effect: "Alpine Mintiness", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2014-12"
7848	decent petit fortran	3	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7849	immense decent java cookie	6	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7850	stale cookie cookie	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7851	rock-hard plastic exo-suited miner	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Last Available: "2014-12"
7852	shaking rosy-cheeked plastic semi-autonomous drill unit	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2014-12"
7853	plastic ambulatory robo-minecart of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2014-12"
7854	fuchsia sinister plastic Crimbot	0		Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2014-12"
7855	groovy plastic Crimbomega	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Last Available: "2014-12"
7856	improved bouncing flask of mining oil	0		Effect: "Ready to Snap", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2014-12"
7857	sharpshooter's radiation-resistant helmet	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7858	foul-smelling servo-assisted exo-pants	0		Stench Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7859	grievous high-energy mining laser of Flo-Jo	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2014-12"
7860	peppermint tailings	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7861	red nugget of Crimbonium	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7862	cylindrical mold	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7863	purple shaking Crimbonium fuel rod	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7864	Petite Paintbrush	0		Adventures: +1
7865	Crimbot schematic: Gun Face	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7866	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7867	huge Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7868	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7869	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7870	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7871	huge Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7872	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7873	huge Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7874	Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7875	shaking Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7876	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7877	bouncing bouncing Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7878	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7879	pulsating Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7880	blurry maroon Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7881	Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7882	wobbly upside-down Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7883	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7884	squat Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7885	spinning Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7886	Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7887	jittery shaking Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7888	narrow Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7889	jittery wobbly Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7890	narrow Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7891	Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7892	bouncing fuchsia Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7893	jittery Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7894	Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7895	maroon ghostly Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7896	squat Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7897	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7898	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7899	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7900	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7901	upside-down Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7902	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7903	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7904	Crimbot schematic: Rocket Skirt	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7905	lime green blinking squat recovered elf magazine	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7906	recovered elf toothbrush	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7907	blurry recovered elf sleeping pills	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7908	wobbly recovered elf underpants	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7909	recovered elf wallet	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7910	recovered elf pocketwatch	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7911	blurry recovered elf photo album	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7912	teal recovered elf smartphone	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7913	Usain Bolt's Jack Frost's grievous Size XI Wizard's Robe	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2014-09"
7914	quadruple-corrupted Bit O' Quail Spleen	0		Effect: "Chock Full o' Nanites", Effect Duration: 30
7915	super-improved mirror Take Eleven Bar	0		Effect: "Crimbo Flavor", Effect Duration: 49
7916	mimeplasm	0		
7917	oxidized huge BOOterfinger	0		Effect: "Hoity Toity", Effect Duration: 40
7918	improved boiled Moonds	0		Effect: "Big Meat Big Prizes", Effect Duration: 57
7919	wet modified Big Punk	0		Effect: "Bear Clawed", Effect Duration: 39
7920	fist turkey outline	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-11"
7921	blinking turkey knuckles	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2014-11"
7922	weak fancy smooth maroon Friendly Turkey	2	awesome	Effect: "Cosmic Flavor", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2014-11"
7923	lousy distilled special wobbly Agitated Turkey	5	decent	Effect: "Violent Night", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2014-11"
7924	bad weak lime green Ambitious Turkey	2	decent	Last Available: "2014-11"
7925	rotten half-sized fancy neutron lollipop	2	crappy	Effect: "L'instinct F&eacute;lin", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2014-12"
7926	acceptable gamma nog	3	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7934	squat sneaky wrapping paper	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7935	Thwaitgold nit statuette	0		
7936	maroon picky tweezers	0		Last Available: "2015-02"
7937	squat squat Crimbo Credit	0		
7938	compressed olive single atom	1	decent	Effect: "Joyful Resolve", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2015-02"
7939	Time Cape	0		Last Available: "2014-11"
7940	Time Cloak	0		Last Available: "2014-11"
7941	sleeve deuce	0		
7942	mirror pocket ace	0		
7943	nastygeist	0		
7944	narrow tooth	0		
7945	table	0		
7946	resourceful vibrating Socratic outlaw bandana	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +50
7947	acceptable whiskey in a broken glass	4	good	
7948	acceptable shot of mescal	3	good	
7949	bad practically non-alcoholic glass of herbal tequila	1	decent	
7950	skewed minin' dynamite	0		
7951	manspreader's plaid cowboy hat of the businessman	0		Monster Level: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "2xLep, 1xBarrr, cap 25"
7952	lasso	0		
7953	smelly Tesla vibrating rusted-out shootin' iron	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
7954	huge rattler rattle	0		
7955	squat bag of money	0		
7956	Crimbo sapling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
7957	even more tinsel	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7958	spinning box of Crimbo decorations	0		
7959	squat letter to Ed the Undying	0		
7960	fuchsia skewed copy of a jerk adventurer's father's diary	0		
7961	blurry smelly Staff of Ed of James Dean of the blizzard of the sweet-tooth	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Candy Drop: +100
7962	pulsating Eye of Ed	0		
7963	amulet	0		
7964	deadly Staff of Fats	0		Weapon Damage: +5
7965	Holy MacGuffin	0		
7966	twirling Ka coin	0		
7967	World's Best Adventurer sash of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100
7968	topiary nugglet	0		
7969	twirling beehive	0		
7970	boning knife	0		
7971	blue Aggressive Carrot	0		Free Pull
7972	powdered green mummified fig	1	decent	Effect: "Icy Composition", Effect Duration: 15
7973	dried ghostly mummified loaf of bread	1	good	
7974	powdered mummified beef haunch	1	good	Effect: "Thunderspell", Effect Duration: 30
7975	cyan linen bandages	0		
7976	cotton bandages	0		
7977	silk bandages	0		
7978	holy spring water	0		
7979	spirit beer	0		
7980	sacramental wine	0		
7981	jittery talisman of Thoth	0		
7982	cure-all	0		
7983	green scandalous Sister Accessory of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +5, Softcore Only
7984	enhanced squat Boosty Juice	0		Effect: "Joy", Effect Duration: 60
7985	upside-down executive scorching parachute	0		Hot Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2015-12"
7986	manspreader's groovy pad	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
7987	spinning fuchsia hardened deadly peeler	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2015-12"
7988	baleful pettipants of the bloodbag	0		Spell Damage: +25, Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2015-12"
7989	resourceful steel-toed panama hat	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2015-12"
7990	up-at-dawn experienced pulsera	0		Experience: +2, Adventures: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
7991	blue Tesla veiny police baton	0		Maximum HP: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2015-12"
7992	huge avaricious inspector's censurious smelly Tesla hale plus-fours	0		Maximum HP: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +15, Meat Drop: +30, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2015-12"
7993	squat mansplainer's electrified porkpie	0		Monster Level: +15, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2015-12"
7994	double-paned Temple Grandin's pepper mill	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2015-12"
7995	chaotic pelerine of courage	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2015-12"
7996	narrow censurious supercool phantom mask	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
7997	altered spinning maroon twirling polyesterene powder	1		Effect: "Icy Composition", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2015-12"
7998	altered upside-down pulsating powder	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
7999	denatured shaking choco-Crimbot	0		Effect: "Liquid Courage", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2014-12"
8000	altered alkaline cold-filtered smart watch	0		Effect: "Fastbreaker", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2014-12"
8001	cold-filtered purple augmented-reality shades	0		Effect: "Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2014-12"
8002	toy Crimbot mega face of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "LIGHT", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
8003	Herculean toy Crimbot power glove	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "ZAP", Last Available: "2014-12"
8004	wool toy Crimbot super fist	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "POW", Last Available: "2014-12"
8005	nippy toy Crimbot rocket legs	0		Cold Damage: +10, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BURN", Last Available: "2014-12"
8006	frozen Crimbot battery	0		Effect: "Chain Chain Chains", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2014-12"
8007	blinking Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	0		Skill: "Rapid Prototyping", Last Available: "2014-12"
8008	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	0		Skill: "Mathematical Precision", Last Available: "2014-12"
8009	bouncing Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency	0		Skill: "Ruthless Efficiency", Last Available: "2014-12"
8010	Mini-Crimbot crate	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
8011	heavy-duty Crimbot aerial	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2014-12"
8012	censurious deadly Crimbomega drive chain of temperance	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: 8, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "LUBE", Last Available: "2014-12"
8013	shaking squat Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	0		Skill: "Rapid Prototyping", Last Available: "2014-12"
8014	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)	0		Skill: "Mathematical Precision", Last Available: "2014-12"
8015	bouncing Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	0		Skill: "Ruthless Efficiency", Last Available: "2014-12"
8016	irradiated ghostly fitness wristband	0		Effect: "Demonic Taint", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2014-12"
8017	magnetized squat flask of tainted mining oil	0		Effect: "Purpose", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2014-12"
8018	ionized corrupted and rain stick	0		Effect: "Brother Smothers's Blessing", Effect Duration: 46
8019	Chateau Mantegna room key	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-01"
8020	spoiled shaking Choco-Mint patty	3	crappy	Last Available: "2015-01"
8021	mediocre watered-down blue hot mint schnocolate	2	decent	Last Available: "2015-01"
8022	compressed homeopathic mint tea	1	decent	Last Available: "2015-01"
8023	muscle stimulator	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8024	foreign language tapes	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8025	bowl of potpourri	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8026	ceiling fan	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8027	antler chandelier	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8028	artificial skylight	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8029	shaking Swiss piggy bank	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8030	continental juice bar	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8031	narrow spinning stationery set	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8032	upside-down calligraphy pen	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-01"
8033	alpine watercolor set	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8034	reassuring tope&eacute; of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Spooky Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, cap 12"
8035	shaking auspicious topiary tights of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +10
8036	pulsating boxer's topiary necktie	0		Muscle Percent: +10
8037	decent huge bowl of topioca	6	good	
8038	mirror topiary skunk	0		
8039	topiary noseplugs	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8040	trusty whip	0		
8041	crumbling skull	0		
8042	wobbly rock	0		
8043	careful pot	0		Monster Level: -10
8044	green extremely unsafe spelunking fedora	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100
8045	wobbly sturdy machete of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20
8046	aromatic shotgun	0		Stench Resistance: +1
8047	brainy boomerang	0		Mysticality: +5
8049	mining helmet of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25
8050	green aromatic X-ray goggles	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Luck: +5
8051	Jeselnik's cape	0		Sleaze Damage: +25
8052	jittery Sinatra's jetpack	0		Experience (Moxie): +5
8053	huge spring boots	0		
8054	mirror spiked boots	0		
8055	savvy pickaxe	0		Mysticality Percent: +20
8056	torch	0		
8057	medical-grade occult [spelunking test kit]	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
8058	skewed cyan plasma rifle of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60
8059	red Bananubis's Staff	0		Luck: -6
8060	careful Annie Oakley's The Joke Book of the Dead	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Monster Level: -10, Luck: -6
8061	jittery The Clown Crown	0		Luck: -6
8062	upside-down coffee cup	0		Luck: -2
8063	tumbling Tales of Spelunking	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8064	monkey statuette	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8065	banana	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8066	mixed tumbling fuchsia	1	crappy	Last Available: "2015-12"
8067	nuggets	0		
8068	ghostly Professor of Spelunkology	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8069	spinning Stembridge sidearm	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8070	warehouse map page	0		
8071	tumbling warehouse inventory page	0		
8072	squat janitor sponge	0		
8073	Spelunker of Fortune	0		Skill: "Speluck", Last Available: "2015-12"
8074	avaricious toasty wicked Spelunker's fedora	0		Spell Damage: +5, Hot Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-12"
8075	red ribald fortified sage Spelunker's whip	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Damage Absorption: +60, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
8076	shaking rosy-cheeked studded arcane researcher's Spelunker's khakis	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-12"
8077	Spelunker's Guild prize sack	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8084	LOLmec statuette	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8085	Spelunker of Fortune (used)	0		Skill: "Speluck"
8086	still-beating spleen	0		
8087	purple Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	0		
8088	jewel	0		
8089	headless sparrow	0		
8090	tumbling mangled squirrel	0		
8091	rat carcass	0		
8092	wicker kickers of the brute of Tarzan	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Experience (Muscle): +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8093	cyan Oprah's wicker slicker of the detective	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2016-12"
8094	chaotic wicker knickers of horror	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
8095	Socratic beefy wicker ticker	0		Muscle: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8096	occult Rosewater's wicker sticker	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
8097	bouncing Sherlock's wicker clicker of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
8098	compressed wobbly upside-down wickerbits	1		Last Available: "2016-12"
8099	blurry electrified boxer's belt	0		Muscle Percent: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8100	wobbly knitted weightlifter's badge	0		Muscle: +15, Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8101	spinning prompt wizardly bowl	0		Mysticality: +25, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2016-12"
8102	spinning avaricious fortified brooch	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8103	purple Annie Oakley's Socratic breeches	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2016-12"
8104	resourceful backpack of the overflowing toilet	0		Maximum MP: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
8105	diluted bits	1		Last Available: "2016-12"
8106	spinning Usain Bolt's energetic anvil	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Initiative: +80, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8107	knitted akubra of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2017-12"
8108	groovy beefy apron	0		Muscle: +10, Moxie Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8109	blinking Jack Frost's ascot of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8110	supercharged attache case of the sewer	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +25, Drops Items, Last Available: "2017-12"
8111	bouncing miser's accordion of the cheetah	0		Meat Drop: +10, Initiative: +60, Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2017-12"
8112	compressed red huge spinning aerosolized	1		Last Available: "2017-12"
8113	Lo Pan's wig of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2017-12"
8114	medical-grade winch crank	0		Item Drop: +5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8115	greasy ruddy widget	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8116	rock-hard wizardly whisk	0		Mysticality: +25, Damage Reduction: 5, Last Available: "2017-12"
8117	nasty walker of the businessman	0		Stench Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8118	frosty rosy-cheeked waders	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2017-12"
8119	vaporized skewed flakes	1		Last Available: "2017-12"
8120	foul-smelling gaiters of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-12"
8121	prompt beefy garland	0		Muscle: +10, Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8122	gunnysack of dire peril of extreme caution	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2018-12"
8123	teal shellacked strapping garibaldi	0		Muscle: +5, Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2018-12"
8124	yellow Sinatra's girdle of the early riser	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Disco Pudge", Last Available: "2018-12"
8125	gloves of the scaredy-cat of the overflowing toilet	0		Monster Level: -15, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8126	distilled fuchsia smithereens	1		Last Available: "2018-12"
8127	blinking Jim Carey's healthy fiberglass fetish	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2018-12"
8128	electrified fiberglass foil of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2018-12"
8129	ribald scandalous fiberglass fannypack	0		Sleaze Damage: 15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8130	jittery flame-retardant Tesla fiberglass frock	0		Hot Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2018-12"
8131	therapeutic forbidden fiberglass fingerguard	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8132	family-friendly supercharged fiberglass fedora	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2018-12"
8133	boiled twirling fiberglass fibers	1		Last Available: "2018-12"
8134	blinking purple bottle of lovebug pheromones	0		Free Pull
8135	winged yeti fur	0		
8136	blinking bouncing spinning talisman of Renenutet	0		
8138	rubber spatula of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50
8139	spoon of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20
8140	fireproof crystalline reamer	0		Hot Resistance: +3
8141	macroplane grater of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20
8142	bastard baster of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50
8143	obsidian nutcracker of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
8144	bouncing talisman of Seshat	0		Free Pull
8145	spinning jittery ruddy sage glass eye	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Single Equip
8146	galvanized galvanized activated invisible potion	0		Effect: "Devil Inside", Effect Duration: 55
8147	time shuriken	0		
8148	double-paned smooth ninjammies of the dark arts	0		Moxie: +15, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Cold Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 0.5xPotato, cap 25", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8149	pickled pressed Glo-Pop	0		Effect: "BOOsted", Effect Duration: 34
8150	irradiated lime green sugar sphere	0		Effect: "Go Get 'Em, Tiger!", Effect Duration: 37
8151	alkaline olive Shrubble Bubble	0		Effect: "Spirit of Alph", Effect Duration: 22
8152	vacuum-sealed non-polarized galvanized upside-down polyeaster egg	0		Effect: "Frog In Your Throat", Effect Duration: 22
8153	chilled super-energized ghostly candy dish	0		Effect: "Be a Mind Master", Effect Duration: 32
8154	polarized unsweetened maroon skewed Spechunky bar	0		Effect: "Flashing Eyes", Effect Duration: 46
8155	aerosolized lime green talisman of Horus	0		Effect: "Rain Dancin'", Effect Duration: 69
8156	blurry check to the Meatsmith	0		
8157	Skeleton Store office key	0		
8158	skewed bone with a price tag on it	0		
8159	half of a tooth	0		
8160	dry irradiated mouse skull	0		Effect: "Izchak's Blessing", Effect Duration: 59
8161	irradiated improved blinking really thick spine	0		Effect: "Slimily Speedy", Effect Duration: 18
8162	wobbly banded baleful skullcap	0		Spell Damage: +25, Damage Absorption: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley,cap 5"
8163	skewed hardy smooth three-legged pants	0		Moxie: +15, Maximum HP: +50, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 25"
8164	squat cyan flame-wreathed remaindered axe of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Hot Spell Damage: +10
8165	low-budget shield	0		
8166	avaricious mansplainer's cr&ecirc;epy mask	0		Monster Level: +15, Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, cap 5"
8167	rotten baguette	4	crappy	
8168	teal ghostly glob of icing	0		
8169	polarized double-polymerized ginger snaps	0		Effect: "Cotton Mouthed", Effect Duration: 40
8170	anodized chilled mostly-broken sunglasses	0		Effect: "Bloodstain-Resistant", Effect Duration: 11
8171	watered-down artisanal unflavored wine cooler	2	EPIC	
8172	ghostly carton of snake milk	1	good	
8173	sewer snake of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15
8174	spoiled big pigeon egg	5	crappy	
8175	purple ribald dog trainer's jaunty feather	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Sleaze Damage: +10
8176	artisanal weak premium malt liquor	2	EPIC	
8177	avaricious rosy-cheeked brown paper pants	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +30
8178	zippy censurious brown paper bag mask	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Initiative: +20
8179	Jim Carey's ring of telling skeletons what to do	0		Monster Level: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tell a Skeleton What To Do", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tell This Skeleton What To Do"
8180	sizzling breadwand	0		Hot Damage: +10
8181	horrifying loafers	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip
8182	Map to Kokomo	0		Free Pull, Skill: "Summon Kokomo Resort Pass"
8183	twirling fuchsia miser's bread basket	0		Meat Drop: +10
8184	Ed the Undying exhibit crate	0		
8185	squat lion tamer's stylish The Crown of Ed the Undying	0		Moxie: +25, Experience (familiar): +2, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Actually Ed the Undying)]
8186	Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic	0		
8187	maroon map to a hidden booze cache	0		
8188	acceptable Cherrytastrophe wine cooler	3	good	
8189	weak tolerable Radberry Rip wine cooler	2	good	
8190	acceptable wobbly Orangemageddon wine cooler	3	good	
8191	practically non-alcoholic aged upside-down narrow Breakfast Blast wine cooler	1	awesome	
8192	artisanal Citrus Crush wine cooler	3	EPIC	
8193	low-calorie stale plain bagel	1	decent	
8194	stale huge glob of cream cheese	9	decent	
8195	adequate green loaf of soda bread	4	good	
8196	stale blue acceptable bagel	4	decent	
8197	adequate tiny standard-issue cupcake	1	good	
8198	fancy bland miniature ultra-deluxe cupcake	2	decent	Effect: "You Can Really Taste the Dormouse", Effect Duration: 50
8199	yellow spinning hypnotic breadcrumbs	0		
8200	adequate half-sized jittery jittery popular tart	2	good	
8201	no-handed pie	0		
8202	energized bouncing Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum	0		Effect: "The Magic of Sharing", Effect Duration: 37
8203	airplane charter: Dinseylandfill	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-04"
8204	tumbling one-day ticket to Dinseylandfill	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8205	green twirling FunFunds&trade;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8206	pulsating smartaleck's expensive camera	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Item Drop: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8207	green sunglasses	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8208	unsweetened tarnished How to Avoid Scams	0		Effect: "Egg-stra Arm", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2015-04"
8209	filthy child leash	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2015-04"
8210	wobbly bag of gross foreign snacks	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8211	bag of park garbage	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8212	grogpagne	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
8213	asbestos-lined Temple Grandin's rigging rope	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2015-04"
8214	mixed spinning upside-down nasty snuff	1	good	Effect: "Hennaliciousness", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2015-04"
8215	squat zippy lion tamer's sewage-clogged pistol	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Initiative: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Sewage Pistol", Last Available: "2015-04"
8216	altered galvanized quadruple-galvanized beard incense	0		Effect: "Vital", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2015-04"
8217	mirror yellow crafty beefcake's perfume-soaked bandana	0		Muscle: +25, Maximum MP: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8218	shaking toxic globule	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8219	spoiled toxo	4	crappy	Last Available: "2015-04"
8220	delicious Lemonade-235	4	awesome	Last Available: "2015-04"
8221	lard-coated isotophat of courage	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-04"
8222	stylish Three Mile Island shorts of the glutton	0		Moxie: +25, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2015-04"
8223	perfumed hale toxic mop	0		Maximum HP: +20, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2015-04"
8224	teal inert sludgepuppy	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8225	skewed pulsating lead collar	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2015-04"
8226	blurry jar of swamp honey	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8227	family-friendly reassuring backwoods banjo of the detective	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2015-04"
8228	mirror grody jug	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8229	greasy stanky hardy ratskin pajama pants	0		Maximum HP: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-04", Rollover Effect Duration: 40
8230	ionized ionized diffused turtle voicebox	0		Effect: "Sweet and Green", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2015-04"
8231	Usain Bolt's chaotic fake washboard of temperance	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2015-04"
8232	scorching smartaleck's Dinsey's oculus	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8233	dog trainer's Dinsey's radar dish	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2015-04"
8234	toasty arcane researcher's Dinsey's pizza cutter	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2015-04"
8235	Sinatra's Dinsey's brain of the blizzard	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-04"
8236	pulsating resourceful Dinsey's glove of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Maximum MP: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8237	cyan shellacked groovy Dinsey's pants	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2015-04"
8238	brain preservation fluid	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8239	keycard &alpha;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8240	jittery keycard &beta;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8241	keycard &gamma;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8242	keycard &delta;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8243	complimentary Dinsey refreshments	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8244	jittery spinning lube-shoes of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2015-04"
8245	narrow trash net	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8246	wool deadly Dinsey mascot mask of horror	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2015-04"
8247	decent small tumbling maroon Dinsey food-cone	2	good	Last Available: "2015-04"
8248	delicious red squat Dinsey Whinskey	4	awesome	Last Available: "2015-04"
8249	polymerized moist shaking Dinsey face paint	0		Effect: "Peppermint Bite", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2015-04"
8250	chilly fannypack of the overflowing toilet	0		Cold Damage: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2015-04"
8251	Oprah's forbidden occult razor-sharp savvy garbage sticker of the sewer	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spell Damage Percent: 75, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Stench Damage: +25, Drops Meat, Last Available: "2015-04"
8252	sharpshooter's brainy hazmat helmet of James Dean of the sewer of horror	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience (Moxie): +3, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-04"
8253	spinning Scratch-and-Sniff Guide to Dinseylandfill	0		Skill: "Olfactory Burnout", Last Available: "2015-04"
8254	mirror Trash, a Memoir	0		Skill: "Garbage Nova", Last Available: "2015-04"
8255	bouncing Dinsey Maintenance Manual	0		Skill: "Dinsey Operations Expert", Last Available: "2015-04"
8256	Dinsey tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8257	irradiated squat nasty gum	0		Effect: "Turtle Power", Effect Duration: 16
8258	upside-down Wart Dinsey: An Afterlife	0		Skill: "Rotten Memories"
8259	tumbling The Lot's engagement ring of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Propose To Your Opponent"
8260	Mayo Clinic	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8261	Mayonex	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8262	Mayodiol	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8263	skewed Mayostat	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8264	gray Mayozapine	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8265	Mayoflex	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8266	green flame-retardant electrified extremely unsafe miracle whip of the boozehound	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Hot Resistance: +1, Booze Drop: +100, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8267	blurry fireproof sphygmayomanometer	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8268	tomayohawk-style reflex hammer	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8269	bouncing mayo lance	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8270	small decent unappetizing mayolus	2	good	Last Available: "2015-05"
8271	decent uninteresting mayolus	4	good	Last Available: "2015-05"
8272	flavorless acceptable mayolus	4	decent	Last Available: "2015-05"
8273	bland spinning enticing mayolus	4	decent	Last Available: "2015-05"
8274	half-sized decent narrow mouth-watering mayolus	2	good	Last Available: "2015-05"
8275	newly-hatched mayonnaise wasp	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8276	wobbly mayo pump	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8277	Essence of Bear	0		Skill: "Bear Essence"
8278	aged Afternoon Delight	3	awesome	Last Available: "2015-04"
8279	Kokomo Resort Chip	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8280	Golden Kokomo Resort Chip	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8281	Vulcanized Kokomo Resort Brand Suntan Oil	0		Effect: "Celestial Sheen", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2025-08"
8282	Kokomo Resort Order Pad	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8283	The Cocktail Shaker	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8284	enhanced blurry Kokomo Resort Pass	0		Effect: "Held Closer", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2025-08"
8285	blurry upside-down Mayo Minder&trade;	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8286	vacuum-sealed modified jittery Mayo de Mayo&trade; mayo	0		Effect: "Ripping, Dripping", Effect Duration: 62
8287	puck	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-06"
8288	skewed kill screen	0		Random Monster Modifiers: +1, Last Available: "2015-06"
8289	boxing gloves	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8290	reassuring dice ring	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip
8291	dice belt buckle of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Single Equip
8292	spinning red beefy dice-print pajama pants	0		Muscle: +10
8293	smelly dice-shaped backpack	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10
8294	smooth dice-print do-rag	0		Moxie: +15
8295	jittery dice sunglasses of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Single Equip
8296	Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette	0		
8297	deionized dice	0		Effect: "Healthy Bronze Glow", Effect Duration: 66
8298	shaking pixel	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8299	pixel coin	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8300	enhanced pulsating power pill	0		Effect: "Whippin' It Good", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2015-06"
8301	dry altered pixel star	0		Effect: "In the Limelight", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2015-06"
8302	decent pixel banana	4	good	Last Available: "2015-06"
8303	artisanal pixel beer	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-06"
8304	twirling puck with a bow on it	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-06"
8305	skewed pumps	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8306	deionized triple-warmed sludgesicle	0		Effect: "Sinuses For Miles", Effect Duration: 50
8307	alkaline wobbly upside-down &Uuml;berraschthexengebr&auml;u	0		Effect: "Gyromitra Gymnastics", Effect Duration: 61
8308	concentrated squat piggy tattoo	0		Effect: "Partially Ghosted", Effect Duration: 12
8309	magnetized baggie of regular-sized tardigrades	0		Effect: "Chalk Outline", Effect Duration: 16
8310	colloidal blurry .epub file	0		Effect: "Virgo Rising", Effect Duration: 65
8311	triple-liquefied boiled BUBBLE GUM	0		Effect: "Nothing Is Impossible", Effect Duration: 40
8312	enhanced pressed huge hustler shades	0		Effect: "This Is Where You're a Viking", Effect Duration: 12
8313	tarnished wobbly jerky stick	0		Effect: "Nature's Bounty", Effect Duration: 31
8314	boiled tarnished wobbly costume rental shop	0		Effect: "Feet of Watermelon", Effect Duration: 69
8315	quadruple-wet muscle oil	0		Effect: "Well-Oiled", Effect Duration: 45
8316	moist shaking bottle of Red-Out	0		Effect: "Cookie Backup", Effect Duration: 28
8317	aerosolized concentrated mirror pickpocket protector	0		Effect: "Haunted Liver", Effect Duration: 38
8318	denatured upside-down sinister-looking cat	0		Effect: "In Vino Vires", Effect Duration: 56
8319	vacuum-sealed chilled chilled red jazzy cigarette holder	0		Effect: "Mucilaginous Mentalism", Effect Duration: 22
8320	vacuum-sealed twirling blinking blue one glove	0		Effect: "Healthy Red Glow", Effect Duration: 40
8321	adjusted denatured glove	0		Effect: "Boo Tea", Effect Duration: 67
8322	polarized skewed bouncing handful of fire	0		Effect: "Work For Hours a Week", Effect Duration: 13
8323	electrified upside-down Cracklin' Oat Bran	0		Effect: "Heightened Senses", Effect Duration: 30
8324	enhanced frozen disposable lighter	0		Effect: "Mer-kindliness", Effect Duration: 18
8325	ionized coal contact lenses	0		Effect: "Hammered", Effect Duration: 39
8326	dry tumbling conjured ice cream	0		Effect: "Bonelording", Effect Duration: 43
8327	quadruple-energized deionized Iceberglar scarf	0		Effect: "Using Protection", Effect Duration: 43
8328	vacuum-sealed huge icy hairspray	0		Effect: "Little Mouse Skull Buddy", Effect Duration: 14
8329	dry skewed smellbook	0		Effect: "Oh Snap", Effect Duration: 60
8330	diffused narrow green assassin's cheese knife	0		Effect: "Lemon Enlightenment", Effect Duration: 61
8331	dry concentrated filthy armor	0		Effect: "Eau de Tortue", Effect Duration: 48
8332	magnetized triple-aerosolized plague pie	0		Effect: "Human-Human Hybrid", Effect Duration: 62
8333	altered irradiated denatured green batarang	0		Effect: "Purity of Spirit", Effect Duration: 21
8334	ionized wobbly jittery spare neck bolts	0		Effect: "damage.enh", Effect Duration: 48
8335	polarized squat grease trap	0		Effect: "Wet and Greedy", Effect Duration: 54
8336	polarized purple shamanic ham	0		Effect: "Human-Slime Hybrid", Effect Duration: 25
8337	pickled porkpocket	0		Effect: "Brother Corsican's Blessing", Effect Duration: 52
8338	aerosolized Leonard's glasses	0		Effect: "Ten out of Ten", Effect Duration: 27
8339	dry ionized warehouse walkie-talkie	0		Effect: "Bark of the Dog", Effect Duration: 47
8340	triple-galvanized extra-deionized maroon janitor's mop	0		Effect: "Patched In", Effect Duration: 17
8341	boiled pulsating warehouse clerk's glasses	0		Effect: "Cold Hard Skin", Effect Duration: 22
8342	energized liquefied baloney rotgut	0		Effect: "Burning Tongue", Effect Duration: 53
8343	diffused improved upside-down carton of gaspers	0		Effect: "Egg Burps", Effect Duration: 51
8344	diffused tarnished deionized bronze polish	0		Effect: "Quadrilled", Effect Duration: 14
8345	boiled blinking green crident	0		Effect: "Hopped Up on Goofballs", Effect Duration: 34
8346	quantum mirror totally sweet mohawk helmet	0		Effect: "Vitamin-Maxed", Effect Duration: 60
8347	unsweetened alkaline squat spray chrome	0		Effect: "Can't Smell Nothin'", Effect Duration: 31
8348	chilled bouncing filthy monkey head	0		Effect: "Hopped Up on Goofballs", Effect Duration: 34
8349	chilled huge hand of cards	0		Effect: "Puzzle Fury", Effect Duration: 12
8350	quadruple-anodized activated shaking damp bar rag	0		Effect: "Enraged", Effect Duration: 67
8351	cold-filtered quadruple-improved warmed shaking lump of goofball ore	0		Effect: "Mushroom Might", Effect Duration: 62
8352	denatured ghostly bouncing skeleton beans	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Stinking Alphredo&trade;", Effect Duration: 11
8353	Vulcanized grimy lab coat	0		Effect: "One For Tea", Effect Duration: 69
8354	pickled denatured shaking nursery rhyme	0		Effect: "Broken Bone Nubs", Effect Duration: 30
8355	aerosolized ionized iron torso box	0		Effect: "Whitened Teeth", Effect Duration: 15
8356	moist mercenary headband	0		Effect: "Fiery Spirit", Effect Duration: 16
8357	colloidal deionized huge radioactive spider venom	0		Effect: "Tingling Feeling", Effect Duration: 13
8358	anodized upside-down x-ray mirror	0		Effect: "Super Speed", Effect Duration: 21
8359	tarnished modified wrestling mask	0		Effect: "Banono", Effect Duration: 48
8360	alkaline cold-filtered pulsating tumbling hawkface potion	0		Effect: "Fishy Fortification", Effect Duration: 15
8361	concentrated cyan child-sized dracula cloak	0		Effect: "Knightlife", Effect Duration: 49
8362	adjusted squat devil-summoning hat	0		Effect: "Sourpuss", Effect Duration: 60
8363	super-polymerized blue shopkeeper beard	0		Effect: "Dreadful Smell", Effect Duration: 21
8364	concentrated red blinking alien autoautopsy kit	0		Effect: "Stinky Weapon", Effect Duration: 63
8365	colloidal novelty fruit hat	0		Effect: "Muscle Unbound", Effect Duration: 33
8366	activated colloidal invisibility cream	0		Effect: "Purpose", Effect Duration: 57
8367	wet blinking huge handful of stubble	0		Effect: "Sweet and Yellow", Effect Duration: 36
8368	wet liquefied garbage juice slurpee	0		Effect: "Remaining Alive", Effect Duration: 67
8369	Vulcanized quantum denatured plunge-leg	0		Effect: "Flaming Weapon", Effect Duration: 54
8370	ionized funky eyepatch	0		Effect: "Blessing of Squirtlcthulli", Effect Duration: 47
8371	aerosolized activated bucket of fish juice	0		Effect: "Coated Arms", Effect Duration: 58
8372	vacuum-sealed galvanized flashy pirate dreadlocks	0		Effect: "Painted-On Bikini", Effect Duration: 65
8373	non-boiled captured boozles	0		Effect: "Unusual Fashion Sense", Effect Duration: 52
8374	wet drinks tray	0		Effect: "Healthy Red Glow", Effect Duration: 69
8375	concentrated aerosolized upside-down tumbling eyebrow lifter	0		Effect: "Three Days Slow", Effect Duration: 26
8376	gray submarine	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8377	flavorless pixel lemon	4	decent	Last Available: "2015-06"
8378	bad pixel daiquiri	4	decent	Last Available: "2015-06"
8379	super-cold-filtered double-cold-filtered maroon power pill	0		Effect: "Uncaged Power", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2015-06"
8380	wet pixel potion	0		Effect: "Kernel Panic!", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2015-06"
8381	huge huge Pack of Every Card	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-07"
8382	Deck of Every Card	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8383	popular part	0		
8384	spinning bubblegum heart	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8385	cubic zirconia	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8386	valuable coin	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8387	huge mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8388	mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8389	mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8390	mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8391	mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8392	gift card	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8393	squat hermit factoid	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8394	The Emperor's dry cleaning	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8395	spinning hardened The Emperor's new hat	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2015-07"
8396	bouncing rosewater-soaked The Emperor's new shirt	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2015-07"
8397	rock-hard The Emperor's new pants	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Last Available: "2015-07"
8398	Van der Graaf lead pipe of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8399	wicked Da Vinci's rope	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spell Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8400	upside-down Jim Carey's wrench of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Monster Level: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8401	mirror mirror blinking Rosewater's candlestick of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Mysticality Percent: +30, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8402	family-friendly asbestos-lined knife	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8403	wobbly ghostly hale Newton's revolver	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum HP: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8404	1952 Mickey Mantle card	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8405	skewed talking spade	0		Free Pull
8406	savory dry noodles	0		
8407	gigantic stale pestopiary	10	decent	
8408	magnetized improved ectoplasmic orbs	0		Effect: "Tin, Man", Effect Duration: 39
8409	rotten crudles	4	crappy	
8410	miniature flavorless agnolotti arboli	2	decent	
8411	miniature adequate spaghetti with ghost balls	2	good	
8412	adequate thick twirling succulent marrow	5	good	
8413	normal salacious crumbs	4	good	
8414	delicious fusilli marrownarrow	3	awesome	
8415	tasty upside-down suggestive strozzapreti	3	awesome	
8416	lime green Mountain Stream gastrique	0		
8417	tasty twirling Mt. McLargeHuge oyster	4	awesome	
8418	squat oyster sauce	0		
8419	rotten linguini immondizia bianco	3	crappy	
8420	bland upside-down shells a la shellfish	3	decent	
8421	Jick's autograph	0		
8422	high-temperature mining drill	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8423	unsmoothed velvet	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8424	cyan 1,970 carat	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8425	maroon New Age healing crystal	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8426	shaking Volcoino	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8427	skewed upside-down fizzing spore pod	0		
8428	spore pod	0		
8429	veiny spore pod	0		
8430	hard spore pod	0		
8431	jittery spore pod	0		
8432	hot spore pod	0		
8433	mirror cool spore pod	0		
8434	jingling spore pod	0		
8435	zippy LavaCo Lamp&trade; of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2015-08", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8436	LavaCo Lamp&trade; of the empath of the sewer	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-08", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8437	avaricious chaotic LavaCo Lamp&trade;	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2015-08", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8438	mirror thin wire	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8439	yellow spinning insulated wire	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8440	upside-down cyan empty lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8441	lime green full lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8442	viscous lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8443	lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8444	olive lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8445	mirror lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8446	SMOOCH bottlecap	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
8447	blurry uncapped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8448	tumbling uncapped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8449	uncapped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8450	skewed capped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8451	capped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8452	capped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8453	heat-resistant sheet	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8454	LavaCo&trade; Lamp housing	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8455	narrow New Age crystal	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8456	narrow crystalline light bulb	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8457	broken high-temperature mining drill	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8458	frightening experienced high-temperature mining mask	0		Experience: +2, Spooky Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-08"
8459	family-friendly Oprah's fireproof megaphone	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2015-08"
8460	bite-sized rotten mineapple	1	crappy	Last Available: "2015-08"
8461	hand-crafted Gold Velvet&trade; whiskey	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-08"
8462	SMOOCH soda	1	good	Last Available: "2015-08"
8463	normal smelted roe	4	good	Last Available: "2015-08"
8464	practically non-alcoholic lousy red lavawater	1	decent	Last Available: "2015-08"
8465	double-pickled basaltamander tongue	0		Effect: "Disco Inferno", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2015-08"
8466	arcane researcher's Sinatra's lavalarva of the detective	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2015-08"
8467	Van der Graaf smooth lava balaclava of temperance	0		Moxie: +15, Sleaze Resistance: +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2015-08"
8468	energetic basaltamander buckler of the brazier of mayonnaise	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2015-08"
8469	polymerized wobbly lava globs	0		Effect: "Jittery", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2015-08"
8470	bland tiny maroon gooey lava globs	1	decent	Last Available: "2015-08"
8471	boxer's lava-proof pants of the bloodbag	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2015-08"
8472	heat-resistant necktie of doom of the cheetah	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8473	red rosewater-soaked razor-sharp heat-resistant gloves of the blizzard	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8474	tasty very hot lunch	3	awesome	Last Available: "2015-08"
8475	weak mediocre jittery asbestos thermos	2	decent	Last Available: "2015-08"
8476	concentrated ionized liquid rhinestones	0		Effect: "Coming Up Roses", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2015-08"
8477	massive normal disco biscuit	7	good	Last Available: "2015-08"
8478	perfectly mixed weak twirling Quaatorade&trade;	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-08"
8479	blinking pulsating double-paned energetic thinker's biker's hat	0		Mysticality: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Cold Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2015-08"
8480	spinning blurry rosewater-soaked lard-coated sage feathered headdress	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2015-08"
8481	twirling Newton's electrician's hardhat of wisdom of the brute	0		Mysticality: +15, Muscle Percent: +30, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2015-08"
8482	Lava Miner's Daughter	0		Skill: "Asbestos Heart", Last Available: "2015-08"
8483	lime green Psycho From The Heat	0		Skill: "Pyromania", Last Available: "2015-08"
8484	The Firegate Tapes	0		Skill: "Firegate", Last Available: "2015-08"
8485	&quot;DEBBIE&quot; tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8486	one-day ticket to That 70s Volcano	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8487	airplane charter: That 70s Volcano	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-08"
8488	jittery Manual of Numberology	0		Skill: "Calculate the Universe"
8489	New Age hurting crystal	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8490	grievous smooth velvet pants	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2015-08"
8491	twirling smooth velvet shirt of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-08"
8492	upside-down lime green smooth velvet hat of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2015-08"
8493	stanky smooth velvet pocket square	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8494	skewed wizardly smooth velvet socks	0		Mysticality: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8495	smooth velvet hanky of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8496	wicked The One Mood Ring of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Spell Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8497	lime green Mr. Choch's bone	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8498	Mr. Cheeng's 'stache	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8499	Saturday Night thermometer	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8500	blinking huge the tongue of Smimmons	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8501	mirror Raul's guitar pick	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8502	shaking Pener's crisps	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8503	squat signed deuce	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8504	Lavalos core	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8505	upside-down half-melted hula girl	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8506	glass ceiling fragments	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8507	boiled SMOOCH coffee cup	1	good	Last Available: "2015-08"
8508	Vulcanized activated blue narrow labrador cookie	0		Effect: "Bilious Brawn", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2015-08"
8509	double-paned fortified cool Mr. Cheeng's spectacles	0		Moxie: +5, Damage Absorption: +60, Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Drops Items, Last Available: "2015-08"
8510	Sherlock's Newton's grease cannon	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2015-08"
8511	vacuum-sealed denatured demon makeup kit	0		Effect: "Spookypants", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2015-08"
8512	energetic hale grievous love	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2015-08"
8513	tumbling perfumed careful Pener's drumstick of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Monster Level: -10, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2015-08"
8514	veiny banded deuce cape	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2015-08"
8515	reassuring ruddy Lavalos's shell of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2015-08"
8516	banded smartaleck's smooth velvet bra	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Damage Absorption: +100, Last Available: "2015-08"
8517	zippy auspicious SMOOCH bracers	0		Item Drop: +10, Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8518	energetic SMOOCH kneepads	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8519	ghostly lime green personal trainer's SMOOCH spaulders	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8520	green Newton's smooth SMOOCH codpiece	0		Moxie: +15, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 20", Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8521	blinking zippy SMOOCH breastplate	0		Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8522	superduperheated	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8523	upside-down fused fuse	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8524	superheated	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8525	adequate thick twirling blue lava cake	5	good	Last Available: "2015-08"
8526	miniature bland pink slime	2	decent	
8527	purple mirror Devil's Elbow Hot Sauce	0		
8528	Special&trade; Sauce	0		
8529	decent devil hair pasta	3	good	
8530	half-sized bland twirling spagecialetti	2	decent	
8531	squat Salsa Libre	0		
8532	good gravy	0		
8533	illicit fish sauce	0		
8534	rotten gigantic skewed skewed libertagliatelle	7	crappy	
8535	flavorless turkish mostaccioli	3	decent	
8536	normal mirror linguini of the sea	3	good	
8537	flattened Hersey&trade; SMOOCH	0		Effect: "Patience of the Tortoise", Effect Duration: 40
8539	blinking Alexy sauce	0		
8540	rainbow sauce	0		
8541	drug cocktail sauce	0		
8542	yummy bouncing lime green Fettris	4	awesome	
8543	adequate spinning upside-down fusillocybin	4	good	
8544	moldy miniature prescription noodles	2	crappy	
8545	diluted huge blood-drive sticker	1	decent	
8546	corrupted pulsating pulsating bag of grain	0		Effect: "Pie in the Sky", Effect Duration: 21
8547	aerosolized huge skewed pocket maze	0		Effect: "Bestial Sympathy", Effect Duration: 61
8548	alkaline warmed wobbly shady shades	0		Effect: "Flamibili Tea", Effect Duration: 12
8549	enhanced deionized purple squeaky toy rose	0		Effect: "Blessing of Squirtlcthulli", Effect Duration: 26
8550	decent weird gazelle steak	3	good	
8551	tasty squat sausage without a cause	3	awesome	
8552	super-tarnished blurry face paint	0		Effect: "Kindly Resolve", Effect Duration: 23
8553	drinkable bouncing emergency margarita	3	good	
8554	artisanal spirit-forward vintage smart drink	5	super ultra EPIC	
8555	a ten-percent bonus	0		
8556	Thwaitgold termite statuette	0		
8557	skewed The Emperor's new cookie	0		
8558	deionized Wickers bar	0		Effect: "Creepin' Up on You", Effect Duration: 20
8559	diffused altered bouncing mirror bakelite-covered bacon	0		Effect: "Mmmmmelon", Effect Duration: 63
8560	magnetized non-liquefied blurry Aerheads	0		Effect: "Can Has Cyborger", Effect Duration: 43
8561	boiled Wrotz	0		Effect: "Human-Hippy Hybrid", Effect Duration: 38
8562	ionized red Gabarbar	0		Effect: "Human-Elf Hybrid", Effect Duration: 56
8563	triple-warmed super-galvanized fiberglass insulation	0		Effect: "Sizzling with Fury", Effect Duration: 51
8564	twirling shrine to the Barrel god	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-09"
8565	greasy lion tamer's educational barrel lid	0		Experience: +1, Experience (familiar): +2, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-09"
8566	Van der Graaf dangerous barrel hoop earring of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Weapon Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-09"
8567	squat twirling careful Annie Oakley's beefcake's bankruptcy barrel	0		Muscle: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Monster Level: -10, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-09"
8568	firkin	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8569	normal barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8570	tun	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8571	twirling weathered barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8572	squat barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8573	lime green barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8574	blurry moist barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8575	rotting barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8576	mouldering barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8577	barnacled barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8578	perfectly mixed wobbly bottle of Amontillado	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-09"
8579	extra-dry hand-crafted barrel-aged martini	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-09"
8580	stale big barrel pickle	5	decent	Last Available: "2015-09"
8581	normal jumbo upside-down barrel cracker	5	good	Last Available: "2015-09"
8582	diluted skewed blurry vibrating mushroom	1	decent	Effect: "Oiled Skin", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2015-09"
8583	compressed olive mushroom	1	good	Last Available: "2015-09"
8584	foul-smelling KoL Con 12-gauge	0		Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-09"
8585	Golden Mr. Eh? of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2015-09"
8586	shaking wobbly manspreader's barrel gun	0		Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2015-09"
8587	barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8588	barrel beryl	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8589	half-sized normal water log	2	good	Last Available: "2015-09"
8590	avaricious barrelhead of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2015-09"
8591	blue nasty clever bottoms of the barrel	0		Maximum MP: +20, Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2015-09"
8592	chest barrel of dire peril of vim and vigor	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2015-09"
8593	olive bung spigot	0		Equips On: "Lil' Barrel Mimic"
8594	ghostly auspicious quilted double barreled barrel gun	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2015-09"
8595	knitted triple barreled barrel gun of vim and vigor of Leguizamo	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Monster Level: +20, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2015-09"
8596	Usain Bolt's extremely unsafe barrel beryl choker	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2015-09"
8597	Usain Bolt's stiffened barrel beryl nose ring	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2015-09"
8598	studded wicked barrel beryl ring	0		Spell Damage: +5, Damage Absorption: +80, Last Available: "2015-09"
8599	squat mirror map to the Biggest Barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8600	potted tea tree	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8601	galvanized diffused cuppa Flamibili tea	0		Effect: "Booze Goozles", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2015-09"
8602	dry polymerized cuppa Yet tea	0		Effect: "Mo' Hobo", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2015-09"
8603	improved blurry cuppa Boo tea	0		Effect: "Broberry Brotality", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2015-09"
8604	enhanced cuppa Nas tea	0		Effect: "Wet and Greedy", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2015-09"
8605	super-vacuum-sealed denatured activated cuppa Improprie tea	0		Effect: "Jacked In", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2015-09"
8606	magnetized nitrogenated cuppa Frost tea	0		Effect: "Big", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2015-09"
8607	super-magnetized spinning cuppa Toast tea	0		Effect: "Nuts about Candy", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2015-09"
8608	wet colloidal mirror narrow cuppa Net tea	0		Effect: "Takin' It Greasy", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2015-09"
8609	colloidal lime green cuppa Proprie tea	0		Effect: "Arse-a'fire", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2015-09"
8610	corrupted quantum double-frozen cuppa Morbidi tea	0		Effect: "Wax On Your Shoes", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2015-09"
8611	nitrogenated alkaline quadruple-energized cuppa Chari tea	0		Effect: "Cute Vision", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2015-09"
8612	cold-filtered spinning cuppa Serendipi tea	0		Effect: "Singer's Faithful Ocelot", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2015-09"
8613	warmed huge cuppa Feroci tea	0		Effect: "Shrimpin' Ain't Easy", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2015-09"
8614	altered quantum cuppa Physicali tea	0		Effect: "Baconstoned", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2015-09"
8615	energized vacuum-sealed blinking cuppa Wit tea	0		Effect: "5 Pounds Lighter", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2015-09"
8616	colloidal diffused cuppa Neuroplastici tea	0		Effect: "Smoky Third Eye", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2015-09"
8617	super-boiled warmed cuppa Dexteri tea	0		Effect: "Hot Jellied", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2015-09"
8618	alkaline mirror spinning cuppa Flexibili tea	0		Effect: "One Foot Heavier", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2015-09"
8619	boiled warmed spinning teal cuppa Impregnabili tea	0		Effect: "All Is Forgiven", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2015-09"
8620	dry cuppa Obscuri tea	0		Effect: "Tomato Power", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2015-09"
8621	electrified shaking cuppa Irritabili tea	0		Effect: "Helping Comes Second", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2015-09"
8622	electrified corrupted cuppa Mediocri tea	0		Effect: "Super Speed", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2015-09"
8623	boiled polarized cuppa Loyal tea	0		Effect: "Enraged", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2015-09"
8624	dehydrated narrow purple spinning cuppa Activi tea	1	awesome	Last Available: "2015-09"
8625	modified cuppa Cruel tea	1		Last Available: "2015-09"
8626	polymerized moist mirror twirling lime green cuppa Alacri tea	0		Effect: "init.enh", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2015-09"
8627	ionized cuppa Vitali tea	0		Effect: "Burning Tongue", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2015-09"
8628	colloidal super-galvanized Vulcanized squat cuppa Mana tea	0		Effect: "Gleaming White Teeth", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2015-09"
8629	irradiated altered quantum cuppa Monstrosi tea	0		Effect: "Eggs-tra Sensory Perception", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2015-09"
8630	chilled cuppa Twen tea	0		Effect: "Punch Another Day", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2015-09"
8631	super-moist tarnished mirror cuppa Gill tea	0		Effect: "Electrolit Up", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2015-09"
8632	pressed blue cuppa Uncertain tea	0		Effect: "It's Soporiffic!", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2015-09"
8633	cuppa Voraci tea	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8634	maroon cuppa Sobrie tea	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8635	cuppa Royal tea	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8636	boiled yellow cuppa Craft tea	0		Effect: "Bells in the Batfry", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2015-09"
8637	wet cuppa Insani tea	0		Effect: "Chief Executive Optimism", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2015-09"
8638	skewed wool manspreader's wizardly Royal scepter	0		Mysticality: +25, Monster Level: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2015-09", Rollover Effect Duration: 5
8639	doghouse	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-10"
8640	Ghost Dog Chow	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8641	stale special bowl of eyeballs	3	decent	Effect: "Become Superficially interested", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2015-10"
8642	toothsome bowl of mummy guts	3	awesome	Last Available: "2015-10"
8643	moldy bowl of maggots	3	crappy	Last Available: "2015-10"
8644	acceptable weak blurry blood and blood	2	good	Last Available: "2015-10"
8645	drinkable fortified Jack-O-Lantern beer	5	good	Last Available: "2015-10"
8646	mediocre zombie	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-10"
8647	lime green Telltale&trade; rubber heart	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8648	wind-up spider	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8649	blurry plastic nightmare troll	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8650	gray mirror tennis ball	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8651	nippy extremely unsafe crown of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Cold Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xGhuol, cap 27"
8652	ear poison	0		
8653	purple stink-penny	0		
8654	avaricious coward's smartaleck's hawk	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Monster Level: -20, Meat Drop: +30
8655	spoiled hamlet sandwich	3	crappy	
8656	squat Othello's military jacket of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20
8657	Othello's dagger of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
8658	rock-hard Othello's handkerchief	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Single Equip
8659	Vulcanized concentrated nitrogenated blue spinning bowl of Jeal-O	0		Effect: "Okee-Dokee Go!", Effect Duration: 23
8660	squat grip key	0		
8661	How to Play Othello	0		
8662	tumbling resourceful wicked Socratic ghostly dagger	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spell Damage: +5, Maximum MP: +50
8663	delicious ghost beer	4	awesome	
8664	Othello set of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25
8665	rotten tomato	0		
8666	Twelve Night Energy	0		
8667	lightning-fast dog trainer's padded Yorick	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Experience (familiar): +1, Initiative: +40
8668	rose	0		
8669	tulip	0		
8670	mirror blinking tulip	0		
8671	tulip	0		
8672	Walford's bucket	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8673	Wal-Mart gift certificate	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8674	airplane charter: The Glaciest	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-11"
8675	pulsating one-day ticket to The Glaciest	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8676	liquefied shoulder-warming lotion	0		Effect: "The Magic of LOV", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2015-11"
8677	spoiled iceberg lettuce	4	crappy	Last Available: "2015-11"
8678	bad ice wine	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-11"
8679	chilly arcane researcher's slick Wal-Mart snowglobe	0		Moxie: +10, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2015-11"
8680	squat inspector's aromatic smartaleck's Wal-Mart nametag	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Stench Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2015-11"
8681	rosy-cheeked quilted Wal-Mart overalls of the overflowing toilet	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2015-11"
8682	olive pulsating To Build an Igloo	0		Skill: "Refusal to Freeze", Last Available: "2015-11"
8683	cyan The Chill of the Wild	0		Skill: "Beardfreeze", Last Available: "2015-11"
8684	Cold Fang	0		Skill: "Frost Bite", Last Available: "2015-11"
8685	Wal-Mart tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8686	bouncing perfect ice cube	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8687	shaking The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide	0		Skill: "Perfect Freeze", Last Available: "2015-11"
8688	huge occult bellhop's hat	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 0.75xBarrr, cap 30", Last Available: "2015-11"
8689	mediocre ice porter	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-11", Wiki Name: "ice porter (drink)"
8690	chilled pickled exotic travel brochure	0		Effect: "Familial Ties", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2015-11"
8691	bag of foreign bribes	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8692	ionized teal shampoo-conditioner	0		Effect: "The Halls of Muscularity", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2015-11"
8693	shaking hotel minibar key	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8694	ice hotel bell	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8695	blue Martialest Arts trophy	0		Last Available: "2016-01"
8696	boiled upside-down spinning medicinal herbs	1		Last Available: "2016-01"
8697	immense rotten bouncing ice rice	7	crappy	Last Available: "2016-01"
8698	aged iced plum wine	3	awesome	Last Available: "2016-01"
8699	Tesla steel-toed deadly training belt	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Damage Reduction: 9, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-01"
8700	chaotic boxer's slick training legwarmers	0		Moxie: +10, Muscle Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-01"
8701	vibrating boxer's training helmet of doom	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2016-01"
8702	gray training scroll:  Shattering Punch	0		Skill: "Shattering Punch", Last Available: "2016-01"
8703	blurry training scroll:  Snokebomb	0		Skill: "Snokebomb", Last Available: "2016-01"
8704	cyan training scroll:  Shivering Monkey Technique	0		Skill: "Shivering Monkey Technique", Last Available: "2016-01"
8705	jittery X-32-F snowman crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-01"
8706	machine elf capsule	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8707	self-dribbling basketball	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
8708	altered blurry abstraction: action	1		Effect: "Preemptive Medicine", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2015-12"
8709	diluted red abstraction: thought	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8710	altered lime green abstraction: sensation	1		Effect: "Ten out of Ten", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2015-12"
8711	boiled lime green abstraction: purpose	1		Effect: "Twinkly Weapon", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2015-12"
8712	distilled abstraction: category	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8713	vaporized abstraction: perception	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8714	dried upside-down tumbling abstraction: motion	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8715	modified spinning abstraction: joy	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8716	distilled spinning abstraction: certainty	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8717	compressed abstraction: comprehension	1		Effect: "Squirming Like a Toad", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2015-12"
8718	modern picture frame	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8719	spoiled snack-sized VYKEA meatballs	2	crappy	Last Available: "2015-11"
8720	bad wobbly VYKEA mead	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-11"
8721	aerosolized oxidized green VYKEA woadpaint	0		Effect: "Emotion Sickness", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2015-11"
8722	VYKEA frenzy rune	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8723	ghostly VYKEA blood rune	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8724	VYKEA lightning rune	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8725	VYKEA plank	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8726	skewed VYKEA rail	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8727	blurry purple VYKEA bracket	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8728	mirror VYKEA dowel	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8729	upside-down toasty MacGyver's boxer's VYKEA hex key	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +100, Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2015-11"
8730	VYKEA instructions	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8731	enchanted moldy jittery pulsating tin of submardines	3	crappy	Effect: "Eyes for Miles", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2015-11", Wiki Name: "tin of submardines"
8732	practically non-alcoholic artisanal bottle of norwhiskey	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-11"
8733	altered jittery wobbly octolus oculus	1	EPIC	Effect: "Fireproof Lips", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2015-11"
8734	Socratic strapping sardine can key of terror	0		Muscle: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-11"
8735	twirling asbestos-lined cool norwhal helmet of the overflowing toilet	0		Moxie: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Hot Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2015-11"
8736	twirling lard-coated lion tamer's hardy octolus-skin cloak	0		Maximum HP: +50, Experience (familiar): +2, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-11", Rollover Effect Duration: 30
8737	mediocre practically non-alcoholic upside-down lime green perfect cosmopolitan	1	decent	Last Available: "2015-11"
8738	acceptable watered-down perfect negroni	2	good	Last Available: "2015-11"
8739	delicious extra-dry bouncing perfect dark and stormy	5	awesome	Last Available: "2015-11"
8740	delicious perfect mimosa	3	awesome	Last Available: "2015-11"
8741	smooth watered-down perfect old-fashioned	2	awesome	Last Available: "2015-11"
8742	tolerable extra-dry spinning perfect paloma	5	good	Last Available: "2015-11"
8743	double-modified tarnished alkaline That 70s Cologne	0		Effect: "Greasy Peasy", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2015-11"
8744	energized spinning Wal-Mart &quot;diamond&quot; ring	0		Effect: "Stench Jellied", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2015-11"
8745	irradiated upside-down Puffstone cigar	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Creepy Pasta", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2015-11"
8746	ionized spinning Conspiracy&trade; mascara	0		Effect: "Jelly Combed", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2015-11"
8747	ionized non-altered Spring Break Beach &quot;swimsuit&quot;	0		Effect: "Superhuman Sarcasm", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2015-11"
8748	wobbly airplane tattoo	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8749	boiled Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe	0		Effect: "Strawberry Alarm", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2015-12"
8750	corrupted unsweetened hemp candy necklace	0		Effect: "Ripping, Dripping", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2015-12"
8751	Vulcanized quadruple-improved ionized jittery communal gobstopper	0		Effect: "Omphalotus Omnipresence", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2015-12"
8752	spoiled Crimbo salad	3	crappy	Last Available: "2015-12"
8753	stale jumbo bread line	5	decent	Last Available: "2015-12"
8754	spirit-forward bad bark rootbeer	5	decent	Last Available: "2015-12"
8755	acceptable ale	3	good	Last Available: "2015-12"
8756	lime green groovy plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
8757	green plastic Rudolph the Red of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2015-12"
8758	cyan plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2015-12"
8759	boxer's plastic Crimborgatron	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
8760	shaking Da Vinci's plastic Crimbodhisattva	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Last Available: "2015-12"
8761	bouquet of all-natural free-range flowers	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8762	mirror stack of communist leaflets	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8763	blurry BACON	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
8764	box of Gratitude chocolates	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8765	ghostly Gratitude chocolate (thyme-filled)	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8766	bad Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled)	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8767	Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled)	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8768	Gratitude chocolate (octopus-filled)	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8769	chocolate bowtie	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8770	activated energized pitted sheet	0		Effect: "Human-Machine Hybrid", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2015-12"
8771	sparking robo-battery	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8772	overloaded micro-reactor	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8773	aromatic cool thinker's reusable shopping bag	0		Mysticality: +10, Moxie: +5, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2015-12"
8775	steel-toed coarse hemp socks	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
8776	jittery frosty armband	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
8777	bundle of &quot;fragrant&quot; herbs	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8778	shaking bouncing jittery nuclear stockpile	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8779	pine cone	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8780	ghostly iron chain	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8781	pine cone necklace of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2015-12"
8782	teal horrifying reindeer hammer	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-12"
8783	therapeutic elf ploughshare	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2015-12"
8784	circle drum	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8785	skewed tumbling The Big Book of Communism	0		Last Available: "2015-12", Skill: "Communism!"
8786	olive bouncing squat faded protest sign	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8787	olive faded protest sign	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8788	nasty-smelling moss	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8789	book	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8790	Fonzie's elven tambourine	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Last Available: "2015-12"
8791	upside-down reindeer sickle of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2015-12"
8792	face paint	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8793	blinking face paint	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8794	The Big Book of Communism (used)	0		Skill: "Communism!", Last Available: "2015-12"
8795	Batfellow comic	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
8796	plastic spoiler	0		
8797	olive mirror bat-oomerang	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8798	green blinking bouncing bat-jute	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8799	blinking bat-o-mite	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8800	ghostly ROM of Optimality	0		Skill: "Toggle Optimality"
8801	green twirling incriminating evidence	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8802	dangerous chemicals	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8803	kidnapped orphan	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8804	ghostly high-grade	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8805	upside-down high-tensile-strength fibers	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8806	high-grade explosives	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8807	green experimental gene therapy	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8808	ultracoagulator	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8809	narrow self-defense training	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8810	fingerprint dusting kit	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8811	confidence-building hug	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8812	blinking exploding kickball	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8813	wobbly teal glob of Bat-Glue	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8814	spinning Bat-Aid&trade; bandage	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8815	upside-down bat-bearing	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8816	stale super-sized Kudzu salad	5	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
8817	boiled red Mansquito Serum	1		Effect: "Pisces in the Skyces", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2016-12"
8818	mediocre spinning shaking Miss Graves' vermouth	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
8819	bland special blinking The Plumber's mushroom stew	4	decent	Effect: "Slightly Cursed, Mostly Lucky", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2016-12"
8820	altered blinking The Author's ink	1		Last Available: "2016-02"
8821	delicious narrow The Mad Liquor	4	awesome	Last Available: "2016-12"
8822	perfectly mixed watered-down Doc Clock's thyme cocktail	2	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2016-12"
8823	normal ghostly squat Mr. Burnsger	4	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
8824	dehydrated The Inquisitor's unidentifiable object	1		Effect: "Loco Motives", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2016-12"
8825	skewed lightning-fast greasy forbidden The Jokester's gun	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire the Jokester's Gun", Last Available: "2016-12"
8826	zippy sizzling wholesome The Jokester's wig	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +10, Initiative: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Adjust the Jokester's Wig", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol", Last Available: "2016-12"
8827	gravedigger's hardy Sinatra's The Jokester's pants	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum HP: +50, Spooky Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Adjust the Jokester's Pants", Last Available: "2016-12"
8828	wet Jokester makeup	0		Effect: "Pwnd", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2016-12"
8829	replica bat-oomerang	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
8830	shaking bouncing battoo kit	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
8831	basking robin	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
8832	bouncing domino mask	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8833	magnetized robin's egg	0		Effect: "Tremella Tremens", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2016-12"
8834	bland half-sized robin flan	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
8835	lousy robin nog	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
8836	blurry LT&T telegraph office deed	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8837	squat upside-down plaintive telegram	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8838	wobbly exploding gum	0		
8839	root beer barrel	0		
8840	diffused warmed jittery Kudzu slaw	0		Effect: "Souper Vengeful", Effect Duration: 11
8841	diffused Mansquito's blood	0		Effect: "Locks Like the Raven", Effect Duration: 33
8842	quadruple-polarized wet infrablack lipstick	0		Effect: "Perfect Hair", Effect Duration: 37
8843	warmed wet skewed can of drain cleaner	0		Effect: "Crocodile Tear", Effect Duration: 38
8844	dry The Author's inkwell	0		Effect: "Nothing Is Impossible", Effect Duration: 66
8845	enhanced non-warmed ghostly bag of random words	0		Effect: "Human-Horror Hybrid", Effect Duration: 65
8846	chilled double-irradiated wet tube of pendulum lube	0		Effect: "Brain Freeze", Effect Duration: 56
8847	energized warmed mirror pulsating ghostly red-hot jawbreaker	0		Effect: "Unrunnable Face", Effect Duration: 60
8848	galvanized twirling question juice	0		Effect: "Bottle in front of Me", Effect Duration: 43
8849	boiled teal tube of villain	0		Effect: "Buzzard Breath", Effect Duration: 44
8850	blurry nasty your cowboy boots	0		Stench Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cowboy Kick", Last Available: "2016-02"
8851	blurry inflatable LT&T telegraph office	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8852	nugget of quicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8853	nugget of thicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8854	nugget of wicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8855	tumbling mirror nugget of slicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8856	pulsating nugget of sicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8857	huge nugget of nicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8858	squat nugget of ticksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8859	Sinatra's quicksilver ring	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8860	curative arcane researcher's thicksilver ring of Gandalf	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Spell Critical Percent: +20, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8861	prompt chilly wicksilver ring of the boozehound	0		Cold Damage: +5, Booze Drop: +100, Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8862	up-at-dawn lard-coated slicksilver ring of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Adventures: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8863	wool sicksilver ring of the brute of mayonnaise	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8864	reassuring hardened Da Vinci's nicksilver ring	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Damage Reduction: 3, Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8865	narrow clever hale ticksilver ring	0		Maximum HP: +20, Maximum MP: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8866	green vibrating rosy-cheeked Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans of the glutton	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2016-02"
8867	quilted Tesla's Electroplated Beans of the blizzard of the sewer	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-02"
8868	toasty Lo Pan's Fonzie's Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2016-02"
8869	Hellfire Spicy Beans of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8870	gray sharpshooter's Frigid Northern Beans	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2016-02"
8871	foul-smelling World's Blackest-Eyed Peas	0		Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-02"
8872	dog trainer's Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2016-02"
8873	mirror twirling Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2016-02"
8874	prompt Jeselnik's extremely unsafe supercool Val-U Brand Every Bean Salad of the detective	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Sleaze Damage: +25, Item Drop: +20, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2016-02"
8875	olive narrow veiny experienced groovy Shrub's Premium Baked Beans	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience: +2, Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2016-02"
8876	tiny bland plate of Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans	1	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8877	adequate plate of Tesla's Electroplated Beans	3	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8878	decent plate of Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas	4	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8879	adequate twirling plate of Hellfire Spicy Beans	3	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8880	bland gigantic squat plate of Frigid Northern Beans	7	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8881	moldy massive enchanted plate of World's Blackest-Eyed Peas	10	crappy	Effect: "Uncanny Shot", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2016-02"
8882	delicious small plate of Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans	2	awesome	Last Available: "2016-02"
8883	moldy plate of Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans	4	crappy	Last Available: "2016-02"
8884	miniature spoiled bouncing plate of Val-U Brand Every Bean Salad	2	crappy	Last Available: "2016-02"
8885	small rotten plate of Shrub's Premium Baked Beans	2	crappy	Last Available: "2016-02"
8886	Samson's cool Fancy Jeff's pocket square	0		Moxie: +5, Experience (Muscle): +5, Last Available: "2016-02"
8887	family-friendly deadly Daisy's unclean bloomers	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xBArrr, 1xGhuol, cap 37", Last Available: "2016-02"
8888	Pecos Dave's sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8889	narrow frosty Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes of wisdom of Tarzan	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience (Muscle): +3, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2016-02"
8890	bouncing Glenn's dice	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8891	twirling lime green family-friendly lard-coated careful thinker's Former Sheriff Dan's tin star of the brute	0		Mysticality: +10, Muscle Percent: +30, Monster Level: -10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2016-02"
8892	narrow El Vibrato restraints	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8893	squat Clara's bell	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8894	executive Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun of James Dean of Flo-Jo	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Meat Drop: +40, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2016-02"
8895	buffalo dime	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8896	cow poker	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8897	Vulcanized wobbly poker face paint	0		Effect: "Pisces Rising", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2016-02"
8898	realistic cap gun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8899	ghostly tainted milk	1	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8900	gun parts	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8901	Vulcanized bouncing triggerfingerbone	0		Effect: "Eau de Tortue", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2016-02"
8902	pressed activated ghost bit	0		Effect: "Human-Constellation Hybrid", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2016-02"
8903	flattened mirror green buzzard feather	0		Effect: "The Chains Down In The Belly-O", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2016-02"
8904	adjusted oxidized pulsating mirror lion musk	0		Effect: "Cold Blooded", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2016-02"
8905	bland bite-sized bear claw	1	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8906	wet ionized rattler gland	0		Effect: "Stopping to Smell the Flowers", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2016-02"
8907	colloidal blinking olive half-digested coal	0		Effect: "Thick-Skinned", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2016-02"
8908	extra-ionized tightly-wound spine	0		Effect: "Squirming Like a Toad", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2016-02"
8909	delicious rotting beefsteak	3	awesome	Last Available: "2016-02"
8910	mediocre firemilk	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8911	tarnished ionized ghostly spidercow eye-cluster	0		Effect: "Rampage!", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2016-02"
8912	modified gray twirling blurry moomy dust	1		Last Available: "2016-02"
8913	wobbly therapeutic strapping western-style skinning knife	0		Muscle: +5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2016-02"
8914	reliable sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8915	red rosewater-soaked steel knuckles	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2016-02"
8916	purple Tales of Western Braggadoccio	0		Skill: "Bow-Legged Swagger", Last Available: "2016-02"
8917	Hell and How I Bent It	0		Skill: "Bend Hell", Last Available: "2016-02"
8918	The Western Look	0		Skill: "Steely-Eyed Squint", Last Available: "2016-02"
8919	spinning LT&T tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8920	purple Western Slang Vol. 1: Violence	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8921	Western Slang Vol. 2: Cooking	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8922	Western Slang Vol. 3: Fraud	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8923	disc (white)	0		
8924	disc (black)	0		
8925	disc (red)	0		
8926	shaking huge disc (green)	0		
8927	gray disc (blue)	0		
8928	squat disc (yellow)	0		
8929	red-hot knucklebone	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8930	non-polymerized quantum Vulcanized shaking demonic cow's blood	0		Effect: "Smoking like a Bandit", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2016-02"
8931	rinky-dink sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8932	mirror makeshift sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8933	custom sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8934	teal bouncing baconstone-handled sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8935	porquoise-handled sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8936	hamethyst-handled sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8937	mountain lion skin	0		Moxie Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8938	bouncing grizzled bearskin	0		Muscle Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8939	diamondback skin	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8940	coal snakeskin	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8941	frontwinder skin	0		Mysticality Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8942	rotting cowskin	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8943	skewed blurry shuddering cow skull	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8944	rhinestone cowhorn	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8945	cow skull	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8946	jangly spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8947	huge quicksilver spurs	0		Initiative: +30, Last Available: "2016-02"
8948	thicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8949	wicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8950	slicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8951	sicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8952	tumbling nicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8953	ticksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8954	special edition Batfellow comic	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
8955	Tales of the West: Cow Punching	0		
8956	cyan Tales of the West: Beanslinging	0		
8957	Tales of the West: Snake Oiling	0		
8958	ghostly briefcase full of snakes	0		
8959	inspector's rosewater-soaked one-gallon hat	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +15
8960	huge two-gallon hat of chilblains of bravery	0		Cold Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5
8961	blinking ruddy weightlifter's three-gallon hat	0		Muscle: +15, Maximum HP Percent: +40
8962	blurry veiny four-gallon hat of incineration	0		Maximum HP: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50
8963	Usain Bolt's Jack Frost's five-gallon hat	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +80
8964	ribald Jack Frost's six-gallon hat	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Damage: +10
8965	stanky resourceful seven-gallon hat	0		Maximum MP: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +25
8966	skewed educational eight-gallon hat of the empath	0		Experience: +1, Familiar Weight: +5
8967	squat medical-grade padded nine-gallon hat	0		Damage Absorption: +20, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
8968	squat Newton's ten-gallon hat of the overflowing toilet	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Stench Spell Damage: +50
8969	MacGyver's thinker's eleven-gallon hat	0		Mysticality: +10, Maximum MP: +100
8970	toy sixgun	0		
8971	gray snake oil	0		
8972	colloidal skin oil	0		Effect: "Patent Avarice", Effect Duration: 60
8973	quadruple-oxidized unusual oil	0		Effect: "Bubblin' Rage", Effect Duration: 43
8974	quantum moist eldritch oil	0		Effect: "Heightened Senses", Effect Duration: 39
8975	exclusive club	0		
8976	super-vacuum-sealed patent preventative tonic	0		Effect: "Empathy", Effect Duration: 36
8977	ionized yellow patent invisibility tonic	0		Effect: "Black Lung", Effect Duration: 33
8978	flattened irradiated warmed patent aggression tonic	0		Effect: "Surreally Buff", Effect Duration: 34
8979	denatured patent sallowness tonic	0		Effect: "Pie in the Sky", Effect Duration: 30
8980	magnetized narrow patent avarice tonic	0		Effect: "Sinuses For Miles", Effect Duration: 31
8981	magnetized vacuum-sealed squat olive patent alacrity tonic	0		Effect: "Moon'd", Effect Duration: 64
8982	quadruple-corrupted corrupted marrow	0		Effect: "Guts Feeling", Effect Duration: 47
8983	watered-down aged spinning rodeo whiskey	2	awesome	
8984	ghostly Thwaitgold scorpion statuette	0		
8985	real cowboy hat of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8986	yellow Memories of Cow Punching	0		Free Pull
8987	Memories of Beanslinging	0		Free Pull
8988	maroon narrow Memories of Snake Oiling	0		Free Pull
8989	Witchess Set	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-03"
8990	electronic Brain Trainer game	0		Skill: "Brain Games"
8991	upside-down do-it-yourself laser eye surgery kit	0		Skill: "20/20 Vision"
8992	distilled pulsating armored prawn	1		Last Available: "2016-03"
8993	big flavorless jumping horseradish	5	decent	Last Available: "2016-03"
8994	artisanal blurry Sacramento wine	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-03"
8995	anodized purple Greek fire	0		Effect: "Down With Chow", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2016-03"
8996	upside-down flame-retardant scandalous ox-head shield of the cougar of Leguizamo of Flo-Jo	0		Moxie: +20, Monster Level: +20, Sleaze Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +1, Initiative: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-03"
8997	upside-down teal wool toasty MacGyver's Newton's dented scepter of the sweet-tooth	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum MP: +100, Hot Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +1, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-03"
8998	pulsating Rosewater's very pointy crown of Leguizamo of the empath of the boozehound of the sweet-tooth	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Monster Level: +20, Familiar Weight: +5, Booze Drop: +100, Candy Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xGhuol", Last Available: "2016-03"
8999	pulsating double-paned supercharged supercool cool weightlifter's battle broom	0		Muscle: +15, Moxie: +5, Moxie Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-03"
9000	Clan Floundry	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-04"
9001	auspicious rosy-cheeked carpe of the bloodbag of the early riser	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +100, Item Drop: +10, Adventures: +7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9002	veiny shellacked codpiece of the wise owl of the scaredy-cat	0		Mysticality: +20, Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum HP: +10, Monster Level: -15, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9003	ghostly zippy careful hardened troutsers of the sewer	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Monster Level: -10, Stench Damage: +25, Initiative: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 0.5xPotato", Last Available: "2016-04"
9004	yellow asbestos-lined dog trainer's slick brainy bass clarinet	0		Mysticality: +5, Moxie: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Hot Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9005	wool rock-hard wicked educational fish hatchet	0		Experience: +1, Spell Damage: +5, Damage Reduction: 5, Cold Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9006	sharpshooter's tunac of Tarzan of vim and vigor of the overflowing toilet	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9007	fishin' pole	0		Last Available: "2016-04"
9008	colloidal extra-diffused green wriggling worm	0		Effect: "EVISCERATE!", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2016-04"
9009	bad bottle of Fishhead 900-Day IPA	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-04"
9010	quadruple-dry cold-filtered squat high-test fishing line	0		Effect: "Resilient Spirit", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2016-04"
9011	olive sinister fishin' hat	0		Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-04"
9012	olive Trout Fishing in Loathing	0		Skill: "Astute Angler", Last Available: "2016-04"
9013	narrow nasty sonar fishfinder	0		Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2016-04"
9014	fuchsia luxury fly-tying workbench	0		Fishing Skill: +10, Last Available: "2016-04"
9015	tacklebox	0		Fishing Skill: +5, Last Available: "2016-04"
9016	disconnected intergnat	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-05"
9017	viral video	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9018	internet point	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9019	meme generator	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9020	upside-down plus one	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9021	miniature normal gallon of milk	2	good	Last Available: "2016-05"
9022	bouncing print screen button	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9023	screencapped monster	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9024	daily dungeon malware	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9025	squat infinite BACON machine	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9026	mirror First Post shirt package	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9027	ghostly twirling chilly dog trainer's Tesla First Post shirt - Cir Senam	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Cold Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2016-05"
9028	twirling high-speed upgrade	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2016-05"
9029	bouncing jittery no spoon	0		
9030	flavorless star salad	3	decent	
9031	Thwaitgold moth statuette	0		
9032	adequate huge bowl of Tastee-Wheet&trade;	8	good	
9033	huge upside-down Source terminal	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-06"
9034	pulsating Source essence	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9035	snack-sized adequate browser cookie	2	good	Last Available: "2016-06"
9036	acceptable jittery hacked gibson	4	good	Last Available: "2016-06"
9037	Source shades of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2016-06"
9038	software bug	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9039	missing semicolon	0		Familiar Weight: +11
9040	Source terminal PRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9041	twirling Source terminal GRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9042	Source terminal SPAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9043	shaking Source terminal CRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9044	ghostly shaking Source terminal DRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9045	twirling Source terminal TRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9046	Source terminal INGRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9047	Source terminal DIAGRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9048	Source terminal ASHRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9049	squat Source terminal SCRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9050	Source terminal TRIGRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9051	upside-down olive Source terminal file: substats.enh	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9052	huge Source terminal file: damage.enh	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9053	Source terminal file: critical.enh	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9054	Source terminal file: protect.enq	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9055	spinning olive Source terminal file: stats.enq	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9056	huge Source terminal file: compress.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9057	blurry Source terminal file: duplicate.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9058	Source terminal file: portscan.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9059	Source terminal file: turbo.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9060	wobbly Source terminal file: familiar.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9061	Source terminal file: pram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9062	Source terminal file: gram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9063	Source terminal file: spam.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9064	green Source terminal file: cram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9065	Source terminal file: dram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9066	Source terminal file: tram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9067	pill	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9068	wicked grievous wizardly plastic detective badge of the brute	0		Mysticality: +25, Muscle Percent: +30, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Damage: +5, Last Available: "2016-07"
9069	upside-down censurious wool scandalous fortified bronze detective badge	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Sleaze Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2016-07"
9070	jittery sizzling careful ruddy detective badge of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Monster Level: -10, Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-07"
9071	upside-down Sherlock's inspector's sharpshooter's Samson's detective badge	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Item Drop: 40, Last Available: "2016-07"
9072	skewed cop dollar	0		Last Available: "2016-07"
9073	upside-down detective school application	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-07"
9074	blurry grievous dangerous detective roscoe of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Weapon Damage: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-07"
9075	corrupted bouncing shoe gum	0		Effect: "Super Speed", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2016-07"
9076	up-at-dawn executive Van der Graaf noir fedora	0		Meat Drop: +40, Adventures: +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2016-07"
9077	spinning trench coat of chilblains of the overflowing toilet of the boozehound	0		Cold Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2016-07"
9078	artisanal maroon Falcon&trade; Maltese Liquor	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-07"
9079	delicious super-sized mirror blue hardboiled egg	5	awesome	Last Available: "2016-07"
9080	detective tattoo	0		Last Available: "2016-07"
9081	DIY protonic accelerator kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-08"
9082	nasty Lo Pan's smooth weightlifter's protonic accelerator pack of the brute of bravery	0		Muscle: +15, Moxie: +15, Muscle Percent: +30, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shoot Ghost", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Trap Ghost", Last Available: "2016-08"
9083	twirling almost-dead walkie-talkie	0		Last Available: "2016-08"
9084	groovy Adventurer bobblehead	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Last Available: "2016-11"
9085	psychokinetic energy blob	0		Last Available: "2016-08"
9086	greasy educational bindle	0		Experience: +1, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-08"
9087	ruddy stiffened fleshy lump	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2016-08"
9088	sharpshooter's crafty smoldering bagel punch	0		Maximum MP: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2016-08"
9089	ghostly rock-hard ghostly reins of the bloodbag	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum HP: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-08"
9090	educational derringer	0		Experience: +1, Last Available: "2016-08"
9091	cyan Mr. Screege's spectacles of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Drops Meat, Last Available: "2016-08"
9092	narrow fireproof strapping Spookyraven signet of the overflowing toilet	0		Muscle: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-08"
9093	blurry lightning-fast tie-dyed fannypack of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Initiative: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-08"
9094	jittery nasty burnt snowpants of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Stench Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2016-08"
9095	quilted standards and practices guide	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Censorious Lecture", Last Available: "2016-08"
9096	squat dangerous Carpathian longsword of wisdom of extreme caution	0		Mysticality: +15, Weapon Damage: +10, Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2016-08"
9097	chilly smooth weightlifter's Liam's mail	0		Muscle: +15, Moxie: +15, Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2016-08"
9098	Da Vinci's Unfortunato's foolscap of wisdom of the pedagogue	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience: +3, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Last Available: "2016-08"
9099	Thwaitgold cockroach statuette	0		
9100	rad	0		
9101	purification tablet	0		
9102	spinning Wrist-Boy of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20
9103	upside-down Dear Past Self Package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-09"
9104	squat Time-Spinner	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9105	compounded experience	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9106	spinning Rad-B-Gone (1 lb.)	0		
9107	flattened wobbly purple Rad-Pro (1 oz.)	0		Effect: "Serendipi Tea", Effect Duration: 16
9108	lead umbrella	0		
9109	quadruple-oxidized Shrieking Weasel holo-record	0		Effect: "White Knuckles", Effect Duration: 23
9110	quadruple-modified gray Power-Guy 2000 holo-record	0		Effect: "Super-Charged", Effect Duration: 22
9111	diffused narrow Lucky Strikes holo-record	0		Effect: "Elemental Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 31
9112	chilled dry EMD holo-record	0		Effect: "Okee-Dokee Computer", Effect Duration: 41
9113	super-alkaline wet cyan Superdrifter holo-record	0		Effect: "Stone-Faced", Effect Duration: 26
9114	nitrogenated twirling The Pigs holo-record	0		Effect: "Boon of the War Snapper", Effect Duration: 53
9115	dry diffused anodized shaking Drunk Uncles holo-record	0		Effect: "Shoesauce", Effect Duration: 19
9116	time residue	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9117	Usain Bolt's repaid diaper	0		Initiative: +80
9118	Riker's Search History	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9119	boozy lousy Shot of Kardashian Gin	5	decent	Last Available: "2016-09"
9120	pulsating foul-smelling Unstable Pointy Ears	0		Stench Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-09"
9121	Memory Disk, Alpha	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9122	shaking Tea, Earl Grey, Hot	1	good	Last Available: "2016-09"
9123	School of Hard Knocks Diploma	0		
9124	baby bark scorpion	0		
9125	droppable microphone	0		
9126	fancy artisanal unidentified drink	3	EPIC	Effect: "Broken Bone Nubs", Effect Duration: 30
9127	Jeselnik's smartaleck's KoL Con 13 T-shirt	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Sleaze Damage: +25
9128	shaking clever sinister dance instructor's discarded swimming trunks	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spell Damage: +10, Maximum MP: +20
9129	colloidal double-chilled narrow diluted makeup	0		Effect: "Your Favorite Flavor", Effect Duration: 40
9130	ionized boiled jittery charisma potion	0		Effect: "Really Deep Breath", Effect Duration: 55
9131	spinning extremely confusing manual	0		
9132	pistol of James Dean of mayonnaise	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
9133	spinning KoL Con 13 snowglobe	0		Drops Items, Last Available: "2016-10"
9134	tasty wobbly leftover pasty	3	awesome	
9135	perfectly mixed very whiskey	3	EPIC	
9136	skewed ghostly li'l orphan tot	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-10"
9137	li'l knight costume	0		All Attributes: +15, Last Available: "2016-10"
9138	li'l unicorn costume	0		Adventures: +5, PvP Fights: +5, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9139	ghostly li'l candy corn costume	0		All Resistance: +5, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9140	cyan li'l ninja costume	0		Item Drop: +150, Lasts Until Rollover, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9141	li'l pirate costume	0		Meat Drop: +300, Lasts Until Rollover, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9142	twirling li'l clown costume	0		Experience: +15, Lasts Until Rollover, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9143	li'l robot costume	0		Experience: +10, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9144	li'l eyeball costume	0		Combat Rate: -10, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9145	li'l liberty costume	0		Item Drop: +100, Meat Drop: +200, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9146	nitrogenated extra-warmed lime green hoarded candy wad	0		Effect: "Celestial Vision", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2016-10"
9147	denatured galvanized Prunets	0		Effect: "Familial Ties", Effect Duration: 51
9148	Twitching Television Tattoo	0		
9149	twirling baby scorpion	0		Familiar Weight: +10
9150	ionized galvanized invisible string	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Effect: "Marco Polarity", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2016-10"
9151	enhanced polarized pulsating invisible seam ripper	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Effect: "Comprehensively Nourished", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2016-10"
9152	li'l ghost costume	0		Initiative: +100, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9153	yummy green raw sweet potato	3	awesome	Last Available: "2016-11"
9154	spoiled special big raw beans	5	crappy	Effect: "Aspect of the Twinklefairy", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2016-11"
9155	half-sized spoiled twirling raw stuffing	2	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9156	diet adequate raw cranberry sauce	1	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9157	bland raw turkey	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9158	moldy raw mincemeat	4	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9159	low-calorie bland narrow raw potato	1	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9160	rotten raw gravy	4	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9161	stale raw bread	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9162	rosy-cheeked supercool mini-marshmallow dispenser	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2016-11"
9163	occult glass casserole dish of incineration of bravery	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2016-11"
9164	stuffing fluffer	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9165	Herculean can opener of the glutton	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2016-11"
9166	twisted bouncing turkey blaster	1		Last Available: "2016-11"
9167	manspreader's glass pie plate of the glutton	0		Monster Level: +10, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2016-11"
9168	bouncing Sherlock's veiny potato masher	0		Maximum HP: +10, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2016-11"
9169	gravy boat	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9170	lime green bread mold	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9171	stale low-calorie sweet potatoes	1	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9172	rotten purple bean casserole	4	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9173	moldy huge baked stuffing	4	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9174	spoiled cranberry cylinder	4	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9175	normal super-sized thanksgiving turkey	5	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9176	stale mince pie	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9177	delicious mashed potatoes	3	awesome	Last Available: "2016-11"
9178	immense flavorless twirling warm gravy	9	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9179	huge adequate shaking bread roll	6	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9180	diet delicious leftovers	1	awesome	Last Available: "2016-11"
9181	moldy narrow leftovers sandwich	3	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9182	spinning Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror	0		Skill: "Eldritch Intellect"
9183	cornucopia	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9184	tumbling megacopia	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9185	jittery pilgrim hat	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9186	upside-down packet of thanksgarden seeds	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9187	cashew	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9188	jittery bomb of unknown origin	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9189	olive Granny Tood's Thanksgarden Catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-11"
9190	spinning red eldritch effluvium	0		
9191	irradiated tumbling eldritch concentrate	0		Effect: "Adapt to Change Eventually", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2016-11"
9192	drinkable watered-down eldritch extract	2	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9193	huge dog trainer's Official Council Aide Pin of the detective	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2016-11"
9194	special tolerable ghostly eldritch distillate	3	good	Effect: "Hyphemariffic", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2016-11"
9195	powdered eldritch essence	1		Last Available: "2016-11"
9196	skewed coward's Science Notebook	0		Monster Level: -20
9197	lion tamer's Samson's eldritch hat of bravery	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Experience (familiar): +2, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2016-11"
9198	horrifying mansplainer's brainy eldritch pants	0		Mysticality: +5, Monster Level: +15, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-11"
9199	mediocre bouncing eldritch elixir	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9200	fortified Quartet of Flare Masters Jacket of the empath	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2016-11", Rollover Effect Duration: 1
9201	mirror lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter	0		
9202	jittery Adventurer's Kit	0		
9203	squat tumbling Build-a-City Gingerbread kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
9204	blurry counterfeit city	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9205	upside-down sprinkles	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9206	wobbly The Gingerbread Vigilante's Handbook	0		Skill: "Licorice Rope", Last Available: "2016-12"
9207	green wobbly aromatic ball and chain	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Sprinkle Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9208	candy dog collar	0		Sprinkle Drop: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9209	personal trainer's gingerbread tophat	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9210	gingerbread waistcoat of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9211	crafty gingerbread trousers	0		Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9212	prompt candy dress shoes of the empath of mayonnaise	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9213	yellow pulsating lion tamer's fortified candy necktie of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Damage Absorption: +60, Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9214	mansplainer's weightlifter's chocolate pocketwatch of the ox	0		Muscle: 35, Monster Level: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9215	jittery broken chocolate pocketwatch	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9216	lime green interesting clod of dirt	0		
9217	gingerbread restraining order	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9218	sprinkle-begging cup	0		Sprinkle Drop: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
9219	spoiled narrow animal part cracker	3	crappy	Last Available: "2016-12"
9220	high-proof drinkable wobbly gingerbread wine	6	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9221	decent twirling gingerbread mug	4	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9222	upside-down cool gingerbread mask	0		Moxie: +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9223	censurious sizzling Herculean gingerservo	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Hot Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9224	enhanced olive tainted icing	0		Effect: "Work For Hours a Week", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2016-12"
9225	shaking gingerbeard of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9226	spinning gingerbread smartphone	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9227	horrifying rosy-cheeked gingerbread hoodie	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Spooky Damage: +25, Sprinkle Drop: +15, Last Available: "2016-12"
9228	sinister supercool gingerbread pistol	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9229	blinking frightening Fonzie's marzipan briefcase	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Spooky Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9230	smartaleck's creme brulee torch	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9231	candy crowbar of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9232	baleful candy screwdriver of the blizzard	0		Spell Damage: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9233	gingerbread dog treat	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9234	cool pumpkin spice candle	0		Moxie: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9235	non-polymerized gingerbread spice latte	0		Effect: "Night Vision", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2016-12"
9236	prompt hale gingerbread gavel	0		Maximum HP: +20, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2016-12"
9237	gingerbread cigarette	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9238	huge gingerbread moneybag	0		Sprinkle Drop: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9239	triple-distilled mediocre ginger beer	8	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
9240	spare chocolate parts	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9241	flattened industrial frosting	0		Effect: "Creepypasted", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2016-12"
9242	double-boiled oxidized tumbling fake cocktail	0		Effect: "Sweet Taste", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2016-12"
9243	bad weak high-end ginger wine	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
9244	huge plastic bad vibe of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2016-12"
9245	plastic angry vikings of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2016-12"
9246	blurry plastic Knows About Chakras of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2016-12"
9247	spinning plastic Your Brain of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9248	wobbly blurry asbestos-lined plastic Krampus	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9249	triple-concentrated nitrogenated mirror Inner Wisdom	0		Effect: "Piratey Flavor", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2016-12"
9250	deionized modified narrow Inner Strength	0		Effect: "Ghostly Shell", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2016-12"
9251	tarnished spinning Inner Truth	0		Effect: "Here's Mud in Your Eye", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2016-12"
9252	stale spiritual candy cane	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
9253	artisanal spiritual eggnog	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-12"
9254	yummy blurry spiritual fruitcake	3	awesome	Last Available: "2016-12"
9255	decent spiritual gingerbread	4	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9256	huge chocolate puppy	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9257	olive twirling wobbly chocolate leash	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9258	upside-down jittery My Life of Crime, a Memoir	0		Skill: "Gingerbread Mob Hit", Last Available: "2016-12"
9259	Pop Art: a Guide	0		Skill: "Fifteen Minutes of Flame", Last Available: "2016-12"
9260	No Hats as Art	0		Skill: "Ceci N'Est Pas Un Chapeau", Last Available: "2016-12"
9261	Rethinking Candy	0		Skill: "Sweet Synthesis", Last Available: "2016-12"
9262	fruit-leather negatives	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9263	ghostly gingerbread blackmail photos	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9264	briefcase full of sprinkles	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9265	twirling teethpick	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9266	quadruple-activated mirror rock candy	0		Effect: "Pharmaceutically Cool", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2016-12"
9267	toothsome snack-sized green-iced sweet roll	2	awesome	Last Available: "2016-12"
9268	narrow sugar raygun	0		Sprinkle Drop: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
9269	chocolate sculpture	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9270	mirror no hat	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9271	chakra sludge	0		
9272	cyan negative lump	0		
9273	ghostly jittery fortified supercool Third Eye	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Damage Absorption: +60, Last Available: "2016-12"
9274	miser's Krampus Horn of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9275	half-sized normal hambrosier	2	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9276	hand-crafted chakra-mental wine	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-12"
9277	energized quadruple-warmed ghostly chakra malt	0		Effect: "Weapon of Mass Destruction", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2016-12"
9278	spoiled upside-down Black Angus blackburger	3	crappy	Last Available: "2016-12"
9279	smooth lime green brandy	3	awesome	Last Available: "2016-12"
9280	colloidal jittery potion of spiritual gunkifying	0		Effect: "Celestial Sheen", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2016-12"
9281	hardened sage bad vibroknife	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2016-12"
9282	weightlifter's crystal belt buckle of temperance	0		Muscle: +15, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9283	huge narrow electrified personal trainer's saffron antaravasaka	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9284	cyan sage saffron uttarasanga of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Mysticality Percent: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9285	Lump-Stacking for Beginners	0		Skill: "Stack Lumps", Last Available: "2016-12"
9286	teal eternal knot tattoo	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9287	squat pet bad vibe	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9288	gallstone	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9289	shaking padded Sinatra's Newton's Uncle Crimbo's hat	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Experience (Moxie): +5, Damage Absorption: +20, Last Available: "2016-12", Rollover Effect Duration: 100
9290	normal mirror Eldritch snap	4	good	Last Available: "2017-01"
9291	dried hot jelly	1		Effect: "Biologically Shocked", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2017-01"
9292	boiled fuchsia jelly	1		Effect: "Cheered Up", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2017-01"
9293	powdered gray squat huge jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9294	compressed bouncing sleaze jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9295	vaporized stench jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9296	space planula	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-01"
9297	decent toast with hot jelly	3	good	Last Available: "2017-01"
9298	normal toast with jelly	4	good	Last Available: "2017-01"
9299	tiny yummy toast with jelly	1	awesome	Last Available: "2017-01"
9300	snack-sized decent toast with sleaze jelly	2	good	Last Available: "2017-01"
9301	special moldy toast with stench jelly	3	crappy	Effect: "Inner Dog", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2017-01"
9302	pulsating space jellybicycle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9303	hopeful candle	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-01"
9304	narrow pewter candlestick	0		Familiar Weight: +10
9305	wobbly arcane researcher's wax hand of incineration	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2017-01"
9306	ghostly candle of the ox of dire peril	0		Muscle: +20, Weapon Damage: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-01"
9307	flavorless spinning wax pancake	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-01"
9308	strapping wax face of the blizzard	0		Muscle: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2017-01"
9309	perfectly mixed wax booze	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-01"
9310	ghostly jittery glob of melted wax	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
9311	twisted shaking sea jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9312	tiny adequate sea truffle	1	good	Last Available: "2017-01"
9313	bouncing tarnished luggage key	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
9314	blurry crushed steamer trunk	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
9315	skewed occult recovered cufflinks	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-01"
9316	squat heart-shaped crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-02"
9317	improved quadruple-quantum blinking LOV Elixir #3	0		Effect: "Visions of the Deep Dark Deeps", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2017-02"
9318	corrupted nitrogenated LOV Elixir #6	0		Effect: "Conspiratory Eyes", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2017-02"
9319	extra-cold-filtered skewed LOV Elixir #9	0		Effect: "Also Schmeckt Zarathustra", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2017-02"
9320	hardened dangerous LOV Eardigan of extreme caution	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Damage Reduction: 3, Monster Level: -25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-02"
9321	shaking executive reassuring occult LOV Epaulettes	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Spooky Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-02"
9322	frightening padded LOV Earrings of temperance	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Spooky Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-02"
9323	LOV Enamorang	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9324	LOV Emotionizer	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9325	spinning skewed LOV Extraterrestrial Chocolate	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9326	dehydrated LOV Echinacea Bouquet	1		Last Available: "2017-02"
9327	groovy LOV Elephant	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Last Available: "2017-02"
9328	narrow smooth eldritch scanner	0		Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2017-02"
9329	activated eldritch alignment spray	0		Effect: "Seeing Colors", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2017-02"
9330	pulsating wobbly LOV Entrance Pass	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9331	Usain Bolt's therapeutic brainy eldritch hammer	0		Mysticality: +5, Initiative: +80, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2017-01"
9332	stale snack-sized upside-down spinning eldritch mushroom	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9333	bouncing eldritch ichor	0		
9334	delicious eldritch mushroom pizza	3	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9335	bouncing eldritch tincture	0		Skill: "Evoke Eldritch Horror", Last Available: "2017-02"
9336	bouncing eldritch tincture (depleted)	0		Skill: "Evoke Eldritch Horror", Last Available: "2017-02"
9337	boiled frozen shaking eldritch rub	0		Effect: "Here's Mud in Your Eye", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2017-02"
9338	HP-35 Calculator	0		
9339	Silver HP-35 Calculator	0		
9340	Golden HP-35 Calculator	0		
9341	Platinum HP-35 Calculator	0		
9342	yellow Diamond HP-35 Calculator	0		
9343	squat bottlecap	0		
9344	discarded button	0		
9345	Gummi-Memory	0		
9346	blinking Thwaitgold amoeba statuette	0		
9347	pickled grasshopper	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9348	squat bottle of an&iacute;s	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9349	bottle of novelty hot sauce	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9350	shaking elemental sugarcube	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9351	blurry spinning peppermint sprig	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9352	maroon bottle of clam juice	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9353	jittery cocktail mushroom	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9354	shot of granola liqueur	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9355	can of cherry-flavored sterno	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9356	blinking lump of ichor	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9357	bottle of gregnadigne	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9358	mirror bottle of Cr&egrave;me de Fugu	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9359	baby oil shooter	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9360	blinking fish head	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9361	pulsating limepatch	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9362	pile of dirt	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9363	mirror slime shooter	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9364	imaginary lemon	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9365	weak lousy literal grasshopper	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9366	perfectly mixed double entendre	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9367	mediocre Phlegethon	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9368	practically non-alcoholic lousy Siberian sunrise	1	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9369	practically non-alcoholic acceptable upside-down mentholated wine	1	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9370	high-proof artisanal low tide martini	7	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9371	hand-crafted distilled shroomtini	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9372	perfectly mixed high-proof spinning morning dew	8	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9373	tolerable whiskey squeeze	3	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9374	watered-down mediocre great fashioned	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9375	bad weak lime green Gnomish sagngria	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9376	lousy twirling upside-down cyan vodka stinger	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9377	triple-distilled aged extremely slippery nipple	6	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9378	aged piscatini	3	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9379	aged tumbling Churchill	3	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9380	hand-crafted fortified narrow soilzerac	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9381	practically non-alcoholic drinkable London frog	1	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9382	tolerable spirit-forward nothingtini	5	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9383	drinkable triple-distilled bouncing eighth plague	10	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9384	bad single entendre	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9385	lousy distilled pulsating reverse Tantalus	5	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9386	perfectly mixed elemental caipiroska	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9387	mediocre Feliz Navidad	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9388	lousy triple-distilled Bloody Nora	7	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9389	perfectly mixed moreltini	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9390	acceptable skewed blinking hell in a bucket	4	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9391	mediocre Newark	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9392	high-proof hand-crafted R'lyeh	9	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9393	practically non-alcoholic hand-crafted gray Gnollish sangria	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9394	weak acceptable vodka barracuda	2	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9395	perfectly mixed extra-dry Mysterious Island iced tea	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9396	aged drive-by shooting	4	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9397	practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed gunner's daughter	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9398	artisanal irresponsibly strong dirt julep	9	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9399	high-proof hand-crafted Simepore slime	10	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9400	mediocre Phil Collins	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9401	unpowered Robortender	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-03"
9402	toggle switch (Bartend)	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9403	mirror toggle switch (Bounce)	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Robortender"
9404	Spacegate access badge	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-04"
9405	twirling filter helmet	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9406	exo-servo leg braces	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9407	rad cloak	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9408	skewed gate transceiver	0		Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9409	high-friction boots	0		Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9410	Spacegate Research	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9411	jittery alien rock sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9412	alien gemstone	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9413	tumbling geological sample kit	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9414	botanical sample kit	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9415	decent half-sized edible alien plant bit	2	good	Last Available: "2017-04"
9416	blinking alien plant fibers	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9417	alien plant sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9418	jittery complex alien plant sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9419	fascinating alien plant sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9420	diluted narrow alien plant goo	1		Last Available: "2017-04"
9421	wobbly alien plant pod	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9422	zoological sample kit	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9423	moldy alien meat	4	crappy	Last Available: "2017-04"
9424	alien toenails	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9425	tumbling alien zoological sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9426	jittery complex alien zoological sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9427	fascinating alien zoological sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9428	denatured mirror upside-down pulsating alien animal goo	1		Last Available: "2017-04"
9429	alien animal milk	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9430	squat spant egg casing	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9431	murderbot data core	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9432	quantum polymerized denatured alien medicine	0		Effect: "Object Detection", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2017-04"
9433	bland tumbling alien salad	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-04"
9434	drinkable alien booze	3	good	Last Available: "2017-04"
9435	tumbling Usain Bolt's vibrating alien mask of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2017-04"
9436	teal perfumed rosewater-soaked Van der Graaf alien spear	0		Stench Resistance: 8, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2017-04"
9437	ghostly chilly careful sharpshooter's alien blowgun	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Monster Level: -10, Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2017-04"
9438	huge purple prompt Jeselnik's alien loincloth of bravery	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2017-04"
9439	perfumed thinker's alien totem of the dark arts	0		Mysticality: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2017-04"
9440	rosy-cheeked quilted alien necklace of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2017-04"
9441	tumbling spant chitin	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9442	cyan spant tendon	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9443	upside-down greedy spants	0		Item Drop: +5, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2017-04"
9444	arcane researcher's spant shield of Flo-Jo	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2017-04"
9445	blinking ruddy spant shoulderpads of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04"
9446	reassuring educational spant backplate	0		Experience: +1, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2017-04"
9447	scorching sinister spant spear	0		Spell Damage: +10, Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2017-04"
9448	murderbot power cell	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9449	teal murderbot component casing	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9450	ghostly murderbot monofilament	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9451	irradiated double-enhanced tumbling twirling murderbot shield unit	0		Effect: "You're High as a Crow, Marty", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2017-04"
9452	wobbly ghostly murderbot live wire	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9453	asbestos-lined double-paned rock-hard murderbot mask	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Cold Resistance: +5, Hot Resistance: +5, Avatar: "Murderbot", Last Available: "2017-04"
9454	moist modified murderbot spring injector	0		Effect: "Heart of Yellow", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2017-04"
9455	healthy murderbot whip of the brazier	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2017-04"
9456	knitted ribald murderbot plasma rifle	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "EXTERMINATE SPANT", Last Available: "2017-04"
9457	murderbot memory chip	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9458	space pirate treasure map	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9459	jittery Space Pirate Astrogation Handbook	0		Skill: "Quantum Movement", Last Available: "2017-04"
9460	Non-Euclidean Finance	0		Skill: "5-D Earning Potential", Last Available: "2017-04"
9461	ghostly Peek-a-Boo!	0		Skill: "Object Quasi-Permanence", Last Available: "2017-04"
9462	Procrastinator locker key	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9463	blue Space Baby children's book	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9464	Space Baby bawbaw	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9465	Spacegate	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9466	flavorless half-sized Aldebaran sardines	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-04"
9467	artisanal fancy squat Centauri fish wine	3	EPIC	Effect: "Moon'd", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2017-04"
9468	twisted bouncing tumbling oxygen	1		Last Available: "2017-04"
9469	vibrating sinister Spacegate scientist's insignia	0		Spell Damage: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04", Rollover Effect Duration: 30
9470	vibrating dance instructor's Spacegate military insignia	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04", Rollover Effect Duration: 30
9471	dog trainer's vibrating cool Spacegate diplomat's insignia	0		Moxie: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04"
9472	huge Spacegate emergency disintegrator	0		Skill: "Disintegrate", Last Available: "2017-04"
9473	mirror cyan Spacegate Initiative tattoo unit	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9474	spoiled alien sandwich	3	crappy	Last Available: "2017-04"
9475	glitched malware	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
9476	polymerized Spant eggs	0		Effect: "Pygmy Drinking Buddy", Effect Duration: 33
9477	Spacegate (open)	0		Lasts Until Rollover
9478	New-You Club Membership Form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-05"
9479	super-dry boiled nitrogenated Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting	0		Effect: "Turkey-Agitated", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2017-05"
9480	chilled oxidized cyan Daily Affirmation: Think Win-Lose	0		Effect: "Burning Ears", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2017-05"
9481	electrified chilled narrow Daily Affirmation: Be Superficially interested	0		Effect: "Crud&eacute;", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2017-05"
9482	deionized maroon Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually	0		Effect: "Leisurely Amblin'", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2017-05"
9483	pickled cyan Daily Affirmation: Be a Mind Master	0		Effect: "Pwnd", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2017-05"
9484	unsweetened enhanced Daily Affirmation: Work For Hours a Week	0		Effect: "Cat-Alyzed", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2017-05"
9485	aerosolized chilled lime green mirror Daily Affirmation: Keep Free Hate in your Heart	0		Effect: "Lemony Goodness", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2017-05"
9486	diet bland olive huge Affirmation Cookie	1	decent	Last Available: "2017-05"
9487	olive License To Kill	0		
9488	Thwaitgold bug statuette	0		
9489	twirling mirror Victor's Spoils	0		
9490	oxidized Threatening Missive	0		Effect: "Ghostly Shell", Effect Duration: 60
9491	lime green Targeted Plague Vector	0		
9492	narrow suspicious package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-06"
9493	supercharged experienced Kremlin's Greatest Briefcase of the brazier	0		Experience: +2, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "KGB tranquilizer dart", Last Available: "2017-06"
9494	perfectly mixed basic martini	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-06"
9495	perfectly mixed improved martini	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-06"
9496	drinkable fuchsia splendid martini	3	good	Last Available: "2017-06"
9497	exploding cigar	0		Last Available: "2017-06"
9498	can of Minions-Be-Gone	0		Last Available: "2017-06"
9499	tattoo gun	0		Last Available: "2017-06"
9500	gun	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-06"
9501	spinning gum	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-06"
9502	fortified supercool plastic gundam of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Moxie Percent: +20, Damage Absorption: +60, Last Available: "2017-06"
9503	License to Chill	0		Last Available: "2017-07"
9504	Celsius 233	0		Skill: "Eternal Flame", Last Available: "2017-06"
9505	blinking Celsius 233 (singed)	0		Skill: "Eternal Flame", Last Available: "2017-06"
9506	tumbling upside-down Lazenby's Life Lesson	0		Free Pull
9507	purple LI-11 Motor Pool voucher	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-07"
9508	tumbling Asdon Martin keyfob (on ring)	0		Last Available: "2017-07"
9509	blurry pulsating spinning L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate	0		
9510	bouncing Dust bunny	0		
9511	Pocket Meteor Guide	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9512	mirror Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed)	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9513	Meteorite-Ade	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9514	rotten blinking spinning meteoreo	3	crappy	Last Available: "2017-08"
9515	drinkable watered-down upside-down meadeorite	2	good	Last Available: "2017-08"
9516	blinking meteoroid	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9517	reassuring friendly meteortarboard of horror	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2017-08"
9518	blurry ruddy wholesome steel-toed meteorite guard	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum HP Percent: 50, Last Available: "2017-08"
9519	squat beefy meteorb of extreme caution	0		Muscle: +10, Monster Level: -25, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Hot", Last Available: "2017-08"
9520	scorching healthy asteroid belt	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-08"
9521	quilted meteorthopedic shoes of the overflowing toilet of the cheetah	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-08"
9522	upside-down up-at-dawn miser's grievous shooting morning star	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Meat Drop: +10, Adventures: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-08"
9523	narrow olive meteoroid	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9524	meteor shower cap	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9525	shaking yellow Thwaitgold time fly statuette	0		
9526	perfectly fair coin	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9527	pulsating Horsery contract	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-08"
9528	huge corked genie bottle	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-09"
9529	genie bottle	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9530	family-friendly crafty beefcake's blessed rustproof +2 gray dragon scale mail	0		Muscle: +25, Maximum MP: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2023-09"
9531	pony: Dusk Shiny	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9532	pony: Shutterfly	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9533	pony: Pearjack	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9534	purple pony: Uniquity	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9535	pony: Rosey Cake	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9536	pulsating fuchsia pony: Spectrum Dash	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9537	pocket wish	0		Last Available: "2023-09"
9538	dropped scrap of paper	0		
9539	mirror hunk of granite	0		
9540	ghostly shovelful of dirt	0		
9541	maroon xo-skeleton-in-a-box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-10"
9542	exo-xo-skeleton-skeleton	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9543	X	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9544	O	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9545	watered-down drinkable DUFRESNE Suds	2	good	Last Available: "2017-09"
9546	cool mafia pinky ring of the cougar	0		Moxie: 25, Single Equip
9547	lousy practically non-alcoholic mirror flask of port	1	decent	
9548	spinning ruddy shellacked contract enforcement stick	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum HP Percent: +40
9549	adequate half-sized Hide-rox&trade; cookie	2	good	Last Available: "2017-10"
9550	delicious jug of booze	3	awesome	Last Available: "2017-10"
9551	improved blinking pair of candy glasses	0		Effect: "Blessing of Bulbazinalli", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2017-10"
9552	double-deionized Vulcanized fuchsia temporary X tattoos	0		Effect: "5 Pounds Lighter", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2017-10"
9553	dehydrated spinning glyph of athleticism	1		Effect: "Hammertime", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2017-10"
9554	pair of scissors	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9555	extra-pressed pressed vacuum-sealed wobbly ghostly yellow new habit	0		Effect: "Virgo Rising", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2017-10"
9556	bridge truss	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9557	blurry flame-retardant knitted nippy pearl necklace	0		Cold Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-10"
9558	amorphous blob	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9559	X	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9560	skewed O	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9561	amorphous blob	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9562	lard-coated smelly toasty Samson's protection stick	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Hot Damage: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
9563	unsweetened energized skewed roll of meat	0		Effect: "Gemini Rising", Effect Duration: 61
9564	lion tamer's mafia thumb ring of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip
9565	moist energized bouncing cocoa chondrule	0		Effect: "Creepin' Up on You", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2020-09"
9566	groovy mafia middle finger ring of the scaredy-cat	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Monster Level: -15, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Show them your ring"
9567	asbestos-lined educational strapping steel drivin' hammer of the dark arts	0		Muscle: +5, Experience: +1, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Hot Resistance: +5
9568	piece of steel	0		
9569	stiffened mafia pointer finger ring of the sweet-tooth	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip, Drops Meat
9570	spinning blinking worksite credentials of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Single Equip
9571	mirror nasty fortified Sinatra's Fonzie's negotiatin' hammer	0		Experience (Moxie): 6, Damage Absorption: +60, Stench Damage: +5
9572	olive squat pantogram	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-11"
9573	upside-down pantogram	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9574	pantogram pants	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-11"
9575	curative mafia wedding ring of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
9576	skewed blurry supercharged mafia organizer badge	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Single Equip
9577	narrow mafia filofax	0		
9578	jittery transparent nog	1	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9579	stale unfinished fruitcake	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9580	ionized liquefied anodized and cracker	0		Effect: "Egg-stra Arm", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2017-12"
9581	lousy watered-down neg grog	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9582	stale half double fruitcake	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9583	flavorless green hushed puppy	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9584	rotten muffled muffuletta	3	crappy	Last Available: "2017-12"
9585	normal bite-sized shushed potatoes	1	good	Last Available: "2017-12"
9586	knitted plastic mime functionary	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2017-12"
9587	spinning hardened plastic mime scientist	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2017-12"
9588	toasty plastic mime soldier	0		Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2017-12"
9589	hale plastic mime executive	0		Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2017-12"
9590	squat blinking frightening plastic The Silent Nightmare	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2017-12"
9591	locked mumming trunk	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-12"
9592	mumming trunk	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9593	narrow temperance whiskey	1	decent	Last Available: "2017-11"
9594	polymerized upside-down wishbone	0		Effect: "Spookypants", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2017-11"
9595	watered-down drinkable blurry tumbling Racisto Ruidoso	2	good	Last Available: "2017-11"
9596	tumbling earthenware muffin tin	0		
9597	decent jumbo mirror bran muffin	5	good	
9598	spoiled thick blueberry muffin	5	crappy	
9599	silent A	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9600	spinning silent B	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9601	silent C	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9602	silent D	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9603	silent E	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9604	silent F	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9605	silent G	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9606	silent H	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9607	silent I	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9608	twirling blurry silent J	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9609	silent K	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9610	upside-down ghostly green silent L	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9611	silent M	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9612	pulsating huge blue silent N	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9613	silent O	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9614	silent P	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9615	silent Q	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9616	silent R	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9617	blurry silent S	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9618	silent T	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9619	silent U	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9620	silent V	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9621	huge silent W	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9622	shaking silent X	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9623	silent Y	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9624	twirling silent Z	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9625	crystalline cheer	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9626	anti-earplugs	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9627	blue blurry warehouse key	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9628	mime pocket probe	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9629	artisanal bouncing stale cheer wine	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-12"
9630	rotten blinking cyan stale Cheer-E-Os	4	crappy	Last Available: "2017-12"
9631	cheer-o-gram	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9632	ghostly manspreader's shellacked cheerful antler hat	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2017-12"
9633	scorching banded cheerful Crimbo sweater	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2017-12"
9634	purple clever wicked cheerful pajama pants	0		Spell Damage: +5, Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2017-12"
9635	bouncing The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1	0		Skill: "Silent Hunter", Last Available: "2017-12"
9636	spinning The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Hunter", Last Available: "2017-12"
9637	mirror The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2	0		Skill: "Quiet Determination", Last Available: "2017-12"
9638	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used)	0		Skill: "Quiet Determination", Last Available: "2017-12"
9639	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3	0		Skill: "Quiet Judgement", Last Available: "2017-12"
9640	blue The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used)	0		Skill: "Quiet Judgement", Last Available: "2017-12"
9641	narrow The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4	0		Skill: "Silent Treatment", Last Available: "2017-12"
9642	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Treatment", Last Available: "2017-12"
9643	spinning The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5	0		Skill: "Silent Knife", Last Available: "2017-12"
9644	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Knife", Last Available: "2017-12"
9645	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6	0		Skill: "Quiet Desperation", Last Available: "2017-12"
9646	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used)	0		Skill: "Quiet Desperation", Last Available: "2017-12"
9647	mime eraser	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9648	mediocre executive mime flask	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9649	flavorless fancy nega-mushroom	4	decent	Effect: "Sizzling with Fury", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2017-12"
9650	practically non-alcoholic hand-crafted special blinking nega-mushroom wine	1	super ultra EPIC	Effect: "Gyromitra Gymnastics", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2017-12"
9651	electrified colloidal Cheer-Up soda	0		Effect: "Joy", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2017-12"
9652	thick moldy blinking mime army rations	5	crappy	Last Available: "2017-12"
9653	bad mime army wine	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9654	boiled mime army superserum	1		Effect: "Faboooo", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2017-12"
9655	triple-altered electrified mime army camouflage kit	0		Effect: "Preternatural Greed", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2017-12"
9656	bouncing double-paned crafty miming beret	0		Maximum MP: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2017-12"
9657	hardy padded miming shirt	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2017-12"
9658	executive ribald miming corduroys	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2017-12"
9659	baleful smooth miming boots	0		Moxie: +15, Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9660	banded sinister miming gloves	0		Spell Damage: +10, Damage Absorption: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9661	twirling teal God Lobster Egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-05"
9662	donated booze	0		
9663	donated food	0		
9664	donated candy	0		
9665	polarized magnetized fuchsia tumbling digital honeypot	0		Effect: "Fancy Feasted", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2025-12"
9666	mime-proof sunglasses	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9667	upside-down lion tamer's mime army insignia (infantry)	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12", Stat Tuning: "Muscle (all)"
9668	rosewater-soaked mime army insignia (intelligence)	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12", Stat Tuning: "Mysticality (all)"
9669	skewed Fonzie's mime army insignia (espionage)	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12", Stat Tuning: "Moxie (all)"
9670	spinning mime army insignia (pyrotechnics)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9671	narrow tumbling mime army insignia (cryonics)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9672	huge mime army insignia (psychological warfare)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9673	mime army insignia (sanitation)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9674	mime army insignia (morale)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9675	huge horrifying mime army infiltration glove of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9676	yellow mime army shotglass	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9677	ghostly mime army challenge coin	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9678	huge cheer extractor	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9679	kerosene-soaked skip	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-12"
9680	fireproof skip lid	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9681	bland huge squat extra-toasted half sandwich	3	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
9682	lousy mulled hobo wine	4	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
9683	purple burning newspaper	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
9684	fireproof greasy horrifying burning paper hat	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9685	electrified slick burning cape of dire peril	0		Moxie: +10, Weapon Damage: +20, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9686	ghostly bouncing executive auspicious stanky burning paper slippers	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9687	curative steel-toed burning paper jorts of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Damage Reduction: 9, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9688	tumbling shellacked educational stylish burning paper crane	0		Moxie: +25, Experience: +1, Damage Reduction: 7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9689	olive skewed January's Garbage Tote (unopened)	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-01"
9690	blurry January's Garbage Tote	0		Last Available: "2018-01"
9691	spinning deceased crimbo tree	0		Breakable, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9692	supercharged medical-grade broken champagne bottle	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Breakable, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9693	huge miser's MacGyver's tinsel tights	0		Maximum MP: +100, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9694	Jack Frost's veiny wad of used tape of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum HP: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9695	baleful brainy silent nightlight of Leguizamo of doom	0		Mysticality: +5, Spell Damage: +25, Monster Level: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Rollover Effect Duration: 50
9696	anodized sweetened reindeer fat	0		Effect: "Larger", Effect Duration: 24
9697	polarized electrified upside-down Good 'n' Quiet	0		Effect: "Inebriate Pride", Effect Duration: 50
9698	colloidal wet blue hot button candy	0		Effect: "Turkey-Ambitious", Effect Duration: 64
9699	blinking Sherlock's extremely unsafe makeshift garbage shirt of chilblains	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Cold Damage: +25, Item Drop: +25, Breakable, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9700	tumbling censurious novelty monorail ticket of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Rollover Effect Duration: 100
9701	mixed wobbly narrow pills	1		Effect: "Human-Machine Hybrid", Effect Duration: 15
9702	distilled furry pill	1		
9703	diluted spinning beefy pill	1		
9704	denatured huge excitement pill	1		
9705	twisted vitamin G pill	1		
9706	twisted huge lucky-ish pill	1		
9707	denatured dieting pill	1		
9712	Clan Carnival Game	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-02"
9713	How To Get Bigger Without Really Trying	0		Skill: "Get Big", Last Available: "2018-02"
9714	Illustrated Mating Rituals of the Gallapagos	0		Skill: "Gallapagosian Mating Call", Last Available: "2018-02"
9715	Convincing People You Can See The Future	0		Skill: "Inscrutable Gaze", Last Available: "2018-02"
9716	Love Potions and the Wizards who Mix Them	0		Skill: "Love Mixology", Last Available: "2018-02"
9717	They'll Love You In Rhinestones	0		Skill: "Acquire Rhinestones", Last Available: "2018-02"
9718	pulsating Silly Little Love Song	0		Skill: "Paul's Passionate Pop Song", Last Available: "2018-02"
9719	mirror steel-toed sinister genie's turbane	0		Spell Damage: +10, Damage Reduction: 9, Last Available: "2018-02"
9720	wobbly crafty padded genie's scimitar	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2018-02"
9721	rosewater-soaked smartaleck's genie's pants	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2018-02"
9722	squat spinning fireproof grievous genie's bracers	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2018-02"
9723	lightning-fast knitted psychic's circlet	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2018-02"
9724	banded psychic's crystal ball of the empath	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2018-02"
9725	Fonzie's groovy psychic's pslacks	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience (Moxie): +1, Last Available: "2018-02"
9726	ghostly resourceful fortified psychic's amulet	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2018-02"
9727	stale narrow heart-shaped candy whetstone	4	decent	Last Available: "2018-02"
9728	spoiled miniature mirror Swedish massage fish	2	crappy	Last Available: "2018-02"
9729	hand-crafted Third Base	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-02"
9730	mediocre olive Bustle Hustler	4	decent	Last Available: "2018-02"
9731	galvanized adjusted Fabiotion	0		Effect: "Going Ape", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2018-02"
9732	dry Bettie page	0		Effect: "Spell Transfer Complete", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2018-02"
9733	pickled tonic o' Banderas	0		Effect: "Hardened Fabric", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2018-02"
9734	vacuum-sealed vacuum-sealed heather graham cracker	0		Effect: "White-boy Angst", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2018-02"
9735	Lolsipop	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9736	heart cozy	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9737	tumbling eaves droppers	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9738	personal graffiti kit	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9739	Mysterious Red Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9740	Mysterious Green Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9741	Mysterious Blue Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9742	Mysterious Black Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9743	polymerized adjusted pressed maroon rainbow jellybean	0		Effect: "Fruited", Effect Duration: 46
9744	pickled nitrogenated bouncing mystery lollipop	0		Effect: "Phoenix, Right?", Effect Duration: 32
9745	Love Potion #0	0		Effect: "Tainted Love Potion", Effect Duration: 20
9746	ionized olive rhinestone	0		Effect: "Very Clean Teeth", Effect Duration: 16
9747	1,960 pok&eacute;dollar bill	0		
9748	metandienone	0		
9749	riboflavin	0		
9750	bronze	0		
9751	piracetam	0		
9752	ultracalcium	0		
9753	skewed ginseng	0		
9754	maroon Team Avarice cap of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20
9755	slick Team Sloth cap	0		Moxie: +10
9756	twirling lion tamer's Team Wrath cap	0		Experience (familiar): +2
9757	huge huge executive Mu cap	0		Meat Drop: +40
9758	huge Thwaitgold metabug statuette	0		
9759	Pok&eacute;fam Guide to Capturing All of Them	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-03"
9760	wobbly packet of tall grass seeds	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9761	tumbling Pok&eacute;-Gro fertilizer	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9762	Globmule	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9763	twirling Bluzzard	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9764	Faux	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9765	Sledgehamster	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9766	Pimpsqueak	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9767	narrow Pillowbug	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9768	spinning mirror Dressage	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9769	Sequestrian	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9770	Carpricorn	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9771	Turpin	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9772	Morphan	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9773	tumbling Cycloney	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9774	bouncing Peaclock	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9775	spinning Turtive	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9776	Lepardner	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9777	Aiolion	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9778	Waifuton	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9779	green Gorillape	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9780	Wendtigo	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9781	upside-down Snoutlet	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9782	Ruffalo	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9783	twirling Vaporpoise	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9784	upside-down Ghosprey	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9785	Straypler	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9786	Flan	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9787	upside-down Mustardigrade	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9788	Ched	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9789	Gazelleton	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9790	Mechamelion	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9791	Bicycle	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9792	jittery wobbly Vamprey	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9793	blurry Wullabye	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9794	fuchsia shaking Nursine	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9795	Cantelope	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9796	maroon Ungulant	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9797	pulsating Caramel	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9798	teal Oppossum	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9799	ghostly maroon Amanitee	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9800	Smashmoth	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9801	squat Vulgure	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9802	olive blurry Squib	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9803	upside-down Trafikoan	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9804	pulsating Slotter	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9805	Shudder	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9806	blinking olive Glamare	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9807	Unspeakachu	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9808	Stooper	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9809	pulsating Disgeist	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9810	blinking Bowlet	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9811	Cornbeefadon	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9812	Mu	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9813	red squat Glum berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9814	wobbly fuchsia Egnaro berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9815	skewed Sitrep berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9816	Nadsat berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9817	Jamocha berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9818	mirror Tapioc berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9819	teal Snarf berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9820	Keese berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9821	purple luck incense	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Item Drop: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9822	spinning shell bell	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9823	muscle band	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9824	upside-down amulet coin	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9825	narrow razor fang	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9826	smoke ball	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9827	rocket	0		
9828	distilled magnificent oyster egg	1		
9829	mixed wobbly brilliant oyster egg	1		
9830	distilled yellow glistening oyster egg	1		
9831	powdered bouncing scintillating oyster egg	1		
9832	dehydrated pearlescent oyster egg	1		Effect: "Astral Shell", Effect Duration: 10
9833	twisted fuchsia lustrous oyster egg	1		Effect: "Booooooze", Effect Duration: 25
9834	pickled spinning gleaming oyster egg	1		Effect: "Oh Hamlet Hamlet Hamlet Hamlet", Effect Duration: 15
9835	teal FantasyRealm membership packet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-04"
9836	green FantasyRealm guest pass	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9837	cyan rosewater-soaked slick FantasyRealm G. E. M. of temperance	0		Moxie: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9838	Rubee&trade;	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9839	careful FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm	0		Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2018-04"
9840	huge fuchsia FantasyRealm Mage's Hat of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2018-04"
9841	FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Last Available: "2018-04"
9842	mirror lump of bauxite	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
9843	toasty experienced &quot;Remember the Trees&quot; Shirt of the storm	0		Experience: +2, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Hot Damage: +5
9844	blurry FantasyRealm key	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9845	plump mushroom	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9846	squat bouncing tainted marshmallow	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9847	Chewsick Copperbottom's notes	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9848	tumbling LyleCo premium pickaxe	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9849	LyleCo premium rope	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9850	My First Art of War	0		Skill: "Army of Toddlers", Last Available: "2018-12"
9851	squat dragon aluminum ore	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9852	faerie dust	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9853	skewed poisoned druidic s'more	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9854	druidic orb	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9855	to-go brew	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9856	flask of holy water	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9857	quantum bouncing universal antivenin	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Effect: "Horrid, Torrid", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2018-04"
9858	bouncing yellow LyleCo premium monocle	0		Rubee Drop: 1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9859	LyleCo premium magnifying glass	0		Rubee Drop: 1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9860	FantasyRealm tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9861	narrow LyleCo Contractor's Manual	0		Skill: "Expert Corner-Cutter", Last Available: "2018-04"
9862	stale bite-sized FantasyRealm turkey leg	1	decent	Last Available: "2018-04"
9863	weak aged FantasyRealm mead	2	awesome	Last Available: "2018-04"
9864	nasty haunch	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9865	Cheswick Copperbottom's compass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9866	arrest warrant	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9867	hero's skull	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9868	grolblin rum	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9869	bland druidic s'more	3	decent	Last Available: "2018-04"
9870	boiled pulsating upside-down sachet of powder	1		Last Available: "2018-04"
9871	fortified artisanal mourning wine	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-04"
9872	sanctified cola	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9873	red map to the Towering Mountains	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9874	map to the Mystic Wood	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9875	wobbly map to the Putrid Swamp	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9876	map to the Cursed Village	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9877	tumbling mirror map to the Sprawling Cemetery	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9878	half-sized decent fuchsia pulsating denastified haunch	2	good	Last Available: "2018-04"
9879	artisanal bad rum and good cola	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-04"
9880	energized Potion of Heroism	0		Effect: "Billiards Belligerence", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2018-04"
9881	bouncing up-at-dawn crafty leggings of the Spider Queen of the early riser	0		Maximum MP: +10, Adventures: 12, Last Available: "2018-04"
9882	spinning Temple Grandin's savvy Master Thief's utility belt of the overflowing toilet	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +7, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9883	shellacked Newton's Duke Vampire's regal cloak of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2018-04"
9884	mansplainer's resourceful personal trainer's Dragonscale breastplate	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum MP: +50, Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2018-04"
9885	jittery horrifying veiny belt of Ogrekind of terror	0		Maximum HP: +10, Spooky Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9886	blinking fireproof rock-hard The Ghoul King's ghoulottes of the glutton	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Hot Resistance: +3, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2018-04"
9887	sinister dance instructor's sage nozzle of the Phoenix	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-04"
9888	blinking dangerous strapping the Archwizard's briefs of the dark arts	0		Muscle: +5, Weapon Damage: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2018-04"
9889	censurious wicked the Ley Incursion's waist of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Spell Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9890	pulsating rosewater-soaked sage shield of the Skeleton Lord of the storm	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2018-04"
9891	blurry frosty ring of the Skeleton Lord of the detective	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: 25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9892	twirling resourceful curative hale scepter of the Skeleton Lord	0		Maximum HP: +20, Maximum MP: +50, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9893	wobbly executive beefy deadfall branch of Leguizamo of horror	0		Muscle: +10, Monster Level: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +40
9894	Usain Bolt's rosy-cheeked healthy Staff of Kitchen Royalty of the cougar of doom	0		Moxie: +20, Maximum HP Percent: 50, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2018-04"
9895	charged druidic orb	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9896	ghostly dragon slaying sword	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9897	notarized arrest warrant	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9898	smooth weak mirror bouncing two meat muck	2	awesome	
9899	moldy twirling chocolate Ogre Chieftain	3	crappy	
9900	flavorless chocolate &quot;Phoenix&quot;	3	decent	
9901	small stale chocolate Spider Queen	2	decent	
9902	practically non-alcoholic acceptable hipster cocktail	1	good	
9903	God Lobster's Scepter	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "small fairy/lep", Last Available: "2018-05"
9904	God Lobster's Ring	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "sombrero", Last Available: "2018-05"
9905	blinking wobbly God Lobster's Rod	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "whelp", Last Available: "2018-05"
9906	God Lobster's Robe	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "block", Last Available: "2018-05"
9907	God Lobster's Crown	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "fairy", Last Available: "2018-05"
9908	Dish of Clarified Butter	0		Last Available: "2018-05"
9909	G	0		
9910	Garland of Greatness	0		
9911	mirror gattoo	0		
9912	fuchsia skewed A-Boo glue	0		
9913	glued A-Boo clue	0		
9914	squat maroon crude oil congealer	0		
9915	fancy decent gray good guava	4	good	Effect: "Salad Days", Effect Duration: 20
9916	watered-down perfectly mixed jittery gin and ginger	2	EPIC	
9917	Thwaitgold chigger statuette	0		
9918	powdered lime green gaseous gravy	1		
9919	SongBoom&trade; BoomBox	0		Last Available: "2018-06"
9920	SongBoom&trade; BoomBox Box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-06"
9921	A Guide to Safari	0		Skill: "Experience Safari"
9922	cold-filtered magnetized Shielding Potion	0		Effect: "[1609]Dancin' Fool", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2018-06"
9923	activated ionized improved blurry Punching Potion	0		Effect: "Springy Fusilli", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2018-06"
9924	Special Seasoning	0		Last Available: "2018-06"
9925	mixed Nightmare Fuel	1		Effect: "Drunk With Power", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2018-06"
9926	skewed Gathered Meat-Clip	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
9927	Bastille Battalion control rig crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-07"
9928	Bastille Battalion control rig	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-07"
9929	asbestos-lined Oprah's Rosewater's Brutal brogues of dire peril	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Hot Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-07"
9930	mirror Van der Graaf MacGyver's rosy-cheeked occult Draftsman's driving gloves	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +100, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-07"
9931	ribald nasty arcane researcher's Nouveau nosering of chilblains	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Cold Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-07"
9932	colloidal sharkfin gumbo	0		Effect: "Pwnd", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2018-07"
9933	unsweetened frozen narrow skewed boiling broth	0		Effect: "Analog Drunk", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2018-07"
9934	frozen interrogative elixir	0		Effect: "Rotten Memories", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2018-07"
9935	shaking Bastille Battalion Fondue Trophy	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9936	narrow Bastille Battalion tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9937	Bastille Battalion cheese wheel	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9938	Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9939	kitten burglar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-07"
9940	burglar/sleep mask	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9941	Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette	0		
9942	Neverending Party invitation envelope	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-09"
9943	twirling Neverending Party guest pass	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9944	reassuring foul-smelling PARTY HARD T-shirt of horror	0		Stench Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2018-09"
9945	Neverending Party favor	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9946	deluxe Neverending Party favor	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9947	purple twirling gas can	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9948	tolerable squat Middle of the Road&trade; brand whiskey	4	good	Last Available: "2018-09"
9949	tumbling neverending wallet chain	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9950	prompt baleful pentagram bandana	0		Spell Damage: +25, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2018-09"
9951	red flame-wreathed skull ring	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9952	electronics kit	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9953	moldy big bouncing PB&J with the crusts cut off	5	crappy	Last Available: "2018-09"
9954	Rosewater's dorky glasses of Tarzan	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience (Muscle): +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9955	fuchsia mirror smooth ponytail clip of the storm	0		Moxie: +15, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2018-09"
9956	perfumed paint palette	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paint Job", Last Available: "2018-09"
9957	unremarkable duffel bag	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9958	mixed ghostly pulsating Purple Beast energy drink	1		Last Available: "2018-09"
9959	Jack Frost's cosmetic football	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2018-09"
9960	yellow family-friendly toasty shoe ad T-shirt	0		Hot Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2018-09"
9961	blurry pump-up high-tops of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9962	tarnished cold-filtered spinning runproof mascara	0		Effect: "Human-Demon Hybrid", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2018-09"
9963	very small dress	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9964	shaking double-paned sinister noticeable pumps	0		Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9965	surprisingly capacious handbag	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9966	mediocre everfull glass	3	???	Last Available: "2018-09"
9967	van key	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9968	shaking blurry jam band bootleg	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9969	scorching coward's denim jacket	0		Monster Level: -20, Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-09"
9970	twirling reassuring horrifying ratty knitted cap	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2018-09"
9972	mirror ribald horrifying intimidating chainsaw	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-09"
9973	acceptable spirit-forward gray party beer bomb	5	good	Last Available: "2018-09"
9974	moldy enchanted blurry sweet party mix	3	crappy	Effect: "Oth-Jeal-O", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2018-09"
9975	powdered shaking blue party balloon	1		Last Available: "2018-09"
9976	yellow pulsating frosty groovy party pants	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-09"
9977	manspreader's clever razor-sharp party whip	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP: +20, Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2018-09"
9978	Party Planning on a Budget	0		Skill: "Budget Conscious", Last Available: "2018-09"
9979	delicious TRIO cup of beer	3	awesome	Last Available: "2018-09"
9980	spoiled low-calorie tumbling party platter for one	1	crappy	Last Available: "2018-09"
9981	diluted Party-in-a-Can&trade;	1		Last Available: "2018-09"
9982	party pup	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9983	wool MacGyver's party crasher	0		Maximum MP: +100, Cold Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Party Crash", Last Available: "2018-09"
9984	Living to Drink, Drinking to Live	0		Last Available: "2018-09", Skill: "Drinking to Drink"
9985	yellow mirror Party Tattoo&trade; gift certificate	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9986	pulsating party mouse hat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9987	latte lovers member's mug	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Latte on Opponent", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Offer Latte to Opponent", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Gulp Latte", Last Available: "2018-10"
9988	latte lovers club card	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-10"
9989	voter registration form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-11"
9990	mirror mirror educational &quot;I Voted!&quot; sticker	0		Experience: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-11"
9991	squat absentee voter ballot	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9992	snake skin	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9993	spinning gravedigger's quilted snakeskin thighboots	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-11"
9994	blurry manspreader's snakeskin cowboy hat of chilblains	0		Monster Level: +10, Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-11"
9995	Da Vinci's snakeskin jacket of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Last Available: "2018-11"
9996	slime glob	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9997	shaking slime glob	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9998	slime glob	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9999	frightening Newton's slime waders of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2018-11"
10001	stanky slime fedora of Leguizamo of temperance	0		Monster Level: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2018-11"
10002	upside-down Sinatra's brawny slime knuckles of the overflowing toilet	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience (Moxie): +5, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2018-11"
10003	government requisition form	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
10004	manspreader's government-issued slacks of the storm of Calamity Jane	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2018-11"
10005	ribald ruddy sinister government-issued eyeshade	0		Spell Damage: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-11"
10006	squat foul-smelling flame-wreathed groovy government-issued necktie	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-11"
10007	Jack Frost's extremely unsafe mutant arm of mayonnaise	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2018-11"
10008	nippy mutant legs of doom of bravery	0		Cold Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2018-11"
10009	Newton's Socratic mutant crown of extreme caution	0		Experience (Mysticality): 4, Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2018-11"
10010	yummy bite-sized ghostly ectoplasm	1	awesome	Last Available: "2018-11"
10011	rotten pulsating	4	crappy	Last Available: "2018-11"
10012	fortified artisanal bottle of vodka	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-11"
10013	spoiled bouncing pizza	3	crappy	Last Available: "2018-11"
10014	bad watered-down martini	2	decent	Last Available: "2018-11"
10015	thick bland cherry pie	5	decent	Last Available: "2018-11"
10016	delicious spinning eggnog	4	awesome	Last Available: "2018-11"
10017	lime green glob of undifferentiated tissue	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
10018	spoiled Hell ramen	3	crappy	Last Available: "2018-11"
10019	perfectly mixed practically non-alcoholic gimlet	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2018-11"
10020	boozy lousy twice-haunted screwdriver	5	decent	Last Available: "2018-11"
10021	spoiled snack-sized candy cane	2	crappy	Last Available: "2018-12"
10022	high-proof acceptable shaking runny fermented egg	8	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10023	jumbo moldy oldcake	5	crappy	Last Available: "2018-12"
10024	rotten gigantic spinning traditional Crimbo cookie	8	crappy	Last Available: "2023-06"
10025	fuchsia baleful plastic wild beaver	0		Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-12"
10026	scandalous plastic reindeer	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2018-12"
10027	flame-retardant plastic Caf&eacute; Elf	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2018-12"
10028	blurry plastic orphan of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2018-12"
10029	executive plastic Abuela Crimbo	0		Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2018-12"
10030	yule pup	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10031	jittery Braindeer	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10032	Crimbo dog sweater	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10033	huge fireproof flame-retardant pristine walrus tusk	0		Hot Resistance: 4, Last Available: "2018-12"
10034	cyan mirror thick walrus blubber	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10035	knitted nasty Tesla wizardly Staff of Frozen Lard	0		Mysticality: +25, Stench Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +3, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2018-12"
10036	bomb	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10037	huge narrow olive plastic bazooka	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10038	mooseflank	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10039	thick bland ghostly grilled mooseflank	5	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10040	spoiled moosemeat pie	4	crappy	Last Available: "2018-12"
10041	purple stylish balanced antler	0		Moxie: +25, Last Available: "2018-12"
10042	narrow dam of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2018-12"
10043	perfectly mixed beavermouth	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-12"
10044	fancy extra-dry bad beaver punch (papaya)	5	decent	Effect: "Mercenary", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2018-12"
10045	tolerable special beaver punch (peach)	4	good	Effect: "Neuromancy", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2018-12"
10046	triple-distilled hand-crafted upside-down beaver punch (cherry)	7	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-12"
10047	boxer's Canadian lantern of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Muscle Percent: +10, Last Available: "2018-12"
10048	muskox-skin cap of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2018-12"
10049	Boxing Day care package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-12"
10050	adequate glass of raw eggs	4	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10051	delicious high-proof punch-drunk punch	6	awesome	Last Available: "2018-12"
10052	distilled body spradium	1		Effect: "Hustlin'", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2018-12"
10053	greasy bauxite beret	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-12"
10054	sinister bauxite boxers	0		Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-12"
10055	chilly bauxite bow-tie	0		Cold Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
10056	ghostly Boxing Day Pass	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10057	twirling Kramco Industries packing carton	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-01"
10058	stanky foul-smelling wholesome banded Kramco Sausage-o-Matic&trade; of bravery	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2019-01"
10059	sausage casing	0		Last Available: "2019-01"
10060	rotten gigantic sausage	8	crappy	Last Available: "2019-01"
10061	cyan upside-down foul-smelling Herculean red-hot sausage fork	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2019-01"
10062	pulsating squat bag of sausage links	0		Last Available: "2019-01"
10063	sausage golem	0		Last Available: "2019-01"
10064	jar of relish	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10065	Toyleporter	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10066	drinkable beer	3	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10067	flavorless yule gruel	4	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10068	tolerable hot watered rum	4	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10069	weak mediocre blurry bottle of Crimbognac	2	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10070	thick stale Crimboysters Rockefeller	5	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10071	mixed bouncing green Crimbeau de toilette	1		Last Available: "2018-12"
10072	blurry Crimbo candle	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10073	blinking Carol of the Bulls	0		Skill: "Carol of the Bulls", Last Available: "2018-12"
10074	Carol of the Bulls (used)	0		Skill: "Carol of the Bulls", Last Available: "2018-12"
10075	ghostly Carol of the Hells	0		Skill: "Carol of the Hells", Last Available: "2018-12"
10076	Carol of the Hells (used)	0		Skill: "Carol of the Hells", Last Available: "2018-12"
10077	Carol of the Thrills	0		Skill: "Carol of the Thrills", Last Available: "2018-12"
10078	Carol of the Thrills (used)	0		Skill: "Carol of the Thrills", Last Available: "2018-12"
10079	lime green shaking avaricious electrified sage Crimbolex watch	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +30, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12", Nonstackable Watch, Rollover Effect Duration: 100
10080	tumbling Crimbo tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10081	bouncing lion tamer's wicked beefcake's hand-knitted Crimbo socks	0		Muscle: +25, Spell Damage: +5, Experience (familiar): +2
10082	lion tamer's chalk chlamys of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2019-12"
10083	yellow up-at-dawn chalk chain of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Adventures: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10084	chalk chalice of the storm of Flo-Jo	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2019-12"
10085	lightning-fast occult chalk chinos	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2019-12"
10086	Fonzie's beefcake's chalk chapeau	0		Muscle: +25, Experience (Moxie): +1, Last Available: "2019-12"
10087	scandalous Newton's chalk choker	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10088	pickled chalk chunks	1		Effect: "Well-Oiled", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2019-12"
10089	modified altered olive candy chalk	0		Effect: "Mer-kindliness", Effect Duration: 12
10090	dangerous marble maebari of bravery	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10091	shaking sinister beefcake's marble mantle	0		Muscle: +25, Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10092	Sinatra's marble magnet of mayonnaise	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10093	twirling studded experienced marble mignonette bowl	0		Experience: +2, Damage Absorption: +80, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10094	bouncing miser's weightlifter's marble medallion	0		Muscle: +15, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10095	extremely unsafe brainy marble mariachi hat	0		Mysticality: +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10096	diluted marble molecules	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10097	energized super-polarized aerosolized Mallomarbles	0		Effect: "Stimulated Body", Effect Duration: 32
10098	bouncing reassuring Van der Graaf punching bag	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10099	sizzling rosy-cheeked pith helmet	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Hot Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10100	gravedigger's Rosewater's poncho	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Spooky Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10101	crafty beefy pendant	0		Muscle: +10, Maximum MP: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10102	upside-down gravedigger's healthy palazzos	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10103	smelly careful pseudoaccordion	0		Monster Level: -10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Song Duration: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10104	dried wobbly pieces	1		Last Available: "2020-12"
10105	double-modified huge spinning Para-Pop	0		Effect: "Kindly Resolve", Effect Duration: 11
10106	nasty coward's terra cotta truss	0		Monster Level: -20, Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10107	stylish terra cotta trousers of Leguizamo	0		Moxie: +25, Monster Level: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10108	skewed chilly ruddy terra cotta tongs	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Cold Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10109	dangerous terra cotta train of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Weapon Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10110	Van der Graaf terra cotta tie tack of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10111	terra cotta tambourine of wisdom of the boozehound	0		Mysticality: +15, Booze Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10112	distilled tumbling blinking terra cotta tidbits	1		Last Available: "2020-12"
10113	altered blue terra panna cotta	0		Effect: "Phairly Pheromonal", Effect Duration: 24
10114	narrow spinning electrified rock-hard velour voulge	0		Damage Reduction: 5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2021-12"
10115	maroon wool velour vambraces of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10116	lime green dog trainer's velour veil of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Experience (familiar): +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10117	extremely unsafe velour viscometer of the glutton	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10118	twirling gravedigger's foul-smelling velour valise	0		Stench Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2021-12"
10119	frosty Jim Carey's velour vaqueros	0		Monster Level: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2021-12"
10120	altered velour veneer	1		Effect: "What's That Smell?", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2021-12"
10121	corrupted diffused Velougats&trade;	0		Effect: "Heightened Senses", Effect Duration: 41
10122	jittery banded smooth glass suspenders	0		Moxie: +15, Damage Absorption: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10123	huge ribald glass shield of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2021-12"
10124	smelly glass stetson of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2021-12"
10125	mirror miser's vibrating glass spectacles	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10126	lime green veiny deadly glass shiv	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2021-12"
10127	Jim Carey's beefy glass serape	0		Muscle: +10, Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2021-12"
10128	compressed upside-down squat glass shards	1		Effect: "Reptilian Fortitude", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2021-12"
10129	wet unsweetened hard candy	0		Effect: "Celestial Vision", Effect Duration: 29
10130	padded loofah lumberjack's hat of the detective	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Item Drop: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Head-Scratch", Last Available: "2022-12"
10131	stanky wholesome loofah lei	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Lei Lasso", Last Available: "2022-12"
10132	toasty nippy loofah lederhosen	0		Cold Damage: +10, Hot Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Hosenzittern", Last Available: "2022-12"
10133	electrified loofah ladle of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Stew", Last Available: "2022-12"
10134	squat toasty mansplainer's loofah legwarmers	0		Monster Level: +15, Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Leglifts", Last Available: "2022-12"
10135	squat flame-retardant loofah lavalier of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Lava", Last Available: "2022-12"
10136	diluted loofah lumps	1		Last Available: "2022-12"
10137	triple-magnetized double-vacuum-sealed chocolate-covered loofah	0		Effect: "Cautious Prowl", Effect Duration: 19
10138	flame-retardant mansplainer's flagstone flag	0		Monster Level: +15, Hot Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagellate", Last Available: "2022-12"
10139	green lightning-fast flagstone flail of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Initiative: +40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagflog", Last Available: "2022-12"
10140	Fonzie's beefy flagstone flip-flops	0		Muscle: +10, Experience (Moxie): +1, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Flap Flip", Last Available: "2022-12"
10141	stiffened slick flagstone fez	0		Moxie: +10, Damage Reduction: 1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Fez Ritual", Last Available: "2022-12"
10142	teal blinking Jack Frost's flagstone fleece of Flo-Jo	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Fleece Flex", Last Available: "2022-12"
10143	clever experienced flagstone fringe	0		Experience: +2, Maximum MP: +20, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Foxtrot", Last Available: "2022-12"
10144	diluted flagstone flagments	1		Effect: "Jerky, Boy", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2022-12"
10145	moist unsweetened Flag by the Foot&trade;	0		Effect: "The Dinsey Spirit", Effect Duration: 32
10146	elf sleeper agent	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10147	red-and-green microcamera	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10148	cobbled-together Meat detector of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10149	concentrated upside-down tin thermos of chai	0		Effect: "Puzzle Fury", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2019-12"
10150	mixed shaking prototype stimulant	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10151	twirling lion tamer's tailored vest	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10152	sew-on bandage	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10153	teal really nice net	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10154	red elf army poncho of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10155	adequate tumbling yellow elf army field rations	4	good	Last Available: "2019-12"
10156	gingernade	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10157	electrified discarded bowtie of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10158	perfectly mixed practically non-alcoholic martiny	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2019-12"
10159	blinking tryptophan dart	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10160	cold-filtered pressed oxidized licorice snake	0		Effect: "Some Cheese with Your Wine", Effect Duration: 69
10161	double-chilled spinning cyan virgin jello shot	0		Effect: "You're Rubber", Effect Duration: 56
10162	activated mutated candy lump	0		Effect: "Cold Hands", Effect Duration: 21
10163	polymerized government-issued candy	0		Effect: "Nuts about Candy", Effect Duration: 28
10164	triple-modified Pneumo bar	0		Effect: "Turtle Power", Effect Duration: 33
10165	ghostly wobbly mint condition Lil' Doctor&trade; bag	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-02"
10166	fuchsia dangerous beefy Lil' Doctor&trade; bag	0		Muscle: +10, Weapon Damage: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Otoscope", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Reflex Hammer", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Chest X-Ray", Last Available: "2019-02"
10168	blood bag	0		
10169	diet rotten narrow purple bloodstick	1	crappy	
10170	acceptable enchanted bottle of Sanguiovese	3	good	Effect: "Joy", Effect Duration: 30
10171	snack-sized adequate actual blood sausage	2	good	
10172	hand-crafted mulled blood	3	EPIC	
10173	decent blood snowcone	4	good	
10174	spirit-forward drinkable Red Russian	5	good	
10175	spoiled massive blue blood roll-up	8	crappy	
10176	drinkable practically non-alcoholic bottle of blood	1	good	
10177	super-sized adequate blood-soaked sponge cake	5	good	
10178	strong smooth vampagne	5	awesome	
10179	half-sized tasty plain snowcone	2	awesome	
10180	shaking Booke of Vampyric Knowledge	0		
10181	teal shaking money bag	0		
10182	money bag	0		
10183	pulsating ghostly money bag	0		
10184	Thwaitgold mosquito statuette	0		
10185	mirror bucket of Vampyre blood	0		
10186	blood knife	0		Lasts Until Rollover
10187	PirateRealm membership packet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-04"
10188	squat PirateRealm guest pass	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10189	supercool wizardly PirateRealm eyepatch of the bloodbag	0		Mysticality: +25, Moxie Percent: +20, Maximum HP: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10190	bloody harpoon	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10191	compass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10192	skull key	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10193	gray curious anemometer	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10194	Red Roger's flag	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10195	upside-down mirror Glass Jack's spyglass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10196	recursed compass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10197	tomb-opener	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10198	Red Roger's map	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10199	adequate massive crabsicle	7	good	Last Available: "2019-04"
10200	melty plastic grenade	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10201	perfectly mixed practically non-alcoholic huge bottle of dark rhum	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2019-04"
10202	smooth bottle of extra-dark rhum	4	awesome	Last Available: "2019-04"
10203	acceptable bottle of super-extra-dark rhum	3	good	Last Available: "2019-04"
10204	anodized vacuum-sealed polarized pirate shaving cream	0		Effect: "Izchak's Blessing", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2019-04"
10205	wool baleful conquistador's breastplate	0		Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2019-04"
10206	spinning teal Lo Pan's pirate pantaloons of doom	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2019-04"
10207	[glitch season reward name]	0		
10208	tumbling signal fragment	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10209	windicle	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10210	pulsating toasty supercool pirate radio ring	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10211	Island Drinkin', a Tiki Mixology Odyssey	0		Skill: "Tiki Mixology", Last Available: "2019-04"
10212	normal pineapple slab	3	good	Last Available: "2019-04"
10213	miniature flavorless bouncing maroon hibiscus petal	2	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10214	activated extra-enhanced lime green huge mint leaf	0		Effect: "Wintergreen Warmongery", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2019-04"
10215	cocoa of youth	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10216	altered bouncing ice molecule	1		Effect: "Smoky Third Eye", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2019-04"
10217	mirror Red Roger's reliquary	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10218	blurry Red Roger's right hand	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10219	Red Roger's left hand	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10220	Red Roger's right foot	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10221	wobbly Red Roger's left foot	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10222	Red Roger's skull	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10223	compressed bouncing pewter shavings	1		Last Available: "2019-04"
10224	fuchsia Red Roger tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10225	blue squat PirateRealm fun-a-log	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10226	wicked plush sea serpent	0		Spell Damage: +5, Monster Level: -100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10227	adequate pirate fork	3	???	Last Available: "2019-04"
10228	Scurvy and Sobriety Prevention	0		Skill: "Prevent Scurvy and Sobriety", Last Available: "2019-04"
10229	spinning ring	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10230	greasy scandalous piratical blunderbuss	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2019-04"
10231	dog trainer's Van der Graaf PirateRealm party hat of the boozehound	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Booze Drop: +100, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2019-04"
10232	artisanal practically non-alcoholic upside-down Island Landslide	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2019-04"
10233	aged fancy gray Island Thunderstorm	4	awesome	Effect: "Just the Brown Ones", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2019-04"
10234	mediocre practically non-alcoholic Island Hurricane	1	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10235	tolerable Skull Punch	4	good	Last Available: "2019-04"
10236	fancy perfectly mixed Electric Punch	3	EPIC	Effect: "Gummiskin", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2019-04"
10237	drinkable Smuggler's Punch	4	good	Last Available: "2019-04"
10238	tolerable yellow Scorpion Bowl	3	good	Last Available: "2019-04"
10239	extra-dry mediocre squat Turtle Bowl	5	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10240	weak acceptable olive Cobra Bowl	2	good	Last Available: "2019-04"
10241	vampyric cloake pattern	0		Free Pull
10242	spinning censurious MacGyver's fortified Rosewater's vampyric cloake of doom	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum MP: +100, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Become a Wolf", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Become a Cloud of Mist", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Become a Bat", Last Available: "2019-03"
10243	plastic pirate hat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10244	quadruple-vacuum-sealed chilled double-irradiated jittery one piece of bubble gum	0		Effect: "Salt Rockin'", Effect Duration: 13
10245	arcanoferric housing	0		
10246	intact medium-wave antenna	0		
10247	18-picohertz resonator crystal	0		
10248	upside-down blown-out speaker cone	0		
10249	mirror overloaded short-pulse transistor	0		
10250	Fourth of May Cosplay Saber kit	0		Free Pull
10251	aromatic Oprah's deadly Fourth of May Cosplay Saber	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Stench Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Use the Force", Last Available: "2019-05"
10252	ring	0		Single Equip
10253	olive Thwaitgold nymph statuette	0		
10254	pulsating zippy executive family-friendly Jeselnik's nippy supercharged studded savvy brawny beefy hewn moon-rune spoon of the blizzard	0		Muscle: +10, Muscle Percent: +20, Mysticality Percent: +20, Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Cold Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +40, Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Alters Page Text, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Dragoon Platoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spittoon Monsoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Festoon Buffoon", Last Available: "2019-06", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
10255	cartoon harpoon	0		Last Available: "2019-06"
10256	squat rune-strewn spoon cocoon	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-06"
10257	bouncing Beach Comb Box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-07"
10258	olive shaking aromatic stiffened Beach Comb of Calamity Jane	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beach Combo", Last Available: "2019-07"
10259	grain of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10260	skewed small pile of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10261	spinning pile of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10262	pile of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10263	empty hourglass	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10264	mirror hourglass	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10265	bouncing wobbly etched hourglass	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10266	moist polymerized mirror magenta seashell	0		Effect: "Hairless and Airless", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2019-07"
10267	pressed cyan seashell	0		Effect: "Hella Smart", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2019-07"
10268	nitrogenated fuchsia twirling gray seashell	0		Effect: "You're High as a Crow, Marty", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2019-07"
10269	oxidized wet corrupted seashell	0		Effect: "The Halls of Mysticality", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2019-07"
10270	super-polarized modified seashell	0		Effect: "Takin' It Greasy", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2019-07"
10271	bouncing bunch of sea grapes	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10272	perfectly mixed bottle of sea wine	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2019-07"
10273	distilled narrow kelp	1		Effect: "Inebriate Pride", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2019-07"
10274	red avaricious foul-smelling Oprah's curative hale deadly stylish driftwood hat of courage of Flo-Jo	0		Moxie: +25, Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum HP: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Stench Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +30, Initiative: +100, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10275	jittery teal greedy lard-coated frightening therapeutic veiny Fonzie's driftwood pants of the pedagogue of Tarzan of extreme caution	0		Experience: +3, Experience (Muscle): +3, Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum HP: +10, Monster Level: -25, Spooky Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +20, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10276	perfumed toasty occult experienced supercool boxer's driftwood bracelet of the pedagogue of the overflowing toilet	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Moxie Percent: +20, Experience: 5, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Hot Damage: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +5, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10277	gray inspector's experienced brainy waders	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience: +2, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2019-07"
10278	executive scandalous spearfish fishing spear of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Sleaze Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2019-07"
10279	sizzling quilted dance instructor's rabbitfish fin	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Damage Absorption: +40, Hot Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10280	wobbly piece of coral	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10281	piece of driftwood	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10282	huge yellow lightning-fast greedy Newton's pirate cutlass	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Meat Drop: +20, Initiative: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10283	flame-retardant sage tricorn hat of terror	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2019-07"
10284	veiny Fonzie's Rosewater's swash buckle	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum HP: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10285	narrow meteorite fragment	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10286	nasty meteorite earring of the brute of dire peril	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Weapon Damage: +20, Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10287	skewed scorching groovy meteorite necklace of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Moxie Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10288	reassuring Jeselnik's veiny meteorite ring	0		Maximum HP: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10289	unsweetened upside-down Finnish Fish	0		Effect: "Video Game Hot Dog", Effect Duration: 23
10290	wet deionized chocolate doubloon	0		Effect: "Pygmy Drinking Buddy", Effect Duration: 22
10291	crafty medical-grade stiffened driftwood beach comb	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum MP: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10292	lime green Distant Woods Getaway Brochure	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-08"
10293	stick of firewood	0		Last Available: "2019-08"
10294	huge Fonzie's Socratic experienced whittled tiara	0		Experience: +2, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Experience (Moxie): +1, Last Available: "2019-08"
10295	tumbling frosty Da Vinci's whittled shorts of the early riser	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2019-08"
10296	prompt Temple Grandin's wizardly whittled flail	0		Mysticality: +25, Familiar Weight: +7, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2019-08"
10297	dog trainer's brawny whittled wand of the detective	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience (familiar): +1, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2019-08"
10298	wobbly squat ruddy stylish weightlifter's whittled flute	0		Muscle: +15, Moxie: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2019-08"
10299	Usain Bolt's reassuring rock-hard whittled bear figurine	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Spooky Resistance: +1, Initiative: +80, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-08"
10300	spinning narrow censurious therapeutic whittled owl figurine of the businessman	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +50, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-08"
10301	chaotic stiffened thinker's whittled fox figurine	0		Mysticality: +10, Damage Reduction: 1, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-08"
10302	Annie Oakley's veiny Samson's whittled walking stick of Calamity Jane	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum HP: +10, Critical Hit Percent: 35, Last Available: "2019-08"
10303	spoiled snack-sized campfire hot dog	2	crappy	Last Available: "2019-08"
10304	adequate campfire baked potato	4	good	Last Available: "2019-08"
10305	normal gray campfire s'more	3	good	Last Available: "2019-08"
10306	rotten squat campfire beans	3	crappy	Last Available: "2019-08"
10307	delicious campfire stew	3	awesome	Last Available: "2019-08"
10308	campfire coffee	1	decent	Last Available: "2019-08"
10309	oxidized altered leftover chocolate bar	0		Effect: "Executive Greed", Effect Duration: 11
10310	rare Meat isotope	0		
10311	pulsating burnt stick	0		Last Available: "2019-08"
10312	upside-down bundle of firewood	0		Last Available: "2019-08"
10313	jittery campfire smoke	0		
10314	blinking Murgatroyd diode	0		
10315	blurry signal receiver	0		
10316	space shield	0		
10317	signal jammer	0		Single Equip
10318	low-pressure oxygen tank	0		Single Equip
10319	mirror Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette	0		
10320	jumbo stale space chowder	5	decent	
10321	lousy twirling space wine	3	decent	
10322	wobbly The Imploded World	0		Skill: "Implode Universe"
10323	mirror packaged Pocket Professor	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-09"
10324	Pocket Professor memory chip	0		
10325	Law of Averages	0		
10332	squat Unopened Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-10"
10333	curative Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper of vim and vigor of courage	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Spooky Resistance: +3, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Avoid Attack: 1, Last Available: "2019-10"
10334	unopened diabolic pizza cube box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-11"
10335	diabolic pizza cube	0		Last Available: "2019-11"
10336	diabolic pizza	3	???	Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-11"
10337	adequate bu&ntilde;uelos Jaliscos	3	good	Last Available: "2019-12"
10338	decent flan del mar	4	good	Last Available: "2019-12"
10339	decent massive olive twirling Baja sopapilla	6	good	Last Available: "2019-12"
10340	red plastic Mer-kin baker of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2019-12"
10341	auspicious plastic sea elf	0		Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10342	blurry skewed cyan perfumed plastic yuleviathan	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10343	yellow prompt plastic dolphin &quot;orphan&quot;	0		Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10344	pulsating savvy plastic Dolph Bossin	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Last Available: "2019-12"
10345	red-spotted snapper roe	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10346	normal skewed mana-coated yams	4	good	Last Available: "2019-11"
10347	half-sized stale mana-basted tofurkey leg	2	decent	Last Available: "2019-11"
10348	decent immense mana-fortified cranberry sauce	7	good	Last Available: "2019-11"
10349	moldy mana-stuffed herbal stuffing	4	crappy	Last Available: "2019-11"
10350	mirror human musk	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10351	super-warmed modified patch of extra-warm fur	0		Effect: "Human-Insect Hybrid", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2019-12"
10352	vaporized wobbly industrial lubricant	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10353	dry aerosolized huge unfinished pleasure	0		Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2019-12"
10354	diluted pulsating vial of humanoid growth hormone	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10355	compressed bouncing a bug's lymph	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10356	flattened ionized organic potpourri	0		Effect: "Boo Tea", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2019-12"
10357	aged practically non-alcoholic shaking shaking boot flask	1	awesome	Last Available: "2019-12"
10358	moist infernal snowball	0		Effect: "Turkey-Agitated", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2019-12"
10359	skewed madness	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10360	vaporized squat ghostly fish sauce	1		Effect: "Cock of the Walk", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2019-12"
10361	jumbo yummy jittery guffin	5	awesome	Last Available: "2019-12"
10362	powdered Shantix&trade;	1		Effect: "Superveiny 9000", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2019-12"
10363	goodberry	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10364	dried non-Euclidean angle	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10365	pickled aerosolized unsweetened upside-down peppermint syrup	0		Effect: "World's Shortest Giant", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2019-12"
10366	non-corrupted Mer-kin eyedrops	0		Effect: "Innately Wise", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2019-12"
10367	magnetized magnetized extra-strength goo	0		Effect: "Wreathed in Smoke", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2019-12"
10368	envelope full of Meat	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10369	distilled livid energy	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10370	micronova	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10371	compressed huge beggin' cologne	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10372	frightening stylish oxygenated eggnog helmet	0		Moxie: +25, Spooky Damage: +5, Adventure Underwater, Last Available: "2019-12"
10373	spinning hand-knitted diving booties	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10374	narrow gray peppermint harpoon gun	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10375	vacuum-sealed jittery concentrated fish broth	0		Effect: "Moon-Eyed", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2019-12"
10376	cold-filtered super-polymerized ghostly shaking liquid SONAR	0		Effect: "Space Cadet", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2019-12"
10377	map to Dolph Bossin's hideout	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10378	skewed Dolph Bossin's charity note	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10379	wobbly knitted Samson's Herculean Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat	0		Experience (Muscle): 6, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2019-12"
10380	The Spirit of Giving	0		Skill: "The Spirit of Taking", Last Available: "2019-12"
10381	The Spirit of Giving (used)	0		Skill: "The Spirit of Taking", Last Available: "2019-12"
10382	bouncing Crimbo Factory surprise box	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10383	soggy gingerbread chunk	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10384	altered pulsating spinning salty gumdrop	0		Effect: "Influence of Sphere", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2019-12"
10385	Jim Carey's ribbon candy ascot of incineration	0		Monster Level: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10386	moist Crimbo spices	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10387	intact anemone spike	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10388	slick anemoney clip	0		Moxie: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10389	runny icing	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10390	altered tumbling super-sweet fish goo (spoiled)	1		Effect: "The Smeezingtons", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2019-12"
10391	lightning-fast deadly icing poncho of the sewer	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +25, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2019-12"
10392	upside-down Mer-kin cookiestove	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10393	pickled pressed wet glob of salty molasses	0		Effect: "Chilblains of the Corn", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2019-12"
10394	supercharged Mer-kin rollpin of the businessman	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2019-12"
10395	personalizable gingerbread cookie	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10396	squat narrow tinsel fin	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10397	flavorless miniature bowl of mernudo	2	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10398	weak hand-crafted fishelada	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2019-12"
10399	toothsome ojo de pez burrito	3	awesome	Last Available: "2019-12"
10400	waterlogged wood	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10401	waterlogged cloth	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10402	waterlogged stuffing	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10403	waterlogged	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10404	spinning waterlogged	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10405	baleful nutcracker hat of the scaredy-cat	0		Spell Damage: +25, Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2019-12"
10406	nippy nutcracker waistcoat of the cheetah	0		Cold Damage: +10, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2019-12"
10407	miser's lard-coated nutcracker pants	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10408	huge friendly educational nutcracker boots	0		Experience: +1, Familiar Weight: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10409	gray manspreader's sinister nutcracker sword	0		Spell Damage: +10, Monster Level: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10410	electrified shellacked nutcracker drumstick	0		Damage Reduction: 7, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10411	red nutcracker beard of Gandalf of the brazier	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10412	manspreader's nutcracker cape of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10413	teal medical-grade nutcracker epaulets of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10414	nutcracker figurine	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10415	rotten salt plum	3	crappy	Last Available: "2019-12"
10416	peppermint eel sauce	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10417	super-sized spoiled and bean	5	crappy	Last Available: "2019-12"
10418	squat reassuring stiffened kelp-holly gun of terror	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2019-12"
10419	cyan blinking stiffened boxer's Yuleviathan necklace	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Damage Reduction: 1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10420	huge maroon scorching sage peppermint spine	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2019-12"
10421	soggy elf shoes of Leguizamo of doom	0		Monster Level: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10422	curative Crimbylow-rise jeans of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10423	steel-toed sage kelp-holly drape	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Damage Reduction: 9, Last Available: "2019-12"
10424	blurry up-at-dawn careful savvy Staff of the Peppermint Twist of the dark arts	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Monster Level: -10, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10425	stale tempura and bean	4	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10426	mediocre triple-distilled salt plum sake	6	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10427	double-quantum bouncing pressurized potion of possessiveness	0		Effect: "Strong Spirit", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2019-12"
10428	enhanced almond	0		Effect: "Creepin' Up on You", Effect Duration: 63
10429	double-moist handful of mixed nuts	0		Effect: "Ripping, Dripping", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2019-12"
10430	nutcracking pliers	0		
10431	Retrospecs try-at-home kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-01"
10432	clever cool Retrospecs	0		Moxie: +5, Maximum MP: +20, Item Drop: +5, Single Equip, Free Pull, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Detect Weakness", Last Available: "2020-01"
10433	unopened Bird-a-Day calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-01"
10434	olive Bird-a-Day calendar	0		Last Available: "2020-01"
10437	squat wobbly mint-in-box Powerful Glove	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-02"
10438	scorching Fonzie's brawny thinker's Powerful Glove of vim and vigor	0		Mysticality: +10, Muscle Percent: +20, Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Replace Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Shrink Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Invisible Avatar", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Triple Size", Last Available: "2020-02"
10439	enhanced signal receiver	0		
10440	mirror status cymbal	0		Last Available: "2020-02"
10441	curative banded Drip harness of Flo-Jo	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Initiative: +100, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
10442	Usain Bolt's drippy truncheon	0		Initiative: +80, Single Equip
10443	Driplet	0		
10444	drippy snail shell	0		
10445	rotten drippy nugget	4	drippy	
10446	delicious glass of drippy wine	4	drippy	
10447	rotten fuchsia drippy caviar	3	drippy	
10448	bland drippy plum(?)	4	drippy	
10449	cyan blinking drippy stake of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
10450	spinning The Eye of the Thing in the Basement	0		
10451	drippy khakis	0		Drippy Resistance: +5
10452	drippy shield	0		Drippy Resistance: +10
10453	The Fingernail of the Thing in the Basement	0		
10454	ghostly coin	0		
10455	mushroom	0		
10456	lime green squat deluxe mushroom	0		
10457	blurry super deluxe mushroom	0		
10458	moist double-liquefied fizzy soda	0		Effect: "Human-Slime Hybrid", Effect Duration: 44
10459	magnetized non-dry healthy juice	0		Effect: "Overstimulated", Effect Duration: 35
10460	hammer	0		Plumber Power: 1, Plumber Stat: "Muscle"
10461	hammer	0		Plumber Power: 2, Plumber Stat: "Muscle"
10462	fire flower	0		Plumber Power: 1, Plumber Stat: "Mysticality"
10463	bonfire flower	0		Plumber Power: 2, Plumber Stat: "Mysticality"
10464	twirling work boots	0		Single Equip, Plumber Power: 1, Plumber Stat: "Moxie"
10465	boots	0		Single Equip, Plumber Power: 2, Plumber Stat: "Moxie"
10466	ghostly cape of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25
10467	pulsating ghostly nasty back shell of Flo-Jo	0		Stench Damage: +5, Initiative: +100
10468	spiky back shell	0		Thorns: 1
10469	spinning power pants	0		Maximum PP: +1
10470	Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette	0		
10471	bouncing Plumber's Union Handbook	0		
10472	bony back shell of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25
10473	frosty button	0		Single Equip
10474	nitrogenated chilled blooper ink	0		Effect: "Red Door Syndrome", Effect Duration: 39
10475	yellow huge coin	0		
10476	rubber doll head	0		
10477	spinning bouncing rubber doll body	0		
10478	squat plastic doll arms	0		
10479	mirror plastic doll legs	0		
10480	yellow rubber baby doll	0		Damage Aura: 1
10481	Better Shrooms and Gardens catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-03"
10482	packet of mushroom spores	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10483	shaking green free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10484	plump free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10485	bulky free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10486	gray free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10487	green immense free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10488	colossal free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10489	moldy mushroom filet	3	crappy	Last Available: "2020-03"
10490	tumbling mushroom slab	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10491	dried squat wobbly mushroom tea	1		Last Available: "2020-03"
10492	hand-crafted watered-down skewed tumbling mushroom whiskey	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2020-03"
10493	foul-smelling wholesome savvy mushroom cap	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-03"
10494	blue blurry scorching mansplainer's Sinatra's smooth mushroom shield	0		Moxie: +15, Experience (Moxie): +5, Monster Level: +15, Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-03"
10495	baleful dance instructor's mushroom pants of Gandalf of the businessman	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spell Damage: +25, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2020-03"
10496	pulsating toasty fortified smartaleck's mushroom badge of the cheetah	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Damage Absorption: +60, Hot Damage: +5, Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-03"
10497	spinning house-sized mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10498	pulsating pulsating pristine piranha seed	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10499	plastic piranha pot	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10500	anodized squat piranha pollen	0		Effect: "Marbles in Your Mouth", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2020-03"
10501	plumber's boots	0		Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Plumber Jump"
10502	sinistral homunculus	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-04"
10503	smooth kettle bell	0		Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2020-04"
10504	narrow ribald glued-together crystal ball	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-04"
10505	martini dregs of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-04"
10506	cyan educational flickering flashlight	0		Experience: +1, Last Available: "2020-04"
10507	lion tamer's crumbling rabbit's foot	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2020-04"
10508	blurry Socratic outmoded fidget toy	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Last Available: "2020-04"
10509	Sherlock's flimsy ski pole	0		Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2020-04"
10510	yellow discarded finger painting of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2020-04"
10511	pizza box of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2020-04"
10512	foul-smelling chipped coffee mug of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-04"
10513	wobbly cool Left-Hand Man action figure	0		Moxie: +5, Last Available: "2020-04"
10514	olive drippy seed	0		
10515	drippy grub	0		
10516	bouncing drippy bezoar	0		
10517	spinning Drip Institute petri dish	0		
10518	drippy ichor	0		
10519	drippy enzyme	0		
10520	drippy salt	0		
10521	purple drippy pigment	0		
10522	drippy bromide	0		
10523	drippy flux	0		
10524	drippy stein	0		
10525	drinkable drippy pilsner	3	drippy	
10526	drippy staff	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drip Blast"
10528	mirror drippy orb	0		
10529	green lustrous drippy orb	0		
10530	upside-down bouncing MacGyver's gory drippy orb	0		Maximum MP: +100
10531	annealed drippy orb	0		Drippy Resistance: +5
10532	Guzzlr application	0		Free Pull
10533	studded Guzzlr tablet of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Damage Absorption: +80, Last Available: "2020-05"
10534	Guzzlr cocktail set	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10535	spinning narrow Guzzlrbuck	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10536	Guzzlr hat	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10537	Guzzlr shoes	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-05"
10538	bouncing Guzzlr pants	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10539	supercool Guzzlr souvenir stein	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Last Available: "2020-05"
10540	Guzzlr tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10541	tolerable blurry Ghiaccio Colada	3	good	Last Available: "2020-05"
10542	bad weak Sourfinger	2	decent	Last Available: "2020-05"
10543	acceptable Nog-on-the-Cob	3	good	Last Available: "2020-05"
10544	bad distilled Steamboat	5	decent	Last Available: "2020-05"
10545	perfectly mixed blinking Buttery Boy	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2020-05"
10546	narrow Never Don't Stop Not Striving	0		Skill: "Always Never Not Guzzling", Last Available: "2020-05"
10547	pulsating rosy-cheeked clown car key of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2020-08"
10548	curative shellacked batting cage key of terror	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10549	zippy sizzling coward's aqu&iacute;	0		Monster Level: -20, Hot Damage: +10, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2020-08"
10550	purple ghostly curative sinister knob labinet key of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Spell Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10551	bouncing energetic Rosewater's weightlifter's weremoose key	0		Muscle: +15, Mysticality Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2020-08"
10552	Sinatra's peg key	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10553	bouncing kekekey of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2020-08"
10554	maroon Jim Carey's rabbit's foot key	0		Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2020-08"
10555	blinking double-paned careful knob shaft skate key	0		Monster Level: -10, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10556	rosy-cheeked healthy brainy ice key	0		Mysticality: +5, Maximum HP Percent: 50, Last Available: "2020-08"
10557	executive anchovy can key	0		Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2020-08"
10558	chaotic medical-grade cactus key	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10559	upside-down sinister f'c'le sh'c'le k'y of doom	0		Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2020-08"
10560	squat toasty Herculean treasure chest key	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10561	crafty banded demonic key of the sewer	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum MP: +10, Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-08"
10562	asbestos-lined key sausage	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10563	shaking blue Jack Frost's padded knob treasury key	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2020-08"
10564	Tesla shellacked cool scrap key	0		Moxie: +5, Damage Reduction: 7, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10565	rose key of vim and vigor of Flo-Jo	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2020-08"
10566	wobbly hardened music box key	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2020-08"
10567	sizzling actual skeleton key of the overflowing toilet	0		Hot Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2020-08"
10568	energetic educational brainy deep-fried key	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience: +1, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2020-08"
10569	Jeselnik's hale discarded bike lock key	0		Maximum HP: +20, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-08"
10570	Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette	0		
10571	wobbly Manual of Lock Picking	0		Skill: "Lock Picking", Last Available: "2020-08"
10572	ionized marshroom	0		Effect: "Pockets of Fire", Effect Duration: 43
10573	bag of Iunion stones	0		Free Pull
10574	bouncing Iunion Crown	0		Last Available: "2020-06"
10575	drippy candy bar	0		
10576	double-alkaline fuchsia huge salty drippy candy bar	0		Effect: "familiar.enq", Effect Duration: 53
10577	quadruple-vacuum-sealed writhing drippy candy bar	0		Effect: "Dwarven Hardiness", Effect Duration: 66
10578	adjusted gooey drippy candy bar	0		Effect: "Warm Belly", Effect Duration: 18
10579	tumbling baby camelCalf	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-07"
10580	blinking dromedary drinking helmet	0		
10581	packaged SpinMaster&trade; lathe	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-08"
10582	SpinMaster&trade; lathe	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10583	flimsy hardwood scraps	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10584	mansplainer's banded birch battery	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Monster Level: +15, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-08"
10585	olive arcane researcher's weightlifter's ebony epee of James Dean	0		Muscle: +15, Experience (Moxie): +3, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Disarming Thrust", Last Available: "2020-08"
10586	greedy auspicious weeping willow wand of the businessman	0		Item Drop: +10, Meat Drop: 70, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Barrage of Tears", Last Available: "2020-08"
10587	blue friendly steel-toed beechwood blowgun of the glutton	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Familiar Weight: +3, Food Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Poison Dart", Last Available: "2020-08"
10588	mirror lion tamer's maple magnet of the bloodbag of the brazier	0		Maximum HP: +100, Experience (familiar): +2, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-08"
10589	Dreadsylvanian hemlock	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10590	hemlock helm of the cougar of temperance of the detective	0		Moxie: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2020-08"
10591	mirror sweaty balsam	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10592	occult beefy balsam barrel of the dark arts	0		Muscle: +10, Spell Damage Percent: 125, Last Available: "2020-08"
10593	redwood	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10594	quantum redwood rain stick	0		Effect: "Heart of Orange", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2020-08"
10595	gray purpleheart logs	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10596	greedy clever purpleheart &quot;pants&quot; of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Maximum MP: +20, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2020-08"
10597	bouncing wormwood stick	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10598	squat coward's groovy wormwood wedding ring of the pedagogue of Leguizamo of the brazier	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience: +3, Monster Level: 0, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-08"
10599	shaking Dripwood slab	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10600	drippy diadem	0		Drippy Resistance: +15, Last Available: "2020-08"
10601	Thwaitgold slug statuette	0		
10602	frightening ert grey goo ring	0		Spooky Damage: +5
10603	fistful of wood shavings	0		
10604	Yeg's Motel ashtray	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10605	Yeg's Motel alarm clock	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10606	super-cold-filtered squat Yeg's Motel toothbrush	0		Effect: "Eagle Eyes", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2020-09"
10607	dry dry squat tumbling Yeg's Motel hand soap	0		Effect: "Hagg-ard", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2020-09"
10608	mirror Yeg's Motel sewing kit	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10609	half-sized flavorless Yeg's Motel pillow mint	2	decent	Last Available: "2020-09"
10610	Yeg's Motel disposable razor	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10611	modified pickled magnetized Yeg's Motel mouthwash	0		Effect: "Moose Wisdom", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2020-09"
10612	Yeg's Motel shower cap of dire peril of chilblains	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Cold Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-09"
10613	narrow studded grievous Yeg's Motel bathrobe	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Damage Absorption: +80, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-09"
10614	Yeg's Motel slippers of dire peril of chilblains	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Cold Damage: +25, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-09"
10615	bouncing Yeg's Motel stationery	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10616	Yeg's Motel minibar key	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10617	sizzling desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10618	frost-rimed desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10619	uncanny desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10620	squat nasty desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10621	blurry twirling greasy desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10622	chess set	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10623	onyx king	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10624	onyx queen	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10625	twirling onyx rook	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10626	skewed onyx bishop	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10627	onyx knight	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10628	onyx pawn	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10629	alabaster king	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10630	alabaster queen	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10631	alabaster rook	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10632	squat alabaster bishop	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10633	alabaster knight	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10634	alabaster pawn	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10635	blurry bagged Cargo Cultist Shorts	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-09"
10636	squat Usain Bolt's family-friendly medical-grade forbidden Cargo Cultist Shorts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Initiative: +80, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2020-09"
10637	complicated device	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10638	enchanted hand-crafted watered-down huge flask of moonshine	2	EPIC	Effect: "Sweet Tooth", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2020-09"
10639	wobbly lard-coated shellacked cool sea-worn candlestick	0		Moxie: +5, Damage Reduction: 7, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-09"
10640	Universal Seasoning	0		
10641	cold-filtered jittery null-day exploit	0		Effect: "Dreadful Smell", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2025-12"
10642	flame orb	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10643	small delicious chocolate chip muffin	2	awesome	
10644	bouncing Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-10"
10645	Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read)	0		Last Available: "2020-10"
10646	packaged knock-off retro superhero cape	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-11"
10647	Vampire Slicer trench cape	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +50, Hot Resistance: +3, Cold Resistance: +3, Spooky Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +3
10648	box o' ghosts	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10649	blurry gregarious ghostling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10650	grinning ghostling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10651	greedy ghostling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10652	wobbly subscription cocoa dispenser	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10653	quadruple-modified blinking fortifying hot cocoa	0		Effect: "Greased-Up Familiar", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2020-12"
10654	activated magnetized boiling hot cocoa	0		Effect: "Pride of the Vampire", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2020-12"
10655	unsweetened shaking cool hot cocoa	0		Effect: "Purpose", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2020-12"
10656	alkaline concentrated overly-fancy hot cocoa	0		Effect: "Void Between the Stars", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2020-12"
10657	dry hot cocoa au beurre	0		Effect: "Vital", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2020-12"
10658	frozen hot cocoa with rainbow marshmallows	0		Effect: "Flower Power", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2020-12"
10659	beefy Book of Old-Timey Carols	0		Muscle: +10, Last Available: "2020-12"
10660	green miser's Crimbo smile	0		Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2020-12"
10661	hardened SalesCo sample kit	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2020-12"
10662	modified extra-denatured huge blinking candy harmonica	0		Effect: "From Nantucket", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2020-12"
10663	magnetized energized sugar	0		Effect: "Itchy Trigger Finger", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2020-12"
10664	activated multi-level marzipan	0		Effect: "Kernel Panic!", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2020-12"
10665	Newton's plastic Crimbo caroler	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2020-12"
10666	manspreader's plastic multi-level marketer	0		Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2020-12"
10667	wobbly mansplainer's plastic Crimbo cheer	0		Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2020-12"
10668	red huge plastic Mirth of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2020-12"
10669	Da Vinci's plastic Penny	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Last Available: "2020-12"
10670	jittery green overflowing gift basket	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10671	purple personalized wassail stein	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10672	green tabletop candy dispenser	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10673	narrow wizardly neck wreath	0		Mysticality: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10674	shining star cap of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2020-12"
10675	Lo Pan's nativity shorts	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2020-12"
10676	scorching frosty myrrh pouch	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10677	medical-grade brainy frankincenser	0		Mysticality: +5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2020-12"
10678	fireproof strapping gilded trumpet	0		Muscle: +5, Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10679	spinning fireproof &quot;reusable&quot; grocery bag	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-12"
10680	asbestos-lined wine carrier	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-12"
10681	savvy candy bucket	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-12"
10682	extra-anodized flattened magnetized red prescription teeth whitener	0		Effect: "The Magic of LOV", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2020-12"
10683	polymerized triple-colloidal non-irradiated skewed green imported lemon lozenge	0		Effect: "Cold as Ice", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2020-12"
10684	nitrogenated tarnished hermedisiac cologne	0		Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2020-12"
10685	blue spinning government food shipment	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10686	government booze shipment	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10687	government candy shipment	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10688	shaking Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10689	Crimbo Carol tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10690	blue Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10691	teal food drive button	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10692	booze drive button	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10693	blurry candy drive button	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10694	pulsating food mailing list	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10695	bouncing booze mailing list	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10696	candy mailing list	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10697	nippy sharpshooter's fruit bat	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10698	jittery lightning-fast Van der Graaf tinsel orb	0		Initiative: +40, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Last Available: "2020-12"
10699	padded smooth snowpack	0		Moxie: +15, Damage Absorption: +20, Class: "Pastamancer", Last Available: "2020-12"
10700	blurry lime green Van der Graaf Satan hat of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Class: "Sauceror", Last Available: "2020-12"
10701	frightening Crimbo stockings of doom	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Disco Bandit", Last Available: "2020-12"
10702	horrifying weightlifter's poncho de azucar	0		Muscle: +15, Spooky Damage: +25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Last Available: "2020-12"
10703	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1	0		Skill: "Long Winter's Nap", Last Available: "2020-12"
10704	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used)	0		Skill: "Long Winter's Nap", Last Available: "2020-12"
10705	blinking The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2	0		Skill: "Bowl Full of Jelly", Last Available: "2020-12"
10706	ghostly The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used)	0		Skill: "Bowl Full of Jelly", Last Available: "2020-12"
10707	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3	0		Skill: "Ashes and Soot", Last Available: "2020-12"
10708	skewed The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used)	0		Skill: "Ashes and Soot", Last Available: "2020-12"
10709	huge The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4	0		Skill: "Eye and a Twist", Last Available: "2020-12"
10710	huge The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used)	0		Skill: "Eye and a Twist", Last Available: "2020-12"
10711	tumbling The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5	0		Skill: "Dimples, How Merry!", Last Available: "2020-12"
10712	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used)	0		Skill: "Dimples, How Merry!", Last Available: "2020-12"
10713	bouncing The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6	0		Skill: "Chubby and Plump", Last Available: "2020-12"
10714	narrow The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used)	0		Skill: "Chubby and Plump", Last Available: "2020-12"
10715	big normal and pepper (stale)	5	good	Last Available: "2020-12"
10716	artisanal watered-down squat cranberry margarita (brackish)	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2020-12"
10717	fuzzy polar bear ears	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2020-12"
10718	squat nose	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2020-12"
10719	pulsating maroon goose mask	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2020-12"
10720	drinkable blinking barrel-aged eggnog	3	good	Last Available: "2020-12"
10721	delicious hand-crafted candy cane	4	awesome	Last Available: "2020-12"
10722	moldy shaking drive-thru burger	4	crappy	Last Available: "2020-12"
10723	drinkable Boulevardier cocktail	3	good	Last Available: "2020-12"
10724	modified non-ionized jittery blue Hotwire&trade; brand candy rope	0		Effect: "Elbow Sauce", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2020-12"
10725	bland half-sized bowl full of jelly	2	decent	Last Available: "2020-12"
10726	bad Eye and a Twist	3	decent	Last Available: "2020-12"
10727	irradiated nitrogenated blinking blurry gray Chubby and Plump bar	0		Effect: "Rad-ish", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2020-12"
10728	olive digibritches	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10729	tumbling packaged crystal ball	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-01"
10730	crystal ball	0		Initiative: +50, Last Available: "2021-01", Item Drop (sporadic): +25
10731	fresh can of paint	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-12"
10732	fresh coat of paint	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10733	blinking emotion chip	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-02", Skill: "Emotionally Chipped"
10734	pulsating spinal-fluid-covered emotion chip	0		Last Available: "2021-02", Skill: "Emotionally Chipped"
10735	robo-battery	0		
10736	maroon Thwaitgold listening bug statuette	0		
10737	power seed	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-03"
10738	wobbly potted power plant	0		Last Available: "2021-03"
10739	altered energized spinning battery (AAA)	0		Effect: "Brother Corsican's Blessing", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2021-03"
10740	irradiated quantum electrified battery (AA)	0		Effect: "Educated (Kinda)", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2021-03"
10741	electrified battery (D)	0		Effect: "Angry like the Wolf", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2021-03"
10742	dry wobbly battery (9-Volt)	0		Effect: "Oriental Mysticism", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2021-03"
10743	extra-ionized battery (lantern)	0		Effect: "Here's Mud in Your Eye", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2021-03"
10744	colloidal flattened battery (car)	0		Effect: "Rad-ish", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2021-03"
10745	cryptocloak	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10746	blurry marshmallow	0		
10747	practically non-alcoholic tolerable marshmallow bomb	1	good	Last Available: "2021-03"
10748	upside-down packaged backup camera	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-04"
10749	backup camera	0		Maximum HP / MP: +20, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Back-Up to your Last Enemy", Last Available: "2021-04"
10750	shortest-order cook	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-05"
10751	wobbly blurry plate	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10752	electrified cold-filtered short beer	0		Effect: "Chorale of Companionship", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2021-05"
10753	quadruple-adjusted twirling cyan short stack of pancakes	0		Effect: "There Wolf", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2021-05"
10754	wet ionized quantum huge skewed short stick of butter	0		Effect: "Dance of the Sugar Fairy", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2021-05"
10755	concentrated oxidized short glass of water	0		Effect: "Voracious Gorging", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2021-05"
10756	alkaline unsweetened short	0		Effect: "All Branned Up", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2021-05"
10757	Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette	0		
10758	quantum of familiar	0		
10759	twirling aromatic familiar scrapbook of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Stench Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Show Your Boring Familiar Pictures", Last Available: "2021-06"
10760	packaged familiar scrapbook	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-06"
10761	teal clan underground fireworks shop	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10762	narrow red Samson's Herculean brainy fedora-mounted fountain	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience (Muscle): 6, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10763	friendly wholesome boxer's sombrero-mounted sparkler	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10764	gray energetic Rosewater's savvy porkpie-mounted popper	0		Mysticality Percent: 50, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10765	tumbling rocket	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10766	huge upside-down jittery maroon rocket	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10767	ghostly rocket	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10768	gigantic normal fire crackers	10	good	Last Available: "2021-07"
10769	Arr, M80	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10770	weightlifter's Catherine Wheel of the scaredy-cat	0		Muscle: +15, Monster Level: -15, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10771	frightening rocket boots of the early riser	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10772	sparkler of the blizzard of the brazier	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10773	fuchsia Our Daily Candles&trade; order form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-08"
10774	diffused galvanized maroon Scent of a Human&trade; candle	0		Effect: "So Fresh and So Clean", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2021-08"
10775	aerosolized The Beast Within&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Bread-Lined", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2021-08"
10776	polarized galvanized spinning Salsa Caliente&trade; candle	0		Effect: "5 Pounds Lighter", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2021-08"
10777	altered skewed maroon Smoldering Clover&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Buff as a Baobab", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2021-08"
10778	ionized Napalm In The Morning&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Super Accuracy", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2021-08"
10779	tumbling narrow wool extra-large utility candle of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Cold Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10780	reassuring Samson's runed taper candle	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Spooky Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10781	thinker's beefcake's novelty sparkling candle of Tarzan	0		Muscle: +25, Mysticality: +10, Experience (Muscle): +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10782	upside-down avaricious auspicious Abracandalabra	0		Item Drop: +10, Meat Drop: +30, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10783	toasty extra-wide head candle of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Hot Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10784	polarized spinning natural magick candle	0		Effect: "Human-Undead Hybrid", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2021-08"
10785	moist dry green narrow rainbow glitter candle	0		Effect: "Oriental Mysticism", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2021-08"
10786	tarnished banana candle	0		Effect: "Can Has Cyborger", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2021-08"
10787	double-pressed ear candle	0		Effect: "Rainbow Bright", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2021-08"
10788	altered spinning votive of confidence	0		Effect: "Industrial Strength Starch", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2021-08"
10789	water candle of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Water: 3, Lasts Until Rollover
10790	jittery wholesome B. L. A. R. T.	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "B. L. A. R. T. Spray (narrow)", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "B. L. A. R. T. Spray (medium)", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "B. L. A. R. T. Spray (wide)"
10791	shaking Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette	0		
10792	empty nacho cheese can	0		Water: 1
10793	literal bucket hat	0		Water: 5
10794	rainproof barrel caulk	0		
10795	pump grease	0		
10796	upside-down packaged industrial fire extinguisher	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-09"
10797	scorching MacGyver's industrial fire extinguisher of the bloodbag of Gandalf of chilblains of the overflowing toilet	0		Maximum HP: +100, Maximum MP: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +25, Hot Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam 'em Up", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Polar Vortex", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam Yourself", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Blast the Area", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Zone Specific", Last Available: "2021-09"
10798	The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells	0		Skill: "Dead Nostrils", Last Available: "2021-08"
10799	mirror The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read)	0		Skill: "Dead Nostrils", Last Available: "2021-08"
10800	1950 Vampire Vintner wine	1	awesome	Last Available: "2021-10"
10801	bottled Vampire Vintner	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-10"
10802	skewed French-Transylvanian Dictionary	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10803	packaged Daylight Shavings Helmet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-11"
10804	ghostly asbestos-lined foul-smelling baleful Daylight Shavings Helmet	0		Spell Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2021-11"
10805	wobbly eggwater	1	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10806	adequate bread man	3	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10807	spoiled blinking tumbling plain candy cane	3	crappy	Last Available: "2021-12"
10808	spoiled wobbly flour cookie	3	crappy	Last Available: "2021-12"
10809	spinning rosy-cheeked plastic food lab	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10810	plastic nog lab of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10811	banded plastic chem lab	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10812	sizzling plastic primary lab	0		Hot Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10813	flame-wreathed plastic Cheer Core	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10814	purple packaged medicine cabinet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-12"
10815	medicine cabinet	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10816	manspreader's occult ice crown of the sewer	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Monster Level: +10, Stench Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-12"
10817	dog trainer's Newton's savvy jeans	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Experience (familiar): +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-12"
10818	pulsating foul-smelling Temple Grandin's ice wrap of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Familiar Weight: +7, Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-12"
10819	normal snack-sized tofu pop	2	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10820	rotten maroon bowl of prescription candy	3	crappy	Last Available: "2021-12"
10821	moldy fishcake	3	crappy	Last Available: "2021-12"
10822	decent snack-sized bone broth	2	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10823	rotten star pop	4	crappy	Last Available: "2021-12"
10824	bad Doc's Fortifying Wine	4	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10825	acceptable special watered-down Doc's Smartifying Wine	2	good	Effect: "Feline Ferocity", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2021-12"
10826	delicious purple Doc's Limbering Wine	3	awesome	Last Available: "2021-12"
10827	bad Doc's Medical-Grade Wine	3	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10828	boiled upside-down Homebodyl&trade;	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10829	dehydrated jittery green Extrovermectin&trade;	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10830	twisted wobbly Breathitin&trade;	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10831	twisted Fleshazole&trade;	1		Effect: "Busy Bein' Delicious", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2021-12"
10832	quadruple-improved skewed anti-burn cream	0		Effect: "Nut-Rition", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2021-12"
10833	moist skewed yellow anti-freeze cream	0		Effect: "Bastard!", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2021-12"
10834	altered unsweetened ionized anti-goosebump cream	0		Effect: "There Wolf", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2021-12"
10835	non-colloidal super-unsweetened huge anti-odor cream	0		Effect: "Booing Radly", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2021-12"
10836	nitrogenated anti-creep cream	0		Effect: "Thickest, Sickest", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2021-12"
10837	enhanced spinning anti-pain cream	0		Effect: "Helping Comes Second", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2021-12"
10838	lousy Doc's Special Reserve Wine	3	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10839	spoiled skewed bread pie	3	crappy	Last Available: "2021-12"
10840	artisanal enchanted squat clear Russian	3	EPIC	Effect: "Frosty the Hitman", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2021-12"
10841	zero-trust tanktop	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10842	bouncing Crimbo ball	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10843	tumbling Crimbo ball	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10844	blinking gooified animal matter	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10845	gooified vegetable matter	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10846	gooified mineral matter	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10847	apple brown pudding pie	3	EPIC	Effect: "Hoity Toity", Effect Duration: 13
10848	extra-sweet chocolate and pear nog	3	good	Effect: "Hoity Toity", Effect Duration: 33
10849	coagulated plum pudding isomers	2		Effect: "Festively Experimented-Upon", Effect Duration: 50
10850	goo magnet	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10851	experienced cozy scarf	0		Experience: +2, Last Available: "2021-12"
10852	spoiled huge huge Crimbo cookie	6	crappy	Last Available: "2023-06"
10853	concentrated narrow fleshy putty	0		Effect: "Spore-Wreathed", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2021-12"
10854	reassuring third ear	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10855	festive egg sac	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10856	fuchsia poisonsettia	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10857	peppermint-scented socks of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2021-12"
10858	bouncing cyan the Crymbich Manuscript	0		Skill: "Ancient Crymbo Lore", Last Available: "2021-12"
10859	blurry projectile chemistry set	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10860	bouncing Rosewater's depleted Crimbonium football helmet	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Last Available: "2021-12"
10861	synthetic rock	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10862	moldy skewed &quot;caramel&quot;	3	crappy	Last Available: "2021-12"
10863	skewed personal trainer's self-repairing earmuffs	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Last Available: "2021-12"
10864	frosty carnivorous potted plant	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2021-12"
10865	huge universal biscuit	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10866	skewed beefy yule hatchet	0		Muscle: +10, Last Available: "2021-12"
10867	wobbly potato alarm clock	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10868	special spoiled lab-grown meat	3	crappy	Effect: "Demonic Flavor", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2021-12"
10869	sizzling fleece	0		Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2021-12"
10870	gray boxed gumball machine	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10871	cloning kit	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10872	scorching pants	0		Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2021-12"
10873	maroon mirror Annie Oakley's can of mixed everything of the brute of the empath	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2021-12"
10874	Site Alpha ID badge	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10875	the Crymbich Manuscript (used)	0		Skill: "Ancient Crymbo Lore", Last Available: "2021-12"
10876	snack-sized flavorless meatball	2	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10877	squat cloned monster	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10878	meatball machine	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10879	refurbished air fryer	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10880	altered huge fried air	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10881	11-leaf clover	0		
10882	carton of astral energy drinks	0		
10883	pickled astral energy drink	1		Effect: "All Branned Up", Effect Duration: 15
10884	mint condition magnifying glass	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
10885	zippy auspicious dangerous magnifying glass	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Item Drop: +10, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2022-12"
10886	drinkable void lager	3	good	Last Available: "2022-12"
10887	yummy void burger	3	awesome	Last Available: "2022-12"
10888	tumbling void stone	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
10889	inspector's nippy occult void shard of Flo-Jo	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Cold Damage: +10, Item Drop: +15, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2022-12"
10890	undrilled cosmic bowling ball	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-01"
10891	cosmic bowling ball	0		Last Available: "2022-01"
10892	skewed combat lover's locket lockbox	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-02"
10893	rosewater-soaked combat lover's locket	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Gear Drop: [pref(locketPhylum,demon)*50], Last Available: "2022-02"
10894	Thwaitgold protozoa statuette	0		
10895	purple grey gosling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-03"
10896	skewed grey down vest	0		Experience (familiar): +2
10897	trojan horseshoe	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10898	undamaged Unbreakable Umbrella	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-04"
10899	supercharged Herculean unbreakable umbrella (broken) of incineration of the sewer	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Stench Damage: +25
10900	MayDay&trade; contract	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-05"
10901	MayDay&trade; supply package	0		Last Available: "2022-05"
10902	unsweetened improved twirling emergency glowstick	0		Effect: "Comprehensively Nourished", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2022-05"
10903	wobbly strapping survival knife	0		Muscle: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10904	crank-powered radio on a lanyard of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10905	Newton's headlamp	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10906	fortified Samson's weightlifter's thermal blanket	0		Muscle: +15, Experience (Muscle): +5, Damage Absorption: +60, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10907	atlas of local maps of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10908	concentrated diffused spare battery	0		Effect: "Sinuses For Miles", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2022-05"
10909	space blanket	0		Last Available: "2022-05"
10910	frozen squat single-use dust mask	0		Effect: "stats.enq", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2022-05"
10911	frozen gaffer's tape	0		Effect: "Piratastic", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2022-05"
10912	delicious miniature 20-lb can of rice and beans	2	awesome	Last Available: "2022-05"
10913	huge bar of freeze-dried water	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2022-05"
10914	tasty gray expired MRE	3	awesome	Last Available: "2022-05"
10915	adequate diet cool mint precipice bar	1	good	Last Available: "2022-05"
10916	low-calorie flavorless spinning carrot cake precipice bar	1	decent	Last Available: "2022-05"
10917	The Big Book of Every Skill	0		
10918	Thwaitgold harvestman statuette	0		
10919	ghostly upside-down packaged June cleaver	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-06"
10920	executive ribald beefcake's June cleaver	0		Muscle: +25, Sleaze Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Attacks Can't Miss, Last Available: "2022-06"
10921	weak lousy Dad's brandy	2	decent	Last Available: "2022-06"
10922	blurry fortified teacher's pen of the sweet-tooth	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2022-06"
10923	bite-sized moldy shaking shaking fire-roasted lake trout	1	crappy	Last Available: "2022-06"
10924	rotten pulsating guilty sprout	4	crappy	Last Available: "2022-06"
10925	fuchsia Fonzie's groovy mother's necklace	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience (Moxie): +1, Last Available: "2022-06"
10926	aerosolized frozen huge trampled ticket stub	0		Effect: "Tapped In", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2022-06"
10927	non-irradiated ghostly savings bond	0		Effect: "Your Interest is Peaked", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2022-06"
10928	wobbly designer sweatpants (new stock)	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-07"
10929	bouncing designer sweatpants	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flick", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flood", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Spray", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Sip", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Make Sweat-Ade", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drench Yourself in Sweat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sip Some Sweat", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Sweat Out Some Booze", Last Available: "2022-07"
10930	twisted blinking sweat-ade	1		Last Available: "2022-07"
10931	unopened stillsuit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-08"
10932	stillsuit	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Damage: +10, Last Available: "2022-08"
10933	thick dinosaur	0		
10934	dinosaur scale	0		
10935	pristine dinosaur feather	0		
10936	nasty dinosaur spike	0		
10937	asbestos-lined pterodactyl rifle	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Snipe Pterodactyl"
10938	wobbly birdseed hat	0		
10939	flatusaur gasmask	0		
10940	dinosaur dart	0		
10941	triple-colloidal Dino DNAde&trade;	0		Effect: "Stenchtastic", Effect Duration: 55
10942	blue dinosaur repellent	0		
10943	camouflage vest of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20
10944	bouncing Dinodollar	0		
10945	twirling valuable dinosaur droppings	0		
10946	squat dinosaur pheromone kit	0		
10947	twirling ghostly chilly awkward dinosaur research harness of the bloodbag of doom	0		Maximum HP: +100, Cold Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
10948	teal lard-coated reflective vest	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
10949	banded dinosaur	0		Damage Absorption: +100
10950	Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette	0		
10951	packaged Jurassic Parka	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-09"
10952	supercharged Fonzie's Jurassic Parka	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Avoid Attack: 1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Engage ultra-attractive parka mode", Last Available: "2022-09"
10953	boxed autumn-aton	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-10"
10954	jittery autumn-aton	0		Last Available: "2022-10"
10955	Vulcanized tumbling autumn leaf	0		Effect: "Dreadful Fear", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2022-10"
10956	lousy AutumnFest ale	4	decent	Last Available: "2022-10"
10957	Temple Grandin's crafty autumn sweater-weather sweater of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum MP: +10, Familiar Weight: +7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-10"
10958	fireproof toasty autumn debris shield of the blizzard of the sweet-tooth	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Hot Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +3, Candy Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-10"
10959	thick rotten autumn-spice donut	5	crappy	Last Available: "2022-10"
10960	corrupted alkaline autumn dollar	0		Effect: "Slippery Tongue", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2022-10"
10961	dangerous Fonzie's experienced autumn leaf pendant	0		Experience: +2, Experience (Moxie): +1, Weapon Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-10"
10962	diluted gray wobbly autumn breeze	1		Effect: "Chari Tea", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2022-10"
10963	warmed narrow autumn years wisdom	0		Effect: "Natural 20", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2022-10"
10964	blue mirror familiar-in-the-middle wrapper	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10965	acceptable enchanted Oopsie IPA	3	good	Effect: "Concentrated Concentration", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2022-10"
10966	narrow mummified entombed cookbookbat	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-11"
10967	upside-down Yeast of Boris	0		Last Available: "2022-11"
10968	St. Sneaky Pete's Whey	0		Last Available: "2022-11"
10969	Vegetable of Jarlsberg	0		Last Available: "2022-11"
10970	stale tiny huge jittery ratatouille de Jarlsberg	1	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
10971	flavorless Jarlsberg's vegetable soup	4	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
10972	flavorless mirror upside-down roasted vegetable of Jarlsberg	3	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
10973	bland spinning St. Pete's sneaky smoothie	3	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
10974	decent mirror Pete's wiley whey bar	3	good	Last Available: "2022-11"
10975	rotten skewed Pete's rich ricotta	3	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
10976	weak drinkable Boris's beer	2	good	Last Available: "2022-11"
10977	special delicious honey bun of Boris	3	awesome	Effect: "Antarctic Memories", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2022-11"
10978	tiny adequate Boris's bread	1	good	Last Available: "2022-11"
10979	twirling Recipe of Before Yore: ratatouille de Jarlsberg	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "ratatouille de Jarlsberg"
10980	Recipe of Before Yore: Jarlsberg's vegetable soup	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Jarlsberg's vegetable soup"
10981	mirror shaking Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable of J.	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "roasted vegetable of Jarlsberg"
10982	Recipe of Before Yore: St. Pete's sneaky smoothie	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "St. Pete's sneaky smoothie"
10983	Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's wily whey bar	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Pete's wiley whey bar"
10984	Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's rich ricotta	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Pete's rich ricotta"
10985	squat Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's beer	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Boris's beer"
10986	Recipe of Before Yore: honey bun of Boris	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "honey bun of Boris"
10987	spinning Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's bread	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Boris's bread"
10988	spoiled baked veggie ricotta casserole	3	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
10989	rotten jittery plain calzone	3	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
10990	moldy blue roasted vegetable focaccia	3	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
10991	moldy Pizza of Legend	4	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
10992	bland massive Calzone of Legend	7	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
10993	Recipe of Before Yore: Calzone of Legend	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Calzone of Legend"
10994	Recipe of Before Yore: Pizza of Legend	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Pizza of Legend"
10995	Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable focaccia	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "roasted vegetable focaccia"
10996	Recipe of Before Yore: plain calzone	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "plain calzone"
10997	Recipe of Before Yore: baked veggie ricotta	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "baked veggie ricotta casserole"
10998	cookbookbat book	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10999	Recipe of Before Yore: Deep Dish of Legend	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Deep Dish of Legend"
11000	half-sized spoiled Deep Dish of Legend	2	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
11001	fuchsia deed to Oliver's Place	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-01"
11002	drink chit	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11003	government per-diem	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11004	prohie's hat of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2024-01"
11005	polarized imported taffy	0		Effect: "Notably Lovely", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2024-01"
11006	blue stanky forbidden Charleston shoes	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-01"
11007	booze bindle	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11008	Herculean groovy rare oboe	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience (Muscle): +1, Last Available: "2024-01"
11009	horrifying flame-wreathed bullet necklace	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-01"
11010	diet delicious swamp haunch	1	awesome	Last Available: "2024-01"
11011	gator shades of chilblains of the businessman	0		Cold Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-01"
11012	milk cap	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11013	drinkable skewed Charleston Choo-Choo	4	good	Last Available: "2024-01"
11014	smooth Velvet Veil	4	awesome	Last Available: "2024-01"
11015	tolerable upside-down Marltini	4	good	Last Available: "2024-01"
11016	tolerable practically non-alcoholic narrow Strong, Silent Type	1	good	Last Available: "2024-01"
11017	acceptable twirling huge Mysterious Stranger	3	good	Last Available: "2024-01"
11018	bad weak narrow Champagne Shimmy	2	decent	Last Available: "2024-01"
11019	spinning the Sot's parcel	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11020	MacGyver's ruddy ceramic cestus	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Maximum MP: +100, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Punch", Last Available: "2023-12"
11021	smartaleck's boxer's ceramic centurion shield of the sweet-tooth	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Moxie Percent: +30, Candy Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Bash", Last Available: "2023-12"
11022	ghostly wobbly smelly energetic ceramic celery grater	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Grate", Last Available: "2023-12"
11023	wool coward's weightlifter's ceramic celsiturometer	0		Muscle: +15, Monster Level: -20, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Boil", Last Available: "2023-12"
11024	auspicious horrifying ceramic cerecloth belt of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Spooky Damage: +25, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Skullgaze", Last Available: "2023-12"
11025	gray upside-down careful ceramic cenobite's robe of the detective of the early riser	0		Monster Level: -10, Item Drop: +20, Adventures: +7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Cenobitize", Last Available: "2023-12"
11026	dried bouncing ceramic scree	1		Last Available: "2023-12"
11027	activated skewed extra-hard jawbreaker	0		Effect: "Spiritually Awake", Effect Duration: 63
11028	horrifying Temple Grandin's chiffon chevrons of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Weight: +7, Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11029	brainy chiffon chapeau of chilblains of the sweet-tooth	0		Mysticality: +5, Cold Damage: +25, Candy Drop: +100, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11030	rosy-cheeked occult smartaleck's chiffon chamberpot	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11031	bouncing curative groovy chiffon chemise of Gandalf	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +20, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11032	avaricious manspreader's sage chiffon chakram	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Monster Level: +10, Meat Drop: +30, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11033	smelly steel-toed chiffon chaps of temperance	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11034	mixed squat chiffon carbage	1		Last Available: "2023-12"
11035	diffused galvanized shaking chiffon lemon	0		Effect: "Abyssal Sweat", Effect Duration: 24
11036	spoiled chocomotive	3	crappy	Last Available: "2022-12"
11037	toothsome immense freightcake	7	awesome	Last Available: "2022-12"
11038	hand-crafted cabooze	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2022-12"
11039	maroon plastic caboose	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11040	plastic passenger car of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2022-12"
11041	lime green nasty plastic dining car	0		Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2022-12"
11042	narrow lard-coated plastic coal car of the detective	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2022-12"
11043	plastic locomotive of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2022-12"
11044	twirling packaged model train set	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-12"
11045	model train set	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11046	Crimbo training manual	0		
11047	shaking Abuela Crimbo's special magnet	0		
11048	skewed Trainbot radar monocle	0		Single Equip
11049	pile of Trainbot parts	0		
11050	moist Trainbot circuitry	0		Effect: "Yeah, It's Just Gasoline", Effect Duration: 18
11051	diffused Trainbot tubing	0		Effect: "Heart of Green", Effect Duration: 19
11052	modified Trainbot plating	0		Effect: "Wet Jaw", Effect Duration: 59
11053	super-frozen energized Trainbot optics	0		Effect: "Extra-Thick Blood", Effect Duration: 62
11054	tarnished corrupted Trainbot servomotors	0		Effect: "Down With Chow", Effect Duration: 51
11055	triple-electrified green Trainbot linkages	0		Effect: "Extra-Sharp Weapon", Effect Duration: 59
11056	ping-pong paddle	0		Single Equip
11057	wobbly ping-pong ball	0		
11058	occult Trainbot harness	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25
11059	tumbling maroon ping-pong table	0		
11060	huge twirling Crimbo train emergency brake	0		
11061	huge Trainbot autoassembly module	0		
11062	inspector's gravedigger's steel-toed head-mounted Trainbot	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Spooky Damage: +10, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2022-12"
11063	scorching Temple Grandin's dance instructor's leg-mounted Trainbots	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Familiar Weight: +7, Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2022-12"
11064	fuchsia pulsating smartaleck's beefcake's shoulder-mounted Trainbot of chilblains	0		Muscle: +25, Moxie Percent: +30, Cold Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2022-12"
11065	cinnamon machine oil	0		
11066	huge Crimbo crystal shards	0		
11067	lousy boozy cyan upside-down dregs of a Crimbo cocktail	5	decent	
11068	lost elf luggage	0		
11069	Trainbot luggage hook	0		Single Equip
11070	rotten honey-drenched ham slice	4	crappy	
11071	artisanal mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine	4	EPIC	
11072	toothsome small Crimbo food scraps	2	awesome	
11073	arm towel	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11074	wobbly automatic wine thief	0		Single Equip
11075	wobbly table-scraper	0		Single Equip
11076	huge Trainbot slag	0		
11077	red industrially-crushed ice	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11078	low-calorie stale steamed oyster	1	decent	
11079	really nice lump of coal	0		
11080	pulsating deactivated mini-Trainbot	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11081	gray steam unit	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11082	crystal Crimbo goblet	0		
11083	blinking crystal Crimbo platter	0		
11084	weak acceptable fancy Crimbosmopolitan	2	good	Effect: "Buggy Flavor", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2022-12"
11085	huge adequate fuchsia Crimbo dinner	6	good	Last Available: "2022-12"
11086	overloaded Yule battery	0		Familiar Weight: +25, Last Available: "2022-12"
11087	train whistle	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11088	squat squat The Superconductor's CPU	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2022-12"
11089	unoccupied sheep suit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-12"
11090	half-height cigar	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11091	grubby wool	0		
11092	blurry steel-toed razor-sharp cool grubby wool hat	0		Moxie: +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Damage Reduction: 9
11093	Tesla sage grubby wool scarf	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
11094	upside-down nasty stiffened smooth grubby wool trousers	0		Moxie: +15, Damage Reduction: 1, Stench Damage: +5
11095	Usain Bolt's frightening scorching clever grubby wool gloves	0		Maximum MP: +20, Hot Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +5, Initiative: +80, Single Equip
11096	skewed skewed ghostly grubby wool beerwarmer	0		
11097	acceptable watered-down nice warm beer	2	good	
11098	grubby woolball	0		
11099	blinking blinking Rock Garden Guide	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-01"
11100	ghostly upside-down packet of rock seeds	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11101	groveling gravel	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11102	diluted green fruity pebble	1		Last Available: "2023-01"
11103	lodestone	0		Effect: "Loded", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2023-01"
11104	blinking milestone	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11105	bolder boulder	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11106	blue twirling molehill mountain	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11107	whet stone	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11108	hard rock	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11109	stalagmite	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11110	chocolate covered ping-pong ball	0		
11112	yummy spinning pixel bread	4	awesome	
11113	lousy weak pixel whiskey	2	decent	
11114	pixel rock	0		
11115	S.I.T. Course Voucher	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-02"
11116	huge red S.I.T. Course Completion Certificate	0		Last Available: "2023-02"
11117	frozen glob of extra-green chlorophyll	0		Effect: "Mayeaugh", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2023-02"
11118	moist triple-colloidal mushroom	0		Effect: "Flame-Retardant Trousers", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2023-02"
11119	frozen quantum five-fingered fern resin	0		Effect: "Adapt to Change Eventually", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2023-02"
11120	small flavorless huge super good fruit	2	decent	Last Available: "2023-02"
11121	mixed energized spores	1		Last Available: "2023-02"
11122	baleful hot pepper of the glutton	0		Spell Damage: +25, Food Drop: +100, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Hot", Last Available: "2023-02"
11123	diffused pulsating out-of-work circus flea	0		Effect: "Ooh, Umami!", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2023-02"
11124	extra-grubby grub	0		Last Available: "2023-02"
11125	alkaline fire ant pheromones	0		Effect: "Fungal Fortification", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2023-02"
11126	adjusted flapper fly	0		Effect: "Super-Mega-Ultra-Hyper-Charged", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2023-02"
11127	acceptable shot of wasp venom	3	good	Last Available: "2023-02"
11128	extra-concentrated tarnished filled mosquito	0		Effect: "Weird Flavor", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2023-02"
11129	anodized liquefied mirror shim of shame shale	0		Effect: "Block-Rockin' Beet", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2023-02"
11130	concentrated skewed pebble of proud pyrite	0		Effect: "Destructive Resolve", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2023-02"
11131	diffused double-corrupted teal pile of gritty sand	0		Effect: "It Tickles!  It Tickles!", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2023-02"
11132	skewed hollow rock	0		Last Available: "2023-02"
11133	deionized extra-irradiated angry agate	0		Effect: "Mistified", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2023-02"
11134	cold-filtered aerosolized wobbly pulsating lump of loyal latite	0		Effect: "Disco Inferno", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2023-02"
11135	bland half-sized enchanted shadow sausage	2	decent	Effect: "Toothy Grin", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2023-03"
11136	veiny shadow skin of the brazier	0		Maximum HP: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2023-03"
11137	electrified ghostly shadow flame	0		Effect: "Itchy Trigger Finger", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2023-03"
11138	adequate shadow bread	4	good	Last Available: "2023-03"
11139	wobbly shadow ice	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11140	delicious shadow fluid	4	awesome	Last Available: "2023-03"
11141	skewed shadow glass	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11142	maroon shadow brick	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11143	shadow sinew	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11144	acceptable shadow venom	3	good	Last Available: "2023-03"
11145	compressed yellow skewed shadow nectar	1		Effect: "Pockets of Fire", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-03"
11146	lard-coated resourceful shadow stick of temperance	0		Maximum MP: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2023-03"
11147	careful slick bat paw	0		Moxie: +10, Monster Level: -10
11148	uncursed bat paw of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30
11149	foul-smelling baleful goblin cape of Gandalf	0		Spell Damage: +25, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +10
11150	family-friendly uncursed goblin cape	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1
11151	wholesome quilted dragon wishbone	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum HP Percent: +10
11152	upside-down Annie Oakley's uncursed dragon wishbone	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20
11153	upside-down crafty ruddy rock-hard stats of the blizzard	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Maximum MP: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25
11154	maroon uncursed stats of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30
11155	bouncing energetic arcane orb of temperance	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +5
11156	quilted uncursed arcane orb	0		Damage Absorption: +40
11157	gray supercharged machete	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30
11158	crafty uncursed machete	0		Maximum MP: +10
11159	blanket	0		
11160	uncursed blanket	0		
11161	knitted Van der Graaf medallion of the early riser	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Adventures: +7, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
11162	nasty uncursed medallion	0		Stench Damage: +5
11163	Advanced Pig Skinning	0		
11164	twirling The Cheese Wizard's Companion	0		
11165	Jazz Agent sheet music	0		
11166	Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette	0		
11167	shadowy cheat sheet	0		Free Pull
11168	closed-circuit phone system	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-03"
11169	closed-circuit pay phone	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11170	shadow lighter	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11171	shadow heptahedron	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11172	lime green shadow snowflake	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11173	spinning blinking shadow heart	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11174	shadow bucket	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11175	shadow wave	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11176	maroon Rufus's shadow lodestone	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11177	quilted Fonzie's shadow chef's hat of the storm	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2023-03"
11178	Lo Pan's shellacked strapping shadow trousers	0		Muscle: +5, Damage Reduction: 7, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2023-03"
11179	stylish shadow hammer of Flo-Jo	0		Moxie: +25, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2023-03"
11180	skewed fuchsia dog trainer's coward's Tesla shadow monocle	0		Monster Level: -20, Experience (familiar): +1, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-03"
11181	shadow candle	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shadow Flame", Last Available: "2023-03"
11182	huge stale shadow hot dog	9	decent	Last Available: "2023-03"
11183	weak acceptable shadow martini	2	good	Last Available: "2023-03"
11184	pickled tumbling shaking wobbly shadow pill	1		
11185	blurry jittery shadow needle	0		
11186	cursed monkey's paw	0		All Attributes: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, All Resistance: +2, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Slap", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Tickle", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Evil Monkey Eye", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Peace Sign", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Point", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Punch", Last Available: "2023-04"
11187	wobbly bouncing monkey glove	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-04"
11188	polarized aerosolized wet shadow candy	0		Effect: "Antsy in your Pantsy", Effect Duration: 40
11189	pulsating replica Mr. Accessory	0		
11190	replica Dark Jill-O-Lantern	0		
11191	squat replica hand turkey outline	0		
11192	replica crimbo elfling	0		
11193	replica pygmy bugbear shaman	0		
11194	dedigitizer schematic: cyburger	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11195	replica gravy-covered maypole	0		Item Drop: +25
11196	olive blurry replica wax lips	0		Experience: +3
11197	blurry teal replica Tome of Snowcone Summoning	0		
11198	dedigitizer schematic: cybeer	0		Last Available: "2025-12", Softcore Only
11199	bouncing miser's therapeutic Socratic replica jewel-eyed wizard hat	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Meat Drop: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Magic Missile"
11200	teal pulsating censurious replica bottle-rocket crossbow of Leguizamo of the businessman	0		Monster Level: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire red bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire blue bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire orange bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire purple bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire black bottle-rocket"
11201	lion tamer's occult dance instructor's replica navel ring of navel gazing of the sewer	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Experience (familiar): +2, Stench Damage: +25, Single Equip, Item Drop (sporadic): 4.25, Meat Drop (sporadic): 4.25
11202	smartaleck's replica V for Vivala mask of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Moxie Percent: +30, Single Equip, Combat Item Damage Percent: 50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Creepy Grin"
11203	aromatic studded Herculean replica haiku katana	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Damage Absorption: +80, Stench Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Raindrop Attack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summer Siesta", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Falling Leaf Whirlwind", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Winter's Bite Technique", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "The 17 Cuts"
11204	replica box of fireworks	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire off a Roman Candle", Item Drop (sporadic): +12.5
11205	bouncing replica cotton candy cocoon	0		
11206	lion tamer's groovy replica Elvish sunglasses of the dark arts of Gandalf	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play an Accordion Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Guitar Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Drum Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Flute Solo"
11207	replica squamous polyp	0		
11208	replica stone sphere	0		
11209	Tesla educational replica Greatest American Pants of Leguizamo	0		Experience: +1, Monster Level: +20, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
11210	purple replica organ grinder	0		
11211	ruddy fortified experienced replica Juju Mojo Mask	0		Experience: +2, Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Single Equip
11212	Sherlock's horrifying replica Operation Patriot Shield of horror	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Shield", Variable
11213	narrow replica Libram of Resolutions	0		
11214	knitted Tesla healthy replica plastic vampire fangs	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Cold Resistance: +3, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Feed"
11215	replica angel	0		
11216	grievous replica Camp Scout backpack	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Drops Items
11217	spinning replica deactivated nanobots	0		
11218	pulsating mirror replica Apathargic Bandersnatch	0		
11219	blurry spinning replica Smith's Tome	0		
11220	replica over-the-shoulder Folder Holder	0		
11221	pulsating replica Order of the Green Thumb Order Form	0		
11222	bouncing shrink-wrapped Cincho de Mayo	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-05"
11223	censurious smooth Cincho de Mayo of the bloodbag of mayonnaise	0		Moxie: +15, Maximum HP: +100, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Dispense Salt and Lime", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Soundtrack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Fiesta Exit", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Projectile Piñata", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Foul", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Confetti Extravaganza", Last Available: "2023-05"
11224	dedigitizer schematic: psilocyber mushroom	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11225	cyan replica Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab	0		
11226	tumbling replica still grill	0		
11227	replica Crimbo sapling	0		
11228	replica puck	0		
11229	tumbling replica Chateau Mantegna room key	0		
11230	jittery replica Deck of Every Card	0		
11231	replica Source terminal	0		
11232	replica disconnected intergnat	0		
11233	skewed olive replica Witchess Set	0		
11234	replica genie bottle	0		
11235	teal replica space planula	0		
11236	replica unpowered Robortender	0		
11237	replica Neverending Party invitation envelope	0		
11238	tumbling replica January's Garbage Tote	0		
11239	replica God Lobster Egg	0		
11240	up-at-dawn supercharged replica Fourth of May Cosplay Saber of terror	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Use the Force"
11241	Usain Bolt's auspicious toasty Da Vinci's replica Kramco Sausage-o-Matic&trade; of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Hot Damage: +5, Item Drop: +10, Initiative: +80
11242	miser's smelly Jack Frost's electrified padded savvy cool thinker's replica hewn moon-rune spoon of the pedagogue of Tarzan of Leguizamo	0		Mysticality: +10, Moxie: +5, Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience: +3, Experience (Muscle): +3, Damage Absorption: +20, Monster Level: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Alters Page Text, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Dragoon Platoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spittoon Monsoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Festoon Buffoon", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
11243	replica baby camelCalf	0		
11244	shaking blinking executive Sherlock's scandalous stiffened supercool replica Powerful Glove	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Damage Reduction: 1, Sleaze Damage: +5, Item Drop: +25, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Replace Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Shrink Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Invisible Avatar", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Triple Size"
11245	zippy sharpshooter's banded replica Cargo Cultist Shorts of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Damage Absorption: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Initiative: +20
11246	lightning-fast veiny weightlifter's replica industrial fire extinguisher of the empath of the brazier of courage	0		Muscle: +15, Maximum HP: +10, Familiar Weight: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +3, Initiative: +40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam 'em Up", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Polar Vortex", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam Yourself", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Blast the Area", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Zone Specific"
11247	narrow replica crystal ball	0		Initiative: +50, Item Drop (sporadic): +25
11248	replica emotion chip	0		Skill: "Replica Emotionally Chipped"
11249	zippy dog trainer's replica Jurassic Parka	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Initiative: +20, Avoid Attack: 1
11250	fuchsia replica grey gosling	0		
11251	replica designer sweatpants	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flick", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flood", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Spray", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Sip", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Make Sweat-Ade", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drench Yourself in Sweat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sip Some Sweat", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Sweat Out Some Booze"
11252	replica plastic pumpkin bucket	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +13, Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.35
11253	replica Ten Dollars	0		
11254	inspector's hardy smartaleck's replica Cincho de Mayo of courage	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +50, Spooky Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +15, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Dispense Salt and Lime", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Soundtrack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Fiesta Exit", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Projectile Piñata", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Foul", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Confetti Extravaganza"
11255	Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette	0		
11256	blinking shrink-wrapped 2002 Mr. Store Catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-06"
11257	2002 Mr. Store Catalog	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11258	hale wicked deadly supercool &quot;I survived Y2K&quot; T-Shirt of the dark arts of Leguizamo	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Weapon Damage: +5, Spell Damage: +5, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP: +20, Monster Level: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-06"
11259	Letter from Carrie Bradshaw	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11260	pro skateboard of the boozehound of Flo-Jo	0		Booze Drop: +100, Initiative: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Do a Kickflip", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Do a Method!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Do an epic McTwist!", Last Available: "2023-06"
11261	Mr. Accessaturday	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11262	shaking red Meat Butler	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11263	red Loathing Idol Microphone	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11264	red Charter: Nellyville	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11265	Manual of Secret Door Detection	0		Last Available: "2023-06", Skill: "Secret Door Awareness"
11266	twirling studded Flash Liquidizer Ultra Dousing Accessory	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Douse Foe", Last Available: "2023-06"
11267	wool toasty nippy Amulet of Perpetual Darkness of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Cold Damage: +10, Hot Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +1, Blind, Last Available: "2023-06"
11268	Giant monolith	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11269	narrow Crimbo cookie sheet	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11270	squat mirror VHS Tape	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11271	moist ionized scroll of minor invulnerability	0		Effect: "Fudgehound", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2023-06"
11272	tumbling Lapis Lazuli	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11273	pulsating Eye Agate	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11274	Azurite	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11275	narrow Arrow (+1)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11276	colloidal diffused upside-down scroll of protection from lycanthropes	0		Effect: "The Two-Prong Crown", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2023-06"
11277	wobbly skewed Loathing Idol Microphone (75% charged)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11278	Loathing Idol Microphone (50% charged)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11279	fuchsia Loathing Idol Microphone (25% charged)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11280	pulsating maroon Replica 2002 Mr. Store Catalog	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11281	Mr. Big's Wallet	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11282	practically non-alcoholic drinkable bouncing Sexy Cosmo	1	good	Last Available: "2023-06"
11283	upside-down Souvenir Chopsticks	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11284	blurry lard-coated ribald dance instructor's red-soled high heels	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2023-06"
11285	moldy half-sized cyburger	2	crappy	Last Available: "2025-12"
11286	stiffened ncle leg	0		Damage Reduction: 1
11287	aromatic frosty rutabuga bag	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +1
11288	beefy mesquito proboscis	0		Muscle: +10
11289	mansplainer's senate fly thorax	0		Monster Level: +15
11290	anodized enhanced narrow ghostly bug juice	0		Effect: "Graham Crackling", Effect Duration: 56
11291	green spider leg of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15
11292	lime green MacGyver's beetle antenna	0		Maximum MP: +100
11293	huge squat mantis skull of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20
11294	irradiated chitin powder	0		Effect: "L'instinct F&eacute;lin", Effect Duration: 65
11295	executive banded daddy shortlegs leg	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Meat Drop: +40
11296	supercharged birdybug antenna of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Maximum MP Percent: +30
11297	kilopede skull of the pedagogue of temperance	0		Experience: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +5
11298	irradiated polymerized wobbly haemolymphnode	0		Effect: "Gummiskin", Effect Duration: 63
11299	nitrogenated chitin powder paste	0		Effect: "Mer-kindliness", Effect Duration: 40
11300	sleeping patriotic eagle	0		Free Pull
11301	claw-held flag	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11302	wobbly souvenir flag	0		
11303	name change form	0		
11304	replica sleeping patriotic eagle	0		
11305	boxed august scepter	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-08"
11306	august scepter	0		All Attributes: +15, HP Regen Min: 10, HP Regen Max: 15, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 1st: Mountain Climbing Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 2nd: Find an Eleven-Leaf Clover Day", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 3rd: Watermelon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 4th: Water Balloon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 5th: Oyster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 6th: Fresh Breath Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 7th: Lighthouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 8th: Cat Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 9th: Hand Holding Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 10th: World Lion Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 11th: Presidential Joke Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 12th: Elephant Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 13th: Left/Off Hander's Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 14th: Financial Awareness  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 15th: Relaxation Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 16th: Roller Coaster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 17th: Thriftshop Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 18th: Serendipity Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 19th: Honey Bee Awareness Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 20th: Mosquito Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 21st: Spumoni Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 22nd: Tooth Fairy Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 23rd: Ride the Wind Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 24th: Waffle Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 25th: Banana Split Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 26th: Toilet Paper Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 27th: Just Because Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 28th: Race Your Mouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 29th: More Herbs, Less Salt  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 30th: Beach Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 31st: Cabernet Sauvignon  Day!", Last Available: "2023-08"
11307	adequate thick bouncing watermelon	5	good	Last Available: "2023-08"
11308	watermelon seed	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11309	twirling water balloon	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11310	thriftshop coupon	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11311	small spoiled waffle	2	crappy	Last Available: "2023-08"
11312	fixodent	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11313	lime green knitted cat o' nine teeth of Flo-Jo	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2023-08"
11314	Sherlock's wicked tooth cap	0		Spell Damage: +5, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2023-08"
11315	flame-wreathed toothy trousers of the businessman	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2023-08"
11316	bland banana split	4	decent	Last Available: "2023-08"
11317	twirling handful of toilet paper	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11318	ghostly Mrs. Rush	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11319	medal	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-08"
11320	perfectly mixed huge bottle of Cabernet Sauvignon	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-08"
11321	lard-coated baywatch of the empath of the blizzard	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-08", Nonstackable Watch
11322	shaking Pocket Guide to Mild Evil	0		Last Available: "2023-07", Skill: "Perpetrate Mild Evil"
11323	Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used)	0		Last Available: "2023-07", Skill: "Perpetrate Mild Evil"
11324	consolation ribbon	0		Familiar Weight: -10, Experience (familiar): -1, Last Available: "2023-08"
11325	replica august scepter	0		All Attributes: +15, HP Regen Min: 10, HP Regen Max: 15, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 1st: Mountain Climbing Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 2nd: Find an Eleven-Leaf Clover Day", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 3rd: Watermelon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 4th: Water Balloon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 5th: Oyster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 6th: Fresh Breath Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 7th: Lighthouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 8th: Cat Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 9th: Hand Holding Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 10th: World Lion Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 11th: Presidential Joke Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 12th: Elephant Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 13th: Left/Off Hander's Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 14th: Financial Awareness  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 15th: Relaxation Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 16th: Roller Coaster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 17th: Thriftshop Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 18th: Serendipity Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 19th: Honey Bee Awareness Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 20th: Mosquito Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 21st: Spumoni Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 22nd: Tooth Fairy Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 23rd: Ride the Wind Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 24th: Waffle Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 25th: Banana Split Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 26th: Toilet Paper Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 27th: Just Because Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 28th: Race Your Mouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 29th: More Herbs, Less Salt  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 30th: Beach Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 31st: Cabernet Sauvignon  Day!"
11326	twirling Thwaitgold fairyfly statue	0		
11327	residual chitin paste	0		Skill: "Chitinous Soul"
11328	modified pulsating concentrated cooking	1		Effect: "Human-Fish Hybrid", Effect Duration: 30
11329	twisted meat	1		
11330	pickled shaking blurry yellow sparkling orb	1		
11331	altered hardening cream	1		
11332	dried pool shark hair oil	1		Effect: "Executive Greed", Effect Duration: 40
11333	book of facts	0		Skill: "Just the Facts", Last Available: "2023-09"
11334	book of facts (dog-eared)	0		Skill: "Just the Facts", Last Available: "2023-09"
11335	huge Dark Jill-of-All-Trades	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-10"
11336	ghostly LED candle	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2023-10"
11337	maroon map to a candy-rich block	0		Last Available: "2023-10"
11338	double-unsweetened yellow blinking sampler size toothpaste	0		Effect: "Antibiotic Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 66
11339	Franken Stein	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Toast your enemy"
11340	A Guide to Burning Leaves	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-11", Leaves: +0.5
11341	inflammable leaf	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11342	rake	0		Item Drop: +1, Last Available: "2023-11", Leaves: +1.5
11343	Jack Frost's rake	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2023-11", Leaves: +1.5
11344	autumnic bomb	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11345	forest canopy bed	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11346	day shortener	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11347	extra time	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11348	chaotic autumnal aegis of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2023-11"
11349	improved bouncing distilled resin	0		Effect: "Spookypants", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2023-11"
11350	super-heated leaf	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11351	lit leaf lasso	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11352	narrow tied-up leaflet	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11353	tied-up monstera	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11354	jittery tied-up leaviathan	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11355	double-paned banded impromptu torch	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Cold Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-11"
11356	aromatic beefy fig leaf	0		Muscle: +10, Stench Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-11"
11357	smartaleck's strapping smoldering drape	0		Muscle: +5, Moxie Percent: +30, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-11"
11358	smoldering leafcutter ant egg	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11359	healthy steel-toed occult leaf crown of wisdom of dire peril of terror	0		Mysticality: +15, Weapon Damage: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2023-11"
11360	spoiled green leafy browns	3	crappy	Last Available: "2023-11"
11361	diffused autumnic balm	0		Effect: "Blood-Gorged", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2023-11"
11362	dry pressed twirling coping juice	0		Effect: "Wistfully Nostalgic", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2023-11"
11363	zippy foul-smelling weightlifter's candy cane sword cane of Tarzan of the businessman	0		Muscle: +15, Experience (Muscle): +3, Stench Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Initiative: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Surprisingly Sweet Stab", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Surprisingly Sweet Slash", Last Available: "2023-12", Rollover Effect Duration: 250
11364	wrapped candy cane sword cane	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-12"
11365	Elf Guard patrol cap	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11366	Elf Guard hotpants	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11367	Crimbuccaneer tricorn	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11368	Crimbuccaneer breeches	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11369	pulsating automa-bot parts	0		
11370	ghostly security automa-core	0		
11371	clerical automa-core	0		
11372	blurry handful of Boltsmann bearings	0		
11373	Spring Bros. solenoid	0		
11374	Spring Bros. ID badge	0		
11375	Boltsmann ID badge	0		
11376	housekeeping automa-core	0		
11377	pulsating housekeeping robot	0		
11378	flavorless pickled bread	4	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11379	huge normal salted mutton	9	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11380	decent corned beet	3	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11381	tiny plastic Elf Guard Armory	0		Weapon Damage: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Elf Guard Armory"
11382	tiny plastic Crimbuccaneer Grog Hall	0		Booze Drop: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Crimbuccaneer Grog Hall"
11383	tiny plastic Elf Guard Mess Hall	0		Food Drop: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Elf Guard Mess Hall"
11384	tiny Crimbuccaneer Foundry	0		Initiative: +3, Display Name: "tiny Crimbuccaneer Foundry"
11385	tiny plastic Abuela's Cottage (Pirate Control)	0		All Attributes: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Abuela's Cottage (Pirate Control)"
11386	pirate encryption key alpha	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11387	pirate encryption key bravo	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11388	pirate encryption key charlie	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11389	pirate encryption key delta	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11390	wardrobe-o-matic	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11391	futuristic shirt	0		Lasts Until Rollover
11392	futuristic hat	0		Lasts Until Rollover
11393	futuristic collar	0		Lasts Until Rollover
11394	crated wardrobe-o-matic	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11395	jumbo normal peppermint donut	5	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11396	shaking friendly Elf Guard insignia (private)	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2023-12"
11397	wobbly jittery Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint) of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2023-12"
11398	wobbly military-grade peppermint oil	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11399	Crimbuccaneer whale oil	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11400	Elf Guard tinsel grenade	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11401	tolerable olive Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail	3	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11402	ghostly Elf Army machine parts	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11403	huge pulsating Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11404	Crimbuccaneer lantern of the cougar of Leguizamo of horror	0		Moxie: +20, Monster Level: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2023-12"
11405	Crimbuccaneer flotsam	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11406	tumbling Crimbuccaneer invasion map	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11407	narrow razor-sharp Crimbuccaneer shirt	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2023-12"
11408	Elf Guard MPC	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11409	pulsating teal Crimbuccaneer piece of 12	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11410	resourceful Elf Guard commandeering gloves	0		Maximum MP: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12", Piece of Twelve Drop: 0.5
11411	magnetized aerosolized fuchsia mirror Elf Guard eyedrops	0		Effect: "On the Shoulders of Giants", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2023-12"
11412	Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11413	Elf Guard honor present	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11414	zippy greasy Elf Guard officer's sidearm	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2023-12"
11415	blurry foul-smelling Elf Guard insignia (general) of the sweet-tooth	0		Stench Damage: +10, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11416	perfectly mixed Crimbow Rainbo	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-12"
11417	Elf Guard strategic map	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11418	Crimbuccaneer captain's purse	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11419	jittery Oprah's deadly Elf Guard broom	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2023-12"
11420	gray zippy therapeutic arcane researcher's Crimbuccaneer tavern swab	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Initiative: +20, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2023-12"
11421	jittery Elf Guard hangover cure	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11422	bad watered-down old-school pirate grog	2	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11423	stale huge grog nuts	3	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11424	twirling electrified wicked sawed-off blunderbuss of courage	0		Spell Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +3, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11425	bad practically non-alcoholic officer's nog	1	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11426	peppermint bomb	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11427	adequate sundae ration	4	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11428	bite-sized moldy yellow peppermint tack	1	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11429	Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Cooking", Last Available: "2023-12"
11430	rotten huge whalesteak	4	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11431	shellacked strapping whalegun of Tarzan	0		Muscle: +5, Experience (Muscle): +3, Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2023-12"
11432	green Cocktails of the Age of Sail	0		Skill: "Old-School Cocktailcrafting", Last Available: "2023-12"
11433	Elf Guard payroll bag	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11434	gravedigger's coward's beefy Elf Guard clipboard	0		Muscle: +10, Monster Level: -20, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11435	flame-wreathed pegfinger	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12", MPC Drop: 0.5
11436	smooth huge and claret	4	awesome	Last Available: "2023-12"
11437	Elf Guard and beret of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2023-12"
11438	lime green lightning-fast greedy Sinatra's shipwright's hammer	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Meat Drop: +20, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2023-12"
11439	rosewater-soaked gunwale of the brute of the sweet-tooth	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Stench Resistance: +3, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2023-12"
11440	supercharged medical-grade Kelflar vest of temperance	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Sleaze Resistance: +5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11441	energized whale cerebrospinal fluid	0		Effect: "Ham-Fisted", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2023-12"
11442	blinking coward's Crimbuccaneer runebone of terror	0		Monster Level: -20, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11443	cannonbomb	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11444	upside-down twirling aromatic experienced Elf Guard mouthknife	0		Experience: +2, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11445	nasty coward's Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating)	0		Monster Level: -20, Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11446	extremely unsafe Elf Guard fuel tank	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2023-12"
11447	horrifying Van der Graaf hardened massive wrench	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Spooky Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2023-12"
11448	horrifying brown pirate pants of temperance	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11449	maroon Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Extortion Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11450	purple The Encyclopedia of Fruit	0		Skill: "Fruit Recognition", Last Available: "2023-12"
11451	narrow punching mirror	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11452	narrow family-friendly gravedigger's coward's clever smartaleck's Elf dessert spoon of dire peril	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum MP: +20, Monster Level: -20, Spooky Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11453	greasy vibrating Elf Guard SCUBA tank	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Adventure Underwater, Last Available: "2023-12"
11454	Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Relaxation Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11455	gravedigger's wholesome free boots	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "The Old One-Two (Kick)", Last Available: "2023-12"
11456	twirling baby rigging snake	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11457	upside-down double-paned fortified Fonzie's Elvish underarmor	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Damage Absorption: +60, Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11458	steel-toed Crimbuccaneer bombjacket of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Damage Reduction: 9, Combat Item Damage Percent: 100, Last Available: "2023-12"
11459	spoiled thick shaking sugarplum ration	5	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11460	massive decent lime green gingerbread nylons	10	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11461	miniature decent rum-soaked fruitcake	2	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11462	fancy normal lime	4	good	Effect: "Yuletide Mutations", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2023-12"
11463	adequate gingerbread pirate	4	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11464	bland gigantic fruit-stuffed rumcake	7	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11465	hand-crafted mulled wine	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-12"
11466	acceptable Swedish coffee	4	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11467	mediocre irresponsibly strong twirling canteen of eggnog	7	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11468	bad watered-down hot wine	2	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11469	distilled tolerable wobbly spinning Jamaican coffee	5	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11470	delicious practically non-alcoholic wobbly flask of egggrog	1	awesome	Last Available: "2023-12"
11471	Black and White Apron Enrollment Form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-12"
11472	olive Black and White Apron Meal Kit	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11473	bouncing pirate encryption key (complete)	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11474	strong tolerable yule grog	5	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11475	special half-sized decent wet tack	2	good	Effect: "Tapped In", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2023-12"
11476	stale whalecake	4	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11477	red miser's sinister gunwale whalegun of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shoot, Gunwale Whalegun, Shoot!", Last Available: "2023-12"
11478	acceptable and claret	3	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11479	upside-down blinking rigging knot	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11480	gray trick coin	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11481	foul-smelling frosty Elf Guard squirtgun	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Peppermint Squirt", Last Available: "2023-12"
11482	narrow chest of &quot;pirate gold&quot;	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11483	Jim Carey's sequin-encrusted sweater	0		Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2023-12"
11484	wobbly spinning studded razor-sharp replica Elf Guard medal of the detective	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Damage Absorption: +80, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2023-12"
11485	spinning Lil' Snowball Factory	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11486	bouncing Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11487	huge prank Crimbo card	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11488	skewed vibrating Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss of the blizzard	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2023-12"
11489	My First Paycheck envelope	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11490	shaking Temple Grandin's supercharged educational barnacle-encrusted sweater	0		Experience: +1, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2023-12"
11491	Tesla healthy extremely unsafe Crimbuccaneer nose ring	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP Percent: +20, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11492	pet anchor	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11493	Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11494	blurry Elf Guard safety bear	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11495	bouncing kraken	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11496	lime green precision snowball	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11497	teal Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used)	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Cooking", Last Available: "2023-12"
11498	Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used)	0		Skill: "Old-School Cocktailcrafting", Last Available: "2023-12"
11499	narrow Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used)	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Extortion Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11500	olive The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used)	0		Skill: "Fruit Recognition", Last Available: "2023-12"
11501	ghostly Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used)	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Relaxation Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11502	vacuum-sealed polymerized wobbly red narrow military candy cane	0		Effect: "Well-Oiled", Effect Duration: 55
11503	extra-galvanized groggipop	0		Effect: "Simulation Stimulation", Effect Duration: 40
11504	red moss mace of the scaredy-cat of the businessman	0		Monster Level: -15, Meat Drop: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Moss Mugging", Last Available: "2024-12"
11505	manspreader's wicked moss megaphone	0		Spell Damage: +5, Monster Level: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Megaphone Whisper", Last Available: "2024-12"
11506	shaking Jack Frost's moss medal of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Brandish Moss Medal", Last Available: "2024-12"
11507	upside-down manspreader's clever moss mitre	0		Maximum MP: +20, Monster Level: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Soul Genuflection", Last Available: "2024-12"
11508	fuchsia fireproof boxer's moss mantle	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drop Mantle", Last Available: "2024-12"
11509	moss marlinspike of the empath of the sweet-tooth	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Candy Drop: +100, Extra Pickpocket, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11510	denatured blurry cyan moss mulch	1		Effect: "Lubed", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2024-12"
11511	polymerized adjusted moss floss	0		Effect: "Highland Sheen", Effect Duration: 42
11512	adobe arsecover	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11513	red adobe adze	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11514	adobe abacus	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11515	adobe ayam	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11516	adobe ascot	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11517	huge adobe abaya	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11518	dehydrated adobe assortment	1		Last Available: "2024-12"
11519	non-enhanced jittery cyan adobe brittle	0		Effect: "Cranberry Cordiality", Effect Duration: 25
11520	maroon shaking Fonzie's crepe paper phrygian cap of the wise owl of extreme caution	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience (Moxie): +1, Monster Level: -25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Pull down your crepe paper phrygian cap", Last Available: "2025-12"
11521	frosty veiny healthy crepe paper parachute cape	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Maximum HP: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2025-12"
11522	twirling hardened arcane researcher's crepe paper pie clip of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Damage Reduction: 3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Look through your crepe paper pie clip", Last Available: "2025-12"
11523	narrow Van der Graaf energetic banded crepe paper puzzle cube	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +20, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play with your crepe paper puzzle", Last Available: "2025-12"
11524	forbidden groovy crepe paper plunge camisole of horror	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Leave nothing to the imagination", Last Available: "2025-12"
11525	blinking lightning-fast inspector's cool crepe paper polka charm	0		Moxie: +5, Item Drop: +15, Initiative: +40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Embrace polka", Last Available: "2025-12"
11526	pickled blurry red crepe paper pared cuttings	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11527	alkaline crepe paper peanut candy	0		Effect: "Down With Chow", Effect Duration: 47
11528	purple blurry stanky chilly petrified wood war pike	0		Cold Damage: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2025-12"
11529	electrified energetic petrified wood waist protector	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Avoid Attack: 1, Last Available: "2025-12"
11530	double-paned grievous petrified wood wizard's pouch	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Lantern: 2, Lantern Element: "Hot", Lantern Element: "None", Last Available: "2025-12"
11531	chilly petrified wood water purifier of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Cold Damage: +5, Lantern: 2, Lantern Element: "Cold", Lantern Element: "Sleaze", Last Available: "2025-12"
11532	foul-smelling studded petrified wood whoopie panama	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2025-12", Thorns: 1
11533	narrow auspicious frosty petrified wood walking pants	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2025-12"
11534	dried petrified wood waste parts	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11535	galvanized triple-moist maroon jittery petrified wood wafer praline	0		Effect: "Disco Concentration", Effect Duration: 44
11536	watered-down drinkable bouncing cybeer	2	good	Last Available: "2025-12"
11537	ICEbox	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11538	shaking wired underwear	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Refresh HP", Last Available: "2025-12"
11539	encrypted shuriken	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Encrypted Shuriken", Last Available: "2025-12"
11540	baby chest mimic	0		Free Pull
11541	tumbling googly chest eyes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11542	mimic egg	0		
11543	Jeselnik's beefcake's Crimbuccaneer war standard	0		Muscle: +25, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2023-12"
11544	zippy Oprah's Elf Guard war standard	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2023-12"
11545	in-the-box spring shoes	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-02"
11546	miser's clever supercool spring shoes	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +20, Meat Drop: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Away", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Kick", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Growth Spurt", Drops Items, Last Available: "2024-02"
11547	pressed ultra-soft ferns	0		Effect: "Izchak's Blessing", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2024-02"
11548	ionized alkaline deionized skewed crunchy brush	0		Effect: "Sweet Taste", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2024-02"
11549	smashed scientific equipment	0		
11550	biphasic molecular oculus	0		No Pull
11551	triphasic molecular oculus	0		
11552	blurry spinning skewed high-tension exoskeleton	0		Avoid Attack: 1
11553	huge jittery ultra-high-tension exoskeleton	0		Avoid Attack: 2
11554	irresponsible-tension exoskeleton	0		Avoid Attack: 3
11555	quick-release belt pouch	0		Single Equip
11556	quick-release fannypack	0		Single Equip
11557	mirror quick-release utility belt	0		Single Equip
11558	mirror motion sensor of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
11559	focused magnetron pistol	0		Single Equip
11560	ghostly packaged Everfull Dart Holster	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-03"
11561	stylish slick Everfull Dart Holster	0		Moxie: 35, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-03"
11562	shaking huge research fragment	0		
11563	Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette	0		
11564	red boxed Apriling band helmet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-04"
11565	shaking steel-toed Herculean Apriling band helmet of the dark arts of terror of the early riser	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Damage Reduction: 9, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2024-04"
11566	Usain Bolt's supercharged Apriling band saxophone of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Item Drop: +5, Initiative: +80, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11567	aromatic flame-retardant Newton's Apriling band quad tom of chilblains	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Cold Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +1, Stench Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11568	huge wool electrified forbidden dance instructor's Apriling band tuba of terror	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11569	upside-down sharpshooter's MacGyver's hale veiny wicked Sinatra's Apriling band staff	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Spell Damage: +5, Maximum HP: 30, Maximum MP: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11570	Apriling band piccolo	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11571	narrow boxed Mayam Calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-05"
11572	Mayam Calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-05"
11573	yummy small red yam	2	awesome	Last Available: "2024-05"
11574	delicious yam martini	4	awesome	Last Available: "2024-05"
11575	irresponsibly strong delicious mirror sweet potato o' mine	7	awesome	Last Available: "2024-05"
11576	hand-crafted Southern yam	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-05"
11577	artisanal practically non-alcoholic sweet potato punch	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2024-05"
11578	massive spoiled skewed narrow Mayam spinach	10	crappy	Last Available: "2024-05"
11579	normal twirling yam and swiss	3	good	Last Available: "2024-05"
11580	smooth yam cannon of James Dean of the detective	0		Moxie: +15, Experience (Moxie): +3, Item Drop: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11581	yam cannon	0		Initiative: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11582	yam battery	0		Last Available: "2024-05"
11583	yellow narrow yam stinkbomb	0		Last Available: "2024-05"
11584	up-at-dawn hale grievous furry yam buckler	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP: +20, Adventures: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11585	thanksgiving bomb	0		Last Available: "2024-05"
11586	rosewater-soaked Annie Oakley's yamtility belt of Leguizamo	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Monster Level: +20, Stench Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11587	half-sized rotten yam slider	2	crappy	Last Available: "2024-05"
11588	toothsome bite-sized yam mayo	1	awesome	Last Available: "2024-05"
11589	big stale yam burrito	5	decent	Last Available: "2024-05"
11590	cyan visual packet sniffer	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11591	mini kiwi egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-06"
11592	aviator goggles	0		
11593	Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model	0		
11594	adequate gigantic mini kiwi	10	good	Last Available: "2024-06"
11595	Jack Frost's mansplainer's smooth mini kiwi bikini	0		Moxie: +15, Monster Level: +15, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2024-06"
11596	tolerable pulsating mini kiwitini	3	good	Last Available: "2024-06"
11597	mini kiwi invisible dirigible	0		Familiar Weight: -20, Last Available: "2024-06"
11598	teal mini kiwi aioli	0		Last Available: "2024-06"
11599	huge fortified Sinatra's Rosewater's mini kiwi silicon tiepin	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience (Moxie): +5, Damage Absorption: +60, Last Available: "2024-06"
11600	bouncing mini kiwi tipi	0		Last Available: "2024-06"
11601	bland half-sized mini kiwi digitized cookies	2	decent	Last Available: "2024-06"
11602	watered-down hand-crafted mini kiwi intoxicating spirits	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-06"
11603	quadruple-quantum extra-moist mini kiwi antimilitaristic hippy petition	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Pervy Noodles", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2024-06"
11604	quadruple-aerosolized galvanized mini kiwi illicit antibiotic	0		Effect: "Once Bitten Twice Fried", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2024-06"
11605	miser's supercool mini kiwi whipping stick	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2024-06"
11606	mirror mini kiwi icepick of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Last Available: "2024-06"
11607	chilled extra-polarized mini kiwi-flavored aspirin-injecting lipstick	0		Effect: "Human-Plant Hybrid", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2024-06"
11608	mirror packaged Roman Candelabra	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-07"
11609	Roman Candelabra	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Blue Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Green Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Purple Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Red Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Yellow Candle!", Last Available: "2024-07"
11610	teal protogenetic chunklet (synapse)	0		
11611	olive protogenetic chunklet (muscle)	0		
11612	protogenetic chunklet (flagellum)	0		
11613	protogenetic chunklet (elbow)	0		
11614	blinking squat protogenetic chunklet (lips)	0		
11615	frightening messenger bag RNA of vim and vigor of the scaredy-cat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Monster Level: -15, Spooky Damage: +5
11616	flagellate flagon	0		
11617	proto-proto-protozoa	0		
11618	spoiled jumbo bacteria bisque	5	crappy	
11619	bland ciliophora chowder	4	decent	
11620	moldy narrow blinking cream of chloroplasts	4	crappy	
11621	synaptic soup	0		
11622	muscular soup	0		
11623	upside-down spinning flagellate soup	0		
11624	elbow soup	0		
11625	green lip soup	0		
11626	twirling unevolved organism	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-07"
11627	red extra ooze	0		
11628	extra DNA	0		Experience (familiar): +1
11629	lime green untorn tearaway pants package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-08"
11630	spinning toasty baleful Da Vinci's Herculean savvy tearaway pants	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience (Muscle): +1, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spell Damage: +25, Hot Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tear Away your Pants!", Last Available: "2024-08"
11631	baby bodyguard	0		
11632	twirling Doll Moll violin case	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
11633	Tina gun	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11634	squat squat tattoo gun	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
11635	watered-down mediocre Colera Peste Nebbiolo	2	decent	Last Available: "2026-08"
11636	longbox of Batfellow comics	0		
11637	shaking Thwaitgold shield bug statuette	0		
11638	shaking red bodyguard badge	0		
11639	olive Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir	0		Skill: "Too Cool"
11640	Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir (read)	0		Skill: "Too Cool"
11641	boxed Sept-Ember Censer	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-09"
11642	Sept-Ember Censer	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11643	tumbling rosy-cheeked blade of dismemberment	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11644	Embering Hulk	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11645	bouncing Mmm-brr! brand mouthwash	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11646	twirling Septapus summoning charm	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11647	skewed structural ember	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11648	dog trainer's wizardly embers-only jacket of the storm	0		Mysticality: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Experience (familiar): +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11649	dance instructor's bembershoot	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11650	stale wheel of camembert	3	decent	Last Available: "2024-09"
11651	bouncing upside-down hat of remembering of the wise owl of the cougar of Calamity Jane	0		Mysticality: +20, Moxie: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11652	throwin' ember	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11653	head of emberg lettuce	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11654	embering hunk	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11655	soft cap of diminishing returns	0		
11656	photo booth sized crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-10"
11657	wobbly boxed bat wings	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-10"
11658	clever wholesome dangerous bat wings	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Rest upside down", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Swoop like a Bat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summon Cauldron of Bats", Last Available: "2024-10"
11659	huge spinning ember egg	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11660	ember	0		Cold Resistance: +1
11661	spinning chilly monocle on a stick of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: 30, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11662	stiffened fortified plastic pipe	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Damage Reduction: 1, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11663	wobbly foul-smelling scorching fake arrow-through-the-head	0		Hot Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11664	Newton's bow tie of the bloodbag	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum HP: +100, Clowniness: 25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11665	narrow blue fake huge beard of the sewer of courage	0		Stench Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11666	astronaut helmet of the sewer of the cheetah	0		Stench Damage: +25, Initiative: +60, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11667	sharpshooter's shellacked feather boa	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11668	stiffened Sheriff badge of Flo-Jo	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Initiative: +100, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11669	perfumed rosewater-soaked Sheriff pistol	0		Stench Resistance: 8, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11670	extremely unsafe Sinatra's Sheriff moustache	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11671	dance instructor's photo booth supply list of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Check for photo booth supplies", Last Available: "2024-10"
11672	jittery peace turkey outline	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-11"
11673	tie-dye headband	0		
11674	delicious blinking ghostly whirled peas	3	awesome	Last Available: "2024-11"
11675	flavorless peaza	3	decent	Last Available: "2024-11"
11676	peace shooter	0		Last Available: "2024-11"
11677	twisted drenchrome 2.0	1		Effect: "You Know Who to Call", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2025-12"
11678	modified spinning Synapse Blaster	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11679	quantized familiar	0		
11680	twirling quantum watch	0		Adventures: +2
11681	ghostly quantized familiar experience	0		
11682	nitrogenated pea brittle	0		Effect: "Florid Cheeks", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2024-11"
11683	perfectly mixed fuchsia peasco	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-11"
11684	bland narrow piece of cake	3	decent	Last Available: "2024-11"
11685	handful of split pea soup	0		Last Available: "2024-11"
11686	Sealed TakerSpace letter of Marque	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-12"
11687	green TakerSpace letter of Marque	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11688	olive hardy forbidden deft pirate hook	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-12"
11689	energetic arcane researcher's iron tricorn hat	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Iron Tricorn Headbutt", Last Available: "2024-12"
11690	mirror jolly roger flag of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-12"
11691	sleeping profane parrot	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11692	pirrrate's currrse	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11693	hand-crafted tankard of spiced rum	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-12"
11694	delicious tankard of spiced Goldschlepper	4	awesome	Last Available: "2024-12"
11695	packaged luxury garment	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11696	governor's daughter's lace collar of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2024-12"
11697	cyan sizzling governor's daughter's petticoats	0		Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11698	squat Temple Grandin's governor's daughter's pearl hairpin	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2024-12"
11699	jittery lime green harpoon	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11700	extremely unsafe chili powder cutlass	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2024-12"
11701	half-sized normal special Aztec tamale	2	good	Effect: "Bread-Lined", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2024-12"
11702	jolly roger tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11703	ghostly pet rock	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11704	Temple Grandin's groggles	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2024-12"
11705	pirate dinghy	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11706	anchor bomb	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11707	squat toasty rosy-cheeked silky pirate drawers	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2024-12"
11708	profane eye patch	0		Sleaze Damage: +3
11709	non-improved energized peppermint pegleg	0		Effect: "Aries Rising", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2024-12"
11710	smooth twirling hard cocoa	3	awesome	Last Available: "2024-12"
11711	spoiled lime green salmagumdi	4	crappy	Last Available: "2024-12"
11712	huge maroon stiffened plastic Easter Island Bunny	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Last Available: "2024-12"
11713	plastic St. Patrick of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2024-12"
11714	frosty cool plastic Colonel Brando	0		Moxie: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11715	squat plastic Jedediah and Boiling Cloud of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2024-12"
11716	plastic &quot;Santa Claus&quot; of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2024-12"
11717	Spirit of Easter	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11718	mirror Spirit of St. Patrick's Day	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11719	Spirit of Veteran's Day	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11720	Spirit of Thanksgiving	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11721	skewed Spirit of Christmas	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11722	moldy teal coney haunch	4	crappy	Last Available: "2024-12"
11723	triple-polymerized chilled lime green dark chocolate egg	0		Effect: "Thunderheart", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2024-12"
11724	mediocre squat moai toai	3	decent	
11725	prompt aromatic chaotic moaiball	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Stench Resistance: +1, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2024-12"
11726	half-digested rat	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11727	dry oxidized four-leaf potato sprout	0		Effect: "Petit Force", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2024-12"
11728	Tesla electrified wicked potato jacket	0		Spell Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 10, MP Regen Max: 15, Last Available: "2024-12"
11729	mirror traumatic holiday memory	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11730	Brandonian footlocker key	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11731	Van der Graaf occult military orb	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Military Orb", Last Available: "2024-12"
11732	energized ghostly rum ball	0		Effect: "Billiards Belligerence", Effect Duration: 32
11733	gravy skin	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11734	deadly gravyskin hat of the early riser	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2024-12"
11735	miser's mansplainer's gravyskin buckler	0		Monster Level: +15, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11736	skewed flame-wreathed nippy gravyskin skirt	0		Cold Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11737	blinking shellacked dangerous gravyskin pants	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2024-12"
11738	non-unsweetened crystallized pumpkin spice	0		Effect: "Lobos Fresh", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2024-12"
11739	adequate room scale bean casserole	3	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11740	fragile Christmas ornament	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11741	ghostly ragged wool yarn	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11742	scandalous perfect Christmas scarf of the wise owl of mayonnaise	0		Mysticality: +20, Sleaze Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11743	frightening rosy-cheeked snowman-enchanting tophat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Spooky Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Place your hat on their head", Last Available: "2024-12"
11744	quadruple-aerosolized LIDAR candle	0		Effect: "Petit Forbearance", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2024-12"
11745	sinister experienced Congressional Medal of Insanity of courage	0		Experience: +2, Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Lantern: 3, Last Available: "2024-12"
11746	pumpkin spice whorl	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11747	perfectly mixed weak shaking Easter grasshopper	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-12"
11748	weak perfectly mixed Irish eggnog	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-12"
11749	acceptable canteen of jungle juice	3	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11750	weak perfectly mixed turchucken	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-12"
11751	delicious mechanically-mulled cider	3	awesome	Last Available: "2024-12"
11752	perfectly mixed cyan holiday trip around the world	3	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2024-12"
11753	adequate chocolate ostrich egg	4	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11754	flavorless beef and cabbage	3	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11755	huge toothsome candy rations	8	awesome	Last Available: "2024-12"
11756	moldy blurry double-candied yams	3	crappy	Last Available: "2024-12"
11757	flavorless small Christmas ham	2	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11758	decent holiday smorgasbord	4	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11759	olive Bowl of Infinite Jelly	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11760	bouncing upside-down padded bejazzled eyepatch	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Last Available: "2024-12"
11761	Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Master Egg Hunter"
11762	spinning Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Master Egg Hunter"
11763	yellow How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Attract Snakes"
11764	pulsating How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Attract Snakes"
11765	jittery Covert Ops for Kids	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Hide From Seekers"
11766	Covert Ops for Kids (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Hide From Seekers"
11767	blurry Holiday Multitasking	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Holiday Multitasking"
11768	Holiday Multitasking (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Holiday Multitasking"
11769	Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Reindeer Games"
11770	Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Reindeer Games"
11771	moai statuette	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11772	Sherlock's lion tamer's sinister egg gun of the overflowing toilet	0		Spell Damage: +10, Experience (familiar): +2, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Egg the face", Last Available: "2024-12"
11773	sizzling energetic hardened Fonzie's army helmet	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11774	candy egg deviler	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11775	purple napkin	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11776	adequate Thanksgiving ration	3	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11777	fancy hand-crafted weak Easter eggnog	2	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Effect: "Heart of White", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11778	distilled ghostly clovermint	1		Effect: "Employee of the Month", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2024-12"
11779	knitted smartaleck's nylon Christmas stockings of the scaredy-cat	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Monster Level: -15, Cold Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11780	tattoo of two turkeys	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11781	triple-enhanced green deviled candy egg	0		Effect: "Meatwise", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2024-12"
11782	pulsating tumbling lime green McHugeLarge deluxe ski set	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-01"
11783	blinking chaotic McHugeLarge duffel bag of the detective	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11784	horrifying mansplainer's savvy McHugeLarge left pole	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Monster Level: +15, Spooky Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Slash", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11785	flame-retardant flame-wreathed Da Vinci's McHugeLarge right pole	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Stab", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11786	lard-coated McHugeLarge left ski of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: 75, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Avalanche", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11787	personal trainer's McHugeLarge right ski of incineration	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Ski Plow", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11788	spinning bouncing 1	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11789	gray 0	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11790	altered twirling eXpand	1		Effect: "Third Based", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2025-12"
11791	maroon brute force hammer	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Brute Force Hammer", Last Available: "2025-12"
11792	datastick	0		Last Available: "2025-12", RAM: +1
11793	dedigitizer schematic: brute force hammer	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11794	dedigitizer schematic: malware injector	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11795	dedigitizer schematic: cybervisor	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11796	narrow dedigitizer schematic: digibritches	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11797	dedigitizer schematic: cryptocloak	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11798	dedigitizer schematic: zero-trust tanktop	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11799	spinning dedigitizer schematic: retro floppy disk	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11800	dedigitizer schematic: pocket GPU	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11801	dedigitizer schematic: trojan horseshoe	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11802	dedigitizer schematic: familiar-in-the-middle	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11803	cybervisor	0		Last Available: "2025-12", RAM: +3
11804	pulsating retro floppy disk	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11805	pocket GPU	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
11806	malware injector	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Inject Malware", Last Available: "2025-12"
11807	CyberRealm keycode	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
11808	jittery server room key	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11809	twirling 3d printed server room key	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11810	dedigitizer schematic: 3d printed server room key	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11811	olive logic grenade	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11812	compressed psilocyber mushroom	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11813	blinking upside-down dedigitizer schematic: SLEEP(5) rom chip	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11814	dedigitizer schematic: OVERCLOCK(10) rom chip	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11815	dedigitizer schematic: STATS+++ rom chip	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11816	dedigitizer schematic: insignificant bit	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11817	dedigitizer schematic: hashing vise	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11818	dedigitizer schematic: geofencing rapier	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11819	squat dedigitizer schematic: geofencing shield	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11820	dedigitizer schematic: virtual cybertattoo	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11821	SLEEP(5) rom chip	0		Skill: "SLEEP(5)", Last Available: "2025-12"
11822	pulsating OVERCLOCK(10) rom chip	0		Skill: "OVERCLOCK(10)", Last Available: "2025-12"
11823	mirror twirling STATS+++ rom chip	0		Skill: "STATS+++", Last Available: "2025-12"
11824	insignificant bit	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11825	parity bit	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11826	blue hashing vise	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11827	spinning geofencing rapier	0		Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Thrust your geofencing rapier", Last Available: "2025-12"
11828	geofencing shield	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11829	virtual cybertattoo	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11830	ninja rope	0		
11831	tumbling ninja crampons	0		
11832	ninja carabiner	0		
11833	moist diffused synthetic coffee	0		Effect: "Al Dente Inferno", Effect Duration: 60
11834	alkaline anodized iDrops	0		Effect: "Robocamo", Effect Duration: 17
11835	shame coil	0		
11836	skewed new-in-box toy Cupid bow	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-02"
11837	toy Cupid bow	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2025-02"
11838	blurry heat arc	0		
11839	scrape	0		
11840	phantom digit	0		
11841	blurry foul line	0		
11842	dark manioc	0		
11843	twirling Observer source code	0		
11844	chill gherkin	0		
11845	childrens' stapler	0		
11846	blinking plover's egg	0		
11847	flyswatter	0		
11848	Thwaitgold cordyceps ant statuette	0		
11849	shaking heat particle	0		Hot Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10
11850	sore	0		Cold Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10
11851	stomach churner	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
11852	phantom brace	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
11853	fuchsia shaking foul cozy	0		Stench Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10
11854	grim cellophane	0		Combat Rate: -5
11855	tumbling rift oculus	0		Combat Rate: +5
11856	spinning sweaty egg	0		HP Regen Min: 4, HP Regen Max: 8
11857	purple carton of extra-sharp, staples	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spell Damage: +10
11858	glover liners	0		Pickpocket Chance: +10
11859	narrow mosquito speakers	0		Monster Level: +5
11860	assemble-it-yourself Leprecondo	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-03"
11861	fuchsia Leprecondo	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11862	twisted bouncing scoop of pre-workout powder	1		Effect: "Burning Tongue", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2025-03"
11863	twirling table tennis ball	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11864	watered-down acceptable pint of Leprechaun Stout	2	good	Last Available: "2025-03"
11865	dehydrated tumbling phosphor traces	1		Last Available: "2025-03"
11866	crafting plans	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11867	Book of Irony	0		Skill: "Generate Irony"
11868	bouncing spoon	0		
11869	yellow unironic knife	0		
11870	lime green bar dart	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11871	denatured ghostly leprechaun antidepressant pill	1		Last Available: "2025-03"
11872	moldy Heck ramen	4	crappy	Last Available: "2025-03"
11873	moldy miniature maroon burrito	2	crappy	Last Available: "2025-03"
11874	jumbo adequate teal small beer brat	5	good	Last Available: "2025-03"
11875	normal immense peach pie	9	good	Last Available: "2025-03"
11876	toothsome half-sized incredible mini-pizza	2	awesome	Last Available: "2025-03"
11877	hand-crafted watered-down wobbly Divine sidecar	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-03"
11878	fortified artisanal tangarita sidecar	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-03"
11879	bad gimlet sidecar	3	decent	Last Available: "2025-03"
11880	acceptable vodka stratocaster sidecar	3	good	Last Available: "2025-03"
11881	weak mediocre prussian cathouse sidecar	2	decent	Last Available: "2025-03"
11882	tolerable weak Mon Tiki sidecar	2	good	Last Available: "2025-03"
11883	upside-down lime green Packaged April Shower Thoughts Calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-04"
11884	hardy April Shower Thoughts shield of the storm	0		Maximum HP: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2025-04"
11885	glob of wet paper	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11886	blue spitball	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11887	quantum maroon wet paper weights	0		Effect: "Like a Fish to Walter", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2025-04"
11888	artisanal upside-down Three Sheets to the Wind	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-04"
11889	decent big pile of wet dates	5	good	Last Available: "2025-04"
11890	green papier Mach 1 airplane	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11891	wet blanket	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11892	Rosewater's wet shower cap	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Last Available: "2025-04"
11893	ghostly avaricious wet shower shoes	0		Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2025-04"
11894	mirror wet shower shorts of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Last Available: "2025-04"
11895	wet paper tiger	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11896	olive wet paper eye	0		Familiar Weight: +15
11897	ghostly tumbling wet shower curtain	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11898	non-alkaline wet paper cup	0		Effect: "Squid Squint", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2025-04"
11899	deionized wet paperback	0		Effect: "Crud&eacute;", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2025-04"
11900	groovy wet shower radio	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2025-04"
11901	bouncing wet shower stamp	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11902	birthday bloon of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25
11903	double-warmed tarnished moist narrow squat jawwetter	0		Effect: "Smokin'", Effect Duration: 48
11904	Unpeeled Peridot of Peril	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-05"
11905	ribald friendly Peridot of Peril of the businessman	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Sleaze Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-05"
11906	skewed teal mirror studded terrycloth turban	0		Damage Absorption: +80
11907	wobbly aromatic jockey's hat	0		Stench Resistance: +1
11908	ghostly stiffened sharpshooter's hat	0		Damage Reduction: 1
11909	fuchsia zippy extra-tight skullcap	0		Initiative: +20
11910	studded sturdy pith helmet	0		Damage Absorption: +80
11911	bishop's mitre of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15
11912	blinking healthy tin foil hat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20
11913	forbidden construction hardhat	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50
11914	pulsating electrified imposing pilgrim's hat	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
11915	blinking crown of thorns	0		Thorns: 1
11916	supercharged stylish bycocket	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30
11917	olive blurry Thwaitgold mad hatterpillar statuette	0		
11918	packaged prismatic beret	0		Free Pull
11919	blush beret	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beret Blast", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beret Boast", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beret Busking", Last Available: "2025-06"
11920	blinking huge flak shield	0		
11921	jittery Axis HQ Code	0		
11922	skewed shaking yeti in a travel cooler	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-07"
11923	exchanger	0		Cold Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2025-07"
11924	flame-wreathed Axis helmet of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +10
11925	skewed maroon veiny smartaleck's Axis fatigues	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +10
11926	brainy Axis suspenders of the empath	0		Mysticality: +5, Familiar Weight: +5, Single Equip
11927	squat stolen artifact	0		
11928	really expensive stolen artifact	0		
11929	ghostly priceless stolen artifact	0		
11930	skewed chocolate rations	0		
11931	nice nylon stockings	0		
11932	Allied Radio Backpack Pack	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-07"
11933	Van der Graaf dangerous Allied Radio Backpack of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Weapon Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Call in an Airstrike", Last Available: "2025-07"
11934	orphaned baby skeleton	0		
11935	narrow ordnance magnet	0		Single Equip, Drops Items
11936	confetti grenade	0		
11937	enchanted adequate diet Skeleton Wars rations	1	good	Effect: "Tightly-Wound Spine", Effect Duration: 40
11938	mediocre weak skeleton war fuel can	2	decent	
11939	skeleton war grenade	0		
11940	chocolate and nylons detector	0		
11941	M&ouml;bius ring box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-08"
11942	M&ouml;bius ring	0		Gear Drop: [100*lte(paradoxicity,7)*gte(paradoxicity,3)], Last Available: "2025-08"
11943	bone pacifier	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11944	asbestos-lined hale Fonzie's Allied Forces insignia	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum HP: +20, Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip
11945	shaking Allied Tattoo Kit	0		
11946	handheld Allied radio	0		
11947	blurry bouncing Axis codebook	0		
11948	frozen tarnished huge Life Goals Pamphlet	0		Effect: "Buzzard Breath", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2025-08"
11949	rock-hard bully badge	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2025-08"
11950	blinking time cop top hat of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2025-08"
11951	Stock Certificate	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
11952	diluted green pulsating mixed berry jelly	1		Last Available: "2025-08"
11953	flavorless toast with mixed berry jelly	3	decent	Last Available: "2025-08"
11954	small tasty pulsating yellow cup of sugar	2	awesome	Last Available: "2025-08"
11955	fancy rotten Susie's cupcake	3	crappy	Effect: "Appeteyes", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2025-08"
11956	ghostly clock	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
11957	flame-retardant medical-grade the gun of bravery	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Spooky Resistance: +5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2025-08"
11958	lousy wine	4	decent	Last Available: "2025-08"
11960	really, really nice swimming trunks	0		Adventure Underwater
11961	gray bouncing sand penny	0		
11962	healthy undersea surveying goggles	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Lasts Until Rollover
11963	weak mediocre Ocean-Touched Rum	2	decent	
11964	mixed water-logged pill	1		Effect: "Destructive Resolve", Effect Duration: 5
11965	flavorless huge kelp puck	9	decent	
11966	scroll of sea strength	0		
11967	scroll of sea smarts	0		
11968	yellow squat scroll of sea smarm	0		
11969	waterlogged scroll of healing	0		
11970	pulsating sea gel	0		
11971	boiled octopus ink bladder	0		Effect: "Flagrantly Fragrant", Effect Duration: 44
11972	skewed durable dolphin whistle	0		
11973	Thwaitgold lobster statuette	0		
11974	packaged Monodent of the Sea	0		Free Pull
11975	Monodent of the Sea	0		Hot Damage: +25, All Attributes Percent: +5, Experience: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sea *dent: Throw a Lightning Bolt", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sea *dent: Summon a Wave", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sea *dent: Talk to Some Fish", Last Available: "2025-09"
11976	unblemished pearl	0		
11977	forbidden dentadent	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50
11986	lab-grown blood cubic zirconia	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-10"
11987	auspicious nasty manspreader's rock-hard groovy brainy blood cubic zirconia	0		Mysticality: +5, Moxie Percent: +10, Damage Reduction: 5, Monster Level: +10, Stench Damage: +5, Item Drop: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Blood Geyser", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Refracted Gaze", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Sweat Bullets", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Blood Bath", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Dial it up to 11", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Sweat Equity", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Create Blood Thinner", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Prepare Spinal Tapas", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Craft a Pheromone Cocktail", Last Available: "2025-10"
12044	pickled blood thinner	1		Last Available: "2025-10"
12045	mediocre pheromone cocktail	4	decent	Last Available: "2025-10"
12046	toothsome teal spinal tapas	4	awesome	Last Available: "2025-10"
12047	wobbly blue shrunken head in a duffel bag	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-11"
12048	Jeselnik's Oprah's shrunken head of the detective	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Sleaze Damage: +25, Item Drop: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Prepare to reanimate your Foe", Last Available: "2025-11"
12049	shaking stocking full of bones	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
12050	fuchsia small peppermint-flavored sugar walking crook	0		
12051	knucklebone	0		
12052	tolerable Smoking Pope	3	good	
12053	moldy prize turkey	4	crappy	
12054	pickled upside-down medicinal gruel	1		Effect: "Kindly Resolve", Effect Duration: 5
12055	spoiled big huge full-sized pumpkin pie	5	crappy	Last Available: "2025-11"
12056	acceptable irresponsibly strong vodka cranberry sauce	10	good	Last Available: "2025-11"
12057	aerosolized yammed candy	0		Effect: "The Magic of Sharing", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2025-11"
12058	normal snack-sized treasure chestnut	2	good	Last Available: "2025-12"
12059	hand-crafted blue mulled butter rum	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-12"
12060	double-concentrated super-improved ionized ghostly cinnamon doubloon	0		Effect: "El Tango de la Maldita Suegra", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2025-12"
12061	rosewater-soaked plastic left skeleton arm	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2025-12"
12062	wool plastic left skeleton leg	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2025-12"
12063	grievous plastic right skeleton arm	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2025-12"
12064	jittery cool plastic right skeleton leg	0		Moxie: +5, Last Available: "2025-12"
12065	twirling Socratic plastic skeleton pelvis	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Last Available: "2025-12"
12066	squat discreetly-wrapped Eternity Codpiece	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-12"
12067	The Eternity Codpiece	0		All Attributes: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12"
12068	sinister personal trainer's angelbone kilt	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2026-12"
12069	angelbone totem of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Spleen Capacity: +1
12070	savvy angelbone chopsticks	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Stomach Capacity: +1
12071	asbestos-lined grievous angelbone mantle	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2026-12"
12072	upside-down squat Herculean angelbone dice	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Liver Capacity: +1
12073	tumbling strapping angelbone halo of the sewer	0		Muscle: +5, Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2026-12"
12074	dehydrated angelbone fragments	1		Effect: "Superhuman Sarcasm", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2026-12"
12075	modified biblically accurate gumdrops	0		Effect: "Coal-Powered", Effect Duration: 18
12076	spinning squat sharpshooter's healthy devilbone helmet	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2026-12"
12077	shaking wholesome devilbone greaves	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2026-12", Spleen Capacity: +1
12078	arcane researcher's wizardly devilbone shinguards	0		Mysticality: +25, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12"
12079	mirror gravedigger's devilbone corset	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2026-12", Stomach Capacity: +1
12080	olive bouncing scorching crafty devilbone flute	0		Maximum MP: +10, Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2026-12"
12081	jittery Jeselnik's devilbone rosary	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Liver Capacity: +1
12082	dehydrated pulsating devilbone chunks	1		Effect: "Punchy, Murdery", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2026-12"
12083	triple-improved modified Gehenna tattoo	0		Effect: "Shamboozled", Effect Duration: 12
12116	fuchsia burnt incisor	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12117	burnt phalange	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12118	burnt radius	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12119	ghostly burnt rib	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12120	tumbling burnt skull	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12121	Crymbocurrency	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12122	chaotic extra-thick Crimbo sweater	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12123	The Encyclopedia of Holiday Funerary Rites	0		Skill: "Holiday Burial Knowledge", Last Available: "2025-12"
12124	acceptable blurry Steve Abrams' Holiday Sampler Beer	3	good	Last Available: "2025-12"
12125	narrow crate of prize-winning rum	0		No Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
12126	drinkable bottle of prize-winning rum	4	good	Last Available: "2025-12"
12127	Oprah's wicked deadly Santa-Slayer medal	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Spell Damage: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12128	Skull of Claus	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12129	diffused boiling bone marrow	0		Effect: "Jingle Jangle Jingle", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2025-12"
12130	double-ionized nitrogenated boiling cerebrospinal fluid	0		Effect: "Squid Squint", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2025-12"
12131	enhanced boiled frozen bouncing boiling synovial fluid	0		Effect: "Army of One", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2025-12"
12132	greasy careful educational smoldering vertebra	0		Experience: +1, Monster Level: -10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12133	huge seal-clubbing club loot box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-01"
12134	<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary seal-clubbing club</span>	0		Muscle Percent: +50, Weapon Damage: +10, Initiative: +50, Attacks Can't Miss, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Club 'Em Across the Battlefield", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Club 'Em Into Next Week", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Club 'Em Back in Time", Display Name: "<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary seal-clubbing club</span>", Last Available: "2026-01"
12135	red smoldering bone dust	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12136	blurry twirling volatile bone bomb	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12137	crafty hot boning knife of Tarzan of mayonnaise	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum MP: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12138	tumbling scandalous frightening stanky fistbone	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2025-12"
12139	mirror prompt baleful burnt bone belt of mayonnaise	0		Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12140	squat Da Vinci's scorched skull trophy	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Last Available: "2025-12"
12141	toothsome miniature wing bone	2	awesome	Last Available: "2025-12"
12142	smooth distilled weak skeleton venom	5	awesome	Last Available: "2025-12"
12143	twisted blurry baked bone meal	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
12144	manspreader's plastic skeleton rib cage	0		Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12145	spinning lion tamer's plastic skeleton skull	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2025-12"
12146	clever plastic skeleton Crimbo hat	0		Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2025-12"
12147	assembled plastic Santa skeleton	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12148	lime green sleigh	0		Familiar Weight: +10
12149	jittery undertakers' forceps	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12150	bone-polishing rag	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12151	olive Sinatra's scorched skeleton mask of the blizzard	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2025-12"
12152	green shaking curative Socratic scorched skeleton shirt	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2025-12"
12153	chaotic scorched skeleton pants of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12154	messenger parrot egg	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12155	squat squat buryable chest	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12156	Shanty: Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor	0		Skill: "Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12157	blurry Shanty: Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor (used)	0		Skill: "Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12158	Shanty: I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor	0		Skill: "I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12159	gray Shanty: I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor (used)	0		Skill: "I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12160	Shanty: Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance	0		Skill: "Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance", Last Available: "2025-12"
12161	Shanty: Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance (used)	0		Skill: "Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance", Last Available: "2025-12"
12162	Shanty: Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor?	0		Skill: "Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor?", Last Available: "2025-12"
12163	cyan Shanty: Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor? (used)	0		Skill: "Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor?", Last Available: "2025-12"
12164	Shanty: Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor	0		Skill: "Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12165	blurry Shanty: Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor (used)	0		Skill: "Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12166	Crymbocurrency tattoo	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12167	blinking huge baleful fireproof bonesaw of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2025-12"
12168	Tesla Socratic vermiculite shield	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12169	shaking resourceful ship's lantern	0		Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2025-12"
12170	executive Fonzie's heat-resistant harpoon pistol	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2025-12"
12171	rotten snack-sized traditional gingerloaf	2	crappy	Last Available: "2025-12"
12172	delicious watered-down green Scotch and eggnog	2	awesome	Last Available: "2025-12"
12173	quadruple-modified counterskeleton elixir	0		Effect: "Shoesauce", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2025-12"
12174	hand-crafted boozy huge &quot;salvaged&quot; wine	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-12"
12175	squat The Encyclopedia of Holiday Funerary Rites (used)	0		Skill: "Holiday Burial Knowledge", Last Available: "2025-12"
12176	crate of prize-winning cheese	0		No Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
12177	yummy miniature wedge of prize-winning cheese	2	awesome	Last Available: "2025-12"
12178	double-quantum narrow gummi fingerbone	0		Effect: "Healthy Red Glow", Effect Duration: 15
12179	avaricious rosy-cheeked glimmering crystal	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2025-12"
12180	squat boxed Heartstone	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-02"
12181	Heartstone	0		All Attributes Percent: +25, Experience: +3, HP Regen Min: 15, HP Regen Max: 20, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Steal Monster's Heart", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %kill", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %banish", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %stun", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %luck", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %pals", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %buff", Last Available: "2026-02"
12182	Thwaitgold meat bee statuette	0		
12183	skewed ghostly loose Meats	0		
12184	ghostly Archaeologist's Spade	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12185	boxed Archaeologist's Spade	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-03"
12186	dinosaur bone fragment	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12187	Pork Elf pottery shard	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12188	2015 landfill detritus	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12189	squat skewed intact dinosaur egg	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12190	fossilized cow femur	0		Familiar Weight: +5
12191	squat unopened Pork Elf toiletries kit	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12192	Pork Elf toiletries kit	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12193	concentrated improved Pork Elf mouthwash	0		Effect: "Super Skill", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2026-03"
12194	nitrogenated electrified extra-alkaline blinking olive Pork Elf deodorant	0		Effect: "Wit Tea", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2026-03"
12195	frozen squat upside-down Pork Elf toothpaste	0		Effect: "Mitre Cut", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2026-03"
12196	bolt of fabric	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12197	mirror miser's Temple Grandin's and dress	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2026-03"
12198	red blurry executive fireproof and dress	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2026-03"
12199	unsweetened denatured dinosaur bone broth	0		Effect: "Extra Terrestrial", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2026-03"
12200	tumbling gnawing bone	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12201	dangerous dinosaur bone club	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Last Available: "2026-03"
12202	spinning extremely unsafe dinosaur skull helmet of courage	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2026-03"
12203	blinking shaking nasty veiny arcane researcher's dinosaur bone corset	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum HP: +10, Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2026-03"
12204	bad fortified skewed Pork Elf cough syrup	5	decent	Last Available: "2026-03"
12205	Pork Elf neti pot	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12206	Pork Elf medicine cabinet	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12207	red Pork Elf sink	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12208	Pork Elf toilet	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12209	normal half-sized skewed rat pizza	2	good	Last Available: "2026-03"
12210	maroon Fleek&trade; mascara	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12211	vibrating dance instructor's hoverboard of the bloodbag	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum HP: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-03"
12212	miser's supercharged experienced left shark fin	0		Experience: +2, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2026-03"
12213	bouncing wizardly fitness tracking bracelet	0		Mysticality: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-03"
12214	modified twirling candy bone	1		
12215	blue wrapped Baseball Diamond	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-04"
12216	Baseball Diamond	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2026-04"
12217	rotten discarded hot dog	3	crappy	Last Available: "2026-04"
12218	delicious most of a beer	3	awesome	Last Available: "2026-04"
12222	pasta wand loot box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-05"
12223	<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary pasta wand</span>	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +5, Hot Damage: +5, Cold Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5, Spell Damage: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +15, Pasta Thrall Experience: +1, Single Equip, Display Name: "<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary pasta wand</span>", Last Available: "2026-05"
12225	legendary noodles	0		Last Available: "2026-05"
12226	thick stale pulsating olive can of tuna	5	decent	
12227	small yummy shaking alien salad	2	awesome	
12228	normal huge tumbling ratbatatouille	8	good	
12229	moldy super-sized purple onigiri	5	crappy	
12230	adequate jumbo crudit&eacute;s	5	good	
12231	bite-sized bland sauced mutton	1	decent	
12232	stale snack-sized hot honey ant	2	decent	
12233	big rotten tomb aspic	5	crappy	
12234	enchanted stale later tots	4	decent	Effect: "Extra-Wet", Effect Duration: 45
12235	tiny toothsome jittery Frutti di Scatoletta	1	awesome	Last Available: "2026-05"
12236	rotten Pesto alla Marziano	3	crappy	Last Available: "2026-05"
12237	stale jumbo Arrattabbattabiata	5	decent	Last Available: "2026-05"
12238	normal diet jittery gray Orzo di Riso	1	good	Last Available: "2026-05"
12239	tasty half-sized blinking Pasta Grimavera	2	awesome	Last Available: "2026-05"
12240	bland thick Linguini Ubriacapa	5	decent	Last Available: "2026-05"
12241	half-sized tasty Formica e Pepe	2	awesome	Last Available: "2026-05"
12242	flavorless fancy wobbly ghostly Tubetto Gelatto	3	decent	Effect: "Pronounced Potency", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2026-05"
12243	bland Gnocci Domani	3	decent	Last Available: "2026-05"
12244	Thwaitgold wallet moth statuette	0		
12245	mirror scabbarded Sword of S Words	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-06"
12246	mirror second-hand synthetic sloth skin scabbard	0		Familiar Weight: +5
12248	mega helmet	0		
12252	upside-down strapping Space Soldier Helmet of Leguizamo	0		Muscle: +5, Monster Level: +20
12253	spoiled premium turkey leg	3	crappy	
12254	weak artisanal styrofoam cup of mead	2	EPIC	
12255	studded sword	0		Damage Absorption: +80
12256	sizzling staff	0		Hot Damage: +10
12257	pulsating executive lute	0		Meat Drop: +40
12258	teal shrink-wrapped Cup of 13s	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-07"
12259	Cup of 13s	0		Booze Drop: +60, MP Regen Min: 4, MP Regen Max: 8, HP Regen Min: 8, HP Regen Max: 13, Last Available: "2026-07"
12260	maroon studded Fonzie's thinker's The Wizard's Android	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience (Moxie): +1, Damage Absorption: +80
12261	twirling maroon flash paperwad	0		
12262	juggling ball	0		
12263	foul-smelling Lo Pan's tactical jester's cap	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +10, Combat Item Damage Percent: 50
12264	single-use sword	0		
12265	flimsy plastic helmet of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15
12266	smooth flimsy plastic greaves	0		Moxie: +15
12267	Rosewater's flimsy plastic breastplate	0		Mysticality Percent: +30
12268	personal trainer's flimsy plastic shield	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
12269	packaged Portable Laughing Stock	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-07"
12270	up-at-dawn Tesla thinker's Portable Laughing Stock	0		Mysticality: +10, Adventures: +5, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Taunt Your Foe", Last Available: "2026-07"
12271	wobbly family-friendly asbestos-lined forbidden Staff of Anachronistic Churning	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Hot Resistance: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1
12272	normal blinking classic banana	3	good	Last Available: "2026-07"
12273	normal massive watermelon	7	good	Last Available: "2026-07"
12274	stale quince	4	decent	Last Available: "2026-07"
12275	Interesting Coin	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12276	squat Interesting Coin Inheritance Letter	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-08"
12277	tasty diet classic banana pie	1	awesome	Last Available: "2026-07"
12278	polarized shaking essential banana decoction	0		Effect: "Radiated and Grodiated", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2026-07"
12279	adjusted alkaline banana quintessence	0		Effect: "Rosewater Mark", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2026-07"
12280	watered-down aged tumbling Aesop Daiquiri	2	awesome	Last Available: "2026-07"
12281	acceptable watered-down Monkey Congress	2	good	Last Available: "2026-07"
12282	toothsome watermelon pie	3	awesome	Last Available: "2026-07"
12283	nitrogenated frozen lime green spinning concentrated watermelon juice	0		Effect: "Fangs and Pangs", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2026-07"
12284	double-anodized Aqua Citrulanatae	0		Effect: "Fungal Fortification", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2026-07"
12285	mediocre practically non-alcoholic blinking Melonegroni	1	decent	Last Available: "2026-07"
12286	hand-crafted Melonade Spritz	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2026-07"
12287	half-sized stale narrow quince pie	2	decent	Last Available: "2026-07"
12288	liquefied chilled narrow quince quaff	0		Effect: "Spiritually Awake", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2026-07"
12289	tarnished magnetized twirling Quickquince	0		Effect: "Ichorous Intensity", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2026-07"
12290	lousy Quiskey Sour	3	decent	Last Available: "2026-07"
12291	delicious wobbly Quincea&ntilde;era Cooler	3	awesome	Last Available: "2026-07"
12292	perfectly mixed Roth IPA	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2026-08"
12293	wobbly hale underdraft protection of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2026-08"
12294	solvent	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12295	decent tiny soybean futures	1	good	Last Available: "2026-08"
12296	pressed housing bubble	0		Effect: "Prince of Seaside Town", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2026-08"
12297	irradiated Pixie-Swordz	0		Effect: "Broberry Brotality", Effect Duration: 50
12298	double-paned chaotic financial instrument	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2026-08"
12299	mansplainer's supercool hedge fund clippers	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2026-08"
12300	gray selling shorts of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2026-08"
12301	wobbly bear tattoo	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12302	bull tattoo	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12303	horrifying 401k ring of courage	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2026-08"
12304	skewed balance sheet	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12305	double-quantum pressed twirling ghostly lime green narrow invisible hand	0		Effect: "Spooky Hands", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2026-08"
12306	ionized moist dry circle of overdraft protection scroll	0		Effect: "Frigid Weapon", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2026-08"
12307	alkaline energized mint	0		Effect: "Gyromitra Gymnastics", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2026-08"
12308	savings bondo	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12309	homeowner's loam	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12310	compressed lime green toxic asset	1		Effect: "Worth Your Salt", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2026-08"
12311	powdered wobbly jittery intangible asset	1		Last Available: "2026-08"
12312	pickled liquid asset	1		Effect: "Cat Class, Cat Style", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2026-08"
12313	gross prophet chrysalis	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12314	cast entrails	0		Familiar Weight: +5
12315	artisanal Malattia Becco Malbec	3	EPIC	
12316	jittery kneecapping contract	0		Skill: "Order a Kneecapping"
12317	Old Country cookbook	0		Skill: "Old Country Cooking"
12318	Thwaitgold and beetle statuette	0		
12319	Blue Team scarf	0		
12320	Red Team scarf	0		
12321	meat shield toddler	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-09"
12322	can of shield tenderizer	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2026-09"