1	seal-clubbing club	0		
2	cyan seal tooth	0		
3	fireproof helmet turtle	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
4	bouncing turtle totem	0		
5	teal pasta spoon	0		
6	tumbling twirling ravioli hat	0		Item Drop: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
7	olive saucepan	0		
8	spices	0		
9	yellow disco mask of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
10	wobbly disco ball	0		
11	stolen accordion	0		Song Duration: 5
12	mariachi pants	0		Familiar Effect: "8xPotato, cap 2"
14	dehydrated moxie weed	1		
15	twisted strongness elixir	1		
16	twisted tumbling jittery magicalness-in-a-can	1		
17	bland low-calorie noodles	1	decent	
18	tortoise's blessing	0		
19	forbidden asparagus knife	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50
20	huge Kentucky-style derby	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 5"
21	blue sweet ninja sword	0		
22	mirror studded boxer shorts	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, 4xVolley, cap 5"
23	yellow chewing gum on a string	0		
24	ten-leaf clover	0		
25	upside-down meat paste	0		
26	upside-down Dolphin King's map	0		
27	spider web	0		
28	blinking really spider web	0		
29	really really spider web	0		
30	rock	0		
31	seal-toothed rock	0		
32	banded Bjorn's Hammer	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Class: "Seal Clubber"
33	snorkel	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
34	friendly Dolphin King's crown	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xGhuol, cap 8"
35	olive frosty Knob Goblin scimitar	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
36	Knob Goblin tongs	0		Item Drop: +5
37	smooth viking helmet	0		Moxie: +15, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 5"
38	weightlifter's Knob Goblin pants	0		Muscle: +15, Familiar Effect: "atk, 5xPotato, cap 6"
39	pretty flower	0		
40	squat skewed wobbly casino pass	0		
41	watered-down smooth fancy ice-cold Sir Schlitz	2	awesome	Effect: "Ruthlessly Efficient", Effect Duration: 15
42	hermit permit	0		
43	mirror worthless trinket	0		
44	worthless gewgaw	0		
45	worthless knick-knack	0		
46	ghostly figurine	0		
47	diet yummy hot buttered roll	1	awesome	
48	heart of rock and roll	0		
49	normal yellow bowl of cottage cheese	4	good	
50	Jim Carey's Rock and Roll Legend	0		Monster Level: +25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10
51	perfumed Knob Goblin Uberpants	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 11"
52	banjo strings	0		
53	pulsating mirror maroon Lo Pan's stone banjo	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30
54	purple mansplainer's Disco Banjo of doom	0		Monster Level: +15, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Disco Bandit"
55	jabañero pepper	0		
56	hot sauce	0		
57	5-Alarm Saucepan of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Class: "Sauceror"
58	pulsating stone turtle	0		
59	slingshot	0		
60	grievous Mace of the Tortoise	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
61	decent half-sized fortune cookie	2	good	
62	chilly oriole-feather headdress	0		Cold Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xVolley, cap 3"
63	mirror action figure body	0		
64	action figure head	0		
65	skewed Mighty Bjorn action figure	0		
66	twig	0		
67	jittery spaghetti with rock-balls	0		
68	avaricious Pasta Spoon of Peril of the cheetah	0		Meat Drop: +30, Initiative: +60, Class: "Pastamancer"
69	green shaking twirling Newbiesport™ tent	0		
70	wobbly bar skin	0		
71	executive stakes	0		Meat Drop: +40
72	barskin hat of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 13"
73	barskin tent	0		
74	blurry Temple map	0		
75	sapling	0		
76	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	0		
77	twirling purple stick of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50
78	Jim Carey's pretty bouquet	0		Monster Level: +25
79	bugbear bungguard	0		Familiar Effect: "5xBarrr, cap 7"
80	fairy gravy boat	0		
81	mediocre fancy watered-down ice-cold Willer	2	decent	Effect: "Livin' Large", Effect Duration: 15
82	huge ring	0		
83	shaft	0		
84	pulsating Orcish meat locker	0		
85	unlocked meat locker	0		
86	key	0		
87	blue spinning meat from yesterday	0		
88	meat stack	0		
89	sword hilt	0		
90	helmet recipe	0		
91	pants kit	0		
92	meatsmithing guide	0		
93	basic meat sword of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
94	squat basic meat pants of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xPotato, cap 10"
95	Van der Graaf basic meat helmet	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 2xFairy, cap 10"
96	double-paned dope gangsta bling-bling	0		Cold Resistance: +5
97	energetic pimpin' meat hat of the brazier	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xVolley, cap 13"
98	huge dried face	0		
99	olive tumbling meat face	0		
100	lifeless meat doll	0		
101	meat golem	0		
102	shrunken head	0		
103	pulsating gravedigger's frightening staff	0		Spooky Damage: 15
104	scarecrow	0		
105	adequate small bowl of charms	2	good	
106	twirling ketchup	1	EPIC	
107	catsup	1	decent	
108	stick	0		
109	crossbow string	0		
110	basic meat staff of the ox	0		Muscle: +20
111	bouncing basic meat crossbow of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100
112	maroon chilly Annie Oakley's meatloaf helmet	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1.5xFairy, cap 13"
113	mansplainer's dripping meat sword	0		Monster Level: +15
114	squat ghostly dripping meat staff	0		Item Drop: +5
115	cyan lightning-fast dripping meat crossbow	0		Initiative: +40
116	censurious extremely unsafe Bugfinder Blade	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Sleaze Resistance: +3
117	Gnollish plunger	0		
118	tumbling squat spring	0		
119	bouncing sprocket	0		
120	squat cog	0		
121	wobbly sprocket assembly	0		
122	cog and sprocket assembly	0		
123	maroon Gnollish flyswatter	0		
124	empty meat tank	0		
125	pulsating full meat tank	0		
126	meat engine	0		
127	twirling Gnollish autoplunger of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20
128	pulsating blinking gravedigger's meat pants	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, cap 11"
129	bouncing razor-sharp third-hand nunchaku	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25
130	occult eyepatch	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Effect: "4xBarrr, cap 8"
131	wobbly frilly skirt	0		Familiar Effect: "4xFairy, cap 8"
132	upside-down Meat maid body	0		
133	Certificate of Participation	0		
134	bitchin' meatcar	0		
135	sweet rims	0		
136	tires	0		
137	dope wheels	0		
138	ice-cold six-pack	0		
139	skewed valuable trinket	0		
140	dingy planks	0		
141	green dingy dinghy	0		
142	blinking cyan anticheese	0		
143	blinking cottage	0		
144	stone of eXtreme power	0		
145	barbed-wire fence	0		
146	huge dinghy plans	0		
147	green eXtreme meat sword of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20
148	twirling experienced eXtreme meat staff	0		Experience: +2
149	lime green squat upside-down gravedigger's eXtreme meat crossbow	0		Spooky Damage: +10
150	blurry flame-wreathed forbidden Scalp of Gorgolok	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
151	dog trainer's wicked Elder Turtle Shell	0		Spell Damage: +5, Experience (familiar): +1, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
152	scandalous Colander of Em-er'il of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Damage: +5, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
153	lion tamer's smooth Ancient Saucehelm	0		Moxie: +15, Experience (familiar): +2, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
154	upside-down family-friendly Disco 'Fro Pick of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
155	smelly thinker's El Sombrero De Lopez	0		Mysticality: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
156	guild application	0		
157	spinning Dramatic™ range	0		
158	blue wobbly Gnollish pie tin	0		
159	wad of dough	0		
160	squat pie crust	0		
161	low-calorie stale enchanted ghuol egg	1	decent	Effect: "Larger", Effect Duration: 20
162	flavorless immense ghuol egg quiche	8	decent	
163	smartaleck's skeleton bone	0		Moxie Percent: +30
164	smart skull	0		
165	skewer	0		
166	ghuol ears	0		
167	thick flavorless ghuol-ear kabob	5	decent	
168	Samson's bone rattle	0		Experience (Muscle): +5
169	bugbear beanie	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7"
170	lihc eye	0		
171	spoiled mirror lihc eye pie	4	crappy	
172	gnoll lips	0		
173	taco shell	0		
174	Gnollish casserole dish	0		
175	toothsome uncooked chorizo	4	awesome	
176	disembodied brain	0		
177	pulsating brainy skull	0		
178	detective skull	0		
179	special rotten chorizo taco	4	crappy	Effect: "Elbow Sauce", Effect Duration: 40
180	tolerable ice-cold fotie	3	good	
181	narrow baseball	0		
182	bouncing twirling batgut	0		
183	bat wing	0		
184	briefcase	0		
185	fat stacks of cash	0		
186	bean	0		
187	ghostly loose teeth	0		
188	blinking bat guano	0		
189	guano coffee cup	0		
191	wizardly batskin belt	0		Mysticality: +25
192	cyan batskin belt	0		
193	birthday candle	0		
194	ruddy Mr. Accessory	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Softcore Only
195	smartaleck's eXtreme nose ring	0		Moxie Percent: +30
196	ghostly ghostly skewed disassembled clover	0		
197	rat whisker	0		
198	rat appendix	0		
199	scandalous ring	0		Sleaze Damage: +5
200	tiny delicious rat appendix kabob	1	awesome	
201	adequate low-calorie pulsating bat wing kabob	1	good	
202	moldy super-sized carob chunks	5	crappy	
203	herbs	0		
204	normal fancy carob chunk cookies	4	good	Effect: "Loco Motives", Effect Duration: 5
205	spinning secret blend of herbs and spices	0		
206	piercing post	0		
207	hippy herbal tea	1	good	
208	huge patchouli incense stick	0		
209	blurry huge wad of tofu	0		
210	yellow Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	0		Bonus Resting MP: +7
211	decorative fountain	0		
212	twirling windchimes	0		
213	jittery censurious shellacked filthy corduroys	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 2xPotato, cap 15"
214	Newton's filthy knitted dread sack	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 15"
215	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	0		
216	gigantic yummy carob brownies	9	awesome	
217	normal herb brownies	3	good	
218	hemp string	0		
219	squat necklace chain	0		
220	skewed gnoll teeth	0		
221	dog trainer's gnoll-tooth necklace	0		Experience (familiar): +1
222	phat turquoise bead	0		
223	skewed knitted phat turquoise bracelet	0		Cold Resistance: +3
224	jittery Tesla eyepatch	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, cap 6"
225	small rotten tofu casserole	2	crappy	
226	vaporized spinning can of Red Minotaur	1	good	
227	blurry experienced Kentucky-fried meat sword	0		Experience: +2
228	smartaleck's Kentucky-fried meat staff	0		Moxie Percent: +30
229	ghostly Samson's Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	0		Experience (Muscle): +5
230	dead guy's watch of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
231	blinking Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	0		
232	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	0		
233	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	0		
234	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	0		
235	jittery vibrating experienced Bigger Bugfinder Blade	0		Experience: +2, Maximum MP Percent: +10
236	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	0		
237	practically non-alcoholic smooth bottle of gin	1	awesome	
238	lousy bottle of vodka	4	decent	
239	tumbling yellow scandalous Orcish baseball cap of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Sleaze Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 15"
240	jittery aromatic sage Orcish cargo shorts	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 2xGhuol, cap 15"
241	ghostly experienced Orcish frat-paddle	0		Experience: +2
242	moldy half-sized	2	crappy	
243	immense yummy grapefruit	9	awesome	
244	rotten low-calorie grapes	1	crappy	
245	decent small cyan olive	2	good	
246	toothsome super-sized tomato	5	awesome	
247	fermenting powder	0		
248	artisanal shaking salty dog	4	EPIC	
249	practically non-alcoholic artisanal bloody mary	1	EPIC	
250	fancy practically non-alcoholic tolerable screwdriver	1	good	Effect: "Goldentongue", Effect Duration: 10
251	bad martini	3	decent	
252	practically non-alcoholic artisanal skewed spinning squat bloody beer	1	EPIC	
253	perfectly mixed irresponsibly strong shot of schnapps	10	EPIC	
254	hand-crafted shot of grapefruit schnapps	4	EPIC	
255	mediocre irresponsibly strong fine wine	6	decent	
256	drinkable boozy shot of tomato schnapps	5	good	
257	acceptable purple extra-spicy bloody mary	3	good	
258	dense meat stack	0		
259	snake skin	0		
260	flavorless White Citadel fries	3	decent	
261	tiny rotten blinking White Citadel burger	1	crappy	
262	adequate red piece of wedding cake	3	good	
263	spoiled chocolate chips	3	crappy	
264	delicious chocolate chip cookies	4	awesome	
265	wobbly flame-retardant satin pants	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xPotato, cap 10"
266	weak hand-crafted lightning	2	EPIC	
267	manspreader's mullet wig	0		Monster Level: +10, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 10"
268	meat cowboy hat of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 3xLep, cap 10"
269	upside-down sage sword	0		Mysticality Percent: +10
270	picket fence	0		
271	denatured barbell	1		
272	altered concentrated magicalness pill	1		
273	boiled moxie weed	1		
274	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	0		
275	mirror mosquito larva	0		
276	bouncing fuchsia leprechaun hatchling	0		
277	vaporized extra-strength strongness elixir	1		
278	dried narrow jug-o-magicalness	1		
279	pickled blinking suntan lotion of moxiousness	1		
280	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	0		
281	red friendly gasmask	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 12"
282	Boris's key	0		
283	teal Jarlsberg's key	0		
284	Sneaky Pete's key	0		
285	walrus-tusk earring of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100
286	groovy ring of half-assed regeneration	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Single Equip
287	brawny Boris's ring	0		Muscle Percent: +20
288	potato sprout	0		
289	squat fireproof Jarlsberg's earring	0		Hot Resistance: +3
290	Oprah's Sneaky Pete's breath spray	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50
291	squat boxer's can of maces of the empath	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +5
292	rubber axe of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100
293	Jeselnik's weightlifter's chef's hat	0		Muscle: +15, Sleaze Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xLep, cap 7"
294	teal double-paned pail	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, cap 7"
295	demonskin trousers of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 3xPotato, cap 17"
296	dungeoneer's dungarees of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 4xPotato, cap 7"
297	vacuum-sealed alkaline gray tamarind-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "World's Shortest Giant", Effect Duration: 43
298	liquefied cyan lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Toothy Grin", Effect Duration: 57
299	colloidal spinning pickle-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Weird Vibrations", Effect Duration: 40
300	moist pickled jabañero-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Bats in the Belfry", Effect Duration: 49
301	flat dough	0		
302	bland bouncing Knob sausage	4	decent	
303	rotten spinning Knob mushroom	3	crappy	
304	dry noodles	0		
305	blinking censurious Knob Goblin harem pants	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 8xPotato, cap 2"
306	slick Knob Goblin harem veil	0		Moxie: +10, Familiar Effect: "5xLep, cap 2"
307	unsweetened upside-down Knob Goblin perfume	0		Effect: "Eyes All Black", Effect Duration: 42
308	ghostly cyan flame-wreathed Knob Goblin elite helm	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, cap 15"
309	padded Knob Goblin elite pants	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, cap 15"
310	purple inspector's Knob Goblin elite polearm	0		Item Drop: +15
311	hill of beans	0		
312	cyan ribald Knob Goblin visor	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 12"
313	spinning Crown of the Goblin King of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 17"
314	flavorless narrow bean burrito	3	decent	
315	diet delicious fancy bean burrito	1	awesome	Effect: "The Moxie of LOV", Effect Duration: 45
316	spoiled insanely bean burrito	3	crappy	
317	adequate bean burrito	3	good	
318	flavorless upside-down bean burrito	4	decent	
319	rotten spinning insanely bean burrito	4	crappy	
320	small flavorless bat haggis	2	decent	
321	stale miniature special menudo	2	decent	Effect: "Analog Drunk", Effect Duration: 5
322	stale goat cheese	3	decent	
323	bland miniature plain pizza	2	decent	
324	jumbo spoiled blinking sausage pizza	5	crappy	
325	flavorless goat cheese pizza	3	decent	
326	stale mushroom pizza	3	decent	
327	goat	0		
328	tolerable high-proof ghostly bottle of whiskey	10	good	
329	gray avaricious goat beard	0		Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 15"
330	cyan spinning glass of goat's milk	1	awesome	
331	delicious tumbling Canadian	3	awesome	
332	diet stale olive lemon	1	decent	
333	moldy lime	3	crappy	
334	smelly sabre teeth	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10
335	sabre-toothed lime cub	0		
336	blurry hardened consolation ribbon	0		Damage Reduction: 3
337	upside-down ol' trophy	0		
338	spinning tenderizing hammer	0		
339	fuchsia Cobb's Knob lab key	0		
340	dry electrified Knob Goblin steroids	0		Effect: "Antsy in your Pantsy", Effect Duration: 67
341	electrified narrow Knob Goblin love potion	0		Effect: "Cold Jellied", Effect Duration: 38
342	Knob Goblin stink bomb	0		
343	vacuum-sealed double-tarnished modified blue bouncing Knob Goblin sharpening spray	0		Effect: "Human-Hippy Hybrid", Effect Duration: 14
344	Knob Goblin seltzer	0		
345	Knob Goblin superseltzer	0		
346	scrumptious reagent	0		
347	Dyspepsi-Cola	0		
348	upside-down dog trainer's ninja mask	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xBarrr, cap 20"
349	icy katana hilt	0		
350	gray hot katana blade	0		
351	shaking dance instructor's thinker's icy-hot katana	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
352	ninja hot pants of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 3xPotato, cap 17"
353	ninja stars	0		
354	jittery manspreader's chaotic nunchaku	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Monster Level: +10
355	fortified eXtreme scarf	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 25"
356	nasty snowboarder pants	0		Stench Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 25"
357	Mountain Stream soda	0		
358	bland gr8ps	3	decent	
359	stale snack-sized pulsating t8r tots	2	decent	
360	maroon miner's helmet of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 20"
361	Annie Oakley's miner's pants	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1.5xPotato, cap 20"
362	gray dance instructor's 7-Foot Dwarven mattock	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
363	linoleum ore	0		
364	asbestos ore	0		
365	huge tumbling chrome ore	0		
366	upside-down pulsating ghostly linoleum sword hilt	0		
367	linoleum stick	0		
368	linoleum crossbow string	0		
369	asbestos sword hilt	0		
370	blinking asbestos stick	0		
371	asbestos crossbow string	0		
372	chrome sword hilt	0		
373	chrome stick	0		
374	chrome crossbow string	0		
375	linoleum meat stack	0		
376	asbestos meat stack	0		
377	purple chrome meat stack	0		
378	linoleum sword of Gandalf of extreme caution	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Monster Level: -25
379	quilted linoleum staff of vim and vigor	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum HP Percent: +50
380	huge family-friendly mansplainer's linoleum crossbow	0		Monster Level: +15, Sleaze Resistance: +1
381	ghostly Fonzie's asbestos sword of mayonnaise	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
382	upside-down nasty mansplainer's asbestos staff	0		Monster Level: +15, Stench Damage: +5
383	stanky MacGyver's asbestos crossbow	0		Maximum MP: +100, Stench Spell Damage: +25
384	chrome sword of the sewer of the businessman	0		Stench Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +50
385	miser's chrome staff of the glutton	0		Meat Drop: +10, Food Drop: +100
386	brainy chrome crossbow of the bloodbag	0		Mysticality: +5, Maximum HP: +100
387	fuzzy dice	0		
388	tumbling yeti fur	0		
389	meaty helmet turtle of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 17"
390	asbestos helmet turtle of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xFairy, cap 20"
391	savvy linoleum helmet turtle	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xFairy, cap 25"
392	upside-down nasty chrome helmet turtle	0		Stench Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xFairy, cap 30"
393	penguin skin	0		
394	ghostly yak skin	0		
395	spinning hippopotamus skin	0		
396	supercharged penguin shorts	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xGhuol, cap 30"
397	cool yakskin pants	0		Moxie: +5, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato, cap 35"
398	hippopotamus pants of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 32"
399	medical-grade eXtreme mittens	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
400	handful of drink tickets	0		
401	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	0		
402	tumbling red swashbuckling pants of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 1.5xFairy, cap 20"
403	shellacked shoulder parrot	0		Damage Reduction: 7
404	pulsating ghostly occult acoustic guitarrr	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25
405	sunken chest	0		
406	pirate pelvis	0		
407	pirate skull	0		
408	yellow pirate skeleton	0		
409	vial of patchouli oil	0		
410	sage sk8board	0		Mysticality Percent: +10
411	Jolly Roger charrrm	0		
412	twirling barrrnacle	0		
413	blurry Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20
414	perfumed crowbarrr	0		Stench Resistance: +5
415	leotarrrd of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 22"
416	Temple Grandin's safarrri hat	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, cap 22"
417	moist ghostly henna tattoo	0		Effect: "Wings of the Grasshopper", Effect Duration: 18
418	extra-modified denatured Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	0		Effect: "Witch's Brood", Effect Duration: 58
419	tarnished bouncing gray serum of sarcasm	0		Effect: "You Know What's Up", Effect Duration: 55
420	cold-filtered tomato juice of powerful power	0		Effect: "A Contender", Effect Duration: 50
421	enhanced philter of phorce	0		Effect: "Salamander In Your Stomach", Effect Duration: 39
422	moist potion of potency	0		Effect: "Sweet Taste", Effect Duration: 45
423	quantum quantum unsweetened blurry cordial of concentration	0		Effect: "Swimming Head", Effect Duration: 13
424	electrified improved ointment of the occult	0		Effect: "Flaming Weapon", Effect Duration: 64
425	anodized non-tarnished oil of expertise	0		Effect: "For Your Brain Only", Effect Duration: 56
426	deionized jittery potion of temporary gr8ness	0		Effect: "Eyes Wide Propped", Effect Duration: 18
427	box of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Wiki Name: "box"
428	nothing-in-the-box	0		
429	purple beanbag chair	0		Bonus Resting MP: +30
430	acid-squirting flower	0		Single Equip, Thorns: 1
431	green personal trainer's clown shoes	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Clowniness: 25
432	scorching bloody clown pants	0		Hot Damage: +25, Clowniness: 25, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 2xFairy, cap 12"
433	narrow skinny balloon	0		
434	perfumed balloon helmet	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Clowniness: 25, Familiar Effect: "3xFairy, cap 12"
435	fireproof experienced balloon sword	0		Experience: +2, Hot Resistance: +3, Clowniness: 50
436	balloon monkey	0		
437	narrow chef skull	0		
438	blinking chef-in-the-box	0		
439	bartender skull	0		
440	bartender-in-the-box	0		
441	chef-skull-in-the-box	0		
442	twirling bartender-skull-in-the-box	0		
443	blue huge beer lens	0		
444	huge beer goggles	0		
445	frosty box-in-the-box	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
446	nothing-in-the-box-in-the-box	0		
447	wobbly box-in-the-box-in-the-box of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50
448	tumbling energetic foolscap fool's cap of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Clowniness: 25, Familiar Effect: "3xVolley, cap 10"
449	fireproof clown nose	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Clowniness: 25
450	pretentious paintbrush	0		
451	mirror pretentious palette	0		
452	disease	0		
453	sober pill	0		
454	upside-down screwdriver	0		
455	spoiled blurry jumbo olive	3	crappy	
456	lousy weak dry martini	2	decent	
457	rosewater-soaked ye olde golde frontes	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip
458	continuum transfunctioner	0		
459	pixel	0		
460	pixel	0		
461	pixel	0		
462	pixel	0		
463	ghostly red pixel	0		
464	pixel potion	0		
465	pixel potion	0		
466	pixel potion	0		
467	decent yellow pixel pie	4	good	
468	ruby W	0		
469	mirror blurry wussiness potion	0		
470	lousy Imp Ale	4	decent	
471	rotten hot wing	3	crappy	
472	narrow rock-hard diamond-studded cane	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Class: "Disco Bandit"
473	blurry flame-retardant crutch	0		Hot Resistance: +1
474	cast	0		
475	Jim Carey's mask of mayonnaise	0		Monster Level: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xBarrr, cap 15"
476	hellion cube	0		
477	pulsating stiffened Samson's infernal insoles	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Damage Reduction: 1
478	evil arch	0		
479	green dodecagram	0		
480	maroon box of birthday candles	0		
481	upside-down eldritch butterknife	0		
482	twirling Socratic Mr. Container	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Last Available: "2004-12"
483	chaotic Newbiesport™ backpack	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2004-12"
484	Samson's hemp backpack	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Last Available: "2004-12"
485	blurry snakehead charrrm	0		
486	wholesome Talisman o' Namsilat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Single Equip
487	upside-down gray shellacked arrrgyle socks	0		Damage Reduction: 7
488	olive guitar pick	0		
489	upside-down drab sonata	0		
490	auspicious Jack Frost's mesh cap	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 41"
491	green enormous belt buckle	0		
492	coward's wholesome chaps	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Monster Level: -20, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xBarrr, cap 40"
493	tumbling ketchup hound	0		
494	teal batblade of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100
495	catgut	0		
496	cat appendix	0		
497	gnatwing	0		
498	yummy papaya	3	awesome	
499	horrifying Temple Grandin's denim axe	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Spooky Damage: +25
500	spinning Elf Farm Raffle ticket	0		
501	normal snack-sized Elfin shortbread	2	good	
502	red pagoda plans	0		
503	massive stale skewered cat appendix	10	decent	
504	gray evil arches	0		
505	extremely unsafe gnatwing earring of temperance	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Sleaze Resistance: +5
506	moldy Hell broth	3	crappy	
507	thunderrr guitarrr of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5
508	huge sonata	0		
509	fuchsia Hey Deze nuts	0		
510	skewed Boris's key lime	0		
511	Jarlsberg's key lime	0		
512	Sneaky Pete's key lime	0		
513	enchanted stale tumbling Boris's key lime pie	4	decent	Effect: "Wet Rub", Effect Duration: 25
514	stale huge yellow Jarlsberg's key lime pie	8	decent	
515	rotten blue Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	4	crappy	
516	Hey Deze map	0		
517	ghostly yellow Rosewater's bejeweled accordion strap	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Class: "Accordion Thief"
518	mystery juice	0		
519	moxie magnet	0		Moxie Controls MP
520	spinning leaflet	0		
521	maroon Temple Grandin's kickback cookbook	0		Familiar Weight: +7
522	jittery blurry one-winged stab bat	0		
523	rewinged stab bat	0		
524	watered-down artisanal maroon papaya sling	2	EPIC	
525	grue egg	0		
526	cyan Frobozz Real-Estate Company Instant House (TM)	0		
527	fuchsia volleyball	0		
528	blood-faced volleyball	0		
529	fertilized ghuol egg	0		
530	moist denatured spinning spray paint	0		Effect: "Flimsy Shield of the Pastalord", Effect Duration: 20
531	extremely unsafe special sauce glove	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Class: "Sauceror", Single Equip
532	skewed hale ladle of mystery	0		Maximum HP: +20, Class: "Sauceror"
533	skewed blinking Gnollish toolbox	0		
534	abridged dictionary	0		
535	bridge	0		
536	dictionary	0		
537	pr0n legs	0		
538	red bouncing f3d0r4 of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 27"
539	lowercase N	0		
540	electrified polarized pulsating spinning Tasty Fun Good rice candy	0		Effect: "Rain Dancin'", Effect Duration: 33
541	supercharged wicked draggin' ball hat	0		Spell Damage: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 25"
542	shaking lion tamer's 1337 7r0uZ0RZ of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Experience (familiar): +2, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, cap 27"
543	moldy bite-sized lime green blurry Trollhouse cookies	1	crappy	
544	personal trainer's talons of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
545	moldy miniature mirror Spam Witch sammich	2	crappy	
546	tumbling meat vortex	0		
547	334 scroll	0		
548	cyan 668 scroll	0		
549	30669 scroll	0		
550	bouncing twirling 33398 scroll	0		
551	64067 scroll	0		
552	skewed 64735 scroll	0		
553	31337 scroll	0		
554	special bland big pr0n cocktail	5	decent	Effect: "Black Lung", Effect Duration: 20
555	medical-grade fortified drywall axe	0		Damage Absorption: +60, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
556	steel-toed Pine-Fresh air freshener	0		Damage Reduction: 9
557	bad whiskey and cola	3	decent	
558	flavorless massive special skewed papaya taco	10	decent	Effect: "Blessing of Squirtlcthulli", Effect Duration: 40
559	razor-sharp can lid	0		
560	stale gray stalk of asparagus	3	decent	
561	pregnant mushroom	0		
562	ghostly lime green ratgut	0		
563	sonar-in-a-biscuit	0		
564	tolerable green Mad Train wine	4	good	
565	hobo gloves of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Single Equip
566	bum cheek of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xVolley, cap 5"
567	hermit script	0		
568	spoiled Double Bacon Beelzeburger	4	crappy	
569	normal Lord of the Flies-sized fries	3	good	
570	spoiled Chicken Sandwich	3	crappy	
571	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	1	decent	
572	adequate Children's Meal of the Damned	3	good	
573	decent noodles	4	good	
574	adequate miniature noodles	2	good	
575	adequate upside-down painful penne pasta	3	good	
576	moldy ghostly ravioli della hippy	4	crappy	
577	stale squat pr0n m4nic0tti	4	decent	
578	yummy fancy Hell ramen	3	awesome	Effect: "Florid Cheeks", Effect Duration: 25
579	snack-sized rotten gray boring spaghetti	2	crappy	
580	red sauce of the ages	0		
581	yellow schmancy cheese sauce	0		
582	Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	0		
583	flavorless fettucini Inconnu	3	decent	
584	massive adequate maroon mirror spaghetti with Skullheads	10	good	
585	rotten teal gnocchetti di Nietzsche	3	crappy	
586	squat greedy ridiculously huge sword of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Meat Drop: +20
587	altered activated shaking super-spiky hair gel	0		Effect: "Well-preserved", Effect Duration: 40
588	blue soft echo eyedrop antidote	0		
589	bland huge cocoa eggshell fragment	6	decent	
590	enchanted adequate super-sized cocoa eggshell fragment	5	good	Effect: "Flashing Eyes", Effect Duration: 25
591	wobbly blinking cocoa egg	0		
592	house	0		
593	phonics down	0		
594	spinning dog trainer's amulet of extreme plot significance	0		Experience (familiar): +1
595	twirling blinking scroll of drastic healing	0		
596	maroon titanium assault umbrella of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25
597	fortified Mohawk wig	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 35"
598	the Slug Lord's map	0		
599	ghostly pants of the Slug Lord of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 3xPotato, cap 8"
600	flame-wreathed Dr. Hobo's scalpel of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +10
601	ghostly teal Dr. Hobo's map	0		
602	Degrassi Knoll shopping list	0		
603	Item #13	0		
604	Penultimate Fantasy chest	0		
605	narrow Tissue Paper Immateria	0		
606	skewed Tin Foil Immateria	0		
607	jittery pulsating Gauze Immateria	0		
608	Plastic Wrap Immateria	0		
609	bouncing S.O.C.K.	0		
610	gray procrastination potion	0		
611	D	0		
612	original G	0		
613	plot hole	0		
614	warmed unsweetened spinning probability potion	0		Effect: "Adapt to Change Eventually", Effect Duration: 61
615	chaos butterfly	0		
616	pulsating furry fur	0		
617	unsweetened super-pressed ionized Angry Farmer candy	0		Effect: "Bored Stiff", Effect Duration: 65
618	nitrogenated aerosolized teal upside-down bouncing Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	0		Effect: "Chain Chain Chains", Effect Duration: 20
619	needle of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20
620	chilled jittery thin candle	0		Effect: "Leo Rising", Effect Duration: 30
621	blue Warm Subject gift certificate	0		
622	awful poetry journal	0		
623	WA	0		
624	NG	0		
625	wang	0		
626	wobbly spinning Wand of Nagamar	0		
627	narrow ND	0		
628	metallic A	0		
629	bouncing Newton's eye	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3
630	ghostly photoprotoneutron torpedo	0		
631	mirror wobbly scandalous furry pants	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, MP regen, cap 37"
632	energetic disturbing fanfic	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20
633	zippy educational wolf mask	0		Experience: +1, Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, HP regen, cap 37"
634	maroon cool whip	0		
635	Annie Oakley's paper umbrella	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20
636	upside-down twirling meat globe	0		
637	teal toaster	0		
638	Van der Graaf strapping asshat	0		Muscle: +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xVolley, cap 7"
639	decent jumbo abominable snowcone	5	good	
640	Ent cider	1	decent	
641	spoiled toast	3	crappy	
642	shaking skeleton key	0		
643	skeleton key ring	0		
644	blurry Crimbo pressie	0		Last Available: "2003-12"
645	wrapping paper	0		Last Available: "2003-12"
646	decent small fruitcake	2	good	
647	present	0		Last Available: "2004-11"
648	spinning Crimbo sword of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2004-10"
649	Crimbo hat of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1.75xVolley, 1.75xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-10"
650	blurry upside-down green smelly Crimbo pants	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-10"
651	groovy exclusive ultra-rare item	0		Moxie Percent: +10
652	quantum egg	0		
653	intragalactic rowboat	0		
654	skewed red star	0		
655	pulsating skewed cyan line	0		
656	gray star chart	0		
657	teal mirror padded star sword	0		Damage Absorption: +20
658	manspreader's star crossbow	0		Monster Level: +10
659	ghostly star staff of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
660	Samson's star pants	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 41"
661	upside-down scorching star hat	0		Hot Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 0.5xPotato, cap 41"
662	twirling lard-coated star buckler	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
663	ghostly squat star throwing star	0		
664	star starfish	0		
665	Richard's star key	0		
666	greasy scandalous grievous steaming evil	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Sleaze Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
667	teal castle map	0		
668	spiked femur of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50
669	snack-sized toothsome ghuol guolash	2	awesome	
670	steel-toed lihc face	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr, cap 22"
671	nasty careful grave robbing shovel	0		Monster Level: -10, Stench Damage: +5
672	flavorless cranberries	4	decent	
673	aged vodka and cranberry	3	awesome	
674	lousy watered-down fancy whiskey	2	decent	Effect: "Net Tea", Effect Duration: 40
675	upside-down skull of the Bonerdagon of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100
676	mirror dragonbone belt buckle	0		
677	ghostly Newton's badass belt	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3
678	chest of the Bonerdagon	0		
679	bad roll in the hay	3	decent	
680	tolerable slap and tickle	3	good	
681	weak artisanal slip 'n' slide	2	EPIC	
682	lousy irresponsibly strong ghostly a sump'm sump'm	9	decent	
683	hand-crafted horizontal tango	4	EPIC	
684	watered-down lousy fuchsia pulsating pink pony	2	decent	
685	lard-coated Oprah's groovy Mr. Shirt	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
686	olive pulsating sharpshooter's knuckles	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10
687	magnetized Vulcanized squat blood of the Wereseal	0		Effect: "Bread Burps", Effect Duration: 51
688	Fonzie's pixel hat	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xVolley, cap 12"
689	huge reassuring pixel pants	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 4xPotato, cap 12"
690	green shellacked pixel sword	0		Damage Reduction: 7
691	digital key	0		
692	mirror Ascension Souvenir T-Shirt	0		
693	lion tamer's harem girl t-shirt	0		Experience (familiar): +2
694	Knob Goblin elite shirt of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25
696	upside-down smelly frilly shirt	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10
697	ghostly twirling weightlifter's soggy wofl t-shirt	0		Muscle: +15
698	mirror miser's loathing eagle baby-doll shirt	0		Meat Drop: +10
699	narrow pirate shirt of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3
700	twirling Van der Graaf filthy hippy poncho	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
701	shaking sharpshooter's floral print shirt	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10
702	scorching coconut bikini top	0		Hot Damage: +25
703	shaking brawny goth kid t-shirt	0		Muscle Percent: +20
704	narrow hamethyst	0		
705	skewed baconstone	0		
706	mirror teal porquoise	0		
707	pulsating pork elf goodies sack	0		
708	ring setting	0		
709	yellow huge shaking jewelry-making pliers	0		
711	quilted educational hamethyst earring	0		Experience: +1, Damage Absorption: +40
712	pulsating clever studded strapping hamethyst necklace	0		Muscle: +5, Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum MP: +20, Single Equip
713	Jeselnik's scorching hamethyst bracelet	0		Hot Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip
714	avaricious toasty hamethyst ring of the sewer	0		Hot Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip
715	knitted Fonzie's baconstone earring	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip
716	teal savvy baconstone pendant of the boozehound	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Booze Drop: +100
717	zippy flame-retardant baconstone bracelet	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Initiative: +20, Single Equip
718	flame-retardant careful padded baconstone ring	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Monster Level: -10, Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip
719	fortified experienced porquoise eyebrow ring	0		Experience: +2, Damage Absorption: +60
720	squat supercool beefy porquoise necklace	0		Muscle: +10, Moxie Percent: +20, Single Equip
721	ruddy porquoise bracelet of the cheetah	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Initiative: +60
722	red wobbly Sinatra's porquoise ring of terror of temperance	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip
723	enchanted miniature adequate cyan huge Knoll mushroom	2	good	Effect: "Capricorn Rising", Effect Duration: 15
724	bland gigantic mushroom	9	decent	
725	pulsating one million meat pancakes	0		
726	tumbling veiny huge mirror shard	0		Maximum HP: +10
727	hedge maze puzzle	0		
728	hedge maze key	0		
729	fishbowl	0		
730	blurry fishtank	0		
731	wobbly fish hose	0		
732	jittery hosed tank	0		
733	hosed fishbowl	0		
734	dangerous supercool makeshift SCUBA gear of bravery	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Weapon Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Adventure Underwater
735	cool easter egg balloon	0		Moxie: +5
736	stone tablet (Sinister Strumming)	0		
737	blinking stone tablet (Squeezings of Woe)	0		
738	blurry stone tablet (Really Evil Rhythm)	0		
739	upside-down olive tambourine bells	0		
740	skewed crafty tambourine	0		Maximum MP: +10
741	pulsating broken skull	0		
742	enchanted decent half-sized Knoll shroomkabob	2	good	Effect: "Sleaze-Resistant Trousers", Effect Duration: 35
743	tasty half-sized mushroom	2	awesome	
744	moist hair spray	0		Effect: "Speed of the Internet", Effect Duration: 21
746	blinking shaking stat script	0		
747	yellow Knob Goblin firecracker	0		
748	gourd potion	0		
749	adequate warm mushroom	3	good	
750	special moldy huge mushroom quesadilla	3	crappy	Effect: "Employee of the Month", Effect Duration: 40
751	adequate cool mushroom	4	good	
752	bland cool mushroom casserole	3	decent	
753	spoiled mirror pointy mushroom	4	crappy	
754	tasty diet huge cream of pointy mushroom soup	1	awesome	
755	stale shaking mushroom	3	decent	
756	rotten twirling mushroom	4	crappy	
757	flavorless blurry mushroom	4	decent	
758	bland half-sized ghost cucumber	2	decent	
759	dill	0		
760	red vinegar	0		
761	blinking brine	0		
762	bad especially salty dog	4	decent	
763	squat ghostly pickling solution	0		
764	delicious blue spectral pickle	3	awesome	
765	huge briny vinegar	0		
766	ghost pickle on a stick	0		
767	liquefied tarnished spinning green cologne of contempt	0		Effect: "Sewer-Drenched", Effect Duration: 32
768	spork of the ox	0		Muscle: +20
769	voodoo doll of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20
770	wool occult basic meat fez	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Cold Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "3xLep, cap 11"
771	tassel	0		
772	upside-down foon of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3
773	Jeselnik's frosty basic meat spork	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25
774	spinning family-friendly wool basic meat foon	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +1
775	Yeti Protest Sign	0		
776	bouncing green groovy kneecapping stick	0		Moxie Percent: +10
777	savvy iron pasta spoon	0		Mysticality Percent: +20
778	narrow Rosewater's support cummerbund	0		Mysticality Percent: +30
779	twirling Mob Penguin cellular phone	0		
780	scroll of pasta summoning	0		
781	altered aerosolized mafia aria	0		Effect: "Belch the Rainbow™", Effect Duration: 44
782	blue Mr. Exploiter	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
783	mirror 'Villa' document	0		
784	tolerable practically non-alcoholic Acqua Del Piatto Merlot	1	good	Last Available: "2004-10"
785	raffle ticket	0		
786	spoiled wobbly strawberry	4	crappy	
787	hand-crafted bottle of rum	4	EPIC	
788	aged strawberry daiquiri	3	awesome	
789	drinkable narrow rum and cola	4	good	
790	tolerable enchanted high-proof skewed grog	6	good	Effect: "Physicali Tea", Effect Duration: 45
791	foul-smelling energetic Mafia bow tie	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2004-10"
792	stanky Golden Mr. Accessory	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Softcore Only
793	aerosolized blue bouncing oil of stability	0		Effect: "Gr8ness", Effect Duration: 13
794	alkaline quadruple-boiled oil of slipperiness	0		Effect: "Banono", Effect Duration: 22
795	strong perfectly mixed tumbling Acque Luride Grezze Cabernet	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2004-10"
796	chaotic forbidden Fonzie's cement shoes	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2004-10"
797	practically non-alcoholic artisanal rockin' wagon	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
798	mediocre ocean motion	3	decent	
799	extra-dry lousy fuzzbump	5	decent	
800	miniature tasty olive tumbling poutine	2	awesome	
801	flavorless diet mirror Knob stir-fry	1	decent	
804	spoiled Knoll stir-fry	4	crappy	
805	spoiled stir-fry	4	crappy	
806	normal asparagus stir-fry	4	good	
807	adequate spinning olive stir-fry	4	good	
808	yummy Knob sausage stir-fry	3	awesome	
809	decent bat wing stir-fry	3	good	
810	jumbo flavorless rat appendix stir-fry	5	decent	
811	delicious tofu stir-fry	3	awesome	
812	yummy red pr0n stir-fry	3	awesome	
813	jumbo spoiled Knob shells	5	crappy	
814	delicious snack-sized bätzle	2	awesome	
815	decent twirling ratini	3	good	
816	jumbo normal Knob stroganoff	5	good	
817	normal small menudo ravioli	2	good	
818	skewed plus sign	0		
819	milky potion	0		
820	swirly potion	0		
821	shaking bubbly potion	0		
822	squat smoky potion	0		
823	cloudy potion	0		
824	effervescent potion	0		
825	fizzy potion	0		
826	dark potion	0		
827	blue squat murky potion	0		
828	upside-down baby killer bee	0		
829	blue anti-anti-antidote	0		
830	rotten royal jelly	3	crappy	
831	shaking small box	0		
832	pulsating box	0		
833	upside-down vorpal blade of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60
834	foul-smelling grievous cornuthaum	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Stench Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, 1.25xFairy, cap 21"
835	knitted ring of aggravate monster	0		Cold Resistance: +3
836	tasty mind flayer corpse	3	awesome	
837	bad maroon Uovo Marcio Shiraz	4	decent	Last Available: "2004-10"
838	shaking horrifying crafty Mafia stogie	0		Maximum MP: +10, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2004-10"
839	artisanal Maiali Sifilitici Pinot Noir	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2004-10"
840	stanky chilly Mafia violin case	0		Cold Damage: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2004-10"
841	aged practically non-alcoholic spinning tomato daiquiri	1	awesome	
842	hand-crafted ghostly mirror beertini	3	EPIC	
843	hand-crafted weak green salty slug	2	EPIC	
844	special drinkable papaya slung	4	good	Effect: "Sated and Furious", Effect Duration: 30
845	padded MAHI fez	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 0.5xPotato, 0.5xLep, 0.5xFairy"
847	heteroerotic frat-paddle	0		
848	pulsating hypodermic needle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
849	Meat detector	0		Familiar Weight: +5
850	yellow many-eyed glasses	0		Familiar Weight: +5
851	prosthetic forehead	0		Familiar Weight: +5
852	shaker of salt	0		Familiar Weight: +5
853	gray blundarrrbus	0		Familiar Weight: +5
854	spinning huge blue sucky decal	0		Familiar Weight: +5
855	balloon knife	0		Familiar Weight: +5
856	huge shock collar	0		
857	mirror moonglasses	0		
858	ghostly palm-frond toupee	0		Familiar Weight: +5
859	wobbly knife and fork	0		Familiar Weight: +5
860	eye-pod	0		Familiar Weight: +5
861	chocolate spurs	0		Familiar Weight: +5
862	magnifying glass	0		Familiar Weight: +5
863	twirling skewer-mounted razor blade	0		Familiar Weight: +5
864	stinger	0		Familiar Weight: +5
865	mirror lead necklace	0		Familiar Weight: +3
866	squat shaving cream	0		
867	nitrogenated pressed pine tar	0		Effect: "Mariachi Mood", Effect Duration: 55
869	skewed forest tears	0		
870	lime green fetus-smashing club of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20
871	squat meatcar model	0		Familiar Weight: +5
872	gray Time Juice	0		Last Available: "2004-01"
873	rolling pin	0		
874	gray wobbly unrolling pin	0		
875	fireproof quilted extremely unsafe crazy bastard sword	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Damage Absorption: +40, Hot Resistance: +3
876	veiny incredibly dense meat gem of the bloodbag of terror	0		Maximum HP: 110, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
877	thinker's Talisman of Baio	0		Mysticality: +10
878	educational hypnodisk	0		Experience: +1
879	activated quadruple-galvanized bouncing pulsating bottle of goofballs	0		Effect: "So You Can Work More...", Effect Duration: 25
880	shaking lard-coated disbelief suspenders	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
881	avaricious supportive bra	0		Meat Drop: +30
882	Blatantly Canadian	0		
883	maple syrup	1	decent	
884	smartaleck's los chinos	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, HP regen, cap 13"
885	supercool axe	0		Moxie Percent: +20
886	leaflet	0		
887	leaf	0		
888	maple leaf	0		
889	Samson's balaclava	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1.5xLep, cap 12"
890	decent balaclava baklava	3	good	
891	blurry olive wool Warehouse 23 bling	0		Cold Resistance: +1
892	purple toasty bugbear-smiting sword of the businessman of the cheetah	0		Hot Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +50, Initiative: +60
893	triple-distilled bad fancy lumbering jack	8	decent	Effect: "Papowerful", Effect Duration: 40
894	narrow Dark Jill-O-Lantern	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
895	upside-down Sherlock's Ms. Accessory	0		Item Drop: +25, Softcore Only
896	huge MacGyver's rosy-cheeked Mr. Accessory Jr.	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +100, Softcore Only
897	coffee sprite	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-10"
898	Cheshire Bitten	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-10"
899	custom avatar form	0		Free Pull
900	mirror smile-sharpening stone	0		Familiar Weight: +5
901	upside-down espresso maker	0		Familiar Weight: +5
902	squat 100-Watt bulb	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
903	special mediocre Spasmi Dolorosi Del Rene Champagne	4	decent	Effect: "Liquidy Smoky", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2004-10"
904	bouncing lard-coated Van der Graaf sage school Mafia knickerbockers	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "5xGhoul, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-10"
905	quantum diffused spinning Yummy Tummy bean	0		Effect: "Hot Buttoned", Effect Duration: 42
906	denatured jittery teal Rock Pops	0		Effect: "Wintry Breath", Effect Duration: 46
907	electrified Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "Eggs-tra Sensory Perception", Effect Duration: 61
908	modified Cold Hots candy	0		Effect: "Human-Human Hybrid", Effect Duration: 53
909	polymerized unsweetened jittery Wint-O-Fresh mint	0		Effect: "Black Lung", Effect Duration: 16
910	bite-sized rotten maroon dwarf bread	1	crappy	
911	wet Senior Mints	0		Effect: "Sludgesick", Effect Duration: 57
912	galvanized olive pixellated candy heart	0		Effect: "Heart of Lavender", Effect Duration: 12
913	pickled blinking kobold	0		Effect: "Meatwise", Effect Duration: 22
914	hand turkey outline	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2004-11"
915	wobbly yam pinky ring	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
916	blurry greedy baleful intergalactic pom poms	0		Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +20
917	wobbly shaking Mob Penguin protection contract	0		
918	Radio Free Baseball Cap of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2006-07"
919	blinking careful Radio Free Pants	0		Monster Level: -10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xGhoul, 1xLep, cap 37", Last Available: "2006-07"
920	Radio Free Foil of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2006-07"
921	flavorless radio button candy	3	decent	
922	thinker's severed rocking horse head	0		Mysticality: +10
923	jittery broken cellular phone	0		Last Available: "2004-01"
924	pulsating squat crimbo elfling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
925	dental pliers	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
926	chilled triple-cold-filtered Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	0		Effect: "Top Dog", Effect Duration: 67
927	enchanted delicious squat Ferita Del Petto Zinfandel	4	awesome	Effect: "Aquarius Rising", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2006-12"
928	lime green fuzzy bracelets of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30
929	prompt arse-shooting crossbow	0		Adventures: +3
931	high-proof enchanted drinkable tumbling spiced rum	7	good	Effect: "Lubed", Effect Duration: 20
932	practically non-alcoholic mediocre eggnog	1	decent	
933	bland yellow candy cane	4	decent	
934	stale snack-sized fancy gingerbread bugbear	2	decent	Effect: "Overstimulated", Effect Duration: 10
935	twirling flame-wreathed imitation nice watch	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2004-12", Nonstackable Watch
936	Hanukkimbo dreidl	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
937	menorette	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2004-12"
938	pulsating banded plastic sword	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Last Available: "2004-12"
939	pulsating small Crimbo Pressie	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
940	bow	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
941	jittery Crimbo stocking	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
942	reassuring bowler	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 1.5xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-12"
943	fortified baleful bow staff	0		Spell Damage: +25, Damage Absorption: +60, Last Available: "2004-12"
944	yellow supercool bowlegged pants	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-12"
945	skewered jumbo olive	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
946	skewered lime	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
947	skewered cherry	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
948	bad martini	4	decent	Last Available: "2004-12"
949	irresponsibly strong lousy fancy grogtini	10	decent	Effect: "Pronounced Potency", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2004-12"
950	special smooth cherry bomb	4	awesome	Effect: "Corona de la Salsa", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2004-12"
951	skewed extra special Crimbo stocking	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
952	blinking stanky hockey mask	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1.5xGhuol, cap 25"
953	penguin-smacking club	0		Familiar Damage: +15
954	orphan baby yeti	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
955	fez of etymology of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 30"
956	gigantic rotten carob chunk noodles	9	crappy	
957	snack-sized stale chorizo brownies	2	decent	
958	small tasty chocolate and tomato pizza	2	awesome	
959	shaking flange	0		
960	clockwork key	0		
961	silk garter snake	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
962	jittery velvet choker	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
963	chaotic extremely unsafe plastic seal clubber	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +10
964	blinking olive flame-retardant plastic turtle tamer of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +1
965	ghostly plastic pastamancer of the bloodbag of courage	0		Maximum HP: +100, Spooky Resistance: +3
966	skewed Jim Carey's slick plastic sauceror	0		Moxie: +10, Monster Level: +25
967	jittery lightning-fast personal trainer's plastic disco bandit	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Initiative: +40
968	ghostly shaking nippy stiffened plastic accordion thief	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Cold Damage: +10
969	skewed plastic mosquito of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25
970	plastic leprechaun of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3
971	blurry huge double-paned plastic levitating potato	0		Cold Resistance: +5
972	frightening plastic angry goat	0		Spooky Damage: +5
973	rosy-cheeked plastic sabre-toothed lime	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30
974	smartaleck's plastic fuzzy dice	0		Moxie Percent: +30
975	clever plastic pirate skeleton	0		Maximum MP: +20
976	stylish plastic barrrnacle	0		Moxie: +25
977	pulsating curative plastic howling balloon monkey	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
978	scandalous plastic stab bat	0		Sleaze Damage: +5
979	avaricious plastic grue	0		Meat Drop: +30
980	hardened plastic blood-faced volleyball	0		Damage Reduction: 3
981	inspector's plastic ghuol whelp	0		Item Drop: +15
982	brainy plastic baby gravy fairy	0		Mysticality: +5
983	fuchsia perfumed plastic cocoabo	0		Stench Resistance: +5
984	mirror plastic star starfish of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5
985	healthy plastic ghost pickle on a stick	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20
986	family-friendly plastic killer bee	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1
987	teal avaricious plastic Cheshire bat	0		Meat Drop: +30
988	avaricious plastic coffee pixie	0		Meat Drop: +30
989	avaricious plastic bitchin' meatcar	0		Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip
990	ghostly Oprah's plastic hermit	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50
991	blinking flame-wreathed educational supercool plastic Boris	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience: +1, Hot Spell Damage: +10
992	lightning-fast foul-smelling smartaleck's plastic Jarlsberg	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +10, Initiative: +40
993	executive plastic Sneaky Pete of Gandalf of the sewer	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +40
994	purple experienced plastic Susie	0		Experience: +2
995	fancy snack-sized normal Lucky Surprise Egg	2	good	Effect: "Jelly Combed", Effect Duration: 45
998	maiden wig	0		Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, cap 8"
999	maid head	0		
1000	Meat maid	0		
1002	wobbly huge Fonzie's Xlyinia's notebook	0		Experience (Moxie): +1
1003	wobbly soda water	0		
1004	mediocre irresponsibly strong bottle of tequila	9	decent	
1005	bad strong boxed wine	5	decent	
1006	spoiled cherry	3	crappy	
1007	yellow ghostly arcane researcher's coconut shell	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 7"
1008	nippy ice cubes	0		Cold Damage: +10
1009	lousy vodka martini	3	decent	
1010	perfectly mixed practically non-alcoholic jittery blue whiskey and soda	1	EPIC	
1011	acceptable teal monkey wrench	3	good	
1012	enchanted hand-crafted mirror tequila sunrise	3	EPIC	Effect: "Standard Issue Bravery", Effect Duration: 25
1013	lousy watered-down fancy green margarita	2	decent	Effect: "Material Witness", Effect Duration: 40
1014	perfectly mixed fancy mirror strawberry wine	3	EPIC	Effect: "Ancient Protected", Effect Duration: 45
1015	bad enchanted wine spritzer	4	decent	Effect: "Mental A-cue-ity", Effect Duration: 40
1016	lousy perpendicular hula	4	decent	
1017	delicious ducha de oro	3	awesome	
1018	artisanal calle de miel	4	EPIC	
1019	acceptable dry vodka martini	3	good	
1020	hand-crafted old-fashioned	3	EPIC	
1021	drinkable blinking tequila with training wheels	3	good	
1022	tolerable fancy sangria	4	good	Effect: "Jackasses' Symphony of Destruction", Effect Duration: 10
1023	acceptable vesper	4	good	Last Available: "2004-12"
1024	triple-distilled artisanal blue bodyslam	6	EPIC	Last Available: "2004-12"
1025	enchanted tolerable pulsating sangria del diablo	3	good	Effect: "Busy Bein' Delicious", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2004-12"
1026	Valentine	0		Free Pull
1027	whip kit	0		
1028	huge buckler buckle	0		
1029	ghostly thinker's hippo whip	0		Mysticality: +10
1030	twirling skewed knitted penguin whip	0		Cold Resistance: +3
1031	sharpshooter's yak whip	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10
1032	aromatic gnauga hide whip	0		Stench Resistance: +1
1033	gnauga hide	0		
1034	hippo skin buckler of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25
1035	rock-hard penguin skin buckler	0		Damage Reduction: 5
1036	narrow yakskin buckler of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20
1037	gnauga hide buckler of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15
1038	quadruple-denatured Connery's Elixir of Audacity	0		Effect: "Bolts about Candy", Effect Duration: 19
1040	maroon Tam O'Shanter	0		Meat Drop: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-03"
1041	acceptable red beer	3	good	
1042	huge supercool string of beads	0		Moxie Percent: +20
1043	gray groovy string of beads	0		Moxie Percent: +10
1044	frightening string of beads	0		Spooky Damage: +5
1045	plastic bottle opener of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20
1046	narrow scandalous energetic traffic cone	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "cap 15", Last Available: "2005-03"
1047	mediocre fancy N. O. Beer	3	decent	Effect: "Happy Trails", Effect Duration: 30
1048	pickled pulsating oyster egg	1		
1049	powdered tumbling oyster egg	1		
1050	altered oyster egg	1		
1051	plastic oyster egg	0		
1052	dehydrated oyster egg	1		Effect: "Mariachi Mood", Effect Duration: 50
1053	vaporized oyster egg	1		Effect: "Newt Gets In Your Eyes", Effect Duration: 10
1054	denatured wobbly oyster egg	1		
1055	plastic oyster egg	0		
1056	powdered squat puce oyster egg	1		Effect: "Rotten Memories", Effect Duration: 50
1057	vaporized lime green puce oyster egg	1		Effect: "The Wisdom... of the Future", Effect Duration: 5
1058	dried blinking puce oyster egg	1		
1059	puce plastic oyster egg	0		
1060	distilled skewed pulsating mauve oyster egg	1		
1061	dried mauve oyster egg	1		
1062	dehydrated upside-down mauve oyster egg	1		
1063	mauve plastic oyster egg	0		
1064	twisted oyster egg	1		
1065	mixed maroon pulsating oyster egg	1		Effect: "Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration", Effect Duration: 20
1066	powdered bouncing oyster egg	1		
1067	plastic oyster egg	0		
1068	powdered spinning olive oyster egg	1		
1069	dehydrated shaking oyster egg	1		Effect: "Good Karma", Effect Duration: 5
1070	compressed oyster egg	1		
1071	plastic oyster egg	0		
1072	mixed teal off-white oyster egg	1		
1073	modified off-white oyster egg	1		
1074	twisted red skewed jittery off-white oyster egg	1		
1075	off-white plastic oyster egg	0		
1076	distilled huge oyster egg	1		
1077	modified oyster egg	1		
1078	powdered shaking oyster egg	1		Effect: "Ticking Clock", Effect Duration: 20
1079	plastic oyster egg	0		
1080	oyster basket	0		
1081	mirror emo roe	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-04"
1082	gazing shoes	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
1083	personal raindrop	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-04"
1084	rainbow tie	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
1085	clockwork widget	0		
1086	clockwork thingamajig	0		
1087	yellow clockwork doohickey	0		
1088	clockwork clockwise dome	0		
1089	twirling jittery clockwork spine	0		
1090	fuchsia clockwork rings	0		
1091	olive clockwork claws	0		
1092	clockwork sheet	0		
1093	skewed clockwork counterclockwise dome	0		
1094	clockwork sphere	0		
1095	purple deactivated MicroMechaMech	0		
1096	yellow upside-down clockwork endoskeleton	0		
1097	shellacked clockwork hat	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 20"
1098	cool clockwork trench coat	0		Moxie: +5
1099	lard-coated clockwork pants	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 1.5xGhuol, cap 20"
1100	gnauga hide chaps of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 4xBarrr, cap 20"
1101	false eyelashes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1102	blinking targeting chip	0		
1103	twirling unwound clockwork grapefruit	0		
1104	Mountie hat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1105	clockwork bartender head	0		
1106	red clockwork chef head	0		
1107	clockwork maid head	0		
1108	clockwork detective skull	0		
1109	gray clockwork bartender-head-in-the-box	0		
1110	clockwork chef-head-in-the-box	0		
1111	blurry clockwork bartender-in-the-box	0		
1112	twirling clockwork chef-in-the-box	0		
1113	upside-down clockwork maid	0		
1114	tisket	0		
1115	tasket	0		
1116	squat annoying pitchfork	0		Monster Level: +5
1117	red tumbling avaricious foul-smelling Van der Graaf Stupid University Diploma	0		Stench Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +30, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
1118	pregnant mushroom	0		
1119	pregnant mushroom	0		
1120	pregnant mushroom	0		
1121	tumbling olive inexplicably rock	0		
1122	yellow huge fairy gravy	0		
1123	maroon spinning halfberd of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50
1124	shaking small glove	0		
1125	dangerous smooth glove of the sewer	0		Moxie: +15, Weapon Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +25
1126	olive ghostly clever toothpick	0		Maximum MP: +20, Single Equip
1127	ribald ninja sword	0		Sleaze Damage: +10
1128	teeny-tiny ninja stars	0		
1129	blurry red deadly sequined fez	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1.75xLep, cap 20"
1130	blank card	0		
1131	beet	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1132	Totally Gay Claymore	0		
1133	smartaleck's star shirt	0		Moxie Percent: +30
1134	cosmetics bag	0		
1135	quadruple-diffused energized quadruple-vacuum-sealed skewed eyeliner	0		Effect: "Heal Thy Nanoself", Effect Duration: 65
1136	Vulcanized mirror lipstick	0		Effect: "Cringle's Curative Carol", Effect Duration: 62
1137	spinning chilly bicycle chain of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: 30
1138	ghostly mushroom fermenting solution	0		
1139	mediocre watered-down mushroom wine	2	decent	
1140	distilled aged upside-down icy mushroom wine	5	awesome	
1141	drinkable mushroom wine	3	good	
1142	tolerable high-proof twirling pointy mushroom wine	8	good	
1143	perfectly mixed high-proof flat mushroom wine	9	EPIC	
1144	mediocre cool mushroom wine	4	decent	
1145	weak artisanal knob mushroom wine	2	EPIC	
1146	practically non-alcoholic drinkable knoll mushroom wine	1	good	
1147	watered-down artisanal mushroom wine	2	EPIC	
1148	watered-down delicious shot of flower schnapps	2	awesome	
1149	low-calorie normal flower petal pie	1	good	
1150	delicious bottle of single-barrel whiskey	3	awesome	
1151	dog trainer's MacGyver's discarded plastic fork	0		Maximum MP: +100, Experience (familiar): +1
1152	gravy-covered maypole	0		Item Drop: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-05"
1153	snack-sized decent Retenez L'Herbe Paté	2	good	
1154	diluted maroon Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	1	crappy	
1155	letter from King Ralph XI	0		
1157	wholeberd of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15
1158	tarnished wet wobbly olive Meleegra™ pills	0		Effect: "Strawberry Alarm", Effect Duration: 51
1159	mariachi G-string	0		
1160	educational irate sombrero	0		Experience: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 3xLep, cap 11"
1161	pile of candy	0		
1162	oxidized extra-improved handsomeness potion	0		Effect: "Phairly Balanced", Effect Duration: 49
1163	concentrated marzipan skull	0		Effect: "Material Witness", Effect Duration: 58
1164	poultrygeist	0		
1165	hovering sombrero	0		
1166	tumbling maracas	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1167	plain brown wrapper	0		
1168	less-than-three-shaped box	0		
1169	exactly-three-shaped box	0		
1170	chocolate box	0		
1171	coffin	0		
1172	asbestos box	0		
1173	linoleum box	0		
1174	chrome box	0		
1175	cryptic puzzle box	0		
1176	ghostly yellow refrigerated biohazard container	0		
1177	upside-down magnetic field	0		
1178	potted cactus	0		
1179	daisy	0		
1180	potted fern	0		
1181	yellow tulip	0		
1182	spinning Venus flytrap	0		
1183	all-purpose flower	0		
1184	exotic orchid	0		
1185	tumbling long-stemmed rose	0		
1186	squat gilded lily	0		
1187	deadly nightshade	0		
1188	bouncing lotus	0		
1189	can of asparagus	0		
1190	dodecapede	0		
1191	ghuol whelp	0		
1192	zmobie	0		
1193	wobbly Raggedy Hippy doll	0		
1194	stab bat	0		
1195	apathetic lizardman doll	0		
1196	yeti	0		
1197	maroon Mob Penguin	0		
1198	pulsating sabre-toothed lime	0		
1199	bugbear	0		
1200	normal mugcake	3	good	
1201	normal wobbly urinal cake	3	good	
1202	stale Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	4	decent	
1203	bland shaking upside-down personalized birthday cake	3	decent	
1204	toothsome three-tiered wedding cake	4	awesome	
1205	decent babycakes	4	good	
1206	moldy squat velvet cake	3	crappy	
1207	flavorless squat congratulatory cake	4	decent	
1208	miniature rotten angel-food cake	2	crappy	
1209	stale devil's-food cake	3	decent	
1210	bland birthday party jellybean cheesecake	3	decent	
1211	balloon	0		
1212	balloon	0		
1213	heart-shaped balloon	0		
1214	blinking anniversary balloon	0		
1215	Mylar balloon	0		
1216	Kevlar balloon	0		
1217	thought balloon	0		
1218	rat head balloon	0		Familiar Weight: -3
1219	maroon mini-zeppelin	0		
1220	skewed dog trainer's Mr. Balloon	0		Experience (familiar): +1
1221	balloon	0		
1222	teal Van der Graaf Mr. Eh?	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Softcore Only
1224	greedy inspector's baleful steel shillelagh	0		Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +15, Meat Drop: +20
1225	bouncing reassuring baleful steel skullcap of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1xFairy, cap 22"
1226	greasy Da Vinci's steel solitaire of the overflowing toilet	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
1227	rosewater-soaked steel scarf of dire peril of the storm	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip
1228	squat family-friendly rosewater-soaked gravedigger's steel slacks	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "prismatic atk, 4xBarrr, cap 22"
1229	jittery steel suspenders of chilblains of bravery of temperance	0		Cold Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip
1230	jittery auspicious wizardly pikestaff of incineration	0		Mysticality: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +10
1231	up-at-dawn banded pith helmet of the storm	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 45"
1232	wholesome rock-hard educational pocketwatch	0		Experience: +1, Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Single Equip
1233	lard-coated smartaleck's pinky ring of the empath	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Familiar Weight: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
1234	wicked pants of the blizzard of the boozehound	0		Spell Damage: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Booze Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 45"
1235	narrow blue Tesla padded pendant	0		Damage Absorption: +20, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Four Songs, Single Equip
1236	razor-sharp hockey stick of furious angry rage of the early riser	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Adventures: +7
1237	tapped lotus	0		
1238	pulsating glowsticks	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1239	iced-out bling	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1240	limburger biker boots	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1241	carton of clove cigarettes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1242	deflated inflatable dodecapede	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
1243	maroon toy six-seater hovercraft	0		Familiar Weight: -5, Last Available: "2011-12"
1244	skewed Glass Balls of the Goblin King of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25
1245	twirling resourceful Codpiece of the Goblin King	0		Maximum MP: +50, Single Equip
1246	foul-smelling rib of the Bonerdagon of mayonnaise of bravery	0		Stench Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Resistance: +5
1247	tumbling vertebra of the Bonerdagon	0		
1248	squat greedy aromatic Bonerdagon necklace of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Stench Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +20
1249	maroon Van der Graaf Boss Bat britches	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xGhuol, cap 16"
1250	smartaleck's beefy Boss Bat bling	0		Muscle: +10, Moxie Percent: +30
1251	flavorless Knob shroomkabob	3	decent	
1252	stale low-calorie shroomkabob	1	decent	
1253	narrow shaking pile of jumping beans	0		
1254	adequate snack-sized mirror jumping bean burrito	2	good	
1255	miniature stale mirror jumping bean burrito	2	decent	
1256	flavorless bite-sized insanely jumping bean burrito	1	decent	
1257	moldy thick rat scrapple	5	crappy	
1258	pail of pretentious paint	0		
1259	Da Vinci's traffic cone of the cheetah	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 15", Last Available: "2005-06"
1260	squat wax lips	0		Experience: +3, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-07"
1261	modified narrow Hatorade	1		
1262	Oprah's off-hand balloon of Leguizamo of Flo-Jo	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Monster Level: +20, Initiative: +100
1263	pygmy bugbear shaman	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
1264	nose-bone fetish	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1265	box of sunshine	0		Free Pull
1266	rotten small gloomy mushroom	2	crappy	
1267	dead mimic	0		
1268	blinking pine wand	0		
1269	ebony wand	0		
1270	hexagonal wand	0		
1271	skewed aluminum wand	0		
1272	bouncing marble wand	0		
1273	knitted magic lamp	0		Cold Resistance: +3
1274	twisted red Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	1		
1275	bouncing basic meat skirt of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 3xFairy, cap 10"
1276	mediocre weak skewed Otorian Battle Scar	2	decent	
1277	upside-down basic meat kilt of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 10"
1278	foul-smelling meat skirt	0		Stench Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 11"
1279	Oprah's meat kilt	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 11"
1280	brawny penguinskin mini-skirt	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xFairy, cap 30"
1281	blinking Van der Graaf penguinskin mini-kilt	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xFairy, cap 30"
1282	avaricious yakskin skirt	0		Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 35"
1283	chilly yakskin kilt	0		Cold Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 35"
1284	squat upside-down nippy hippopotamus skirt	0		Cold Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 32"
1285	lime green dance instructor's hippopotamus kilt	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 32"
1286	smartaleck's furry skirt	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 37"
1287	teal greedy furry kilt	0		Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 37"
1288	upside-down greasy gnauga hide skirt	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "2.5xFairy, cap 20"
1289	shaking bouncing dangerous gnauga hide kilt	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "2.5xFairy, cap 20"
1290	alkaline yellow wind-up clock	0		Effect: "Pwnd", Effect Duration: 12
1291	prompt Jekyllin hide belt	0		Adventures: +3, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-09"
1292	narrow skirt / kilt kit	0		
1293	squat zippy ring of adornment	0		Initiative: +20
1294	ribald ring of increase damage of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Sleaze Damage: +10
1295	maroon skewed toasty ring of gain strength	0		Hot Damage: +5
1296	sizzling ring of resistance	0		Hot Damage: +10
1297	jittery fuchsia ring of fire resistance of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20
1298	friendly ring of conflict	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Single Equip
1299	spinning censurious pirate hook	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3
1300	nippy monster bait	0		Cold Damage: +10, Single Equip
1301	colloidal deodorant	0		Effect: "So Fresh and So Clean", Effect Duration: 47
1302	adjusted reodorant	0		Effect: "Wet Jaw", Effect Duration: 21
1303	Mjolnir Jr.	0		
1304	doppelshifter egg	0		Free Pull
1305	makeup kit	0		Familiar Weight: +15
1306	wicked deadly traffic cone	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Spell Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 2xLep, cap 15", Last Available: "2005-10"
1307	calm attention-deficit demon	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-10"
1308	unwound cymbal-playing monkey	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-10"
1309	attention spanner	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1310	funky fez	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1311	comfy blanket	0		Last Available: "2005-10"
1312	purple Usain Bolt's Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	0		Initiative: +80, Single Equip
1313	MacGyver's Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	0		Maximum MP: +100, Single Equip
1314	miser's Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	0		Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 3xGhuol, cap 18"
1315	huge grievous rose-colored glasses	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50
1316	blinking facsimile dictionary	0		
1317	blood flower	0		
1318	lovecat tail	0		
1319	plastic passion fruit	0		
1320	miniature decent questionable taco	2	good	
1321	Doc's Miracle Cure	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1322	petrified time	0		Last Available: "2005-10"
1323	flame-retardant time helmet	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2005-10"
1324	spinning tumbling up-at-dawn time trousers	0		Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2005-10"
1325	ghostly time sword of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2005-10"
1326	studded Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Familiar Effect: "3xFairy, cap 7"
1327	ghostly wobbly ribald Cloaca-Cola shield	0		Sleaze Damage: +10
1328	huge Cloaca-Cola fatigues of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "4xPotato, 1.5x Ghoul, cap 7"
1329	skewed resourceful Dyspepsi-Cola shield	0		Maximum MP: +50
1330	tumbling censurious Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "3.5xPotato, 3xVolley, cap 7"
1331	mirror sizzling Cloaca-Cola helmet	0		Hot Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "3xFairy, cap 7"
1332	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	0		
1333	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	0		
1334	ghostly Cloaca-Cola	0		
1335	bouncing Dyspepsi grenade	0		
1336	Cloaca grenade	0		
1338	twirling Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	0		
1339	lime green huge Cloaca-Cola c-rations	0		
1340	red Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	0		
1341	cyan Newton's Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Single Equip
1342	picture of a dead guy's girlfriend	0		
1343	zombie pineal gland	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1344	galvanized tarnished upside-down Gummi-Gnauga	0		Effect: "Altered Wavelengths", Effect Duration: 47
1345	alkaline huge Now and Earlier	0		Effect: "Coldfinger", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2020-09"
1346	electrified Sugar Cog	0		Effect: "Muscularrr", Effect Duration: 22
1347	loaded serum blowgun	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1348	empty blowgun	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1349	red miniscule temporal rip	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-11"
1350	1.21 jigawatts	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2005-11"
1351	Da Vinci's pinky ring	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Single Equip
1352	acceptable watered-down pulsating redrum	2	good	
1353	bouncing ninja pirate zombie robot	0		
1354	ghostly pile of pebbles	0		
1355	small tasty purple bowl of oriole's nest soup	2	awesome	
1356	bunny liver	0		
1357	mediocre Mt. Noob Pale Ale	3	decent	
1358	teal pirate zombie head	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1359	ninja pirate zombie robot head	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1360	spinning pirate zombie robot head	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1361	narrow wicked disembodied smile	0		Spell Damage: +5, Single Equip
1362	sausage	0		
1363	clockwork pirate skull	0		
1364	pulsating rhesus monkey	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1365	stale snack-sized tofurkey leg	2	decent	
1366	bland super-sized tofurkey gravy	5	decent	
1367	decent fancy herbal stuffing	3	good	Effect: "Patent Avarice", Effect Duration: 5
1368	bite-sized normal upside-down huge can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	1	good	
1369	delicious blinking yams	4	awesome	
1370	upside-down frosty rhinestone cowboy shirt	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
1371	supercool gingham blouse	0		Moxie Percent: +20
1372	bouncing souvenir ski t-shirt of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20
1373	spinning sweet nutcracker	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-12"
1374	mirror mandible	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2005-12"
1375	educational plastic Crimbo wreath	0		Experience: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2005-12"
1376	nippy plastic Uncle Crimbo	0		Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2005-12"
1377	plastic Crimbo elf of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2005-12"
1378	plastic sweet nutcracker of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2005-12"
1379	skewed padded plastic Crimbo reindeer	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2005-12"
1381	cyan aspirin	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1382	flattened boiled upside-down chocolate	0		Effect: "Pie in the Sky", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2015-11"
1383	blinking length of string	0		
1384	googly eye	0		
1385	stuffing	0		
1386	felt	0		
1387	block	0		
1388	olive toy wheel	0		
1389	yo-yo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
1390	top	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
1391	ball	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
1392	kite	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1393	pet rock	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1394	doppelshifter	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1395	maroon huge teddy bear	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1396	ghostly baleful duck-on-a-string of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2005-12"
1397	toy soldier	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1398	doll house	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1399	hardened toy train	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2005-12"
1400	blue spinning avaricious marionette	0		Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2005-12"
1401	huge wobbly sock monkey of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2005-12"
1402	dance instructor's rag doll	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Last Available: "2005-12"
1403	can of fake snow of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2005-12"
1404	narrow shaking Temple Grandin's colored-light "necklace"	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2005-12"
1405	toasty tree skirt	0		Hot Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2005-12"
1406	spoiled mirror twirling wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	4	crappy	Effect: "Wreathed in Merriment", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
1407	special spoiled bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	4	crappy	Effect: "Fury of the Bells", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
1408	spoiled tree-shaped Crimbo cookie	4	crappy	Effect: "Yuletide Sappiness", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
1409	wizardly Unionize The Elves sign	0		Mysticality: +25, Last Available: "2005-12"
1410	pulsating sleeping snowy owl	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1411	upside-down Tome of Snowcone Summoning	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-01", Skill: "Summon Snowcones"
1412	activated concentrated blurry skewed snowcone	0		Effect: "Brother Smothers's Blessing", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2006-01"
1413	polymerized energized shaking snowcone	0		Effect: "Mariachi Mood", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2006-01"
1414	corrupted spinning twirling snowcone	0		Effect: "Memento Moiré", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2006-01"
1415	oxidized snowcone	0		Effect: "Yeah, It's Just Gasoline", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2006-01"
1416	liquefied snowcone	0		Effect: "Sinuses For Miles", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2006-01"
1417	nitrogenated chilled snowcone	0		Effect: "Slimy Hands", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2006-01"
1418	mirror Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2006-01"
1419	ghostly teddy bear sewing kit	0		Last Available: "2006-01"
1420	manspreader's experienced traffic cone	0		Experience: +2, Monster Level: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xLep, 2xFairy, cap 15", Last Available: "2006-01"
1421	narrow Scandalously Skimpy Bikini	0		Four Songs, Single Equip
1422	Sombrero De Vida	0		Four Songs, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, 1xLep, cap 12"
1423	iceberglet	0		Last Available: "2006-02"
1424	upside-down banded ice sickle of mayonnaise	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-02"
1425	blue ice baby of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-02"
1426	stanky ice pick	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2006-02"
1427	jittery flame-wreathed ruddy ice skates	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-02"
1428	decent half-sized grue egg omelette	2	good	
1429	roll of drink tickets	0		
1430	upside-down pregnant gloomy mushroom	0		
1431	pregnant mushroom	0		
1432	small decent mushroom	2	good	
1433	fruit bowl	0		
1434	red fruit basket	0		
1435	hot pink lipstick	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1436	mirror hot stuffing	0		
1437	useless powder	0		
1438	quantum adjusted twinkly powder	0		Effect: "Ichorous Intensity", Effect Duration: 39
1439	vacuum-sealed hot powder	0		Effect: "Bandersnatched", Effect Duration: 17
1440	pickled tumbling powder	0		Effect: "License to Punch", Effect Duration: 65
1441	irradiated corrupted extra-oxidized powder	0		Effect: "Baconstoned", Effect Duration: 57
1442	tarnished blinking stench powder	0		Effect: "The Q Is Talking To You", Effect Duration: 29
1443	ionized maroon sleaze powder	0		Effect: "items.enh", Effect Duration: 12
1444	quadruple-adjusted anodized tarnished lime green twinkly nuggets	0		Effect: "Limber as Mortimer", Effect Duration: 43
1445	aerosolized triple-dry hot nuggets	0		Effect: "Ticking Clock", Effect Duration: 24
1446	electrified nuggets	0		Effect: "Boschface", Effect Duration: 41
1447	vacuum-sealed squat nuggets	0		Effect: "Craft Tea", Effect Duration: 64
1448	irradiated upside-down wobbly stench nuggets	0		Effect: "Total Protonic Reversal", Effect Duration: 68
1449	ionized gray sleaze nuggets	0		Effect: "Halloweeny", Effect Duration: 53
1450	twisted twinkly wad	1		Effect: "Industrial Strength Starch", Effect Duration: 30
1451	twisted yellow hot wad	1		
1452	dried wad	1		
1453	compressed lime green wad	1		
1454	diluted upside-down stench wad	1		
1455	vaporized twirling sleaze wad	1		Effect: "Strong Grip", Effect Duration: 10
1456	double daisy	0		
1457	Goth Giant	0		
1458	bland thick fuchsia blinking Valentine's Day cake	5	decent	
1459	arrow'd heart balloon	0		
1460	velvet box	0		
1461	purple squashed frog	0		
1462	eye of newt	0		
1463	salamander spleen	0		
1464	sleazy fairy gravy	0		
1465	huge suede shortsword	0		
1466	shaking bamboo bokuto	0		
1467	25-meat staff	0		
1468	shaking fuchsia spinning two-handed depthsword	0		
1469	tumbling bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	0		
1470	jittery lead yo-yo	0		
1471	jittery shaking slightly peevedbow	0		
1472	sack of doorknobs	0		
1473	ball-and-chain	0		
1474	automatic catapult	0		
1475	blurry pentacorn hat	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 10"
1476	goofily-plumed helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 17"
1477	teal plastic hard hat	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 22"
1478	spinning narrow lime green salad bowl	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 30"
1479	football helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 37"
1480	chain-mail monokini	0		Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 4xBarrr, cap 7"
1481	union scalemail pants	0		Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, cap 12"
1482	blurry paper-plate-mail pants	0		Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xBarrr, cap 20"
1483	troutpiece	0		Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 27"
1484	blurry alpha-mail pants	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 35"
1485	cool rabbit's foot of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Moxie: +5
1486	teal massive bag of catnip	0		
1487	hang glider	0		
1488	wobbly March hat	0		Free Pull
1489	dormouse	0		
1490	blurry asbestos-lined slick chopsticks	0		Moxie: +10, Hot Resistance: +5
1491	savvy rice bowl	0		Mysticality Percent: +20
1492	lion tamer's ninja mop	0		Experience (familiar): +2
1493	shaking scorching Herculean ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Hot Damage: +25
1494	irradiated non-quantum jittery sugar-coated pine cone	0		Effect: "Well-Oiled", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2020-09"
1495	greasy traffic cone of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xLep, 2xFairy, cap 15", Last Available: "2006-03"
1496	mediocre gloomy mushroom wine	3	decent	
1497	mediocre mushroom wine	3	decent	
1498	McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning	0		Last Available: "2006-04", Skill: "Summon Hilarious Objects"
1499	narrow whoopie cushion	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1500	upside-down fake fake vomit	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1501	frozen pulsating bouncing explosion-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Disco Concentration", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2006-04"
1502	narrow clown hammer	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1503	rubber emo roe	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1504	modified tarnished huge snowcone	0		Effect: "Truly Gritty", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2006-04"
1505	ice cube with a fly in it	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1506	acceptable yellow calle de miel with a fly in it	4	good	Last Available: "2006-04"
1507	acceptable rockin' wagon with a fly in it	4	good	Last Available: "2006-04"
1508	lousy perpendicular hula with a fly in it	3	decent	Last Available: "2006-04"
1509	practically non-alcoholic lousy slap and tickle with a fly in it	1	decent	Last Available: "2006-04"
1510	bag of airline peanuts	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1511	nasty fake hand	0		Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2006-04"
1512	modified Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	1		
1513	compressed Knob Goblin learning pill	1		
1514	distilled Knob Goblin eyedrops	1		Effect: "Fever From the Flavor", Effect Duration: 40
1515	dehydrated maroon Knob Goblin nasal spray	1		Effect: "Ass Over Teakettle", Effect Duration: 50
1516	tumbling KWE-brand transistor radio	0		
1518	olive vampire heart	0		
1519	Talisman of Bakula	0		Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Give In To Your Vampiric Urges"
1520	family-friendly Radio KoL Coffee Mug of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1
1521	Frank Gorshin trophy	0		
1522	censurious Radio Free Jersey of the detective	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +20
1523	bottle of used blood	0		
1524	teal wind-up chattering teeth	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1525	joybuzzer	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shake Hands", Last Available: "2006-04"
1526	blurry pet rock "Snooty" disguise	0		Familiar Weight: +11, Equips On: "Pet Rock | Toothsome Rock | Bulky Buddy Box | Holiday Log", Last Available: "2006-04"
1527	diamond-studded fronts	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2006-04"
1528	flame-retardant groovy corkscrew	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2006-04"
1529	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1530	fake plastic grass	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
1531	grass skirt of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1.5xFairy, cap 20", Last Available: "2011-01"
1532	toasty grass hat	0		Hot Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 20", Last Available: "2011-01"
1533	grass blade of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2011-01"
1534	blurry raffle prize box	0		
1536	wobbly homeless hobo spirit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-05"
1537	wobbly weegee sqouija	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1538	tumbling educational sparkly engagement ring	0		Experience: +1, Single Equip
1539	tumbling Tam O'Shatner	0		Meat Drop: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-03"
1540	nasty Grimacite goggles of temperance	0		Stench Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 31", Last Available: "2008-10"
1541	cool beefcake's Grimacite glaive	0		Muscle: +25, Moxie: +5, Last Available: "2008-10"
1542	deadly Grimacite greaves of Flo-Jo	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Initiative: +100, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 3xGhoul, cap 37", Last Available: "2008-10"
1543	upside-down perfumed ribald Grimacite garter	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2008-10"
1544	spinning mansplainer's ruddy Grimacite galoshes	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2008-10"
1545	maroon lard-coated forbidden Grimacite gorget	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2008-10"
1546	red bouncing reassuring Grimacite guayabera	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2008-10"
1547	perfumed stanky Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +5
1548	coward's veiny Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	0		Maximum HP: +10, Monster Level: -20
1549	green MSG	0		
1550	spinning smartaleck's second-hand knockoff engagement ring	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Single Equip
1551	lousy bottle of Domesticated Turkey	3	decent	
1552	special watered-down lousy tumbling green bottle of Definit	2	decent	Effect: "Flaming Weapon", Effect Duration: 35
1553	drinkable practically non-alcoholic bottle of Calcutta Emerald	1	good	
1554	spirit-forward perfectly mixed bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	5	EPIC	
1555	bad fancy skewed bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	4	decent	Effect: "Slime Time", Effect Duration: 25
1556	smooth mirror red boxed champagne	4	awesome	
1557	snack-sized rotten yellow kumquat	2	crappy	
1558	decent tumbling tangerine	3	good	
1559	huge tonic water	0		
1560	bland cocktail onion	3	decent	
1561	bland mirror raspberry	3	decent	
1562	adequate kiwi	3	good	
1563	bad whiskey bittersweet	3	decent	
1564	artisanal fancy mimosette	3	EPIC	Effect: "Bootyliciousness", Effect Duration: 10
1565	tolerable watered-down tequila sunset	2	good	
1566	acceptable zmobie	4	good	Wiki Name: "Zmobie (drink)"
1567	enchanted artisanal gin and tonic	4	EPIC	Effect: "Prince of Seaside Town", Effect Duration: 30
1568	lousy yellow vodka and tonic	4	decent	
1569	triple-distilled acceptable vodka gibson	6	good	
1570	bad practically non-alcoholic gibson	1	decent	
1571	spirit-forward mediocre parisian cathouse	5	decent	
1572	bad watered-down rabbit punch	2	decent	
1573	weak aged mirror caipifruta	2	awesome	
1574	fortified lousy teqiwila	5	decent	
1575	artisanal practically non-alcoholic Divine	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
1576	aged Gordon Bennett	3	awesome	
1577	hand-crafted distilled tangarita	5	EPIC	
1578	lousy distilled mandarina colada	5	decent	
1579	acceptable high-proof gimlet	6	good	
1580	smooth enchanted practically non-alcoholic brick road	1	awesome	Effect: "Drunk With Power", Effect Duration: 20
1581	tolerable vodka stratocaster	4	good	
1582	delicious Neuromancer	4	awesome	
1583	watered-down hand-crafted prussian cathouse	2	super ultra EPIC	
1584	lousy Mae West	3	decent	
1585	bad spinning Mon Tiki	4	decent	
1586	acceptable teqiwila slammer	3	good	
1587	diet bland Knob lo mein	1	decent	
1588	low-calorie spoiled pulsating asparagus lo mein	1	crappy	
1589	rotten Knoll lo mein	4	crappy	
1590	spoiled super-sized lo mein	5	crappy	
1591	flavorless miniature spinning olive lo mein	2	decent	
1592	massive flavorless hot hi mein	10	decent	
1593	tasty hi mein	4	awesome	
1594	spoiled massive hi mein	9	crappy	
1595	immense tasty hi mein	9	awesome	
1596	flavorless super-sized purple sleazy hi mein	5	decent	
1597	Sinatra's Junior LAAAAME merit badge	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Last Available: "2006-05"
1598	smooth Senior LAAAAME merit badge	0		Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2006-05"
1599	fuchsia jazz soap	0		Free Pull, Effect: "Jazz Hands", Effect Duration: 20
1600	bad tumbling tangarita with a fly in it	3	decent	
1601	mediocre weak mandarina colada with a fly in it	2	decent	
1602	aged weak prussian cathouse with a fly in it	2	awesome	
1603	lousy shaking Mae West with a fly in it	3	decent	
1604	distilled astronaut ice-cream	1		Last Available: "2006-05"
1605	huge delectable catalyst	0		
1606	boiled blue ultimate wad	1		
1607	super-colloidal Vulcanized skewed skewed libation of liveliness	0		Effect: "Libra Rising", Effect Duration: 13
1608	aerosolized eyedrops of the ermine	0		Effect: "Hypercubed", Effect Duration: 67
1609	electrified ionized perfume of prejudice	0		Effect: "Cybernetic Muscles", Effect Duration: 68
1610	adjusted eyedrops of the ocelot	0		Effect: "Familial Ties", Effect Duration: 37
1611	energized bouncing potent potion of potency	0		Effect: "Cookie Backup", Effect Duration: 67
1612	diffused extra-galvanized vacuum-sealed concentrated cordial of concentration	0		Effect: "Kindly Resolve", Effect Duration: 65
1613	coffin lid of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25
1614	padded satin shield	0		Damage Absorption: +20
1615	upside-down olive therapeutic Cerebral Cloche	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, cap 22", Last Available: "2006-06"
1616	Usain Bolt's Cerebral Culottes	0		Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 1xGhoul, cap 22", Last Available: "2006-06"
1617	frightening nasty studded Cerebral Crossbow	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Stench Damage: +5, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2006-06"
1618	bouncing ice stein	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1619	ghostly munchies pill	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1620	homeopathic healing powder	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1621	skewed astral badger	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-06"
1622	warmed purple skewed blurry astral mushroom	0		Effect: "Once Bitten Twice Fried", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2006-06"
1623	badger badge	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1624	oxidized blue-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Old Time Hydration", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2006-06"
1625	triple-anodized green-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Yuletide Mutations", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2006-06"
1626	dry Vulcanized orange-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Mucilaginous Muscle", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2006-06"
1627	flattened electrified bouncing purple-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Quadrilled", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2006-06"
1628	frozen frozen pink-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Magically Fingered", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2006-06"
1629	mansplainer's raspberry beret	0		Monster Level: +15, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 2xLep, cap 12"
1630	smelly pixel shield	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10
1631	beer cartilage	0		
1632	Spanish fly trap	0		
1633	blinking Spanish fly	0		
1634	bad weak around the world	2	decent	
1635	scrumdiddlyumptious solution	0		
1636	Toddler-sized Dragon Costume	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +5, Softcore Only
1637	extra-modified cold-filtered lotion of hotness	0		Effect: "Industrial Strength Starch", Effect Duration: 18
1638	quantum upside-down lotion of coldness	0		Effect: "Witch Breaded", Effect Duration: 15
1639	adjusted nitrogenated twirling lotion of spookiness	0		Effect: "Egg-stortionary Tactics", Effect Duration: 13
1640	liquefied oxidized lotion of stench	0		Effect: "Super-Mega-Charged", Effect Duration: 17
1641	modified lotion of sleaziness	0		Effect: "Big Meat Big Prizes", Effect Duration: 45
1642	bad practically non-alcoholic Grimacite Bock	1	decent	Last Available: "2008-11"
1643	miniature bland jittery wedge of gray cheese	2	decent	Last Available: "2008-11"
1644	hot and sauce	0		
1645	and sauce	0		
1646	and sauce	0		
1647	stench and sauce	0		
1648	sleazy and sauce	0		
1649	narrow skewed squat brick	0		Free Pull
1650	milk of magnesium	0		
1651	decent foie gras	3	good	
1652	concentrated polymerized candy brain	0		Effect: "Booze Goozles", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2020-09"
1653	Van der Graaf padded razor-sharp jewel-eyed wizard hat	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Damage Absorption: +20, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Magic Missile", Familiar Effect: "atk, 5xVolley, 5xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2006-07"
1654	lime green asbestos-lined wad of Crovacite of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Hot Resistance: +5
1655	auspicious collar of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Item Drop: +10
1656	White Citadel Satisfaction Satchel	0		
1657	onion shurikens	0		
1658	Cherry Cloaca Cola	0		
1659	huge pulsating Diet Cloaca Cola	0		
1660	Regular Cloaca Cola	0		
1661	Radio KoL Keychain of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50
1662	Radio KoL Antenna Ball of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100
1663	Radio KoL Flashlight of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20
1664	tumbling frosty Radio KoL Maracas	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
1665	skewed supercool Radio KoL Bottle Opener	0		Moxie Percent: +20
1666	blurry wobbly savvy Radio KoL Patch	0		Mysticality Percent: +20
1667	frosty Cat-Herding Prod	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
1668	forbidden star boomerang	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50
1669	Temple Grandin's star stiletto	0		Familiar Weight: +7
1670	narrow blinking blinking fraudwort	0		
1671	shysterweed	0		
1672	teal twirling swindleblossom	0		
1673	horrifying cool grave robbing shovel	0		Moxie: +5, Spooky Damage: +25
1674	twirling superhero mask of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1xFairy, cap 2"
1675	red ore	0		
1676	styrofoam ore	0		
1677	wobbly fuchsia bubblewrap ore	0		
1678	pet rock "Groucho" disguise	0		Familiar Weight: +11, Equips On: "Pet Rock | Toothsome Rock | Bulky Buddy Box | Holiday Log", Last Available: "2011-12"
1679	upside-down lightning-fast sword of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Initiative: +40
1680	mirror blinking scandalous Fonzie's staff	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Sleaze Damage: +5
1681	Oprah's strapping bubblewrap sword	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +50
1682	pulsating stiffened bubblewrap staff of chilblains	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Cold Damage: +25
1683	Lo Pan's bubblewrap crossbow of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Spell Critical Percent: +30
1684	inspector's sizzling styrofoam sword	0		Hot Damage: +10, Item Drop: +15
1685	blinking Usain Bolt's styrofoam staff of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Initiative: +80
1686	deadly styrofoam crossbow of the cheetah	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Initiative: +60
1687	Platinum Yendorian Express Card	0		
1688	knitted shellacked crossbow	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Cold Resistance: +3
1689	ribbon of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2006-07"
1690	quilted wizardly discarded bottlecap	0		Mysticality: +25, Damage Absorption: +40, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 38"
1691	resourceful Rosewater's discarded torn-up glove	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +50, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 0.5xPotato, cap 38"
1692	quadruple-cold-filtered upside-down twirling mirror salamander slurry	0		Effect: "Influence of Sphere", Effect Duration: 33
1693	oxidized tumbling red eyedrops of newt	0		Effect: "Joy", Effect Duration: 15
1694	moist ionized Frogade	0		Effect: "Cock of the Walk", Effect Duration: 26
1695	triple-corrupted lime green papotion of papower	0		Effect: "Armor-Plated", Effect Duration: 47
1696	decent special royal jelly taco	3	good	Effect: "All Blued Up", Effect Duration: 15
1697	decent tofu taco	4	good	
1698	normal jumbo jumping bean taco	5	good	
1699	toothsome catgut taco	3	awesome	
1700	decent half-sized goat cheese taco	2	good	
1701	spoiled mirror pr0n taco	4	crappy	
1702	frozen improved alphabet gum	0		Effect: "Crimbo Flavor", Effect Duration: 18
1703	Comma Chameleon egg	0		Free Pull
1704	cyan shingle	0		
1705	flaregun	0		
1706	fuchsia toasty sword of James Dean of the overflowing toilet	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Hot Damage: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +50
1707	blinking reassuring energetic vibrating flypaper staff	0		Maximum MP Percent: 30, Spooky Resistance: +1
1708	purple zippy inspector's Jim Carey's grease gun	0		Monster Level: +25, Item Drop: +15, Initiative: +20
1709	ghostly wholesome arcane researcher's sword of static of extreme caution	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Monster Level: -25
1710	dog trainer's banded wiffle-flail of horror	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Experience (familiar): +1, Spooky Spell Damage: +25
1711	Jim Carey's forbidden cool bubble bauble bow	0		Moxie: +5, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Monster Level: +25
1712	zippy miser's Frost™ brand sword of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +10, Initiative: +20
1713	wobbly chilly squeaky staff of courage	0		Cold Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +3
1714	shaking chaotic Annie Oakley's brawny can cannon	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +10
1715	padded starchy sword	0		Damage Absorption: +20
1716	gray starchy staff of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
1717	huge electrified starchy crossbow	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
1718	energetic dangerous pestoblade	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +20
1719	blurry blue wool poutine pole of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Cold Resistance: +1
1720	flame-retardant curdflinger of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +1
1721	tumbling muculent machete of extreme caution of the blizzard	0		Monster Level: -25, Cold Spell Damage: +25
1722	tumbling avaricious banded glistening staff	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Meat Drop: +30
1723	huge repeating crossbow of Gandalf of horror	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +25
1725	bigger stick	0		
1726	sinewy crossbow string	0		
1727	sturdy sword hilt	0		
1728	nasty dense meat sword	0		Stench Damage: +5
1729	occult dense meat staff	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25
1730	dangerous dense meat crossbow	0		Weapon Damage: +10
1731	squat chaotic forbidden savvy Spirit Precipice	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +10
1732	skewed perfumed smartaleck's smoldering staff of the sweet-tooth	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Stench Resistance: +5, Candy Drop: +100
1733	chaotic hot cross bow of the brute of the blizzard	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25
1734	ghostly auspicious friendly sword behind inappropriate prepositions	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Item Drop: +10, Alters Page Text
1735	avaricious lard-coated vibrating meatspout staff	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +30
1736	avaricious experienced carob cannon of the cheetah	0		Experience: +2, Meat Drop: +30, Initiative: +60
1737	fireproof personal trainer's stylish shuddersword	0		Moxie: +25, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Hot Resistance: +3
1738	maroon toasty stiffened personal trainer's hairy staff	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Damage Reduction: 1, Hot Damage: +5
1739	frightening banded forbidden projectile icemaker	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Damage Absorption: +100, Spooky Damage: +5
1740	ruddy buffalo blade of vim and vigor of the storm	0		Maximum HP Percent: 90, Maximum MP Percent: +40
1741	cheesestick of the sewer of the sweet-tooth	0		Stench Damage: +25, Candy Drop: +100
1742	narrow careful beefcake's potato pistol	0		Muscle: +25, Monster Level: -10
1743	savory sword of the ox	0		Muscle: +20
1744	purple savory staff of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50
1745	perfumed savory crossbow	0		Stench Resistance: +5
1746	reassuring smelly Temple Grandin's Super Magic Power Sword X	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1
1747	resourceful Da Vinci's soylent staff	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Maximum MP: +50
1748	frosty goulauncher of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Cold Spell Damage: +10
1749	mirror pulsating defective skull	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1750	greasy Gnollish pie server	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
1751	Annie Oakley's Gnollish slotted spoon	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20
1752	perfumed Knob Goblin spatula	0		Stench Resistance: +5
1753	upside-down jack flapper of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100
1754	hardy filthy pestle	0		Maximum HP: +50
1755	ghostly smartaleck's Knob Goblin melon baller	0		Moxie Percent: +30
1756	nippy huge spoon	0		Cold Damage: +10
1757	smooth pizza cutter	0		Moxie: +15
1758	studded star spatula	0		Damage Absorption: +80
1759	mirror bouncing Socratic foon of fulmination of the sweet-tooth	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Candy Drop: +100
1760	flame-retardant lard-coated foon of frigidity	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +1
1761	jittery Fonzie's foon of foulness of the businessman	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Meat Drop: +50
1762	weightlifter's foon of fearfulness of the detective	0		Muscle: +15, Item Drop: +20
1763	bouncing upside-down gray groovy brawny foon of fleshiness	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Moxie Percent: +10
1764	Spookyraven library key	0		
1765	blurry bouncing yellow Spookyraven gallery key	0		
1766	narrow Spookyraven ballroom key	0		
1767	maroon pack of chewing gum	0		
1768	Gnomish toolbox	0		
1769	fancy toothsome small blurry fricasseed brains	2	awesome	Effect: "Sludgesick", Effect Duration: 5
1770	miniature spoiled brains casserole	2	crappy	
1771	shellacked butcherknife	0		Damage Reduction: 7
1772	blurry fireproof corn holder	0		Hot Resistance: +3
1773	blinking healthy eggbeater	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20
1774	weak perfectly mixed bottle of popskull	2	EPIC	
1775	ribald dishrag	0		Sleaze Damage: +10
1776	decent jittery stale baguette	3	good	
1777	upside-down leftovers of indeterminate origin	0		
1778	spoiled dinner	3	crappy	
1779	aromatic katana	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Synergetic
1780	curative ram stick	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
1781	personal trainer's enchantlers	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xLep, cap 28"
1782	lightning-fast wizardly ram-battering staff	0		Mysticality: +25, Initiative: +40
1783	massive stale squat crazy Turkish delight	9	decent	
1784	wobbly zippy crafty Snow Queen Crown	0		Maximum MP: +10, Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xGhuol, cap 28"
1785	spinning tumbling Annie Oakley's electrified ga-ga radio of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Critical Hit Percent: +20, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
1786	six pack of Mountain Stream	0		
1787	denatured corrupted bouncing bag of Cheat-Os	0		Effect: "Barbecue Saucy", Effect Duration: 54
1788	unrefined Mountain Stream syrup	0		
1789	Mob Penguin	0		
1790	artisanal distilled Ram's Face Lager	5	EPIC	
1791	shaking ram horns	0		
1792	tumbling Sherlock's Travoltan trousers of Tarzan of the blizzard	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +25, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xLep, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2006-09", Moxie May Control MP
1793	rosy-cheeked beefy pool cue	0		Muscle: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +30
1794	double-anodized blue handful of hand chalk	0		Effect: "Sugary Tongue", Effect Duration: 50
1795	squat MacGyver's Counterclockwise Watch	0		Maximum MP: +100, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
1796	bone collar	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1797	green misshapen animal skeleton	0		
1798	pile of animal bones	0		
1799	animal skull	0		
1800	animal cranium	0		
1801	animal jawbone	0		
1802	first cervical vertebra	0		
1803	wobbly second cervical vertebra	0		
1804	third cervical vertebra	0		
1805	fourth cervical vertebra	0		
1806	fifth cervical vertebra	0		
1807	sixth cervical vertebra	0		
1808	wobbly seventh cervical vertebra	0		
1809	tumbling blinking first thoracic vertebra	0		
1810	second thoracic vertebra	0		
1811	fuchsia third thoracic vertebra	0		
1812	fourth thoracic vertebra	0		
1813	spinning fifth thoracic vertebra	0		
1814	sixth thoracic vertebra	0		
1815	seventh thoracic vertebra	0		
1816	spinning eighth thoracic vertebra	0		
1817	bouncing ninth thoracic vertebra	0		
1818	ghostly tenth thoracic vertebra	0		
1819	eleventh thoracic vertebra	0		
1820	twelfth thoracic vertebra	0		
1821	wobbly first lumbar vertebra	0		
1822	second lumbar vertebra	0		
1823	third lumbar vertebra	0		
1824	fourth lumbar vertebra	0		
1825	narrow fifth lumbar vertebra	0		
1826	mirror sixth lumbar vertebra	0		
1827	seventh lumbar vertebra	0		
1828	lime green sacral vertebrae	0		
1829	blue first caudal vertebra	0		
1830	second caudal vertebra	0		
1831	maroon third caudal vertebra	0		
1832	fourth caudal vertebra	0		
1833	tumbling fifth caudal vertebra	0		
1834	narrow red sixth caudal vertebra	0		
1835	seventh caudal vertebra	0		
1836	huge yellow eighth caudal vertebra	0		
1837	ninth caudal vertebra	0		
1838	tenth caudal vertebra	0		
1839	left first rib	0		
1840	left second rib	0		
1841	left third rib	0		
1842	left fourth rib	0		
1843	left fifth rib	0		
1844	left sixth rib	0		
1845	left seventh rib	0		
1846	left eighth rib	0		
1847	blue left ninth rib	0		
1848	left tenth rib	0		
1849	left eleventh rib	0		
1850	left twelfth rib	0		
1851	right first rib	0		
1852	purple right second rib	0		
1853	mirror squat right third rib	0		
1854	right fourth rib	0		
1855	right fifth rib	0		
1856	right sixth rib	0		
1857	right seventh rib	0		
1858	right eighth rib	0		
1859	right ninth rib	0		
1860	right tenth rib	0		
1861	right eleventh rib	0		
1862	spinning right twelfth rib	0		
1863	bouncing animal pelvis	0		
1864	red left scapula	0		
1865	squat right scapula	0		
1866	left clavicle	0		
1867	lime green right clavicle	0		
1868	left humerus	0		
1869	right humerus	0		
1870	left radius	0		
1871	right radius	0		
1872	left ulna	0		
1873	right ulna	0		
1874	left femur	0		
1875	right femur	0		
1876	left tibia	0		
1877	narrow fuchsia right tibia	0		
1878	left fibula	0		
1879	right fibula	0		
1880	left kneecap	0		
1881	right kneecap	0		
1882	left first front claw	0		
1883	green left second front claw	0		
1884	olive left third front claw	0		
1885	squat left fourth front claw	0		
1886	narrow right first front claw	0		
1887	right second front claw	0		
1888	maroon right third front claw	0		
1889	right fourth front claw	0		
1890	left thumb	0		
1891	skewed right thumb	0		
1892	left first rear claw	0		
1893	left second rear claw	0		
1894	left third rear claw	0		
1895	left fourth rear claw	0		
1896	blinking right first rear claw	0		
1897	purple right second rear claw	0		
1898	fuchsia right third rear claw	0		
1899	narrow squat right fourth rear claw	0		
1900	shaking tumbling spinning sage 1-ball	0		Mysticality Percent: +10
1901	olive 2-ball of dire peril of the storm	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +40
1902	chilly Da Vinci's 3-ball	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Cold Damage: +5
1903	yellow lightning-fast 4-ball of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Initiative: +40
1904	stiffened 5-ball of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Damage Reduction: 1
1905	MacGyver's Fonzie's 6-ball	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum MP: +100
1906	purple careful 7-ball	0		Monster Level: -10
1907	8-ball	0		
1910	cyan upside-down miser's fortified clockwork sword of bravery	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Spooky Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +10
1911	horrifying frightening chilly clockwork staff	0		Cold Damage: +5, Spooky Damage: 30
1912	skewed inspector's frosty clockwork crossbow of the sewer	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +25, Item Drop: +15
1913	clockwork handle	0		
1914	red clockwork rod	0		
1915	clockwork shank	0		
1916	Lord Spookyraven's spectacles	0		
1917	wallet	0		
1918	narrow coin purse	0		
1919	English to A. F. U. E. Dictionary	0		
1920	green bizarre illegible sheet music	0		
1921	medical-grade wakizashi	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Synergetic
1922	olive gob of wet hair	0		
1923	red roll of toilet paper	0		Free Pull
1924	cyan tattered wolf standard	0		
1925	tattered snake standard	0		
1926	KoL Con 3-D Glasses	0		Familiar Effect: "8xLep, 1xFairy, cap 2"
1927	scary death orb	0		
1928	tuning fork	0		
1929	smooth greaves	0		Moxie: +15, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr"
1930	Jeselnik's helmet of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Sleaze Damage: +25, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 0.5xFairy"
1931	double-paned spear	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +5, Breakable
1932	narrow shield of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Breakable
1933	flame-retardant pitchfork	0		Hot Resistance: +1
1934	chilly broken sword	0		Cold Damage: +5
1935	inspector's snarling wolf shield	0		Item Drop: +15, Synergetic
1936	tumbling tumbling lupine sword of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Synergetic
1937	skewed skewed rosy-cheeked snake shield	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Synergetic
1938	Sinatra's serpentine sword	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Synergetic
1939	grouchy restless spirit	0		
1940	executive lion tamer's crafty 9-ball	0		Maximum MP: +10, Experience (familiar): +2, Meat Drop: +40
1941	upside-down asbestos-lined Fonzie's seal pendant	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Hot Resistance: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip
1942	shaking knitted wholesome turtle brooch	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Single Equip
1943	perfumed vibrating noodle ring	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip
1944	wool padded saucepan earring	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Cold Resistance: +1, Class: "Sauceror", Single Equip
1945	disco ball pendant of the brute of terror	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip
1946	Oprah's occult accordion pin	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Class: "Accordion Thief", Single Equip
1947	executive stanky worn tophat	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 31"
1948	razor-sharp tap shoes of chilblains	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Cold Damage: +25, Single Equip
1949	miniature flavorless Manetwich	2	decent	
1950	huge bottle of Vangoghbitussin	0		
1951	irresponsibly strong artisanal bottle of Pinot Renoir	9	EPIC	
1952	stale tiny desiccated apricot	1	decent	
1953	tolerable flute of flat champagne	3	good	
1954	normal small jittery dehydrated caviar	2	good	
1955	styrofoam peanuts	0		
1956	tolerable extra-dry snifter of thoroughly aged brandy	5	good	
1957	quill pen	0		
1958	inkwell	0		
1959	olive tattered scrap of paper	0		
1960	scroll of forbidden unspeakable evil	0		
1961	can of Binarrrca	0		Free Pull, Effect: "Talking Like a Pirate", Effect Duration: 50
1962	warmed diffused tumbling Bit O' Ectoplasm	0		Effect: "Expert Vacationer", Effect Duration: 18
1963	dance card	0		
1964	reassuring opera mask	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr, cap 2"
1965	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	0		
1966	purple hardy Amulet of Yendor of Leguizamo	0		Maximum HP: +50, Monster Level: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
1967	jitterbug larva	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2007-10"
1968	yellow bottle of perfume	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1969	purple spoon!	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1970	purple nervous tick egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2007-10"
1971	plastic pumpkin bucket	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +13, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-10", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.35
1972	miser's stanky shrimp fork	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +10
1973	ghostly half of a memo	0		
1974	shaking cocoabo	0		
1975	skewed baby gravy fairy	0		
1976	ghostly gravy fairy	0		
1977	red gravy fairy	0		
1978	shaking gravy fairy	0		
1979	blurry gravy fairy	0		
1980	sleazy gravy fairy	0		
1981	astral badger	0		
1982	MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	0		
1983	spinning hand turkey	0		
1984	snowy owl	0		
1985	scary death orb	0		
1986	huge mind flayer	0		
1987	undead elbow macaroni	0		
1988	angry cow	0		
1989	Cheshire bitten	0		
1990	yo-yo	0		
1991	spinning rubber WWJD? bracelet	0		
1992	rubber WWBD? bracelet	0		
1993	pulsating rubber WWSPD? bracelet	0		
1994	rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	0		
1995	heart necklace	0		Free Pull
1996	right half of a heart necklace	0		
1997	left half of a heart necklace	0		
1998	pack of KWE trading card	0		
1999	stick of "gum"	0		
2000	Das Überkühlraum trading card	0		
2001	jittery Vaso De Agua trading card	0		
2002	The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	0		
2003	Thorny Toad trading card	0		
2004	blinking Chori Zo trading card	0		
2005	gray skewed Morbidda trading card	0		
2006	Poison Oak trading card	0		
2007	Princess Rutabaga trading card	0		
2008	Roo trading card	0		
2009	Woldo trading card	0		
2010	The Snake trading card	0		
2011	Nayztameetjoo trading card	0		
2012	Arrrmetia trading card	0		
2013	Serenity trading card	0		
2014	huge Inndya trading card	0		
2015	red Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	0		
2016	tumbling diamond necklace	0		
2017	spade necklace	0		
2018	skewed club necklace	0		
2019	lime green cream pie	0		Free Pull
2020	low-calorie tasty tumbling cherry pie	1	awesome	
2021	moldy strawberry pie	3	crappy	
2022	rotten lemon meringue pie	4	crappy	
2023	mirror Genalen™ Bottle	1	decent	
2024	bite-sized delicious mixed wildflower greens	1	awesome	
2025	diet adequate handful of walnuts	1	good	
2026	moldy small pulsating nutty organic salad	2	crappy	
2027	moldy squat teal super salad	4	crappy	
2028	snack-sized spoiled tofu wonton	2	crappy	
2029	hippy protest button	0		Single Equip, Thorns: 1
2030	greasy Lockenstock™ sandals of the boozehound	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip
2031	didgeridooka of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7
2032	greedy ribald bullet-proof corduroys	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xBarrr, cap 42"
2033	steel-toed round sunglasses	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Single Equip
2034	groovy wicker shield	0		Moxie Percent: +10
2035	Marquis de Poivre soda	0		
2036	nitrogenated extra-alkaline super-frozen spinning radium-flavored potato chips	0		Effect: "Flambé-a-thon", Effect Duration: 49
2037	extra-ionized wintergreen-flavored potato chips	0		Effect: "Sparkling Consciousness", Effect Duration: 60
2038	irradiated ennui-flavored potato chips	0		Effect: "Booing Radly", Effect Duration: 39
2039	blue x-ray specs	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2040	blinking patchouli oil bomb	0		
2041	ferret bait	0		
2042	exploding hacky-sack	0		
2043	hemp net	0		
2044	upside-down your father's MacGuffin diary	0		
2045	moldy brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	3	crappy	
2046	flavorless frat brats	4	decent	
2047	enchanted rotten mirror blinking tumbling knob ka-bobs	3	crappy	Effect: "Brother Smothers's Blessing", Effect Duration: 15
2049	mediocre can of Swiller	3	decent	
2050	broken wings	0		
2051	sunken eyes	0		
2052	pulsating narrow reassembled blackbird	0		
2053	bouncing bust of Pallas	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2054	olive market map	0		
2055	snake skin	0		
2056	denatured nitrogenated skewed adder bladder	0		Effect: "Cold Hard Skin", Effect Duration: 26
2057	pension check	0		
2058	huge picnic basket	0		
2059	activated Black No. 2	0		Effect: "Shrimpin' Ain't Easy", Effect Duration: 31
2060	electrified banded sword	0		Damage Absorption: +100, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
2061	friendly helmet	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 40"
2062	nippy fortified shield	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Cold Damage: +10
2063	miniature decent blackberry	2	good	
2064	forged identification documents	0		
2065	twirling fuchsia PADL Phone	0		
2066	gravedigger's boxer's kick-ass kicks	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip
2067	sake bomb	0		
2068	tequila grenade	0		
2069	Annie Oakley's beer helmet	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "0.5xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 42"
2070	sinister supercool distressed denim pants	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato, cap 42"
2071	bouncing skewed scandalous perforated battle paddle	0		Sleaze Damage: +5
2072	veiny flashing novelty button of the early riser	0		Maximum HP: +10, Adventures: +7
2073	jittery steel-toed padded glowstick	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Damage Reduction: 9, Last Available: "2006-10", Raveosity: +1
2074	Van der Graaf anniversary chutney sculpture	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
2075	grievous spandex anniversary shorts	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "5xVolley, 10xLep, cap 2"
2076	maroon thinker's jar of anniversary jam	0		Mysticality: +10
2077	medical-grade bucket of anniversary lard	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
2078	yellow Rosewater's anniversary concrete fedora	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "5xVolley, 5xLep, cap 2"
2079	mirror ruddy healthy makeshift turban	0		Maximum HP Percent: 60, Blind, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 25"
2080	quilted makeshift cape	0		Damage Absorption: +40
2081	blurry chilly makeshift skirt	0		Cold Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 25"
2082	spinning toothbrush	0		
2083	wobbly makeshift crane	0		
2084	can of starch	0		
2085	twisted narrow lime green bottle of ultravitamins	1		Effect: "Mystic Circle", Effect Duration: 20
2086	dried fuchsia upside-down bottle of cough syrup	1		Effect: "Ooh, Salty!", Effect Duration: 25
2087	twisted skewed tube of hair oil	1		
2088	activated pickled Daffy Taffy	0		Effect: "Leisurely Amblin'", Effect Duration: 33
2089	Crimboween memo	0		Last Available: "2006-10"
2090	studded Da Vinci's pilgrim shield of the ox of Leguizamo of doom	0		Muscle: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Damage Absorption: +80, Monster Level: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-11"
2091	gray bath salts	0		
2092	hand mirror	0		
2093	miser's hors d'oeuvre tray	0		Meat Drop: +10
2094	big bland fuchsia ballroom blintz	5	decent	
2095	blue towel	0		
2096	vaporized yellow ghostly guy made of bee pollen	1		Effect: "Turn On, Tune In, Play Ball!", Effect Duration: 40
2097	blurry wobbly 17-ball of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
2098	skewed filthy lucre	0		
2099	hobo gristle	0		
2100	lime green shredded can label	0		
2101	bloodstained briquette	0		
2102	greasy dreadlock	0		
2103	squat vial of pirate sweat	0		
2104	shaking empty aftershave bottle	0		
2105	jittery coal button	0		
2106	fuchsia burned-out arcanodiode	0		
2107	non-Euclidean hoof	0		
2108	rock	0		
2109	skewed stringy sinew	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2110	stick	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2111	tooth	0		
2112	mirror cyan leaf	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2113	blurry baleful wheel	0		Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2006-12"
2114	pulsating yo	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2115	skewed wobbly prehistoric spear of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Last Available: "2006-12"
2116	stick-on-a-string	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2117	inspector's arcane researcher's fire	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Item Drop: +15, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 2", Last Available: "2023-09"
2118	leaf tube	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2119	mirror lit cigar	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2120	purple Oprah's Grateful Undead T-shirt	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50
2121	grievous ASCII shirt	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50
2122	greasy safety vest of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
2123	bouncing Sherlock's eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	0		Item Drop: +25
2125	pulsating dog trainer's Ye Olde Navy Fleece	0		Experience (familiar): +1
2126	blue bronze breastplate of the overflowing toilet of the glutton	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Food Drop: +100
2127	gray avaricious hat hacker T-shirt of the sweet-tooth	0		Meat Drop: +30, Candy Drop: +100
2128	vampire collar	0		Single Equip
2129	huge pulsating possessed top	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
2130	fireproof killer rag doll	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2006-12"
2131	upside-down tree-eating kite	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2132	maroon hardened incredibly marionette	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2006-12"
2133	tumbling dress ball	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
2134	huge supercool mad scientist's sock monkey	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Last Available: "2006-12"
2135	alien blob	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2136	clever Da Vinci's vampire duck-on-a-string	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2006-12"
2137	pulsating ghostly toy crazy train of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12"
2138	wobbly razor-tipped yo-yo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
2139	toy mercenary	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2140	pulsating length of string	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2141	bouncing toy wheel	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2142	block	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2143	squat felt	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2144	evil googly eye	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2145	stuffing	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2146	evil teddy bear	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2147	teal wobbly blinking jittery evil teddy bear sewing kit	0		
2148	pulsating toothsome rock	0		
2149	stale immense enchanted olive frank	9	decent	Effect: "Greased-Up Familiar", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2011-12"
2150	bite-sized bland plate of franks and beans	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-12"
2151	aged fortified special shot of blackberry schnapps	5	awesome	Effect: "Preemptive Medicine", Effect Duration: 50
2152	capacitor relay	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2153	carbon nanotube frame	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2154	pulsating ion grid	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2155	Feynman gate	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2156	logic synthesizer	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2157	high-resistance ultrapolymer plating	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2158	servomechanical torsion facilitator	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2159	squat quantum polarity inducer	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2160	pulsating bi-lateral logic compressor	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2161	computronic processing unit	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2162	spinning reverse-oscillating klystron	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2163	purple sub-molecular interocitor	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2164	lime green recursive spline reticulator	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2165	red atomic vector plotter	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2166	bouncing ion-pulse modulation stabilizer	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2167	cyan hyperbolic plasma focuser	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2168	gray twirling lion tamer's rock-hard toy ray gun	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2006-12"
2169	Socratic toy space helmet of the sweet-tooth	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 43", Last Available: "2006-12"
2170	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.3
2171	bouncing experienced astronaut pants of Leguizamo	0		Experience: +2, Monster Level: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1.5xPotato, cap 43", Last Available: "2006-12"
2172	tumbling toy jet pack of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2006-12"
2173	triangular stone	0		
2174	upside-down mossy stone sphere	0		
2175	bouncing smooth stone sphere	0		
2176	cracked stone sphere	0		
2177	rough stone sphere	0		
2178	spinning Herculean obsidian dagger	0		Experience (Muscle): +1
2179	archaeologist's notebook	0		
2180	skewed amulet	0		
2181	chocolate lump	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2182	wobbly pulsating Harold's hammer head	0		
2183	huge blue Harold's hammer handle	0		
2184	skewed Harold's hammer	0		
2185	green Kiss the Knob apron of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25
2186	unlit birthday cake	0		
2187	lit birthday cake	0		
2188	flask of peppermint oil	1	decent	Last Available: "2006-12"
2189	lousy jittery maroon flask of peppermint schnapps	3	decent	Last Available: "2006-12"
2190	yuletide troll chrysalis	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-12"
2191	lime green book of carols	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2192	sheet music	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2193	normal teal candy stake	3	good	Last Available: "2006-12"
2194	smooth huge eggnog	3	awesome	Last Available: "2006-12"
2195	special yummy twirling unspeakable fruitcake	3	awesome	Effect: "Puddingface", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2006-12"
2196	massive spoiled mirror gingerbread horror	7	crappy	Last Available: "2006-12"
2197	diffused flattened but probably evil chocolate	0		Effect: "Broken Bone Nubs", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2006-12"
2198	huge decent bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	7	good	Effect: "Bells in the Batfry", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2023-06"
2199	moldy jumbo skull-shaped Crimboween cookie	5	crappy	Effect: "Carol of the Bones", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
2200	bland twirling tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	3	decent	Effect: "Crimbo Epiphany", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
2201	plastic gift-wrapping vampire of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2006-12"
2202	skewed forbidden plastic yuletide troll	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2006-12"
2203	plastic skeletal reindeer of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12"
2204	Da Vinci's plastic Crimboween pentagram	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12"
2205	MacGyver's plastic Scream Queen	0		Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2006-12"
2206	time sleigh	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-12"
2207	shaking banded Crimbo tiki necklace	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Last Available: "2006-12"
2208	shaking twirling twirling perfumed lard-coated bobble-hip hula elf doll	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2006-12"
2209	purple toasty Crimbo ukulele	0		Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2006-12"
2210	scandalous boxer's Tiki lighter	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2006-12", Stat Tuning: "Moxie"
2211	Jack Frost's vibrating deck of tropical cards	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2006-12", Stat Tuning: "Mysticality"
2212	skewed avaricious tropical paperweight of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: 80, Last Available: "2006-12", Stat Tuning: "Muscle"
2213	cyan tropical Crimbo pressie	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2214	tropical wrapping paper	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2215	hale Tropical Crimbo Hat	0		Maximum HP: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2006-12"
2216	Tropical Crimbo Shorts of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul", Last Available: "2006-12"
2217	spoiled super ka-bob	3	crappy	
2218	massive delicious jittery blue beer basted brat	8	awesome	
2219	wobbly fuchsia chaotic Tropical Crimbo Sword	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2006-12"
2220	colloidal enhanced maroon and Crimboween candy	0		Effect: "Floundering", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2020-09"
2221	Great Ball of Frozen Fire	0		Last Available: "2007-01"
2222	Da Vinci's liar's pants of the overflowing toilet	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cold atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2007-01"
2223	skewed mansplainer's juggler's balls of chilblains	0		Monster Level: +15, Cold Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2224	sharpshooter's pink shirt	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2225	pulsating familiar doppelgänger	0		Monster Level: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2226	manspreader's beefcake's evil eyeball pendant	0		Muscle: +25, Monster Level: +10, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2227	ionized non-warmed wobbly arse-a'fire elixir	0		Effect: "Cold Hands", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2007-01"
2228	irradiated electrified galvanized cosmic lemonade	0		Effect: "Human-Machine Hybrid", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2007-01"
2229	quantum colloidal narrow toad horn	0		Effect: "Pop-eyed", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2007-01"
2230	icicle katana	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2231	mote	0		
2232	smudged alchemical recipe	0		
2233	avaricious bow tie	0		Meat Drop: +30, Clowniness: 75
2234	flame-wreathed calavera concertina	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Song Duration: 7
2235	narrow educational ratarang of the early riser	0		Experience: +1, Adventures: +7
2236	double-ionized spinning turtle pheromones	0		Effect: "Super Speed", Effect Duration: 25
2237	pygmy blowgun	0		
2238	narrow teal brawny pygmy nose-bone	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Single Equip
2239	dangerous cool bad voodoo mask	0		Moxie: +5, Weapon Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 40"
2240	bottle of alcohol	0		
2241	chaotic pygmy spear	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10
2242	warmed improved blurry pygmy pygment	0		Effect: "Mmmmmelon", Effect Duration: 37
2243	stiffened headhunter necktie of vim and vigor	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Single Equip
2244	pointed stick of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +5
2245	Temple Grandin's knobby helmet turtle	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xFairy, cap 5"
2246	blinking huge curative knobby kneepads	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
2247	spinning Sinatra's sewer turtle	0		Experience (Moxie): +5
2248	shaking deadly sebaceous shield of the boozehound	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Booze Drop: +100
2249	skeletortoise of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 2xFairy, cap 7"
2251	cyan clever box turtle	0		Maximum MP: +20
2252	fortified box turtle	0		Damage Absorption: +60
2253	shaking frosty dance instructor's bottlecap turtle	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10
2254	Lo Pan's grievous bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xLep, cap 17"
2255	lard-coated furry turtle	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 2xFairy, cap 11"
2256	scandalous furry earmuffs	0		Sleaze Damage: +5
2257	blurry electrified reinforced furry underpants of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
2258	blurry "I Love Me, Vol. I"	0		
2259	yellow photograph of God	0		
2260	hard rock candy	0		
2261	hard-boiled ostrich egg	0		
2262	mirror bird rib	0		
2263	lion oil	0		
2264	snack-sized decent stunt nuts	2	good	
2265	spoiled wet stew	3	crappy	
2266	wet stunt nut stew	0		
2267	Mega Gem	0		
2268	boxer's Staff of Fats	0		Muscle Percent: +10
2269	flavorless sausage wonton	4	decent	
2270	yellow mirror personal trainer's belt of the bloodbag	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum HP: +100, Single Equip
2271	tolerable twirling bottle of Merlot	4	good	
2272	practically non-alcoholic mediocre fancy bottle of Port	1	decent	Effect: "Spooky Weapon", Effect Duration: 15
2273	aged watered-down bottle of Pinot Noir	2	awesome	
2274	drinkable mirror blurry bottle of Zinfandel	4	good	
2275	drinkable weak bottle of Marsala	2	good	
2276	bad bottle of Muscat	4	decent	
2277	Fernswarthy's key	0		
2278	gray Fernswarthy's letter	0		
2279	narrow book	0		
2280	Manual of Labor	0		
2281	Manual of Transmission	0		
2282	Manual of Dexterity	0		
2283	flame-retardant seal-skull helmet	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
2284	petrified noodles	0		
2285	purple chisel	0		
2286	Eye of Ed	0		
2287	rosewater-soaked ribald glowstick	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2007-01", Raveosity: +1
2288	mirror encoder ring	0		Single Equip
2289	paperclip	0		
2290	really house	0		
2291	Non-Essential Amulet	0		
2292	wine vinaigrette	0		
2293	cup of strong herbal tea	0		
2294	Curiously Shiny Ancient Evil-Bashing Axe	0		
2295	ghostly marinated stakes	0		
2296	knob butter	0		
2297	wobbly vial of ectoplasm	0		
2298	red boock of darck magicks	0		
2299	mirror EZ-Play Harmonica Book	0		
2300	fingerless hobo gloves	0		
2301	Chomsky's comic books	0		
2302	worm-riding hooks	0		
2303	Libram of Candy Heart Summoning	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12", Skill: "Summon Candy Heart"
2304	adjusted spinning candy heart	0		Effect: "Nightstalkin'", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2007-02"
2305	deionized pickled gray mirror pink candy heart	0		Effect: "Bear Clawed", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2007-02"
2306	quadruple-irradiated shaking candy heart	0		Effect: "Nut-Rition", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2007-02"
2307	liquefied altered jittery candy heart	0		Effect: "You Can Really Taste the Dormouse", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2007-02"
2308	electrified candy heart	0		Effect: "Speed of the Internet", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2007-02"
2309	warmed twirling candy heart	0		Effect: "Adventurer's Best Friendship", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2007-02"
2310	squat candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2311	pink candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2312	candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2313	candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2314	squat candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2315	candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2316	broken carburetor	0		
2317	blurry bronze token	0		
2318	bomb	0		
2319	mirror carved wheel	0		
2320	worm-riding manual page	0		
2321	worm-riding manual page 2	0		
2322	blinking worm-riding manual pages 3-15	0		
2323	wobbly headpiece of the Staff of Ed	0		
2324	spinning Staff of Ed, almost	0		
2325	Staff of Ed	0		
2326	stone rose	0		
2327	enhanced can of paint	0		Effect: "Red-Shirted Escort", Effect Duration: 36
2328	drum machine	0		
2329	handful of confetti	0		
2330	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	0		
2331	blurry bouquet of circular saw blades	0		
2332	tasty Better Than Cuddling Cake	3	awesome	
2333	maroon ninja snowman	0		
2334	Holy MacGuffin	0		
2335	rubber WWBBDD? bracelet	0		
2336	horrifying wizardly pipe	0		Mysticality: +25, Spooky Damage: +25
2337	asbestos-lined reinforced beaded headband	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "0.5xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 42"
2338	decent tiny jittery pudding	1	good	Wiki Name: "black pudding (food)"
2339	weak artisanal Blackfly Chardonnay	2	EPIC	
2340	perfectly mixed tumbling & tan	4	EPIC	
2341	blurry pepper	0		
2342	miniature moldy forest cake	2	crappy	
2343	normal spinning forest ham	3	good	
2344	quadruple-alkaline anodized blinking filthworm hatchling scent gland	0		Effect: "Turn On, Tune In, Play Ball!", Effect Duration: 28
2345	corrupted twirling skewed filthworm drone scent gland	0		Effect: "Chock Full o' Nanites", Effect Duration: 64
2346	enhanced modified shaking upside-down yellow filthworm royal guard scent gland	0		Effect: "Jingle Jangle Jingle", Effect Duration: 41
2347	mirror heart of the filthworm queen	0		
2348	water pipe bomb	0		
2349	gas balloon	0		
2350	beer bomb	0		
2351	ghostly superamplified boom box	0		
2352	cyan cool fire poi of extreme caution	0		Moxie: +5, Monster Level: -25
2353	thinker's bejeweled pledge pin	0		Mysticality: +10, Single Equip
2354	communications windchimes	0		
2355	boiled pulsating henna face paint	0		Effect: "Triangle, Man", Effect Duration: 20
2356	tarnished non-quantum tube of dread wax	0		Effect: "Alacri Tea", Effect Duration: 18
2357	blue zippy mansplainer's Gaia beads	0		Monster Level: +15, Initiative: +20
2358	pink clay bead	0		
2359	narrow huge clay bead	0		
2360	jittery clay bead	0		
2361	twirling avaricious quilted hippy medical kit	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip
2362	therapeutic Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
2363	nasty stiffened longhaired hippy wig	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Stench Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol"
2364	Annie Oakley's Zim Merman's guitar	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20
2365	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100
2366	lime green blinking supercool peel hat	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley"
2367	carbonated soy milk	0		
2368	lion tamer's healthy flowing hippy skirt	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Experience (familiar): +2, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xFairy, cap 45"
2369	filthy poultice	0		
2370	natural fennel soda	0		
2371	bouncing smoke bomb	0		
2372	bunch of bananas	0		
2373	flavorless banana	3	decent	
2374	banana peel	0		
2375	super-sized stale narrow banana cream pie	5	decent	
2376	drinkable practically non-alcoholic fancy banana daiquiri	1	good	Effect: "Bubblin' Rage", Effect Duration: 40
2377	hand-crafted fortified skewed wobbly bungle in the jungle	5	EPIC	
2378	banana spritzer	0		
2379	deionized moist moist purple banana smoothie	0		Effect: "The Power of Negative Thinking", Effect Duration: 11
2380	pulsating spinning dandy lion cub	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2007-03"
2381	woolen cravat	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-03"
2382	spinning class ring	0		
2383	upside-down class ring	0		
2384	mirror class ring	0		
2385	bottle opener belt buckle	0		Single Equip, Damage Aura: 1
2386	chilly slick keg shield	0		Moxie: +10, Cold Damage: +5
2387	frosty finger	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
2388	spinning blue scorching experienced war tongs	0		Experience: +2, Hot Damage: +25
2389	squat Monstar energy beverage	0		
2390	chaotic asbestos apron	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10
2391	beaten-up Chucks of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50
2392	natty ascot of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50
2393	twirling greedy hale wreath of laurels	0		Maximum HP: +20, Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "0.5xLep, 0.5xFairy"
2394	perfumed Danglin' Chad's loincloth of temperance	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 0.5xVolley"
2395	Sinatra's tube sock	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Single Equip
2396	chloroform rag	0		
2397	depantsing bomb	0		
2398	shaking energy drink IV of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Single Equip
2399	squat shaking lightning-fast executive Elmley shades	0		Meat Drop: +40, Initiative: +40, Single Equip
2400	molotov cocktail cocktail	0		
2401	auspicious beefy beer bong	0		Muscle: +10, Item Drop: +10
2402	blinking gauze garter	0		
2403	fuchsia blurry barrel of gunpowder	0		
2404	jam band flyers	0		
2405	rock band flyers	0		
2406	Panda outfit	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +5
2407	purple pink bat eye	0		
2408	worthless piece of glass	0		
2409	billy idol	0		
2410	rag	0		
2411	narrow broken petri dish	0		
2412	mirror sammich crust	0		
2413	triffid bark	0		
2414	lint	0		
2415	discarded pacifier	0		
2416	bounty-hunting helmet of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1.5xFairy, cap 25"
2417	pulsating wool bounty-hunting rifle	0		Cold Resistance: +1
2418	ruddy bounty-hunting pants	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xFairy, cap 25"
2419	vacuum-sealed wobbly bottle of rhinoceros hormones	0		Effect: "Super-Mega-Ultra-Hyper-Charged", Effect Duration: 69
2420	pressed teeny-tiny magic scroll	0		Effect: "Bilious Brains", Effect Duration: 40
2421	alkaline liquefied moist bottle of pirate juice	0		Effect: "Icy Demeanor", Effect Duration: 38
2422	moist mirror irradiated pet snacks	0		Effect: "Oily Flavor", Effect Duration: 56
2423	anodized dry squat Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	0		Effect: "Eggs-tra Sensory Perception", Effect Duration: 41
2424	concentrated aerosolized cyclops eyedrops	0		Effect: "Earthen Fist", Effect Duration: 68
2425	activated ionized squat can of spinach	0		Effect: "Berry Critical", Effect Duration: 20
2426	triple-unsweetened fire flower	0		Effect: "Salt Rockin'", Effect Duration: 52
2427	modified olive freezerburned ice cube	0		Effect: "Crimbo Epiphany", Effect Duration: 23
2428	oxidized pressed galvanized narrow shaking fake blood	0		Effect: "Filled with Magic", Effect Duration: 64
2429	colloidal Eau de Guaneau	0		Effect: "Twen Tea", Effect Duration: 19
2430	quadruple-alkaline bouncing bag of lard	0		Effect: "Antsy in your Pantsy", Effect Duration: 13
2431	quadruple-unsweetened bottle of Mystic Shell	0		Effect: "Bear Clawed", Effect Duration: 16
2432	quadruple-moist oxidized yellow SPF 451 lip balm	0		Effect: "Heavily Breathing", Effect Duration: 34
2433	concentrated electrified modified bottle of antifreeze	0		Effect: "Carol of the Bones", Effect Duration: 13
2434	cold-filtered eyedrops	0		Effect: "Eye of the Seal", Effect Duration: 22
2435	liquefied anodized vacuum-sealed wobbly Dogsgotnonoz pills	0		Effect: "Bubblin' Rage", Effect Duration: 28
2436	dry polymerized altered bouncing donkey flipbook	0		Effect: "Inner Warmth", Effect Duration: 39
2437	New Cloaca-Cola	0		
2438	scented massage oil	0		
2439	poltergeist-in-the-jar-o	0		
2440	gray unnatural gas	0		
2441	cyan Knob Goblin Encryption Key	0		
2442	tumbling Cobb's Knob map	0		
2443	ghostly maroon supercharged Samson's pink glowstick	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2007-03", Raveosity: +1
2444	delicious Supernova Champagne	4	awesome	
2445	blurry Deactivated O. A. F.	0		Last Available: "2007-04"
2446	hardware upgrade	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-04"
2447	wobbly bad penguin egg	0		Free Pull
2448	tasteful bow tie	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2449	squat six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola	0		
2450	spinning empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	0		
2451	extremely unsafe goatskin umbrella	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100
2452	huge fuchsia ribald baleful wool hat	0		Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 43"
2453	jittery Goodfella contract	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2454	teal grievous sage belt	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip
2455	bouncing cyan occult bar whip	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25
2456	upside-down barskin buckler of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60
2457	blurry weightlifter's whip	0		Muscle: +15
2458	mirror banded barskin loincloth	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 4xVolley, cap 6"
2459	quilted tighty whiteys	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 3xVolley, cap 10"
2460	avaricious yak toupee	0		Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 25"
2462	odor extractor	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
2463	Manual of Transcendent Olfaction	0		Skill: "Transcendent Olfaction"
2464	spoiled bowl of Bounty-Os	3	crappy	
2465	aged narrow Oreille Divisée brandy	3	awesome	
2466	blurry pompadour'd puppy	0		
2467	huge suede shoes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2468	callused fingerbone	0		
2469	bundle of receipts	0		
2470	blinking cork	0		
2471	wobbly stardust	0		
2472	pulsating wilted lettuce	0		
2473	wobbly wobbly empty greasepaint tube	0		
2474	clown skin	0		
2475	bouncing wicked clown wig of mayonnaise	0		Spell Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Clowniness: 50, Familiar Effect: "chromatic atk, 1xPotato, cap 12"
2476	bouncing curative clownskin belt	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Clowniness: 50
2477	jittery Jack Frost's clownskin buckler	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Clowniness: 50
2478	blinking strapping clown whip	0		Muscle: +5, Clowniness: 50
2479	demon skin	0		
2480	huge veiny demon-horned hat	0		Maximum HP: +10, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xLep, cap 17"
2481	beefy demon buckler	0		Muscle: +10
2482	yellow medical-grade personal trainer's demon whip of dire peril	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Weapon Damage: +20, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
2483	Jeselnik's barskin cloak	0		Sleaze Damage: +25
2484	spinning sharpshooter's cool snakeskin duster	0		Moxie: +5, Critical Hit Percent: +10
2485	foul-smelling personal trainer's clownskin harness	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Stench Damage: +10, Clowniness: 50
2486	demonskin jacket of incineration of the glutton	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Food Drop: +100
2487	rosewater-soaked hipposkin poncho	0		Stench Resistance: +3
2488	Rosewater's yak anorak	0		Mysticality Percent: +30
2489	tuxedo shirt of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25
2490	gnauga hide vest of the brute of the sweet-tooth	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Candy Drop: +100
2491	squat shirt kit	0		
2492	tropical orchid	0		
2493	stick of dynamite	0		
2494	wobbly quilted Necrotelicomnicon of Gandalf	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Spell Critical Percent: +20
2495	mansplainer's extremely unsafe Cookbook of the Damned	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Monster Level: +15
2496	ghostly Sinful Desires of extreme caution of the boozehound	0		Monster Level: -25, Booze Drop: +100
2497	huge molybdenum magnet	0		
2498	molybdenum hammer	0		
2499	squat purple tumbling molybdenum screwdriver	0		
2500	shaking molybdenum pliers	0		
2501	molybdenum crescent wrench	0		
2502	Really Expensive Jewelry and You	0		Skill: "Really Expensive Jewelrycrafting"
2503	narrow extra-fancy ring setting	0		
2504	skewed precious piercing post	0		
2505	necklace chain	0		
2506	beach glass bead	0		
2507	bouncing clay peace-sign bead	0		
2508	jittery Newton's beach glass necklace	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3
2509	peace-sign necklace of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50
2510	careful Fonzie's round sunglasses	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Monster Level: -10, Single Equip
2511	Frat Army FGF	0		
2512	Hippy Army MPE	0		
2513	upside-down crafty stylish spark plug earring	0		Moxie: +25, Maximum MP: +10
2514	tumbling quilted educational woven baling wire bracelets	0		Experience: +1, Damage Absorption: +40
2515	Tesla baleful gearbox necklace	0		Spell Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
2516	tumbling MacGyver's wrench bracelet of temperance	0		Maximum MP: +100, Sleaze Resistance: +5
2517	jittery nippy Jim Carey's chain necklace	0		Monster Level: +25, Cold Damage: +10
2518	smelly sawblade shield	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10
2519	drinkable strong McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	5	good	
2520	perfectly mixed special melted Jell-o shot	4	EPIC	Effect: "Spiritually Awake", Effect Duration: 35
2521	spirit-forward mediocre cruelty-free wine	5	decent	
2522	drinkable upside-down thistle wine	4	good	
2523	megatofu	0		
2524	olive shaking displaced fish	0		
2525	stale fish	3	decent	
2526	moldy snack-sized fish casserole	2	crappy	
2527	snack-sized bland fish lasagna	2	decent	
2528	filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")	0		
2529	stale spinning gnatloaf	3	decent	
2530	decent big gnatloaf casserole	5	good	
2531	low-calorie flavorless gnat lasagna	1	decent	
2532	narrow pork	0		
2533	adequate half-sized gray pork chop sandwiches	2	good	
2534	half-sized adequate pork casserole	2	good	
2535	jumbo decent pork lasagna	5	good	
2536	canopic jar	0		
2537	spice	0		
2538	organs	0		
2539	MacGyver's Ankh of Badahnkadh	0		Maximum MP: +100, Single Equip
2540	ghostly tomb ratchet	0		
2541	tumbling Mayflower bouquet	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Drops Items, Last Available: "2007-05", Item Drop (sporadic): +2.5, Meat Drop (sporadic): +5
2542	irradiated aerosolized blinking lesser grodulated violet	0		Effect: "Spiky Hair", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2007-05"
2543	liquefied tin magnolia	0		Effect: "Thaumodynamic", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2007-05"
2544	extra-deionized deionized narrow skewed begpwnia	0		Effect: "Bandersnatched", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2007-05"
2545	non-magnetized galvanized narrow upsy daisy	0		Effect: "Stickler for Promptness", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2007-05"
2546	flattened ionized frozen yellow half-orchid	0		Effect: "Peppermint Bite", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2007-05"
2547	shaking twirling wholesome Socratic tin star	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2007-05"
2548	green outrageous sombrero of the detective of the early riser	0		Item Drop: +20, Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2007-05"
2549	squat asbestos-lined "Humorous" T-shirt of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2007-05"
2550	Peppercorns of Power	0		
2551	shaking vial of mojo	0		
2552	reeds	0		
2553	huge turtle chain	0		
2554	spinning distilled seal blood	0		
2555	tumbling high-octane olive oil	0		
2556	rosewater-soaked dog trainer's razor-sharp Shagadelic Disco Banjo	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Experience (familiar): +1, Stench Resistance: +3, Class: "Disco Bandit"
2557	skewed dance instructor's beefy Squeezebox of the Ages	0		Muscle: +10, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15
2558	blue MacGyver's healthy Chelonian Morningstar	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +100, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
2559	double-paned Hammer of Smiting of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Cold Resistance: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber"
2560	upside-down rock-hard smooth 17-alarm Saucepan	0		Moxie: +15, Damage Reduction: 5, Class: "Sauceror"
2561	Lo Pan's forbidden Greek Pasta Spoon of Peril of Calamity Jane	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Class: "Pastamancer"
2562	half-rotten brain	0		
2563	shaking bonesaw	0		
2564	plus-sized phylactery	0		
2565	can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	0		
2566	blue Azazel's unicorn	0		
2567	jittery Azazel's lollipop	0		
2568	Azazel's tutu	0		
2569	altered altered bouncing ant agonist	0		Effect: "Hobo Flavor", Effect Duration: 23
2570	blinking ant hoe	0		Familiar Effect: "sleaze damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2571	ant rake	0		Familiar Effect: "hot damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2572	tumbling ant pitchfork	0		Familiar Effect: "stench damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2573	wobbly ant sickle	0		Familiar Effect: "spooky damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2574	yellow ant pick	0		Familiar Effect: "cold damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2575	bronzed locust	0		
2576	honey-dipped locust	0		
2577	Van der Graaf studded cactus quill	0		Damage Absorption: +80, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
2578	jittery blinking MacGyver's wholesome baleful Staff of the Short Order Cook	0		Spell Damage: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +100
2579	rotten half-sized cactus fruit	2	crappy	
2580	flame-retardant brawny scorpion whip	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Hot Resistance: +1
2581	mirror handful of sand	0		
2582	cyan brick of sand	0		
2583	flavorless centipede eggs	3	decent	
2584	forbidden wonderwall shield	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50
2585	friendly Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	0		Familiar Weight: +3
2586	red General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25
2587	blinking nippy Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	0		Cold Damage: +10
2588	Samson's Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	0		Experience (Muscle): +5
2589	decent small gray hot date	2	good	
2590	tolerable ghostly distilled fortified wine	3	good	
2591	moldy tasty tart	4	crappy	
2592	Knob Goblin lunchbox	0		
2593	enchanted flavorless Knob pasty	4	decent	Effect: "Faboooo", Effect Duration: 30
2594	bad thermos full of Knob coffee	3	decent	
2595	extra-galvanized polarized Ben-Gal™ Balm	0		Effect: "Sleazy Weapon", Effect Duration: 41
2596	huge leathery cat skin	0		
2597	twirling leathery bat skin	0		
2598	leathery rat skin	0		
2599	Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate	0		
2600	skewed blurry yellow carbonated water lily	0		
2601	red mirror horrifying padded occult Staff of the Midnight Snack	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Damage Absorption: +20, Spooky Damage: +25
2602	sizzling clever Staff of Blood and Pudding of extreme caution	0		Maximum MP: +20, Monster Level: -25, Hot Damage: +10
2603	tumbling smoldering box	0		
2604	Tuesday's ruby of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Variable
2605	palm frond	0		
2606	bouncing palm-frond fan	0		
2607	rosewater-soaked palm-frond whip	0		Stench Resistance: +3
2608	palm-frond net	0		
2609	censurious Fonzie's palm-frond capris	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1.5xGhuol, cap 35"
2610	manspreader's extra-large palm-frond toupee	0		Monster Level: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 37"
2611	chaotic palm-frond cloak	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10
2612	vinyl coin purse	0		
2613	rocky raccoon	0		
2614	mojo filter	0		
2615	enchanted adequate savoy truffle	3	good	Effect: "One For Tea", Effect Duration: 30
2616	Magi-Wipes	0		
2617	maroon upside-down boom	0		
2618	Iiti Kitty phone charm of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip
2619	jar of swamp gas	0		Last Available: "2007-05"
2620	moldy immense fancy twirling unidentified jerky	9	crappy	Effect: "Good with the Ladies", Effect Duration: 50
2621	scandalous lion tamer's nasty rat mask	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Sleaze Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xBarrr, cap 45"
2622	blinking Rosewater's ratskin belt of incineration	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
2623	blurry scorching mansplainer's rattail whip	0		Monster Level: +15, Hot Damage: +25
2624	red bouncing Da Vinci's stylish bat hat	0		Moxie: +25, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xVolley, cap 45"
2625	forbidden bat whip of incineration	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +50
2626	perfumed banded bat-ass jacket	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Stench Resistance: +5
2627	friendly Socratic catskin cap	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Familiar Weight: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 45"
2628	sharpshooter's Herculean catskin buckler	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Critical Hit Percent: +10
2629	brainy tail o' nine cats of terror	0		Mysticality: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
2630	blurry Hugo's Weaving Manual	0		
2631	chilled gremlin juice	0		Effect: "Jittery", Effect Duration: 27
2632	anodized oxidized spinning mother's helper	0		Effect: "Aspect of the Twinklefairy", Effect Duration: 21
2633	Jeselnik's therapeutic pat-a-cake pendant	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
2634	mummy wrapping	0		
2635	shaking pulsating really thick bandage	0		
2636	censurious mummy mask	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 42"
2637	blurry olive dog trainer's healthy gauze shorts	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 42"
2638	narrow gauze hammock	0		Bonus Resting HP: +60
2639	twirling cherry soda	0		
2640	lion tamer's Jim Carey's greaves	0		Monster Level: +25, Experience (familiar): +2, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 40"
2641	skewed foul-smelling baleful cowboy hat	0		Spell Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 41"
2642	chilly wizardly Maxwell's Silver Hammer	0		Mysticality: +25, Cold Damage: +5
2643	prompt happiness	0		Adventures: +3
2644	feather	0		
2645	twirling feather	0		
2646	frightful feather	0		
2647	mirror fetid feather	0		
2648	shaking flirtatious feather	0		
2649	occult Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Single Equip
2650	tumbling bottled pixie	0		Free Pull
2651	tumbling ghostly pixie spog	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-06"
2652	yummy upside-down S.T.L.T.	3	awesome	Last Available: "2007-06"
2653	rotten honey-dew	3	crappy	Last Available: "2007-06"
2654	artisanal watered-down tumbling Xanadian	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2007-06"
2655	chilled bottle of absinthe	0		Effect: "Pronounced Potency", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2007-06"
2656	wobbly hardened Drowsy Sword of Flo-Jo	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Initiative: +100
2657	spoiled escargotsicle	3	crappy	Last Available: "2007-06"
2658	bad high-proof teal bottle of realpagne	10	decent	Last Available: "2007-06"
2659	cyan ghostly shaking shellacked albatross necklace	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-06"
2660	dried jittery red not-a-pipe	1	good	Last Available: "2007-06"
2661	drinkable flask of Amontillado	4	good	Last Available: "2007-06"
2662	wobbly nasty ball mask	0		Stench Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 22", Last Available: "2007-06"
2663	reassuring Can-Can skirt	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1.5xFairy, 2xPotato, cap 22", Last Available: "2007-06"
2664	warmed pulsating sensitive poetry journal	0		Effect: "Lemon Enlightenment", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2007-06"
2665	nitrogenated bottled inspiration	0		Effect: "Jalapeño Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2007-06"
2666	aerosolized extra-wet bellhop bell	0		Effect: "Alchemical, Brother", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2007-06"
2667	energized improved improved spiky collar	0		Effect: "Savage Beast Inside", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2007-06"
2668	vaporized jittery pulsating can-can-in-a-can	1		Effect: "Proprie Tea", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2007-06"
2669	pickled patent antipsychotics	1		Last Available: "2007-06"
2670	dehydrated spinning teal blurry Mariner's Friend cough drops	1		Effect: "Stands Alone", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2007-06"
2671	lousy blinking shot of nepenthe schnapps	3	decent	Last Available: "2025-03"
2672	shaking library card	0		Last Available: "2007-06"
2673	gray Bohemian rhapsody	0		Last Available: "2007-06"
2674	triple-dry bottle of cat tonic	0		Effect: "Trivia Master", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2007-06"
2675	modified mirror handful of moss	1		
2676	compressed gray bit-o-cactus	1		
2677	modified protein powder	1		
2678	spectre scepter	0		
2679	pressed non-galvanized lime green sparkler	0		Effect: "Tiki Temerity", Effect Duration: 54
2680	triple-boiled teal snake	0		Effect: "Salamanderenity", Effect Duration: 65, Wiki Name: "snake"
2681	tarnished M-242	0		Effect: "Patent Alacrity", Effect Duration: 53
2682	pulsating fuchsia detuned radio	0		
2683	twirling Warehouse 23 crate	0		
2684	shaking Oprah's veiny armgun	0		Maximum HP: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +50
2685	blinking seashell necklace	0		
2686	mirror maroon commemorative war stein	0		
2687	stone frisbee	0		
2688	dreadlock whip of the brute of the dark arts of the brazier	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Hot Spell Damage: +25
2689	aromatic wizardly beer-a-pult	0		Mysticality: +25, Stench Resistance: +1
2690	asbestos-lined fortified cast-iron legacy paddle	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Hot Resistance: +5
2691	delicious handful of nuts and berries	4	awesome	
2692	ruddy driftwood sculpture of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +40
2693	extremely unsafe Rosewater's massive sitar	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Weapon Damage Percent: +100
2694	blue vibrating stone baseball cap of vim and vigor of the cheetah	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 48"
2695	strong artisanal cup of beer	5	EPIC	
2696	ovoid thing	0		
2697	duct tape	0		
2698	twirling duct tape wallet	0		
2699	jittery dog trainer's Fonzie's duct tape shirt	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Experience (familiar): +1
2700	Herculean duct tape fedora of incineration	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 48"
2701	electrified fortified duct tape sword	0		Damage Absorption: +60, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
2702	family-friendly brainy duct tape dockers	0		Mysticality: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 48"
2703	mirror Oprah's duct tape buckler	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50
2704	red shrinking powder	0		
2705	energetic steel-toed smartaleck's blackberry slippers	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Single Equip
2706	avaricious blackberry moccasins of the brazier of the detective	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +20, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip
2707	scorching ruddy blackberry combat boots of the scaredy-cat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Monster Level: -15, Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip
2708	corrupted pulsating funky dried mushroom	0		Effect: "Bilious Brawn", Effect Duration: 25
2709	exotic parrot egg	0		
2710	cracker	0		Familiar Weight: +15
2711	modified flattened facepaint	0		Effect: "Extra Terrestrial", Effect Duration: 32
2712	aerosolized sheepskin diploma	0		Effect: "Flaming Weapon", Effect Duration: 28
2713	boiled jittery Black Body™ spray	0		Effect: "Eagle Eyes", Effect Duration: 42
2714	spinning floorboard cruft	0		
2715	sausage bomb	0		
2716	upside-down sage battered hubcap of courage of the boozehound	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Booze Drop: +100
2717	Sherlock's wool hood ornament of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Cold Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +25
2718	spinning spare kidney	0		
2719	frosty savvy wizardly hand-carved bokken	0		Mysticality: +25, Mysticality Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +10
2720	upside-down asbestos-lined fortified hand-carved bow of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Damage Absorption: +60, Hot Resistance: +5
2721	Usain Bolt's double-paned rock-hard hand-carved staff	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Cold Resistance: +5, Initiative: +80
2722	gravedigger's Jack Frost's dog trainer's smartaleck's Staff of the Greasefire	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Experience (familiar): +1, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Damage: +10
2723	blurry scorching stiffened Staff of the Grand Flambé of doom	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Hot Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
2724	normal bowl of rye sprouts	4	good	
2725	normal cob of corn	4	good	
2726	bland juniper berries	3	decent	
2727	toothsome plum	3	awesome	
2728	moldy small pear	2	crappy	
2729	adequate pulsating peach	3	good	
2730	aged plum wine	3	awesome	
2731	bad shot of pear schnapps	3	decent	
2732	perfectly mixed pulsating shot of peach schnapps	4	EPIC	
2733	bite-sized bland bunch of square grapes	1	decent	
2734	decent blue brown sugar cane	4	good	
2735	thick spoiled sandwich of the gods	5	crappy	
2736	lousy Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	3	decent	
2737	distilled leopard-print barbell	1	crappy	
2738	red pile of smoking rags	0		
2739	wet gray panty raider camouflage	0		Effect: "Virgo Rising", Effect Duration: 59
2740	resourceful energetic banded Staff of the Walk-In Freezer	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +50
2741	watered-down drinkable huge boilermaker	2	good	
2742	enchanted decent steel lasagna	3	quest	Effect: "All Blued Up", Effect Duration: 10
2743	drinkable weak steel margarita	2	quest	
2744	denatured olive steel-scented air freshener	1		
2745	double-tarnished wet huge twirling gremlin mutagen	0		Effect: "Smoking like a Bandit", Effect Duration: 26
2746	warmed narrow extra-potent gremlin mutagen	0		Effect: "Frozen Shoulders", Effect Duration: 28
2747	chunk of depleted Grimacite	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2748	tumbling squat sinister furniture dolly	0		Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
2749	lime green lightning-fast hale Staff of the Grease Trap of the sweet-tooth	0		Maximum HP: +20, Candy Drop: +100, Initiative: +40
2750	squat twirling miser's therapeutic Uranium Omega of Temperance	0		Meat Drop: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
2751	squat jittery medical-grade Lead Zeta of Chastity of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
2752	green sizzling rosy-cheeked Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Hot Damage: +10, Single Equip
2753	scandalous Zinc Delta of Tranquility of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip
2754	twirling curative boxer's Nickel Gamma of Frugality	0		Muscle Percent: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
2755	manspreader's extremely unsafe Iron Beta of Industry	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Monster Level: +10, Single Equip
2756	yellow lard-coated forbidden Copper Alpha of Sincerity	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
2757	narrow MacGyver's Red Balloon of Valor of the scaredy-cat	0		Maximum MP: +100, Monster Level: -15, Single Equip
2758	family-friendly Herculean Purple Horseshoe of Honor	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip
2759	narrow ghostly blue up-at-dawn Blue Diamond of Honesty of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Adventures: +5, Single Equip
2760	blue Annie Oakley's Socratic Green Clover of Justice	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Single Equip
2761	therapeutic Sinatra's Yellow Moon of Compassion	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
2762	blue nippy Orange Star of Sacrifice of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Cold Damage: +10, Single Equip
2763	frosty personal trainer's Pink Heart of Spirit	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
2764	shellacked forbidden Rosewater's Order of the Silver Wossname	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Damage Reduction: 7, Single Equip
2765	upside-down blurry Harold's bell	0		
2766	bowling ball	0		
2767	thick moldy Crimbo pie	5	crappy	
2768	tasty gigantic fuchsia pear tart	10	awesome	
2769	flavorless massive peach pie	7	decent	
2770	super-improved unsweetened fuchsia spinning chunk of rock salt	0		Effect: "Mercenary", Effect Duration: 25
2771	magnetized denatured jittery handful of pine needles	0		Effect: "Aspect of the Twinklefairy", Effect Duration: 12
2772	steamy ruby	0		
2773	ghostly glacial sapphire	0		
2774	shaking unearthly onyx	0		
2775	red wobbly effluvious emerald	0		
2776	twirling tawdry amethyst	0		
2777	blurry inspector's extremely unsafe filigreed hamethyst earring	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Item Drop: +15
2778	Tesla stylish weightlifter's filigreed hamethyst necklace	0		Muscle: +15, Moxie: +25, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
2779	Da Vinci's slick filigreed hamethyst ring of the empath	0		Moxie: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Familiar Weight: +5, Single Equip
2780	mirror tumbling chaotic studded smooth baconstone earring	0		Moxie: +15, Damage Absorption: +80, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Single Equip
2781	veiny wizardly baconstone necklace	0		Mysticality: +25, Maximum HP: +10, Single Equip
2782	upside-down shaking beefcake's baconstone ring of horror of courage	0		Muscle: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip
2783	Temple Grandin's boxer's pulled porquoise earring	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +7
2784	mirror ghostly blinking wool flame-wreathed pulled porquoise pendant	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip
2785	lightning-fast cool pulled porquoise ring of the brazier	0		Moxie: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +40, Single Equip
2786	friendly cool Earring of Fire	0		Moxie: +5, Familiar Weight: +3, Single Equip
2787	skewed supercharged Pendant of Fire of incineration	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
2788	Ring of Fire of the boozehound	0		Item Drop: +5, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip
2789	Rosewater's Ice-Cold Beerring of the storm	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Single Equip
2790	upside-down therapeutic rock-hard Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	0		Damage Reduction: 5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
2791	flame-wreathed Temple Grandin's Ice-Cold Beer Ring	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
2792	lime green jittery extremely unsafe Socratic Unspeakable Earring	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
2793	electrified Choker of the Ultragoth of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
2794	blinking family-friendly ribald The Ring	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip
2795	chaotic occult Nose Ring of Putrescence	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Single Equip
2796	wizardly Putrid Pendant of the sewer	0		Mysticality: +25, Stench Damage: +25, Single Equip
2797	blinking foul-smelling Ring of the Sewer Snake of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip
2798	aromatic personal trainer's Mudflap-Girl Earring	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip
2799	stiffened occult Mudflap-Girl Necklace	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Damage Reduction: 1, Single Equip
2800	blinking ruddy thinker's Mudflap-Girl Ring	0		Mysticality: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Single Equip
2801	vial of Gnomochloric acid	0		
2802	flask of Gnomochloric acid	0		
2803	fuchsia jug of Gnomochloric acid	0		
2804	ionized liquefied ionized vial of hamethyst juice	0		Effect: "Funky Coal Patina", Effect Duration: 65
2805	super-wet vial of baconstone juice	0		Effect: "Hagg-ard", Effect Duration: 59
2806	quadruple-boiled deionized vial of porquoise juice	0		Effect: "Ironclad", Effect Duration: 68
2807	irradiated flask of hamethyst juice	0		Effect: "Graham Crackling", Effect Duration: 11
2808	frozen modified ghostly flask of baconstone juice	0		Effect: "Jammin'", Effect Duration: 44
2809	corrupted altered flask of porquoise juice	0		Effect: "Warm Shoulders", Effect Duration: 40
2810	non-chilled huge jug of hamethyst juice	0		Effect: "Human-Constellation Hybrid", Effect Duration: 33
2811	diffused mirror jug of baconstone juice	0		Effect: "Bilious Brawn", Effect Duration: 17
2812	boiled pulsating fuchsia jug of porquoise juice	0		Effect: "Stinkybeard", Effect Duration: 15
2813	padded Beret of the sewer	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Stench Damage: +25, Four Songs, Brimstone, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep"
2814	jittery blurry Jack Frost's vibrating Bludgeon of Leguizamo	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Monster Level: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Brimstone
2815	knitted resourceful Bunker of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Maximum MP: +50, Cold Resistance: +3, Brimstone
2816	crafty Boxers of the businessman of the cheetah	0		Maximum MP: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Initiative: +60, Brimstone, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep"
2817	blue up-at-dawn sharpshooter's Brooch of bravery	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Adventures: +5, Single Equip, Brimstone
2818	pulsating horrifying electrified groovy Bracelet	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Brimstone
2819	smelly crafty Grimacite gasmask	0		Maximum MP: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2008-11"
2820	upside-down prompt Grimacite gat of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2008-11"
2821	flame-wreathed Grimacite gaiters of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 2xGhoul, cap 37", Last Available: "2008-11"
2822	lime green Jack Frost's Grimacite gauntlets of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-11"
2823	coward's cool Grimacite go-go boots	0		Moxie: +5, Monster Level: -20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-11"
2824	pulsating yellow studded sinister Grimacite girdle	0		Spell Damage: +10, Damage Absorption: +80, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-11"
2825	Grimacite gown of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2008-11"
2826	dangerous Samson's Staff of the Kitchen Floor of courage	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Weapon Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3
2827	anniversary gift box	0		
2828	yellow loaded dice	0		
2829	really dense meat stack	0		
2830	digital key lime	0		
2831	skewed shaking star key lime	0		
2832	toothsome miniature digital key lime pie	2	awesome	
2833	half-sized tasty jittery star key lime pie	2	awesome	
2834	horrifying electrified rosy-cheeked bottle-rocket crossbow	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Spooky Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire red bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire blue bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire orange bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire purple bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire black bottle-rocket", Last Available: "2007-07"
2835	cyan smartaleck's indie comic hipster glasses	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2"
2836	wizard action figure	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
2837	jittery mint-condition magic wand	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2838	upside-down executive brawny glowstick	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2007-08", Raveosity: +1
2839	shaking upside-down Periodical Paintbrush of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Softcore Only
2840	irresponsibly strong mediocre bottle of cooking sherry	6	decent	
2841	spoiled small wobbly red packet of ketchup	2	crappy	
2842	irresponsibly strong lousy accidental cider	10	decent	
2843	normal dire fudgesicle	4	good	
2844	blinking chilly hale stiffened quilted navel ring of navel gazing	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum HP: +20, Cold Damage: +5, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-09", Item Drop (sporadic): 4.25, Meat Drop (sporadic): 4.25
2845	class five ecto-larva	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
2846	plastic bib	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2847	dangerous Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield	0		Weapon Damage: +10
2848	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	0		
2849	shrunken navigator head	0		
2850	high-proof acceptable fancy tumbling moonberry wine cooler	10	good	Effect: "Tingly Wrists", Effect Duration: 50
2851	normal fine aged cheddarwurst	4	good	
2852	branch from the Great Tree	0		
2853	Phil Bunion's axe	0		
2854	bouquet of swamp roses	0		
2855	frightening experienced huge mosquito proboscis	0		Experience: +2, Spooky Damage: +5
2856	concentrated pressed ionized upside-down upside-down swamp lolly	0		Effect: "Egg-stra Arm", Effect Duration: 60
2857	super-electrified Vulcanized double-polarized bouncing seegar butt	0		Effect: "Impregnabili Tea", Effect Duration: 12
2858	bottled swamp gas	0		
2859	skewed executive arcane researcher's witch wart	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Meat Drop: +40
2860	bland swamp muck	4	decent	
2861	frosty cool weightlifter's leechknife	0		Muscle: +15, Moxie: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +10
2862	decomposed boot	0		
2863	oxidized corrupted ghostly dribbly candle	0		Effect: "Boo Tea", Effect Duration: 39
2864	jittery jittery stolen meatpouch	0		
2865	lime green wholesome beaver spear of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum HP Percent: +10
2866	pulsating knitted strapping shamanic beads	0		Muscle: +5, Cold Resistance: +3
2867	yellow narrow dilapidated wizard hat of wisdom of vim and vigor	0		Mysticality: +15, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "cap 31"
2868	polarized chilled spinning pirate pamphlet	0		Effect: "Stands Alone", Effect Duration: 46
2869	concentrated chilled upside-down pirate brochure	0		Effect: "Snobby", Effect Duration: 50
2870	chilled purple blurry pirate tract	0		Effect: "Inner Warmth", Effect Duration: 28
2871	burnt flower	0		
2872	plastic Naughty Sorceress of Gandalf of chilblains	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +25
2873	blurry friendly wizardly plastic Ed the Undying	0		Mysticality: +25, Familiar Weight: +3
2874	executive plastic Lord Spookyraven of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Meat Drop: +40
2875	MacGyver's plastic Dr. Awkward	0		Maximum MP: +100
2876	sinister plastic protector spectre	0		Spell Damage: +10
2877	frosty plastic Baron von Ratsworth	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
2878	bouncing spinning shellacked plastic Boss Bat	0		Damage Reduction: 7
2879	plastic Knob Goblin King of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100
2880	pulsating brawny plastic Bonerdagon	0		Muscle Percent: +20
2881	plastic The Man of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20
2882	plastic The Big Wisniewski of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50
2883	wicked plastic Felonia	0		Spell Damage: +5
2884	prompt plastic Beelzebozo	0		Adventures: +3
2885	wobbly rock-hard plastic conservationist hippy	0		Damage Reduction: 5
2886	bouncing occult plastic 7-foot dwarf	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25
2887	ghostly hardened plastic angry bugbear	0		Damage Reduction: 3
2888	rosy-cheeked plastic anime smiley	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30
2889	lion tamer's plastic apathetic lizardman	0		Experience (familiar): +2
2890	blinking vibrating plastic astronomer	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10
2891	upside-down strapping plastic beanbat	0		Muscle: +5
2892	yellow plastic blooper of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5
2893	cool plastic brainsweeper	0		Moxie: +5
2894	wool plastic briefcase bat	0		Cold Resistance: +1
2895	censurious plastic demoninja	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3
2896	fortified plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	0		Damage Absorption: +60
2897	upside-down rosewater-soaked plastic drunk goat	0		Stench Resistance: +3
2898	bouncing aromatic plastic fiendish can of asparagus	0		Stench Resistance: +1
2899	greedy plastic Gnollish crossdresser	0		Meat Drop: +20
2900	tumbling plastic handsome mariachi of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3
2901	plastic Knob Goblin bean counter of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50
2902	horrifying plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	0		Spooky Damage: +25
2903	mirror plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100
2904	greasy plastic Knott Yeti	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
2905	arcane researcher's plastic lemon-in-the-box	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
2906	pulsating Samson's plastic lobsterfrogman	0		Experience (Muscle): +5
2907	twirling executive plastic ninja snowman	0		Meat Drop: +40
2908	shellacked plastic Orcish Frat Boy	0		Damage Reduction: 7
2909	flame-wreathed plastic G Imp	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10
2910	lime green lard-coated plastic goth	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
2911	rock-hard plastic cubist bull	0		Damage Reduction: 5
2912	dog trainer's plastic scary clown	0		Experience (familiar): +1
2913	stiffened plastic smarmy pirate	0		Damage Reduction: 1
2914	gray plastic spiny skelelton of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2915	ghostly bouncing stylish plastic Spam Witch	0		Moxie: +25
2916	fuchsia friendly plastic vampire	0		Familiar Weight: +3
2917	yellow sharpshooter's plastic taco cat	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10
2918	smartaleck's plastic undead elbow macaroni	0		Moxie Percent: +30
2919	Jeselnik's plastic warwelf	0		Sleaze Damage: +25
2920	plastic whitesnake of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
2921	plastic XXX pr0n of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60
2922	blinking plastic zmobie of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3
2923	blinking huge plastic Protagonist	0		Item Drop: +5
2924	mirror lard-coated plastic Spunky Princess	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
2925	plastic topiary golem of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100
2926	plastic senile lihc of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25
2927	blurry MacGyver's plastic Iiti Kitty	0		Maximum MP: +100
2928	huge Annie Oakley's plastic Gnomester Blomester	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20
2929	yellow Tesla plastic Trouser Snake	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
2930	inspector's plastic Axe Wound	0		Item Drop: +15
2931	plastic Hellion of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50
2932	green thinker's plastic Black Knight	0		Mysticality: +10
2933	teal plastic pair of tweezers of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100
2934	mirror ribald plastic fruit golem	0		Sleaze Damage: +10
2935	stylish plastic fluffy bunny	0		Moxie: +25
2936	huge castagnets	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2937	siesta-ing Casagnova gnome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-10"
2938	Jacob's ladder	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2939	unemployed hunchbacked minion	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-10"
2940	bland bite-sized upside-down Surprise Egg	1	decent	
2941	pressed Steal This Candy	0		Effect: "Oh Snap", Effect Duration: 58
2942	adjusted chocolate filthy lucre	0		Effect: "Bilious Briskness", Effect Duration: 19
2943	electrified skewed Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	0		Effect: "Notably Lovely", Effect Duration: 68
2945	MacGyver's grievous party hat	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum MP: +100, Familiar Effect: "4xLep, cap 7"
2946	reassuring smartaleck's V for Vivala mask	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Combat Item Damage Percent: 50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Creepy Grin", Last Available: "2007-11"
2947	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	0		
2948	drinkable weak shot of rotgut	2	good	
2949	nitrogenated diffused tarnished jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade	0		Effect: "critical.enh", Effect Duration: 68
2950	twirling Cap'm Caronch's Map	0		
2951	Orcish Frat House blueprints	0		
2952	purple dangerous slick glowstick	0		Moxie: +10, Weapon Damage: +10, Last Available: "2007-11", Raveosity: +1
2953	narrow charrrm bracelet	0		
2954	stylish tip jar	0		Moxie: +25
2955	tasty bite-sized twirling yam candy	1	awesome	
2956	cocktail napkin	0		
2957	wobbly rum barrel charrrm	0		
2958	moldy gigantic red tube of cranberry Go-Goo	8	crappy	
2959	miser's rum barrel charrrm bracelet	0		Meat Drop: +10
2960	rotten miniature single-serving herbal stuffing	2	crappy	
2961	diet normal packet of tofurkey gravy	1	good	
2962	normal tofurkey nugget	4	good	
2963	narrow rigging shampoo	0		
2964	ball polish	0		
2965	blurry spinning mizzenmast mop	0		
2966	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	0		
2967	electrified Swabbie™ swab	0		Effect: "In the Limelight", Effect Duration: 42
2968	nitrogenated skewed olive Oil of Parrrlay	0		Effect: "Turn On, Tune In, Play Ball!", Effect Duration: 57
2969	low-calorie adequate creamsicle	1	good	
2970	lousy watered-down green cream stout	2	decent	
2971	gravedigger's dangerous curmudgel	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +10
2972	grumpy man charrrm	0		
2973	red sizzling grumpy man charrrm bracelet	0		Hot Damage: +10, Single Equip
2974	tarrrnish charrrm	0		
2975	Temple Grandin's tarrrnished charrrm bracelet of doom	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
2976	special delicious bilge wine	3	awesome	Effect: "Elemental Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 40
2977	manspreader's witty rapier	0		Monster Level: +10
2978	up-at-dawn yohohoyo of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Adventures: +5
2979	activated enhanced fish-liver oil	0		Effect: "Hot Blooded", Effect Duration: 13
2980	booty chest charrrm	0		
2981	booty chest charrrm bracelet of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
2982	cannonball charrrm	0		
2983	cannonball charrrm bracelet	0		Single Equip, Sporadic Thorns: 0.25
2984	copper ha'penny charrrm	0		
2985	bouncing smooth copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet	0		Moxie: +15
2986	tongue charrrm	0		
2987	Sherlock's stanky tongue charrrm bracelet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +25, Single Equip
2988	skewed gray bit of clingfilm	0		
2989	yellow jittery twirling deadly clingfilm trousers	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato, cap 37"
2990	squat asbestos-lined extremely unsafe clingfilm cap	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Hot Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 37"
2991	supercool clingfilm slippers	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Single Equip
2992	ghostly clingfilm tangle	0		
2993	bite-sized bland vinegar-soaked lemon slice	1	decent	
2994	non-diffused true grit	0		Effect: "Polka Face", Effect Duration: 32
2995	cyan pulsating Annie Oakley's educational wizardly buoybottoms	0		Mysticality: +25, Experience: +1, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xLep, cap 37"
2996	squat stanky grungy flannel shirt	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25
2997	narrow supercharged shellacked grungy bandana	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 0.5xPotato, cap 37"
2998	narrow grassy cutlass of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2999	Cap'm Caronch's nasty booty	0		
3000	yellow Cap'm Caronch's dentures	0		
3001	red pegleg of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Single Equip
3002	tumbling lamé pants of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 1xLep, cap 25"
3003	tumbling smartaleck's enormous hoop earring	0		Moxie Percent: +30
3004	lime green fortified costume sword of chilblains	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Cold Damage: +25
3005	rainbow pearl	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3006	pulsating savvy rainbow pearl earring of horror	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3007	tumbling shaking medical-grade rainbow pearl necklace of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3008	blurry red resourceful rainbow pearl ring of horror	0		Maximum MP: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3009	knitted ribald Idol of Ak'gyxoth	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +3
3010	horrifying smelly Emblem of Ak'gyxoth	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +25
3011	sinister altar fragment	0		
3012	shimmering rainbow sand	0		
3013	simple key	0		
3014	ornate key	0		
3015	gilded key	0		
3016	foot locker	0		
3017	ornate chest	0		
3018	jittery blinking gilded chest	0		
3019	all-purpose cleaner	0		
3020	handful of sawdust	0		
3021	stone triangle	0		
3022	pulsating medium stone triangle	0		
3023	small stone triangle	0		
3024	stone pyramid	0		
3025	perfectly mixed corpse on the beach	3	super EPIC	
3026	delicious practically non-alcoholic wobbly corpsetini	1	awesome	
3027	artisanal fuchsia corpsedriver	3	super EPIC	
3028	tolerable Corpse Island iced tea	3	good	
3029	special bad blurry red-headed corpse	3	decent	Effect: "Spooky Blur", Effect Duration: 30
3030	artisanal triple-distilled kamicorpse-ee	6	EPIC	
3031	drinkable watered-down corpsel	2	good	
3032	artisanal distilled corpsebite	5	EPIC	
3033	fireproof pirate fledges	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Look like a Pirate
3034	spinning piece of thirteen	0		
3035	rotten immense yellow pearl onion	7	crappy	
3036	flavorless sea biscuit	4	decent	
3037	hand-crafted weak bottle of rum	2	EPIC	
3038	delicious upside-down bottle of black-label rum	3	awesome	
3039	squat cannonball	0		
3040	blurry voodoo skull	0		
3041	joke scroll	0		
3042	Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3043	metallic foil bow	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
3044	red metallic foil radar dish	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.", Last Available: "2011-12"
3045	toothsome jittery nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	3	awesome	Last Available: "2007-12"
3046	bland nanite-infested candy cane	3	decent	Last Available: "2020-09"
3047	toothsome nanite-infested fruitcake	3	awesome	Last Available: "2007-12"
3048	tolerable nanite-infested eggnog	3	good	Last Available: "2007-12"
3049	El Vibrato power sphere	0		
3050	lightning-fast eyepatch	0		Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
3051	frosty cutlass	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
3052	wool breeches	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
3053	mood ring	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
3054	quantum blurry candy heart	0		Effect: "Shoesauce", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2007-02"
3055	enhanced huge cymbal syrup	0		Free Pull, Effect: "Celestial Body", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2007-02"
3056	scorching metallic foil cat ears	0		Hot Damage: +25, Alters Page Text, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2007-02"
3057	nanofiber cloth	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3058	iGoogly	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3059	huge theoretical string	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3060	synthetic stuffing	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3061	toy hoverpad	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3062	purple blinking LED block	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3063	gyroscope	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3064	lard-coated cyborg doll	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2007-12"
3065	buckyball	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3066	toy maglev monorail of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3067	dollhive	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3068	shaking toy deathbot	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3069	laser cannon	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3070	pulsating plexifoam chin strap	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3071	silicon-infused gluteal shield	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3072	blinking narrow carbonite visor	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3073	set of Unobtainium straps	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3074	polymorphic fastening apparatus	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3075	yellow General Assembly Module	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3076	laser targeting chip	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3077	blue hi-density nylocite leg armor	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3078	kevlateflocite helmet	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3079	Bulky Buddy Box	0		Last Available: "2007-12", Wiki Name: "Bulky Buddy Box (hatchling)"
3080	teddy borg	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3081	spinning dog trainer's marionette collective	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2007-12"
3082	monomolecular yo-yo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3083	gray blob	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3084	twirling mansplainer's borg sock monkey	0		Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2007-12"
3085	sharpshooter's roboduck-on-a-string of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2007-12"
3086	mylar scout drone	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3087	teddy borg sewing kit	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3088	bouncing fuchsia flame-wreathed forbidden biomechanical crimborg helmet	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2007-12"
3089	Usain Bolt's Sherlock's C.B.F.G.	0		Item Drop: +25, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2007-12"
3090	Herculean brainy biomechanical crimborg leg armor	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience (Muscle): +1, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1.5xGhuol, cap 37", Last Available: "2007-12"
3091	colloidal vitachoconutriment capsule	0		Effect: "Very Clean Guns", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2007-12"
3092	handmade hobby horse of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2007-12"
3093	skewed ball-in-a-cup of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2007-12"
3094	pulsating auspicious set of jacks	0		Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2007-12"
3095	bite-sized flavorless yellow laser-broiled pear	1	decent	Last Available: "2007-12"
3096	greasy polyalloy shield of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2007-12"
3097	fish scaler	0		Last Available: "2007-12", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.33
3098	squat killing feather	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3099	green ring	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3100	wobbly wobbly robotronic egg	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3101	blurry rogue swarmer	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3102	jittery sawblade fragment	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3103	unstable laser battery	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3104	olive greasy vibrating cyborg knife of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2007-12"
3105	fortified immense cyborg hand of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Damage Absorption: +60, Last Available: "2007-12"
3106	therapeutic forbidden cyborg stompin' boot of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +50, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3107	deactivated RoboGoose	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3108	jittery overclocked avian microprocessor	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-12"
3109	Miniborg stomper	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3110	Miniborg strangler	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3111	Miniborg laser	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3112	Miniborg beeper	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3113	Miniborg hiveminder	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3114	cyan Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3115	old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3116	mirror Hodgman	0		
3117	Libram of Divine Favors	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12", Skill: "Summon Party Favor"
3118	divine noisemaker	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3119	divine can of silly string	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3120	blue wobbly divine blowout	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3121	divine champagne popper	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3122	divine cracker	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3123	red huge divine champagne flute	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3124	colloidal pressed fruitfilm	0		Effect: "Human-Slime Hybrid", Effect Duration: 47
3125	diffused ionized piece of after eight	0		Effect: "Sleazy Jellied", Effect Duration: 24
3126	hobo nickel	0		
3127	bouncing sandcastle	0		
3128	marshmallow	0		
3129	low-calorie decent roasted marshmallow	1	good	
3130	disc	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3131	half-sized flavorless yellow tin cup of mulligan stew	2	decent	
3132	jittery mansplainer's veiny flamin' bindle	0		Maximum HP: +10, Monster Level: +15
3133	friendly thinker's freezin' bindle	0		Mysticality: +10, Familiar Weight: +3
3134	Tesla stinkin' bindle of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
3135	jittery up-at-dawn chaotic bindle	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Adventures: +5
3136	gravedigger's sleazy bindle of temperance	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5
3137	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25
3138	pulsating ghostly quilted Hodgman's whackin' stick	0		Damage Absorption: +40
3139	skewed zippy Hodgman's imaginary hamster of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Initiative: +20
3140	shaking soft shoes	0		Single Equip
3141	ghostly censurious panhandle panhandling hat	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
3142	blue ruddy cup of infinite pencils	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Damage Aura: 1
3143	clever Hodgman's disgusting technicolor overcoat of courage	0		Maximum MP: +20, Spooky Resistance: +3
3144	a torn paper strip	0		
3145	squat El Vibrato translator	0		
3146	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)"
3147	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)"
3148	tumbling El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)"
3149	green El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)"
3150	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)"
3151	teal El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)"
3152	huge olive El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)"
3153	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)"
3154	skewed ghostly El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)"
3155	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)"
3156	El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)"
3157	El Vibrato drone	0		
3158	sparking El Vibrato drone	0		
3159	cold-filtered electrified green warm El Vibrato drone	0		Effect: "Sleazy Weapon", Effect Duration: 27
3160	ionized frozen vacuum-sealed cyan humming El Vibrato drone	0		Effect: "Employee of the Month", Effect Duration: 57
3161	frozen altered El Vibrato drone	0		Effect: "Rad-ish", Effect Duration: 18
3162	mirror El Vibrato helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 1xFairy"
3163	El Vibrato energy spear	0		
3164	El Vibrato leg guards	0		Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol"
3165	spinning maroon broken El Vibrato drone	0		
3166	repaired El Vibrato drone	0		
3167	augmented El Vibrato drone	0		
3168	activated triple-Vulcanized extra-Vulcanized seal eyeball	0		Effect: "'Roids of the Rhinoceros", Effect Duration: 66
3169	snack-sized tasty spinning turtle soup	2	awesome	Effect: "[598]A Little Bit Evil"
3170	evil noodles	0		
3171	nauseating reagent	0		
3172	scandalous evil paper umbrella	0		Sleaze Damage: +5
3173	dry altered evil vihuela	0		Effect: "Greedy Resolve", Effect Duration: 31
3174	stale huge pulsating evil boring spaghetti	8	decent	
3175	flavorless half-sized upside-down evil noodles	2	decent	
3176	spoiled evil noodles	3	crappy	
3177	spoiled evil painful penne pasta	3	crappy	
3178	decent 3vi1 pr0n m4nic0tti	4	good	
3179	moldy narrow evil ravioli della hippy	3	crappy	
3180	toothsome miniature jittery evil noodles	2	awesome	
3181	pressed evil potion of potency	0		Effect: "Wistfully Nostalgic", Effect Duration: 48
3182	extra-quantum evil libation of liveliness	0		Effect: "init.enh", Effect Duration: 24
3183	extra-liquefied evil tomato juice of powerful power	0		Effect: "Boon of the Storm Tortoise", Effect Duration: 60
3184	unsweetened blinking evil eyedrops of the ermine	0		Effect: "Warm Belly", Effect Duration: 46
3185	colloidal colloidal evil ointment of the occult	0		Effect: "Neuromancy", Effect Duration: 37
3186	alkaline spinning tumbling green evil serum of sarcasm	0		Effect: "Your Interest is Peaked", Effect Duration: 49
3187	activated evil philter of phorce	0		Effect: "Spirit Bubble", Effect Duration: 36
3188	lousy watered-down spinning an evil sump'm sump'm	2	decent	
3189	triple-distilled tolerable evil ducha de oro	8	good	
3190	boozy perfectly mixed huge evil horizontal tango	5	EPIC	
3191	drinkable evil roll in the hay	4	good	
3192	naughty origami kit	0		Last Available: "2008-02"
3193	naughty fortune teller	0		Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3194	spinning origami "gentlemen's" magazine	0		Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3195	teal naughty paper shuriken	0		Last Available: "2008-02"
3196	ghostly origami pasties of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3197	tumbling sharpshooter's savvy origami riding crop of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Mysticality Percent: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3198	El Vibrato trapezoid	0		
3199	lump of coal	0		
3200	lump of diamond	0		
3201	thick padded envelope	0		
3202	greedy vibrating therapeutic KoL Con IV Pole	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +20, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2007-09"
3203	dwarvish magazine	0		
3204	pulsating dwarvish war helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 41"
3205	dwarvish war mattock	0		
3206	blurry dwarvish war kilt	0		Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 41"
3207	narrow dwarvish punchcard	0		
3208	mirror small laminated card	0		
3209	laminated card	0		
3210	notbig laminated card	0		
3211	mirror unlarge laminated card	0		
3212	dwarvish document	0		
3213	dwarvish paper	0		
3214	dwarvish parchment	0		
3215	overcharged El Vibrato power sphere	0		
3216	Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form	0		Free Pull
3217	green El Vibrato Megadrone	0		
3218	skewed Jeselnik's lion tamer's glowstick	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2008-02", Raveosity: +1
3219	fuchsia sane hatrack	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3220	skewed hobo code binder	0		Free Pull
3221	jittery gator skin	0		
3222	electrified supercharged gatorskin umbrella	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
3223	sewer nuggets	0		
3224	tumbling fuchsia sewer wad	0		
3225	irresponsibly strong tolerable bottle of sewage schnapps	9	good	
3226	aged weak bottle of Ooze-O	2	awesome	
3227	normal blurry C.H.U.M. chum	3	good	
3228	moldy enchanted cyan unfortunate dumplings	4	crappy	Effect: "Empty Inside", Effect Duration: 45
3229	huge decaying goldfish liver	0		
3230	extra-chilled fuchsia oil of oiliness	0		Effect: "Ghost Finger", Effect Duration: 29
3231	tattered paper crown of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xSombrero, cap 15"
3232	small normal vanilla-frosted king cake	2	good	Last Available: "2008-03"
3233	teal inflatable duck	0		
3234	water wings	0		Wiki Name: "water wings"
3235	twirling noodle	0		
3236	Kissin' Cousins	0		Skill: "Awesome Balls of Fire"
3237	Tales from the Fireside	0		Skill: "Conjure Relaxing Campfire"
3238	Blizzards I Have Died In	0		Skill: "Snowclone"
3239	Maxing, Relaxing	0		Skill: "Maximum Chill"
3240	blinking Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	0		Skill: "Eggsplosion"
3241	Travels with Jerry	0		Skill: "Mudbath"
3242	Let Me Be!	0		Skill: "Raise Backup Dancer"
3243	Asleep in the Cemetery	0		Skill: "Creepy Lullaby"
3244	Summer Nights	0		Skill: "Grease Lightning"
3245	shaking Sensual Massage for Creeps	0		Skill: "Inappropriate Backrub"
3246	executive Oprah's Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Meat Drop: +40, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xPotato"
3247	family-friendly ruddy Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "hot atk"
3248	maroon foul-smelling wicked Ol' Scratch's ash can of the detective	0		Spell Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +10, Item Drop: +20, Class: "Sauceror"
3249	wicked pink plastic baby	0		Spell Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-03"
3250	sausage	0		
3251	lard-coated padded Frosty's silk hat	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "cold atk"
3252	Newton's sage Frosty's carrot	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip
3253	blurry greasy flame-wreathed grievous Frosty's nailbat	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3254	lion tamer's Da Vinci's Oscus's pelt	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Experience (familiar): +2, Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip
3255	rosewater-soaked frightening sage Wand of Oscus	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +3, Class: "Pastamancer"
3256	chaotic beefy Oscus's dumpster waders	0		Muscle: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xBarrr"
3257	Herculean Zombo's skullcap of Flo-Jo	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Initiative: +100, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "spooky atk"
3258	family-friendly Jim Carey's dangerous Zombo's shield	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Monster Level: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
3259	shaking up-at-dawn Zombo's grievous greaves of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Adventures: +5, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
3260	mirror lime green rosewater-soaked shellacked Chester's moustache of bravery	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Spooky Resistance: +5, Stench Resistance: +3, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip
3261	Oprah's fortified Chester's bag of candy	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Class: "Disco Bandit"
3262	pulsating rock-hard Chester's cutoffs of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Damage Reduction: 5, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1.5xGhuol"
3263	Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts	0		Last Available: "2008-04", Skill: "Summon Tasteful Items"
3264	candygram	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3265	bag of Crotchety Pine saplings	0		
3266	bag of Saccharine Maple saplings	0		
3267	bag of Laughing Willow saplings	0		
3268	triple-irradiated activated squat handful of Crotchety Pine needles	0		Effect: "Tasting the Rainbow", Effect Duration: 44
3269	double-ionized double-chilled lime green lump of Saccharine Maple sap	0		Effect: "Astral Shell", Effect Duration: 41
3270	flattened altered huge handful of Laughing Willow bark	0		Effect: "Oxygenated Blood", Effect Duration: 26
3271	mirror crotchety pants of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Put Down Roots", Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 18"
3272	stiffened Saccharine Maple pendant	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spray Sap"
3273	wobbly fortified willowy bonnet	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Rouse Sapling", Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 18"
3274	flavored foot massage oil	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3275	dart	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3276	black-and-blue light	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3277	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3278	beefcake's studded belt	0		Muscle: +25, Last Available: "2008-04"
3279	personal massager	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3280	personalized coffee mug	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-04"
3281	maroon narrow plasma ball	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3282	ghostly shaking fireproof stick-on eyebrow piercing	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2008-04"
3283	normal snack-sized salad	2	good	
3284	executive brainy C.H.U.M. lantern	0		Mysticality: +5, Meat Drop: +40
3285	narrow yellow chilly C.H.U.M. knife	0		Cold Damage: +5
3286	resourceful Frosty's snowball sack	0		Maximum MP: +50
3287	olive quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3288	shimmering tendrils	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3289	jittery scintillating powder	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3290	tumbling abandoned candy	0		
3291	secret tropical island volcano lair map	0		
3292	adorable seal larva	0		
3293	spinning untamable turtle	0		
3294	twirling macaroni duck	0		
3295	mirror friendly cheez blob	0		
3296	huge unusual disco ball	0		
3297	stray chihuahua	0		
3298	pretty pink bow	0		
3299	blurry smiley-face sticker	0		
3300	bouncing bouncing farfalle bow tie	0		
3301	jalapeño slices	0		
3302	blurry stick-on mini solar panels	0		
3303	sombrero	0		Sombrero Bonus: +10
3304	Argarggagarg's fang	0		
3305	Safari Jack's moustache	0		
3306	purple Yakisoba's hat	0		
3307	Heimandatz's heart	0		
3308	huge Jocko Homo's head	0		
3309	The Mariachi's guitar case	0		
3310	blurry sharpshooter's sealskin drum	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3311	aromatic washboard shield	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
3312	Lo Pan's spaghetti-box banjo	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Class: "Pastamancer"
3313	tumbling resourceful marinara jug	0		Maximum MP: +50, Class: "Sauceror"
3314	makeshift castanets of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Class: "Disco Bandit"
3315	tumbling weightlifter's left-handed melodica	0		Muscle: +15, Class: "Accordion Thief"
3316	denatured skewed epic wad	1	crappy	Effect: "Pasta Oneness", Effect Duration: 10
3317	bottlecap of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Single Equip
3318	Van der Graaf corncob pipe	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
3319	blinking flame-wreathed Mr. Joe's bangles	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
3320	miser's frayed rope belt	0		Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip
3321	bouncing packet of mayfly bait	0		Last Available: "2008-05"
3322	hale Samson's mayfly bait necklace	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum HP: +20, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summon Mayfly Swarm", Last Available: "2008-05"
3323	bouncing Ol' Scratch's salad fork	0		
3324	Frosty's frosty mug	0		
3325	tolerable jar of fermented pickle juice	3	good	
3326	vaporized voodoo snuff	1	decent	
3327	flavorless low-calorie extra-greasy slider	1	decent	
3328	crumpled felt fedora of incineration of temperance	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "0.75xVolley, 0.75xLep"
3329	ribald nasty battered top-hat	0		Stench Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 0.75xFairy"
3330	mirror supercharged savvy shapeless wide-brimmed hat	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "0.75xLep, 0.75xFairy"
3331	avaricious fireproof mostly rat-hide leggings	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
3332	studded baleful hobo dungarees	0		Spell Damage: +25, Damage Absorption: +80, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 1xPotato"
3333	Oprah's quilted patched suit-pants	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 0.5xFairy"
3334	hobo stogie	0		Single Equip
3335	rope with some soap on it	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
3336	dead guy's piece of double-sided tape	0		
3337	stiffened dead guy's memento of courage	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
3338	tasty banquet	4	awesome	
3339	red sharpened hubcap	0		
3340	very caltrop	0		
3341	The Six-Pack of Pain	0		
3342	hobo monkey	0		
3343	bindle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3344	bed of coals	0		
3345	skewed air mattress	0		
3346	filth-encrusted futon	0		
3347	comfy coffin	0		
3348	twirling mattress	0		
3349	dinged-up triangle	0		
3350	enchanted artisanal Ralph IX cognac	3	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Effect: "Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric", Effect Duration: 20
3351	maroon spinning tumbling llama lama cria	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-06"
3352	zen motorcycle	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3353	super-activated llama lama gong	0		Effect: "Vitali Tea", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2008-06"
3354	snack-sized toothsome banana-frosted king cake	2	awesome	Last Available: "2008-08"
3355	blurry brown plastic baby of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-08"
3356	skewed plump juicy grub	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3357	shimmering moth	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3358	red delectable fire ant	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3359	scrumptious ice ant	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3360	stinkbug	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3361	teal yummy death watch beetle	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3362	tasty louse	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3363	decent mole molé	3	good	Last Available: "2008-06"
3364	delicious tumbling tumbling Morlock's Mark Bourbon	3	awesome	Last Available: "2008-06"
3365	extra-chilled polarized Climate Colada	0		Effect: "Crotchety, Pining", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2008-06"
3366	ionized twirling digital underground potion	0		Effect: "Shortened", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2008-06"
3367	blinking interesting-looking twig	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3368	pickled blurry glimmering roc feather	1	awesome	Last Available: "2008-06"
3369	dehydrated tumbling glimmering phoenix feather	1		Last Available: "2008-06"
3370	altered maroon glimmering penguin feather	1		Last Available: "2008-06"
3371	dehydrated ghostly glimmering buzzard feather	1		Effect: "Boletus Swoletus", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2008-06"
3372	pickled mirror olive glimmering raven feather	1		Last Available: "2008-06"
3373	altered tumbling glimmering great tit feather	1		Last Available: "2008-06"
3374	house of twigs and spit	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3375	teal The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	0		Skill: "The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder"
3376	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	0		Skill: "Benetton's Medley of Diversity"
3377	skewed Elron's Explosive Etude	0		Skill: "Elron's Explosive Etude"
3378	wobbly upside-down Chorale of Companionship	0		Skill: "Chorale of Companionship"
3379	Prelude of Precision	0		Skill: "Prelude of Precision"
3380	pulsating blinking manspreader's smooth Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	0		Moxie: +15, Monster Level: +10
3381	red Ol' Scratch's stove door of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Thorns: 1
3382	toasty ruddy Ol' Scratch's manacles of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip
3383	bouncing fireproof Tesla Chester's sunglasses of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Hot Resistance: +3, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
3384	up-at-dawn Chester's muscle shirt of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Adventures: +5
3385	scandalous Chester's Aquarius medallion of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip
3386	scandalous Zombo's shoulder blade of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Sleaze Damage: +5
3387	huge Tesla Zombo's skull ring of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
3388	Zombo's empty eye	0		
3389	Van der Graaf Oprah's Frosty's arm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
3390	upside-down inspector's chilly Staff of the Deepest Freeze of Flo-Jo	0		Cold Damage: +5, Item Drop: +15, Initiative: +100
3391	squat Frosty's iceball	0		
3392	lard-coated Oscus's garbage can lid	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Thorns: 1
3393	Oscus's neverending soda	0		
3394	Herculean Oscus's flypaper pants of Gandalf	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
3395	blinking therapeutic educational Hodgman's porkpie hat	0		Experience: +1, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "atk, 0.5xVolley, 0.5xFairy"
3396	blinking narrow inspector's nasty Hodgman's lobsterskin pants	0		Stench Damage: +5, Item Drop: +15, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato"
3397	ghostly brawny Hodgman's bow tie of Flo-Jo	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Initiative: +100, Single Equip
3398	practically non-alcoholic acceptable Hodgman's blanket	1	good	
3399	special fortified tolerable jar of squeeze	5	good	Effect: "Morninja", Effect Duration: 40
3400	rotten diet bowl of fishysoisse	1	crappy	
3401	ionized deadly lampshade	0		Effect: "In the Saucestream", Effect Duration: 46
3402	electrified concentrated garbage juice	0		Effect: "The Dinsey Spirit", Effect Duration: 27
3403	lewd playing card	0		
3404	Jeselnik's Annie Oakley's deck of lewd playing cards of chilblains	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +25
3405	beefy Hodgman's sock	0		Muscle: +10, Single Equip
3406	slick Hodgman's varcolac paw	0		Moxie: +10
3407	greedy Hodgman's almanac	0		Meat Drop: +20
3408	Jeselnik's Hodgman's harmonica	0		Sleaze Damage: +25
3409	knitted Hodgman's garbage sticker	0		Cold Resistance: +3
3410	upside-down olive baleful Hodgman's detector	0		Spell Damage: +25
3411	Usain Bolt's Hodgman's cane	0		Initiative: +80
3412	yellow huge Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	0		Skill: "Natural Born Scrabbler"
3413	bouncing Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	0		Skill: "Thrift and Grift"
3414	ghostly Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	0		Skill: "Abs of Tin"
3415	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	0		Skill: "Marginally Insane"
3416	blurry hobo fortress blueprints	0		
3421	box of fireworks	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire off a Roman Candle", Last Available: "2008-07", Item Drop (sporadic): +12.5
3422	Vulcanized warmed mirror sterno-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Egg Burps", Effect Duration: 34
3423	flattened ionized frostbite-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Lucky Cat Is Lucky", Effect Duration: 61
3424	dry pressed fry-oil-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Cockroach Scurry", Effect Duration: 39
3425	anodized extra-anodized garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Tennis Elbow-wow", Effect Duration: 18
3426	frozen irradiated jittery teal narrow strawberry-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Spirit of Alph", Effect Duration: 54
3427	lime green roll of Hob-Os	0		
3428	adjusted teal upside-down Everlasting Deckswabber	0		Effect: "Slightly Cursed, Mostly Lucky", Effect Duration: 38
3430	huge bindle of joy	0		
3431	cotton candy cocoon	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-08"
3432	teal cotton candy cordial	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2008-08"
3433	shaking spice melange	0		
3434	rattling cigar box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3435	twirling educational weightlifter's stirring stick	0		Muscle: +15, Experience: +1
3436	gravedigger's nippy Staff of the Teapot Tempest of terror	0		Cold Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
3437	stanky Tesla Staff of the Black Kettle of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Stench Spell Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
3438	avaricious scorching mansplainer's Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron	0		Monster Level: +15, Hot Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +30
3439	Rainbow's Gravity	0		Skill: "Rainbow Gravitation", Last Available: "2008-07"
3440	dried bouncing prismatic wad	1	crappy	Effect: "Hobonic", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2008-07"
3441	quilted club of the five seasons	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Last Available: "2008-07"
3442	rainbow crossbow of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2008-07"
3443	kitten	0		
3444	shaking Oprah's webbed comic mask	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 2"
3445	Junior Adventurer's kit	0		
3446	groovy prism necklace	0		Single Equip, Sporadic Thorns: 2.5
3447	reassuring six-rainbow shield of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2008-07"
3448	rainbow bomb	0		Last Available: "2008-07"
3449	cotton candy cone	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3450	cotton candy pinch	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3451	wobbly cotton candy smidgen	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3452	cotton candy skoshe	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3453	twirling cotton candy plug	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3454	cotton candy pillow	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3455	pulsating cotton candy bale	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3456	educational trusty torch	0		Experience: +1, Last Available: "2011-12"
3457	huge greasy Junior Adventurer's merit badge	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
3458	aerosolized tarnished skewed STYX deodorant body spray	0		Effect: "Memory of Resilience", Effect Duration: 57
3459	drinkable distilled fuchsia spinning white-label gin	5	good	
3460	immense yummy narrow tin rations	8	awesome	
3461	haiku challenge map	0		
3462	terrible poem	0		
3463	acceptable bottle of sake	3	good	
3464	vibrating round pebble	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10
3465	enchanted huge bland Bash-Ōs cereal	8	decent	Effect: "Feline Ferocity", Effect Duration: 15, Wiki Name: "Bash-Os cereal"
3466	twirling Samson's brainy haiku katana of Leguizamo	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience (Muscle): +5, Monster Level: +20, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Raindrop Attack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summer Siesta", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Falling Leaf Whirlwind", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Winter's Bite Technique", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "The 17 Cuts", Last Available: "2008-09"
3467	bargain flash powder	0		
3468	veiny plastic baby	0		Maximum HP: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-12"
3469	flavorless tiny blueberry-frosted king cake	1	decent	Last Available: "2008-12"
3470	upside-down gray bitty bathysphere	0		Familiar Weight: -20, Underwater Familiar, Familiar Effect: "adventure underwater"
3471	damp boot	0		
3472	curative deadly wizardly Seasonal Beret	0		Mysticality: +25, Weapon Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 25"
3473	skewed Bash-Ōs boxtop	0		Wiki Name: "Bash-Os boxtop"
3474	triple-electrified double-pressed cranberry cordial	0		Effect: "Feline Ferocity", Effect Duration: 52
3475	unsweetened magnetized blackberry polite	0		Effect: "Bone Chilling", Effect Duration: 30
3476	alkaline tarnished squat plum lozenge	0		Effect: "Yet tea", Effect Duration: 45
3477	aerosolized pear lozenge	0		Effect: "Ooh, Sour!", Effect Duration: 18
3478	electrified oxidized ghostly peach lozenge	0		Effect: "Blessing of Charcoatl", Effect Duration: 14
3479	twirling balloon shield	0		Thorns: 1
3480	spot	0		
3481	uniclops egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-10"
3482	passed-out psychedelic bear	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-10"
3483	psychedelic bubble wand	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3484	lime green eye 'n' horn shampoo	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3485	activated anodized glittery mascara	0		Effect: "Lifted Spirits", Effect Duration: 12
3486	dull fish scale	0		
3487	rough fish scale	0		
3488	cyan pristine fish scale	0		
3489	small flavorless beefy fish meat	2	decent	Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 5
3490	flavorless glistening fish meat	3	decent	Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 5
3491	stale tumbling slick fish meat	4	decent	Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 5
3492	ruddy fish scimitar of the detective	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Item Drop: +20
3493	frosty Jim Carey's fish stick	0		Monster Level: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +10
3494	up-at-dawn fish bazooka of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Adventures: +5
3495	non-vacuum-sealed activated fuchsia mirror sea salt crystal	0		Effect: "Cat-Alyzed", Effect Duration: 23
3496	polarized ghostly bazookafish bubble gum	0		Effect: "Really Deep Breath", Effect Duration: 53
3497	perfectly mixed blinking bottle of Pete's Sake	4	EPIC	
3498	twirling invisible bag	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2011-12"
3499	huge narrow witch hat	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2011-12"
3500	beholed bedsheet	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2011-12"
3501	half-sized stale canapés	2	decent	
3502	dehydrated pulsating thermos of brew	1	good	Last Available: "2011-12"
3503	practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed glass of brandy	1	super ultra mega EPIC	Last Available: "2011-12"
3504	French slippers	0		
3505	skewed rosy-cheeked LWA ring	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30
3506	LARP membership card	0		Last Available: "2008-10"
3507	Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-11", Skill: "Summon Stickers"
3508	jittery Da Vinci's scratch 'n' sniff sword	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Breakable, Last Available: "2008-11"
3509	scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker	0		Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2008-11"
3510	blue scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker	0		Experience: +2, Last Available: "2008-11"
3511	twirling scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker	0		Meat Drop: +25, Last Available: "2008-11"
3512	scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker	0		All Attributes Percent: +10, Last Available: "2008-11"
3513	scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker	0		Spooky Damage: +3, Stench Damage: +3, Hot Damage: +3, Cold Damage: +3, Sleaze Damage: +3, Last Available: "2008-11"
3514	scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Spell Damage: +20, Last Available: "2008-11"
3515	fuchsia wholesome educational ganger bandana	0		Experience: +1, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk"
3516	eel skin	0		
3517	aromatic eelskin hat	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk", Thorns: [env(underwater)]
3518	pulsating huge eelskin pants of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, MP regen", Thorns: [env(underwater)]
3519	sizzling eelskin shield	0		Hot Damage: +10, Thorns: [env(underwater)]
3520	shark tooth	0		
3521	twirling foul-smelling healthy shark tooth necklace	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip
3522	shaking family-friendly wool shark jumper	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +1
3523	colloidal jittery shark cartilage	0		Effect: "Cool Spirit", Effect Duration: 59
3524	polarized eel battery	0		Effect: "Hobo Flavor", Effect Duration: 14
3525	chilled altered temporary teardrop tattoo	0		Effect: "Is This Your Card?", Effect Duration: 50
3526	skewed reassuring scratch 'n' sniff crossbow	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Breakable, Last Available: "2008-11"
3527	twirling mutant rattlesnake egg	0		
3528	mutant fire ant egg	0		
3529	mutant cactus bud	0		
3530	wobbly mutant gila monster egg	0		
3531	yellow rattlesnake enrager	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3532	ant antidepressant	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3533	tumbling cactus monocle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3534	ghostly Jawmaster 2000™	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3535	plans for depleted Grimacite hammer	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite hammer"
3536	blurry plans for depleted Grimacite gravy boat	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite gravy boat"
3537	plans for depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt"
3538	plans for depleted Grimacite grappling hook	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite grappling hook"
3539	tumbling plans for depleted Grimacite ninja mask	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite ninja mask"
3540	plans for depleted Grimacite shinguards	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite shinguards"
3541	plans for depleted Grimacite astrolabe	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite astrolabe"
3542	squat huge forbidden depleted Grimacite hammer	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2011-12"
3543	twirling avaricious depleted Grimacite gravy boat of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2011-12"
3544	shaking inspector's wholesome depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
3545	stanky depleted Grimacite grappling hook of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
3546	bouncing depleted Grimacite ninja mask of the pedagogue of doom	0		Experience: +3, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-12"
3547	Usain Bolt's Jack Frost's depleted Grimacite shinguards	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-12"
3548	mirror jittery bouncing frightening depleted Grimacite astrolabe of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
3549	purple energetic hardened KoL Con Cinco Piñata Bat	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-09"
3550	ghostly electrified propeller beanie	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7"
3551	ghostly Tesla sinister strapping straw hat	0		Muscle: +5, Spell Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy"
3552	rock-hard octopus's spade of Tarzan of the boozehound	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Damage Reduction: 5, Booze Drop: +100
3553	mirror soggy seed packet	0		
3554	glob of slime	0		
3555	moldy huge sea carrot	3	crappy	
3556	gigantic rotten skewed sea cucumber	9	crappy	
3557	yummy sea avocado	3	awesome	
3558	normal green sea lychee	4	good	
3559	rotten diet sea tangelo	1	crappy	
3560	bland ghostly sea honeydew	3	decent	
3561	energized colloidal teal pressurized potion of puissance	0		Effect: "Cancer Rising", Effect Duration: 49
3562	diffused extra-energized wobbly pressurized potion of perspicacity	0		Effect: "Blessing of Charcoatl", Effect Duration: 50
3563	flattened oxidized blurry pressurized potion of pulchritude	0		Effect: "PERL of Great Price", Effect Duration: 42
3564	bad practically non-alcoholic ghostly berry-infused sake	1	decent	
3565	artisanal high-proof citrus-infused sake	10	EPIC	
3566	perfectly mixed melon-infused sake	4	EPIC	
3567	upside-down slab of sponge	0		
3568	blurry zippy Oprah's sponge helmet of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
3569	stanky brawny spongy shield of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Muscle Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +25
3570	shellacked personal trainer's square sponge pants of extreme caution	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Damage Reduction: 7, Monster Level: -25, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xPotato"
3571	flytrap pellet	0		
3572	baby cuddlefish	0		
3573	pulsating tumbling six-armed sweater	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3574	squat tumbling slimy chest	0		
3575	wobbly narrow sand dollar	0		
3576	narrow flytrap bezoar	0		
3577	bezoar ring	0		
3578	candy cornucopia	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3579	ballet slippers	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3580	wriggling flytrap pellet	0		
3581	squat sushi-rolling mat	0		
3582	spoiled ghostly rice	4	crappy	
3584	thick decent irradiated candy cane	5	good	Last Available: "2008-12"
3585	bland gingerbread mutant bugbear	3	decent	Last Available: "2008-12"
3586	mediocre oozenog	4	decent	Last Available: "2008-12"
3587	polarized deionized jittery sugar plum	0		Effect: "Sinuses For Miles", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2008-12"
3588	dry skewed sugar banana	0		Effect: "Empty Inside", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2008-12"
3589	non-warmed narrow huge sugar lime	0		Effect: "Ninja, Please", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2008-12"
3590	quadruple-concentrated red sugar cherry	0		Effect: "Ginger Snapped", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2008-12"
3591	nasty Mer-kin hookspear of horror	0		Stench Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Drops Meat
3592	upside-down Mer-kin takebag	0		Item Drop: +5
3593	cyan Mer-kin thingpouch	0		
3594	Mer-kin killscroll	0		
3595	deionized pulsating Mer-kin fastjuice	0		Effect: "Flambé-a-thon", Effect Duration: 15
3596	imitation crab crate	0		
3597	imitation crab meat	0		
3598	imitation crab zoea	0		
3599	medical-grade dangerous moist sailor's cap of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Weapon Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "stench atk"
3600	gray Usain Bolt's Jack Frost's speargun	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +80
3601	chaotic compass	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10
3602	broken diving helmet	0		
3603	porthole	0		
3604	rivet	0		
3605	huge bubblin' stone	0		
3606	rosewater-soaked forbidden diving helmet of the early riser	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Stench Resistance: +3, Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato"
3607	manspreader's steel-toed slick aerated diving helmet	0		Moxie: +10, Damage Reduction: 9, Monster Level: +10, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato"
3608	mirror live nautical mine	0		
3609	ghostly das boot	0		Familiar Weight: -10, Underwater Familiar, Familiar Effect: "adventure underwater"
3610	imitation whetstone	0		
3611	anodized quadruple-diffused liquefied bouncing shaking sea grease	0		Effect: "Eagle Eyes", Effect Duration: 39
3612	upside-down fuchsia sturdy Crimbo crate	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3613	green wobbly battered Crimbo Crate	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3614	twitching claw	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3615	rigid carapace	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3616	teal pulsing flesh	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3617	quadruple-pressed blue unstable DNA	0		Effect: "La Bamba", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2008-12"
3618	The Spirit of Crimbo	0		Free Pull, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Recite 'The Spirit of Crimbo'", Last Available: "2008-12"
3619	bouncing wriggling tentacle	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3620	mass of wriggling tentacles	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3621	pair of twitching claws	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3622	gnashing teeth	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3623	chitinous pod	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3624	tumbling nippy parasitic claw	0		Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2008-12"
3625	upside-down rosy-cheeked parasitic tentacles	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 5xBarrr, cap 7", Last Available: "2008-12"
3626	brainy parasitic headgnawer	0		Mysticality: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2008-12", Thorns: 1
3627	squat steel-toed parasitic strangleworm	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Last Available: "2008-12"
3628	pair of ragged claws	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3629	maroon burrowgrub hive	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3630	blurry Crimbo crate	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3631	dry nitrogenated narrow gray Gummi-DNA	0		Effect: "Magically Delicious", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2020-09"
3632	radioactive chew toy	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3633	supercharged Da Vinci's elven socks	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2008-12"
3634	prompt elven gloves of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2008-12"
3635	inspector's banded festive holiday hat	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Item Drop: +15, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 7", Last Available: "2008-12"
3636	huge Usain Bolt's Temple Grandin's patent shoes	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2008-12"
3637	perfumed educational gray bow tie	0		Experience: +1, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3638	gray squat occult penguin thesaurus of the overflowing toilet	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2008-12"
3639	stale blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	3	decent	Effect: "Amorphous Cheer", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
3640	seaweed	0		
3641	blinking jamfish jam	0		
3642	dragonfish caviar	0		
3643	wobbly pufferfish spine	0		
3644	lime green Jim Carey's depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	0		Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2007-06"
3645	acceptable canteen of wine	4	good	Last Available: "2008-12"
3646	adequate jumbo elven <i>limbos</i> gingerbread	5	good	Last Available: "2008-12"
3647	shaking elven whittling knife	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3648	magic dragonfish fry	0		
3649	map to Madness Reef	0		
3650	adequate enchanted toast with jam	3	good	Effect: "Liquid Courage", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2008-12"
3651	antlers	0		Familiar Weight: +4, Last Available: "2008-12"
3652	bad elven moonshine	3	decent	Last Available: "2008-12"
3653	bite-sized decent knuckle sandwich	1	good	Last Available: "2008-12", Wiki Name: "knuckle sandwich"
3654	Sinatra's groovy psycho sweater	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience (Moxie): +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3655	fin-bit wax	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3656	shaking scorching plastic Mob Penguin	0		Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2008-12"
3657	yellow nippy plastic mutant elf	0		Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2008-12"
3658	prompt plastic fat stack of cash	0		Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2008-12"
3659	smelly plastic strand of DNA	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2008-12"
3660	clever plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	0		Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2008-12"
3661	container of Putty	0		Last Available: "2009-01"
3662	olive wicked Putty mitre	0		Spell Damage: +5, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-01"
3663	resourceful stiffened Putty leotard	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum MP: +50, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-01"
3664	executive Putty ball	0		Meat Drop: +40, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2009-01"
3665	Putty sheet	0		Last Available: "2009-01"
3666	miser's asbestos-lined shellacked Putty snake	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Hot Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2009-01"
3667	fuchsia Putty monster	0		Last Available: "2009-01"
3668	chaotic glow-in-the-dark wristwatch of the overflowing toilet	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-01", Nonstackable Watch
3669	coward's glow-in-the-dark dart gun	0		Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2009-01"
3670	grievous glow-in-the-dark burrowgrub	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2009-01"
3671	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3672	rotten can of franks 'n' beans	4	crappy	Last Available: "2010-12"
3673	lousy bottle of peppermint schnapps	3	decent	Last Available: "2010-12"
3674	throbbing rage gland	0		Skill: "Vent Rage Gland"
3675	blinking narrow Mer-kin pressureglobe	0		
3676	blurry Mer-kin foodbucket	0		
3677	spinning Samson's diving muff	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Single Equip
3678	smooth weak salinated mint julep	2	awesome	
3679	ink bladder	0		
3680	esca	0		
3681	bubbling tempura batter	0		
3682	globe of Deep Sauce	0		
3683	ghostly twirling map to the Marinara Trench	0		
3684	snack-sized flavorless tempura carrot	2	decent	
3685	miniature decent cyan tempura cucumber	2	good	
3686	yummy half-sized tempura avocado	2	awesome	
3687	yummy twirling sea broccoli	3	awesome	
3688	normal sea cauliflower	3	good	
3689	huge yummy enchanted tempura broccoli	7	awesome	Effect: "The Dinsey Spirit", Effect Duration: 45
3690	bland narrow tempura cauliflower	3	decent	
3691	miniature stale sea blueberry	2	decent	
3692	half-sized adequate mirror sea persimmon	2	good	
3693	diffused colloidal pressurized potion of perception	0		Effect: "You Liver", Effect Duration: 53
3694	electrified shaking pressurized potion of proficiency	0		Effect: "Egg-stra Arm", Effect Duration: 44
3695	twirling Mer-kin digpick of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20
3696	pulsating anemone nematocyst	0		
3697	lime green high-pressure seltzer bottle	0		
3698	velcro ore	0		
3699	gray wobbly teflon ore	0		
3700	vinyl ore	0		
3701	map to Anemone Mine	0		
3702	marine aquamarine	0		
3703	green valve wheel	0		
3704	olive waterlogged bootstraps	0		
3705	careful studded velcro broadsword of Calamity Jane	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Monster Level: -10
3706	scorching chilly velcro paddle ball of the businessman	0		Cold Damage: +5, Hot Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +50
3707	miser's weightlifter's velcro shield of Tarzan	0		Muscle: +15, Experience (Muscle): +3, Meat Drop: +10
3708	beefy velcro boots of the cougar of the scaredy-cat	0		Muscle: +10, Moxie: +20, Monster Level: -15, Single Equip
3709	wobbly resourceful Newton's non-stick pugil stick	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum MP: +50
3710	gray blinking sizzling Annie Oakley's rosy-cheeked teflon spatula	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +10
3711	green executive healthy padded teflon shield	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +40
3712	lightning-fast frosty teflon swim fins of the overflowing toilet	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +40, Single Equip
3713	Socratic 7-inch discus of James Dean	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Experience (Moxie): +3
3714	pulsating up-at-dawn greedy smooth PVC staff	0		Moxie: +15, Meat Drop: +20, Adventures: +5
3715	gravedigger's foul-smelling MacGyver's vinyl shield	0		Maximum MP: +100, Stench Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +10
3716	ribald Rosewater's vinyl boots of the sewer	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip
3717	decaying oar	0		
3718	wobbly fishhook	0		
3719	lantern	0		
3720	bouncing decaying pole	0		
3721	pulsating decaying paddle	0		
3722	tarnished ring	0		
3723	wobbly tarnished rod	0		
3724	brittle plastic handle	0		
3725	foggy glass globe	0		
3726	possessed tomato	0		
3727	Nardz energy beverage	0		
3728	skewed mirror narrow pile of coins	0		
3729	hand grenegg	0		
3730	red caret	0		
3731	resourceful glass gnoll eye	0		Maximum MP: +50
3732	wet warmed double-corrupted tumbling cigar butt	0		Effect: "Nuts about Candy", Effect Duration: 36
3733	family-friendly wizardly manly bloomers	0		Mysticality: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 13"
3734	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	0		
3735	wobbly fat wallet	0		
3736	pulsating scorching therapeutic handwarmer	0		Hot Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
3737	groovy lighter of horror	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25
3738	flavorless packet of beer nuts	3	decent	
3739	jittery Boozehounds Anonymous token	0		
3740	handful of bees	0		
3741	spectral jelly	0		
3742	galvanized skewed tumbling jellyfish gel	0		Effect: "Sugary World View", Effect Duration: 64
3743	unstable quark	0		
3744	blurry software glitch	0		
3745	fumble formula	0		Recipe: "concoction of clumsiness"
3746	fuchsia tumbling vampire pearl	0		
3747	mother's secret recipe	0		Recipe: "white chocolate chip brownies"
3749	Vulcanized electrified concoction of clumsiness	0		Effect: "Updated", Effect Duration: 58
3750	toasty vampire pearl earring	0		Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip
3751	decent diet chocolate chip brownies	1	good	
3753	huge Libram of Love Songs	0		Last Available: "2009-02", Skill: "Summon Love Song"
3754	concentrated twirling love song of vague ambiguity	0		Effect: "Sharpened Sweet Tooth", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2009-02"
3755	triple-enhanced quadruple-anodized love song of smoldering passion	0		Effect: "Putting the Pro in Proletariat", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2009-02"
3756	quantum spinning jittery love song of icy revenge	0		Effect: "Burnt 'n' Turnt", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2009-02"
3757	quantum maroon love song of sugary cuteness	0		Effect: "This Is Where You're a Viking", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2009-02"
3758	adjusted galvanized wobbly love song of disturbing obsession	0		Effect: "Gonna Get You, Sucker", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2009-02"
3759	extra-dry extra-anodized extra-energized love song of naughty innuendo	0		Effect: "Thunderheart", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2009-02"
3760	flattened mirror breath mint	0		Effect: "Super-Electrified", Effect Duration: 13
3761	vampire pearl ring of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Single Equip
3762	vibrating vampire pearl necklace	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Single Equip
3763	practically non-alcoholic lousy blurry slug of vodka	1	decent	
3764	fancy acceptable weak slug of rum	2	good	Effect: "Fastbreaker", Effect Duration: 25
3765	artisanal slug of shochu	4	EPIC	
3766	artisanal weak green screwdiver	2	EPIC	
3767	drinkable dew yoana lei	4	good	
3768	acceptable lychee chuhai	3	good	
3769	watered-down tolerable twirling salacious screwdiver	2	good	
3770	mediocre spinning dew yoana salacious lei	3	decent	
3771	bad high-proof olive salacious lychee chuhai	8	decent	
3772	weak drinkable huge Alewife&trade; Ale	2	good	
3773	narrow seaode	0		
3774	map to the Dive Bar	0		
3775	Mer-kin pinkslip	0		
3776	tumbling auspicious pink pinkslip slip of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Item Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr"
3777	huge lime green extremely unsafe sea salt scrubs of chilblains	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Cold Damage: +25
3778	purple healthy studded brawny amber aviator shades	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Single Equip
3779	Vulcanized wet squat hair of the fish	0		Effect: "Bloody-minded", Effect Duration: 14
3780	stanky dog trainer's slick nurse's hat	0		Moxie: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk"
3781	yellow jittery blank prescription sheet	0		
3782	altered bottle of melodramamine	1		Effect: "Liquid Courage", Effect Duration: 30
3783	powdered bottle of extra-strength melodramamine	1		
3784	paranormal ricotta	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3785	smoking talon	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3786	vampire glitter	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3787	bouncing fuchsia wine-soaked bone chips	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3788	jittery crumbling rat skull	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3789	twitching trigger finger	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3799	Apathargic Bandersnatch	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3800	shaking olive wobbly aquaviolet jub-jub bird	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Familiar Effect: "mys stats"
3801	upside-down narrow crimsilion jub-jub bird	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Frumious Bandersnatch", Familiar Effect: "mus stats"
3802	charpuce jub-jub bird	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Frumious Bandersnatch", Familiar Effect: "mox stats"
3803	up-at-dawn family-friendly hale Mer-kin roundshield	0		Maximum HP: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Adventures: +5
3804	auspicious Mer-kin breastplate of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Item Drop: +10
3805	sinister Mer-kin sneakmask of the storm	0		Spell Damage: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Combat Rate (Underwater): -5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy"
3806	Mer-kin prayerbeads	0		
3807	anodized diffused huge blurry maroon Mer-kin hidepaint	0		Effect: "Boon of She-Who-Was", Effect Duration: 31
3808	Mer-kin trailmap	0		
3809	twirling Mer-kin healscroll	0		
3810	Mer-kin lockkey	0		
3811	yellow Mer-kin stashbox	0		
3812	jumbo stale wobbly chocolate-frosted king cake	5	decent	Last Available: "2009-06"
3813	Van der Graaf plastic baby	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-06"
3815	jittery midget clownfish	0		
3816	half-height unicycle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3817	spoiled spinning sea radish	3	crappy	
3818	red perfumed friendly extremely unsafe halibut	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Weight: +3, Stench Resistance: +5
3819	wobbly eel sauce	0		
3820	sharpshooter's water-polo mitt	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Single Equip
3821	warmed magnetized ghostly syringe	0		Effect: "Weird Vibrations", Effect Duration: 26
3822	teal wand	0		Familiar Effect: "fishy spells", Sporadic Damage Aura: [0.2475*env(underwater)]
3823	electrified quadruple-enhanced squat wad of cotton	0		Effect: "Bureaucratized", Effect Duration: 38
3824	narrow Grandma's Note	0		
3825	blurry Grandma's Fuchsia Yarn	0		
3826	bouncing Grandma's Chartreuse Yarn	0		
3827	plastic oyster egg	0		
3828	Grandma's Map	0		
3829	rotten big huge tempura radish	5	crappy	
3830	narrow water-polo cap of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr"
3831	lousy twirling Typical Tavern swill	3	decent	
3832	perfectly mixed tropical swill	4	EPIC	
3833	smooth fruity girl swill	4	awesome	
3834	artisanal skewed blended swill	3	EPIC	
3835	costume wardrobe	0		Softcore Only
3836	shaking aromatic scandalous Sinatra's Elvish sunglasses	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Sleaze Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +5, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play an Accordion Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Guitar Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Drum Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Flute Solo", Last Available: "2009-04"
3837	wool anniversary safety glass vest	0		Cold Resistance: +1
3838	spinning savvy anniversary burlap belt	0		Mysticality Percent: +20
3839	yellow reassuring anniversary balsa wood socks	0		Spooky Resistance: +1
3840	huge anniversary latex mask	0		Familiar Weight: +1
3841	twirling beefy anniversary pewter cape	0		Muscle: +10
3842	tumbling spinning out-of-tune biwa of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20
3843	dance instructor's dented harmonica	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
3844	pulsating Da Vinci's magic whistle of the scaredy-cat	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Monster Level: -15
3845	plastic blowgun	0		Item Drop: +5
3846	mirror auspicious fireproof Sinatra's jungle drum	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Hot Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +10
3847	Jim Carey's hippy bongo	0		Monster Level: +25
3848	skewed gray Herculean knob bugle	0		Experience (Muscle): +1
3849	blue flame-wreathed scorching 4-dimensional guitar	0		Hot Damage: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +10
3850	beefcake's boxing glove	0		Muscle: +25
3851	foul-smelling nippy beefy boxing glove on a spring	0		Muscle: +10, Cold Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +10
3852	auspicious sage half-sized guitar	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Item Drop: +10
3853	yellow ghostly lightning-fast toasty bass drum	0		Hot Damage: +5, Initiative: +40
3854	green upside-down pixel boomerang of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3
3855	experienced wizardly world's smallest violin of the early riser	0		Mysticality: +25, Experience: +2, Adventures: +7
3856	Herculean stylish ocarina of space of the scaredy-cat	0		Moxie: +25, Experience (Muscle): +1, Monster Level: -15
3857	forbidden a butt tuba	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50
3858	teal crafty bone flute	0		Maximum MP: +10
3859	purple asbestos-lined infernal fife	0		Hot Resistance: +5
3860	teal jittery gravedigger's charming flute	0		Spooky Damage: +10
3861	leaf of grass	0		
3862	ghostly grass whistle of the scaredy-cat of the detective	0		Monster Level: -15, Item Drop: +20
3863	mirror wobbly foul-smelling careful plastic guitar	0		Monster Level: -10, Stench Damage: +10
3864	lime green finger cymbals of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25
3865	medical-grade kettle drum of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
3866	blue Lo Pan's smooth double-barreled sling	0		Moxie: +15, Spell Critical Percent: +30
3867	double-paned smartaleck's magilaser blastercannon	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Cold Resistance: +5
3868	skewed energetic hanky&#363; of courage	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Spooky Resistance: +3, Wiki Name: "frigid hankyu"
3869	upside-down rosewater-soaked MacGyver's ultimate ultimate frisbee	0		Maximum MP: +100, Stench Resistance: +3
3870	stolen office supplies	0		
3871	energetic shellacked office-supply crossbow	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum MP Percent: +20
3872	vibrating pocket theremin	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10
3873	tumbling dog trainer's experienced rave whistle	0		Experience: +2, Experience (familiar): +1, Raveosity: +1
3874	wobbly hellseal hide	0		
3875	shredded hellseal hide	0		
3876	hellseal brain	0		
3877	huge narrow burst hellseal brain	0		
3878	green hellseal sinew	0		
3879	wobbly torn hellseal sinew	0		
3880	squat wobbly hellseal disguise	0		
3881	twirling greedy fouet de tortue-dressage of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Meat Drop: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Apprivoisez la tortue"
3882	encoded cult documents	0		
3883	cult memo	0		
3884	decoded cult documents	0		Skill: "Bind Spaghetti Elemental"
3885	colloidal vial of slime	0		Effect: "Space Tripping", Effect Duration: 54
3886	extra-activated chilled tumbling bouncing vial of slime	0		Effect: "Danish Cunning", Effect Duration: 22
3887	deionized vial of slime	0		Effect: "Peppermint Bite", Effect Duration: 11
3888	dry alkaline vial of slime	0		Effect: "Happy Trails", Effect Duration: 54
3889	extra-dry corrupted pulsating vial of slime	0		Effect: "Dreadful Sheen", Effect Duration: 57
3890	altered pulsating vial of violet slime	0		Effect: "Can't Be a Chooser", Effect Duration: 26
3891	non-unsweetened vial of vermilion slime	0		Effect: "Cautious Prowl", Effect Duration: 22
3892	moist flattened enhanced ghostly vial of amber slime	0		Effect: "Amorphous Cheer", Effect Duration: 32
3893	activated unsweetened wobbly vial of chartreuse slime	0		Effect: "A Few Extra Pounds", Effect Duration: 38
3894	super-ionized cold-filtered shaking vial of teal slime	0		Effect: "Well-preserved", Effect Duration: 33
3895	concentrated ionized tarnished twirling vial of indigo slime	0		Effect: "Frisky Spirit", Effect Duration: 19
3896	diffused diffused vial of slime	0		Effect: "You Liver", Effect Duration: 34
3897	wet ionized vial of brown slime	0		Effect: "Walberg's Dim Bulb", Effect Duration: 55
3898	bottle of G&uuml;-Gone	0		
3901	narrow pulsating seal-blubber candle	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3902	pulsating figurine of a wretched-looking seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3903	figurine of a baby seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3904	fuchsia figurine of an armored seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3905	figurine of an seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3906	figurine of a sleek seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3907	figurine of a shadowy seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3908	figurine of a stinking seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3909	figurine of a charred seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3910	narrow figurine of a seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3911	figurine of a slippery seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3912	imbued seal-blubber candle	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3913	perfectly mixed watered-down blended swill with a fly in it	2	EPIC	
3914	olive turtle wax	0		
3915	personal trainer's turtle wax shield	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
3916	hale turtle wax helmet	0		Maximum HP: +20, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 0.5xFairy, cap 10"
3917	bouncing maroon hardened turtle wax greaves	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 10"
3918	blue chilly meat shield	0		Cold Damage: +5
3919	turtlemail bits	0		
3920	nasty clever turtlemail coif	0		Maximum MP: +20, Stench Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 20"
3921	upside-down Usain Bolt's turtlemail breeches of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 1.5xFairy, cap 20"
3922	olive avaricious turtlemail hauberk of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Meat Drop: +30
3923	hedgeturtle	0		
3924	rosewater-soaked spiky turtle helmet of the glutton	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 32"
3925	spiky turtle shoulderpads of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Single Equip, Thorns: 2
3926	personal trainer's Socratic spiky turtle shield	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
3927	mirror turtling rod	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer"
3928	syncopated turtle	0		
3929	mirror grinning turtle	0		
3930	warmed anodized tainted seal's blood	0		Effect: "Intimidating Mien", Effect Duration: 65
3931	healthy baleful severed flipper	0		Spell Damage: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3932	bouncing ingot of seal-iron	0		
3933	chaotic hardy bad-ass club	0		Maximum HP: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3934	fuchsia sealbone	0		
3935	concentrated boiled shaking hyperinflated seal lung	0		Effect: "Got Your Boots On", Effect Duration: 33
3936	vacuum-sealed shaking scrap of shadow	0		Effect: "Radiated and Grodiated", Effect Duration: 48
3937	dry huge fustulent seal grulch	0		Effect: "Crud&eacute;", Effect Duration: 67
3938	blinking veiny club of corruption	0		Maximum HP: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3939	beefcake's corrupt club of corruption	0		Muscle: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3940	Usain Bolt's corrupt club of corrupt corruption	0		Initiative: +80, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3941	dog trainer's supercharged evil-ass club of Flo-Jo	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Experience (familiar): +1, Initiative: +100, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3942	olive deadly Socratic nasty-ass club of horror	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Weapon Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3943	smelly infernal toilet brush of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3944	blue censurious dance instructor's shadowy seal eye	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3945	oyster egg balloon of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50
3946	narrow Clan VIP Lounge invitation	0		Free Pull
3947	upside-down Clan VIP Lounge key	0		Free Pull
3948	Meat	0		
3949	olive treasure chest	0		
3950	blurry key	0		
3951	mirror Baron von Ratsworth	0		
3952	ghostly monocle	0		
3953	mink	0		
3954	mirror teddy butler	0		
3955	martini	0		
3956	crazy bastard sword	0		
3957	yellow tin of caviar	0		
3958	bouncing manspreader's bejeweled cufflinks	0		Monster Level: +10, Single Equip
3959	shaking blue knitted garish pinky ring	0		Cold Resistance: +3
3960	designer sunglasses of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip
3961	Tesla rosy-cheeked opera glasses	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
3962	tumbling designer handbag	0		
3963	Clan pool table	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-05"
3964	pulsating pulsating cell phone	0		Familiar Weight: +10
3965	denatured vacuum-sealed cube of billiard chalk	0		Effect: "Flimsy Shield of the Pastalord", Effect Duration: 21
3966	twirling blue pulsating rosewater-soaked chilly hale hot-ass club	0		Maximum HP: +20, Cold Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +3, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3967	frigid-ass club of the dark arts of chilblains of the boozehound	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Cold Damage: +25, Booze Drop: +100, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3968	spinning shaking mansplainer's hale creepy-ass club of temperance	0		Maximum HP: +20, Monster Level: +15, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3969	vacuum-sealed yellow sizzling seal fat	0		Effect: "Spooky Flavor", Effect Duration: 36
3970	gravedigger's dog trainer's Abyssal ember	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Spooky Damage: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3971	dry mirror fuchsia frost-rimed seal hide	0		Effect: "Space Cowboy", Effect Duration: 29
3972	jittery groovy seal spine of the pedagogue	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience: +3, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3973	improved seal lube	0		Effect: "Hyperoffended", Effect Duration: 42
3974	scorching mannequin leg of mayonnaise	0		Hot Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3975	scandalous padded tortoise of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Sleaze Damage: +5
3976	Lo Pan's tortoboggan of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Single Equip
3977	huge painted turtle	0		
3978	flame-retardant rock-hard painted shield	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Hot Resistance: +1
3979	sleeping wereturtle	0		
3980	shell	0		
3981	torquoise	0		
3982	wool supercool torquoise ring	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip
3983	skewed dueling turtle	0		
3984	double-paned forbidden dueling banjo	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Cold Resistance: +5
3985	gray soup turtle	0		
3986	blurry maroon samurai turtle	0		
3987	red lion tamer's samurai turtle helmet of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Experience (familiar): +2, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 6"
3988	turtle shell	0		
3989	gray turtle shell powder	0		
3990	MacGyver's turtle shell helmet	0		Maximum MP: +100, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 8"
3991	slime-soaked hypophysis	0		Skill: "Slimy Sinews"
3992	shaking slime-soaked brain	0		Skill: "Slimy Synapses"
3993	slime-soaked sweat gland	0		Skill: "Slimy Shoulders"
3994	security blankie	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3995	bundle of chamoix	0		
3996	boxcar turtle	0		
3997	dolphin whistle	0		
3998	metrognome	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3999	huge infant sandworm	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4000	string of dingle balls	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
4001	diluted agua de vida	1	decent	Last Available: "2009-06"
4002	sizzling curative tortoboggan shield	0		Hot Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
4003	huge bottle of moontan lotion	0		
4004	Sherlock's soup-chucks	0		Item Drop: +25
4005	warmed ballast turtle	0		Effect: "Pumped Up", Effect Duration: 21
4006	gray memory of some amino acids	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4007	spinning blurry maroon memory of a C	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4008	narrow memory of an A	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4009	red memory of a G	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4010	memory of a T	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4011	memory of a CA base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4012	shaking memory of a CG base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4013	memory of a CT base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4014	memory of an AG base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4015	memory of an AT base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4016	memory of a GT base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4017	pulsating squirming Slime larva	0		
4018	educational greaves	0		Experience: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 37"
4019	skewed undissolvable contact lenses	0		
4020	red twirling sizzling strapping piece of rebar	0		Muscle: +5, Hot Damage: +10
4021	upside-down aromatic curative shovel of the cheetah	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Initiative: +60, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
4022	green sizzling manspreader's smartaleck's necklace	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Monster Level: +10, Hot Damage: +10
4023	flame-wreathed rosy-cheeked speargun of bravery	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5
4024	squat compass of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +5
4025	teal nippy friendly Rosewater's helmet	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Familiar Weight: +3, Cold Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy"
4026	curative stiffened savvy lantern	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Damage Reduction: 1, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
4027	blurry sizzling healthy greaves of the overflowing toilet	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 0.5xBarrr"
4028	weightlifter's club of the cougar of bravery	0		Muscle: +15, Moxie: +20, Spooky Resistance: +5
4029	memory of a grappling hook	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4030	yellow memory of a small stone block	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4031	memory of a stone block	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4032	memory of half a stone circle	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4033	memory of a stone half-circle	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4034	memory of an iron key	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4035	wobbly memory of a crystal	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4036	caustic slime nodule	0		
4037	delicious wobbly slimy sweetbreads	3	awesome	
4038	bad slimy fermented bile bladder	3	decent	
4039	modified pulsating slimy alveolus	1		
4040	memory of a cultist's robe	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-06"
4041	shaking friendly baleful pig-iron helm	0		Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Weight: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 22", Last Available: "2009-06"
4042	ruddy brawny pig-iron shinguards	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 1.5xFairy, cap 22", Last Available: "2009-06"
4043	tumbling careful pig-iron bracers of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Monster Level: -10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-06"
4044	tumbling wumpus hair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4045	wumpus-hair bolo	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4046	wumpus-hair net	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4047	squat wumpus-hair whip of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2009-06"
4048	wobbly scandalous hale brainy wumpus-hair wig	0		Mysticality: +5, Maximum HP: +20, Sleaze Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-06"
4049	gravedigger's Oprah's wumpus-hair loincloth of the sweet-tooth	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Spooky Damage: +10, Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 5", Last Available: "2009-06"
4050	MacGyver's wumpus-hair sweater of the businessman	0		Maximum MP: +100, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2009-06"
4051	stanky ring of teleportation	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
4052	skewed glass of baboon milk	1	good	Last Available: "2009-06"
4053	yellow banana milkshake	1	crappy	Last Available: "2009-06"
4054	delicious blinking White Hyborian	3	awesome	Last Available: "2009-06"
4055	Rosewater's goblin hunting spear	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Last Available: "2009-06"
4056	gray wholesome occult goblin autoblowgun	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2009-06"
4057	Temple Grandin's tribal beads	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2009-06"
4058	horrifying Da Vinci's stone fist	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2009-06"
4059	squat blue medical-grade stone head	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2009-06"
4060	Indigo Party Invitation	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4061	Violet Hunt Invitation	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4062	Blue Milk Club Card	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4063	Mecha Mayhem Club Card	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4064	'Smuggler Shot First' Button	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4065	twirling huge Spacefleet Communicator Badge	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4066	Ruby Rod	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4067	essence of heat	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4068	essence of kink	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4069	pulsating essence of	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4070	shaking essence of stench	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4071	essence of fright	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4072	shaking essence of	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4073	Supreme Being Glossary	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4074	multi-pass	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4075	cyan flame-wreathed clever villainous scythe	0		Maximum MP: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Slime Hates It: +2
4076	squat chaotic shellacked baneful bandolier	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Slime Hates It: +1
4077	zippy educational diabolical crossbow	0		Experience: +1, Initiative: +20, Slime Hates It: +1
4078	shaking gravedigger's studded malevolent medallion	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Spooky Damage: +10, Slime Hates It: +1, Single Equip
4079	spinning grievous savvy corrosive cowl	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Slime Hates It: +1, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 0.5xFairy"
4080	frightening grisly shield of the boozehound	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Booze Drop: +100, Slime Hates It: +1
4081	horrifying Herculean corroded breeches	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Spooky Damage: +25, Slime Hates It: +1, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato"
4082	green crafty dance instructor's pernicious cudgel	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum MP: +10, Slime Hates It: +1
4083	bland red cupcake-in-a-cup	3	decent	Last Available: "2009-06"
4084	pool of liquid	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4085	tasty diet cyan skewed protein paste	1	awesome	Last Available: "2009-06"
4086	manspreader's smooth cyber-mattock	0		Moxie: +15, Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2009-06"
4087	maroon facehugging alien	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4088	X-37 gun	0		Breakable, Last Available: "2009-06"
4089	magnetized adjusted alkaline blurry neurostim pill	0		Effect: "The Style... of the Future", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2009-06"
4090	electrified quadruple-wet physiostim pill	0		Effect: "Spooky Blur", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2009-06"
4091	slimy cyst	0		
4092	small slimy cyst	0		
4093	medium slimy cyst	0		
4094	ghostly slimy cyst	0		
4095	Samson's peawee marble	0		Experience (Muscle): +5
4096	blurry veiny brown crock marble	0		Maximum HP: +10
4097	nippy China marble	0		Cold Damage: +10
4098	perfumed lemonade marble	0		Stench Resistance: +5
4099	ghostly fuchsia vibrating bumblebee marble	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10
4100	wizardly jet bennie marble	0		Mysticality: +25
4101	inspector's boxer's beige clambroth marble	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Item Drop: +15
4102	deadly steely marble	0		Weapon Damage: +5
4103	toasty thinker's beach ball marble of wisdom	0		Mysticality: 25, Hot Damage: +5
4104	baleful catseye marble	0		Spell Damage: +25
4105	sharpshooter's bumboozer marble	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10
4106	Samson's chamoisole	0		Experience (Muscle): +5
4107	double-oxidized narrow bitter pill	0		Effect: "Rat-Faced", Effect Duration: 22
4108	veiny wicked monstrous monocle	0		Spell Damage: +5, Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4109	squat electrified occult musty moccasins	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4110	maroon Jack Frost's molten medallion of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4111	arcane researcher's weightlifter's brazen bracelet	0		Muscle: +15, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4112	MacGyver's steel-toed bitter bowtie	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4113	pulsating beefcake's bewitching boots	0		Muscle: +25, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4114	secret from the future	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4115	bouncing shaking moist sack	0		
4116	skewed horrifying padded rickety unicycle of the brazier	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip
4117	teal double-paned vibrating crusty hula hoop of the empath	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +5, Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip
4118	zippy asbestos-lined manspreader's Coily&trade;	0		Monster Level: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Initiative: +20
4119	inspector's rock-hard school flying disc of the early riser	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Item Drop: +15, Adventures: +7
4120	padded lawn dart of dire peril of the boozehound	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Damage Absorption: +20, Booze Drop: +100
4121	shaking teal double-paned smelly stylish wagon	0		Moxie: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +5
4122	wad of slimy rags	0		
4123	squat blinking sinister sage crown-shaped beanie of the brazier	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Spell Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol"
4124	gravedigger's Tesla cool hopping socks	0		Moxie: +5, Spooky Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
4125	tumbling Rosewater's poodle skirt of the brute of horror	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Mysticality Percent: +30, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
4126	narrow frightening coward's energetic letterman's jacket	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Monster Level: -20, Spooky Damage: +5
4127	aromatic hardened slime hat of Calamity Jane of the detective	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Stench Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy"
4128	scandalous studded deadly hardened slime pants	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Damage Absorption: +80, Sleaze Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato"
4129	rosy-cheeked boxer's hardened slime belt of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Muscle Percent: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Single Equip
4130	empty agua de vida bottle	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4131	boiled skewed jittery boot plant	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2009-06"
4132	special artisanal teal sham champagne	4	EPIC	Effect: "The Dark Lord Rides in Force Tonight", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2009-06"
4133	pickled blurry narrow bouncing tempura air	0		Effect: "Sugar, Hello", Effect Duration: 24
4134	boiled boiled vacuum-sealed gray shaking pressurized potion of pneumaticity	0		Effect: "Good Motivator", Effect Duration: 28
4135	moveable feast	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2009-11", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.35
4136	upside-down frightening personal trainer's Bag o' Tricks of James Dean of Leguizamo	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Monster Level: +20, Spooky Damage: +5, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Open the Bag o' Tricks", Last Available: "2009-07"
4137	gray slime stack	0		
4138	a rumpled paper strip	0		
4139	a creased paper strip	0		
4140	a folded paper strip	0		
4141	fuchsia a crinkled paper strip	0		
4142	a crumpled paper strip	0		
4143	blinking a ragged paper strip	0		
4144	a ripped paper strip	0		
4145	smooth funny paper hat	0		Moxie: +15, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 2"
4146	nitrogenated modified sand	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Pervy Noodles", Effect Duration: 47
4147	greasy stanky charged magnet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2009-09"
4148	stone sphere	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-09"
4149	quadroculars	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-09"
4150	gray lint	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4151	deionized vacuum-sealed fuchsia dubious peppermint	0		Effect: "Full of Wist", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2020-09"
4152	diffused double-altered quadruple-oxidized Elvish delight	0		Effect: "The Power of Positive Thinking", Effect Duration: 63
4153	rockfish stomach	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4154	live lobster	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4155	wok lobster	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4156	olive pebbles	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4157	narrow gravel	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4158	rock	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4159	rock lobster	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4160	triple-distilled hand-crafted mirror pebblebr&auml;u	7	EPIC	Last Available: "2009-09"
4161	spoiled gigantic rocky road ice cream	10	crappy	Last Available: "2009-09"
4162	pulsating jittery extra-strength rubber bands	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4163	alkaline huge pulsating children of the candy corn	0		Effect: "Slimy Hands", Effect Duration: 27
4164	modified olive Good 'n' Slimy	0		Effect: "Spirit Bubble", Effect Duration: 29
4165	asbestos-lined flame-wreathed dance instructor's Staff of the Soupbone	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +5
4166	Jim Carey's Voluminous Radio Pants	0		Monster Level: +25, Familiar Effect: "2xGhoul, cap 37"
4167	teal bouncing censurious Voluminous Radio Hat	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul, cap 37"
4168	Voluminous Radio Sneakers	0		Item Drop: +5, Single Equip
4169	4-d camera	0		
4170	shaking 4-d camera	0		
4171	blinking crystallized memory	0		
4172	aromatic rock helmet	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xGhuol, cap 25"
4173	huge toasty rock pants	0		Hot Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 25"
4174	ruddy rock necklace	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Single Equip
4175	upside-down spaghetti cult robe	0		
4176	upside-down sugar sheet	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4177	Tome of Sugar Shummoning	0		Free Pull, Skill: "Summon Sugar Sheets"
4178	beefcake's sugar shotgun	0		Muscle: +25, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4179	tumbling Socratic sugar shillelagh	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4180	blue sugar shank of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4181	dog trainer's mansplainer's sugar chapeau of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Monster Level: +15, Experience (familiar): +1, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xVolley, 2xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-09"
4182	green smooth sugar shorts	0		Moxie: +15, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-09"
4183	sugar shield	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4184	slime convention swag bag	0		
4185	jittery slime convention flyers	0		
4186	slime convention coupons	0		
4187	censurious slime convention pin	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3
4188	ghostly slime convention t-shirt	0		
4189	tumbling tumbling inverse geode	0		
4190	tumbling control crystal	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4191	executive sugar shirt	0		Meat Drop: +40, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4192	twirling sugar shard	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4193	spinning Fonzie's rave visor	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1.5xPotato, cap 37", Raveosity: +2
4194	auspicious baggy rave pants	0		Item Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 37", Raveosity: +2
4195	Temple Grandin's pacifier necklace	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Single Equip, Raveosity: +2
4196	sea cowbell	0		
4197	sea	0		
4198	sea lasso	0		
4199	huge nippy arcane researcher's sea cowboy hat of vim and vigor	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Cold Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xLep"
4200	mirror grouper fangirl	0		
4201	gill rings	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4202	spinning urchin roe	0		
4203	jittery pet anemone	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4204	Mer-kin cheatsheet	0		
4205	pulsating Mer-kin wordquiz	0		
4206	auspicious brand new key of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +10
4207	rosy-cheeked dorsal fin	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30
4208	green bouncing skate skates	0		
4209	skate skin	0		
4210	green roller skate decoy	0		
4211	mermaid's purse	0		
4212	underwater slingshot	0		
4213	blue manspreader's weightlifter's skate blade	0		Muscle: +15, Monster Level: +10
4214	spangly unitard	0		
4215	frosty collapsible baton of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +10
4216	purple groupie lipstick	0		
4217	purple groupie bra	0		
4218	oxidized frozen groupie spangles	0		Effect: "Big Ol' Glass of Rum", Effect Duration: 57
4219	Usain Bolt's supercharged skate board	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Initiative: +80
4220	green S.A.V.E. flyer	0		
4221	MacGyver's yield shield	0		Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2009-09"
4222	map to the Skate Park	0		
4223	huge bouncing squamous polyp	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4224	unspeakable lozenges	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-10"
4225	roller skate doll	0		
4226	Star of Bravery of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Single Equip
4227	hungover chauvinist pig	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-10"
4228	shaking perfectly ordinary frog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-10"
4229	mirror amphibious tophat	0		Equips On: "Dancing Frog", Familiar Effect: "adventure underwater"
4230	bottle of Cochon Noir	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4231	ice skate decoy	0		
4232	ice skate doll	0		
4233	hacienda key	0		
4234	maroon nippy pat&eacute; knife	0		Cold Damage: +10
4235	salt-shaker	0		
4236	squat can of sterno	0		
4237	sharpshooter's cheese-slicer	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10
4238	half-sized rotten ghostly squat beef jerky	2	crappy	
4239	squat maroon dance instructor's pipe wrench	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
4240	ionized alkaline blue gun cleaning kit	0		Effect: "Motion", Effect Duration: 11
4241	sizzling sleep mask	0		Hot Damage: +10, Blind, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 37"
4242	bouncing Lo Pan's sock garters	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Single Equip
4243	cold-filtered mariachi toothpaste	0		Effect: "Squatting and Thrusting", Effect Duration: 23
4244	leather-bound tome of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25
4245	bookmark	0		
4246	prompt ivory cue ball	0		Adventures: +3
4247	mediocre decanter of fine Scotch	3	decent	
4248	twisted expensive cigar	1		
4249	tophat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4250	skewed fisherman's sack	0		
4251	fish-oil smoke bomb	0		
4252	dry altered blurry vial of squid ink	0		Effect: "Toast Tea", Effect Duration: 24
4253	vacuum-sealed anodized liquefied jittery potion of speed	0		Effect: "Truly Gritty", Effect Duration: 68
4254	bark	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4255	tumbling Wolfman Nardz	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4256	aerosolized aerosolized sap	0		Effect: "items.enh", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2009-10"
4257	blurry petrified wood	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4258	miniature yummy chocolate-covered scarab beetle	2	awesome	Last Available: "2009-10"
4259	bad mulled cider	3	decent	Last Available: "2009-10"
4260	jittery wolfman mask	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-10"
4261	pumpkinhead mask	0		Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-10"
4262	squat mummy costume	0		Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-10"
4263	olive jittery Ax of L'rose	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4264	shellacked bark boxers	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xVolley, cap 10", Last Available: "2009-10"
4265	twirling wholesome bark beret	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 2.5xLep, cap 10", Last Available: "2009-10"
4266	narrow huge Jack Frost's bark bracelet	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
4267	knitted foul-smelling Krakrox's Loincloth	0		Stench Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 31"
4268	fortified dangerous Galapagosian Cuisses	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Damage Absorption: +60, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, MP regen, cap 31"
4269	crafty stylish Angelhair Culottes	0		Moxie: +25, Maximum MP: +10, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, 2xGhoul, cap 31"
4270	Newman's Own Trousers of courage of the detective	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +20, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xPotato, cap 31"
4271	electrified forbidden Volartta's bellbottoms	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1.5xFairy, cap 31"
4272	red ribald lion tamer's Lederhosen of the Night	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Sleaze Damage: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xGhuol, cap 31"
4273	warmed modified ribbon candy	0		Effect: "Fishily Speeding", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2020-09"
4274	lime green Underworld acorn	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-10"
4275	Underworld trunk	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4276	knitted deadly Underworld truncheon of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Weapon Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2009-10"
4277	ruddy educational Staff of the Woodfire of James Dean	0		Experience: +1, Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2009-10"
4278	nasty healthy dance instructor's Underworld flail	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2009-10"
4279	narrow Mer-kin cancerstick	0		
4280	blurry Mer-kin sawdust	0		
4281	blinking weightlifter's Mer-kin bunwig of the cheetah	0		Muscle: +15, Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley"
4282	double-paned scorching coward's crappy Mer-kin mask	0		Monster Level: -20, Hot Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +5, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xBarrr"
4283	flame-retardant crappy Mer-kin tailpiece of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Hot Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy"
4284	scorching Mer-kin gladiator mask of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Hot Damage: +25, Item Drop: +5, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr"
4285	scandalous sizzling wizardly Mer-kin scholar mask	0		Mysticality: +25, Hot Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "cold atk"
4286	twirling scorching sinister Fonzie's Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Spell Damage: +10, Hot Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy"
4287	blinking auspicious sinister Fonzie's Mer-kin scholar tailpiece	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xFairy"
4288	tumbling double-paned energetic Mer-kin headguard of incineration	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk"
4289	Mer-kin waistrope of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3
4290	mirror aromatic experienced Mer-kin facecowl of the early riser	0		Experience: +2, Stench Resistance: +1, Adventures: +7
4291	huge beefy Mer-kin thighguard	0		Muscle: +10
4292	blurry toasty arcane researcher's Mer-kin dodgeball of Flo-Jo	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Hot Damage: +5, Initiative: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ball Bust", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ball Sweat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ball Sack"
4293	shellacked dangerous dance instructor's Mer-kin dragnet	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Weapon Damage: +10, Damage Reduction: 7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Net Gain", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Net Loss", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Net Neutrality"
4294	knitted therapeutic Mer-kin switchblade of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Cold Resistance: +3, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blade Sling", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blade Roller", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blade Runner"
4295	crystal orb of spirit wrangling	0		
4296	ghostly depleted uranium seal figurine	0		
4297	rosewater-soaked toasty savvy Ass-Stompers of Violence	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Stomp Ass"
4298	mirror Jeselnik's friendly MacGyver's Brand of Violence	0		Maximum MP: +100, Familiar Weight: +3, Sleaze Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Brand"
4299	up-at-dawn inspector's Jeselnik's Novelty Belt Buckle of Violence	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Item Drop: +15, Adventures: +5, Single Equip
4300	padded grievous Lens of Violence of the dark arts	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Damage Absorption: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Violent Gaze", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr"
4301	Jim Carey's Samson's Pigsticker of Violence of the cheetah	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Monster Level: +25, Initiative: +60
4302	Tesla Jodhpurs of Violence of wisdom of Flo-Jo	0		Mysticality: +15, Initiative: +100, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Mosh", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato"
4303	mirror gravedigger's Newton's Cold Stone of Hatred of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Spooky Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Chilling Grip"
4304	banded strapping Girdle of Hatred of wisdom	0		Muscle: +5, Mysticality: +15, Damage Absorption: +100, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tighten Girdle"
4305	skewed wholesome steel-toed Fonzie's Staff of Simmering Hatred	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum HP Percent: +10
4306	scorching sharpshooter's Pantaloons of Hatred of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "[7156]Static Shock", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xVolley"
4307	therapeutic Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred of the ox of Gandalf	0		Muscle: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +20, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
4308	foul-smelling Lens of Hatred of the ox of the cheetah	0		Muscle: +20, Stench Damage: +10, Initiative: +60, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Hateful Gaze", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xBarrr"
4309	narrow inspector's sinister Samson's Treads of Loathing	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip, Cloathing
4310	blinking Scepter of Loathing of the sewer of courage of Flo-Jo	0		Stench Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +3, Initiative: +100, Cloathing
4311	maroon auspicious Belt of Loathing of the bloodbag of the overflowing toilet	0		Maximum HP: +100, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip, Cloathing
4312	miser's cool Goggles of Loathing of temperance	0		Moxie: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +10, Cloathing, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 1.5xBarrr"
4313	green frightening stiffened Rosewater's Stick-Knife of Loathing	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Damage Reduction: 1, Spooky Damage: +5, Cloathing
4314	zippy reassuring Jeans of Loathing of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Spooky Resistance: +1, Initiative: +20, Cloathing, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
4315	Da Vinci's Annual Ascot	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5
4316	frightening Sledgehammer of the V&aelig;lkyr of the wise owl of the empath	0		Mysticality: +20, Familiar Weight: +5, Spooky Damage: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bashing Slam Smash"
4317	bouncing Sherlock's knitted Flail of the Seven Aspects of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +25, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Turtle of Seven Tails"
4318	greedy Sinatra's sage Wrath of the Capsaician Pastalords	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience (Moxie): +5, Meat Drop: +20, Class: "Pastamancer", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Noodles of Fire"
4319	wobbly bouncing Jack Frost's therapeutic Windsor Pan of the Source of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Cold Spell Damage: +50, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Class: "Sauceror", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Saucemageddon"
4320	gray Jack Frost's Tesla Seeger's Unstoppable Banjo of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Cold Spell Damage: +50, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Class: "Disco Bandit", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Funk Bluegrass Fusion"
4321	family-friendly studded baleful The Trickster's Trikitixa of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Spell Damage: +25, Damage Absorption: +80, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Extreme High Note"
4322	wobbly Jeselnik's Jack Frost's deadly Claw of the Infernal Seal	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Damage: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip
4323	miser's Garter of the Turtle Poacher of the brute of the sewer	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Single Equip
4324	blue Lo Pan's therapeutic Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip
4325	rosy-cheeked steel-toed Socratic Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Class: "Sauceror", Single Equip
4326	upside-down perfumed dog trainer's resourceful Bling of the New Wave	0		Maximum MP: +50, Experience (familiar): +1, Stench Resistance: +5, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip, Extra Pickpocket
4327	twirling asbestos-lined Annie Oakley's brainy La Hebilla del Cintur&oacute;n de Lopez	0		Mysticality: +5, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Hot Resistance: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Single Equip
4328	shaking suspicious stocking	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-12"
4329	bag of many confections	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4330	tasty snack-sized candy kneecapping stick	2	awesome	Last Available: "2009-12"
4331	tiny tasty maroon ghostly licorice garrote	1	awesome	Last Available: "2009-12"
4332	blinking skewed smartaleck's candy knuckles	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Last Available: "2009-12"
4333	adequate huge jawbruiser	3	good	Last Available: "2010-12"
4334	irradiated chocolate car	0		Effect: "Thanksgot", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2009-12"
4335	plastic 11 Dealer of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2009-12"
4336	pulsating arcane researcher's plastic Crimbo Casino	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Last Available: "2009-12"
4337	plastic stocking mimic of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2009-12"
4338	plastic Don Crimbo of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2009-12"
4339	Sinatra's plastic Crimbomination	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4340	ionized corrupted Piddles	0		Effect: "Pwnd", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2009-12"
4341	anodized altered upside-down BitterSweetTarts	0		Effect: "Sappy Blood", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2009-12"
4342	super-Vulcanized non-improved activated Polka Pop	0		Effect: "Took Eleven", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2009-12"
4343	green Crimbuck	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4344	shaking purple Crimbo wreath	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4345	blinking string of Crimbo lights	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4346	plastic Crimbo reindeer	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4347	gingerbread house	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4348	blinking leftover Crimbo rations	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4349	snow hat of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2009-12"
4350	squat mansplainer's snow pants	0		Monster Level: +15, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2009-12"
4351	snow belly of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-12"
4352	jittery pile of loose snow	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4353	Crimbough	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4354	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	0		Skill: "Holiday Weight Gain", Last Available: "2009-12"
4355	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	0		Skill: "Jingle Bells", Last Available: "2009-12"
4356	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	0		Skill: "Candyblast", Last Available: "2009-12"
4357	skewed A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	0		Skill: "Surge of Icing", Last Available: "2009-12"
4358	upside-down squat A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	0		Skill: "Stealth Mistletoe", Last Available: "2009-12"
4359	tumbling A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	0		Skill: "Cringle's Curative Carol", Last Available: "2009-12"
4360	adequate low-calorie expired can of franks 'n' beans	1	good	Last Available: "2009-12"
4361	special hand-crafted expired bottle of peppermint schnapps	3	EPIC	Effect: "Berry Berry Cold", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2009-12"
4362	snow halo	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4363	tumbling elf resistance button	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4364	cold-filtered polarized red elven suicide capsule	0		Effect: "Remaining Alive", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2009-12"
4365	stale penguin focaccia bread	3	decent	Last Available: "2009-12"
4366	lousy irresponsibly strong ghostly herringcello	6	decent	Last Available: "2009-12"
4367	weak drinkable elven cellocello	2	good	Last Available: "2009-12"
4368	wrench handle	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4369	handful of headless bolts	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4370	bottle of agitprop ink	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4371	ghostly shaking handful of wires	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4372	shaking chunk of cement	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4373	grappling hook	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4374	blinking elf ear	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4375	spiraling shape	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4376	Crimbomination Contraption	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4377	dangerous throwing wrench	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Last Available: "2009-12"
4378	pair of bolt cutters of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2009-12"
4379	narrow poison pen of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2009-12"
4380	lime green Fonzie's speed limit shield	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Last Available: "2009-12"
4381	frightening beefy live wire	0		Muscle: +10, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4382	tumbling toasty personal trainer's misfit dolly	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4383	gravedigger's supercharged misfit hobby horse	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2009-12"
4384	Rosewater's misfit teddy bear of the blizzard	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2009-12"
4385	perfumed Lo Pan's pocketwatch on a chain	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4386	foul-smelling Fonzie's cement sandals	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-12"
4387	inspector's hardened night-vision goggles	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-12"
4388	passable elf mask	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-12"
4389	frosty peanut brittle shield	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2009-12"
4390	energetic Red Rover BB gun of the glutton	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2009-12"
4391	shaking careful red-and-green sweater	0		Monster Level: -10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "[7094]Static Shock", Last Available: "2009-12"
4392	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	0		Skill: "Summon Crimbo Candy", Last Available: "2009-12"
4393	polymerized wobbly Crimbo peppermint bark	0		Effect: "Heart of Green", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2009-12"
4394	adjusted spinning Crimbo fudge	0		Effect: "Memory of Smarts", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2009-12"
4395	boiled Crimbo pecan	0		Effect: "Big Punkin'", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2009-12"
4396	Jack-in-the-box	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4397	huge crank handle	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4398	cheese ball	0		Last Available: "2010-01"
4399	fireproof cheese sword	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4400	careful cheese diaper	0		Monster Level: -10, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4401	smartaleck's cheese wheel	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4402	ruddy cheese eye	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Give Your Opponent the Stinkeye", Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4403	tumbling miser's hale Staff of Queso Escusado of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Maximum HP: +20, Meat Drop: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4405	foreign box	0		
4406	The Art of Slapfighting	0		Class: "Seal Clubber", Skill: "Iron Palm Technique", Last Available: "2010-06"
4407	Uncle Romulus	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer", Skill: "Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin", Last Available: "2010-03"
4408	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Skill: "Stringozzi Serpent", Last Available: "2010-04"
4409	squat Zu Mannk&auml;se Dienen	0		Class: "Sauceror", Skill: "K&auml;seso&szlig;esturm", Last Available: "2010-01"
4410	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	0		Class: "Disco Bandit", Skill: "Kung Fu Hustler", Last Available: "2011-01"
4411	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	0		Class: "Accordion Thief", Skill: "Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration", Last Available: "2010-02"
4412	small special bland quantum taco	0	???	Effect: "Poker Faced", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2010-10"
4413	tolerable Schr&ouml;dinger's thermos	0	???	Last Available: "2010-04"
4414	pulsating colorful plastic ball	0		Last Available: "2010-01"
4415	twirling prompt sealhide hood	0		Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 40"
4416	pulsating razor-sharp sealhide leggings	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 40"
4417	groovy sealhide cloak	0		Moxie Percent: +10
4418	prompt sealhide buckler	0		Adventures: +3
4419	ruddy sealhide whip	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40
4420	aromatic sealhide moccasins	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip
4421	lightning-fast sealhide gloves	0		Initiative: +40
4422	sealhide belt of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50
4423	ghostly sealhide snare	0		
4424	puzzling trophy	0		
4425	nitrogenated sealhide seal doll	0		Effect: "Total Protonic Reversal", Effect Duration: 53
4426	skewed hymnal	0		Skill: "Canticle of Carboloading"
4428	glowstick on a string of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Raveosity: +1
4429	Oprah's candy necklace	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Single Equip, Raveosity: +1
4430	teal teddybear backpack of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Raveosity: +1
4431	NPZR chemistry set	0		Last Available: "2011-08"
4432	corrupted invisibility potion	0		Effect: "Moon'd", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2011-08"
4433	boiled irresistibility potion	0		Effect: "Rosewater Mark", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2011-08"
4434	warmed blinking irritability potion	0		Effect: "The Smile of Mr. A.", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2011-08"
4436	cube	0		Last Available: "2011-02"
4438	narrow hellseal whisker	0		
4439	hellseal claw	0		
4440	spinning guard turtle shell of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 40"
4441	ghostly Da Vinci's crowbar	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5
4442	spaghetti cult rosary of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25
4443	tumbling MacGyver's spaghetti cult mask	0		Maximum MP: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 38"
4444	guard turtle collar	0		Familiar Damage: +10
4445	spinning Herculean spangly mariachi pants	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, 2xPotato, cap 37"
4446	wobbly upside-down greedy spangly mariachi vest of the boozehound	0		Meat Drop: +20, Booze Drop: +100
4447	huge smooth spangly sombrero	0		Moxie: +15, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, 2xPotato, cap 37"
4448	powdered Instant Karma	1	good	
4449	painting of a landscape	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4450	map to The Landscaper's Lair	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4451	tumbling lime green scorching pointy hat	0		Hot Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 27", Last Available: "2010-04"
4452	ghostly razor-sharp machetito	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2010-04"
4453	lawnmower blade of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2010-04"
4454	tumbling grass clippings	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
4455	censurious The Landscaper's leafblower	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2010-04"
4456	snowball	0		
4457	mirror snailmail bits	0		
4458	yellow narrow upside-down manspreader's snailmail coif of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 41"
4459	twirling skewed chilly Rosewater's snailmail breeches	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Cold Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 0.5xFairy, cap 41"
4460	yellow flame-wreathed stylish snailmail hauberk	0		Moxie: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +10
4461	deionized skewed seal-brain elixir	0		Effect: "Feroci Tea", Effect Duration: 56
4462	non-oxidized unsweetened chocolate seal-clubbing club	0		Effect: "Fireproof Lips", Effect Duration: 66
4463	chilled chocolate turtle totem	0		Effect: "The Halls of Muscularity", Effect Duration: 48
4464	pickled blue chocolate pasta spoon	0		Effect: "Aquarius Rising", Effect Duration: 13
4465	oxidized modified mirror chocolate saucepan	0		Effect: "Down With Chow", Effect Duration: 22
4466	electrified chocolate disco ball	0		Effect: "Barbecue Saucy", Effect Duration: 69
4467	irradiated irradiated ghostly chocolate stolen accordion	0		Effect: "Phoenix, Right?", Effect Duration: 28
4468	Libram of BRICKOs	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-02", Skill: "Summon BRICKOs"
4469	blue BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4470	fuchsia BRICKO eye brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4471	aromatic BRICKO hat	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2010-02"
4472	BRICKO pants of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 2xLep, 1xPotato, cap 22", Last Available: "2010-02"
4473	friendly BRICKO sword	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2010-02"
4474	BRICKO ooze	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4475	wobbly BRICKO bat	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4476	BRICKO oyster	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4477	bouncing BRICKO turtle	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4478	spinning BRICKO elephant	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4479	bouncing mirror BRICKO octopus	0		Last Available: "2010-02", Wiki Name: "BRICKO octopus (item)"
4480	squat BRICKO python	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4481	BRICKO vacuum cleaner	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4482	gray BRICKO airship	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4483	red twirling BRICKO cathedral	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4484	BRICKO gargantuchicken	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4485	pulsating BRICKO pyramid	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4486	BRICKO pearl	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4487	olive sinister BRICKO bulwark	0		Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2010-02"
4488	BRICKO trunk	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4489	gilded BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4490	ghostly gilded BRICKO chalice	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4491	pulsating blurry cyan BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4492	BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4493	blurry broken BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4494	BRICKO reactor	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4495	upside-down BRICKO egg	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4496	green extra-heavy BRICKO brick	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-02"
4497	diffused energized recording of The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	0		Effect: "Heart of Pink", Effect Duration: 41
4498	extra-vacuum-sealed recording of Benetton's Medley of Diversity	0		Effect: "Bestial Sympathy", Effect Duration: 45
4499	tarnished narrow recording of Elron's Explosive Etude	0		Effect: "Ruby-ous", Effect Duration: 55
4500	colloidal Vulcanized recording of Chorale of Companionship	0		Effect: "Gingerbread Robust", Effect Duration: 37
4501	warmed nitrogenated pulsating recording of Prelude of Precision	0		Effect: "Incensed", Effect Duration: 66
4502	galvanized extra-ionized recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad	0		Effect: "Wet Jaw", Effect Duration: 63
4503	triple-modified huge recording of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	0		Effect: "Polka of Plenty", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2010-02"
4504	pulsating smartaleck's groovy heart of the volcano	0		Moxie Percent: 40
4505	galvanized improved lime green Northern pemmican	0		Effect: "Frog In Your Throat", Effect Duration: 68
4506	puzzling ribbon	0		
4507	Clan looking glass	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-03"
4508	magnetized denatured improved &quot;DRINK ME&quot; potion	0		Effect: "Ogred and Oublietted", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2010-03"
4509	huge reflection of a map	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4510	rotten snack-sized walrus ice cream	2	crappy	Last Available: "2010-03"
4511	snack-sized stale beautiful soup	2	decent	Last Available: "2010-03"
4512	huge eggman noodles	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4513	Vial of <i>jus de larmes</i>	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4514	normal Humpty Dumplings	3	good	Last Available: "2010-03"
4515	immense decent skewed Lobster <i>qua</i> Grill	10	good	Last Available: "2010-03"
4516	watered-down special aged bouncing missing wine	2	awesome	Effect: "Steroid Boost", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2010-03"
4517	bite-sized delicious matter custard	1	awesome	Last Available: "2010-03"
4518	ionized non-dry huge comfit?	0		Effect: "Just the Brown Ones", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2010-03"
4519	mirror ittah bittah hookah	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-03"
4520	strapping flamingo mallet of the sweet-tooth	0		Muscle: +5, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2010-03"
4521	shaking croquet hedgehog	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4522	special Tiger-lily's milk	1	decent	Effect: "Rad-ish", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2010-03"
4523	nippy eye of the Tiger-lily of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2010-03"
4524	thinker's wig of the brazier	0		Mysticality: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 17", Last Available: "2010-03"
4525	half-sized stale donut	2	decent	Last Available: "2010-03"
4526	adequate blinking bucket of honey	3	good	Last Available: "2010-03"
4527	electrified supercool elephant stinger	0		Moxie Percent: +20, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2010-03"
4528	tasty dragon snaps	4	awesome	Last Available: "2010-03"
4529	aromatic snapdragon pistil of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2010-03"
4530	yellow skewed puff of smoke	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4531	spoiled rook cookie	3	crappy	Last Available: "2010-03"
4532	decent bishop cookie	3	good	Last Available: "2010-03"
4533	spoiled jittery knight cookie	4	crappy	Last Available: "2010-03"
4534	spoiled king cookie	3	crappy	Last Available: "2010-03"
4535	gigantic normal teal queen cookie	6	good	Effect: "Towering Strength", Last Available: "2010-03"
4536	fairy-worn boots	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-08"
4537	scorching insane tophat	0		Hot Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 7", Last Available: "2010-03"
4538	greasy helm of the knight of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 15", Last Available: "2010-03"
4539	careful Fonzie's wristwatch of the knight	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Monster Level: -10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-03", Nonstackable Watch
4540	greedy stylish trousers of the knight	0		Moxie: +25, Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2.5xPotato, 2xLep, cap 15", Last Available: "2010-03"
4541	avaricious tophat	0		Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 25"
4542	wool tie	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip
4543	aromatic tuxedo pants	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 25"
4544	porpoise	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4545	pocketwatch	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4546	jittery bandersnatch	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4547	caterpillar	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4548	mirror walrus	0		Last Available: "2010-03", Synergetic
4549	blurry carpenter	0		Last Available: "2010-03", Synergetic
4550	mirror bouncing cyan dodo	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4551	mirror medical-grade detour shield	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2010-03"
4552	left parenthesis	0		
4553	lowercase a	0		
4554	percent sign	0		
4555	blurry left bracket	0		
4556	right parenthesis	0		
4557	dollar sign	0		
4558	equal sign	0		
4559	yellow record album	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4560	map to Professor Jacking's laboratory	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4561	teal can of depilatory cream	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4562	hair of the calf	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4563	acceptable practically non-alcoholic ghostly world's most unappetizing beverage	1	good	Last Available: "2010-04"
4564	spinning lard-coated slippery when wet shield	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2010-04"
4565	bland squat blinking raisin	3	decent	Last Available: "2010-04"
4566	fly glasses	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2010-04"
4567	chaotic flyest of shirts of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2010-04"
4568	normal special tiny a dance upon the palate	1	good	Effect: "Cletus's Canticle of Celerity", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2010-04"
4569	half-sized rotten yellow prehistoric meteorite jawbreaker	2	crappy	Last Available: "2010-04"
4570	lime green Crazyleg's razor	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4571	spoiled squirmy violent party snack	3	crappy	Last Available: "2010-04"
4572	lime green can-you-dig-it? of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2010-04"
4573	The Legendary Beat	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4574	panicked kernel	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-04"
4575	bugged beanie	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2010-04"
4576	bugged balaclava	0		Monster Level: +20, Equips On: "Baby Bugged Bugbear", Last Available: "2010-04"
4577	bugged b&Atilde;&para;n&plusmn;&Atilde;&copy;t	0		Food Drop: +5, Pants Drop: +5, Candy Drop: +5, Equips On: "Baby Bugged Bugbear", Last Available: "2010-04"
4578	cyan meat st&permil;&iquest;bing club	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4579	quadruple-boiled blurry Knob G&Atilde;&para;blin l&Atilde;&sup2;ve potion	0		Effect: "Bureaucratized", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2010-04"
4580	scorching school Mafi<i>a kni</i>cke&frac12;&aelig;	0		Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2010-04"
4581	auspicious rock-hard T&Icirc;&curren;&loz;lisman of Bai&oslash;&Dagger;	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2010-04", Wiki Name: "Bugged baio"
4582	fat bottom quark	0		Last Available: "2010-05"
4583	glob of skin	0		
4584	moldy six wedges of goat cheese	3	crappy	
4585	blinking collection of objects	0		
4586	tumbling boulder	0		
4587	tumbling goth	0		
4588	brown pixel	0		
4589	family-friendly pixel whip	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1
4590	Jeselnik's pixel chain whip	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2010-07"
4591	narrow lard-coated pixel morning star	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2010-07"
4592	spinning gray pixel orb	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4593	pixellated moneybag	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4594	pixel cross	0		
4595	pixel holy water	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4596	map to Vanya's Castle	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4597	tumbling 8-Bit Power magazine	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4598	pixel stopwatch	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4599	purple twirling bottle opener	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4600	bouncing map to the Kegger in the Woods	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4601	aged plastic cup of beer	3	awesome	Last Available: "2010-06"
4602	blinking orquette's phone number	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4603	tumbling fuchsia bronze handcuffs	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4604	keg	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4605	savvy bottle of Goldschn&ouml;ckered of the sewer	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Goldensh&ouml;wer", Last Available: "2010-06"
4606	bland sun-dried tofu	3	decent	Effect: "Deadened palate", Effect Duration: 1, Last Available: "2010-08"
4607	drinkable practically non-alcoholic special soyburger juice	1	good	Effect: "Oversaturated Palate", Effect Duration: 1, Last Available: "2010-08"
4608	twirling respected companion biscuit	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4609	squat spinning essential tofu	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4610	polymerized ghostly squat essential soy	0		Effect: "Starry-Eyed", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2010-08"
4611	vacuum-sealed wet blinking essential cameraderie	0		Effect: "Bandersnatched", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2010-08"
4612	souvenir drawing	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4613	map to the Magic Commune	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4614	Tesla Crown of Thrones	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-05"
4615	tolerable watered-down lime green Cinco Mayo Lager	2	good	Last Available: "2010-05"
4616	Underworld sapling	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4617	pruning shears	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4618	wobbly plastic cup of flat beer	0		
4619	frisbee	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4620	narrow motorcycle	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-06"
4621	squat Game Grid token	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4622	Game Grid ticket	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4623	unsweetened extra-pickled jittery chocolate-covered caviar	0		Effect: "Improved Candy Vision", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2020-09"
4624	normal pawn cookie	3	good	Last Available: "2010-06"
4625	distilled bouncing coffee pixie stick	1	good	Last Available: "2010-06"
4626	superduperball	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4627	bouncing finger cuffs	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4628	ghostly parachute guy	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4629	arcane researcher's plastic spider ring	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shoot Web", Last Available: "2010-06"
4630	Da Vinci's plastic kazoo	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Last Available: "2010-06"
4631	inflatable baseball bat of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2010-06"
4632	hale googly-star hat of Flo-Jo	0		Maximum HP: +20, Initiative: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2010-06"
4633	shaking therapeutic cool googly-ball hat	0		Moxie: +5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2010-06"
4634	olive vibrating shellacked googly-heart hat	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2010-06"
4635	friendly crafty super-sweet boom box	0		Maximum MP: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Four Songs, Last Available: "2010-06"
4636	Game Grid valued membership card	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4637	sizzling dangerous sinister demon mask of courage	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Hot Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2010-06"
4638	narrow brawny wizardly streetfighting champion's belt of the scaredy-cat	0		Mysticality: +25, Muscle Percent: +20, Monster Level: -15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-06"
4639	padded experienced Space Trip safety headphones of vim and vigor	0		Experience: +2, Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-06"
4640	hale LARP carp	0		Maximum HP: +20
4641	cyan wool Tesla KoL Con Six Pack	0		Cold Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
4642	ghostly squat knitted Gregarious Gregorian Smock	0		Cold Resistance: +3
4643	up-at-dawn rxr shield	0		Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2010-06"
4644	foul-smelling dog trainer's Newton's Juju Mojo Mask	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Experience (familiar): +1, Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-07"
4645	squat Rosewater's space trooper helmet	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 2"
4646	green twirling resourceful hale stiffened Meteoid ice beam	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum HP: +20, Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2011-12"
4647	double-paned Rosewater's Dungeon Fist gauntlet of the brazier	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2011-06"
4648	Schmalz's First Prize Beer	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4649	chiptune guitar	0		Item Drop: +25, Equips On: "Mini-Hipster", Familiar Effect: "item drop"
4650	fixed-gear bicycle	0		Experience: +3, Equips On: "Mini-Hipster", Familiar Effect: "stats"
4651	upside-down ghostly ironic moustache	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Familiar Effect: "+10 lbs"
4652	lime green greedy scandalous ironic knit cap	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 10"
4653	ironic sunglasses	0		Single Equip, Thorns: 1
4654	ironic battle spoon of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20
4655	narrow sharpshooter's slick ironic jogging shorts of vim and vigor	0		Moxie: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 6xGhuol, cap 10"
4656	yellow pulsating auspicious mole skin notebook	0		Item Drop: +10
4657	pair of jeans	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4658	map to Ellsbury's Claim	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4659	aromatic blackberry galoshes	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip
4660	up-at-dawn trout fang of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2010-09"
4661	special moldy ghostly poisonous caviar	3	crappy	Effect: "Human-Hippy Hybrid", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2010-09"
4662	Vulcanized wet venom duct	0		Effect: "Rat-Faced", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2010-09"
4663	upside-down Ellsbury's journal	0		Skill: "Unaccompanied Miner", Last Available: "2010-09"
4664	double-paned Ellsbury's skull of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2010-09"
4665	smartaleck's hot plate	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Thorns: 1
4666	Lo Pan's imp unity ring of the empath	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Familiar Weight: +5
4667	Victor, the Insult Comic Hellhound Puppet of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3
4668	bouncing Van der Graaf observational glasses	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
4669	horrifying hilarious comedy prop	0		Spooky Damage: +25
4670	beer-scented teddy bear	0		
4671	distilled acceptable squat booze-soaked cherry	5	good	
4672	comfy pillow	0		
4673	enchanted bland marshmallow	3	decent	Effect: "Minerva's Zen", Effect Duration: 30
4674	fancy spoiled snack-sized sponge cake	2	crappy	Effect: "Human-Beast Hybrid", Effect Duration: 15
4675	perfectly mixed high-proof spinning gin-soaked blotter paper	6	EPIC	
4676	tree-holed coin	0		
4677	unearthed volcanic meteoroid	0		Skill: "Volcanometeor Showeruption", Last Available: "2011-12"
4678	unearthed potsherd	0		
4679	volcanic ash	0		
4680	smoked potsherd	0		
4681	slick pottery shield	0		Moxie: +10, Last Available: "2010-09"
4682	blinking blue foul-smelling pottery hat of the boozehound	0		Stench Damage: +10, Booze Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 11", Last Available: "2010-09"
4683	Sherlock's grievous pottery training pants	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Item Drop: +25, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xGhuol, cap 12", Last Available: "2010-09"
4684	wobbly ghostly blinking hale pottery club	0		Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2010-09"
4685	pottery yo-yo of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2010-09"
4686	pottery barn owl figurine	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4687	fossilized bat skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4688	fossilized serpent skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4689	squat fossilized baboon skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4690	teal fossilized wyrm skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4691	blurry fossilized wing	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4692	fossilized limb	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4693	upside-down fossilized torso	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4694	upside-down fossilized spine	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4695	affordable teak perch	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-09"
4696	family-friendly chaotic Greatest American Pants of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 2.5xBarrr, 2xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2010-09"
4697	green asbestos-lined fossilized necklace	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2010-09"
4698	spinning imp air	0		
4699	bus pass	0		
4700	twirling blurry blurry fossilized spike	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4701	waterlogged crate	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4702	wobbly archaeologing shovel	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4703	bouncing lion tamer's red-hot medallion	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-09"
4704	tumbling fossilized demon skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4705	maroon fossilized spider skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4706	fuchsia sinister tablet	0		
4707	E-Z Cook&trade; oven	0		
4708	bouncing My First Shaker&trade;	0		
4709	hippo tutu	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
4710	squat tumbling immense ballet shoes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4711	twirling sweatpants	0		Familiar Effect: "8xPotato, cap 2"
4712	GameInformPowerDailyPro subscription card	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-02"
4713	skewed squat popsicle stick	0		
4714	tiny tasty wobbly lemon popsicle	1	awesome	
4715	rotten super-sized popsicle	5	crappy	
4716	rotten strawberry popsicle	4	crappy	
4717	decent bite-sized liver popsicle	1	good	
4718	frightening mariachi hat	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
4719	frosty Hollandaise helmet	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
4720	ghostly organ grinder	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4721	twirling red microwave stogie	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4722	moldy jittery liver and let pie	3	crappy	Last Available: "2010-10"
4723	immense decent badass pie	9	good	Last Available: "2010-10"
4724	stale shoo-fish pie	3	decent	Last Available: "2010-10"
4725	flavorless piping organ pie	3	decent	Last Available: "2010-10"
4726	moldy gigantic igloo pie	6	crappy	Last Available: "2010-10"
4727	delicious snack-sized fuchsia stomach turnover	2	awesome	Last Available: "2010-10"
4728	stale dead lights pie	3	decent	Last Available: "2010-10"
4729	bland throbbing organ pie	4	decent	Last Available: "2010-10"
4730	teal nasty stop shield	0		Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4731	bouncing nest egg	0		
4732	sleeping piano cat	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4733	kitty sheet music	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4734	rehearsing dramatic hedgehog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4735	prop sword	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4736	tangle of rat tails	0		
4737	skewed Herculean beer-soaked mop	0		Experience (Muscle): +1
4738	tolerable yellow day-old beer	3	good	
4739	lousy cyan blurry plain beer	3	decent	
4740	smooth triple-distilled fancy overpriced &quot;imported&quot; beer	7	awesome	Effect: "Took Eleven", Effect Duration: 20
4741	pulsating smiling rat	0		
4742	rat tooth polish	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4743	bone chips	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4744	oxidized aerosolized PlexiPips	0		Effect: "Sugar Smacks", Effect Duration: 20
4745	non-Vulcanized ionized Wax Flask	0		Effect: "Sweet Taste", Effect Duration: 25
4746	galvanized pulsating Pain Dip	0		Effect: "Mushroom Magicalness", Effect Duration: 63
4747	moldy miniature bone meal	2	crappy	Last Available: "2010-10"
4748	high-proof acceptable bone aperitif	8	good	Last Available: "2010-10"
4749	bonerang of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2010-10"
4750	teal Samson's bone and arrows	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Last Available: "2010-10"
4751	boxer's boning knife	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Last Available: "2010-10"
4752	bone crusher of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2010-10"
4753	tumbling brawny bone spurs	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-10"
4754	lard-coated ruddy bonedanna	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 30", Last Available: "2010-10"
4755	shaking perfumed padded boneana hammock	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Stench Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xVolley, cap 30", Last Available: "2010-10"
4756	bag of bones	0		Last Available: "2010-10"
4757	tumbling Stabonic scroll	0		Last Available: "2010-10"
4758	warmed pulsating candy skeleton	0		Effect: "Egg-cellent Vocabulary", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2020-09"
4759	Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4760	purple packet of pumpkin seeds	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4761	tumbling pumpkin	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4762	huge pumpkin	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4763	adequate pumpkin pie	3	good	Last Available: "2010-11"
4764	strong lousy pumpkin beer	5	decent	Last Available: "2010-11"
4765	electrified unsweetened huge tumbling pumpkin juice	0		Effect: "Mad at Science", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2010-11"
4766	spinning green pumpkin bomb	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4767	coward's manspreader's shin gourds	0		Monster Level: -10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-11"
4768	Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern of the ox of Tarzan of Leguizamo	0		Muscle: +20, Experience (Muscle): +3, Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2010-11"
4769	pumpkin carriage	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4770	bouncing gray Desert Bus pass	0		
4771	ginormous pumpkin	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4804	maroon Essence of Annoyance	0		Skill: "Summon Annoyance"
4805	huge wobbly Unmotivator: Crashed Orca	0		Free Pull
4806	purple Unmotivator: Success Warrior	0		Free Pull
4807	Unmotivator: Crashed Meat Car	0		Free Pull
4810	Holiday Hal's Happy-Time Fun Book!	0		Skill: "Summon Holiday Fun!"
4811	bouncing Holiday Fun!	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
4812	Antagonistic Snowman Kit	0		Skill: "Summon Carrot"
4818	bite-sized rotten gray CRIMBCOIDS mints	1	crappy	Last Available: "2011-01"
4819	can of CRIMBCOLA	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4820	rotten CRIMBCOLOAF	3	crappy	Last Available: "2011-01"
4821	yummy circular CRIMBCOOKIE	4	awesome	Effect: "Mystic Circle", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4822	tumbling plastic CRIMBCO HQ of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Last Available: "2010-12"
4823	shaking toasty plastic fax machine	0		Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2010-12"
4824	supercharged plastic hobo elf	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2010-12"
4825	green Lo Pan's plastic Mr. Mination	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2010-12"
4826	sharpshooter's plastic Best Game Ever	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4827	jittery hibernating robot reindeer	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-12"
4828	S.L.E.I.G.H.B.E.L.L.S.	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-12"
4829	robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4830	robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4831	green robot reindeer protocol D.O.N.N.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4832	robot reindeer protocol V.I.X.E.N.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4833	blue robot reindeer protocol C.U.P.I.D.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4834	robot reindeer protocol D.A.N.C.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4835	cyan robot reindeer protocol C.O.M.E.T.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4836	bouncing robot reindeer protocol B.L.I.T.Z.E.N.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4837	robot reindeer protocol R.U.D.O.L.P.H.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4838	robot reindeer protocol O.L.I.V.E.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4839	flavorless triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	3	decent	Effect: "Triangle, Man", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4840	tiny spoiled jittery square CRIMBCOOKIE	1	crappy	Effect: "Square to be Hip", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4841	blue manspreader's cool bindlestocking of terror	0		Moxie: +5, Monster Level: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Drops Items, Last Available: "2010-12"
4842	sleeping stocking	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4843	blurry Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	0		Skill: "Toynado", Last Available: "2010-12"
4844	The Joy of Wassailing	0		Skill: "Wassail", Last Available: "2010-12"
4845	flame-wreathed Uncle Hobo's stocking cap of the glutton	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2010-12"
4846	boxer's Uncle Hobo's epic beard	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Item Drop: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4847	twirling scorching thinker's Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants	0		Mysticality: +10, Hot Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol", Last Available: "2010-12"
4848	Oprah's Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4849	careful Uncle Hobo's highest bough of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4850	mansplainer's occult Uncle Hobo's belt	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Monster Level: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4851	magnetized blinking tumbling chocolate cigar	0		Effect: "Yuletide Mutations", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2010-12"
4852	knitted gift-a-pult	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2010-12"
4853	tarnished extra-enhanced holly-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Bloody Bloody Bloody!", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2020-09"
4854	yellow squat CRIMBCO scrip	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4855	Toot Oriole care package	0		
4856	blurry huge paperclip	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4857	bottle of Blank-Out	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4858	lightning-fast CRIMBCO lanyard	0		Initiative: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-01"
4859	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	0		Skill: "Fashionably Late", Last Available: "2011-01"
4860	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	0		Skill: "Executive Narcolepsy", Last Available: "2011-01"
4861	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	0		Skill: "Lunch Break", Last Available: "2011-01"
4862	wobbly CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	0		Skill: "Offensive Joke", Last Available: "2011-01"
4863	pulsating CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	0		Skill: "Managerial Manipulation", Last Available: "2011-01"
4864	photocopier	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4865	deluxe fax machine	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4866	huge Workytime Tea	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4867	paperclip sproinger	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4868	Van der Graaf hardy paperclip-on tie of the boozehound	0		Maximum HP: +50, Booze Drop: +100, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-01"
4869	miser's wizardly paperclip pants	0		Mysticality: +25, Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-01"
4870	sharpshooter's extremely unsafe paperclip turban of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-01"
4871	ribald paperclip cape	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-01"
4872	glob of Blank-Out	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4873	photocopied monster	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4874	gaudy key	0		
4875	BGE merchandise order form	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4876	flattened twirling chocolate bath ball	0		Effect: "Hella Smart", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2011-01"
4877	magnetized bacon bath ball	0		Effect: "Hip to Be Square Dancin'", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2011-01"
4878	pickled ionized incense bath ball	0		Effect: "Witch's Brood", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2011-01"
4879	liquefied myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball	0		Effect: "El Vibrations", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2011-01"
4880	green CRIMBCO mug	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4881	bad pulsating CRIMBCO wine	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-01"
4882	skewed Dickory Farms Gift Basket	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4883	toe jam	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4884	rotten toe jam toast	3	crappy	Last Available: "2011-01"
4885	jittery traffic jam	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4886	normal traffic jam toast	3	good	Last Available: "2011-01"
4887	space jam	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4888	normal space jam toast	3	good	Last Available: "2011-01"
4889	activated pulsating blue motivational poster	0		Effect: "Heart of Lavender", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2011-01"
4890	sack lunch	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4891	skewed bath ball gift set	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4892	jittery slow jam collection	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4893	BGE shotglass	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4894	normal miniature festive sausage	2	good	Last Available: "2011-01"
4895	normal wobbly holiday cheese log	4	good	Last Available: "2011-01"
4896	holiday log	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4897	huge hardy cool BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	0		Moxie: +5, Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2010-12"
4898	lightning-fast supercharged BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2010-12"
4899	BGE pocket calendar of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4900	BGE temporary tattoo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4901	pulsating rock-hard BGE plastic toy	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4902	sizzling stapler bear	0		Hot Damage: +10, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2010-12"
4903	wobbly jittery supercharged adhesive tape dolly	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2010-12"
4904	scissor duck of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Last Available: "2010-12"
4905	narrow coal paperweight	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4906	jingle bell	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4907	frightening chilly Seven Loco	0		Cold Damage: +5, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2010-09"
4908	olive Loathing Legion knife	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4909	spinning Newton's Loathing Legion many-purpose hook	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4910	asbestos-lined Loathing Legion moondial	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4911	squat scorching Loathing Legion necktie	0		Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4912	miser's Loathing Legion knife	0		Meat Drop: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4913	wizardly Loathing Legion corkscrew	0		Mysticality: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4914	Loathing Legion can opener of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4915	chaotic strapping Loathing Legion chainsaw	0		Muscle: +5, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4916	Loathing Legion rollerblades of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4917	huge mansplainer's Loathing Legion flamethrower	0		Monster Level: +15, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4918	tumbling Loathing Legion tattoo needle	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4919	upside-down Loathing Legion defibrillator of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4920	wobbly occult Loathing Legion double prism	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4921	spinning Loathing Legion tape measure of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4922	tumbling flame-wreathed Loathing Legion kitchen sink	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4923	blue Loathing Legion abacus of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4924	wobbly Loathing Legion helicopter	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4925	Loathing Legion pizza stone of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4926	Loathing Legion universal screwdriver	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4927	Loathing Legion jackhammer	0		Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4928	Loathing Legion hammer of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4929	ghostly Uncle Crimbo's Sack	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4930	Folder Holder	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
4937	a angel	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4938	yellow quake of arrows	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4939	time's arrow	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4940	arrowgram	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4941	toothsome miniature yellow Knob jelly donut	2	awesome	
4942	jittery Knob cake	0		
4943	blinking yellow Knob cake pan	0		
4944	Knob batter	0		
4945	skewed Knob frosting	0		
4946	unfrosted Knob cake	0		
4947	bouncing Cobb's Knob Menagerie key	0		
4948	GOTO	0		
4949	denatured oxidized wet weremoose spit	0		Effect: "Shortened", Effect Duration: 14
4950	deionized wet abominable blubber	0		Effect: "Dreadful Fear", Effect Duration: 20
4951	blue flimsy clipboard of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100
4952	non-denatured modified wobbly baggie of sugar	0		Effect: "Dweeby", Effect Duration: 41
4953	auspicious frightening whalebone corset	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip
4954	groovy oven mitts	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Single Equip
4955	delicious diet green twirling overcookie	1	awesome	
4956	normal philosopher's scone	3	good	
4957	energized jittery half-baked potion	0		Effect: "Sticky Hands", Effect Duration: 27
4958	miser's Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	0		Meat Drop: +10
4959	tasty Knob nuts	3	awesome	
4960	watered-down artisanal Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	2	EPIC	
4961	tumbling tumbling Subject 37 file	0		
4962	miser's Jim Carey's mysterious lapel pin	0		Monster Level: +25, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip
4963	blinking state loom	0		Familiar Weight: +10
4964	olive wobbly Evilometer	0		
4965	upside-down Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire	0		Free Pull, Skill: "Summon Alice's Army Cards"
4966	Pack of Alice's Army Cards	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4967	yellow mirror Alice's Army Swordsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4968	Alice's Army Spearsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4969	spinning Alice's Army Halberder	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4970	Alice's Army Guard	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4971	blue Alice's Army Wallman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4972	Alice's Army Ninja	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4973	Alice's Army Alchemist	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4974	Alice's Army Page	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4975	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4976	wobbly Alice's Army Mad Bomber	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4977	purple Alice's Army Nurse	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4978	spinning Alice's Army Hammerman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4979	red mirror Alice's Army Bowman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4980	narrow Alice's Army Lanceman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4981	Alice's Army Horseman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4982	purple Alice's Army Coward	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4983	Alice's Army Cleric	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4984	Alice's Army Sniper	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4985	Alice's Army Dervish	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4986	Alice's Army Martyr	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4987	Pack of Alice's Army Foil Cards	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4988	Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4989	wobbly Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4990	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4991	Alice's Army Foil Guard	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4992	Alice's Army Foil Wallman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4993	Alice's Army Foil Ninja	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4994	twirling Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4995	Alice's Army Foil Page	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4996	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4997	jittery Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4998	Alice's Army Foil Nurse	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4999	jittery Alice's Army Foil Hammerman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5000	blinking Alice's Army Foil Bowman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5001	pulsating narrow Alice's Army Foil Lanceman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5002	Alice's Army Foil Horseman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5003	Alice's Army Foil Coward	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5004	Alice's Army Foil Cleric	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5005	Alice's Army Foil Sniper	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5006	Alice's Army Foil Dervish	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5007	Alice's Army Foil Martyr	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5008	Single Alice's Army Foil	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5009	card sleeve of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2011-03"
5010	spinning evil eye	0		
5011	ghostly Alice's Army Foil tattoo	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5012	Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5013	yummy immense wasabi pocky	6	awesome	Last Available: "2011-03"
5014	huge flavorless tobiko pocky	10	decent	Last Available: "2011-03"
5015	spoiled tumbling natto pocky	3	crappy	Last Available: "2011-03"
5016	perfectly mixed wasabi-infused sake	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-03"
5017	bad tobiko-infused sake	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-03"
5018	weak hand-crafted natto-infused sake	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-03"
5019	double-modified dry spinning wasabi marble soda	0		Effect: "Blackberry Politeness", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2011-03"
5020	flattened tobiko marble soda	0		Effect: "20/20 Vision", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2011-03"
5021	magnetized unsweetened natto marble soda	0		Effect: "Human-Human Hybrid", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2011-03"
5022	Alice's Army booster box	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5023	deionized nitrogenated tumbling elderly jawbreaker	0		Effect: "Certainty", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2020-09"
5024	smooth special marshmallow flamb&eacute;	3	awesome	Effect: "Berry Defensive", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2011-03"
5025	acceptable cranberry schnapps	4	good	Last Available: "2011-03"
5026	strong acceptable breaded beer	5	good	Last Available: "2011-03"
5027	aged triple-distilled soy cordial	6	awesome	Last Available: "2011-03"
5028	sharpshooter's supercharged Socratic astral bludgeon	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Critical Hit Percent: +10
5029	scandalous smartaleck's astral shield	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Sleaze Damage: +5
5030	mansplainer's shellacked savvy astral chapeau	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Damage Reduction: 7, Monster Level: +15, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 12"
5031	teal Da Vinci's astral bracer of the wise owl of the brute	0		Mysticality: +20, Muscle Percent: +30, Experience (Mysticality): +5
5032	wobbly skewed lard-coated ruddy astral longbow of mayonnaise	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Sleaze Spell Damage: 75
5033	blurry wobbly asbestos-lined smelly healthy astral shorts	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, cap 12"
5034	occult astral mace of the scaredy-cat of the glutton	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Monster Level: -15, Food Drop: +100
5035	tumbling Jim Carey's therapeutic Fonzie's astral trousers	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Monster Level: +25, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 12"
5036	upside-down pulsating veiny banded razor-sharp astral ring	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum HP: +10
5037	blinking greasy brawny astral statuette of bravery	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5
5038	jittery studded fortified wizardly astral pistol	0		Mysticality: +25, Damage Absorption: 140
5039	zippy educational astral mask	0		Experience: +1, Initiative: +20
5040	astral pet sweater	0		Familiar Weight: +10
5041	pulsating Temple Grandin's beefy astral shirt of mayonnaise	0		Muscle: +10, Familiar Weight: +7, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
5042	wholesome astral belt of the overflowing toilet	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50
5043	rotten astral hot dog	3	???	
5044	weak perfectly mixed astral pilsner	2	???	
5045	astral hot dog dinner	0		
5046	blinking mirror astral six-pack	0		
5047	Clan shower	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-04"
5048	blinking shaking shard of double-ice	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5049	chaotic Herculean double-ice cap of the scaredy-cat	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Monster Level: -15, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 17", Last Available: "2011-04"
5050	pulsating rosewater-soaked reassuring double-ice box of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Resistance: +1, Stench Resistance: +3, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2011-04"
5051	upside-down foul-smelling grievous double-ice britches of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Stench Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 3xVolley, 3xLep, cap 17", Last Available: "2011-04"
5052	blinking handful of numbers	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
5053	wobbly Lars the Cyberian	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5054	ghostly intriguing puzzle box	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5055	obnoxious riddle	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5056	best joke ever	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5057	modified boiled Atomic Comic	0		Effect: "Resilient Spirit", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2011-04"
5058	pickled Red Pill	0		Effect: "Third Based", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2011-04"
5059	squat Skullhead's Screw	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5060	mirror mysterious present	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5061	boxing-glove-in-a-box	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5062	twirling voodoo doll	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5063	the finger	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5064	red Salsa de las Epocas	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5065	enchanted rotten spaghetti con calaveras	3	crappy	Effect: "5 Pounds Lighter", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2011-04"
5066	s'more gun	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5067	decent skewed popcorn	4	good	Last Available: "2011-04"
5068	half-sized stale narrow chaos popcorn	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-04"
5069	pulsating lion tamer's vibrating hole of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2011-04"
5070	innuendo	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5071	stale thick s'more	0	decent	Last Available: "2011-04"
5072	diamond ring	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5073	high-proof lousy Russian Ice	10	decent	Last Available: "2011-04"
5074	bouncing brainy clay ashtray	0		Mysticality: +5, Last Available: "2011-05"
5075	toasty lanyard	0		Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5076	banded monster pants	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Familiar Effect: "3xVolley, 3xPotato, cap 17", Last Available: "2011-05"
5077	gray pulsating box of Pok&euml;mann band-aids	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5078	cold-filtered dry ghostly Pok&euml;mann band-aid	0		Effect: "Takin' It Greasy", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2011-05"
5079	electrified Van der Graaf helmet of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, cap 7", Last Available: "2011-05"
5080	frightening crutch	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2011-05"
5081	therapeutic shock belt	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5082	vacuum-sealed cold-filtered pickled Okee-Dokee soda	0		Effect: "Spooky Hands", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2011-05"
5083	flame-retardant rubber band gun	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2011-05"
5084	double-paned pin-stripe slacks	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "6xSombrero, 2xPotato, cap 7", Last Available: "2011-05"
5085	Oprah's gloves	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5086	energized dry blinking correction fluid	0		Effect: "Improprie Tea", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2011-05"
5087	olive wool Pok&euml;mann figurine: Porkachu	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5088	gravedigger's Pok&euml;mann figurine: Magikrap	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5089	wobbly MacGyver's Pok&euml;mann figurine: Vegemite	0		Maximum MP: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5090	beefy Pok&euml;mann figurine: Vermouth	0		Muscle: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5091	studded Pok&euml;mann figurine: Smugleaf	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5092	Annie Oakley's Pok&euml;mann figurine: Twitter	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5093	nasty Pok&euml;mann figurine: Bloodkip	0		Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5094	Pok&euml;mann figurine: Hoboking of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5095	prompt Pok&euml;mann figurine: Duck	0		Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5096	careful Pok&euml;mann figurine: Nothing	0		Monster Level: -10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5097	skewed slick Pok&euml;mann figurine: Kagosan	0		Moxie: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5098	hale Pok&euml;mann figurine: Galumpagump	0		Maximum HP: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5099	pulsating Pok&euml;mann figurine: Shoggoth of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5100	wobbly sinister Pok&euml;mann figurine: Frank	0		Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5101	upside-down smelly Pok&euml;mann figurine: Moog	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5102	adjusted huge willyweed	0		Effect: "Human-Slime Hybrid", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2011-05"
5103	galvanized super-dry squat blinking Nuclear Blastball	0		Effect: "Hella Tough", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2011-05"
5104	quadruple-warmed ghostly fish juice box	0		Effect: "La Bamba", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2011-05"
5105	paint bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5106	hideous egg	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5107	delicious practically non-alcoholic skewed Jeppson's Malort	1	awesome	Last Available: "2011-06"
5108	fistful of ashes	0		
5109	blurry sage stress ball	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Squeeze Stress Ball", Last Available: "2011-05"
5110	Li'l Businessman Kit	0		Meat Drop: +5, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2011-05"
5111	spinning occult Ultracolor&trade; shirt	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2011-05"
5112	My Own Pen Pal kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
5113	narrow packet of orchid seeds	0		
5114	wobbly stomp box	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
5115	hedge trimmers	0		
5116	A. W. O. L. commendation	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5117	bouncing reconstituted crow	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5118	bird brain	0		
5119	maroon busted wings	0		
5120	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5121	jittery Temple Grandin's Sinatra's Herculean Admiral's hat	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Experience (Moxie): +5, Familiar Weight: +7, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2011-05"
5122	horrifying hardened personal trainer's aviator's cap	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Damage Reduction: 3, Spooky Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-05"
5123	sinister mirrored aviator shades of the empath	0		Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Weight: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5124	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	0		Skill: "Natural Born Skeleton Killer", Last Available: "2011-05"
5125	shaking Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5126	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5127	maroon Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5128	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5129	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5130	yellow Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5131	dry Ultrasoldier Serum	0		Effect: "Sludgesick", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2011-06"
5132	normal elven hardtack	3	good	Last Available: "2011-06"
5133	acceptable weak elven squeeze	2	good	Last Available: "2011-06"
5134	lunar isotope	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5135	E.M.U. joystick	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5136	E.M.U. rocket thrusters	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5137	bouncing E.M.U. helmet	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5138	E.M.U. harness	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5139	carton of astral energy drinks	0		
5140	dried pulsating astral energy drink	1		
5141	upside-down Thwaitgold bee statuette	0		
5142	moon unit	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5143	huge E.M.U. Unit	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5144	handful of honey	0		
5145	triple-galvanized galvanized double-irradiated green honeypot	0		Effect: "Abyssal Blood", Effect Duration: 39
5146	low-calorie moldy wild honey pie	1	crappy	
5147	mediocre squat honey mead	4	decent	
5148	teal family-friendly scandalous honey dipper of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Sleaze Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1
5149	smooth honeybritches of Gandalf of horror	0		Moxie: +15, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 2xGhuol, cap 43"
5150	rosewater-soaked banded dance instructor's honeycap	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Damage Absorption: +100, Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 43"
5151	blinking wool Moonthril Circlet	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-06"
5152	narrow knitted Moonthril Greaves	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "cap 25", Last Available: "2011-06"
5153	ghostly Herculean Moonthril Flamberge	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Last Available: "2011-06"
5154	savvy Moonthril Longbow	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Last Available: "2011-06"
5155	razor-sharp Moonthril Cuirass	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-06"
5156	blurry chaotic plush alielf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2011-06"
5157	concentrated Comet Drop	0		Effect: "Butt-Rock Hair", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2020-09"
5158	ghostly inspector's plush dogcat	0		Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2011-06"
5159	spinning deadly plush hamsterpus	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Last Available: "2011-06"
5160	narrow smartaleck's plush ferrelf	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Last Available: "2011-06"
5161	shaking beefy plush alien hamsterpus	0		Muscle: +10, Last Available: "2011-06"
5162	purple arcane researcher's plush mutated alielf	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Last Available: "2011-06"
5163	smelly hardy plush mutated alielephant	0		Maximum HP: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-06"
5164	mysterious chest	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-06"
5165	twirling wobbly hardy girl	0		Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2011-06"
5166	top hat and cane	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5167	synthetic dog hair pill	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5168	blurry distention pill	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5169	blue elven medi-pack	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5170	irradiated transporter transponder	0		Effect: "Greedy Resolve", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2011-06"
5171	green Map to Safety Shelter Ronald Prime	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5172	bouncing Map to Safety Shelter Grimace Prime	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5173	elven magi-pack	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5174	perfectly mixed practically non-alcoholic enchanted fuchsia Saison du Lune	1	super ultra EPIC	Effect: "Fustulent", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2011-06"
5175	lousy Moonthril Schnapps	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-06"
5176	bad distilled Wrecked Generator	5	decent	Last Available: "2011-06"
5177	normal Spaghetti with Moonballs	4	good	Last Available: "2011-06"
5178	fancy adequate Crepes a la Lune	3	good	Effect: "Angry Bone", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2011-06"
5179	delicious Moon Pie	3	awesome	Last Available: "2011-06"
5180	deionized vacuum-sealed flattened blurry shaking Comet Pop	0		Effect: "Insatiable Hunger", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2011-06"
5181	polarized oxidized deionized Flan in the Moon	0		Effect: "Educated (Kinda)", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2011-06"
5182	frozen cold-filtered modified jittery 1/6th Pound Cake	0		Effect: "Cool Spirit", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2011-06"
5183	Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5184	Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5185	shaking Mint-in-box Moonthril Cuirass	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5186	Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5187	Mint-in-box Moonthril Longbow	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5188	aerosolized magnetized spinning honey stick	0		Effect: "Video Game Hot Dog", Effect Duration: 21
5189	colloidal pressed ghostly double-ice gum	0		Effect: "Cancer Rising", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2011-04"
5190	Van der Graaf thinker's Operation Patriot Shield of terror	0		Mysticality: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Shield", Last Available: "2011-07", Variable
5191	squirming egg sac	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5192	alkaline extra-warmed corrupted data	0		Effect: "Artificially Sweet", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2011-06"
5193	11-inch knob sausage	0		
5194	exorcised sandwich	0		
5195	Banfoy's Boutique Order Form	0		Last Available: "2011-07"
5196	ghostly cool Great S-Cape	0		Moxie: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-07"
5197	blurry Marvelous Unitard of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-07"
5198	twisted gooey paste	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-08"
5199	vaporized beastly paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5200	compressed paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5201	powdered ectoplasmic paste	1	crappy	Last Available: "2011-08"
5202	distilled wobbly blinking greasy paste	1	crappy	Last Available: "2011-08"
5203	distilled bug paste	1	crappy	Last Available: "2011-08"
5204	compressed hippy paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5205	powdered huge orc paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5206	boiled blurry demonic paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5207	dried purple jittery blinking indescribably horrible paste	1	awesome	Effect: "Extra-Sharp Weapon", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2011-08"
5208	compressed maroon skewed paste	1	decent	Effect: "Hippy Flavor", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2011-08"
5209	modified blurry goblin paste	1	good	Effect: "Fishy Fortification", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2011-08"
5210	powdered skewed pirate paste	1	EPIC	Effect: "Heightened Senses", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2011-08"
5211	denatured spinning spinning chlorophyll paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5212	distilled paste	1	awesome	Last Available: "2011-08"
5213	altered skewed Mer-kin paste	1	good	Effect: "Bone Homie", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2011-08"
5214	pickled ghostly slimy paste	1	EPIC	Effect: "Aries Rising", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2011-08"
5215	compressed penguin paste	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-08"
5216	twisted narrow elemental paste	1	crappy	Last Available: "2011-08"
5217	pickled wobbly pulsating cosmic paste	1	crappy	Effect: "Ooh, Salty!", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2011-08"
5218	diluted huge hobo paste	1	EPIC	Effect: "Rage of the Reindeer", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2011-08"
5219	altered jittery ghostly Crimbo paste	1	crappy	Last Available: "2011-08"
5220	shaking Teachings of the Fist	0		
5221	fat loot token	0		No Pull
5222	shaking Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	0		
5223	Tome of Clip Art	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-09", Skill: "Summon Clip Art"
5224	tasty Ur-Donut	3	awesome	Last Available: "2011-09"
5225	The Bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5226	box of Familiar Jacks	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5227	weak bad bucket of wine	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5228	bland ultrafondue	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5229	unbearable light	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5230	snowflake	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5231	crystal skull	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5232	borrowed time	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5233	box of hammers	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5234	shining halo of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5235	skewed furry halo of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5236	Herculean frosty halo	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5237	spinning dance instructor's time halo	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5238	weak mediocre Lumineux Limnio	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5239	watered-down lousy red Morto Moreto	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5240	tolerable Temps Tempranillo	3	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5241	bad Bordeaux Marteaux	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5242	tolerable fancy Fromage Pinotage	4	good	Effect: "Jalape&ntilde;o Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2011-09"
5243	drinkable weak Beignet Milgranet	2	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5244	smooth triple-distilled ghostly upside-down Muschat	10	awesome	Last Available: "2011-09"
5245	flavorless cool jelly donut	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5246	low-calorie stale shrapnel jelly donut	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5247	decent occult jelly donut	3	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5248	immense rotten tumbling thyme jelly donut	9	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5249	thick adequate danish	5	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5250	massive rotten smashed danish	7	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5251	stale forbidden danish	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5252	moldy fuchsia cool cat claw	3	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5253	normal diet red blunt cat claw	1	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5254	rotten shadowy cat claw	4	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5255	rotten small green cheezburger	2	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5256	flavorless toasted brie	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5257	pressed quantum potion of the field gar	0		Effect: "Holiday Bliss", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2011-09"
5258	boiled polymerized too legit potion	0		Effect: "Violent Night", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2011-09"
5259	activated spinning Bright Water	0		Effect: "Liquid Luck", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2011-09"
5260	polarized triple-corrupted yellow cold-filtered water	0		Effect: "In the Limelight", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2011-09"
5261	triple-oxidized extra-unsweetened graveyard snowglobe	0		Effect: "Stimulated Brain", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2011-09"
5262	denatured cool cat elixir	0		Effect: "Fungal Fortification", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2011-09"
5263	pressed potion of the captain's hammer	0		Effect: "Eye of the Seal", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2011-09"
5264	improved potion of X-ray vision	0		Effect: "Superheroic", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2011-09"
5265	diffused altered jittery gray potion of the litterbox	0		Effect: "Yuletide Sappiness", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2011-09"
5266	quantum potion of animal rage	0		Effect: "Simulation Stimulation", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2011-09"
5267	magnetized aerosolized unsweetened squat potion of punctual companionship	0		Effect: "Uncanny Shot", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2011-09"
5268	holy bomb, batman	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5269	bobcat grenade	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5270	chocolate frosted sugar bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5271	broken glass grenade	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5272	upside-down noxious gas grenade	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5273	skull with a fuse in it	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5274	bouncing boozebomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5275	jittery slick hammerus	0		Moxie: +10, Last Available: "2011-09"
5276	blunt icepick of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-09"
5277	purple spinning Lo Pan's fluorescent lightbulb	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2011-09"
5278	mirror nippy weightlifter's blammer	0		Muscle: +15, Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-09"
5279	hardy clock-cleaning hammer	0		Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2011-09"
5280	4:20 bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5281	quilted broken clock	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Last Available: "2011-09"
5282	savvy dethklok	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Last Available: "2011-09"
5283	maroon smooth glacial clock	0		Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2011-09"
5284	Gygaxian Libram	0		Last Available: "2011-09", Skill: "Summon Dice"
5285	gray jittery d4	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5286	bouncing d6	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5287	d8	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5288	d10	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5289	d12	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5290	d20	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5291	wobbly generic healing potion	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5292	generic mana potion	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5293	generic restorative potion	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5294	blurry olive kobold treasure hoard	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5295	newborn kobold	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5296	mirror slightly thicker filthy rags	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-09"
5297	tumbling dungeon dragon chest	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5298	normal phish stick	3	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5299	asbestos-lined electrified personal trainer's plastic vampire fangs	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Hot Resistance: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Feed", Last Available: "2011-10"
5300	Interview With You (a Vampire)	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5301	gray narrow Make-Your-Own-Vampire-Fangs kit	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5302	your own heart	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5303	energetic Sword of the Brouhaha Prince	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2011-10"
5304	grievous stylish Chalice of the Malkovich Prince of the businessman	0		Moxie: +25, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2011-10"
5305	Temple Grandin's Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2011-10"
5306	pulsating hardened Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2011-10"
5307	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5308	ghost trap	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5309	chainsaw chain	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5310	shotgun shell	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5311	funhouse mirror	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5312	non-activated huge ghostly body paint	0		Effect: "Hiding in Plain Sight", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2011-10"
5313	liquefied triple-chilled necrotizing body spray	0		Effect: "Always In Motion", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2011-10"
5314	polarized teal bite-me-red lipstick	0		Effect: "The Rich Get Richer", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2011-10"
5315	quadruple-galvanized double-magnetized whisker pencil	0		Effect: "Benetton's Medley of Diversity", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2011-10"
5316	tarnished press-on ribs	0		Effect: "Nuts about Candy", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2011-10"
5317	diffused moist blue Rattlin' Chains	0		Effect: "I See Everything Thrice!", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2011-10"
5318	boiled corrupted wobbly Gummy Brains	0		Effect: "Cravin' for a Ravin'", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2011-10"
5319	altered Blood 'n' Plenty	0		Effect: "Mo' Hobo", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2011-10"
5320	quantum denatured Lobos Mints	0		Effect: "In Tuna", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2011-10"
5321	oxidized cold-filtered tumbling cyan Sweet Sword	0		Effect: "Carrion' On", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2011-10"
5322	aged lime green Ecto-Cooler	3	awesome	Last Available: "2011-10"
5323	lousy Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-10"
5324	lousy skewed Blood Light	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-10"
5325	special perfectly mixed Silver Bullet beer	3	EPIC	Effect: "Remaining Alive", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2011-10"
5326	smooth Bone's Farm &quot;wine&quot;	3	awesome	Last Available: "2011-10"
5327	ghost protocol	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5328	diffused sorority brain	0		Effect: "Berry Defensive", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2011-10"
5329	double-adjusted pressed Nightstalker perfume	0		Effect: "Toast Tea", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2011-10"
5330	wet deionized drum of pomade	0		Effect: "Chorale of Companionship", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2011-10"
5331	throwing bone	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5332	extra-see-thru nightie of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-10"
5333	sizzling BRAINS shorts of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Hot Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1.5xGhuol", Last Available: "2011-10"
5334	twirling medical-grade Mesmereyes&trade; contact lenses	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-10"
5335	scrunchie of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-10"
5336	blurry extremely skinny jeans of bravery of the boozehound	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Booze Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy", Last Available: "2011-10"
5337	spinning Annie Oakley's thinker's The Necbromancer's Hat	0		Mysticality: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr", Last Available: "2011-10"
5338	friendly careful fortified The Necbromancer's Stein	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Monster Level: -10, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2011-10"
5339	shaking smelly Tesla smartaleck's The Necbromancer's Shorts	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Stench Spell Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xGhuol", Last Available: "2011-10"
5340	huge nasty shellacked arcane researcher's The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Damage Reduction: 7, Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2011-10"
5341	The Necbronomicon	0		Skill: "Summon &quot;Boner Battalion&quot;", Last Available: "2011-10"
5342	fancy smooth The Cooler Out of Space	4	awesome	Effect: "Sleazy Jellied", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2011-10"
5343	The Necbronomicon (used)	0		Skill: "Summon &quot;Boner Battalion&quot;", Last Available: "2011-10"
5344	sorority girl's box	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5345	unsweetened blinking Necbro wafers	0		Effect: "Stimulated Brain", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2020-09"
5346	death blossom	0		
5347	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used)	0		Skill: "Holiday Weight Gain", Last Available: "2009-12"
5348	blinking A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)	0		Skill: "Jingle Bells", Last Available: "2009-12"
5349	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)	0		Skill: "Candyblast", Last Available: "2009-12"
5350	upside-down A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used)	0		Skill: "Surge of Icing", Last Available: "2009-12"
5351	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)	0		Skill: "Stealth Mistletoe", Last Available: "2009-12"
5352	narrow A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)	0		Skill: "Cringle's Curative Carol", Last Available: "2009-12"
5353	upside-down jar of oil	0		
5354	blinking The Art of Slapfighting (used)	0		Class: "Seal Clubber", Skill: "Iron Palm Technique", Last Available: "2010-06"
5355	Uncle Romulus (used)	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer", Skill: "Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin", Last Available: "2010-03"
5356	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Skill: "Stringozzi Serpent", Last Available: "2010-04"
5357	mirror Zu Mannk&auml;se Dienen (used)	0		Class: "Sauceror", Skill: "K&auml;seso&szlig;esturm", Last Available: "2010-01"
5358	Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)	0		Class: "Disco Bandit", Skill: "Kung Fu Hustler", Last Available: "2011-01"
5359	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)	0		Class: "Accordion Thief", Skill: "Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration", Last Available: "2010-02"
5360	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)	0		Skill: "Toynado", Last Available: "2010-12"
5361	The Joy of Wassailing (used)	0		Skill: "Wassail", Last Available: "2010-12"
5362	blurry upside-down CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	0		Skill: "Fashionably Late", Last Available: "2011-01"
5363	bouncing CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	0		Skill: "Executive Narcolepsy", Last Available: "2011-01"
5364	narrow CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	0		Skill: "Lunch Break", Last Available: "2011-01"
5365	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	0		Skill: "Offensive Joke", Last Available: "2011-01"
5366	yellow CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	0		Skill: "Managerial Manipulation", Last Available: "2011-01"
5367	olive Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded)	0		Skill: "Natural Born Skeleton Killer", Last Available: "2011-05"
5368	Ellsbury's journal (used)	0		Skill: "Unaccompanied Miner", Last Available: "2010-09"
5369	scorching KoL Con 8-Bit power bracelet	0		Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-09"
5370	boiler	0		
5371	stuffed-shirt scarecrow	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-11"
5372	tumbling grievous plastic trollipop	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2011-12"
5373	teal plastic Fudge Wizard of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-12"
5374	plastic abominable fudgeman of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2011-12"
5375	lion tamer's plastic colollilossus	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2011-12"
5376	wool plastic Big Candy of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2011-12"
5377	The Groose in the Hoose	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12"
5378	spruce juice	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5379	boiled wobbly groose grease	1	awesome	Last Available: "2012-12"
5380	mirror lollipop stick	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5381	bananagate	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5382	blurry pearidot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5383	tourmalime	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5384	kumquartz	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5385	strawberyl	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5386	ridiculous belt of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Last Available: "2011-11"
5387	squat fireproof ridiculous earring	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2011-11"
5388	skewed huge ridiculous sunglasses of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2011-11"
5389	massive adequate ridiculous sandwich	9	good	Last Available: "2011-11"
5390	hand-crafted ridiculous cocktail	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-11"
5391	arcane researcher's supercool zombie monkey necklace	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
5392	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	0		
5393	scrap of paper	0		
5394	sandpaper	0		
5395	peppermint sprout	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5396	warmed vacuum-sealed peppermint twist	0		Effect: "Deadly Flashing Blade", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2011-11"
5397	decent upside-down red peppermint patty	3	good	Last Available: "2011-11"
5398	peppermint crook	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5399	peppermint rhino baby	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5400	candy cane candygram	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
5401	blue peppermint parasol	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5402	ghostly yellow slick candy cane	0		Moxie: +10, Last Available: "2011-12"
5403	Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5404	blinking upside-down Peppermint Pip Packet	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5405	double-paned quilted cane-mail shirt of Gandalf	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
5406	forbidden cool brainy cane-mail pants	0		Mysticality: +5, Moxie: +5, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-12"
5407	smooth fancy blinking Vodka Matryoshka	3	awesome	Effect: "Rave Nirvana", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2011-12"
5408	bad Gin Mint	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-12"
5409	delicious fortified Tequiz Navidad	5	awesome	Last Available: "2011-12"
5410	drinkable spinning Mint Yulep	3	good	Last Available: "2011-12"
5411	hand-crafted practically non-alcoholic Crimbojito	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2011-12"
5412	hand-crafted Sangria de Menthe	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-12"
5413	teal candycaine powder	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
5414	gray licorice boa	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
5415	concentrated fuchsia licorice root	0		Effect: "Nuts about Candy", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2011-12"
5416	boiled blurry banana supersucker	0		Effect: "Ass Over Teakettle", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2011-11"
5417	aerosolized mirror pear supersucker	0		Effect: "Grumpy and Ornery", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2011-11"
5418	alkaline pulsating lime supersucker	0		Effect: "Warm Shoulders", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2011-11"
5419	triple-dry polymerized gray kumquat supersucker	0		Effect: "Lemon Enlightenment", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2011-11"
5420	vacuum-sealed alkaline ghostly strawberry supersucker	0		Effect: "It's Electric!", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2011-11"
5421	huge sinister bananarama bangle	0		Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5422	studded pair of pearidot earrings	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5423	yellow tourmalime tourniquet of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5424	yellow educational kumquartz ring	0		Experience: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5425	thinker's strawberyl necklace	0		Mysticality: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5426	double-paned sucker bucket of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2011-11"
5427	chaotic sucker hakama	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "afk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-11"
5428	pulsating hardy sucker kabuto	0		Maximum HP: +50, Familiar Effect: "Atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-11"
5429	sucker tachi of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2011-11"
5430	blinking sucker scaffold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5431	narrow cinnamon troll doll	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5432	yellow grape troll doll	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5433	raspberry troll doll	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5434	DNOTC Box	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
5435	ghostly gray bouncing fudgecule	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5436	cold-filtered pickled fudge lily	0		Effect: "Frostbeard", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2011-11"
5437	superheated fudge	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5438	vacuum-sealed nitrogenated pickled fluid of fudge-finding	0		Effect: "Human-Demon Hybrid", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2011-11"
5439	fudgepuck	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5440	toothsome fudgesicle	4	awesome	Last Available: "2011-11"
5441	twirling wand of fudge control	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5442	The Kloop in the Coop	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12"
5443	cyan miniscule beatbox	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5444	non-Vulcanized devilish folio	0		Effect: "'Roids of the Rhinoceros", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2012-12"
5445	upside-down clumsiness bark	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5446	skewed blue jar full of wind	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5447	dangerous jerkcicle	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5448	skewed furious stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5449	vanity stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5450	lecherous stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5451	jealousy stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5452	avarice stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5453	gluttonous stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5454	gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5455	upside-down gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5456	yellow gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5457	magnetized Vulcanized Fudgie Roll	0		Effect: "Strong Spirit", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2011-11"
5458	rotten fancy fudge bunny	3	crappy	Effect: "White-boy Angst", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2011-11"
5459	fudge spork	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5460	upside-down arcane researcher's Fonzie's fudgecycle of the glutton	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5461	fuchsia fudge cube	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5462	blank fudge mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5463	Libram of Resolutions	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-01", Skill: "Summon Resolutions"
5464	warmed resolution: be wealthier	0		Effect: "Salty Dogs", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2012-01"
5465	quantum ghostly tumbling resolution: be happier	0		Effect: "Pasty", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2012-01"
5466	pickled shaking resolution: be stronger	0		Effect: "Hella Smooth", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2012-01"
5467	moist resolution: be smarter	0		Effect: "Dwarven Hardiness", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2012-01"
5468	activated huge resolution: be sexier	0		Effect: "Orc Chops", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2012-01"
5469	nitrogenated polarized narrow wobbly resolution: be feistier	0		Effect: "Tiki Temerity", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2012-01"
5470	tarnished resolution: be kinder	0		Effect: "Egg-stra Arm", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2012-01"
5471	wet energized resolution: be more adventurous	0		Effect: "Bloodstain-Resistant", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2012-01"
5472	magnetized spinning upside-down resolution: be luckier	0		Effect: "So You Can Work More...", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2012-01"
5473	gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5474	gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5475	gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5476	tarnished ghostly gummi salamander	0		Effect: "PERL of Great Price", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2011-11"
5477	energized skewed gummi snake	0		Effect: "Chilblains of the Corn", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2011-11"
5478	dry pulsating gummi canary	0		Effect: "Buzzard Breath", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2011-11"
5479	spoiled big gummi bear	5	crappy	Last Available: "2011-11"
5480	spoiled small gummi bear	2	crappy	Last Available: "2011-11"
5481	adequate gray gummi bear	4	good	Last Available: "2011-11"
5482	tiny stale drunki-bear	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-11"
5483	thick spoiled bouncing purple drunki-bear	5	crappy	Last Available: "2011-11"
5484	normal low-calorie drunki-bear	1	good	Last Available: "2011-11"
5485	hale gummi bowtie	0		Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2011-11"
5486	wobbly fudge pocket square of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2011-11"
5487	dance instructor's lollipop cufflinks	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Last Available: "2011-11"
5488	blurry trilobite fossil	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5489	shaking ammonite fossil	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5490	belemnite fossil	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5491	trilobite candy mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5492	narrow ammonite candy mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5493	wobbly belemnite candy mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5494	magnetized yellow gummi trilobite	0		Effect: "Baconstoned", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2011-11"
5495	vacuum-sealed gummi ammonite	0		Effect: "The Halls of Mysticality", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2011-11"
5496	boiled tarnished pickled gummi belemnite	0		Effect: "Strange Mental Acuity", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2011-11"
5497	all-year sucker	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5498	heart of dark chocolate	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5499	wholesome fortified Big Candy's tophat	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-11"
5500	tumbling Fuzzby	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-11"
5501	yellow Jackass Plumber home game	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5502	Trivial Avocations board game	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5503	blinking squat Tickle-Me Emilio	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5504	blessed box	0		
5505	pack of pogs	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5506	big adequate enchanted jerky coins	5	good	Effect: "Phairly Balanced", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2011-11"
5507	drinkable ghostly Go-Wassail	3	good	Last Available: "2011-11"
5508	vacuum-sealed frozen maroon Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	0		Effect: "Arabian Knighthood", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2011-11"
5509	polarized upside-down teal bottle of bubbles	0		Effect: "Happy Trails", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2011-11"
5510	pressed skewed wind-up meatcar	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Hot Linguine", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2011-11"
5511	Trivial Avocations Card: What?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5512	spinning twirling Trivial Avocations Card: When?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5513	Trivial Avocations Card: Who?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5514	Trivial Avocations Card: Where?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5515	pog #01 (spider)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5516	spinning pulsating pog #02 (Knob goblin)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5517	pog #03 (warwelf)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5518	pog #04 (skleleton)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5519	skewed pog #05 (ninja snowman)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5520	pog #06 (filthy hippy)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5521	lime green pog #07 (orcish frat boy)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5522	narrow pog #08 (hellion)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5523	pog #09 (pirate)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5524	pog #10 (hobo)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5525	purple pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5526	modified spinning wobbly Atomic Pop	0		Effect: "Void Between the Stars", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2020-09"
5527	do-rag	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-11"
5528	spinning whimpering willow bark	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5529	decent shaking berries of suffering	3	good	Last Available: "2012-12"
5530	electrified double-vacuum-sealed baobab sap	0		Effect: "Rootin' Around", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2012-12"
5531	cup of hickory chicory	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5532	spinning magnolia blossom	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5533	modified enhanced unsweetened shaking Mortimer's nostrum	0		Effect: "'Roids of the Rhinoceros", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2012-12"
5534	drinkable high-proof Barulio's bottle	9	good	Last Available: "2012-12"
5535	adjusted warmed Marvin's marvelous pill	0		Effect: "Sugary Tongue", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2012-12"
5536	shaking Winifred's whistle	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5537	pulsating prose pen	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5538	half-empty carton of milk	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5539	pulsating glass of warm water	0		Free Pull
5540	electrified desktop zen garden	0		Effect: "Polar Express", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2012-12"
5541	huge Vivian's Vitamin	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5542	twirling narrow pink-belly slapper	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5543	Sinatra's Leapin' Trousers of the bloodbag	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum HP: +100
5544	perfectly mixed weak eggnog	2	super ultra mega EPIC	Last Available: "2012-12"
5545	snack-sized decent hamhock	2	good	Last Available: "2012-12"
5546	upside-down The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants	0		Skill: "Torment Plant", Last Available: "2012-12"
5547	Clancy's sackbut	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5548	Ghost Pinching Quarterly	0		Skill: "Pinch Ghost", Last Available: "2012-12"
5549	ghostly Clancy's crumhorn	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5550	The Snitch's Manifesto	0		Skill: "Tattle", Last Available: "2012-12"
5551	Clancy's lute	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5552	Trusty of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20
5553	can of Rain-Doh	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5554	empty Rain-Doh can	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5555	galvanized lime green tumbling fireclutch	0		Effect: "Powdered", Effect Duration: 67
5556	vibrating Rain-Doh wings of Flo-Jo	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Initiative: +100, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2012-02"
5557	blue Rain-Doh agent	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5558	ruddy experienced Rain-Doh laser gun	0		Experience: +2, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2012-02"
5559	blinking family-friendly sizzling Rain-Doh lantern	0		Hot Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Softcore Only, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Stench", Last Available: "2012-02"
5560	blue Rain-Doh balls	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5561	pulsating Rain-Doh indigo cup	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5562	chaotic boxer's Rain-Doh violet bo	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2012-02"
5563	Rain-Doh box	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5564	ghostly Rain-Doh box full of monster	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5565	spoiled jumbo purple PB&BP	5	crappy	
5566	normal club sandwich	4	good	
5567	flavorless wobbly corned-beef Reuben	4	decent	
5568	fuchsia frayed ninja rope	0		
5569	twirling dull ninja crampons	0		
5570	shaking loose ninja carabiner	0		
5571	Groar's fur	0		
5572	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	0		
5573	extra-dry bad Drac & Tan	5	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5574	practically non-alcoholic bad jittery Transylvania Sling	1	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5575	hand-crafted Shot of the Living Dead	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5576	perfectly mixed watered-down Buttery Knob	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5577	drinkable Slippery Knob	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5578	lousy Flaming Knob	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5579	watered-down hand-crafted Grasshopper	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5580	practically non-alcoholic acceptable Locust	1	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5581	high-proof tolerable Plague of Locusts	10	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5582	perfectly mixed weak Red Dwarf	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5583	hand-crafted upside-down narrow Golden Mean	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5584	hand-crafted weak Green Giant	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5585	artisanal jittery Aye Aye	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5586	perfectly mixed tumbling Aye Aye, Captain	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5587	hand-crafted Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5588	acceptable blue Humanitini	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5589	lousy mirror More Humanitini than Humanitini	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5590	mediocre Oh, the Humanitini	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5591	bad jittery Great Older Fashioned	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5592	irresponsibly strong aged Fuzzy Tentacle	9	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5593	perfectly mixed Crazymaker	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5594	watered-down aged red Zoodriver	2	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5595	drinkable practically non-alcoholic lime green Sloe Comfortable Zoo	1	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5596	fortified drinkable Sloe Comfortable Zoo on Fire	5	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5597	bad upside-down Suffering Sinner	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5598	lousy weak blue Suppurating Sinner	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5599	weak acceptable Sizzling Sinner	2	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5600	delicious weak Firewater	2	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5601	special drinkable practically non-alcoholic Earth and Firewater	1	good	Effect: "Cringle's Curative Carol", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2012-03"
5602	watered-down perfectly mixed Earth, Wind and Firewater	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5603	fancy aged Slimosa	4	awesome	Effect: "Morninja", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2012-03"
5604	acceptable spinning Extra-slimy Slimosa	4	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5605	perfectly mixed practically non-alcoholic Slimebite	1	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5606	tolerable tumbling Cement Mixer	4	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5607	irresponsibly strong mediocre Jackhammer	6	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5608	delicious tumbling Dump Truck	4	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5609	tolerable triple-distilled Fauna Libre	6	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5610	aged special Chakra Libre	3	awesome	Effect: "Space Tripping", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2012-03"
5611	artisanal huge Aura Libre	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5612	bad Sazerorc	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5613	special lousy distilled jittery Sazuruk-hai	5	decent	Effect: "Pyromania", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2012-03"
5614	hand-crafted Flaming Sazerorc	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5615	drinkable watered-down gray Green Velvet	2	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5616	smooth Green Muslin	3	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5617	perfectly mixed Green Burlap	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5618	mediocre twirling Mohobo	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5619	artisanal irresponsibly strong Moonshine Mohobo	10	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5620	acceptable Flaming Mohobo	4	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5621	artisanal teal Drunken Philosopher	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5622	artisanal squat Drunken Neurologist	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5623	aged squat Drunken Astrophysicist	3	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5624	watered-down lousy Dark & Starry	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5625	tolerable Black Hole	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5626	triple-distilled aged Event Horizon	9	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5627	smooth Herring Daiquiri	4	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5628	drinkable watered-down Herring Wallbanger	2	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5629	mediocre upside-down Herringtini	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5630	practically non-alcoholic mediocre Lollipop Drop	1	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5631	drinkable Candy Alexander	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5632	bad weak Candicaine	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5633	weak lousy ghostly Caipiranha	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5634	artisanal blurry Flying Caipiranha	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5635	perfectly mixed Flaming Caipiranha	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5636	boozy bad Punchplanter	5	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5637	spirit-forward bad lime green mirror Doublepunchplanter	5	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5638	perfectly mixed irresponsibly strong Haymaker	10	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5639	ghostly Small Medium	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-03"
5640	crystal decanter	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-03"
5641	normal upside-down fungus	3	good	
5642	red poisoned dart	0		
5643	moist twirling green stone wool	0		Effect: "Haunted Liver", Effect Duration: 27
5644	jittery stones	0		
5645	upside-down the Nostril of the Serpent	0		
5646	narrow calendar fragment	0		
5647	occult calendar	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25
5648	purple boxer's Boris's Helm of vim and vigor	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Familiar Effect: "atk, MP regen, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-04", Minstrel Level: +1, Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Boris)]
5649	skewed smartaleck's beefy staph of homophones	0		Muscle: +10, Moxie Percent: +30, Alters Page Text
5650	maroon shaking lard-coated personal trainer's Boris's Helm (askew) of mayonnaise	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: 75, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Familiar Effect: "atk, MP regen, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-04", Minstrel Level: +1, Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Boris)]
5651	mime soul fragment	0		Last Available: "2012-04"
5652	Monster Manuel	0		Free Pull
5653	pulsating blue key-o-tron	0		
5654	massive bland nailswurst	8	decent	
5655	high-proof acceptable used beer	7	good	
5656	Huggler Radio	0		Free Pull
5657	shaking fettucini &eacute;pines Inconnu recipe	0		Recipe: "fettucini &eacute;pines Inconnu"
5658	slap and slap again recipe	0		Recipe: "slap and slap again"
5659	flame-retardant insulting hat	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "cap 2"
5660	huge careful offensive moustache	0		Monster Level: -10, Single Equip
5661	hairshirt of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50
5662	shaking Olympic-sized Clan crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-05"
5663	microwave	0		Free Pull
5664	upside-down pony keg	0		Free Pull
5665	How to Tolerate Jerks	0		Skill: "Thick-Skinned"
5666	How to Hold a Grudge	0		Skill: "Chip on your Shoulder"
5667	lime green puppet strings	0		Free Pull
5668	bagged &quot;L&quot;	0		
5669	club	0		
5670	fancy small rotten fettucini &eacute;pines Inconnu	2	crappy	Effect: "Chow Downed", Effect Duration: 35
5671	weak perfectly mixed slap and slap again	2	EPIC	
5672	gunpowder burrito	2	good	
5673	beery blood	2	good	
5674	&quot;L&quot;	0		
5675	pickled pulsating watered-down Red Minotaur	1		
5676	twirling pool torpedo	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5677	Ze&trade; goggles of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "Atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2012-05"
5678	soggy used band-aid	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5679	fuchsia flame-wreathed supercool stylish swimsuit	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 10", Last Available: "2012-05"
5680	blinking lost key	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5681	stale low-calorie purple skewed P.B.L.T.	1	decent	
5682	pulsating note from Clancy	0		Skill: "Request Sandwich"
5683	BURT	0		
5684	olive handful of juicy garbage	0		
5685	blinking bugbear communicator badge	0		
5686	quantum nanopolymer spider web	0		
5687	spinning bugbear autopsy tweezers	0		
5688	vibrating UV monocular	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Single Equip
5689	drone self-destruct chip	0		
5690	bouncing Jeff Goldblum larva	0		
5691	pacification grenade	0		
5692	skewed avaricious quantum disintegrator pistol	0		Meat Drop: +30
5693	Temple Grandin's phase-tuned shield generator belt	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Single Equip
5694	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	0		
5695	Sinatra's bugbear detector	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Single Equip
5696	bugbear purification pill	0		
5697	tumbling 1 Meat	0		
5698	red Temple Grandin's The Lost Glasses of doom	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
5699	blurry gray The Lost Pill Bottle	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5700	The Lost Comb	0		
5701	Moping Artistic Goth Kid	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-06"
5702	mannequin	0		Familiar Weight: +5
5703	ghostly crayon shavings	0		Last Available: "2012-06"
5704	red wax bugbear	0		Last Available: "2012-06"
5705	spinning scorching strapping wax hat	0		Muscle: +5, Hot Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy", Last Available: "2012-06"
5706	squat hale wax pants of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Maximum HP: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 12", Last Available: "2012-06"
5707	FDKOL commendation	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5708	boiled concentrated drop of water-37	0		Effect: "Adventurer's Best Friendship", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2012-07"
5709	smartaleck's thinker's fireman's helmet	0		Mysticality: +10, Moxie Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "cold atk", Last Available: "2012-07"
5712	wobbly fire axe of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Last Available: "2012-07"
5713	scandalous studded brawny fire extinguisher	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Damage Absorption: +80, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2012-07"
5714	shaking FDKOL tattoo	0		
5715	mirror Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians	0		Skill: "Frigidalmatian", Last Available: "2012-07"
5716	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	0		Skill: "Frigidalmatian", Last Available: "2012-07"
5717	adequate FDKOL hotcakes	3	good	Last Available: "2012-07"
5718	hot egg	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5719	smoking grass	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5720	small moldy olive fiery wing	2	crappy	Last Available: "2012-07"
5721	wings of fire of the dark arts of the sewer	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2012-07"
5722	skewed Temple Grandin's FDKOL fire hose	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2012-07"
5723	flattened ionized cold-filtered wobbly bottle of fire	0		Effect: "Hobo Flavor", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2012-07"
5724	molten brick	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5725	hot daub	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5726	auspicious dog trainer's hot daub bun	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Item Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 21", Last Available: "2012-07"
5727	beefy hot daub stand of Calamity Jane	0		Muscle: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 21", Last Available: "2012-07"
5728	hardy dance instructor's foot-long hot daub	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2012-07"
5729	bouncing ballpark hot daub	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5730	decent angst burger	3	good	
5731	irresponsibly strong artisanal narrow wobbly 5-hour acrimony	7	EPIC	
5732	spinning blank note	0		
5733	eerily silent box	0		
5734	rotten immense forbidden sausage	6	crappy	
5735	MacGyver's Lord Flameface's cloak	0		Maximum MP: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Swirl Cloak", Last Available: "2012-07"
5736	polymerized narrow Drizzlers&trade; Black Licorice	0		Effect: "Toothy Grin", Effect Duration: 17
5737	triple-moist corrupted daub-breaker	0		Effect: "Abyssal Sweat", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2020-09"
5738	gray chaotic Camp Scout backpack	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Softcore Only, Drops Items, Last Available: "2012-07"
5739	ghostly CSA fire-starting kit	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5740	flavorless snack-sized bag of GORP	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-07"
5741	artisanal water purification pills	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-07"
5742	Camp Scout pup tent	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5743	smooth practically non-alcoholic CSA scoutmaster's &quot;water&quot;	1	awesome	Last Available: "2012-07"
5744	decent mirror bag of GORF	3	good	Last Available: "2012-07"
5745	teal CSA discount card	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
5746	stale jumbo bag of QWOP	5	decent	Last Available: "2012-07"
5747	quadruple-pressed irradiated CSA bravery badge	0		Effect: "Deadly Lampblade", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2012-07"
5748	narrow CSA all-purpose soap	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5749	practically non-alcoholic mediocre CSA cheerfulness ration	1	decent	Last Available: "2012-07"
5750	CSA obedience grenade	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5751	Tales of the Word Realms	0		
5752	bland special massive tumbling crappy brain	9	decent	Effect: "Stimulated Body", Effect Duration: 25
5753	normal fancy gigantic decent brain	8	good	Effect: "Human-Constellation Hybrid", Effect Duration: 5
5754	snack-sized tasty blue good brain	2	awesome	
5755	normal boss brain	3	good	
5756	big special spoiled gray hunter brain	5	crappy	Effect: "Cybernetic Muscles", Effect Duration: 45
5758	dance instructor's brainy Staff of Holiday Sensations	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2011-11"
5759	mansplainer's sinister staff	0		Spell Damage: +10, Monster Level: +15
5760	upside-down padded Socratic staff of horror	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Damage Absorption: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +25
5761	veiny Staff of the Scummy Sink of horror of Flo-Jo	0		Maximum HP: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +100, Slime Hates It: +1
5762	nose	0		
5763	upside-down Newton's beefcake's Superhero Reboots	0		Muscle: +25, Experience (Mysticality): +3
5764	extremely unsafe fuzzy busby of chilblains	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Cold Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 32"
5765	censurious fuzzy earmuffs of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 32"
5766	Fonzie's Rosewater's fuzzy montera of Leguizamo	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience (Moxie): +1, Monster Level: +20, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 32"
5767	upside-down Unagnimated Gnome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-08"
5768	gnomish swimmer's ears	0		Better Diver: +10, Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "underwater", Last Available: "2012-08"
5769	gnomish coal miner's lung	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "block", Last Available: "2012-08"
5770	gnomish tennis elbow	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "damage", Last Available: "2012-08"
5771	ghostly spinning gnomish housemaid's kgnee	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "gain advs", Last Available: "2012-08"
5772	gnomish athlete's foot	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "delevel", Last Available: "2012-08"
5773	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	0		
5774	skewed talkative skull	0		
5775	fronts	0		Familiar Weight: +5
5776	blurry MacGyver's curative Barney's rake	0		Maximum MP: +100, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
5778	bland idiot brain	4	decent	
5779	scorching keel-haulin' knife	0		Hot Damage: +25
5780	ice cream scoop of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3
5781	mediocre irresponsibly strong soft echo eyedrop antidote martini	8	decent	
5782	upside-down pulsating morningwood plank	0		
5783	raging hardwood plank	0		
5784	shaking weirdwood plank	0		
5785	thick caulk	0		
5786	green hard screw	0		
5787	wobbly messy butt joint	0		
5788	smut orc keepsake box	0		
5789	bubblin' crude	0		
5790	box of bear arms	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5791	up-at-dawn frosty right bear arm	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +5, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Kodiak Moment", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Grizzly Scene", Last Available: "2012-09", Softcore Only: [1-path(Zombie Slayer)]
5792	rock-hard dangerous slick left bear arm	0		Moxie: +10, Weapon Damage: +10, Damage Reduction: 5, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bear-Backrub", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bear-ly Legal", Last Available: "2012-09", Softcore Only: [1-path(Zombie Slayer)]
5793	spinning groovy Hat O' Nine Tails	0		Moxie Percent: +10
5794	galvanized Enchanted Plunger	0		Effect: "Innately Strong", Effect Duration: 52
5795	galvanized quadruple-altered Enchanted Flyswatter	0		Effect: "The Spy Who Loved XP", Effect Duration: 16
5796	irradiated blurry Gearhead Goo	0		Effect: "Bilious Brawn", Effect Duration: 17
5797	energized deionized mirror pulsating purple Missing Eye Simulation Device	0		Effect: "Phairly Balanced", Effect Duration: 19
5798	quadruple-anodized Vulcanized non-diffused Gnollish Crossdress	0		Effect: "Cool Spirit", Effect Duration: 58
5799	quadruple-unsweetened aerosolized teal eldritch dough	0		Effect: "Polka of Plenty", Effect Duration: 34
5800	galvanized tumbling Charity's choker	0		Effect: "In the Saucestream", Effect Duration: 58
5801	aerosolized huge Smart Bone Dust	0		Effect: "The Style... of the Future", Effect Duration: 46
5802	adjusted magnetized perpendicular guano	0		Effect: "Barking Mad", Effect Duration: 68
5803	aerosolized warmed White Chocolate Golem Seeds	0		Effect: "Shoesauce", Effect Duration: 32
5804	energized quadruple-pickled jittery Shivering Ch&egrave;vre	0		Effect: "On the Shoulders of Giants", Effect Duration: 40
5805	electrified flattened blinking red ghostly breath mint	0		Effect: "Blessing of Squirtlcthulli", Effect Duration: 32
5806	alkaline double-activated twirling tumbling muesli	0		Effect: "Bread-Lined", Effect Duration: 51
5807	moist glass of warm milk	0		Effect: "Hopped Up on Goofballs", Effect Duration: 18
5808	enhanced blinking glass of gnat milk	0		Effect: "Bricked-In", Effect Duration: 20
5809	adjusted ghostly Knob Goblin Mutagen	0		Effect: "Top Dog", Effect Duration: 48
5810	extra-unsweetened Tears of the Quiet Healer	0		Effect: "Mucilaginous Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 29
5811	irradiated tube of lipstick	0		Effect: "Serendipi Tea", Effect Duration: 65
5812	irradiated vacuum-sealed upside-down olive skelelton spine	0		Effect: "Retrograde Relaxation", Effect Duration: 25
5813	unsweetened smut orc sunglasses	0		Effect: "Sewer-Drenched", Effect Duration: 16
5814	anodized huge blob of acid	0		Effect: "Brawnee's Anthem of Absorption", Effect Duration: 66
5815	polarized moist flayed mind	0		Effect: "Using Protection", Effect Duration: 11
5816	modified kobold kibble	0		Effect: "Ode to Booze", Effect Duration: 21
5817	deionized ionized tumbling forest spirit rattle	0		Effect: "Alpine Mintiness", Effect Duration: 51
5818	magnetized chilled blinking Stone Golem pebbles	0		Effect: "Barking Mad", Effect Duration: 54
5819	modified double-altered twirling gravy fairy warlock hat	0		Effect: "Astral Shell", Effect Duration: 44
5820	boiled spinning bull blubber	0		Effect: "All Fired Up", Effect Duration: 33
5821	liquefied frog lip-print	0		Effect: "Buggy Flavor", Effect Duration: 43
5822	colloidal dry gazely stare	0		Effect: "Spooky Hands", Effect Duration: 31
5823	dry canopic jar	0		Effect: "Wistfully Nostalgic", Effect Duration: 46
5824	frozen clove-flavored lip balm	0		Effect: "Singer's Faithful Ocelot", Effect Duration: 17
5825	polarized blurry Skullery Maid's Knee	0		Effect: "Tightly-Wound Spine", Effect Duration: 18
5826	moist double-pickled pressed blurry yellow zombie hollandaise	0		Effect: "Helping Comes Second", Effect Duration: 20
5827	unsweetened triple-quantum skeletal banana	0		Effect: "Here's Mud in Your Eye", Effect Duration: 61
5828	dry corrupted non-enhanced gilt perfume bottle	0		Effect: "Carrion' On", Effect Duration: 42
5829	deionized wet twirling squat janglin' bones	0		Effect: "Serendipi Tea", Effect Duration: 65
5830	adjusted triple-vacuum-sealed tumbling pygmy papers	0		Effect: "Turkey-Agitated", Effect Duration: 57
5831	flattened dry narrow pygmy dart	0		Effect: "Heart of Yellow", Effect Duration: 14
5832	boiled galvanized diffused secret mummy herbs and spices	0		Effect: "Dances with Tweedles", Effect Duration: 37
5833	magnetized triple-alkaline cyan brigand brittle	0		Effect: "Helvella Health", Effect Duration: 39
5834	galvanized vacuum-sealed holistic headache remedy	0		Effect: "Brother Flying Burrito's Blessing", Effect Duration: 16
5835	polarized concentrated scrunchie tourniquet	0		Effect: "Blood-Gorged", Effect Duration: 40
5836	adjusted skewed upside-down narrow embezzler's oil	0		Effect: "Rat-Faced", Effect Duration: 40
5837	vacuum-sealed electrified blurry Fu Manchu Wax	0		Effect: "Feet of Watermelon", Effect Duration: 53
5838	cold-filtered blinking Iiti Kitty Gumdrop	0		Effect: "Blackberry Politeness", Effect Duration: 51
5839	magnetized blurry ravenous eye	0		Effect: "Hippy Flavor", Effect Duration: 17
5840	chilled Rogue Windmill Rouge	0		Effect: "Feet of Watermelon", Effect Duration: 18
5841	polymerized flattened A muse-bouche	0		Effect: "Egg-headedness", Effect Duration: 16
5842	concentrated spinning toothbrush	0		Effect: "Balls of Ectoplasm", Effect Duration: 58
5843	liquefied ghostly yellow pirate cream pie	0		Effect: "Vitamin-Maxed", Effect Duration: 65
5844	aerosolized triple-modified red una poca de gracia	0		Effect: "Indescribable Flavor", Effect Duration: 12
5845	ionized flattened quadruple-altered wobbly red compressed air canister	0		Effect: "Souper Vengeful", Effect Duration: 31
5846	anodized diffused double-boiled salt water taffy	0		Effect: "Blood-Rich", Effect Duration: 61
5847	non-oxidized mirror unholy water	0		Effect: "Antsy in your Pantsy", Effect Duration: 25
5848	double-deionized ionized Bangyomaman battle juice	0		Effect: "Mushroom Melody", Effect Duration: 61
5849	Vulcanized extra-denatured narrow lime green handyman &quot;hand soap&quot;	0		Effect: "You're Not Cooking", Effect Duration: 35
5850	enhanced space marine flash grenade	0		Effect: "Stands Alone", Effect Duration: 58
5851	altered colloidal tarnished squat temporary tribal tattoo	0		Effect: "Hot Hands", Effect Duration: 56
5852	diffused magnetized cyan narrow oil-filled donut	0		Effect: "Educated (Sorta)", Effect Duration: 21
5853	nitrogenated stick-on gnome beard	0		Effect: "Stimulated Brain", Effect Duration: 40
5854	diffused tarnished blinking BRICKO stud	0		Effect: "Pumped Up", Effect Duration: 63
5855	polarized Osk'r Chow	0		Effect: "Big Ol' Glass of Rum", Effect Duration: 59
5856	anodized Scuba Snack	0		Effect: "Burnt 'n' Turnt", Effect Duration: 18
5857	quantum spinning bouncing grey cube	0		Effect: "Top Dog", Effect Duration: 48
5858	oxidized activated boiled wobbly votive candle	0		Effect: "Army of One", Effect Duration: 52
5859	quantum huge gray huge booby trap	0		Effect: "Space Cadet", Effect Duration: 49
5860	warmed cyan Agent Corrigan's cigarette	0		Effect: "Mer-kindliness", Effect Duration: 39
5861	nitrogenated moist narrow good ash	0		Effect: "Strawberry Alarm", Effect Duration: 51
5862	Tome of Rad Libs	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-09", Skill: "Summon Rad Libs"
5863	twirling Rad Lib	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5864	yellow papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; glob	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5865	aerosolized concentrated papier-mochi	0		Effect: "Turkey-Ambitious", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2012-09"
5866	alkaline aerosolized shaking papier-m&acirc;chaeranthera	0		Effect: "Mucilaginous Muscle", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2012-09"
5867	colloidal non-boiled spinning papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; toothpicks	0		Effect: "Tiki Thoughtfulness", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2012-09"
5868	Lo Pan's Oprah's papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute;te	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Alters Page Text, Last Available: "2012-09"
5869	blinking blurry healthy papier-m&acirc;chine gun of the early riser	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Adventures: +7, Alters Page Text, Last Available: "2012-09"
5870	flame-wreathed Temple Grandin's papier-masque	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Alters Page Text, Last Available: "2012-09"
5871	papier-mitre of James Dean of the boozehound	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Booze Drop: +100, Alters Page Text, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-09"
5872	Jeselnik's Socratic papier-m&acirc;churidars	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Sleaze Damage: +25, Alters Page Text, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-09"
5873	blinking maroon papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; plaque	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5874	papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; handle	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5875	papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; base	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5876	jittery papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; bowl	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5877	papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; trophy pi&ntilde;ata	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5878	Rainbow Jello Mould of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10
5879	Pete & Jackie's Dragon Tooth Emporium Catalog	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5880	blurry packet of dragon's teeth	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5881	skeleton	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5882	miser's nippy ruddy skeleton skis	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Cold Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-10"
5883	decent bite-sized skeleton quiche	1	good	Last Available: "2012-10"
5884	skeletal scabbard	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-10"
5885	skeletal skiff	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5886	lightning-fast weightlifter's Bonestabber of the cougar of horror	0		Muscle: +15, Moxie: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2012-10"
5887	bad crystal skeleton vodka	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-10"
5888	Lazybones&trade; recliner	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5889	perfumed auxiliary backbone	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2012-10"
5890	green skulldozer egg	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5891	bouncing ribcage rollcage	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-10"
5892	liquefied that gum you like	0		Effect: "Medieval Mage Mayhem", Effect Duration: 65
5893	dreaming Jung man	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12"
5894	upside-down Little Crimson Book	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
5895	avatar of the Unconscious Collective	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12"
5896	canary nightlight	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
5897	mixed pulsating Unconscious Collective Dream Jar	1	decent	Effect: "Lucky Cat Is Lucky", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2013-12"
5898	jar of psychoses (The Suspicious-Looking Guy)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5899	jar of psychoses (The Captain of the Gourd)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5900	upside-down jar of psychoses (The Crackpot Mystic)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5901	jar of psychoses (The Old Man)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5902	jar of psychoses (The Pretentious Artist)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5903	jittery jar of psychoses (The Meatsmith)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5905	jar of psychoses (Jick)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5906	maroon mirror pixel pill	0		
5907	pixel energy tank	0		
5908	fuchsia pulsating ChibiBuddy&trade; (on)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5909	asbestos-lined crafty wedding ring	0		Maximum MP: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip
5910	squat deactivated nanobots	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-11"
5911	cyan nanorhino credit card	0		Last Available: "2012-11"
5912	Temple Grandin's savvy Solstice Shield	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +7
5913	anodized electrified candy sushi set	0		Effect: "Thick, Sick", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2012-12"
5914	dry enhanced twirling blurry sweet mochi ball	0		Effect: "Sweet Nostalgia", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2012-12"
5915	wet irradiated beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "Slightly Mutated", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2012-12"
5916	irradiated unsweetened sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "Tenacity of the Snapper", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2012-12"
5917	modified purple spinning cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "Super Accuracy", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2012-12"
5918	plastic animelf of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5919	narrow groovy plastic ChibiBuddy&trade;	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5920	coward's plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	0		Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5921	boxer's plastic Uncle Crimboku	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5922	bouncing horrifying plastic MechaElf	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
5923	jittery plastic ingot	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5924	electrical thingamabob	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5925	bouncing tumbling ChibiBuddy&trade; (off)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5926	jittery huge BittyCar MeatCar	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5927	bouncing BittyCar HotCar	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5928	brainwave-controlled unicorn horn of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Uni-Gore", Familiar Effect: "atk, 5xVolley, cap 2", Last Available: "2012-12"
5929	bubble-wrap simulator	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5930	squat huge blind-packed capsule toy	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5931	gravedigger's hardy plastic four-shadowed mime of bravery	0		Maximum HP: +50, Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5932	gray Oprah's plastic Bugbear Captain of the blizzard	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5933	bouncing Samson's smartaleck's plastic Rene C. Corman	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Experience (Muscle): +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5934	cyan wobbly quilted cool plastic Lord Flameface	0		Moxie: +5, Damage Absorption: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5935	upside-down blue censurious plastic Beebee King	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2012-12"
5936	supercool plastic Queen Bee	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5937	quilted plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Last Available: "2012-12"
5938	Jim Carey's plastic Clancy the Minstrel	0		Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
5939	asbestos-lined plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5940	blinking teal stiffened plastic spiderbugbear	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Last Available: "2012-12"
5941	fuchsia ribald plastic peacannon	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5942	sizzling plastic the Free Man	0		Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5943	nasty plastic fire servant	0		Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5944	Fonzie's plastic mumblebee	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Last Available: "2012-12"
5945	plastic moneybee of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Last Available: "2012-12"
5946	red nasty plastic beebee gunners	0		Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5947	energetic plastic beebee queue	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5948	Sinatra's plastic buzzerker	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5949	steel-toed plastic bee swarm	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Last Available: "2012-12"
5950	twirling fortified plastic batbugbear	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Last Available: "2012-12"
5951	purple wholesome plastic bugaboo	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5952	gray mirror perfumed plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5953	arcane researcher's plastic ops bugbear	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5954	blinking energetic plastic hypodermic bugbear	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5955	skewed family-friendly plastic cavebugbear	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2012-12"
5956	ghostly purple plastic Norville Rogers of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2012-12"
5957	olive mansplainer's plastic Scott the Miner	0		Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2012-12"
5958	aromatic plastic angry space marine	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2012-12"
5959	stanky plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
5960	upside-down plastic Father McGruber of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
5961	plastic Hank North, Photojournalist of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2012-12"
5962	horrifying plastic blazing bat	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
5963	avaricious electronic dulcimer pants of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +30, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play Hog Fiddle", Familiar Effect: "8xPotato, cap 2", Last Available: "2012-12"
5964	narrow A-Boo clue	0		
5965	hardened slick Frown Exerciser	0		Moxie: +10, Damage Reduction: 3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5966	huge soul monocle	0		Single Equip
5967	soul doorbell	0		
5968	soul coin	0		
5969	soul knife	0		
5970	soul mask of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip
5971	record of infuriating silence	0		Skill: "Silent Slam", Last Available: "2012-10"
5972	record of infuriating silence (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Slam", Last Available: "2012-10"
5973	blurry record of tranquil silence	0		Skill: "Silent Squirt", Last Available: "2012-10"
5974	record of tranquil silence (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Squirt", Last Available: "2012-10"
5975	tumbling record of menacing silence	0		Skill: "Silent Slice", Last Available: "2012-10"
5976	record of menacing silence (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Slice", Last Available: "2012-10"
5977	green stanky silent beret of the boozehound of the glutton	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Booze Drop: +100, Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 3"
5978	stale slice of pizza	4	decent	Last Available: "2013-02"
5979	mirror shaking huge coin	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5980	twirling cartoon heart	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5981	star	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5982	acceptable fancy tankard of ale	4	good	Effect: "Clyde's Blessing", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2013-02"
5983	vial of holy water	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5984	beefcake's cloth cap of the brazier of bravery	0		Muscle: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-02"
5985	blinking Sherlock's veiny hardened iron dagger	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum HP: +10, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2013-02"
5986	half-sized delicious hamburger	2	awesome	Last Available: "2013-02"
5987	dollar-sign bag	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5988	red potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5989	lime green potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5990	delicious fortified lime green bottle of wine	5	awesome	Last Available: "2013-02"
5991	round bomb	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5992	jittery sharpshooter's electrified iron helmet of the glutton	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Food Drop: +100, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-02"
5993	zippy supercharged steel sword of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2013-02"
5994	rotten whole roasted chicken	4	crappy	Last Available: "2013-02"
5995	massive gemstone	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5996	extra-strength potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5997	shaking potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5998	watered-down tolerable shining goblet	2	good	Last Available: "2013-02"
5999	blinking fireball	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6000	flame-wreathed stylish crown of the bloodbag	0		Moxie: +25, Maximum HP: +100, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "3xGhoul, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-02"
6001	therapeutic hardened personal trainer's sword	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Damage Reduction: 3, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2013-02"
6002	jittery mirror horrifying extremely unsafe Helm of the Scream Emperor of terror	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spooky Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xFairy, cap 30", Last Available: "2013-02"
6003	arcane researcher's thinker's Cloak of Dire Shadows of James Dean	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience (Moxie): +3, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Last Available: "2013-02"
6004	crafty healthy Sword of Dark Omens of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2013-02"
6005	sizzling wizardly Shield of Icy Fate of dire peril	0		Mysticality: +25, Weapon Damage: +20, Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-02"
6006	upside-down wool Greaves of the Murk Lord of extreme caution of doom	0		Monster Level: -25, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 30", Last Available: "2013-02"
6007	frosty forbidden smooth Gauntlets of the Blood Moon	0		Moxie: +15, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-02"
6008	veiny ruddy healthy Boots of Twilight Whispers	0		Maximum HP Percent: 60, Maximum HP: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-02"
6009	jittery lightning-fast fireproof scandalous Belt of Howling Anger	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +3, Initiative: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-02"
6010	pulsating logging hatchet of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50
6011	frosty orc wrist	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
6012	mirror forbidden freshwater pearl necklace	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50
6013	orcish stud-finder of the sweet-tooth of the early riser	0		Candy Drop: +100, Adventures: +7
6014	double-paned screwing pooch	0		Cold Resistance: +5
6015	altered shaking orcish hand lotion	0		Effect: "Deep-Seated Rage", Effect Duration: 24
6016	super-flattened blue orcish rubber	0		Effect: "French Bronilla Brogueishness", Effect Duration: 21
6017	activated irradiated spinning orcish nailing lube	0		Effect: "Hobo Flavor", Effect Duration: 48
6018	spirit-forward mediocre backwoods screwdriver	5	decent	
6019	Newton's loadstone	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3
6020	inspector's steel-toed Claybender glasses	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip
6021	mansplainer's Duskwalker fangs of the early riser	0		Monster Level: +15, Adventures: +7
6022	wobbly Space Tourist Phaser	0		
6023	fuchsia double-paned wholesome Whoompa Fur Pants	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 27"
6024	huge nasty Whatsian Ionic Pliers	0		Stench Damage: +5
6025	adjusted chilled Polysniff Perfume	0		Effect: "Knightlife", Effect Duration: 27
6026	green blinking Duskwalker syringe	0		
6027	squat Space Tours Tripple	0		
6028	Battlie Light Saver	0		
6029	blinking T.U.R.D.S. Key	0		
6030	dress pants of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, cap 28"
6031	dog trainer's badge of authority	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Single Equip
6032	lightning-fast strapping motorcycle boots	0		Muscle: +5, Initiative: +40, Single Equip
6033	supercool stolen necklace of the blizzard	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +25
6034	Tesla wholesome troll britches	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, cap 28"
6035	improved ghostly vial of The Glistening	0		Effect: "Shortened", Effect Duration: 38
6036	perfectly mixed weak artisanal limoncello	2	EPIC	
6037	ginger ale	0		
6038	bland half-sized incredible pizza	2	decent	
6039	mansplainer's oil cap of the cheetah	0		Monster Level: +15, Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "cap 28"
6040	jittery personal trainer's educational oil lamp	0		Experience: +1, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
6041	studded oil slacks	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 30"
6042	ghostly vibrating oil pan	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10
6043	narrow blurry boid	0		
6044	woim	0		
6045	Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	0		
6046	cyan BittyCar SoulCar	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6047	wobbly banded Misty Cloak of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Damage Absorption: +100
6048	greedy Misty Robe of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +20
6049	pulsating greedy knitted Jack Frost's Misty Cape	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +20
6050	woimbook	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6051	squat Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6052	stale wobbly Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-12"
6053	delicious Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	4	awesome	Last Available: "2012-12"
6054	liquefied ionized double-tarnished red Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	0		Effect: "Old Time Hydration", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2012-12"
6055	psychoanalytic jar	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6056	The Sword in the Steak	0		Last Available: "2013-12", Wiki Name: "The Sword in the Steak (item)"
6057	upside-down therapeutic studded Meatcleaver	0		Damage Absorption: +80, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2013-12"
6058	weightlifter's Crimbo Elf bobble-head	0		Muscle: +15, Last Available: "2012-12"
6059	Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2012-12"
6060	lard-coated Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
6061	olive frosty Crimbo tree flocker	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
6062	narrow ghostly Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2012-12"
6063	zippy Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	0		Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
6064	maroon sharp tin strip	0		
6065	teal blinking wad of spider silk	0		
6066	goblin collarbone	0		
6067	electrified wizardly Truthsayer	0		Mysticality: +25, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6068	loose blade	0		
6069	blinking goblin bone hilt	0		
6070	jittery sword blade	0		
6071	Thinknerd's Grimoire of Geeky Gifts	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12", Skill: "Summon Geeky Gifts"
6072	bouncing confusing LED clock	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6073	double-vacuum-sealed blinking haggis-infused soap	0		Effect: "Bolts about Candy", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2012-12"
6074	polymerized quadruple-denatured non-enhanced blinking magicberry tablets	0		Effect: "Sausage Festive", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2012-12"
6075	magnetized 37x37x37 puzzle cube	0		Effect: "Flower Power", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2012-12"
6076	artisanal tumbling bouncing McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-12"
6077	moldy jittery haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis	3	crappy	Last Available: "2012-12"
6078	squat home robotics kit	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6079	shaking school calculator watch	0		Last Available: "2012-12", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.25
6080	MacGyver's haggis socks	0		Maximum MP: +100, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Haggis Kick", Last Available: "2012-12"
6081	gray airblaster gun	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Air Blast", Last Available: "2012-12"
6082	teal Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6083	upside-down actual reality goggles	0		Single Equip, Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12"
6084	lime green upside-down Mr. Haggis	0		Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2012-12"
6085	magnetic sculpture kit	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6086	mansplainer's Microplushie: Otakulone	0		Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2012-12"
6087	savvy Microplushie: Hippylase	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
6088	clever Microplushie: Bropane	0		Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
6089	spinning red stiffened Microplushie: Sororitrate	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Last Available: "2012-12"
6090	maroon Lo Pan's Microplushie: Gothochondria	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2012-12"
6091	skewed greedy Microplushie: Raverdrine	0		Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
6092	Microplushie: Hobomosome of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
6093	teal squat razor-sharp Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
6094	stanky Microplushie: Dorkonide	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
6095	sinister Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	0		Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
6096	ghostly Microplushie: Hipsterine of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
6097	classy monkey	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6098	mirror gourd potion	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6099	squat executive Thinknerd T-Shirt	0		Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2012-12"
6100	pile of useless robot parts	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6101	mirror homemade robot	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6102	pulsating homemade robot gear	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6103	Artist's Whisk of Misery	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6104	upside-down Artist's Butterknife of Regret	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6105	Artist's Spatula of Despair	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6106	twirling Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6107	Artist's Cr&egrave;me Brul&eacute;e Torch of Fury	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6108	bouncing lime green inspector's Ginsu&trade; of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2013-12"
6109	bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6110	bubble-wrap simulator (half broken)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6111	bubble-wrap simulator (one button left)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6112	zaibatsu lobby card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6113	zaibatsu level 1 card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6114	zaibatsu level 2 card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6115	blinking zaibatsu level 3 card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6116	squat CEO office card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6117	test site key	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6118	goggles	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6119	abacus	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6120	bonsai tree	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6121	watered-down drinkable Chinese beer	2	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
6122	cat statue	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6123	teal rhinoceros horn	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6124	skewed teal furry pink pillow	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6125	altered double-deionized bottle of limeade	0		Effect: "Going Ape", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2013-12"
6126	auspicious Herculean novelty tattoo sleeves	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6127	pair of rhinoceros horns	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6128	furry brown pillow	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6129	yellow makeshift yakuza mask	0		Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6130	piece	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6131	upside-down toy taijijian	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6132	upside-down battery	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6133	blinking shaking Jeselnik's sage White Dragon Fang of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Mysticality Percent: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6134	dog trainer's butterfly knife	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2013-12"
6135	tube of herbal ointment	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6136	pencil kunai	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6137	mirror Jim Carey's weighted paperclip chain	0		Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6138	bouncing great capacitor	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6139	quilted rubber gloves	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Last Available: "2013-12"
6140	Chinese curse words	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6141	triad summoning scroll	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6142	normal narrow roasted duck	3	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
6143	half-sized flavorless cyan dead meat bun	2	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
6144	blue cat collar of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6145	personal trainer's suspicious-looking fedora of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 15", Last Available: "2013-12"
6147	narrow Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6148	Deactivated MiniMechaElf	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6149	MiniMechaElf Laser Punch Missile Launcher	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6150	Snow Suit	0		Familiar Weight: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2013-01"
6151	carrot nose	0		Last Available: "2013-01"
6152	flavorless enchanted purple carrot cake	4	decent	Effect: "The Power of Positive Thinking", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2013-01"
6153	high-proof acceptable carrot claret	10	good	Last Available: "2013-01"
6154	diluted carrot juice	1	crappy	Last Available: "2013-01"
6155	cyan huge pixel power cell	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6156	skewed flickering pixel	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6157	resourceful educational Byte	0		Experience: +1, Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2013-12"
6158	teal smelly anger blaster	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Rage Flame", Last Available: "2013-12"
6159	bouncing doubt cannon of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Doubt Shackles", Last Available: "2013-12"
6160	wobbly Jeselnik's fear condenser	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fear Vapor", Last Available: "2013-12"
6161	grievous regret hose	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tear Wave", Last Available: "2013-12"
6162	Young Man's Crew Sequester	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6163	Young Man's Cargo Load	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6164	ghostly wool commodore's hat of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2013-12"
6165	pulsating dog trainer's naval trousers	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato", Last Available: "2013-12"
6166	wool deck cannon of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2013-12"
6167	upside-down maroon ruddy ornamental sextant	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2013-12"
6168	skewed Bloodbath of the dark arts of mayonnaise	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2013-12"
6169	watered-down bad ghostly Hundred Headed IPA	2	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
6170	snack-sized adequate chum	2	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
6171	enhanced tumbling crude crudit&eacute;s	0		Effect: "Nano-juiced", Effect Duration: 17
6172	energized improved candy crayons	0		Effect: "Superioreo", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2020-09"
6173	stiffened pixel grappling hook of the boozehound	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Booze Drop: +100
6174	GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6175	GameInformPowerDailyPro walkthru	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6176	cosmic egg	0		
6177	cosmic dough	0		
6178	cosmic vegetable	0		
6179	cosmic cheese	0		
6180	maroon cosmic potted meat product	0		
6181	cosmic potato	0		
6182	cosmic cream	0		
6183	lime green cosmic fruit	0		
6184	chilly dog trainer's Jarlsberg's hat of the overflowing toilet	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Cold Damage: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +50
6185	decent consummate hard-boiled egg	3	good	
6186	moldy snack-sized consummate fried egg	2	crappy	
6187	jumbo bland consummate egg salad	5	decent	
6188	bite-sized adequate cyan consummate bagel	1	good	
6189	delicious snack-sized shaking consummate sliced bread	2	awesome	
6190	flavorless low-calorie narrow twirling consummate hot dog bun	1	decent	
6191	rotten spinning consummate brownie	3	crappy	
6192	spoiled big wobbly consummate toast	5	crappy	
6193	watered-down lousy passable stout	2	decent	
6194	half-sized moldy consummate soup	2	crappy	
6195	diet toothsome consummate corn chips	1	awesome	
6196	bland squat consummate salad	3	decent	
6197	thick toothsome consummate salsa	5	awesome	
6198	toothsome huge twirling consummate sauerkraut	10	awesome	
6199	normal consummate cheese slice	4	good	
6200	spoiled consummate melted cheese	3	crappy	
6201	half-sized adequate consummate bacon	2	good	
6202	spoiled purple consummate meatloaf	3	crappy	
6203	moldy massive consummate steak	9	crappy	
6204	flavorless snack-sized enchanted consummate cuts	2	decent	Effect: "Funky Coal Patina", Effect Duration: 45
6205	adequate big consummate frankfurter	5	good	
6206	rotten consummate french fries	3	crappy	
6207	adequate upside-down consummate baked potato	4	good	
6208	drinkable triple-distilled olive tumbling acceptable vodka	8	good	
6209	yummy consummate ice cream	3	awesome	
6210	yummy half-sized olive consummate whipped cream	2	awesome	
6211	adequate small mirror consummate cream	2	good	
6212	tasty thick consummate strawberries	5	awesome	
6213	huge bland consummate sorbet	9	decent	
6214	perfectly mixed adequate rum	3	EPIC	
6215	watered-down hand-crafted purple mediocre lager	2	EPIC	
6216	bland immaculate grilled cheese	3	decent	
6217	half-sized flavorless blurry immaculate ice cream sandwich	2	decent	
6218	moldy small immaculate hot dog	2	crappy	
6219	toothsome fancy immaculate egg salad sandwich	3	awesome	Effect: "Heightened Senses", Effect Duration: 50
6220	normal perfect sandwich	3	good	
6221	bland perfect chef salad	3	decent	
6222	flavorless perfect breakfast	4	decent	
6223	immense adequate sublime deluxe hot dog	7	good	
6224	bland jumbo ghostly sublime stew	5	decent	
6225	toothsome teal sublime nachos	4	awesome	
6226	stale Ultimate Breakfast Sandwich	3	decent	
6227	snack-sized bland Loaded Baked Potato	2	decent	
6228	spoiled super-sized bouncing Omega Sundae	5	crappy	
6229	mediocre Das Sauerlager	3	decent	
6230	enchanted mediocre Bologna Lambic	4	decent	Effect: "Fishily Speeding", Effect Duration: 25
6231	lousy Vodka Dog	4	decent	
6232	lousy Disappointed Russian	4	decent	
6233	high-proof lousy Chunky Mary	9	decent	
6234	tolerable practically non-alcoholic enchanted Nachojito	1	good	Effect: "Strength of Ten Ettins", Effect Duration: 35
6235	irresponsibly strong bad fuchsia tumbling Le Roi	8	decent	
6236	bad Over Easy Rider	3	decent	
6237	cosmic six-pack	0		
6239	activated colloidal upside-down cube of ectoplasm	0		Effect: "Visions of the Deep Dark Deeps", Effect Duration: 55
6240	magnetized squat blue Illuminati earpiece	0		Effect: "Industrial Strength Starch", Effect Duration: 60
6241	dry improved narrow blinking censored can label	0		Effect: "Pie in the Sky", Effect Duration: 67
6242	adjusted alkaline upside-down cyan ectoplasm <i>au jus</i>	0		Effect: "Floundering", Effect Duration: 47
6243	galvanized extra-electrified blue the kindest cut	0		Effect: "Nut-Rition", Effect Duration: 38
6244	ionized cat's paw	0		Effect: "Booooooze", Effect Duration: 43
6245	diffused energized skewed ASCII fu manchu	0		Effect: "The Smeezingtons", Effect Duration: 62
6246	wet double-deionized demonic surgical gloves	0		Effect: "Adrenaline Rush", Effect Duration: 18
6247	magnetized wet mirror clip-on ninja tie	0		Effect: "Wet and Greedy", Effect Duration: 56
6248	extra-adjusted gamer slurry	0		Effect: "Tennis Elbow-wow", Effect Duration: 24
6249	spinning dungeoneering kit	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6250	skewed Newton's smooth numberwang of the ox of the wise owl of Gandalf	0		Muscle: +20, Mysticality: +20, Moxie: +15, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Item Drop: +5, Single Equip
6251	nitrogenated magnetized enhanced teal scroll of Protection from Bad Stuff	0		Effect: "Phairly Balanced", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2013-02"
6252	electrified scroll of Puddingskin	0		Effect: "Staying Frosty", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2013-02"
6253	Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb	0		Skill: "Walberg's Dim Bulb"
6254	Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot	0		Skill: "Singer's Faithful Ocelot"
6255	Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise	0		Skill: "Drescher's Annoying Noise"
6256	skewed dried gelatinous cube	0		
6257	pile of dungeon junk	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6258	zippy medical-grade Socratic Staff of the Healthy Breakfast of the bloodbag	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum HP: +100, Initiative: +20, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Jiggle: "Recover Some HP"
6259	narrow clever quilted stylish Staff of the Staff of Life of the storm	0		Moxie: +25, Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Maximum MP: +20, Jiggle: "Full HP Recovery"
6260	Jeselnik's vibrating hardy Staff of the Light Lunch	0		Maximum HP: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Jiggle: "Deal Some Cold Damage"
6261	green flame-wreathed mansplainer's Staff of the Standalone Cheese of the businessman	0		Monster Level: +15, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Jiggle: "Banish opponent for the rest of the day"
6262	sizzling razor-sharp Staff of the Hearty Dinner of the scaredy-cat	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Monster Level: -15, Hot Damage: +10, Jiggle: "Weaken Bad Guy"
6263	chilly Staff of the All-Steak of the boozehound of the cheetah	0		Cold Damage: +5, Booze Drop: +100, Initiative: +60, Jiggle: "Massive Bonus to Item Drops"
6264	narrow narrow smelly sharpshooter's sage Staff of Fruit Salad	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Jiggle: "Deal Some Prismatic Damage"
6265	lard-coated occult stylish Staff of the Cream of the Cream	0		Moxie: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Jiggle: "Attune to Monster's Essence"
6266	jar of protein powder	0		
6267	tasty red grain of protein powder	3	awesome	
6268	Vulcanized alkaline gray twirling pec oil	0		Effect: "Object Detection", Effect Duration: 51
6269	friendly gym membership card	0		Familiar Weight: +3
6270	quadruple-vacuum-sealed denatured dry Squat-Thrust Magazine	0		Effect: "Ooh, Sweet!", Effect Duration: 17
6271	massive dumbbell	0		
6272	avaricious penguin keychain of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +30
6273	Vulcanized galvanized cyan O'RLY manual	0		Effect: "Astral Shell", Effect Duration: 50
6274	acceptable open sauce	3	good	
6275	flame-retardant deadly turkey leg	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +1
6276	hand-crafted triple-distilled Ye Olde Meade	8	EPIC	
6277	non-colloidal altered Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick	0		Effect: "Industrial Strength Starch", Effect Duration: 61
6278	huge Ye Olde Medieval Insult	0		
6279	resourceful pewter claymore	0		Maximum MP: +50
6280	gravedigger's artisanal rice peeler	0		Spooky Damage: +10
6281	spoiled heirloom grape tomato	4	crappy	
6282	chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli	0		
6283	prompt brown felt tophat	0		Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6284	gear	0		
6285	shaking ghostly Mark I Steam-Hat of James Dean of the dark arts	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6286	studded sinister Mark II Steam-Hat of the detective	0		Spell Damage: +10, Damage Absorption: +80, Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6287	narrow grievous thinker's Mark III Steam-Hat of Calamity Jane of the empath	0		Mysticality: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Familiar Weight: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6288	skewed sizzling ruddy quilted Mark IV Steam-Hat of the sewer of the cheetah	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Hot Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +25, Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6289	wobbly up-at-dawn avaricious aromatic fireproof sharpshooter's Mark V Steam-Hat	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +30, Adventures: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Death Ray", Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6290	steam-powered model rocketship	0		
6291	bouncing greedy double-paned punk rock jacket	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +20
6292	curative safety pin of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
6293	decent small pulsating stolen sushi	2	good	
6294	mirror very overdue library book	0		
6295	drum 'n' bass 'n' drum 'n' bass record	0		
6296	olive cosmic bucket	0		Free Pull
6297	fragment of Jarlsberg's soul	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-06"
6298	maroon Thwaitgold firefly statuette	0		
6299	blinking bouncing model airship	0		
6300	non-corrupted non-galvanized pulsating Super Weight-Gain 9000	0		Effect: "Starry-Eyed", Effect Duration: 15
6301	oxidized triple-galvanized lime green possibility potion	0		Effect: "Tingling Feeling", Effect Duration: 36
6302	eleven-foot pole	0		
6303	yellow ring of Detect Boring Doors	0		
6304	up-at-dawn aromatic stanky Jim Carey's supercharged Jarlsberg's pan (Cosmic portal mode)	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Monster Level: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +1, Adventures: +5, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Jarlsberg)]
6305	Sherlock's flame-wreathed friendly crafty Jarlsberg's pan of the businessman	0		Maximum MP: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +25, Meat Drop: +50, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Jarlsberg)]
6306	Cosmic Calorie	0		Last Available: "2013-03"
6307	denatured jittery celestial olive oil	0		Effect: "Discomfited", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2013-03"
6308	alkaline oxidized celestial carrot juice	0		Effect: "Cautious Prowl", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2013-03"
6309	deionized improved fuchsia celestial au jus	0		Effect: "No Worries", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2013-03"
6310	ionized aerosolized celestial squid ink	0		Effect: "Beta Carotene Overdose", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2013-03"
6311	blinking Uncle Buck of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Softcore Only
6312	crate of fish meat	0		
6313	damp wallet	0		
6314	pipe	0		Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 10
6315	huge up-at-dawn gravedigger's SCUBA tank	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Adventures: +5, Adventure Underwater
6316	shaking slick strapping deep six-shooter	0		Muscle: +5, Moxie: +10
6317	flame-wreathed Newton's sea chaps	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xBarrr"
6318	jittery double-paned ruddy sea holster of mayonnaise	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip
6319	extra-oxidized galvanized blinking shavin' razor	0		Effect: "Pumped Up", Effect Duration: 32
6320	cyan friendly long-forgotten necklace	0		Familiar Weight: +3
6321	pearl	0		
6322	sea lace	0		
6323	red nasty rock-hard jam band of the boozehound	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Stench Damage: +5, Booze Drop: +100
6324	spinning miser's weightlifter's aquamariner's ring of the bloodbag	0		Muscle: +15, Maximum HP: +100, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip
6325	dangerous aquamariner's necklace of the empath of the sweet-tooth	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Familiar Weight: +5, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip
6326	scorching pearl diver's ring of mayonnaise	0		Hot Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
6327	horrifying pearl diver's necklace of the early riser	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Adventures: +7, Single Equip
6328	green sushi doily	0		
6329	blurry scimitar cozy	0		
6330	maroon fish stick cozy	0		
6331	bazooka cozy	0		
6332	studded cozy scimitar of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Damage Absorption: +80, Item Drop: +5, Breakable
6333	mansplainer's Staff of the Cozy Fish of the pedagogue of dire peril	0		Experience: +3, Weapon Damage: +20, Monster Level: +15, Breakable
6334	tumbling family-friendly sage cozy bazooka of the empath	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Breakable
6335	maroon beefy sea mantle of the dark arts	0		Muscle: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +100
6336	tumbling avaricious thinker's sea shawl	0		Mysticality: +10, Meat Drop: +30, Spell Damage Percent: +150
6337	frightening slick sea cape	0		Moxie: +10, Spooky Damage: +5, Initiative: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +15
6338	saltwaterbed	0		
6339	banded stylish muddy pirate hat	0		Moxie: +25, Damage Absorption: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 31"
6340	blinking fortified sage floral-print skirt	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Damage Absorption: +60, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 2xPotato, cap 15"
6341	squat wholesome spectral axe of the detective	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Item Drop: +20
6342	pulsating nasty experienced super-strong air freshener	0		Experience: +2, Stench Damage: +5
6343	extra-tarnished improved Mer-kin lipstick	0		Effect: "Hangdog", Effect Duration: 67
6344	Mer-kin mouthsoap	0		
6345	pressed quadruple-anodized Mer-kin strongjuice	0		Effect: "Greased-Up Familiar", Effect Duration: 68
6346	Mer-kin fitbrine	0		
6347	adjusted adjusted blurry Mer-kin ragejuice	0		Effect: "Pill Power", Effect Duration: 46
6348	Van der Graaf Mer-kin dragbelt	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Experience (Muscle): +20, Single Equip
6349	pulsating groovy Mer-kin eyeglasses	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +20, Single Equip
6350	Newton's Mer-kin gutgirdle	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Experience (Moxie): +20, Single Equip
6351	therapeutic Mer-kin finpaddle	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
6352	Lo Pan's Mer-kin stopwatch	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Initiative: +50
6353	twirling Mer-kin dreadscroll	0		
6354	moist ionized Mer-kin smartjuice	0		Effect: "Hiding in Plain Sight", Effect Duration: 58
6355	chilled aerosolized corrupted Mer-kin cooljuice	0		Effect: "Sparkling Consciousness", Effect Duration: 64
6356	ghostly Mer-kin worktea	0		
6357	spinning red Mer-kin knucklebone	0		
6358	Mer-kin darkbook	0		Skill: "Deep Dark Visions"
6359	spinning savvy Mer-kin begsign	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +40
6360	Libram of Pulled Taffy	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-04", Skill: "Summon Taffy"
6361	liquefied altered pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Souper Vengeful", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2013-04"
6362	pickled pulled indigo taffy	0		Effect: "Burning Tongue", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2013-04"
6363	colloidal anodized lime green pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Category", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2013-04"
6364	quadruple-quantum twirling pulled taffy	0		Effect: "License to Punch", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2013-04"
6365	diffused chilled quadruple-anodized pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Bark of the Dog", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2013-04"
6366	anodized green jittery pulled violet taffy	0		Effect: "Tearful, Fearful", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2013-04"
6367	alkaline twirling pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Meadulla Oblongota", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2013-04"
6368	olive Mer-kin hallpass	0		
6369	lump of clay	0		
6370	skewed twisted piece of wire	0		
6371	hand-crafted can of the cheapest beer	3	EPIC	
6372	tolerable distilled bottle of fruity &quot;wine&quot;	5	good	
6373	artisanal single swig of vodka	3	EPIC	
6374	squat angry inch	0		
6375	pulsating stanky testy toolbox	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Rollover Effect Duration: 11
6376	jittery Jick-o-User	0		
6378	eraser nubbin	0		
6379	chlorine crystal	0		
6380	polarized ghostly mirror ph balancer	0		Effect: "Familial Ties", Effect Duration: 40
6381	anodized tumbling mysterious chemical residue	0		Effect: "Pyromania", Effect Duration: 16
6382	nugget of sodium	0		
6383	enchanted blurry root beer	1	good	Effect: "Granolarrrgh", Effect Duration: 40
6384	jigsaw blade	0		
6385	narrow wood screw	0		
6386	balsa plank	0		
6387	blob of wood glue	0		
6388	envyfish egg	0		Last Available: "2013-04"
6389	super-adjusted narrow Mer-kin rocksalt	0		Effect: "There Wolf", Effect Duration: 53
6390	electrified gray huge Mer-kin saltmint	0		Effect: "Litterboxing", Effect Duration: 26
6391	alkaline diffused Mer-kin saltsquid	0		Effect: "Piratastic", Effect Duration: 69
6392	experienced scale-mail underwear of Leguizamo	0		Experience: +2, Monster Level: +20, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley"
6393	polarized quadruple-alkaline pulsating comb jelly	0		Effect: "Human-Elf Hybrid", Effect Duration: 66
6394	squat cyan anemone sauce	0		
6395	inky squid sauce	0		
6396	lime green Mer-kin weaksauce	0		
6397	blurry peanut sauce	0		
6398	glass	0		
6399	dry Boss Drops	0		Effect: "Really Deep Breath", Effect Duration: 53
6400	Mer-kin lunchbox	0		
6401	cold-filtered irradiated tear	0		Effect: "Cold Throat", Effect Duration: 55
6402	electrified triple-irradiated jagged tooth	0		Effect: "Low on the Hog", Effect Duration: 14
6403	anodized altered grisly shell fragment	0		Effect: "From Nantucket", Effect Duration: 39
6404	unsweetened pickled violent pastilles	0		Effect: "Gutterminded", Effect Duration: 60
6405	concentrated nitrogenated adjusted blinking pulsating worst candy	0		Effect: "Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin", Effect Duration: 34
6406	corrupted bouncing jittery fudge-shaped hole in space-time	0		Effect: "Morninja", Effect Duration: 55
6407	frosty brawny Pocket Square of Loathing of the detective	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +20, Single Equip, Cloathing
6408	narrow corrupted stardust	0		
6409	Star Spawn	0		
6410	bow from beyond the stars	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6411	KoLHS Pep Squad Box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-09"
6412	shaking skull	0		No Pull
6413	Order of the Green Thumb Order Form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-04"
6414	upside-down clutch of dodecapede eggs	0		
6415	snack-sized moldy blue flavorless gruel	2	crappy	
6416	tiny yummy bouncing mana curds	1	awesome	
6417	twist of lime	0		
6418	pencil stub	0		
6419	quadruple-unsweetened alkaline tumbling wobbly moth dust	0		Effect: "Square to be Hip", Effect Duration: 48
6420	deionized triple-corrupted glob of spoiled mayo	0		Effect: "Poker Faced", Effect Duration: 51
6421	tonic djinn	0		
6422	decent squat vampire chowder	3	good	
6423	Tales of Dread	0		Free Pull
6424	upside-down Dreadsylvanian skeleton key	0		
6425	Official Seal of Dreadsylvania	0		
6426	adequate Dreadsylvanian stew	4	good	
6427	lousy watered-down Dreadsylvanian	2	decent	
6428	alkaline anodized bouncing Dreadsylvanian flask	0		Effect: "Creepin' Up on You", Effect Duration: 63
6429	irradiated deionized upside-down Dreadsylvanian flask	0		Effect: "Bastard!", Effect Duration: 64
6430	tumbling MacGyver's dreadful fedora of terror	0		Maximum MP: +100, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Kruegerand Drop: 5, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xLep"
6431	dreadful sweater of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Kruegerand Drop: 5
6432	shellacked dreadful glove	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Kruegerand Drop: 5
6433	Freddy Kruegerand	0		
6434	Mark of the Bugbear	0		
6435	Mark of the Werewolf	0		
6436	maroon Mark of the Zombie	0		
6437	Mark of the Ghost	0		
6438	gray Mark of the Vampire	0		
6439	Mark of the Skeleton	0		
6440	tumbling censurious hardy healthy Covers-Your-Head	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Maximum HP: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xVolley"
6441	fuchsia banded smartaleck's Drapes-You-Regally of the pedagogue	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Experience: +3, Damage Absorption: +100, Class: "Disco Bandit"
6442	scandalous curative rosy-cheeked Warms-Your-Tush	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Sleaze Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato"
6443	hale Helps-You-Sleep of the storm	0		Maximum HP: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Single Equip, Blind
6444	up-at-dawn brawny thinker's Quiets-Your-Steps	0		Mysticality: +10, Muscle Percent: +20, Adventures: +5, Single Equip
6445	flame-retardant flame-wreathed Protects-Your-Junk	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip
6446	bad mirror Gets-You-Drunk	3	decent	
6447	asbestos-lined Samson's slick Great Wolf's headband	0		Moxie: +10, Experience (Muscle): +5, Hot Resistance: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley"
6448	huge wobbly Usain Bolt's Lo Pan's medical-grade Great Wolf's left paw	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Initiative: +80, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Class: "Seal Clubber", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Great Slash"
6449	jittery inspector's dance instructor's brainy Great Wolf's right paw	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Item Drop: +15, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Great Slash"
6450	huge boxer's Great Wolf's rocket launcher of the sweet-tooth	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Rocket"
6451	bouncing Temple Grandin's Tesla Great Wolf's beastly trousers of the brazier	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Hot Spell Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1.5xWhelp"
6452	blinking cyan bouncing Great Wolf's lice	0		
6453	altered Hunger&trade; Sauce	0		Effect: "Total Protonic Reversal", Effect Duration: 16
6454	mirror sinister zombie mariachi hat of the brazier of incineration	0		Spell Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: 75, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep"
6455	knitted rosy-cheeked zombie accordion of the brazier	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +3, Class: "Accordion Thief", Single Equip, Song Duration: 20
6456	bouncing fireproof sharpshooter's stylish zombie mariachi pants	0		Moxie: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy"
6457	fuchsia wicked Sinatra's HOA regulation book of the boozehound	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Spell Damage: +5, Booze Drop: +100
6458	fortified beefcake's HOA zombie eyes of incineration	0		Muscle: +25, Damage Absorption: +60, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
6459	HOA citation pad	0		
6460	shaking wriggling severed nose	0		
6461	nosy nose ringy ring	0		Familiar Weight: +15
6462	wool crafty arcane researcher's Mayor Ghost's toupee	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum MP: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
6463	manspreader's sinister beefcake's Mayor Ghost's cloak	0		Muscle: +25, Spell Damage: +10, Monster Level: +10, Class: "Pastamancer"
6464	wobbly Sherlock's dance instructor's Newton's Mayor Ghost's khakis	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Item Drop: +25, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, HP regen"
6465	shaking scandalous deadly sage Mayor Ghost's gavel	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Weapon Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Hammer Ghost"
6466	Mayor Ghost's sash of dire peril of the blizzard of the brazier	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
6467	Mayor Ghost's scissors	0		
6468	big stale huge ghost pepper	5	decent	
6469	Jeselnik's Jim Carey's fortified Thunkula's drinking cap	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Monster Level: +25, Sleaze Damage: +25, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley"
6470	wobbly jittery flame-wreathed Drunkula's cape of the bloodbag of horror	0		Maximum HP: +100, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Sauceror"
6471	quilted Drunkula's silky pants of the cheetah	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Item Drop: +5, Initiative: +60, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul"
6472	Drunkula's bell	0		
6473	flame-retardant double-paned Jack Frost's Drunkula's ring of haze	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +5, Hot Resistance: +1, Avoid Attack: 1, Single Equip
6474	horrifying Drunkula's wineglass	0		Spooky Damage: +25
6475	aged fuchsia bottle of Bloodweiser	4	awesome	
6476	shaking tumbling frosty padded arcane researcher's Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Damage Absorption: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy"
6477	fuchsia flame-retardant curative Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Hot Resistance: +1, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
6478	pulsating hale Samson's Unkillable Skeleton's shinguards of the glutton	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum HP: +20, Food Drop: +100, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr"
6479	yellow lard-coated Jim Carey's supercharged weightlifter's Unkillable Skeleton's sawsword of Tarzan of the bloodbag	0		Muscle: +15, Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum HP: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Monster Level: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
6480	skewed skewed smelly chilly Unkillable Skeleton's shield	0		Cold Damage: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Thorns: 1
6481	frosty Unkillable Skeleton's restless leg of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +10
6482	pulsating executive rosy-cheeked wizardly Staff of the Roaring Hearth	0		Mysticality: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +40
6483	mirror narrow Kool-Aid	1	crappy	
6484	dread tarragon	0		
6485	huge shaking huge bone flour	0		
6486	huge dreadful roast	0		
6487	stinking agaricus	0		
6488	thick normal Dreadsylvanian shepherd's pie	5	good	
6489	lime green music box parts	0		
6490	fuchsia unwound mechanical songbird	0		
6491	huge tailfeathers	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6492	wax banana	0		
6493	complicated lock impression	0		
6494	narrow replica key	0		
6495	banded Dreadsylvania Auditor's badge	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Kruegerand Drop: 5, Single Equip
6496	green blood kiwi	0		
6497	eau de mort	0		
6498	delicious irresponsibly strong spinning bloody kiwitini	9	awesome	
6499	skewed moon-amber	0		
6500	ghostly bouncing polished moon-amber	0		
6501	blue Samson's moon-amber necklace of Leguizamo of the brazier	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Monster Level: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
6502	Dreadsylvanian seed pod	0		
6503	ghost pencil	0		
6504	purple lard-coated stiffened dance instructor's hangman's hood	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Damage Reduction: 1, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
6505	auspicious censurious Rosewater's ring finger ring	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip
6506	tumbling Dreadsylvanian clockwork key	0		
6507	shaking huge cool iron ingot	0		
6508	wool groovy cool iron helmet	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
6509	Herculean cool iron breastplate of the sewer	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Stench Damage: +25
6510	smartaleck's cool iron greaves of the storm	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr"
6511	toasty frosty ghost shawl	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Hot Damage: +5
6512	mirror skull capacitor	0		
6513	red stylish warm fur	0		Moxie: +25
6514	Rosewater's snowstick	0		Mysticality Percent: +30
6515	eerie fetish of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
6516	acceptable practically non-alcoholic stinkwater	1	good	
6517	dubious loincloth	0		Damage Aura: 1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1.5xVolley"
6518	stale thick accidental mutton	5	decent	
6519	auspicious razor-sharp drafty drawers	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Item Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley"
6520	educational wolfskull mask of the scaredy-cat	0		Experience: +1, Monster Level: -15, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
6521	frosty guts necklace	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
6522	rosewater-soaked thinker's groping claw	0		Mysticality: +10, Stench Resistance: +3
6523	foul-smelling vengeful spirit	0		Stench Damage: +10
6524	jittery friendly BOOtonniere	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Single Equip
6525	flattened non-diffused ghost thread	0		Effect: "Using Protection", Effect Duration: 40
6526	up-at-dawn avaricious bag of unfinished business	0		Meat Drop: +30, Adventures: +5
6527	ghostly shellacked Sinatra's transparent pants	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Damage Reduction: 7, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato"
6528	ribald hothammer	0		Sleaze Damage: +10
6529	bad distilled mirror blurry Thriller Ice	5	decent	
6530	frosty grandfather watch	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
6531	muddy skirt	0		Damage Aura: 1, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy"
6532	spinning dance instructor's strapping spyglass	0		Muscle: +5, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
6533	teal auspicious vial of hot blood	0		Item Drop: +10, Single Equip
6534	frosty remorseless knife	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
6535	groovy intimidating coiffure	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "hot afk, 1xPotato"
6536	spinning electrified boxer's cod cape	0		Muscle Percent: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
6537	bland blood sausage	4	decent	
6538	healthy sage frying brainpan	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +20
6539	ribald ball and chain of the sweet-tooth	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip
6540	pulsating baleful dry bone	0		Spell Damage: +25
6541	Jim Carey's tailbone shield	0		Monster Level: +25, Thorns: 1
6542	boxer's tonguebone	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Single Equip
6543	narrow purple toasty sharpshooter's pogo stick	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip
6545	upside-down executive occult weedy skirt of the brazier	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
6546	tumbling shaking green up-at-dawn curative pants	0		Adventures: +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "atk"
6547	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	0		
6548	cooling iron helmet	0		
6549	tumbling cooling iron breastplate	0		
6550	bouncing cooling iron greaves	0		
6551	hot cluster	0		
6552	cluster	0		
6553	cluster	0		
6554	stench cluster	0		
6555	sleaze cluster	0		
6556	modified liquefied phial of hotness	0		Effect: "Horrid, Torrid", Effect Duration: 27
6557	cold-filtered phial of coldness	0		Effect: "Comic Violence", Effect Duration: 65
6558	ionized phial of spookiness	0		Effect: "Jacked In", Effect Duration: 28
6559	corrupted ionized spinning tumbling blurry phial of stench	0		Effect: "Berry Statistical", Effect Duration: 26
6560	irradiated phial of sleaziness	0		Effect: "Pisces in the Skyces", Effect Duration: 62
6561	mirror adventurer clone egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-06"
6562	tumbling mini-Mr. Accessory	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6563	avaricious hand of Mr. Cards	0		Meat Drop: +30, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw a Mr. Card"
6564	adequate Dreadsylvanian hot pocket	4	good	
6565	spoiled Dreadsylvanian pocket	4	crappy	
6566	small delicious twirling Dreadsylvanian pocket	2	awesome	
6567	moldy Dreadsylvanian stink pocket	3	crappy	
6568	immense adequate Dreadsylvanian sleaze pocket	6	good	
6569	bad Dreadsylvanian hot toddy	3	decent	
6570	practically non-alcoholic mediocre Dreadsylvanian cold-fashioned	1	decent	
6571	strong bad Dreadsylvanian grimlet	5	decent	
6572	artisanal fancy jittery Dreadsylvanian dank and stormy	3	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Effect: "Heart of Green", Effect Duration: 10
6573	acceptable Dreadsylvanian slithery nipple	3	good	
6574	spinning hot clusterbomb	0		
6575	clusterbomb	0		
6576	shaking clusterbomb	0		
6577	squat stench clusterbomb	0		
6578	bouncing sleaze clusterbomb	0		
6579	blinking Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	0		
6580	wobbly length of fuse	0		
6581	teal dreadful box	0		
6582	Clan hot dog stand	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-07"
6583	blinking vicious spiked collar	0		Familiar Damage: +20
6584	arcane researcher's hot dog wrapper	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
6585	squat red stanky debonair deboner of temperance	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5
6586	electrified chicle de salchicha	0		Effect: "Radiant Personality", Effect Duration: 42
6587	jar of frostigkraut of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Damage Aura: 1
6588	pulsating scandalous extremely unsafe gnawed-up dog bone	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Sleaze Damage: +5
6589	mirror mirror horrifying Grey Guanon	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Damage Aura: 1
6590	cyan perfumed nasty Engorged Sausages and You of bravery	0		Stench Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +5, Stench Resistance: +5
6591	acceptable dream of a dog	3	good	
6592	green double-paned crafty optimal spreadsheet of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum MP: +10, Cold Resistance: +5
6593	defective Game Grid token	0		
6594	hot Dreadsylvanian cocoa	0		
6595	diluted teal upside-down bouncing epic cluster	1	good	
6596	clockwork egg	0		
6597	clockwork birdhouse	0		
6598	jittery clockwork disc	0		
6599	clockwork hand	0		
6600	purple skewed clockwork hand	0		
6601	blurry clockwork numeral I	0		
6602	gray clockwork numeral II	0		
6603	clockwork numeral III	0		
6604	clockwork numeral IV	0		
6605	clockwork numeral V	0		
6606	clockwork numeral VI	0		
6607	tumbling clockwork numeral VII	0		
6608	bouncing clockwork numeral VIII	0		
6609	shaking clockwork numeral IX	0		
6610	clockwork numeral X	0		
6611	clockwork numeral XI	0		
6612	fuchsia clockwork numeral XII	0		
6613	pulsating clockwork cuckoo	0		
6614	squat cuckoo clock	0		
6615	fancy lousy extra-dry bouncing Cold One	5	???	Effect: "Loyal Tea", Effect Duration: 35
6616	decent immense spaghetti breakfast	8	???	
6617	over-the-shoulder Folder Holder	0		Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2013-08", Softcore Only: [1-path(KOLHS)]
6618	folder (red)	0		Muscle: +20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6619	folder (blue)	0		Mysticality: +20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6620	folder (green)	0		Moxie: +20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6621	jittery folder (magenta)	0		Muscle: +15, Mysticality: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6622	twirling folder (cyan)	0		Mysticality: +15, Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6623	folder (yellow)	0		Muscle: +15, Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6624	folder (smiley face)	0		Experience (Muscle): +2, Last Available: "2013-08"
6625	folder (wizard)	0		Experience (Mysticality): +2, Last Available: "2013-08"
6626	purple folder (space skeleton)	0		Experience (Moxie): +2, Last Available: "2013-08"
6627	ghostly folder (D-Team)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6628	lime green folder (Ex-Files)	0		Combat Rate: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6629	folder (skull and crossbones)	0		Combat Rate: -5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6630	folder (Knight Writer)	0		Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2013-08"
6631	skewed folder (Jackass Plumber)	0		Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2013-08"
6632	folder (holographic fractal)	0		All Resistance: +4, Last Available: "2013-08"
6633	red blinking squat folder (barbarian)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6634	shaking folder (rainbow unicorn)	0		Last Available: "2013-08", Thorns: 5
6635	folder (Seawolf)	0		Better Diver: +10, Last Available: "2013-08"
6636	folder (dancing dolphins)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6637	squat folder (catfish)	0		Familiar Weight: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6638	maroon folder (tranquil landscape)	0		Damage Reduction: 15, HP / MP Regen Min: 10, HP / MP Regen Max: 20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6639	tumbling folder (owl)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6640	shaking blue folder (Stinky Trash Kid)	0		Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2013-08"
6641	huge folder (sports car)	0		Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6642	jittery folder (sportsballs)	0		PvP Fights: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6643	folder (heavy metal)	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6644	folder (Yedi)	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2013-08"
6645	pulsating folder (KOLHS)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6648	cyan rock-hard slide rule of courage	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Spooky Resistance: +3
6649	activated deionized Ogres and Oubliettes&trade; module	0		Effect: "Eggs-tra Sensory Perception", Effect Duration: 20
6650	Mountain Stream Code Black Alert	0		
6651	purple twisted-up wet towel	0		
6652	mediocre weak mirror stepmom's booze	2	decent	
6653	surgical tape	0		
6654	blurry wobbly band T-shirt of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
6655	lousy pulsating fountain 'soda'	3	decent	
6656	illegal firecracker	0		
6657	zippy stiffened pickelhaube	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 18"
6658	pressed moist hair oil	0		Effect: "The Power of Negative Thinking", Effect Duration: 50
6659	alkaline polymerized energized scrap	0		Effect: "Turn On, Tune In, Play Ball!", Effect Duration: 25
6660	school spirit socket set	0		
6661	skewed spinning suspension bridge	0		
6662	aromatic therapeutic Staff of the Lunch Lady of mayonnaise of bravery	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Resistance: +5, Stench Resistance: +1, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
6663	wobbly universal key	0		
6664	wobbly world's most dangerous birdhouse	0		
6665	wobbly hale deathchucks of the storm	0		Maximum HP: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +40
6666	eraser	0		
6667	quasireligious sculpture	0		
6668	spinning Faraday cage	0		
6669	modeling claymore	0		
6670	clay homunculus	0		
6671	deionized tarnished modified sodium pentasomething	0		Effect: "You Liver", Effect Duration: 35
6672	grains of salt	0		
6673	yellowcake bomb	0		
6674	stinkbomb	0		
6675	colloidal superwater	0		Effect: "Moon'd", Effect Duration: 15
6676	Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	0		
6677	maroon crude monster sculpture	0		
6678	flame-retardant Yearbook Club Camera	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blinding Flash"
6679	teal mirror machete of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20
6680	watered-down lousy Cursed Punch	2	decent	
6681	smooth Bowl of Scorpions	4	awesome	
6682	lousy pulsating Fog Murderer	3	decent	
6683	gray book of matches	0		
6684	supercharged surgical mask	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Surgeonosity: +1
6685	dangerous head mirror	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Surgeonosity: +1
6686	red half-size scalpel of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Surgeonosity: +1
6687	blurry pulsating red deadly surgical apron	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Surgeonosity: +1
6688	bloodied surgical dungarees of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Surgeonosity: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 38"
6689	McClusky file (page 1)	0		
6690	McClusky file (page 2)	0		
6691	McClusky file (page 3)	0		
6692	McClusky file (page 4)	0		
6693	shaking McClusky file (page 5)	0		
6694	olive boring binder clip	0		
6695	McClusky file (complete)	0		
6696	bowling ball	0		
6697	moss-covered stone sphere	0		
6698	dripping stone sphere	0		
6699	crackling stone sphere	0		
6700	scorched stone sphere	0		
6701	wobbly stone triangle	0		
6702	narrow bowler	0		Damage Aura: 1
6703	teal imitation White Russian	1	decent	
6704	Jack Frost's dangerous short-handled mop	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +50
6705	flavorless wobbly fuchsia jungle floor wax	4	decent	
6706	smirking shrunken head	0		Damage Aura: 1
6707	corrupted aerosolized skewed narrow colorful toad	0		Effect: "Cravin' for a Ravin'", Effect Duration: 50
6708	crude voodoo doll	0		
6709	pulsating attorney's badge	0		Single Equip
6710	blurry dangerous pygmy briefs of the blizzard	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 41"
6711	short writ of habeas corpus	0		
6712	ghostly bone abacus	0		
6713	yellow adder	0		
6714	ghostly huge short calculator	0		
6715	wobbly Usain Bolt's sphygmomanometer of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Initiative: +80
6716	Vulcanized bag of pygmy blood	0		Effect: "Scrappy, Shadowy", Effect Duration: 30
6717	spinning twirling tongue depressor	0		
6718	twirling lard-coated thinker's compression stocking	0		Mysticality: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
6719	jittery stiffened educational midriff scrubs	0		Experience: +1, Damage Reduction: 1
6720	warmed olive pill cup	0		Effect: "Thick-Skinned", Effect Duration: 68
6721	huge huge aromatic water bottle of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 40"
6722	altered nitrogenated irradiated twirling pygmy phone number	0		Effect: "Sugar, Hello", Effect Duration: 31
6723	Boozehounds Anonymous token	0		
6724	tasty small exotic jungle fruit	2	awesome	
6725	Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip	0		
6726	dude ranch souvenir crate	0		
6727	blurry tropical island souvenir crate	0		
6728	ski resort souvenir crate	0		
6729	bouncing UV-resistant compass	0		
6730	wobbly funky junk key	0		
6731	Worse Homes and Gardens	0		
6732	upside-down claw-foot bathtub	0		
6733	wobbly blue clothesline pole	0		
6734	cigar sign	0		
6735	junk junk	0		
6736	Junk-Bond	0		
6737	tumbling tangle of copper wire	0		
6738	jagged scrap	0		
6739	warmed magnetized bent scrap	0		Effect: "Bat Attitude", Effect Duration: 14
6740	spinning molten scrap	0		
6741	eternal car battery	0		
6742	narrow spinning junk band of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50
6743	jittery aromatic junk trunks	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "cap 15"
6744	stylish junk-mail shirt	0		Moxie: +25
6745	bland upside-down mirror junk food	3	decent	
6746	hand-crafted junk yard	4	EPIC	
6747	miser's Rosewater's swordzall	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +10
6748	lard-coated arm buzzer	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
6749	knitted arcane researcher's boilgun	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Cold Resistance: +3
6750	Gordon Beer's Beer Garden Catalog	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6751	packet of beer seeds	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6752	gray handful of barley	0		
6753	lime green cluster of hops	0		
6754	beer bottle	0		
6755	upside-down pulsating beer label	0		
6756	artisanal homebrew sampler	0		
6757	perfectly mixed blurry can of Br&uuml;talbr&auml;u	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-09"
6758	weak acceptable can of Drooling Monk	2	good	Last Available: "2013-09"
6759	bad blue can of Impetuous Scofflaw	4	decent	Last Available: "2013-09"
6760	artisanal extra-dry bottle of Old Pugilist	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-09"
6761	artisanal bottle of Professor Beer	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-09"
6762	practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed bottle of Rapier Witbier	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2013-09"
6763	bad bottle of Race Car Red	4	decent	Last Available: "2013-09"
6764	hand-crafted squat bottle of Greedy Dog	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-09"
6765	aged bottle of Lambada Lambic	3	awesome	Last Available: "2013-09"
6766	tin beer can	0		
6767	artisanal homebrew gift package	0		
6768	blinking skewed liquid bread	1	good	Last Available: "2013-09"
6769	scandalous therapeutic Socratic tin tam	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Sleaze Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "MP regen, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-09"
6770	galvanized tin cup	0		Effect: "Sweet and Green", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2013-09"
6771	Samson's tin foil of the brute of the blizzard	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Experience (Muscle): +5, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-09"
6772	lightning-fast perfumed banded tin drum	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Stench Resistance: +5, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2013-09"
6773	twirling tin roof (rusted)	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6774	tumbling tin snips	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6775	tin lizzie	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6776	energized unsweetened pulsating foetid seal tear	0		Effect: "Resilient Spirit", Effect Duration: 62
6777	ionized ionized seal sweat	0		Effect: "Rage of the Reindeer", Effect Duration: 14
6778	Vulcanized boiling seal blood	0		Effect: "Blackberry Politeness", Effect Duration: 51
6779	crystalline seal eye	0		Single Equip
6780	squat Usain Bolt's careful studded sealhide shield	0		Monster Level: -10, Initiative: +80
6781	double-paned lion tamer's scabrous seal epaulets	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip
6782	abyssal battle plans	0		
6783	mansplainer's Tesla MacGyver's seal medal	0		Maximum MP: +100, Monster Level: +15, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
6784	upside-down spinning spinning deanimated reanimator's coffin	0		Free Pull
6785	flask of embalming fluid	0		
6788	blank diary	0		
6789	lime green boot knife	0		
6790	jittery broken beer bottle	0		
6791	skewed blinking sharpened spoon	0		
6792	twirling candy knife	0		
6793	blinking soap knife	0		
6795	ionized yellow disco horoscope (Aquarius)	0		Effect: "Reptilian Fortitude", Effect Duration: 18
6796	altered double-colloidal lime green huge disco horoscope (Pisces)	0		Effect: "Super Accuracy", Effect Duration: 16
6797	flattened ghostly upside-down disco horoscope (Aries)	0		Effect: "Cold Throat", Effect Duration: 58
6798	diffused blinking disco horoscope (Taurus)	0		Effect: "Corruption of Wretched Wally", Effect Duration: 60
6799	aerosolized double-polarized narrow disco horoscope (Gemini)	0		Effect: "Stopping to Smell the Flowers", Effect Duration: 55
6800	frozen super-ionized disco horoscope (Cancer)	0		Effect: "Salsa Satanica", Effect Duration: 33
6801	magnetized disco horoscope (Leo)	0		Effect: "Robocamo", Effect Duration: 58
6802	ionized blurry disco horoscope (Virgo)	0		Effect: "Ten out of Ten", Effect Duration: 21
6803	tarnished double-irradiated disco horoscope (Libra)	0		Effect: "Fangs and Pangs", Effect Duration: 69
6804	dry denatured aerosolized disco horoscope (Scorpio)	0		Effect: "Buff as a Baobab", Effect Duration: 32
6805	alkaline upside-down disco horoscope (Sagittarius)	0		Effect: "Mucilaginous Mentalism", Effect Duration: 44
6806	colloidal squat disco horoscope (Capricorn)	0		Effect: "Abyssal Tears", Effect Duration: 56
6807	cyan The Sagittarian's leisure pants of Calamity Jane of Gandalf	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 18"
6808	toy accordion	0		Song Duration: 5
6809	accordion	0		Song Duration: 10
6810	maroon sage beer-battered accordion	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 6
6811	executive baritone accordion	0		Meat Drop: +40, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 7
6812	smelly mama's squeezebox	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 8
6813	extremely unsafe guancertina	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 9
6814	olive Newton's accordion file	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10
6815	razor-sharp accord ion	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10
6816	grievous bone bandoneon	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 11
6817	hardened pentatonic accordion	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 12
6818	brainy non-Euclidean non-accordion	0		Mysticality: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15
6819	twirling double-paned Accordion of Jordion of temperance	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 14
6820	autocalliope of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15
6821	olive shellacked accordionoid rocca	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 18
6822	bouncing Jim Carey's pygmy concertinette	0		Monster Level: +25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 17
6823	ghost accordion of Calamity Jane of the blizzard	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 16
6824	red peace accordion of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 19
6825	ribald alarm accordion of courage	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 20
6826	scorching experienced thinker's All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience: +2, Hot Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 13"
6827	electrified KoL Con X Treasure Map of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
6828	aged twirling discocktail	3	awesome	
6829	nasty KoL Con X Bingo Card	0		Stench Damage: +5
6830	cool Temporal Tempera Tube	0		Moxie: +5
6831	double-polymerized gray tumbling Tallowcreme Halloween Pumpkin	0		Effect: "Warm Shoulders", Effect Duration: 15
6832	olive upside-down Way More Tears&trade; pepper spray	0		
6833	pressed Milk Studs	0		Effect: "Liquidy Smoky", Effect Duration: 46
6834	nitrogenated Vulcanized box of Dweebs	0		Effect: "Bastard!", Effect Duration: 32
6835	extra-wet blurry bouncing skewed bag of W&Ws	0		Effect: "Mmmmmelon", Effect Duration: 59
6836	tarnished double-magnetized double-ionized PEEZ dispenser	0		Effect: "Human-Goblin Hybrid", Effect Duration: 25
6837	improved flattened concentrated olive Swizzler	0		Effect: "Hare-o-dynamic", Effect Duration: 47
6838	cold-filtered warmed wobbly Bugbearclaw Donut	0		Effect: "Disdain of the Storm Tortoise", Effect Duration: 20
6839	non-nitrogenated aerosolized jam	0		Effect: "Chilblains of the Corn", Effect Duration: 34
6840	boiled blinking pulsating Whenchamacallit bar	0		Effect: "Super-Mega-Ultra-Charged", Effect Duration: 29
6841	double-chilled teal 8-bit banana	0		Effect: "Fiery Spirit", Effect Duration: 43
6842	activated vial of blood simple syrup	0		Effect: "Powdered", Effect Duration: 29
6843	pickled Vulcanized green bone bons	0		Effect: "Permanent Halloween", Effect Duration: 45
6844	moist galvanized squat ironic mint	0		Effect: "Helvella Health", Effect Duration: 65
6845	gray unused walkie-talkie	0		Free Pull
6846	jittery walkie-talkie	0		Free Pull
6847	spinning killing jar	0		
6848	twirling security flashlight of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25
6849	aerosolized huge Effermint&trade; tablets	0		Effect: "Punch Another Day", Effect Duration: 30
6850	ghostly nasty wholesome smooth sturdy cane	0		Moxie: +15, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +5
6851	huge bowl of candy	0		
6852	Ultra Mega Sour Ball	0		
6853	carton of rotten eggs	0		
6854	blinking desert sightseeing pamphlet	0		
6855	blinking a suspicious address	0		
6856	yellow weightlifter's Bal-musette accordion	0		Muscle: +15, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6857	Cajun accordion of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6858	skewed thinker's quirky accordion	0		Mysticality: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6859	wobbly jittery auspicious lion tamer's Skipper's accordion	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Item Drop: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6860	family-friendly perfumed frosty Pantsgiving of the businessman	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +50, Softcore Only, Bonus Resting HP: [5*F], Bonus Resting MP: [5*F], Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Talk About Politics", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Pocket Crumbs", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Air Dirty Laundry", Drops Items, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-11", Variable
6861	huge adequate special ghostly can of sardines	7	good	Effect: "How to Scam Tourists", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2013-11"
6862	flavorless bite-sized twirling high-calorie sugar substitute	1	decent	Last Available: "2013-11"
6863	spoiled low-calorie pulsating pat of butter	1	crappy	Last Available: "2013-11"
6864	spoiled dinner roll	3	crappy	Last Available: "2013-11"
6865	flavorless snack-sized mashed potatoes	2	decent	Last Available: "2013-11"
6866	adequate snack-sized whole turkey leg	2	good	Last Available: "2013-11"
6867	bland deviled egg	3	decent	Last Available: "2013-11"
6868	alkaline alkaline finger exerciser	0		Effect: "Hoity Toity", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2013-11"
6869	denatured triple-activated frozen huge pulsating dented spoon	0		Effect: "Singer's Faithful Ocelot", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2013-11"
6870	flattened triple-polarized wobbly love note	0		Effect: "Infernal Thirst", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2013-11"
6871	school beer pull tab	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6872	dry nail file	0		Effect: "The Rich Get Richer", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2013-11"
6873	warmed extra-boiled olive skewed candy wrapper	0		Effect: "Lemon Enlightenment", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2013-11"
6874	gym membership card	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6875	pressed post-holiday sale coupon	0		Effect: "You Read The Manual", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2013-11"
6876	spinning dry cleaning receipt	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6877	ghostly pocket lint (blue)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6878	pocket lint (green)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6879	pocket lint (white)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6880	bouncing pocket lint (orange)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6881	greedy reassuring frosty occult bowl of petunias	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2013-11"
6882	narrow foul-smelling sharpshooter's educational power sock of vim and vigor	0		Experience: +1, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-11"
6883	skewed smelly Van der Graaf personal trainer's wool sock of chilblains	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Cold Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-11"
6884	narrow inspector's reassuring personal trainer's moustache sock of the dark arts	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Spooky Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-11"
6885	Vulcanized olive spirit gum	0		Effect: "Leo Rising", Effect Duration: 23
6886	spirit pillow	0		
6887	spirit sheet	0		
6888	spirit mattress	0		
6889	huge spirit blanket	0		
6890	spirit bed	0		
6891	tumbling electrified beefy spirit bell of mayonnaise	0		Muscle: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
6892	concentrated spoonful of Linguine-Os	0		Effect: "Penguinny Flavor", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2013-11"
6893	pressed extra-warmed red squat tumbling freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini	0		Effect: "Hoity Toity", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2013-11"
6894	activated altered blob of Alphredo&trade;	0		Effect: "Carrrsmic", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2013-11"
6895	Vulcanized handful of crafty noodles	0		Effect: "Physicali Tea", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2013-11"
6896	unsweetened tangled mass of pasta	0		Effect: "Little Mouse Skull Buddy", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2013-11"
6897	dry squat purple Can of Spaghetto	0		Effect: "Fan-Cooled", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2013-11"
6898	Chef Boy, R&D's business card	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6899	Thwaitgold ant statuette	0		
6900	upside-down experimental carbon fiber pasta additive	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Last Available: "2013-11"
6901	purple hazardous sauce dosimeter	0		Class: "Sauceror", Last Available: "2013-11"
6902	wobbly studded flask flops of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Damage Absorption: +80, Single Equip
6903	quadruple-cold-filtered nuts	0		Effect: "Moon'd", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2013-12"
6904	super-ionized bolts	0		Effect: "Stenchtastic", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2013-12"
6905	decent fuchsia tumbling ghostly gingerbread robot	3	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
6906	adequate petit 4.1	4	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
6907	spoiled big nut-shaped Crimbo cookie	5	crappy	Last Available: "2023-06"
6908	pulsating plastic GORM-8 of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2013-12"
6909	grievous plastic warbear	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2013-12"
6910	huge nippy plastic Toybot	0		Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6911	blinking maroon plastic warbear fortress of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2013-12"
6912	Usain Bolt's plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2013-12"
6913	warbear whosit	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6914	maroon warbear hoverbelt piecepart	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6915	greedy Annie Oakley's quilted warbear hoverbelt	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6916	warbear battery	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6917	warbear badge	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6918	polymerized pulsating warbear wardance potion	0		Effect: "Bone Chilling", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6919	alkaline twirling warbear bearserker potion	0		Effect: "Weepy, Creepy", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2013-12"
6920	aerosolized pickled maroon warbear liquid overcoat	0		Effect: "There Wolf", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2013-12"
6921	snack-sized rotten warbear feasting bread	2	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
6922	flavorless small warbear warrior bread	2	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
6923	adequate gigantic warbear thermoregulator bread	6	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
6924	perfectly mixed warbear feasting mead	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-12"
6925	hand-crafted narrow maroon warbear bearserker mead	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-12"
6926	practically non-alcoholic artisanal blurry warbear blizzard mead	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2013-12"
6927	warbear helm fragment	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6928	foul-smelling sage warbear plain fedora of Gandalf	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6929	warbear feathered fedora of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6930	squat mansplainer's hardy rosy-cheeked warbear fedora	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +50, Monster Level: +15, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep", Last Available: "2013-12"
6931	up-at-dawn scandalous Newton's warbear plain helm	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Sleaze Damage: +5, Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6932	Sinatra's warbear spiked helm	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6933	executive Van der Graaf fortified warbear electro-spiked helm	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Meat Drop: +40, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy", Last Available: "2013-12"
6934	bouncing greedy warbear plain ushanka of the brute of the sewer	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6935	warbear lined ushanka of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6936	lightning-fast ruddy warbear heated ushanka of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xatk, 1xLep", Last Available: "2013-12"
6937	warbear trouser fragment	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6938	wobbly auspicious supercharged warbear party pants of extreme caution	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Monster Level: -25, Item Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6939	vibrating warbear ceremonial party pants	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6940	supercharged hardened sinister warbear high festival pants	0		Spell Damage: +10, Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul", Last Available: "2013-12"
6941	lard-coated groovy warbear battle greaves of the businessman	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
6942	bouncing toasty warbear officer greaves	0		Hot Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6943	wool ruddy experienced warbear bearserker greaves	0		Experience: +2, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Cold Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr", Last Available: "2013-12"
6944	shaking wholesome warbear johns of the bloodbag of extreme caution	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Maximum HP: +100, Monster Level: -25, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6945	warbear fleece-lined johns of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6946	foul-smelling Temple Grandin's medical-grade warbear johns	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Stench Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2013-12"
6947	warbear accoutrements chunk	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6948	warbear goggles of the brute of horror of Flo-Jo	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6949	frightening warbear snowblindness goggles	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6950	red jittery censurious slick warbear polarized goggles of the early riser	0		Moxie: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6951	bouncing manspreader's warbear laser bowtie of the blizzard of the businessman	0		Monster Level: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6952	grievous warbear plasma bowtie	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6953	flame-retardant medical-grade warbear nuclear bowtie of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6954	upside-down mirror cyan up-at-dawn greasy warbear warscarf of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6955	hardy warbear fleece-lined warscarf	0		Maximum HP: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6956	auspicious reassuring greasy warbear warscarf	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6957	skewed warbear requisition box	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6958	warbear exo-arm	0		Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6959	squat ruddy warbear foil hat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
6960	cyan warbear energy bracers	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6961	educational stylish warbear oil pan	0		Moxie: +25, Experience: +1, Class: "Sauceror", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spray Hot Grease", Last Available: "2013-12"
6962	warbear laser beacon	0		Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6963	warbear exhaust manifold of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6964	lime green spinning warbear jackhammer drill press	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6965	warbear auto-anvil	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6966	warbear induction oven	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6967	narrow warbear chemistry lab	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6968	pulsating warbear officer requisition box	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6969	warbear empathy chip	0		Skill: "Psychokinetic Hug", Last Available: "2013-12"
6970	skewed warbear drone assembler	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6971	purple warbear breakfast machine assembler	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6972	blind-packed die-cast toy	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6973	resourceful die-cast Bashful the Reindeer	0		Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2013-12"
6974	ruddy die-cast Doc the Reindeer	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2013-12"
6975	skewed die-cast Dopey the Reindeer of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6976	mirror cyan razor-sharp die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6977	greedy die-cast Happy the Reindeer	0		Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6978	die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2013-12"
6979	Lo Pan's die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2013-12"
6980	fortified die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Last Available: "2013-12"
6981	gray mirror MacGyver's die-cast factory worker elf	0		Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2013-12"
6982	die-cast gift-wrapping elf of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
6983	ghostly censurious die-cast middle-management elf	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
6984	extremely unsafe die-cast pencil-pusher elf	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2013-12"
6985	ribald die-cast stocking-stuffer elf	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6986	blurry Sherlock's die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign	0		Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6987	huge deadly die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6988	tumbling die-cast death ray in a pear tree of the ox of the blizzard	0		Muscle: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6989	medical-grade die-cast turtle mech	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6990	die-cast Swiss hen of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2013-12"
6991	blue Rosewater's die-cast killing bird	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Last Available: "2013-12"
6992	purple blurry banded die-cast ring	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Last Available: "2013-12"
6993	die-cast goose a-laying of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2013-12"
6994	quilted die-cast swarm a-swarming	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Last Available: "2013-12"
6995	Herculean die-cast blade a-spinning	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Last Available: "2013-12"
6996	olive die-cast arc-welding Elfborg of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2013-12"
6997	Newton's die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
6998	wobbly mirror fireproof die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
6999	gray miser's studded die-cast Father Crimborg	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
7000	green grievous die-cast Don Crimbo of doom	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2013-12"
7001	strapping die-cast Uncle Hobo of Calamity Jane	0		Muscle: +5, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2013-12"
7002	tumbling Jim Carey's Fonzie's die-cast Father Crimbo	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
7003	The Smith's Tome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12", Skill: "Summon Smithsness"
7004	triple-moist diffused Vulcanized maroon Flaskfull of Hollow	0		Effect: "You Liver", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2013-12"
7005	lump of Brituminous coal	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7006	altered maroon handful of Smithereens	1	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
7007	moldy massive Every Day is Like This Sundae	10	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
7008	tiny bland Miserable Pie	1	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
7009	spoiled This Charming Flan	3	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
7010	weak mediocre Irish Coffee, English Heart	2	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
7011	perfectly mixed triple-distilled Strikes Again Bigmouth	6	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-12"
7012	smooth Paint A Vulgar Pitcher	4	awesome	Last Available: "2013-12"
7013	bouncing Golden Light	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7014	Louder Than Bomb	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7015	shaking Handsome Devil	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7016	sharpshooter's crafty stiffened Work is a Four Letter Sword of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum MP: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
7017	Jeselnik's ruddy hardened smooth Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals	0		Moxie: +15, Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
7018	maroon perfumed MacGyver's steel-toed Sheila Take a Crossbow of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum MP: +100, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
7019	blurry Jack Frost's occult Sinatra's brainy A Light that Never Goes Out	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience (Moxie): +5, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2013-12"
7020	Usain Bolt's sizzling chilly Half a Purse of terror	0		Cold Damage: +5, Hot Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2013-12"
7021	jittery inspector's Oprah's grievous Hairpiece On Fire of the cheetah	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Item Drop: +15, Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7022	Jeselnik's dog trainer's Da Vinci's boxer's Vicar's Tutu	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Experience (familiar): +1, Sleaze Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1.2xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7023	fortified personal trainer's Hand in Glove of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Damage Absorption: +60, Single Equip, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2013-12"
7024	crafty quilted groovy Meat Tenderizer is Murder	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum MP: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber", Last Available: "2013-12"
7025	perfumed fireproof friendly Ouija Board, Ouija Board	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Hot Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +5, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Last Available: "2013-12"
7026	lard-coated occult Hand that Rocks the Ladle of Calamity Jane	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Pastamancer", Last Available: "2013-12"
7027	Usain Bolt's cool Saucepanic of the cheetah	0		Moxie: +5, Initiative: 140, Class: "Sauceror", Last Available: "2013-12"
7028	shaking zippy flame-wreathed Newton's Frankly Mr. Shank	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +20, Class: "Disco Bandit", Last Available: "2013-12"
7029	fuchsia therapeutic supercool stylish Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion	0		Moxie: +25, Moxie Percent: +20, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15, Last Available: "2013-12"
7030	yellow third-hand lantern of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50
7031	jittery loose purse strings	0		
7032	snack-sized rotten pulsating pickled egg	2	crappy	
7033	enchanted squat cup of lukewarm tea	1	decent	Effect: "Third Based", Effect Duration: 35
7034	warbear soda machine assembler	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7035	warbear box	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7036	warbear high-efficiency still	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7037	warbear LP-ROM burner	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7038	bouncing warbear gyrocopter	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7039	activated warmed warbear robo-camouflage unit	0		Effect: "Triangle, Man", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2013-12"
7040	mirror warbear beeping telegram	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7041	jittery warbear procedural hilarity drone	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12"
7042	shaking blue huge warbear metalworking primer	0		Skill: "Shrap", Last Available: "2013-12"
7043	pulsating warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7044	energized glass slipper	0		Effect: "Puddingface", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2014-12"
7045	denatured green antimatter wad	1	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
7046	double-frozen non-activated mirror warbear superpotion	0		Effect: "Lucky Cat Is Lucky", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2013-12"
7047	energized warbear liquid lasers	0		Effect: "Perfect Hair", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2013-12"
7048	unsweetened boiled warbear rejuvenation potion	0		Effect: "Hoity Toity", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2013-12"
7049	fuchsia broken warbear gyrocopter	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7050	decent upside-down warbear gyro	3	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
7051	concentrated jittery teal recording of Rolando's Rondo of Resisto	0		Effect: "Nigh-Invincible", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2013-12"
7052	warbear metalworking primer (used)	0		Skill: "Shrap", Last Available: "2013-12"
7053	narrow gray warbear empathy chip (used)	0		Skill: "Psychokinetic Hug", Last Available: "2013-12"
7054	spinning warbear drone codes	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7055	decent small breakfast mess	2	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
7056	warbear breakfast machine	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7057	spoiled breakfast miracle	3	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
7058	pressed cold-filtered irradiated Cloaca Cola Polar	0		Effect: "You Know When to Walk Away", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2013-12"
7059	huge warbear soda machine	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7060	festive warbear bank	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7061	skewed skewed grimstone mask	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7062	praying Grim Brother	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
7063	purple Grim Brothers' story book	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7064	hibernating Grimstone Golem	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
7065	vaporized purple spinning blurry grim fairy tale	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-12"
7066	grimstone galoshes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7067	improved denatured single of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	0		Effect: "Ginger Snapped", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2010-02"
7068	anodized vacuum-sealed denatured single of Donho's Bubbly Ballad	0		Effect: "Experimental Effect G-9", Effect Duration: 36
7069	Discontent&trade; Winter Garden Catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-01"
7070	packet of winter seeds	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7071	flavorless blinking snow berries	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-01"
7072	tasty half-sized ice harvest	2	awesome	Last Available: "2014-01"
7073	tarnished narrow frost flower	0		Effect: "Rat-Faced", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2014-01"
7074	vacuum-sealed bouncing maroon snow cleats	0		Effect: "Extra-Thick Blood", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2014-01"
7075	energized liquid ice pack	0		Effect: "Disco Nirvana", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2014-01"
7076	blinking squat cyan snow boards	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7077	huge delicious enchanted mirror snow crab	10	awesome	Effect: "French Bronilla Brogueishness", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2014-01"
7078	bad Ice Island Long Tea	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-01"
7079	unfinished ice sculpture	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7080	ice sculpture	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7081	ice house	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7082	snow machine	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7083	shaking snow mobile of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Cold", Last Available: "2014-01"
7084	arcane researcher's ice bucket	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7085	avaricious banded snow shovel	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Meat Drop: +30, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7086	lightning-fast energetic beefcake's bod-ice	0		Muscle: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Initiative: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7087	Samson's weightlifter's snow belt of the businessman of the boozehound	0		Muscle: +15, Experience (Muscle): +5, Meat Drop: +50, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7088	horrifying careful Jim Carey's ice nine of the empath	0		Monster Level: 15, Familiar Weight: +5, Spooky Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7089	snow fort	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7090	delicious En Una Fila Tequila	4	awesome	
7091	Skully's hot chocolate	1	EPIC	
7092	yellow family-friendly Samson's warbear dress helmet	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7093	rosewater-soaked foul-smelling warbear dress bracers	0		Stench Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
7094	warbear dress greaves of the cheetah of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: 160, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7095	inspector's dangerous sweatband	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Item Drop: +15, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-12"
7096	toasty careful gym shorts	0		Monster Level: -10, Hot Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xGhuol, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-12"
7097	ankleweights of the brute of Leguizamo	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Monster Level: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-12"
7098	family-friendly double-paned gravedigger's Annie Oakley's sweat socks	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Drops Items, Last Available: "2014-12"
7099	blinking teal pint of sweat	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7100	Jerks' Health&trade; Magazine	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7101	dehydrated ghostly Five Second Energy&trade;	1		Last Available: "2014-12"
7102	pixie axie	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7103	chilled triple-denatured bouncing powder	0		Effect: "Rainbow Bright", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2014-12"
7104	licorice whip of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2014-12"
7105	anise-flavored venom	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7106	hand-crafted huge yellow snakebite	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-12"
7107	aromatic Annie Oakley's candy stick	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2014-12"
7108	bland pecan	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7109	normal gigantic squat red pecan pie	10	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7110	chocolate-stained collar	0		Candy Drop: +25, Last Available: "2014-12"
7111	gigantic bland candy mountain oyster	7	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7112	perfectly mixed chocotini	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-12"
7113	purple censurious horrifying razor-sharp chocolate rabbit's foot	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spooky Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2014-12"
7114	half-sized decent candy carrot	2	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7115	flavorless jumbo candy carrot cake	5	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7116	brainy carrot-on-a-stick of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: 25, Last Available: "2014-12"
7117	Jeselnik's Temple Grandin's weasel stomping pants	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Sleaze Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, cap 20", Last Available: "2014-12"
7118	moldy pulsating mulberry	4	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7119	artisanal mulled berry wine	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-12"
7120	purple lemony scales	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7121	upside-down blinking maroon lemon party hat of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7122	blurry Oprah's lemon shirt	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-12"
7123	baleful lemon drop trousers	0		Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7124	warmed colloidal liquefied lemonhead caviar	0		Effect: "Memories of Puppy Love", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2014-12"
7125	shaking spinning greedy Van der Graaf gummi sword	0		Meat Drop: +20, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2014-12"
7126	unsweetened concentrated small gummi fin	0		Effect: "Dancing Prowess", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2014-12"
7127	tumbling mansplainer's chocolate cow bone	0		Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2014-12"
7128	improved gummi fang	0		Effect: "Ichorous Eyesight", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2014-12"
7129	stale bite-sized leftover canap&eacute;s	1	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7130	strong tolerable magnum of champagne	5	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7131	olive Socratic Herculean cow creamer of incineration	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2014-12"
7132	triple-pickled anodized Outer Wolf&trade; cologne	0		Effect: "Bored Stiff", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2014-12"
7133	purple twirling lupine appetite hormones	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7134	tumbling foul-smelling savvy wolf whistle	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow Wolf Whistle", Last Available: "2014-12"
7135	spoiled snack-sized witch's bread	2	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7136	denatured witch's brew	0		Effect: "L'instinct F&eacute;lin", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2014-12"
7137	banded boxer's witch's bra of the pedagogue	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Experience: +3, Damage Absorption: +100, Last Available: "2014-12"
7138	bad lime green jittery bouncing mid-level medieval mead	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7139	pressed pulsating R&uuml;mpelstiltz	0		Effect: "Spooky Flavor", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2014-12"
7140	upside-down spinning wheel	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7141	wet hi-octane carrot juice	0		Effect: "Blessing of Pikachutlotal", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2014-12"
7142	adjusted hare brush	0		Effect: "Banono", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2014-12"
7143	mirror twirling strapping hare pin of doom	0		Muscle: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-12"
7144	upside-down odd coin	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7145	stale immense cinnamon cannoli	9	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7146	watered-down artisanal expensive champagne	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-12"
7147	modified teal polo trophy	0		Effect: "Wintergreen Warmongery", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2014-12"
7148	oil painting	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7149	rosary	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7150	cyan ornate dowsing rod	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7151	straw	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7152	narrow	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7153	clay	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7154	mirror filling	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7155	parchment	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7156	glass	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7157	blue lightning-fast fire hose of the dark arts of mayonnaise	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 37", Last Available: "2014-12"
7158	bland fireman's lunch	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7159	bouncing ruddy experienced educational plain paper hat	0		Experience: 3, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, cap 37", Last Available: "2014-12"
7160	decent bite-sized ice cream sandwich	1	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7161	executive veiny &quot;honey&quot; dipper of the brazier	0		Maximum HP: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2014-12"
7162	bland massive blurry plumber's lunch	10	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7163	family-friendly wool skull gearshift knob of the boozehound	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2014-12"
7164	yummy nachos of the night	4	awesome	Last Available: "2014-12"
7165	stanky slick Sketcherz&trade; of the glutton	0		Moxie: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2014-12"
7166	decent can of Adultwitch&trade;	3	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7167	moist electrified altered fuchsia blurry smudge stick	0		Effect: "Video Game Hot Dog", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2014-12"
7168	concentrated ghostly wall	0		Effect: "Celestial Sheen", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2014-12"
7169	weak drinkable tankard of ale	2	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7170	quadruple-liquefied flattened modified scroll case	0		Effect: "Omphalotus Omnipresence", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2014-12"
7171	electrified pickled jug of &quot;wine&quot;	0		Effect: "Berry Experiential", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2014-12"
7172	juggling ball	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7173	crappy camera	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7174	flavorless humble pie	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7175	ghostly small golem	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7176	shaking crappy camera	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7177	nitrogenated cold-filtered crappy waiter disguise	0		Effect: "Turtle Titters", Effect Duration: 57
7178	Copperhead Charm	0		
7179	wobbly The First Pizza	0		
7180	bouncing The Lacrosse Stick of Lacoronado	0		
7181	pulsating The Eye of the Stars	0		
7182	The Stankara Stone	0		
7183	Murphy's Rancid Black Flag	0		
7184	The Shield of Brook	0		
7185	Red Zeppelin ticket	0		
7186	Copperhead Charm (rampant)	0		
7187	hand-crafted unnamed cocktail	3	EPIC	
7188	handful of tips	0		
7189	deadly unrequired jacket	0		Weapon Damage: +5
7190	Socratic tommy gun	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unload Tommy Gun"
7191	jittery drum of tommy ammo	0		
7192	throwing knife	0		
7193	throwing spoon	0		
7194	throwing fork	0		
7195	gray fortified breadchucks of the glutton	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Food Drop: +100
7196	spinning shuriken salad	0		
7197	combat fan of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25
7198	MacGyver's thinker's silk skirt	0		Mysticality: +10, Maximum MP: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 38"
7199	blowdart	0		
7200	occult Buddy Bjorn	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2014-02"
7201	mirror rock-hard educational brainy The Nuge's favorite crossbow	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience: +1, Damage Reduction: 5
7202	adequate thick sweet roll Alabama	5	good	
7203	knitted Saturday Night Special	0		Cold Resistance: +3
7204	lynyrd snare	0		
7205	mirror Usain Bolt's fleetwood chain	0		Initiative: +80
7206	weak delicious mirror Green Manalishi	2	awesome	
7207	shaking Temple Grandin's blade	0		Familiar Weight: +7
7208	fire of unknown origin	0		
7209	eagle's milk	1	EPIC	
7210	chilled liquefied blurry eagle feather	0		Effect: "Shamboozled", Effect Duration: 22
7211	energized ionized Vulcanized huge one pill	0		Effect: "Thanksgot", Effect Duration: 37
7212	Jefferson wings of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50
7213	fleetwood macaroni	0		
7214	blurry ghostly cheesy eagle sauce	0		
7215	low-calorie adequate lime green fleetwood mac 'n' cheese	1	good	
7216	ghostly lynyrd skin	0		
7217	ghostly skewed squat toasty lynyrdskin cap	0		Hot Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xVolley, cap 42"
7218	skewed spinning Da Vinci's lynyrdskin tunic	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5
7219	skewed supercharged lynyrdskin breeches	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1.5xGhuol, cap 42"
7220	cigarette lighter	0		
7221	priceless diamond	0		
7222	mediocre irresponsibly strong Flamin' Whatshisname	7	decent	
7223	tarnished aerosolized oxidized jittery lynyrd musk	0		Effect: "Weather, Man", Effect Duration: 56
7224	horrifying Oprah's Kashmir sweater	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Spooky Damage: +25
7225	bite-sized adequate green custard pie	1	good	
7226	tea for one	1	EPIC	
7227	irresponsibly strong aged gray bottle of Evermore	8	awesome	
7228	spinning box	0		
7229	lousy lime green wine	3	decent	
7230	mediocre distilled narrow rum	5	decent	
7231	lousy huge Murderer's Punch	3	decent	
7232	rotten velvet cake	4	crappy	
7233	ionized letter	0		Effect: "Al Dente Inferno", Effect Duration: 58
7234	miser's book of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +10
7235	twirling perfumed coward's masque	0		Monster Level: -20, Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip
7236	red-hot poker of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15
7237	tumbling huge resourceful Red X Shield	0		Maximum MP: +50
7238	Van der Graaf weightlifter's badge	0		Muscle: +15, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
7239	educational shirt of incineration	0		Experience: +1, Hot Spell Damage: +50
7240	auspicious scorching coat	0		Hot Damage: +25, Item Drop: +10
7241	banded Samson's shoe	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Damage Absorption: +100, Single Equip
7242	button	0		
7243	button	0		
7244	liquefied blood cells	0		Effect: "Painted-On Bikini", Effect Duration: 17
7245	enhanced moist eye	0		Effect: "Putting the Pro in Proletariat", Effect Duration: 45
7246	glark cable	0		
7247	cyan thinker's Red Fox glove of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: 30, Attacks Can't Miss, Single Equip
7248	electrified liquefied narrow foxglove	0		Effect: "So Fresh and So Clean", Effect Duration: 18
7249	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	0		
7250	frosty careful occult Sneaky Pete's jacket of the overflowing toilet	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Monster Level: -10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Sneaky Pete)]
7251	jug of Sneaky Pete's Mojo	0		Free Pull
7252	shot of Sneaky Pete's Mojo	0		Free Pull
7253	bouncing Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy	0		
7254	really cocktail shaker	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7255	watered-down smooth blinking mini-martini	2	awesome	
7256	smoke grenade	0		
7257	denatured molotov soda	1	EPIC	
7258	alkaline jittery pile of ashes	0		Effect: "Fustulent", Effect Duration: 11
7259	bouncing blinking crate of firebombs	0		
7260	firebomb	0		
7261	Temple Grandin's careful Sinatra's Sneaky Pete's basket	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Monster Level: -10, Familiar Weight: +7
7262	&quot;I Love Me, Vol. I&quot;	0		
7263	blurry photograph of a dog	0		
7264	photograph of a nugget	0		
7265	photograph of an ostrich egg	0		
7266	disposable instant camera	0		
7267	pulsating therapeutic sinister Sneaky Pete's jacket (collar popped) of the cougar of Gandalf	0		Moxie: +20, Spell Damage: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +20, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Sneaky Pete)]
7268	Letter for Melvign the Gnome	0		
7269	pulsating Professor What garment	0		
7270	squat &quot;2 Love Me, Vol. 2&quot;	0		
7271	Thinknerd Blind-Packed Toy	0		
7272	plastic Professor What	0		Item Drop: +5
7273	spinning therapeutic plastic Jared the Duskwalker	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
7274	Jeselnik's plastic Duke Starkiller	0		Sleaze Damage: +25
7275	electrified plastic Gary Claybender	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
7276	flame-wreathed plastic Captain Kerkard	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10
7277	improved robot grease	0		Effect: "Slimily Speedy", Effect Duration: 39
7278	pulsating returned Thinknerd package	0		
7279	triple-magnetized wobbly wind-up Whatsian robot	0		Effect: "Using Protection", Effect Duration: 22
7280	energized moist corrupted blue wind-up vampire teeth	0		Effect: "Pumped Up", Effect Duration: 56
7281	liquefied aerosolized deionized wind-up navigation droid	0		Effect: "Slimily Sagacious", Effect Duration: 58
7282	dry triple-denatured triple-altered ghostly wind-up owl	0		Effect: "Executive Greed", Effect Duration: 34
7283	quadruple-energized deionized galvanized wind-up ensign	0		Effect: "License to Punch", Effect Duration: 11
7284	huge skewed gray smelly padded crying statue earrings	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover
7285	ruddy plastic Duskwalker necklace of extreme caution	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Monster Level: -25, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover
7286	ruddy stiffened plastic replica blaster pistol	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Lasts Until Rollover
7287	jittery fireproof studded Gary Claybender's Time Screwer	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover
7288	flame-retardant Space Tourist palmdoctor of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Hot Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover
7289	Da Vinci's amok putter of James Dean of horror	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Experience (Moxie): +3, Spooky Spell Damage: +25
7290	adequate amok pudding	4	good	
7291	deactivated putty buddy	0		
7292	putty coat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7293	moist magnetized can of V-11	0		Effect: "Bright!", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2014-03"
7294	sinister elevennis shoes of vim and vigor	0		Spell Damage: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2014-03"
7295	upside-down elevent	0		Last Available: "2014-03"
7296	dog trainer's stiffened elevenderizing hammer	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2014-03"
7297	shaking rosewater-soaked Professor What T-Shirt	0		Stench Resistance: +3
7298	tumbling heavy-duty bendy straw	0		
7299	pellet of plant food	0		
7300	sewing kit	0		
7301	Spookyraven billiards room key	0		
7302	Spookyraven library key	0		
7303	Lady Spookyraven's necklace	0		
7304	skewed telegram from Lady Spookyraven	0		
7305	Lady Spookyraven's powder puff	0		
7306	Lady Spookyraven's finest gown	0		
7307	Lady Spookyraven's dancing shoes	0		
7308	boiled eyebrow pencil	0		Effect: "Pumped Stomach", Effect Duration: 34
7309	oxidized modified tarnished ghostly rosewater cream	0		Effect: "EVISCERATE!", Effect Duration: 43
7310	extra-denatured pressed bronzer	0		Effect: "Yes, Can Haz", Effect Duration: 47
7311	olive smelly careful elegant nightstick	0		Monster Level: -10, Stench Spell Damage: +10
7312	still grill	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-06"
7313	narrow box of hickory chips	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7314	poppet	0		
7315	pulsating rickety rocking horse	0		
7316	yellow jack-in-the-box	0		
7317	jar of baby ghosts	0		
7318	foul-smelling medical-grade ghost of a necklace of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Stench Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
7319	family-friendly vibrating Elizabeth's Dollie	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1
7320	liquefied improved enhanced Elizabeth's paintbrush	0		Effect: "Hiding in Plain Sight", Effect Duration: 41
7321	educational Stephen's lab coat of the glutton	0		Experience: +1, Food Drop: +100
7322	polarized quadruple-magnetized Stephen's secret formula	0		Effect: "Creepin' Up on You", Effect Duration: 46
7323	wool Jacob's rung of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Cold Resistance: +1
7324	twisted blinking green battery	1		Effect: "The Real Deal", Effect Duration: 15
7325	fancy watered-down tolerable snakebite	2	good	Effect: "Far Out", Effect Duration: 20
7326	clever dance instructor's rubber ribcage	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum MP: +20
7327	twisted synthetic marrow	1		Effect: "Super Speed", Effect Duration: 5
7328	energized funny bone	0		Effect: "Deadly Flashing Blade", Effect Duration: 23
7329	mansplainer's cool half-melted spoon	0		Moxie: +5, Monster Level: +15
7330	dried the funk	1		Effect: "Well-Lubed", Effect Duration: 15
7331	spoiled gunky chicken	4	crappy	
7332	green wizardly doll head	0		Mysticality: +25
7333	squat droopy doll eye	0		
7334	shaking voice box	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Pull Voice Box String"
7335	spinning scandalous paddle-ball of Flo-Jo	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Initiative: +100
7336	quadruple-liquefied non-denatured sound effects record	0		Effect: "Slime Time", Effect Duration: 40
7337	alphabet block	0		
7338	Vulcanized dancer	0		Effect: "Stemonitis Storm", Effect Duration: 26
7339	music box mechanism	0		
7340	occult moose antlers	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 27"
7341	diffused flattened narrow ghostly moose thought	0		Effect: "Strength of Ten Ettins", Effect Duration: 45
7342	big flavorless enchanted huge moose chocolate	5	decent	Effect: "Sticks and Stones", Effect Duration: 5
7343	weak perfectly mixed painting of a glass of wine	2	EPIC	
7344	oil painting of yourself	0		
7345	ornate picture frame	0		
7346	pulsating doll-eye amulet	0		Single Equip
7347	blurry brawny ghost toga of the sewer	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +25
7348	tasty miniature sheet cake	2	awesome	
7349	fuchsia ghost key	0		
7350	purple picture of you	0		
7351	dog trainer's coward's Staff of the Electric Range of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Monster Level: -20, Experience (familiar): +1
7352	stale massive deluxe layer cake	6	decent	
7353	chunk of hot iron	0		
7354	practically non-alcoholic bad maroon red-hot boilermaker	1	decent	
7355	clever coal shovel	0		Maximum MP: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shovel Hot Coal"
7356	magnetized hot coal	0		Effect: "Cold, Dead Hands", Effect Duration: 30
7357	quantum wobbly squat upside-down coal dust	0		Effect: "Gonna Get You, Sucker", Effect Duration: 67
7358	squat sinister Bram's choker of the ox of the dark arts	0		Muscle: +20, Spell Damage: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
7359	bouncing plaid swatch	0		
7360	plaid bandage	0		
7361	Da Vinci's plaid pocket square	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5
7362	prompt perfumed plaid skirt	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 38"
7363	irradiated boiled ghostly bloodstain stick	0		Effect: "Smokin'", Effect Duration: 38
7364	fabric softener	0		
7365	activated huge fabric hardener	0		Effect: "Icy Composition", Effect Duration: 64
7366	artisanal blinking bottle of laundry sherry	4	EPIC	
7367	non-adjusted huge industrial strength starch	0		Effect: "Heavily Breathing", Effect Duration: 36, Wiki Name: "industrial strength starch"
7368	diet adequate extra-flat panini	1	good	
7369	concentrated magnetized fuchsia mangled finger	0		Effect: "Inebriate Pride", Effect Duration: 65
7370	delicious fuchsia Psychotic Train wine	4	awesome	
7371	crazy hobo notebook	0		
7372	rotten miniature pie man was not meant to eat	2	crappy	
7373	skewed manspreader's sommelier's towel	0		Monster Level: +10
7374	Usain Bolt's tarnished tastevin	0		Initiative: +80, Single Equip
7375	bland actual tapas	4	decent	
7376	ghast iron ingot	0		
7377	avaricious experienced ghast iron cleaver	0		Experience: +2, Meat Drop: +30
7378	Newton's ghast iron Garibaldi of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 14"
7379	censurious friendly ghast iron heater shield	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +3
7380	auspicious deadly ghast iron codpiece	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Item Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 42"
7381	Da Vinci's Pendant of Gargalesis	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5
7382	Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab	0		Last Available: "2014-04"
7383	DNA extraction syringe	0		Last Available: "2014-04"
7384	anodized squat upside-down fuchsia Gene Tonic: Dude	0		Effect: "Flamb&eacute;-a-thon", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2014-04"
7385	dry narrow yellow Gene Tonic: Beast	0		Effect: "Devil Inside", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2014-04"
7386	unsweetened concentrated modified lime green Gene Tonic: Construct	0		Effect: "From Nantucket", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2014-04"
7387	aerosolized alkaline Gene Tonic: Undead	0		Effect: "Jingle Jangle Jingle", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2014-04"
7388	dry Gene Tonic: Humanoid	0		Effect: "Pisces in the Skyces", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2014-04"
7389	triple-ionized Gene Tonic: Insect	0		Effect: "Frigid Weapon", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2014-04"
7390	colloidal mirror Gene Tonic: Hippy	0		Effect: "Puddingskin", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2014-04"
7391	liquefied pickled Gene Tonic: Orc	0		Effect: "Spooky Flavor", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2014-04"
7392	dry deionized purple Gene Tonic: Demon	0		Effect: "Metal Speed", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2014-04"
7393	aerosolized super-enhanced Gene Tonic: Horror	0		Effect: "Shrimpin' Ain't Easy", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2014-04"
7394	oxidized Gene Tonic: Fish	0		Effect: "Corona de la Salsa", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2014-04"
7395	anodized nitrogenated nitrogenated Gene Tonic: Goblin	0		Effect: "Hammered", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2014-04"
7396	polymerized unsweetened pulsating Gene Tonic: Pirate	0		Effect: "Jawin'", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2014-04"
7397	dry boiled Gene Tonic: Plant	0		Effect: "Spookyravin'", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2014-04"
7398	dry wet ghostly wobbly Gene Tonic: Weird	0		Effect: "Bolts about Candy", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2014-04"
7399	flattened alkaline Gene Tonic: Elf	0		Effect: "The Power of Positive Thinking", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2014-04"
7400	extra-moist bouncing Gene Tonic: Mer-kin	0		Effect: "Stemonitis Storm", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2014-04"
7401	denatured Gene Tonic: Slime	0		Effect: "[800]Chocolate Reign", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2014-04"
7402	ionized warmed liquefied blinking maroon Gene Tonic: Penguin	0		Effect: "Sepia Tan", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2014-04"
7403	nitrogenated Gene Tonic: Elemental	0		Effect: "A View to Some Meat", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2014-04"
7404	liquefied frozen fuchsia Gene Tonic: Constellation	0		Effect: "Turkey-Agitated", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2014-04"
7405	magnetized Gene Tonic: Hobo	0		Effect: "Preternatural Greed", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2014-04"
7406	Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#1)	0		
7407	spinning Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#2)	0		
7408	twirling Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#3)	0		
7409	Steam Card: Space Trip (#1)	0		
7410	ghostly Steam Card: Space Trip (#2)	0		
7411	pulsating Steam Card: Space Trip (#3)	0		
7412	blurry Steam Card: Meteoid (#1)	0		
7413	Steam Card: Meteoid (#2)	0		
7414	Steam Card: Meteoid (#3)	0		
7415	Steam Card: DemonStar (#1)	0		
7416	jittery ghostly Steam Card: DemonStar (#2)	0		
7417	Steam Card: DemonStar (#3)	0		
7418	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#1)	0		
7419	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#2)	0		
7420	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#3)	0		
7421	mirror red blinking pencil thin mushroom	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7422	Paradaisical Cheeseburger recipe	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7423	salty sailor salt	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7424	bike rental broupon	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7425	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Cocktail Sauce Bottle	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7426	narrow sprinkle shaker	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7427	triple-altered moist diffused blue sleight-of-hand mushroom	0		Effect: "You're Not Cooking", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2014-05"
7428	bouncing Taco Dan's Taco Stand's Taco Receipt	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7429	Beach Buck	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7430	pickled polarized Fun-Guy spore	0		Effect: "You Can Really Taste the Dormouse", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2014-05"
7431	moist Boletus Broletus mushroom	0		Effect: "Here to Kick Ass", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2014-05"
7432	concentrated Omphalotus Omphaloskepsis mushroom	0		Effect: "Happy Trails", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2014-05"
7433	ionized dry dry Gyromitra Dynomita mushroom	0		Effect: "Pockets of Fire", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2014-05"
7434	triple-dry Helvella Haemophilia mushroom	0		Effect: "For Your Brain Only", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2014-05"
7435	chilled electrified Stemonitis Staticus mushroom	0		Effect: "Cold as Ice", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2014-05"
7436	double-boiled triple-dry Tremella Tarantella mushroom	0		Effect: "Dreadful Smell", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2014-05"
7437	Pastaco shell	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7438	normal Beefy Crunch Pastaco	4	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7439	gigantic decent Brain Food Pastaco	10	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7440	rotten Cool Brunch Pastaco	4	crappy	Last Available: "2014-05"
7441	fancy rotten bouncing Medical Pastaco	3	crappy	Effect: "Ooh, Bitter!", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2014-05"
7442	rotten maroon Energy Buzz Pastaco	3	crappy	Last Available: "2014-05"
7443	normal teal Ludovico Pastaco	3	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7444	tolerable overpowering mushroom wine	4	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7445	acceptable cyan complex mushroom wine	3	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7446	lousy squat smooth mushroom wine	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7447	bad practically non-alcoholic twirling blood-red mushroom wine	1	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7448	mediocre spirit-forward buzzing mushroom wine	5	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7449	drinkable watered-down squat swirling mushroom wine	2	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7450	miniature adequate fancy Taco Dan's Basic Taco Dan Taco	2	good	Effect: "Bolts about Candy", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2014-05"
7451	stale olive Taco Dan's Taco Fish Fish Taco	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7452	Taco Dan's Super Taco-Riffic Taco Sauce!	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7453	perfectly mixed regular-size brogurt	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-05"
7454	aged super-size brogurt	4	awesome	Last Available: "2014-05"
7455	smooth distilled skewed broberry brogurt	5	awesome	Last Available: "2014-05"
7456	triple-distilled mediocre huge brocolate brogurt	9	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7457	tolerable French bronilla brogurt	4	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7458	History's Most Offensive Jokes, Vol. IX	0		Skill: "Unoffendable", Last Available: "2014-05"
7459	shaking Now You're Cooking With Grease	0		Skill: "Grease Up", Last Available: "2014-05"
7460	Sloppy Seconds Diner Employee Handbook	0		Skill: "Sloppy Secrets", Last Available: "2014-05"
7461	industrial strength anti-fungal spray	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7462	electrified Brogre brorts	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xGhuol, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-05"
7463	tumbling lard-coated Brogre brolo shirt	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2014-05"
7464	lime green Brogre bucket hat of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 14", Last Available: "2014-05"
7465	purple Spring Break Beach tattoo coupon	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7466	airplane charter: Spring Break Beach	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-05"
7467	pulsating one-day ticket to Spring Break Beach	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7468	careful Jim Carey's vibrating 8-billed baseball cap	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Monster Level: 15, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-05"
7469	sharpshooter's studded extremely wet T-shirt of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Damage Absorption: +80, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2014-05"
7470	shaking lime green censurious greasy sage shrimp fork	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2014-05"
7471	oxidized adjusted pickled blinking BROS Energy Drink	0		Effect: "Creepypasted", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2014-05"
7472	modified super-concentrated go-go potion	0		Effect: "Superheroic", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2014-05"
7473	super-wet tarnished shrimp cocktail	0		Effect: "Horrid, Torrid", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2014-05"
7474	concentrated polymerized Yolo&trade; chocolates	0		Effect: "Violent Night", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2020-09"
7475	upside-down string of moist beads of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2014-05"
7476	wobbly tumbling Ultimate Mind Destroyer	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7477	corrupted ionized Meat-inflating powder	0		Effect: "Egg-stra Arm", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2014-05"
7478	possessed sugar cube	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7479	corrupted sugar fairy	0		Effect: "Spooky Jellied", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2014-05"
7480	pickled cold-filtered ghostly bouncing sugar bunny	0		Effect: "Memory of Smarts", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2014-05"
7481	sweet tooth	0		Last Available: "2014-05", Wiki Name: "sweet tooth"
7482	boozy drinkable Rompedores de Fantasmas	5	good	
7483	artisanal practically non-alcoholic La Fantasma y La Oscuridad	1	super ultra EPIC	
7484	perfectly mixed strong Fantasma en la M&aacute;quina	5	EPIC	
7485	loosening powder	0		
7486	castoreum	0		
7487	ghostly drain dissolver	0		
7488	maroon triple-distilled turpentine	0		
7489	cyan detartrated anhydrous sublicalc	0		
7490	triatomaceous dust	0		
7491	aged bottle of Chateau de Vinegar	3	awesome	
7492	spinning blasting soda	0		
7493	bouncing unstable fulminate	0		
7494	mirror wine bomb	0		
7495	narrow recipe: mortar-dissolving solution	0		
7496	pulsating bottled day	0		
7497	ghost formula	0		
7498	Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette	0		
7499	colloidal electrified huge Hot 'n' Scarys	0		Effect: "Glo-Face", Effect Duration: 21
7500	mirror map	0		
7501		0		
7502	non-corrupted activated red Texas tea	0		Effect: "Disdain of the Storm Tortoise", Effect Duration: 42
7503	wobbly tumbling banded dark hamethyst ring	0		Damage Absorption: +100
7504	Sinatra's dark baconstone ring	0		Experience (Moxie): +5
7505	hale dark porquoise ring	0		Maximum HP: +20
7506	inspector's book of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +15
7507	cloak of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
7508	label	0		
7509	bite-sized stale Mornington crescent roll	1	decent	
7510	quadruple-vacuum-sealed chilled magnetized green eye shadow	0		Effect: "Deeply Ironic", Effect Duration: 55
7511	crumbling wheel	0		
7512	extra-boiled blinking poppy	0		Effect: "The Magic of Sharing", Effect Duration: 43
7513	narrow opium grenade	0		
7514	Jack Frost's supercharged duonoculars	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
7515	blurry plastic rock	0		
7516	skewed gray witch's spare house key	0		
7517	spider leg of James Dean of Gandalf	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Spell Critical Percent: +20
7518	mirror wand of pigification	0		
7519	high-proof bad glass of bourbon	7	decent	
7520	burned government manual fragment	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7521	bland government cheese	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7522	narrow Jeselnik's pair of government shades	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-05"
7523	green space junk	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7524	concentrated quadruple-deionized activated government	0		Effect: "Hairless and Airless", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2014-05"
7525	concentrated wobbly alien drugs	0		Effect: "Bananas!", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2023-09"
7526	mirror weird space book	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7527	alien force field disruptor bean	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7528	Oprah's Herculean government-issued night-vision goggles	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-05"
7529	decent twirling loaf of alien bread	4	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7530	stale snack-sized grilled cheese sandwich	2	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7531	twisted alien protein powder	1	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7532	practically non-alcoholic artisanal rocket fuel	1	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2014-05"
7533	blurry alien source code printout	0		Skill: "Alien Source Code", Last Available: "2014-05"
7534	shaking alien source code printout (used)	0		Skill: "Alien Source Code", Last Available: "2014-05"
7535	drinkable pulsating squat stealth bomber	4	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7536	pulsating space beast fur	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7537	fuchsia twitching space egg	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7538	ramekin of space nuts	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2014-05"
7539	lard-coated space beast fur hat	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley", Last Available: "2014-05"
7540	knitted space beast fur pants	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley", Last Available: "2014-05"
7541	tumbling tumbling space beast fur whip of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Last Available: "2014-05"
7542	red space invader	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7543	purple twirling rosy-cheeked sage space heater	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heat Space", Last Available: "2014-05"
7544	space bar	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7545	drinkable enchanted practically non-alcoholic space port	1	good	Effect: "Thaumodynamic", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2014-05"
7546	olive medical-grade space needle of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2014-05"
7547	improved liquefied fuchsia buffed alien drugs	0		Effect: "Tapped In", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2014-05"
7548	hot ashes	0		Last Available: "2014-06"
7549	flattened quadruple-concentrated ash soda	0		Effect: "Phairly Pheromonal", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2014-06"
7550	denatured non-oxidized huge liquid smoke	0		Effect: "Spore-Wreathed", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2014-06"
7551	galvanized shaking dollop of barbecue sauce	0		Effect: "I See Everything Thrice!", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2014-06"
7552	cold-filtered huge bowl of marinade	0		Effect: "You Know Who to Call", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2014-06"
7553	twirling shaker of dry rub	0		Last Available: "2014-06"
7554	deionized bottle of lighter fluid	0		Effect: "Stenchtastic", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2014-06"
7555	page	0		
7556	elephant gift	0		
7557	anodized enhanced enhanced blood cells	0		Effect: "Buzzard Breath", Effect Duration: 19
7558	delicious practically non-alcoholic huge wine	1	awesome	
7559	adjusted gummi turtle	0		Effect: "Oth-Jeal-O", Effect Duration: 67
7560	turtle-shaped rock	0		
7561	activated yellow spinning giraffe-necked turtle	0		Effect: "Purity of Spirit", Effect Duration: 68
7562	frozen warmed blinking fuchsia musk turtle	0		Effect: "Cold Throat", Effect Duration: 34
7563	triple-ionized twirling programmable turtle	0		Effect: "Crimbo Nostalgia", Effect Duration: 69
7564	warmed vacuum-sealed mocking turtle	0		Effect: "Happy Trails", Effect Duration: 61
7565	tasty miniature spinning ham steak	2	awesome	
7566	coward's time-twitching toolbelt	0		Monster Level: -20, Single Equip, Free Pull
7567	blinking Chroner	0		
7568	cyan wobbly deadly brawny Time Lord Badge of Honor of dire peril	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Weapon Damage: 25
7569	padded Time Bandit Badge of Courage of chilblains of horror	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Cold Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +25
7570	non-altered tarnished huge Friendliness Beverage	0		Effect: "Dancing Prowess", Effect Duration: 59
7571	tumbling rosewater-soaked stylish silent pea shooter	0		Moxie: +25, Stench Resistance: +3
7572	tasty olive D roll	3	awesome	
7573	knitted Da Vinci's kiwi beak	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Cold Resistance: +3
7574	hand-crafted practically non-alcoholic New Zealand iced tea	1	super EPIC	
7575	strapping droll monocle of the storm	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Single Equip
7576	liquefied magnetized wet huge future drug: Muscularactum	0		Effect: "Chalked Weapon", Effect Duration: 67
7577	Vulcanized purple future drug: Smartinex	0		Effect: "Joyful Resolve", Effect Duration: 59
7578	activated huge future drug: Coolscaline	0		Effect: "Hagnk's Gratitude", Effect Duration: 32
7579	twitching time capsule	0		
7580	diluted wobbly green liquid shifting time weirdness	1		Effect: "Aquarius Rising", Effect Duration: 5
7581	shifting time weirdness	0		Adventures: +4, PvP Fights: +4
7582	normal ghostly rack of dinosaur ribs	4	good	
7583	irresponsibly strong delicious huge scotch on the rocks	8	awesome	
7584	narrow arcane researcher's slick yabba dabba doo rag	0		Moxie: +10, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 27"
7585	wooly loincloth of chilblains of courage	0		Cold Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 27"
7586	wobbly helix fossil	0		
7587	upside-down pulsating green skewed S.S. Ticket	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7588	Clan speakeasy	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-07"
7589	weak artisanal upside-down glass of &quot;milk&quot;	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-07"
7590	watered-down hand-crafted cup of &quot;tea&quot;	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-07"
7591	spirit-forward tolerable thermos of &quot;whiskey&quot;	5	good	Last Available: "2014-07"
7592	weak hand-crafted tumbling Lucky Lindy	2	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2014-07"
7593	aged narrow Bee's Knees	4	awesome	Last Available: "2014-07"
7594	acceptable skewed maroon Sockdollager	3	good	Last Available: "2014-07"
7595	acceptable practically non-alcoholic Ish Kabibble	1	good	Last Available: "2014-07"
7596	artisanal Hot Socks	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-07"
7597	smooth Phonus Balonus	3	awesome	Last Available: "2014-07"
7598	delicious weak Flivver	2	awesome	Last Available: "2014-07"
7599	acceptable weak blurry Sloppy Jalopy	2	good	Last Available: "2014-07"
7600	tarnished aerosolized irradiated flame	0		Effect: "Hot Jellied", Effect Duration: 18
7601	dry cyan temporary yak tattoo	0		Effect: "Gutterminded", Effect Duration: 49
7602	magnetized extra-vacuum-sealed Fitspiration&trade; poster	0		Effect: "Piratastic", Effect Duration: 68
7603	pressed neckbeard	0		Effect: "A Contender", Effect Duration: 24
7604	concentrated double-dry teal artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice	0		Effect: "Twenty-three Squid, Ew", Effect Duration: 19
7605	flattened punk patch	0		Effect: "Corona de la Salsa", Effect Duration: 34
7606	pickled activated activated steampunk potion	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Creepy Pasta", Effect Duration: 61
7607	extra-concentrated moist ghostly squat vial of swamp vapors	0		Effect: "Shredding, Sweating", Effect Duration: 50
7608	non-improved denatured huge spinning turtle mud	0		Effect: "Cotton Mouthed", Effect Duration: 66
7609	warmed Redeye&trade; Eyedrops	0		Effect: "Oxygenated Blood", Effect Duration: 35
7610	oxidized maroon Dweebisol&trade; inhaler	0		Effect: "Hustlin'", Effect Duration: 33
7611	nitrogenated aerosolized Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil	0		Effect: "Superheroic", Effect Duration: 22
7612	concentrated upside-down tomato soup poster	0		Effect: "BOOsted", Effect Duration: 47
7613	enhanced adjusted squat bubblin' chemistry solution	0		Effect: "Goldentongue", Effect Duration: 48
7614	improved blinking voodoo glowskull	0		Effect: "Sweet and Red", Effect Duration: 26
7615	polarized quadruple-boiled maroon skewed wobbly pygmy adder oil	0		Effect: "Jalape&ntilde;o Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 66
7616	liquefied blinking pygmy witchhazel	0		Effect: "Human-Elf Hybrid", Effect Duration: 60
7617	ionized diffused blue short deposition	0		Effect: "Funky Coal Patina", Effect Duration: 58
7618	cold-filtered ionized adjusted straw pole	0		Effect: "Trufflin'", Effect Duration: 43
7619	concentrated copperhead potion	0		Effect: "Inscrutable exoskeleton", Effect Duration: 21
7620	aerosolized polarized ninja fear powder	0		Effect: "Cockroach Scurry", Effect Duration: 19
7621	energized flattened ninja eyeblack	0		Effect: "Human-Insect Hybrid", Effect Duration: 22
7622	double-dry tarnished fuchsia pulsating button rouge	0		Effect: "Square to be Hip", Effect Duration: 59
7623	quadruple-pickled Red Army camouflage kit	0		Effect: "Ruthlessly Efficient", Effect Duration: 26
7624	polarized huge lynyrd skinner toothblack	0		Effect: "Tingly Biceps", Effect Duration: 60
7625	irradiated flask of rainwater	0		Effect: "Badger Underfoot", Effect Duration: 37
7626	irradiated wobbly oyster badge	0		Effect: "Saucegoggles", Effect Duration: 47
7627	wet modified plastic Jefferson wings	0		Effect: "You Know What's Up", Effect Duration: 41
7628	quantum triple-warmed dancing fan	0		Effect: "Chauve-Souris Merde Fou", Effect Duration: 32
7629	denatured altered triple-nitrogenated page of the Necrohobocon	0		Effect: "Uncaged Power", Effect Duration: 56
7630	enhanced magic powder	0		Effect: "Sweet and Red", Effect Duration: 56
7631	quadruple-aerosolized red friar's tonsure	0		Effect: "Wistfully Nostalgic", Effect Duration: 31
7632	colloidal government-issue identification badge	0		Effect: "Infernal Thirst", Effect Duration: 35
7633	pressed colloidal colloidal shaking twirling alien hologram projector	0		Effect: "Pasta Oneness", Effect Duration: 28
7634	tarnished boiled frozen squat spinning irradiated turtle	0		Effect: "Aloofah", Effect Duration: 40
7635	corrupted blinking blinking cigar box turtle	0		Effect: "Seeing Colors", Effect Duration: 58
7636	supercharged shellacked shell of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7637	blurry spinning stiffened pillow shell	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7638	Jim Carey's whatsit-covered turtle shell	0		Monster Level: +25, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7639	bouncing strapping oil shell	0		Muscle: +5, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7640	coward's dance instructor's turtle shell of the early riser	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Monster Level: -20, Adventures: +7, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7641	yellow shocked shell	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer", Damage Aura: 1
7642	ghostly ingot turtle	0		
7643	duty umbrella	0		Water Level: -2
7644	pool skimmer	0		
7645	life preserver	0		
7646	blinking lightning milk	0		
7647	aquaconda brain	0		
7648	twirling ghostly thunder thigh	0		
7649	pressed gourmet gourami oil	0		Effect: "Cuts Like a Lightly-Buttered Knife", Effect Duration: 54
7650	aerosolized tarnished catfish whiskers	0		Effect: "Cringle's Curative Carol", Effect Duration: 51
7651	freshwater fishbone	0		
7652	fishbone catcher's mitt	0		
7653	fishbone kneepads	0		Initiative: +60, Single Equip
7654	blinking fishbone corset	0		
7655	huge fuchsia fishbone fins	0		Single Equip
7656	fishbone facemask	0		Monster Level: -30
7657	twirling fishbone belt	0		Critical Hit Percent: +25, Weapon Damage: +25, Single Equip
7658	fishbone bracers	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
7659	neoprene skullcap of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 16"
7660	anodized goblin water	0		Effect: "Superhuman Sarcasm", Effect Duration: 15
7661	teal dumb mud	0		
7662	small tasty twirling Sogg-Os	2	awesome	
7663	family-friendly friendly Lord Soggyraven's Slippers of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Familiar Weight: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip
7664	frozen skewed Ancient Protector Soda	0		Effect: "Turkey-Agitated", Effect Duration: 34
7665	magnetized deionized aerosolized huge liquid ice	0		Effect: "Boschface", Effect Duration: 59
7666	enchanted bad Wet Russian	3	decent	Effect: "Soles of Glass", Effect Duration: 30
7667	adequate filet of The Fish	4	good	
7668	Thwaitgold spider statuette	0		
7669	rosewater-soaked crafty quilted thunder down underwear	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum MP: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover
7670	narrow hardy famous raincoat of the brute of the early riser	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +50, Adventures: +7, Lasts Until Rollover
7671	therapeutic sinister sage lightning rod	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Spell Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Lasts Until Rollover
7672	toasty law-abiding citizen cane	0		Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip
7673	mediocre legitimate business on the beach	3	decent	
7674	pulsating occult hep waders	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xVolley, cap 12"
7675	fancy bland massive jive turkey leg	7	decent	Effect: "Spooky Blur", Effect Duration: 45
7676	pulsating beefcake's birdbone corset	0		Muscle: +25
7677	triple-warmed quantum candy cigarette	0		Effect: "Ruby-ous", Effect Duration: 63
7678	blinking pulsating experienced 4-dimensional fez	0		Experience: +2, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 12"
7679	throwing candy	0		
7680	manspreader's super-absorbent tarp	0		Monster Level: +10
7681	mediocre watered-down unquiet spirits	2	decent	
7682	banjo kazoo mount of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
7683	unsweetened teal grass	0		Effect: "Abyssal Tears", Effect Duration: 44
7684	twirling blurry sharpshooter's Time Lord Participation Mug	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10
7685	groovy Time Bandit Time Towel of chilblains	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +25
7686	up-at-dawn healthy grievous Caveman Dan's favorite rock	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Adventures: +5, Single Equip
7687	unsweetened dog ointment	0		Effect: "Rosewater Mark", Effect Duration: 69
7688	gumshoes of Flo-Jo of the early riser	0		Initiative: +100, Adventures: +7, Single Equip
7689	smartaleck's flapper floppers of Flo-Jo	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Initiative: +100, Single Equip
7690	green aromatic sneakeasies of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip
7691	upside-down perfumed wicked plastic nunchaku	0		Spell Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2014-08"
7692	pulsating Usain Bolt's wicked hand whip of the sweet-tooth	0		Spell Damage: +5, Candy Drop: +100, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2014-08"
7693	electrified glow-in-the-dark necklace of the dark arts of vim and vigor	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP Percent: +50, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2014-08"
7694	skewed Groll doll	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-08", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.6
7695	twirling personal trainer's wizardly cap gun of the detective	0		Mysticality: +25, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Item Drop: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!", Last Available: "2014-08"
7696	yellow Usain Bolt's clever cassette player	0		Maximum MP: +20, Initiative: +80, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-08"
7697	chewable paper	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-08"
7698	rubber spider	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7699	&quot;KICK ME&quot; sign	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7700	adjusted confiscated comic book	0		Effect: "Can Has Cyborger", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2014-08"
7701	wet confiscated cell phone	0		Effect: "All Branned Up", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2014-08"
7702	Vulcanized confiscated love note	0		Effect: "The Magical Mojomuscular Melody", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2014-08"
7703	blinking LCD game: Food Eater	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7704	squat gray LCD game: Garbage River	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7705	blurry LCD game: Burger Belt	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7706	The Confiscator's Grimoire	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-08", Skill: "Summon Confiscated Things"
7707	chilled polarized rubber nubbin	0		Effect: "Dreadful Sheen", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2014-08"
7708	huge fireproof Annie Oakley's rubber cape	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2014-08"
7709	nasty Newton's beefcake's Thor's Pliers of the detective	0		Muscle: +25, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Stench Damage: +5, Item Drop: +20, Attacks Can't Miss, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ply Reality", Last Available: "2014-09", Softcore Only: [1-path(Heavy Rains)]
7710	electrified purple candy UFOs	0		Effect: "Improved Candy Vision", Effect Duration: 13
7711	baleful water wings for babies of the glutton	0		Spell Damage: +25, Food Drop: +100
7712	beautiful rainbow	0		Last Available: "2014-11", Skill: "Belch The Rainbow"
7713	rotten Strix stix	3	crappy	
7714	huge coward's razor-sharp vampire pellet of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Monster Level: -20
7715	acceptable watered-down squat upside-down non-aged vinegar	2	good	
7716	hardened unsanitized scalpel	0		Damage Reduction: 3
7717	blurry shaking coward's gladiator tunica	0		Monster Level: -20
7718	dog trainer's Roman sadnals	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Single Equip
7719	slick madius	0		Moxie: +10
7720	strapping radiator heater shield	0		Muscle: +5
7721	frozen oxidized bouncing salt wages	0		Effect: "Blessing of Squirtlcthulli", Effect Duration: 22
7722	shaking sizzling centurion helmet	0		Hot Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, atk, cap 25"
7723	Chroner cross	0		
7724	pteruges of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, atk, cap 25"
7725	polymerized Vulcanized gray Bruno's blessing of Mars	0		Effect: "Spooky Jellied", Effect Duration: 27
7726	galvanized skewed maroon Dennis's blessing of Minerva	0		Effect: "Greased-Up Familiar", Effect Duration: 50
7727	extra-galvanized shaking Burt's blessing of Bacchus	0		Effect: "Mystic Circle", Effect Duration: 68
7728	ionized improved Freddie's blessing of Mercury	0		Effect: "Disdain of the Storm Tortoise", Effect Duration: 57
7729	Chroner trigger	0		
7730	Xi Receiver Unit	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7731	huge transmission from planet Xi	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7732	Black Bart's Booty	0		Skill: "Pirate Bellow"
7733	skewed Xiblaxian circuitry	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7734	Xiblaxian polymer	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7735	Xiblaxian alloy	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7736	narrow Xiblaxian crystal	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7737	blurry Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7738	Xiblaxian cache locator simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7739	jittery skewed Xiblaxian holo-training simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7740	Xiblaxian direct marketing simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7741	upside-down upside-down Xiblaxian holo-buddy simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7742	spinning Xiblaxian encrypted political prisoner	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7743	spinning Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth cowl	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7744	huge Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth trousers	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7745	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth vest	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7746	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: ultraburrito	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7747	green Xiblaxian holo-schematic: space whiskey	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7748	bouncing twirling Xiblaxian holo-schematic: residence cube	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7749	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: xeno-goggles	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7750	shaking Xiblaxian 5D printer	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7751	twirling Xiblaxian holo-bowtie	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2014-09"
7752	aromatic Xiblaxian xeno-detection goggles	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-09"
7753	ghostly medical-grade Xiblaxian stealth cowl of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-09"
7754	wobbly Usain Bolt's strapping Xiblaxian stealth trousers	0		Muscle: +5, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2014-09"
7755	asbestos-lined Xiblaxian stealth vest of the detective	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2014-09"
7756	yummy yellow Xiblaxian ultraburrito	3	awesome	Last Available: "2014-09"
7757	bad high-proof Xiblaxian space-whiskey	8	decent	Last Available: "2014-09"
7758	squat Xiblaxian residence-cube	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7759	chilled unsweetened squat They liver	0		Effect: "Saucegoggles", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2014-09"
7760	super-sized stale They liver popsicle	5	decent	Last Available: "2014-09"
7761	holo-tank	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7762	holo-bomber	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7763	upside-down holo-platoon	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7764	modified squat huge residual zeal	1		Effect: "Man's Worst Enemy", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2014-09"
7765	red squat wool Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Drops Items, Last Available: "2014-09"
7766	prompt hardy defective Golden Mr. Accessory of chilblains	0		Maximum HP: +50, Cold Damage: +25, Adventures: +3
7767	airplane charter: Conspiracy Island	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-10"
7768	squat one-day ticket to Conspiracy Island	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7769	Coinspiracy	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7770	pulsating toasty wicked Personal Ventilation Unit of courage	0		Spell Damage: +5, Hot Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-10"
7771	pickled the most dangerous bait	0		Effect: "Crotchety, Pining", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2014-10"
7772	immense bland &quot;meat&quot; stick	8	decent	Last Available: "2014-10"
7773	pickled blurry purple transdermal smoke patch	1	good	Last Available: "2014-10"
7774	specialty ammo bandolier	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7775	teal stanky pair of plants of vim and vigor of mayonnaise	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2014-10"
7776	squat lion tamer's Temple Grandin's Sasq&trade; watch of the businessman	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Experience (familiar): +2, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-10", Nonstackable Watch, Rollover Effect Duration: 30
7777	avaricious flame-wreathed brawny smoker's cloak	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2014-10"
7778	jittery ghostly Jim Carey's wicked dance instructor's camouflage T-shirt of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spell Damage: +5, Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2014-10"
7779	colloidal experimental serum G-9	0		Effect: "White Knuckles", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2014-10"
7780	sharpshooter's healthy heavy-duty clipboard of the blizzard	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2014-10"
7781	wool foul-smelling Herculean beefcake's battery-powered drill	0		Muscle: +25, Experience (Muscle): +1, Stench Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2014-10"
7782	moldy narrow limp broccoli	3	crappy	Last Available: "2014-10"
7783	pulsating scandalous friendly hat of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Familiar Weight: +3, Sleaze Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, 0.5xPotato, cap 31", Last Available: "2014-10"
7784	nitrogenated denatured huge monkey barf	0		Effect: "Human-Pirate Hybrid", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2014-10"
7785	boiled nitrogenated candy	0		Effect: "Lobos Fresh", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2014-10"
7786	Socratic jangly bracelet of the boozehound of the glutton	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Booze Drop: +100, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2014-10"
7787	tumbling miser's cuddly teddy bear	0		Meat Drop: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Overload Teddy Bear", Last Available: "2014-10"
7788	mirror jittery ice-cold Cloaca Zero	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7789	stanky nasty first-aid pouch	0		Stench Damage: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2014-10"
7790	khaki duffel bag	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7791	pressed non-altered blue airborne mutagen	0		Effect: "Adrenaline Rush", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2014-10"
7792	cyan ghostly SHAWARMA Initiative Keycard	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7793	bottle-opener keycard	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7794	Armory keycard	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7795	flavorless small initiative shawarma	2	decent	Last Available: "2014-10"
7796	spoiled warm war shawarma	3	crappy	Last Available: "2014-10"
7797	moldy snack-sized karma shawarma	2	crappy	Last Available: "2014-10"
7798	artisanal triple-distilled Jungle Juice	9	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-10"
7799	artisanal bouncing gray Amnesiac Ale	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-10"
7800	lousy practically non-alcoholic Highest Bitter	1	decent	Last Available: "2014-10"
7801	huge perfumed smartaleck's mercenary pistol	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2014-10"
7802	twirling deadly educational mercenary rifle	0		Experience: +1, Weapon Damage: +5, Last Available: "2014-10"
7803	Merc Core Field Manual: Sanity Maintenance	0		Skill: "Hypersane", Last Available: "2014-10"
7804	Merc Core Field Manual: Intimidation Techniques	0		Skill: "Intimidating Mien", Last Available: "2014-10"
7805	Merc Core challenge coin	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7806	Merc Core deployment orders	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7807	spinning TI-9000 calculator	0		
7808	unused soap	0		
7809	impure gasoline	0		
7810	yellow Z-Bone steak	0		
7811	viral DNA	0		
7812	tarnished bottlecap	0		
7813	delicious snack-sized fancy seared dino steak	2	awesome	Effect: "Snobby", Effect Duration: 45
7814	smooth special bottle of drinkin' gas	4	awesome	Effect: "Buttermilk Boogie", Effect Duration: 20
7815	handful of napalm	0		
7816	dove DNA	0		
7817	gelatinous meat mass	0		
7818	99.44% pure math	0		
7819	simple AI	0		
7820	corrupted bird DNA	0		
7821	sentient meat mass	0		
7822	red zombie dinosaur egg	0		
7823	french-fry grabber	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7824	mirror greedy shellacked iShield of Calamity Jane	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Meat Drop: +20
7825	maroon asbestos-lined arcane researcher's slick earbuds	0		Moxie: +10, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip
7826	avaricious iFlail of Calamity Jane of temperance	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +30
7827	adequate miniature unidentifiable dried fruit	2	good	
7828	perfectly mixed weak flat cider	2	EPIC	
7829	Oprah's baleful trench lighter of incineration	0		Spell Damage: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2014-10"
7830	irradiated experimental serum P-00	0		Effect: "Almost Cool", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2014-10"
7831	upside-down military-grade fingernail clippers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7832	encrypted micro-cassette recorder	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7833	blue gore bucket	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7834	pack of smokes	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7835	skewed ESP suppression collar	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7836	GPS-tracking wristwatch	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7837	jittery Project T. L. B.	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7838	Agent Mauve	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7839	special clip: tracers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7840	special clip: wailers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7841	purple huge special clip: squelchers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7842	special clip: splatterers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7843	squat blue special clip: boneburners	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7844	special clip: graveburpers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7845	non-modified extra-improved jittery perl necklace	0		Effect: "Strange Mental Acuity", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2014-12"
7846	wet tumbling Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	0		Effect: "Puddingskin", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2014-12"
7847	deionized ruby on canes	0		Effect: "Healthy Bronze Glow", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2014-12"
7848	adequate diet twirling petit fortran	1	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7849	decent half-sized java cookie	2	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7850	normal fancy small cookie cookie	2	good	Effect: "Sizzling with Fury", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2014-12"
7851	Da Vinci's plastic exo-suited miner	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Last Available: "2014-12"
7852	mirror chaotic plastic semi-autonomous drill unit	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2014-12"
7853	plastic ambulatory robo-minecart of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2014-12"
7854	skewed crafty plastic Crimbot	0		Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2014-12"
7855	blinking hardy plastic Crimbomega	0		Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2014-12"
7856	moist ionized tumbling flask of mining oil	0		Effect: "meat.enh", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2014-12"
7857	mansplainer's radiation-resistant helmet	0		Monster Level: +15, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7858	energetic servo-assisted exo-pants	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7859	twirling wicked strapping high-energy mining laser	0		Muscle: +5, Spell Damage: +5, Last Available: "2014-12"
7860	tumbling peppermint tailings	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7861	nugget of Crimbonium	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7862	upside-down cylindrical mold	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7863	Crimbonium fuel rod	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7864	red Petite Paintbrush	0		Adventures: +1
7865	Crimbot schematic: Gun Face	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7866	red Crimbot schematic: Big Head	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7867	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7868	upside-down Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7869	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7870	huge Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7871	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7872	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7873	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7874	Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7875	Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7876	blinking mirror Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7877	twirling Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7878	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7879	upside-down Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7880	Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7881	Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7882	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7883	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7884	Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7885	fuchsia blurry Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7886	Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7887	twirling twirling Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7888	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7889	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7890	skewed Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7891	huge maroon Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7892	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7893	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7894	Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7895	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7896	Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7897	huge Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7898	skewed huge Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7899	twirling Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7900	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7901	Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7902	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7903	blurry Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7904	Crimbot schematic: Rocket Skirt	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7905	bouncing recovered elf magazine	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7906	olive recovered elf toothbrush	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7907	recovered elf sleeping pills	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7908	recovered elf underpants	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7909	skewed recovered elf wallet	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7910	recovered elf pocketwatch	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7911	recovered elf photo album	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7912	purple recovered elf smartphone	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7913	scorching smartaleck's Size XI Wizard's Robe of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Moxie Percent: +30, Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2014-09"
7914	enhanced cold-filtered Bit O' Quail Spleen	0		Effect: "Memories of Puppy Love", Effect Duration: 38
7915	electrified concentrated spinning Take Eleven Bar	0		Effect: "Thunderspell", Effect Duration: 66
7916	twirling mimeplasm	0		
7917	non-deionized unsweetened upside-down BOOterfinger	0		Effect: "Don't Rest Ye, Bold Adventurer", Effect Duration: 28
7918	cold-filtered polarized blurry Moonds	0		Effect: "Hopped Up on Goofballs", Effect Duration: 35
7919	galvanized blurry Big Punk	0		Effect: "Buzzard Breath", Effect Duration: 57
7920	fist turkey outline	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-11"
7921	turkey knuckles	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2014-11"
7922	bad jittery Friendly Turkey	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-11"
7923	drinkable Agitated Turkey	3	good	Last Available: "2014-11"
7924	bad Ambitious Turkey	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-11"
7925	super-sized toothsome cyan neutron lollipop	5	awesome	Last Available: "2014-12"
7926	bad huge blinking gamma nog	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7934	cyan sneaky wrapping paper	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7935	Thwaitgold nit statuette	0		
7936	picky tweezers	0		Last Available: "2015-02"
7937	Crimbo Credit	0		
7938	mixed skewed single atom	1	decent	Last Available: "2015-02"
7939	Time Cape	0		Last Available: "2014-11"
7940	Time Cloak	0		Last Available: "2014-11"
7941	ghostly sleeve deuce	0		
7942	pocket ace	0		
7943	nastygeist	0		
7944	tooth	0		
7945	table	0		
7946	curative outlaw bandana of the cougar of the scaredy-cat	0		Moxie: +20, Monster Level: -15, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
7947	enchanted tolerable pulsating whiskey in a broken glass	3	good	Effect: "It's Soporiffic!", Effect Duration: 10
7948	perfectly mixed shaking shot of mescal	4	EPIC	
7949	high-proof artisanal glass of herbal tequila	8	EPIC	
7950	minin' dynamite	0		
7951	Oprah's cool plaid cowboy hat	0		Moxie: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "2xLep, 1xBarrr, cap 25"
7952	lasso	0		
7953	energetic curative stylish rusted-out shootin' iron	0		Moxie: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +20, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
7954	rattler rattle	0		
7955	bag of money	0		
7956	Crimbo sapling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
7957	even more tinsel	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7958	skewed box of Crimbo decorations	0		
7959	wobbly letter to Ed the Undying	0		
7960	copy of a jerk adventurer's father's diary	0		
7961	blinking auspicious hardy Staff of Ed of the scaredy-cat	0		Maximum HP: +50, Monster Level: -15, Item Drop: 15
7962	Eye of Ed	0		
7963	amulet	0		
7964	grievous Staff of Fats	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50
7965	Holy MacGuffin	0		
7966	Ka coin	0		
7967	World's Best Adventurer sash of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50
7968	topiary nugglet	0		
7969	shaking beehive	0		
7970	boning knife	0		
7971	ghostly Aggressive Carrot	0		Free Pull
7972	denatured mirror upside-down ghostly mummified fig	1	good	
7973	mixed yellow mummified loaf of bread	1	decent	Effect: "Bustle Hustlin'", Effect Duration: 25
7974	powdered bouncing twirling pulsating mummified beef haunch	1	decent	Effect: "Cuts Like a Buttered Knife", Effect Duration: 35
7975	linen bandages	0		
7976	skewed cotton bandages	0		
7977	silk bandages	0		
7978	shaking holy spring water	0		
7979	spirit beer	0		
7980	huge mirror sacramental wine	0		
7981	talisman of Thoth	0		
7982	cure-all	0		
7983	lightning-fast aromatic Sister Accessory	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Initiative: +40, Softcore Only
7984	liquefied Boosty Juice	0		Effect: "Seal Clubbing Frenzy", Effect Duration: 54
7985	blurry careful Tesla parachute	0		Monster Level: -10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2015-12"
7986	blinking friendly brawny pad	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2015-12"
7987	perfumed beefcake's peeler	0		Muscle: +25, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2015-12"
7988	wobbly electrified pettipants of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2015-12"
7989	coward's Samson's panama hat	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2015-12"
7990	ghostly deadly pulsera of the businessman	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
7991	toasty police baton of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2015-12"
7992	blurry shaking stanky healthy hardened deadly arcane researcher's plus-fours of Gandalf	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Weapon Damage: +5, Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-12"
7993	mirror friendly grievous porkpie	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2015-12"
7994	horrifying experienced pepper mill	0		Experience: +2, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-12"
7995	experienced pelerine of the early riser	0		Experience: +2, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2015-12"
7996	stylish phantom mask of the brute	0		Moxie: +25, Muscle Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
7997	mixed shaking jittery polyesterene powder	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
7998	modified blue blinking powder	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
7999	concentrated ionized denatured choco-Crimbot	0		Effect: "Wallflowering", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2014-12"
8000	ionized triple-warmed non-corrupted smart watch	0		Effect: "Over-Familiar With Dactyls", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2014-12"
8001	flattened augmented-reality shades	0		Effect: "Ice Packed", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2014-12"
8002	toy Crimbot mega face of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "LIGHT", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
8003	spinning shellacked toy Crimbot power glove	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "ZAP", Last Available: "2014-12"
8004	jittery Fonzie's toy Crimbot super fist	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "POW", Last Available: "2014-12"
8005	Rosewater's toy Crimbot rocket legs	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BURN", Last Available: "2014-12"
8006	galvanized energized skewed Crimbot battery	0		Effect: "Bat Attitude", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2014-12"
8007	purple Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	0		Skill: "Rapid Prototyping", Last Available: "2014-12"
8008	upside-down Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	0		Skill: "Mathematical Precision", Last Available: "2014-12"
8009	purple Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency	0		Skill: "Ruthless Efficiency", Last Available: "2014-12"
8010	Mini-Crimbot crate	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
8011	heavy-duty Crimbot aerial	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2014-12"
8012	olive smelly Jack Frost's forbidden Crimbomega drive chain	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "LUBE", Last Available: "2014-12"
8013	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	0		Skill: "Rapid Prototyping", Last Available: "2014-12"
8014	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)	0		Skill: "Mathematical Precision", Last Available: "2014-12"
8015	squat Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	0		Skill: "Ruthless Efficiency", Last Available: "2014-12"
8016	non-adjusted irradiated twirling fitness wristband	0		Effect: "Experimental Effect G-9", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2014-12"
8017	modified unsweetened ghostly flask of tainted mining oil	0		Effect: "Ooh, Umami!", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2014-12"
8018	moist ionized and rain stick	0		Effect: "Stenchtastic", Effect Duration: 38
8019	twirling maroon Chateau Mantegna room key	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-01"
8020	stale jittery Choco-Mint patty	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-01"
8021	weak bad hot mint schnocolate	2	decent	Last Available: "2015-01"
8022	diluted teal homeopathic mint tea	1	good	Last Available: "2015-01"
8023	muscle stimulator	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8024	foreign language tapes	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8025	narrow bowl of potpourri	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8026	ceiling fan	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8027	lime green skewed antler chandelier	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8028	pulsating narrow artificial skylight	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8029	Swiss piggy bank	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8030	mirror lime green continental juice bar	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8031	wobbly stationery set	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8032	calligraphy pen	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-01"
8033	alpine watercolor set	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8034	scorching arcane researcher's tope&eacute;	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Hot Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, cap 12"
8035	knitted topiary tights of the glutton	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Food Drop: +100
8036	bouncing huge nasty topiary necktie	0		Stench Damage: +5
8037	yummy bowl of topioca	4	awesome	
8038	topiary skunk	0		
8039	jittery lime green topiary noseplugs	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8040	squat trusty whip	0		
8041	crumbling skull	0		
8042	rock	0		
8043	olive savvy pot	0		Mysticality Percent: +20
8044	mirror lime green veiny spelunking fedora	0		Maximum HP: +10
8045	squat Fonzie's sturdy machete	0		Experience (Moxie): +1
8046	stiffened shotgun	0		Damage Reduction: 1
8047	tumbling nippy boomerang	0		Cold Damage: +10
8049	spinning mining helmet of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60
8050	teal twirling X-ray goggles of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Luck: +5
8051	blurry cape	0		Item Drop: +5
8052	mirror flame-wreathed jetpack	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10
8053	upside-down spring boots	0		
8054	wobbly spiked boots	0		
8055	olive healthy pickaxe	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20
8056	torch	0		
8057	tumbling fireproof dance instructor's [spelunking test kit]	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Hot Resistance: +3
8058	ghostly plasma rifle of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3
8059	Bananubis's Staff	0		Luck: -6
8060	medical-grade quilted The Joke Book of the Dead	0		Damage Absorption: +40, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Luck: -6
8061	green The Clown Crown	0		Luck: -6
8062	jittery coffee cup	0		Luck: -2
8063	Tales of Spelunking	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8064	mirror monkey statuette	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8065	banana	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8066	compressed teal skewed	1	good	Last Available: "2015-12"
8067	shaking nuggets	0		
8068	Professor of Spelunkology	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8069	Stembridge sidearm	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8070	warehouse map page	0		
8071	huge warehouse inventory page	0		
8072	shaking janitor sponge	0		
8073	twirling green Spelunker of Fortune	0		Skill: "Speluck", Last Available: "2015-12"
8074	perfumed healthy Spelunker's fedora of bravery	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Spooky Resistance: +5, Stench Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-12"
8075	olive huge wool friendly Annie Oakley's Spelunker's whip	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +3, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2015-12"
8076	prompt sage Spelunker's khakis of the overflowing toilet	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-12"
8077	cyan squat bouncing Spelunker's Guild prize sack	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8084	bouncing mirror LOLmec statuette	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8085	Spelunker of Fortune (used)	0		Skill: "Speluck"
8086	still-beating spleen	0		
8087	Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	0		
8088	jewel	0		
8089	headless sparrow	0		
8090	mangled squirrel	0		
8091	skewed rat carcass	0		
8092	perfumed wicker kickers of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8093	narrow bouncing Sinatra's wicker slicker of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience (Moxie): +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
8094	padded extremely unsafe wicker knickers	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Damage Absorption: +20, Last Available: "2016-12"
8095	narrow groovy smooth wicker ticker	0		Moxie: +15, Moxie Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8096	ruddy razor-sharp wicker sticker	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2016-12"
8097	wicker clicker of the ox of terror	0		Muscle: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
8098	altered upside-down wickerbits	1		Last Available: "2016-12"
8099	wobbly reassuring belt of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8100	frightening mansplainer's badge	0		Monster Level: +15, Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8101	dog trainer's bowl of the blizzard	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
8102	mirror brooch of the dark arts of terror	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8103	tumbling padded breeches of incineration	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
8104	forbidden backpack of incineration	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
8105	modified ghostly blurry bits	1		Effect: "Rave Nirvana", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2016-12"
8106	lime green aromatic quilted anvil	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8107	Da Vinci's akubra of bravery	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2017-12"
8108	coward's slick apron	0		Moxie: +10, Monster Level: -20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8109	ghostly medical-grade thinker's ascot	0		Mysticality: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8110	Jeselnik's nippy attache case	0		Cold Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Drops Items, Last Available: "2017-12"
8111	manspreader's experienced accordion	0		Experience: +2, Monster Level: +10, Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2017-12"
8112	vaporized aerosolized	1		Last Available: "2017-12"
8113	narrow purple Herculean wig of the detective	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2017-12"
8114	greedy winch crank of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8115	double-paned supercharged widget	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8116	dog trainer's clever whisk	0		Maximum MP: +20, Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2017-12"
8117	jittery wholesome walker of doom	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8118	prompt waders of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2017-12"
8119	powdered skewed flakes	1		Last Available: "2017-12"
8120	dance instructor's gaiters of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Last Available: "2018-12"
8121	frightening frosty garland	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8122	narrow curative supercool gunnysack	0		Moxie Percent: +20, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2018-12"
8123	scandalous electrified garibaldi	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2018-12"
8124	stanky sizzling girdle	0		Hot Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Disco Pudge", Last Available: "2018-12"
8125	miser's groovy gloves	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8126	powdered ghostly smithereens	1		Last Available: "2018-12"
8127	Temple Grandin's razor-sharp fiberglass fetish	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2018-12"
8128	manspreader's fiberglass foil of the detective	0		Monster Level: +10, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2018-12"
8129	huge fiberglass fannypack of dire peril of the sweet-tooth	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8130	wobbly auspicious Jeselnik's fiberglass frock	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2018-12"
8131	sizzling fortified fiberglass fingerguard	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Hot Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8132	green stanky fiberglass fedora of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-12"
8133	dehydrated fiberglass fibers	1		Last Available: "2018-12"
8134	bottle of lovebug pheromones	0		Free Pull
8135	spinning winged yeti fur	0		
8136	talisman of Renenutet	0		
8138	up-at-dawn rubber spatula	0		Adventures: +5
8139	huge spoon of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100
8140	chilly crystalline reamer	0		Cold Damage: +5
8141	curative macroplane grater	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
8142	olive electrified bastard baster	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
8143	Sinatra's obsidian nutcracker	0		Experience (Moxie): +5
8144	talisman of Seshat	0		Free Pull
8145	red healthy occult glass eye	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Single Equip
8146	ionized nitrogenated invisible potion	0		Effect: "Engorged Weapon", Effect Duration: 53
8147	twirling time shuriken	0		
8148	Lo Pan's supercharged sinister ninjammies	0		Spell Damage: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "atk, 0.5xPotato, cap 25", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8149	super-alkaline moist Glo-Pop	0		Effect: "Human-Constellation Hybrid", Effect Duration: 22
8150	dry polymerized jittery sugar sphere	0		Effect: "Perfect Hair", Effect Duration: 42
8151	irradiated ionized upside-down fuchsia Shrubble Bubble	0		Effect: "So Fresh and So Clean", Effect Duration: 31
8152	quadruple-concentrated olive polyeaster egg	0		Effect: "Dwarven Hardiness", Effect Duration: 67
8153	dry candy dish	0		Effect: "You Drank Fish Wine", Effect Duration: 65
8154	flattened triple-alkaline Spechunky bar	0		Effect: "Favored by Lyle", Effect Duration: 57
8155	ionized ionized bouncing talisman of Horus	0		Effect: "Here's Mud in Your Eye", Effect Duration: 64
8156	mirror check to the Meatsmith	0		
8157	narrow cyan Skeleton Store office key	0		
8158	bone with a price tag on it	0		
8159	half of a tooth	0		
8160	oxidized mirror mouse skull	0		Effect: "Hiding in Plain Sight", Effect Duration: 52
8161	dry concentrated ghostly really thick spine	0		Effect: "Oriental Mysticism", Effect Duration: 53
8162	twirling foul-smelling skullcap of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Stench Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley,cap 5"
8163	ruddy three-legged pants of the overflowing toilet	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 25"
8164	Herculean remaindered axe of vim and vigor	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum HP Percent: +50
8165	low-budget shield	0		
8166	lime green grievous cr&ecirc;epy mask of chilblains	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Cold Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, cap 5"
8167	small adequate baguette	2	good	
8168	blinking glob of icing	0		
8169	non-oxidized chilled ginger snaps	0		Effect: "Indescribable Flavor", Effect Duration: 51
8170	dry ghostly teal mostly-broken sunglasses	0		Effect: "The Smeezingtons", Effect Duration: 59
8171	watered-down lousy unflavored wine cooler	2	decent	
8172	jittery upside-down carton of snake milk	1	crappy	
8173	purple sewer snake of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100
8174	normal ghostly pigeon egg	3	good	
8175	hardened Rosewater's jaunty feather	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Damage Reduction: 3
8176	lousy premium malt liquor	4	decent	
8177	brown paper pants of the dark arts of the storm	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +40
8178	occult brown paper bag mask of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Spell Damage Percent: +25
8179	curative ring of telling skeletons what to do	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tell a Skeleton What To Do", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tell This Skeleton What To Do"
8180	breadwand of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100
8181	Sherlock's loafers	0		Item Drop: +25, Single Equip
8182	purple Map to Kokomo	0		Free Pull, Skill: "Summon Kokomo Resort Pass"
8183	studded bread basket	0		Damage Absorption: +80
8184	blinking Ed the Undying exhibit crate	0		
8185	teal gravedigger's flame-wreathed The Crown of Ed the Undying	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Actually Ed the Undying)]
8186	Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic	0		
8187	shaking skewed map to a hidden booze cache	0		
8188	perfectly mixed bouncing Cherrytastrophe wine cooler	4	EPIC	
8189	hand-crafted red ghostly Radberry Rip wine cooler	3	EPIC	
8190	practically non-alcoholic lousy Orangemageddon wine cooler	1	decent	
8191	drinkable Breakfast Blast wine cooler	3	good	
8192	delicious twirling Citrus Crush wine cooler	4	awesome	
8193	stale miniature plain bagel	2	decent	
8194	rotten half-sized glob of cream cheese	2	crappy	
8195	adequate huge loaf of soda bread	4	good	
8196	flavorless gigantic cyan acceptable bagel	6	decent	
8197	gigantic flavorless standard-issue cupcake	10	decent	
8198	yummy gigantic blurry ultra-deluxe cupcake	10	awesome	
8199	hypnotic breadcrumbs	0		
8200	small delicious popular tart	2	awesome	
8201	pulsating no-handed pie	0		
8202	enhanced Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum	0		Effect: "Cotton Mouthed", Effect Duration: 12
8203	airplane charter: Dinseylandfill	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-04"
8204	one-day ticket to Dinseylandfill	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8205	FunFunds&trade;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8206	double-paned frightening expensive camera	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8207	sunglasses	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8208	cold-filtered quadruple-modified How to Avoid Scams	0		Effect: "Preemptive Medicine", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2015-04"
8209	filthy child leash	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2015-04"
8210	pulsating bag of gross foreign snacks	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8211	bag of park garbage	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8212	grogpagne	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
8213	Lo Pan's clever rigging rope	0		Maximum MP: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2015-04"
8214	pickled lime green jittery tumbling nasty snuff	1	awesome	Effect: "Thanksgot", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2015-04"
8215	arcane researcher's sewage-clogged pistol of the overflowing toilet	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Sewage Pistol", Last Available: "2015-04"
8216	deionized narrow beard incense	0		Effect: "Sewer-Drenched", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2015-04"
8217	lime green perfume-soaked bandana of the scaredy-cat of chilblains	0		Monster Level: -15, Cold Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8218	toxic globule	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8219	delicious toxo	3	awesome	Last Available: "2015-04"
8220	tolerable Lemonade-235	3	good	Last Available: "2015-04"
8221	isotophat of chilblains of courage	0		Cold Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-04"
8222	Van der Graaf Herculean Three Mile Island shorts	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2015-04"
8223	narrow savvy strapping toxic mop	0		Muscle: +5, Mysticality Percent: +20, Last Available: "2015-04"
8224	narrow inert sludgepuppy	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8225	lead collar	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2015-04"
8226	narrow jar of swamp honey	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8227	twirling family-friendly scandalous experienced backwoods banjo	0		Experience: +2, Sleaze Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2015-04"
8228	grody jug	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8229	therapeutic Rosewater's ratskin pajama pants of temperance	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Sleaze Resistance: +5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2015-04", Rollover Effect Duration: 40
8230	frozen turtle voicebox	0		Effect: "A Taste of Rainbow", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2015-04"
8231	skewed gravedigger's sharpshooter's fake washboard of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-04"
8232	scandalous Da Vinci's Dinsey's oculus	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8233	stiffened Dinsey's radar dish	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2015-04"
8234	huge gray medical-grade cool Dinsey's pizza cutter	0		Moxie: +5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2015-04"
8235	blinking Oprah's weightlifter's Dinsey's brain	0		Muscle: +15, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2015-04"
8236	Jack Frost's frosty Dinsey's glove	0		Cold Spell Damage: 60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8237	beefy Dinsey's pants of incineration	0		Muscle: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2015-04"
8238	skewed brain preservation fluid	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8239	keycard &alpha;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8240	keycard &beta;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8241	keycard &gamma;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8242	keycard &delta;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8243	complimentary Dinsey refreshments	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8244	groovy lube-shoes	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Last Available: "2015-04"
8245	trash net	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8246	olive greedy baleful thinker's Dinsey mascot mask	0		Mysticality: +10, Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2015-04"
8247	flavorless Dinsey food-cone	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-04"
8248	fancy spirit-forward bad Dinsey Whinskey	5	decent	Effect: "Smoky Third Eye", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2015-04"
8249	wet pickled Dinsey face paint	0		Effect: "protect.enq", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2015-04"
8250	family-friendly beefy fannypack	0		Muscle: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2015-04"
8251	scorching electrified vibrating rosy-cheeked wholesome garbage sticker	0		Maximum HP Percent: 40, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +25, Item Drop: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Drops Meat, Last Available: "2015-04"
8252	lightning-fast rosewater-soaked horrifying Oprah's razor-sharp hazmat helmet	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Spooky Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +3, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2015-04"
8253	mirror Scratch-and-Sniff Guide to Dinseylandfill	0		Skill: "Olfactory Burnout", Last Available: "2015-04"
8254	blinking Trash, a Memoir	0		Skill: "Garbage Nova", Last Available: "2015-04"
8255	Dinsey Maintenance Manual	0		Skill: "Dinsey Operations Expert", Last Available: "2015-04"
8256	Dinsey tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8257	galvanized triple-dry nasty gum	0		Effect: "Tin, Man", Effect Duration: 60
8258	blinking Wart Dinsey: An Afterlife	0		Skill: "Rotten Memories"
8259	foul-smelling The Lot's engagement ring	0		Stench Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Propose To Your Opponent"
8260	gray Mayo Clinic	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8261	Mayonex	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8262	Mayodiol	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8263	Mayostat	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8264	Mayozapine	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8265	squat cyan Mayoflex	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8266	purple miser's asbestos-lined arcane researcher's thinker's miracle whip	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8267	wicked sphygmayomanometer	0		Spell Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8268	tomayohawk-style reflex hammer	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8269	mayo lance	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8270	spoiled unappetizing mayolus	4	crappy	Last Available: "2015-05"
8271	moldy uninteresting mayolus	3	crappy	Last Available: "2015-05"
8272	rotten acceptable mayolus	3	crappy	Last Available: "2015-05"
8273	tasty enticing mayolus	3	awesome	Last Available: "2015-05"
8274	normal shaking mouth-watering mayolus	3	good	Last Available: "2015-05"
8275	twirling newly-hatched mayonnaise wasp	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8276	mayo pump	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8277	wobbly Essence of Bear	0		Skill: "Bear Essence"
8278	extra-dry perfectly mixed twirling Afternoon Delight	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-04"
8279	Kokomo Resort Chip	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8280	shaking Golden Kokomo Resort Chip	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8281	tarnished corrupted maroon pulsating Kokomo Resort Brand Suntan Oil	0		Effect: "Grumpy and Ornery", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2025-08"
8282	blinking Kokomo Resort Order Pad	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8283	The Cocktail Shaker	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8284	vacuum-sealed Kokomo Resort Pass	0		Effect: "Educated (Sorta)", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2025-08"
8285	skewed blue Mayo Minder&trade;	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8286	non-energized enhanced wobbly Mayo de Mayo&trade; mayo	0		Effect: "Coldfinger", Effect Duration: 55
8287	cyan puck	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-06"
8288	kill screen	0		Random Monster Modifiers: +1, Last Available: "2015-06"
8289	red boxing gloves	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8290	steel-toed dice ring	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Single Equip
8291	fuchsia coward's dice belt buckle	0		Monster Level: -20, Single Equip
8292	shaking dice-print pajama pants of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25
8293	pulsating Rosewater's dice-shaped backpack	0		Mysticality Percent: +30
8294	auspicious dice-print do-rag	0		Item Drop: +10
8295	foul-smelling dice sunglasses	0		Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip
8296	gray Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette	0		
8297	flattened concentrated ghostly blinking dice	0		Effect: "Yes, Can Haz", Effect Duration: 13
8298	pixel	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8299	pixel coin	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8300	non-boiled power pill	0		Effect: "Good Karma", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2015-06"
8301	unsweetened quadruple-dry pixel star	0		Effect: "Fireproof Lips", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2015-06"
8302	gigantic moldy pixel banana	7	crappy	Last Available: "2015-06"
8303	irresponsibly strong artisanal squat pixel beer	9	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-06"
8304	puck with a bow on it	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-06"
8305	pumps	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8306	quadruple-denatured red sludgesicle	0		Effect: "Marbles in Your Mouth", Effect Duration: 33
8307	wet gray &Uuml;berraschthexengebr&auml;u	0		Effect: "Hippy Flavor", Effect Duration: 17
8308	quadruple-ionized piggy tattoo	0		Effect: "Strange Mental Acuity", Effect Duration: 16
8309	extra-vacuum-sealed energized baggie of regular-sized tardigrades	0		Effect: "Shawarma Warm War", Effect Duration: 12
8310	wet adjusted blue blinking .epub file	0		Effect: "Fortunate Resolve", Effect Duration: 40
8311	boiled denatured BUBBLE GUM	0		Effect: "Squatting and Thrusting", Effect Duration: 48
8312	pickled hustler shades	0		Effect: "Pyromania", Effect Duration: 50
8313	quadruple-dry wobbly teal jerky stick	0		Effect: "Concentrated Concentration", Effect Duration: 37
8314	corrupted unsweetened costume rental shop	0		Effect: "Muddled", Effect Duration: 41
8315	boiled extra-nitrogenated bouncing upside-down muscle oil	0		Effect: "Toast Tea", Effect Duration: 15
8316	colloidal double-adjusted colloidal twirling bottle of Red-Out	0		Effect: "Ruby-ous", Effect Duration: 67
8317	altered pickpocket protector	0		Effect: "Cold Hands", Effect Duration: 11
8318	adjusted warmed sinister-looking cat	0		Effect: "Scarysauce", Effect Duration: 62
8319	warmed nitrogenated jazzy cigarette holder	0		Effect: "Phairly Balanced", Effect Duration: 67
8320	alkaline deionized pulsating one glove	0		Effect: "The Moxie of LOV", Effect Duration: 44
8321	boiled deionized galvanized glove	0		Effect: "Human-Human Hybrid", Effect Duration: 54
8322	boiled blinking handful of fire	0		Effect: "Sweet and Yellow", Effect Duration: 47
8323	magnetized oxidized colloidal pulsating Cracklin' Oat Bran	0		Effect: "Leash of Linguini", Effect Duration: 29
8324	polymerized cold-filtered blurry maroon disposable lighter	0		Effect: "The Spy Who Loved XP", Effect Duration: 37
8325	aerosolized coal contact lenses	0		Effect: "Pla-see-bo", Effect Duration: 41
8326	warmed oxidized conjured ice cream	0		Effect: "Initiative and Let Die", Effect Duration: 37
8327	anodized Iceberglar scarf	0		Effect: "Don't Step to Your Stepmother", Effect Duration: 68
8328	ionized icy hairspray	0		Effect: "Stench Jellied", Effect Duration: 48
8329	chilled smellbook	0		Effect: "Mariachi Mood", Effect Duration: 20
8330	flattened jittery assassin's cheese knife	0		Effect: "The Best a Pirate Can Get", Effect Duration: 37
8331	Vulcanized quadruple-deionized cold-filtered huge filthy armor	0		Effect: "Net Tea", Effect Duration: 14
8332	deionized concentrated plague pie	0		Effect: "Wise Spirit", Effect Duration: 29
8333	colloidal deionized shaking batarang	0		Effect: "Liquidy Smoky", Effect Duration: 52
8334	ionized twirling spare neck bolts	0		Effect: "Holiday Disappointment", Effect Duration: 46
8335	diffused dry blue grease trap	0		Effect: "Drunk With Power", Effect Duration: 19
8336	alkaline boiled gray shamanic ham	0		Effect: "Spiro Gyro", Effect Duration: 34
8337	nitrogenated activated wobbly porkpocket	0		Effect: "Healthy Red Glow", Effect Duration: 55
8338	anodized irradiated Leonard's glasses	0		Effect: "Carol of the Bones", Effect Duration: 26
8339	dry warehouse walkie-talkie	0		Effect: "Abominably Slippery", Effect Duration: 12
8340	altered janitor's mop	0		Effect: "Inappropriate Spirit", Effect Duration: 32
8341	tarnished triple-deionized warehouse clerk's glasses	0		Effect: "Dance Interpreter", Effect Duration: 66
8342	colloidal huge baloney rotgut	0		Effect: "Well-Oiled", Effect Duration: 25
8343	pickled pickled carton of gaspers	0		Effect: "Human-Hobo Hybrid", Effect Duration: 46
8344	ionized wobbly bronze polish	0		Effect: "Compensatory Cruelness", Effect Duration: 32
8345	frozen enhanced crident	0		Effect: "Resilient Spirit", Effect Duration: 66
8346	electrified double-improved shaking twirling totally sweet mohawk helmet	0		Effect: "Purity of Spirit", Effect Duration: 44
8347	Vulcanized nitrogenated blurry spray chrome	0		Effect: "Brawnee's Anthem of Absorption", Effect Duration: 14
8348	Vulcanized alkaline extra-oxidized wobbly bouncing filthy monkey head	0		Effect: "Broken Fast", Effect Duration: 12
8349	triple-aerosolized yellow hand of cards	0		Effect: "Indescribable Flavor", Effect Duration: 58
8350	irradiated chilled electrified mirror pulsating damp bar rag	0		Effect: "Boo Tea", Effect Duration: 45
8351	Vulcanized jittery lump of goofball ore	0		Effect: "Uncaged Power", Effect Duration: 57
8352	tarnished denatured huge skeleton beans	0		Effect: "Swordholder", Effect Duration: 36
8353	nitrogenated aerosolized squat bouncing green grimy lab coat	0		Effect: "Crocodile Tear", Effect Duration: 42
8354	triple-energized alkaline non-improved tumbling nursery rhyme	0		Effect: "Sewer-Drenched", Effect Duration: 22
8355	liquefied iron torso box	0		Effect: "Itchy Trigger Finger", Effect Duration: 53
8356	super-wet concentrated mercenary headband	0		Effect: "Ancient Protected", Effect Duration: 54
8357	chilled radioactive spider venom	0		Effect: "Hombre Muerto Caminando", Effect Duration: 63
8358	wet unsweetened shaking x-ray mirror	0		Effect: "Flower Power", Effect Duration: 47
8359	polymerized corrupted alkaline wrestling mask	0		Effect: "Mmmmmelon", Effect Duration: 15
8360	enhanced lime green hawkface potion	0		Effect: "Puddingface", Effect Duration: 28
8361	moist vacuum-sealed purple child-sized dracula cloak	0		Effect: "Fireproof Lips", Effect Duration: 48
8362	super-enhanced tarnished narrow twirling devil-summoning hat	0		Effect: "Earthen Fist", Effect Duration: 28
8363	extra-activated shopkeeper beard	0		Effect: "License to Punch", Effect Duration: 61
8364	triple-Vulcanized alkaline spinning green alien autoautopsy kit	0		Effect: "You're Not Cooking", Effect Duration: 53
8365	non-electrified tarnished polymerized blurry novelty fruit hat	0		Effect: "Corona de la Salsa", Effect Duration: 27
8366	modified blinking invisibility cream	0		Effect: "Dancing Prowess", Effect Duration: 26
8367	wet wobbly handful of stubble	0		Effect: "Human-Hobo Hybrid", Effect Duration: 34
8368	warmed lime green garbage juice slurpee	0		Effect: "Sourpuss", Effect Duration: 36
8369	triple-quantum non-nitrogenated upside-down wobbly plunge-leg	0		Effect: "The Halls of Mysticality", Effect Duration: 28
8370	nitrogenated improved narrow funky eyepatch	0		Effect: "Turtle Titters", Effect Duration: 13
8371	extra-colloidal dry upside-down bucket of fish juice	0		Effect: "init.enh", Effect Duration: 39
8372	liquefied modified flashy pirate dreadlocks	0		Effect: "Dancing Prowess", Effect Duration: 24
8373	chilled huge captured boozles	0		Effect: "Memory of Smarts", Effect Duration: 60
8374	corrupted chilled gray drinks tray	0		Effect: "Disco State of Mind", Effect Duration: 24
8375	improved maroon narrow eyebrow lifter	0		Effect: "Natural 20", Effect Duration: 30
8376	submarine	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8377	adequate small skewed pixel lemon	2	good	Last Available: "2015-06"
8378	artisanal pixel daiquiri	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-06"
8379	extra-energized tarnished shaking power pill	0		Effect: "Nano-juiced", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2015-06"
8380	corrupted anodized pixel potion	0		Effect: "Warm Shoulders", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2015-06"
8381	Pack of Every Card	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-07"
8382	ghostly Deck of Every Card	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8383	cyan popular part	0		
8384	bubblegum heart	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8385	squat cubic zirconia	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8386	jittery maroon valuable coin	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8387	jittery mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8388	squat mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8389	wobbly mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8390	mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8391	mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8392	gift card	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8393	hermit factoid	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8394	green The Emperor's dry cleaning	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8395	fuchsia The Emperor's new hat of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2015-07"
8396	gray The Emperor's new shirt of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2015-07"
8397	stanky The Emperor's new pants	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-07"
8398	Van der Graaf boxer's lead pipe	0		Muscle Percent: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8399	Jeselnik's rope of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Sleaze Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8400	lightning-fast wrench of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Initiative: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8401	narrow wizardly candlestick of mayonnaise	0		Mysticality: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8402	huge narrow careful knife of the overflowing toilet	0		Monster Level: -10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8403	clever revolver of Gandalf	0		Maximum MP: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8404	1952 Mickey Mantle card	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8405	talking spade	0		Free Pull
8406	red blurry savory dry noodles	0		
8407	rotten pestopiary	3	crappy	
8408	aerosolized tumbling ectoplasmic orbs	0		Effect: "Emotion Sickness", Effect Duration: 15
8409	delicious crudles	3	awesome	
8410	moldy agnolotti arboli	3	crappy	
8411	immense moldy special spaghetti with ghost balls	6	crappy	Effect: "Meatwise", Effect Duration: 20
8412	low-calorie moldy succulent marrow	1	crappy	
8413	decent small salacious crumbs	2	good	
8414	moldy fusilli marrownarrow	4	crappy	
8415	rotten red upside-down suggestive strozzapreti	3	crappy	
8416	Mountain Stream gastrique	0		
8417	flavorless snack-sized Mt. McLargeHuge oyster	2	decent	
8418	oyster sauce	0		
8419	normal half-sized linguini immondizia bianco	2	good	
8420	normal small shells a la shellfish	2	good	
8421	Jick's autograph	0		
8422	high-temperature mining drill	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8423	unsmoothed velvet	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8424	1,970 carat	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8425	New Age healing crystal	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8426	Volcoino	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8427	green fizzing spore pod	0		
8428	spore pod	0		
8429	veiny spore pod	0		
8430	hard spore pod	0		
8431	spore pod	0		
8432	mirror bouncing hot spore pod	0		
8433	shaking red spinning cool spore pod	0		
8434	wobbly jingling spore pod	0		
8435	ghostly blue knitted LavaCo Lamp&trade; of the early riser	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2015-08", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8436	rosy-cheeked Samson's LavaCo Lamp&trade;	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2015-08", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8437	horrifying rock-hard LavaCo Lamp&trade;	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-08", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8438	thin wire	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8439	upside-down insulated wire	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8440	empty lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8441	wobbly full lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8442	squat viscous lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8443	squat lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8444	lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8445	wobbly lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8446	SMOOCH bottlecap	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
8447	wobbly uncapped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8448	red uncapped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8449	uncapped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8450	capped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8451	capped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8452	ghostly capped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8453	heat-resistant sheet	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8454	narrow LavaCo&trade; Lamp housing	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8455	New Age crystal	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8456	crystalline light bulb	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8457	yellow broken high-temperature mining drill	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8458	padded high-temperature mining mask of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Damage Absorption: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-08"
8459	Lo Pan's dance instructor's fireproof megaphone	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2015-08"
8460	spoiled mineapple	3	crappy	Last Available: "2015-08"
8461	artisanal Gold Velvet&trade; whiskey	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-08"
8462	SMOOCH soda	1	good	Last Available: "2015-08"
8463	low-calorie adequate smelted roe	1	good	Last Available: "2015-08"
8464	drinkable triple-distilled lavawater	6	good	Last Available: "2015-08"
8465	double-irradiated oxidized basaltamander tongue	0		Effect: "Turkey-Agitated", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2015-08"
8466	flame-wreathed nippy manspreader's lavalarva	0		Monster Level: +10, Cold Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-08"
8467	tumbling hale razor-sharp lava balaclava of the brazier	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-08"
8468	stanky personal trainer's basaltamander buckler of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-08"
8469	alkaline alkaline lava globs	0		Effect: "Radiant Personality", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2015-08"
8470	low-calorie decent twirling huge gooey lava globs	1	good	Last Available: "2015-08"
8471	spinning therapeutic lava-proof pants of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2015-08"
8472	Annie Oakley's heat-resistant necktie of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8473	nasty hardened smartaleck's heat-resistant gloves	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Damage Reduction: 3, Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8474	flavorless super-sized special very hot lunch	5	decent	Effect: "Coming Up Roses", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2015-08"
8475	strong perfectly mixed asbestos thermos	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-08"
8476	tarnished nitrogenated liquid rhinestones	0		Effect: "20/20 Vision", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2015-08"
8477	rotten disco biscuit	4	crappy	Last Available: "2015-08"
8478	enchanted tolerable Quaatorade&trade;	3	good	Effect: "Flower Power", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2015-08"
8479	tumbling aromatic hardened extremely unsafe biker's hat	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Damage Reduction: 3, Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2015-08"
8480	Lo Pan's slick feathered headdress of Flo-Jo	0		Moxie: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Initiative: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2015-08"
8481	gray resourceful educational electrician's hardhat of the bloodbag	0		Experience: +1, Maximum HP: +100, Maximum MP: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2015-08"
8482	Lava Miner's Daughter	0		Skill: "Asbestos Heart", Last Available: "2015-08"
8483	huge Psycho From The Heat	0		Skill: "Pyromania", Last Available: "2015-08"
8484	The Firegate Tapes	0		Skill: "Firegate", Last Available: "2015-08"
8485	&quot;DEBBIE&quot; tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8486	yellow one-day ticket to That 70s Volcano	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8487	teal airplane charter: That 70s Volcano	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-08"
8488	bouncing Manual of Numberology	0		Skill: "Calculate the Universe"
8489	blurry New Age hurting crystal	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8490	healthy smooth velvet pants	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2015-08"
8491	squat Samson's smooth velvet shirt	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Last Available: "2015-08"
8492	squat prompt smooth velvet hat	0		Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2015-08"
8493	smooth velvet pocket square of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8494	smooth velvet socks of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8495	brainy smooth velvet hanky	0		Mysticality: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8496	horrifying Jim Carey's The One Mood Ring	0		Monster Level: +25, Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8497	Mr. Choch's bone	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8498	spinning Mr. Cheeng's 'stache	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8499	Saturday Night thermometer	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8500	fuchsia the tongue of Smimmons	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8501	Raul's guitar pick	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8502	Pener's crisps	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8503	signed deuce	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8504	green Lavalos core	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8505	half-melted hula girl	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8506	bouncing tumbling glass ceiling fragments	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8507	pickled SMOOCH coffee cup	1	good	Last Available: "2015-08"
8508	polymerized modified labrador cookie	0		Effect: "Rushtacean'", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2015-08"
8509	family-friendly studded Fonzie's Mr. Cheeng's spectacles	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Damage Absorption: +80, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Drops Items, Last Available: "2015-08"
8510	frightening lion tamer's grease cannon	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2015-08"
8511	corrupted ghostly demon makeup kit	0		Effect: "Memory of Attractiveness", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2015-08"
8512	jittery nippy medical-grade wicked love	0		Spell Damage: +5, Cold Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2015-08"
8513	strapping Pener's drumstick of Calamity Jane of the blizzard	0		Muscle: +5, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-08"
8514	deuce cape of the cheetah	0		Item Drop: +5, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2015-08"
8515	skewed jittery resourceful hardy savvy Lavalos's shell	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum HP: +50, Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2015-08"
8516	blinking sharpshooter's smooth velvet bra of the businessman	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2015-08"
8517	upside-down scandalous hardy SMOOCH bracers	0		Maximum HP: +50, Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8518	huge Annie Oakley's SMOOCH kneepads	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8519	spinning fireproof SMOOCH spaulders	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8520	flame-wreathed SMOOCH codpiece of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 20", Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8521	narrow SMOOCH breastplate of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8522	superduperheated	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8523	fused fuse	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8524	blinking superheated	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8525	thick stale lava cake	5	decent	Last Available: "2015-08"
8526	low-calorie rotten pink slime	1	crappy	
8527	Devil's Elbow Hot Sauce	0		
8528	Special&trade; Sauce	0		
8529	spoiled miniature devil hair pasta	2	crappy	
8530	fancy adequate gray spagecialetti	4	good	Effect: "Tapped In", Effect Duration: 50
8531	jittery tumbling olive Salsa Libre	0		
8532	good gravy	0		
8533	illicit fish sauce	0		
8534	rotten low-calorie libertagliatelle	1	crappy	
8535	bland turkish mostaccioli	4	decent	
8536	moldy linguini of the sea	3	crappy	
8537	adjusted boiled shaking wobbly Hersey&trade; SMOOCH	0		Effect: "Strange Mental Acuity", Effect Duration: 50
8539	Alexy sauce	0		
8540	rainbow sauce	0		
8541	olive drug cocktail sauce	0		
8542	yummy Fettris	4	awesome	
8543	flavorless fusillocybin	3	decent	
8544	flavorless thick fancy prescription noodles	5	decent	Effect: "You Know Who to Call", Effect Duration: 30
8545	dehydrated spinning blood-drive sticker	1	EPIC	
8546	moist galvanized aerosolized bag of grain	0		Effect: "The Real Deal", Effect Duration: 17
8547	boiled pocket maze	0		Effect: "Mushroom Samba", Effect Duration: 21
8548	double-enhanced enhanced wobbly shady shades	0		Effect: "One Foot Heavier", Effect Duration: 41
8549	deionized electrified teal squeaky toy rose	0		Effect: "Sugary World View", Effect Duration: 41
8550	adequate tumbling blue weird gazelle steak	4	good	
8551	super-sized yummy sausage without a cause	5	awesome	
8552	dry face paint	0		Effect: "Thunderheart", Effect Duration: 66
8553	drinkable emergency margarita	4	good	
8554	lousy triple-distilled pulsating vintage smart drink	8	decent	
8555	a ten-percent bonus	0		
8556	Thwaitgold termite statuette	0		
8557	twirling The Emperor's new cookie	0		
8558	improved fuchsia Wickers bar	0		Effect: "Warm Belly", Effect Duration: 22
8559	irradiated lime green bakelite-covered bacon	0		Effect: "Turkey-Friendly", Effect Duration: 41
8560	extra-Vulcanized dry quadruple-warmed Aerheads	0		Effect: "You're High as a Crow, Marty", Effect Duration: 17
8561	improved green Wrotz	0		Effect: "Impregnably Delicious", Effect Duration: 28
8562	electrified activated purple Gabarbar	0		Effect: "Stopping to Smell the Flowers", Effect Duration: 15
8563	oxidized fiberglass insulation	0		Effect: "The Rich Get Richer", Effect Duration: 48
8564	shrine to the Barrel god	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-09"
8565	tumbling lightning-fast zippy chilly barrel lid	0		Cold Damage: +5, Initiative: 60, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-09"
8566	Van der Graaf Newton's barrel hoop earring of horror	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-09"
8567	flame-retardant chaotic dance instructor's bankruptcy barrel	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-09"
8568	yellow huge firkin	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8569	normal barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8570	pulsating tun	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8571	huge weathered barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8572	bouncing barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8573	barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8574	mirror moist barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8575	rotting barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8576	mouldering barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8577	barnacled barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8578	artisanal distilled red bottle of Amontillado	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-09"
8579	practically non-alcoholic bad special barrel-aged martini	1	decent	Effect: "Booooooze", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2015-09"
8580	diet bland huge barrel pickle	1	decent	Last Available: "2015-09"
8581	delicious barrel cracker	3	awesome	Last Available: "2015-09"
8582	boiled upside-down vibrating mushroom	1	good	Last Available: "2015-09"
8583	altered twirling mushroom	1	crappy	Last Available: "2015-09"
8584	personal trainer's KoL Con 12-gauge	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Last Available: "2015-09"
8585	teal gravedigger's Golden Mr. Eh?	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-09"
8586	family-friendly barrel gun	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2015-09"
8587	blurry barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8588	wobbly bouncing barrel beryl	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8589	miniature stale water log	2	decent	Last Available: "2015-09"
8590	bouncing inspector's barrelhead of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2015-09"
8591	maroon dog trainer's bottoms of the barrel of the overflowing toilet	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2015-09"
8592	nippy resourceful chest barrel	0		Maximum MP: +50, Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-09"
8593	green bung spigot	0		Equips On: "Lil' Barrel Mimic"
8594	Usain Bolt's dangerous double barreled barrel gun	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2015-09"
8595	nasty frosty savvy triple barreled barrel gun	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2015-09"
8596	rosewater-soaked steel-toed barrel beryl choker	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2015-09"
8597	barrel beryl nose ring of wisdom of Gandalf	0		Mysticality: +15, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2015-09"
8598	wool electrified barrel beryl ring	0		Cold Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2015-09"
8599	map to the Biggest Barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8600	potted tea tree	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8601	deionized diffused ghostly cuppa Flamibili tea	0		Effect: "Blackberry Politeness", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2015-09"
8602	concentrated colloidal cuppa Yet tea	0		Effect: "Abyssal Tears", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2015-09"
8603	enhanced quadruple-pickled blinking cuppa Boo tea	0		Effect: "Boilermade", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2015-09"
8604	modified cuppa Nas tea	0		Effect: "Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2015-09"
8605	electrified upside-down cuppa Improprie tea	0		Effect: "New Zeal", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2015-09"
8606	energized aerosolized cuppa Frost tea	0		Effect: "Yet tea", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2015-09"
8607	improved colloidal bouncing cuppa Toast tea	0		Effect: "It's Soporiffic!", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2015-09"
8608	galvanized improved wet skewed cuppa Net tea	0		Effect: "Kindly Resolve", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2015-09"
8609	colloidal bouncing cuppa Proprie tea	0		Effect: "Fire Inside", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2015-09"
8610	super-ionized extra-modified olive cuppa Morbidi tea	0		Effect: "Tin, Man", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2015-09"
8611	colloidal cuppa Chari tea	0		Effect: "Angry Bone", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2015-09"
8612	irradiated twirling cuppa Serendipi tea	0		Effect: "Protection from Bad Stuff", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2015-09"
8613	dry wet skewed cuppa Feroci tea	0		Effect: "Disco Neuropathy", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2015-09"
8614	wet shaking cuppa Physicali tea	0		Effect: "Human-Hippy Hybrid", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2015-09"
8615	anodized liquefied skewed jittery cuppa Wit tea	0		Effect: "Ermine Eyes", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2015-09"
8616	moist corrupted bouncing blinking cuppa Neuroplastici tea	0		Effect: "Stuck That Way", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2015-09"
8617	alkaline tarnished twirling cuppa Dexteri tea	0		Effect: "Ancient Protected", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2015-09"
8618	electrified adjusted purple cuppa Flexibili tea	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Pervy Noodles", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2015-09"
8619	oxidized improved cuppa Impregnabili tea	0		Effect: "Meatwise", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2015-09"
8620	unsweetened improved diffused gray cuppa Obscuri tea	0		Effect: "Riboflavin'", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2015-09"
8621	galvanized cold-filtered purple skewed cuppa Irritabili tea	0		Effect: "Provocative Perkiness", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2015-09"
8622	pressed activated cuppa Mediocri tea	0		Effect: "The Smile of Mr. A.", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2015-09"
8623	adjusted twirling cuppa Loyal tea	0		Effect: "Weird Vibrations", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2015-09"
8624	diluted spinning cuppa Activi tea	1	crappy	Last Available: "2015-09"
8625	powdered maroon cuppa Cruel tea	1		Last Available: "2015-09"
8626	galvanized blue skewed cuppa Alacri tea	0		Effect: "The Power of Positive Thinking", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2015-09"
8627	moist upside-down cuppa Vitali tea	0		Effect: "Medieval Mage Mayhem", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2015-09"
8628	activated improved narrow cuppa Mana tea	0		Effect: "Pyramid Power", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2015-09"
8629	super-dry cuppa Monstrosi tea	0		Effect: "Ten out of Ten", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2015-09"
8630	polymerized cyan cuppa Twen tea	0		Effect: "Alchemical, Brother", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2015-09"
8631	vacuum-sealed skewed cuppa Gill tea	0		Effect: "A Few Extra Pounds", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2015-09"
8632	quantum corrupted quadruple-cold-filtered cuppa Uncertain tea	0		Effect: "Old School Pompadour", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2015-09"
8633	upside-down cuppa Voraci tea	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8634	cuppa Sobrie tea	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8635	cuppa Royal tea	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8636	anodized activated shaking cuppa Craft tea	0		Effect: "Purity of Spirit", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2015-09"
8637	ionized diffused jittery cuppa Insani tea	0		Effect: "Aquarius Rising", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2015-09"
8638	careful manspreader's Royal scepter of the detective	0		Monster Level: 0, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2015-09", Rollover Effect Duration: 5
8639	blurry doghouse	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-10"
8640	bouncing Ghost Dog Chow	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8641	flavorless bowl of eyeballs	4	decent	Last Available: "2015-10"
8642	diet moldy squat bowl of mummy guts	1	crappy	Last Available: "2015-10"
8643	small rotten bowl of maggots	2	crappy	Last Available: "2015-10"
8644	tolerable blood and blood	3	good	Last Available: "2015-10"
8645	tolerable mirror Jack-O-Lantern beer	4	good	Last Available: "2015-10"
8646	weak artisanal pulsating zombie	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-10"
8647	Telltale&trade; rubber heart	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8648	wind-up spider	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8649	bouncing plastic nightmare troll	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8650	tennis ball	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8651	aromatic wholesome Da Vinci's crown	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xGhuol, cap 27"
8652	ear poison	0		
8653	stink-penny	0		
8654	double-paned nippy Newton's hawk	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Cold Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +5
8655	decent hamlet sandwich	3	good	
8656	ghostly ruddy Othello's military jacket	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40
8657	beefcake's Othello's dagger	0		Muscle: +25, Single Equip
8658	teal spinning strapping Othello's handkerchief	0		Muscle: +5, Single Equip
8659	dry shaking bowl of Jeal-O	0		Effect: "Stevedave's Shanty of Superiority", Effect Duration: 64
8660	wobbly grip key	0		
8661	How to Play Othello	0		
8662	blurry ghostly frightening supercharged ghostly dagger of Gandalf	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +5
8663	perfectly mixed jittery ghost beer	3	EPIC	
8664	Tesla Othello set	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
8665	pulsating upside-down rotten tomato	0		
8666	blurry gray Twelve Night Energy	0		
8667	blurry double-paned ruddy supercool Yorick	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Cold Resistance: +5
8668	upside-down rose	0		
8669	huge tulip	0		
8670	tulip	0		
8671	tulip	0		
8672	Walford's bucket	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8673	pulsating Wal-Mart gift certificate	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8674	airplane charter: The Glaciest	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-11"
8675	one-day ticket to The Glaciest	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8676	irradiated wet squat huge shoulder-warming lotion	0		Effect: "Become Superficially interested", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2015-11"
8677	spoiled iceberg lettuce	4	crappy	Last Available: "2015-11"
8678	extra-dry drinkable ice wine	5	good	Last Available: "2015-11"
8679	Oprah's personal trainer's sage Wal-Mart snowglobe	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2015-11"
8680	gray personal trainer's Fonzie's stylish Wal-Mart nametag	0		Moxie: +25, Experience (Moxie): +1, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Last Available: "2015-11"
8681	coward's Wal-Mart overalls of temperance of the sweet-tooth	0		Monster Level: -20, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2015-11"
8682	narrow To Build an Igloo	0		Skill: "Refusal to Freeze", Last Available: "2015-11"
8683	The Chill of the Wild	0		Skill: "Beardfreeze", Last Available: "2015-11"
8684	gray Cold Fang	0		Skill: "Frost Bite", Last Available: "2015-11"
8685	blue Wal-Mart tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8686	perfect ice cube	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8687	The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide	0		Skill: "Perfect Freeze", Last Available: "2015-11"
8688	spinning dangerous bellhop's hat	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 0.75xBarrr, cap 30", Last Available: "2015-11"
8689	mediocre practically non-alcoholic bouncing bouncing ice porter	1	decent	Last Available: "2015-11", Wiki Name: "ice porter (drink)"
8690	deionized boiled bouncing gray exotic travel brochure	0		Effect: "Carrrsmic", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2015-11"
8691	bouncing lime green mirror bag of foreign bribes	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8692	anodized aerosolized mirror shampoo-conditioner	0		Effect: "Eye of the Seal", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2015-11"
8693	blinking hotel minibar key	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8694	ice hotel bell	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8695	Martialest Arts trophy	0		Last Available: "2016-01"
8696	twisted mirror medicinal herbs	1		Effect: "Adapt to Change Eventually", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2016-01"
8697	normal ice rice	3	good	Last Available: "2016-01"
8698	lousy iced plum wine	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-01"
8699	inspector's family-friendly coward's training belt	0		Monster Level: -20, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-01"
8700	inspector's stanky training legwarmers of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-01"
8701	frightening rock-hard training helmet	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Spooky Damage: +5, Item Drop: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2016-01"
8702	narrow training scroll:  Shattering Punch	0		Skill: "Shattering Punch", Last Available: "2016-01"
8703	olive training scroll:  Snokebomb	0		Skill: "Snokebomb", Last Available: "2016-01"
8704	training scroll:  Shivering Monkey Technique	0		Skill: "Shivering Monkey Technique", Last Available: "2016-01"
8705	X-32-F snowman crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-01"
8706	machine elf capsule	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8707	fuchsia self-dribbling basketball	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
8708	distilled blue abstraction: action	1		Effect: "Clean-Shaven", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2015-12"
8709	pickled skewed twirling jittery abstraction: thought	1		Effect: "Sugary World View", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2015-12"
8710	dried abstraction: sensation	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8711	altered squat abstraction: purpose	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8712	vaporized abstraction: category	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8713	diluted tumbling abstraction: perception	1		Effect: "Sticky Hands", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2015-12"
8714	denatured yellow jittery pulsating abstraction: motion	1		Effect: "Transcendental Wind", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2015-12"
8715	powdered abstraction: joy	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8716	dried huge blinking abstraction: certainty	1		Effect: "Ogred and Oublietted", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2015-12"
8717	dehydrated abstraction: comprehension	1		Effect: "Rain Dancin'", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2015-12"
8718	modern picture frame	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8719	half-sized moldy VYKEA meatballs	2	crappy	Last Available: "2015-11"
8720	bad VYKEA mead	4	decent	Last Available: "2015-11"
8721	pressed quadruple-frozen altered VYKEA woadpaint	0		Effect: "Drenched With Filth", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2015-11"
8722	bouncing VYKEA frenzy rune	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8723	VYKEA blood rune	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8724	VYKEA lightning rune	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8725	VYKEA plank	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8726	bouncing VYKEA rail	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8727	VYKEA bracket	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8728	blue VYKEA dowel	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8729	miser's Oprah's strapping VYKEA hex key	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2015-11"
8730	VYKEA instructions	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8731	moldy tin of submardines	3	crappy	Last Available: "2015-11", Wiki Name: "tin of submardines"
8732	bad huge bottle of norwhiskey	4	decent	Last Available: "2015-11"
8733	denatured skewed blinking octolus oculus	1	good	Last Available: "2015-11"
8734	red medical-grade fortified arcane researcher's sardine can key	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Damage Absorption: +60, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2015-11"
8735	ghostly hardened Herculean norwhal helmet of the boozehound	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Damage Reduction: 3, Booze Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2015-11"
8736	jittery greasy baleful thinker's octolus-skin cloak	0		Mysticality: +10, Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-11", Rollover Effect Duration: 30
8737	tolerable perfect cosmopolitan	3	good	Last Available: "2015-11"
8738	watered-down artisanal perfect negroni	2	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2015-11"
8739	artisanal perfect dark and stormy	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-11"
8740	artisanal ghostly perfect mimosa	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-11"
8741	lousy perfect old-fashioned	4	decent	Last Available: "2015-11"
8742	hand-crafted perfect paloma	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-11"
8743	chilled corrupted green tumbling That 70s Cologne	0		Effect: "Mucilaginous Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2015-11"
8744	concentrated wet twirling pulsating Wal-Mart &quot;diamond&quot; ring	0		Effect: "The Dinsey Spirit", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2015-11"
8745	magnetized cold-filtered blinking twirling Puffstone cigar	0		Effect: "Tightly-Wound Spine", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2015-11"
8746	chilled spinning Conspiracy&trade; mascara	0		Effect: "Snobby", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2015-11"
8747	pickled quantum Spring Break Beach &quot;swimsuit&quot;	0		Effect: "Lit Up", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2015-11"
8748	airplane tattoo	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8749	adjusted lime green Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe	0		Effect: "Feeling No Pain", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2015-12"
8750	polarized skewed hemp candy necklace	0		Effect: "Braaaains Over Braaaawwn", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2015-12"
8751	activated communal gobstopper	0		Effect: "Mariachi Mood", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2015-12"
8752	toothsome Crimbo salad	3	awesome	Last Available: "2015-12"
8753	spoiled diet cyan bread line	1	crappy	Last Available: "2015-12"
8754	aged bark rootbeer	3	awesome	Last Available: "2015-12"
8755	enchanted drinkable weak ale	2	good	Effect: "Sucrose-Colored Glasses", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2015-12"
8756	mirror yellow ribald plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
8757	jittery shellacked plastic Rudolph the Red	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2015-12"
8758	blurry plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Last Available: "2015-12"
8759	lightning-fast plastic Crimborgatron	0		Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2015-12"
8760	upside-down deadly plastic Crimbodhisattva	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Last Available: "2015-12"
8761	bouquet of all-natural free-range flowers	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8762	stack of communist leaflets	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8763	BACON	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
8764	blinking box of Gratitude chocolates	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8765	ghostly Gratitude chocolate (thyme-filled)	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8766	watered-down aged Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled)	2	awesome	Last Available: "2016-02"
8767	olive skewed Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled)	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8768	Gratitude chocolate (octopus-filled)	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8769	upside-down chocolate bowtie	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8770	unsweetened pitted sheet	0		Effect: "Adrenaline Rush", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2015-12"
8771	sparking robo-battery	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8772	ghostly overloaded micro-reactor	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8773	therapeutic dance instructor's reusable shopping bag of bravery	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2015-12"
8775	reassuring coarse hemp socks	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
8776	armband of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
8777	blinking bundle of &quot;fragrant&quot; herbs	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8778	blinking nuclear stockpile	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8779	pine cone	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8780	iron chain	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8781	pulsating scandalous pine cone necklace	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2015-12"
8782	censurious reindeer hammer	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2015-12"
8783	frosty elf ploughshare	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
8784	circle drum	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8785	The Big Book of Communism	0		Last Available: "2015-12", Skill: "Communism!"
8786	teal faded protest sign	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8787	faded protest sign	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8788	gray nasty-smelling moss	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8789	book	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8790	spinning elven tambourine of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2015-12"
8791	reindeer sickle of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2015-12"
8792	face paint	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8793	squat shaking face paint	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8794	The Big Book of Communism (used)	0		Skill: "Communism!", Last Available: "2015-12"
8795	Batfellow comic	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
8796	narrow plastic spoiler	0		
8797	bat-oomerang	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8798	bat-jute	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8799	jittery bat-o-mite	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8800	ROM of Optimality	0		Skill: "Toggle Optimality"
8801	shaking incriminating evidence	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8802	dangerous chemicals	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8803	kidnapped orphan	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8804	high-grade	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8805	high-tensile-strength fibers	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8806	high-grade explosives	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8807	experimental gene therapy	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8808	ultracoagulator	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8809	self-defense training	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8810	fingerprint dusting kit	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8811	confidence-building hug	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8812	exploding kickball	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8813	green glob of Bat-Glue	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8814	Bat-Aid&trade; bandage	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8815	bat-bearing	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8816	small toothsome Kudzu salad	2	awesome	Last Available: "2016-12"
8817	dried Mansquito Serum	1		Last Available: "2016-12"
8818	tolerable blurry Miss Graves' vermouth	4	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
8819	snack-sized stale The Plumber's mushroom stew	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
8820	mixed narrow bouncing The Author's ink	1		Last Available: "2016-02"
8821	drinkable watered-down The Mad Liquor	2	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
8822	lousy Doc Clock's thyme cocktail	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
8823	spoiled snack-sized Mr. Burnsger	2	crappy	Last Available: "2016-12"
8824	vaporized blinking The Inquisitor's unidentifiable object	1		Last Available: "2016-12"
8825	ghostly Jeselnik's nasty The Jokester's gun of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Stench Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire the Jokester's Gun", Last Available: "2016-12"
8826	teal ghostly flame-retardant greasy The Jokester's wig of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Adjust the Jokester's Wig", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol", Last Available: "2016-12"
8827	blinking mansplainer's crafty The Jokester's pants of the scaredy-cat	0		Maximum MP: +10, Monster Level: 0, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Adjust the Jokester's Pants", Last Available: "2016-12"
8828	irradiated Jokester makeup	0		Effect: "Spirit Bubble", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2016-12"
8829	pulsating replica bat-oomerang	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
8830	battoo kit	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
8831	basking robin	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
8832	bouncing narrow domino mask	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8833	cold-filtered moist robin's egg	0		Effect: "Slimy Flavor", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2016-12"
8834	special adequate snack-sized robin flan	2	good	Effect: "Sappy Blood", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2016-12"
8835	drinkable watered-down robin nog	2	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
8836	LT&T telegraph office deed	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8837	upside-down plaintive telegram	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8838	upside-down exploding gum	0		
8839	root beer barrel	0		
8840	boiled skewed Kudzu slaw	0		Effect: "Cancer Rising", Effect Duration: 59
8841	super-polymerized Mansquito's blood	0		Effect: "Spooky Demeanor", Effect Duration: 38
8842	nitrogenated twirling infrablack lipstick	0		Effect: "Eagle Eyes", Effect Duration: 57
8843	energized boiled blinking can of drain cleaner	0		Effect: "Wet Jaw", Effect Duration: 31
8844	colloidal extra-colloidal dry The Author's inkwell	0		Effect: "Mitre Cut", Effect Duration: 27
8845	boiled narrow bag of random words	0		Effect: "Transcendental Wind", Effect Duration: 31
8846	electrified concentrated yellow tube of pendulum lube	0		Effect: "Well Owl Be!", Effect Duration: 46
8847	colloidal vacuum-sealed tumbling narrow red-hot jawbreaker	0		Effect: "Destructive Resolve", Effect Duration: 64
8848	nitrogenated question juice	0		Effect: "Superhuman Sarcasm", Effect Duration: 26
8849	energized tube of villain	0		Effect: "Mushroom Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 48
8850	your cowboy boots of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cowboy Kick", Last Available: "2016-02"
8851	jittery inflatable LT&T telegraph office	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8852	nugget of quicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8853	shaking purple nugget of thicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8854	nugget of wicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8855	nugget of slicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8856	nugget of sicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8857	wobbly nugget of nicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8858	nugget of ticksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8859	narrow dance instructor's quicksilver ring	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8860	huge green jittery wool stiffened smartaleck's thicksilver ring	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Damage Reduction: 1, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8861	mirror blurry steel-toed wizardly wicksilver ring of temperance	0		Mysticality: +25, Damage Reduction: 9, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8862	sinister Da Vinci's brainy slicksilver ring	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8863	blinking Sherlock's banded deadly sicksilver ring	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Damage Absorption: +100, Item Drop: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8864	purple rock-hard arcane researcher's Socratic nicksilver ring	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Damage Reduction: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8865	Herculean ticksilver ring of vim and vigor	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8866	dog trainer's dance instructor's savvy Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2016-02"
8867	zippy Tesla deadly Tesla's Electroplated Beans	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Initiative: +20, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2016-02"
8868	MacGyver's hardened Samson's Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2016-02"
8869	forbidden Hellfire Spicy Beans	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8870	wobbly blue careful Frigid Northern Beans	0		Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2016-02"
8871	blue ribald World's Blackest-Eyed Peas	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-02"
8872	Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Last Available: "2016-02"
8873	dance instructor's Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Last Available: "2016-02"
8874	jittery executive lard-coated foul-smelling resourceful Val-U Brand Every Bean Salad of extreme caution	0		Maximum MP: +50, Monster Level: -25, Stench Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2016-02"
8875	curative supercool Shrub's Premium Baked Beans of vim and vigor	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +50, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2016-02"
8876	rotten small plate of Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans	2	crappy	Last Available: "2016-02"
8877	adequate miniature plate of Tesla's Electroplated Beans	2	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8878	toothsome plate of Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas	3	awesome	Last Available: "2016-02"
8879	tiny decent jittery plate of Hellfire Spicy Beans	1	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8880	tasty mirror plate of Frigid Northern Beans	4	awesome	Last Available: "2016-02"
8881	decent plate of World's Blackest-Eyed Peas	3	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8882	gigantic spoiled plate of Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans	9	crappy	Last Available: "2016-02"
8883	adequate plate of Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans	3	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8884	rotten plate of Val-U Brand Every Bean Salad	4	crappy	Last Available: "2016-02"
8885	spoiled plate of Shrub's Premium Baked Beans	4	crappy	Last Available: "2016-02"
8886	huge friendly sharpshooter's Fancy Jeff's pocket square	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2016-02"
8887	Fonzie's Daisy's unclean bloomers of incineration of courage	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "2xBArrr, 1xGhuol, cap 37", Last Available: "2016-02"
8888	Pecos Dave's sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8889	blurry supercool Rosewater's Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes of the glutton	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Moxie Percent: +20, Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2016-02"
8890	Glenn's dice	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8891	huge foul-smelling steel-toed hardened personal trainer's Samson's Former Sheriff Dan's tin star	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Damage Reduction: 12, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-02"
8892	wobbly El Vibrato restraints	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8893	Clara's bell	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8894	experienced Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun of the sewer of mayonnaise	0		Experience: +2, Stench Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8895	buffalo dime	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8896	yellow skewed cow poker	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8897	frozen warmed poker face paint	0		Effect: "One Foot Heavier", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2016-02"
8898	realistic cap gun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8899	tainted milk	1	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8900	gun parts	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8901	pickled extra-corrupted modified triggerfingerbone	0		Effect: "For Your Brain Only", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2016-02"
8902	galvanized ionized ghost bit	0		Effect: "Appeteyes", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8903	polymerized red buzzard feather	0		Effect: "Sugary World View", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2016-02"
8904	energized aerosolized pressed lion musk	0		Effect: "Buggy Flavor", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2016-02"
8905	decent bear claw	4	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8906	anodized super-corrupted narrow blurry rattler gland	0		Effect: "Deadly Lampblade", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8907	irradiated jittery half-digested coal	0		Effect: "Liquid Luck", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2016-02"
8908	galvanized wet tightly-wound spine	0		Effect: "Craft Tea", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2016-02"
8909	miniature moldy rotting beefsteak	2	crappy	Last Available: "2016-02"
8910	aged firemilk	3	awesome	Last Available: "2016-02"
8911	non-adjusted flattened tarnished upside-down spidercow eye-cluster	0		Effect: "Cosmic Flavor", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2016-02"
8912	compressed moomy dust	1		Effect: "You Can Taste the Darkness", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2016-02"
8913	padded western-style skinning knife of Flo-Jo	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2016-02"
8914	reliable sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8915	greedy steel knuckles	0		Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2016-02"
8916	Tales of Western Braggadoccio	0		Skill: "Bow-Legged Swagger", Last Available: "2016-02"
8917	Hell and How I Bent It	0		Skill: "Bend Hell", Last Available: "2016-02"
8918	The Western Look	0		Skill: "Steely-Eyed Squint", Last Available: "2016-02"
8919	LT&T tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8920	Western Slang Vol. 1: Violence	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8921	Western Slang Vol. 2: Cooking	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8922	skewed skewed Western Slang Vol. 3: Fraud	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8923	disc (white)	0		
8924	disc (black)	0		
8925	disc (red)	0		
8926	disc (green)	0		
8927	disc (blue)	0		
8928	tumbling disc (yellow)	0		
8929	red-hot knucklebone	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8930	polarized demonic cow's blood	0		Effect: "Winklered", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2016-02"
8931	rinky-dink sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8932	makeshift sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8933	custom sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8934	spinning baconstone-handled sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8935	porquoise-handled sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8936	hamethyst-handled sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8937	skewed mountain lion skin	0		Moxie Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8938	grizzled bearskin	0		Muscle Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8939	diamondback skin	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8940	narrow coal snakeskin	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8941	frontwinder skin	0		Mysticality Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8942	green rotting cowskin	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8943	shuddering cow skull	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8944	rhinestone cowhorn	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8945	red skewed cow skull	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8946	ghostly jangly spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8947	quicksilver spurs	0		Initiative: +30, Last Available: "2016-02"
8948	thicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8949	wicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8950	slicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8951	purple tumbling sicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8952	blinking nicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8953	squat ticksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8954	wobbly special edition Batfellow comic	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
8955	Tales of the West: Cow Punching	0		
8956	skewed Tales of the West: Beanslinging	0		
8957	Tales of the West: Snake Oiling	0		
8958	green shaking briefcase full of snakes	0		
8959	flame-wreathed mansplainer's one-gallon hat	0		Monster Level: +15, Hot Spell Damage: +10
8960	pulsating careful beefcake's two-gallon hat	0		Muscle: +25, Monster Level: -10
8961	tumbling inspector's perfumed three-gallon hat	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +15
8962	educational four-gallon hat of James Dean	0		Experience: +1, Experience (Moxie): +3
8963	huge educational five-gallon hat of the sweet-tooth	0		Experience: +1, Candy Drop: +100
8964	forbidden six-gallon hat of vim and vigor	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP Percent: +50
8965	spinning grievous seven-gallon hat of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Weapon Damage Percent: +50
8966	sinister eight-gallon hat of the glutton	0		Spell Damage: +10, Food Drop: +100
8967	wool nine-gallon hat of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Cold Resistance: +1
8968	manspreader's Sinatra's ten-gallon hat	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Monster Level: +10
8969	squat cool eleven-gallon hat of bravery	0		Moxie: +5, Spooky Resistance: +5
8970	toy sixgun	0		
8971	fuchsia snake oil	0		
8972	polarized pickled twirling skin oil	0		Effect: "Frosty the Hitman", Effect Duration: 28
8973	polarized ghostly unusual oil	0		Effect: "Filled with Magic", Effect Duration: 37
8974	oxidized triple-warmed wobbly eldritch oil	0		Effect: "Grape Expectations", Effect Duration: 69
8975	squat exclusive club	0		
8976	enhanced liquefied ghostly patent preventative tonic	0		Effect: "Flower Power", Effect Duration: 30
8977	polarized patent invisibility tonic	0		Effect: "Spooky Jellied", Effect Duration: 33
8978	diffused Vulcanized quadruple-quantum patent aggression tonic	0		Effect: "Ninja, Please", Effect Duration: 30
8979	unsweetened altered patent sallowness tonic	0		Effect: "Well-Swabbed Ear", Effect Duration: 49
8980	wet cyan patent avarice tonic	0		Effect: "Coal-Powered", Effect Duration: 32
8981	magnetized chilled patent alacrity tonic	0		Effect: "Alacri Tea", Effect Duration: 52
8982	nitrogenated extra-irradiated chilled corrupted marrow	0		Effect: "Itchy Trigger Finger", Effect Duration: 44
8983	watered-down perfectly mixed spinning rodeo whiskey	2	EPIC	
8984	Thwaitgold scorpion statuette	0		
8985	twirling slick real cowboy hat	0		Moxie: +10
8986	ghostly Memories of Cow Punching	0		Free Pull
8987	Memories of Beanslinging	0		Free Pull
8988	purple Memories of Snake Oiling	0		Free Pull
8989	narrow Witchess Set	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-03"
8990	electronic Brain Trainer game	0		Skill: "Brain Games"
8991	do-it-yourself laser eye surgery kit	0		Skill: "20/20 Vision"
8992	boiled bouncing armored prawn	1		Effect: "familiar.enq", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2016-03"
8993	half-sized moldy enchanted teal jumping horseradish	2	crappy	Effect: "Feet of Watermelon", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2016-03"
8994	smooth extra-dry special Sacramento wine	5	awesome	Effect: "Also Schmeckt Zarathustra", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2016-03"
8995	non-activated Greek fire	0		Effect: "Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2016-03"
8996	crafty personal trainer's ox-head shield of the cougar of Flo-Jo	0		Moxie: +20, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum MP: +10, Item Drop: +5, Initiative: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-03"
8997	blurry censurious medical-grade Sinatra's dented scepter of extreme caution of the early riser	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Monster Level: -25, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Adventures: +7, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-03"
8998	wool nippy smartaleck's groovy very pointy crown of dire peril	0		Moxie Percent: 40, Weapon Damage: +20, Cold Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xGhuol", Last Available: "2016-03"
8999	lion tamer's Samson's smooth battle broom of the bloodbag of the sewer	0		Moxie: +15, Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum HP: +100, Experience (familiar): +2, Stench Damage: +25, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-03"
9000	Clan Floundry	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-04"
9001	family-friendly lion tamer's educational carpe of the brazier	0		Experience: +1, Experience (familiar): +2, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9002	teal spinning wool ribald wholesome educational codpiece	0		Experience: +1, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9003	bouncing avaricious greasy arcane researcher's troutsers of the bloodbag	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum HP: +100, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +30, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 0.5xPotato", Last Available: "2016-04"
9004	red pulsating inspector's mansplainer's dangerous bass clarinet of the empath	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Monster Level: +15, Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +15, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9005	ribald scorching Annie Oakley's supercharged fish hatchet	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9006	jittery frosty tunac of Tarzan of vim and vigor	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9007	fishin' pole	0		Last Available: "2016-04"
9008	oxidized dry non-modified spinning wriggling worm	0		Effect: "High Blood Chocolate Content", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2016-04"
9009	tolerable spinning bouncing bottle of Fishhead 900-Day IPA	3	good	Last Available: "2016-04"
9010	ionized high-test fishing line	0		Effect: "Electrolit Up", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2016-04"
9011	brawny fishin' hat	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Last Available: "2016-04"
9012	tumbling Trout Fishing in Loathing	0		Skill: "Astute Angler", Last Available: "2016-04"
9013	tumbling lion tamer's sonar fishfinder	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2016-04"
9014	luxury fly-tying workbench	0		Fishing Skill: +10, Last Available: "2016-04"
9015	tacklebox	0		Fishing Skill: +5, Last Available: "2016-04"
9016	disconnected intergnat	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-05"
9017	viral video	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9018	internet point	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9019	meme generator	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9020	pulsating plus one	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9021	diet flavorless huge gallon of milk	1	decent	Last Available: "2016-05"
9022	twirling print screen button	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9023	shaking screencapped monster	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9024	daily dungeon malware	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9025	upside-down infinite BACON machine	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9026	maroon wobbly First Post shirt package	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9027	narrow prompt Lo Pan's beefcake's First Post shirt - Cir Senam	0		Muscle: +25, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2016-05"
9028	high-speed upgrade	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2016-05"
9029	no spoon	0		
9030	decent blinking star salad	3	good	
9031	Thwaitgold moth statuette	0		
9032	immense toothsome bowl of Tastee-Wheet&trade;	6	awesome	
9033	wobbly yellow Source terminal	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-06"
9034	blurry fuchsia Source essence	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9035	spoiled browser cookie	3	crappy	Last Available: "2016-06"
9036	triple-distilled drinkable hacked gibson	6	good	Last Available: "2016-06"
9037	grievous Source shades	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-06"
9038	upside-down software bug	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9039	gray missing semicolon	0		Familiar Weight: +11
9040	purple Source terminal PRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9041	Source terminal GRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9042	Source terminal SPAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9043	lime green Source terminal CRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9044	Source terminal DRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9045	Source terminal TRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9046	Source terminal INGRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9047	Source terminal DIAGRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9048	Source terminal ASHRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9049	upside-down Source terminal SCRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9050	ghostly Source terminal TRIGRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9051	blurry yellow Source terminal file: substats.enh	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9052	lime green Source terminal file: damage.enh	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9053	Source terminal file: critical.enh	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9054	blurry Source terminal file: protect.enq	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9055	blinking Source terminal file: stats.enq	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9056	Source terminal file: compress.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9057	maroon Source terminal file: duplicate.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9058	Source terminal file: portscan.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9059	Source terminal file: turbo.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9060	Source terminal file: familiar.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9061	teal jittery Source terminal file: pram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9062	Source terminal file: gram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9063	narrow Source terminal file: spam.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9064	Source terminal file: cram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9065	Source terminal file: dram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9066	Source terminal file: tram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9067	tumbling pill	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9068	therapeutic arcane researcher's personal trainer's plastic detective badge of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2016-07"
9069	upside-down rosewater-soaked medical-grade bronze detective badge of dire peril of the bloodbag	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum HP: +100, Stench Resistance: +3, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2016-07"
9070	olive zippy careful hale rosy-cheeked detective badge	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +20, Monster Level: -10, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2016-07"
9071	teal censurious manspreader's ruddy rock-hard detective badge	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Monster Level: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2016-07"
9072	shaking cop dollar	0		Last Available: "2016-07"
9073	ghostly detective school application	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-07"
9074	reassuring careful supercharged detective roscoe	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Monster Level: -10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2016-07"
9075	extra-frozen blurry blinking shoe gum	0		Effect: "Cringle's Curative Carol", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2016-07"
9076	pulsating bouncing maroon friendly vibrating hale noir fedora	0		Maximum HP: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2016-07"
9077	Annie Oakley's MacGyver's trench coat of Flo-Jo	0		Maximum MP: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2016-07"
9078	fancy acceptable Falcon&trade; Maltese Liquor	3	good	Effect: "Gummiskin", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2016-07"
9079	tasty blurry hardboiled egg	3	awesome	Last Available: "2016-07"
9080	detective tattoo	0		Last Available: "2016-07"
9081	huge DIY protonic accelerator kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-08"
9082	up-at-dawn ribald lion tamer's educational cool protonic accelerator pack of the boozehound	0		Moxie: +5, Experience: +1, Experience (familiar): +2, Sleaze Damage: +10, Booze Drop: +100, Adventures: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shoot Ghost", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Trap Ghost", Last Available: "2016-08"
9083	almost-dead walkie-talkie	0		Last Available: "2016-08"
9084	steel-toed Adventurer bobblehead	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Last Available: "2016-11"
9085	fuchsia psychokinetic energy blob	0		Last Available: "2016-08"
9086	ghostly narrow greasy hardened bindle	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-08"
9087	wool studded fleshy lump	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2016-08"
9088	cyan smoldering bagel punch of Gandalf of extreme caution	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2016-08"
9089	Lo Pan's Van der Graaf ghostly reins	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-08"
9090	derringer of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2016-08"
9091	MacGyver's Mr. Screege's spectacles	0		Maximum MP: +100, Single Equip, Drops Meat, Last Available: "2016-08"
9092	gray wizardly Spookyraven signet of bravery of the sweet-tooth	0		Mysticality: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-08"
9093	blue Socratic tie-dyed fannypack of extreme caution	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Monster Level: -25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-08"
9094	pulsating beefcake's burnt snowpants of vim and vigor	0		Muscle: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2016-08"
9095	standards and practices guide of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Censorious Lecture", Last Available: "2016-08"
9096	Jeselnik's curative Carpathian longsword of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Sleaze Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2016-08"
9097	gray jittery foul-smelling Jack Frost's Annie Oakley's Liam's mail	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-08"
9098	green zippy electrified Unfortunato's foolscap of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: 120, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2016-08"
9099	spinning twirling Thwaitgold cockroach statuette	0		
9100	rad	0		
9101	tumbling narrow purification tablet	0		
9102	razor-sharp Wrist-Boy	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25
9103	spinning Dear Past Self Package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-09"
9104	Time-Spinner	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9105	compounded experience	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9106	mirror Rad-B-Gone (1 lb.)	0		
9107	polarized tarnished shaking Rad-Pro (1 oz.)	0		Effect: "Guts Feeling", Effect Duration: 29
9108	squat lead umbrella	0		
9109	moist cold-filtered wobbly Shrieking Weasel holo-record	0		Effect: "[1342]Slicked-Back Do", Effect Duration: 66
9110	diffused Power-Guy 2000 holo-record	0		Effect: "Beastly Flavor", Effect Duration: 14
9111	flattened jittery Lucky Strikes holo-record	0		Effect: "Tightly-Wound Spine", Effect Duration: 32
9112	anodized quadruple-diffused EMD holo-record	0		Effect: "Powder Power", Effect Duration: 67
9113	triple-liquefied activated chilled jittery Superdrifter holo-record	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Pervy Noodles", Effect Duration: 15
9114	ionized moist shaking The Pigs holo-record	0		Effect: "Going Ape", Effect Duration: 22
9115	quadruple-wet Drunk Uncles holo-record	0		Effect: "Empathy", Effect Duration: 29
9116	time residue	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9117	mirror repaid diaper of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25
9118	Riker's Search History	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9119	artisanal blue Shot of Kardashian Gin	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-09"
9120	knitted Unstable Pointy Ears	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-09"
9121	cyan Memory Disk, Alpha	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9122	Tea, Earl Grey, Hot	1	crappy	Last Available: "2016-09"
9123	School of Hard Knocks Diploma	0		
9124	baby bark scorpion	0		
9125	maroon droppable microphone	0		
9126	weak perfectly mixed unidentified drink	2	EPIC	
9127	aromatic groovy KoL Con 13 T-shirt	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Stench Resistance: +1
9128	bouncing double-paned Oprah's experienced discarded swimming trunks	0		Experience: +2, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Cold Resistance: +5
9129	nitrogenated non-enhanced jittery diluted makeup	0		Effect: "Elvish", Effect Duration: 39
9130	alkaline anodized tarnished charisma potion	0		Effect: "Tremella Tremens", Effect Duration: 49
9131	jittery extremely confusing manual	0		
9132	blinking nippy pistol of the sweet-tooth	0		Cold Damage: +10, Candy Drop: +100
9133	wobbly KoL Con 13 snowglobe	0		Drops Items, Last Available: "2016-10"
9134	rotten ghostly leftover pasty	3	crappy	
9135	perfectly mixed watered-down special very whiskey	2	super EPIC	Effect: "stats.enq", Effect Duration: 45
9136	pulsating li'l orphan tot	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-10"
9137	wobbly li'l knight costume	0		All Attributes: +15, Last Available: "2016-10"
9138	li'l unicorn costume	0		Adventures: +5, PvP Fights: +5, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9139	cyan li'l candy corn costume	0		All Resistance: +5, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9140	purple li'l ninja costume	0		Item Drop: +150, Lasts Until Rollover, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9141	li'l pirate costume	0		Meat Drop: +300, Lasts Until Rollover, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9142	huge li'l clown costume	0		Experience: +15, Lasts Until Rollover, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9143	li'l robot costume	0		Experience: +10, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9144	li'l eyeball costume	0		Combat Rate: -10, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9145	mirror li'l liberty costume	0		Item Drop: +100, Meat Drop: +200, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9146	ionized hoarded candy wad	0		Effect: "Slimy Hands", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2016-10"
9147	energized modified pulsating Prunets	0		Effect: "Spirit Bubble", Effect Duration: 46
9148	Twitching Television Tattoo	0		
9149	skewed baby scorpion	0		Familiar Weight: +10
9150	nitrogenated cyan invisible string	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Effect: "The Smile of Mr. A.", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2016-10"
9151	denatured wobbly invisible seam ripper	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Effect: "Crimbo Epiphany", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2016-10"
9152	li'l ghost costume	0		Initiative: +100, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9153	moldy immense raw sweet potato	6	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9154	decent skewed raw beans	3	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9155	bite-sized normal raw stuffing	1	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9156	moldy huge fancy wobbly raw cranberry sauce	9	crappy	Effect: "Hot Buttoned", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2016-11"
9157	adequate raw turkey	3	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9158	spoiled raw mincemeat	3	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9159	yummy raw potato	3	awesome	Last Available: "2016-11"
9160	decent raw gravy	3	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9161	normal snack-sized raw bread	2	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9162	rock-hard Da Vinci's mini-marshmallow dispenser	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Damage Reduction: 5, Last Available: "2016-11"
9163	fireproof supercool glass casserole dish of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Moxie Percent: +20, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2016-11"
9164	huge stuffing fluffer	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9165	greedy grievous can opener	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2016-11"
9166	vaporized huge blue spinning turkey blaster	1		Effect: "White Blooded", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2016-11"
9167	spinning frightening nasty glass pie plate	0		Stench Damage: +5, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2016-11"
9168	clever deadly potato masher	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2016-11"
9169	gravy boat	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9170	bread mold	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9171	bland jumbo sweet potatoes	5	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9172	miniature decent bean casserole	2	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9173	stale pulsating shaking baked stuffing	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9174	normal cranberry cylinder	3	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9175	delicious half-sized thanksgiving turkey	2	awesome	Last Available: "2016-11"
9176	super-sized stale mince pie	5	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9177	normal spinning mashed potatoes	3	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9178	miniature normal narrow jittery warm gravy	2	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9179	flavorless purple bread roll	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9180	rotten maroon jittery leftovers	3	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9181	moldy low-calorie tumbling leftovers sandwich	1	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9182	Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror	0		Skill: "Eldritch Intellect"
9183	pulsating cornucopia	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9184	jittery megacopia	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9185	pilgrim hat	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9186	red packet of thanksgarden seeds	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9187	cashew	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9188	bomb of unknown origin	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9189	cyan Granny Tood's Thanksgarden Catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-11"
9190	shaking eldritch effluvium	0		
9191	non-deionized polarized eldritch concentrate	0		Effect: "Elemental Flavor", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2016-11"
9192	hand-crafted eldritch extract	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-11"
9193	Official Council Aide Pin of doom of mayonnaise	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2016-11"
9194	boozy perfectly mixed blurry eldritch distillate	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-11"
9195	powdered eldritch essence	1		Last Available: "2016-11"
9196	family-friendly Science Notebook	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1
9197	cyan avaricious eldritch hat of horror of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: 75, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2016-11"
9198	bouncing Jim Carey's weightlifter's eldritch pants of courage	0		Muscle: +15, Monster Level: +25, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2016-11"
9199	tolerable eldritch elixir	4	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9200	gray boxer's Quartet of Flare Masters Jacket of Flo-Jo	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2016-11", Rollover Effect Duration: 1
9201	jittery lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter	0		
9202	tumbling Adventurer's Kit	0		
9203	Build-a-City Gingerbread kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
9204	shaking counterfeit city	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9205	sprinkles	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9206	The Gingerbread Vigilante's Handbook	0		Skill: "Licorice Rope", Last Available: "2016-12"
9207	jittery Sinatra's ball and chain	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Sprinkle Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9208	spinning candy dog collar	0		Sprinkle Drop: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9209	ghostly Sinatra's gingerbread tophat	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9210	fireproof gingerbread waistcoat	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2016-12"
9211	shaking red stanky gingerbread trousers	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9212	blurry sizzling sage candy dress shoes of Leguizamo	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Monster Level: +20, Hot Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9213	Jeselnik's foul-smelling Van der Graaf candy necktie	0		Stench Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9214	double-paned forbidden chocolate pocketwatch of the businessman	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Cold Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9215	broken chocolate pocketwatch	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9216	interesting clod of dirt	0		
9217	ghostly gingerbread restraining order	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9218	sprinkle-begging cup	0		Sprinkle Drop: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
9219	adequate animal part cracker	4	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9220	artisanal shaking gingerbread wine	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-12"
9221	half-sized stale gingerbread mug	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
9222	shaking gingerbread mask of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2016-12"
9223	blue coward's gingerservo of Gandalf of Leguizamo	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Monster Level: 0, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9224	super-pressed purple blurry tainted icing	0		Effect: "Hair on Your Chest", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2016-12"
9225	tumbling personal trainer's gingerbeard	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9226	gingerbread smartphone	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9227	blurry Rosewater's gingerbread hoodie of the early riser	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Adventures: +7, Sprinkle Drop: +15, Last Available: "2016-12"
9228	spinning squat lard-coated dangerous gingerbread pistol	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9229	marzipan briefcase of the brazier of mayonnaise	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9230	creme brulee torch	0		Item Drop: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9231	tumbling candy crowbar of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9232	Jim Carey's candy screwdriver of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9233	gingerbread dog treat	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9234	pumpkin spice candle of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9235	polymerized red gingerbread spice latte	0		Effect: "Far Out", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2016-12"
9236	clever rock-hard gingerbread gavel	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2016-12"
9237	bouncing gingerbread cigarette	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9238	gingerbread moneybag	0		Sprinkle Drop: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9239	spirit-forward enchanted perfectly mixed huge ginger beer	5	EPIC	Effect: "A Few Extra Pounds", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9240	spare chocolate parts	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9241	electrified industrial frosting	0		Effect: "Ticking Clock", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2016-12"
9242	warmed wet fake cocktail	0		Effect: "Fiery Spirit", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2016-12"
9243	lousy wobbly high-end ginger wine	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
9244	nasty plastic bad vibe	0		Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9245	plastic angry vikings of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Last Available: "2016-12"
9246	lion tamer's plastic Knows About Chakras	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2016-12"
9247	educational plastic Your Brain	0		Experience: +1, Last Available: "2016-12"
9248	razor-sharp plastic Krampus	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9249	extra-irradiated ionized Inner Wisdom	0		Effect: "Stands Alone", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2016-12"
9250	super-dry extra-energized polymerized wobbly purple Inner Strength	0		Effect: "Tiki Temerity", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2016-12"
9251	tarnished triple-modified spinning Inner Truth	0		Effect: "Stone-Faced", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2016-12"
9252	special delicious spiritual candy cane	3	awesome	Effect: "Hot Hands", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9253	artisanal fuchsia spiritual eggnog	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-12"
9254	normal spiritual fruitcake	3	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9255	flavorless miniature spiritual gingerbread	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
9256	chocolate puppy	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9257	chocolate leash	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9258	My Life of Crime, a Memoir	0		Skill: "Gingerbread Mob Hit", Last Available: "2016-12"
9259	Pop Art: a Guide	0		Skill: "Fifteen Minutes of Flame", Last Available: "2016-12"
9260	No Hats as Art	0		Skill: "Ceci N'Est Pas Un Chapeau", Last Available: "2016-12"
9261	teal Rethinking Candy	0		Skill: "Sweet Synthesis", Last Available: "2016-12"
9262	ghostly fruit-leather negatives	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9263	narrow gingerbread blackmail photos	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9264	briefcase full of sprinkles	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9265	teethpick	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9266	diffused galvanized rock candy	0		Effect: "Flashing Eyes", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2016-12"
9267	big rotten upside-down green-iced sweet roll	5	crappy	Last Available: "2016-12"
9268	upside-down sugar raygun	0		Sprinkle Drop: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
9269	blinking chocolate sculpture	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9270	squat no hat	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9271	chakra sludge	0		
9272	fuchsia twirling negative lump	0		
9273	Rosewater's Third Eye of the storm	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2016-12"
9274	Socratic Krampus Horn of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9275	tiny spoiled hambrosier	1	crappy	Last Available: "2016-12"
9276	bad squat chakra-mental wine	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
9277	denatured Vulcanized chakra malt	0		Effect: "Serenity", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2016-12"
9278	stale snack-sized tumbling Black Angus blackburger	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
9279	high-proof bad brandy	8	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
9280	tarnished wet cyan pulsating potion of spiritual gunkifying	0		Effect: "Shortened", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2016-12"
9281	baleful supercool bad vibroknife	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9282	gray flame-retardant crystal belt buckle of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2016-12"
9283	blurry huge lard-coated saffron antaravasaka of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9284	lightning-fast educational saffron uttarasanga	0		Experience: +1, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2016-12"
9285	Lump-Stacking for Beginners	0		Skill: "Stack Lumps", Last Available: "2016-12"
9286	eternal knot tattoo	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9287	upside-down pet bad vibe	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9288	gallstone	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9289	ghostly fuchsia prompt lion tamer's cool Uncle Crimbo's hat	0		Moxie: +5, Experience (familiar): +2, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2016-12", Rollover Effect Duration: 100
9290	miniature normal upside-down Eldritch snap	2	good	Last Available: "2017-01"
9291	dehydrated hot jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9292	modified jelly	1		Effect: "In Tuna", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2017-01"
9293	powdered purple jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9294	dried huge sleaze jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9295	twisted wobbly wobbly stench jelly	1		Effect: "Sticky Hands", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2017-01"
9296	jittery space planula	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-01"
9297	moldy super-sized squat toast with hot jelly	5	crappy	Last Available: "2017-01"
9298	fancy stale toast with jelly	4	decent	Effect: "Fangs and Pangs", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2017-01"
9299	enchanted bland jumbo toast with jelly	5	decent	Effect: "A Contender", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2017-01"
9300	toothsome toast with sleaze jelly	3	awesome	Last Available: "2017-01"
9301	normal toast with stench jelly	4	good	Last Available: "2017-01"
9302	space jellybicycle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9303	hopeful candle	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-01"
9304	pewter candlestick	0		Familiar Weight: +10
9305	ghostly fireproof chaotic wax hand	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2017-01"
9306	Newton's candle of Calamity Jane	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-01"
9307	normal spinning wax pancake	4	good	Last Available: "2017-01"
9308	reassuring slick wax face	0		Moxie: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2017-01"
9309	smooth wax booze	4	awesome	Last Available: "2017-01"
9310	glob of melted wax	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
9311	vaporized yellow sea jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9312	decent half-sized sea truffle	2	good	Last Available: "2017-01"
9313	tarnished luggage key	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
9314	crushed steamer trunk	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
9315	wicked recovered cufflinks	0		Spell Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-01"
9316	yellow heart-shaped crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-02"
9317	anodized polymerized LOV Elixir #3	0		Effect: "Pop-eyed", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2017-02"
9318	pressed activated LOV Elixir #6	0		Effect: "Space Tripping", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2017-02"
9319	extra-liquefied triple-pickled tumbling LOV Elixir #9	0		Effect: "Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2017-02"
9320	prompt stiffened LOV Eardigan of horror	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Adventures: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-02"
9321	jittery Jack Frost's LOV Epaulettes of extreme caution of terror	0		Monster Level: -25, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-02"
9322	Oprah's educational LOV Earrings of Leguizamo	0		Experience: +1, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Monster Level: +20, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-02"
9323	wobbly LOV Enamorang	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9324	LOV Emotionizer	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9325	LOV Extraterrestrial Chocolate	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9326	vaporized upside-down LOV Echinacea Bouquet	1		Last Available: "2017-02"
9327	groovy LOV Elephant	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Last Available: "2017-02"
9328	wool eldritch scanner	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2017-02"
9329	non-liquefied eldritch alignment spray	0		Effect: "Ancient Protected", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2017-02"
9330	LOV Entrance Pass	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9331	veiny eldritch hammer of the bloodbag of doom	0		Maximum HP: 110, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2017-01"
9332	jumbo tasty eldritch mushroom	5	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9333	upside-down eldritch ichor	0		
9334	yummy eldritch mushroom pizza	3	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9335	eldritch tincture	0		Skill: "Evoke Eldritch Horror", Last Available: "2017-02"
9336	skewed eldritch tincture (depleted)	0		Skill: "Evoke Eldritch Horror", Last Available: "2017-02"
9337	Vulcanized eldritch rub	0		Effect: "The Q Is Talking To You", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2017-02"
9338	HP-35 Calculator	0		
9339	green Silver HP-35 Calculator	0		
9340	Golden HP-35 Calculator	0		
9341	Platinum HP-35 Calculator	0		
9342	ghostly Diamond HP-35 Calculator	0		
9343	spinning bottlecap	0		
9344	discarded button	0		
9345	shaking Gummi-Memory	0		
9346	wobbly Thwaitgold amoeba statuette	0		
9347	blinking twirling tumbling pickled grasshopper	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9348	jittery tumbling bottle of an&iacute;s	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9349	green bottle of novelty hot sauce	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9350	red squat upside-down elemental sugarcube	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9351	peppermint sprig	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9352	bottle of clam juice	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9353	cocktail mushroom	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9354	shot of granola liqueur	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9355	blue can of cherry-flavored sterno	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9356	bouncing lump of ichor	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9357	bottle of gregnadigne	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9358	huge bottle of Cr&egrave;me de Fugu	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9359	baby oil shooter	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9360	pulsating fish head	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9361	teal limepatch	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9362	pile of dirt	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9363	slime shooter	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9364	blinking imaginary lemon	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9365	distilled tolerable blurry literal grasshopper	5	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9366	drinkable double entendre	4	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9367	drinkable Phlegethon	4	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9368	perfectly mixed irresponsibly strong Siberian sunrise	9	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9369	artisanal mentholated wine	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9370	artisanal pulsating low tide martini	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9371	hand-crafted shaking narrow shroomtini	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9372	fortified bad fuchsia morning dew	5	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9373	artisanal whiskey squeeze	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9374	bad bouncing mirror great fashioned	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9375	fancy acceptable Gnomish sagngria	3	good	Effect: "The Halls of Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2017-03"
9376	perfectly mixed weak special vodka stinger	2	EPIC	Effect: "Omphalotus Omnipresence", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2017-03"
9377	acceptable extremely slippery nipple	3	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9378	artisanal blinking piscatini	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9379	fortified special mediocre Churchill	5	decent	Effect: "Spirit Bubble", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2017-03"
9380	perfectly mixed purple soilzerac	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9381	aged jittery pulsating London frog	4	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9382	practically non-alcoholic mediocre nothingtini	1	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9383	lousy practically non-alcoholic eighth plague	1	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9384	acceptable single entendre	3	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9385	mediocre practically non-alcoholic maroon reverse Tantalus	1	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9386	lousy mirror elemental caipiroska	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9387	artisanal enchanted red Feliz Navidad	4	EPIC	Effect: "Yet tea", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2017-03"
9388	acceptable Bloody Nora	3	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9389	aged moreltini	3	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9390	lousy hell in a bucket	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9391	acceptable irresponsibly strong Newark	7	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9392	hand-crafted R'lyeh	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9393	hand-crafted tumbling Gnollish sangria	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9394	perfectly mixed jittery vodka barracuda	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9395	mediocre Mysterious Island iced tea	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9396	drinkable drive-by shooting	4	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9397	triple-distilled perfectly mixed gunner's daughter	6	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9398	tolerable blurry dirt julep	3	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9399	mediocre Simepore slime	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9400	hand-crafted watered-down Phil Collins	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9401	tumbling pulsating bouncing unpowered Robortender	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-03"
9402	blinking blue toggle switch (Bartend)	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9403	blurry toggle switch (Bounce)	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Robortender"
9404	Spacegate access badge	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-04"
9405	filter helmet	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9406	exo-servo leg braces	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9407	gray rad cloak	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9408	jittery gate transceiver	0		Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9409	high-friction boots	0		Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9410	mirror Spacegate Research	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9411	alien rock sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9412	twirling alien gemstone	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9413	geological sample kit	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9414	yellow botanical sample kit	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9415	spoiled bite-sized jittery edible alien plant bit	1	crappy	Last Available: "2017-04"
9416	alien plant fibers	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9417	alien plant sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9418	complex alien plant sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9419	red fascinating alien plant sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9420	pickled maroon pulsating alien plant goo	1		Effect: "Greased-Up Familiar", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2017-04"
9421	shaking alien plant pod	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9422	zoological sample kit	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9423	flavorless jumbo narrow alien meat	5	decent	Last Available: "2017-04"
9424	blinking alien toenails	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9425	huge huge alien zoological sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9426	complex alien zoological sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9427	blurry fascinating alien zoological sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9428	dried upside-down alien animal goo	1		Last Available: "2017-04"
9429	alien animal milk	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9430	spant egg casing	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9431	murderbot data core	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9432	extra-energized alien medicine	0		Effect: "What's That Smell?", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2017-04"
9433	delicious fancy alien salad	4	awesome	Effect: "Jalape&ntilde;o Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2017-04"
9434	enchanted artisanal green pulsating alien booze	4	EPIC	Effect: "Mental A-cue-ity", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2017-04"
9435	blurry Usain Bolt's executive wholesome alien mask	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2017-04"
9436	steel-toed padded weightlifter's alien spear	0		Muscle: +15, Damage Absorption: +20, Damage Reduction: 9, Last Available: "2017-04"
9437	Temple Grandin's smartaleck's alien blowgun of bravery	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Familiar Weight: +7, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2017-04"
9438	fireproof alien loincloth of chilblains of Flo-Jo	0		Cold Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +3, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2017-04"
9439	scorching Sinatra's smooth alien totem	0		Moxie: +15, Experience (Moxie): +5, Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2017-04"
9440	fuchsia family-friendly Rosewater's cool alien necklace	0		Moxie: +5, Mysticality Percent: +30, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2017-04"
9441	cyan spant chitin	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9442	spant tendon	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9443	jittery aromatic sinister spants	0		Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2017-04"
9444	green brainy beefcake's spant shield	0		Muscle: +25, Mysticality: +5, Last Available: "2017-04"
9445	shaking tumbling miser's strapping spant shoulderpads	0		Muscle: +5, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04"
9446	reassuring curative spant backplate	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2017-04"
9447	gravedigger's Socratic spant spear	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2017-04"
9448	murderbot power cell	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9449	cyan wobbly murderbot component casing	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9450	blinking murderbot monofilament	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9451	cold-filtered activated murderbot shield unit	0		Effect: "Standard Issue Bravery", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2017-04"
9452	murderbot live wire	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9453	beefy murderbot mask of the empath of temperance	0		Muscle: +10, Familiar Weight: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Avatar: "Murderbot", Last Available: "2017-04"
9454	quantum shaking teal murderbot spring injector	0		Effect: "Cold Hard Skin", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2017-04"
9455	narrow avaricious reassuring murderbot whip	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2017-04"
9456	fireproof murderbot plasma rifle of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "EXTERMINATE SPANT", Last Available: "2017-04"
9457	bouncing murderbot memory chip	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9458	space pirate treasure map	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9459	pulsating Space Pirate Astrogation Handbook	0		Skill: "Quantum Movement", Last Available: "2017-04"
9460	Non-Euclidean Finance	0		Skill: "5-D Earning Potential", Last Available: "2017-04"
9461	Peek-a-Boo!	0		Skill: "Object Quasi-Permanence", Last Available: "2017-04"
9462	Procrastinator locker key	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9463	lime green Space Baby children's book	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9464	Space Baby bawbaw	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9465	Spacegate	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9466	decent Aldebaran sardines	3	good	Last Available: "2017-04"
9467	high-proof tolerable wobbly Centauri fish wine	8	good	Last Available: "2017-04"
9468	compressed jittery blinking oxygen	1		Last Available: "2017-04"
9469	upside-down Usain Bolt's veiny Spacegate scientist's insignia	0		Maximum HP: +10, Initiative: +80, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04", Rollover Effect Duration: 30
9470	tumbling rosy-cheeked stiffened Spacegate military insignia	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04", Rollover Effect Duration: 30
9471	chilly hardy Socratic Spacegate diplomat's insignia	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum HP: +50, Cold Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04"
9472	skewed Spacegate emergency disintegrator	0		Skill: "Disintegrate", Last Available: "2017-04"
9473	Spacegate Initiative tattoo unit	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9474	bland massive wobbly alien sandwich	10	decent	Last Available: "2017-04"
9475	glitched malware	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
9476	denatured spinning Spant eggs	0		Effect: "Hypercubed", Effect Duration: 40
9477	teal Spacegate (open)	0		Lasts Until Rollover
9478	New-You Club Membership Form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-05"
9479	boiled oxidized denatured Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting	0		Effect: "Blessing of Pikachutlotal", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2017-05"
9480	super-denatured quadruple-aerosolized double-frozen skewed lime green Daily Affirmation: Think Win-Lose	0		Effect: "Carrrsmic", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2017-05"
9481	boiled Daily Affirmation: Be Superficially interested	0		Effect: "In the Slimelight", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2017-05"
9482	galvanized Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually	0		Effect: "Meatwise", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2017-05"
9483	quantum Daily Affirmation: Be a Mind Master	0		Effect: "Locks Like the Raven", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2017-05"
9484	pressed ghostly Daily Affirmation: Work For Hours a Week	0		Effect: "Magically Fingered", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2017-05"
9485	irradiated Daily Affirmation: Keep Free Hate in your Heart	0		Effect: "Executive Greed", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2017-05"
9486	gigantic adequate enchanted Affirmation Cookie	6	good	Effect: "Video Game Hot Dog", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2017-05"
9487	squat License To Kill	0		
9488	red mirror Thwaitgold bug statuette	0		
9489	Victor's Spoils	0		
9490	non-ionized magnetized skewed Threatening Missive	0		Effect: "Chief Executive Optimism", Effect Duration: 17
9491	Targeted Plague Vector	0		
9492	suspicious package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-06"
9493	huge vibrating Kremlin's Greatest Briefcase of chilblains of the overflowing toilet	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "KGB tranquilizer dart", Last Available: "2017-06"
9494	bad watered-down wobbly lime green basic martini	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-06"
9495	mediocre improved martini	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-06"
9496	weak acceptable splendid martini	2	good	Last Available: "2017-06"
9497	exploding cigar	0		Last Available: "2017-06"
9498	blinking can of Minions-Be-Gone	0		Last Available: "2017-06"
9499	tattoo gun	0		Last Available: "2017-06"
9500	gun	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-06"
9501	gum	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-06"
9502	bouncing asbestos-lined rosy-cheeked sinister plastic gundam	0		Spell Damage: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2017-06"
9503	License to Chill	0		Last Available: "2017-07"
9504	Celsius 233	0		Skill: "Eternal Flame", Last Available: "2017-06"
9505	Celsius 233 (singed)	0		Skill: "Eternal Flame", Last Available: "2017-06"
9506	upside-down Lazenby's Life Lesson	0		Free Pull
9507	LI-11 Motor Pool voucher	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-07"
9508	Asdon Martin keyfob (on ring)	0		Last Available: "2017-07"
9509	L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate	0		
9510	Dust bunny	0		
9511	Pocket Meteor Guide	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9512	Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed)	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9513	blurry Meteorite-Ade	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9514	flavorless immense meteoreo	10	decent	Last Available: "2017-08"
9515	tolerable weak meadeorite	2	good	Last Available: "2017-08"
9516	squat meteoroid	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9517	ghostly MacGyver's vibrating meteortarboard of Calamity Jane	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2017-08"
9518	asbestos-lined stylish meteorite guard of courage	0		Moxie: +25, Hot Resistance: +5, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2017-08"
9519	mirror nasty forbidden meteorb	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Stench Damage: +5, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Hot", Last Available: "2017-08"
9520	resourceful sinister asteroid belt	0		Spell Damage: +10, Maximum MP: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-08"
9521	maroon Annie Oakley's deadly meteorthopedic shoes of terror	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-08"
9522	twirling greasy shooting morning star of chilblains of the sewer	0		Cold Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-08"
9523	meteoroid	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9524	shaking meteor shower cap	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9525	wobbly Thwaitgold time fly statuette	0		
9526	red skewed perfectly fair coin	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9527	blurry huge Horsery contract	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-08"
9528	jittery corked genie bottle	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-09"
9529	genie bottle	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9530	Usain Bolt's savvy smooth blessed rustproof +2 gray dragon scale mail	0		Moxie: +15, Mysticality Percent: +20, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2023-09"
9531	jittery pony: Dusk Shiny	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9532	pony: Shutterfly	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9533	skewed pony: Pearjack	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9534	skewed pony: Uniquity	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9535	squat pony: Rosey Cake	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9536	pony: Spectrum Dash	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9537	blue pocket wish	0		Last Available: "2023-09"
9538	mirror dropped scrap of paper	0		
9539	hunk of granite	0		
9540	shovelful of dirt	0		
9541	xo-skeleton-in-a-box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-10"
9542	exo-xo-skeleton-skeleton	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9543	twirling X	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9544	O	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9545	watered-down tolerable special bouncing DUFRESNE Suds	2	good	Effect: "Ogred and Oublietted", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2017-09"
9546	narrow censurious stanky mafia pinky ring	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip
9547	delicious jittery flask of port	4	awesome	
9548	razor-sharp contract enforcement stick of the early riser	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Adventures: +7
9549	tasty blue Hide-rox&trade; cookie	3	awesome	Last Available: "2017-10"
9550	watered-down tolerable jug of booze	2	good	Last Available: "2017-10"
9551	concentrated electrified pair of candy glasses	0		Effect: "Frostbeard", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2017-10"
9552	irradiated temporary X tattoos	0		Effect: "The Dark Lord Rides in Force Tonight", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2017-10"
9553	diluted wobbly glyph of athleticism	1		Effect: "Piratastic", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2017-10"
9554	pair of scissors	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9555	oxidized magnetized tumbling new habit	0		Effect: "Je Ne Sais Porquoise", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2017-10"
9556	bouncing bridge truss	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9557	shaking huge scorching dance instructor's Rosewater's pearl necklace	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-10"
9558	amorphous blob	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9559	teal X	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9560	wobbly O	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9561	amorphous blob	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9562	knitted sizzling experienced protection stick of vim and vigor	0		Experience: +2, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Hot Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +3
9563	anodized teal roll of meat	0		Effect: "Witch Breaded", Effect Duration: 50
9564	flame-retardant healthy mafia thumb ring	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip
9565	quantum electrified fuchsia cocoa chondrule	0		Effect: "One Very Clear Eye", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2020-09"
9566	teal scandalous dangerous mafia middle finger ring	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Show them your ring"
9567	zippy fortified stylish steel drivin' hammer of vim and vigor	0		Moxie: +25, Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Initiative: +20
9568	piece of steel	0		
9569	maroon deadly arcane researcher's mafia pointer finger ring	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Weapon Damage: +5, Single Equip, Drops Meat
9570	supercool worksite credentials	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Single Equip
9571	rosewater-soaked clever negotiatin' hammer of vim and vigor of the overflowing toilet	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum MP: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +3
9572	pantogram	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-11"
9573	pantogram	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9574	pantogram pants	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-11"
9575	upside-down mansplainer's mafia wedding ring of the brazier	0		Monster Level: +15, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
9576	hardy mafia organizer badge	0		Maximum HP: +50, Single Equip
9577	gray mafia filofax	0		
9578	mirror transparent nog	1	awesome	Last Available: "2017-12"
9579	small spoiled pulsating narrow unfinished fruitcake	2	crappy	Last Available: "2017-12"
9580	liquefied huge shaking and cracker	0		Effect: "substats.enh", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2017-12"
9581	fancy irresponsibly strong mediocre neg grog	7	decent	Effect: "Wet Jaw", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2017-12"
9582	normal half double fruitcake	3	good	Last Available: "2017-12"
9583	stale small spinning hushed puppy	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9584	normal muffled muffuletta	3	good	Last Available: "2017-12"
9585	normal shushed potatoes	4	good	Last Available: "2017-12"
9586	red Lo Pan's plastic mime functionary	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2017-12"
9587	brainy plastic mime scientist	0		Mysticality: +5, Last Available: "2017-12"
9588	weightlifter's plastic mime soldier	0		Muscle: +15, Last Available: "2017-12"
9589	Usain Bolt's plastic mime executive	0		Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2017-12"
9590	Sherlock's plastic The Silent Nightmare	0		Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2017-12"
9591	locked mumming trunk	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-12"
9592	green mumming trunk	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9593	temperance whiskey	1	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2017-11"
9594	corrupted wishbone	0		Effect: "White Knuckles", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2017-11"
9595	acceptable strong lime green Racisto Ruidoso	5	good	Last Available: "2017-11"
9596	earthenware muffin tin	0		
9597	yummy super-sized bran muffin	5	awesome	
9598	spoiled gigantic gray pulsating blueberry muffin	7	crappy	
9599	silent A	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9600	silent B	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9601	silent C	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9602	silent D	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9603	upside-down silent E	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9604	maroon jittery silent F	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9605	silent G	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9606	blinking silent H	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9607	silent I	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9608	silent J	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9609	silent K	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9610	wobbly silent L	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9611	bouncing silent M	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9612	upside-down silent N	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9613	bouncing silent O	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9614	silent P	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9615	silent Q	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9616	silent R	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9617	blue silent S	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9618	silent T	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9619	silent U	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9620	shaking silent V	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9621	ghostly silent W	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9622	silent X	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9623	huge silent Y	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9624	silent Z	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9625	upside-down crystalline cheer	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9626	anti-earplugs	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9627	green warehouse key	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9628	mime pocket probe	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9629	weak artisanal stale cheer wine	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-12"
9630	moldy upside-down stale Cheer-E-Os	3	crappy	Last Available: "2017-12"
9631	skewed cheer-o-gram	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9632	teal Jeselnik's cheerful antler hat of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2017-12"
9633	coward's stiffened cheerful Crimbo sweater	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2017-12"
9634	arcane researcher's cheerful pajama pants of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Last Available: "2017-12"
9635	squat The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1	0		Skill: "Silent Hunter", Last Available: "2017-12"
9636	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Hunter", Last Available: "2017-12"
9637	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2	0		Skill: "Quiet Determination", Last Available: "2017-12"
9638	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used)	0		Skill: "Quiet Determination", Last Available: "2017-12"
9639	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3	0		Skill: "Quiet Judgement", Last Available: "2017-12"
9640	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used)	0		Skill: "Quiet Judgement", Last Available: "2017-12"
9641	squat The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4	0		Skill: "Silent Treatment", Last Available: "2017-12"
9642	wobbly The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Treatment", Last Available: "2017-12"
9643	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5	0		Skill: "Silent Knife", Last Available: "2017-12"
9644	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Knife", Last Available: "2017-12"
9645	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6	0		Skill: "Quiet Desperation", Last Available: "2017-12"
9646	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used)	0		Skill: "Quiet Desperation", Last Available: "2017-12"
9647	lime green mime eraser	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9648	acceptable irresponsibly strong upside-down executive mime flask	6	good	Last Available: "2017-12"
9649	flavorless super-sized spinning nega-mushroom	5	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9650	irresponsibly strong perfectly mixed nega-mushroom wine	7	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-12"
9651	ionized twirling Cheer-Up soda	0		Effect: "Artificially Sweet", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2017-12"
9652	normal mime army rations	3	good	Last Available: "2017-12"
9653	triple-distilled tolerable mime army wine	6	good	Last Available: "2017-12"
9654	twisted teal mime army superserum	1		Effect: "Ooh, Sour!", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2017-12"
9655	moist bouncing mime army camouflage kit	0		Effect: "The Magic of Sharing", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2017-12"
9656	miming beret of the pedagogue of the early riser	0		Experience: +3, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2017-12"
9657	teal Jim Carey's Annie Oakley's miming shirt	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2017-12"
9658	knitted wool miming corduroys	0		Cold Resistance: 4, Last Available: "2017-12"
9659	Jack Frost's miming boots of mayonnaise	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9660	nippy chaotic miming gloves	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9661	God Lobster Egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-05"
9662	donated booze	0		
9663	skewed donated food	0		
9664	huge donated candy	0		
9665	altered boiled digital honeypot	0		Effect: "Rosewater Mark", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2025-12"
9666	jittery mime-proof sunglasses	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9667	mime army insignia (infantry) of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12", Stat Tuning: "Muscle (all)"
9668	Sinatra's mime army insignia (intelligence)	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12", Stat Tuning: "Mysticality (all)"
9669	scorching mime army insignia (espionage)	0		Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12", Stat Tuning: "Moxie (all)"
9670	mime army insignia (pyrotechnics)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9671	cyan mime army insignia (cryonics)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9672	wobbly mime army insignia (psychological warfare)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9673	huge mime army insignia (sanitation)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9674	mime army insignia (morale)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9675	mime army infiltration glove of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Item Drop: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9676	mime army shotglass	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9677	gray mime army challenge coin	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9678	cheer extractor	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9679	red kerosene-soaked skip	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-12"
9680	fireproof skip lid	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9681	fancy spoiled extra-toasted half sandwich	3	crappy	Effect: "Bells in the Batfry", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2018-12"
9682	acceptable mulled hobo wine	4	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
9683	burning newspaper	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
9684	red knitted burning paper hat of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Cold Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9685	greedy burning cape of terror of mayonnaise	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9686	blurry MacGyver's studded padded burning paper slippers	0		Damage Absorption: 100, Maximum MP: +100, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9687	huge blue careful supercool boxer's burning paper jorts	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Moxie Percent: +20, Monster Level: -10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9688	olive lard-coated sinister burning paper crane of Calamity Jane	0		Spell Damage: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9689	January's Garbage Tote (unopened)	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-01"
9690	January's Garbage Tote	0		Last Available: "2018-01"
9691	deceased crimbo tree	0		Breakable, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9692	blinking mirror rosewater-soaked broken champagne bottle of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Stench Resistance: +3, Breakable, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9693	inspector's greasy tinsel tights	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9694	foul-smelling Jack Frost's wad of used tape of the boozehound	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Stench Damage: +10, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9695	greedy dance instructor's experienced silent nightlight of bravery	0		Experience: +2, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +20, Rollover Effect Duration: 50
9696	altered galvanized pickled fuchsia sweetened reindeer fat	0		Effect: "Human-Humanoid Hybrid", Effect Duration: 16
9697	chilled cold-filtered Good 'n' Quiet	0		Effect: "Puddingface", Effect Duration: 64
9698	dry liquefied hot button candy	0		Effect: "Hair on Your Chest", Effect Duration: 40
9699	spinning zippy Temple Grandin's brainy makeshift garbage shirt	0		Mysticality: +5, Familiar Weight: +7, Initiative: +20, Breakable, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9700	Lo Pan's shellacked novelty monorail ticket	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Rollover Effect Duration: 100
9701	altered pills	1		
9702	twisted upside-down furry pill	1		
9703	altered fuchsia beefy pill	1		
9704	mixed excitement pill	1		Effect: "Dance of the Sugar Fairy", Effect Duration: 25
9705	dried huge vitamin G pill	1		
9706	twisted ghostly lucky-ish pill	1		
9707	modified green shaking dieting pill	1		
9712	shaking Clan Carnival Game	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-02"
9713	How To Get Bigger Without Really Trying	0		Skill: "Get Big", Last Available: "2018-02"
9714	Illustrated Mating Rituals of the Gallapagos	0		Skill: "Gallapagosian Mating Call", Last Available: "2018-02"
9715	Convincing People You Can See The Future	0		Skill: "Inscrutable Gaze", Last Available: "2018-02"
9716	skewed red Love Potions and the Wizards who Mix Them	0		Skill: "Love Mixology", Last Available: "2018-02"
9717	They'll Love You In Rhinestones	0		Skill: "Acquire Rhinestones", Last Available: "2018-02"
9718	Silly Little Love Song	0		Skill: "Paul's Passionate Pop Song", Last Available: "2018-02"
9719	genie's turbane of the bloodbag of the overflowing toilet	0		Maximum HP: +100, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2018-02"
9720	ghostly ghostly crafty therapeutic genie's scimitar	0		Maximum MP: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2018-02"
9721	bouncing nasty smartaleck's genie's pants	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2018-02"
9722	occult beefcake's genie's bracers	0		Muscle: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2018-02"
9723	educational psychic's circlet of the sewer	0		Experience: +1, Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-02"
9724	Jack Frost's studded psychic's crystal ball	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2018-02"
9725	educational psychic's pslacks of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience: +1, Last Available: "2018-02"
9726	greedy Oprah's psychic's amulet	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2018-02"
9727	stale heart-shaped candy whetstone	3	decent	Last Available: "2018-02"
9728	rotten small red mirror Swedish massage fish	2	crappy	Last Available: "2018-02"
9729	special hand-crafted practically non-alcoholic Third Base	1	EPIC	Effect: "Sugary World View", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2018-02"
9730	hand-crafted high-proof Bustle Hustler	7	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-02"
9731	denatured blurry Fabiotion	0		Effect: "Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2018-02"
9732	Vulcanized anodized cyan tumbling Bettie page	0		Effect: "Disco Neuropathy", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2018-02"
9733	magnetized teal tonic o' Banderas	0		Effect: "Crimbo Flavor", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2018-02"
9734	polymerized heather graham cracker	0		Effect: "Disdain of the War Snapper", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2018-02"
9735	Lolsipop	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9736	pulsating heart cozy	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9737	eaves droppers	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9738	personal graffiti kit	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9739	Mysterious Red Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9740	Mysterious Green Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9741	skewed Mysterious Blue Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9742	mirror Mysterious Black Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9743	quantum dry rainbow jellybean	0		Effect: "Phorcefullness", Effect Duration: 12
9744	liquefied quantum squat mystery lollipop	0		Effect: "Sweet Nostalgia", Effect Duration: 29
9745	Love Potion #0	0		Effect: "Tainted Love Potion", Effect Duration: 20
9746	irradiated cyan rhinestone	0		Effect: "Fungal Flamb&eacute;", Effect Duration: 52
9747	1,960 pok&eacute;dollar bill	0		
9748	metandienone	0		
9749	gray riboflavin	0		
9750	blue bronze	0		
9751	piracetam	0		
9752	shaking ultracalcium	0		
9753	ginseng	0		
9754	avaricious Team Avarice cap	0		Meat Drop: +30
9755	personal trainer's Team Sloth cap	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
9756	purple zippy Team Wrath cap	0		Initiative: +20
9757	fuchsia bouncing crafty Mu cap	0		Maximum MP: +10
9758	Thwaitgold metabug statuette	0		
9759	pulsating Pok&eacute;fam Guide to Capturing All of Them	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-03"
9760	packet of tall grass seeds	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9761	Pok&eacute;-Gro fertilizer	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9762	shaking Globmule	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9763	skewed narrow Bluzzard	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9764	Faux	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9765	Sledgehamster	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9766	Pimpsqueak	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9767	Pillowbug	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9768	Dressage	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9769	Sequestrian	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9770	Carpricorn	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9771	spinning Turpin	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9772	fuchsia ghostly Morphan	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9773	lime green Cycloney	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9774	Peaclock	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9775	skewed huge Turtive	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9776	Lepardner	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9777	Aiolion	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9778	Waifuton	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9779	Gorillape	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9780	Wendtigo	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9781	Snoutlet	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9782	Ruffalo	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9783	Vaporpoise	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9784	Ghosprey	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9785	narrow Straypler	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9786	bouncing Flan	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9787	Mustardigrade	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9788	Ched	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9789	pulsating Gazelleton	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9790	Mechamelion	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9791	shaking cyan Bicycle	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9792	Vamprey	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9793	narrow Wullabye	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9794	Nursine	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9795	skewed Cantelope	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9796	olive Ungulant	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9797	skewed Caramel	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9798	wobbly Oppossum	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9799	Amanitee	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9800	Smashmoth	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9801	Vulgure	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9802	Squib	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9803	skewed Trafikoan	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9804	squat Slotter	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9805	squat Shudder	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9806	Glamare	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9807	Unspeakachu	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9808	Stooper	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9809	Disgeist	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9810	Bowlet	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9811	Cornbeefadon	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9812	Mu	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9813	Glum berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9814	Egnaro berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9815	Sitrep berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9816	Nadsat berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9817	blurry twirling Jamocha berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9818	Tapioc berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9819	jittery Snarf berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9820	squat upside-down Keese berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9821	gray blinking luck incense	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Item Drop: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9822	blue shell bell	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9823	teal muscle band	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9824	spinning amulet coin	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9825	cyan mirror razor fang	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9826	smoke ball	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9827	rocket	0		
9828	pickled magnificent oyster egg	1		
9829	dehydrated brilliant oyster egg	1		Effect: "Black Eyes", Effect Duration: 25
9830	vaporized teal ghostly glistening oyster egg	1		Effect: "Corona de la Salsa", Effect Duration: 40
9831	mixed fuchsia scintillating oyster egg	1		Effect: "Flamb&eacute;-a-thon", Effect Duration: 20
9832	compressed shaking tumbling pearlescent oyster egg	1		
9833	vaporized lustrous oyster egg	1		Effect: "Jingle Jangle Jingle", Effect Duration: 15
9834	pickled blurry gleaming oyster egg	1		
9835	FantasyRealm membership packet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-04"
9836	pulsating FantasyRealm guest pass	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9837	shaking blinking lard-coated MacGyver's FantasyRealm G. E. M. of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum MP: +100, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9838	Rubee&trade;	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9839	bouncing tumbling careful FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm	0		Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2018-04"
9840	gravedigger's FantasyRealm Mage's Hat	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-04"
9841	aromatic FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2018-04"
9842	lump of bauxite	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
9843	narrow curative &quot;Remember the Trees&quot; Shirt of wisdom of incineration	0		Mysticality: +15, Hot Spell Damage: +50, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
9844	FantasyRealm key	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9845	plump mushroom	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9846	pulsating tainted marshmallow	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9847	Chewsick Copperbottom's notes	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9848	LyleCo premium pickaxe	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9849	LyleCo premium rope	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9850	My First Art of War	0		Skill: "Army of Toddlers", Last Available: "2018-12"
9851	blurry dragon aluminum ore	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9852	cyan faerie dust	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9853	poisoned druidic s'more	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9854	druidic orb	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9855	to-go brew	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9856	flask of holy water	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9857	activated moist tumbling spinning universal antivenin	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Effect: "Gobliny Flavor", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2018-04"
9858	LyleCo premium monocle	0		Rubee Drop: 1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9859	tumbling LyleCo premium magnifying glass	0		Rubee Drop: 1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9860	squat FantasyRealm tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9861	maroon LyleCo Contractor's Manual	0		Skill: "Expert Corner-Cutter", Last Available: "2018-04"
9862	spoiled FantasyRealm turkey leg	3	crappy	Last Available: "2018-04"
9863	perfectly mixed FantasyRealm mead	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-04"
9864	nasty haunch	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9865	Cheswick Copperbottom's compass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9866	maroon arrest warrant	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9867	hero's skull	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9868	grolblin rum	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9869	diet adequate druidic s'more	1	good	Last Available: "2018-04"
9870	mixed tumbling upside-down sachet of powder	1		Last Available: "2018-04"
9871	bad weak gray mourning wine	2	decent	Last Available: "2018-04"
9872	sanctified cola	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9873	map to the Towering Mountains	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9874	map to the Mystic Wood	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9875	jittery map to the Putrid Swamp	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9876	map to the Cursed Village	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9877	map to the Sprawling Cemetery	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9878	miniature flavorless denastified haunch	2	decent	Last Available: "2018-04"
9879	lousy spinning bad rum and good cola	4	decent	Last Available: "2018-04"
9880	pressed flattened fuchsia bouncing Potion of Heroism	0		Effect: "A Taste of Rainbow", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2018-04"
9881	upside-down fireproof horrifying lion tamer's leggings of the Spider Queen	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Spooky Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2018-04"
9882	upside-down lightning-fast greedy sage Master Thief's utility belt	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +20, Initiative: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9883	greasy extremely unsafe Duke Vampire's regal cloak of mayonnaise	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Sleaze Spell Damage: 60, Last Available: "2018-04"
9884	aromatic gravedigger's educational Dragonscale breastplate	0		Experience: +1, Spooky Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2018-04"
9885	Lo Pan's educational belt of Ogrekind of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Experience: +1, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9886	veiny steel-toed The Ghoul King's ghoulottes of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2018-04"
9887	flame-retardant healthy smooth nozzle of the Phoenix	0		Moxie: +15, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2018-04"
9888	gravedigger's ruddy forbidden the Archwizard's briefs	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-04"
9889	fuchsia scandalous quilted the Ley Incursion's waist of Leguizamo	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Monster Level: +20, Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9890	friendly healthy rock-hard shield of the Skeleton Lord	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2018-04"
9891	blurry fireproof stiffened ring of the Skeleton Lord of Gandalf	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9892	narrow thinker's scepter of the Skeleton Lord of the brute	0		Mysticality: +10, Muscle Percent: +30, Item Drop: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9893	resourceful sinister cool weightlifter's deadfall branch	0		Muscle: +15, Moxie: +5, Spell Damage: +10, Maximum MP: +50
9894	narrow knitted lard-coated supercharged dangerous Staff of Kitchen Royalty of the businessman	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2018-04"
9895	charged druidic orb	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9896	dragon slaying sword	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9897	notarized arrest warrant	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9898	drinkable two meat muck	3	good	
9899	enchanted flavorless chocolate Ogre Chieftain	4	decent	Effect: "Transcendental Wind", Effect Duration: 10
9900	delicious gigantic chocolate &quot;Phoenix&quot;	8	awesome	
9901	big delicious chocolate Spider Queen	5	awesome	
9902	drinkable weak hipster cocktail	2	good	
9903	God Lobster's Scepter	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "small fairy/lep", Last Available: "2018-05"
9904	bouncing gray God Lobster's Ring	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "sombrero", Last Available: "2018-05"
9905	narrow God Lobster's Rod	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "whelp", Last Available: "2018-05"
9906	God Lobster's Robe	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "block", Last Available: "2018-05"
9907	ghostly God Lobster's Crown	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "fairy", Last Available: "2018-05"
9908	wobbly Dish of Clarified Butter	0		Last Available: "2018-05"
9909	twirling G	0		
9910	Garland of Greatness	0		
9911	cyan ghostly gattoo	0		
9912	A-Boo glue	0		
9913	tumbling glued A-Boo clue	0		
9914	crude oil congealer	0		
9915	decent good guava	3	good	
9916	artisanal gin and ginger	4	EPIC	
9917	Thwaitgold chigger statuette	0		
9918	altered skewed blinking gaseous gravy	1		
9919	blurry blue SongBoom&trade; BoomBox	0		Last Available: "2018-06"
9920	SongBoom&trade; BoomBox Box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-06"
9921	gray A Guide to Safari	0		Skill: "Experience Safari"
9922	triple-nitrogenated pickled Shielding Potion	0		Effect: "Is This Your Card?", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2018-06"
9923	activated frozen triple-diffused jittery Punching Potion	0		Effect: "Hopped Up on Goofballs", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2018-06"
9924	Special Seasoning	0		Last Available: "2018-06"
9925	boiled wobbly blurry Nightmare Fuel	1		Last Available: "2018-06"
9926	Gathered Meat-Clip	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
9927	blinking Bastille Battalion control rig crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-07"
9928	blinking Bastille Battalion control rig	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-07"
9929	family-friendly Jim Carey's rock-hard Brutal brogues of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Damage Reduction: 5, Monster Level: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-07"
9930	friendly electrified fortified supercool Draftsman's driving gloves	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Damage Absorption: +60, Familiar Weight: +3, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-07"
9931	inspector's ruddy thinker's Nouveau nosering of the blizzard	0		Mysticality: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +15, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-07"
9932	pressed improved chilled teal sharkfin gumbo	0		Effect: "Marinated", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2018-07"
9933	super-boiled warmed boiling broth	0		Effect: "Cruisin' for a Bruisin'", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2018-07"
9934	nitrogenated polarized jittery red interrogative elixir	0		Effect: "Flashing Eyes", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2018-07"
9935	squat green Bastille Battalion Fondue Trophy	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9936	Bastille Battalion tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9937	Bastille Battalion cheese wheel	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9938	maroon Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9939	kitten burglar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-07"
9940	burglar/sleep mask	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9941	Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette	0		
9942	pulsating Neverending Party invitation envelope	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-09"
9943	Neverending Party guest pass	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9944	blinking resourceful dance instructor's boxer's PARTY HARD T-shirt	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2018-09"
9945	Neverending Party favor	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9946	deluxe Neverending Party favor	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9947	huge gas can	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9948	mediocre Middle of the Road&trade; brand whiskey	4	decent	Last Available: "2018-09"
9949	pulsating neverending wallet chain	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9950	green ribald pentagram bandana of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-09"
9951	perfumed skull ring	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9952	electronics kit	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9953	adequate snack-sized PB&J with the crusts cut off	2	good	Last Available: "2018-09"
9954	pulsating Jim Carey's grievous dorky glasses	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Monster Level: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9955	nasty banded ponytail clip	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2018-09"
9956	gravedigger's paint palette	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paint Job", Last Available: "2018-09"
9957	unremarkable duffel bag	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9958	vaporized jittery spinning Purple Beast energy drink	1		Last Available: "2018-09"
9959	Jack Frost's cosmetic football	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2018-09"
9960	frosty vibrating shoe ad T-shirt	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-09"
9961	razor-sharp pump-up high-tops	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9962	unsweetened triple-denatured runproof mascara	0		Effect: "Human-Elemental Hybrid", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2018-09"
9963	narrow very small dress	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9964	shellacked educational noticeable pumps	0		Experience: +1, Damage Reduction: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9965	surprisingly capacious handbag	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9966	bad irresponsibly strong everfull glass	7	???	Last Available: "2018-09"
9967	van key	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9968	jam band bootleg	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9969	foul-smelling veiny denim jacket	0		Maximum HP: +10, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-09"
9970	green jittery prompt brawny ratty knitted cap	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2018-09"
9972	spinning hardy intimidating chainsaw of the blizzard	0		Maximum HP: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-09"
9973	artisanal party beer bomb	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-09"
9974	moldy bouncing sweet party mix	4	crappy	Last Available: "2018-09"
9975	boiled spinning yellow party balloon	1		Last Available: "2018-09"
9976	lightning-fast ruddy party pants	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2018-09"
9977	quilted Socratic party whip of courage	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Damage Absorption: +40, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2018-09"
9978	huge Party Planning on a Budget	0		Skill: "Budget Conscious", Last Available: "2018-09"
9979	lousy pulsating purple TRIO cup of beer	4	decent	Last Available: "2018-09"
9980	stale blue twirling party platter for one	4	decent	Last Available: "2018-09"
9981	boiled mirror twirling Party-in-a-Can&trade;	1		Last Available: "2018-09"
9982	party pup	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9983	zippy rosewater-soaked party crasher	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Initiative: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Party Crash", Last Available: "2018-09"
9984	Living to Drink, Drinking to Live	0		Last Available: "2018-09", Skill: "Drinking to Drink"
9985	Party Tattoo&trade; gift certificate	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9986	blinking party mouse hat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9987	wobbly blue latte lovers member's mug	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Latte on Opponent", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Offer Latte to Opponent", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Gulp Latte", Last Available: "2018-10"
9988	latte lovers club card	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-10"
9989	blinking voter registration form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-11"
9990	spinning horrifying &quot;I Voted!&quot; sticker	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-11"
9991	absentee voter ballot	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9992	lime green snake skin	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9993	Jeselnik's snakeskin thighboots of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-11"
9994	scorching Oprah's snakeskin cowboy hat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-11"
9995	snakeskin jacket of the dark arts of Calamity Jane	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2018-11"
9996	mirror slime glob	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9997	narrow slime glob	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9998	teal slime glob	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9999	narrow greedy fireproof Temple Grandin's slime waders	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Hot Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2018-11"
10001	Annie Oakley's crafty slime fedora of the glutton	0		Maximum MP: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2018-11"
10002	greedy greasy slime knuckles of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2018-11"
10003	government requisition form	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
10004	jittery fireproof lard-coated extremely unsafe government-issued slacks	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2018-11"
10005	narrow energetic vibrating beefcake's government-issued eyeshade	0		Muscle: +25, Maximum MP Percent: 30, Last Available: "2018-11"
10006	ruddy Fonzie's Da Vinci's government-issued necktie	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-11"
10007	twirling electrified rock-hard Herculean mutant arm	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Damage Reduction: 5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2018-11"
10008	blurry scandalous resourceful savvy mutant legs	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +50, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2018-11"
10009	sharpshooter's wholesome mutant crown of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: 60, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2018-11"
10010	rotten tumbling green ghostly ectoplasm	3	crappy	Last Available: "2018-11"
10011	flavorless	4	decent	Last Available: "2018-11"
10012	lousy bottle of vodka	3	decent	Last Available: "2018-11"
10013	rotten massive cyan pizza	10	crappy	Last Available: "2018-11"
10014	drinkable huge martini	3	good	Last Available: "2018-11"
10015	fancy bland cherry pie	3	decent	Effect: "Sagittarius Rising", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2018-11"
10016	mediocre twirling eggnog	3	decent	Last Available: "2018-11"
10017	glob of undifferentiated tissue	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
10018	low-calorie flavorless Hell ramen	1	decent	Last Available: "2018-11"
10019	triple-distilled mediocre gimlet	10	decent	Last Available: "2018-11"
10020	delicious olive twice-haunted screwdriver	3	awesome	Last Available: "2018-11"
10021	decent candy cane	4	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10022	spirit-forward perfectly mixed runny fermented egg	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-12"
10023	spoiled miniature oldcake	2	crappy	Last Available: "2018-12"
10024	bland traditional Crimbo cookie	3	decent	Last Available: "2023-06"
10025	extremely unsafe plastic wild beaver	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2018-12"
10026	plastic reindeer of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2018-12"
10027	squat energetic plastic Caf&eacute; Elf	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2018-12"
10028	auspicious plastic orphan	0		Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2018-12"
10029	shaking dance instructor's plastic Abuela Crimbo	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Last Available: "2018-12"
10030	yule pup	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10031	skewed Braindeer	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10032	skewed Crimbo dog sweater	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10033	energetic steel-toed pristine walrus tusk	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2018-12"
10034	thick walrus blubber	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10035	censurious flame-wreathed baleful beefy Staff of Frozen Lard	0		Muscle: +10, Spell Damage: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2018-12"
10036	bomb	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10037	plastic bazooka	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10038	huge mooseflank	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10039	stale ghostly grilled mooseflank	3	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10040	adequate blinking red moosemeat pie	4	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10041	balanced antler of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2018-12"
10042	pulsating rosewater-soaked dam	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2018-12"
10043	special aged twirling beavermouth	3	awesome	Effect: "Floundering", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2018-12"
10044	enchanted perfectly mixed beaver punch (papaya)	3	EPIC	Effect: "Inner Dog", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2018-12"
10045	special weak acceptable beaver punch (peach)	2	good	Effect: "Full Bottle in front of Me", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2018-12"
10046	watered-down artisanal beaver punch (cherry)	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-12"
10047	toasty sharpshooter's Canadian lantern	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2018-12"
10048	blinking hardy muskox-skin cap	0		Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2018-12"
10049	Boxing Day care package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-12"
10050	flavorless mirror glass of raw eggs	4	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10051	artisanal blurry punch-drunk punch	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-12"
10052	vaporized body spradium	1		Last Available: "2018-12"
10053	smartaleck's bauxite beret	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Last Available: "2018-12"
10054	yellow squat padded bauxite boxers	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Last Available: "2018-12"
10055	bauxite bow-tie of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
10056	yellow blinking Boxing Day Pass	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10057	gray squat Kramco Industries packing carton	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-01"
10058	twirling clever steel-toed Herculean Rosewater's Kramco Sausage-o-Matic&trade; of the glutton	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience (Muscle): +1, Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum MP: +20, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2019-01"
10059	sausage casing	0		Last Available: "2019-01"
10060	rotten huge sausage	7	crappy	Last Available: "2019-01"
10061	purple stiffened grievous red-hot sausage fork	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Damage Reduction: 1, Last Available: "2019-01"
10062	bag of sausage links	0		Last Available: "2019-01"
10063	sausage golem	0		Last Available: "2019-01"
10064	ghostly jar of relish	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10065	Toyleporter	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10066	delicious fortified beer	5	awesome	Last Available: "2018-12"
10067	huge moldy teal yule gruel	9	crappy	Last Available: "2018-12"
10068	watered-down tolerable hot watered rum	2	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10069	lousy shaking jittery bottle of Crimbognac	3	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10070	normal Crimboysters Rockefeller	3	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10071	altered Crimbeau de toilette	1		Last Available: "2018-12"
10072	Crimbo candle	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10073	Carol of the Bulls	0		Skill: "Carol of the Bulls", Last Available: "2018-12"
10074	Carol of the Bulls (used)	0		Skill: "Carol of the Bulls", Last Available: "2018-12"
10075	blue squat Carol of the Hells	0		Skill: "Carol of the Hells", Last Available: "2018-12"
10076	shaking Carol of the Hells (used)	0		Skill: "Carol of the Hells", Last Available: "2018-12"
10077	jittery Carol of the Thrills	0		Skill: "Carol of the Thrills", Last Available: "2018-12"
10078	Carol of the Thrills (used)	0		Skill: "Carol of the Thrills", Last Available: "2018-12"
10079	knitted razor-sharp arcane researcher's Crimbolex watch	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12", Nonstackable Watch, Rollover Effect Duration: 100
10080	Crimbo tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10081	clever hand-knitted Crimbo socks of incineration of temperance	0		Maximum MP: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +5
10082	blinking up-at-dawn chaotic chalk chlamys	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10083	rosewater-soaked foul-smelling chalk chain	0		Stench Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10084	lard-coated smelly chalk chalice	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2019-12"
10085	sizzling educational chalk chinos	0		Experience: +1, Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10086	ribald educational chalk chapeau	0		Experience: +1, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10087	Tesla deadly chalk choker	0		Weapon Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10088	diluted shaking chalk chunks	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10089	liquefied candy chalk	0		Effect: "Make Meat FA$T!", Effect Duration: 24
10090	wobbly baleful marble maebari of the sweet-tooth	0		Spell Damage: +25, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10091	mirror auspicious forbidden marble mantle	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10092	shaking toasty Sinatra's marble magnet	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10093	asbestos-lined weightlifter's marble mignonette bowl	0		Muscle: +15, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10094	fuchsia coward's Socratic marble medallion	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Monster Level: -20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10095	blue aromatic marble mariachi hat of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10096	compressed yellow marble molecules	1		Effect: "Stimulated Body", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2019-12"
10097	vacuum-sealed narrow Mallomarbles	0		Effect: "Savage Beast Inside", Effect Duration: 61
10098	skewed rock-hard punching bag of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Damage Reduction: 5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10099	bouncing Jack Frost's brainy pith helmet	0		Mysticality: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10100	double-paned beefy poncho	0		Muscle: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10101	reassuring pendant of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10102	careful palazzos of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Monster Level: -10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10103	skewed maroon stylish pseudoaccordion of vim and vigor	0		Moxie: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Song Duration: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10104	modified cyan pieces	1		Last Available: "2020-12"
10105	electrified extra-chilled Para-Pop	0		Effect: "Berry Defensive", Effect Duration: 52
10106	banded padded terra cotta truss	0		Damage Absorption: 120, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10107	perfumed terra cotta trousers of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Stench Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10108	blurry hardened smartaleck's terra cotta tongs	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Damage Reduction: 3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10109	spinning ghostly nippy shellacked terra cotta train	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Cold Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10110	up-at-dawn terra cotta tie tack of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Adventures: +5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10111	scandalous brainy terra cotta tambourine	0		Mysticality: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10112	vaporized upside-down terra cotta tidbits	1		Last Available: "2020-12"
10113	aerosolized double-pickled terra panna cotta	0		Effect: "Impregnabili Tea", Effect Duration: 26
10114	skewed wobbly fireproof Fonzie's velour voulge	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2021-12"
10115	jittery wool dance instructor's velour vambraces	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10116	narrow inspector's velour veil of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10117	resourceful boxer's velour viscometer	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10118	hardened velour valise of the glutton	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2021-12"
10119	spinning coward's cool velour vaqueros	0		Moxie: +5, Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2021-12"
10120	vaporized blurry velour veneer	1		Effect: "Radiated and Grodiated", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2021-12"
10121	diffused tumbling Velougats&trade;	0		Effect: "Shamboozled", Effect Duration: 43
10122	avaricious groovy glass suspenders	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10123	wholesome Herculean glass shield	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2021-12"
10124	Van der Graaf glass stetson of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2021-12"
10125	jittery lime green savvy glass spectacles of chilblains	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10126	beefy glass shiv of bravery	0		Muscle: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2021-12"
10127	Usain Bolt's foul-smelling glass serape	0		Stench Damage: +10, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2021-12"
10128	mixed squat jittery glass shards	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10129	warmed pickled green hard candy	0		Effect: "Provocative Perkiness", Effect Duration: 23
10130	sinister loofah lumberjack's hat of the early riser	0		Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Head-Scratch", Last Available: "2022-12"
10131	Sinatra's experienced loofah lei	0		Experience: +2, Experience (Moxie): +5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Lei Lasso", Last Available: "2022-12"
10132	steel-toed Fonzie's loofah lederhosen	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Damage Reduction: 9, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Hosenzittern", Last Available: "2022-12"
10133	blue electrified Rosewater's loofah ladle	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Stew", Last Available: "2022-12"
10134	beefcake's loofah legwarmers of the businessman	0		Muscle: +25, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Leglifts", Last Available: "2022-12"
10135	stanky loofah lavalier of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Lava", Last Available: "2022-12"
10136	vaporized blue loofah lumps	1		Last Available: "2022-12"
10137	quadruple-concentrated colloidal chocolate-covered loofah	0		Effect: "Bilious Briskness", Effect Duration: 52
10138	twirling mirror quilted flagstone flag of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Damage Absorption: +40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagellate", Last Available: "2022-12"
10139	beefcake's flagstone flail of Calamity Jane	0		Muscle: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagflog", Last Available: "2022-12"
10140	nasty flagstone flip-flops of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Flap Flip", Last Available: "2022-12"
10141	veiny savvy flagstone fez	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum HP: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Fez Ritual", Last Available: "2022-12"
10142	avaricious Sinatra's flagstone fleece	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Meat Drop: +30, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Fleece Flex", Last Available: "2022-12"
10143	foul-smelling sinister flagstone fringe	0		Spell Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Foxtrot", Last Available: "2022-12"
10144	twisted flagstone flagments	1		Last Available: "2022-12"
10145	irradiated ionized narrow Flag by the Foot&trade;	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Frozen Tortellini", Effect Duration: 33
10146	maroon elf sleeper agent	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10147	red-and-green microcamera	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10148	spinning gravedigger's cobbled-together Meat detector	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10149	liquefied pulsating tin thermos of chai	0		Effect: "The Halls of Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2019-12"
10150	pickled narrow prototype stimulant	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10151	greasy tailored vest	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10152	sew-on bandage	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10153	blinking twirling really nice net	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10154	teal bouncing Herculean elf army poncho	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10155	rotten big enchanted elf army field rations	5	crappy	Effect: "Locks Like the Raven", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2019-12"
10156	spinning ghostly gingernade	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10157	lion tamer's rock-hard discarded bowtie	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Experience (familiar): +2, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10158	weak hand-crafted special martiny	2	EPIC	Effect: "Wistfully Nostalgic", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2019-12"
10159	tryptophan dart	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10160	vacuum-sealed twirling licorice snake	0		Effect: "Scorpio Rising", Effect Duration: 62
10161	liquefied virgin jello shot	0		Effect: "Slimily Strong", Effect Duration: 18
10162	warmed moist mutated candy lump	0		Effect: "Booing Radly", Effect Duration: 59
10163	tarnished enhanced tumbling government-issued candy	0		Effect: "La Bamba", Effect Duration: 68
10164	polarized activated huge Pneumo bar	0		Effect: "Super-Electrified", Effect Duration: 54
10165	upside-down mint condition Lil' Doctor&trade; bag	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-02"
10166	spinning Tesla thinker's Lil' Doctor&trade; bag	0		Mysticality: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Otoscope", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Reflex Hammer", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Chest X-Ray", Last Available: "2019-02"
10168	ghostly blood bag	0		
10169	moldy bloodstick	4	crappy	
10170	lousy jittery bottle of Sanguiovese	4	decent	
10171	normal snack-sized actual blood sausage	2	good	
10172	hand-crafted special bouncing mulled blood	3	EPIC	Effect: "Bark of the Dog", Effect Duration: 20
10173	spoiled blinking bouncing blood snowcone	3	crappy	
10174	hand-crafted Red Russian	4	EPIC	
10175	normal blood roll-up	3	good	
10176	weak perfectly mixed bottle of blood	2	super ultra mega EPIC	
10177	flavorless bite-sized blood-soaked sponge cake	1	decent	
10178	aged vampagne	4	awesome	
10179	stale fuchsia plain snowcone	3	decent	
10180	teal Booke of Vampyric Knowledge	0		
10181	upside-down narrow blue money bag	0		
10182	narrow jittery money bag	0		
10183	money bag	0		
10184	Thwaitgold mosquito statuette	0		
10185	bucket of Vampyre blood	0		
10186	pulsating olive blood knife	0		Lasts Until Rollover
10187	PirateRealm membership packet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-04"
10188	PirateRealm guest pass	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10189	jittery bouncing family-friendly double-paned sizzling PirateRealm eyepatch	0		Hot Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10190	bloody harpoon	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10191	blue compass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10192	skull key	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10193	upside-down curious anemometer	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10194	yellow Red Roger's flag	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10195	Glass Jack's spyglass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10196	wobbly recursed compass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10197	narrow tomb-opener	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10198	Red Roger's map	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10199	moldy crabsicle	4	crappy	Last Available: "2019-04"
10200	red melty plastic grenade	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10201	weak bad bottle of dark rhum	2	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10202	delicious high-proof bottle of extra-dark rhum	8	awesome	Last Available: "2019-04"
10203	acceptable bottle of super-extra-dark rhum	4	good	Last Available: "2019-04"
10204	Vulcanized frozen pirate shaving cream	0		Effect: "For Your Brain Only", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2019-04"
10205	spinning jittery Oprah's educational conquistador's breastplate	0		Experience: +1, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2019-04"
10206	upside-down family-friendly smooth pirate pantaloons	0		Moxie: +15, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2019-04"
10207	narrow purple [glitch season reward name]	0		
10208	signal fragment	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10209	windicle	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10210	savvy pirate radio ring of mayonnaise	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10211	Island Drinkin', a Tiki Mixology Odyssey	0		Skill: "Tiki Mixology", Last Available: "2019-04"
10212	bland pineapple slab	3	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10213	snack-sized adequate enchanted hibiscus petal	2	good	Effect: "Izchak's Blessing", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2019-04"
10214	magnetized aerosolized huge mint leaf	0		Effect: "Human-Constellation Hybrid", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2019-04"
10215	shaking cocoa of youth	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10216	pickled fuchsia ice molecule	1		Effect: "Squid Squint", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2019-04"
10217	Red Roger's reliquary	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10218	blurry Red Roger's right hand	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10219	Red Roger's left hand	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10220	huge Red Roger's right foot	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10221	jittery Red Roger's left foot	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10222	skewed red Red Roger's skull	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10223	dehydrated pewter shavings	1		Last Available: "2019-04"
10224	Red Roger tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10225	wobbly PirateRealm fun-a-log	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10226	prompt plush sea serpent	0		Adventures: +3, Monster Level: -100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10227	small moldy pirate fork	2	???	Last Available: "2019-04"
10228	Scurvy and Sobriety Prevention	0		Skill: "Prevent Scurvy and Sobriety", Last Available: "2019-04"
10229	ring	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10230	auspicious piratical blunderbuss of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2019-04"
10231	Jeselnik's extremely unsafe PirateRealm party hat of Flo-Jo	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Sleaze Damage: +25, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2019-04"
10232	enchanted watered-down tolerable Island Landslide	2	good	Effect: "Heart of Yellow", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2019-04"
10233	artisanal watered-down Island Thunderstorm	2	super EPIC	Last Available: "2019-04"
10234	watered-down tolerable Island Hurricane	2	good	Last Available: "2019-04"
10235	acceptable olive Skull Punch	4	good	Last Available: "2019-04"
10236	bad Electric Punch	4	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10237	mediocre Smuggler's Punch	3	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10238	watered-down lousy red pulsating bouncing Scorpion Bowl	2	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10239	watered-down acceptable Turtle Bowl	2	good	Last Available: "2019-04"
10240	practically non-alcoholic aged Cobra Bowl	1	awesome	Last Available: "2019-04"
10241	vampyric cloake pattern	0		Free Pull
10242	nippy coward's vampyric cloake of the pedagogue of Calamity Jane of the boozehound	0		Experience: +3, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Monster Level: -20, Cold Damage: +10, Booze Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Become a Wolf", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Become a Cloud of Mist", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Become a Bat", Last Available: "2019-03"
10243	blinking plastic pirate hat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10244	enhanced nitrogenated one piece of bubble gum	0		Effect: "Crimbo Nostalgia", Effect Duration: 18
10245	tumbling arcanoferric housing	0		
10246	wobbly intact medium-wave antenna	0		
10247	ghostly 18-picohertz resonator crystal	0		
10248	blown-out speaker cone	0		
10249	blue overloaded short-pulse transistor	0		
10250	Fourth of May Cosplay Saber kit	0		Free Pull
10251	skewed careful wholesome rock-hard Fourth of May Cosplay Saber	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Monster Level: -10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Use the Force", Last Available: "2019-05"
10252	ring	0		Single Equip
10253	huge upside-down Thwaitgold nymph statuette	0		
10254	blue blinking Sherlock's reassuring lard-coated scorching Tesla hale healthy stiffened hewn moon-rune spoon of Leguizamo of the sweet-tooth of the glutton	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Maximum HP: +20, Monster Level: +20, Hot Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +25, Candy Drop: +100, Food Drop: +100, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Alters Page Text, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Dragoon Platoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spittoon Monsoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Festoon Buffoon", Last Available: "2019-06", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
10255	blurry spinning cartoon harpoon	0		Last Available: "2019-06"
10256	rune-strewn spoon cocoon	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-06"
10257	Beach Comb Box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-07"
10258	miser's banded Beach Comb of temperance	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beach Combo", Last Available: "2019-07"
10259	red grain of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10260	small pile of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10261	pile of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10262	bouncing pile of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10263	huge empty hourglass	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10264	hourglass	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10265	maroon etched hourglass	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10266	extra-anodized magenta seashell	0		Effect: "Moon'd", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2019-07"
10267	frozen triple-oxidized denatured cyan seashell	0		Effect: "Impregnably Delicious", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2019-07"
10268	ionized gray seashell	0		Effect: "Venomous Weapon", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2019-07"
10269	magnetized upside-down red seashell	0		Effect: "Disco Concentration", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2019-07"
10270	denatured seashell	0		Effect: "Hagg-ard", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2019-07"
10271	narrow bunch of sea grapes	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10272	drinkable pulsating bottle of sea wine	4	good	Last Available: "2019-07"
10273	dried kelp	1		Last Available: "2019-07"
10274	prompt Jeselnik's Jim Carey's fortified Herculean savvy thinker's driftwood hat of the brute of the blizzard	0		Mysticality: +10, Muscle Percent: +30, Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience (Muscle): +1, Damage Absorption: +60, Monster Level: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +25, Adventures: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10275	spinning smelly Lo Pan's MacGyver's veiny sage driftwood pants of Tarzan of dire peril of the scaredy-cat of the early riser	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience (Muscle): +3, Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum HP: +10, Maximum MP: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Monster Level: -15, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10276	up-at-dawn wool sizzling medical-grade curative forbidden Fonzie's Da Vinci's driftwood bracelet of courage	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Experience (Moxie): +1, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Hot Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Spooky Resistance: +3, Adventures: +5, HP Regen Min: 10, HP Regen Max: 15, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10277	scandalous gravedigger's waders of mayonnaise	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2019-07"
10278	cyan twirling lard-coated hardy beefcake's spearfish fishing spear	0		Muscle: +25, Maximum HP: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2019-07"
10279	miser's Lo Pan's dangerous rabbitfish fin	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10280	ghostly piece of coral	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10281	piece of driftwood	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10282	nippy beefy pirate cutlass of Calamity Jane	0		Muscle: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Cold Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10283	pulsating stiffened tricorn hat of James Dean of the blizzard	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Damage Reduction: 1, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2019-07"
10284	mirror censurious rock-hard educational swash buckle	0		Experience: +1, Damage Reduction: 5, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10285	mirror meteorite fragment	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10286	supercharged educational meteorite earring of courage	0		Experience: +1, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10287	ghostly nasty Jim Carey's sage meteorite necklace	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Monster Level: +25, Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10288	jittery lion tamer's fortified meteorite ring of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Damage Absorption: +60, Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10289	cold-filtered irradiated upside-down Finnish Fish	0		Effect: "Be a Mind Master", Effect Duration: 46
10290	liquefied frozen blinking chocolate doubloon	0		Effect: "Pop-eyed", Effect Duration: 65
10291	mansplainer's Socratic driftwood beach comb of James Dean	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Experience (Moxie): +3, Monster Level: +15, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10292	Distant Woods Getaway Brochure	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-08"
10293	stick of firewood	0		Last Available: "2019-08"
10294	aromatic steel-toed stylish whittled tiara	0		Moxie: +25, Damage Reduction: 9, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2019-08"
10295	yellow zippy flame-wreathed whittled shorts of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2019-08"
10296	cyan family-friendly experienced whittled flail of the sewer	0		Experience: +2, Stench Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2019-08"
10297	spinning Jack Frost's padded smooth whittled wand	0		Moxie: +15, Damage Absorption: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2019-08"
10298	bouncing dangerous whittled flute of extreme caution of incineration	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Monster Level: -25, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2019-08"
10299	censurious grievous Socratic whittled bear figurine	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-08"
10300	huge therapeutic steel-toed whittled owl figurine of the glutton	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Food Drop: +100, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-08"
10301	hardy personal trainer's whittled fox figurine of bravery	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum HP: +50, Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-08"
10302	scandalous toasty mansplainer's Samson's whittled walking stick	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Monster Level: +15, Hot Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2019-08"
10303	special snack-sized bland tumbling campfire hot dog	2	decent	Effect: "Blessing of Bulbazinalli", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2019-08"
10304	tasty snack-sized campfire baked potato	2	awesome	Last Available: "2019-08"
10305	flavorless campfire s'more	3	decent	Last Available: "2019-08"
10306	small flavorless campfire beans	2	decent	Last Available: "2019-08"
10307	flavorless campfire stew	4	decent	Last Available: "2019-08"
10308	campfire coffee	1	good	Last Available: "2019-08"
10309	colloidal leftover chocolate bar	0		Effect: "Feet of Grapefruit", Effect Duration: 42
10310	rare Meat isotope	0		
10311	burnt stick	0		Last Available: "2019-08"
10312	squat blurry cyan bundle of firewood	0		Last Available: "2019-08"
10313	campfire smoke	0		
10314	Murgatroyd diode	0		
10315	signal receiver	0		
10316	space shield	0		
10317	bouncing signal jammer	0		Single Equip
10318	low-pressure oxygen tank	0		Single Equip
10319	twirling Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette	0		
10320	jumbo adequate space chowder	5	good	
10321	lousy pulsating space wine	3	decent	
10322	The Imploded World	0		Skill: "Implode Universe"
10323	packaged Pocket Professor	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-09"
10324	spinning Pocket Professor memory chip	0		
10325	yellow Law of Averages	0		
10332	Unopened Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-10"
10333	narrow mirror electrified hardy rosy-cheeked Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +50, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Avoid Attack: 1, Last Available: "2019-10"
10334	unopened diabolic pizza cube box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-11"
10335	narrow cyan diabolic pizza cube	0		Last Available: "2019-11"
10336	diabolic pizza	3	???	Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-11"
10337	bland snack-sized bu&ntilde;uelos Jaliscos	2	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10338	snack-sized adequate blurry flan del mar	2	good	Last Available: "2019-12"
10339	small bland wobbly Baja sopapilla	2	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10340	twirling plastic Mer-kin baker of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2019-12"
10341	manspreader's plastic sea elf	0		Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10342	sizzling plastic yuleviathan	0		Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10343	plastic dolphin &quot;orphan&quot; of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10344	asbestos-lined plastic Dolph Bossin	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10345	blinking ghostly red-spotted snapper roe	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10346	yummy jittery mana-coated yams	3	awesome	Last Available: "2019-11"
10347	spoiled mana-basted tofurkey leg	3	crappy	Last Available: "2019-11"
10348	normal mana-fortified cranberry sauce	3	good	Last Available: "2019-11"
10349	spoiled mana-stuffed herbal stuffing	3	crappy	Last Available: "2019-11"
10350	pulsating human musk	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10351	polymerized tumbling patch of extra-warm fur	0		Effect: "Sagittarius Rising", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2019-12"
10352	twisted wobbly industrial lubricant	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10353	cold-filtered enhanced unfinished pleasure	0		Effect: "Stinking Cloud", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2019-12"
10354	pickled vial of humanoid growth hormone	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10355	vaporized a bug's lymph	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10356	Vulcanized modified organic potpourri	0		Effect: "Cold Hard Skin", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2019-12"
10357	lousy boot flask	3	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10358	ionized maroon infernal snowball	0		Effect: "Stuck That Way", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2019-12"
10359	madness	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10360	vaporized twirling pulsating shaking fish sauce	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10361	decent snack-sized guffin	2	good	Last Available: "2019-12"
10362	vaporized Shantix&trade;	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10363	mirror goodberry	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10364	denatured cyan non-Euclidean angle	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10365	improved denatured warmed upside-down peppermint syrup	0		Effect: "Icy Demeanor", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2019-12"
10366	diffused pressed fuchsia bouncing Mer-kin eyedrops	0		Effect: "Nuts about Candy", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2019-12"
10367	quantum super-pickled cold-filtered huge extra-strength goo	0		Effect: "The Power of LOV", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2019-12"
10368	envelope full of Meat	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10369	pickled gray livid energy	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10370	micronova	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10371	modified maroon wobbly beggin' cologne	1		Effect: "Slimed Stomach", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2019-12"
10372	jittery gravedigger's oxygenated eggnog helmet of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Spooky Damage: +10, Adventure Underwater, Last Available: "2019-12"
10373	hand-knitted diving booties	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10374	peppermint harpoon gun	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10375	chilled polymerized blinking concentrated fish broth	0		Effect: "The Sweats", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2019-12"
10376	double-dry super-polarized red liquid SONAR	0		Effect: "Motion", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2019-12"
10377	huge map to Dolph Bossin's hideout	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10378	Dolph Bossin's charity note	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10379	MacGyver's sinister Samson's Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Spell Damage: +10, Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2019-12"
10380	The Spirit of Giving	0		Skill: "The Spirit of Taking", Last Available: "2019-12"
10381	The Spirit of Giving (used)	0		Skill: "The Spirit of Taking", Last Available: "2019-12"
10382	Crimbo Factory surprise box	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10383	soggy gingerbread chunk	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10384	ionized enhanced super-ionized green salty gumdrop	0		Effect: "Broberry Brotality", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2019-12"
10385	ribbon candy ascot of the scaredy-cat of the glutton	0		Monster Level: -15, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10386	moist Crimbo spices	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10387	huge intact anemone spike	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10388	shaking anemoney clip of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10389	runny icing	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10390	dehydrated wobbly super-sweet fish goo (spoiled)	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10391	smelly hale icing poncho of terror	0		Maximum HP: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10392	bouncing wobbly Mer-kin cookiestove	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10393	galvanized extra-aerosolized Vulcanized blue mirror glob of salty molasses	0		Effect: "Blackberry Politeness", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2019-12"
10394	pulsating pulsating Mer-kin rollpin of incineration of bravery	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10395	skewed personalizable gingerbread cookie	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10396	tinsel fin	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10397	rotten shaking bowl of mernudo	3	crappy	Last Available: "2019-12"
10398	drinkable fishelada	4	good	Last Available: "2019-12"
10399	stale upside-down ojo de pez burrito	3	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10400	waterlogged wood	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10401	waterlogged cloth	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10402	shaking waterlogged stuffing	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10403	blurry waterlogged	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10404	yellow waterlogged	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10405	scandalous stylish nutcracker hat	0		Moxie: +25, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10406	spinning wicked nutcracker waistcoat of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Spell Damage: +5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10407	scandalous nutcracker pants of bravery	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10408	Tesla nutcracker boots of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10409	Sherlock's gravedigger's nutcracker sword	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Item Drop: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10410	shellacked nutcracker drumstick of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2019-12"
10411	wholesome sinister nutcracker beard	0		Spell Damage: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10412	ghostly Fonzie's beefcake's nutcracker cape	0		Muscle: +25, Experience (Moxie): +1, Last Available: "2019-12"
10413	narrow crafty nutcracker epaulets of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Maximum MP: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10414	nutcracker figurine	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10415	decent salt plum	3	good	Last Available: "2019-12"
10416	shaking peppermint eel sauce	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10417	bland and bean	3	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10418	pulsating smartaleck's sage kelp-holly gun of courage	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Moxie Percent: +30, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2019-12"
10419	mirror coward's healthy Yuleviathan necklace	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Monster Level: -20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10420	bouncing Jim Carey's healthy peppermint spine	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2019-12"
10421	blinking sizzling sage soggy elf shoes	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10422	pulsating inspector's hardened Crimbylow-rise jeans	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2019-12"
10423	knitted smelly kelp-holly drape	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2019-12"
10424	sinister dangerous Staff of the Peppermint Twist of James Dean of the sewer	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Weapon Damage: +10, Spell Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2019-12"
10425	moldy huge tempura and bean	6	crappy	Last Available: "2019-12"
10426	watered-down artisanal bouncing salt plum sake	2	super EPIC	Last Available: "2019-12"
10427	triple-improved pressurized potion of possessiveness	0		Effect: "Black Eyes", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2019-12"
10428	corrupted wobbly almond	0		Effect: "Ponderous Potency", Effect Duration: 44
10429	cold-filtered handful of mixed nuts	0		Effect: "Polar Express", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2019-12"
10430	nutcracking pliers	0		
10431	Retrospecs try-at-home kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-01"
10432	jittery Temple Grandin's resourceful banded Retrospecs	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum MP: +50, Familiar Weight: +7, Single Equip, Free Pull, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Detect Weakness", Last Available: "2020-01"
10433	squat bouncing unopened Bird-a-Day calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-01"
10434	red Bird-a-Day calendar	0		Last Available: "2020-01"
10437	mint-in-box Powerful Glove	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-02"
10438	huge stanky Lo Pan's sinister wicked Powerful Glove of chilblains	0		Spell Damage: 15, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Cold Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Replace Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Shrink Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Invisible Avatar", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Triple Size", Last Available: "2020-02"
10439	enhanced signal receiver	0		
10440	status cymbal	0		Last Available: "2020-02"
10441	blurry Jim Carey's personal trainer's Drip harness of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Monster Level: +25
10442	Van der Graaf drippy truncheon	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
10443	Driplet	0		
10444	drippy snail shell	0		
10445	rotten drippy nugget	3	drippy	
10446	perfectly mixed glass of drippy wine	4	drippy	
10447	normal narrow drippy caviar	4	drippy	
10448	normal drippy plum(?)	3	drippy	
10449	blue resourceful drippy stake	0		Maximum MP: +50, Single Equip
10450	pulsating The Eye of the Thing in the Basement	0		
10451	narrow drippy khakis	0		Drippy Resistance: +5
10452	drippy shield	0		Drippy Resistance: +10
10453	jittery The Fingernail of the Thing in the Basement	0		
10454	shaking coin	0		
10455	mushroom	0		
10456	ghostly deluxe mushroom	0		
10457	super deluxe mushroom	0		
10458	alkaline fizzy soda	0		Effect: "EVISCERATE!", Effect Duration: 34
10459	electrified healthy juice	0		Effect: "Superhuman Sarcasm", Effect Duration: 22
10460	upside-down hammer	0		Plumber Power: 1, Plumber Stat: "Muscle"
10461	hammer	0		Plumber Power: 2, Plumber Stat: "Muscle"
10462	cyan fire flower	0		Plumber Power: 1, Plumber Stat: "Mysticality"
10463	wobbly bonfire flower	0		Plumber Power: 2, Plumber Stat: "Mysticality"
10464	blurry work boots	0		Single Equip, Plumber Power: 1, Plumber Stat: "Moxie"
10465	bouncing boots	0		Single Equip, Plumber Power: 2, Plumber Stat: "Moxie"
10466	gray veiny cape	0		Maximum HP: +10
10467	wobbly shaking hale back shell of the detective	0		Maximum HP: +20, Item Drop: +20
10468	spiky back shell	0		Thorns: 1
10469	power pants	0		Maximum PP: +1
10470	squat jittery Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette	0		
10471	pulsating Plumber's Union Handbook	0		
10472	upside-down careful bony back shell	0		Monster Level: -10
10473	frosty button	0		Single Equip
10474	boiled dry blooper ink	0		Effect: "Well-Lubed", Effect Duration: 32
10475	coin	0		
10476	rubber doll head	0		
10477	rubber doll body	0		
10478	plastic doll arms	0		
10479	tumbling plastic doll legs	0		
10480	rubber baby doll	0		Damage Aura: 1
10481	Better Shrooms and Gardens catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-03"
10482	packet of mushroom spores	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10483	free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10484	plump free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10485	gray bulky free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10486	free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10487	wobbly bouncing immense free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10488	ghostly colossal free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10489	bland miniature shaking mushroom filet	2	decent	Last Available: "2020-03"
10490	ghostly mushroom slab	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10491	vaporized yellow ghostly mushroom tea	1		Last Available: "2020-03"
10492	mediocre watered-down yellow mushroom whiskey	2	decent	Last Available: "2020-03"
10493	sharpshooter's rock-hard mushroom cap of vim and vigor	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2020-03"
10494	bouncing wicked Sinatra's mushroom shield of Tarzan of horror	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Experience (Moxie): +5, Spell Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-03"
10495	shaking asbestos-lined Jeselnik's energetic veiny mushroom pants	0		Maximum HP: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2020-03"
10496	spinning ruddy padded cool mushroom badge of doom	0		Moxie: +5, Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-03"
10497	house-sized mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10498	spinning pristine piranha seed	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10499	plastic piranha pot	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10500	improved Vulcanized quantum bouncing piranha pollen	0		Effect: "Locks Like the Raven", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2020-03"
10501	plumber's boots	0		Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Plumber Jump"
10502	sinistral homunculus	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-04"
10503	purple up-at-dawn kettle bell	0		Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2020-04"
10504	glued-together crystal ball of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2020-04"
10505	hale martini dregs	0		Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2020-04"
10506	red squat flickering flashlight of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2020-04"
10507	tumbling huge studded crumbling rabbit's foot	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Last Available: "2020-04"
10508	outmoded fidget toy of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2020-04"
10509	beefy flimsy ski pole	0		Muscle: +10, Last Available: "2020-04"
10510	discarded finger painting of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2020-04"
10511	maroon wobbly pizza box of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2020-04"
10512	personal trainer's chipped coffee mug of terror	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-04"
10513	wicked Left-Hand Man action figure	0		Spell Damage: +5, Last Available: "2020-04"
10514	drippy seed	0		
10515	drippy grub	0		
10516	drippy bezoar	0		
10517	Drip Institute petri dish	0		
10518	lime green upside-down drippy ichor	0		
10519	drippy enzyme	0		
10520	drippy salt	0		
10521	drippy pigment	0		
10522	drippy bromide	0		
10523	drippy flux	0		
10524	drippy stein	0		
10525	bad spinning spinning cyan drippy pilsner	3	drippy	
10526	mirror drippy staff	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drip Blast"
10528	yellow drippy orb	0		
10529	lustrous drippy orb	0		
10530	Da Vinci's gory drippy orb	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5
10531	annealed drippy orb	0		Drippy Resistance: +5
10532	Guzzlr application	0		Free Pull
10533	knitted dog trainer's Guzzlr tablet	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2020-05"
10534	Guzzlr cocktail set	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10535	yellow Guzzlrbuck	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10536	Guzzlr hat	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10537	twirling Guzzlr shoes	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-05"
10538	Guzzlr pants	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10539	blurry beefcake's Guzzlr souvenir stein	0		Muscle: +25, Last Available: "2020-05"
10540	Guzzlr tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10541	aged triple-distilled special Ghiaccio Colada	7	awesome	Effect: "Once Bitten Twice Fried", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2020-05"
10542	acceptable practically non-alcoholic Sourfinger	1	good	Last Available: "2020-05"
10543	watered-down delicious Nog-on-the-Cob	2	awesome	Last Available: "2020-05"
10544	drinkable weak blinking jittery Steamboat	2	good	Last Available: "2020-05"
10545	special drinkable Buttery Boy	4	good	Effect: "Norwhalloped", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2020-05"
10546	Never Don't Stop Not Striving	0		Skill: "Always Never Not Guzzling", Last Available: "2020-05"
10547	miser's dangerous clown car key	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10548	blurry careful thinker's batting cage key of the brazier	0		Mysticality: +10, Monster Level: -10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-08"
10549	pulsating lard-coated therapeutic quilted aqu&iacute;	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2020-08"
10550	wool gravedigger's weightlifter's knob labinet key	0		Muscle: +15, Spooky Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2020-08"
10551	upside-down manspreader's wizardly weremoose key of the detective	0		Mysticality: +25, Monster Level: +10, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2020-08"
10552	strapping peg key	0		Muscle: +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10553	kekekey of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2020-08"
10554	huge rosy-cheeked rabbit's foot key	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2020-08"
10555	skewed occult sage knob shaft skate key	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2020-08"
10556	blue mansplainer's rosy-cheeked strapping ice key	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2020-08"
10557	huge avaricious anchovy can key	0		Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2020-08"
10558	wobbly banded cactus key of courage	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2020-08"
10559	greasy shellacked f'c'le sh'c'le k'y	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10560	jittery scorching banded treasure chest key	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-08"
10561	Tesla forbidden arcane researcher's demonic key	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Spell Damage Percent: +50, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10562	therapeutic key sausage	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2020-08"
10563	upside-down Da Vinci's knob treasury key of courage	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2020-08"
10564	Sinatra's scrap key of the empath of chilblains	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Familiar Weight: +5, Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-08"
10565	maroon Jim Carey's stylish rose key	0		Moxie: +25, Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2020-08"
10566	sharpshooter's music box key	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10567	wholesome actual skeleton key of Gandalf	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2020-08"
10568	lightning-fast deep-fried key of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Item Drop: +5, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2020-08"
10569	stanky discarded bike lock key of mayonnaise	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2020-08"
10570	upside-down Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette	0		
10571	twirling ghostly Manual of Lock Picking	0		Skill: "Lock Picking", Last Available: "2020-08"
10572	vacuum-sealed shaking marshroom	0		Effect: "Heart of Orange", Effect Duration: 23
10573	jittery bag of Iunion stones	0		Free Pull
10574	tumbling Iunion Crown	0		Last Available: "2020-06"
10575	drippy candy bar	0		
10576	double-improved galvanized denatured salty drippy candy bar	0		Effect: "Taurus Rising", Effect Duration: 25
10577	quadruple-ionized warmed writhing drippy candy bar	0		Effect: "Ghost Finger", Effect Duration: 62
10578	liquefied chilled gooey drippy candy bar	0		Effect: "Ninja, Please", Effect Duration: 14
10579	bouncing baby camelCalf	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-07"
10580	dromedary drinking helmet	0		
10581	packaged SpinMaster&trade; lathe	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-08"
10582	SpinMaster&trade; lathe	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10583	flimsy hardwood scraps	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10584	teal lightning-fast Jim Carey's birch battery	0		Monster Level: +25, Initiative: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-08"
10585	groovy ebony epee of the empath of horror	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Disarming Thrust", Last Available: "2020-08"
10586	pulsating Tesla ruddy razor-sharp weeping willow wand	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +40, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Barrage of Tears", Last Available: "2020-08"
10587	smelly mansplainer's beechwood blowgun of incineration	0		Monster Level: +15, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Poison Dart", Last Available: "2020-08"
10588	skewed knitted sharpshooter's maple magnet of the overflowing toilet	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-08"
10589	twirling Dreadsylvanian hemlock	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10590	blurry scandalous electrified hemlock helm of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Sleaze Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10591	sweaty balsam	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10592	nippy sinister groovy balsam barrel	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Spell Damage: +10, Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10593	redwood	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10594	concentrated oxidized redwood rain stick	0		Effect: "Ogred and Oublietted", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2020-08"
10595	blurry purpleheart logs	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10596	pulsating Da Vinci's purpleheart &quot;pants&quot; of the ox of mayonnaise	0		Muscle: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2020-08"
10597	wormwood stick	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10598	blurry up-at-dawn executive crafty savvy wormwood wedding ring of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Adventures: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-08"
10599	Dripwood slab	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10600	twirling drippy diadem	0		Drippy Resistance: +15, Last Available: "2020-08"
10601	Thwaitgold slug statuette	0		
10602	ert grey goo ring of the ox	0		Muscle: +20
10603	fistful of wood shavings	0		
10604	Yeg's Motel ashtray	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10605	Yeg's Motel alarm clock	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10606	energized Yeg's Motel toothbrush	0		Effect: "Curse of the Black Pearl Onion", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2020-09"
10607	double-unsweetened tumbling Yeg's Motel hand soap	0		Effect: "Superveiny 9000", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2020-09"
10608	Yeg's Motel sewing kit	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10609	snack-sized tasty Yeg's Motel pillow mint	2	awesome	Last Available: "2020-09"
10610	Yeg's Motel disposable razor	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10611	enhanced super-galvanized narrow twirling Yeg's Motel mouthwash	0		Effect: "Fungal Fortification", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2020-09"
10612	Annie Oakley's vibrating Yeg's Motel shower cap	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-09"
10613	Lo Pan's wizardly Yeg's Motel bathrobe	0		Mysticality: +25, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-09"
10614	fuchsia lard-coated crafty Yeg's Motel slippers	0		Maximum MP: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-09"
10615	gray Yeg's Motel stationery	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10616	Yeg's Motel minibar key	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10617	tumbling sizzling desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10618	spinning frost-rimed desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10619	huge uncanny desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10620	nasty desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10621	cyan greasy desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10622	chess set	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10623	upside-down shaking onyx king	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10624	shaking onyx queen	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10625	shaking onyx rook	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10626	shaking onyx bishop	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10627	onyx knight	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10628	onyx pawn	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10629	alabaster king	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10630	spinning alabaster queen	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10631	alabaster rook	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10632	alabaster bishop	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10633	purple alabaster knight	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10634	alabaster pawn	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10635	bagged Cargo Cultist Shorts	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-09"
10636	forbidden Samson's Herculean strapping Cargo Cultist Shorts	0		Muscle: +5, Experience (Muscle): 6, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2020-09"
10637	complicated device	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10638	tolerable high-proof flask of moonshine	9	good	Last Available: "2020-09"
10639	Da Vinci's stylish slick sea-worn candlestick	0		Moxie: 35, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Last Available: "2020-09"
10640	Universal Seasoning	0		
10641	dry tarnished super-deionized null-day exploit	0		Effect: "Rainbow Bright", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2025-12"
10642	flame orb	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10643	bland mirror chocolate chip muffin	3	decent	
10644	wobbly Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-10"
10645	Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read)	0		Last Available: "2020-10"
10646	packaged knock-off retro superhero cape	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-11"
10647	Vampire Slicer trench cape	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +50, Hot Resistance: +3, Cold Resistance: +3, Spooky Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +3
10648	box o' ghosts	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10649	gregarious ghostling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10650	narrow grinning ghostling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10651	greedy ghostling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10652	subscription cocoa dispenser	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10653	aerosolized frozen irradiated fortifying hot cocoa	0		Effect: "Vented Spleen", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2020-12"
10654	ionized shaking boiling hot cocoa	0		Effect: "Greased-Up Familiar", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2020-12"
10655	super-cold-filtered cool hot cocoa	0		Effect: "Salt Rockin'", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2020-12"
10656	pickled overly-fancy hot cocoa	0		Effect: "The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2020-12"
10657	galvanized hot cocoa au beurre	0		Effect: "Net Tea", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2020-12"
10658	chilled denatured hot cocoa with rainbow marshmallows	0		Effect: "You Know Who to Call", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2020-12"
10659	stiffened Book of Old-Timey Carols	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Last Available: "2020-12"
10660	boxer's Crimbo smile	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Last Available: "2020-12"
10661	brainy SalesCo sample kit	0		Mysticality: +5, Last Available: "2020-12"
10662	pressed twirling candy harmonica	0		Effect: "Over-Familiar With Dactyls", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2020-12"
10663	energized sugar	0		Effect: "Human-Orc Hybrid", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2020-12"
10664	denatured multi-level marzipan	0		Effect: "Jerky, Boy", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2020-12"
10665	purple censurious plastic Crimbo caroler	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2020-12"
10666	ghostly chaotic plastic multi-level marketer	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2020-12"
10667	yellow supercharged plastic Crimbo cheer	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2020-12"
10668	chaotic plastic Mirth	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2020-12"
10669	pulsating plastic Penny of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2020-12"
10670	blurry overflowing gift basket	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10671	red tumbling personalized wassail stein	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10672	teal skewed tabletop candy dispenser	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10673	ghostly hale neck wreath	0		Maximum HP: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10674	olive nippy shining star cap	0		Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-12"
10675	skewed pulsating Van der Graaf nativity shorts	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2020-12"
10676	friendly myrrh pouch of Flo-Jo	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Initiative: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10677	wholesome wicked frankincenser	0		Spell Damage: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2020-12"
10678	asbestos-lined quilted gilded trumpet	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10679	reassuring &quot;reusable&quot; grocery bag	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-12"
10680	spinning banded wine carrier	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-12"
10681	clever candy bucket	0		Maximum MP: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-12"
10682	quantum nitrogenated liquefied gray squat prescription teeth whitener	0		Effect: "Ooh, Umami!", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2020-12"
10683	corrupted huge imported lemon lozenge	0		Effect: "Smoking like a Bandit", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2020-12"
10684	electrified squat hermedisiac cologne	0		Effect: "Radiated and Grodiated", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2020-12"
10685	upside-down government food shipment	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10686	yellow government booze shipment	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10687	government candy shipment	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10688	red Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10689	Crimbo Carol tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10690	blue Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10691	blurry food drive button	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10692	olive booze drive button	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10693	upside-down pulsating candy drive button	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10694	food mailing list	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10695	booze mailing list	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10696	candy mailing list	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10697	experienced fruit bat of terror	0		Experience: +2, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10698	lion tamer's hale tinsel orb	0		Maximum HP: +20, Experience (familiar): +2, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Last Available: "2020-12"
10699	zippy snowpack of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Initiative: +20, Class: "Pastamancer", Last Available: "2020-12"
10700	blurry green scandalous Satan hat of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Sleaze Damage: +5, Class: "Sauceror", Last Available: "2020-12"
10701	vibrating Crimbo stockings of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Class: "Disco Bandit", Last Available: "2020-12"
10702	smartaleck's poncho de azucar of bravery	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Spooky Resistance: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Last Available: "2020-12"
10703	upside-down The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1	0		Skill: "Long Winter's Nap", Last Available: "2020-12"
10704	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used)	0		Skill: "Long Winter's Nap", Last Available: "2020-12"
10705	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2	0		Skill: "Bowl Full of Jelly", Last Available: "2020-12"
10706	blinking The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used)	0		Skill: "Bowl Full of Jelly", Last Available: "2020-12"
10707	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3	0		Skill: "Ashes and Soot", Last Available: "2020-12"
10708	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used)	0		Skill: "Ashes and Soot", Last Available: "2020-12"
10709	shaking The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4	0		Skill: "Eye and a Twist", Last Available: "2020-12"
10710	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used)	0		Skill: "Eye and a Twist", Last Available: "2020-12"
10711	huge The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5	0		Skill: "Dimples, How Merry!", Last Available: "2020-12"
10712	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used)	0		Skill: "Dimples, How Merry!", Last Available: "2020-12"
10713	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6	0		Skill: "Chubby and Plump", Last Available: "2020-12"
10714	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used)	0		Skill: "Chubby and Plump", Last Available: "2020-12"
10715	special delicious and pepper (stale)	3	awesome	Effect: "[1609]Dancin' Fool", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2020-12"
10716	drinkable twirling cranberry margarita (brackish)	3	good	Last Available: "2020-12"
10717	gray blurry fuzzy polar bear ears	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2020-12"
10718	blue nose	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2020-12"
10719	goose mask	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2020-12"
10720	drinkable extra-dry barrel-aged eggnog	5	good	Last Available: "2020-12"
10721	spoiled snack-sized enchanted hand-crafted candy cane	2	crappy	Effect: "Gonna Get You, Sucker", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2020-12"
10722	rotten massive drive-thru burger	7	crappy	Last Available: "2020-12"
10723	spirit-forward perfectly mixed Boulevardier cocktail	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2020-12"
10724	vacuum-sealed ghostly Hotwire&trade; brand candy rope	0		Effect: "Antsy in your Pantsy", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2020-12"
10725	rotten bowl full of jelly	3	crappy	Last Available: "2020-12"
10726	mediocre jittery Eye and a Twist	3	decent	Last Available: "2020-12"
10727	altered deionized Chubby and Plump bar	0		Effect: "Hobo Flavor", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2020-12"
10728	squat digibritches	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10729	yellow packaged crystal ball	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-01"
10730	crystal ball	0		Initiative: +50, Last Available: "2021-01", Item Drop (sporadic): +25
10731	shaking fresh can of paint	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-12"
10732	shaking fresh coat of paint	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10733	huge emotion chip	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-02", Skill: "Emotionally Chipped"
10734	gray spinal-fluid-covered emotion chip	0		Last Available: "2021-02", Skill: "Emotionally Chipped"
10735	robo-battery	0		
10736	spinning Thwaitgold listening bug statuette	0		
10737	power seed	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-03"
10738	jittery potted power plant	0		Last Available: "2021-03"
10739	colloidal battery (AAA)	0		Effect: "Belch the Rainbow&trade;", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2021-03"
10740	warmed electrified battery (AA)	0		Effect: "Sweet, Nuts", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2021-03"
10741	improved battery (D)	0		Effect: "Dweeby", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2021-03"
10742	quantum super-altered boiled battery (9-Volt)	0		Effect: "Initiative and Let Die", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2021-03"
10743	liquefied huge narrow battery (lantern)	0		Effect: "Cheered Up", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2021-03"
10744	quadruple-alkaline battery (car)	0		Effect: "Amorphous Cheer", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2021-03"
10745	cryptocloak	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10746	marshmallow	0		
10747	irresponsibly strong hand-crafted blurry marshmallow bomb	6	EPIC	Last Available: "2021-03"
10748	mirror packaged backup camera	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-04"
10749	backup camera	0		Maximum HP / MP: +20, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Back-Up to your Last Enemy", Last Available: "2021-04"
10750	shortest-order cook	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-05"
10751	plate	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10752	corrupted short beer	0		Effect: "Thaumodynamic", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2021-05"
10753	magnetized ghostly short stack of pancakes	0		Effect: "Super-Electrified", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2021-05"
10754	liquefied short stick of butter	0		Effect: "Frozen Hands", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2021-05"
10755	vacuum-sealed short glass of water	0		Effect: "Carrion' On", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2021-05"
10756	pressed modified jittery narrow short	0		Effect: "Gutterminded", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2021-05"
10757	Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette	0		
10758	quantum of familiar	0		
10759	ghostly mansplainer's familiar scrapbook of the boozehound	0		Monster Level: +15, Booze Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Show Your Boring Familiar Pictures", Last Available: "2021-06"
10760	packaged familiar scrapbook	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-06"
10761	cyan clan underground fireworks shop	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10762	fuchsia hardy extremely unsafe Socratic fedora-mounted fountain	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10763	squat Temple Grandin's Tesla electrified sombrero-mounted sparkler	0		Familiar Weight: +7, MP Regen Min: 10, MP Regen Max: 15, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10764	experienced porkpie-mounted popper of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Experience: +2, Item Drop: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10765	teal huge rocket	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10766	rocket	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10767	rocket	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10768	flavorless upside-down fire crackers	4	decent	Last Available: "2021-07"
10769	Arr, M80	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10770	cyan lard-coated greasy Catherine Wheel	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: 35, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10771	fortified smartaleck's rocket boots	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Damage Absorption: +60, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10772	stiffened strapping sparkler	0		Muscle: +5, Damage Reduction: 1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10773	ghostly huge Our Daily Candles&trade; order form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-08"
10774	galvanized upside-down Scent of a Human&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Superioreo", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2021-08"
10775	Vulcanized quadruple-energized The Beast Within&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Slimily Strong", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2021-08"
10776	colloidal Salsa Caliente&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Mad at Science", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2021-08"
10777	warmed mirror ghostly Smoldering Clover&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Lemon Enlightenment", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2021-08"
10778	irradiated dry Napalm In The Morning&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Bloody-minded", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2021-08"
10779	mirror lime green sharpshooter's stiffened extra-large utility candle	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10780	careful runed taper candle of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Monster Level: -10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10781	spinning up-at-dawn family-friendly quilted novelty sparkling candle	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Adventures: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10782	bouncing flame-retardant wizardly Abracandalabra	0		Mysticality: +25, Hot Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10783	thinker's extra-wide head candle of the overflowing toilet	0		Mysticality: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10784	denatured natural magick candle	0		Effect: "Become Intensely interested", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2021-08"
10785	concentrated rainbow glitter candle	0		Effect: "Powdered", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2021-08"
10786	improved aerosolized skewed banana candle	0		Effect: "Patent Alacrity", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2021-08"
10787	diffused blinking ear candle	0		Effect: "Nutrient-Rich", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2021-08"
10788	aerosolized modified votive of confidence	0		Effect: "Polka Face", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2021-08"
10789	water candle of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Water: 3, Lasts Until Rollover
10790	tumbling shellacked B. L. A. R. T.	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "B. L. A. R. T. Spray (narrow)", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "B. L. A. R. T. Spray (medium)", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "B. L. A. R. T. Spray (wide)"
10791	Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette	0		
10792	empty nacho cheese can	0		Water: 1
10793	literal bucket hat	0		Water: 5
10794	shaking rainproof barrel caulk	0		
10795	pulsating pump grease	0		
10796	packaged industrial fire extinguisher	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-09"
10797	squat Oprah's energetic steel-toed experienced groovy Rosewater's industrial fire extinguisher	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Moxie Percent: +10, Experience: +2, Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum MP Percent: 70, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam 'em Up", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Polar Vortex", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam Yourself", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Blast the Area", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Zone Specific", Last Available: "2021-09"
10798	The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells	0		Skill: "Dead Nostrils", Last Available: "2021-08"
10799	The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read)	0		Skill: "Dead Nostrils", Last Available: "2021-08"
10800	1950 Vampire Vintner wine	1	awesome	Last Available: "2021-10"
10801	bottled Vampire Vintner	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-10"
10802	French-Transylvanian Dictionary	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10803	packaged Daylight Shavings Helmet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-11"
10804	Lo Pan's rock-hard Daylight Shavings Helmet of vim and vigor	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2021-11"
10805	mirror eggwater	1	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10806	adequate super-sized purple bread man	5	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10807	tasty spinning plain candy cane	4	awesome	Last Available: "2021-12"
10808	spoiled flour cookie	3	crappy	Last Available: "2021-12"
10809	quilted plastic food lab	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10810	blurry reassuring plastic nog lab	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10811	twirling plastic chem lab of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10812	plastic primary lab of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10813	cool plastic Cheer Core	0		Moxie: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10814	spinning packaged medicine cabinet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-12"
10815	medicine cabinet	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10816	ghostly asbestos-lined friendly padded ice crown	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Familiar Weight: +3, Hot Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-12"
10817	teal Van der Graaf baleful jeans of Flo-Jo	0		Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +100, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-12"
10818	flame-retardant ice wrap of temperance of the early riser	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-12"
10819	moldy huge olive tofu pop	7	crappy	Last Available: "2021-12"
10820	moldy snack-sized bowl of prescription candy	2	crappy	Last Available: "2021-12"
10821	flavorless half-sized fishcake	2	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10822	snack-sized spoiled bone broth	2	crappy	Last Available: "2021-12"
10823	huge adequate star pop	8	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10824	lousy weak Doc's Fortifying Wine	2	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10825	perfectly mixed maroon skewed Doc's Smartifying Wine	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2021-12"
10826	lousy watered-down jittery Doc's Limbering Wine	2	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10827	triple-distilled smooth twirling Doc's Medical-Grade Wine	10	awesome	Last Available: "2021-12"
10828	pickled Homebodyl&trade;	1		Effect: "Big Flaming Whip", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2021-12"
10829	distilled Extrovermectin&trade;	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10830	powdered twirling mirror Breathitin&trade;	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10831	twisted twirling Fleshazole&trade;	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10832	polymerized enhanced pressed maroon anti-burn cream	0		Effect: "Pumped Stomach", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2021-12"
10833	colloidal improved maroon anti-freeze cream	0		Effect: "The Wisdom... of the Future", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2021-12"
10834	corrupted anti-goosebump cream	0		Effect: "Seeing Colors", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2021-12"
10835	nitrogenated chilled anti-odor cream	0		Effect: "Army of One", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2021-12"
10836	dry spinning anti-creep cream	0		Effect: "Truly Gritty", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2021-12"
10837	flattened anti-pain cream	0		Effect: "Crimbo Flavor", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2021-12"
10838	tolerable twirling Doc's Special Reserve Wine	3	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10839	moldy diet bread pie	1	crappy	Last Available: "2021-12"
10840	perfectly mixed clear Russian	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2021-12"
10841	spinning ghostly zero-trust tanktop	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10842	Crimbo ball	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10843	Crimbo ball	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10844	purple spinning gooified animal matter	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10845	gooified vegetable matter	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10846	cyan gooified mineral matter	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10847	apple brown pudding pie	3	EPIC	Effect: "Hoity Toity", Effect Duration: 13
10848	extra-sweet chocolate and pear nog	3	good	Effect: "Hoity Toity", Effect Duration: 33
10849	coagulated plum pudding isomers	2		Effect: "Festively Experimented-Upon", Effect Duration: 50
10850	blinking goo magnet	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10851	shaking wizardly cozy scarf	0		Mysticality: +25, Last Available: "2021-12"
10852	normal huge Crimbo cookie	3	good	Last Available: "2023-06"
10853	wet double-diffused fleshy putty	0		Effect: "Extra-Wet", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2021-12"
10854	sharpshooter's third ear	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10855	festive egg sac	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10856	poisonsettia	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10857	peppermint-scented socks of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2021-12"
10858	the Crymbich Manuscript	0		Skill: "Ancient Crymbo Lore", Last Available: "2021-12"
10859	projectile chemistry set	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10860	depleted Crimbonium football helmet of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2021-12"
10861	squat synthetic rock	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10862	adequate low-calorie &quot;caramel&quot;	1	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10863	pulsating huge healthy self-repairing earmuffs	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2021-12"
10864	twirling greasy carnivorous potted plant	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2021-12"
10865	cyan universal biscuit	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10866	blue yule hatchet of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2021-12"
10867	potato alarm clock	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10868	flavorless lab-grown meat	4	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10869	shaking resourceful fleece	0		Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2021-12"
10870	boxed gumball machine	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10871	cloning kit	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10872	teal squat wholesome pants	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2021-12"
10873	MacGyver's brawny can of mixed everything of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Muscle Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2021-12"
10874	Site Alpha ID badge	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10875	blurry tumbling the Crymbich Manuscript (used)	0		Skill: "Ancient Crymbo Lore", Last Available: "2021-12"
10876	big delicious meatball	5	awesome	Last Available: "2021-12"
10877	skewed cloned monster	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10878	blinking meatball machine	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10879	refurbished air fryer	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10880	altered huge fried air	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10881	11-leaf clover	0		
10882	lime green narrow carton of astral energy drinks	0		
10883	boiled astral energy drink	1		Effect: "Man's Worst Enemy", Effect Duration: 50
10884	mint condition magnifying glass	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
10885	executive gravedigger's Sinatra's magnifying glass	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Spooky Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2022-12"
10886	enchanted lousy void lager	4	decent	Effect: "Orc Chops", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2022-12"
10887	spoiled spinning void burger	4	crappy	Last Available: "2022-12"
10888	void stone	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
10889	huge olive greedy wizardly void shard of the bloodbag of the cheetah	0		Mysticality: +25, Maximum HP: +100, Meat Drop: +20, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2022-12"
10890	undrilled cosmic bowling ball	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-01"
10891	tumbling cosmic bowling ball	0		Last Available: "2022-01"
10892	combat lover's locket lockbox	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-02"
10893	smartaleck's combat lover's locket	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Single Equip, Gear Drop: [pref(locketPhylum,demon)*50], Last Available: "2022-02"
10894	Thwaitgold protozoa statuette	0		
10895	squat grey gosling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-03"
10896	grey down vest	0		Experience (familiar): +2
10897	trojan horseshoe	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10898	undamaged Unbreakable Umbrella	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-04"
10899	Fonzie's unbreakable umbrella (broken) of James Dean of Calamity Jane of horror	0		Experience (Moxie): 4, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Spooky Spell Damage: +25
10900	squat MayDay&trade; contract	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-05"
10901	MayDay&trade; supply package	0		Last Available: "2022-05"
10902	extra-corrupted polymerized emergency glowstick	0		Effect: "Stinky Hands", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2022-05"
10903	survival knife of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10904	blurry dangerous crank-powered radio on a lanyard	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10905	Sherlock's headlamp	0		Item Drop: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10906	Sinatra's beefcake's thermal blanket of horror	0		Muscle: +25, Experience (Moxie): +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10907	squat inspector's atlas of local maps	0		Item Drop: +15, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10908	adjusted spinning spare battery	0		Effect: "A Taste of Rainbow", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2022-05"
10909	upside-down space blanket	0		Last Available: "2022-05"
10910	Vulcanized adjusted single-use dust mask	0		Effect: "Pork Power", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2022-05"
10911	adjusted electrified blurry gaffer's tape	0		Effect: "Okee-Dokee, Smokee", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2022-05"
10912	yummy huge 20-lb can of rice and beans	3	awesome	Last Available: "2022-05"
10913	blinking bar of freeze-dried water	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2022-05"
10914	jumbo flavorless expired MRE	5	decent	Last Available: "2022-05"
10915	tiny stale cool mint precipice bar	1	decent	Last Available: "2022-05"
10916	yummy carrot cake precipice bar	4	awesome	Last Available: "2022-05"
10917	The Big Book of Every Skill	0		
10918	wobbly ghostly Thwaitgold harvestman statuette	0		
10919	gray packaged June cleaver	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-06"
10920	electrified strapping June cleaver of bravery	0		Muscle: +5, Spooky Resistance: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Attacks Can't Miss, Last Available: "2022-06"
10921	lousy jittery Dad's brandy	4	decent	Last Available: "2022-06"
10922	blinking nippy forbidden teacher's pen	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2022-06"
10923	spoiled half-sized spinning yellow narrow fire-roasted lake trout	2	crappy	Last Available: "2022-06"
10924	yummy enchanted twirling guilty sprout	4	awesome	Effect: "Human-Elf Hybrid", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2022-06"
10925	blinking knitted energetic mother's necklace	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2022-06"
10926	ionized ghostly trampled ticket stub	0		Effect: "Spiky Frozen Hair", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2022-06"
10927	frozen activated polarized savings bond	0		Effect: "Comic Violence", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2022-06"
10928	designer sweatpants (new stock)	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-07"
10929	designer sweatpants	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flick", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flood", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Spray", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Sip", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Make Sweat-Ade", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drench Yourself in Sweat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sip Some Sweat", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Sweat Out Some Booze", Last Available: "2022-07"
10930	distilled blurry sweat-ade	1		Last Available: "2022-07"
10931	unopened stillsuit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-08"
10932	stillsuit	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Damage: +10, Last Available: "2022-08"
10933	thick dinosaur	0		
10934	shaking dinosaur scale	0		
10935	pristine dinosaur feather	0		
10936	nasty dinosaur spike	0		
10937	ghostly pterodactyl rifle of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Snipe Pterodactyl"
10938	birdseed hat	0		
10939	flatusaur gasmask	0		
10940	dinosaur dart	0		
10941	enhanced pickled Dino DNAde&trade;	0		Effect: "Gunky Dory", Effect Duration: 20
10942	dinosaur repellent	0		
10943	Samson's camouflage vest	0		Experience (Muscle): +5
10944	Dinodollar	0		
10945	maroon valuable dinosaur droppings	0		
10946	fuchsia dinosaur pheromone kit	0		
10947	pulsating twirling censurious scandalous wicked awkward dinosaur research harness	0		Spell Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +3
10948	banded reflective vest	0		Damage Absorption: +100
10949	dinosaur of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3
10950	upside-down Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette	0		
10951	packaged Jurassic Parka	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-09"
10952	yellow blinking asbestos-lined Jurassic Parka of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Hot Resistance: +5, Avoid Attack: 1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Engage ultra-attractive parka mode", Last Available: "2022-09"
10953	blurry boxed autumn-aton	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-10"
10954	skewed autumn-aton	0		Last Available: "2022-10"
10955	ionized polymerized autumn leaf	0		Effect: "Saucefingers", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2022-10"
10956	perfectly mixed weak AutumnFest ale	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2022-10"
10957	blurry ribald strapping autumn sweater-weather sweater of bravery	0		Muscle: +5, Sleaze Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-10"
10958	blinking red coward's razor-sharp autumn debris shield of dire peril of horror	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Monster Level: -20, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-10"
10959	stale bite-sized autumn-spice donut	1	decent	Last Available: "2022-10"
10960	quadruple-dry ionized cold-filtered autumn dollar	0		Effect: "Inner Warmth", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2022-10"
10961	resourceful autumn leaf pendant of the bloodbag of the storm	0		Maximum HP: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Maximum MP: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-10"
10962	modified green ghostly autumn breeze	1		Last Available: "2022-10"
10963	non-adjusted cold-filtered enhanced tumbling autumn years wisdom	0		Effect: "Flexibili Tea", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2022-10"
10964	yellow familiar-in-the-middle wrapper	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10965	bad Oopsie IPA	4	decent	Last Available: "2022-10"
10966	squat mummified entombed cookbookbat	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-11"
10967	tumbling Yeast of Boris	0		Last Available: "2022-11"
10968	shaking St. Sneaky Pete's Whey	0		Last Available: "2022-11"
10969	blue Vegetable of Jarlsberg	0		Last Available: "2022-11"
10970	diet moldy shaking ratatouille de Jarlsberg	1	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
10971	yummy half-sized huge Jarlsberg's vegetable soup	2	awesome	Last Available: "2022-11"
10972	flavorless roasted vegetable of Jarlsberg	3	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
10973	miniature normal fancy yellow St. Pete's sneaky smoothie	2	good	Effect: "Anytwo Five Elevenis?", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2022-11"
10974	decent Pete's wiley whey bar	4	good	Last Available: "2022-11"
10975	tasty Pete's rich ricotta	3	awesome	Last Available: "2022-11"
10976	enchanted hand-crafted bouncing Boris's beer	3	EPIC	Effect: "Lit Up", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2022-11"
10977	adequate snack-sized honey bun of Boris	2	good	Last Available: "2022-11"
10978	adequate special Boris's bread	4	good	Effect: "Twen Tea", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2022-11"
10979	Recipe of Before Yore: ratatouille de Jarlsberg	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "ratatouille de Jarlsberg"
10980	Recipe of Before Yore: Jarlsberg's vegetable soup	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Jarlsberg's vegetable soup"
10981	narrow Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable of J.	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "roasted vegetable of Jarlsberg"
10982	Recipe of Before Yore: St. Pete's sneaky smoothie	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "St. Pete's sneaky smoothie"
10983	Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's wily whey bar	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Pete's wiley whey bar"
10984	pulsating Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's rich ricotta	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Pete's rich ricotta"
10985	Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's beer	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Boris's beer"
10986	shaking Recipe of Before Yore: honey bun of Boris	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "honey bun of Boris"
10987	Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's bread	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Boris's bread"
10988	snack-sized normal baked veggie ricotta casserole	2	good	Last Available: "2022-11"
10989	toothsome immense enchanted plain calzone	7	awesome	Effect: "Concentration", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2022-11"
10990	stale roasted vegetable focaccia	3	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
10991	adequate low-calorie blinking Pizza of Legend	1	good	Last Available: "2022-11"
10992	toothsome Calzone of Legend	4	awesome	Last Available: "2022-11"
10993	Recipe of Before Yore: Calzone of Legend	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Calzone of Legend"
10994	cyan Recipe of Before Yore: Pizza of Legend	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Pizza of Legend"
10995	spinning Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable focaccia	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "roasted vegetable focaccia"
10996	Recipe of Before Yore: plain calzone	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "plain calzone"
10997	blinking fuchsia shaking Recipe of Before Yore: baked veggie ricotta	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "baked veggie ricotta casserole"
10998	jittery cookbookbat book	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10999	tumbling Recipe of Before Yore: Deep Dish of Legend	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Deep Dish of Legend"
11000	enchanted tasty Deep Dish of Legend	3	awesome	Effect: "Gamer Rage", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2022-11"
11001	deed to Oliver's Place	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-01"
11002	drink chit	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11003	government per-diem	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11004	narrow twirling Jim Carey's prohie's hat	0		Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2024-01"
11005	extra-ionized flattened ghostly blinking imported taffy	0		Effect: "Blood-Gorged", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2024-01"
11006	stanky educational Charleston shoes	0		Experience: +1, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-01"
11007	olive booze bindle	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11008	pulsating extremely unsafe brawny rare oboe	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2024-01"
11009	skewed steel-toed bullet necklace of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Damage Reduction: 9, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-01"
11010	big toothsome yellow swamp haunch	5	awesome	Last Available: "2024-01"
11011	Temple Grandin's arcane researcher's gator shades	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Familiar Weight: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-01"
11012	milk cap	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11013	acceptable practically non-alcoholic mirror Charleston Choo-Choo	1	good	Last Available: "2024-01"
11014	artisanal Velvet Veil	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-01"
11015	acceptable Marltini	3	good	Last Available: "2024-01"
11016	lousy irresponsibly strong tumbling Strong, Silent Type	8	decent	Last Available: "2024-01"
11017	perfectly mixed Mysterious Stranger	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-01"
11018	weak lousy Champagne Shimmy	2	decent	Last Available: "2024-01"
11019	upside-down the Sot's parcel	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11020	rosy-cheeked ceramic cestus of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: 80, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Punch", Last Available: "2023-12"
11021	family-friendly dog trainer's resourceful ceramic centurion shield	0		Maximum MP: +50, Experience (familiar): +1, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Bash", Last Available: "2023-12"
11022	ceramic celery grater of Gandalf of the empath	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Grate", Last Available: "2023-12"
11023	friendly savvy ceramic celsiturometer of the storm	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Familiar Weight: +3, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Boil", Last Available: "2023-12"
11024	upside-down scorching frosty ceramic cerecloth belt of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Skullgaze", Last Available: "2023-12"
11025	nippy fortified strapping ceramic cenobite's robe	0		Muscle: +5, Damage Absorption: +60, Cold Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Cenobitize", Last Available: "2023-12"
11026	dried maroon jittery ceramic scree	1		Last Available: "2023-12"
11027	anodized activated extra-hard jawbreaker	0		Effect: "Hair on Your Chest", Effect Duration: 55
11028	censurious thinker's chiffon chevrons of the early riser	0		Mysticality: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11029	MacGyver's steel-toed occult chiffon chapeau	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum MP: +100, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11030	yellow scandalous curative supercool chiffon chamberpot	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11031	narrow foul-smelling hardy rosy-cheeked chiffon chemise	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +50, Stench Damage: +10, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11032	flame-retardant nasty forbidden chiffon chakram	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Stench Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +1, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11033	skewed sinister boxer's chiffon chaps	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +5, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11034	modified chiffon carbage	1		Last Available: "2023-12"
11035	adjusted adjusted chiffon lemon	0		Effect: "Hyphemariffic", Effect Duration: 14
11036	stale chocomotive	3	decent	Last Available: "2022-12"
11037	stale small blurry freightcake	2	decent	Last Available: "2022-12"
11038	mediocre cabooze	4	decent	Last Available: "2022-12"
11039	plastic caboose	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11040	Sinatra's plastic passenger car	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Last Available: "2022-12"
11041	teal twirling veiny plastic dining car	0		Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2022-12"
11042	dance instructor's plastic coal car of doom	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2022-12"
11043	narrow lime green grievous plastic locomotive	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2022-12"
11044	packaged model train set	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-12"
11045	squat model train set	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11046	Crimbo training manual	0		
11047	Abuela Crimbo's special magnet	0		
11048	Trainbot radar monocle	0		Single Equip
11049	squat pile of Trainbot parts	0		
11050	flattened pressed pulsating lime green Trainbot circuitry	0		Effect: "Adrenaline Rush", Effect Duration: 13
11051	magnetized electrified Trainbot tubing	0		Effect: "Hypercubed", Effect Duration: 37
11052	energized aerosolized Trainbot plating	0		Effect: "Stinky Weapon", Effect Duration: 36
11053	enhanced Trainbot optics	0		Effect: "Innately Strong", Effect Duration: 38
11054	denatured activated galvanized spinning Trainbot servomotors	0		Effect: "Human-Human Hybrid", Effect Duration: 35
11055	quadruple-pressed vacuum-sealed Trainbot linkages	0		Effect: "Optimist Primal", Effect Duration: 54
11056	ping-pong paddle	0		Single Equip
11057	skewed ping-pong ball	0		
11058	Trainbot harness of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
11059	ping-pong table	0		
11060	Crimbo train emergency brake	0		
11061	ghostly Trainbot autoassembly module	0		
11062	arcane researcher's strapping head-mounted Trainbot of the storm	0		Muscle: +5, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2022-12"
11063	censurious extremely unsafe leg-mounted Trainbots of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2022-12"
11064	mansplainer's energetic Rosewater's shoulder-mounted Trainbot	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Monster Level: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2022-12"
11065	pulsating cinnamon machine oil	0		
11066	Crimbo crystal shards	0		
11067	artisanal dregs of a Crimbo cocktail	3	EPIC	
11068	twirling lost elf luggage	0		
11069	purple Trainbot luggage hook	0		Single Equip
11070	stale honey-drenched ham slice	4	decent	
11071	drinkable mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine	3	good	
11072	bland purple Crimbo food scraps	4	decent	
11073	arm towel	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11074	automatic wine thief	0		Single Equip
11075	gray table-scraper	0		Single Equip
11076	Trainbot slag	0		
11077	blinking tumbling industrially-crushed ice	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11078	rotten spinning steamed oyster	3	crappy	
11079	really nice lump of coal	0		
11080	skewed deactivated mini-Trainbot	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11081	steam unit	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11082	crystal Crimbo goblet	0		
11083	spinning crystal Crimbo platter	0		
11084	triple-distilled aged bouncing blinking Crimbosmopolitan	6	awesome	Last Available: "2022-12"
11085	low-calorie rotten Crimbo dinner	1	crappy	Last Available: "2022-12"
11086	olive squat overloaded Yule battery	0		Familiar Weight: +25, Last Available: "2022-12"
11087	train whistle	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11088	The Superconductor's CPU	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2022-12"
11089	unoccupied sheep suit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-12"
11090	half-height cigar	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11091	grubby wool	0		
11092	inspector's gravedigger's extremely unsafe grubby wool hat	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spooky Damage: +10, Item Drop: +15
11093	bouncing spinning hale grubby wool scarf of mayonnaise	0		Maximum HP: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
11094	hale healthy grubby wool trousers of Gandalf	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Maximum HP: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +20
11095	blinking executive studded quilted grubby wool gloves of the empath	0		Damage Absorption: 120, Familiar Weight: +5, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip
11096	narrow grubby wool beerwarmer	0		
11097	tolerable nice warm beer	4	good	
11098	grubby woolball	0		
11099	Rock Garden Guide	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-01"
11100	packet of rock seeds	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11101	groveling gravel	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11102	compressed fruity pebble	1		Effect: "Extra Terrestrial", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2023-01"
11103	lodestone	0		Effect: "Loded", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2023-01"
11104	milestone	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11105	bolder boulder	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11106	molehill mountain	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11107	whet stone	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11108	pulsating hard rock	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11109	shaking stalagmite	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11110	mirror chocolate covered ping-pong ball	0		
11112	small adequate pixel bread	2	good	
11113	strong lousy pixel whiskey	5	decent	
11114	pixel rock	0		
11115	S.I.T. Course Voucher	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-02"
11116	S.I.T. Course Completion Certificate	0		Last Available: "2023-02"
11117	Vulcanized skewed glob of extra-green chlorophyll	0		Effect: "New Zeal", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2023-02"
11118	flattened double-vacuum-sealed bouncing mushroom	0		Effect: "Serendipi Tea", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2023-02"
11119	anodized ghostly fuchsia five-fingered fern resin	0		Effect: "Sneaky Serpentine Subtlety", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2023-02"
11120	moldy super-sized super good fruit	5	crappy	Last Available: "2023-02"
11121	vaporized energized spores	1		Last Available: "2023-02"
11122	zippy dog trainer's hot pepper	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Initiative: +20, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Hot", Last Available: "2023-02"
11123	activated olive bouncing out-of-work circus flea	0		Effect: "Mint-Condition Breath", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2023-02"
11124	jittery extra-grubby grub	0		Last Available: "2023-02"
11125	ionized boiled mirror fire ant pheromones	0		Effect: "Marco Polarity", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2023-02"
11126	pressed activated flapper fly	0		Effect: "Yet tea", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2023-02"
11127	bad shot of wasp venom	4	decent	Last Available: "2023-02"
11128	electrified ionized jittery squat filled mosquito	0		Effect: "Berry Statistical", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2023-02"
11129	adjusted anodized mirror ghostly shim of shame shale	0		Effect: "Ruthlessly Efficient", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2023-02"
11130	super-unsweetened pebble of proud pyrite	0		Effect: "Filled with Magic", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2023-02"
11131	electrified liquefied huge pile of gritty sand	0		Effect: "Human-Undead Hybrid", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2023-02"
11132	olive hollow rock	0		Last Available: "2023-02"
11133	concentrated mirror angry agate	0		Effect: "Full of Wist", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2023-02"
11134	cold-filtered adjusted magnetized blurry lump of loyal latite	0		Effect: "Jaba&ntilde;ero Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2023-02"
11135	yummy twirling shadow sausage	3	awesome	Last Available: "2023-03"
11136	twirling shaking Tesla energetic shadow skin	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2023-03"
11137	magnetized colloidal shadow flame	0		Effect: "Oh Snap", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2023-03"
11138	normal narrow shadow bread	4	good	Last Available: "2023-03"
11139	upside-down pulsating shadow ice	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11140	practically non-alcoholic bad jittery shadow fluid	1	decent	Last Available: "2023-03"
11141	shadow glass	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11142	shadow brick	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11143	shadow sinew	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11144	hand-crafted blue shadow venom	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-03"
11145	dehydrated teal shadow nectar	1		Last Available: "2023-03"
11146	sizzling deadly shadow stick of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Weapon Damage: +5, Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2023-03"
11147	narrow chaotic bat paw of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +10
11148	thinker's uncursed bat paw	0		Mysticality: +10
11149	coward's Herculean goblin cape of the scaredy-cat	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Monster Level: -35
11150	uncursed goblin cape of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3
11151	prompt banded dragon wishbone	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Adventures: +3
11152	uncursed dragon wishbone of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20
11153	red pulsating zippy gravedigger's fortified stats of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Damage Absorption: +60, Spooky Damage: +10, Initiative: +20
11154	Herculean uncursed stats	0		Experience (Muscle): +1
11155	wholesome arcane orb of Calamity Jane	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +15
11156	upside-down Fonzie's uncursed arcane orb	0		Experience (Moxie): +1
11157	mirror Sinatra's machete	0		Experience (Moxie): +5
11158	squat sinister uncursed machete	0		Spell Damage: +10
11159	mirror ghostly blanket	0		
11160	narrow uncursed blanket	0		
11161	stanky dog trainer's medallion of mayonnaise	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
11162	extremely unsafe uncursed medallion	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100
11163	Advanced Pig Skinning	0		
11164	The Cheese Wizard's Companion	0		
11165	Jazz Agent sheet music	0		
11166	Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette	0		
11167	cyan shadowy cheat sheet	0		Free Pull
11168	closed-circuit phone system	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-03"
11169	closed-circuit pay phone	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11170	shadow lighter	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11171	shadow heptahedron	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11172	ghostly shadow snowflake	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11173	shadow heart	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11174	shadow bucket	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11175	yellow shaking shadow wave	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11176	Rufus's shadow lodestone	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11177	chaotic groovy weightlifter's shadow chef's hat	0		Muscle: +15, Moxie Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2023-03"
11178	family-friendly energetic rosy-cheeked shadow trousers	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2023-03"
11179	wobbly knitted scorching shadow hammer	0		Hot Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2023-03"
11180	rosewater-soaked Jack Frost's Socratic shadow monocle	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-03"
11181	shadow candle	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shadow Flame", Last Available: "2023-03"
11182	flavorless shadow hot dog	4	decent	Last Available: "2023-03"
11183	weak hand-crafted shadow martini	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-03"
11184	mixed upside-down shadow pill	1		Effect: "Blessing of Squirtlcthulli", Effect Duration: 50
11185	blinking shadow needle	0		
11186	cursed monkey's paw	0		All Attributes: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, All Resistance: +2, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Slap", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Tickle", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Evil Monkey Eye", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Peace Sign", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Point", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Punch", Last Available: "2023-04"
11187	monkey glove	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-04"
11188	galvanized wobbly spinning shadow candy	0		Effect: "Mistified", Effect Duration: 69
11189	replica Mr. Accessory	0		
11190	replica Dark Jill-O-Lantern	0		
11191	replica hand turkey outline	0		
11192	spinning replica crimbo elfling	0		
11193	replica pygmy bugbear shaman	0		
11194	pulsating dedigitizer schematic: cyburger	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11195	replica gravy-covered maypole	0		Item Drop: +25
11196	blinking replica wax lips	0		Experience: +3
11197	replica Tome of Snowcone Summoning	0		
11198	dedigitizer schematic: cybeer	0		Last Available: "2025-12", Softcore Only
11199	wobbly clever replica jewel-eyed wizard hat of James Dean of the businessman	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum MP: +20, Meat Drop: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Magic Missile"
11200	medical-grade quilted grievous replica bottle-rocket crossbow	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Damage Absorption: +40, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire red bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire blue bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire orange bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire purple bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire black bottle-rocket"
11201	ghostly cyan skewed executive miser's coward's replica navel ring of navel gazing of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Monster Level: -20, Meat Drop: 50, Single Equip, Item Drop (sporadic): 4.25, Meat Drop (sporadic): 4.25
11202	huge lion tamer's therapeutic replica V for Vivala mask	0		Experience (familiar): +2, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Combat Item Damage Percent: 50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Creepy Grin"
11203	crafty steel-toed replica haiku katana of vim and vigor	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum MP: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Raindrop Attack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summer Siesta", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Falling Leaf Whirlwind", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Winter's Bite Technique", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "The 17 Cuts"
11204	replica box of fireworks	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire off a Roman Candle", Item Drop (sporadic): +12.5
11205	blinking replica cotton candy cocoon	0		
11206	sharpshooter's sinister grievous Rosewater's replica Elvish sunglasses	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Damage: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play an Accordion Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Guitar Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Drum Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Flute Solo"
11207	replica squamous polyp	0		
11208	maroon replica stone sphere	0		
11209	aromatic Samson's replica Greatest American Pants	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Stench Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +5
11210	replica organ grinder	0		
11211	green grievous brawny weightlifter's replica Juju Mojo Mask	0		Muscle: +15, Muscle Percent: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip
11212	red padded stylish replica Operation Patriot Shield of Flo-Jo	0		Moxie: +25, Damage Absorption: +20, Initiative: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Shield", Variable
11213	cyan replica Libram of Resolutions	0		
11214	foul-smelling rosy-cheeked experienced replica plastic vampire fangs	0		Experience: +2, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Feed"
11215	jittery replica angel	0		
11216	twirling replica Camp Scout backpack of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Drops Items
11217	replica deactivated nanobots	0		
11218	wobbly replica Apathargic Bandersnatch	0		
11219	twirling replica Smith's Tome	0		
11220	pulsating replica over-the-shoulder Folder Holder	0		
11221	spinning replica Order of the Green Thumb Order Form	0		
11222	ghostly narrow shrink-wrapped Cincho de Mayo	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-05"
11223	jittery MacGyver's hardy occult brawny Cincho de Mayo	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP: +50, Maximum MP: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Dispense Salt and Lime", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Soundtrack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Fiesta Exit", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Projectile Piñata", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Foul", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Confetti Extravaganza", Last Available: "2023-05"
11224	skewed dedigitizer schematic: psilocyber mushroom	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11225	replica Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab	0		
11226	replica still grill	0		
11227	replica Crimbo sapling	0		
11228	mirror replica puck	0		
11229	huge replica Chateau Mantegna room key	0		
11230	blurry replica Deck of Every Card	0		
11231	wobbly replica Source terminal	0		
11232	replica disconnected intergnat	0		
11233	replica Witchess Set	0		
11234	lime green skewed replica genie bottle	0		
11235	replica space planula	0		
11236	replica unpowered Robortender	0		
11237	replica Neverending Party invitation envelope	0		
11238	replica January's Garbage Tote	0		
11239	upside-down replica God Lobster Egg	0		
11240	avaricious ruddy quilted replica Fourth of May Cosplay Saber	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Meat Drop: +30, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Use the Force"
11241	toasty Van der Graaf beefcake's strapping replica Kramco Sausage-o-Matic&trade; of the glutton	0		Muscle: 30, Hot Damage: +5, Food Drop: +100, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
11242	fuchsia family-friendly reassuring fireproof Jeselnik's ruddy stiffened Fonzie's brawny replica hewn moon-rune spoon of the ox of the blizzard of the sweet-tooth	0		Muscle: +20, Muscle Percent: +20, Experience (Moxie): +1, Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +3, Spooky Resistance: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip, Alters Page Text, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Dragoon Platoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spittoon Monsoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Festoon Buffoon", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
11243	replica baby camelCalf	0		
11244	mansplainer's vibrating veiny educational replica Powerful Glove of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Experience: +1, Maximum HP: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Monster Level: +15, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Replace Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Shrink Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Invisible Avatar", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Triple Size"
11245	inspector's frosty educational weightlifter's replica Cargo Cultist Shorts	0		Muscle: +15, Experience: +1, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +15
11246	MacGyver's therapeutic stiffened educational beefcake's replica industrial fire extinguisher of the cheetah	0		Muscle: +25, Experience: +1, Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum MP: +100, Initiative: +60, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam 'em Up", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Polar Vortex", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam Yourself", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Blast the Area", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Zone Specific"
11247	replica crystal ball	0		Initiative: +50, Item Drop (sporadic): +25
11248	replica emotion chip	0		Skill: "Replica Emotionally Chipped"
11249	blinking up-at-dawn family-friendly replica Jurassic Parka	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Adventures: +5, Avoid Attack: 1
11250	tumbling replica grey gosling	0		
11251	upside-down shaking replica designer sweatpants	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flick", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flood", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Spray", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Sip", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Make Sweat-Ade", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drench Yourself in Sweat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sip Some Sweat", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Sweat Out Some Booze"
11252	blinking replica plastic pumpkin bucket	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +13, Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.35
11253	cyan huge replica Ten Dollars	0		
11254	nippy Oprah's brawny replica Cincho de Mayo of Flo-Jo	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Cold Damage: +10, Initiative: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Dispense Salt and Lime", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Soundtrack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Fiesta Exit", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Projectile Piñata", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Foul", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Confetti Extravaganza"
11255	tumbling Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette	0		
11256	shrink-wrapped 2002 Mr. Store Catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-06"
11257	2002 Mr. Store Catalog	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11258	up-at-dawn Sherlock's fireproof careful medical-grade Herculean &quot;I survived Y2K&quot; T-Shirt	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Monster Level: -10, Hot Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +25, Adventures: +5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-06"
11259	upside-down Letter from Carrie Bradshaw	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11260	scorching brawny pro skateboard	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Do a Kickflip", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Do a Method!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Do an epic McTwist!", Last Available: "2023-06"
11261	Mr. Accessaturday	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11262	Meat Butler	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11263	skewed Loathing Idol Microphone	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11264	Charter: Nellyville	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11265	pulsating Manual of Secret Door Detection	0		Last Available: "2023-06", Skill: "Secret Door Awareness"
11266	Sherlock's Flash Liquidizer Ultra Dousing Accessory	0		Item Drop: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Douse Foe", Last Available: "2023-06"
11267	miser's energetic hale Amulet of Perpetual Darkness of Leguizamo	0		Maximum HP: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Monster Level: +20, Meat Drop: +10, Blind, Last Available: "2023-06"
11268	fuchsia Giant monolith	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11269	ghostly Crimbo cookie sheet	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11270	VHS Tape	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11271	pickled concentrated scroll of minor invulnerability	0		Effect: "Pop-eyed", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2023-06"
11272	Lapis Lazuli	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11273	Eye Agate	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11274	Azurite	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11275	Arrow (+1)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11276	chilled adjusted scroll of protection from lycanthropes	0		Effect: "Optimist Primal", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2023-06"
11277	Loathing Idol Microphone (75% charged)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11278	Loathing Idol Microphone (50% charged)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11279	gray Loathing Idol Microphone (25% charged)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11280	Replica 2002 Mr. Store Catalog	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11281	Mr. Big's Wallet	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11282	triple-distilled hand-crafted cyan Sexy Cosmo	9	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-06"
11283	Souvenir Chopsticks	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11284	deadly smooth red-soled high heels	0		Moxie: +15, Weapon Damage: +5, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2023-06"
11285	special tiny decent cyburger	1	good	Effect: "Hella Smooth", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2025-12"
11286	Da Vinci's ncle leg	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5
11287	Sinatra's educational rutabuga bag	0		Experience: +1, Experience (Moxie): +5
11288	shaking mesquito proboscis of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7
11289	senate fly thorax of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15
11290	irradiated huge bug juice	0		Effect: "[1609]Dancin' Fool", Effect Duration: 20
11291	Van der Graaf spider leg	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
11292	blinking red boxer's beetle antenna	0		Muscle Percent: +10
11293	gray mantis skull of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100
11294	boiled frozen energized chitin powder	0		Effect: "Springy Fusilli", Effect Duration: 48
11295	red scorching razor-sharp daddy shortlegs leg	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Hot Damage: +25
11296	gray prompt birdybug antenna of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Adventures: +3
11297	greedy extremely unsafe kilopede skull	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Meat Drop: +20
11298	tarnished tarnished haemolymphnode	0		Effect: "Dreadful Smell", Effect Duration: 24
11299	Vulcanized ghostly chitin powder paste	0		Effect: "Spiky Hair", Effect Duration: 47
11300	maroon sleeping patriotic eagle	0		Free Pull
11301	purple claw-held flag	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11302	souvenir flag	0		
11303	name change form	0		
11304	mirror replica sleeping patriotic eagle	0		
11305	upside-down boxed august scepter	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-08"
11306	august scepter	0		All Attributes: +15, HP Regen Min: 10, HP Regen Max: 15, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 1st: Mountain Climbing Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 2nd: Find an Eleven-Leaf Clover Day", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 3rd: Watermelon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 4th: Water Balloon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 5th: Oyster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 6th: Fresh Breath Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 7th: Lighthouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 8th: Cat Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 9th: Hand Holding Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 10th: World Lion Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 11th: Presidential Joke Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 12th: Elephant Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 13th: Left/Off Hander's Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 14th: Financial Awareness  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 15th: Relaxation Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 16th: Roller Coaster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 17th: Thriftshop Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 18th: Serendipity Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 19th: Honey Bee Awareness Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 20th: Mosquito Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 21st: Spumoni Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 22nd: Tooth Fairy Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 23rd: Ride the Wind Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 24th: Waffle Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 25th: Banana Split Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 26th: Toilet Paper Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 27th: Just Because Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 28th: Race Your Mouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 29th: More Herbs, Less Salt  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 30th: Beach Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 31st: Cabernet Sauvignon  Day!", Last Available: "2023-08"
11307	normal blinking watermelon	4	good	Last Available: "2023-08"
11308	watermelon seed	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11309	bouncing water balloon	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11310	thriftshop coupon	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11311	normal waffle	3	good	Last Available: "2023-08"
11312	fixodent	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11313	mirror mirror blue cat o' nine teeth of the bloodbag of the scaredy-cat	0		Maximum HP: +100, Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2023-08"
11314	narrow skewed tooth cap of the cougar of the brazier	0		Moxie: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2023-08"
11315	padded savvy toothy trousers	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Damage Absorption: +20, Last Available: "2023-08"
11316	moldy special banana split	3	crappy	Effect: "Sludgesick", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2023-08"
11317	handful of toilet paper	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11318	Mrs. Rush	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11319	tumbling medal	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-08"
11320	enchanted fortified artisanal mirror shaking bottle of Cabernet Sauvignon	5	EPIC	Effect: "Mayeaugh", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2023-08"
11321	wobbly auspicious energetic Newton's baywatch	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Item Drop: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-08", Nonstackable Watch
11322	upside-down Pocket Guide to Mild Evil	0		Last Available: "2023-07", Skill: "Perpetrate Mild Evil"
11323	Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used)	0		Last Available: "2023-07", Skill: "Perpetrate Mild Evil"
11324	consolation ribbon	0		Familiar Weight: -10, Experience (familiar): -1, Last Available: "2023-08"
11325	replica august scepter	0		All Attributes: +15, HP Regen Min: 10, HP Regen Max: 15, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 1st: Mountain Climbing Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 2nd: Find an Eleven-Leaf Clover Day", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 3rd: Watermelon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 4th: Water Balloon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 5th: Oyster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 6th: Fresh Breath Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 7th: Lighthouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 8th: Cat Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 9th: Hand Holding Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 10th: World Lion Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 11th: Presidential Joke Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 12th: Elephant Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 13th: Left/Off Hander's Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 14th: Financial Awareness  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 15th: Relaxation Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 16th: Roller Coaster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 17th: Thriftshop Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 18th: Serendipity Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 19th: Honey Bee Awareness Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 20th: Mosquito Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 21st: Spumoni Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 22nd: Tooth Fairy Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 23rd: Ride the Wind Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 24th: Waffle Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 25th: Banana Split Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 26th: Toilet Paper Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 27th: Just Because Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 28th: Race Your Mouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 29th: More Herbs, Less Salt  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 30th: Beach Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 31st: Cabernet Sauvignon  Day!"
11326	pulsating Thwaitgold fairyfly statue	0		
11327	residual chitin paste	0		Skill: "Chitinous Soul"
11328	diluted narrow twirling spinning concentrated cooking	1		
11329	denatured squat meat	1		Effect: "Super-Mega-Charged", Effect Duration: 15
11330	boiled maroon narrow sparkling orb	1		
11331	vaporized bouncing lime green hardening cream	1		Effect: "Sweet and Red", Effect Duration: 45
11332	dehydrated squat red pool shark hair oil	1		Effect: "Phorcefullness", Effect Duration: 50
11333	book of facts	0		Skill: "Just the Facts", Last Available: "2023-09"
11334	book of facts (dog-eared)	0		Skill: "Just the Facts", Last Available: "2023-09"
11335	Dark Jill-of-All-Trades	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-10"
11336	mirror LED candle	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2023-10"
11337	upside-down map to a candy-rich block	0		Last Available: "2023-10"
11338	unsweetened polarized sampler size toothpaste	0		Effect: "Healthy, Elfy, and Wise", Effect Duration: 67
11339	Franken Stein	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Toast your enemy"
11340	A Guide to Burning Leaves	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-11", Leaves: +0.5
11341	inflammable leaf	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11342	upside-down rake	0		Item Drop: +1, Last Available: "2023-11", Leaves: +1.5
11343	wobbly smooth rake	0		Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2023-11", Leaves: +1.5
11344	narrow red autumnic bomb	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11345	forest canopy bed	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11346	day shortener	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11347	olive extra time	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11348	huge blurry Rosewater's boxer's autumnal aegis	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Mysticality Percent: +30, Last Available: "2023-11"
11349	galvanized liquefied distilled resin	0		Effect: "Robocamo", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2023-11"
11350	jittery super-heated leaf	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11351	lit leaf lasso	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11352	narrow tied-up leaflet	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11353	mirror tied-up monstera	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11354	olive tied-up leaviathan	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11355	therapeutic healthy impromptu torch	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-11"
11356	bouncing wool Lo Pan's fig leaf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Cold Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-11"
11357	lion tamer's smoldering drape of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Experience (familiar): +2, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-11"
11358	smoldering leafcutter ant egg	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11359	chaotic rock-hard deadly groovy leaf crown of incineration of the boozehound	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Weapon Damage: +5, Damage Reduction: 5, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2023-11"
11360	massive adequate yellow leafy browns	6	good	Last Available: "2023-11"
11361	liquefied altered galvanized blinking autumnic balm	0		Effect: "On Pins and Needles", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2023-11"
11362	modified blue coping juice	0		Effect: "Analog Drunk", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2023-11"
11363	wobbly frosty padded extremely unsafe savvy candy cane sword cane of temperance	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Damage Absorption: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Surprisingly Sweet Stab", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Surprisingly Sweet Slash", Last Available: "2023-12", Rollover Effect Duration: 250
11364	mirror wrapped candy cane sword cane	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-12"
11365	ghostly narrow Elf Guard patrol cap	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11366	jittery Elf Guard hotpants	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11367	Crimbuccaneer tricorn	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11368	Crimbuccaneer breeches	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11369	automa-bot parts	0		
11370	security automa-core	0		
11371	clerical automa-core	0		
11372	handful of Boltsmann bearings	0		
11373	Spring Bros. solenoid	0		
11374	spinning Spring Bros. ID badge	0		
11375	spinning Boltsmann ID badge	0		
11376	teal housekeeping automa-core	0		
11377	housekeeping robot	0		
11378	gigantic adequate pickled bread	7	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11379	immense normal upside-down pulsating salted mutton	7	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11380	moldy corned beet	4	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11381	tiny plastic Elf Guard Armory	0		Weapon Damage: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Elf Guard Armory"
11382	tiny plastic Crimbuccaneer Grog Hall	0		Booze Drop: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Crimbuccaneer Grog Hall"
11383	tiny plastic Elf Guard Mess Hall	0		Food Drop: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Elf Guard Mess Hall"
11384	tiny Crimbuccaneer Foundry	0		Initiative: +3, Display Name: "tiny Crimbuccaneer Foundry"
11385	tiny plastic Abuela's Cottage (Pirate Control)	0		All Attributes: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Abuela's Cottage (Pirate Control)"
11386	huge pirate encryption key alpha	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11387	pirate encryption key bravo	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11388	pirate encryption key charlie	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11389	olive pirate encryption key delta	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11390	wardrobe-o-matic	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11391	futuristic shirt	0		Lasts Until Rollover
11392	futuristic hat	0		Lasts Until Rollover
11393	futuristic collar	0		Lasts Until Rollover
11394	crated wardrobe-o-matic	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11395	enchanted spoiled huge peppermint donut	9	crappy	Effect: "Mushroom Samba", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11396	twirling auspicious Elf Guard insignia (private)	0		Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11397	huge blue Tesla Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint)	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11398	huge military-grade peppermint oil	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11399	Crimbuccaneer whale oil	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11400	Elf Guard tinsel grenade	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11401	special drinkable Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail	3	good	Effect: "Flexibili Tea", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2023-12"
11402	narrow Elf Army machine parts	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11403	Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11404	huge sharpshooter's rosy-cheeked Crimbuccaneer lantern of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11405	Crimbuccaneer flotsam	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11406	purple narrow squat Crimbuccaneer invasion map	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11407	censurious Crimbuccaneer shirt	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2023-12"
11408	red Elf Guard MPC	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11409	huge Crimbuccaneer piece of 12	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11410	bouncing Elf Guard commandeering gloves of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12", Piece of Twelve Drop: 0.5
11411	diffused Elf Guard eyedrops	0		Effect: "Polka of Plenty", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2023-12"
11412	tumbling Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11413	blinking Elf Guard honor present	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11414	Oprah's Elf Guard officer's sidearm of temperance	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11415	squat experienced Elf Guard insignia (general) of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Experience: +2, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11416	drinkable skewed ghostly Crimbow Rainbo	3	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11417	Elf Guard strategic map	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11418	Crimbuccaneer captain's purse	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11419	wool Jack Frost's Elf Guard broom	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11420	olive friendly sage strapping Crimbuccaneer tavern swab	0		Muscle: +5, Mysticality Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2023-12"
11421	huge Elf Guard hangover cure	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11422	mediocre old-school pirate grog	3	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11423	decent grog nuts	4	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11424	perfumed dance instructor's sawed-off blunderbuss of chilblains	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Cold Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11425	smooth wobbly officer's nog	3	awesome	Last Available: "2023-12"
11426	pulsating peppermint bomb	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11427	half-sized flavorless skewed sundae ration	2	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11428	half-sized bland peppermint tack	2	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11429	Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Cooking", Last Available: "2023-12"
11430	adequate small fancy whalesteak	2	good	Effect: "Slimy Flavor", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2023-12"
11431	upside-down crafty shellacked experienced whalegun	0		Experience: +2, Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11432	Cocktails of the Age of Sail	0		Skill: "Old-School Cocktailcrafting", Last Available: "2023-12"
11433	tumbling fuchsia Elf Guard payroll bag	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11434	blurry lightning-fast greasy boxer's Elf Guard clipboard	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2023-12"
11435	smooth pegfinger	0		Moxie: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12", MPC Drop: 0.5
11436	lousy and claret	4	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11437	teal blurry brawny Elf Guard and beret	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Last Available: "2023-12"
11438	arcane researcher's shipwright's hammer of vim and vigor of Leguizamo	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2023-12"
11439	blinking scorching chaotic gunwale of Leguizamo	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Monster Level: +20, Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2023-12"
11440	bouncing stanky stylish Kelflar vest of bravery	0		Moxie: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11441	activated deionized tumbling whale cerebrospinal fluid	0		Effect: "Heightened Senses", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2023-12"
11442	bouncing nippy Crimbuccaneer runebone of the sewer	0		Cold Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11443	huge cannonbomb	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11444	shaking greasy dance instructor's Elf Guard mouthknife	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11445	family-friendly stiffened Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating)	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11446	teal huge greedy Elf Guard fuel tank	0		Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2023-12"
11447	arcane researcher's massive wrench of the brazier of doom	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2023-12"
11448	zippy wool brown pirate pants	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2023-12"
11449	mirror Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Extortion Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11450	squat The Encyclopedia of Fruit	0		Skill: "Fruit Recognition", Last Available: "2023-12"
11451	punching mirror	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11452	upside-down aromatic horrifying dog trainer's chaotic stiffened Elf dessert spoon of the early riser	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Spooky Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +1, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2023-12"
11453	censurious toasty Elf Guard SCUBA tank	0		Hot Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Adventure Underwater, Last Available: "2023-12"
11454	Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Relaxation Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11455	asbestos-lined hale free boots	0		Maximum HP: +20, Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "The Old One-Two (Kick)", Last Available: "2023-12"
11456	baby rigging snake	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11457	beefcake's strapping Elvish underarmor of Tarzan	0		Muscle: 30, Experience (Muscle): +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11458	lion tamer's razor-sharp Crimbuccaneer bombjacket	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Experience (familiar): +2, Combat Item Damage Percent: 100, Last Available: "2023-12"
11459	small bland sugarplum ration	2	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11460	rotten half-sized gingerbread nylons	2	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11461	rotten rum-soaked fruitcake	4	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11462	spoiled special lime	4	crappy	Effect: "The Sweats", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2023-12"
11463	toothsome tiny upside-down gingerbread pirate	1	awesome	Last Available: "2023-12"
11464	flavorless fruit-stuffed rumcake	3	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11465	special drinkable squat mulled wine	3	good	Effect: "Cringle's Curative Carol", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11466	bad Swedish coffee	3	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11467	tolerable triple-distilled canteen of eggnog	7	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11468	hand-crafted squat hot wine	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-12"
11469	watered-down lousy pulsating Jamaican coffee	2	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11470	hand-crafted practically non-alcoholic flask of egggrog	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2023-12"
11471	Black and White Apron Enrollment Form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-12"
11472	Black and White Apron Meal Kit	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11473	upside-down pirate encryption key (complete)	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11474	lousy high-proof maroon yule grog	6	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11475	adequate wet tack	4	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11476	stale big whalecake	5	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11477	wool stylish gunwale whalegun of the cougar	0		Moxie: 45, Cold Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shoot, Gunwale Whalegun, Shoot!", Last Available: "2023-12"
11478	distilled special hand-crafted and claret	5	EPIC	Effect: "Whippin' It Good", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11479	rigging knot	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11480	trick coin	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11481	rosewater-soaked energetic Elf Guard squirtgun	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Stench Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Peppermint Squirt", Last Available: "2023-12"
11482	upside-down chest of &quot;pirate gold&quot;	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11483	sequin-encrusted sweater of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2023-12"
11484	avaricious toasty electrified replica Elf Guard medal	0		Hot Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +30, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11485	Lil' Snowball Factory	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11486	shaking Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11487	prank Crimbo card	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11488	twirling mirror inspector's strapping Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss	0		Muscle: +5, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2023-12"
11489	My First Paycheck envelope	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11490	knitted crafty sage barnacle-encrusted sweater	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2023-12"
11491	sharpshooter's quilted Crimbuccaneer nose ring of horror	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2023-12"
11492	pet anchor	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11493	Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11494	twirling olive Elf Guard safety bear	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11495	lime green kraken	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11496	precision snowball	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11497	Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used)	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Cooking", Last Available: "2023-12"
11498	narrow Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used)	0		Skill: "Old-School Cocktailcrafting", Last Available: "2023-12"
11499	twirling Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used)	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Extortion Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11500	The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used)	0		Skill: "Fruit Recognition", Last Available: "2023-12"
11501	Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used)	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Relaxation Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11502	boiled pickled military candy cane	0		Effect: "Dancing Prowess", Effect Duration: 42
11503	corrupted groggipop	0		Effect: "Pockets of Fire", Effect Duration: 33
11504	squat Temple Grandin's steel-toed moss mace	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Familiar Weight: +7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Moss Mugging", Last Available: "2024-12"
11505	maroon wobbly jittery wicked moss megaphone of Leguizamo	0		Spell Damage: +5, Monster Level: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Megaphone Whisper", Last Available: "2024-12"
11506	Da Vinci's moss medal	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Item Drop: +5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Brandish Moss Medal", Last Available: "2024-12"
11507	reassuring wool moss mitre	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Spooky Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Soul Genuflection", Last Available: "2024-12"
11508	skewed thinker's moss mantle of the early riser	0		Mysticality: +10, Adventures: +7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drop Mantle", Last Available: "2024-12"
11509	upside-down studded moss marlinspike of the overflowing toilet	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Extra Pickpocket, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11510	pickled moss mulch	1		Last Available: "2024-12"
11511	electrified corrupted frozen yellow wobbly bouncing wobbly moss floss	0		Effect: "Radium Radicality", Effect Duration: 17
11512	teal adobe arsecover	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11513	upside-down adobe adze	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11514	adobe abacus	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11515	tumbling adobe ayam	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11516	fuchsia adobe ascot	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11517	adobe abaya	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11518	altered green adobe assortment	1		Last Available: "2024-12"
11519	wet quadruple-corrupted nitrogenated twirling adobe brittle	0		Effect: "Hella Smooth", Effect Duration: 32
11520	tumbling prompt crepe paper phrygian cap of the ox of the glutton	0		Muscle: +20, Food Drop: +100, Adventures: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Pull down your crepe paper phrygian cap", Last Available: "2025-12"
11521	rosewater-soaked energetic arcane researcher's crepe paper parachute cape	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2025-12"
11522	squat Oprah's therapeutic hardened crepe paper pie clip	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum MP Percent: +50, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Look through your crepe paper pie clip", Last Available: "2025-12"
11523	toasty coward's crepe paper puzzle cube of mayonnaise	0		Monster Level: -20, Hot Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play with your crepe paper puzzle", Last Available: "2025-12"
11524	miser's brawny beefcake's crepe paper plunge camisole	0		Muscle: +25, Muscle Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Leave nothing to the imagination", Last Available: "2025-12"
11525	mirror greedy greasy educational crepe paper polka charm	0		Experience: +1, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Embrace polka", Last Available: "2025-12"
11526	compressed crepe paper pared cuttings	1		Effect: "Pisces Rising", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2025-12"
11527	galvanized super-pickled crepe paper peanut candy	0		Effect: "OMG WTF", Effect Duration: 32
11528	ghostly rosewater-soaked extremely unsafe petrified wood war pike	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2025-12"
11529	petrified wood waist protector of Tarzan of doom	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Avoid Attack: 1, Last Available: "2025-12"
11530	auspicious petrified wood wizard's pouch of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip, Lantern: 2, Lantern Element: "Hot", Lantern Element: "None", Last Available: "2025-12"
11531	smelly experienced petrified wood water purifier	0		Experience: +2, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Lantern: 2, Lantern Element: "Cold", Lantern Element: "Sleaze", Last Available: "2025-12"
11532	perfumed toasty petrified wood whoopie panama	0		Hot Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2025-12", Thorns: 1
11533	asbestos-lined supercharged petrified wood walking pants	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2025-12"
11534	compressed petrified wood waste parts	1		Effect: "Crimbo Epiphany", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2025-12"
11535	altered adjusted petrified wood wafer praline	0		Effect: "Crimbo Epiphany", Effect Duration: 35
11536	lousy cybeer	4	decent	Last Available: "2025-12"
11537	ICEbox	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11538	wired underwear	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Refresh HP", Last Available: "2025-12"
11539	encrypted shuriken	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Encrypted Shuriken", Last Available: "2025-12"
11540	baby chest mimic	0		Free Pull
11541	pulsating googly chest eyes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11542	mimic egg	0		
11543	forbidden Crimbuccaneer war standard of the boozehound	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2023-12"
11544	asbestos-lined chaotic Elf Guard war standard	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11545	shaking in-the-box spring shoes	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-02"
11546	stiffened grievous smartaleck's spring shoes	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Damage Reduction: 1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Away", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Kick", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Growth Spurt", Drops Items, Last Available: "2024-02"
11547	quantum tumbling ultra-soft ferns	0		Effect: "Super-Mega-Ultra-Hyper-Charged", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2024-02"
11548	deionized polymerized anodized maroon crunchy brush	0		Effect: "Slimed Stomach", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2024-02"
11549	smashed scientific equipment	0		
11550	biphasic molecular oculus	0		No Pull
11551	blue narrow triphasic molecular oculus	0		
11552	high-tension exoskeleton	0		Avoid Attack: 1
11553	purple ultra-high-tension exoskeleton	0		Avoid Attack: 2
11554	irresponsible-tension exoskeleton	0		Avoid Attack: 3
11555	pulsating quick-release belt pouch	0		Single Equip
11556	quick-release fannypack	0		Single Equip
11557	tumbling quick-release utility belt	0		Single Equip
11558	Usain Bolt's motion sensor	0		Initiative: +80, Single Equip
11559	spinning focused magnetron pistol	0		Single Equip
11560	spinning packaged Everfull Dart Holster	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-03"
11561	spinning crafty Everfull Dart Holster of courage	0		Maximum MP: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-03"
11562	research fragment	0		
11563	cyan Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette	0		
11564	boxed Apriling band helmet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-04"
11565	aromatic Jack Frost's savvy Apriling band helmet of the glutton of Flo-Jo	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +1, Food Drop: +100, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2024-04"
11566	careful mansplainer's hardened educational Apriling band saxophone	0		Experience: +1, Damage Reduction: 3, Monster Level: 5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11567	thinker's Apriling band quad tom of the storm of the businessman of the boozehound	0		Mysticality: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Meat Drop: +50, Booze Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11568	green tumbling lightning-fast Jim Carey's deadly strapping Apriling band tuba of the bloodbag	0		Muscle: +5, Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum HP: +100, Monster Level: +25, Initiative: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11569	greedy wool sinister Samson's Apriling band staff of the brute of James Dean	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Experience (Muscle): +5, Experience (Moxie): +3, Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11570	bouncing Apriling band piccolo	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11571	boxed Mayam Calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-05"
11572	Mayam Calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-05"
11573	delicious yam	4	awesome	Last Available: "2024-05"
11574	artisanal teal yam martini	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-05"
11575	perfectly mixed yellow sweet potato o' mine	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-05"
11576	watered-down perfectly mixed Southern yam	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-05"
11577	mediocre maroon sweet potato punch	3	decent	Last Available: "2024-05"
11578	snack-sized enchanted adequate Mayam spinach	2	good	Effect: "Helping Comes Second", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2024-05"
11579	normal yam and swiss	4	good	Last Available: "2024-05"
11580	wool clever veiny yam cannon	0		Maximum HP: +10, Maximum MP: +20, Cold Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11581	yam cannon	0		Initiative: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11582	spinning yam battery	0		Last Available: "2024-05"
11583	yam stinkbomb	0		Last Available: "2024-05"
11584	wobbly fireproof smelly furry yam buckler of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11585	blinking thanksgiving bomb	0		Last Available: "2024-05"
11586	family-friendly toasty yamtility belt of mayonnaise	0		Hot Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11587	diet bland yam slider	1	decent	Last Available: "2024-05"
11588	flavorless jittery yam mayo	3	decent	Last Available: "2024-05"
11589	thick normal yam burrito	5	good	Last Available: "2024-05"
11590	visual packet sniffer	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11591	mini kiwi egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-06"
11592	aviator goggles	0		
11593	Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model	0		
11594	normal wobbly mini kiwi	3	good	Last Available: "2024-06"
11595	ghostly deadly wizardly mini kiwi bikini of James Dean	0		Mysticality: +25, Experience (Moxie): +3, Weapon Damage: +5, Last Available: "2024-06"
11596	lousy mini kiwitini	4	decent	Last Available: "2024-06"
11597	pulsating mini kiwi invisible dirigible	0		Familiar Weight: -20, Last Available: "2024-06"
11598	mini kiwi aioli	0		Last Available: "2024-06"
11599	flame-retardant occult strapping mini kiwi silicon tiepin	0		Muscle: +5, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2024-06"
11600	mini kiwi tipi	0		Last Available: "2024-06"
11601	stale huge mini kiwi digitized cookies	9	decent	Last Available: "2024-06"
11602	weak delicious mini kiwi intoxicating spirits	2	awesome	Last Available: "2024-06"
11603	activated jittery mini kiwi antimilitaristic hippy petition	0		Effect: "Berry Experiential", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2024-06"
11604	frozen mini kiwi illicit antibiotic	0		Effect: "Dreams and Lights", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2024-06"
11605	wobbly scorching mini kiwi whipping stick of the early riser	0		Hot Damage: +25, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2024-06"
11606	green perfumed mini kiwi icepick	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2024-06"
11607	dry twirling mini kiwi-flavored aspirin-injecting lipstick	0		Effect: "Can Has Cyborger", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2024-06"
11608	packaged Roman Candelabra	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-07"
11609	Roman Candelabra	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Blue Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Green Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Purple Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Red Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Yellow Candle!", Last Available: "2024-07"
11610	protogenetic chunklet (synapse)	0		
11611	skewed protogenetic chunklet (muscle)	0		
11612	spinning protogenetic chunklet (flagellum)	0		
11613	protogenetic chunklet (elbow)	0		
11614	protogenetic chunklet (lips)	0		
11615	narrow double-paned sharpshooter's messenger bag RNA of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Cold Resistance: +5
11616	twirling flagellate flagon	0		
11617	blurry proto-proto-protozoa	0		
11618	rotten tiny shaking bacteria bisque	1	crappy	
11619	fancy big adequate ciliophora chowder	5	good	Effect: "You Can Taste the Darkness", Effect Duration: 5
11620	flavorless cream of chloroplasts	3	decent	
11621	synaptic soup	0		
11622	skewed muscular soup	0		
11623	ghostly flagellate soup	0		
11624	elbow soup	0		
11625	green spinning lip soup	0		
11626	unevolved organism	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-07"
11627	blinking extra ooze	0		
11628	yellow narrow extra DNA	0		Experience (familiar): +1
11629	untorn tearaway pants package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-08"
11630	wool MacGyver's padded tearaway pants of the wise owl of horror	0		Mysticality: +20, Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum MP: +100, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tear Away your Pants!", Last Available: "2024-08"
11631	shaking baby bodyguard	0		
11632	Doll Moll violin case	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
11633	narrow Tina gun	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11634	tattoo gun	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
11635	hand-crafted practically non-alcoholic gray Colera Peste Nebbiolo	1	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2026-08"
11636	longbox of Batfellow comics	0		
11637	teal Thwaitgold shield bug statuette	0		
11638	bodyguard badge	0		
11639	Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir	0		Skill: "Too Cool"
11640	Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir (read)	0		Skill: "Too Cool"
11641	blurry boxed Sept-Ember Censer	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-09"
11642	cyan jittery Sept-Ember Censer	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11643	Samson's blade of dismemberment	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11644	Embering Hulk	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11645	Mmm-brr! brand mouthwash	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11646	Septapus summoning charm	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11647	structural ember	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11648	gray energetic quilted embers-only jacket of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11649	wool bembershoot	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11650	stale wheel of camembert	4	decent	Last Available: "2024-09"
11651	brainy hat of remembering of chilblains of temperance	0		Mysticality: +5, Cold Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11652	throwin' ember	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11653	shaking head of emberg lettuce	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11654	embering hunk	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11655	wobbly soft cap of diminishing returns	0		
11656	photo booth sized crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-10"
11657	blurry boxed bat wings	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-10"
11658	smartaleck's bat wings of the empath of the glutton	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Familiar Weight: +5, Food Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Rest upside down", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Swoop like a Bat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summon Cauldron of Bats", Last Available: "2024-10"
11659	upside-down spinning ember egg	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11660	ember	0		Cold Resistance: +1
11661	inspector's crafty monocle on a stick	0		Maximum MP: +10, Item Drop: +15, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11662	gray nippy dog trainer's plastic pipe	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Cold Damage: +10, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11663	twirling lightning-fast resourceful fake arrow-through-the-head	0		Maximum MP: +50, Initiative: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11664	Samson's bow tie	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Item Drop: +5, Clowniness: 25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11665	supercool fake huge beard of James Dean	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience (Moxie): +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11666	careful astronaut helmet of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Monster Level: -10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11667	gravedigger's feather boa of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11668	dog trainer's Sheriff badge of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience (familiar): +1, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11669	blinking lard-coated Sinatra's Sheriff pistol	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11670	Sheriff moustache of wisdom of the blizzard	0		Mysticality: +15, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11671	Usain Bolt's personal trainer's photo booth supply list	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Initiative: +80, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Check for photo booth supplies", Last Available: "2024-10"
11672	peace turkey outline	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-11"
11673	tie-dye headband	0		
11674	spoiled whirled peas	4	crappy	Last Available: "2024-11"
11675	enchanted adequate spinning peaza	3	good	Effect: "Seeing Colors", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2024-11"
11676	peace shooter	0		Last Available: "2024-11"
11677	modified wobbly drenchrome 2.0	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11678	boiled shaking Synapse Blaster	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11679	quantized familiar	0		
11680	quantum watch	0		Adventures: +2
11681	pulsating quantized familiar experience	0		
11682	quadruple-oxidized magnetized deionized pea brittle	0		Effect: "Spiky Frozen Hair", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2024-11"
11683	aged fortified skewed peasco	5	awesome	Last Available: "2024-11"
11684	miniature moldy piece of cake	2	crappy	Last Available: "2024-11"
11685	handful of split pea soup	0		Last Available: "2024-11"
11686	Sealed TakerSpace letter of Marque	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-12"
11687	TakerSpace letter of Marque	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11688	arcane researcher's deft pirate hook of the brazier	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-12"
11689	frightening Sinatra's iron tricorn hat	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Spooky Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Iron Tricorn Headbutt", Last Available: "2024-12"
11690	jolly roger flag of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-12"
11691	sleeping profane parrot	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11692	ghostly pirrrate's currrse	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11693	extra-dry drinkable tankard of spiced rum	5	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11694	delicious tankard of spiced Goldschlepper	3	awesome	Last Available: "2024-12"
11695	packaged luxury garment	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11696	shaking hardened governor's daughter's lace collar	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2024-12"
11697	twirling olive hardy governor's daughter's petticoats	0		Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2024-12"
11698	educational governor's daughter's pearl hairpin	0		Experience: +1, Last Available: "2024-12"
11699	harpoon	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11700	squat gray foul-smelling chili powder cutlass	0		Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11701	moldy narrow Aztec tamale	4	crappy	Last Available: "2024-12"
11702	jolly roger tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11703	yellow pet rock	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11704	crafty groggles	0		Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11705	pirate dinghy	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11706	anchor bomb	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11707	Lo Pan's silky pirate drawers of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2024-12"
11708	mirror profane eye patch	0		Sleaze Damage: +3
11709	ionized extra-magnetized corrupted lime green bouncing peppermint pegleg	0		Effect: "Marinated", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2024-12"
11710	artisanal blinking hard cocoa	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-12"
11711	flavorless miniature salmagumdi	2	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11712	plastic Easter Island Bunny of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2024-12"
11713	lime green plastic St. Patrick of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2024-12"
11714	jittery aromatic Jim Carey's plastic Colonel Brando	0		Monster Level: +25, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2024-12"
11715	yellow plastic Jedediah and Boiling Cloud of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2024-12"
11716	horrifying plastic &quot;Santa Claus&quot;	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2024-12"
11717	Spirit of Easter	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11718	Spirit of St. Patrick's Day	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11719	huge Spirit of Veteran's Day	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11720	Spirit of Thanksgiving	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11721	Spirit of Christmas	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11722	adequate coney haunch	4	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11723	activated bouncing dark chocolate egg	0		Effect: "Granolarrrgh", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2024-12"
11724	mediocre skewed bouncing moai toai	3	decent	
11725	up-at-dawn friendly Tesla moaiball	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Adventures: +5, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11726	half-digested rat	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11727	pressed concentrated maroon blurry twirling four-leaf potato sprout	0		Effect: "Red Door Syndrome", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2024-12"
11728	rosewater-soaked rock-hard Rosewater's potato jacket	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Damage Reduction: 5, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2024-12"
11729	traumatic holiday memory	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11730	Brandonian footlocker key	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11731	lard-coated mansplainer's military orb	0		Monster Level: +15, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Military Orb", Last Available: "2024-12"
11732	denatured double-modified rum ball	0		Effect: "Three Days Slow", Effect Duration: 18
11733	gravy skin	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11734	scandalous Temple Grandin's gravyskin hat	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2024-12"
11735	censurious scorching gravyskin buckler	0		Hot Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2024-12"
11736	clever gravyskin skirt of courage	0		Maximum MP: +20, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2024-12"
11737	veiny gravyskin pants of Flo-Jo	0		Maximum HP: +10, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2024-12"
11738	quadruple-warmed crystallized pumpkin spice	0		Effect: "Simulation Stimulation", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2024-12"
11739	moldy upside-down room scale bean casserole	4	crappy	Last Available: "2024-12"
11740	fragile Christmas ornament	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11741	ragged wool yarn	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11742	coward's careful baleful perfect Christmas scarf	0		Spell Damage: +25, Monster Level: -30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11743	sizzling snowman-enchanting tophat of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Hot Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Place your hat on their head", Last Available: "2024-12"
11744	frozen quantum shaking LIDAR candle	0		Effect: "Preemptive Medicine", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2024-12"
11745	stiffened Congressional Medal of Insanity of dire peril of terror	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Damage Reduction: 1, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Lantern: 3, Last Available: "2024-12"
11746	pumpkin spice whorl	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11747	drinkable watered-down red narrow Easter grasshopper	2	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11748	perfectly mixed Irish eggnog	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-12"
11749	perfectly mixed fancy green canteen of jungle juice	3	EPIC	Effect: "Holiday Disappointment", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2024-12"
11750	artisanal turchucken	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-12"
11751	bad fancy purple mechanically-mulled cider	3	decent	Effect: "Magically Delicious", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2024-12"
11752	hand-crafted pulsating holiday trip around the world	3	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2024-12"
11753	stale small ghostly chocolate ostrich egg	2	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11754	decent beef and cabbage	4	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11755	immense adequate green candy rations	7	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11756	yummy double-candied yams	3	awesome	Last Available: "2024-12"
11757	snack-sized normal Christmas ham	2	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11758	moldy holiday smorgasbord	3	crappy	Last Available: "2024-12"
11759	Bowl of Infinite Jelly	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11760	electrified bejazzled eyepatch	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2024-12"
11761	Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Master Egg Hunter"
11762	Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Master Egg Hunter"
11763	How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Attract Snakes"
11764	pulsating How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Attract Snakes"
11765	Covert Ops for Kids	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Hide From Seekers"
11766	Covert Ops for Kids (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Hide From Seekers"
11767	Holiday Multitasking	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Holiday Multitasking"
11768	Holiday Multitasking (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Holiday Multitasking"
11769	Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Reindeer Games"
11770	Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Reindeer Games"
11771	moai statuette	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11772	huge up-at-dawn inspector's ribald savvy egg gun	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +10, Item Drop: +15, Adventures: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Egg the face", Last Available: "2024-12"
11773	chaotic steel-toed forbidden army helmet of mayonnaise	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Damage Reduction: 9, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2024-12"
11774	jittery candy egg deviler	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11775	napkin	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11776	normal yellow jittery Thanksgiving ration	4	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11777	hand-crafted Easter eggnog	4	super EPIC	Last Available: "2024-12"
11778	altered clovermint	1		Last Available: "2024-12"
11779	chaotic ruddy Socratic wizardly nylon Christmas stockings	0		Mysticality: +25, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11780	jittery ghostly tattoo of two turkeys	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11781	altered flattened twirling teal deviled candy egg	0		Effect: "Cold, Dead Hands", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2024-12"
11782	lime green McHugeLarge deluxe ski set	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-01"
11783	spinning ghostly toasty supercool McHugeLarge duffel bag	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11784	ghostly dangerous McHugeLarge left pole of Calamity Jane of incineration	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Slash", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11785	skewed rosy-cheeked weightlifter's McHugeLarge right pole of dire peril	0		Muscle: +15, Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Stab", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11786	McHugeLarge left ski of the blizzard of the businessman	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Avalanche", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11787	huge tumbling cyan up-at-dawn wholesome McHugeLarge right ski	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Adventures: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Ski Plow", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11788	1	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11789	0	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11790	twisted blue eXpand	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11791	twirling blinking brute force hammer	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Brute Force Hammer", Last Available: "2025-12"
11792	datastick	0		Last Available: "2025-12", RAM: +1
11793	dedigitizer schematic: brute force hammer	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11794	skewed dedigitizer schematic: malware injector	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11795	dedigitizer schematic: cybervisor	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11796	mirror dedigitizer schematic: digibritches	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11797	upside-down dedigitizer schematic: cryptocloak	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11798	shaking blinking dedigitizer schematic: zero-trust tanktop	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11799	dedigitizer schematic: retro floppy disk	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11800	narrow dedigitizer schematic: pocket GPU	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11801	ghostly dedigitizer schematic: trojan horseshoe	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11802	dedigitizer schematic: familiar-in-the-middle	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11803	cybervisor	0		Last Available: "2025-12", RAM: +3
11804	bouncing retro floppy disk	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11805	pocket GPU	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
11806	gray malware injector	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Inject Malware", Last Available: "2025-12"
11807	CyberRealm keycode	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
11808	server room key	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11809	3d printed server room key	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11810	dedigitizer schematic: 3d printed server room key	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11811	mirror logic grenade	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11812	dehydrated pulsating psilocyber mushroom	1		Effect: "Springy Fusilli", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2025-12"
11813	dedigitizer schematic: SLEEP(5) rom chip	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11814	skewed dedigitizer schematic: OVERCLOCK(10) rom chip	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11815	maroon dedigitizer schematic: STATS+++ rom chip	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11816	lime green dedigitizer schematic: insignificant bit	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11817	shaking jittery dedigitizer schematic: hashing vise	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11818	purple twirling dedigitizer schematic: geofencing rapier	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11819	narrow dedigitizer schematic: geofencing shield	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11820	dedigitizer schematic: virtual cybertattoo	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11821	SLEEP(5) rom chip	0		Skill: "SLEEP(5)", Last Available: "2025-12"
11822	narrow OVERCLOCK(10) rom chip	0		Skill: "OVERCLOCK(10)", Last Available: "2025-12"
11823	STATS+++ rom chip	0		Skill: "STATS+++", Last Available: "2025-12"
11824	bouncing insignificant bit	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11825	parity bit	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11826	hashing vise	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11827	gray geofencing rapier	0		Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Thrust your geofencing rapier", Last Available: "2025-12"
11828	geofencing shield	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11829	virtual cybertattoo	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11830	maroon ninja rope	0		
11831	blinking ninja crampons	0		
11832	shaking ninja carabiner	0		
11833	enhanced synthetic coffee	0		Effect: "Full of Vinegar", Effect Duration: 37
11834	irradiated iDrops	0		Effect: "Permafrosty", Effect Duration: 62
11835	green shame coil	0		
11836	new-in-box toy Cupid bow	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-02"
11837	toy Cupid bow	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2025-02"
11838	heat arc	0		
11839	mirror scrape	0		
11840	tumbling gray huge phantom digit	0		
11841	foul line	0		
11842	dark manioc	0		
11843	Observer source code	0		
11844	mirror chill gherkin	0		
11845	childrens' stapler	0		
11846	plover's egg	0		
11847	flyswatter	0		
11848	Thwaitgold cordyceps ant statuette	0		
11849	skewed heat particle	0		Hot Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10
11850	sore	0		Cold Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10
11851	stomach churner	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
11852	phantom brace	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
11853	foul cozy	0		Stench Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10
11854	grim cellophane	0		Combat Rate: -5
11855	rift oculus	0		Combat Rate: +5
11856	wobbly sweaty egg	0		HP Regen Min: 4, HP Regen Max: 8
11857	twirling carton of extra-sharp, staples	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spell Damage: +10
11858	glover liners	0		Pickpocket Chance: +10
11859	mosquito speakers	0		Monster Level: +5
11860	assemble-it-yourself Leprecondo	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-03"
11861	squat fuchsia Leprecondo	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11862	modified scoop of pre-workout powder	1		Last Available: "2025-03"
11863	table tennis ball	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11864	fortified acceptable narrow pint of Leprechaun Stout	5	good	Last Available: "2025-03"
11865	modified blue phosphor traces	1		Last Available: "2025-03"
11866	crafting plans	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11867	upside-down Book of Irony	0		Skill: "Generate Irony"
11868	spoon	0		
11869	unironic knife	0		
11870	blinking bar dart	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11871	diluted leprechaun antidepressant pill	1		Last Available: "2025-03"
11872	normal mirror Heck ramen	3	good	Last Available: "2025-03"
11873	tiny adequate special burrito	1	good	Effect: "Human-Penguin Hybrid", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2025-03"
11874	miniature enchanted delicious small beer brat	2	awesome	Effect: "Heart of Pink", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2025-03"
11875	rotten jittery peach pie	4	crappy	Last Available: "2025-03"
11876	miniature rotten incredible mini-pizza	2	crappy	Last Available: "2025-03"
11877	acceptable special spinning Divine sidecar	3	good	Effect: "Carrion' On", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2025-03"
11878	watered-down tolerable squat tangarita sidecar	2	good	Last Available: "2025-03"
11879	practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed shaking gimlet sidecar	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-03"
11880	practically non-alcoholic delicious vodka stratocaster sidecar	1	awesome	Last Available: "2025-03"
11881	bad prussian cathouse sidecar	3	decent	Last Available: "2025-03"
11882	watered-down lousy Mon Tiki sidecar	2	decent	Last Available: "2025-03"
11883	upside-down Packaged April Shower Thoughts Calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-04"
11884	blurry veiny smooth April Shower Thoughts shield	0		Moxie: +15, Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2025-04"
11885	glob of wet paper	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11886	twirling spitball	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11887	moist wet paper weights	0		Effect: "Transcendental Wind", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2025-04"
11888	tolerable triple-distilled Three Sheets to the Wind	9	good	Last Available: "2025-04"
11889	snack-sized adequate green pile of wet dates	2	good	Last Available: "2025-04"
11890	papier Mach 1 airplane	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11891	wet blanket	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11892	cyan wet shower cap of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2025-04"
11893	coward's wet shower shoes	0		Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2025-04"
11894	nippy wet shower shorts	0		Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2025-04"
11895	wet paper tiger	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11896	bouncing wet paper eye	0		Familiar Weight: +15
11897	wet shower curtain	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11898	cold-filtered oxidized extra-electrified blinking wet paper cup	0		Effect: "Going Ape", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2025-04"
11899	ionized altered liquefied wet paperback	0		Effect: "Sappy Blood", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2025-04"
11900	twirling Lo Pan's wet shower radio	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2025-04"
11901	squat wet shower stamp	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11902	green squat frosty birthday bloon	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
11903	energized colloidal jawwetter	0		Effect: "Well Owl Be!", Effect Duration: 53
11904	Unpeeled Peridot of Peril	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-05"
11905	Oprah's wholesome brawny Peridot of Peril	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-05"
11906	miser's terrycloth turban	0		Meat Drop: +10
11907	healthy jockey's hat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20
11908	pulsating perfumed sharpshooter's hat	0		Stench Resistance: +5
11909	savvy extra-tight skullcap	0		Mysticality Percent: +20
11910	Jim Carey's sturdy pith helmet	0		Monster Level: +25
11911	Rosewater's bishop's mitre	0		Mysticality Percent: +30
11912	Jeselnik's tin foil hat	0		Sleaze Damage: +25
11913	squat skewed huge Socratic construction hardhat	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1
11914	mirror banded imposing pilgrim's hat	0		Damage Absorption: +100
11915	wobbly crown of thorns	0		Thorns: 1
11916	dog trainer's stylish bycocket	0		Experience (familiar): +1
11917	wobbly Thwaitgold mad hatterpillar statuette	0		
11918	lime green pulsating packaged prismatic beret	0		Free Pull
11919	blush beret	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beret Blast", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beret Boast", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beret Busking", Last Available: "2025-06"
11920	flak shield	0		
11921	squat Axis HQ Code	0		
11922	yeti in a travel cooler	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-07"
11923	exchanger	0		Cold Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2025-07"
11924	squat Newton's Axis helmet of the empath	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Familiar Weight: +5
11925	narrow shellacked Axis fatigues of horror	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Spooky Spell Damage: +25
11926	olive friendly strapping Axis suspenders	0		Muscle: +5, Familiar Weight: +3, Single Equip
11927	narrow stolen artifact	0		
11928	really expensive stolen artifact	0		
11929	huge priceless stolen artifact	0		
11930	jittery chocolate rations	0		
11931	mirror nice nylon stockings	0		
11932	jittery Allied Radio Backpack Pack	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-07"
11933	vibrating wizardly Allied Radio Backpack of the blizzard	0		Mysticality: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Call in an Airstrike", Last Available: "2025-07"
11934	jittery orphaned baby skeleton	0		
11935	ordnance magnet	0		Single Equip, Drops Items
11936	confetti grenade	0		
11937	enchanted bland Skeleton Wars rations	3	decent	Effect: "Stemonitis Storm", Effect Duration: 10
11938	hand-crafted watered-down blinking blinking skeleton war fuel can	2	EPIC	
11939	shaking skeleton war grenade	0		
11940	pulsating chocolate and nylons detector	0		
11941	wobbly M&ouml;bius ring box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-08"
11942	M&ouml;bius ring	0		Gear Drop: [100*lte(paradoxicity,7)*gte(paradoxicity,3)], Last Available: "2025-08"
11943	bouncing bone pacifier	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11944	purple Jim Carey's deadly Allied Forces insignia of Gandalf	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Monster Level: +25, Single Equip
11945	Allied Tattoo Kit	0		
11946	handheld Allied radio	0		
11947	Axis codebook	0		
11948	cold-filtered adjusted Life Goals Pamphlet	0		Effect: "Spiro Gyro", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2025-08"
11949	stiffened bully badge	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2025-08"
11950	shaking time cop top hat of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2025-08"
11951	Stock Certificate	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
11952	modified mixed berry jelly	1		Last Available: "2025-08"
11953	normal toast with mixed berry jelly	3	good	Last Available: "2025-08"
11954	bland small cup of sugar	2	decent	Last Available: "2025-08"
11955	normal Susie's cupcake	3	good	Last Available: "2025-08"
11956	clock	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
11957	lightning-fast friendly the gun of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Familiar Weight: +3, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2025-08"
11958	hand-crafted skewed wine	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-08"
11960	wobbly really, really nice swimming trunks	0		Adventure Underwater
11961	sand penny	0		
11962	olive careful undersea surveying goggles	0		Monster Level: -10, Lasts Until Rollover
11963	artisanal Ocean-Touched Rum	4	EPIC	
11964	dehydrated water-logged pill	1		
11965	rotten bite-sized kelp puck	1	crappy	
11966	squat twirling scroll of sea strength	0		
11967	scroll of sea smarts	0		
11968	scroll of sea smarm	0		
11969	waterlogged scroll of healing	0		
11970	tumbling sea gel	0		
11971	aerosolized unsweetened octopus ink bladder	0		Effect: "Crud&eacute;", Effect Duration: 19
11972	jittery durable dolphin whistle	0		
11973	Thwaitgold lobster statuette	0		
11974	ghostly packaged Monodent of the Sea	0		Free Pull
11975	Monodent of the Sea	0		Hot Damage: +25, All Attributes Percent: +5, Experience: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sea *dent: Throw a Lightning Bolt", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sea *dent: Summon a Wave", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sea *dent: Talk to Some Fish", Last Available: "2025-09"
11976	yellow pulsating unblemished pearl	0		
11977	jittery friendly dentadent	0		Familiar Weight: +3
11986	ghostly bouncing lab-grown blood cubic zirconia	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-10"
11987	medical-grade stiffened personal trainer's Rosewater's blood cubic zirconia of the storm of the sweet-tooth	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Candy Drop: +100, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Blood Geyser", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Refracted Gaze", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Sweat Bullets", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Blood Bath", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Dial it up to 11", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Sweat Equity", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Create Blood Thinner", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Prepare Spinal Tapas", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Craft a Pheromone Cocktail", Last Available: "2025-10"
12044	vaporized skewed blood thinner	1		Last Available: "2025-10"
12045	bad twirling pheromone cocktail	4	decent	Last Available: "2025-10"
12046	toothsome small spinal tapas	2	awesome	Last Available: "2025-10"
12047	shrunken head in a duffel bag	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-11"
12048	bouncing shaking crafty experienced shrunken head of the businessman	0		Experience: +2, Maximum MP: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Prepare to reanimate your Foe", Last Available: "2025-11"
12049	stocking full of bones	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
12050	small peppermint-flavored sugar walking crook	0		
12051	wobbly knucklebone	0		
12052	extra-dry lousy wobbly Smoking Pope	5	decent	
12053	stale half-sized prize turkey	2	decent	
12054	modified medicinal gruel	1		
12055	miniature spoiled full-sized pumpkin pie	2	crappy	Last Available: "2025-11"
12056	irresponsibly strong tolerable bouncing vodka cranberry sauce	6	good	Last Available: "2025-11"
12057	quantum maroon yammed candy	0		Effect: "The Smeezingtons", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2025-11"
12058	flavorless miniature treasure chestnut	2	decent	Last Available: "2025-12"
12059	lousy skewed mulled butter rum	3	decent	Last Available: "2025-12"
12060	super-colloidal cinnamon doubloon	0		Effect: "Reedy Pipes", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2025-12"
12061	blue shaking plastic left skeleton arm of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Last Available: "2025-12"
12062	miser's plastic left skeleton leg	0		Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12063	plastic right skeleton arm	0		Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2025-12"
12064	jittery yellow smooth plastic right skeleton leg	0		Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2025-12"
12065	squat Sherlock's plastic skeleton pelvis	0		Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2025-12"
12066	discreetly-wrapped Eternity Codpiece	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-12"
12067	The Eternity Codpiece	0		All Attributes: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12"
12068	red asbestos-lined stiffened angelbone kilt	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2026-12"
12069	up-at-dawn angelbone totem	0		Adventures: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Spleen Capacity: +1
12070	angelbone chopsticks of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Stomach Capacity: +1
12071	smartaleck's brawny angelbone mantle	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Moxie Percent: +30, Last Available: "2026-12"
12072	healthy angelbone dice	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Liver Capacity: +1
12073	fuchsia veiny angelbone halo of bravery	0		Maximum HP: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2026-12"
12074	powdered ghostly angelbone fragments	1		Last Available: "2026-12"
12075	alkaline warmed biblically accurate gumdrops	0		Effect: "Eldritch Concentration", Effect Duration: 62
12076	cyan wobbly curative devilbone helmet of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2026-12"
12077	teal Lo Pan's devilbone greaves	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2026-12", Spleen Capacity: +1
12078	shaking Lo Pan's devilbone shinguards of the businessman	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12"
12079	tumbling careful devilbone corset	0		Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2026-12", Stomach Capacity: +1
12080	double-paned beefcake's devilbone flute	0		Muscle: +25, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2026-12"
12081	deadly devilbone rosary	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Liver Capacity: +1
12082	dried skewed jittery devilbone chunks	1		Last Available: "2026-12"
12083	extra-tarnished narrow lime green Gehenna tattoo	0		Effect: "Deadly Lampblade", Effect Duration: 13
12116	burnt incisor	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12117	burnt phalange	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12118	pulsating burnt radius	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12119	blurry purple burnt rib	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12120	burnt skull	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12121	blurry Crymbocurrency	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12122	bouncing extra-thick Crimbo sweater of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2025-12"
12123	fuchsia The Encyclopedia of Holiday Funerary Rites	0		Skill: "Holiday Burial Knowledge", Last Available: "2025-12"
12124	practically non-alcoholic bad Steve Abrams' Holiday Sampler Beer	1	decent	Last Available: "2025-12"
12125	upside-down bouncing crate of prize-winning rum	0		No Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
12126	lousy bottle of prize-winning rum	3	decent	Last Available: "2025-12"
12127	frightening Temple Grandin's Santa-Slayer medal of the businessman	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Spooky Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12128	upside-down Skull of Claus	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12129	dry denatured boiling bone marrow	0		Effect: "You Ate Some Hemp Candy", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2025-12"
12130	denatured mirror boiling cerebrospinal fluid	0		Effect: "[1609]Dancin' Fool", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2025-12"
12131	quadruple-diffused diffused boiling synovial fluid	0		Effect: "Mushroom Samba", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2025-12"
12132	blurry Sinatra's smoldering vertebra of courage of the early riser	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Spooky Resistance: +3, Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12133	seal-clubbing club loot box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-01"
12134	<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary seal-clubbing club</span>	0		Muscle Percent: +50, Weapon Damage: +40, Initiative: +50, Attacks Can't Miss, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Club 'Em Across the Battlefield", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Club 'Em Into Next Week", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Club 'Em Back in Time", Display Name: "<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary seal-clubbing club</span>", Last Available: "2026-01"
12135	smoldering bone dust	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12136	volatile bone bomb	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12137	crafty supercool hot boning knife of the blizzard	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12138	frightening frosty fistbone of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2025-12"
12139	jittery prompt stanky occult burnt bone belt	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12140	studded scorched skull trophy	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Last Available: "2025-12"
12141	normal wing bone	4	good	Last Available: "2025-12"
12142	fancy drinkable squat huge weak skeleton venom	3	good	Effect: "Jungle Juiced", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2025-12"
12143	distilled purple baked bone meal	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
12144	therapeutic plastic skeleton rib cage	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2025-12"
12145	grievous plastic skeleton skull	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2025-12"
12146	ruddy plastic skeleton Crimbo hat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2025-12"
12147	assembled plastic Santa skeleton	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12148	bouncing sleigh	0		Familiar Weight: +10
12149	blinking undertakers' forceps	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12150	bone-polishing rag	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12151	stanky medical-grade scorched skeleton mask	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12152	tumbling careful scorched skeleton shirt of bravery	0		Monster Level: -10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2025-12"
12153	green Annie Oakley's curative scorched skeleton pants	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2025-12"
12154	messenger parrot egg	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12155	buryable chest	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12156	Shanty: Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor	0		Skill: "Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12157	pulsating Shanty: Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor (used)	0		Skill: "Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12158	spinning fuchsia Shanty: I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor	0		Skill: "I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12159	squat Shanty: I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor (used)	0		Skill: "I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12160	Shanty: Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance	0		Skill: "Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance", Last Available: "2025-12"
12161	Shanty: Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance (used)	0		Skill: "Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance", Last Available: "2025-12"
12162	maroon Shanty: Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor?	0		Skill: "Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor?", Last Available: "2025-12"
12163	Shanty: Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor? (used)	0		Skill: "Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor?", Last Available: "2025-12"
12164	Shanty: Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor	0		Skill: "Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12165	Shanty: Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor (used)	0		Skill: "Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12166	blue Crymbocurrency tattoo	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12167	narrow friendly fireproof bonesaw of the blizzard	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2025-12"
12168	greasy vermiculite shield of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12169	ship's lantern of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2025-12"
12170	narrow fireproof resourceful heat-resistant harpoon pistol	0		Maximum MP: +50, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2025-12"
12171	rotten massive traditional gingerloaf	7	crappy	Last Available: "2025-12"
12172	strong lousy maroon Scotch and eggnog	5	decent	Last Available: "2025-12"
12173	polarized blinking counterskeleton elixir	0		Effect: "Purity of Spirit", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2025-12"
12174	perfectly mixed pulsating &quot;salvaged&quot; wine	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-12"
12175	tumbling maroon The Encyclopedia of Holiday Funerary Rites (used)	0		Skill: "Holiday Burial Knowledge", Last Available: "2025-12"
12176	crate of prize-winning cheese	0		No Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
12177	spoiled wedge of prize-winning cheese	3	crappy	Last Available: "2025-12"
12178	tarnished super-tarnished triple-ionized gummi fingerbone	0		Effect: "Brother Flying Burrito's Blessing", Effect Duration: 68
12179	jittery groovy glimmering crystal of the glutton	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2025-12"
12180	boxed Heartstone	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-02"
12181	Heartstone	0		All Attributes Percent: +25, Experience: +3, HP Regen Min: 15, HP Regen Max: 20, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Steal Monster's Heart", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %kill", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %banish", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %stun", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %luck", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %pals", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %buff", Last Available: "2026-02"
12182	Thwaitgold meat bee statuette	0		
12183	pulsating blurry loose Meats	0		
12184	Archaeologist's Spade	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12185	purple boxed Archaeologist's Spade	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-03"
12186	huge dinosaur bone fragment	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12187	upside-down Pork Elf pottery shard	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12188	gray 2015 landfill detritus	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12189	intact dinosaur egg	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12190	fossilized cow femur	0		Familiar Weight: +5
12191	narrow unopened Pork Elf toiletries kit	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12192	Pork Elf toiletries kit	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12193	corrupted pulsating Pork Elf mouthwash	0		Effect: "The Smeezingtons", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2026-03"
12194	liquefied triple-dry irradiated blinking Pork Elf deodorant	0		Effect: "Uncaged Power", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2026-03"
12195	dry upside-down wobbly Pork Elf toothpaste	0		Effect: "Full of Vinegar", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2026-03"
12196	bolt of fabric	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12197	cyan baleful savvy and dress	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2026-03"
12198	scandalous occult and dress	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2026-03"
12199	extra-warmed wobbly dinosaur bone broth	0		Effect: "Helping Comes Second", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2026-03"
12200	gnawing bone	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12201	padded dinosaur bone club	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Last Available: "2026-03"
12202	therapeutic rock-hard dinosaur skull helmet	0		Damage Reduction: 5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2026-03"
12203	fireproof flame-wreathed quilted dinosaur bone corset	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2026-03"
12204	tolerable Pork Elf cough syrup	4	good	Last Available: "2026-03"
12205	Pork Elf neti pot	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12206	shaking Pork Elf medicine cabinet	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12207	Pork Elf sink	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12208	Pork Elf toilet	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12209	bite-sized stale rat pizza	1	decent	Last Available: "2026-03"
12210	bouncing Fleek&trade; mascara	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12211	Annie Oakley's electrified hoverboard of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +20, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-03"
12212	Jim Carey's rosy-cheeked left shark fin of horror	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Monster Level: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2026-03"
12213	huge fitness tracking bracelet of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-03"
12214	denatured pulsating cyan candy bone	1		
12215	ghostly wrapped Baseball Diamond	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-04"
12216	Baseball Diamond	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2026-04"
12217	tasty small mirror discarded hot dog	2	awesome	Last Available: "2026-04"
12218	mediocre pulsating most of a beer	4	decent	Last Available: "2026-04"
12222	huge ghostly pasta wand loot box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-05"
12223	<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary pasta wand</span>	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +5, Hot Damage: +5, Cold Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5, Spell Damage: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +15, Pasta Thrall Experience: +1, Single Equip, Display Name: "<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary pasta wand</span>", Last Available: "2026-05"
12225	squat legendary noodles	0		Last Available: "2026-05"
12226	jumbo moldy can of tuna	5	crappy	
12227	normal alien salad	4	good	
12228	flavorless ratbatatouille	3	decent	
12229	bland twirling onigiri	4	decent	
12230	stale crudit&eacute;s	4	decent	
12231	low-calorie stale olive sauced mutton	1	decent	
12232	enchanted spoiled hot honey ant	3	crappy	Effect: "Permanent Halloween", Effect Duration: 35
12233	rotten huge tomb aspic	3	crappy	
12234	spoiled later tots	4	crappy	
12235	spoiled half-sized Frutti di Scatoletta	2	crappy	Last Available: "2026-05"
12236	moldy Pesto alla Marziano	3	crappy	Last Available: "2026-05"
12237	flavorless ghostly mirror Arrattabbattabiata	3	decent	Last Available: "2026-05"
12238	stale big Orzo di Riso	5	decent	Last Available: "2026-05"
12239	half-sized spoiled tumbling Pasta Grimavera	2	crappy	Last Available: "2026-05"
12240	moldy narrow Linguini Ubriacapa	3	crappy	Last Available: "2026-05"
12241	bland snack-sized Formica e Pepe	2	decent	Last Available: "2026-05"
12242	yummy huge Tubetto Gelatto	3	awesome	Last Available: "2026-05"
12243	decent Gnocci Domani	3	good	Last Available: "2026-05"
12244	jittery Thwaitgold wallet moth statuette	0		
12245	blue scabbarded Sword of S Words	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-06"
12246	second-hand synthetic sloth skin scabbard	0		Familiar Weight: +5
12248	mega helmet	0		
12252	rosy-cheeked smartaleck's Space Soldier Helmet	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Maximum HP Percent: +30
12253	flavorless shaking premium turkey leg	4	decent	
12254	watered-down perfectly mixed wobbly styrofoam cup of mead	2	EPIC	
12255	wobbly friendly sword	0		Familiar Weight: +3
12256	bouncing veiny staff	0		Maximum HP: +10
12257	blurry lime green rock-hard lute	0		Damage Reduction: 5
12258	shrink-wrapped Cup of 13s	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-07"
12259	Cup of 13s	0		Booze Drop: +60, MP Regen Min: 4, MP Regen Max: 8, HP Regen Min: 8, HP Regen Max: 13, Last Available: "2026-07"
12260	gray chaotic energetic The Wizard's Android of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +10
12261	flash paperwad	0		
12262	maroon juggling ball	0		
12263	shaking skewed up-at-dawn tactical jester's cap of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Adventures: +5, Combat Item Damage Percent: 50
12264	single-use sword	0		
12265	flimsy plastic helmet of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5
12266	up-at-dawn flimsy plastic greaves	0		Adventures: +5
12267	Herculean flimsy plastic breastplate	0		Experience (Muscle): +1
12268	censurious flimsy plastic shield	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3
12269	squat packaged Portable Laughing Stock	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-07"
12270	lightning-fast chilly Herculean Portable Laughing Stock	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Cold Damage: +5, Initiative: +40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Taunt Your Foe", Last Available: "2026-07"
12271	personal trainer's wizardly Staff of Anachronistic Churning of the sweet-tooth	0		Mysticality: +25, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Candy Drop: +100
12272	spoiled narrow classic banana	4	crappy	Last Available: "2026-07"
12273	moldy special watermelon	3	crappy	Effect: "Electrolit Up", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2026-07"
12274	spoiled quince	4	crappy	Last Available: "2026-07"
12275	Interesting Coin	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12276	Interesting Coin Inheritance Letter	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-08"
12277	bland classic banana pie	3	decent	Last Available: "2026-07"
12278	unsweetened diffused essential banana decoction	0		Effect: "Hobo Flavor", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2026-07"
12279	extra-enhanced narrow narrow blurry banana quintessence	0		Effect: "Shamboozled", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2026-07"
12280	irresponsibly strong hand-crafted Aesop Daiquiri	8	EPIC	Last Available: "2026-07"
12281	tolerable Monkey Congress	4	good	Last Available: "2026-07"
12282	tasty watermelon pie	3	awesome	Last Available: "2026-07"
12283	boiled blue concentrated watermelon juice	0		Effect: "Pyramid Power", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2026-07"
12284	pressed boiled Aqua Citrulanatae	0		Effect: "Dilated Pupils", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2026-07"
12285	mediocre red Melonegroni	3	decent	Last Available: "2026-07"
12286	perfectly mixed Melonade Spritz	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2026-07"
12287	flavorless quince pie	3	decent	Last Available: "2026-07"
12288	cold-filtered moist pulsating quince quaff	0		Effect: "Bubblin' Rage", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2026-07"
12289	ionized Quickquince	0		Effect: "Barking Mad", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2026-07"
12290	extra-dry lousy Quiskey Sour	5	decent	Last Available: "2026-07"
12291	lousy triple-distilled Quincea&ntilde;era Cooler	6	decent	Last Available: "2026-07"
12292	hand-crafted Roth IPA	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2026-08"
12293	veiny wicked underdraft protection	0		Spell Damage: +5, Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2026-08"
12294	solvent	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12295	big yummy maroon soybean futures	5	awesome	Last Available: "2026-08"
12296	pickled gray housing bubble	0		Effect: "Slightly Cursed, Mostly Lucky", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2026-08"
12297	warmed wet narrow Pixie-Swordz	0		Effect: "Bugbear in Tooth and Claw", Effect Duration: 59
12298	savvy financial instrument of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Mysticality Percent: +20, Last Available: "2026-08"
12299	gravedigger's Tesla hedge fund clippers	0		Spooky Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2026-08"
12300	weightlifter's selling shorts	0		Muscle: +15, Last Available: "2026-08"
12301	yellow bear tattoo	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12302	squat blurry bull tattoo	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12303	skewed smelly 401k ring of the businessman	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2026-08"
12304	balance sheet	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12305	super-boiled fuchsia invisible hand	0		Effect: "Milk Studly", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2026-08"
12306	pickled polarized circle of overdraft protection scroll	0		Effect: "Optimist Primal", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2026-08"
12307	non-chilled ionized shaking spinning mint	0		Effect: "A View to Some Meat", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2026-08"
12308	squat maroon savings bondo	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12309	homeowner's loam	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12310	distilled toxic asset	1		Effect: "Wet Jaw", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2026-08"
12311	vaporized intangible asset	1		Effect: "Salty Mouth", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2026-08"
12312	dried liquid asset	1		Last Available: "2026-08"
12313	gross prophet chrysalis	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12314	blinking cast entrails	0		Familiar Weight: +5
12315	mediocre Malattia Becco Malbec	4	decent	
12316	cyan pulsating kneecapping contract	0		Skill: "Order a Kneecapping"
12317	Old Country cookbook	0		Skill: "Old Country Cooking"
12318	blue Thwaitgold and beetle statuette	0		
12319	bouncing Blue Team scarf	0		
12320	pulsating Red Team scarf	0		
12321	jittery meat shield toddler	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-09"
12322	can of shield tenderizer	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2026-09"