1	seal-clubbing club	0		
2	bouncing seal tooth	0		
3	frightening helmet turtle	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
4	turtle totem	0		
5	pasta spoon	0		
6	brainy ravioli hat	0		Mysticality: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
7	wobbly saucepan	0		
8	spices	0		
9	Newton's disco mask	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
10	disco ball	0		
11	ghostly stolen accordion	0		Song Duration: 5
12	gray mariachi pants	0		Familiar Effect: "8xPotato, cap 2"
14	diluted moxie weed	1		Effect: "Become Superficially interested", Effect Duration: 20
15	powdered strongness elixir	1		
16	distilled magicalness-in-a-can	1		
17	spoiled noodles	4	crappy	
18	tortoise's blessing	0		
19	studded asparagus knife	0		Damage Absorption: +80
20	lime green Kentucky-style derby	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 5"
21	pulsating sweet ninja sword	0		
22	olive studded boxer shorts	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, 4xVolley, cap 5"
23	chewing gum on a string	0		
24	maroon ten-leaf clover	0		
25	meat paste	0		
26	Dolphin King's map	0		
27	wobbly spider web	0		
28	really spider web	0		
29	really really spider web	0		
30	jittery rock	0		
31	seal-toothed rock	0		
32	squat smartaleck's Bjorn's Hammer	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Class: "Seal Clubber"
33	red snorkel	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
34	Dolphin King's crown of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xGhuol, cap 8"
35	nasty Knob Goblin scimitar	0		Stench Damage: +5
36	banded Knob Goblin tongs	0		Damage Absorption: +100
37	frightening viking helmet	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 5"
38	skewed Knob Goblin pants of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 5xPotato, cap 6"
39	shaking pretty flower	0		
40	shaking casino pass	0		
41	bad watered-down ice-cold Sir Schlitz	2	decent	
42	blurry hermit permit	0		
43	worthless trinket	0		
44	worthless gewgaw	0		
45	worthless knick-knack	0		
46	twirling olive figurine	0		
47	rotten half-sized hot buttered roll	2	crappy	
48	pulsating heart of rock and roll	0		
49	stale bowl of cottage cheese	3	decent	
50	skewed auspicious Rock and Roll Legend	0		Item Drop: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10
51	scorching Knob Goblin Uberpants	0		Hot Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 11"
52	spinning banjo strings	0		
53	narrow double-paned stone banjo	0		Cold Resistance: +5
54	spinning Tesla personal trainer's Disco Banjo	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Class: "Disco Bandit"
55	jabañero pepper	0		
56	hot sauce	0		
57	blinking huge smooth 5-Alarm Saucepan	0		Moxie: +15, Class: "Sauceror"
58	stone turtle	0		
59	lime green slingshot	0		
60	rock-hard Mace of the Tortoise	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
61	rotten olive fortune cookie	4	crappy	
62	oriole-feather headdress of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xVolley, cap 3"
63	action figure body	0		
64	action figure head	0		
65	Mighty Bjorn action figure	0		
66	twig	0		
67	spaghetti with rock-balls	0		
68	Sherlock's slick Pasta Spoon of Peril	0		Moxie: +10, Item Drop: +25, Class: "Pastamancer"
69	Newbiesport™ tent	0		
70	bar skin	0		
71	avaricious stakes	0		Meat Drop: +30
72	barskin hat of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 13"
73	barskin tent	0		
74	Temple map	0		
75	yellow sapling	0		
76	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	0		
77	skewed horrifying stick	0		Spooky Damage: +25
78	flame-retardant pretty bouquet	0		Hot Resistance: +1
79	bugbear bungguard	0		Familiar Effect: "5xBarrr, cap 7"
80	fairy gravy boat	0		
81	bad narrow ice-cold Willer	4	decent	
82	ring	0		
83	blinking shaft	0		
84	tumbling Orcish meat locker	0		
85	unlocked meat locker	0		
86	squat key	0		
87	lime green meat from yesterday	0		
88	narrow meat stack	0		
89	blinking cyan sword hilt	0		
90	lime green helmet recipe	0		
91	wobbly pants kit	0		
92	meatsmithing guide	0		
93	twirling olive basic meat sword of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50
94	basic meat pants of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xPotato, cap 10"
95	dangerous basic meat helmet	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 2xFairy, cap 10"
96	educational dope gangsta bling-bling	0		Experience: +1
97	upside-down ribald pimpin' meat hat of the detective	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xVolley, cap 13"
98	mirror dried face	0		
99	meat face	0		
100	lifeless meat doll	0		
101	ghostly meat golem	0		
102	shrunken head	0		
103	blue frosty energetic staff	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +10
104	scarecrow	0		
105	bite-sized stale bowl of charms	1	decent	
106	ketchup	1	EPIC	
107	catsup	1	decent	
108	stick	0		
109	tumbling crossbow string	0		
110	purple basic meat staff of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25
111	basic meat crossbow of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3
112	up-at-dawn supercool meatloaf helmet	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1.5xFairy, cap 13"
113	lime green dripping meat sword of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20
114	frosty dripping meat staff	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
115	squat gray dripping meat crossbow of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20
116	smelly Bugfinder Blade of doom	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
117	pulsating Gnollish plunger	0		
118	spinning shaking spring	0		
119	sprocket	0		
120	cog	0		
121	sprocket assembly	0		
122	blurry cog and sprocket assembly	0		
123	spinning Gnollish flyswatter	0		
124	empty meat tank	0		
125	teal full meat tank	0		
126	huge meat engine	0		
127	zippy Gnollish autoplunger	0		Initiative: +20
128	foul-smelling meat pants	0		Stench Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, cap 11"
129	olive squat auspicious third-hand nunchaku	0		Item Drop: +10
130	veiny eyepatch	0		Maximum HP: +10, Familiar Effect: "4xBarrr, cap 8"
131	frilly skirt	0		Familiar Effect: "4xFairy, cap 8"
132	Meat maid body	0		
133	blue Certificate of Participation	0		
134	bitchin' meatcar	0		
135	shaking sweet rims	0		
136	blurry tires	0		
137	dope wheels	0		
138	red ice-cold six-pack	0		
139	valuable trinket	0		
140	dingy planks	0		
141	huge dingy dinghy	0		
142	anticheese	0		
143	cottage	0		
144	stone of eXtreme power	0		
145	barbed-wire fence	0		
146	dinghy plans	0		
147	eXtreme meat sword of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100
148	mirror wobbly bouncing eXtreme meat staff of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100
149	inspector's eXtreme meat crossbow	0		Item Drop: +15
150	up-at-dawn smooth Scalp of Gorgolok	0		Moxie: +15, Adventures: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
151	aromatic Herculean Elder Turtle Shell	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Stench Resistance: +1, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
152	reassuring grievous Colander of Em-er'il	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spooky Resistance: +1, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
153	shellacked Samson's Ancient Saucehelm	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Damage Reduction: 7, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
154	cyan huge twirling spinning prompt Disco 'Fro Pick of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Adventures: +3, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
155	resourceful crafty El Sombrero De Lopez	0		Maximum MP: 60, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
156	guild application	0		
157	tumbling Dramatic™ range	0		
158	Gnollish pie tin	0		
159	wad of dough	0		
160	pie crust	0		
161	tasty ghuol egg	3	awesome	
162	rotten ghuol egg quiche	3	crappy	
163	skeleton bone of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5
164	smart skull	0		
165	bouncing skewer	0		
166	narrow ghuol ears	0		
167	decent ghuol-ear kabob	4	good	
168	ghostly bone rattle of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100
169	huge bugbear beanie	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7"
170	lihc eye	0		
171	yummy lihc eye pie	4	awesome	
172	gnoll lips	0		
173	taco shell	0		
174	gray Gnollish casserole dish	0		
175	spoiled uncooked chorizo	3	crappy	
176	bouncing disembodied brain	0		
177	brainy skull	0		
178	detective skull	0		
179	decent pulsating chorizo taco	4	good	
180	acceptable ice-cold fotie	3	good	
181	jittery baseball	0		
182	blinking batgut	0		
183	bat wing	0		
184	jittery briefcase	0		
185	cyan fat stacks of cash	0		
186	skewed bean	0		
187	loose teeth	0		
188	bat guano	0		
189	huge guano coffee cup	0		
191	up-at-dawn batskin belt	0		Adventures: +5
192	shaking batskin belt	0		
193	blinking birthday candle	0		
194	shellacked Mr. Accessory	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Softcore Only
195	Rosewater's eXtreme nose ring	0		Mysticality Percent: +30
196	disassembled clover	0		
197	rat whisker	0		
198	spinning rat appendix	0		
199	red stylish ring	0		Moxie: +25
200	stale rat appendix kabob	4	decent	
201	yummy gigantic bat wing kabob	8	awesome	
202	tiny flavorless carob chunks	1	decent	
203	herbs	0		
204	flavorless carob chunk cookies	4	decent	
205	shaking jittery secret blend of herbs and spices	0		
206	piercing post	0		
207	hippy herbal tea	1	good	
208	patchouli incense stick	0		
209	wad of tofu	0		
210	narrow Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	0		Bonus Resting MP: +7
211	decorative fountain	0		
212	narrow windchimes	0		
213	chaotic clever filthy corduroys	0		Maximum MP: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 2xPotato, cap 15"
214	padded filthy knitted dread sack	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 15"
215	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	0		
216	adequate carob brownies	3	good	
217	big toothsome shaking mirror herb brownies	5	awesome	
218	mirror maroon hemp string	0		
219	necklace chain	0		
220	gnoll teeth	0		
221	lard-coated gnoll-tooth necklace	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
222	phat turquoise bead	0		
223	phat turquoise bracelet of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3
224	frightening eyepatch	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, cap 6"
225	yummy tofu casserole	4	awesome	
226	distilled twirling can of Red Minotaur	1	awesome	
227	Kentucky-fried meat sword of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25
228	flame-retardant Kentucky-fried meat staff	0		Hot Resistance: +1
229	Newton's Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3
230	cool dead guy's watch	0		Moxie: +5, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
231	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	0		
232	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	0		
233	skewed Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	0		
234	cyan Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	0		
235	gray ribald razor-sharp Bigger Bugfinder Blade	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Sleaze Damage: +10
236	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	0		
237	weak hand-crafted yellow bottle of gin	2	EPIC	
238	artisanal special weak bottle of vodka	2	EPIC	Effect: "Punch Another Day", Effect Duration: 40
239	wicked razor-sharp Orcish baseball cap	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spell Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 15"
240	spinning zippy Da Vinci's Orcish cargo shorts	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 2xGhuol, cap 15"
241	perfumed Orcish frat-paddle	0		Stench Resistance: +5
242	gigantic rotten	10	crappy	
243	adequate twirling grapefruit	3	good	
244	decent green grapes	4	good	
245	adequate olive	3	good	
246	spoiled tomato	3	crappy	
247	shaking huge twirling fermenting powder	0		
248	weak bad salty dog	2	decent	
249	lousy shaking bloody mary	4	decent	
250	practically non-alcoholic acceptable spinning screwdriver	1	good	
251	hand-crafted martini	4	EPIC	
252	fortified acceptable yellow bloody beer	5	good	
253	mediocre olive twirling shot of schnapps	3	decent	
254	delicious red shot of grapefruit schnapps	3	awesome	
255	bad practically non-alcoholic green fine wine	1	decent	
256	fortified acceptable spinning shot of tomato schnapps	5	good	
257	practically non-alcoholic fancy artisanal upside-down extra-spicy bloody mary	1	super EPIC	Effect: "Oh Hamlet Hamlet Hamlet Hamlet", Effect Duration: 50
258	jittery spinning dense meat stack	0		
259	snake skin	0		
260	spoiled White Citadel fries	4	crappy	
261	massive rotten White Citadel burger	10	crappy	
262	toothsome piece of wedding cake	3	awesome	
263	miniature normal chocolate chips	2	good	
264	special small moldy blinking chocolate chip cookies	2	crappy	Effect: "Stop and Smell the Fudge", Effect Duration: 20
265	Jeselnik's satin pants	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xPotato, cap 10"
266	mediocre lightning	3	decent	
267	gray wholesome mullet wig	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 10"
268	narrow censurious meat cowboy hat	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 3xLep, cap 10"
269	squat skewed baleful sword	0		Spell Damage: +25
270	blue picket fence	0		
271	boiled bouncing squat barbell	1		Effect: "Flaming Weapon", Effect Duration: 25
272	powdered yellow squat ghostly concentrated magicalness pill	1		Effect: "Deadly Flashing Blade", Effect Duration: 5
273	compressed moxie weed	1		
274	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	0		
275	mosquito larva	0		
276	leprechaun hatchling	0		
277	dehydrated extra-strength strongness elixir	1		Effect: "Gunky Dory", Effect Duration: 30
278	pickled pulsating jug-o-magicalness	1		Effect: "The Wisdom... of the Future", Effect Duration: 40
279	powdered suntan lotion of moxiousness	1		
280	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	0		
281	rosy-cheeked gasmask	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 12"
282	skewed Boris's key	0		
283	Jarlsberg's key	0		
284	Sneaky Pete's key	0		
285	personal trainer's walrus-tusk earring	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
286	pulsating boxer's ring of half-assed regeneration	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Single Equip
287	thinker's Boris's ring	0		Mysticality: +10
288	potato sprout	0		
289	huge Jarlsberg's earring of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100
290	horrifying Sneaky Pete's breath spray	0		Spooky Damage: +25
291	groovy wizardly can of maces	0		Mysticality: +25, Moxie Percent: +10
292	spinning Jack Frost's rubber axe	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50
293	savvy boxer's chef's hat	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Mysticality Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xLep, cap 7"
294	asbestos-lined pail	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, cap 7"
295	stiffened demonskin trousers	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 3xPotato, cap 17"
296	personal trainer's dungeoneer's dungarees	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 4xPotato, cap 7"
297	concentrated double-nitrogenated green tamarind-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Flimsy Shield of the Pastalord", Effect Duration: 67
298	activated mirror lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Big", Effect Duration: 35
299	non-moist activated irradiated pickle-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Knightlife", Effect Duration: 67
300	unsweetened jabañero-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Dexteri Tea", Effect Duration: 32
301	spinning flat dough	0		
302	flavorless huge Knob sausage	4	decent	
303	thick rotten skewed Knob mushroom	5	crappy	
304	red dry noodles	0		
305	shaking ghostly Jeselnik's Knob Goblin harem pants	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 8xPotato, cap 2"
306	sharpshooter's Knob Goblin harem veil	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "5xLep, cap 2"
307	quantum quantum blurry Knob Goblin perfume	0		Effect: "Preternatural Greed", Effect Duration: 34
308	family-friendly Knob Goblin elite helm	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, cap 15"
309	mirror narrow Knob Goblin elite pants of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, cap 15"
310	bouncing ruddy Knob Goblin elite polearm	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40
311	hill of beans	0		
312	coward's Knob Goblin visor	0		Monster Level: -20, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 12"
313	coward's Crown of the Goblin King	0		Monster Level: -20, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 17"
314	rotten bean burrito	4	crappy	
315	spoiled bean burrito	3	crappy	
316	diet spoiled insanely bean burrito	1	crappy	
317	spoiled bean burrito	3	crappy	
318	decent lime green bean burrito	4	good	
319	big flavorless insanely bean burrito	5	decent	
320	spoiled bat haggis	3	crappy	
321	moldy huge twirling menudo	3	crappy	
322	flavorless diet goat cheese	1	decent	
323	toothsome fancy plain pizza	3	awesome	Effect: "Feet of Watermelon", Effect Duration: 40
324	big normal huge sausage pizza	5	good	
325	spoiled goat cheese pizza	4	crappy	
326	flavorless mushroom pizza	3	decent	
327	goat	0		
328	lousy spinning skewed bottle of whiskey	3	decent	
329	jittery skewed Usain Bolt's goat beard	0		Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 15"
330	huge shaking glass of goat's milk	1	EPIC	
331	delicious Canadian	3	awesome	
332	rotten fancy lemon	3	crappy	Effect: "Polka Face", Effect Duration: 35
333	tasty bite-sized blurry lime	1	awesome	
334	sabre teeth of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25
335	sabre-toothed lime cub	0		
336	razor-sharp consolation ribbon	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25
337	shaking yellow ol' trophy	0		
338	tenderizing hammer	0		
339	Cobb's Knob lab key	0		
340	ionized bouncing Knob Goblin steroids	0		Effect: "Red-Shirted Escort", Effect Duration: 24
341	energized huge pulsating Knob Goblin love potion	0		Effect: "Berry Defensive", Effect Duration: 47
342	Knob Goblin stink bomb	0		
343	Vulcanized unsweetened squat red Knob Goblin sharpening spray	0		Effect: "Human-Penguin Hybrid", Effect Duration: 49
344	ghostly Knob Goblin seltzer	0		
345	Knob Goblin superseltzer	0		
346	scrumptious reagent	0		
347	red Dyspepsi-Cola	0		
348	pulsating foul-smelling ninja mask	0		Stench Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xBarrr, cap 20"
349	blinking icy katana hilt	0		
350	blinking hot katana blade	0		
351	icy-hot katana of the dark arts of temperance	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Sleaze Resistance: +5
352	hardy ninja hot pants	0		Maximum HP: +50, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 3xPotato, cap 17"
353	skewed ninja stars	0		
354	bouncing greedy nunchaku of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +20
355	huge eXtreme scarf of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 25"
356	wicked snowboarder pants	0		Spell Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 25"
357	Mountain Stream soda	0		
358	snack-sized adequate spinning gr8ps	2	good	
359	rotten t8r tots	4	crappy	
360	huge sage miner's helmet	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 20"
361	Jeselnik's miner's pants	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1.5xPotato, cap 20"
362	green studded 7-Foot Dwarven mattock	0		Damage Absorption: +80
363	squat pulsating linoleum ore	0		
364	asbestos ore	0		
365	chrome ore	0		
366	linoleum sword hilt	0		
367	linoleum stick	0		
368	linoleum crossbow string	0		
369	squat asbestos sword hilt	0		
370	asbestos stick	0		
371	asbestos crossbow string	0		
372	chrome sword hilt	0		
373	narrow mirror chrome stick	0		
374	fuchsia twirling chrome crossbow string	0		
375	linoleum meat stack	0		
376	lime green asbestos meat stack	0		
377	chrome meat stack	0		
378	shaking padded grievous linoleum sword	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Damage Absorption: +20
379	boxer's beefcake's linoleum staff	0		Muscle: +25, Muscle Percent: +10
380	Sinatra's linoleum crossbow of courage	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Spooky Resistance: +3
381	greedy healthy asbestos sword	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +20
382	bouncing Socratic asbestos staff of James Dean	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Experience (Moxie): +3
383	reassuring asbestos crossbow of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Spooky Resistance: +1
384	wholesome chrome sword of doom	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
385	manspreader's strapping chrome staff	0		Muscle: +5, Monster Level: +10
386	wobbly spinning cyan perfumed hardy chrome crossbow	0		Maximum HP: +50, Stench Resistance: +5
387	fuzzy dice	0		
388	green yeti fur	0		
389	meaty helmet turtle of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 17"
390	upside-down dangerous asbestos helmet turtle	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xFairy, cap 20"
391	stylish linoleum helmet turtle	0		Moxie: +25, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xFairy, cap 25"
392	chrome helmet turtle of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xFairy, cap 30"
393	fuchsia penguin skin	0		
394	blinking yak skin	0		
395	tumbling hippopotamus skin	0		
396	red penguin shorts of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xGhuol, cap 30"
397	clever yakskin pants	0		Maximum MP: +20, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato, cap 35"
398	forbidden hippopotamus pants	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 32"
399	maroon occult eXtreme mittens	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25
400	handful of drink tickets	0		
401	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	0		
402	tumbling brawny swashbuckling pants	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 1.5xFairy, cap 20"
403	energetic shoulder parrot	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20
404	acoustic guitarrr of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25
405	sunken chest	0		
406	narrow pirate pelvis	0		
407	green pirate skull	0		
408	mirror pirate skeleton	0		
409	vial of patchouli oil	0		
410	brainy sk8board	0		Mysticality: +5
411	mirror Jolly Roger charrrm	0		
412	fuchsia barrrnacle	0		
413	purple chaotic Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10
414	teal crowbarrr of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25
415	bouncing blurry Fonzie's leotarrrd	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 22"
416	curative safarrri hat	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, cap 22"
417	improved wet henna tattoo	0		Effect: "White-boy Angst", Effect Duration: 56
418	improved tumbling Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	0		Effect: "Holiday Bliss", Effect Duration: 35
419	activated liquefied green huge serum of sarcasm	0		Effect: "You Know What's Up", Effect Duration: 24
420	Vulcanized dry blurry tomato juice of powerful power	0		Effect: "World's Shortest Giant", Effect Duration: 38
421	pickled philter of phorce	0		Effect: "Swimming with Sharks", Effect Duration: 46
422	dry moist skewed potion of potency	0		Effect: "Sleaze-Resistant Trousers", Effect Duration: 25
423	electrified ionized cordial of concentration	0		Effect: "Blessing of Bulbazinalli", Effect Duration: 59
424	enhanced ointment of the occult	0		Effect: "Salad Days", Effect Duration: 61
425	liquefied modified ghostly oil of expertise	0		Effect: "Wit Tea", Effect Duration: 50
426	denatured potion of temporary gr8ness	0		Effect: "Feroci Tea", Effect Duration: 29
427	spinning Oprah's box	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Wiki Name: "box"
428	nothing-in-the-box	0		
429	wobbly beanbag chair	0		Bonus Resting MP: +30
430	acid-squirting flower	0		Single Equip, Thorns: 1
431	teal Samson's clown shoes	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Clowniness: 25
432	sharpshooter's bloody clown pants	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Clowniness: 25, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 2xFairy, cap 12"
433	blue skinny balloon	0		
434	perfumed balloon helmet	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Clowniness: 25, Familiar Effect: "3xFairy, cap 12"
435	hale rock-hard balloon sword	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum HP: +20, Clowniness: 50
436	balloon monkey	0		
437	blue chef skull	0		
438	lime green chef-in-the-box	0		
439	bartender skull	0		
440	bartender-in-the-box	0		
441	chef-skull-in-the-box	0		
442	bartender-skull-in-the-box	0		
443	beer lens	0		
444	beer goggles	0		
445	grievous box-in-the-box	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50
446	purple nothing-in-the-box-in-the-box	0		
447	squat extremely unsafe box-in-the-box-in-the-box	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100
448	purple rosy-cheeked foolscap fool's cap of courage	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Spooky Resistance: +3, Clowniness: 25, Familiar Effect: "3xVolley, cap 10"
449	narrow electrified clown nose	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Clowniness: 25
450	pretentious paintbrush	0		
451	ghostly pretentious palette	0		
452	narrow disease	0		
453	sober pill	0		
454	narrow maroon screwdriver	0		
455	adequate fuchsia jumbo olive	3	good	
456	lousy skewed dry martini	3	decent	
457	ye olde golde frontes of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip
458	green continuum transfunctioner	0		
459	pixel	0		
460	pixel	0		
461	pixel	0		
462	pixel	0		
463	red pixel	0		
464	pixel potion	0		
465	olive pixel potion	0		
466	skewed pixel potion	0		
467	bite-sized toothsome pixel pie	1	awesome	
468	yellow ruby W	0		
469	wussiness potion	0		
470	watered-down lousy narrow Imp Ale	2	decent	
471	big spoiled blinking hot wing	5	crappy	
472	supercharged diamond-studded cane	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Class: "Disco Bandit"
473	Samson's crutch	0		Experience (Muscle): +5
474	wobbly upside-down cast	0		
475	family-friendly Tesla mask	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xBarrr, cap 15"
476	ghostly hellion cube	0		
477	infernal insoles of the cougar of terror	0		Moxie: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
478	evil arch	0		
479	dodecagram	0		
480	box of birthday candles	0		
481	narrow skewed eldritch butterknife	0		
482	squat Oprah's Mr. Container	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2004-12"
483	Jack Frost's Newbiesport™ backpack	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2004-12"
484	fortified hemp backpack	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Last Available: "2004-12"
485	tumbling jittery snakehead charrrm	0		
486	Talisman o' Namsilat of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Single Equip
487	curative arrrgyle socks	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
488	guitar pick	0		
489	blue drab sonata	0		
490	mesh cap of chilblains of Flo-Jo	0		Cold Damage: +25, Initiative: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 41"
491	enormous belt buckle	0		
492	blue nasty wholesome chaps	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xBarrr, cap 40"
493	cyan ketchup hound	0		
494	twirling batblade of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20
495	bouncing pulsating catgut	0		
496	tumbling cat appendix	0		
497	jittery gnatwing	0		
498	stale papaya	4	decent	
499	wobbly lightning-fast family-friendly denim axe	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Initiative: +40
500	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	0		
501	normal snack-sized Elfin shortbread	2	good	
502	blinking pagoda plans	0		
503	moldy skewed skewered cat appendix	4	crappy	
504	ghostly evil arches	0		
505	fireproof gnatwing earring of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Hot Resistance: +3
506	decent huge Hell broth	7	good	
507	chaotic thunderrr guitarrr	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10
508	sonata	0		
509	maroon upside-down Hey Deze nuts	0		
510	mirror Boris's key lime	0		
511	Jarlsberg's key lime	0		
512	Sneaky Pete's key lime	0		
513	small adequate Boris's key lime pie	2	good	
514	bland olive Jarlsberg's key lime pie	3	decent	
515	rotten enchanted upside-down Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	3	crappy	Effect: "Badger Underfoot", Effect Duration: 45
516	Hey Deze map	0		
517	wicked bejeweled accordion strap	0		Spell Damage: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief"
518	mystery juice	0		
519	moxie magnet	0		Moxie Controls MP
520	leaflet	0		
521	blinking Samson's kickback cookbook	0		Experience (Muscle): +5
522	one-winged stab bat	0		
523	rewinged stab bat	0		
524	practically non-alcoholic enchanted mediocre papaya sling	1	decent	Effect: "Muscularrr", Effect Duration: 25
525	narrow grue egg	0		
526	Frobozz Real-Estate Company Instant House (TM)	0		
527	volleyball	0		
528	wobbly blood-faced volleyball	0		
529	fertilized ghuol egg	0		
530	altered spray paint	0		Effect: "Egg-stra Arm", Effect Duration: 63
531	ghostly manspreader's special sauce glove	0		Monster Level: +10, Class: "Sauceror", Single Equip
532	Jeselnik's ladle of mystery	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Class: "Sauceror"
533	Gnollish toolbox	0		
534	abridged dictionary	0		
535	purple narrow bridge	0		
536	dictionary	0		
537	twirling pr0n legs	0		
538	f3d0r4 of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 27"
539	huge lowercase N	0		
540	magnetized pulsating lime green Tasty Fun Good rice candy	0		Effect: "Adrenaline Rush", Effect Duration: 13
541	executive Temple Grandin's draggin' ball hat	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 25"
542	Usain Bolt's miser's 1337 7r0uZ0RZ	0		Meat Drop: +10, Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, cap 27"
543	super-sized flavorless wobbly Trollhouse cookies	5	decent	
544	cyan perfumed personal trainer's talons	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Stench Resistance: +5
545	toothsome half-sized Spam Witch sammich	2	awesome	
546	meat vortex	0		
547	334 scroll	0		
548	668 scroll	0		
549	upside-down 30669 scroll	0		
550	33398 scroll	0		
551	64067 scroll	0		
552	squat 64735 scroll	0		
553	31337 scroll	0		
554	normal blurry pr0n cocktail	3	good	
555	olive razor-sharp dance instructor's drywall axe	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +25
556	pulsating nasty Pine-Fresh air freshener	0		Stench Damage: +5
557	smooth whiskey and cola	3	awesome	
558	delicious diet papaya taco	1	awesome	
559	lime green razor-sharp can lid	0		
560	decent small maroon stalk of asparagus	2	good	
561	pregnant mushroom	0		
562	ratgut	0		
563	sonar-in-a-biscuit	0		
564	mediocre blinking Mad Train wine	4	decent	
565	rock-hard hobo gloves	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Single Equip
566	cool bum cheek	0		Moxie: +5, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xVolley, cap 5"
567	hermit script	0		
568	decent enchanted Double Bacon Beelzeburger	3	good	Effect: "Ichorous Eyesight", Effect Duration: 40
569	stale mirror Lord of the Flies-sized fries	3	decent	
570	stale Chicken Sandwich	4	decent	
571	skewed Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	1	EPIC	
572	small tasty blurry Children's Meal of the Damned	2	awesome	
573	bite-sized adequate noodles	1	good	
574	small bland noodles	2	decent	
575	moldy snack-sized fuchsia huge painful penne pasta	2	crappy	
576	special rotten big ravioli della hippy	5	crappy	Effect: "Super Structure", Effect Duration: 45
577	rotten ghostly pr0n m4nic0tti	3	crappy	
578	stale Hell ramen	4	decent	
579	adequate blue boring spaghetti	3	good	
580	sauce of the ages	0		
581	schmancy cheese sauce	0		
582	blurry Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	0		
583	adequate tiny fettucini Inconnu	1	good	
584	low-calorie bland spaghetti with Skullheads	1	decent	
585	stale small jittery gnocchetti di Nietzsche	2	decent	
586	stanky studded ridiculously huge sword	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Stench Spell Damage: +25
587	liquefied triple-diffused skewed tumbling super-spiky hair gel	0		Effect: "Ooh, Umami!", Effect Duration: 27
588	blinking soft echo eyedrop antidote	0		
589	decent cocoa eggshell fragment	3	good	
590	jumbo adequate enchanted olive cocoa eggshell fragment	5	good	Effect: "Springy Fusilli", Effect Duration: 35
591	cocoa egg	0		
592	house	0		
593	jittery blinking phonics down	0		
594	narrow amulet of extreme plot significance of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100
595	jittery scroll of drastic healing	0		
596	titanium assault umbrella of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25
597	gravedigger's Mohawk wig	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 35"
598	the Slug Lord's map	0		
599	upside-down blurry friendly pants of the Slug Lord	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 3xPotato, cap 8"
600	purple stiffened Dr. Hobo's scalpel	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Item Drop: +5
601	Dr. Hobo's map	0		
602	purple Degrassi Knoll shopping list	0		
603	Item #13	0		
604	upside-down Penultimate Fantasy chest	0		
605	Tissue Paper Immateria	0		
606	green Tin Foil Immateria	0		
607	wobbly jittery Gauze Immateria	0		
608	Plastic Wrap Immateria	0		
609	squat S.O.C.K.	0		
610	procrastination potion	0		
611	D	0		
612	bouncing original G	0		
613	teal tumbling plot hole	0		
614	deionized polarized probability potion	0		Effect: "Oh Snap", Effect Duration: 33
615	chaos butterfly	0		
616	furry fur	0		
617	energized bouncing blue Angry Farmer candy	0		Effect: "Heavily Breathing", Effect Duration: 20
618	quadruple-boiled Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	0		Effect: "Frost Tea", Effect Duration: 27
619	Oprah's needle	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50
620	oxidized thin candle	0		Effect: "Block-Rockin' Beet", Effect Duration: 27
621	Warm Subject gift certificate	0		
622	yellow skewed awful poetry journal	0		
623	WA	0		
624	fuchsia NG	0		
625	wang	0		
626	Wand of Nagamar	0		
627	ND	0		
628	wobbly metallic A	0		
629	eye of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50
630	olive upside-down photoprotoneutron torpedo	0		
631	skewed reassuring furry pants	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, MP regen, cap 37"
632	reassuring disturbing fanfic	0		Spooky Resistance: +1
633	censurious scandalous wolf mask	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, HP regen, cap 37"
634	teal cool whip	0		
635	pulsating toasty paper umbrella	0		Hot Damage: +5
636	meat globe	0		
637	jittery toaster	0		
638	flame-retardant scorching asshat	0		Hot Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xVolley, cap 7"
639	gigantic stale blurry abominable snowcone	10	decent	
640	red Ent cider	1	crappy	
641	bland toast	3	decent	
642	skeleton key	0		
643	skeleton key ring	0		
644	pulsating Crimbo pressie	0		Last Available: "2003-12"
645	pulsating wrapping paper	0		Last Available: "2003-12"
646	flavorless fruitcake	3	decent	
647	red present	0		Last Available: "2004-11"
648	dance instructor's Crimbo sword	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Last Available: "2004-10"
649	ghostly healthy Crimbo hat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1.75xVolley, 1.75xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-10"
650	skewed shellacked Crimbo pants	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-10"
651	narrow medical-grade exclusive ultra-rare item	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
652	quantum egg	0		
653	intragalactic rowboat	0		
654	star	0		
655	squat jittery line	0		
656	twirling star chart	0		
657	bouncing blurry wicked star sword	0		Spell Damage: +5
658	nasty star crossbow	0		Stench Damage: +5
659	yellow savvy star staff	0		Mysticality Percent: +20
660	flame-wreathed star pants	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 41"
661	shellacked star hat	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 0.5xPotato, cap 41"
662	star buckler of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3
663	star throwing star	0		
664	tumbling star starfish	0		
665	Richard's star key	0		
666	razor-sharp steaming evil of extreme caution of incineration	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Monster Level: -25, Hot Spell Damage: +50
667	tumbling castle map	0		
668	cyan prompt spiked femur	0		Adventures: +3
669	tasty snack-sized huge ghuol guolash	2	awesome	
670	chaotic lihc face	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr, cap 22"
671	maroon reassuring chaotic grave robbing shovel	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1
672	bland snack-sized cranberries	2	decent	
673	perfectly mixed watered-down vodka and cranberry	2	EPIC	
674	weak tolerable whiskey	2	good	
675	skull of the Bonerdagon of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10
676	pulsating dragonbone belt buckle	0		
677	maroon Fonzie's badass belt	0		Experience (Moxie): +1
678	squat chest of the Bonerdagon	0		
679	smooth spirit-forward roll in the hay	5	awesome	
680	bad weak slap and tickle	2	decent	
681	delicious blurry slip 'n' slide	4	awesome	
682	practically non-alcoholic smooth jittery a sump'm sump'm	1	awesome	
683	weak artisanal horizontal tango	2	EPIC	
684	tolerable pink pony	3	good	
685	purple inspector's experienced beefy Mr. Shirt	0		Muscle: +10, Experience: +2, Item Drop: +15
686	blinking strapping knuckles	0		Muscle: +5
687	polymerized squat blood of the Wereseal	0		Effect: "Mucilaginous Muscle", Effect Duration: 65
688	ghostly pixel hat of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xVolley, cap 12"
689	nippy pixel pants	0		Cold Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 4xPotato, cap 12"
690	Jeselnik's pixel sword	0		Sleaze Damage: +25
691	digital key	0		
692	Ascension Souvenir T-Shirt	0		
693	auspicious harem girl t-shirt	0		Item Drop: +10
694	steel-toed Knob Goblin elite shirt	0		Damage Reduction: 9
696	maroon rosewater-soaked frilly shirt	0		Stench Resistance: +3
697	narrow bouncing ruddy soggy wofl t-shirt	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40
698	wobbly reassuring loathing eagle baby-doll shirt	0		Spooky Resistance: +1
699	friendly pirate shirt	0		Familiar Weight: +3
700	ghostly fortified filthy hippy poncho	0		Damage Absorption: +60
701	narrow floral print shirt of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3
702	coconut bikini top of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50
703	mirror Oprah's goth kid t-shirt	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50
704	huge hamethyst	0		
705	baconstone	0		
706	porquoise	0		
707	shaking pork elf goodies sack	0		
708	olive ring setting	0		
709	blurry pulsating purple jewelry-making pliers	0		
711	yellow blurry hamethyst earring of temperance of the cheetah	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Initiative: +60
712	narrow miser's stanky hamethyst necklace of the early riser	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +10, Adventures: +7, Single Equip
713	spinning extremely unsafe hamethyst bracelet of temperance	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip
714	wool lard-coated hamethyst ring of Flo-Jo	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +1, Initiative: +100, Single Equip
715	pulsating chilly Herculean baconstone earring	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Cold Damage: +5, Single Equip
716	blinking lard-coated wicked baconstone pendant	0		Spell Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
717	blurry narrow Jeselnik's shellacked baconstone bracelet	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip
718	flame-retardant ribald horrifying baconstone ring	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip
719	sinister porquoise eyebrow ring of Flo-Jo	0		Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +100
720	nippy porquoise necklace of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Cold Damage: +10, Single Equip
721	executive wizardly porquoise bracelet	0		Mysticality: +25, Meat Drop: +40
722	dog trainer's Herculean porquoise ring of the dark arts	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Experience (familiar): +1, Single Equip
723	fancy tasty huge Knoll mushroom	3	awesome	Effect: "Sweet Taste", Effect Duration: 45
724	normal maroon mushroom	3	good	
725	squat one million meat pancakes	0		
726	studded huge mirror shard	0		Damage Absorption: +80
727	blurry hedge maze puzzle	0		
728	red hedge maze key	0		
729	fishbowl	0		
730	fishtank	0		
731	fish hose	0		
732	hosed tank	0		
733	hosed fishbowl	0		
734	upside-down baleful makeshift SCUBA gear of the ox of the pedagogue	0		Muscle: +20, Experience: +3, Spell Damage: +25, Adventure Underwater
735	blinking flame-retardant easter egg balloon	0		Hot Resistance: +1
736	stone tablet (Sinister Strumming)	0		
737	blue stone tablet (Squeezings of Woe)	0		
738	stone tablet (Really Evil Rhythm)	0		
739	tambourine bells	0		
740	crafty tambourine	0		Maximum MP: +10
741	broken skull	0		
742	decent special narrow Knoll shroomkabob	3	good	Effect: "Always be Collecting", Effect Duration: 40
743	adequate jittery mushroom	3	good	
744	liquefied moist aerosolized twirling hair spray	0		Effect: "Taurus Rising", Effect Duration: 29
746	stat script	0		
747	Knob Goblin firecracker	0		
748	gourd potion	0		
749	normal blurry warm mushroom	3	good	
750	stale mushroom quesadilla	4	decent	
751	small toothsome cool mushroom	2	awesome	
752	miniature normal cool mushroom casserole	2	good	
753	half-sized normal pointy mushroom	2	good	
754	bland snack-sized cream of pointy mushroom soup	2	decent	
755	special adequate massive lime green mushroom	6	good	Effect: "Crying, Dying", Effect Duration: 10
756	special toothsome mushroom	4	awesome	Effect: "Bright!", Effect Duration: 20
757	spoiled mushroom	4	crappy	
758	toothsome ghost cucumber	3	awesome	
759	dill	0		
760	skewed vinegar	0		
761	ghostly brine	0		
762	lousy especially salty dog	4	decent	
763	red ghostly pickling solution	0		
764	flavorless squat spectral pickle	4	decent	
765	briny vinegar	0		
766	narrow ghost pickle on a stick	0		
767	magnetized corrupted cologne of contempt	0		Effect: "Fudge Headache", Effect Duration: 14
768	energetic spork	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20
769	forbidden voodoo doll	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50
770	stanky rosy-cheeked basic meat fez	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "3xLep, cap 11"
771	shaking tassel	0		
772	blue Newton's foon	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3
773	basic meat spork of incineration of the glutton	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Food Drop: +100
774	huge occult basic meat foon of the boozehound	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Booze Drop: +100
775	Yeti Protest Sign	0		
776	medical-grade kneecapping stick	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
777	wizardly iron pasta spoon	0		Mysticality: +25
778	bouncing dog trainer's support cummerbund	0		Experience (familiar): +1
779	Mob Penguin cellular phone	0		
780	scroll of pasta summoning	0		
781	dry spinning mafia aria	0		Effect: "Stimulated Brain", Effect Duration: 66
782	wobbly spinning Mr. Exploiter	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
783	'Villa' document	0		
784	artisanal fuchsia Acqua Del Piatto Merlot	3	super EPIC	Last Available: "2004-10"
785	raffle ticket	0		
786	spoiled strawberry	3	crappy	
787	artisanal special watered-down bottle of rum	2	EPIC	Effect: "Bread-Lined", Effect Duration: 15
788	mediocre strawberry daiquiri	4	decent	
789	acceptable rum and cola	3	good	
790	aged high-proof grog	7	awesome	
791	personal trainer's beefcake's Mafia bow tie	0		Muscle: +25, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Last Available: "2004-10"
792	coward's Golden Mr. Accessory	0		Monster Level: -20, Softcore Only
793	galvanized magnetized liquefied green oil of stability	0		Effect: "Punchy, Murdery", Effect Duration: 57
794	anodized oil of slipperiness	0		Effect: "Leo Rising", Effect Duration: 44
795	lousy Acque Luride Grezze Cabernet	3	decent	Last Available: "2004-10"
796	bouncing ribald beefcake's cement shoes of James Dean	0		Muscle: +25, Experience (Moxie): +3, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2004-10"
797	fancy tolerable huge rockin' wagon	4	good	Effect: "Superhuman Sarcasm", Effect Duration: 50
798	weak acceptable ocean motion	2	good	
799	watered-down artisanal fuzzbump	2	EPIC	
800	bland poutine	4	decent	
801	decent Knob stir-fry	3	good	
804	stale Knoll stir-fry	3	decent	
805	bite-sized flavorless tumbling stir-fry	1	decent	
806	moldy miniature squat asparagus stir-fry	2	crappy	
807	flavorless diet bouncing olive stir-fry	1	decent	
808	big tasty Knob sausage stir-fry	5	awesome	
809	decent bat wing stir-fry	3	good	
810	decent big lime green rat appendix stir-fry	5	good	
811	flavorless tofu stir-fry	4	decent	
812	yummy teal pr0n stir-fry	4	awesome	
813	special miniature flavorless Knob shells	2	decent	Effect: "Spooky Weapon", Effect Duration: 50
814	yummy thick bätzle	5	awesome	
815	special bite-sized moldy mirror ghostly ratini	1	crappy	Effect: "Cock of the Walk", Effect Duration: 15
816	normal Knob stroganoff	3	good	
817	bland menudo ravioli	4	decent	
818	blinking plus sign	0		
819	milky potion	0		
820	pulsating swirly potion	0		
821	bubbly potion	0		
822	smoky potion	0		
823	cloudy potion	0		
824	effervescent potion	0		
825	jittery tumbling fizzy potion	0		
826	dark potion	0		
827	murky potion	0		
828	baby killer bee	0		
829	gray anti-anti-antidote	0		
830	bland blurry royal jelly	3	decent	
831	small box	0		
832	pulsating box	0		
833	vorpal blade of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3
834	Usain Bolt's cornuthaum of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, 1.25xFairy, cap 21"
835	rock-hard ring of aggravate monster	0		Damage Reduction: 5
836	special tiny adequate cyan mind flayer corpse	1	good	Effect: "Venomous Weapon", Effect Duration: 20
837	aged Uovo Marcio Shiraz	4	awesome	Last Available: "2004-10"
838	wobbly boxer's Mafia stogie of vim and vigor	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2004-10"
839	artisanal enchanted Maiali Sifilitici Pinot Noir	4	EPIC	Effect: "Cranberry Cordiality", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2004-10"
840	ribald Rosewater's Mafia violin case	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2004-10"
841	lousy tomato daiquiri	4	decent	
842	spirit-forward perfectly mixed huge beertini	5	EPIC	
843	tolerable fancy salty slug	4	good	Effect: "The Magic of Sharing", Effect Duration: 50
844	hand-crafted papaya slung	4	EPIC	
845	frosty MAHI fez	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 0.5xPotato, 0.5xLep, 0.5xFairy"
847	heteroerotic frat-paddle	0		
848	hypodermic needle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
849	tumbling Meat detector	0		Familiar Weight: +5
850	many-eyed glasses	0		Familiar Weight: +5
851	prosthetic forehead	0		Familiar Weight: +5
852	huge shaker of salt	0		Familiar Weight: +5
853	blundarrrbus	0		Familiar Weight: +5
854	sucky decal	0		Familiar Weight: +5
855	balloon knife	0		Familiar Weight: +5
856	shock collar	0		
857	mirror moonglasses	0		
858	squat palm-frond toupee	0		Familiar Weight: +5
859	knife and fork	0		Familiar Weight: +5
860	eye-pod	0		Familiar Weight: +5
861	chocolate spurs	0		Familiar Weight: +5
862	magnifying glass	0		Familiar Weight: +5
863	skewer-mounted razor blade	0		Familiar Weight: +5
864	stinger	0		Familiar Weight: +5
865	lead necklace	0		Familiar Weight: +3
866	bouncing shaving cream	0		
867	colloidal energized pine tar	0		Effect: "Boon of the War Snapper", Effect Duration: 12
869	forest tears	0		
870	foul-smelling fetus-smashing club	0		Stench Damage: +10
871	meatcar model	0		Familiar Weight: +5
872	Time Juice	0		Last Available: "2004-01"
873	rolling pin	0		
874	blurry unrolling pin	0		
875	hale wizardly crazy bastard sword of the blizzard	0		Mysticality: +25, Maximum HP: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +25
876	squat fireproof Fonzie's groovy incredibly dense meat gem	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience (Moxie): +1, Hot Resistance: +3
877	blurry resourceful Talisman of Baio	0		Maximum MP: +50
878	ghostly stiffened hypnodisk	0		Damage Reduction: 1
879	non-quantum skewed bottle of goofballs	0		Effect: "Fifty Ways to Bereave Your Lover", Effect Duration: 42
880	jittery stiffened disbelief suspenders	0		Damage Reduction: 1
881	squat Oprah's supportive bra	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50
882	Blatantly Canadian	0		
883	maple syrup	1	awesome	
884	shaking Da Vinci's los chinos	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, HP regen, cap 13"
885	gray horrifying axe	0		Spooky Damage: +25
886	shaking leaflet	0		
887	fuchsia leaf	0		
888	blurry maple leaf	0		
889	foul-smelling balaclava	0		Stench Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1.5xLep, cap 12"
890	big toothsome balaclava baklava	5	awesome	
891	Warehouse 23 bling of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100
892	occult bugbear-smiting sword of James Dean of mayonnaise	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
893	drinkable lumbering jack	3	good	
894	cyan Dark Jill-O-Lantern	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
895	groovy Ms. Accessory	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Softcore Only
896	stiffened Mr. Accessory Jr. of the storm	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Softcore Only
897	coffee sprite	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-10"
898	fuchsia Cheshire Bitten	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-10"
899	custom avatar form	0		Free Pull
900	smile-sharpening stone	0		Familiar Weight: +5
901	espresso maker	0		Familiar Weight: +5
902	teal 100-Watt bulb	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
903	smooth extra-dry spinning Spasmi Dolorosi Del Rene Champagne	5	awesome	Last Available: "2004-10"
904	Oprah's extremely unsafe savvy school Mafia knickerbockers	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "5xGhoul, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-10"
905	nitrogenated Yummy Tummy bean	0		Effect: "Berry Critical", Effect Duration: 63
906	liquefied Rock Pops	0		Effect: "Springy Fusilli", Effect Duration: 68
907	frozen enhanced huge Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "Poker Faced", Effect Duration: 38
908	improved nitrogenated Cold Hots candy	0		Effect: "Patent Alacrity", Effect Duration: 61
909	super-polymerized extra-oxidized Wint-O-Fresh mint	0		Effect: "How to Scam Tourists", Effect Duration: 57
910	snack-sized decent tumbling dwarf bread	2	good	
911	corrupted cold-filtered frozen pulsating Senior Mints	0		Effect: "Brother Smothers's Blessing", Effect Duration: 11
912	double-frozen tumbling pixellated candy heart	0		Effect: "Sugar, Hello", Effect Duration: 67
913	pressed concentrated galvanized spinning tumbling kobold	0		Effect: "Dancing Prowess", Effect Duration: 21
914	hand turkey outline	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2004-11"
915	upside-down yam pinky ring	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
916	fireproof intergalactic pom poms of the detective	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +20
917	jittery Mob Penguin protection contract	0		
918	medical-grade Radio Free Baseball Cap	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2006-07"
919	energetic Radio Free Pants	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xGhoul, 1xLep, cap 37", Last Available: "2006-07"
920	Radio Free Foil of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2006-07"
921	tiny adequate radio button candy	1	good	
922	Sinatra's severed rocking horse head	0		Experience (Moxie): +5
923	bouncing broken cellular phone	0		Last Available: "2004-01"
924	upside-down crimbo elfling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
925	dental pliers	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
926	boiled super-pickled Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	0		Effect: "Icy Composition", Effect Duration: 25
927	practically non-alcoholic mediocre special twirling Ferita Del Petto Zinfandel	1	decent	Effect: "Dreadful Chill", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2006-12"
928	fuzzy bracelets of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50
929	arse-shooting crossbow of the ox	0		Muscle: +20
931	tolerable spiced rum	3	good	
932	practically non-alcoholic artisanal eggnog	1	super EPIC	
933	spoiled candy cane	3	crappy	
934	stale gingerbread bugbear	4	decent	
935	quilted imitation nice watch	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2004-12", Nonstackable Watch
936	huge Hanukkimbo dreidl	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
937	menorette	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2004-12"
938	red Temple Grandin's plastic sword	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2004-12"
939	small Crimbo Pressie	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
940	bow	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
941	jittery Crimbo stocking	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
942	thinker's bowler	0		Mysticality: +10, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 1.5xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-12"
943	stanky slick bow staff	0		Moxie: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2004-12"
944	squat gray medical-grade bowlegged pants	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-12"
945	skewered jumbo olive	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
946	mirror skewered lime	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
947	huge skewered cherry	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
948	perfectly mixed practically non-alcoholic skewed martini	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2004-12"
949	tolerable irresponsibly strong tumbling grogtini	6	good	Last Available: "2004-12"
950	special drinkable pulsating cherry bomb	3	good	Effect: "Liquidy Smoky", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2004-12"
951	narrow squat extra special Crimbo stocking	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
952	dog trainer's Sinatra's hockey mask	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1.5xGhuol, cap 25"
953	penguin-smacking club	0		Familiar Damage: +15
954	shaking orphan baby yeti	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
955	double-paned fez of etymology	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 30"
956	bland small carob chunk noodles	2	decent	
957	flavorless chorizo brownies	3	decent	
958	spoiled upside-down chocolate and tomato pizza	4	crappy	
959	flange	0		
960	clockwork key	0		
961	silk garter snake	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
962	velvet choker	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
963	mirror jittery sizzling plastic seal clubber of bravery	0		Hot Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5
964	twirling Temple Grandin's slick plastic turtle tamer	0		Moxie: +10, Familiar Weight: +7
965	smartaleck's plastic pastamancer of the empath	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Familiar Weight: +5
966	plastic sauceror of dire peril of the businessman	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Meat Drop: +50
967	grievous wizardly plastic disco bandit	0		Mysticality: +25, Weapon Damage Percent: +50
968	studded dangerous plastic accordion thief	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Damage Absorption: +80
969	plastic mosquito of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50
970	Herculean plastic leprechaun	0		Experience (Muscle): +1
971	blinking bouncing plastic levitating potato of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25
972	plastic angry goat of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20
973	purple twirling plastic sabre-toothed lime of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15
974	Oprah's plastic fuzzy dice	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50
975	plastic pirate skeleton of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20
976	flame-retardant plastic barrrnacle	0		Hot Resistance: +1
977	plastic howling balloon monkey of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50
978	squat blinking clever plastic stab bat	0		Maximum MP: +20
979	manspreader's plastic grue	0		Monster Level: +10
980	bouncing savvy plastic blood-faced volleyball	0		Mysticality Percent: +20
981	lightning-fast plastic ghuol whelp	0		Initiative: +40
982	Van der Graaf plastic baby gravy fairy	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
983	squat baleful plastic cocoabo	0		Spell Damage: +25
984	therapeutic plastic star starfish	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
985	blurry plastic ghost pickle on a stick of the ox	0		Muscle: +20
986	plastic killer bee of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3
987	aromatic plastic Cheshire bat	0		Stench Resistance: +1
988	friendly plastic coffee pixie	0		Familiar Weight: +3
989	cyan arcane researcher's plastic bitchin' meatcar	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Single Equip
990	blue huge sizzling plastic hermit	0		Hot Damage: +10
991	double-paned Annie Oakley's plastic Boris of the detective	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Cold Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +20
992	Sherlock's Annie Oakley's supercharged plastic Jarlsberg	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Item Drop: +25
993	bouncing prompt flame-wreathed Fonzie's plastic Sneaky Pete	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +3
994	flame-retardant plastic Susie	0		Hot Resistance: +1
995	rotten blurry Lucky Surprise Egg	4	crappy	
998	maiden wig	0		Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, cap 8"
999	maid head	0		
1000	Meat maid	0		
1002	narrow lightning-fast Xlyinia's notebook	0		Initiative: +40
1003	cyan soda water	0		
1004	delicious bottle of tequila	4	awesome	
1005	lousy boxed wine	4	decent	
1006	diet adequate shaking upside-down cherry	1	good	
1007	blurry dance instructor's coconut shell	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 7"
1008	narrow wizardly ice cubes	0		Mysticality: +25
1009	weak tolerable huge vodka martini	2	good	
1010	tolerable whiskey and soda	3	good	
1011	irresponsibly strong mediocre wobbly monkey wrench	6	decent	
1012	delicious weak bouncing tequila sunrise	2	awesome	
1013	weak acceptable margarita	2	good	
1014	high-proof bad strawberry wine	10	decent	
1015	aged special wine spritzer	3	awesome	Effect: "Cringle's Curative Carol", Effect Duration: 20
1016	special high-proof perfectly mixed spinning perpendicular hula	8	EPIC	Effect: "20/20 Vision", Effect Duration: 10
1017	watered-down acceptable ducha de oro	2	good	
1018	acceptable calle de miel	3	good	
1019	artisanal irresponsibly strong shaking dry vodka martini	8	EPIC	
1020	delicious maroon old-fashioned	3	awesome	
1021	special smooth tequila with training wheels	4	awesome	Effect: "Stands Alone", Effect Duration: 30
1022	lousy weak sangria	2	decent	
1023	tolerable vesper	3	good	Last Available: "2004-12"
1024	smooth upside-down bodyslam	4	awesome	Last Available: "2004-12"
1025	acceptable sangria del diablo	4	good	Last Available: "2004-12"
1026	olive jittery upside-down Valentine	0		Free Pull
1027	whip kit	0		
1028	buckler buckle	0		
1029	brainy hippo whip	0		Mysticality: +5
1030	spinning penguin whip of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25
1031	Da Vinci's yak whip	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5
1032	wobbly twirling dance instructor's gnauga hide whip	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
1033	purple gnauga hide	0		
1034	gray hippo skin buckler of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50
1035	tumbling Rosewater's penguin skin buckler	0		Mysticality Percent: +30
1036	weightlifter's yakskin buckler	0		Muscle: +15
1037	ghostly careful gnauga hide buckler	0		Monster Level: -10
1038	energized colloidal Connery's Elixir of Audacity	0		Effect: "Crotchety, Pining", Effect Duration: 26
1040	jittery skewed Tam O'Shanter	0		Meat Drop: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-03"
1041	boozy lousy beer	5	decent	
1042	veiny string of beads	0		Maximum HP: +10
1043	Van der Graaf string of beads	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
1044	shaking vibrating string of beads	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10
1045	grievous plastic bottle opener	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50
1046	Jack Frost's deadly traffic cone	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "cap 15", Last Available: "2005-03"
1047	drinkable high-proof narrow N. O. Beer	7	good	
1048	dehydrated shaking oyster egg	1		Effect: "Motion", Effect Duration: 45
1049	vaporized teal oyster egg	1		
1050	mixed wobbly narrow oyster egg	1		
1051	teal plastic oyster egg	0		
1052	vaporized mirror oyster egg	1		Effect: "Dweeby", Effect Duration: 10
1053	diluted oyster egg	1		Effect: "This Is Where You're a Viking", Effect Duration: 25
1054	pickled pulsating cyan oyster egg	1		Effect: "Just the Brown Ones", Effect Duration: 10
1055	plastic oyster egg	0		
1056	mixed puce oyster egg	1		Effect: "Hot Blooded", Effect Duration: 30
1057	twisted blue pulsating puce oyster egg	1		
1058	twisted bouncing puce oyster egg	1		
1059	puce plastic oyster egg	0		
1060	modified bouncing mauve oyster egg	1		Effect: "protect.enq", Effect Duration: 10
1061	mixed blurry mauve oyster egg	1		
1062	diluted blurry mauve oyster egg	1		
1063	squat mauve plastic oyster egg	0		
1064	denatured skewed oyster egg	1		Effect: "Fruited", Effect Duration: 5
1065	dried spinning jittery purple oyster egg	1		
1066	modified ghostly oyster egg	1		
1067	plastic oyster egg	0		
1068	powdered mirror oyster egg	1		
1069	compressed oyster egg	1		
1070	dehydrated jittery oyster egg	1		Effect: "A Contender", Effect Duration: 20
1071	mirror plastic oyster egg	0		
1072	modified blinking red off-white oyster egg	1		
1073	distilled skewed off-white oyster egg	1		
1074	vaporized upside-down off-white oyster egg	1		Effect: "Donho's Bubbly Ballad", Effect Duration: 35
1075	twirling off-white plastic oyster egg	0		
1076	modified narrow oyster egg	1		
1077	dried squat oyster egg	1		
1078	mixed oyster egg	1		Effect: "[1609]Dancin' Fool", Effect Duration: 35
1079	spinning bouncing plastic oyster egg	0		
1080	bouncing oyster basket	0		
1081	blinking emo roe	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-04"
1082	gazing shoes	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
1083	personal raindrop	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-04"
1084	blue spinning rainbow tie	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
1085	clockwork widget	0		
1086	clockwork thingamajig	0		
1087	ghostly upside-down upside-down clockwork doohickey	0		
1088	clockwork clockwise dome	0		
1089	tumbling clockwork spine	0		
1090	clockwork rings	0		
1091	mirror clockwork claws	0		
1092	wobbly clockwork sheet	0		
1093	clockwork counterclockwise dome	0		
1094	clockwork sphere	0		
1095	deactivated MicroMechaMech	0		
1096	clockwork endoskeleton	0		
1097	ruddy clockwork hat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 20"
1098	wicked clockwork trench coat	0		Spell Damage: +5
1099	jittery careful clockwork pants	0		Monster Level: -10, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 1.5xGhuol, cap 20"
1100	sinister gnauga hide chaps	0		Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 4xBarrr, cap 20"
1101	olive false eyelashes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1102	targeting chip	0		
1103	unwound clockwork grapefruit	0		
1104	Mountie hat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1105	clockwork bartender head	0		
1106	clockwork chef head	0		
1107	clockwork maid head	0		
1108	spinning clockwork detective skull	0		
1109	clockwork bartender-head-in-the-box	0		
1110	red clockwork chef-head-in-the-box	0		
1111	skewed upside-down clockwork bartender-in-the-box	0		
1112	blurry clockwork chef-in-the-box	0		
1113	clockwork maid	0		
1114	mirror tisket	0		
1115	teal tasket	0		
1116	annoying pitchfork	0		Monster Level: +5
1117	double-paned greasy Stupid University Diploma of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +5
1118	huge pregnant mushroom	0		
1119	narrow mirror pregnant mushroom	0		
1120	mirror pregnant mushroom	0		
1121	inexplicably rock	0		
1122	skewed fairy gravy	0		
1123	blue knitted halfberd	0		Cold Resistance: +3
1124	lime green bouncing small glove	0		
1125	stanky rock-hard glove of extreme caution	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Monster Level: -25, Stench Spell Damage: +25
1126	Annie Oakley's toothpick	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Single Equip
1127	rock-hard ninja sword	0		Damage Reduction: 5
1128	teeny-tiny ninja stars	0		
1129	Van der Graaf sequined fez	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "1.75xLep, cap 20"
1130	jittery blank card	0		
1131	blue beet	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1132	fuchsia Totally Gay Claymore	0		
1133	squat nasty star shirt	0		Stench Damage: +5
1134	spinning cosmetics bag	0		
1135	quadruple-magnetized non-altered eyeliner	0		Effect: "Slightly Mutated", Effect Duration: 25
1136	adjusted lipstick	0		Effect: "Antsy in your Pantsy", Effect Duration: 31
1137	rosewater-soaked bicycle chain of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Stench Resistance: +3
1138	mushroom fermenting solution	0		
1139	acceptable watered-down shaking mushroom wine	2	good	
1140	watered-down tolerable narrow icy mushroom wine	2	good	
1141	watered-down drinkable mushroom wine	2	good	
1142	artisanal red pointy mushroom wine	4	EPIC	
1143	weak acceptable flat mushroom wine	2	good	
1144	tolerable cool mushroom wine	3	good	
1145	artisanal knob mushroom wine	3	EPIC	
1146	hand-crafted practically non-alcoholic knoll mushroom wine	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
1147	acceptable mirror mushroom wine	3	good	
1148	hand-crafted shot of flower schnapps	3	EPIC	
1149	spoiled flower petal pie	3	crappy	
1150	perfectly mixed bottle of single-barrel whiskey	4	EPIC	
1151	upside-down energetic dangerous discarded plastic fork	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +20
1152	blue gravy-covered maypole	0		Item Drop: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-05"
1153	super-sized delicious Retenez L'Herbe Paté	5	awesome	
1154	denatured Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	1	crappy	
1155	cyan letter from King Ralph XI	0		
1157	clever wholeberd	0		Maximum MP: +20
1158	vacuum-sealed chilled squat Meleegra™ pills	0		Effect: "Full Bottle in front of Me", Effect Duration: 28
1159	mariachi G-string	0		
1160	wobbly skewed frightening irate sombrero	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 3xLep, cap 11"
1161	maroon pile of candy	0		
1162	pickled wet handsomeness potion	0		Effect: "One For Tea", Effect Duration: 63
1163	corrupted squat marzipan skull	0		Effect: "Gyromitra Gymnastics", Effect Duration: 50
1164	poultrygeist	0		
1165	hovering sombrero	0		
1166	maracas	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1167	green plain brown wrapper	0		
1168	twirling less-than-three-shaped box	0		
1169	exactly-three-shaped box	0		
1170	chocolate box	0		
1171	coffin	0		
1172	asbestos box	0		
1173	skewed tumbling linoleum box	0		
1174	chrome box	0		
1175	cryptic puzzle box	0		
1176	narrow refrigerated biohazard container	0		
1177	magnetic field	0		
1178	potted cactus	0		
1179	bouncing daisy	0		
1180	potted fern	0		
1181	tulip	0		
1182	narrow Venus flytrap	0		
1183	shaking all-purpose flower	0		
1184	exotic orchid	0		
1185	long-stemmed rose	0		
1186	twirling gilded lily	0		
1187	deadly nightshade	0		
1188	lotus	0		
1189	can of asparagus	0		
1190	dodecapede	0		
1191	ghuol whelp	0		
1192	zmobie	0		
1193	Raggedy Hippy doll	0		
1194	stab bat	0		
1195	apathetic lizardman doll	0		
1196	twirling yeti	0		
1197	gray bouncing Mob Penguin	0		
1198	mirror mirror sabre-toothed lime	0		
1199	bugbear	0		
1200	normal half-sized spinning mugcake	2	good	
1201	normal urinal cake	3	good	
1202	adequate Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	3	good	
1203	rotten personalized birthday cake	4	crappy	
1204	bland three-tiered wedding cake	3	decent	
1205	rotten enchanted snack-sized babycakes	2	crappy	Effect: "Sweet Taste", Effect Duration: 10
1206	rotten velvet cake	3	crappy	
1207	flavorless congratulatory cake	3	decent	
1208	tiny rotten angel-food cake	1	crappy	
1209	special moldy yellow devil's-food cake	4	crappy	Effect: "Slimily Strong", Effect Duration: 40
1210	bland squat birthday party jellybean cheesecake	3	decent	
1211	tumbling balloon	0		
1212	bouncing balloon	0		
1213	heart-shaped balloon	0		
1214	anniversary balloon	0		
1215	upside-down Mylar balloon	0		
1216	narrow Kevlar balloon	0		
1217	thought balloon	0		
1218	teal jittery rat head balloon	0		Familiar Weight: -3
1219	ghostly mini-zeppelin	0		
1220	veiny Mr. Balloon	0		Maximum HP: +10
1221	balloon	0		
1222	jittery wholesome Mr. Eh?	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Softcore Only
1224	dog trainer's resourceful rosy-cheeked steel shillelagh	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +50, Experience (familiar): +1
1225	friendly Van der Graaf hale steel skullcap	0		Maximum HP: +20, Familiar Weight: +3, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1xFairy, cap 22"
1226	flame-retardant friendly slick steel solitaire	0		Moxie: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip
1227	Annie Oakley's electrified steel scarf of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Critical Hit Percent: +20, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
1228	up-at-dawn wool savvy steel slacks	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Cold Resistance: +1, Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "prismatic atk, 4xBarrr, cap 22"
1229	nasty therapeutic steel suspenders of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Stench Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
1230	purple double-paned Oprah's banded pikestaff	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Cold Resistance: +5
1231	inspector's forbidden stylish pith helmet	0		Moxie: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Item Drop: +15, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 45"
1232	lime green shaking forbidden pocketwatch of Leguizamo of the glutton	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Monster Level: +20, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip
1233	mirror Jeselnik's frightening thinker's pinky ring	0		Mysticality: +10, Spooky Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip
1234	cyan scandalous medical-grade Sinatra's pants	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Sleaze Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 45"
1235	green nippy pendant of temperance	0		Cold Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Four Songs, Single Equip
1236	bouncing prompt greedy hockey stick of furious angry rage	0		Meat Drop: +20, Adventures: +3
1237	tapped lotus	0		
1238	glowsticks	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1239	huge skewed iced-out bling	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1240	blurry limburger biker boots	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1241	carton of clove cigarettes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1242	deflated inflatable dodecapede	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
1243	toy six-seater hovercraft	0		Familiar Weight: -5, Last Available: "2011-12"
1244	huge executive Glass Balls of the Goblin King	0		Meat Drop: +40
1245	banded Codpiece of the Goblin King	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Single Equip
1246	MacGyver's rib of the Bonerdagon of Leguizamo of courage	0		Maximum MP: +100, Monster Level: +20, Spooky Resistance: +3
1247	wobbly jittery vertebra of the Bonerdagon	0		
1248	tumbling grievous weightlifter's Bonerdagon necklace of the boozehound	0		Muscle: +15, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Booze Drop: +100
1249	olive dangerous Boss Bat britches	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xGhuol, cap 16"
1250	personal trainer's Boss Bat bling of the sweet-tooth	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Candy Drop: +100
1251	bland big mirror Knob shroomkabob	5	decent	
1252	stale shroomkabob	3	decent	
1253	pile of jumping beans	0		
1254	moldy jumping bean burrito	3	crappy	
1255	flavorless huge fancy jumping bean burrito	10	decent	Effect: "Swimming Head", Effect Duration: 35
1256	jumbo normal upside-down insanely jumping bean burrito	5	good	
1257	rotten huge rat scrapple	4	crappy	
1258	olive pail of pretentious paint	0		
1259	wholesome traffic cone of the sweet-tooth	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 15", Last Available: "2005-06"
1260	wax lips	0		Experience: +3, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-07"
1261	vaporized yellow Hatorade	1		
1262	flame-wreathed supercharged off-hand balloon of the detective	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +20
1263	red pygmy bugbear shaman	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
1264	blurry nose-bone fetish	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1265	box of sunshine	0		Free Pull
1266	flavorless snack-sized gloomy mushroom	2	decent	
1267	dead mimic	0		
1268	fuchsia pulsating pine wand	0		
1269	ebony wand	0		
1270	spinning hexagonal wand	0		
1271	aluminum wand	0		
1272	marble wand	0		
1273	tumbling squat auspicious magic lamp	0		Item Drop: +10
1274	twisted skewed Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	1		
1275	family-friendly basic meat skirt	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 3xFairy, cap 10"
1276	lousy pulsating Otorian Battle Scar	3	decent	
1277	experienced basic meat kilt	0		Experience: +2, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 10"
1278	spinning frosty meat skirt	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 11"
1279	meat kilt of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 11"
1280	narrow gravedigger's penguinskin mini-skirt	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xFairy, cap 30"
1281	spinning penguinskin mini-kilt of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xFairy, cap 30"
1282	spinning coward's yakskin skirt	0		Monster Level: -20, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 35"
1283	careful yakskin kilt	0		Monster Level: -10, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 35"
1284	green squat Da Vinci's hippopotamus skirt	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 32"
1285	clever hippopotamus kilt	0		Maximum MP: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 32"
1286	furry skirt of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 37"
1287	furry kilt of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 37"
1288	forbidden gnauga hide skirt	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "2.5xFairy, cap 20"
1289	family-friendly gnauga hide kilt	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "2.5xFairy, cap 20"
1290	deionized wind-up clock	0		Effect: "Elemental Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 30
1291	cool Jekyllin hide belt	0		Moxie: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-09"
1292	skirt / kilt kit	0		
1293	upside-down green careful ring of adornment	0		Monster Level: -10
1294	Annie Oakley's slick ring of increase damage	0		Moxie: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20
1295	Usain Bolt's ring of gain strength	0		Initiative: +80
1296	tumbling brawny ring of resistance	0		Muscle Percent: +20
1297	blue ring of fire resistance of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15
1298	ribald ring of conflict	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip
1299	lime green squat nasty pirate hook	0		Stench Damage: +5
1300	slick monster bait	0		Moxie: +10, Single Equip
1301	galvanized tarnished deodorant	0		Effect: "Danish Cunning", Effect Duration: 37
1302	wet reodorant	0		Effect: "Piratastic", Effect Duration: 65
1303	bouncing Mjolnir Jr.	0		
1304	doppelshifter egg	0		Free Pull
1305	makeup kit	0		Familiar Weight: +15
1306	teal crafty Socratic traffic cone	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum MP: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 2xLep, cap 15", Last Available: "2005-10"
1307	blurry calm attention-deficit demon	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-10"
1308	unwound cymbal-playing monkey	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-10"
1309	attention spanner	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1310	blurry funky fez	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1311	comfy blanket	0		Last Available: "2005-10"
1312	dangerous Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Single Equip
1313	jittery stanky Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
1314	experienced Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	0		Experience: +2, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 3xGhuol, cap 18"
1315	manspreader's rose-colored glasses	0		Monster Level: +10
1316	facsimile dictionary	0		
1317	blood flower	0		
1318	lovecat tail	0		
1319	plastic passion fruit	0		
1320	normal questionable taco	3	good	
1321	spinning Doc's Miracle Cure	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1322	upside-down petrified time	0		Last Available: "2005-10"
1323	huge gravedigger's time helmet	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2005-10"
1324	time trousers of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2005-10"
1325	time sword of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2005-10"
1326	bouncing ruddy Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "3xFairy, cap 7"
1327	jittery miser's Cloaca-Cola shield	0		Meat Drop: +10
1328	tumbling toasty Cloaca-Cola fatigues	0		Hot Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "4xPotato, 1.5x Ghoul, cap 7"
1329	Dyspepsi-Cola shield of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
1330	mirror Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Familiar Effect: "3.5xPotato, 3xVolley, cap 7"
1331	occult Cloaca-Cola helmet	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Effect: "3xFairy, cap 7"
1332	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	0		
1333	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	0		
1334	Cloaca-Cola	0		
1335	jittery Dyspepsi grenade	0		
1336	Cloaca grenade	0		
1338	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	0		
1339	upside-down green squat Cloaca-Cola c-rations	0		
1340	fuchsia Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	0		
1341	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip
1342	picture of a dead guy's girlfriend	0		
1343	shaking zombie pineal gland	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1344	liquefied cyan Gummi-Gnauga	0		Effect: "Concentration", Effect Duration: 41
1345	liquefied squat Now and Earlier	0		Effect: "The Strength... of the Future", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2020-09"
1346	activated Sugar Cog	0		Effect: "Can Has Cyborger", Effect Duration: 52
1347	loaded serum blowgun	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1348	wobbly narrow purple empty blowgun	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1349	miniscule temporal rip	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-11"
1350	blurry 1.21 jigawatts	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2005-11"
1351	blurry dangerous pinky ring	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Single Equip
1352	watered-down mediocre bouncing redrum	2	decent	
1353	ninja pirate zombie robot	0		
1354	pile of pebbles	0		
1355	rotten low-calorie narrow blinking bowl of oriole's nest soup	1	crappy	
1356	yellow wobbly bunny liver	0		
1357	irresponsibly strong drinkable fancy Mt. Noob Pale Ale	10	good	Effect: "Yes, Can Haz", Effect Duration: 30
1358	blinking pirate zombie head	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1359	ninja pirate zombie robot head	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1360	ghostly pirate zombie robot head	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1361	squat miser's disembodied smile	0		Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip
1362	squat sausage	0		
1363	clockwork pirate skull	0		
1364	rhesus monkey	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1365	decent small tofurkey leg	2	good	
1366	stale upside-down tofurkey gravy	4	decent	
1367	flavorless narrow herbal stuffing	3	decent	
1368	rotten can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	4	crappy	
1369	delicious half-sized yams	2	awesome	
1370	narrow twirling mansplainer's rhinestone cowboy shirt	0		Monster Level: +15
1371	gingham blouse of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3
1372	bouncing thinker's souvenir ski t-shirt	0		Mysticality: +10
1373	sweet nutcracker	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-12"
1374	maroon mandible	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2005-12"
1375	strapping plastic Crimbo wreath	0		Muscle: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2005-12"
1376	Rosewater's plastic Uncle Crimbo	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Last Available: "2005-12"
1377	plastic Crimbo elf of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2005-12"
1378	plastic sweet nutcracker of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2005-12"
1379	shaking plastic Crimbo reindeer of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2005-12"
1381	lime green aspirin	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1382	quantum polarized pulsating ghostly chocolate	0		Effect: "Paging Betty", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2015-11"
1383	fuchsia length of string	0		
1384	fuchsia shaking googly eye	0		
1385	stuffing	0		
1386	felt	0		
1387	block	0		
1388	toy wheel	0		
1389	yo-yo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
1390	mirror top	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
1391	ball	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
1392	kite	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1393	pet rock	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1394	jittery doppelshifter	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1395	mirror teddy bear	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1396	duck-on-a-string of the boozehound of the early riser	0		Booze Drop: +100, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2005-12"
1397	toy soldier	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1398	blinking doll house	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1399	Van der Graaf toy train	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2005-12"
1400	red horrifying marionette	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2005-12"
1401	friendly sock monkey	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2005-12"
1402	twirling rag doll of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2005-12"
1403	stiffened can of fake snow	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Last Available: "2005-12"
1404	prompt colored-light "necklace"	0		Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2005-12"
1405	energetic tree skirt	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2005-12"
1406	huge normal wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	10	good	Effect: "Wreathed in Merriment", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
1407	moldy miniature bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	2	crappy	Effect: "Fury of the Bells", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
1408	stale tree-shaped Crimbo cookie	3	decent	Effect: "Yuletide Sappiness", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
1409	Unionize The Elves sign of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2005-12"
1410	sleeping snowy owl	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1411	Tome of Snowcone Summoning	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-01", Skill: "Summon Snowcones"
1412	tarnished snowcone	0		Effect: "The Power of LOV", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2006-01"
1413	tarnished adjusted snowcone	0		Effect: "Headstrong", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2006-01"
1414	diffused quantum snowcone	0		Effect: "Devil Inside", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2006-01"
1415	diffused magnetized narrow snowcone	0		Effect: "Total Protonic Reversal", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2006-01"
1416	double-denatured mirror tumbling lime green snowcone	0		Effect: "Crimbo Epiphany", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2006-01"
1417	frozen concentrated tumbling gray snowcone	0		Effect: "Strength of Ten Ettins", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2006-01"
1418	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2006-01"
1419	teddy bear sewing kit	0		Last Available: "2006-01"
1420	shaking traffic cone of the sewer of temperance	0		Stench Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xLep, 2xFairy, cap 15", Last Available: "2006-01"
1421	Scandalously Skimpy Bikini	0		Four Songs, Single Equip
1422	lime green Sombrero De Vida	0		Four Songs, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, 1xLep, cap 12"
1423	iceberglet	0		Last Available: "2006-02"
1424	blurry inspector's personal trainer's ice sickle	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Item Drop: +15, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-02"
1425	green medical-grade ice baby	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-02"
1426	Annie Oakley's ice pick	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2006-02"
1427	blue Temple Grandin's healthy ice skates	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +7, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-02"
1428	decent fuchsia grue egg omelette	3	good	
1429	roll of drink tickets	0		
1430	squat pregnant gloomy mushroom	0		
1431	pregnant mushroom	0		
1432	stale super-sized mushroom	5	decent	
1433	fruit bowl	0		
1434	cyan fruit basket	0		
1435	mirror hot pink lipstick	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1436	blinking hot stuffing	0		
1437	useless powder	0		
1438	magnetized skewed twinkly powder	0		Effect: "Dances with Tweedles", Effect Duration: 31
1439	anodized skewed hot powder	0		Effect: "Coated Arms", Effect Duration: 69
1440	denatured quantum powder	0		Effect: "Bat Attitude", Effect Duration: 43
1441	triple-moist altered powder	0		Effect: "Fury of the Bells", Effect Duration: 12
1442	alkaline non-nitrogenated stench powder	0		Effect: "Chunky", Effect Duration: 27
1443	non-liquefied sleaze powder	0		Effect: "Feline Ferocity", Effect Duration: 26
1444	colloidal twinkly nuggets	0		Effect: "Slightly Mutated", Effect Duration: 46
1445	enhanced quadruple-vacuum-sealed hot nuggets	0		Effect: "Black Eyes", Effect Duration: 32
1446	colloidal anodized blinking nuggets	0		Effect: "Cat-Alyzed", Effect Duration: 61
1447	chilled nuggets	0		Effect: "Jungle Juiced", Effect Duration: 33
1448	pressed stench nuggets	0		Effect: "Amplified Fabulousness", Effect Duration: 35
1449	polymerized non-irradiated triple-pickled narrow tumbling sleaze nuggets	0		Effect: "Ninja, Please", Effect Duration: 38
1450	diluted twinkly wad	1		Effect: "The Strength... of the Future", Effect Duration: 5
1451	twisted huge hot wad	1		Effect: "Partially Ghosted", Effect Duration: 30
1452	dried jittery wad	1		Effect: "Winklered", Effect Duration: 40
1453	twisted jittery wad	1		
1454	modified teal stench wad	1		Effect: "Sharp Weapon", Effect Duration: 40
1455	dried spinning sleaze wad	1		
1456	double daisy	0		
1457	Goth Giant	0		
1458	delicious Valentine's Day cake	3	awesome	
1459	arrow'd heart balloon	0		
1460	upside-down velvet box	0		
1461	squashed frog	0		
1462	eye of newt	0		
1463	salamander spleen	0		
1464	sleazy fairy gravy	0		
1465	skewed suede shortsword	0		
1466	bamboo bokuto	0		
1467	jittery 25-meat staff	0		
1468	two-handed depthsword	0		
1469	bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	0		
1470	lead yo-yo	0		
1471	slightly peevedbow	0		
1472	huge sack of doorknobs	0		
1473	ball-and-chain	0		
1474	automatic catapult	0		
1475	pentacorn hat	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 10"
1476	shaking goofily-plumed helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 17"
1477	plastic hard hat	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 22"
1478	salad bowl	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 30"
1479	squat football helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 37"
1480	chain-mail monokini	0		Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 4xBarrr, cap 7"
1481	pulsating union scalemail pants	0		Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, cap 12"
1482	paper-plate-mail pants	0		Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xBarrr, cap 20"
1483	skewed troutpiece	0		Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 27"
1484	alpha-mail pants	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 35"
1485	family-friendly educational rabbit's foot	0		Experience: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +1
1486	spinning massive bag of catnip	0		
1487	hang glider	0		
1488	March hat	0		Free Pull
1489	dormouse	0		
1490	flame-retardant wool chopsticks	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Hot Resistance: +1
1491	chilly rice bowl	0		Cold Damage: +5
1492	bouncing wicked ninja mop	0		Spell Damage: +5
1493	dog trainer's slick ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon	0		Moxie: +10, Experience (familiar): +1
1494	electrified sugar-coated pine cone	0		Effect: "Highland Sheen", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2020-09"
1495	toasty healthy traffic cone	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xLep, 2xFairy, cap 15", Last Available: "2006-03"
1496	fancy artisanal boozy gloomy mushroom wine	5	EPIC	Effect: "Bonelording", Effect Duration: 10
1497	watered-down hand-crafted mushroom wine	2	super EPIC	
1498	squat McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning	0		Last Available: "2006-04", Skill: "Summon Hilarious Objects"
1499	whoopie cushion	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1500	fake fake vomit	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1501	aerosolized twirling explosion-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Fratty Flavor", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2006-04"
1502	bouncing clown hammer	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1503	rubber emo roe	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1504	vacuum-sealed snowcone	0		Effect: "Bloody Bloody Bloody!", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2006-04"
1505	lime green ice cube with a fly in it	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1506	watered-down drinkable calle de miel with a fly in it	2	good	Last Available: "2006-04"
1507	weak bad rockin' wagon with a fly in it	2	decent	Last Available: "2006-04"
1508	bad spirit-forward perpendicular hula with a fly in it	5	decent	Last Available: "2006-04"
1509	hand-crafted distilled narrow slap and tickle with a fly in it	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2006-04"
1510	bag of airline peanuts	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1511	ruddy fake hand	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2006-04"
1512	mixed red Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	1		
1513	vaporized squat Knob Goblin learning pill	1		Effect: "Lit Up", Effect Duration: 15
1514	modified Knob Goblin eyedrops	1		
1515	twisted ghostly huge Knob Goblin nasal spray	1		
1516	KWE-brand transistor radio	0		
1518	vampire heart	0		
1519	gray Talisman of Bakula	0		Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Give In To Your Vampiric Urges"
1520	ghostly Usain Bolt's experienced Radio KoL Coffee Mug	0		Experience: +2, Initiative: +80
1521	Frank Gorshin trophy	0		
1522	censurious cool Radio Free Jersey	0		Moxie: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +3
1523	bottle of used blood	0		
1524	wind-up chattering teeth	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1525	narrow joybuzzer	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shake Hands", Last Available: "2006-04"
1526	pet rock "Snooty" disguise	0		Familiar Weight: +11, Equips On: "Pet Rock | Toothsome Rock | Bulky Buddy Box | Holiday Log", Last Available: "2006-04"
1527	diamond-studded fronts	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2006-04"
1528	shaking corkscrew of the brute of the scaredy-cat	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2006-04"
1529	blinking St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1530	skewed fake plastic grass	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
1531	shellacked grass skirt	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1.5xFairy, cap 20", Last Available: "2011-01"
1532	frosty grass hat	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 20", Last Available: "2011-01"
1533	grass blade of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Last Available: "2011-01"
1534	raffle prize box	0		
1536	ghostly green homeless hobo spirit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-05"
1537	weegee sqouija	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1538	padded sparkly engagement ring	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Single Equip
1539	Tam O'Shatner	0		Meat Drop: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-03"
1540	chaotic beefy Grimacite goggles	0		Muscle: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 31", Last Available: "2008-10"
1541	razor-sharp Grimacite glaive of Flo-Jo	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2008-10"
1542	double-paned Grimacite greaves of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 3xGhoul, cap 37", Last Available: "2008-10"
1543	Grimacite garter of wisdom of terror	0		Mysticality: +15, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2008-10"
1544	occult groovy Grimacite galoshes	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2008-10"
1545	Annie Oakley's Grimacite gorget of courage	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2008-10"
1546	supercool Grimacite guayabera	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Last Available: "2008-10"
1547	greedy Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Meat Drop: +20
1548	ribald Socratic Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Sleaze Damage: +10
1549	huge MSG	0		
1550	teal wool second-hand knockoff engagement ring	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip
1551	perfectly mixed bottle of Domesticated Turkey	3	EPIC	
1552	acceptable practically non-alcoholic special jittery bottle of Definit	1	good	Effect: "Cheered Up", Effect Duration: 30
1553	fancy mediocre fuchsia bottle of Calcutta Emerald	3	decent	Effect: "Radiated and Grodiated", Effect Duration: 30
1554	artisanal bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	3	EPIC	
1555	mediocre irresponsibly strong tumbling bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	7	decent	
1556	strong acceptable boxed champagne	5	good	
1557	decent kumquat	3	good	
1558	adequate tangerine	3	good	
1559	ghostly tonic water	0		
1560	gigantic adequate pulsating cocktail onion	9	good	
1561	spoiled huge raspberry	7	crappy	
1562	normal kiwi	4	good	
1563	acceptable watered-down blue whiskey bittersweet	2	good	
1564	artisanal blinking mimosette	4	EPIC	
1565	perfectly mixed lime green tequila sunset	3	EPIC	
1566	acceptable special blurry zmobie	4	good	Effect: "Here to Kick Ass", Effect Duration: 30, Wiki Name: "Zmobie (drink)"
1567	acceptable fuchsia gin and tonic	3	good	
1568	lousy practically non-alcoholic vodka and tonic	1	decent	
1569	high-proof delicious vodka gibson	7	awesome	
1570	smooth jittery gibson	3	awesome	
1571	fortified bad parisian cathouse	5	decent	
1572	artisanal triple-distilled rabbit punch	9	EPIC	
1573	weak bad green blurry caipifruta	2	decent	
1574	watered-down mediocre teqiwila	2	decent	
1575	bad Divine	3	decent	
1576	strong drinkable Gordon Bennett	5	good	
1577	artisanal tangarita	3	EPIC	
1578	strong tolerable mandarina colada	5	good	
1579	weak lousy fancy spinning gimlet	2	decent	Effect: "Petit Force", Effect Duration: 20
1580	tolerable practically non-alcoholic special brick road	1	good	Effect: "Marinated", Effect Duration: 50
1581	aged watered-down vodka stratocaster	2	awesome	
1582	aged Neuromancer	3	awesome	
1583	perfectly mixed practically non-alcoholic prussian cathouse	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
1584	aged practically non-alcoholic Mae West	1	awesome	
1585	acceptable irresponsibly strong Mon Tiki	8	good	
1586	acceptable bouncing teqiwila slammer	3	good	
1587	stale olive Knob lo mein	4	decent	
1588	enchanted spoiled snack-sized spinning blinking asparagus lo mein	2	crappy	Effect: "Poker Faced", Effect Duration: 50
1589	special rotten miniature wobbly twirling Knoll lo mein	2	crappy	Effect: "Egg-headedness", Effect Duration: 5
1590	decent huge lo mein	3	good	
1591	spoiled huge olive lo mein	10	crappy	
1592	rotten hot hi mein	3	crappy	
1593	moldy red upside-down hi mein	3	crappy	
1594	special normal hi mein	4	good	Effect: "Liquid Luck", Effect Duration: 40
1595	normal blue hi mein	3	good	
1596	delicious sleazy hi mein	3	awesome	
1597	green Junior LAAAAME merit badge of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2006-05"
1598	Herculean Senior LAAAAME merit badge	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Last Available: "2006-05"
1599	jazz soap	0		Free Pull, Effect: "Jazz Hands", Effect Duration: 20
1600	weak hand-crafted tangarita with a fly in it	2	EPIC	
1601	mediocre blue mandarina colada with a fly in it	3	decent	
1602	watered-down perfectly mixed prussian cathouse with a fly in it	2	EPIC	
1603	artisanal pulsating Mae West with a fly in it	4	EPIC	
1604	altered gray jittery astronaut ice-cream	1		Effect: "Funky Coal Patina", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2006-05"
1605	delectable catalyst	0		
1606	altered ultimate wad	1		
1607	adjusted wet libation of liveliness	0		Effect: "Super Structure", Effect Duration: 14
1608	colloidal squat eyedrops of the ermine	0		Effect: "Hiding in Plain Sight", Effect Duration: 40
1609	energized ionized purple skewed perfume of prejudice	0		Effect: "Ponderous Potency", Effect Duration: 15
1610	colloidal blurry eyedrops of the ocelot	0		Effect: "Weepy, Creepy", Effect Duration: 37
1611	oxidized potent potion of potency	0		Effect: "The Rich Get Richer", Effect Duration: 23
1612	tarnished concentrated cordial of concentration	0		Effect: "Burning Ears", Effect Duration: 43
1613	curative coffin lid	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
1614	executive satin shield	0		Meat Drop: +40
1615	frightening Cerebral Cloche	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, cap 22", Last Available: "2006-06"
1616	narrow pulsating frosty Cerebral Culottes	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 1xGhoul, cap 22", Last Available: "2006-06"
1617	maroon auspicious Cerebral Crossbow of the dark arts of Flo-Jo	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Item Drop: +10, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2006-06"
1618	olive ice stein	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1619	munchies pill	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1620	shaking homeopathic healing powder	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1621	upside-down astral badger	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-06"
1622	dry energized astral mushroom	0		Effect: "Booing Radly", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2006-06"
1623	badger badge	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1624	modified deionized frozen ghostly blue-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Twinklebritches", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2006-06"
1625	nitrogenated gray green-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Buzzard Breath", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2006-06"
1626	altered ionized boiled squat orange-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Ticking Clock", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2006-06"
1627	activated non-galvanized ionized purple-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Healthy Red Glow", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2006-06"
1628	improved ionized electrified pink-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "The Real Deal", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2006-06"
1629	boxer's raspberry beret	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 2xLep, cap 12"
1630	hardened pixel shield	0		Damage Reduction: 3
1631	beer cartilage	0		
1632	Spanish fly trap	0		
1633	red Spanish fly	0		
1634	weak aged around the world	2	awesome	
1635	scrumdiddlyumptious solution	0		
1636	yellow tumbling narrow Toddler-sized Dragon Costume	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +5, Softcore Only
1637	boiled blurry lotion of hotness	0		Effect: "Tightly-Wound Spine", Effect Duration: 40
1638	ionized twirling lotion of coldness	0		Effect: "Frosty the Hitman", Effect Duration: 57
1639	unsweetened lotion of spookiness	0		Effect: "Turn On, Tune In, Play Ball!", Effect Duration: 66
1640	triple-galvanized lotion of stench	0		Effect: "Booooooze", Effect Duration: 55
1641	ionized magnetized tarnished lotion of sleaziness	0		Effect: "Berry Berry Cold", Effect Duration: 50
1642	practically non-alcoholic mediocre Grimacite Bock	1	decent	Last Available: "2008-11"
1643	rotten squat blue wedge of gray cheese	4	crappy	Last Available: "2008-11"
1644	skewed twirling hot and sauce	0		
1645	shaking yellow and sauce	0		
1646	and sauce	0		
1647	stench and sauce	0		
1648	sleazy and sauce	0		
1649	purple skewed brick	0		Free Pull
1650	milk of magnesium	0		
1651	spoiled big bouncing foie gras	5	crappy	
1652	magnetized oxidized candy brain	0		Effect: "Slightly Cursed, Mostly Lucky", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2020-09"
1653	green electrified grievous savvy jewel-eyed wizard hat	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Magic Missile", Familiar Effect: "atk, 5xVolley, 5xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2006-07"
1654	jittery foul-smelling cool wad of Crovacite	0		Moxie: +5, Stench Damage: +10
1655	red zippy studded collar	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Initiative: +20
1656	pulsating White Citadel Satisfaction Satchel	0		
1657	mirror onion shurikens	0		
1658	Cherry Cloaca Cola	0		
1659	Diet Cloaca Cola	0		
1660	Regular Cloaca Cola	0		
1661	spinning friendly Radio KoL Keychain	0		Familiar Weight: +3
1662	Temple Grandin's Radio KoL Antenna Ball	0		Familiar Weight: +7
1663	cyan Jeselnik's Radio KoL Flashlight	0		Sleaze Damage: +25
1664	flame-wreathed Radio KoL Maracas	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10
1665	gray nasty Radio KoL Bottle Opener	0		Stench Damage: +5
1666	blinking banded Radio KoL Patch	0		Damage Absorption: +100
1667	aromatic Cat-Herding Prod	0		Stench Resistance: +1
1668	blurry knitted star boomerang	0		Cold Resistance: +3
1669	blinking upside-down thinker's star stiletto	0		Mysticality: +10
1670	gray fraudwort	0		
1671	shysterweed	0		
1672	swindleblossom	0		
1673	Oprah's Socratic grave robbing shovel	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum MP Percent: +50
1674	family-friendly superhero mask	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1xFairy, cap 2"
1675	ore	0		
1676	styrofoam ore	0		
1677	bubblewrap ore	0		
1678	pet rock "Groucho" disguise	0		Familiar Weight: +11, Equips On: "Pet Rock | Toothsome Rock | Bulky Buddy Box | Holiday Log", Last Available: "2011-12"
1679	skewed wobbly smelly sword of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: 60
1680	perfumed chaotic staff	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Stench Resistance: +5
1681	skewed up-at-dawn rosy-cheeked bubblewrap sword	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Adventures: +5
1682	shaking Samson's bubblewrap staff of horror	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +25
1683	deadly bubblewrap crossbow of the cheetah	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Initiative: +60
1684	blurry styrofoam sword of Tarzan of the boozehound	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Booze Drop: +100
1685	savvy styrofoam staff of the empath	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +5
1686	gravedigger's manspreader's styrofoam crossbow	0		Monster Level: +10, Spooky Damage: +10
1687	jittery Platinum Yendorian Express Card	0		
1688	olive wool crossbow of courage	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Spooky Resistance: +3
1689	foul-smelling ribbon	0		Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2006-07"
1690	shellacked banded discarded bottlecap	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Damage Reduction: 7, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 38"
1691	maroon executive family-friendly discarded torn-up glove	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 0.5xPotato, cap 38"
1692	vacuum-sealed super-altered yellow salamander slurry	0		Effect: "Celestial Sheen", Effect Duration: 26
1693	improved extra-vacuum-sealed eyedrops of newt	0		Effect: "Twinklebritches", Effect Duration: 35
1694	corrupted non-warmed non-moist Frogade	0		Effect: "Salty Mouth", Effect Duration: 30
1695	dry warmed Vulcanized pulsating papotion of papower	0		Effect: "Browbeaten", Effect Duration: 15
1696	super-sized adequate lime green royal jelly taco	5	good	
1697	normal tofu taco	3	good	
1698	normal gigantic jittery jumping bean taco	7	good	
1699	toothsome low-calorie catgut taco	1	awesome	
1700	super-sized normal goat cheese taco	5	good	
1701	huge moldy pr0n taco	7	crappy	
1702	polarized fuchsia skewed alphabet gum	0		Effect: "Industrial Strength Starch", Effect Duration: 56
1703	ghostly Comma Chameleon egg	0		Free Pull
1704	shingle	0		
1705	bouncing flaregun	0		
1706	rosewater-soaked occult grievous sword	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Stench Resistance: +3
1707	fireproof flypaper staff of horror of the detective	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +20
1708	flame-retardant medical-grade grease gun of the cheetah	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Initiative: +60, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
1709	narrow auspicious steel-toed sword of static of courage	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Spooky Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +10
1710	perfumed careful MacGyver's wiffle-flail	0		Maximum MP: +100, Monster Level: -10, Stench Resistance: +5
1711	bouncing dance instructor's bubble bauble bow of dire peril of Gandalf	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Weapon Damage: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +20
1712	strapping Frost™ brand sword of the cougar of courage	0		Muscle: +5, Moxie: +20, Spooky Resistance: +3
1713	reassuring Lo Pan's squeaky staff	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Spooky Resistance: +1
1714	chaotic banded can cannon of extreme caution	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Monster Level: -25
1715	executive starchy sword	0		Meat Drop: +40
1716	frightening starchy staff	0		Spooky Damage: +5
1717	Fonzie's starchy crossbow	0		Experience (Moxie): +1
1718	horrifying pestoblade of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Damage: +25
1719	Van der Graaf hardy poutine pole	0		Maximum HP: +50, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
1720	toasty careful curdflinger	0		Monster Level: -10, Hot Damage: +5
1721	olive friendly muculent machete of the brazier	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Hot Spell Damage: +25
1722	coward's glistening staff of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Monster Level: -20
1723	skewed reassuring repeating crossbow of the businessman	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +50
1725	bigger stick	0		
1726	sinewy crossbow string	0		
1727	shaking sturdy sword hilt	0		
1728	dense meat sword of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15
1729	olive groovy dense meat staff	0		Moxie Percent: +10
1730	twirling dense meat crossbow of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20
1731	teal huge nippy forbidden deadly Spirit Precipice	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Cold Damage: +10
1732	knitted MacGyver's clever smoldering staff	0		Maximum MP: 120, Cold Resistance: +3
1733	family-friendly rosy-cheeked hot cross bow of the empath	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Familiar Weight: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1
1734	miser's therapeutic sword behind inappropriate prepositions	0		Meat Drop: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Alters Page Text
1735	horrifying flame-wreathed wizardly meatspout staff	0		Mysticality: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +25
1736	quilted Samson's supercool carob cannon	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience (Muscle): +5, Damage Absorption: +40
1737	stanky Sinatra's smooth shuddersword	0		Moxie: +15, Experience (Moxie): +5, Stench Spell Damage: +25
1738	family-friendly savvy sage hairy staff	0		Mysticality Percent: 30, Sleaze Resistance: +1
1739	fireproof smelly lion tamer's projectile icemaker	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +3
1740	skewed mirror coward's buffalo blade of the cougar of the brute	0		Moxie: +20, Muscle Percent: +30, Monster Level: -20
1741	bouncing perfumed flame-wreathed cheesestick	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +5
1742	personal trainer's potato pistol of Leguizamo	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Monster Level: +20
1743	twirling spinning Jack Frost's savory sword	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50
1744	huge medical-grade savory staff	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
1745	healthy savory crossbow	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20
1746	hardy dance instructor's Super Magic Power Sword X of the dark arts	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP: +50
1747	upside-down teal extremely unsafe soylent staff of horror	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spooky Spell Damage: +25
1748	Herculean goulauncher of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): 4
1749	defective skull	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1750	red weightlifter's Gnollish pie server	0		Muscle: +15
1751	gravedigger's Gnollish slotted spoon	0		Spooky Damage: +10
1752	studded Knob Goblin spatula	0		Damage Absorption: +80
1753	medical-grade jack flapper	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
1754	thinker's filthy pestle	0		Mysticality: +10
1755	auspicious Knob Goblin melon baller	0		Item Drop: +10
1756	vibrating huge spoon	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10
1757	executive pizza cutter	0		Meat Drop: +40
1758	knitted star spatula	0		Cold Resistance: +3
1759	horrifying chilly foon of fulmination	0		Cold Damage: +5, Spooky Damage: +25
1760	up-at-dawn padded foon of frigidity	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Adventures: +5
1761	lard-coated chilly foon of foulness	0		Cold Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
1762	jittery tumbling lion tamer's veiny foon of fearfulness	0		Maximum HP: +10, Experience (familiar): +2
1763	supercharged arcane researcher's foon of fleshiness	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum MP Percent: +30
1764	green Spookyraven library key	0		
1765	jittery Spookyraven gallery key	0		
1766	squat Spookyraven ballroom key	0		
1767	blue pack of chewing gum	0		
1768	Gnomish toolbox	0		
1769	miniature decent fricasseed brains	2	good	
1770	decent miniature huge brains casserole	2	good	
1771	green blurry resourceful butcherknife	0		Maximum MP: +50
1772	energetic corn holder	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20
1773	skewed eggbeater of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
1774	smooth blurry bottle of popskull	3	awesome	
1775	dishrag of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3
1776	decent stale baguette	3	good	
1777	leftovers of indeterminate origin	0		
1778	delicious shaking dinner	4	awesome	
1779	olive shaking up-at-dawn katana	0		Adventures: +5, Synergetic
1780	blue spinning ram stick of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100
1781	gray huge flame-wreathed enchantlers	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xLep, cap 28"
1782	executive ram-battering staff of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Meat Drop: +40
1783	rotten super-sized cyan crazy Turkish delight	5	crappy	
1784	scandalous scorching Snow Queen Crown	0		Hot Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xGhuol, cap 28"
1785	teal electrified veiny ga-ga radio of incineration	0		Maximum HP: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
1786	wobbly pulsating six pack of Mountain Stream	0		
1787	extra-adjusted blinking bag of Cheat-Os	0		Effect: "Overstimulated", Effect Duration: 49
1788	bouncing twirling unrefined Mountain Stream syrup	0		
1789	Mob Penguin	0		
1790	smooth spinning Ram's Face Lager	4	awesome	
1791	ram horns	0		
1792	wholesome Rosewater's Travoltan trousers of the businessman	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xLep, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2006-09", Moxie May Control MP
1793	scorching banded pool cue	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Hot Damage: +25
1794	adjusted handful of hand chalk	0		Effect: "Nuts about Candy", Effect Duration: 32
1795	Counterclockwise Watch of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
1796	bone collar	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1797	tumbling misshapen animal skeleton	0		
1798	blinking pile of animal bones	0		
1799	blinking animal skull	0		
1800	animal cranium	0		
1801	pulsating animal jawbone	0		
1802	bouncing first cervical vertebra	0		
1803	spinning second cervical vertebra	0		
1804	twirling third cervical vertebra	0		
1805	yellow fourth cervical vertebra	0		
1806	bouncing fifth cervical vertebra	0		
1807	twirling sixth cervical vertebra	0		
1808	mirror seventh cervical vertebra	0		
1809	first thoracic vertebra	0		
1810	second thoracic vertebra	0		
1811	third thoracic vertebra	0		
1812	fourth thoracic vertebra	0		
1813	narrow fifth thoracic vertebra	0		
1814	wobbly sixth thoracic vertebra	0		
1815	narrow shaking seventh thoracic vertebra	0		
1816	skewed eighth thoracic vertebra	0		
1817	ninth thoracic vertebra	0		
1818	tenth thoracic vertebra	0		
1819	eleventh thoracic vertebra	0		
1820	huge mirror twelfth thoracic vertebra	0		
1821	first lumbar vertebra	0		
1822	second lumbar vertebra	0		
1823	upside-down third lumbar vertebra	0		
1824	jittery bouncing fourth lumbar vertebra	0		
1825	ghostly fifth lumbar vertebra	0		
1826	sixth lumbar vertebra	0		
1827	seventh lumbar vertebra	0		
1828	sacral vertebrae	0		
1829	first caudal vertebra	0		
1830	blue narrow second caudal vertebra	0		
1831	twirling third caudal vertebra	0		
1832	upside-down fourth caudal vertebra	0		
1833	upside-down fifth caudal vertebra	0		
1834	sixth caudal vertebra	0		
1835	upside-down purple twirling seventh caudal vertebra	0		
1836	eighth caudal vertebra	0		
1837	blinking ninth caudal vertebra	0		
1838	lime green tenth caudal vertebra	0		
1839	left first rib	0		
1840	narrow left second rib	0		
1841	left third rib	0		
1842	left fourth rib	0		
1843	left fifth rib	0		
1844	shaking olive left sixth rib	0		
1845	ghostly green left seventh rib	0		
1846	narrow left eighth rib	0		
1847	left ninth rib	0		
1848	blurry left tenth rib	0		
1849	left eleventh rib	0		
1850	skewed narrow pulsating left twelfth rib	0		
1851	upside-down huge right first rib	0		
1852	cyan upside-down right second rib	0		
1853	right third rib	0		
1854	right fourth rib	0		
1855	right fifth rib	0		
1856	right sixth rib	0		
1857	huge right seventh rib	0		
1858	right eighth rib	0		
1859	right ninth rib	0		
1860	right tenth rib	0		
1861	wobbly lime green right eleventh rib	0		
1862	right twelfth rib	0		
1863	animal pelvis	0		
1864	left scapula	0		
1865	ghostly pulsating right scapula	0		
1866	left clavicle	0		
1867	squat right clavicle	0		
1868	left humerus	0		
1869	wobbly blinking right humerus	0		
1870	twirling cyan left radius	0		
1871	right radius	0		
1872	left ulna	0		
1873	right ulna	0		
1874	left femur	0		
1875	right femur	0		
1876	left tibia	0		
1877	right tibia	0		
1878	left fibula	0		
1879	huge blurry right fibula	0		
1880	left kneecap	0		
1881	right kneecap	0		
1882	left first front claw	0		
1883	left second front claw	0		
1884	left third front claw	0		
1885	left fourth front claw	0		
1886	wobbly right first front claw	0		
1887	right second front claw	0		
1888	right third front claw	0		
1889	skewed right fourth front claw	0		
1890	maroon left thumb	0		
1891	right thumb	0		
1892	ghostly maroon left first rear claw	0		
1893	shaking left second rear claw	0		
1894	left third rear claw	0		
1895	red left fourth rear claw	0		
1896	ghostly tumbling right first rear claw	0		
1897	cyan right second rear claw	0		
1898	wobbly right third rear claw	0		
1899	right fourth rear claw	0		
1900	experienced 1-ball	0		Experience: +2
1901	foul-smelling groovy 2-ball	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +10
1902	frightening therapeutic 3-ball	0		Spooky Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
1903	knitted Samson's 4-ball	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Cold Resistance: +3
1904	wizardly 5-ball of the sweet-tooth	0		Mysticality: +25, Candy Drop: +100
1905	resourceful 6-ball of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum MP: +50
1906	banded 7-ball	0		Damage Absorption: +100
1907	8-ball	0		
1910	upside-down crafty healthy hardened clockwork sword	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +10
1911	lime green auspicious family-friendly clockwork staff of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +10
1912	mirror twirling reassuring Newton's clockwork crossbow of the cheetah	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Spooky Resistance: +1, Initiative: +60
1913	clockwork handle	0		
1914	clockwork rod	0		
1915	green spinning clockwork shank	0		
1916	narrow Lord Spookyraven's spectacles	0		
1917	blinking wallet	0		
1918	coin purse	0		
1919	English to A. F. U. E. Dictionary	0		
1920	teal bizarre illegible sheet music	0		
1921	friendly wakizashi	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Synergetic
1922	tumbling narrow gob of wet hair	0		
1923	blurry roll of toilet paper	0		Free Pull
1924	tattered wolf standard	0		
1925	spinning tattered snake standard	0		
1926	KoL Con 3-D Glasses	0		Familiar Effect: "8xLep, 1xFairy, cap 2"
1927	red scary death orb	0		
1928	tuning fork	0		
1929	supercool greaves	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr"
1930	scandalous wholesome helmet	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 0.5xFairy"
1931	perfumed spear of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Stench Resistance: +5, Breakable
1932	blurry wicked shield	0		Spell Damage: +5, Breakable
1933	jittery educational pitchfork	0		Experience: +1
1934	thinker's broken sword	0		Mysticality: +10
1935	blurry extremely unsafe snarling wolf shield	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Synergetic
1936	smartaleck's lupine sword	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Synergetic
1937	narrow Herculean snake shield	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Synergetic
1938	serpentine sword of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Synergetic
1939	blurry grouchy restless spirit	0		
1940	toasty dangerous 9-ball of the overflowing toilet	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Hot Damage: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +50
1941	wholesome baleful seal pendant	0		Spell Damage: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip
1942	mirror curative healthy turtle brooch	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Single Equip
1943	executive dangerous noodle ring	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip
1944	huge nippy saucepan earring of the sewer	0		Cold Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +25, Class: "Sauceror", Single Equip
1945	twirling Jim Carey's disco ball pendant of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Monster Level: +25, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip
1946	lime green medical-grade steel-toed accordion pin	0		Damage Reduction: 9, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Single Equip
1947	spinning knitted brawny worn tophat	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Cold Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 31"
1948	mirror pulsating frosty tap shoes of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
1949	adequate Manetwich	3	good	
1950	wobbly bottle of Vangoghbitussin	0		
1951	lousy bouncing bottle of Pinot Renoir	3	decent	
1952	half-sized moldy desiccated apricot	2	crappy	
1953	mediocre practically non-alcoholic flute of flat champagne	1	decent	
1954	toothsome dehydrated caviar	3	awesome	
1955	styrofoam peanuts	0		
1956	lousy skewed snifter of thoroughly aged brandy	3	decent	
1957	quill pen	0		
1958	bouncing inkwell	0		
1959	mirror yellow tattered scrap of paper	0		
1960	scroll of forbidden unspeakable evil	0		
1961	can of Binarrrca	0		Free Pull, Effect: "Talking Like a Pirate", Effect Duration: 50
1962	tarnished nitrogenated double-boiled spinning red Bit O' Ectoplasm	0		Effect: "Riboflavin'", Effect Duration: 36
1963	dance card	0		
1964	censurious opera mask	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr, cap 2"
1965	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	0		
1966	beefy Amulet of Yendor of the brute	0		Muscle: +10, Muscle Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
1967	red jitterbug larva	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2007-10"
1968	ghostly ghostly bottle of perfume	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1969	narrow spoon!	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1970	twirling nervous tick egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2007-10"
1971	lime green plastic pumpkin bucket	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +13, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-10", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.35
1972	jittery gravedigger's supercool shrimp fork	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +10
1973	green half of a memo	0		
1974	cocoabo	0		
1975	baby gravy fairy	0		
1976	gravy fairy	0		
1977	skewed bouncing gravy fairy	0		
1978	green gravy fairy	0		
1979	gravy fairy	0		
1980	sleazy gravy fairy	0		
1981	narrow maroon astral badger	0		
1982	upside-down MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	0		
1983	bouncing hand turkey	0		
1984	snowy owl	0		
1985	ghostly scary death orb	0		
1986	olive mind flayer	0		
1987	undead elbow macaroni	0		
1988	angry cow	0		
1989	Cheshire bitten	0		
1990	yo-yo	0		
1991	rubber WWJD? bracelet	0		
1992	rubber WWBD? bracelet	0		
1993	jittery rubber WWSPD? bracelet	0		
1994	jittery rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	0		
1995	heart necklace	0		Free Pull
1996	right half of a heart necklace	0		
1997	blurry left half of a heart necklace	0		
1998	pack of KWE trading card	0		
1999	stick of "gum"	0		
2000	Das Überkühlraum trading card	0		
2001	Vaso De Agua trading card	0		
2002	The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	0		
2003	Thorny Toad trading card	0		
2004	gray Chori Zo trading card	0		
2005	Morbidda trading card	0		
2006	upside-down Poison Oak trading card	0		
2007	Princess Rutabaga trading card	0		
2008	Roo trading card	0		
2009	Woldo trading card	0		
2010	wobbly The Snake trading card	0		
2011	jittery Nayztameetjoo trading card	0		
2012	Arrrmetia trading card	0		
2013	Serenity trading card	0		
2014	narrow Inndya trading card	0		
2015	gray Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	0		
2016	upside-down diamond necklace	0		
2017	spade necklace	0		
2018	club necklace	0		
2019	cream pie	0		Free Pull
2020	jumbo spoiled skewed cherry pie	5	crappy	
2021	stale strawberry pie	4	decent	
2022	bland bite-sized lemon meringue pie	1	decent	
2023	Genalen™ Bottle	1	decent	
2024	flavorless mixed wildflower greens	3	decent	
2025	gigantic spoiled handful of walnuts	10	crappy	
2026	stale special low-calorie nutty organic salad	1	decent	Effect: "Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration", Effect Duration: 25
2027	small decent super salad	2	good	
2028	adequate tofu wonton	3	good	
2029	hippy protest button	0		Single Equip, Thorns: 1
2030	huge scandalous groovy Lockenstock™ sandals	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip
2031	pulsating mansplainer's didgeridooka	0		Monster Level: +15
2032	executive bullet-proof corduroys of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xBarrr, cap 42"
2033	electrified round sunglasses	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
2034	arcane researcher's wicker shield	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
2035	purple Marquis de Poivre soda	0		
2036	triple-Vulcanized radium-flavored potato chips	0		Effect: "Stuck That Way", Effect Duration: 26
2037	modified wintergreen-flavored potato chips	0		Effect: "Void Between the Stars", Effect Duration: 53
2038	magnetized galvanized blue ennui-flavored potato chips	0		Effect: "Corona de la Salsa", Effect Duration: 37
2039	skewed x-ray specs	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2040	patchouli oil bomb	0		
2041	upside-down ferret bait	0		
2042	exploding hacky-sack	0		
2043	hemp net	0		
2044	your father's MacGuffin diary	0		
2045	low-calorie yummy brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	1	awesome	
2046	spoiled frat brats	4	crappy	
2047	tiny bland knob ka-bobs	1	decent	
2049	tolerable can of Swiller	3	good	
2050	wobbly shaking broken wings	0		
2051	huge sunken eyes	0		
2052	reassembled blackbird	0		
2053	bust of Pallas	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2054	market map	0		
2055	snake skin	0		
2056	corrupted ghostly shaking adder bladder	0		Effect: "Electrolit Up", Effect Duration: 30
2057	huge narrow pension check	0		
2058	picnic basket	0		
2059	extra-altered pickled Black No. 2	0		Effect: "Blubbered Up", Effect Duration: 39
2060	ghostly Usain Bolt's groovy sword	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Initiative: +80
2061	sharpshooter's helmet	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 40"
2062	savvy shield of the sewer	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +25
2063	moldy miniature blackberry	2	crappy	
2064	forged identification documents	0		
2065	bouncing PADL Phone	0		
2066	knitted chaotic kick-ass kicks	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip
2067	pulsating sake bomb	0		
2068	tequila grenade	0		
2069	vibrating beer helmet	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "0.5xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 42"
2070	therapeutic beefy distressed denim pants	0		Muscle: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato, cap 42"
2071	scorching perforated battle paddle	0		Hot Damage: +25
2072	maroon gravedigger's steel-toed flashing novelty button	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Spooky Damage: +10
2073	flame-wreathed coward's glowstick	0		Monster Level: -20, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2006-10", Raveosity: +1
2074	frosty anniversary chutney sculpture	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
2075	ghostly greedy spandex anniversary shorts	0		Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "5xVolley, 10xLep, cap 2"
2076	stiffened jar of anniversary jam	0		Damage Reduction: 1
2077	curative bucket of anniversary lard	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
2078	padded anniversary concrete fedora	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Familiar Effect: "5xVolley, 5xLep, cap 2"
2079	Usain Bolt's makeshift turban of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Initiative: +80, Blind, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 25"
2080	lime green therapeutic makeshift cape	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
2081	makeshift skirt of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 25"
2082	bouncing jittery toothbrush	0		
2083	makeshift crane	0		
2084	can of starch	0		
2085	pickled bottle of ultravitamins	1		
2086	vaporized purple narrow bottle of cough syrup	1		
2087	powdered blinking mirror tube of hair oil	1		
2088	extra-magnetized triple-improved upside-down upside-down Daffy Taffy	0		Effect: "Spiky Frozen Hair", Effect Duration: 33
2089	upside-down Crimboween memo	0		Last Available: "2006-10"
2090	purple medical-grade supercool pilgrim shield of the wise owl of terror of the detective	0		Mysticality: +20, Moxie Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +20, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-11"
2091	bath salts	0		
2092	mirror hand mirror	0		
2093	rosewater-soaked hors d'oeuvre tray	0		Stench Resistance: +3
2094	decent small ballroom blintz	2	good	
2095	red towel	0		
2096	boiled blurry guy made of bee pollen	1		
2097	twirling dance instructor's 17-ball	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
2098	filthy lucre	0		
2099	hobo gristle	0		
2100	narrow mirror purple shredded can label	0		
2101	bloodstained briquette	0		
2102	yellow greasy dreadlock	0		
2103	narrow vial of pirate sweat	0		
2104	empty aftershave bottle	0		
2105	fuchsia coal button	0		
2106	burned-out arcanodiode	0		
2107	non-Euclidean hoof	0		
2108	rock	0		
2109	red skewed wobbly stringy sinew	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2110	stick	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2111	bouncing tooth	0		
2112	ghostly lime green leaf	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2113	wheel of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2006-12"
2114	spinning yo	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2115	mirror executive prehistoric spear	0		Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2006-12"
2116	stick-on-a-string	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2117	olive censurious wholesome fire	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 2", Last Available: "2023-09"
2118	leaf tube	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2119	lit cigar	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2120	Van der Graaf Grateful Undead T-shirt	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
2121	pulsating ASCII shirt of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30
2122	safety vest of the brute of the sewer	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +25
2123	narrow upside-down eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100
2125	bouncing blurry padded Ye Olde Navy Fleece	0		Damage Absorption: +20
2126	vibrating bronze breastplate of the scaredy-cat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Monster Level: -15
2127	lightning-fast avaricious hat hacker T-shirt	0		Meat Drop: +30, Initiative: +40
2128	squat vampire collar	0		Single Equip
2129	possessed top	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
2130	fortified killer rag doll	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Last Available: "2006-12"
2131	tree-eating kite	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2132	pulsating experienced incredibly marionette	0		Experience: +2, Last Available: "2006-12"
2133	blinking dress ball	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
2134	pulsating mad scientist's sock monkey of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2006-12"
2135	alien blob	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2136	smartaleck's vampire duck-on-a-string of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Moxie Percent: +30, Last Available: "2006-12"
2137	toy crazy train of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12"
2138	razor-tipped yo-yo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
2139	toy mercenary	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2140	length of string	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2141	lime green toy wheel	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2142	skewed blinking block	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2143	shaking felt	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2144	evil googly eye	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2145	blurry stuffing	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2146	evil teddy bear	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2147	ghostly gray evil teddy bear sewing kit	0		
2148	pulsating toothsome rock	0		
2149	toothsome shaking frank	4	awesome	Last Available: "2011-12"
2150	adequate fuchsia plate of franks and beans	4	good	Last Available: "2011-12"
2151	perfectly mixed shot of blackberry schnapps	3	EPIC	
2152	twirling capacitor relay	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2153	carbon nanotube frame	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2154	ion grid	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2155	Feynman gate	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2156	logic synthesizer	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2157	spinning high-resistance ultrapolymer plating	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2158	servomechanical torsion facilitator	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2159	tumbling quantum polarity inducer	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2160	twirling skewed cyan bi-lateral logic compressor	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2161	computronic processing unit	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2162	reverse-oscillating klystron	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2163	sub-molecular interocitor	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2164	recursive spline reticulator	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2165	atomic vector plotter	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2166	ion-pulse modulation stabilizer	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2167	hyperbolic plasma focuser	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2168	Annie Oakley's electrified toy ray gun	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2006-12"
2169	toy space helmet of horror of mayonnaise	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 43", Last Available: "2006-12"
2170	shaking MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.3
2171	blurry teal grievous astronaut pants of bravery	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spooky Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1.5xPotato, cap 43", Last Available: "2006-12"
2172	zippy toy jet pack	0		Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2006-12"
2173	narrow triangular stone	0		
2174	mossy stone sphere	0		
2175	smooth stone sphere	0		
2176	cracked stone sphere	0		
2177	rough stone sphere	0		
2178	banded obsidian dagger	0		Damage Absorption: +100
2179	blue archaeologist's notebook	0		
2180	amulet	0		
2181	mirror chocolate lump	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2182	Harold's hammer head	0		
2183	Harold's hammer handle	0		
2184	pulsating Harold's hammer	0		
2185	greasy Kiss the Knob apron	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
2186	unlit birthday cake	0		
2187	lit birthday cake	0		
2188	special pulsating flask of peppermint oil	1	EPIC	Effect: "Soles of Glass", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2006-12"
2189	acceptable skewed flask of peppermint schnapps	3	good	Last Available: "2006-12"
2190	yuletide troll chrysalis	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-12"
2191	shaking book of carols	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2192	sheet music	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2193	normal tiny skewed candy stake	1	good	Last Available: "2006-12"
2194	weak artisanal eggnog	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2006-12"
2195	enchanted decent unspeakable fruitcake	3	good	Effect: "Limber as Mortimer", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2006-12"
2196	adequate tiny pulsating spinning squat gingerbread horror	1	good	Last Available: "2006-12"
2197	unsweetened but probably evil chocolate	0		Effect: "Weather, Man", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2006-12"
2198	stale bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	4	decent	Effect: "Bells in the Batfry", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2023-06"
2199	tasty skull-shaped Crimboween cookie	3	awesome	Effect: "Carol of the Bones", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
2200	rotten tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	3	crappy	Effect: "Crimbo Epiphany", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
2201	censurious plastic gift-wrapping vampire	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2006-12"
2202	yellow Van der Graaf plastic yuletide troll	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2006-12"
2203	rosy-cheeked plastic skeletal reindeer	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12"
2204	tumbling fuchsia scandalous plastic Crimboween pentagram	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12"
2205	skewed plastic Scream Queen of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2006-12"
2206	upside-down time sleigh	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-12"
2207	weightlifter's Crimbo tiki necklace	0		Muscle: +15, Last Available: "2006-12"
2208	jittery nippy banded bobble-hip hula elf doll	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2006-12"
2209	careful Crimbo ukulele	0		Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2006-12"
2210	narrow Usain Bolt's Tiki lighter of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2006-12", Stat Tuning: "Moxie"
2211	upside-down fireproof forbidden deck of tropical cards	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2006-12", Stat Tuning: "Mysticality"
2212	supercharged tropical paperweight of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2006-12", Stat Tuning: "Muscle"
2213	tropical Crimbo pressie	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2214	jittery tropical wrapping paper	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2215	resourceful Tropical Crimbo Hat	0		Maximum MP: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2006-12"
2216	olive stylish Tropical Crimbo Shorts	0		Moxie: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul", Last Available: "2006-12"
2217	diet rotten super ka-bob	1	crappy	
2218	miniature stale beer basted brat	2	decent	
2219	squat Tropical Crimbo Sword of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2006-12"
2220	wet modified and Crimboween candy	0		Effect: "Human-Plant Hybrid", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2020-09"
2221	twirling Great Ball of Frozen Fire	0		Last Available: "2007-01"
2222	Rosewater's liar's pants of mayonnaise	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cold atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2007-01"
2223	frosty juggler's balls of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2224	teal pink shirt of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2225	narrow familiar doppelgänger	0		Monster Level: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2226	foul-smelling dance instructor's evil eyeball pendant	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2227	pickled arse-a'fire elixir	0		Effect: "Penguinny Flavor", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2007-01"
2228	corrupted cosmic lemonade	0		Effect: "Gleaming White Teeth", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2007-01"
2229	anodized anodized toad horn	0		Effect: "Think Win-Lose", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2007-01"
2230	blinking icicle katana	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2231	fuchsia mote	0		
2232	purple smudged alchemical recipe	0		
2233	wobbly beefy bow tie	0		Muscle: +10, Clowniness: 75
2234	perfumed calavera concertina	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Song Duration: 7
2235	bouncing groovy ratarang of the blizzard	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25
2236	magnetized magnetized wobbly blue turtle pheromones	0		Effect: "Helvella Health", Effect Duration: 48
2237	pygmy blowgun	0		
2238	blue experienced pygmy nose-bone	0		Experience: +2, Single Equip
2239	banded smartaleck's bad voodoo mask	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Damage Absorption: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 40"
2240	bottle of alcohol	0		
2241	therapeutic pygmy spear	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
2242	altered bouncing pygmy pygment	0		Effect: "Human-Hobo Hybrid", Effect Duration: 67
2243	shaking avaricious dangerous headhunter necktie	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip
2244	pointed stick of Gandalf of chilblains	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +25
2245	curative knobby helmet turtle	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xFairy, cap 5"
2246	knobby kneepads of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
2247	Temple Grandin's sewer turtle	0		Familiar Weight: +7
2248	blinking healthy beefcake's sebaceous shield	0		Muscle: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +20
2249	skeletortoise of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 2xFairy, cap 7"
2251	tumbling maroon wobbly experienced box turtle	0		Experience: +2
2252	purple upside-down Socratic box turtle	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1
2253	smooth bottlecap turtle of the blizzard	0		Moxie: +15, Cold Spell Damage: +25
2254	twirling therapeutic bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban of temperance of the cheetah	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Initiative: +60, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xLep, cap 17"
2255	furry turtle of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 2xFairy, cap 11"
2256	furry earmuffs	0		Item Drop: +5
2257	curative wizardly reinforced furry underpants	0		Mysticality: +25, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
2258	"I Love Me, Vol. I"	0		
2259	cyan photograph of God	0		
2260	hard rock candy	0		
2261	hard-boiled ostrich egg	0		
2262	bird rib	0		
2263	lion oil	0		
2264	delicious stunt nuts	3	awesome	
2265	bland miniature wet stew	2	decent	
2266	wet stunt nut stew	0		
2267	Mega Gem	0		
2268	aromatic Staff of Fats	0		Stench Resistance: +1
2269	stale sausage wonton	3	decent	
2270	rock-hard personal trainer's belt	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Damage Reduction: 5, Single Equip
2271	tolerable maroon bottle of Merlot	4	good	
2272	artisanal bottle of Port	3	EPIC	
2273	hand-crafted bottle of Pinot Noir	4	EPIC	
2274	smooth bottle of Zinfandel	3	awesome	
2275	artisanal bottle of Marsala	4	EPIC	
2276	delicious bottle of Muscat	3	awesome	
2277	Fernswarthy's key	0		
2278	jittery Fernswarthy's letter	0		
2279	book	0		
2280	upside-down Manual of Labor	0		
2281	cyan blinking Manual of Transmission	0		
2282	blurry Manual of Dexterity	0		
2283	spinning electrified seal-skull helmet	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
2284	petrified noodles	0		
2285	chisel	0		
2286	Eye of Ed	0		
2287	tumbling arcane researcher's educational glowstick	0		Experience: +1, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Last Available: "2007-01", Raveosity: +1
2288	encoder ring	0		Single Equip
2289	paperclip	0		
2290	really house	0		
2291	tumbling Non-Essential Amulet	0		
2292	wine vinaigrette	0		
2293	cup of strong herbal tea	0		
2294	Curiously Shiny Ancient Evil-Bashing Axe	0		
2295	marinated stakes	0		
2296	knob butter	0		
2297	vial of ectoplasm	0		
2298	boock of darck magicks	0		
2299	skewed EZ-Play Harmonica Book	0		
2300	skewed fingerless hobo gloves	0		
2301	maroon ghostly Chomsky's comic books	0		
2302	worm-riding hooks	0		
2303	narrow Libram of Candy Heart Summoning	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12", Skill: "Summon Candy Heart"
2304	anodized moist blinking ghostly candy heart	0		Effect: "The Rich Get Richer", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2007-02"
2305	denatured ionized twirling pink candy heart	0		Effect: "Amplified Fabulousness", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2007-02"
2306	frozen candy heart	0		Effect: "Insulated Trousers", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2007-02"
2307	ionized candy heart	0		Effect: "Carol of the Bones", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2007-02"
2308	colloidal aerosolized ionized candy heart	0		Effect: "Hairless and Airless", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2007-02"
2309	altered skewed candy heart	0		Effect: "Twenty-three Squid, Ew", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2007-02"
2310	bouncing candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2311	pink candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2312	jittery candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2313	blinking yellow candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2314	candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2315	tumbling skewed candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2316	broken carburetor	0		
2317	bronze token	0		
2318	tumbling spinning red bomb	0		
2319	carved wheel	0		
2320	worm-riding manual page	0		
2321	worm-riding manual page 2	0		
2322	purple worm-riding manual pages 3-15	0		
2323	headpiece of the Staff of Ed	0		
2324	blinking Staff of Ed, almost	0		
2325	red Staff of Ed	0		
2326	stone rose	0		
2327	improved huge can of paint	0		Effect: "Rain Dancin'", Effect Duration: 62
2328	tumbling drum machine	0		
2329	bouncing handful of confetti	0		
2330	huge chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	0		
2331	pulsating bouquet of circular saw blades	0		
2332	big moldy tumbling Better Than Cuddling Cake	5	crappy	
2333	mirror ninja snowman	0		
2334	blue Holy MacGuffin	0		
2335	rubber WWBBDD? bracelet	0		
2336	Socratic pipe of courage	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spooky Resistance: +3
2337	ghostly wizardly reinforced beaded headband	0		Mysticality: +25, Familiar Effect: "0.5xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 42"
2338	miniature spoiled pudding	2	crappy	Wiki Name: "black pudding (food)"
2339	practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed pulsating Blackfly Chardonnay	1	EPIC	
2340	mediocre practically non-alcoholic & tan	1	decent	
2341	pepper	0		
2342	normal forest cake	3	good	
2343	big adequate forest ham	5	good	
2344	nitrogenated polarized filthworm hatchling scent gland	0		Effect: "Whippin' It Good", Effect Duration: 45
2345	tarnished deionized filthworm drone scent gland	0		Effect: "[1342]Slicked-Back Do", Effect Duration: 33
2346	boiled galvanized maroon twirling filthworm royal guard scent gland	0		Effect: "Incredibly Hulking", Effect Duration: 34
2347	heart of the filthworm queen	0		
2348	water pipe bomb	0		
2349	gas balloon	0		
2350	beer bomb	0		
2351	superamplified boom box	0		
2352	miser's fire poi of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Meat Drop: +10
2353	bejeweled pledge pin of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Single Equip
2354	communications windchimes	0		
2355	ionized chilled wobbly henna face paint	0		Effect: "Brother Flying Burrito's Blessing", Effect Duration: 31
2356	extra-boiled polarized dry tube of dread wax	0		Effect: "Hyphemariffic", Effect Duration: 49
2357	double-paned Gaia beads of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Cold Resistance: +5
2358	pink clay bead	0		
2359	mirror clay bead	0		
2360	clay bead	0		
2361	narrow shaking executive mansplainer's hippy medical kit	0		Monster Level: +15, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip
2362	padded Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags of chilblains	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Cold Damage: +25
2363	shaking fuchsia scorching longhaired hippy wig of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Hot Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol"
2364	Annie Oakley's Zim Merman's guitar	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20
2365	spinning C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50
2366	peel hat of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley"
2367	mirror carbonated soy milk	0		
2368	scorching curative flowing hippy skirt	0		Hot Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xFairy, cap 45"
2369	blurry filthy poultice	0		
2370	huge natural fennel soda	0		
2371	spinning smoke bomb	0		
2372	shaking bunch of bananas	0		
2373	normal low-calorie banana	1	good	
2374	banana peel	0		
2375	thick flavorless banana cream pie	5	decent	
2376	watered-down lousy banana daiquiri	2	decent	
2377	artisanal irresponsibly strong bungle in the jungle	10	EPIC	
2378	yellow blurry banana spritzer	0		
2379	tarnished warmed banana smoothie	0		Effect: "Bone Chilling", Effect Duration: 34
2380	lime green dandy lion cub	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2007-03"
2381	woolen cravat	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-03"
2382	class ring	0		
2383	class ring	0		
2384	blinking class ring	0		
2385	bottle opener belt buckle	0		Single Equip, Damage Aura: 1
2386	yellow ruddy padded keg shield	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +40
2387	smelly finger	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10
2388	gray padded extremely unsafe war tongs	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Damage Absorption: +20
2389	Monstar energy beverage	0		
2390	Da Vinci's asbestos apron	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5
2391	mirror smelly beaten-up Chucks	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10
2392	fuchsia flame-wreathed natty ascot	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10
2393	wreath of laurels of the pedagogue of Calamity Jane	0		Experience: +3, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Familiar Effect: "0.5xLep, 0.5xFairy"
2394	double-paned smartaleck's Danglin' Chad's loincloth	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Cold Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 0.5xVolley"
2395	bouncing red ribald tube sock	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip
2396	chloroform rag	0		
2397	depantsing bomb	0		
2398	twirling baleful energy drink IV	0		Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
2399	greedy Samson's Elmley shades	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip
2400	molotov cocktail cocktail	0		
2401	olive reassuring fireproof beer bong	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Spooky Resistance: +1
2402	spinning gauze garter	0		
2403	barrel of gunpowder	0		
2404	blurry purple huge jam band flyers	0		
2405	rock band flyers	0		
2406	wobbly Panda outfit	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +5
2407	pink bat eye	0		
2408	bouncing worthless piece of glass	0		
2409	billy idol	0		
2410	rag	0		
2411	broken petri dish	0		
2412	sammich crust	0		
2413	shaking bouncing triffid bark	0		
2414	lint	0		
2415	squat discarded pacifier	0		
2416	brainy bounty-hunting helmet	0		Mysticality: +5, Familiar Effect: "1.5xFairy, cap 25"
2417	censurious bounty-hunting rifle	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3
2418	twirling ruddy bounty-hunting pants	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xFairy, cap 25"
2419	energized blurry twirling bottle of rhinoceros hormones	0		Effect: "Innately Wise", Effect Duration: 69
2420	galvanized alkaline teeny-tiny magic scroll	0		Effect: "Itchy Trigger Finger", Effect Duration: 45
2421	tarnished pickled shaking bottle of pirate juice	0		Effect: "Become Intensely interested", Effect Duration: 67
2422	vacuum-sealed irradiated pet snacks	0		Effect: "Rain Dancin'", Effect Duration: 57
2423	quadruple-activated vacuum-sealed Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	0		Effect: "Hip to Be Square Dancin'", Effect Duration: 23
2424	ionized blurry cyclops eyedrops	0		Effect: "Block-Rockin' Beet", Effect Duration: 28
2425	Vulcanized teal can of spinach	0		Effect: "So Fresh and So Clean", Effect Duration: 55
2426	corrupted improved ghostly fire flower	0		Effect: "Oh Hamlet Hamlet Hamlet Hamlet", Effect Duration: 14
2427	electrified fuchsia narrow freezerburned ice cube	0		Effect: "Go Get 'Em, Tiger!", Effect Duration: 13
2428	cold-filtered fake blood	0		Effect: "Once Bitten Twice Fried", Effect Duration: 50
2429	triple-vacuum-sealed quantum Eau de Guaneau	0		Effect: "Seeing Colors", Effect Duration: 15
2430	tarnished anodized bag of lard	0		Effect: "Greasy Flavor", Effect Duration: 40
2431	frozen quantum bottle of Mystic Shell	0		Effect: "Jungle Juiced", Effect Duration: 50
2432	liquefied anodized SPF 451 lip balm	0		Effect: "Patent Alacrity", Effect Duration: 21
2433	magnetized bottle of antifreeze	0		Effect: "Sleazy Hands", Effect Duration: 48
2434	Vulcanized eyedrops	0		Effect: "Speed of the Internet", Effect Duration: 65
2435	polarized bouncing Dogsgotnonoz pills	0		Effect: "Jawin'", Effect Duration: 45
2436	adjusted huge donkey flipbook	0		Effect: "Sinuses For Miles", Effect Duration: 22
2437	New Cloaca-Cola	0		
2438	upside-down scented massage oil	0		
2439	narrow shaking poltergeist-in-the-jar-o	0		
2440	narrow unnatural gas	0		
2441	Knob Goblin Encryption Key	0		
2442	squat bouncing Cobb's Knob map	0		
2443	frightening wholesome pink glowstick	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2007-03", Raveosity: +1
2444	tolerable weak Supernova Champagne	2	good	
2445	Deactivated O. A. F.	0		Last Available: "2007-04"
2446	hardware upgrade	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-04"
2447	spinning bad penguin egg	0		Free Pull
2448	tasteful bow tie	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2449	twirling six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola	0		
2450	cyan empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	0		
2451	stiffened goatskin umbrella	0		Damage Reduction: 1
2452	frightening Tesla wool hat	0		Spooky Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 43"
2453	olive bouncing Goodfella contract	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2454	mirror flame-retardant belt of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip
2455	smelly bar whip	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10
2456	hardy barskin buckler	0		Maximum HP: +50
2457	Socratic whip	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1
2458	stylish barskin loincloth	0		Moxie: +25, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 4xVolley, cap 6"
2459	purple tighty whiteys of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 3xVolley, cap 10"
2460	yak toupee of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 25"
2462	odor extractor	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
2463	Manual of Transcendent Olfaction	0		Skill: "Transcendent Olfaction"
2464	stale super-sized bowl of Bounty-Os	5	decent	
2465	hand-crafted Oreille Divisée brandy	4	EPIC	
2466	pompadour'd puppy	0		
2467	suede shoes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2468	callused fingerbone	0		
2469	narrow bundle of receipts	0		
2470	cork	0		
2471	stardust	0		
2472	wilted lettuce	0		
2473	empty greasepaint tube	0		
2474	clown skin	0		
2475	skewed clown wig of Leguizamo of chilblains	0		Monster Level: +20, Cold Damage: +25, Clowniness: 50, Familiar Effect: "chromatic atk, 1xPotato, cap 12"
2476	perfumed clownskin belt	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Clowniness: 50
2477	wobbly padded clownskin buckler	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Clowniness: 50
2478	beefy clown whip	0		Muscle: +10, Clowniness: 50
2479	demon skin	0		
2480	boxer's demon-horned hat	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xLep, cap 17"
2481	beefy demon buckler	0		Muscle: +10
2482	blurry Temple Grandin's supercool demon whip of incineration	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +7, Hot Spell Damage: +50
2483	jittery maroon fortified barskin cloak	0		Damage Absorption: +60
2484	mirror Jack Frost's snakeskin duster of terror	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
2485	censurious Van der Graaf clownskin harness	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Clowniness: 50
2486	Tesla demonskin jacket of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
2487	frightening hipposkin poncho	0		Spooky Damage: +5
2488	yak anorak of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100
2489	spinning red energetic tuxedo shirt	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20
2490	upside-down manspreader's energetic gnauga hide vest	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Monster Level: +10
2491	blinking shirt kit	0		
2492	fuchsia tropical orchid	0		
2493	stick of dynamite	0		
2494	Sherlock's slick Necrotelicomnicon	0		Moxie: +10, Item Drop: +25
2495	Cookbook of the Damned of James Dean of the empath	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Familiar Weight: +5
2496	flame-retardant Jeselnik's Sinful Desires	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +1
2497	olive molybdenum magnet	0		
2498	molybdenum hammer	0		
2499	molybdenum screwdriver	0		
2500	molybdenum pliers	0		
2501	molybdenum crescent wrench	0		
2502	tumbling Really Expensive Jewelry and You	0		Skill: "Really Expensive Jewelrycrafting"
2503	extra-fancy ring setting	0		
2504	blurry fuchsia precious piercing post	0		
2505	necklace chain	0		
2506	beach glass bead	0		
2507	ghostly clay peace-sign bead	0		
2508	nippy beach glass necklace	0		Cold Damage: +10
2509	greasy peace-sign necklace	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
2510	knitted sizzling round sunglasses	0		Hot Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip
2511	Frat Army FGF	0		
2512	Hippy Army MPE	0		
2513	therapeutic padded spark plug earring	0		Damage Absorption: +20, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
2514	skewed auspicious Lo Pan's woven baling wire bracelets	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Item Drop: +10
2515	olive careful Da Vinci's gearbox necklace	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Monster Level: -10
2516	up-at-dawn quilted wrench bracelet	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Adventures: +5
2517	Socratic chain necklace of doom	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
2518	stiffened sawblade shield	0		Damage Reduction: 1
2519	delicious upside-down McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	4	awesome	
2520	tolerable melted Jell-o shot	4	good	
2521	bad weak tumbling gray cruelty-free wine	2	decent	
2522	smooth triple-distilled huge thistle wine	9	awesome	
2523	purple megatofu	0		
2524	displaced fish	0		
2525	moldy fish	4	crappy	
2526	thick decent fish casserole	5	good	
2527	thick flavorless fish lasagna	5	decent	
2528	filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")	0		
2529	adequate gnatloaf	3	good	
2530	adequate lime green blurry shaking gnatloaf casserole	3	good	
2531	delicious green gnat lasagna	3	awesome	
2532	jittery pork	0		
2533	huge bland pork chop sandwiches	9	decent	
2534	adequate snack-sized shaking pork casserole	2	good	
2535	bland pork lasagna	3	decent	
2536	canopic jar	0		
2537	narrow spice	0		
2538	mirror organs	0		
2539	Ankh of Badahnkadh of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
2540	tomb ratchet	0		
2541	Mayflower bouquet	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Drops Items, Last Available: "2007-05", Item Drop (sporadic): +2.5, Meat Drop (sporadic): +5
2542	liquefied Vulcanized teal lesser grodulated violet	0		Effect: "Mortarfied", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2007-05"
2543	double-modified flattened tin magnolia	0		Effect: "Itchy Trigger Finger", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2007-05"
2544	dry lime green begpwnia	0		Effect: "Weather, Man", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2007-05"
2545	tarnished upsy daisy	0		Effect: "Belch the Rainbow™", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2007-05"
2546	altered twirling half-orchid	0		Effect: "Billiards Belligerence", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2007-05"
2547	prompt greasy tin star	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2007-05"
2548	outrageous sombrero of the sweet-tooth	0		Item Drop: +5, Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2007-05"
2549	narrow baleful extremely unsafe "Humorous" T-shirt	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2007-05"
2550	Peppercorns of Power	0		
2551	spinning vial of mojo	0		
2552	reeds	0		
2553	blurry turtle chain	0		
2554	distilled seal blood	0		
2555	high-octane olive oil	0		
2556	horrifying Shagadelic Disco Banjo of the overflowing toilet of terror	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Disco Bandit"
2557	spinning Jack Frost's Squeezebox of the Ages of horror	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15
2558	Chelonian Morningstar of Calamity Jane of the businessman	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Meat Drop: +50, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
2559	pulsating Jeselnik's stanky Hammer of Smiting	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber"
2560	Tesla 17-alarm Saucepan of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Class: "Sauceror"
2561	bouncing arcane researcher's Da Vinci's Greek Pasta Spoon of Peril	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Item Drop: +5, Class: "Pastamancer"
2562	twirling half-rotten brain	0		
2563	squat bonesaw	0		
2564	blinking plus-sized phylactery	0		
2565	can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	0		
2566	skewed Azazel's unicorn	0		
2567	upside-down Azazel's lollipop	0		
2568	Azazel's tutu	0		
2569	liquefied galvanized ant agonist	0		Effect: "Extra Terrestrial", Effect Duration: 42
2570	blurry ant hoe	0		Familiar Effect: "sleaze damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2571	ant rake	0		Familiar Effect: "hot damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2572	ant pitchfork	0		Familiar Effect: "stench damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2573	ant sickle	0		Familiar Effect: "spooky damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2574	spinning spinning ant pick	0		Familiar Effect: "cold damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2575	purple bronzed locust	0		
2576	honey-dipped locust	0		
2577	horrifying wholesome cactus quill	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +25
2578	dog trainer's Staff of the Short Order Cook of the storm of Calamity Jane	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Experience (familiar): +1
2579	moldy half-sized cactus fruit	2	crappy	
2580	curative scorpion whip of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
2581	tumbling ghostly handful of sand	0		
2582	gray brick of sand	0		
2583	flavorless centipede eggs	4	decent	
2584	nippy wonderwall shield	0		Cold Damage: +10
2585	quilted Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	0		Damage Absorption: +40
2586	green skewed medical-grade General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
2587	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
2588	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100
2589	snack-sized spoiled hot date	2	crappy	
2590	bad distilled fortified wine	3	decent	
2591	flavorless tasty tart	3	decent	
2592	Knob Goblin lunchbox	0		
2593	gigantic normal Knob pasty	9	good	
2594	practically non-alcoholic hand-crafted thermos full of Knob coffee	1	EPIC	
2595	quantum Ben-Gal™ Balm	0		Effect: "Permafrosty", Effect Duration: 28
2596	leathery cat skin	0		
2597	leathery bat skin	0		
2598	blue leathery rat skin	0		
2599	Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate	0		
2600	carbonated water lily	0		
2601	electrified studded extremely unsafe Staff of the Midnight Snack	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Damage Absorption: +80, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
2602	deadly Rosewater's Staff of Blood and Pudding of Flo-Jo	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Weapon Damage: +5, Initiative: +100
2603	smoldering box	0		
2604	tumbling Tuesday's ruby of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Variable
2605	palm frond	0		
2606	narrow palm-frond fan	0		
2607	lard-coated palm-frond whip	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
2608	palm-frond net	0		
2609	blue medical-grade palm-frond capris of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "1.5xGhuol, cap 35"
2610	dog trainer's extra-large palm-frond toupee	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 37"
2611	fireproof palm-frond cloak	0		Hot Resistance: +3
2612	vinyl coin purse	0		
2613	squat rocky raccoon	0		
2614	cyan mojo filter	0		
2615	rotten wobbly lime green savoy truffle	4	crappy	
2616	blinking Magi-Wipes	0		
2617	boom	0		
2618	Iiti Kitty phone charm of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Single Equip
2619	squat jar of swamp gas	0		Last Available: "2007-05"
2620	massive yummy unidentified jerky	10	awesome	
2621	miser's wool nasty rat mask	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xBarrr, cap 45"
2622	healthy baleful ratskin belt	0		Spell Damage: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Single Equip
2623	stiffened quilted rattail whip	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Damage Reduction: 1
2624	ribald thinker's bat hat	0		Mysticality: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xVolley, cap 45"
2625	fortified smooth bat whip	0		Moxie: +15, Damage Absorption: +60
2626	lard-coated Fonzie's bat-ass jacket	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
2627	hardy padded catskin cap	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum HP: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 45"
2628	mirror Van der Graaf dance instructor's catskin buckler	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
2629	fuchsia chilly tail o' nine cats of the detective	0		Cold Damage: +5, Item Drop: +20
2630	Hugo's Weaving Manual	0		
2631	polarized narrow gremlin juice	0		Effect: "Human-Fish Hybrid", Effect Duration: 21
2632	vacuum-sealed altered red skewed mother's helper	0		Effect: "Hiding in Plain Sight", Effect Duration: 16
2633	stanky dance instructor's pat-a-cake pendant	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25
2634	mummy wrapping	0		
2635	really thick bandage	0		
2636	sizzling mummy mask	0		Hot Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 42"
2637	frosty experienced gauze shorts	0		Experience: +2, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 42"
2638	gauze hammock	0		Bonus Resting HP: +60
2639	cherry soda	0		
2640	bouncing wobbly greaves of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Item Drop: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 40"
2641	baleful extremely unsafe cowboy hat	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 41"
2642	greasy supercharged Maxwell's Silver Hammer	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
2643	grievous happiness	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50
2644	purple feather	0		
2645	feather	0		
2646	frightful feather	0		
2647	mirror fetid feather	0		
2648	flirtatious feather	0		
2649	experienced Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	0		Experience: +2, Single Equip
2650	bottled pixie	0		Free Pull
2651	pixie spog	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-06"
2652	bland twirling S.T.L.T.	3	decent	Last Available: "2007-06"
2653	rotten snack-sized jittery honey-dew	2	crappy	Last Available: "2007-06"
2654	acceptable lime green Xanadian	3	good	Last Available: "2007-06"
2655	irradiated bottle of absinthe	0		Effect: "Uncaged Power", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2007-06"
2656	mirror personal trainer's Drowsy Sword of temperance	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5
2657	tasty blurry escargotsicle	4	awesome	Last Available: "2007-06"
2658	lousy practically non-alcoholic mirror bottle of realpagne	1	decent	Last Available: "2007-06"
2659	upside-down albatross necklace of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-06"
2660	modified blinking not-a-pipe	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2007-06"
2661	strong tolerable flask of Amontillado	5	good	Last Available: "2007-06"
2662	baleful ball mask	0		Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 22", Last Available: "2007-06"
2663	purple vibrating Can-Can skirt	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1.5xFairy, 2xPotato, cap 22", Last Available: "2007-06"
2664	flattened sensitive poetry journal	0		Effect: "Lucky Cat Is Lucky", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2007-06"
2665	alkaline squat bottled inspiration	0		Effect: "Memento Moiré", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2007-06"
2666	frozen activated pressed twirling bellhop bell	0		Effect: "Strong Grip", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2007-06"
2667	enhanced double-anodized spiky collar	0		Effect: "Fitter, Happier", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2007-06"
2668	diluted huge can-can-in-a-can	1		Last Available: "2007-06"
2669	denatured patent antipsychotics	1		Effect: "Thunderspell", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2007-06"
2670	dehydrated tumbling Mariner's Friend cough drops	1		Last Available: "2007-06"
2671	drinkable high-proof shot of nepenthe schnapps	9	good	Last Available: "2025-03"
2672	huge library card	0		Last Available: "2007-06"
2673	green Bohemian rhapsody	0		Last Available: "2007-06"
2674	colloidal fuchsia bottle of cat tonic	0		Effect: "Chock Full o' Nanites", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2007-06"
2675	distilled twirling handful of moss	1		
2676	denatured purple bit-o-cactus	1		Effect: "Prelude of Precision", Effect Duration: 45
2677	diluted upside-down protein powder	1		Effect: "Pecan Pied Piper", Effect Duration: 35
2678	spectre scepter	0		
2679	quantum sparkler	0		Effect: "Spooky Weapon", Effect Duration: 33
2680	triple-irradiated snake	0		Effect: "Ginger Snapped", Effect Duration: 32, Wiki Name: "snake"
2681	tarnished ghostly M-242	0		Effect: "Thickest, Sickest", Effect Duration: 36
2682	detuned radio	0		
2683	huge Warehouse 23 crate	0		
2684	chilly armgun of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Cold Damage: +5
2685	wobbly seashell necklace	0		
2686	commemorative war stein	0		
2687	stone frisbee	0		
2688	stiffened fortified educational dreadlock whip	0		Experience: +1, Damage Absorption: +60, Damage Reduction: 1
2689	hardy beer-a-pult of terror	0		Maximum HP: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
2690	upside-down blue greedy shellacked cast-iron legacy paddle	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Meat Drop: +20
2691	rotten special handful of nuts and berries	3	crappy	Effect: "Space Tripping", Effect Duration: 35
2692	rosewater-soaked extremely unsafe driftwood sculpture	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Stench Resistance: +3
2693	bouncing skewed stanky massive sitar	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +5
2694	inspector's supercharged stone baseball cap of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Item Drop: +15, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 48"
2695	perfectly mixed extra-dry cup of beer	5	EPIC	
2696	ovoid thing	0		
2697	duct tape	0		
2698	duct tape wallet	0		
2699	skewed boxer's duct tape shirt of the businessman	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +50
2700	knitted boxer's duct tape fedora	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 48"
2701	perfumed scorching duct tape sword	0		Hot Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +5
2702	weightlifter's duct tape dockers of courage	0		Muscle: +15, Spooky Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 48"
2703	duct tape buckler	0		Item Drop: +5
2704	shrinking powder	0		
2705	sizzling healthy razor-sharp blackberry slippers	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +10, Single Equip
2706	frightening Oprah's Socratic blackberry moccasins	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip
2707	occult blackberry combat boots of vim and vigor of terror	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
2708	adjusted altered squat twirling funky dried mushroom	0		Effect: "Dragged Through the Coals", Effect Duration: 31
2709	exotic parrot egg	0		
2710	spinning cracker	0		Familiar Weight: +15
2711	corrupted modified facepaint	0		Effect: "Tomato Power", Effect Duration: 33
2712	super-enhanced sheepskin diploma	0		Effect: "Crimbo Nostalgia", Effect Duration: 44
2713	irradiated Black Body™ spray	0		Effect: "Radiated and Grodiated", Effect Duration: 53
2714	tumbling floorboard cruft	0		
2715	blinking sausage bomb	0		
2716	jittery red executive ribald battered hubcap of the sweet-tooth	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Candy Drop: +100
2717	toasty weightlifter's beefy hood ornament	0		Muscle: 25, Hot Damage: +5
2718	spare kidney	0		
2719	twirling greedy horrifying deadly hand-carved bokken	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Spooky Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +20
2720	nippy Newton's hand-carved bow of the dark arts	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Cold Damage: +10
2721	greedy hardy brawny hand-carved staff	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Maximum HP: +50, Meat Drop: +20
2722	stylish thinker's Staff of the Greasefire of Gandalf of mayonnaise	0		Mysticality: +10, Moxie: +25, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
2723	pulsating arcane researcher's Staff of the Grand Flambé of the boozehound	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Item Drop: +5, Booze Drop: +100
2724	toothsome skewed bowl of rye sprouts	4	awesome	
2725	adequate cob of corn	4	good	
2726	rotten massive juniper berries	6	crappy	
2727	rotten spinning plum	4	crappy	
2728	adequate skewed pear	3	good	
2729	moldy small peach	2	crappy	
2730	drinkable plum wine	3	good	
2731	hand-crafted weak shot of pear schnapps	2	EPIC	
2732	drinkable shot of peach schnapps	3	good	
2733	yummy bunch of square grapes	3	awesome	
2734	decent narrow brown sugar cane	3	good	
2735	special bland huge sandwich of the gods	4	decent	Effect: "Jammin'", Effect Duration: 10
2736	acceptable Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	3	good	
2737	dehydrated leopard-print barbell	1	decent	
2738	pile of smoking rags	0		
2739	quantum pickled panty raider camouflage	0		Effect: "Here's Mud in Your Eye", Effect Duration: 36
2740	squat banded Staff of the Walk-In Freezer of terror	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +5
2741	lousy practically non-alcoholic tumbling boilermaker	1	decent	
2742	spoiled wobbly steel lasagna	3	quest	
2743	smooth practically non-alcoholic steel margarita	1	quest	
2744	powdered bouncing upside-down steel-scented air freshener	1		Effect: "Mad at Science", Effect Duration: 30
2745	enhanced dry gremlin mutagen	0		Effect: "Cheered Up", Effect Duration: 38
2746	ionized ghostly extra-potent gremlin mutagen	0		Effect: "Woad Warrior", Effect Duration: 49
2747	twirling narrow chunk of depleted Grimacite	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2748	furniture dolly of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Single Equip
2749	Jeselnik's rosy-cheeked Da Vinci's Staff of the Grease Trap	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Sleaze Damage: +25
2750	flame-wreathed stiffened Uranium Omega of Temperance	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
2751	blurry scorching arcane researcher's Lead Zeta of Chastity	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip
2752	family-friendly quilted Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip
2753	gray stanky Herculean Zinc Delta of Tranquility	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
2754	therapeutic hardy Nickel Gamma of Frugality	0		Maximum HP: +50, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
2755	wicked strapping Iron Beta of Industry	0		Muscle: +5, Spell Damage: +5, Single Equip
2756	quilted slick Copper Alpha of Sincerity	0		Moxie: +10, Damage Absorption: +40, Single Equip
2757	razor-sharp boxer's Red Balloon of Valor	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Single Equip
2758	yellow wool smelly Purple Horseshoe of Honor	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip
2759	vibrating veiny Blue Diamond of Honesty	0		Maximum HP: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Single Equip
2760	Herculean Green Clover of Justice of extreme caution	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Monster Level: -25, Single Equip
2761	mirror Van der Graaf veiny Yellow Moon of Compassion	0		Maximum HP: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
2762	family-friendly curative Orange Star of Sacrifice	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
2763	scorching wicked Pink Heart of Spirit	0		Spell Damage: +5, Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip
2764	yellow electrified smartaleck's brawny Order of the Silver Wossname	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Moxie Percent: +30, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
2765	Harold's bell	0		
2766	bowling ball	0		
2767	stale Crimbo pie	4	decent	
2768	bland pear tart	3	decent	
2769	huge bland peach pie	6	decent	
2770	electrified bouncing chunk of rock salt	0		Effect: "Transcendental Wind", Effect Duration: 36
2771	adjusted vacuum-sealed blinking handful of pine needles	0		Effect: "Medieval Mage Mayhem", Effect Duration: 48
2772	gray steamy ruby	0		
2773	glacial sapphire	0		
2774	ghostly unearthly onyx	0		
2775	ghostly effluvious emerald	0		
2776	tawdry amethyst	0		
2777	slick filigreed hamethyst earring of Calamity Jane	0		Moxie: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +15
2778	blue Socratic filigreed hamethyst necklace of Leguizamo of bravery	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Monster Level: +20, Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip
2779	Fonzie's wizardly filigreed hamethyst ring of extreme caution	0		Mysticality: +25, Experience (Moxie): +1, Monster Level: -25, Single Equip
2780	fuchsia jittery aromatic curative Sinatra's baconstone earring	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Stench Resistance: +1, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
2781	narrow aromatic wool baconstone necklace	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip
2782	narrow asbestos-lined scorching beefy baconstone ring	0		Muscle: +10, Hot Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip
2783	pulled porquoise earring of the brazier of the glutton	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Food Drop: +100
2784	vibrating healthy pulled porquoise pendant	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Single Equip
2785	dog trainer's occult weightlifter's pulled porquoise ring	0		Muscle: +15, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Experience (familiar): +1, Single Equip
2786	olive deadly Socratic Earring of Fire	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Weapon Damage: +5, Single Equip
2787	greedy Pendant of Fire of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip
2788	yellow blurry wool chaotic Ring of Fire	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip
2789	manspreader's supercharged Ice-Cold Beerring	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Monster Level: +10, Single Equip
2790	ghostly Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace of Gandalf of the scaredy-cat	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Monster Level: -15, Single Equip
2791	vibrating Ice-Cold Beer Ring of bravery	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip
2792	ribald smooth Unspeakable Earring	0		Moxie: +15, Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip
2793	foul-smelling Choker of the Ultragoth of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip
2794	spinning Rosewater's The Ring of the early riser	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Adventures: +7, Single Equip
2795	vibrating studded Nose Ring of Putrescence	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Single Equip
2796	perfumed stylish Putrid Pendant	0		Moxie: +25, Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip
2797	mirror squat nippy rosy-cheeked Ring of the Sewer Snake	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Cold Damage: +10, Single Equip
2798	teal medical-grade slick Mudflap-Girl Earring	0		Moxie: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
2799	greedy smelly Mudflap-Girl Necklace	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip
2800	maroon greedy Jack Frost's Mudflap-Girl Ring	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip
2801	tumbling vial of Gnomochloric acid	0		
2802	twirling twirling flask of Gnomochloric acid	0		
2803	jug of Gnomochloric acid	0		
2804	pressed red vial of hamethyst juice	0		Effect: "Piratey Flavor", Effect Duration: 45
2805	galvanized moist vial of baconstone juice	0		Effect: "Alpine Mintiness", Effect Duration: 39
2806	vacuum-sealed Vulcanized yellow vial of porquoise juice	0		Effect: "Phairly Balanced", Effect Duration: 20
2807	chilled alkaline huge flask of hamethyst juice	0		Effect: "Nightlit", Effect Duration: 66
2808	pressed upside-down flask of baconstone juice	0		Effect: "What's That Smell?", Effect Duration: 36
2809	altered pressed flask of porquoise juice	0		Effect: "You Know Where to Go", Effect Duration: 60
2810	electrified jug of hamethyst juice	0		Effect: "Fruited", Effect Duration: 58
2811	pickled pickled magnetized jug of baconstone juice	0		Effect: "Outer Wolf™", Effect Duration: 25
2812	frozen jug of porquoise juice	0		Effect: "Mutated", Effect Duration: 39
2813	supercharged sage Beret	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Four Songs, Brimstone, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep"
2814	bouncing asbestos-lined double-paned Bludgeon of the glutton	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Hot Resistance: +5, Food Drop: +100, Brimstone
2815	purple healthy deadly Rosewater's Bunker	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Brimstone
2816	foul-smelling Lo Pan's smartaleck's Boxers	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +10, Brimstone, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep"
2817	twirling reassuring extremely unsafe Newton's Brooch	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Brimstone
2818	blurry Samson's Bracelet of chilblains of the overflowing toilet	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Cold Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Brimstone
2819	Temple Grandin's weightlifter's Grimacite gasmask	0		Muscle: +15, Familiar Weight: +7, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2008-11"
2820	thinker's Grimacite gat of the overflowing toilet	0		Mysticality: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2008-11"
2821	shaking zippy beefy Grimacite gaiters	0		Muscle: +10, Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 2xGhoul, cap 37", Last Available: "2008-11"
2822	therapeutic healthy Grimacite gauntlets	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-11"
2823	teal clever cool Grimacite go-go boots	0		Moxie: +5, Maximum MP: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-11"
2824	squat Grimacite girdle of the pedagogue of horror	0		Experience: +3, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-11"
2825	Herculean Grimacite gown	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Last Available: "2008-11"
2826	huge stanky wholesome quilted Staff of the Kitchen Floor	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25
2827	anniversary gift box	0		
2828	upside-down loaded dice	0		
2829	green ghostly really dense meat stack	0		
2830	digital key lime	0		
2831	star key lime	0		
2832	huge tasty digital key lime pie	9	awesome	
2833	moldy star key lime pie	4	crappy	
2834	Lo Pan's MacGyver's bottle-rocket crossbow of incineration	0		Maximum MP: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire red bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire blue bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire orange bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire purple bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire black bottle-rocket", Last Available: "2007-07"
2835	indie comic hipster glasses of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2"
2836	wizard action figure	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
2837	mint-condition magic wand	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2838	executive glowstick of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2007-08", Raveosity: +1
2839	reassuring Periodical Paintbrush	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Softcore Only
2840	mediocre weak upside-down spinning bottle of cooking sherry	2	decent	
2841	toothsome packet of ketchup	3	awesome	
2842	artisanal distilled accidental cider	5	EPIC	
2843	moldy super-sized ghostly squat dire fudgesicle	5	crappy	
2844	wobbly Sherlock's arcane researcher's brawny navel ring of navel gazing of extreme caution	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Monster Level: -25, Item Drop: +25, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-09", Item Drop (sporadic): 4.25, Meat Drop (sporadic): 4.25
2845	blurry class five ecto-larva	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
2846	shaking plastic bib	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2847	nippy Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield	0		Cold Damage: +10
2848	squat Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	0		
2849	shrunken navigator head	0		
2850	hand-crafted high-proof moonberry wine cooler	9	EPIC	
2851	decent fine aged cheddarwurst	3	good	
2852	branch from the Great Tree	0		
2853	Phil Bunion's axe	0		
2854	bouquet of swamp roses	0		
2855	executive chaotic huge mosquito proboscis	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +40
2856	anodized corrupted anodized skewed swamp lolly	0		Effect: "Kindly Resolve", Effect Duration: 24
2857	triple-flattened frozen diffused ghostly blinking seegar butt	0		Effect: "Fungal Flambé", Effect Duration: 26
2858	bottled swamp gas	0		
2859	twirling rosewater-soaked thinker's witch wart	0		Mysticality: +10, Stench Resistance: +3
2860	small bland tumbling swamp muck	2	decent	
2861	MacGyver's leechknife of the ox of the sewer	0		Muscle: +20, Maximum MP: +100, Stench Damage: +25
2862	decomposed boot	0		
2863	non-deionized non-denatured ghostly dribbly candle	0		Effect: "Tin, Man", Effect Duration: 36
2864	stolen meatpouch	0		
2865	frightening razor-sharp beaver spear	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spooky Damage: +5
2866	green shamanic beads of extreme caution of bravery	0		Monster Level: -25, Spooky Resistance: +5
2867	greasy gravedigger's dilapidated wizard hat	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "cap 31"
2868	improved pulsating pirate pamphlet	0		Effect: "Petit Force", Effect Duration: 51
2869	concentrated huge huge pirate brochure	0		Effect: "Okee-Dokee Go!", Effect Duration: 35
2870	tarnished olive pirate tract	0		Effect: "Liquidy Smoky", Effect Duration: 61
2871	burnt flower	0		
2872	careful plastic Naughty Sorceress of the empath	0		Monster Level: -10, Familiar Weight: +5
2873	plastic Ed the Undying of the dark arts of vim and vigor	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP Percent: +50
2874	bouncing greasy mansplainer's plastic Lord Spookyraven	0		Monster Level: +15, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
2875	spinning plastic Dr. Awkward of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50
2876	shaking skewed horrifying plastic protector spectre	0		Spooky Damage: +25
2877	friendly plastic Baron von Ratsworth	0		Familiar Weight: +3
2878	olive bouncing Fonzie's plastic Boss Bat	0		Experience (Moxie): +1
2879	grievous plastic Knob Goblin King	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50
2880	plastic Bonerdagon of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25
2881	plastic The Man of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5
2882	lime green stylish plastic The Big Wisniewski	0		Moxie: +25
2883	fuchsia flame-wreathed plastic Felonia	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10
2884	bouncing thinker's plastic Beelzebozo	0		Mysticality: +10
2885	hardy plastic conservationist hippy	0		Maximum HP: +50
2886	blinking gray plastic 7-foot dwarf of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20
2887	energetic plastic angry bugbear	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20
2888	huge steel-toed plastic anime smiley	0		Damage Reduction: 9
2889	squat dangerous plastic apathetic lizardman	0		Weapon Damage: +10
2890	smooth plastic astronomer	0		Moxie: +15
2891	family-friendly plastic beanbat	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1
2892	mirror perfumed plastic blooper	0		Stench Resistance: +5
2893	tumbling cyan wicked plastic brainsweeper	0		Spell Damage: +5
2894	Sherlock's plastic briefcase bat	0		Item Drop: +25
2895	crafty plastic demoninja	0		Maximum MP: +10
2896	zippy plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	0		Initiative: +20
2897	plastic drunk goat of the ox	0		Muscle: +20
2898	Temple Grandin's plastic fiendish can of asparagus	0		Familiar Weight: +7
2899	jittery lard-coated plastic Gnollish crossdresser	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
2900	stylish plastic handsome mariachi	0		Moxie: +25
2901	lard-coated plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
2902	Da Vinci's plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5
2903	upside-down personal trainer's plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
2904	greasy plastic Knott Yeti	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
2905	plastic lemon-in-the-box	0		Item Drop: +5
2906	bouncing knitted plastic lobsterfrogman	0		Cold Resistance: +3
2907	pulsating narrow beefy plastic ninja snowman	0		Muscle: +10
2908	tumbling educational plastic Orcish Frat Boy	0		Experience: +1
2909	Sinatra's plastic G Imp	0		Experience (Moxie): +5
2910	tumbling ruddy plastic goth	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40
2911	plastic cubist bull of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25
2912	jittery shellacked plastic scary clown	0		Damage Reduction: 7
2913	green strapping plastic smarmy pirate	0		Muscle: +5
2914	sage plastic spiny skelelton	0		Mysticality Percent: +10
2915	cyan gravedigger's plastic Spam Witch	0		Spooky Damage: +10
2916	aromatic plastic vampire	0		Stench Resistance: +1
2917	personal trainer's plastic taco cat	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
2918	plastic undead elbow macaroni of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60
2919	green Van der Graaf plastic warwelf	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
2920	dance instructor's plastic whitesnake	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
2921	ribald plastic XXX pr0n	0		Sleaze Damage: +10
2922	gray twirling electrified plastic zmobie	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
2923	plastic Protagonist of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20
2924	plastic Spunky Princess of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3
2925	pulsating asbestos-lined plastic topiary golem	0		Hot Resistance: +5
2926	aromatic plastic senile lihc	0		Stench Resistance: +1
2927	jittery Samson's plastic Iiti Kitty	0		Experience (Muscle): +5
2928	clever plastic Gnomester Blomester	0		Maximum MP: +20
2929	tumbling twirling healthy plastic Trouser Snake	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20
2930	toasty plastic Axe Wound	0		Hot Damage: +5
2931	electrified plastic Hellion	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
2932	family-friendly plastic Black Knight	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1
2933	hardy plastic pair of tweezers	0		Maximum HP: +50
2934	scandalous plastic fruit golem	0		Sleaze Damage: +5
2935	forbidden plastic fluffy bunny	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50
2936	castagnets	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2937	siesta-ing Casagnova gnome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-10"
2938	Jacob's ladder	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2939	unemployed hunchbacked minion	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-10"
2940	rotten wobbly Surprise Egg	3	crappy	
2941	diffused Steal This Candy	0		Effect: "Thicker, Sicker", Effect Duration: 48
2942	super-dry Vulcanized chocolate filthy lucre	0		Effect: "Flame-Retardant Trousers", Effect Duration: 54
2943	cold-filtered twirling Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	0		Effect: "Stemonitis Storm", Effect Duration: 33
2945	spinning teal bouncing scorching extremely unsafe party hat	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Hot Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "4xLep, cap 7"
2946	ruddy stiffened V for Vivala mask	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Combat Item Damage Percent: 50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Creepy Grin", Last Available: "2007-11"
2947	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	0		
2948	lousy watered-down upside-down shot of rotgut	2	decent	
2949	colloidal electrified jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade	0		Effect: "Carrrsmic", Effect Duration: 68
2950	Cap'm Caronch's Map	0		
2951	Orcish Frat House blueprints	0		
2952	spinning wool glowstick of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2007-11", Raveosity: +1
2953	huge charrrm bracelet	0		
2954	olive tip jar of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15
2955	adequate yam candy	3	good	
2956	wobbly cocktail napkin	0		
2957	rum barrel charrrm	0		
2958	snack-sized stale tube of cranberry Go-Goo	2	decent	
2959	Van der Graaf rum barrel charrrm bracelet	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
2960	normal pulsating single-serving herbal stuffing	3	good	
2961	big normal packet of tofurkey gravy	5	good	
2962	normal tofurkey nugget	3	good	
2963	skewed rigging shampoo	0		
2964	squat ball polish	0		
2965	olive mizzenmast mop	0		
2966	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	0		
2967	frozen blinking Swabbie™ swab	0		Effect: "You Know Who to Call", Effect Duration: 38
2968	liquefied tarnished modified Oil of Parrrlay	0		Effect: "Alpine Mintiness", Effect Duration: 41
2969	yummy super-sized creamsicle	5	awesome	
2970	lousy practically non-alcoholic cream stout	1	decent	
2971	sizzling strapping curmudgel	0		Muscle: +5, Hot Damage: +10
2972	grumpy man charrrm	0		
2973	fuchsia greedy grumpy man charrrm bracelet	0		Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip
2974	tarrrnish charrrm	0		
2975	tarrrnished charrrm bracelet of the cougar of courage	0		Moxie: +20, Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip
2976	weak acceptable enchanted maroon bilge wine	2	good	Effect: "Frozen Shoulders", Effect Duration: 15
2977	narrow Oprah's witty rapier	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50
2978	up-at-dawn censurious yohohoyo	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Adventures: +5
2979	corrupted triple-aerosolized polymerized fish-liver oil	0		Effect: "Horrid, Torrid", Effect Duration: 32
2980	booty chest charrrm	0		
2981	booty chest charrrm bracelet of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip
2982	cannonball charrrm	0		
2983	narrow cannonball charrrm bracelet	0		Single Equip, Sporadic Thorns: 0.25
2984	copper ha'penny charrrm	0		
2985	copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60
2986	tongue charrrm	0		
2987	banded forbidden tongue charrrm bracelet	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Damage Absorption: +100, Single Equip
2988	twirling bit of clingfilm	0		
2989	huge sizzling clingfilm trousers	0		Hot Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato, cap 37"
2990	lion tamer's vibrating clingfilm cap	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Experience (familiar): +2, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 37"
2991	medical-grade clingfilm slippers	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
2992	clingfilm tangle	0		
2993	yummy low-calorie vinegar-soaked lemon slice	1	awesome	
2994	quadruple-energized super-warmed true grit	0		Effect: "Twinklebritches", Effect Duration: 69
2995	greedy sharpshooter's sinister buoybottoms	0		Spell Damage: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xLep, cap 37"
2996	Socratic grungy flannel shirt	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1
2997	skewed healthy slick grungy bandana	0		Moxie: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 0.5xPotato, cap 37"
2998	shellacked grassy cutlass	0		Damage Reduction: 7
2999	Cap'm Caronch's nasty booty	0		
3000	Cap'm Caronch's dentures	0		
3001	pulsating pegleg of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Single Equip
3002	dangerous lamé pants	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 1xLep, cap 25"
3003	fuchsia squat enormous hoop earring of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
3004	lightning-fast costume sword	0		Item Drop: +5, Initiative: +40
3005	mirror rainbow pearl	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3006	crafty thinker's rainbow pearl earring	0		Mysticality: +10, Maximum MP: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3007	chilly educational rainbow pearl necklace	0		Experience: +1, Cold Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3008	huge Oprah's strapping rainbow pearl ring	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3009	spinning Oprah's hardy Idol of Ak'gyxoth	0		Maximum HP: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +50
3010	shaking executive scorching Emblem of Ak'gyxoth	0		Hot Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +40
3011	sinister altar fragment	0		
3012	shimmering rainbow sand	0		
3013	simple key	0		
3014	huge ornate key	0		
3015	spinning gilded key	0		
3016	narrow foot locker	0		
3017	ornate chest	0		
3018	gilded chest	0		
3019	blurry all-purpose cleaner	0		
3020	handful of sawdust	0		
3021	pulsating stone triangle	0		
3022	medium stone triangle	0		
3023	small stone triangle	0		
3024	shaking tumbling stone pyramid	0		
3025	delicious practically non-alcoholic corpse on the beach	1	awesome	
3026	drinkable corpsetini	3	good	
3027	perfectly mixed strong narrow corpsedriver	5	EPIC	
3028	practically non-alcoholic fancy mediocre wobbly Corpse Island iced tea	1	decent	Effect: "Incredibly Hulking", Effect Duration: 45
3029	enchanted bad red-headed corpse	3	decent	Effect: "Graham Crackling", Effect Duration: 25
3030	drinkable weak enchanted kamicorpse-ee	2	good	Effect: "Heart Aflame", Effect Duration: 10
3031	acceptable corpsel	3	good	
3032	drinkable corpsebite	3	good	
3033	zippy pirate fledges	0		Initiative: +20, Look like a Pirate
3034	blurry piece of thirteen	0		
3035	bland gigantic blurry pearl onion	10	decent	
3036	tiny normal sea biscuit	1	good	
3037	hand-crafted bottle of rum	3	EPIC	
3038	mediocre watered-down teal bottle of black-label rum	2	decent	
3039	cannonball	0		
3040	blue twirling voodoo skull	0		
3041	huge joke scroll	0		
3042	narrow Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3043	metallic foil bow	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
3044	metallic foil radar dish	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.", Last Available: "2011-12"
3045	bland nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	4	decent	Last Available: "2007-12"
3046	decent enchanted big fuchsia nanite-infested candy cane	5	good	Effect: "Ooh, Bitter!", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2020-09"
3047	snack-sized adequate nanite-infested fruitcake	2	good	Last Available: "2007-12"
3048	drinkable special nanite-infested eggnog	4	good	Effect: "Irresistible Resolve", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2007-12"
3049	shaking El Vibrato power sphere	0		
3050	squat eyepatch of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
3051	wobbly foul-smelling cutlass	0		Stench Damage: +10
3052	shaking medical-grade breeches	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
3053	mood ring	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
3054	vacuum-sealed skewed candy heart	0		Effect: "Mercenary", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2007-02"
3055	boiled magnetized spinning gray cymbal syrup	0		Free Pull, Effect: "Norwhalloped", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2007-02"
3056	gray metallic foil cat ears of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Alters Page Text, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2007-02"
3057	nanofiber cloth	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3058	iGoogly	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3059	lime green theoretical string	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3060	synthetic stuffing	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3061	toy hoverpad	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3062	LED block	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3063	gyroscope	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3064	educational cyborg doll	0		Experience: +1, Last Available: "2007-12"
3065	skewed buckyball	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3066	blurry wholesome toy maglev monorail	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3067	purple dollhive	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3068	toy deathbot	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3069	laser cannon	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3070	plexifoam chin strap	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3071	blue silicon-infused gluteal shield	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3072	spinning carbonite visor	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3073	set of Unobtainium straps	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3074	blinking polymorphic fastening apparatus	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3075	blurry General Assembly Module	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3076	bouncing laser targeting chip	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3077	upside-down hi-density nylocite leg armor	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3078	blinking kevlateflocite helmet	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3079	Bulky Buddy Box	0		Last Available: "2007-12", Wiki Name: "Bulky Buddy Box (hatchling)"
3080	teddy borg	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3081	fortified marionette collective	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Last Available: "2007-12"
3082	monomolecular yo-yo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3083	pulsating gray blob	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3084	narrow borg sock monkey of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2007-12"
3085	blue roboduck-on-a-string of Tarzan of Gandalf	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2007-12"
3086	bouncing mylar scout drone	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3087	cyan teddy borg sewing kit	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3088	prompt biomechanical crimborg helmet of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2007-12"
3089	steel-toed C.B.F.G. of courage	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2007-12"
3090	sharpshooter's biomechanical crimborg leg armor of the boozehound	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Booze Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1.5xGhuol, cap 37", Last Available: "2007-12"
3091	non-aerosolized red vitachoconutriment capsule	0		Effect: "Frozen Shoulders", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2007-12"
3092	jittery handmade hobby horse of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2007-12"
3093	purple boxer's ball-in-a-cup	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Last Available: "2007-12"
3094	blurry wizardly set of jacks	0		Mysticality: +25, Last Available: "2007-12"
3095	moldy laser-broiled pear	3	crappy	Last Available: "2007-12"
3096	narrow knitted frightening polyalloy shield	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2007-12"
3097	fish scaler	0		Last Available: "2007-12", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.33
3098	killing feather	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3099	jittery ring	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3100	shaking robotronic egg	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3101	rogue swarmer	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3102	shaking sawblade fragment	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3103	unstable laser battery	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3104	skewed bouncing censurious vibrating cyborg knife of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2007-12"
3105	wool immense cyborg hand of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2007-12"
3106	bouncing huge frightening therapeutic weightlifter's cyborg stompin' boot	0		Muscle: +15, Spooky Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3107	deactivated RoboGoose	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3108	overclocked avian microprocessor	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-12"
3109	olive skewed tumbling Miniborg stomper	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3110	Miniborg strangler	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3111	twirling cyan Miniborg laser	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3112	maroon Miniborg beeper	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3113	Miniborg hiveminder	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3114	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3115	old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3116	Hodgman	0		
3117	Libram of Divine Favors	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12", Skill: "Summon Party Favor"
3118	divine noisemaker	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3119	divine can of silly string	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3120	divine blowout	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3121	divine champagne popper	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3122	divine cracker	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3123	ghostly divine champagne flute	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3124	wet fruitfilm	0		Effect: "Sinuses For Miles", Effect Duration: 17
3125	colloidal piece of after eight	0		Effect: "Just the Brown Ones", Effect Duration: 41
3126	mirror red hobo nickel	0		
3127	sandcastle	0		
3128	marshmallow	0		
3129	moldy roasted marshmallow	3	crappy	
3130	disc	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3131	big moldy red tin cup of mulligan stew	5	crappy	
3132	squat medical-grade Socratic flamin' bindle	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
3133	foul-smelling freezin' bindle of mayonnaise	0		Stench Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
3134	flame-retardant Samson's stinkin' bindle	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Hot Resistance: +1
3135	prompt sharpshooter's bindle	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Adventures: +3
3136	squat Tesla hardy sleazy bindle	0		Maximum HP: +50, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
3137	shellacked 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	0		Damage Reduction: 7
3138	squat greedy Hodgman's whackin' stick	0		Meat Drop: +20
3139	sharpshooter's Hodgman's imaginary hamster of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +10
3140	soft shoes	0		Single Equip
3141	twirling stylish panhandle panhandling hat	0		Moxie: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
3142	pulsating perfumed cup of infinite pencils	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Damage Aura: 1
3143	cool Hodgman's disgusting technicolor overcoat of Leguizamo	0		Moxie: +5, Monster Level: +20
3144	shaking a torn paper strip	0		
3145	gray jittery El Vibrato translator	0		
3146	huge El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)"
3147	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)"
3148	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)"
3149	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)"
3150	red El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)"
3151	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)"
3152	blinking El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)"
3153	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)"
3154	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)"
3155	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)"
3156	blinking El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)"
3157	El Vibrato drone	0		
3158	bouncing sparking El Vibrato drone	0		
3159	wet extra-adjusted wobbly warm El Vibrato drone	0		Effect: "Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric", Effect Duration: 20
3160	pressed huge humming El Vibrato drone	0		Effect: "Bone Chilling", Effect Duration: 51
3161	enhanced quantum shaking El Vibrato drone	0		Effect: "Castaway Physique", Effect Duration: 19
3162	El Vibrato helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 1xFairy"
3163	El Vibrato energy spear	0		
3164	El Vibrato leg guards	0		Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol"
3165	broken El Vibrato drone	0		
3166	repaired El Vibrato drone	0		
3167	augmented El Vibrato drone	0		
3168	modified extra-nitrogenated seal eyeball	0		Effect: "Magically Delicious", Effect Duration: 21
3169	special adequate spinning upside-down turtle soup	4	good	Effect: "[598]A Little Bit Evil", Effect Duration: 35
3170	blinking evil noodles	0		
3171	narrow twirling nauseating reagent	0		
3172	yellow Newton's evil paper umbrella	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3
3173	magnetized evil vihuela	0		Effect: "Chow Downed", Effect Duration: 12
3174	rotten big evil boring spaghetti	5	crappy	
3175	adequate low-calorie evil noodles	1	good	
3176	rotten evil noodles	3	crappy	
3177	normal evil painful penne pasta	4	good	
3178	bland olive 3vi1 pr0n m4nic0tti	4	decent	
3179	snack-sized yummy evil ravioli della hippy	2	awesome	
3180	small normal evil noodles	2	good	
3181	enhanced pickled narrow evil potion of potency	0		Effect: "Grumpy and Ornery", Effect Duration: 11
3182	concentrated concentrated shaking evil libation of liveliness	0		Effect: "Cranberry Cordiality", Effect Duration: 43
3183	galvanized boiled squat evil tomato juice of powerful power	0		Effect: "Jungle Juiced", Effect Duration: 37
3184	colloidal evil eyedrops of the ermine	0		Effect: "The Moxie of LOV", Effect Duration: 42
3185	oxidized super-modified evil ointment of the occult	0		Effect: "Overstimulated", Effect Duration: 43
3186	modified cold-filtered evil serum of sarcasm	0		Effect: "Salad Days", Effect Duration: 22
3187	nitrogenated oxidized wobbly evil philter of phorce	0		Effect: "Ripping, Dripping", Effect Duration: 17
3188	delicious an evil sump'm sump'm	4	awesome	
3189	watered-down bad spinning evil ducha de oro	2	decent	
3190	practically non-alcoholic acceptable evil horizontal tango	1	good	
3191	high-proof hand-crafted evil roll in the hay	6	EPIC	
3192	naughty origami kit	0		Last Available: "2008-02"
3193	green naughty fortune teller	0		Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3194	origami "gentlemen's" magazine	0		Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3195	naughty paper shuriken	0		Last Available: "2008-02"
3196	padded origami pasties	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3197	skewed grievous brainy origami riding crop of bravery	0		Mysticality: +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spooky Resistance: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3198	El Vibrato trapezoid	0		
3199	lump of coal	0		
3200	pulsating lump of diamond	0		
3201	narrow thick padded envelope	0		
3202	narrow foul-smelling hardened grievous KoL Con IV Pole	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Damage Reduction: 3, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2007-09"
3203	dwarvish magazine	0		
3204	narrow dwarvish war helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 41"
3205	dwarvish war mattock	0		
3206	dwarvish war kilt	0		Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 41"
3207	huge teal dwarvish punchcard	0		
3208	small laminated card	0		
3209	laminated card	0		
3210	notbig laminated card	0		
3211	unlarge laminated card	0		
3212	dwarvish document	0		
3213	dwarvish paper	0		
3214	dwarvish parchment	0		
3215	mirror overcharged El Vibrato power sphere	0		
3216	bouncing Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form	0		Free Pull
3217	El Vibrato Megadrone	0		
3218	blinking grievous glowstick of the dark arts	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2008-02", Raveosity: +1
3219	green sane hatrack	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3220	hobo code binder	0		Free Pull
3221	gator skin	0		
3222	maroon sharpshooter's gatorskin umbrella of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +10
3223	wobbly sewer nuggets	0		
3224	sewer wad	0		
3225	fancy aged bottle of sewage schnapps	4	awesome	Effect: "Space Tripping", Effect Duration: 25
3226	aged fortified bottle of Ooze-O	5	awesome	
3227	decent enchanted C.H.U.M. chum	4	good	Effect: "Brain Freeze", Effect Duration: 40
3228	enchanted rotten unfortunate dumplings	4	crappy	Effect: "Ginger Snapped", Effect Duration: 5
3229	decaying goldfish liver	0		
3230	pressed nitrogenated oil of oiliness	0		Effect: "Healthy Green Glow", Effect Duration: 67
3231	blue blinking ribald tattered paper crown	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xSombrero, cap 15"
3232	normal jumbo vanilla-frosted king cake	5	good	Last Available: "2008-03"
3233	inflatable duck	0		
3234	water wings	0		Wiki Name: "water wings"
3235	noodle	0		
3236	Kissin' Cousins	0		Skill: "Awesome Balls of Fire"
3237	Tales from the Fireside	0		Skill: "Conjure Relaxing Campfire"
3238	Blizzards I Have Died In	0		Skill: "Snowclone"
3239	Maxing, Relaxing	0		Skill: "Maximum Chill"
3240	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	0		Skill: "Eggsplosion"
3241	Travels with Jerry	0		Skill: "Mudbath"
3242	blurry Let Me Be!	0		Skill: "Raise Backup Dancer"
3243	Asleep in the Cemetery	0		Skill: "Creepy Lullaby"
3244	Summer Nights	0		Skill: "Grease Lightning"
3245	Sensual Massage for Creeps	0		Skill: "Inappropriate Backrub"
3246	blurry frightening Ol' Scratch's ol' britches of the sweet-tooth	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Candy Drop: +100, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xPotato"
3247	hardened Da Vinci's Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Damage Reduction: 3, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "hot atk"
3248	foul-smelling wicked Ol' Scratch's ash can of the blizzard	0		Spell Damage: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +10, Class: "Sauceror"
3249	Samson's pink plastic baby	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-03"
3250	blurry sausage	0		
3251	curative Frosty's silk hat of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "cold atk"
3252	chilly personal trainer's Frosty's carrot	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Cold Damage: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip
3253	asbestos-lined occult Frosty's nailbat of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Hot Resistance: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3254	healthy Oscus's pelt of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip
3255	zippy studded Wand of Oscus of the brazier	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +20, Class: "Pastamancer"
3256	ribald fortified Oscus's dumpster waders	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Sleaze Damage: +10, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xBarrr"
3257	gray double-paned chaotic Zombo's skullcap	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "spooky atk"
3258	greedy stylish Zombo's shield of the sewer	0		Moxie: +25, Stench Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +20, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
3259	spinning smelly slick Zombo's grievous greaves	0		Moxie: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
3260	wobbly wobbly fireproof Da Vinci's beefy Chester's moustache	0		Muscle: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Hot Resistance: +3, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip
3261	Chester's bag of candy of the brute of chilblains	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Cold Damage: +25, Class: "Disco Bandit"
3262	spinning shellacked grievous Chester's cutoffs	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Damage Reduction: 7, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1.5xGhuol"
3263	Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts	0		Last Available: "2008-04", Skill: "Summon Tasteful Items"
3264	candygram	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3265	mirror twirling bag of Crotchety Pine saplings	0		
3266	bag of Saccharine Maple saplings	0		
3267	upside-down purple bag of Laughing Willow saplings	0		
3268	modified unsweetened handful of Crotchety Pine needles	0		Effect: "Alacri Tea", Effect Duration: 48
3269	polymerized chilled tumbling olive lump of Saccharine Maple sap	0		Effect: "Pyromania", Effect Duration: 22
3270	frozen handful of Laughing Willow bark	0		Effect: "Superheroic", Effect Duration: 27
3271	blurry stiffened crotchety pants	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Put Down Roots", Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 18"
3272	Fonzie's Saccharine Maple pendant	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spray Sap"
3273	Herculean willowy bonnet	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Rouse Sapling", Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 18"
3274	lime green upside-down flavored foot massage oil	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3275	dart	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3276	spinning black-and-blue light	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3277	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3278	ghostly studded belt of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2008-04"
3279	personal massager	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3280	pulsating personalized coffee mug	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-04"
3281	plasma ball	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3282	pulsating stiffened stick-on eyebrow piercing	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Last Available: "2008-04"
3283	rotten special miniature salad	2	crappy	Effect: "Gingerbread Robust", Effect Duration: 25
3284	blue Newton's savvy C.H.U.M. lantern	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +3
3285	wicked C.H.U.M. knife	0		Spell Damage: +5
3286	zippy Frosty's snowball sack	0		Initiative: +20
3287	quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3288	shimmering tendrils	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3289	scintillating powder	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3290	bouncing abandoned candy	0		
3291	secret tropical island volcano lair map	0		
3292	adorable seal larva	0		
3293	untamable turtle	0		
3294	macaroni duck	0		
3295	fuchsia spinning friendly cheez blob	0		
3296	unusual disco ball	0		
3297	stray chihuahua	0		
3298	cyan pretty pink bow	0		
3299	mirror spinning smiley-face sticker	0		
3300	farfalle bow tie	0		
3301	jalapeño slices	0		
3302	stick-on mini solar panels	0		
3303	sombrero	0		Sombrero Bonus: +10
3304	mirror Argarggagarg's fang	0		
3305	blinking Safari Jack's moustache	0		
3306	Yakisoba's hat	0		
3307	Heimandatz's heart	0		
3308	jittery Jocko Homo's head	0		
3309	The Mariachi's guitar case	0		
3310	bouncing vibrating sealskin drum	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3311	washboard shield of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
3312	nasty spaghetti-box banjo	0		Stench Damage: +5, Class: "Pastamancer"
3313	hardened marinara jug	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Class: "Sauceror"
3314	makeshift castanets of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Class: "Disco Bandit"
3315	prompt left-handed melodica	0		Adventures: +3, Class: "Accordion Thief"
3316	distilled squat yellow epic wad	1	good	Effect: "Barbecue Saucy", Effect Duration: 25
3317	greasy bottlecap	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
3318	sage corncob pipe	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Single Equip
3319	ghostly electrified Mr. Joe's bangles	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
3320	green frayed rope belt of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip
3321	wobbly packet of mayfly bait	0		Last Available: "2008-05"
3322	occult mayfly bait necklace of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summon Mayfly Swarm", Last Available: "2008-05"
3323	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	0		
3324	shaking Frosty's frosty mug	0		
3325	aged ghostly jar of fermented pickle juice	4	awesome	
3326	diluted blue voodoo snuff	1	good	
3327	delicious extra-greasy slider	3	awesome	
3328	narrow hale crumpled felt fedora of Leguizamo	0		Maximum HP: +20, Monster Level: +20, Familiar Effect: "0.75xVolley, 0.75xLep"
3329	lime green strapping battered top-hat of the wise owl	0		Muscle: +5, Mysticality: +20, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 0.75xFairy"
3330	mirror hale baleful shapeless wide-brimmed hat	0		Spell Damage: +25, Maximum HP: +20, Familiar Effect: "0.75xLep, 0.75xFairy"
3331	blinking mostly rat-hide leggings of the scaredy-cat of the empath	0		Monster Level: -15, Familiar Weight: +5, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
3332	savvy hobo dungarees of the sewer	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 1xPotato"
3333	reassuring patched suit-pants of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 0.5xFairy"
3334	hobo stogie	0		Single Equip
3335	bouncing rope with some soap on it	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
3336	dead guy's piece of double-sided tape	0		
3337	narrow banded extremely unsafe dead guy's memento	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Damage Absorption: +100, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
3338	rotten banquet	4	crappy	
3339	upside-down sharpened hubcap	0		
3340	very caltrop	0		
3341	mirror The Six-Pack of Pain	0		
3342	upside-down hobo monkey	0		
3343	bindle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3344	bed of coals	0		
3345	air mattress	0		
3346	filth-encrusted futon	0		
3347	comfy coffin	0		
3348	purple mattress	0		
3349	mirror dinged-up triangle	0		
3350	boozy acceptable blurry shaking Ralph IX cognac	5	good	
3351	huge llama lama cria	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-06"
3352	tumbling zen motorcycle	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3353	double-concentrated llama lama gong	0		Effect: "Far Out", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2008-06"
3354	delicious half-sized jittery banana-frosted king cake	2	awesome	Last Available: "2008-08"
3355	wobbly Van der Graaf brown plastic baby	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-08"
3356	plump juicy grub	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3357	lime green shimmering moth	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3358	delectable fire ant	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3359	scrumptious ice ant	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3360	stinkbug	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3361	yummy death watch beetle	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3362	squat tasty louse	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3363	normal lime green narrow mole molé	3	good	Last Available: "2008-06"
3364	mediocre irresponsibly strong fancy Morlock's Mark Bourbon	8	decent	Effect: "Sappy Blood", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2008-06"
3365	anodized ionized Climate Colada	0		Effect: "Chlorophyll Flavor", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2008-06"
3366	extra-chilled moist bouncing digital underground potion	0		Effect: "Nutrient-Rich", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2008-06"
3367	interesting-looking twig	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3368	modified purple pulsating glimmering roc feather	1	crappy	Effect: "Gummiskin", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2008-06"
3369	mixed tumbling shaking gray glimmering phoenix feather	1		Effect: "Lemony Goodness", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2008-06"
3370	altered gray glimmering penguin feather	1		Last Available: "2008-06"
3371	compressed huge glimmering buzzard feather	1		Effect: "Savage Beast Inside", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2008-06"
3372	altered narrow glimmering raven feather	1		Effect: "Pride of the Vampire", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2008-06"
3373	dehydrated mirror blue shaking glimmering great tit feather	1		Last Available: "2008-06"
3374	house of twigs and spit	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3375	The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	0		Skill: "The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder"
3376	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	0		Skill: "Benetton's Medley of Diversity"
3377	Elron's Explosive Etude	0		Skill: "Elron's Explosive Etude"
3378	narrow Chorale of Companionship	0		Skill: "Chorale of Companionship"
3379	blinking cyan blurry Prelude of Precision	0		Skill: "Prelude of Precision"
3380	nasty coward's Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	0		Monster Level: -20, Stench Damage: +5
3381	Ol' Scratch's stove door of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Thorns: 1
3382	olive coward's Tesla Herculean Ol' Scratch's manacles	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Monster Level: -20, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
3383	Fonzie's Chester's sunglasses of chilblains of the overflowing toilet	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Cold Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
3384	miser's Chester's muscle shirt of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Meat Drop: +10
3385	nasty Chester's Aquarius medallion of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip
3386	frightening medical-grade Zombo's shoulder blade	0		Spooky Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
3387	jittery olive medical-grade boxer's Zombo's skull ring	0		Muscle Percent: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
3388	Zombo's empty eye	0		
3389	Annie Oakley's Frosty's arm of the boozehound	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Booze Drop: +100
3390	greasy studded fortified Staff of the Deepest Freeze	0		Damage Absorption: 140, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
3391	Frosty's iceball	0		
3392	asbestos-lined Oscus's garbage can lid	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Thorns: 1
3393	green Oscus's neverending soda	0		
3394	cyan ribald Oscus's flypaper pants of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
3395	curative Hodgman's porkpie hat of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 0.5xVolley, 0.5xFairy"
3396	red razor-sharp Hodgman's lobsterskin pants of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato"
3397	twirling frosty Hodgman's bow tie of Flo-Jo	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +100, Single Equip
3398	lousy Hodgman's blanket	4	decent	
3399	hand-crafted jar of squeeze	3	super ultra EPIC	
3400	rotten diet jittery bowl of fishysoisse	1	crappy	
3401	non-quantum bouncing deadly lampshade	0		Effect: "You Can Taste the Darkness", Effect Duration: 17
3402	nitrogenated dry concentrated garbage juice	0		Effect: "Stimulated Brain", Effect Duration: 23
3403	lewd playing card	0		
3404	forbidden deadly deck of lewd playing cards of vim and vigor	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP Percent: +50
3405	ruddy Hodgman's sock	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Single Equip
3406	tumbling smelly Hodgman's varcolac paw	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10
3407	purple chilly Hodgman's almanac	0		Cold Damage: +5
3408	maroon zippy Hodgman's harmonica	0		Initiative: +20
3409	narrow executive Hodgman's garbage sticker	0		Meat Drop: +40
3410	pulsating Hodgman's detector of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100
3411	huge forbidden Hodgman's cane	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50
3412	shaking Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	0		Skill: "Natural Born Scrabbler"
3413	ghostly Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	0		Skill: "Thrift and Grift"
3414	green Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	0		Skill: "Abs of Tin"
3415	purple Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	0		Skill: "Marginally Insane"
3416	teal hobo fortress blueprints	0		
3421	blurry box of fireworks	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire off a Roman Candle", Last Available: "2008-07", Item Drop (sporadic): +12.5
3422	double-Vulcanized quadruple-pickled concentrated sterno-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Material Witness", Effect Duration: 35
3423	warmed adjusted triple-modified frostbite-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Limber as Mortimer", Effect Duration: 43
3424	colloidal fry-oil-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Bat Attitude", Effect Duration: 13
3425	ionized spinning garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Angry Bone", Effect Duration: 47
3426	polymerized mirror strawberry-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Motion", Effect Duration: 38
3427	roll of Hob-Os	0		
3428	chilled jittery Everlasting Deckswabber	0		Effect: "Dances with Tweedles", Effect Duration: 23
3430	twirling bindle of joy	0		
3431	cotton candy cocoon	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-08"
3432	yellow cotton candy cordial	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2008-08"
3433	olive spice melange	0		
3434	rattling cigar box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3435	lightning-fast rock-hard stirring stick	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Initiative: +40
3436	red family-friendly frightening mansplainer's Staff of the Teapot Tempest	0		Monster Level: +15, Spooky Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1
3437	thinker's Staff of the Black Kettle of James Dean of the overflowing toilet	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience (Moxie): +3, Stench Spell Damage: +50
3438	blinking Jim Carey's Tesla Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron of the brazier	0		Monster Level: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
3439	jittery Rainbow's Gravity	0		Skill: "Rainbow Gravitation", Last Available: "2008-07"
3440	boiled spinning prismatic wad	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2008-07"
3441	blinking Jeselnik's club of the five seasons	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2008-07"
3442	upside-down Jack Frost's rainbow crossbow	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2008-07"
3443	ghostly kitten	0		
3444	frosty webbed comic mask	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 2"
3445	Junior Adventurer's kit	0		
3446	groovy prism necklace	0		Single Equip, Sporadic Thorns: 2.5
3447	Fonzie's six-rainbow shield of terror	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2008-07"
3448	shaking rainbow bomb	0		Last Available: "2008-07"
3449	spinning cotton candy cone	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3450	cotton candy pinch	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3451	fuchsia cotton candy smidgen	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3452	cotton candy skoshe	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3453	cotton candy plug	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3454	cotton candy pillow	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3455	cotton candy bale	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3456	medical-grade trusty torch	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2011-12"
3457	shellacked Junior Adventurer's merit badge	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Single Equip
3458	super-warmed STYX deodorant body spray	0		Effect: "Eye of the Lihc", Effect Duration: 69
3459	mediocre irresponsibly strong twirling white-label gin	9	decent	
3460	massive spoiled tin rations	9	crappy	
3461	tumbling haiku challenge map	0		
3462	pulsating terrible poem	0		
3463	lousy cyan bottle of sake	4	decent	
3464	round pebble of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15
3465	small delicious yellow Bash-Ōs cereal	2	awesome	Wiki Name: "Bash-Os cereal"
3466	miser's perfumed haiku katana of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Stench Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +10, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Raindrop Attack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summer Siesta", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Falling Leaf Whirlwind", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Winter's Bite Technique", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "The 17 Cuts", Last Available: "2008-09"
3467	skewed bargain flash powder	0		
3468	pulsating plastic baby of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-12"
3469	special toothsome blueberry-frosted king cake	3	awesome	Effect: "Sausage Festive", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2008-12"
3470	purple bitty bathysphere	0		Familiar Weight: -20, Underwater Familiar, Familiar Effect: "adventure underwater"
3471	tumbling damp boot	0		
3472	hale shellacked Seasonal Beret of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum HP: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 25"
3473	Bash-Ōs boxtop	0		Wiki Name: "Bash-Os boxtop"
3474	dry adjusted tumbling cyan cranberry cordial	0		Effect: "Once Bitten Twice Fried", Effect Duration: 31
3475	concentrated cyan mirror blackberry polite	0		Effect: "Sauce Monocle", Effect Duration: 48
3476	improved cold-filtered jittery plum lozenge	0		Effect: "Pop-eyed", Effect Duration: 37
3477	anodized huge pear lozenge	0		Effect: "Earthen Fist", Effect Duration: 52
3478	quadruple-electrified peach lozenge	0		Effect: "Weapon of Mass Destruction", Effect Duration: 36
3479	balloon shield	0		Thorns: 1
3480	spot	0		
3481	uniclops egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-10"
3482	passed-out psychedelic bear	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-10"
3483	olive psychedelic bubble wand	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3484	eye 'n' horn shampoo	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3485	cold-filtered glittery mascara	0		Effect: "Cock of the Walk", Effect Duration: 31
3486	dull fish scale	0		
3487	rough fish scale	0		
3488	jittery pristine fish scale	0		
3489	flavorless small beefy fish meat	2	decent	Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 5
3490	bland half-sized blue glistening fish meat	2	decent	Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 5
3491	super-sized stale spinning slick fish meat	5	decent	Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 5
3492	lightning-fast fish scimitar of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Initiative: +40
3493	twirling nasty fish stick of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Stench Damage: +5
3494	skewed blinking scandalous beefy fish bazooka	0		Muscle: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5
3495	pickled wet sea salt crystal	0		Effect: "Cinnamouth", Effect Duration: 58
3496	polarized twirling narrow bazookafish bubble gum	0		Effect: "Bastard!", Effect Duration: 64
3497	perfectly mixed bottle of Pete's Sake	3	EPIC	
3498	tumbling invisible bag	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2011-12"
3499	blinking witch hat	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2011-12"
3500	beholed bedsheet	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2011-12"
3501	flavorless canapés	3	decent	
3502	diluted lime green thermos of brew	1	crappy	Last Available: "2011-12"
3503	lousy upside-down glass of brandy	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-12"
3504	French slippers	0		
3505	supercharged LWA ring	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30
3506	mirror LARP membership card	0		Last Available: "2008-10"
3507	Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-11", Skill: "Summon Stickers"
3508	up-at-dawn scratch 'n' sniff sword	0		Adventures: +5, Breakable, Last Available: "2008-11"
3509	scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker	0		Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2008-11"
3510	scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker	0		Experience: +2, Last Available: "2008-11"
3511	scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker	0		Meat Drop: +25, Last Available: "2008-11"
3512	upside-down shaking scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker	0		All Attributes Percent: +10, Last Available: "2008-11"
3513	scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker	0		Spooky Damage: +3, Stench Damage: +3, Hot Damage: +3, Cold Damage: +3, Sleaze Damage: +3, Last Available: "2008-11"
3514	blinking scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Spell Damage: +20, Last Available: "2008-11"
3515	sizzling veiny ganger bandana	0		Maximum HP: +10, Hot Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk"
3516	wobbly upside-down eel skin	0		
3517	green wobbly wicked eelskin hat	0		Spell Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk", Thorns: [env(underwater)]
3518	energetic eelskin pants	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, MP regen", Thorns: [env(underwater)]
3519	shaking inspector's eelskin shield	0		Item Drop: +15, Thorns: [env(underwater)]
3520	shark tooth	0		
3521	Usain Bolt's crafty shark tooth necklace	0		Maximum MP: +10, Initiative: +80, Single Equip
3522	lime green lightning-fast shark jumper of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +40
3523	super-magnetized super-tarnished shark cartilage	0		Effect: "Dreadful Sheen", Effect Duration: 67
3524	vacuum-sealed deionized eel battery	0		Effect: "Puddingface", Effect Duration: 44
3525	deionized wet temporary teardrop tattoo	0		Effect: "Venomous Weapon", Effect Duration: 59
3526	wizardly scratch 'n' sniff crossbow	0		Mysticality: +25, Breakable, Last Available: "2008-11"
3527	olive mutant rattlesnake egg	0		
3528	mutant fire ant egg	0		
3529	mutant cactus bud	0		
3530	mutant gila monster egg	0		
3531	rattlesnake enrager	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3532	ant antidepressant	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3533	cyan cactus monocle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3534	Jawmaster 2000™	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3535	skewed plans for depleted Grimacite hammer	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite hammer"
3536	plans for depleted Grimacite gravy boat	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite gravy boat"
3537	plans for depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt"
3538	blinking plans for depleted Grimacite grappling hook	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite grappling hook"
3539	plans for depleted Grimacite ninja mask	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite ninja mask"
3540	blurry yellow spinning plans for depleted Grimacite shinguards	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite shinguards"
3541	ghostly plans for depleted Grimacite astrolabe	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite astrolabe"
3542	cyan depleted Grimacite hammer of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Last Available: "2011-12"
3543	manspreader's Sinatra's depleted Grimacite gravy boat	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2011-12"
3544	steel-toed depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt of the boozehound	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
3545	lightning-fast Oprah's depleted Grimacite grappling hook	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Initiative: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
3546	miser's beefy depleted Grimacite ninja mask	0		Muscle: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-12"
3547	skewed steel-toed Da Vinci's depleted Grimacite shinguards	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Damage Reduction: 9, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-12"
3548	hale veiny depleted Grimacite astrolabe	0		Maximum HP: 30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
3549	flame-retardant padded KoL Con Cinco Piñata Bat	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Hot Resistance: +1, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-09"
3550	personal trainer's propeller beanie	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7"
3551	Usain Bolt's horrifying steel-toed straw hat	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Spooky Damage: +25, Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy"
3552	lard-coated dog trainer's octopus's spade of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Experience (familiar): +1, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
3553	wobbly soggy seed packet	0		
3554	cyan squat glob of slime	0		
3555	stale sea carrot	3	decent	
3556	tasty sea cucumber	3	awesome	
3557	rotten thick sea avocado	5	crappy	
3558	spoiled sea lychee	3	crappy	
3559	miniature spoiled purple sea tangelo	2	crappy	
3560	decent sea honeydew	3	good	
3561	altered diffused pressurized potion of puissance	0		Effect: "Nothing Is Impossible", Effect Duration: 36
3562	diffused energized ghostly pressurized potion of perspicacity	0		Effect: "Covetous Robbery", Effect Duration: 24
3563	dry non-boiled blurry pressurized potion of pulchritude	0		Effect: "Dreams and Lights", Effect Duration: 58
3564	artisanal berry-infused sake	3	EPIC	
3565	artisanal strong tumbling gray citrus-infused sake	5	EPIC	
3566	lousy melon-infused sake	3	decent	
3567	slab of sponge	0		
3568	mirror greedy stanky sponge helmet of the glutton	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +20, Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
3569	supercharged hardy stiffened spongy shield	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum HP: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +30
3570	Van der Graaf vibrating therapeutic square sponge pants	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xPotato"
3571	flytrap pellet	0		
3572	purple baby cuddlefish	0		
3573	six-armed sweater	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3574	slimy chest	0		
3575	sand dollar	0		
3576	tumbling huge flytrap bezoar	0		
3577	gray bezoar ring	0		
3578	candy cornucopia	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3579	ballet slippers	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3580	wriggling flytrap pellet	0		
3581	mirror sushi-rolling mat	0		
3582	big bland ghostly rice	5	decent	
3584	flavorless irradiated candy cane	3	decent	Last Available: "2008-12"
3585	huge moldy gingerbread mutant bugbear	9	crappy	Last Available: "2008-12"
3586	distilled artisanal skewed oozenog	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2008-12"
3587	vacuum-sealed dry sugar plum	0		Effect: "Inscrutable exoskeleton", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2008-12"
3588	energized jittery sugar banana	0		Effect: "What's That Smell?", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2008-12"
3589	wet green shaking sugar lime	0		Effect: "Cancer Rising", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2008-12"
3590	flattened sugar cherry	0		Effect: "The Strength... of the Future", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2008-12"
3591	spinning tumbling chaotic Mer-kin hookspear of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Drops Meat
3592	Mer-kin takebag	0		Item Drop: +5
3593	mirror Mer-kin thingpouch	0		
3594	Mer-kin killscroll	0		
3595	extra-denatured jittery shaking Mer-kin fastjuice	0		Effect: "[800]Chocolate Reign", Effect Duration: 37
3596	imitation crab crate	0		
3597	imitation crab meat	0		
3598	imitation crab zoea	0		
3599	knitted moist sailor's cap of chilblains of the sewer	0		Cold Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "stench atk"
3600	twirling scandalous speargun of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Sleaze Damage: +5
3601	compass of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50
3602	broken diving helmet	0		
3603	cyan porthole	0		
3604	skewed rivet	0		
3605	bubblin' stone	0		
3606	forbidden diving helmet of the brazier of the businessman	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato"
3607	mirror lard-coated Jeselnik's aerated diving helmet of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Sleaze Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato"
3608	blinking live nautical mine	0		
3609	das boot	0		Familiar Weight: -10, Underwater Familiar, Familiar Effect: "adventure underwater"
3610	imitation whetstone	0		
3611	polarized purple spinning tumbling sea grease	0		Effect: "Rainbow Bright", Effect Duration: 40
3612	upside-down maroon sturdy Crimbo crate	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3613	pulsating battered Crimbo Crate	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3614	twitching claw	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3615	spinning rigid carapace	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3616	pulsing flesh	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3617	boiled pickled unstable DNA	0		Effect: "Fit To Be Tide", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2008-12"
3618	green The Spirit of Crimbo	0		Free Pull, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Recite 'The Spirit of Crimbo'", Last Available: "2008-12"
3619	tumbling wriggling tentacle	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3620	upside-down mass of wriggling tentacles	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3621	pair of twitching claws	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3622	gnashing teeth	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3623	chitinous pod	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3624	parasitic claw of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2008-12"
3625	red miser's parasitic tentacles	0		Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 5xBarrr, cap 7", Last Available: "2008-12"
3626	mansplainer's parasitic headgnawer	0		Monster Level: +15, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2008-12", Thorns: 1
3627	medical-grade parasitic strangleworm	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2008-12"
3628	pair of ragged claws	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3629	blurry burrowgrub hive	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3630	maroon Crimbo crate	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3631	triple-frozen Gummi-DNA	0		Effect: "Bandersnatched", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2020-09"
3632	shaking radioactive chew toy	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3633	purple beefcake's elven socks of the scaredy-cat	0		Muscle: +25, Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2008-12"
3634	supercool cool elven gloves	0		Moxie: +5, Moxie Percent: +20, Last Available: "2008-12"
3635	veiny festive holiday hat of the storm	0		Maximum HP: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 7", Last Available: "2008-12"
3636	mansplainer's deadly patent shoes	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2008-12"
3637	zippy gray bow tie of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2008-12"
3638	narrow lightning-fast aromatic penguin thesaurus	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2008-12"
3639	bland blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	4	decent	Effect: "Amorphous Cheer", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
3640	seaweed	0		
3641	jamfish jam	0		
3642	dragonfish caviar	0		
3643	blinking pufferfish spine	0		
3644	huge Jack Frost's depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2007-06"
3645	bad weak twirling canteen of wine	2	decent	Last Available: "2008-12"
3646	decent elven <i>limbos</i> gingerbread	3	good	Last Available: "2008-12"
3647	bouncing elven whittling knife	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3648	magic dragonfish fry	0		
3649	map to Madness Reef	0		
3650	stale small toast with jam	2	decent	Last Available: "2008-12"
3651	jittery antlers	0		Familiar Weight: +4, Last Available: "2008-12"
3652	mediocre practically non-alcoholic upside-down elven moonshine	1	decent	Last Available: "2008-12"
3653	thick delicious lime green knuckle sandwich	5	awesome	Last Available: "2008-12", Wiki Name: "knuckle sandwich"
3654	greedy Rosewater's psycho sweater	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2008-12"
3655	fin-bit wax	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3656	spinning savvy plastic Mob Penguin	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Last Available: "2008-12"
3657	plastic mutant elf of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2008-12"
3658	plastic fat stack of cash of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2008-12"
3659	Jeselnik's plastic strand of DNA	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2008-12"
3660	huge plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2008-12"
3661	lime green container of Putty	0		Last Available: "2009-01"
3662	tumbling Putty mitre of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-01"
3663	greasy Putty leotard of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-01"
3664	zippy Putty ball	0		Initiative: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2009-01"
3665	Putty sheet	0		Last Available: "2009-01"
3666	zippy rosewater-soaked hale Putty snake	0		Maximum HP: +20, Stench Resistance: +3, Initiative: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2009-01"
3667	Putty monster	0		Last Available: "2009-01"
3668	Tesla smartaleck's glow-in-the-dark wristwatch	0		Moxie Percent: +30, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-01", Nonstackable Watch
3669	grievous glow-in-the-dark dart gun	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2009-01"
3670	tumbling bouncing hale glow-in-the-dark burrowgrub	0		Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2009-01"
3671	gray Uncle Crimbo's Rations	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3672	flavorless miniature huge can of franks 'n' beans	2	decent	Last Available: "2010-12"
3673	weak hand-crafted blinking teal bottle of peppermint schnapps	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2010-12"
3674	twirling twirling throbbing rage gland	0		Skill: "Vent Rage Gland"
3675	Mer-kin pressureglobe	0		
3676	blurry Mer-kin foodbucket	0		
3677	diving muff of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Single Equip
3678	fortified mediocre salinated mint julep	5	decent	
3679	bouncing ink bladder	0		
3680	esca	0		
3681	wobbly bubbling tempura batter	0		
3682	globe of Deep Sauce	0		
3683	map to the Marinara Trench	0		
3684	spoiled blinking tempura carrot	3	crappy	
3685	moldy tempura cucumber	4	crappy	
3686	rotten tempura avocado	4	crappy	
3687	flavorless massive sea broccoli	7	decent	
3688	bland sea cauliflower	3	decent	
3689	yummy blinking tempura broccoli	3	awesome	
3690	rotten big wobbly tempura cauliflower	5	crappy	
3691	bland low-calorie sea blueberry	1	decent	
3692	bland tiny sea persimmon	1	decent	
3693	deionized anodized quantum blurry pressurized potion of perception	0		Effect: "Antarctic Memories", Effect Duration: 16
3694	colloidal ionized frozen skewed wobbly spinning pressurized potion of proficiency	0		Effect: "Deep-Seated Rage", Effect Duration: 66
3695	asbestos-lined Mer-kin digpick	0		Hot Resistance: +5
3696	anemone nematocyst	0		
3697	high-pressure seltzer bottle	0		
3698	velcro ore	0		
3699	skewed teflon ore	0		
3700	vinyl ore	0		
3701	map to Anemone Mine	0		
3702	marine aquamarine	0		
3703	valve wheel	0		
3704	waterlogged bootstraps	0		
3705	cyan upside-down blinking double-paned hale velcro broadsword of courage	0		Maximum HP: +20, Cold Resistance: +5, Spooky Resistance: +3
3706	clever brainy velcro paddle ball of Leguizamo	0		Mysticality: +5, Maximum MP: +20, Monster Level: +20
3707	scandalous sizzling supercool velcro shield	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5
3708	Fonzie's velcro boots of the scaredy-cat of the blizzard	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Monster Level: -15, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
3709	blue Tesla cool non-stick pugil stick	0		Moxie: +5, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
3710	foul-smelling brawny beefcake's teflon spatula	0		Muscle: +25, Muscle Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +10
3711	twirling gray avaricious rock-hard teflon shield of the brazier	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +30
3712	rock-hard hardened teflon swim fins of doom	0		Damage Reduction: 8, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
3713	Annie Oakley's sinister 7-inch discus	0		Spell Damage: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20
3714	electrified energetic PVC staff of Leguizamo	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Monster Level: +20, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
3715	twirling frightening personal trainer's Socratic vinyl shield	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Spooky Damage: +5
3716	spinning up-at-dawn forbidden vinyl boots of mayonnaise	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Adventures: +5, Single Equip
3717	decaying oar	0		
3718	blurry blurry fishhook	0		
3719	lantern	0		
3720	skewed decaying pole	0		
3721	decaying paddle	0		
3722	olive tarnished ring	0		
3723	tarnished rod	0		
3724	brittle plastic handle	0		
3725	squat foggy glass globe	0		
3726	possessed tomato	0		
3727	Nardz energy beverage	0		
3728	pile of coins	0		
3729	ghostly yellow hand grenegg	0		
3730	olive caret	0		
3731	mirror healthy glass gnoll eye	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20
3732	wet cyan cigar butt	0		Effect: "Briny Blood", Effect Duration: 16
3733	manly bloomers of dire peril of the boozehound	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Booze Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 13"
3734	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	0		
3735	jittery fat wallet	0		
3736	skewed dance instructor's handwarmer of Gandalf	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Single Equip
3737	skewed extremely unsafe smartaleck's lighter	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Weapon Damage Percent: +100
3738	delicious tiny packet of beer nuts	1	awesome	
3739	Boozehounds Anonymous token	0		
3740	handful of bees	0		
3741	spectral jelly	0		
3742	liquefied wet teal jellyfish gel	0		Effect: "Stimulated Body", Effect Duration: 22
3743	unstable quark	0		
3744	software glitch	0		
3745	upside-down fumble formula	0		Recipe: "concoction of clumsiness"
3746	ghostly vampire pearl	0		
3747	mother's secret recipe	0		Recipe: "white chocolate chip brownies"
3749	liquefied concoction of clumsiness	0		Effect: "Peppermint Bite", Effect Duration: 15
3750	fortified vampire pearl earring	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Single Equip
3751	spoiled chocolate chip brownies	3	crappy	
3753	Libram of Love Songs	0		Last Available: "2009-02", Skill: "Summon Love Song"
3754	quadruple-tarnished shaking love song of vague ambiguity	0		Effect: "El Tango de la Maldita Suegra", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2009-02"
3755	oxidized pickled love song of smoldering passion	0		Effect: "Stuck That Way", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2009-02"
3756	magnetized quadruple-enhanced blurry ghostly love song of icy revenge	0		Effect: "Clyde's Blessing", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2009-02"
3757	quadruple-oxidized energized tumbling twirling love song of sugary cuteness	0		Effect: "Rushin' Hands", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2009-02"
3758	non-oxidized love song of disturbing obsession	0		Effect: "Your Eyes are Peeled!", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2009-02"
3759	flattened double-quantum double-polymerized love song of naughty innuendo	0		Effect: "Conspiratory Eyes", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2009-02"
3760	dry twirling breath mint	0		Effect: "Vanity Rage", Effect Duration: 26
3761	spinning twirling curative vampire pearl ring	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
3762	pulsating vampire pearl necklace of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Single Equip
3763	tolerable slug of vodka	4	good	
3764	tolerable slug of rum	3	good	
3765	extra-dry lousy slug of shochu	5	decent	
3766	triple-distilled tolerable screwdiver	9	good	
3767	watered-down acceptable red twirling dew yoana lei	2	good	
3768	aged lychee chuhai	3	awesome	
3769	practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed gray salacious screwdiver	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
3770	acceptable bouncing dew yoana salacious lei	4	good	
3771	acceptable salacious lychee chuhai	4	good	
3772	hand-crafted Alewife&trade; Ale	3	EPIC	
3773	seaode	0		
3774	map to the Dive Bar	0		
3775	Mer-kin pinkslip	0		
3776	purple auspicious groovy pink pinkslip slip	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Item Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr"
3777	huge greedy beefcake's sea salt scrubs	0		Muscle: +25, Meat Drop: +20
3778	Usain Bolt's studded amber aviator shades of the businessman	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Meat Drop: +50, Initiative: +80, Single Equip
3779	triple-moist teal hair of the fish	0		Effect: "Ice Packed", Effect Duration: 61
3780	tumbling grievous smartaleck's supercool nurse's hat	0		Moxie Percent: 50, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk"
3781	shaking blank prescription sheet	0		
3782	dried bottle of melodramamine	1		
3783	powdered bottle of extra-strength melodramamine	1		
3784	cyan paranormal ricotta	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3785	smoking talon	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3786	vampire glitter	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3787	upside-down wine-soaked bone chips	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3788	crumbling rat skull	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3789	twitching trigger finger	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3799	shaking Apathargic Bandersnatch	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3800	aquaviolet jub-jub bird	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Familiar Effect: "mys stats"
3801	ghostly crimsilion jub-jub bird	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Frumious Bandersnatch", Familiar Effect: "mus stats"
3802	charpuce jub-jub bird	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Frumious Bandersnatch", Familiar Effect: "mox stats"
3803	baleful cool brainy Mer-kin roundshield	0		Mysticality: +5, Moxie: +5, Spell Damage: +25
3804	reassuring Mer-kin breastplate of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Spooky Resistance: +1
3805	lard-coated Mer-kin sneakmask of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Combat Rate (Underwater): -5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy"
3806	spinning blue pulsating Mer-kin prayerbeads	0		
3807	alkaline electrified unsweetened Mer-kin hidepaint	0		Effect: "Quantum of Moxie", Effect Duration: 32
3808	huge Mer-kin trailmap	0		
3809	upside-down Mer-kin healscroll	0		
3810	blurry Mer-kin lockkey	0		
3811	cyan Mer-kin stashbox	0		
3812	bite-sized tasty shaking chocolate-frosted king cake	1	awesome	Last Available: "2009-06"
3813	pulsating mirror plastic baby of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-06"
3815	midget clownfish	0		
3816	wobbly half-height unicycle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3817	decent sea radish	3	good	
3818	flame-retardant chilly sage halibut	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +1
3819	eel sauce	0		
3820	smelly water-polo mitt	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
3821	ionized non-flattened spinning syringe	0		Effect: "Loyal Tea", Effect Duration: 11
3822	bouncing wand	0		Familiar Effect: "fishy spells", Sporadic Damage Aura: [0.2475*env(underwater)]
3823	double-ionized wad of cotton	0		Effect: "Wet Rub", Effect Duration: 14
3824	mirror Grandma's Note	0		
3825	Grandma's Fuchsia Yarn	0		
3826	Grandma's Chartreuse Yarn	0		
3827	plastic oyster egg	0		
3828	Grandma's Map	0		
3829	super-sized decent tempura radish	5	good	
3830	blinking careful water-polo cap	0		Monster Level: -10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr"
3831	smooth weak Typical Tavern swill	2	awesome	
3832	tolerable weak tropical swill	2	good	
3833	tolerable spirit-forward fruity girl swill	5	good	
3834	hand-crafted mirror blended swill	4	EPIC	
3835	costume wardrobe	0		Softcore Only
3836	fireproof Jim Carey's Oprah's groovy Elvish sunglasses	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Monster Level: +25, Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play an Accordion Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Guitar Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Drum Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Flute Solo", Last Available: "2009-04"
3837	wholesome anniversary safety glass vest	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10
3838	ghostly aromatic anniversary burlap belt	0		Stench Resistance: +1
3839	shaking squat anniversary balsa wood socks of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15
3840	anniversary latex mask	0		Familiar Weight: +1
3841	blinking coward's anniversary pewter cape	0		Monster Level: -20
3842	out-of-tune biwa of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100
3843	sharpshooter's dented harmonica	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10
3844	blinking magic whistle of Tarzan of the detective	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Item Drop: +20
3845	plastic blowgun of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20
3846	mirror dangerous Rosewater's boxer's jungle drum	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Mysticality Percent: +30, Weapon Damage: +10
3847	grievous hippy bongo	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50
3848	knob bugle of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30
3849	blurry avaricious coward's 4-dimensional guitar	0		Monster Level: -20, Meat Drop: +30
3850	dangerous boxing glove	0		Weapon Damage: +10
3851	pulsating shaking careful Herculean boxing glove on a spring of Leguizamo	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Monster Level: 10
3852	double-paned scorching half-sized guitar	0		Hot Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +5
3853	skewed twirling bass drum of Leguizamo of doom	0		Monster Level: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
3854	bouncing pixel boomerang of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100
3855	pulsating huge wool lard-coated Jeselnik's world's smallest violin	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +1
3856	yellow friendly ocarina of space of the dark arts of Flo-Jo	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Weight: +3, Initiative: +100
3857	crafty a butt tuba	0		Maximum MP: +10
3858	Newton's bone flute	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3
3859	crafty infernal fife	0		Maximum MP: +10
3860	charming flute of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20
3861	leaf of grass	0		
3862	fortified quilted grass whistle	0		Damage Absorption: 100
3863	Van der Graaf rock-hard plastic guitar	0		Damage Reduction: 5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
3864	bouncing finger cymbals of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60
3865	coward's hardened kettle drum	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Monster Level: -20
3866	squat yellow Tesla quilted double-barreled sling	0		Damage Absorption: +40, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
3867	Tesla baleful magilaser blastercannon	0		Spell Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
3868	energetic thinker's hanky&#363;	0		Mysticality: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Wiki Name: "frigid hankyu"
3869	twirling dance instructor's ultimate ultimate frisbee of vim and vigor	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +50
3870	mirror stolen office supplies	0		
3871	spinning Annie Oakley's energetic office-supply crossbow	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +20
3872	shaking Oprah's pocket theremin	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50
3873	therapeutic hardened rave whistle	0		Damage Reduction: 3, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Raveosity: +1
3874	hellseal hide	0		
3875	pulsating shredded hellseal hide	0		
3876	hellseal brain	0		
3877	burst hellseal brain	0		
3878	hellseal sinew	0		
3879	torn hellseal sinew	0		
3880	hellseal disguise	0		
3881	blurry auspicious fouet de tortue-dressage of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Apprivoisez la tortue"
3882	spinning encoded cult documents	0		
3883	jittery cult memo	0		
3884	decoded cult documents	0		Skill: "Bind Spaghetti Elemental"
3885	Vulcanized blurry mirror vial of slime	0		Effect: "Influence of Sphere", Effect Duration: 34
3886	pickled vial of slime	0		Effect: "Cuts Like a Buttered Knife", Effect Duration: 33
3887	adjusted alkaline vial of slime	0		Effect: "Hot Jellied", Effect Duration: 18
3888	galvanized moist skewed vial of slime	0		Effect: "Dragged Through the Coals", Effect Duration: 24
3889	aerosolized dry shaking vial of slime	0		Effect: "Hair on Your Chest", Effect Duration: 20
3890	concentrated squat vial of violet slime	0		Effect: "Bastard!", Effect Duration: 24
3891	corrupted triple-chilled wobbly vial of vermilion slime	0		Effect: "Hot Jellied", Effect Duration: 60
3892	triple-aerosolized shaking vial of amber slime	0		Effect: "Alchemical, Brother", Effect Duration: 11
3893	quadruple-tarnished adjusted jittery vial of chartreuse slime	0		Effect: "Brother Flying Burrito's Blessing", Effect Duration: 27
3894	frozen corrupted vial of teal slime	0		Effect: "El Vibrations", Effect Duration: 69
3895	corrupted activated vial of indigo slime	0		Effect: "Aspect of the Twinklefairy", Effect Duration: 24
3896	improved quantum moist vial of slime	0		Effect: "Pork Power", Effect Duration: 11
3897	dry vial of brown slime	0		Effect: "Also Schmeckt Zarathustra", Effect Duration: 35
3898	bottle of G&uuml;-Gone	0		
3901	seal-blubber candle	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3902	figurine of a wretched-looking seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3903	figurine of a baby seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3904	pulsating figurine of an armored seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3905	upside-down figurine of an seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3906	figurine of a sleek seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3907	figurine of a shadowy seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3908	figurine of a stinking seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3909	figurine of a charred seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3910	figurine of a seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3911	twirling figurine of a slippery seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3912	imbued seal-blubber candle	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3913	acceptable blended swill with a fly in it	4	good	
3914	turtle wax	0		
3915	mansplainer's turtle wax shield	0		Monster Level: +15
3916	turtle wax helmet of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 0.5xFairy, cap 10"
3917	Rosewater's turtle wax greaves	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 10"
3918	meat shield of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50
3919	upside-down turtlemail bits	0		
3920	narrow censurious turtlemail coif of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 20"
3921	careful turtlemail breeches of courage	0		Monster Level: -10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 1.5xFairy, cap 20"
3922	squat skewed Van der Graaf fortified turtlemail hauberk	0		Damage Absorption: +60, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
3923	upside-down hedgeturtle	0		
3924	auspicious razor-sharp spiky turtle helmet	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Item Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 32"
3925	tumbling spiky turtle shoulderpads of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Single Equip, Thorns: 2
3926	horrifying personal trainer's spiky turtle shield	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Spooky Damage: +25
3927	turtling rod	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer"
3928	syncopated turtle	0		
3929	grinning turtle	0		
3930	nitrogenated aerosolized tainted seal's blood	0		Effect: "Preemptive Medicine", Effect Duration: 33
3931	executive razor-sharp severed flipper	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Meat Drop: +40, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3932	ingot of seal-iron	0		
3933	yellow arcane researcher's bad-ass club of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3934	ghostly cyan sealbone	0		
3935	modified altered red hyperinflated seal lung	0		Effect: "Sagittarius Rising", Effect Duration: 58
3936	corrupted huge scrap of shadow	0		Effect: "Slimily Sagacious", Effect Duration: 28
3937	adjusted cold-filtered purple fustulent seal grulch	0		Effect: "Slimy Hands", Effect Duration: 20
3938	club of corruption of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3939	slick corrupt club of corruption	0		Moxie: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3940	wobbly hardy corrupt club of corrupt corruption	0		Maximum HP: +50, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3941	Jack Frost's manspreader's Van der Graaf evil-ass club	0		Monster Level: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +50, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3942	Jack Frost's supercharged dance instructor's nasty-ass club	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3943	Fonzie's infernal toilet brush of Calamity Jane	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3944	jittery blurry Sherlock's shadowy seal eye of the businessman	0		Item Drop: +25, Meat Drop: +50, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3945	oyster egg balloon of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3
3946	Clan VIP Lounge invitation	0		Free Pull
3947	Clan VIP Lounge key	0		Free Pull
3948	spinning Meat	0		
3949	treasure chest	0		
3950	key	0		
3951	pulsating Baron von Ratsworth	0		
3952	monocle	0		
3953	mink	0		
3954	red teddy butler	0		
3955	martini	0		
3956	wobbly crazy bastard sword	0		
3957	tin of caviar	0		
3958	wizardly bejeweled cufflinks	0		Mysticality: +25, Single Equip
3959	curative garish pinky ring	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
3960	foul-smelling designer sunglasses	0		Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip
3961	banded arcane researcher's opera glasses	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Damage Absorption: +100
3962	blinking designer handbag	0		
3963	Clan pool table	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-05"
3964	squat cell phone	0		Familiar Weight: +10
3965	enhanced dry cyan wobbly cube of billiard chalk	0		Effect: "Spooky Blur", Effect Duration: 68
3966	prompt razor-sharp hot-ass club of the boozehound	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Booze Drop: +100, Adventures: +3, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3967	Sherlock's friendly baleful frigid-ass club	0		Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Weight: +3, Item Drop: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3968	wobbly maroon deadly educational creepy-ass club of courage	0		Experience: +1, Weapon Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +3, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3969	wet liquefied sizzling seal fat	0		Effect: "The Smile of Mr. A.", Effect Duration: 69
3970	ghostly flame-retardant supercharged Abyssal ember	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Hot Resistance: +1, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3971	diffused nitrogenated frost-rimed seal hide	0		Effect: "Sticks and Stones", Effect Duration: 62
3972	vibrating studded seal spine	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3973	wet anodized seal lube	0		Effect: "Heal Thy Nanoself", Effect Duration: 23
3974	stiffened Herculean mannequin leg	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Damage Reduction: 1, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3975	stanky studded padded tortoise	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Stench Spell Damage: +25
3976	pulsating flame-retardant chaotic tortoboggan	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip
3977	painted turtle	0		
3978	spinning auspicious horrifying painted shield	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Item Drop: +10
3979	sleeping wereturtle	0		
3980	yellow shell	0		
3981	torquoise	0		
3982	lime green Da Vinci's torquoise ring of chilblains	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Cold Damage: +25, Single Equip
3983	dueling turtle	0		
3984	rosewater-soaked Lo Pan's dueling banjo	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Stench Resistance: +3
3985	soup turtle	0		
3986	samurai turtle	0		
3987	pulsating chilly hardened samurai turtle helmet	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Cold Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 6"
3988	turtle shell	0		
3989	mirror mirror turtle shell powder	0		
3990	jittery foul-smelling turtle shell helmet	0		Stench Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 8"
3991	slime-soaked hypophysis	0		Skill: "Slimy Sinews"
3992	slime-soaked brain	0		Skill: "Slimy Synapses"
3993	slime-soaked sweat gland	0		Skill: "Slimy Shoulders"
3994	mirror security blankie	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3995	bundle of chamoix	0		
3996	boxcar turtle	0		
3997	mirror dolphin whistle	0		
3998	metrognome	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3999	infant sandworm	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4000	string of dingle balls	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
4001	vaporized olive spinning agua de vida	1	crappy	Last Available: "2009-06"
4002	Da Vinci's supercool tortoboggan shield	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +5
4003	bottle of moontan lotion	0		
4004	supercharged soup-chucks	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30
4005	altered flattened frozen ballast turtle	0		Effect: "The Two-Prong Crown", Effect Duration: 48
4006	memory of some amino acids	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4007	memory of a C	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4008	yellow memory of an A	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4009	narrow memory of a G	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4010	spinning memory of a T	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4011	memory of a CA base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4012	memory of a CG base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4013	memory of a CT base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4014	blurry memory of an AG base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4015	blurry memory of an AT base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4016	memory of a GT base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4017	upside-down squirming Slime larva	0		
4018	mirror greaves of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 37"
4019	undissolvable contact lenses	0		
4020	executive piece of rebar of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +40
4021	fireproof friendly smartaleck's shovel	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Familiar Weight: +3, Hot Resistance: +3
4022	friendly forbidden sinister necklace	0		Spell Damage: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Weight: +3
4023	knitted fortified speargun of the cheetah	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Cold Resistance: +3, Initiative: +60
4024	electrified beefy compass	0		Muscle: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
4025	electrified helmet of the storm of the scaredy-cat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Monster Level: -15, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy"
4026	extremely unsafe Sinatra's lantern of the boozehound	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Booze Drop: +100
4027	narrow miser's greaves of Gandalf of the boozehound	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +10, Booze Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 0.5xBarrr"
4028	tumbling greasy sharpshooter's club of horror	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
4029	memory of a grappling hook	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4030	memory of a small stone block	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4031	memory of a stone block	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4032	teal twirling memory of half a stone circle	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4033	wobbly memory of a stone half-circle	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4034	memory of an iron key	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4035	memory of a crystal	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4036	mirror caustic slime nodule	0		
4037	stale wobbly slimy sweetbreads	4	decent	
4038	practically non-alcoholic mediocre narrow slimy fermented bile bladder	1	decent	
4039	distilled blurry slimy alveolus	1		
4040	memory of a cultist's robe	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-06"
4041	teal groovy pig-iron helm	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Item Drop: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 22", Last Available: "2009-06"
4042	maroon bouncing therapeutic Fonzie's pig-iron shinguards	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 1.5xFairy, cap 22", Last Available: "2009-06"
4043	spinning tumbling crafty pig-iron bracers of the blizzard	0		Maximum MP: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-06"
4044	wumpus hair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4045	huge wumpus-hair bolo	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4046	pulsating wumpus-hair net	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4047	dangerous wumpus-hair whip	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Last Available: "2009-06"
4048	executive Da Vinci's cool wumpus-hair wig	0		Moxie: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-06"
4049	fuchsia baleful savvy wumpus-hair loincloth of doom	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 5", Last Available: "2009-06"
4050	beefy wumpus-hair sweater of the blizzard	0		Muscle: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2009-06"
4051	ghostly green blinking pulsating energetic ring of teleportation	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Single Equip
4052	blurry glass of baboon milk	1	crappy	Last Available: "2009-06"
4053	banana milkshake	1	good	Last Available: "2009-06"
4054	watered-down acceptable White Hyborian	2	good	Last Available: "2009-06"
4055	blinking nippy goblin hunting spear	0		Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2009-06"
4056	razor-sharp goblin autoblowgun of the brazier	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2009-06"
4057	strapping tribal beads	0		Muscle: +5, Last Available: "2009-06"
4058	prompt flame-retardant stone fist	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2009-06"
4059	stone head of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Last Available: "2009-06"
4060	Indigo Party Invitation	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4061	Violet Hunt Invitation	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4062	Blue Milk Club Card	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4063	bouncing lime green Mecha Mayhem Club Card	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4064	'Smuggler Shot First' Button	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4065	blurry mirror Spacefleet Communicator Badge	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4066	Ruby Rod	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4067	essence of heat	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4068	essence of kink	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4069	essence of	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4070	fuchsia essence of stench	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4071	lime green mirror essence of fright	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4072	essence of	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4073	Supreme Being Glossary	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4074	green multi-pass	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4075	wobbly greedy lion tamer's villainous scythe	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Meat Drop: +20, Slime Hates It: +2
4076	Sinatra's beefy baneful bandolier	0		Muscle: +10, Experience (Moxie): +5, Slime Hates It: +1
4077	Tesla veiny diabolical crossbow	0		Maximum HP: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Slime Hates It: +1
4078	asbestos-lined chaotic malevolent medallion	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Slime Hates It: +1, Single Equip
4079	inspector's MacGyver's corrosive cowl	0		Maximum MP: +100, Item Drop: +15, Slime Hates It: +1, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 0.5xFairy"
4080	prompt Jeselnik's grisly shield	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Adventures: +3, Slime Hates It: +1
4081	tumbling aromatic corroded breeches of the businessman	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +50, Slime Hates It: +1, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato"
4082	skewed healthy strapping pernicious cudgel	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Slime Hates It: +1
4083	adequate cupcake-in-a-cup	4	good	Last Available: "2009-06"
4084	blinking pool of liquid	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4085	adequate blinking protein paste	4	good	Last Available: "2009-06"
4086	wool cool cyber-mattock	0		Moxie: +5, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2009-06"
4087	facehugging alien	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4088	X-37 gun	0		Breakable, Last Available: "2009-06"
4089	tarnished upside-down neurostim pill	0		Effect: "Eyes of the Dragon", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2009-06"
4090	colloidal blinking physiostim pill	0		Effect: "Petit Forbearance", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2009-06"
4091	slimy cyst	0		
4092	small slimy cyst	0		
4093	medium slimy cyst	0		
4094	mirror slimy cyst	0		
4095	peawee marble of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25
4096	olive blinking brown crock marble of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3
4097	bouncing personal trainer's China marble	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
4098	forbidden lemonade marble	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50
4099	extremely unsafe bumblebee marble	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100
4100	jet bennie marble of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100
4101	lime green coward's beige clambroth marble of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Monster Level: -20
4102	teal curative steely marble	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
4103	gray frightening shellacked thinker's beach ball marble	0		Mysticality: +10, Damage Reduction: 7, Spooky Damage: +5
4104	Tesla catseye marble	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
4105	hale bumboozer marble	0		Maximum HP: +20
4106	censurious chamoisole	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3
4107	energized tumbling bitter pill	0		Effect: "Booooooze", Effect Duration: 24
4108	razor-sharp stylish monstrous monocle	0		Moxie: +25, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4109	mirror Rosewater's musty moccasins of the sewer	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4110	nippy molten medallion of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4111	curative brazen bracelet of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4112	narrow energetic bitter bowtie of the cheetah	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4113	bewitching boots of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4114	wobbly secret from the future	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4115	moist sack	0		
4116	huge bouncing ribald healthy Sinatra's rickety unicycle	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip
4117	red smelly MacGyver's dangerous crusty hula hoop	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum MP: +100, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
4118	fireproof flame-wreathed banded Coily&trade;	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +3
4119	zippy inspector's shellacked school flying disc	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Item Drop: +15, Initiative: +20
4120	vibrating grievous supercool lawn dart	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +10
4121	avaricious greedy wagon of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: 50
4122	wad of slimy rags	0		
4123	blurry Sherlock's aromatic frosty crown-shaped beanie	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol"
4124	scorching wholesome hopping socks of the glutton	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +25, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip
4125	twirling nasty Sinatra's Socratic poodle skirt	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Experience (Moxie): +5, Stench Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
4126	Rosewater's letterman's jacket of Gandalf of incineration	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +50
4127	tumbling lightning-fast crafty padded hardened slime hat	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum MP: +10, Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy"
4128	gravedigger's toasty beefy hardened slime pants	0		Muscle: +10, Hot Damage: +5, Spooky Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato"
4129	maroon ghostly scandalous medical-grade hardened slime belt of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
4130	empty agua de vida bottle	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4131	modified boot plant	1	decent	Effect: "Wet Jaw", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2009-06"
4132	bad watered-down green sham champagne	2	decent	Last Available: "2009-06"
4133	non-warmed tempura air	0		Effect: "Oriental Mysticism", Effect Duration: 67
4134	adjusted activated huge pressurized potion of pneumaticity	0		Effect: "Smoky Third Eye", Effect Duration: 59
4135	moveable feast	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2009-11", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.35
4136	huge greedy grievous dangerous personal trainer's Bag o' Tricks	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Weapon Damage: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Meat Drop: +20, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Open the Bag o' Tricks", Last Available: "2009-07"
4137	slime stack	0		
4138	shaking a rumpled paper strip	0		
4139	a creased paper strip	0		
4140	a folded paper strip	0		
4141	a crinkled paper strip	0		
4142	a crumpled paper strip	0		
4143	mirror a ragged paper strip	0		
4144	a ripped paper strip	0		
4145	coward's funny paper hat	0		Monster Level: -20, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 2"
4146	frozen moist sand	0		Effect: "Ready to Snap", Effect Duration: 67
4147	Oprah's healthy charged magnet	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2009-09"
4148	skewed stone sphere	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-09"
4149	quadroculars	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-09"
4150	narrow lint	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4151	diffused pickled upside-down dubious peppermint	0		Effect: "The Power of Negative Thinking", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2020-09"
4152	unsweetened tumbling Elvish delight	0		Effect: "Craft Tea", Effect Duration: 59
4153	rockfish stomach	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4154	live lobster	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4155	red wok lobster	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4156	blinking pebbles	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4157	green gravel	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4158	rock	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4159	bouncing rock lobster	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4160	watered-down acceptable wobbly pebblebr&auml;u	2	good	Last Available: "2009-09"
4161	stale jumbo rocky road ice cream	5	decent	Last Available: "2009-09"
4162	narrow extra-strength rubber bands	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4163	denatured tarnished children of the candy corn	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Stinking Alphredo&trade;", Effect Duration: 64
4164	double-aerosolized adjusted wobbly Good 'n' Slimy	0		Effect: "Heart of Yellow", Effect Duration: 19
4165	blue rosy-cheeked arcane researcher's Staff of the Soupbone of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +30
4166	cyan jittery hale Voluminous Radio Pants	0		Maximum HP: +20, Familiar Effect: "2xGhoul, cap 37"
4167	Fonzie's Voluminous Radio Hat	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul, cap 37"
4168	experienced Voluminous Radio Sneakers	0		Experience: +2, Single Equip
4169	4-d camera	0		
4170	shaking 4-d camera	0		
4171	crystallized memory	0		
4172	squat cyan careful rock helmet	0		Monster Level: -10, Familiar Effect: "1xGhuol, cap 25"
4173	perfumed rock pants	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 25"
4174	squat huge wizardly rock necklace	0		Mysticality: +25, Single Equip
4175	spaghetti cult robe	0		
4176	blinking sugar sheet	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4177	skewed Tome of Sugar Shummoning	0		Free Pull, Skill: "Summon Sugar Sheets"
4178	Rosewater's sugar shotgun	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4179	sugar shillelagh of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4180	sugar shank of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4181	frosty dog trainer's sugar chapeau of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Experience (familiar): +1, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xVolley, 2xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-09"
4182	rock-hard sugar shorts	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-09"
4183	sugar shield	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4184	slime convention swag bag	0		
4185	slime convention flyers	0		
4186	skewed slime convention coupons	0		
4187	red brawny slime convention pin	0		Muscle Percent: +20
4188	slime convention t-shirt	0		
4189	pulsating inverse geode	0		
4190	control crystal	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4191	wobbly ruddy sugar shirt	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4192	narrow sugar shard	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4193	double-paned rave visor	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1.5xPotato, cap 37", Raveosity: +2
4194	twirling baggy rave pants of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 37", Raveosity: +2
4195	rock-hard pacifier necklace	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Single Equip, Raveosity: +2
4196	sea cowbell	0		
4197	mirror sea	0		
4198	blurry sea lasso	0		
4199	purple knitted Newton's cool sea cowboy hat	0		Moxie: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Cold Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xLep"
4200	grouper fangirl	0		
4201	cyan gill rings	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4202	squat urchin roe	0		
4203	pet anemone	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4204	Mer-kin cheatsheet	0		
4205	blinking Mer-kin wordquiz	0		
4206	brand new key of wisdom of courage	0		Mysticality: +15, Spooky Resistance: +3
4207	toasty dorsal fin	0		Hot Damage: +5
4208	skate skates	0		
4209	skate skin	0		
4210	red upside-down roller skate decoy	0		
4211	mermaid's purse	0		
4212	underwater slingshot	0		
4213	Temple Grandin's skate blade of terror	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
4214	spangly unitard	0		
4215	scorching dangerous collapsible baton	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Hot Damage: +25
4216	wobbly teal groupie lipstick	0		
4217	groupie bra	0		
4218	deionized tarnished green spinning groupie spangles	0		Effect: "Fishily Speeding", Effect Duration: 30
4219	yellow ghostly asbestos-lined skate board of the glutton	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Food Drop: +100
4220	red S.A.V.E. flyer	0		
4221	arcane researcher's yield shield	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Last Available: "2009-09"
4222	narrow map to the Skate Park	0		
4223	wobbly yellow squamous polyp	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4224	unspeakable lozenges	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-10"
4225	roller skate doll	0		
4226	cyan blurry brainy Star of Bravery	0		Mysticality: +5, Single Equip
4227	hungover chauvinist pig	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-10"
4228	perfectly ordinary frog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-10"
4229	yellow bouncing amphibious tophat	0		Equips On: "Dancing Frog", Familiar Effect: "adventure underwater"
4230	bottle of Cochon Noir	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4231	ice skate decoy	0		
4232	yellow ice skate doll	0		
4233	hacienda key	0		
4234	occult pat&eacute; knife	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25
4235	salt-shaker	0		
4236	wobbly can of sterno	0		
4237	perfumed cheese-slicer	0		Stench Resistance: +5
4238	stale massive beef jerky	8	decent	
4239	greasy pipe wrench	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
4240	modified magnetized gun cleaning kit	0		Effect: "Oxygenated Blood", Effect Duration: 44
4241	sleep mask of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Blind, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 37"
4242	huge educational sock garters	0		Experience: +1, Single Equip
4243	energized denatured nitrogenated mariachi toothpaste	0		Effect: "Brawnee's Anthem of Absorption", Effect Duration: 43
4244	clever leather-bound tome	0		Maximum MP: +20
4245	blinking bookmark	0		
4246	wool ivory cue ball	0		Cold Resistance: +1
4247	weak mediocre pulsating decanter of fine Scotch	2	decent	
4248	pickled jittery olive expensive cigar	1		Effect: "Burning Tongue", Effect Duration: 15
4249	ghostly teal tophat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4250	fisherman's sack	0		
4251	fish-oil smoke bomb	0		
4252	moist pickled vial of squid ink	0		Effect: "Morninja", Effect Duration: 12
4253	dry warmed potion of speed	0		Effect: "You Liver", Effect Duration: 21
4254	bark	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4255	Wolfman Nardz	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4256	deionized sap	0		Effect: "Ice Packed", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2009-10"
4257	petrified wood	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4258	bland chocolate-covered scarab beetle	3	decent	Last Available: "2009-10"
4259	perfectly mixed mulled cider	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2009-10"
4260	wobbly shaking wolfman mask	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-10"
4261	pumpkinhead mask	0		Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-10"
4262	mummy costume	0		Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-10"
4263	ghostly Ax of L'rose	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4264	gray strapping bark boxers	0		Muscle: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xVolley, cap 10", Last Available: "2009-10"
4265	fuchsia shellacked bark beret	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 2.5xLep, cap 10", Last Available: "2009-10"
4266	Herculean bark bracelet	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Single Equip
4267	Lo Pan's Newton's Krakrox's Loincloth	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 31"
4268	aromatic friendly Galapagosian Cuisses	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Stench Resistance: +1, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, MP regen, cap 31"
4269	blurry groovy Angelhair Culottes of the pedagogue	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience: +3, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, 2xGhoul, cap 31"
4270	fireproof occult Newman's Own Trousers	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Hot Resistance: +3, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xPotato, cap 31"
4271	MacGyver's shellacked Volartta's bellbottoms	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum MP: +100, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1.5xFairy, cap 31"
4272	huge Temple Grandin's Lederhosen of the Night of the early riser	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Adventures: +7, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xGhuol, cap 31"
4273	polarized dry wobbly ribbon candy	0		Effect: "Super-Electrified", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2020-09"
4274	Underworld acorn	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-10"
4275	Underworld trunk	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4276	shaking foul-smelling healthy wicked Underworld truncheon	0		Spell Damage: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2009-10"
4277	shaking ribald vibrating Sinatra's Staff of the Woodfire	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2009-10"
4278	horrifying vibrating personal trainer's Underworld flail	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2009-10"
4279	spinning Mer-kin cancerstick	0		
4280	Mer-kin sawdust	0		
4281	red sinister Mer-kin bunwig of the storm	0		Spell Damage: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley"
4282	skewed resourceful Socratic crappy Mer-kin mask of the sweet-tooth	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum MP: +50, Candy Drop: +100, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xBarrr"
4283	family-friendly crappy Mer-kin tailpiece of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy"
4284	chilly Tesla Mer-kin gladiator mask of terror	0		Cold Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr"
4285	stanky clever Oprah's Mer-kin scholar mask	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Maximum MP: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "cold atk"
4286	sinister Sinatra's Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience (Moxie): +5, Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy"
4287	tumbling gravedigger's Mer-kin scholar tailpiece of incineration of mayonnaise	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xFairy"
4288	therapeutic smartaleck's Mer-kin headguard of terror	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "atk"
4289	scandalous Mer-kin waistrope	0		Sleaze Damage: +5
4290	rock-hard extremely unsafe Mer-kin facecowl of Flo-Jo	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Damage Reduction: 5, Initiative: +100
4291	boxer's Mer-kin thighguard	0		Muscle Percent: +10
4292	huge stanky Lo Pan's weightlifter's Mer-kin dodgeball	0		Muscle: +15, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ball Bust", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ball Sweat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ball Sack"
4293	squat flame-retardant friendly cool Mer-kin dragnet	0		Moxie: +5, Familiar Weight: +3, Hot Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Net Gain", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Net Loss", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Net Neutrality"
4294	ghostly lion tamer's resourceful Mer-kin switchblade of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum MP: +50, Experience (familiar): +2, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blade Sling", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blade Roller", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blade Runner"
4295	cyan narrow crystal orb of spirit wrangling	0		
4296	depleted uranium seal figurine	0		
4297	blurry Jeselnik's quilted Ass-Stompers of Violence of the cheetah	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Sleaze Damage: +25, Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Stomp Ass"
4298	family-friendly supercharged fortified Brand of Violence	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Brand"
4299	spinning censurious double-paned sinister Novelty Belt Buckle of Violence	0		Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip
4300	chilly wicked Lens of Violence of vim and vigor	0		Spell Damage: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Cold Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Violent Gaze", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr"
4301	bouncing zippy flame-retardant Pigsticker of Violence of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Hot Resistance: +1, Initiative: +20
4302	rosewater-soaked scorching manspreader's Jodhpurs of Violence	0		Monster Level: +10, Hot Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Mosh", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato"
4303	mirror lightning-fast inspector's Cold Stone of Hatred of the boozehound	0		Item Drop: +15, Booze Drop: +100, Initiative: +40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Chilling Grip"
4304	shaking veiny savvy boxer's Girdle of Hatred	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum HP: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tighten Girdle"
4305	electrified extremely unsafe smartaleck's Staff of Simmering Hatred	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
4306	wool razor-sharp Pantaloons of Hatred	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Cold Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "[7156]Static Shock", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xVolley"
4307	pulsating Lo Pan's wicked weightlifter's Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred	0		Muscle: +15, Spell Damage: +5, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Single Equip
4308	jittery MacGyver's grievous Sinatra's Lens of Hatred	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum MP: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Hateful Gaze", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xBarrr"
4309	wobbly spinning healthy Treads of Loathing of bravery	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Spooky Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +5, Single Equip, Cloathing
4310	narrow greasy friendly Scepter of Loathing of chilblains	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Cold Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Cloathing
4311	family-friendly wholesome Belt of Loathing of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Cloathing
4312	narrow reassuring careful extremely unsafe Goggles of Loathing	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Monster Level: -10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Cloathing, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 1.5xBarrr"
4313	shellacked razor-sharp Stick-Knife of Loathing of the empath	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Damage Reduction: 7, Familiar Weight: +5, Cloathing
4314	squat family-friendly smelly Jeans of Loathing of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Cloathing, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
4315	quilted Annual Ascot	0		Damage Absorption: +40
4316	lime green Usain Bolt's flame-wreathed hardened Sledgehammer of the V&aelig;lkyr	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +80, Class: "Seal Clubber", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bashing Slam Smash"
4317	ribald chaotic Flail of the Seven Aspects of the early riser	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Adventures: +7, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Turtle of Seven Tails"
4318	greasy arcane researcher's Wrath of the Capsaician Pastalords of the cheetah	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +60, Class: "Pastamancer", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Noodles of Fire"
4319	blurry blue aromatic Windsor Pan of the Source of vim and vigor of the sewer	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Stench Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +1, Class: "Sauceror", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Saucemageddon"
4320	red smelly ruddy fortified Seeger's Unstoppable Banjo	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Disco Bandit", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Funk Bluegrass Fusion"
4321	pulsating rock-hard The Trickster's Trikitixa of the storm of horror of courage	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +3, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Extreme High Note"
4322	red Usain Bolt's Temple Grandin's Claw of the Infernal Seal of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Familiar Weight: +7, Initiative: +80, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip
4323	supercharged ruddy deadly Garter of the Turtle Poacher	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Single Equip
4324	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental of vim and vigor of temperance	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip
4325	blurry Temple Grandin's Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob of Gandalf of the cheetah	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +7, Initiative: +60, Class: "Sauceror", Single Equip
4326	upside-down perfumed curative Bling of the New Wave of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Stench Resistance: +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip, Extra Pickpocket
4327	steel-toed La Hebilla del Cintur&oacute;n de Lopez of dire peril of the early riser	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Damage Reduction: 9, Adventures: +7, Class: "Accordion Thief", Single Equip
4328	suspicious stocking	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-12"
4329	bag of many confections	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4330	yummy cyan candy kneecapping stick	3	awesome	Last Available: "2009-12"
4331	moldy small licorice garrote	2	crappy	Last Available: "2009-12"
4332	frosty candy knuckles	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2009-12"
4333	normal mirror jawbruiser	3	good	Last Available: "2010-12"
4334	wet red chocolate car	0		Effect: "Musky", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2009-12"
4335	blue toasty plastic 11 Dealer	0		Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4336	blurry Jim Carey's plastic Crimbo Casino	0		Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2009-12"
4337	teal Sinatra's plastic stocking mimic	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4338	flame-wreathed plastic Don Crimbo	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2009-12"
4339	strapping plastic Crimbomination	0		Muscle: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4340	anodized denatured red Piddles	0		Effect: "Booze Goozles", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2009-12"
4341	polymerized alkaline unsweetened mirror BitterSweetTarts	0		Effect: "La Bamba", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2009-12"
4342	non-galvanized Polka Pop	0		Effect: "World's Shortest Giant", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2009-12"
4343	Crimbuck	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4344	Crimbo wreath	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4345	string of Crimbo lights	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4346	plastic Crimbo reindeer	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4347	gingerbread house	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4348	skewed leftover Crimbo rations	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4349	scandalous snow hat	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2009-12"
4350	cyan nasty snow pants	0		Stench Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2009-12"
4351	rock-hard snow belly	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-12"
4352	pile of loose snow	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4353	Crimbough	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4354	upside-down upside-down A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	0		Skill: "Holiday Weight Gain", Last Available: "2009-12"
4355	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	0		Skill: "Jingle Bells", Last Available: "2009-12"
4356	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	0		Skill: "Candyblast", Last Available: "2009-12"
4357	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	0		Skill: "Surge of Icing", Last Available: "2009-12"
4358	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	0		Skill: "Stealth Mistletoe", Last Available: "2009-12"
4359	jittery A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	0		Skill: "Cringle's Curative Carol", Last Available: "2009-12"
4360	normal expired can of franks 'n' beans	3	good	Last Available: "2009-12"
4361	perfectly mixed watered-down expired bottle of peppermint schnapps	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2009-12"
4362	snow halo	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4363	elf resistance button	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4364	denatured elven suicide capsule	0		Effect: "Barking Mad", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2009-12"
4365	tasty snack-sized tumbling penguin focaccia bread	2	awesome	Last Available: "2009-12"
4366	lousy special weak blinking herringcello	2	decent	Effect: "Mental A-cue-ity", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2009-12"
4367	hand-crafted elven cellocello	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2009-12"
4368	gray wrench handle	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4369	handful of headless bolts	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4370	spinning pulsating bottle of agitprop ink	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4371	handful of wires	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4372	chunk of cement	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4373	olive grappling hook	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4374	elf ear	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4375	spiraling shape	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4376	Crimbomination Contraption	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4377	wholesome throwing wrench	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2009-12"
4378	blue double-paned pair of bolt cutters	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4379	auspicious poison pen	0		Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2009-12"
4380	bouncing bouncing supercool speed limit shield	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Last Available: "2009-12"
4381	frosty Annie Oakley's live wire	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2009-12"
4382	blinking therapeutic misfit dolly of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2009-12"
4383	flame-wreathed Socratic misfit hobby horse	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2009-12"
4384	wool stanky misfit teddy bear	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2009-12"
4385	jittery brainy pocketwatch on a chain of Gandalf	0		Mysticality: +5, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2009-12"
4386	squat rosewater-soaked cement sandals of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-12"
4387	pulsating rosewater-soaked night-vision goggles of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-12"
4388	passable elf mask	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-12"
4389	teal baleful peanut brittle shield	0		Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2009-12"
4390	huge Oprah's sinister Red Rover BB gun	0		Spell Damage: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2009-12"
4391	blue red-and-green sweater of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "[7094]Static Shock", Last Available: "2009-12"
4392	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	0		Skill: "Summon Crimbo Candy", Last Available: "2009-12"
4393	energized Crimbo peppermint bark	0		Effect: "Curse of the Black Pearl Onion", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2009-12"
4394	vacuum-sealed Crimbo fudge	0		Effect: "Inner Dog", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2009-12"
4395	concentrated vacuum-sealed Crimbo pecan	0		Effect: "Cybernetic Muscles", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2009-12"
4396	Jack-in-the-box	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4397	crank handle	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4398	wobbly cheese ball	0		Last Available: "2010-01"
4399	blinking reassuring cheese sword	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4400	nasty cheese diaper	0		Stench Damage: +5, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4401	jittery clever cheese wheel	0		Maximum MP: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4402	shaking jittery thinker's cheese eye	0		Mysticality: +10, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Give Your Opponent the Stinkeye", Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4403	mirror mansplainer's therapeutic Fonzie's Staff of Queso Escusado	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Monster Level: +15, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4405	foreign box	0		
4406	The Art of Slapfighting	0		Class: "Seal Clubber", Skill: "Iron Palm Technique", Last Available: "2010-06"
4407	mirror Uncle Romulus	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer", Skill: "Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin", Last Available: "2010-03"
4408	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Skill: "Stringozzi Serpent", Last Available: "2010-04"
4409	Zu Mannk&auml;se Dienen	0		Class: "Sauceror", Skill: "K&auml;seso&szlig;esturm", Last Available: "2010-01"
4410	olive The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	0		Class: "Disco Bandit", Skill: "Kung Fu Hustler", Last Available: "2011-01"
4411	cyan Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	0		Class: "Accordion Thief", Skill: "Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration", Last Available: "2010-02"
4412	delicious quantum taco	0	???	Last Available: "2010-10"
4413	drinkable Schr&ouml;dinger's thermos	0	???	Last Available: "2010-04"
4414	upside-down colorful plastic ball	0		Last Available: "2010-01"
4415	frosty sealhide hood	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 40"
4416	rock-hard sealhide leggings	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 40"
4417	huge Lo Pan's sealhide cloak	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30
4418	narrow cool sealhide buckler	0		Moxie: +5
4419	lime green censurious sealhide whip	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3
4420	ruddy sealhide moccasins	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Single Equip
4421	crafty sealhide gloves	0		Maximum MP: +10
4422	gray groovy sealhide belt	0		Moxie Percent: +10
4423	twirling sealhide snare	0		
4424	teal pulsating puzzling trophy	0		
4425	improved activated ionized blurry sealhide seal doll	0		Effect: "Weird Flavor", Effect Duration: 46
4426	hymnal	0		Skill: "Canticle of Carboloading"
4428	upside-down nasty glowstick on a string	0		Stench Damage: +5, Raveosity: +1
4429	ghostly spinning yellow dance instructor's candy necklace	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Single Equip, Raveosity: +1
4430	mirror teddybear backpack of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Raveosity: +1
4431	NPZR chemistry set	0		Last Available: "2011-08"
4432	quadruple-cold-filtered bouncing ghostly invisibility potion	0		Effect: "Healthy Blue Glow", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2011-08"
4433	unsweetened magnetized oxidized spinning ghostly teal irresistibility potion	0		Effect: "Woad Warrior", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2011-08"
4434	non-altered super-liquefied irritability potion	0		Effect: "Optimist Primal", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2011-08"
4436	cube	0		Last Available: "2011-02"
4438	hellseal whisker	0		
4439	pulsating hellseal claw	0		
4440	huge zippy guard turtle shell	0		Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 40"
4441	friendly crowbar	0		Familiar Weight: +3
4442	up-at-dawn spaghetti cult rosary	0		Adventures: +5
4443	wobbly spaghetti cult mask of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 38"
4444	guard turtle collar	0		Familiar Damage: +10
4445	Jack Frost's spangly mariachi pants	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, 2xPotato, cap 37"
4446	crafty strapping spangly mariachi vest	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum MP: +10
4447	skewed spangly sombrero of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, 2xPotato, cap 37"
4448	altered mirror green Instant Karma	1	decent	Effect: "Eyes All Black", Effect Duration: 25
4449	painting of a landscape	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4450	map to The Landscaper's Lair	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4451	blinking pointy hat of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 27", Last Available: "2010-04"
4452	skewed foul-smelling machetito	0		Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2010-04"
4453	narrow Annie Oakley's lawnmower blade	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2010-04"
4454	grass clippings	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
4455	banded The Landscaper's leafblower	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Last Available: "2010-04"
4456	snowball	0		
4457	bouncing olive snailmail bits	0		
4458	cyan electrified brainy snailmail coif	0		Mysticality: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 41"
4459	nasty stylish snailmail breeches	0		Moxie: +25, Stench Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 0.5xFairy, cap 41"
4460	smelly snailmail hauberk of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +10
4461	moist galvanized quadruple-liquefied seal-brain elixir	0		Effect: "Down With Chow", Effect Duration: 12
4462	ionized adjusted double-pressed squat chocolate seal-clubbing club	0		Effect: "[800]Chocolate Reign", Effect Duration: 39
4463	anodized triple-deionized ghostly chocolate turtle totem	0		Effect: "Sleazy Jellied", Effect Duration: 19
4464	wet wet anodized teal chocolate pasta spoon	0		Effect: "Chilblains of the Corn", Effect Duration: 68
4465	concentrated double-corrupted chocolate saucepan	0		Effect: "Ice Packed", Effect Duration: 38
4466	colloidal adjusted chocolate disco ball	0		Effect: "Stick Emporium Membership", Effect Duration: 62
4467	triple-polymerized dry chocolate stolen accordion	0		Effect: "Grumpy and Ornery", Effect Duration: 15
4468	Libram of BRICKOs	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-02", Skill: "Summon BRICKOs"
4469	BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4470	BRICKO eye brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4471	family-friendly BRICKO hat	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2010-02"
4472	pulsating huge squat BRICKO pants of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 2xLep, 1xPotato, cap 22", Last Available: "2010-02"
4473	squat BRICKO sword of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2010-02"
4474	BRICKO ooze	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4475	BRICKO bat	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4476	cyan BRICKO oyster	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4477	BRICKO turtle	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4478	gray blurry BRICKO elephant	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4479	BRICKO octopus	0		Last Available: "2010-02", Wiki Name: "BRICKO octopus (item)"
4480	BRICKO python	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4481	pulsating BRICKO vacuum cleaner	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4482	squat BRICKO airship	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4483	blurry BRICKO cathedral	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4484	BRICKO gargantuchicken	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4485	BRICKO pyramid	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4486	BRICKO pearl	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4487	ghostly chilly BRICKO bulwark	0		Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2010-02"
4488	gray BRICKO trunk	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4489	blue shaking gilded BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4490	upside-down gilded BRICKO chalice	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4491	teal BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4492	BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4493	upside-down broken BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4494	BRICKO reactor	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4495	skewed BRICKO egg	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4496	extra-heavy BRICKO brick	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-02"
4497	deionized polymerized recording of The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	0		Effect: "Chlorophyll Flavor", Effect Duration: 46
4498	enhanced chilled blinking recording of Benetton's Medley of Diversity	0		Effect: "Items Are Forever", Effect Duration: 29
4499	modified double-ionized recording of Elron's Explosive Etude	0		Effect: "Quiet 'n' Good", Effect Duration: 41
4500	pressed skewed recording of Chorale of Companionship	0		Effect: "Stimulated Brain", Effect Duration: 47
4501	oxidized oxidized recording of Prelude of Precision	0		Effect: "Horrid, Torrid", Effect Duration: 59
4502	diffused wet twirling cyan recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad	0		Effect: "Memory of Smarts", Effect Duration: 24
4503	warmed dry recording of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	0		Effect: "Flamb&eacute;-a-thon", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2010-02"
4504	boxer's heart of the volcano of Calamity Jane	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +15
4505	vacuum-sealed galvanized spinning Northern pemmican	0		Effect: "Stands Alone", Effect Duration: 37
4506	red puzzling ribbon	0		
4507	Clan looking glass	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-03"
4508	altered dry green &quot;DRINK ME&quot; potion	0		Effect: "Lifted Spirits", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2010-03"
4509	reflection of a map	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4510	diet stale cyan shaking walrus ice cream	1	decent	Last Available: "2010-03"
4511	spoiled immense shaking purple beautiful soup	9	crappy	Last Available: "2010-03"
4512	eggman noodles	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4513	teal Vial of <i>jus de larmes</i>	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4514	toothsome yellow bouncing Humpty Dumplings	4	awesome	Last Available: "2010-03"
4515	low-calorie spoiled Lobster <i>qua</i> Grill	1	crappy	Last Available: "2010-03"
4516	mediocre olive missing wine	3	decent	Last Available: "2010-03"
4517	half-sized normal skewed matter custard	2	good	Last Available: "2010-03"
4518	ionized electrified comfit?	0		Effect: "Sleazy Hands", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2010-03"
4519	ittah bittah hookah	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-03"
4520	friendly groovy flamingo mallet	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2010-03"
4521	maroon croquet hedgehog	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4522	Tiger-lily's milk	1	good	Last Available: "2010-03"
4523	ghostly greedy friendly eye of the Tiger-lily	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2010-03"
4524	Sherlock's hardened wig	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Item Drop: +25, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 17", Last Available: "2010-03"
4525	small stale jittery donut	2	decent	Last Available: "2010-03"
4526	adequate huge bucket of honey	10	good	Last Available: "2010-03"
4527	spinning squat clever brawny elephant stinger	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2010-03"
4528	tasty dragon snaps	3	awesome	Last Available: "2010-03"
4529	fuchsia snapdragon pistil of Leguizamo of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: 5, Last Available: "2010-03"
4530	mirror puff of smoke	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4531	yummy bite-sized rook cookie	1	awesome	Last Available: "2010-03"
4532	spoiled narrow bishop cookie	3	crappy	Last Available: "2010-03"
4533	toothsome big knight cookie	5	awesome	Last Available: "2010-03"
4534	tiny fancy normal king cookie	1	good	Effect: "A View to Some Meat", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2010-03"
4535	delicious queen cookie	4	awesome	Effect: "Towering Strength", Last Available: "2010-03"
4536	fairy-worn boots	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-08"
4537	wicked insane tophat	0		Spell Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 7", Last Available: "2010-03"
4538	shaking bouncing Fonzie's helm of the knight of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Experience (Moxie): +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 15", Last Available: "2010-03"
4539	razor-sharp beefcake's wristwatch of the knight	0		Muscle: +25, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-03", Nonstackable Watch
4540	rosewater-soaked supercool trousers of the knight	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2.5xPotato, 2xLep, cap 15", Last Available: "2010-03"
4541	bouncing groovy tophat	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 25"
4542	spinning lion tamer's tie	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip
4543	tumbling weightlifter's tuxedo pants	0		Muscle: +15, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 25"
4544	porpoise	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4545	pocketwatch	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4546	bandersnatch	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4547	caterpillar	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4548	spinning walrus	0		Last Available: "2010-03", Synergetic
4549	carpenter	0		Last Available: "2010-03", Synergetic
4550	jittery fuchsia dodo	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4551	beefy detour shield	0		Muscle: +10, Last Available: "2010-03"
4552	ghostly left parenthesis	0		
4553	mirror lowercase a	0		
4554	percent sign	0		
4555	twirling purple left bracket	0		
4556	right parenthesis	0		
4557	dollar sign	0		
4558	equal sign	0		
4559	record album	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4560	shaking map to Professor Jacking's laboratory	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4561	can of depilatory cream	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4562	narrow hair of the calf	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4563	drinkable world's most unappetizing beverage	3	good	Last Available: "2010-04"
4564	shellacked slippery when wet shield	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2010-04"
4565	adequate miniature narrow raisin	2	good	Last Available: "2010-04"
4566	fly glasses	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2010-04"
4567	padded flyest of shirts of bravery	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2010-04"
4568	stale a dance upon the palate	4	decent	Last Available: "2010-04"
4569	decent prehistoric meteorite jawbreaker	4	good	Last Available: "2010-04"
4570	skewed Crazyleg's razor	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4571	yummy jittery squirmy violent party snack	4	awesome	Last Available: "2010-04"
4572	prompt can-you-dig-it?	0		Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2010-04"
4573	bouncing The Legendary Beat	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4574	wobbly panicked kernel	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-04"
4575	bugged beanie	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2010-04"
4576	upside-down bugged balaclava	0		Monster Level: +20, Equips On: "Baby Bugged Bugbear", Last Available: "2010-04"
4577	red bugged b&Atilde;&para;n&plusmn;&Atilde;&copy;t	0		Food Drop: +5, Pants Drop: +5, Candy Drop: +5, Equips On: "Baby Bugged Bugbear", Last Available: "2010-04"
4578	meat st&permil;&iquest;bing club	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4579	Vulcanized nitrogenated Knob G&Atilde;&para;blin l&Atilde;&sup2;ve potion	0		Effect: "Berry Statistical", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2010-04"
4580	squat MacGyver's school Mafi<i>a kni</i>cke&frac12;&aelig;	0		Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2010-04"
4581	greasy T&Icirc;&curren;&loz;lisman of Bai&oslash;&Dagger; of the businessman	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2010-04", Wiki Name: "Bugged baio"
4582	fat bottom quark	0		Last Available: "2010-05"
4583	glob of skin	0		
4584	rotten big six wedges of goat cheese	5	crappy	
4585	collection of objects	0		
4586	boulder	0		
4587	twirling goth	0		
4588	brown pixel	0		
4589	pixel whip of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50
4590	wobbly pixel chain whip of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2010-07"
4591	healthy pixel morning star	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2010-07"
4592	pixel orb	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4593	pixellated moneybag	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4594	pixel cross	0		
4595	purple pixel holy water	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4596	wobbly map to Vanya's Castle	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4597	fuchsia 8-Bit Power magazine	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4598	fuchsia spinning pixel stopwatch	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4599	jittery bottle opener	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4600	map to the Kegger in the Woods	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4601	practically non-alcoholic tolerable plastic cup of beer	1	good	Last Available: "2010-06"
4602	orquette's phone number	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4603	bronze handcuffs	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4604	green keg	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4605	scandalous bottle of Goldschn&ouml;ckered of the detective	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Item Drop: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Goldensh&ouml;wer", Last Available: "2010-06"
4606	delicious half-sized sun-dried tofu	2	awesome	Effect: "Deadened palate", Effect Duration: 1, Last Available: "2010-08"
4607	delicious soyburger juice	3	awesome	Effect: "Oversaturated Palate", Effect Duration: 1, Last Available: "2010-08"
4608	respected companion biscuit	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4609	narrow huge essential tofu	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4610	warmed unsweetened essential soy	0		Effect: "Elemental Mastery", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2010-08"
4611	energized super-frozen essential cameraderie	0		Effect: "Thicker, Sicker", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2010-08"
4612	tumbling souvenir drawing	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4613	map to the Magic Commune	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4614	Sinatra's Crown of Thrones	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-05"
4615	acceptable Cinco Mayo Lager	4	good	Last Available: "2010-05"
4616	Underworld sapling	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4617	pruning shears	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4618	teal plastic cup of flat beer	0		
4619	frisbee	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4620	motorcycle	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-06"
4621	spinning Game Grid token	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4622	narrow cyan Game Grid ticket	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4623	oxidized maroon chocolate-covered caviar	0		Effect: "Memory of Strength", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2020-09"
4624	decent spinning pawn cookie	3	good	Last Available: "2010-06"
4625	diluted coffee pixie stick	1	crappy	Effect: "Expert Vacationer", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2010-06"
4626	superduperball	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4627	lime green finger cuffs	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4628	wobbly jittery parachute guy	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4629	brainy plastic spider ring	0		Mysticality: +5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shoot Web", Last Available: "2010-06"
4630	banded plastic kazoo	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Last Available: "2010-06"
4631	hardened inflatable baseball bat	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2010-06"
4632	ghostly Lo Pan's thinker's googly-star hat	0		Mysticality: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2010-06"
4633	tumbling knitted Annie Oakley's googly-ball hat	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2010-06"
4634	maroon spinning wicked googly-heart hat of doom	0		Spell Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2010-06"
4635	ghostly fortified super-sweet boom box of the sewer	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Stench Damage: +25, Four Songs, Last Available: "2010-06"
4636	Game Grid valued membership card	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4637	huge flame-retardant frosty sinister demon mask of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2010-06"
4638	Usain Bolt's stylish streetfighting champion's belt of the empath	0		Moxie: +25, Familiar Weight: +5, Initiative: +80, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-06"
4639	green Jeselnik's stanky padded Space Trip safety headphones	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-06"
4640	narrow mirror Socratic LARP carp	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1
4641	KoL Con Six Pack of Tarzan of the sewer	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Stench Damage: +25
4642	personal trainer's Gregarious Gregorian Smock	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
4643	rxr shield	0		Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2010-06"
4644	jittery hardy supercool stylish Juju Mojo Mask	0		Moxie: +25, Moxie Percent: +20, Maximum HP: +50, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-07"
4645	ghostly space trooper helmet of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 2"
4646	nippy ruddy Meteoid ice beam of Flo-Jo	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Cold Damage: +10, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2011-12"
4647	banded Dungeon Fist gauntlet of the pedagogue of the storm	0		Experience: +3, Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2011-06"
4648	Schmalz's First Prize Beer	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4649	chiptune guitar	0		Item Drop: +25, Equips On: "Mini-Hipster", Familiar Effect: "item drop"
4650	purple fixed-gear bicycle	0		Experience: +3, Equips On: "Mini-Hipster", Familiar Effect: "stats"
4651	ironic moustache	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Familiar Effect: "+10 lbs"
4652	greedy arcane researcher's ironic knit cap	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 10"
4653	ironic sunglasses	0		Single Equip, Thorns: 1
4654	purple ironic battle spoon of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4655	toasty rosy-cheeked ironic jogging shorts of Calamity Jane	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Hot Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 6xGhuol, cap 10"
4656	cyan mole skin notebook of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100
4657	blurry pair of jeans	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4658	lime green map to Ellsbury's Claim	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4659	weightlifter's blackberry galoshes	0		Muscle: +15, Single Equip
4660	savvy trout fang of temperance	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2010-09"
4661	flavorless poisonous caviar	4	decent	Last Available: "2010-09"
4662	corrupted wet venom duct	0		Effect: "Empty Inside", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2010-09"
4663	Ellsbury's journal	0		Skill: "Unaccompanied Miner", Last Available: "2010-09"
4664	Fonzie's Ellsbury's skull of Gandalf	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2010-09"
4665	twirling hot plate of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Thorns: 1
4666	inspector's Jeselnik's imp unity ring	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Item Drop: +15
4667	Victor, the Insult Comic Hellhound Puppet of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3
4668	observational glasses of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30
4669	blurry Socratic hilarious comedy prop	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1
4670	beer-scented teddy bear	0		
4671	enchanted perfectly mixed upside-down booze-soaked cherry	3	EPIC	Effect: "Booze Goozles", Effect Duration: 40
4672	shaking purple comfy pillow	0		
4673	half-sized yummy shaking marshmallow	2	awesome	
4674	snack-sized spoiled skewed sponge cake	2	crappy	
4675	watered-down hand-crafted gin-soaked blotter paper	2	EPIC	
4676	tree-holed coin	0		
4677	unearthed volcanic meteoroid	0		Skill: "Volcanometeor Showeruption", Last Available: "2011-12"
4678	unearthed potsherd	0		
4679	volcanic ash	0		
4680	bouncing smoked potsherd	0		
4681	boxer's pottery shield	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Last Available: "2010-09"
4682	lion tamer's MacGyver's pottery hat	0		Maximum MP: +100, Experience (familiar): +2, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 11", Last Available: "2010-09"
4683	bouncing fireproof padded pottery training pants	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Hot Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xGhuol, cap 12", Last Available: "2010-09"
4684	ruddy pottery club	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2010-09"
4685	Usain Bolt's pottery yo-yo	0		Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2010-09"
4686	twirling pottery barn owl figurine	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4687	skewed fossilized bat skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4688	fossilized serpent skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4689	fossilized baboon skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4690	fossilized wyrm skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4691	fossilized wing	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4692	fossilized limb	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4693	fossilized torso	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4694	fossilized spine	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4695	blinking affordable teak perch	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-09"
4696	frosty resourceful weightlifter's Greatest American Pants	0		Muscle: +15, Maximum MP: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 2.5xBarrr, 2xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2010-09"
4697	foul-smelling fossilized necklace	0		Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2010-09"
4698	spinning imp air	0		
4699	bus pass	0		
4700	jittery fossilized spike	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4701	waterlogged crate	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4702	archaeologing shovel	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4703	purple wholesome red-hot medallion	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-09"
4704	pulsating fossilized demon skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4705	fossilized spider skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4706	teal sinister tablet	0		
4707	E-Z Cook&trade; oven	0		
4708	My First Shaker&trade;	0		
4709	hippo tutu	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
4710	immense ballet shoes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4711	sweatpants	0		Familiar Effect: "8xPotato, cap 2"
4712	GameInformPowerDailyPro subscription card	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-02"
4713	popsicle stick	0		
4714	miniature toothsome special squat lemon popsicle	2	awesome	Effect: "Knightlife", Effect Duration: 5
4715	decent popsicle	4	good	
4716	snack-sized adequate strawberry popsicle	2	good	
4717	tasty snack-sized blue liver popsicle	2	awesome	
4718	ghostly mariachi hat of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
4719	Hollandaise helmet of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
4720	organ grinder	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4721	squat microwave stogie	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4722	special normal liver and let pie	3	good	Effect: "Permanent Halloween", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2010-10"
4723	small normal badass pie	2	good	Last Available: "2010-10"
4724	normal purple shoo-fish pie	4	good	Last Available: "2010-10"
4725	tasty huge piping organ pie	3	awesome	Last Available: "2010-10"
4726	stale diet igloo pie	1	decent	Last Available: "2010-10"
4727	delicious stomach turnover	4	awesome	Last Available: "2010-10"
4728	spoiled dead lights pie	3	crappy	Last Available: "2010-10"
4729	moldy pulsating throbbing organ pie	4	crappy	Last Available: "2010-10"
4730	Temple Grandin's stop shield	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2009-12"
4731	nest egg	0		
4732	pulsating tumbling sleeping piano cat	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4733	kitty sheet music	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4734	squat rehearsing dramatic hedgehog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4735	narrow prop sword	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4736	tangle of rat tails	0		
4737	beer-soaked mop of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
4738	mediocre weak day-old beer	2	decent	
4739	watered-down smooth plain beer	2	awesome	
4740	practically non-alcoholic acceptable overpriced &quot;imported&quot; beer	1	good	
4741	smiling rat	0		
4742	rat tooth polish	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4743	gray bone chips	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4744	cold-filtered PlexiPips	0		Effect: "Weepy, Creepy", Effect Duration: 17
4745	polarized Wax Flask	0		Effect: "Prideful Strut", Effect Duration: 31
4746	concentrated Pain Dip	0		Effect: "Spiky Hair", Effect Duration: 68
4747	spoiled thick bone meal	5	crappy	Last Available: "2010-10"
4748	lousy watered-down bone aperitif	2	decent	Last Available: "2010-10"
4749	spinning reassuring bonerang	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2010-10"
4750	Sinatra's bone and arrows	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Last Available: "2010-10"
4751	spinning boxer's boning knife	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Last Available: "2010-10"
4752	huge lime green friendly bone crusher	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2010-10"
4753	boxer's bone spurs	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-10"
4754	blue Newton's bonedanna of the storm	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 30", Last Available: "2010-10"
4755	groovy boneana hammock of dire peril	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Weapon Damage: +20, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xVolley, cap 30", Last Available: "2010-10"
4756	bag of bones	0		Last Available: "2010-10"
4757	ghostly green Stabonic scroll	0		Last Available: "2010-10"
4758	energized irradiated twirling candy skeleton	0		Effect: "Destructive Resolve", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2020-09"
4759	ghostly Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4760	jittery packet of pumpkin seeds	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4761	blurry pumpkin	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4762	skewed huge pumpkin	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4763	bland pumpkin pie	4	decent	Last Available: "2010-11"
4764	weak tolerable pumpkin beer	2	good	Last Available: "2010-11"
4765	ionized blurry squat pumpkin juice	0		Effect: "The Halls of Muscularity", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2010-11"
4766	twirling pumpkin bomb	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4767	strapping shin gourds of James Dean	0		Muscle: +5, Experience (Moxie): +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-11"
4768	ribald educational Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern of the dark arts	0		Experience: +1, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2010-11"
4769	tumbling pumpkin carriage	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4770	Desert Bus pass	0		
4771	maroon ginormous pumpkin	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4804	Essence of Annoyance	0		Skill: "Summon Annoyance"
4805	Unmotivator: Crashed Orca	0		Free Pull
4806	Unmotivator: Success Warrior	0		Free Pull
4807	wobbly Unmotivator: Crashed Meat Car	0		Free Pull
4810	Holiday Hal's Happy-Time Fun Book!	0		Skill: "Summon Holiday Fun!"
4811	Holiday Fun!	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
4812	Antagonistic Snowman Kit	0		Skill: "Summon Carrot"
4818	miniature spoiled purple CRIMBCOIDS mints	2	crappy	Last Available: "2011-01"
4819	skewed can of CRIMBCOLA	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4820	delicious snack-sized CRIMBCOLOAF	2	awesome	Last Available: "2011-01"
4821	decent circular CRIMBCOOKIE	3	good	Effect: "Mystic Circle", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4822	wicked plastic CRIMBCO HQ	0		Spell Damage: +5, Last Available: "2010-12"
4823	quilted plastic fax machine	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Last Available: "2010-12"
4824	spinning sizzling plastic hobo elf	0		Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4825	auspicious plastic Mr. Mination	0		Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4826	sharpshooter's plastic Best Game Ever	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4827	hibernating robot reindeer	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-12"
4828	S.L.E.I.G.H.B.E.L.L.S.	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-12"
4829	robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4830	robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4831	narrow robot reindeer protocol D.O.N.N.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4832	robot reindeer protocol V.I.X.E.N.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4833	spinning robot reindeer protocol C.U.P.I.D.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4834	narrow robot reindeer protocol D.A.N.C.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4835	skewed robot reindeer protocol C.O.M.E.T.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4836	spinning robot reindeer protocol B.L.I.T.Z.E.N.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4837	robot reindeer protocol R.U.D.O.L.P.H.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4838	skewed robot reindeer protocol O.L.I.V.E.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4839	rotten triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	3	crappy	Effect: "Triangle, Man", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4840	normal square CRIMBCOOKIE	4	good	Effect: "Square to be Hip", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4841	coward's strapping bindlestocking of bravery	0		Muscle: +5, Monster Level: -20, Spooky Resistance: +5, Drops Items, Last Available: "2010-12"
4842	sleeping stocking	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4843	maroon Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	0		Skill: "Toynado", Last Available: "2010-12"
4844	ghostly The Joy of Wassailing	0		Skill: "Wassail", Last Available: "2010-12"
4845	blue Uncle Hobo's stocking cap of the dark arts of Calamity Jane	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2010-12"
4846	tumbling savvy Uncle Hobo's epic beard of horror	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4847	extremely unsafe Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants of the bloodbag	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol", Last Available: "2010-12"
4848	Temple Grandin's rosy-cheeked Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Familiar Weight: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4849	MacGyver's Uncle Hobo's highest bough of horror	0		Maximum MP: +100, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2010-12"
4850	educational Uncle Hobo's belt of the early riser	0		Experience: +1, Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4851	super-polymerized pressed chocolate cigar	0		Effect: "Dwarven Hardiness", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2010-12"
4852	twirling hardy gift-a-pult	0		Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2010-12"
4853	concentrated vacuum-sealed holly-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Sepia Tan", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2020-09"
4854	CRIMBCO scrip	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4855	Toot Oriole care package	0		
4856	paperclip	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4857	bottle of Blank-Out	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4858	fuchsia blurry flame-wreathed CRIMBCO lanyard	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-01"
4859	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	0		Skill: "Fashionably Late", Last Available: "2011-01"
4860	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	0		Skill: "Executive Narcolepsy", Last Available: "2011-01"
4861	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	0		Skill: "Lunch Break", Last Available: "2011-01"
4862	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	0		Skill: "Offensive Joke", Last Available: "2011-01"
4863	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	0		Skill: "Managerial Manipulation", Last Available: "2011-01"
4864	photocopier	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4865	deluxe fax machine	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4866	Workytime Tea	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4867	ghostly paperclip sproinger	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4868	blurry nippy dangerous paperclip-on tie of extreme caution	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Monster Level: -25, Cold Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-01"
4869	MacGyver's paperclip pants of extreme caution	0		Maximum MP: +100, Monster Level: -25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-01"
4870	mansplainer's MacGyver's veiny paperclip turban	0		Maximum HP: +10, Maximum MP: +100, Monster Level: +15, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-01"
4871	Jeselnik's paperclip cape	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-01"
4872	skewed glob of Blank-Out	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4873	photocopied monster	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4874	gaudy key	0		
4875	BGE merchandise order form	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4876	pressed nitrogenated blinking chocolate bath ball	0		Effect: "Superioreo", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2011-01"
4877	unsweetened nitrogenated blinking blue bacon bath ball	0		Effect: "Memory of Attractiveness", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2011-01"
4878	concentrated incense bath ball	0		Effect: "Abominably Slippery", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2011-01"
4879	chilled blinking myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball	0		Effect: "Going Ape", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2011-01"
4880	CRIMBCO mug	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4881	aged CRIMBCO wine	4	awesome	Last Available: "2011-01"
4882	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4883	squat toe jam	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4884	special bland shaking toe jam toast	4	decent	Effect: "Broken Bone Nubs", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2011-01"
4885	traffic jam	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4886	adequate miniature traffic jam toast	2	good	Last Available: "2011-01"
4887	teal space jam	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4888	thick bland narrow space jam toast	5	decent	Last Available: "2011-01"
4889	super-tarnished extra-chilled pulsating motivational poster	0		Effect: "Ten out of Ten", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2011-01"
4890	sack lunch	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4891	blinking bath ball gift set	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4892	slow jam collection	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4893	yellow BGE shotglass	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4894	bland enchanted festive sausage	3	decent	Effect: "Disdain of She-Who-Was", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2011-01"
4895	rotten holiday cheese log	3	crappy	Last Available: "2011-01"
4896	holiday log	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4897	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt of Gandalf of the glutton	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2010-12"
4898	yellow Lo Pan's forbidden BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2010-12"
4899	supercharged BGE pocket calendar	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4900	upside-down BGE temporary tattoo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4901	BGE plastic toy of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4902	fireproof stapler bear	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2010-12"
4903	mirror upside-down adhesive tape dolly of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2010-12"
4904	spinning occult scissor duck	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2010-12"
4905	coal paperweight	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4906	wobbly jingle bell	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4907	cyan knitted Seven Loco of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2010-09"
4908	Loathing Legion knife	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4909	MacGyver's Loathing Legion many-purpose hook	0		Maximum MP: +100, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4910	vibrating Loathing Legion moondial	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4911	chaotic Loathing Legion necktie	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4912	mirror blurry lion tamer's Loathing Legion knife	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4913	gray jittery Loathing Legion corkscrew of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4914	lion tamer's Loathing Legion can opener	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4915	weightlifter's Loathing Legion chainsaw of chilblains	0		Muscle: +15, Cold Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4916	energetic Loathing Legion rollerblades	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4917	upside-down Herculean Loathing Legion flamethrower	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4918	upside-down Loathing Legion tattoo needle	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4919	fuchsia dance instructor's Loathing Legion defibrillator	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4920	Fonzie's Loathing Legion double prism	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4921	pulsating cyan groovy Loathing Legion tape measure	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4922	shaking tumbling rock-hard Loathing Legion kitchen sink	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4923	tumbling greedy Loathing Legion abacus	0		Meat Drop: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4924	shaking Loathing Legion helicopter	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4925	Loathing Legion pizza stone of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4926	teal Loathing Legion universal screwdriver	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4927	Loathing Legion jackhammer	0		Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4928	skewed Loathing Legion hammer of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4929	blinking Uncle Crimbo's Sack	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4930	squat Folder Holder	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
4937	a angel	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4938	quake of arrows	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4939	maroon time's arrow	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4940	arrowgram	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4941	decent Knob jelly donut	3	good	
4942	mirror Knob cake	0		
4943	spinning Knob cake pan	0		
4944	wobbly Knob batter	0		
4945	Knob frosting	0		
4946	unfrosted Knob cake	0		
4947	Cobb's Knob Menagerie key	0		
4948	GOTO	0		
4949	anodized improved weremoose spit	0		Effect: "Here to Kick Ass", Effect Duration: 59
4950	boiled non-anodized abominable blubber	0		Effect: "Tremella Tremens", Effect Duration: 38
4951	blue perfumed flimsy clipboard	0		Stench Resistance: +5
4952	flattened green baggie of sugar	0		Effect: "Egg-headedness", Effect Duration: 39
4953	lime green ribald nippy whalebone corset	0		Cold Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip
4954	therapeutic oven mitts	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
4955	toothsome bite-sized overcookie	1	awesome	
4956	moldy philosopher's scone	3	crappy	
4957	boiled anodized half-baked potion	0		Effect: "Quadrilled", Effect Duration: 56
4958	teal shaking boxer's Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	0		Muscle Percent: +10
4959	tasty gray Knob nuts	3	awesome	
4960	tolerable Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	4	good	
4961	Subject 37 file	0		
4962	Fonzie's slick mysterious lapel pin	0		Moxie: +10, Experience (Moxie): +1, Single Equip
4963	state loom	0		Familiar Weight: +10
4964	Evilometer	0		
4965	narrow Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire	0		Free Pull, Skill: "Summon Alice's Army Cards"
4966	ghostly Pack of Alice's Army Cards	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4967	Alice's Army Swordsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4968	huge Alice's Army Spearsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4969	Alice's Army Halberder	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4970	spinning Alice's Army Guard	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4971	pulsating maroon Alice's Army Wallman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4972	Alice's Army Ninja	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4973	Alice's Army Alchemist	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4974	mirror ghostly jittery Alice's Army Page	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4975	red Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4976	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4977	skewed Alice's Army Nurse	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4978	twirling ghostly upside-down Alice's Army Hammerman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4979	Alice's Army Bowman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4980	Alice's Army Lanceman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4981	Alice's Army Horseman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4982	Alice's Army Coward	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4983	blinking Alice's Army Cleric	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4984	Alice's Army Sniper	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4985	Alice's Army Dervish	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4986	Alice's Army Martyr	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4987	Pack of Alice's Army Foil Cards	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4988	Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4989	huge Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4990	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4991	maroon spinning Alice's Army Foil Guard	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4992	narrow Alice's Army Foil Wallman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4993	Alice's Army Foil Ninja	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4994	Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4995	Alice's Army Foil Page	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4996	narrow Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4997	Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4998	jittery Alice's Army Foil Nurse	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4999	Alice's Army Foil Hammerman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5000	Alice's Army Foil Bowman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5001	blue Alice's Army Foil Lanceman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5002	Alice's Army Foil Horseman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5003	Alice's Army Foil Coward	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5004	spinning Alice's Army Foil Cleric	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5005	upside-down Alice's Army Foil Sniper	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5006	Alice's Army Foil Dervish	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5007	wobbly Alice's Army Foil Martyr	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5008	Single Alice's Army Foil	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5009	therapeutic card sleeve	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2011-03"
5010	upside-down evil eye	0		
5011	tumbling Alice's Army Foil tattoo	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5012	Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5013	thick yummy wasabi pocky	5	awesome	Last Available: "2011-03"
5014	normal tobiko pocky	4	good	Last Available: "2011-03"
5015	spoiled natto pocky	3	crappy	Last Available: "2011-03"
5016	artisanal spinning skewed wasabi-infused sake	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-03"
5017	hand-crafted blurry green tobiko-infused sake	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-03"
5018	triple-distilled bad natto-infused sake	6	decent	Last Available: "2011-03"
5019	extra-colloidal liquefied electrified wasabi marble soda	0		Effect: "Stands Alone", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2011-03"
5020	improved fuchsia tobiko marble soda	0		Effect: "Pyramid Power", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2011-03"
5021	wet boiled natto marble soda	0		Effect: "Feet of Watermelon", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2011-03"
5022	Alice's Army booster box	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5023	ionized oxidized elderly jawbreaker	0		Effect: "Barbecue Saucy", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2020-09"
5024	distilled mediocre upside-down maroon marshmallow flamb&eacute;	5	decent	Last Available: "2011-03"
5025	delicious cranberry schnapps	4	awesome	Last Available: "2011-03"
5026	bad fortified breaded beer	5	decent	Last Available: "2011-03"
5027	mediocre twirling soy cordial	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-03"
5028	shaking rosy-cheeked beefcake's astral bludgeon of the early riser	0		Muscle: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Adventures: +7
5029	rock-hard astral shield of the overflowing toilet	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Stench Spell Damage: +50
5030	jittery asbestos-lined dance instructor's astral chapeau of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 12"
5031	knitted wholesome astral bracer of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Cold Resistance: +3
5032	miser's hardy astral longbow of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Maximum HP: +50, Meat Drop: +10
5033	aromatic resourceful astral shorts of temperance	0		Maximum MP: +50, Stench Resistance: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, cap 12"
5034	electrified resourceful astral mace of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum MP: +50, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
5035	chilly mansplainer's astral trousers of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Monster Level: +15, Cold Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 12"
5036	zippy hardened astral ring of vim and vigor	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Initiative: +20
5037	upside-down dog trainer's coward's resourceful astral statuette	0		Maximum MP: +50, Monster Level: -20, Experience (familiar): +1
5038	chaotic curative astral pistol of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Spell Critical Percent: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
5039	astral mask of extreme caution of Flo-Jo	0		Monster Level: -25, Initiative: +100
5040	huge astral pet sweater	0		Familiar Weight: +10
5041	lard-coated astral shirt of the bloodbag of the sewer	0		Maximum HP: +100, Stench Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
5042	Jeselnik's crafty astral belt	0		Maximum MP: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25
5043	stale astral hot dog	3	???	
5044	mediocre astral pilsner	3	???	
5045	mirror astral hot dog dinner	0		
5046	astral six-pack	0		
5047	Clan shower	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-04"
5048	huge shard of double-ice	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5049	prompt double-ice cap of doom of the sweet-tooth	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Candy Drop: +100, Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 17", Last Available: "2011-04"
5050	personal trainer's double-ice box of terror	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +5, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2011-04"
5051	mirror squat Herculean slick strapping double-ice britches	0		Muscle: +5, Moxie: +10, Experience (Muscle): +1, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 3xVolley, 3xLep, cap 17", Last Available: "2011-04"
5052	handful of numbers	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
5053	upside-down twirling Lars the Cyberian	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5054	squat shaking intriguing puzzle box	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5055	shaking obnoxious riddle	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5056	best joke ever	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5057	irradiated Atomic Comic	0		Effect: "Milk Studly", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2011-04"
5058	enhanced boiled Red Pill	0		Effect: "Object Detection", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2011-04"
5059	Skullhead's Screw	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5060	pulsating mysterious present	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5061	shaking boxing-glove-in-a-box	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5062	voodoo doll	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5063	spinning the finger	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5064	Salsa de las Epocas	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5065	bland spaghetti con calaveras	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-04"
5066	s'more gun	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5067	normal popcorn	3	good	Last Available: "2011-04"
5068	small moldy chaos popcorn	2	crappy	Last Available: "2011-04"
5069	flame-retardant flame-wreathed hale hole	0		Maximum HP: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2011-04"
5070	innuendo	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5071	fancy bland s'more	0	decent	Effect: "Preternatural Greed", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2011-04"
5072	teal diamond ring	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5073	tolerable squat Russian Ice	4	good	Last Available: "2011-04"
5074	clay ashtray of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Last Available: "2011-05"
5075	mirror chaotic lanyard	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5076	Samson's monster pants	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Familiar Effect: "3xVolley, 3xPotato, cap 17", Last Available: "2011-05"
5077	skewed box of Pok&euml;mann band-aids	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5078	extra-ionized Pok&euml;mann band-aid	0		Effect: "It's Soporiffic!", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2011-05"
5079	tumbling knitted Van der Graaf helmet of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Cold Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, cap 7", Last Available: "2011-05"
5080	mansplainer's crutch	0		Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2011-05"
5081	stanky shock belt	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5082	nitrogenated spinning Okee-Dokee soda	0		Effect: "Jalape&ntilde;o Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2011-05"
5083	rosewater-soaked rubber band gun	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2011-05"
5084	wobbly dangerous pin-stripe slacks	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "6xSombrero, 2xPotato, cap 7", Last Available: "2011-05"
5085	mansplainer's gloves	0		Monster Level: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5086	oxidized polymerized lime green narrow correction fluid	0		Effect: "The Spy Who Loved XP", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2011-05"
5087	spinning personal trainer's Pok&euml;mann figurine: Porkachu	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5088	vibrating Pok&euml;mann figurine: Magikrap	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5089	lime green wobbly reassuring Pok&euml;mann figurine: Vegemite	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5090	Pok&euml;mann figurine: Vermouth of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5091	lard-coated Pok&euml;mann figurine: Smugleaf	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5092	green shaking chilly Pok&euml;mann figurine: Twitter	0		Cold Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5093	Pok&euml;mann figurine: Bloodkip of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5094	lime green dance instructor's Pok&euml;mann figurine: Hoboking	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5095	blurry strapping Pok&euml;mann figurine: Duck	0		Muscle: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5096	educational Pok&euml;mann figurine: Nothing	0		Experience: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5097	Annie Oakley's Pok&euml;mann figurine: Kagosan	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5098	Pok&euml;mann figurine: Galumpagump of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5099	hardened Pok&euml;mann figurine: Shoggoth	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5100	chaotic Pok&euml;mann figurine: Frank	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5101	Pok&euml;mann figurine: Moog of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5102	liquefied frozen willyweed	0		Effect: "Sweet Nostalgia", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2011-05"
5103	irradiated Nuclear Blastball	0		Effect: "Adapt to Change Eventually", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2011-05"
5104	concentrated fish juice box	0		Effect: "Macho Profundo", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2011-05"
5105	cyan paint bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5106	hideous egg	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5107	hand-crafted practically non-alcoholic Jeppson's Malort	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2011-06"
5108	fistful of ashes	0		
5109	fuchsia brainy stress ball	0		Mysticality: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Squeeze Stress Ball", Last Available: "2011-05"
5110	mirror jittery Li'l Businessman Kit	0		Meat Drop: +5, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2011-05"
5111	Ultracolor&trade; shirt of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Last Available: "2011-05"
5112	My Own Pen Pal kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
5113	packet of orchid seeds	0		
5114	upside-down stomp box	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
5115	shaking hedge trimmers	0		
5116	A. W. O. L. commendation	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5117	yellow reconstituted crow	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5118	blurry bird brain	0		
5119	busted wings	0		
5120	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5121	therapeutic sinister Sinatra's Admiral's hat	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Spell Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2011-05"
5122	zippy therapeutic thinker's aviator's cap	0		Mysticality: +10, Initiative: +20, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-05"
5123	studded cool mirrored aviator shades	0		Moxie: +5, Damage Absorption: +80, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5124	blinking upside-down Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	0		Skill: "Natural Born Skeleton Killer", Last Available: "2011-05"
5125	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5126	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5127	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5128	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5129	ghostly blurry Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5130	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5131	ionized Ultrasoldier Serum	0		Effect: "All Fired Up", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2011-06"
5132	rotten snack-sized narrow red elven hardtack	2	crappy	Last Available: "2011-06"
5133	perfectly mixed weak shaking cyan elven squeeze	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-06"
5134	blurry lunar isotope	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5135	E.M.U. joystick	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5136	upside-down E.M.U. rocket thrusters	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5137	E.M.U. helmet	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5138	E.M.U. harness	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5139	upside-down tumbling carton of astral energy drinks	0		
5140	compressed astral energy drink	1		Effect: "Twinklebritches", Effect Duration: 40
5141	pulsating Thwaitgold bee statuette	0		
5142	moon unit	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5143	E.M.U. Unit	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5144	tumbling handful of honey	0		
5145	super-corrupted honeypot	0		Effect: "Heart of Orange", Effect Duration: 62
5146	toothsome wild honey pie	4	awesome	
5147	spirit-forward drinkable honey mead	5	good	
5148	frightening honey dipper of chilblains of the cheetah	0		Cold Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +5, Initiative: +60
5149	stanky honeybritches of the dark arts of the storm	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 2xGhuol, cap 43"
5150	upside-down zippy Jeselnik's honeycap of temperance	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 43"
5151	teal occult Moonthril Circlet	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-06"
5152	skewed Tesla Moonthril Greaves	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "cap 25", Last Available: "2011-06"
5153	Moonthril Flamberge of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-06"
5154	wicked Moonthril Longbow	0		Spell Damage: +5, Last Available: "2011-06"
5155	shellacked Moonthril Cuirass	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-06"
5156	Temple Grandin's plush alielf	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2011-06"
5157	improved Comet Drop	0		Effect: "Pride of the Vampire", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2020-09"
5158	cyan plush dogcat of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2011-06"
5159	tumbling stylish plush hamsterpus	0		Moxie: +25, Last Available: "2011-06"
5160	upside-down shaking fuchsia auspicious plush ferrelf	0		Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2011-06"
5161	squat plush alien hamsterpus of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2011-06"
5162	blinking yellow squat forbidden plush mutated alielf	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2011-06"
5163	teal shaking spinning reassuring deadly plush mutated alielephant	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2011-06"
5164	narrow mysterious chest	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-06"
5165	wobbly gravedigger's girl	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-06"
5166	top hat and cane	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5167	synthetic dog hair pill	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5168	distention pill	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5169	elven medi-pack	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5170	warmed transporter transponder	0		Effect: "On the Shoulders of Giants", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2011-06"
5171	Map to Safety Shelter Ronald Prime	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5172	Map to Safety Shelter Grimace Prime	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5173	elven magi-pack	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5174	bad Saison du Lune	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-06"
5175	bad watered-down huge Moonthril Schnapps	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-06"
5176	high-proof drinkable Wrecked Generator	10	good	Last Available: "2011-06"
5177	delicious tumbling Spaghetti with Moonballs	4	awesome	Last Available: "2011-06"
5178	diet bland Crepes a la Lune	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-06"
5179	spoiled Moon Pie	3	crappy	Last Available: "2011-06"
5180	dry irradiated teal Comet Pop	0		Effect: "Employee of the Month", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2011-06"
5181	nitrogenated Flan in the Moon	0		Effect: "Tingly Wrists", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2011-06"
5182	electrified spinning spinning gray 1/6th Pound Cake	0		Effect: "Clean-Shaven", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2011-06"
5183	Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5184	Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5185	Mint-in-box Moonthril Cuirass	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5186	Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5187	blurry Mint-in-box Moonthril Longbow	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5188	moist aerosolized ionized skewed tumbling honey stick	0		Effect: "Stimulated Brain", Effect Duration: 38
5189	boiled skewed double-ice gum	0		Effect: "Ichorous Eyesight", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2011-04"
5190	nasty Samson's wizardly Operation Patriot Shield	0		Mysticality: +25, Experience (Muscle): +5, Stench Damage: +5, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Shield", Last Available: "2011-07", Variable
5191	squirming egg sac	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5192	triple-adjusted corrupted data	0		Effect: "Tingly Elbows", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2011-06"
5193	11-inch knob sausage	0		
5194	skewed exorcised sandwich	0		
5195	Banfoy's Boutique Order Form	0		Last Available: "2011-07"
5196	huge Socratic Great S-Cape	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-07"
5197	studded Marvelous Unitard	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-07"
5198	vaporized wobbly gooey paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5199	compressed skewed beastly paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5200	denatured jittery paste	1	awesome	Last Available: "2011-08"
5201	diluted mirror ectoplasmic paste	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-08"
5202	denatured green greasy paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5203	altered spinning twirling bug paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5204	twisted wobbly hippy paste	1	crappy	Last Available: "2011-08"
5205	dehydrated orc paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5206	compressed demonic paste	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-08"
5207	boiled blinking indescribably horrible paste	1	crappy	Last Available: "2011-08"
5208	pickled ghostly teal shaking paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5209	powdered mirror pulsating goblin paste	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-08"
5210	altered pirate paste	1	crappy	Last Available: "2011-08"
5211	altered wobbly chlorophyll paste	1	awesome	Effect: "Dreadful Sheen", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2011-08"
5212	powdered twirling paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5213	modified Mer-kin paste	1	awesome	Last Available: "2011-08"
5214	pickled slimy paste	1	decent	Effect: "Turkey-Agitated", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2011-08"
5215	mixed penguin paste	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-08"
5216	powdered shaking elemental paste	1	crappy	Last Available: "2011-08"
5217	twisted skewed cosmic paste	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-08"
5218	powdered hobo paste	1	good	Effect: "Inscrutable exoskeleton", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2011-08"
5219	pickled squat Crimbo paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5220	mirror Teachings of the Fist	0		
5221	squat fat loot token	0		No Pull
5222	spinning Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	0		
5223	shaking Tome of Clip Art	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-09", Skill: "Summon Clip Art"
5224	diet adequate tumbling Ur-Donut	1	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5225	The Bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5226	box of Familiar Jacks	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5227	perfectly mixed weak squat bucket of wine	2	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2011-09"
5228	toothsome huge ultrafondue	7	awesome	Last Available: "2011-09"
5229	ghostly unbearable light	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5230	snowflake	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5231	narrow crystal skull	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5232	olive borrowed time	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5233	box of hammers	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5234	shining halo of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5235	skewed vibrating furry halo	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5236	yellow auspicious frosty halo	0		Item Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5237	hardy time halo	0		Maximum HP: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5238	enchanted weak delicious Lumineux Limnio	2	awesome	Effect: "Shamboozled", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2011-09"
5239	delicious Morto Moreto	3	awesome	Last Available: "2011-09"
5240	mediocre enchanted spinning Temps Tempranillo	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5241	artisanal Bordeaux Marteaux	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-09"
5242	hand-crafted Fromage Pinotage	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-09"
5243	acceptable Beignet Milgranet	4	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5244	perfectly mixed Muschat	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-09"
5245	huge spoiled fancy spinning cool jelly donut	10	crappy	Effect: "Peppermint Bite", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2011-09"
5246	moldy bite-sized blinking shrapnel jelly donut	1	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5247	stale jumbo pulsating occult jelly donut	5	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5248	rotten cyan thyme jelly donut	4	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5249	toothsome danish	3	awesome	Last Available: "2011-09"
5250	moldy smashed danish	3	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5251	yummy forbidden danish	3	awesome	Last Available: "2011-09"
5252	stale cool cat claw	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5253	moldy blunt cat claw	3	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5254	miniature stale mirror shadowy cat claw	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5255	stale huge cheezburger	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5256	spoiled tiny ghostly toasted brie	1	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5257	Vulcanized super-electrified potion of the field gar	0		Effect: "Space Tripping", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2011-09"
5258	adjusted pressed too legit potion	0		Effect: "Buggy Flavor", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2011-09"
5259	galvanized colloidal blue squat Bright Water	0		Effect: "Rain Dancin'", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2011-09"
5260	adjusted activated lime green cold-filtered water	0		Effect: "Triangle, Man", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2011-09"
5261	unsweetened graveyard snowglobe	0		Effect: "Icy Composition", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2011-09"
5262	oxidized cool cat elixir	0		Effect: "Quaaaaaaa", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2011-09"
5263	boiled ghostly gray narrow potion of the captain's hammer	0		Effect: "Coming Up Roses", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2011-09"
5264	dry squat potion of X-ray vision	0		Effect: "Cool, Catlike", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2011-09"
5265	warmed upside-down potion of the litterbox	0		Effect: "Bonelording", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2011-09"
5266	oxidized adjusted mirror potion of animal rage	0		Effect: "Happy Salamander", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2011-09"
5267	energized potion of punctual companionship	0		Effect: "Fitter, Happier", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2011-09"
5268	red blinking holy bomb, batman	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5269	bobcat grenade	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5270	twirling chocolate frosted sugar bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5271	broken glass grenade	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5272	blinking huge green noxious gas grenade	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5273	skull with a fuse in it	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5274	boozebomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5275	Usain Bolt's hammerus	0		Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2011-09"
5276	friendly blunt icepick	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2011-09"
5277	wicked fluorescent lightbulb	0		Spell Damage: +5, Last Available: "2011-09"
5278	mirror arcane researcher's smartaleck's blammer	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Last Available: "2011-09"
5279	wobbly supercool clock-cleaning hammer	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Last Available: "2011-09"
5280	4:20 bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5281	executive broken clock	0		Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2011-09"
5282	jittery family-friendly dethklok	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2011-09"
5283	ruddy glacial clock	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2011-09"
5284	lime green blurry blurry Gygaxian Libram	0		Last Available: "2011-09", Skill: "Summon Dice"
5285	blinking d4	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5286	mirror d6	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5287	d8	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5288	d10	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5289	twirling d12	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5290	d20	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5291	upside-down generic healing potion	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5292	wobbly olive generic mana potion	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5293	generic restorative potion	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5294	kobold treasure hoard	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5295	newborn kobold	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5296	narrow slightly thicker filthy rags	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-09"
5297	mirror dungeon dragon chest	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5298	moldy big phish stick	5	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5299	huge dance instructor's plastic vampire fangs of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Item Drop: +5, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Feed", Last Available: "2011-10"
5300	blinking Interview With You (a Vampire)	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5301	Make-Your-Own-Vampire-Fangs kit	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5302	gray your own heart	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5303	medical-grade Sword of the Brouhaha Prince	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2011-10"
5304	frightening shellacked strapping Chalice of the Malkovich Prince	0		Muscle: +5, Damage Reduction: 7, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2011-10"
5305	wobbly Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2011-10"
5306	pulsating weightlifter's Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince	0		Muscle: +15, Last Available: "2011-10"
5307	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5308	ghost trap	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5309	chainsaw chain	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5310	gray squat shotgun shell	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5311	funhouse mirror	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5312	quantum super-flattened super-diffused ghostly body paint	0		Effect: "White-boy Angst", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2011-10"
5313	quantum necrotizing body spray	0		Effect: "Staying Frosty", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2011-10"
5314	frozen alkaline fuchsia twirling bite-me-red lipstick	0		Effect: "Almost Cool", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2011-10"
5315	Vulcanized galvanized energized purple whisker pencil	0		Effect: "Space Tripping", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2011-10"
5316	improved moist huge press-on ribs	0		Effect: "Holiday Disappointment", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2011-10"
5317	unsweetened non-oxidized dry Rattlin' Chains	0		Effect: "Chalk Outline", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2011-10"
5318	altered jittery green Gummy Brains	0		Effect: "Burning Ears", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2011-10"
5319	alkaline shaking Blood 'n' Plenty	0		Effect: "Antsy in your Pantsy", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2011-10"
5320	concentrated aerosolized yellow Lobos Mints	0		Effect: "Experimental Effect G-9", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2011-10"
5321	dry moist huge Sweet Sword	0		Effect: "Slippery Tongue", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2011-10"
5322	distilled mediocre Ecto-Cooler	5	decent	Last Available: "2011-10"
5323	extra-dry perfectly mixed Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-10"
5324	hand-crafted watered-down spinning Blood Light	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-10"
5325	acceptable Silver Bullet beer	3	good	Last Available: "2011-10"
5326	tolerable ghostly Bone's Farm &quot;wine&quot;	4	good	Last Available: "2011-10"
5327	ghost protocol	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5328	adjusted sorority brain	0		Effect: "Sticky Fingers", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2011-10"
5329	adjusted blue blurry Nightstalker perfume	0		Effect: "Your Favorite Flavor", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2011-10"
5330	altered activated tumbling drum of pomade	0		Effect: "Patent Prevention", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2011-10"
5331	pulsating throwing bone	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5332	supercharged extra-see-thru nightie	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2011-10"
5333	olive lightning-fast auspicious BRAINS shorts	0		Item Drop: +10, Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1.5xGhuol", Last Available: "2011-10"
5334	tumbling Mesmereyes&trade; contact lenses of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-10"
5335	tumbling upside-down brawny scrunchie	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-10"
5336	wobbly double-paned healthy extremely skinny jeans	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Cold Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy", Last Available: "2011-10"
5337	frosty The Necbromancer's Hat of Flo-Jo	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr", Last Available: "2011-10"
5338	smartaleck's supercool weightlifter's The Necbromancer's Stein	0		Muscle: +15, Moxie Percent: 50, Last Available: "2011-10"
5339	frightening fortified The Necbromancer's Shorts of vim and vigor	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Spooky Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xGhuol", Last Available: "2011-10"
5340	Jim Carey's healthy stylish The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff	0		Moxie: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2011-10"
5341	The Necbronomicon	0		Skill: "Summon &quot;Boner Battalion&quot;", Last Available: "2011-10"
5342	mediocre watered-down spinning The Cooler Out of Space	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-10"
5343	The Necbronomicon (used)	0		Skill: "Summon &quot;Boner Battalion&quot;", Last Available: "2011-10"
5344	sorority girl's box	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5345	diffused alkaline electrified Necbro wafers	0		Effect: "Jawin'", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2020-09"
5346	fuchsia death blossom	0		
5347	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used)	0		Skill: "Holiday Weight Gain", Last Available: "2009-12"
5348	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)	0		Skill: "Jingle Bells", Last Available: "2009-12"
5349	upside-down A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)	0		Skill: "Candyblast", Last Available: "2009-12"
5350	squat ghostly A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used)	0		Skill: "Surge of Icing", Last Available: "2009-12"
5351	twirling A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)	0		Skill: "Stealth Mistletoe", Last Available: "2009-12"
5352	shaking A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)	0		Skill: "Cringle's Curative Carol", Last Available: "2009-12"
5353	lime green jar of oil	0		
5354	The Art of Slapfighting (used)	0		Class: "Seal Clubber", Skill: "Iron Palm Technique", Last Available: "2010-06"
5355	olive Uncle Romulus (used)	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer", Skill: "Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin", Last Available: "2010-03"
5356	blue A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Skill: "Stringozzi Serpent", Last Available: "2010-04"
5357	Zu Mannk&auml;se Dienen (used)	0		Class: "Sauceror", Skill: "K&auml;seso&szlig;esturm", Last Available: "2010-01"
5358	Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)	0		Class: "Disco Bandit", Skill: "Kung Fu Hustler", Last Available: "2011-01"
5359	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)	0		Class: "Accordion Thief", Skill: "Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration", Last Available: "2010-02"
5360	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)	0		Skill: "Toynado", Last Available: "2010-12"
5361	The Joy of Wassailing (used)	0		Skill: "Wassail", Last Available: "2010-12"
5362	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	0		Skill: "Fashionably Late", Last Available: "2011-01"
5363	shaking CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	0		Skill: "Executive Narcolepsy", Last Available: "2011-01"
5364	red CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	0		Skill: "Lunch Break", Last Available: "2011-01"
5365	blurry CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	0		Skill: "Offensive Joke", Last Available: "2011-01"
5366	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	0		Skill: "Managerial Manipulation", Last Available: "2011-01"
5367	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded)	0		Skill: "Natural Born Skeleton Killer", Last Available: "2011-05"
5368	Ellsbury's journal (used)	0		Skill: "Unaccompanied Miner", Last Available: "2010-09"
5369	KoL Con 8-Bit power bracelet of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2011-09"
5370	boiler	0		
5371	stuffed-shirt scarecrow	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-11"
5372	jittery perfumed plastic trollipop	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
5373	upside-down teal plastic Fudge Wizard of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2011-12"
5374	shellacked plastic abominable fudgeman	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2011-12"
5375	Van der Graaf plastic colollilossus	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2011-12"
5376	blinking deadly Herculean plastic Big Candy	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Weapon Damage: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
5377	The Groose in the Hoose	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12"
5378	spruce juice	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5379	diluted twirling groose grease	1	good	Last Available: "2012-12"
5380	lollipop stick	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5381	bananagate	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5382	fuchsia pearidot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5383	tourmalime	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5384	kumquartz	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5385	gray strawberyl	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5386	double-paned ridiculous belt	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2011-11"
5387	brawny ridiculous earring	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Last Available: "2011-11"
5388	frightening ridiculous sunglasses	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2011-11"
5389	diet flavorless ridiculous sandwich	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-11"
5390	tolerable ridiculous cocktail	3	good	Last Available: "2011-11"
5391	crafty zombie monkey necklace of the cheetah	0		Maximum MP: +10, Initiative: +60
5392	squat pulsating Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	0		
5393	bouncing yellow scrap of paper	0		
5394	tumbling sandpaper	0		
5395	peppermint sprout	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5396	pickled galvanized peppermint twist	0		Effect: "Human-Hobo Hybrid", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2011-11"
5397	moldy peppermint patty	3	crappy	Last Available: "2011-11"
5398	twirling peppermint crook	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5399	peppermint rhino baby	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5400	jittery candy cane candygram	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
5401	peppermint parasol	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5402	Usain Bolt's candy cane	0		Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2011-12"
5403	Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5404	Peppermint Pip Packet	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5405	Usain Bolt's deadly cool cane-mail shirt	0		Moxie: +5, Weapon Damage: +5, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2011-12"
5406	upside-down chilly thinker's weightlifter's cane-mail pants	0		Muscle: +15, Mysticality: +10, Cold Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-12"
5407	drinkable Vodka Matryoshka	4	good	Last Available: "2011-12"
5408	distilled artisanal Gin Mint	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-12"
5409	drinkable Tequiz Navidad	3	good	Last Available: "2011-12"
5410	lousy fancy twirling Mint Yulep	3	decent	Effect: "Springy Fusilli", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2011-12"
5411	tolerable Crimbojito	4	good	Last Available: "2011-12"
5412	acceptable Sangria de Menthe	4	good	Last Available: "2011-12"
5413	narrow candycaine powder	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
5414	licorice boa	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
5415	frozen improved electrified olive licorice root	0		Effect: "Night of the Nachos", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2011-12"
5416	liquefied blurry banana supersucker	0		Effect: "Hippy Flavor", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2011-11"
5417	moist magnetized pulsating pear supersucker	0		Effect: "The Wisdom... of the Future", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2011-11"
5418	moist olive lime supersucker	0		Effect: "Nightlit", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2011-11"
5419	alkaline kumquat supersucker	0		Effect: "Patience of the Tortoise", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2011-11"
5420	non-anodized extra-denatured strawberry supersucker	0		Effect: "Top Dog", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2011-11"
5421	bananarama bangle of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5422	wobbly thinker's pair of pearidot earrings	0		Mysticality: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5423	spinning tourmalime tourniquet of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5424	twirling ruddy kumquartz ring	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5425	nasty strawberyl necklace	0		Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5426	Lo Pan's sucker bucket of Flo-Jo	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2011-11"
5427	bouncing smooth sucker hakama	0		Moxie: +15, Familiar Effect: "afk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-11"
5428	smelly sucker kabuto	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "Atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-11"
5429	horrifying sucker tachi	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-11"
5430	sucker scaffold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5431	cinnamon troll doll	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5432	grape troll doll	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5433	raspberry troll doll	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5434	DNOTC Box	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
5435	fudgecule	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5436	quadruple-polarized vacuum-sealed fudge lily	0		Effect: "Scrappy, Shadowy", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2011-11"
5437	blue superheated fudge	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5438	polarized deionized fluid of fudge-finding	0		Effect: "Moose Wisdom", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2011-11"
5439	fudgepuck	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5440	snack-sized tasty fudgesicle	2	awesome	Last Available: "2011-11"
5441	cyan wand of fudge control	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5442	The Kloop in the Coop	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12"
5443	miniscule beatbox	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5444	nitrogenated tumbling devilish folio	0		Effect: "Macho Profundo", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2012-12"
5445	clumsiness bark	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5446	jar full of wind	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5447	dangerous jerkcicle	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5448	furious stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5449	vanity stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5450	lecherous stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5451	jealousy stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5452	avarice stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5453	gluttonous stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5454	mirror gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5455	bouncing purple gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5456	gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5457	diffused activated Fudgie Roll	0		Effect: "Butt-Rock Hair", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2011-11"
5458	enchanted normal miniature yellow blinking fudge bunny	2	good	Effect: "Grrrrrrreat!", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2011-11"
5459	fudge spork	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5460	Usain Bolt's knitted toasty fudgecycle	0		Hot Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +3, Initiative: +80, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5461	shaking fudge cube	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5462	jittery blank fudge mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5463	bouncing Libram of Resolutions	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-01", Skill: "Summon Resolutions"
5464	aerosolized olive resolution: be wealthier	0		Effect: "Wintry Breath", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2012-01"
5465	unsweetened quadruple-improved denatured tumbling resolution: be happier	0		Effect: "Elemental Flavor", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2012-01"
5466	ionized resolution: be stronger	0		Effect: "Dance of the Sugar Fairy", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2012-01"
5467	electrified huge resolution: be smarter	0		Effect: "Mortarfied", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2012-01"
5468	boiled electrified anodized shaking jittery resolution: be sexier	0		Effect: "Don't Step to Your Stepmother", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2012-01"
5469	quantum altered squat resolution: be feistier	0		Effect: "Nutrient-Rich", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2012-01"
5470	deionized wobbly resolution: be kinder	0		Effect: "Permafrosty", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2012-01"
5471	wet nitrogenated blinking resolution: be more adventurous	0		Effect: "Stinky Hands", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2012-01"
5472	galvanized resolution: be luckier	0		Effect: "Sticky Hands", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2012-01"
5473	gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5474	gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5475	gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5476	polymerized gummi salamander	0		Effect: "Hobonic", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2011-11"
5477	improved adjusted activated gummi snake	0		Effect: "[1609]Dancin' Fool", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2011-11"
5478	unsweetened denatured blurry gummi canary	0		Effect: "Wallflowering", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2011-11"
5479	massive rotten enchanted gummi bear	7	crappy	Effect: "Newt Gets In Your Eyes", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2011-11"
5480	moldy gummi bear	3	crappy	Last Available: "2011-11"
5481	half-sized stale narrow gummi bear	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-11"
5482	miniature normal drunki-bear	2	good	Last Available: "2011-11"
5483	flavorless thick huge drunki-bear	5	decent	Last Available: "2011-11"
5484	delicious drunki-bear	4	awesome	Last Available: "2011-11"
5485	upside-down mirror steel-toed gummi bowtie	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Last Available: "2011-11"
5486	ghostly huge bouncing fudge pocket square of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2011-11"
5487	mirror Da Vinci's lollipop cufflinks	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Last Available: "2011-11"
5488	trilobite fossil	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5489	gray ammonite fossil	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5490	belemnite fossil	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5491	trilobite candy mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5492	ammonite candy mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5493	belemnite candy mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5494	oxidized gummi trilobite	0		Effect: "Aspect of the Twinklefairy", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2011-11"
5495	quantum blue gummi ammonite	0		Effect: "Creepypasted", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2011-11"
5496	pickled boiled gummi belemnite	0		Effect: "Carol of the Bones", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2011-11"
5497	all-year sucker	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5498	heart of dark chocolate	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5499	sinister sage Big Candy's tophat	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-11"
5500	Fuzzby	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-11"
5501	Jackass Plumber home game	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5502	Trivial Avocations board game	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5503	Tickle-Me Emilio	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5504	blessed box	0		
5505	pulsating pack of pogs	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5506	moldy jerky coins	3	crappy	Last Available: "2011-11"
5507	acceptable Go-Wassail	3	good	Last Available: "2011-11"
5508	denatured adjusted spinning Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	0		Effect: "Voracious Gorging", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2011-11"
5509	polarized cold-filtered chilled upside-down bottle of bubbles	0		Effect: "Lifted Spirits", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2011-11"
5510	quadruple-activated flattened blue wind-up meatcar	0		Effect: "Eyes Wide Propped", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2011-11"
5511	Trivial Avocations Card: What?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5512	green wobbly Trivial Avocations Card: When?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5513	Trivial Avocations Card: Who?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5514	bouncing Trivial Avocations Card: Where?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5515	pog #01 (spider)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5516	jittery pog #02 (Knob goblin)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5517	bouncing pog #03 (warwelf)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5518	pog #04 (skleleton)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5519	shaking pog #05 (ninja snowman)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5520	pog #06 (filthy hippy)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5521	bouncing pog #07 (orcish frat boy)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5522	twirling pog #08 (hellion)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5523	pog #09 (pirate)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5524	pog #10 (hobo)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5525	pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5526	triple-moist Atomic Pop	0		Effect: "Sweet Tooth", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2020-09"
5527	do-rag	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-11"
5528	whimpering willow bark	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5529	bland berries of suffering	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-12"
5530	ionized colloidal wobbly baobab sap	0		Effect: "Burnt 'n' Turnt", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2012-12"
5531	cup of hickory chicory	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5532	spinning magnolia blossom	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5533	oxidized dry Mortimer's nostrum	0		Effect: "Yuletide Sappiness", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2012-12"
5534	mediocre Barulio's bottle	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-12"
5535	irradiated liquefied Marvin's marvelous pill	0		Effect: "Extra Backbone", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2012-12"
5536	Winifred's whistle	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5537	jittery prose pen	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5538	green half-empty carton of milk	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5539	blurry glass of warm water	0		Free Pull
5540	quadruple-dry ghostly blurry desktop zen garden	0		Effect: "Heart of Orange", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2012-12"
5541	skewed Vivian's Vitamin	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5542	pink-belly slapper	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5543	pulsating Herculean wizardly Leapin' Trousers	0		Mysticality: +25, Experience (Muscle): +1
5544	acceptable eggnog	4	good	Last Available: "2012-12"
5545	delicious bouncing hamhock	3	awesome	Last Available: "2012-12"
5546	mirror The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants	0		Skill: "Torment Plant", Last Available: "2012-12"
5547	spinning teal Clancy's sackbut	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5548	Ghost Pinching Quarterly	0		Skill: "Pinch Ghost", Last Available: "2012-12"
5549	green Clancy's crumhorn	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5550	The Snitch's Manifesto	0		Skill: "Tattle", Last Available: "2012-12"
5551	huge squat Clancy's lute	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5552	stanky Trusty	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25
5553	can of Rain-Doh	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5554	shaking empty Rain-Doh can	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5555	nitrogenated double-magnetized twirling fireclutch	0		Effect: "Notably Lovely", Effect Duration: 58
5556	smelly Rain-Doh wings of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2012-02"
5557	teal Rain-Doh agent	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5558	wobbly frosty savvy Rain-Doh laser gun	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2012-02"
5559	jittery squat medical-grade Rain-Doh lantern of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Softcore Only, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Stench", Last Available: "2012-02"
5560	Rain-Doh balls	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5561	Rain-Doh indigo cup	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5562	wobbly cyan friendly Rosewater's Rain-Doh violet bo	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Familiar Weight: +3, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2012-02"
5563	Rain-Doh box	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5564	fuchsia Rain-Doh box full of monster	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5565	special bland PB&BP	4	decent	Effect: "Whole Latte Love", Effect Duration: 10
5566	miniature rotten club sandwich	2	crappy	
5567	super-sized yummy narrow corned-beef Reuben	5	awesome	
5568	frayed ninja rope	0		
5569	shaking red dull ninja crampons	0		
5570	loose ninja carabiner	0		
5571	Groar's fur	0		
5572	narrow Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	0		
5573	lousy bouncing Drac & Tan	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5574	tolerable shaking Transylvania Sling	4	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5575	mediocre shaking Shot of the Living Dead	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5576	lousy Buttery Knob	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5577	artisanal tumbling Slippery Knob	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5578	hand-crafted lime green Flaming Knob	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5579	weak hand-crafted Grasshopper	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5580	perfectly mixed Locust	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5581	watered-down lousy Plague of Locusts	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5582	hand-crafted watered-down Red Dwarf	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5583	perfectly mixed Golden Mean	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5584	triple-distilled hand-crafted twirling Green Giant	7	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5585	acceptable Aye Aye	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5586	hand-crafted Aye Aye, Captain	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5587	tolerable boozy Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	5	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5588	acceptable irresponsibly strong Humanitini	6	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5589	artisanal extra-dry More Humanitini than Humanitini	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5590	special weak tolerable Oh, the Humanitini	2	good	Effect: "No Vertigo", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2012-03"
5591	drinkable special mirror Great Older Fashioned	3	good	Effect: "Held Closer", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2012-03"
5592	delicious upside-down spinning Fuzzy Tentacle	4	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5593	watered-down perfectly mixed wobbly Crazymaker	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5594	drinkable mirror Zoodriver	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5595	watered-down bad Sloe Comfortable Zoo	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5596	perfectly mixed Sloe Comfortable Zoo on Fire	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5597	perfectly mixed Suffering Sinner	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5598	mediocre wobbly Suppurating Sinner	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5599	practically non-alcoholic bad ghostly upside-down Sizzling Sinner	1	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5600	artisanal practically non-alcoholic Firewater	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5601	special mediocre weak Earth and Firewater	2	decent	Effect: "Hairless and Airless", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2012-03"
5602	watered-down bad Earth, Wind and Firewater	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5603	tolerable weak Slimosa	2	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5604	practically non-alcoholic artisanal Extra-slimy Slimosa	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5605	hand-crafted Slimebite	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5606	high-proof acceptable Cement Mixer	6	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5607	tolerable Jackhammer	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5608	bad blinking Dump Truck	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5609	tolerable Fauna Libre	4	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5610	lousy Chakra Libre	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5611	watered-down tolerable tumbling Aura Libre	2	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5612	lousy watered-down shaking Sazerorc	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5613	bad Sazuruk-hai	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5614	delicious irresponsibly strong Flaming Sazerorc	9	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5615	mediocre Green Velvet	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5616	acceptable blurry Green Muslin	4	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5617	delicious high-proof Green Burlap	6	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5618	artisanal irresponsibly strong twirling Mohobo	6	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5619	tolerable Moonshine Mohobo	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5620	aged spinning Flaming Mohobo	4	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5621	aged Drunken Philosopher	4	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5622	distilled perfectly mixed Drunken Neurologist	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5623	distilled artisanal shaking Drunken Astrophysicist	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5624	artisanal practically non-alcoholic Dark & Starry	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5625	fancy lousy practically non-alcoholic bouncing Black Hole	1	decent	Effect: "Amorous", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2012-03"
5626	drinkable Event Horizon	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5627	weak bad Herring Daiquiri	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5628	acceptable fancy tumbling Herring Wallbanger	4	good	Effect: "Bolts about Candy", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2012-03"
5629	acceptable Herringtini	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5630	bad Lollipop Drop	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5631	artisanal huge Candy Alexander	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5632	special hand-crafted Candicaine	4	EPIC	Effect: "Weasels Underfoot", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2012-03"
5633	delicious high-proof twirling Caipiranha	7	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5634	watered-down artisanal spinning Flying Caipiranha	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5635	acceptable extra-dry tumbling Flaming Caipiranha	5	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5636	drinkable Punchplanter	4	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5637	bad Doublepunchplanter	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5638	artisanal watered-down jittery Haymaker	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5639	purple Small Medium	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-03"
5640	crystal decanter	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-03"
5641	moldy blinking fungus	3	crappy	
5642	poisoned dart	0		
5643	vacuum-sealed stone wool	0		Effect: "Disdain of the War Snapper", Effect Duration: 62
5644	stones	0		
5645	the Nostril of the Serpent	0		
5646	twirling calendar fragment	0		
5647	veiny calendar	0		Maximum HP: +10
5648	MacGyver's Boris's Helm of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum MP: +100, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Familiar Effect: "atk, MP regen, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-04", Minstrel Level: +1, Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Boris)]
5649	resourceful hale staph of homophones	0		Maximum HP: +20, Maximum MP: +50, Alters Page Text
5650	blurry Jim Carey's Boris's Helm (askew) of extreme caution of horror	0		Monster Level: 0, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Familiar Effect: "atk, MP regen, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-04", Minstrel Level: +1, Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Boris)]
5651	yellow mime soul fragment	0		Last Available: "2012-04"
5652	Monster Manuel	0		Free Pull
5653	teal key-o-tron	0		
5654	adequate nailswurst	3	good	
5655	drinkable used beer	4	good	
5656	tumbling Huggler Radio	0		Free Pull
5657	fettucini &eacute;pines Inconnu recipe	0		Recipe: "fettucini &eacute;pines Inconnu"
5658	slap and slap again recipe	0		Recipe: "slap and slap again"
5659	therapeutic insulting hat	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "cap 2"
5660	offensive moustache of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Single Equip
5661	squat medical-grade hairshirt	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
5662	Olympic-sized Clan crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-05"
5663	microwave	0		Free Pull
5664	pony keg	0		Free Pull
5665	How to Tolerate Jerks	0		Skill: "Thick-Skinned"
5666	bouncing How to Hold a Grudge	0		Skill: "Chip on your Shoulder"
5667	puppet strings	0		Free Pull
5668	green bagged &quot;L&quot;	0		
5669	club	0		
5670	yummy low-calorie tumbling fettucini &eacute;pines Inconnu	1	awesome	
5671	smooth mirror shaking slap and slap again	3	awesome	
5672	tumbling gunpowder burrito	2	good	
5673	huge beery blood	2	good	
5674	&quot;L&quot;	0		
5675	diluted mirror purple bouncing watered-down Red Minotaur	1		
5676	skewed pool torpedo	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5677	steel-toed Ze&trade; goggles	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Familiar Effect: "Atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2012-05"
5678	soggy used band-aid	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5679	flame-retardant Rosewater's stylish swimsuit	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Hot Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 10", Last Available: "2012-05"
5680	lost key	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5681	immense moldy bouncing P.B.L.T.	10	crappy	
5682	note from Clancy	0		Skill: "Request Sandwich"
5683	BURT	0		
5684	handful of juicy garbage	0		
5685	red bugbear communicator badge	0		
5686	upside-down spinning quantum nanopolymer spider web	0		
5687	blinking bugbear autopsy tweezers	0		
5688	spinning razor-sharp UV monocular	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Single Equip
5689	drone self-destruct chip	0		
5690	tumbling Jeff Goldblum larva	0		
5691	pacification grenade	0		
5692	brainy quantum disintegrator pistol	0		Mysticality: +5
5693	wicked phase-tuned shield generator belt	0		Spell Damage: +5, Single Equip
5694	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	0		
5695	reassuring bugbear detector	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip
5696	bugbear purification pill	0		
5697	1 Meat	0		
5698	teal blinking frosty curative The Lost Glasses	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
5699	The Lost Pill Bottle	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5700	upside-down The Lost Comb	0		
5701	teal skewed Moping Artistic Goth Kid	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-06"
5702	mannequin	0		Familiar Weight: +5
5703	crayon shavings	0		Last Available: "2012-06"
5704	huge cyan wax bugbear	0		Last Available: "2012-06"
5705	fireproof arcane researcher's wax hat	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy", Last Available: "2012-06"
5706	nasty manspreader's wax pants	0		Monster Level: +10, Stench Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 12", Last Available: "2012-06"
5707	FDKOL commendation	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5708	triple-adjusted drop of water-37	0		Effect: "Fizzier Than Light", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2012-07"
5709	stanky Samson's fireman's helmet	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "cold atk", Last Available: "2012-07"
5712	steel-toed fire axe	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Last Available: "2012-07"
5713	ghostly asbestos-lined greasy Da Vinci's fire extinguisher	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2012-07"
5714	shaking FDKOL tattoo	0		
5715	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians	0		Skill: "Frigidalmatian", Last Available: "2012-07"
5716	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	0		Skill: "Frigidalmatian", Last Available: "2012-07"
5717	spoiled yellow FDKOL hotcakes	4	crappy	Last Available: "2012-07"
5718	huge purple hot egg	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5719	skewed smoking grass	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5720	rotten fiery wing	3	crappy	Last Available: "2012-07"
5721	inspector's dance instructor's wings of fire	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2012-07"
5722	upside-down foul-smelling FDKOL fire hose	0		Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-07"
5723	pressed double-modified bottle of fire	0		Effect: "You're Rubber", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2012-07"
5724	molten brick	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5725	hot daub	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5726	resourceful sinister hot daub bun	0		Spell Damage: +10, Maximum MP: +50, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 21", Last Available: "2012-07"
5727	dog trainer's hot daub stand of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 21", Last Available: "2012-07"
5728	scandalous arcane researcher's foot-long hot daub	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2012-07"
5729	ballpark hot daub	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5730	moldy angst burger	3	crappy	
5731	bad enchanted 5-hour acrimony	4	decent	Effect: "The Strength... of the Future", Effect Duration: 25
5732	pulsating blank note	0		
5733	ghostly eerily silent box	0		
5734	flavorless blurry forbidden sausage	3	decent	
5735	pulsating fuchsia Lord Flameface's cloak of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Swirl Cloak", Last Available: "2012-07"
5736	enhanced bouncing skewed Drizzlers&trade; Black Licorice	0		Effect: "Bananas!", Effect Duration: 42
5737	adjusted modified huge daub-breaker	0		Effect: "Tomato Power", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2020-09"
5738	ghostly banded Camp Scout backpack	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Softcore Only, Drops Items, Last Available: "2012-07"
5739	CSA fire-starting kit	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5740	rotten huge bag of GORP	3	crappy	Last Available: "2012-07"
5741	high-proof mediocre water purification pills	10	decent	Last Available: "2012-07"
5742	Camp Scout pup tent	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5743	weak artisanal CSA scoutmaster's &quot;water&quot;	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-07"
5744	super-sized rotten pulsating bag of GORF	5	crappy	Last Available: "2012-07"
5745	CSA discount card	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
5746	delicious bag of QWOP	4	awesome	Last Available: "2012-07"
5747	concentrated mirror CSA bravery badge	0		Effect: "Gobliny Flavor", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2012-07"
5748	CSA all-purpose soap	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5749	perfectly mixed triple-distilled CSA cheerfulness ration	8	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-07"
5750	CSA obedience grenade	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5751	Tales of the Word Realms	0		
5752	spoiled crappy brain	4	crappy	
5753	flavorless big decent brain	5	decent	
5754	tasty twirling good brain	4	awesome	
5755	adequate fancy boss brain	3	good	Effect: "Stop the Presses!", Effect Duration: 5
5756	special yummy hunter brain	3	awesome	Effect: "Ham-Fisted", Effect Duration: 35
5758	upside-down upside-down rosewater-soaked frightening supercool Staff of Holiday Sensations	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2011-11"
5759	Usain Bolt's mansplainer's staff	0		Monster Level: +15, Initiative: +80
5760	squat gravedigger's flame-wreathed lion tamer's staff	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +10
5761	greedy Jeselnik's hardened Staff of the Scummy Sink	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Sleaze Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +20, Slime Hates It: +1
5762	nose	0		
5763	prompt manspreader's Superhero Reboots	0		Monster Level: +10, Adventures: +3
5764	fuzzy busby of the blizzard of the sewer	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 32"
5765	greasy boxer's fuzzy earmuffs	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 32"
5766	wobbly blurry horrifying smelly lion tamer's fuzzy montera	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 32"
5767	pulsating Unagnimated Gnome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-08"
5768	bouncing gnomish swimmer's ears	0		Better Diver: +10, Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "underwater", Last Available: "2012-08"
5769	bouncing gnomish coal miner's lung	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "block", Last Available: "2012-08"
5770	narrow spinning gnomish tennis elbow	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "damage", Last Available: "2012-08"
5771	gnomish housemaid's kgnee	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "gain advs", Last Available: "2012-08"
5772	gnomish athlete's foot	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "delevel", Last Available: "2012-08"
5773	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	0		
5774	talkative skull	0		
5775	lime green bouncing fronts	0		Familiar Weight: +5
5776	Barney's rake of chilblains of the overflowing toilet	0		Cold Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +50
5778	adequate gigantic blue idiot brain	10	good	
5779	keel-haulin' knife of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50
5780	tumbling yellow smelly ice cream scoop	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10
5781	mediocre upside-down soft echo eyedrop antidote martini	4	decent	
5782	blinking morningwood plank	0		
5783	raging hardwood plank	0		
5784	gray weirdwood plank	0		
5785	green blurry thick caulk	0		
5786	hard screw	0		
5787	messy butt joint	0		
5788	gray smut orc keepsake box	0		
5789	mirror bubblin' crude	0		
5790	box of bear arms	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5791	experienced right bear arm of the businessman	0		Experience: +2, Meat Drop: +50, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Kodiak Moment", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Grizzly Scene", Last Available: "2012-09", Softcore Only: [1-path(Zombie Slayer)]
5792	MacGyver's baleful brainy left bear arm	0		Mysticality: +5, Spell Damage: +25, Maximum MP: +100, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bear-Backrub", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bear-ly Legal", Last Available: "2012-09", Softcore Only: [1-path(Zombie Slayer)]
5793	Hat O' Nine Tails of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25
5794	enhanced Enchanted Plunger	0		Effect: "Violent Night", Effect Duration: 46
5795	pickled polymerized quantum yellow Enchanted Flyswatter	0		Effect: "Super Speed", Effect Duration: 52
5796	triple-moist Gearhead Goo	0		Effect: "The Moxie of LOV", Effect Duration: 16
5797	polymerized denatured tarnished Missing Eye Simulation Device	0		Effect: "Sugary World View", Effect Duration: 61
5798	double-oxidized frozen huge huge Gnollish Crossdress	0		Effect: "Ancient Protected", Effect Duration: 17
5799	polymerized pressed eldritch dough	0		Effect: "A View to Some Meat", Effect Duration: 55
5800	galvanized upside-down Charity's choker	0		Effect: "The Real Deal", Effect Duration: 28
5801	dry triple-wet Smart Bone Dust	0		Effect: "Gr8ness", Effect Duration: 36
5802	extra-adjusted alkaline anodized perpendicular guano	0		Effect: "Chunky", Effect Duration: 27
5803	liquefied cold-filtered White Chocolate Golem Seeds	0		Effect: "Wings of the Grasshopper", Effect Duration: 44
5804	adjusted jittery Shivering Ch&egrave;vre	0		Effect: "Hoity Toity", Effect Duration: 35
5805	activated wet colloidal breath mint	0		Effect: "Fustulent", Effect Duration: 60
5806	adjusted muesli	0		Effect: "Fortunate Resolve", Effect Duration: 27
5807	aerosolized concentrated upside-down glass of warm milk	0		Effect: "Purpose", Effect Duration: 35
5808	modified glass of gnat milk	0		Effect: "Cold-Blooded Warm Fuzzies", Effect Duration: 49
5809	polymerized pulsating Knob Goblin Mutagen	0		Effect: "Carrrsmic", Effect Duration: 15
5810	unsweetened flattened colloidal narrow cyan bouncing Tears of the Quiet Healer	0		Effect: "Oh Hamlet Hamlet Hamlet Hamlet", Effect Duration: 53
5811	galvanized frozen pulsating tube of lipstick	0		Effect: "Adapt to Change Eventually", Effect Duration: 25
5812	wet lime green mirror pulsating skelelton spine	0		Effect: "Can't Smell Nothin'", Effect Duration: 52
5813	alkaline non-vacuum-sealed blue skewed squat smut orc sunglasses	0		Effect: "Icy Demeanor", Effect Duration: 38
5814	magnetized purple blob of acid	0		Effect: "Sugary Tongue", Effect Duration: 40
5815	polymerized diffused flayed mind	0		Effect: "Brother Flying Burrito's Blessing", Effect Duration: 18
5816	irradiated pickled cyan kobold kibble	0		Effect: "All Glory To the Toad", Effect Duration: 67
5817	concentrated pressed forest spirit rattle	0		Effect: "Mystic Circle", Effect Duration: 59
5818	deionized vacuum-sealed Stone Golem pebbles	0		Effect: "In the Limelight", Effect Duration: 63
5819	dry anodized gravy fairy warlock hat	0		Effect: "Mmmmmelon", Effect Duration: 18
5820	colloidal nitrogenated wobbly bull blubber	0		Effect: "Overstimulated", Effect Duration: 11
5821	magnetized frog lip-print	0		Effect: "Pride of the Vampire", Effect Duration: 15
5822	warmed alkaline spinning narrow gazely stare	0		Effect: "Pasty", Effect Duration: 13
5823	polarized cold-filtered super-activated canopic jar	0		Effect: "Clean-Shaven", Effect Duration: 11
5824	extra-alkaline corrupted bouncing clove-flavored lip balm	0		Effect: "Sticks and Stones", Effect Duration: 62
5825	polarized Skullery Maid's Knee	0		Effect: "Employee of the Month", Effect Duration: 61
5826	activated zombie hollandaise	0		Effect: "Sweet and Red", Effect Duration: 56
5827	altered maroon skeletal banana	0		Effect: "You Ate Some Hemp Candy", Effect Duration: 57
5828	extra-Vulcanized enhanced gilt perfume bottle	0		Effect: "Cockroach Scurry", Effect Duration: 63
5829	colloidal janglin' bones	0		Effect: "Rosewater Mark", Effect Duration: 16
5830	triple-electrified pygmy papers	0		Effect: "The Halls of Muscularity", Effect Duration: 18
5831	tarnished maroon wobbly pygmy dart	0		Effect: "It Tickles!  It Tickles!", Effect Duration: 25
5832	modified secret mummy herbs and spices	0		Effect: "Here to Kick Ass", Effect Duration: 61
5833	modified galvanized brigand brittle	0		Effect: "Aspect of the Twinklefairy", Effect Duration: 20
5834	extra-denatured aerosolized blinking holistic headache remedy	0		Effect: "Buggy Flavor", Effect Duration: 45
5835	quadruple-corrupted vacuum-sealed scrunchie tourniquet	0		Effect: "Horrid, Torrid", Effect Duration: 65
5836	chilled spinning jittery embezzler's oil	0		Effect: "Angry like the Wolf", Effect Duration: 55
5837	anodized quantum skewed Fu Manchu Wax	0		Effect: "Anytwo Five Elevenis?", Effect Duration: 53
5838	frozen Iiti Kitty Gumdrop	0		Effect: "Wreathed in Merriment", Effect Duration: 53
5839	warmed aerosolized nitrogenated blurry ravenous eye	0		Effect: "Thanksgot", Effect Duration: 27
5840	galvanized boiled Rogue Windmill Rouge	0		Effect: "Peppermint Bite", Effect Duration: 55
5841	Vulcanized denatured activated A muse-bouche	0		Effect: "Become Superficially interested", Effect Duration: 59
5842	energized triple-anodized spinning toothbrush	0		Effect: "Yet tea", Effect Duration: 60
5843	tarnished galvanized narrow pirate cream pie	0		Effect: "Vitali Tea", Effect Duration: 17
5844	anodized blinking una poca de gracia	0		Effect: "Tingly Wrists", Effect Duration: 21
5845	Vulcanized dry compressed air canister	0		Effect: "Pie in the Sky", Effect Duration: 35
5846	vacuum-sealed purple salt water taffy	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Hot Linguine", Effect Duration: 54
5847	tarnished polymerized unholy water	0		Effect: "Piratey Flavor", Effect Duration: 46
5848	unsweetened skewed red Bangyomaman battle juice	0		Effect: "Celestial Body", Effect Duration: 17
5849	extra-quantum gray narrow handyman &quot;hand soap&quot;	0		Effect: "Patent Avarice", Effect Duration: 26
5850	galvanized dry moist space marine flash grenade	0		Effect: "Bustle Hustlin'", Effect Duration: 46
5851	deionized skewed temporary tribal tattoo	0		Effect: "Amorous Avarice", Effect Duration: 55
5852	unsweetened triple-modified oil-filled donut	0		Effect: "Scrappy, Shadowy", Effect Duration: 50
5853	vacuum-sealed boiled tumbling stick-on gnome beard	0		Effect: "Witch's Brood", Effect Duration: 58
5854	colloidal triple-warmed wobbly BRICKO stud	0		Effect: "Barking Mad", Effect Duration: 19
5855	chilled activated skewed Osk'r Chow	0		Effect: "Sagittarius Rising", Effect Duration: 60
5856	cold-filtered Scuba Snack	0		Effect: "Can Has Cyborger", Effect Duration: 62
5857	vacuum-sealed triple-alkaline polymerized grey cube	0		Effect: "Ticking Clock", Effect Duration: 55
5858	concentrated ghostly votive candle	0		Effect: "Cold Hands", Effect Duration: 27
5859	Vulcanized frozen booby trap	0		Effect: "Salt Rockin'", Effect Duration: 36
5860	oxidized wet narrow Agent Corrigan's cigarette	0		Effect: "Alchemical, Brother", Effect Duration: 15
5861	ionized ionized flattened good ash	0		Effect: "Stinky Weapon", Effect Duration: 12
5862	Tome of Rad Libs	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-09", Skill: "Summon Rad Libs"
5863	Rad Lib	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5864	papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; glob	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5865	non-colloidal pickled papier-mochi	0		Effect: "Fizzier Than Light", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2012-09"
5866	vacuum-sealed papier-m&acirc;chaeranthera	0		Effect: "Cosmic Flavor", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2012-09"
5867	non-energized energized jittery skewed narrow papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; toothpicks	0		Effect: "Enraged", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2012-09"
5868	inspector's asbestos-lined papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute;te	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +15, Alters Page Text, Last Available: "2012-09"
5869	jittery fuchsia supercool papier-m&acirc;chine gun of the overflowing toilet	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Alters Page Text, Last Available: "2012-09"
5870	tumbling resourceful stylish papier-masque	0		Moxie: +25, Maximum MP: +50, Single Equip, Alters Page Text, Last Available: "2012-09"
5871	squat medical-grade papier-mitre of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Alters Page Text, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-09"
5872	papier-m&acirc;churidars of the brazier of the businessman	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +50, Alters Page Text, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-09"
5873	squat papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; plaque	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5874	papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; handle	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5875	pulsating bouncing papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; base	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5876	jittery papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; bowl	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5877	blinking papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; trophy pi&ntilde;ata	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5878	purple smooth Rainbow Jello Mould	0		Moxie: +15
5879	Pete & Jackie's Dragon Tooth Emporium Catalog	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5880	green packet of dragon's teeth	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5881	skeleton	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5882	Oprah's skeleton skis of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: 90, Item Drop: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-10"
5883	normal wobbly skeleton quiche	3	good	Last Available: "2012-10"
5884	ghostly skeletal scabbard	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-10"
5885	skeletal skiff	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5886	red executive thinker's Bonestabber of Leguizamo of the overflowing toilet	0		Mysticality: +10, Monster Level: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2012-10"
5887	bad crystal skeleton vodka	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-10"
5888	Lazybones&trade; recliner	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5889	Rosewater's auxiliary backbone	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Last Available: "2012-10"
5890	skulldozer egg	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5891	tumbling gray ribcage rollcage	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-10"
5892	irradiated huge that gum you like	0		Effect: "Adventurer's Best Friendship", Effect Duration: 11
5893	dreaming Jung man	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12"
5894	bouncing Little Crimson Book	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
5895	olive wobbly avatar of the Unconscious Collective	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12"
5896	blurry canary nightlight	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
5897	distilled bouncing Unconscious Collective Dream Jar	1	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
5898	cyan jar of psychoses (The Suspicious-Looking Guy)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5899	maroon jar of psychoses (The Captain of the Gourd)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5900	jar of psychoses (The Crackpot Mystic)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5901	jar of psychoses (The Old Man)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5902	jar of psychoses (The Pretentious Artist)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5903	jar of psychoses (The Meatsmith)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5905	shaking jar of psychoses (Jick)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5906	pixel pill	0		
5907	pixel energy tank	0		
5908	bouncing ChibiBuddy&trade; (on)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5909	rosy-cheeked wedding ring of Leguizamo	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Monster Level: +20, Single Equip
5910	deactivated nanobots	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-11"
5911	shaking nanorhino credit card	0		Last Available: "2012-11"
5912	Oprah's weightlifter's Solstice Shield	0		Muscle: +15, Maximum MP Percent: +50
5913	nitrogenated activated candy sushi set	0		Effect: "Educated (Kinda)", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2012-12"
5914	enhanced sweet mochi ball	0		Effect: "Leash of Linguini", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2012-12"
5915	extra-polarized chilled beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "Ooh, Bitter!", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2012-12"
5916	electrified teal sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "Jerky, Boy", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2012-12"
5917	alkaline gray cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "Kernel Panic!", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2012-12"
5918	flame-wreathed plastic animelf	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5919	plastic ChibiBuddy&trade; of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Last Available: "2012-12"
5920	shaking plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2012-12"
5921	MacGyver's plastic Uncle Crimboku	0		Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2012-12"
5922	Oprah's plastic MechaElf	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2012-12"
5923	plastic ingot	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5924	electrical thingamabob	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5925	ChibiBuddy&trade; (off)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5926	green pulsating BittyCar MeatCar	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5927	bouncing BittyCar HotCar	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5928	MacGyver's brainwave-controlled unicorn horn	0		Maximum MP: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Uni-Gore", Familiar Effect: "atk, 5xVolley, cap 2", Last Available: "2012-12"
5929	bubble-wrap simulator	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5930	blind-packed capsule toy	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5931	Jack Frost's Temple Grandin's plastic four-shadowed mime of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Weight: +7, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5932	twirling MacGyver's plastic Bugbear Captain of mayonnaise	0		Maximum MP: +100, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5933	zippy curative plastic Rene C. Corman	0		Initiative: +20, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5934	hale Sinatra's plastic Lord Flameface	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum HP: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5935	friendly plastic Beebee King	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2012-12"
5936	slick plastic Queen Bee	0		Moxie: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5937	stanky plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
5938	shaking horrifying plastic Clancy the Minstrel	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
5939	huge plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2012-12"
5940	friendly plastic spiderbugbear	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2012-12"
5941	blurry mirror beefy plastic peacannon	0		Muscle: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5942	frosty plastic the Free Man	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5943	bouncing upside-down Jack Frost's plastic fire servant	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2012-12"
5944	stanky plastic mumblebee	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
5945	personal trainer's plastic moneybee	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5946	mansplainer's plastic beebee gunners	0		Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2012-12"
5947	Sinatra's plastic beebee queue	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5948	skewed brainy plastic buzzerker	0		Mysticality: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5949	extremely unsafe plastic bee swarm	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2012-12"
5950	occult plastic batbugbear	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
5951	huge stiffened plastic bugaboo	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Last Available: "2012-12"
5952	plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2012-12"
5953	twirling Van der Graaf plastic ops bugbear	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2012-12"
5954	supercharged plastic hypodermic bugbear	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2012-12"
5955	plastic cavebugbear of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2012-12"
5956	baleful plastic Norville Rogers	0		Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
5957	educational plastic Scott the Miner	0		Experience: +1, Last Available: "2012-12"
5958	plastic angry space marine of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5959	plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Last Available: "2012-12"
5960	huge wicked plastic Father McGruber	0		Spell Damage: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5961	blue veiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist	0		Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5962	upside-down crafty plastic blazing bat	0		Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5963	tumbling forbidden Fonzie's electronic dulcimer pants	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play Hog Fiddle", Familiar Effect: "8xPotato, cap 2", Last Available: "2012-12"
5964	pulsating A-Boo clue	0		
5965	beefy Frown Exerciser of James Dean	0		Muscle: +10, Experience (Moxie): +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5966	huge yellow soul monocle	0		Single Equip
5967	soul doorbell	0		
5968	soul coin	0		
5969	bouncing soul knife	0		
5970	olive boxer's soul mask	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Single Equip
5971	record of infuriating silence	0		Skill: "Silent Slam", Last Available: "2012-10"
5972	jittery pulsating record of infuriating silence (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Slam", Last Available: "2012-10"
5973	pulsating record of tranquil silence	0		Skill: "Silent Squirt", Last Available: "2012-10"
5974	narrow record of tranquil silence (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Squirt", Last Available: "2012-10"
5975	record of menacing silence	0		Skill: "Silent Slice", Last Available: "2012-10"
5976	teal record of menacing silence (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Slice", Last Available: "2012-10"
5977	spinning coward's Jim Carey's veiny silent beret	0		Maximum HP: +10, Monster Level: 5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 3"
5978	gigantic spoiled slice of pizza	9	crappy	Last Available: "2013-02"
5979	huge coin	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5980	cartoon heart	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5981	wobbly star	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5982	hand-crafted watered-down tankard of ale	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-02"
5983	vial of holy water	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5984	asbestos-lined smartaleck's cloth cap of the cheetah	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Hot Resistance: +5, Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-02"
5985	tumbling ruddy occult sinister iron dagger	0		Spell Damage: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2013-02"
5986	bland hamburger	4	decent	Last Available: "2013-02"
5987	dollar-sign bag	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5988	tumbling fuchsia potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5989	potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5990	spirit-forward bad bottle of wine	5	decent	Last Available: "2013-02"
5991	round bomb	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5992	Usain Bolt's friendly occult iron helmet	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Weight: +3, Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-02"
5993	rosewater-soaked stylish steel sword of Tarzan	0		Moxie: +25, Experience (Muscle): +3, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2013-02"
5994	half-sized decent whole roasted chicken	2	good	Last Available: "2013-02"
5995	wobbly massive gemstone	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5996	yellow extra-strength potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5997	spinning mirror potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5998	mediocre yellow narrow shining goblet	4	decent	Last Available: "2013-02"
5999	fireball	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6000	shaking shaking crafty dance instructor's crown of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum MP: +10, Familiar Effect: "3xGhoul, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-02"
6001	huge chilly medical-grade sword of doom	0		Cold Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2013-02"
6002	friendly vibrating Samson's Helm of the Scream Emperor	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xFairy, cap 30", Last Available: "2013-02"
6003	greedy chaotic wizardly Cloak of Dire Shadows	0		Mysticality: +25, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2013-02"
6004	sizzling Sinatra's beefy Sword of Dark Omens	0		Muscle: +10, Experience (Moxie): +5, Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-02"
6005	prompt horrifying personal trainer's Shield of Icy Fate	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Spooky Damage: +25, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2013-02"
6006	flame-wreathed Greaves of the Murk Lord of the ox of mayonnaise	0		Muscle: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 30", Last Available: "2013-02"
6007	huge tumbling forbidden personal trainer's Gauntlets of the Blood Moon of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-02"
6008	spinning sizzling sinister Boots of Twilight Whispers of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Spell Damage: +10, Hot Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-02"
6009	greedy extremely unsafe Belt of Howling Anger of vim and vigor	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-02"
6010	spinning wizardly logging hatchet	0		Mysticality: +25
6011	spinning avaricious orc wrist	0		Meat Drop: +30
6012	jittery freshwater pearl necklace of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15
6013	purple coward's orcish stud-finder of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Monster Level: -20
6014	screwing pooch of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50
6015	vacuum-sealed vacuum-sealed orcish hand lotion	0		Effect: "Boletus Swoletus", Effect Duration: 64
6016	Vulcanized fuchsia shaking orcish rubber	0		Effect: "Oily Flavor", Effect Duration: 49
6017	ionized diffused spinning orcish nailing lube	0		Effect: "Super Vision", Effect Duration: 40
6018	triple-distilled artisanal mirror backwoods screwdriver	6	EPIC	
6019	vibrating loadstone	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10
6020	spinning healthy Claybender glasses of doom	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
6021	cyan Temple Grandin's Duskwalker fangs of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Familiar Weight: +7
6022	Space Tourist Phaser	0		
6023	boxer's Whoompa Fur Pants of the sewer	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 27"
6024	Whatsian Ionic Pliers of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25
6025	denatured quantum Polysniff Perfume	0		Effect: "Pecan Pied Piper", Effect Duration: 28
6026	Duskwalker syringe	0		
6027	gray blinking Space Tours Tripple	0		
6028	Battlie Light Saver	0		
6029	T.U.R.D.S. Key	0		
6030	mirror cyan arcane researcher's dress pants	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, cap 28"
6031	badge of authority of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Single Equip
6032	auspicious brawny motorcycle boots	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip
6033	blurry wobbly nippy Van der Graaf stolen necklace	0		Cold Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
6034	Jim Carey's arcane researcher's troll britches	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Monster Level: +25, Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, cap 28"
6035	extra-aerosolized bouncing blinking wobbly vial of The Glistening	0		Effect: "Eggs-tra Sensory Perception", Effect Duration: 42
6036	irresponsibly strong hand-crafted olive artisanal limoncello	8	EPIC	
6037	spinning ginger ale	0		
6038	half-sized yummy incredible pizza	2	awesome	
6039	Socratic oil cap of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Familiar Effect: "cap 28"
6040	oil lamp of the pedagogue of the sweet-tooth	0		Experience: +3, Candy Drop: +100
6041	oil slacks of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 30"
6042	ghostly spinning studded oil pan	0		Damage Absorption: +80
6043	boid	0		
6044	spinning woim	0		
6045	Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	0		
6046	BittyCar SoulCar	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6047	greasy cool Misty Cloak	0		Moxie: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
6048	teal shellacked Misty Robe of Gandalf	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Spell Critical Percent: +20
6049	wobbly mirror friendly MacGyver's Misty Cape of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Maximum MP: +100, Familiar Weight: +3
6050	woimbook	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6051	squat Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6052	stale Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-12"
6053	lousy high-proof Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	6	decent	Last Available: "2012-12"
6054	energized Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	0		Effect: "stats.enq", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2012-12"
6055	psychoanalytic jar	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6056	skewed The Sword in the Steak	0		Last Available: "2013-12", Wiki Name: "The Sword in the Steak (item)"
6057	executive Meatcleaver of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2013-12"
6058	auspicious Crimbo Elf bobble-head	0		Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
6059	narrow upside-down teal ribald Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
6060	pulsating narrow fuchsia Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2012-12"
6061	green mansplainer's Crimbo tree flocker	0		Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2012-12"
6062	blurry Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2012-12"
6063	upside-down narrow personal trainer's Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
6064	upside-down sharp tin strip	0		
6065	wad of spider silk	0		
6066	goblin collarbone	0		
6067	wobbly quilted razor-sharp Truthsayer	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Damage Absorption: +40, Last Available: "2013-12"
6068	loose blade	0		
6069	goblin bone hilt	0		
6070	sword blade	0		
6071	blue Thinknerd's Grimoire of Geeky Gifts	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12", Skill: "Summon Geeky Gifts"
6072	spinning confusing LED clock	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6073	warmed dry haggis-infused soap	0		Effect: "Fruited", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2012-12"
6074	Vulcanized extra-deionized cold-filtered twirling magicberry tablets	0		Effect: "Rootin' Around", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2012-12"
6075	moist 37x37x37 puzzle cube	0		Effect: "Educated (Sorta)", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2012-12"
6076	fancy drinkable McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	4	good	Effect: "Lemony Goodness", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2012-12"
6077	rotten blinking tumbling haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis	3	crappy	Last Available: "2012-12"
6078	home robotics kit	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6079	school calculator watch	0		Last Available: "2012-12", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.25
6080	shaking haggis socks of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Haggis Kick", Last Available: "2012-12"
6081	airblaster gun	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Air Blast", Last Available: "2012-12"
6082	Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6083	actual reality goggles	0		Single Equip, Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12"
6084	lime green mirror Mr. Haggis	0		Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2012-12"
6085	magnetic sculpture kit	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6086	Microplushie: Otakulone of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Last Available: "2012-12"
6087	electrified Microplushie: Hippylase	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2012-12"
6088	wholesome Microplushie: Bropane	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
6089	Microplushie: Sororitrate of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2012-12"
6090	cyan electrified Microplushie: Gothochondria	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2012-12"
6091	frightening Microplushie: Raverdrine	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
6092	Microplushie: Hobomosome of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
6093	aromatic Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2012-12"
6094	Microplushie: Dorkonide of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
6095	scorching Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	0		Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
6096	Samson's Microplushie: Hipsterine	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
6097	classy monkey	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6098	cyan gourd potion	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6099	brainy Thinknerd T-Shirt	0		Mysticality: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
6100	blinking pile of useless robot parts	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6101	tumbling homemade robot	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6102	homemade robot gear	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6103	red narrow Artist's Whisk of Misery	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6104	Artist's Butterknife of Regret	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6105	huge Artist's Spatula of Despair	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6106	pulsating Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6107	Artist's Cr&egrave;me Brul&eacute;e Torch of Fury	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6108	jittery frosty arcane researcher's Ginsu&trade;	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6109	bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6110	bubble-wrap simulator (half broken)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6111	twirling bubble-wrap simulator (one button left)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6112	purple zaibatsu lobby card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6113	zaibatsu level 1 card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6114	gray zaibatsu level 2 card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6115	zaibatsu level 3 card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6116	CEO office card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6117	ghostly test site key	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6118	goggles	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6119	narrow abacus	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6120	bonsai tree	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6121	high-proof acceptable teal Chinese beer	8	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
6122	cat statue	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6123	blurry rhinoceros horn	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6124	furry pink pillow	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6125	unsweetened frozen corrupted bottle of limeade	0		Effect: "Become Superficially interested", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2013-12"
6126	Fonzie's Newton's novelty tattoo sleeves	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Experience (Moxie): +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6127	pair of rhinoceros horns	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6128	shaking blurry furry brown pillow	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6129	mirror razor-sharp makeshift yakuza mask	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6130	blue piece	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6131	toy taijijian	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6132	battery	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6133	upside-down razor-sharp smooth White Dragon Fang of Tarzan	0		Moxie: +15, Experience (Muscle): +3, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6134	skewed deadly butterfly knife	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6135	tube of herbal ointment	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6136	pencil kunai	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6137	thinker's weighted paperclip chain	0		Mysticality: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6138	great capacitor	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6139	perfumed rubber gloves	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6140	blurry Chinese curse words	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6141	upside-down triad summoning scroll	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6142	half-sized special moldy roasted duck	2	crappy	Effect: "Robocamo", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2013-12"
6143	bland dead meat bun	3	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
6144	brawny cat collar	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6145	blurry personal trainer's suspicious-looking fedora of the overflowing toilet	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 15", Last Available: "2013-12"
6147	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6148	bouncing Deactivated MiniMechaElf	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6149	squat MiniMechaElf Laser Punch Missile Launcher	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6150	teal Snow Suit	0		Familiar Weight: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2013-01"
6151	spinning gray carrot nose	0		Last Available: "2013-01"
6152	bite-sized flavorless spinning carrot cake	1	decent	Last Available: "2013-01"
6153	irresponsibly strong bad carrot claret	7	decent	Last Available: "2013-01"
6154	distilled upside-down carrot juice	1	awesome	Last Available: "2013-01"
6155	twirling pixel power cell	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6156	flickering pixel	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6157	Byte of vim and vigor of horror	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6158	squat anger blaster of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Rage Flame", Last Available: "2013-12"
6159	squat doubt cannon of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Doubt Shackles", Last Available: "2013-12"
6160	sharpshooter's fear condenser	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fear Vapor", Last Available: "2013-12"
6161	asbestos-lined regret hose	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tear Wave", Last Available: "2013-12"
6162	Young Man's Crew Sequester	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6163	Young Man's Cargo Load	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6164	horrifying energetic commodore's hat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2013-12"
6165	lightning-fast naval trousers	0		Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato", Last Available: "2013-12"
6166	greedy sizzling deck cannon	0		Hot Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6167	ornamental sextant of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6168	wool strapping Bloodbath	0		Muscle: +5, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2013-12"
6169	weak tolerable Hundred Headed IPA	2	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
6170	stale chum	4	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
6171	galvanized purple crude crudit&eacute;s	0		Effect: "Retrograde Relaxation", Effect Duration: 27
6172	warmed chilled candy crayons	0		Effect: "Brother Flying Burrito's Blessing", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2020-09"
6173	educational pixel grappling hook of doom	0		Experience: +1, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
6174	GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6175	GameInformPowerDailyPro walkthru	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6176	cosmic egg	0		
6177	cosmic dough	0		
6178	cosmic vegetable	0		
6179	purple cosmic cheese	0		
6180	pulsating blue cosmic potted meat product	0		
6181	cosmic potato	0		
6182	cosmic cream	0		
6183	green cosmic fruit	0		
6184	shaking stylish Jarlsberg's hat of the brute of the brazier	0		Moxie: +25, Muscle Percent: +30, Hot Spell Damage: +25
6185	big normal narrow consummate hard-boiled egg	5	good	
6186	snack-sized tasty consummate fried egg	2	awesome	
6187	normal consummate egg salad	3	good	
6188	moldy consummate bagel	4	crappy	
6189	massive flavorless consummate sliced bread	9	decent	
6190	adequate consummate hot dog bun	4	good	
6191	special adequate consummate brownie	3	good	Effect: "Robocamo", Effect Duration: 45
6192	spoiled gigantic bouncing consummate toast	8	crappy	
6193	tolerable tumbling passable stout	3	good	
6194	fancy moldy consummate soup	3	crappy	Effect: "Eye of the Lihc", Effect Duration: 20
6195	moldy teal consummate corn chips	4	crappy	
6196	flavorless consummate salad	3	decent	
6197	normal consummate salsa	3	good	
6198	massive stale consummate sauerkraut	6	decent	
6199	tasty pulsating consummate cheese slice	3	awesome	
6200	spoiled consummate melted cheese	4	crappy	
6201	thick tasty consummate bacon	5	awesome	
6202	toothsome consummate meatloaf	3	awesome	
6203	rotten ghostly consummate steak	3	crappy	
6204	toothsome consummate cuts	4	awesome	
6205	moldy consummate frankfurter	3	crappy	
6206	normal yellow consummate french fries	3	good	
6207	gigantic normal consummate baked potato	9	good	
6208	bad acceptable vodka	4	decent	
6209	bland miniature lime green consummate ice cream	2	decent	
6210	tasty thick consummate whipped cream	5	awesome	
6211	bland immense consummate cream	8	decent	
6212	jumbo normal consummate strawberries	5	good	
6213	stale low-calorie consummate sorbet	1	decent	
6214	smooth adequate rum	4	awesome	
6215	hand-crafted mediocre lager	3	EPIC	
6216	small stale shaking immaculate grilled cheese	2	decent	
6217	snack-sized stale squat immaculate ice cream sandwich	2	decent	
6218	normal immense enchanted immaculate hot dog	6	good	Effect: "Devil Inside", Effect Duration: 50
6219	bland low-calorie pulsating immaculate egg salad sandwich	1	decent	
6220	thick rotten perfect sandwich	5	crappy	
6221	low-calorie stale skewed perfect chef salad	1	decent	
6222	adequate red skewed perfect breakfast	4	good	
6223	adequate sublime deluxe hot dog	4	good	
6224	adequate blue sublime stew	4	good	
6225	stale sublime nachos	3	decent	
6226	tiny moldy Ultimate Breakfast Sandwich	1	crappy	
6227	spoiled blinking Loaded Baked Potato	3	crappy	
6228	spoiled Omega Sundae	3	crappy	
6229	watered-down drinkable fuchsia twirling Das Sauerlager	2	good	
6230	hand-crafted Bologna Lambic	3	EPIC	
6231	mediocre triple-distilled Vodka Dog	10	decent	
6232	artisanal practically non-alcoholic Disappointed Russian	1	super ultra EPIC	
6233	spirit-forward tolerable Chunky Mary	5	good	
6234	lousy blue Nachojito	3	decent	
6235	enchanted acceptable watered-down Le Roi	2	good	Effect: "Radiated and Grodiated", Effect Duration: 25
6236	smooth spirit-forward Over Easy Rider	5	awesome	
6237	yellow cosmic six-pack	0		
6239	deionized quantum cube of ectoplasm	0		Effect: "Pumped Up", Effect Duration: 40
6240	flattened magnetized tumbling upside-down Illuminati earpiece	0		Effect: "Shot in the Arse", Effect Duration: 32
6241	quadruple-galvanized tarnished narrow censored can label	0		Effect: "Memories of Puppy Love", Effect Duration: 51
6242	dry pressed twirling fuchsia ectoplasm <i>au jus</i>	0		Effect: "Action", Effect Duration: 36
6243	unsweetened the kindest cut	0		Effect: "Patent Prevention", Effect Duration: 62
6244	quantum ionized cat's paw	0		Effect: "Clyde's Blessing", Effect Duration: 32
6245	double-corrupted warmed ASCII fu manchu	0		Effect: "Gingerbread Robust", Effect Duration: 21
6246	extra-cold-filtered bouncing demonic surgical gloves	0		Effect: "Spell Transfer Complete", Effect Duration: 46
6247	denatured electrified blurry shaking clip-on ninja tie	0		Effect: "The Dinsey Spirit", Effect Duration: 29
6248	improved gamer slurry	0		Effect: "Punch Another Day", Effect Duration: 22
6249	dungeoneering kit	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6250	Jack Frost's dog trainer's vibrating hale numberwang of wisdom of the empath	0		Mysticality: +15, Maximum HP: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (familiar): +1, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
6251	diffused quantum double-tarnished maroon jittery scroll of Protection from Bad Stuff	0		Effect: "Chilblains of the Corn", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2013-02"
6252	enhanced super-magnetized scroll of Puddingskin	0		Effect: "Flaming Weapon", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2013-02"
6253	Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb	0		Skill: "Walberg's Dim Bulb"
6254	Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot	0		Skill: "Singer's Faithful Ocelot"
6255	Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise	0		Skill: "Drescher's Annoying Noise"
6256	dried gelatinous cube	0		
6257	blinking pile of dungeon junk	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6258	Sherlock's scandalous clever thinker's Staff of the Healthy Breakfast	0		Mysticality: +10, Maximum MP: +20, Sleaze Damage: +5, Item Drop: +25, Jiggle: "Recover Some HP"
6259	inspector's Samson's experienced Staff of the Staff of Life of terror	0		Experience: +2, Experience (Muscle): +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +15, Jiggle: "Full HP Recovery"
6260	huge nippy coward's Staff of the Light Lunch of Flo-Jo	0		Monster Level: -20, Cold Damage: +10, Initiative: +100, Jiggle: "Deal Some Cold Damage"
6261	manspreader's Fonzie's Staff of the Standalone Cheese of the blizzard	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Monster Level: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Jiggle: "Banish opponent for the rest of the day"
6262	ribald smelly Staff of the Hearty Dinner of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Jiggle: "Weaken Bad Guy"
6263	miser's scorching hale Staff of the All-Steak	0		Maximum HP: +20, Hot Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +10, Jiggle: "Massive Bonus to Item Drops"
6264	bouncing clever rosy-cheeked Staff of Fruit Salad of extreme caution	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +20, Monster Level: -25, Jiggle: "Deal Some Prismatic Damage"
6265	twirling lard-coated Staff of the Cream of the Cream of the storm of Gandalf	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Jiggle: "Attune to Monster's Essence"
6266	jar of protein powder	0		
6267	rotten grain of protein powder	3	crappy	
6268	deionized deionized pec oil	0		Effect: "Rushin' Hands", Effect Duration: 67
6269	gray smooth gym membership card	0		Moxie: +15
6270	Vulcanized double-ionized Squat-Thrust Magazine	0		Effect: "Jaba&ntilde;ero Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 58
6271	massive dumbbell	0		
6272	Temple Grandin's resourceful penguin keychain	0		Maximum MP: +50, Familiar Weight: +7
6273	anodized twirling O'RLY manual	0		Effect: "Danish Cunning", Effect Duration: 41
6274	perfectly mixed open sauce	3	EPIC	
6275	spinning wobbly savvy turkey leg of courage	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Spooky Resistance: +3
6276	smooth jittery Ye Olde Meade	4	awesome	
6277	adjusted polarized tumbling olive tumbling Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick	0		Effect: "Strength of Ten Ettins", Effect Duration: 19
6278	wobbly Ye Olde Medieval Insult	0		
6279	forbidden pewter claymore	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50
6280	frosty artisanal rice peeler	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
6281	bland heirloom grape tomato	4	decent	
6282	jittery chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli	0		
6283	squat electrified brown felt tophat	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6284	gear	0		
6285	lightning-fast grievous Mark I Steam-Hat	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6286	teal Oprah's steel-toed studded Mark II Steam-Hat	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6287	coward's Jim Carey's healthy Mark III Steam-Hat of temperance	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Monster Level: 5, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6288	careful Fonzie's sage Mark IV Steam-Hat of the dark arts of the blizzard	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience (Moxie): +1, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Monster Level: -10, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6289	crafty Socratic brainy beefcake's Mark V Steam-Hat of the boozehound	0		Muscle: +25, Mysticality: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum MP: +10, Booze Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Death Ray", Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6290	red steam-powered model rocketship	0		
6291	auspicious careful punk rock jacket	0		Monster Level: -10, Item Drop: +10
6292	red chaotic experienced safety pin	0		Experience: +2, Spell Critical Percent: +10
6293	bland miniature stolen sushi	2	decent	
6294	very overdue library book	0		
6295	drum 'n' bass 'n' drum 'n' bass record	0		
6296	cosmic bucket	0		Free Pull
6297	fragment of Jarlsberg's soul	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-06"
6298	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	0		
6299	huge model airship	0		
6300	pressed quantum red Super Weight-Gain 9000	0		Effect: "Yes, Can Haz", Effect Duration: 21
6301	irradiated colloidal possibility potion	0		Effect: "Eyes All Black", Effect Duration: 63
6302	blinking eleven-foot pole	0		
6303	ring of Detect Boring Doors	0		
6304	narrow supercharged forbidden dangerous Jarlsberg's pan (Cosmic portal mode) of vim and vigor of the sewer	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Jarlsberg)]
6305	careful quilted padded Socratic Jarlsberg's pan of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Damage Absorption: 60, Monster Level: -10, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Jarlsberg)]
6306	Cosmic Calorie	0		Last Available: "2013-03"
6307	modified wet skewed celestial olive oil	0		Effect: "Leash of Linguini", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2013-03"
6308	nitrogenated adjusted celestial carrot juice	0		Effect: "Stinky Weapon", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2013-03"
6309	electrified frozen celestial au jus	0		Effect: "Stench Jellied", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2013-03"
6310	improved vacuum-sealed pulsating blinking celestial squid ink	0		Effect: "The Real Deal", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2013-03"
6311	ghostly lime green wholesome Uncle Buck	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Softcore Only
6312	crate of fish meat	0		
6313	shaking damp wallet	0		
6314	pipe	0		Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 10
6315	Fonzie's SCUBA tank of horror	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Adventure Underwater
6316	fuchsia greasy sinister deep six-shooter	0		Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
6317	tumbling executive Jack Frost's sea chaps	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xBarrr"
6318	occult sea holster of terror of the cheetah	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +60, Single Equip
6319	vacuum-sealed flattened huge shavin' razor	0		Effect: "Leash of Linguini", Effect Duration: 65
6320	long-forgotten necklace of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3
6321	pearl	0		
6322	sea lace	0		
6323	squat scorching personal trainer's Herculean jam band	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Hot Damage: +25
6324	blue friendly forbidden experienced aquamariner's ring	0		Experience: +2, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Weight: +3, Single Equip
6325	greedy padded aquamariner's necklace of the empath	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Familiar Weight: +5, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip
6326	ghostly knitted arcane researcher's pearl diver's ring	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip
6327	lime green supercool brawny pearl diver's necklace	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Moxie Percent: +20, Single Equip
6328	narrow sushi doily	0		
6329	scimitar cozy	0		
6330	fish stick cozy	0		
6331	jittery bazooka cozy	0		
6332	huge lime green wool Lo Pan's stylish cozy scimitar	0		Moxie: +25, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Cold Resistance: +1, Breakable
6333	knitted Fonzie's Staff of the Cozy Fish of bravery	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Cold Resistance: +3, Spooky Resistance: +5, Breakable
6334	Jeselnik's supercool cozy bazooka of the blizzard	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +25, Breakable
6335	cyan sea mantle of the overflowing toilet of Flo-Jo	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +100
6336	upside-down beefcake's sea shawl of dire peril	0		Muscle: +25, Weapon Damage: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +150
6337	Jeselnik's Herculean sea cape	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Sleaze Damage: +25, Initiative: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +15
6338	green saltwaterbed	0		
6339	mirror avaricious savvy muddy pirate hat	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 31"
6340	ruddy Newton's floral-print skirt	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 2xPotato, cap 15"
6341	pulsating beefcake's spectral axe of the dark arts	0		Muscle: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +100
6342	maroon reassuring manspreader's super-strong air freshener	0		Monster Level: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1
6343	super-polarized Mer-kin lipstick	0		Effect: "Superioreo", Effect Duration: 15
6344	green tumbling squat Mer-kin mouthsoap	0		
6345	cold-filtered mirror Mer-kin strongjuice	0		Effect: "Boilermade", Effect Duration: 27
6346	spinning Mer-kin fitbrine	0		
6347	aerosolized Mer-kin ragejuice	0		Effect: "Unusual Perspective", Effect Duration: 60
6348	ruddy Mer-kin dragbelt	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Experience (Muscle): +20, Single Equip
6349	Mer-kin eyeglasses of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Experience (Mysticality): +20, Single Equip
6350	red Mer-kin gutgirdle of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Experience (Moxie): +20, Single Equip
6351	mansplainer's Mer-kin finpaddle	0		Monster Level: +15
6352	supercharged Mer-kin stopwatch	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Initiative: +50
6353	Mer-kin dreadscroll	0		
6354	denatured bouncing shaking Mer-kin smartjuice	0		Effect: "Amorous", Effect Duration: 39
6355	denatured energized tumbling Mer-kin cooljuice	0		Effect: "Nuts about Candy", Effect Duration: 31
6356	Mer-kin worktea	0		
6357	Mer-kin knucklebone	0		
6358	wobbly Mer-kin darkbook	0		Skill: "Deep Dark Visions"
6359	ghostly squat Mer-kin begsign of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Meat Drop: +40
6360	huge Libram of Pulled Taffy	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-04", Skill: "Summon Taffy"
6361	frozen adjusted blinking pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Spell Transfer Complete", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2013-04"
6362	boiled tumbling pulled indigo taffy	0		Effect: "Antsy in your Pantsy", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2013-04"
6363	super-activated galvanized blurry pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Leo Rising", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2013-04"
6364	extra-moist bouncing blinking pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Tenacity of the Snapper", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2013-04"
6365	vacuum-sealed wobbly mirror pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Unrunnable Face", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2013-04"
6366	activated frozen blurry pulled violet taffy	0		Effect: "Sparkling Consciousness", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2013-04"
6367	warmed bouncing pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Electrolit Up", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2013-04"
6368	Mer-kin hallpass	0		
6369	skewed lump of clay	0		
6370	twisted piece of wire	0		
6371	lousy can of the cheapest beer	3	decent	
6372	artisanal huge bottle of fruity &quot;wine&quot;	3	EPIC	
6373	distilled drinkable single swig of vodka	5	good	
6374	angry inch	0		
6375	Jim Carey's testy toolbox	0		Monster Level: +25, Rollover Effect Duration: 11
6376	Jick-o-User	0		
6378	blurry eraser nubbin	0		
6379	squat chlorine crystal	0		
6380	ionized double-alkaline ph balancer	0		Effect: "Rat-Faced", Effect Duration: 16
6381	double-anodized mysterious chemical residue	0		Effect: "Big Punkin'", Effect Duration: 67
6382	nugget of sodium	0		
6383	huge root beer	1	awesome	
6384	narrow jigsaw blade	0		
6385	huge wood screw	0		
6386	balsa plank	0		
6387	blob of wood glue	0		
6388	envyfish egg	0		Last Available: "2013-04"
6389	energized nitrogenated bouncing Mer-kin rocksalt	0		Effect: "Ancestral Disapproval", Effect Duration: 50
6390	chilled irradiated Mer-kin saltmint	0		Effect: "Dreadful Sheen", Effect Duration: 15
6391	enhanced squat blinking Mer-kin saltsquid	0		Effect: "Fever From the Flavor", Effect Duration: 61
6392	cyan pulsating gravedigger's flame-wreathed scale-mail underwear	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley"
6393	denatured ionized maroon comb jelly	0		Effect: "Hoity Toity", Effect Duration: 33
6394	anemone sauce	0		
6395	blurry inky squid sauce	0		
6396	cyan Mer-kin weaksauce	0		
6397	peanut sauce	0		
6398	teal glass	0		
6399	super-flattened modified shaking Boss Drops	0		Effect: "Al Dente Inferno", Effect Duration: 43
6400	Mer-kin lunchbox	0		
6401	warmed shaking upside-down tear	0		Effect: "Sagittarius Rising", Effect Duration: 16
6402	non-altered pressed jagged tooth	0		Effect: "meat.enh", Effect Duration: 50
6403	electrified denatured skewed grisly shell fragment	0		Effect: "Healthy, Elfy, and Wise", Effect Duration: 13
6404	alkaline warmed blurry violent pastilles	0		Effect: "Spooky Flavor", Effect Duration: 14
6405	anodized altered huge worst candy	0		Effect: "Tin, Man", Effect Duration: 69
6406	frozen cyan narrow fudge-shaped hole in space-time	0		Effect: "Turtle Titters", Effect Duration: 32
6407	chaotic crafty brawny Pocket Square of Loathing	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Single Equip, Cloathing
6408	bouncing corrupted stardust	0		
6409	mirror Star Spawn	0		
6410	green bow from beyond the stars	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6411	lime green KoLHS Pep Squad Box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-09"
6412	pulsating shaking skull	0		No Pull
6413	Order of the Green Thumb Order Form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-04"
6414	clutch of dodecapede eggs	0		
6415	flavorless flavorless gruel	3	decent	
6416	delicious immense mana curds	10	awesome	
6417	mirror twist of lime	0		
6418	pencil stub	0		
6419	quadruple-ionized improved maroon moth dust	0		Effect: "Well-Swabbed Ear", Effect Duration: 15
6420	altered enhanced glob of spoiled mayo	0		Effect: "Bored Stiff", Effect Duration: 45
6421	tonic djinn	0		
6422	flavorless miniature twirling vampire chowder	2	decent	
6423	Tales of Dread	0		Free Pull
6424	Dreadsylvanian skeleton key	0		
6425	upside-down red Official Seal of Dreadsylvania	0		
6426	rotten fancy Dreadsylvanian stew	3	crappy	Effect: "Twinklebritches", Effect Duration: 25
6427	acceptable Dreadsylvanian	3	good	
6428	denatured wet olive skewed Dreadsylvanian flask	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Frozen Tortellini", Effect Duration: 17
6429	ionized spinning Dreadsylvanian flask	0		Effect: "Incensed", Effect Duration: 47
6430	studded quilted dreadful fedora	0		Damage Absorption: 120, Kruegerand Drop: 5, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xLep"
6431	dreadful sweater of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Kruegerand Drop: 5
6432	dreadful glove of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Kruegerand Drop: 5
6433	Freddy Kruegerand	0		
6434	Mark of the Bugbear	0		
6435	Mark of the Werewolf	0		
6436	Mark of the Zombie	0		
6437	blinking Mark of the Ghost	0		
6438	Mark of the Vampire	0		
6439	blinking Mark of the Skeleton	0		
6440	savvy Covers-Your-Head of the storm of incineration	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xVolley"
6441	zippy therapeutic wicked Drapes-You-Regally	0		Spell Damage: +5, Initiative: +20, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Class: "Disco Bandit"
6442	red Fonzie's experienced Warms-Your-Tush of horror	0		Experience: +2, Experience (Moxie): +1, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato"
6443	lime green scandalous stylish Helps-You-Sleep	0		Moxie: +25, Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip, Blind
6444	upside-down blue greasy mansplainer's Quiets-Your-Steps of courage	0		Monster Level: +15, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip
6445	Protects-Your-Junk of Gandalf of Flo-Jo	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Initiative: +100, Single Equip
6446	perfectly mixed practically non-alcoholic Gets-You-Drunk	1	super ultra EPIC	
6447	manspreader's supercharged Great Wolf's headband of the blizzard	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Monster Level: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley"
6448	gray Sherlock's horrifying Great Wolf's left paw of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Damage: +25, Item Drop: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Great Slash"
6449	extremely unsafe Socratic Great Wolf's right paw of Gandalf	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Great Slash"
6450	wobbly wholesome dance instructor's Great Wolf's rocket launcher	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Rocket"
6451	supercharged Fonzie's Great Wolf's beastly trousers of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1.5xWhelp"
6452	huge Great Wolf's lice	0		
6453	flattened extra-magnetized Hunger&trade; Sauce	0		Effect: "Comic Violence", Effect Duration: 12
6454	skewed lion tamer's zombie mariachi hat of Tarzan of Leguizamo	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Monster Level: +20, Experience (familiar): +2, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep"
6455	pulsating lard-coated baleful zombie accordion of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Single Equip, Song Duration: 20
6456	ghostly brawny beefy zombie mariachi pants of bravery	0		Muscle: +10, Muscle Percent: +20, Spooky Resistance: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy"
6457	huge ribald Lo Pan's wicked HOA regulation book	0		Spell Damage: +5, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Sleaze Damage: +10
6458	blinking inspector's gravedigger's HOA zombie eyes of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Spooky Damage: +10, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip
6459	wobbly HOA citation pad	0		
6460	twirling wriggling severed nose	0		
6461	lime green nosy nose ringy ring	0		Familiar Weight: +15
6462	upside-down asbestos-lined scandalous personal trainer's Mayor Ghost's toupee	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Sleaze Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +5, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
6463	squat family-friendly coward's Mayor Ghost's cloak of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -45, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Class: "Pastamancer"
6464	toasty chilly Mayor Ghost's khakis of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Cold Damage: +5, Hot Damage: +5, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, HP regen"
6465	nippy Oprah's dangerous Mayor Ghost's gavel	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Cold Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Hammer Ghost"
6466	vibrating slick Mayor Ghost's sash of Leguizamo	0		Moxie: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Monster Level: +20, Single Equip
6467	blinking Mayor Ghost's scissors	0		
6468	spoiled ghost pepper	3	crappy	
6469	wobbly Jeselnik's friendly Thunkula's drinking cap of the businessman	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Sleaze Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +50, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley"
6470	Temple Grandin's arcane researcher's Drunkula's cape of Flo-Jo	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Familiar Weight: +7, Initiative: +100, Class: "Sauceror"
6471	huge reassuring electrified forbidden Drunkula's silky pants	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Spooky Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul"
6472	Drunkula's bell	0		
6473	Usain Bolt's therapeutic Drunkula's ring of haze of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +80, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Avoid Attack: 1, Single Equip
6474	wicked Drunkula's wineglass	0		Spell Damage: +5
6475	tolerable spinning bottle of Bloodweiser	3	good	
6476	narrow prompt zippy hardy Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap	0		Maximum HP: +50, Initiative: +20, Adventures: +3, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy"
6477	red perfumed wholesome savvy Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
6478	lard-coated energetic Unkillable Skeleton's shinguards of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr"
6479	cyan greedy reassuring clever supercharged ruddy cool Unkillable Skeleton's sawsword	0		Moxie: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +20, Spooky Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +20
6480	careful beefcake's Unkillable Skeleton's shield	0		Muscle: +25, Monster Level: -10, Thorns: 1
6481	ghostly boxer's Unkillable Skeleton's restless leg of chilblains	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +25
6482	friendly beefy Staff of the Roaring Hearth of the wise owl	0		Muscle: +10, Mysticality: +20, Familiar Weight: +3
6483	Kool-Aid	1	awesome	
6484	dread tarragon	0		
6485	bone flour	0		
6486	skewed dreadful roast	0		
6487	stinking agaricus	0		
6488	adequate half-sized enchanted Dreadsylvanian shepherd's pie	2	good	Effect: "Vanity Rage", Effect Duration: 45
6489	music box parts	0		
6490	unwound mechanical songbird	0		
6491	tailfeathers	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6492	wax banana	0		
6493	jittery complicated lock impression	0		
6494	tumbling ghostly replica key	0		
6495	twirling horrifying Dreadsylvania Auditor's badge	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Kruegerand Drop: 5, Single Equip
6496	blood kiwi	0		
6497	lime green eau de mort	0		
6498	bad weak skewed bloody kiwitini	2	decent	
6499	olive moon-amber	0		
6500	polished moon-amber	0		
6501	up-at-dawn fireproof sage moon-amber necklace	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Adventures: +5, Single Equip
6502	Dreadsylvanian seed pod	0		
6503	blue ghost pencil	0		
6504	twirling greasy supercool hangman's hood of the cheetah	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +60
6505	spinning Fonzie's smooth ring finger ring of the sewer	0		Moxie: +15, Experience (Moxie): +1, Stench Damage: +25, Single Equip
6506	bouncing Dreadsylvanian clockwork key	0		
6507	blurry cool iron ingot	0		
6508	tumbling Jack Frost's energetic cool iron helmet	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
6509	pulsating Van der Graaf smartaleck's cool iron breastplate	0		Moxie Percent: +30, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
6510	boxer's cool iron greaves of the sewer	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr"
6511	Temple Grandin's ghost shawl of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Familiar Weight: +7
6512	skull capacitor	0		
6513	blue upside-down inspector's warm fur	0		Item Drop: +15
6514	jittery bouncing snowstick of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
6515	greedy eerie fetish	0		Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip
6516	aged stinkwater	3	awesome	
6517	dubious loincloth	0		Damage Aura: 1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1.5xVolley"
6518	delicious enchanted spinning accidental mutton	3	awesome	Effect: "There Wolf", Effect Duration: 10
6519	Jim Carey's hardy drafty drawers	0		Maximum HP: +50, Monster Level: +25, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley"
6520	foul-smelling wolfskull mask of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Stench Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
6521	coward's guts necklace	0		Monster Level: -20, Single Equip
6522	twirling lard-coated groping claw of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
6523	vengeful spirit of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7
6524	squat Herculean BOOtonniere	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Single Equip
6525	moist shaking red ghost thread	0		Effect: "Sauce Monocle", Effect Duration: 24
6526	wool strapping bag of unfinished business	0		Muscle: +5, Cold Resistance: +1
6527	lime green perfumed Jim Carey's transparent pants	0		Monster Level: +25, Stench Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato"
6528	narrow hothammer of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20
6529	mediocre Thriller Ice	4	decent	
6530	Jim Carey's grandfather watch	0		Monster Level: +25, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
6531	muddy skirt	0		Damage Aura: 1, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy"
6532	clever personal trainer's spyglass	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum MP: +20
6533	Jeselnik's vial of hot blood	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip
6534	dance instructor's remorseless knife	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
6535	tumbling MacGyver's intimidating coiffure	0		Maximum MP: +100, Familiar Effect: "hot afk, 1xPotato"
6536	avaricious Jim Carey's cod cape	0		Monster Level: +25, Meat Drop: +30
6537	big decent upside-down blood sausage	5	good	
6538	lightning-fast asbestos-lined frying brainpan	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Initiative: +40
6539	olive lightning-fast ball and chain of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +40, Single Equip
6540	Temple Grandin's dry bone	0		Familiar Weight: +7
6541	tailbone shield of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Thorns: 1
6542	squat electrified tonguebone	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
6543	knitted quilted pogo stick	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip
6545	tumbling family-friendly reassuring weedy skirt of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Resistance: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
6546	Sinatra's pants of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): 8, Familiar Effect: "atk"
6547	shaking purple Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	0		
6548	yellow cooling iron helmet	0		
6549	upside-down cooling iron breastplate	0		
6550	twirling pulsating cooling iron greaves	0		
6551	blurry hot cluster	0		
6552	cluster	0		
6553	skewed blurry cluster	0		
6554	stench cluster	0		
6555	huge sleaze cluster	0		
6556	colloidal non-improved blinking squat phial of hotness	0		Effect: "Slippery Tongue", Effect Duration: 67
6557	pressed flattened deionized phial of coldness	0		Effect: "Inner Dog", Effect Duration: 32
6558	non-vacuum-sealed phial of spookiness	0		Effect: "There Wolf", Effect Duration: 33
6559	concentrated phial of stench	0		Effect: "Wolf's Bane", Effect Duration: 54
6560	vacuum-sealed polymerized phial of sleaziness	0		Effect: "Feelin' Philosophical", Effect Duration: 51
6561	olive adventurer clone egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-06"
6562	jittery mini-Mr. Accessory	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6563	energetic hand of Mr. Cards	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw a Mr. Card"
6564	stale big Dreadsylvanian hot pocket	5	decent	
6565	half-sized spoiled Dreadsylvanian pocket	2	crappy	
6566	moldy small Dreadsylvanian pocket	2	crappy	
6567	diet stale Dreadsylvanian stink pocket	1	decent	
6568	toothsome miniature cyan Dreadsylvanian sleaze pocket	2	awesome	
6569	distilled tolerable Dreadsylvanian hot toddy	5	good	
6570	perfectly mixed weak blurry Dreadsylvanian cold-fashioned	2	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
6571	acceptable Dreadsylvanian grimlet	3	good	
6572	lousy Dreadsylvanian dank and stormy	3	decent	
6573	watered-down drinkable green Dreadsylvanian slithery nipple	2	good	
6574	hot clusterbomb	0		
6575	tumbling clusterbomb	0		
6576	tumbling clusterbomb	0		
6577	bouncing stench clusterbomb	0		
6578	sleaze clusterbomb	0		
6579	twirling olive Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	0		
6580	length of fuse	0		
6581	upside-down dreadful box	0		
6582	Clan hot dog stand	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-07"
6583	vicious spiked collar	0		Familiar Damage: +20
6584	gray toasty hot dog wrapper	0		Hot Damage: +5
6585	lime green frosty quilted debonair deboner	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Cold Spell Damage: +10
6586	nitrogenated oxidized mirror chicle de salchicha	0		Effect: "Hobonic", Effect Duration: 38
6587	squat maroon shaking avaricious jar of frostigkraut	0		Meat Drop: +30, Damage Aura: 1
6588	stanky weightlifter's gnawed-up dog bone	0		Muscle: +15, Stench Spell Damage: +25
6589	strapping Grey Guanon	0		Muscle: +5, Damage Aura: 1
6590	upside-down ribald resourceful Engorged Sausages and You of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum MP: +50, Sleaze Damage: +10
6591	tolerable watered-down dream of a dog	2	good	
6592	double-paned padded experienced optimal spreadsheet	0		Experience: +2, Damage Absorption: +20, Cold Resistance: +5
6593	bouncing defective Game Grid token	0		
6594	hot Dreadsylvanian cocoa	0		
6595	diluted olive ghostly shaking epic cluster	1	crappy	
6596	narrow clockwork egg	0		
6597	clockwork birdhouse	0		
6598	clockwork disc	0		
6599	clockwork hand	0		
6600	upside-down clockwork hand	0		
6601	bouncing clockwork numeral I	0		
6602	bouncing clockwork numeral II	0		
6603	clockwork numeral III	0		
6604	clockwork numeral IV	0		
6605	clockwork numeral V	0		
6606	shaking clockwork numeral VI	0		
6607	green spinning clockwork numeral VII	0		
6608	clockwork numeral VIII	0		
6609	clockwork numeral IX	0		
6610	clockwork numeral X	0		
6611	clockwork numeral XI	0		
6612	gray clockwork numeral XII	0		
6613	clockwork cuckoo	0		
6614	upside-down maroon cuckoo clock	0		
6615	perfectly mixed pulsating Cold One	3	???	
6616	small flavorless spaghetti breakfast	2	???	
6617	over-the-shoulder Folder Holder	0		Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2013-08", Softcore Only: [1-path(KOLHS)]
6618	folder (red)	0		Muscle: +20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6619	skewed olive folder (blue)	0		Mysticality: +20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6620	folder (green)	0		Moxie: +20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6621	upside-down folder (magenta)	0		Muscle: +15, Mysticality: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6622	folder (cyan)	0		Mysticality: +15, Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6623	olive folder (yellow)	0		Muscle: +15, Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6624	folder (smiley face)	0		Experience (Muscle): +2, Last Available: "2013-08"
6625	folder (wizard)	0		Experience (Mysticality): +2, Last Available: "2013-08"
6626	narrow folder (space skeleton)	0		Experience (Moxie): +2, Last Available: "2013-08"
6627	shaking folder (D-Team)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6628	maroon squat spinning wobbly folder (Ex-Files)	0		Combat Rate: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6629	blurry folder (skull and crossbones)	0		Combat Rate: -5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6630	lime green folder (Knight Writer)	0		Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2013-08"
6631	folder (Jackass Plumber)	0		Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2013-08"
6632	folder (holographic fractal)	0		All Resistance: +4, Last Available: "2013-08"
6633	twirling folder (barbarian)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6634	folder (rainbow unicorn)	0		Last Available: "2013-08", Thorns: 5
6635	folder (Seawolf)	0		Better Diver: +10, Last Available: "2013-08"
6636	blurry folder (dancing dolphins)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6637	folder (catfish)	0		Familiar Weight: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6638	shaking folder (tranquil landscape)	0		Damage Reduction: 15, HP / MP Regen Min: 10, HP / MP Regen Max: 20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6639	folder (owl)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6640	folder (Stinky Trash Kid)	0		Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2013-08"
6641	folder (sports car)	0		Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6642	spinning folder (sportsballs)	0		PvP Fights: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6643	folder (heavy metal)	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6644	pulsating folder (Yedi)	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2013-08"
6645	bouncing folder (KOLHS)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6648	mirror banded dance instructor's slide rule	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Damage Absorption: +100
6649	extra-dry blurry Ogres and Oubliettes&trade; module	0		Effect: "Cotton Mouthed", Effect Duration: 15
6650	huge Mountain Stream Code Black Alert	0		
6651	twisted-up wet towel	0		
6652	delicious stepmom's booze	4	awesome	
6653	surgical tape	0		
6654	band T-shirt of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50
6655	watered-down acceptable fountain 'soda'	2	good	
6656	illegal firecracker	0		
6657	rock-hard sinister pickelhaube	0		Spell Damage: +10, Damage Reduction: 5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 18"
6658	corrupted hair oil	0		Effect: "Alacri Tea", Effect Duration: 23
6659	super-enhanced spinning scrap	0		Effect: "Oleaginous Soles", Effect Duration: 14
6660	school spirit socket set	0		
6661	suspension bridge	0		
6662	tumbling lime green scandalous toasty Van der Graaf Staff of the Lunch Lady	0		Hot Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5, Item Drop: +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
6663	pulsating universal key	0		
6664	yellow world's most dangerous birdhouse	0		
6665	red huge asbestos-lined slick deathchucks	0		Moxie: +10, Hot Resistance: +5
6666	mirror eraser	0		
6667	pulsating quasireligious sculpture	0		
6668	Faraday cage	0		
6669	modeling claymore	0		
6670	olive clay homunculus	0		
6671	ionized activated sodium pentasomething	0		Effect: "Macho, Macho Dog", Effect Duration: 51
6672	fuchsia grains of salt	0		
6673	yellowcake bomb	0		
6674	mirror stinkbomb	0		
6675	aerosolized adjusted blurry superwater	0		Effect: "Mushroom Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 61
6676	maroon Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	0		
6677	jittery crude monster sculpture	0		
6678	twirling flame-retardant Yearbook Club Camera	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blinding Flash"
6679	machete of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3
6680	artisanal weak Cursed Punch	2	EPIC	
6681	mediocre Bowl of Scorpions	4	decent	
6682	lousy Fog Murderer	4	decent	
6683	book of matches	0		
6684	clever surgical mask	0		Maximum MP: +20, Surgeonosity: +1
6685	head mirror of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Surgeonosity: +1
6686	cyan Sinatra's half-size scalpel	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Surgeonosity: +1
6687	surgical apron of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Surgeonosity: +1
6688	experienced bloodied surgical dungarees	0		Experience: +2, Surgeonosity: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 38"
6689	McClusky file (page 1)	0		
6690	McClusky file (page 2)	0		
6691	McClusky file (page 3)	0		
6692	McClusky file (page 4)	0		
6693	McClusky file (page 5)	0		
6694	boring binder clip	0		
6695	McClusky file (complete)	0		
6696	purple bowling ball	0		
6697	moss-covered stone sphere	0		
6698	twirling dripping stone sphere	0		
6699	shaking crackling stone sphere	0		
6700	scorched stone sphere	0		
6701	twirling stone triangle	0		
6702	wobbly bowler	0		Damage Aura: 1
6703	imitation White Russian	1	decent	
6704	fuchsia short-handled mop of incineration of the overflowing toilet	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +50
6705	huge bland jungle floor wax	10	decent	
6706	smirking shrunken head	0		Damage Aura: 1
6707	polymerized quantum colorful toad	0		Effect: "Disco Nirvana", Effect Duration: 11
6708	crude voodoo doll	0		
6709	wobbly attorney's badge	0		Single Equip
6710	Jack Frost's padded pygmy briefs	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 41"
6711	shaking gray short writ of habeas corpus	0		
6712	jittery bone abacus	0		
6713	adder	0		
6714	teal short calculator	0		
6715	sharpshooter's sphygmomanometer of the overflowing toilet	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50
6716	galvanized modified spinning bag of pygmy blood	0		Effect: "Ooh, Umami!", Effect Duration: 19
6717	tongue depressor	0		
6718	lard-coated nippy compression stocking	0		Cold Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
6719	Jack Frost's shellacked midriff scrubs	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Cold Spell Damage: +50
6720	Vulcanized ionized pill cup	0		Effect: "Wet Jaw", Effect Duration: 40
6721	vibrating medical-grade Fonzie's water bottle	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum MP Percent: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 40"
6722	vacuum-sealed shaking teal pygmy phone number	0		Effect: "Pretending to Pretend", Effect Duration: 30
6723	narrow Boozehounds Anonymous token	0		
6724	stale olive upside-down exotic jungle fruit	3	decent	
6725	huge Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip	0		
6726	mirror jittery dude ranch souvenir crate	0		
6727	tropical island souvenir crate	0		
6728	ski resort souvenir crate	0		
6729	UV-resistant compass	0		
6730	shaking funky junk key	0		
6731	Worse Homes and Gardens	0		
6732	upside-down claw-foot bathtub	0		
6733	clothesline pole	0		
6734	cigar sign	0		
6735	junk junk	0		
6736	Junk-Bond	0		
6737	wobbly tangle of copper wire	0		
6738	blue jagged scrap	0		
6739	quadruple-flattened olive shaking bent scrap	0		Effect: "The Power of Positive Thinking", Effect Duration: 67
6740	molten scrap	0		
6741	blinking eternal car battery	0		
6742	rock-hard junk band	0		Damage Reduction: 5
6743	brawny junk trunks	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "cap 15"
6744	family-friendly junk-mail shirt	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1
6745	enchanted adequate miniature fuchsia junk food	2	good	Effect: "Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin", Effect Duration: 15
6746	aged junk yard	3	awesome	
6747	olive tumbling Socratic swordzall of the cheetah	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Initiative: +60
6748	skewed arm buzzer of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25
6749	aromatic boilgun of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Stench Resistance: +1
6750	tumbling upside-down Gordon Beer's Beer Garden Catalog	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6751	mirror packet of beer seeds	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6752	handful of barley	0		
6753	skewed cluster of hops	0		
6754	skewed beer bottle	0		
6755	mirror beer label	0		
6756	artisanal homebrew sampler	0		
6757	lousy can of Br&uuml;talbr&auml;u	3	decent	Last Available: "2013-09"
6758	perfectly mixed bouncing can of Drooling Monk	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-09"
6759	hand-crafted can of Impetuous Scofflaw	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-09"
6760	perfectly mixed strong bottle of Old Pugilist	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-09"
6761	bad bottle of Professor Beer	3	decent	Last Available: "2013-09"
6762	mediocre blue narrow squat bottle of Rapier Witbier	4	decent	Last Available: "2013-09"
6763	drinkable lime green bottle of Race Car Red	4	good	Last Available: "2013-09"
6764	bad bottle of Greedy Dog	3	decent	Last Available: "2013-09"
6765	drinkable practically non-alcoholic teal bottle of Lambada Lambic	1	good	Last Available: "2013-09"
6766	tin beer can	0		
6767	artisanal homebrew gift package	0		
6768	fancy liquid bread	1	good	Effect: "Flame-Retardant Trousers", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2013-09"
6769	purple dog trainer's deadly tin tam of the sweet-tooth	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Experience (familiar): +1, Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "MP regen, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-09"
6770	vacuum-sealed diffused tin cup	0		Effect: "Wet Jaw", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2013-09"
6771	skewed wizardly tin foil of Calamity Jane of extreme caution	0		Mysticality: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2013-09"
6772	auspicious sizzling tin drum of the brazier	0		Hot Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2013-09"
6773	tin roof (rusted)	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6774	jittery tin snips	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6775	shaking tin lizzie	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6776	ionized lime green mirror foetid seal tear	0		Effect: "Cookie Backup", Effect Duration: 65
6777	frozen quadruple-cold-filtered altered shaking gray seal sweat	0		Effect: "White Knuckles", Effect Duration: 24
6778	galvanized tumbling boiling seal blood	0		Effect: "Can't Smell Nothin'", Effect Duration: 55
6779	crystalline seal eye	0		Single Equip
6780	nippy friendly studded sealhide shield	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Cold Damage: +10
6781	manspreader's sharpshooter's scabrous seal epaulets	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Monster Level: +10, Single Equip
6782	purple abyssal battle plans	0		
6783	chilly manspreader's seal medal of the businessman	0		Monster Level: +10, Cold Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +50
6784	squat spinning deanimated reanimator's coffin	0		Free Pull
6785	upside-down flask of embalming fluid	0		
6788	blank diary	0		
6789	boot knife	0		
6790	skewed broken beer bottle	0		
6791	sharpened spoon	0		
6792	candy knife	0		
6793	soap knife	0		
6795	triple-enhanced concentrated narrow disco horoscope (Aquarius)	0		Effect: "Cool Spirit", Effect Duration: 40
6796	activated lime green disco horoscope (Pisces)	0		Effect: "All Fired Up", Effect Duration: 11
6797	quadruple-electrified twirling bouncing pulsating disco horoscope (Aries)	0		Effect: "Healthy Blue Glow", Effect Duration: 26
6798	modified ghostly disco horoscope (Taurus)	0		Effect: "Bloody Bloody Bloody!", Effect Duration: 12
6799	super-nitrogenated irradiated adjusted blurry disco horoscope (Gemini)	0		Effect: "Here's Mud in Your Eye", Effect Duration: 53
6800	alkaline double-pickled disco horoscope (Cancer)	0		Effect: "Your Interest is Peaked", Effect Duration: 47
6801	deionized alkaline non-ionized disco horoscope (Leo)	0		Effect: "Dwarven Hardiness", Effect Duration: 49
6802	boiled corrupted disco horoscope (Virgo)	0		Effect: "Toothy Grin", Effect Duration: 34
6803	activated blurry jittery disco horoscope (Libra)	0		Effect: "Highland Sheen", Effect Duration: 51
6804	tarnished corrupted spinning disco horoscope (Scorpio)	0		Effect: "Perfect Hair", Effect Duration: 61
6805	quantum disco horoscope (Sagittarius)	0		Effect: "Using Protection", Effect Duration: 21
6806	polarized disco horoscope (Capricorn)	0		Effect: "Sugary World View", Effect Duration: 66
6807	stanky The Sagittarian's leisure pants of courage	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 18"
6808	toy accordion	0		Song Duration: 5
6809	bouncing accordion	0		Song Duration: 10
6810	beer-battered accordion of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 6
6811	squat baritone accordion of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 7
6812	sinister mama's squeezebox	0		Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 8
6813	twirling beefcake's guancertina	0		Muscle: +25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 9
6814	spinning accordion file of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10
6815	accord ion of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10
6816	upside-down crafty bone bandoneon	0		Maximum MP: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 11
6817	tumbling fuchsia narrow resourceful pentatonic accordion	0		Maximum MP: +50, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 12
6818	Newton's non-Euclidean non-accordion	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15
6819	therapeutic Socratic Accordion of Jordion	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 14
6820	Newton's autocalliope	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15
6821	Jack Frost's accordionoid rocca	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 18
6822	educational pygmy concertinette	0		Experience: +1, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 17
6823	Jack Frost's clever ghost accordion	0		Maximum MP: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 16
6824	huge peace accordion	0		Item Drop: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 19
6825	electrified medical-grade alarm accordion	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 20
6826	pulsating executive gravedigger's energetic All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 13"
6827	shaking blue Usain Bolt's fortified KoL Con X Treasure Map	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Initiative: +80
6828	tolerable tumbling discocktail	4	good	
6829	ribald KoL Con X Bingo Card	0		Sleaze Damage: +10
6830	weightlifter's Temporal Tempera Tube	0		Muscle: +15
6831	tarnished anodized huge green Tallowcreme Halloween Pumpkin	0		Effect: "Ode to Booze", Effect Duration: 61
6832	Way More Tears&trade; pepper spray	0		
6833	improved Milk Studs	0		Effect: "Eye of the Seal", Effect Duration: 48
6834	boiled quadruple-alkaline narrow box of Dweebs	0		Effect: "Balls of Ectoplasm", Effect Duration: 56
6835	pressed double-tarnished bag of W&Ws	0		Effect: "Snobby", Effect Duration: 12
6836	adjusted PEEZ dispenser	0		Effect: "Punchy, Murdery", Effect Duration: 66
6837	dry purple narrow Swizzler	0		Effect: "Human-Undead Hybrid", Effect Duration: 22
6838	nitrogenated liquefied Bugbearclaw Donut	0		Effect: "Hiding in Plain Sight", Effect Duration: 26
6839	non-pickled deionized cyan jam	0		Effect: "Elbow Sauce", Effect Duration: 46
6840	pressed double-altered wobbly Whenchamacallit bar	0		Effect: "Bats in the Belfry", Effect Duration: 18
6841	super-irradiated 8-bit banana	0		Effect: "Punchy, Murdery", Effect Duration: 55
6842	anodized green vial of blood simple syrup	0		Effect: "Big", Effect Duration: 23
6843	diffused blinking bone bons	0		Effect: "Is This Your Card?", Effect Duration: 42
6844	super-diffused ironic mint	0		Effect: "Marco Polarity", Effect Duration: 24
6845	purple unused walkie-talkie	0		Free Pull
6846	cyan bouncing walkie-talkie	0		Free Pull
6847	cyan mirror killing jar	0		
6848	security flashlight of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15
6849	diffused Effermint&trade; tablets	0		Effect: "Sucrose-Colored Glasses", Effect Duration: 41
6850	olive greasy dangerous sturdy cane of the storm	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
6851	ghostly huge bowl of candy	0		
6852	Ultra Mega Sour Ball	0		
6853	carton of rotten eggs	0		
6854	desert sightseeing pamphlet	0		
6855	a suspicious address	0		
6856	deadly Bal-musette accordion	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6857	ghostly Jack Frost's Cajun accordion	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6858	skewed wool quirky accordion	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6859	jittery extremely unsafe Skipper's accordion of bravery	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spooky Resistance: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6860	inspector's frosty banded weightlifter's Pantsgiving	0		Muscle: +15, Damage Absorption: +100, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +15, Softcore Only, Bonus Resting HP: [5*F], Bonus Resting MP: [5*F], Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Talk About Politics", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Pocket Crumbs", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Air Dirty Laundry", Drops Items, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-11", Variable
6861	normal can of sardines	4	good	Last Available: "2013-11"
6862	yummy high-calorie sugar substitute	3	awesome	Last Available: "2013-11"
6863	stale pat of butter	3	decent	Last Available: "2013-11"
6864	flavorless huge dinner roll	6	decent	Last Available: "2013-11"
6865	stale mashed potatoes	3	decent	Last Available: "2013-11"
6866	big decent lime green whole turkey leg	5	good	Last Available: "2013-11"
6867	spoiled deviled egg	4	crappy	Last Available: "2013-11"
6868	altered vacuum-sealed green finger exerciser	0		Effect: "Ichorous Intensity", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2013-11"
6869	extra-electrified altered tarnished dented spoon	0		Effect: "Ponderous Potency", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2013-11"
6870	extra-pickled shaking love note	0		Effect: "Venomous Weapon", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2013-11"
6871	school beer pull tab	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6872	tarnished purple nail file	0		Effect: "Human-Plant Hybrid", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2013-11"
6873	triple-wet moist super-galvanized teal candy wrapper	0		Effect: "Quadrilled", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2013-11"
6874	green gym membership card	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6875	concentrated extra-alkaline purple post-holiday sale coupon	0		Effect: "Engorged Weapon", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2013-11"
6876	dry cleaning receipt	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6877	green pocket lint (blue)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6878	squat pocket lint (green)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6879	pocket lint (white)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6880	pocket lint (orange)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6881	cyan clever bowl of petunias of wisdom of James Dean of the storm	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2013-11"
6882	personal trainer's boxer's power sock of the bloodbag of temperance	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum HP: +100, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-11"
6883	wool hardy padded wool sock of the businessman	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum HP: +50, Cold Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-11"
6884	ruddy quilted grievous personal trainer's moustache sock	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-11"
6885	liquefied spirit gum	0		Effect: "Egged On", Effect Duration: 64
6886	spirit pillow	0		
6887	spirit sheet	0		
6888	spirit mattress	0		
6889	blinking spirit blanket	0		
6890	spirit bed	0		
6891	ghostly executive nippy mansplainer's spirit bell	0		Monster Level: +15, Cold Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
6892	warmed spoonful of Linguine-Os	0		Effect: "Eyes All Black", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2013-11"
6893	boiled dry blue freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini	0		Effect: "Action", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2013-11"
6894	quantum blob of Alphredo&trade;	0		Effect: "The Spy Who Loved XP", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2013-11"
6895	altered twirling handful of crafty noodles	0		Effect: "Sappy Blood", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2013-11"
6896	super-warmed dry tangled mass of pasta	0		Effect: "Shawarma Initiative", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2013-11"
6897	cold-filtered squat Can of Spaghetto	0		Effect: "Gingerbread Robust", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2013-11"
6898	blurry Chef Boy, R&D's business card	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6899	Thwaitgold ant statuette	0		
6900	pulsating experimental carbon fiber pasta additive	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Last Available: "2013-11"
6901	hazardous sauce dosimeter	0		Class: "Sauceror", Last Available: "2013-11"
6902	bouncing studded flask flops of Flo-Jo	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Initiative: +100, Single Equip
6903	corrupted ionized lime green nuts	0		Effect: "Rushtacean'", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2013-12"
6904	magnetized tumbling bolts	0		Effect: "Baconstoned", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2013-12"
6905	normal gingerbread robot	4	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
6906	moldy skewed petit 4.1	3	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
6907	big stale nut-shaped Crimbo cookie	5	decent	Last Available: "2023-06"
6908	pulsating beefcake's plastic GORM-8	0		Muscle: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6909	maroon sizzling plastic warbear	0		Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6910	plastic Toybot of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2013-12"
6911	red bouncing Samson's plastic warbear fortress	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6912	coward's Oprah's plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6913	warbear whosit	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6914	warbear hoverbelt piecepart	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6915	jittery aromatic reassuring stanky warbear hoverbelt	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +1, Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6916	tumbling warbear battery	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6917	blinking warbear badge	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6918	nitrogenated extra-irradiated flattened maroon warbear wardance potion	0		Effect: "Nutrient-Rich", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2013-12"
6919	extra-alkaline alkaline extra-tarnished red squat warbear bearserker potion	0		Effect: "Appeteyes", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2013-12"
6920	ionized ionized warbear liquid overcoat	0		Effect: "Sepia Tan", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2013-12"
6921	bland small warbear feasting bread	2	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
6922	moldy warbear warrior bread	3	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
6923	toothsome super-sized teal narrow spinning warbear thermoregulator bread	5	awesome	Last Available: "2013-12"
6924	artisanal blurry warbear feasting mead	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-12"
6925	hand-crafted warbear bearserker mead	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-12"
6926	mediocre special purple warbear blizzard mead	3	decent	Effect: "Jacked In", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2013-12"
6927	warbear helm fragment	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6928	lion tamer's warbear plain fedora of the ox of mayonnaise	0		Muscle: +20, Experience (familiar): +2, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6929	red warbear feathered fedora of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6930	warbear fedora of the ox of Leguizamo of bravery	0		Muscle: +20, Monster Level: +20, Spooky Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep", Last Available: "2013-12"
6931	aromatic gravedigger's smartaleck's warbear plain helm	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Spooky Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6932	fuchsia Fonzie's warbear spiked helm	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6933	ghostly Da Vinci's educational warbear electro-spiked helm of the glutton	0		Experience: +1, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy", Last Available: "2013-12"
6934	nasty groovy warbear plain ushanka of the empath	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +5, Stench Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6935	skewed warbear lined ushanka of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6936	squat scorching warbear heated ushanka of vim and vigor of the scaredy-cat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Monster Level: -15, Hot Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xatk, 1xLep", Last Available: "2013-12"
6937	warbear trouser fragment	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6938	Fonzie's warbear party pants of mayonnaise	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6939	supercharged warbear ceremonial party pants	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6940	Samson's boxer's warbear high festival pants of Gandalf	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Experience (Muscle): +5, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul", Last Available: "2013-12"
6941	lion tamer's groovy warbear battle greaves of the glutton	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience (familiar): +2, Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
6942	blinking horrifying warbear officer greaves	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6943	perfumed flame-wreathed arcane researcher's warbear bearserker greaves	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr", Last Available: "2013-12"
6944	Newton's Socratic brainy warbear johns	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience (Mysticality): 4, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6945	squat smartaleck's warbear fleece-lined johns	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6946	gray inspector's greasy Da Vinci's warbear johns	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +15, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2013-12"
6947	warbear accoutrements chunk	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6948	curative Sinatra's warbear goggles of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Experience (Moxie): +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6949	sizzling warbear snowblindness goggles	0		Hot Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6950	narrow spinning greedy sharpshooter's forbidden warbear polarized goggles	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6951	avaricious mansplainer's warbear laser bowtie of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Monster Level: +15, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6952	censurious warbear plasma bowtie	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6953	bouncing ribald warbear nuclear bowtie of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +10, Item Drop: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6954	Jack Frost's manspreader's warbear warscarf of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: 30, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6955	censurious warbear fleece-lined warscarf	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6956	therapeutic warbear warscarf of the storm of Leguizamo	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Monster Level: +20, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6957	jittery warbear requisition box	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6958	warbear exo-arm	0		Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6959	red Temple Grandin's warbear foil hat	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
6960	warbear energy bracers	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6961	arcane researcher's warbear oil pan of extreme caution	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Monster Level: -25, Class: "Sauceror", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spray Hot Grease", Last Available: "2013-12"
6962	twirling warbear laser beacon	0		Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6963	narrow warbear exhaust manifold of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6964	squat warbear jackhammer drill press	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6965	squat warbear auto-anvil	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6966	squat warbear induction oven	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6967	warbear chemistry lab	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6968	pulsating warbear officer requisition box	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6969	tumbling warbear empathy chip	0		Skill: "Psychokinetic Hug", Last Available: "2013-12"
6970	warbear drone assembler	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6971	warbear breakfast machine assembler	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6972	squat huge blind-packed die-cast toy	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6973	flame-wreathed die-cast Bashful the Reindeer	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6974	narrow die-cast Doc the Reindeer of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2013-12"
6975	asbestos-lined die-cast Dopey the Reindeer	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6976	tumbling spinning shaking Sinatra's die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6977	horrifying die-cast Happy the Reindeer	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6978	asbestos-lined die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6979	olive shaking die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6980	blinking huge die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
6981	flame-wreathed die-cast factory worker elf	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6982	friendly die-cast gift-wrapping elf	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
6983	die-cast middle-management elf of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6984	deadly die-cast pencil-pusher elf	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6985	die-cast stocking-stuffer elf of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
6986	upside-down nasty die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign	0		Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6987	inspector's die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory	0		Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2013-12"
6988	jittery narrow rosewater-soaked dog trainer's die-cast death ray in a pear tree	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
6989	ghostly blurry chilly die-cast turtle mech	0		Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6990	fortified die-cast Swiss hen	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Last Available: "2013-12"
6991	die-cast killing bird of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6992	lion tamer's die-cast ring	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2013-12"
6993	narrow knitted die-cast goose a-laying	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
6994	skewed pulsating pulsating auspicious die-cast swarm a-swarming	0		Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6995	stanky die-cast blade a-spinning	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6996	supercool die-cast arc-welding Elfborg	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6997	blinking wholesome die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6998	razor-sharp Sinatra's die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6999	MacGyver's die-cast Father Crimborg of temperance	0		Maximum MP: +100, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
7000	maroon die-cast Don Crimbo of vim and vigor of doom	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2013-12"
7001	lime green Annie Oakley's electrified die-cast Uncle Hobo	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2013-12"
7002	skewed narrow sinister wizardly die-cast Father Crimbo	0		Mysticality: +25, Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
7003	narrow The Smith's Tome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12", Skill: "Summon Smithsness"
7004	cold-filtered wet polymerized jittery Flaskfull of Hollow	0		Effect: "Speed of the Internet", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2013-12"
7005	cyan lump of Brituminous coal	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7006	altered handful of Smithereens	1	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
7007	yummy massive Every Day is Like This Sundae	8	awesome	Last Available: "2013-12"
7008	snack-sized yummy Miserable Pie	2	awesome	Last Available: "2013-12"
7009	thick normal This Charming Flan	5	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
7010	lousy Irish Coffee, English Heart	4	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
7011	bad Strikes Again Bigmouth	4	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
7012	triple-distilled hand-crafted red Paint A Vulgar Pitcher	6	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-12"
7013	green blurry Golden Light	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7014	wobbly Louder Than Bomb	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7015	Handsome Devil	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7016	family-friendly Work is a Four Letter Sword of chilblains of incineration of Flo-Jo	0		Cold Damage: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2013-12"
7017	fuchsia Sherlock's inspector's crafty Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals of mayonnaise	0		Maximum MP: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: 40, Last Available: "2013-12"
7018	lime green frightening chilly Oprah's Sheila Take a Crossbow of Leguizamo	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Monster Level: +20, Cold Damage: +5, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
7019	smelly hardy Sinatra's savvy A Light that Never Goes Out	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum HP: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
7020	wobbly Sherlock's sharpshooter's energetic dangerous Half a Purse	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
7021	lard-coated Hairpiece On Fire of the ox of extreme caution of the blizzard	0		Muscle: +20, Monster Level: -25, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7022	squat stylish thinker's Vicar's Tutu of James Dean of the cheetah	0		Mysticality: +10, Moxie: +25, Experience (Moxie): +3, Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "1.2xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7023	bouncing lard-coated Lo Pan's veiny Hand in Glove	0		Maximum HP: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2013-12"
7024	manspreader's clever quilted Meat Tenderizer is Murder	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum MP: +20, Monster Level: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber", Last Available: "2013-12"
7025	scorching personal trainer's boxer's Ouija Board, Ouija Board	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Hot Damage: +25, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Last Available: "2013-12"
7026	lightning-fast veiny forbidden Hand that Rocks the Ladle	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP: +10, Initiative: +40, Class: "Pastamancer", Last Available: "2013-12"
7027	wool Tesla Saucepanic of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Class: "Sauceror", Last Available: "2013-12"
7028	ghostly supercool Frankly Mr. Shank of Tarzan of the businessman	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience (Muscle): +3, Meat Drop: +50, Class: "Disco Bandit", Last Available: "2013-12"
7029	reassuring brainy Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion of the blizzard	0		Mysticality: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +1, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15, Last Available: "2013-12"
7030	pulsating nasty third-hand lantern	0		Stench Damage: +5
7031	loose purse strings	0		
7032	adequate enchanted super-sized pickled egg	5	good	Effect: "Frozen Shoulders", Effect Duration: 10
7033	cup of lukewarm tea	1	decent	
7034	mirror warbear soda machine assembler	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7035	warbear box	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7036	warbear high-efficiency still	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7037	warbear LP-ROM burner	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7038	warbear gyrocopter	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7039	Vulcanized mirror warbear robo-camouflage unit	0		Effect: "Spooky Blur", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2013-12"
7040	warbear beeping telegram	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7041	warbear procedural hilarity drone	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12"
7042	shaking huge warbear metalworking primer	0		Skill: "Shrap", Last Available: "2013-12"
7043	jittery upside-down warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7044	altered glass slipper	0		Effect: "Nightlit", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2014-12"
7045	pickled blinking antimatter wad	1	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
7046	diffused shaking warbear superpotion	0		Effect: "World's Shortest Giant", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2013-12"
7047	pressed non-nitrogenated green skewed warbear liquid lasers	0		Effect: "Cold Hands", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2013-12"
7048	dry anodized fuchsia warbear rejuvenation potion	0		Effect: "Boletus Swoletus", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2013-12"
7049	broken warbear gyrocopter	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7050	yummy twirling warbear gyro	4	awesome	Last Available: "2013-12"
7051	frozen tarnished blurry recording of Rolando's Rondo of Resisto	0		Effect: "Bubblin' Rage", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2013-12"
7052	ghostly warbear metalworking primer (used)	0		Skill: "Shrap", Last Available: "2013-12"
7053	red warbear empathy chip (used)	0		Skill: "Psychokinetic Hug", Last Available: "2013-12"
7054	mirror warbear drone codes	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7055	spoiled breakfast mess	3	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
7056	warbear breakfast machine	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7057	toothsome breakfast miracle	4	awesome	Last Available: "2013-12"
7058	vacuum-sealed Cloaca Cola Polar	0		Effect: "Oiled Skin", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2013-12"
7059	narrow warbear soda machine	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7060	festive warbear bank	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7061	huge red grimstone mask	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7062	jittery praying Grim Brother	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
7063	Grim Brothers' story book	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7064	hibernating Grimstone Golem	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
7065	pickled tumbling ghostly grim fairy tale	1	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7066	grimstone galoshes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7067	galvanized colloidal upside-down single of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	0		Effect: "Donho's Bubbly Ballad", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2010-02"
7068	ionized warmed olive mirror single of Donho's Bubbly Ballad	0		Effect: "La Bamba", Effect Duration: 47
7069	wobbly Discontent&trade; Winter Garden Catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-01"
7070	spinning packet of winter seeds	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7071	moldy tumbling red snow berries	3	crappy	Last Available: "2014-01"
7072	tasty ice harvest	3	awesome	Last Available: "2014-01"
7073	colloidal ionized super-irradiated frost flower	0		Effect: "Broken Fast", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2014-01"
7074	alkaline tumbling snow cleats	0		Effect: "Enraged", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2014-01"
7075	altered colloidal squat liquid ice pack	0		Effect: "Radiant Personality", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2014-01"
7076	snow boards	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7077	spoiled snow crab	3	crappy	Last Available: "2014-01"
7078	artisanal Ice Island Long Tea	3	super EPIC	Last Available: "2014-01"
7079	jittery unfinished ice sculpture	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7080	ice sculpture	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7081	maroon ice house	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7082	snow machine	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7083	maroon steel-toed snow mobile	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Lasts Until Rollover, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Cold", Last Available: "2014-01"
7084	upside-down studded ice bucket	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7085	olive Sherlock's snow shovel of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7086	ghostly twirling hardy banded bod-ice of bravery	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum HP: +50, Spooky Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7087	olive aromatic lard-coated stanky padded snow belt	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7088	avaricious aromatic hardened ice nine of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Damage Reduction: 3, Stench Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +30, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7089	snow fort	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7090	weak artisanal En Una Fila Tequila	2	EPIC	
7091	Skully's hot chocolate	1	crappy	
7092	coward's warbear dress helmet of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Monster Level: -20, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7093	sizzling extremely unsafe warbear dress bracers	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Hot Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
7094	pulsating flame-wreathed warbear dress greaves of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7095	blue Temple Grandin's crafty sweatband	0		Maximum MP: +10, Familiar Weight: +7, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-12"
7096	gym shorts of Tarzan of courage	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Spooky Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xGhuol, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-12"
7097	friendly deadly ankleweights	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Familiar Weight: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-12"
7098	family-friendly rosewater-soaked sweat socks of the blizzard of the sweet-tooth	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Candy Drop: +100, Drops Items, Last Available: "2014-12"
7099	pint of sweat	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7100	Jerks' Health&trade; Magazine	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7101	modified wobbly Five Second Energy&trade;	1		Last Available: "2014-12"
7102	bouncing pixie axie	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7103	polymerized gray powder	0		Effect: "Kernel Panic!", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2014-12"
7104	licorice whip of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2014-12"
7105	spinning anise-flavored venom	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7106	tolerable watered-down blinking teal snakebite	2	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7107	greasy steel-toed candy stick	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2014-12"
7108	spoiled pecan	4	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7109	jumbo normal pecan pie	5	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7110	chocolate-stained collar	0		Candy Drop: +25, Last Available: "2014-12"
7111	rotten super-sized candy mountain oyster	5	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7112	watered-down aged chocotini	2	awesome	Last Available: "2014-12"
7113	knitted fortified chocolate rabbit's foot of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Damage Absorption: +60, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2014-12"
7114	moldy tiny candy carrot	1	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7115	bland candy carrot cake	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7116	hardened carrot-on-a-stick	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2014-12"
7117	careful forbidden weasel stomping pants	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Monster Level: -10, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, cap 20", Last Available: "2014-12"
7118	spoiled miniature lime green mulberry	2	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7119	perfectly mixed special mulled berry wine	3	super EPIC	Effect: "Helping Comes Second", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2014-12"
7120	lemony scales	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7121	squat therapeutic lemon party hat	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7122	perfumed lemon shirt	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-12"
7123	blinking lemon drop trousers of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7124	anodized lemonhead caviar	0		Effect: "Chilblains of the Corn", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2014-12"
7125	gummi sword of the brute of Calamity Jane	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2014-12"
7126	double-Vulcanized small gummi fin	0		Effect: "Blessing of Pikachutlotal", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2014-12"
7127	squat chocolate cow bone of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2014-12"
7128	diffused gummi fang	0		Effect: "Virgo Rising", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2014-12"
7129	bite-sized decent mirror leftover canap&eacute;s	1	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7130	watered-down tolerable narrow magnum of champagne	2	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7131	Usain Bolt's cow creamer of the scaredy-cat of bravery	0		Monster Level: -15, Spooky Resistance: +5, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2014-12"
7132	adjusted nitrogenated twirling Outer Wolf&trade; cologne	0		Effect: "Weepy, Creepy", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2014-12"
7133	lupine appetite hormones	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7134	maroon electrified wolf whistle of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow Wolf Whistle", Last Available: "2014-12"
7135	special yummy witch's bread	4	awesome	Effect: "Supafly", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2014-12"
7136	improved polymerized huge witch's brew	0		Effect: "Dweeby", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2014-12"
7137	witch's bra of the wise owl of Calamity Jane	0		Mysticality: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2014-12"
7138	mediocre mid-level medieval mead	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7139	ionized diffused triple-deionized R&uuml;mpelstiltz	0		Effect: "Cold, Dead Hands", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2014-12"
7140	spinning wheel	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7141	polymerized hi-octane carrot juice	0		Effect: "Gunky Dory", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2014-12"
7142	triple-deionized quantum hare brush	0		Effect: "Gummiskin", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2014-12"
7143	twirling perfumed experienced hare pin	0		Experience: +2, Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-12"
7144	odd coin	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7145	tasty cinnamon cannoli	4	awesome	Last Available: "2014-12"
7146	watered-down smooth blurry expensive champagne	2	awesome	Last Available: "2014-12"
7147	activated polarized polo trophy	0		Effect: "Neutered Nostrils", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2014-12"
7148	bouncing oil painting	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7149	rosary	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7150	blurry ornate dowsing rod	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7151	straw	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7152		0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7153	lime green clay	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7154	pulsating filling	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7155	parchment	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7156	glass	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7157	jittery fire hose of the wise owl of the cougar of the scaredy-cat	0		Mysticality: +20, Moxie: +20, Monster Level: -15, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 37", Last Available: "2014-12"
7158	moldy fireman's lunch	4	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7159	horrifying sharpshooter's experienced plain paper hat	0		Experience: +2, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, cap 37", Last Available: "2014-12"
7160	adequate ice cream sandwich	4	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7161	Lo Pan's hardy hardened &quot;honey&quot; dipper	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum HP: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2014-12"
7162	moldy plumber's lunch	3	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7163	manspreader's hardened skull gearshift knob of Calamity Jane	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2014-12"
7164	bland massive nachos of the night	7	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7165	fortified Socratic sage Sketcherz&trade;	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Damage Absorption: +60, Last Available: "2014-12"
7166	normal bite-sized blinking spinning skewed can of Adultwitch&trade;	1	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7167	quadruple-boiled non-dry polymerized tumbling smudge stick	0		Effect: "Infernal Thirst", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2014-12"
7168	extra-electrified electrified wall	0		Effect: "Bestial Sympathy", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2014-12"
7169	delicious tankard of ale	4	awesome	Last Available: "2014-12"
7170	dry skewed scroll case	0		Effect: "Alpine Mintiness", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2014-12"
7171	dry jug of &quot;wine&quot;	0		Effect: "Strange Mental Acuity", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2014-12"
7172	narrow juggling ball	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7173	spinning crappy camera	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7174	spoiled humble pie	4	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7175	jittery maroon small golem	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7176	shaking crappy camera	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7177	energized spinning crappy waiter disguise	0		Effect: "Haunted Liver", Effect Duration: 16
7178	twirling maroon Copperhead Charm	0		
7179	The First Pizza	0		
7180	yellow The Lacrosse Stick of Lacoronado	0		
7181	The Eye of the Stars	0		
7182	The Stankara Stone	0		
7183	Murphy's Rancid Black Flag	0		
7184	ghostly jittery The Shield of Brook	0		
7185	Red Zeppelin ticket	0		
7186	Copperhead Charm (rampant)	0		
7187	artisanal fortified unnamed cocktail	5	EPIC	
7188	blurry handful of tips	0		
7189	green unrequired jacket of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15
7190	twirling prompt tommy gun	0		Adventures: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unload Tommy Gun"
7191	drum of tommy ammo	0		
7192	squat throwing knife	0		
7193	mirror throwing spoon	0		
7194	throwing fork	0		
7195	pulsating breadchucks of the brazier of doom	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
7196	shuriken salad	0		
7197	smelly combat fan	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10
7198	mirror curative smartaleck's silk skirt	0		Moxie Percent: +30, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 38"
7199	blowdart	0		
7200	wobbly pulsating manspreader's Buddy Bjorn	0		Monster Level: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2014-02"
7201	spinning wizardly The Nuge's favorite crossbow of the empath of bravery	0		Mysticality: +25, Familiar Weight: +5, Spooky Resistance: +5
7202	moldy sweet roll Alabama	3	crappy	
7203	tumbling upside-down groovy Saturday Night Special	0		Moxie Percent: +10
7204	shaking lynyrd snare	0		
7205	jittery pulsating dog trainer's fleetwood chain	0		Experience (familiar): +1
7206	artisanal olive Green Manalishi	4	EPIC	
7207	arcane researcher's blade	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
7208	fire of unknown origin	0		
7209	special eagle's milk	1	EPIC	Effect: "Chow Downed", Effect Duration: 45
7210	tarnished nitrogenated mirror eagle feather	0		Effect: "Shoesauce", Effect Duration: 40
7211	double-liquefied enhanced denatured one pill	0		Effect: "On the Trolley", Effect Duration: 18
7212	stylish Jefferson wings	0		Moxie: +25
7213	shaking fleetwood macaroni	0		
7214	wobbly cheesy eagle sauce	0		
7215	moldy thick fuchsia fleetwood mac 'n' cheese	5	crappy	
7216	blinking lynyrd skin	0		
7217	yellow lynyrdskin cap of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xVolley, cap 42"
7218	upside-down inspector's lynyrdskin tunic	0		Item Drop: +15
7219	coward's lynyrdskin breeches	0		Monster Level: -20, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1.5xGhuol, cap 42"
7220	cigarette lighter	0		
7221	priceless diamond	0		
7222	hand-crafted Flamin' Whatshisname	4	EPIC	
7223	cold-filtered pressed galvanized jittery lynyrd musk	0		Effect: "Eagle Eyes", Effect Duration: 12
7224	gray stanky razor-sharp Kashmir sweater	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +25
7225	immense rotten custard pie	7	crappy	
7226	skewed tea for one	1	decent	
7227	weak bad bottle of Evermore	2	decent	
7228	fuchsia box	0		
7229	acceptable skewed wine	4	good	
7230	hand-crafted rum	3	EPIC	
7231	perfectly mixed Murderer's Punch	3	EPIC	
7232	half-sized decent velvet cake	2	good	
7233	nitrogenated letter	0		Effect: "Phairly Pheromonal", Effect Duration: 28
7234	sinister book of temperance	0		Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5
7235	narrow hardy sage masque	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Maximum HP: +50, Single Equip
7236	extremely unsafe red-hot poker	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100
7237	lion tamer's Red X Shield	0		Experience (familiar): +2
7238	scandalous groovy badge	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip
7239	shellacked deadly shirt	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Damage Reduction: 7
7240	coat of vim and vigor of Gandalf	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +20
7241	spinning reassuring shoe of the cheetah	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Initiative: +60, Single Equip
7242	jittery button	0		
7243	button	0		
7244	denatured blood cells	0		Effect: "Craft Tea", Effect Duration: 52
7245	unsweetened dry non-colloidal eye	0		Effect: "Hagg-ard", Effect Duration: 68
7246	glark cable	0		
7247	blurry shaking miser's beefcake's Red Fox glove	0		Muscle: +25, Meat Drop: +10, Attacks Can't Miss, Single Equip
7248	anodized squat foxglove	0		Effect: "Fruited", Effect Duration: 21
7249	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	0		
7250	Sinatra's Socratic Sneaky Pete's jacket of Gandalf of the overflowing toilet	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Experience (Moxie): +5, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Sneaky Pete)]
7251	skewed jug of Sneaky Pete's Mojo	0		Free Pull
7252	shot of Sneaky Pete's Mojo	0		Free Pull
7253	Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy	0		
7254	really cocktail shaker	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7255	smooth mini-martini	3	awesome	
7256	smoke grenade	0		
7257	powdered mirror molotov soda	1	good	
7258	oxidized pickled pile of ashes	0		Effect: "Mer-kindliness", Effect Duration: 45
7259	upside-down crate of firebombs	0		
7260	spinning bouncing firebomb	0		
7261	jittery avaricious Sneaky Pete's basket of incineration of the early riser	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +30, Adventures: +7
7262	&quot;I Love Me, Vol. I&quot;	0		
7263	photograph of a dog	0		
7264	blurry gray photograph of a nugget	0		
7265	photograph of an ostrich egg	0		
7266	blurry maroon disposable instant camera	0		
7267	chaotic smartaleck's thinker's Sneaky Pete's jacket (collar popped) of vim and vigor	0		Mysticality: +10, Moxie Percent: +30, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Sneaky Pete)]
7268	Letter for Melvign the Gnome	0		
7269	Professor What garment	0		
7270	&quot;2 Love Me, Vol. 2&quot;	0		
7271	Thinknerd Blind-Packed Toy	0		
7272	double-paned plastic Professor What	0		Cold Resistance: +5
7273	mirror plastic Jared the Duskwalker of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20
7274	hardened plastic Duke Starkiller	0		Damage Reduction: 3
7275	educational plastic Gary Claybender	0		Experience: +1
7276	plastic Captain Kerkard of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15
7277	aerosolized wet nitrogenated blue jittery robot grease	0		Effect: "Mmmmmelon", Effect Duration: 16
7278	returned Thinknerd package	0		
7279	denatured wind-up Whatsian robot	0		Effect: "Tenacity of the Snapper", Effect Duration: 22
7280	polymerized dry wind-up vampire teeth	0		Effect: "Blackberry Politeness", Effect Duration: 55
7281	warmed ionized wind-up navigation droid	0		Effect: "Slime Time", Effect Duration: 65
7282	magnetized jittery green wind-up owl	0		Effect: "Overstimulated", Effect Duration: 39
7283	tarnished electrified twirling wind-up ensign	0		Effect: "Stinky Hands", Effect Duration: 68
7284	studded dance instructor's crying statue earrings	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Damage Absorption: +80, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover
7285	wobbly dog trainer's strapping plastic Duskwalker necklace	0		Muscle: +5, Experience (familiar): +1, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover
7286	blinking razor-sharp plastic replica blaster pistol of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Lasts Until Rollover
7287	bouncing upside-down lightning-fast Gary Claybender's Time Screwer of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Initiative: +40, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover
7288	shaking Space Tourist palmdoctor of the dark arts of doom	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Lasts Until Rollover
7289	rosewater-soaked Lo Pan's amok putter of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Stench Resistance: +3
7290	normal ghostly amok pudding	4	good	
7291	squat deactivated putty buddy	0		
7292	putty coat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7293	double-tarnished wobbly can of V-11	0		Effect: "Celestial Vision", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2014-03"
7294	fireproof foul-smelling elevennis shoes	0		Stench Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2014-03"
7295	red elevent	0		Last Available: "2014-03"
7296	Usain Bolt's elevenderizing hammer of the early riser	0		Initiative: +80, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2014-03"
7297	cyan MacGyver's Professor What T-Shirt	0		Maximum MP: +100
7298	heavy-duty bendy straw	0		
7299	pellet of plant food	0		
7300	pulsating sewing kit	0		
7301	Spookyraven billiards room key	0		
7302	upside-down Spookyraven library key	0		
7303	huge Lady Spookyraven's necklace	0		
7304	telegram from Lady Spookyraven	0		
7305	Lady Spookyraven's powder puff	0		
7306	Lady Spookyraven's finest gown	0		
7307	bouncing Lady Spookyraven's dancing shoes	0		
7308	anodized upside-down eyebrow pencil	0		Effect: "EVISCERATE!", Effect Duration: 36
7309	warmed pickled blinking rosewater cream	0		Effect: "Bureaucratized", Effect Duration: 11
7310	extra-warmed quantum bronzer	0		Effect: "Pop-eyed", Effect Duration: 42
7311	Jim Carey's beefy elegant nightstick	0		Muscle: +10, Monster Level: +25
7312	still grill	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-06"
7313	jittery box of hickory chips	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7314	maroon poppet	0		
7315	huge rickety rocking horse	0		
7316	purple jack-in-the-box	0		
7317	lime green jar of baby ghosts	0		
7318	spinning Sherlock's electrified Samson's ghost of a necklace	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Item Drop: +25, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
7319	greasy horrifying Elizabeth's Dollie	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
7320	nitrogenated electrified narrow Elizabeth's paintbrush	0		Effect: "Big", Effect Duration: 19
7321	mirror spinning blinking coward's wholesome Stephen's lab coat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Monster Level: -20
7322	vacuum-sealed flattened double-flattened Stephen's secret formula	0		Effect: "Hella Tough", Effect Duration: 31
7323	wool supercool Jacob's rung	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Cold Resistance: +1
7324	denatured tumbling mirror battery	1		
7325	artisanal spinning snakebite	3	EPIC	
7326	Van der Graaf therapeutic rubber ribcage	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
7327	twisted spinning synthetic marrow	1		
7328	double-pickled funny bone	0		Effect: "Aspect of the GravyPlum Fairy", Effect Duration: 41
7329	squat occult half-melted spoon of the sewer	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Stench Damage: +25
7330	altered huge the funk	1		
7331	spoiled low-calorie gunky chicken	1	crappy	
7332	shaking lime green rock-hard doll head	0		Damage Reduction: 5
7333	mirror droopy doll eye	0		
7334	voice box	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Pull Voice Box String"
7335	double-paned healthy paddle-ball	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Cold Resistance: +5
7336	alkaline vacuum-sealed sound effects record	0		Effect: "substats.enh", Effect Duration: 32
7337	alphabet block	0		
7338	pressed dancer	0		Effect: "Super Accuracy", Effect Duration: 38
7339	music box mechanism	0		
7340	mirror moose antlers of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 27"
7341	pressed moose thought	0		Effect: "stats.enq", Effect Duration: 66
7342	jumbo normal moose chocolate	5	good	
7343	lousy twirling twirling painting of a glass of wine	4	decent	
7344	maroon oil painting of yourself	0		
7345	ornate picture frame	0		
7346	squat doll-eye amulet	0		Single Equip
7347	supercharged hardened ghost toga	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum MP Percent: +30
7348	stale half-sized purple sheet cake	2	decent	
7349	ghost key	0		
7350	picture of you	0		
7351	Sherlock's veiny Staff of the Electric Range of the scaredy-cat	0		Maximum HP: +10, Monster Level: -15, Item Drop: +25
7352	stale jumbo jittery deluxe layer cake	5	decent	
7353	chunk of hot iron	0		
7354	watered-down artisanal twirling red-hot boilermaker	2	EPIC	
7355	stiffened coal shovel	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shovel Hot Coal"
7356	electrified hot coal	0		Effect: "Carrion' On", Effect Duration: 55
7357	enhanced chilled coal dust	0		Effect: "Unusual Perspective", Effect Duration: 42
7358	shellacked Bram's choker of the brute of doom	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Damage Reduction: 7, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
7359	plaid swatch	0		
7360	plaid bandage	0		
7361	shaking plaid pocket square of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25
7362	chilly occult plaid skirt	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Cold Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 38"
7363	boiled spinning bloodstain stick	0		Effect: "The Spy Who Loved XP", Effect Duration: 59
7364	fabric softener	0		
7365	galvanized squat fabric hardener	0		Effect: "Bat Attitude", Effect Duration: 39
7366	practically non-alcoholic drinkable bottle of laundry sherry	1	good	
7367	oxidized quantum wobbly mirror industrial strength starch	0		Effect: "Nuts about Candy", Effect Duration: 43, Wiki Name: "industrial strength starch"
7368	normal narrow extra-flat panini	3	good	
7369	vacuum-sealed enhanced huge mangled finger	0		Effect: "Oleaginous Soles", Effect Duration: 61
7370	boozy artisanal Psychotic Train wine	5	EPIC	
7371	huge crazy hobo notebook	0		
7372	fancy miniature bland huge pie man was not meant to eat	2	decent	Effect: "Hopped Up on Goofballs", Effect Duration: 10
7373	chilly sommelier's towel	0		Cold Damage: +5
7374	healthy tarnished tastevin	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Single Equip
7375	fancy bland spinning actual tapas	4	decent	Effect: "stats.enq", Effect Duration: 10
7376	ghast iron ingot	0		
7377	purple flame-retardant ghast iron cleaver of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Hot Resistance: +1
7378	huge upside-down energetic ghast iron Garibaldi of Calamity Jane	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 14"
7379	bouncing ghostly dog trainer's ghast iron heater shield of bravery	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Spooky Resistance: +5
7380	stanky MacGyver's ghast iron codpiece	0		Maximum MP: +100, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 42"
7381	curative Pendant of Gargalesis	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
7382	green Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab	0		Last Available: "2014-04"
7383	cyan DNA extraction syringe	0		Last Available: "2014-04"
7384	extra-unsweetened adjusted tumbling upside-down Gene Tonic: Dude	0		Effect: "Stone-Faced", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2014-04"
7385	vacuum-sealed vacuum-sealed Gene Tonic: Beast	0		Effect: "Putting the Pro in Proletariat", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2014-04"
7386	activated deionized huge Gene Tonic: Construct	0		Effect: "Gummi Badass", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2014-04"
7387	energized warmed Gene Tonic: Undead	0		Effect: "The Smeezingtons", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2014-04"
7388	quantum quadruple-oxidized Gene Tonic: Humanoid	0		Effect: "Natural 20", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2014-04"
7389	Vulcanized magnetized Gene Tonic: Insect	0		Effect: "Seal Clubbing Frenzy", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2014-04"
7390	electrified twirling red Gene Tonic: Hippy	0		Effect: "Briny Blood", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2014-04"
7391	diffused squat Gene Tonic: Orc	0		Effect: "Very Clean Teeth", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2014-04"
7392	cold-filtered Gene Tonic: Demon	0		Effect: "Taurus Rising", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2014-04"
7393	deionized maroon Gene Tonic: Horror	0		Effect: "Egg-stra Arm", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2014-04"
7394	dry cold-filtered Gene Tonic: Fish	0		Effect: "Innately Strong", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2014-04"
7395	extra-colloidal mirror spinning Gene Tonic: Goblin	0		Effect: "Spiro Gyro", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2014-04"
7396	extra-quantum tarnished Gene Tonic: Pirate	0		Effect: "Mushroom Might", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2014-04"
7397	activated Gene Tonic: Plant	0		Effect: "Stickler for Promptness", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2014-04"
7398	vacuum-sealed frozen polymerized shaking Gene Tonic: Weird	0		Effect: "You're High as a Crow, Marty", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2014-04"
7399	nitrogenated polarized Gene Tonic: Elf	0		Effect: "Slightly Mutated", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2014-04"
7400	concentrated electrified Gene Tonic: Mer-kin	0		Effect: "Bestial Sympathy", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2014-04"
7401	quadruple-activated Gene Tonic: Slime	0		Effect: "Yuletide Mutations", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2014-04"
7402	moist flattened Gene Tonic: Penguin	0		Effect: "Low on the Hog", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2014-04"
7403	double-boiled Gene Tonic: Elemental	0		Effect: "Red Misty-Eyed", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2014-04"
7404	vacuum-sealed blurry Gene Tonic: Constellation	0		Effect: "Poker Faced", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2014-04"
7405	polarized Gene Tonic: Hobo	0		Effect: "Blubbered Up", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2014-04"
7406	Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#1)	0		
7407	wobbly Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#2)	0		
7408	Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#3)	0		
7409	Steam Card: Space Trip (#1)	0		
7410	Steam Card: Space Trip (#2)	0		
7411	Steam Card: Space Trip (#3)	0		
7412	pulsating Steam Card: Meteoid (#1)	0		
7413	Steam Card: Meteoid (#2)	0		
7414	Steam Card: Meteoid (#3)	0		
7415	Steam Card: DemonStar (#1)	0		
7416	Steam Card: DemonStar (#2)	0		
7417	blinking Steam Card: DemonStar (#3)	0		
7418	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#1)	0		
7419	spinning Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#2)	0		
7420	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#3)	0		
7421	bouncing pencil thin mushroom	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7422	Paradaisical Cheeseburger recipe	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7423	salty sailor salt	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7424	green bike rental broupon	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7425	shaking Taco Dan's Taco Stand Cocktail Sauce Bottle	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7426	sprinkle shaker	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7427	colloidal non-adjusted sleight-of-hand mushroom	0		Effect: "Cautious Prowl", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2014-05"
7428	spinning Taco Dan's Taco Stand's Taco Receipt	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7429	huge Beach Buck	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7430	diffused blinking huge lime green Fun-Guy spore	0		Effect: "Aided and Abetted", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2014-05"
7431	diffused tarnished upside-down Boletus Broletus mushroom	0		Effect: "Balls of Ectoplasm", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2014-05"
7432	unsweetened Omphalotus Omphaloskepsis mushroom	0		Effect: "Bloody Bloody Bloody!", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2014-05"
7433	double-activated tumbling Gyromitra Dynomita mushroom	0		Effect: "Drunk With Power", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2014-05"
7434	tarnished Helvella Haemophilia mushroom	0		Effect: "In Vino Vires", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2014-05"
7435	adjusted flattened Stemonitis Staticus mushroom	0		Effect: "Discomfited", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2014-05"
7436	flattened ionized ionized Tremella Tarantella mushroom	0		Effect: "Kissed By Fire", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2014-05"
7437	twirling Pastaco shell	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7438	thick normal Beefy Crunch Pastaco	5	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7439	normal Brain Food Pastaco	3	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7440	yummy gigantic Cool Brunch Pastaco	10	awesome	Last Available: "2014-05"
7441	moldy Medical Pastaco	3	crappy	Last Available: "2014-05"
7442	enchanted flavorless pulsating yellow Energy Buzz Pastaco	3	decent	Effect: "Preternatural Greed", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2014-05"
7443	bland Ludovico Pastaco	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7444	perfectly mixed ghostly overpowering mushroom wine	3	super EPIC	Last Available: "2014-05"
7445	watered-down artisanal complex mushroom wine	2	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2014-05"
7446	boozy lousy smooth mushroom wine	5	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7447	weak perfectly mixed blood-red mushroom wine	2	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2014-05"
7448	drinkable buzzing mushroom wine	4	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7449	lousy swirling mushroom wine	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7450	stale Taco Dan's Basic Taco Dan Taco	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7451	moldy half-sized Taco Dan's Taco Fish Fish Taco	2	crappy	Last Available: "2014-05"
7452	tumbling narrow red Taco Dan's Super Taco-Riffic Taco Sauce!	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7453	practically non-alcoholic aged regular-size brogurt	1	awesome	Last Available: "2014-05"
7454	artisanal watered-down super-size brogurt	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-05"
7455	practically non-alcoholic artisanal mirror broberry brogurt	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2014-05"
7456	watered-down perfectly mixed brocolate brogurt	2	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2014-05"
7457	smooth upside-down skewed French bronilla brogurt	4	awesome	Last Available: "2014-05"
7458	History's Most Offensive Jokes, Vol. IX	0		Skill: "Unoffendable", Last Available: "2014-05"
7459	skewed Now You're Cooking With Grease	0		Skill: "Grease Up", Last Available: "2014-05"
7460	red Sloppy Seconds Diner Employee Handbook	0		Skill: "Sloppy Secrets", Last Available: "2014-05"
7461	industrial strength anti-fungal spray	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7462	mirror deadly Brogre brorts	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xGhuol, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-05"
7463	tumbling Brogre brolo shirt of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2014-05"
7464	huge yellow healthy Brogre bucket hat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 14", Last Available: "2014-05"
7465	Spring Break Beach tattoo coupon	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7466	airplane charter: Spring Break Beach	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-05"
7467	one-day ticket to Spring Break Beach	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7468	up-at-dawn toasty 8-billed baseball cap of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Hot Damage: +5, Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-05"
7469	wholesome steel-toed extremely wet T-shirt of terror	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2014-05"
7470	blinking nippy shrimp fork of chilblains of terror	0		Cold Damage: 35, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2014-05"
7471	dry concentrated blue BROS Energy Drink	0		Effect: "Tearful, Fearful", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2014-05"
7472	double-enhanced jittery go-go potion	0		Effect: "Heightened Senses", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2014-05"
7473	frozen maroon shrimp cocktail	0		Effect: "Nuts about Candy", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2014-05"
7474	vacuum-sealed twirling Yolo&trade; chocolates	0		Effect: "Cybernetic Muscles", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2020-09"
7475	groovy string of moist beads	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Last Available: "2014-05"
7476	spinning cyan Ultimate Mind Destroyer	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7477	quadruple-nitrogenated Meat-inflating powder	0		Effect: "Ocelot Eyes", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2014-05"
7478	possessed sugar cube	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7479	unsweetened skewed sugar fairy	0		Effect: "Feelin' Philosophical", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2014-05"
7480	deionized sugar bunny	0		Effect: "Izchak's Blessing", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2014-05"
7481	sweet tooth	0		Last Available: "2014-05", Wiki Name: "sweet tooth"
7482	artisanal lime green Rompedores de Fantasmas	4	EPIC	
7483	bad La Fantasma y La Oscuridad	3	decent	
7484	bad twirling Fantasma en la M&aacute;quina	4	decent	
7485	loosening powder	0		
7486	castoreum	0		
7487	drain dissolver	0		
7488	squat triple-distilled turpentine	0		
7489	detartrated anhydrous sublicalc	0		
7490	triatomaceous dust	0		
7491	tolerable watered-down bottle of Chateau de Vinegar	2	good	
7492	blasting soda	0		
7493	unstable fulminate	0		
7494	wine bomb	0		
7495	recipe: mortar-dissolving solution	0		
7496	wobbly bottled day	0		
7497	ghost formula	0		
7498	Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette	0		
7499	pickled ionized tumbling Hot 'n' Scarys	0		Effect: "Analog Drunk", Effect Duration: 56
7500	map	0		
7501		0		
7502	non-diffused non-liquefied activated huge squat Texas tea	0		Effect: "One Very Clear Eye", Effect Duration: 41
7503	sharpshooter's dark hamethyst ring	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10
7504	Da Vinci's dark baconstone ring	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5
7505	dark porquoise ring of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25
7506	double-paned book of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Cold Resistance: +5
7507	pulsating tumbling manspreader's cloak	0		Monster Level: +10
7508	label	0		
7509	adequate Mornington crescent roll	4	good	
7510	irradiated shaking eye shadow	0		Effect: "Jammin'", Effect Duration: 56
7511	crumbling wheel	0		
7512	alkaline non-enhanced poppy	0		Effect: "Wet Rub", Effect Duration: 36
7513	opium grenade	0		
7514	duonoculars of the brute of terror	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
7515	mirror squat plastic rock	0		
7516	ghostly wobbly witch's spare house key	0		
7517	sharpshooter's weightlifter's spider leg	0		Muscle: +15, Critical Hit Percent: +10
7518	wand of pigification	0		
7519	strong artisanal bouncing tumbling glass of bourbon	5	EPIC	
7520	burned government manual fragment	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7521	tasty government cheese	4	awesome	Last Available: "2014-05"
7522	avaricious pair of government shades	0		Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-05"
7523	space junk	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7524	cold-filtered government	0		Effect: "Faboooo", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2014-05"
7525	enhanced alien drugs	0		Effect: "Fangs and Pangs", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2023-09"
7526	wobbly weird space book	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7527	alien force field disruptor bean	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7528	blue censurious government-issued night-vision goggles of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-05"
7529	big bland blue loaf of alien bread	5	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7530	enchanted flavorless teal grilled cheese sandwich	3	decent	Effect: "Violent Night", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2014-05"
7531	twisted mirror alien protein powder	1	EPIC	Effect: "Shoesauce", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2014-05"
7532	mediocre olive rocket fuel	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7533	alien source code printout	0		Skill: "Alien Source Code", Last Available: "2014-05"
7534	narrow alien source code printout (used)	0		Skill: "Alien Source Code", Last Available: "2014-05"
7535	high-proof bad mirror stealth bomber	9	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7536	space beast fur	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7537	twitching space egg	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7538	ramekin of space nuts	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2014-05"
7539	padded space beast fur hat	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley", Last Available: "2014-05"
7540	rosewater-soaked space beast fur pants	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley", Last Available: "2014-05"
7541	up-at-dawn space beast fur whip	0		Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2014-05"
7542	fuchsia squat space invader	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7543	space heater of Leguizamo of terror	0		Monster Level: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heat Space", Last Available: "2014-05"
7544	space bar	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7545	lousy space port	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7546	upside-down aromatic Da Vinci's space needle	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2014-05"
7547	tarnished lime green spinning buffed alien drugs	0		Effect: "Jaba&ntilde;ero Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2014-05"
7548	mirror hot ashes	0		Last Available: "2014-06"
7549	aerosolized ash soda	0		Effect: "Busy Bein' Delicious", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2014-06"
7550	electrified activated liquid smoke	0		Effect: "Super-Charged", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2014-06"
7551	deionized dollop of barbecue sauce	0		Effect: "Human-Demon Hybrid", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2014-06"
7552	galvanized bowl of marinade	0		Effect: "Piratey Flavor", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2014-06"
7553	gray shaker of dry rub	0		Last Available: "2014-06"
7554	ionized triple-concentrated blurry bottle of lighter fluid	0		Effect: "Human-Penguin Hybrid", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2014-06"
7555	fuchsia page	0		
7556	blinking elephant gift	0		
7557	adjusted twirling blood cells	0		Effect: "Coy to the Hurled", Effect Duration: 65
7558	smooth watered-down wine	2	awesome	
7559	modified vacuum-sealed gummi turtle	0		Effect: "Think Win-Lose", Effect Duration: 25
7560	turtle-shaped rock	0		
7561	tarnished denatured huge giraffe-necked turtle	0		Effect: "Shawarma Initiative", Effect Duration: 47
7562	non-ionized frozen musk turtle	0		Effect: "Night Vision", Effect Duration: 59
7563	polymerized ionized programmable turtle	0		Effect: "Yes, Can Haz", Effect Duration: 16
7564	magnetized ghostly mocking turtle	0		Effect: "Rave Nirvana", Effect Duration: 68
7565	special rotten low-calorie teal ham steak	1	crappy	Effect: "Hot Jellied", Effect Duration: 20
7566	time-twitching toolbelt of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Free Pull
7567	Chroner	0		
7568	wholesome Fonzie's Time Lord Badge of Honor of the cheetah	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Initiative: +60
7569	tumbling veiny occult strapping Time Bandit Badge of Courage	0		Muscle: +5, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP: +10
7570	vacuum-sealed wobbly Friendliness Beverage	0		Effect: "Truly Gritty", Effect Duration: 22
7571	Usain Bolt's forbidden silent pea shooter	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Initiative: +80
7572	miniature bland mirror D roll	2	decent	
7573	family-friendly baleful kiwi beak	0		Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +1
7574	perfectly mixed enchanted New Zealand iced tea	3	EPIC	Effect: "Cold Hard Skin", Effect Duration: 50
7575	Jack Frost's Jim Carey's droll monocle	0		Monster Level: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
7576	moist enhanced future drug: Muscularactum	0		Effect: "Slimed Stomach", Effect Duration: 66
7577	activated unsweetened extra-boiled future drug: Smartinex	0		Effect: "Granolarrrgh", Effect Duration: 63
7578	triple-electrified tarnished future drug: Coolscaline	0		Effect: "Slime Time", Effect Duration: 66
7579	shaking twitching time capsule	0		
7580	dehydrated liquid shifting time weirdness	1		Effect: "Neutered Nostrils", Effect Duration: 35
7581	shaking shifting time weirdness	0		Adventures: +4, PvP Fights: +4
7582	flavorless half-sized rack of dinosaur ribs	2	decent	
7583	hand-crafted practically non-alcoholic scotch on the rocks	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
7584	lion tamer's careful yabba dabba doo rag	0		Monster Level: -10, Experience (familiar): +2, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 27"
7585	olive weightlifter's wooly loincloth of the brazier	0		Muscle: +15, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 27"
7586	helix fossil	0		
7587	wobbly S.S. Ticket	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7588	twirling Clan speakeasy	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-07"
7589	drinkable practically non-alcoholic glass of &quot;milk&quot;	1	good	Last Available: "2014-07"
7590	bad weak cup of &quot;tea&quot;	2	decent	Last Available: "2014-07"
7591	mediocre watered-down thermos of &quot;whiskey&quot;	2	decent	Last Available: "2014-07"
7592	practically non-alcoholic artisanal Lucky Lindy	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2014-07"
7593	boozy mediocre Bee's Knees	5	decent	Last Available: "2014-07"
7594	perfectly mixed Sockdollager	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-07"
7595	mediocre Ish Kabibble	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-07"
7596	artisanal fortified Hot Socks	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-07"
7597	watered-down lousy yellow jittery Phonus Balonus	2	decent	Last Available: "2014-07"
7598	artisanal Flivver	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-07"
7599	mediocre weak Sloppy Jalopy	2	decent	Last Available: "2014-07"
7600	flattened fuchsia flame	0		Effect: "Make Meat FA$T!", Effect Duration: 69
7601	dry pickled quadruple-cold-filtered bouncing teal temporary yak tattoo	0		Effect: "Coal-Powered", Effect Duration: 44
7602	adjusted Fitspiration&trade; poster	0		Effect: "Unusual Fashion Sense", Effect Duration: 55
7603	moist nitrogenated neckbeard	0		Effect: "Flamb&eacute;-a-thon", Effect Duration: 22
7604	boiled concentrated enhanced artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice	0		Effect: "Okee-Dokee Go!", Effect Duration: 58
7605	activated lime green punk patch	0		Effect: "Haunted Liver", Effect Duration: 54
7606	polarized nitrogenated galvanized steampunk potion	0		Effect: "Human-Elemental Hybrid", Effect Duration: 37
7607	quadruple-ionized colloidal lime green vial of swamp vapors	0		Effect: "Insulated Trousers", Effect Duration: 25
7608	cold-filtered purple turtle mud	0		Effect: "Starry-Eyed", Effect Duration: 30
7609	nitrogenated Redeye&trade; Eyedrops	0		Effect: "Ocelot Eyes", Effect Duration: 15
7610	super-enhanced modified narrow Dweebisol&trade; inhaler	0		Effect: "Orc Chops", Effect Duration: 49
7611	flattened Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil	0		Effect: "Whippin' It Good", Effect Duration: 36
7612	ionized tomato soup poster	0		Effect: "Earthen Fist", Effect Duration: 43
7613	chilled activated Vulcanized bubblin' chemistry solution	0		Effect: "Boletus Swoletus", Effect Duration: 31
7614	pressed voodoo glowskull	0		Effect: "Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric", Effect Duration: 52
7615	dry blinking pygmy adder oil	0		Effect: "Greasy Visage", Effect Duration: 18
7616	activated ionized pygmy witchhazel	0		Effect: "Hyperoffended", Effect Duration: 60
7617	aerosolized adjusted chilled cyan short deposition	0		Effect: "Florid Cheeks", Effect Duration: 61
7618	moist non-magnetized triple-pressed straw pole	0		Effect: "Artificially Sweet", Effect Duration: 12
7619	unsweetened ionized double-pickled huge copperhead potion	0		Effect: "One Very Clear Eye", Effect Duration: 46
7620	wet altered blinking ninja fear powder	0		Effect: "Flower Power", Effect Duration: 14
7621	moist diffused gray ninja eyeblack	0		Effect: "Waxing", Effect Duration: 30
7622	chilled deionized spinning button rouge	0		Effect: "Anytwo Five Elevenis?", Effect Duration: 24
7623	galvanized vacuum-sealed squat Red Army camouflage kit	0		Effect: "It Tickles!  It Tickles!", Effect Duration: 25
7624	cold-filtered lynyrd skinner toothblack	0		Effect: "Nightstalkin'", Effect Duration: 27
7625	super-vacuum-sealed flask of rainwater	0		Effect: "Twinkly Weapon", Effect Duration: 51
7626	irradiated oyster badge	0		Effect: "Floundering", Effect Duration: 54
7627	non-cold-filtered skewed teal plastic Jefferson wings	0		Effect: "Celestial Sheen", Effect Duration: 57
7628	liquefied extra-galvanized dancing fan	0		Effect: "Pill Power", Effect Duration: 18
7629	modified page of the Necrohobocon	0		Effect: "Red Door Syndrome", Effect Duration: 19
7630	denatured altered altered magic powder	0		Effect: "Neuromancy", Effect Duration: 34
7631	vacuum-sealed friar's tonsure	0		Effect: "[1701]Hip to the Jive", Effect Duration: 35
7632	adjusted government-issue identification badge	0		Effect: "Egg-stra Arm", Effect Duration: 69
7633	magnetized moist jittery shaking alien hologram projector	0		Effect: "Yes, Can Haz", Effect Duration: 16
7634	diffused galvanized irradiated turtle	0		Effect: "Cranberry Cordiality", Effect Duration: 13
7635	wet corrupted squat cigar box turtle	0		Effect: "Far Out", Effect Duration: 27
7636	shellacked shell of the sweet-tooth of Flo-Jo	0		Candy Drop: +100, Initiative: +100, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7637	twirling smelly pillow shell	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7638	blinking upside-down whatsit-covered turtle shell	0		Item Drop: +5, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7639	blue fireproof oil shell	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7640	bouncing miser's flame-wreathed coward's turtle shell	0		Monster Level: -20, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7641	shocked shell	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer", Damage Aura: 1
7642	gray ingot turtle	0		
7643	shaking duty umbrella	0		Water Level: -2
7644	gray squat pool skimmer	0		
7645	upside-down life preserver	0		
7646	ghostly lightning milk	0		
7647	aquaconda brain	0		
7648	huge spinning thunder thigh	0		
7649	electrified boiled ghostly gourmet gourami oil	0		Effect: "Cool, Catlike", Effect Duration: 16
7650	pickled catfish whiskers	0		Effect: "Gummi-Grin", Effect Duration: 44
7651	mirror freshwater fishbone	0		
7652	yellow narrow fishbone catcher's mitt	0		
7653	fishbone kneepads	0		Initiative: +60, Single Equip
7654	fishbone corset	0		
7655	fishbone fins	0		Single Equip
7656	fishbone facemask	0		Monster Level: -30
7657	fishbone belt	0		Critical Hit Percent: +25, Weapon Damage: +25, Single Equip
7658	fishbone bracers	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
7659	shaking savvy neoprene skullcap	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 16"
7660	corrupted narrow goblin water	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Creepy Pasta", Effect Duration: 31
7661	dumb mud	0		
7662	decent big Sogg-Os	5	good	
7663	cyan miser's lion tamer's Lord Soggyraven's Slippers of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Experience (familiar): +2, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip
7664	double-chilled ghostly jittery Ancient Protector Soda	0		Effect: "Rampage!", Effect Duration: 17
7665	cold-filtered liquid ice	0		Effect: "Human-Weird Thing Hybrid", Effect Duration: 20
7666	drinkable Wet Russian	3	good	
7667	immense flavorless pulsating pulsating filet of The Fish	6	decent	
7668	yellow Thwaitgold spider statuette	0		
7669	twirling stylish thunder down underwear of the ox of incineration	0		Muscle: +20, Moxie: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Lasts Until Rollover
7670	red zippy dangerous famous raincoat of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Weapon Damage: +10, Initiative: +20, Lasts Until Rollover
7671	lightning-fast slick lightning rod of bravery	0		Moxie: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Initiative: +40, Lasts Until Rollover
7672	thinker's law-abiding citizen cane	0		Mysticality: +10, Single Equip
7673	delicious weak yellow legitimate business on the beach	2	awesome	
7674	blurry mirror quilted hep waders	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xVolley, cap 12"
7675	flavorless jive turkey leg	3	decent	
7676	tumbling birdbone corset of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20
7677	denatured cyan candy cigarette	0		Effect: "Memory of Smarts", Effect Duration: 24
7678	scandalous 4-dimensional fez	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 12"
7679	throwing candy	0		
7680	manspreader's super-absorbent tarp	0		Monster Level: +10
7681	triple-distilled bad unquiet spirits	6	decent	
7682	banjo kazoo mount of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Single Equip
7683	pickled activated grass	0		Effect: "Initiative and Let Die", Effect Duration: 37
7684	bouncing electrified Time Lord Participation Mug	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
7685	Time Bandit Time Towel of wisdom of the overflowing toilet	0		Mysticality: +15, Stench Spell Damage: +50
7686	horrifying frightening careful Caveman Dan's favorite rock	0		Monster Level: -10, Spooky Damage: 30, Single Equip
7687	frozen dog ointment	0		Effect: "The Smile of Mr. A.", Effect Duration: 17
7688	Usain Bolt's nasty gumshoes	0		Stench Damage: +5, Initiative: +80, Single Equip
7689	executive flapper floppers of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip
7690	olive narrow crafty Herculean sneakeasies	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum MP: +10, Single Equip
7691	wobbly Sinatra's plastic nunchaku of the boozehound	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2014-08"
7692	yellow Oprah's ruddy Socratic hand whip	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2014-08"
7693	horrifying experienced glow-in-the-dark necklace of the businessman	0		Experience: +2, Spooky Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2014-08"
7694	Groll doll	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-08", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.6
7695	Van der Graaf Fonzie's cap gun of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience (Moxie): +1, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!", Last Available: "2014-08"
7696	personal trainer's cassette player of the businessman	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-08"
7697	chewable paper	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-08"
7698	rubber spider	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7699	&quot;KICK ME&quot; sign	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7700	cold-filtered Vulcanized tumbling jittery confiscated comic book	0		Effect: "BOOsted", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2014-08"
7701	polarized blue confiscated cell phone	0		Effect: "Chauve-Souris Merde Fou", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2014-08"
7702	magnetized teal confiscated love note	0		Effect: "Disdain of the War Snapper", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2014-08"
7703	LCD game: Food Eater	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7704	shaking LCD game: Garbage River	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7705	shaking LCD game: Burger Belt	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7706	wobbly The Confiscator's Grimoire	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-08", Skill: "Summon Confiscated Things"
7707	dry adjusted rubber nubbin	0		Effect: "Gleaming White Teeth", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2014-08"
7708	red shaking wizardly rubber cape of Tarzan	0		Mysticality: +25, Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2014-08"
7709	blue miser's wool Thor's Pliers of James Dean of doom	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +10, Attacks Can't Miss, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ply Reality", Last Available: "2014-09", Softcore Only: [1-path(Heavy Rains)]
7710	warmed candy UFOs	0		Effect: "Powdered", Effect Duration: 53
7711	squat Samson's strapping water wings for babies	0		Muscle: +5, Experience (Muscle): +5
7712	beautiful rainbow	0		Last Available: "2014-11", Skill: "Belch The Rainbow"
7713	adequate Strix stix	4	good	
7714	up-at-dawn manspreader's vampire pellet of the overflowing toilet	0		Monster Level: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Adventures: +5
7715	smooth fortified olive non-aged vinegar	5	awesome	
7716	unsanitized scalpel of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3
7717	rosewater-soaked gladiator tunica	0		Stench Resistance: +3
7718	squat energetic Roman sadnals	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Single Equip
7719	medical-grade madius	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
7720	radiator heater shield of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15
7721	energized extra-anodized salt wages	0		Effect: "Bread-Lined", Effect Duration: 48
7722	bouncing centurion helmet of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, atk, cap 25"
7723	Chroner cross	0		
7724	perfumed pteruges	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, atk, cap 25"
7725	quadruple-cold-filtered teal Bruno's blessing of Mars	0		Effect: "Extra Terrestrial", Effect Duration: 54
7726	deionized irradiated deionized Dennis's blessing of Minerva	0		Effect: "Seal Clubbing Frenzy", Effect Duration: 61
7727	triple-electrified irradiated shaking jittery Burt's blessing of Bacchus	0		Effect: "Adorable Lookout", Effect Duration: 23
7728	polarized Freddie's blessing of Mercury	0		Effect: "Sweet Tooth", Effect Duration: 31
7729	huge Chroner trigger	0		
7730	Xi Receiver Unit	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7731	transmission from planet Xi	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7732	Black Bart's Booty	0		Skill: "Pirate Bellow"
7733	jittery Xiblaxian circuitry	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7734	wobbly Xiblaxian polymer	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7735	red Xiblaxian alloy	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7736	Xiblaxian crystal	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7737	Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7738	gray Xiblaxian cache locator simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7739	Xiblaxian holo-training simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7740	bouncing Xiblaxian direct marketing simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7741	Xiblaxian holo-buddy simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7742	spinning blurry Xiblaxian encrypted political prisoner	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7743	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth cowl	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7744	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth trousers	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7745	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth vest	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7746	jittery Xiblaxian holo-schematic: ultraburrito	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7747	huge blinking Xiblaxian holo-schematic: space whiskey	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7748	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: residence cube	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7749	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: xeno-goggles	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7750	jittery Xiblaxian 5D printer	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7751	shaking Xiblaxian holo-bowtie	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2014-09"
7752	rosy-cheeked Xiblaxian xeno-detection goggles	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-09"
7753	mansplainer's banded Xiblaxian stealth cowl	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Monster Level: +15, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-09"
7754	red groovy Rosewater's Xiblaxian stealth trousers	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Moxie Percent: +10, Last Available: "2014-09"
7755	deadly Xiblaxian stealth vest of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Weapon Damage: +5, Last Available: "2014-09"
7756	diet decent Xiblaxian ultraburrito	1	good	Last Available: "2014-09"
7757	tolerable triple-distilled Xiblaxian space-whiskey	9	good	Last Available: "2014-09"
7758	Xiblaxian residence-cube	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7759	oxidized irradiated They liver	0		Effect: "Irresistible Resolve", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2014-09"
7760	thick flavorless blurry They liver popsicle	5	decent	Last Available: "2014-09"
7761	holo-tank	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7762	green holo-bomber	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7763	holo-platoon	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7764	twisted residual zeal	1		Last Available: "2014-09"
7765	Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Drops Items, Last Available: "2014-09"
7766	friendly fortified defective Golden Mr. Accessory of vim and vigor	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Familiar Weight: +3
7767	airplane charter: Conspiracy Island	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-10"
7768	yellow one-day ticket to Conspiracy Island	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7769	gray Coinspiracy	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7770	steel-toed boxer's Personal Ventilation Unit of terror	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Damage Reduction: 9, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-10"
7771	nitrogenated improved the most dangerous bait	0		Effect: "Stenchtastic", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2014-10"
7772	adequate &quot;meat&quot; stick	3	good	Last Available: "2014-10"
7773	distilled blurry transdermal smoke patch	1	crappy	Last Available: "2014-10"
7774	squat specialty ammo bandolier	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7775	squat auspicious scorching pair of plants of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +25, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2014-10"
7776	experienced beefy Sasq&trade; watch of Tarzan	0		Muscle: +10, Experience: +2, Experience (Muscle): +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-10", Nonstackable Watch, Rollover Effect Duration: 30
7777	healthy rock-hard smoker's cloak of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2014-10"
7778	Lo Pan's Tesla Samson's camouflage T-shirt of Flo-Jo	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Initiative: +100, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2014-10"
7779	flattened energized electrified teal squat experimental serum G-9	0		Effect: "Sugar, Hello", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2014-10"
7780	jittery asbestos-lined chilly resourceful heavy-duty clipboard	0		Maximum MP: +50, Cold Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2014-10"
7781	Newton's slick cool battery-powered drill of the detective	0		Moxie: 15, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2014-10"
7782	half-sized tasty purple tumbling limp broccoli	2	awesome	Last Available: "2014-10"
7783	stiffened Samson's smartaleck's hat	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Experience (Muscle): +5, Damage Reduction: 1, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, 0.5xPotato, cap 31", Last Available: "2014-10"
7784	energized monkey barf	0		Effect: "Grrrrrrreat!", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2014-10"
7785	diffused polymerized candy	0		Effect: "Seeing Colors", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2014-10"
7786	healthy stylish thinker's jangly bracelet	0		Mysticality: +10, Moxie: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2014-10"
7787	frosty cuddly teddy bear	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Overload Teddy Bear", Last Available: "2014-10"
7788	ice-cold Cloaca Zero	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7789	blinking brawny beefy first-aid pouch	0		Muscle: +10, Muscle Percent: +20, Last Available: "2014-10"
7790	khaki duffel bag	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7791	activated wobbly airborne mutagen	0		Effect: "Goldentongue", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2014-10"
7792	pulsating SHAWARMA Initiative Keycard	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7793	ghostly bottle-opener keycard	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7794	Armory keycard	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7795	stale diet shaking tumbling initiative shawarma	1	decent	Last Available: "2014-10"
7796	adequate warm war shawarma	4	good	Last Available: "2014-10"
7797	decent super-sized karma shawarma	5	good	Last Available: "2014-10"
7798	bad weak Jungle Juice	2	decent	Last Available: "2014-10"
7799	smooth special Amnesiac Ale	3	awesome	Effect: "Insatiable Hunger", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2014-10"
7800	smooth Highest Bitter	4	awesome	Last Available: "2014-10"
7801	extremely unsafe mercenary pistol of Leguizamo	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2014-10"
7802	wholesome slick mercenary rifle	0		Moxie: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2014-10"
7803	Merc Core Field Manual: Sanity Maintenance	0		Skill: "Hypersane", Last Available: "2014-10"
7804	Merc Core Field Manual: Intimidation Techniques	0		Skill: "Intimidating Mien", Last Available: "2014-10"
7805	Merc Core challenge coin	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7806	Merc Core deployment orders	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7807	wobbly TI-9000 calculator	0		
7808	unused soap	0		
7809	impure gasoline	0		
7810	cyan Z-Bone steak	0		
7811	spinning viral DNA	0		
7812	tarnished bottlecap	0		
7813	bite-sized tasty seared dino steak	1	awesome	
7814	hand-crafted bottle of drinkin' gas	4	EPIC	
7815	handful of napalm	0		
7816	dove DNA	0		
7817	blinking gelatinous meat mass	0		
7818	99.44% pure math	0		
7819	simple AI	0		
7820	corrupted bird DNA	0		
7821	sentient meat mass	0		
7822	zombie dinosaur egg	0		
7823	french-fry grabber	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7824	blinking iShield of the dark arts of the empath of horror	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Weight: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +25
7825	mirror lightning-fast greedy earbuds of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Meat Drop: +20, Initiative: +40, Single Equip
7826	asbestos-lined nippy brawny iFlail	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +5
7827	toothsome tumbling unidentifiable dried fruit	3	awesome	
7828	weak bad maroon flat cider	2	decent	
7829	jittery censurious mansplainer's brainy trench lighter	0		Mysticality: +5, Monster Level: +15, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2014-10"
7830	aerosolized moist lime green experimental serum P-00	0		Effect: "Moose Wisdom", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2014-10"
7831	military-grade fingernail clippers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7832	encrypted micro-cassette recorder	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7833	gore bucket	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7834	maroon pack of smokes	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7835	ESP suppression collar	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7836	GPS-tracking wristwatch	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7837	green Project T. L. B.	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7838	blinking Agent Mauve	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7839	special clip: tracers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7840	special clip: wailers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7841	upside-down special clip: squelchers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7842	twirling special clip: splatterers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7843	jittery special clip: boneburners	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7844	special clip: graveburpers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7845	improved wet blurry perl necklace	0		Effect: "Concentration", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2014-12"
7846	super-anodized ghostly Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	0		Effect: "Radiated and Grodiated", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2014-12"
7847	dry mirror ruby on canes	0		Effect: "Chilblains of the Corn", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2014-12"
7848	snack-sized toothsome petit fortran	2	awesome	Last Available: "2014-12"
7849	stale super-sized java cookie	5	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7850	stale cookie cookie	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7851	jittery skewed resourceful plastic exo-suited miner	0		Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2014-12"
7852	squat studded plastic semi-autonomous drill unit	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Last Available: "2014-12"
7853	plastic ambulatory robo-minecart of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2014-12"
7854	plastic Crimbot of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2014-12"
7855	medical-grade plastic Crimbomega	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2014-12"
7856	pickled diffused flask of mining oil	0		Effect: "Funky Coal Patina", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2014-12"
7857	pulsating banded radiation-resistant helmet	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7858	scandalous servo-assisted exo-pants	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7859	double-paned gravedigger's high-energy mining laser	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2014-12"
7860	peppermint tailings	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7861	nugget of Crimbonium	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7862	cylindrical mold	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7863	Crimbonium fuel rod	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7864	Petite Paintbrush	0		Adventures: +1
7865	narrow Crimbot schematic: Gun Face	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7866	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7867	blinking ghostly Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7868	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7869	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7870	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7871	skewed Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7872	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7873	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7874	Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7875	Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7876	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7877	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7878	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7879	squat Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7880	Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7881	Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7882	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7883	bouncing Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7884	Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7885	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7886	Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7887	Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7888	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7889	wobbly Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7890	skewed Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7891	Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7892	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7893	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7894	narrow Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7895	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7896	Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7897	skewed Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7898	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7899	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7900	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7901	green wobbly Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7902	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7903	tumbling Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7904	Crimbot schematic: Rocket Skirt	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7905	recovered elf magazine	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7906	recovered elf toothbrush	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7907	narrow huge recovered elf sleeping pills	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7908	skewed recovered elf underpants	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7909	recovered elf wallet	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7910	recovered elf pocketwatch	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7911	recovered elf photo album	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7912	mirror recovered elf smartphone	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7913	stanky Herculean cool Size XI Wizard's Robe	0		Moxie: +5, Experience (Muscle): +1, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2014-09"
7914	boiled extra-alkaline lime green wobbly Bit O' Quail Spleen	0		Effect: "Gemini Rising", Effect Duration: 45
7915	quadruple-pressed concentrated Take Eleven Bar	0		Effect: "Army of One", Effect Duration: 45
7916	cyan mimeplasm	0		
7917	altered altered BOOterfinger	0		Effect: "Spookyravin'", Effect Duration: 58
7918	diffused warmed Moonds	0		Effect: "Berry Thorny", Effect Duration: 32
7919	ionized frozen spinning Big Punk	0		Effect: "Gingerbread Robust", Effect Duration: 66
7920	fist turkey outline	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-11"
7921	turkey knuckles	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2014-11"
7922	perfectly mixed distilled Friendly Turkey	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-11"
7923	tolerable practically non-alcoholic Agitated Turkey	1	good	Last Available: "2014-11"
7924	acceptable shaking Ambitious Turkey	4	good	Last Available: "2014-11"
7925	normal blue neutron lollipop	3	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7926	hand-crafted gamma nog	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-12"
7934	sneaky wrapping paper	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7935	mirror yellow Thwaitgold nit statuette	0		
7936	picky tweezers	0		Last Available: "2015-02"
7937	bouncing Crimbo Credit	0		
7938	compressed single atom	1	awesome	Effect: "Bestial Sympathy", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2015-02"
7939	squat Time Cape	0		Last Available: "2014-11"
7940	squat Time Cloak	0		Last Available: "2014-11"
7941	sleeve deuce	0		
7942	pocket ace	0		
7943	nastygeist	0		
7944	tooth	0		
7945	table	0		
7946	aromatic Rosewater's outlaw bandana of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Mysticality Percent: +30, Stench Resistance: +1
7947	extra-dry bad maroon whiskey in a broken glass	5	decent	
7948	enchanted perfectly mixed shot of mescal	4	EPIC	Effect: "Cybernetic Muscles", Effect Duration: 35
7949	bad strong ghostly glass of herbal tequila	5	decent	
7950	lime green minin' dynamite	0		
7951	ghostly therapeutic hardy plaid cowboy hat	0		Maximum HP: +50, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "2xLep, 1xBarrr, cap 25"
7952	lasso	0		
7953	frightening razor-sharp rusted-out shootin' iron of terror	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spooky Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
7954	rattler rattle	0		
7955	bag of money	0		
7956	Crimbo sapling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
7957	blurry blinking teal even more tinsel	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7958	box of Crimbo decorations	0		
7959	mirror letter to Ed the Undying	0		
7960	copy of a jerk adventurer's father's diary	0		
7961	narrow knitted chilly Temple Grandin's Staff of Ed of the brazier	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Cold Damage: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +3
7962	Eye of Ed	0		
7963	blurry amulet	0		
7964	yellow steel-toed Staff of Fats	0		Damage Reduction: 9
7965	Holy MacGuffin	0		
7966	squat Ka coin	0		
7967	dog trainer's World's Best Adventurer sash	0		Experience (familiar): +1
7968	mirror topiary nugglet	0		
7969	skewed mirror ghostly beehive	0		
7970	boning knife	0		
7971	Aggressive Carrot	0		Free Pull
7972	modified olive mummified fig	1	good	
7973	denatured mummified loaf of bread	1	good	Effect: "Spooky Jellied", Effect Duration: 15
7974	modified mummified beef haunch	1	awesome	
7975	teal linen bandages	0		
7976	cotton bandages	0		
7977	lime green silk bandages	0		
7978	holy spring water	0		
7979	spirit beer	0		
7980	sacramental wine	0		
7981	talisman of Thoth	0		
7982	spinning cure-all	0		
7983	studded Sister Accessory of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Damage Absorption: +80, Softcore Only
7984	vacuum-sealed electrified Boosty Juice	0		Effect: "Meatwise", Effect Duration: 30
7985	jittery chilly hardened parachute	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2015-12"
7986	pulsating forbidden savvy pad	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2015-12"
7987	vibrating peeler of the brazier	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-12"
7988	narrow Jeselnik's wholesome pettipants	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-12"
7989	tumbling greedy panama hat of the cheetah	0		Meat Drop: +20, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2015-12"
7990	chaotic pulsera of the glutton	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
7991	chilly police baton of the cheetah	0		Cold Damage: +5, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2015-12"
7992	zippy frightening manspreader's plus-fours of Leguizamo of mayonnaise of the glutton	0		Monster Level: 30, Spooky Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Food Drop: +100, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2015-12"
7993	auspicious Jeselnik's porkpie	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
7994	experienced pepper mill of mayonnaise	0		Experience: +2, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2015-12"
7995	smelly rock-hard pelerine	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
7996	arcane researcher's phantom mask of the bloodbag	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum HP: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
7997	compressed bouncing spinning squat polyesterene powder	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
7998	compressed olive powder	1		Effect: "Rad-ish", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2015-12"
7999	unsweetened wet choco-Crimbot	0		Effect: "Rotten Memories", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2014-12"
8000	oxidized diffused smart watch	0		Effect: "Pasty", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2014-12"
8001	polymerized wobbly augmented-reality shades	0		Effect: "Hyperoffended", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2014-12"
8002	toy Crimbot mega face of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "LIGHT", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
8003	purple weightlifter's toy Crimbot power glove	0		Muscle: +15, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "ZAP", Last Available: "2014-12"
8004	Van der Graaf toy Crimbot super fist	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "POW", Last Available: "2014-12"
8005	shaking Herculean toy Crimbot rocket legs	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BURN", Last Available: "2014-12"
8006	modified energized deionized Crimbot battery	0		Effect: "Artificially Sweet", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2014-12"
8007	pulsating Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	0		Skill: "Rapid Prototyping", Last Available: "2014-12"
8008	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	0		Skill: "Mathematical Precision", Last Available: "2014-12"
8009	wobbly Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency	0		Skill: "Ruthless Efficiency", Last Available: "2014-12"
8010	blurry Mini-Crimbot crate	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
8011	fuchsia heavy-duty Crimbot aerial	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2014-12"
8012	mirror Sherlock's personal trainer's Crimbomega drive chain of the brazier	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +25, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "LUBE", Last Available: "2014-12"
8013	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	0		Skill: "Rapid Prototyping", Last Available: "2014-12"
8014	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)	0		Skill: "Mathematical Precision", Last Available: "2014-12"
8015	mirror Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	0		Skill: "Ruthless Efficiency", Last Available: "2014-12"
8016	super-anodized unsweetened mirror fitness wristband	0		Effect: "Frost Tea", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2014-12"
8017	wet jittery flask of tainted mining oil	0		Effect: "In the Slimelight", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2014-12"
8018	enhanced moist anodized twirling and rain stick	0		Effect: "Ogred and Oublietted", Effect Duration: 26
8019	Chateau Mantegna room key	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-01"
8020	thick tasty Choco-Mint patty	5	awesome	Last Available: "2015-01"
8021	watered-down artisanal hot mint schnocolate	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-01"
8022	denatured homeopathic mint tea	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-01"
8023	muscle stimulator	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8024	bouncing foreign language tapes	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8025	tumbling bowl of potpourri	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8026	ceiling fan	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8027	antler chandelier	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8028	green pulsating artificial skylight	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8029	Swiss piggy bank	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8030	continental juice bar	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8031	stationery set	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8032	calligraphy pen	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-01"
8033	alpine watercolor set	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8034	tope&eacute; of the empath of the glutton	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, cap 12"
8035	shaking wicked brainy topiary tights	0		Mysticality: +5, Spell Damage: +5
8036	topiary necktie of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
8037	decent bowl of topioca	4	good	
8038	topiary skunk	0		
8039	pulsating topiary noseplugs	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8040	wobbly trusty whip	0		
8041	crumbling skull	0		
8042	rock	0		
8043	nippy pot	0		Cold Damage: +10
8044	blurry spelunking fedora of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25
8045	skewed pulsating sage sturdy machete	0		Mysticality Percent: +10
8046	blue shotgun of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3
8047	upside-down Temple Grandin's boomerang	0		Familiar Weight: +7
8049	bouncing horrifying mining helmet	0		Spooky Damage: +25
8050	electrified X-ray goggles	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Luck: +5
8051	supercool cape	0		Moxie Percent: +20
8052	ghostly weightlifter's jetpack	0		Muscle: +15
8053	spring boots	0		
8054	spiked boots	0		
8055	flame-wreathed pickaxe	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10
8056	squat green torch	0		
8057	ghostly stylish [spelunking test kit] of mayonnaise	0		Moxie: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
8058	skewed green plasma rifle of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20
8059	blurry Bananubis's Staff	0		Luck: -6
8060	coward's forbidden The Joke Book of the Dead	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Monster Level: -20, Luck: -6
8061	The Clown Crown	0		Luck: -6
8062	coffee cup	0		Luck: -2
8063	Tales of Spelunking	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8064	monkey statuette	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8065	pulsating banana	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8066	dried ghostly	1	decent	Last Available: "2015-12"
8067	jittery nuggets	0		
8068	Professor of Spelunkology	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8069	Stembridge sidearm	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8070	warehouse map page	0		
8071	lime green warehouse inventory page	0		
8072	narrow janitor sponge	0		
8073	blurry Spelunker of Fortune	0		Skill: "Speluck", Last Available: "2015-12"
8074	jittery huge medical-grade Spelunker's fedora of the wise owl of the sewer	0		Mysticality: +20, Stench Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-12"
8075	purple greasy strapping Spelunker's whip of the pedagogue	0		Muscle: +5, Experience: +3, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
8076	cyan smartaleck's beefcake's weightlifter's Spelunker's khakis	0		Muscle: 40, Moxie Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-12"
8077	mirror blinking Spelunker's Guild prize sack	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8084	narrow LOLmec statuette	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8085	Spelunker of Fortune (used)	0		Skill: "Speluck"
8086	still-beating spleen	0		
8087	Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	0		
8088	jewel	0		
8089	headless sparrow	0		
8090	purple mangled squirrel	0		
8091	rat carcass	0		
8092	gray rosy-cheeked smooth wicker kickers	0		Moxie: +15, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8093	blue huge Temple Grandin's wicker slicker of the boozehound	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2016-12"
8094	bouncing experienced wicker knickers of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience: +2, Last Available: "2016-12"
8095	asbestos-lined medical-grade wicker ticker	0		Hot Resistance: +5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8096	twirling lard-coated wicker sticker of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
8097	auspicious wicker clicker of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
8098	mixed wickerbits	1		Last Available: "2016-12"
8099	blue narrow belt of wisdom of Leguizamo	0		Mysticality: +15, Monster Level: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8100	squat stiffened badge of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Damage Reduction: 1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8101	blinking Fonzie's bowl of the scaredy-cat	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2016-12"
8102	ghostly crafty brooch of the glutton	0		Maximum MP: +10, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8103	up-at-dawn breeches of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
8104	yellow Van der Graaf backpack of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2016-12"
8105	twisted blinking bits	1		Last Available: "2016-12"
8106	tumbling jittery wool slick anvil	0		Moxie: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8107	bouncing smooth akubra of the brazier	0		Moxie: +15, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2017-12"
8108	bouncing huge inspector's wizardly apron	0		Mysticality: +25, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8109	miser's ascot of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8110	grievous deadly attache case	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Drops Items, Last Available: "2017-12"
8111	tumbling flame-retardant Temple Grandin's accordion	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Hot Resistance: +1, Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2017-12"
8112	dehydrated yellow aerosolized	1		Effect: "Thickest, Sickest", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2017-12"
8113	chaotic boxer's wig	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2017-12"
8114	ghostly rosy-cheeked boxer's winch crank	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8115	stanky sinister widget	0		Spell Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8116	huge whisk of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2017-12"
8117	greasy clever walker	0		Maximum MP: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8118	dance instructor's groovy waders	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Last Available: "2017-12"
8119	distilled bouncing wobbly flakes	1		Last Available: "2017-12"
8120	mirror Van der Graaf razor-sharp gaiters	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2018-12"
8121	greasy electrified garland	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8122	aromatic curative gunnysack	0		Stench Resistance: +1, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2018-12"
8123	skewed wizardly garibaldi of dire peril	0		Mysticality: +25, Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2018-12"
8124	lightning-fast Jim Carey's girdle	0		Monster Level: +25, Initiative: +40, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Disco Pudge", Last Available: "2018-12"
8125	hardy gloves of the storm	0		Maximum HP: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8126	dehydrated blinking tumbling smithereens	1		Last Available: "2018-12"
8127	mirror electrified fiberglass fetish of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2018-12"
8128	family-friendly banded fiberglass foil	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2018-12"
8129	twirling auspicious fiberglass fannypack of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8130	olive flame-wreathed Samson's fiberglass frock	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-12"
8131	gray stylish fiberglass fingerguard of the storm	0		Moxie: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8132	coward's fiberglass fedora of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: 0, Last Available: "2018-12"
8133	pickled fiberglass fibers	1		Last Available: "2018-12"
8134	bottle of lovebug pheromones	0		Free Pull
8135	winged yeti fur	0		
8136	talisman of Renenutet	0		
8138	gray rubber spatula of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5
8139	spoon of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50
8140	stanky crystalline reamer	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25
8141	crafty macroplane grater	0		Maximum MP: +10
8142	ghostly wholesome bastard baster	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10
8143	blurry brawny obsidian nutcracker	0		Muscle Percent: +20
8144	olive talisman of Seshat	0		Free Pull
8145	spinning wicked glass eye of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Spell Damage: +5, Single Equip
8146	irradiated adjusted blurry invisible potion	0		Effect: "From Nantucket", Effect Duration: 51
8147	time shuriken	0		
8148	foul-smelling electrified fortified ninjammies	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Stench Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 0.5xPotato, cap 25", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8149	concentrated alkaline upside-down Glo-Pop	0		Effect: "Bootyliciousness", Effect Duration: 68
8150	dry sugar sphere	0		Effect: "Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration", Effect Duration: 61
8151	super-liquefied Shrubble Bubble	0		Effect: "Cold Blooded", Effect Duration: 53
8152	electrified polyeaster egg	0		Effect: "Mayeaugh", Effect Duration: 56
8153	dry gray candy dish	0		Effect: "Floundering", Effect Duration: 59
8154	improved extra-corrupted mirror skewed Spechunky bar	0		Effect: "Gyromitra Gymnastics", Effect Duration: 21
8155	electrified wet blurry talisman of Horus	0		Effect: "Capricorn Rising", Effect Duration: 29
8156	check to the Meatsmith	0		
8157	red Skeleton Store office key	0		
8158	bone with a price tag on it	0		
8159	half of a tooth	0		
8160	magnetized colloidal oxidized olive mouse skull	0		Effect: "Cockroach Scurry", Effect Duration: 28
8161	flattened magnetized blinking pulsating really thick spine	0		Effect: "Omphalotus Omnipresence", Effect Duration: 23
8162	tumbling nasty studded skullcap	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Stench Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley,cap 5"
8163	fireproof arcane researcher's three-legged pants	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 25"
8164	padded groovy remaindered axe	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Damage Absorption: +20
8165	gray tumbling low-budget shield	0		
8166	frightening padded cr&ecirc;epy mask	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Spooky Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, cap 5"
8167	yummy pulsating huge baguette	4	awesome	
8168	glob of icing	0		
8169	concentrated ginger snaps	0		Effect: "Halloweeny", Effect Duration: 51
8170	deionized frozen green mostly-broken sunglasses	0		Effect: "All Branned Up", Effect Duration: 59
8171	mediocre unflavored wine cooler	4	decent	
8172	jittery carton of snake milk	1	awesome	
8173	sewer snake of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25
8174	miniature stale pigeon egg	2	decent	
8175	skewed dangerous jaunty feather of the overflowing toilet	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50
8176	artisanal premium malt liquor	4	EPIC	
8177	mirror prompt greasy brown paper pants	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +3
8178	tumbling Usain Bolt's brown paper bag mask of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Initiative: +80
8179	shaking ring of telling skeletons what to do of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tell a Skeleton What To Do", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tell This Skeleton What To Do"
8180	medical-grade breadwand	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
8181	tumbling smooth loafers	0		Moxie: +15, Single Equip
8182	Map to Kokomo	0		Free Pull, Skill: "Summon Kokomo Resort Pass"
8183	bread basket of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20
8184	ghostly Ed the Undying exhibit crate	0		
8185	skewed wizardly The Crown of Ed the Undying	0		Mysticality: +25, Item Drop: +5, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Actually Ed the Undying)]
8186	bouncing Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic	0		
8187	map to a hidden booze cache	0		
8188	lousy weak red blurry Cherrytastrophe wine cooler	2	decent	
8189	hand-crafted wobbly Radberry Rip wine cooler	4	EPIC	
8190	practically non-alcoholic drinkable tumbling Orangemageddon wine cooler	1	good	
8191	hand-crafted practically non-alcoholic Breakfast Blast wine cooler	1	EPIC	
8192	drinkable Citrus Crush wine cooler	3	good	
8193	special small adequate wobbly plain bagel	2	good	Effect: "Crud&eacute;", Effect Duration: 50
8194	rotten glob of cream cheese	4	crappy	
8195	decent loaf of soda bread	3	good	
8196	enchanted stale acceptable bagel	4	decent	Effect: "Flamb&eacute;-a-thon", Effect Duration: 40
8197	decent standard-issue cupcake	3	good	
8198	spoiled ultra-deluxe cupcake	3	crappy	
8199	ghostly hypnotic breadcrumbs	0		
8200	bland jumbo popular tart	5	decent	
8201	no-handed pie	0		
8202	denatured Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum	0		Effect: "Superveiny 9000", Effect Duration: 44
8203	huge airplane charter: Dinseylandfill	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-04"
8204	fuchsia one-day ticket to Dinseylandfill	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8205	FunFunds&trade;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8206	blue twirling careful expensive camera of courage	0		Monster Level: -10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8207	sunglasses	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8208	galvanized upside-down How to Avoid Scams	0		Effect: "Covetous Robbery", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2015-04"
8209	tumbling filthy child leash	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2015-04"
8210	bag of gross foreign snacks	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8211	bag of park garbage	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8212	grogpagne	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
8213	chilly rigging rope of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2015-04"
8214	boiled twirling blue nasty snuff	1	decent	Effect: "Night of the Nachos", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2015-04"
8215	blurry sharpshooter's stiffened sewage-clogged pistol	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Sewage Pistol", Last Available: "2015-04"
8216	nitrogenated frozen oxidized beard incense	0		Effect: "Lemony Goodness", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2015-04"
8217	electrified brainy perfume-soaked bandana	0		Mysticality: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8218	spinning toxic globule	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8219	decent miniature toxo	2	good	Last Available: "2015-04"
8220	mediocre Lemonade-235	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-04"
8221	foul-smelling crafty isotophat	0		Maximum MP: +10, Stench Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-04"
8222	narrow Three Mile Island shorts of the brazier of Flo-Jo	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2015-04"
8223	MacGyver's banded toxic mop	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2015-04"
8224	fuchsia inert sludgepuppy	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8225	upside-down lead collar	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2015-04"
8226	jar of swamp honey	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8227	smelly Fonzie's thinker's backwoods banjo	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience (Moxie): +1, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-04"
8228	grody jug	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8229	Lo Pan's studded Newton's ratskin pajama pants	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Damage Absorption: +80, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2015-04", Rollover Effect Duration: 40
8230	anodized blue jittery turtle voicebox	0		Effect: "Pasty", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2015-04"
8231	foul-smelling Temple Grandin's fake washboard of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Familiar Weight: +7, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-04"
8232	reassuring manspreader's Dinsey's oculus	0		Monster Level: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8233	wobbly mirror nasty Dinsey's radar dish	0		Stench Damage: +5, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2015-04"
8234	bouncing jittery perfumed Dinsey's pizza cutter of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2015-04"
8235	cyan hardened baleful Dinsey's brain	0		Spell Damage: +25, Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2015-04"
8236	maroon Van der Graaf Dinsey's glove of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8237	sage Dinsey's pants of temperance	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2015-04"
8238	bouncing brain preservation fluid	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8239	keycard &alpha;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8240	keycard &beta;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8241	keycard &gamma;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8242	keycard &delta;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8243	complimentary Dinsey refreshments	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8244	blurry lube-shoes of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2015-04"
8245	trash net	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8246	asbestos-lined hardened Dinsey mascot mask of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Damage Reduction: 3, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2015-04"
8247	yummy mirror Dinsey food-cone	3	awesome	Last Available: "2015-04"
8248	watered-down mediocre pulsating Dinsey Whinskey	2	decent	Last Available: "2015-04"
8249	electrified wet lime green wobbly mirror Dinsey face paint	0		Effect: "Shot in the Arse", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2015-04"
8250	studded fannypack of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Damage Absorption: +80, Last Available: "2015-04"
8251	squat up-at-dawn smelly arcane researcher's Samson's garbage sticker of the detective of the sweet-tooth	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +20, Candy Drop: +100, Adventures: +5, Drops Meat, Last Available: "2015-04"
8252	shaking inspector's wool scorching supercharged hazmat helmet of horror	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Hot Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2015-04"
8253	Scratch-and-Sniff Guide to Dinseylandfill	0		Skill: "Olfactory Burnout", Last Available: "2015-04"
8254	Trash, a Memoir	0		Skill: "Garbage Nova", Last Available: "2015-04"
8255	spinning Dinsey Maintenance Manual	0		Skill: "Dinsey Operations Expert", Last Available: "2015-04"
8256	purple Dinsey tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8257	modified alkaline non-polarized nasty gum	0		Effect: "Eyes Wide Propped", Effect Duration: 15
8258	Wart Dinsey: An Afterlife	0		Skill: "Rotten Memories"
8259	blurry supercharged The Lot's engagement ring	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Propose To Your Opponent"
8260	Mayo Clinic	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8261	skewed Mayonex	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8262	olive Mayodiol	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8263	tumbling maroon Mayostat	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8264	purple wobbly Mayozapine	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8265	tumbling Mayoflex	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8266	mirror extremely unsafe thinker's miracle whip of the bloodbag of the businessman	0		Mysticality: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP: +100, Meat Drop: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8267	clever sphygmayomanometer	0		Maximum MP: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8268	purple tomayohawk-style reflex hammer	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8269	mayo lance	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8270	miniature bland upside-down unappetizing mayolus	2	decent	Last Available: "2015-05"
8271	moldy gigantic spinning uninteresting mayolus	10	crappy	Last Available: "2015-05"
8272	enchanted decent blurry acceptable mayolus	4	good	Effect: "Mariachi Mood", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2015-05"
8273	decent enticing mayolus	3	good	Last Available: "2015-05"
8274	rotten half-sized mouth-watering mayolus	2	crappy	Last Available: "2015-05"
8275	newly-hatched mayonnaise wasp	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8276	huge mayo pump	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8277	mirror Essence of Bear	0		Skill: "Bear Essence"
8278	hand-crafted weak Afternoon Delight	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-04"
8279	Kokomo Resort Chip	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8280	upside-down Golden Kokomo Resort Chip	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8281	pickled Vulcanized Kokomo Resort Brand Suntan Oil	0		Effect: "Knob Goblin Lust Frenzy", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2025-08"
8282	upside-down Kokomo Resort Order Pad	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8283	The Cocktail Shaker	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8284	vacuum-sealed Kokomo Resort Pass	0		Effect: "Lifted Spirits", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2025-08"
8285	narrow Mayo Minder&trade;	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8286	flattened ionized Mayo de Mayo&trade; mayo	0		Effect: "The Dark Lord Rides in Force Tonight", Effect Duration: 35
8287	puck	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-06"
8288	blurry kill screen	0		Random Monster Modifiers: +1, Last Available: "2015-06"
8289	boxing gloves	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8290	jittery flame-wreathed dice ring	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
8291	reassuring dice belt buckle	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip
8292	Usain Bolt's dice-print pajama pants	0		Initiative: +80
8293	family-friendly dice-shaped backpack	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1
8294	tumbling dangerous dice-print do-rag	0		Weapon Damage: +10
8295	blurry supercool dice sunglasses	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Single Equip
8296	Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette	0		
8297	Vulcanized mirror dice	0		Effect: "On the Shoulders of Giants", Effect Duration: 43
8298	pixel	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8299	pixel coin	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8300	dry quadruple-deionized skewed power pill	0		Effect: "The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2015-06"
8301	chilled activated narrow pixel star	0		Effect: "Berry Critical", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2015-06"
8302	spoiled miniature pixel banana	2	crappy	Last Available: "2015-06"
8303	special watered-down acceptable pixel beer	2	good	Effect: "Permanent Halloween", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2015-06"
8304	puck with a bow on it	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-06"
8305	upside-down pumps	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8306	diffused extra-aerosolized sludgesicle	0		Effect: "Really Deep Breath", Effect Duration: 13
8307	extra-cold-filtered activated corrupted &Uuml;berraschthexengebr&auml;u	0		Effect: "Space Cadet", Effect Duration: 14
8308	vacuum-sealed red piggy tattoo	0		Effect: "Vanity Rage", Effect Duration: 16
8309	oxidized baggie of regular-sized tardigrades	0		Effect: "You Drank Fish Wine", Effect Duration: 58
8310	vacuum-sealed triple-corrupted .epub file	0		Effect: "Oleaginous Soles", Effect Duration: 42
8311	quantum quadruple-ionized BUBBLE GUM	0		Effect: "Scorpio Rising", Effect Duration: 62
8312	nitrogenated Vulcanized hustler shades	0		Effect: "Twinklebritches", Effect Duration: 15
8313	oxidized jerky stick	0		Effect: "Funky Coal Patina", Effect Duration: 18
8314	ionized skewed costume rental shop	0		Effect: "Bilious Brawn", Effect Duration: 51
8315	altered super-boiled improved muscle oil	0		Effect: "Simulation Stimulation", Effect Duration: 47
8316	diffused energized lime green bottle of Red-Out	0		Effect: "Wallflowering", Effect Duration: 13
8317	diffused aerosolized energized pickpocket protector	0		Effect: "Berry Defensive", Effect Duration: 40
8318	extra-frozen jittery sinister-looking cat	0		Effect: "Red Misty-Eyed", Effect Duration: 65
8319	quantum magnetized jittery fuchsia jazzy cigarette holder	0		Effect: "Ooh, Umami!", Effect Duration: 60
8320	diffused ionized one glove	0		Effect: "Cancer Rising", Effect Duration: 24
8321	anodized energized glove	0		Effect: "Blessing of Charcoatl", Effect Duration: 41
8322	adjusted teal handful of fire	0		Effect: "Ice Packed", Effect Duration: 29
8323	ionized corrupted maroon jittery Cracklin' Oat Bran	0		Effect: "Astral Shell", Effect Duration: 63
8324	dry cold-filtered disposable lighter	0		Effect: "Headstrong", Effect Duration: 35
8325	frozen Vulcanized ghostly coal contact lenses	0		Effect: "Hangdog", Effect Duration: 49
8326	extra-alkaline conjured ice cream	0		Effect: "New and Improved", Effect Duration: 59
8327	extra-chilled irradiated green shaking Iceberglar scarf	0		Effect: "Shawarma Warm War", Effect Duration: 53
8328	chilled mirror icy hairspray	0		Effect: "The Magic of LOV", Effect Duration: 12
8329	extra-unsweetened smellbook	0		Effect: "Scorpio Rising", Effect Duration: 23
8330	ionized teal assassin's cheese knife	0		Effect: "Neuromancy", Effect Duration: 54
8331	liquefied filthy armor	0		Effect: "Mental A-cue-ity", Effect Duration: 15
8332	oxidized ionized plague pie	0		Effect: "Burning Hands", Effect Duration: 38
8333	modified quadruple-flattened Vulcanized ghostly tumbling batarang	0		Effect: "Flimsy Shield of the Pastalord", Effect Duration: 23
8334	extra-corrupted polymerized spare neck bolts	0		Effect: "Egg-headedness", Effect Duration: 20
8335	modified corrupted wobbly grease trap	0		Effect: "Swimming Head", Effect Duration: 27
8336	quantum modified shamanic ham	0		Effect: "Slimed Stomach", Effect Duration: 55
8337	modified porkpocket	0		Effect: "Afternoon Insight", Effect Duration: 46
8338	liquefied vacuum-sealed wobbly Leonard's glasses	0		Effect: "Sticky Hands", Effect Duration: 62
8339	quantum warehouse walkie-talkie	0		Effect: "Human-Demon Hybrid", Effect Duration: 45
8340	triple-oxidized activated blurry janitor's mop	0		Effect: "The Real Deal", Effect Duration: 37
8341	corrupted denatured warehouse clerk's glasses	0		Effect: "Fury of the Bells", Effect Duration: 65
8342	non-ionized double-pressed baloney rotgut	0		Effect: "Smokin'", Effect Duration: 63
8343	non-quantum carton of gaspers	0		Effect: "Slimily Strong", Effect Duration: 42
8344	electrified bronze polish	0		Effect: "Stinkybeard", Effect Duration: 66
8345	warmed crident	0		Effect: "Squirming Like a Toad", Effect Duration: 33
8346	boiled polarized totally sweet mohawk helmet	0		Effect: "Stop the Presses!", Effect Duration: 17
8347	enhanced dry pressed spinning spray chrome	0		Effect: "Disco Concentration", Effect Duration: 50
8348	diffused nitrogenated concentrated filthy monkey head	0		Effect: "Puddingskin", Effect Duration: 62
8349	polarized enhanced hand of cards	0		Effect: "Ermine Eyes", Effect Duration: 59
8350	non-polarized damp bar rag	0		Effect: "Spiritually Awake", Effect Duration: 17
8351	flattened energized lump of goofball ore	0		Effect: "White Knuckles", Effect Duration: 35
8352	non-pressed colloidal skeleton beans	0		Effect: "Mucilaginous Mentalism", Effect Duration: 11
8353	triple-flattened blue grimy lab coat	0		Effect: "What's That Smell?", Effect Duration: 28
8354	moist alkaline bouncing maroon nursery rhyme	0		Effect: "Strawberry Alarm", Effect Duration: 49
8355	oxidized improved iron torso box	0		Effect: "Ruthlessly Efficient", Effect Duration: 65
8356	oxidized non-wet cyan squat mercenary headband	0		Effect: "On the Shoulders of Giants", Effect Duration: 47
8357	Vulcanized radioactive spider venom	0		Effect: "Provocative Perkiness", Effect Duration: 68
8358	quadruple-pressed x-ray mirror	0		Effect: "Is This Your Card?", Effect Duration: 66
8359	super-vacuum-sealed irradiated fuchsia tumbling wrestling mask	0		Effect: "Very Clean Guns", Effect Duration: 54
8360	irradiated improved alkaline hawkface potion	0		Effect: "Chalky Hand", Effect Duration: 65
8361	ionized child-sized dracula cloak	0		Effect: "Frostbeard", Effect Duration: 28
8362	dry devil-summoning hat	0		Effect: "Outer Wolf&trade;", Effect Duration: 24
8363	warmed shopkeeper beard	0		Effect: "Frigid Weapon", Effect Duration: 63
8364	modified improved alien autoautopsy kit	0		Effect: "Painted-On Bikini", Effect Duration: 12
8365	diffused irradiated lime green spinning novelty fruit hat	0		Effect: "Sweet and Green", Effect Duration: 55
8366	ionized adjusted invisibility cream	0		Effect: "Full-Body Tan", Effect Duration: 25
8367	wet anodized handful of stubble	0		Effect: "Mo' Hobo", Effect Duration: 48
8368	polymerized jittery wobbly garbage juice slurpee	0		Effect: "Chari Tea", Effect Duration: 35
8369	pickled polymerized plunge-leg	0		Effect: "Petit Forbearance", Effect Duration: 32
8370	alkaline funky eyepatch	0		Effect: "Wintry Breath", Effect Duration: 26
8371	tarnished activated anodized blinking bucket of fish juice	0		Effect: "Happy Trails", Effect Duration: 38
8372	anodized dry flashy pirate dreadlocks	0		Effect: "The Grass...  Is Blue...", Effect Duration: 14
8373	diffused bouncing captured boozles	0		Effect: "Thick, Sick", Effect Duration: 45
8374	moist tumbling drinks tray	0		Effect: "No Vertigo", Effect Duration: 44
8375	colloidal eyebrow lifter	0		Effect: "Fitter, Happier", Effect Duration: 23
8376	narrow twirling submarine	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8377	adequate low-calorie pulsating pixel lemon	1	good	Last Available: "2015-06"
8378	aged blinking pixel daiquiri	3	awesome	Last Available: "2015-06"
8379	frozen power pill	0		Effect: "Mistified", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2015-06"
8380	alkaline blinking pixel potion	0		Effect: "Badger Underfoot", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2015-06"
8381	tumbling Pack of Every Card	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-07"
8382	Deck of Every Card	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8383	huge popular part	0		
8384	narrow bubblegum heart	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8385	huge cubic zirconia	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8386	mirror valuable coin	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8387	mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8388	mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8389	purple mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8390	shaking mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8391	wobbly upside-down mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8392	gift card	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8393	hermit factoid	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8394	purple The Emperor's dry cleaning	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8395	blinking gravedigger's The Emperor's new hat	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-07"
8396	therapeutic The Emperor's new shirt	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2015-07"
8397	green wobbly electrified The Emperor's new pants	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2015-07"
8398	blinking veiny lead pipe of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Maximum HP: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8399	squat Fonzie's brainy rope	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience (Moxie): +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8400	blurry Da Vinci's boxer's wrench	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8401	ribald nasty candlestick	0		Stench Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8402	shaking hale knife of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8403	smartaleck's cool revolver	0		Moxie: +5, Moxie Percent: +30, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8404	squat 1952 Mickey Mantle card	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8405	talking spade	0		Free Pull
8406	savory dry noodles	0		
8407	rotten narrow purple pestopiary	4	crappy	
8408	dry modified shaking squat ectoplasmic orbs	0		Effect: "Orc Chops", Effect Duration: 17
8409	stale blinking crudles	3	decent	
8410	stale huge blurry agnolotti arboli	6	decent	
8411	decent spaghetti with ghost balls	3	good	
8412	half-sized decent succulent marrow	2	good	
8413	diet tasty salacious crumbs	1	awesome	
8414	decent lime green fusilli marrownarrow	3	good	
8415	flavorless suggestive strozzapreti	3	decent	
8416	narrow pulsating Mountain Stream gastrique	0		
8417	rotten Mt. McLargeHuge oyster	3	crappy	
8418	oyster sauce	0		
8419	moldy snack-sized linguini immondizia bianco	2	crappy	
8420	jumbo spoiled tumbling shells a la shellfish	5	crappy	
8421	Jick's autograph	0		
8422	high-temperature mining drill	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8423	unsmoothed velvet	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8424	ghostly 1,970 carat	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8425	New Age healing crystal	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8426	Volcoino	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8427	fizzing spore pod	0		
8428	spore pod	0		
8429	veiny spore pod	0		
8430	hard spore pod	0		
8431	spore pod	0		
8432	shaking skewed mirror hot spore pod	0		
8433	squat cool spore pod	0		
8434	upside-down jingling spore pod	0		
8435	chilly LavaCo Lamp&trade; of the glutton	0		Cold Damage: +5, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2015-08", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8436	skewed reassuring LavaCo Lamp&trade; of the boozehound	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2015-08", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8437	blinking purple supercool LavaCo Lamp&trade; of the early riser	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2015-08", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8438	narrow thin wire	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8439	squat insulated wire	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8440	empty lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8441	teal full lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8442	viscous lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8443	lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8444	lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8445	pulsating lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8446	SMOOCH bottlecap	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
8447	ghostly fuchsia uncapped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8448	uncapped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8449	squat uncapped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8450	capped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8451	capped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8452	green capped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8453	heat-resistant sheet	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8454	squat LavaCo&trade; Lamp housing	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8455	jittery upside-down New Age crystal	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8456	blurry crystalline light bulb	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8457	broken high-temperature mining drill	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8458	wobbly flame-retardant boxer's high-temperature mining mask	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-08"
8459	foul-smelling padded fireproof megaphone	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-08"
8460	spoiled ghostly mineapple	3	crappy	Last Available: "2015-08"
8461	hand-crafted red Gold Velvet&trade; whiskey	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-08"
8462	spinning SMOOCH soda	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-08"
8463	toothsome smelted roe	4	awesome	Last Available: "2015-08"
8464	drinkable huge lavawater	3	good	Last Available: "2015-08"
8465	warmed green basaltamander tongue	0		Effect: "Heart of White", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2015-08"
8466	double-paned horrifying Oprah's lavalarva	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Spooky Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2015-08"
8467	prompt auspicious supercharged lava balaclava	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Item Drop: +10, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2015-08"
8468	family-friendly double-paned basaltamander buckler of temperance	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Sleaze Resistance: 6, Last Available: "2015-08"
8469	adjusted lava globs	0		Effect: "Paging Betty", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2015-08"
8470	stale small gooey lava globs	2	decent	Last Available: "2015-08"
8471	Fonzie's lava-proof pants of Leguizamo	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2015-08"
8472	teal flame-wreathed lion tamer's heat-resistant necktie	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8473	steel-toed heat-resistant gloves of the boozehound of the early riser	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Booze Drop: +100, Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8474	rotten huge very hot lunch	4	crappy	Last Available: "2015-08"
8475	bad high-proof asbestos thermos	7	decent	Last Available: "2015-08"
8476	oxidized irradiated liquid rhinestones	0		Effect: "Just the Brown Ones", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2015-08"
8477	normal snack-sized disco biscuit	2	good	Last Available: "2015-08"
8478	drinkable practically non-alcoholic pulsating Quaatorade&trade;	1	good	Last Available: "2015-08"
8479	nippy careful biker's hat of the glutton	0		Monster Level: -10, Cold Damage: +10, Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2015-08"
8480	asbestos-lined savvy feathered headdress of the sewer	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2015-08"
8481	yellow horrifying Jack Frost's razor-sharp electrician's hardhat	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2015-08"
8482	green Lava Miner's Daughter	0		Skill: "Asbestos Heart", Last Available: "2015-08"
8483	mirror mirror Psycho From The Heat	0		Skill: "Pyromania", Last Available: "2015-08"
8484	The Firegate Tapes	0		Skill: "Firegate", Last Available: "2015-08"
8485	&quot;DEBBIE&quot; tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8486	one-day ticket to That 70s Volcano	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8487	red airplane charter: That 70s Volcano	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-08"
8488	Manual of Numberology	0		Skill: "Calculate the Universe"
8489	twirling shaking New Age hurting crystal	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8490	smooth velvet pants of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2015-08"
8491	skewed smooth velvet shirt	0		Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2015-08"
8492	brawny smooth velvet hat	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Last Available: "2015-08"
8493	double-paned smooth velvet pocket square	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8494	Samson's smooth velvet socks	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8495	maroon stanky smooth velvet hanky	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8496	Socratic brainy The One Mood Ring	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8497	Mr. Choch's bone	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8498	Mr. Cheeng's 'stache	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8499	Saturday Night thermometer	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8500	the tongue of Smimmons	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8501	Raul's guitar pick	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8502	cyan Pener's crisps	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8503	maroon signed deuce	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8504	bouncing narrow Lavalos core	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8505	pulsating gray half-melted hula girl	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8506	glass ceiling fragments	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8507	diluted SMOOCH coffee cup	1	decent	Last Available: "2015-08"
8508	concentrated non-anodized deionized skewed purple labrador cookie	0		Effect: "Strong Grip", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2015-08"
8509	resourceful deadly Mr. Cheeng's spectacles of the early riser	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum MP: +50, Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Drops Items, Last Available: "2015-08"
8510	grease cannon of James Dean of the blizzard	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-08"
8511	vacuum-sealed huge demon makeup kit	0		Effect: "Cosmic Flavor", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2015-08"
8512	love of extreme caution of doom of temperance	0		Monster Level: -25, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2015-08"
8513	flame-retardant Van der Graaf Pener's drumstick of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Hot Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2015-08"
8514	weightlifter's deuce cape of the scaredy-cat	0		Muscle: +15, Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2015-08"
8515	smartaleck's boxer's Lavalos's shell of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Muscle Percent: +10, Moxie Percent: +30, Last Available: "2015-08"
8516	wobbly nasty cool smooth velvet bra	0		Moxie: +5, Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2015-08"
8517	shaking Annie Oakley's SMOOCH bracers of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8518	blinking skewed sinister SMOOCH kneepads	0		Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8519	jittery careful SMOOCH spaulders	0		Monster Level: -10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8520	upside-down Jim Carey's SMOOCH codpiece of temperance	0		Monster Level: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 20", Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8521	sizzling SMOOCH breastplate	0		Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8522	teal superduperheated	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8523	green fused fuse	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8524	superheated	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8525	bland lava cake	4	decent	Last Available: "2015-08"
8526	spoiled lime green bouncing pink slime	3	crappy	
8527	blinking wobbly Devil's Elbow Hot Sauce	0		
8528	Special&trade; Sauce	0		
8529	thick tasty devil hair pasta	5	awesome	
8530	gigantic adequate teal spagecialetti	9	good	
8531	Salsa Libre	0		
8532	good gravy	0		
8533	narrow illicit fish sauce	0		
8534	flavorless libertagliatelle	3	decent	
8535	flavorless half-sized turkish mostaccioli	2	decent	
8536	spoiled linguini of the sea	3	crappy	
8537	vacuum-sealed yellow Hersey&trade; SMOOCH	0		Effect: "Sappy Blood", Effect Duration: 62
8539	Alexy sauce	0		
8540	red rainbow sauce	0		
8541	wobbly wobbly drug cocktail sauce	0		
8542	adequate immense Fettris	6	good	
8543	bland fusillocybin	4	decent	
8544	big flavorless fuchsia prescription noodles	5	decent	
8545	mixed blood-drive sticker	1	crappy	
8546	super-activated bag of grain	0		Effect: "Glittering Eyelashes", Effect Duration: 21
8547	energized pocket maze	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Pervy Noodles", Effect Duration: 28
8548	double-polymerized shady shades	0		Effect: "Sparkly!", Effect Duration: 39
8549	energized anodized dry twirling squeaky toy rose	0		Effect: "Holiday Bliss", Effect Duration: 11
8550	immense flavorless weird gazelle steak	9	decent	
8551	rotten ghostly sausage without a cause	3	crappy	
8552	tarnished irradiated corrupted mirror lime green face paint	0		Effect: "Video Game Hot Dog", Effect Duration: 33
8553	strong hand-crafted wobbly emergency margarita	5	super ultra EPIC	
8554	lousy vintage smart drink	4	decent	
8555	tumbling a ten-percent bonus	0		
8556	Thwaitgold termite statuette	0		
8557	The Emperor's new cookie	0		
8558	non-unsweetened Wickers bar	0		Effect: "Ponderous Potency", Effect Duration: 22
8559	polarized aerosolized green bakelite-covered bacon	0		Effect: "Memory of Speed", Effect Duration: 41
8560	pickled pressed shaking Aerheads	0		Effect: "Whitened Teeth", Effect Duration: 55
8561	diffused altered blinking Wrotz	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Pervy Noodles", Effect Duration: 15
8562	pickled Gabarbar	0		Effect: "Turkey-Agitated", Effect Duration: 42
8563	ionized huge lime green fiberglass insulation	0		Effect: "Faboooo", Effect Duration: 27
8564	shrine to the Barrel god	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-09"
8565	medical-grade ruddy beefcake's barrel lid	0		Muscle: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +40, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-09"
8566	crafty stiffened beefy barrel hoop earring	0		Muscle: +10, Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum MP: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-09"
8567	cyan knitted nasty bankruptcy barrel of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Stench Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-09"
8568	bouncing tumbling firkin	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8569	normal barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8570	jittery tun	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8571	weathered barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8572	barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8573	green barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8574	moist barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8575	rotting barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8576	upside-down narrow teal mouldering barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8577	barnacled barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8578	artisanal bottle of Amontillado	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-09"
8579	artisanal strong barrel-aged martini	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-09"
8580	half-sized flavorless barrel pickle	2	decent	Last Available: "2015-09"
8581	special stale barrel cracker	4	decent	Effect: "Very Clean Guns", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2015-09"
8582	dried skewed olive vibrating mushroom	1	decent	Last Available: "2015-09"
8583	compressed skewed mushroom	1	crappy	Effect: "Sappy Blood", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2015-09"
8584	extremely unsafe KoL Con 12-gauge	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2015-09"
8585	aromatic Golden Mr. Eh?	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2015-09"
8586	auspicious barrel gun	0		Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2015-09"
8587	barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8588	olive barrel beryl	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8589	bland tiny ghostly water log	1	decent	Last Available: "2015-09"
8590	chaotic barrelhead of terror	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-09"
8591	ribald crafty bottoms of the barrel	0		Maximum MP: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-09"
8592	stanky beefy chest barrel	0		Muscle: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-09"
8593	bung spigot	0		Equips On: "Lil' Barrel Mimic"
8594	fireproof double barreled barrel gun of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2015-09"
8595	avaricious careful therapeutic triple barreled barrel gun	0		Monster Level: -10, Meat Drop: +30, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2015-09"
8596	blurry manspreader's barrel beryl choker of the overflowing toilet	0		Monster Level: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2015-09"
8597	pulsating miser's aromatic barrel beryl nose ring	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2015-09"
8598	wobbly auspicious Newton's barrel beryl ring	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2015-09"
8599	spinning map to the Biggest Barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8600	potted tea tree	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8601	deionized cuppa Flamibili tea	0		Effect: "On a Roll", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2015-09"
8602	quadruple-adjusted huge cuppa Yet tea	0		Effect: "Curse of the Black Pearl Onion", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2015-09"
8603	ionized wet bouncing cuppa Boo tea	0		Effect: "Yuletide Industry", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2015-09"
8604	colloidal galvanized altered cuppa Nas tea	0		Effect: "Knob Goblin Lust Frenzy", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2015-09"
8605	wet moist pulsating cuppa Improprie tea	0		Effect: "Strange Mental Acuity", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2015-09"
8606	wet ghostly cuppa Frost tea	0		Effect: "Spooky Blur", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2015-09"
8607	oxidized cuppa Toast tea	0		Effect: "Wise Spirit", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2015-09"
8608	quadruple-pressed gray squat cuppa Net tea	0		Effect: "Ticking Clock", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2015-09"
8609	oxidized mirror cuppa Proprie tea	0		Effect: "Horrid, Torrid", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2015-09"
8610	improved nitrogenated narrow skewed cuppa Morbidi tea	0		Effect: "Putting the Pro in Proletariat", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2015-09"
8611	unsweetened denatured squat cuppa Chari tea	0		Effect: "Itchy Trigger Finger", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2015-09"
8612	wet colloidal cuppa Serendipi tea	0		Effect: "Chow Downed", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2015-09"
8613	irradiated warmed alkaline tumbling cuppa Feroci tea	0		Effect: "Weird Vibrations", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2015-09"
8614	chilled cyan cuppa Physicali tea	0		Effect: "Heart of Pink", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2015-09"
8615	polarized diffused nitrogenated green narrow pulsating cuppa Wit tea	0		Effect: "Army of One", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2015-09"
8616	triple-galvanized double-flattened twirling maroon cuppa Neuroplastici tea	0		Effect: "Red-Shirted Escort", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2015-09"
8617	extra-activated cuppa Dexteri tea	0		Effect: "Bark of the Dog", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2015-09"
8618	oxidized energized cuppa Flexibili tea	0		Effect: "Mayeaugh", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2015-09"
8619	polarized ionized bouncing cuppa Impregnabili tea	0		Effect: "Spooky Demeanor", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2015-09"
8620	oxidized moist cuppa Obscuri tea	0		Effect: "Human-Plant Hybrid", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2015-09"
8621	dry frozen polymerized cuppa Irritabili tea	0		Effect: "Musky", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2015-09"
8622	concentrated corrupted colloidal cuppa Mediocri tea	0		Effect: "Night Vision", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2015-09"
8623	liquefied cuppa Loyal tea	0		Effect: "Buff as a Baobab", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2015-09"
8624	twisted tumbling yellow cuppa Activi tea	1	good	Effect: "Elbow Sauce", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2015-09"
8625	powdered cyan cuppa Cruel tea	1		Last Available: "2015-09"
8626	unsweetened deionized jittery cuppa Alacri tea	0		Effect: "Wings of the Grasshopper", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2015-09"
8627	dry anodized bouncing cuppa Vitali tea	0		Effect: "Aquarius Rising", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2015-09"
8628	denatured non-tarnished blurry twirling cyan cuppa Mana tea	0		Effect: "Booooooze", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2015-09"
8629	pressed cuppa Monstrosi tea	0		Effect: "Bricked-In", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2015-09"
8630	quantum oxidized cuppa Twen tea	0		Effect: "Squatting and Thrusting", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2015-09"
8631	pressed ghostly cuppa Gill tea	0		Effect: "Provocative Perkiness", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2015-09"
8632	warmed bouncing cuppa Uncertain tea	0		Effect: "Your Eyes are Peeled!", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2015-09"
8633	cuppa Voraci tea	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8634	maroon cuppa Sobrie tea	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8635	bouncing cuppa Royal tea	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8636	ionized cuppa Craft tea	0		Effect: "Wet Willied", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2015-09"
8637	cold-filtered cuppa Insani tea	0		Effect: "Sourpuss", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2015-09"
8638	greedy wholesome Royal scepter of incineration	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2015-09", Rollover Effect Duration: 5
8639	doghouse	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-10"
8640	Ghost Dog Chow	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8641	small delicious bowl of eyeballs	2	awesome	Last Available: "2015-10"
8642	adequate bowl of mummy guts	4	good	Last Available: "2015-10"
8643	moldy blurry bowl of maggots	3	crappy	Last Available: "2015-10"
8644	perfectly mixed blood and blood	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-10"
8645	perfectly mixed fortified Jack-O-Lantern beer	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-10"
8646	lousy practically non-alcoholic zombie	1	decent	Last Available: "2015-10"
8647	Telltale&trade; rubber heart	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8648	wind-up spider	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8649	plastic nightmare troll	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8650	tennis ball	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8651	cyan tumbling Temple Grandin's sharpshooter's crown of mayonnaise	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +7, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xGhuol, cap 27"
8652	squat ear poison	0		
8653	stink-penny	0		
8654	knitted rock-hard Da Vinci's hawk	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Damage Reduction: 5, Cold Resistance: +3
8655	spoiled twirling hamlet sandwich	3	crappy	
8656	Othello's military jacket of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25
8657	Othello's dagger of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip
8658	Othello's handkerchief of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
8659	quantum bowl of Jeal-O	0		Effect: "Greasy Visage", Effect Duration: 48
8660	grip key	0		
8661	squat How to Play Othello	0		
8662	skewed Sherlock's Jeselnik's ghostly dagger of courage	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +25
8663	triple-distilled acceptable ghost beer	6	good	
8664	Jim Carey's Othello set	0		Monster Level: +25
8665	rotten tomato	0		
8666	Twelve Night Energy	0		
8667	Samson's Yorick of the cougar of Gandalf	0		Moxie: +20, Experience (Muscle): +5, Spell Critical Percent: +20
8668	rose	0		
8669	lime green tulip	0		
8670	tulip	0		
8671	narrow tulip	0		
8672	mirror Walford's bucket	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8673	bouncing Wal-Mart gift certificate	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8674	airplane charter: The Glaciest	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-11"
8675	one-day ticket to The Glaciest	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8676	vacuum-sealed moist wobbly shoulder-warming lotion	0		Effect: "Tightly-Wound Spine", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2015-11"
8677	tiny bland shaking iceberg lettuce	1	decent	Last Available: "2015-11"
8678	watered-down tolerable ice wine	2	good	Last Available: "2015-11"
8679	narrow family-friendly healthy Wal-Mart snowglobe of the overflowing toilet	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2015-11"
8680	pulsating vibrating ruddy dangerous Wal-Mart nametag	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2015-11"
8681	nippy hardened Wal-Mart overalls of the glutton	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Cold Damage: +10, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2015-11"
8682	To Build an Igloo	0		Skill: "Refusal to Freeze", Last Available: "2015-11"
8683	The Chill of the Wild	0		Skill: "Beardfreeze", Last Available: "2015-11"
8684	Cold Fang	0		Skill: "Frost Bite", Last Available: "2015-11"
8685	Wal-Mart tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8686	perfect ice cube	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8687	The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide	0		Skill: "Perfect Freeze", Last Available: "2015-11"
8688	huge blinking weightlifter's bellhop's hat	0		Muscle: +15, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 0.75xBarrr, cap 30", Last Available: "2015-11"
8689	acceptable boozy blurry ice porter	5	good	Last Available: "2015-11", Wiki Name: "ice porter (drink)"
8690	Vulcanized blinking exotic travel brochure	0		Effect: "Human-Slime Hybrid", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2015-11"
8691	bag of foreign bribes	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8692	denatured shampoo-conditioner	0		Effect: "Feet of Grapefruit", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2015-11"
8693	hotel minibar key	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8694	ice hotel bell	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8695	Martialest Arts trophy	0		Last Available: "2016-01"
8696	altered blinking twirling huge medicinal herbs	1		Effect: "Flamibili Tea", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2016-01"
8697	normal olive ice rice	3	good	Last Available: "2016-01"
8698	artisanal green iced plum wine	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-01"
8699	narrow blurry grievous dangerous training belt of the overflowing toilet	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-01"
8700	miser's greasy training legwarmers of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-01"
8701	Jeselnik's Annie Oakley's Oprah's training helmet	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2016-01"
8702	training scroll:  Shattering Punch	0		Skill: "Shattering Punch", Last Available: "2016-01"
8703	blurry training scroll:  Snokebomb	0		Skill: "Snokebomb", Last Available: "2016-01"
8704	purple training scroll:  Shivering Monkey Technique	0		Skill: "Shivering Monkey Technique", Last Available: "2016-01"
8705	X-32-F snowman crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-01"
8706	machine elf capsule	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8707	self-dribbling basketball	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
8708	diluted abstraction: action	1		Effect: "The Moxie of LOV", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2015-12"
8709	altered cyan blinking abstraction: thought	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8710	pickled upside-down abstraction: sensation	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8711	powdered abstraction: purpose	1		Effect: "Yuletide Sappiness", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2015-12"
8712	denatured skewed abstraction: category	1		Effect: "Dexteri Tea", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2015-12"
8713	vaporized abstraction: perception	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8714	altered red blinking abstraction: motion	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8715	compressed abstraction: joy	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8716	dehydrated spinning abstraction: certainty	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8717	dehydrated abstraction: comprehension	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8718	modern picture frame	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8719	gigantic spoiled red VYKEA meatballs	7	crappy	Last Available: "2015-11"
8720	irresponsibly strong lousy fancy VYKEA mead	8	decent	Effect: "Pumped Up", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2015-11"
8721	improved quantum spinning VYKEA woadpaint	0		Effect: "Ticking Clock", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2015-11"
8722	VYKEA frenzy rune	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8723	purple VYKEA blood rune	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8724	VYKEA lightning rune	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8725	VYKEA plank	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8726	gray VYKEA rail	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8727	upside-down skewed VYKEA bracket	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8728	VYKEA dowel	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8729	red prompt auspicious VYKEA hex key of Flo-Jo	0		Item Drop: +10, Initiative: +100, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2015-11"
8730	tumbling wobbly VYKEA instructions	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8731	flavorless diet tin of submardines	1	decent	Last Available: "2015-11", Wiki Name: "tin of submardines"
8732	lousy squat bottle of norwhiskey	4	decent	Last Available: "2015-11"
8733	mixed gray twirling octolus oculus	1	awesome	Last Available: "2015-11"
8734	squat skewed hardy rock-hard hardened sardine can key	0		Damage Reduction: 8, Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2015-11"
8735	pulsating mirror upside-down double-paned MacGyver's brawny norwhal helmet	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +100, Cold Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2015-11"
8736	horrifying stiffened educational octolus-skin cloak	0		Experience: +1, Damage Reduction: 1, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-11", Rollover Effect Duration: 30
8737	perfectly mixed practically non-alcoholic blurry olive perfect cosmopolitan	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2015-11"
8738	irresponsibly strong lousy perfect negroni	7	decent	Last Available: "2015-11"
8739	acceptable practically non-alcoholic perfect dark and stormy	1	good	Last Available: "2015-11"
8740	smooth fortified perfect mimosa	5	awesome	Last Available: "2015-11"
8741	perfectly mixed perfect old-fashioned	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-11"
8742	tolerable perfect paloma	4	good	Last Available: "2015-11"
8743	galvanized quadruple-tarnished alkaline wobbly blue That 70s Cologne	0		Effect: "Cock of the Walk", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2015-11"
8744	cold-filtered Wal-Mart &quot;diamond&quot; ring	0		Effect: "Object Detection", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2015-11"
8745	quadruple-moist Puffstone cigar	0		Effect: "Pronounced Potency", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2015-11"
8746	energized altered wobbly skewed Conspiracy&trade; mascara	0		Effect: "Crimbo Nostalgia", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2015-11"
8747	unsweetened cold-filtered Spring Break Beach &quot;swimsuit&quot;	0		Effect: "Wreathed in Smoke", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2015-11"
8748	bouncing airplane tattoo	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8749	deionized teal Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe	0		Effect: "Horrid, Torrid", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2015-12"
8750	quadruple-galvanized lime green twirling hemp candy necklace	0		Effect: "Glo-Face", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2015-12"
8751	energized vacuum-sealed communal gobstopper	0		Effect: "Bloody Bloody Bloody!", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2015-12"
8752	delicious gigantic Crimbo salad	6	awesome	Last Available: "2015-12"
8753	diet spoiled bread line	1	crappy	Last Available: "2015-12"
8754	acceptable bark rootbeer	3	good	Last Available: "2015-12"
8755	strong mediocre ale	5	decent	Last Available: "2015-12"
8756	Jack Frost's plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2015-12"
8757	purple curative plastic Rudolph the Red	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2015-12"
8758	bouncing lard-coated plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-12"
8759	squat Newton's plastic Crimborgatron	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2015-12"
8760	shaking skewed plastic Crimbodhisattva of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2015-12"
8761	bouquet of all-natural free-range flowers	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8762	stack of communist leaflets	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8763	BACON	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
8764	ghostly box of Gratitude chocolates	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8765	blurry Gratitude chocolate (thyme-filled)	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8766	perfectly mixed practically non-alcoholic Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled)	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-02"
8767	Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled)	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8768	Gratitude chocolate (octopus-filled)	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8769	narrow chocolate bowtie	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8770	Vulcanized altered pitted sheet	0		Effect: "L'instinct F&eacute;lin", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2015-12"
8771	skewed sparking robo-battery	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8772	mirror overloaded micro-reactor	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8773	bouncing sage boxer's reusable shopping bag of the pedagogue	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience: +3, Last Available: "2015-12"
8775	banded coarse hemp socks	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
8776	groovy armband	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
8777	bundle of &quot;fragrant&quot; herbs	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8778	nuclear stockpile	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8779	pine cone	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8780	jittery spinning iron chain	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8781	supercool pine cone necklace	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Last Available: "2015-12"
8782	strapping reindeer hammer	0		Muscle: +5, Last Available: "2015-12"
8783	asbestos-lined elf ploughshare	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2015-12"
8784	circle drum	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8785	mirror blue The Big Book of Communism	0		Last Available: "2015-12", Skill: "Communism!"
8786	narrow faded protest sign	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8787	jittery faded protest sign	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8788	nasty-smelling moss	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8789	book	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8790	hale elven tambourine	0		Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2015-12"
8791	hardened reindeer sickle	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2015-12"
8792	face paint	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8793	face paint	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8794	The Big Book of Communism (used)	0		Skill: "Communism!", Last Available: "2015-12"
8795	yellow Batfellow comic	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
8796	plastic spoiler	0		
8797	bat-oomerang	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8798	bat-jute	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8799	pulsating bat-o-mite	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8800	pulsating ROM of Optimality	0		Skill: "Toggle Optimality"
8801	spinning incriminating evidence	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8802	olive dangerous chemicals	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8803	green kidnapped orphan	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8804	twirling high-grade	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8805	high-tensile-strength fibers	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8806	high-grade explosives	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8807	olive experimental gene therapy	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8808	ultracoagulator	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8809	self-defense training	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8810	fingerprint dusting kit	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8811	skewed confidence-building hug	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8812	jittery exploding kickball	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8813	glob of Bat-Glue	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8814	wobbly Bat-Aid&trade; bandage	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8815	bouncing wobbly bat-bearing	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8816	small rotten Kudzu salad	2	crappy	Last Available: "2016-12"
8817	altered upside-down Mansquito Serum	1		Last Available: "2016-12"
8818	high-proof acceptable special Miss Graves' vermouth	6	good	Effect: "Flashing Eyes", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2016-12"
8819	yummy The Plumber's mushroom stew	3	awesome	Last Available: "2016-12"
8820	diluted ghostly The Author's ink	1		Effect: "Rushtacean'", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8821	hand-crafted extra-dry The Mad Liquor	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-12"
8822	weak artisanal teal Doc Clock's thyme cocktail	2	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2016-12"
8823	decent bouncing Mr. Burnsger	4	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
8824	mixed blinking maroon The Inquisitor's unidentifiable object	1		Last Available: "2016-12"
8825	frightening fortified The Jokester's gun of the boozehound	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Spooky Damage: +5, Booze Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire the Jokester's Gun", Last Available: "2016-12"
8826	squat forbidden Sinatra's The Jokester's wig of horror	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Adjust the Jokester's Wig", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol", Last Available: "2016-12"
8827	zippy forbidden The Jokester's pants of Leguizamo	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Monster Level: +20, Initiative: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Adjust the Jokester's Pants", Last Available: "2016-12"
8828	pickled jittery skewed Jokester makeup	0		Effect: "Baconstoned", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2016-12"
8829	blurry replica bat-oomerang	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
8830	battoo kit	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
8831	basking robin	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
8832	domino mask	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8833	magnetized robin's egg	0		Effect: "Concentrated Concentration", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2016-12"
8834	miniature delicious upside-down robin flan	2	awesome	Last Available: "2016-12"
8835	drinkable triple-distilled yellow robin nog	6	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
8836	narrow LT&T telegraph office deed	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8837	plaintive telegram	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8838	blue exploding gum	0		
8839	root beer barrel	0		
8840	double-polymerized green Kudzu slaw	0		Effect: "Burning Tongue", Effect Duration: 32
8841	super-enhanced Mansquito's blood	0		Effect: "Fiery Spirit", Effect Duration: 15
8842	double-aerosolized olive infrablack lipstick	0		Effect: "Creepin' Up on You", Effect Duration: 49
8843	warmed can of drain cleaner	0		Effect: "The Halls of Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 62
8844	galvanized colloidal alkaline The Author's inkwell	0		Effect: "Hair on Your Chest", Effect Duration: 59
8845	electrified diffused bag of random words	0		Effect: "Emotion Sickness", Effect Duration: 17
8846	super-irradiated ionized tumbling yellow tube of pendulum lube	0		Effect: "Dance Interpreter", Effect Duration: 16
8847	diffused red-hot jawbreaker	0		Effect: "Pasta Oneness", Effect Duration: 68
8848	triple-moist extra-electrified upside-down lime green question juice	0		Effect: "Resilient Spirit", Effect Duration: 55
8849	magnetized tube of villain	0		Effect: "Swordholder", Effect Duration: 23
8850	MacGyver's your cowboy boots	0		Maximum MP: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cowboy Kick", Last Available: "2016-02"
8851	inflatable LT&T telegraph office	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8852	purple nugget of quicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8853	nugget of thicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8854	pulsating nugget of wicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8855	green nugget of slicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8856	lime green nugget of sicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8857	nugget of nicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8858	nugget of ticksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8859	gray strapping quicksilver ring	0		Muscle: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8860	prompt hardy Herculean thicksilver ring	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum HP: +50, Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8861	nippy studded grievous wicksilver ring	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Damage Absorption: +80, Cold Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8862	lion tamer's slicksilver ring of the overflowing toilet of the detective	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8863	tumbling ghostly huge scorching forbidden sicksilver ring of vim and vigor	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8864	therapeutic wholesome brawny nicksilver ring	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8865	Da Vinci's Samson's ticksilver ring	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8866	aromatic Temple Grandin's Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Familiar Weight: +7, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2016-02"
8867	miser's toasty Tesla's Electroplated Beans	0		Hot Damage: +5, Item Drop: +5, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2016-02"
8868	cyan scandalous manspreader's smartaleck's Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Monster Level: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2016-02"
8869	olive medical-grade Hellfire Spicy Beans	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2016-02"
8870	flame-retardant Frigid Northern Beans	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2016-02"
8871	World's Blackest-Eyed Peas of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2016-02"
8872	red asbestos-lined Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2016-02"
8873	ghostly fortified Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Last Available: "2016-02"
8874	nippy curative Socratic Val-U Brand Every Bean Salad of the ox of mayonnaise	0		Muscle: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Cold Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2016-02"
8875	family-friendly gravedigger's Shrub's Premium Baked Beans of the early riser	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2016-02"
8876	normal plate of Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans	3	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8877	stale plate of Tesla's Electroplated Beans	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8878	adequate plate of Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas	4	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8879	half-sized rotten plate of Hellfire Spicy Beans	2	crappy	Last Available: "2016-02"
8880	stale plate of Frigid Northern Beans	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8881	adequate diet plate of World's Blackest-Eyed Peas	1	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8882	gigantic special flavorless plate of Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans	6	decent	Effect: "Lifted Spirits", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2016-02"
8883	decent thick plate of Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans	5	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8884	super-sized normal plate of Val-U Brand Every Bean Salad	5	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8885	normal plate of Shrub's Premium Baked Beans	4	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8886	maroon lion tamer's Fonzie's Fancy Jeff's pocket square	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2016-02"
8887	upside-down resourceful boxer's Daisy's unclean bloomers of the storm	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Maximum MP: +50, Familiar Effect: "2xBArrr, 1xGhuol, cap 37", Last Available: "2016-02"
8888	Pecos Dave's sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8889	Sherlock's savvy smooth Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes	0		Moxie: +15, Mysticality Percent: +20, Item Drop: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2016-02"
8890	maroon Glenn's dice	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8891	skewed knitted horrifying mansplainer's forbidden wizardly Former Sheriff Dan's tin star	0		Mysticality: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Monster Level: +15, Spooky Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2016-02"
8892	El Vibrato restraints	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8893	cyan Clara's bell	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8894	stanky personal trainer's Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun of Calamity Jane	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-02"
8895	buffalo dime	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8896	cow poker	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8897	diffused pulsating squat poker face paint	0		Effect: "Adrenaline Rush", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2016-02"
8898	realistic cap gun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8899	fancy tainted milk	1	decent	Effect: "Conspiratory Eyes", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2016-02"
8900	gun parts	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8901	moist twirling triggerfingerbone	0		Effect: "Swimming Head", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2016-02"
8902	alkaline twirling ghost bit	0		Effect: "Big Flaming Whip", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2016-02"
8903	oxidized polarized buzzard feather	0		Effect: "Oriental Mysticism", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2016-02"
8904	quadruple-ionized boiled spinning lion musk	0		Effect: "Familial Ties", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2016-02"
8905	thick moldy bear claw	5	crappy	Last Available: "2016-02"
8906	dry electrified rattler gland	0		Effect: "Disdain of the War Snapper", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2016-02"
8907	adjusted half-digested coal	0		Effect: "Fizzier Than Light", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2016-02"
8908	oxidized tightly-wound spine	0		Effect: "Sleazy Jellied", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2016-02"
8909	rotten enchanted green rotting beefsteak	3	crappy	Effect: "Slippery Tongue", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2016-02"
8910	acceptable cyan firemilk	3	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8911	dry ionized liquefied skewed spidercow eye-cluster	0		Effect: "Knob Goblin Lust Frenzy", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2016-02"
8912	mixed teal moomy dust	1		Effect: "Deadly Flashing Blade", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2016-02"
8913	brawny western-style skinning knife of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Muscle Percent: +20, Last Available: "2016-02"
8914	reliable sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8915	squat steel knuckles of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2016-02"
8916	Tales of Western Braggadoccio	0		Skill: "Bow-Legged Swagger", Last Available: "2016-02"
8917	Hell and How I Bent It	0		Skill: "Bend Hell", Last Available: "2016-02"
8918	The Western Look	0		Skill: "Steely-Eyed Squint", Last Available: "2016-02"
8919	LT&T tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8920	Western Slang Vol. 1: Violence	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8921	Western Slang Vol. 2: Cooking	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8922	Western Slang Vol. 3: Fraud	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8923	teal disc (white)	0		
8924	disc (black)	0		
8925	disc (red)	0		
8926	disc (green)	0		
8927	huge disc (blue)	0		
8928	disc (yellow)	0		
8929	red-hot knucklebone	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8930	activated unsweetened moist demonic cow's blood	0		Effect: "Piratey Flavor", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2016-02"
8931	rinky-dink sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8932	narrow makeshift sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8933	gray ghostly custom sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8934	baconstone-handled sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8935	porquoise-handled sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8936	hamethyst-handled sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8937	mountain lion skin	0		Moxie Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8938	grizzled bearskin	0		Muscle Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8939	diamondback skin	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8940	tumbling coal snakeskin	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8941	gray frontwinder skin	0		Mysticality Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8942	spinning rotting cowskin	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8943	purple shuddering cow skull	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8944	narrow rhinestone cowhorn	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8945	cow skull	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8946	jangly spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8947	quicksilver spurs	0		Initiative: +30, Last Available: "2016-02"
8948	thicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8949	tumbling wicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8950	slicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8951	mirror sicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8952	nicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8953	fuchsia ticksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8954	shaking special edition Batfellow comic	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
8955	Tales of the West: Cow Punching	0		
8956	Tales of the West: Beanslinging	0		
8957	Tales of the West: Snake Oiling	0		
8958	blurry briefcase full of snakes	0		
8959	blue tumbling Jeselnik's one-gallon hat of bravery	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5
8960	squat frightening slick two-gallon hat	0		Moxie: +10, Spooky Damage: +5
8961	manspreader's groovy three-gallon hat	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Monster Level: +10
8962	sharpshooter's personal trainer's four-gallon hat	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10
8963	lard-coated lion tamer's five-gallon hat	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
8964	upside-down personal trainer's Da Vinci's six-gallon hat	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
8965	spinning Annie Oakley's smooth seven-gallon hat	0		Moxie: +15, Critical Hit Percent: +20
8966	teal lion tamer's Lo Pan's eight-gallon hat	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Experience (familiar): +2
8967	Jack Frost's shellacked nine-gallon hat	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Cold Spell Damage: +50
8968	skewed scorching wizardly ten-gallon hat	0		Mysticality: +25, Hot Damage: +25
8969	eleven-gallon hat of Leguizamo of the cheetah	0		Monster Level: +20, Initiative: +60
8970	spinning huge maroon toy sixgun	0		
8971	snake oil	0		
8972	oxidized non-dry skin oil	0		Effect: "Blood-Rich", Effect Duration: 67
8973	irradiated triple-cold-filtered upside-down yellow unusual oil	0		Effect: "Scavengers Scavenging", Effect Duration: 23
8974	polarized red eldritch oil	0		Effect: "Twenty-three Squid, Ew", Effect Duration: 43
8975	mirror blurry exclusive club	0		
8976	colloidal modified pulsating patent preventative tonic	0		Effect: "Flaming Weapon", Effect Duration: 35
8977	double-magnetized oxidized patent invisibility tonic	0		Effect: "Chow Downed", Effect Duration: 26
8978	adjusted teal patent aggression tonic	0		Effect: "Big Flaming Whip", Effect Duration: 12
8979	pickled red narrow patent sallowness tonic	0		Effect: "Grumpy and Ornery", Effect Duration: 42
8980	ionized patent avarice tonic	0		Effect: "Drenched With Filth", Effect Duration: 58
8981	concentrated wet nitrogenated patent alacrity tonic	0		Effect: "You're Rubber", Effect Duration: 69
8982	double-pickled twirling jittery corrupted marrow	0		Effect: "Innately Strong", Effect Duration: 68
8983	fancy practically non-alcoholic delicious rodeo whiskey	1	awesome	Effect: "Unrunnable Face", Effect Duration: 15
8984	blurry Thwaitgold scorpion statuette	0		
8985	red sinister real cowboy hat	0		Spell Damage: +10
8986	jittery Memories of Cow Punching	0		Free Pull
8987	Memories of Beanslinging	0		Free Pull
8988	Memories of Snake Oiling	0		Free Pull
8989	upside-down bouncing Witchess Set	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-03"
8990	purple electronic Brain Trainer game	0		Skill: "Brain Games"
8991	squat skewed do-it-yourself laser eye surgery kit	0		Skill: "20/20 Vision"
8992	powdered armored prawn	1		Last Available: "2016-03"
8993	stale jumping horseradish	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-03"
8994	hand-crafted practically non-alcoholic wobbly Sacramento wine	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-03"
8995	deionized tumbling Greek fire	0		Effect: "Helping Comes Second", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2016-03"
8996	upside-down Lo Pan's sinister personal trainer's ox-head shield of the blizzard of terror	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Spell Damage: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-03"
8997	purple ghostly MacGyver's wicked personal trainer's Sinatra's smartaleck's dented scepter	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Experience (Moxie): +5, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Spell Damage: +5, Maximum MP: +100, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-03"
8998	zippy Jeselnik's wicked wizardly very pointy crown of the cougar	0		Mysticality: +25, Moxie: +20, Spell Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +25, Initiative: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xGhuol", Last Available: "2016-03"
8999	huge Jack Frost's studded personal trainer's battle broom of the overflowing toilet	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Damage Absorption: +80, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +5, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-03"
9000	green Clan Floundry	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-04"
9001	scandalous smelly forbidden carpe of horror	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9002	smelly arcane researcher's boxer's codpiece of the sewer	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Stench Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9003	wobbly rosewater-soaked chaotic Tesla troutsers of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 0.5xPotato", Last Available: "2016-04"
9004	sizzling medical-grade quilted bass clarinet of courage	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Hot Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9005	wicked dance instructor's beefy fish hatchet of Gandalf	0		Muscle: +10, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spell Damage: +5, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9006	Lo Pan's supercool savvy cool tunac	0		Moxie: +5, Mysticality Percent: +20, Moxie Percent: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9007	jittery fishin' pole	0		Last Available: "2016-04"
9008	ionized extra-nitrogenated narrow wriggling worm	0		Effect: "Hombre Muerto Caminando", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2016-04"
9009	spirit-forward hand-crafted upside-down bottle of Fishhead 900-Day IPA	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-04"
9010	activated non-denatured high-test fishing line	0		Effect: "Helping Comes Second", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2016-04"
9011	blue Fonzie's fishin' hat	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Last Available: "2016-04"
9012	Trout Fishing in Loathing	0		Skill: "Astute Angler", Last Available: "2016-04"
9013	Lo Pan's sonar fishfinder	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2016-04"
9014	luxury fly-tying workbench	0		Fishing Skill: +10, Last Available: "2016-04"
9015	tacklebox	0		Fishing Skill: +5, Last Available: "2016-04"
9016	disconnected intergnat	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-05"
9017	bouncing lime green viral video	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9018	internet point	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9019	meme generator	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9020	plus one	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9021	super-sized spoiled special gallon of milk	5	crappy	Effect: "Analog Drunk", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2016-05"
9022	print screen button	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9023	screencapped monster	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9024	daily dungeon malware	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9025	infinite BACON machine	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9026	fuchsia First Post shirt package	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9027	twirling gravedigger's Jack Frost's First Post shirt - Cir Senam of the cheetah	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Damage: +10, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2016-05"
9028	skewed high-speed upgrade	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2016-05"
9029	blinking no spoon	0		
9030	toothsome star salad	4	awesome	
9031	teal Thwaitgold moth statuette	0		
9032	normal immense bowl of Tastee-Wheet&trade;	10	good	
9033	Source terminal	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-06"
9034	blue Source essence	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9035	low-calorie tasty browser cookie	1	awesome	Last Available: "2016-06"
9036	lousy special maroon hacked gibson	4	decent	Effect: "Oh Hamlet Hamlet Hamlet Hamlet", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2016-06"
9037	Source shades of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2016-06"
9038	gray software bug	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9039	missing semicolon	0		Familiar Weight: +11
9040	twirling squat Source terminal PRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9041	Source terminal GRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9042	ghostly Source terminal SPAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9043	Source terminal CRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9044	pulsating Source terminal DRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9045	Source terminal TRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9046	pulsating Source terminal INGRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9047	tumbling Source terminal DIAGRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9048	Source terminal ASHRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9049	Source terminal SCRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9050	Source terminal TRIGRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9051	Source terminal file: substats.enh	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9052	teal Source terminal file: damage.enh	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9053	Source terminal file: critical.enh	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9054	Source terminal file: protect.enq	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9055	Source terminal file: stats.enq	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9056	narrow Source terminal file: compress.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9057	Source terminal file: duplicate.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9058	Source terminal file: portscan.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9059	Source terminal file: turbo.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9060	green Source terminal file: familiar.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9061	Source terminal file: pram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9062	Source terminal file: gram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9063	Source terminal file: spam.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9064	Source terminal file: cram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9065	olive Source terminal file: dram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9066	twirling Source terminal file: tram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9067	pill	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9068	hardy ruddy dance instructor's Samson's plastic detective badge	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2016-07"
9069	twirling blurry Jack Frost's banded Rosewater's bronze detective badge of terror	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Damage Absorption: +100, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-07"
9070	maroon rock-hard occult slick beefy detective badge	0		Muscle: +10, Moxie: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Damage Reduction: 5, Last Available: "2016-07"
9071	wobbly lime green flame-retardant knitted Socratic detective badge of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Cold Resistance: +3, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2016-07"
9072	cop dollar	0		Last Available: "2016-07"
9073	detective school application	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-07"
9074	energetic detective roscoe of dire peril of incineration	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2016-07"
9075	quantum narrow skewed shoe gum	0		Effect: "Radium Radicality", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2016-07"
9076	flame-wreathed Lo Pan's clever noir fedora	0		Maximum MP: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-07"
9077	clever supercharged trench coat of terror	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-07"
9078	weak tolerable Falcon&trade; Maltese Liquor	2	good	Last Available: "2016-07"
9079	decent big hardboiled egg	5	good	Last Available: "2016-07"
9080	detective tattoo	0		Last Available: "2016-07"
9081	DIY protonic accelerator kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-08"
9082	Usain Bolt's Sherlock's scandalous rock-hard grievous protonic accelerator pack of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Damage Reduction: 5, Sleaze Damage: +5, Item Drop: +25, Initiative: +80, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shoot Ghost", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Trap Ghost", Last Available: "2016-08"
9083	almost-dead walkie-talkie	0		Last Available: "2016-08"
9084	blue narrow Adventurer bobblehead of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2016-11"
9085	psychokinetic energy blob	0		Last Available: "2016-08"
9086	gravedigger's wholesome bindle	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-08"
9087	upside-down zippy resourceful fleshy lump	0		Maximum MP: +50, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2016-08"
9088	zippy grievous smoldering bagel punch	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2016-08"
9089	cyan scandalous razor-sharp ghostly reins	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Sleaze Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-08"
9090	derringer of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2016-08"
9091	mirror Mr. Screege's spectacles of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Single Equip, Drops Meat, Last Available: "2016-08"
9092	yellow ghostly supercharged stylish Spookyraven signet of the cheetah	0		Moxie: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-08"
9093	tumbling Lo Pan's wicked tie-dyed fannypack	0		Spell Damage: +5, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-08"
9094	squat burnt snowpants of Tarzan of the sweet-tooth	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2016-08"
9095	narrow blinking standards and practices guide of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Censorious Lecture", Last Available: "2016-08"
9096	wool smelly educational Carpathian longsword	0		Experience: +1, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2016-08"
9097	twirling flame-retardant veiny occult Liam's mail	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2016-08"
9098	wool grievous Unfortunato's foolscap of Calamity Jane	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2016-08"
9099	Thwaitgold cockroach statuette	0		
9100	teal rad	0		
9101	narrow purification tablet	0		
9102	bouncing manspreader's Wrist-Boy	0		Monster Level: +10
9103	Dear Past Self Package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-09"
9104	Time-Spinner	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9105	red compounded experience	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9106	Rad-B-Gone (1 lb.)	0		
9107	alkaline colloidal Rad-Pro (1 oz.)	0		Effect: "Conspiratory Eyes", Effect Duration: 66
9108	lead umbrella	0		
9109	moist wet Shrieking Weasel holo-record	0		Effect: "Vital", Effect Duration: 35
9110	vacuum-sealed quantum magnetized tumbling squat Power-Guy 2000 holo-record	0		Effect: "Elron's Explosive Etude", Effect Duration: 45
9111	magnetized energized Lucky Strikes holo-record	0		Effect: "Shredding, Sweating", Effect Duration: 39
9112	chilled flattened twirling EMD holo-record	0		Effect: "Metal Speed", Effect Duration: 36
9113	liquefied aerosolized Superdrifter holo-record	0		Effect: "Concentration", Effect Duration: 24
9114	adjusted improved skewed green ghostly The Pigs holo-record	0		Effect: "Enraged", Effect Duration: 18
9115	galvanized Drunk Uncles holo-record	0		Effect: "Punchy, Murdery", Effect Duration: 31
9116	time residue	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9117	hale repaid diaper	0		Maximum HP: +20
9118	yellow Riker's Search History	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9119	practically non-alcoholic artisanal Shot of Kardashian Gin	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-09"
9120	scorching Unstable Pointy Ears	0		Hot Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-09"
9121	shaking red Memory Disk, Alpha	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9122	narrow Tea, Earl Grey, Hot	1	decent	Last Available: "2016-09"
9123	pulsating fuchsia School of Hard Knocks Diploma	0		
9124	baby bark scorpion	0		
9125	droppable microphone	0		
9126	mediocre unidentified drink	4	decent	
9127	blurry executive veiny KoL Con 13 T-shirt	0		Maximum HP: +10, Meat Drop: +40
9128	skewed ribald discarded swimming trunks of wisdom of Tarzan	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience (Muscle): +3, Sleaze Damage: +10
9129	aerosolized blinking diluted makeup	0		Effect: "Jungle Juiced", Effect Duration: 31
9130	double-quantum quadruple-diffused energized bouncing charisma potion	0		Effect: "Ponderous Potency", Effect Duration: 63
9131	extremely confusing manual	0		
9132	red careful forbidden pistol	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Monster Level: -10
9133	blinking KoL Con 13 snowglobe	0		Drops Items, Last Available: "2016-10"
9134	stale leftover pasty	3	decent	
9135	hand-crafted very whiskey	4	EPIC	
9136	pulsating li'l orphan tot	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-10"
9137	li'l knight costume	0		All Attributes: +15, Last Available: "2016-10"
9138	li'l unicorn costume	0		Adventures: +5, PvP Fights: +5, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9139	li'l candy corn costume	0		All Resistance: +5, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9140	li'l ninja costume	0		Item Drop: +150, Lasts Until Rollover, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9141	li'l pirate costume	0		Meat Drop: +300, Lasts Until Rollover, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9142	li'l clown costume	0		Experience: +15, Lasts Until Rollover, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9143	li'l robot costume	0		Experience: +10, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9144	li'l eyeball costume	0		Combat Rate: -10, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9145	li'l liberty costume	0		Item Drop: +100, Meat Drop: +200, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9146	chilled dry boiled bouncing squat hoarded candy wad	0		Effect: "Weasels Underfoot", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2016-10"
9147	moist triple-aerosolized Prunets	0		Effect: "Puddingface", Effect Duration: 42
9148	jittery fuchsia Twitching Television Tattoo	0		
9149	bouncing baby scorpion	0		Familiar Weight: +10
9150	corrupted activated invisible string	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Effect: "Hairless and Airless", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2016-10"
9151	extra-deionized pickled olive invisible seam ripper	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Effect: "Purity of Spirit", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2016-10"
9152	li'l ghost costume	0		Initiative: +100, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9153	spoiled massive raw sweet potato	6	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9154	spoiled fuchsia raw beans	3	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9155	stale immense raw stuffing	7	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9156	huge bland raw cranberry sauce	10	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9157	stale raw turkey	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9158	moldy raw mincemeat	3	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9159	bite-sized flavorless raw potato	1	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9160	bland miniature enchanted twirling raw gravy	2	decent	Effect: "Meadulla Oblongota", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2016-11"
9161	stale raw bread	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9162	experienced mini-marshmallow dispenser of the sewer	0		Experience: +2, Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-11"
9163	gray dangerous deadly glass casserole dish of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: 35, Last Available: "2016-11"
9164	stuffing fluffer	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9165	stanky nippy can opener	0		Cold Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-11"
9166	pickled huge turkey blaster	1		Effect: "Disdain of She-Who-Was", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2016-11"
9167	sharpshooter's glass pie plate of the empath	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2016-11"
9168	double-paned potato masher of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2016-11"
9169	gravy boat	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9170	twirling maroon bread mold	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9171	half-sized moldy sweet potatoes	2	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9172	spoiled tiny bean casserole	1	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9173	moldy baked stuffing	4	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9174	bite-sized flavorless cranberry cylinder	1	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9175	adequate snack-sized thanksgiving turkey	2	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9176	special bland diet mince pie	1	decent	Effect: "Bright!", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2016-11"
9177	rotten mashed potatoes	4	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9178	low-calorie stale special purple warm gravy	1	decent	Effect: "Resilient Spirit", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2016-11"
9179	spoiled half-sized bouncing gray twirling bread roll	2	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9180	low-calorie decent twirling leftovers	1	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9181	moldy small leftovers sandwich	2	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9182	Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror	0		Skill: "Eldritch Intellect"
9183	cornucopia	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9184	narrow megacopia	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9185	pulsating pilgrim hat	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9186	packet of thanksgarden seeds	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9187	cashew	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9188	lime green bomb of unknown origin	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9189	mirror Granny Tood's Thanksgarden Catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-11"
9190	eldritch effluvium	0		
9191	double-quantum galvanized olive eldritch concentrate	0		Effect: "Human-Humanoid Hybrid", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2016-11"
9192	lousy eldritch extract	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9193	knitted Official Council Aide Pin of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2016-11"
9194	lousy tumbling eldritch distillate	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9195	compressed fuchsia wobbly eldritch essence	1		Last Available: "2016-11"
9196	Samson's Science Notebook	0		Experience (Muscle): +5
9197	ghostly reassuring clever wicked eldritch hat	0		Spell Damage: +5, Maximum MP: +20, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2016-11"
9198	shaking miser's rock-hard eldritch pants of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Damage Reduction: 5, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2016-11"
9199	perfectly mixed fancy maroon eldritch elixir	4	EPIC	Effect: "Void Between the Stars", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2016-11"
9200	scorching beefy Quartet of Flare Masters Jacket	0		Muscle: +10, Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-11", Rollover Effect Duration: 1
9201	lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter	0		
9202	Adventurer's Kit	0		
9203	shaking Build-a-City Gingerbread kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
9204	counterfeit city	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9205	sprinkles	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9206	jittery The Gingerbread Vigilante's Handbook	0		Skill: "Licorice Rope", Last Available: "2016-12"
9207	ghostly tumbling slick ball and chain	0		Moxie: +10, Sprinkle Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9208	candy dog collar	0		Sprinkle Drop: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9209	wobbly reassuring gingerbread tophat	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2016-12"
9210	executive gingerbread waistcoat	0		Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2016-12"
9211	jittery gingerbread trousers of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2016-12"
9212	asbestos-lined shellacked experienced candy dress shoes	0		Experience: +2, Damage Reduction: 7, Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9213	chilly dangerous beefy candy necktie	0		Muscle: +10, Weapon Damage: +10, Cold Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9214	wobbly narrow family-friendly educational chocolate pocketwatch	0		Experience: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9215	broken chocolate pocketwatch	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9216	upside-down blurry interesting clod of dirt	0		
9217	squat twirling gingerbread restraining order	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9218	sprinkle-begging cup	0		Sprinkle Drop: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
9219	stale diet animal part cracker	1	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
9220	artisanal upside-down gingerbread wine	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-12"
9221	rotten jumbo gingerbread mug	5	crappy	Last Available: "2016-12"
9222	gingerbread mask of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2016-12"
9223	skewed olive careful MacGyver's Oprah's gingerservo	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Maximum MP: +100, Monster Level: -10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9224	polymerized tainted icing	0		Effect: "Booze Goozles", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2016-12"
9225	tumbling ghostly careful gingerbeard	0		Monster Level: -10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9226	blurry gingerbread smartphone	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9227	skewed Jack Frost's gingerbread hoodie of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Sprinkle Drop: +15, Last Available: "2016-12"
9228	careful grievous gingerbread pistol	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9229	greedy marzipan briefcase of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Meat Drop: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9230	upside-down therapeutic creme brulee torch	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9231	Jim Carey's candy crowbar	0		Monster Level: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9232	rosewater-soaked hardened candy screwdriver	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2016-12"
9233	gingerbread dog treat	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9234	coward's pumpkin spice candle	0		Monster Level: -20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9235	cold-filtered tumbling gingerbread spice latte	0		Effect: "Hiding in Plain Sight", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2016-12"
9236	supercharged gingerbread gavel of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2016-12"
9237	tumbling gingerbread cigarette	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9238	gingerbread moneybag	0		Sprinkle Drop: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9239	drinkable ginger beer	3	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9240	squat huge spare chocolate parts	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9241	quantum ionized industrial frosting	0		Effect: "damage.enh", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2016-12"
9242	alkaline wobbly teal wobbly fake cocktail	0		Effect: "Strawberry Alarm", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2016-12"
9243	delicious high-end ginger wine	4	awesome	Last Available: "2016-12"
9244	spinning maroon rock-hard plastic bad vibe	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9245	baleful plastic angry vikings	0		Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9246	plastic Knows About Chakras of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9247	bouncing pulsating Da Vinci's plastic Your Brain	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9248	plastic Krampus of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9249	activated Inner Wisdom	0		Effect: "Mitre Cut", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2016-12"
9250	nitrogenated quantum Inner Strength	0		Effect: "Aloofah", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2016-12"
9251	aerosolized ionized quadruple-boiled gray Inner Truth	0		Effect: "Ack!  Barred!", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2016-12"
9252	snack-sized spoiled spiritual candy cane	2	crappy	Last Available: "2016-12"
9253	drinkable spiritual eggnog	3	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9254	special adequate blinking spiritual fruitcake	4	good	Effect: "Burning Ears", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2016-12"
9255	bland half-sized spiritual gingerbread	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
9256	narrow olive chocolate puppy	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9257	chocolate leash	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9258	bouncing My Life of Crime, a Memoir	0		Skill: "Gingerbread Mob Hit", Last Available: "2016-12"
9259	shaking Pop Art: a Guide	0		Skill: "Fifteen Minutes of Flame", Last Available: "2016-12"
9260	No Hats as Art	0		Skill: "Ceci N'Est Pas Un Chapeau", Last Available: "2016-12"
9261	Rethinking Candy	0		Skill: "Sweet Synthesis", Last Available: "2016-12"
9262	fruit-leather negatives	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9263	skewed tumbling gingerbread blackmail photos	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9264	briefcase full of sprinkles	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9265	narrow teethpick	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9266	wet tarnished olive rock candy	0		Effect: "Jawin'", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2016-12"
9267	moldy green-iced sweet roll	3	crappy	Last Available: "2016-12"
9268	sugar raygun	0		Sprinkle Drop: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
9269	bouncing chocolate sculpture	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9270	no hat	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9271	skewed chakra sludge	0		
9272	negative lump	0		
9273	Oprah's Third Eye of the glutton	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2016-12"
9274	jittery asbestos-lined Van der Graaf Krampus Horn	0		Hot Resistance: +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9275	spoiled hambrosier	3	crappy	Last Available: "2016-12"
9276	hand-crafted chakra-mental wine	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-12"
9277	unsweetened cold-filtered bouncing chakra malt	0		Effect: "You Know When to Walk Away", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2016-12"
9278	bite-sized stale Black Angus blackburger	1	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
9279	delicious practically non-alcoholic yellow brandy	1	awesome	Last Available: "2016-12"
9280	extra-altered moist ionized fuchsia pulsating potion of spiritual gunkifying	0		Effect: "Gummi-Grin", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2016-12"
9281	resourceful smartaleck's bad vibroknife	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
9282	shellacked Rosewater's crystal belt buckle	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2016-12"
9283	stylish saffron antaravasaka of terror	0		Moxie: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9284	tumbling brainy saffron uttarasanga of the blizzard	0		Mysticality: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9285	jittery Lump-Stacking for Beginners	0		Skill: "Stack Lumps", Last Available: "2016-12"
9286	wobbly jittery eternal knot tattoo	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9287	narrow pet bad vibe	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9288	tumbling gallstone	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9289	lime green Newton's boxer's cool Uncle Crimbo's hat	0		Moxie: +5, Muscle Percent: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2016-12", Rollover Effect Duration: 100
9290	moldy pulsating Eldritch snap	4	crappy	Last Available: "2017-01"
9291	modified bouncing hot jelly	1		Effect: "Jelly Combed", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2017-01"
9292	vaporized narrow jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9293	pickled pulsating jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9294	modified ghostly sleaze jelly	1		Effect: "Braaaains Over Braaaawwn", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2017-01"
9295	dehydrated stench jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9296	jittery space planula	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-01"
9297	decent toast with hot jelly	3	good	Last Available: "2017-01"
9298	special massive delicious toast with jelly	7	awesome	Effect: "Mutated", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2017-01"
9299	spoiled tiny toast with jelly	1	crappy	Last Available: "2017-01"
9300	gigantic delicious toast with sleaze jelly	6	awesome	Last Available: "2017-01"
9301	flavorless toast with stench jelly	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-01"
9302	space jellybicycle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9303	spinning blurry hopeful candle	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-01"
9304	pewter candlestick	0		Familiar Weight: +10
9305	miser's wax hand of the sweet-tooth	0		Meat Drop: +10, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2017-01"
9306	red perfumed supercharged candle	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Stench Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-01"
9307	diet spoiled squat wax pancake	1	crappy	Last Available: "2017-01"
9308	supercool wax face of vim and vigor	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2017-01"
9309	extra-dry bad wax booze	5	decent	Last Available: "2017-01"
9310	gray glob of melted wax	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
9311	diluted maroon huge sea jelly	1		Effect: "Larger", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2017-01"
9312	tasty fancy skewed sea truffle	3	awesome	Effect: "Mariachi Mood", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2017-01"
9313	huge tarnished luggage key	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
9314	blue crushed steamer trunk	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
9315	lime green friendly recovered cufflinks	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-01"
9316	tumbling heart-shaped crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-02"
9317	galvanized LOV Elixir #3	0		Effect: "Polka Face", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2017-02"
9318	concentrated skewed LOV Elixir #6	0		Effect: "So Fresh and So Clean", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2017-02"
9319	boiled aerosolized blinking LOV Elixir #9	0		Effect: "Also Schmeckt Zarathustra", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2017-02"
9320	tumbling asbestos-lined supercharged LOV Eardigan of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Hot Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-02"
9321	lime green aromatic curative LOV Epaulettes of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Stench Resistance: +1, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-02"
9322	pulsating blue rosy-cheeked smooth LOV Earrings of the dark arts	0		Moxie: +15, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-02"
9323	LOV Enamorang	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9324	LOV Emotionizer	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9325	LOV Extraterrestrial Chocolate	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9326	dehydrated narrow LOV Echinacea Bouquet	1		Last Available: "2017-02"
9327	sinister LOV Elephant	0		Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2017-02"
9328	greedy eldritch scanner	0		Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2017-02"
9329	quantum shaking eldritch alignment spray	0		Effect: "Cockroach Scurry", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2017-02"
9330	blurry narrow LOV Entrance Pass	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9331	manspreader's eldritch hammer of wisdom of Leguizamo	0		Mysticality: +15, Monster Level: 30, Last Available: "2017-01"
9332	bland miniature eldritch mushroom	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9333	eldritch ichor	0		
9334	decent huge shaking eldritch mushroom pizza	9	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9335	eldritch tincture	0		Skill: "Evoke Eldritch Horror", Last Available: "2017-02"
9336	eldritch tincture (depleted)	0		Skill: "Evoke Eldritch Horror", Last Available: "2017-02"
9337	activated frozen galvanized eldritch rub	0		Effect: "Purpose", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2017-02"
9338	HP-35 Calculator	0		
9339	Silver HP-35 Calculator	0		
9340	Golden HP-35 Calculator	0		
9341	Platinum HP-35 Calculator	0		
9342	Diamond HP-35 Calculator	0		
9343	bottlecap	0		
9344	discarded button	0		
9345	Gummi-Memory	0		
9346	blue Thwaitgold amoeba statuette	0		
9347	narrow pickled grasshopper	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9348	jittery bottle of an&iacute;s	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9349	skewed bottle of novelty hot sauce	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9350	elemental sugarcube	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9351	peppermint sprig	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9352	shaking bottle of clam juice	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9353	narrow cocktail mushroom	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9354	shot of granola liqueur	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9355	can of cherry-flavored sterno	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9356	lump of ichor	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9357	wobbly ghostly bottle of gregnadigne	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9358	bottle of Cr&egrave;me de Fugu	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9359	spinning fuchsia baby oil shooter	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9360	fish head	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9361	limepatch	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9362	cyan pile of dirt	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9363	slime shooter	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9364	imaginary lemon	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9365	practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed literal grasshopper	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9366	practically non-alcoholic aged double entendre	1	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9367	tolerable weak Phlegethon	2	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9368	delicious tumbling Siberian sunrise	4	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9369	acceptable mirror mentholated wine	3	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9370	acceptable low tide martini	4	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9371	lousy shroomtini	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9372	mediocre watered-down twirling morning dew	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9373	hand-crafted wobbly whiskey squeeze	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9374	practically non-alcoholic tolerable great fashioned	1	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9375	acceptable watered-down Gnomish sagngria	2	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9376	drinkable vodka stinger	4	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9377	artisanal extremely slippery nipple	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9378	acceptable watered-down piscatini	2	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9379	tolerable Churchill	4	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9380	delicious weak blurry soilzerac	2	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9381	weak hand-crafted gray London frog	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9382	perfectly mixed watered-down skewed nothingtini	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9383	lousy spinning eighth plague	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9384	practically non-alcoholic hand-crafted single entendre	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9385	hand-crafted high-proof narrow reverse Tantalus	7	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9386	mediocre huge elemental caipiroska	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9387	smooth extra-dry Feliz Navidad	5	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9388	weak delicious blurry Bloody Nora	2	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9389	lousy moreltini	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9390	artisanal special hell in a bucket	4	EPIC	Effect: "Yes, Can Haz", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2017-03"
9391	artisanal extra-dry Newark	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9392	irresponsibly strong lousy skewed R'lyeh	8	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9393	tolerable blurry Gnollish sangria	3	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9394	bad practically non-alcoholic tumbling squat vodka barracuda	1	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9395	watered-down perfectly mixed jittery Mysterious Island iced tea	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9396	delicious drive-by shooting	3	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9397	weak perfectly mixed gunner's daughter	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9398	perfectly mixed practically non-alcoholic dirt julep	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9399	weak artisanal fuchsia Simepore slime	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9400	high-proof lousy blinking Phil Collins	8	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9401	upside-down unpowered Robortender	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-03"
9402	toggle switch (Bartend)	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9403	toggle switch (Bounce)	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Robortender"
9404	yellow Spacegate access badge	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-04"
9405	filter helmet	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9406	twirling exo-servo leg braces	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9407	rad cloak	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9408	narrow gate transceiver	0		Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9409	high-friction boots	0		Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9410	Spacegate Research	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9411	skewed shaking alien rock sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9412	blinking alien gemstone	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9413	geological sample kit	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9414	shaking botanical sample kit	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9415	half-sized adequate edible alien plant bit	2	good	Last Available: "2017-04"
9416	alien plant fibers	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9417	fuchsia alien plant sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9418	complex alien plant sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9419	spinning ghostly fascinating alien plant sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9420	boiled maroon alien plant goo	1		Last Available: "2017-04"
9421	mirror alien plant pod	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9422	tumbling zoological sample kit	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9423	normal pulsating alien meat	3	good	Last Available: "2017-04"
9424	alien toenails	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9425	alien zoological sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9426	complex alien zoological sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9427	fascinating alien zoological sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9428	denatured tumbling cyan tumbling alien animal goo	1		Last Available: "2017-04"
9429	spinning blinking alien animal milk	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9430	spant egg casing	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9431	huge murderbot data core	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9432	galvanized purple huge alien medicine	0		Effect: "Sepia Tan", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2017-04"
9433	enchanted delicious alien salad	4	awesome	Effect: "Gemini Rising", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2017-04"
9434	bad weak alien booze	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-04"
9435	narrow lightning-fast baleful alien mask of doom	0		Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2017-04"
9436	friendly alien spear of the storm of the overflowing toilet	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Familiar Weight: +3, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2017-04"
9437	ghostly stylish slick alien blowgun of horror	0		Moxie: 35, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2017-04"
9438	hardened Samson's alien loincloth of temperance	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Damage Reduction: 3, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2017-04"
9439	lion tamer's alien totem of the dark arts of mayonnaise	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Experience (familiar): +2, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2017-04"
9440	wool ribald dog trainer's alien necklace	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Sleaze Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2017-04"
9441	blurry spant chitin	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9442	gray spant tendon	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9443	skewed MacGyver's sage spants	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2017-04"
9444	narrow manspreader's spant shield of incineration	0		Monster Level: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2017-04"
9445	spant shoulderpads of Tarzan of the businessman	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04"
9446	greedy sage spant backplate	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2017-04"
9447	knitted ruddy spant spear	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2017-04"
9448	murderbot power cell	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9449	murderbot component casing	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9450	spinning murderbot monofilament	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9451	energized super-warmed ionized murderbot shield unit	0		Effect: "Simulation Stimulation", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2017-04"
9452	murderbot live wire	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9453	zippy frightening murderbot mask of temperance	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Initiative: +20, Avatar: "Murderbot", Last Available: "2017-04"
9454	flattened Vulcanized murderbot spring injector	0		Effect: "Biologically Shocked", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2017-04"
9455	Newton's murderbot whip of the boozehound	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2017-04"
9456	nasty personal trainer's murderbot plasma rifle	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Stench Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "EXTERMINATE SPANT", Last Available: "2017-04"
9457	pulsating murderbot memory chip	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9458	wobbly squat space pirate treasure map	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9459	huge Space Pirate Astrogation Handbook	0		Skill: "Quantum Movement", Last Available: "2017-04"
9460	Non-Euclidean Finance	0		Skill: "5-D Earning Potential", Last Available: "2017-04"
9461	Peek-a-Boo!	0		Skill: "Object Quasi-Permanence", Last Available: "2017-04"
9462	Procrastinator locker key	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9463	Space Baby children's book	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9464	Space Baby bawbaw	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9465	Spacegate	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9466	stale Aldebaran sardines	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-04"
9467	boozy aged yellow Centauri fish wine	5	awesome	Last Available: "2017-04"
9468	distilled oxygen	1		Last Available: "2017-04"
9469	family-friendly Spacegate scientist's insignia of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04", Rollover Effect Duration: 30
9470	ribald horrifying Spacegate military insignia	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04", Rollover Effect Duration: 30
9471	jittery censurious thinker's Spacegate diplomat's insignia of the businessman	0		Mysticality: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04"
9472	Spacegate emergency disintegrator	0		Skill: "Disintegrate", Last Available: "2017-04"
9473	Spacegate Initiative tattoo unit	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9474	adequate alien sandwich	4	good	Last Available: "2017-04"
9475	wobbly glitched malware	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
9476	corrupted green Spant eggs	0		Effect: "Clean-Shaven", Effect Duration: 24
9477	olive Spacegate (open)	0		Lasts Until Rollover
9478	squat New-You Club Membership Form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-05"
9479	nitrogenated polymerized tumbling Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting	0		Effect: "Leisurely Amblin'", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2017-05"
9480	diffused boiled twirling Daily Affirmation: Think Win-Lose	0		Effect: "Almost Cool", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2017-05"
9481	adjusted Daily Affirmation: Be Superficially interested	0		Effect: "Jittery", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2017-05"
9482	quantum non-wet Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually	0		Effect: "Quiet 'n' Good", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2017-05"
9483	triple-boiled blue Daily Affirmation: Be a Mind Master	0		Effect: "All Is Forgiven", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2017-05"
9484	adjusted Daily Affirmation: Work For Hours a Week	0		Effect: "Some Cheese with Your Wine", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2017-05"
9485	electrified twirling Daily Affirmation: Keep Free Hate in your Heart	0		Effect: "Glo-Face", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2017-05"
9486	fancy moldy skewed gray Affirmation Cookie	3	crappy	Effect: "Pecan Pied Piper", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2017-05"
9487	pulsating License To Kill	0		
9488	Thwaitgold bug statuette	0		
9489	Victor's Spoils	0		
9490	enhanced diffused bouncing upside-down Threatening Missive	0		Effect: "Beastly Flavor", Effect Duration: 61
9491	mirror Targeted Plague Vector	0		
9492	suspicious package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-06"
9493	foul-smelling Kremlin's Greatest Briefcase of chilblains of the glutton	0		Cold Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +10, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "KGB tranquilizer dart", Last Available: "2017-06"
9494	drinkable upside-down blinking basic martini	3	good	Last Available: "2017-06"
9495	strong smooth huge improved martini	5	awesome	Last Available: "2017-06"
9496	special extra-dry lousy blue splendid martini	5	decent	Effect: "Tapped In", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2017-06"
9497	lime green exploding cigar	0		Last Available: "2017-06"
9498	can of Minions-Be-Gone	0		Last Available: "2017-06"
9499	mirror teal tattoo gun	0		Last Available: "2017-06"
9500	gun	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-06"
9501	gum	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-06"
9502	aromatic veiny plastic gundam of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum HP: +10, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2017-06"
9503	License to Chill	0		Last Available: "2017-07"
9504	blinking Celsius 233	0		Skill: "Eternal Flame", Last Available: "2017-06"
9505	twirling Celsius 233 (singed)	0		Skill: "Eternal Flame", Last Available: "2017-06"
9506	bouncing Lazenby's Life Lesson	0		Free Pull
9507	LI-11 Motor Pool voucher	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-07"
9508	jittery Asdon Martin keyfob (on ring)	0		Last Available: "2017-07"
9509	L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate	0		
9510	Dust bunny	0		
9511	Pocket Meteor Guide	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9512	Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed)	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9513	huge Meteorite-Ade	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9514	normal skewed meteoreo	4	good	Last Available: "2017-08"
9515	mediocre meadeorite	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-08"
9516	teal narrow meteoroid	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9517	blurry Temple Grandin's meteortarboard of the ox of the brute	0		Muscle: +20, Muscle Percent: +30, Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2017-08"
9518	zippy meteorite guard of the ox of the boozehound	0		Muscle: +20, Booze Drop: +100, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2017-08"
9519	veiny meteorb of extreme caution	0		Maximum HP: +10, Monster Level: -25, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Hot", Last Available: "2017-08"
9520	yellow wobbly Rosewater's asteroid belt of the bloodbag	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-08"
9521	Jeselnik's fortified arcane researcher's meteorthopedic shoes	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Damage Absorption: +60, Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-08"
9522	twirling avaricious horrifying shooting morning star of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Spooky Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-08"
9523	meteoroid	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9524	meteor shower cap	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9525	Thwaitgold time fly statuette	0		
9526	perfectly fair coin	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9527	Horsery contract	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-08"
9528	corked genie bottle	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-09"
9529	skewed genie bottle	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9530	wobbly shaking hardy rosy-cheeked supercool blessed rustproof +2 gray dragon scale mail	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2023-09"
9531	blurry pony: Dusk Shiny	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9532	bouncing pony: Shutterfly	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9533	blue twirling pony: Pearjack	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9534	pony: Uniquity	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9535	blinking pony: Rosey Cake	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9536	blinking pony: Spectrum Dash	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9537	pocket wish	0		Last Available: "2023-09"
9538	upside-down jittery dropped scrap of paper	0		
9539	hunk of granite	0		
9540	bouncing shovelful of dirt	0		
9541	bouncing xo-skeleton-in-a-box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-10"
9542	narrow exo-xo-skeleton-skeleton	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9543	X	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9544	O	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9545	extra-dry smooth DUFRESNE Suds	5	awesome	Last Available: "2017-09"
9546	jittery groovy mafia pinky ring of Flo-Jo	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Initiative: +100, Single Equip
9547	bad olive flask of port	3	decent	
9548	censurious chilly contract enforcement stick	0		Cold Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +3
9549	rotten special Hide-rox&trade; cookie	3	crappy	Effect: "Good Motivator", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2017-10"
9550	lousy watered-down squat jug of booze	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-10"
9551	colloidal squat pair of candy glasses	0		Effect: "No Worries", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2017-10"
9552	concentrated irradiated temporary X tattoos	0		Effect: "Rotten Memories", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2017-10"
9553	boiled wobbly spinning glyph of athleticism	1		Last Available: "2017-10"
9554	pair of scissors	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9555	deionized moist tumbling new habit	0		Effect: "Cuts Like a Buttered Knife", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2017-10"
9556	tumbling purple bridge truss	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9557	greasy Jim Carey's MacGyver's pearl necklace	0		Maximum MP: +100, Monster Level: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-10"
9558	amorphous blob	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9559	squat X	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9560	cyan O	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9561	amorphous blob	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9562	miser's auspicious baleful Rosewater's protection stick	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +10, Meat Drop: +10
9563	moist aerosolized roll of meat	0		Effect: "No Worries", Effect Duration: 61
9564	wobbly chaotic hardened mafia thumb ring	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Single Equip
9565	tarnished narrow cocoa chondrule	0		Effect: "Innately Strong", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2020-09"
9566	shaking mafia middle finger ring of Tarzan of the empath	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Familiar Weight: +5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Show them your ring"
9567	wool frosty Tesla extremely unsafe steel drivin' hammer	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
9568	piece of steel	0		
9569	cyan wool Sinatra's mafia pointer finger ring	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Drops Meat
9570	maroon sharpshooter's worksite credentials	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Single Equip
9571	smelly curative shellacked negotiatin' hammer of Gandalf	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
9572	pantogram	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-11"
9573	pantogram	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9574	pantogram pants	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-11"
9575	maroon brainy mafia wedding ring of Leguizamo	0		Mysticality: +5, Monster Level: +20, Single Equip
9576	purple upside-down up-at-dawn mafia organizer badge	0		Adventures: +5, Single Equip
9577	mafia filofax	0		
9578	transparent nog	1	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9579	snack-sized decent yellow unfinished fruitcake	2	good	Last Available: "2017-12"
9580	aerosolized unsweetened and cracker	0		Effect: "The Power of Positive Thinking", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2017-12"
9581	lousy watered-down upside-down neg grog	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9582	spoiled half double fruitcake	3	crappy	Last Available: "2017-12"
9583	adequate small hushed puppy	2	good	Last Available: "2017-12"
9584	tasty tiny muffled muffuletta	1	awesome	Last Available: "2017-12"
9585	stale fuchsia shushed potatoes	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9586	deadly plastic mime functionary	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Last Available: "2017-12"
9587	huge huge Da Vinci's plastic mime scientist	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Last Available: "2017-12"
9588	Socratic plastic mime soldier	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Last Available: "2017-12"
9589	plastic mime executive	0		Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2017-12"
9590	yellow plastic The Silent Nightmare of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2017-12"
9591	locked mumming trunk	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-12"
9592	upside-down mumming trunk	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9593	mirror temperance whiskey	1	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2017-11"
9594	vacuum-sealed corrupted wishbone	0		Effect: "Disdain of She-Who-Was", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2017-11"
9595	mediocre jittery Racisto Ruidoso	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-11"
9596	olive earthenware muffin tin	0		
9597	small decent bran muffin	2	good	
9598	spoiled blueberry muffin	3	crappy	
9599	huge silent A	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9600	bouncing silent B	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9601	silent C	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9602	wobbly squat silent D	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9603	gray silent E	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9604	jittery silent F	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9605	silent G	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9606	green shaking silent H	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9607	ghostly silent I	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9608	silent J	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9609	gray silent K	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9610	silent L	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9611	bouncing silent M	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9612	narrow silent N	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9613	bouncing silent O	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9614	silent P	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9615	silent Q	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9616	shaking silent R	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9617	silent S	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9618	silent T	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9619	silent U	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9620	bouncing narrow silent V	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9621	silent W	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9622	silent X	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9623	silent Y	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9624	silent Z	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9625	crystalline cheer	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9626	anti-earplugs	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9627	warehouse key	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9628	jittery mime pocket probe	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9629	delicious enchanted squat stale cheer wine	3	awesome	Effect: "Stop the Presses!", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2017-12"
9630	delicious twirling purple stale Cheer-E-Os	4	awesome	Last Available: "2017-12"
9631	blinking cheer-o-gram	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9632	gray cheerful antler hat of Gandalf of the cheetah	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2017-12"
9633	occult personal trainer's cheerful Crimbo sweater	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2017-12"
9634	zippy smartaleck's cheerful pajama pants	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2017-12"
9635	skewed The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1	0		Skill: "Silent Hunter", Last Available: "2017-12"
9636	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Hunter", Last Available: "2017-12"
9637	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2	0		Skill: "Quiet Determination", Last Available: "2017-12"
9638	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used)	0		Skill: "Quiet Determination", Last Available: "2017-12"
9639	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3	0		Skill: "Quiet Judgement", Last Available: "2017-12"
9640	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used)	0		Skill: "Quiet Judgement", Last Available: "2017-12"
9641	fuchsia The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4	0		Skill: "Silent Treatment", Last Available: "2017-12"
9642	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Treatment", Last Available: "2017-12"
9643	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5	0		Skill: "Silent Knife", Last Available: "2017-12"
9644	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Knife", Last Available: "2017-12"
9645	blurry The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6	0		Skill: "Quiet Desperation", Last Available: "2017-12"
9646	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used)	0		Skill: "Quiet Desperation", Last Available: "2017-12"
9647	shaking mime eraser	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9648	smooth triple-distilled executive mime flask	8	awesome	Last Available: "2017-12"
9649	yummy nega-mushroom	4	awesome	Last Available: "2017-12"
9650	artisanal nega-mushroom wine	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-12"
9651	dry upside-down Cheer-Up soda	0		Effect: "Knightlife", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2017-12"
9652	tiny spoiled red mime army rations	1	crappy	Last Available: "2017-12"
9653	bad boozy tumbling mime army wine	5	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9654	dried tumbling skewed mime army superserum	1		Effect: "Flashing Eyes", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2017-12"
9655	warmed irradiated yellow mime army camouflage kit	0		Effect: "Pie in the Sky", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2017-12"
9656	dog trainer's smooth miming beret	0		Moxie: +15, Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2017-12"
9657	veiny thinker's miming shirt	0		Mysticality: +10, Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2017-12"
9658	red dog trainer's veiny miming corduroys	0		Maximum HP: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2017-12"
9659	Newton's wizardly miming boots	0		Mysticality: +25, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9660	Sinatra's smartaleck's miming gloves	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Experience (Moxie): +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9661	shaking God Lobster Egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-05"
9662	wobbly donated booze	0		
9663	mirror donated food	0		
9664	donated candy	0		
9665	tarnished wet narrow upside-down digital honeypot	0		Effect: "You Can Really Taste the Dormouse", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2025-12"
9666	pulsating mime-proof sunglasses	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9667	shaking mime army insignia (infantry) of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12", Stat Tuning: "Muscle (all)"
9668	slick mime army insignia (intelligence)	0		Moxie: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12", Stat Tuning: "Mysticality (all)"
9669	wobbly arcane researcher's mime army insignia (espionage)	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12", Stat Tuning: "Moxie (all)"
9670	narrow mime army insignia (pyrotechnics)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9671	bouncing mime army insignia (cryonics)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9672	mime army insignia (psychological warfare)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9673	mime army insignia (sanitation)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9674	cyan mime army insignia (morale)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9675	toasty mime army infiltration glove of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9676	pulsating mime army shotglass	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9677	mime army challenge coin	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9678	green cheer extractor	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9679	kerosene-soaked skip	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-12"
9680	twirling fireproof skip lid	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9681	spoiled extra-toasted half sandwich	4	crappy	Last Available: "2018-12"
9682	drinkable extra-dry mulled hobo wine	5	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
9683	burning newspaper	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
9684	red flame-wreathed forbidden burning paper hat of temperance	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9685	gray executive stanky burning cape of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9686	flame-retardant dance instructor's savvy burning paper slippers	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9687	huge cyan sinister deadly burning paper jorts of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Weapon Damage: +5, Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9688	prompt fireproof burning paper crane of temperance	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Adventures: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9689	January's Garbage Tote (unopened)	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-01"
9690	January's Garbage Tote	0		Last Available: "2018-01"
9691	squat deceased crimbo tree	0		Breakable, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9692	upside-down censurious nippy broken champagne bottle	0		Cold Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Breakable, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9693	razor-sharp arcane researcher's tinsel tights	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9694	executive censurious wad of used tape of the businessman	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: 90, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9695	maroon avaricious vibrating silent nightlight of the detective of the early riser	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Item Drop: +20, Meat Drop: +30, Adventures: +7, Rollover Effect Duration: 50
9696	extra-polymerized narrow blurry sweetened reindeer fat	0		Effect: "Always be Collecting", Effect Duration: 34
9697	flattened energized narrow Good 'n' Quiet	0		Effect: "Broken Fast", Effect Duration: 26
9698	Vulcanized moist blurry hot button candy	0		Effect: "Superioreo", Effect Duration: 21
9699	huge red gravedigger's baleful makeshift garbage shirt of the sewer	0		Spell Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +10, Breakable, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9700	squat jittery Sherlock's friendly novelty monorail ticket	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Item Drop: +25, Rollover Effect Duration: 100
9701	mixed blinking pills	1		
9702	compressed yellow furry pill	1		Effect: "[800]Chocolate Reign", Effect Duration: 20
9703	altered beefy pill	1		Effect: "Arabian Knighthood", Effect Duration: 30
9704	mixed pulsating excitement pill	1		Effect: "Using Protection", Effect Duration: 15
9705	denatured tumbling vitamin G pill	1		
9706	powdered lucky-ish pill	1		
9707	compressed jittery bouncing dieting pill	1		Effect: "Eyes of the Dragon", Effect Duration: 45
9712	fuchsia Clan Carnival Game	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-02"
9713	bouncing How To Get Bigger Without Really Trying	0		Skill: "Get Big", Last Available: "2018-02"
9714	Illustrated Mating Rituals of the Gallapagos	0		Skill: "Gallapagosian Mating Call", Last Available: "2018-02"
9715	teal Convincing People You Can See The Future	0		Skill: "Inscrutable Gaze", Last Available: "2018-02"
9716	green Love Potions and the Wizards who Mix Them	0		Skill: "Love Mixology", Last Available: "2018-02"
9717	They'll Love You In Rhinestones	0		Skill: "Acquire Rhinestones", Last Available: "2018-02"
9718	blinking Silly Little Love Song	0		Skill: "Paul's Passionate Pop Song", Last Available: "2018-02"
9719	upside-down sinister genie's turbane of the blizzard	0		Spell Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-02"
9720	narrow greasy energetic genie's scimitar	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-02"
9721	rosy-cheeked genie's pants of the boozehound	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2018-02"
9722	huge family-friendly toasty genie's bracers	0		Hot Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2018-02"
9723	cool psychic's circlet of incineration	0		Moxie: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2018-02"
9724	censurious Tesla psychic's crystal ball	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2018-02"
9725	pulsating zippy medical-grade psychic's pslacks	0		Initiative: +20, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2018-02"
9726	frightening psychic's amulet of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2018-02"
9727	adequate heart-shaped candy whetstone	4	good	Last Available: "2018-02"
9728	moldy lime green Swedish massage fish	3	crappy	Last Available: "2018-02"
9729	tolerable boozy purple mirror Third Base	5	good	Last Available: "2018-02"
9730	drinkable Bustle Hustler	4	good	Last Available: "2018-02"
9731	double-moist Fabiotion	0		Effect: "Booooooze", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2018-02"
9732	diffused wobbly Bettie page	0		Effect: "Conspiratory Eyes", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2018-02"
9733	corrupted adjusted tonic o' Banderas	0		Effect: "Abyssal Sweat", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2018-02"
9734	dry polymerized narrow twirling heather graham cracker	0		Effect: "Cockroach Scurry", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2018-02"
9735	blue Lolsipop	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9736	mirror heart cozy	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9737	eaves droppers	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9738	personal graffiti kit	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9739	purple Mysterious Red Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9740	Mysterious Green Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9741	Mysterious Blue Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9742	lime green Mysterious Black Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9743	Vulcanized altered blinking gray rainbow jellybean	0		Effect: "Smoky Third Eye", Effect Duration: 20
9744	corrupted jittery mystery lollipop	0		Effect: "Sticky Hands", Effect Duration: 51
9745	Love Potion #0	0		Effect: "Tainted Love Potion", Effect Duration: 20
9746	ionized moist triple-dry blinking rhinestone	0		Effect: "Stop and Smell the Fudge", Effect Duration: 51
9747	twirling 1,960 pok&eacute;dollar bill	0		
9748	metandienone	0		
9749	riboflavin	0		
9750	bronze	0		
9751	squat piracetam	0		
9752	ultracalcium	0		
9753	ginseng	0		
9754	blue Team Avarice cap of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100
9755	blurry Jim Carey's Team Sloth cap	0		Monster Level: +25
9756	brainy Team Wrath cap	0		Mysticality: +5
9757	Mu cap of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15
9758	Thwaitgold metabug statuette	0		
9759	narrow upside-down Pok&eacute;fam Guide to Capturing All of Them	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-03"
9760	spinning packet of tall grass seeds	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9761	Pok&eacute;-Gro fertilizer	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9762	Globmule	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9763	Bluzzard	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9764	Faux	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9765	Sledgehamster	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9766	Pimpsqueak	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9767	Pillowbug	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9768	Dressage	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9769	Sequestrian	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9770	Carpricorn	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9771	Turpin	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9772	narrow Morphan	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9773	cyan twirling Cycloney	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9774	Peaclock	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9775	Turtive	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9776	Lepardner	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9777	fuchsia Aiolion	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9778	Waifuton	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9779	Gorillape	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9780	Wendtigo	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9781	squat Snoutlet	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9782	Ruffalo	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9783	Vaporpoise	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9784	Ghosprey	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9785	blue upside-down Straypler	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9786	Flan	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9787	Mustardigrade	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9788	upside-down Ched	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9789	Gazelleton	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9790	Mechamelion	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9791	Bicycle	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9792	Vamprey	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9793	Wullabye	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9794	Nursine	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9795	Cantelope	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9796	Ungulant	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9797	Caramel	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9798	Oppossum	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9799	Amanitee	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9800	jittery Smashmoth	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9801	jittery lime green Vulgure	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9802	spinning Squib	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9803	squat Trafikoan	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9804	red Slotter	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9805	mirror Shudder	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9806	Glamare	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9807	Unspeakachu	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9808	jittery Stooper	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9809	spinning Disgeist	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9810	jittery Bowlet	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9811	Cornbeefadon	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9812	skewed Mu	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9813	Glum berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9814	jittery Egnaro berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9815	blue Sitrep berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9816	Nadsat berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9817	Jamocha berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9818	Tapioc berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9819	narrow Snarf berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9820	shaking blinking Keese berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9821	huge luck incense	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Item Drop: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9822	spinning shell bell	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9823	muscle band	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9824	amulet coin	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9825	razor fang	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9826	smoke ball	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9827	rocket	0		
9828	denatured lime green skewed magnificent oyster egg	1		Effect: "Billiards Belligerence", Effect Duration: 5
9829	dried narrow ghostly brilliant oyster egg	1		
9830	dehydrated lime green glistening oyster egg	1		
9831	pickled purple twirling narrow scintillating oyster egg	1		Effect: "Chorale of Companionship", Effect Duration: 25
9832	vaporized ghostly pearlescent oyster egg	1		
9833	altered lustrous oyster egg	1		
9834	altered wobbly gleaming oyster egg	1		Effect: "License to Punch", Effect Duration: 30
9835	olive spinning FantasyRealm membership packet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-04"
9836	skewed bouncing FantasyRealm guest pass	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9837	hardy FantasyRealm G. E. M. of the wise owl of Calamity Jane	0		Mysticality: +20, Maximum HP: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9838	Rubee&trade;	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9839	spinning yellow chilly FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm	0		Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2018-04"
9840	rock-hard FantasyRealm Mage's Hat	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Last Available: "2018-04"
9841	FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2018-04"
9842	lump of bauxite	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
9843	wool electrified quilted &quot;Remember the Trees&quot; Shirt	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Cold Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
9844	squat FantasyRealm key	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9845	narrow plump mushroom	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9846	wobbly tainted marshmallow	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9847	Chewsick Copperbottom's notes	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9848	tumbling LyleCo premium pickaxe	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9849	LyleCo premium rope	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9850	My First Art of War	0		Skill: "Army of Toddlers", Last Available: "2018-12"
9851	dragon aluminum ore	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9852	faerie dust	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9853	poisoned druidic s'more	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9854	druidic orb	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9855	to-go brew	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9856	flask of holy water	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9857	extra-tarnished ionized tumbling universal antivenin	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Effect: "Very Clean Guns", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2018-04"
9858	LyleCo premium monocle	0		Rubee Drop: 1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9859	LyleCo premium magnifying glass	0		Rubee Drop: 1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9860	blinking FantasyRealm tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9861	LyleCo Contractor's Manual	0		Skill: "Expert Corner-Cutter", Last Available: "2018-04"
9862	moldy huge spinning FantasyRealm turkey leg	7	crappy	Last Available: "2018-04"
9863	tolerable FantasyRealm mead	3	good	Last Available: "2018-04"
9864	nasty haunch	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9865	Cheswick Copperbottom's compass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9866	arrest warrant	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9867	hero's skull	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9868	grolblin rum	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9869	rotten cyan druidic s'more	4	crappy	Last Available: "2018-04"
9870	diluted sachet of powder	1		Last Available: "2018-04"
9871	bad enchanted practically non-alcoholic mourning wine	1	decent	Effect: "Impregnably Delicious", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2018-04"
9872	sanctified cola	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9873	map to the Towering Mountains	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9874	map to the Mystic Wood	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9875	map to the Putrid Swamp	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9876	map to the Cursed Village	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9877	upside-down map to the Sprawling Cemetery	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9878	small delicious denastified haunch	2	awesome	Last Available: "2018-04"
9879	hand-crafted extra-dry bad rum and good cola	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-04"
9880	pressed wet skewed Potion of Heroism	0		Effect: "Kindly Resolve", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2018-04"
9881	huge family-friendly flame-wreathed leggings of the Spider Queen of terror	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2018-04"
9882	shaking dance instructor's Master Thief's utility belt of the bloodbag of the detective	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum HP: +100, Item Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9883	electrified curative Duke Vampire's regal cloak of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2018-04"
9884	scandalous vibrating supercool Dragonscale breastplate	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2018-04"
9885	blinking sharpshooter's weightlifter's belt of Ogrekind of the cougar	0		Muscle: +15, Moxie: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9886	foul-smelling shellacked The Ghoul King's ghoulottes of Flo-Jo	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Stench Damage: +10, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2018-04"
9887	squat nippy quilted nozzle of the Phoenix of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Damage Absorption: +40, Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-04"
9888	mirror dog trainer's veiny the Archwizard's briefs of terror	0		Maximum HP: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-04"
9889	wobbly miser's horrifying quilted the Ley Incursion's waist	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Spooky Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9890	rosy-cheeked Sinatra's shield of the Skeleton Lord of the bloodbag	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2018-04"
9891	lightning-fast censurious Socratic ring of the Skeleton Lord	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Initiative: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9892	Jim Carey's dance instructor's scepter of the Skeleton Lord of the glutton	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Monster Level: +25, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9893	reassuring curative deadfall branch of Calamity Jane of the sweet-tooth	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Spooky Resistance: +1, Candy Drop: +100, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
9894	horrifying foul-smelling Van der Graaf hale Staff of Kitchen Royalty of incineration	0		Maximum HP: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Stench Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2018-04"
9895	charged druidic orb	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9896	dragon slaying sword	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9897	spinning skewed notarized arrest warrant	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9898	high-proof artisanal two meat muck	10	EPIC	
9899	yummy miniature fuchsia huge chocolate Ogre Chieftain	2	awesome	
9900	bland twirling chocolate &quot;Phoenix&quot;	4	decent	
9901	small stale chocolate Spider Queen	2	decent	
9902	mediocre special triple-distilled spinning hipster cocktail	6	decent	Effect: "Dreadful Smell", Effect Duration: 40
9903	lime green God Lobster's Scepter	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "small fairy/lep", Last Available: "2018-05"
9904	God Lobster's Ring	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "sombrero", Last Available: "2018-05"
9905	mirror God Lobster's Rod	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "whelp", Last Available: "2018-05"
9906	God Lobster's Robe	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "block", Last Available: "2018-05"
9907	God Lobster's Crown	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "fairy", Last Available: "2018-05"
9908	Dish of Clarified Butter	0		Last Available: "2018-05"
9909	G	0		
9910	Garland of Greatness	0		
9911	gattoo	0		
9912	maroon A-Boo glue	0		
9913	glued A-Boo clue	0		
9914	jittery crude oil congealer	0		
9915	adequate snack-sized good guava	2	good	
9916	bad gin and ginger	4	decent	
9917	spinning Thwaitgold chigger statuette	0		
9918	denatured gaseous gravy	1		
9919	shaking SongBoom&trade; BoomBox	0		Last Available: "2018-06"
9920	red SongBoom&trade; BoomBox Box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-06"
9921	A Guide to Safari	0		Skill: "Experience Safari"
9922	non-energized wobbly Shielding Potion	0		Effect: "Fury of the Bells", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2018-06"
9923	tarnished red Punching Potion	0		Effect: "Unrunnable Face", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2018-06"
9924	Special Seasoning	0		Last Available: "2018-06"
9925	powdered Nightmare Fuel	1		Last Available: "2018-06"
9926	Gathered Meat-Clip	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
9927	spinning wobbly Bastille Battalion control rig crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-07"
9928	Bastille Battalion control rig	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-07"
9929	jittery rosewater-soaked reassuring experienced Brutal brogues of the bloodbag	0		Experience: +2, Maximum HP: +100, Spooky Resistance: +1, Stench Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-07"
9930	blurry Herculean Draftsman's driving gloves of the cougar of vim and vigor of the detective	0		Moxie: +20, Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Item Drop: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-07"
9931	twirling wobbly zippy flame-wreathed friendly chaotic Nouveau nosering	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-07"
9932	dry ionized corrupted sharkfin gumbo	0		Effect: "Took Eleven", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2018-07"
9933	polymerized boiling broth	0		Effect: "Tenacity of the Snapper", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2018-07"
9934	boiled corrupted interrogative elixir	0		Effect: "Infernal Thirst", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2018-07"
9935	pulsating Bastille Battalion Fondue Trophy	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9936	Bastille Battalion tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9937	Bastille Battalion cheese wheel	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9938	blinking Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9939	upside-down kitten burglar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-07"
9940	burglar/sleep mask	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9941	Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette	0		
9942	ghostly Neverending Party invitation envelope	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-09"
9943	Neverending Party guest pass	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9944	huge nippy smartaleck's PARTY HARD T-shirt of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Moxie Percent: +30, Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-09"
9945	lime green Neverending Party favor	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9946	deluxe Neverending Party favor	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9947	purple gas can	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9948	weak drinkable Middle of the Road&trade; brand whiskey	2	good	Last Available: "2018-09"
9949	olive neverending wallet chain	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9950	studded pentagram bandana of the blizzard	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-09"
9951	huge personal trainer's skull ring	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9952	electronics kit	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9953	flavorless spinning PB&J with the crusts cut off	3	decent	Last Available: "2018-09"
9954	energetic hardy dorky glasses	0		Maximum HP: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9955	spinning resourceful ponytail clip of chilblains	0		Maximum MP: +50, Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-09"
9956	paint palette	0		Item Drop: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paint Job", Last Available: "2018-09"
9957	unremarkable duffel bag	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9958	pickled upside-down olive Purple Beast energy drink	1		Last Available: "2018-09"
9959	yellow prompt cosmetic football	0		Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2018-09"
9960	shoe ad T-shirt of the empath of temperance	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2018-09"
9961	hardened pump-up high-tops	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9962	polarized narrow runproof mascara	0		Effect: "Destructive Resolve", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2018-09"
9963	very small dress	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9964	Jack Frost's noticeable pumps of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9965	spinning surprisingly capacious handbag	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9966	bad everfull glass	3	???	Last Available: "2018-09"
9967	van key	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9968	jam band bootleg	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9969	miser's careful denim jacket	0		Monster Level: -10, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2018-09"
9970	coward's Van der Graaf ratty knitted cap	0		Monster Level: -20, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2018-09"
9972	supercharged intimidating chainsaw of doom	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-09"
9973	tolerable party beer bomb	3	good	Last Available: "2018-09"
9974	rotten fuchsia sweet party mix	3	crappy	Last Available: "2018-09"
9975	distilled pulsating wobbly upside-down party balloon	1		Effect: "All Fired Up", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2018-09"
9976	squat stanky strapping party pants	0		Muscle: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-09"
9977	ghostly Usain Bolt's scorching party whip of temperance	0		Hot Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2018-09"
9978	Party Planning on a Budget	0		Skill: "Budget Conscious", Last Available: "2018-09"
9979	perfectly mixed watered-down shaking TRIO cup of beer	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-09"
9980	moldy wobbly party platter for one	3	crappy	Last Available: "2018-09"
9981	distilled yellow Party-in-a-Can&trade;	1		Last Available: "2018-09"
9982	party pup	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9983	Jack Frost's party crasher of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Party Crash", Last Available: "2018-09"
9984	Living to Drink, Drinking to Live	0		Last Available: "2018-09", Skill: "Drinking to Drink"
9985	Party Tattoo&trade; gift certificate	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9986	purple party mouse hat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9987	latte lovers member's mug	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Latte on Opponent", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Offer Latte to Opponent", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Gulp Latte", Last Available: "2018-10"
9988	red latte lovers club card	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-10"
9989	voter registration form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-11"
9990	Temple Grandin's &quot;I Voted!&quot; sticker	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-11"
9991	wobbly absentee voter ballot	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9992	fuchsia snake skin	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9993	yellow hale snakeskin thighboots of courage	0		Maximum HP: +20, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2018-11"
9994	avaricious savvy snakeskin cowboy hat	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2018-11"
9995	Herculean supercool snakeskin jacket	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience (Muscle): +1, Last Available: "2018-11"
9996	spinning slime glob	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9997	slime glob	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9998	slime glob	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9999	jittery Oprah's fortified slime waders of the sweet-tooth	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2018-11"
10001	maroon wool nasty Sinatra's slime fedora	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Stench Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2018-11"
10002	weightlifter's slime knuckles of the dark arts of Gandalf	0		Muscle: +15, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2018-11"
10003	government requisition form	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
10004	fireproof coward's boxer's government-issued slacks	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Monster Level: -20, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2018-11"
10005	nippy careful therapeutic government-issued eyeshade	0		Monster Level: -10, Cold Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2018-11"
10006	clever Samson's government-issued necktie of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum MP: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-11"
10007	huge bouncing Jeselnik's foul-smelling ruddy mutant arm	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Stench Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-11"
10008	clever dance instructor's slick mutant legs	0		Moxie: +10, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2018-11"
10009	manspreader's wicked groovy mutant crown	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Spell Damage: +5, Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2018-11"
10010	diet bland ghostly ectoplasm	1	decent	Last Available: "2018-11"
10011	bland small	2	decent	Last Available: "2018-11"
10012	smooth triple-distilled cyan blinking bottle of vodka	9	awesome	Last Available: "2018-11"
10013	stale pizza	4	decent	Last Available: "2018-11"
10014	drinkable martini	4	good	Last Available: "2018-11"
10015	bland massive cherry pie	10	decent	Last Available: "2018-11"
10016	irresponsibly strong acceptable eggnog	6	good	Last Available: "2018-11"
10017	glob of undifferentiated tissue	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
10018	rotten Hell ramen	3	crappy	Last Available: "2018-11"
10019	hand-crafted gimlet	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-11"
10020	perfectly mixed watered-down twice-haunted screwdriver	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-11"
10021	normal miniature ghostly blurry candy cane	2	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10022	tolerable upside-down twirling runny fermented egg	3	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10023	special toothsome miniature upside-down tumbling oldcake	2	awesome	Effect: "Sappy Blood", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2018-12"
10024	miniature rotten red blurry traditional Crimbo cookie	2	crappy	Last Available: "2023-06"
10025	Sinatra's plastic wild beaver	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Last Available: "2018-12"
10026	Newton's plastic reindeer	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2018-12"
10027	yellow plastic Caf&eacute; Elf of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Last Available: "2018-12"
10028	upside-down squat dangerous plastic orphan	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-12"
10029	huge crafty plastic Abuela Crimbo	0		Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2018-12"
10030	fuchsia narrow yule pup	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10031	lime green Braindeer	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10032	Crimbo dog sweater	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10033	zippy nippy pristine walrus tusk	0		Cold Damage: +10, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2018-12"
10034	thick walrus blubber	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10035	censurious Annie Oakley's Staff of Frozen Lard of chilblains of the detective	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2018-12"
10036	blue bomb	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10037	upside-down spinning plastic bazooka	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10038	mooseflank	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10039	normal miniature grilled mooseflank	2	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10040	thick moldy moosemeat pie	5	crappy	Last Available: "2018-12"
10041	greasy balanced antler	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-12"
10042	avaricious dam	0		Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2018-12"
10043	perfectly mixed special beavermouth	3	EPIC	Effect: "Mo' Hobo", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2018-12"
10044	weak tolerable twirling beaver punch (papaya)	2	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10045	weak perfectly mixed beaver punch (peach)	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-12"
10046	practically non-alcoholic lousy mirror beaver punch (cherry)	1	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10047	Annie Oakley's extremely unsafe Canadian lantern	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2018-12"
10048	Oprah's muskox-skin cap	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2018-12"
10049	tumbling Boxing Day care package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-12"
10050	huge decent glass of raw eggs	6	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10051	aged punch-drunk punch	3	awesome	Last Available: "2018-12"
10052	diluted lime green body spradium	1		Effect: "Pretending to Pretend", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2018-12"
10053	foul-smelling bauxite beret	0		Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-12"
10054	spinning bauxite boxers of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2018-12"
10055	olive tumbling asbestos-lined bauxite bow-tie	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
10056	Boxing Day Pass	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10057	yellow Kramco Industries packing carton	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-01"
10058	blurry smelly sharpshooter's healthy Kramco Sausage-o-Matic&trade; of the blizzard of the boozehound	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2019-01"
10059	sausage casing	0		Last Available: "2019-01"
10060	bland sausage	3	decent	Last Available: "2019-01"
10061	executive red-hot sausage fork of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: 90, Last Available: "2019-01"
10062	bag of sausage links	0		Last Available: "2019-01"
10063	upside-down wobbly sausage golem	0		Last Available: "2019-01"
10064	jar of relish	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10065	Toyleporter	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10066	aged beer	3	awesome	Last Available: "2018-12"
10067	bland enchanted blue yule gruel	3	decent	Effect: "Christmessy", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2018-12"
10068	drinkable fuchsia hot watered rum	3	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10069	bad blinking bottle of Crimbognac	3	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10070	rotten Crimboysters Rockefeller	3	crappy	Last Available: "2018-12"
10071	dried twirling Crimbeau de toilette	1		Last Available: "2018-12"
10072	shaking Crimbo candle	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10073	narrow Carol of the Bulls	0		Skill: "Carol of the Bulls", Last Available: "2018-12"
10074	Carol of the Bulls (used)	0		Skill: "Carol of the Bulls", Last Available: "2018-12"
10075	Carol of the Hells	0		Skill: "Carol of the Hells", Last Available: "2018-12"
10076	Carol of the Hells (used)	0		Skill: "Carol of the Hells", Last Available: "2018-12"
10077	Carol of the Thrills	0		Skill: "Carol of the Thrills", Last Available: "2018-12"
10078	Carol of the Thrills (used)	0		Skill: "Carol of the Thrills", Last Available: "2018-12"
10079	inspector's sharpshooter's vibrating Crimbolex watch	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12", Nonstackable Watch, Rollover Effect Duration: 100
10080	blue Crimbo tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10081	wobbly sizzling grievous dangerous hand-knitted Crimbo socks	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Hot Damage: +10
10082	twirling studded chalk chlamys of chilblains	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2019-12"
10083	hale dance instructor's chalk chain	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum HP: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10084	knitted beefcake's chalk chalice	0		Muscle: +25, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2019-12"
10085	knitted stiffened chalk chinos	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2019-12"
10086	Fonzie's chalk chapeau of the sewer	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2019-12"
10087	cyan narrow gravedigger's clever chalk choker	0		Maximum MP: +20, Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10088	mixed chalk chunks	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10089	quantum deionized ghostly candy chalk	0		Effect: "Milk Studly", Effect Duration: 61
10090	upside-down vibrating personal trainer's marble maebari	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10091	Jeselnik's marble mantle of the sweet-tooth	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10092	jittery groovy marble magnet of the dark arts	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10093	fireproof marble mignonette bowl of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10094	occult marble medallion of Leguizamo	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Monster Level: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10095	dog trainer's hale marble mariachi hat	0		Maximum HP: +20, Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10096	denatured red wobbly marble molecules	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10097	enhanced Mallomarbles	0		Effect: "Witch's Brood", Effect Duration: 11
10098	upside-down shaking miser's frosty punching bag	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10099	fuchsia double-paned dog trainer's pith helmet	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Cold Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10100	poncho of vim and vigor of Calamity Jane	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10101	arcane researcher's pendant of the scaredy-cat	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Monster Level: -15, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10102	twirling sharpshooter's palazzos of chilblains	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10103	wobbly avaricious pseudoaccordion of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Meat Drop: +30, Song Duration: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10104	distilled pieces	1		Last Available: "2020-12"
10105	tarnished Para-Pop	0		Effect: "Patience of the Tortoise", Effect Duration: 49
10106	reassuring supercool terra cotta truss	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10107	baleful terra cotta trousers of temperance	0		Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10108	flame-wreathed terra cotta tongs of horror	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10109	auspicious terra cotta train of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Item Drop: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10110	spinning rock-hard terra cotta tie tack of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Damage Reduction: 5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10111	Jack Frost's Annie Oakley's terra cotta tambourine	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10112	dried narrow terra cotta tidbits	1		Last Available: "2020-12"
10113	ionized terra panna cotta	0		Effect: "Disdain of She-Who-Was", Effect Duration: 69
10114	chaotic velour voulge of the cheetah	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2021-12"
10115	wobbly wholesome baleful velour vambraces	0		Spell Damage: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10116	Lo Pan's velour veil of the cheetah	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10117	huge Lo Pan's Rosewater's velour viscometer	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10118	jittery scandalous slick velour valise	0		Moxie: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2021-12"
10119	pulsating forbidden velour vaqueros of the sweet-tooth	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2021-12"
10120	dried velour veneer	1		Effect: "Whippin' It Good", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2021-12"
10121	Vulcanized adjusted improved shaking mirror Velougats&trade;	0		Effect: "Big Flaming Whip", Effect Duration: 61
10122	glass suspenders of vim and vigor of the cheetah	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10123	hardy hale glass shield	0		Maximum HP: 70, Last Available: "2021-12"
10124	miser's glass stetson of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2021-12"
10125	manspreader's Herculean glass spectacles	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Monster Level: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10126	personal trainer's glass shiv of the overflowing toilet	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2021-12"
10127	MacGyver's energetic glass serape	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2021-12"
10128	diluted glass shards	1		Effect: "Fangs and Pangs", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2021-12"
10129	extra-vacuum-sealed hard candy	0		Effect: "Abominably Slippery", Effect Duration: 67
10130	wobbly censurious loofah lumberjack's hat of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Head-Scratch", Last Available: "2022-12"
10131	ghostly chilly Sinatra's loofah lei	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Cold Damage: +5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Lei Lasso", Last Available: "2022-12"
10132	Annie Oakley's wholesome loofah lederhosen	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Hosenzittern", Last Available: "2022-12"
10133	smartaleck's brainy loofah ladle	0		Mysticality: +5, Moxie Percent: +30, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Stew", Last Available: "2022-12"
10134	tumbling razor-sharp wizardly loofah legwarmers	0		Mysticality: +25, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Leglifts", Last Available: "2022-12"
10135	lightning-fast therapeutic loofah lavalier	0		Initiative: +40, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Lava", Last Available: "2022-12"
10136	altered shaking maroon narrow loofah lumps	1		Last Available: "2022-12"
10137	improved upside-down chocolate-covered loofah	0		Effect: "'Roids of the Rhinoceros", Effect Duration: 59
10138	green greasy weightlifter's flagstone flag	0		Muscle: +15, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagellate", Last Available: "2022-12"
10139	auspicious flagstone flail of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Item Drop: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagflog", Last Available: "2022-12"
10140	auspicious knitted flagstone flip-flops	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Flap Flip", Last Available: "2022-12"
10141	aromatic clever flagstone fez	0		Maximum MP: +20, Stench Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Fez Ritual", Last Available: "2022-12"
10142	auspicious flagstone fleece of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Fleece Flex", Last Available: "2022-12"
10143	blue flagstone fringe of wisdom of horror	0		Mysticality: +15, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Foxtrot", Last Available: "2022-12"
10144	mixed fuchsia flagstone flagments	1		Effect: "Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2022-12"
10145	super-adjusted liquefied jittery Flag by the Foot&trade;	0		Effect: "Can Has Cyborger", Effect Duration: 61
10146	olive elf sleeper agent	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10147	bouncing red-and-green microcamera	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10148	green narrow cobbled-together Meat detector of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10149	vacuum-sealed dry blinking tin thermos of chai	0		Effect: "Waxing", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2019-12"
10150	distilled upside-down prototype stimulant	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10151	slick tailored vest	0		Moxie: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10152	upside-down sew-on bandage	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10153	upside-down really nice net	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10154	crafty elf army poncho	0		Maximum MP: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10155	diet stale elf army field rations	1	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10156	gingernade	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10157	therapeutic discarded bowtie of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10158	aged martiny	3	awesome	Last Available: "2019-12"
10159	tryptophan dart	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10160	non-frozen magnetized narrow mirror licorice snake	0		Effect: "Extra-Thick Blood", Effect Duration: 34
10161	dry galvanized virgin jello shot	0		Effect: "Stopping to Smell the Flowers", Effect Duration: 43
10162	energized adjusted mutated candy lump	0		Effect: "Cletus's Canticle of Celerity", Effect Duration: 30
10163	polarized frozen magnetized government-issued candy	0		Effect: "Horrid, Torrid", Effect Duration: 16
10164	ionized Pneumo bar	0		Effect: "Fudgehound", Effect Duration: 50
10165	mint condition Lil' Doctor&trade; bag	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-02"
10166	rock-hard wizardly Lil' Doctor&trade; bag	0		Mysticality: +25, Damage Reduction: 5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Otoscope", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Reflex Hammer", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Chest X-Ray", Last Available: "2019-02"
10168	wobbly blood bag	0		
10169	fancy decent squat bloodstick	4	good	Effect: "Memory of Smarts", Effect Duration: 30
10170	drinkable special bottle of Sanguiovese	3	good	Effect: "Black Lung", Effect Duration: 40
10171	moldy actual blood sausage	4	crappy	
10172	smooth practically non-alcoholic mulled blood	1	awesome	
10173	flavorless blood snowcone	4	decent	
10174	weak tolerable Red Russian	2	good	
10175	adequate small blood roll-up	2	good	
10176	hand-crafted irresponsibly strong upside-down bottle of blood	7	EPIC	
10177	super-sized flavorless blood-soaked sponge cake	5	decent	
10178	artisanal squat vampagne	3	super EPIC	
10179	spoiled diet blue plain snowcone	1	crappy	
10180	Booke of Vampyric Knowledge	0		
10181	money bag	0		
10182	squat money bag	0		
10183	money bag	0		
10184	Thwaitgold mosquito statuette	0		
10185	bucket of Vampyre blood	0		
10186	blood knife	0		Lasts Until Rollover
10187	blinking PirateRealm membership packet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-04"
10188	PirateRealm guest pass	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10189	hardened PirateRealm eyepatch of Calamity Jane of bravery	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Spooky Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10190	gray bloody harpoon	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10191	compass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10192	skull key	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10193	curious anemometer	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10194	Red Roger's flag	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10195	Glass Jack's spyglass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10196	recursed compass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10197	tomb-opener	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10198	Red Roger's map	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10199	half-sized normal narrow crabsicle	2	good	Last Available: "2019-04"
10200	melty plastic grenade	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10201	watered-down hand-crafted wobbly bottle of dark rhum	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2019-04"
10202	bad irresponsibly strong bottle of extra-dark rhum	10	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10203	practically non-alcoholic lousy bottle of super-extra-dark rhum	1	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10204	chilled shaking pirate shaving cream	0		Effect: "Flamb&eacute;-a-thon", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2019-04"
10205	pulsating twirling conquistador's breastplate of the cougar of horror	0		Moxie: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2019-04"
10206	veiny brainy pirate pantaloons	0		Mysticality: +5, Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2019-04"
10207	[glitch season reward name]	0		
10208	skewed signal fragment	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10209	lime green windicle	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10210	jittery Temple Grandin's pirate radio ring of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Familiar Weight: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10211	Island Drinkin', a Tiki Mixology Odyssey	0		Skill: "Tiki Mixology", Last Available: "2019-04"
10212	tiny stale pineapple slab	1	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10213	spoiled hibiscus petal	4	crappy	Last Available: "2019-04"
10214	improved squat jittery huge mint leaf	0		Effect: "Human-Constellation Hybrid", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2019-04"
10215	cocoa of youth	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10216	dehydrated ice molecule	1		Last Available: "2019-04"
10217	Red Roger's reliquary	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10218	Red Roger's right hand	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10219	squat olive twirling Red Roger's left hand	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10220	red Red Roger's right foot	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10221	Red Roger's left foot	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10222	Red Roger's skull	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10223	pickled cyan pewter shavings	1		Effect: "Burnt 'n' Turnt", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2019-04"
10224	Red Roger tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10225	lime green PirateRealm fun-a-log	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10226	Oprah's plush sea serpent	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Monster Level: -100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10227	flavorless pirate fork	4	???	Last Available: "2019-04"
10228	Scurvy and Sobriety Prevention	0		Skill: "Prevent Scurvy and Sobriety", Last Available: "2019-04"
10229	yellow ring	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10230	rosewater-soaked chaotic piratical blunderbuss	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2019-04"
10231	gray rosewater-soaked personal trainer's supercool PirateRealm party hat	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2019-04"
10232	acceptable Island Landslide	4	good	Last Available: "2019-04"
10233	acceptable Island Thunderstorm	4	good	Last Available: "2019-04"
10234	practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed Island Hurricane	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2019-04"
10235	delicious spirit-forward Skull Punch	5	awesome	Last Available: "2019-04"
10236	hand-crafted Electric Punch	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2019-04"
10237	tolerable watered-down Smuggler's Punch	2	good	Last Available: "2019-04"
10238	smooth Scorpion Bowl	3	awesome	Last Available: "2019-04"
10239	drinkable strong Turtle Bowl	5	good	Last Available: "2019-04"
10240	artisanal Cobra Bowl	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2019-04"
10241	shaking vampyric cloake pattern	0		Free Pull
10242	purple lard-coated Annie Oakley's rosy-cheeked stiffened baleful vampyric cloake	0		Spell Damage: +25, Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Become a Wolf", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Become a Cloud of Mist", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Become a Bat", Last Available: "2019-03"
10243	plastic pirate hat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10244	moist triple-frozen mirror gray one piece of bubble gum	0		Effect: "Chilblains of the Corn", Effect Duration: 56
10245	arcanoferric housing	0		
10246	intact medium-wave antenna	0		
10247	18-picohertz resonator crystal	0		
10248	blown-out speaker cone	0		
10249	overloaded short-pulse transistor	0		
10250	pulsating Fourth of May Cosplay Saber kit	0		Free Pull
10251	cyan greedy hale Fourth of May Cosplay Saber of extreme caution	0		Maximum HP: +20, Monster Level: -25, Meat Drop: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Use the Force", Last Available: "2019-05"
10252	ring	0		Single Equip
10253	Thwaitgold nymph statuette	0		
10254	yellow prompt aromatic Jeselnik's Van der Graaf vibrating wholesome shellacked banded educational wizardly hewn moon-rune spoon of courage	0		Mysticality: +25, Experience: +1, Damage Absorption: +100, Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +1, Adventures: +3, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Alters Page Text, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Dragoon Platoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spittoon Monsoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Festoon Buffoon", Last Available: "2019-06", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
10255	mirror cartoon harpoon	0		Last Available: "2019-06"
10256	rune-strewn spoon cocoon	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-06"
10257	Beach Comb Box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-07"
10258	ruddy educational Beach Comb of Leguizamo	0		Experience: +1, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Monster Level: +20, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beach Combo", Last Available: "2019-07"
10259	blurry ghostly grain of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10260	small pile of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10261	ghostly pile of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10262	pile of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10263	squat empty hourglass	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10264	mirror skewed hourglass	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10265	red etched hourglass	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10266	enhanced moist jittery mirror magenta seashell	0		Effect: "Heart of Yellow", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2019-07"
10267	aerosolized cyan seashell	0		Effect: "Nightlit", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2019-07"
10268	warmed electrified green gray seashell	0		Effect: "Saucefingers", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2019-07"
10269	double-unsweetened quantum seashell	0		Effect: "Can't Be a Chooser", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2019-07"
10270	dry dry bouncing seashell	0		Effect: "Elbow Sauce", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2019-07"
10271	bunch of sea grapes	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10272	perfectly mixed ghostly bottle of sea wine	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2019-07"
10273	distilled wobbly blurry kelp	1		Last Available: "2019-07"
10274	inspector's Annie Oakley's MacGyver's steel-toed dance instructor's thinker's driftwood hat of the pedagogue of the storm of incineration	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience: +3, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Maximum MP: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +15, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10275	zippy auspicious double-paned wool sizzling nippy shellacked fortified driftwood pants of the empath	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Damage Reduction: 7, Familiar Weight: +5, Cold Damage: +10, Hot Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: 6, Item Drop: +10, Initiative: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10276	mirror blurry Usain Bolt's auspicious asbestos-lined ribald nasty deadly Rosewater's savvy driftwood bracelet of courage	0		Mysticality Percent: 50, Weapon Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Spooky Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +10, Initiative: +80, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10277	fuchsia Sherlock's healthy Socratic waders	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2019-07"
10278	nasty hardened spearfish fishing spear of the storm	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2019-07"
10279	scorching sizzling rabbitfish fin of courage	0		Hot Damage: 35, Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10280	piece of coral	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10281	piece of driftwood	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10282	up-at-dawn wholesome pirate cutlass of the blizzard	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Adventures: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10283	huge miser's supercool tricorn hat of bravery	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Spooky Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2019-07"
10284	coward's medical-grade swash buckle of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Monster Level: -20, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10285	upside-down meteorite fragment	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10286	nasty Lo Pan's forbidden meteorite earring	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10287	ghostly cyan spinning supercharged meteorite necklace of the overflowing toilet of temperance	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10288	prompt wizardly meteorite ring of the brute	0		Mysticality: +25, Muscle Percent: +30, Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10289	wet polymerized narrow Finnish Fish	0		Effect: "Rave Concentration", Effect Duration: 43
10290	galvanized narrow shaking chocolate doubloon	0		Effect: "Cringle's Curative Carol", Effect Duration: 57
10291	cyan horrifying shellacked driftwood beach comb of the blizzard	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10292	Distant Woods Getaway Brochure	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-08"
10293	stick of firewood	0		Last Available: "2019-08"
10294	bouncing greedy manspreader's whittled tiara of chilblains	0		Monster Level: +10, Cold Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2019-08"
10295	nasty wicked beefcake's whittled shorts	0		Muscle: +25, Spell Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2019-08"
10296	medical-grade whittled flail of the brazier of the cheetah	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +60, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2019-08"
10297	sharpshooter's whittled wand of extreme caution of the empath	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Monster Level: -25, Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2019-08"
10298	wool toasty Annie Oakley's whittled flute	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2019-08"
10299	fireproof nasty whittled bear figurine of terror	0		Stench Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-08"
10300	scorching curative beefcake's whittled owl figurine	0		Muscle: +25, Hot Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-08"
10301	narrow flame-wreathed ruddy Socratic whittled fox figurine	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-08"
10302	flame-wreathed Fonzie's Newton's whittled walking stick	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Experience (Moxie): +1, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2019-08"
10303	tasty campfire hot dog	3	awesome	Last Available: "2019-08"
10304	enchanted tiny yummy campfire baked potato	1	awesome	Effect: "Worth Your Salt", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2019-08"
10305	yummy campfire s'more	4	awesome	Last Available: "2019-08"
10306	normal blue campfire beans	4	good	Last Available: "2019-08"
10307	bland snack-sized campfire stew	2	decent	Last Available: "2019-08"
10308	campfire coffee	1	crappy	Last Available: "2019-08"
10309	altered diffused irradiated leftover chocolate bar	0		Effect: "Braaaains Over Braaaawwn", Effect Duration: 28
10310	rare Meat isotope	0		
10311	bouncing cyan burnt stick	0		Last Available: "2019-08"
10312	bundle of firewood	0		Last Available: "2019-08"
10313	gray campfire smoke	0		
10314	Murgatroyd diode	0		
10315	bouncing signal receiver	0		
10316	upside-down space shield	0		
10317	signal jammer	0		Single Equip
10318	ghostly low-pressure oxygen tank	0		Single Equip
10319	Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette	0		
10320	toothsome tiny space chowder	1	awesome	
10321	practically non-alcoholic tolerable gray space wine	1	good	
10322	upside-down The Imploded World	0		Skill: "Implode Universe"
10323	packaged Pocket Professor	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-09"
10324	Pocket Professor memory chip	0		
10325	Law of Averages	0		
10332	narrow Unopened Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-10"
10333	stiffened slick Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper of the cheetah	0		Moxie: +10, Damage Reduction: 1, Initiative: +60, Avoid Attack: 1, Last Available: "2019-10"
10334	huge upside-down unopened diabolic pizza cube box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-11"
10335	diabolic pizza cube	0		Last Available: "2019-11"
10336	diabolic pizza	3	???	Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-11"
10337	decent bu&ntilde;uelos Jaliscos	4	good	Last Available: "2019-12"
10338	flavorless massive huge blurry flan del mar	7	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10339	low-calorie adequate Baja sopapilla	1	good	Last Available: "2019-12"
10340	gravedigger's plastic Mer-kin baker	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10341	lard-coated plastic sea elf	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2019-12"
10342	plastic yuleviathan	0		Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10343	twirling huge Rosewater's plastic dolphin &quot;orphan&quot;	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10344	mirror boxer's plastic Dolph Bossin	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10345	gray red-spotted snapper roe	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10346	enchanted low-calorie normal spinning mana-coated yams	1	good	Effect: "Squatting and Thrusting", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2019-11"
10347	delicious special miniature mana-basted tofurkey leg	2	awesome	Effect: "Bells in the Batfry", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2019-11"
10348	enchanted rotten tiny mana-fortified cranberry sauce	1	crappy	Effect: "Abyssal Blood", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2019-11"
10349	decent miniature mana-stuffed herbal stuffing	2	good	Last Available: "2019-11"
10350	twirling human musk	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10351	energized patch of extra-warm fur	0		Effect: "Burning Hands", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2019-12"
10352	dehydrated upside-down industrial lubricant	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10353	cold-filtered blinking huge unfinished pleasure	0		Effect: "Unusual Perspective", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2019-12"
10354	denatured upside-down vial of humanoid growth hormone	1		Effect: "Stench Jellied", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2019-12"
10355	dried a bug's lymph	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10356	cold-filtered colloidal shaking organic potpourri	0		Effect: "Mushroom Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2019-12"
10357	watered-down tolerable blinking boot flask	2	good	Last Available: "2019-12"
10358	pickled upside-down infernal snowball	0		Effect: "Dancing Prowess", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2019-12"
10359	madness	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10360	twisted fuchsia blinking twirling fish sauce	1		Effect: "Hiding in Plain Sight", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2019-12"
10361	moldy guffin	4	crappy	Last Available: "2019-12"
10362	modified fuchsia Shantix&trade;	1		Effect: "Sugary Tongue", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2019-12"
10363	upside-down goodberry	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10364	mixed squat non-Euclidean angle	1		Effect: "World's Shortest Giant", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2019-12"
10365	corrupted Vulcanized deionized maroon tumbling peppermint syrup	0		Effect: "Fizzier Than Light", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2019-12"
10366	unsweetened improved Mer-kin eyedrops	0		Effect: "Fancy Feasted", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2019-12"
10367	pressed pulsating extra-strength goo	0		Effect: "Turtle Titters", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2019-12"
10368	envelope full of Meat	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10369	vaporized skewed livid energy	1		Effect: "Hagnk's Gratitude", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2019-12"
10370	micronova	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10371	pickled beggin' cologne	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10372	jittery personal trainer's thinker's oxygenated eggnog helmet	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Adventure Underwater, Last Available: "2019-12"
10373	hand-knitted diving booties	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10374	peppermint harpoon gun	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10375	anodized concentrated fish broth	0		Effect: "Chari Tea", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2019-12"
10376	tarnished pickled blurry purple liquid SONAR	0		Effect: "Squirming Like a Toad", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2019-12"
10377	cyan map to Dolph Bossin's hideout	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10378	Dolph Bossin's charity note	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10379	tumbling foul-smelling toasty Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Hot Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10380	The Spirit of Giving	0		Skill: "The Spirit of Taking", Last Available: "2019-12"
10381	The Spirit of Giving (used)	0		Skill: "The Spirit of Taking", Last Available: "2019-12"
10382	skewed Crimbo Factory surprise box	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10383	soggy gingerbread chunk	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10384	non-polarized tumbling salty gumdrop	0		Effect: "Can't Smell Nothin'", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2019-12"
10385	knitted smooth ribbon candy ascot	0		Moxie: +15, Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10386	mirror olive moist Crimbo spices	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10387	jittery pulsating tumbling intact anemone spike	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10388	executive anemoney clip	0		Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10389	runny icing	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10390	altered jittery super-sweet fish goo (spoiled)	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10391	twirling Jeselnik's ruddy padded icing poncho	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2019-12"
10392	Mer-kin cookiestove	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10393	diffused galvanized colloidal fuchsia glob of salty molasses	0		Effect: "Super Accuracy", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2019-12"
10394	wobbly Socratic Mer-kin rollpin of the detective	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2019-12"
10395	red personalizable gingerbread cookie	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10396	tinsel fin	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10397	adequate bowl of mernudo	3	good	Last Available: "2019-12"
10398	special irresponsibly strong tolerable squat red shaking fishelada	6	good	Effect: "Well-preserved", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2019-12"
10399	yummy ojo de pez burrito	3	awesome	Last Available: "2019-12"
10400	waterlogged wood	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10401	ghostly waterlogged cloth	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10402	waterlogged stuffing	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10403	waterlogged	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10404	pulsating waterlogged	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10405	maroon grievous nutcracker hat of the sewer	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2019-12"
10406	huge sizzling boxer's nutcracker waistcoat	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10407	forbidden nutcracker pants of the sewer	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2019-12"
10408	skewed strapping nutcracker boots of chilblains	0		Muscle: +5, Cold Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10409	shaking lard-coated Newton's nutcracker sword	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10410	toasty hardened nutcracker drumstick	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10411	scorching chilly nutcracker beard	0		Cold Damage: +5, Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10412	fireproof brainy nutcracker cape	0		Mysticality: +5, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2019-12"
10413	twirling rosewater-soaked foul-smelling nutcracker epaulets	0		Stench Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10414	ghostly nutcracker figurine	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10415	flavorless diet salt plum	1	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10416	peppermint eel sauce	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10417	decent and bean	3	good	Last Available: "2019-12"
10418	educational kelp-holly gun of the overflowing toilet	0		Experience: +1, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10419	Jeselnik's Yuleviathan necklace of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10420	yellow peppermint spine of Gandalf of chilblains	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2019-12"
10421	upside-down zippy soggy elf shoes of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10422	therapeutic Crimbylow-rise jeans of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2019-12"
10423	huge careful smooth kelp-holly drape	0		Moxie: +15, Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10424	purple careful forbidden brainy Staff of the Peppermint Twist of the scaredy-cat	0		Mysticality: +5, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2019-12"
10425	diet spoiled tempura and bean	1	crappy	Last Available: "2019-12"
10426	artisanal blinking salt plum sake	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2019-12"
10427	concentrated energized wobbly pressurized potion of possessiveness	0		Effect: "All Branned Up", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2019-12"
10428	dry gray almond	0		Effect: "Seriously Mutated", Effect Duration: 57
10429	non-pressed olive handful of mixed nuts	0		Effect: "Spirit of Alph", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2019-12"
10430	nutcracking pliers	0		
10431	Retrospecs try-at-home kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-01"
10432	rosewater-soaked energetic grievous Retrospecs	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Free Pull, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Detect Weakness", Last Available: "2020-01"
10433	ghostly unopened Bird-a-Day calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-01"
10434	Bird-a-Day calendar	0		Last Available: "2020-01"
10437	mint-in-box Powerful Glove	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-02"
10438	Usain Bolt's Jim Carey's Annie Oakley's Powerful Glove of the bloodbag of the sweet-tooth	0		Maximum HP: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Monster Level: +25, Candy Drop: +100, Initiative: +80, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Replace Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Shrink Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Invisible Avatar", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Triple Size", Last Available: "2020-02"
10439	jittery enhanced signal receiver	0		
10440	yellow status cymbal	0		Last Available: "2020-02"
10441	Jack Frost's sinister personal trainer's Drip harness	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Spell Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +50
10442	blurry blinking thinker's drippy truncheon	0		Mysticality: +10, Single Equip
10443	ghostly Driplet	0		
10444	squat mirror drippy snail shell	0		
10445	adequate enchanted immense drippy nugget	7	drippy	Effect: "Demonic Flavor", Effect Duration: 35
10446	artisanal mirror glass of drippy wine	4	drippy	
10447	adequate enchanted skewed fuchsia drippy caviar	3	drippy	Effect: "Fangs and Pangs", Effect Duration: 20
10448	huge decent drippy plum(?)	9	drippy	
10449	pulsating Annie Oakley's drippy stake	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Single Equip
10450	huge The Eye of the Thing in the Basement	0		
10451	drippy khakis	0		Drippy Resistance: +5
10452	shaking shaking drippy shield	0		Drippy Resistance: +10
10453	The Fingernail of the Thing in the Basement	0		
10454	coin	0		
10455	mushroom	0		
10456	gray deluxe mushroom	0		
10457	gray super deluxe mushroom	0		
10458	diffused fizzy soda	0		Effect: "Gr8ness", Effect Duration: 40
10459	unsweetened activated mirror healthy juice	0		Effect: "Always In Motion", Effect Duration: 43
10460	pulsating hammer	0		Plumber Power: 1, Plumber Stat: "Muscle"
10461	pulsating hammer	0		Plumber Power: 2, Plumber Stat: "Muscle"
10462	fire flower	0		Plumber Power: 1, Plumber Stat: "Mysticality"
10463	bonfire flower	0		Plumber Power: 2, Plumber Stat: "Mysticality"
10464	pulsating work boots	0		Single Equip, Plumber Power: 1, Plumber Stat: "Moxie"
10465	boots	0		Single Equip, Plumber Power: 2, Plumber Stat: "Moxie"
10466	cape of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3
10467	back shell of extreme caution of incineration	0		Monster Level: -25, Hot Spell Damage: +50
10468	spiky back shell	0		Thorns: 1
10469	power pants	0		Maximum PP: +1
10470	blurry Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette	0		
10471	gray Plumber's Union Handbook	0		
10472	bony back shell of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25
10473	skewed frosty button	0		Single Equip
10474	non-wet galvanized fuchsia blooper ink	0		Effect: "Mmmmmelon", Effect Duration: 31
10475	coin	0		
10476	shaking rubber doll head	0		
10477	lime green rubber doll body	0		
10478	plastic doll arms	0		
10479	bouncing plastic doll legs	0		
10480	jittery rubber baby doll	0		Damage Aura: 1
10481	Better Shrooms and Gardens catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-03"
10482	spinning packet of mushroom spores	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10483	squat free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10484	narrow plump free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10485	blurry bulky free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10486	tumbling free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10487	immense free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10488	jittery colossal free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10489	moldy mushroom filet	4	crappy	Last Available: "2020-03"
10490	mushroom slab	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10491	mixed spinning mushroom tea	1		Last Available: "2020-03"
10492	watered-down acceptable mushroom whiskey	2	good	Last Available: "2020-03"
10493	Lo Pan's fortified weightlifter's mushroom cap	0		Muscle: +15, Damage Absorption: +60, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2020-03"
10494	tumbling flame-wreathed wicked beefy mushroom shield of the businessman	0		Muscle: +10, Spell Damage: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2020-03"
10495	purple stanky dance instructor's smartaleck's mushroom pants of bravery	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2020-03"
10496	skewed double-paned wool Oprah's mushroom badge of Gandalf	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Cold Resistance: 6, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-03"
10497	squat house-sized mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10498	pristine piranha seed	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10499	blurry plastic piranha pot	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10500	ionized dry skewed blinking piranha pollen	0		Effect: "Material Witness", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2020-03"
10501	tumbling plumber's boots	0		Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Plumber Jump"
10502	blurry purple sinistral homunculus	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-04"
10503	huge crafty kettle bell	0		Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2020-04"
10504	pulsating experienced glued-together crystal ball	0		Experience: +2, Last Available: "2020-04"
10505	martini dregs of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-04"
10506	energetic flickering flashlight	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2020-04"
10507	crumbling rabbit's foot of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2020-04"
10508	shellacked outmoded fidget toy	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2020-04"
10509	flimsy ski pole of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2020-04"
10510	Temple Grandin's discarded finger painting	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2020-04"
10511	upside-down healthy pizza box	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2020-04"
10512	blurry stiffened smartaleck's chipped coffee mug	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Damage Reduction: 1, Last Available: "2020-04"
10513	red wobbly fortified Left-Hand Man action figure	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Last Available: "2020-04"
10514	drippy seed	0		
10515	upside-down drippy grub	0		
10516	ghostly drippy bezoar	0		
10517	tumbling Drip Institute petri dish	0		
10518	teal spinning drippy ichor	0		
10519	mirror drippy enzyme	0		
10520	jittery teal drippy salt	0		
10521	drippy pigment	0		
10522	huge drippy bromide	0		
10523	drippy flux	0		
10524	drippy stein	0		
10525	acceptable watered-down shaking drippy pilsner	2	drippy	
10526	drippy staff	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drip Blast"
10528	drippy orb	0		
10529	lustrous drippy orb	0		
10530	gory drippy orb of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100
10531	annealed drippy orb	0		Drippy Resistance: +5
10532	Guzzlr application	0		Free Pull
10533	brainy Guzzlr tablet of Tarzan	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2020-05"
10534	Guzzlr cocktail set	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10535	bouncing lime green Guzzlrbuck	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10536	ghostly Guzzlr hat	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10537	pulsating Guzzlr shoes	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-05"
10538	bouncing Guzzlr pants	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10539	ghostly Guzzlr souvenir stein of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2020-05"
10540	Guzzlr tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10541	artisanal distilled Ghiaccio Colada	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2020-05"
10542	artisanal cyan Sourfinger	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2020-05"
10543	aged Nog-on-the-Cob	4	awesome	Last Available: "2020-05"
10544	delicious Steamboat	4	awesome	Last Available: "2020-05"
10545	bad Buttery Boy	3	decent	Last Available: "2020-05"
10546	Never Don't Stop Not Striving	0		Skill: "Always Never Not Guzzling", Last Available: "2020-05"
10547	clown car key of Leguizamo of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10548	spinning lard-coated padded boxer's batting cage key	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Damage Absorption: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-08"
10549	jittery rosewater-soaked dog trainer's aqu&iacute; of bravery	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Spooky Resistance: +5, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2020-08"
10550	wobbly frosty rosy-cheeked knob labinet key of courage	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2020-08"
10551	yellow aromatic razor-sharp Socratic weremoose key	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2020-08"
10552	shaking Da Vinci's peg key	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10553	avaricious kekekey	0		Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2020-08"
10554	greasy rabbit's foot key	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10555	knob shaft skate key of wisdom of the businessman	0		Mysticality: +15, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2020-08"
10556	nippy clever strapping ice key	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum MP: +20, Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10557	frosty anchovy can key	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10558	scorching Temple Grandin's cactus key	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-08"
10559	nasty fortified f'c'le sh'c'le k'y	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10560	sharpshooter's treasure chest key of mayonnaise	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2020-08"
10561	resourceful weightlifter's demonic key of chilblains	0		Muscle: +15, Maximum MP: +50, Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-08"
10562	bouncing narrow key sausage of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-08"
10563	experienced knob treasury key of courage	0		Experience: +2, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2020-08"
10564	sinister scrap key of the dark arts of Gandalf	0		Spell Damage: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2020-08"
10565	miser's rose key of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: 60, Last Available: "2020-08"
10566	double-paned music box key	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10567	blurry fortified actual skeleton key of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Damage Absorption: +60, Last Available: "2020-08"
10568	inspector's beefcake's deep-fried key of the brazier	0		Muscle: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2020-08"
10569	shaking huge inspector's arcane researcher's discarded bike lock key	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2020-08"
10570	Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette	0		
10571	maroon Manual of Lock Picking	0		Skill: "Lock Picking", Last Available: "2020-08"
10572	quantum deionized pulsating blinking marshroom	0		Effect: "Blessing of Bulbazinalli", Effect Duration: 25
10573	yellow bag of Iunion stones	0		Free Pull
10574	Iunion Crown	0		Last Available: "2020-06"
10575	bouncing drippy candy bar	0		
10576	deionized adjusted salty drippy candy bar	0		Effect: "items.enh", Effect Duration: 48
10577	deionized denatured squat writhing drippy candy bar	0		Effect: "Dancing Prowess", Effect Duration: 36
10578	polarized Vulcanized cyan narrow gooey drippy candy bar	0		Effect: "Mushroom Melody", Effect Duration: 61
10579	upside-down baby camelCalf	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-07"
10580	dromedary drinking helmet	0		
10581	packaged SpinMaster&trade; lathe	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-08"
10582	jittery SpinMaster&trade; lathe	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10583	pulsating blinking flimsy hardwood scraps	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10584	olive scorching brawny birch battery	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-08"
10585	lion tamer's ebony epee of vim and vigor of the blizzard	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Experience (familiar): +2, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Disarming Thrust", Last Available: "2020-08"
10586	flame-retardant Da Vinci's weeping willow wand of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Hot Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Barrage of Tears", Last Available: "2020-08"
10587	scorching strapping beechwood blowgun of the sweet-tooth	0		Muscle: +5, Hot Damage: +25, Candy Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Poison Dart", Last Available: "2020-08"
10588	huge foul-smelling hale maple magnet of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum HP: +20, Stench Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-08"
10589	Dreadsylvanian hemlock	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10590	knitted wool energetic hemlock helm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Cold Resistance: 4, Last Available: "2020-08"
10591	sweaty balsam	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10592	flame-retardant Jim Carey's Samson's balsam barrel	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Monster Level: +25, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2020-08"
10593	redwood	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10594	enhanced liquefied bouncing redwood rain stick	0		Effect: "Pharmaceutically Cool", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2020-08"
10595	purpleheart logs	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10596	jittery censurious reassuring purpleheart &quot;pants&quot; of the boozehound	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2020-08"
10597	wormwood stick	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10598	huge greedy energetic wicked wormwood wedding ring of the cougar of the glutton	0		Moxie: +20, Spell Damage: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +20, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-08"
10599	Dripwood slab	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10600	drippy diadem	0		Drippy Resistance: +15, Last Available: "2020-08"
10601	squat Thwaitgold slug statuette	0		
10602	curative ert grey goo ring	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
10603	fistful of wood shavings	0		
10604	Yeg's Motel ashtray	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10605	Yeg's Motel alarm clock	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10606	enhanced spinning blurry Yeg's Motel toothbrush	0		Effect: "Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2020-09"
10607	concentrated moist moist gray mirror Yeg's Motel hand soap	0		Effect: "Creepin' Up on You", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2020-09"
10608	cyan Yeg's Motel sewing kit	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10609	spoiled special miniature squat Yeg's Motel pillow mint	2	crappy	Effect: "Bricked-In", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2020-09"
10610	Yeg's Motel disposable razor	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10611	enhanced teal Yeg's Motel mouthwash	0		Effect: "Squid Squint", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2020-09"
10612	hardened Yeg's Motel shower cap of horror	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-09"
10613	maroon Jim Carey's experienced Yeg's Motel bathrobe	0		Experience: +2, Monster Level: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-09"
10614	dangerous Rosewater's Yeg's Motel slippers	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Weapon Damage: +10, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-09"
10615	Yeg's Motel stationery	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10616	Yeg's Motel minibar key	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10617	sizzling desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10618	frost-rimed desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10619	uncanny desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10620	lime green twirling nasty desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10621	greasy desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10622	pulsating chess set	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10623	wobbly onyx king	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10624	onyx queen	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10625	onyx rook	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10626	jittery onyx bishop	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10627	onyx knight	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10628	onyx pawn	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10629	cyan alabaster king	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10630	red alabaster queen	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10631	purple alabaster rook	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10632	squat alabaster bishop	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10633	skewed alabaster knight	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10634	alabaster pawn	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10635	cyan bagged Cargo Cultist Shorts	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-09"
10636	olive twirling prompt electrified Fonzie's Cargo Cultist Shorts of the brazier	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Adventures: +3, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2020-09"
10637	complicated device	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10638	special lousy practically non-alcoholic flask of moonshine	1	decent	Effect: "Big Meat Big Prizes", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2020-09"
10639	ghostly jittery greasy Jim Carey's sea-worn candlestick of temperance	0		Monster Level: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2020-09"
10640	Universal Seasoning	0		
10641	adjusted maroon pulsating null-day exploit	0		Effect: "Phairly Balanced", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2025-12"
10642	flame orb	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10643	flavorless shaking ghostly chocolate chip muffin	3	decent	
10644	Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-10"
10645	Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read)	0		Last Available: "2020-10"
10646	packaged knock-off retro superhero cape	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-11"
10647	Vampire Slicer trench cape	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +50, Hot Resistance: +3, Cold Resistance: +3, Spooky Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +3
10648	box o' ghosts	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10649	gregarious ghostling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10650	grinning ghostling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10651	greedy ghostling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10652	subscription cocoa dispenser	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10653	ionized concentrated blurry fortifying hot cocoa	0		Effect: "The Magical Mojomuscular Melody", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2020-12"
10654	denatured magnetized blinking boiling hot cocoa	0		Effect: "Mistified", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2020-12"
10655	enhanced cool hot cocoa	0		Effect: "5 Pounds Lighter", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2020-12"
10656	Vulcanized triple-boiled blinking overly-fancy hot cocoa	0		Effect: "L'instinct F&eacute;lin", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2020-12"
10657	flattened ghostly purple hot cocoa au beurre	0		Effect: "Slimily Speedy", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2020-12"
10658	non-quantum spinning hot cocoa with rainbow marshmallows	0		Effect: "Dwarven Hardiness", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2020-12"
10659	padded Book of Old-Timey Carols	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Last Available: "2020-12"
10660	curative Crimbo smile	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2020-12"
10661	studded SalesCo sample kit	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Last Available: "2020-12"
10662	boiled cyan skewed candy harmonica	0		Effect: "Slimy Flavor", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2020-12"
10663	diffused extra-moist sugar	0		Effect: "Soles of Glass", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2020-12"
10664	vacuum-sealed multi-level marzipan	0		Effect: "You Drank Fish Wine", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2020-12"
10665	dog trainer's plastic Crimbo caroler	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2020-12"
10666	plastic multi-level marketer of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Last Available: "2020-12"
10667	pulsating frosty plastic Crimbo cheer	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-12"
10668	tumbling yellow Van der Graaf plastic Mirth	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2020-12"
10669	plastic Penny of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2020-12"
10670	olive blinking wobbly overflowing gift basket	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10671	personalized wassail stein	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10672	tabletop candy dispenser	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10673	Usain Bolt's neck wreath	0		Initiative: +80, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10674	bouncing Newton's shining star cap	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2020-12"
10675	boxer's nativity shorts	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Last Available: "2020-12"
10676	greedy dog trainer's myrrh pouch	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10677	bouncing groovy frankincenser of the cheetah	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2020-12"
10678	blinking Oprah's weightlifter's gilded trumpet	0		Muscle: +15, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10679	tumbling sizzling &quot;reusable&quot; grocery bag	0		Hot Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-12"
10680	cyan twirling crafty wine carrier	0		Maximum MP: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-12"
10681	yellow spinning wool candy bucket	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-12"
10682	polarized purple prescription teeth whitener	0		Effect: "Flame-Retardant Trousers", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2020-12"
10683	polymerized pulsating imported lemon lozenge	0		Effect: "Memories of Puppy Love", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2020-12"
10684	denatured hermedisiac cologne	0		Effect: "Celestial Sheen", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2020-12"
10685	government food shipment	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10686	pulsating government booze shipment	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10687	government candy shipment	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10688	tumbling Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10689	upside-down Crimbo Carol tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10690	Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10691	food drive button	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10692	fuchsia booze drive button	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10693	mirror candy drive button	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10694	upside-down food mailing list	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10695	booze mailing list	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10696	candy mailing list	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10697	pulsating MacGyver's fruit bat of chilblains	0		Maximum MP: +100, Cold Damage: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10698	red sizzling tinsel orb of mayonnaise	0		Hot Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Last Available: "2020-12"
10699	padded extremely unsafe snowpack	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Damage Absorption: +20, Class: "Pastamancer", Last Available: "2020-12"
10700	skewed jittery groovy Satan hat of doom	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Sauceror", Last Available: "2020-12"
10701	olive mansplainer's Crimbo stockings of the cheetah	0		Monster Level: +15, Initiative: +60, Class: "Disco Bandit", Last Available: "2020-12"
10702	lime green fireproof coward's poncho de azucar	0		Monster Level: -20, Hot Resistance: +3, Class: "Accordion Thief", Last Available: "2020-12"
10703	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1	0		Skill: "Long Winter's Nap", Last Available: "2020-12"
10704	upside-down purple The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used)	0		Skill: "Long Winter's Nap", Last Available: "2020-12"
10705	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2	0		Skill: "Bowl Full of Jelly", Last Available: "2020-12"
10706	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used)	0		Skill: "Bowl Full of Jelly", Last Available: "2020-12"
10707	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3	0		Skill: "Ashes and Soot", Last Available: "2020-12"
10708	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used)	0		Skill: "Ashes and Soot", Last Available: "2020-12"
10709	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4	0		Skill: "Eye and a Twist", Last Available: "2020-12"
10710	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used)	0		Skill: "Eye and a Twist", Last Available: "2020-12"
10711	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5	0		Skill: "Dimples, How Merry!", Last Available: "2020-12"
10712	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used)	0		Skill: "Dimples, How Merry!", Last Available: "2020-12"
10713	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6	0		Skill: "Chubby and Plump", Last Available: "2020-12"
10714	jittery The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used)	0		Skill: "Chubby and Plump", Last Available: "2020-12"
10715	normal special snack-sized and pepper (stale)	2	good	Effect: "Wintry Breath", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2020-12"
10716	drinkable weak cranberry margarita (brackish)	2	good	Last Available: "2020-12"
10717	fuzzy polar bear ears	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2020-12"
10718	nose	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2020-12"
10719	goose mask	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2020-12"
10720	tolerable barrel-aged eggnog	4	good	Last Available: "2020-12"
10721	moldy jittery hand-crafted candy cane	3	crappy	Last Available: "2020-12"
10722	bland special drive-thru burger	3	decent	Effect: "Block-Rockin' Beet", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2020-12"
10723	mediocre Boulevardier cocktail	4	decent	Last Available: "2020-12"
10724	liquefied denatured Hotwire&trade; brand candy rope	0		Effect: "Egg on your Face", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2020-12"
10725	tasty bowl full of jelly	4	awesome	Last Available: "2020-12"
10726	lousy fuchsia huge Eye and a Twist	4	decent	Last Available: "2020-12"
10727	unsweetened boiled spinning Chubby and Plump bar	0		Effect: "Tightly-Wound Spine", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2020-12"
10728	blue digibritches	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10729	packaged crystal ball	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-01"
10730	green crystal ball	0		Initiative: +50, Last Available: "2021-01", Item Drop (sporadic): +25
10731	shaking fresh can of paint	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-12"
10732	mirror fresh coat of paint	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10733	yellow emotion chip	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-02", Skill: "Emotionally Chipped"
10734	bouncing spinal-fluid-covered emotion chip	0		Last Available: "2021-02", Skill: "Emotionally Chipped"
10735	robo-battery	0		
10736	Thwaitgold listening bug statuette	0		
10737	power seed	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-03"
10738	fuchsia wobbly potted power plant	0		Last Available: "2021-03"
10739	boiled pressed galvanized battery (AAA)	0		Effect: "Think Win-Lose", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2021-03"
10740	nitrogenated enhanced ghostly squat skewed battery (AA)	0		Effect: "Sugar Smacks", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2021-03"
10741	magnetized narrow battery (D)	0		Effect: "Shawarma Warm War", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2021-03"
10742	modified blurry battery (9-Volt)	0		Effect: "Phoenix, Right?", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2021-03"
10743	electrified diffused battery (lantern)	0		Effect: "Feroci Tea", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2021-03"
10744	altered electrified oxidized battery (car)	0		Effect: "Egg Burps", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2021-03"
10745	jittery twirling cryptocloak	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10746	marshmallow	0		
10747	mediocre marshmallow bomb	4	decent	Last Available: "2021-03"
10748	packaged backup camera	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-04"
10749	backup camera	0		Maximum HP / MP: +20, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Back-Up to your Last Enemy", Last Available: "2021-04"
10750	maroon shortest-order cook	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-05"
10751	teal plate	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10752	cold-filtered pressed short beer	0		Effect: "Stogied", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2021-05"
10753	irradiated tumbling short stack of pancakes	0		Effect: "Super Vision", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2021-05"
10754	deionized blurry short stick of butter	0		Effect: "Shrimpin' Ain't Easy", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2021-05"
10755	extra-vacuum-sealed dry short glass of water	0		Effect: "Glo-Face", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2021-05"
10756	altered vacuum-sealed short	0		Effect: "Sweet Taste", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2021-05"
10757	wobbly Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette	0		
10758	quantum of familiar	0		
10759	blinking vibrating medical-grade familiar scrapbook	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Show Your Boring Familiar Pictures", Last Available: "2021-06"
10760	packaged familiar scrapbook	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-06"
10761	tumbling clan underground fireworks shop	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10762	auspicious toasty fedora-mounted fountain of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Hot Damage: +5, Item Drop: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10763	spinning pulsating mirror wool horrifying experienced sombrero-mounted sparkler	0		Experience: +2, Spooky Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10764	friendly experienced porkpie-mounted popper of James Dean	0		Experience: +2, Experience (Moxie): +3, Familiar Weight: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10765	rocket	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10766	rocket	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10767	rocket	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10768	spoiled fire crackers	4	crappy	Last Available: "2021-07"
10769	tumbling Arr, M80	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10770	mirror family-friendly Jim Carey's Catherine Wheel	0		Monster Level: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10771	wobbly upside-down double-paned rocket boots of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10772	executive smelly sparkler	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10773	olive Our Daily Candles&trade; order form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-08"
10774	improved Vulcanized ghostly Scent of a Human&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Stregngth of the Gnome", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2021-08"
10775	pickled maroon The Beast Within&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Pisces in the Skyces", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2021-08"
10776	dry twirling Salsa Caliente&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Super-Mega-Ultra-Charged", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2021-08"
10777	non-galvanized quadruple-improved spinning Smoldering Clover&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Grape Expectations", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2021-08"
10778	non-tarnished bouncing jittery Napalm In The Morning&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Twinkly Weapon", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2021-08"
10779	healthy beefcake's extra-large utility candle	0		Muscle: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10780	baleful wizardly runed taper candle	0		Mysticality: +25, Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10781	zippy novelty sparkling candle of Calamity Jane of courage	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Spooky Resistance: +3, Initiative: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10782	gray coward's grievous Abracandalabra	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Monster Level: -20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10783	perfumed extra-wide head candle of the early riser	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Adventures: +7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10784	flattened upside-down teal natural magick candle	0		Effect: "Turn On, Tune In, Play Ball!", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2021-08"
10785	pressed colloidal twirling rainbow glitter candle	0		Effect: "Puzzle Fury", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2021-08"
10786	liquefied banana candle	0		Effect: "Mariachi Mood", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2021-08"
10787	flattened extra-corrupted ear candle	0		Effect: "Spookyravin'", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2021-08"
10788	denatured quantum fuchsia votive of confidence	0		Effect: "Hobonic", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2021-08"
10789	baleful water candle	0		Spell Damage: +25, Water: 3, Lasts Until Rollover
10790	mansplainer's B. L. A. R. T.	0		Monster Level: +15, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "B. L. A. R. T. Spray (narrow)", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "B. L. A. R. T. Spray (medium)", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "B. L. A. R. T. Spray (wide)"
10791	Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette	0		
10792	empty nacho cheese can	0		Water: 1
10793	literal bucket hat	0		Water: 5
10794	rainproof barrel caulk	0		
10795	pump grease	0		
10796	bouncing packaged industrial fire extinguisher	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-09"
10797	asbestos-lined MacGyver's personal trainer's Da Vinci's experienced industrial fire extinguisher of Calamity Jane	0		Experience: +2, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum MP: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Hot Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam 'em Up", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Polar Vortex", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam Yourself", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Blast the Area", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Zone Specific", Last Available: "2021-09"
10798	The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells	0		Skill: "Dead Nostrils", Last Available: "2021-08"
10799	bouncing The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read)	0		Skill: "Dead Nostrils", Last Available: "2021-08"
10800	1950 Vampire Vintner wine	1	awesome	Last Available: "2021-10"
10801	bottled Vampire Vintner	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-10"
10802	French-Transylvanian Dictionary	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10803	packaged Daylight Shavings Helmet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-11"
10804	blinking forbidden grievous Daylight Shavings Helmet of the early riser	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2021-11"
10805	eggwater	1	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10806	rotten diet ghostly bread man	1	crappy	Last Available: "2021-12"
10807	stale half-sized lime green plain candy cane	2	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10808	decent flour cookie	4	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10809	blurry wool plastic food lab	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10810	cyan huge hardened plastic nog lab	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10811	upside-down Sherlock's plastic chem lab	0		Item Drop: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10812	wholesome plastic primary lab	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10813	tumbling mansplainer's plastic Cheer Core	0		Monster Level: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10814	mirror packaged medicine cabinet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-12"
10815	wobbly medicine cabinet	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10816	upside-down asbestos-lined Oprah's dangerous ice crown	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Hot Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-12"
10817	huge perfumed Jeselnik's stylish jeans	0		Moxie: +25, Sleaze Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-12"
10818	clever educational ice wrap of extreme caution	0		Experience: +1, Maximum MP: +20, Monster Level: -25, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-12"
10819	super-sized stale special tofu pop	5	decent	Effect: "Influence of Sphere", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2021-12"
10820	huge normal bowl of prescription candy	7	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10821	rotten fishcake	3	crappy	Last Available: "2021-12"
10822	flavorless bone broth	4	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10823	decent jittery star pop	3	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10824	spirit-forward delicious upside-down Doc's Fortifying Wine	5	awesome	Last Available: "2021-12"
10825	smooth Doc's Smartifying Wine	4	awesome	Last Available: "2021-12"
10826	delicious irresponsibly strong narrow Doc's Limbering Wine	8	awesome	Last Available: "2021-12"
10827	bad Doc's Medical-Grade Wine	4	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10828	dehydrated narrow Homebodyl&trade;	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10829	vaporized squat Extrovermectin&trade;	1		Effect: "Human-Weird Thing Hybrid", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2021-12"
10830	diluted blue Breathitin&trade;	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10831	modified tumbling Fleshazole&trade;	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10832	wet oxidized anti-burn cream	0		Effect: "Indescribable Flavor", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2021-12"
10833	polarized anti-freeze cream	0		Effect: "Takin' It Greasy", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2021-12"
10834	pressed wobbly anti-goosebump cream	0		Effect: "Cold-Blooded Warm Fuzzies", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2021-12"
10835	quadruple-deionized denatured mirror ghostly anti-odor cream	0		Effect: "Bootyliciousness", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2021-12"
10836	irradiated wobbly anti-creep cream	0		Effect: "Greasy Flavor", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2021-12"
10837	adjusted double-corrupted tumbling anti-pain cream	0		Effect: "Smelly Pants", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2021-12"
10838	practically non-alcoholic artisanal Doc's Special Reserve Wine	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2021-12"
10839	rotten twirling bread pie	4	crappy	Last Available: "2021-12"
10840	triple-distilled mediocre clear Russian	7	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10841	pulsating lime green zero-trust tanktop	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10842	Crimbo ball	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10843	bouncing Crimbo ball	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10844	upside-down gooified animal matter	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10845	lime green gooified vegetable matter	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10846	gooified mineral matter	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10847	apple brown pudding pie	3	EPIC	Effect: "Hoity Toity", Effect Duration: 13
10848	extra-sweet chocolate and pear nog	3	good	Effect: "Hoity Toity", Effect Duration: 33
10849	coagulated plum pudding isomers	2		Effect: "Festively Experimented-Upon", Effect Duration: 50
10850	upside-down goo magnet	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10851	spinning dog trainer's cozy scarf	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2021-12"
10852	spoiled huge Crimbo cookie	4	crappy	Last Available: "2023-06"
10853	altered quadruple-pickled spinning fleshy putty	0		Effect: "Berry Thorny", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2021-12"
10854	steel-toed third ear	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10855	festive egg sac	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10856	poisonsettia	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10857	peppermint-scented socks of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2021-12"
10858	skewed the Crymbich Manuscript	0		Skill: "Ancient Crymbo Lore", Last Available: "2021-12"
10859	projectile chemistry set	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10860	spinning scorching depleted Crimbonium football helmet	0		Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2021-12"
10861	maroon blurry synthetic rock	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10862	delicious miniature tumbling &quot;caramel&quot;	2	awesome	Last Available: "2021-12"
10863	jittery coward's self-repairing earmuffs	0		Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2021-12"
10864	carnivorous potted plant of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2021-12"
10865	fuchsia universal biscuit	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10866	yule hatchet of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2021-12"
10867	potato alarm clock	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10868	adequate lab-grown meat	4	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10869	Lo Pan's fleece	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2021-12"
10870	boxed gumball machine	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10871	skewed bouncing cloning kit	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10872	therapeutic pants	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2021-12"
10873	supercool can of mixed everything of the cougar of Tarzan	0		Moxie: +20, Moxie Percent: +20, Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2021-12"
10874	shaking mirror Site Alpha ID badge	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10875	the Crymbich Manuscript (used)	0		Skill: "Ancient Crymbo Lore", Last Available: "2021-12"
10876	stale twirling meatball	4	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10877	cloned monster	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10878	meatball machine	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10879	narrow olive refurbished air fryer	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10880	vaporized bouncing fried air	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10881	mirror 11-leaf clover	0		
10882	carton of astral energy drinks	0		
10883	denatured astral energy drink	1		
10884	mint condition magnifying glass	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
10885	vibrating brainy magnifying glass of extreme caution	0		Mysticality: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2022-12"
10886	smooth triple-distilled void lager	9	awesome	Last Available: "2022-12"
10887	spoiled miniature void burger	2	crappy	Last Available: "2022-12"
10888	void stone	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
10889	bouncing lightning-fast sharpshooter's hardy groovy void shard	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Maximum HP: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2022-12"
10890	blinking green bouncing undrilled cosmic bowling ball	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-01"
10891	pulsating cosmic bowling ball	0		Last Available: "2022-01"
10892	twirling mirror combat lover's locket lockbox	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-02"
10893	toasty combat lover's locket	0		Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip, Gear Drop: [pref(locketPhylum,demon)*50], Last Available: "2022-02"
10894	Thwaitgold protozoa statuette	0		
10895	red bouncing grey gosling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-03"
10896	grey down vest	0		Experience (familiar): +2
10897	trojan horseshoe	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10898	squat undamaged Unbreakable Umbrella	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-04"
10899	huge spinning auspicious scorching toasty personal trainer's unbreakable umbrella (broken)	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Hot Damage: 30, Item Drop: +10
10900	MayDay&trade; contract	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-05"
10901	shaking MayDay&trade; supply package	0		Last Available: "2022-05"
10902	warmed quantum non-polymerized emergency glowstick	0		Effect: "Mucilaginous Mentalism", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2022-05"
10903	beefcake's survival knife	0		Muscle: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10904	smartaleck's crank-powered radio on a lanyard	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10905	purple censurious headlamp	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10906	foul-smelling medical-grade thermal blanket of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Stench Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10907	tumbling friendly atlas of local maps	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10908	denatured quadruple-vacuum-sealed spare battery	0		Effect: "Patience of the Tortoise", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2022-05"
10909	space blanket	0		Last Available: "2022-05"
10910	dry energized activated upside-down bouncing single-use dust mask	0		Effect: "Adrenaline Rush", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2022-05"
10911	polymerized red gaffer's tape	0		Effect: "Izchak's Blessing", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2022-05"
10912	rotten blue 20-lb can of rice and beans	4	crappy	Last Available: "2022-05"
10913	bar of freeze-dried water	1	good	Last Available: "2022-05"
10914	tasty diet upside-down expired MRE	1	awesome	Last Available: "2022-05"
10915	miniature normal cool mint precipice bar	2	good	Last Available: "2022-05"
10916	normal half-sized carrot cake precipice bar	2	good	Last Available: "2022-05"
10917	maroon The Big Book of Every Skill	0		
10918	ghostly Thwaitgold harvestman statuette	0		
10919	gray packaged June cleaver	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-06"
10920	mirror ruddy beefy June cleaver of horror	0		Muscle: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Attacks Can't Miss, Last Available: "2022-06"
10921	smooth wobbly Dad's brandy	4	awesome	Last Available: "2022-06"
10922	lime green censurious brawny teacher's pen	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2022-06"
10923	adequate cyan mirror fire-roasted lake trout	3	good	Last Available: "2022-06"
10924	moldy guilty sprout	3	crappy	Last Available: "2022-06"
10925	family-friendly clever mother's necklace	0		Maximum MP: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2022-06"
10926	dry diffused blinking trampled ticket stub	0		Effect: "Human-Constellation Hybrid", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2022-06"
10927	quadruple-unsweetened flattened diffused green savings bond	0		Effect: "Springy Fusilli", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2022-06"
10928	designer sweatpants (new stock)	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-07"
10929	designer sweatpants	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flick", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flood", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Spray", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Sip", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Make Sweat-Ade", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drench Yourself in Sweat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sip Some Sweat", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Sweat Out Some Booze", Last Available: "2022-07"
10930	mixed sweat-ade	1		Last Available: "2022-07"
10931	unopened stillsuit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-08"
10932	wobbly stillsuit	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Damage: +10, Last Available: "2022-08"
10933	thick dinosaur	0		
10934	pulsating ghostly dinosaur scale	0		
10935	pristine dinosaur feather	0		
10936	nasty dinosaur spike	0		
10937	personal trainer's pterodactyl rifle	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Snipe Pterodactyl"
10938	birdseed hat	0		
10939	squat flatusaur gasmask	0		
10940	dinosaur dart	0		
10941	pickled energized jittery Dino DNAde&trade;	0		Effect: "Ghostly Shell", Effect Duration: 69
10942	blurry dinosaur repellent	0		
10943	camouflage vest of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25
10944	fuchsia skewed Dinodollar	0		
10945	valuable dinosaur droppings	0		
10946	dinosaur pheromone kit	0		
10947	wool frightening occult awkward dinosaur research harness	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Spooky Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +1
10948	shellacked reflective vest	0		Damage Reduction: 7
10949	forbidden dinosaur	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50
10950	Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette	0		
10951	teal squat packaged Jurassic Parka	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-09"
10952	upside-down sharpshooter's Rosewater's Jurassic Parka	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Avoid Attack: 1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Engage ultra-attractive parka mode", Last Available: "2022-09"
10953	boxed autumn-aton	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-10"
10954	autumn-aton	0		Last Available: "2022-10"
10955	flattened quantum bouncing autumn leaf	0		Effect: "Slightly Mutated", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2022-10"
10956	acceptable purple AutumnFest ale	4	good	Last Available: "2022-10"
10957	toasty occult autumn sweater-weather sweater of the brazier	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Hot Damage: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-10"
10958	coward's therapeutic autumn debris shield of the boozehound	0		Monster Level: -20, Item Drop: +5, Booze Drop: +100, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-10"
10959	spoiled red autumn-spice donut	4	crappy	Last Available: "2022-10"
10960	non-concentrated triple-boiled autumn dollar	0		Effect: "Spirit Bubble", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2022-10"
10961	Sherlock's flame-retardant dangerous autumn leaf pendant	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-10"
10962	modified autumn breeze	1		Last Available: "2022-10"
10963	anodized pressed maroon autumn years wisdom	0		Effect: "Partially Ghosted", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2022-10"
10964	familiar-in-the-middle wrapper	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10965	aged watered-down Oopsie IPA	2	awesome	Last Available: "2022-10"
10966	mummified entombed cookbookbat	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-11"
10967	Yeast of Boris	0		Last Available: "2022-11"
10968	St. Sneaky Pete's Whey	0		Last Available: "2022-11"
10969	maroon Vegetable of Jarlsberg	0		Last Available: "2022-11"
10970	rotten ratatouille de Jarlsberg	4	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
10971	bite-sized bland Jarlsberg's vegetable soup	1	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
10972	stale mirror roasted vegetable of Jarlsberg	4	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
10973	spoiled St. Pete's sneaky smoothie	3	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
10974	moldy tiny enchanted wobbly Pete's wiley whey bar	1	crappy	Effect: "Virgo Rising", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2022-11"
10975	half-sized stale Pete's rich ricotta	2	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
10976	lousy irresponsibly strong Boris's beer	7	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
10977	bland honey bun of Boris	3	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
10978	flavorless ghostly Boris's bread	3	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
10979	Recipe of Before Yore: ratatouille de Jarlsberg	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "ratatouille de Jarlsberg"
10980	jittery mirror Recipe of Before Yore: Jarlsberg's vegetable soup	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Jarlsberg's vegetable soup"
10981	Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable of J.	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "roasted vegetable of Jarlsberg"
10982	Recipe of Before Yore: St. Pete's sneaky smoothie	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "St. Pete's sneaky smoothie"
10983	blinking Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's wily whey bar	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Pete's wiley whey bar"
10984	Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's rich ricotta	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Pete's rich ricotta"
10985	Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's beer	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Boris's beer"
10986	tumbling Recipe of Before Yore: honey bun of Boris	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "honey bun of Boris"
10987	yellow skewed Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's bread	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Boris's bread"
10988	adequate jittery baked veggie ricotta casserole	4	good	Last Available: "2022-11"
10989	low-calorie moldy plain calzone	1	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
10990	tiny bland roasted vegetable focaccia	1	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
10991	yummy Pizza of Legend	4	awesome	Last Available: "2022-11"
10992	gigantic bland Calzone of Legend	8	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
10993	jittery Recipe of Before Yore: Calzone of Legend	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Calzone of Legend"
10994	upside-down Recipe of Before Yore: Pizza of Legend	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Pizza of Legend"
10995	fuchsia Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable focaccia	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "roasted vegetable focaccia"
10996	Recipe of Before Yore: plain calzone	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "plain calzone"
10997	Recipe of Before Yore: baked veggie ricotta	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "baked veggie ricotta casserole"
10998	cookbookbat book	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10999	Recipe of Before Yore: Deep Dish of Legend	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Deep Dish of Legend"
11000	miniature delicious lime green Deep Dish of Legend	2	awesome	Last Available: "2022-11"
11001	mirror jittery deed to Oliver's Place	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-01"
11002	drink chit	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11003	mirror government per-diem	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11004	auspicious prohie's hat	0		Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2024-01"
11005	corrupted imported taffy	0		Effect: "Meat the Flintstones", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2024-01"
11006	Tesla rosy-cheeked Charleston shoes	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-01"
11007	booze bindle	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11008	mansplainer's rare oboe of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2024-01"
11009	asbestos-lined bullet necklace of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-01"
11010	miniature decent narrow swamp haunch	2	good	Last Available: "2024-01"
11011	executive groovy gator shades	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-01"
11012	milk cap	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11013	drinkable huge Charleston Choo-Choo	3	good	Last Available: "2024-01"
11014	drinkable narrow Velvet Veil	3	good	Last Available: "2024-01"
11015	practically non-alcoholic acceptable jittery Marltini	1	good	Last Available: "2024-01"
11016	watered-down bad Strong, Silent Type	2	decent	Last Available: "2024-01"
11017	smooth Mysterious Stranger	3	awesome	Last Available: "2024-01"
11018	tolerable Champagne Shimmy	4	good	Last Available: "2024-01"
11019	shaking the Sot's parcel	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11020	ghostly ceramic cestus of the brazier of the glutton	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Punch", Last Available: "2023-12"
11021	padded Da Vinci's ceramic centurion shield of courage	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Damage Absorption: +20, Spooky Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Bash", Last Available: "2023-12"
11022	blue scandalous ceramic celery grater of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Grate", Last Available: "2023-12"
11023	occult razor-sharp cool ceramic celsiturometer	0		Moxie: +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Boil", Last Available: "2023-12"
11024	coward's beefy ceramic cerecloth belt of Tarzan	0		Muscle: +10, Experience (Muscle): +3, Monster Level: -20, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Skullgaze", Last Available: "2023-12"
11025	ribald Socratic ceramic cenobite's robe of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Sleaze Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Cenobitize", Last Available: "2023-12"
11026	distilled ceramic scree	1		Last Available: "2023-12"
11027	frozen frozen wobbly extra-hard jawbreaker	0		Effect: "Human-Orc Hybrid", Effect Duration: 54
11028	wobbly knitted scandalous chiffon chevrons of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Sleaze Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11029	chilly banded chiffon chapeau of the scaredy-cat	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Monster Level: -15, Cold Damage: +5, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11030	razor-sharp experienced slick chiffon chamberpot	0		Moxie: +10, Experience: +2, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11031	bouncing Van der Graaf grievous chiffon chemise of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11032	jittery lard-coated energetic Newton's chiffon chakram	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11033	tumbling nippy weightlifter's chiffon chaps of doom	0		Muscle: +15, Cold Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11034	pickled blue chiffon carbage	1		Last Available: "2023-12"
11035	unsweetened tumbling chiffon lemon	0		Effect: "Nutrient-Rich", Effect Duration: 13
11036	stale snack-sized chocomotive	2	decent	Last Available: "2022-12"
11037	decent fancy thick upside-down tumbling freightcake	5	good	Effect: "Gr8ness", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2022-12"
11038	practically non-alcoholic lousy tumbling cabooze	1	decent	Last Available: "2022-12"
11039	plastic caboose	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11040	knitted plastic passenger car	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2022-12"
11041	lard-coated plastic dining car	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2022-12"
11042	baleful plastic coal car of the cheetah	0		Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2022-12"
11043	deadly plastic locomotive	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Last Available: "2022-12"
11044	packaged model train set	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-12"
11045	twirling model train set	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11046	skewed Crimbo training manual	0		
11047	tumbling Abuela Crimbo's special magnet	0		
11048	Trainbot radar monocle	0		Single Equip
11049	jittery pile of Trainbot parts	0		
11050	irradiated tarnished squat Trainbot circuitry	0		Effect: "Rosewater Mark", Effect Duration: 45
11051	ionized enhanced enhanced Trainbot tubing	0		Effect: "Tingly Biceps", Effect Duration: 38
11052	unsweetened narrow Trainbot plating	0		Effect: "Top Dog", Effect Duration: 57
11053	unsweetened improved upside-down Trainbot optics	0		Effect: "Human-Plant Hybrid", Effect Duration: 43
11054	energized extra-deionized Trainbot servomotors	0		Effect: "Fangs and Pangs", Effect Duration: 20
11055	tarnished Trainbot linkages	0		Effect: "Helping Comes Second", Effect Duration: 53
11056	cyan ping-pong paddle	0		Single Equip
11057	ping-pong ball	0		
11058	weightlifter's Trainbot harness	0		Muscle: +15
11059	ping-pong table	0		
11060	Crimbo train emergency brake	0		
11061	shaking squat Trainbot autoassembly module	0		
11062	shaking shaking careful electrified savvy head-mounted Trainbot	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Monster Level: -10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2022-12"
11063	zippy lion tamer's leg-mounted Trainbots of the detective	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Item Drop: +20, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2022-12"
11064	Jack Frost's shoulder-mounted Trainbot of the cougar of doom	0		Moxie: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2022-12"
11065	spinning cinnamon machine oil	0		
11066	Crimbo crystal shards	0		
11067	mediocre mirror dregs of a Crimbo cocktail	3	decent	
11068	lost elf luggage	0		
11069	Trainbot luggage hook	0		Single Equip
11070	toothsome low-calorie narrow honey-drenched ham slice	1	awesome	
11071	perfectly mixed mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine	4	EPIC	
11072	flavorless Crimbo food scraps	4	decent	
11073	arm towel	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11074	blurry automatic wine thief	0		Single Equip
11075	table-scraper	0		Single Equip
11076	Trainbot slag	0		
11077	industrially-crushed ice	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11078	rotten cyan steamed oyster	3	crappy	
11079	mirror really nice lump of coal	0		
11080	deactivated mini-Trainbot	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11081	steam unit	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11082	crystal Crimbo goblet	0		
11083	crystal Crimbo platter	0		
11084	lousy skewed narrow Crimbosmopolitan	4	decent	Last Available: "2022-12"
11085	normal red Crimbo dinner	4	good	Last Available: "2022-12"
11086	yellow overloaded Yule battery	0		Familiar Weight: +25, Last Available: "2022-12"
11087	train whistle	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11088	The Superconductor's CPU	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2022-12"
11089	shaking unoccupied sheep suit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-12"
11090	half-height cigar	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11091	grubby wool	0		
11092	fuchsia family-friendly studded grubby wool hat of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Damage Absorption: +80, Sleaze Resistance: +1
11093	Annie Oakley's arcane researcher's grubby wool scarf	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Single Equip
11094	Socratic brawny grubby wool trousers of the glutton	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Food Drop: +100
11095	rosewater-soaked ribald sizzling quilted grubby wool gloves	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Hot Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip
11096	grubby wool beerwarmer	0		
11097	tolerable practically non-alcoholic narrow nice warm beer	1	good	
11098	blinking grubby woolball	0		
11099	Rock Garden Guide	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-01"
11100	packet of rock seeds	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11101	tumbling groveling gravel	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11102	powdered mirror fruity pebble	1		Effect: "White Blooded", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2023-01"
11103	lodestone	0		Effect: "Loded", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2023-01"
11104	milestone	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11105	bolder boulder	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11106	molehill mountain	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11107	jittery whet stone	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11108	hard rock	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11109	stalagmite	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11110	chocolate covered ping-pong ball	0		
11112	tasty pixel bread	3	awesome	
11113	fancy extra-dry perfectly mixed gray pixel whiskey	5	EPIC	Effect: "20-20 Second Sight", Effect Duration: 20
11114	pixel rock	0		
11115	red ghostly S.I.T. Course Voucher	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-02"
11116	S.I.T. Course Completion Certificate	0		Last Available: "2023-02"
11117	moist blurry glob of extra-green chlorophyll	0		Effect: "Sinuses For Miles", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2023-02"
11118	enhanced ionized yellow mirror mushroom	0		Effect: "The Style... of the Future", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2023-02"
11119	vacuum-sealed alkaline double-irradiated skewed five-fingered fern resin	0		Effect: "Burning Ears", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2023-02"
11120	stale super good fruit	4	decent	Last Available: "2023-02"
11121	modified narrow energized spores	1		Last Available: "2023-02"
11122	therapeutic boxer's hot pepper	0		Muscle Percent: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Hot", Last Available: "2023-02"
11123	pressed out-of-work circus flea	0		Effect: "Boletus Swoletus", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2023-02"
11124	green extra-grubby grub	0		Last Available: "2023-02"
11125	deionized modified fire ant pheromones	0		Effect: "Empathy", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2023-02"
11126	concentrated flapper fly	0		Effect: "Spookyravin'", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2023-02"
11127	hand-crafted practically non-alcoholic shot of wasp venom	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-02"
11128	frozen warmed filled mosquito	0		Effect: "Angry like the Wolf", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2023-02"
11129	quadruple-enhanced polarized green shim of shame shale	0		Effect: "Corruption of Wretched Wally", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2023-02"
11130	boiled aerosolized twirling pebble of proud pyrite	0		Effect: "Anytwo Five Elevenis?", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2023-02"
11131	ionized colloidal squat pile of gritty sand	0		Effect: "Old School Pompadour", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2023-02"
11132	hollow rock	0		Last Available: "2023-02"
11133	double-dry jittery upside-down angry agate	0		Effect: "Salty Mouth", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2023-02"
11134	modified pressed lump of loyal latite	0		Effect: "Ooh, Umami!", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2023-02"
11135	immense normal shadow sausage	9	good	Last Available: "2023-03"
11136	twirling rock-hard thinker's shadow skin	0		Mysticality: +10, Damage Reduction: 5, Last Available: "2023-03"
11137	quantum shadow flame	0		Effect: "Hot Blooded", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2023-03"
11138	delicious shadow bread	3	awesome	Last Available: "2023-03"
11139	shadow ice	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11140	drinkable watered-down shadow fluid	2	good	Last Available: "2023-03"
11141	shadow glass	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11142	twirling shadow brick	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11143	shadow sinew	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11144	practically non-alcoholic drinkable shadow venom	1	good	Last Available: "2023-03"
11145	pickled shadow nectar	1		Effect: "Become Intensely interested", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2023-03"
11146	mirror asbestos-lined smelly dance instructor's shadow stick	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2023-03"
11147	knitted Van der Graaf bat paw	0		Cold Resistance: +3, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
11148	forbidden uncursed bat paw	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50
11149	goblin cape of extreme caution of horror of the early riser	0		Monster Level: -25, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Adventures: +7
11150	wobbly personal trainer's uncursed goblin cape	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
11151	gray smelly boxer's dragon wishbone	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10
11152	uncursed dragon wishbone of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20
11153	greasy MacGyver's wholesome stats of temperance	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +100, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5
11154	purple uncursed stats of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20
11155	huge crafty Oprah's arcane orb	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Maximum MP: +10
11156	spinning gray veiny uncursed arcane orb	0		Maximum HP: +10
11157	wobbly Lo Pan's machete	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30
11158	uncursed machete of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100
11159	blanket	0		
11160	uncursed blanket	0		
11161	Temple Grandin's dance instructor's medallion of extreme caution	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Monster Level: -25, Familiar Weight: +7
11162	groovy uncursed medallion	0		Moxie Percent: +10
11163	wobbly Advanced Pig Skinning	0		
11164	The Cheese Wizard's Companion	0		
11165	yellow Jazz Agent sheet music	0		
11166	upside-down olive Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette	0		
11167	pulsating shadowy cheat sheet	0		Free Pull
11168	closed-circuit phone system	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-03"
11169	closed-circuit pay phone	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11170	shadow lighter	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11171	shadow heptahedron	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11172	shadow snowflake	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11173	shadow heart	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11174	purple spinning shadow bucket	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11175	shadow wave	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11176	skewed Rufus's shadow lodestone	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11177	prompt ribald Van der Graaf shadow chef's hat	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Adventures: +3, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2023-03"
11178	lime green bouncing zippy fortified shadow trousers of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Damage Absorption: +60, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2023-03"
11179	bouncing huge Jeselnik's shadow hammer of the detective	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2023-03"
11180	jittery shadow monocle of the brute of Calamity Jane of terror	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-03"
11181	shadow candle	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shadow Flame", Last Available: "2023-03"
11182	normal jittery shadow hot dog	4	good	Last Available: "2023-03"
11183	high-proof delicious shadow martini	6	awesome	Last Available: "2023-03"
11184	distilled shaking pulsating shadow pill	1		
11185	shadow needle	0		
11186	cursed monkey's paw	0		All Attributes: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, All Resistance: +2, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Slap", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Tickle", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Evil Monkey Eye", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Peace Sign", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Point", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Punch", Last Available: "2023-04"
11187	monkey glove	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-04"
11188	quantum extra-colloidal quantum blinking shadow candy	0		Effect: "All Blued Up", Effect Duration: 34
11189	replica Mr. Accessory	0		
11190	replica Dark Jill-O-Lantern	0		
11191	mirror twirling replica hand turkey outline	0		
11192	replica crimbo elfling	0		
11193	replica pygmy bugbear shaman	0		
11194	dedigitizer schematic: cyburger	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11195	jittery replica gravy-covered maypole	0		Item Drop: +25
11196	replica wax lips	0		Experience: +3
11197	replica Tome of Snowcone Summoning	0		
11198	dedigitizer schematic: cybeer	0		Last Available: "2025-12", Softcore Only
11199	Temple Grandin's Annie Oakley's replica jewel-eyed wizard hat of the brazier	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +7, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Magic Missile"
11200	narrow prompt lion tamer's arcane researcher's replica bottle-rocket crossbow	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Experience (familiar): +2, Adventures: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire red bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire blue bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire orange bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire purple bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire black bottle-rocket"
11201	jittery blue tumbling avaricious frosty ruddy replica navel ring of navel gazing of the sweet-tooth	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +30, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip, Item Drop (sporadic): 4.25, Meat Drop (sporadic): 4.25
11202	lion tamer's replica V for Vivala mask of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip, Combat Item Damage Percent: 50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Creepy Grin"
11203	weightlifter's replica haiku katana of the brazier of Flo-Jo	0		Muscle: +15, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Raindrop Attack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summer Siesta", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Falling Leaf Whirlwind", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Winter's Bite Technique", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "The 17 Cuts"
11204	upside-down replica box of fireworks	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire off a Roman Candle", Item Drop (sporadic): +12.5
11205	replica cotton candy cocoon	0		
11206	blinking sizzling mansplainer's hardened beefcake's replica Elvish sunglasses	0		Muscle: +25, Damage Reduction: 3, Monster Level: +15, Hot Damage: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play an Accordion Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Guitar Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Drum Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Flute Solo"
11207	replica squamous polyp	0		
11208	replica stone sphere	0		
11209	twirling skewed smartaleck's replica Greatest American Pants of Gandalf of the detective	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Item Drop: +20
11210	replica organ grinder	0		
11211	gravedigger's Annie Oakley's replica Juju Mojo Mask of the blizzard	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip
11212	gray family-friendly wholesome replica Operation Patriot Shield of the empath	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Shield", Variable
11213	replica Libram of Resolutions	0		
11214	twirling hardened experienced replica plastic vampire fangs	0		Experience: +2, Damage Reduction: 3, Item Drop: +5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Feed"
11215	replica angel	0		
11216	sizzling replica Camp Scout backpack	0		Hot Damage: +10, Drops Items
11217	replica deactivated nanobots	0		
11218	squat tumbling replica Apathargic Bandersnatch	0		
11219	replica Smith's Tome	0		
11220	replica over-the-shoulder Folder Holder	0		
11221	replica Order of the Green Thumb Order Form	0		
11222	yellow shrink-wrapped Cincho de Mayo	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-05"
11223	smelly frosty Fonzie's Herculean Cincho de Mayo	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Experience (Moxie): +1, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Dispense Salt and Lime", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Soundtrack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Fiesta Exit", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Projectile Piñata", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Foul", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Confetti Extravaganza", Last Available: "2023-05"
11224	olive dedigitizer schematic: psilocyber mushroom	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11225	mirror replica Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab	0		
11226	cyan replica still grill	0		
11227	replica Crimbo sapling	0		
11228	replica puck	0		
11229	replica Chateau Mantegna room key	0		
11230	replica Deck of Every Card	0		
11231	tumbling replica Source terminal	0		
11232	replica disconnected intergnat	0		
11233	wobbly replica Witchess Set	0		
11234	purple replica genie bottle	0		
11235	replica space planula	0		
11236	replica unpowered Robortender	0		
11237	replica Neverending Party invitation envelope	0		
11238	replica January's Garbage Tote	0		
11239	replica God Lobster Egg	0		
11240	Oprah's wizardly replica Fourth of May Cosplay Saber of the empath	0		Mysticality: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Familiar Weight: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Use the Force"
11241	upside-down family-friendly Jeselnik's scandalous deadly replica Kramco Sausage-o-Matic&trade; of mayonnaise	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: 30, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +1
11242	cyan bouncing sizzling frosty chilly friendly Van der Graaf steel-toed dangerous stylish beefy replica hewn moon-rune spoon of the brazier of the glutton	0		Muscle: +10, Moxie: +25, Weapon Damage: +10, Damage Reduction: 9, Familiar Weight: +3, Cold Damage: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Hot Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Food Drop: +100, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Alters Page Text, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Dragoon Platoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spittoon Monsoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Festoon Buffoon", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
11243	replica baby camelCalf	0		
11244	jittery Usain Bolt's family-friendly sizzling Jack Frost's clever replica Powerful Glove	0		Maximum MP: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Hot Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Initiative: +80, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Replace Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Shrink Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Invisible Avatar", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Triple Size"
11245	green up-at-dawn frightening chaotic dangerous replica Cargo Cultist Shorts	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +5, Adventures: +5
11246	Lo Pan's chaotic Oprah's Herculean groovy replica industrial fire extinguisher of the detective	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: 40, Item Drop: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam 'em Up", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Polar Vortex", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam Yourself", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Blast the Area", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Zone Specific"
11247	replica crystal ball	0		Initiative: +50, Item Drop (sporadic): +25
11248	pulsating replica emotion chip	0		Skill: "Replica Emotionally Chipped"
11249	blue fireproof replica Jurassic Parka of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Hot Resistance: +3, Avoid Attack: 1
11250	replica grey gosling	0		
11251	replica designer sweatpants	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flick", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flood", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Spray", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Sip", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Make Sweat-Ade", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drench Yourself in Sweat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sip Some Sweat", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Sweat Out Some Booze"
11252	wobbly replica plastic pumpkin bucket	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +13, Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.35
11253	replica Ten Dollars	0		
11254	ghostly energetic personal trainer's Socratic replica Cincho de Mayo of the detective	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Item Drop: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Dispense Salt and Lime", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Soundtrack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Fiesta Exit", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Projectile Piñata", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Foul", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Confetti Extravaganza"
11255	blurry Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette	0		
11256	green shrink-wrapped 2002 Mr. Store Catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-06"
11257	2002 Mr. Store Catalog	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11258	chaotic educational smooth &quot;I survived Y2K&quot; T-Shirt of vim and vigor of Leguizamo of the scaredy-cat	0		Moxie: +15, Experience: +1, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Monster Level: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-06"
11259	squat Letter from Carrie Bradshaw	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11260	fortified educational pro skateboard	0		Experience: +1, Damage Absorption: +60, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Do a Kickflip", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Do a Method!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Do an epic McTwist!", Last Available: "2023-06"
11261	Mr. Accessaturday	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11262	pulsating Meat Butler	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11263	tumbling Loathing Idol Microphone	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11264	Charter: Nellyville	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11265	Manual of Secret Door Detection	0		Last Available: "2023-06", Skill: "Secret Door Awareness"
11266	Annie Oakley's Flash Liquidizer Ultra Dousing Accessory	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Douse Foe", Last Available: "2023-06"
11267	gravedigger's banded Amulet of Perpetual Darkness of the storm of the businessman	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Spooky Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Blind, Last Available: "2023-06"
11268	Giant monolith	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11269	narrow Crimbo cookie sheet	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11270	VHS Tape	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11271	alkaline teal scroll of minor invulnerability	0		Effect: "Venomous Weapon", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2023-06"
11272	blurry purple Lapis Lazuli	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11273	Eye Agate	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11274	Azurite	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11275	lime green Arrow (+1)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11276	adjusted triple-denatured scroll of protection from lycanthropes	0		Effect: "Headstrong", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2023-06"
11277	tumbling Loathing Idol Microphone (75% charged)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11278	Loathing Idol Microphone (50% charged)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11279	Loathing Idol Microphone (25% charged)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11280	Replica 2002 Mr. Store Catalog	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11281	Mr. Big's Wallet	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11282	bad watered-down lime green Sexy Cosmo	2	decent	Last Available: "2023-06"
11283	Souvenir Chopsticks	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11284	twirling Tesla MacGyver's Oprah's red-soled high heels	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Maximum MP: +100, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
11285	stale cyburger	3	decent	Last Available: "2025-12"
11286	ncle leg of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100
11287	dog trainer's rutabuga bag of the sewer	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Stench Damage: +25
11288	shaking mesquito proboscis of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7
11289	mirror sharpshooter's senate fly thorax	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10
11290	quadruple-anodized bug juice	0		Effect: "You Drank Fish Wine", Effect Duration: 16
11291	supercool spider leg	0		Moxie Percent: +20
11292	Socratic beetle antenna	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1
11293	foul-smelling mantis skull	0		Stench Damage: +10
11294	non-frozen flattened wobbly chitin powder	0		Effect: "[1342]Slicked-Back Do", Effect Duration: 66
11295	spinning Fonzie's smartaleck's daddy shortlegs leg	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Experience (Moxie): +1
11296	up-at-dawn wholesome birdybug antenna	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Adventures: +5
11297	shaking rosewater-soaked brainy kilopede skull	0		Mysticality: +5, Stench Resistance: +3
11298	triple-unsweetened jittery green haemolymphnode	0		Effect: "Ticking Clock", Effect Duration: 40
11299	deionized altered ghostly chitin powder paste	0		Effect: "[1609]Dancin' Fool", Effect Duration: 50
11300	sleeping patriotic eagle	0		Free Pull
11301	claw-held flag	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11302	souvenir flag	0		
11303	name change form	0		
11304	replica sleeping patriotic eagle	0		
11305	boxed august scepter	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-08"
11306	august scepter	0		All Attributes: +15, HP Regen Min: 10, HP Regen Max: 15, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 1st: Mountain Climbing Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 2nd: Find an Eleven-Leaf Clover Day", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 3rd: Watermelon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 4th: Water Balloon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 5th: Oyster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 6th: Fresh Breath Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 7th: Lighthouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 8th: Cat Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 9th: Hand Holding Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 10th: World Lion Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 11th: Presidential Joke Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 12th: Elephant Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 13th: Left/Off Hander's Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 14th: Financial Awareness  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 15th: Relaxation Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 16th: Roller Coaster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 17th: Thriftshop Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 18th: Serendipity Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 19th: Honey Bee Awareness Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 20th: Mosquito Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 21st: Spumoni Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 22nd: Tooth Fairy Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 23rd: Ride the Wind Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 24th: Waffle Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 25th: Banana Split Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 26th: Toilet Paper Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 27th: Just Because Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 28th: Race Your Mouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 29th: More Herbs, Less Salt  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 30th: Beach Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 31st: Cabernet Sauvignon  Day!", Last Available: "2023-08"
11307	bland low-calorie fuchsia watermelon	1	decent	Last Available: "2023-08"
11308	watermelon seed	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11309	water balloon	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11310	thriftshop coupon	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11311	bland waffle	3	decent	Last Available: "2023-08"
11312	fixodent	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11313	tumbling mansplainer's cat o' nine teeth of the businessman	0		Monster Level: +15, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2023-08"
11314	avaricious tooth cap of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2023-08"
11315	mirror vibrating baleful toothy trousers	0		Spell Damage: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2023-08"
11316	moldy shaking banana split	4	crappy	Last Available: "2023-08"
11317	handful of toilet paper	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11318	spinning Mrs. Rush	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11319	medal	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-08"
11320	weak bad bottle of Cabernet Sauvignon	2	decent	Last Available: "2023-08"
11321	auspicious personal trainer's Da Vinci's baywatch	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Item Drop: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-08", Nonstackable Watch
11322	Pocket Guide to Mild Evil	0		Last Available: "2023-07", Skill: "Perpetrate Mild Evil"
11323	Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used)	0		Last Available: "2023-07", Skill: "Perpetrate Mild Evil"
11324	consolation ribbon	0		Familiar Weight: -10, Experience (familiar): -1, Last Available: "2023-08"
11325	replica august scepter	0		All Attributes: +15, HP Regen Min: 10, HP Regen Max: 15, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 1st: Mountain Climbing Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 2nd: Find an Eleven-Leaf Clover Day", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 3rd: Watermelon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 4th: Water Balloon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 5th: Oyster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 6th: Fresh Breath Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 7th: Lighthouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 8th: Cat Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 9th: Hand Holding Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 10th: World Lion Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 11th: Presidential Joke Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 12th: Elephant Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 13th: Left/Off Hander's Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 14th: Financial Awareness  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 15th: Relaxation Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 16th: Roller Coaster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 17th: Thriftshop Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 18th: Serendipity Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 19th: Honey Bee Awareness Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 20th: Mosquito Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 21st: Spumoni Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 22nd: Tooth Fairy Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 23rd: Ride the Wind Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 24th: Waffle Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 25th: Banana Split Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 26th: Toilet Paper Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 27th: Just Because Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 28th: Race Your Mouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 29th: More Herbs, Less Salt  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 30th: Beach Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 31st: Cabernet Sauvignon  Day!"
11326	Thwaitgold fairyfly statue	0		
11327	residual chitin paste	0		Skill: "Chitinous Soul"
11328	pickled blue upside-down concentrated cooking	1		Effect: "No Vertigo", Effect Duration: 10
11329	denatured meat	1		
11330	dehydrated fuchsia sparkling orb	1		
11331	twisted jittery hardening cream	1		
11332	twisted blinking pool shark hair oil	1		
11333	book of facts	0		Skill: "Just the Facts", Last Available: "2023-09"
11334	book of facts (dog-eared)	0		Skill: "Just the Facts", Last Available: "2023-09"
11335	jittery Dark Jill-of-All-Trades	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-10"
11336	LED candle	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2023-10"
11337	skewed map to a candy-rich block	0		Last Available: "2023-10"
11338	galvanized deionized jittery sampler size toothpaste	0		Effect: "Egg on your Face", Effect Duration: 29
11339	Franken Stein	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Toast your enemy"
11340	A Guide to Burning Leaves	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-11", Leaves: +0.5
11341	inflammable leaf	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11342	olive rake	0		Item Drop: +1, Last Available: "2023-11", Leaves: +1.5
11343	blurry clever rake	0		Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2023-11", Leaves: +1.5
11344	autumnic bomb	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11345	mirror blurry forest canopy bed	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11346	day shortener	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11347	tumbling extra time	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11348	narrow experienced autumnal aegis of terror	0		Experience: +2, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2023-11"
11349	polymerized distilled resin	0		Effect: "Quiet 'n' Good", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2023-11"
11350	super-heated leaf	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11351	tumbling lit leaf lasso	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11352	tied-up leaflet	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11353	wobbly tied-up monstera	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11354	tied-up leaviathan	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11355	mirror asbestos-lined supercharged impromptu torch	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Hot Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-11"
11356	mirror sizzling fig leaf of the boozehound	0		Hot Damage: +10, Booze Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-11"
11357	inspector's smoldering drape of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Item Drop: +15, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-11"
11358	smoldering leafcutter ant egg	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11359	double-paned manspreader's MacGyver's clever sinister beefy leaf crown	0		Muscle: +10, Spell Damage: +10, Maximum MP: 120, Monster Level: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2023-11"
11360	normal leafy browns	3	good	Last Available: "2023-11"
11361	moist autumnic balm	0		Effect: "Swimming with Sharks", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2023-11"
11362	pickled mirror coping juice	0		Effect: "Quiet 'n' Good", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2023-11"
11363	energetic Socratic Samson's cool candy cane sword cane of Calamity Jane	0		Moxie: +5, Experience (Muscle): +5, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Surprisingly Sweet Stab", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Surprisingly Sweet Slash", Last Available: "2023-12", Rollover Effect Duration: 250
11364	wrapped candy cane sword cane	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-12"
11365	Elf Guard patrol cap	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11366	pulsating Elf Guard hotpants	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11367	Crimbuccaneer tricorn	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11368	Crimbuccaneer breeches	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11369	automa-bot parts	0		
11370	twirling security automa-core	0		
11371	clerical automa-core	0		
11372	red handful of Boltsmann bearings	0		
11373	mirror Spring Bros. solenoid	0		
11374	Spring Bros. ID badge	0		
11375	Boltsmann ID badge	0		
11376	housekeeping automa-core	0		
11377	pulsating housekeeping robot	0		
11378	miniature moldy pickled bread	2	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11379	special stale salted mutton	3	decent	Effect: "Provocative Perkiness", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2023-12"
11380	massive flavorless corned beet	7	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11381	tiny plastic Elf Guard Armory	0		Weapon Damage: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Elf Guard Armory"
11382	tiny plastic Crimbuccaneer Grog Hall	0		Booze Drop: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Crimbuccaneer Grog Hall"
11383	tiny plastic Elf Guard Mess Hall	0		Food Drop: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Elf Guard Mess Hall"
11384	tiny Crimbuccaneer Foundry	0		Initiative: +3, Display Name: "tiny Crimbuccaneer Foundry"
11385	tiny plastic Abuela's Cottage (Pirate Control)	0		All Attributes: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Abuela's Cottage (Pirate Control)"
11386	pirate encryption key alpha	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11387	pirate encryption key bravo	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11388	pirate encryption key charlie	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11389	huge pirate encryption key delta	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11390	wardrobe-o-matic	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11391	futuristic shirt	0		Lasts Until Rollover
11392	futuristic hat	0		Lasts Until Rollover
11393	futuristic collar	0		Lasts Until Rollover
11394	red crated wardrobe-o-matic	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11395	normal peppermint donut	3	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11396	blurry Jack Frost's Elf Guard insignia (private)	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2023-12"
11397	Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint) of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2023-12"
11398	military-grade peppermint oil	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11399	shaking Crimbuccaneer whale oil	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11400	Elf Guard tinsel grenade	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11401	tolerable Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail	3	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11402	Elf Army machine parts	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11403	skewed Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11404	rosewater-soaked therapeutic Crimbuccaneer lantern of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Stench Resistance: +3, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2023-12"
11405	Crimbuccaneer flotsam	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11406	spinning Crimbuccaneer invasion map	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11407	green careful Crimbuccaneer shirt	0		Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11408	Elf Guard MPC	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11409	twirling Crimbuccaneer piece of 12	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11410	coward's Elf Guard commandeering gloves	0		Monster Level: -20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12", Piece of Twelve Drop: 0.5
11411	oxidized unsweetened Elf Guard eyedrops	0		Effect: "In the Saucestream", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2023-12"
11412	Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11413	Elf Guard honor present	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11414	sinister strapping Elf Guard officer's sidearm	0		Muscle: +5, Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11415	chaotic Tesla Elf Guard insignia (general)	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11416	drinkable watered-down Crimbow Rainbo	2	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11417	red Elf Guard strategic map	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11418	blurry Crimbuccaneer captain's purse	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11419	electrified hale Elf Guard broom	0		Maximum HP: +20, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11420	red double-paned educational thinker's Crimbuccaneer tavern swab	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience: +1, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11421	Elf Guard hangover cure	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11422	artisanal old-school pirate grog	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-12"
11423	normal snack-sized shaking blinking grog nuts	2	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11424	spinning scandalous toasty sawed-off blunderbuss of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Hot Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11425	strong hand-crafted officer's nog	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-12"
11426	green peppermint bomb	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11427	tasty diet sundae ration	1	awesome	Last Available: "2023-12"
11428	jumbo normal purple peppermint tack	5	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11429	maroon blinking Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Cooking", Last Available: "2023-12"
11430	yummy super-sized cyan whalesteak	5	awesome	Last Available: "2023-12"
11431	blurry green miser's reassuring crafty whalegun	0		Maximum MP: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11432	Cocktails of the Age of Sail	0		Skill: "Old-School Cocktailcrafting", Last Available: "2023-12"
11433	spinning Elf Guard payroll bag	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11434	gravedigger's medical-grade wholesome Elf Guard clipboard	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11435	pegfinger of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12", MPC Drop: 0.5
11436	acceptable yellow and claret	3	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11437	lime green Herculean Elf Guard and beret	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11438	resourceful therapeutic ruddy shipwright's hammer	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Maximum MP: +50, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2023-12"
11439	fuchsia executive MacGyver's medical-grade gunwale	0		Maximum MP: +100, Meat Drop: +40, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11440	aromatic fireproof razor-sharp Kelflar vest	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Hot Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11441	flattened whale cerebrospinal fluid	0		Effect: "Chalk Outline", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2023-12"
11442	pulsating frightening Oprah's Crimbuccaneer runebone	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11443	red cannonbomb	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11444	miser's wholesome Elf Guard mouthknife	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11445	Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating) of the scaredy-cat of courage	0		Monster Level: -15, Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11446	Elf Guard fuel tank of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2023-12"
11447	crafty massive wrench of Calamity Jane of horror	0		Maximum MP: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2023-12"
11448	shellacked Fonzie's brown pirate pants	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2023-12"
11449	twirling ghostly Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Extortion Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11450	The Encyclopedia of Fruit	0		Skill: "Fruit Recognition", Last Available: "2023-12"
11451	punching mirror	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11452	prompt manspreader's sharpshooter's baleful Elf dessert spoon of the pedagogue of the sewer	0		Experience: +3, Spell Damage: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Monster Level: +10, Stench Damage: +25, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2023-12"
11453	wobbly prompt shellacked Elf Guard SCUBA tank	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Adventures: +3, Adventure Underwater, Last Available: "2023-12"
11454	Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Relaxation Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11455	auspicious free boots of the cheetah	0		Item Drop: +10, Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "The Old One-Two (Kick)", Last Available: "2023-12"
11456	baby rigging snake	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11457	huge lime green Sinatra's Fonzie's Elvish underarmor of terror	0		Experience (Moxie): 6, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11458	lightning-fast extremely unsafe Crimbuccaneer bombjacket	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Initiative: +40, Combat Item Damage Percent: 100, Last Available: "2023-12"
11459	stale spinning tumbling sugarplum ration	4	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11460	normal gingerbread nylons	3	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11461	flavorless massive tumbling rum-soaked fruitcake	9	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11462	stale lime	4	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11463	spoiled gingerbread pirate	3	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11464	rotten thick jittery tumbling olive fruit-stuffed rumcake	5	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11465	acceptable yellow mulled wine	4	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11466	tolerable watered-down Swedish coffee	2	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11467	practically non-alcoholic drinkable upside-down canteen of eggnog	1	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11468	practically non-alcoholic acceptable hot wine	1	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11469	delicious narrow skewed Jamaican coffee	3	awesome	Last Available: "2023-12"
11470	tolerable flask of egggrog	4	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11471	Black and White Apron Enrollment Form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-12"
11472	Black and White Apron Meal Kit	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11473	upside-down pirate encryption key (complete)	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11474	hand-crafted fancy yule grog	3	EPIC	Effect: "Brother Flying Burrito's Blessing", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2023-12"
11475	small tasty wet tack	2	awesome	Last Available: "2023-12"
11476	decent whalecake	3	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11477	Sinatra's gunwale whalegun of the scaredy-cat of horror	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Monster Level: -15, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shoot, Gunwale Whalegun, Shoot!", Last Available: "2023-12"
11478	weak delicious upside-down and claret	2	awesome	Last Available: "2023-12"
11479	rigging knot	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11480	mirror trick coin	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11481	experienced brawny Elf Guard squirtgun	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience: +2, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Peppermint Squirt", Last Available: "2023-12"
11482	fuchsia chest of &quot;pirate gold&quot;	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11483	perfumed sequin-encrusted sweater	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11484	clever hale replica Elf Guard medal of the detective	0		Maximum HP: +20, Maximum MP: +20, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2023-12"
11485	Lil' Snowball Factory	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11486	Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11487	prank Crimbo card	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11488	sharpshooter's Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss of Gandalf	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2023-12"
11489	My First Paycheck envelope	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11490	ribald foul-smelling weightlifter's barnacle-encrusted sweater	0		Muscle: +15, Stench Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11491	foul-smelling chaotic brainy Crimbuccaneer nose ring	0		Mysticality: +5, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11492	mirror tumbling blue shaking pet anchor	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11493	Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11494	narrow Elf Guard safety bear	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11495	huge kraken	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11496	precision snowball	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11497	squat Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used)	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Cooking", Last Available: "2023-12"
11498	Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used)	0		Skill: "Old-School Cocktailcrafting", Last Available: "2023-12"
11499	purple Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used)	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Extortion Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11500	The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used)	0		Skill: "Fruit Recognition", Last Available: "2023-12"
11501	twirling Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used)	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Relaxation Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11502	corrupted polarized pickled blurry military candy cane	0		Effect: "You're Rubber", Effect Duration: 63
11503	oxidized super-polarized groggipop	0		Effect: "Shawarma Warm War", Effect Duration: 28
11504	squat frightening Van der Graaf moss mace	0		Spooky Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Moss Mugging", Last Available: "2024-12"
11505	shaking manspreader's weightlifter's moss megaphone	0		Muscle: +15, Monster Level: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Megaphone Whisper", Last Available: "2024-12"
11506	Da Vinci's moss medal of doom	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Brandish Moss Medal", Last Available: "2024-12"
11507	friendly moss mitre of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Familiar Weight: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Soul Genuflection", Last Available: "2024-12"
11508	moss mantle of courage of the boozehound	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Booze Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drop Mantle", Last Available: "2024-12"
11509	Sherlock's wool moss marlinspike	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +25, Extra Pickpocket, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11510	distilled spinning moss mulch	1		Last Available: "2024-12"
11511	ionized moss floss	0		Effect: "Mana Tea", Effect Duration: 67
11512	adobe arsecover	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11513	adobe adze	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11514	wobbly adobe abacus	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11515	spinning twirling adobe ayam	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11516	red adobe ascot	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11517	adobe abaya	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11518	dried adobe assortment	1		Effect: "Grumpy and Ornery", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2024-12"
11519	pressed adobe brittle	0		Effect: "Peppermint Bite", Effect Duration: 57
11520	twirling rock-hard Herculean sage crepe paper phrygian cap	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience (Muscle): +1, Damage Reduction: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Pull down your crepe paper phrygian cap", Last Available: "2025-12"
11521	dog trainer's Tesla crepe paper parachute cape of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Experience (familiar): +1, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2025-12"
11522	executive hardy crepe paper pie clip of the scaredy-cat	0		Maximum HP: +50, Monster Level: -15, Meat Drop: +40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Look through your crepe paper pie clip", Last Available: "2025-12"
11523	squat perfumed chaotic boxer's crepe paper puzzle cube	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play with your crepe paper puzzle", Last Available: "2025-12"
11524	twirling inspector's Rosewater's crepe paper plunge camisole of the empath	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +15, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Leave nothing to the imagination", Last Available: "2025-12"
11525	jittery prompt ribald strapping crepe paper polka charm	0		Muscle: +5, Sleaze Damage: +10, Adventures: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Embrace polka", Last Available: "2025-12"
11526	mixed crepe paper pared cuttings	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11527	magnetized activated crepe paper peanut candy	0		Effect: "Mushroom Magicalness", Effect Duration: 60
11528	lion tamer's wholesome petrified wood war pike	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2025-12"
11529	squat lime green petrified wood waist protector of the wise owl of the scaredy-cat	0		Mysticality: +20, Monster Level: -15, Single Equip, Avoid Attack: 1, Last Available: "2025-12"
11530	petrified wood wizard's pouch of doom of the glutton	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Lantern: 2, Lantern Element: "Hot", Lantern Element: "None", Last Available: "2025-12"
11531	hardened experienced petrified wood water purifier	0		Experience: +2, Damage Reduction: 3, Lantern: 2, Lantern Element: "Cold", Lantern Element: "Sleaze", Last Available: "2025-12"
11532	petrified wood whoopie panama of bravery of the businessman	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2025-12", Thorns: 1
11533	spinning manspreader's Van der Graaf petrified wood walking pants	0		Monster Level: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2025-12"
11534	diluted pulsating petrified wood waste parts	1		Effect: "Holiday Disappointment", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2025-12"
11535	denatured flattened super-altered petrified wood wafer praline	0		Effect: "Turkey-Agitated", Effect Duration: 20
11536	perfectly mixed spirit-forward cybeer	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-12"
11537	ICEbox	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11538	upside-down wired underwear	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Refresh HP", Last Available: "2025-12"
11539	huge encrypted shuriken	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Encrypted Shuriken", Last Available: "2025-12"
11540	baby chest mimic	0		Free Pull
11541	purple googly chest eyes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11542	mimic egg	0		
11543	greedy forbidden Crimbuccaneer war standard	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2023-12"
11544	asbestos-lined grievous Elf Guard war standard	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11545	in-the-box spring shoes	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-02"
11546	narrow teal MacGyver's steel-toed beefcake's spring shoes	0		Muscle: +25, Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum MP: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Away", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Kick", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Growth Spurt", Drops Items, Last Available: "2024-02"
11547	energized ultra-soft ferns	0		Effect: "Seeing Colors", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2024-02"
11548	frozen colloidal olive crunchy brush	0		Effect: "Marinated", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2024-02"
11549	smashed scientific equipment	0		
11550	biphasic molecular oculus	0		No Pull
11551	triphasic molecular oculus	0		
11552	high-tension exoskeleton	0		Avoid Attack: 1
11553	ultra-high-tension exoskeleton	0		Avoid Attack: 2
11554	irresponsible-tension exoskeleton	0		Avoid Attack: 3
11555	quick-release belt pouch	0		Single Equip
11556	quick-release fannypack	0		Single Equip
11557	quick-release utility belt	0		Single Equip
11558	shaking motion sensor of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
11559	focused magnetron pistol	0		Single Equip
11560	packaged Everfull Dart Holster	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-03"
11561	jittery miser's dangerous Everfull Dart Holster	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-03"
11562	research fragment	0		
11563	pulsating Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette	0		
11564	boxed Apriling band helmet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-04"
11565	up-at-dawn aromatic stanky Fonzie's Apriling band helmet of doom	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +1, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2024-04"
11566	flame-wreathed steel-toed Fonzie's Apriling band saxophone of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience (Moxie): +1, Damage Reduction: 9, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11567	prompt thinker's beefy Apriling band quad tom	0		Muscle: +10, Mysticality: +10, Item Drop: +5, Adventures: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11568	twirling perfumed Jeselnik's crafty healthy Apriling band tuba of incineration	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11569	rosewater-soaked wool lard-coated Annie Oakley's baleful Apriling band staff of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Spell Damage: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +1, Stench Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11570	spinning Apriling band piccolo	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11571	lime green boxed Mayam Calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-05"
11572	Mayam Calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-05"
11573	low-calorie stale yam	1	decent	Last Available: "2024-05"
11574	hand-crafted practically non-alcoholic ghostly yam martini	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-05"
11575	fortified drinkable sweet potato o' mine	5	good	Last Available: "2024-05"
11576	hand-crafted weak Southern yam	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-05"
11577	perfectly mixed sweet potato punch	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-05"
11578	super-sized adequate lime green Mayam spinach	5	good	Last Available: "2024-05"
11579	snack-sized toothsome huge yam and swiss	2	awesome	Last Available: "2024-05"
11580	blue chaotic educational beefy yam cannon	0		Muscle: +10, Experience: +1, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11581	yam cannon	0		Initiative: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11582	yam battery	0		Last Available: "2024-05"
11583	yam stinkbomb	0		Last Available: "2024-05"
11584	MacGyver's Samson's sage furry yam buckler	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum MP: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11585	thanksgiving bomb	0		Last Available: "2024-05"
11586	upside-down blinking Sherlock's careful yamtility belt of bravery	0		Monster Level: -10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11587	half-sized yummy blurry yam slider	2	awesome	Last Available: "2024-05"
11588	jumbo rotten yam mayo	5	crappy	Last Available: "2024-05"
11589	adequate small yam burrito	2	good	Last Available: "2024-05"
11590	visual packet sniffer	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11591	mini kiwi egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-06"
11592	aviator goggles	0		
11593	Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model	0		
11594	stale jittery mini kiwi	4	decent	Last Available: "2024-06"
11595	scorching Jack Frost's MacGyver's mini kiwi bikini	0		Maximum MP: +100, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2024-06"
11596	hand-crafted olive mini kiwitini	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-06"
11597	mini kiwi invisible dirigible	0		Familiar Weight: -20, Last Available: "2024-06"
11598	upside-down mini kiwi aioli	0		Last Available: "2024-06"
11599	greedy stanky mini kiwi silicon tiepin of bravery	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2024-06"
11600	olive mini kiwi tipi	0		Last Available: "2024-06"
11601	miniature adequate mini kiwi digitized cookies	2	good	Last Available: "2024-06"
11602	smooth irresponsibly strong mini kiwi intoxicating spirits	8	awesome	Last Available: "2024-06"
11603	non-oxidized cold-filtered mini kiwi antimilitaristic hippy petition	0		Effect: "Starry-Eyed", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2024-06"
11604	extra-warmed mini kiwi illicit antibiotic	0		Effect: "It's Electric!", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2024-06"
11605	scorching careful mini kiwi whipping stick	0		Monster Level: -10, Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2024-06"
11606	ghostly mini kiwi icepick of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2024-06"
11607	ionized polymerized mini kiwi-flavored aspirin-injecting lipstick	0		Effect: "The Magic of Sharing", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2024-06"
11608	upside-down packaged Roman Candelabra	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-07"
11609	Roman Candelabra	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Blue Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Green Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Purple Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Red Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Yellow Candle!", Last Available: "2024-07"
11610	protogenetic chunklet (synapse)	0		
11611	tumbling protogenetic chunklet (muscle)	0		
11612	upside-down protogenetic chunklet (flagellum)	0		
11613	skewed protogenetic chunklet (elbow)	0		
11614	protogenetic chunklet (lips)	0		
11615	mirror baleful deadly messenger bag RNA of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Weapon Damage: +5, Spell Damage: +25
11616	squat flagellate flagon	0		
11617	proto-proto-protozoa	0		
11618	adequate bacteria bisque	4	good	
11619	normal ciliophora chowder	3	good	
11620	normal cream of chloroplasts	3	good	
11621	synaptic soup	0		
11622	muscular soup	0		
11623	flagellate soup	0		
11624	elbow soup	0		
11625	lip soup	0		
11626	pulsating unevolved organism	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-07"
11627	extra ooze	0		
11628	extra DNA	0		Experience (familiar): +1
11629	untorn tearaway pants package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-08"
11630	zippy family-friendly Oprah's veiny strapping tearaway pants	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum HP: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Initiative: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tear Away your Pants!", Last Available: "2024-08"
11631	bouncing baby bodyguard	0		
11632	Doll Moll violin case	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
11633	spinning red Tina gun	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11634	tattoo gun	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
11635	perfectly mixed lime green Colera Peste Nebbiolo	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2026-08"
11636	shaking huge longbox of Batfellow comics	0		
11637	Thwaitgold shield bug statuette	0		
11638	bodyguard badge	0		
11639	Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir	0		Skill: "Too Cool"
11640	Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir (read)	0		Skill: "Too Cool"
11641	boxed Sept-Ember Censer	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-09"
11642	wobbly Sept-Ember Censer	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11643	green flame-retardant blade of dismemberment	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11644	lime green Embering Hulk	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11645	Mmm-brr! brand mouthwash	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11646	twirling lime green Septapus summoning charm	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11647	cyan structural ember	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11648	bouncing perfumed hale slick embers-only jacket	0		Moxie: +10, Maximum HP: +20, Stench Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11649	Van der Graaf bembershoot	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11650	stale wheel of camembert	4	decent	Last Available: "2024-09"
11651	spinning Usain Bolt's lard-coated hat of remembering of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +80, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11652	throwin' ember	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11653	head of emberg lettuce	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11654	embering hunk	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11655	soft cap of diminishing returns	0		
11656	photo booth sized crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-10"
11657	jittery boxed bat wings	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-10"
11658	occult beefy bat wings of Calamity Jane	0		Muscle: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Rest upside down", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Swoop like a Bat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summon Cauldron of Bats", Last Available: "2024-10"
11659	ember egg	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11660	ember	0		Cold Resistance: +1
11661	aromatic friendly monocle on a stick	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Stench Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11662	Usain Bolt's plastic pipe of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Initiative: +80, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11663	narrow ruddy deadly fake arrow-through-the-head	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11664	fortified Herculean bow tie	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Damage Absorption: +60, Clowniness: 25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11665	spinning energetic Fonzie's fake huge beard	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11666	shaking chilly astronaut helmet of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Cold Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11667	red fortified strapping feather boa	0		Muscle: +5, Damage Absorption: +60, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11668	avaricious Sheriff badge of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11669	ghostly Sheriff pistol of the storm of bravery	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Spooky Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11670	Sheriff moustache of the pedagogue of the brazier	0		Experience: +3, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11671	Temple Grandin's photo booth supply list of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Familiar Weight: +7, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Check for photo booth supplies", Last Available: "2024-10"
11672	peace turkey outline	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-11"
11673	tie-dye headband	0		
11674	flavorless whirled peas	3	decent	Last Available: "2024-11"
11675	normal peaza	3	good	Last Available: "2024-11"
11676	peace shooter	0		Last Available: "2024-11"
11677	denatured drenchrome 2.0	1		Effect: "Burning Ears", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2025-12"
11678	dehydrated blurry gray Synapse Blaster	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11679	quantized familiar	0		
11680	quantum watch	0		Adventures: +2
11681	quantized familiar experience	0		
11682	quadruple-concentrated pea brittle	0		Effect: "Chalked Weapon", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2024-11"
11683	tolerable peasco	4	good	Last Available: "2024-11"
11684	spoiled jumbo squat piece of cake	5	crappy	Last Available: "2024-11"
11685	ghostly handful of split pea soup	0		Last Available: "2024-11"
11686	shaking Sealed TakerSpace letter of Marque	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-12"
11687	skewed TakerSpace letter of Marque	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11688	censurious studded deft pirate hook	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-12"
11689	nasty savvy iron tricorn hat	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Iron Tricorn Headbutt", Last Available: "2024-12"
11690	Fonzie's jolly roger flag	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-12"
11691	spinning sleeping profane parrot	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11692	upside-down pirrrate's currrse	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11693	weak hand-crafted tankard of spiced rum	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-12"
11694	bad ghostly tankard of spiced Goldschlepper	4	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11695	packaged luxury garment	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11696	lion tamer's governor's daughter's lace collar	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2024-12"
11697	Jim Carey's governor's daughter's petticoats	0		Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2024-12"
11698	reassuring governor's daughter's pearl hairpin	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2024-12"
11699	harpoon	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11700	Sinatra's chili powder cutlass	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Last Available: "2024-12"
11701	spoiled Aztec tamale	3	crappy	Last Available: "2024-12"
11702	jolly roger tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11703	pet rock	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11704	huge miser's groggles	0		Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11705	pulsating pirate dinghy	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11706	blurry anchor bomb	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11707	shaking sizzling silky pirate drawers of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11708	profane eye patch	0		Sleaze Damage: +3
11709	energized green peppermint pegleg	0		Effect: "Salsa Satanica", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2024-12"
11710	tolerable blurry blinking hard cocoa	4	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11711	stale bouncing shaking salmagumdi	3	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11712	shaking green hale plastic Easter Island Bunny	0		Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2024-12"
11713	huge teal plastic St. Patrick of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2024-12"
11714	knitted plastic Colonel Brando of the early riser	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2024-12"
11715	plastic Jedediah and Boiling Cloud of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2024-12"
11716	pulsating nippy plastic &quot;Santa Claus&quot;	0		Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11717	Spirit of Easter	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11718	squat Spirit of St. Patrick's Day	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11719	Spirit of Veteran's Day	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11720	Spirit of Thanksgiving	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11721	wobbly fuchsia Spirit of Christmas	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11722	spoiled narrow coney haunch	3	crappy	Last Available: "2024-12"
11723	concentrated dark chocolate egg	0		Effect: "Hustlin'", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2024-12"
11724	hand-crafted moai toai	4	EPIC	
11725	greasy Lo Pan's dangerous moaiball	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11726	half-digested rat	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11727	denatured moist four-leaf potato sprout	0		Effect: "Pasta Oneness", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2024-12"
11728	frightening friendly Sinatra's potato jacket	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Familiar Weight: +3, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2024-12"
11729	traumatic holiday memory	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11730	Brandonian footlocker key	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11731	therapeutic military orb of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Military Orb", Last Available: "2024-12"
11732	liquefied chilled rum ball	0		Effect: "Human-Undead Hybrid", Effect Duration: 62
11733	gravy skin	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11734	tumbling lightning-fast healthy gravyskin hat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2024-12"
11735	gravedigger's stylish gravyskin buckler	0		Moxie: +25, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11736	beefy gravyskin skirt of the ox	0		Muscle: 30, Last Available: "2024-12"
11737	sizzling gravyskin pants of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11738	ionized crystallized pumpkin spice	0		Effect: "Perfect Hair", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2024-12"
11739	half-sized toothsome maroon room scale bean casserole	2	awesome	Last Available: "2024-12"
11740	fragile Christmas ornament	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11741	ragged wool yarn	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11742	Oprah's curative savvy perfect Christmas scarf	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +50, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11743	smartaleck's snowman-enchanting tophat of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Moxie Percent: +30, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Place your hat on their head", Last Available: "2024-12"
11744	denatured lime green wobbly LIDAR candle	0		Effect: "Good Motivator", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2024-12"
11745	hardy personal trainer's brawny Congressional Medal of Insanity	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum HP: +50, Lantern: 3, Last Available: "2024-12"
11746	blurry maroon pumpkin spice whorl	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11747	boozy acceptable Easter grasshopper	5	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11748	bad Irish eggnog	4	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11749	watered-down bad canteen of jungle juice	2	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11750	tolerable turchucken	4	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11751	mediocre boozy blinking mechanically-mulled cider	5	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11752	artisanal holiday trip around the world	3	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2024-12"
11753	snack-sized toothsome chocolate ostrich egg	2	awesome	Last Available: "2024-12"
11754	half-sized stale beef and cabbage	2	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11755	rotten candy rations	3	crappy	Last Available: "2024-12"
11756	jumbo spoiled bouncing double-candied yams	5	crappy	Last Available: "2024-12"
11757	stale special twirling Christmas ham	3	decent	Effect: "Poker Faced", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11758	spoiled small holiday smorgasbord	2	crappy	Last Available: "2024-12"
11759	Bowl of Infinite Jelly	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11760	stylish bejazzled eyepatch	0		Moxie: +25, Last Available: "2024-12"
11761	Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Master Egg Hunter"
11762	Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Master Egg Hunter"
11763	green How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Attract Snakes"
11764	How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Attract Snakes"
11765	Covert Ops for Kids	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Hide From Seekers"
11766	ghostly Covert Ops for Kids (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Hide From Seekers"
11767	Holiday Multitasking	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Holiday Multitasking"
11768	Holiday Multitasking (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Holiday Multitasking"
11769	Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Reindeer Games"
11770	Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Reindeer Games"
11771	blurry moai statuette	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11772	flame-wreathed crafty stylish egg gun of the early riser	0		Moxie: +25, Maximum MP: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Egg the face", Last Available: "2024-12"
11773	careful fortified Da Vinci's thinker's army helmet	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Damage Absorption: +60, Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11774	candy egg deviler	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11775	huge napkin	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11776	tiny rotten Thanksgiving ration	1	crappy	Last Available: "2024-12"
11777	fancy acceptable Easter eggnog	3	good	Effect: "Chock Full o' Nanites", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2024-12"
11778	dried squat narrow clovermint	1		Last Available: "2024-12"
11779	Tesla baleful nylon Christmas stockings of wisdom of extreme caution	0		Mysticality: +15, Spell Damage: +25, Monster Level: -25, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11780	tattoo of two turkeys	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11781	cold-filtered quadruple-oxidized deviled candy egg	0		Effect: "Knightlife", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2024-12"
11782	skewed McHugeLarge deluxe ski set	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-01"
11783	miser's Sherlock's McHugeLarge duffel bag	0		Item Drop: +25, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11784	horrifying Temple Grandin's McHugeLarge left pole of chilblains	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Cold Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Slash", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11785	nasty dangerous sage McHugeLarge right pole	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Weapon Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Stab", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11786	smartaleck's McHugeLarge left ski of temperance	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Avalanche", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11787	purple Jeselnik's rosy-cheeked McHugeLarge right ski	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Sleaze Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Ski Plow", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11788	ghostly 1	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11789	0	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11790	compressed red eXpand	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11791	brute force hammer	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Brute Force Hammer", Last Available: "2025-12"
11792	skewed blurry datastick	0		Last Available: "2025-12", RAM: +1
11793	dedigitizer schematic: brute force hammer	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11794	spinning dedigitizer schematic: malware injector	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11795	dedigitizer schematic: cybervisor	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11796	huge dedigitizer schematic: digibritches	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11797	yellow dedigitizer schematic: cryptocloak	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11798	dedigitizer schematic: zero-trust tanktop	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11799	huge dedigitizer schematic: retro floppy disk	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11800	dedigitizer schematic: pocket GPU	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11801	dedigitizer schematic: trojan horseshoe	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11802	squat yellow dedigitizer schematic: familiar-in-the-middle	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11803	purple cybervisor	0		Last Available: "2025-12", RAM: +3
11804	olive retro floppy disk	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11805	pocket GPU	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
11806	malware injector	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Inject Malware", Last Available: "2025-12"
11807	huge CyberRealm keycode	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
11808	server room key	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11809	skewed 3d printed server room key	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11810	dedigitizer schematic: 3d printed server room key	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11811	tumbling logic grenade	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11812	compressed twirling psilocyber mushroom	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11813	dedigitizer schematic: SLEEP(5) rom chip	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11814	dedigitizer schematic: OVERCLOCK(10) rom chip	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11815	gray shaking dedigitizer schematic: STATS+++ rom chip	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11816	skewed blurry gray dedigitizer schematic: insignificant bit	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11817	dedigitizer schematic: hashing vise	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11818	olive skewed dedigitizer schematic: geofencing rapier	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11819	narrow cyan dedigitizer schematic: geofencing shield	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11820	olive ghostly dedigitizer schematic: virtual cybertattoo	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11821	tumbling SLEEP(5) rom chip	0		Skill: "SLEEP(5)", Last Available: "2025-12"
11822	blurry OVERCLOCK(10) rom chip	0		Skill: "OVERCLOCK(10)", Last Available: "2025-12"
11823	tumbling STATS+++ rom chip	0		Skill: "STATS+++", Last Available: "2025-12"
11824	insignificant bit	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11825	purple pulsating parity bit	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11826	hashing vise	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11827	lime green geofencing rapier	0		Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Thrust your geofencing rapier", Last Available: "2025-12"
11828	geofencing shield	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11829	virtual cybertattoo	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11830	tumbling ninja rope	0		
11831	ninja crampons	0		
11832	wobbly ninja carabiner	0		
11833	super-cold-filtered synthetic coffee	0		Effect: "Weasels Underfoot", Effect Duration: 25
11834	polymerized nitrogenated iDrops	0		Effect: "Far Out", Effect Duration: 35
11835	shame coil	0		
11836	new-in-box toy Cupid bow	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-02"
11837	toy Cupid bow	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2025-02"
11838	heat arc	0		
11839	scrape	0		
11840	huge jittery phantom digit	0		
11841	maroon foul line	0		
11842	upside-down dark manioc	0		
11843	Observer source code	0		
11844	chill gherkin	0		
11845	childrens' stapler	0		
11846	plover's egg	0		
11847	flyswatter	0		
11848	Thwaitgold cordyceps ant statuette	0		
11849	heat particle	0		Hot Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10
11850	huge sore	0		Cold Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10
11851	mirror stomach churner	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
11852	phantom brace	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
11853	twirling foul cozy	0		Stench Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10
11854	blurry purple grim cellophane	0		Combat Rate: -5
11855	pulsating rift oculus	0		Combat Rate: +5
11856	sweaty egg	0		HP Regen Min: 4, HP Regen Max: 8
11857	carton of extra-sharp, staples	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spell Damage: +10
11858	glover liners	0		Pickpocket Chance: +10
11859	ghostly mirror mosquito speakers	0		Monster Level: +5
11860	assemble-it-yourself Leprecondo	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-03"
11861	bouncing Leprecondo	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11862	pickled scoop of pre-workout powder	1		Effect: "Ocelot Eyes", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2025-03"
11863	shaking table tennis ball	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11864	weak tolerable pint of Leprechaun Stout	2	good	Last Available: "2025-03"
11865	compressed phosphor traces	1		Effect: "Superveiny 9000", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2025-03"
11866	crafting plans	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11867	Book of Irony	0		Skill: "Generate Irony"
11868	spoon	0		
11869	unironic knife	0		
11870	bar dart	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11871	distilled tumbling leprechaun antidepressant pill	1		Effect: "OMG WTF", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2025-03"
11872	yummy Heck ramen	4	awesome	Last Available: "2025-03"
11873	delicious super-sized bouncing burrito	5	awesome	Last Available: "2025-03"
11874	jumbo spoiled small beer brat	5	crappy	Last Available: "2025-03"
11875	spoiled peach pie	3	crappy	Last Available: "2025-03"
11876	half-sized adequate incredible mini-pizza	2	good	Last Available: "2025-03"
11877	delicious triple-distilled Divine sidecar	7	awesome	Last Available: "2025-03"
11878	drinkable tangarita sidecar	3	good	Last Available: "2025-03"
11879	artisanal gimlet sidecar	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-03"
11880	delicious red vodka stratocaster sidecar	3	awesome	Last Available: "2025-03"
11881	weak hand-crafted prussian cathouse sidecar	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-03"
11882	acceptable high-proof Mon Tiki sidecar	8	good	Last Available: "2025-03"
11883	Packaged April Shower Thoughts Calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-04"
11884	pulsating family-friendly groovy April Shower Thoughts shield	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2025-04"
11885	glob of wet paper	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11886	spitball	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11887	activated wet paper weights	0		Effect: "Seriously Mutated", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2025-04"
11888	mediocre twirling Three Sheets to the Wind	3	decent	Last Available: "2025-04"
11889	enchanted miniature tasty pile of wet dates	2	awesome	Effect: "Patent Alacrity", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2025-04"
11890	papier Mach 1 airplane	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11891	gray blinking wet blanket	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11892	wholesome wet shower cap	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2025-04"
11893	green gravedigger's wet shower shoes	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2025-04"
11894	squat Socratic wet shower shorts	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Last Available: "2025-04"
11895	wet paper tiger	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11896	wet paper eye	0		Familiar Weight: +15
11897	wet shower curtain	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11898	super-nitrogenated mirror wet paper cup	0		Effect: "Super-Electrified", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2025-04"
11899	dry extra-improved wet paperback	0		Effect: "Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2025-04"
11900	wet shower radio of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2025-04"
11901	wet shower stamp	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11902	pulsating pulsating gravedigger's birthday bloon	0		Spooky Damage: +10
11903	ionized moist jawwetter	0		Effect: "Hardened Fabric", Effect Duration: 17
11904	Unpeeled Peridot of Peril	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-05"
11905	upside-down healthy dangerous Peridot of Peril of temperance	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-05"
11906	Jim Carey's terrycloth turban	0		Monster Level: +25
11907	wobbly jockey's hat of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100
11908	Da Vinci's sharpshooter's hat	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5
11909	fortified extra-tight skullcap	0		Damage Absorption: +60
11910	perfumed sturdy pith helmet	0		Stench Resistance: +5
11911	quilted bishop's mitre	0		Damage Absorption: +40
11912	green tin foil hat of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50
11913	construction hardhat of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
11914	sizzling imposing pilgrim's hat	0		Hot Damage: +10
11915	crown of thorns	0		Thorns: 1
11916	sage stylish bycocket	0		Mysticality Percent: +10
11917	gray Thwaitgold mad hatterpillar statuette	0		
11918	upside-down spinning packaged prismatic beret	0		Free Pull
11919	blush beret	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beret Blast", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beret Boast", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beret Busking", Last Available: "2025-06"
11920	blurry skewed flak shield	0		
11921	upside-down Axis HQ Code	0		
11922	yeti in a travel cooler	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-07"
11923	exchanger	0		Cold Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2025-07"
11924	yellow veiny boxer's Axis helmet	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Maximum HP: +10
11925	scandalous Van der Graaf Axis fatigues	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
11926	mirror spinning studded Fonzie's Axis suspenders	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Damage Absorption: +80, Single Equip
11927	stolen artifact	0		
11928	huge blinking really expensive stolen artifact	0		
11929	narrow priceless stolen artifact	0		
11930	chocolate rations	0		
11931	jittery huge nice nylon stockings	0		
11932	yellow Allied Radio Backpack Pack	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-07"
11933	cyan Usain Bolt's avaricious ribald Allied Radio Backpack	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +30, Initiative: +80, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Call in an Airstrike", Last Available: "2025-07"
11934	orphaned baby skeleton	0		
11935	ordnance magnet	0		Single Equip, Drops Items
11936	shaking confetti grenade	0		
11937	normal huge narrow ghostly Skeleton Wars rations	9	good	
11938	drinkable skeleton war fuel can	4	good	
11939	jittery pulsating skeleton war grenade	0		
11940	squat chocolate and nylons detector	0		
11941	M&ouml;bius ring box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-08"
11942	M&ouml;bius ring	0		Gear Drop: [100*lte(paradoxicity,7)*gte(paradoxicity,3)], Last Available: "2025-08"
11943	bone pacifier	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11944	smelly crafty Allied Forces insignia of the early riser	0		Maximum MP: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +7, Single Equip
11945	Allied Tattoo Kit	0		
11946	handheld Allied radio	0		
11947	jittery squat Axis codebook	0		
11948	super-electrified nitrogenated tumbling yellow Life Goals Pamphlet	0		Effect: "Spiky Frozen Hair", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2025-08"
11949	hardened bully badge	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2025-08"
11950	green nippy time cop top hat	0		Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2025-08"
11951	blinking ghostly yellow Stock Certificate	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
11952	twisted mixed berry jelly	1		Effect: "Fishy Fortification", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2025-08"
11953	flavorless bite-sized toast with mixed berry jelly	1	decent	Last Available: "2025-08"
11954	fancy spoiled jumbo cup of sugar	5	crappy	Effect: "Spiro Gyro", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2025-08"
11955	moldy Susie's cupcake	4	crappy	Last Available: "2025-08"
11956	ghostly clock	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
11957	careful the gun of the storm of the cheetah	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Monster Level: -10, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2025-08"
11958	fancy acceptable wine	3	good	Effect: "Elemental Mastery", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2025-08"
11960	fuchsia really, really nice swimming trunks	0		Adventure Underwater
11961	sand penny	0		
11962	green undersea surveying goggles of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover
11963	bad ghostly Ocean-Touched Rum	4	decent	
11964	vaporized bouncing water-logged pill	1		
11965	delicious teal kelp puck	4	awesome	
11966	upside-down scroll of sea strength	0		
11967	scroll of sea smarts	0		
11968	huge scroll of sea smarm	0		
11969	waterlogged scroll of healing	0		
11970	squat sea gel	0		
11971	colloidal irradiated bouncing octopus ink bladder	0		Effect: "Mayeaugh", Effect Duration: 56
11972	durable dolphin whistle	0		
11973	lime green huge Thwaitgold lobster statuette	0		
11974	packaged Monodent of the Sea	0		Free Pull
11975	Monodent of the Sea	0		Hot Damage: +25, All Attributes Percent: +5, Experience: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sea *dent: Throw a Lightning Bolt", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sea *dent: Summon a Wave", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sea *dent: Talk to Some Fish", Last Available: "2025-09"
11976	unblemished pearl	0		
11977	dentadent of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50
11986	lab-grown blood cubic zirconia	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-10"
11987	wobbly huge fuchsia foul-smelling Jim Carey's Da Vinci's supercool blood cubic zirconia of the pedagogue of Flo-Jo	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience: +3, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Monster Level: +25, Stench Damage: +10, Initiative: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Blood Geyser", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Refracted Gaze", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Sweat Bullets", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Blood Bath", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Dial it up to 11", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Sweat Equity", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Create Blood Thinner", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Prepare Spinal Tapas", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Craft a Pheromone Cocktail", Last Available: "2025-10"
12044	dried blood thinner	1		Last Available: "2025-10"
12045	drinkable enchanted pheromone cocktail	3	good	Effect: "Superhuman Sarcasm", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2025-10"
12046	stale pulsating spinal tapas	3	decent	Last Available: "2025-10"
12047	shrunken head in a duffel bag	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-11"
12048	blinking Usain Bolt's dance instructor's shrunken head of the dark arts	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Initiative: +80, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Prepare to reanimate your Foe", Last Available: "2025-11"
12049	stocking full of bones	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
12050	small peppermint-flavored sugar walking crook	0		
12051	pulsating knucklebone	0		
12052	drinkable extra-dry tumbling Smoking Pope	5	good	
12053	stale snack-sized prize turkey	2	decent	
12054	boiled yellow wobbly bouncing medicinal gruel	1		
12055	normal full-sized pumpkin pie	3	good	Last Available: "2025-11"
12056	hand-crafted vodka cranberry sauce	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-11"
12057	flattened energized quadruple-altered huge yammed candy	0		Effect: "The Halls of Mysticality", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2025-11"
12058	decent blinking treasure chestnut	4	good	Last Available: "2025-12"
12059	drinkable mulled butter rum	3	good	Last Available: "2025-12"
12060	corrupted denatured cinnamon doubloon	0		Effect: "[1342]Slicked-Back Do", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2025-12"
12061	dangerous plastic left skeleton arm	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12062	gray ruddy plastic left skeleton leg	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2025-12"
12063	plastic right skeleton arm of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2025-12"
12064	family-friendly plastic right skeleton leg	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2025-12"
12065	careful plastic skeleton pelvis	0		Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12066	discreetly-wrapped Eternity Codpiece	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-12"
12067	The Eternity Codpiece	0		All Attributes: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12"
12068	chaotic curative angelbone kilt	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2026-12"
12069	angelbone totem of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Spleen Capacity: +1
12070	angelbone chopsticks of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Stomach Capacity: +1
12071	curative angelbone mantle of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2026-12"
12072	Sherlock's angelbone dice	0		Item Drop: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Liver Capacity: +1
12073	shellacked grievous angelbone halo	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2026-12"
12074	twisted gray angelbone fragments	1		Effect: "Block-Rockin' Beet", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2026-12"
12075	dry ghostly biblically accurate gumdrops	0		Effect: "The Moxious Madrigal", Effect Duration: 31
12076	lightning-fast devilbone helmet of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2026-12"
12077	green razor-sharp devilbone greaves	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2026-12", Spleen Capacity: +1
12078	red ghostly asbestos-lined double-paned devilbone shinguards	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12"
12079	upside-down boxer's devilbone corset	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Last Available: "2026-12", Stomach Capacity: +1
12080	tumbling up-at-dawn Fonzie's devilbone flute	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2026-12"
12081	devilbone rosary of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Liver Capacity: +1
12082	compressed devilbone chunks	1		Last Available: "2026-12"
12083	wet electrified skewed Gehenna tattoo	0		Effect: "Hoity Toity", Effect Duration: 12
12116	burnt incisor	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12117	burnt phalange	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12118	burnt radius	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12119	burnt rib	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12120	mirror burnt skull	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12121	Crymbocurrency	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12122	up-at-dawn extra-thick Crimbo sweater	0		Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2025-12"
12123	The Encyclopedia of Holiday Funerary Rites	0		Skill: "Holiday Burial Knowledge", Last Available: "2025-12"
12124	tolerable Steve Abrams' Holiday Sampler Beer	3	good	Last Available: "2025-12"
12125	gray twirling crate of prize-winning rum	0		No Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
12126	triple-distilled artisanal fancy bottle of prize-winning rum	8	EPIC	Effect: "Hagg-ard", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2025-12"
12127	frosty sharpshooter's Socratic Santa-Slayer medal	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12128	twirling Skull of Claus	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12129	pickled ionized boiling bone marrow	0		Effect: "Mer-kinny Flavor", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2025-12"
12130	magnetized boiling cerebrospinal fluid	0		Effect: "Angry Bone", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2025-12"
12131	polymerized boiled nitrogenated narrow boiling synovial fluid	0		Effect: "Taurus Rising", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2025-12"
12132	mirror clever arcane researcher's Newton's smoldering vertebra	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum MP: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12133	seal-clubbing club loot box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-01"
12134	<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary seal-clubbing club</span>	0		Muscle Percent: +50, Weapon Damage: +10, Initiative: +50, Attacks Can't Miss, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Club 'Em Across the Battlefield", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Club 'Em Into Next Week", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Club 'Em Back in Time", Display Name: "<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary seal-clubbing club</span>", Last Available: "2026-01"
12135	smoldering bone dust	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12136	volatile bone bomb	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12137	knitted sizzling hot boning knife of the businessman	0		Hot Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12138	scandalous shellacked fistbone of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Damage Reduction: 7, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2025-12"
12139	Usain Bolt's Sherlock's lard-coated burnt bone belt	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +25, Initiative: +80, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12140	scorched skull trophy of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2025-12"
12141	yummy jumbo squat maroon wobbly shaking wing bone	5	awesome	Last Available: "2025-12"
12142	acceptable weak skeleton venom	4	good	Last Available: "2025-12"
12143	dried baked bone meal	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
12144	lime green narrow smartaleck's plastic skeleton rib cage	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Last Available: "2025-12"
12145	huge supercharged plastic skeleton skull	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2025-12"
12146	plastic skeleton Crimbo hat of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2025-12"
12147	huge huge assembled plastic Santa skeleton	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12148	squat tumbling sleigh	0		Familiar Weight: +10
12149	undertakers' forceps	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12150	bone-polishing rag	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12151	blinking Usain Bolt's censurious scorched skeleton mask	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2025-12"
12152	blurry red prompt scorched skeleton shirt of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2025-12"
12153	lime green zippy scorched skeleton pants of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2025-12"
12154	huge messenger parrot egg	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12155	buryable chest	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12156	Shanty: Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor	0		Skill: "Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12157	Shanty: Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor (used)	0		Skill: "Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12158	Shanty: I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor	0		Skill: "I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12159	Shanty: I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor (used)	0		Skill: "I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12160	green Shanty: Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance	0		Skill: "Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance", Last Available: "2025-12"
12161	Shanty: Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance (used)	0		Skill: "Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance", Last Available: "2025-12"
12162	Shanty: Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor?	0		Skill: "Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor?", Last Available: "2025-12"
12163	jittery Shanty: Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor? (used)	0		Skill: "Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor?", Last Available: "2025-12"
12164	wobbly Shanty: Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor	0		Skill: "Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12165	huge Shanty: Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor (used)	0		Skill: "Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12166	Crymbocurrency tattoo	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12167	flame-retardant personal trainer's fireproof bonesaw	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2025-12"
12168	gravedigger's vermiculite shield of mayonnaise	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2025-12"
12169	Jim Carey's ship's lantern	0		Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2025-12"
12170	crafty heat-resistant harpoon pistol of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12171	diet adequate green traditional gingerloaf	1	good	Last Available: "2025-12"
12172	mediocre triple-distilled Scotch and eggnog	7	decent	Last Available: "2025-12"
12173	moist alkaline counterskeleton elixir	0		Effect: "Your Interest is Peaked", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2025-12"
12174	special perfectly mixed squat &quot;salvaged&quot; wine	3	EPIC	Effect: "Ginger Snapped", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2025-12"
12175	The Encyclopedia of Holiday Funerary Rites (used)	0		Skill: "Holiday Burial Knowledge", Last Available: "2025-12"
12176	crate of prize-winning cheese	0		No Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
12177	decent half-sized green wedge of prize-winning cheese	2	good	Last Available: "2025-12"
12178	galvanized activated gummi fingerbone	0		Effect: "Sweet, Nuts", Effect Duration: 38
12179	glimmering crystal of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2025-12"
12180	boxed Heartstone	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-02"
12181	Heartstone	0		All Attributes Percent: +25, Experience: +3, HP Regen Min: 15, HP Regen Max: 20, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Steal Monster's Heart", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %kill", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %banish", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %stun", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %luck", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %pals", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %buff", Last Available: "2026-02"
12182	Thwaitgold meat bee statuette	0		
12183	loose Meats	0		
12184	Archaeologist's Spade	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12185	tumbling boxed Archaeologist's Spade	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-03"
12186	dinosaur bone fragment	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12187	Pork Elf pottery shard	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12188	spinning 2015 landfill detritus	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12189	intact dinosaur egg	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12190	fossilized cow femur	0		Familiar Weight: +5
12191	unopened Pork Elf toiletries kit	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12192	Pork Elf toiletries kit	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12193	super-aerosolized narrow Pork Elf mouthwash	0		Effect: "Proprie Tea", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2026-03"
12194	ionized vacuum-sealed non-colloidal Pork Elf deodorant	0		Effect: "Bells in the Batfry", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2026-03"
12195	ionized olive Pork Elf toothpaste	0		Effect: "Go Get 'Em, Tiger!", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2026-03"
12196	jittery bolt of fabric	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12197	padded stylish and dress	0		Moxie: +25, Damage Absorption: +20, Last Available: "2026-03"
12198	twirling fireproof extremely unsafe and dress	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2026-03"
12199	super-wet frozen dinosaur bone broth	0		Effect: "Insulated Trousers", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2026-03"
12200	upside-down gnawing bone	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12201	groovy dinosaur bone club	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Last Available: "2026-03"
12202	family-friendly dinosaur skull helmet of the glutton	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2026-03"
12203	huge grievous dinosaur bone corset of the bloodbag of Calamity Jane	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2026-03"
12204	tolerable Pork Elf cough syrup	4	good	Last Available: "2026-03"
12205	Pork Elf neti pot	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12206	Pork Elf medicine cabinet	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12207	mirror Pork Elf sink	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12208	maroon Pork Elf toilet	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12209	rotten half-sized narrow rat pizza	2	crappy	Last Available: "2026-03"
12210	skewed Fleek&trade; mascara	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12211	wobbly coward's Samson's cool hoverboard	0		Moxie: +5, Experience (Muscle): +5, Monster Level: -20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-03"
12212	miser's frightening dog trainer's left shark fin	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Spooky Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2026-03"
12213	sizzling fitness tracking bracelet	0		Hot Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-03"
12214	powdered candy bone	1		
12215	ghostly wrapped Baseball Diamond	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-04"
12216	Baseball Diamond	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2026-04"
12217	rotten discarded hot dog	3	crappy	Last Available: "2026-04"
12218	distilled tolerable most of a beer	5	good	Last Available: "2026-04"
12222	pasta wand loot box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-05"
12223	<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary pasta wand</span>	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +5, Hot Damage: +5, Cold Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5, Spell Damage: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +15, Pasta Thrall Experience: +1, Single Equip, Display Name: "<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary pasta wand</span>", Last Available: "2026-05"
12225	legendary noodles	0		Last Available: "2026-05"
12226	half-sized spoiled can of tuna	2	crappy	
12227	yummy jumbo special cyan alien salad	5	awesome	Effect: "Cold Throat", Effect Duration: 5
12228	gigantic rotten twirling ratbatatouille	9	crappy	
12229	stale onigiri	4	decent	
12230	normal huge crudit&eacute;s	3	good	
12231	huge delicious sauced mutton	9	awesome	
12232	bland mirror hot honey ant	4	decent	
12233	small decent tomb aspic	2	good	
12234	toothsome later tots	3	awesome	
12235	bland teal Frutti di Scatoletta	4	decent	Last Available: "2026-05"
12236	flavorless fancy bouncing pulsating Pesto alla Marziano	4	decent	Effect: "Bricked-In", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2026-05"
12237	rotten enchanted blurry Arrattabbattabiata	3	crappy	Effect: "It Tickles!  It Tickles!", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2026-05"
12238	decent jumbo bouncing Orzo di Riso	5	good	Last Available: "2026-05"
12239	moldy jumbo shaking Pasta Grimavera	5	crappy	Last Available: "2026-05"
12240	flavorless snack-sized maroon Linguini Ubriacapa	2	decent	Last Available: "2026-05"
12241	adequate jumbo Formica e Pepe	5	good	Last Available: "2026-05"
12242	normal snack-sized Tubetto Gelatto	2	good	Last Available: "2026-05"
12243	bland Gnocci Domani	3	decent	Last Available: "2026-05"
12244	blurry Thwaitgold wallet moth statuette	0		
12245	scabbarded Sword of S Words	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-06"
12246	red second-hand synthetic sloth skin scabbard	0		Familiar Weight: +5
12248	pulsating mega helmet	0		
12252	blurry Jim Carey's shellacked Space Soldier Helmet	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Monster Level: +25
12253	thick rotten twirling premium turkey leg	5	crappy	
12254	artisanal styrofoam cup of mead	3	EPIC	
12255	sword of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25
12256	wizardly staff	0		Mysticality: +25
12257	cyan hale lute	0		Maximum HP: +20
12258	shrink-wrapped Cup of 13s	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-07"
12259	Cup of 13s	0		Booze Drop: +60, MP Regen Min: 4, MP Regen Max: 8, HP Regen Min: 8, HP Regen Max: 13, Last Available: "2026-07"
12260	careful electrified Sinatra's The Wizard's Android	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Monster Level: -10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
12261	flash paperwad	0		
12262	juggling ball	0		
12263	blue censurious medical-grade tactical jester's cap	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Combat Item Damage Percent: 50
12264	green single-use sword	0		
12265	dangerous flimsy plastic helmet	0		Weapon Damage: +10
12266	blinking flimsy plastic greaves of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3
12267	miser's flimsy plastic breastplate	0		Meat Drop: +10
12268	weightlifter's flimsy plastic shield	0		Muscle: +15
12269	pulsating packaged Portable Laughing Stock	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-07"
12270	squat zippy censurious Portable Laughing Stock of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Initiative: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Taunt Your Foe", Last Available: "2026-07"
12271	wobbly ruddy stiffened groovy Staff of Anachronistic Churning	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum HP Percent: +40
12272	miniature bland classic banana	2	decent	Last Available: "2026-07"
12273	stale immense ghostly watermelon	7	decent	Last Available: "2026-07"
12274	stale huge quince	9	decent	Last Available: "2026-07"
12275	Interesting Coin	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12276	gray Interesting Coin Inheritance Letter	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-08"
12277	decent massive classic banana pie	8	good	Last Available: "2026-07"
12278	diffused blinking essential banana decoction	0		Effect: "It's Electric!", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2026-07"
12279	moist unsweetened jittery banana quintessence	0		Effect: "Powdered", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2026-07"
12280	high-proof drinkable Aesop Daiquiri	8	good	Last Available: "2026-07"
12281	special mediocre Monkey Congress	3	decent	Effect: "Squid Squint", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2026-07"
12282	adequate snack-sized fancy fuchsia watermelon pie	2	good	Effect: "Scarysauce", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2026-07"
12283	super-alkaline concentrated blinking jittery concentrated watermelon juice	0		Effect: "Yeah, It's Just Gasoline", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2026-07"
12284	extra-electrified Aqua Citrulanatae	0		Effect: "Think Win-Lose", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2026-07"
12285	practically non-alcoholic aged Melonegroni	1	awesome	Last Available: "2026-07"
12286	acceptable gray Melonade Spritz	3	good	Last Available: "2026-07"
12287	half-sized decent ghostly quince pie	2	good	Last Available: "2026-07"
12288	nitrogenated irradiated quadruple-galvanized ghostly upside-down quince quaff	0		Effect: "Puzzle Fury", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2026-07"
12289	extra-deionized jittery Quickquince	0		Effect: "Sticky Fingers", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2026-07"
12290	fancy smooth triple-distilled teal Quiskey Sour	8	awesome	Effect: "Enraged", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2026-07"
12291	practically non-alcoholic hand-crafted yellow Quincea&ntilde;era Cooler	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2026-07"
12292	hand-crafted Roth IPA	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2026-08"
12293	underdraft protection of the ox of Tarzan	0		Muscle: +20, Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2026-08"
12294	solvent	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12295	flavorless soybean futures	4	decent	Last Available: "2026-08"
12296	wet modified housing bubble	0		Effect: "Florid Cheeks", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2026-08"
12297	anodized improved yellow Pixie-Swordz	0		Effect: "Dance of the Sugar Fairy", Effect Duration: 40
12298	purple Sherlock's family-friendly financial instrument	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2026-08"
12299	tumbling experienced hedge fund clippers of the storm	0		Experience: +2, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2026-08"
12300	fortified selling shorts	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Last Available: "2026-08"
12301	bear tattoo	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12302	bull tattoo	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12303	scorching 401k ring of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2026-08"
12304	red balance sheet	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12305	non-dry invisible hand	0		Effect: "Cold Jellied", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2026-08"
12306	deionized fuchsia circle of overdraft protection scroll	0		Effect: "Sparkly!", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2026-08"
12307	flattened warmed warmed twirling mint	0		Effect: "Moon-Eyed", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2026-08"
12308	savings bondo	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12309	homeowner's loam	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12310	dried skewed toxic asset	1		Last Available: "2026-08"
12311	modified mirror intangible asset	1		Effect: "Extra-Sharp Weapon", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2026-08"
12312	dehydrated liquid asset	1		Last Available: "2026-08"
12313	blurry mirror olive gross prophet chrysalis	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12314	squat twirling cast entrails	0		Familiar Weight: +5
12315	delicious practically non-alcoholic enchanted Malattia Becco Malbec	1	awesome	Effect: "Thought", Effect Duration: 50
12316	kneecapping contract	0		Skill: "Order a Kneecapping"
12317	Old Country cookbook	0		Skill: "Old Country Cooking"
12318	maroon Thwaitgold and beetle statuette	0		
12319	Blue Team scarf	0		
12320	Red Team scarf	0		
12321	blurry meat shield toddler	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-09"
12322	blurry can of shield tenderizer	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2026-09"