-1	tolerable Petite Porter	3	good	
-2	aged Scrawny Stout	3	awesome	
-3	drinkable Infinitesimal IPA	4	good	
-4	acceptable enchanted extra-dry eggnogtini	5	good	
-5	practically non-alcoholic acceptable candycaine	1	good	
-6	perfectly mixed distilled braincracker sweet	5	EPIC	
-16	bad high-proof fermented honey	6	decent	
-17	acceptable skewed moons-shine	4	good	
-18	bad skewed gin	4	decent	
-19	fancy tolerable upside-down skewed ecto-nog	3	good	
-20	tolerable fortified hot toady	5	good	
-21	tolerable watered-down hot choculate	2	good	
-49	practically non-alcoholic artisanal Cyder	1	EPIC	
-50	weak lousy Oil Nog	2	decent	
-51	hand-crafted Hi-Octane Peppermint Jet Fuel	3	EPIC	
-58	hand-crafted twirling Grimacider	3	EPIC	
-59	weak artisanal Isotope Nog	2	EPIC	
-60	hand-crafted weak wobbly spinning Mutagin 'n' Tonic	2	EPIC	
-70	delicious fancy Gin and Herring	4	awesome	
-71	tolerable Black and Tan and Red All Over	4	good	
-72	acceptable Antarctic Ice Tea	3	good	
-76	weak hand-crafted lime green CRIMBCO Ribbon Candy Schnapps	2	EPIC	
-77	acceptable CRIMBCO Egg Substitute Nog Substitute	3	good	
-78	lousy high-proof CRIMBCO Extreme Braincracker Sour	6	decent	
-82	boozy drinkable Horseradish-infused Vodka	5	good	
-83	practically non-alcoholic lousy Jerkitini	1	decent	
-84	bad Desert Island Iced Tea	3	decent	
-88	acceptable Crimbo Saketini	4	good	
-89	hand-crafted spirit-forward Crimboku Drop	5	EPIC	
-90	tolerable watered-down Flaming Crimbo Log	2	good	
-107	smooth practically non-alcoholic lime green Fortified Eggnog Slurry	1	awesome	
-108	lousy special extra-dry Hot Buttered Rum	5	decent	
-109	weak perfectly mixed blinking Spicy Hot Chocolate	2	EPIC