-1	drinkable blinking Petite Porter	4	good	
-2	perfectly mixed Scrawny Stout	3	EPIC	
-3	lousy wobbly Infinitesimal IPA	4	decent	
-4	hand-crafted eggnogtini	3	EPIC	
-5	mediocre enchanted candycaine	4	decent	
-6	practically non-alcoholic hand-crafted braincracker sweet	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
-16	smooth weak fermented honey	2	awesome	
-17	bad irresponsibly strong moons-shine	9	decent	
-18	artisanal practically non-alcoholic gin	1	EPIC	
-19	mediocre ecto-nog	3	decent	
-20	acceptable weak maroon hot toady	2	good	
-21	smooth hot choculate	3	awesome	
-49	practically non-alcoholic mediocre Cyder	1	decent	
-50	tolerable practically non-alcoholic tumbling Oil Nog	1	good	
-51	smooth enchanted spirit-forward wobbly Hi-Octane Peppermint Jet Fuel	5	awesome	
-58	lousy Grimacider	3	decent	
-59	weak perfectly mixed teal Isotope Nog	2	EPIC	
-60	drinkable Mutagin 'n' Tonic	4	good	
-70	perfectly mixed watered-down mirror Gin and Herring	2	EPIC	
-71	aged Black and Tan and Red All Over	4	awesome	
-72	acceptable Antarctic Ice Tea	4	good	
-76	practically non-alcoholic mediocre cyan CRIMBCO Ribbon Candy Schnapps	1	decent	
-77	bad fortified blue CRIMBCO Egg Substitute Nog Substitute	5	decent	
-78	smooth CRIMBCO Extreme Braincracker Sour	3	awesome	
-82	weak lousy Horseradish-infused Vodka	2	decent	
-83	smooth Jerkitini	3	awesome	
-84	acceptable special Desert Island Iced Tea	3	good	
-88	practically non-alcoholic delicious Crimbo Saketini	1	awesome	
-89	practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed Crimboku Drop	1	EPIC	
-90	triple-distilled artisanal Flaming Crimbo Log	6	EPIC	
-107	acceptable weak Fortified Eggnog Slurry	2	good	
-108	artisanal boozy blurry Hot Buttered Rum	5	EPIC	
-109	delicious Spicy Hot Chocolate	4	awesome