1	seal-clubbing club	0		
2	seal tooth	0		
3	executive helmet turtle	0		Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
4	turtle totem	0		
5	pasta spoon	0		
6	fuchsia brawny ravioli hat	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
7	purple jittery narrow saucepan	0		
8	spinning spices	0		
9	huge lightning-fast disco mask	0		Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
10	disco ball	0		
11	ghostly stolen accordion	0		Song Duration: 5
12	mariachi pants	0		Familiar Effect: "8xPotato, cap 2"
14	diluted squat moxie weed	1		
15	modified huge strongness elixir	1		Effect: "OMG WTF", Effect Duration: 5
16	mixed ghostly magicalness-in-a-can	1		
17	adequate noodles	3	good	
18	tortoise's blessing	0		
19	rock-hard asparagus knife	0		Damage Reduction: 5
20	skewed Kentucky-style derby	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 5"
21	maroon sweet ninja sword	0		
22	jittery studded boxer shorts	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, 4xVolley, cap 5"
23	chewing gum on a string	0		
24	cyan ten-leaf clover	0		
25	skewed meat paste	0		
26	spinning Dolphin King's map	0		
27	ghostly spider web	0		
28	skewed really spider web	0		
29	really really spider web	0		
30	rock	0		
31	seal-toothed rock	0		
32	pulsating toasty Bjorn's Hammer	0		Hot Damage: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber"
33	shaking snorkel	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
34	Dolphin King's crown of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xGhuol, cap 8"
35	blue shaking Knob Goblin scimitar of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15
36	skewed skewed toasty Knob Goblin tongs	0		Hot Damage: +5
37	bouncing squat chilly viking helmet	0		Cold Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 5"
38	forbidden Knob Goblin pants	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 5xPotato, cap 6"
39	jittery pretty flower	0		
40	bouncing casino pass	0		
41	perfectly mixed practically non-alcoholic ice-cold Sir Schlitz	1	EPIC	
42	teal hermit permit	0		
43	shaking worthless trinket	0		
44	worthless gewgaw	0		
45	mirror purple worthless knick-knack	0		
46	figurine	0		
47	decent immense hot buttered roll	8	good	
48	heart of rock and roll	0		
49	toothsome bowl of cottage cheese	3	awesome	
50	spinning beefy Rock and Roll Legend	0		Muscle: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10
51	Knob Goblin Uberpants of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 11"
52	purple banjo strings	0		
53	energetic stone banjo	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20
54	pulsating executive savvy Disco Banjo	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +40, Class: "Disco Bandit"
55	wobbly jabañero pepper	0		
56	hot sauce	0		
57	beefcake's 5-Alarm Saucepan	0		Muscle: +25, Class: "Sauceror"
58	stone turtle	0		
59	slingshot	0		
60	Mace of the Tortoise of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
61	bite-sized rotten fortune cookie	1	crappy	
62	oriole-feather headdress of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xVolley, cap 3"
63	action figure body	0		
64	jittery action figure head	0		
65	Mighty Bjorn action figure	0		
66	twig	0		
67	bouncing skewed spaghetti with rock-balls	0		
68	olive mirror Fonzie's Pasta Spoon of Peril of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Experience (Moxie): +1, Class: "Pastamancer"
69	Newbiesport™ tent	0		
70	bar skin	0		
71	bouncing narrow thinker's stakes	0		Mysticality: +10
72	scorching barskin hat	0		Hot Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 13"
73	barskin tent	0		
74	Temple map	0		
75	maroon sapling	0		
76	shaking blinking Spooky-Gro fertilizer	0		
77	flame-wreathed stick	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10
78	skewed miser's pretty bouquet	0		Meat Drop: +10
79	bugbear bungguard	0		Familiar Effect: "5xBarrr, cap 7"
80	ghostly fairy gravy boat	0		
81	acceptable ice-cold Willer	3	good	
82	shaking cyan ring	0		
83	gray shaft	0		
84	blinking Orcish meat locker	0		
85	unlocked meat locker	0		
86	key	0		
87	meat from yesterday	0		
88	meat stack	0		
89	wobbly sword hilt	0		
90	helmet recipe	0		
91	pants kit	0		
92	bouncing meatsmithing guide	0		
93	hale basic meat sword	0		Maximum HP: +20
94	basic meat pants of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xPotato, cap 10"
95	spinning basic meat helmet of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 2xFairy, cap 10"
96	rosy-cheeked dope gangsta bling-bling	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30
97	pulsating ghostly clever smartaleck's pimpin' meat hat	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +20, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xVolley, cap 13"
98	spinning dried face	0		
99	meat face	0		
100	lifeless meat doll	0		
101	meat golem	0		
102	shrunken head	0		
103	energetic wicked staff	0		Spell Damage: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +20
104	skewed scarecrow	0		
105	spoiled thick bowl of charms	5	crappy	
106	ketchup	1	decent	
107	catsup	1	EPIC	
108	stick	0		
109	ghostly crossbow string	0		
110	Rosewater's basic meat staff	0		Mysticality Percent: +30
111	twirling basic meat crossbow of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3
112	personal trainer's meatloaf helmet of Calamity Jane	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1.5xFairy, cap 13"
113	ghostly purple dripping meat sword of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25
114	studded dripping meat staff	0		Damage Absorption: +80
115	mansplainer's dripping meat crossbow	0		Monster Level: +15
116	flame-wreathed cool Bugfinder Blade	0		Moxie: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +10
117	huge shaking Gnollish plunger	0		
118	spring	0		
119	spinning sprocket	0		
120	ghostly cog	0		
121	sprocket assembly	0		
122	cog and sprocket assembly	0		
123	squat twirling narrow Gnollish flyswatter	0		
124	empty meat tank	0		
125	full meat tank	0		
126	spinning jittery meat engine	0		
127	bouncing crafty Gnollish autoplunger	0		Maximum MP: +10
128	razor-sharp meat pants	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, cap 11"
129	huge wobbly third-hand nunchaku of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20
130	brainy eyepatch	0		Mysticality: +5, Familiar Effect: "4xBarrr, cap 8"
131	frilly skirt	0		Familiar Effect: "4xFairy, cap 8"
132	shaking Meat maid body	0		
133	Certificate of Participation	0		
134	bitchin' meatcar	0		
135	tumbling sweet rims	0		
136	maroon tires	0		
137	dope wheels	0		
138	ice-cold six-pack	0		
139	squat valuable trinket	0		
140	dingy planks	0		
141	dingy dinghy	0		
142	pulsating anticheese	0		
143	wobbly cottage	0		
144	lime green stone of eXtreme power	0		
145	barbed-wire fence	0		
146	purple huge dinghy plans	0		
147	jittery eXtreme meat sword of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100
148	eXtreme meat staff of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
149	up-at-dawn eXtreme meat crossbow	0		Adventures: +5
150	flame-retardant double-paned Scalp of Gorgolok	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Hot Resistance: +1, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
151	Sinatra's Elder Turtle Shell of dire peril	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Weapon Damage: +20, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
152	bouncing Usain Bolt's banded Colander of Em-er'il	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Initiative: +80, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
153	blurry double-paned Ancient Saucehelm of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Cold Resistance: +5, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
154	fuchsia bouncing prompt occult Disco 'Fro Pick	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Adventures: +3, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
155	supercharged El Sombrero De Lopez of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
156	guild application	0		
157	Dramatic™ range	0		
158	tumbling Gnollish pie tin	0		
159	wad of dough	0		
160	spinning pie crust	0		
161	flavorless ghuol egg	3	decent	
162	adequate ghuol egg quiche	4	good	
163	upside-down sharpshooter's skeleton bone	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10
164	smart skull	0		
165	skewed skewer	0		
166	huge wobbly ghuol ears	0		
167	decent ghuol-ear kabob	3	good	
168	blurry bone rattle of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50
169	bugbear beanie	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7"
170	upside-down lihc eye	0		
171	adequate lihc eye pie	4	good	
172	gnoll lips	0		
173	taco shell	0		
174	Gnollish casserole dish	0		
175	spoiled bite-sized uncooked chorizo	1	crappy	
176	disembodied brain	0		
177	blurry brainy skull	0		
178	detective skull	0		
179	flavorless half-sized wobbly chorizo taco	2	decent	
180	aged practically non-alcoholic huge ice-cold fotie	1	awesome	
181	baseball	0		
182	batgut	0		
183	bat wing	0		
184	briefcase	0		
185	skewed fat stacks of cash	0		
186	bean	0		
187	teal squat loose teeth	0		
188	bat guano	0		
189	guano coffee cup	0		
191	nasty batskin belt	0		Stench Damage: +5
192	maroon blinking narrow batskin belt	0		
193	birthday candle	0		
194	Mr. Accessory of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Softcore Only
195	medical-grade eXtreme nose ring	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
196	disassembled clover	0		
197	shaking rat whisker	0		
198	skewed rat appendix	0		
199	huge up-at-dawn ring	0		Adventures: +5
200	toothsome rat appendix kabob	4	awesome	
201	delicious bat wing kabob	4	awesome	
202	moldy huge skewed carob chunks	10	crappy	
203	herbs	0		
204	normal twirling carob chunk cookies	4	good	
205	secret blend of herbs and spices	0		
206	upside-down mirror piercing post	0		
207	fancy hippy herbal tea	1	crappy	Effect: "Holiday Disappointment", Effect Duration: 45
208	patchouli incense stick	0		
209	wad of tofu	0		
210	mirror Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	0		Bonus Resting MP: +7
211	decorative fountain	0		
212	windchimes	0		
213	filthy corduroys of the wise owl of horror	0		Mysticality: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 2xPotato, cap 15"
214	fuchsia mirror wool filthy knitted dread sack	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 15"
215	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	0		
216	bland mirror carob brownies	4	decent	
217	normal half-sized herb brownies	2	good	
218	cyan narrow hemp string	0		
219	bouncing necklace chain	0		
220	gnoll teeth	0		
221	stanky gnoll-tooth necklace	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25
222	bouncing phat turquoise bead	0		
223	red phat turquoise bracelet of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100
224	lion tamer's eyepatch	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, cap 6"
225	tasty snack-sized tofu casserole	2	awesome	
226	altered twirling can of Red Minotaur	1	awesome	Effect: "Super-Mega-Charged", Effect Duration: 30
227	resourceful Kentucky-fried meat sword	0		Maximum MP: +50
228	squat groovy Kentucky-fried meat staff	0		Moxie Percent: +10
229	prompt Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	0		Adventures: +3
230	experienced dead guy's watch	0		Experience: +2, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
231	teal Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	0		
232	squat gray Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	0		
233	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	0		
234	skewed Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	0		
235	perfumed Bigger Bugfinder Blade of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Stench Resistance: +5
236	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	0		
237	smooth weak bottle of gin	2	awesome	
238	tolerable practically non-alcoholic bottle of vodka	1	good	
239	blinking spinning perfumed Orcish baseball cap of the sweet-tooth	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 15"
240	greedy ruddy Orcish cargo shorts	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 2xGhuol, cap 15"
241	green Orcish frat-paddle of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
242	bland miniature	2	decent	
243	special flavorless grapefruit	3	decent	Effect: "Hair on Your Chest", Effect Duration: 5
244	tiny yummy grapes	1	awesome	
245	flavorless olive	3	decent	
246	flavorless super-sized tomato	5	decent	
247	squat fermenting powder	0		
248	perfectly mixed salty dog	3	EPIC	
249	bad bloody mary	3	decent	
250	mediocre practically non-alcoholic screwdriver	1	decent	
251	artisanal weak martini	2	EPIC	
252	delicious shaking bloody beer	4	awesome	
253	hand-crafted shot of schnapps	3	EPIC	
254	mediocre spirit-forward blinking shot of grapefruit schnapps	5	decent	
255	tolerable weak blue fine wine	2	good	
256	bad green pulsating shot of tomato schnapps	4	decent	
257	practically non-alcoholic smooth extra-spicy bloody mary	1	awesome	
258	olive spinning dense meat stack	0		
259	snake skin	0		
260	decent massive White Citadel fries	9	good	
261	small adequate fancy White Citadel burger	2	good	Effect: "Trash-Wrapped", Effect Duration: 30
262	flavorless blinking piece of wedding cake	4	decent	
263	stale massive special chocolate chips	7	decent	Effect: "Hot Buttoned", Effect Duration: 5
264	rotten chocolate chip cookies	4	crappy	
265	ribald satin pants	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xPotato, cap 10"
266	acceptable high-proof lightning	9	good	
267	squat Van der Graaf mullet wig	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 10"
268	aromatic meat cowboy hat	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 3xLep, cap 10"
269	friendly sword	0		Familiar Weight: +3
270	picket fence	0		
271	powdered barbell	1		
272	powdered narrow pulsating concentrated magicalness pill	1		
273	mixed shaking moxie weed	1		
274	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	0		
275	olive mosquito larva	0		
276	leprechaun hatchling	0		
277	boiled olive extra-strength strongness elixir	1		
278	modified jug-o-magicalness	1		Effect: "Tiki Thoughtfulness", Effect Duration: 15
279	mixed wobbly suntan lotion of moxiousness	1		
280	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	0		
281	deadly gasmask	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 12"
282	upside-down Boris's key	0		
283	blue Jarlsberg's key	0		
284	spinning Sneaky Pete's key	0		
285	rosewater-soaked walrus-tusk earring	0		Stench Resistance: +3
286	lime green blurry healthy ring of half-assed regeneration	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Single Equip
287	stanky Boris's ring	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25
288	blinking potato sprout	0		
289	lion tamer's Jarlsberg's earring	0		Experience (familiar): +2
290	baleful Sneaky Pete's breath spray	0		Spell Damage: +25
291	yellow Rosewater's can of maces of mayonnaise	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
292	rubber axe of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100
293	rosewater-soaked chef's hat of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xLep, cap 7"
294	pail of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, cap 7"
295	grievous demonskin trousers	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 3xPotato, cap 17"
296	stylish dungeoneer's dungarees	0		Moxie: +25, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 4xPotato, cap 7"
297	colloidal tamarind-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Tennis Elbow-wow", Effect Duration: 18
298	denatured huge lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Saucefingers", Effect Duration: 61
299	diffused chilled red pickle-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Winning Smile", Effect Duration: 37
300	dry adjusted adjusted ghostly squat jabañero-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Izchak's Blessing", Effect Duration: 57
301	flat dough	0		
302	flavorless low-calorie spinning Knob sausage	1	decent	
303	spoiled miniature Knob mushroom	2	crappy	
304	dry noodles	0		
305	Rosewater's Knob Goblin harem pants	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 8xPotato, cap 2"
306	narrow Usain Bolt's Knob Goblin harem veil	0		Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "5xLep, cap 2"
307	altered pulsating Knob Goblin perfume	0		Effect: "White Knuckles", Effect Duration: 13
308	chaotic Knob Goblin elite helm	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, cap 15"
309	Knob Goblin elite pants of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, cap 15"
310	Knob Goblin elite polearm of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3
311	wobbly jittery twirling hill of beans	0		
312	lard-coated Knob Goblin visor	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 12"
313	frightening Crown of the Goblin King	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 17"
314	adequate bean burrito	3	good	
315	super-sized flavorless bean burrito	5	decent	
316	normal tiny spinning insanely bean burrito	1	good	
317	massive adequate bean burrito	10	good	
318	stale bean burrito	3	decent	
319	special adequate insanely bean burrito	4	good	Effect: "The Q Is Talking To You", Effect Duration: 35
320	big bland olive bat haggis	5	decent	
321	stale bite-sized upside-down menudo	1	decent	
322	rotten special goat cheese	3	crappy	Effect: "Buff as a Baobab", Effect Duration: 10
323	bite-sized flavorless blinking plain pizza	1	decent	
324	half-sized decent yellow wobbly sausage pizza	2	good	
325	toothsome narrow goat cheese pizza	4	awesome	
326	half-sized decent mushroom pizza	2	good	
327	goat	0		
328	smooth bottle of whiskey	4	awesome	
329	mansplainer's goat beard	0		Monster Level: +15, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 15"
330	fancy teal glass of goat's milk	1	decent	Effect: "Human-Humanoid Hybrid", Effect Duration: 5
331	artisanal weak Canadian	2	EPIC	
332	rotten enchanted lemon	3	crappy	Effect: "Aries Rising", Effect Duration: 15
333	yummy lime	4	awesome	
334	arcane researcher's sabre teeth	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
335	sabre-toothed lime cub	0		
336	nasty consolation ribbon	0		Stench Damage: +5
337	spinning ol' trophy	0		
338	tenderizing hammer	0		
339	jittery Cobb's Knob lab key	0		
340	moist Knob Goblin steroids	0		Effect: "Deadly Flashing Blade", Effect Duration: 26
341	quantum pressed blue shaking Knob Goblin love potion	0		Effect: "Dancing Prowess", Effect Duration: 13
342	Knob Goblin stink bomb	0		
343	aerosolized double-warmed double-aerosolized twirling Knob Goblin sharpening spray	0		Effect: "Thanksgot", Effect Duration: 27
344	jittery Knob Goblin seltzer	0		
345	wobbly Knob Goblin superseltzer	0		
346	scrumptious reagent	0		
347	Dyspepsi-Cola	0		
348	ninja mask of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xBarrr, cap 20"
349	icy katana hilt	0		
350	hot katana blade	0		
351	banded icy-hot katana of mayonnaise	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
352	huge sage ninja hot pants	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 3xPotato, cap 17"
353	twirling ninja stars	0		
354	supercharged wholesome nunchaku	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +30
355	ribald eXtreme scarf	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 25"
356	squat snowboarder pants of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 25"
357	jittery Mountain Stream soda	0		
358	stale gr8ps	3	decent	
359	stale miniature t8r tots	2	decent	
360	ghostly stiffened miner's helmet	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 20"
361	wobbly personal trainer's miner's pants	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1.5xPotato, cap 20"
362	green energetic 7-Foot Dwarven mattock	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20
363	linoleum ore	0		
364	asbestos ore	0		
365	spinning chrome ore	0		
366	squat linoleum sword hilt	0		
367	linoleum stick	0		
368	linoleum crossbow string	0		
369	asbestos sword hilt	0		
370	tumbling asbestos stick	0		
371	asbestos crossbow string	0		
372	chrome sword hilt	0		
373	chrome stick	0		
374	chrome crossbow string	0		
375	twirling linoleum meat stack	0		
376	asbestos meat stack	0		
377	chrome meat stack	0		
378	beefcake's linoleum sword of the pedagogue	0		Muscle: +25, Experience: +3
379	energetic linoleum staff of the sweet-tooth	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Candy Drop: +100
380	mansplainer's cool linoleum crossbow	0		Moxie: +5, Monster Level: +15
381	upside-down Sinatra's smartaleck's asbestos sword	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Experience (Moxie): +5
382	blinking fortified supercool asbestos staff	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Damage Absorption: +60
383	jittery inspector's asbestos crossbow of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +15
384	baleful chrome sword of the empath	0		Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Weight: +5
385	Newton's chrome staff of James Dean	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Experience (Moxie): +3
386	blurry asbestos-lined chrome crossbow of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Hot Resistance: +5
387	fuzzy dice	0		
388	yeti fur	0		
389	twirling Socratic meaty helmet turtle	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 17"
390	blinking bouncing asbestos helmet turtle of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xFairy, cap 20"
391	fuchsia horrifying linoleum helmet turtle	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xFairy, cap 25"
392	narrow grievous chrome helmet turtle	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xFairy, cap 30"
393	penguin skin	0		
394	twirling yak skin	0		
395	hippopotamus skin	0		
396	wicked penguin shorts	0		Spell Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xGhuol, cap 30"
397	ghostly wholesome yakskin pants	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato, cap 35"
398	clever hippopotamus pants	0		Maximum MP: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 32"
399	eXtreme mittens of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3
400	handful of drink tickets	0		
401	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	0		
402	blurry swashbuckling pants of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 1.5xFairy, cap 20"
403	smooth shoulder parrot	0		Moxie: +15
404	hale acoustic guitarrr	0		Maximum HP: +20
405	sunken chest	0		
406	olive pirate pelvis	0		
407	pirate skull	0		
408	pirate skeleton	0		
409	olive vial of patchouli oil	0		
410	bouncing educational sk8board	0		Experience: +1
411	Jolly Roger charrrm	0		
412	shaking barrrnacle	0		
413	wizardly Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	0		Mysticality: +25
414	blurry crowbarrr of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20
415	squat jittery squat leotarrrd of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 22"
416	upside-down padded safarrri hat	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, cap 22"
417	double-deionized deionized jittery henna tattoo	0		Effect: "Banono", Effect Duration: 65
418	diffused bouncing Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	0		Effect: "Bats in the Belfry", Effect Duration: 53
419	boiled irradiated serum of sarcasm	0		Effect: "Angry like the Wolf", Effect Duration: 24
420	improved squat tomato juice of powerful power	0		Effect: "Goldentongue", Effect Duration: 62
421	magnetized philter of phorce	0		Effect: "Twenty-three Squid, Ew", Effect Duration: 62
422	improved anodized blue skewed potion of potency	0		Effect: "Compensatory Cruelness", Effect Duration: 55
423	non-improved tarnished unsweetened bouncing cordial of concentration	0		Effect: "Rave Concentration", Effect Duration: 13
424	unsweetened pressed cold-filtered jittery lime green ointment of the occult	0		Effect: "Crimbo Flavor", Effect Duration: 16
425	anodized alkaline blinking oil of expertise	0		Effect: "Stick Emporium Membership", Effect Duration: 58
426	diffused wobbly potion of temporary gr8ness	0		Effect: "Concentration", Effect Duration: 27
427	skewed blurry electrified box	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Wiki Name: "box"
428	nothing-in-the-box	0		
429	beanbag chair	0		Bonus Resting MP: +30
430	acid-squirting flower	0		Single Equip, Thorns: 1
431	clown shoes of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Clowniness: 25
432	electrified bloody clown pants	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Clowniness: 25, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 2xFairy, cap 12"
433	pulsating skinny balloon	0		
434	cyan balloon helmet of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Clowniness: 25, Familiar Effect: "3xFairy, cap 12"
435	Tesla brawny balloon sword	0		Muscle Percent: +20, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Clowniness: 50
436	ghostly balloon monkey	0		
437	blinking chef skull	0		
438	wobbly spinning chef-in-the-box	0		
439	bartender skull	0		
440	bartender-in-the-box	0		
441	gray narrow chef-skull-in-the-box	0		
442	bartender-skull-in-the-box	0		
443	beer lens	0		
444	beer goggles	0		
445	twirling cool box-in-the-box	0		Moxie: +5
446	nothing-in-the-box-in-the-box	0		
447	smartaleck's box-in-the-box-in-the-box	0		Moxie Percent: +30
448	horrifying careful foolscap fool's cap	0		Monster Level: -10, Spooky Damage: +25, Clowniness: 25, Familiar Effect: "3xVolley, cap 10"
449	ghostly clown nose of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Clowniness: 25
450	pretentious paintbrush	0		
451	pretentious palette	0		
452	disease	0		
453	sober pill	0		
454	screwdriver	0		
455	normal super-sized jumbo olive	5	good	
456	lousy practically non-alcoholic narrow dry martini	1	decent	
457	family-friendly ye olde golde frontes	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip
458	blinking continuum transfunctioner	0		
459	narrow pixel	0		
460	tumbling pixel	0		
461	pulsating pixel	0		
462	upside-down pixel	0		
463	pixel	0		
464	bouncing purple pixel potion	0		
465	pixel potion	0		
466	blue pixel potion	0		
467	low-calorie decent pixel pie	1	good	
468	ghostly ruby W	0		
469	wussiness potion	0		
470	hand-crafted Imp Ale	3	EPIC	
471	flavorless hot wing	4	decent	
472	diamond-studded cane of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Class: "Disco Bandit"
473	pulsating shaking crutch of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20
474	cast	0		
475	miser's Jeselnik's mask	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xBarrr, cap 15"
476	hellion cube	0		
477	therapeutic infernal insoles of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
478	upside-down evil arch	0		
479	dodecagram	0		
480	box of birthday candles	0		
481	eldritch butterknife	0		
482	blinking Mr. Container of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2004-12"
483	gray stylish Newbiesport™ backpack	0		Moxie: +25, Last Available: "2004-12"
484	purple arcane researcher's hemp backpack	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Last Available: "2004-12"
485	snakehead charrrm	0		
486	twirling dance instructor's Talisman o' Namsilat	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Single Equip
487	cyan arrrgyle socks of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30
488	blurry guitar pick	0		
489	drab sonata	0		
490	horrifying Herculean mesh cap	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Spooky Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 41"
491	ghostly narrow enormous belt buckle	0		
492	stiffened forbidden chaps	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Damage Reduction: 1, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xBarrr, cap 40"
493	ketchup hound	0		
494	gravedigger's batblade	0		Spooky Damage: +10
495	mirror catgut	0		
496	narrow blinking cat appendix	0		
497	gnatwing	0		
498	delicious miniature enchanted pulsating papaya	2	awesome	Effect: "Smoking like a Bandit", Effect Duration: 30
499	auspicious perfumed denim axe	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +10
500	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	0		
501	spoiled Elfin shortbread	4	crappy	
502	pagoda plans	0		
503	adequate fancy snack-sized blue skewered cat appendix	2	good	Effect: "Good Motivator", Effect Duration: 15
504	upside-down evil arches	0		
505	lime green ghostly nasty dance instructor's gnatwing earring	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Stench Damage: +5
506	stale big lime green shaking Hell broth	5	decent	
507	vibrating thunderrr guitarrr	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10
508	blurry sonata	0		
509	twirling red Hey Deze nuts	0		
510	Boris's key lime	0		
511	huge pulsating Jarlsberg's key lime	0		
512	upside-down Sneaky Pete's key lime	0		
513	rotten upside-down Boris's key lime pie	4	crappy	
514	bland massive Jarlsberg's key lime pie	8	decent	
515	rotten massive Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	7	crappy	
516	Hey Deze map	0		
517	bejeweled accordion strap of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Class: "Accordion Thief"
518	huge mystery juice	0		
519	mirror cyan moxie magnet	0		Moxie Controls MP
520	skewed green leaflet	0		
521	ghostly green perfumed kickback cookbook	0		Stench Resistance: +5
522	one-winged stab bat	0		
523	green rewinged stab bat	0		
524	mediocre papaya sling	3	decent	
525	grue egg	0		
526	Frobozz Real-Estate Company Instant House (TM)	0		
527	teal mirror volleyball	0		
528	blood-faced volleyball	0		
529	squat fertilized ghuol egg	0		
530	adjusted improved red jittery wobbly spray paint	0		Effect: "Cold, Dead Hands", Effect Duration: 15
531	smelly special sauce glove	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Sauceror", Single Equip
532	groovy ladle of mystery	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Class: "Sauceror"
533	Gnollish toolbox	0		
534	wobbly huge abridged dictionary	0		
535	bridge	0		
536	dictionary	0		
537	pr0n legs	0		
538	f3d0r4 of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 27"
539	lowercase N	0		
540	concentrated blurry lime green Tasty Fun Good rice candy	0		Effect: "Broberry Brotality", Effect Duration: 36
541	knitted draggin' ball hat of the businessman	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 25"
542	pulsating veiny padded 1337 7r0uZ0RZ	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum HP: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, cap 27"
543	adequate bite-sized blurry Trollhouse cookies	1	good	
544	scandalous talons of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Sleaze Damage: +5
545	normal cyan Spam Witch sammich	4	good	
546	wobbly meat vortex	0		
547	334 scroll	0		
548	668 scroll	0		
549	30669 scroll	0		
550	33398 scroll	0		
551	gray 64067 scroll	0		
552	upside-down 64735 scroll	0		
553	31337 scroll	0		
554	small yummy pr0n cocktail	2	awesome	
555	forbidden drywall axe of the blizzard	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +25
556	Da Vinci's Pine-Fresh air freshener	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5
557	lousy whiskey and cola	4	decent	
558	normal super-sized wobbly papaya taco	5	good	
559	razor-sharp can lid	0		
560	adequate stalk of asparagus	3	good	
561	pregnant mushroom	0		
562	ratgut	0		
563	green sonar-in-a-biscuit	0		
564	bad enchanted practically non-alcoholic Mad Train wine	1	decent	Effect: "Crusty Head", Effect Duration: 30
565	jittery chilly hobo gloves	0		Cold Damage: +5, Single Equip
566	deadly bum cheek	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xVolley, cap 5"
567	hermit script	0		
568	big adequate Double Bacon Beelzeburger	5	good	
569	decent low-calorie Lord of the Flies-sized fries	1	good	
570	bland upside-down Chicken Sandwich	4	decent	
571	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	1	good	
572	yummy snack-sized Children's Meal of the Damned	2	awesome	
573	small yummy noodles	2	awesome	
574	special normal blinking noodles	4	good	Effect: "Frostbeard", Effect Duration: 45
575	tiny moldy painful penne pasta	1	crappy	
576	flavorless ravioli della hippy	3	decent	
577	decent pr0n m4nic0tti	3	good	
578	adequate small special Hell ramen	2	good	Effect: "Wet Rub", Effect Duration: 5
579	low-calorie yummy boring spaghetti	1	awesome	
580	mirror sauce of the ages	0		
581	schmancy cheese sauce	0		
582	Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	0		
583	half-sized moldy fettucini Inconnu	2	crappy	
584	rotten upside-down spaghetti with Skullheads	4	crappy	
585	tasty gigantic gnocchetti di Nietzsche	8	awesome	
586	green electrified ridiculously huge sword of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
587	vacuum-sealed non-chilled super-spiky hair gel	0		Effect: "Radiated and Grodiated", Effect Duration: 47
588	upside-down soft echo eyedrop antidote	0		
589	immense bland huge cocoa eggshell fragment	9	decent	
590	decent cocoa eggshell fragment	3	good	
591	blinking cocoa egg	0		
592	green house	0		
593	phonics down	0		
594	veiny amulet of extreme plot significance	0		Maximum HP: +10
595	mirror scroll of drastic healing	0		
596	energetic titanium assault umbrella	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20
597	yellow Oprah's Mohawk wig	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 35"
598	the Slug Lord's map	0		
599	pants of the Slug Lord of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 3xPotato, cap 8"
600	upside-down sinister Dr. Hobo's scalpel of temperance	0		Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5
601	Dr. Hobo's map	0		
602	Degrassi Knoll shopping list	0		
603	shaking spinning Item #13	0		
604	Penultimate Fantasy chest	0		
605	Tissue Paper Immateria	0		
606	tumbling Tin Foil Immateria	0		
607	cyan Gauze Immateria	0		
608	cyan Plastic Wrap Immateria	0		
609	S.O.C.K.	0		
610	procrastination potion	0		
611	D	0		
612	squat original G	0		
613	plot hole	0		
614	pickled probability potion	0		Effect: "Nothing Is Impossible", Effect Duration: 22
615	shaking chaos butterfly	0		
616	furry fur	0		
617	moist olive Angry Farmer candy	0		Effect: "Squid Squint", Effect Duration: 38
618	concentrated colloidal Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	0		Effect: "Video Game Hot Dog", Effect Duration: 20
619	needle of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50
620	nitrogenated yellow ghostly thin candle	0		Effect: "Improved Candy Vision", Effect Duration: 57
621	upside-down Warm Subject gift certificate	0		
622	awful poetry journal	0		
623	blue WA	0		
624	bouncing NG	0		
625	ghostly wang	0		
626	Wand of Nagamar	0		
627	wobbly ND	0		
628	metallic A	0		
629	twirling careful eye	0		Monster Level: -10
630	photoprotoneutron torpedo	0		
631	clever furry pants	0		Maximum MP: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, MP regen, cap 37"
632	disturbing fanfic of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100
633	blurry slick wolf mask of vim and vigor	0		Moxie: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, HP regen, cap 37"
634	cool whip	0		
635	asbestos-lined paper umbrella	0		Hot Resistance: +5
636	jittery meat globe	0		
637	skewed toaster	0		
638	bouncing chaotic quilted asshat	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xVolley, cap 7"
639	big toothsome abominable snowcone	5	awesome	
640	Ent cider	1	good	
641	rotten gigantic toast	6	crappy	
642	skeleton key	0		
643	wobbly skeleton key ring	0		
644	twirling Crimbo pressie	0		Last Available: "2003-12"
645	wrapping paper	0		Last Available: "2003-12"
646	stale blue fruitcake	3	decent	
647	huge blue present	0		Last Available: "2004-11"
648	Sherlock's Crimbo sword	0		Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2004-10"
649	tumbling Crimbo hat of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Familiar Effect: "1.75xVolley, 1.75xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-10"
650	huge steel-toed Crimbo pants	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-10"
651	blinking censurious exclusive ultra-rare item	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3
652	quantum egg	0		
653	intragalactic rowboat	0		
654	star	0		
655	line	0		
656	star chart	0		
657	flame-retardant star sword	0		Hot Resistance: +1
658	deadly star crossbow	0		Weapon Damage: +5
659	brainy star staff	0		Mysticality: +5
660	star pants of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 41"
661	squat friendly star hat	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 0.5xPotato, cap 41"
662	jittery personal trainer's star buckler	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
663	teal star throwing star	0		
664	star starfish	0		
665	jittery Richard's star key	0		
666	flame-wreathed sharpshooter's steaming evil of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10
667	olive castle map	0		
668	mirror wizardly spiked femur	0		Mysticality: +25
669	special huge flavorless ghuol guolash	9	decent	Effect: "World's Shortest Giant", Effect Duration: 20
670	experienced lihc face	0		Experience: +2, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr, cap 22"
671	maroon bouncing ghostly rosy-cheeked sage grave robbing shovel	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +30
672	normal blinking mirror cranberries	3	good	
673	delicious watered-down teal vodka and cranberry	2	awesome	
674	artisanal whiskey	3	EPIC	
675	smooth skull of the Bonerdagon	0		Moxie: +15
676	dragonbone belt buckle	0		
677	veiny badass belt	0		Maximum HP: +10
678	chest of the Bonerdagon	0		
679	acceptable roll in the hay	3	good	
680	bad slap and tickle	4	decent	
681	triple-distilled acceptable slip 'n' slide	9	good	
682	delicious tumbling a sump'm sump'm	4	awesome	
683	perfectly mixed horizontal tango	3	EPIC	
684	spirit-forward tolerable pink pony	5	good	
685	shaking up-at-dawn smelly Mr. Shirt of bravery	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Adventures: +5
686	green wool knuckles	0		Cold Resistance: +1
687	concentrated tarnished jittery blood of the Wereseal	0		Effect: "Feet of Grapefruit", Effect Duration: 49
688	dog trainer's pixel hat	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xVolley, cap 12"
689	gray smooth pixel pants	0		Moxie: +15, Familiar Effect: "atk, 4xPotato, cap 12"
690	energetic pixel sword	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20
691	pulsating digital key	0		
692	Ascension Souvenir T-Shirt	0		
693	padded harem girl t-shirt	0		Damage Absorption: +20
694	squat Fonzie's Knob Goblin elite shirt	0		Experience (Moxie): +1
696	tumbling Jeselnik's frilly shirt	0		Sleaze Damage: +25
697	spinning foul-smelling soggy wofl t-shirt	0		Stench Damage: +10
698	maroon Da Vinci's loathing eagle baby-doll shirt	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5
699	tumbling MacGyver's pirate shirt	0		Maximum MP: +100
700	steel-toed filthy hippy poncho	0		Damage Reduction: 9
701	Samson's floral print shirt	0		Experience (Muscle): +5
702	jittery nasty coconut bikini top	0		Stench Damage: +5
703	purple squat horrifying goth kid t-shirt	0		Spooky Damage: +25
704	hamethyst	0		
705	baconstone	0		
706	pulsating porquoise	0		
707	pork elf goodies sack	0		
708	ring setting	0		
709	shaking jewelry-making pliers	0		
711	crafty stylish hamethyst earring	0		Moxie: +25, Maximum MP: +10
712	knitted hardy hamethyst necklace	0		Maximum HP: +50, Cold Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +5, Single Equip
713	Van der Graaf medical-grade hamethyst bracelet	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
714	tumbling stanky studded hamethyst ring of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Damage Absorption: +80, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
715	squat supercharged extremely unsafe baconstone earring	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Single Equip
716	gray horrifying dance instructor's baconstone pendant	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spooky Damage: +25
717	wobbly quilted baconstone bracelet of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Damage Absorption: +40, Single Equip
718	greasy toasty savvy baconstone ring	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
719	careful porquoise eyebrow ring of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -25
720	ghostly crafty dangerous porquoise necklace	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum MP: +10, Single Equip
721	Lo Pan's Rosewater's porquoise bracelet	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Spell Critical Percent: +30
722	greedy horrifying flame-wreathed porquoise ring	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip
723	bland immense skewed Knoll mushroom	8	decent	
724	bland jittery mushroom	3	decent	
725	one million meat pancakes	0		
726	nasty huge mirror shard	0		Stench Damage: +5
727	blinking hedge maze puzzle	0		
728	hedge maze key	0		
729	fishbowl	0		
730	blurry fishtank	0		
731	fish hose	0		
732	jittery hosed tank	0		
733	hosed fishbowl	0		
734	knitted Temple Grandin's makeshift SCUBA gear of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Familiar Weight: +7, Cold Resistance: +3, Adventure Underwater
735	shaking horrifying easter egg balloon	0		Spooky Damage: +25
736	stone tablet (Sinister Strumming)	0		
737	green stone tablet (Squeezings of Woe)	0		
738	blinking stone tablet (Really Evil Rhythm)	0		
739	tambourine bells	0		
740	tambourine of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100
741	broken skull	0		
742	decent diet bouncing Knoll shroomkabob	1	good	
743	adequate mushroom	4	good	
744	nitrogenated ionized hair spray	0		Effect: "Smoking like a Bandit", Effect Duration: 36
746	stat script	0		
747	jittery Knob Goblin firecracker	0		
748	gourd potion	0		
749	flavorless gigantic warm mushroom	6	decent	
750	massive adequate mushroom quesadilla	10	good	
751	yummy cool mushroom	3	awesome	
752	stale tumbling cool mushroom casserole	3	decent	
753	normal pointy mushroom	3	good	
754	normal cream of pointy mushroom soup	4	good	
755	stale mushroom	3	decent	
756	yummy mushroom	3	awesome	
757	rotten mushroom	3	crappy	
758	stale ghost cucumber	3	decent	
759	dill	0		
760	tumbling huge vinegar	0		
761	brine	0		
762	tolerable especially salty dog	3	good	
763	spinning spinning blurry ghostly pickling solution	0		
764	tasty spectral pickle	3	awesome	
765	briny vinegar	0		
766	ghost pickle on a stick	0		
767	colloidal Vulcanized cologne of contempt	0		Effect: "Optimist Primal", Effect Duration: 52
768	bouncing Da Vinci's spork	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5
769	shaking supercharged voodoo doll	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30
770	executive gravedigger's basic meat fez	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "3xLep, cap 11"
771	blurry tassel	0		
772	blurry cool foon	0		Moxie: +5
773	Usain Bolt's supercharged basic meat spork	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Initiative: +80
774	shaking greedy curative basic meat foon	0		Meat Drop: +20, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
775	Yeti Protest Sign	0		
776	squat therapeutic kneecapping stick	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
777	iron pasta spoon of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
778	mirror support cummerbund of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5
779	Mob Penguin cellular phone	0		
780	scroll of pasta summoning	0		
781	tarnished extra-electrified quadruple-electrified huge mirror mafia aria	0		Effect: "Liquid Courage", Effect Duration: 20
782	Mr. Exploiter	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
783	squat 'Villa' document	0		
784	boozy hand-crafted Acqua Del Piatto Merlot	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2004-10"
785	ghostly raffle ticket	0		
786	adequate miniature strawberry	2	good	
787	practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed bottle of rum	1	EPIC	
788	acceptable strawberry daiquiri	4	good	
789	smooth rum and cola	3	awesome	
790	mediocre tumbling grog	3	decent	
791	miser's Mafia bow tie of the glutton	0		Meat Drop: +10, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2004-10"
792	fuchsia supercharged Golden Mr. Accessory	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Softcore Only
793	galvanized polymerized blinking oil of stability	0		Effect: "The Moxious Madrigal", Effect Duration: 28
794	anodized oil of slipperiness	0		Effect: "Stickler for Promptness", Effect Duration: 68
795	watered-down acceptable spinning Acque Luride Grezze Cabernet	2	good	Last Available: "2004-10"
796	avaricious manspreader's deadly cement shoes	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Monster Level: +10, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2004-10"
797	perfectly mixed weak rockin' wagon	2	EPIC	
798	mediocre weak mirror bouncing ocean motion	2	decent	
799	practically non-alcoholic smooth tumbling fuzzbump	1	awesome	
800	spoiled poutine	4	crappy	
801	moldy Knob stir-fry	3	crappy	
804	adequate Knoll stir-fry	4	good	
805	decent stir-fry	3	good	
806	flavorless fancy pulsating green asparagus stir-fry	3	decent	Effect: "Cool, Catlike", Effect Duration: 20
807	flavorless olive stir-fry	4	decent	
808	stale Knob sausage stir-fry	3	decent	
809	stale low-calorie blue bat wing stir-fry	1	decent	
810	bite-sized flavorless rat appendix stir-fry	1	decent	
811	decent mirror tofu stir-fry	4	good	
812	toothsome snack-sized pr0n stir-fry	2	awesome	
813	miniature flavorless Knob shells	2	decent	
814	decent miniature bätzle	2	good	
815	bland low-calorie ratini	1	decent	
816	decent gigantic Knob stroganoff	10	good	
817	rotten jittery menudo ravioli	3	crappy	
818	huge plus sign	0		
819	maroon mirror milky potion	0		
820	twirling swirly potion	0		
821	bubbly potion	0		
822	smoky potion	0		
823	cloudy potion	0		
824	pulsating effervescent potion	0		
825	shaking fizzy potion	0		
826	dark potion	0		
827	shaking red murky potion	0		
828	baby killer bee	0		
829	red anti-anti-antidote	0		
830	bland twirling royal jelly	4	decent	
831	spinning small box	0		
832	box	0		
833	experienced vorpal blade	0		Experience: +2
834	therapeutic cornuthaum of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, 1.25xFairy, cap 21"
835	brainy ring of aggravate monster	0		Mysticality: +5
836	rotten purple mind flayer corpse	3	crappy	
837	mediocre enchanted watered-down Uovo Marcio Shiraz	2	decent	Effect: "Emotion Sickness", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2004-10"
838	nippy Mafia stogie of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2004-10"
839	fortified artisanal Maiali Sifilitici Pinot Noir	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2004-10"
840	blurry supercool Mafia violin case of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Moxie Percent: +20, Last Available: "2004-10"
841	bad extra-dry blurry tomato daiquiri	5	decent	
842	drinkable beertini	3	good	
843	tolerable salty slug	4	good	
844	drinkable papaya slung	3	good	
845	padded MAHI fez	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 0.5xPotato, 0.5xLep, 0.5xFairy"
847	heteroerotic frat-paddle	0		
848	blinking hypodermic needle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
849	twirling Meat detector	0		Familiar Weight: +5
850	twirling upside-down many-eyed glasses	0		Familiar Weight: +5
851	prosthetic forehead	0		Familiar Weight: +5
852	shaker of salt	0		Familiar Weight: +5
853	blundarrrbus	0		Familiar Weight: +5
854	fuchsia sucky decal	0		Familiar Weight: +5
855	balloon knife	0		Familiar Weight: +5
856	shock collar	0		
857	moonglasses	0		
858	mirror narrow palm-frond toupee	0		Familiar Weight: +5
859	jittery knife and fork	0		Familiar Weight: +5
860	eye-pod	0		Familiar Weight: +5
861	chocolate spurs	0		Familiar Weight: +5
862	magnifying glass	0		Familiar Weight: +5
863	skewer-mounted razor blade	0		Familiar Weight: +5
864	twirling stinger	0		Familiar Weight: +5
865	lead necklace	0		Familiar Weight: +3
866	shaving cream	0		
867	electrified boiled frozen mirror pine tar	0		Effect: "Hangdog", Effect Duration: 67
869	forest tears	0		
870	fetus-smashing club of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
871	meatcar model	0		Familiar Weight: +5
872	Time Juice	0		Last Available: "2004-01"
873	rolling pin	0		
874	unrolling pin	0		
875	shaking knitted horrifying crazy bastard sword of the sweet-tooth	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +3, Candy Drop: +100
876	nasty incredibly dense meat gem of dire peril of the cheetah	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Stench Damage: +5, Initiative: +60
877	fireproof Talisman of Baio	0		Hot Resistance: +3
878	maroon veiny hypnodisk	0		Maximum HP: +10
879	vacuum-sealed adjusted shaking squat bottle of goofballs	0		Effect: "Icy Composition", Effect Duration: 57
880	blinking Socratic disbelief suspenders	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1
881	supportive bra of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20
882	Blatantly Canadian	0		
883	maple syrup	1	good	
884	groovy los chinos	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, HP regen, cap 13"
885	huge Jack Frost's axe	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50
886	leaflet	0		
887	bouncing leaf	0		
888	maple leaf	0		
889	shaking pulsating nasty balaclava	0		Stench Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1.5xLep, cap 12"
890	normal small balaclava baklava	2	good	
891	blinking forbidden Warehouse 23 bling	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50
892	miser's Tesla dance instructor's bugbear-smiting sword	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Meat Drop: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
893	smooth twirling lumbering jack	4	awesome	
894	jittery bouncing Dark Jill-O-Lantern	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
895	Sinatra's Ms. Accessory	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Softcore Only
896	electrified educational Mr. Accessory Jr.	0		Experience: +1, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Softcore Only
897	olive coffee sprite	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-10"
898	Cheshire Bitten	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-10"
899	gray custom avatar form	0		Free Pull
900	wobbly smile-sharpening stone	0		Familiar Weight: +5
901	espresso maker	0		Familiar Weight: +5
902	blinking 100-Watt bulb	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
903	fortified mediocre tumbling Spasmi Dolorosi Del Rene Champagne	5	decent	Last Available: "2004-10"
904	squat executive greasy school Mafia knickerbockers of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "5xGhoul, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-10"
905	altered frozen warmed huge ghostly Yummy Tummy bean	0		Effect: "Stogied", Effect Duration: 24
906	polymerized wobbly ghostly blinking Rock Pops	0		Effect: "You Liver", Effect Duration: 48
907	electrified chilled gray squat Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "Flame-Retardant Trousers", Effect Duration: 29
908	flattened Cold Hots candy	0		Effect: "Egged On", Effect Duration: 43
909	quadruple-activated irradiated blue Wint-O-Fresh mint	0		Effect: "Squirming Like a Toad", Effect Duration: 21
910	decent fancy dwarf bread	3	good	Effect: "Vitamin-Maxed", Effect Duration: 40
911	quantum Senior Mints	0		Effect: "Night of the Nachos", Effect Duration: 59
912	diffused anodized upside-down pixellated candy heart	0		Effect: "Haunted Liver", Effect Duration: 28
913	alkaline extra-flattened kobold	0		Effect: "Abyssal Tears", Effect Duration: 14
914	squat hand turkey outline	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2004-11"
915	blue yam pinky ring	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
916	double-paned slick intergalactic pom poms	0		Moxie: +10, Cold Resistance: +5
917	Mob Penguin protection contract	0		
918	coward's Radio Free Baseball Cap	0		Monster Level: -20, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2006-07"
919	skewed up-at-dawn Radio Free Pants	0		Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xGhoul, 1xLep, cap 37", Last Available: "2006-07"
920	frightening Radio Free Foil	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2006-07"
921	half-sized bland radio button candy	2	decent	
922	maroon wicked severed rocking horse head	0		Spell Damage: +5
923	broken cellular phone	0		Last Available: "2004-01"
924	crimbo elfling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
925	huge red dental pliers	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
926	tarnished tumbling Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	0		Effect: "Fustulent", Effect Duration: 69
927	perfectly mixed Ferita Del Petto Zinfandel	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2006-12"
928	Tesla fuzzy bracelets	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
929	quilted arse-shooting crossbow	0		Damage Absorption: +40
931	fancy hand-crafted twirling spiced rum	4	EPIC	Effect: "Sweet Tooth", Effect Duration: 40
932	boozy acceptable maroon eggnog	5	good	
933	delicious candy cane	3	awesome	
934	normal enchanted mirror gingerbread bugbear	4	good	Effect: "init.enh", Effect Duration: 15
935	extremely unsafe imitation nice watch	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2004-12", Nonstackable Watch
936	bouncing Hanukkimbo dreidl	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
937	menorette	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2004-12"
938	olive reassuring plastic sword	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2004-12"
939	maroon small Crimbo Pressie	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
940	bow	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
941	Crimbo stocking	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
942	vibrating bowler	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 1.5xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-12"
943	spinning prompt nippy bow staff	0		Cold Damage: +10, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2004-12"
944	Van der Graaf bowlegged pants	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-12"
945	skewered jumbo olive	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
946	skewered lime	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
947	skewered cherry	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
948	hand-crafted martini	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2004-12"
949	perfectly mixed huge grogtini	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2004-12"
950	lousy fortified cherry bomb	5	decent	Last Available: "2004-12"
951	wobbly extra special Crimbo stocking	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
952	dance instructor's hockey mask of the brazier	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1.5xGhuol, cap 25"
953	penguin-smacking club	0		Familiar Damage: +15
954	squat narrow orphan baby yeti	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
955	skewed brainy fez of etymology	0		Mysticality: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 30"
956	delicious tiny carob chunk noodles	1	awesome	
957	yummy chorizo brownies	4	awesome	
958	decent tiny ghostly chocolate and tomato pizza	1	good	
959	bouncing flange	0		
960	tumbling wobbly clockwork key	0		
961	silk garter snake	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
962	velvet choker	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
963	auspicious wholesome plastic seal clubber	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Item Drop: +10
964	lime green studded quilted plastic turtle tamer	0		Damage Absorption: 120
965	foul-smelling plastic pastamancer of the cheetah	0		Stench Damage: +10, Initiative: +60
966	frightening quilted plastic sauceror	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Spooky Damage: +5
967	horrifying plastic disco bandit of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Spooky Damage: +25
968	asbestos-lined greasy plastic accordion thief	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +5
969	plastic mosquito of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50
970	auspicious plastic leprechaun	0		Item Drop: +10
971	hale plastic levitating potato	0		Maximum HP: +20
972	toasty plastic angry goat	0		Hot Damage: +5
973	prompt plastic sabre-toothed lime	0		Adventures: +3
974	jittery lime green foul-smelling plastic fuzzy dice	0		Stench Damage: +10
975	beefcake's plastic pirate skeleton	0		Muscle: +25
976	plastic barrrnacle of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100
977	red studded plastic howling balloon monkey	0		Damage Absorption: +80
978	wicked plastic stab bat	0		Spell Damage: +5
979	plastic grue of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100
980	ruddy plastic blood-faced volleyball	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40
981	educational plastic ghuol whelp	0		Experience: +1
982	chilly plastic baby gravy fairy	0		Cold Damage: +5
983	beefy plastic cocoabo	0		Muscle: +10
984	strapping plastic star starfish	0		Muscle: +5
985	plastic ghost pickle on a stick of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100
986	plastic killer bee of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100
987	tumbling clever plastic Cheshire bat	0		Maximum MP: +20
988	wholesome plastic coffee pixie	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10
989	clever plastic bitchin' meatcar	0		Maximum MP: +20, Single Equip
990	baleful plastic hermit	0		Spell Damage: +25
991	frosty sinister razor-sharp plastic Boris	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spell Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10
992	hale plastic Jarlsberg of extreme caution of the brazier	0		Maximum HP: +20, Monster Level: -25, Hot Spell Damage: +25
993	lime green narrow careful manspreader's personal trainer's plastic Sneaky Pete	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Monster Level: 0
994	up-at-dawn plastic Susie	0		Adventures: +5
995	delicious super-sized Lucky Surprise Egg	5	awesome	
998	maiden wig	0		Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, cap 8"
999	blinking maid head	0		
1000	Meat maid	0		
1002	spinning Xlyinia's notebook of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25
1003	soda water	0		
1004	weak tolerable bottle of tequila	2	good	
1005	enchanted weak perfectly mixed boxed wine	2	EPIC	Effect: "Bread-Lined", Effect Duration: 50
1006	adequate pulsating mirror cherry	4	good	
1007	twirling coconut shell of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 7"
1008	rock-hard ice cubes	0		Damage Reduction: 5
1009	watered-down artisanal vodka martini	2	EPIC	
1010	lousy whiskey and soda	3	decent	
1011	bad monkey wrench	3	decent	
1012	acceptable tequila sunrise	3	good	
1013	lousy margarita	3	decent	
1014	bad strawberry wine	3	decent	
1015	mediocre wine spritzer	3	decent	
1016	lousy perpendicular hula	3	decent	
1017	enchanted mediocre weak ducha de oro	2	decent	Effect: "In Vino Vires", Effect Duration: 15
1018	bad calle de miel	4	decent	
1019	distilled hand-crafted dry vodka martini	5	EPIC	
1020	high-proof acceptable tumbling old-fashioned	6	good	
1021	drinkable extra-dry tequila with training wheels	5	good	
1022	bad sangria	3	decent	
1023	aged watered-down vesper	2	awesome	Last Available: "2004-12"
1024	mediocre upside-down bodyslam	4	decent	Last Available: "2004-12"
1025	drinkable sangria del diablo	3	good	Last Available: "2004-12"
1026	bouncing mirror Valentine	0		Free Pull
1027	whip kit	0		
1028	buckler buckle	0		
1029	jittery hippo whip of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50
1030	green narrow fireproof penguin whip	0		Hot Resistance: +3
1031	beefy yak whip	0		Muscle: +10
1032	bouncing gnauga hide whip of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100
1033	gnauga hide	0		
1034	tumbling pulsating Jack Frost's hippo skin buckler	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50
1035	stylish penguin skin buckler	0		Moxie: +25
1036	squat wholesome yakskin buckler	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10
1037	gnauga hide buckler of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50
1038	dry blinking Connery's Elixir of Audacity	0		Effect: "Patience of the Tortoise", Effect Duration: 51
1040	skewed Tam O'Shanter	0		Meat Drop: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-03"
1041	drinkable weak beer	2	good	
1042	friendly string of beads	0		Familiar Weight: +3
1043	censurious string of beads	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3
1044	blue greasy string of beads	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
1045	blurry toasty plastic bottle opener	0		Hot Damage: +5
1046	flame-wreathed wholesome traffic cone	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "cap 15", Last Available: "2005-03"
1047	watered-down mediocre N. O. Beer	2	decent	
1048	modified mirror oyster egg	1		
1049	diluted teal wobbly oyster egg	1		
1050	boiled oyster egg	1		
1051	upside-down narrow plastic oyster egg	0		
1052	modified ghostly bouncing lime green oyster egg	1		Effect: "Human-Constellation Hybrid", Effect Duration: 30
1053	vaporized bouncing oyster egg	1		Effect: "Poker Faced", Effect Duration: 10
1054	twisted huge purple upside-down oyster egg	1		Effect: "Rotten Memories", Effect Duration: 25
1055	plastic oyster egg	0		
1056	distilled puce oyster egg	1		
1057	vaporized upside-down bouncing puce oyster egg	1		
1058	distilled squat puce oyster egg	1		
1059	puce plastic oyster egg	0		
1060	modified squat mauve oyster egg	1		
1061	denatured mauve oyster egg	1		Effect: "Witch's Brood", Effect Duration: 35
1062	altered maroon squat jittery mauve oyster egg	1		
1063	mauve plastic oyster egg	0		
1064	vaporized oyster egg	1		Effect: "Notably Lovely", Effect Duration: 50
1065	dried squat green oyster egg	1		
1066	distilled bouncing spinning spinning oyster egg	1		
1067	tumbling plastic oyster egg	0		
1068	mixed squat oyster egg	1		Effect: "Patience of the Tortoise", Effect Duration: 30
1069	boiled green oyster egg	1		
1070	boiled mirror oyster egg	1		Effect: "Meat the Flintstones", Effect Duration: 5
1071	purple plastic oyster egg	0		
1072	compressed off-white oyster egg	1		
1073	diluted bouncing ghostly off-white oyster egg	1		Effect: "Pride of the Vampire", Effect Duration: 20
1074	twisted narrow off-white oyster egg	1		Effect: "Gummi Badass", Effect Duration: 50
1075	off-white plastic oyster egg	0		
1076	pickled wobbly oyster egg	1		
1077	twisted twirling oyster egg	1		Effect: "Hella Tough", Effect Duration: 50
1078	dehydrated wobbly oyster egg	1		Effect: "Sleazy Jellied", Effect Duration: 20
1079	plastic oyster egg	0		
1080	oyster basket	0		
1081	teal emo roe	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-04"
1082	fuchsia gazing shoes	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
1083	maroon personal raindrop	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-04"
1084	rainbow tie	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
1085	clockwork widget	0		
1086	blinking yellow clockwork thingamajig	0		
1087	clockwork doohickey	0		
1088	narrow clockwork clockwise dome	0		
1089	clockwork spine	0		
1090	clockwork rings	0		
1091	clockwork claws	0		
1092	ghostly blinking clockwork sheet	0		
1093	clockwork counterclockwise dome	0		
1094	clockwork sphere	0		
1095	deactivated MicroMechaMech	0		
1096	ghostly clockwork endoskeleton	0		
1097	blinking blue MacGyver's clockwork hat	0		Maximum MP: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 20"
1098	medical-grade clockwork trench coat	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
1099	skewed arcane researcher's clockwork pants	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 1.5xGhuol, cap 20"
1100	bouncing yellow cool gnauga hide chaps	0		Moxie: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 4xBarrr, cap 20"
1101	false eyelashes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1102	targeting chip	0		
1103	pulsating unwound clockwork grapefruit	0		
1104	blurry Mountie hat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1105	clockwork bartender head	0		
1106	clockwork chef head	0		
1107	blinking clockwork maid head	0		
1108	clockwork detective skull	0		
1109	jittery clockwork bartender-head-in-the-box	0		
1110	clockwork chef-head-in-the-box	0		
1111	clockwork bartender-in-the-box	0		
1112	gray clockwork chef-in-the-box	0		
1113	clockwork maid	0		
1114	tisket	0		
1115	tasket	0		
1116	annoying pitchfork	0		Monster Level: +5
1117	greasy ruddy wizardly Stupid University Diploma	0		Mysticality: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
1118	blue pregnant mushroom	0		
1119	skewed olive pregnant mushroom	0		
1120	pregnant mushroom	0		
1121	wobbly inexplicably rock	0		
1122	fairy gravy	0		
1123	energetic halfberd	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20
1124	small glove	0		
1125	healthy studded glove of courage	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Spooky Resistance: +3
1126	prompt toothpick	0		Adventures: +3, Single Equip
1127	ninja sword of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3
1128	teeny-tiny ninja stars	0		
1129	hardy sequined fez	0		Maximum HP: +50, Familiar Effect: "1.75xLep, cap 20"
1130	blank card	0		
1131	jittery beet	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1132	yellow Totally Gay Claymore	0		
1133	jittery flame-retardant star shirt	0		Hot Resistance: +1
1134	cosmetics bag	0		
1135	colloidal altered bouncing huge tumbling eyeliner	0		Effect: "Arcane in the Brain", Effect Duration: 63
1136	non-tarnished oxidized narrow lipstick	0		Effect: "Super Accuracy", Effect Duration: 55
1137	gravedigger's scorching bicycle chain	0		Hot Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +10
1138	mushroom fermenting solution	0		
1139	weak tolerable mushroom wine	2	good	
1140	hand-crafted icy mushroom wine	3	EPIC	
1141	enchanted extra-dry artisanal mushroom wine	5	EPIC	Effect: "Hella Smart", Effect Duration: 30
1142	practically non-alcoholic smooth pointy mushroom wine	1	awesome	
1143	hand-crafted flat mushroom wine	4	EPIC	
1144	irresponsibly strong bad cool mushroom wine	9	decent	
1145	enchanted artisanal knob mushroom wine	3	EPIC	Effect: "Sparkly!", Effect Duration: 30
1146	bad knoll mushroom wine	3	decent	
1147	perfectly mixed mushroom wine	3	EPIC	
1148	aged shaking upside-down shot of flower schnapps	3	awesome	
1149	stale tiny huge red flower petal pie	1	decent	
1150	distilled acceptable bottle of single-barrel whiskey	5	good	
1151	mirror smooth discarded plastic fork of Leguizamo	0		Moxie: +15, Monster Level: +20
1152	gravy-covered maypole	0		Item Drop: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-05"
1153	fancy super-sized decent yellow Retenez L'Herbe Paté	5	good	Effect: "Human-Horror Hybrid", Effect Duration: 15
1154	compressed teal bouncing Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	1	decent	
1155	letter from King Ralph XI	0		
1157	Samson's wholeberd	0		Experience (Muscle): +5
1158	altered skewed Meleegra™ pills	0		Effect: "Bone Homie", Effect Duration: 33
1159	mariachi G-string	0		
1160	pulsating fuchsia wicked irate sombrero	0		Spell Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 3xLep, cap 11"
1161	twirling pile of candy	0		
1162	triple-irradiated Vulcanized squat handsomeness potion	0		Effect: "Mitre Cut", Effect Duration: 41
1163	Vulcanized marzipan skull	0		Effect: "Puddingskin", Effect Duration: 27
1164	purple poultrygeist	0		
1165	hovering sombrero	0		
1166	maroon maracas	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1167	plain brown wrapper	0		
1168	jittery narrow less-than-three-shaped box	0		
1169	spinning exactly-three-shaped box	0		
1170	chocolate box	0		
1171	skewed coffin	0		
1172	red asbestos box	0		
1173	linoleum box	0		
1174	fuchsia blurry chrome box	0		
1175	cryptic puzzle box	0		
1176	refrigerated biohazard container	0		
1177	spinning magnetic field	0		
1178	potted cactus	0		
1179	ghostly daisy	0		
1180	potted fern	0		
1181	tulip	0		
1182	Venus flytrap	0		
1183	all-purpose flower	0		
1184	exotic orchid	0		
1185	long-stemmed rose	0		
1186	gilded lily	0		
1187	deadly nightshade	0		
1188	lotus	0		
1189	upside-down can of asparagus	0		
1190	dodecapede	0		
1191	maroon ghuol whelp	0		
1192	zmobie	0		
1193	Raggedy Hippy doll	0		
1194	stab bat	0		
1195	apathetic lizardman doll	0		
1196	yeti	0		
1197	twirling squat Mob Penguin	0		
1198	tumbling sabre-toothed lime	0		
1199	jittery bugbear	0		
1200	delicious mugcake	3	awesome	
1201	rotten yellow urinal cake	4	crappy	
1202	stale Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	3	decent	
1203	adequate special personalized birthday cake	4	good	Effect: "EVISCERATE!", Effect Duration: 45
1204	adequate three-tiered wedding cake	3	good	
1205	bland babycakes	4	decent	
1206	bland velvet cake	3	decent	
1207	enchanted normal congratulatory cake	3	good	Effect: "All Branned Up", Effect Duration: 15
1208	delicious angel-food cake	4	awesome	
1209	enchanted moldy devil's-food cake	3	crappy	Effect: "Cancer Rising", Effect Duration: 5
1210	big flavorless birthday party jellybean cheesecake	5	decent	
1211	balloon	0		
1212	balloon	0		
1213	heart-shaped balloon	0		
1214	anniversary balloon	0		
1215	Mylar balloon	0		
1216	upside-down Kevlar balloon	0		
1217	jittery thought balloon	0		
1218	purple rat head balloon	0		Familiar Weight: -3
1219	mini-zeppelin	0		
1220	Mr. Balloon of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25
1221	spinning balloon	0		
1222	Mr. Eh? of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Softcore Only
1224	veiny wizardly steel shillelagh of vim and vigor	0		Mysticality: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum HP: +10
1225	wobbly pulsating wicked smartaleck's groovy steel skullcap	0		Moxie Percent: 40, Spell Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1xFairy, cap 22"
1226	healthy steel solitaire of the empath of the glutton	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +5, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip
1227	pulsating huge family-friendly steel scarf of the overflowing toilet of the cheetah	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Initiative: +60, Single Equip
1228	stanky studded extremely unsafe steel slacks	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Damage Absorption: +80, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "prismatic atk, 4xBarrr, cap 22"
1229	fireproof coward's steel suspenders	0		Monster Level: -20, Hot Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +5, Single Equip
1230	purple sizzling veiny pikestaff of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Maximum HP: +10, Hot Damage: +10
1231	pulsating up-at-dawn Fonzie's pith helmet of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Experience (Moxie): +1, Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 45"
1232	bouncing banded sinister pocketwatch of incineration	0		Spell Damage: +10, Damage Absorption: +100, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
1233	family-friendly double-paned hale pinky ring	0		Maximum HP: +20, Cold Resistance: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip
1234	frightening Da Vinci's pants of Calamity Jane	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Spooky Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 45"
1235	lard-coated extremely unsafe pendant	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Four Songs, Single Equip
1236	inspector's hockey stick of furious angry rage of Flo-Jo	0		Item Drop: +15, Initiative: +100
1237	tapped lotus	0		
1238	glowsticks	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1239	mirror iced-out bling	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1240	tumbling yellow limburger biker boots	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1241	skewed carton of clove cigarettes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1242	deflated inflatable dodecapede	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
1243	toy six-seater hovercraft	0		Familiar Weight: -5, Last Available: "2011-12"
1244	Oprah's Glass Balls of the Goblin King	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50
1245	strapping Codpiece of the Goblin King	0		Muscle: +5, Single Equip
1246	perfumed brawny rib of the Bonerdagon of the boozehound	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Stench Resistance: +5, Booze Drop: +100
1247	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	0		
1248	ghostly energetic weightlifter's Bonerdagon necklace of wisdom	0		Muscle: +15, Mysticality: +15, Maximum MP Percent: +20
1249	skewed avaricious Boss Bat britches	0		Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xGhuol, cap 16"
1250	yellow Van der Graaf clever Boss Bat bling	0		Maximum MP: +20, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
1251	fancy spoiled Knob shroomkabob	4	crappy	Effect: "Make Meat FA$T!", Effect Duration: 10
1252	stale shroomkabob	4	decent	
1253	pile of jumping beans	0		
1254	flavorless olive jumping bean burrito	4	decent	
1255	moldy special jumping bean burrito	3	crappy	Effect: "Sepia Tan", Effect Duration: 30
1256	rotten insanely jumping bean burrito	4	crappy	
1257	flavorless huge rat scrapple	3	decent	
1258	pail of pretentious paint	0		
1259	healthy forbidden traffic cone	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 15", Last Available: "2005-06"
1260	squat wax lips	0		Experience: +3, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-07"
1261	dehydrated twirling Hatorade	1		Effect: "Smoking like a Bandit", Effect Duration: 15
1262	flame-retardant horrifying clever off-hand balloon	0		Maximum MP: +20, Spooky Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +1
1263	tumbling pygmy bugbear shaman	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
1264	nose-bone fetish	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1265	box of sunshine	0		Free Pull
1266	rotten gloomy mushroom	3	crappy	
1267	dead mimic	0		
1268	maroon pine wand	0		
1269	yellow ebony wand	0		
1270	hexagonal wand	0		
1271	aluminum wand	0		
1272	marble wand	0		
1273	mirror maroon magic lamp of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25
1274	boiled maroon Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	1		Effect: "Tiki Thoughtfulness", Effect Duration: 40
1275	basic meat skirt of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 3xFairy, cap 10"
1276	hand-crafted Otorian Battle Scar	4	EPIC	
1277	teal brainy basic meat kilt	0		Mysticality: +5, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 10"
1278	olive thinker's meat skirt	0		Mysticality: +10, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 11"
1279	occult meat kilt	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 11"
1280	gray tumbling sizzling penguinskin mini-skirt	0		Hot Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xFairy, cap 30"
1281	Jack Frost's penguinskin mini-kilt	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xFairy, cap 30"
1282	yakskin skirt of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 35"
1283	ghostly yakskin kilt of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 35"
1284	wool hippopotamus skirt	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 32"
1285	jittery Annie Oakley's hippopotamus kilt	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 32"
1286	Fonzie's furry skirt	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 37"
1287	furry kilt of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 37"
1288	nasty gnauga hide skirt	0		Stench Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "2.5xFairy, cap 20"
1289	tumbling gnauga hide kilt of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "2.5xFairy, cap 20"
1290	frozen wind-up clock	0		Effect: "I See Everything Thrice!", Effect Duration: 25
1291	Jekyllin hide belt of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-09"
1292	skirt / kilt kit	0		
1293	spinning supercool ring of adornment	0		Moxie Percent: +20
1294	purple chilly medical-grade ring of increase damage	0		Cold Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
1295	chaotic ring of gain strength	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10
1296	ring of resistance of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50
1297	beefcake's ring of fire resistance	0		Muscle: +25
1298	wicked ring of conflict	0		Spell Damage: +5, Single Equip
1299	energetic pirate hook	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20
1300	slick monster bait	0		Moxie: +10, Single Equip
1301	extra-aerosolized double-electrified deodorant	0		Effect: "Leash of Linguini", Effect Duration: 38
1302	polarized spinning reodorant	0		Effect: "Tennis Elbow-wow", Effect Duration: 49
1303	narrow Mjolnir Jr.	0		
1304	ghostly doppelshifter egg	0		Free Pull
1305	makeup kit	0		Familiar Weight: +15
1306	teal experienced traffic cone of the dark arts	0		Experience: +2, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 2xLep, cap 15", Last Available: "2005-10"
1307	calm attention-deficit demon	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-10"
1308	unwound cymbal-playing monkey	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-10"
1309	attention spanner	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1310	funky fez	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1311	comfy blanket	0		Last Available: "2005-10"
1312	rosy-cheeked Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Single Equip
1313	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Single Equip
1314	Samson's Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 3xGhuol, cap 18"
1315	bouncing mirror rose-colored glasses of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15
1316	facsimile dictionary	0		
1317	blood flower	0		
1318	skewed lovecat tail	0		
1319	tumbling plastic passion fruit	0		
1320	spoiled small fuchsia questionable taco	2	crappy	
1321	Doc's Miracle Cure	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1322	petrified time	0		Last Available: "2005-10"
1323	pulsating mirror dangerous time helmet	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2005-10"
1324	jittery time trousers of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2005-10"
1325	frightening time sword	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2005-10"
1326	smartaleck's Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "3xFairy, cap 7"
1327	educational Cloaca-Cola shield	0		Experience: +1
1328	Cloaca-Cola fatigues of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Familiar Effect: "4xPotato, 1.5x Ghoul, cap 7"
1329	boxer's Dyspepsi-Cola shield	0		Muscle Percent: +10
1330	jittery Socratic Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Familiar Effect: "3.5xPotato, 3xVolley, cap 7"
1331	blurry Cloaca-Cola helmet of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "3xFairy, cap 7"
1332	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	0		
1333	bouncing Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	0		
1334	maroon Cloaca-Cola	0		
1335	Dyspepsi grenade	0		
1336	mirror shaking Cloaca grenade	0		
1338	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	0		
1339	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	0		
1340	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	0		
1341	skewed studded Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Single Equip
1342	picture of a dead guy's girlfriend	0		
1343	red zombie pineal gland	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1344	corrupted Gummi-Gnauga	0		Effect: "Twinkly Weapon", Effect Duration: 33
1345	adjusted Now and Earlier	0		Effect: "Chauve-Souris Merde Fou", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2020-09"
1346	colloidal frozen Sugar Cog	0		Effect: "Bananas!", Effect Duration: 19
1347	gray loaded serum blowgun	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1348	empty blowgun	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1349	squat miniscule temporal rip	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-11"
1350	1.21 jigawatts	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2005-11"
1351	jittery fuchsia Lo Pan's pinky ring	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Single Equip
1352	mediocre redrum	3	decent	
1353	pulsating spinning ninja pirate zombie robot	0		
1354	pile of pebbles	0		
1355	gigantic rotten bowl of oriole's nest soup	10	crappy	
1356	bunny liver	0		
1357	bad triple-distilled green Mt. Noob Pale Ale	7	decent	
1358	twirling pirate zombie head	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1359	ninja pirate zombie robot head	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1360	yellow pirate zombie robot head	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1361	shaking rosewater-soaked disembodied smile	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip
1362	narrow jittery sausage	0		
1363	narrow tumbling clockwork pirate skull	0		
1364	blurry rhesus monkey	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1365	normal jittery tofurkey leg	4	good	
1366	bland gigantic tofurkey gravy	8	decent	
1367	bland herbal stuffing	3	decent	
1368	yummy can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	3	awesome	
1369	rotten yams	4	crappy	
1370	censurious rhinestone cowboy shirt	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3
1371	Newton's gingham blouse	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3
1372	gravedigger's souvenir ski t-shirt	0		Spooky Damage: +10
1373	squat pulsating sweet nutcracker	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-12"
1374	mandible	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2005-12"
1375	upside-down yellow Temple Grandin's plastic Crimbo wreath	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2005-12"
1376	flame-retardant plastic Uncle Crimbo	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2005-12"
1377	wobbly shaking plastic Crimbo elf of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2005-12"
1378	upside-down inspector's plastic sweet nutcracker	0		Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2005-12"
1379	mirror scandalous plastic Crimbo reindeer	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2005-12"
1381	aspirin	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1382	oxidized chocolate	0		Effect: "Liquidy Smoky", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2015-11"
1383	lime green length of string	0		
1384	googly eye	0		
1385	stuffing	0		
1386	felt	0		
1387	block	0		
1388	jittery toy wheel	0		
1389	narrow yo-yo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
1390	top	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
1391	ball	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
1392	jittery kite	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1393	pulsating pet rock	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1394	doppelshifter	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1395	teddy bear	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1396	skewed yellow Jeselnik's curative duck-on-a-string	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2005-12"
1397	toy soldier	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1398	doll house	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1399	medical-grade toy train	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2005-12"
1400	horrifying marionette	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2005-12"
1401	Lo Pan's sock monkey	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2005-12"
1402	lime green lightning-fast rag doll	0		Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2005-12"
1403	prompt can of fake snow	0		Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2005-12"
1404	blue wholesome colored-light "necklace"	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2005-12"
1405	scandalous tree skirt	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2005-12"
1406	stale wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	4	decent	Effect: "Wreathed in Merriment", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
1407	decent bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	3	good	Effect: "Fury of the Bells", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
1408	low-calorie rotten tree-shaped Crimbo cookie	1	crappy	Effect: "Yuletide Sappiness", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
1409	cool Unionize The Elves sign	0		Moxie: +5, Last Available: "2005-12"
1410	bouncing sleeping snowy owl	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1411	Tome of Snowcone Summoning	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-01", Skill: "Summon Snowcones"
1412	alkaline deionized snowcone	0		Effect: "Frigid Weapon", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2006-01"
1413	boiled snowcone	0		Effect: "Sweet Tooth", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2006-01"
1414	tarnished ionized snowcone	0		Effect: "Musky", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2006-01"
1415	deionized nitrogenated snowcone	0		Effect: "Browbeaten", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2006-01"
1416	non-oxidized olive snowcone	0		Effect: "Feroci Tea", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2006-01"
1417	dry bouncing narrow snowcone	0		Effect: "Paging Betty", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2006-01"
1418	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2006-01"
1419	teddy bear sewing kit	0		Last Available: "2006-01"
1420	asbestos-lined gravedigger's traffic cone	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xLep, 2xFairy, cap 15", Last Available: "2006-01"
1421	Scandalously Skimpy Bikini	0		Four Songs, Single Equip
1422	Sombrero De Vida	0		Four Songs, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, 1xLep, cap 12"
1423	wobbly iceberglet	0		Last Available: "2006-02"
1424	lion tamer's Lo Pan's ice sickle	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Experience (familiar): +2, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-02"
1425	Jim Carey's ice baby	0		Monster Level: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-02"
1426	fuchsia blinking twirling lard-coated ice pick	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2006-02"
1427	quilted sinister ice skates	0		Spell Damage: +10, Damage Absorption: +40, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-02"
1428	decent mirror grue egg omelette	4	good	
1429	roll of drink tickets	0		
1430	skewed pregnant gloomy mushroom	0		
1431	pregnant mushroom	0		
1432	moldy special bouncing mushroom	3	crappy	Effect: "Vented Spleen", Effect Duration: 50
1433	fruit bowl	0		
1434	fruit basket	0		
1435	hot pink lipstick	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1436	hot stuffing	0		
1437	useless powder	0		
1438	modified cold-filtered blue twinkly powder	0		Effect: "Carrion' On", Effect Duration: 65
1439	activated enhanced activated hot powder	0		Effect: "Papowerful", Effect Duration: 33
1440	corrupted bouncing powder	0		Effect: "Raging Animal", Effect Duration: 57
1441	modified extra-altered skewed powder	0		Effect: "A Taste of Rainbow", Effect Duration: 39
1442	extra-Vulcanized fuchsia stench powder	0		Effect: "Greasy Peasy", Effect Duration: 68
1443	non-altered sleaze powder	0		Effect: "Empathy", Effect Duration: 46
1444	magnetized squat twinkly nuggets	0		Effect: "Can't Be a Chooser", Effect Duration: 35
1445	activated cold-filtered hot nuggets	0		Effect: "Frisky Spirit", Effect Duration: 57
1446	quantum ghostly nuggets	0		Effect: "Quadrilled", Effect Duration: 55
1447	anodized jittery nuggets	0		Effect: "Bloodstain-Resistant", Effect Duration: 56
1448	Vulcanized dry upside-down gray stench nuggets	0		Effect: "Berry Elemental", Effect Duration: 67
1449	triple-corrupted sleaze nuggets	0		Effect: "Resilient Spirit", Effect Duration: 46
1450	modified twinkly wad	1		
1451	mixed shaking hot wad	1		
1452	mixed wad	1		
1453	vaporized blurry wad	1		Effect: "Poker Faced", Effect Duration: 10
1454	altered gray stench wad	1		
1455	dehydrated upside-down sleaze wad	1		
1456	blurry double daisy	0		
1457	narrow Goth Giant	0		
1458	adequate Valentine's Day cake	4	good	
1459	upside-down arrow'd heart balloon	0		
1460	skewed squat velvet box	0		
1461	squashed frog	0		
1462	eye of newt	0		
1463	salamander spleen	0		
1464	sleazy fairy gravy	0		
1465	red bouncing suede shortsword	0		
1466	bamboo bokuto	0		
1467	upside-down 25-meat staff	0		
1468	two-handed depthsword	0		
1469	bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	0		
1470	blinking lead yo-yo	0		
1471	jittery slightly peevedbow	0		
1472	sack of doorknobs	0		
1473	maroon ball-and-chain	0		
1474	automatic catapult	0		
1475	blue pentacorn hat	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 10"
1476	goofily-plumed helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 17"
1477	blue plastic hard hat	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 22"
1478	salad bowl	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 30"
1479	wobbly football helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 37"
1480	chain-mail monokini	0		Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 4xBarrr, cap 7"
1481	union scalemail pants	0		Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, cap 12"
1482	paper-plate-mail pants	0		Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xBarrr, cap 20"
1483	troutpiece	0		Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 27"
1484	alpha-mail pants	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 35"
1485	aromatic rabbit's foot of the early riser	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Adventures: +7
1486	pulsating massive bag of catnip	0		
1487	hang glider	0		
1488	March hat	0		Free Pull
1489	dormouse	0		
1490	manspreader's steel-toed chopsticks	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Monster Level: +10
1491	ghostly green pulsating asbestos-lined rice bowl	0		Hot Resistance: +5
1492	ninja mop of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20
1493	maroon scorching Temple Grandin's ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Hot Damage: +25
1494	galvanized chilled pulsating red sugar-coated pine cone	0		Effect: "Extra-Sharp Weapon", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2020-09"
1495	traffic cone of the ox of the businessman	0		Muscle: +20, Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "2xLep, 2xFairy, cap 15", Last Available: "2006-03"
1496	lousy gloomy mushroom wine	3	decent	
1497	tolerable tumbling blinking mushroom wine	4	good	
1498	McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning	0		Last Available: "2006-04", Skill: "Summon Hilarious Objects"
1499	tumbling whoopie cushion	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1500	fake fake vomit	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1501	polarized activated explosion-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "The Power of LOV", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2006-04"
1502	clown hammer	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1503	purple rubber emo roe	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1504	galvanized squat snowcone	0		Effect: "Improved Candy Vision", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2006-04"
1505	lime green ice cube with a fly in it	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1506	mediocre calle de miel with a fly in it	4	decent	Last Available: "2006-04"
1507	drinkable rockin' wagon with a fly in it	4	good	Last Available: "2006-04"
1508	perfectly mixed perpendicular hula with a fly in it	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2006-04"
1509	delicious slap and tickle with a fly in it	3	awesome	Last Available: "2006-04"
1510	bag of airline peanuts	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1511	yellow personal trainer's fake hand	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Last Available: "2006-04"
1512	diluted skewed green Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	1		Effect: "Hustlin'", Effect Duration: 50
1513	altered huge huge upside-down Knob Goblin learning pill	1		Effect: "Engorged Weapon", Effect Duration: 10
1514	pickled ghostly Knob Goblin eyedrops	1		
1515	diluted Knob Goblin nasal spray	1		
1516	tumbling KWE-brand transistor radio	0		
1518	vampire heart	0		
1519	Talisman of Bakula	0		Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Give In To Your Vampiric Urges"
1520	foul-smelling steel-toed Radio KoL Coffee Mug	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Stench Damage: +10
1521	Frank Gorshin trophy	0		
1522	Tesla Radio Free Jersey of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
1523	teal mirror bottle of used blood	0		
1524	wind-up chattering teeth	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1525	twirling joybuzzer	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shake Hands", Last Available: "2006-04"
1526	blinking huge pet rock "Snooty" disguise	0		Familiar Weight: +11, Equips On: "Pet Rock | Toothsome Rock | Bulky Buddy Box | Holiday Log", Last Available: "2006-04"
1527	ghostly purple diamond-studded fronts	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2006-04"
1528	prompt Jeselnik's corkscrew	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2006-04"
1529	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1530	fake plastic grass	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
1531	jittery nasty grass skirt	0		Stench Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1.5xFairy, cap 20", Last Available: "2011-01"
1532	rosewater-soaked grass hat	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 20", Last Available: "2011-01"
1533	fireproof grass blade	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2011-01"
1534	upside-down squat wobbly raffle prize box	0		
1536	pulsating homeless hobo spirit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-05"
1537	weegee sqouija	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1538	olive asbestos-lined sparkly engagement ring	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip
1539	Tam O'Shatner	0		Meat Drop: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-03"
1540	inspector's Grimacite goggles of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Item Drop: +15, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 31", Last Available: "2008-10"
1541	shaking gravedigger's banded Grimacite glaive	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2008-10"
1542	aromatic Grimacite greaves of the sweet-tooth	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 3xGhoul, cap 37", Last Available: "2008-10"
1543	miser's curative Grimacite garter	0		Meat Drop: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2008-10"
1544	Jeselnik's brainy Grimacite galoshes	0		Mysticality: +5, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2008-10"
1545	greedy coward's Grimacite gorget	0		Monster Level: -20, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2008-10"
1546	fuchsia clever Grimacite guayabera	0		Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2008-10"
1547	olive dangerous wizardly Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	0		Mysticality: +25, Weapon Damage: +10
1548	twirling dance instructor's thinker's Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
1549	MSG	0		
1550	jittery maroon stiffened second-hand knockoff engagement ring	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Single Equip
1551	perfectly mixed ghostly purple bottle of Domesticated Turkey	3	EPIC	
1552	perfectly mixed practically non-alcoholic bottle of Definit	1	EPIC	
1553	lousy bottle of Calcutta Emerald	3	decent	
1554	drinkable triple-distilled bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	8	good	
1555	artisanal watered-down bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	2	EPIC	
1556	weak mediocre boxed champagne	2	decent	
1557	bland immense kumquat	10	decent	
1558	flavorless tangerine	3	decent	
1559	squat tonic water	0		
1560	decent cocktail onion	4	good	
1561	normal raspberry	3	good	
1562	adequate miniature kiwi	2	good	
1563	lousy triple-distilled ghostly whiskey bittersweet	7	decent	
1564	perfectly mixed extra-dry mimosette	5	EPIC	
1565	aged weak tequila sunset	2	awesome	
1566	bad zmobie	3	decent	Wiki Name: "Zmobie (drink)"
1567	delicious watered-down lime green gin and tonic	2	awesome	
1568	watered-down mediocre bouncing vodka and tonic	2	decent	
1569	lousy weak vodka gibson	2	decent	
1570	delicious watered-down gibson	2	awesome	
1571	hand-crafted parisian cathouse	4	EPIC	
1572	acceptable green pulsating rabbit punch	4	good	
1573	artisanal shaking caipifruta	3	EPIC	
1574	drinkable wobbly teqiwila	3	good	
1575	watered-down aged Divine	2	awesome	
1576	drinkable shaking Gordon Bennett	3	good	
1577	artisanal tangarita	3	EPIC	
1578	bad weak mandarina colada	2	decent	
1579	acceptable gimlet	4	good	
1580	perfectly mixed brick road	4	EPIC	
1581	mediocre vodka stratocaster	3	decent	
1582	acceptable distilled Neuromancer	5	good	
1583	drinkable prussian cathouse	3	good	
1584	aged Mae West	4	awesome	
1585	artisanal Mon Tiki	3	EPIC	
1586	fancy perfectly mixed teqiwila slammer	3	EPIC	Effect: "Powdered", Effect Duration: 15
1587	moldy Knob lo mein	4	crappy	
1588	yummy miniature enchanted asparagus lo mein	2	awesome	Effect: "Work For Hours a Week", Effect Duration: 20
1589	rotten Knoll lo mein	4	crappy	
1590	special normal lo mein	3	good	Effect: "Stogied", Effect Duration: 45
1591	jumbo moldy olive lo mein	5	crappy	
1592	normal enchanted hot hi mein	4	good	Effect: "Oth-Jeal-O", Effect Duration: 10
1593	small special decent squat hi mein	2	good	Effect: "Towering Strength", Effect Duration: 20
1594	snack-sized moldy blinking hi mein	2	crappy	
1595	bland hi mein	4	decent	
1596	fancy moldy mirror sleazy hi mein	3	crappy	Effect: "Alpine Mintiness", Effect Duration: 50
1597	Junior LAAAAME merit badge of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2006-05"
1598	zippy Senior LAAAAME merit badge	0		Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2006-05"
1599	pulsating olive jazz soap	0		Free Pull, Effect: "Jazz Hands", Effect Duration: 20
1600	high-proof drinkable tangarita with a fly in it	8	good	
1601	artisanal distilled enchanted mandarina colada with a fly in it	5	EPIC	Effect: "Truly Gritty", Effect Duration: 5
1602	perfectly mixed prussian cathouse with a fly in it	3	EPIC	
1603	smooth practically non-alcoholic Mae West with a fly in it	1	awesome	
1604	mixed tumbling astronaut ice-cream	1		Last Available: "2006-05"
1605	delectable catalyst	0		
1606	powdered ghostly ultimate wad	1		
1607	galvanized improved gray libation of liveliness	0		Effect: "Little Mouse Skull Buddy", Effect Duration: 36
1608	quadruple-flattened pickled spinning eyedrops of the ermine	0		Effect: "Sugary Tongue", Effect Duration: 17
1609	polarized colloidal jittery perfume of prejudice	0		Effect: "The Q Is Talking To You", Effect Duration: 31
1610	altered denatured denatured blinking eyedrops of the ocelot	0		Effect: "Celestial Sheen", Effect Duration: 68
1611	dry potent potion of potency	0		Effect: "Gummibrain", Effect Duration: 62
1612	adjusted mirror concentrated cordial of concentration	0		Effect: "Florid Cheeks", Effect Duration: 36
1613	inspector's coffin lid	0		Item Drop: +15
1614	knitted satin shield	0		Cold Resistance: +3
1615	fuchsia skewed Cerebral Cloche of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, cap 22", Last Available: "2006-06"
1616	chaotic Cerebral Culottes	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 1xGhoul, cap 22", Last Available: "2006-06"
1617	Lo Pan's brainy Cerebral Crossbow of James Dean	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience (Moxie): +3, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2006-06"
1618	ice stein	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1619	munchies pill	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1620	twirling homeopathic healing powder	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1621	astral badger	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-06"
1622	anodized astral mushroom	0		Effect: "Corruption of Wretched Wally", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2006-06"
1623	badger badge	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1624	activated bouncing blue-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "stats.enq", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2006-06"
1625	polarized lime green green-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Don't Step to Your Stepmother", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2006-06"
1626	triple-activated vacuum-sealed orange-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Salsa Satanica", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2006-06"
1627	alkaline jittery purple-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Swimming with Sharks", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2006-06"
1628	vacuum-sealed wet oxidized gray pink-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Mushroom Melody", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2006-06"
1629	pulsating teal stanky raspberry beret	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 2xLep, cap 12"
1630	blurry pixel shield of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100
1631	beer cartilage	0		
1632	Spanish fly trap	0		
1633	huge Spanish fly	0		
1634	acceptable around the world	4	good	
1635	scrumdiddlyumptious solution	0		
1636	Toddler-sized Dragon Costume	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +5, Softcore Only
1637	super-warmed quadruple-ionized cyan squat lotion of hotness	0		Effect: "Eyes All Black", Effect Duration: 46
1638	magnetized polarized pulsating lotion of coldness	0		Effect: "Chlorophyll Flavor", Effect Duration: 21
1639	colloidal oxidized lotion of spookiness	0		Effect: "Cravin' for a Ravin'", Effect Duration: 52
1640	ionized double-wet jittery lotion of stench	0		Effect: "Halloweeny", Effect Duration: 14
1641	deionized narrow lotion of sleaziness	0		Effect: "Gemini Rising", Effect Duration: 29
1642	artisanal watered-down spinning Grimacite Bock	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2008-11"
1643	adequate wedge of gray cheese	4	good	Last Available: "2008-11"
1644	hot and sauce	0		
1645	purple and sauce	0		
1646	upside-down and sauce	0		
1647	olive stench and sauce	0		
1648	sleazy and sauce	0		
1649	blinking brick	0		Free Pull
1650	mirror milk of magnesium	0		
1651	huge normal foie gras	7	good	
1652	super-irradiated candy brain	0		Effect: "Salsa Satanica", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2020-09"
1653	Da Vinci's Socratic jewel-eyed wizard hat of Calamity Jane	0		Experience (Mysticality): 6, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Magic Missile", Familiar Effect: "atk, 5xVolley, 5xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2006-07"
1654	squat arcane researcher's wad of Crovacite of bravery	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Spooky Resistance: +5
1655	inspector's Jim Carey's collar	0		Monster Level: +25, Item Drop: +15
1656	White Citadel Satisfaction Satchel	0		
1657	olive onion shurikens	0		
1658	Cherry Cloaca Cola	0		
1659	olive Diet Cloaca Cola	0		
1660	Regular Cloaca Cola	0		
1661	maroon ruddy Radio KoL Keychain	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40
1662	yellow Van der Graaf Radio KoL Antenna Ball	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
1663	squat Radio KoL Flashlight of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
1664	bouncing Radio KoL Maracas of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20
1665	blinking Radio KoL Bottle Opener of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25
1666	healthy Radio KoL Patch	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20
1667	Cat-Herding Prod of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100
1668	lard-coated star boomerang	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
1669	skewed star stiletto of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15
1670	fraudwort	0		
1671	shysterweed	0		
1672	swindleblossom	0		
1673	ghostly frightening sinister grave robbing shovel	0		Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +5
1674	horrifying superhero mask	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1xFairy, cap 2"
1675	ore	0		
1676	squat styrofoam ore	0		
1677	bubblewrap ore	0		
1678	blue pet rock "Groucho" disguise	0		Familiar Weight: +11, Equips On: "Pet Rock | Toothsome Rock | Bulky Buddy Box | Holiday Log", Last Available: "2011-12"
1679	shaking extremely unsafe sword of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +100
1680	wicked staff of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Spell Damage: +5
1681	red cool bubblewrap sword of dire peril	0		Moxie: +5, Weapon Damage: +20
1682	Usain Bolt's sage bubblewrap staff	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Initiative: +80
1683	Van der Graaf quilted bubblewrap crossbow	0		Damage Absorption: +40, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
1684	family-friendly steel-toed styrofoam sword	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Sleaze Resistance: +1
1685	Van der Graaf therapeutic styrofoam staff	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
1686	up-at-dawn wizardly styrofoam crossbow	0		Mysticality: +25, Adventures: +5
1687	tumbling Platinum Yendorian Express Card	0		
1688	ruddy crossbow	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Item Drop: +5
1689	blurry lightning-fast ribbon	0		Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2006-07"
1690	maroon discarded bottlecap of the empath of courage	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Spooky Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 38"
1691	olive skewed shellacked Fonzie's discarded torn-up glove	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Damage Reduction: 7, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 0.5xPotato, cap 38"
1692	polymerized mirror salamander slurry	0		Effect: "Donho's Bubbly Ballad", Effect Duration: 56
1693	galvanized blue eyedrops of newt	0		Effect: "Pygmy Drinking Buddy", Effect Duration: 38
1694	vacuum-sealed extra-vacuum-sealed blurry Frogade	0		Effect: "Cake Caked", Effect Duration: 65
1695	frozen ghostly papotion of papower	0		Effect: "You Liver", Effect Duration: 13
1696	spoiled royal jelly taco	3	crappy	
1697	moldy bite-sized ghostly tofu taco	1	crappy	
1698	moldy miniature jumping bean taco	2	crappy	
1699	moldy immense catgut taco	8	crappy	
1700	low-calorie flavorless goat cheese taco	1	decent	
1701	adequate tumbling pr0n taco	3	good	
1702	nitrogenated activated jittery alphabet gum	0		Effect: "Tingling Feeling", Effect Duration: 16
1703	Comma Chameleon egg	0		Free Pull
1704	shingle	0		
1705	purple flaregun	0		
1706	cyan lard-coated sword of the early riser	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +5, Adventures: +7
1707	skewed supercharged studded flypaper staff of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum MP Percent: +30
1708	wobbly hardy Newton's grease gun of doom	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum HP: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
1709	Jeselnik's Da Vinci's stylish sword of static	0		Moxie: +25, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Sleaze Damage: +25
1710	blurry Jim Carey's forbidden beefy wiffle-flail	0		Muscle: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Monster Level: +25
1711	medical-grade wholesome groovy bubble bauble bow	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
1712	inspector's extremely unsafe Frost™ brand sword of the detective	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Item Drop: 35
1713	red hardy strapping squeaky staff	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum HP: +50
1714	red fireproof dance instructor's can cannon of mayonnaise	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Hot Resistance: +3
1715	sizzling starchy sword	0		Hot Damage: +10
1716	nasty starchy staff	0		Stench Damage: +5
1717	starchy crossbow of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3
1718	Lo Pan's pestoblade of the cheetah	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Initiative: +60
1719	sizzling forbidden poutine pole	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Hot Damage: +10
1720	executive clever curdflinger	0		Maximum MP: +20, Meat Drop: +40
1721	knitted muculent machete of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Cold Resistance: +3
1722	careful glistening staff of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Monster Level: -10
1723	upside-down beefy repeating crossbow of Leguizamo	0		Muscle: +10, Monster Level: +20
1725	blurry bigger stick	0		
1726	sinewy crossbow string	0		
1727	cyan sturdy sword hilt	0		
1728	electrified dense meat sword	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
1729	manspreader's dense meat staff	0		Monster Level: +10
1730	beefy dense meat crossbow	0		Muscle: +10
1731	fireproof smelly personal trainer's Spirit Precipice	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +3
1732	fuchsia frightening veiny wholesome smoldering staff	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Maximum HP: +10, Spooky Damage: +5
1733	gray fortified Socratic hot cross bow of Gandalf	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Damage Absorption: +60, Spell Critical Percent: +20
1734	Jack Frost's groovy sword behind inappropriate prepositions	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Alters Page Text
1735	aromatic greasy meatspout staff of the businessman	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +50
1736	lion tamer's Tesla beefy carob cannon	0		Muscle: +10, Experience (familiar): +2, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
1737	blue upside-down arcane researcher's Fonzie's shuddersword of Flo-Jo	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Initiative: +100
1738	lion tamer's brainy hairy staff of doom	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience (familiar): +2, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
1739	horrifying manspreader's Tesla projectile icemaker	0		Monster Level: +10, Spooky Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
1740	gravedigger's buffalo blade of Gandalf of bravery	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5
1741	Van der Graaf smartaleck's cheesestick	0		Moxie Percent: +30, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
1742	arcane researcher's potato pistol of mayonnaise	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
1743	dog trainer's savory sword	0		Experience (familiar): +1
1744	savory staff of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50
1745	tumbling savory crossbow of the ox	0		Muscle: +20
1746	aromatic sage Super Magic Power Sword X of Calamity Jane	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Stench Resistance: +1
1747	blinking baleful soylent staff of Leguizamo	0		Spell Damage: +25, Monster Level: +20
1748	horrifying ruddy goulauncher	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Spooky Damage: +25
1749	defective skull	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1750	Jack Frost's Gnollish pie server	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50
1751	skewed dangerous Gnollish slotted spoon	0		Weapon Damage: +10
1752	horrifying Knob Goblin spatula	0		Spooky Damage: +25
1753	jack flapper of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100
1754	upside-down thinker's filthy pestle	0		Mysticality: +10
1755	deadly Knob Goblin melon baller	0		Weapon Damage: +5
1756	Socratic huge spoon	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1
1757	jittery Usain Bolt's pizza cutter	0		Initiative: +80
1758	star spatula of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25
1759	toasty resourceful foon of fulmination	0		Maximum MP: +50, Hot Damage: +5
1760	red Oprah's foon of frigidity of the empath	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Familiar Weight: +5
1761	gray blinking Annie Oakley's foon of foulness	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Item Drop: +5
1762	pulsating Jim Carey's Socratic foon of fearfulness	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Monster Level: +25
1763	green lion tamer's sinister foon of fleshiness	0		Spell Damage: +10, Experience (familiar): +2
1764	Spookyraven library key	0		
1765	squat Spookyraven gallery key	0		
1766	blinking Spookyraven ballroom key	0		
1767	skewed pack of chewing gum	0		
1768	upside-down Gnomish toolbox	0		
1769	flavorless purple ghostly fricasseed brains	4	decent	
1770	normal bite-sized brains casserole	1	good	
1771	greasy butcherknife	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
1772	stiffened corn holder	0		Damage Reduction: 1
1773	narrow teal eggbeater	0		Item Drop: +5
1774	drinkable bottle of popskull	3	good	
1775	Lo Pan's dishrag	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30
1776	delicious shaking stale baguette	3	awesome	
1777	leftovers of indeterminate origin	0		
1778	toothsome dinner	4	awesome	
1779	ghostly studded katana	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Synergetic
1780	stiffened ram stick	0		Damage Reduction: 1
1781	grievous enchantlers	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xLep, cap 28"
1782	pulsating knitted ram-battering staff of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +3
1783	huge decent crazy Turkish delight	9	good	
1784	lightning-fast horrifying Snow Queen Crown	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xGhuol, cap 28"
1785	toasty rosy-cheeked healthy ga-ga radio	0		Maximum HP Percent: 50, Hot Damage: +5
1786	six pack of Mountain Stream	0		
1787	liquefied boiled blinking bag of Cheat-Os	0		Effect: "Joyful Resolve", Effect Duration: 62
1788	unrefined Mountain Stream syrup	0		
1789	Mob Penguin	0		
1790	lousy Ram's Face Lager	4	decent	
1791	ram horns	0		
1792	shaking twirling Oprah's quilted Travoltan trousers of the sweet-tooth	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Candy Drop: +100, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xLep, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2006-09", Moxie May Control MP
1793	wizardly pool cue of the brute	0		Mysticality: +25, Muscle Percent: +30
1794	alkaline handful of hand chalk	0		Effect: "Unusual Perspective", Effect Duration: 40
1795	yellow mirror extremely unsafe Counterclockwise Watch	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
1796	bone collar	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1797	misshapen animal skeleton	0		
1798	pulsating pile of animal bones	0		
1799	animal skull	0		
1800	animal cranium	0		
1801	huge animal jawbone	0		
1802	first cervical vertebra	0		
1803	tumbling second cervical vertebra	0		
1804	wobbly third cervical vertebra	0		
1805	maroon fourth cervical vertebra	0		
1806	fifth cervical vertebra	0		
1807	wobbly sixth cervical vertebra	0		
1808	seventh cervical vertebra	0		
1809	first thoracic vertebra	0		
1810	second thoracic vertebra	0		
1811	third thoracic vertebra	0		
1812	fourth thoracic vertebra	0		
1813	bouncing fifth thoracic vertebra	0		
1814	spinning narrow sixth thoracic vertebra	0		
1815	jittery seventh thoracic vertebra	0		
1816	huge eighth thoracic vertebra	0		
1817	ninth thoracic vertebra	0		
1818	ghostly tenth thoracic vertebra	0		
1819	eleventh thoracic vertebra	0		
1820	twelfth thoracic vertebra	0		
1821	pulsating twirling first lumbar vertebra	0		
1822	second lumbar vertebra	0		
1823	third lumbar vertebra	0		
1824	fourth lumbar vertebra	0		
1825	fifth lumbar vertebra	0		
1826	skewed sixth lumbar vertebra	0		
1827	seventh lumbar vertebra	0		
1828	sacral vertebrae	0		
1829	first caudal vertebra	0		
1830	second caudal vertebra	0		
1831	huge third caudal vertebra	0		
1832	fourth caudal vertebra	0		
1833	fifth caudal vertebra	0		
1834	fuchsia sixth caudal vertebra	0		
1835	seventh caudal vertebra	0		
1836	eighth caudal vertebra	0		
1837	upside-down ninth caudal vertebra	0		
1838	tenth caudal vertebra	0		
1839	left first rib	0		
1840	left second rib	0		
1841	upside-down left third rib	0		
1842	spinning left fourth rib	0		
1843	left fifth rib	0		
1844	left sixth rib	0		
1845	tumbling left seventh rib	0		
1846	cyan huge left eighth rib	0		
1847	squat left ninth rib	0		
1848	maroon left tenth rib	0		
1849	green ghostly left eleventh rib	0		
1850	left twelfth rib	0		
1851	right first rib	0		
1852	right second rib	0		
1853	right third rib	0		
1854	twirling right fourth rib	0		
1855	pulsating right fifth rib	0		
1856	right sixth rib	0		
1857	right seventh rib	0		
1858	right eighth rib	0		
1859	right ninth rib	0		
1860	right tenth rib	0		
1861	narrow right eleventh rib	0		
1862	right twelfth rib	0		
1863	animal pelvis	0		
1864	bouncing left scapula	0		
1865	right scapula	0		
1866	left clavicle	0		
1867	right clavicle	0		
1868	left humerus	0		
1869	right humerus	0		
1870	left radius	0		
1871	right radius	0		
1872	left ulna	0		
1873	teal right ulna	0		
1874	lime green left femur	0		
1875	right femur	0		
1876	left tibia	0		
1877	right tibia	0		
1878	left fibula	0		
1879	right fibula	0		
1880	left kneecap	0		
1881	right kneecap	0		
1882	left first front claw	0		
1883	left second front claw	0		
1884	left third front claw	0		
1885	left fourth front claw	0		
1886	tumbling right first front claw	0		
1887	right second front claw	0		
1888	right third front claw	0		
1889	right fourth front claw	0		
1890	left thumb	0		
1891	right thumb	0		
1892	bouncing left first rear claw	0		
1893	shaking left second rear claw	0		
1894	left third rear claw	0		
1895	left fourth rear claw	0		
1896	right first rear claw	0		
1897	jittery right second rear claw	0		
1898	shaking purple bouncing right third rear claw	0		
1899	narrow right fourth rear claw	0		
1900	1-ball of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20
1901	Van der Graaf Oprah's 2-ball	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
1902	ghostly Sherlock's healthy 3-ball	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Item Drop: +25
1903	bouncing studded deadly 4-ball	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Damage Absorption: +80
1904	squat inspector's toasty 5-ball	0		Hot Damage: +5, Item Drop: +15
1905	stiffened smartaleck's 6-ball	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Damage Reduction: 1
1906	frosty 7-ball	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
1907	jittery ghostly 8-ball	0		
1910	stiffened clockwork sword of the overflowing toilet of the glutton	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Food Drop: +100
1911	Usain Bolt's chilly wholesome clockwork staff	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +5, Initiative: +80
1912	zippy flame-wreathed Lo Pan's clockwork crossbow	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +20
1913	lime green clockwork handle	0		
1914	fuchsia clockwork rod	0		
1915	clockwork shank	0		
1916	Lord Spookyraven's spectacles	0		
1917	wallet	0		
1918	coin purse	0		
1919	English to A. F. U. E. Dictionary	0		
1920	bizarre illegible sheet music	0		
1921	resourceful wakizashi	0		Maximum MP: +50, Synergetic
1922	gob of wet hair	0		
1923	jittery roll of toilet paper	0		Free Pull
1924	tattered wolf standard	0		
1925	pulsating tattered snake standard	0		
1926	KoL Con 3-D Glasses	0		Familiar Effect: "8xLep, 1xFairy, cap 2"
1927	scary death orb	0		
1928	tuning fork	0		
1929	blurry zippy greaves	0		Initiative: +20, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr"
1930	thinker's helmet of incineration	0		Mysticality: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 0.5xFairy"
1931	auspicious spear of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Item Drop: +10, Breakable
1932	family-friendly shield	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Breakable
1933	nippy pitchfork	0		Cold Damage: +10
1934	shaking squat sinister broken sword	0		Spell Damage: +10
1935	studded snarling wolf shield	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Synergetic
1936	Newton's lupine sword	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Synergetic
1937	mansplainer's snake shield	0		Monster Level: +15, Synergetic
1938	blurry ghostly groovy serpentine sword	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Synergetic
1939	grouchy restless spirit	0		
1940	pulsating censurious family-friendly sharpshooter's 9-ball	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Sleaze Resistance: 4
1941	Annie Oakley's seal pendant of the scaredy-cat	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Monster Level: -15, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip
1942	blinking fireproof occult turtle brooch	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Hot Resistance: +3, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Single Equip
1943	scandalous stylish noodle ring	0		Moxie: +25, Sleaze Damage: +5, Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip
1944	Jeselnik's crafty saucepan earring	0		Maximum MP: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Class: "Sauceror", Single Equip
1945	red crafty cool disco ball pendant	0		Moxie: +5, Maximum MP: +10, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip
1946	bouncing personal trainer's accordion pin of the brazier	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Single Equip
1947	baleful worn tophat of the scaredy-cat	0		Spell Damage: +25, Monster Level: -15, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 31"
1948	wool ribald tap shoes	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip
1949	massive decent Manetwich	7	good	
1950	purple huge bouncing bottle of Vangoghbitussin	0		
1951	artisanal bottle of Pinot Renoir	4	EPIC	
1952	moldy low-calorie pulsating desiccated apricot	1	crappy	
1953	delicious flute of flat champagne	3	awesome	
1954	rotten dehydrated caviar	3	crappy	
1955	styrofoam peanuts	0		
1956	tolerable snifter of thoroughly aged brandy	4	good	
1957	bouncing quill pen	0		
1958	inkwell	0		
1959	squat tattered scrap of paper	0		
1960	blinking scroll of forbidden unspeakable evil	0		
1961	skewed can of Binarrrca	0		Free Pull, Effect: "Talking Like a Pirate", Effect Duration: 50
1962	wet Bit O' Ectoplasm	0		Effect: "Springy Fusilli", Effect Duration: 64
1963	dance card	0		
1964	twirling olive careful opera mask	0		Monster Level: -10, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr, cap 2"
1965	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	0		
1966	perfumed crafty Amulet of Yendor	0		Maximum MP: +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
1967	jittery jitterbug larva	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2007-10"
1968	squat bottle of perfume	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1969	spoon!	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1970	nervous tick egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2007-10"
1971	plastic pumpkin bucket	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +13, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-10", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.35
1972	shrimp fork of vim and vigor of the sewer	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Stench Damage: +25
1973	half of a memo	0		
1974	cocoabo	0		
1975	baby gravy fairy	0		
1976	gravy fairy	0		
1977	gravy fairy	0		
1978	gravy fairy	0		
1979	gravy fairy	0		
1980	sleazy gravy fairy	0		
1981	astral badger	0		
1982	MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	0		
1983	upside-down lime green hand turkey	0		
1984	snowy owl	0		
1985	ghostly tumbling scary death orb	0		
1986	mind flayer	0		
1987	squat teal undead elbow macaroni	0		
1988	angry cow	0		
1989	maroon Cheshire bitten	0		
1990	yo-yo	0		
1991	red rubber WWJD? bracelet	0		
1992	red rubber WWBD? bracelet	0		
1993	rubber WWSPD? bracelet	0		
1994	rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	0		
1995	mirror heart necklace	0		Free Pull
1996	right half of a heart necklace	0		
1997	narrow left half of a heart necklace	0		
1998	huge fuchsia pack of KWE trading card	0		
1999	stick of "gum"	0		
2000	Das Überkühlraum trading card	0		
2001	Vaso De Agua trading card	0		
2002	The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	0		
2003	upside-down Thorny Toad trading card	0		
2004	Chori Zo trading card	0		
2005	upside-down blue Morbidda trading card	0		
2006	Poison Oak trading card	0		
2007	blurry Princess Rutabaga trading card	0		
2008	blinking Roo trading card	0		
2009	Woldo trading card	0		
2010	narrow The Snake trading card	0		
2011	skewed Nayztameetjoo trading card	0		
2012	mirror Arrrmetia trading card	0		
2013	Serenity trading card	0		
2014	Inndya trading card	0		
2015	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	0		
2016	squat diamond necklace	0		
2017	spade necklace	0		
2018	huge club necklace	0		
2019	wobbly cream pie	0		Free Pull
2020	jumbo decent cherry pie	5	good	
2021	rotten low-calorie green strawberry pie	1	crappy	
2022	fancy adequate massive upside-down lemon meringue pie	6	good	Effect: "Spell Transfer Complete", Effect Duration: 10
2023	Genalen™ Bottle	1	EPIC	
2024	diet flavorless blurry bouncing mixed wildflower greens	1	decent	
2025	stale handful of walnuts	4	decent	
2026	yummy huge nutty organic salad	8	awesome	
2027	moldy small upside-down super salad	2	crappy	
2028	fancy rotten big tofu wonton	5	crappy	Effect: "Gutterminded", Effect Duration: 10
2029	mirror hippy protest button	0		Single Equip, Thorns: 1
2030	family-friendly gravedigger's Lockenstock™ sandals	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip
2031	Jack Frost's didgeridooka	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50
2032	lard-coated slick bullet-proof corduroys	0		Moxie: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xBarrr, cap 42"
2033	stylish round sunglasses	0		Moxie: +25, Single Equip
2034	family-friendly wicker shield	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1
2035	Marquis de Poivre soda	0		
2036	pickled corrupted radium-flavored potato chips	0		Effect: "Tapped In", Effect Duration: 11
2037	ionized vacuum-sealed wintergreen-flavored potato chips	0		Effect: "Bastard!", Effect Duration: 68
2038	non-colloidal ennui-flavored potato chips	0		Effect: "Big Punkin'", Effect Duration: 51
2039	x-ray specs	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2040	patchouli oil bomb	0		
2041	ferret bait	0		
2042	wobbly exploding hacky-sack	0		
2043	hemp net	0		
2044	your father's MacGuffin diary	0		
2045	adequate jittery brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	3	good	
2046	miniature normal skewed frat brats	2	good	
2047	adequate bite-sized blurry knob ka-bobs	1	good	
2049	drinkable huge can of Swiller	3	good	
2050	broken wings	0		
2051	sunken eyes	0		
2052	reassembled blackbird	0		
2053	bust of Pallas	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2054	market map	0		
2055	snake skin	0		
2056	nitrogenated improved adder bladder	0		Effect: "Pyromania", Effect Duration: 40
2057	pension check	0		
2058	picnic basket	0		
2059	super-galvanized upside-down Black No. 2	0		Effect: "Icy Composition", Effect Duration: 39
2060	nasty wholesome sword	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +5
2061	mirror helmet of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 40"
2062	lion tamer's resourceful shield	0		Maximum MP: +50, Experience (familiar): +2
2063	spoiled pulsating blackberry	3	crappy	
2064	forged identification documents	0		
2065	tumbling PADL Phone	0		
2066	hardened kick-ass kicks of the sweet-tooth	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip
2067	sake bomb	0		
2068	tequila grenade	0		
2069	tumbling beer helmet of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "0.5xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 42"
2070	executive Annie Oakley's distressed denim pants	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato, cap 42"
2071	squat purple grievous perforated battle paddle	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50
2072	tumbling medical-grade flashing novelty button of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
2073	skewed glowstick of the scaredy-cat of the boozehound	0		Monster Level: -15, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2006-10", Raveosity: +1
2074	extremely unsafe anniversary chutney sculpture	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100
2075	spandex anniversary shorts of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "5xVolley, 10xLep, cap 2"
2076	careful jar of anniversary jam	0		Monster Level: -10
2077	bucket of anniversary lard of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15
2078	olive anniversary concrete fedora of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "5xVolley, 5xLep, cap 2"
2079	crafty Socratic makeshift turban	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum MP: +10, Blind, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 25"
2080	pulsating thinker's makeshift cape	0		Mysticality: +10
2081	makeshift skirt of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 25"
2082	blue narrow toothbrush	0		
2083	makeshift crane	0		
2084	can of starch	0		
2085	altered twirling shaking bottle of ultravitamins	1		Effect: "Waxing", Effect Duration: 10
2086	compressed shaking bottle of cough syrup	1		
2087	diluted huge yellow blinking tube of hair oil	1		Effect: "Pretending to Pretend", Effect Duration: 5
2088	concentrated Daffy Taffy	0		Effect: "Tasting the Rainbow", Effect Duration: 12
2089	Crimboween memo	0		Last Available: "2006-10"
2090	chilly coward's therapeutic arcane researcher's brainy pilgrim shield	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Monster Level: -20, Cold Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-11"
2091	bath salts	0		
2092	hand mirror	0		
2093	twirling olive razor-sharp hors d'oeuvre tray	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25
2094	half-sized moldy enchanted blue ballroom blintz	2	crappy	Effect: "Arresistible", Effect Duration: 35
2095	towel	0		
2096	dried guy made of bee pollen	1		
2097	17-ball of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20
2098	filthy lucre	0		
2099	bouncing hobo gristle	0		
2100	jittery shredded can label	0		
2101	bloodstained briquette	0		
2102	greasy dreadlock	0		
2103	wobbly shaking vial of pirate sweat	0		
2104	empty aftershave bottle	0		
2105	coal button	0		
2106	burned-out arcanodiode	0		
2107	non-Euclidean hoof	0		
2108	rock	0		
2109	huge stringy sinew	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2110	stick	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2111	purple tooth	0		
2112	narrow leaf	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2113	Lo Pan's wheel	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2006-12"
2114	yo	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2115	spinning sharpshooter's prehistoric spear	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2006-12"
2116	stick-on-a-string	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2117	bouncing greedy Newton's fire	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 2", Last Available: "2023-09"
2118	narrow leaf tube	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2119	upside-down lit cigar	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2120	supercharged Grateful Undead T-shirt	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30
2121	occult ASCII shirt	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25
2122	flame-retardant Tesla safety vest	0		Hot Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
2123	sizzling eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	0		Hot Damage: +10
2125	sinister Ye Olde Navy Fleece	0		Spell Damage: +10
2126	jittery narrow savvy thinker's bronze breastplate	0		Mysticality: +10, Mysticality Percent: +20
2127	lard-coated frightening hat hacker T-shirt	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
2128	vampire collar	0		Single Equip
2129	ghostly possessed top	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
2130	smartaleck's killer rag doll	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Last Available: "2006-12"
2131	tree-eating kite	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2132	up-at-dawn incredibly marionette	0		Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2006-12"
2133	spinning lime green dress ball	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
2134	blurry shellacked mad scientist's sock monkey	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2006-12"
2135	alien blob	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2136	lime green vampire duck-on-a-string of the storm of incineration	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2006-12"
2137	blurry toy crazy train of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12"
2138	bouncing razor-tipped yo-yo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
2139	blue shaking toy mercenary	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2140	ghostly length of string	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2141	toy wheel	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2142	bouncing block	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2143	felt	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2144	tumbling evil googly eye	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2145	stuffing	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2146	evil teddy bear	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2147	evil teddy bear sewing kit	0		
2148	blurry toothsome rock	0		
2149	tasty low-calorie frank	1	awesome	Last Available: "2011-12"
2150	decent snack-sized teal plate of franks and beans	2	good	Last Available: "2011-12"
2151	bad purple shot of blackberry schnapps	3	decent	
2152	narrow capacitor relay	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2153	carbon nanotube frame	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2154	narrow bouncing ion grid	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2155	twirling wobbly Feynman gate	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2156	logic synthesizer	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2157	spinning high-resistance ultrapolymer plating	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2158	jittery blurry servomechanical torsion facilitator	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2159	quantum polarity inducer	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2160	bi-lateral logic compressor	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2161	computronic processing unit	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2162	reverse-oscillating klystron	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2163	sub-molecular interocitor	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2164	recursive spline reticulator	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2165	jittery atomic vector plotter	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2166	ion-pulse modulation stabilizer	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2167	skewed blinking hyperbolic plasma focuser	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2168	crafty toy ray gun of the empath	0		Maximum MP: +10, Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2006-12"
2169	Fonzie's toy space helmet of chilblains	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Cold Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 43", Last Available: "2006-12"
2170	bouncing MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.3
2171	wobbly avaricious astronaut pants of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1.5xPotato, cap 43", Last Available: "2006-12"
2172	greasy toy jet pack	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2006-12"
2173	narrow triangular stone	0		
2174	mossy stone sphere	0		
2175	pulsating smooth stone sphere	0		
2176	cracked stone sphere	0		
2177	rough stone sphere	0		
2178	bouncing tumbling shellacked obsidian dagger	0		Damage Reduction: 7
2179	archaeologist's notebook	0		
2180	amulet	0		
2181	chocolate lump	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2182	tumbling Harold's hammer head	0		
2183	upside-down Harold's hammer handle	0		
2184	Harold's hammer	0		
2185	chaotic Kiss the Knob apron	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10
2186	spinning unlit birthday cake	0		
2187	lit birthday cake	0		
2188	flask of peppermint oil	1	good	Last Available: "2006-12"
2189	fortified lousy flask of peppermint schnapps	5	decent	Last Available: "2006-12"
2190	yuletide troll chrysalis	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-12"
2191	book of carols	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2192	mirror sheet music	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2193	decent candy stake	4	good	Last Available: "2006-12"
2194	practically non-alcoholic mediocre eggnog	1	decent	Last Available: "2006-12"
2195	delicious unspeakable fruitcake	3	awesome	Last Available: "2006-12"
2196	bland gingerbread horror	3	decent	Last Available: "2006-12"
2197	chilled cold-filtered pulsating but probably evil chocolate	0		Effect: "Barbecue Saucy", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2006-12"
2198	flavorless bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	3	decent	Effect: "Bells in the Batfry", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2023-06"
2199	delicious teal skull-shaped Crimboween cookie	4	awesome	Effect: "Carol of the Bones", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
2200	rotten shaking tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	3	crappy	Effect: "Crimbo Epiphany", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
2201	rosewater-soaked plastic gift-wrapping vampire	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2006-12"
2202	mirror chaotic plastic yuletide troll	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2006-12"
2203	purple plastic skeletal reindeer of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12"
2204	shaking Sinatra's plastic Crimboween pentagram	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12"
2205	squat reassuring plastic Scream Queen	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2006-12"
2206	time sleigh	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-12"
2207	hardened Crimbo tiki necklace	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2006-12"
2208	lime green miser's stylish bobble-hip hula elf doll	0		Moxie: +25, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2006-12"
2209	censurious Crimbo ukulele	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2006-12"
2210	extremely unsafe Tiki lighter of doom	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2006-12", Stat Tuning: "Moxie"
2211	pulsating lime green brainy deck of tropical cards of the dark arts	0		Mysticality: +5, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2006-12", Stat Tuning: "Mysticality"
2212	maroon asbestos-lined therapeutic tropical paperweight	0		Hot Resistance: +5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2006-12", Stat Tuning: "Muscle"
2213	gray tropical Crimbo pressie	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2214	narrow tropical wrapping paper	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2215	huge Tropical Crimbo Hat of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2006-12"
2216	manspreader's Tropical Crimbo Shorts	0		Monster Level: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul", Last Available: "2006-12"
2217	bland huge enchanted blurry super ka-bob	8	decent	Effect: "Butt-Rock Hair", Effect Duration: 25
2218	low-calorie normal blurry ghostly beer basted brat	1	good	
2219	mirror forbidden Tropical Crimbo Sword	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2006-12"
2220	extra-enhanced and Crimboween candy	0		Effect: "X-Ray Vision", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2020-09"
2221	Great Ball of Frozen Fire	0		Last Available: "2007-01"
2222	lion tamer's sinister liar's pants	0		Spell Damage: +10, Experience (familiar): +2, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cold atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2007-01"
2223	juggler's balls of the cheetah of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: 160, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2224	Sherlock's pink shirt	0		Item Drop: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2225	blurry familiar doppelgänger	0		Monster Level: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2226	pulsating personal trainer's weightlifter's evil eyeball pendant	0		Muscle: +15, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2227	enhanced bouncing arse-a'fire elixir	0		Effect: "Techno Bliss", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2007-01"
2228	concentrated cosmic lemonade	0		Effect: "Knob Goblin Lust Frenzy", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2007-01"
2229	denatured red toad horn	0		Effect: "Knob Goblin Lust Frenzy", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2007-01"
2230	spinning huge icicle katana	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2231	mote	0		
2232	blinking smudged alchemical recipe	0		
2233	bow tie of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Clowniness: 75
2234	blue calavera concertina of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Song Duration: 7
2235	perfumed Samson's ratarang	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Stench Resistance: +5
2236	oxidized ghostly huge turtle pheromones	0		Effect: "Berry Experiential", Effect Duration: 63
2237	pygmy blowgun	0		
2238	tumbling Fonzie's pygmy nose-bone	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Single Equip
2239	foul-smelling toasty bad voodoo mask	0		Hot Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 40"
2240	jittery bottle of alcohol	0		
2241	careful pygmy spear	0		Monster Level: -10
2242	super-oxidized pygmy pygment	0		Effect: "Human-Plant Hybrid", Effect Duration: 20
2243	ghostly knitted headhunter necktie of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip
2244	resourceful wholesome pointed stick	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +50
2245	wholesome knobby helmet turtle	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xFairy, cap 5"
2246	MacGyver's knobby kneepads	0		Maximum MP: +100
2247	personal trainer's sewer turtle	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
2248	rosewater-soaked Samson's sebaceous shield	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Stench Resistance: +3
2249	foul-smelling skeletortoise	0		Stench Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 2xFairy, cap 7"
2251	cyan box turtle of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25
2252	tumbling box turtle of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20
2253	rock-hard thinker's bottlecap turtle	0		Mysticality: +10, Damage Reduction: 5
2254	blinking Sherlock's Jeselnik's Herculean bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Sleaze Damage: +25, Item Drop: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xLep, cap 17"
2255	blurry lion tamer's furry turtle	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 2xFairy, cap 11"
2256	mansplainer's furry earmuffs	0		Monster Level: +15
2257	blue scandalous clever reinforced furry underpants	0		Maximum MP: +20, Sleaze Damage: +5
2258	maroon shaking ghostly "I Love Me, Vol. I"	0		
2259	photograph of God	0		
2260	hard rock candy	0		
2261	hard-boiled ostrich egg	0		
2262	bird rib	0		
2263	yellow ghostly lion oil	0		
2264	yummy stunt nuts	4	awesome	
2265	miniature moldy wet stew	2	crappy	
2266	narrow wet stunt nut stew	0		
2267	Mega Gem	0		
2268	vibrating Staff of Fats	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10
2269	diet yummy sausage wonton	1	awesome	
2270	mirror curative ruddy belt	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
2271	perfectly mixed watered-down bottle of Merlot	2	EPIC	
2272	watered-down tolerable bottle of Port	2	good	
2273	tolerable bottle of Pinot Noir	4	good	
2274	hand-crafted enchanted weak bottle of Zinfandel	2	EPIC	Effect: "Crudé", Effect Duration: 25
2275	delicious bottle of Marsala	3	awesome	
2276	fortified acceptable special bottle of Muscat	5	good	Effect: "Berry Defensive", Effect Duration: 25
2277	Fernswarthy's key	0		
2278	huge spinning Fernswarthy's letter	0		
2279	book	0		
2280	mirror Manual of Labor	0		
2281	tumbling twirling Manual of Transmission	0		
2282	Manual of Dexterity	0		
2283	Newton's seal-skull helmet	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
2284	upside-down petrified noodles	0		
2285	chisel	0		
2286	maroon Eye of Ed	0		
2287	blinking sharpshooter's glowstick of the sewer	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2007-01", Raveosity: +1
2288	encoder ring	0		Single Equip
2289	huge olive paperclip	0		
2290	wobbly really house	0		
2291	Non-Essential Amulet	0		
2292	wine vinaigrette	0		
2293	cup of strong herbal tea	0		
2294	red Curiously Shiny Ancient Evil-Bashing Axe	0		
2295	marinated stakes	0		
2296	squat knob butter	0		
2297	ghostly vial of ectoplasm	0		
2298	boock of darck magicks	0		
2299	EZ-Play Harmonica Book	0		
2300	fingerless hobo gloves	0		
2301	pulsating Chomsky's comic books	0		
2302	yellow worm-riding hooks	0		
2303	Libram of Candy Heart Summoning	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12", Skill: "Summon Candy Heart"
2304	modified candy heart	0		Effect: "Human-Demon Hybrid", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2007-02"
2305	chilled pink candy heart	0		Effect: "Grape Expectations", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2007-02"
2306	frozen quantum candy heart	0		Effect: "Singer's Faithful Ocelot", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2007-02"
2307	super-anodized mirror candy heart	0		Effect: "Also Schmeckt Zarathustra", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2007-02"
2308	polymerized bouncing candy heart	0		Effect: "Winklered", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2007-02"
2309	quantum spinning candy heart	0		Effect: "Elvish", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2007-02"
2310	pulsating candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2311	pink candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2312	olive candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2313	candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2314	candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2315	blue candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2316	red broken carburetor	0		
2317	twirling bronze token	0		
2318	bomb	0		
2319	carved wheel	0		
2320	worm-riding manual page	0		
2321	skewed worm-riding manual page 2	0		
2322	worm-riding manual pages 3-15	0		
2323	headpiece of the Staff of Ed	0		
2324	Staff of Ed, almost	0		
2325	Staff of Ed	0		
2326	stone rose	0		
2327	dry wet blinking blue can of paint	0		Effect: "Innately Wise", Effect Duration: 41
2328	drum machine	0		
2329	handful of confetti	0		
2330	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	0		
2331	bouquet of circular saw blades	0		
2332	tasty Better Than Cuddling Cake	3	awesome	
2333	ninja snowman	0		
2334	olive Holy MacGuffin	0		
2335	rubber WWBBDD? bracelet	0		
2336	Usain Bolt's friendly pipe	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Initiative: +80
2337	beefcake's reinforced beaded headband	0		Muscle: +25, Familiar Effect: "0.5xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 42"
2338	decent pudding	4	good	Wiki Name: "black pudding (food)"
2339	weak mediocre tumbling Blackfly Chardonnay	2	decent	
2340	tolerable bouncing bouncing & tan	3	good	
2341	pepper	0		
2342	rotten forest cake	4	crappy	
2343	stale jumbo forest ham	5	decent	
2344	double-cold-filtered squat tumbling filthworm hatchling scent gland	0		Effect: "Emotion Sickness", Effect Duration: 37
2345	triple-irradiated pulsating twirling filthworm drone scent gland	0		Effect: "Heart of Green", Effect Duration: 36
2346	quadruple-liquefied wet shaking filthworm royal guard scent gland	0		Effect: "Neuroplastici Tea", Effect Duration: 60
2347	heart of the filthworm queen	0		
2348	pulsating water pipe bomb	0		
2349	pulsating green gas balloon	0		
2350	beer bomb	0		
2351	superamplified boom box	0		
2352	cyan gravedigger's fire poi of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Spooky Damage: +10
2353	bejeweled pledge pin of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
2354	communications windchimes	0		
2355	liquefied non-deionized skewed henna face paint	0		Effect: "Dragged Through the Coals", Effect Duration: 19
2356	pickled tube of dread wax	0		Effect: "Burning Tongue", Effect Duration: 43
2357	shaking perfumed forbidden Gaia beads	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Stench Resistance: +5
2358	pink clay bead	0		
2359	maroon clay bead	0		
2360	clay bead	0		
2361	greedy Tesla hippy medical kit	0		Meat Drop: +20, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
2362	stylish weightlifter's Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	0		Muscle: +15, Moxie: +25
2363	pulsating clever longhaired hippy wig of courage	0		Maximum MP: +20, Spooky Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol"
2364	twirling cyan groovy Zim Merman's guitar	0		Moxie Percent: +10
2365	boxer's C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	0		Muscle Percent: +10
2366	brainy peel hat	0		Mysticality: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley"
2367	mirror carbonated soy milk	0		
2368	ghostly flame-retardant Fonzie's flowing hippy skirt	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Hot Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xFairy, cap 45"
2369	filthy poultice	0		
2370	natural fennel soda	0		
2371	blinking smoke bomb	0		
2372	bunch of bananas	0		
2373	rotten twirling banana	4	crappy	
2374	banana peel	0		
2375	rotten banana cream pie	4	crappy	
2376	watered-down acceptable shaking banana daiquiri	2	good	
2377	lousy bungle in the jungle	4	decent	
2378	banana spritzer	0		
2379	super-pressed banana smoothie	0		Effect: "Human-Machine Hybrid", Effect Duration: 44
2380	dandy lion cub	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2007-03"
2381	mirror woolen cravat	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-03"
2382	red mirror class ring	0		
2383	wobbly class ring	0		
2384	class ring	0		
2385	bottle opener belt buckle	0		Single Equip, Damage Aura: 1
2386	twirling forbidden keg shield of horror	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +25
2387	ghostly finger of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60
2388	wobbly wicked war tongs of the boozehound	0		Spell Damage: +5, Booze Drop: +100
2389	gray blinking Monstar energy beverage	0		
2390	auspicious asbestos apron	0		Item Drop: +10
2391	beaten-up Chucks of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20
2392	aromatic natty ascot	0		Stench Resistance: +1
2393	frosty brainy wreath of laurels	0		Mysticality: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "0.5xLep, 0.5xFairy"
2394	up-at-dawn studded Danglin' Chad's loincloth	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 0.5xVolley"
2395	wobbly Sinatra's tube sock	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Single Equip
2396	olive jittery chloroform rag	0		
2397	narrow depantsing bomb	0		
2398	Socratic energy drink IV	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Single Equip
2399	red fireproof Elmley shades of the glutton	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip
2400	molotov cocktail cocktail	0		
2401	flame-wreathed Socratic beer bong	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Hot Spell Damage: +10
2402	gauze garter	0		
2403	barrel of gunpowder	0		
2404	jam band flyers	0		
2405	squat rock band flyers	0		
2406	cyan Panda outfit	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +5
2407	pink bat eye	0		
2408	maroon worthless piece of glass	0		
2409	tumbling billy idol	0		
2410	wobbly twirling rag	0		
2411	jittery broken petri dish	0		
2412	tumbling sammich crust	0		
2413	triffid bark	0		
2414	lint	0		
2415	discarded pacifier	0		
2416	bounty-hunting helmet of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1.5xFairy, cap 25"
2417	pulsating fuchsia studded bounty-hunting rifle	0		Damage Absorption: +80
2418	lion tamer's bounty-hunting pants	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xFairy, cap 25"
2419	corrupted bottle of rhinoceros hormones	0		Effect: "Feline Ferocity", Effect Duration: 11
2420	electrified anodized skewed teeny-tiny magic scroll	0		Effect: "Spooky Blur", Effect Duration: 55
2421	alkaline gray bottle of pirate juice	0		Effect: "Toothy Grin", Effect Duration: 50
2422	improved magnetized narrow bouncing irradiated pet snacks	0		Effect: "Gunky Dory", Effect Duration: 64
2423	polarized wobbly Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	0		Effect: "Squid Squint", Effect Duration: 27
2424	oxidized blinking cyclops eyedrops	0		Effect: "Always In Motion", Effect Duration: 23
2425	modified polarized mirror can of spinach	0		Effect: "Stemonitis Storm", Effect Duration: 53
2426	dry ionized fire flower	0		Effect: "Very Clean Guns", Effect Duration: 63
2427	ionized teal twirling freezerburned ice cube	0		Effect: "Boschface", Effect Duration: 37
2428	unsweetened skewed ghostly pulsating fake blood	0		Effect: "Broken Bone Nubs", Effect Duration: 69
2429	ionized fuchsia narrow Eau de Guaneau	0		Effect: "Vitamin-Maxed", Effect Duration: 27
2430	dry energized purple shaking bag of lard	0		Effect: "Mo' Hobo", Effect Duration: 47
2431	non-modified bottle of Mystic Shell	0		Effect: "Fiery Spirit", Effect Duration: 24
2432	magnetized SPF 451 lip balm	0		Effect: "Educated (Sorta)", Effect Duration: 30
2433	aerosolized Vulcanized bottle of antifreeze	0		Effect: "Human-Insect Hybrid", Effect Duration: 63
2434	corrupted ionized Vulcanized teal ghostly eyedrops	0		Effect: "Billiards Belligerence", Effect Duration: 13
2435	activated blinking Dogsgotnonoz pills	0		Effect: "Steroid Boost", Effect Duration: 51
2436	modified red spinning donkey flipbook	0		Effect: "Broken Fast", Effect Duration: 64
2437	New Cloaca-Cola	0		
2438	blue scented massage oil	0		
2439	poltergeist-in-the-jar-o	0		
2440	unnatural gas	0		
2441	Knob Goblin Encryption Key	0		
2442	Cobb's Knob map	0		
2443	maroon horrifying razor-sharp pink glowstick	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2007-03", Raveosity: +1
2444	aged twirling Supernova Champagne	3	awesome	
2445	tumbling Deactivated O. A. F.	0		Last Available: "2007-04"
2446	hardware upgrade	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-04"
2447	fuchsia bad penguin egg	0		Free Pull
2448	tasteful bow tie	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2449	mirror six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola	0		
2450	pulsating empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	0		
2451	electrified goatskin umbrella	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
2452	nasty wool hat of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Stench Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 43"
2453	Goodfella contract	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2454	baleful grievous belt	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
2455	spinning sizzling bar whip	0		Hot Damage: +10
2456	crafty barskin buckler	0		Maximum MP: +10
2457	squat slick whip	0		Moxie: +10
2458	maroon skewed nasty barskin loincloth	0		Stench Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 4xVolley, cap 6"
2459	beefy tighty whiteys	0		Muscle: +10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 3xVolley, cap 10"
2460	bouncing rosewater-soaked yak toupee	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 25"
2462	odor extractor	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
2463	Manual of Transcendent Olfaction	0		Skill: "Transcendent Olfaction"
2464	spoiled enchanted bowl of Bounty-Os	3	crappy	Effect: "Mighty Shout", Effect Duration: 10
2465	lousy Oreille Divisée brandy	4	decent	
2466	pompadour'd puppy	0		
2467	suede shoes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2468	callused fingerbone	0		
2469	blurry gray bundle of receipts	0		
2470	twirling cork	0		
2471	stardust	0		
2472	wilted lettuce	0		
2473	lime green empty greasepaint tube	0		
2474	clown skin	0		
2475	experienced clown wig of bravery	0		Experience: +2, Spooky Resistance: +5, Clowniness: 50, Familiar Effect: "chromatic atk, 1xPotato, cap 12"
2476	thinker's clownskin belt	0		Mysticality: +10, Clowniness: 50
2477	huge lightning-fast clownskin buckler	0		Initiative: +40, Clowniness: 50
2478	huge veiny clown whip	0		Maximum HP: +10, Clowniness: 50
2479	demon skin	0		
2480	mirror personal trainer's demon-horned hat	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xLep, cap 17"
2481	chilly demon buckler	0		Cold Damage: +5
2482	narrow avaricious shellacked demon whip of Gandalf	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +30
2483	barskin cloak of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15
2484	lard-coated wizardly snakeskin duster	0		Mysticality: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
2485	cyan vibrating clownskin harness of mayonnaise	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Clowniness: 50
2486	pulsating hardy demonskin jacket of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: 150
2487	lime green Oprah's hipposkin poncho	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50
2488	yak anorak of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
2489	tuxedo shirt of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50
2490	narrow deadly gnauga hide vest of the empath	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Familiar Weight: +5
2491	shirt kit	0		
2492	tropical orchid	0		
2493	squat stick of dynamite	0		
2494	inspector's friendly Necrotelicomnicon	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Item Drop: +15
2495	smooth Cookbook of the Damned of the overflowing toilet	0		Moxie: +15, Stench Spell Damage: +50
2496	ghostly crafty ruddy Sinful Desires	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Maximum MP: +10
2497	molybdenum magnet	0		
2498	molybdenum hammer	0		
2499	ghostly molybdenum screwdriver	0		
2500	molybdenum pliers	0		
2501	molybdenum crescent wrench	0		
2502	Really Expensive Jewelry and You	0		Skill: "Really Expensive Jewelrycrafting"
2503	extra-fancy ring setting	0		
2504	huge precious piercing post	0		
2505	necklace chain	0		
2506	beach glass bead	0		
2507	clay peace-sign bead	0		
2508	careful beach glass necklace	0		Monster Level: -10
2509	stiffened peace-sign necklace	0		Damage Reduction: 1
2510	purple avaricious round sunglasses of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip
2511	Frat Army FGF	0		
2512	wobbly Hippy Army MPE	0		
2513	lime green weightlifter's spark plug earring of doom	0		Muscle: +15, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
2514	fuchsia wizardly woven baling wire bracelets of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Mysticality: +25
2515	squat frosty gearbox necklace of the boozehound	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Booze Drop: +100
2516	tumbling zippy stylish wrench bracelet	0		Moxie: +25, Initiative: +20
2517	ghostly ribald hardened chain necklace	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Sleaze Damage: +10
2518	purple Jim Carey's sawblade shield	0		Monster Level: +25
2519	perfectly mixed pulsating McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	4	EPIC	
2520	aged practically non-alcoholic melted Jell-o shot	1	awesome	
2521	aged distilled cruelty-free wine	5	awesome	
2522	lousy thistle wine	4	decent	
2523	squat megatofu	0		
2524	displaced fish	0		
2525	miniature decent fish	2	good	
2526	flavorless fancy big fish casserole	5	decent	Effect: "New Zeal", Effect Duration: 5
2527	diet normal fish lasagna	1	good	
2528	bouncing filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")	0		
2529	moldy squat gnatloaf	3	crappy	
2530	fancy spoiled yellow gnatloaf casserole	3	crappy	Effect: "Chalky White Pallor", Effect Duration: 10
2531	tasty half-sized gnat lasagna	2	awesome	
2532	huge pork	0		
2533	flavorless pork chop sandwiches	3	decent	
2534	bland pork casserole	3	decent	
2535	spoiled pork lasagna	4	crappy	
2536	canopic jar	0		
2537	spice	0		
2538	cyan blurry organs	0		
2539	upside-down lion tamer's Ankh of Badahnkadh	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip
2540	skewed tomb ratchet	0		
2541	narrow Mayflower bouquet	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Drops Items, Last Available: "2007-05", Item Drop (sporadic): +2.5, Meat Drop (sporadic): +5
2542	moist twirling lesser grodulated violet	0		Effect: "Squatting and Thrusting", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2007-05"
2543	liquefied twirling tin magnolia	0		Effect: "Voracious Gorging", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2007-05"
2544	diffused irradiated non-aerosolized begpwnia	0		Effect: "Here to Kick Ass", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2007-05"
2545	anodized twirling upsy daisy	0		Effect: "Loco Motives", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2007-05"
2546	concentrated half-orchid	0		Effect: "Hyphemariffic", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2007-05"
2547	shellacked dangerous tin star	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2007-05"
2548	double-paned cool outrageous sombrero	0		Moxie: +5, Cold Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2007-05"
2549	studded "Humorous" T-shirt of the businessman	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2007-05"
2550	Peppercorns of Power	0		
2551	huge vial of mojo	0		
2552	reeds	0		
2553	pulsating turtle chain	0		
2554	distilled seal blood	0		
2555	maroon high-octane olive oil	0		
2556	mansplainer's Annie Oakley's vibrating Shagadelic Disco Banjo	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Monster Level: +15, Class: "Disco Bandit"
2557	ghostly sizzling Squeezebox of the Ages of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Hot Damage: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15
2558	gravedigger's Rosewater's Chelonian Morningstar	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Spooky Damage: +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
2559	deadly Hammer of Smiting of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: 25, Class: "Seal Clubber"
2560	maroon spinning Sinatra's 17-alarm Saucepan of Leguizamo	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Monster Level: +20, Class: "Sauceror"
2561	teal deadly groovy Greek Pasta Spoon of Peril of the overflowing toilet	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Weapon Damage: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Pastamancer"
2562	wobbly half-rotten brain	0		
2563	pulsating bonesaw	0		
2564	plus-sized phylactery	0		
2565	huge can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	0		
2566	Azazel's unicorn	0		
2567	Azazel's lollipop	0		
2568	olive Azazel's tutu	0		
2569	adjusted ant agonist	0		Effect: "Muscle Unbound", Effect Duration: 24
2570	squat cyan ant hoe	0		Familiar Effect: "sleaze damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2571	ant rake	0		Familiar Effect: "hot damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2572	ant pitchfork	0		Familiar Effect: "stench damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2573	blurry ant sickle	0		Familiar Effect: "spooky damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2574	jittery ant pick	0		Familiar Effect: "cold damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2575	bronzed locust	0		
2576	purple honey-dipped locust	0		
2577	curative strapping cactus quill	0		Muscle: +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
2578	clever educational Staff of the Short Order Cook of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Experience: +1, Maximum MP: +20
2579	thick spoiled special cactus fruit	5	crappy	Effect: "Superhuman Sarcasm", Effect Duration: 15
2580	olive scorching scorpion whip of the sweet-tooth	0		Hot Damage: +25, Candy Drop: +100
2581	blurry handful of sand	0		
2582	brick of sand	0		
2583	super-sized adequate centipede eggs	5	good	
2584	blurry wonderwall shield of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50
2585	miser's Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	0		Meat Drop: +10
2586	gray Sherlock's General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	0		Item Drop: +25
2587	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50
2588	blurry toasty Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	0		Hot Damage: +5
2589	adequate pulsating hot date	3	good	
2590	weak drinkable distilled fortified wine	2	good	
2591	big bland tasty tart	5	decent	
2592	Knob Goblin lunchbox	0		
2593	spoiled shaking Knob pasty	4	crappy	
2594	delicious mirror thermos full of Knob coffee	3	awesome	
2595	oxidized double-corrupted vacuum-sealed Ben-Gal™ Balm	0		Effect: "Moon-Eyed", Effect Duration: 36
2596	leathery cat skin	0		
2597	leathery bat skin	0		
2598	lime green wobbly leathery rat skin	0		
2599	Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate	0		
2600	maroon carbonated water lily	0		
2601	zippy miser's Staff of the Midnight Snack of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +10, Initiative: +20
2602	padded smartaleck's beefcake's Staff of Blood and Pudding	0		Muscle: +25, Moxie Percent: +30, Damage Absorption: +20
2603	smoldering box	0		
2604	jittery curative Tuesday's ruby	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Variable
2605	palm frond	0		
2606	palm-frond fan	0		
2607	ruddy palm-frond whip	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40
2608	tumbling palm-frond net	0		
2609	jittery horrifying Da Vinci's palm-frond capris	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spooky Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1.5xGhuol, cap 35"
2610	jittery Samson's extra-large palm-frond toupee	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 37"
2611	palm-frond cloak of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3
2612	vinyl coin purse	0		
2613	spinning yellow rocky raccoon	0		
2614	mojo filter	0		
2615	rotten pulsating savoy truffle	4	crappy	
2616	wobbly Magi-Wipes	0		
2617	boom	0		
2618	Fonzie's Iiti Kitty phone charm	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Single Equip
2619	fuchsia narrow jar of swamp gas	0		Last Available: "2007-05"
2620	adequate blurry unidentified jerky	3	good	
2621	Fonzie's boxer's nasty rat mask	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Experience (Moxie): +1, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xBarrr, cap 45"
2622	rosewater-soaked ratskin belt of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip
2623	skewed wobbly nasty energetic rattail whip	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +5
2624	spinning resourceful curative bat hat	0		Maximum MP: +50, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xVolley, cap 45"
2625	miser's frosty bat whip	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +10
2626	bouncing blurry Sherlock's gravedigger's bat-ass jacket	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Item Drop: +25
2627	up-at-dawn stylish catskin cap	0		Moxie: +25, Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 45"
2628	aromatic banded catskin buckler	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Stench Resistance: +1
2629	fuchsia Rosewater's tail o' nine cats of the glutton	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Food Drop: +100
2630	Hugo's Weaving Manual	0		
2631	extra-quantum chilled gremlin juice	0		Effect: "Quantum of Moxie", Effect Duration: 20
2632	vacuum-sealed pickled shaking mother's helper	0		Effect: "Abyssal Sweat", Effect Duration: 27
2633	nasty Temple Grandin's pat-a-cake pendant	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Stench Damage: +5
2634	mummy wrapping	0		
2635	spinning really thick bandage	0		
2636	mummy mask of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 42"
2637	baleful gauze shorts of the overflowing toilet	0		Spell Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 42"
2638	gauze hammock	0		Bonus Resting HP: +60
2639	cherry soda	0		
2640	wobbly clever greaves of terror	0		Maximum MP: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 40"
2641	nippy cowboy hat of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Cold Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 41"
2642	hardened Maxwell's Silver Hammer of Flo-Jo	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Initiative: +100
2643	cool happiness	0		Moxie: +5
2644	lime green feather	0		
2645	feather	0		
2646	jittery frightful feather	0		
2647	narrow fetid feather	0		
2648	flirtatious feather	0		
2649	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Single Equip
2650	ghostly bottled pixie	0		Free Pull
2651	pixie spog	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-06"
2652	yummy low-calorie S.T.L.T.	1	awesome	Last Available: "2007-06"
2653	tiny normal honey-dew	1	good	Last Available: "2007-06"
2654	high-proof hand-crafted lime green Xanadian	7	EPIC	Last Available: "2007-06"
2655	triple-deionized boiled dry bottle of absinthe	0		Effect: "Fire Inside", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2007-06"
2656	Drowsy Sword of the businessman of the cheetah	0		Meat Drop: +50, Initiative: +60
2657	normal escargotsicle	3	good	Last Available: "2007-06"
2658	hand-crafted bottle of realpagne	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2007-06"
2659	yellow studded albatross necklace	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-06"
2660	mixed narrow squat not-a-pipe	1	good	Last Available: "2007-06"
2661	perfectly mixed fancy practically non-alcoholic flask of Amontillado	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Effect: "Magically Delicious", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2007-06"
2662	twirling educational ball mask	0		Experience: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 22", Last Available: "2007-06"
2663	blue Sherlock's Can-Can skirt	0		Item Drop: +25, Familiar Effect: "1.5xFairy, 2xPotato, cap 22", Last Available: "2007-06"
2664	boiled extra-polymerized flattened huge sensitive poetry journal	0		Effect: "Adventurer's Best Friendship", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2007-06"
2665	tarnished skewed bottled inspiration	0		Effect: "Thick, Sick", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2007-06"
2666	quadruple-altered narrow bellhop bell	0		Effect: "Celestial Body", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2007-06"
2667	ionized liquefied triple-frozen huge spiky collar	0		Effect: "Texas Elegance", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2007-06"
2668	modified can-can-in-a-can	1		Last Available: "2007-06"
2669	pickled squat blue patent antipsychotics	1		Last Available: "2007-06"
2670	modified red Mariner's Friend cough drops	1		Last Available: "2007-06"
2671	lousy weak shot of nepenthe schnapps	2	decent	Last Available: "2025-03"
2672	yellow library card	0		Last Available: "2007-06"
2673	Bohemian rhapsody	0		Last Available: "2007-06"
2674	polarized bottle of cat tonic	0		Effect: "Mathematically Precise", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2007-06"
2675	altered handful of moss	1		
2676	dehydrated bit-o-cactus	1		Effect: "Good Karma", Effect Duration: 25
2677	distilled protein powder	1		
2678	spectre scepter	0		
2679	activated sparkler	0		Effect: "Grumpy and Ornery", Effect Duration: 33
2680	ionized snake	0		Effect: "Piratastic", Effect Duration: 63, Wiki Name: "snake"
2681	super-flattened M-242	0		Effect: "In Vino Vires", Effect Duration: 49
2682	ghostly detuned radio	0		
2683	twirling Warehouse 23 crate	0		
2684	green skewed sage brainy armgun	0		Mysticality: +5, Mysticality Percent: +10
2685	huge seashell necklace	0		
2686	bouncing commemorative war stein	0		
2687	stone frisbee	0		
2688	wool Da Vinci's dreadlock whip of Leguizamo	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Monster Level: +20, Cold Resistance: +1
2689	cyan savvy beer-a-pult of doom	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
2690	yellow ghostly dog trainer's cast-iron legacy paddle of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (familiar): +1
2691	jumbo normal handful of nuts and berries	5	good	
2692	bouncing censurious shellacked driftwood sculpture	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Sleaze Resistance: +3
2693	lime green lard-coated massive sitar of the glutton	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Food Drop: +100
2694	MacGyver's padded thinker's stone baseball cap	0		Mysticality: +10, Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum MP: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 48"
2695	mediocre high-proof cup of beer	7	decent	
2696	ovoid thing	0		
2697	blinking duct tape	0		
2698	duct tape wallet	0		
2699	educational duct tape shirt of courage	0		Experience: +1, Spooky Resistance: +3
2700	squat baleful smooth duct tape fedora	0		Moxie: +15, Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 48"
2701	clever Newton's duct tape sword	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum MP: +20
2702	dog trainer's Fonzie's duct tape dockers	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 48"
2703	olive wholesome duct tape buckler	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10
2704	narrow green shrinking powder	0		
2705	blue Tesla resourceful blackberry slippers of the detective	0		Maximum MP: +50, Item Drop: +20, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
2706	green Van der Graaf groovy blackberry moccasins of chilblains	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
2707	curative boxer's stylish blackberry combat boots	0		Moxie: +25, Muscle Percent: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
2708	pressed magnetized funky dried mushroom	0		Effect: "Sweet Nostalgia", Effect Duration: 57
2709	exotic parrot egg	0		
2710	skewed cracker	0		Familiar Weight: +15
2711	concentrated facepaint	0		Effect: "Chalk Outline", Effect Duration: 15
2712	aerosolized extra-warmed gray upside-down sheepskin diploma	0		Effect: "Ermine Eyes", Effect Duration: 54
2713	boiled twirling Black Body™ spray	0		Effect: "Tingly Biceps", Effect Duration: 23
2714	floorboard cruft	0		
2715	upside-down sausage bomb	0		
2716	horrifying battered hubcap of the scaredy-cat of doom	0		Monster Level: -15, Spooky Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
2717	stanky nasty forbidden hood ornament	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Stench Damage: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +25
2718	spare kidney	0		
2719	squat olive Sherlock's strapping hand-carved bokken of incineration	0		Muscle: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +25
2720	Annie Oakley's rosy-cheeked hardened hand-carved bow	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Critical Hit Percent: +20
2721	fuchsia zippy miser's hand-carved staff of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +10, Initiative: +20
2722	greedy asbestos-lined knitted Staff of the Greasefire of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +3, Hot Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +20
2723	huge olive bouncing hale Staff of the Grand Flambé of chilblains of the detective	0		Maximum HP: +20, Cold Damage: +25, Item Drop: +20
2724	rotten bowl of rye sprouts	4	crappy	
2725	bland squat upside-down cob of corn	4	decent	
2726	snack-sized bland juniper berries	2	decent	
2727	huge adequate huge plum	9	good	
2728	flavorless tumbling pear	3	decent	
2729	super-sized spoiled green peach	5	crappy	
2730	delicious pulsating plum wine	3	awesome	
2731	drinkable enchanted distilled jittery upside-down shot of pear schnapps	5	good	Effect: "Muddled", Effect Duration: 35
2732	triple-distilled lousy shot of peach schnapps	10	decent	
2733	delicious massive bunch of square grapes	9	awesome	
2734	miniature decent enchanted brown sugar cane	2	good	Effect: "Full Bottle in front of Me", Effect Duration: 20
2735	bland skewed sandwich of the gods	4	decent	
2736	practically non-alcoholic bad Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	1	decent	
2737	denatured blinking leopard-print barbell	1	decent	
2738	shaking pile of smoking rags	0		
2739	liquefied squat panty raider camouflage	0		Effect: "Spooky Demeanor", Effect Duration: 31
2740	upside-down fireproof stiffened Staff of the Walk-In Freezer of Flo-Jo	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Hot Resistance: +3, Initiative: +100
2741	irresponsibly strong acceptable boilermaker	6	good	
2742	flavorless steel lasagna	4	quest	
2743	mediocre blinking steel margarita	4	quest	
2744	distilled tumbling pulsating steel-scented air freshener	1		
2745	modified colloidal gremlin mutagen	0		Effect: "Faboooo", Effect Duration: 59
2746	ionized polarized extra-potent gremlin mutagen	0		Effect: "Holiday Bliss", Effect Duration: 46
2747	squat chunk of depleted Grimacite	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2748	upside-down furniture dolly of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Single Equip
2749	purple studded Staff of the Grease Trap of the bloodbag of courage	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum HP: +100, Spooky Resistance: +3
2750	fuchsia Usain Bolt's inspector's Uranium Omega of Temperance	0		Item Drop: +15, Initiative: +80, Single Equip
2751	upside-down Tesla weightlifter's Lead Zeta of Chastity	0		Muscle: +15, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
2752	prompt Aluminum Epsilon of Humility of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Adventures: +3, Single Equip
2753	Zinc Delta of Tranquility of James Dean of the glutton	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip
2754	inspector's sinister Nickel Gamma of Frugality	0		Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip
2755	padded Iron Beta of Industry of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Damage Absorption: +20, Single Equip
2756	red Fonzie's strapping Copper Alpha of Sincerity	0		Muscle: +5, Experience (Moxie): +1, Single Equip
2757	olive horrifying brawny Red Balloon of Valor	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip
2758	twirling bouncing double-paned steel-toed Purple Horseshoe of Honor	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip
2759	olive horrifying gravedigger's Blue Diamond of Honesty	0		Spooky Damage: 35, Single Equip
2760	pulsating olive frightening crafty Green Clover of Justice	0		Maximum MP: +10, Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip
2761	olive medical-grade Yellow Moon of Compassion of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
2762	miser's rock-hard Orange Star of Sacrifice	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip
2763	horrifying chaotic Pink Heart of Spirit	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip
2764	blinking nippy friendly baleful Order of the Silver Wossname	0		Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Weight: +3, Cold Damage: +10, Single Equip
2765	blue Harold's bell	0		
2766	bowling ball	0		
2767	moldy Crimbo pie	3	crappy	
2768	decent half-sized pear tart	2	good	
2769	small delicious peach pie	2	awesome	
2770	cold-filtered irradiated wobbly chunk of rock salt	0		Effect: "Bloody Bloody Bloody!", Effect Duration: 16
2771	vacuum-sealed deionized handful of pine needles	0		Effect: "Held Closer", Effect Duration: 64
2772	steamy ruby	0		
2773	glacial sapphire	0		
2774	unearthly onyx	0		
2775	effluvious emerald	0		
2776	blue tawdry amethyst	0		
2777	censurious filigreed hamethyst earring of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +3
2778	teal lard-coated rosy-cheeked filigreed hamethyst necklace of the empath	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Familiar Weight: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
2779	fortified educational filigreed hamethyst ring of the scaredy-cat	0		Experience: +1, Damage Absorption: +60, Monster Level: -15, Single Equip
2780	miser's nippy quilted baconstone earring	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Cold Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip
2781	shaking Jack Frost's brainy baconstone necklace	0		Mysticality: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
2782	extremely unsafe baconstone ring of Gandalf of mayonnaise	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
2783	greedy stiffened pulled porquoise earring	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Meat Drop: +20
2784	ghostly pulled porquoise pendant of the bloodbag of doom	0		Maximum HP: +100, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
2785	perfumed hardy pulled porquoise ring of mayonnaise	0		Maximum HP: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip
2786	gray rosewater-soaked coward's Earring of Fire	0		Monster Level: -20, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip
2787	narrow Pendant of Fire of the pedagogue of horror	0		Experience: +3, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
2788	scorching Ring of Fire of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip
2789	huge groovy Ice-Cold Beerring of the glutton	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip
2790	dangerous Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Weapon Damage: +10, Single Equip
2791	executive Ice-Cold Beer Ring of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip
2792	Van der Graaf experienced Unspeakable Earring	0		Experience: +2, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
2793	extremely unsafe brainy Choker of the Ultragoth	0		Mysticality: +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
2794	huge mansplainer's The Ring of the sweet-tooth	0		Monster Level: +15, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip
2795	dog trainer's occult Nose Ring of Putrescence	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Experience (familiar): +1, Single Equip
2796	skewed Putrid Pendant of the empath of the early riser	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Adventures: +7, Single Equip
2797	medical-grade steel-toed Ring of the Sewer Snake	0		Damage Reduction: 9, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
2798	wobbly green shaking Samson's Mudflap-Girl Earring of the empath	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Familiar Weight: +5, Single Equip
2799	fireproof coward's Mudflap-Girl Necklace	0		Monster Level: -20, Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip
2800	skewed narrow avaricious Da Vinci's Mudflap-Girl Ring	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip
2801	maroon vial of Gnomochloric acid	0		
2802	flask of Gnomochloric acid	0		
2803	jug of Gnomochloric acid	0		
2804	improved oxidized vial of hamethyst juice	0		Effect: "Big Punkin'", Effect Duration: 49
2805	oxidized vial of baconstone juice	0		Effect: "Funky Coal Patina", Effect Duration: 51
2806	extra-alkaline mirror narrow pulsating vial of porquoise juice	0		Effect: "Nutrient-Rich", Effect Duration: 27
2807	liquefied blurry flask of hamethyst juice	0		Effect: "Psalm of Pointiness", Effect Duration: 60
2808	quantum irradiated flask of baconstone juice	0		Effect: "Kindly Resolve", Effect Duration: 57
2809	ionized flask of porquoise juice	0		Effect: "French Bronilla Brogueishness", Effect Duration: 65
2810	alkaline irradiated jug of hamethyst juice	0		Effect: "Spiritually Awake", Effect Duration: 27
2811	extra-liquefied olive jug of baconstone juice	0		Effect: "Cuts Like a Lightly-Buttered Knife", Effect Duration: 12
2812	denatured jug of porquoise juice	0		Effect: "You Drank Fish Wine", Effect Duration: 69
2813	green twirling foul-smelling quilted Beret	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Stench Damage: +10, Four Songs, Brimstone, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep"
2814	foul-smelling resourceful Bludgeon of the overflowing toilet	0		Maximum MP: +50, Stench Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Brimstone
2815	spinning miser's rosy-cheeked Bunker of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +10, Brimstone
2816	toasty Boxers of mayonnaise of the sweet-tooth	0		Hot Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Candy Drop: +100, Brimstone, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep"
2817	energetic smartaleck's Brooch of terror	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Brimstone
2818	gray sage stylish Bracelet of Leguizamo	0		Moxie: +25, Mysticality Percent: +10, Monster Level: +20, Single Equip, Brimstone
2819	weightlifter's Grimacite gasmask of bravery	0		Muscle: +15, Spooky Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2008-11"
2820	gray prompt Da Vinci's Grimacite gat	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2008-11"
2821	narrow boxer's Grimacite gaiters of extreme caution	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Monster Level: -25, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 2xGhoul, cap 37", Last Available: "2008-11"
2822	ghostly yellow boxer's Grimacite gauntlets of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Muscle Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-11"
2823	Da Vinci's Grimacite go-go boots of the scaredy-cat	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Monster Level: -15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-11"
2824	wholesome Grimacite girdle of the overflowing toilet	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-11"
2825	mirror wizardly Grimacite gown	0		Mysticality: +25, Last Available: "2008-11"
2826	blinking scorching careful Staff of the Kitchen Floor of the businessman	0		Monster Level: -10, Hot Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +50
2827	olive spinning anniversary gift box	0		
2828	loaded dice	0		
2829	squat really dense meat stack	0		
2830	digital key lime	0		
2831	star key lime	0		
2832	stale special narrow digital key lime pie	3	decent	Effect: "Egg on your Face", Effect Duration: 5
2833	delicious miniature star key lime pie	2	awesome	
2834	huge lard-coated studded Samson's bottle-rocket crossbow	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Damage Absorption: +80, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire red bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire blue bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire orange bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire purple bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire black bottle-rocket", Last Available: "2007-07"
2835	tumbling wobbly MacGyver's indie comic hipster glasses	0		Maximum MP: +100, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2"
2836	wizard action figure	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
2837	bouncing mint-condition magic wand	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2838	bouncing sharpshooter's glowstick of doom	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2007-08", Raveosity: +1
2839	Periodical Paintbrush of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Softcore Only
2840	acceptable practically non-alcoholic bottle of cooking sherry	1	good	
2841	rotten packet of ketchup	3	crappy	
2842	watered-down tolerable accidental cider	2	good	
2843	rotten dire fudgesicle	4	crappy	
2844	twirling energetic shellacked smooth navel ring of navel gazing of Tarzan	0		Moxie: +15, Experience (Muscle): +3, Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-09", Item Drop (sporadic): 4.25, Meat Drop (sporadic): 4.25
2845	class five ecto-larva	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
2846	plastic bib	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2847	Jeselnik's Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield	0		Sleaze Damage: +25
2848	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	0		
2849	shrunken navigator head	0		
2850	delicious spinning moonberry wine cooler	3	awesome	
2851	normal bouncing fine aged cheddarwurst	3	good	
2852	branch from the Great Tree	0		
2853	Phil Bunion's axe	0		
2854	blinking bouquet of swamp roses	0		
2855	yellow up-at-dawn greedy huge mosquito proboscis	0		Meat Drop: +20, Adventures: +5
2856	corrupted narrow swamp lolly	0		Effect: "The Grass...  Is Blue...", Effect Duration: 33
2857	galvanized seegar butt	0		Effect: "Preemptive Medicine", Effect Duration: 36
2858	bottled swamp gas	0		
2859	family-friendly witch wart of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +1
2860	delicious blurry swamp muck	3	awesome	
2861	bouncing toasty MacGyver's strapping leechknife	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum MP: +100, Hot Damage: +5
2862	blurry decomposed boot	0		
2863	boiled irradiated super-colloidal tumbling dribbly candle	0		Effect: "Human-Penguin Hybrid", Effect Duration: 51
2864	twirling stolen meatpouch	0		
2865	groovy beaver spear of the empath	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +5
2866	spinning toasty deadly shamanic beads	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Hot Damage: +5
2867	rosewater-soaked stylish dilapidated wizard hat	0		Moxie: +25, Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "cap 31"
2868	irradiated frozen adjusted pirate pamphlet	0		Effect: "Hella Smooth", Effect Duration: 47
2869	wet pirate brochure	0		Effect: "You Liver", Effect Duration: 44
2870	polymerized pirate tract	0		Effect: "Big Flaming Whip", Effect Duration: 20
2871	tumbling jittery burnt flower	0		
2872	auspicious clever plastic Naughty Sorceress	0		Maximum MP: +20, Item Drop: +10
2873	Fonzie's plastic Ed the Undying of doom	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
2874	sizzling plastic Lord Spookyraven of Flo-Jo	0		Hot Damage: +10, Initiative: +100
2875	brawny plastic Dr. Awkward	0		Muscle Percent: +20
2876	Jeselnik's plastic protector spectre	0		Sleaze Damage: +25
2877	squat Jim Carey's plastic Baron von Ratsworth	0		Monster Level: +25
2878	gray blinking nasty plastic Boss Bat	0		Stench Damage: +5
2879	plastic Knob Goblin King of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2880	narrow plastic Bonerdagon of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2881	avaricious plastic The Man	0		Meat Drop: +30
2882	spinning MacGyver's plastic The Big Wisniewski	0		Maximum MP: +100
2883	slick plastic Felonia	0		Moxie: +10
2884	dangerous plastic Beelzebozo	0		Weapon Damage: +10
2885	mirror plastic conservationist hippy of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2886	crafty plastic 7-foot dwarf	0		Maximum MP: +10
2887	Sherlock's plastic angry bugbear	0		Item Drop: +25
2888	jittery rosewater-soaked plastic anime smiley	0		Stench Resistance: +3
2889	huge plastic apathetic lizardman of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50
2890	flame-retardant plastic astronomer	0		Hot Resistance: +1
2891	blinking blinking curative plastic beanbat	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
2892	skewed smooth plastic blooper	0		Moxie: +15
2893	skewed Usain Bolt's plastic brainsweeper	0		Initiative: +80
2894	plastic briefcase bat of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20
2895	friendly plastic demoninja	0		Familiar Weight: +3
2896	wicked plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	0		Spell Damage: +5
2897	plastic drunk goat of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3
2898	cyan shellacked plastic fiendish can of asparagus	0		Damage Reduction: 7
2899	lion tamer's plastic Gnollish crossdresser	0		Experience (familiar): +2
2900	plastic handsome mariachi of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50
2901	pulsating plastic Knob Goblin bean counter of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5
2902	squat plastic Knob Goblin harem girl of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50
2903	frosty plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
2904	mirror sinister plastic Knott Yeti	0		Spell Damage: +10
2905	resourceful plastic lemon-in-the-box	0		Maximum MP: +50
2906	vibrating plastic lobsterfrogman	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10
2907	bouncing padded plastic ninja snowman	0		Damage Absorption: +20
2908	wobbly supercool plastic Orcish Frat Boy	0		Moxie Percent: +20
2909	miser's plastic G Imp	0		Meat Drop: +10
2910	asbestos-lined plastic goth	0		Hot Resistance: +5
2911	sizzling plastic cubist bull	0		Hot Damage: +10
2912	skewed plastic scary clown of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50
2913	double-paned plastic smarmy pirate	0		Cold Resistance: +5
2914	lard-coated plastic spiny skelelton	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
2915	jittery plastic Spam Witch of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25
2916	knitted plastic vampire	0		Cold Resistance: +3
2917	horrifying plastic taco cat	0		Spooky Damage: +25
2918	huge plastic undead elbow macaroni of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10
2919	wobbly lion tamer's plastic warwelf	0		Experience (familiar): +2
2920	brainy plastic whitesnake	0		Mysticality: +5
2921	sizzling plastic XXX pr0n	0		Hot Damage: +10
2922	plastic zmobie of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100
2923	plastic Protagonist of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20
2924	plastic Spunky Princess of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10
2925	yellow skewed Usain Bolt's plastic topiary golem	0		Initiative: +80
2926	mirror plastic senile lihc of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
2927	plastic Iiti Kitty of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15
2928	weightlifter's plastic Gnomester Blomester	0		Muscle: +15
2929	plastic Trouser Snake of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100
2930	olive baleful plastic Axe Wound	0		Spell Damage: +25
2931	energetic plastic Hellion	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20
2932	scorching plastic Black Knight	0		Hot Damage: +25
2933	personal trainer's plastic pair of tweezers	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
2934	Jim Carey's plastic fruit golem	0		Monster Level: +25
2935	hardy plastic fluffy bunny	0		Maximum HP: +50
2936	castagnets	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2937	blurry siesta-ing Casagnova gnome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-10"
2938	upside-down Jacob's ladder	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2939	unemployed hunchbacked minion	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-10"
2940	adequate Surprise Egg	4	good	
2941	extra-pressed bouncing wobbly Steal This Candy	0		Effect: "Brother Smothers's Blessing", Effect Duration: 32
2942	altered diffused lime green chocolate filthy lucre	0		Effect: "Happy Trails", Effect Duration: 12
2943	Vulcanized Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	0		Effect: "Natural 20", Effect Duration: 16
2945	greasy party hat of the businessman	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "4xLep, cap 7"
2946	healthy V for Vivala mask of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Combat Item Damage Percent: 50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Creepy Grin", Last Available: "2007-11"
2947	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	0		
2948	aged practically non-alcoholic shot of rotgut	1	awesome	
2949	chilled concentrated jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade	0		Effect: "Extra-Wet", Effect Duration: 42
2950	Cap'm Caronch's Map	0		
2951	Orcish Frat House blueprints	0		
2952	Da Vinci's beefy glowstick	0		Muscle: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Last Available: "2007-11", Raveosity: +1
2953	huge charrrm bracelet	0		
2954	tip jar of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50
2955	normal gray yam candy	4	good	
2956	huge ghostly olive cocktail napkin	0		
2957	wobbly rum barrel charrrm	0		
2958	tasty big tube of cranberry Go-Goo	5	awesome	
2959	curative rum barrel charrrm bracelet	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
2960	massive bland single-serving herbal stuffing	10	decent	
2961	half-sized decent packet of tofurkey gravy	2	good	
2962	adequate special tofurkey nugget	3	good	Effect: "Hopped Up on Goofballs", Effect Duration: 45
2963	rigging shampoo	0		
2964	mirror ball polish	0		
2965	mirror mizzenmast mop	0		
2966	pulsating Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	0		
2967	diffused vacuum-sealed huge Swabbie™ swab	0		Effect: "Rotten Memories", Effect Duration: 69
2968	triple-moist extra-pressed Oil of Parrrlay	0		Effect: "Jammin'", Effect Duration: 38
2969	toothsome snack-sized creamsicle	2	awesome	
2970	distilled lousy teal cream stout	5	decent	
2971	maroon medical-grade groovy curmudgel	0		Moxie Percent: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
2972	grumpy man charrrm	0		
2973	grumpy man charrrm bracelet of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Single Equip
2974	bouncing tarrrnish charrrm	0		
2975	brainy tarrrnished charrrm bracelet of the sewer	0		Mysticality: +5, Stench Damage: +25, Single Equip
2976	special mediocre bilge wine	3	decent	Effect: "Spirit of Alph", Effect Duration: 50
2977	strapping witty rapier	0		Muscle: +5
2978	red sharpshooter's beefy yohohoyo	0		Muscle: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10
2979	anodized quantum fish-liver oil	0		Effect: "Litterboxing", Effect Duration: 35
2980	booty chest charrrm	0		
2981	purple miser's booty chest charrrm bracelet	0		Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip
2982	olive cannonball charrrm	0		
2983	teal cannonball charrrm bracelet	0		Single Equip, Sporadic Thorns: 0.25
2984	narrow copper ha'penny charrrm	0		
2985	ruddy copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40
2986	tongue charrrm	0		
2987	mirror asbestos-lined chilly tongue charrrm bracelet	0		Cold Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip
2988	bit of clingfilm	0		
2989	mirror clingfilm trousers of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato, cap 37"
2990	frosty sinister clingfilm cap	0		Spell Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 37"
2991	ghostly wool clingfilm slippers	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip
2992	clingfilm tangle	0		
2993	jumbo flavorless enchanted vinegar-soaked lemon slice	5	decent	Effect: "The Magic of LOV", Effect Duration: 30
2994	super-adjusted polarized true grit	0		Effect: "Lemon Enlightenment", Effect Duration: 30
2995	knitted buoybottoms of Calamity Jane of Flo-Jo	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Cold Resistance: +3, Initiative: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xLep, cap 37"
2996	upside-down mansplainer's grungy flannel shirt	0		Monster Level: +15
2997	asbestos-lined vibrating grungy bandana	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 0.5xPotato, cap 37"
2998	banded grassy cutlass	0		Damage Absorption: +100
2999	gray Cap'm Caronch's nasty booty	0		
3000	huge Cap'm Caronch's dentures	0		
3001	pegleg of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Single Equip
3002	upside-down extremely unsafe lamé pants	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 1xLep, cap 25"
3003	olive brainy enormous hoop earring	0		Mysticality: +5
3004	narrow blue beefy costume sword of Calamity Jane	0		Muscle: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +15
3005	huge squat rainbow pearl	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3006	knitted Samson's rainbow pearl earring	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3007	shaking upside-down hardy rainbow pearl necklace of the storm	0		Maximum HP: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3008	avaricious savvy rainbow pearl ring	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3009	inspector's veiny Idol of Ak'gyxoth	0		Maximum HP: +10, Item Drop: +15
3010	zippy Tesla Emblem of Ak'gyxoth	0		Initiative: +20, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
3011	sinister altar fragment	0		
3012	shimmering rainbow sand	0		
3013	maroon skewed simple key	0		
3014	wobbly bouncing ornate key	0		
3015	gilded key	0		
3016	foot locker	0		
3017	ornate chest	0		
3018	gilded chest	0		
3019	all-purpose cleaner	0		
3020	narrow handful of sawdust	0		
3021	stone triangle	0		
3022	medium stone triangle	0		
3023	small stone triangle	0		
3024	stone pyramid	0		
3025	tolerable corpse on the beach	3	good	
3026	lousy fancy corpsetini	4	decent	Effect: "Staying Frosty", Effect Duration: 10
3027	drinkable corpsedriver	3	good	
3028	drinkable Corpse Island iced tea	3	good	
3029	practically non-alcoholic hand-crafted olive bouncing red-headed corpse	1	super EPIC	
3030	special practically non-alcoholic mediocre squat kamicorpse-ee	1	decent	Effect: "Fruited", Effect Duration: 20
3031	artisanal corpsel	3	EPIC	
3032	fortified hand-crafted corpsebite	5	EPIC	
3033	MacGyver's pirate fledges	0		Maximum MP: +100, Look like a Pirate
3034	piece of thirteen	0		
3035	bite-sized stale pearl onion	1	decent	
3036	delicious sea biscuit	3	awesome	
3037	perfectly mixed teal bottle of rum	3	EPIC	
3038	practically non-alcoholic aged fuchsia bottle of black-label rum	1	awesome	
3039	cyan cannonball	0		
3040	voodoo skull	0		
3041	tumbling joke scroll	0		
3042	Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3043	twirling metallic foil bow	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
3044	skewed metallic foil radar dish	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.", Last Available: "2011-12"
3045	rotten nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	4	crappy	Last Available: "2007-12"
3046	adequate nanite-infested candy cane	3	good	Last Available: "2020-09"
3047	low-calorie stale squat nanite-infested fruitcake	1	decent	Last Available: "2007-12"
3048	high-proof tolerable nanite-infested eggnog	9	good	Last Available: "2007-12"
3049	pulsating fuchsia El Vibrato power sphere	0		
3050	eyepatch of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
3051	MacGyver's cutlass	0		Maximum MP: +100
3052	breeches of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
3053	blinking mood ring	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
3054	super-pickled ionized ghostly candy heart	0		Effect: "Baconstoned", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2007-02"
3055	activated skewed cymbal syrup	0		Free Pull, Effect: "Buggy Flavor", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2007-02"
3056	foul-smelling metallic foil cat ears	0		Stench Damage: +10, Alters Page Text, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2007-02"
3057	huge nanofiber cloth	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3058	spinning iGoogly	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3059	theoretical string	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3060	synthetic stuffing	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3061	toy hoverpad	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3062	LED block	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3063	upside-down gyroscope	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3064	hardened cyborg doll	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2007-12"
3065	pulsating buckyball	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3066	upside-down rock-hard toy maglev monorail	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3067	dollhive	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3068	huge toy deathbot	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3069	laser cannon	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3070	plexifoam chin strap	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3071	wobbly silicon-infused gluteal shield	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3072	carbonite visor	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3073	set of Unobtainium straps	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3074	polymorphic fastening apparatus	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3075	General Assembly Module	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3076	jittery laser targeting chip	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3077	blurry upside-down hi-density nylocite leg armor	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3078	kevlateflocite helmet	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3079	narrow Bulky Buddy Box	0		Last Available: "2007-12", Wiki Name: "Bulky Buddy Box (hatchling)"
3080	ghostly teddy borg	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3081	sage marionette collective	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Last Available: "2007-12"
3082	monomolecular yo-yo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3083	blinking gray blob	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3084	borg sock monkey of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2007-12"
3085	sharpshooter's roboduck-on-a-string of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2007-12"
3086	green mylar scout drone	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3087	squat teddy borg sewing kit	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3088	green occult biomechanical crimborg helmet of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2007-12"
3089	C.B.F.G. of wisdom of the sweet-tooth	0		Mysticality: +15, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2007-12"
3090	friendly careful biomechanical crimborg leg armor	0		Monster Level: -10, Familiar Weight: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1.5xGhuol, cap 37", Last Available: "2007-12"
3091	non-energized corrupted vitachoconutriment capsule	0		Effect: "Outer Wolf™", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2007-12"
3092	green arcane researcher's handmade hobby horse	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Last Available: "2007-12"
3093	ball-in-a-cup of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2007-12"
3094	wicked set of jacks	0		Spell Damage: +5, Last Available: "2007-12"
3095	normal small laser-broiled pear	2	good	Last Available: "2007-12"
3096	knitted therapeutic polyalloy shield	0		Cold Resistance: +3, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2007-12"
3097	blurry fish scaler	0		Last Available: "2007-12", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.33
3098	killing feather	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3099	gray ring	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3100	robotronic egg	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3101	rogue swarmer	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3102	mirror sawblade fragment	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3103	unstable laser battery	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3104	upside-down Annie Oakley's vibrating cyborg knife of bravery	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2007-12"
3105	auspicious healthy immense cyborg hand	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2007-12"
3106	curative supercool weightlifter's cyborg stompin' boot	0		Muscle: +15, Moxie Percent: +20, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3107	deactivated RoboGoose	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3108	skewed overclocked avian microprocessor	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-12"
3109	Miniborg stomper	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3110	Miniborg strangler	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3111	Miniborg laser	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3112	Miniborg beeper	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3113	Miniborg hiveminder	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3114	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3115	old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3116	Hodgman	0		
3117	blurry Libram of Divine Favors	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12", Skill: "Summon Party Favor"
3118	divine noisemaker	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3119	divine can of silly string	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3120	teal blurry divine blowout	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3121	divine champagne popper	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3122	blinking divine cracker	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3123	bouncing gray divine champagne flute	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3124	diffused triple-anodized fruitfilm	0		Effect: "Night Vision", Effect Duration: 48
3125	enhanced skewed piece of after eight	0		Effect: "Sagittarius Rising", Effect Duration: 17
3126	hobo nickel	0		
3127	sandcastle	0		
3128	squat marshmallow	0		
3129	snack-sized stale special roasted marshmallow	2	decent	Effect: "Floundering", Effect Duration: 40
3130	disc	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3131	normal immense tin cup of mulligan stew	10	good	
3132	lime green flame-wreathed hardy flamin' bindle	0		Maximum HP: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +10
3133	spinning Socratic freezin' bindle of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +1
3134	purple nippy extremely unsafe stinkin' bindle	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Cold Damage: +10
3135	Jeselnik's stiffened bindle	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Sleaze Damage: +25
3136	squat fireproof smartaleck's sleazy bindle	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Hot Resistance: +3
3137	maroon lion tamer's 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	0		Experience (familiar): +2
3138	mirror dangerous Hodgman's whackin' stick	0		Weapon Damage: +10
3139	bouncing chaotic educational Hodgman's imaginary hamster	0		Experience: +1, Spell Critical Percent: +10
3140	soft shoes	0		Single Equip
3141	veiny panhandle panhandling hat	0		Maximum HP: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
3142	huge cup of infinite pencils of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Damage Aura: 1
3143	electrified Herculean Hodgman's disgusting technicolor overcoat	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
3144	fuchsia a torn paper strip	0		
3145	El Vibrato translator	0		
3146	spinning El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)"
3147	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)"
3148	upside-down El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)"
3149	narrow El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)"
3150	shaking El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)"
3151	shaking El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)"
3152	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)"
3153	shaking El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)"
3154	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)"
3155	wobbly El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)"
3156	squat El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)"
3157	El Vibrato drone	0		
3158	sparking El Vibrato drone	0		
3159	energized ionized warm El Vibrato drone	0		Effect: "Simulation Stimulation", Effect Duration: 52
3160	enhanced super-improved teal humming El Vibrato drone	0		Effect: "Memories of Puppy Love", Effect Duration: 36
3161	unsweetened oxidized double-nitrogenated lime green upside-down El Vibrato drone	0		Effect: "Chow Downed", Effect Duration: 20
3162	El Vibrato helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 1xFairy"
3163	green El Vibrato energy spear	0		
3164	blinking El Vibrato leg guards	0		Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol"
3165	broken El Vibrato drone	0		
3166	skewed repaired El Vibrato drone	0		
3167	skewed augmented El Vibrato drone	0		
3168	super-adjusted tarnished seal eyeball	0		Effect: "Permanent Halloween", Effect Duration: 45
3169	special moldy narrow turtle soup	3	crappy	Effect: "[598]A Little Bit Evil", Effect Duration: 25
3170	evil noodles	0		
3171	gray nauseating reagent	0		
3172	spinning asbestos-lined evil paper umbrella	0		Hot Resistance: +5
3173	denatured pickled evil vihuela	0		Effect: "The Solution", Effect Duration: 22
3174	tiny rotten tumbling evil boring spaghetti	1	crappy	
3175	spoiled ghostly evil noodles	4	crappy	
3176	half-sized flavorless skewed evil noodles	2	decent	
3177	small spoiled evil painful penne pasta	2	crappy	
3178	flavorless 3vi1 pr0n m4nic0tti	3	decent	
3179	snack-sized yummy special skewed evil ravioli della hippy	2	awesome	Effect: "Yet tea", Effect Duration: 30
3180	diet yummy evil noodles	1	awesome	
3181	concentrated deionized anodized huge evil potion of potency	0		Effect: "Hoity Toity", Effect Duration: 67
3182	non-dry spinning evil libation of liveliness	0		Effect: "Feeling No Pain", Effect Duration: 24
3183	colloidal evil tomato juice of powerful power	0		Effect: "Super Speed", Effect Duration: 39
3184	vacuum-sealed cyan evil eyedrops of the ermine	0		Effect: "Kernel Panic!", Effect Duration: 48
3185	flattened evil ointment of the occult	0		Effect: "Winklered", Effect Duration: 26
3186	double-nitrogenated pickled evil serum of sarcasm	0		Effect: "Inebriate Pride", Effect Duration: 24
3187	unsweetened evil philter of phorce	0		Effect: "Scavengers Scavenging", Effect Duration: 40
3188	artisanal cyan an evil sump'm sump'm	3	EPIC	
3189	acceptable evil ducha de oro	4	good	
3190	smooth fancy evil horizontal tango	3	awesome	Effect: "Mana Tea", Effect Duration: 30
3191	weak tolerable evil roll in the hay	2	good	
3192	teal pulsating naughty origami kit	0		Last Available: "2008-02"
3193	skewed tumbling naughty fortune teller	0		Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3194	twirling cyan origami "gentlemen's" magazine	0		Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3195	maroon naughty paper shuriken	0		Last Available: "2008-02"
3196	shaking hale origami pasties	0		Maximum HP: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3197	jittery energetic origami riding crop of temperance of the detective	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3198	El Vibrato trapezoid	0		
3199	lump of coal	0		
3200	lump of diamond	0		
3201	thick padded envelope	0		
3202	olive aromatic smelly clever KoL Con IV Pole	0		Maximum MP: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2007-09"
3203	blinking squat dwarvish magazine	0		
3204	dwarvish war helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 41"
3205	blinking skewed dwarvish war mattock	0		
3206	dwarvish war kilt	0		Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 41"
3207	lime green dwarvish punchcard	0		
3208	pulsating small laminated card	0		
3209	laminated card	0		
3210	notbig laminated card	0		
3211	unlarge laminated card	0		
3212	dwarvish document	0		
3213	dwarvish paper	0		
3214	dwarvish parchment	0		
3215	fuchsia overcharged El Vibrato power sphere	0		
3216	yellow Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form	0		Free Pull
3217	El Vibrato Megadrone	0		
3218	horrifying glowstick of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2008-02", Raveosity: +1
3219	blurry sane hatrack	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3220	hobo code binder	0		Free Pull
3221	gator skin	0		
3222	ghostly studded sinister gatorskin umbrella	0		Spell Damage: +10, Damage Absorption: +80
3223	narrow twirling sewer nuggets	0		
3224	jittery sewer wad	0		
3225	lousy bottle of sewage schnapps	4	decent	
3226	weak mediocre bottle of Ooze-O	2	decent	
3227	normal super-sized skewed C.H.U.M. chum	5	good	
3228	spoiled immense pulsating cyan unfortunate dumplings	9	crappy	
3229	decaying goldfish liver	0		
3230	quadruple-magnetized oil of oiliness	0		Effect: "You Know Where to Go", Effect Duration: 68
3231	stiffened tattered paper crown	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Familiar Effect: "1xSombrero, cap 15"
3232	rotten purple vanilla-frosted king cake	4	crappy	Last Available: "2008-03"
3233	blue inflatable duck	0		
3234	water wings	0		Wiki Name: "water wings"
3235	yellow noodle	0		
3236	bouncing Kissin' Cousins	0		Skill: "Awesome Balls of Fire"
3237	Tales from the Fireside	0		Skill: "Conjure Relaxing Campfire"
3238	Blizzards I Have Died In	0		Skill: "Snowclone"
3239	jittery Maxing, Relaxing	0		Skill: "Maximum Chill"
3240	upside-down spinning maroon Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	0		Skill: "Eggsplosion"
3241	Travels with Jerry	0		Skill: "Mudbath"
3242	jittery Let Me Be!	0		Skill: "Raise Backup Dancer"
3243	Asleep in the Cemetery	0		Skill: "Creepy Lullaby"
3244	Summer Nights	0		Skill: "Grease Lightning"
3245	squat Sensual Massage for Creeps	0		Skill: "Inappropriate Backrub"
3246	gravedigger's Newton's Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Spooky Damage: +10, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xPotato"
3247	savvy Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat of the glutton	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Food Drop: +100, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "hot atk"
3248	blinking inspector's censurious personal trainer's Ol' Scratch's ash can	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +15, Class: "Sauceror"
3249	pink plastic baby of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-03"
3250	sausage	0		
3251	frosty Frosty's silk hat of the detective	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +20, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "cold atk"
3252	mirror Tesla Frosty's carrot of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip
3253	narrow lime green Sinatra's Socratic slick Frosty's nailbat	0		Moxie: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Experience (Moxie): +5, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3254	dangerous brainy Oscus's pelt	0		Mysticality: +5, Weapon Damage: +10, Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip
3255	lightning-fast avaricious Wand of Oscus of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Meat Drop: +30, Initiative: +40, Class: "Pastamancer"
3256	wicked strapping Oscus's dumpster waders	0		Muscle: +5, Spell Damage: +5, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xBarrr"
3257	coward's weightlifter's Zombo's skullcap	0		Muscle: +15, Monster Level: -20, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "spooky atk"
3258	zippy Samson's educational Zombo's shield	0		Experience: +1, Experience (Muscle): +5, Initiative: +20, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
3259	twirling experienced Zombo's grievous greaves of the empath	0		Experience: +2, Familiar Weight: +5, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
3260	zippy nasty quilted Chester's moustache	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Stench Damage: +5, Initiative: +20, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip
3261	reassuring coward's Chester's bag of candy	0		Monster Level: -20, Spooky Resistance: +1, Class: "Disco Bandit"
3262	forbidden thinker's Chester's cutoffs	0		Mysticality: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1.5xGhuol"
3263	Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts	0		Last Available: "2008-04", Skill: "Summon Tasteful Items"
3264	candygram	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3265	bag of Crotchety Pine saplings	0		
3266	bag of Saccharine Maple saplings	0		
3267	mirror bag of Laughing Willow saplings	0		
3268	non-electrified flattened handful of Crotchety Pine needles	0		Effect: "New and Improved", Effect Duration: 27
3269	magnetized mirror lump of Saccharine Maple sap	0		Effect: "Fifty Ways to Bereave Your Lover", Effect Duration: 60
3270	triple-boiled handful of Laughing Willow bark	0		Effect: "Donho's Bubbly Ballad", Effect Duration: 66
3271	green resourceful crotchety pants	0		Maximum MP: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Put Down Roots", Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 18"
3272	smelly Saccharine Maple pendant	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spray Sap"
3273	green hardened willowy bonnet	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Rouse Sapling", Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 18"
3274	flavored foot massage oil	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3275	dart	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3276	black-and-blue light	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3277	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3278	rosy-cheeked studded belt	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2008-04"
3279	personal massager	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3280	personalized coffee mug	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-04"
3281	plasma ball	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3282	jittery beefy stick-on eyebrow piercing	0		Muscle: +10, Last Available: "2008-04"
3283	special super-sized tasty salad	5	awesome	Effect: "Nano-juiced", Effect Duration: 50
3284	nasty C.H.U.M. lantern of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Stench Damage: +5
3285	manspreader's C.H.U.M. knife	0		Monster Level: +10
3286	Newton's Frosty's snowball sack	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3
3287	quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3288	green shimmering tendrils	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3289	upside-down scintillating powder	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3290	abandoned candy	0		
3291	secret tropical island volcano lair map	0		
3292	adorable seal larva	0		
3293	untamable turtle	0		
3294	macaroni duck	0		
3295	friendly cheez blob	0		
3296	unusual disco ball	0		
3297	bouncing stray chihuahua	0		
3298	pretty pink bow	0		
3299	smiley-face sticker	0		
3300	bouncing farfalle bow tie	0		
3301	huge jalapeño slices	0		
3302	stick-on mini solar panels	0		
3303	sombrero	0		Sombrero Bonus: +10
3304	Argarggagarg's fang	0		
3305	tumbling Safari Jack's moustache	0		
3306	Yakisoba's hat	0		
3307	Heimandatz's heart	0		
3308	squat Jocko Homo's head	0		
3309	The Mariachi's guitar case	0		
3310	red careful sealskin drum	0		Monster Level: -10, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3311	greasy washboard shield	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
3312	spinning chaotic spaghetti-box banjo	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Class: "Pastamancer"
3313	rock-hard marinara jug	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Class: "Sauceror"
3314	shaking up-at-dawn makeshift castanets	0		Adventures: +5, Class: "Disco Bandit"
3315	twirling Da Vinci's left-handed melodica	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Class: "Accordion Thief"
3316	dried epic wad	1	decent	
3317	cyan wholesome bottlecap	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Single Equip
3318	fireproof corncob pipe	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip
3319	stylish Mr. Joe's bangles	0		Moxie: +25, Single Equip
3320	clever frayed rope belt	0		Maximum MP: +20, Single Equip
3321	gray packet of mayfly bait	0		Last Available: "2008-05"
3322	pulsating inspector's medical-grade mayfly bait necklace	0		Item Drop: +15, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summon Mayfly Swarm", Last Available: "2008-05"
3323	squat Ol' Scratch's salad fork	0		
3324	Frosty's frosty mug	0		
3325	tolerable jar of fermented pickle juice	3	good	
3326	modified voodoo snuff	1	good	
3327	special yummy extra-greasy slider	3	awesome	Effect: "In a Lather", Effect Duration: 35
3328	arcane researcher's groovy crumpled felt fedora	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Familiar Effect: "0.75xVolley, 0.75xLep"
3329	veiny battered top-hat of the scaredy-cat	0		Maximum HP: +10, Monster Level: -15, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 0.75xFairy"
3330	smooth strapping shapeless wide-brimmed hat	0		Muscle: +5, Moxie: +15, Familiar Effect: "0.75xLep, 0.75xFairy"
3331	maroon nippy occult mostly rat-hide leggings	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Cold Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
3332	upside-down toasty stiffened hobo dungarees	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Hot Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 1xPotato"
3333	curative steel-toed patched suit-pants	0		Damage Reduction: 9, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 0.5xFairy"
3334	hobo stogie	0		Single Equip
3335	rope with some soap on it	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
3336	dead guy's piece of double-sided tape	0		
3337	pulsating supercharged dead guy's memento of Flo-Jo	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Initiative: +100, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
3338	rotten gigantic banquet	9	crappy	
3339	wobbly sharpened hubcap	0		
3340	very caltrop	0		
3341	The Six-Pack of Pain	0		
3342	hobo monkey	0		
3343	bindle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3344	bed of coals	0		
3345	air mattress	0		
3346	ghostly filth-encrusted futon	0		
3347	comfy coffin	0		
3348	cyan mattress	0		
3349	mirror dinged-up triangle	0		
3350	distilled mediocre mirror Ralph IX cognac	5	decent	
3351	squat llama lama cria	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-06"
3352	bouncing zen motorcycle	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3353	vacuum-sealed flattened llama lama gong	0		Effect: "Chalked-Up Teeth", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2008-06"
3354	special bland thick banana-frosted king cake	5	decent	Effect: "Strawberry Alarm", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2008-08"
3355	avaricious brown plastic baby	0		Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-08"
3356	plump juicy grub	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3357	skewed shimmering moth	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3358	green delectable fire ant	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3359	scrumptious ice ant	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3360	yellow stinkbug	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3361	yummy death watch beetle	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3362	tasty louse	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3363	diet bland mole molé	1	decent	Last Available: "2008-06"
3364	triple-distilled mediocre Morlock's Mark Bourbon	6	decent	Last Available: "2008-06"
3365	altered dry skewed Climate Colada	0		Effect: "Curse of the Black Pearl Onion", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2008-06"
3366	ionized digital underground potion	0		Effect: "Salsa Satanica", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2008-06"
3367	interesting-looking twig	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3368	dehydrated glimmering roc feather	1	crappy	Effect: "20/20 Vision", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2008-06"
3369	boiled tumbling glimmering phoenix feather	1		Last Available: "2008-06"
3370	modified maroon glimmering penguin feather	1		Last Available: "2008-06"
3371	dehydrated glimmering buzzard feather	1		Last Available: "2008-06"
3372	distilled yellow glimmering raven feather	1		Last Available: "2008-06"
3373	altered glimmering great tit feather	1		Last Available: "2008-06"
3374	shaking house of twigs and spit	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3375	The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	0		Skill: "The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder"
3376	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	0		Skill: "Benetton's Medley of Diversity"
3377	Elron's Explosive Etude	0		Skill: "Elron's Explosive Etude"
3378	Chorale of Companionship	0		Skill: "Chorale of Companionship"
3379	Prelude of Precision	0		Skill: "Prelude of Precision"
3380	hardened Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork of the sweet-tooth	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Candy Drop: +100
3381	huge skewed boxer's Ol' Scratch's stove door	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Thorns: 1
3382	ghostly fortified Newton's Ol' Scratch's manacles of bravery	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Damage Absorption: +60, Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip
3383	ghostly huge asbestos-lined nippy Chester's sunglasses of the cheetah	0		Cold Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Initiative: +60, Single Equip
3384	red sizzling Sinatra's Chester's muscle shirt	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Hot Damage: +10
3385	friendly Oprah's Chester's Aquarius medallion	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Familiar Weight: +3, Single Equip
3386	shaking resourceful Socratic Zombo's shoulder blade	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum MP: +50
3387	huge zippy Zombo's skull ring of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Initiative: +20, Single Equip
3388	Zombo's empty eye	0		
3389	rosewater-soaked Samson's Frosty's arm	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Stench Resistance: +3
3390	asbestos-lined Van der Graaf Staff of the Deepest Freeze of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Hot Resistance: +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
3391	spinning Frosty's iceball	0		
3392	Jack Frost's Oscus's garbage can lid	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Thorns: 1
3393	Oscus's neverending soda	0		
3394	coward's boxer's Oscus's flypaper pants	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Monster Level: -20, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
3395	gravedigger's friendly Hodgman's porkpie hat	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Spooky Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 0.5xVolley, 0.5xFairy"
3396	blue rosy-cheeked brawny Hodgman's lobsterskin pants	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato"
3397	occult Hodgman's bow tie of doom	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
3398	acceptable Hodgman's blanket	3	good	
3399	watered-down lousy jar of squeeze	2	decent	
3400	thick flavorless bowl of fishysoisse	5	decent	
3401	triple-Vulcanized squat deadly lampshade	0		Effect: "Hood Ridin'", Effect Duration: 16
3402	boiled unsweetened olive concentrated garbage juice	0		Effect: "Healthy Blue Glow", Effect Duration: 26
3403	lewd playing card	0		
3404	lightning-fast groovy deck of lewd playing cards of the scaredy-cat	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Monster Level: -15, Initiative: +40
3405	supercharged Hodgman's sock	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Single Equip
3406	ghostly padded Hodgman's varcolac paw	0		Damage Absorption: +20
3407	Hodgman's almanac of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50
3408	chaotic Hodgman's harmonica	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10
3409	Hodgman's garbage sticker of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
3410	Hodgman's detector of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25
3411	Herculean Hodgman's cane	0		Experience (Muscle): +1
3412	gray Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	0		Skill: "Natural Born Scrabbler"
3413	squat Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	0		Skill: "Thrift and Grift"
3414	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	0		Skill: "Abs of Tin"
3415	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	0		Skill: "Marginally Insane"
3416	hobo fortress blueprints	0		
3421	box of fireworks	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire off a Roman Candle", Last Available: "2008-07", Item Drop (sporadic): +12.5
3422	corrupted liquefied maroon sterno-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Chlorophyll Flavor", Effect Duration: 55
3423	frozen corrupted frostbite-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Soles of Glass", Effect Duration: 28
3424	deionized pressed squat twirling fry-oil-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Pla-see-bo", Effect Duration: 64
3425	flattened ionized garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Truly Gritty", Effect Duration: 16
3426	nitrogenated vacuum-sealed twirling cyan strawberry-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Sizzling with Fury", Effect Duration: 28
3427	roll of Hob-Os	0		
3428	colloidal blurry Everlasting Deckswabber	0		Effect: "Jabañero Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 26
3430	bindle of joy	0		
3431	cotton candy cocoon	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-08"
3432	cotton candy cordial	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2008-08"
3433	spice melange	0		
3434	rattling cigar box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3435	maroon sinister stirring stick of bravery	0		Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5
3436	flame-retardant beefcake's Staff of the Teapot Tempest of the ox	0		Muscle: 45, Hot Resistance: +1
3437	ribald dog trainer's quilted Staff of the Black Kettle	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Experience (familiar): +1, Sleaze Damage: +10
3438	asbestos-lined wicked Samson's Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Spell Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +5
3439	twirling Rainbow's Gravity	0		Skill: "Rainbow Gravitation", Last Available: "2008-07"
3440	denatured prismatic wad	1	decent	Last Available: "2008-07"
3441	spinning club of the five seasons of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2008-07"
3442	energetic rainbow crossbow	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2008-07"
3443	narrow kitten	0		
3444	double-paned webbed comic mask	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 2"
3445	Junior Adventurer's kit	0		
3446	groovy prism necklace	0		Single Equip, Sporadic Thorns: 2.5
3447	red lightning-fast chilly six-rainbow shield	0		Cold Damage: +5, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2008-07"
3448	rainbow bomb	0		Last Available: "2008-07"
3449	pulsating cotton candy cone	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3450	cotton candy pinch	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3451	twirling cotton candy smidgen	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3452	red cotton candy skoshe	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3453	cotton candy plug	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3454	jittery cotton candy pillow	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3455	yellow wobbly cotton candy bale	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3456	bouncing quilted trusty torch	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Last Available: "2011-12"
3457	cyan skewed baleful Junior Adventurer's merit badge	0		Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
3458	alkaline STYX deodorant body spray	0		Effect: "Melancholy Burden", Effect Duration: 53
3459	drinkable irresponsibly strong white-label gin	10	good	
3460	spoiled small tin rations	2	crappy	
3461	olive haiku challenge map	0		
3462	terrible poem	0		
3463	irresponsibly strong drinkable bottle of sake	9	good	
3464	maroon Samson's round pebble	0		Experience (Muscle): +5
3465	gigantic flavorless Bash-Ōs cereal	10	decent	Wiki Name: "Bash-Os cereal"
3466	jittery Tesla healthy studded haiku katana	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum HP Percent: +20, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Raindrop Attack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summer Siesta", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Falling Leaf Whirlwind", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Winter's Bite Technique", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "The 17 Cuts", Last Available: "2008-09"
3467	bargain flash powder	0		
3468	avaricious plastic baby	0		Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-12"
3469	half-sized moldy narrow blueberry-frosted king cake	2	crappy	Last Available: "2008-12"
3470	bitty bathysphere	0		Familiar Weight: -20, Underwater Familiar, Familiar Effect: "adventure underwater"
3471	damp boot	0		
3472	narrow yellow strapping Seasonal Beret of the boozehound of the early riser	0		Muscle: +5, Booze Drop: +100, Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 25"
3473	Bash-Ōs boxtop	0		Wiki Name: "Bash-Os boxtop"
3474	frozen maroon cranberry cordial	0		Effect: "Balls of Ectoplasm", Effect Duration: 44
3475	pickled cyan blackberry polite	0		Effect: "Barking Mad", Effect Duration: 36
3476	polarized plum lozenge	0		Effect: "Just the Brown Ones", Effect Duration: 38
3477	ionized alkaline spinning pear lozenge	0		Effect: "Sludgesick", Effect Duration: 22
3478	diffused peach lozenge	0		Effect: "Corruption of Wretched Wally", Effect Duration: 41
3479	wobbly balloon shield	0		Thorns: 1
3480	spot	0		
3481	green uniclops egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-10"
3482	passed-out psychedelic bear	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-10"
3483	pulsating ghostly psychedelic bubble wand	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3484	shaking eye 'n' horn shampoo	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3485	deionized blurry glittery mascara	0		Effect: "Super Structure", Effect Duration: 33
3486	dull fish scale	0		
3487	rough fish scale	0		
3488	skewed narrow pristine fish scale	0		
3489	bland gigantic beefy fish meat	10	decent	Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 5
3490	snack-sized bland huge glistening fish meat	2	decent	Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 5
3491	stale bite-sized bouncing slick fish meat	1	decent	Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 5
3492	Jack Frost's manspreader's fish scimitar	0		Monster Level: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +50
3493	wobbly hardy fish stick of the sweet-tooth	0		Maximum HP: +50, Candy Drop: +100
3494	Van der Graaf personal trainer's fish bazooka	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
3495	deionized olive sea salt crystal	0		Effect: "Triangle, Man", Effect Duration: 13
3496	super-warmed quantum gray wobbly bazookafish bubble gum	0		Effect: "Papowerful", Effect Duration: 31
3497	aged bottle of Pete's Sake	3	awesome	
3498	invisible bag	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2011-12"
3499	witch hat	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2011-12"
3500	beholed bedsheet	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2011-12"
3501	normal jumbo canapés	5	good	
3502	boiled narrow thermos of brew	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-12"
3503	weak bad glass of brandy	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-12"
3504	French slippers	0		
3505	wobbly personal trainer's LWA ring	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
3506	LARP membership card	0		Last Available: "2008-10"
3507	Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-11", Skill: "Summon Stickers"
3508	banded scratch 'n' sniff sword	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Breakable, Last Available: "2008-11"
3509	scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker	0		Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2008-11"
3510	scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker	0		Experience: +2, Last Available: "2008-11"
3511	scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker	0		Meat Drop: +25, Last Available: "2008-11"
3512	blurry scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker	0		All Attributes Percent: +10, Last Available: "2008-11"
3513	blurry scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker	0		Spooky Damage: +3, Stench Damage: +3, Hot Damage: +3, Cold Damage: +3, Sleaze Damage: +3, Last Available: "2008-11"
3514	scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Spell Damage: +20, Last Available: "2008-11"
3515	energetic Samson's ganger bandana	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk"
3516	eel skin	0		
3517	olive smelly eelskin hat	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk", Thorns: [env(underwater)]
3518	wobbly eelskin pants of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, MP regen", Thorns: [env(underwater)]
3519	upside-down supercool eelskin shield	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Thorns: [env(underwater)]
3520	blurry shark tooth	0		
3521	lion tamer's forbidden shark tooth necklace	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip
3522	spinning up-at-dawn deadly shark jumper	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Adventures: +5
3523	double-warmed lime green shark cartilage	0		Effect: "Spiritually Awake", Effect Duration: 18
3524	oxidized eel battery	0		Effect: "Polka of Plenty", Effect Duration: 42
3525	irradiated colloidal yellow temporary teardrop tattoo	0		Effect: "Frisky Spirit", Effect Duration: 35
3526	fireproof scratch 'n' sniff crossbow	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Breakable, Last Available: "2008-11"
3527	mutant rattlesnake egg	0		
3528	mutant fire ant egg	0		
3529	squat purple mutant cactus bud	0		
3530	mutant gila monster egg	0		
3531	cyan rattlesnake enrager	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3532	narrow ant antidepressant	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3533	tumbling cactus monocle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3534	shaking Jawmaster 2000™	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3535	plans for depleted Grimacite hammer	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite hammer"
3536	huge plans for depleted Grimacite gravy boat	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite gravy boat"
3537	narrow plans for depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt"
3538	plans for depleted Grimacite grappling hook	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite grappling hook"
3539	green plans for depleted Grimacite ninja mask	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite ninja mask"
3540	plans for depleted Grimacite shinguards	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite shinguards"
3541	plans for depleted Grimacite astrolabe	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite astrolabe"
3542	depleted Grimacite hammer of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2011-12"
3543	blurry ghostly wizardly depleted Grimacite gravy boat of courage	0		Mysticality: +25, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2011-12"
3544	hardened depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt of the detective	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Item Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
3545	green flame-retardant scorching depleted Grimacite grappling hook	0		Hot Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
3546	blurry upside-down knitted strapping depleted Grimacite ninja mask	0		Muscle: +5, Cold Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-12"
3547	ghostly squat squat vibrating beefy depleted Grimacite shinguards	0		Muscle: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-12"
3548	depleted Grimacite astrolabe of the wise owl of mayonnaise	0		Mysticality: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
3549	maroon fortified KoL Con Cinco Piñata Bat	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Item Drop: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-09"
3550	Annie Oakley's propeller beanie	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7"
3551	twirling deadly Samson's stylish straw hat	0		Moxie: +25, Experience (Muscle): +5, Weapon Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy"
3552	octopus's spade of the storm of chilblains of mayonnaise	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Cold Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
3553	skewed soggy seed packet	0		
3554	glob of slime	0		
3555	tasty sea carrot	4	awesome	
3556	bland snack-sized mirror sea cucumber	2	decent	
3557	yummy spinning narrow sea avocado	3	awesome	
3558	gigantic decent sea lychee	10	good	
3559	bland snack-sized sea tangelo	2	decent	
3560	half-sized flavorless sea honeydew	2	decent	
3561	non-polarized bouncing tumbling pressurized potion of puissance	0		Effect: "Ready to Snap", Effect Duration: 47
3562	unsweetened super-activated pressurized potion of perspicacity	0		Effect: "Bustle Hustlin'", Effect Duration: 55
3563	cold-filtered huge pressurized potion of pulchritude	0		Effect: "Frigid Weapon", Effect Duration: 27
3564	perfectly mixed pulsating berry-infused sake	4	EPIC	
3565	acceptable bouncing citrus-infused sake	4	good	
3566	delicious strong upside-down melon-infused sake	5	awesome	
3567	slab of sponge	0		
3568	toasty Fonzie's sponge helmet of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience (Moxie): +1, Hot Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
3569	aromatic scandalous spongy shield of the early riser	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +1, Adventures: +7
3570	huge greasy MacGyver's steel-toed square sponge pants	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum MP: +100, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xPotato"
3571	lime green flytrap pellet	0		
3572	jittery baby cuddlefish	0		
3573	bouncing skewed six-armed sweater	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3574	wobbly slimy chest	0		
3575	sand dollar	0		
3576	flytrap bezoar	0		
3577	bezoar ring	0		
3578	candy cornucopia	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3579	ballet slippers	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3580	wriggling flytrap pellet	0		
3581	sushi-rolling mat	0		
3582	rotten rice	3	crappy	
3584	flavorless twirling irradiated candy cane	3	decent	Last Available: "2008-12"
3585	enchanted moldy thick huge ghostly blue gingerbread mutant bugbear	5	crappy	Effect: "Nasty, Nasty Breath", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2008-12"
3586	perfectly mixed oozenog	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2008-12"
3587	improved boiled twirling sugar plum	0		Effect: "Enraged", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2008-12"
3588	polymerized sugar banana	0		Effect: "Carrrsmic", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2008-12"
3589	colloidal skewed huge sugar lime	0		Effect: "Broken Fast", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2008-12"
3590	tarnished colloidal sugar cherry	0		Effect: "Human-Goblin Hybrid", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2008-12"
3591	twirling Socratic Mer-kin hookspear of extreme caution	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Monster Level: -25, Drops Meat
3592	Mer-kin takebag	0		Item Drop: +5
3593	pulsating Mer-kin thingpouch	0		
3594	Mer-kin killscroll	0		
3595	cold-filtered Mer-kin fastjuice	0		Effect: "Inner Dog", Effect Duration: 55
3596	yellow imitation crab crate	0		
3597	imitation crab meat	0		
3598	upside-down wobbly imitation crab zoea	0		
3599	bouncing steel-toed baleful moist sailor's cap of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Spell Damage: +25, Damage Reduction: 9, Familiar Effect: "stench atk"
3600	jittery ribald mansplainer's speargun	0		Monster Level: +15, Sleaze Damage: +10
3601	compass of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3
3602	broken diving helmet	0		
3603	porthole	0		
3604	rivet	0		
3605	blue bubblin' stone	0		
3606	miser's forbidden diving helmet of terror	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato"
3607	Jim Carey's aerated diving helmet of the bloodbag of mayonnaise	0		Maximum HP: +100, Monster Level: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato"
3608	live nautical mine	0		
3609	bouncing das boot	0		Familiar Weight: -10, Underwater Familiar, Familiar Effect: "adventure underwater"
3610	spinning upside-down imitation whetstone	0		
3611	aerosolized mirror tumbling sea grease	0		Effect: "Seal Clubbing Frenzy", Effect Duration: 50
3612	blue sturdy Crimbo crate	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3613	battered Crimbo Crate	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3614	skewed twitching claw	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3615	blurry rigid carapace	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3616	shaking pulsing flesh	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3617	oxidized unstable DNA	0		Effect: "Rotten Memories", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2008-12"
3618	mirror The Spirit of Crimbo	0		Free Pull, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Recite 'The Spirit of Crimbo'", Last Available: "2008-12"
3619	pulsating wriggling tentacle	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3620	narrow mass of wriggling tentacles	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3621	mirror pair of twitching claws	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3622	gnashing teeth	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3623	skewed olive chitinous pod	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3624	blinking narrow smooth parasitic claw	0		Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2008-12"
3625	blue executive parasitic tentacles	0		Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 5xBarrr, cap 7", Last Available: "2008-12"
3626	auspicious parasitic headgnawer	0		Item Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2008-12", Thorns: 1
3627	parasitic strangleworm of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3628	tumbling pair of ragged claws	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3629	burrowgrub hive	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3630	narrow Crimbo crate	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3631	activated Gummi-DNA	0		Effect: "Mistified", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2020-09"
3632	ghostly radioactive chew toy	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3633	forbidden elven socks of the sweet-tooth	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2008-12"
3634	elven gloves of incineration of temperance	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3635	Newton's smartaleck's festive holiday hat	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 7", Last Available: "2008-12"
3636	executive shellacked patent shoes	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2008-12"
3637	MacGyver's wholesome gray bow tie	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2008-12"
3638	family-friendly penguin thesaurus of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2008-12"
3639	half-sized normal blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	2	good	Effect: "Amorphous Cheer", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
3640	seaweed	0		
3641	jamfish jam	0		
3642	ghostly dragonfish caviar	0		
3643	pufferfish spine	0		
3644	occult depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2007-06"
3645	drinkable weak tumbling canteen of wine	2	good	Last Available: "2008-12"
3646	tiny flavorless enchanted elven <i>limbos</i> gingerbread	1	decent	Effect: "Feet of Watermelon", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2008-12"
3647	spinning jittery elven whittling knife	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3648	lime green magic dragonfish fry	0		
3649	map to Madness Reef	0		
3650	rotten big toast with jam	5	crappy	Last Available: "2008-12"
3651	olive jittery antlers	0		Familiar Weight: +4, Last Available: "2008-12"
3652	practically non-alcoholic delicious elven moonshine	1	awesome	Last Available: "2008-12"
3653	gigantic spoiled special knuckle sandwich	6	crappy	Effect: "Oth-Jeal-O", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2008-12", Wiki Name: "knuckle sandwich"
3654	narrow twirling brainy psycho sweater of the brute	0		Mysticality: +5, Muscle Percent: +30, Last Available: "2008-12"
3655	fin-bit wax	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3656	teal hardy plastic Mob Penguin	0		Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2008-12"
3657	fuchsia plastic mutant elf of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2008-12"
3658	padded plastic fat stack of cash	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Last Available: "2008-12"
3659	strapping plastic strand of DNA	0		Muscle: +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3660	blinking horrifying plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2008-12"
3661	container of Putty	0		Last Available: "2009-01"
3662	Samson's Putty mitre	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-01"
3663	squat gravedigger's Herculean Putty leotard	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Spooky Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-01"
3664	Newton's Putty ball	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2009-01"
3665	yellow Putty sheet	0		Last Available: "2009-01"
3666	ribald deadly Putty snake of chilblains	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Cold Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2009-01"
3667	Putty monster	0		Last Available: "2009-01"
3668	purple Jim Carey's glow-in-the-dark wristwatch of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Monster Level: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-01", Nonstackable Watch
3669	glow-in-the-dark dart gun of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2009-01"
3670	Rosewater's glow-in-the-dark burrowgrub	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Last Available: "2009-01"
3671	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3672	stale can of franks 'n' beans	3	decent	Last Available: "2010-12"
3673	hand-crafted practically non-alcoholic bottle of peppermint schnapps	1	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2010-12"
3674	throbbing rage gland	0		Skill: "Vent Rage Gland"
3675	Mer-kin pressureglobe	0		
3676	Mer-kin foodbucket	0		
3677	MacGyver's diving muff	0		Maximum MP: +100, Single Equip
3678	tolerable salinated mint julep	4	good	
3679	ink bladder	0		
3680	esca	0		
3681	bubbling tempura batter	0		
3682	squat globe of Deep Sauce	0		
3683	map to the Marinara Trench	0		
3684	spoiled gigantic wobbly tempura carrot	9	crappy	
3685	immense stale tempura cucumber	10	decent	
3686	adequate tempura avocado	3	good	
3687	enchanted stale red sea broccoli	3	decent	Effect: "Stopping to Smell the Flowers", Effect Duration: 45
3688	toothsome skewed sea cauliflower	4	awesome	
3689	moldy huge tempura broccoli	4	crappy	
3690	spoiled tempura cauliflower	4	crappy	
3691	spoiled huge wobbly sea blueberry	3	crappy	
3692	normal sea persimmon	4	good	
3693	wet blurry pressurized potion of perception	0		Effect: "Stimulated Brain", Effect Duration: 55
3694	modified upside-down pressurized potion of proficiency	0		Effect: "Initiative and Let Die", Effect Duration: 67
3695	slick Mer-kin digpick	0		Moxie: +10
3696	blurry gray anemone nematocyst	0		
3697	high-pressure seltzer bottle	0		
3698	velcro ore	0		
3699	cyan teflon ore	0		
3700	green vinyl ore	0		
3701	map to Anemone Mine	0		
3702	shaking marine aquamarine	0		
3703	bouncing blurry valve wheel	0		
3704	shaking upside-down waterlogged bootstraps	0		
3705	censurious curative Sinatra's velcro broadsword	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Sleaze Resistance: +3, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
3706	Van der Graaf Oprah's velcro paddle ball of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Maximum MP Percent: +50, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
3707	auspicious velcro shield of the scaredy-cat of the empath	0		Monster Level: -15, Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +10
3708	censurious dog trainer's Socratic velcro boots	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Experience (familiar): +1, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip
3709	crafty non-stick pugil stick of Leguizamo	0		Maximum MP: +10, Monster Level: +20
3710	nippy smooth teflon spatula of the brute	0		Moxie: +15, Muscle Percent: +30, Cold Damage: +10
3711	Tesla hardy teflon shield of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Maximum HP: +50, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
3712	lion tamer's dog trainer's teflon swim fins of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience (familiar): 3, Single Equip
3713	twirling stiffened Newton's 7-inch discus	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Damage Reduction: 1
3714	razor-sharp deadly PVC staff of extreme caution	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Monster Level: -25
3715	fuchsia scorching medical-grade brainy vinyl shield	0		Mysticality: +5, Hot Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
3716	electrified rosy-cheeked beefy vinyl boots	0		Muscle: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +30, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
3717	blue shaking decaying oar	0		
3718	fishhook	0		
3719	lantern	0		
3720	decaying pole	0		
3721	lime green tumbling decaying paddle	0		
3722	tarnished ring	0		
3723	tarnished rod	0		
3724	bouncing brittle plastic handle	0		
3725	blinking foggy glass globe	0		
3726	possessed tomato	0		
3727	Nardz energy beverage	0		
3728	narrow pile of coins	0		
3729	blurry hand grenegg	0		
3730	caret	0		
3731	skewed occult glass gnoll eye	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25
3732	energized galvanized activated cigar butt	0		Effect: "Mercenary", Effect Duration: 54
3733	huge manly bloomers of the brazier of the early riser	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 13"
3734	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	0		
3735	gray upside-down fat wallet	0		
3736	ruddy padded handwarmer	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Single Equip
3737	blinking Jack Frost's quilted lighter	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Cold Spell Damage: +50
3738	immense decent tumbling packet of beer nuts	10	good	
3739	wobbly bouncing Boozehounds Anonymous token	0		
3740	cyan handful of bees	0		
3741	spectral jelly	0		
3742	aerosolized wet jellyfish gel	0		Effect: "Is This Your Card?", Effect Duration: 35
3743	unstable quark	0		
3744	yellow software glitch	0		
3745	fumble formula	0		Recipe: "concoction of clumsiness"
3746	huge vampire pearl	0		
3747	mother's secret recipe	0		Recipe: "white chocolate chip brownies"
3749	quantum bouncing concoction of clumsiness	0		Effect: "Mistified", Effect Duration: 26
3750	Fonzie's vampire pearl earring	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Single Equip
3751	huge bland chocolate chip brownies	10	decent	
3753	twirling Libram of Love Songs	0		Last Available: "2009-02", Skill: "Summon Love Song"
3754	concentrated adjusted mirror love song of vague ambiguity	0		Effect: "Celestial Vision", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2009-02"
3755	ionized diffused blurry love song of smoldering passion	0		Effect: "Strength of Ten Ettins", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2009-02"
3756	tarnished pressed quantum love song of icy revenge	0		Effect: "Wise Spirit", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2009-02"
3757	activated altered love song of sugary cuteness	0		Effect: "Leash of Linguini", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2009-02"
3758	aerosolized liquefied bouncing shaking love song of disturbing obsession	0		Effect: "Retrograde Relaxation", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2009-02"
3759	unsweetened love song of naughty innuendo	0		Effect: "The Magic of Sharing", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2009-02"
3760	tarnished adjusted breath mint	0		Effect: "The Dinsey Way", Effect Duration: 33
3761	shaking resourceful vampire pearl ring	0		Maximum MP: +50, Single Equip
3762	shaking experienced vampire pearl necklace	0		Experience: +2, Single Equip
3763	lousy weak slug of vodka	2	decent	
3764	bad skewed slug of rum	4	decent	
3765	special acceptable slug of shochu	4	good	Effect: "Speed of the Internet", Effect Duration: 45
3766	mediocre weak bouncing bouncing screwdiver	2	decent	
3767	lousy dew yoana lei	4	decent	
3768	watered-down drinkable lychee chuhai	2	good	
3769	hand-crafted extra-dry salacious screwdiver	5	EPIC	
3770	perfectly mixed squat dew yoana salacious lei	3	EPIC	
3771	acceptable watered-down salacious lychee chuhai	2	good	
3772	delicious practically non-alcoholic Alewife&trade; Ale	1	awesome	
3773	gray seaode	0		
3774	map to the Dive Bar	0		
3775	Mer-kin pinkslip	0		
3776	gray Lo Pan's sinister pink pinkslip slip	0		Spell Damage: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr"
3777	nippy Jim Carey's sea salt scrubs	0		Monster Level: +25, Cold Damage: +10
3778	educational amber aviator shades of the brazier of Flo-Jo	0		Experience: +1, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +100, Single Equip
3779	concentrated modified hair of the fish	0		Effect: "Hood Ridin'", Effect Duration: 29
3780	blue wobbly ghostly shellacked nurse's hat of temperance of Flo-Jo	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Initiative: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk"
3781	shaking blank prescription sheet	0		
3782	twisted maroon skewed bottle of melodramamine	1		
3783	denatured upside-down bottle of extra-strength melodramamine	1		Effect: "Mer-kinny Flavor", Effect Duration: 15
3784	blinking maroon paranormal ricotta	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3785	smoking talon	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3786	vampire glitter	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3787	wine-soaked bone chips	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3788	crumbling rat skull	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3789	twitching trigger finger	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3799	jittery Apathargic Bandersnatch	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3800	pulsating teal aquaviolet jub-jub bird	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Familiar Effect: "mys stats"
3801	crimsilion jub-jub bird	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Frumious Bandersnatch", Familiar Effect: "mus stats"
3802	charpuce jub-jub bird	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Frumious Bandersnatch", Familiar Effect: "mox stats"
3803	MacGyver's hardened fortified Mer-kin roundshield	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum MP: +100
3804	deadly Socratic Mer-kin breastplate	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Weapon Damage: +5
3805	greasy MacGyver's Mer-kin sneakmask	0		Maximum MP: +100, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Combat Rate (Underwater): -5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy"
3806	Mer-kin prayerbeads	0		
3807	modified extra-frozen pulsating Mer-kin hidepaint	0		Effect: "Rotten Memories", Effect Duration: 15
3808	Mer-kin trailmap	0		
3809	squat Mer-kin healscroll	0		
3810	twirling Mer-kin lockkey	0		
3811	wobbly Mer-kin stashbox	0		
3812	stale half-sized shaking chocolate-frosted king cake	2	decent	Last Available: "2009-06"
3813	wobbly Jeselnik's plastic baby	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-06"
3815	spinning midget clownfish	0		
3816	half-height unicycle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3817	stale mirror sea radish	3	decent	
3818	lard-coated resourceful halibut of Flo-Jo	0		Maximum MP: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +100
3819	eel sauce	0		
3820	electrified water-polo mitt	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
3821	oxidized aerosolized wobbly syringe	0		Effect: "You Liver", Effect Duration: 51
3822	bouncing wand	0		Familiar Effect: "fishy spells", Sporadic Damage Aura: [0.2475*env(underwater)]
3823	ionized skewed wad of cotton	0		Effect: "There Wolf", Effect Duration: 33
3824	green Grandma's Note	0		
3825	huge Grandma's Fuchsia Yarn	0		
3826	Grandma's Chartreuse Yarn	0		
3827	plastic oyster egg	0		
3828	bouncing ghostly Grandma's Map	0		
3829	flavorless half-sized tempura radish	2	decent	
3830	therapeutic water-polo cap	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr"
3831	practically non-alcoholic mediocre Typical Tavern swill	1	decent	
3832	acceptable practically non-alcoholic tropical swill	1	good	
3833	acceptable weak fruity girl swill	2	good	
3834	hand-crafted enchanted weak blended swill	2	EPIC	Effect: "Tenacity of the Snapper", Effect Duration: 5
3835	shaking skewed costume wardrobe	0		Softcore Only
3836	lard-coated Lo Pan's Sinatra's brainy Elvish sunglasses	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience (Moxie): +5, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play an Accordion Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Guitar Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Drum Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Flute Solo", Last Available: "2009-04"
3837	strapping anniversary safety glass vest	0		Muscle: +5
3838	foul-smelling anniversary burlap belt	0		Stench Damage: +10
3839	pulsating MacGyver's anniversary balsa wood socks	0		Maximum MP: +100
3840	anniversary latex mask	0		Familiar Weight: +1
3841	greasy anniversary pewter cape	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
3842	blue wholesome out-of-tune biwa	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10
3843	weightlifter's dented harmonica	0		Muscle: +15
3844	lime green jittery dangerous Samson's magic whistle	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Weapon Damage: +10
3845	Lo Pan's plastic blowgun	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30
3846	wholesome jungle drum of chilblains of terror	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
3847	cyan grievous hippy bongo	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50
3848	tumbling lion tamer's knob bugle	0		Experience (familiar): +2
3849	olive huge banded cool 4-dimensional guitar	0		Moxie: +5, Damage Absorption: +100
3850	fuchsia sizzling boxing glove	0		Hot Damage: +10
3851	Usain Bolt's banded boxing glove on a spring of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Damage Absorption: +100, Initiative: +80
3852	blinking Jim Carey's boxer's half-sized guitar	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Monster Level: +25
3853	Jack Frost's beefcake's bass drum	0		Muscle: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +50
3854	ghostly executive pixel boomerang	0		Meat Drop: +40
3855	Temple Grandin's shellacked occult world's smallest violin	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Damage Reduction: 7, Familiar Weight: +7
3856	sizzling toasty healthy ocarina of space	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Hot Damage: 15
3857	Jack Frost's a butt tuba	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50
3858	purple stiffened bone flute	0		Damage Reduction: 1
3859	teal wicked infernal fife	0		Spell Damage: +5
3860	mirror twirling razor-sharp charming flute	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25
3861	tumbling leaf of grass	0		
3862	narrow Sherlock's rock-hard grass whistle	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Item Drop: +25
3863	upside-down jittery rosewater-soaked manspreader's plastic guitar	0		Monster Level: +10, Stench Resistance: +3
3864	supercool finger cymbals	0		Moxie Percent: +20
3865	Herculean weightlifter's kettle drum	0		Muscle: +15, Experience (Muscle): +1
3866	wobbly slick wizardly double-barreled sling	0		Mysticality: +25, Moxie: +10
3867	careful strapping magilaser blastercannon	0		Muscle: +5, Monster Level: -10
3868	coward's hanky&#363; of Flo-Jo	0		Monster Level: -20, Initiative: +100, Wiki Name: "frigid hankyu"
3869	upside-down stanky wicked ultimate ultimate frisbee	0		Spell Damage: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +25
3870	pulsating stolen office supplies	0		
3871	twirling blue family-friendly office-supply crossbow of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Sleaze Resistance: +1
3872	bouncing personal trainer's pocket theremin	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
3873	jittery shaking rave whistle of the brute of vim and vigor	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Raveosity: +1
3874	hellseal hide	0		
3875	shredded hellseal hide	0		
3876	hellseal brain	0		
3877	burst hellseal brain	0		
3878	hellseal sinew	0		
3879	torn hellseal sinew	0		
3880	hellseal disguise	0		
3881	Socratic wizardly fouet de tortue-dressage	0		Mysticality: +25, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Apprivoisez la tortue"
3882	green encoded cult documents	0		
3883	cult memo	0		
3884	purple decoded cult documents	0		Skill: "Bind Spaghetti Elemental"
3885	chilled double-chilled shaking vial of slime	0		Effect: "Tearful, Fearful", Effect Duration: 59
3886	dry aerosolized vial of slime	0		Effect: "Tingly Wrists", Effect Duration: 43
3887	boiled mirror vial of slime	0		Effect: "Cotton Mouthed", Effect Duration: 50
3888	frozen dry vial of slime	0		Effect: "Thanksgot", Effect Duration: 38
3889	pressed tumbling vial of slime	0		Effect: "French Bronilla Brogueishness", Effect Duration: 44
3890	dry energized vial of violet slime	0		Effect: "A View to Some Meat", Effect Duration: 47
3891	pickled vial of vermilion slime	0		Effect: "Really Deep Breath", Effect Duration: 33
3892	aerosolized liquefied vial of amber slime	0		Effect: "Flaming Weapon", Effect Duration: 26
3893	moist quadruple-alkaline vial of chartreuse slime	0		Effect: "Stick Emporium Membership", Effect Duration: 22
3894	polymerized skewed vial of teal slime	0		Effect: "Cold Blooded", Effect Duration: 27
3895	anodized maroon vial of indigo slime	0		Effect: "In Vino Vires", Effect Duration: 37
3896	denatured ionized blinking vial of slime	0		Effect: "Quaaaaaaa", Effect Duration: 43
3897	triple-diffused enhanced green vial of brown slime	0		Effect: "Red Around the Gills", Effect Duration: 11
3898	bottle of G&uuml;-Gone	0		
3901	pulsating seal-blubber candle	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3902	spinning figurine of a wretched-looking seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3903	red figurine of a baby seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3904	mirror figurine of an armored seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3905	figurine of an seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3906	squat figurine of a sleek seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3907	squat figurine of a shadowy seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3908	gray figurine of a stinking seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3909	bouncing figurine of a charred seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3910	figurine of a seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3911	figurine of a slippery seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3912	imbued seal-blubber candle	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3913	drinkable tumbling blended swill with a fly in it	3	good	
3914	mirror gray turtle wax	0		
3915	turtle wax shield of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100
3916	narrow stiffened turtle wax helmet	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 0.5xFairy, cap 10"
3917	cyan brainy turtle wax greaves	0		Mysticality: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 10"
3918	reassuring meat shield	0		Spooky Resistance: +1
3919	wobbly twirling turtlemail bits	0		
3920	coward's groovy turtlemail coif	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Monster Level: -20, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 20"
3921	huge friendly Socratic turtlemail breeches	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Familiar Weight: +3, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 1.5xFairy, cap 20"
3922	cyan clever curative turtlemail hauberk	0		Maximum MP: +20, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
3923	hedgeturtle	0		
3924	occult spiky turtle helmet of the early riser	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 32"
3925	jittery teal sizzling spiky turtle shoulderpads	0		Hot Damage: +10, Single Equip, Thorns: 2
3926	experienced spiky turtle shield of the businessman	0		Experience: +2, Meat Drop: +50
3927	red turtling rod	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer"
3928	syncopated turtle	0		
3929	grinning turtle	0		
3930	quadruple-dry super-colloidal electrified tainted seal's blood	0		Effect: "Drunk With Power", Effect Duration: 24
3931	squat up-at-dawn fortified severed flipper	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Adventures: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3932	narrow ingot of seal-iron	0		
3933	stylish bad-ass club of mayonnaise	0		Moxie: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3934	pulsating sealbone	0		
3935	non-frozen polymerized spinning tumbling hyperinflated seal lung	0		Effect: "Eyes of the Dragon", Effect Duration: 69
3936	moist super-oxidized bouncing purple scrap of shadow	0		Effect: "Castaway Physique", Effect Duration: 37
3937	corrupted fustulent seal grulch	0		Effect: "Knob Goblin Lust Frenzy", Effect Duration: 22
3938	arcane researcher's club of corruption	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3939	wobbly quilted corrupt club of corruption	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3940	healthy corrupt club of corrupt corruption	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3941	pulsating evil-ass club of the wise owl of courage of temperance	0		Mysticality: +20, Spooky Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3942	coward's energetic vibrating nasty-ass club	0		Maximum MP Percent: 30, Monster Level: -20, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3943	cool infernal toilet brush of the blizzard	0		Moxie: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3944	upside-down olive sizzling shadowy seal eye of the overflowing toilet	0		Hot Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3945	censurious oyster egg balloon	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3
3946	Clan VIP Lounge invitation	0		Free Pull
3947	Clan VIP Lounge key	0		Free Pull
3948	Meat	0		
3949	skewed cyan treasure chest	0		
3950	key	0		
3951	Baron von Ratsworth	0		
3952	twirling monocle	0		
3953	mink	0		
3954	teddy butler	0		
3955	martini	0		
3956	olive crazy bastard sword	0		
3957	tin of caviar	0		
3958	dance instructor's bejeweled cufflinks	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Single Equip
3959	ghostly lion tamer's garish pinky ring	0		Experience (familiar): +2
3960	slick designer sunglasses	0		Moxie: +10, Single Equip
3961	cyan tumbling shaking aromatic Lo Pan's opera glasses	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Stench Resistance: +1
3962	designer handbag	0		
3963	squat wobbly Clan pool table	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-05"
3964	cell phone	0		Familiar Weight: +10
3965	polymerized cube of billiard chalk	0		Effect: "Trufflin'", Effect Duration: 30
3966	cyan sizzling hot-ass club of the dark arts of doom	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Hot Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3967	asbestos-lined Herculean boxer's frigid-ass club	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Experience (Muscle): +1, Hot Resistance: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3968	censurious smooth creepy-ass club of the businessman	0		Moxie: +15, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +50, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3969	extra-Vulcanized sizzling seal fat	0		Effect: "Saucemastery", Effect Duration: 11
3970	huge greedy flame-wreathed Abyssal ember	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +20, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3971	polarized quadruple-activated mirror frost-rimed seal hide	0		Effect: "Mystically Oiled", Effect Duration: 18
3972	Jeselnik's seal spine of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Sleaze Damage: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3973	flattened denatured unsweetened red seal lube	0		Effect: "Good Motivator", Effect Duration: 40
3974	family-friendly mannequin leg of the sweet-tooth	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Candy Drop: +100, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3975	skewed inspector's veiny padded tortoise	0		Maximum HP: +10, Item Drop: +15
3976	stylish slick tortoboggan	0		Moxie: 35, Single Equip
3977	painted turtle	0		
3978	painted shield of the dark arts of chilblains	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Cold Damage: +25
3979	sleeping wereturtle	0		
3980	shell	0		
3981	blurry wobbly torquoise	0		
3982	Van der Graaf arcane researcher's torquoise ring	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
3983	jittery dueling turtle	0		
3984	yellow forbidden dueling banjo of the glutton	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Food Drop: +100
3985	soup turtle	0		
3986	samurai turtle	0		
3987	up-at-dawn hardened samurai turtle helmet	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 6"
3988	lime green turtle shell	0		
3989	wobbly turtle shell powder	0		
3990	resourceful turtle shell helmet	0		Maximum MP: +50, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 8"
3991	spinning slime-soaked hypophysis	0		Skill: "Slimy Sinews"
3992	mirror slime-soaked brain	0		Skill: "Slimy Synapses"
3993	twirling slime-soaked sweat gland	0		Skill: "Slimy Shoulders"
3994	security blankie	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3995	teal upside-down bundle of chamoix	0		
3996	boxcar turtle	0		
3997	twirling dolphin whistle	0		
3998	blue metrognome	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3999	infant sandworm	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4000	string of dingle balls	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
4001	distilled gray spinning agua de vida	1	decent	Effect: "Don't Step to Your Stepmother", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2009-06"
4002	horrifying extremely unsafe tortoboggan shield	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spooky Damage: +25
4003	bottle of moontan lotion	0		
4004	spinning Sherlock's soup-chucks	0		Item Drop: +25
4005	quantum galvanized tumbling ballast turtle	0		Effect: "meat.enh", Effect Duration: 32
4006	memory of some amino acids	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4007	maroon memory of a C	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4008	twirling memory of an A	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4009	narrow memory of a G	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4010	blurry blurry memory of a T	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4011	narrow skewed memory of a CA base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4012	ghostly memory of a CG base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4013	memory of a CT base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4014	squat memory of an AG base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4015	memory of an AT base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4016	memory of a GT base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4017	squirming Slime larva	0		
4018	greaves of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 37"
4019	undissolvable contact lenses	0		
4020	huge executive scorching piece of rebar	0		Hot Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +40
4021	banded shovel of the wise owl of courage	0		Mysticality: +20, Damage Absorption: +100, Spooky Resistance: +3
4022	family-friendly medical-grade necklace of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +1, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
4023	horrifying dance instructor's speargun of the sewer	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Stench Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +25
4024	shaking scorching sage compass	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +25
4025	Socratic boxer's helmet of the empath	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Familiar Weight: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy"
4026	censurious rosy-cheeked experienced lantern	0		Experience: +2, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Sleaze Resistance: +3
4027	Usain Bolt's dangerous sage greaves	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Weapon Damage: +10, Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 0.5xBarrr"
4028	wobbly nasty dog trainer's quilted club	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Experience (familiar): +1, Stench Damage: +5
4029	tumbling memory of a grappling hook	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4030	skewed memory of a small stone block	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4031	gray memory of a stone block	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4032	tumbling memory of half a stone circle	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4033	olive memory of a stone half-circle	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4034	tumbling memory of an iron key	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4035	maroon memory of a crystal	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4036	upside-down caustic slime nodule	0		
4037	rotten massive yellow slimy sweetbreads	6	crappy	
4038	bad weak slimy fermented bile bladder	2	decent	
4039	pickled skewed slimy alveolus	1		Effect: "Big", Effect Duration: 5
4040	memory of a cultist's robe	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-06"
4041	tumbling Tesla hale pig-iron helm	0		Maximum HP: +20, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 22", Last Available: "2009-06"
4042	prompt brainy pig-iron shinguards	0		Mysticality: +5, Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 1.5xFairy, cap 22", Last Available: "2009-06"
4043	dangerous pig-iron bracers of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Weapon Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-06"
4044	wumpus hair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4045	upside-down wumpus-hair bolo	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4046	wumpus-hair net	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4047	cyan Jack Frost's wumpus-hair whip	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2009-06"
4048	ribald Annie Oakley's wumpus-hair wig of horror	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-06"
4049	perfumed Jack Frost's energetic wumpus-hair loincloth	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 5", Last Available: "2009-06"
4050	skewed censurious extremely unsafe wumpus-hair sweater	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2009-06"
4051	mirror ring of teleportation of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Single Equip
4052	glass of baboon milk	1	good	Last Available: "2009-06"
4053	skewed banana milkshake	1	decent	Last Available: "2009-06"
4054	hand-crafted White Hyborian	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2009-06"
4055	rosy-cheeked goblin hunting spear	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2009-06"
4056	scorching arcane researcher's goblin autoblowgun	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2009-06"
4057	upside-down tribal beads of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Last Available: "2009-06"
4058	spinning stanky mansplainer's stone fist	0		Monster Level: +15, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2009-06"
4059	medical-grade stone head	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2009-06"
4060	Indigo Party Invitation	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4061	Violet Hunt Invitation	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4062	skewed Blue Milk Club Card	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4063	Mecha Mayhem Club Card	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4064	'Smuggler Shot First' Button	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4065	tumbling skewed Spacefleet Communicator Badge	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4066	shaking shaking Ruby Rod	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4067	essence of heat	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4068	huge essence of kink	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4069	essence of	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4070	lime green essence of stench	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4071	upside-down essence of fright	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4072	essence of	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4073	spinning maroon Supreme Being Glossary	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4074	multi-pass	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4075	vibrating villainous scythe of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Slime Hates It: +2
4076	squat pulsating MacGyver's baneful bandolier of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Maximum MP: +100, Slime Hates It: +1
4077	stanky wicked diabolical crossbow	0		Spell Damage: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Slime Hates It: +1
4078	auspicious stanky malevolent medallion	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +10, Slime Hates It: +1, Single Equip
4079	lightning-fast Sherlock's corrosive cowl	0		Item Drop: +25, Initiative: +40, Slime Hates It: +1, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 0.5xFairy"
4080	green spinning scorching grisly shield of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Hot Damage: +25, Slime Hates It: +1
4081	sinister supercool corroded breeches	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Spell Damage: +10, Slime Hates It: +1, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato"
4082	Tesla supercharged pernicious cudgel	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Slime Hates It: +1
4083	moldy blurry cupcake-in-a-cup	4	crappy	Last Available: "2009-06"
4084	pool of liquid	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4085	yummy tiny skewed protein paste	1	awesome	Last Available: "2009-06"
4086	MacGyver's supercharged cyber-mattock	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2009-06"
4087	tumbling facehugging alien	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4088	X-37 gun	0		Breakable, Last Available: "2009-06"
4089	galvanized neurostim pill	0		Effect: "Starry-Eyed", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2009-06"
4090	anodized quantum physiostim pill	0		Effect: "Fishily Speeding", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2009-06"
4091	huge slimy cyst	0		
4092	narrow narrow small slimy cyst	0		
4093	medium slimy cyst	0		
4094	tumbling slimy cyst	0		
4095	Usain Bolt's peawee marble	0		Initiative: +80
4096	auspicious brown crock marble	0		Item Drop: +10
4097	frosty China marble	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
4098	brawny lemonade marble	0		Muscle Percent: +20
4099	bumblebee marble of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3
4100	narrow sharpshooter's jet bennie marble	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10
4101	cyan up-at-dawn beige clambroth marble of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Adventures: +5
4102	tumbling blinking squat inspector's steely marble	0		Item Drop: +15
4103	bouncing shellacked rock-hard beach ball marble of the brazier	0		Damage Reduction: 12, Hot Spell Damage: +25
4104	quilted catseye marble	0		Damage Absorption: +40
4105	mirror foul-smelling bumboozer marble	0		Stench Damage: +10
4106	squat ghostly chaotic chamoisole	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10
4107	deionized bitter pill	0		Effect: "Salty Dogs", Effect Duration: 57
4108	skewed zippy monstrous monocle of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4109	pulsating shellacked supercool musty moccasins	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4110	red scandalous molten medallion of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4111	cyan aromatic brazen bracelet of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4112	blinking Newton's bitter bowtie of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4113	wobbly bewitching boots of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4114	secret from the future	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4115	shaking narrow moist sack	0		
4116	fireproof Lo Pan's beefy rickety unicycle	0		Muscle: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip
4117	chaotic hardy wicked crusty hula hoop	0		Spell Damage: +5, Maximum HP: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Single Equip
4118	baleful groovy weightlifter's Coily&trade;	0		Muscle: +15, Moxie Percent: +10, Spell Damage: +25
4119	coward's MacGyver's healthy school flying disc	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +100, Monster Level: -20
4120	ghostly Sherlock's sizzling strapping lawn dart	0		Muscle: +5, Hot Damage: +10, Item Drop: +25
4121	ribald wagon of the scaredy-cat of Flo-Jo	0		Monster Level: -15, Sleaze Damage: +10, Initiative: +100
4122	wad of slimy rags	0		
4123	purple up-at-dawn crown-shaped beanie of the bloodbag of horror	0		Maximum HP: +100, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol"
4124	lime green stanky banded hopping socks of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Damage Absorption: +100, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
4125	bouncing curative veiny dangerous poodle skirt	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum HP: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
4126	maroon wool Jack Frost's Socratic letterman's jacket	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +1
4127	red jittery ghostly horrifying curative brainy hardened slime hat	0		Mysticality: +5, Spooky Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy"
4128	tumbling toasty clever hardened slime pants of the sewer	0		Maximum MP: +20, Hot Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato"
4129	steel-toed beefy hardened slime belt of the pedagogue	0		Muscle: +10, Experience: +3, Damage Reduction: 9, Single Equip
4130	empty agua de vida bottle	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4131	boiled squat blinking boot plant	1	crappy	Last Available: "2009-06"
4132	perfectly mixed practically non-alcoholic sham champagne	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2009-06"
4133	denatured non-activated tempura air	0		Effect: "Pill Power", Effect Duration: 60
4134	triple-modified bouncing pressurized potion of pneumaticity	0		Effect: "Ooh, Umami!", Effect Duration: 22
4135	moveable feast	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2009-11", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.35
4136	bouncing dog trainer's Van der Graaf energetic Bag o' Tricks of the businessman	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Experience (familiar): +1, Meat Drop: +50, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Open the Bag o' Tricks", Last Available: "2009-07"
4137	tumbling slime stack	0		
4138	a rumpled paper strip	0		
4139	skewed a creased paper strip	0		
4140	a folded paper strip	0		
4141	a crinkled paper strip	0		
4142	a crumpled paper strip	0		
4143	a ragged paper strip	0		
4144	a ripped paper strip	0		
4145	funny paper hat of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 2"
4146	moist non-galvanized sand	0		Effect: "Turtle Power", Effect Duration: 35
4147	veiny rosy-cheeked charged magnet	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2009-09"
4148	stone sphere	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-09"
4149	quadroculars	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-09"
4150	lint	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4151	chilled super-altered dubious peppermint	0		Effect: "Industrial Strength Starch", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2020-09"
4152	extra-nitrogenated super-modified Elvish delight	0		Effect: "Cool, Catlike", Effect Duration: 64
4153	rockfish stomach	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4154	live lobster	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4155	pulsating wok lobster	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4156	pebbles	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4157	gravel	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4158	shaking rock	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4159	rock lobster	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4160	lousy pebblebr&auml;u	3	decent	Last Available: "2009-09"
4161	adequate diet rocky road ice cream	1	good	Last Available: "2009-09"
4162	fuchsia extra-strength rubber bands	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4163	quadruple-energized anodized children of the candy corn	0		Effect: "Toothy Grin", Effect Duration: 43
4164	non-dry corrupted bouncing Good 'n' Slimy	0		Effect: "Inappropriate Spirit", Effect Duration: 20
4165	narrow lightning-fast Jim Carey's Oprah's Staff of the Soupbone	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Monster Level: +25, Initiative: +40
4166	green Voluminous Radio Pants of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "2xGhoul, cap 37"
4167	Voluminous Radio Hat of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul, cap 37"
4168	slick Voluminous Radio Sneakers	0		Moxie: +10, Single Equip
4169	green 4-d camera	0		
4170	green shaking 4-d camera	0		
4171	wobbly crystallized memory	0		
4172	Sinatra's rock helmet	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Familiar Effect: "1xGhuol, cap 25"
4173	mansplainer's rock pants	0		Monster Level: +15, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 25"
4174	cyan wool rock necklace	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip
4175	mirror spaghetti cult robe	0		
4176	sugar sheet	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4177	huge Tome of Sugar Shummoning	0		Free Pull, Skill: "Summon Sugar Sheets"
4178	cyan medical-grade sugar shotgun	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4179	Sinatra's sugar shillelagh	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4180	asbestos-lined sugar shank	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4181	spinning Fonzie's sugar chapeau of the pedagogue of the cheetah	0		Experience: +3, Experience (Moxie): +1, Initiative: +60, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xVolley, 2xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-09"
4182	twirling vibrating sugar shorts	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-09"
4183	sugar shield	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4184	slime convention swag bag	0		
4185	slime convention flyers	0		
4186	slime convention coupons	0		
4187	careful slime convention pin	0		Monster Level: -10
4188	slime convention t-shirt	0		
4189	twirling inverse geode	0		
4190	spinning control crystal	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4191	educational sugar shirt	0		Experience: +1, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4192	tumbling sugar shard	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4193	mirror arcane researcher's rave visor	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1.5xPotato, cap 37", Raveosity: +2
4194	blurry boxer's baggy rave pants	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 37", Raveosity: +2
4195	Lo Pan's pacifier necklace	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Single Equip, Raveosity: +2
4196	sea cowbell	0		
4197	blinking sea	0		
4198	sea lasso	0		
4199	therapeutic banded baleful sea cowboy hat	0		Spell Damage: +25, Damage Absorption: +100, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "1xLep"
4200	grouper fangirl	0		
4201	gill rings	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4202	blinking shaking urchin roe	0		
4203	mirror pet anemone	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4204	squat Mer-kin cheatsheet	0		
4205	Mer-kin wordquiz	0		
4206	avaricious greasy brand new key	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +30
4207	dorsal fin of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25
4208	skate skates	0		
4209	skate skin	0		
4210	roller skate decoy	0		
4211	upside-down mermaid's purse	0		
4212	underwater slingshot	0		
4213	blinking lard-coated rosy-cheeked skate blade	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
4214	spangly unitard	0		
4215	huge rosewater-soaked collapsible baton of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +3
4216	pulsating groupie lipstick	0		
4217	maroon groupie bra	0		
4218	super-corrupted vacuum-sealed groupie spangles	0		Effect: "Bloody Bloody Bloody!", Effect Duration: 56
4219	rock-hard Samson's skate board	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Damage Reduction: 5
4220	S.A.V.E. flyer	0		
4221	nasty yield shield	0		Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2009-09"
4222	map to the Skate Park	0		
4223	blinking purple squamous polyp	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4224	unspeakable lozenges	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-10"
4225	blinking bouncing roller skate doll	0		
4226	clever Star of Bravery	0		Maximum MP: +20, Single Equip
4227	hungover chauvinist pig	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-10"
4228	fuchsia perfectly ordinary frog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-10"
4229	amphibious tophat	0		Equips On: "Dancing Frog", Familiar Effect: "adventure underwater"
4230	bottle of Cochon Noir	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4231	ice skate decoy	0		
4232	upside-down ice skate doll	0		
4233	lime green hacienda key	0		
4234	ruddy pat&eacute; knife	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40
4235	spinning salt-shaker	0		
4236	tumbling wobbly green can of sterno	0		
4237	rosewater-soaked cheese-slicer	0		Stench Resistance: +3
4238	normal beef jerky	3	good	
4239	foul-smelling pipe wrench	0		Stench Damage: +10
4240	corrupted modified gun cleaning kit	0		Effect: "Pumped Up", Effect Duration: 15
4241	smartaleck's sleep mask	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Blind, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 37"
4242	brawny sock garters	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Single Equip
4243	modified electrified vacuum-sealed mariachi toothpaste	0		Effect: "Bright!", Effect Duration: 27
4244	Jeselnik's leather-bound tome	0		Sleaze Damage: +25
4245	blurry bookmark	0		
4246	scorching ivory cue ball	0		Hot Damage: +25
4247	special delicious decanter of fine Scotch	4	awesome	Effect: "Mushroom Melody", Effect Duration: 45
4248	altered expensive cigar	1		
4249	tophat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4250	tumbling fisherman's sack	0		
4251	shaking fish-oil smoke bomb	0		
4252	non-alkaline non-alkaline vial of squid ink	0		Effect: "Bandersnatched", Effect Duration: 13
4253	galvanized potion of speed	0		Effect: "Wet Willied", Effect Duration: 42
4254	wobbly bark	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4255	skewed Wolfman Nardz	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4256	galvanized sap	0		Effect: "Don't Step to Your Stepmother", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2009-10"
4257	petrified wood	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4258	special adequate chocolate-covered scarab beetle	4	good	Effect: "Oh Snap", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2009-10"
4259	watered-down tolerable green mulled cider	2	good	Last Available: "2009-10"
4260	ghostly mirror wolfman mask	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-10"
4261	blue narrow pumpkinhead mask	0		Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-10"
4262	mirror mummy costume	0		Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-10"
4263	Ax of L'rose	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4264	bark boxers of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xVolley, cap 10", Last Available: "2009-10"
4265	Van der Graaf bark beret	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 2.5xLep, cap 10", Last Available: "2009-10"
4266	tumbling wool bark bracelet	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip
4267	family-friendly personal trainer's Krakrox's Loincloth	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 31"
4268	personal trainer's Newton's Galapagosian Cuisses	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, MP regen, cap 31"
4269	flame-retardant Angelhair Culottes of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Hot Resistance: +1, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, 2xGhoul, cap 31"
4270	frightening Newman's Own Trousers of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Spooky Damage: +5, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xPotato, cap 31"
4271	blurry thinker's Volartta's bellbottoms of bravery	0		Mysticality: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1.5xFairy, cap 31"
4272	smelly supercool Lederhosen of the Night	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xGhuol, cap 31"
4273	chilled pickled pulsating ribbon candy	0		Effect: "On Pins and Needles", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2020-09"
4274	narrow Underworld acorn	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-10"
4275	jittery Underworld trunk	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4276	Usain Bolt's censurious Underworld truncheon of the businessman	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +50, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2009-10"
4277	nasty Staff of the Woodfire of the storm of temperance	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Stench Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2009-10"
4278	greasy Underworld flail of Calamity Jane of temperance	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2009-10"
4279	blue Mer-kin cancerstick	0		
4280	gray Mer-kin sawdust	0		
4281	energetic Mer-kin bunwig of horror	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley"
4282	ghostly executive banded cool crappy Mer-kin mask	0		Moxie: +5, Damage Absorption: +100, Meat Drop: +40, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xBarrr"
4283	Socratic crappy Mer-kin tailpiece of incineration	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy"
4284	zippy banded Mer-kin gladiator mask of the detective	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Item Drop: +20, Initiative: +20, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr"
4285	wool energetic Mer-kin scholar mask of the boozehound	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Cold Resistance: +1, Booze Drop: +100, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "cold atk"
4286	Van der Graaf shellacked Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece of extreme caution	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Monster Level: -25, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy"
4287	auspicious family-friendly sizzling Mer-kin scholar tailpiece	0		Hot Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xFairy"
4288	zippy Mer-kin headguard of extreme caution of courage	0		Monster Level: -25, Spooky Resistance: +3, Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk"
4289	toasty Mer-kin waistrope	0		Hot Damage: +5
4290	jittery wool toasty Mer-kin facecowl of courage	0		Hot Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +1, Spooky Resistance: +3
4291	bouncing fuchsia ribald Mer-kin thighguard	0		Sleaze Damage: +10
4292	Jim Carey's extremely unsafe arcane researcher's Mer-kin dodgeball	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Monster Level: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ball Bust", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ball Sweat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ball Sack"
4293	lime green inspector's experienced Mer-kin dragnet of doom	0		Experience: +2, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +15, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Net Gain", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Net Loss", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Net Neutrality"
4294	purple reassuring mansplainer's vibrating Mer-kin switchblade	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Monster Level: +15, Spooky Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blade Sling", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blade Roller", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blade Runner"
4295	crystal orb of spirit wrangling	0		
4296	depleted uranium seal figurine	0		
4297	reassuring chaotic Ass-Stompers of Violence of the sweet-tooth	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Stomp Ass"
4298	tumbling Jeselnik's manspreader's beefy Brand of Violence	0		Muscle: +10, Monster Level: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Brand"
4299	baleful strapping Novelty Belt Buckle of Violence of bravery	0		Muscle: +5, Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip
4300	greedy manspreader's groovy Lens of Violence	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Monster Level: +10, Meat Drop: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Violent Gaze", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr"
4301	knitted slick cool Pigsticker of Violence	0		Moxie: 15, Cold Resistance: +3
4302	pulsating zippy healthy Jodhpurs of Violence of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Maximum HP: +100, Initiative: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Mosh", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato"
4303	miser's toasty rock-hard Cold Stone of Hatred	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Hot Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Chilling Grip"
4304	greedy inspector's stiffened Girdle of Hatred	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Item Drop: +15, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tighten Girdle"
4305	scorching manspreader's personal trainer's Staff of Simmering Hatred	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Monster Level: +10, Hot Damage: +25
4306	up-at-dawn friendly electrified Pantaloons of Hatred	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Adventures: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "[7156]Static Shock", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xVolley"
4307	gravedigger's stanky mansplainer's Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred	0		Monster Level: +15, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip
4308	manspreader's Sinatra's Lens of Hatred of bravery	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Monster Level: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Hateful Gaze", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xBarrr"
4309	brainy Treads of Loathing of wisdom of incineration	0		Mysticality: 20, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Cloathing
4310	lard-coated Scepter of Loathing of the dark arts of horror	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Cloathing
4311	wizardly beefy Belt of Loathing of horror	0		Muscle: +10, Mysticality: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Cloathing
4312	rosewater-soaked vibrating Goggles of Loathing of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Cloathing, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 1.5xBarrr"
4313	executive Herculean Stick-Knife of Loathing of temperance	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +40, Cloathing
4314	dog trainer's quilted Jeans of Loathing of the boozehound	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Experience (familiar): +1, Booze Drop: +100, Cloathing, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
4315	Annual Ascot of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30
4316	twirling Jack Frost's ruddy forbidden Sledgehammer of the V&aelig;lkyr	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Seal Clubber", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bashing Slam Smash"
4317	ribald stiffened baleful Flail of the Seven Aspects	0		Spell Damage: +25, Damage Reduction: 1, Sleaze Damage: +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Turtle of Seven Tails"
4318	Usain Bolt's Jim Carey's Wrath of the Capsaician Pastalords of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: 0, Initiative: +80, Class: "Pastamancer", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Noodles of Fire"
4319	avaricious therapeutic Windsor Pan of the Source of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Meat Drop: +30, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Class: "Sauceror", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Saucemageddon"
4320	Rosewater's thinker's Seeger's Unstoppable Banjo of the boozehound	0		Mysticality: +10, Mysticality Percent: +30, Booze Drop: +100, Class: "Disco Bandit", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Funk Bluegrass Fusion"
4321	flame-retardant healthy fortified extremely unsafe The Trickster's Trikitixa	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Hot Resistance: +1, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Extreme High Note"
4322	blinking weightlifter's Claw of the Infernal Seal of Leguizamo of the empath	0		Muscle: +15, Monster Level: +20, Familiar Weight: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip
4323	nasty groovy Garter of the Turtle Poacher of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Moxie Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +5, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Single Equip
4324	spinning Oprah's Rosewater's Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip
4325	up-at-dawn family-friendly Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Adventures: +5, Class: "Sauceror", Single Equip
4326	MacGyver's banded Fonzie's Bling of the New Wave	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum MP: +100, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip, Extra Pickpocket
4327	upside-down inspector's double-paned Samson's La Hebilla del Cintur&oacute;n de Lopez	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Cold Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +15, Class: "Accordion Thief", Single Equip
4328	suspicious stocking	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-12"
4329	bag of many confections	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4330	miniature decent blinking lime green candy kneecapping stick	2	good	Last Available: "2009-12"
4331	spoiled enchanted licorice garrote	4	crappy	Effect: "Spore-Wreathed", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2009-12"
4332	teal wobbly beefy candy knuckles	0		Muscle: +10, Last Available: "2009-12"
4333	bite-sized adequate jawbruiser	1	good	Last Available: "2010-12"
4334	double-modified chocolate car	0		Effect: "Ginger Snapped", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2009-12"
4335	fortified plastic 11 Dealer	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Last Available: "2009-12"
4336	fireproof plastic Crimbo Casino	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2009-12"
4337	perfumed plastic stocking mimic	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4338	upside-down plastic Don Crimbo of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2009-12"
4339	mirror healthy plastic Crimbomination	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2009-12"
4340	vacuum-sealed extra-dry Piddles	0		Effect: "Chain Chain Chains", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2009-12"
4341	pressed BitterSweetTarts	0		Effect: "Ichorous Intensity", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2009-12"
4342	moist vacuum-sealed olive Polka Pop	0		Effect: "Texas Elegance", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2009-12"
4343	huge Crimbuck	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4344	Crimbo wreath	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4345	mirror string of Crimbo lights	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4346	plastic Crimbo reindeer	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4347	gingerbread house	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4348	leftover Crimbo rations	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4349	crafty snow hat	0		Maximum MP: +10, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2009-12"
4350	flame-retardant snow pants	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2009-12"
4351	snow belly of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-12"
4352	squat pile of loose snow	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4353	jittery Crimbough	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4354	huge A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	0		Skill: "Holiday Weight Gain", Last Available: "2009-12"
4355	jittery A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	0		Skill: "Jingle Bells", Last Available: "2009-12"
4356	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	0		Skill: "Candyblast", Last Available: "2009-12"
4357	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	0		Skill: "Surge of Icing", Last Available: "2009-12"
4358	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	0		Skill: "Stealth Mistletoe", Last Available: "2009-12"
4359	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	0		Skill: "Cringle's Curative Carol", Last Available: "2009-12"
4360	flavorless blurry expired can of franks 'n' beans	3	decent	Last Available: "2009-12"
4361	hand-crafted expired bottle of peppermint schnapps	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2009-12"
4362	snow halo	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4363	narrow elf resistance button	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4364	oxidized elven suicide capsule	0		Effect: "Bootyliciousness", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2009-12"
4365	low-calorie toothsome penguin focaccia bread	1	awesome	Last Available: "2009-12"
4366	watered-down drinkable herringcello	2	good	Last Available: "2009-12"
4367	mediocre spirit-forward elven cellocello	5	decent	Last Available: "2009-12"
4368	huge wrench handle	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4369	squat handful of headless bolts	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4370	bottle of agitprop ink	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4371	handful of wires	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4372	cyan jittery chunk of cement	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4373	shaking grappling hook	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4374	elf ear	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4375	tumbling spiraling shape	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4376	Crimbomination Contraption	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4377	shaking Herculean throwing wrench	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Last Available: "2009-12"
4378	thinker's pair of bolt cutters	0		Mysticality: +10, Last Available: "2009-12"
4379	cyan poison pen of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2009-12"
4380	speed limit shield of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2009-12"
4381	dog trainer's educational live wire	0		Experience: +1, Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2009-12"
4382	lightning-fast misfit dolly of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2009-12"
4383	dog trainer's misfit hobby horse of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2009-12"
4384	squat greedy Van der Graaf misfit teddy bear	0		Meat Drop: +20, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2009-12"
4385	huge sinister pocketwatch on a chain of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2009-12"
4386	red spinning banded cement sandals of horror	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-12"
4387	extremely unsafe Socratic night-vision goggles	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-12"
4388	passable elf mask	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-12"
4389	savvy peanut brittle shield	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Last Available: "2009-12"
4390	jittery forbidden supercool Red Rover BB gun	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2009-12"
4391	wool red-and-green sweater	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "[7094]Static Shock", Last Available: "2009-12"
4392	blurry Crimbo Candy Cookbook	0		Skill: "Summon Crimbo Candy", Last Available: "2009-12"
4393	liquefied Crimbo peppermint bark	0		Effect: "Tiki Thoughtfulness", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2009-12"
4394	modified galvanized Crimbo fudge	0		Effect: "Jelly Combed", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2009-12"
4395	dry warmed tarnished pulsating Crimbo pecan	0		Effect: "Patience of the Tortoise", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2009-12"
4396	teal Jack-in-the-box	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4397	ghostly crank handle	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4398	skewed cheese ball	0		Last Available: "2010-01"
4399	fortified cheese sword	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4400	cheese diaper of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4401	gray cheese wheel of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4402	Annie Oakley's cheese eye	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Give Your Opponent the Stinkeye", Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4403	Van der Graaf Staff of Queso Escusado of the brazier of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: 75, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4405	foreign box	0		
4406	teal The Art of Slapfighting	0		Class: "Seal Clubber", Skill: "Iron Palm Technique", Last Available: "2010-06"
4407	Uncle Romulus	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer", Skill: "Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin", Last Available: "2010-03"
4408	yellow A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Skill: "Stringozzi Serpent", Last Available: "2010-04"
4409	Zu Mannk&auml;se Dienen	0		Class: "Sauceror", Skill: "K&auml;seso&szlig;esturm", Last Available: "2010-01"
4410	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	0		Class: "Disco Bandit", Skill: "Kung Fu Hustler", Last Available: "2011-01"
4411	mirror Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	0		Class: "Accordion Thief", Skill: "Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration", Last Available: "2010-02"
4412	moldy quantum taco	0	???	Last Available: "2010-10"
4413	tolerable narrow Schr&ouml;dinger's thermos	0	???	Last Available: "2010-04"
4414	tumbling colorful plastic ball	0		Last Available: "2010-01"
4415	sealhide hood of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 40"
4416	blurry veiny sealhide leggings	0		Maximum HP: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 40"
4417	reassuring sealhide cloak	0		Spooky Resistance: +1
4418	sealhide buckler of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100
4419	spinning sealhide whip of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100
4420	fuchsia twirling wobbly sage sealhide moccasins	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Single Equip
4421	dangerous sealhide gloves	0		Weapon Damage: +10
4422	inspector's sealhide belt	0		Item Drop: +15
4423	sealhide snare	0		
4424	jittery puzzling trophy	0		
4425	vacuum-sealed extra-modified jittery lime green sealhide seal doll	0		Effect: "Scorpio Rising", Effect Duration: 24
4426	fuchsia hymnal	0		Skill: "Canticle of Carboloading"
4428	blinking studded glowstick on a string	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Raveosity: +1
4429	huge electrified candy necklace	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Raveosity: +1
4430	shellacked teddybear backpack	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Raveosity: +1
4431	NPZR chemistry set	0		Last Available: "2011-08"
4432	electrified yellow invisibility potion	0		Effect: "Vented Spleen", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2011-08"
4433	activated adjusted irresistibility potion	0		Effect: "Leo Rising", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2011-08"
4434	polarized wobbly irritability potion	0		Effect: "Gr8ness", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2011-08"
4436	cube	0		Last Available: "2011-02"
4438	shaking hellseal whisker	0		
4439	hellseal claw	0		
4440	upside-down guard turtle shell of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 40"
4441	curative crowbar	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
4442	mirror spaghetti cult rosary of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50
4443	Usain Bolt's spaghetti cult mask	0		Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 38"
4444	guard turtle collar	0		Familiar Damage: +10
4445	curative spangly mariachi pants	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, 2xPotato, cap 37"
4446	supercharged spangly mariachi vest of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +30
4447	personal trainer's spangly sombrero	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, 2xPotato, cap 37"
4448	vaporized fuchsia Instant Karma	1	good	
4449	jittery painting of a landscape	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4450	green map to The Landscaper's Lair	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4451	stanky pointy hat	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 27", Last Available: "2010-04"
4452	wobbly tumbling manspreader's machetito	0		Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2010-04"
4453	huge lightning-fast lawnmower blade	0		Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2010-04"
4454	narrow grass clippings	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
4455	skewed hardy The Landscaper's leafblower	0		Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2010-04"
4456	snowball	0		
4457	snailmail bits	0		
4458	Usain Bolt's quilted snailmail coif	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 41"
4459	aromatic greasy snailmail breeches	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 0.5xFairy, cap 41"
4460	horrifying dance instructor's snailmail hauberk	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spooky Damage: +25
4461	concentrated teal blurry seal-brain elixir	0		Effect: "Seal Clubbing Frenzy", Effect Duration: 29
4462	nitrogenated galvanized chocolate seal-clubbing club	0		Effect: "Wreathed in Smoke", Effect Duration: 41
4463	diffused deionized wobbly chocolate turtle totem	0		Effect: "Sleazy Weapon", Effect Duration: 28
4464	frozen quantum pulsating chocolate pasta spoon	0		Effect: "Oh Hamlet Hamlet Hamlet Hamlet", Effect Duration: 46
4465	corrupted irradiated olive chocolate saucepan	0		Effect: "Bark of the Dog", Effect Duration: 51
4466	super-wet deionized chocolate disco ball	0		Effect: "Jungle Juiced", Effect Duration: 67
4467	polymerized chocolate stolen accordion	0		Effect: "Coming Up Roses", Effect Duration: 12
4468	ghostly Libram of BRICKOs	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-02", Skill: "Summon BRICKOs"
4469	ghostly BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4470	BRICKO eye brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4471	personal trainer's BRICKO hat	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2010-02"
4472	blurry prompt BRICKO pants	0		Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 2xLep, 1xPotato, cap 22", Last Available: "2010-02"
4473	green BRICKO sword of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2010-02"
4474	BRICKO ooze	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4475	BRICKO bat	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4476	red BRICKO oyster	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4477	bouncing BRICKO turtle	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4478	BRICKO elephant	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4479	jittery BRICKO octopus	0		Last Available: "2010-02", Wiki Name: "BRICKO octopus (item)"
4480	pulsating BRICKO python	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4481	gray BRICKO vacuum cleaner	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4482	BRICKO airship	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4483	huge BRICKO cathedral	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4484	mirror tumbling BRICKO gargantuchicken	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4485	BRICKO pyramid	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4486	BRICKO pearl	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4487	foul-smelling BRICKO bulwark	0		Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2010-02"
4488	BRICKO trunk	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4489	skewed gilded BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4490	gilded BRICKO chalice	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4491	gray bouncing BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4492	lime green jittery BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4493	mirror broken BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4494	spinning BRICKO reactor	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4495	mirror BRICKO egg	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4496	extra-heavy BRICKO brick	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-02"
4497	anodized warmed ionized upside-down recording of The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	0		Effect: "Night Vision", Effect Duration: 54
4498	quadruple-vacuum-sealed shaking recording of Benetton's Medley of Diversity	0		Effect: "Empathy", Effect Duration: 13
4499	energized recording of Elron's Explosive Etude	0		Effect: "Demonic Flavor", Effect Duration: 56
4500	ionized recording of Chorale of Companionship	0		Effect: "Human-Weird Thing Hybrid", Effect Duration: 46
4501	improved magnetized recording of Prelude of Precision	0		Effect: "Turn On, Tune In, Play Ball!", Effect Duration: 32
4502	anodized jittery recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad	0		Effect: "Ancient Protected", Effect Duration: 39
4503	double-boiled diffused recording of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	0		Effect: "Muscularrr", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2010-02"
4504	shaking twirling narrow heart of the volcano of the pedagogue of the brazier	0		Experience: +3, Hot Spell Damage: +25
4505	non-energized improved Northern pemmican	0		Effect: "Soles of Glass", Effect Duration: 65
4506	puzzling ribbon	0		
4507	spinning Clan looking glass	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-03"
4508	ionized irradiated &quot;DRINK ME&quot; potion	0		Effect: "Quadrilled", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2010-03"
4509	bouncing reflection of a map	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4510	decent immense walrus ice cream	6	good	Last Available: "2010-03"
4511	massive stale blurry beautiful soup	8	decent	Last Available: "2010-03"
4512	eggman noodles	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4513	Vial of <i>jus de larmes</i>	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4514	delicious miniature Humpty Dumplings	2	awesome	Last Available: "2010-03"
4515	spoiled enchanted Lobster <i>qua</i> Grill	3	crappy	Effect: "Army of One", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2010-03"
4516	perfectly mixed weak ghostly missing wine	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2010-03"
4517	super-sized rotten matter custard	5	crappy	Last Available: "2010-03"
4518	polarized double-concentrated comfit?	0		Effect: "Feelin' Philosophical", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2010-03"
4519	ittah bittah hookah	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-03"
4520	careful forbidden flamingo mallet	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2010-03"
4521	croquet hedgehog	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4522	Tiger-lily's milk	1	decent	Last Available: "2010-03"
4523	healthy eye of the Tiger-lily of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2010-03"
4524	twirling lightning-fast ribald wig	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 17", Last Available: "2010-03"
4525	stale mirror donut	3	decent	Last Available: "2010-03"
4526	flavorless thick fancy pulsating gray bucket of honey	5	decent	Effect: "Macho Profundo", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2010-03"
4527	narrow experienced elephant stinger of bravery	0		Experience: +2, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2010-03"
4528	stale dragon snaps	4	decent	Last Available: "2010-03"
4529	healthy snapdragon pistil of the storm	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2010-03"
4530	pulsating puff of smoke	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4531	bland gray spinning rook cookie	4	decent	Last Available: "2010-03"
4532	decent bishop cookie	4	good	Last Available: "2010-03"
4533	spoiled knight cookie	4	crappy	Last Available: "2010-03"
4534	decent spinning king cookie	3	good	Last Available: "2010-03"
4535	big moldy queen cookie	5	crappy	Effect: "Towering Strength", Last Available: "2010-03"
4536	blurry fairy-worn boots	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-08"
4537	wobbly prompt insane tophat	0		Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 7", Last Available: "2010-03"
4538	huge gravedigger's steel-toed helm of the knight	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Spooky Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 15", Last Available: "2010-03"
4539	wristwatch of the knight of dire peril of the boozehound	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-03", Nonstackable Watch
4540	Sherlock's Annie Oakley's trousers of the knight	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Item Drop: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2.5xPotato, 2xLep, cap 15", Last Available: "2010-03"
4541	wool tophat	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 25"
4542	Socratic tie	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Single Equip
4543	bouncing zippy tuxedo pants	0		Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 25"
4544	porpoise	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4545	pocketwatch	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4546	bandersnatch	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4547	caterpillar	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4548	walrus	0		Last Available: "2010-03", Synergetic
4549	carpenter	0		Last Available: "2010-03", Synergetic
4550	dodo	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4551	mansplainer's detour shield	0		Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2010-03"
4552	shaking left parenthesis	0		
4553	lowercase a	0		
4554	mirror percent sign	0		
4555	left bracket	0		
4556	right parenthesis	0		
4557	dollar sign	0		
4558	equal sign	0		
4559	record album	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4560	map to Professor Jacking's laboratory	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4561	can of depilatory cream	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4562	hair of the calf	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4563	mediocre skewed world's most unappetizing beverage	3	decent	Last Available: "2010-04"
4564	family-friendly slippery when wet shield	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2010-04"
4565	spoiled raisin	3	crappy	Last Available: "2010-04"
4566	twirling fly glasses	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2010-04"
4567	squat rosy-cheeked supercool flyest of shirts	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2010-04"
4568	super-sized stale a dance upon the palate	5	decent	Last Available: "2010-04"
4569	huge yummy prehistoric meteorite jawbreaker	10	awesome	Last Available: "2010-04"
4570	Crazyleg's razor	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4571	bland snack-sized squirmy violent party snack	2	decent	Last Available: "2010-04"
4572	chilly can-you-dig-it?	0		Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2010-04"
4573	The Legendary Beat	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4574	panicked kernel	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-04"
4575	blinking bugged beanie	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2010-04"
4576	bugged balaclava	0		Monster Level: +20, Equips On: "Baby Bugged Bugbear", Last Available: "2010-04"
4577	bugged b&Atilde;&para;n&plusmn;&Atilde;&copy;t	0		Food Drop: +5, Pants Drop: +5, Candy Drop: +5, Equips On: "Baby Bugged Bugbear", Last Available: "2010-04"
4578	olive bouncing meat st&permil;&iquest;bing club	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4579	pickled enhanced unsweetened Knob G&Atilde;&para;blin l&Atilde;&sup2;ve potion	0		Effect: "The Smile of Mr. A.", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2010-04"
4580	lard-coated school Mafi<i>a kni</i>cke&frac12;&aelig;	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2010-04"
4581	deadly T&Icirc;&curren;&loz;lisman of Bai&oslash;&Dagger; of the sewer	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2010-04", Wiki Name: "Bugged baio"
4582	fat bottom quark	0		Last Available: "2010-05"
4583	huge blinking glob of skin	0		
4584	moldy skewed shaking six wedges of goat cheese	4	crappy	
4585	upside-down collection of objects	0		
4586	boulder	0		
4587	goth	0		
4588	brown pixel	0		
4589	wobbly healthy pixel whip	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20
4590	Sinatra's pixel chain whip	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Last Available: "2010-07"
4591	Tesla pixel morning star	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2010-07"
4592	gray pixel orb	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4593	huge bouncing pixellated moneybag	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4594	pixel cross	0		
4595	pixel holy water	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4596	map to Vanya's Castle	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4597	8-Bit Power magazine	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4598	pixel stopwatch	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4599	blurry bottle opener	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4600	map to the Kegger in the Woods	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4601	bad plastic cup of beer	4	decent	Last Available: "2010-06"
4602	orquette's phone number	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4603	olive mirror bronze handcuffs	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4604	keg	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4605	family-friendly bottle of Goldschn&ouml;ckered of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Goldensh&ouml;wer", Last Available: "2010-06"
4606	normal blinking sun-dried tofu	3	good	Effect: "Deadened palate", Effect Duration: 1, Last Available: "2010-08"
4607	lousy teal jittery soyburger juice	4	decent	Effect: "Oversaturated Palate", Effect Duration: 1, Last Available: "2010-08"
4608	respected companion biscuit	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4609	essential tofu	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4610	pressed cyan essential soy	0		Effect: "Adorable Lookout", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2010-08"
4611	irradiated triple-modified essential cameraderie	0		Effect: "Hangdog", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2010-08"
4612	souvenir drawing	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4613	map to the Magic Commune	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4614	yellow educational Crown of Thrones	0		Experience: +1, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-05"
4615	lousy Cinco Mayo Lager	3	decent	Last Available: "2010-05"
4616	upside-down narrow Underworld sapling	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4617	pruning shears	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4618	plastic cup of flat beer	0		
4619	frisbee	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4620	fuchsia motorcycle	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-06"
4621	Game Grid token	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4622	lime green Game Grid ticket	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4623	polarized chocolate-covered caviar	0		Effect: "Dilated Pupils", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2020-09"
4624	bite-sized delicious pawn cookie	1	awesome	Last Available: "2010-06"
4625	modified coffee pixie stick	1	decent	Last Available: "2010-06"
4626	superduperball	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4627	finger cuffs	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4628	skewed parachute guy	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4629	clever plastic spider ring	0		Maximum MP: +20, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shoot Web", Last Available: "2010-06"
4630	Oprah's plastic kazoo	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2010-06"
4631	huge hardy inflatable baseball bat	0		Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2010-06"
4632	hardy googly-star hat of the sweet-tooth	0		Maximum HP: +50, Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2010-06"
4633	veiny Rosewater's googly-ball hat	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2010-06"
4634	huge lion tamer's googly-heart hat of the cheetah	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2010-06"
4635	steel-toed baleful super-sweet boom box	0		Spell Damage: +25, Damage Reduction: 9, Four Songs, Last Available: "2010-06"
4636	twirling Game Grid valued membership card	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4637	green executive steel-toed stiffened sinister demon mask	0		Damage Reduction: 10, Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2010-06"
4638	wobbly up-at-dawn razor-sharp Samson's streetfighting champion's belt	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Adventures: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-06"
4639	purple smelly sinister savvy Space Trip safety headphones	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Spell Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-06"
4640	LARP carp of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20
4641	ghostly greedy Fonzie's KoL Con Six Pack	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Meat Drop: +20
4642	avaricious Gregarious Gregorian Smock	0		Meat Drop: +30
4643	huge hale rxr shield	0		Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2010-06"
4644	coward's Van der Graaf baleful Juju Mojo Mask	0		Spell Damage: +25, Monster Level: -20, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-07"
4645	crafty space trooper helmet	0		Maximum MP: +10, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 2"
4646	stanky rock-hard quilted Meteoid ice beam	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Damage Reduction: 5, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-12"
4647	rosewater-soaked vibrating grievous Dungeon Fist gauntlet	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2011-06"
4648	Schmalz's First Prize Beer	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4649	chiptune guitar	0		Item Drop: +25, Equips On: "Mini-Hipster", Familiar Effect: "item drop"
4650	fixed-gear bicycle	0		Experience: +3, Equips On: "Mini-Hipster", Familiar Effect: "stats"
4651	ironic moustache	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Familiar Effect: "+10 lbs"
4652	shaking up-at-dawn baleful ironic knit cap	0		Spell Damage: +25, Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 10"
4653	upside-down ironic sunglasses	0		Single Equip, Thorns: 1
4654	wobbly ironic battle spoon of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10
4655	coward's personal trainer's boxer's ironic jogging shorts	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Monster Level: -20, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 6xGhuol, cap 10"
4656	skewed mole skin notebook of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50
4657	pair of jeans	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4658	blinking maroon map to Ellsbury's Claim	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4659	blackberry galoshes of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Single Equip
4660	tumbling Tesla resourceful trout fang	0		Maximum MP: +50, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2010-09"
4661	big tasty poisonous caviar	5	awesome	Last Available: "2010-09"
4662	dry modified wet venom duct	0		Effect: "The Magic of LOV", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2010-09"
4663	Ellsbury's journal	0		Skill: "Unaccompanied Miner", Last Available: "2010-09"
4664	double-paned sizzling Ellsbury's skull	0		Hot Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2010-09"
4665	lightning-fast hot plate	0		Initiative: +40, Thorns: 1
4666	maroon squat stylish imp unity ring of the pedagogue	0		Moxie: +25, Experience: +3
4667	bouncing Tesla Victor, the Insult Comic Hellhound Puppet	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
4668	twirling olive weightlifter's observational glasses	0		Muscle: +15
4669	teal scandalous hilarious comedy prop	0		Sleaze Damage: +5
4670	beer-scented teddy bear	0		
4671	lousy booze-soaked cherry	3	decent	
4672	comfy pillow	0		
4673	moldy gigantic marshmallow	10	crappy	
4674	miniature rotten green sponge cake	2	crappy	
4675	artisanal boozy yellow gin-soaked blotter paper	5	EPIC	
4676	tree-holed coin	0		
4677	unearthed volcanic meteoroid	0		Skill: "Volcanometeor Showeruption", Last Available: "2011-12"
4678	squat unearthed potsherd	0		
4679	mirror mirror volcanic ash	0		
4680	smoked potsherd	0		
4681	toasty pottery shield	0		Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2010-09"
4682	squat Herculean pottery hat of the detective	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 11", Last Available: "2010-09"
4683	twirling pottery training pants of dire peril of the glutton	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xGhuol, cap 12", Last Available: "2010-09"
4684	tumbling skewed padded pottery club	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Last Available: "2010-09"
4685	pottery yo-yo of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2010-09"
4686	maroon blurry pottery barn owl figurine	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4687	fossilized bat skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4688	jittery shaking fossilized serpent skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4689	fossilized baboon skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4690	fossilized wyrm skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4691	fossilized wing	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4692	fossilized limb	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4693	fossilized torso	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4694	fossilized spine	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4695	affordable teak perch	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-09"
4696	blurry horrifying studded Herculean Greatest American Pants	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Damage Absorption: +80, Spooky Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 2.5xBarrr, 2xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2010-09"
4697	fuchsia fossilized necklace of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2010-09"
4698	upside-down jittery imp air	0		
4699	bus pass	0		
4700	fossilized spike	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4701	squat waterlogged crate	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4702	skewed archaeologing shovel	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4703	reassuring red-hot medallion	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-09"
4704	fossilized demon skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4705	fossilized spider skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4706	ghostly sinister tablet	0		
4707	pulsating E-Z Cook&trade; oven	0		
4708	green My First Shaker&trade;	0		
4709	hippo tutu	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
4710	bouncing immense ballet shoes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4711	sweatpants	0		Familiar Effect: "8xPotato, cap 2"
4712	GameInformPowerDailyPro subscription card	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-02"
4713	upside-down popsicle stick	0		
4714	rotten bite-sized squat lemon popsicle	1	crappy	
4715	spoiled popsicle	3	crappy	
4716	small special rotten upside-down strawberry popsicle	2	crappy	Effect: "Net Tea", Effect Duration: 25
4717	snack-sized bland huge liver popsicle	2	decent	
4718	wobbly ruddy mariachi hat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
4719	ghostly Hollandaise helmet of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
4720	organ grinder	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4721	microwave stogie	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4722	flavorless huge liver and let pie	4	decent	Last Available: "2010-10"
4723	bland badass pie	3	decent	Last Available: "2010-10"
4724	flavorless shoo-fish pie	4	decent	Last Available: "2010-10"
4725	tiny adequate piping organ pie	1	good	Last Available: "2010-10"
4726	normal shaking igloo pie	3	good	Last Available: "2010-10"
4727	adequate stomach turnover	3	good	Last Available: "2010-10"
4728	tasty dead lights pie	4	awesome	Last Available: "2010-10"
4729	moldy immense throbbing organ pie	9	crappy	Last Available: "2010-10"
4730	manspreader's stop shield	0		Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2009-12"
4731	nest egg	0		
4732	sleeping piano cat	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4733	tumbling kitty sheet music	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4734	rehearsing dramatic hedgehog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4735	prop sword	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4736	tangle of rat tails	0		
4737	beer-soaked mop of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50
4738	mediocre watered-down narrow day-old beer	2	decent	
4739	aged practically non-alcoholic ghostly huge plain beer	1	awesome	
4740	aged practically non-alcoholic overpriced &quot;imported&quot; beer	1	awesome	
4741	smiling rat	0		
4742	rat tooth polish	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4743	skewed bone chips	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4744	corrupted PlexiPips	0		Effect: "Floundering", Effect Duration: 59
4745	pickled alkaline extra-frozen fuchsia Wax Flask	0		Effect: "Concentrated Concentration", Effect Duration: 69
4746	concentrated improved bouncing Pain Dip	0		Effect: "Brain Freeze", Effect Duration: 11
4747	flavorless tiny narrow bone meal	1	decent	Last Available: "2010-10"
4748	bad watered-down bone aperitif	2	decent	Last Available: "2010-10"
4749	inspector's bonerang	0		Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2010-10"
4750	bone and arrows of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2010-10"
4751	baleful boning knife	0		Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2010-10"
4752	Sherlock's bone crusher	0		Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2010-10"
4753	lime green smelly bone spurs	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-10"
4754	jittery aromatic stiffened bonedanna	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 30", Last Available: "2010-10"
4755	squat boneana hammock of the cougar of Tarzan	0		Moxie: +20, Experience (Muscle): +3, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xVolley, cap 30", Last Available: "2010-10"
4756	bag of bones	0		Last Available: "2010-10"
4757	gray Stabonic scroll	0		Last Available: "2010-10"
4758	boiled irradiated vacuum-sealed shaking candy skeleton	0		Effect: "Drenched With Filth", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2020-09"
4759	tumbling Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4760	packet of pumpkin seeds	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4761	pumpkin	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4762	green huge pumpkin	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4763	adequate snack-sized pumpkin pie	2	good	Last Available: "2010-11"
4764	delicious pumpkin beer	3	awesome	Last Available: "2010-11"
4765	denatured pickled quantum pumpkin juice	0		Effect: "Leo Rising", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2010-11"
4766	pumpkin bomb	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4767	stiffened sage shin gourds	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Damage Reduction: 1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-11"
4768	fuchsia inspector's flame-retardant strapping Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern	0		Muscle: +5, Hot Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2010-11"
4769	pumpkin carriage	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4770	Desert Bus pass	0		
4771	gray ginormous pumpkin	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4804	Essence of Annoyance	0		Skill: "Summon Annoyance"
4805	tumbling Unmotivator: Crashed Orca	0		Free Pull
4806	Unmotivator: Success Warrior	0		Free Pull
4807	Unmotivator: Crashed Meat Car	0		Free Pull
4810	blue Holiday Hal's Happy-Time Fun Book!	0		Skill: "Summon Holiday Fun!"
4811	skewed Holiday Fun!	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
4812	jittery Antagonistic Snowman Kit	0		Skill: "Summon Carrot"
4818	flavorless small blurry CRIMBCOIDS mints	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-01"
4819	can of CRIMBCOLA	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4820	miniature adequate huge CRIMBCOLOAF	2	good	Last Available: "2011-01"
4821	tasty half-sized circular CRIMBCOOKIE	2	awesome	Effect: "Mystic Circle", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4822	gray manspreader's plastic CRIMBCO HQ	0		Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4823	Sherlock's plastic fax machine	0		Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2010-12"
4824	stanky plastic hobo elf	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2010-12"
4825	Usain Bolt's plastic Mr. Mination	0		Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2010-12"
4826	ribald plastic Best Game Ever	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4827	hibernating robot reindeer	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-12"
4828	blurry S.L.E.I.G.H.B.E.L.L.S.	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-12"
4829	tumbling robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4830	robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4831	pulsating robot reindeer protocol D.O.N.N.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4832	upside-down robot reindeer protocol V.I.X.E.N.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4833	narrow robot reindeer protocol C.U.P.I.D.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4834	tumbling robot reindeer protocol D.A.N.C.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4835	shaking robot reindeer protocol C.O.M.E.T.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4836	robot reindeer protocol B.L.I.T.Z.E.N.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4837	robot reindeer protocol R.U.D.O.L.P.H.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4838	maroon robot reindeer protocol O.L.I.V.E.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4839	rotten miniature triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	2	crappy	Effect: "Triangle, Man", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4840	rotten square CRIMBCOOKIE	4	crappy	Effect: "Square to be Hip", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4841	tumbling wicked smooth beefy bindlestocking	0		Muscle: +10, Moxie: +15, Spell Damage: +5, Drops Items, Last Available: "2010-12"
4842	mirror sleeping stocking	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4843	pulsating Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	0		Skill: "Toynado", Last Available: "2010-12"
4844	olive The Joy of Wassailing	0		Skill: "Wassail", Last Available: "2010-12"
4845	sizzling Uncle Hobo's stocking cap of mayonnaise	0		Hot Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2010-12"
4846	twirling inspector's Jack Frost's Uncle Hobo's epic beard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4847	narrow up-at-dawn double-paned Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol", Last Available: "2010-12"
4848	aromatic cool Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves	0		Moxie: +5, Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4849	zippy thinker's Uncle Hobo's highest bough	0		Mysticality: +10, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2010-12"
4850	wool curative Uncle Hobo's belt	0		Cold Resistance: +1, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4851	vacuum-sealed frozen chocolate cigar	0		Effect: "Discomfited", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2010-12"
4852	curative gift-a-pult	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2010-12"
4853	double-polymerized holly-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Go-Gone", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2020-09"
4854	CRIMBCO scrip	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4855	yellow Toot Oriole care package	0		
4856	paperclip	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4857	bottle of Blank-Out	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4858	savvy CRIMBCO lanyard	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-01"
4859	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	0		Skill: "Fashionably Late", Last Available: "2011-01"
4860	mirror CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	0		Skill: "Executive Narcolepsy", Last Available: "2011-01"
4861	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	0		Skill: "Lunch Break", Last Available: "2011-01"
4862	blinking CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	0		Skill: "Offensive Joke", Last Available: "2011-01"
4863	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	0		Skill: "Managerial Manipulation", Last Available: "2011-01"
4864	photocopier	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4865	deluxe fax machine	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4866	Workytime Tea	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4867	skewed paperclip sproinger	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4868	careful paperclip-on tie of the overflowing toilet of temperance	0		Monster Level: -10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-01"
4869	blue zippy paperclip pants of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-01"
4870	manspreader's sharpshooter's fortified paperclip turban	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Monster Level: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-01"
4871	prompt paperclip cape	0		Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2011-01"
4872	glob of Blank-Out	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4873	wobbly photocopied monster	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4874	pulsating gaudy key	0		
4875	BGE merchandise order form	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4876	tarnished altered blue mirror mirror chocolate bath ball	0		Effect: "Feet of Grapefruit", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2011-01"
4877	concentrated skewed bacon bath ball	0		Effect: "Elemental Flavor", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2011-01"
4878	nitrogenated polymerized tarnished tumbling incense bath ball	0		Effect: "Hopped Up on Goofballs", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2011-01"
4879	irradiated red myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball	0		Effect: "Here's Mud in Your Eye", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2011-01"
4880	CRIMBCO mug	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4881	extra-dry perfectly mixed fancy CRIMBCO wine	5	EPIC	Effect: "You Read The Manual", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2011-01"
4882	shaking Dickory Farms Gift Basket	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4883	toe jam	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4884	small decent green toe jam toast	2	good	Last Available: "2011-01"
4885	traffic jam	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4886	flavorless traffic jam toast	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-01"
4887	space jam	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4888	small delicious space jam toast	2	awesome	Last Available: "2011-01"
4889	vacuum-sealed magnetized purple jittery motivational poster	0		Effect: "Spore-Wreathed", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2011-01"
4890	sack lunch	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4891	tumbling bath ball gift set	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4892	blinking slow jam collection	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4893	BGE shotglass	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4894	thick decent fancy festive sausage	5	good	Effect: "Good with the Ladies", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2011-01"
4895	spoiled holiday cheese log	3	crappy	Last Available: "2011-01"
4896	huge holiday log	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4897	Lo Pan's MacGyver's BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	0		Maximum MP: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2010-12"
4898	thinker's BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt of terror	0		Mysticality: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4899	medical-grade BGE pocket calendar	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4900	BGE temporary tattoo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4901	BGE plastic toy of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4902	inspector's stapler bear	0		Item Drop: +15, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2010-12"
4903	adhesive tape dolly of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-12"
4904	bouncing zippy scissor duck	0		Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2010-12"
4905	coal paperweight	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4906	ghostly mirror jingle bell	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4907	pulsating smelly brawny Seven Loco	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2010-09"
4908	huge Loathing Legion knife	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4909	shellacked Loathing Legion many-purpose hook	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4910	blinking Fonzie's Loathing Legion moondial	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4911	Loathing Legion necktie of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4912	Loathing Legion knife of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4913	wobbly sage Loathing Legion corkscrew	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4914	careful Loathing Legion can opener	0		Monster Level: -10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4915	flame-retardant scorching Loathing Legion chainsaw	0		Hot Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +1, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4916	hardened Loathing Legion rollerblades	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4917	Fonzie's Loathing Legion flamethrower	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4918	upside-down Loathing Legion tattoo needle	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4919	cyan ghostly Loathing Legion defibrillator of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4920	upside-down curative Loathing Legion double prism	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4921	skewed personal trainer's Loathing Legion tape measure	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4922	supercharged Loathing Legion kitchen sink	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4923	Loathing Legion abacus of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4924	Loathing Legion helicopter	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4925	Loathing Legion pizza stone of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4926	Loathing Legion universal screwdriver	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4927	lime green Loathing Legion jackhammer	0		Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4928	electrified Loathing Legion hammer	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4929	Uncle Crimbo's Sack	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4930	narrow Folder Holder	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
4937	a angel	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4938	quake of arrows	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4939	time's arrow	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4940	arrowgram	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4941	bland olive Knob jelly donut	3	decent	
4942	Knob cake	0		
4943	Knob cake pan	0		
4944	spinning Knob batter	0		
4945	Knob frosting	0		
4946	unfrosted Knob cake	0		
4947	wobbly Cobb's Knob Menagerie key	0		
4948	ghostly GOTO	0		
4949	anodized weremoose spit	0		Effect: "Rat-Faced", Effect Duration: 27
4950	frozen abominable blubber	0		Effect: "Berry Statistical", Effect Duration: 19
4951	purple flimsy clipboard of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25
4952	electrified nitrogenated unsweetened baggie of sugar	0		Effect: "Pisces Rising", Effect Duration: 15
4953	flame-wreathed Da Vinci's whalebone corset	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
4954	Lo Pan's oven mitts	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Single Equip
4955	rotten small teal overcookie	2	crappy	
4956	delicious snack-sized philosopher's scone	2	awesome	
4957	diffused half-baked potion	0		Effect: "Crotchety, Pining", Effect Duration: 66
4958	squat Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20
4959	bland Knob nuts	3	decent	
4960	acceptable mirror Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	3	good	
4961	Subject 37 file	0		
4962	asbestos-lined Socratic mysterious lapel pin	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip
4963	bouncing state loom	0		Familiar Weight: +10
4964	Evilometer	0		
4965	blue Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire	0		Free Pull, Skill: "Summon Alice's Army Cards"
4966	Pack of Alice's Army Cards	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4967	Alice's Army Swordsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4968	fuchsia Alice's Army Spearsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4969	maroon Alice's Army Halberder	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4970	bouncing Alice's Army Guard	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4971	Alice's Army Wallman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4972	Alice's Army Ninja	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4973	Alice's Army Alchemist	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4974	jittery Alice's Army Page	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4975	narrow Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4976	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4977	Alice's Army Nurse	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4978	huge pulsating Alice's Army Hammerman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4979	huge Alice's Army Bowman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4980	Alice's Army Lanceman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4981	Alice's Army Horseman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4982	Alice's Army Coward	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4983	Alice's Army Cleric	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4984	Alice's Army Sniper	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4985	yellow bouncing Alice's Army Dervish	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4986	Alice's Army Martyr	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4987	tumbling Pack of Alice's Army Foil Cards	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4988	shaking Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4989	pulsating Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4990	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4991	maroon Alice's Army Foil Guard	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4992	twirling Alice's Army Foil Wallman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4993	upside-down pulsating Alice's Army Foil Ninja	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4994	Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4995	wobbly Alice's Army Foil Page	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4996	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4997	Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4998	Alice's Army Foil Nurse	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4999	Alice's Army Foil Hammerman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5000	huge Alice's Army Foil Bowman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5001	shaking Alice's Army Foil Lanceman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5002	skewed Alice's Army Foil Horseman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5003	huge Alice's Army Foil Coward	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5004	Alice's Army Foil Cleric	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5005	twirling Alice's Army Foil Sniper	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5006	Alice's Army Foil Dervish	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5007	Alice's Army Foil Martyr	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5008	Single Alice's Army Foil	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5009	bouncing grievous card sleeve	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2011-03"
5010	evil eye	0		
5011	Alice's Army Foil tattoo	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5012	Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5013	rotten wasabi pocky	4	crappy	Last Available: "2011-03"
5014	miniature moldy tobiko pocky	2	crappy	Last Available: "2011-03"
5015	tasty natto pocky	4	awesome	Last Available: "2011-03"
5016	tolerable triple-distilled wasabi-infused sake	7	good	Last Available: "2011-03"
5017	mediocre irresponsibly strong narrow tobiko-infused sake	8	decent	Last Available: "2011-03"
5018	acceptable natto-infused sake	3	good	Last Available: "2011-03"
5019	pickled wasabi marble soda	0		Effect: "Super Skill", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2011-03"
5020	triple-ionized tobiko marble soda	0		Effect: "In Vino Vires", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2011-03"
5021	modified cyan natto marble soda	0		Effect: "Omphalotus Omnipresence", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2011-03"
5022	Alice's Army booster box	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5023	dry jittery lime green elderly jawbreaker	0		Effect: "Happy Trails", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2020-09"
5024	tolerable marshmallow flamb&eacute;	3	good	Last Available: "2011-03"
5025	lousy practically non-alcoholic cranberry schnapps	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-03"
5026	artisanal distilled mirror breaded beer	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-03"
5027	bad soy cordial	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-03"
5028	blinking Jeselnik's manspreader's extremely unsafe astral bludgeon	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Monster Level: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25
5029	skewed lard-coated MacGyver's astral shield	0		Maximum MP: +100, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
5030	steel-toed sinister deadly astral chapeau	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Spell Damage: +10, Damage Reduction: 9, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 12"
5031	Sinatra's smooth astral bracer of Tarzan	0		Moxie: +15, Experience (Muscle): +3, Experience (Moxie): +5
5032	squat extremely unsafe sage weightlifter's astral longbow	0		Muscle: +15, Mysticality Percent: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +100
5033	greasy steel-toed astral shorts of the early riser	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, cap 12"
5034	wobbly auspicious resourceful hardened astral mace	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum MP: +50, Item Drop: +10
5035	spinning zippy sage astral trousers of mayonnaise	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 12"
5036	Jack Frost's brawny beefy astral ring	0		Muscle: +10, Muscle Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +50
5037	crafty padded cool astral statuette	0		Moxie: +5, Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum MP: +10
5038	dog trainer's Fonzie's astral pistol of the bloodbag	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum HP: +100, Experience (familiar): +1
5039	astral mask of the pedagogue of vim and vigor	0		Experience: +3, Maximum HP Percent: +50
5040	astral pet sweater	0		Familiar Weight: +10
5041	squat chilly rock-hard astral shirt of the scaredy-cat	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Monster Level: -15, Cold Damage: +5
5042	narrow brawny astral belt	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Item Drop: +5
5043	big decent astral hot dog	5	???	
5044	weak fancy lousy astral pilsner	2	???	Effect: "Patent Prevention", Effect Duration: 45
5045	shaking astral hot dog dinner	0		
5046	astral six-pack	0		
5047	Clan shower	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-04"
5048	teal blinking shard of double-ice	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5049	MacGyver's shellacked double-ice cap of the storm	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Maximum MP: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 17", Last Available: "2011-04"
5050	extremely unsafe double-ice box of Tarzan of the sweet-tooth	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Candy Drop: +100, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2011-04"
5051	olive lard-coated manspreader's double-ice britches of the brazier	0		Monster Level: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 3xVolley, 3xLep, cap 17", Last Available: "2011-04"
5052	spinning red handful of numbers	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
5053	narrow Lars the Cyberian	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5054	intriguing puzzle box	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5055	obnoxious riddle	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5056	best joke ever	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5057	extra-tarnished quantum Atomic Comic	0		Effect: "Burning Hands", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2011-04"
5058	extra-aerosolized fuchsia Red Pill	0		Effect: "Graham Crackling", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2011-04"
5059	Skullhead's Screw	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5060	upside-down mysterious present	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5061	boxing-glove-in-a-box	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5062	ghostly voodoo doll	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5063	the finger	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5064	jittery Salsa de las Epocas	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5065	delicious huge blue spaghetti con calaveras	6	awesome	Last Available: "2011-04"
5066	s'more gun	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5067	bland popcorn	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-04"
5068	snack-sized special yummy chaos popcorn	2	awesome	Last Available: "2011-04"
5069	executive lion tamer's hole of terror	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2011-04"
5070	innuendo	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5071	decent snack-sized blinking s'more	0	good	Last Available: "2011-04"
5072	diamond ring	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5073	practically non-alcoholic lousy Russian Ice	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-04"
5074	stiffened clay ashtray	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Last Available: "2011-05"
5075	smartaleck's lanyard	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5076	frosty monster pants	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "3xVolley, 3xPotato, cap 17", Last Available: "2011-05"
5077	box of Pok&euml;mann band-aids	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5078	extra-dry super-Vulcanized squat Pok&euml;mann band-aid	0		Effect: "Disdain of the War Snapper", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2011-05"
5079	Jim Carey's Van der Graaf helmet of the sewer	0		Monster Level: +25, Stench Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, cap 7", Last Available: "2011-05"
5080	twirling occult crutch	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2011-05"
5081	sage shock belt	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5082	magnetized teal Okee-Dokee soda	0		Effect: "Devil Inside", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2011-05"
5083	grievous rubber band gun	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2011-05"
5084	coward's pin-stripe slacks	0		Monster Level: -20, Familiar Effect: "6xSombrero, 2xPotato, cap 7", Last Available: "2011-05"
5085	chilly gloves	0		Cold Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5086	galvanized enhanced fuchsia correction fluid	0		Effect: "Witch Breaded", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2011-05"
5087	healthy Pok&euml;mann figurine: Porkachu	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5088	shaking electrified Pok&euml;mann figurine: Magikrap	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5089	spinning thinker's Pok&euml;mann figurine: Vegemite	0		Mysticality: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5090	ghostly mansplainer's Pok&euml;mann figurine: Vermouth	0		Monster Level: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5091	spinning sage Pok&euml;mann figurine: Smugleaf	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5092	squat knitted Pok&euml;mann figurine: Twitter	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5093	padded Pok&euml;mann figurine: Bloodkip	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5094	supercharged Pok&euml;mann figurine: Hoboking	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5095	tumbling steel-toed Pok&euml;mann figurine: Duck	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5096	tumbling energetic Pok&euml;mann figurine: Nothing	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5097	steel-toed Pok&euml;mann figurine: Kagosan	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5098	inspector's Pok&euml;mann figurine: Galumpagump	0		Item Drop: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5099	Pok&euml;mann figurine: Shoggoth of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5100	chilly Pok&euml;mann figurine: Frank	0		Cold Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5101	twirling tumbling banded Pok&euml;mann figurine: Moog	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5102	ionized skewed lime green willyweed	0		Effect: "Phorcefullness", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2011-05"
5103	quantum energized tumbling Nuclear Blastball	0		Effect: "Insulated Trousers", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2011-05"
5104	warmed liquefied lime green fish juice box	0		Effect: "Morninja", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2011-05"
5105	paint bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5106	hideous egg	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5107	tolerable fancy Jeppson's Malort	3	good	Effect: "Stopping to Smell the Flowers", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2011-06"
5108	fistful of ashes	0		
5109	energetic stress ball	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Squeeze Stress Ball", Last Available: "2011-05"
5110	Li'l Businessman Kit	0		Meat Drop: +5, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2011-05"
5111	veiny Ultracolor&trade; shirt	0		Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2011-05"
5112	My Own Pen Pal kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
5113	tumbling packet of orchid seeds	0		
5114	stomp box	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
5115	hedge trimmers	0		
5116	A. W. O. L. commendation	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5117	reconstituted crow	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5118	shaking bird brain	0		
5119	busted wings	0		
5120	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5121	upside-down executive ruddy Admiral's hat of incineration	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2011-05"
5122	grievous aviator's cap of dire peril of horror	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-05"
5123	energetic mirrored aviator shades	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Item Drop: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5124	tumbling Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	0		Skill: "Natural Born Skeleton Killer", Last Available: "2011-05"
5125	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5126	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5127	tumbling Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5128	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5129	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5130	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5131	alkaline dry Ultrasoldier Serum	0		Effect: "Tomato Power", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2011-06"
5132	moldy elven hardtack	4	crappy	Last Available: "2011-06"
5133	bad blinking cyan elven squeeze	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-06"
5134	lunar isotope	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5135	E.M.U. joystick	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5136	E.M.U. rocket thrusters	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5137	E.M.U. helmet	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5138	blurry E.M.U. harness	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5139	carton of astral energy drinks	0		
5140	dried blurry squat astral energy drink	1		
5141	Thwaitgold bee statuette	0		
5142	wobbly blinking moon unit	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5143	E.M.U. Unit	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5144	maroon handful of honey	0		
5145	quadruple-improved honeypot	0		Effect: "El Vibrations", Effect Duration: 45
5146	super-sized delicious wild honey pie	5	awesome	
5147	smooth fancy honey mead	3	awesome	Effect: "Afternoon Insight", Effect Duration: 40
5148	smelly nippy banded honey dipper	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Cold Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10
5149	Tesla honeybritches of wisdom of the glutton	0		Mysticality: +15, Food Drop: +100, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 2xGhuol, cap 43"
5150	friendly smartaleck's cool honeycap	0		Moxie: +5, Moxie Percent: +30, Familiar Weight: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 43"
5151	skewed energetic Moonthril Circlet	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-06"
5152	narrow Sinatra's Moonthril Greaves	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Familiar Effect: "cap 25", Last Available: "2011-06"
5153	cyan Moonthril Flamberge of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Last Available: "2011-06"
5154	Moonthril Longbow of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2011-06"
5155	Moonthril Cuirass of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-06"
5156	plush alielf of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2011-06"
5157	aerosolized dry mirror shaking Comet Drop	0		Effect: "Twen Tea", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2020-09"
5158	rosy-cheeked plush dogcat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2011-06"
5159	upside-down strapping plush hamsterpus	0		Muscle: +5, Last Available: "2011-06"
5160	experienced plush ferrelf	0		Experience: +2, Last Available: "2011-06"
5161	up-at-dawn plush alien hamsterpus	0		Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2011-06"
5162	veiny plush mutated alielf	0		Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2011-06"
5163	jittery nippy strapping plush mutated alielephant	0		Muscle: +5, Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-06"
5164	mysterious chest	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-06"
5165	smartaleck's girl	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Last Available: "2011-06"
5166	top hat and cane	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5167	blinking synthetic dog hair pill	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5168	distention pill	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5169	elven medi-pack	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5170	activated spinning transporter transponder	0		Effect: "Uncucumbered", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2011-06"
5171	bouncing Map to Safety Shelter Ronald Prime	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5172	Map to Safety Shelter Grimace Prime	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5173	elven magi-pack	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5174	perfectly mixed twirling Saison du Lune	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-06"
5175	bad triple-distilled Moonthril Schnapps	8	decent	Last Available: "2011-06"
5176	lousy Wrecked Generator	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-06"
5177	special bland Spaghetti with Moonballs	3	decent	Effect: "Wet Willied", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2011-06"
5178	massive stale blue Crepes a la Lune	6	decent	Last Available: "2011-06"
5179	rotten Moon Pie	3	crappy	Last Available: "2011-06"
5180	oxidized deionized jittery teal Comet Pop	0		Effect: "It Didn't Kill You", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2011-06"
5181	diffused green Flan in the Moon	0		Effect: "Human-Weird Thing Hybrid", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2011-06"
5182	improved unsweetened maroon 1/6th Pound Cake	0		Effect: "Hobo Flavor", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2011-06"
5183	Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5184	blue Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5185	squat Mint-in-box Moonthril Cuirass	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5186	twirling Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5187	Mint-in-box Moonthril Longbow	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5188	polymerized wet honey stick	0		Effect: "Spiritually Awake", Effect Duration: 31
5189	triple-moist ionized diffused double-ice gum	0		Effect: "Chalk Outline", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2011-04"
5190	clever razor-sharp Operation Patriot Shield of the sweet-tooth	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP: +20, Candy Drop: +100, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Shield", Last Available: "2011-07", Variable
5191	shaking teal squirming egg sac	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5192	wet pressed quadruple-denatured corrupted data	0		Effect: "Phorcefullness", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2011-06"
5193	yellow huge 11-inch knob sausage	0		
5194	bouncing exorcised sandwich	0		
5195	Banfoy's Boutique Order Form	0		Last Available: "2011-07"
5196	coward's Great S-Cape	0		Monster Level: -20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-07"
5197	educational Marvelous Unitard	0		Experience: +1, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-07"
5198	compressed wobbly blinking gooey paste	1	decent	Effect: "The Dinsey Spirit", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2011-08"
5199	boiled beastly paste	1	crappy	Effect: "Quadrilled", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2011-08"
5200	distilled upside-down red paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5201	twisted twirling ectoplasmic paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5202	dehydrated skewed skewed greasy paste	1	awesome	Last Available: "2011-08"
5203	compressed shaking bug paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5204	pickled hippy paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5205	pickled orc paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5206	vaporized demonic paste	1	EPIC	Effect: "Swimming with Sharks", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2011-08"
5207	boiled huge mirror indescribably horrible paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5208	altered paste	1	awesome	Last Available: "2011-08"
5209	pickled shaking goblin paste	1	decent	Effect: "Bureaucratized", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2011-08"
5210	modified mirror skewed pirate paste	1	crappy	Last Available: "2011-08"
5211	boiled huge chlorophyll paste	1	awesome	Last Available: "2011-08"
5212	compressed fuchsia twirling paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5213	dehydrated jittery Mer-kin paste	1	crappy	Last Available: "2011-08"
5214	pickled huge slimy paste	1	awesome	Effect: "Bubblin' Rage", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2011-08"
5215	twisted penguin paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5216	modified mirror elemental paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5217	boiled cosmic paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5218	altered shaking hobo paste	1	awesome	Effect: "[1701]Hip to the Jive", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2011-08"
5219	modified Crimbo paste	1	crappy	Last Available: "2011-08"
5220	Teachings of the Fist	0		
5221	huge fat loot token	0		No Pull
5222	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	0		
5223	Tome of Clip Art	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-09", Skill: "Summon Clip Art"
5224	stale Ur-Donut	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5225	The Bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5226	mirror box of Familiar Jacks	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5227	artisanal bucket of wine	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-09"
5228	normal half-sized squat ultrafondue	2	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5229	unbearable light	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5230	snowflake	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5231	blurry crystal skull	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5232	squat borrowed time	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5233	box of hammers	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5234	shining halo of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5235	quilted furry halo	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5236	teal wool frosty halo	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5237	olive time halo of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5238	practically non-alcoholic tolerable huge wobbly Lumineux Limnio	1	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5239	bad practically non-alcoholic gray blinking Morto Moreto	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5240	lousy twirling Temps Tempranillo	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5241	tolerable weak Bordeaux Marteaux	2	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5242	drinkable Fromage Pinotage	3	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5243	artisanal pulsating jittery Beignet Milgranet	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-09"
5244	hand-crafted squat Muschat	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-09"
5245	toothsome cool jelly donut	4	awesome	Last Available: "2011-09"
5246	massive stale narrow shrapnel jelly donut	8	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5247	stale jumbo occult jelly donut	5	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5248	moldy fancy blinking thyme jelly donut	4	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5249	enchanted normal danish	4	good	Effect: "Resilient Spirit", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2011-09"
5250	stale smashed danish	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5251	normal small jittery forbidden danish	2	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5252	spoiled cool cat claw	3	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5253	half-sized normal blunt cat claw	2	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5254	moldy low-calorie shadowy cat claw	1	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5255	moldy cheezburger	4	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5256	spoiled jittery toasted brie	3	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5257	tarnished potion of the field gar	0		Effect: "Yes, Can Haz", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2011-09"
5258	warmed super-modified too legit potion	0		Effect: "Full-Body Tan", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2011-09"
5259	concentrated modified blurry Bright Water	0		Effect: "Hot Buttoned", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2011-09"
5260	triple-nitrogenated blinking yellow cold-filtered water	0		Effect: "Outer Wolf&trade;", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2011-09"
5261	denatured moist narrow graveyard snowglobe	0		Effect: "Towering Strength", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2011-09"
5262	extra-ionized liquefied shaking cool cat elixir	0		Effect: "Brother Smothers's Blessing", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2011-09"
5263	corrupted irradiated potion of the captain's hammer	0		Effect: "Over-Familiar With Dactyls", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2011-09"
5264	ionized denatured teal twirling potion of X-ray vision	0		Effect: "The Sweats", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2011-09"
5265	Vulcanized potion of the litterbox	0		Effect: "Human-Human Hybrid", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2011-09"
5266	altered double-modified potion of animal rage	0		Effect: "Celestial Body", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2011-09"
5267	wet potion of punctual companionship	0		Effect: "Space Cadet", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2011-09"
5268	spinning holy bomb, batman	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5269	bobcat grenade	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5270	blue chocolate frosted sugar bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5271	broken glass grenade	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5272	noxious gas grenade	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5273	mirror skull with a fuse in it	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5274	boozebomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5275	steel-toed hammerus	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Last Available: "2011-09"
5276	skewed forbidden blunt icepick	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2011-09"
5277	wool fluorescent lightbulb	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2011-09"
5278	frightening electrified blammer	0		Spooky Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2011-09"
5279	family-friendly clock-cleaning hammer	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2011-09"
5280	narrow 4:20 bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5281	wicked broken clock	0		Spell Damage: +5, Last Available: "2011-09"
5282	blinking cool dethklok	0		Moxie: +5, Last Available: "2011-09"
5283	padded glacial clock	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Last Available: "2011-09"
5284	mirror Gygaxian Libram	0		Last Available: "2011-09", Skill: "Summon Dice"
5285	shaking d4	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5286	lime green d6	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5287	skewed d8	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5288	d10	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5289	d12	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5290	d20	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5291	generic healing potion	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5292	squat generic mana potion	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5293	generic restorative potion	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5294	yellow kobold treasure hoard	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5295	newborn kobold	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5296	slightly thicker filthy rags	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-09"
5297	dungeon dragon chest	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5298	snack-sized flavorless phish stick	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5299	narrow prompt Temple Grandin's arcane researcher's plastic vampire fangs	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Familiar Weight: +7, Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Feed", Last Available: "2011-10"
5300	upside-down Interview With You (a Vampire)	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5301	Make-Your-Own-Vampire-Fangs kit	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5302	your own heart	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5303	grievous Sword of the Brouhaha Prince	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2011-10"
5304	shaking wobbly Herculean Chalice of the Malkovich Prince of terror of horror	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Spooky Spell Damage: 35, Last Available: "2011-10"
5305	Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2011-10"
5306	flame-retardant Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2011-10"
5307	blue Haunted Sorority House staff guide	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5308	ghost trap	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5309	chainsaw chain	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5310	maroon shotgun shell	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5311	funhouse mirror	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5312	ionized triple-colloidal ghostly body paint	0		Effect: "Inner Dog", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2011-10"
5313	galvanized liquefied necrotizing body spray	0		Effect: "The Sweats", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2011-10"
5314	alkaline electrified bite-me-red lipstick	0		Effect: "Burnt 'n' Turnt", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2011-10"
5315	extra-alkaline twirling whisker pencil	0		Effect: "Overstimulated", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2011-10"
5316	magnetized twirling press-on ribs	0		Effect: "Tingly Wrists", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2011-10"
5317	cold-filtered twirling Rattlin' Chains	0		Effect: "Flower Power", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2011-10"
5318	quantum dry huge Gummy Brains	0		Effect: "Lucky Cat Is Lucky", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2011-10"
5319	liquefied gray ghostly Blood 'n' Plenty	0		Effect: "Cinnamouth", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2011-10"
5320	non-boiled polarized denatured Lobos Mints	0		Effect: "Flamibili Tea", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2011-10"
5321	vacuum-sealed tarnished vacuum-sealed olive Sweet Sword	0		Effect: "Sharp Weapon", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2011-10"
5322	perfectly mixed Ecto-Cooler	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-10"
5323	bad Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-10"
5324	drinkable weak Blood Light	2	good	Last Available: "2011-10"
5325	perfectly mixed irresponsibly strong Silver Bullet beer	7	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-10"
5326	hand-crafted high-proof squat Bone's Farm &quot;wine&quot;	9	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-10"
5327	ghost protocol	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5328	cold-filtered blinking sorority brain	0		Effect: "Heart of Yellow", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2011-10"
5329	alkaline skewed Nightstalker perfume	0		Effect: "Shrimpin' Ain't Easy", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2011-10"
5330	energized drum of pomade	0		Effect: "Full Bottle in front of Me", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2011-10"
5331	bouncing throwing bone	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5332	gravedigger's extra-see-thru nightie	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-10"
5333	medical-grade BRAINS shorts of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1.5xGhuol", Last Available: "2011-10"
5334	shaking Van der Graaf Mesmereyes&trade; contact lenses	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-10"
5335	blue rosy-cheeked scrunchie	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-10"
5336	razor-sharp extremely skinny jeans of vim and vigor	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy", Last Available: "2011-10"
5337	green The Necbromancer's Hat of Tarzan of dire peril	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Weapon Damage: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr", Last Available: "2011-10"
5338	Sherlock's aromatic weightlifter's The Necbromancer's Stein	0		Muscle: +15, Stench Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2011-10"
5339	blinking rosy-cheeked thinker's The Necbromancer's Shorts of the cougar	0		Mysticality: +10, Moxie: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xGhuol", Last Available: "2011-10"
5340	blinking lightning-fast frightening energetic The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +5, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2011-10"
5341	The Necbronomicon	0		Skill: "Summon &quot;Boner Battalion&quot;", Last Available: "2011-10"
5342	perfectly mixed fancy practically non-alcoholic ghostly yellow The Cooler Out of Space	1	super ultra EPIC	Effect: "Jingle Jangle Jingle", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2011-10"
5343	The Necbronomicon (used)	0		Skill: "Summon &quot;Boner Battalion&quot;", Last Available: "2011-10"
5344	sorority girl's box	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5345	quantum concentrated huge blinking Necbro wafers	0		Effect: "Oiled Skin", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2020-09"
5346	green death blossom	0		
5347	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used)	0		Skill: "Holiday Weight Gain", Last Available: "2009-12"
5348	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)	0		Skill: "Jingle Bells", Last Available: "2009-12"
5349	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)	0		Skill: "Candyblast", Last Available: "2009-12"
5350	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used)	0		Skill: "Surge of Icing", Last Available: "2009-12"
5351	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)	0		Skill: "Stealth Mistletoe", Last Available: "2009-12"
5352	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)	0		Skill: "Cringle's Curative Carol", Last Available: "2009-12"
5353	huge jar of oil	0		
5354	The Art of Slapfighting (used)	0		Class: "Seal Clubber", Skill: "Iron Palm Technique", Last Available: "2010-06"
5355	Uncle Romulus (used)	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer", Skill: "Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin", Last Available: "2010-03"
5356	fuchsia A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Skill: "Stringozzi Serpent", Last Available: "2010-04"
5357	Zu Mannk&auml;se Dienen (used)	0		Class: "Sauceror", Skill: "K&auml;seso&szlig;esturm", Last Available: "2010-01"
5358	Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)	0		Class: "Disco Bandit", Skill: "Kung Fu Hustler", Last Available: "2011-01"
5359	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)	0		Class: "Accordion Thief", Skill: "Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration", Last Available: "2010-02"
5360	blinking Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)	0		Skill: "Toynado", Last Available: "2010-12"
5361	blinking The Joy of Wassailing (used)	0		Skill: "Wassail", Last Available: "2010-12"
5362	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	0		Skill: "Fashionably Late", Last Available: "2011-01"
5363	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	0		Skill: "Executive Narcolepsy", Last Available: "2011-01"
5364	purple CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	0		Skill: "Lunch Break", Last Available: "2011-01"
5365	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	0		Skill: "Offensive Joke", Last Available: "2011-01"
5366	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	0		Skill: "Managerial Manipulation", Last Available: "2011-01"
5367	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded)	0		Skill: "Natural Born Skeleton Killer", Last Available: "2011-05"
5368	Ellsbury's journal (used)	0		Skill: "Unaccompanied Miner", Last Available: "2010-09"
5369	Lo Pan's KoL Con 8-Bit power bracelet	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2011-09"
5370	maroon boiler	0		
5371	stuffed-shirt scarecrow	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-11"
5372	huge electrified plastic trollipop	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2011-12"
5373	plastic Fudge Wizard of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
5374	fireproof plastic abominable fudgeman	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2011-12"
5375	skewed wholesome plastic colollilossus	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2011-12"
5376	gray extremely unsafe brainy plastic Big Candy	0		Mysticality: +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2011-12"
5377	skewed The Groose in the Hoose	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12"
5378	spruce juice	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5379	mixed skewed groose grease	1	awesome	Effect: "La Bamba", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5380	lollipop stick	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5381	bananagate	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5382	pearidot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5383	tourmalime	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5384	kumquartz	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5385	strawberyl	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5386	blinking padded ridiculous belt	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Last Available: "2011-11"
5387	jittery Jeselnik's ridiculous earring	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-11"
5388	miser's ridiculous sunglasses	0		Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2011-11"
5389	enchanted normal narrow ridiculous sandwich	3	good	Effect: "Well-Swabbed Ear", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2011-11"
5390	aged squat ridiculous cocktail	4	awesome	Last Available: "2011-11"
5391	shaking red resourceful quilted zombie monkey necklace	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum MP: +50
5392	purple Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	0		
5393	scrap of paper	0		
5394	upside-down sandpaper	0		
5395	peppermint sprout	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5396	altered warmed wobbly peppermint twist	0		Effect: "Human-Hobo Hybrid", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2011-11"
5397	stale peppermint patty	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-11"
5398	peppermint crook	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5399	peppermint rhino baby	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5400	candy cane candygram	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
5401	teal jittery peppermint parasol	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5402	maroon clever candy cane	0		Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2011-12"
5403	squat Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5404	ghostly Peppermint Pip Packet	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5405	censurious occult Da Vinci's cane-mail shirt	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2011-12"
5406	executive friendly cane-mail pants of the sewer	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Stench Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-12"
5407	acceptable Vodka Matryoshka	3	good	Last Available: "2011-12"
5408	perfectly mixed Gin Mint	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-12"
5409	artisanal Tequiz Navidad	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-12"
5410	special bad huge teal Mint Yulep	4	decent	Effect: "Stench Jellied", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2011-12"
5411	hand-crafted shaking Crimbojito	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-12"
5412	drinkable Sangria de Menthe	3	good	Last Available: "2011-12"
5413	squat candycaine powder	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
5414	licorice boa	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
5415	adjusted deionized blurry mirror licorice root	0		Effect: "Human-Penguin Hybrid", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2011-12"
5416	quadruple-cold-filtered banana supersucker	0		Effect: "Spiky Frozen Hair", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2011-11"
5417	deionized ionized narrow pear supersucker	0		Effect: "Buttermilk Boogie", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2011-11"
5418	irradiated galvanized wobbly lime supersucker	0		Effect: "Clyde's Blessing", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2011-11"
5419	extra-Vulcanized kumquat supersucker	0		Effect: "Preemptive Medicine", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2011-11"
5420	tarnished wet strawberry supersucker	0		Effect: "Bilious Brains", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2011-11"
5421	twirling bananarama bangle of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5422	pair of pearidot earrings of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5423	ghostly bouncing tourmalime tourniquet of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5424	scandalous kumquartz ring	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5425	lion tamer's strawberyl necklace	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5426	jittery ruddy wholesome sucker bucket	0		Maximum HP Percent: 50, Last Available: "2011-11"
5427	Newton's sucker hakama	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Familiar Effect: "afk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-11"
5428	miser's sucker kabuto	0		Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "Atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-11"
5429	blurry upside-down perfumed sucker tachi	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2011-11"
5430	sucker scaffold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5431	twirling cinnamon troll doll	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5432	grape troll doll	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5433	raspberry troll doll	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5434	DNOTC Box	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
5435	fudgecule	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5436	frozen anodized fudge lily	0		Effect: "Cautious Prowl", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2011-11"
5437	superheated fudge	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5438	anodized galvanized fluid of fudge-finding	0		Effect: "Ripping, Dripping", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2011-11"
5439	fudgepuck	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5440	miniature rotten fudgesicle	2	crappy	Last Available: "2011-11"
5441	wand of fudge control	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5442	The Kloop in the Coop	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12"
5443	huge miniscule beatbox	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5444	dry tarnished ionized jittery fuchsia devilish folio	0		Effect: "Glittering Eyelashes", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2012-12"
5445	clumsiness bark	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5446	yellow jar full of wind	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5447	shaking dangerous jerkcicle	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5448	furious stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5449	vanity stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5450	lecherous stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5451	jealousy stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5452	avarice stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5453	gluttonous stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5454	gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5455	gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5456	twirling gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5457	chilled Fudgie Roll	0		Effect: "Arresistible", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2011-11"
5458	adequate fancy tumbling fudge bunny	3	good	Effect: "Bottle in front of Me", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2011-11"
5459	red fudge spork	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5460	frosty Van der Graaf brawny fudgecycle	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5461	narrow shaking fudge cube	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5462	blank fudge mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5463	bouncing Libram of Resolutions	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-01", Skill: "Summon Resolutions"
5464	diffused magnetized resolution: be wealthier	0		Effect: "Wax On Your Shoes", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2012-01"
5465	polymerized resolution: be happier	0		Effect: "Punch Another Day", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2012-01"
5466	super-aerosolized nitrogenated resolution: be stronger	0		Effect: "Artificially Sweet", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2012-01"
5467	enhanced quadruple-quantum resolution: be smarter	0		Effect: "The Power of Positive Thinking", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2012-01"
5468	alkaline quadruple-dry huge resolution: be sexier	0		Effect: "Bandersnatched", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2012-01"
5469	quantum purple resolution: be feistier	0		Effect: "Wit Tea", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2012-01"
5470	frozen improved bouncing resolution: be kinder	0		Effect: "The Magic of Sharing", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2012-01"
5471	extra-polarized ionized resolution: be more adventurous	0		Effect: "Make Meat FA$T!", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2012-01"
5472	alkaline dry energized mirror resolution: be luckier	0		Effect: "Brocolate Brostidigitation", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2012-01"
5473	gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5474	gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5475	gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5476	extra-dry denatured narrow wobbly mirror gummi salamander	0		Effect: "Twen Tea", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2011-11"
5477	corrupted super-Vulcanized huge gummi snake	0		Effect: "Cold Jellied", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2011-11"
5478	oxidized huge gummi canary	0		Effect: "Flaming Weapon", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2011-11"
5479	yummy olive gummi bear	4	awesome	Last Available: "2011-11"
5480	normal tumbling purple skewed gummi bear	3	good	Last Available: "2011-11"
5481	bland gummi bear	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-11"
5482	toothsome drunki-bear	4	awesome	Last Available: "2011-11"
5483	yummy miniature drunki-bear	2	awesome	Last Available: "2011-11"
5484	miniature toothsome drunki-bear	2	awesome	Last Available: "2011-11"
5485	horrifying gummi bowtie	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-11"
5486	pulsating smooth fudge pocket square	0		Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2011-11"
5487	wobbly spinning electrified lollipop cufflinks	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2011-11"
5488	trilobite fossil	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5489	ammonite fossil	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5490	ghostly belemnite fossil	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5491	red trilobite candy mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5492	ammonite candy mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5493	belemnite candy mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5494	improved pickled liquefied gummi trilobite	0		Effect: "Antibiotic Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2011-11"
5495	super-Vulcanized boiled blue blinking shaking gummi ammonite	0		Effect: "Jacked In", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2011-11"
5496	extra-pressed gummi belemnite	0		Effect: "Boon of She-Who-Was", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2011-11"
5497	all-year sucker	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5498	heart of dark chocolate	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5499	personal trainer's Big Candy's tophat of the detective	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-11"
5500	maroon Fuzzby	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-11"
5501	Jackass Plumber home game	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5502	Trivial Avocations board game	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5503	bouncing Tickle-Me Emilio	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5504	blessed box	0		
5505	pack of pogs	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5506	toothsome jerky coins	3	awesome	Last Available: "2011-11"
5507	mediocre practically non-alcoholic wobbly Go-Wassail	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-11"
5508	modified colloidal Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	0		Effect: "Polar Express", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2011-11"
5509	frozen boiled bottle of bubbles	0		Effect: "Crimbo Nostalgia", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2011-11"
5510	diffused wind-up meatcar	0		Effect: "Stevedave's Shanty of Superiority", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2011-11"
5511	Trivial Avocations Card: What?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5512	upside-down Trivial Avocations Card: When?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5513	narrow Trivial Avocations Card: Who?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5514	huge Trivial Avocations Card: Where?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5515	pog #01 (spider)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5516	pog #02 (Knob goblin)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5517	jittery pog #03 (warwelf)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5518	pog #04 (skleleton)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5519	pog #05 (ninja snowman)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5520	red blinking pog #06 (filthy hippy)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5521	blinking pog #07 (orcish frat boy)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5522	pog #08 (hellion)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5523	pog #09 (pirate)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5524	narrow pog #10 (hobo)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5525	pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5526	unsweetened red Atomic Pop	0		Effect: "Shot in the Arse", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2020-09"
5527	narrow do-rag	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-11"
5528	whimpering willow bark	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5529	stale miniature berries of suffering	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-12"
5530	extra-galvanized quantum jittery squat baobab sap	0		Effect: "Sensation", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2012-12"
5531	cup of hickory chicory	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5532	magnolia blossom	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5533	quadruple-dry fuchsia Mortimer's nostrum	0		Effect: "Flamingly Floral", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2012-12"
5534	triple-distilled perfectly mixed Barulio's bottle	10	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-12"
5535	aerosolized magnetized fuchsia upside-down Marvin's marvelous pill	0		Effect: "Hammered", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2012-12"
5536	Winifred's whistle	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5537	prose pen	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5538	mirror half-empty carton of milk	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5539	squat glass of warm water	0		Free Pull
5540	double-improved spinning skewed desktop zen garden	0		Effect: "Mortarfied", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2012-12"
5541	green upside-down blurry Vivian's Vitamin	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5542	pink-belly slapper	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5543	dance instructor's Leapin' Trousers of doom	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
5544	watered-down enchanted lousy wobbly eggnog	2	decent	Effect: "Leo Rising", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2012-12"
5545	small yummy hamhock	2	awesome	Last Available: "2012-12"
5546	The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants	0		Skill: "Torment Plant", Last Available: "2012-12"
5547	Clancy's sackbut	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5548	tumbling Ghost Pinching Quarterly	0		Skill: "Pinch Ghost", Last Available: "2012-12"
5549	Clancy's crumhorn	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5550	lime green The Snitch's Manifesto	0		Skill: "Tattle", Last Available: "2012-12"
5551	Clancy's lute	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5552	Sinatra's Trusty	0		Experience (Moxie): +5
5553	can of Rain-Doh	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5554	empty Rain-Doh can	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5555	non-polarized fireclutch	0		Effect: "Hagnk's Gratitude", Effect Duration: 50
5556	auspicious Rain-Doh wings of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Item Drop: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2012-02"
5557	Rain-Doh agent	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5558	sharpshooter's brainy Rain-Doh laser gun	0		Mysticality: +5, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2012-02"
5559	green flame-retardant grievous Rain-Doh lantern	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Hot Resistance: +1, Softcore Only, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Stench", Last Available: "2012-02"
5560	Rain-Doh balls	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5561	Rain-Doh indigo cup	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5562	Jack Frost's Newton's Rain-Doh violet bo	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2012-02"
5563	green Rain-Doh box	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5564	pulsating Rain-Doh box full of monster	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5565	rotten PB&BP	3	crappy	
5566	gigantic spoiled club sandwich	9	crappy	
5567	big decent olive corned-beef Reuben	5	good	
5568	narrow frayed ninja rope	0		
5569	ghostly dull ninja crampons	0		
5570	bouncing wobbly loose ninja carabiner	0		
5571	purple Groar's fur	0		
5572	purple Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	0		
5573	delicious Drac & Tan	3	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5574	tolerable Transylvania Sling	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5575	acceptable Shot of the Living Dead	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5576	practically non-alcoholic mediocre jittery Buttery Knob	1	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5577	boozy aged Slippery Knob	5	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5578	delicious extra-dry Flaming Knob	5	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5579	bad Grasshopper	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5580	smooth Locust	3	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5581	tolerable weak Plague of Locusts	2	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5582	weak mediocre red Red Dwarf	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5583	high-proof tolerable upside-down Golden Mean	7	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5584	aged Green Giant	3	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5585	bad Aye Aye	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5586	triple-distilled acceptable Aye Aye, Captain	8	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5587	artisanal Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5588	perfectly mixed bouncing Humanitini	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5589	artisanal More Humanitini than Humanitini	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5590	drinkable practically non-alcoholic wobbly Oh, the Humanitini	1	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5591	high-proof hand-crafted blurry Great Older Fashioned	10	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5592	watered-down artisanal Fuzzy Tentacle	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5593	drinkable tumbling Crazymaker	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5594	tolerable Zoodriver	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5595	practically non-alcoholic tolerable squat Sloe Comfortable Zoo	1	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5596	smooth spinning Sloe Comfortable Zoo on Fire	3	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5597	high-proof lousy jittery Suffering Sinner	8	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5598	acceptable practically non-alcoholic Suppurating Sinner	1	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5599	irresponsibly strong special tolerable Sizzling Sinner	9	good	Effect: "Emotion Sickness", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2012-03"
5600	bad blurry Firewater	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5601	perfectly mixed narrow Earth and Firewater	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5602	weak smooth Earth, Wind and Firewater	2	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5603	special drinkable bouncing maroon Slimosa	3	good	Effect: "Bilious Brawn", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2012-03"
5604	distilled artisanal Extra-slimy Slimosa	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5605	fancy perfectly mixed Slimebite	3	EPIC	Effect: "The Power of Negative Thinking", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2012-03"
5606	drinkable high-proof tumbling Cement Mixer	7	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5607	bad yellow Jackhammer	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5608	watered-down bad Dump Truck	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5609	tolerable ghostly blue Fauna Libre	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5610	enchanted acceptable pulsating Chakra Libre	3	good	Effect: "Vital", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2012-03"
5611	weak perfectly mixed Aura Libre	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5612	high-proof lousy Sazerorc	7	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5613	fancy drinkable mirror cyan bouncing Sazuruk-hai	4	good	Effect: "In the Limelight", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2012-03"
5614	bad Flaming Sazerorc	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5615	artisanal Green Velvet	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5616	mediocre weak Green Muslin	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5617	hand-crafted practically non-alcoholic Green Burlap	1	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5618	mediocre huge Mohobo	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5619	bad practically non-alcoholic Moonshine Mohobo	1	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5620	mediocre Flaming Mohobo	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5621	bad practically non-alcoholic Drunken Philosopher	1	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5622	acceptable Drunken Neurologist	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5623	hand-crafted fancy Drunken Astrophysicist	4	EPIC	Effect: "Perception", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2012-03"
5624	hand-crafted skewed Dark & Starry	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5625	high-proof tolerable ghostly Black Hole	6	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5626	weak mediocre ghostly Event Horizon	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5627	fortified bad squat blinking Herring Daiquiri	5	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5628	watered-down artisanal Herring Wallbanger	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5629	perfectly mixed watered-down Herringtini	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5630	practically non-alcoholic hand-crafted squat Lollipop Drop	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5631	bad Candy Alexander	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5632	weak acceptable Candicaine	2	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5633	hand-crafted mirror Caipiranha	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5634	drinkable practically non-alcoholic skewed Flying Caipiranha	1	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5635	practically non-alcoholic tolerable Flaming Caipiranha	1	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5636	lousy squat Punchplanter	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5637	tolerable Doublepunchplanter	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5638	fancy drinkable high-proof Haymaker	9	good	Effect: "Here to Kick Ass", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2012-03"
5639	Small Medium	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-03"
5640	crystal decanter	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-03"
5641	miniature tasty fungus	2	awesome	
5642	spinning narrow poisoned dart	0		
5643	nitrogenated adjusted gray stone wool	0		Effect: "Guts Feeling", Effect Duration: 21
5644	huge stones	0		
5645	the Nostril of the Serpent	0		
5646	calendar fragment	0		
5647	calendar of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
5648	Oprah's Boris's Helm of the cheetah	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Initiative: +60, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Familiar Effect: "atk, MP regen, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-04", Minstrel Level: +1, Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Boris)]
5649	greasy manspreader's staph of homophones	0		Monster Level: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Alters Page Text
5650	asbestos-lined greasy crafty Boris's Helm (askew)	0		Maximum MP: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Familiar Effect: "atk, MP regen, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-04", Minstrel Level: +1, Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Boris)]
5651	mime soul fragment	0		Last Available: "2012-04"
5652	skewed Monster Manuel	0		Free Pull
5653	key-o-tron	0		
5654	decent nailswurst	3	good	
5655	acceptable fortified used beer	5	good	
5656	Huggler Radio	0		Free Pull
5657	fettucini &eacute;pines Inconnu recipe	0		Recipe: "fettucini &eacute;pines Inconnu"
5658	slap and slap again recipe	0		Recipe: "slap and slap again"
5659	dangerous insulting hat	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "cap 2"
5660	twirling baleful offensive moustache	0		Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
5661	fuchsia smelly hairshirt	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10
5662	spinning skewed Olympic-sized Clan crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-05"
5663	microwave	0		Free Pull
5664	shaking pony keg	0		Free Pull
5665	How to Tolerate Jerks	0		Skill: "Thick-Skinned"
5666	blinking yellow How to Hold a Grudge	0		Skill: "Chip on your Shoulder"
5667	puppet strings	0		Free Pull
5668	bagged &quot;L&quot;	0		
5669	bouncing skewed club	0		
5670	special half-sized bland twirling fettucini &eacute;pines Inconnu	2	decent	Effect: "Executive Greed", Effect Duration: 20
5671	drinkable slap and slap again	4	good	
5672	gunpowder burrito	2	good	
5673	beery blood	2	good	
5674	&quot;L&quot;	0		
5675	vaporized watered-down Red Minotaur	1		
5676	pool torpedo	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5677	blurry Van der Graaf Ze&trade; goggles	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "Atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2012-05"
5678	fuchsia soggy used band-aid	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5679	spinning Newton's slick stylish swimsuit	0		Moxie: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 10", Last Available: "2012-05"
5680	blue spinning lost key	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5681	flavorless snack-sized P.B.L.T.	2	decent	
5682	note from Clancy	0		Skill: "Request Sandwich"
5683	BURT	0		
5684	cyan handful of juicy garbage	0		
5685	shaking tumbling bugbear communicator badge	0		
5686	quantum nanopolymer spider web	0		
5687	jittery bugbear autopsy tweezers	0		
5688	Van der Graaf UV monocular	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
5689	lime green drone self-destruct chip	0		
5690	cyan Jeff Goldblum larva	0		
5691	upside-down pacification grenade	0		
5692	sizzling quantum disintegrator pistol	0		Hot Damage: +10
5693	personal trainer's phase-tuned shield generator belt	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Single Equip
5694	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	0		
5695	Van der Graaf bugbear detector	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
5696	upside-down bugbear purification pill	0		
5697	fuchsia 1 Meat	0		
5698	bouncing maroon greedy careful The Lost Glasses	0		Monster Level: -10, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip
5699	upside-down The Lost Pill Bottle	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5700	The Lost Comb	0		
5701	Moping Artistic Goth Kid	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-06"
5702	maroon squat mannequin	0		Familiar Weight: +5
5703	bouncing crayon shavings	0		Last Available: "2012-06"
5704	wax bugbear	0		Last Available: "2012-06"
5705	hardy wax hat of temperance	0		Maximum HP: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy", Last Available: "2012-06"
5706	greasy studded wax pants	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 12", Last Available: "2012-06"
5707	FDKOL commendation	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5708	pressed super-polarized blinking blinking drop of water-37	0		Effect: "The Magical Mojomuscular Melody", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2012-07"
5709	spinning coward's careful fireman's helmet	0		Monster Level: -30, Familiar Effect: "cold atk", Last Available: "2012-07"
5712	mirror executive fire axe	0		Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2012-07"
5713	toasty sharpshooter's deadly fire extinguisher	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2012-07"
5714	ghostly FDKOL tattoo	0		
5715	gray Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians	0		Skill: "Frigidalmatian", Last Available: "2012-07"
5716	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	0		Skill: "Frigidalmatian", Last Available: "2012-07"
5717	delicious low-calorie FDKOL hotcakes	1	awesome	Last Available: "2012-07"
5718	hot egg	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5719	pulsating cyan smoking grass	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5720	spoiled fiery wing	3	crappy	Last Available: "2012-07"
5721	teal wings of fire of Leguizamo of the brazier	0		Monster Level: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2012-07"
5722	Lo Pan's FDKOL fire hose	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2012-07"
5723	super-irradiated blurry bottle of fire	0		Effect: "Dirge of Dreadfulness", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2012-07"
5724	blinking molten brick	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5725	hot daub	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5726	fuchsia huge upside-down careful hardy hot daub bun	0		Maximum HP: +50, Monster Level: -10, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 21", Last Available: "2012-07"
5727	aromatic beefcake's hot daub stand	0		Muscle: +25, Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 21", Last Available: "2012-07"
5728	sizzling foot-long hot daub of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-07"
5729	ballpark hot daub	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5730	spoiled cyan wobbly angst burger	3	crappy	
5731	watered-down smooth 5-hour acrimony	2	awesome	
5732	jittery blank note	0		
5733	eerily silent box	0		
5734	gigantic moldy forbidden sausage	6	crappy	
5735	yellow Lord Flameface's cloak of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Swirl Cloak", Last Available: "2012-07"
5736	adjusted Vulcanized tumbling Drizzlers&trade; Black Licorice	0		Effect: "Deep-Seated Rage", Effect Duration: 37
5737	improved blurry daub-breaker	0		Effect: "Highland Sheen", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2020-09"
5738	bouncing boxer's Camp Scout backpack	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Softcore Only, Drops Items, Last Available: "2012-07"
5739	CSA fire-starting kit	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5740	diet bland bouncing bag of GORP	1	decent	Last Available: "2012-07"
5741	acceptable narrow water purification pills	3	good	Last Available: "2012-07"
5742	Camp Scout pup tent	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5743	mediocre strong CSA scoutmaster's &quot;water&quot;	5	decent	Last Available: "2012-07"
5744	delicious squat bag of GORF	3	awesome	Last Available: "2012-07"
5745	CSA discount card	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
5746	yummy bag of QWOP	3	awesome	Last Available: "2012-07"
5747	flattened CSA bravery badge	0		Effect: "Memory of Smarts", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2012-07"
5748	CSA all-purpose soap	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5749	aged CSA cheerfulness ration	4	awesome	Last Available: "2012-07"
5750	CSA obedience grenade	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5751	Tales of the Word Realms	0		
5752	flavorless huge crappy brain	3	decent	
5753	bland low-calorie decent brain	1	decent	
5754	thick bland good brain	5	decent	
5755	delicious boss brain	4	awesome	
5756	decent immense hunter brain	10	good	
5758	olive blurry scandalous sharpshooter's Staff of Holiday Sensations of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2011-11"
5759	electrified staff of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
5760	scandalous Fonzie's thinker's staff	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience (Moxie): +1, Sleaze Damage: +5
5761	executive chilly brawny Staff of the Scummy Sink	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +40, Slime Hates It: +1
5762	twirling nose	0		
5763	ghostly sage slick Superhero Reboots	0		Moxie: +10, Mysticality Percent: +10
5764	spinning blinking supercharged brainy fuzzy busby	0		Mysticality: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 32"
5765	mirror chilly groovy fuzzy earmuffs	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 32"
5766	Herculean fuzzy montera of extreme caution of the blizzard	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Monster Level: -25, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 32"
5767	Unagnimated Gnome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-08"
5768	pulsating gnomish swimmer's ears	0		Better Diver: +10, Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "underwater", Last Available: "2012-08"
5769	wobbly gnomish coal miner's lung	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "block", Last Available: "2012-08"
5770	purple jittery gnomish tennis elbow	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "damage", Last Available: "2012-08"
5771	cyan blurry gnomish housemaid's kgnee	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "gain advs", Last Available: "2012-08"
5772	shaking gnomish athlete's foot	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "delevel", Last Available: "2012-08"
5773	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	0		
5774	talkative skull	0		
5775	fronts	0		Familiar Weight: +5
5776	sizzling brainy Barney's rake	0		Mysticality: +5, Hot Damage: +10
5778	snack-sized stale huge idiot brain	2	decent	
5779	twirling Sherlock's keel-haulin' knife	0		Item Drop: +25
5780	bouncing baleful ice cream scoop	0		Spell Damage: +25
5781	spirit-forward hand-crafted soft echo eyedrop antidote martini	5	EPIC	
5782	morningwood plank	0		
5783	raging hardwood plank	0		
5784	weirdwood plank	0		
5785	thick caulk	0		
5786	cyan jittery hard screw	0		
5787	twirling jittery messy butt joint	0		
5788	smut orc keepsake box	0		
5789	bubblin' crude	0		
5790	bouncing teal box of bear arms	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5791	banded right bear arm of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Damage Absorption: +100, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Kodiak Moment", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Grizzly Scene", Last Available: "2012-09", Softcore Only: [1-path(Zombie Slayer)]
5792	gray squat executive supercharged left bear arm of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +40, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bear-Backrub", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bear-ly Legal", Last Available: "2012-09", Softcore Only: [1-path(Zombie Slayer)]
5793	blue sizzling Hat O' Nine Tails	0		Hot Damage: +10
5794	flattened ionized wobbly squat Enchanted Plunger	0		Effect: "Adrenaline Rush", Effect Duration: 13
5795	flattened Enchanted Flyswatter	0		Effect: "Healthy Red Glow", Effect Duration: 18
5796	pickled flattened Gearhead Goo	0		Effect: "Wreathed in Merriment", Effect Duration: 36
5797	ionized denatured electrified bouncing Missing Eye Simulation Device	0		Effect: "Disco State of Mind", Effect Duration: 66
5798	colloidal Gnollish Crossdress	0		Effect: "Incensed", Effect Duration: 31
5799	adjusted double-liquefied eldritch dough	0		Effect: "Smoking like a Bandit", Effect Duration: 28
5800	flattened Charity's choker	0		Effect: "Weird Flavor", Effect Duration: 20
5801	warmed pulsating Smart Bone Dust	0		Effect: "Bricked-In", Effect Duration: 48
5802	corrupted pickled pulsating perpendicular guano	0		Effect: "Sourpuss", Effect Duration: 35
5803	warmed warmed pulsating White Chocolate Golem Seeds	0		Effect: "Sticky Hands", Effect Duration: 36
5804	polarized Shivering Ch&egrave;vre	0		Effect: "Think Win-Lose", Effect Duration: 35
5805	ionized moist breath mint	0		Effect: "Hot Buttoned", Effect Duration: 13
5806	boiled muesli	0		Effect: "Pyromania", Effect Duration: 52
5807	super-tarnished teal glass of warm milk	0		Effect: "Innately Strong", Effect Duration: 56
5808	chilled cold-filtered blurry glass of gnat milk	0		Effect: "Here's Mud in Your Eye", Effect Duration: 52
5809	non-boiled blinking Knob Goblin Mutagen	0		Effect: "Concentration", Effect Duration: 48
5810	frozen Tears of the Quiet Healer	0		Effect: "The Solution", Effect Duration: 60
5811	dry colloidal pressed olive tube of lipstick	0		Effect: "Mushroom Melody", Effect Duration: 14
5812	triple-adjusted skelelton spine	0		Effect: "You're Rubber", Effect Duration: 34
5813	liquefied deionized smut orc sunglasses	0		Effect: "Turn On, Tune In, Play Ball!", Effect Duration: 35
5814	alkaline unsweetened blob of acid	0		Effect: "Familial Ties", Effect Duration: 46
5815	boiled vacuum-sealed jittery squat flayed mind	0		Effect: "Pyramid Power", Effect Duration: 69
5816	triple-warmed polymerized kobold kibble	0		Effect: "Oh Hamlet Hamlet Hamlet Hamlet", Effect Duration: 35
5817	polymerized cold-filtered forest spirit rattle	0		Effect: "Sizzling with Fury", Effect Duration: 52
5818	denatured ghostly Stone Golem pebbles	0		Effect: "Singer's Faithful Ocelot", Effect Duration: 34
5819	altered gravy fairy warlock hat	0		Effect: "Concentration", Effect Duration: 56
5820	double-magnetized chilled bull blubber	0		Effect: "Loco Motives", Effect Duration: 50
5821	modified frog lip-print	0		Effect: "Pride of the Vampire", Effect Duration: 30
5822	magnetized gazely stare	0		Effect: "Stone-Faced", Effect Duration: 16
5823	nitrogenated jittery canopic jar	0		Effect: "Fastbreaker", Effect Duration: 67
5824	non-denatured double-polymerized skewed clove-flavored lip balm	0		Effect: "BOOsted", Effect Duration: 68
5825	dry altered Skullery Maid's Knee	0		Effect: "Flower Power", Effect Duration: 51
5826	pressed polymerized teal zombie hollandaise	0		Effect: "Perfect Hair", Effect Duration: 52
5827	alkaline double-diffused deionized blinking maroon skeletal banana	0		Effect: "Antarctic Memories", Effect Duration: 44
5828	ionized liquefied gilt perfume bottle	0		Effect: "Bureaucratized", Effect Duration: 32
5829	quantum activated spinning janglin' bones	0		Effect: "The Power of LOV", Effect Duration: 18
5830	pickled pygmy papers	0		Effect: "Become Superficially interested", Effect Duration: 11
5831	pickled mirror jittery pulsating pygmy dart	0		Effect: "Chock Full o' Nanites", Effect Duration: 30
5832	cold-filtered enhanced secret mummy herbs and spices	0		Effect: "Salamanderenity", Effect Duration: 52
5833	boiled quadruple-colloidal gray brigand brittle	0		Effect: "Gobliny Flavor", Effect Duration: 58
5834	boiled corrupted holistic headache remedy	0		Effect: "Mortarfied", Effect Duration: 20
5835	polymerized alkaline scrunchie tourniquet	0		Effect: "Frostbeard", Effect Duration: 45
5836	vacuum-sealed blurry embezzler's oil	0		Effect: "Brain Freeze", Effect Duration: 47
5837	dry Fu Manchu Wax	0		Effect: "Big Ol' Glass of Rum", Effect Duration: 28
5838	pressed extra-quantum gray Iiti Kitty Gumdrop	0		Effect: "Inappropriate Spirit", Effect Duration: 64
5839	denatured wet yellow ravenous eye	0		Effect: "Thicker, Sicker", Effect Duration: 60
5840	irradiated vacuum-sealed Rogue Windmill Rouge	0		Effect: "Brain Freeze", Effect Duration: 69
5841	liquefied A muse-bouche	0		Effect: "Coming Up Roses", Effect Duration: 34
5842	quantum anodized narrow toothbrush	0		Effect: "Sourpuss", Effect Duration: 45
5843	Vulcanized pirate cream pie	0		Effect: "The Halls of Mysticality", Effect Duration: 49
5844	adjusted una poca de gracia	0		Effect: "Dances with Tweedles", Effect Duration: 63
5845	denatured quadruple-energized compressed air canister	0		Effect: "Man's Worst Enemy", Effect Duration: 34
5846	colloidal shaking salt water taffy	0		Effect: "Jerky, Boy", Effect Duration: 56
5847	tarnished adjusted wobbly shaking skewed unholy water	0		Effect: "Bone Chilling", Effect Duration: 49
5848	polarized deionized modified Bangyomaman battle juice	0		Effect: "Thanksgot", Effect Duration: 21
5849	double-ionized improved handyman &quot;hand soap&quot;	0		Effect: "You Know Who to Call", Effect Duration: 33
5850	colloidal space marine flash grenade	0		Effect: "Minerva's Zen", Effect Duration: 15
5851	denatured boiled huge temporary tribal tattoo	0		Effect: "Sweet Incentive", Effect Duration: 58
5852	Vulcanized aerosolized oil-filled donut	0		Effect: "Hopped Up on Goofballs", Effect Duration: 33
5853	triple-dry stick-on gnome beard	0		Effect: "Chock Full o' Nanites", Effect Duration: 41
5854	vacuum-sealed concentrated fuchsia BRICKO stud	0		Effect: "Power Ballad of the Arrowsmith", Effect Duration: 28
5855	aerosolized super-anodized Osk'r Chow	0		Effect: "Pisces in the Skyces", Effect Duration: 49
5856	altered quantum blue squat Scuba Snack	0		Effect: "Armored Innards", Effect Duration: 54
5857	double-ionized pickled extra-alkaline ghostly grey cube	0		Effect: "Marinated", Effect Duration: 43
5858	galvanized teal votive candle	0		Effect: "Boletus Swoletus", Effect Duration: 16
5859	ionized energized booby trap	0		Effect: "Blessing of Squirtlcthulli", Effect Duration: 48
5860	nitrogenated liquefied warmed mirror Agent Corrigan's cigarette	0		Effect: "Melancholy Burden", Effect Duration: 18
5861	denatured good ash	0		Effect: "Mathematically Precise", Effect Duration: 34
5862	Tome of Rad Libs	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-09", Skill: "Summon Rad Libs"
5863	Rad Lib	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5864	papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; glob	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5865	magnetized ionized papier-mochi	0		Effect: "Warm Belly", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2012-09"
5866	super-chilled denatured moist tumbling papier-m&acirc;chaeranthera	0		Effect: "Intimidating Mien", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2012-09"
5867	liquefied twirling papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; toothpicks	0		Effect: "You Know Who to Call", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2012-09"
5868	vibrating Herculean papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute;te	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Alters Page Text, Last Available: "2012-09"
5869	blurry inspector's aromatic papier-m&acirc;chine gun	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +15, Alters Page Text, Last Available: "2012-09"
5870	green crafty papier-masque of the sewer	0		Maximum MP: +10, Stench Damage: +25, Single Equip, Alters Page Text, Last Available: "2012-09"
5871	green ghostly extremely unsafe papier-mitre of the brazier	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Alters Page Text, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-09"
5872	scandalous grievous papier-m&acirc;churidars	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Sleaze Damage: +5, Alters Page Text, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-09"
5873	wobbly papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; plaque	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5874	papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; handle	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5875	papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; base	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5876	papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; bowl	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5877	pulsating papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; trophy pi&ntilde;ata	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5878	twirling quilted Rainbow Jello Mould	0		Damage Absorption: +40
5879	Pete & Jackie's Dragon Tooth Emporium Catalog	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5880	packet of dragon's teeth	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5881	squat skeleton	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5882	skeleton skis of the storm of the blizzard of the sewer	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-10"
5883	huge spoiled skeleton quiche	10	crappy	Last Available: "2012-10"
5884	skeletal scabbard	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-10"
5885	skeletal skiff	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5886	scorching chilly Da Vinci's boxer's Bonestabber	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Cold Damage: +5, Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2012-10"
5887	boozy hand-crafted crystal skeleton vodka	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-10"
5888	Lazybones&trade; recliner	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5889	rock-hard auxiliary backbone	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Last Available: "2012-10"
5890	pulsating skulldozer egg	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5891	ribcage rollcage	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-10"
5892	flattened that gum you like	0		Effect: "Spirit Bubble", Effect Duration: 64
5893	dreaming Jung man	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12"
5894	Little Crimson Book	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
5895	avatar of the Unconscious Collective	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12"
5896	canary nightlight	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
5897	boiled Unconscious Collective Dream Jar	1	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
5898	jar of psychoses (The Suspicious-Looking Guy)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5899	jar of psychoses (The Captain of the Gourd)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5900	twirling jar of psychoses (The Crackpot Mystic)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5901	blinking jar of psychoses (The Old Man)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5902	narrow blue jar of psychoses (The Pretentious Artist)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5903	jar of psychoses (The Meatsmith)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5905	jar of psychoses (Jick)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5906	wobbly pixel pill	0		
5907	pixel energy tank	0		
5908	purple ChibiBuddy&trade; (on)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5909	hale shellacked wedding ring	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum HP: +20, Single Equip
5910	deactivated nanobots	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-11"
5911	nanorhino credit card	0		Last Available: "2012-11"
5912	blurry Jeselnik's Solstice Shield of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Sleaze Damage: +25
5913	quadruple-energized candy sushi set	0		Effect: "Musky", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2012-12"
5914	ionized wobbly shaking sweet mochi ball	0		Effect: "Healthy Bronze Glow", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2012-12"
5915	polarized twirling beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "Pork Power", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2012-12"
5916	denatured aerosolized cyan sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "Adorable Lookout", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2012-12"
5917	non-colloidal anodized wet squat cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "Spiro Gyro", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2012-12"
5918	plastic animelf of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2012-12"
5919	huge ghostly horrifying plastic ChibiBuddy&trade;	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
5920	studded plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Last Available: "2012-12"
5921	skewed fortified plastic Uncle Crimboku	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Last Available: "2012-12"
5922	auspicious plastic MechaElf	0		Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5923	plastic ingot	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5924	electrical thingamabob	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5925	ChibiBuddy&trade; (off)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5926	BittyCar MeatCar	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5927	BittyCar HotCar	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5928	studded brainwave-controlled unicorn horn	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Uni-Gore", Familiar Effect: "atk, 5xVolley, cap 2", Last Available: "2012-12"
5929	bubble-wrap simulator	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5930	blind-packed capsule toy	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5931	miser's toasty plastic four-shadowed mime of the sewer	0		Hot Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5932	fuchsia censurious padded plastic Bugbear Captain	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5933	fuchsia plastic Rene C. Corman of the ox of the businessman	0		Muscle: +20, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5934	maroon spinning frosty plastic Lord Flameface	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5935	plastic Beebee King of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5936	clever plastic Queen Bee	0		Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5937	sinister plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer	0		Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5938	Jim Carey's plastic Clancy the Minstrel	0		Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
5939	curative plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5940	spinning fortified plastic spiderbugbear	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Last Available: "2012-12"
5941	Herculean plastic peacannon	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Last Available: "2012-12"
5942	plastic the Free Man of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5943	yellow weightlifter's plastic fire servant	0		Muscle: +15, Last Available: "2012-12"
5944	plastic mumblebee of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2012-12"
5945	sharpshooter's plastic moneybee	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5946	hale plastic beebee gunners	0		Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5947	up-at-dawn plastic beebee queue	0		Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5948	blinking electrified plastic buzzerker	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5949	squat brawny plastic bee swarm	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5950	fuchsia shaking shaking lion tamer's plastic batbugbear	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2012-12"
5951	slick plastic bugaboo	0		Moxie: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5952	wobbly wicked plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear	0		Spell Damage: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5953	miser's plastic ops bugbear	0		Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5954	plastic hypodermic bugbear of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2012-12"
5955	narrow Socratic plastic cavebugbear	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Last Available: "2012-12"
5956	huge upside-down reassuring plastic Norville Rogers	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2012-12"
5957	manspreader's plastic Scott the Miner	0		Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5958	dance instructor's plastic angry space marine	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5959	spinning huge censurious plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2012-12"
5960	plastic Father McGruber of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
5961	squat wobbly plastic Hank North, Photojournalist of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2012-12"
5962	padded plastic blazing bat	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5963	teal wobbly inspector's electronic dulcimer pants of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Item Drop: +15, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play Hog Fiddle", Familiar Effect: "8xPotato, cap 2", Last Available: "2012-12"
5964	red A-Boo clue	0		
5965	blurry Jack Frost's banded Frown Exerciser	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5966	soul monocle	0		Single Equip
5967	soul doorbell	0		
5968	squat soul coin	0		
5969	soul knife	0		
5970	Lo Pan's soul mask	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Single Equip
5971	record of infuriating silence	0		Skill: "Silent Slam", Last Available: "2012-10"
5972	tumbling record of infuriating silence (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Slam", Last Available: "2012-10"
5973	yellow wobbly record of tranquil silence	0		Skill: "Silent Squirt", Last Available: "2012-10"
5974	record of tranquil silence (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Squirt", Last Available: "2012-10"
5975	huge fuchsia record of menacing silence	0		Skill: "Silent Slice", Last Available: "2012-10"
5976	wobbly record of menacing silence (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Slice", Last Available: "2012-10"
5977	squat hale extremely unsafe smartaleck's silent beret	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 3"
5978	toothsome purple slice of pizza	3	awesome	Last Available: "2013-02"
5979	purple huge coin	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5980	mirror cartoon heart	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5981	mirror star	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5982	artisanal tankard of ale	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-02"
5983	skewed vial of holy water	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5984	narrow Van der Graaf MacGyver's educational cloth cap	0		Experience: +1, Maximum MP: +100, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-02"
5985	studded padded smartaleck's iron dagger	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Damage Absorption: 100, Last Available: "2013-02"
5986	miniature decent ghostly maroon hamburger	2	good	Last Available: "2013-02"
5987	dollar-sign bag	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5988	potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5989	upside-down potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5990	extra-dry perfectly mixed bottle of wine	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-02"
5991	round bomb	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5992	huge fireproof Socratic iron helmet of mayonnaise	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Hot Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-02"
5993	Jeselnik's shellacked personal trainer's steel sword	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Damage Reduction: 7, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-02"
5994	rotten squat whole roasted chicken	3	crappy	Last Available: "2013-02"
5995	cyan massive gemstone	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5996	extra-strength potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5997	potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5998	acceptable shining goblet	3	good	Last Available: "2013-02"
5999	purple fireball	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6000	smelly padded crown of bravery	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "3xGhoul, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-02"
6001	red shaking toasty stiffened boxer's sword	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Damage Reduction: 1, Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2013-02"
6002	pulsating miser's rosewater-soaked sinister Helm of the Scream Emperor	0		Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xFairy, cap 30", Last Available: "2013-02"
6003	smelly Lo Pan's stylish Cloak of Dire Shadows	0		Moxie: +25, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-02"
6004	auspicious Jack Frost's Sword of Dark Omens of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2013-02"
6005	ghostly squat asbestos-lined steel-toed beefy Shield of Icy Fate	0		Muscle: +10, Damage Reduction: 9, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2013-02"
6006	chaotic baleful Greaves of the Murk Lord of the early riser	0		Spell Damage: +25, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 30", Last Available: "2013-02"
6007	spinning Temple Grandin's Gauntlets of the Blood Moon of the cougar of the boozehound	0		Moxie: +20, Familiar Weight: +7, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-02"
6008	lightning-fast nippy Da Vinci's Boots of Twilight Whispers	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Cold Damage: +10, Initiative: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-02"
6009	blurry purple fortified quilted Belt of Howling Anger of the glutton	0		Damage Absorption: 100, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-02"
6010	logging hatchet of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15
6011	ghostly orc wrist of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60
6012	freshwater pearl necklace of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50
6013	sizzling orcish stud-finder of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Hot Damage: +10
6014	double-paned screwing pooch	0		Cold Resistance: +5
6015	oxidized Vulcanized orcish hand lotion	0		Effect: "Patience of the Tortoise", Effect Duration: 43
6016	enhanced polarized teal mirror orcish rubber	0		Effect: "Deep-Seated Rage", Effect Duration: 38
6017	deionized orcish nailing lube	0		Effect: "Sated and Furious", Effect Duration: 13
6018	hand-crafted lime green backwoods screwdriver	3	EPIC	
6019	reassuring loadstone	0		Spooky Resistance: +1
6020	squat ghostly lightning-fast clever Claybender glasses	0		Maximum MP: +20, Initiative: +40, Single Equip
6021	shaking supercool Duskwalker fangs of Gandalf	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +20
6022	Space Tourist Phaser	0		
6023	stanky grievous Whoompa Fur Pants	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 27"
6024	bouncing Sinatra's Whatsian Ionic Pliers	0		Experience (Moxie): +5
6025	adjusted polymerized twirling Polysniff Perfume	0		Effect: "Brother Corsican's Blessing", Effect Duration: 52
6026	Duskwalker syringe	0		
6027	Space Tours Tripple	0		
6028	gray spinning Battlie Light Saver	0		
6029	skewed T.U.R.D.S. Key	0		
6030	blinking manspreader's dress pants	0		Monster Level: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, cap 28"
6031	beefcake's badge of authority	0		Muscle: +25, Single Equip
6032	Socratic motorcycle boots of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Single Equip
6033	knitted rock-hard stolen necklace	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Cold Resistance: +3
6034	blurry scorching healthy troll britches	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, cap 28"
6035	activated super-corrupted jittery squat vial of The Glistening	0		Effect: "critical.enh", Effect Duration: 21
6036	irresponsibly strong bad artisanal limoncello	8	decent	
6037	purple ginger ale	0		
6038	flavorless twirling incredible pizza	4	decent	
6039	stanky supercharged oil cap	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "cap 28"
6040	foul-smelling stylish oil lamp	0		Moxie: +25, Stench Damage: +10
6041	resourceful oil slacks	0		Maximum MP: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 30"
6042	oil pan of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3
6043	boid	0		
6044	lime green woim	0		
6045	wobbly Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	0		
6046	gray BittyCar SoulCar	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6047	stiffened Misty Cloak of the bloodbag	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum HP: +100
6048	gravedigger's Socratic Misty Robe	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spooky Damage: +10
6049	scorching Misty Cape of Gandalf of courage	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +3
6050	tumbling woimbook	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6051	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6052	normal ghostly Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	3	good	Last Available: "2012-12"
6053	mediocre watered-down Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-12"
6054	polymerized anodized nitrogenated narrow Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	0		Effect: "Cinnamouth", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2012-12"
6055	twirling psychoanalytic jar	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6056	The Sword in the Steak	0		Last Available: "2013-12", Wiki Name: "The Sword in the Steak (item)"
6057	Jeselnik's vibrating Meatcleaver	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6058	pulsating Tesla Crimbo Elf bobble-head	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2012-12"
6059	Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2012-12"
6060	fuchsia Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2012-12"
6061	Rosewater's Crimbo tree flocker	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Last Available: "2012-12"
6062	bouncing chaotic Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
6063	frightening Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
6064	pulsating sharp tin strip	0		
6065	olive wad of spider silk	0		
6066	ghostly goblin collarbone	0		
6067	studded wicked Truthsayer	0		Spell Damage: +5, Damage Absorption: +80, Last Available: "2013-12"
6068	loose blade	0		
6069	goblin bone hilt	0		
6070	purple sword blade	0		
6071	Thinknerd's Grimoire of Geeky Gifts	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12", Skill: "Summon Geeky Gifts"
6072	wobbly confusing LED clock	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6073	cold-filtered haggis-infused soap	0		Effect: "Sensation", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2012-12"
6074	boiled electrified magicberry tablets	0		Effect: "Riboflavin'", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2012-12"
6075	unsweetened quadruple-dry quadruple-cold-filtered 37x37x37 puzzle cube	0		Effect: "Scorpio Rising", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2012-12"
6076	weak perfectly mixed McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-12"
6077	moldy tiny fuchsia haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis	1	crappy	Last Available: "2012-12"
6078	home robotics kit	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6079	huge school calculator watch	0		Last Available: "2012-12", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.25
6080	haggis socks of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Haggis Kick", Last Available: "2012-12"
6081	airblaster gun	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Air Blast", Last Available: "2012-12"
6082	Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6083	ghostly olive actual reality goggles	0		Single Equip, Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12"
6084	Mr. Haggis	0		Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2012-12"
6085	magnetic sculpture kit	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6086	Microplushie: Otakulone of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
6087	mirror Herculean Microplushie: Hippylase	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Last Available: "2012-12"
6088	Microplushie: Bropane of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2012-12"
6089	blinking lion tamer's Microplushie: Sororitrate	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2012-12"
6090	chilly Microplushie: Gothochondria	0		Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
6091	jittery brainy Microplushie: Raverdrine	0		Mysticality: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
6092	stylish Microplushie: Hobomosome	0		Moxie: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
6093	steel-toed Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Last Available: "2012-12"
6094	scandalous Microplushie: Dorkonide	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
6095	personal trainer's Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
6096	stanky Microplushie: Hipsterine	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
6097	classy monkey	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6098	cyan gourd potion	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6099	fuchsia beefy Thinknerd T-Shirt	0		Muscle: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
6100	upside-down blurry pile of useless robot parts	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6101	homemade robot	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6102	homemade robot gear	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6103	bouncing Artist's Whisk of Misery	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6104	Artist's Butterknife of Regret	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6105	teal Artist's Spatula of Despair	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6106	Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6107	Artist's Cr&egrave;me Brul&eacute;e Torch of Fury	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6108	Samson's wizardly Ginsu&trade;	0		Mysticality: +25, Experience (Muscle): +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6109	bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6110	bubble-wrap simulator (half broken)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6111	bubble-wrap simulator (one button left)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6112	blinking zaibatsu lobby card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6113	zaibatsu level 1 card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6114	zaibatsu level 2 card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6115	zaibatsu level 3 card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6116	tumbling CEO office card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6117	test site key	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6118	goggles	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6119	skewed abacus	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6120	blue bonsai tree	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6121	smooth Chinese beer	4	awesome	Last Available: "2013-12"
6122	cat statue	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6123	spinning mirror rhinoceros horn	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6124	furry pink pillow	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6125	cold-filtered corrupted squat bottle of limeade	0		Effect: "Sizzling with Fury", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2013-12"
6126	bouncing stanky clever novelty tattoo sleeves	0		Maximum MP: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6127	pair of rhinoceros horns	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6128	furry brown pillow	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6129	blue inspector's makeshift yakuza mask	0		Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2013-12"
6130	piece	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6131	toy taijijian	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6132	battery	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6133	ghostly sharpshooter's shellacked White Dragon Fang of the sweet-tooth	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2013-12"
6134	dangerous butterfly knife	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6135	tube of herbal ointment	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6136	cyan pencil kunai	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6137	weighted paperclip chain of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2013-12"
6138	blue great capacitor	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6139	rubber gloves of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2013-12"
6140	Chinese curse words	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6141	spinning triad summoning scroll	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6142	snack-sized toothsome teal roasted duck	2	awesome	Last Available: "2013-12"
6143	flavorless shaking shaking dead meat bun	3	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
6144	stylish cat collar	0		Moxie: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6145	maroon experienced suspicious-looking fedora of the glutton	0		Experience: +2, Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 15", Last Available: "2013-12"
6147	maroon Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6148	ghostly Deactivated MiniMechaElf	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6149	MiniMechaElf Laser Punch Missile Launcher	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6150	Snow Suit	0		Familiar Weight: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2013-01"
6151	carrot nose	0		Last Available: "2013-01"
6152	snack-sized toothsome carrot cake	2	awesome	Last Available: "2013-01"
6153	hand-crafted boozy purple carrot claret	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-01"
6154	modified blinking carrot juice	1	good	Last Available: "2013-01"
6155	shaking pixel power cell	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6156	flickering pixel	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6157	spinning Rosewater's Byte of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Mysticality Percent: +30, Last Available: "2013-12"
6158	mirror Sherlock's anger blaster	0		Item Drop: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Rage Flame", Last Available: "2013-12"
6159	wicked doubt cannon	0		Spell Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Doubt Shackles", Last Available: "2013-12"
6160	dog trainer's fear condenser	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fear Vapor", Last Available: "2013-12"
6161	wizardly regret hose	0		Mysticality: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tear Wave", Last Available: "2013-12"
6162	Young Man's Crew Sequester	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6163	upside-down Young Man's Cargo Load	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6164	Jim Carey's extremely unsafe commodore's hat	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Monster Level: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2013-12"
6165	narrow twirling double-paned naval trousers	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato", Last Available: "2013-12"
6166	blinking deck cannon of wisdom of the storm	0		Mysticality: +15, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2013-12"
6167	ornamental sextant of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2013-12"
6168	blue Annie Oakley's energetic Bloodbath	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6169	mediocre Hundred Headed IPA	3	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
6170	rotten small blinking chum	2	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
6171	boiled shaking crude crudit&eacute;s	0		Effect: "Cuts Like a Lightly-Buttered Knife", Effect Duration: 36
6172	tarnished oxidized green tumbling candy crayons	0		Effect: "Boschface", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2020-09"
6173	shellacked padded pixel grappling hook	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Damage Reduction: 7
6174	huge GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6175	GameInformPowerDailyPro walkthru	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6176	cosmic egg	0		
6177	shaking narrow cosmic dough	0		
6178	cosmic vegetable	0		
6179	cosmic cheese	0		
6180	jittery cosmic potted meat product	0		
6181	cosmic potato	0		
6182	cosmic cream	0		
6183	cosmic fruit	0		
6184	auspicious studded Jarlsberg's hat	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Item Drop: 15
6185	enchanted moldy consummate hard-boiled egg	4	crappy	Effect: "Frigid Weapon", Effect Duration: 40
6186	stale snack-sized consummate fried egg	2	decent	
6187	decent teal consummate egg salad	4	good	
6188	yummy consummate bagel	3	awesome	
6189	diet moldy consummate sliced bread	1	crappy	
6190	normal half-sized upside-down consummate hot dog bun	2	good	
6191	snack-sized decent consummate brownie	2	good	
6192	tasty mirror consummate toast	3	awesome	
6193	weak acceptable jittery passable stout	2	good	
6194	snack-sized decent wobbly upside-down consummate soup	2	good	
6195	stale jumbo consummate corn chips	5	decent	
6196	snack-sized spoiled consummate salad	2	crappy	
6197	spoiled fancy upside-down consummate salsa	3	crappy	Effect: "Tennis Elbow-wow", Effect Duration: 45
6198	bland blinking consummate sauerkraut	4	decent	
6199	adequate consummate cheese slice	4	good	
6200	tasty consummate melted cheese	4	awesome	
6201	decent massive consummate bacon	6	good	
6202	miniature normal blue consummate meatloaf	2	good	
6203	stale yellow consummate steak	4	decent	
6204	moldy consummate cuts	4	crappy	
6205	moldy jumbo consummate frankfurter	5	crappy	
6206	decent lime green consummate french fries	3	good	
6207	spoiled consummate baked potato	3	crappy	
6208	mediocre cyan acceptable vodka	3	decent	
6209	flavorless bouncing consummate ice cream	3	decent	
6210	bland jumbo consummate whipped cream	5	decent	
6211	rotten consummate cream	3	crappy	
6212	bland huge consummate strawberries	6	decent	
6213	normal consummate sorbet	4	good	
6214	bad fuchsia adequate rum	3	decent	
6215	drinkable boozy mediocre lager	5	good	
6216	small stale immaculate grilled cheese	2	decent	
6217	tasty immaculate ice cream sandwich	3	awesome	
6218	rotten fancy small immaculate hot dog	2	crappy	Effect: "Bear Clawed", Effect Duration: 25
6219	flavorless small tumbling squat lime green immaculate egg salad sandwich	2	decent	
6220	moldy perfect sandwich	3	crappy	
6221	small spoiled mirror perfect chef salad	2	crappy	
6222	low-calorie toothsome perfect breakfast	1	awesome	
6223	moldy massive yellow sublime deluxe hot dog	9	crappy	
6224	rotten half-sized sublime stew	2	crappy	
6225	spoiled special sublime nachos	4	crappy	Effect: "Incredibly Hulking", Effect Duration: 30
6226	diet decent Ultimate Breakfast Sandwich	1	good	
6227	spoiled Loaded Baked Potato	4	crappy	
6228	bland Omega Sundae	3	decent	
6229	bad spinning Das Sauerlager	3	decent	
6230	artisanal strong Bologna Lambic	5	EPIC	
6231	tolerable watered-down Vodka Dog	2	good	
6232	weak perfectly mixed Disappointed Russian	2	EPIC	
6233	aged Chunky Mary	4	awesome	
6234	tolerable spirit-forward Nachojito	5	good	
6235	aged practically non-alcoholic Le Roi	1	awesome	
6236	watered-down acceptable Over Easy Rider	2	good	
6237	teal twirling cosmic six-pack	0		
6239	magnetized purple cube of ectoplasm	0		Effect: "Briny Blood", Effect Duration: 41
6240	oxidized double-warmed Illuminati earpiece	0		Effect: "Gummiheart", Effect Duration: 37
6241	altered jittery censored can label	0		Effect: "Human-Elemental Hybrid", Effect Duration: 64
6242	alkaline nitrogenated upside-down ectoplasm <i>au jus</i>	0		Effect: "Mayeaugh", Effect Duration: 53
6243	liquefied super-irradiated the kindest cut	0		Effect: "Disco State of Mind", Effect Duration: 20
6244	polarized triple-tarnished cat's paw	0		Effect: "Burning Ears", Effect Duration: 18
6245	adjusted ionized ASCII fu manchu	0		Effect: "Video Game Hot Dog", Effect Duration: 18
6246	colloidal irradiated polarized demonic surgical gloves	0		Effect: "Berry Thorny", Effect Duration: 35
6247	quantum boiled chilled blinking clip-on ninja tie	0		Effect: "Tomato Power", Effect Duration: 58
6248	polarized double-wet blurry gamer slurry	0		Effect: "Old Time Hydration", Effect Duration: 35
6249	dungeoneering kit	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6250	zippy avaricious inspector's sizzling arcane researcher's numberwang of the brazier	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Hot Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +15, Meat Drop: +30, Initiative: +20, Single Equip
6251	improved adjusted scroll of Protection from Bad Stuff	0		Effect: "Memory of Speed", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2013-02"
6252	ionized scroll of Puddingskin	0		Effect: "Twenty-three Squid, Ew", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2013-02"
6253	Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb	0		Skill: "Walberg's Dim Bulb"
6254	Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot	0		Skill: "Singer's Faithful Ocelot"
6255	Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise	0		Skill: "Drescher's Annoying Noise"
6256	tumbling dried gelatinous cube	0		
6257	blurry pile of dungeon junk	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6258	resourceful deadly boxer's Staff of the Healthy Breakfast of the dark arts	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Weapon Damage: +5, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP: +50, Jiggle: "Recover Some HP"
6259	zippy Tesla arcane researcher's Staff of the Staff of Life of the businessman	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Meat Drop: +50, Initiative: +20, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Jiggle: "Full HP Recovery"
6260	reassuring hale wholesome Staff of the Light Lunch	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Maximum HP: +20, Spooky Resistance: +1, Jiggle: "Deal Some Cold Damage"
6261	rosewater-soaked grievous smooth Staff of the Standalone Cheese	0		Moxie: +15, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Stench Resistance: +3, Jiggle: "Banish opponent for the rest of the day"
6262	nasty experienced cool Staff of the Hearty Dinner	0		Moxie: +5, Experience: +2, Stench Damage: +5, Jiggle: "Weaken Bad Guy"
6263	rosewater-soaked educational Staff of the All-Steak of Flo-Jo	0		Experience: +1, Stench Resistance: +3, Initiative: +100, Jiggle: "Massive Bonus to Item Drops"
6264	Sherlock's supercool Staff of Fruit Salad of bravery	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Spooky Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +25, Jiggle: "Deal Some Prismatic Damage"
6265	wool energetic Staff of the Cream of the Cream of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Cold Resistance: +1, Jiggle: "Attune to Monster's Essence"
6266	huge jar of protein powder	0		
6267	bland jumbo grain of protein powder	5	decent	
6268	denatured pec oil	0		Effect: "Pwnd", Effect Duration: 60
6269	family-friendly gym membership card	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1
6270	wet energized Squat-Thrust Magazine	0		Effect: "Armor-Plated", Effect Duration: 18
6271	massive dumbbell	0		
6272	blinking curative penguin keychain of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
6273	warmed O'RLY manual	0		Effect: "The Chains Down In The Belly-O", Effect Duration: 19
6274	perfectly mixed watered-down open sauce	2	EPIC	
6275	shaking dog trainer's Samson's turkey leg	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Experience (familiar): +1
6276	hand-crafted Ye Olde Meade	4	EPIC	
6277	irradiated Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick	0		Effect: "Supafly", Effect Duration: 20
6278	Ye Olde Medieval Insult	0		
6279	double-paned pewter claymore	0		Cold Resistance: +5
6280	tumbling energetic artisanal rice peeler	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20
6281	bland heirloom grape tomato	3	decent	
6282	shaking chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli	0		
6283	ruddy brown felt tophat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6284	narrow gear	0		
6285	wholesome Mark I Steam-Hat of the sewer	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6286	Oprah's dangerous Mark II Steam-Hat of the businessman	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6287	pulsating mansplainer's crafty studded boxer's Mark III Steam-Hat	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum MP: +10, Monster Level: +15, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6288	twirling asbestos-lined Van der Graaf boxer's beefcake's Mark IV Steam-Hat of incineration	0		Muscle: +25, Muscle Percent: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Hot Resistance: +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6289	blinking rosewater-soaked knitted wool scandalous healthy Mark V Steam-Hat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: 4, Stench Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Death Ray", Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6290	spinning steam-powered model rocketship	0		
6291	inspector's quilted punk rock jacket	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Item Drop: +15
6292	blurry MacGyver's hardened safety pin	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum MP: +100
6293	low-calorie normal spinning stolen sushi	1	good	
6294	very overdue library book	0		
6295	drum 'n' bass 'n' drum 'n' bass record	0		
6296	cosmic bucket	0		Free Pull
6297	cyan fragment of Jarlsberg's soul	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-06"
6298	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	0		
6299	skewed model airship	0		
6300	ionized upside-down Super Weight-Gain 9000	0		Effect: "Booing Radly", Effect Duration: 53
6301	altered blinking possibility potion	0		Effect: "Healthy Red Glow", Effect Duration: 25
6302	ghostly eleven-foot pole	0		
6303	ring of Detect Boring Doors	0		
6304	bouncing prompt perfumed toasty beefy Jarlsberg's pan (Cosmic portal mode) of extreme caution	0		Muscle: +10, Monster Level: -25, Hot Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +5, Adventures: +3, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Jarlsberg)]
6305	smelly chaotic MacGyver's Oprah's wicked Jarlsberg's pan	0		Spell Damage: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Maximum MP: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Jarlsberg)]
6306	Cosmic Calorie	0		Last Available: "2013-03"
6307	activated wet spinning celestial olive oil	0		Effect: "Whitened Teeth", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2013-03"
6308	frozen alkaline alkaline upside-down olive celestial carrot juice	0		Effect: "Locks Like the Raven", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2013-03"
6309	deionized cold-filtered cold-filtered celestial au jus	0		Effect: "Rad-ish", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2013-03"
6310	warmed polymerized narrow wobbly celestial squid ink	0		Effect: "Mucilaginous Muscle", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2013-03"
6311	clever Uncle Buck	0		Maximum MP: +20, Softcore Only
6312	pulsating crate of fish meat	0		
6313	bouncing damp wallet	0		
6314	pipe	0		Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 10
6315	Annie Oakley's electrified SCUBA tank	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Adventure Underwater
6316	jittery supercool weightlifter's deep six-shooter	0		Muscle: +15, Moxie Percent: +20
6317	flame-retardant boxer's sea chaps	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xBarrr"
6318	blurry gravedigger's extremely unsafe cool sea holster	0		Moxie: +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip
6319	modified diffused shavin' razor	0		Effect: "The Best a Pirate Can Get", Effect Duration: 19
6320	squat careful long-forgotten necklace	0		Monster Level: -10
6321	pearl	0		
6322	sea lace	0		
6323	inspector's Temple Grandin's jam band of the early riser	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Item Drop: +15, Adventures: +7
6324	fuchsia upside-down executive quilted baleful aquamariner's ring	0		Spell Damage: +25, Damage Absorption: +40, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip
6325	sharpshooter's aquamariner's necklace of the pedagogue of doom	0		Experience: +3, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
6326	blurry nasty coward's pearl diver's ring	0		Monster Level: -20, Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip
6327	blinking twirling medical-grade pearl diver's necklace of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
6328	sushi doily	0		
6329	blinking scimitar cozy	0		
6330	fish stick cozy	0		
6331	bazooka cozy	0		
6332	red wobbly family-friendly Newton's cozy scimitar of the early riser	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Adventures: +7, Breakable
6333	rosy-cheeked banded sinister Staff of the Cozy Fish	0		Spell Damage: +10, Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Breakable
6334	supercharged rosy-cheeked brainy cozy bazooka	0		Mysticality: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Breakable
6335	Usain Bolt's manspreader's sea mantle	0		Monster Level: +10, Initiative: +80
6336	Jim Carey's shellacked sea shawl	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Monster Level: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +150
6337	Oprah's sea cape of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Initiative: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +15
6338	saltwaterbed	0		
6339	savvy muddy pirate hat of the storm	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 31"
6340	prompt fireproof floral-print skirt	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 2xPotato, cap 15"
6341	jittery miser's nippy spectral axe	0		Cold Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +10
6342	electrified super-strong air freshener of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
6343	activated oxidized Mer-kin lipstick	0		Effect: "Experimental Effect G-9", Effect Duration: 14
6344	Mer-kin mouthsoap	0		
6345	vacuum-sealed pickled ionized upside-down Mer-kin strongjuice	0		Effect: "Balls of Ectoplasm", Effect Duration: 39
6346	huge Mer-kin fitbrine	0		
6347	Vulcanized concentrated pickled blinking Mer-kin ragejuice	0		Effect: "Okee-Dokee Go!", Effect Duration: 20
6348	yellow sage Mer-kin dragbelt	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience (Muscle): +20, Single Equip
6349	tumbling Mer-kin eyeglasses of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Experience (Mysticality): +20, Single Equip
6350	clever Mer-kin gutgirdle	0		Maximum MP: +20, Experience (Moxie): +20, Single Equip
6351	lion tamer's Mer-kin finpaddle	0		Experience (familiar): +2
6352	Mer-kin stopwatch of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Initiative: +50
6353	narrow green Mer-kin dreadscroll	0		
6354	super-pressed dry Mer-kin smartjuice	0		Effect: "Nature's Bounty", Effect Duration: 20
6355	dry ghostly Mer-kin cooljuice	0		Effect: "Boon of She-Who-Was", Effect Duration: 37
6356	skewed blinking Mer-kin worktea	0		
6357	Mer-kin knucklebone	0		
6358	blinking Mer-kin darkbook	0		Skill: "Deep Dark Visions"
6359	wool Mer-kin begsign	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +40
6360	Libram of Pulled Taffy	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-04", Skill: "Summon Taffy"
6361	polarized pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Little Mouse Skull Buddy", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2013-04"
6362	concentrated pulled indigo taffy	0		Effect: "Eyes All Black", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2013-04"
6363	moist altered non-moist ghostly pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Hiding in Plain Sight", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2013-04"
6364	non-chilled adjusted tumbling pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Uncaged Power", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2013-04"
6365	deionized pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Thick, Sick", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2013-04"
6366	nitrogenated dry pulled violet taffy	0		Effect: "Heavily Breathing", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2013-04"
6367	quadruple-chilled pulled taffy	0		Effect: "You Can Taste the Darkness", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2013-04"
6368	shaking Mer-kin hallpass	0		
6369	shaking shaking lump of clay	0		
6370	twisted piece of wire	0		
6371	drinkable enchanted weak squat can of the cheapest beer	2	good	Effect: "Quantum of Moxie", Effect Duration: 5
6372	mediocre jittery bottle of fruity &quot;wine&quot;	3	decent	
6373	lousy triple-distilled pulsating mirror single swig of vodka	8	decent	
6374	huge angry inch	0		
6375	huge shellacked testy toolbox	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Rollover Effect Duration: 11
6376	Jick-o-User	0		
6378	bouncing eraser nubbin	0		
6379	chlorine crystal	0		
6380	triple-adjusted spinning ph balancer	0		Effect: "Impregnably Delicious", Effect Duration: 44
6381	colloidal blinking mysterious chemical residue	0		Effect: "Fratty Flavor", Effect Duration: 38
6382	nugget of sodium	0		
6383	blurry skewed root beer	1	good	
6384	upside-down jigsaw blade	0		
6385	wood screw	0		
6386	blurry balsa plank	0		
6387	blurry blob of wood glue	0		
6388	envyfish egg	0		Last Available: "2013-04"
6389	electrified blurry Mer-kin rocksalt	0		Effect: "You're Rubber", Effect Duration: 55
6390	frozen Mer-kin saltmint	0		Effect: "Mushroom Melody", Effect Duration: 23
6391	polymerized Mer-kin saltsquid	0		Effect: "Bestial Sympathy", Effect Duration: 23
6392	asbestos-lined scale-mail underwear of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley"
6393	dry lime green comb jelly	0		Effect: "Tingly Wrists", Effect Duration: 49
6394	anemone sauce	0		
6395	inky squid sauce	0		
6396	Mer-kin weaksauce	0		
6397	mirror peanut sauce	0		
6398	spinning glass	0		
6399	quantum maroon Boss Drops	0		Effect: "Phairly Pheromonal", Effect Duration: 65
6400	Mer-kin lunchbox	0		
6401	wet vacuum-sealed shaking tear	0		Effect: "Hammered", Effect Duration: 63
6402	anodized jagged tooth	0		Effect: "Material Witness", Effect Duration: 51
6403	unsweetened energized jittery grisly shell fragment	0		Effect: "Bats in the Belfry", Effect Duration: 36
6404	deionized violent pastilles	0		Effect: "Phairly Pheromonal", Effect Duration: 31
6405	cold-filtered worst candy	0		Effect: "The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder", Effect Duration: 29
6406	tarnished warmed fudge-shaped hole in space-time	0		Effect: "Piratey Flavor", Effect Duration: 17
6407	squat tumbling arcane researcher's smartaleck's Pocket Square of Loathing of Flo-Jo	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Initiative: +100, Single Equip, Cloathing
6408	blurry corrupted stardust	0		
6409	blurry shaking Star Spawn	0		
6410	bow from beyond the stars	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6411	spinning KoLHS Pep Squad Box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-09"
6412	shaking skull	0		No Pull
6413	Order of the Green Thumb Order Form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-04"
6414	tumbling clutch of dodecapede eggs	0		
6415	normal diet shaking flavorless gruel	1	good	
6416	half-sized flavorless mana curds	2	decent	
6417	twist of lime	0		
6418	blurry pencil stub	0		
6419	unsweetened moth dust	0		Effect: "Salamander In Your Stomach", Effect Duration: 37
6420	altered anodized aerosolized narrow glob of spoiled mayo	0		Effect: "Slippery Tongue", Effect Duration: 40
6421	tonic djinn	0		
6422	small normal vampire chowder	2	good	
6423	Tales of Dread	0		Free Pull
6424	Dreadsylvanian skeleton key	0		
6425	bouncing lime green Official Seal of Dreadsylvania	0		
6426	snack-sized bland blurry Dreadsylvanian stew	2	decent	
6427	hand-crafted upside-down Dreadsylvanian	4	EPIC	
6428	irradiated Vulcanized ghostly Dreadsylvanian flask	0		Effect: "Penguinny Flavor", Effect Duration: 11
6429	anodized magnetized huge Dreadsylvanian flask	0		Effect: "Yeah, It's Just Gasoline", Effect Duration: 30
6430	bouncing electrified razor-sharp dreadful fedora	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Kruegerand Drop: 5, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xLep"
6431	ruddy dreadful sweater	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Kruegerand Drop: 5
6432	maroon smelly dreadful glove	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Kruegerand Drop: 5
6433	Freddy Kruegerand	0		
6434	upside-down Mark of the Bugbear	0		
6435	Mark of the Werewolf	0		
6436	shaking Mark of the Zombie	0		
6437	Mark of the Ghost	0		
6438	huge Mark of the Vampire	0		
6439	olive ghostly Mark of the Skeleton	0		
6440	vibrating savvy Covers-Your-Head of bravery	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xVolley"
6441	cyan flame-retardant Drapes-You-Regally of the bloodbag of the sweet-tooth	0		Maximum HP: +100, Hot Resistance: +1, Candy Drop: +100, Class: "Disco Bandit"
6442	maroon family-friendly greasy Warms-Your-Tush of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato"
6443	green zippy brainy Helps-You-Sleep	0		Mysticality: +5, Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Blind
6444	therapeutic shellacked Quiets-Your-Steps of doom	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
6445	mirror knitted nasty Protects-Your-Junk	0		Stench Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip
6446	tolerable special tumbling Gets-You-Drunk	4	good	Effect: "Sweet and Red", Effect Duration: 25
6447	Sherlock's asbestos-lined horrifying Great Wolf's headband	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley"
6448	purple reassuring resourceful Great Wolf's left paw of Leguizamo	0		Maximum MP: +50, Monster Level: +20, Spooky Resistance: +1, Class: "Seal Clubber", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Great Slash"
6449	teal lightning-fast frosty personal trainer's Great Wolf's right paw	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +40, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Great Slash"
6450	frightening Great Wolf's rocket launcher of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Rocket"
6451	ribald smooth Great Wolf's beastly trousers of the empath	0		Moxie: +15, Familiar Weight: +5, Sleaze Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1.5xWhelp"
6452	bouncing narrow Great Wolf's lice	0		
6453	nitrogenated galvanized Hunger&trade; Sauce	0		Effect: "Voracious Gorging", Effect Duration: 37
6454	fortified razor-sharp zombie mariachi hat of vim and vigor	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep"
6455	inspector's zombie accordion of Tarzan of the sweet-tooth	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Item Drop: +15, Candy Drop: +100, Class: "Accordion Thief", Single Equip, Song Duration: 20
6456	sinister zombie mariachi pants of the cougar of the brute	0		Moxie: +20, Muscle Percent: +30, Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy"
6457	inspector's auspicious HOA regulation book of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: 25
6458	red skewed Socratic HOA zombie eyes of the bloodbag of the detective	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum HP: +100, Item Drop: +20, Single Equip
6459	teal HOA citation pad	0		
6460	blurry wriggling severed nose	0		
6461	nosy nose ringy ring	0		Familiar Weight: +15
6462	flame-retardant frightening Temple Grandin's Mayor Ghost's toupee	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Spooky Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +1, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
6463	squat scandalous Fonzie's Mayor Ghost's cloak of the early riser	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Sleaze Damage: +5, Adventures: +7, Class: "Pastamancer"
6464	horrifying banded educational Mayor Ghost's khakis	0		Experience: +1, Damage Absorption: +100, Spooky Damage: +25, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, HP regen"
6465	scandalous stiffened Mayor Ghost's gavel of the blizzard	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Hammer Ghost"
6466	blue spinning foul-smelling stiffened Mayor Ghost's sash of doom	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Stench Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
6467	huge upside-down jittery Mayor Ghost's scissors	0		
6468	bland ghost pepper	3	decent	
6469	blinking yellow lightning-fast dangerous cool Thunkula's drinking cap	0		Moxie: +5, Weapon Damage: +10, Initiative: +40, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley"
6470	horrifying Drunkula's cape of dire peril of vim and vigor	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Spooky Damage: +25, Class: "Sauceror"
6471	huge perfumed Lo Pan's Drunkula's silky pants of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Stench Resistance: +5, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul"
6472	Drunkula's bell	0		
6473	tumbling greedy Samson's Drunkula's ring of haze of the blizzard	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +20, Avoid Attack: 1, Single Equip
6474	Samson's Drunkula's wineglass	0		Experience (Muscle): +5
6475	special perfectly mixed bottle of Bloodweiser	4	EPIC	Effect: "Amorous", Effect Duration: 30
6476	twirling lard-coated nasty supercharged Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy"
6477	upside-down frightening Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate of the scaredy-cat of terror	0		Monster Level: -15, Spooky Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
6478	stiffened Unkillable Skeleton's shinguards of incineration of Flo-Jo	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +100, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr"
6479	greasy sinister supercool Unkillable Skeleton's sawsword of the wise owl of the overflowing toilet of the boozehound	0		Mysticality: +20, Moxie Percent: +20, Spell Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Booze Drop: +100
6480	twirling flame-wreathed Tesla Unkillable Skeleton's shield	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Thorns: 1
6481	Herculean Unkillable Skeleton's restless leg of the boozehound	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Booze Drop: +100
6482	blurry flame-wreathed scorching Oprah's Staff of the Roaring Hearth	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Hot Damage: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +10
6483	Kool-Aid	1	good	
6484	dread tarragon	0		
6485	bone flour	0		
6486	dreadful roast	0		
6487	stinking agaricus	0		
6488	rotten snack-sized Dreadsylvanian shepherd's pie	2	crappy	
6489	music box parts	0		
6490	wobbly unwound mechanical songbird	0		
6491	tailfeathers	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6492	fuchsia twirling wax banana	0		
6493	tumbling complicated lock impression	0		
6494	replica key	0		
6495	zippy Dreadsylvania Auditor's badge	0		Initiative: +20, Kruegerand Drop: 5, Single Equip
6496	blood kiwi	0		
6497	eau de mort	0		
6498	delicious bloody kiwitini	3	awesome	
6499	moon-amber	0		
6500	blue polished moon-amber	0		
6501	banded padded moon-amber necklace of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Damage Absorption: 120, Single Equip
6502	Dreadsylvanian seed pod	0		
6503	ghost pencil	0		
6504	smelly stiffened dangerous hangman's hood	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Damage Reduction: 1, Stench Spell Damage: +10
6505	horrifying lion tamer's ring finger ring of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Experience (familiar): +2, Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip
6506	Dreadsylvanian clockwork key	0		
6507	cool iron ingot	0		
6508	spinning Jim Carey's padded cool iron helmet	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Monster Level: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
6509	smelly cool iron breastplate of doom	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
6510	padded cool iron greaves of Gandalf	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr"
6511	ribald sinister ghost shawl	0		Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10
6512	skull capacitor	0		
6513	twirling cool warm fur	0		Moxie: +5
6514	hale snowstick	0		Maximum HP: +20
6515	eerie fetish of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Single Equip
6516	weak drinkable stinkwater	2	good	
6517	blue skewed jittery bouncing dubious loincloth	0		Damage Aura: 1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1.5xVolley"
6518	bland accidental mutton	3	decent	
6519	deadly drafty drawers of vim and vigor	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley"
6520	careful dance instructor's wolfskull mask	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Monster Level: -10, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
6521	Van der Graaf guts necklace	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
6522	up-at-dawn personal trainer's groping claw	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Adventures: +5
6523	skewed blinking lion tamer's vengeful spirit	0		Experience (familiar): +2
6524	weightlifter's BOOtonniere	0		Muscle: +15, Single Equip
6525	cold-filtered ghost thread	0		Effect: "Ironclad", Effect Duration: 60
6526	miser's Fonzie's bag of unfinished business	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Meat Drop: +10
6527	Sherlock's transparent pants of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +25, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato"
6528	green knitted hothammer	0		Cold Resistance: +3
6529	aged irresponsibly strong squat Thriller Ice	8	awesome	
6530	skewed Newton's grandfather watch	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
6531	blue muddy skirt	0		Damage Aura: 1, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy"
6532	mirror greedy spyglass of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Meat Drop: +20
6533	vial of hot blood of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Single Equip
6534	shaking wobbly purple zippy remorseless knife	0		Initiative: +20
6535	upside-down resourceful intimidating coiffure	0		Maximum MP: +50, Familiar Effect: "hot afk, 1xPotato"
6536	shellacked banded cod cape	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Damage Reduction: 7
6537	stale low-calorie blood sausage	1	decent	
6538	razor-sharp supercool frying brainpan	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +25
6539	wobbly spinning ball and chain of extreme caution of the overflowing toilet	0		Monster Level: -25, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
6540	skewed crafty dry bone	0		Maximum MP: +10
6541	gravedigger's tailbone shield	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Thorns: 1
6542	tonguebone of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
6543	shaking pogo stick of the bloodbag of Calamity Jane	0		Maximum HP: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Single Equip
6545	twirling Oprah's banded stylish weedy skirt	0		Moxie: +25, Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
6546	rosewater-soaked pants of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk"
6547	twirling Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	0		
6548	jittery blinking cooling iron helmet	0		
6549	cooling iron breastplate	0		
6550	cooling iron greaves	0		
6551	spinning hot cluster	0		
6552	cluster	0		
6553	spinning cluster	0		
6554	stench cluster	0		
6555	narrow sleaze cluster	0		
6556	modified huge phial of hotness	0		Effect: "Vinegavotte", Effect Duration: 17
6557	deionized skewed tumbling phial of coldness	0		Effect: "Full of Vinegar", Effect Duration: 55
6558	magnetized Vulcanized polymerized phial of spookiness	0		Effect: "Liquid Luck", Effect Duration: 46
6559	double-oxidized pickled yellow phial of stench	0		Effect: "One Very Clear Eye", Effect Duration: 65
6560	vacuum-sealed modified twirling phial of sleaziness	0		Effect: "Celestial Vision", Effect Duration: 51
6561	adventurer clone egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-06"
6562	mini-Mr. Accessory	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6563	beefcake's hand of Mr. Cards	0		Muscle: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw a Mr. Card"
6564	special normal tumbling Dreadsylvanian hot pocket	4	good	Effect: "Slightly Larger Than Usual", Effect Duration: 40
6565	big stale upside-down Dreadsylvanian pocket	5	decent	
6566	small normal shaking Dreadsylvanian pocket	2	good	
6567	rotten snack-sized wobbly Dreadsylvanian stink pocket	2	crappy	
6568	decent Dreadsylvanian sleaze pocket	4	good	
6569	practically non-alcoholic drinkable Dreadsylvanian hot toddy	1	good	
6570	weak acceptable Dreadsylvanian cold-fashioned	2	good	
6571	fancy mediocre Dreadsylvanian grimlet	4	decent	Effect: "Turn On, Tune In, Play Ball!", Effect Duration: 25
6572	drinkable weak Dreadsylvanian dank and stormy	2	good	
6573	artisanal gray Dreadsylvanian slithery nipple	3	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
6574	hot clusterbomb	0		
6575	clusterbomb	0		
6576	clusterbomb	0		
6577	stench clusterbomb	0		
6578	shaking huge sleaze clusterbomb	0		
6579	teal Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	0		
6580	blinking length of fuse	0		
6581	dreadful box	0		
6582	bouncing Clan hot dog stand	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-07"
6583	vicious spiked collar	0		Familiar Damage: +20
6584	spinning supercool hot dog wrapper	0		Moxie Percent: +20
6585	Usain Bolt's debonair deboner of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Initiative: +80
6586	modified tumbling chicle de salchicha	0		Effect: "Al Dente Inferno", Effect Duration: 12
6587	blurry green jar of frostigkraut of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Damage Aura: 1
6588	smartaleck's weightlifter's gnawed-up dog bone	0		Muscle: +15, Moxie Percent: +30
6589	shellacked Grey Guanon	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Damage Aura: 1
6590	maroon manspreader's supercool Engorged Sausages and You of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Moxie Percent: +20, Monster Level: +10
6591	perfectly mixed practically non-alcoholic dream of a dog	1	super ultra mega EPIC	
6592	flame-retardant stiffened optimal spreadsheet of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Damage Reduction: 1, Hot Resistance: +1
6593	defective Game Grid token	0		
6594	hot Dreadsylvanian cocoa	0		
6595	compressed gray epic cluster	1	EPIC	
6596	cyan clockwork egg	0		
6597	clockwork birdhouse	0		
6598	cyan clockwork disc	0		
6599	clockwork hand	0		
6600	clockwork hand	0		
6601	jittery huge clockwork numeral I	0		
6602	clockwork numeral II	0		
6603	olive clockwork numeral III	0		
6604	clockwork numeral IV	0		
6605	jittery clockwork numeral V	0		
6606	yellow clockwork numeral VI	0		
6607	clockwork numeral VII	0		
6608	purple clockwork numeral VIII	0		
6609	clockwork numeral IX	0		
6610	blurry clockwork numeral X	0		
6611	skewed clockwork numeral XI	0		
6612	clockwork numeral XII	0		
6613	clockwork cuckoo	0		
6614	cuckoo clock	0		
6615	drinkable practically non-alcoholic squat upside-down Cold One	1	???	
6616	flavorless spaghetti breakfast	3	???	
6617	over-the-shoulder Folder Holder	0		Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2013-08", Softcore Only: [1-path(KOLHS)]
6618	folder (red)	0		Muscle: +20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6619	olive folder (blue)	0		Mysticality: +20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6620	folder (green)	0		Moxie: +20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6621	folder (magenta)	0		Muscle: +15, Mysticality: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6622	folder (cyan)	0		Mysticality: +15, Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6623	shaking folder (yellow)	0		Muscle: +15, Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6624	skewed folder (smiley face)	0		Experience (Muscle): +2, Last Available: "2013-08"
6625	folder (wizard)	0		Experience (Mysticality): +2, Last Available: "2013-08"
6626	huge folder (space skeleton)	0		Experience (Moxie): +2, Last Available: "2013-08"
6627	folder (D-Team)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6628	folder (Ex-Files)	0		Combat Rate: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6629	folder (skull and crossbones)	0		Combat Rate: -5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6630	folder (Knight Writer)	0		Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2013-08"
6631	tumbling purple folder (Jackass Plumber)	0		Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2013-08"
6632	folder (holographic fractal)	0		All Resistance: +4, Last Available: "2013-08"
6633	folder (barbarian)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6634	jittery folder (rainbow unicorn)	0		Last Available: "2013-08", Thorns: 5
6635	folder (Seawolf)	0		Better Diver: +10, Last Available: "2013-08"
6636	folder (dancing dolphins)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6637	folder (catfish)	0		Familiar Weight: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6638	shaking folder (tranquil landscape)	0		Damage Reduction: 15, HP / MP Regen Min: 10, HP / MP Regen Max: 20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6639	mirror folder (owl)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6640	folder (Stinky Trash Kid)	0		Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2013-08"
6641	bouncing folder (sports car)	0		Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6642	folder (sportsballs)	0		PvP Fights: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6643	folder (heavy metal)	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6644	folder (Yedi)	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2013-08"
6645	folder (KOLHS)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6648	studded slide rule of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Damage Absorption: +80
6649	dry olive Ogres and Oubliettes&trade; module	0		Effect: "Insulated Trousers", Effect Duration: 62
6650	Mountain Stream Code Black Alert	0		
6651	pulsating twisted-up wet towel	0		
6652	delicious stepmom's booze	4	awesome	
6653	surgical tape	0		
6654	huge Fonzie's band T-shirt	0		Experience (Moxie): +1
6655	tolerable watered-down fountain 'soda'	2	good	
6656	illegal firecracker	0		
6657	lard-coated frosty pickelhaube	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 18"
6658	flattened hair oil	0		Effect: "Blackberry Politeness", Effect Duration: 40
6659	modified scrap	0		Effect: "Spirit of Alph", Effect Duration: 17
6660	school spirit socket set	0		
6661	suspension bridge	0		
6662	avaricious fireproof chaotic Staff of the Lunch Lady of mayonnaise	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Hot Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +30
6663	universal key	0		
6664	world's most dangerous birdhouse	0		
6665	miser's family-friendly deathchucks	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +10
6666	eraser	0		
6667	squat green quasireligious sculpture	0		
6668	blinking red Faraday cage	0		
6669	modeling claymore	0		
6670	clay homunculus	0		
6671	magnetized sodium pentasomething	0		Effect: "Full of Wist", Effect Duration: 33
6672	grains of salt	0		
6673	blurry yellowcake bomb	0		
6674	gray stinkbomb	0		
6675	warmed superwater	0		Effect: "Speed of the Internet", Effect Duration: 42
6676	Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	0		
6677	crude monster sculpture	0		
6678	bouncing Yearbook Club Camera of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blinding Flash"
6679	red skewed healthy machete	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20
6680	artisanal Cursed Punch	3	EPIC	
6681	tolerable special Bowl of Scorpions	4	good	Effect: "Cool, Catlike", Effect Duration: 30
6682	hand-crafted weak Fog Murderer	2	super EPIC	
6683	book of matches	0		
6684	deadly surgical mask	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Surgeonosity: +1
6685	shaking boxer's head mirror	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Surgeonosity: +1
6686	blinking lion tamer's half-size scalpel	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Surgeonosity: +1
6687	wicked surgical apron	0		Spell Damage: +5, Surgeonosity: +1
6688	upside-down wool bloodied surgical dungarees	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Surgeonosity: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 38"
6689	McClusky file (page 1)	0		
6690	narrow McClusky file (page 2)	0		
6691	McClusky file (page 3)	0		
6692	upside-down McClusky file (page 4)	0		
6693	McClusky file (page 5)	0		
6694	boring binder clip	0		
6695	skewed McClusky file (complete)	0		
6696	bowling ball	0		
6697	blurry moss-covered stone sphere	0		
6698	wobbly dripping stone sphere	0		
6699	upside-down crackling stone sphere	0		
6700	scorched stone sphere	0		
6701	red stone triangle	0		
6702	spinning huge bowler	0		Damage Aura: 1
6703	imitation White Russian	1	decent	
6704	tumbling tumbling rosewater-soaked short-handled mop of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +3
6705	rotten gigantic jungle floor wax	10	crappy	
6706	skewed smirking shrunken head	0		Damage Aura: 1
6707	warmed colorful toad	0		Effect: "Minerva's Zen", Effect Duration: 27
6708	crude voodoo doll	0		
6709	attorney's badge	0		Single Equip
6710	blurry greasy sage pygmy briefs	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 41"
6711	wobbly short writ of habeas corpus	0		
6712	cyan bone abacus	0		
6713	maroon adder	0		
6714	short calculator	0		
6715	supercharged fortified sphygmomanometer	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum MP Percent: +30
6716	enhanced upside-down bag of pygmy blood	0		Effect: "Gummibrain", Effect Duration: 62
6717	tongue depressor	0		
6718	rosewater-soaked razor-sharp compression stocking	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Stench Resistance: +3
6719	ribald lion tamer's midriff scrubs	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Sleaze Damage: +10
6720	electrified pill cup	0		Effect: "Crimbo Nostalgia", Effect Duration: 28
6721	shaking water bottle of the wise owl of Gandalf of extreme caution	0		Mysticality: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Monster Level: -25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 40"
6722	wet adjusted green pygmy phone number	0		Effect: "Hot Hands", Effect Duration: 43
6723	wobbly Boozehounds Anonymous token	0		
6724	bland miniature exotic jungle fruit	2	decent	
6725	narrow Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip	0		
6726	skewed dude ranch souvenir crate	0		
6727	pulsating tropical island souvenir crate	0		
6728	upside-down ski resort souvenir crate	0		
6729	UV-resistant compass	0		
6730	jittery funky junk key	0		
6731	Worse Homes and Gardens	0		
6732	claw-foot bathtub	0		
6733	clothesline pole	0		
6734	cigar sign	0		
6735	junk junk	0		
6736	Junk-Bond	0		
6737	tangle of copper wire	0		
6738	jittery jagged scrap	0		
6739	Vulcanized denatured bent scrap	0		Effect: "Heal Thy Nanoself", Effect Duration: 67
6740	cyan jittery molten scrap	0		
6741	gray eternal car battery	0		
6742	skewed coward's junk band	0		Monster Level: -20
6743	arcane researcher's junk trunks	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Familiar Effect: "cap 15"
6744	bouncing junk-mail shirt of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20
6745	rotten junk food	3	crappy	
6746	tolerable junk yard	4	good	
6747	squat sharpshooter's smooth swordzall	0		Moxie: +15, Critical Hit Percent: +10
6748	crafty arm buzzer	0		Maximum MP: +10
6749	prompt boilgun of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Adventures: +3
6750	huge Gordon Beer's Beer Garden Catalog	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6751	packet of beer seeds	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6752	handful of barley	0		
6753	cluster of hops	0		
6754	upside-down beer bottle	0		
6755	beer label	0		
6756	artisanal homebrew sampler	0		
6757	irresponsibly strong lousy can of Br&uuml;talbr&auml;u	6	decent	Last Available: "2013-09"
6758	fancy delicious watered-down can of Drooling Monk	2	awesome	Effect: "Frostbeard", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2013-09"
6759	aged weak can of Impetuous Scofflaw	2	awesome	Last Available: "2013-09"
6760	tolerable blinking ghostly bottle of Old Pugilist	4	good	Last Available: "2013-09"
6761	smooth bottle of Professor Beer	3	awesome	Last Available: "2013-09"
6762	strong artisanal bottle of Rapier Witbier	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-09"
6763	practically non-alcoholic tolerable bouncing bottle of Race Car Red	1	good	Last Available: "2013-09"
6764	hand-crafted boozy blurry bottle of Greedy Dog	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-09"
6765	enchanted hand-crafted skewed bottle of Lambada Lambic	4	EPIC	Effect: "Oth-Jeal-O", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2013-09"
6766	tin beer can	0		
6767	artisanal homebrew gift package	0		
6768	liquid bread	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-09"
6769	personal trainer's Newton's tin tam of the early riser	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "MP regen, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-09"
6770	deionized tin cup	0		Effect: "Muddled", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2013-09"
6771	lightning-fast razor-sharp tin foil of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2013-09"
6772	ruddy beefcake's tin drum of Tarzan	0		Muscle: +25, Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2013-09"
6773	jittery tin roof (rusted)	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6774	skewed teal tin snips	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6775	tin lizzie	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6776	alkaline alkaline electrified foetid seal tear	0		Effect: "Liquid Luck", Effect Duration: 18
6777	cold-filtered triple-irradiated blurry cyan seal sweat	0		Effect: "items.enh", Effect Duration: 13
6778	super-tarnished boiling seal blood	0		Effect: "Disco Neuropathy", Effect Duration: 27
6779	mirror crystalline seal eye	0		Single Equip
6780	flame-wreathed extremely unsafe studded sealhide shield	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Hot Spell Damage: +10
6781	mansplainer's therapeutic scabrous seal epaulets	0		Monster Level: +15, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
6782	abyssal battle plans	0		
6783	studded seal medal of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Damage Absorption: +80, Item Drop: +5
6784	tumbling tumbling deanimated reanimator's coffin	0		Free Pull
6785	flask of embalming fluid	0		
6788	blank diary	0		
6789	boot knife	0		
6790	broken beer bottle	0		
6791	sharpened spoon	0		
6792	yellow candy knife	0		
6793	soap knife	0		
6795	diffused ghostly disco horoscope (Aquarius)	0		Effect: "Dances with Tweedles", Effect Duration: 18
6796	galvanized irradiated upside-down spinning disco horoscope (Pisces)	0		Effect: "Hyperoxygenated Blood", Effect Duration: 50
6797	activated activated quantum mirror disco horoscope (Aries)	0		Effect: "Shawarma Warm War", Effect Duration: 42
6798	nitrogenated dry jittery disco horoscope (Taurus)	0		Effect: "Cancer Rising", Effect Duration: 12
6799	liquefied cold-filtered mirror disco horoscope (Gemini)	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Frozen Tortellini", Effect Duration: 59
6800	liquefied aerosolized shaking disco horoscope (Cancer)	0		Effect: "Tearful, Fearful", Effect Duration: 11
6801	super-irradiated polymerized aerosolized gray disco horoscope (Leo)	0		Effect: "Flagrantly Fragrant", Effect Duration: 19
6802	galvanized ionized polarized disco horoscope (Virgo)	0		Effect: "Ancestral Disapproval", Effect Duration: 40
6803	magnetized irradiated disco horoscope (Libra)	0		Effect: "Pwnd", Effect Duration: 52
6804	wet disco horoscope (Scorpio)	0		Effect: "Elvish", Effect Duration: 69
6805	flattened moist huge disco horoscope (Sagittarius)	0		Effect: "Night of the Nachos", Effect Duration: 29
6806	warmed maroon disco horoscope (Capricorn)	0		Effect: "Stinking Cloud", Effect Duration: 56
6807	lime green reassuring ruddy The Sagittarian's leisure pants	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Spooky Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 18"
6808	toy accordion	0		Song Duration: 5
6809	cyan accordion	0		Song Duration: 10
6810	horrifying beer-battered accordion	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 6
6811	bouncing huge knitted baritone accordion	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 7
6812	squat vibrating mama's squeezebox	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 8
6813	jittery miser's guancertina	0		Meat Drop: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 9
6814	tumbling blue scandalous accordion file	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10
6815	wholesome accord ion	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10
6816	bone bandoneon of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 11
6817	squat squat double-paned pentatonic accordion	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 12
6818	frosty non-Euclidean non-accordion	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15
6819	brainy Accordion of Jordion of extreme caution	0		Mysticality: +5, Monster Level: -25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 14
6820	curative autocalliope	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15
6821	mirror accordionoid rocca of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 18
6822	squat clever pygmy concertinette	0		Maximum MP: +20, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 17
6823	censurious sizzling ghost accordion	0		Hot Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 16
6824	lime green Tesla peace accordion	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 19
6825	upside-down Rosewater's alarm accordion of the sweet-tooth	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Candy Drop: +100, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 20
6826	upside-down Usain Bolt's Da Vinci's All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig of Gandalf	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 13"
6827	maroon Jack Frost's dance instructor's KoL Con X Treasure Map	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Cold Spell Damage: +50
6828	perfectly mixed skewed discocktail	3	EPIC	
6829	squat lion tamer's KoL Con X Bingo Card	0		Experience (familiar): +2
6830	stylish Temporal Tempera Tube	0		Moxie: +25
6831	polarized Tallowcreme Halloween Pumpkin	0		Effect: "Employee of the Month", Effect Duration: 37
6832	Way More Tears&trade; pepper spray	0		
6833	frozen double-improved blinking Milk Studs	0		Effect: "Deadly Lampblade", Effect Duration: 12
6834	flattened modified squat box of Dweebs	0		Effect: "Shot in the Arse", Effect Duration: 25
6835	ionized oxidized alkaline bag of W&Ws	0		Effect: "Petit Force", Effect Duration: 63
6836	oxidized nitrogenated spinning PEEZ dispenser	0		Effect: "Heart of Green", Effect Duration: 57
6837	oxidized pulsating tumbling Swizzler	0		Effect: "Fungal Flamb&eacute;", Effect Duration: 39
6838	nitrogenated non-aerosolized super-denatured Bugbearclaw Donut	0		Effect: "Ogred and Oublietted", Effect Duration: 43
6839	warmed jam	0		Effect: "init.enh", Effect Duration: 18
6840	tarnished electrified Whenchamacallit bar	0		Effect: "Slimy Hands", Effect Duration: 55
6841	colloidal non-unsweetened 8-bit banana	0		Effect: "You're Not Cooking", Effect Duration: 15
6842	quantum liquefied vial of blood simple syrup	0		Effect: "Covetous Robbery", Effect Duration: 23
6843	moist tumbling bone bons	0		Effect: "Fudgehound", Effect Duration: 28
6844	Vulcanized blurry ironic mint	0		Effect: "Human-Slime Hybrid", Effect Duration: 68
6845	yellow unused walkie-talkie	0		Free Pull
6846	fuchsia walkie-talkie	0		Free Pull
6847	bouncing killing jar	0		
6848	blurry upside-down baleful security flashlight	0		Spell Damage: +25
6849	polymerized Effermint&trade; tablets	0		Effect: "Cat Class, Cat Style", Effect Duration: 26
6850	Van der Graaf medical-grade grievous sturdy cane	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
6851	mirror huge bowl of candy	0		
6852	Ultra Mega Sour Ball	0		
6853	carton of rotten eggs	0		
6854	narrow shaking desert sightseeing pamphlet	0		
6855	blurry a suspicious address	0		
6856	MacGyver's Bal-musette accordion	0		Maximum MP: +100, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6857	wizardly Cajun accordion	0		Mysticality: +25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6858	narrow careful quirky accordion	0		Monster Level: -10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6859	huge Skipper's accordion of the ox of the early riser	0		Muscle: +20, Adventures: +7, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6860	jittery gravedigger's stiffened boxer's beefy Pantsgiving	0		Muscle: +10, Muscle Percent: +10, Damage Reduction: 1, Spooky Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Bonus Resting HP: [5*F], Bonus Resting MP: [5*F], Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Talk About Politics", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Pocket Crumbs", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Air Dirty Laundry", Drops Items, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-11", Variable
6861	spoiled can of sardines	3	crappy	Last Available: "2013-11"
6862	tiny spoiled mirror high-calorie sugar substitute	1	crappy	Last Available: "2013-11"
6863	normal pat of butter	3	good	Last Available: "2013-11"
6864	decent diet wobbly dinner roll	1	good	Last Available: "2013-11"
6865	miniature spoiled mashed potatoes	2	crappy	Last Available: "2013-11"
6866	delicious green whole turkey leg	4	awesome	Last Available: "2013-11"
6867	snack-sized stale skewed mirror deviled egg	2	decent	Last Available: "2013-11"
6868	double-boiled frozen finger exerciser	0		Effect: "Amorous", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2013-11"
6869	pressed warmed teal pulsating dented spoon	0		Effect: "White-boy Angst", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2013-11"
6870	tarnished diffused huge love note	0		Effect: "Flamibili Tea", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2013-11"
6871	school beer pull tab	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6872	corrupted upside-down nail file	0		Effect: "Grrrrrrreat!", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2013-11"
6873	Vulcanized cold-filtered ghostly candy wrapper	0		Effect: "Celestial Vision", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2013-11"
6874	mirror gym membership card	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6875	pressed wobbly twirling post-holiday sale coupon	0		Effect: "Very Clean Guns", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2013-11"
6876	pulsating dry cleaning receipt	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6877	pocket lint (blue)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6878	pocket lint (green)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6879	twirling pocket lint (white)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6880	pocket lint (orange)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6881	shaking spinning Tesla bowl of petunias of the blizzard of the sweet-tooth of the cheetah	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Candy Drop: +100, Initiative: +60, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2013-11"
6882	prompt Usain Bolt's crafty grievous power sock	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum MP: +10, Initiative: +80, Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-11"
6883	gray nippy careful wholesome wool sock	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Monster Level: -10, Cold Damage: +10, Item Drop: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-11"
6884	purple twirling shaking lard-coated Van der Graaf cool moustache sock of the boozehound	0		Moxie: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Booze Drop: +100, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-11"
6885	adjusted Vulcanized pressed cyan spirit gum	0		Effect: "Poker Faced", Effect Duration: 38
6886	spirit pillow	0		
6887	wobbly spirit sheet	0		
6888	spirit mattress	0		
6889	spirit blanket	0		
6890	narrow spirit bed	0		
6891	Oprah's studded spirit bell of the detective	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Item Drop: +20, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
6892	ionized pickled huge blinking spoonful of Linguine-Os	0		Effect: "Human-Demon Hybrid", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2013-11"
6893	deionized pickled activated narrow blinking freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini	0		Effect: "[800]Chocolate Reign", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2013-11"
6894	chilled adjusted blob of Alphredo&trade;	0		Effect: "Macho, Macho Dog", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2013-11"
6895	dry narrow handful of crafty noodles	0		Effect: "Mint-Condition Breath", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2013-11"
6896	quantum tangled mass of pasta	0		Effect: "Greasy Visage", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2013-11"
6897	adjusted upside-down upside-down Can of Spaghetto	0		Effect: "Deadly Flashing Blade", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2013-11"
6898	twirling Chef Boy, R&D's business card	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6899	Thwaitgold ant statuette	0		
6900	bouncing experimental carbon fiber pasta additive	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Last Available: "2013-11"
6901	hazardous sauce dosimeter	0		Class: "Sauceror", Last Available: "2013-11"
6902	Samson's savvy flask flops	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience (Muscle): +5, Single Equip
6903	extra-enhanced diffused nuts	0		Effect: "Berry Elemental", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2013-12"
6904	polymerized Vulcanized blurry bolts	0		Effect: "Heart of White", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2013-12"
6905	toothsome red gingerbread robot	3	awesome	Last Available: "2013-12"
6906	thick adequate tumbling petit 4.1	5	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
6907	moldy squat nut-shaped Crimbo cookie	4	crappy	Last Available: "2023-06"
6908	plastic GORM-8 of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
6909	wobbly miser's plastic warbear	0		Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6910	razor-sharp plastic Toybot	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6911	shaking plastic warbear fortress of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6912	fortified plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. of the early riser	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2013-12"
6913	warbear whosit	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6914	skewed warbear hoverbelt piecepart	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6915	narrow wobbly supercharged Fonzie's Herculean warbear hoverbelt	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6916	fuchsia warbear battery	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6917	spinning warbear badge	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6918	diffused huge bouncing warbear wardance potion	0		Effect: "Cat-Alyzed", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2013-12"
6919	concentrated ionized pulsating warbear bearserker potion	0		Effect: "Black Eyes", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2013-12"
6920	ionized squat warbear liquid overcoat	0		Effect: "Mad at Science", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2013-12"
6921	normal warbear feasting bread	3	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
6922	bland warbear warrior bread	4	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
6923	bland tiny warbear thermoregulator bread	1	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
6924	mediocre warbear feasting mead	3	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
6925	acceptable jittery warbear bearserker mead	4	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
6926	tolerable warbear blizzard mead	3	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
6927	warbear helm fragment	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6928	blinking smelly energetic strapping warbear plain fedora	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6929	sizzling warbear feathered fedora	0		Hot Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6930	blinking dance instructor's experienced warbear fedora of the detective	0		Experience: +2, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep", Last Available: "2013-12"
6931	reassuring resourceful forbidden warbear plain helm	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum MP: +50, Spooky Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6932	wobbly nasty warbear spiked helm	0		Stench Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6933	Jim Carey's vibrating warbear electro-spiked helm of incineration	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Monster Level: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy", Last Available: "2013-12"
6934	censurious warbear plain ushanka of incineration of the overflowing toilet	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6935	curative warbear lined ushanka	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6936	aromatic MacGyver's studded warbear heated ushanka	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum MP: +100, Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xatk, 1xLep", Last Available: "2013-12"
6937	warbear trouser fragment	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6938	flame-retardant dog trainer's sharpshooter's warbear party pants	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Hot Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6939	tumbling educational warbear ceremonial party pants	0		Experience: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6940	jittery mansplainer's Tesla supercharged warbear high festival pants	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Monster Level: +15, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul", Last Available: "2013-12"
6941	nasty warbear battle greaves of Gandalf of the overflowing toilet	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
6942	groovy warbear officer greaves	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6943	rosewater-soaked warbear bearserker greaves of the wise owl of Calamity Jane	0		Mysticality: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr", Last Available: "2013-12"
6944	Annie Oakley's Newton's warbear johns of the overflowing toilet	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6945	tumbling family-friendly warbear fleece-lined johns	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6946	miser's Temple Grandin's experienced warbear johns	0		Experience: +2, Familiar Weight: +7, Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2013-12"
6947	ghostly warbear accoutrements chunk	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6948	teal horrifying wholesome warbear goggles of incineration	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6949	supercool warbear snowblindness goggles	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6950	huge wicked savvy warbear polarized goggles of the sweet-tooth	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Spell Damage: +5, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6951	twirling Tesla supercool warbear laser bowtie of the sewer	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6952	warbear plasma bowtie of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6953	lard-coated manspreader's warbear nuclear bowtie of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Monster Level: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6954	curative stiffened Newton's warbear warscarf	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Damage Reduction: 1, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6955	yellow chilly warbear fleece-lined warscarf	0		Cold Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6956	lard-coated warbear warscarf of Calamity Jane of the sewer	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Stench Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6957	warbear requisition box	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6958	warbear exo-arm	0		Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6959	tumbling nasty warbear foil hat	0		Stench Damage: +5, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
6960	huge warbear energy bracers	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6961	rosewater-soaked steel-toed warbear oil pan	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Stench Resistance: +3, Class: "Sauceror", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spray Hot Grease", Last Available: "2013-12"
6962	shaking warbear laser beacon	0		Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6963	veiny warbear exhaust manifold	0		Maximum HP: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6964	jittery warbear jackhammer drill press	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6965	warbear auto-anvil	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6966	warbear induction oven	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6967	warbear chemistry lab	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6968	warbear officer requisition box	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6969	warbear empathy chip	0		Skill: "Psychokinetic Hug", Last Available: "2013-12"
6970	shaking yellow warbear drone assembler	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6971	warbear breakfast machine assembler	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6972	blind-packed die-cast toy	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6973	blinking die-cast Bashful the Reindeer of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6974	double-paned die-cast Doc the Reindeer	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6975	greedy die-cast Dopey the Reindeer	0		Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6976	die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6977	jittery blurry die-cast Happy the Reindeer of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6978	die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2013-12"
6979	jittery wobbly friendly die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
6980	die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6981	die-cast factory worker elf of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6982	narrow rosewater-soaked die-cast gift-wrapping elf	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
6983	ghostly rock-hard die-cast middle-management elf	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6984	tumbling die-cast pencil-pusher elf of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2013-12"
6985	ghostly Temple Grandin's die-cast stocking-stuffer elf	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2013-12"
6986	blue die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2013-12"
6987	die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6988	dog trainer's hardy die-cast death ray in a pear tree	0		Maximum HP: +50, Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2013-12"
6989	beefcake's die-cast turtle mech	0		Muscle: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6990	die-cast Swiss hen of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2013-12"
6991	bouncing asbestos-lined die-cast killing bird	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6992	cool die-cast ring	0		Moxie: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6993	upside-down asbestos-lined die-cast goose a-laying	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6994	die-cast swarm a-swarming of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6995	bouncing Da Vinci's die-cast blade a-spinning	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6996	electrified die-cast arc-welding Elfborg	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6997	Sherlock's die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg	0		Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6998	double-paned toasty die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg	0		Hot Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6999	bouncing wicked die-cast Father Crimborg of the bloodbag	0		Spell Damage: +5, Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2013-12"
7000	Annie Oakley's stiffened die-cast Don Crimbo	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
7001	twirling miser's die-cast Uncle Hobo of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
7002	tumbling wool die-cast Father Crimbo of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2013-12"
7003	The Smith's Tome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12", Skill: "Summon Smithsness"
7004	improved Flaskfull of Hollow	0		Effect: "Uncucumbered", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2013-12"
7005	lump of Brituminous coal	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7006	dried handful of Smithereens	1	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
7007	immense spoiled spinning ghostly huge Every Day is Like This Sundae	6	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
7008	normal small Miserable Pie	2	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
7009	spoiled gigantic red This Charming Flan	9	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
7010	acceptable Irish Coffee, English Heart	3	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
7011	aged Strikes Again Bigmouth	4	awesome	Last Available: "2013-12"
7012	mediocre Paint A Vulgar Pitcher	3	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
7013	blue Golden Light	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7014	Louder Than Bomb	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7015	Handsome Devil	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7016	lime green therapeutic fortified Work is a Four Letter Sword of chilblains of the sweet-tooth	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Cold Damage: +25, Candy Drop: +100, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2013-12"
7017	flame-retardant chilly Da Vinci's Socratic Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals	0		Experience (Mysticality): 6, Cold Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2013-12"
7018	wholesome studded Sheila Take a Crossbow of the storm of Gandalf	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
7019	teal Lo Pan's chaotic crafty savvy A Light that Never Goes Out	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +10, Spell Critical Percent: 40, Last Available: "2013-12"
7020	Sherlock's censurious foul-smelling Half a Purse of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
7021	shaking reassuring asbestos-lined mansplainer's Hairpiece On Fire of the empath	0		Monster Level: +15, Familiar Weight: +5, Hot Resistance: +5, Spooky Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7022	mirror frosty wholesome forbidden Vicar's Tutu of the boozehound	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Booze Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1.2xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7023	upside-down Hand in Glove of the pedagogue of the scaredy-cat of the sweet-tooth	0		Experience: +3, Monster Level: -15, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2013-12"
7024	teal greedy asbestos-lined Meat Tenderizer is Murder of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Hot Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +20, Class: "Seal Clubber", Last Available: "2013-12"
7025	veiny ruddy brainy Ouija Board, Ouija Board	0		Mysticality: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Maximum HP: +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Last Available: "2013-12"
7026	horrifying weightlifter's Hand that Rocks the Ladle of the empath	0		Muscle: +15, Familiar Weight: +5, Spooky Damage: +25, Class: "Pastamancer", Last Available: "2013-12"
7027	tumbling lion tamer's ruddy studded Saucepanic	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Experience (familiar): +2, Class: "Sauceror", Last Available: "2013-12"
7028	upside-down dance instructor's Samson's Frankly Mr. Shank of Gandalf	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Class: "Disco Bandit", Last Available: "2013-12"
7029	ghostly Usain Bolt's stiffened Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion of courage	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Spooky Resistance: +3, Initiative: +80, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15, Last Available: "2013-12"
7030	toasty third-hand lantern	0		Hot Damage: +5
7031	shaking loose purse strings	0		
7032	big bland pickled egg	5	decent	
7033	cup of lukewarm tea	1	good	
7034	warbear soda machine assembler	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7035	warbear box	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7036	jittery warbear high-efficiency still	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7037	skewed warbear LP-ROM burner	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7038	skewed narrow warbear gyrocopter	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7039	oxidized Vulcanized mirror warbear robo-camouflage unit	0		Effect: "Tiki Thoughtfulness", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2013-12"
7040	warbear beeping telegram	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7041	warbear procedural hilarity drone	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12"
7042	warbear metalworking primer	0		Skill: "Shrap", Last Available: "2013-12"
7043	teal warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7044	polarized glass slipper	0		Effect: "New and Improved", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2014-12"
7045	denatured upside-down antimatter wad	1	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
7046	pickled warbear superpotion	0		Effect: "Chorale of Companionship", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2013-12"
7047	triple-wet warbear liquid lasers	0		Effect: "Comprehensively Nourished", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2013-12"
7048	quadruple-energized pickled warbear rejuvenation potion	0		Effect: "Impregnabili Tea", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2013-12"
7049	jittery broken warbear gyrocopter	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7050	delicious snack-sized warbear gyro	2	awesome	Last Available: "2013-12"
7051	activated recording of Rolando's Rondo of Resisto	0		Effect: "Trivia Master", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2013-12"
7052	shaking narrow warbear metalworking primer (used)	0		Skill: "Shrap", Last Available: "2013-12"
7053	fuchsia warbear empathy chip (used)	0		Skill: "Psychokinetic Hug", Last Available: "2013-12"
7054	warbear drone codes	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7055	immense stale breakfast mess	9	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
7056	warbear breakfast machine	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7057	flavorless breakfast miracle	3	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
7058	extra-polymerized Cloaca Cola Polar	0		Effect: "Spookyravin'", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2013-12"
7059	red warbear soda machine	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7060	festive warbear bank	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7061	grimstone mask	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7062	praying Grim Brother	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
7063	Grim Brothers' story book	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7064	hibernating Grimstone Golem	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
7065	modified grim fairy tale	1	good	Effect: "Flamb&eacute;-a-thon", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2014-12"
7066	red tumbling grimstone galoshes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7067	pickled electrified blue single of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	0		Effect: "Radium Radicality", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2010-02"
7068	enhanced single of Donho's Bubbly Ballad	0		Effect: "Industrial Strength Starch", Effect Duration: 37
7069	Discontent&trade; Winter Garden Catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-01"
7070	pulsating packet of winter seeds	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7071	normal snow berries	3	good	Last Available: "2014-01"
7072	moldy small ice harvest	2	crappy	Last Available: "2014-01"
7073	corrupted narrow frost flower	0		Effect: "Took Eleven", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2014-01"
7074	cold-filtered electrified gray snow cleats	0		Effect: "familiar.enq", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2014-01"
7075	alkaline quadruple-warmed blurry liquid ice pack	0		Effect: "You're Rubber", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2014-01"
7076	bouncing snow boards	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7077	stale cyan snow crab	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-01"
7078	watered-down smooth Ice Island Long Tea	2	awesome	Last Available: "2014-01"
7079	unfinished ice sculpture	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7080	squat ice sculpture	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7081	spinning ice house	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7082	jittery snow machine	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7083	fuchsia snow mobile of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Cold", Last Available: "2014-01"
7084	Usain Bolt's ice bucket	0		Initiative: +80, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7085	knitted Oprah's snow shovel	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Cold Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7086	bouncing sizzling Jack Frost's brainy bod-ice	0		Mysticality: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Hot Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7087	bouncing censurious snow belt of the storm of the brazier of the businessman	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7088	bouncing executive Sherlock's greasy brawny ice nine	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +25, Meat Drop: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7089	wobbly snow fort	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7090	triple-distilled tolerable En Una Fila Tequila	6	good	
7091	blinking Skully's hot chocolate	1	awesome	
7092	studded warbear dress helmet of the sweet-tooth	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7093	huge knitted sizzling warbear dress bracers	0		Hot Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
7094	Usain Bolt's occult warbear dress greaves	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7095	nippy wholesome sweatband	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-12"
7096	bouncing mirror avaricious supercharged gym shorts	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xGhuol, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-12"
7097	twirling mansplainer's razor-sharp ankleweights	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Monster Level: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-12"
7098	blue mirror frosty arcane researcher's brainy sweat socks of temperance	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Drops Items, Last Available: "2014-12"
7099	pint of sweat	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7100	huge Jerks' Health&trade; Magazine	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7101	powdered tumbling Five Second Energy&trade;	1		Last Available: "2014-12"
7102	fuchsia pixie axie	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7103	polymerized huge powder	0		Effect: "Nightstalkin'", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2014-12"
7104	blinking censurious licorice whip	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2014-12"
7105	red anise-flavored venom	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7106	lousy fortified special ghostly snakebite	5	decent	Effect: "Buttermilk Boogie", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2014-12"
7107	lard-coated candy stick of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2014-12"
7108	half-sized rotten pecan	2	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7109	small tasty pecan pie	2	awesome	Last Available: "2014-12"
7110	chocolate-stained collar	0		Candy Drop: +25, Last Available: "2014-12"
7111	yummy huge candy mountain oyster	3	awesome	Last Available: "2014-12"
7112	practically non-alcoholic delicious chocotini	1	awesome	Last Available: "2014-12"
7113	Jeselnik's Fonzie's chocolate rabbit's foot of Gandalf	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2014-12"
7114	spoiled snack-sized blinking candy carrot	2	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7115	bland candy carrot cake	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7116	yellow inspector's carrot-on-a-stick of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2014-12"
7117	gravedigger's groovy weasel stomping pants	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, cap 20", Last Available: "2014-12"
7118	decent mulberry	3	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7119	practically non-alcoholic drinkable spinning mulled berry wine	1	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7120	lemony scales	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7121	pulsating twirling Annie Oakley's lemon party hat	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7122	Da Vinci's lemon shirt	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-12"
7123	tumbling auspicious lemon drop trousers	0		Item Drop: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7124	galvanized twirling lemonhead caviar	0		Effect: "Flashing Eyes", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2014-12"
7125	smelly deadly gummi sword	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2014-12"
7126	corrupted skewed mirror small gummi fin	0		Effect: "Super Skill", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2014-12"
7127	huge Fonzie's chocolate cow bone	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Last Available: "2014-12"
7128	dry jittery gummi fang	0		Effect: "Dexteri Tea", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2014-12"
7129	rotten bite-sized special leftover canap&eacute;s	1	crappy	Effect: "Radiated and Grodiated", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2014-12"
7130	hand-crafted boozy magnum of champagne	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-12"
7131	careful cow creamer of the pedagogue of dire peril	0		Experience: +3, Weapon Damage: +20, Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2014-12"
7132	deionized Outer Wolf&trade; cologne	0		Effect: "Pisces Rising", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2014-12"
7133	narrow lupine appetite hormones	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7134	jittery aromatic wolf whistle of temperance	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow Wolf Whistle", Last Available: "2014-12"
7135	rotten witch's bread	4	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7136	liquefied denatured witch's brew	0		Effect: "Jungle Juiced", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2014-12"
7137	stiffened wizardly witch's bra of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Mysticality: +25, Damage Reduction: 1, Last Available: "2014-12"
7138	mediocre watered-down enchanted cyan mid-level medieval mead	2	decent	Effect: "No Worries", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2014-12"
7139	enhanced double-chilled R&uuml;mpelstiltz	0		Effect: "Glo-Face", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2014-12"
7140	spinning wheel	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7141	magnetized hi-octane carrot juice	0		Effect: "The Power of Negative Thinking", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2014-12"
7142	colloidal jittery hare brush	0		Effect: "Comprehensively Nourished", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2014-12"
7143	baleful hare pin of extreme caution	0		Spell Damage: +25, Monster Level: -25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-12"
7144	blue odd coin	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7145	thick moldy cinnamon cannoli	5	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7146	delicious expensive champagne	3	awesome	Last Available: "2014-12"
7147	liquefied moist extra-magnetized cyan polo trophy	0		Effect: "The Best a Pirate Can Get", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2014-12"
7148	oil painting	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7149	rosary	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7150	ornate dowsing rod	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7151	narrow cyan bouncing straw	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7152		0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7153	jittery clay	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7154	filling	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7155	twirling parchment	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7156	spinning glass	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7157	rosewater-soaked Jim Carey's stiffened fire hose	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Monster Level: +25, Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 37", Last Available: "2014-12"
7158	rotten twirling fireman's lunch	4	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7159	shaking wholesome baleful plain paper hat of Gandalf	0		Spell Damage: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, cap 37", Last Available: "2014-12"
7160	normal half-sized ice cream sandwich	2	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7161	lightning-fast Jack Frost's Herculean &quot;honey&quot; dipper	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2014-12"
7162	fancy adequate plumber's lunch	3	good	Effect: "Dance Interpreter", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2014-12"
7163	rosewater-soaked resourceful stiffened skull gearshift knob	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum MP: +50, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2014-12"
7164	tiny tasty pulsating bouncing nachos of the night	1	awesome	Last Available: "2014-12"
7165	yellow jittery gravedigger's sizzling sinister Sketcherz&trade;	0		Spell Damage: +10, Hot Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2014-12"
7166	decent huge can of Adultwitch&trade;	4	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7167	chilled colloidal smudge stick	0		Effect: "Super-Charged", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2014-12"
7168	activated shaking wall	0		Effect: "Bone Homie", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2014-12"
7169	irresponsibly strong hand-crafted tankard of ale	9	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-12"
7170	pressed adjusted scroll case	0		Effect: "Cuts Like a Lightly-Buttered Knife", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2014-12"
7171	activated jug of &quot;wine&quot;	0		Effect: "Chunky", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2014-12"
7172	squat juggling ball	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7173	shaking crappy camera	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7174	immense decent humble pie	7	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7175	squat small golem	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7176	shaking crappy camera	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7177	warmed ghostly crappy waiter disguise	0		Effect: "Mmmmmelon", Effect Duration: 61
7178	Copperhead Charm	0		
7179	The First Pizza	0		
7180	The Lacrosse Stick of Lacoronado	0		
7181	bouncing The Eye of the Stars	0		
7182	The Stankara Stone	0		
7183	purple spinning bouncing Murphy's Rancid Black Flag	0		
7184	The Shield of Brook	0		
7185	teal wobbly Red Zeppelin ticket	0		
7186	Copperhead Charm (rampant)	0		
7187	drinkable watered-down narrow unnamed cocktail	2	good	
7188	handful of tips	0		
7189	inspector's unrequired jacket	0		Item Drop: +15
7190	pulsating studded tommy gun	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unload Tommy Gun"
7191	drum of tommy ammo	0		
7192	narrow blue throwing knife	0		
7193	huge throwing spoon	0		
7194	throwing fork	0		
7195	rosy-cheeked personal trainer's breadchucks	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +30
7196	jittery shuriken salad	0		
7197	miser's combat fan	0		Meat Drop: +10
7198	aromatic friendly silk skirt	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 38"
7199	purple blowdart	0		
7200	flame-retardant Buddy Bjorn	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2014-02"
7201	perfumed sinister The Nuge's favorite crossbow of Leguizamo	0		Spell Damage: +10, Monster Level: +20, Stench Resistance: +5
7202	spoiled shaking sweet roll Alabama	4	crappy	
7203	blinking blinking weightlifter's Saturday Night Special	0		Muscle: +15
7204	ghostly lynyrd snare	0		
7205	huge greedy fleetwood chain	0		Meat Drop: +20
7206	artisanal Green Manalishi	4	EPIC	
7207	twirling huge zippy blade	0		Initiative: +20
7208	fire of unknown origin	0		
7209	eagle's milk	1	crappy	
7210	chilled blurry bouncing eagle feather	0		Effect: "Fancy Feasted", Effect Duration: 40
7211	anodized one pill	0		Effect: "Sludgesick", Effect Duration: 16
7212	Jefferson wings of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30
7213	narrow fleetwood macaroni	0		
7214	upside-down cheesy eagle sauce	0		
7215	stale fleetwood mac 'n' cheese	4	decent	
7216	lime green lynyrd skin	0		
7217	chaotic lynyrdskin cap	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xVolley, cap 42"
7218	jittery supercharged lynyrdskin tunic	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30
7219	gray miser's lynyrdskin breeches	0		Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1.5xGhuol, cap 42"
7220	fuchsia cigarette lighter	0		
7221	twirling priceless diamond	0		
7222	bad high-proof squat yellow Flamin' Whatshisname	7	decent	
7223	modified lynyrd musk	0		Effect: "Blood-Gorged", Effect Duration: 51
7224	spinning Lo Pan's baleful Kashmir sweater	0		Spell Damage: +25, Spell Critical Percent: +30
7225	adequate upside-down twirling custard pie	3	good	
7226	tea for one	1	decent	
7227	smooth bottle of Evermore	3	awesome	
7228	shaking box	0		
7229	hand-crafted maroon wine	4	EPIC	
7230	lousy watered-down rum	2	decent	
7231	distilled smooth Murderer's Punch	5	awesome	
7232	yummy special gray velvet cake	4	awesome	Effect: "One Foot Heavier", Effect Duration: 5
7233	modified concentrated letter	0		Effect: "Sweet and Green", Effect Duration: 68
7234	extremely unsafe book of incineration	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Hot Spell Damage: +50
7235	flame-wreathed masque of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
7236	curative red-hot poker	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
7237	purple smelly Red X Shield	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10
7238	bouncing fireproof curative badge	0		Hot Resistance: +3, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
7239	inspector's aromatic shirt	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +15
7240	Sinatra's coat of chilblains	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Cold Damage: +25
7241	ribald veiny shoe	0		Maximum HP: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip
7242	skewed button	0		
7243	pulsating button	0		
7244	modified blood cells	0		Effect: "BOOsted", Effect Duration: 21
7245	cold-filtered eye	0		Effect: "Flamibili Tea", Effect Duration: 42
7246	huge glark cable	0		
7247	Annie Oakley's experienced Red Fox glove	0		Experience: +2, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Attacks Can't Miss, Single Equip
7248	polarized pulsating shaking foxglove	0		Effect: "Feelin' Philosophical", Effect Duration: 66
7249	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	0		
7250	blinking ghostly chilly electrified Sneaky Pete's jacket of temperance of the businessman	0		Cold Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +50, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Sneaky Pete)]
7251	jug of Sneaky Pete's Mojo	0		Free Pull
7252	shot of Sneaky Pete's Mojo	0		Free Pull
7253	Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy	0		
7254	really cocktail shaker	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7255	bad distilled bouncing mini-martini	5	decent	
7256	ghostly smoke grenade	0		
7257	modified shaking molotov soda	1	crappy	
7258	corrupted pile of ashes	0		Effect: "Knob Goblin Lust Frenzy", Effect Duration: 49
7259	crate of firebombs	0		
7260	ghostly firebomb	0		
7261	smelly Da Vinci's cool Sneaky Pete's basket	0		Moxie: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Stench Spell Damage: +10
7262	&quot;I Love Me, Vol. I&quot;	0		
7263	skewed photograph of a dog	0		
7264	photograph of a nugget	0		
7265	photograph of an ostrich egg	0		
7266	mirror twirling disposable instant camera	0		
7267	lightning-fast scorching fortified Samson's Sneaky Pete's jacket (collar popped)	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Damage Absorption: +60, Hot Damage: +25, Initiative: +40, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Sneaky Pete)]
7268	jittery Letter for Melvign the Gnome	0		
7269	Professor What garment	0		
7270	squat &quot;2 Love Me, Vol. 2&quot;	0		
7271	spinning twirling Thinknerd Blind-Packed Toy	0		
7272	mirror deadly plastic Professor What	0		Weapon Damage: +5
7273	beefy plastic Jared the Duskwalker	0		Muscle: +10
7274	plastic Duke Starkiller of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7
7275	twirling plastic Gary Claybender of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25
7276	maroon mirror pulsating crafty plastic Captain Kerkard	0		Maximum MP: +10
7277	frozen robot grease	0		Effect: "Strange Mental Acuity", Effect Duration: 52
7278	maroon returned Thinknerd package	0		
7279	electrified wind-up Whatsian robot	0		Effect: "Whippin' It Good", Effect Duration: 20
7280	polymerized irradiated wind-up vampire teeth	0		Effect: "Here's Mud in Your Eye", Effect Duration: 37
7281	modified wind-up navigation droid	0		Effect: "The Smeezingtons", Effect Duration: 13
7282	liquefied bouncing wind-up owl	0		Effect: "Buff as a Baobab", Effect Duration: 53
7283	frozen altered blurry wobbly wind-up ensign	0		Effect: "Gonna Get You, Sucker", Effect Duration: 24
7284	crying statue earrings of Calamity Jane of bravery	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover
7285	coward's occult plastic Duskwalker necklace	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Monster Level: -20, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover
7286	censurious Temple Grandin's plastic replica blaster pistol	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover
7287	Gary Claybender's Time Screwer of chilblains of the sewer	0		Cold Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +25, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover
7288	MacGyver's thinker's Space Tourist palmdoctor	0		Mysticality: +10, Maximum MP: +100, Lasts Until Rollover
7289	squat nasty sizzling amok putter of the sweet-tooth	0		Hot Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +5, Candy Drop: +100
7290	spoiled amok pudding	3	crappy	
7291	shaking deactivated putty buddy	0		
7292	wobbly putty coat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7293	pickled diffused deionized can of V-11	0		Effect: "Warm Belly", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2014-03"
7294	elevennis shoes of the empath of the detective	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2014-03"
7295	elevent	0		Last Available: "2014-03"
7296	Jack Frost's frosty elevenderizing hammer	0		Cold Spell Damage: 60, Last Available: "2014-03"
7297	Professor What T-Shirt of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20
7298	squat heavy-duty bendy straw	0		
7299	pellet of plant food	0		
7300	sewing kit	0		
7301	bouncing Spookyraven billiards room key	0		
7302	skewed twirling Spookyraven library key	0		
7303	Lady Spookyraven's necklace	0		
7304	squat ghostly telegram from Lady Spookyraven	0		
7305	Lady Spookyraven's powder puff	0		
7306	shaking Lady Spookyraven's finest gown	0		
7307	Lady Spookyraven's dancing shoes	0		
7308	double-boiled deionized eyebrow pencil	0		Effect: "Ancient Protected", Effect Duration: 63
7309	warmed aerosolized fuchsia rosewater cream	0		Effect: "Mo' Hobo", Effect Duration: 49
7310	electrified pulsating lime green bronzer	0		Effect: "Ass Over Teakettle", Effect Duration: 36
7311	ghostly yellow shellacked elegant nightstick of the sewer	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Stench Damage: +25
7312	still grill	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-06"
7313	cyan squat box of hickory chips	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7314	jittery poppet	0		
7315	rickety rocking horse	0		
7316	skewed jack-in-the-box	0		
7317	jar of baby ghosts	0		
7318	reassuring Tesla ghost of a necklace of the boozehound	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Booze Drop: +100, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
7319	jittery spinning boxer's Elizabeth's Dollie of doom	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
7320	irradiated diffused Elizabeth's paintbrush	0		Effect: "Your Eyes are Peeled!", Effect Duration: 55
7321	wizardly Stephen's lab coat of vim and vigor	0		Mysticality: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +50
7322	anodized liquefied Stephen's secret formula	0		Effect: "Smoking like a Bandit", Effect Duration: 30
7323	beefcake's Jacob's rung of horror	0		Muscle: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +25
7324	altered battery	1		
7325	drinkable snakebite	3	good	
7326	blinking squat prompt rubber ribcage of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Adventures: +3
7327	vaporized narrow upside-down synthetic marrow	1		Effect: "Egg-cellent Vocabulary", Effect Duration: 40
7328	activated dry funny bone	0		Effect: "Inner Dog", Effect Duration: 18
7329	prompt sinister half-melted spoon	0		Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +3
7330	dehydrated red mirror the funk	1		
7331	flavorless gunky chicken	3	decent	
7332	doll head of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100
7333	droopy doll eye	0		
7334	voice box	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Pull Voice Box String"
7335	executive Lo Pan's paddle-ball	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +40
7336	improved alkaline sound effects record	0		Effect: "Beastly Flavor", Effect Duration: 20
7337	spinning alphabet block	0		
7338	galvanized quantum mirror dancer	0		Effect: "Thick, Sick", Effect Duration: 43
7339	ghostly red music box mechanism	0		
7340	nippy moose antlers	0		Cold Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 27"
7341	unsweetened tarnished moose thought	0		Effect: "Deeply Ironic", Effect Duration: 30
7342	stale moose chocolate	3	decent	
7343	bad boozy painting of a glass of wine	5	decent	
7344	oil painting of yourself	0		
7345	ornate picture frame	0		
7346	doll-eye amulet	0		Single Equip
7347	jittery Socratic ghost toga of the storm	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum MP Percent: +40
7348	normal sheet cake	4	good	
7349	gray ghost key	0		
7350	purple picture of you	0		
7351	double-paned ruddy beefy Staff of the Electric Range	0		Muscle: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Cold Resistance: +5
7352	rotten mirror deluxe layer cake	3	crappy	
7353	chunk of hot iron	0		
7354	enchanted perfectly mixed boozy red-hot boilermaker	5	EPIC	Effect: "Chilblains of the Corn", Effect Duration: 35
7355	maroon manspreader's coal shovel	0		Monster Level: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shovel Hot Coal"
7356	wet moist olive hot coal	0		Effect: "Red Misty-Eyed", Effect Duration: 69
7357	non-tarnished anodized coal dust	0		Effect: "Mighty Shout", Effect Duration: 48
7358	spinning family-friendly hardened Bram's choker of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Damage Reduction: 3, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip
7359	blinking plaid swatch	0		
7360	cyan blinking plaid bandage	0		
7361	skewed shaking wobbly brawny plaid pocket square	0		Muscle Percent: +20
7362	studded Samson's plaid skirt	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Damage Absorption: +80, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 38"
7363	pickled pulsating ghostly bloodstain stick	0		Effect: "Locks Like the Raven", Effect Duration: 47
7364	fuchsia fabric softener	0		
7365	dry aerosolized fabric hardener	0		Effect: "Celestial Sheen", Effect Duration: 35
7366	watered-down hand-crafted upside-down bottle of laundry sherry	2	EPIC	
7367	wet alkaline upside-down industrial strength starch	0		Effect: "You're Not Cooking", Effect Duration: 12, Wiki Name: "industrial strength starch"
7368	normal extra-flat panini	4	good	
7369	unsweetened mangled finger	0		Effect: "Arse-a'fire", Effect Duration: 66
7370	smooth Psychotic Train wine	4	awesome	
7371	crazy hobo notebook	0		
7372	normal pie man was not meant to eat	4	good	
7373	upside-down stiffened sommelier's towel	0		Damage Reduction: 1
7374	Jim Carey's tarnished tastevin	0		Monster Level: +25, Single Equip
7375	adequate actual tapas	3	good	
7376	ghast iron ingot	0		
7377	shaking boxer's smooth ghast iron cleaver	0		Moxie: +15, Muscle Percent: +10
7378	upside-down up-at-dawn razor-sharp ghast iron Garibaldi	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 14"
7379	censurious grievous ghast iron heater shield	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +3
7380	careful smartaleck's ghast iron codpiece	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Monster Level: -10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 42"
7381	savvy Pendant of Gargalesis	0		Mysticality Percent: +20
7382	Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab	0		Last Available: "2014-04"
7383	DNA extraction syringe	0		Last Available: "2014-04"
7384	galvanized irradiated spinning Gene Tonic: Dude	0		Effect: "Chow Downed", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2014-04"
7385	activated polymerized ghostly tumbling Gene Tonic: Beast	0		Effect: "Super-Mega-Ultra-Charged", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2014-04"
7386	oxidized moist olive shaking Gene Tonic: Construct	0		Effect: "Shot in the Arse", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2014-04"
7387	dry Gene Tonic: Undead	0		Effect: "Bottle in front of Me", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2014-04"
7388	energized concentrated blue Gene Tonic: Humanoid	0		Effect: "Lubed", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2014-04"
7389	super-pickled modified blinking Gene Tonic: Insect	0		Effect: "Stopping to Smell the Flowers", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2014-04"
7390	aerosolized Gene Tonic: Hippy	0		Effect: "Fangs and Pangs", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2014-04"
7391	boiled narrow green narrow Gene Tonic: Orc	0		Effect: "Hombre Muerto Caminando", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2014-04"
7392	quantum warmed quadruple-pressed gray jittery Gene Tonic: Demon	0		Effect: "Going Ape", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2014-04"
7393	nitrogenated Gene Tonic: Horror	0		Effect: "Super-Mega-Ultra-Hyper-Charged", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2014-04"
7394	extra-alkaline upside-down Gene Tonic: Fish	0		Effect: "Disco Neuropathy", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2014-04"
7395	nitrogenated skewed Gene Tonic: Goblin	0		Effect: "Alpine Mintiness", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2014-04"
7396	aerosolized energized blue Gene Tonic: Pirate	0		Effect: "Dance of the Sugar Fairy", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2014-04"
7397	corrupted deionized Gene Tonic: Plant	0		Effect: "Disdain of She-Who-Was", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2014-04"
7398	corrupted modified Gene Tonic: Weird	0		Effect: "Crimbo Flavor", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2014-04"
7399	cold-filtered activated teal Gene Tonic: Elf	0		Effect: "Tearful, Fearful", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2014-04"
7400	ionized Gene Tonic: Mer-kin	0		Effect: "critical.enh", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2014-04"
7401	extra-warmed polymerized Gene Tonic: Slime	0		Effect: "The Magic of Sharing", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2014-04"
7402	colloidal Gene Tonic: Penguin	0		Effect: "Piratey Flavor", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2014-04"
7403	pickled Gene Tonic: Elemental	0		Effect: "Demonic Taint", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2014-04"
7404	improved purple Gene Tonic: Constellation	0		Effect: "Bat Attitude", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2014-04"
7405	dry Gene Tonic: Hobo	0		Effect: "Fungal Flamb&eacute;", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2014-04"
7406	Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#1)	0		
7407	fuchsia Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#2)	0		
7408	twirling cyan Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#3)	0		
7409	wobbly Steam Card: Space Trip (#1)	0		
7410	narrow Steam Card: Space Trip (#2)	0		
7411	Steam Card: Space Trip (#3)	0		
7412	twirling Steam Card: Meteoid (#1)	0		
7413	olive Steam Card: Meteoid (#2)	0		
7414	Steam Card: Meteoid (#3)	0		
7415	Steam Card: DemonStar (#1)	0		
7416	Steam Card: DemonStar (#2)	0		
7417	twirling Steam Card: DemonStar (#3)	0		
7418	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#1)	0		
7419	lime green Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#2)	0		
7420	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#3)	0		
7421	pencil thin mushroom	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7422	Paradaisical Cheeseburger recipe	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7423	salty sailor salt	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7424	bike rental broupon	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7425	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Cocktail Sauce Bottle	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7426	sprinkle shaker	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7427	activated triple-pressed sleight-of-hand mushroom	0		Effect: "5 Pounds Lighter", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2014-05"
7428	mirror Taco Dan's Taco Stand's Taco Receipt	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7429	bouncing blue Beach Buck	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7430	extra-polymerized double-unsweetened Fun-Guy spore	0		Effect: "Sagittarius Rising", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2014-05"
7431	electrified nitrogenated maroon Boletus Broletus mushroom	0		Effect: "Happy Trails", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2014-05"
7432	enhanced moist upside-down maroon twirling Omphalotus Omphaloskepsis mushroom	0		Effect: "On Pins and Needles", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2014-05"
7433	galvanized Vulcanized frozen Gyromitra Dynomita mushroom	0		Effect: "Filled with Magic", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2014-05"
7434	quantum flattened squat pulsating Helvella Haemophilia mushroom	0		Effect: "There Wolf", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2014-05"
7435	electrified Stemonitis Staticus mushroom	0		Effect: "Sharp Weapon", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2014-05"
7436	vacuum-sealed ionized wobbly Tremella Tarantella mushroom	0		Effect: "Improved Candy Vision", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2014-05"
7437	upside-down Pastaco shell	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7438	spoiled miniature Beefy Crunch Pastaco	2	crappy	Last Available: "2014-05"
7439	rotten pulsating Brain Food Pastaco	3	crappy	Last Available: "2014-05"
7440	miniature spoiled Cool Brunch Pastaco	2	crappy	Last Available: "2014-05"
7441	flavorless tiny narrow Medical Pastaco	1	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7442	yummy small purple Energy Buzz Pastaco	2	awesome	Last Available: "2014-05"
7443	gigantic bland Ludovico Pastaco	8	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7444	bad special overpowering mushroom wine	3	decent	Effect: "Patent Avarice", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2014-05"
7445	mediocre watered-down green blinking complex mushroom wine	2	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7446	fancy lousy smooth mushroom wine	3	decent	Effect: "Egg-stra Arm", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2014-05"
7447	drinkable blood-red mushroom wine	4	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7448	drinkable buzzing mushroom wine	3	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7449	mediocre swirling mushroom wine	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7450	half-sized decent Taco Dan's Basic Taco Dan Taco	2	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7451	bite-sized stale Taco Dan's Taco Fish Fish Taco	1	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7452	Taco Dan's Super Taco-Riffic Taco Sauce!	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7453	lousy regular-size brogurt	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7454	artisanal weak super-size brogurt	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-05"
7455	spirit-forward mediocre broberry brogurt	5	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7456	delicious brocolate brogurt	4	awesome	Last Available: "2014-05"
7457	triple-distilled fancy lousy French bronilla brogurt	10	decent	Effect: "Poker Faced", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2014-05"
7458	History's Most Offensive Jokes, Vol. IX	0		Skill: "Unoffendable", Last Available: "2014-05"
7459	twirling bouncing Now You're Cooking With Grease	0		Skill: "Grease Up", Last Available: "2014-05"
7460	Sloppy Seconds Diner Employee Handbook	0		Skill: "Sloppy Secrets", Last Available: "2014-05"
7461	purple industrial strength anti-fungal spray	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7462	shaking gray smelly Brogre brorts	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xGhuol, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-05"
7463	gray Brogre brolo shirt of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2014-05"
7464	teal scorching Brogre bucket hat	0		Hot Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 14", Last Available: "2014-05"
7465	Spring Break Beach tattoo coupon	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7466	airplane charter: Spring Break Beach	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-05"
7467	one-day ticket to Spring Break Beach	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7468	careful Lo Pan's supercool 8-billed baseball cap	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Monster Level: -10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-05"
7469	toasty ruddy padded extremely wet T-shirt	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2014-05"
7470	skewed scorching medical-grade veiny shrimp fork	0		Maximum HP: +10, Hot Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2014-05"
7471	electrified BROS Energy Drink	0		Effect: "Swordholder", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2014-05"
7472	extra-adjusted go-go potion	0		Effect: "Prince of Seaside Town", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2014-05"
7473	irradiated triple-flattened olive shrimp cocktail	0		Effect: "Spooky Jellied", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2014-05"
7474	non-cold-filtered alkaline spinning Yolo&trade; chocolates	0		Effect: "Yuletide Mutations", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2020-09"
7475	pulsating arcane researcher's string of moist beads	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Last Available: "2014-05"
7476	yellow Ultimate Mind Destroyer	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7477	ionized Meat-inflating powder	0		Effect: "Going Ape", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2014-05"
7478	yellow possessed sugar cube	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7479	moist dry super-modified sugar fairy	0		Effect: "Sauce Monocle", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2014-05"
7480	non-ionized ghostly sugar bunny	0		Effect: "Nature's Bounty", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2014-05"
7481	sweet tooth	0		Last Available: "2014-05", Wiki Name: "sweet tooth"
7482	practically non-alcoholic fancy lousy Rompedores de Fantasmas	1	decent	Effect: "Moon-Eyed", Effect Duration: 20
7483	bad watered-down jittery La Fantasma y La Oscuridad	2	decent	
7484	tolerable boozy lime green Fantasma en la M&aacute;quina	5	good	
7485	loosening powder	0		
7486	purple castoreum	0		
7487	drain dissolver	0		
7488	olive triple-distilled turpentine	0		
7489	detartrated anhydrous sublicalc	0		
7490	fuchsia triatomaceous dust	0		
7491	strong artisanal bottle of Chateau de Vinegar	5	EPIC	
7492	blasting soda	0		
7493	unstable fulminate	0		
7494	squat pulsating wine bomb	0		
7495	blinking recipe: mortar-dissolving solution	0		
7496	bottled day	0		
7497	ghost formula	0		
7498	Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette	0		
7499	super-cold-filtered nitrogenated blinking Hot 'n' Scarys	0		Effect: "Beastly Flavor", Effect Duration: 67
7500	narrow map	0		
7501		0		
7502	vacuum-sealed Texas tea	0		Effect: "Disco Inferno", Effect Duration: 44
7503	dance instructor's dark hamethyst ring	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
7504	spinning friendly dark baconstone ring	0		Familiar Weight: +3
7505	educational dark porquoise ring	0		Experience: +1
7506	sinister educational book	0		Experience: +1, Spell Damage: +10
7507	perfumed cloak	0		Stench Resistance: +5
7508	label	0		
7509	tasty half-sized Mornington crescent roll	2	awesome	
7510	cold-filtered adjusted eye shadow	0		Effect: "Go Get 'Em, Tiger!", Effect Duration: 26
7511	crumbling wheel	0		
7512	pickled concentrated poppy	0		Effect: "Disco Neuropathy", Effect Duration: 12
7513	opium grenade	0		
7514	auspicious Rosewater's duonoculars	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip
7515	wobbly plastic rock	0		
7516	witch's spare house key	0		
7517	Annie Oakley's spider leg of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Critical Hit Percent: +20
7518	maroon wand of pigification	0		
7519	fortified delicious jittery glass of bourbon	5	awesome	
7520	burned government manual fragment	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7521	stale jumbo government cheese	5	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7522	energetic pair of government shades	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-05"
7523	space junk	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7524	activated green government	0		Effect: "Pumped Up", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2014-05"
7525	irradiated jittery alien drugs	0		Effect: "Sappy Blood", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2023-09"
7526	weird space book	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7527	teal alien force field disruptor bean	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7528	bouncing Da Vinci's government-issued night-vision goggles of the sewer	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Stench Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-05"
7529	bland loaf of alien bread	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7530	bite-sized flavorless grilled cheese sandwich	1	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7531	diluted wobbly alien protein powder	1	crappy	Effect: "Fan-Cooled", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2014-05"
7532	bad fancy spirit-forward rocket fuel	5	decent	Effect: "Night Vision", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2014-05"
7533	alien source code printout	0		Skill: "Alien Source Code", Last Available: "2014-05"
7534	jittery alien source code printout (used)	0		Skill: "Alien Source Code", Last Available: "2014-05"
7535	special perfectly mixed weak stealth bomber	2	EPIC	Effect: "Dexteri Tea", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2014-05"
7536	upside-down space beast fur	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7537	twitching space egg	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7538	ramekin of space nuts	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2014-05"
7539	space beast fur hat	0		Item Drop: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley", Last Available: "2014-05"
7540	huge weightlifter's space beast fur pants	0		Muscle: +15, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley", Last Available: "2014-05"
7541	Sherlock's space beast fur whip	0		Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2014-05"
7542	space invader	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7543	pulsating dance instructor's personal trainer's space heater	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heat Space", Last Available: "2014-05"
7544	space bar	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7545	artisanal space port	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-05"
7546	Jim Carey's rock-hard space needle	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2014-05"
7547	alkaline altered buffed alien drugs	0		Effect: "Fungal Flamb&eacute;", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2014-05"
7548	hot ashes	0		Last Available: "2014-06"
7549	energized electrified ash soda	0		Effect: "Updated", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2014-06"
7550	double-dry cold-filtered oxidized liquid smoke	0		Effect: "Super-Mega-Charged", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2014-06"
7551	pressed activated blinking ghostly olive dollop of barbecue sauce	0		Effect: "Aided and Abetted", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2014-06"
7552	enhanced pickled jittery bowl of marinade	0		Effect: "Lubed", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2014-06"
7553	bouncing narrow shaker of dry rub	0		Last Available: "2014-06"
7554	electrified jittery bottle of lighter fluid	0		Effect: "Marco Polarity", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2014-06"
7555	lime green shaking page	0		
7556	elephant gift	0		
7557	magnetized yellow pulsating blood cells	0		Effect: "Spooky Hands", Effect Duration: 54
7558	artisanal wine	4	EPIC	
7559	quadruple-quantum alkaline modified gummi turtle	0		Effect: "Cravin' for a Ravin'", Effect Duration: 67
7560	turtle-shaped rock	0		
7561	electrified modified blinking wobbly giraffe-necked turtle	0		Effect: "Hoity Toity", Effect Duration: 23
7562	super-vacuum-sealed mirror fuchsia musk turtle	0		Effect: "Items Are Forever", Effect Duration: 57
7563	wet improved programmable turtle	0		Effect: "Boon of the War Snapper", Effect Duration: 24
7564	improved cold-filtered mocking turtle	0		Effect: "Glo-Face", Effect Duration: 43
7565	normal green tumbling ham steak	3	good	
7566	time-twitching toolbelt of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Free Pull
7567	bouncing Chroner	0		
7568	Time Lord Badge of Honor of Calamity Jane of bravery of temperance	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Spooky Resistance: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +5
7569	miser's electrified Time Bandit Badge of Courage of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Meat Drop: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
7570	ionized blurry Friendliness Beverage	0		Effect: "Inner Warmth", Effect Duration: 66
7571	shaking miser's silent pea shooter of the glutton	0		Meat Drop: +10, Food Drop: +100
7572	adequate D roll	4	good	
7573	steel-toed kiwi beak of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Damage Reduction: 9
7574	delicious New Zealand iced tea	3	awesome	
7575	mirror reassuring sage droll monocle	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip
7576	polymerized concentrated shaking narrow cyan future drug: Muscularactum	0		Effect: "Sharp Weapon", Effect Duration: 31
7577	pressed extra-diffused wobbly fuchsia future drug: Smartinex	0		Effect: "Sleazy Hands", Effect Duration: 62
7578	magnetized future drug: Coolscaline	0		Effect: "Cake Caked", Effect Duration: 11
7579	twitching time capsule	0		
7580	modified gray twirling liquid shifting time weirdness	1		
7581	shifting time weirdness	0		Adventures: +4, PvP Fights: +4
7582	flavorless pulsating rack of dinosaur ribs	3	decent	
7583	weak drinkable scotch on the rocks	2	good	
7584	blurry Socratic yabba dabba doo rag of mayonnaise	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 27"
7585	avaricious clever wooly loincloth	0		Maximum MP: +20, Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 27"
7586	helix fossil	0		
7587	S.S. Ticket	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7588	mirror blurry Clan speakeasy	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-07"
7589	acceptable triple-distilled glass of &quot;milk&quot;	10	good	Last Available: "2014-07"
7590	watered-down fancy bad cup of &quot;tea&quot;	2	decent	Effect: "Ripping, Dripping", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2014-07"
7591	bad extra-dry thermos of &quot;whiskey&quot;	5	decent	Last Available: "2014-07"
7592	perfectly mixed practically non-alcoholic gray Lucky Lindy	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2014-07"
7593	perfectly mixed Bee's Knees	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-07"
7594	triple-distilled tolerable Sockdollager	7	good	Last Available: "2014-07"
7595	drinkable weak Ish Kabibble	2	good	Last Available: "2014-07"
7596	tolerable Hot Socks	3	good	Last Available: "2014-07"
7597	artisanal distilled shaking Phonus Balonus	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-07"
7598	artisanal pulsating Flivver	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-07"
7599	bad Sloppy Jalopy	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-07"
7600	pickled polarized skewed flame	0		Effect: "Sepia Tan", Effect Duration: 63
7601	ionized magnetized triple-activated huge temporary yak tattoo	0		Effect: "Mer-kindliness", Effect Duration: 19
7602	oxidized frozen Fitspiration&trade; poster	0		Effect: "Hella Smooth", Effect Duration: 53
7603	warmed skewed neckbeard	0		Effect: "Mental A-cue-ity", Effect Duration: 56
7604	denatured double-aerosolized frozen tumbling artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice	0		Effect: "Hagg-ard", Effect Duration: 58
7605	liquefied activated warmed punk patch	0		Effect: "Ooh, Umami!", Effect Duration: 14
7606	colloidal oxidized steampunk potion	0		Effect: "Big", Effect Duration: 41
7607	altered wobbly vial of swamp vapors	0		Effect: "Slightly Cursed, Mostly Lucky", Effect Duration: 39
7608	colloidal turtle mud	0		Effect: "Loco Motives", Effect Duration: 67
7609	galvanized Vulcanized pulsating Redeye&trade; Eyedrops	0		Effect: "Mental A-cue-ity", Effect Duration: 32
7610	cold-filtered warmed mirror Dweebisol&trade; inhaler	0		Effect: "Chow Downed", Effect Duration: 37
7611	triple-quantum Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil	0		Effect: "Cold Hard Skin", Effect Duration: 12
7612	magnetized energized anodized tomato soup poster	0		Effect: "Mad at Science", Effect Duration: 40
7613	anodized upside-down bubblin' chemistry solution	0		Effect: "Donho's Bubbly Ballad", Effect Duration: 17
7614	pressed adjusted bouncing voodoo glowskull	0		Effect: "Seal Clubbing Frenzy", Effect Duration: 51
7615	unsweetened pulsating pygmy adder oil	0		Effect: "Crotchety, Pining", Effect Duration: 36
7616	anodized purple jittery pygmy witchhazel	0		Effect: "Extra-Sharp Weapon", Effect Duration: 16
7617	extra-pickled deionized narrow bouncing short deposition	0		Effect: "Blessing of Charcoatl", Effect Duration: 53
7618	denatured shaking straw pole	0		Effect: "Anytwo Five Elevenis?", Effect Duration: 64
7619	warmed shaking copperhead potion	0		Effect: "Hobo Flavor", Effect Duration: 26
7620	wet ionized tumbling twirling ninja fear powder	0		Effect: "Berry Elemental", Effect Duration: 62
7621	activated diffused wobbly ninja eyeblack	0		Effect: "Shortened", Effect Duration: 14
7622	aerosolized button rouge	0		Effect: "Super-Mega-Ultra-Charged", Effect Duration: 37
7623	non-corrupted cold-filtered galvanized jittery Red Army camouflage kit	0		Effect: "Intimidating Mien", Effect Duration: 51
7624	cold-filtered ghostly bouncing lynyrd skinner toothblack	0		Effect: "Mushroom Might", Effect Duration: 33
7625	pressed blurry flask of rainwater	0		Effect: "Heavily Breathing", Effect Duration: 47
7626	frozen yellow twirling oyster badge	0		Effect: "Billiards Belligerence", Effect Duration: 34
7627	deionized diffused plastic Jefferson wings	0		Effect: "Ginger Snapped", Effect Duration: 39
7628	super-wet diffused upside-down dancing fan	0		Effect: "The Best a Pirate Can Get", Effect Duration: 17
7629	dry pickled nitrogenated tumbling spinning page of the Necrohobocon	0		Effect: "You Know When to Walk Away", Effect Duration: 36
7630	quadruple-deionized magic powder	0		Effect: "Chorale of Companionship", Effect Duration: 46
7631	anodized corrupted friar's tonsure	0		Effect: "New Zeal", Effect Duration: 53
7632	concentrated wet purple upside-down government-issue identification badge	0		Effect: "Ghost Finger", Effect Duration: 67
7633	diffused mirror alien hologram projector	0		Effect: "Metal Speed", Effect Duration: 35
7634	ionized pulsating irradiated turtle	0		Effect: "Bananas!", Effect Duration: 31
7635	concentrated unsweetened cigar box turtle	0		Effect: "Flexibili Tea", Effect Duration: 34
7636	shaking nippy dance instructor's shellacked shell	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Cold Damage: +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7637	spinning pillow shell of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7638	skewed horrifying whatsit-covered turtle shell	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7639	personal trainer's oil shell	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7640	asbestos-lined crafty dangerous turtle shell	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum MP: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7641	narrow shocked shell	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer", Damage Aura: 1
7642	ingot turtle	0		
7643	duty umbrella	0		Water Level: -2
7644	squat pool skimmer	0		
7645	upside-down life preserver	0		
7646	lightning milk	0		
7647	bouncing purple aquaconda brain	0		
7648	squat thunder thigh	0		
7649	vacuum-sealed gourmet gourami oil	0		Effect: "Bolts about Candy", Effect Duration: 35
7650	super-frozen catfish whiskers	0		Effect: "Benetton's Medley of Diversity", Effect Duration: 11
7651	freshwater fishbone	0		
7652	mirror fishbone catcher's mitt	0		
7653	fishbone kneepads	0		Initiative: +60, Single Equip
7654	fishbone corset	0		
7655	green fishbone fins	0		Single Equip
7656	fishbone facemask	0		Monster Level: -30
7657	wobbly fishbone belt	0		Critical Hit Percent: +25, Weapon Damage: +25, Single Equip
7658	ghostly fishbone bracers	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
7659	boxer's neoprene skullcap	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 16"
7660	wet narrow mirror goblin water	0		Effect: "Fizzier Than Light", Effect Duration: 46
7661	dumb mud	0		
7662	yummy tumbling Sogg-Os	4	awesome	
7663	up-at-dawn stanky Lord Soggyraven's Slippers of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Adventures: +5, Single Equip
7664	flattened electrified mirror Ancient Protector Soda	0		Effect: "The Dinsey Way", Effect Duration: 21
7665	quadruple-enhanced liquid ice	0		Effect: "Radiant Personality", Effect Duration: 16
7666	watered-down artisanal skewed Wet Russian	2	super EPIC	
7667	decent diet filet of The Fish	1	good	
7668	teal jittery Thwaitgold spider statuette	0		
7669	medical-grade healthy baleful thunder down underwear	0		Spell Damage: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +20, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Lasts Until Rollover
7670	Lo Pan's occult Da Vinci's famous raincoat	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Lasts Until Rollover
7671	censurious flame-wreathed lightning rod of the boozehound	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Booze Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover
7672	twirling law-abiding citizen cane of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Single Equip
7673	lousy legitimate business on the beach	4	decent	
7674	green wholesome hep waders	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xVolley, cap 12"
7675	flavorless skewed jive turkey leg	3	decent	
7676	thinker's birdbone corset	0		Mysticality: +10
7677	quadruple-irradiated activated candy cigarette	0		Effect: "Improved Candy Vision", Effect Duration: 14
7678	stiffened 4-dimensional fez	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 12"
7679	bouncing upside-down throwing candy	0		
7680	Jack Frost's super-absorbent tarp	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50
7681	drinkable unquiet spirits	4	good	
7682	squat squat maroon Sherlock's banjo kazoo mount	0		Item Drop: +25, Single Equip
7683	super-diffused upside-down grass	0		Effect: "Memory of Smarts", Effect Duration: 53
7684	Annie Oakley's Time Lord Participation Mug	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20
7685	dog trainer's Time Bandit Time Towel of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Experience (familiar): +1
7686	veiny groovy Caveman Dan's favorite rock of Tarzan	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum HP: +10, Single Equip
7687	cold-filtered pressed oxidized lime green dog ointment	0		Effect: "Industrial Strength Starch", Effect Duration: 58
7688	gumshoes of terror of the businessman	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip
7689	reassuring deadly flapper floppers	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip
7690	up-at-dawn Van der Graaf sneakeasies	0		Adventures: +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
7691	deadly plastic nunchaku of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Weapon Damage: +5, Last Available: "2014-08"
7692	quilted hand whip of extreme caution of the overflowing toilet	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Monster Level: -25, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2014-08"
7693	cyan electrified groovy glow-in-the-dark necklace of Flo-Jo	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Initiative: +100, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2014-08"
7694	Groll doll	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-08", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.6
7695	cyan tumbling auspicious cap gun of the bloodbag of Gandalf	0		Maximum HP: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Item Drop: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!", Last Available: "2014-08"
7696	smooth cassette player of Calamity Jane	0		Moxie: +15, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-08"
7697	chewable paper	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-08"
7698	rubber spider	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7699	&quot;KICK ME&quot; sign	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7700	nitrogenated concentrated confiscated comic book	0		Effect: "Superveiny 9000", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2014-08"
7701	magnetized huge tumbling confiscated cell phone	0		Effect: "Thicker, Sicker", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2014-08"
7702	extra-dry activated narrow cyan confiscated love note	0		Effect: "Macho Profundo", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2014-08"
7703	purple LCD game: Food Eater	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7704	LCD game: Garbage River	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7705	huge LCD game: Burger Belt	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7706	green The Confiscator's Grimoire	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-08", Skill: "Summon Confiscated Things"
7707	super-irradiated double-quantum upside-down rubber nubbin	0		Effect: "Pork Power", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2014-08"
7708	sharpshooter's studded rubber cape	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2014-08"
7709	greedy flame-wreathed groovy sage Thor's Pliers	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Moxie Percent: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +20, Attacks Can't Miss, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ply Reality", Last Available: "2014-09", Softcore Only: [1-path(Heavy Rains)]
7710	ionized polymerized pickled candy UFOs	0		Effect: "Castaway Physique", Effect Duration: 55
7711	Jim Carey's water wings for babies of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Monster Level: +25
7712	blinking beautiful rainbow	0		Last Available: "2014-11", Skill: "Belch The Rainbow"
7713	toothsome Strix stix	3	awesome	
7714	Samson's cool vampire pellet of extreme caution	0		Moxie: +5, Experience (Muscle): +5, Monster Level: -25
7715	lousy watered-down non-aged vinegar	2	decent	
7716	upside-down sharpshooter's unsanitized scalpel	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10
7717	steel-toed gladiator tunica	0		Damage Reduction: 9
7718	wholesome Roman sadnals	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Single Equip
7719	madius of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3
7720	Tesla radiator heater shield	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
7721	ionized corrupted spinning salt wages	0		Effect: "Hyphemariffic", Effect Duration: 30
7722	squat centurion helmet of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, atk, cap 25"
7723	Chroner cross	0		
7724	avaricious pteruges	0		Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, atk, cap 25"
7725	boiled liquefied spinning Bruno's blessing of Mars	0		Effect: "Stick Emporium Membership", Effect Duration: 58
7726	nitrogenated improved concentrated Dennis's blessing of Minerva	0		Effect: "Ninja, Please", Effect Duration: 17
7727	pressed warmed energized Burt's blessing of Bacchus	0		Effect: "Warm Shoulders", Effect Duration: 18
7728	adjusted modified Freddie's blessing of Mercury	0		Effect: "La Bamba", Effect Duration: 68
7729	Chroner trigger	0		
7730	Xi Receiver Unit	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7731	twirling transmission from planet Xi	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7732	ghostly Black Bart's Booty	0		Skill: "Pirate Bellow"
7733	Xiblaxian circuitry	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7734	Xiblaxian polymer	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7735	Xiblaxian alloy	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7736	Xiblaxian crystal	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7737	Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7738	Xiblaxian cache locator simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7739	Xiblaxian holo-training simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7740	shaking Xiblaxian direct marketing simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7741	shaking Xiblaxian holo-buddy simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7742	upside-down Xiblaxian encrypted political prisoner	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7743	wobbly Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth cowl	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7744	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth trousers	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7745	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth vest	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7746	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: ultraburrito	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7747	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: space whiskey	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7748	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: residence cube	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7749	shaking Xiblaxian holo-schematic: xeno-goggles	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7750	Xiblaxian 5D printer	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7751	Xiblaxian holo-bowtie	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2014-09"
7752	tumbling twirling razor-sharp Xiblaxian xeno-detection goggles	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-09"
7753	yellow electrified banded Xiblaxian stealth cowl	0		Damage Absorption: +100, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-09"
7754	ruddy dance instructor's Xiblaxian stealth trousers	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2014-09"
7755	banded Xiblaxian stealth vest of Leguizamo	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2014-09"
7756	flavorless Xiblaxian ultraburrito	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-09"
7757	artisanal Xiblaxian space-whiskey	3	super EPIC	Last Available: "2014-09"
7758	Xiblaxian residence-cube	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7759	frozen magnetized upside-down They liver	0		Effect: "Indescribable Flavor", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2014-09"
7760	decent skewed red They liver popsicle	3	good	Last Available: "2014-09"
7761	spinning holo-tank	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7762	holo-bomber	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7763	holo-platoon	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7764	boiled shaking residual zeal	1		Last Available: "2014-09"
7765	forbidden Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Drops Items, Last Available: "2014-09"
7766	crafty wizardly defective Golden Mr. Accessory of the boozehound	0		Mysticality: +25, Maximum MP: +10, Booze Drop: +100
7767	airplane charter: Conspiracy Island	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-10"
7768	one-day ticket to Conspiracy Island	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7769	Coinspiracy	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7770	Lo Pan's weightlifter's Personal Ventilation Unit of extreme caution	0		Muscle: +15, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Monster Level: -25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-10"
7771	tarnished non-diffused squat huge the most dangerous bait	0		Effect: "Wistfully Nostalgic", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2014-10"
7772	small delicious &quot;meat&quot; stick	2	awesome	Last Available: "2014-10"
7773	modified transdermal smoke patch	1	crappy	Effect: "The Power of LOV", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2014-10"
7774	skewed narrow specialty ammo bandolier	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7775	reassuring slick pair of plants of the detective	0		Moxie: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2014-10"
7776	Usain Bolt's lion tamer's Sasq&trade; watch of the detective	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Item Drop: +20, Initiative: +80, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-10", Nonstackable Watch, Rollover Effect Duration: 30
7777	nasty brainy smoker's cloak of the scaredy-cat	0		Mysticality: +5, Monster Level: -15, Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2014-10"
7778	blinking wobbly horrifying stanky Tesla thinker's camouflage T-shirt	0		Mysticality: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2014-10"
7779	polarized experimental serum G-9	0		Effect: "Mmmmmelon", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2014-10"
7780	energetic heavy-duty clipboard of courage of temperance	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Spooky Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2014-10"
7781	cyan family-friendly wool stanky Oprah's battery-powered drill	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2014-10"
7782	massive decent limp broccoli	6	good	Last Available: "2014-10"
7783	double-paned gravedigger's Sinatra's hat	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Spooky Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, 0.5xPotato, cap 31", Last Available: "2014-10"
7784	anodized ghostly monkey barf	0		Effect: "items.enh", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2014-10"
7785	wet candy	0		Effect: "Elvish", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2014-10"
7786	Tesla educational jangly bracelet of the bloodbag	0		Experience: +1, Maximum HP: +100, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2014-10"
7787	spinning cuddly teddy bear of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Overload Teddy Bear", Last Available: "2014-10"
7788	ice-cold Cloaca Zero	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7789	padded forbidden first-aid pouch	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Damage Absorption: +20, Last Available: "2014-10"
7790	red khaki duffel bag	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7791	moist aerosolized airborne mutagen	0		Effect: "Big", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2014-10"
7792	SHAWARMA Initiative Keycard	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7793	pulsating bottle-opener keycard	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7794	tumbling Armory keycard	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7795	rotten initiative shawarma	4	crappy	Last Available: "2014-10"
7796	rotten diet upside-down warm war shawarma	1	crappy	Last Available: "2014-10"
7797	adequate huge olive karma shawarma	8	good	Last Available: "2014-10"
7798	lousy Jungle Juice	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-10"
7799	high-proof tolerable jittery Amnesiac Ale	7	good	Last Available: "2014-10"
7800	weak hand-crafted Highest Bitter	2	super EPIC	Last Available: "2014-10"
7801	mirror lightning-fast mercenary pistol of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2014-10"
7802	Temple Grandin's Oprah's mercenary rifle	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2014-10"
7803	Merc Core Field Manual: Sanity Maintenance	0		Skill: "Hypersane", Last Available: "2014-10"
7804	twirling Merc Core Field Manual: Intimidation Techniques	0		Skill: "Intimidating Mien", Last Available: "2014-10"
7805	Merc Core challenge coin	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7806	squat Merc Core deployment orders	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7807	TI-9000 calculator	0		
7808	unused soap	0		
7809	impure gasoline	0		
7810	Z-Bone steak	0		
7811	shaking viral DNA	0		
7812	green tarnished bottlecap	0		
7813	spoiled twirling seared dino steak	3	crappy	
7814	drinkable practically non-alcoholic bottle of drinkin' gas	1	good	
7815	handful of napalm	0		
7816	dove DNA	0		
7817	narrow gelatinous meat mass	0		
7818	99.44% pure math	0		
7819	simple AI	0		
7820	teal bouncing corrupted bird DNA	0		
7821	bouncing sentient meat mass	0		
7822	skewed zombie dinosaur egg	0		
7823	twirling french-fry grabber	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7824	narrow lard-coated educational iShield of the storm	0		Experience: +1, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
7825	medical-grade educational brawny earbuds	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience: +1, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
7826	wicked iFlail of the pedagogue of James Dean	0		Experience: +3, Experience (Moxie): +3, Spell Damage: +5
7827	stale unidentifiable dried fruit	4	decent	
7828	drinkable squat flat cider	3	good	
7829	executive dog trainer's supercool trench lighter	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience (familiar): +1, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2014-10"
7830	ionized ionized experimental serum P-00	0		Effect: "Big Meat Big Prizes", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2014-10"
7831	wobbly military-grade fingernail clippers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7832	spinning encrypted micro-cassette recorder	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7833	gore bucket	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7834	mirror pack of smokes	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7835	ESP suppression collar	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7836	GPS-tracking wristwatch	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7837	fuchsia Project T. L. B.	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7838	Agent Mauve	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7839	yellow special clip: tracers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7840	special clip: wailers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7841	skewed special clip: squelchers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7842	special clip: splatterers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7843	special clip: boneburners	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7844	special clip: graveburpers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7845	dry perl necklace	0		Effect: "Christmessy", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2014-12"
7846	pickled Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	0		Effect: "Blood-Gorged", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2014-12"
7847	dry denatured lime green ruby on canes	0		Effect: "Shrimpin' Ain't Easy", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2014-12"
7848	immense bland maroon petit fortran	7	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7849	adequate special java cookie	3	good	Effect: "Memories of Puppy Love", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2014-12"
7850	toothsome cookie cookie	3	awesome	Last Available: "2014-12"
7851	pulsating Jeselnik's plastic exo-suited miner	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2014-12"
7852	bouncing tumbling smartaleck's plastic semi-autonomous drill unit	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Last Available: "2014-12"
7853	flame-retardant plastic ambulatory robo-minecart	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2014-12"
7854	green plastic Crimbot of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2014-12"
7855	plastic Crimbomega of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2014-12"
7856	pickled red flask of mining oil	0		Effect: "Rushin' Hands", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2014-12"
7857	huge huge arcane researcher's radiation-resistant helmet	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7858	squat energetic servo-assisted exo-pants	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7859	red flame-wreathed high-energy mining laser of courage	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2014-12"
7860	peppermint tailings	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7861	nugget of Crimbonium	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7862	cylindrical mold	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7863	Crimbonium fuel rod	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7864	spinning Petite Paintbrush	0		Adventures: +1
7865	blurry squat Crimbot schematic: Gun Face	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7866	blinking Crimbot schematic: Big Head	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7867	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7868	jittery Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7869	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7870	shaking lime green Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7871	olive tumbling Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7872	maroon Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7873	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7874	spinning Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7875	Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7876	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7877	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7878	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7879	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7880	Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7881	jittery Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7882	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7883	pulsating Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7884	blurry Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7885	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7886	Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7887	Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7888	squat Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7889	red Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7890	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7891	Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7892	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7893	bouncing yellow Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7894	Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7895	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7896	Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7897	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7898	teal Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7899	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7900	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7901	Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7902	ghostly Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7903	blinking red Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7904	Crimbot schematic: Rocket Skirt	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7905	recovered elf magazine	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7906	recovered elf toothbrush	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7907	recovered elf sleeping pills	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7908	green jittery recovered elf underpants	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7909	upside-down upside-down recovered elf wallet	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7910	recovered elf pocketwatch	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7911	recovered elf photo album	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7912	recovered elf smartphone	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7913	wicked Size XI Wizard's Robe of the boozehound of Flo-Jo	0		Spell Damage: +5, Booze Drop: +100, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2014-09"
7914	deionized anodized vacuum-sealed Bit O' Quail Spleen	0		Effect: "Bottle in front of Me", Effect Duration: 33
7915	quantum triple-frozen double-moist Take Eleven Bar	0		Effect: "Sleazy Hands", Effect Duration: 64
7916	mimeplasm	0		
7917	galvanized BOOterfinger	0		Effect: "Unusual Fashion Sense", Effect Duration: 42
7918	enhanced moist quantum huge Moonds	0		Effect: "Thickest, Sickest", Effect Duration: 69
7919	ionized Big Punk	0		Effect: "Rain Dancin'", Effect Duration: 19
7920	fist turkey outline	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-11"
7921	upside-down blue turkey knuckles	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2014-11"
7922	bad triple-distilled Friendly Turkey	9	decent	Last Available: "2014-11"
7923	weak hand-crafted Agitated Turkey	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-11"
7924	boozy tolerable narrow Ambitious Turkey	5	good	Last Available: "2014-11"
7925	stale ghostly neutron lollipop	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7926	hand-crafted watered-down gamma nog	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-12"
7934	sneaky wrapping paper	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7935	Thwaitgold nit statuette	0		
7936	upside-down picky tweezers	0		Last Available: "2015-02"
7937	ghostly Crimbo Credit	0		
7938	compressed fuchsia mirror skewed single atom	1	decent	Last Available: "2015-02"
7939	Time Cape	0		Last Available: "2014-11"
7940	green Time Cloak	0		Last Available: "2014-11"
7941	sleeve deuce	0		
7942	pocket ace	0		
7943	upside-down nastygeist	0		
7944	tooth	0		
7945	table	0		
7946	wool educational outlaw bandana of doom	0		Experience: +1, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +1
7947	aged whiskey in a broken glass	3	awesome	
7948	lousy practically non-alcoholic shot of mescal	1	decent	
7949	tolerable glass of herbal tequila	4	good	
7950	minin' dynamite	0		
7951	foul-smelling baleful plaid cowboy hat	0		Spell Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xLep, 1xBarrr, cap 25"
7952	lasso	0		
7953	squat executive scorching rusted-out shootin' iron of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +40
7954	olive rattler rattle	0		
7955	bag of money	0		
7956	shaking Crimbo sapling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
7957	even more tinsel	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7958	shaking box of Crimbo decorations	0		
7959	letter to Ed the Undying	0		
7960	copy of a jerk adventurer's father's diary	0		
7961	rosy-cheeked Samson's Staff of Ed of the overflowing toilet of doom	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
7962	Eye of Ed	0		
7963	amulet	0		
7964	huge quilted Staff of Fats	0		Damage Absorption: +40
7965	Holy MacGuffin	0		
7966	huge Ka coin	0		
7967	Annie Oakley's World's Best Adventurer sash	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20
7968	lime green topiary nugglet	0		
7969	squat beehive	0		
7970	mirror boning knife	0		
7971	maroon Aggressive Carrot	0		Free Pull
7972	denatured ghostly squat olive mummified fig	1	good	Effect: "Stimulated Body", Effect Duration: 20
7973	diluted skewed wobbly teal mummified loaf of bread	1	crappy	
7974	altered narrow mummified beef haunch	1	awesome	Effect: "Biologically Shocked", Effect Duration: 10
7975	linen bandages	0		
7976	shaking cotton bandages	0		
7977	silk bandages	0		
7978	spinning holy spring water	0		
7979	spirit beer	0		
7980	sacramental wine	0		
7981	bouncing talisman of Thoth	0		
7982	jittery mirror cure-all	0		
7983	Sherlock's Da Vinci's Sister Accessory	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Item Drop: +25, Softcore Only
7984	vacuum-sealed anodized shaking Boosty Juice	0		Effect: "Ready to Snap", Effect Duration: 43
7985	purple shaking quilted parachute of temperance	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2015-12"
7986	scandalous pad of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2015-12"
7987	jittery double-paned wool peeler	0		Cold Resistance: 6, Last Available: "2015-12"
7988	narrow sizzling pettipants of incineration	0		Hot Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2015-12"
7989	stiffened weightlifter's panama hat	0		Muscle: +15, Damage Reduction: 1, Last Available: "2015-12"
7990	healthy occult pulsera	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
7991	jittery lard-coated dog trainer's police baton	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-12"
7992	inspector's Jeselnik's sizzling Herculean supercool plus-fours	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience (Muscle): +1, Hot Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Item Drop: 20, Last Available: "2015-12"
7993	upside-down mirror wool Jim Carey's porkpie	0		Monster Level: +25, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2015-12"
7994	pepper mill of the cougar of extreme caution	0		Moxie: +20, Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2015-12"
7995	scorching slick pelerine	0		Moxie: +10, Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-12"
7996	wobbly green flame-wreathed chaotic phantom mask	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
7997	mixed skewed polyesterene powder	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
7998	distilled skewed powder	1		Effect: "Blood-Rich", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2015-12"
7999	boiled chilled squat choco-Crimbot	0		Effect: "Papowerful", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2014-12"
8000	nitrogenated ionized smart watch	0		Effect: "Tingling Feeling", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2014-12"
8001	non-modified energized cyan mirror augmented-reality shades	0		Effect: "Tiki Temerity", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2014-12"
8002	coward's toy Crimbot mega face	0		Monster Level: -20, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "LIGHT", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
8003	cyan toy Crimbot power glove of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "ZAP", Last Available: "2014-12"
8004	toy Crimbot super fist of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "POW", Last Available: "2014-12"
8005	toy Crimbot rocket legs of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BURN", Last Available: "2014-12"
8006	electrified warmed Crimbot battery	0		Effect: "Filled with Magic", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2014-12"
8007	shaking Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	0		Skill: "Rapid Prototyping", Last Available: "2014-12"
8008	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	0		Skill: "Mathematical Precision", Last Available: "2014-12"
8009	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency	0		Skill: "Ruthless Efficiency", Last Available: "2014-12"
8010	Mini-Crimbot crate	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
8011	heavy-duty Crimbot aerial	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2014-12"
8012	prompt Sherlock's wizardly Crimbomega drive chain	0		Mysticality: +25, Item Drop: +25, Adventures: +3, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "LUBE", Last Available: "2014-12"
8013	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	0		Skill: "Rapid Prototyping", Last Available: "2014-12"
8014	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)	0		Skill: "Mathematical Precision", Last Available: "2014-12"
8015	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	0		Skill: "Ruthless Efficiency", Last Available: "2014-12"
8016	activated pulsating fitness wristband	0		Effect: "Fizzier Than Light", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2014-12"
8017	denatured corrupted flask of tainted mining oil	0		Effect: "Armored Innards", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2014-12"
8018	denatured irradiated spinning and rain stick	0		Effect: "Outer Wolf&trade;", Effect Duration: 52
8019	Chateau Mantegna room key	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-01"
8020	toothsome diet enchanted Choco-Mint patty	1	awesome	Effect: "Yuletide Industry", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2015-01"
8021	perfectly mixed watered-down hot mint schnocolate	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-01"
8022	vaporized ghostly homeopathic mint tea	1	decent	Effect: "The Grass...  Is Blue...", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2015-01"
8023	bouncing muscle stimulator	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8024	foreign language tapes	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8025	bowl of potpourri	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8026	ceiling fan	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8027	twirling antler chandelier	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8028	artificial skylight	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8029	Swiss piggy bank	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8030	continental juice bar	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8031	stationery set	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8032	squat calligraphy pen	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-01"
8033	alpine watercolor set	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8034	Socratic tope&eacute; of the scaredy-cat	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Monster Level: -15, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, cap 12"
8035	Sherlock's boxer's topiary tights	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Item Drop: +25
8036	green electrified topiary necktie	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
8037	spoiled bowl of topioca	4	crappy	
8038	topiary skunk	0		
8039	topiary noseplugs	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8040	blinking trusty whip	0		
8041	crumbling skull	0		
8042	rock	0		
8043	blinking jittery gray pot of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
8044	jittery spelunking fedora of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10
8045	frosty sturdy machete	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
8046	shotgun of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3
8047	therapeutic boomerang	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
8049	Socratic mining helmet	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1
8050	pulsating X-ray goggles	0		Item Drop: +5, Luck: +5
8051	nasty cape	0		Stench Damage: +5
8052	olive boxer's jetpack	0		Muscle Percent: +10
8053	tumbling spring boots	0		
8054	spiked boots	0		
8055	yellow tumbling pickaxe	0		Item Drop: +5
8056	torch	0		
8057	[spelunking test kit] of the overflowing toilet of horror	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +25
8058	quilted plasma rifle	0		Damage Absorption: +40
8059	olive Bananubis's Staff	0		Luck: -6
8060	spinning electrified The Joke Book of the Dead of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Luck: -6
8061	gray The Clown Crown	0		Luck: -6
8062	coffee cup	0		Luck: -2
8063	Tales of Spelunking	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8064	shaking monkey statuette	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8065	teal banana	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8066	dried	1	good	Effect: "Curse of the Black Pearl Onion", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2015-12"
8067	huge nuggets	0		
8068	Professor of Spelunkology	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8069	jittery Stembridge sidearm	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8070	warehouse map page	0		
8071	warehouse inventory page	0		
8072	janitor sponge	0		
8073	Spelunker of Fortune	0		Skill: "Speluck", Last Available: "2015-12"
8074	Tesla Spelunker's fedora of Gandalf of Leguizamo	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Monster Level: +20, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-12"
8075	foul-smelling Lo Pan's Spelunker's whip of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
8076	skewed avaricious curative beefy Spelunker's khakis	0		Muscle: +10, Meat Drop: +30, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-12"
8077	wobbly Spelunker's Guild prize sack	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8084	LOLmec statuette	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8085	gray Spelunker of Fortune (used)	0		Skill: "Speluck"
8086	yellow still-beating spleen	0		
8087	Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	0		
8088	jewel	0		
8089	headless sparrow	0		
8090	tumbling mangled squirrel	0		
8091	bouncing rat carcass	0		
8092	tumbling veiny deadly wicker kickers	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum HP: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8093	rosy-cheeked wicker slicker of doom	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
8094	jittery wicker knickers of the pedagogue of doom	0		Experience: +3, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
8095	foul-smelling wicker ticker of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8096	fuchsia ribald dog trainer's wicker sticker	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
8097	lion tamer's wicker clicker of Flo-Jo	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2016-12"
8098	denatured olive wickerbits	1		Last Available: "2016-12"
8099	perfumed dog trainer's belt	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8100	up-at-dawn zippy badge	0		Initiative: +20, Adventures: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8101	up-at-dawn sinister bowl	0		Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
8102	ruddy beefy brooch	0		Muscle: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8103	banded smartaleck's breeches	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Damage Absorption: +100, Last Available: "2016-12"
8104	baleful wizardly backpack	0		Mysticality: +25, Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
8105	diluted bits	1		Effect: "Irresistible Resolve", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2016-12"
8106	Tesla educational anvil	0		Experience: +1, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8107	ghostly ribald akubra of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2017-12"
8108	family-friendly Herculean apron	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8109	olive vibrating personal trainer's ascot	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8110	auspicious stylish attache case	0		Moxie: +25, Item Drop: +10, Drops Items, Last Available: "2017-12"
8111	squat Usain Bolt's Rosewater's accordion	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Initiative: +80, Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2017-12"
8112	compressed aerosolized	1		Last Available: "2017-12"
8113	scandalous strapping wig	0		Muscle: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2017-12"
8114	huge executive sage winch crank	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8115	zippy widget	0		Item Drop: +5, Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8116	teal dance instructor's stylish whisk	0		Moxie: +25, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Last Available: "2017-12"
8117	red flame-retardant greasy walker	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8118	blinking family-friendly hardened waders	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2017-12"
8119	compressed ghostly flakes	1		Last Available: "2017-12"
8120	lightning-fast crafty gaiters	0		Maximum MP: +10, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2018-12"
8121	squat sharpshooter's extremely unsafe garland	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8122	gunnysack of temperance of the detective	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2018-12"
8123	inspector's rock-hard garibaldi	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2018-12"
8124	girdle of terror of the glutton	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Disco Pudge", Last Available: "2018-12"
8125	huge narrow hale weightlifter's gloves	0		Muscle: +15, Maximum HP: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8126	denatured huge fuchsia smithereens	1		Last Available: "2018-12"
8127	mirror avaricious reassuring fiberglass fetish	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2018-12"
8128	auspicious beefy fiberglass foil	0		Muscle: +10, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2018-12"
8129	auspicious dangerous fiberglass fannypack	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8130	green stiffened fiberglass frock of doom	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2018-12"
8131	mirror jittery occult fiberglass fingerguard of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8132	miser's fiberglass fedora of the glutton	0		Meat Drop: +10, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2018-12"
8133	diluted fiberglass fibers	1		Last Available: "2018-12"
8134	bottle of lovebug pheromones	0		Free Pull
8135	wobbly winged yeti fur	0		
8136	yellow blinking talisman of Renenutet	0		
8138	banded rubber spatula	0		Damage Absorption: +100
8139	twirling jittery nasty spoon	0		Stench Damage: +5
8140	squat olive dance instructor's crystalline reamer	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
8141	green macroplane grater of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50
8142	bastard baster of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8143	twirling toasty obsidian nutcracker	0		Hot Damage: +5
8144	jittery talisman of Seshat	0		Free Pull
8145	friendly personal trainer's glass eye	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Single Equip
8146	corrupted frozen flattened jittery invisible potion	0		Effect: "Egg-stra Arm", Effect Duration: 21
8147	twirling time shuriken	0		
8148	prompt stanky careful ninjammies	0		Monster Level: -10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 0.5xPotato, cap 25", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8149	unsweetened aerosolized adjusted Glo-Pop	0		Effect: "Fastbreaker", Effect Duration: 20
8150	aerosolized bouncing sugar sphere	0		Effect: "Hustlin'", Effect Duration: 57
8151	flattened concentrated blinking twirling Shrubble Bubble	0		Effect: "Shawarma Warm War", Effect Duration: 63
8152	concentrated upside-down polyeaster egg	0		Effect: "Meadulla Oblongota", Effect Duration: 36
8153	quadruple-liquefied colloidal diffused candy dish	0		Effect: "Favored by Lyle", Effect Duration: 12
8154	wet dry squat Spechunky bar	0		Effect: "Cuts Like a Lightly-Buttered Knife", Effect Duration: 60
8155	improved pressed talisman of Horus	0		Effect: "The Moxie of LOV", Effect Duration: 35
8156	check to the Meatsmith	0		
8157	Skeleton Store office key	0		
8158	gray bone with a price tag on it	0		
8159	mirror maroon half of a tooth	0		
8160	corrupted mouse skull	0		Effect: "Fungal Fortification", Effect Duration: 56
8161	vacuum-sealed cold-filtered really thick spine	0		Effect: "The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder", Effect Duration: 45
8162	ghostly crafty stiffened skullcap	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum MP: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley,cap 5"
8163	frosty wholesome three-legged pants	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 25"
8164	resourceful Samson's remaindered axe	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum MP: +50
8165	low-budget shield	0		
8166	cool cr&ecirc;epy mask	0		Moxie: +5, Item Drop: +5, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, cap 5"
8167	bland immense baguette	7	decent	
8168	glob of icing	0		
8169	super-deionized unsweetened ginger snaps	0		Effect: "Chalked-Up Teeth", Effect Duration: 69
8170	chilled double-dry denatured spinning mostly-broken sunglasses	0		Effect: "Sweet Nostalgia", Effect Duration: 42
8171	smooth high-proof unflavored wine cooler	8	awesome	
8172	enchanted carton of snake milk	1	decent	Effect: "Material Witness", Effect Duration: 20
8173	dog trainer's sewer snake	0		Experience (familiar): +1
8174	huge adequate pigeon egg	8	good	
8175	huge supercharged Sinatra's jaunty feather	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum MP Percent: +30
8176	artisanal fuchsia premium malt liquor	3	EPIC	
8177	rosy-cheeked Fonzie's brown paper pants	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum HP Percent: +30
8178	sage brown paper bag mask of James Dean	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience (Moxie): +3
8179	upside-down Van der Graaf ring of telling skeletons what to do	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tell a Skeleton What To Do", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tell This Skeleton What To Do"
8180	ghostly breadwand of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15
8181	bouncing olive loafers of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Single Equip
8182	Map to Kokomo	0		Free Pull, Skill: "Summon Kokomo Resort Pass"
8183	bread basket of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20
8184	Ed the Undying exhibit crate	0		
8185	blurry coward's cool The Crown of Ed the Undying	0		Moxie: +5, Monster Level: -20, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Actually Ed the Undying)]
8186	Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic	0		
8187	wobbly map to a hidden booze cache	0		
8188	watered-down artisanal Cherrytastrophe wine cooler	2	EPIC	
8189	lousy Radberry Rip wine cooler	4	decent	
8190	practically non-alcoholic lousy Orangemageddon wine cooler	1	decent	
8191	lousy watered-down blue Breakfast Blast wine cooler	2	decent	
8192	hand-crafted Citrus Crush wine cooler	3	EPIC	
8193	miniature stale plain bagel	2	decent	
8194	spoiled glob of cream cheese	3	crappy	
8195	huge normal loaf of soda bread	9	good	
8196	low-calorie normal jittery acceptable bagel	1	good	
8197	snack-sized rotten standard-issue cupcake	2	crappy	
8198	decent ultra-deluxe cupcake	3	good	
8199	skewed blurry hypnotic breadcrumbs	0		
8200	jumbo spoiled fuchsia popular tart	5	crappy	
8201	huge no-handed pie	0		
8202	energized polymerized spinning Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum	0		Effect: "The Solution", Effect Duration: 69
8203	airplane charter: Dinseylandfill	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-04"
8204	one-day ticket to Dinseylandfill	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8205	FunFunds&trade;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8206	fortified expensive camera of bravery	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8207	shaking sunglasses	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8208	moist dry blinking How to Avoid Scams	0		Effect: "Broberry Brotality", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2015-04"
8209	filthy child leash	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2015-04"
8210	spinning bag of gross foreign snacks	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8211	cyan bag of park garbage	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8212	grogpagne	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
8213	miser's rigging rope of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2015-04"
8214	mixed ghostly nasty snuff	1	decent	Last Available: "2015-04"
8215	knitted sewage-clogged pistol of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Cold Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Sewage Pistol", Last Available: "2015-04"
8216	enhanced ionized tumbling shaking beard incense	0		Effect: "Eyes All Black", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2015-04"
8217	red rock-hard perfume-soaked bandana of temperance	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8218	toxic globule	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8219	normal toxo	4	good	Last Available: "2015-04"
8220	bad Lemonade-235	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-04"
8221	stiffened grievous isotophat	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Damage Reduction: 1, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-04"
8222	bouncing scandalous Three Mile Island shorts of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2015-04"
8223	foul-smelling Socratic toxic mop	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-04"
8224	inert sludgepuppy	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8225	olive lead collar	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2015-04"
8226	huge jar of swamp honey	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8227	mirror stylish weightlifter's backwoods banjo of terror	0		Muscle: +15, Moxie: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-04"
8228	grody jug	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8229	banded ratskin pajama pants of Leguizamo of the brazier	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Monster Level: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-04", Rollover Effect Duration: 40
8230	pickled triple-ionized turtle voicebox	0		Effect: "Fustulent", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2015-04"
8231	aromatic experienced slick fake washboard	0		Moxie: +10, Experience: +2, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2015-04"
8232	twirling hardened grievous Dinsey's oculus	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Damage Reduction: 3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8233	shaking Dinsey's radar dish of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2015-04"
8234	quilted Dinsey's pizza cutter of the empath	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2015-04"
8235	boxer's Dinsey's brain of the sewer	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-04"
8236	healthy boxer's Dinsey's glove	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8237	wobbly huge Usain Bolt's sinister Dinsey's pants	0		Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2015-04"
8238	shaking brain preservation fluid	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8239	jittery keycard &alpha;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8240	keycard &beta;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8241	spinning purple keycard &gamma;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8242	keycard &delta;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8243	complimentary Dinsey refreshments	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8244	lard-coated lube-shoes	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-04"
8245	trash net	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8246	up-at-dawn perfumed Dinsey mascot mask of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Stench Resistance: +5, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2015-04"
8247	rotten super-sized yellow Dinsey food-cone	5	crappy	Last Available: "2015-04"
8248	delicious Dinsey Whinskey	3	awesome	Last Available: "2015-04"
8249	extra-chilled Dinsey face paint	0		Effect: "French Bronilla Brogueishness", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2015-04"
8250	squat hale fannypack of incineration	0		Maximum HP: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2015-04"
8251	scorching chilly Annie Oakley's therapeutic baleful deadly garbage sticker	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Spell Damage: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +5, Hot Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Drops Meat, Last Available: "2015-04"
8252	mansplainer's manspreader's savvy slick hazmat helmet of horror	0		Moxie: +10, Mysticality Percent: +20, Monster Level: 25, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-04"
8253	Scratch-and-Sniff Guide to Dinseylandfill	0		Skill: "Olfactory Burnout", Last Available: "2015-04"
8254	tumbling blurry Trash, a Memoir	0		Skill: "Garbage Nova", Last Available: "2015-04"
8255	ghostly pulsating Dinsey Maintenance Manual	0		Skill: "Dinsey Operations Expert", Last Available: "2015-04"
8256	blurry Dinsey tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8257	unsweetened energized super-moist skewed maroon nasty gum	0		Effect: "substats.enh", Effect Duration: 48
8258	Wart Dinsey: An Afterlife	0		Skill: "Rotten Memories"
8259	Socratic The Lot's engagement ring	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Propose To Your Opponent"
8260	Mayo Clinic	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8261	Mayonex	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8262	huge Mayodiol	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8263	lime green Mayostat	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8264	shaking Mayozapine	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8265	Mayoflex	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8266	healthy wholesome educational miracle whip of vim and vigor	0		Experience: +1, Maximum HP Percent: 80, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8267	upside-down upside-down wholesome sphygmayomanometer	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8268	jittery tomayohawk-style reflex hammer	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8269	purple mayo lance	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8270	bland blue unappetizing mayolus	4	decent	Last Available: "2015-05"
8271	decent uninteresting mayolus	3	good	Last Available: "2015-05"
8272	snack-sized decent acceptable mayolus	2	good	Last Available: "2015-05"
8273	rotten enticing mayolus	4	crappy	Last Available: "2015-05"
8274	rotten mouth-watering mayolus	4	crappy	Last Available: "2015-05"
8275	newly-hatched mayonnaise wasp	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8276	red mayo pump	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8277	olive Essence of Bear	0		Skill: "Bear Essence"
8278	tolerable irresponsibly strong pulsating Afternoon Delight	7	good	Last Available: "2015-04"
8279	Kokomo Resort Chip	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8280	blurry Golden Kokomo Resort Chip	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8281	non-polymerized altered Kokomo Resort Brand Suntan Oil	0		Effect: "Celestial Body", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2025-08"
8282	cyan Kokomo Resort Order Pad	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8283	spinning The Cocktail Shaker	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8284	wet polymerized super-tarnished fuchsia Kokomo Resort Pass	0		Effect: "The Chains Down In The Belly-O", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2025-08"
8285	Mayo Minder&trade;	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8286	ionized Mayo de Mayo&trade; mayo	0		Effect: "Experimental Effect G-9", Effect Duration: 19
8287	puck	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-06"
8288	kill screen	0		Random Monster Modifiers: +1, Last Available: "2015-06"
8289	boxing gloves	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8290	thinker's dice ring	0		Mysticality: +10, Single Equip
8291	veiny dice belt buckle	0		Maximum HP: +10, Single Equip
8292	mirror teal mansplainer's dice-print pajama pants	0		Monster Level: +15
8293	mansplainer's dice-shaped backpack	0		Monster Level: +15
8294	blinking smelly dice-print do-rag	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10
8295	manspreader's dice sunglasses	0		Monster Level: +10, Single Equip
8296	yellow Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette	0		
8297	extra-diffused ionized dice	0		Effect: "Glittering Eyelashes", Effect Duration: 12
8298	pixel	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8299	pixel coin	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8300	colloidal extra-dry green power pill	0		Effect: "All Blued Up", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2015-06"
8301	dry pixel star	0		Effect: "Hairless and Airless", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2015-06"
8302	delicious small pixel banana	2	awesome	Last Available: "2015-06"
8303	tolerable pixel beer	3	good	Last Available: "2015-06"
8304	squat puck with a bow on it	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-06"
8305	pumps	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8306	non-tarnished triple-flattened sludgesicle	0		Effect: "Eye of the Seal", Effect Duration: 11
8307	deionized teal narrow &Uuml;berraschthexengebr&auml;u	0		Effect: "Boschface", Effect Duration: 55
8308	moist cold-filtered piggy tattoo	0		Effect: "Hot Buttoned", Effect Duration: 50
8309	denatured liquefied baggie of regular-sized tardigrades	0		Effect: "Initiative and Let Die", Effect Duration: 65
8310	non-liquefied polarized skewed twirling .epub file	0		Effect: "Drenched With Filth", Effect Duration: 14
8311	triple-oxidized improved BUBBLE GUM	0		Effect: "Blessing of Charcoatl", Effect Duration: 17
8312	warmed electrified twirling hustler shades	0		Effect: "Smugness", Effect Duration: 32
8313	denatured jerky stick	0		Effect: "Here to Kick Ass", Effect Duration: 19
8314	liquefied oxidized extra-polymerized pulsating olive costume rental shop	0		Effect: "Phoenix, Right?", Effect Duration: 44
8315	pressed muscle oil	0		Effect: "Brain Freeze", Effect Duration: 50
8316	dry blinking bottle of Red-Out	0		Effect: "Full of Vinegar", Effect Duration: 34
8317	pressed mirror pickpocket protector	0		Effect: "Flexibili Tea", Effect Duration: 39
8318	moist sinister-looking cat	0		Effect: "The Moxie of LOV", Effect Duration: 37
8319	aerosolized fuchsia jazzy cigarette holder	0		Effect: "Gyromitra Gymnastics", Effect Duration: 56
8320	extra-vacuum-sealed wobbly one glove	0		Effect: "Dance Interpreter", Effect Duration: 18
8321	ionized glove	0		Effect: "Mucilaginous Muscle", Effect Duration: 27
8322	deionized Vulcanized liquefied handful of fire	0		Effect: "Tightly-Wound Spine", Effect Duration: 43
8323	frozen teal shaking Cracklin' Oat Bran	0		Effect: "Berry Berry Cold", Effect Duration: 24
8324	irradiated alkaline polymerized disposable lighter	0		Effect: "Corona de la Salsa", Effect Duration: 27
8325	frozen diffused coal contact lenses	0		Effect: "Spiky Hair", Effect Duration: 42
8326	altered conjured ice cream	0		Effect: "Can Has Cyborger", Effect Duration: 49
8327	dry triple-wet Iceberglar scarf	0		Effect: "Don't Rest Ye, Bold Adventurer", Effect Duration: 14
8328	galvanized non-anodized icy hairspray	0		Effect: "Motion", Effect Duration: 31
8329	diffused smellbook	0		Effect: "Third Based", Effect Duration: 45
8330	Vulcanized unsweetened shaking assassin's cheese knife	0		Effect: "Cybernetic Muscles", Effect Duration: 27
8331	dry double-electrified filthy armor	0		Effect: "Cold-Blooded Warm Fuzzies", Effect Duration: 25
8332	electrified corrupted plague pie	0		Effect: "Purity of Spirit", Effect Duration: 21
8333	flattened quantum ghostly batarang	0		Effect: "The Power of LOV", Effect Duration: 27
8334	denatured quantum twirling spare neck bolts	0		Effect: "Petit Forbearance", Effect Duration: 23
8335	improved moist polarized narrow skewed grease trap	0		Effect: "Cake Caked", Effect Duration: 13
8336	polymerized shamanic ham	0		Effect: "init.enh", Effect Duration: 55
8337	colloidal porkpocket	0		Effect: "Coated Arms", Effect Duration: 48
8338	cold-filtered double-improved Leonard's glasses	0		Effect: "Hiding in Plain Sight", Effect Duration: 58
8339	unsweetened colloidal warehouse walkie-talkie	0		Effect: "Frozen Shoulders", Effect Duration: 41
8340	modified polymerized janitor's mop	0		Effect: "Space Cadet", Effect Duration: 14
8341	wet moist denatured tumbling warehouse clerk's glasses	0		Effect: "Fratty Flavor", Effect Duration: 42
8342	altered liquefied squat baloney rotgut	0		Effect: "Bright!", Effect Duration: 42
8343	concentrated yellow carton of gaspers	0		Effect: "All Is Forgiven", Effect Duration: 32
8344	altered frozen bronze polish	0		Effect: "Extra-Wet", Effect Duration: 54
8345	adjusted ionized blinking crident	0		Effect: "Souper Vengeful", Effect Duration: 53
8346	quantum bouncing totally sweet mohawk helmet	0		Effect: "Vital", Effect Duration: 11
8347	altered ionized spray chrome	0		Effect: "Tiki Temerity", Effect Duration: 20
8348	polarized bouncing filthy monkey head	0		Effect: "Gonna Get You, Sucker", Effect Duration: 26
8349	triple-colloidal wet hand of cards	0		Effect: "Liquidy Smoky", Effect Duration: 46
8350	pressed ionized aerosolized damp bar rag	0		Effect: "Berry Statistical", Effect Duration: 64
8351	dry modified narrow lump of goofball ore	0		Effect: "Corruption of Wretched Wally", Effect Duration: 52
8352	corrupted ionized skeleton beans	0		Effect: "Covetous Robbery", Effect Duration: 40
8353	anodized dry red grimy lab coat	0		Effect: "Influence of Sphere", Effect Duration: 11
8354	alkaline skewed cyan nursery rhyme	0		Effect: "Don't Step to Your Stepmother", Effect Duration: 28
8355	triple-irradiated nitrogenated lime green ghostly iron torso box	0		Effect: "Scorpio Rising", Effect Duration: 48
8356	adjusted non-diffused concentrated mercenary headband	0		Effect: "Stinking Cloud", Effect Duration: 65
8357	galvanized energized narrow radioactive spider venom	0		Effect: "Tingly Wrists", Effect Duration: 52
8358	anodized alkaline flattened wobbly x-ray mirror	0		Effect: "Sauce Monocle", Effect Duration: 34
8359	oxidized jittery wrestling mask	0		Effect: "Grape Expectations", Effect Duration: 51
8360	modified double-diffused irradiated hawkface potion	0		Effect: "Heart of Green", Effect Duration: 42
8361	super-flattened altered narrow child-sized dracula cloak	0		Effect: "Sugar Smacks", Effect Duration: 59
8362	irradiated blurry olive devil-summoning hat	0		Effect: "critical.enh", Effect Duration: 64
8363	ionized ghostly shopkeeper beard	0		Effect: "Crud&eacute;", Effect Duration: 22
8364	energized triple-deionized upside-down alien autoautopsy kit	0		Effect: "Patched In", Effect Duration: 68
8365	warmed Vulcanized blurry novelty fruit hat	0		Effect: "Super Speed", Effect Duration: 12
8366	dry bouncing invisibility cream	0		Effect: "Badger Underfoot", Effect Duration: 42
8367	pressed bouncing handful of stubble	0		Effect: "Cancer Rising", Effect Duration: 51
8368	irradiated double-tarnished lime green garbage juice slurpee	0		Effect: "Night Vision", Effect Duration: 43
8369	double-concentrated red plunge-leg	0		Effect: "Human-Beast Hybrid", Effect Duration: 20
8370	extra-magnetized spinning funky eyepatch	0		Effect: "Also Schmeckt Zarathustra", Effect Duration: 44
8371	unsweetened activated bucket of fish juice	0		Effect: "Sticky Hands", Effect Duration: 12
8372	vacuum-sealed Vulcanized frozen tumbling flashy pirate dreadlocks	0		Effect: "Ripping, Dripping", Effect Duration: 13
8373	magnetized electrified wobbly captured boozles	0		Effect: "Black Lung", Effect Duration: 54
8374	nitrogenated liquefied red drinks tray	0		Effect: "Gyromitra Gymnastics", Effect Duration: 28
8375	irradiated non-denatured eyebrow lifter	0		Effect: "Cold Jellied", Effect Duration: 14
8376	submarine	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8377	adequate gigantic blurry pixel lemon	6	good	Last Available: "2015-06"
8378	bad weak maroon pixel daiquiri	2	decent	Last Available: "2015-06"
8379	chilled ghostly power pill	0		Effect: "Toothy Grin", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2015-06"
8380	ionized quantum liquefied pixel potion	0		Effect: "Cranberry Cordiality", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2015-06"
8381	Pack of Every Card	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-07"
8382	Deck of Every Card	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8383	popular part	0		
8384	wobbly blurry bubblegum heart	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8385	cubic zirconia	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8386	squat valuable coin	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8387	mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8388	mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8389	mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8390	mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8391	yellow mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8392	gift card	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8393	hermit factoid	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8394	The Emperor's dry cleaning	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8395	pulsating zippy The Emperor's new hat	0		Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2015-07"
8396	blurry The Emperor's new shirt of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2015-07"
8397	pulsating twirling chilly The Emperor's new pants	0		Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2015-07"
8398	wholesome lead pipe of Leguizamo	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Monster Level: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8399	yellow double-paned deadly rope	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8400	blue resourceful wrench of Leguizamo	0		Maximum MP: +50, Monster Level: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8401	candlestick of Gandalf of chilblains	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8402	zippy miser's knife	0		Meat Drop: +10, Initiative: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8403	Fonzie's revolver of the empath	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Familiar Weight: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8404	blue 1952 Mickey Mantle card	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8405	ghostly talking spade	0		Free Pull
8406	savory dry noodles	0		
8407	bland half-sized fancy pestopiary	2	decent	Effect: "Celestial Body", Effect Duration: 5
8408	boiled ionized fuchsia ectoplasmic orbs	0		Effect: "Weapon of Mass Destruction", Effect Duration: 49
8409	flavorless small crudles	2	decent	
8410	moldy agnolotti arboli	4	crappy	
8411	decent cyan spaghetti with ghost balls	3	good	
8412	stale succulent marrow	3	decent	
8413	moldy salacious crumbs	3	crappy	
8414	half-sized bland fancy fusilli marrownarrow	2	decent	Effect: "Booooooze", Effect Duration: 20
8415	tasty suggestive strozzapreti	4	awesome	
8416	Mountain Stream gastrique	0		
8417	gigantic enchanted spoiled gray Mt. McLargeHuge oyster	7	crappy	Effect: "Red-Shirted Escort", Effect Duration: 10
8418	tumbling oyster sauce	0		
8419	normal linguini immondizia bianco	3	good	
8420	tiny tasty shells a la shellfish	1	awesome	
8421	Jick's autograph	0		
8422	high-temperature mining drill	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8423	green skewed unsmoothed velvet	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8424	1,970 carat	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8425	lime green ghostly New Age healing crystal	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8426	narrow Volcoino	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8427	fizzing spore pod	0		
8428	lime green spore pod	0		
8429	veiny spore pod	0		
8430	hard spore pod	0		
8431	spore pod	0		
8432	bouncing hot spore pod	0		
8433	cool spore pod	0		
8434	narrow jingling spore pod	0		
8435	quilted dance instructor's LavaCo Lamp&trade;	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Damage Absorption: +40, Last Available: "2015-08", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8436	hardened Socratic LavaCo Lamp&trade;	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2015-08", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8437	ghostly asbestos-lined resourceful LavaCo Lamp&trade;	0		Maximum MP: +50, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2015-08", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8438	thin wire	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8439	insulated wire	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8440	teal narrow empty lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8441	full lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8442	jittery viscous lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8443	lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8444	lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8445	lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8446	SMOOCH bottlecap	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
8447	blinking uncapped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8448	uncapped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8449	uncapped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8450	capped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8451	capped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8452	upside-down blue mirror capped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8453	olive heat-resistant sheet	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8454	LavaCo&trade; Lamp housing	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8455	New Age crystal	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8456	crystalline light bulb	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8457	broken high-temperature mining drill	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8458	shellacked high-temperature mining mask of bravery	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Spooky Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-08"
8459	skewed Van der Graaf stiffened fireproof megaphone	0		Damage Reduction: 1, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2015-08"
8460	normal mineapple	4	good	Last Available: "2015-08"
8461	artisanal watered-down Gold Velvet&trade; whiskey	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-08"
8462	huge SMOOCH soda	1	awesome	Last Available: "2015-08"
8463	yummy smelted roe	3	awesome	Last Available: "2015-08"
8464	perfectly mixed lavawater	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-08"
8465	alkaline boiled activated basaltamander tongue	0		Effect: "Insatiable Hunger", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2015-08"
8466	blue scandalous hardened Fonzie's lavalarva	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Damage Reduction: 3, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2015-08"
8467	olive mirror double-paned groovy lava balaclava of temperance	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2015-08"
8468	blurry censurious rosewater-soaked Jack Frost's basaltamander buckler	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2015-08"
8469	electrified tarnished lava globs	0		Effect: "Tingly Wrists", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2015-08"
8470	jumbo adequate gooey lava globs	5	good	Last Available: "2015-08"
8471	medical-grade lava-proof pants	0		Item Drop: +5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2015-08"
8472	heat-resistant necktie of the dark arts of the blizzard	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8473	Usain Bolt's smartaleck's heat-resistant gloves of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Moxie Percent: +30, Initiative: +80, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8474	normal snack-sized very hot lunch	2	good	Last Available: "2015-08"
8475	hand-crafted asbestos thermos	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-08"
8476	diffused magnetized liquid rhinestones	0		Effect: "Sealed Brain", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2015-08"
8477	rotten immense wobbly disco biscuit	10	crappy	Last Available: "2015-08"
8478	bad lime green Quaatorade&trade;	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-08"
8479	green knitted lard-coated biker's hat of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2015-08"
8480	extremely unsafe grievous feathered headdress of the storm	0		Weapon Damage Percent: 150, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2015-08"
8481	squat miser's experienced electrician's hardhat of dire peril	0		Experience: +2, Weapon Damage: +20, Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2015-08"
8482	Lava Miner's Daughter	0		Skill: "Asbestos Heart", Last Available: "2015-08"
8483	mirror bouncing Psycho From The Heat	0		Skill: "Pyromania", Last Available: "2015-08"
8484	The Firegate Tapes	0		Skill: "Firegate", Last Available: "2015-08"
8485	&quot;DEBBIE&quot; tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8486	one-day ticket to That 70s Volcano	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8487	fuchsia airplane charter: That 70s Volcano	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-08"
8488	wobbly Manual of Numberology	0		Skill: "Calculate the Universe"
8489	upside-down New Age hurting crystal	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8490	Oprah's smooth velvet pants	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2015-08"
8491	blurry frightening smooth velvet shirt	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2015-08"
8492	wobbly occult smooth velvet hat	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2015-08"
8493	padded smooth velvet pocket square	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8494	lion tamer's smooth velvet socks	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8495	savvy smooth velvet hanky	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8496	padded Sinatra's The One Mood Ring	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Damage Absorption: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8497	Mr. Choch's bone	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8498	shaking wobbly Mr. Cheeng's 'stache	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8499	Saturday Night thermometer	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8500	shaking the tongue of Smimmons	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8501	tumbling Raul's guitar pick	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8502	Pener's crisps	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8503	signed deuce	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8504	Lavalos core	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8505	blurry half-melted hula girl	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8506	shaking glass ceiling fragments	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8507	modified squat wobbly SMOOCH coffee cup	1	decent	Effect: "Disco Neuropathy", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2015-08"
8508	corrupted labrador cookie	0		Effect: "Educated (Kinda)", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2015-08"
8509	wobbly up-at-dawn careful quilted Mr. Cheeng's spectacles	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Monster Level: -10, Adventures: +5, Single Equip, Drops Items, Last Available: "2015-08"
8510	vibrating sage grease cannon	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2015-08"
8511	flattened twirling demon makeup kit	0		Effect: "Mutated", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2015-08"
8512	forbidden grievous beefcake's love	0		Muscle: +25, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2015-08"
8513	huge chilly brawny Pener's drumstick of bravery	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2015-08"
8514	blinking frosty deadly deuce cape	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-08"
8515	Lavalos's shell of the brute of the sweet-tooth of Flo-Jo	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Candy Drop: +100, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2015-08"
8516	supercool smooth velvet bra of horror	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-08"
8517	resourceful rock-hard SMOOCH bracers	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum MP: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8518	censurious SMOOCH kneepads	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8519	energetic SMOOCH spaulders	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8520	vibrating wholesome SMOOCH codpiece	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 20", Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8521	Newton's SMOOCH breastplate	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8522	superduperheated	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8523	fused fuse	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8524	superheated	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8525	moldy gigantic lava cake	10	crappy	Last Available: "2015-08"
8526	yummy massive twirling green pink slime	10	awesome	
8527	Devil's Elbow Hot Sauce	0		
8528	Special&trade; Sauce	0		
8529	adequate devil hair pasta	3	good	
8530	spoiled jittery spagecialetti	3	crappy	
8531	spinning Salsa Libre	0		
8532	good gravy	0		
8533	tumbling illicit fish sauce	0		
8534	spoiled small blinking libertagliatelle	2	crappy	
8535	rotten fancy turkish mostaccioli	4	crappy	Effect: "Bustle Hustlin'", Effect Duration: 10
8536	delicious twirling linguini of the sea	4	awesome	
8537	aerosolized squat Hersey&trade; SMOOCH	0		Effect: "Object Detection", Effect Duration: 20
8539	Alexy sauce	0		
8540	maroon rainbow sauce	0		
8541	drug cocktail sauce	0		
8542	spoiled Fettris	3	crappy	
8543	fancy decent fuchsia fusillocybin	3	good	Effect: "Greasy Flavor", Effect Duration: 5
8544	bland twirling prescription noodles	4	decent	
8545	twisted skewed blinking blood-drive sticker	1	good	
8546	pressed adjusted bag of grain	0		Effect: "Sealed Brain", Effect Duration: 49
8547	galvanized pocket maze	0		Effect: "init.enh", Effect Duration: 39
8548	chilled improved shady shades	0		Effect: "Patience of the Tortoise", Effect Duration: 13
8549	oxidized huge lime green squeaky toy rose	0		Effect: "It Tickles!  It Tickles!", Effect Duration: 56
8550	diet delicious weird gazelle steak	1	awesome	
8551	delicious small sausage without a cause	2	awesome	
8552	polarized face paint	0		Effect: "Fury of the Bells", Effect Duration: 16
8553	bad emergency margarita	3	decent	
8554	watered-down smooth vintage smart drink	2	awesome	
8555	skewed a ten-percent bonus	0		
8556	bouncing Thwaitgold termite statuette	0		
8557	The Emperor's new cookie	0		
8558	oxidized skewed Wickers bar	0		Effect: "Radiated and Grodiated", Effect Duration: 55
8559	pressed wet oxidized twirling bouncing bakelite-covered bacon	0		Effect: "Bolts about Candy", Effect Duration: 56
8560	altered boiled spinning Aerheads	0		Effect: "Serenity", Effect Duration: 57
8561	alkaline altered Wrotz	0		Effect: "Demonic Flavor", Effect Duration: 67
8562	tarnished improved squat Gabarbar	0		Effect: "Cletus's Canticle of Celerity", Effect Duration: 16
8563	concentrated ghostly fiberglass insulation	0		Effect: "Healthy Blue Glow", Effect Duration: 57
8564	shrine to the Barrel god	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-09"
8565	tumbling avaricious flame-retardant barrel lid of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Hot Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +30, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-09"
8566	gravedigger's Rosewater's barrel hoop earring of courage	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-09"
8567	curative beefy bankruptcy barrel of the sewer	0		Muscle: +10, Stench Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-09"
8568	blinking firkin	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8569	normal barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8570	tun	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8571	fuchsia weathered barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8572	wobbly barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8573	barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8574	ghostly moist barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8575	upside-down rotting barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8576	mouldering barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8577	barnacled barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8578	practically non-alcoholic bad bottle of Amontillado	1	decent	Last Available: "2015-09"
8579	weak bad barrel-aged martini	2	decent	Last Available: "2015-09"
8580	miniature tasty barrel pickle	2	awesome	Last Available: "2015-09"
8581	adequate special barrel cracker	3	good	Effect: "How to Scam Tourists", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2015-09"
8582	diluted tumbling vibrating mushroom	1	good	Effect: "Marinated", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2015-09"
8583	denatured mushroom	1	good	Last Available: "2015-09"
8584	lime green strapping KoL Con 12-gauge	0		Muscle: +5, Last Available: "2015-09"
8585	twirling Herculean Golden Mr. Eh?	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Last Available: "2015-09"
8586	forbidden barrel gun	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2015-09"
8587	skewed barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8588	barrel beryl	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8589	snack-sized flavorless water log	2	decent	Last Available: "2015-09"
8590	shaking hardy barrelhead of the brazier	0		Maximum HP: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-09"
8591	MacGyver's arcane researcher's bottoms of the barrel	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2015-09"
8592	up-at-dawn chest barrel of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2015-09"
8593	bung spigot	0		Equips On: "Lil' Barrel Mimic"
8594	fireproof chaotic double barreled barrel gun	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2015-09"
8595	upside-down miser's sharpshooter's baleful triple barreled barrel gun	0		Spell Damage: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2015-09"
8596	tumbling friendly resourceful barrel beryl choker	0		Maximum MP: +50, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2015-09"
8597	bouncing hale barrel beryl nose ring of extreme caution	0		Maximum HP: +20, Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2015-09"
8598	barrel beryl ring of the scaredy-cat of bravery	0		Monster Level: -15, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2015-09"
8599	blinking map to the Biggest Barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8600	blinking twirling potted tea tree	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8601	colloidal tumbling bouncing cuppa Flamibili tea	0		Effect: "Artificially Sweet", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2015-09"
8602	tarnished cuppa Yet tea	0		Effect: "The Smile of Mr. A.", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2015-09"
8603	enhanced irradiated cuppa Boo tea	0		Effect: "Brain Freeze", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2015-09"
8604	dry warmed squat cuppa Nas tea	0		Effect: "Ooh, Umami!", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2015-09"
8605	ionized pulsating cuppa Improprie tea	0		Effect: "There Wolf", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2015-09"
8606	double-flattened polarized narrow cuppa Frost tea	0		Effect: "Thicker, Sicker", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2015-09"
8607	enhanced alkaline cuppa Toast tea	0		Effect: "Really Deep Breath", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2015-09"
8608	corrupted polarized cuppa Net tea	0		Effect: "Stench Jellied", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2015-09"
8609	oxidized skewed cuppa Proprie tea	0		Effect: "Space Tripping", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2015-09"
8610	super-warmed modified blinking cuppa Morbidi tea	0		Effect: "Radium Radicality", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2015-09"
8611	anodized pickled cuppa Chari tea	0		Effect: "Hoity Toity", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2015-09"
8612	energized pulsating cuppa Serendipi tea	0		Effect: "Here to Kick Ass", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2015-09"
8613	quadruple-ionized aerosolized spinning cuppa Feroci tea	0		Effect: "Ermine Eyes", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2015-09"
8614	flattened cuppa Physicali tea	0		Effect: "Yet tea", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2015-09"
8615	altered modified cuppa Wit tea	0		Effect: "The Strength... of the Future", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2015-09"
8616	enhanced cuppa Neuroplastici tea	0		Effect: "Rat-Faced", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2015-09"
8617	cold-filtered super-adjusted cuppa Dexteri tea	0		Effect: "Shredding, Sweating", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2015-09"
8618	non-polymerized pickled huge cuppa Flexibili tea	0		Effect: "Trash-Wrapped", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2015-09"
8619	colloidal non-denatured cuppa Impregnabili tea	0		Effect: "Impregnably Delicious", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2015-09"
8620	denatured denatured twirling cuppa Obscuri tea	0		Effect: "Creepypasted", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2015-09"
8621	anodized concentrated galvanized cuppa Irritabili tea	0		Effect: "Woad Warrior", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2015-09"
8622	deionized spinning cuppa Mediocri tea	0		Effect: "Pasty", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2015-09"
8623	galvanized galvanized wobbly cuppa Loyal tea	0		Effect: "Benetton's Medley of Diversity", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2015-09"
8624	dried blue jittery jittery cuppa Activi tea	1	decent	Last Available: "2015-09"
8625	twisted pulsating cuppa Cruel tea	1		Effect: "Cold-Blooded Warm Fuzzies", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2015-09"
8626	adjusted galvanized pressed cuppa Alacri tea	0		Effect: "Sneaky Serpentine Subtlety", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2015-09"
8627	liquefied cuppa Vitali tea	0		Effect: "Hyphemariffic", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2015-09"
8628	pickled galvanized cuppa Mana tea	0		Effect: "New Zeal", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2015-09"
8629	quadruple-flattened ghostly cuppa Monstrosi tea	0		Effect: "Outer Wolf&trade;", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2015-09"
8630	pressed colloidal skewed cuppa Twen tea	0		Effect: "Horrid, Torrid", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2015-09"
8631	aerosolized narrow red blurry cuppa Gill tea	0		Effect: "On a Roll", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2015-09"
8632	galvanized pressed cuppa Uncertain tea	0		Effect: "Pronounced Potency", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2015-09"
8633	tumbling cuppa Voraci tea	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8634	cuppa Sobrie tea	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8635	cuppa Royal tea	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8636	alkaline cuppa Craft tea	0		Effect: "Disdain of the Storm Tortoise", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2015-09"
8637	pickled cuppa Insani tea	0		Effect: "Marinated", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2015-09"
8638	brainy Royal scepter of Tarzan of Leguizamo	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience (Muscle): +3, Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2015-09", Rollover Effect Duration: 5
8639	wobbly doghouse	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-10"
8640	Ghost Dog Chow	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8641	adequate jittery bowl of eyeballs	3	good	Last Available: "2015-10"
8642	moldy bowl of mummy guts	4	crappy	Last Available: "2015-10"
8643	flavorless green bowl of maggots	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-10"
8644	delicious blood and blood	3	awesome	Last Available: "2015-10"
8645	boozy artisanal Jack-O-Lantern beer	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-10"
8646	bad high-proof zombie	6	decent	Last Available: "2015-10"
8647	Telltale&trade; rubber heart	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8648	wind-up spider	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8649	pulsating plastic nightmare troll	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8650	tennis ball	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8651	spinning green wholesome studded fortified crown	0		Damage Absorption: 140, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xGhuol, cap 27"
8652	ear poison	0		
8653	shaking stink-penny	0		
8654	jittery smartaleck's hawk of James Dean of the sweet-tooth	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Experience (Moxie): +3, Candy Drop: +100
8655	decent small hamlet sandwich	2	good	
8656	cyan Jack Frost's Othello's military jacket	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50
8657	shaking maroon Newton's Othello's dagger	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Single Equip
8658	skewed beefy Othello's handkerchief	0		Muscle: +10, Single Equip
8659	warmed improved wobbly bowl of Jeal-O	0		Effect: "Hangdog", Effect Duration: 35
8660	lime green grip key	0		
8661	How to Play Othello	0		
8662	cyan ribald wicked ghostly dagger of Gandalf	0		Spell Damage: +5, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +10
8663	artisanal triple-distilled skewed ghost beer	6	EPIC	
8664	supercool Othello set	0		Moxie Percent: +20
8665	rotten tomato	0		
8666	Twelve Night Energy	0		
8667	miser's razor-sharp Yorick of vim and vigor	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Meat Drop: +10
8668	rose	0		
8669	bouncing tulip	0		
8670	ghostly narrow tulip	0		
8671	tulip	0		
8672	Walford's bucket	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8673	Wal-Mart gift certificate	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8674	airplane charter: The Glaciest	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-11"
8675	narrow olive one-day ticket to The Glaciest	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8676	anodized alkaline anodized shoulder-warming lotion	0		Effect: "Tiki Thoughtfulness", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2015-11"
8677	delicious squat blinking iceberg lettuce	4	awesome	Last Available: "2015-11"
8678	mediocre ice wine	4	decent	Last Available: "2015-11"
8679	huge yellow Annie Oakley's thinker's Wal-Mart snowglobe of the cheetah	0		Mysticality: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2015-11"
8680	sizzling hardened smartaleck's Wal-Mart nametag	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Damage Reduction: 3, Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-11"
8681	tumbling yellow scandalous Temple Grandin's hale Wal-Mart overalls	0		Maximum HP: +20, Familiar Weight: +7, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2015-11"
8682	To Build an Igloo	0		Skill: "Refusal to Freeze", Last Available: "2015-11"
8683	green skewed The Chill of the Wild	0		Skill: "Beardfreeze", Last Available: "2015-11"
8684	Cold Fang	0		Skill: "Frost Bite", Last Available: "2015-11"
8685	Wal-Mart tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8686	spinning skewed perfect ice cube	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8687	The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide	0		Skill: "Perfect Freeze", Last Available: "2015-11"
8688	Jim Carey's bellhop's hat	0		Monster Level: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 0.75xBarrr, cap 30", Last Available: "2015-11"
8689	perfectly mixed boozy ice porter	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-11", Wiki Name: "ice porter (drink)"
8690	non-alkaline oxidized exotic travel brochure	0		Effect: "Strawberry Alarm", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2015-11"
8691	teal bag of foreign bribes	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8692	flattened dry triple-galvanized shampoo-conditioner	0		Effect: "Heart of White", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2015-11"
8693	bouncing bouncing hotel minibar key	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8694	ice hotel bell	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8695	Martialest Arts trophy	0		Last Available: "2016-01"
8696	diluted mirror green medicinal herbs	1		Effect: "Sleazy Weapon", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2016-01"
8697	yummy ice rice	3	awesome	Last Available: "2016-01"
8698	acceptable skewed iced plum wine	3	good	Last Available: "2016-01"
8699	nippy weightlifter's training belt of temperance	0		Muscle: +15, Cold Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-01"
8700	gray ghostly tumbling sharpshooter's supercool training legwarmers of courage	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-01"
8701	twirling huge Samson's training helmet of the dark arts of the boozehound	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Booze Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2016-01"
8702	training scroll:  Shattering Punch	0		Skill: "Shattering Punch", Last Available: "2016-01"
8703	training scroll:  Snokebomb	0		Skill: "Snokebomb", Last Available: "2016-01"
8704	mirror training scroll:  Shivering Monkey Technique	0		Skill: "Shivering Monkey Technique", Last Available: "2016-01"
8705	X-32-F snowman crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-01"
8706	bouncing machine elf capsule	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8707	self-dribbling basketball	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
8708	diluted blurry abstraction: action	1		Effect: "Quadrilled", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2015-12"
8709	powdered abstraction: thought	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8710	mixed abstraction: sensation	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8711	distilled abstraction: purpose	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8712	dried spinning abstraction: category	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8713	altered blue abstraction: perception	1		Effect: "Twinklebritches", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2015-12"
8714	mixed abstraction: motion	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8715	denatured tumbling abstraction: joy	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8716	compressed abstraction: certainty	1		Effect: "Bells in the Batfry", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2015-12"
8717	mixed abstraction: comprehension	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8718	modern picture frame	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8719	normal VYKEA meatballs	4	good	Last Available: "2015-11"
8720	practically non-alcoholic bad VYKEA mead	1	decent	Last Available: "2015-11"
8721	deionized huge VYKEA woadpaint	0		Effect: "There Is A Spoon", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2015-11"
8722	VYKEA frenzy rune	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8723	VYKEA blood rune	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8724	VYKEA lightning rune	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8725	VYKEA plank	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8726	VYKEA rail	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8727	narrow VYKEA bracket	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8728	VYKEA dowel	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8729	greasy Jim Carey's clever VYKEA hex key	0		Maximum MP: +20, Monster Level: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-11"
8730	blinking VYKEA instructions	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8731	toothsome snack-sized tin of submardines	2	awesome	Last Available: "2015-11", Wiki Name: "tin of submardines"
8732	acceptable fuchsia bottle of norwhiskey	3	good	Last Available: "2015-11"
8733	mixed octolus oculus	1	decent	Last Available: "2015-11"
8734	zippy executive knitted sardine can key	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +40, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2015-11"
8735	lime green brainy norwhal helmet of the cougar of incineration	0		Mysticality: +5, Moxie: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2015-11"
8736	prompt family-friendly double-paned octolus-skin cloak	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2015-11", Rollover Effect Duration: 30
8737	artisanal fancy perfect cosmopolitan	3	EPIC	Effect: "Hip to Be Square Dancin'", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2015-11"
8738	artisanal twirling perfect negroni	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-11"
8739	drinkable perfect dark and stormy	3	good	Last Available: "2015-11"
8740	watered-down smooth perfect mimosa	2	awesome	Last Available: "2015-11"
8741	fancy acceptable wobbly perfect old-fashioned	3	good	Effect: "Nuts about Candy", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2015-11"
8742	spirit-forward hand-crafted perfect paloma	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-11"
8743	vacuum-sealed alkaline jittery That 70s Cologne	0		Effect: "Drenched With Filth", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2015-11"
8744	double-anodized anodized Wal-Mart &quot;diamond&quot; ring	0		Effect: "Shredding, Sweating", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2015-11"
8745	flattened non-irradiated Puffstone cigar	0		Effect: "Fishily Speeding", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2015-11"
8746	oxidized ionized electrified gray Conspiracy&trade; mascara	0		Effect: "Fever From the Flavor", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2015-11"
8747	ionized Spring Break Beach &quot;swimsuit&quot;	0		Effect: "There Is A Spoon", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2015-11"
8748	twirling airplane tattoo	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8749	double-concentrated irradiated ghostly Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe	0		Effect: "Gyromitra Gymnastics", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2015-12"
8750	warmed tumbling bouncing hemp candy necklace	0		Effect: "Extra-Sharp Weapon", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2015-12"
8751	pickled pickled communal gobstopper	0		Effect: "Knightlife", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2015-12"
8752	decent Crimbo salad	4	good	Last Available: "2015-12"
8753	bland massive huge bread line	8	decent	Last Available: "2015-12"
8754	weak artisanal bark rootbeer	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-12"
8755	practically non-alcoholic bad skewed ale	1	decent	Last Available: "2015-12"
8756	stanky plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-12"
8757	dog trainer's plastic Rudolph the Red	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2015-12"
8758	Temple Grandin's plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2015-12"
8759	red executive plastic Crimborgatron	0		Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2015-12"
8760	ghostly thinker's plastic Crimbodhisattva	0		Mysticality: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
8761	bouquet of all-natural free-range flowers	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8762	lime green stack of communist leaflets	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8763	BACON	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
8764	ghostly box of Gratitude chocolates	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8765	Gratitude chocolate (thyme-filled)	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8766	watered-down artisanal Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled)	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-02"
8767	Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled)	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8768	Gratitude chocolate (octopus-filled)	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8769	chocolate bowtie	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8770	dry shaking cyan pitted sheet	0		Effect: "Human-Penguin Hybrid", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2015-12"
8771	sparking robo-battery	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8772	skewed overloaded micro-reactor	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8773	squat Van der Graaf Samson's reusable shopping bag of courage	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Spooky Resistance: +3, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2015-12"
8775	quilted coarse hemp socks	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
8776	armband of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
8777	bundle of &quot;fragrant&quot; herbs	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8778	nuclear stockpile	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8779	pine cone	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8780	twirling upside-down iron chain	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8781	toasty pine cone necklace	0		Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2015-12"
8782	stanky reindeer hammer	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-12"
8783	squat elf ploughshare of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2015-12"
8784	upside-down red circle drum	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8785	yellow The Big Book of Communism	0		Last Available: "2015-12", Skill: "Communism!"
8786	faded protest sign	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8787	shaking faded protest sign	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8788	nasty-smelling moss	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8789	book	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8790	pulsating elven tambourine of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2015-12"
8791	reassuring reindeer sickle	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2015-12"
8792	wobbly face paint	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8793	face paint	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8794	upside-down The Big Book of Communism (used)	0		Skill: "Communism!", Last Available: "2015-12"
8795	blurry Batfellow comic	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
8796	yellow plastic spoiler	0		
8797	yellow bat-oomerang	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8798	bouncing bat-jute	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8799	bat-o-mite	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8800	ROM of Optimality	0		Skill: "Toggle Optimality"
8801	twirling incriminating evidence	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8802	jittery dangerous chemicals	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8803	spinning kidnapped orphan	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8804	high-grade	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8805	blurry high-tensile-strength fibers	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8806	high-grade explosives	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8807	experimental gene therapy	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8808	ultracoagulator	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8809	self-defense training	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8810	blinking green fingerprint dusting kit	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8811	confidence-building hug	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8812	exploding kickball	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8813	jittery glob of Bat-Glue	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8814	Bat-Aid&trade; bandage	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8815	bat-bearing	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8816	bland gigantic Kudzu salad	6	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
8817	diluted ghostly yellow ghostly Mansquito Serum	1		Effect: "Rat-Faced", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2016-12"
8818	bad Miss Graves' vermouth	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
8819	delicious mirror The Plumber's mushroom stew	3	awesome	Last Available: "2016-12"
8820	pickled The Author's ink	1		Last Available: "2016-02"
8821	mediocre practically non-alcoholic The Mad Liquor	1	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
8822	smooth Doc Clock's thyme cocktail	3	awesome	Last Available: "2016-12"
8823	adequate jittery Mr. Burnsger	3	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
8824	modified The Inquisitor's unidentifiable object	1		Last Available: "2016-12"
8825	Rosewater's The Jokester's gun of wisdom of Gandalf	0		Mysticality: +15, Mysticality Percent: +30, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire the Jokester's Gun", Last Available: "2016-12"
8826	Jeselnik's occult thinker's The Jokester's wig	0		Mysticality: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Sleaze Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Adjust the Jokester's Wig", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol", Last Available: "2016-12"
8827	The Jokester's pants of wisdom of the bloodbag of temperance	0		Mysticality: +15, Maximum HP: +100, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Adjust the Jokester's Pants", Last Available: "2016-12"
8828	denatured blinking blue bouncing Jokester makeup	0		Effect: "Eagle Eyes", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2016-12"
8829	replica bat-oomerang	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
8830	battoo kit	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
8831	basking robin	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
8832	domino mask	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8833	dry ghostly robin's egg	0		Effect: "Full Bottle in front of Me", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2016-12"
8834	tiny tasty robin flan	1	awesome	Last Available: "2016-12"
8835	mediocre tumbling robin nog	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
8836	LT&T telegraph office deed	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8837	plaintive telegram	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8838	exploding gum	0		
8839	shaking root beer barrel	0		
8840	pickled quadruple-frozen Kudzu slaw	0		Effect: "Jaba&ntilde;ero Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 51
8841	improved tarnished flattened Mansquito's blood	0		Effect: "Weepy, Creepy", Effect Duration: 47
8842	chilled fuchsia infrablack lipstick	0		Effect: "Ogred and Oublietted", Effect Duration: 34
8843	denatured can of drain cleaner	0		Effect: "Amorous Avarice", Effect Duration: 58
8844	flattened diffused Vulcanized The Author's inkwell	0		Effect: "Witch Breaded", Effect Duration: 33
8845	unsweetened liquefied upside-down bag of random words	0		Effect: "You Know What's Up", Effect Duration: 12
8846	aerosolized anodized tube of pendulum lube	0		Effect: "Anytwo Five Elevenis?", Effect Duration: 69
8847	pickled wet red-hot jawbreaker	0		Effect: "Celestial Sheen", Effect Duration: 44
8848	super-irradiated shaking question juice	0		Effect: "Blessing of Squirtlcthulli", Effect Duration: 65
8849	moist spinning tube of villain	0		Effect: "Stopping to Smell the Flowers", Effect Duration: 40
8850	fireproof your cowboy boots	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cowboy Kick", Last Available: "2016-02"
8851	skewed inflatable LT&T telegraph office	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8852	jittery nugget of quicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8853	nugget of thicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8854	nugget of wicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8855	huge nugget of slicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8856	lime green ghostly nugget of sicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8857	nugget of nicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8858	nugget of ticksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8859	lime green healthy quicksilver ring	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8860	frightening Jim Carey's Da Vinci's thicksilver ring	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Monster Level: +25, Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8861	Lo Pan's Oprah's dangerous wicksilver ring	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8862	greedy dance instructor's slicksilver ring of the bloodbag	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum HP: +100, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8863	Fonzie's Samson's sicksilver ring of chilblains	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Experience (Moxie): +1, Cold Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8864	green jittery scandalous rosy-cheeked dangerous nicksilver ring	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8865	experienced ticksilver ring of the empath	0		Experience: +2, Familiar Weight: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8866	teal mansplainer's strapping Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans of the businessman	0		Muscle: +5, Monster Level: +15, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8867	therapeutic Herculean Tesla's Electroplated Beans of incineration	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Hot Spell Damage: +50, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2016-02"
8868	lion tamer's sinister Sinatra's Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Spell Damage: +10, Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2016-02"
8869	shaking blinking Hellfire Spicy Beans of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2016-02"
8870	Frigid Northern Beans of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-02"
8871	wool World's Blackest-Eyed Peas	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2016-02"
8872	Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2016-02"
8873	family-friendly Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2016-02"
8874	bouncing tumbling fireproof careful grievous Herculean Val-U Brand Every Bean Salad of doom	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Monster Level: -10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2016-02"
8875	lard-coated occult Rosewater's Shrub's Premium Baked Beans	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-02"
8876	diet adequate plate of Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans	1	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8877	thick adequate plate of Tesla's Electroplated Beans	5	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8878	spoiled jittery plate of Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas	4	crappy	Last Available: "2016-02"
8879	rotten tiny ghostly plate of Hellfire Spicy Beans	1	crappy	Last Available: "2016-02"
8880	low-calorie normal fuchsia plate of Frigid Northern Beans	1	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8881	flavorless plate of World's Blackest-Eyed Peas	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8882	normal plate of Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans	4	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8883	bite-sized stale special plate of Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans	1	decent	Effect: "Celestial Body", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2016-02"
8884	flavorless snack-sized mirror plate of Val-U Brand Every Bean Salad	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8885	flavorless tiny ghostly plate of Shrub's Premium Baked Beans	1	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8886	friendly wholesome Fancy Jeff's pocket square	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2016-02"
8887	therapeutic sinister extremely unsafe Daisy's unclean bloomers	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spell Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "2xBArrr, 1xGhuol, cap 37", Last Available: "2016-02"
8888	Pecos Dave's sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8889	stanky curative Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes of the cheetah	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +60, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2016-02"
8890	Glenn's dice	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8891	prompt energetic Socratic supercool Former Sheriff Dan's tin star of the glutton	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Food Drop: +100, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2016-02"
8892	El Vibrato restraints	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8893	Clara's bell	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8894	perfumed mansplainer's Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Monster Level: +15, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2016-02"
8895	buffalo dime	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8896	cow poker	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8897	moist skewed poker face paint	0		Effect: "Sticks and Stones", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2016-02"
8898	realistic cap gun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8899	fancy pulsating tainted milk	1	awesome	Effect: "The Q Is Talking To You", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2016-02"
8900	narrow gun parts	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8901	altered twirling triggerfingerbone	0		Effect: "Industrial Strength Starch", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2016-02"
8902	denatured jittery ghost bit	0		Effect: "Fit To Be Tide", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2016-02"
8903	warmed deionized skewed buzzard feather	0		Effect: "Sealed Brain", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2016-02"
8904	ionized blinking lion musk	0		Effect: "El Vibrations", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2016-02"
8905	bland red ghostly bear claw	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8906	altered vacuum-sealed quantum rattler gland	0		Effect: "Cake Caked", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2016-02"
8907	warmed vacuum-sealed half-digested coal	0		Effect: "Dreadful Heat", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2016-02"
8908	warmed mirror tightly-wound spine	0		Effect: "Orchid Blood", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2016-02"
8909	spoiled rotting beefsteak	3	crappy	Last Available: "2016-02"
8910	hand-crafted firemilk	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-02"
8911	polymerized spidercow eye-cluster	0		Effect: "Slimily Sagacious", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2016-02"
8912	diluted jittery moomy dust	1		Last Available: "2016-02"
8913	shaking Temple Grandin's western-style skinning knife	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2016-02"
8914	reliable sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8915	reassuring steel knuckles	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2016-02"
8916	Tales of Western Braggadoccio	0		Skill: "Bow-Legged Swagger", Last Available: "2016-02"
8917	Hell and How I Bent It	0		Skill: "Bend Hell", Last Available: "2016-02"
8918	upside-down The Western Look	0		Skill: "Steely-Eyed Squint", Last Available: "2016-02"
8919	LT&T tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8920	huge Western Slang Vol. 1: Violence	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8921	Western Slang Vol. 2: Cooking	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8922	Western Slang Vol. 3: Fraud	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8923	disc (white)	0		
8924	lime green disc (black)	0		
8925	disc (red)	0		
8926	disc (green)	0		
8927	gray disc (blue)	0		
8928	yellow disc (yellow)	0		
8929	red-hot knucklebone	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8930	denatured spinning demonic cow's blood	0		Effect: "Corona de la Salsa", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2016-02"
8931	rinky-dink sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8932	makeshift sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8933	jittery pulsating custom sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8934	blinking narrow baconstone-handled sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8935	cyan porquoise-handled sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8936	hamethyst-handled sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8937	mountain lion skin	0		Moxie Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8938	bouncing grizzled bearskin	0		Muscle Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8939	diamondback skin	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8940	huge skewed coal snakeskin	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8941	frontwinder skin	0		Mysticality Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8942	rotting cowskin	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8943	jittery shuddering cow skull	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8944	rhinestone cowhorn	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8945	cow skull	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8946	maroon jangly spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8947	quicksilver spurs	0		Initiative: +30, Last Available: "2016-02"
8948	pulsating thicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8949	wicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8950	huge slicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8951	maroon upside-down sicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8952	wobbly nicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8953	ticksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8954	special edition Batfellow comic	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
8955	Tales of the West: Cow Punching	0		
8956	Tales of the West: Beanslinging	0		
8957	Tales of the West: Snake Oiling	0		
8958	briefcase full of snakes	0		
8959	one-gallon hat of Tarzan of the dark arts	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Spell Damage Percent: +100
8960	lime green inspector's fireproof two-gallon hat	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +15
8961	foul-smelling grievous three-gallon hat	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Stench Damage: +10
8962	shaking blurry Fonzie's four-gallon hat of dire peril	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Weapon Damage: +20
8963	spinning curative thinker's five-gallon hat	0		Mysticality: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
8964	Jeselnik's forbidden six-gallon hat	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Sleaze Damage: +25
8965	shaking family-friendly experienced seven-gallon hat	0		Experience: +2, Sleaze Resistance: +1
8966	shellacked eight-gallon hat of the early riser	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Adventures: +7
8967	lime green stanky nine-gallon hat of the detective	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +20
8968	pulsating Temple Grandin's ten-gallon hat of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Familiar Weight: +7
8969	lion tamer's chaotic eleven-gallon hat	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Experience (familiar): +2
8970	toy sixgun	0		
8971	cyan snake oil	0		
8972	nitrogenated activated skin oil	0		Effect: "Magically Delicious", Effect Duration: 58
8973	improved energized unusual oil	0		Effect: "Coming Up Roses", Effect Duration: 16
8974	energized vacuum-sealed jittery eldritch oil	0		Effect: "Super-Mega-Ultra-Hyper-Charged", Effect Duration: 25
8975	exclusive club	0		
8976	Vulcanized nitrogenated anodized jittery patent preventative tonic	0		Effect: "Nasty, Nasty Breath", Effect Duration: 43
8977	liquefied patent invisibility tonic	0		Effect: "Boo Tea", Effect Duration: 44
8978	dry moist patent aggression tonic	0		Effect: "Crimbo Nostalgia", Effect Duration: 48
8979	concentrated deionized triple-wet pulsating patent sallowness tonic	0		Effect: "Spooky Hands", Effect Duration: 17
8980	moist pulsating green patent avarice tonic	0		Effect: "Egg-cellent Vocabulary", Effect Duration: 56
8981	colloidal mirror patent alacrity tonic	0		Effect: "Human-Orc Hybrid", Effect Duration: 52
8982	Vulcanized super-corrupted corrupted marrow	0		Effect: "You Know When to Walk Away", Effect Duration: 20
8983	bad boozy squat huge rodeo whiskey	5	decent	
8984	Thwaitgold scorpion statuette	0		
8985	Newton's real cowboy hat	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3
8986	Memories of Cow Punching	0		Free Pull
8987	Memories of Beanslinging	0		Free Pull
8988	Memories of Snake Oiling	0		Free Pull
8989	narrow red Witchess Set	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-03"
8990	bouncing electronic Brain Trainer game	0		Skill: "Brain Games"
8991	do-it-yourself laser eye surgery kit	0		Skill: "20/20 Vision"
8992	vaporized olive shaking armored prawn	1		Last Available: "2016-03"
8993	spoiled jumping horseradish	3	crappy	Last Available: "2016-03"
8994	weak drinkable Sacramento wine	2	good	Last Available: "2016-03"
8995	colloidal lime green Greek fire	0		Effect: "Shoesauce", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2016-03"
8996	censurious ribald rosy-cheeked beefcake's ox-head shield of Calamity Jane	0		Muscle: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Sleaze Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-03"
8997	pulsating double-paned resourceful wicked stylish dented scepter of the cheetah	0		Moxie: +25, Spell Damage: +5, Maximum MP: +50, Cold Resistance: +5, Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-03"
8998	mirror horrifying Fonzie's experienced very pointy crown of Gandalf of the cheetah	0		Experience: +2, Experience (Moxie): +1, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +25, Initiative: +60, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xGhuol", Last Available: "2016-03"
8999	zippy manspreader's battle broom of the cougar of the overflowing toilet of the boozehound	0		Moxie: +20, Monster Level: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Booze Drop: +100, Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-03"
9000	bouncing Clan Floundry	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-04"
9001	family-friendly supercharged hale quilted carpe	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum HP: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9002	wobbly toasty brainy codpiece of Calamity Jane of the early riser	0		Mysticality: +5, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Hot Damage: +5, Adventures: +7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9003	gravedigger's Lo Pan's troutsers of the pedagogue of bravery	0		Experience: +3, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 0.5xPotato", Last Available: "2016-04"
9004	miser's rock-hard fortified bass clarinet of the blizzard	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Damage Reduction: 5, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9005	executive toasty crafty weightlifter's fish hatchet	0		Muscle: +15, Maximum MP: +10, Hot Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9006	shaking wool shellacked savvy tunac	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Damage Reduction: 7, Cold Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9007	blurry mirror fishin' pole	0		Last Available: "2016-04"
9008	altered triple-magnetized denatured squat wriggling worm	0		Effect: "Abyssal Sweat", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2016-04"
9009	fancy spirit-forward bad bottle of Fishhead 900-Day IPA	5	decent	Effect: "Feelin' Philosophical", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2016-04"
9010	super-aerosolized high-test fishing line	0		Effect: "Very Clean Teeth", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2016-04"
9011	blinking Newton's fishin' hat	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2016-04"
9012	Trout Fishing in Loathing	0		Skill: "Astute Angler", Last Available: "2016-04"
9013	clever sonar fishfinder	0		Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2016-04"
9014	bouncing luxury fly-tying workbench	0		Fishing Skill: +10, Last Available: "2016-04"
9015	shaking tacklebox	0		Fishing Skill: +5, Last Available: "2016-04"
9016	disconnected intergnat	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-05"
9017	green viral video	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9018	bouncing internet point	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9019	meme generator	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9020	plus one	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9021	moldy blue gallon of milk	3	crappy	Last Available: "2016-05"
9022	mirror print screen button	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9023	spinning screencapped monster	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9024	daily dungeon malware	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9025	ghostly infinite BACON machine	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9026	wobbly First Post shirt package	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9027	yellow electrified therapeutic First Post shirt - Cir Senam of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2016-05"
9028	high-speed upgrade	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2016-05"
9029	no spoon	0		
9030	bland thick wobbly star salad	5	decent	
9031	spinning blue Thwaitgold moth statuette	0		
9032	gigantic delicious bowl of Tastee-Wheet&trade;	9	awesome	
9033	Source terminal	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-06"
9034	upside-down Source essence	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9035	decent super-sized browser cookie	5	good	Last Available: "2016-06"
9036	high-proof acceptable hacked gibson	7	good	Last Available: "2016-06"
9037	green brainy Source shades	0		Mysticality: +5, Last Available: "2016-06"
9038	software bug	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9039	missing semicolon	0		Familiar Weight: +11
9040	Source terminal PRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9041	Source terminal GRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9042	Source terminal SPAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9043	Source terminal CRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9044	spinning Source terminal DRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9045	Source terminal TRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9046	Source terminal INGRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9047	huge Source terminal DIAGRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9048	Source terminal ASHRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9049	ghostly Source terminal SCRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9050	spinning Source terminal TRIGRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9051	skewed Source terminal file: substats.enh	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9052	blurry Source terminal file: damage.enh	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9053	Source terminal file: critical.enh	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9054	lime green Source terminal file: protect.enq	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9055	jittery pulsating Source terminal file: stats.enq	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9056	Source terminal file: compress.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9057	Source terminal file: duplicate.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9058	spinning Source terminal file: portscan.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9059	olive narrow Source terminal file: turbo.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9060	upside-down cyan Source terminal file: familiar.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9061	narrow Source terminal file: pram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9062	Source terminal file: gram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9063	wobbly Source terminal file: spam.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9064	Source terminal file: cram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9065	Source terminal file: dram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9066	Source terminal file: tram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9067	pill	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9068	huge wicked dance instructor's plastic detective badge of the empath of bravery	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spell Damage: +5, Familiar Weight: +5, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2016-07"
9069	twirling tumbling Jack Frost's wicked Herculean bronze detective badge of mayonnaise	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Spell Damage: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2016-07"
9070	greedy miser's extremely unsafe savvy detective badge	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Meat Drop: 30, Last Available: "2016-07"
9071	skewed cool wizardly thinker's detective badge of the empath	0		Mysticality: 35, Moxie: +5, Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2016-07"
9072	ghostly cop dollar	0		Last Available: "2016-07"
9073	detective school application	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-07"
9074	MacGyver's healthy steel-toed detective roscoe	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2016-07"
9075	electrified quadruple-electrified maroon shoe gum	0		Effect: "Jittery", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2016-07"
9076	lion tamer's Newton's noir fedora of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2016-07"
9077	chilly ruddy trench coat of doom	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Cold Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2016-07"
9078	watered-down perfectly mixed special Falcon&trade; Maltese Liquor	2	EPIC	Effect: "Preemptive Medicine", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2016-07"
9079	low-calorie normal hardboiled egg	1	good	Last Available: "2016-07"
9080	mirror detective tattoo	0		Last Available: "2016-07"
9081	DIY protonic accelerator kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-08"
9082	blue lightning-fast rosewater-soaked smelly groovy strapping protonic accelerator pack of the ox	0		Muscle: 25, Moxie Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Initiative: +40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shoot Ghost", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Trap Ghost", Last Available: "2016-08"
9083	gray upside-down almost-dead walkie-talkie	0		Last Available: "2016-08"
9084	groovy Adventurer bobblehead	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Last Available: "2016-11"
9085	psychokinetic energy blob	0		Last Available: "2016-08"
9086	occult bindle of courage	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2016-08"
9087	chaotic fleshy lump of extreme caution	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2016-08"
9088	vibrating smoldering bagel punch of horror	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-08"
9089	fireproof Sinatra's ghostly reins	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Hot Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-08"
9090	educational derringer	0		Experience: +1, Last Available: "2016-08"
9091	family-friendly Mr. Screege's spectacles	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Drops Meat, Last Available: "2016-08"
9092	ghostly ribald resourceful vibrating Spookyraven signet	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +50, Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-08"
9093	skewed curative smooth tie-dyed fannypack	0		Moxie: +15, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-08"
9094	razor-sharp Da Vinci's burnt snowpants	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2016-08"
9095	foul-smelling standards and practices guide	0		Stench Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Censorious Lecture", Last Available: "2016-08"
9096	tumbling scandalous fortified sinister Carpathian longsword	0		Spell Damage: +10, Damage Absorption: +60, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2016-08"
9097	hale Liam's mail of the bloodbag of the cheetah	0		Maximum HP: 120, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2016-08"
9098	stanky rosy-cheeked Unfortunato's foolscap of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: 80, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-08"
9099	Thwaitgold cockroach statuette	0		
9100	upside-down rad	0		
9101	wobbly purification tablet	0		
9102	toasty Wrist-Boy	0		Hot Damage: +5
9103	Dear Past Self Package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-09"
9104	Time-Spinner	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9105	compounded experience	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9106	Rad-B-Gone (1 lb.)	0		
9107	Vulcanized Rad-Pro (1 oz.)	0		Effect: "The Smile of Mr. A.", Effect Duration: 48
9108	twirling lead umbrella	0		
9109	polymerized concentrated green spinning twirling Shrieking Weasel holo-record	0		Effect: "Sneaky Serpentine Subtlety", Effect Duration: 53
9110	Vulcanized fuchsia bouncing Power-Guy 2000 holo-record	0		Effect: "No Vertigo", Effect Duration: 41
9111	pickled huge Lucky Strikes holo-record	0		Effect: "Extra Backbone", Effect Duration: 27
9112	oxidized EMD holo-record	0		Effect: "The Two-Prong Crown", Effect Duration: 17
9113	cold-filtered energized non-corrupted Superdrifter holo-record	0		Effect: "Weepy, Creepy", Effect Duration: 63
9114	energized blurry The Pigs holo-record	0		Effect: "You Know Where to Go", Effect Duration: 33
9115	boiled quantum blinking Drunk Uncles holo-record	0		Effect: "Twinklebritches", Effect Duration: 30
9116	time residue	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9117	repaid diaper of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15
9118	maroon Riker's Search History	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9119	tolerable extra-dry upside-down Shot of Kardashian Gin	5	good	Last Available: "2016-09"
9120	bouncing Jack Frost's Unstable Pointy Ears	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-09"
9121	Memory Disk, Alpha	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9122	Tea, Earl Grey, Hot	1	good	Last Available: "2016-09"
9123	spinning School of Hard Knocks Diploma	0		
9124	baby bark scorpion	0		
9125	droppable microphone	0		
9126	smooth unidentified drink	3	awesome	
9127	red Oprah's KoL Con 13 T-shirt of Gandalf	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +20
9128	frosty dog trainer's personal trainer's discarded swimming trunks	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Cold Spell Damage: +10
9129	quantum jittery wobbly diluted makeup	0		Effect: "Fishily Speeding", Effect Duration: 54
9130	pickled charisma potion	0		Effect: "Innately Truthy", Effect Duration: 58
9131	extremely confusing manual	0		
9132	lightning-fast occult pistol	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Initiative: +40
9133	KoL Con 13 snowglobe	0		Drops Items, Last Available: "2016-10"
9134	delicious enchanted upside-down leftover pasty	3	awesome	Effect: "Hombre Muerto Caminando", Effect Duration: 20
9135	mediocre very whiskey	3	decent	
9136	twirling li'l orphan tot	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-10"
9137	red li'l knight costume	0		All Attributes: +15, Last Available: "2016-10"
9138	mirror li'l unicorn costume	0		Adventures: +5, PvP Fights: +5, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9139	wobbly li'l candy corn costume	0		All Resistance: +5, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9140	gray li'l ninja costume	0		Item Drop: +150, Lasts Until Rollover, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9141	ghostly upside-down li'l pirate costume	0		Meat Drop: +300, Lasts Until Rollover, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9142	cyan li'l clown costume	0		Experience: +15, Lasts Until Rollover, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9143	teal li'l robot costume	0		Experience: +10, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9144	li'l eyeball costume	0		Combat Rate: -10, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9145	li'l liberty costume	0		Item Drop: +100, Meat Drop: +200, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9146	dry unsweetened hoarded candy wad	0		Effect: "Power Ballad of the Arrowsmith", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2016-10"
9147	activated warmed dry Prunets	0		Effect: "Petit Force", Effect Duration: 63
9148	blinking tumbling Twitching Television Tattoo	0		
9149	baby scorpion	0		Familiar Weight: +10
9150	alkaline diffused double-modified skewed huge invisible string	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Effect: "Boon of She-Who-Was", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2016-10"
9151	dry invisible seam ripper	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Effect: "Sharp Weapon", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2016-10"
9152	li'l ghost costume	0		Initiative: +100, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9153	normal small mirror ghostly raw sweet potato	2	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9154	special stale raw beans	4	decent	Effect: "Patent Avarice", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2016-11"
9155	enchanted decent raw stuffing	3	good	Effect: "Petit Force", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2016-11"
9156	toothsome raw cranberry sauce	3	awesome	Last Available: "2016-11"
9157	rotten small cyan raw turkey	2	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9158	yummy gigantic purple raw mincemeat	10	awesome	Last Available: "2016-11"
9159	snack-sized decent raw potato	2	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9160	stale half-sized raw gravy	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9161	stale miniature raw bread	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9162	sizzling smartaleck's mini-marshmallow dispenser	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-11"
9163	wobbly lard-coated personal trainer's glass casserole dish of incineration	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-11"
9164	stuffing fluffer	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9165	sharpshooter's rosy-cheeked can opener	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2016-11"
9166	pickled mirror mirror turkey blaster	1		Last Available: "2016-11"
9167	mirror glass pie plate of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2016-11"
9168	miser's greasy potato masher	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2016-11"
9169	blurry gravy boat	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9170	mirror bread mold	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9171	rotten shaking sweet potatoes	3	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9172	special stale bean casserole	4	decent	Effect: "Dreadful Chill", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2016-11"
9173	normal gigantic baked stuffing	9	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9174	huge adequate upside-down cranberry cylinder	8	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9175	diet bland thanksgiving turkey	1	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9176	rotten mince pie	3	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9177	yummy fuchsia mashed potatoes	4	awesome	Last Available: "2016-11"
9178	adequate warm gravy	3	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9179	flavorless diet green bread roll	1	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9180	half-sized tasty jittery leftovers	2	awesome	Last Available: "2016-11"
9181	decent leftovers sandwich	3	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9182	Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror	0		Skill: "Eldritch Intellect"
9183	cornucopia	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9184	megacopia	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9185	pilgrim hat	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9186	packet of thanksgarden seeds	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9187	gray skewed cashew	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9188	bouncing bomb of unknown origin	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9189	green Granny Tood's Thanksgarden Catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-11"
9190	eldritch effluvium	0		
9191	frozen eldritch concentrate	0		Effect: "Aquarius Rising", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2016-11"
9192	bad eldritch extract	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9193	executive Official Council Aide Pin of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2016-11"
9194	perfectly mixed enchanted eldritch distillate	3	EPIC	Effect: "Frozen Hands", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2016-11"
9195	distilled purple twirling blurry eldritch essence	1		Effect: "Ghost Finger", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2016-11"
9196	Lo Pan's Science Notebook	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30
9197	blinking deadly Samson's beefcake's eldritch hat	0		Muscle: +25, Experience (Muscle): +5, Weapon Damage: +5, Last Available: "2016-11"
9198	flame-wreathed hardened thinker's eldritch pants	0		Mysticality: +10, Damage Reduction: 3, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-11"
9199	perfectly mixed eldritch elixir	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-11"
9200	red rock-hard Quartet of Flare Masters Jacket of the blizzard	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-11", Rollover Effect Duration: 1
9201	lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter	0		
9202	Adventurer's Kit	0		
9203	twirling bouncing upside-down Build-a-City Gingerbread kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
9204	counterfeit city	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9205	upside-down sprinkles	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9206	The Gingerbread Vigilante's Handbook	0		Skill: "Licorice Rope", Last Available: "2016-12"
9207	ball and chain of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Sprinkle Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9208	candy dog collar	0		Sprinkle Drop: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9209	skewed wobbly arcane researcher's gingerbread tophat	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9210	extremely unsafe gingerbread waistcoat	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2016-12"
9211	gingerbread trousers of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
9212	curative studded candy dress shoes of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Damage Absorption: +80, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9213	Rosewater's savvy candy necktie of dire peril	0		Mysticality Percent: 50, Weapon Damage: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9214	squat friendly studded chocolate pocketwatch of the blizzard	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Familiar Weight: +3, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9215	broken chocolate pocketwatch	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9216	gray interesting clod of dirt	0		
9217	gingerbread restraining order	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9218	jittery skewed sprinkle-begging cup	0		Sprinkle Drop: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
9219	thick enchanted toothsome animal part cracker	5	awesome	Effect: "Muscularrr", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9220	lousy gingerbread wine	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
9221	super-sized delicious twirling upside-down green gingerbread mug	5	awesome	Last Available: "2016-12"
9222	supercool gingerbread mask	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Last Available: "2016-12"
9223	energetic padded gingerservo of the sweet-tooth	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9224	Vulcanized denatured tainted icing	0		Effect: "Shamboozled", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2016-12"
9225	spinning narrow grievous gingerbeard	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9226	blurry gingerbread smartphone	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9227	Annie Oakley's gingerbread hoodie of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Sprinkle Drop: +15, Last Available: "2016-12"
9228	wicked educational gingerbread pistol	0		Experience: +1, Spell Damage: +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9229	rock-hard marzipan briefcase of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Damage Reduction: 5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9230	knitted creme brulee torch	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9231	extremely unsafe candy crowbar	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9232	upside-down fireproof vibrating candy screwdriver	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2016-12"
9233	gingerbread dog treat	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9234	Rosewater's pumpkin spice candle	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9235	boiled concentrated shaking gingerbread spice latte	0		Effect: "Bonelording", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2016-12"
9236	bouncing knitted gingerbread gavel of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2016-12"
9237	gingerbread cigarette	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9238	gingerbread moneybag	0		Sprinkle Drop: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9239	tolerable spirit-forward skewed ginger beer	5	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9240	spare chocolate parts	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9241	modified pickled magnetized industrial frosting	0		Effect: "The Smeezingtons", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2016-12"
9242	chilled denatured fake cocktail	0		Effect: "Ten out of Ten", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2016-12"
9243	artisanal high-end ginger wine	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-12"
9244	hardy plastic bad vibe	0		Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
9245	shaking crafty plastic angry vikings	0		Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9246	plastic Knows About Chakras of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9247	wobbly lard-coated plastic Your Brain	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9248	ribald plastic Krampus	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9249	modified ionized pulsating blue Inner Wisdom	0		Effect: "Sausage Festive", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2016-12"
9250	tarnished quantum squat Inner Strength	0		Effect: "Uncaged Power", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2016-12"
9251	deionized unsweetened fuchsia Inner Truth	0		Effect: "Thick, Sick", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2016-12"
9252	half-sized stale spiritual candy cane	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
9253	bad spiritual eggnog	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
9254	toothsome pulsating spiritual fruitcake	3	awesome	Last Available: "2016-12"
9255	spoiled shaking spiritual gingerbread	3	crappy	Last Available: "2016-12"
9256	chocolate puppy	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9257	ghostly chocolate leash	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9258	My Life of Crime, a Memoir	0		Skill: "Gingerbread Mob Hit", Last Available: "2016-12"
9259	twirling huge Pop Art: a Guide	0		Skill: "Fifteen Minutes of Flame", Last Available: "2016-12"
9260	blue No Hats as Art	0		Skill: "Ceci N'Est Pas Un Chapeau", Last Available: "2016-12"
9261	blinking shaking Rethinking Candy	0		Skill: "Sweet Synthesis", Last Available: "2016-12"
9262	shaking fruit-leather negatives	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9263	upside-down gingerbread blackmail photos	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9264	gray jittery briefcase full of sprinkles	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9265	jittery teethpick	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9266	modified rock candy	0		Effect: "init.enh", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2016-12"
9267	spoiled green-iced sweet roll	3	crappy	Last Available: "2016-12"
9268	yellow sugar raygun	0		Sprinkle Drop: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
9269	chocolate sculpture	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9270	no hat	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9271	chakra sludge	0		
9272	negative lump	0		
9273	greedy therapeutic Third Eye	0		Meat Drop: +20, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2016-12"
9274	careful Krampus Horn of the empath	0		Monster Level: -10, Familiar Weight: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9275	adequate enchanted hambrosier	3	good	Effect: "Blubbered Up", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9276	lousy watered-down chakra-mental wine	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
9277	quadruple-Vulcanized wobbly chakra malt	0		Effect: "Stinking Cloud", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2016-12"
9278	adequate Black Angus blackburger	3	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9279	watered-down bad brandy	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
9280	improved warmed upside-down potion of spiritual gunkifying	0		Effect: "Magically Fingered", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2016-12"
9281	blinking dangerous bad vibroknife of doom	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
9282	Usain Bolt's nasty crystal belt buckle	0		Stench Damage: +5, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2016-12"
9283	olive Jeselnik's foul-smelling saffron antaravasaka	0		Stench Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9284	Jack Frost's slick saffron uttarasanga	0		Moxie: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
9285	Lump-Stacking for Beginners	0		Skill: "Stack Lumps", Last Available: "2016-12"
9286	eternal knot tattoo	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9287	pet bad vibe	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9288	squat huge gallstone	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9289	up-at-dawn sharpshooter's veiny Uncle Crimbo's hat	0		Maximum HP: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2016-12", Rollover Effect Duration: 100
9290	diet normal gray Eldritch snap	1	good	Last Available: "2017-01"
9291	compressed tumbling pulsating hot jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9292	distilled jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9293	modified skewed gray blurry jelly	1		Effect: "Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2017-01"
9294	compressed mirror pulsating sleaze jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9295	diluted pulsating stench jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9296	twirling space planula	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-01"
9297	super-sized bland special toast with hot jelly	5	decent	Effect: "Human-Elf Hybrid", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2017-01"
9298	moldy half-sized toast with jelly	2	crappy	Last Available: "2017-01"
9299	flavorless super-sized jittery toast with jelly	5	decent	Last Available: "2017-01"
9300	normal spinning toast with sleaze jelly	3	good	Last Available: "2017-01"
9301	adequate tumbling toast with stench jelly	3	good	Last Available: "2017-01"
9302	space jellybicycle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9303	hopeful candle	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-01"
9304	shaking pewter candlestick	0		Familiar Weight: +10
9305	gravedigger's wax hand of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2017-01"
9306	mirror auspicious vibrating candle	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Item Drop: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-01"
9307	spoiled immense wax pancake	10	crappy	Last Available: "2017-01"
9308	asbestos-lined smartaleck's wax face	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2017-01"
9309	artisanal tumbling wax booze	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-01"
9310	glob of melted wax	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
9311	vaporized wobbly sea jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9312	rotten huge sea truffle	10	crappy	Last Available: "2017-01"
9313	tarnished luggage key	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
9314	shaking crushed steamer trunk	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
9315	recovered cufflinks of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-01"
9316	tumbling heart-shaped crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-02"
9317	non-moist diffused triple-anodized ghostly LOV Elixir #3	0		Effect: "Jammin'", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2017-02"
9318	alkaline LOV Elixir #6	0		Effect: "Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2017-02"
9319	nitrogenated yellow LOV Elixir #9	0		Effect: "Vanity Rage", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2017-02"
9320	yellow sage LOV Eardigan of terror of the boozehound	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Booze Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-02"
9321	blinking lion tamer's hardened supercool LOV Epaulettes	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Damage Reduction: 3, Experience (familiar): +2, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-02"
9322	avaricious lion tamer's clever LOV Earrings	0		Maximum MP: +20, Experience (familiar): +2, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-02"
9323	LOV Enamorang	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9324	LOV Emotionizer	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9325	squat LOV Extraterrestrial Chocolate	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9326	vaporized tumbling red twirling LOV Echinacea Bouquet	1		Effect: "The Halls of Mysticality", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2017-02"
9327	tumbling LOV Elephant of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2017-02"
9328	mirror asbestos-lined eldritch scanner	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2017-02"
9329	non-Vulcanized eldritch alignment spray	0		Effect: "Gr8ness", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2017-02"
9330	LOV Entrance Pass	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9331	aromatic resourceful beefy eldritch hammer	0		Muscle: +10, Maximum MP: +50, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2017-01"
9332	diet rotten huge eldritch mushroom	1	crappy	Last Available: "2017-03"
9333	eldritch ichor	0		
9334	spoiled miniature eldritch mushroom pizza	2	crappy	Last Available: "2017-03"
9335	eldritch tincture	0		Skill: "Evoke Eldritch Horror", Last Available: "2017-02"
9336	eldritch tincture (depleted)	0		Skill: "Evoke Eldritch Horror", Last Available: "2017-02"
9337	tarnished alkaline modified ghostly eldritch rub	0		Effect: "Pla-see-bo", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2017-02"
9338	yellow mirror blurry HP-35 Calculator	0		
9339	Silver HP-35 Calculator	0		
9340	Golden HP-35 Calculator	0		
9341	jittery Platinum HP-35 Calculator	0		
9342	pulsating Diamond HP-35 Calculator	0		
9343	blurry bottlecap	0		
9344	wobbly discarded button	0		
9345	Gummi-Memory	0		
9346	spinning Thwaitgold amoeba statuette	0		
9347	pickled grasshopper	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9348	bottle of an&iacute;s	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9349	blurry pulsating bottle of novelty hot sauce	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9350	elemental sugarcube	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9351	peppermint sprig	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9352	bottle of clam juice	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9353	cocktail mushroom	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9354	shot of granola liqueur	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9355	can of cherry-flavored sterno	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9356	lump of ichor	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9357	bottle of gregnadigne	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9358	bottle of Cr&egrave;me de Fugu	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9359	baby oil shooter	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9360	fish head	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9361	maroon limepatch	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9362	pile of dirt	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9363	slime shooter	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9364	imaginary lemon	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9365	lousy jittery literal grasshopper	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9366	drinkable double entendre	3	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9367	smooth Phlegethon	4	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9368	mediocre Siberian sunrise	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9369	weak tolerable mentholated wine	2	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9370	mediocre low tide martini	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9371	hand-crafted weak shroomtini	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9372	lousy distilled morning dew	5	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9373	drinkable watered-down red whiskey squeeze	2	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9374	tolerable extra-dry great fashioned	5	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9375	extra-dry artisanal Gnomish sagngria	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9376	tolerable distilled vodka stinger	5	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9377	practically non-alcoholic hand-crafted extremely slippery nipple	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9378	watered-down drinkable cyan piscatini	2	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9379	tolerable high-proof jittery Churchill	10	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9380	drinkable special lime green soilzerac	4	good	Effect: "Dirge of Dreadfulness", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2017-03"
9381	hand-crafted spinning London frog	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9382	distilled smooth nothingtini	5	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9383	practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed eighth plague	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9384	mediocre watered-down single entendre	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9385	lousy practically non-alcoholic tumbling reverse Tantalus	1	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9386	tolerable fancy elemental caipiroska	4	good	Effect: "White Knuckles", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2017-03"
9387	delicious Feliz Navidad	3	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9388	spirit-forward lousy pulsating Bloody Nora	5	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9389	enchanted hand-crafted blue moreltini	3	EPIC	Effect: "Ode to Booze", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2017-03"
9390	lousy hell in a bucket	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9391	aged Newark	3	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9392	weak special lousy yellow R'lyeh	2	decent	Effect: "Black Eyes", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2017-03"
9393	hand-crafted distilled Gnollish sangria	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9394	weak enchanted delicious vodka barracuda	2	awesome	Effect: "Become Intensely interested", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2017-03"
9395	irresponsibly strong fancy artisanal Mysterious Island iced tea	8	EPIC	Effect: "Fastbreaker", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2017-03"
9396	spirit-forward bad drive-by shooting	5	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9397	mediocre gunner's daughter	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9398	triple-distilled hand-crafted dirt julep	8	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9399	fancy practically non-alcoholic artisanal bouncing lime green Simepore slime	1	EPIC	Effect: "Salad Days", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2017-03"
9400	artisanal weak Phil Collins	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9401	unpowered Robortender	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-03"
9402	wobbly toggle switch (Bartend)	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9403	blurry toggle switch (Bounce)	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Robortender"
9404	Spacegate access badge	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-04"
9405	filter helmet	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9406	exo-servo leg braces	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9407	huge narrow rad cloak	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9408	narrow gate transceiver	0		Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9409	high-friction boots	0		Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9410	Spacegate Research	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9411	alien rock sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9412	tumbling ghostly alien gemstone	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9413	geological sample kit	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9414	green botanical sample kit	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9415	bite-sized delicious edible alien plant bit	1	awesome	Last Available: "2017-04"
9416	shaking alien plant fibers	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9417	alien plant sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9418	mirror complex alien plant sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9419	fascinating alien plant sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9420	distilled shaking alien plant goo	1		Last Available: "2017-04"
9421	skewed alien plant pod	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9422	zoological sample kit	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9423	normal alien meat	4	good	Last Available: "2017-04"
9424	squat wobbly alien toenails	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9425	mirror alien zoological sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9426	complex alien zoological sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9427	fascinating alien zoological sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9428	vaporized wobbly alien animal goo	1		Effect: "Braaaains Over Braaaawwn", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2017-04"
9429	yellow alien animal milk	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9430	mirror spant egg casing	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9431	murderbot data core	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9432	ionized anodized huge alien medicine	0		Effect: "Hot Hands", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2017-04"
9433	moldy snack-sized alien salad	2	crappy	Last Available: "2017-04"
9434	watered-down lousy alien booze	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-04"
9435	ruddy alien mask of the brute of the bloodbag	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2017-04"
9436	Newton's alien spear of wisdom of the pedagogue	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience: +3, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2017-04"
9437	bouncing ghostly narrow aromatic friendly alien blowgun of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Familiar Weight: +3, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2017-04"
9438	fuchsia blinking asbestos-lined alien loincloth of wisdom of the scaredy-cat	0		Mysticality: +15, Monster Level: -15, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2017-04"
9439	inspector's flame-wreathed sizzling alien totem	0		Hot Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2017-04"
9440	mirror padded alien necklace of wisdom of bravery	0		Mysticality: +15, Damage Absorption: +20, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2017-04"
9441	spant chitin	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9442	squat spant tendon	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9443	bouncing spinning ribald weightlifter's spants	0		Muscle: +15, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2017-04"
9444	maroon Usain Bolt's miser's spant shield	0		Meat Drop: +10, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2017-04"
9445	dangerous spant shoulderpads of chilblains	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Cold Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04"
9446	Newton's smartaleck's spant backplate	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2017-04"
9447	spinning perfumed personal trainer's spant spear	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2017-04"
9448	upside-down murderbot power cell	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9449	red murderbot component casing	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9450	narrow murderbot monofilament	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9451	oxidized irradiated huge blurry murderbot shield unit	0		Effect: "Liquid Luck", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2017-04"
9452	bouncing murderbot live wire	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9453	mansplainer's forbidden thinker's murderbot mask	0		Mysticality: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Monster Level: +15, Avatar: "Murderbot", Last Available: "2017-04"
9454	dry dry narrow murderbot spring injector	0		Effect: "Disco Neuropathy", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2017-04"
9455	perfumed extremely unsafe murderbot whip	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2017-04"
9456	squat wizardly murderbot plasma rifle of terror	0		Mysticality: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "EXTERMINATE SPANT", Last Available: "2017-04"
9457	murderbot memory chip	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9458	space pirate treasure map	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9459	Space Pirate Astrogation Handbook	0		Skill: "Quantum Movement", Last Available: "2017-04"
9460	Non-Euclidean Finance	0		Skill: "5-D Earning Potential", Last Available: "2017-04"
9461	mirror Peek-a-Boo!	0		Skill: "Object Quasi-Permanence", Last Available: "2017-04"
9462	Procrastinator locker key	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9463	maroon mirror Space Baby children's book	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9464	Space Baby bawbaw	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9465	Spacegate	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9466	yummy Aldebaran sardines	4	awesome	Last Available: "2017-04"
9467	weak acceptable skewed Centauri fish wine	2	good	Last Available: "2017-04"
9468	vaporized fuchsia oxygen	1		Last Available: "2017-04"
9469	zippy friendly Spacegate scientist's insignia	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04", Rollover Effect Duration: 30
9470	huge skewed Jack Frost's beefcake's Spacegate military insignia	0		Muscle: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04", Rollover Effect Duration: 30
9471	fireproof quilted wizardly Spacegate diplomat's insignia	0		Mysticality: +25, Damage Absorption: +40, Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04"
9472	Spacegate emergency disintegrator	0		Skill: "Disintegrate", Last Available: "2017-04"
9473	narrow tumbling Spacegate Initiative tattoo unit	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9474	normal alien sandwich	3	good	Last Available: "2017-04"
9475	glitched malware	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
9476	aerosolized jittery bouncing Spant eggs	0		Effect: "Some Cheese with Your Wine", Effect Duration: 43
9477	Spacegate (open)	0		Lasts Until Rollover
9478	blue bouncing New-You Club Membership Form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-05"
9479	cold-filtered green shaking blurry Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting	0		Effect: "Flame-Retardant Trousers", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2017-05"
9480	super-energized triple-tarnished Daily Affirmation: Think Win-Lose	0		Effect: "Meadulla Oblongota", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2017-05"
9481	frozen quantum Daily Affirmation: Be Superficially interested	0		Effect: "Pecan Pied Piper", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2017-05"
9482	tarnished nitrogenated Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually	0		Effect: "Angry like the Wolf", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2017-05"
9483	triple-oxidized bouncing cyan Daily Affirmation: Be a Mind Master	0		Effect: "On Pins and Needles", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2017-05"
9484	extra-magnetized vacuum-sealed blinking Daily Affirmation: Work For Hours a Week	0		Effect: "Heightened Senses", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2017-05"
9485	corrupted polymerized Daily Affirmation: Keep Free Hate in your Heart	0		Effect: "White-boy Angst", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2017-05"
9486	decent Affirmation Cookie	4	good	Last Available: "2017-05"
9487	License To Kill	0		
9488	cyan Thwaitgold bug statuette	0		
9489	Victor's Spoils	0		
9490	cold-filtered irradiated huge Threatening Missive	0		Effect: "Cuts Like a Buttered Knife", Effect Duration: 43
9491	Targeted Plague Vector	0		
9492	suspicious package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-06"
9493	tumbling teal executive scorching Rosewater's Kremlin's Greatest Briefcase	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Hot Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "KGB tranquilizer dart", Last Available: "2017-06"
9494	lousy squat basic martini	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-06"
9495	perfectly mixed improved martini	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-06"
9496	artisanal splendid martini	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-06"
9497	exploding cigar	0		Last Available: "2017-06"
9498	shaking can of Minions-Be-Gone	0		Last Available: "2017-06"
9499	tattoo gun	0		Last Available: "2017-06"
9500	tumbling gun	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-06"
9501	huge gum	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-06"
9502	shaking huge executive chaotic Van der Graaf plastic gundam	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +40, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2017-06"
9503	License to Chill	0		Last Available: "2017-07"
9504	Celsius 233	0		Skill: "Eternal Flame", Last Available: "2017-06"
9505	Celsius 233 (singed)	0		Skill: "Eternal Flame", Last Available: "2017-06"
9506	Lazenby's Life Lesson	0		Free Pull
9507	pulsating maroon LI-11 Motor Pool voucher	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-07"
9508	Asdon Martin keyfob (on ring)	0		Last Available: "2017-07"
9509	upside-down L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate	0		
9510	cyan Dust bunny	0		
9511	pulsating Pocket Meteor Guide	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9512	teal Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed)	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9513	squat Meteorite-Ade	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9514	rotten meteoreo	3	crappy	Last Available: "2017-08"
9515	bad meadeorite	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-08"
9516	meteoroid	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9517	maroon chilly studded grievous meteortarboard	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Damage Absorption: +80, Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2017-08"
9518	narrow flame-retardant hardened sage meteorite guard	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Damage Reduction: 3, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2017-08"
9519	cyan Jack Frost's rock-hard meteorb	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Hot", Last Available: "2017-08"
9520	twirling twirling perfumed wool asteroid belt	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-08"
9521	blinking sage meteorthopedic shoes of the dark arts of horror	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-08"
9522	blurry green shaking perfumed Socratic shooting morning star of doom	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-08"
9523	meteoroid	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9524	tumbling meteor shower cap	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9525	Thwaitgold time fly statuette	0		
9526	blue perfectly fair coin	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9527	Horsery contract	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-08"
9528	corked genie bottle	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-09"
9529	genie bottle	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9530	purple careful occult blessed rustproof +2 gray dragon scale mail of the scaredy-cat	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2023-09"
9531	pony: Dusk Shiny	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9532	cyan pony: Shutterfly	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9533	pony: Pearjack	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9534	blue jittery pony: Uniquity	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9535	squat pony: Rosey Cake	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9536	squat pony: Spectrum Dash	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9537	wobbly pocket wish	0		Last Available: "2023-09"
9538	gray dropped scrap of paper	0		
9539	hunk of granite	0		
9540	red shovelful of dirt	0		
9541	xo-skeleton-in-a-box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-10"
9542	exo-xo-skeleton-skeleton	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9543	X	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9544	skewed O	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9545	perfectly mixed bouncing DUFRESNE Suds	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-09"
9546	upside-down stiffened slick mafia pinky ring	0		Moxie: +10, Damage Reduction: 1, Single Equip
9547	extra-dry special hand-crafted olive flask of port	5	EPIC	Effect: "Mitre Cut", Effect Duration: 30
9548	knitted crafty contract enforcement stick	0		Maximum MP: +10, Cold Resistance: +3
9549	stale purple Hide-rox&trade; cookie	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-10"
9550	practically non-alcoholic hand-crafted twirling jug of booze	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-10"
9551	moist energized cyan pair of candy glasses	0		Effect: "Milk Studly", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2017-10"
9552	polymerized temporary X tattoos	0		Effect: "Buff as a Baobab", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2017-10"
9553	dehydrated narrow glyph of athleticism	1		Last Available: "2017-10"
9554	pair of scissors	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9555	improved vacuum-sealed quadruple-energized new habit	0		Effect: "Covetous Robbery", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2017-10"
9556	jittery bridge truss	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9557	double-paned chaotic hale pearl necklace	0		Maximum HP: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-10"
9558	huge amorphous blob	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9559	tumbling blinking X	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9560	O	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9561	amorphous blob	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9562	narrow Sherlock's wicked Socratic protection stick of extreme caution	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spell Damage: +5, Monster Level: -25, Item Drop: +25
9563	activated roll of meat	0		Effect: "Spore-Wreathed", Effect Duration: 66
9564	Usain Bolt's rock-hard mafia thumb ring	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Initiative: +80, Single Equip
9565	non-vacuum-sealed jittery cocoa chondrule	0		Effect: "Abyssal Sweat", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2020-09"
9566	clever mafia middle finger ring of doom	0		Maximum MP: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Show them your ring"
9567	olive hale veiny Samson's steel drivin' hammer of horror	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum HP: 30, Spooky Spell Damage: +25
9568	piece of steel	0		
9569	up-at-dawn scandalous mafia pointer finger ring	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Adventures: +5, Single Equip, Drops Meat
9570	Da Vinci's worksite credentials	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Single Equip
9571	padded grievous supercool negotiatin' hammer of the brazier	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Damage Absorption: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +25
9572	pantogram	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-11"
9573	gray tumbling pantogram	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9574	pantogram pants	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-11"
9575	shaking nippy wholesome mafia wedding ring	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +10, Single Equip
9576	medical-grade mafia organizer badge	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
9577	squat mafia filofax	0		
9578	cyan narrow transparent nog	1	good	Last Available: "2017-12"
9579	adequate unfinished fruitcake	4	good	Last Available: "2017-12"
9580	non-polarized ghostly and cracker	0		Effect: "Eyes Wide Propped", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2017-12"
9581	smooth neg grog	4	awesome	Last Available: "2017-12"
9582	moldy twirling half double fruitcake	3	crappy	Last Available: "2017-12"
9583	decent hushed puppy	3	good	Last Available: "2017-12"
9584	flavorless diet jittery muffled muffuletta	1	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9585	jumbo special tasty shushed potatoes	5	awesome	Effect: "Stuck-Up Hair", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2017-12"
9586	Newton's plastic mime functionary	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2017-12"
9587	smartaleck's plastic mime scientist	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Last Available: "2017-12"
9588	upside-down nippy plastic mime soldier	0		Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2017-12"
9589	narrow healthy plastic mime executive	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2017-12"
9590	upside-down maroon spinning hale plastic The Silent Nightmare	0		Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2017-12"
9591	locked mumming trunk	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-12"
9592	mumming trunk	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9593	temperance whiskey	1	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2017-11"
9594	aerosolized fuchsia ghostly wishbone	0		Effect: "Mucilaginous Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2017-11"
9595	artisanal Racisto Ruidoso	4	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2017-11"
9596	yellow blinking earthenware muffin tin	0		
9597	huge stale spinning bran muffin	10	decent	
9598	stale lime green blueberry muffin	3	decent	
9599	silent A	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9600	maroon twirling silent B	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9601	pulsating silent C	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9602	skewed silent D	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9603	silent E	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9604	olive silent F	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9605	silent G	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9606	twirling silent H	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9607	silent I	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9608	upside-down silent J	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9609	maroon silent K	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9610	silent L	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9611	silent M	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9612	silent N	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9613	silent O	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9614	silent P	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9615	silent Q	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9616	silent R	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9617	green silent S	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9618	silent T	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9619	silent U	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9620	silent V	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9621	shaking pulsating silent W	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9622	silent X	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9623	silent Y	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9624	silent Z	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9625	gray crystalline cheer	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9626	anti-earplugs	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9627	jittery warehouse key	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9628	pulsating mime pocket probe	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9629	bad stale cheer wine	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9630	flavorless miniature bouncing stale Cheer-E-Os	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9631	cheer-o-gram	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9632	blurry cyan hardened cheerful antler hat of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2017-12"
9633	blinking hardened cheerful Crimbo sweater of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2017-12"
9634	mirror shellacked Socratic cheerful pajama pants	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2017-12"
9635	huge The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1	0		Skill: "Silent Hunter", Last Available: "2017-12"
9636	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Hunter", Last Available: "2017-12"
9637	spinning The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2	0		Skill: "Quiet Determination", Last Available: "2017-12"
9638	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used)	0		Skill: "Quiet Determination", Last Available: "2017-12"
9639	narrow The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3	0		Skill: "Quiet Judgement", Last Available: "2017-12"
9640	tumbling The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used)	0		Skill: "Quiet Judgement", Last Available: "2017-12"
9641	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4	0		Skill: "Silent Treatment", Last Available: "2017-12"
9642	blinking ghostly The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Treatment", Last Available: "2017-12"
9643	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5	0		Skill: "Silent Knife", Last Available: "2017-12"
9644	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Knife", Last Available: "2017-12"
9645	wobbly The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6	0		Skill: "Quiet Desperation", Last Available: "2017-12"
9646	huge The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used)	0		Skill: "Quiet Desperation", Last Available: "2017-12"
9647	mime eraser	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9648	spirit-forward acceptable executive mime flask	5	good	Last Available: "2017-12"
9649	flavorless nega-mushroom	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9650	perfectly mixed nega-mushroom wine	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-12"
9651	quantum Cheer-Up soda	0		Effect: "Thanksgot", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2017-12"
9652	gigantic normal mime army rations	6	good	Last Available: "2017-12"
9653	delicious olive mime army wine	4	awesome	Last Available: "2017-12"
9654	modified narrow mime army superserum	1		Effect: "Jackasses' Symphony of Destruction", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2017-12"
9655	extra-nitrogenated altered wobbly mime army camouflage kit	0		Effect: "Quaaaaaaa", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2017-12"
9656	perfumed personal trainer's miming beret	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2017-12"
9657	Fonzie's Samson's miming shirt	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Experience (Moxie): +1, Last Available: "2017-12"
9658	resourceful miming corduroys of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2017-12"
9659	lime green friendly rock-hard miming boots	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Familiar Weight: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9660	rock-hard miming gloves of bravery	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9661	God Lobster Egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-05"
9662	donated booze	0		
9663	donated food	0		
9664	donated candy	0		
9665	irradiated digital honeypot	0		Effect: "Spooky Weapon", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2025-12"
9666	tumbling mime-proof sunglasses	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9667	upside-down mime army insignia (infantry) of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12", Stat Tuning: "Muscle (all)"
9668	executive mime army insignia (intelligence)	0		Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12", Stat Tuning: "Mysticality (all)"
9669	wizardly mime army insignia (espionage)	0		Mysticality: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12", Stat Tuning: "Moxie (all)"
9670	ghostly bouncing red mime army insignia (pyrotechnics)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9671	mime army insignia (cryonics)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9672	squat squat mime army insignia (psychological warfare)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9673	mime army insignia (sanitation)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9674	mime army insignia (morale)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9675	Samson's supercool mime army infiltration glove	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience (Muscle): +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9676	blinking mime army shotglass	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9677	mime army challenge coin	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9678	cheer extractor	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9679	narrow kerosene-soaked skip	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-12"
9680	wobbly fireproof skip lid	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9681	snack-sized bland spinning extra-toasted half sandwich	2	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
9682	artisanal fortified mulled hobo wine	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-12"
9683	burning newspaper	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
9684	flame-retardant Jeselnik's lion tamer's burning paper hat	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Sleaze Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9685	up-at-dawn Rosewater's burning cape of dire peril	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Weapon Damage: +20, Adventures: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9686	Jeselnik's nasty coward's burning paper slippers	0		Monster Level: -20, Stench Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9687	smartaleck's stylish burning paper jorts of the storm	0		Moxie: +25, Moxie Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9688	smelly deadly burning paper crane of the boozehound	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Booze Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9689	purple January's Garbage Tote (unopened)	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-01"
9690	squat January's Garbage Tote	0		Last Available: "2018-01"
9691	lime green deceased crimbo tree	0		Breakable, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9692	prompt aromatic broken champagne bottle	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Adventures: +3, Breakable, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9693	blinking narrow Samson's strapping tinsel tights	0		Muscle: +5, Experience (Muscle): +5, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9694	executive censurious Jack Frost's wad of used tape	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9695	bouncing electrified arcane researcher's silent nightlight of the cougar of the detective	0		Moxie: +20, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Item Drop: +20, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Rollover Effect Duration: 50
9696	modified ghostly squat sweetened reindeer fat	0		Effect: "Improprie Tea", Effect Duration: 33
9697	modified tumbling Good 'n' Quiet	0		Effect: "Fustulent", Effect Duration: 58
9698	altered blurry hot button candy	0		Effect: "Overstimulated", Effect Duration: 53
9699	mirror Temple Grandin's experienced makeshift garbage shirt of Leguizamo	0		Experience: +2, Monster Level: +20, Familiar Weight: +7, Breakable, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9700	frightening ruddy novelty monorail ticket	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Spooky Damage: +5, Rollover Effect Duration: 100
9701	twisted pills	1		Effect: "Rampage!", Effect Duration: 50
9702	twisted furry pill	1		Effect: "The Sweats", Effect Duration: 50
9703	dried ghostly beefy pill	1		
9704	twisted upside-down tumbling red excitement pill	1		
9705	dehydrated blurry vitamin G pill	1		
9706	boiled narrow lucky-ish pill	1		Effect: "You're Rubber", Effect Duration: 15
9707	modified shaking dieting pill	1		
9712	mirror blurry Clan Carnival Game	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-02"
9713	How To Get Bigger Without Really Trying	0		Skill: "Get Big", Last Available: "2018-02"
9714	Illustrated Mating Rituals of the Gallapagos	0		Skill: "Gallapagosian Mating Call", Last Available: "2018-02"
9715	Convincing People You Can See The Future	0		Skill: "Inscrutable Gaze", Last Available: "2018-02"
9716	blurry Love Potions and the Wizards who Mix Them	0		Skill: "Love Mixology", Last Available: "2018-02"
9717	gray mirror They'll Love You In Rhinestones	0		Skill: "Acquire Rhinestones", Last Available: "2018-02"
9718	ghostly Silly Little Love Song	0		Skill: "Paul's Passionate Pop Song", Last Available: "2018-02"
9719	lion tamer's sage genie's turbane	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2018-02"
9720	greedy Temple Grandin's genie's scimitar	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2018-02"
9721	genie's pants of the sewer of terror	0		Stench Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-02"
9722	blinking gravedigger's genie's bracers of Flo-Jo	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2018-02"
9723	wholesome psychic's circlet of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2018-02"
9724	strapping psychic's crystal ball of the ox	0		Muscle: 25, Last Available: "2018-02"
9725	spinning Jack Frost's psychic's pslacks of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2018-02"
9726	curative boxer's psychic's amulet	0		Muscle Percent: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2018-02"
9727	delicious super-sized heart-shaped candy whetstone	5	awesome	Last Available: "2018-02"
9728	bland Swedish massage fish	3	decent	Last Available: "2018-02"
9729	perfectly mixed Third Base	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-02"
9730	tolerable special Bustle Hustler	3	good	Effect: "Knob Goblin Lust Frenzy", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2018-02"
9731	deionized olive Fabiotion	0		Effect: "Outer Wolf&trade;", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2018-02"
9732	polymerized jittery twirling Bettie page	0		Effect: "Eyes for Miles", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2018-02"
9733	anodized double-deionized tonic o' Banderas	0		Effect: "Human-Horror Hybrid", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2018-02"
9734	diffused heather graham cracker	0		Effect: "The Strength... of the Future", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2018-02"
9735	Lolsipop	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9736	heart cozy	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9737	tumbling eaves droppers	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9738	personal graffiti kit	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9739	Mysterious Red Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9740	Mysterious Green Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9741	Mysterious Blue Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9742	Mysterious Black Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9743	galvanized magnetized adjusted rainbow jellybean	0		Effect: "Human-Plant Hybrid", Effect Duration: 21
9744	dry boiled olive mystery lollipop	0		Effect: "Reedy Pipes", Effect Duration: 24
9745	Love Potion #0	0		Effect: "Tainted Love Potion", Effect Duration: 20
9746	improved concentrated rhinestone	0		Effect: "Goldentongue", Effect Duration: 20
9747	spinning 1,960 pok&eacute;dollar bill	0		
9748	twirling metandienone	0		
9749	jittery riboflavin	0		
9750	bronze	0		
9751	piracetam	0		
9752	ultracalcium	0		
9753	ginseng	0		
9754	jittery dog trainer's Team Avarice cap	0		Experience (familiar): +1
9755	rosy-cheeked Team Sloth cap	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30
9756	tumbling shaking green Team Wrath cap of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50
9757	squat red curative Mu cap	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
9758	tumbling Thwaitgold metabug statuette	0		
9759	Pok&eacute;fam Guide to Capturing All of Them	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-03"
9760	spinning packet of tall grass seeds	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9761	blinking Pok&eacute;-Gro fertilizer	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9762	Globmule	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9763	gray Bluzzard	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9764	Faux	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9765	twirling Sledgehamster	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9766	bouncing Pimpsqueak	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9767	Pillowbug	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9768	Dressage	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9769	blinking Sequestrian	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9770	Carpricorn	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9771	Turpin	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9772	Morphan	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9773	twirling Cycloney	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9774	Peaclock	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9775	Turtive	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9776	shaking Lepardner	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9777	blurry Aiolion	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9778	Waifuton	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9779	Gorillape	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9780	narrow Wendtigo	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9781	Snoutlet	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9782	Ruffalo	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9783	Vaporpoise	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9784	Ghosprey	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9785	gray Straypler	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9786	Flan	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9787	Mustardigrade	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9788	Ched	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9789	Gazelleton	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9790	Mechamelion	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9791	Bicycle	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9792	wobbly Vamprey	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9793	Wullabye	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9794	Nursine	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9795	blue Cantelope	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9796	bouncing Ungulant	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9797	tumbling Caramel	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9798	Oppossum	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9799	squat Amanitee	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9800	Smashmoth	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9801	Vulgure	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9802	shaking huge Squib	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9803	Trafikoan	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9804	Slotter	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9805	Shudder	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9806	blurry Glamare	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9807	bouncing Unspeakachu	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9808	Stooper	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9809	Disgeist	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9810	Bowlet	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9811	Cornbeefadon	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9812	Mu	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9813	Glum berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9814	Egnaro berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9815	Sitrep berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9816	Nadsat berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9817	Jamocha berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9818	Tapioc berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9819	Snarf berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9820	narrow Keese berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9821	luck incense	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Item Drop: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9822	shell bell	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9823	spinning muscle band	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9824	amulet coin	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9825	razor fang	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9826	shaking smoke ball	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9827	tumbling blinking rocket	0		
9828	dried teal magnificent oyster egg	1		Effect: "Full Bottle in front of Me", Effect Duration: 15
9829	vaporized ghostly brilliant oyster egg	1		
9830	modified ghostly squat glistening oyster egg	1		
9831	boiled scintillating oyster egg	1		
9832	altered twirling pearlescent oyster egg	1		Effect: "Dancing Prowess", Effect Duration: 45
9833	compressed upside-down lime green lustrous oyster egg	1		Effect: "L'instinct F&eacute;lin", Effect Duration: 50
9834	pickled spinning gleaming oyster egg	1		
9835	FantasyRealm membership packet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-04"
9836	FantasyRealm guest pass	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9837	blinking Temple Grandin's veiny FantasyRealm G. E. M. of the early riser	0		Maximum HP: +10, Familiar Weight: +7, Adventures: +7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9838	Rubee&trade;	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9839	wobbly FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-04"
9840	horrifying FantasyRealm Mage's Hat	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-04"
9841	MacGyver's FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask	0		Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2018-04"
9842	lump of bauxite	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
9843	gravedigger's studded arcane researcher's &quot;Remember the Trees&quot; Shirt	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Damage Absorption: +80, Spooky Damage: +10
9844	FantasyRealm key	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9845	plump mushroom	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9846	maroon tainted marshmallow	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9847	blinking Chewsick Copperbottom's notes	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9848	red LyleCo premium pickaxe	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9849	LyleCo premium rope	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9850	My First Art of War	0		Skill: "Army of Toddlers", Last Available: "2018-12"
9851	blurry dragon aluminum ore	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9852	blurry faerie dust	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9853	poisoned druidic s'more	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9854	druidic orb	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9855	to-go brew	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9856	flask of holy water	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9857	polymerized colloidal lime green universal antivenin	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Effect: "The Grass...  Is Blue...", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2018-04"
9858	LyleCo premium monocle	0		Rubee Drop: 1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9859	wobbly LyleCo premium magnifying glass	0		Rubee Drop: 1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9860	FantasyRealm tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9861	jittery LyleCo Contractor's Manual	0		Skill: "Expert Corner-Cutter", Last Available: "2018-04"
9862	stale bouncing FantasyRealm turkey leg	3	decent	Last Available: "2018-04"
9863	bad FantasyRealm mead	4	decent	Last Available: "2018-04"
9864	nasty haunch	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9865	Cheswick Copperbottom's compass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9866	arrest warrant	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9867	hero's skull	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9868	grolblin rum	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9869	snack-sized normal druidic s'more	2	good	Last Available: "2018-04"
9870	mixed shaking sachet of powder	1		Last Available: "2018-04"
9871	perfectly mixed special mirror mourning wine	3	EPIC	Effect: "Cruisin' for a Bruisin'", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2018-04"
9872	twirling squat ghostly sanctified cola	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9873	map to the Towering Mountains	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9874	map to the Mystic Wood	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9875	map to the Putrid Swamp	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9876	ghostly map to the Cursed Village	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9877	bouncing map to the Sprawling Cemetery	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9878	flavorless denastified haunch	4	decent	Last Available: "2018-04"
9879	perfectly mixed high-proof bad rum and good cola	6	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-04"
9880	concentrated aerosolized unsweetened huge Potion of Heroism	0		Effect: "Horrid, Torrid", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2018-04"
9881	olive chilly dog trainer's leggings of the Spider Queen of the overflowing toilet	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Cold Damage: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2018-04"
9882	up-at-dawn veiny Sinatra's Master Thief's utility belt	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum HP: +10, Adventures: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9883	cyan greasy experienced brawny Duke Vampire's regal cloak	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience: +2, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-04"
9884	red padded Socratic Dragonscale breastplate of the storm	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2018-04"
9885	scorching nippy arcane researcher's belt of Ogrekind	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Cold Damage: +10, Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9886	therapeutic sinister Herculean The Ghoul King's ghoulottes	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Spell Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2018-04"
9887	pulsating medical-grade veiny banded nozzle of the Phoenix	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum HP: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2018-04"
9888	spinning Jack Frost's ruddy groovy the Archwizard's briefs	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2018-04"
9889	nasty medical-grade the Ley Incursion's waist of doom	0		Stench Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9890	family-friendly clever steel-toed shield of the Skeleton Lord	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum MP: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2018-04"
9891	red careful chaotic ring of the Skeleton Lord of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: 30, Monster Level: -10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9892	blue mansplainer's Socratic beefcake's scepter of the Skeleton Lord	0		Muscle: +25, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Monster Level: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9893	deadfall branch of the brazier of temperance of the businessman of the sweet-tooth	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +50, Candy Drop: +100
9894	jittery frosty mansplainer's resourceful arcane researcher's Staff of Kitchen Royalty of terror	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum MP: +50, Monster Level: +15, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-04"
9895	ghostly charged druidic orb	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9896	pulsating dragon slaying sword	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9897	blurry notarized arrest warrant	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9898	tolerable two meat muck	3	good	
9899	yummy chocolate Ogre Chieftain	3	awesome	
9900	stale blurry chocolate &quot;Phoenix&quot;	3	decent	
9901	decent half-sized chocolate Spider Queen	2	good	
9902	fortified drinkable hipster cocktail	5	good	
9903	God Lobster's Scepter	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "small fairy/lep", Last Available: "2018-05"
9904	God Lobster's Ring	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "sombrero", Last Available: "2018-05"
9905	tumbling God Lobster's Rod	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "whelp", Last Available: "2018-05"
9906	God Lobster's Robe	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "block", Last Available: "2018-05"
9907	upside-down God Lobster's Crown	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "fairy", Last Available: "2018-05"
9908	tumbling Dish of Clarified Butter	0		Last Available: "2018-05"
9909	pulsating G	0		
9910	Garland of Greatness	0		
9911	ghostly gattoo	0		
9912	A-Boo glue	0		
9913	bouncing glued A-Boo clue	0		
9914	teal crude oil congealer	0		
9915	delicious jumbo good guava	5	awesome	
9916	perfectly mixed weak bouncing gin and ginger	2	EPIC	
9917	Thwaitgold chigger statuette	0		
9918	modified mirror gaseous gravy	1		Effect: "Libra Rising", Effect Duration: 10
9919	tumbling SongBoom&trade; BoomBox	0		Last Available: "2018-06"
9920	shaking SongBoom&trade; BoomBox Box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-06"
9921	wobbly A Guide to Safari	0		Skill: "Experience Safari"
9922	colloidal blue Shielding Potion	0		Effect: "Natural 20", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2018-06"
9923	cold-filtered unsweetened blurry upside-down Punching Potion	0		Effect: "Inner Dog", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2018-06"
9924	wobbly Special Seasoning	0		Last Available: "2018-06"
9925	altered olive Nightmare Fuel	1		Last Available: "2018-06"
9926	Gathered Meat-Clip	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
9927	Bastille Battalion control rig crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-07"
9928	ghostly Bastille Battalion control rig	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-07"
9929	huge miser's Jack Frost's Brutal brogues of terror of the sweet-tooth	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Candy Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-07"
9930	ribald padded Draftsman's driving gloves of mayonnaise of courage	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Sleaze Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-07"
9931	rosewater-soaked razor-sharp wizardly Nouveau nosering of dire peril	0		Mysticality: +25, Weapon Damage: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Stench Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-07"
9932	enhanced pressed triple-improved upside-down huge sharkfin gumbo	0		Effect: "Wet Jaw", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2018-07"
9933	alkaline electrified boiling broth	0		Effect: "Visions of the Deep Dark Deeps", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2018-07"
9934	quadruple-altered corrupted spinning interrogative elixir	0		Effect: "Power Ballad of the Arrowsmith", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2018-07"
9935	Bastille Battalion Fondue Trophy	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9936	upside-down Bastille Battalion tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9937	Bastille Battalion cheese wheel	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9938	tumbling Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9939	kitten burglar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-07"
9940	burglar/sleep mask	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9941	blue Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette	0		
9942	Neverending Party invitation envelope	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-09"
9943	Neverending Party guest pass	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9944	wholesome Herculean Rosewater's PARTY HARD T-shirt	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2018-09"
9945	huge ghostly Neverending Party favor	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9946	deluxe Neverending Party favor	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9947	fuchsia gas can	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9948	hand-crafted irresponsibly strong blinking olive Middle of the Road&trade; brand whiskey	8	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-09"
9949	olive neverending wallet chain	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9950	narrow censurious lard-coated pentagram bandana	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2018-09"
9951	pulsating jittery skull ring of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9952	electronics kit	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9953	normal diet narrow PB&J with the crusts cut off	1	good	Last Available: "2018-09"
9954	flame-retardant dorky glasses of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9955	pulsating sharpshooter's boxer's ponytail clip	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2018-09"
9956	paint palette of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paint Job", Last Available: "2018-09"
9957	lime green unremarkable duffel bag	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9958	modified ghostly skewed Purple Beast energy drink	1		Last Available: "2018-09"
9959	lime green medical-grade cosmetic football	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2018-09"
9960	mansplainer's shellacked shoe ad T-shirt	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2018-09"
9961	pump-up high-tops of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9962	diffused non-alkaline olive runproof mascara	0		Effect: "Flashing Eyes", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2018-09"
9963	very small dress	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9964	shaking arcane researcher's noticeable pumps of the scaredy-cat	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Monster Level: -15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9965	surprisingly capacious handbag	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9966	weak tolerable narrow everfull glass	2	???	Last Available: "2018-09"
9967	van key	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9968	teal jam band bootleg	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9969	purple bouncing executive crafty denim jacket	0		Maximum MP: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2018-09"
9970	squat smelly deadly ratty knitted cap	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-09"
9972	wholesome brainy intimidating chainsaw	0		Mysticality: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-09"
9973	drinkable irresponsibly strong party beer bomb	8	good	Last Available: "2018-09"
9974	stale small sweet party mix	2	decent	Last Available: "2018-09"
9975	vaporized shaking mirror bouncing party balloon	1		Effect: "Gummiheart", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2018-09"
9976	twirling steel-toed stiffened party pants	0		Damage Reduction: 10, Last Available: "2018-09"
9977	executive strapping party whip of chilblains	0		Muscle: +5, Cold Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2018-09"
9978	shaking Party Planning on a Budget	0		Skill: "Budget Conscious", Last Available: "2018-09"
9979	artisanal TRIO cup of beer	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-09"
9980	spoiled party platter for one	3	crappy	Last Available: "2018-09"
9981	denatured teal shaking jittery Party-in-a-Can&trade;	1		Last Available: "2018-09"
9982	party pup	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9983	chaotic crafty party crasher	0		Maximum MP: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Party Crash", Last Available: "2018-09"
9984	Living to Drink, Drinking to Live	0		Last Available: "2018-09", Skill: "Drinking to Drink"
9985	shaking purple Party Tattoo&trade; gift certificate	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9986	mirror pulsating party mouse hat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9987	ghostly wobbly latte lovers member's mug	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Latte on Opponent", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Offer Latte to Opponent", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Gulp Latte", Last Available: "2018-10"
9988	latte lovers club card	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-10"
9989	voter registration form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-11"
9990	steel-toed &quot;I Voted!&quot; sticker	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-11"
9991	blinking absentee voter ballot	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9992	snake skin	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9993	dance instructor's wizardly snakeskin thighboots	0		Mysticality: +25, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Last Available: "2018-11"
9994	shaking vibrating snakeskin cowboy hat of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2018-11"
9995	teal vibrating banded snakeskin jacket	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2018-11"
9996	huge slime glob	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9997	slime glob	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9998	maroon slime glob	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9999	blue knitted hale slime waders of the sewer	0		Maximum HP: +20, Stench Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2018-11"
10001	ghostly friendly hale slime fedora of mayonnaise	0		Maximum HP: +20, Familiar Weight: +3, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2018-11"
10002	auspicious weightlifter's slime knuckles of the sweet-tooth	0		Muscle: +15, Item Drop: +10, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2018-11"
10003	olive government requisition form	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
10004	family-friendly Tesla beefy government-issued slacks	0		Muscle: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2018-11"
10005	sinister smartaleck's government-issued eyeshade of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Moxie Percent: +30, Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-11"
10006	purple scorching rosy-cheeked rock-hard government-issued necktie	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-11"
10007	blurry perfumed electrified vibrating mutant arm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Stench Resistance: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2018-11"
10008	hardened occult wizardly mutant legs	0		Mysticality: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2018-11"
10009	family-friendly smelly personal trainer's mutant crown	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2018-11"
10010	miniature moldy ghostly ectoplasm	2	crappy	Last Available: "2018-11"
10011	enchanted stale	3	decent	Effect: "Sizzling with Fury", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2018-11"
10012	perfectly mixed bottle of vodka	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-11"
10013	flavorless special immense tumbling pizza	7	decent	Effect: "So Fresh and So Clean", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2018-11"
10014	hand-crafted martini	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-11"
10015	bland cherry pie	4	decent	Last Available: "2018-11"
10016	weak tolerable eggnog	2	good	Last Available: "2018-11"
10017	bouncing glob of undifferentiated tissue	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
10018	spoiled olive Hell ramen	3	crappy	Last Available: "2018-11"
10019	strong fancy smooth wobbly gimlet	5	awesome	Effect: "Curse of the Black Pearl Onion", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2018-11"
10020	delicious irresponsibly strong mirror twice-haunted screwdriver	9	awesome	Last Available: "2018-11"
10021	spoiled gray candy cane	3	crappy	Last Available: "2018-12"
10022	perfectly mixed runny fermented egg	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-12"
10023	spoiled fuchsia oldcake	3	crappy	Last Available: "2018-12"
10024	miniature rotten spinning traditional Crimbo cookie	2	crappy	Last Available: "2023-06"
10025	curative plastic wild beaver	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2018-12"
10026	skewed quilted plastic reindeer	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Last Available: "2018-12"
10027	gravedigger's plastic Caf&eacute; Elf	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-12"
10028	padded plastic orphan	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Last Available: "2018-12"
10029	supercool plastic Abuela Crimbo	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Last Available: "2018-12"
10030	blurry yule pup	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10031	Braindeer	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10032	mirror Crimbo dog sweater	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10033	Lo Pan's pristine walrus tusk of mayonnaise	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2018-12"
10034	thick walrus blubber	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10035	jittery miser's wool chilly wholesome Staff of Frozen Lard	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2018-12"
10036	fuchsia bomb	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10037	jittery plastic bazooka	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10038	mooseflank	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10039	flavorless grilled mooseflank	4	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10040	yummy moosemeat pie	3	awesome	Last Available: "2018-12"
10041	balanced antler of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-12"
10042	occult dam	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2018-12"
10043	drinkable beavermouth	4	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10044	artisanal triple-distilled beaver punch (papaya)	6	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-12"
10045	bad beaver punch (peach)	3	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10046	weak hand-crafted twirling beaver punch (cherry)	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-12"
10047	banded groovy Canadian lantern	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Damage Absorption: +100, Last Available: "2018-12"
10048	scandalous muskox-skin cap	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2018-12"
10049	Boxing Day care package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-12"
10050	decent snack-sized glass of raw eggs	2	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10051	bad punch-drunk punch	4	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10052	mixed bouncing body spradium	1		Last Available: "2018-12"
10053	shaking reassuring bauxite beret	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2018-12"
10054	gray dangerous bauxite boxers	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-12"
10055	bouncing yellow Van der Graaf bauxite bow-tie	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
10056	Boxing Day Pass	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10057	Kramco Industries packing carton	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-01"
10058	skewed reassuring greasy horrifying smelly Kramco Sausage-o-Matic&trade; of the early riser	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2019-01"
10059	sausage casing	0		Last Available: "2019-01"
10060	huge bland sausage	8	decent	Last Available: "2019-01"
10061	squat censurious perfumed red-hot sausage fork	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2019-01"
10062	narrow shaking bag of sausage links	0		Last Available: "2019-01"
10063	upside-down sausage golem	0		Last Available: "2019-01"
10064	jar of relish	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10065	Toyleporter	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10066	lousy watered-down red wobbly beer	2	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10067	spoiled yule gruel	4	crappy	Last Available: "2018-12"
10068	drinkable practically non-alcoholic hot watered rum	1	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10069	drinkable bottle of Crimbognac	4	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10070	spoiled Crimboysters Rockefeller	4	crappy	Last Available: "2018-12"
10071	dehydrated huge Crimbeau de toilette	1		Last Available: "2018-12"
10072	upside-down Crimbo candle	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10073	Carol of the Bulls	0		Skill: "Carol of the Bulls", Last Available: "2018-12"
10074	blinking Carol of the Bulls (used)	0		Skill: "Carol of the Bulls", Last Available: "2018-12"
10075	shaking Carol of the Hells	0		Skill: "Carol of the Hells", Last Available: "2018-12"
10076	Carol of the Hells (used)	0		Skill: "Carol of the Hells", Last Available: "2018-12"
10077	Carol of the Thrills	0		Skill: "Carol of the Thrills", Last Available: "2018-12"
10078	Carol of the Thrills (used)	0		Skill: "Carol of the Thrills", Last Available: "2018-12"
10079	wholesome dangerous personal trainer's Crimbolex watch	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12", Nonstackable Watch, Rollover Effect Duration: 100
10080	Crimbo tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10081	brainy hand-knitted Crimbo socks of the pedagogue of the detective	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience: +3, Item Drop: +20
10082	chalk chlamys of doom of temperance	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10083	stanky chalk chain of horror	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10084	mirror ghostly smelly chalk chalice of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10085	executive chalk chinos of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2019-12"
10086	aromatic Annie Oakley's chalk chapeau	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2019-12"
10087	Usain Bolt's stanky chalk choker	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +80, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10088	diluted bouncing ghostly chalk chunks	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10089	oxidized candy chalk	0		Effect: "[1609]Dancin' Fool", Effect Duration: 68
10090	crafty occult marble maebari	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10091	skewed teal dog trainer's crafty marble mantle	0		Maximum MP: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10092	Sherlock's marble magnet of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Item Drop: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10093	brainy marble mignonette bowl of the scaredy-cat	0		Mysticality: +5, Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10094	baleful marble medallion of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10095	lime green Van der Graaf Herculean marble mariachi hat	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10096	diluted pulsating marble molecules	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10097	quantum warmed ghostly Mallomarbles	0		Effect: "Patent Alacrity", Effect Duration: 16
10098	nippy Newton's punching bag	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Cold Damage: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10099	smelly thinker's pith helmet	0		Mysticality: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10100	prompt mansplainer's poncho	0		Monster Level: +15, Adventures: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10101	bouncing rock-hard razor-sharp pendant	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Damage Reduction: 5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10102	Herculean palazzos of the storm	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10103	arcane researcher's pseudoaccordion of Calamity Jane	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Song Duration: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10104	mixed maroon pieces	1		Effect: "Cruisin' for a Bruisin'", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2020-12"
10105	moist skewed Para-Pop	0		Effect: "Blessing of Pikachutlotal", Effect Duration: 57
10106	terra cotta truss of the storm of chilblains	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Cold Damage: +25, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10107	terra cotta trousers of Tarzan of Gandalf	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10108	blinking Fonzie's cool terra cotta tongs	0		Moxie: +5, Experience (Moxie): +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10109	Van der Graaf educational terra cotta train	0		Experience: +1, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10110	tumbling terra cotta tie tack of the blizzard of horror	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10111	wholesome dance instructor's terra cotta tambourine	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10112	vaporized terra cotta tidbits	1		Effect: "Florid Cheeks", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2020-12"
10113	boiled warmed terra panna cotta	0		Effect: "Yuletide Mutations", Effect Duration: 29
10114	inspector's censurious velour voulge	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2021-12"
10115	ruddy Rosewater's velour vambraces	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10116	tumbling blurry curative velour veil of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10117	rosewater-soaked velour viscometer of the businessman	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10118	prompt stanky velour valise	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2021-12"
10119	ruddy weightlifter's velour vaqueros	0		Muscle: +15, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2021-12"
10120	modified upside-down tumbling velour veneer	1		Effect: "Well-preserved", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2021-12"
10121	anodized chilled Velougats&trade;	0		Effect: "Always In Motion", Effect Duration: 15
10122	careful glass suspenders of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Monster Level: -10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10123	blue Sinatra's glass shield of the cheetah	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2021-12"
10124	family-friendly flame-retardant glass stetson	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2021-12"
10125	Annie Oakley's fortified glass spectacles	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10126	steel-toed boxer's glass shiv	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Damage Reduction: 9, Last Available: "2021-12"
10127	cyan glass serape of the cougar of Calamity Jane	0		Moxie: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2021-12"
10128	pickled mirror glass shards	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10129	vacuum-sealed chilled ionized narrow hard candy	0		Effect: "You Read The Manual", Effect Duration: 13
10130	gray twirling chilly loofah lumberjack's hat of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Cold Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Head-Scratch", Last Available: "2022-12"
10131	cyan rock-hard baleful loofah lei	0		Spell Damage: +25, Damage Reduction: 5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Lei Lasso", Last Available: "2022-12"
10132	jittery wobbly toasty loofah lederhosen of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Hot Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Hosenzittern", Last Available: "2022-12"
10133	Temple Grandin's slick loofah ladle	0		Moxie: +10, Familiar Weight: +7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Stew", Last Available: "2022-12"
10134	pulsating gravedigger's stiffened loofah legwarmers	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Leglifts", Last Available: "2022-12"
10135	yellow Lo Pan's Samson's loofah lavalier	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Lava", Last Available: "2022-12"
10136	vaporized loofah lumps	1		Effect: "Cletus's Canticle of Celerity", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2022-12"
10137	energized squat chocolate-covered loofah	0		Effect: "Locks Like the Raven", Effect Duration: 34
10138	therapeutic flagstone flag of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagellate", Last Available: "2022-12"
10139	squat miser's Jeselnik's flagstone flail	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagflog", Last Available: "2022-12"
10140	ghostly Lo Pan's arcane researcher's flagstone flip-flops	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Flap Flip", Last Available: "2022-12"
10141	lion tamer's Jim Carey's flagstone fez	0		Monster Level: +25, Experience (familiar): +2, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Fez Ritual", Last Available: "2022-12"
10142	fireproof quilted flagstone fleece	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Hot Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Fleece Flex", Last Available: "2022-12"
10143	Sinatra's flagstone fringe of the blizzard	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Foxtrot", Last Available: "2022-12"
10144	altered lime green spinning flagstone flagments	1		Last Available: "2022-12"
10145	colloidal super-colloidal Flag by the Foot&trade;	0		Effect: "Serenity", Effect Duration: 64
10146	elf sleeper agent	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10147	red-and-green microcamera	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10148	stylish cobbled-together Meat detector	0		Moxie: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10149	boiled aerosolized tin thermos of chai	0		Effect: "Fishily Speeding", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2019-12"
10150	dried blinking prototype stimulant	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10151	Van der Graaf tailored vest	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10152	shaking sew-on bandage	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10153	really nice net	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10154	slick elf army poncho	0		Moxie: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10155	decent immense elf army field rations	8	good	Last Available: "2019-12"
10156	gingernade	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10157	toasty Newton's discarded bowtie	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Hot Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10158	fortified bad martiny	5	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10159	tryptophan dart	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10160	extra-corrupted licorice snake	0		Effect: "Kissed By Fire", Effect Duration: 23
10161	non-corrupted virgin jello shot	0		Effect: "Piratastic", Effect Duration: 46
10162	magnetized wet unsweetened huge mutated candy lump	0		Effect: "Uncanny Shot", Effect Duration: 24
10163	nitrogenated quantum government-issued candy	0		Effect: "Wintergreen Warmongery", Effect Duration: 69
10164	irradiated electrified blurry ghostly Pneumo bar	0		Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 63
10165	mint condition Lil' Doctor&trade; bag	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-02"
10166	huge quilted extremely unsafe Lil' Doctor&trade; bag	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Damage Absorption: +40, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Otoscope", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Reflex Hammer", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Chest X-Ray", Last Available: "2019-02"
10168	blue blood bag	0		
10169	toothsome bloodstick	3	awesome	
10170	fancy aged bottle of Sanguiovese	3	awesome	Effect: "meat.enh", Effect Duration: 50
10171	bland huge actual blood sausage	7	decent	
10172	high-proof lousy mulled blood	6	decent	
10173	adequate lime green blood snowcone	3	good	
10174	watered-down drinkable Red Russian	2	good	
10175	normal blood roll-up	3	good	
10176	lousy irresponsibly strong bottle of blood	8	decent	
10177	gigantic delicious blood-soaked sponge cake	6	awesome	
10178	lousy jittery vampagne	4	decent	
10179	normal big plain snowcone	5	good	
10180	Booke of Vampyric Knowledge	0		
10181	money bag	0		
10182	tumbling money bag	0		
10183	tumbling bouncing money bag	0		
10184	Thwaitgold mosquito statuette	0		
10185	bucket of Vampyre blood	0		
10186	blood knife	0		Lasts Until Rollover
10187	PirateRealm membership packet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-04"
10188	bouncing PirateRealm guest pass	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10189	twirling olive wobbly sharpshooter's dance instructor's PirateRealm eyepatch of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10190	mirror bloody harpoon	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10191	blurry compass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10192	skull key	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10193	curious anemometer	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10194	Red Roger's flag	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10195	Glass Jack's spyglass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10196	recursed compass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10197	tomb-opener	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10198	Red Roger's map	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10199	stale shaking crabsicle	3	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10200	melty plastic grenade	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10201	drinkable spirit-forward bottle of dark rhum	5	good	Last Available: "2019-04"
10202	hand-crafted practically non-alcoholic bottle of extra-dark rhum	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2019-04"
10203	watered-down enchanted perfectly mixed bottle of super-extra-dark rhum	2	EPIC	Effect: "Petit Forbearance", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2019-04"
10204	pickled dry pirate shaving cream	0		Effect: "Artificially Sweet", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2019-04"
10205	Annie Oakley's conquistador's breastplate of bravery	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2019-04"
10206	foul-smelling pirate pantaloons of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: 35, Last Available: "2019-04"
10207	[glitch season reward name]	0		
10208	ghostly signal fragment	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10209	blue windicle	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10210	blinking fortified deadly pirate radio ring	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Damage Absorption: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10211	Island Drinkin', a Tiki Mixology Odyssey	0		Skill: "Tiki Mixology", Last Available: "2019-04"
10212	stale pineapple slab	4	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10213	bland hibiscus petal	3	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10214	polarized super-galvanized ionized blinking blue huge mint leaf	0		Effect: "Uncaged Power", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2019-04"
10215	blurry cocoa of youth	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10216	dried ice molecule	1		Last Available: "2019-04"
10217	blurry Red Roger's reliquary	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10218	Red Roger's right hand	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10219	twirling Red Roger's left hand	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10220	Red Roger's right foot	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10221	skewed Red Roger's left foot	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10222	Red Roger's skull	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10223	denatured huge pewter shavings	1		Last Available: "2019-04"
10224	twirling Red Roger tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10225	PirateRealm fun-a-log	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10226	blinking scandalous plush sea serpent	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Monster Level: -100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10227	rotten miniature bouncing skewed pirate fork	2	???	Last Available: "2019-04"
10228	narrow Scurvy and Sobriety Prevention	0		Skill: "Prevent Scurvy and Sobriety", Last Available: "2019-04"
10229	tumbling ring	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10230	squat educational strapping piratical blunderbuss	0		Muscle: +5, Experience: +1, Last Available: "2019-04"
10231	scorching lion tamer's deadly PirateRealm party hat	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Experience (familiar): +2, Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2019-04"
10232	weak enchanted drinkable lime green Island Landslide	2	good	Effect: "Ghostly Shell", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2019-04"
10233	lousy Island Thunderstorm	3	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10234	delicious Island Hurricane	4	awesome	Last Available: "2019-04"
10235	hand-crafted upside-down Skull Punch	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2019-04"
10236	drinkable Electric Punch	3	good	Last Available: "2019-04"
10237	irresponsibly strong aged Smuggler's Punch	9	awesome	Last Available: "2019-04"
10238	mediocre Scorpion Bowl	3	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10239	drinkable Turtle Bowl	3	good	Last Available: "2019-04"
10240	weak perfectly mixed Cobra Bowl	2	super ultra mega EPIC	Last Available: "2019-04"
10241	vampyric cloake pattern	0		Free Pull
10242	frightening stanky chaotic occult beefcake's vampyric cloake	0		Muscle: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Become a Wolf", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Become a Cloud of Mist", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Become a Bat", Last Available: "2019-03"
10243	plastic pirate hat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10244	improved flattened one piece of bubble gum	0		Effect: "Favored by Lyle", Effect Duration: 30
10245	maroon arcanoferric housing	0		
10246	wobbly intact medium-wave antenna	0		
10247	18-picohertz resonator crystal	0		
10248	tumbling blown-out speaker cone	0		
10249	overloaded short-pulse transistor	0		
10250	Fourth of May Cosplay Saber kit	0		Free Pull
10251	ruddy occult experienced Fourth of May Cosplay Saber	0		Experience: +2, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Use the Force", Last Available: "2019-05"
10252	ring	0		Single Equip
10253	Thwaitgold nymph statuette	0		
10254	prompt double-paned Lo Pan's MacGyver's clever slick strapping hewn moon-rune spoon of the dark arts of the overflowing toilet of terror of mayonnaise	0		Muscle: +5, Moxie: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP: 120, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +5, Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Alters Page Text, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Dragoon Platoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spittoon Monsoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Festoon Buffoon", Last Available: "2019-06", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
10255	cartoon harpoon	0		Last Available: "2019-06"
10256	rune-strewn spoon cocoon	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-06"
10257	wobbly Beach Comb Box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-07"
10258	supercool sage Beach Comb of chilblains	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Moxie Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +25, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beach Combo", Last Available: "2019-07"
10259	blue grain of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10260	blurry small pile of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10261	pile of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10262	upside-down pile of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10263	mirror empty hourglass	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10264	hourglass	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10265	etched hourglass	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10266	polarized lime green magenta seashell	0		Effect: "Powdered", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2019-07"
10267	super-ionized cyan seashell	0		Effect: "Boschface", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2019-07"
10268	altered gray seashell	0		Effect: "Coy to the Hurled", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2019-07"
10269	adjusted seashell	0		Effect: "I See Everything Thrice!", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2019-07"
10270	cold-filtered alkaline pulsating seashell	0		Effect: "Piratey Flavor", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2019-07"
10271	bunch of sea grapes	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10272	perfectly mixed squat bottle of sea wine	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2019-07"
10273	dehydrated kelp	1		Last Available: "2019-07"
10274	upside-down mirror lightning-fast Jim Carey's medical-grade Sinatra's Newton's weightlifter's beefy driftwood hat of wisdom of incineration	0		Muscle: 25, Mysticality: +15, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Experience (Moxie): +5, Monster Level: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +40, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10275	toasty chaotic healthy forbidden baleful brainy driftwood pants of the overflowing toilet of the sweet-tooth of the glutton	0		Mysticality: +5, Spell Damage: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Candy Drop: +100, Food Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10276	asbestos-lined resourceful padded Herculean savvy brainy driftwood bracelet of incineration of horror of mayonnaise	0		Mysticality: +5, Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience (Muscle): +1, Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum MP: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10277	pulsating dog trainer's Van der Graaf ruddy waders	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Experience (familiar): +1, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2019-07"
10278	blurry supercharged wicked Rosewater's spearfish fishing spear	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Spell Damage: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2019-07"
10279	vibrating arcane researcher's rabbitfish fin of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10280	piece of coral	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10281	blue piece of driftwood	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10282	knitted pirate cutlass of the bloodbag of the glutton	0		Maximum HP: +100, Cold Resistance: +3, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10283	knitted therapeutic Herculean tricorn hat	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Cold Resistance: +3, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2019-07"
10284	miser's aromatic chaotic swash buckle	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Stench Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10285	meteorite fragment	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10286	wobbly gravedigger's vibrating meteorite earring of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10287	ribald vibrating meteorite necklace of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10288	ghostly inspector's rosewater-soaked wholesome meteorite ring	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10289	colloidal irradiated squat Finnish Fish	0		Effect: "Seeing Colors", Effect Duration: 64
10290	quantum chocolate doubloon	0		Effect: "Cautious Prowl", Effect Duration: 19
10291	perfumed knitted supercharged driftwood beach comb	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Cold Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10292	twirling Distant Woods Getaway Brochure	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-08"
10293	blue stick of firewood	0		Last Available: "2019-08"
10294	squat blinking electrified whittled tiara of the pedagogue of Leguizamo	0		Experience: +3, Monster Level: +20, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2019-08"
10295	smelly coward's whittled shorts of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Monster Level: -20, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2019-08"
10296	lard-coated sizzling whittled flail of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Hot Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2019-08"
10297	miser's Tesla vibrating whittled wand	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2019-08"
10298	shellacked smartaleck's boxer's whittled flute	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Moxie Percent: +30, Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2019-08"
10299	huge rosewater-soaked whittled bear figurine of dire peril of Flo-Jo	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Stench Resistance: +3, Initiative: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-08"
10300	tumbling narrow prompt padded whittled owl figurine of the bloodbag	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum HP: +100, Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-08"
10301	jittery aromatic whittled fox figurine of the storm of Calamity Jane	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-08"
10302	skewed yellow executive Socratic whittled walking stick of the dark arts	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Item Drop: +5, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2019-08"
10303	normal campfire hot dog	4	good	Last Available: "2019-08"
10304	rotten campfire baked potato	3	crappy	Last Available: "2019-08"
10305	normal low-calorie campfire s'more	1	good	Last Available: "2019-08"
10306	spoiled gigantic skewed campfire beans	7	crappy	Last Available: "2019-08"
10307	big toothsome campfire stew	5	awesome	Last Available: "2019-08"
10308	campfire coffee	1	good	Last Available: "2019-08"
10309	warmed twirling leftover chocolate bar	0		Effect: "So You Can Work More...", Effect Duration: 20
10310	rare Meat isotope	0		
10311	burnt stick	0		Last Available: "2019-08"
10312	bundle of firewood	0		Last Available: "2019-08"
10313	campfire smoke	0		
10314	narrow Murgatroyd diode	0		
10315	twirling signal receiver	0		
10316	maroon space shield	0		
10317	upside-down signal jammer	0		Single Equip
10318	low-pressure oxygen tank	0		Single Equip
10319	mirror blurry Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette	0		
10320	adequate space chowder	3	good	
10321	weak tolerable space wine	2	good	
10322	spinning The Imploded World	0		Skill: "Implode Universe"
10323	wobbly packaged Pocket Professor	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-09"
10324	purple Pocket Professor memory chip	0		
10325	ghostly Law of Averages	0		
10332	spinning Unopened Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-10"
10333	perfumed horrifying padded Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Spooky Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +5, Avoid Attack: 1, Last Available: "2019-10"
10334	unopened diabolic pizza cube box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-11"
10335	diabolic pizza cube	0		Last Available: "2019-11"
10336	diabolic pizza	3	???	Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-11"
10337	snack-sized rotten bu&ntilde;uelos Jaliscos	2	crappy	Last Available: "2019-12"
10338	diet moldy flan del mar	1	crappy	Last Available: "2019-12"
10339	massive rotten Baja sopapilla	8	crappy	Last Available: "2019-12"
10340	bouncing sizzling plastic Mer-kin baker	0		Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10341	squat forbidden plastic sea elf	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2019-12"
10342	pulsating Jim Carey's plastic yuleviathan	0		Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2019-12"
10343	Tesla plastic dolphin &quot;orphan&quot;	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10344	narrow plastic Dolph Bossin of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2019-12"
10345	red-spotted snapper roe	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10346	decent bite-sized mana-coated yams	1	good	Last Available: "2019-11"
10347	yummy jittery mana-basted tofurkey leg	3	awesome	Last Available: "2019-11"
10348	moldy half-sized mana-fortified cranberry sauce	2	crappy	Last Available: "2019-11"
10349	bland lime green mana-stuffed herbal stuffing	3	decent	Last Available: "2019-11"
10350	red human musk	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10351	quantum colloidal altered narrow patch of extra-warm fur	0		Effect: "Items Are Forever", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2019-12"
10352	vaporized jittery industrial lubricant	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10353	Vulcanized lime green unfinished pleasure	0		Effect: "Carol of the Bones", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2019-12"
10354	pickled twirling squat vial of humanoid growth hormone	1		Effect: "Sugary World View", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2019-12"
10355	pickled squat mirror a bug's lymph	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10356	pressed polarized spinning organic potpourri	0		Effect: "Object Detection", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2019-12"
10357	perfectly mixed boot flask	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2019-12"
10358	nitrogenated aerosolized infernal snowball	0		Effect: "Human-Constellation Hybrid", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2019-12"
10359	mirror madness	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10360	diluted fish sauce	1		Effect: "Stenchtastic", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2019-12"
10361	flavorless jittery twirling blue guffin	3	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10362	compressed Shantix&trade;	1		Effect: "Wintry Breath", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2019-12"
10363	goodberry	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10364	twisted blinking tumbling non-Euclidean angle	1		Effect: "Hustlin'", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2019-12"
10365	tarnished Vulcanized red peppermint syrup	0		Effect: "Mystically Oiled", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2019-12"
10366	denatured twirling Mer-kin eyedrops	0		Effect: "Spooky Blur", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2019-12"
10367	colloidal ghostly extra-strength goo	0		Effect: "Corruption of Wretched Wally", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2019-12"
10368	envelope full of Meat	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10369	diluted fuchsia blinking livid energy	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10370	huge micronova	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10371	vaporized red jittery beggin' cologne	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10372	brainy oxygenated eggnog helmet of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Mysticality: +5, Adventure Underwater, Last Available: "2019-12"
10373	hand-knitted diving booties	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10374	peppermint harpoon gun	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10375	extra-alkaline blurry mirror concentrated fish broth	0		Effect: "Celestial Sheen", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2019-12"
10376	tarnished liquid SONAR	0		Effect: "Broberry Brotality", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2019-12"
10377	map to Dolph Bossin's hideout	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10378	Dolph Bossin's charity note	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10379	asbestos-lined lard-coated razor-sharp Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10380	cyan The Spirit of Giving	0		Skill: "The Spirit of Taking", Last Available: "2019-12"
10381	The Spirit of Giving (used)	0		Skill: "The Spirit of Taking", Last Available: "2019-12"
10382	huge Crimbo Factory surprise box	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10383	soggy gingerbread chunk	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10384	super-warmed flattened salty gumdrop	0		Effect: "Pockets of Fire", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2019-12"
10385	fuchsia dance instructor's ribbon candy ascot of the brazier	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10386	ghostly moist Crimbo spices	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10387	blurry twirling intact anemone spike	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10388	anemoney clip of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10389	fuchsia runny icing	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10390	altered super-sweet fish goo (spoiled)	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10391	shellacked weightlifter's icing poncho of the cougar	0		Muscle: +15, Moxie: +20, Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2019-12"
10392	tumbling Mer-kin cookiestove	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10393	Vulcanized glob of salty molasses	0		Effect: "Joyful Resolve", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2019-12"
10394	blurry wholesome Sinatra's Mer-kin rollpin	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10395	olive personalizable gingerbread cookie	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10396	tinsel fin	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10397	adequate squat bowl of mernudo	3	good	Last Available: "2019-12"
10398	weak bad fishelada	2	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10399	flavorless ojo de pez burrito	3	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10400	waterlogged wood	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10401	waterlogged cloth	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10402	waterlogged stuffing	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10403	spinning huge waterlogged	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10404	fuchsia waterlogged	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10405	inspector's nutcracker hat of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2019-12"
10406	frightening nutcracker waistcoat of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10407	skewed avaricious razor-sharp nutcracker pants	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2019-12"
10408	frightening wizardly nutcracker boots	0		Mysticality: +25, Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10409	rosewater-soaked double-paned nutcracker sword	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10410	curative smartaleck's nutcracker drumstick	0		Moxie Percent: +30, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10411	therapeutic nutcracker beard of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10412	Lo Pan's nutcracker cape of extreme caution	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2019-12"
10413	ghostly Herculean boxer's nutcracker epaulets	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Experience (Muscle): +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10414	nutcracker figurine	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10415	tasty salt plum	3	awesome	Last Available: "2019-12"
10416	upside-down peppermint eel sauce	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10417	flavorless gigantic and bean	8	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10418	maroon aromatic kelp-holly gun of the wise owl of mayonnaise	0		Mysticality: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2019-12"
10419	blinking quilted Socratic Yuleviathan necklace	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Damage Absorption: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10420	miser's baleful peppermint spine	0		Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10421	miser's scorching soggy elf shoes	0		Hot Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10422	lightning-fast Crimbylow-rise jeans of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2019-12"
10423	stanky frosty kelp-holly drape	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2019-12"
10424	twirling toasty curative Rosewater's Staff of the Peppermint Twist of bravery	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Hot Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10425	small rotten tempura and bean	2	crappy	Last Available: "2019-12"
10426	smooth salt plum sake	3	awesome	Last Available: "2019-12"
10427	frozen frozen pressurized potion of possessiveness	0		Effect: "Smelly Pants", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2019-12"
10428	denatured shaking almond	0		Effect: "Bat Attitude", Effect Duration: 12
10429	pickled energized handful of mixed nuts	0		Effect: "Brocolate Brostidigitation", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2019-12"
10430	squat nutcracking pliers	0		
10431	Retrospecs try-at-home kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-01"
10432	tumbling electrified medical-grade Fonzie's Retrospecs	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Free Pull, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Detect Weakness", Last Available: "2020-01"
10433	unopened Bird-a-Day calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-01"
10434	narrow Bird-a-Day calendar	0		Last Available: "2020-01"
10437	fuchsia mint-in-box Powerful Glove	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-02"
10438	wobbly avaricious careful Oprah's wizardly Powerful Glove of the scaredy-cat	0		Mysticality: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Monster Level: -25, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Replace Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Shrink Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Invisible Avatar", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Triple Size", Last Available: "2020-02"
10439	enhanced signal receiver	0		
10440	status cymbal	0		Last Available: "2020-02"
10441	quilted boxer's Drip harness of dire peril	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Weapon Damage: +20, Damage Absorption: +40
10442	blurry quilted drippy truncheon	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Single Equip
10443	red Driplet	0		
10444	drippy snail shell	0		
10445	flavorless upside-down drippy nugget	3	drippy	
10446	watered-down lousy glass of drippy wine	2	drippy	
10447	bland drippy caviar	3	drippy	
10448	small tasty upside-down drippy plum(?)	2	drippy	
10449	asbestos-lined drippy stake	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip
10450	The Eye of the Thing in the Basement	0		
10451	drippy khakis	0		Drippy Resistance: +5
10452	drippy shield	0		Drippy Resistance: +10
10453	The Fingernail of the Thing in the Basement	0		
10454	shaking coin	0		
10455	mushroom	0		
10456	pulsating mirror deluxe mushroom	0		
10457	super deluxe mushroom	0		
10458	boiled ionized upside-down fizzy soda	0		Effect: "Human-Beast Hybrid", Effect Duration: 46
10459	diffused anodized healthy juice	0		Effect: "Leisurely Amblin'", Effect Duration: 51
10460	hammer	0		Plumber Power: 1, Plumber Stat: "Muscle"
10461	hammer	0		Plumber Power: 2, Plumber Stat: "Muscle"
10462	fire flower	0		Plumber Power: 1, Plumber Stat: "Mysticality"
10463	bonfire flower	0		Plumber Power: 2, Plumber Stat: "Mysticality"
10464	skewed work boots	0		Single Equip, Plumber Power: 1, Plumber Stat: "Moxie"
10465	skewed boots	0		Single Equip, Plumber Power: 2, Plumber Stat: "Moxie"
10466	hardened cape	0		Damage Reduction: 3
10467	Sherlock's experienced back shell	0		Experience: +2, Item Drop: +25
10468	spiky back shell	0		Thorns: 1
10469	ghostly power pants	0		Maximum PP: +1
10470	Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette	0		
10471	jittery Plumber's Union Handbook	0		
10472	upside-down bony back shell of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
10473	frosty button	0		Single Equip
10474	activated quadruple-galvanized dry blooper ink	0		Effect: "Feet of Grapefruit", Effect Duration: 59
10475	jittery bouncing coin	0		
10476	rubber doll head	0		
10477	rubber doll body	0		
10478	squat plastic doll arms	0		
10479	mirror plastic doll legs	0		
10480	rubber baby doll	0		Damage Aura: 1
10481	Better Shrooms and Gardens catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-03"
10482	packet of mushroom spores	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10483	free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10484	plump free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10485	bulky free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10486	pulsating free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10487	immense free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10488	teal colossal free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10489	stale diet bouncing mushroom filet	1	decent	Last Available: "2020-03"
10490	mushroom slab	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10491	denatured gray spinning mushroom tea	1		Last Available: "2020-03"
10492	bad spirit-forward fuchsia mushroom whiskey	5	decent	Last Available: "2020-03"
10493	greedy mushroom cap of the dark arts of incineration	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2020-03"
10494	stylish mushroom shield of the dark arts of the bloodbag of horror	0		Moxie: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP: +100, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-03"
10495	huge electrified therapeutic hardened beefy mushroom pants	0		Muscle: +10, Damage Reduction: 3, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2020-03"
10496	green friendly curative healthy mushroom badge of Flo-Jo	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +3, Initiative: +100, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-03"
10497	house-sized mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10498	pristine piranha seed	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10499	blurry plastic piranha pot	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10500	extra-wet polymerized piranha pollen	0		Effect: "Benetton's Medley of Diversity", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2020-03"
10501	plumber's boots	0		Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Plumber Jump"
10502	sinistral homunculus	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-04"
10503	Samson's kettle bell	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Last Available: "2020-04"
10504	stiffened glued-together crystal ball	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Last Available: "2020-04"
10505	wobbly careful martini dregs	0		Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2020-04"
10506	twirling ribald flickering flashlight	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-04"
10507	ghostly experienced crumbling rabbit's foot	0		Experience: +2, Last Available: "2020-04"
10508	careful outmoded fidget toy	0		Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2020-04"
10509	Samson's flimsy ski pole	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Last Available: "2020-04"
10510	personal trainer's discarded finger painting	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Last Available: "2020-04"
10511	pulsating smartaleck's pizza box	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Last Available: "2020-04"
10512	mirror jittery stiffened chipped coffee mug of Calamity Jane	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2020-04"
10513	wholesome Left-Hand Man action figure	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2020-04"
10514	drippy seed	0		
10515	mirror drippy grub	0		
10516	drippy bezoar	0		
10517	lime green Drip Institute petri dish	0		
10518	drippy ichor	0		
10519	tumbling drippy enzyme	0		
10520	drippy salt	0		
10521	blinking drippy pigment	0		
10522	drippy bromide	0		
10523	drippy flux	0		
10524	drippy stein	0		
10525	acceptable drippy pilsner	3	drippy	
10526	drippy staff	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drip Blast"
10528	drippy orb	0		
10529	blinking yellow lustrous drippy orb	0		
10530	skewed red energetic gory drippy orb	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20
10531	mirror annealed drippy orb	0		Drippy Resistance: +5
10532	blue Guzzlr application	0		Free Pull
10533	wobbly quilted groovy Guzzlr tablet	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Damage Absorption: +40, Last Available: "2020-05"
10534	Guzzlr cocktail set	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10535	teal Guzzlrbuck	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10536	Guzzlr hat	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10537	Guzzlr shoes	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-05"
10538	blinking Guzzlr pants	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10539	Guzzlr souvenir stein of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2020-05"
10540	Guzzlr tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10541	hand-crafted distilled Ghiaccio Colada	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2020-05"
10542	bad weak fancy Sourfinger	2	decent	Effect: "Twenty-three Squid, Ew", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2020-05"
10543	artisanal practically non-alcoholic Nog-on-the-Cob	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2020-05"
10544	smooth red Steamboat	3	awesome	Last Available: "2020-05"
10545	tolerable Buttery Boy	4	good	Last Available: "2020-05"
10546	wobbly Never Don't Stop Not Striving	0		Skill: "Always Never Not Guzzling", Last Available: "2020-05"
10547	auspicious clown car key of the early riser	0		Item Drop: +10, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2020-08"
10548	greasy energetic batting cage key of terror	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10549	Van der Graaf aqu&iacute; of the wise owl of Flo-Jo	0		Mysticality: +20, Initiative: +100, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2020-08"
10550	supercharged thinker's knob labinet key of the blizzard	0		Mysticality: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-08"
10551	manspreader's educational strapping weremoose key	0		Muscle: +5, Experience: +1, Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10552	studded peg key	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Last Available: "2020-08"
10553	asbestos-lined kekekey	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10554	wobbly mansplainer's rabbit's foot key	0		Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2020-08"
10555	purple Sinatra's knob shaft skate key of Flo-Jo	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2020-08"
10556	flame-retardant nasty sizzling ice key	0		Hot Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2020-08"
10557	lion tamer's anchovy can key	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2020-08"
10558	tumbling gravedigger's Da Vinci's cactus key	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10559	ruddy f'c'le sh'c'le k'y of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2020-08"
10560	beefy treasure chest key of the storm	0		Muscle: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2020-08"
10561	olive fireproof lion tamer's demonic key of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Experience (familiar): +2, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2020-08"
10562	chilly key sausage	0		Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10563	twirling knob treasury key of Leguizamo of courage	0		Monster Level: +20, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2020-08"
10564	upside-down Usain Bolt's smelly energetic scrap key	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2020-08"
10565	hardy rose key of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2020-08"
10566	fuchsia medical-grade music box key	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10567	smelly experienced actual skeleton key	0		Experience: +2, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10568	twirling maroon Jim Carey's stylish slick deep-fried key	0		Moxie: 35, Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2020-08"
10569	aromatic Annie Oakley's discarded bike lock key	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2020-08"
10570	skewed tumbling Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette	0		
10571	Manual of Lock Picking	0		Skill: "Lock Picking", Last Available: "2020-08"
10572	galvanized marshroom	0		Effect: "Memory of Strength", Effect Duration: 53
10573	blinking bag of Iunion stones	0		Free Pull
10574	Iunion Crown	0		Last Available: "2020-06"
10575	drippy candy bar	0		
10576	super-concentrated dry salty drippy candy bar	0		Effect: "The Halls of Mysticality", Effect Duration: 59
10577	tarnished pickled ghostly writhing drippy candy bar	0		Effect: "Impregnably Delicious", Effect Duration: 46
10578	triple-flattened magnetized gooey drippy candy bar	0		Effect: "Crimbo Flavor", Effect Duration: 51
10579	baby camelCalf	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-07"
10580	mirror huge dromedary drinking helmet	0		
10581	packaged SpinMaster&trade; lathe	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-08"
10582	SpinMaster&trade; lathe	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10583	purple flimsy hardwood scraps	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10584	fuchsia bouncing asbestos-lined MacGyver's birch battery	0		Maximum MP: +100, Hot Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-08"
10585	upside-down ribald chilly ebony epee of mayonnaise	0		Cold Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Disarming Thrust", Last Available: "2020-08"
10586	huge gravedigger's grievous beefy weeping willow wand	0		Muscle: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spooky Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Barrage of Tears", Last Available: "2020-08"
10587	zippy stiffened beefcake's beechwood blowgun	0		Muscle: +25, Damage Reduction: 1, Initiative: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Poison Dart", Last Available: "2020-08"
10588	miser's maple magnet of the brute of courage	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Spooky Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-08"
10589	Dreadsylvanian hemlock	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10590	huge Annie Oakley's MacGyver's steel-toed hemlock helm	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum MP: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2020-08"
10591	sweaty balsam	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10592	lime green spinning scandalous steel-toed balsam barrel of the blizzard	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10593	redwood	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10594	flattened improved shaking redwood rain stick	0		Effect: "Flashing Eyes", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2020-08"
10595	purpleheart logs	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10596	wool hale purpleheart &quot;pants&quot; of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP: +20, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2020-08"
10597	wormwood stick	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10598	shaking narrow banded razor-sharp cool wormwood wedding ring of the empath of the businessman	0		Moxie: +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Damage Absorption: +100, Familiar Weight: +5, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-08"
10599	blinking Dripwood slab	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10600	drippy diadem	0		Drippy Resistance: +15, Last Available: "2020-08"
10601	blue bouncing Thwaitgold slug statuette	0		
10602	toasty ert grey goo ring	0		Hot Damage: +5
10603	fistful of wood shavings	0		
10604	blurry Yeg's Motel ashtray	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10605	blinking Yeg's Motel alarm clock	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10606	corrupted Yeg's Motel toothbrush	0		Effect: "Sugar Smacks", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2020-09"
10607	frozen Yeg's Motel hand soap	0		Effect: "Filled with Magic", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2020-09"
10608	Yeg's Motel sewing kit	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10609	normal blurry Yeg's Motel pillow mint	4	good	Last Available: "2020-09"
10610	blurry Yeg's Motel disposable razor	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10611	quadruple-warmed huge blurry Yeg's Motel mouthwash	0		Effect: "Work For Hours a Week", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2020-09"
10612	Usain Bolt's razor-sharp Yeg's Motel shower cap	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Initiative: +80, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-09"
10613	lightning-fast miser's Yeg's Motel bathrobe	0		Meat Drop: +10, Initiative: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-09"
10614	Yeg's Motel slippers of the pedagogue of the boozehound	0		Experience: +3, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-09"
10615	Yeg's Motel stationery	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10616	Yeg's Motel minibar key	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10617	tumbling sizzling desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10618	frost-rimed desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10619	fuchsia uncanny desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10620	nasty desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10621	blurry greasy desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10622	blue chess set	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10623	onyx king	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10624	onyx queen	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10625	onyx rook	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10626	squat squat onyx bishop	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10627	onyx knight	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10628	onyx pawn	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10629	jittery alabaster king	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10630	maroon alabaster queen	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10631	alabaster rook	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10632	pulsating alabaster bishop	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10633	blinking alabaster knight	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10634	alabaster pawn	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10635	bagged Cargo Cultist Shorts	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-09"
10636	Usain Bolt's Tesla arcane researcher's Cargo Cultist Shorts of the sewer	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Stench Damage: +25, Initiative: +80, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2020-09"
10637	complicated device	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10638	practically non-alcoholic drinkable flask of moonshine	1	good	Last Available: "2020-09"
10639	wool chaotic brainy sea-worn candlestick	0		Mysticality: +5, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2020-09"
10640	Universal Seasoning	0		
10641	extra-energized null-day exploit	0		Effect: "Devil Inside", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2025-12"
10642	ghostly spinning flame orb	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10643	delicious enchanted gigantic ghostly chocolate chip muffin	10	awesome	Effect: "Stinking Cloud", Effect Duration: 30
10644	Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-10"
10645	Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read)	0		Last Available: "2020-10"
10646	packaged knock-off retro superhero cape	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-11"
10647	Vampire Slicer trench cape	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +50, Hot Resistance: +3, Cold Resistance: +3, Spooky Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +3
10648	twirling box o' ghosts	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10649	mirror gregarious ghostling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10650	grinning ghostling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10651	greedy ghostling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10652	ghostly subscription cocoa dispenser	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10653	dry warmed blurry fortifying hot cocoa	0		Effect: "Healthy Green Glow", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2020-12"
10654	modified unsweetened yellow boiling hot cocoa	0		Effect: "Supafly", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2020-12"
10655	pickled quantum cool hot cocoa	0		Effect: "Hood Ridin'", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2020-12"
10656	improved denatured aerosolized overly-fancy hot cocoa	0		Effect: "Cruisin' for a Bruisin'", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2020-12"
10657	enhanced super-galvanized jittery hot cocoa au beurre	0		Effect: "Flamingly Floral", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2020-12"
10658	deionized warmed polymerized bouncing hot cocoa with rainbow marshmallows	0		Effect: "Adapt to Change Eventually", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2020-12"
10659	bouncing pulsating rosy-cheeked Book of Old-Timey Carols	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2020-12"
10660	lard-coated Crimbo smile	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-12"
10661	wobbly wholesome SalesCo sample kit	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2020-12"
10662	frozen tumbling blue candy harmonica	0		Effect: "Turkey-Agitated", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2020-12"
10663	magnetized aerosolized sugar	0		Effect: "Boon of the Storm Tortoise", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2020-12"
10664	tarnished purple multi-level marzipan	0		Effect: "Unusual Fashion Sense", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2020-12"
10665	squat arcane researcher's plastic Crimbo caroler	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Last Available: "2020-12"
10666	beefcake's plastic multi-level marketer	0		Muscle: +25, Last Available: "2020-12"
10667	quilted plastic Crimbo cheer	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Last Available: "2020-12"
10668	greasy plastic Mirth	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-12"
10669	deadly plastic Penny	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Last Available: "2020-12"
10670	blurry overflowing gift basket	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10671	blurry personalized wassail stein	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10672	twirling huge tabletop candy dispenser	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10673	Newton's neck wreath	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10674	shining star cap of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2020-12"
10675	tumbling greasy nativity shorts	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-12"
10676	blurry ghostly aromatic occult myrrh pouch	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10677	quilted smartaleck's frankincenser	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Damage Absorption: +40, Last Available: "2020-12"
10678	prompt Temple Grandin's gilded trumpet	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10679	squat &quot;reusable&quot; grocery bag of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-12"
10680	wine carrier of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-12"
10681	gray ghostly Van der Graaf candy bucket	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-12"
10682	colloidal prescription teeth whitener	0		Effect: "Ironclad", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2020-12"
10683	boiled quadruple-vacuum-sealed chilled upside-down imported lemon lozenge	0		Effect: "Halloweeny", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2020-12"
10684	galvanized denatured tumbling hermedisiac cologne	0		Effect: "Bilious Briskness", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2020-12"
10685	government food shipment	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10686	jittery government booze shipment	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10687	yellow government candy shipment	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10688	tumbling Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10689	Crimbo Carol tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10690	lime green Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10691	food drive button	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10692	red booze drive button	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10693	narrow candy drive button	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10694	blue mirror skewed food mailing list	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10695	mirror booze mailing list	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10696	huge candy mailing list	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10697	narrow veiny fruit bat of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum HP: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10698	mirror manspreader's tinsel orb of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -5, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Last Available: "2020-12"
10699	blurry friendly strapping snowpack	0		Muscle: +5, Familiar Weight: +3, Class: "Pastamancer", Last Available: "2020-12"
10700	narrow rosy-cheeked brawny Satan hat	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Class: "Sauceror", Last Available: "2020-12"
10701	careful resourceful Crimbo stockings	0		Maximum MP: +50, Monster Level: -10, Class: "Disco Bandit", Last Available: "2020-12"
10702	tumbling Jack Frost's poncho de azucar of Flo-Jo	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +100, Class: "Accordion Thief", Last Available: "2020-12"
10703	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1	0		Skill: "Long Winter's Nap", Last Available: "2020-12"
10704	pulsating The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used)	0		Skill: "Long Winter's Nap", Last Available: "2020-12"
10705	ghostly The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2	0		Skill: "Bowl Full of Jelly", Last Available: "2020-12"
10706	red blinking The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used)	0		Skill: "Bowl Full of Jelly", Last Available: "2020-12"
10707	spinning The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3	0		Skill: "Ashes and Soot", Last Available: "2020-12"
10708	purple The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used)	0		Skill: "Ashes and Soot", Last Available: "2020-12"
10709	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4	0		Skill: "Eye and a Twist", Last Available: "2020-12"
10710	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used)	0		Skill: "Eye and a Twist", Last Available: "2020-12"
10711	green The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5	0		Skill: "Dimples, How Merry!", Last Available: "2020-12"
10712	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used)	0		Skill: "Dimples, How Merry!", Last Available: "2020-12"
10713	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6	0		Skill: "Chubby and Plump", Last Available: "2020-12"
10714	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used)	0		Skill: "Chubby and Plump", Last Available: "2020-12"
10715	moldy and pepper (stale)	3	crappy	Last Available: "2020-12"
10716	perfectly mixed skewed cranberry margarita (brackish)	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2020-12"
10717	fuzzy polar bear ears	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2020-12"
10718	narrow nose	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2020-12"
10719	squat goose mask	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2020-12"
10720	smooth barrel-aged eggnog	4	awesome	Last Available: "2020-12"
10721	spoiled hand-crafted candy cane	3	crappy	Last Available: "2020-12"
10722	flavorless wobbly drive-thru burger	4	decent	Last Available: "2020-12"
10723	special delicious Boulevardier cocktail	4	awesome	Effect: "Once Bitten Twice Fried", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2020-12"
10724	polarized triple-altered narrow Hotwire&trade; brand candy rope	0		Effect: "World's Shortest Giant", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2020-12"
10725	normal bowl full of jelly	4	good	Last Available: "2020-12"
10726	lousy Eye and a Twist	4	decent	Last Available: "2020-12"
10727	extra-corrupted polymerized energized blinking Chubby and Plump bar	0		Effect: "Intimidating Mien", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2020-12"
10728	digibritches	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10729	packaged crystal ball	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-01"
10730	crystal ball	0		Initiative: +50, Last Available: "2021-01", Item Drop (sporadic): +25
10731	twirling fresh can of paint	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-12"
10732	fresh coat of paint	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10733	emotion chip	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-02", Skill: "Emotionally Chipped"
10734	spinal-fluid-covered emotion chip	0		Last Available: "2021-02", Skill: "Emotionally Chipped"
10735	shaking robo-battery	0		
10736	Thwaitgold listening bug statuette	0		
10737	ghostly power seed	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-03"
10738	potted power plant	0		Last Available: "2021-03"
10739	quadruple-boiled polarized battery (AAA)	0		Effect: "Carol of the Bones", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2021-03"
10740	corrupted chilled battery (AA)	0		Effect: "Bone Homie", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2021-03"
10741	boiled corrupted wobbly lime green battery (D)	0		Effect: "Your Favorite Flavor", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2021-03"
10742	improved liquefied jittery battery (9-Volt)	0		Effect: "The Halls of Mysticality", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2021-03"
10743	chilled battery (lantern)	0		Effect: "On the Trolley", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2021-03"
10744	anodized polymerized battery (car)	0		Effect: "Bilious Briskness", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2021-03"
10745	cryptocloak	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10746	marshmallow	0		
10747	tolerable high-proof marshmallow bomb	8	good	Last Available: "2021-03"
10748	ghostly packaged backup camera	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-04"
10749	backup camera	0		Maximum HP / MP: +20, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Back-Up to your Last Enemy", Last Available: "2021-04"
10750	shortest-order cook	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-05"
10751	blinking plate	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10752	nitrogenated short beer	0		Effect: "Frost Tea", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2021-05"
10753	pressed short stack of pancakes	0		Effect: "Industrial Strength Starch", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2021-05"
10754	electrified energized short stick of butter	0		Effect: "Loco Motives", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2021-05"
10755	dry cold-filtered unsweetened bouncing skewed short glass of water	0		Effect: "Leisurely Amblin'", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2021-05"
10756	diffused aerosolized short	0		Effect: "Yuletide Mutations", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2021-05"
10757	Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette	0		
10758	quantum of familiar	0		
10759	olive rosewater-soaked familiar scrapbook of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Show Your Boring Familiar Pictures", Last Available: "2021-06"
10760	packaged familiar scrapbook	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-06"
10761	clan underground fireworks shop	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10762	executive double-paned fedora-mounted fountain of Flo-Jo	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +40, Initiative: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10763	huge greedy chaotic sinister sombrero-mounted sparkler	0		Spell Damage: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10764	curative forbidden porkpie-mounted popper	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Item Drop: +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10765	ghostly rocket	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10766	rocket	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10767	rocket	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10768	moldy fire crackers	3	crappy	Last Available: "2021-07"
10769	Arr, M80	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10770	horrifying mansplainer's Catherine Wheel	0		Monster Level: +15, Spooky Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10771	wholesome shellacked rocket boots	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10772	mirror family-friendly banded sparkler	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10773	tumbling wobbly Our Daily Candles&trade; order form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-08"
10774	chilled bouncing Scent of a Human&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Stogied", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2021-08"
10775	ionized cold-filtered wobbly upside-down The Beast Within&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Lobos Fresh", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2021-08"
10776	aerosolized Vulcanized polarized olive Salsa Caliente&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Vented Spleen", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2021-08"
10777	activated maroon upside-down Smoldering Clover&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Partially Ghosted", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2021-08"
10778	polymerized chilled Napalm In The Morning&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Castaway Physique", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2021-08"
10779	greasy smelly extra-large utility candle	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10780	ghostly skewed Oprah's dangerous runed taper candle	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10781	purple dog trainer's Lo Pan's clever novelty sparkling candle	0		Maximum MP: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Experience (familiar): +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10782	greedy studded Abracandalabra	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Meat Drop: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10783	chaotic extra-wide head candle of chilblains	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10784	triple-concentrated mirror narrow natural magick candle	0		Effect: "The Power of Positive Thinking", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2021-08"
10785	energized rainbow glitter candle	0		Effect: "Patent Avarice", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2021-08"
10786	polymerized mirror cyan banana candle	0		Effect: "Chalked Weapon", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2021-08"
10787	polymerized diffused anodized ear candle	0		Effect: "Buggy Flavor", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2021-08"
10788	adjusted activated votive of confidence	0		Effect: "Slightly Larger Than Usual", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2021-08"
10789	water candle of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Water: 3, Lasts Until Rollover
10790	padded B. L. A. R. T.	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "B. L. A. R. T. Spray (narrow)", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "B. L. A. R. T. Spray (medium)", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "B. L. A. R. T. Spray (wide)"
10791	Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette	0		
10792	empty nacho cheese can	0		Water: 1
10793	literal bucket hat	0		Water: 5
10794	mirror rainproof barrel caulk	0		
10795	pump grease	0		
10796	huge packaged industrial fire extinguisher	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-09"
10797	horrifying frosty supercharged fortified padded industrial fire extinguisher of the blizzard	0		Damage Absorption: 80, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Cold Spell Damage: 35, Spooky Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam 'em Up", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Polar Vortex", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam Yourself", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Blast the Area", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Zone Specific", Last Available: "2021-09"
10798	red blurry The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells	0		Skill: "Dead Nostrils", Last Available: "2021-08"
10799	The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read)	0		Skill: "Dead Nostrils", Last Available: "2021-08"
10800	1950 Vampire Vintner wine	1	awesome	Last Available: "2021-10"
10801	blue tumbling bottled Vampire Vintner	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-10"
10802	French-Transylvanian Dictionary	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10803	packaged Daylight Shavings Helmet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-11"
10804	Oprah's sinister Daylight Shavings Helmet of Calamity Jane	0		Spell Damage: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2021-11"
10805	pulsating eggwater	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2021-12"
10806	moldy purple bread man	4	crappy	Last Available: "2021-12"
10807	miniature flavorless plain candy cane	2	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10808	stale flour cookie	4	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10809	plastic food lab of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10810	squat plastic nog lab of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10811	twirling bouncing vibrating plastic chem lab	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10812	sage plastic primary lab	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10813	squat dance instructor's plastic Cheer Core	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10814	huge packaged medicine cabinet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-12"
10815	tumbling medicine cabinet	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10816	upside-down nasty chilly ice crown of mayonnaise	0		Cold Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-12"
10817	supercharged therapeutic jeans of the sweet-tooth	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Candy Drop: +100, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-12"
10818	twirling fireproof vibrating personal trainer's ice wrap	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-12"
10819	normal wobbly tofu pop	3	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10820	spoiled bowl of prescription candy	4	crappy	Last Available: "2021-12"
10821	adequate bouncing fishcake	3	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10822	snack-sized spoiled bone broth	2	crappy	Last Available: "2021-12"
10823	decent star pop	3	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10824	watered-down lousy Doc's Fortifying Wine	2	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10825	delicious watered-down spinning Doc's Smartifying Wine	2	awesome	Last Available: "2021-12"
10826	mediocre Doc's Limbering Wine	4	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10827	smooth Doc's Medical-Grade Wine	4	awesome	Last Available: "2021-12"
10828	pickled Homebodyl&trade;	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10829	denatured huge cyan huge Extrovermectin&trade;	1		Effect: "Balls of Ectoplasm", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2021-12"
10830	dehydrated cyan mirror Breathitin&trade;	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10831	boiled gray Fleshazole&trade;	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10832	frozen quadruple-cold-filtered boiled skewed anti-burn cream	0		Effect: "Colorful Gratitude", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2021-12"
10833	improved tumbling anti-freeze cream	0		Effect: "You Drank Fish Wine", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2021-12"
10834	colloidal liquefied improved anti-goosebump cream	0		Effect: "Berry Statistical", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2021-12"
10835	energized wet shaking anti-odor cream	0		Effect: "All Is Forgiven", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2021-12"
10836	triple-liquefied blinking anti-creep cream	0		Effect: "Fishily Speeding", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2021-12"
10837	energized super-denatured anti-pain cream	0		Effect: "Lemon Enlightenment", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2021-12"
10838	lousy fuchsia Doc's Special Reserve Wine	3	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10839	rotten small bread pie	2	crappy	Last Available: "2021-12"
10840	special perfectly mixed clear Russian	3	EPIC	Effect: "Bells in the Batfry", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2021-12"
10841	zero-trust tanktop	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10842	skewed lime green twirling Crimbo ball	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10843	Crimbo ball	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10844	huge gooified animal matter	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10845	blue ghostly gooified vegetable matter	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10846	gooified mineral matter	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10847	apple brown pudding pie	3	EPIC	Effect: "Hoity Toity", Effect Duration: 13
10848	extra-sweet chocolate and pear nog	3	good	Effect: "Hoity Toity", Effect Duration: 33
10849	coagulated plum pudding isomers	2		Effect: "Festively Experimented-Upon", Effect Duration: 50
10850	cyan goo magnet	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10851	tumbling Herculean cozy scarf	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Last Available: "2021-12"
10852	toothsome huge Crimbo cookie	3	awesome	Last Available: "2023-06"
10853	polymerized fleshy putty	0		Effect: "Night Vision", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2021-12"
10854	Herculean third ear	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10855	festive egg sac	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10856	spinning poisonsettia	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10857	skewed peppermint-scented socks of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Last Available: "2021-12"
10858	the Crymbich Manuscript	0		Skill: "Ancient Crymbo Lore", Last Available: "2021-12"
10859	spinning projectile chemistry set	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10860	deadly depleted Crimbonium football helmet	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Last Available: "2021-12"
10861	cyan synthetic rock	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10862	adequate &quot;caramel&quot;	3	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10863	narrow hardy self-repairing earmuffs	0		Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2021-12"
10864	carnivorous potted plant of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Last Available: "2021-12"
10865	universal biscuit	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10866	tumbling yule hatchet of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2021-12"
10867	potato alarm clock	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10868	normal lab-grown meat	3	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10869	pulsating maroon frosty fleece	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2021-12"
10870	boxed gumball machine	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10871	twirling purple cloning kit	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10872	nippy pants	0		Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2021-12"
10873	purple reassuring thinker's can of mixed everything of the early riser	0		Mysticality: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2021-12"
10874	Site Alpha ID badge	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10875	the Crymbich Manuscript (used)	0		Skill: "Ancient Crymbo Lore", Last Available: "2021-12"
10876	big normal enchanted meatball	5	good	Effect: "Mushroom Samba", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2021-12"
10877	cloned monster	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10878	meatball machine	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10879	gray refurbished air fryer	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10880	modified blurry fried air	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10881	tumbling 11-leaf clover	0		
10882	ghostly carton of astral energy drinks	0		
10883	dehydrated narrow purple skewed astral energy drink	1		
10884	bouncing pulsating mint condition magnifying glass	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
10885	narrow chilly Oprah's magnifying glass of extreme caution	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Monster Level: -25, Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2022-12"
10886	practically non-alcoholic tolerable void lager	1	good	Last Available: "2022-12"
10887	spoiled void burger	3	crappy	Last Available: "2022-12"
10888	skewed void stone	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
10889	void shard of wisdom of Tarzan of the bloodbag of mayonnaise	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum HP: +100, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2022-12"
10890	skewed blinking undrilled cosmic bowling ball	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-01"
10891	teal cosmic bowling ball	0		Last Available: "2022-01"
10892	combat lover's locket lockbox	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-02"
10893	ghostly horrifying combat lover's locket	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip, Gear Drop: [pref(locketPhylum,demon)*50], Last Available: "2022-02"
10894	Thwaitgold protozoa statuette	0		
10895	jittery grey gosling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-03"
10896	twirling grey down vest	0		Experience (familiar): +2
10897	teal trojan horseshoe	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10898	undamaged Unbreakable Umbrella	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-04"
10899	yellow greedy scorching electrified unbreakable umbrella (broken) of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Hot Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +20, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
10900	olive MayDay&trade; contract	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-05"
10901	MayDay&trade; supply package	0		Last Available: "2022-05"
10902	diffused dry spinning yellow twirling emergency glowstick	0		Effect: "Tomato Power", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2022-05"
10903	survival knife of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10904	bouncing mansplainer's crank-powered radio on a lanyard	0		Monster Level: +15, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10905	blinking careful headlamp	0		Monster Level: -10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10906	censurious thermal blanket of Calamity Jane of the detective	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10907	blurry flame-retardant atlas of local maps	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10908	colloidal ionized spare battery	0		Effect: "Papowerful", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2022-05"
10909	space blanket	0		Last Available: "2022-05"
10910	chilled triple-boiled single-use dust mask	0		Effect: "Super-Mega-Charged", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2022-05"
10911	flattened gaffer's tape	0		Effect: "Hot Hands", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2022-05"
10912	decent half-sized 20-lb can of rice and beans	2	good	Last Available: "2022-05"
10913	enchanted blinking bar of freeze-dried water	1	good	Effect: "Turkey-Agitated", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2022-05"
10914	decent expired MRE	3	good	Last Available: "2022-05"
10915	adequate tumbling cool mint precipice bar	4	good	Last Available: "2022-05"
10916	yummy bouncing carrot cake precipice bar	3	awesome	Last Available: "2022-05"
10917	The Big Book of Every Skill	0		
10918	Thwaitgold harvestman statuette	0		
10919	packaged June cleaver	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-06"
10920	rosewater-soaked steel-toed dance instructor's June cleaver	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Damage Reduction: 9, Stench Resistance: +3, Attacks Can't Miss, Last Available: "2022-06"
10921	practically non-alcoholic bad yellow Dad's brandy	1	decent	Last Available: "2022-06"
10922	cyan horrifying Jim Carey's teacher's pen	0		Monster Level: +25, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2022-06"
10923	adequate miniature maroon fire-roasted lake trout	2	good	Last Available: "2022-06"
10924	yummy low-calorie guilty sprout	1	awesome	Last Available: "2022-06"
10925	veiny mother's necklace of chilblains	0		Maximum HP: +10, Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2022-06"
10926	chilled bouncing blue trampled ticket stub	0		Effect: "Danish Cunning", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2022-06"
10927	flattened modified savings bond	0		Effect: "Highland Sheen", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2022-06"
10928	ghostly designer sweatpants (new stock)	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-07"
10929	shaking designer sweatpants	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flick", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flood", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Spray", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Sip", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Make Sweat-Ade", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drench Yourself in Sweat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sip Some Sweat", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Sweat Out Some Booze", Last Available: "2022-07"
10930	pickled ghostly sweat-ade	1		Last Available: "2022-07"
10931	bouncing mirror unopened stillsuit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-08"
10932	skewed stillsuit	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Damage: +10, Last Available: "2022-08"
10933	wobbly thick dinosaur	0		
10934	jittery huge ghostly dinosaur scale	0		
10935	bouncing green pristine dinosaur feather	0		
10936	nasty dinosaur spike	0		
10937	reassuring pterodactyl rifle	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Snipe Pterodactyl"
10938	birdseed hat	0		
10939	flatusaur gasmask	0		
10940	cyan dinosaur dart	0		
10941	pressed Dino DNAde&trade;	0		Effect: "Human-Elf Hybrid", Effect Duration: 53
10942	dinosaur repellent	0		
10943	hardy camouflage vest	0		Maximum HP: +50
10944	jittery Dinodollar	0		
10945	shaking lime green valuable dinosaur droppings	0		
10946	dinosaur pheromone kit	0		
10947	Usain Bolt's fortified Da Vinci's awkward dinosaur research harness	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Damage Absorption: +60, Initiative: +80
10948	bouncing upside-down fuchsia scandalous reflective vest	0		Sleaze Damage: +5
10949	Da Vinci's dinosaur	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5
10950	Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette	0		
10951	packaged Jurassic Parka	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-09"
10952	censurious Jurassic Parka of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Avoid Attack: 1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Engage ultra-attractive parka mode", Last Available: "2022-09"
10953	narrow huge boxed autumn-aton	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-10"
10954	skewed autumn-aton	0		Last Available: "2022-10"
10955	frozen moist autumn leaf	0		Effect: "Crying, Dying", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2022-10"
10956	acceptable AutumnFest ale	3	good	Last Available: "2022-10"
10957	inspector's steel-toed boxer's autumn sweater-weather sweater	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Damage Reduction: 9, Item Drop: +15, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-10"
10958	smelly brawny autumn debris shield of the cougar of the brazier	0		Moxie: +20, Muscle Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-10"
10959	bland tumbling autumn-spice donut	3	decent	Last Available: "2022-10"
10960	corrupted chilled liquefied autumn dollar	0		Effect: "Penguinny Flavor", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2022-10"
10961	purple pulsating smooth autumn leaf pendant of chilblains of the cheetah	0		Moxie: +15, Cold Damage: +25, Initiative: +60, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-10"
10962	mixed jittery pulsating autumn breeze	1		Effect: "Stuck That Way", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2022-10"
10963	enhanced autumn years wisdom	0		Effect: "Dancing Prowess", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2022-10"
10964	upside-down huge familiar-in-the-middle wrapper	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10965	mediocre weak twirling Oopsie IPA	2	decent	Last Available: "2022-10"
10966	purple mummified entombed cookbookbat	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-11"
10967	twirling Yeast of Boris	0		Last Available: "2022-11"
10968	narrow St. Sneaky Pete's Whey	0		Last Available: "2022-11"
10969	bouncing Vegetable of Jarlsberg	0		Last Available: "2022-11"
10970	spoiled ratatouille de Jarlsberg	3	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
10971	special adequate gray Jarlsberg's vegetable soup	4	good	Effect: "Nuts about Candy", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2022-11"
10972	fancy flavorless blue roasted vegetable of Jarlsberg	3	decent	Effect: "Clean-Shaven", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2022-11"
10973	bland thick St. Pete's sneaky smoothie	5	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
10974	fancy spoiled Pete's wiley whey bar	4	crappy	Effect: "Heal Thy Nanoself", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2022-11"
10975	immense normal Pete's rich ricotta	8	good	Last Available: "2022-11"
10976	drinkable Boris's beer	3	good	Last Available: "2022-11"
10977	rotten thick honey bun of Boris	5	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
10978	yummy Boris's bread	4	awesome	Last Available: "2022-11"
10979	Recipe of Before Yore: ratatouille de Jarlsberg	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "ratatouille de Jarlsberg"
10980	Recipe of Before Yore: Jarlsberg's vegetable soup	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Jarlsberg's vegetable soup"
10981	narrow Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable of J.	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "roasted vegetable of Jarlsberg"
10982	Recipe of Before Yore: St. Pete's sneaky smoothie	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "St. Pete's sneaky smoothie"
10983	skewed Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's wily whey bar	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Pete's wiley whey bar"
10984	Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's rich ricotta	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Pete's rich ricotta"
10985	Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's beer	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Boris's beer"
10986	Recipe of Before Yore: honey bun of Boris	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "honey bun of Boris"
10987	shaking Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's bread	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Boris's bread"
10988	flavorless snack-sized blue baked veggie ricotta casserole	2	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
10989	stale plain calzone	3	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
10990	moldy miniature blinking roasted vegetable focaccia	2	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
10991	small stale Pizza of Legend	2	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
10992	small adequate fancy green Calzone of Legend	2	good	Effect: "Dirty Pear", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2022-11"
10993	huge Recipe of Before Yore: Calzone of Legend	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Calzone of Legend"
10994	Recipe of Before Yore: Pizza of Legend	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Pizza of Legend"
10995	Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable focaccia	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "roasted vegetable focaccia"
10996	shaking Recipe of Before Yore: plain calzone	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "plain calzone"
10997	Recipe of Before Yore: baked veggie ricotta	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "baked veggie ricotta casserole"
10998	cookbookbat book	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10999	green Recipe of Before Yore: Deep Dish of Legend	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Deep Dish of Legend"
11000	flavorless half-sized yellow Deep Dish of Legend	2	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
11001	jittery deed to Oliver's Place	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-01"
11002	squat drink chit	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11003	government per-diem	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11004	ribald prohie's hat	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2024-01"
11005	quantum teal imported taffy	0		Effect: "Brother Smothers's Blessing", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2024-01"
11006	blinking executive Charleston shoes of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-01"
11007	booze bindle	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11008	narrow bouncing slick rare oboe of Flo-Jo	0		Moxie: +10, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2024-01"
11009	Annie Oakley's supercharged bullet necklace	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-01"
11010	decent swamp haunch	4	good	Last Available: "2024-01"
11011	Jeselnik's nasty gator shades	0		Stench Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-01"
11012	tumbling milk cap	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11013	mediocre Charleston Choo-Choo	3	decent	Last Available: "2024-01"
11014	perfectly mixed Velvet Veil	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-01"
11015	perfectly mixed Marltini	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-01"
11016	lousy practically non-alcoholic Strong, Silent Type	1	decent	Last Available: "2024-01"
11017	perfectly mixed Mysterious Stranger	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-01"
11018	artisanal fortified Champagne Shimmy	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-01"
11019	skewed the Sot's parcel	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11020	thinker's strapping ceramic cestus	0		Muscle: +5, Mysticality: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Punch", Last Available: "2023-12"
11021	baleful smartaleck's ceramic centurion shield of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Moxie Percent: +30, Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Bash", Last Available: "2023-12"
11022	shaking wizardly ceramic celery grater of terror	0		Mysticality: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Grate", Last Available: "2023-12"
11023	double-paned lard-coated extremely unsafe ceramic celsiturometer	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Boil", Last Available: "2023-12"
11024	narrow wholesome ceramic cerecloth belt of the storm of chilblains	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Cold Damage: +25, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Skullgaze", Last Available: "2023-12"
11025	rock-hard beefy ceramic cenobite's robe	0		Muscle: +10, Damage Reduction: 5, Item Drop: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Cenobitize", Last Available: "2023-12"
11026	twisted pulsating ceramic scree	1		Effect: "Mutated", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2023-12"
11027	Vulcanized moist extra-hard jawbreaker	0		Effect: "Human-Plant Hybrid", Effect Duration: 31
11028	twirling scandalous chiffon chevrons of the overflowing toilet of the businessman	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11029	personal trainer's chiffon chapeau of temperance of the sweet-tooth	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Candy Drop: +100, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11030	dog trainer's stylish chiffon chamberpot of the early riser	0		Moxie: +25, Experience (familiar): +1, Adventures: +7, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11031	sinister personal trainer's chiffon chemise of the cheetah	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +60, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11032	studded Samson's chiffon chakram of the empath	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Damage Absorption: +80, Familiar Weight: +5, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11033	mirror yellow stanky deadly chiffon chaps of the scaredy-cat	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Monster Level: -15, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11034	mixed twirling chiffon carbage	1		Last Available: "2023-12"
11035	adjusted chiffon lemon	0		Effect: "Transcendental Wind", Effect Duration: 25
11036	stale chocomotive	3	decent	Last Available: "2022-12"
11037	half-sized flavorless shaking freightcake	2	decent	Last Available: "2022-12"
11038	practically non-alcoholic smooth cabooze	1	awesome	Last Available: "2022-12"
11039	tumbling plastic caboose	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11040	padded plastic passenger car	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Last Available: "2022-12"
11041	upside-down Rosewater's plastic dining car	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Last Available: "2022-12"
11042	bouncing bouncing chilly plastic coal car of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2022-12"
11043	cyan healthy plastic locomotive	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2022-12"
11044	blurry packaged model train set	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-12"
11045	huge model train set	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11046	Crimbo training manual	0		
11047	Abuela Crimbo's special magnet	0		
11048	huge Trainbot radar monocle	0		Single Equip
11049	lime green pile of Trainbot parts	0		
11050	diffused oxidized spinning purple Trainbot circuitry	0		Effect: "Okee-Dokee, Smokee", Effect Duration: 35
11051	cold-filtered Trainbot tubing	0		Effect: "Bilious Brains", Effect Duration: 60
11052	tarnished flattened Trainbot plating	0		Effect: "Patent Avarice", Effect Duration: 14
11053	denatured non-magnetized nitrogenated spinning Trainbot optics	0		Effect: "Hopped Up on Goofballs", Effect Duration: 61
11054	flattened quantum blinking Trainbot servomotors	0		Effect: "Boletus Swoletus", Effect Duration: 53
11055	super-ionized enhanced Trainbot linkages	0		Effect: "Norwhalloped", Effect Duration: 36
11056	mirror ping-pong paddle	0		Single Equip
11057	blinking spinning ping-pong ball	0		
11058	flame-wreathed Trainbot harness	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10
11059	ping-pong table	0		
11060	Crimbo train emergency brake	0		
11061	Trainbot autoassembly module	0		
11062	smelly padded head-mounted Trainbot of the sweet-tooth	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2022-12"
11063	frosty stiffened Herculean leg-mounted Trainbots	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Damage Reduction: 1, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2022-12"
11064	pulsating prompt Fonzie's shoulder-mounted Trainbot of dire peril	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Weapon Damage: +20, Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2022-12"
11065	wobbly cinnamon machine oil	0		
11066	ghostly Crimbo crystal shards	0		
11067	bad strong dregs of a Crimbo cocktail	5	decent	
11068	blinking lost elf luggage	0		
11069	Trainbot luggage hook	0		Single Equip
11070	decent honey-drenched ham slice	3	good	
11071	fancy triple-distilled artisanal olive mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine	7	EPIC	Effect: "Gummiskin", Effect Duration: 15
11072	adequate fancy spinning Crimbo food scraps	3	good	Effect: "Riboflavin'", Effect Duration: 15
11073	arm towel	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11074	automatic wine thief	0		Single Equip
11075	table-scraper	0		Single Equip
11076	upside-down Trainbot slag	0		
11077	industrially-crushed ice	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11078	flavorless steamed oyster	3	decent	
11079	really nice lump of coal	0		
11080	jittery deactivated mini-Trainbot	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11081	pulsating steam unit	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11082	crystal Crimbo goblet	0		
11083	crystal Crimbo platter	0		
11084	irresponsibly strong acceptable shaking Crimbosmopolitan	6	good	Last Available: "2022-12"
11085	normal Crimbo dinner	3	good	Last Available: "2022-12"
11086	overloaded Yule battery	0		Familiar Weight: +25, Last Available: "2022-12"
11087	shaking train whistle	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11088	The Superconductor's CPU	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2022-12"
11089	unoccupied sheep suit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-12"
11090	half-height cigar	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11091	skewed grubby wool	0		
11092	mansplainer's Annie Oakley's Oprah's grubby wool hat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Monster Level: +15
11093	wholesome grubby wool scarf of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Single Equip
11094	blurry inspector's friendly grubby wool trousers of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +3, Item Drop: +15
11095	aromatic greasy scorching grubby wool gloves of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Hot Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip
11096	grubby wool beerwarmer	0		
11097	mediocre nice warm beer	3	decent	
11098	grubby woolball	0		
11099	olive huge Rock Garden Guide	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-01"
11100	packet of rock seeds	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11101	groveling gravel	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11102	powdered lime green spinning fruity pebble	1		Effect: "Grrrrrrreat!", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2023-01"
11103	lodestone	0		Effect: "Loded", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2023-01"
11104	milestone	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11105	bolder boulder	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11106	spinning molehill mountain	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11107	mirror whet stone	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11108	hard rock	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11109	stalagmite	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11110	chocolate covered ping-pong ball	0		
11112	decent pixel bread	4	good	
11113	practically non-alcoholic drinkable pixel whiskey	1	good	
11114	blinking pixel rock	0		
11115	S.I.T. Course Voucher	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-02"
11116	S.I.T. Course Completion Certificate	0		Last Available: "2023-02"
11117	concentrated olive glob of extra-green chlorophyll	0		Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2023-02"
11118	cold-filtered ionized modified mushroom	0		Effect: "Fastbreaker", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2023-02"
11119	non-quantum five-fingered fern resin	0		Effect: "Oth-Jeal-O", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2023-02"
11120	moldy super good fruit	4	crappy	Last Available: "2023-02"
11121	distilled twirling energized spores	1		Effect: "Colorful Gratitude", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2023-02"
11122	twirling shaking bouncing executive Samson's hot pepper	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Meat Drop: +40, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Hot", Last Available: "2023-02"
11123	moist out-of-work circus flea	0		Effect: "Your Eyes are Peeled!", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2023-02"
11124	extra-grubby grub	0		Last Available: "2023-02"
11125	improved pickled fire ant pheromones	0		Effect: "Hyperoxygenated Blood", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2023-02"
11126	tarnished alkaline upside-down flapper fly	0		Effect: "Spiky Frozen Hair", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2023-02"
11127	bad shot of wasp venom	3	decent	Last Available: "2023-02"
11128	enhanced Vulcanized filled mosquito	0		Effect: "All Branned Up", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2023-02"
11129	frozen pulsating shim of shame shale	0		Effect: "Infernal Thirst", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2023-02"
11130	vacuum-sealed pebble of proud pyrite	0		Effect: "Armored Innards", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2023-02"
11131	ionized pickled blue twirling pile of gritty sand	0		Effect: "Nano-juiced", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2023-02"
11132	hollow rock	0		Last Available: "2023-02"
11133	aerosolized ionized bouncing angry agate	0		Effect: "Elemental Flavor", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2023-02"
11134	altered dry jittery bouncing lump of loyal latite	0		Effect: "Meatwise", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2023-02"
11135	spoiled twirling shadow sausage	4	crappy	Last Available: "2023-03"
11136	auspicious brainy shadow skin	0		Mysticality: +5, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2023-03"
11137	cold-filtered ionized blue shadow flame	0		Effect: "Ocelot Eyes", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2023-03"
11138	rotten shadow bread	3	crappy	Last Available: "2023-03"
11139	shadow ice	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11140	lousy shadow fluid	3	decent	Last Available: "2023-03"
11141	jittery shadow glass	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11142	squat teal shadow brick	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11143	shadow sinew	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11144	drinkable weak shadow venom	2	good	Last Available: "2023-03"
11145	dehydrated shadow nectar	1		Last Available: "2023-03"
11146	wobbly Lo Pan's shadow stick of James Dean of the sweet-tooth	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2023-03"
11147	huge Jeselnik's sharpshooter's bat paw	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25
11148	chilly uncursed bat paw	0		Cold Damage: +5
11149	therapeutic fortified goblin cape of terror	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
11150	huge hardy uncursed goblin cape	0		Maximum HP: +50
11151	scorching Jim Carey's dragon wishbone	0		Monster Level: +25, Hot Damage: +25
11152	skewed auspicious uncursed dragon wishbone	0		Item Drop: +10
11153	hardy veiny forbidden stats of bravery	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP: 60, Spooky Resistance: +5
11154	electrified uncursed stats	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
11155	squat beefy arcane orb of James Dean	0		Muscle: +10, Experience (Moxie): +3
11156	curative uncursed arcane orb	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
11157	machete of the ox	0		Muscle: +20
11158	uncursed machete of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
11159	blanket	0		
11160	uncursed blanket	0		
11161	dance instructor's medallion of Tarzan of the brazier	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25
11162	uncursed medallion of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7
11163	narrow blurry Advanced Pig Skinning	0		
11164	The Cheese Wizard's Companion	0		
11165	Jazz Agent sheet music	0		
11166	narrow Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette	0		
11167	shadowy cheat sheet	0		Free Pull
11168	closed-circuit phone system	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-03"
11169	spinning closed-circuit pay phone	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11170	shadow lighter	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11171	shadow heptahedron	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11172	shadow snowflake	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11173	shadow heart	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11174	fuchsia shadow bucket	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11175	spinning shadow wave	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11176	Rufus's shadow lodestone	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11177	skewed chilly Sinatra's shadow chef's hat of the sweet-tooth	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Cold Damage: +5, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2023-03"
11178	bouncing razor-sharp groovy stylish shadow trousers	0		Moxie: +25, Moxie Percent: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2023-03"
11179	lime green sizzling shellacked shadow hammer	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2023-03"
11180	fireproof coward's occult shadow monocle	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Monster Level: -20, Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-03"
11181	mirror shadow candle	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shadow Flame", Last Available: "2023-03"
11182	bland half-sized shadow hot dog	2	decent	Last Available: "2023-03"
11183	watered-down mediocre shadow martini	2	decent	Last Available: "2023-03"
11184	pickled shadow pill	1		
11185	ghostly shadow needle	0		
11186	cursed monkey's paw	0		All Attributes: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, All Resistance: +2, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Slap", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Tickle", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Evil Monkey Eye", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Peace Sign", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Point", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Punch", Last Available: "2023-04"
11187	shaking monkey glove	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-04"
11188	concentrated cyan shadow candy	0		Effect: "Witch's Brood", Effect Duration: 56
11189	replica Mr. Accessory	0		
11190	replica Dark Jill-O-Lantern	0		
11191	replica hand turkey outline	0		
11192	replica crimbo elfling	0		
11193	gray huge replica pygmy bugbear shaman	0		
11194	dedigitizer schematic: cyburger	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11195	replica gravy-covered maypole	0		Item Drop: +25
11196	blurry replica wax lips	0		Experience: +3
11197	fuchsia jittery replica Tome of Snowcone Summoning	0		
11198	twirling fuchsia dedigitizer schematic: cybeer	0		Last Available: "2025-12", Softcore Only
11199	blurry hardened replica jewel-eyed wizard hat of dire peril of Leguizamo	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Damage Reduction: 3, Monster Level: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Magic Missile"
11200	careful sinister savvy replica bottle-rocket crossbow	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Spell Damage: +10, Monster Level: -10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire red bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire blue bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire orange bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire purple bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire black bottle-rocket"
11201	red huge asbestos-lined knitted grievous replica navel ring of navel gazing of the scaredy-cat	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Monster Level: -15, Cold Resistance: +3, Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Item Drop (sporadic): 4.25, Meat Drop (sporadic): 4.25
11202	supercool slick replica V for Vivala mask	0		Moxie: +10, Moxie Percent: +20, Single Equip, Combat Item Damage Percent: 50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Creepy Grin"
11203	mirror lightning-fast extremely unsafe replica haiku katana of vim and vigor	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Initiative: +40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Raindrop Attack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summer Siesta", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Falling Leaf Whirlwind", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Winter's Bite Technique", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "The 17 Cuts"
11204	replica box of fireworks	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire off a Roman Candle", Item Drop (sporadic): +12.5
11205	replica cotton candy cocoon	0		
11206	foul-smelling thinker's replica Elvish sunglasses of the ox of the pedagogue	0		Muscle: +20, Mysticality: +10, Experience: +3, Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play an Accordion Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Guitar Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Drum Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Flute Solo"
11207	bouncing squat yellow replica squamous polyp	0		
11208	blinking mirror mirror replica stone sphere	0		
11209	ghostly blinking sharpshooter's brainy replica Greatest American Pants of Gandalf	0		Mysticality: +5, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +20
11210	spinning blinking replica organ grinder	0		
11211	mirror Lo Pan's supercharged arcane researcher's replica Juju Mojo Mask	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Single Equip
11212	pulsating greasy ribald replica Operation Patriot Shield of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Sleaze Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Shield", Variable
11213	tumbling replica Libram of Resolutions	0		
11214	blinking perfumed stanky Da Vinci's replica plastic vampire fangs	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Feed"
11215	replica angel	0		
11216	gravedigger's replica Camp Scout backpack	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Drops Items
11217	replica deactivated nanobots	0		
11218	replica Apathargic Bandersnatch	0		
11219	jittery replica Smith's Tome	0		
11220	ghostly replica over-the-shoulder Folder Holder	0		
11221	narrow replica Order of the Green Thumb Order Form	0		
11222	skewed shrink-wrapped Cincho de Mayo	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-05"
11223	huge prompt Socratic Herculean Cincho de Mayo of the sweet-tooth	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Candy Drop: +100, Adventures: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Dispense Salt and Lime", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Soundtrack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Fiesta Exit", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Projectile Piñata", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Foul", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Confetti Extravaganza", Last Available: "2023-05"
11224	dedigitizer schematic: psilocyber mushroom	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11225	gray replica Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab	0		
11226	replica still grill	0		
11227	replica Crimbo sapling	0		
11228	purple replica puck	0		
11229	replica Chateau Mantegna room key	0		
11230	maroon replica Deck of Every Card	0		
11231	replica Source terminal	0		
11232	replica disconnected intergnat	0		
11233	replica Witchess Set	0		
11234	replica genie bottle	0		
11235	maroon squat replica space planula	0		
11236	pulsating replica unpowered Robortender	0		
11237	mirror replica Neverending Party invitation envelope	0		
11238	replica January's Garbage Tote	0		
11239	replica God Lobster Egg	0		
11240	zippy horrifying rock-hard replica Fourth of May Cosplay Saber	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Spooky Damage: +25, Initiative: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Use the Force"
11241	careful rock-hard personal trainer's replica Kramco Sausage-o-Matic&trade; of the bloodbag of Gandalf	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum HP: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Monster Level: -10
11242	jittery lime green perfumed flame-retardant wool horrifying dog trainer's mansplainer's curative personal trainer's replica hewn moon-rune spoon of Calamity Jane of the scaredy-cat of the blizzard	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Monster Level: 0, Experience (familiar): +1, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +1, Hot Resistance: +1, Stench Resistance: +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Alters Page Text, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Dragoon Platoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spittoon Monsoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Festoon Buffoon", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
11243	replica baby camelCalf	0		
11244	narrow avaricious chaotic slick replica Powerful Glove of Tarzan of the sweet-tooth	0		Moxie: +10, Experience (Muscle): +3, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +30, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Replace Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Shrink Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Invisible Avatar", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Triple Size"
11245	skewed frightening smartaleck's brainy replica Cargo Cultist Shorts of the overflowing toilet	0		Mysticality: +5, Moxie Percent: +30, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Damage: +5
11246	lime green toasty resourceful padded deadly stylish replica industrial fire extinguisher of bravery	0		Moxie: +25, Weapon Damage: +5, Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum MP: +50, Hot Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam 'em Up", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Polar Vortex", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam Yourself", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Blast the Area", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Zone Specific"
11247	jittery replica crystal ball	0		Initiative: +50, Item Drop (sporadic): +25
11248	replica emotion chip	0		Skill: "Replica Emotionally Chipped"
11249	horrifying hardened replica Jurassic Parka	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Spooky Damage: +25, Avoid Attack: 1
11250	twirling blinking replica grey gosling	0		
11251	replica designer sweatpants	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flick", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flood", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Spray", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Sip", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Make Sweat-Ade", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drench Yourself in Sweat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sip Some Sweat", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Sweat Out Some Booze"
11252	replica plastic pumpkin bucket	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +13, Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.35
11253	red replica Ten Dollars	0		
11254	lard-coated gravedigger's rock-hard extremely unsafe replica Cincho de Mayo	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Damage Reduction: 5, Spooky Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Dispense Salt and Lime", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Soundtrack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Fiesta Exit", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Projectile Piñata", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Foul", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Confetti Extravaganza"
11255	blue Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette	0		
11256	huge shrink-wrapped 2002 Mr. Store Catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-06"
11257	2002 Mr. Store Catalog	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11258	lard-coated stylish brainy &quot;I survived Y2K&quot; T-Shirt of the bloodbag of Calamity Jane	0		Mysticality: +5, Moxie: +25, Maximum HP: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-06"
11259	Letter from Carrie Bradshaw	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11260	stiffened pro skateboard of the brazier	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Do a Kickflip", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Do a Method!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Do an epic McTwist!", Last Available: "2023-06"
11261	Mr. Accessaturday	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11262	Meat Butler	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11263	Loathing Idol Microphone	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11264	green Charter: Nellyville	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11265	blurry Manual of Secret Door Detection	0		Last Available: "2023-06", Skill: "Secret Door Awareness"
11266	strapping Flash Liquidizer Ultra Dousing Accessory	0		Muscle: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Douse Foe", Last Available: "2023-06"
11267	scandalous lion tamer's dog trainer's deadly Amulet of Perpetual Darkness	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Experience (familiar): 3, Sleaze Damage: +5, Blind, Last Available: "2023-06"
11268	Giant monolith	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11269	wobbly Crimbo cookie sheet	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11270	maroon VHS Tape	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11271	aerosolized extra-cold-filtered scroll of minor invulnerability	0		Effect: "[1342]Slicked-Back Do", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2023-06"
11272	Lapis Lazuli	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11273	green Eye Agate	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11274	Azurite	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11275	jittery blue Arrow (+1)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11276	cold-filtered dry ghostly scroll of protection from lycanthropes	0		Effect: "Alpine Mintiness", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2023-06"
11277	Loathing Idol Microphone (75% charged)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11278	skewed Loathing Idol Microphone (50% charged)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11279	Loathing Idol Microphone (25% charged)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11280	Replica 2002 Mr. Store Catalog	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11281	ghostly Mr. Big's Wallet	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11282	lousy watered-down Sexy Cosmo	2	decent	Last Available: "2023-06"
11283	Souvenir Chopsticks	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11284	wobbly up-at-dawn Van der Graaf Rosewater's red-soled high heels	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Adventures: +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2023-06"
11285	adequate miniature cyburger	2	good	Last Available: "2025-12"
11286	twirling ncle leg of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25
11287	rock-hard Socratic rutabuga bag	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Damage Reduction: 5
11288	lime green twirling mesquito proboscis of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5
11289	spinning wholesome senate fly thorax	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10
11290	aerosolized vacuum-sealed blurry bug juice	0		Effect: "Chalky White Pallor", Effect Duration: 63
11291	fuchsia fortified spider leg	0		Damage Absorption: +60
11292	lime green Oprah's beetle antenna	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50
11293	perfumed mantis skull	0		Stench Resistance: +5
11294	triple-alkaline triple-anodized chitin powder	0		Effect: "Super Structure", Effect Duration: 51
11295	Herculean smooth daddy shortlegs leg	0		Moxie: +15, Experience (Muscle): +1
11296	ghostly healthy birdybug antenna of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum HP Percent: +20
11297	shaking kilopede skull of the ox of temperance	0		Muscle: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +5
11298	liquefied alkaline haemolymphnode	0		Effect: "Red-Shirted Escort", Effect Duration: 18
11299	double-nitrogenated blinking chitin powder paste	0		Effect: "Executive Greed", Effect Duration: 36
11300	upside-down fuchsia sleeping patriotic eagle	0		Free Pull
11301	pulsating claw-held flag	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11302	souvenir flag	0		
11303	name change form	0		
11304	jittery replica sleeping patriotic eagle	0		
11305	skewed ghostly boxed august scepter	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-08"
11306	august scepter	0		All Attributes: +15, HP Regen Min: 10, HP Regen Max: 15, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 1st: Mountain Climbing Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 2nd: Find an Eleven-Leaf Clover Day", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 3rd: Watermelon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 4th: Water Balloon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 5th: Oyster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 6th: Fresh Breath Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 7th: Lighthouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 8th: Cat Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 9th: Hand Holding Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 10th: World Lion Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 11th: Presidential Joke Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 12th: Elephant Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 13th: Left/Off Hander's Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 14th: Financial Awareness  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 15th: Relaxation Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 16th: Roller Coaster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 17th: Thriftshop Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 18th: Serendipity Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 19th: Honey Bee Awareness Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 20th: Mosquito Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 21st: Spumoni Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 22nd: Tooth Fairy Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 23rd: Ride the Wind Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 24th: Waffle Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 25th: Banana Split Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 26th: Toilet Paper Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 27th: Just Because Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 28th: Race Your Mouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 29th: More Herbs, Less Salt  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 30th: Beach Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 31st: Cabernet Sauvignon  Day!", Last Available: "2023-08"
11307	bland thick watermelon	5	decent	Last Available: "2023-08"
11308	watermelon seed	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11309	water balloon	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11310	thriftshop coupon	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11311	tasty waffle	3	awesome	Last Available: "2023-08"
11312	fixodent	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11313	extremely unsafe cat o' nine teeth of horror	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2023-08"
11314	lightning-fast manspreader's tooth cap	0		Monster Level: +10, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2023-08"
11315	Newton's toothy trousers of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2023-08"
11316	small decent mirror banana split	2	good	Last Available: "2023-08"
11317	olive handful of toilet paper	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11318	tumbling Mrs. Rush	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11319	medal	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-08"
11320	tolerable fancy bottle of Cabernet Sauvignon	4	good	Effect: "Mercenary", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2023-08"
11321	greasy energetic wicked baywatch	0		Spell Damage: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-08", Nonstackable Watch
11322	Pocket Guide to Mild Evil	0		Last Available: "2023-07", Skill: "Perpetrate Mild Evil"
11323	Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used)	0		Last Available: "2023-07", Skill: "Perpetrate Mild Evil"
11324	huge consolation ribbon	0		Familiar Weight: -10, Experience (familiar): -1, Last Available: "2023-08"
11325	replica august scepter	0		All Attributes: +15, HP Regen Min: 10, HP Regen Max: 15, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 1st: Mountain Climbing Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 2nd: Find an Eleven-Leaf Clover Day", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 3rd: Watermelon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 4th: Water Balloon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 5th: Oyster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 6th: Fresh Breath Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 7th: Lighthouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 8th: Cat Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 9th: Hand Holding Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 10th: World Lion Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 11th: Presidential Joke Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 12th: Elephant Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 13th: Left/Off Hander's Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 14th: Financial Awareness  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 15th: Relaxation Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 16th: Roller Coaster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 17th: Thriftshop Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 18th: Serendipity Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 19th: Honey Bee Awareness Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 20th: Mosquito Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 21st: Spumoni Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 22nd: Tooth Fairy Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 23rd: Ride the Wind Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 24th: Waffle Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 25th: Banana Split Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 26th: Toilet Paper Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 27th: Just Because Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 28th: Race Your Mouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 29th: More Herbs, Less Salt  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 30th: Beach Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 31st: Cabernet Sauvignon  Day!"
11326	Thwaitgold fairyfly statue	0		
11327	mirror residual chitin paste	0		Skill: "Chitinous Soul"
11328	dried concentrated cooking	1		Effect: "Blessing of the Creepy Pasta", Effect Duration: 5
11329	mixed narrow narrow meat	1		
11330	altered sparkling orb	1		
11331	dried squat shaking hardening cream	1		
11332	vaporized pool shark hair oil	1		Effect: "Walberg's Dim Bulb", Effect Duration: 5
11333	twirling fuchsia book of facts	0		Skill: "Just the Facts", Last Available: "2023-09"
11334	blinking book of facts (dog-eared)	0		Skill: "Just the Facts", Last Available: "2023-09"
11335	Dark Jill-of-All-Trades	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-10"
11336	squat LED candle	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2023-10"
11337	shaking map to a candy-rich block	0		Last Available: "2023-10"
11338	moist sampler size toothpaste	0		Effect: "Sweet and Yellow", Effect Duration: 38
11339	Franken Stein	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Toast your enemy"
11340	A Guide to Burning Leaves	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-11", Leaves: +0.5
11341	huge inflammable leaf	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11342	rake	0		Item Drop: +1, Last Available: "2023-11", Leaves: +1.5
11343	squat rake of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2023-11", Leaves: +1.5
11344	purple autumnic bomb	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11345	huge forest canopy bed	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11346	day shortener	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11347	extra time	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11348	autumnal aegis of chilblains of the cheetah	0		Cold Damage: +25, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2023-11"
11349	aerosolized distilled resin	0		Effect: "Oleaginous Soles", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2023-11"
11350	super-heated leaf	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11351	lit leaf lasso	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11352	tumbling tied-up leaflet	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11353	cyan tied-up monstera	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11354	tied-up leaviathan	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11355	Lo Pan's impromptu torch of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-11"
11356	rosewater-soaked dog trainer's fig leaf	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Stench Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-11"
11357	ghostly lion tamer's dance instructor's smoldering drape	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Experience (familiar): +2, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-11"
11358	smoldering leafcutter ant egg	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11359	razor-sharp deadly boxer's slick beefcake's leaf crown of dire peril	0		Muscle: +25, Moxie: +10, Muscle Percent: +10, Weapon Damage: 25, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2023-11"
11360	miniature stale leafy browns	2	decent	Last Available: "2023-11"
11361	cold-filtered autumnic balm	0		Effect: "Okee-Dokee Computer", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2023-11"
11362	irradiated concentrated yellow jittery twirling shaking coping juice	0		Effect: "Ham-Fisted", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2023-11"
11363	bouncing up-at-dawn Jim Carey's healthy steel-toed thinker's candy cane sword cane	0		Mysticality: +10, Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Monster Level: +25, Adventures: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Surprisingly Sweet Stab", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Surprisingly Sweet Slash", Last Available: "2023-12", Rollover Effect Duration: 250
11364	squat wrapped candy cane sword cane	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-12"
11365	lime green twirling Elf Guard patrol cap	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11366	yellow Elf Guard hotpants	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11367	Crimbuccaneer tricorn	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11368	lime green blurry Crimbuccaneer breeches	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11369	blinking automa-bot parts	0		
11370	security automa-core	0		
11371	upside-down clerical automa-core	0		
11372	blurry handful of Boltsmann bearings	0		
11373	purple jittery Spring Bros. solenoid	0		
11374	Spring Bros. ID badge	0		
11375	Boltsmann ID badge	0		
11376	housekeeping automa-core	0		
11377	mirror housekeeping robot	0		
11378	bland pickled bread	4	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11379	normal diet salted mutton	1	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11380	normal immense corned beet	8	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11381	tiny plastic Elf Guard Armory	0		Weapon Damage: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Elf Guard Armory"
11382	tiny plastic Crimbuccaneer Grog Hall	0		Booze Drop: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Crimbuccaneer Grog Hall"
11383	tiny plastic Elf Guard Mess Hall	0		Food Drop: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Elf Guard Mess Hall"
11384	tiny Crimbuccaneer Foundry	0		Initiative: +3, Display Name: "tiny Crimbuccaneer Foundry"
11385	tiny plastic Abuela's Cottage (Pirate Control)	0		All Attributes: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Abuela's Cottage (Pirate Control)"
11386	pirate encryption key alpha	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11387	pirate encryption key bravo	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11388	olive bouncing blinking pirate encryption key charlie	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11389	mirror pirate encryption key delta	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11390	bouncing wardrobe-o-matic	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11391	futuristic shirt	0		Lasts Until Rollover
11392	futuristic hat	0		Lasts Until Rollover
11393	futuristic collar	0		Lasts Until Rollover
11394	crated wardrobe-o-matic	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11395	rotten maroon ghostly peppermint donut	3	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11396	Newton's Elf Guard insignia (private)	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2023-12"
11397	shellacked Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint)	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2023-12"
11398	military-grade peppermint oil	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11399	Crimbuccaneer whale oil	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11400	Elf Guard tinsel grenade	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11401	weak lousy blinking Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail	2	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11402	Elf Army machine parts	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11403	Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11404	spinning sinister razor-sharp Crimbuccaneer lantern of bravery	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11405	Crimbuccaneer flotsam	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11406	pulsating ghostly Crimbuccaneer invasion map	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11407	skewed Jack Frost's Crimbuccaneer shirt	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2023-12"
11408	blurry Elf Guard MPC	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11409	Crimbuccaneer piece of 12	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11410	twirling jittery zippy Elf Guard commandeering gloves	0		Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12", Piece of Twelve Drop: 0.5
11411	vacuum-sealed dry gray Elf Guard eyedrops	0		Effect: "Chief Executive Optimism", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2023-12"
11412	narrow Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11413	pulsating Elf Guard honor present	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11414	fortified Elf Guard officer's sidearm of the bloodbag	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2023-12"
11415	tumbling frosty Elf Guard insignia (general) of the overflowing toilet	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11416	delicious Crimbow Rainbo	3	awesome	Last Available: "2023-12"
11417	Elf Guard strategic map	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11418	Crimbuccaneer captain's purse	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11419	flame-wreathed healthy Elf Guard broom	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11420	banded Crimbuccaneer tavern swab of the empath of chilblains	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Familiar Weight: +5, Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2023-12"
11421	Elf Guard hangover cure	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11422	lousy watered-down old-school pirate grog	2	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11423	adequate grog nuts	3	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11424	pulsating sizzling clever hale sawed-off blunderbuss	0		Maximum HP: +20, Maximum MP: +20, Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11425	fortified artisanal officer's nog	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-12"
11426	peppermint bomb	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11427	normal sundae ration	3	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11428	huge stale peppermint tack	7	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11429	Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Cooking", Last Available: "2023-12"
11430	moldy whalesteak	4	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11431	pulsating pulsating studded supercool brawny whalegun	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Moxie Percent: +20, Damage Absorption: +80, Last Available: "2023-12"
11432	Cocktails of the Age of Sail	0		Skill: "Old-School Cocktailcrafting", Last Available: "2023-12"
11433	Elf Guard payroll bag	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11434	zippy steel-toed experienced Elf Guard clipboard	0		Experience: +2, Damage Reduction: 9, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2023-12"
11435	Socratic pegfinger	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12", MPC Drop: 0.5
11436	acceptable and claret	4	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11437	Elf Guard and beret of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11438	blinking Tesla supercool shipwright's hammer of Calamity Jane	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +15, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11439	clever banded Sinatra's gunwale	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2023-12"
11440	inspector's flame-retardant Kelflar vest of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2023-12"
11441	vacuum-sealed whale cerebrospinal fluid	0		Effect: "Banono", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2023-12"
11442	curative Crimbuccaneer runebone of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11443	cannonbomb	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11444	Socratic Elf Guard mouthknife of doom	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2023-12"
11445	hale Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating) of the overflowing toilet	0		Maximum HP: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11446	blinking Usain Bolt's Elf Guard fuel tank	0		Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2023-12"
11447	veiny smooth massive wrench of the early riser	0		Moxie: +15, Maximum HP: +10, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2023-12"
11448	scorching brown pirate pants of terror	0		Hot Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11449	blurry Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Extortion Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11450	upside-down The Encyclopedia of Fruit	0		Skill: "Fruit Recognition", Last Available: "2023-12"
11451	spinning punching mirror	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11452	foul-smelling extremely unsafe personal trainer's Elf dessert spoon of the empath of horror of the detective	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Weight: +5, Stench Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2023-12"
11453	mirror scorching clever Elf Guard SCUBA tank	0		Maximum MP: +20, Hot Damage: +25, Adventure Underwater, Last Available: "2023-12"
11454	purple Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Relaxation Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11455	studded stylish free boots	0		Moxie: +25, Damage Absorption: +80, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "The Old One-Two (Kick)", Last Available: "2023-12"
11456	baby rigging snake	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11457	mirror wool flame-wreathed occult Elvish underarmor	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11458	censurious banded Crimbuccaneer bombjacket	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Combat Item Damage Percent: 100, Last Available: "2023-12"
11459	decent sugarplum ration	4	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11460	stale special fuchsia gingerbread nylons	3	decent	Effect: "Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11461	moldy rum-soaked fruitcake	3	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11462	snack-sized adequate red lime	2	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11463	normal immense gingerbread pirate	6	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11464	moldy half-sized fruit-stuffed rumcake	2	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11465	mediocre watered-down mulled wine	2	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11466	lousy olive Swedish coffee	4	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11467	watered-down drinkable jittery canteen of eggnog	2	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11468	practically non-alcoholic acceptable hot wine	1	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11469	hand-crafted Jamaican coffee	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-12"
11470	tolerable huge flask of egggrog	3	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11471	Black and White Apron Enrollment Form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-12"
11472	spinning Black and White Apron Meal Kit	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11473	pirate encryption key (complete)	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11474	acceptable watered-down ghostly skewed yule grog	2	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11475	normal bouncing wet tack	4	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11476	adequate whalecake	3	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11477	sharpshooter's dangerous gunwale whalegun of the glutton	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Food Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shoot, Gunwale Whalegun, Shoot!", Last Available: "2023-12"
11478	hand-crafted and claret	3	super EPIC	Last Available: "2023-12"
11479	rigging knot	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11480	trick coin	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11481	rock-hard stiffened Elf Guard squirtgun	0		Damage Reduction: 6, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Peppermint Squirt", Last Available: "2023-12"
11482	chest of &quot;pirate gold&quot;	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11483	olive smelly sequin-encrusted sweater	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11484	lightning-fast cool replica Elf Guard medal of mayonnaise	0		Moxie: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2023-12"
11485	blue Lil' Snowball Factory	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11486	Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11487	prank Crimbo card	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11488	beefcake's Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss of wisdom	0		Muscle: +25, Mysticality: +15, Last Available: "2023-12"
11489	My First Paycheck envelope	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11490	Jeselnik's manspreader's Lo Pan's barnacle-encrusted sweater	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Monster Level: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2023-12"
11491	Da Vinci's Crimbuccaneer nose ring of bravery of the early riser	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spooky Resistance: +5, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2023-12"
11492	pet anchor	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11493	Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11494	huge Elf Guard safety bear	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11495	kraken	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11496	bouncing precision snowball	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11497	pulsating narrow Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used)	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Cooking", Last Available: "2023-12"
11498	red Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used)	0		Skill: "Old-School Cocktailcrafting", Last Available: "2023-12"
11499	bouncing Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used)	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Extortion Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11500	cyan The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used)	0		Skill: "Fruit Recognition", Last Available: "2023-12"
11501	Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used)	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Relaxation Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11502	enhanced diffused ghostly military candy cane	0		Effect: "Hood Ridin'", Effect Duration: 58
11503	unsweetened oxidized dry groggipop	0		Effect: "Hopped Up on Goofballs", Effect Duration: 18
11504	prompt wicked moss mace	0		Spell Damage: +5, Adventures: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Moss Mugging", Last Available: "2024-12"
11505	upside-down deadly moss megaphone of Calamity Jane	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Megaphone Whisper", Last Available: "2024-12"
11506	pulsating narrow Tesla moss medal of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Brandish Moss Medal", Last Available: "2024-12"
11507	nippy moss mitre of the sewer	0		Cold Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Soul Genuflection", Last Available: "2024-12"
11508	twirling manspreader's hardy moss mantle	0		Maximum HP: +50, Monster Level: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drop Mantle", Last Available: "2024-12"
11509	lime green spinning huge ribald Sinatra's moss marlinspike	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Sleaze Damage: +10, Extra Pickpocket, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11510	boiled jittery green moss mulch	1		Last Available: "2024-12"
11511	quadruple-wet jittery moss floss	0		Effect: "Flashing Eyes", Effect Duration: 34
11512	adobe arsecover	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11513	gray adobe adze	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11514	adobe abacus	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11515	adobe ayam	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11516	upside-down adobe ascot	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11517	adobe abaya	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11518	diluted adobe assortment	1		Last Available: "2024-12"
11519	electrified ionized adobe brittle	0		Effect: "Heart of Orange", Effect Duration: 24
11520	greedy grievous crepe paper phrygian cap of the early riser	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Meat Drop: +20, Adventures: +7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Pull down your crepe paper phrygian cap", Last Available: "2025-12"
11521	bouncing pulsating perfumed nippy crepe paper parachute cape of the glutton	0		Cold Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2025-12"
11522	rosewater-soaked sage crepe paper pie clip of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Mysticality Percent: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Look through your crepe paper pie clip", Last Available: "2025-12"
11523	maroon sharpshooter's forbidden crepe paper puzzle cube of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play with your crepe paper puzzle", Last Available: "2025-12"
11524	flame-wreathed curative crepe paper plunge camisole of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Hot Spell Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Leave nothing to the imagination", Last Available: "2025-12"
11525	blurry blinking grievous sage crepe paper polka charm of dire peril	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Weapon Damage: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Embrace polka", Last Available: "2025-12"
11526	distilled blinking crepe paper pared cuttings	1		Effect: "I See Everything Thrice!", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2025-12"
11527	alkaline enhanced crepe paper peanut candy	0		Effect: "Metal Speed", Effect Duration: 57
11528	energetic stiffened petrified wood war pike	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2025-12"
11529	jittery frightening frosty petrified wood waist protector	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip, Avoid Attack: 1, Last Available: "2025-12"
11530	toasty petrified wood wizard's pouch of the cheetah	0		Hot Damage: +5, Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Lantern: 2, Lantern Element: "Hot", Lantern Element: "None", Last Available: "2025-12"
11531	tumbling knitted Temple Grandin's petrified wood water purifier	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Cold Resistance: +3, Lantern: 2, Lantern Element: "Cold", Lantern Element: "Sleaze", Last Available: "2025-12"
11532	huge Temple Grandin's healthy petrified wood whoopie panama	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2025-12", Thorns: 1
11533	blinking shellacked rock-hard petrified wood walking pants	0		Damage Reduction: 12, Last Available: "2025-12"
11534	altered petrified wood waste parts	1		Effect: "Space Cowboy", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2025-12"
11535	energized electrified petrified wood wafer praline	0		Effect: "Artificially Sweet", Effect Duration: 40
11536	triple-distilled perfectly mixed cybeer	9	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-12"
11537	ICEbox	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11538	wired underwear	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Refresh HP", Last Available: "2025-12"
11539	mirror upside-down encrypted shuriken	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Encrypted Shuriken", Last Available: "2025-12"
11540	baby chest mimic	0		Free Pull
11541	twirling googly chest eyes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11542	mimic egg	0		
11543	ribald energetic Crimbuccaneer war standard	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11544	rosewater-soaked Jack Frost's Elf Guard war standard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2023-12"
11545	in-the-box spring shoes	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-02"
11546	avaricious ruddy spring shoes of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Meat Drop: +30, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Away", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Kick", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Growth Spurt", Drops Items, Last Available: "2024-02"
11547	alkaline ultra-soft ferns	0		Effect: "Fishy Fortification", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2024-02"
11548	frozen super-oxidized diffused pulsating crunchy brush	0		Effect: "Go Get 'Em, Tiger!", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2024-02"
11549	smashed scientific equipment	0		
11550	biphasic molecular oculus	0		No Pull
11551	narrow triphasic molecular oculus	0		
11552	high-tension exoskeleton	0		Avoid Attack: 1
11553	ultra-high-tension exoskeleton	0		Avoid Attack: 2
11554	mirror blue jittery irresponsible-tension exoskeleton	0		Avoid Attack: 3
11555	quick-release belt pouch	0		Single Equip
11556	quick-release fannypack	0		Single Equip
11557	bouncing quick-release utility belt	0		Single Equip
11558	Herculean motion sensor	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Single Equip
11559	tumbling focused magnetron pistol	0		Single Equip
11560	maroon packaged Everfull Dart Holster	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-03"
11561	Tesla Everfull Dart Holster of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-03"
11562	research fragment	0		
11563	Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette	0		
11564	boxed Apriling band helmet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-04"
11565	mirror tumbling frightening clever baleful beefcake's Apriling band helmet of bravery	0		Muscle: +25, Spell Damage: +25, Maximum MP: +20, Spooky Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2024-04"
11566	mirror auspicious careful studded Apriling band saxophone	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Monster Level: -10, Item Drop: 15, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11567	sinister razor-sharp savvy Apriling band quad tom of the businessman	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11568	zippy Tesla Newton's beefy Apriling band tuba of the blizzard	0		Muscle: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +20, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11569	reassuring sizzling chaotic electrified stiffened quilted Apriling band staff	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Damage Reduction: 1, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11570	Apriling band piccolo	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11571	boxed Mayam Calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-05"
11572	Mayam Calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-05"
11573	delicious miniature spinning yam	2	awesome	Last Available: "2024-05"
11574	hand-crafted practically non-alcoholic yam martini	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-05"
11575	delicious watered-down sweet potato o' mine	2	awesome	Last Available: "2024-05"
11576	perfectly mixed irresponsibly strong Southern yam	10	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-05"
11577	lousy sweet potato punch	3	decent	Last Available: "2024-05"
11578	stale bite-sized pulsating Mayam spinach	1	decent	Last Available: "2024-05"
11579	snack-sized bland yam and swiss	2	decent	Last Available: "2024-05"
11580	ribald careful yam cannon of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Monster Level: -10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11581	upside-down gray pulsating yam cannon	0		Initiative: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11582	yam battery	0		Last Available: "2024-05"
11583	yam stinkbomb	0		Last Available: "2024-05"
11584	wool furry yam buckler of Leguizamo of mayonnaise	0		Monster Level: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11585	blinking thanksgiving bomb	0		Last Available: "2024-05"
11586	perfumed clever fortified yamtility belt	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum MP: +20, Stench Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11587	normal jittery yam slider	4	good	Last Available: "2024-05"
11588	bland yam mayo	4	decent	Last Available: "2024-05"
11589	flavorless yam burrito	4	decent	Last Available: "2024-05"
11590	wobbly visual packet sniffer	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11591	mini kiwi egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-06"
11592	aviator goggles	0		
11593	Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model	0		
11594	yummy diet skewed mini kiwi	1	awesome	Last Available: "2024-06"
11595	razor-sharp sage mini kiwi bikini of courage	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2024-06"
11596	aged practically non-alcoholic mini kiwitini	1	awesome	Last Available: "2024-06"
11597	mini kiwi invisible dirigible	0		Familiar Weight: -20, Last Available: "2024-06"
11598	mini kiwi aioli	0		Last Available: "2024-06"
11599	Jim Carey's energetic deadly mini kiwi silicon tiepin	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2024-06"
11600	mini kiwi tipi	0		Last Available: "2024-06"
11601	spoiled mini kiwi digitized cookies	4	crappy	Last Available: "2024-06"
11602	watered-down enchanted lousy spinning mini kiwi intoxicating spirits	2	decent	Effect: "Hypercubed", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2024-06"
11603	quadruple-polarized mini kiwi antimilitaristic hippy petition	0		Effect: "Cinnamouth", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2024-06"
11604	wet mini kiwi illicit antibiotic	0		Effect: "Gutterminded", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2024-06"
11605	twirling miser's Samson's mini kiwi whipping stick	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2024-06"
11606	jittery ghostly clever mini kiwi icepick	0		Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2024-06"
11607	improved jittery olive huge mini kiwi-flavored aspirin-injecting lipstick	0		Effect: "Dilated Pupils", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2024-06"
11608	blue packaged Roman Candelabra	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-07"
11609	Roman Candelabra	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Blue Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Green Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Purple Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Red Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Yellow Candle!", Last Available: "2024-07"
11610	protogenetic chunklet (synapse)	0		
11611	protogenetic chunklet (muscle)	0		
11612	protogenetic chunklet (flagellum)	0		
11613	upside-down teal protogenetic chunklet (elbow)	0		
11614	pulsating olive protogenetic chunklet (lips)	0		
11615	blinking supercool messenger bag RNA of the sewer of horror	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +25
11616	green flagellate flagon	0		
11617	proto-proto-protozoa	0		
11618	flavorless bacteria bisque	3	decent	
11619	small spoiled ciliophora chowder	2	crappy	
11620	low-calorie flavorless cream of chloroplasts	1	decent	
11621	synaptic soup	0		
11622	muscular soup	0		
11623	flagellate soup	0		
11624	squat elbow soup	0		
11625	mirror lip soup	0		
11626	unevolved organism	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-07"
11627	upside-down upside-down extra ooze	0		
11628	extra DNA	0		Experience (familiar): +1
11629	maroon untorn tearaway pants package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-08"
11630	zippy scandalous steel-toed educational tearaway pants of the pedagogue	0		Experience: 4, Damage Reduction: 9, Sleaze Damage: +5, Initiative: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tear Away your Pants!", Last Available: "2024-08"
11631	jittery baby bodyguard	0		
11632	teal Doll Moll violin case	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
11633	Tina gun	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11634	tattoo gun	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
11635	lousy Colera Peste Nebbiolo	3	decent	Last Available: "2026-08"
11636	longbox of Batfellow comics	0		
11637	blinking twirling Thwaitgold shield bug statuette	0		
11638	bodyguard badge	0		
11639	gray Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir	0		Skill: "Too Cool"
11640	green Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir (read)	0		Skill: "Too Cool"
11641	cyan bouncing boxed Sept-Ember Censer	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-09"
11642	Sept-Ember Censer	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11643	shaking stylish blade of dismemberment	0		Moxie: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11644	Embering Hulk	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11645	yellow bouncing blurry Mmm-brr! brand mouthwash	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11646	Septapus summoning charm	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11647	spinning structural ember	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11648	pulsating huge censurious resourceful embers-only jacket of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum MP: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11649	frosty bembershoot	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11650	adequate gigantic wheel of camembert	8	good	Last Available: "2024-09"
11651	zippy auspicious Van der Graaf hat of remembering	0		Item Drop: +10, Initiative: +20, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11652	bouncing throwin' ember	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11653	purple head of emberg lettuce	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11654	embering hunk	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11655	blurry soft cap of diminishing returns	0		
11656	photo booth sized crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-10"
11657	lime green boxed bat wings	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-10"
11658	double-paned quilted bat wings of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Damage Absorption: +40, Cold Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Rest upside down", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Swoop like a Bat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summon Cauldron of Bats", Last Available: "2024-10"
11659	ember egg	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11660	huge ember	0		Cold Resistance: +1
11661	auspicious resourceful monocle on a stick	0		Maximum MP: +50, Item Drop: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11662	frightening therapeutic plastic pipe	0		Spooky Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11663	Van der Graaf banded fake arrow-through-the-head	0		Damage Absorption: +100, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11664	lime green stanky razor-sharp bow tie	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Clowniness: 25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11665	greasy medical-grade fake huge beard	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11666	spinning auspicious Jack Frost's astronaut helmet	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11667	feather boa of the ox of dire peril	0		Muscle: +20, Weapon Damage: +20, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11668	upside-down strapping Sheriff badge of the scaredy-cat	0		Muscle: +5, Monster Level: -15, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11669	narrow Sinatra's experienced Sheriff pistol	0		Experience: +2, Experience (Moxie): +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11670	knitted Van der Graaf Sheriff moustache	0		Cold Resistance: +3, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11671	padded photo booth supply list of the scaredy-cat	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Monster Level: -15, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Check for photo booth supplies", Last Available: "2024-10"
11672	peace turkey outline	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-11"
11673	tie-dye headband	0		
11674	decent low-calorie squat whirled peas	1	good	Last Available: "2024-11"
11675	rotten twirling peaza	4	crappy	Last Available: "2024-11"
11676	tumbling peace shooter	0		Last Available: "2024-11"
11677	denatured squat blinking drenchrome 2.0	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11678	dried huge Synapse Blaster	1		Effect: "Squatting and Thrusting", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2025-12"
11679	squat upside-down quantized familiar	0		
11680	quantum watch	0		Adventures: +2
11681	mirror quantized familiar experience	0		
11682	Vulcanized cold-filtered pea brittle	0		Effect: "Brother Corsican's Blessing", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2024-11"
11683	artisanal peasco	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-11"
11684	bland piece of cake	4	decent	Last Available: "2024-11"
11685	handful of split pea soup	0		Last Available: "2024-11"
11686	Sealed TakerSpace letter of Marque	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-12"
11687	wobbly squat TakerSpace letter of Marque	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11688	deft pirate hook of the pedagogue of terror	0		Experience: +3, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-12"
11689	shaking dance instructor's Socratic iron tricorn hat	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Iron Tricorn Headbutt", Last Available: "2024-12"
11690	squat strapping jolly roger flag	0		Muscle: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-12"
11691	wobbly sleeping profane parrot	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11692	upside-down pirrrate's currrse	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11693	drinkable lime green tankard of spiced rum	3	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11694	strong tolerable tankard of spiced Goldschlepper	5	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11695	packaged luxury garment	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11696	governor's daughter's lace collar of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11697	spinning foul-smelling governor's daughter's petticoats	0		Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11698	reassuring governor's daughter's pearl hairpin	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2024-12"
11699	harpoon	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11700	scandalous chili powder cutlass	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2024-12"
11701	jumbo rotten Aztec tamale	5	crappy	Last Available: "2024-12"
11702	huge jolly roger tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11703	pet rock	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11704	tumbling Annie Oakley's groggles	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2024-12"
11705	cyan pirate dinghy	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11706	anchor bomb	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11707	silky pirate drawers of dire peril of mayonnaise	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2024-12"
11708	profane eye patch	0		Sleaze Damage: +3
11709	alkaline double-irradiated maroon peppermint pegleg	0		Effect: "Adapt to Change Eventually", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2024-12"
11710	lousy hard cocoa	3	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11711	decent salmagumdi	3	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11712	stiffened plastic Easter Island Bunny	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Last Available: "2024-12"
11713	huge supercharged plastic St. Patrick	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2024-12"
11714	Annie Oakley's dangerous plastic Colonel Brando	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2024-12"
11715	twirling sinister plastic Jedediah and Boiling Cloud	0		Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11716	baleful plastic &quot;Santa Claus&quot;	0		Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2024-12"
11717	wobbly Spirit of Easter	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11718	ghostly twirling purple Spirit of St. Patrick's Day	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11719	cyan Spirit of Veteran's Day	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11720	wobbly Spirit of Thanksgiving	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11721	tumbling cyan Spirit of Christmas	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11722	big normal narrow spinning coney haunch	5	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11723	ionized cyan dark chocolate egg	0		Effect: "Spooky Hands", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2024-12"
11724	bad weak moai toai	2	decent	
11725	squat twirling inspector's fortified moaiball of mayonnaise	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2024-12"
11726	squat lime green ghostly half-digested rat	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11727	concentrated four-leaf potato sprout	0		Effect: "Rave Concentration", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2024-12"
11728	narrow Usain Bolt's greasy Annie Oakley's potato jacket	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2024-12"
11729	traumatic holiday memory	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11730	olive Brandonian footlocker key	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11731	sinister boxer's military orb	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Military Orb", Last Available: "2024-12"
11732	tarnished green rum ball	0		Effect: "Healthy Red Glow", Effect Duration: 33
11733	gravy skin	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11734	dance instructor's gravyskin hat of chilblains	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2024-12"
11735	thinker's gravyskin buckler of mayonnaise	0		Mysticality: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2024-12"
11736	ribald Herculean gravyskin skirt	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11737	family-friendly gravyskin pants of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2024-12"
11738	non-wet yellow bouncing tumbling crystallized pumpkin spice	0		Effect: "Human-Hippy Hybrid", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2024-12"
11739	stale room scale bean casserole	3	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11740	fragile Christmas ornament	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11741	wobbly ragged wool yarn	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11742	asbestos-lined brainy perfect Christmas scarf of the cheetah	0		Mysticality: +5, Hot Resistance: +5, Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11743	skewed MacGyver's forbidden snowman-enchanting tophat	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum MP: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Place your hat on their head", Last Available: "2024-12"
11744	wet ghostly LIDAR candle	0		Effect: "Turn On, Tune In, Play Ball!", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2024-12"
11745	shaking miser's stiffened Da Vinci's Congressional Medal of Insanity	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Damage Reduction: 1, Meat Drop: +10, Lantern: 3, Last Available: "2024-12"
11746	huge pumpkin spice whorl	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11747	irresponsibly strong drinkable upside-down bouncing Easter grasshopper	10	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11748	mediocre high-proof Irish eggnog	9	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11749	high-proof perfectly mixed wobbly canteen of jungle juice	7	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-12"
11750	acceptable turchucken	3	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11751	hand-crafted practically non-alcoholic mechanically-mulled cider	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2024-12"
11752	smooth holiday trip around the world	4	awesome	Last Available: "2024-12"
11753	jumbo delicious chocolate ostrich egg	5	awesome	Last Available: "2024-12"
11754	toothsome blurry beef and cabbage	3	awesome	Last Available: "2024-12"
11755	special bland candy rations	3	decent	Effect: "Oriental Mysticism", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2024-12"
11756	normal double-candied yams	3	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11757	bland super-sized Christmas ham	5	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11758	adequate huge holiday smorgasbord	8	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11759	Bowl of Infinite Jelly	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11760	squat bejazzled eyepatch of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2024-12"
11761	cyan Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Master Egg Hunter"
11762	Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Master Egg Hunter"
11763	How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Attract Snakes"
11764	How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Attract Snakes"
11765	blinking Covert Ops for Kids	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Hide From Seekers"
11766	Covert Ops for Kids (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Hide From Seekers"
11767	upside-down Holiday Multitasking	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Holiday Multitasking"
11768	spinning purple Holiday Multitasking (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Holiday Multitasking"
11769	wobbly Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Reindeer Games"
11770	Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Reindeer Games"
11771	moai statuette	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11772	squat wool rock-hard stiffened studded egg gun	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Damage Reduction: 6, Cold Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Egg the face", Last Available: "2024-12"
11773	hale rosy-cheeked strapping army helmet of the boozehound	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +20, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2024-12"
11774	narrow candy egg deviler	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11775	jittery red napkin	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11776	flavorless half-sized gray Thanksgiving ration	2	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11777	acceptable Easter eggnog	3	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11778	boiled ghostly clovermint	1		Last Available: "2024-12"
11779	skewed lightning-fast chaotic occult razor-sharp nylon Christmas stockings	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Initiative: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11780	tattoo of two turkeys	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11781	oxidized deviled candy egg	0		Effect: "Baconstoned", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2024-12"
11782	McHugeLarge deluxe ski set	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-01"
11783	blurry executive supercharged McHugeLarge duffel bag	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11784	twirling thinker's McHugeLarge left pole of the overflowing toilet of terror	0		Mysticality: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Slash", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11785	ribald electrified Rosewater's McHugeLarge right pole	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Sleaze Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Stab", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11786	hardy McHugeLarge left ski of the detective	0		Maximum HP: +50, Item Drop: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Avalanche", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11787	squat ribald brawny McHugeLarge right ski	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Ski Plow", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11788	1	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11789	purple 0	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11790	mixed blurry eXpand	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11791	tumbling brute force hammer	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Brute Force Hammer", Last Available: "2025-12"
11792	datastick	0		Last Available: "2025-12", RAM: +1
11793	mirror dedigitizer schematic: brute force hammer	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11794	lime green mirror dedigitizer schematic: malware injector	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11795	upside-down dedigitizer schematic: cybervisor	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11796	dedigitizer schematic: digibritches	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11797	dedigitizer schematic: cryptocloak	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11798	dedigitizer schematic: zero-trust tanktop	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11799	shaking dedigitizer schematic: retro floppy disk	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11800	yellow dedigitizer schematic: pocket GPU	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11801	dedigitizer schematic: trojan horseshoe	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11802	dedigitizer schematic: familiar-in-the-middle	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11803	cybervisor	0		Last Available: "2025-12", RAM: +3
11804	teal huge retro floppy disk	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11805	lime green pocket GPU	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
11806	malware injector	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Inject Malware", Last Available: "2025-12"
11807	CyberRealm keycode	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
11808	server room key	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11809	ghostly 3d printed server room key	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11810	purple dedigitizer schematic: 3d printed server room key	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11811	logic grenade	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11812	twisted squat psilocyber mushroom	1		Effect: "Robocamo", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2025-12"
11813	green dedigitizer schematic: SLEEP(5) rom chip	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11814	dedigitizer schematic: OVERCLOCK(10) rom chip	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11815	yellow dedigitizer schematic: STATS+++ rom chip	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11816	dedigitizer schematic: insignificant bit	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11817	dedigitizer schematic: hashing vise	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11818	mirror dedigitizer schematic: geofencing rapier	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11819	blinking dedigitizer schematic: geofencing shield	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11820	dedigitizer schematic: virtual cybertattoo	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11821	skewed SLEEP(5) rom chip	0		Skill: "SLEEP(5)", Last Available: "2025-12"
11822	OVERCLOCK(10) rom chip	0		Skill: "OVERCLOCK(10)", Last Available: "2025-12"
11823	STATS+++ rom chip	0		Skill: "STATS+++", Last Available: "2025-12"
11824	insignificant bit	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11825	parity bit	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11826	blinking hashing vise	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11827	ghostly geofencing rapier	0		Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Thrust your geofencing rapier", Last Available: "2025-12"
11828	geofencing shield	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11829	yellow virtual cybertattoo	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11830	ninja rope	0		
11831	ninja crampons	0		
11832	ninja carabiner	0		
11833	anodized energized blinking synthetic coffee	0		Effect: "Partially Ghosted", Effect Duration: 45
11834	concentrated iDrops	0		Effect: "Florid Cheeks", Effect Duration: 59
11835	shame coil	0		
11836	squat new-in-box toy Cupid bow	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-02"
11837	blurry toy Cupid bow	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2025-02"
11838	heat arc	0		
11839	scrape	0		
11840	ghostly phantom digit	0		
11841	foul line	0		
11842	dark manioc	0		
11843	Observer source code	0		
11844	upside-down chill gherkin	0		
11845	tumbling childrens' stapler	0		
11846	twirling green plover's egg	0		
11847	flyswatter	0		
11848	Thwaitgold cordyceps ant statuette	0		
11849	mirror jittery heat particle	0		Hot Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10
11850	sore	0		Cold Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10
11851	stomach churner	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
11852	squat phantom brace	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
11853	foul cozy	0		Stench Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10
11854	grim cellophane	0		Combat Rate: -5
11855	rift oculus	0		Combat Rate: +5
11856	sweaty egg	0		HP Regen Min: 4, HP Regen Max: 8
11857	pulsating carton of extra-sharp, staples	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spell Damage: +10
11858	red bouncing glover liners	0		Pickpocket Chance: +10
11859	mosquito speakers	0		Monster Level: +5
11860	yellow assemble-it-yourself Leprecondo	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-03"
11861	Leprecondo	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11862	altered blinking shaking lime green scoop of pre-workout powder	1		Effect: "Stone-Faced", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2025-03"
11863	table tennis ball	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11864	practically non-alcoholic mediocre pint of Leprechaun Stout	1	decent	Last Available: "2025-03"
11865	diluted squat phosphor traces	1		Last Available: "2025-03"
11866	crafting plans	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11867	Book of Irony	0		Skill: "Generate Irony"
11868	jittery spoon	0		
11869	spinning unironic knife	0		
11870	cyan bar dart	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11871	dehydrated tumbling leprechaun antidepressant pill	1		Last Available: "2025-03"
11872	bland snack-sized pulsating Heck ramen	2	decent	Last Available: "2025-03"
11873	normal burrito	3	good	Last Available: "2025-03"
11874	tasty tiny small beer brat	1	awesome	Last Available: "2025-03"
11875	flavorless blurry peach pie	3	decent	Last Available: "2025-03"
11876	spoiled incredible mini-pizza	4	crappy	Last Available: "2025-03"
11877	practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed Divine sidecar	1	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2025-03"
11878	artisanal jittery tangarita sidecar	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-03"
11879	weak mediocre squat gimlet sidecar	2	decent	Last Available: "2025-03"
11880	lousy vodka stratocaster sidecar	3	decent	Last Available: "2025-03"
11881	acceptable fortified prussian cathouse sidecar	5	good	Last Available: "2025-03"
11882	practically non-alcoholic delicious Mon Tiki sidecar	1	awesome	Last Available: "2025-03"
11883	Packaged April Shower Thoughts Calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-04"
11884	shaking skewed strapping April Shower Thoughts shield of temperance	0		Muscle: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2025-04"
11885	glob of wet paper	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11886	squat spitball	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11887	flattened irradiated pulsating wet paper weights	0		Effect: "The Smeezingtons", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2025-04"
11888	hand-crafted Three Sheets to the Wind	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-04"
11889	decent enchanted pile of wet dates	3	good	Effect: "Blackberry Politeness", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2025-04"
11890	papier Mach 1 airplane	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11891	wet blanket	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11892	shellacked wet shower cap	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2025-04"
11893	vibrating wet shower shoes	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2025-04"
11894	wool wet shower shorts	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2025-04"
11895	wet paper tiger	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11896	wet paper eye	0		Familiar Weight: +15
11897	ghostly skewed wet shower curtain	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11898	quantum wet paper cup	0		Effect: "Sharpened Sweet Tooth", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2025-04"
11899	modified super-adjusted wet paperback	0		Effect: "Berry Elemental", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2025-04"
11900	wet shower radio of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2025-04"
11901	wet shower stamp	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11902	hardened birthday bloon	0		Damage Reduction: 3
11903	double-warmed upside-down jawwetter	0		Effect: "Heavily Breathing", Effect Duration: 17
11904	Unpeeled Peridot of Peril	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-05"
11905	flame-wreathed MacGyver's beefcake's Peridot of Peril	0		Muscle: +25, Maximum MP: +100, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-05"
11906	yellow terrycloth turban of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100
11907	aromatic jockey's hat	0		Stench Resistance: +1
11908	stiffened sharpshooter's hat	0		Damage Reduction: 1
11909	wobbly Newton's extra-tight skullcap	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3
11910	sturdy pith helmet of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3
11911	curative bishop's mitre	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
11912	healthy tin foil hat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20
11913	lime green spinning arcane researcher's construction hardhat	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
11914	supercharged imposing pilgrim's hat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30
11915	crown of thorns	0		Thorns: 1
11916	narrow razor-sharp stylish bycocket	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25
11917	Thwaitgold mad hatterpillar statuette	0		
11918	packaged prismatic beret	0		Free Pull
11919	blush beret	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beret Blast", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beret Boast", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beret Busking", Last Available: "2025-06"
11920	narrow flak shield	0		
11921	Axis HQ Code	0		
11922	blurry yeti in a travel cooler	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-07"
11923	exchanger	0		Cold Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2025-07"
11924	up-at-dawn brainy Axis helmet	0		Mysticality: +5, Adventures: +5
11925	teal healthy grievous Axis fatigues	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP Percent: +20
11926	double-paned Axis suspenders of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip
11927	teal stolen artifact	0		
11928	squat really expensive stolen artifact	0		
11929	priceless stolen artifact	0		
11930	chocolate rations	0		
11931	twirling nice nylon stockings	0		
11932	Allied Radio Backpack Pack	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-07"
11933	Usain Bolt's auspicious shellacked Allied Radio Backpack	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Item Drop: +10, Initiative: +80, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Call in an Airstrike", Last Available: "2025-07"
11934	orphaned baby skeleton	0		
11935	blue ordnance magnet	0		Single Equip, Drops Items
11936	confetti grenade	0		
11937	spoiled Skeleton Wars rations	3	crappy	
11938	aged skeleton war fuel can	4	awesome	
11939	skeleton war grenade	0		
11940	chocolate and nylons detector	0		
11941	M&ouml;bius ring box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-08"
11942	M&ouml;bius ring	0		Gear Drop: [100*lte(paradoxicity,7)*gte(paradoxicity,3)], Last Available: "2025-08"
11943	narrow bone pacifier	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11944	aromatic Annie Oakley's dangerous Allied Forces insignia	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip
11945	Allied Tattoo Kit	0		
11946	handheld Allied radio	0		
11947	Axis codebook	0		
11948	diffused Life Goals Pamphlet	0		Effect: "Stick Emporium Membership", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2025-08"
11949	up-at-dawn bully badge	0		Adventures: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2025-08"
11950	huge Sherlock's time cop top hat	0		Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2025-08"
11951	wobbly bouncing Stock Certificate	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
11952	twisted bouncing maroon ghostly mixed berry jelly	1		Last Available: "2025-08"
11953	decent half-sized toast with mixed berry jelly	2	good	Last Available: "2025-08"
11954	tiny toothsome cup of sugar	1	awesome	Last Available: "2025-08"
11955	enchanted snack-sized spoiled ghostly Susie's cupcake	2	crappy	Effect: "The Wisdom... of the Future", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2025-08"
11956	clock	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
11957	skewed maroon aromatic horrifying Fonzie's the gun	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Spooky Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2025-08"
11958	tolerable wine	4	good	Last Available: "2025-08"
11960	really, really nice swimming trunks	0		Adventure Underwater
11961	cyan sand penny	0		
11962	teal mirror hardy undersea surveying goggles	0		Maximum HP: +50, Lasts Until Rollover
11963	delicious Ocean-Touched Rum	4	awesome	
11964	twisted water-logged pill	1		
11965	small stale kelp puck	2	decent	
11966	scroll of sea strength	0		
11967	jittery scroll of sea smarts	0		
11968	scroll of sea smarm	0		
11969	teal waterlogged scroll of healing	0		
11970	sea gel	0		
11971	dry octopus ink bladder	0		Effect: "Phairly Balanced", Effect Duration: 29
11972	blinking wobbly durable dolphin whistle	0		
11973	Thwaitgold lobster statuette	0		
11974	spinning packaged Monodent of the Sea	0		Free Pull
11975	Monodent of the Sea	0		Hot Damage: +25, All Attributes Percent: +5, Experience: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sea *dent: Throw a Lightning Bolt", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sea *dent: Summon a Wave", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sea *dent: Talk to Some Fish", Last Available: "2025-09"
11976	blue unblemished pearl	0		
11977	reassuring dentadent	0		Spooky Resistance: +1
11986	spinning lab-grown blood cubic zirconia	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-10"
11987	asbestos-lined sharpshooter's hale beefcake's blood cubic zirconia of the glutton	0		Muscle: +25, Maximum HP: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +5, Food Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Blood Geyser", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Refracted Gaze", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Sweat Bullets", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Blood Bath", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Dial it up to 11", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Sweat Equity", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Create Blood Thinner", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Prepare Spinal Tapas", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Craft a Pheromone Cocktail", Last Available: "2025-10"
12044	altered shaking red blood thinner	1		Last Available: "2025-10"
12045	hand-crafted boozy pheromone cocktail	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-10"
12046	flavorless spinal tapas	3	decent	Last Available: "2025-10"
12047	shrunken head in a duffel bag	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-11"
12048	dangerous shrunken head of the scaredy-cat of extreme caution	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Monster Level: -40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Prepare to reanimate your Foe", Last Available: "2025-11"
12049	cyan stocking full of bones	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
12050	small peppermint-flavored sugar walking crook	0		
12051	squat knucklebone	0		
12052	bad Smoking Pope	3	decent	
12053	rotten prize turkey	3	crappy	
12054	powdered blue medicinal gruel	1		Effect: "Banono", Effect Duration: 40
12055	miniature normal full-sized pumpkin pie	2	good	Last Available: "2025-11"
12056	lousy blinking vodka cranberry sauce	4	decent	Last Available: "2025-11"
12057	vacuum-sealed yammed candy	0		Effect: "Chorale of Companionship", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2025-11"
12058	tasty huge treasure chestnut	3	awesome	Last Available: "2025-12"
12059	bad practically non-alcoholic mulled butter rum	1	decent	Last Available: "2025-12"
12060	liquefied dry chilled mirror cinnamon doubloon	0		Effect: "Mmmmmelon", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2025-12"
12061	mirror lion tamer's plastic left skeleton arm	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2025-12"
12062	ruddy plastic left skeleton leg	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2025-12"
12063	tumbling plastic right skeleton arm of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2025-12"
12064	hardened plastic right skeleton leg	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2025-12"
12065	stylish plastic skeleton pelvis	0		Moxie: +25, Last Available: "2025-12"
12066	discreetly-wrapped Eternity Codpiece	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-12"
12067	The Eternity Codpiece	0		All Attributes: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12"
12068	toasty thinker's angelbone kilt	0		Mysticality: +10, Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2026-12"
12069	yellow pulsating strapping angelbone totem	0		Muscle: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Spleen Capacity: +1
12070	scorching angelbone chopsticks	0		Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Stomach Capacity: +1
12071	jittery blurry educational angelbone mantle of Tarzan	0		Experience: +1, Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2026-12"
12072	bouncing MacGyver's angelbone dice	0		Maximum MP: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Liver Capacity: +1
12073	foul-smelling angelbone halo of horror	0		Stench Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2026-12"
12074	powdered cyan blurry angelbone fragments	1		Last Available: "2026-12"
12075	warmed deionized upside-down biblically accurate gumdrops	0		Effect: "Strange Mental Acuity", Effect Duration: 55
12076	wobbly purple hardened brawny devilbone helmet	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2026-12"
12077	educational devilbone greaves	0		Experience: +1, Last Available: "2026-12", Spleen Capacity: +1
12078	blinking jittery quilted Da Vinci's devilbone shinguards	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Damage Absorption: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12"
12079	cool devilbone corset	0		Moxie: +5, Last Available: "2026-12", Stomach Capacity: +1
12080	zippy resourceful devilbone flute	0		Maximum MP: +50, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2026-12"
12081	ghostly devilbone rosary of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Liver Capacity: +1
12082	mixed jittery blurry wobbly devilbone chunks	1		Last Available: "2026-12"
12083	dry dry Gehenna tattoo	0		Effect: "Shortened", Effect Duration: 11
12116	pulsating burnt incisor	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12117	burnt phalange	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12118	burnt radius	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12119	burnt rib	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12120	squat burnt skull	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12121	Crymbocurrency	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12122	extra-thick Crimbo sweater of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2025-12"
12123	The Encyclopedia of Holiday Funerary Rites	0		Skill: "Holiday Burial Knowledge", Last Available: "2025-12"
12124	spirit-forward perfectly mixed Steve Abrams' Holiday Sampler Beer	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-12"
12125	crate of prize-winning rum	0		No Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
12126	triple-distilled delicious wobbly bottle of prize-winning rum	10	awesome	Last Available: "2025-12"
12127	executive Sherlock's groovy Santa-Slayer medal	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Item Drop: +25, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12128	Skull of Claus	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12129	warmed ionized maroon boiling bone marrow	0		Effect: "Hare-o-dynamic", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2025-12"
12130	double-magnetized boiling cerebrospinal fluid	0		Effect: "Almost Cool", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2025-12"
12131	energized activated upside-down boiling synovial fluid	0		Effect: "Cosmic Flavor", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2025-12"
12132	squat smoldering vertebra of the scaredy-cat of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -40, Item Drop: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12133	seal-clubbing club loot box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-01"
12134	<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary seal-clubbing club</span>	0		Muscle Percent: +50, Weapon Damage: +10, Initiative: +50, Attacks Can't Miss, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Club 'Em Across the Battlefield", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Club 'Em Into Next Week", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Club 'Em Back in Time", Display Name: "<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary seal-clubbing club</span>", Last Available: "2026-01"
12135	wobbly smoldering bone dust	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12136	volatile bone bomb	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12137	healthy strapping hot boning knife of incineration	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12138	greedy frightening fistbone of mayonnaise	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2025-12"
12139	teal stylish burnt bone belt of the businessman of Flo-Jo	0		Moxie: +25, Meat Drop: +50, Initiative: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12140	yellow scorched skull trophy of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2025-12"
12141	rotten narrow wing bone	4	crappy	Last Available: "2025-12"
12142	drinkable fancy tumbling weak skeleton venom	4	good	Effect: "Nightstalkin'", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2025-12"
12143	modified baked bone meal	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
12144	bouncing plastic skeleton rib cage of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2025-12"
12145	pulsating blinking personal trainer's plastic skeleton skull	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12146	personal trainer's plastic skeleton Crimbo hat	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12147	huge assembled plastic Santa skeleton	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12148	tumbling sleigh	0		Familiar Weight: +10
12149	undertakers' forceps	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12150	pulsating bone-polishing rag	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12151	ruddy Sinatra's scorched skeleton mask	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2025-12"
12152	lightning-fast educational scorched skeleton shirt	0		Experience: +1, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2025-12"
12153	bouncing ribald sinister scorched skeleton pants	0		Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12154	huge pulsating messenger parrot egg	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12155	buryable chest	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12156	Shanty: Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor	0		Skill: "Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12157	upside-down Shanty: Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor (used)	0		Skill: "Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12158	Shanty: I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor	0		Skill: "I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12159	Shanty: I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor (used)	0		Skill: "I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12160	Shanty: Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance	0		Skill: "Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance", Last Available: "2025-12"
12161	jittery Shanty: Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance (used)	0		Skill: "Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance", Last Available: "2025-12"
12162	upside-down blue Shanty: Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor?	0		Skill: "Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor?", Last Available: "2025-12"
12163	Shanty: Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor? (used)	0		Skill: "Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor?", Last Available: "2025-12"
12164	Shanty: Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor	0		Skill: "Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12165	skewed Shanty: Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor (used)	0		Skill: "Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12166	spinning Crymbocurrency tattoo	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12167	shaking flame-wreathed fireproof bonesaw of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12168	manspreader's strapping vermiculite shield	0		Muscle: +5, Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12169	fuchsia ship's lantern of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Last Available: "2025-12"
12170	quilted supercool heat-resistant harpoon pistol	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Damage Absorption: +40, Last Available: "2025-12"
12171	super-sized spoiled traditional gingerloaf	5	crappy	Last Available: "2025-12"
12172	mediocre Scotch and eggnog	3	decent	Last Available: "2025-12"
12173	alkaline counterskeleton elixir	0		Effect: "Block-Rockin' Beet", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2025-12"
12174	acceptable &quot;salvaged&quot; wine	3	good	Last Available: "2025-12"
12175	The Encyclopedia of Holiday Funerary Rites (used)	0		Skill: "Holiday Burial Knowledge", Last Available: "2025-12"
12176	wobbly crate of prize-winning cheese	0		No Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
12177	tasty wedge of prize-winning cheese	3	awesome	Last Available: "2025-12"
12178	colloidal gummi fingerbone	0		Effect: "Amplified Fabulousness", Effect Duration: 15
12179	pulsating bouncing grievous glimmering crystal of horror	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2025-12"
12180	boxed Heartstone	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-02"
12181	Heartstone	0		All Attributes Percent: +25, Experience: +3, HP Regen Min: 15, HP Regen Max: 20, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Steal Monster's Heart", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %kill", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %banish", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %stun", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %luck", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %pals", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %buff", Last Available: "2026-02"
12182	Thwaitgold meat bee statuette	0		
12183	loose Meats	0		
12184	lime green bouncing bouncing Archaeologist's Spade	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12185	pulsating boxed Archaeologist's Spade	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-03"
12186	dinosaur bone fragment	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12187	Pork Elf pottery shard	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12188	squat 2015 landfill detritus	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12189	huge intact dinosaur egg	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12190	upside-down spinning fossilized cow femur	0		Familiar Weight: +5
12191	unopened Pork Elf toiletries kit	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12192	Pork Elf toiletries kit	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12193	super-galvanized Pork Elf mouthwash	0		Effect: "Beta Carotene Overdose", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2026-03"
12194	colloidal Pork Elf deodorant	0		Effect: "Gummi-Grin", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2026-03"
12195	aerosolized wet Vulcanized wobbly Pork Elf toothpaste	0		Effect: "Coldfinger", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2026-03"
12196	teal bolt of fabric	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12197	forbidden and dress of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: 150, Last Available: "2026-03"
12198	chaotic and dress of the overflowing toilet	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2026-03"
12199	Vulcanized oxidized dinosaur bone broth	0		Effect: "Black Eyes", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2026-03"
12200	olive gnawing bone	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12201	shaking Samson's dinosaur bone club	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Last Available: "2026-03"
12202	spinning baleful dinosaur skull helmet of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2026-03"
12203	tumbling smelly dangerous experienced dinosaur bone corset	0		Experience: +2, Weapon Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2026-03"
12204	weak artisanal Pork Elf cough syrup	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2026-03"
12205	narrow Pork Elf neti pot	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12206	Pork Elf medicine cabinet	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12207	Pork Elf sink	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12208	Pork Elf toilet	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12209	bite-sized enchanted decent wobbly rat pizza	1	good	Effect: "Blessing of Charcoatl", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2026-03"
12210	Fleek&trade; mascara	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12211	zippy strapping hoverboard of Gandalf	0		Muscle: +5, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-03"
12212	aromatic left shark fin of horror of the early riser	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +1, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2026-03"
12213	green Van der Graaf fitness tracking bracelet	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-03"
12214	dehydrated olive candy bone	1		
12215	blue wrapped Baseball Diamond	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-04"
12216	Baseball Diamond	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2026-04"
12217	normal discarded hot dog	4	good	Last Available: "2026-04"
12218	mediocre blinking most of a beer	3	decent	Last Available: "2026-04"
12222	shaking pasta wand loot box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-05"
12223	<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary pasta wand</span>	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +5, Hot Damage: +5, Cold Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5, Spell Damage: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +15, Pasta Thrall Experience: +1, Single Equip, Display Name: "<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary pasta wand</span>", Last Available: "2026-05"
12225	legendary noodles	0		Last Available: "2026-05"
12226	stale can of tuna	3	decent	
12227	spoiled tiny alien salad	1	crappy	
12228	stale massive ratbatatouille	6	decent	
12229	bland gray onigiri	4	decent	
12230	miniature spoiled bouncing crudit&eacute;s	2	crappy	
12231	moldy sauced mutton	3	crappy	
12232	yummy diet hot honey ant	1	awesome	
12233	flavorless gigantic tomb aspic	7	decent	
12234	decent diet later tots	1	good	
12235	huge decent Frutti di Scatoletta	9	good	Last Available: "2026-05"
12236	normal gray squat Pesto alla Marziano	4	good	Last Available: "2026-05"
12237	stale Arrattabbattabiata	3	decent	Last Available: "2026-05"
12238	adequate snack-sized Orzo di Riso	2	good	Last Available: "2026-05"
12239	snack-sized adequate Pasta Grimavera	2	good	Last Available: "2026-05"
12240	stale miniature Linguini Ubriacapa	2	decent	Last Available: "2026-05"
12241	massive decent Formica e Pepe	8	good	Last Available: "2026-05"
12242	yummy red upside-down Tubetto Gelatto	3	awesome	Last Available: "2026-05"
12243	toothsome Gnocci Domani	4	awesome	Last Available: "2026-05"
12244	spinning Thwaitgold wallet moth statuette	0		
12245	scabbarded Sword of S Words	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-06"
12246	second-hand synthetic sloth skin scabbard	0		Familiar Weight: +5
12248	mega helmet	0		
12252	Space Soldier Helmet of the bloodbag of Calamity Jane	0		Maximum HP: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +15
12253	enchanted decent premium turkey leg	3	good	Effect: "Super-Mega-Ultra-Hyper-Charged", Effect Duration: 45
12254	weak acceptable jittery squat styrofoam cup of mead	2	good	
12255	lime green prompt sword	0		Adventures: +3
12256	upside-down gray huge Fonzie's staff	0		Experience (Moxie): +1
12257	lute of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50
12258	blurry jittery shrink-wrapped Cup of 13s	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-07"
12259	Cup of 13s	0		Booze Drop: +60, MP Regen Min: 4, MP Regen Max: 8, HP Regen Min: 8, HP Regen Max: 13, Last Available: "2026-07"
12260	twirling studded forbidden The Wizard's Android of chilblains	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Damage Absorption: +80, Cold Damage: +25
12261	flash paperwad	0		
12262	juggling ball	0		
12263	therapeutic Samson's tactical jester's cap	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Combat Item Damage Percent: 50
12264	single-use sword	0		
12265	upside-down grievous flimsy plastic helmet	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50
12266	pulsating flimsy plastic greaves of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100
12267	flimsy plastic breastplate of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
12268	tumbling scorching flimsy plastic shield	0		Hot Damage: +25
12269	packaged Portable Laughing Stock	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-07"
12270	Sherlock's careful Portable Laughing Stock of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Monster Level: -10, Item Drop: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Taunt Your Foe", Last Available: "2026-07"
12271	skewed horrifying frosty Staff of Anachronistic Churning of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +25
12272	tiny stale classic banana	1	decent	Last Available: "2026-07"
12273	bland thick mirror watermelon	5	decent	Last Available: "2026-07"
12274	immense decent quince	9	good	Last Available: "2026-07"
12275	Interesting Coin	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12276	gray Interesting Coin Inheritance Letter	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-08"
12277	delicious purple classic banana pie	4	awesome	Last Available: "2026-07"
12278	concentrated activated essential banana decoction	0		Effect: "Tenacity of the Snapper", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2026-07"
12279	pressed ionized banana quintessence	0		Effect: "Horrid, Torrid", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2026-07"
12280	bad blue shaking Aesop Daiquiri	3	decent	Last Available: "2026-07"
12281	lousy Monkey Congress	4	decent	Last Available: "2026-07"
12282	enchanted normal jumbo watermelon pie	5	good	Effect: "Pemmican't", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2026-07"
12283	corrupted concentrated watermelon juice	0		Effect: "Greasy Flavor", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2026-07"
12284	frozen modified jittery Aqua Citrulanatae	0		Effect: "Bananas!", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2026-07"
12285	tolerable Melonegroni	3	good	Last Available: "2026-07"
12286	smooth skewed Melonade Spritz	3	awesome	Last Available: "2026-07"
12287	normal quince pie	3	good	Last Available: "2026-07"
12288	electrified ghostly quince quaff	0		Effect: "Ginger Snapped", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2026-07"
12289	galvanized oxidized dry narrow Quickquince	0		Effect: "Block-Rockin' Beet", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2026-07"
12290	drinkable boozy Quiskey Sour	5	good	Last Available: "2026-07"
12291	aged Quincea&ntilde;era Cooler	3	awesome	Last Available: "2026-07"
12292	bad triple-distilled Roth IPA	10	decent	Last Available: "2026-08"
12293	Herculean underdraft protection of terror	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2026-08"
12294	blurry solvent	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12295	spoiled soybean futures	4	crappy	Last Available: "2026-08"
12296	super-liquefied housing bubble	0		Effect: "Also Schmeckt Zarathustra", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2026-08"
12297	aerosolized Pixie-Swordz	0		Effect: "Boletus Swoletus", Effect Duration: 64
12298	energetic personal trainer's financial instrument	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2026-08"
12299	hedge fund clippers of the blizzard of mayonnaise	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2026-08"
12300	Lo Pan's selling shorts	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2026-08"
12301	teal twirling bear tattoo	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12302	bull tattoo	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12303	shellacked studded 401k ring	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2026-08"
12304	yellow balance sheet	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12305	alkaline huge blue invisible hand	0		Effect: "Strong Grip", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2026-08"
12306	dry extra-irradiated circle of overdraft protection scroll	0		Effect: "Riboflavin'", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2026-08"
12307	unsweetened mint	0		Effect: "Heart of Yellow", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2026-08"
12308	twirling fuchsia savings bondo	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12309	homeowner's loam	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12310	compressed toxic asset	1		Last Available: "2026-08"
12311	denatured fuchsia narrow intangible asset	1		Effect: "X-Ray Vision", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2026-08"
12312	dehydrated liquid asset	1		Last Available: "2026-08"
12313	bouncing gross prophet chrysalis	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12314	cast entrails	0		Familiar Weight: +5
12315	delicious weak red Malattia Becco Malbec	2	awesome	
12316	blinking kneecapping contract	0		Skill: "Order a Kneecapping"
12317	Old Country cookbook	0		Skill: "Old Country Cooking"
12318	tumbling Thwaitgold and beetle statuette	0		
12319	huge Blue Team scarf	0		
12320	Red Team scarf	0		
12321	blinking meat shield toddler	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-09"
12322	can of shield tenderizer	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2026-09"