1	seal-clubbing club	0		
2	seal tooth	0		
3	smartaleck's helmet turtle	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
4	turtle totem	0		
5	upside-down pasta spoon	0		
6	friendly ravioli hat	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
7	maroon saucepan	0		
8	spices	0		
9	extremely unsafe disco mask	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
10	jittery bouncing disco ball	0		
11	stolen accordion	0		Song Duration: 5
12	mariachi pants	0		Familiar Effect: "8xPotato, cap 2"
14	powdered red moxie weed	1		
15	modified strongness elixir	1		
16	mixed twirling twirling magicalness-in-a-can	1		Effect: "5 Pounds Lighter", Effect Duration: 15
17	decent lime green noodles	4	good	
18	upside-down tortoise's blessing	0		
19	tumbling hale asparagus knife	0		Maximum HP: +20
20	Kentucky-style derby	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 5"
21	yellow sweet ninja sword	0		
22	pulsating studded boxer shorts	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, 4xVolley, cap 5"
23	chewing gum on a string	0		
24	jittery huge ten-leaf clover	0		
25	meat paste	0		
26	Dolphin King's map	0		
27	spider web	0		
28	blurry really spider web	0		
29	really really spider web	0		
30	rock	0		
31	seal-toothed rock	0		
32	twirling Bjorn's Hammer of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Class: "Seal Clubber"
33	snorkel	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
34	Sherlock's Dolphin King's crown	0		Item Drop: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xGhuol, cap 8"
35	spinning jittery Knob Goblin scimitar of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60
36	red banded Knob Goblin tongs	0		Damage Absorption: +100
37	toasty viking helmet	0		Hot Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 5"
38	ribald Knob Goblin pants	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 5xPotato, cap 6"
39	huge pretty flower	0		
40	casino pass	0		
41	lousy ice-cold Sir Schlitz	3	decent	
42	hermit permit	0		
43	worthless trinket	0		
44	spinning worthless gewgaw	0		
45	twirling worthless knick-knack	0		
46	tumbling figurine	0		
47	big rotten hot buttered roll	5	crappy	
48	heart of rock and roll	0		
49	stale bowl of cottage cheese	4	decent	
50	ruddy Rock and Roll Legend	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10
51	Knob Goblin Uberpants of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 11"
52	banjo strings	0		
53	squat padded stone banjo	0		Damage Absorption: +20
54	squat fireproof rosy-cheeked Disco Banjo	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Hot Resistance: +3, Class: "Disco Bandit"
55	squat ghostly jabañero pepper	0		
56	huge hot sauce	0		
57	smooth 5-Alarm Saucepan	0		Moxie: +15, Class: "Sauceror"
58	wobbly stone turtle	0		
59	skewed slingshot	0		
60	Mace of the Tortoise of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
61	half-sized decent fortune cookie	2	good	
62	healthy oriole-feather headdress	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xVolley, cap 3"
63	action figure body	0		
64	action figure head	0		
65	Mighty Bjorn action figure	0		
66	twig	0		
67	spaghetti with rock-balls	0		
68	upside-down vibrating Pasta Spoon of Peril of horror	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Pastamancer"
69	squat Newbiesport™ tent	0		
70	bar skin	0		
71	censurious stakes	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3
72	foul-smelling barskin hat	0		Stench Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 13"
73	barskin tent	0		
74	fuchsia huge Temple map	0		
75	sapling	0		
76	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	0		
77	jittery bouncing sage stick	0		Mysticality Percent: +10
78	scorching pretty bouquet	0		Hot Damage: +25
79	bouncing bugbear bungguard	0		Familiar Effect: "5xBarrr, cap 7"
80	skewed fairy gravy boat	0		
81	artisanal ice-cold Willer	3	EPIC	
82	ring	0		
83	shaft	0		
84	Orcish meat locker	0		
85	skewed unlocked meat locker	0		
86	key	0		
87	meat from yesterday	0		
88	meat stack	0		
89	sword hilt	0		
90	helmet recipe	0		
91	pulsating pants kit	0		
92	meatsmithing guide	0		
93	skewed extremely unsafe basic meat sword	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100
94	twirling lion tamer's basic meat pants	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xPotato, cap 10"
95	fuchsia personal trainer's basic meat helmet	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 2xFairy, cap 10"
96	hardy dope gangsta bling-bling	0		Maximum HP: +50
97	blinking Usain Bolt's clever pimpin' meat hat	0		Maximum MP: +20, Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xVolley, cap 13"
98	jittery dried face	0		
99	meat face	0		
100	lifeless meat doll	0		
101	tumbling meat golem	0		
102	spinning shrunken head	0		
103	yellow energetic staff of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +20
104	fuchsia scarecrow	0		
105	decent massive bowl of charms	7	good	
106	green ketchup	1	good	
107	special catsup	1	EPIC	Effect: "Stinking Cloud", Effect Duration: 15
108	bouncing stick	0		
109	crossbow string	0		
110	crafty basic meat staff	0		Maximum MP: +10
111	sage basic meat crossbow	0		Mysticality Percent: +10
112	fireproof padded meatloaf helmet	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Hot Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1.5xFairy, cap 13"
113	narrow experienced dripping meat sword	0		Experience: +2
114	pulsating sinister dripping meat staff	0		Spell Damage: +10
115	fuchsia electrified dripping meat crossbow	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
116	narrow yellow curative Bugfinder Blade of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
117	tumbling Gnollish plunger	0		
118	spring	0		
119	huge sprocket	0		
120	ghostly cog	0		
121	sprocket assembly	0		
122	cog and sprocket assembly	0		
123	Gnollish flyswatter	0		
124	olive empty meat tank	0		
125	full meat tank	0		
126	meat engine	0		
127	rosewater-soaked Gnollish autoplunger	0		Stench Resistance: +3
128	lion tamer's meat pants	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, cap 11"
129	up-at-dawn third-hand nunchaku	0		Adventures: +5
130	vibrating eyepatch	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "4xBarrr, cap 8"
131	tumbling frilly skirt	0		Familiar Effect: "4xFairy, cap 8"
132	upside-down Meat maid body	0		
133	Certificate of Participation	0		
134	pulsating bitchin' meatcar	0		
135	maroon spinning sweet rims	0		
136	tires	0		
137	dope wheels	0		
138	ice-cold six-pack	0		
139	blurry pulsating valuable trinket	0		
140	squat dingy planks	0		
141	squat dingy dinghy	0		
142	anticheese	0		
143	cottage	0		
144	stone of eXtreme power	0		
145	maroon barbed-wire fence	0		
146	dinghy plans	0		
147	wool eXtreme meat sword	0		Cold Resistance: +1
148	jittery spinning eXtreme meat staff of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3
149	aromatic eXtreme meat crossbow	0		Stench Resistance: +1
150	shaking lard-coated beefy Scalp of Gorgolok	0		Muscle: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
151	huge Usain Bolt's Elder Turtle Shell of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Initiative: +80, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
152	executive Colander of Em-er'il of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +40, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
153	mirror zippy banded Ancient Saucehelm	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Initiative: +20, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
154	mansplainer's cool Disco 'Fro Pick	0		Moxie: +5, Monster Level: +15, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
155	twirling manspreader's clever El Sombrero De Lopez	0		Maximum MP: +20, Monster Level: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
156	upside-down guild application	0		
157	Dramatic™ range	0		
158	Gnollish pie tin	0		
159	wad of dough	0		
160	pie crust	0		
161	normal ghuol egg	3	good	
162	snack-sized spoiled ghuol egg quiche	2	crappy	
163	occult skeleton bone	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25
164	bouncing smart skull	0		
165	skewer	0		
166	jittery ghuol ears	0		
167	adequate ghuol-ear kabob	3	good	
168	toasty bone rattle	0		Hot Damage: +5
169	bugbear beanie	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7"
170	lihc eye	0		
171	rotten bouncing lihc eye pie	3	crappy	
172	ghostly gnoll lips	0		
173	taco shell	0		
174	upside-down spinning Gnollish casserole dish	0		
175	thick bland jittery cyan uncooked chorizo	5	decent	
176	disembodied brain	0		
177	mirror brainy skull	0		
178	twirling detective skull	0		
179	normal jumbo chorizo taco	5	good	
180	smooth ice-cold fotie	4	awesome	
181	baseball	0		
182	batgut	0		
183	maroon bouncing bat wing	0		
184	briefcase	0		
185	squat wobbly fat stacks of cash	0		
186	bean	0		
187	loose teeth	0		
188	bat guano	0		
189	guano coffee cup	0		
191	wholesome batskin belt	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10
192	narrow batskin belt	0		
193	olive squat birthday candle	0		
194	olive energetic Mr. Accessory	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Softcore Only
195	inspector's eXtreme nose ring	0		Item Drop: +15
196	green disassembled clover	0		
197	rat whisker	0		
198	spinning jittery rat appendix	0		
199	huge ring of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15
200	half-sized normal rat appendix kabob	2	good	
201	special stale bat wing kabob	3	decent	Effect: "Memories of Puppy Love", Effect Duration: 25
202	fancy moldy carob chunks	4	crappy	Effect: "Pasta Oneness", Effect Duration: 10
203	twirling herbs	0		
204	gigantic delicious carob chunk cookies	7	awesome	
205	secret blend of herbs and spices	0		
206	piercing post	0		
207	narrow ghostly hippy herbal tea	1	crappy	
208	patchouli incense stick	0		
209	wad of tofu	0		
210	shaking huge Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	0		Bonus Resting MP: +7
211	blurry bouncing decorative fountain	0		
212	upside-down windchimes	0		
213	skewed up-at-dawn razor-sharp filthy corduroys	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 2xPotato, cap 15"
214	flame-retardant filthy knitted dread sack	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 15"
215	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	0		
216	gigantic toothsome carob brownies	8	awesome	
217	bland herb brownies	4	decent	
218	hemp string	0		
219	pulsating necklace chain	0		
220	gnoll teeth	0		
221	tumbling gnoll-tooth necklace of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100
222	phat turquoise bead	0		
223	chaotic phat turquoise bracelet	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10
224	wicked eyepatch	0		Spell Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, cap 6"
225	moldy tofu casserole	3	crappy	
226	powdered can of Red Minotaur	1	crappy	
227	clever Kentucky-fried meat sword	0		Maximum MP: +20
228	baleful Kentucky-fried meat staff	0		Spell Damage: +25
229	fireproof Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	0		Hot Resistance: +3
230	medical-grade dead guy's watch	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
231	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	0		
232	ghostly Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	0		
233	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	0		
234	olive Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	0		
235	rock-hard studded Bigger Bugfinder Blade	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Damage Reduction: 5
236	jittery Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	0		
237	perfectly mixed bottle of gin	3	EPIC	
238	lousy huge bottle of vodka	3	decent	
239	Jim Carey's Herculean Orcish baseball cap	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Monster Level: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 15"
240	skewed jittery wizardly Orcish cargo shorts of temperance	0		Mysticality: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 2xGhuol, cap 15"
241	Orcish frat-paddle of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25
242	decent	3	good	
243	rotten blinking grapefruit	4	crappy	
244	flavorless small shaking bouncing grapes	2	decent	
245	normal small olive	2	good	
246	rotten huge tomato	3	crappy	
247	blinking fermenting powder	0		
248	fancy acceptable salty dog	4	good	Effect: "Thick, Sick", Effect Duration: 30
249	artisanal bloody mary	3	EPIC	
250	tolerable yellow screwdriver	3	good	
251	drinkable strong martini	5	good	
252	hand-crafted bloody beer	3	EPIC	
253	bad practically non-alcoholic shot of schnapps	1	decent	
254	bad skewed tumbling shot of grapefruit schnapps	3	decent	
255	delicious fine wine	4	awesome	
256	fancy mediocre practically non-alcoholic shot of tomato schnapps	1	decent	Effect: "Abyssal Tears", Effect Duration: 10
257	drinkable extra-spicy bloody mary	4	good	
258	dense meat stack	0		
259	skewed snake skin	0		
260	enchanted normal White Citadel fries	3	good	Effect: "Vanity Rage", Effect Duration: 15
261	stale White Citadel burger	4	decent	
262	stale piece of wedding cake	3	decent	
263	special huge bland chocolate chips	7	decent	Effect: "Wit Tea", Effect Duration: 50
264	adequate huge chocolate chip cookies	6	good	
265	wicked satin pants	0		Spell Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xPotato, cap 10"
266	special hand-crafted practically non-alcoholic lightning	1	super EPIC	Effect: "Preemptive Medicine", Effect Duration: 35
267	beefcake's mullet wig	0		Muscle: +25, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 10"
268	family-friendly meat cowboy hat	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 3xLep, cap 10"
269	yellow blinking tumbling Jeselnik's sword	0		Sleaze Damage: +25
270	picket fence	0		
271	pickled blinking barbell	1		Effect: "You're Rubber", Effect Duration: 20
272	boiled cyan concentrated magicalness pill	1		
273	dried tumbling skewed moxie weed	1		
274	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	0		
275	mosquito larva	0		
276	leprechaun hatchling	0		
277	vaporized squat blurry extra-strength strongness elixir	1		
278	dehydrated purple shaking jug-o-magicalness	1		Effect: "In Tuna", Effect Duration: 10
279	dried spinning suntan lotion of moxiousness	1		
280	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	0		
281	prompt gasmask	0		Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 12"
282	Boris's key	0		
283	Jarlsberg's key	0		
284	Sneaky Pete's key	0		
285	squat Tesla walrus-tusk earring	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
286	purple energetic ring of half-assed regeneration	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Single Equip
287	careful Boris's ring	0		Monster Level: -10
288	potato sprout	0		
289	Jarlsberg's earring	0		Item Drop: +5
290	medical-grade Sneaky Pete's breath spray	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
291	flame-wreathed can of maces of courage	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3
292	wicked rubber axe	0		Spell Damage: +5
293	shaking quilted baleful chef's hat	0		Spell Damage: +25, Damage Absorption: +40, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xLep, cap 7"
294	huge Sherlock's pail	0		Item Drop: +25, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, cap 7"
295	careful demonskin trousers	0		Monster Level: -10, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 3xPotato, cap 17"
296	huge Sherlock's dungeoneer's dungarees	0		Item Drop: +25, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 4xPotato, cap 7"
297	ionized adjusted tamarind-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "items.enh", Effect Duration: 61
298	pickled adjusted lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Don't Rest Ye, Bold Adventurer", Effect Duration: 40
299	frozen pickle-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "On a Roll", Effect Duration: 65
300	polymerized moist mirror lime green jabañero-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Phairly Pheromonal", Effect Duration: 43
301	flat dough	0		
302	decent spinning Knob sausage	3	good	
303	adequate Knob mushroom	3	good	
304	dry noodles	0		
305	bouncing arcane researcher's Knob Goblin harem pants	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 8xPotato, cap 2"
306	blue wicked Knob Goblin harem veil	0		Spell Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "5xLep, cap 2"
307	irradiated Knob Goblin perfume	0		Effect: "Greased-Up Familiar", Effect Duration: 61
308	auspicious Knob Goblin elite helm	0		Item Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, cap 15"
309	tumbling sizzling Knob Goblin elite pants	0		Hot Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, cap 15"
310	dangerous Knob Goblin elite polearm	0		Weapon Damage: +10
311	twirling hill of beans	0		
312	upside-down clever Knob Goblin visor	0		Maximum MP: +20, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 12"
313	Crown of the Goblin King of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 17"
314	half-sized moldy upside-down bean burrito	2	crappy	
315	enchanted normal bean burrito	3	good	Effect: "Dragged Through the Coals", Effect Duration: 30
316	bland thick insanely bean burrito	5	decent	
317	thick moldy bean burrito	5	crappy	
318	bland bean burrito	3	decent	
319	adequate fancy insanely bean burrito	3	good	Effect: "Bilious Brawn", Effect Duration: 15
320	special decent skewed bat haggis	3	good	Effect: "It Didn't Kill You", Effect Duration: 45
321	normal wobbly menudo	4	good	
322	spoiled goat cheese	3	crappy	
323	normal plain pizza	3	good	
324	toothsome small sausage pizza	2	awesome	
325	decent miniature mirror goat cheese pizza	2	good	
326	flavorless bite-sized mushroom pizza	1	decent	
327	shaking goat	0		
328	drinkable bottle of whiskey	3	good	
329	coward's goat beard	0		Monster Level: -20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 15"
330	glass of goat's milk	1	crappy	
331	fancy irresponsibly strong aged green Canadian	10	awesome	Effect: "Innately Truthy", Effect Duration: 20
332	massive moldy shaking lemon	10	crappy	
333	rotten maroon lime	3	crappy	
334	jittery sabre teeth of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20
335	sabre-toothed lime cub	0		
336	green wholesome consolation ribbon	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10
337	ol' trophy	0		
338	tenderizing hammer	0		
339	Cobb's Knob lab key	0		
340	galvanized tarnished Knob Goblin steroids	0		Effect: "Cat-Alyzed", Effect Duration: 69
341	adjusted enhanced pulsating Knob Goblin love potion	0		Effect: "Disco Neuropathy", Effect Duration: 33
342	ghostly Knob Goblin stink bomb	0		
343	altered quantum Knob Goblin sharpening spray	0		Effect: "Bureaucratized", Effect Duration: 18
344	Knob Goblin seltzer	0		
345	gray bouncing Knob Goblin superseltzer	0		
346	upside-down scrumptious reagent	0		
347	blinking Dyspepsi-Cola	0		
348	ninja mask of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xBarrr, cap 20"
349	blue icy katana hilt	0		
350	blurry hot katana blade	0		
351	wobbly cyan Samson's icy-hot katana of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Experience (Muscle): +5
352	ninja hot pants of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 3xPotato, cap 17"
353	ninja stars	0		
354	rosewater-soaked nunchaku of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Stench Resistance: +3
355	Usain Bolt's eXtreme scarf	0		Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 25"
356	squat snowboarder pants of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 25"
357	Mountain Stream soda	0		
358	flavorless gr8ps	4	decent	
359	moldy t8r tots	4	crappy	
360	narrow deadly miner's helmet	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 20"
361	blinking ghostly toasty miner's pants	0		Hot Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1.5xPotato, cap 20"
362	curative 7-Foot Dwarven mattock	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
363	linoleum ore	0		
364	asbestos ore	0		
365	chrome ore	0		
366	linoleum sword hilt	0		
367	huge linoleum stick	0		
368	linoleum crossbow string	0		
369	asbestos sword hilt	0		
370	asbestos stick	0		
371	asbestos crossbow string	0		
372	upside-down twirling chrome sword hilt	0		
373	chrome stick	0		
374	teal chrome crossbow string	0		
375	ghostly linoleum meat stack	0		
376	huge asbestos meat stack	0		
377	chrome meat stack	0		
378	scandalous linoleum sword	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Item Drop: +5
379	Temple Grandin's linoleum staff of horror	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Spooky Spell Damage: +25
380	smartaleck's cool linoleum crossbow	0		Moxie: +5, Moxie Percent: +30
381	spinning twirling manspreader's supercool asbestos sword	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Monster Level: +10
382	studded arcane researcher's asbestos staff	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Damage Absorption: +80
383	cyan fireproof rock-hard asbestos crossbow	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Hot Resistance: +3
384	Sherlock's chrome sword of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Item Drop: +25
385	inspector's chrome staff of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Item Drop: +15
386	rosy-cheeked chrome crossbow of Leguizamo	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Monster Level: +20
387	fuzzy dice	0		
388	pulsating yeti fur	0		
389	educational meaty helmet turtle	0		Experience: +1, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 17"
390	maroon huge quilted asbestos helmet turtle	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xFairy, cap 20"
391	miser's linoleum helmet turtle	0		Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xFairy, cap 25"
392	twirling jittery extremely unsafe chrome helmet turtle	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xFairy, cap 30"
393	penguin skin	0		
394	yak skin	0		
395	purple hippopotamus skin	0		
396	miser's penguin shorts	0		Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xGhuol, cap 30"
397	yakskin pants of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato, cap 35"
398	hippopotamus pants of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 32"
399	sage eXtreme mittens	0		Mysticality Percent: +10
400	spinning handful of drink tickets	0		
401	squat Knob Kitchen grab-bag	0		
402	swashbuckling pants of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 1.5xFairy, cap 20"
403	shoulder parrot of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100
404	flame-retardant acoustic guitarrr	0		Hot Resistance: +1
405	sunken chest	0		
406	pirate pelvis	0		
407	tumbling ghostly pirate skull	0		
408	pirate skeleton	0		
409	vial of patchouli oil	0		
410	shellacked sk8board	0		Damage Reduction: 7
411	Jolly Roger charrrm	0		
412	skewed barrrnacle	0		
413	twirling Rosewater's Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	0		Mysticality Percent: +30
414	Van der Graaf crowbarrr	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
415	leotarrrd of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 22"
416	Temple Grandin's safarrri hat	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, cap 22"
417	frozen alkaline non-enhanced henna tattoo	0		Effect: "Wax On Your Shoes", Effect Duration: 54
418	quantum pulsating Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	0		Effect: "Spookyravin'", Effect Duration: 31
419	quadruple-galvanized adjusted ghostly huge serum of sarcasm	0		Effect: "Thunderheart", Effect Duration: 54
420	corrupted jittery tomato juice of powerful power	0		Effect: "Serendipi Tea", Effect Duration: 57
421	double-ionized modified philter of phorce	0		Effect: "Bootyliciousness", Effect Duration: 55
422	electrified altered potion of potency	0		Effect: "New Zeal", Effect Duration: 46
423	quadruple-flattened activated tumbling squat cordial of concentration	0		Effect: "Mint-Condition Breath", Effect Duration: 28
424	irradiated modified ointment of the occult	0		Effect: "Super-Mega-Charged", Effect Duration: 31
425	triple-pickled wobbly oil of expertise	0		Effect: "Insatiable Hunger", Effect Duration: 22
426	quantum electrified non-irradiated potion of temporary gr8ness	0		Effect: "Phorcefullness", Effect Duration: 18
427	cool box	0		Moxie: +5, Wiki Name: "box"
428	nothing-in-the-box	0		
429	tumbling beanbag chair	0		Bonus Resting MP: +30
430	acid-squirting flower	0		Single Equip, Thorns: 1
431	upside-down Da Vinci's clown shoes	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Clowniness: 25
432	occult bloody clown pants	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Clowniness: 25, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 2xFairy, cap 12"
433	skinny balloon	0		
434	up-at-dawn balloon helmet	0		Adventures: +5, Clowniness: 25, Familiar Effect: "3xFairy, cap 12"
435	curative razor-sharp balloon sword	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Clowniness: 50
436	tumbling balloon monkey	0		
437	chef skull	0		
438	tumbling chef-in-the-box	0		
439	mirror bartender skull	0		
440	bartender-in-the-box	0		
441	chef-skull-in-the-box	0		
442	wobbly bartender-skull-in-the-box	0		
443	beer lens	0		
444	red beer goggles	0		
445	cyan narrow sharpshooter's box-in-the-box	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10
446	nothing-in-the-box-in-the-box	0		
447	stiffened box-in-the-box-in-the-box	0		Damage Reduction: 1
448	mirror aromatic strapping foolscap fool's cap	0		Muscle: +5, Stench Resistance: +1, Clowniness: 25, Familiar Effect: "3xVolley, cap 10"
449	thinker's clown nose	0		Mysticality: +10, Clowniness: 25
450	pretentious paintbrush	0		
451	jittery teal pretentious palette	0		
452	pulsating disease	0		
453	sober pill	0		
454	screwdriver	0		
455	half-sized tasty jumbo olive	2	awesome	
456	enchanted weak bad skewed dry martini	2	decent	Effect: "Omphalotus Omnipresence", Effect Duration: 25
457	ye olde golde frontes of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip
458	wobbly upside-down continuum transfunctioner	0		
459	pixel	0		
460	pixel	0		
461	twirling pixel	0		
462	lime green pixel	0		
463	pixel	0		
464	pixel potion	0		
465	green pixel potion	0		
466	bouncing pixel potion	0		
467	fancy yummy blurry pixel pie	3	awesome	Effect: "Putting the Pro in Proletariat", Effect Duration: 20
468	bouncing ruby W	0		
469	wussiness potion	0		
470	acceptable watered-down special squat Imp Ale	2	good	Effect: "Reptilian Fortitude", Effect Duration: 40
471	enchanted flavorless hot wing	4	decent	Effect: "Gingerbread Robust", Effect Duration: 20
472	brawny diamond-studded cane	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Class: "Disco Bandit"
473	narrow lard-coated crutch	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
474	blinking cast	0		
475	wobbly mask of the businessman of the sweet-tooth	0		Meat Drop: +50, Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xBarrr, cap 15"
476	hellion cube	0		
477	manspreader's infernal insoles of temperance	0		Monster Level: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5
478	evil arch	0		
479	dodecagram	0		
480	box of birthday candles	0		
481	wobbly eldritch butterknife	0		
482	jittery Mr. Container of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2004-12"
483	Newbiesport™ backpack of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2004-12"
484	hemp backpack	0		Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2004-12"
485	snakehead charrrm	0		
486	lard-coated Talisman o' Namsilat	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
487	pulsating foul-smelling arrrgyle socks	0		Stench Damage: +10
488	guitar pick	0		
489	drab sonata	0		
490	maroon brawny mesh cap of temperance	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 41"
491	pulsating enormous belt buckle	0		
492	rosy-cheeked Herculean chaps	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xBarrr, cap 40"
493	yellow ghostly ketchup hound	0		
494	skewed tumbling batblade of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50
495	catgut	0		
496	cat appendix	0		
497	gnatwing	0		
498	spoiled half-sized special skewed papaya	2	crappy	Effect: "Bored Stiff", Effect Duration: 15
499	ghostly Sherlock's denim axe of the early riser	0		Item Drop: +25, Adventures: +7
500	bouncing Elf Farm Raffle ticket	0		
501	flavorless snack-sized Elfin shortbread	2	decent	
502	shaking pagoda plans	0		
503	normal super-sized upside-down skewered cat appendix	5	good	
504	purple evil arches	0		
505	blurry inspector's Socratic gnatwing earring	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Item Drop: +15
506	special toothsome cyan Hell broth	4	awesome	Effect: "Prideful Strut", Effect Duration: 30
507	studded thunderrr guitarrr	0		Damage Absorption: +80
508	sonata	0		
509	cyan Hey Deze nuts	0		
510	Boris's key lime	0		
511	twirling Jarlsberg's key lime	0		
512	Sneaky Pete's key lime	0		
513	yummy gigantic twirling Boris's key lime pie	10	awesome	
514	stale gigantic skewed Jarlsberg's key lime pie	9	decent	
515	small fancy spoiled squat bouncing Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	2	crappy	Effect: "Third Based", Effect Duration: 10
516	blinking Hey Deze map	0		
517	shaking bejeweled accordion strap of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Class: "Accordion Thief"
518	pulsating mystery juice	0		
519	moxie magnet	0		Moxie Controls MP
520	leaflet	0		
521	Da Vinci's kickback cookbook	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5
522	wobbly one-winged stab bat	0		
523	rewinged stab bat	0		
524	bad papaya sling	4	decent	
525	grue egg	0		
526	Frobozz Real-Estate Company Instant House (TM)	0		
527	squat volleyball	0		
528	blood-faced volleyball	0		
529	mirror fertilized ghuol egg	0		
530	ionized spray paint	0		Effect: "Inner Dog", Effect Duration: 41
531	green special sauce glove of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Sauceror", Single Equip
532	blue arcane researcher's ladle of mystery	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Class: "Sauceror"
533	Gnollish toolbox	0		
534	abridged dictionary	0		
535	squat bridge	0		
536	dictionary	0		
537	shaking pr0n legs	0		
538	extremely unsafe f3d0r4	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 27"
539	lime green lowercase N	0		
540	triple-irradiated altered wet pulsating Tasty Fun Good rice candy	0		Effect: "Afternoon Insight", Effect Duration: 36
541	crafty draggin' ball hat of Leguizamo	0		Maximum MP: +10, Monster Level: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 25"
542	teal therapeutic 1337 7r0uZ0RZ of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, cap 27"
543	immense normal Trollhouse cookies	8	good	
544	twirling squat Van der Graaf talons of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
545	jumbo moldy Spam Witch sammich	5	crappy	
546	meat vortex	0		
547	334 scroll	0		
548	green 668 scroll	0		
549	30669 scroll	0		
550	shaking 33398 scroll	0		
551	upside-down 64067 scroll	0		
552	twirling 64735 scroll	0		
553	31337 scroll	0		
554	tiny yummy special twirling pr0n cocktail	1	awesome	Effect: "Psalm of Pointiness", Effect Duration: 15
555	frightening drywall axe of mayonnaise	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
556	Oprah's Pine-Fresh air freshener	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50
557	tolerable whiskey and cola	3	good	
558	super-sized toothsome purple papaya taco	5	awesome	
559	razor-sharp can lid	0		
560	normal miniature red stalk of asparagus	2	good	
561	twirling pregnant mushroom	0		
562	ratgut	0		
563	sonar-in-a-biscuit	0		
564	drinkable shaking Mad Train wine	3	good	
565	hobo gloves of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
566	foul-smelling bum cheek	0		Stench Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xVolley, cap 5"
567	hermit script	0		
568	decent wobbly Double Bacon Beelzeburger	3	good	
569	small stale Lord of the Flies-sized fries	2	decent	
570	stale Chicken Sandwich	4	decent	
571	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	1	EPIC	
572	adequate fancy Children's Meal of the Damned	3	good	Effect: "Super Skill", Effect Duration: 5
573	bland bouncing noodles	4	decent	
574	spoiled jumbo noodles	5	crappy	
575	enchanted stale painful penne pasta	3	decent	Effect: "In the Slimelight", Effect Duration: 30
576	super-sized moldy ravioli della hippy	5	crappy	
577	stale small huge pr0n m4nic0tti	2	decent	
578	spoiled Hell ramen	4	crappy	
579	decent low-calorie narrow boring spaghetti	1	good	
580	sauce of the ages	0		
581	schmancy cheese sauce	0		
582	Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	0		
583	adequate upside-down ghostly fettucini Inconnu	4	good	
584	moldy thick lime green spaghetti with Skullheads	5	crappy	
585	flavorless gigantic gnocchetti di Nietzsche	7	decent	
586	pulsating supercharged smooth ridiculously huge sword	0		Moxie: +15, Maximum MP Percent: +30
587	tarnished vacuum-sealed ghostly super-spiky hair gel	0		Effect: "Stimulated Body", Effect Duration: 45
588	soft echo eyedrop antidote	0		
589	miniature stale cocoa eggshell fragment	2	decent	
590	small rotten cocoa eggshell fragment	2	crappy	
591	cocoa egg	0		
592	house	0		
593	phonics down	0		
594	huge squat stylish amulet of extreme plot significance	0		Moxie: +25
595	scroll of drastic healing	0		
596	blue titanium assault umbrella of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25
597	personal trainer's Mohawk wig	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 35"
598	maroon upside-down the Slug Lord's map	0		
599	green pants of the Slug Lord of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 3xPotato, cap 8"
600	asbestos-lined double-paned Dr. Hobo's scalpel	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Hot Resistance: +5
601	Dr. Hobo's map	0		
602	blinking Degrassi Knoll shopping list	0		
603	Item #13	0		
604	olive Penultimate Fantasy chest	0		
605	Tissue Paper Immateria	0		
606	pulsating Tin Foil Immateria	0		
607	Gauze Immateria	0		
608	Plastic Wrap Immateria	0		
609	S.O.C.K.	0		
610	squat procrastination potion	0		
611	D	0		
612	original G	0		
613	plot hole	0		
614	denatured dry ionized green probability potion	0		Effect: "Sugary Tongue", Effect Duration: 15
615	pulsating chaos butterfly	0		
616	spinning yellow furry fur	0		
617	ionized irradiated pulsating Angry Farmer candy	0		Effect: "Sweetened and Fattened", Effect Duration: 54
618	altered Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	0		Effect: "Pill Power", Effect Duration: 68
619	Oprah's needle	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50
620	boiled thin candle	0		Effect: "Hobo Flavor", Effect Duration: 55
621	blue Warm Subject gift certificate	0		
622	ghostly awful poetry journal	0		
623	pulsating WA	0		
624	NG	0		
625	ghostly wang	0		
626	Wand of Nagamar	0		
627	ND	0		
628	tumbling metallic A	0		
629	eye of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100
630	photoprotoneutron torpedo	0		
631	weightlifter's furry pants	0		Muscle: +15, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, MP regen, cap 37"
632	disturbing fanfic of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20
633	knitted wolf mask of the sweet-tooth	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, HP regen, cap 37"
634	cool whip	0		
635	olive rosy-cheeked paper umbrella	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30
636	meat globe	0		
637	toaster	0		
638	lion tamer's studded asshat	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Experience (familiar): +2, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xVolley, cap 7"
639	adequate miniature abominable snowcone	2	good	
640	Ent cider	1	good	
641	bland super-sized toast	5	decent	
642	skeleton key	0		
643	skewed narrow skeleton key ring	0		
644	Crimbo pressie	0		Last Available: "2003-12"
645	wrapping paper	0		Last Available: "2003-12"
646	spoiled small fruitcake	2	crappy	
647	present	0		Last Available: "2004-11"
648	ghostly dangerous Crimbo sword	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Last Available: "2004-10"
649	brainy Crimbo hat	0		Mysticality: +5, Familiar Effect: "1.75xVolley, 1.75xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-10"
650	Crimbo pants of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-10"
651	yellow thinker's exclusive ultra-rare item	0		Mysticality: +10
652	quantum egg	0		
653	intragalactic rowboat	0		
654	shaking star	0		
655	upside-down line	0		
656	blinking star chart	0		
657	mirror brawny star sword	0		Muscle Percent: +20
658	scandalous star crossbow	0		Sleaze Damage: +5
659	fuchsia ghostly star staff of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3
660	crafty star pants	0		Maximum MP: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 41"
661	savvy star hat	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 0.5xPotato, cap 41"
662	fortified star buckler	0		Damage Absorption: +60
663	spinning star throwing star	0		
664	tumbling star starfish	0		
665	Richard's star key	0		
666	horrifying hale wholesome steaming evil	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Maximum HP: +20, Spooky Damage: +25
667	pulsating castle map	0		
668	crafty spiked femur	0		Maximum MP: +10
669	enchanted moldy spinning skewed ghuol guolash	3	crappy	Effect: "Cockroach Scurry", Effect Duration: 15
670	quilted lihc face	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr, cap 22"
671	banded Fonzie's grave robbing shovel	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Damage Absorption: +100
672	spoiled cranberries	3	crappy	
673	acceptable vodka and cranberry	4	good	
674	lousy weak tumbling whiskey	2	decent	
675	manspreader's skull of the Bonerdagon	0		Monster Level: +10
676	spinning wobbly dragonbone belt buckle	0		
677	purple cool badass belt	0		Moxie: +5
678	chest of the Bonerdagon	0		
679	bad roll in the hay	3	decent	
680	bad pulsating slap and tickle	4	decent	
681	artisanal slip 'n' slide	4	EPIC	
682	weak mediocre ghostly a sump'm sump'm	2	decent	
683	perfectly mixed horizontal tango	3	EPIC	
684	acceptable jittery pink pony	3	good	
685	lime green foul-smelling Samson's wizardly Mr. Shirt	0		Mysticality: +25, Experience (Muscle): +5, Stench Damage: +10
686	squat hale knuckles	0		Maximum HP: +20
687	dry blood of the Wereseal	0		Effect: "Hypercubed", Effect Duration: 18
688	wobbly wicked pixel hat	0		Spell Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xVolley, cap 12"
689	Temple Grandin's pixel pants	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Familiar Effect: "atk, 4xPotato, cap 12"
690	pixel sword of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25
691	pulsating olive digital key	0		
692	maroon ghostly Ascension Souvenir T-Shirt	0		
693	stanky harem girl t-shirt	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25
694	inspector's Knob Goblin elite shirt	0		Item Drop: +15
696	mirror nippy frilly shirt	0		Cold Damage: +10
697	rosewater-soaked soggy wofl t-shirt	0		Stench Resistance: +3
698	huge rosy-cheeked loathing eagle baby-doll shirt	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30
699	supercharged pirate shirt	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30
700	twirling jittery filthy hippy poncho of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25
701	bouncing floral print shirt of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100
702	bouncing stanky coconut bikini top	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25
703	Samson's goth kid t-shirt	0		Experience (Muscle): +5
704	hamethyst	0		
705	blurry baconstone	0		
706	tumbling bouncing porquoise	0		
707	twirling pork elf goodies sack	0		
708	ring setting	0		
709	jewelry-making pliers	0		
711	double-paned Lo Pan's hamethyst earring	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Cold Resistance: +5
712	ghostly up-at-dawn aromatic Sinatra's hamethyst necklace	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Stench Resistance: +1, Adventures: +5, Single Equip
713	shaking supercharged hamethyst bracelet of Flo-Jo	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Initiative: +100, Single Equip
714	wobbly stiffened personal trainer's hamethyst ring of bravery	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Damage Reduction: 1, Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip
715	blinking smooth weightlifter's baconstone earring	0		Muscle: +15, Moxie: +15, Single Equip
716	skewed rosewater-soaked smartaleck's baconstone pendant	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Stench Resistance: +3
717	sizzling lion tamer's baconstone bracelet	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Hot Damage: +10, Single Equip
718	dangerous Newton's groovy baconstone ring	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Weapon Damage: +10, Single Equip
719	squat huge cool beefy porquoise eyebrow ring	0		Muscle: +10, Moxie: +5
720	chaotic occult porquoise necklace	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Single Equip
721	blurry mansplainer's Samson's porquoise bracelet	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Monster Level: +15
722	sinister dance instructor's experienced porquoise ring	0		Experience: +2, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
723	massive yummy Knoll mushroom	6	awesome	
724	gigantic adequate mushroom	6	good	
725	one million meat pancakes	0		
726	chaotic huge mirror shard	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10
727	narrow hedge maze puzzle	0		
728	hedge maze key	0		
729	teal fishbowl	0		
730	fishtank	0		
731	jittery fish hose	0		
732	hosed tank	0		
733	hosed fishbowl	0		
734	gravedigger's frightening makeshift SCUBA gear of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Spooky Damage: 15, Adventure Underwater
735	narrow easter egg balloon	0		Item Drop: +5
736	stone tablet (Sinister Strumming)	0		
737	stone tablet (Squeezings of Woe)	0		
738	stone tablet (Really Evil Rhythm)	0		
739	tambourine bells	0		
740	lard-coated tambourine	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
741	lime green broken skull	0		
742	enchanted rotten Knoll shroomkabob	3	crappy	Effect: "Cravin' for a Ravin'", Effect Duration: 5
743	toothsome tumbling mushroom	3	awesome	
744	alkaline non-vacuum-sealed energized mirror hair spray	0		Effect: "Mana Tea", Effect Duration: 13
746	shaking stat script	0		
747	maroon blinking wobbly Knob Goblin firecracker	0		
748	shaking gourd potion	0		
749	spoiled olive warm mushroom	3	crappy	
750	super-sized spoiled mushroom quesadilla	5	crappy	
751	moldy cool mushroom	4	crappy	
752	normal enchanted cool mushroom casserole	3	good	Effect: "Vinegavotte", Effect Duration: 50
753	rotten jumbo skewed pointy mushroom	5	crappy	
754	rotten ghostly cream of pointy mushroom soup	3	crappy	
755	tasty mushroom	4	awesome	
756	bland massive mushroom	6	decent	
757	yummy mushroom	3	awesome	
758	stale huge ghost cucumber	3	decent	
759	blurry dill	0		
760	vinegar	0		
761	brine	0		
762	perfectly mixed especially salty dog	3	EPIC	
763	purple ghostly pickling solution	0		
764	small bland spectral pickle	2	decent	
765	briny vinegar	0		
766	yellow ghost pickle on a stick	0		
767	ionized ionized unsweetened shaking cologne of contempt	0		Effect: "Marco Polarity", Effect Duration: 31
768	dog trainer's spork	0		Experience (familiar): +1
769	executive voodoo doll	0		Meat Drop: +40
770	vibrating basic meat fez of the early riser	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "3xLep, cap 11"
771	tassel	0		
772	perfumed foon	0		Stench Resistance: +5
773	olive zippy manspreader's basic meat spork	0		Monster Level: +10, Initiative: +20
774	shaking lightning-fast sage basic meat foon	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Initiative: +40
775	Yeti Protest Sign	0		
776	tumbling tumbling kneecapping stick of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25
777	flame-wreathed iron pasta spoon	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10
778	aromatic support cummerbund	0		Stench Resistance: +1
779	twirling Mob Penguin cellular phone	0		
780	blinking scroll of pasta summoning	0		
781	extra-altered enhanced huge purple jittery mafia aria	0		Effect: "I See Everything Thrice!", Effect Duration: 68
782	Mr. Exploiter	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
783	'Villa' document	0		
784	mediocre jittery Acqua Del Piatto Merlot	3	decent	Last Available: "2004-10"
785	raffle ticket	0		
786	rotten pulsating strawberry	4	crappy	
787	artisanal bottle of rum	3	EPIC	
788	tolerable strawberry daiquiri	3	good	
789	bad rum and cola	3	decent	
790	watered-down hand-crafted grog	2	EPIC	
791	blinking up-at-dawn aromatic Mafia bow tie	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2004-10"
792	blurry veiny Golden Mr. Accessory	0		Maximum HP: +10, Softcore Only
793	boiled aerosolized gray pulsating oil of stability	0		Effect: "Texas Elegance", Effect Duration: 34
794	ionized dry oil of slipperiness	0		Effect: "Clyde's Blessing", Effect Duration: 30
795	hand-crafted weak Acque Luride Grezze Cabernet	2	super ultra mega EPIC	Last Available: "2004-10"
796	red miser's scorching cement shoes of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Hot Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2004-10"
797	mediocre spirit-forward rockin' wagon	5	decent	
798	hand-crafted high-proof ocean motion	9	EPIC	
799	distilled drinkable fuzzbump	5	good	
800	bland bite-sized lime green blinking poutine	1	decent	
801	rotten tiny squat Knob stir-fry	1	crappy	
804	decent massive Knoll stir-fry	8	good	
805	yummy stir-fry	3	awesome	
806	stale asparagus stir-fry	3	decent	
807	decent fuchsia olive stir-fry	4	good	
808	adequate Knob sausage stir-fry	3	good	
809	fancy huge spoiled bat wing stir-fry	7	crappy	Effect: "Stuck That Way", Effect Duration: 35
810	half-sized adequate rat appendix stir-fry	2	good	
811	rotten pulsating tofu stir-fry	4	crappy	
812	stale skewed pr0n stir-fry	3	decent	
813	toothsome gigantic blurry olive Knob shells	10	awesome	
814	normal fuchsia bätzle	3	good	
815	rotten massive cyan ratini	9	crappy	
816	normal big wobbly Knob stroganoff	5	good	
817	low-calorie decent menudo ravioli	1	good	
818	huge squat plus sign	0		
819	milky potion	0		
820	swirly potion	0		
821	bubbly potion	0		
822	smoky potion	0		
823	cloudy potion	0		
824	effervescent potion	0		
825	teal fizzy potion	0		
826	dark potion	0		
827	cyan murky potion	0		
828	baby killer bee	0		
829	skewed anti-anti-antidote	0		
830	delicious royal jelly	4	awesome	
831	huge small box	0		
832	wobbly box	0		
833	red chaotic vorpal blade	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10
834	twirling smelly cornuthaum of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, 1.25xFairy, cap 21"
835	bouncing mirror studded ring of aggravate monster	0		Damage Absorption: +80
836	rotten red mind flayer corpse	4	crappy	
837	mediocre irresponsibly strong Uovo Marcio Shiraz	6	decent	Last Available: "2004-10"
838	blurry nippy stiffened Mafia stogie	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2004-10"
839	triple-distilled special artisanal ghostly blurry Maiali Sifilitici Pinot Noir	7	EPIC	Effect: "Hopped Up on Goofballs", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2004-10"
840	blinking spinning scorching Tesla Mafia violin case	0		Hot Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2004-10"
841	bad practically non-alcoholic tomato daiquiri	1	decent	
842	bad beertini	3	decent	
843	hand-crafted salty slug	3	EPIC	
844	bad practically non-alcoholic spinning papaya slung	1	decent	
845	MAHI fez of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 0.5xPotato, 0.5xLep, 0.5xFairy"
847	skewed heteroerotic frat-paddle	0		
848	upside-down mirror hypodermic needle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
849	Meat detector	0		Familiar Weight: +5
850	many-eyed glasses	0		Familiar Weight: +5
851	prosthetic forehead	0		Familiar Weight: +5
852	shaker of salt	0		Familiar Weight: +5
853	blundarrrbus	0		Familiar Weight: +5
854	sucky decal	0		Familiar Weight: +5
855	balloon knife	0		Familiar Weight: +5
856	tumbling shock collar	0		
857	teal moonglasses	0		
858	mirror ghostly palm-frond toupee	0		Familiar Weight: +5
859	knife and fork	0		Familiar Weight: +5
860	eye-pod	0		Familiar Weight: +5
861	chocolate spurs	0		Familiar Weight: +5
862	mirror shaking maroon magnifying glass	0		Familiar Weight: +5
863	skewer-mounted razor blade	0		Familiar Weight: +5
864	stinger	0		Familiar Weight: +5
865	lead necklace	0		Familiar Weight: +3
866	squat shaving cream	0		
867	unsweetened enhanced cyan blinking pine tar	0		Effect: "Salt Rockin'", Effect Duration: 54
869	skewed forest tears	0		
870	huge narrow savvy fetus-smashing club	0		Mysticality Percent: +20
871	meatcar model	0		Familiar Weight: +5
872	Time Juice	0		Last Available: "2004-01"
873	jittery rolling pin	0		
874	unrolling pin	0		
875	green wicked brainy crazy bastard sword of James Dean	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience (Moxie): +3, Spell Damage: +5
876	dog trainer's crafty boxer's incredibly dense meat gem	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +10, Experience (familiar): +1
877	ghostly Jim Carey's Talisman of Baio	0		Monster Level: +25
878	ghostly veiny hypnodisk	0		Maximum HP: +10
879	quadruple-vacuum-sealed alkaline bottle of goofballs	0		Effect: "Always be Collecting", Effect Duration: 61
880	pulsating frosty disbelief suspenders	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
881	huge prompt supportive bra	0		Adventures: +3
882	wobbly Blatantly Canadian	0		
883	tumbling huge maple syrup	1	awesome	
884	arcane researcher's los chinos	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, HP regen, cap 13"
885	green narrow axe of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5
886	mirror leaflet	0		
887	leaf	0		
888	maple leaf	0		
889	supercool balaclava	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1.5xLep, cap 12"
890	super-sized flavorless balaclava baklava	5	decent	
891	green Warehouse 23 bling of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7
892	squat ribald baleful bugbear-smiting sword of Calamity Jane	0		Spell Damage: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Sleaze Damage: +10
893	perfectly mixed blurry lumbering jack	3	EPIC	
894	Dark Jill-O-Lantern	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
895	reassuring Ms. Accessory	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Softcore Only
896	huge greedy Mr. Accessory Jr. of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +20, Softcore Only
897	pulsating coffee sprite	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-10"
898	Cheshire Bitten	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-10"
899	tumbling blurry custom avatar form	0		Free Pull
900	fuchsia smile-sharpening stone	0		Familiar Weight: +5
901	twirling espresso maker	0		Familiar Weight: +5
902	100-Watt bulb	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
903	practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed blurry Spasmi Dolorosi Del Rene Champagne	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2004-10"
904	tumbling teal Jack Frost's MacGyver's Da Vinci's school Mafia knickerbockers	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Maximum MP: +100, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "5xGhoul, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-10"
905	liquefied irradiated enhanced Yummy Tummy bean	0		Effect: "Outer Wolf™", Effect Duration: 66
906	galvanized Rock Pops	0		Effect: "Partially Ghosted", Effect Duration: 28
907	triple-nitrogenated Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "Ham-Fisted", Effect Duration: 33
908	denatured Cold Hots candy	0		Effect: "Ooh, Salty!", Effect Duration: 66
909	colloidal yellow Wint-O-Fresh mint	0		Effect: "Spiky Hair", Effect Duration: 14
910	adequate narrow dwarf bread	4	good	
911	boiled Senior Mints	0		Effect: "EVISCERATE!", Effect Duration: 32
912	chilled twirling pixellated candy heart	0		Effect: "Woad Warrior", Effect Duration: 34
913	quadruple-deionized kobold	0		Effect: "Gyromitra Gymnastics", Effect Duration: 24
914	hand turkey outline	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2004-11"
915	yam pinky ring	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
916	clever curative intergalactic pom poms	0		Maximum MP: +20, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
917	Mob Penguin protection contract	0		
918	Radio Free Baseball Cap	0		Item Drop: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2006-07"
919	jittery Radio Free Pants of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xGhoul, 1xLep, cap 37", Last Available: "2006-07"
920	toasty Radio Free Foil	0		Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2006-07"
921	bland radio button candy	3	decent	
922	savvy severed rocking horse head	0		Mysticality Percent: +20
923	broken cellular phone	0		Last Available: "2004-01"
924	crimbo elfling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
925	dental pliers	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
926	super-adjusted deionized modified Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	0		Effect: "Always be Collecting", Effect Duration: 36
927	practically non-alcoholic artisanal narrow Ferita Del Petto Zinfandel	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2006-12"
928	mirror experienced fuzzy bracelets	0		Experience: +2
929	wobbly wizardly arse-shooting crossbow	0		Mysticality: +25
931	drinkable boozy spiced rum	5	good	
932	irresponsibly strong tolerable jittery eggnog	6	good	
933	normal half-sized candy cane	2	good	
934	spoiled massive gingerbread bugbear	10	crappy	
935	personal trainer's imitation nice watch	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2004-12", Nonstackable Watch
936	Hanukkimbo dreidl	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
937	menorette	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2004-12"
938	Herculean plastic sword	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Last Available: "2004-12"
939	small Crimbo Pressie	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
940	bow	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
941	Crimbo stocking	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
942	Samson's bowler	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 1.5xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-12"
943	Rosewater's savvy bow staff	0		Mysticality Percent: 50, Last Available: "2004-12"
944	Fonzie's bowlegged pants	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-12"
945	skewered jumbo olive	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
946	jittery skewered lime	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
947	skewered cherry	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
948	perfectly mixed martini	3	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2004-12"
949	acceptable grogtini	3	good	Last Available: "2004-12"
950	bad weak cherry bomb	2	decent	Last Available: "2004-12"
951	extra special Crimbo stocking	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
952	lion tamer's hockey mask of horror	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1.5xGhuol, cap 25"
953	penguin-smacking club	0		Familiar Damage: +15
954	orphan baby yeti	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
955	wobbly fireproof fez of etymology	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 30"
956	moldy carob chunk noodles	3	crappy	
957	thick moldy chorizo brownies	5	crappy	
958	small tasty chocolate and tomato pizza	2	awesome	
959	wobbly cyan flange	0		
960	narrow blinking clockwork key	0		
961	fuchsia silk garter snake	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
962	velvet choker	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
963	Sinatra's plastic seal clubber of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): 8
964	wobbly Lo Pan's occult plastic turtle tamer	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Spell Critical Percent: +30
965	Temple Grandin's plastic pastamancer of the cheetah	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Initiative: +60
966	huge electrified plastic sauceror of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
967	Da Vinci's plastic disco bandit of the empath	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Familiar Weight: +5
968	rosewater-soaked stanky plastic accordion thief	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +3
969	thinker's plastic mosquito	0		Mysticality: +10
970	family-friendly plastic leprechaun	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1
971	plastic levitating potato of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15
972	deadly plastic angry goat	0		Weapon Damage: +5
973	smartaleck's plastic sabre-toothed lime	0		Moxie Percent: +30
974	resourceful plastic fuzzy dice	0		Maximum MP: +50
975	plastic pirate skeleton of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3
976	slick plastic barrrnacle	0		Moxie: +10
977	double-paned plastic howling balloon monkey	0		Cold Resistance: +5
978	blurry veiny plastic stab bat	0		Maximum HP: +10
979	plastic grue of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20
980	bouncing wobbly rosy-cheeked plastic blood-faced volleyball	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30
981	zippy plastic ghuol whelp	0		Initiative: +20
982	scorching plastic baby gravy fairy	0		Hot Damage: +25
983	plastic cocoabo of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100
984	pulsating wobbly plastic star starfish	0		Item Drop: +5
985	educational plastic ghost pickle on a stick	0		Experience: +1
986	yellow spinning plastic killer bee of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25
987	narrow Annie Oakley's plastic Cheshire bat	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20
988	baleful plastic coffee pixie	0		Spell Damage: +25
989	plastic bitchin' meatcar of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Single Equip
990	jittery chilly plastic hermit	0		Cold Damage: +5
991	spinning jittery hardy plastic Boris of the pedagogue of the dark arts	0		Experience: +3, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP: +50
992	shaking Sherlock's Jeselnik's veiny plastic Jarlsberg	0		Maximum HP: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Item Drop: +25
993	studded Sinatra's wizardly plastic Sneaky Pete	0		Mysticality: +25, Experience (Moxie): +5, Damage Absorption: +80
994	blinking greedy plastic Susie	0		Meat Drop: +20
995	immense decent Lucky Surprise Egg	7	good	
998	maiden wig	0		Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, cap 8"
999	maid head	0		
1000	Meat maid	0		
1002	savvy Xlyinia's notebook	0		Mysticality Percent: +20
1003	upside-down soda water	0		
1004	acceptable skewed skewed bottle of tequila	4	good	
1005	tolerable cyan boxed wine	3	good	
1006	low-calorie flavorless cherry	1	decent	
1007	olive Da Vinci's coconut shell	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 7"
1008	bouncing Jeselnik's ice cubes	0		Sleaze Damage: +25
1009	mediocre special vodka martini	4	decent	Effect: "Knightlife", Effect Duration: 30
1010	acceptable fuchsia wobbly whiskey and soda	3	good	
1011	bad bouncing monkey wrench	3	decent	
1012	enchanted mediocre boozy tequila sunrise	5	decent	Effect: "Pasta Oneness", Effect Duration: 30
1013	lousy enchanted margarita	4	decent	Effect: "Helvella Health", Effect Duration: 50
1014	artisanal weak yellow strawberry wine	2	EPIC	
1015	watered-down bad spinning wine spritzer	2	decent	
1016	acceptable practically non-alcoholic perpendicular hula	1	good	
1017	aged upside-down twirling ducha de oro	4	awesome	
1018	artisanal squat calle de miel	4	EPIC	
1019	lousy dry vodka martini	3	decent	
1020	artisanal bouncing wobbly old-fashioned	3	EPIC	
1021	bad tequila with training wheels	4	decent	
1022	acceptable sangria	4	good	
1023	watered-down lousy wobbly vesper	2	decent	Last Available: "2004-12"
1024	acceptable bodyslam	4	good	Last Available: "2004-12"
1025	high-proof acceptable sangria del diablo	10	good	Last Available: "2004-12"
1026	narrow Valentine	0		Free Pull
1027	whip kit	0		
1028	buckler buckle	0		
1029	Temple Grandin's hippo whip	0		Familiar Weight: +7
1030	yellow sharpshooter's penguin whip	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10
1031	grievous yak whip	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50
1032	skewed studded gnauga hide whip	0		Damage Absorption: +80
1033	gnauga hide	0		
1034	careful hippo skin buckler	0		Monster Level: -10
1035	occult penguin skin buckler	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25
1036	twirling yakskin buckler of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25
1037	curative gnauga hide buckler	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
1038	wet flattened purple blinking Connery's Elixir of Audacity	0		Effect: "Sweet and Red", Effect Duration: 57
1040	huge Tam O'Shanter	0		Meat Drop: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-03"
1041	smooth skewed beer	4	awesome	
1042	mirror Jim Carey's string of beads	0		Monster Level: +25
1043	asbestos-lined string of beads	0		Hot Resistance: +5
1044	bouncing string of beads of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
1045	upside-down arcane researcher's plastic bottle opener	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
1046	squat censurious MacGyver's traffic cone	0		Maximum MP: +100, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "cap 15", Last Available: "2005-03"
1047	bad practically non-alcoholic N. O. Beer	1	decent	
1048	compressed oyster egg	1		
1049	twisted spinning oyster egg	1		
1050	diluted oyster egg	1		Effect: "Egg on your Face", Effect Duration: 45
1051	narrow blue plastic oyster egg	0		
1052	dehydrated green oyster egg	1		
1053	compressed yellow oyster egg	1		Effect: "Berry Statistical", Effect Duration: 40
1054	dried cyan oyster egg	1		
1055	blinking plastic oyster egg	0		
1056	mixed puce oyster egg	1		
1057	dried ghostly jittery puce oyster egg	1		Effect: "Blackberry Politeness", Effect Duration: 50
1058	dehydrated fuchsia wobbly puce oyster egg	1		
1059	bouncing puce plastic oyster egg	0		
1060	distilled spinning mauve oyster egg	1		
1061	twisted pulsating mauve oyster egg	1		
1062	powdered mauve oyster egg	1		
1063	mirror mauve plastic oyster egg	0		
1064	modified blurry upside-down oyster egg	1		Effect: "Human-Human Hybrid", Effect Duration: 50
1065	powdered wobbly oyster egg	1		Effect: "Colorful Gratitude", Effect Duration: 25
1066	denatured lime green oyster egg	1		
1067	plastic oyster egg	0		
1068	mixed pulsating oyster egg	1		Effect: "All Glory To the Toad", Effect Duration: 30
1069	compressed oyster egg	1		
1070	twisted squat oyster egg	1		
1071	plastic oyster egg	0		
1072	twisted purple off-white oyster egg	1		
1073	powdered olive off-white oyster egg	1		Effect: "Superhuman Sarcasm", Effect Duration: 45
1074	diluted off-white oyster egg	1		
1075	narrow off-white plastic oyster egg	0		
1076	compressed gray oyster egg	1		
1077	diluted jittery ghostly oyster egg	1		
1078	modified huge oyster egg	1		
1079	spinning plastic oyster egg	0		
1080	shaking oyster basket	0		
1081	teal emo roe	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-04"
1082	gazing shoes	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
1083	twirling personal raindrop	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-04"
1084	cyan blurry rainbow tie	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
1085	tumbling clockwork widget	0		
1086	clockwork thingamajig	0		
1087	squat clockwork doohickey	0		
1088	clockwork clockwise dome	0		
1089	clockwork spine	0		
1090	twirling clockwork rings	0		
1091	clockwork claws	0		
1092	clockwork sheet	0		
1093	clockwork counterclockwise dome	0		
1094	clockwork sphere	0		
1095	bouncing deactivated MicroMechaMech	0		
1096	clockwork endoskeleton	0		
1097	mansplainer's clockwork hat	0		Monster Level: +15, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 20"
1098	ruddy clockwork trench coat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40
1099	cool clockwork pants	0		Moxie: +5, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 1.5xGhuol, cap 20"
1100	spinning Da Vinci's gnauga hide chaps	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 4xBarrr, cap 20"
1101	upside-down false eyelashes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1102	tumbling targeting chip	0		
1103	fuchsia unwound clockwork grapefruit	0		
1104	Mountie hat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1105	gray clockwork bartender head	0		
1106	clockwork chef head	0		
1107	clockwork maid head	0		
1108	clockwork detective skull	0		
1109	clockwork bartender-head-in-the-box	0		
1110	huge clockwork chef-head-in-the-box	0		
1111	upside-down clockwork bartender-in-the-box	0		
1112	clockwork chef-in-the-box	0		
1113	olive clockwork maid	0		
1114	tisket	0		
1115	tasket	0		
1116	huge annoying pitchfork	0		Monster Level: +5
1117	reassuring Stupid University Diploma of Leguizamo of the businessman	0		Monster Level: +20, Spooky Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +50
1118	mirror lime green pregnant mushroom	0		
1119	pregnant mushroom	0		
1120	fuchsia pregnant mushroom	0		
1121	tumbling inexplicably rock	0		
1122	fairy gravy	0		
1123	upside-down slick halfberd	0		Moxie: +10
1124	small glove	0		
1125	twirling wool glove of Gandalf of the businessman	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Cold Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +50
1126	mirror clever toothpick	0		Maximum MP: +20, Single Equip
1127	flame-wreathed ninja sword	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10
1128	teeny-tiny ninja stars	0		
1129	Samson's sequined fez	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Familiar Effect: "1.75xLep, cap 20"
1130	blank card	0		
1131	blinking beet	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1132	Totally Gay Claymore	0		
1133	huge medical-grade star shirt	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
1134	cosmetics bag	0		
1135	improved eyeliner	0		Effect: "Radiant Personality", Effect Duration: 20
1136	triple-frozen lipstick	0		Effect: "Virgo Rising", Effect Duration: 47
1137	squat Jack Frost's veiny bicycle chain	0		Maximum HP: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +50
1138	mushroom fermenting solution	0		
1139	lousy squat mushroom wine	4	decent	
1140	acceptable icy mushroom wine	3	good	
1141	artisanal narrow mushroom wine	4	EPIC	
1142	acceptable pointy mushroom wine	3	good	
1143	drinkable watered-down jittery flat mushroom wine	2	good	
1144	hand-crafted practically non-alcoholic cool mushroom wine	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
1145	lousy knob mushroom wine	4	decent	
1146	hand-crafted knoll mushroom wine	3	EPIC	
1147	smooth mushroom wine	4	awesome	
1148	artisanal shot of flower schnapps	3	EPIC	
1149	rotten flower petal pie	4	crappy	
1150	aged bottle of single-barrel whiskey	3	awesome	
1151	scandalous discarded plastic fork of the detective	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Item Drop: +20
1152	gravy-covered maypole	0		Item Drop: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-05"
1153	normal huge Retenez L'Herbe Paté	3	good	
1154	pickled cyan Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	1	awesome	
1155	letter from King Ralph XI	0		
1157	wholeberd of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20
1158	altered modified wobbly spinning Meleegra™ pills	0		Effect: "Wreathed in Merriment", Effect Duration: 46
1159	spinning green mariachi G-string	0		
1160	clever irate sombrero	0		Maximum MP: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 3xLep, cap 11"
1161	squat pile of candy	0		
1162	oxidized diffused handsomeness potion	0		Effect: "Powder Power", Effect Duration: 26
1163	denatured liquefied blurry marzipan skull	0		Effect: "Fishy Fortification", Effect Duration: 59
1164	poultrygeist	0		
1165	hovering sombrero	0		
1166	maracas	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1167	red plain brown wrapper	0		
1168	less-than-three-shaped box	0		
1169	exactly-three-shaped box	0		
1170	chocolate box	0		
1171	coffin	0		
1172	asbestos box	0		
1173	linoleum box	0		
1174	wobbly chrome box	0		
1175	cryptic puzzle box	0		
1176	lime green refrigerated biohazard container	0		
1177	magnetic field	0		
1178	potted cactus	0		
1179	daisy	0		
1180	potted fern	0		
1181	blinking tulip	0		
1182	Venus flytrap	0		
1183	all-purpose flower	0		
1184	exotic orchid	0		
1185	long-stemmed rose	0		
1186	gilded lily	0		
1187	deadly nightshade	0		
1188	blinking lotus	0		
1189	can of asparagus	0		
1190	dodecapede	0		
1191	lime green wobbly ghuol whelp	0		
1192	upside-down zmobie	0		
1193	pulsating Raggedy Hippy doll	0		
1194	stab bat	0		
1195	apathetic lizardman doll	0		
1196	twirling yeti	0		
1197	fuchsia Mob Penguin	0		
1198	sabre-toothed lime	0		
1199	upside-down bugbear	0		
1200	flavorless immense mugcake	7	decent	
1201	gigantic flavorless urinal cake	9	decent	
1202	thick delicious Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	5	awesome	
1203	stale massive personalized birthday cake	9	decent	
1204	big moldy three-tiered wedding cake	5	crappy	
1205	huge yummy babycakes	7	awesome	
1206	fancy decent jumbo blinking spinning velvet cake	5	good	Effect: "Feline Ferocity", Effect Duration: 20
1207	miniature stale congratulatory cake	2	decent	
1208	gigantic toothsome jittery angel-food cake	6	awesome	
1209	snack-sized decent devil's-food cake	2	good	
1210	rotten birthday party jellybean cheesecake	3	crappy	
1211	upside-down balloon	0		
1212	wobbly balloon	0		
1213	spinning heart-shaped balloon	0		
1214	anniversary balloon	0		
1215	Mylar balloon	0		
1216	Kevlar balloon	0		
1217	thought balloon	0		
1218	shaking rat head balloon	0		Familiar Weight: -3
1219	fuchsia mini-zeppelin	0		
1220	mirror foul-smelling Mr. Balloon	0		Stench Damage: +10
1221	balloon	0		
1222	maroon studded Mr. Eh?	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Softcore Only
1224	greasy nippy friendly steel shillelagh	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Cold Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
1225	smelly steel skullcap of dire peril of incineration	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1xFairy, cap 22"
1226	inspector's stanky rock-hard steel solitaire	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip
1227	flame-wreathed coward's Rosewater's steel scarf	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Monster Level: -20, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
1228	energetic quilted cool steel slacks	0		Moxie: +5, Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "prismatic atk, 4xBarrr, cap 22"
1229	green wool smelly coward's steel suspenders	0		Monster Level: -20, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip
1230	stiffened savvy pikestaff	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Damage Reduction: 1, Item Drop: +5
1231	aromatic frightening pith helmet of the detective	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 45"
1232	prompt flame-wreathed pocketwatch of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +3, Single Equip
1233	friendly clever pinky ring of the cheetah	0		Maximum MP: +20, Familiar Weight: +3, Initiative: +60, Single Equip
1234	mirror curative groovy pants of Gandalf	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +20, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 45"
1235	huge mirror aromatic Oprah's pendant	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Stench Resistance: +1, Four Songs, Single Equip
1236	flame-wreathed beefy hockey stick of furious angry rage	0		Muscle: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10
1237	jittery tapped lotus	0		
1238	wobbly glowsticks	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1239	green iced-out bling	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1240	shaking limburger biker boots	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1241	lime green carton of clove cigarettes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1242	deflated inflatable dodecapede	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
1243	toy six-seater hovercraft	0		Familiar Weight: -5, Last Available: "2011-12"
1244	mirror gravedigger's Glass Balls of the Goblin King	0		Spooky Damage: +10
1245	toasty Codpiece of the Goblin King	0		Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip
1246	greasy extremely unsafe rib of the Bonerdagon of mayonnaise	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Sleaze Spell Damage: 60
1247	wobbly vertebra of the Bonerdagon	0		
1248	foul-smelling mansplainer's razor-sharp Bonerdagon necklace	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Monster Level: +15, Stench Damage: +10
1249	Boss Bat britches of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xGhuol, cap 16"
1250	veiny Boss Bat bling of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Maximum HP: +10
1251	adequate Knob shroomkabob	3	good	
1252	adequate tumbling shroomkabob	3	good	
1253	spinning pile of jumping beans	0		
1254	low-calorie toothsome jumping bean burrito	1	awesome	
1255	adequate jumping bean burrito	4	good	
1256	delicious massive insanely jumping bean burrito	8	awesome	
1257	delicious miniature rat scrapple	2	awesome	
1258	jittery pail of pretentious paint	0		
1259	Jack Frost's ruddy traffic cone	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 15", Last Available: "2005-06"
1260	wax lips	0		Experience: +3, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-07"
1261	boiled Hatorade	1		
1262	olive censurious razor-sharp off-hand balloon of the overflowing toilet	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +3
1263	gray pygmy bugbear shaman	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
1264	nose-bone fetish	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1265	wobbly box of sunshine	0		Free Pull
1266	rotten gloomy mushroom	3	crappy	
1267	dead mimic	0		
1268	pulsating pine wand	0		
1269	ebony wand	0		
1270	maroon hexagonal wand	0		
1271	purple aluminum wand	0		
1272	gray pulsating marble wand	0		
1273	wool magic lamp	0		Cold Resistance: +1
1274	diluted jittery Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	1		Effect: "Sauce Monocle", Effect Duration: 25
1275	baleful basic meat skirt	0		Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 3xFairy, cap 10"
1276	fortified hand-crafted bouncing Otorian Battle Scar	5	EPIC	
1277	spinning basic meat kilt of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 10"
1278	fireproof meat skirt	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 11"
1279	brainy meat kilt	0		Mysticality: +5, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 11"
1280	pulsating beefcake's penguinskin mini-skirt	0		Muscle: +25, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xFairy, cap 30"
1281	sinister penguinskin mini-kilt	0		Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xFairy, cap 30"
1282	asbestos-lined yakskin skirt	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 35"
1283	twirling flame-wreathed yakskin kilt	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 35"
1284	curative hippopotamus skirt	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 32"
1285	studded hippopotamus kilt	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 32"
1286	aromatic furry skirt	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 37"
1287	rosewater-soaked furry kilt	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 37"
1288	miser's gnauga hide skirt	0		Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "2.5xFairy, cap 20"
1289	gnauga hide kilt of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "2.5xFairy, cap 20"
1290	polarized galvanized oxidized wind-up clock	0		Effect: "Liquid Courage", Effect Duration: 57
1291	sinister Jekyllin hide belt	0		Spell Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-09"
1292	cyan skirt / kilt kit	0		
1293	mansplainer's ring of adornment	0		Monster Level: +15
1294	prompt MacGyver's ring of increase damage	0		Maximum MP: +100, Adventures: +3
1295	Annie Oakley's ring of gain strength	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20
1296	ring of resistance of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7
1297	pulsating ring of fire resistance	0		Item Drop: +5
1298	rosy-cheeked ring of conflict	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Single Equip
1299	aromatic pirate hook	0		Stench Resistance: +1
1300	monster bait of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
1301	modified modified deodorant	0		Effect: "Nature's Bounty", Effect Duration: 50
1302	energized reodorant	0		Effect: "Nothing Is Impossible", Effect Duration: 50
1303	yellow Mjolnir Jr.	0		
1304	doppelshifter egg	0		Free Pull
1305	makeup kit	0		Familiar Weight: +15
1306	curative beefcake's traffic cone	0		Muscle: +25, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 2xLep, cap 15", Last Available: "2005-10"
1307	calm attention-deficit demon	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-10"
1308	narrow unwound cymbal-playing monkey	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-10"
1309	squat attention spanner	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1310	funky fez	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1311	comfy blanket	0		Last Available: "2005-10"
1312	yellow upside-down mansplainer's Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	0		Monster Level: +15, Single Equip
1313	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Single Equip
1314	jittery manspreader's Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	0		Monster Level: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 3xGhuol, cap 18"
1315	blinking up-at-dawn rose-colored glasses	0		Adventures: +5
1316	facsimile dictionary	0		
1317	blood flower	0		
1318	pulsating lovecat tail	0		
1319	plastic passion fruit	0		
1320	enchanted moldy questionable taco	3	crappy	Effect: "Puddingskin", Effect Duration: 35
1321	ghostly Doc's Miracle Cure	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1322	petrified time	0		Last Available: "2005-10"
1323	hardy time helmet	0		Maximum HP: +50, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2005-10"
1324	time trousers of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2005-10"
1325	jittery slick time sword	0		Moxie: +10, Last Available: "2005-10"
1326	purple ghostly reassuring Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "3xFairy, cap 7"
1327	squat auspicious Cloaca-Cola shield	0		Item Drop: +10
1328	mansplainer's Cloaca-Cola fatigues	0		Monster Level: +15, Familiar Effect: "4xPotato, 1.5x Ghoul, cap 7"
1329	nippy Dyspepsi-Cola shield	0		Cold Damage: +10
1330	maroon extremely unsafe Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Effect: "3.5xPotato, 3xVolley, cap 7"
1331	weightlifter's Cloaca-Cola helmet	0		Muscle: +15, Familiar Effect: "3xFairy, cap 7"
1332	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	0		
1333	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	0		
1334	Cloaca-Cola	0		
1335	Dyspepsi grenade	0		
1336	Cloaca grenade	0		
1338	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	0		
1339	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	0		
1340	mirror maroon Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	0		
1341	Usain Bolt's Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	0		Initiative: +80, Single Equip
1342	picture of a dead guy's girlfriend	0		
1343	zombie pineal gland	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1344	chilled Gummi-Gnauga	0		Effect: "Black Lung", Effect Duration: 31
1345	pickled yellow Now and Earlier	0		Effect: "Pygmy Drinking Buddy", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2020-09"
1346	irradiated magnetized green Sugar Cog	0		Effect: "Bastard!", Effect Duration: 45
1347	loaded serum blowgun	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1348	empty blowgun	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1349	miniscule temporal rip	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-11"
1350	1.21 jigawatts	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2005-11"
1351	wholesome pinky ring	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Single Equip
1352	weak special lousy skewed redrum	2	decent	Effect: "Can't Smell Nothin'", Effect Duration: 30
1353	ninja pirate zombie robot	0		
1354	pile of pebbles	0		
1355	decent bowl of oriole's nest soup	3	good	
1356	jittery shaking bunny liver	0		
1357	artisanal high-proof red Mt. Noob Pale Ale	8	EPIC	
1358	pirate zombie head	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1359	ninja pirate zombie robot head	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1360	huge pirate zombie robot head	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1361	shaking green disembodied smile of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Single Equip
1362	sausage	0		
1363	clockwork pirate skull	0		
1364	rhesus monkey	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1365	snack-sized stale skewed tofurkey leg	2	decent	
1366	small decent tofurkey gravy	2	good	
1367	decent special purple herbal stuffing	3	good	Effect: "Notably Lovely", Effect Duration: 50
1368	fancy half-sized normal can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	2	good	Effect: "Flamibili Tea", Effect Duration: 30
1369	adequate skewed yams	3	good	
1370	tumbling rhinestone cowboy shirt of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1371	olive perfumed gingham blouse	0		Stench Resistance: +5
1372	spinning hardened souvenir ski t-shirt	0		Damage Reduction: 3
1373	spinning sweet nutcracker	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-12"
1374	mandible	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2005-12"
1375	pulsating Jack Frost's plastic Crimbo wreath	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2005-12"
1376	Temple Grandin's plastic Uncle Crimbo	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2005-12"
1377	ghostly ribald plastic Crimbo elf	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2005-12"
1378	medical-grade plastic sweet nutcracker	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2005-12"
1379	squat fortified plastic Crimbo reindeer	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2005-12"
1381	aspirin	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1382	quantum denatured spinning chocolate	0		Effect: "El Tango de la Maldita Suegra", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2015-11"
1383	length of string	0		
1384	googly eye	0		
1385	stuffing	0		
1386	wobbly felt	0		
1387	ghostly block	0		
1388	toy wheel	0		
1389	skewed yo-yo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
1390	top	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
1391	green ball	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
1392	lime green kite	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1393	bouncing pet rock	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1394	spinning doppelshifter	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1395	teddy bear	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1396	lard-coated smartaleck's duck-on-a-string	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2005-12"
1397	jittery toy soldier	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1398	pulsating doll house	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1399	toy train of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2005-12"
1400	upside-down censurious marionette	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2005-12"
1401	executive sock monkey	0		Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2005-12"
1402	educational rag doll	0		Experience: +1, Last Available: "2005-12"
1403	can of fake snow of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2005-12"
1404	skewed yellow Rosewater's colored-light "necklace"	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Last Available: "2005-12"
1405	squat ruddy tree skirt	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2005-12"
1406	flavorless wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	4	decent	Effect: "Wreathed in Merriment", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
1407	super-sized bland bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	5	decent	Effect: "Fury of the Bells", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
1408	tasty tree-shaped Crimbo cookie	4	awesome	Effect: "Yuletide Sappiness", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
1409	blue dangerous Unionize The Elves sign	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Last Available: "2005-12"
1410	huge sleeping snowy owl	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1411	pulsating Tome of Snowcone Summoning	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-01", Skill: "Summon Snowcones"
1412	chilled snowcone	0		Effect: "Rad-ish", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2006-01"
1413	alkaline warmed spinning snowcone	0		Effect: "Disco Inferno", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2006-01"
1414	liquefied snowcone	0		Effect: "Petit Force", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2006-01"
1415	wet wet snowcone	0		Effect: "Crudé", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2006-01"
1416	enhanced ionized warmed fuchsia snowcone	0		Effect: "Guts Feeling", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2006-01"
1417	moist snowcone	0		Effect: "Faboooo", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2006-01"
1418	shaking Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2006-01"
1419	purple teddy bear sewing kit	0		Last Available: "2006-01"
1420	reassuring boxer's traffic cone	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "2xLep, 2xFairy, cap 15", Last Available: "2006-01"
1421	spinning Scandalously Skimpy Bikini	0		Four Songs, Single Equip
1422	fuchsia Sombrero De Vida	0		Four Songs, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, 1xLep, cap 12"
1423	iceberglet	0		Last Available: "2006-02"
1424	Tesla ice sickle of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-02"
1425	ice baby of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-02"
1426	wobbly slick ice pick	0		Moxie: +10, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2006-02"
1427	hardened ice skates of bravery	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-02"
1428	spoiled miniature grue egg omelette	2	crappy	
1429	mirror roll of drink tickets	0		
1430	pregnant gloomy mushroom	0		
1431	pregnant mushroom	0		
1432	flavorless mushroom	3	decent	
1433	fruit bowl	0		
1434	fruit basket	0		
1435	hot pink lipstick	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1436	hot stuffing	0		
1437	blinking useless powder	0		
1438	boiled extra-unsweetened adjusted gray twinkly powder	0		Effect: "Heart of Orange", Effect Duration: 68
1439	corrupted hot powder	0		Effect: "Frosty the Hitman", Effect Duration: 11
1440	super-anodized powder	0		Effect: "Fratty Flavor", Effect Duration: 53
1441	chilled powder	0		Effect: "Sparkly!", Effect Duration: 47
1442	modified narrow fuchsia stench powder	0		Effect: "Sausage Festive", Effect Duration: 44
1443	denatured activated sleaze powder	0		Effect: "Mer-kinny Flavor", Effect Duration: 65
1444	non-energized polarized twinkly nuggets	0		Effect: "Tingly Elbows", Effect Duration: 62
1445	tarnished nitrogenated hot nuggets	0		Effect: "Je Ne Sais Porquoise", Effect Duration: 30
1446	liquefied green nuggets	0		Effect: "Frisky Spirit", Effect Duration: 67
1447	oxidized energized nuggets	0		Effect: "The Q Is Talking To You", Effect Duration: 42
1448	alkaline stench nuggets	0		Effect: "Stuck That Way", Effect Duration: 67
1449	flattened Vulcanized warmed sleaze nuggets	0		Effect: "In Vino Vires", Effect Duration: 68
1450	vaporized blinking twinkly wad	1		
1451	boiled shaking hot wad	1		
1452	dehydrated wad	1		
1453	distilled wad	1		Effect: "On the Shoulders of Giants", Effect Duration: 45
1454	powdered bouncing twirling stench wad	1		
1455	boiled blinking ghostly fuchsia sleaze wad	1		
1456	blurry double daisy	0		
1457	gray Goth Giant	0		
1458	stale blinking Valentine's Day cake	4	decent	
1459	pulsating arrow'd heart balloon	0		
1460	velvet box	0		
1461	squashed frog	0		
1462	eye of newt	0		
1463	salamander spleen	0		
1464	sleazy fairy gravy	0		
1465	spinning suede shortsword	0		
1466	bamboo bokuto	0		
1467	25-meat staff	0		
1468	two-handed depthsword	0		
1469	bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	0		
1470	gray lead yo-yo	0		
1471	slightly peevedbow	0		
1472	sack of doorknobs	0		
1473	ball-and-chain	0		
1474	skewed automatic catapult	0		
1475	pentacorn hat	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 10"
1476	squat cyan goofily-plumed helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 17"
1477	squat plastic hard hat	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 22"
1478	shaking salad bowl	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 30"
1479	football helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 37"
1480	chain-mail monokini	0		Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 4xBarrr, cap 7"
1481	union scalemail pants	0		Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, cap 12"
1482	paper-plate-mail pants	0		Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xBarrr, cap 20"
1483	troutpiece	0		Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 27"
1484	alpha-mail pants	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 35"
1485	wholesome rabbit's foot of doom	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
1486	massive bag of catnip	0		
1487	hang glider	0		
1488	March hat	0		Free Pull
1489	blinking dormouse	0		
1490	jittery chilly healthy chopsticks	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +5
1491	miser's rice bowl	0		Meat Drop: +10
1492	upside-down ninja mop of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60
1493	lightning-fast careful ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon	0		Monster Level: -10, Initiative: +40
1494	extra-vacuum-sealed liquefied blue sugar-coated pine cone	0		Effect: "Polka Face", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2020-09"
1495	blurry Van der Graaf MacGyver's traffic cone	0		Maximum MP: +100, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "2xLep, 2xFairy, cap 15", Last Available: "2006-03"
1496	drinkable weak gloomy mushroom wine	2	good	
1497	drinkable ghostly mushroom wine	3	good	
1498	McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning	0		Last Available: "2006-04", Skill: "Summon Hilarious Objects"
1499	whoopie cushion	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1500	fake fake vomit	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1501	double-polarized quantum spinning squat explosion-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Total Protonic Reversal", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2006-04"
1502	wobbly clown hammer	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1503	rubber emo roe	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1504	quantum adjusted pulsating snowcone	0		Effect: "Crocodile Tear", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2006-04"
1505	mirror ice cube with a fly in it	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1506	smooth watered-down blurry calle de miel with a fly in it	2	awesome	Last Available: "2006-04"
1507	high-proof perfectly mixed rockin' wagon with a fly in it	6	EPIC	Last Available: "2006-04"
1508	delicious perpendicular hula with a fly in it	3	awesome	Last Available: "2006-04"
1509	special lousy slap and tickle with a fly in it	3	decent	Effect: "Chauve-Souris Merde Fou", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2006-04"
1510	fuchsia blinking bag of airline peanuts	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1511	blinking beefcake's fake hand	0		Muscle: +25, Last Available: "2006-04"
1512	vaporized olive mirror Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	1		
1513	vaporized spinning upside-down Knob Goblin learning pill	1		
1514	modified Knob Goblin eyedrops	1		Effect: "Thicker, Sicker", Effect Duration: 35
1515	mixed Knob Goblin nasal spray	1		Effect: "The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder", Effect Duration: 30
1516	shaking KWE-brand transistor radio	0		
1518	vampire heart	0		
1519	fuchsia Talisman of Bakula	0		Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Give In To Your Vampiric Urges"
1520	jittery olive blurry hale smooth Radio KoL Coffee Mug	0		Moxie: +15, Maximum HP: +20
1521	Frank Gorshin trophy	0		
1522	blurry blue deadly brawny Radio Free Jersey	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Weapon Damage: +5
1523	cyan bottle of used blood	0		
1524	wind-up chattering teeth	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1525	tumbling joybuzzer	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shake Hands", Last Available: "2006-04"
1526	huge pet rock "Snooty" disguise	0		Familiar Weight: +11, Equips On: "Pet Rock | Toothsome Rock | Bulky Buddy Box | Holiday Log", Last Available: "2006-04"
1527	diamond-studded fronts	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2006-04"
1528	manspreader's strapping corkscrew	0		Muscle: +5, Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2006-04"
1529	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1530	huge fake plastic grass	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
1531	upside-down coward's grass skirt	0		Monster Level: -20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1.5xFairy, cap 20", Last Available: "2011-01"
1532	maroon grass hat of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 20", Last Available: "2011-01"
1533	zippy grass blade	0		Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2011-01"
1534	raffle prize box	0		
1536	pulsating homeless hobo spirit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-05"
1537	weegee sqouija	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1538	upside-down sparkly engagement ring of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Single Equip
1539	bouncing Tam O'Shatner	0		Meat Drop: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-03"
1540	spinning reassuring Grimacite goggles of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 31", Last Available: "2008-10"
1541	Grimacite glaive of the cougar of Calamity Jane	0		Moxie: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2008-10"
1542	sharpshooter's Grimacite greaves of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 3xGhoul, cap 37", Last Available: "2008-10"
1543	cyan fortified Grimacite garter of terror	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2008-10"
1544	blinking coward's wicked Grimacite galoshes	0		Spell Damage: +5, Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2008-10"
1545	huge wizardly Grimacite gorget of temperance	0		Mysticality: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2008-10"
1546	Grimacite guayabera of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2008-10"
1547	gray baleful Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration of the sweet-tooth	0		Spell Damage: +25, Candy Drop: +100
1548	mirror stylish Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire of the boozehound	0		Moxie: +25, Booze Drop: +100
1549	MSG	0		
1550	bouncing lion tamer's second-hand knockoff engagement ring	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip
1551	practically non-alcoholic artisanal bottle of Domesticated Turkey	1	EPIC	
1552	tolerable extra-dry bottle of Definit	5	good	
1553	delicious weak bottle of Calcutta Emerald	2	awesome	
1554	fortified artisanal bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	5	EPIC	
1555	tolerable huge bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	4	good	
1556	bad boxed champagne	4	decent	
1557	bland kumquat	4	decent	
1558	adequate tangerine	4	good	
1559	tonic water	0		
1560	flavorless ghostly cocktail onion	3	decent	
1561	spoiled olive raspberry	3	crappy	
1562	snack-sized decent kiwi	2	good	
1563	mediocre weak wobbly cyan whiskey bittersweet	2	decent	
1564	irresponsibly strong hand-crafted fancy squat mimosette	9	EPIC	Effect: "Disdain of She-Who-Was", Effect Duration: 45
1565	perfectly mixed practically non-alcoholic tequila sunset	1	super EPIC	
1566	drinkable zmobie	4	good	Wiki Name: "Zmobie (drink)"
1567	lousy weak spinning gin and tonic	2	decent	
1568	perfectly mixed vodka and tonic	3	EPIC	
1569	practically non-alcoholic acceptable maroon vodka gibson	1	good	
1570	acceptable gibson	4	good	
1571	delicious parisian cathouse	3	awesome	
1572	lousy fancy rabbit punch	3	decent	Effect: "Reedy Pipes", Effect Duration: 15
1573	hand-crafted caipifruta	4	EPIC	
1574	acceptable teqiwila	3	good	
1575	enchanted aged narrow Divine	3	awesome	Effect: "Good with the Ladies", Effect Duration: 10
1576	mediocre distilled Gordon Bennett	5	decent	
1577	delicious tangarita	3	awesome	
1578	tolerable ghostly mandarina colada	3	good	
1579	aged gimlet	3	awesome	
1580	perfectly mixed watered-down blurry brick road	2	super ultra EPIC	
1581	enchanted smooth tumbling vodka stratocaster	3	awesome	Effect: "Ready to Snap", Effect Duration: 10
1582	hand-crafted twirling Neuromancer	3	EPIC	
1583	hand-crafted blinking prussian cathouse	4	EPIC	
1584	smooth Mae West	4	awesome	
1585	aged high-proof Mon Tiki	9	awesome	
1586	drinkable teqiwila slammer	3	good	
1587	toothsome Knob lo mein	4	awesome	
1588	moldy miniature asparagus lo mein	2	crappy	
1589	bland small Knoll lo mein	2	decent	
1590	stale enchanted big lo mein	5	decent	Effect: "Elvish", Effect Duration: 20
1591	spoiled miniature mirror olive lo mein	2	crappy	
1592	moldy diet cyan hot hi mein	1	crappy	
1593	decent super-sized hi mein	5	good	
1594	moldy super-sized hi mein	5	crappy	
1595	toothsome small hi mein	2	awesome	
1596	bland blurry sleazy hi mein	3	decent	
1597	experienced Junior LAAAAME merit badge	0		Experience: +2, Last Available: "2006-05"
1598	blinking maroon grievous Senior LAAAAME merit badge	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2006-05"
1599	jittery jazz soap	0		Free Pull, Effect: "Jazz Hands", Effect Duration: 20
1600	acceptable tangarita with a fly in it	3	good	
1601	delicious watered-down mandarina colada with a fly in it	2	awesome	
1602	tolerable practically non-alcoholic squat prussian cathouse with a fly in it	1	good	
1603	hand-crafted high-proof Mae West with a fly in it	10	EPIC	
1604	mixed astronaut ice-cream	1		Last Available: "2006-05"
1605	delectable catalyst	0		
1606	boiled lime green ultimate wad	1		Effect: "Savage Beast Inside", Effect Duration: 15
1607	moist maroon libation of liveliness	0		Effect: "Crusty Head", Effect Duration: 68
1608	dry irradiated tumbling eyedrops of the ermine	0		Effect: "Disco Neuropathy", Effect Duration: 67
1609	corrupted liquefied perfume of prejudice	0		Effect: "Smoking like a Bandit", Effect Duration: 31
1610	triple-altered eyedrops of the ocelot	0		Effect: "Medieval Mage Mayhem", Effect Duration: 63
1611	unsweetened potent potion of potency	0		Effect: "Dreadful Chill", Effect Duration: 55
1612	dry ionized concentrated cordial of concentration	0		Effect: "Twinklebritches", Effect Duration: 69
1613	extremely unsafe coffin lid	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100
1614	satin shield of the ox	0		Muscle: +20
1615	Cerebral Cloche of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, cap 22", Last Available: "2006-06"
1616	Jeselnik's Cerebral Culottes	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 1xGhoul, cap 22", Last Available: "2006-06"
1617	double-paned Van der Graaf Cerebral Crossbow of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2006-06"
1618	ice stein	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1619	jittery munchies pill	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1620	homeopathic healing powder	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1621	astral badger	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-06"
1622	non-improved blurry astral mushroom	0		Effect: "Powdered", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2006-06"
1623	badger badge	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1624	pickled cyan blue-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "There Wolf", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2006-06"
1625	Vulcanized gray green-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Meadulla Oblongota", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2006-06"
1626	nitrogenated aerosolized orange-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Big", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2006-06"
1627	super-wet non-dry olive purple-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Spiritually Awake", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2006-06"
1628	warmed pink-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Human-Elemental Hybrid", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2006-06"
1629	double-paned raspberry beret	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 2xLep, cap 12"
1630	ghostly pixel shield of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100
1631	beer cartilage	0		
1632	Spanish fly trap	0		
1633	Spanish fly	0		
1634	acceptable watered-down around the world	2	good	
1635	tumbling scrumdiddlyumptious solution	0		
1636	Toddler-sized Dragon Costume	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +5, Softcore Only
1637	ionized alkaline lotion of hotness	0		Effect: "Flimsy Shield of the Pastalord", Effect Duration: 45
1638	pressed liquefied quadruple-ionized maroon lotion of coldness	0		Effect: "Seeing Colors", Effect Duration: 34
1639	nitrogenated blurry lotion of spookiness	0		Effect: "Larger", Effect Duration: 34
1640	ionized lotion of stench	0		Effect: "Mercenary", Effect Duration: 14
1641	non-adjusted Vulcanized jittery lotion of sleaziness	0		Effect: "Stevedave's Shanty of Superiority", Effect Duration: 28
1642	acceptable high-proof Grimacite Bock	8	good	Last Available: "2008-11"
1643	small tasty skewed wedge of gray cheese	2	awesome	Last Available: "2008-11"
1644	hot and sauce	0		
1645	pulsating and sauce	0		
1646	and sauce	0		
1647	stench and sauce	0		
1648	bouncing sleazy and sauce	0		
1649	tumbling brick	0		Free Pull
1650	milk of magnesium	0		
1651	spoiled bouncing foie gras	3	crappy	
1652	corrupted tarnished candy brain	0		Effect: "Curse of the Black Pearl Onion", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2020-09"
1653	wobbly flame-retardant ribald wholesome jewel-eyed wizard hat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Magic Missile", Familiar Effect: "atk, 5xVolley, 5xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2006-07"
1654	wad of Crovacite of the storm of the businessman	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Meat Drop: +50
1655	red gravedigger's fortified collar	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Spooky Damage: +10
1656	White Citadel Satisfaction Satchel	0		
1657	narrow twirling shaking onion shurikens	0		
1658	Cherry Cloaca Cola	0		
1659	Diet Cloaca Cola	0		
1660	maroon shaking Regular Cloaca Cola	0		
1661	Radio KoL Keychain of the ox	0		Muscle: +20
1662	upside-down Radio KoL Antenna Ball of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20
1663	smooth Radio KoL Flashlight	0		Moxie: +15
1664	narrow Radio KoL Maracas of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100
1665	tumbling lion tamer's Radio KoL Bottle Opener	0		Experience (familiar): +2
1666	maroon Fonzie's Radio KoL Patch	0		Experience (Moxie): +1
1667	Jim Carey's Cat-Herding Prod	0		Monster Level: +25
1668	star boomerang of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25
1669	inspector's star stiletto	0		Item Drop: +15
1670	fraudwort	0		
1671	shysterweed	0		
1672	skewed bouncing swindleblossom	0		
1673	dog trainer's experienced grave robbing shovel	0		Experience: +2, Experience (familiar): +1
1674	twirling Samson's superhero mask	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1xFairy, cap 2"
1675	purple ore	0		
1676	bouncing styrofoam ore	0		
1677	pulsating narrow bubblewrap ore	0		
1678	pet rock "Groucho" disguise	0		Familiar Weight: +11, Equips On: "Pet Rock | Toothsome Rock | Bulky Buddy Box | Holiday Log", Last Available: "2011-12"
1679	supercharged supercool sword	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +30
1680	wool chilly staff	0		Cold Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +1
1681	double-paned coward's bubblewrap sword	0		Monster Level: -20, Cold Resistance: +5
1682	Annie Oakley's occult bubblewrap staff	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +20
1683	narrow flame-wreathed quilted bubblewrap crossbow	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Hot Spell Damage: +10
1684	styrofoam sword of the scaredy-cat of mayonnaise	0		Monster Level: -15, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
1685	deadly styrofoam staff of the businessman	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +50
1686	veiny styrofoam crossbow of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +10
1687	jittery Platinum Yendorian Express Card	0		
1688	careful manspreader's crossbow	0		Monster Level: 0
1689	narrow wholesome ribbon	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2006-07"
1690	nippy veiny discarded bottlecap	0		Maximum HP: +10, Cold Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 38"
1691	baleful discarded torn-up glove of Calamity Jane	0		Spell Damage: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 0.5xPotato, cap 38"
1692	anodized green salamander slurry	0		Effect: "Libra Rising", Effect Duration: 65
1693	pickled quadruple-ionized eyedrops of newt	0		Effect: "All Blued Up", Effect Duration: 46
1694	deionized dry Frogade	0		Effect: "Pharmaceutically Cool", Effect Duration: 49
1695	adjusted jittery papotion of papower	0		Effect: "Thunderspell", Effect Duration: 33
1696	gigantic adequate royal jelly taco	8	good	
1697	half-sized delicious tofu taco	2	awesome	
1698	adequate snack-sized jumping bean taco	2	good	
1699	decent fancy fuchsia catgut taco	3	good	Effect: "Chunky", Effect Duration: 15
1700	moldy snack-sized goat cheese taco	2	crappy	
1701	big normal green pr0n taco	5	good	
1702	triple-improved liquefied alphabet gum	0		Effect: "Prince of Seaside Town", Effect Duration: 34
1703	Comma Chameleon egg	0		Free Pull
1704	shingle	0		
1705	flaregun	0		
1706	maroon censurious smartaleck's boxer's sword	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Moxie Percent: +30, Sleaze Resistance: +3
1707	jittery ruddy strapping flypaper staff of the dark arts	0		Muscle: +5, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP Percent: +40
1708	auspicious grease gun of the scaredy-cat of courage	0		Monster Level: -15, Spooky Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +10
1709	Tesla baleful sword of static of terror	0		Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
1710	jittery lard-coated chaotic educational wiffle-flail	0		Experience: +1, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
1711	rock-hard bubble bauble bow of the ox of Leguizamo	0		Muscle: +20, Damage Reduction: 5, Monster Level: +20
1712	sage weightlifter's Frost™ brand sword of the early riser	0		Muscle: +15, Mysticality Percent: +10, Adventures: +7
1713	family-friendly squeaky staff of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +1
1714	zippy medical-grade can cannon of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Initiative: +20, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
1715	double-paned starchy sword	0		Cold Resistance: +5
1716	starchy staff of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3
1717	jittery hardened starchy crossbow	0		Damage Reduction: 3
1718	blue mirror dangerous cool pestoblade	0		Moxie: +5, Weapon Damage: +10
1719	wicked poutine pole	0		Spell Damage: +5, Item Drop: +5
1720	bouncing clever curdflinger of the detective	0		Maximum MP: +20, Item Drop: +20
1721	friendly muculent machete of the boozehound	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Booze Drop: +100
1722	resourceful dance instructor's glistening staff	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum MP: +50
1723	zippy vibrating repeating crossbow	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Initiative: +20
1725	bigger stick	0		
1726	sinewy crossbow string	0		
1727	sturdy sword hilt	0		
1728	veiny dense meat sword	0		Maximum HP: +10
1729	Oprah's dense meat staff	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50
1730	dense meat crossbow of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25
1731	bouncing narrow Sherlock's scorching dog trainer's Spirit Precipice	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Hot Damage: +25, Item Drop: +25
1732	Sherlock's crafty personal trainer's smoldering staff	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum MP: +10, Item Drop: +25
1733	knitted beefcake's hot cross bow of the dark arts	0		Muscle: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Cold Resistance: +3
1734	sword behind inappropriate prepositions of extreme caution of mayonnaise	0		Monster Level: -25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Alters Page Text
1735	blurry chilly rosy-cheeked meatspout staff of the overflowing toilet	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Cold Damage: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +50
1736	shaking Temple Grandin's coward's Herculean carob cannon	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Monster Level: -20, Familiar Weight: +7
1737	jittery energetic dance instructor's shuddersword of mayonnaise	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
1738	squat inspector's frosty chilly hairy staff	0		Cold Damage: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +15
1739	scorching padded stylish projectile icemaker	0		Moxie: +25, Damage Absorption: +20, Hot Damage: +25
1740	avaricious MacGyver's savvy buffalo blade	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +100, Meat Drop: +30
1741	green wholesome cheesestick of chilblains	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +25
1742	Jack Frost's healthy potato pistol	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +50
1743	up-at-dawn savory sword	0		Adventures: +5
1744	pulsating flame-wreathed savory staff	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10
1745	ghostly Jim Carey's savory crossbow	0		Monster Level: +25
1746	coward's vibrating Super Magic Power Sword X of incineration	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Monster Level: -20, Hot Spell Damage: +50
1747	slick soylent staff	0		Moxie: +10, Item Drop: +5
1748	brainy goulauncher of the detective	0		Mysticality: +5, Item Drop: +20
1749	defective skull	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1750	pulsating lion tamer's Gnollish pie server	0		Experience (familiar): +2
1751	quilted Gnollish slotted spoon	0		Damage Absorption: +40
1752	blurry skewed baleful Knob Goblin spatula	0		Spell Damage: +25
1753	wool jack flapper	0		Cold Resistance: +1
1754	deadly filthy pestle	0		Weapon Damage: +5
1755	clever Knob Goblin melon baller	0		Maximum MP: +20
1756	narrow huge spoon of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100
1757	energetic pizza cutter	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20
1758	extremely unsafe star spatula	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100
1759	friendly foon of fulmination of the early riser	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Adventures: +7
1760	twirling miser's foon of frigidity of the early riser	0		Meat Drop: +10, Adventures: +7
1761	foon of foulness of vim and vigor of mayonnaise	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
1762	sinister foon of fearfulness of bravery	0		Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5
1763	mirror aromatic banded foon of fleshiness	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Stench Resistance: +1
1764	Spookyraven library key	0		
1765	Spookyraven gallery key	0		
1766	Spookyraven ballroom key	0		
1767	pack of chewing gum	0		
1768	skewed Gnomish toolbox	0		
1769	adequate wobbly fricasseed brains	3	good	
1770	super-sized decent brains casserole	5	good	
1771	chaotic butcherknife	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10
1772	jittery chaotic corn holder	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10
1773	zippy eggbeater	0		Initiative: +20
1774	boozy drinkable fuchsia bottle of popskull	5	good	
1775	dishrag of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100
1776	stale stale baguette	3	decent	
1777	leftovers of indeterminate origin	0		
1778	delicious dinner	3	awesome	
1779	shaking spinning fireproof katana	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Synergetic
1780	fortified ram stick	0		Damage Absorption: +60
1781	toasty enchantlers	0		Hot Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xLep, cap 28"
1782	narrow Temple Grandin's sage ram-battering staff	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +7
1783	rotten crazy Turkish delight	4	crappy	
1784	Snow Queen Crown of the blizzard of terror	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xGhuol, cap 28"
1785	ghostly manspreader's Samson's ga-ga radio of horror	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Monster Level: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25
1786	six pack of Mountain Stream	0		
1787	anodized upside-down jittery bag of Cheat-Os	0		Effect: "Become Superficially interested", Effect Duration: 50
1788	unrefined Mountain Stream syrup	0		
1789	Mob Penguin	0		
1790	hand-crafted Ram's Face Lager	4	EPIC	
1791	ram horns	0		
1792	shaking crafty boxer's Travoltan trousers of Tarzan	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum MP: +10, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xLep, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2006-09", Moxie May Control MP
1793	mirror rosewater-soaked pool cue of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Stench Resistance: +3
1794	tarnished triple-cold-filtered handful of hand chalk	0		Effect: "Cold-Blooded Warm Fuzzies", Effect Duration: 44
1795	deadly Counterclockwise Watch	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
1796	bone collar	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1797	squat misshapen animal skeleton	0		
1798	pile of animal bones	0		
1799	blue narrow animal skull	0		
1800	animal cranium	0		
1801	animal jawbone	0		
1802	first cervical vertebra	0		
1803	second cervical vertebra	0		
1804	third cervical vertebra	0		
1805	fourth cervical vertebra	0		
1806	fifth cervical vertebra	0		
1807	sixth cervical vertebra	0		
1808	blurry seventh cervical vertebra	0		
1809	first thoracic vertebra	0		
1810	second thoracic vertebra	0		
1811	third thoracic vertebra	0		
1812	shaking fourth thoracic vertebra	0		
1813	fifth thoracic vertebra	0		
1814	shaking lime green sixth thoracic vertebra	0		
1815	seventh thoracic vertebra	0		
1816	eighth thoracic vertebra	0		
1817	ninth thoracic vertebra	0		
1818	bouncing upside-down tenth thoracic vertebra	0		
1819	huge eleventh thoracic vertebra	0		
1820	pulsating twelfth thoracic vertebra	0		
1821	shaking first lumbar vertebra	0		
1822	second lumbar vertebra	0		
1823	wobbly third lumbar vertebra	0		
1824	huge fourth lumbar vertebra	0		
1825	fifth lumbar vertebra	0		
1826	purple sixth lumbar vertebra	0		
1827	mirror shaking seventh lumbar vertebra	0		
1828	sacral vertebrae	0		
1829	spinning first caudal vertebra	0		
1830	skewed blue second caudal vertebra	0		
1831	squat third caudal vertebra	0		
1832	spinning fourth caudal vertebra	0		
1833	fifth caudal vertebra	0		
1834	sixth caudal vertebra	0		
1835	seventh caudal vertebra	0		
1836	eighth caudal vertebra	0		
1837	ninth caudal vertebra	0		
1838	tenth caudal vertebra	0		
1839	left first rib	0		
1840	left second rib	0		
1841	left third rib	0		
1842	huge left fourth rib	0		
1843	left fifth rib	0		
1844	huge left sixth rib	0		
1845	left seventh rib	0		
1846	left eighth rib	0		
1847	left ninth rib	0		
1848	squat mirror left tenth rib	0		
1849	left eleventh rib	0		
1850	blurry left twelfth rib	0		
1851	bouncing spinning right first rib	0		
1852	green blinking huge right second rib	0		
1853	right third rib	0		
1854	jittery right fourth rib	0		
1855	right fifth rib	0		
1856	twirling twirling right sixth rib	0		
1857	right seventh rib	0		
1858	right eighth rib	0		
1859	right ninth rib	0		
1860	right tenth rib	0		
1861	right eleventh rib	0		
1862	right twelfth rib	0		
1863	animal pelvis	0		
1864	left scapula	0		
1865	right scapula	0		
1866	blue blurry left clavicle	0		
1867	squat tumbling right clavicle	0		
1868	blue left humerus	0		
1869	tumbling right humerus	0		
1870	left radius	0		
1871	right radius	0		
1872	left ulna	0		
1873	right ulna	0		
1874	fuchsia left femur	0		
1875	blurry right femur	0		
1876	left tibia	0		
1877	jittery right tibia	0		
1878	left fibula	0		
1879	right fibula	0		
1880	left kneecap	0		
1881	teal right kneecap	0		
1882	left first front claw	0		
1883	yellow left second front claw	0		
1884	left third front claw	0		
1885	cyan left fourth front claw	0		
1886	right first front claw	0		
1887	right second front claw	0		
1888	right third front claw	0		
1889	right fourth front claw	0		
1890	left thumb	0		
1891	pulsating right thumb	0		
1892	left first rear claw	0		
1893	left second rear claw	0		
1894	left third rear claw	0		
1895	narrow bouncing left fourth rear claw	0		
1896	right first rear claw	0		
1897	right second rear claw	0		
1898	right third rear claw	0		
1899	right fourth rear claw	0		
1900	hale 1-ball	0		Maximum HP: +20
1901	tumbling toasty thinker's 2-ball	0		Mysticality: +10, Hot Damage: +5
1902	prompt deadly 3-ball	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Adventures: +3
1903	green scorching fortified 4-ball	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Hot Damage: +25
1904	banded 5-ball of mayonnaise	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
1905	blue nippy mansplainer's 6-ball	0		Monster Level: +15, Cold Damage: +10
1906	wobbly Usain Bolt's 7-ball	0		Initiative: +80
1907	8-ball	0		
1910	baleful clockwork sword of terror of the glutton	0		Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Food Drop: +100
1911	Oprah's steel-toed clockwork staff of the glutton	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Food Drop: +100
1912	blinking coward's ruddy clockwork crossbow of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Monster Level: -20
1913	cyan clockwork handle	0		
1914	squat wobbly clockwork rod	0		
1915	lime green clockwork shank	0		
1916	Lord Spookyraven's spectacles	0		
1917	wallet	0		
1918	coin purse	0		
1919	spinning olive English to A. F. U. E. Dictionary	0		
1920	bizarre illegible sheet music	0		
1921	frosty wakizashi	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Synergetic
1922	gob of wet hair	0		
1923	roll of toilet paper	0		Free Pull
1924	shaking upside-down tattered wolf standard	0		
1925	skewed tattered snake standard	0		
1926	cyan shaking KoL Con 3-D Glasses	0		Familiar Effect: "8xLep, 1xFairy, cap 2"
1927	scary death orb	0		
1928	lime green tuning fork	0		
1929	greaves of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr"
1930	Jeselnik's smartaleck's helmet	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Sleaze Damage: +25, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 0.5xFairy"
1931	foul-smelling weightlifter's spear	0		Muscle: +15, Stench Damage: +10, Breakable
1932	ruddy shield	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Breakable
1933	wobbly double-paned pitchfork	0		Cold Resistance: +5
1934	Tesla broken sword	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
1935	brainy snarling wolf shield	0		Mysticality: +5, Synergetic
1936	baleful lupine sword	0		Spell Damage: +25, Synergetic
1937	scorching snake shield	0		Hot Damage: +25, Synergetic
1938	sage serpentine sword	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Synergetic
1939	grouchy restless spirit	0		
1940	maroon lion tamer's experienced thinker's 9-ball	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience: +2, Experience (familiar): +2
1941	squat Sherlock's slick seal pendant	0		Moxie: +10, Item Drop: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip
1942	ghostly savvy turtle brooch of chilblains	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +25, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Single Equip
1943	blue Jack Frost's noodle ring of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip
1944	blinking lard-coated studded saucepan earring	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Sauceror", Single Equip
1945	pulsating electrified wizardly disco ball pendant	0		Mysticality: +25, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip
1946	Temple Grandin's rosy-cheeked accordion pin	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Familiar Weight: +7, Class: "Accordion Thief", Single Equip
1947	shaking ruddy Samson's worn tophat	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 31"
1948	beefy tap shoes of chilblains	0		Muscle: +10, Cold Damage: +25, Single Equip
1949	stale Manetwich	4	decent	
1950	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	0		
1951	artisanal enchanted bottle of Pinot Renoir	3	EPIC	Effect: "Educated (Kinda)", Effect Duration: 40
1952	miniature bland squat desiccated apricot	2	decent	
1953	mediocre triple-distilled flute of flat champagne	10	decent	
1954	delicious miniature dehydrated caviar	2	awesome	
1955	cyan styrofoam peanuts	0		
1956	hand-crafted distilled snifter of thoroughly aged brandy	5	EPIC	
1957	quill pen	0		
1958	inkwell	0		
1959	tattered scrap of paper	0		
1960	scroll of forbidden unspeakable evil	0		
1961	can of Binarrrca	0		Free Pull, Effect: "Talking Like a Pirate", Effect Duration: 50
1962	unsweetened polymerized triple-frozen Bit O' Ectoplasm	0		Effect: "Towering Strength", Effect Duration: 22
1963	upside-down dance card	0		
1964	chaotic opera mask	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr, cap 2"
1965	mirror spinning bouncing bottle of Monsieur Bubble	0		
1966	perfumed Amulet of Yendor of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
1967	jitterbug larva	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2007-10"
1968	bottle of perfume	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1969	maroon narrow spoon!	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1970	blurry nervous tick egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2007-10"
1971	plastic pumpkin bucket	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +13, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-10", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.35
1972	cyan prompt frosty shrimp fork	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +3
1973	half of a memo	0		
1974	cocoabo	0		
1975	baby gravy fairy	0		
1976	gravy fairy	0		
1977	gravy fairy	0		
1978	gravy fairy	0		
1979	gravy fairy	0		
1980	sleazy gravy fairy	0		
1981	astral badger	0		
1982	MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	0		
1983	purple hand turkey	0		
1984	snowy owl	0		
1985	yellow scary death orb	0		
1986	mind flayer	0		
1987	pulsating undead elbow macaroni	0		
1988	angry cow	0		
1989	mirror Cheshire bitten	0		
1990	yo-yo	0		
1991	rubber WWJD? bracelet	0		
1992	mirror rubber WWBD? bracelet	0		
1993	bouncing rubber WWSPD? bracelet	0		
1994	rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	0		
1995	bouncing heart necklace	0		Free Pull
1996	right half of a heart necklace	0		
1997	shaking left half of a heart necklace	0		
1998	pack of KWE trading card	0		
1999	stick of "gum"	0		
2000	tumbling Das Überkühlraum trading card	0		
2001	Vaso De Agua trading card	0		
2002	The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	0		
2003	narrow Thorny Toad trading card	0		
2004	tumbling teal Chori Zo trading card	0		
2005	Morbidda trading card	0		
2006	Poison Oak trading card	0		
2007	skewed Princess Rutabaga trading card	0		
2008	upside-down Roo trading card	0		
2009	huge blurry Woldo trading card	0		
2010	The Snake trading card	0		
2011	Nayztameetjoo trading card	0		
2012	Arrrmetia trading card	0		
2013	Serenity trading card	0		
2014	Inndya trading card	0		
2015	skewed Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	0		
2016	diamond necklace	0		
2017	spade necklace	0		
2018	club necklace	0		
2019	cream pie	0		Free Pull
2020	decent miniature twirling cherry pie	2	good	
2021	decent ghostly tumbling strawberry pie	4	good	
2022	super-sized adequate lemon meringue pie	5	good	
2023	shaking Genalen™ Bottle	1	good	
2024	low-calorie moldy mixed wildflower greens	1	crappy	
2025	spoiled snack-sized handful of walnuts	2	crappy	
2026	spoiled nutty organic salad	4	crappy	
2027	flavorless small super salad	2	decent	
2028	bland tofu wonton	3	decent	
2029	bouncing hippy protest button	0		Single Equip, Thorns: 1
2030	blue Jeselnik's crafty Lockenstock™ sandals	0		Maximum MP: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip
2031	twirling sizzling didgeridooka	0		Hot Damage: +10
2032	narrow frosty bullet-proof corduroys of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xBarrr, cap 42"
2033	double-paned round sunglasses	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip
2034	fuchsia studded wicker shield	0		Damage Absorption: +80
2035	Marquis de Poivre soda	0		
2036	corrupted unsweetened cyan radium-flavored potato chips	0		Effect: "Aloofah", Effect Duration: 60
2037	altered wintergreen-flavored potato chips	0		Effect: "You're High as a Crow, Marty", Effect Duration: 18
2038	double-chilled ionized pulsating huge ennui-flavored potato chips	0		Effect: "Tremella Tremens", Effect Duration: 54
2039	x-ray specs	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2040	twirling patchouli oil bomb	0		
2041	ferret bait	0		
2042	exploding hacky-sack	0		
2043	teal hemp net	0		
2044	skewed your father's MacGuffin diary	0		
2045	tasty thick brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	5	awesome	
2046	flavorless twirling frat brats	3	decent	
2047	snack-sized toothsome knob ka-bobs	2	awesome	
2049	acceptable pulsating can of Swiller	3	good	
2050	broken wings	0		
2051	jittery sunken eyes	0		
2052	reassembled blackbird	0		
2053	bust of Pallas	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2054	tumbling squat market map	0		
2055	snake skin	0		
2056	ionized colloidal adder bladder	0		Effect: "Oh Snap", Effect Duration: 39
2057	pension check	0		
2058	green twirling picnic basket	0		
2059	extra-boiled green Black No. 2	0		Effect: "Crimbo Flavor", Effect Duration: 41
2060	mansplainer's MacGyver's sword	0		Maximum MP: +100, Monster Level: +15
2061	miser's helmet	0		Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 40"
2062	wicked shield of Gandalf	0		Spell Damage: +5, Spell Critical Percent: +20
2063	rotten thick blackberry	5	crappy	
2064	forged identification documents	0		
2065	yellow blurry PADL Phone	0		
2066	asbestos-lined Annie Oakley's kick-ass kicks	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip
2067	upside-down sake bomb	0		
2068	jittery olive tequila grenade	0		
2069	Rosewater's beer helmet	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "0.5xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 42"
2070	chaotic educational distressed denim pants	0		Experience: +1, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato, cap 42"
2071	rock-hard perforated battle paddle	0		Damage Reduction: 5
2072	jittery Jim Carey's baleful flashing novelty button	0		Spell Damage: +25, Monster Level: +25
2073	beefcake's glowstick of the cheetah	0		Muscle: +25, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2006-10", Raveosity: +1
2074	yellow boxer's anniversary chutney sculpture	0		Muscle Percent: +10
2075	skewed spandex anniversary shorts of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Familiar Effect: "5xVolley, 10xLep, cap 2"
2076	ruddy jar of anniversary jam	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40
2077	wobbly flame-wreathed bucket of anniversary lard	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10
2078	padded anniversary concrete fedora	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Familiar Effect: "5xVolley, 5xLep, cap 2"
2079	wool Jack Frost's makeshift turban	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +1, Blind, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 25"
2080	jittery sizzling makeshift cape	0		Hot Damage: +10
2081	makeshift skirt of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 25"
2082	toothbrush	0		
2083	makeshift crane	0		
2084	can of starch	0		
2085	dehydrated purple ghostly bottle of ultravitamins	1		Effect: "Adorable Lookout", Effect Duration: 40
2086	twisted blurry lime green bottle of cough syrup	1		Effect: "Seriously Mutated", Effect Duration: 50
2087	twisted maroon upside-down wobbly tube of hair oil	1		Effect: "Puddingface", Effect Duration: 20
2088	extra-dry non-energized Daffy Taffy	0		Effect: "Disco State of Mind", Effect Duration: 30
2089	mirror Crimboween memo	0		Last Available: "2006-10"
2090	ribald frightening baleful deadly pilgrim shield of the early riser	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +10, Adventures: +7, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-11"
2091	bath salts	0		
2092	green spinning hand mirror	0		
2093	vibrating hors d'oeuvre tray	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10
2094	snack-sized adequate ballroom blintz	2	good	
2095	towel	0		
2096	compressed guy made of bee pollen	1		
2097	medical-grade 17-ball	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
2098	squat filthy lucre	0		
2099	bouncing hobo gristle	0		
2100	shredded can label	0		
2101	bloodstained briquette	0		
2102	greasy dreadlock	0		
2103	vial of pirate sweat	0		
2104	empty aftershave bottle	0		
2105	coal button	0		
2106	burned-out arcanodiode	0		
2107	non-Euclidean hoof	0		
2108	rock	0		
2109	stringy sinew	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2110	pulsating stick	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2111	tooth	0		
2112	pulsating leaf	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2113	spinning wheel of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2006-12"
2114	shaking purple upside-down yo	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2115	baleful prehistoric spear	0		Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2006-12"
2116	stick-on-a-string	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2117	sage beefy fire	0		Muscle: +10, Mysticality Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 2", Last Available: "2023-09"
2118	leaf tube	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2119	lit cigar	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2120	mirror jittery Grateful Undead T-shirt of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3
2121	Jim Carey's ASCII shirt	0		Monster Level: +25
2122	skewed pulsating personal trainer's safety vest of the early riser	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Adventures: +7
2123	brawny eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	0		Muscle Percent: +20
2125	pulsating grievous Ye Olde Navy Fleece	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50
2126	fireproof Van der Graaf bronze breastplate	0		Hot Resistance: +3, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
2127	Jack Frost's forbidden hat hacker T-shirt	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +50
2128	vampire collar	0		Single Equip
2129	wobbly possessed top	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
2130	wholesome killer rag doll	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2006-12"
2131	blinking tree-eating kite	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2132	mirror hale incredibly marionette	0		Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2006-12"
2133	twirling dress ball	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
2134	mad scientist's sock monkey of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2006-12"
2135	alien blob	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2136	baleful brainy vampire duck-on-a-string	0		Mysticality: +5, Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2006-12"
2137	toasty toy crazy train	0		Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12"
2138	razor-tipped yo-yo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
2139	toy mercenary	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2140	length of string	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2141	toy wheel	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2142	block	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2143	felt	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2144	tumbling evil googly eye	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2145	pulsating stuffing	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2146	evil teddy bear	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2147	evil teddy bear sewing kit	0		
2148	toothsome rock	0		
2149	normal thick frank	5	good	Last Available: "2011-12"
2150	stale ghostly plate of franks and beans	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-12"
2151	smooth watered-down shot of blackberry schnapps	2	awesome	
2152	capacitor relay	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2153	carbon nanotube frame	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2154	pulsating ion grid	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2155	Feynman gate	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2156	logic synthesizer	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2157	twirling cyan high-resistance ultrapolymer plating	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2158	servomechanical torsion facilitator	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2159	quantum polarity inducer	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2160	red bi-lateral logic compressor	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2161	computronic processing unit	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2162	reverse-oscillating klystron	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2163	narrow sub-molecular interocitor	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2164	recursive spline reticulator	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2165	upside-down mirror atomic vector plotter	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2166	ion-pulse modulation stabilizer	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2167	skewed hyperbolic plasma focuser	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2168	blue spinning Sinatra's toy ray gun of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience (Moxie): +5, Last Available: "2006-12"
2169	narrow narrow curative Newton's toy space helmet	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 43", Last Available: "2006-12"
2170	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.3
2171	Annie Oakley's smartaleck's astronaut pants	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1.5xPotato, cap 43", Last Available: "2006-12"
2172	tumbling toy jet pack of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2006-12"
2173	huge pulsating triangular stone	0		
2174	wobbly mossy stone sphere	0		
2175	smooth stone sphere	0		
2176	cracked stone sphere	0		
2177	rough stone sphere	0		
2178	obsidian dagger of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3
2179	archaeologist's notebook	0		
2180	amulet	0		
2181	blinking gray chocolate lump	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2182	Harold's hammer head	0		
2183	spinning Harold's hammer handle	0		
2184	Harold's hammer	0		
2185	spinning Kiss the Knob apron of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25
2186	blue upside-down unlit birthday cake	0		
2187	lit birthday cake	0		
2188	flask of peppermint oil	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2006-12"
2189	watered-down tolerable flask of peppermint schnapps	2	good	Last Available: "2006-12"
2190	yuletide troll chrysalis	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-12"
2191	book of carols	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2192	sheet music	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2193	super-sized flavorless candy stake	5	decent	Last Available: "2006-12"
2194	acceptable practically non-alcoholic eggnog	1	good	Last Available: "2006-12"
2195	decent unspeakable fruitcake	3	good	Last Available: "2006-12"
2196	spoiled gingerbread horror	3	crappy	Last Available: "2006-12"
2197	triple-liquefied oxidized shaking but probably evil chocolate	0		Effect: "Milk Studly", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2006-12"
2198	normal bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	3	good	Effect: "Bells in the Batfry", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2023-06"
2199	big spoiled skull-shaped Crimboween cookie	5	crappy	Effect: "Carol of the Bones", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
2200	massive decent blurry tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	9	good	Effect: "Crimbo Epiphany", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
2201	pulsating plastic gift-wrapping vampire of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2006-12"
2202	jittery plastic yuletide troll of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2006-12"
2203	plastic skeletal reindeer of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12"
2204	green squat smelly plastic Crimboween pentagram	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12"
2205	reassuring plastic Scream Queen	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2006-12"
2206	time sleigh	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-12"
2207	resourceful Crimbo tiki necklace	0		Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2006-12"
2208	Oprah's bobble-hip hula elf doll of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: 90, Last Available: "2006-12"
2209	huge greasy Crimbo ukulele	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2006-12"
2210	upside-down prompt dangerous Tiki lighter	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2006-12", Stat Tuning: "Moxie"
2211	ghostly rosewater-soaked deck of tropical cards of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2006-12", Stat Tuning: "Mysticality"
2212	knitted energetic tropical paperweight	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2006-12", Stat Tuning: "Muscle"
2213	tropical Crimbo pressie	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2214	tropical wrapping paper	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2215	personal trainer's Tropical Crimbo Hat	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2006-12"
2216	squat Tropical Crimbo Shorts of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul", Last Available: "2006-12"
2217	delicious super ka-bob	3	awesome	
2218	moldy huge beer basted brat	3	crappy	
2219	Tropical Crimbo Sword of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2006-12"
2220	adjusted adjusted shaking and Crimboween candy	0		Effect: "Berry Experiential", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2020-09"
2221	narrow Great Ball of Frozen Fire	0		Last Available: "2007-01"
2222	spinning dance instructor's liar's pants of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cold atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2007-01"
2223	careful curative juggler's balls	0		Monster Level: -10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2224	strapping pink shirt	0		Muscle: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2225	familiar doppelgänger	0		Monster Level: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2226	huge dangerous smooth evil eyeball pendant	0		Moxie: +15, Weapon Damage: +10, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2227	cold-filtered shaking arse-a'fire elixir	0		Effect: "You're Not Cooking", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2007-01"
2228	dry nitrogenated cosmic lemonade	0		Effect: "Rat-Faced", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2007-01"
2229	polarized frozen yellow toad horn	0		Effect: "Mistified", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2007-01"
2230	icicle katana	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2231	mote	0		
2232	wobbly smudged alchemical recipe	0		
2233	bow tie of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Clowniness: 75
2234	calavera concertina of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Song Duration: 7
2235	fuchsia bouncing avaricious banded ratarang	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Meat Drop: +30
2236	Vulcanized teal jittery turtle pheromones	0		Effect: "Antsy in your Pantsy", Effect Duration: 56
2237	fuchsia pygmy blowgun	0		
2238	dog trainer's pygmy nose-bone	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Single Equip
2239	Sinatra's sage bad voodoo mask	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience (Moxie): +5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 40"
2240	gray bottle of alcohol	0		
2241	smartaleck's pygmy spear	0		Moxie Percent: +30
2242	altered pygmy pygment	0		Effect: "Little Mouse Skull Buddy", Effect Duration: 52
2243	sharpshooter's crafty headhunter necktie	0		Maximum MP: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Single Equip
2244	greedy Tesla pointed stick	0		Meat Drop: +20, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
2245	mirror spinning flame-retardant knobby helmet turtle	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xFairy, cap 5"
2246	knobby kneepads of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50
2247	blinking healthy sewer turtle	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20
2248	coward's razor-sharp sebaceous shield	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Monster Level: -20
2249	pulsating family-friendly skeletortoise	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 2xFairy, cap 7"
2251	fuchsia bouncing Newton's box turtle	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3
2252	squat ruddy box turtle	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40
2253	mirror brawny bottlecap turtle of Flo-Jo	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Initiative: +100
2254	chaotic bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban of extreme caution of horror	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Monster Level: -25, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xLep, cap 17"
2255	hardy furry turtle	0		Maximum HP: +50, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 2xFairy, cap 11"
2256	dangerous furry earmuffs	0		Weapon Damage: +10
2257	smartaleck's reinforced furry underpants of incineration	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Hot Spell Damage: +50
2258	shaking "I Love Me, Vol. I"	0		
2259	photograph of God	0		
2260	hard rock candy	0		
2261	hard-boiled ostrich egg	0		
2262	bird rib	0		
2263	blue blurry lion oil	0		
2264	normal huge spinning stunt nuts	3	good	
2265	bite-sized flavorless blurry wet stew	1	decent	
2266	wet stunt nut stew	0		
2267	Mega Gem	0		
2268	ruddy Staff of Fats	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40
2269	delicious sausage wonton	4	awesome	
2270	upside-down studded belt of mayonnaise	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
2271	tolerable bottle of Merlot	3	good	
2272	fancy high-proof lousy skewed blinking bottle of Port	9	decent	Effect: "Bestial Sympathy", Effect Duration: 20
2273	practically non-alcoholic drinkable bottle of Pinot Noir	1	good	
2274	practically non-alcoholic hand-crafted huge bottle of Zinfandel	1	EPIC	
2275	mediocre extra-dry bottle of Marsala	5	decent	
2276	fancy hand-crafted blinking bottle of Muscat	3	EPIC	Effect: "Memories of Puppy Love", Effect Duration: 50
2277	jittery Fernswarthy's key	0		
2278	squat Fernswarthy's letter	0		
2279	ghostly ghostly green book	0		
2280	Manual of Labor	0		
2281	Manual of Transmission	0		
2282	Manual of Dexterity	0		
2283	rosy-cheeked seal-skull helmet	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
2284	petrified noodles	0		
2285	chisel	0		
2286	twirling teal Eye of Ed	0		
2287	smelly electrified glowstick	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2007-01", Raveosity: +1
2288	shaking encoder ring	0		Single Equip
2289	squat paperclip	0		
2290	wobbly upside-down really house	0		
2291	Non-Essential Amulet	0		
2292	wine vinaigrette	0		
2293	cup of strong herbal tea	0		
2294	Curiously Shiny Ancient Evil-Bashing Axe	0		
2295	marinated stakes	0		
2296	blinking knob butter	0		
2297	squat vial of ectoplasm	0		
2298	boock of darck magicks	0		
2299	spinning EZ-Play Harmonica Book	0		
2300	fingerless hobo gloves	0		
2301	wobbly Chomsky's comic books	0		
2302	worm-riding hooks	0		
2303	Libram of Candy Heart Summoning	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12", Skill: "Summon Candy Heart"
2304	deionized candy heart	0		Effect: "Sucrose-Colored Glasses", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2007-02"
2305	pressed extra-activated pink candy heart	0		Effect: "Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2007-02"
2306	activated huge upside-down candy heart	0		Effect: "Human-Hippy Hybrid", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2007-02"
2307	altered adjusted pickled bouncing candy heart	0		Effect: "Slimily Sagacious", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2007-02"
2308	quantum pulsating candy heart	0		Effect: "Coated Arms", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2007-02"
2309	chilled mirror candy heart	0		Effect: "Comprehensively Nourished", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2007-02"
2310	candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2311	pink candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2312	ghostly candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2313	pulsating candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2314	jittery candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2315	candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2316	twirling broken carburetor	0		
2317	twirling bronze token	0		
2318	jittery bomb	0		
2319	tumbling carved wheel	0		
2320	worm-riding manual page	0		
2321	worm-riding manual page 2	0		
2322	worm-riding manual pages 3-15	0		
2323	wobbly purple headpiece of the Staff of Ed	0		
2324	purple Staff of Ed, almost	0		
2325	Staff of Ed	0		
2326	red stone rose	0		
2327	adjusted narrow can of paint	0		Effect: "Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin", Effect Duration: 47
2328	mirror drum machine	0		
2329	handful of confetti	0		
2330	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	0		
2331	maroon bouquet of circular saw blades	0		
2332	spoiled yellow Better Than Cuddling Cake	3	crappy	
2333	maroon tumbling huge ninja snowman	0		
2334	skewed Holy MacGuffin	0		
2335	cyan rubber WWBBDD? bracelet	0		
2336	squat ribald rock-hard pipe	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Sleaze Damage: +10
2337	horrifying reinforced beaded headband	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "0.5xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 42"
2338	bland red pudding	3	decent	Wiki Name: "black pudding (food)"
2339	drinkable jittery Blackfly Chardonnay	4	good	
2340	perfectly mixed shaking & tan	3	EPIC	
2341	red pepper	0		
2342	spoiled jumbo forest cake	5	crappy	
2343	fancy snack-sized decent forest ham	2	good	Effect: "Ten out of Ten", Effect Duration: 25
2344	dry filthworm hatchling scent gland	0		Effect: "Electrolit Up", Effect Duration: 44
2345	improved activated olive filthworm drone scent gland	0		Effect: "Ooh, Salty!", Effect Duration: 32
2346	magnetized deionized altered filthworm royal guard scent gland	0		Effect: "Flagrantly Fragrant", Effect Duration: 31
2347	heart of the filthworm queen	0		
2348	water pipe bomb	0		
2349	gas balloon	0		
2350	beer bomb	0		
2351	superamplified boom box	0		
2352	bouncing Usain Bolt's lion tamer's fire poi	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Initiative: +80
2353	double-paned bejeweled pledge pin	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip
2354	narrow communications windchimes	0		
2355	galvanized lime green henna face paint	0		Effect: "Frosty the Hitman", Effect Duration: 57
2356	improved extra-polymerized tube of dread wax	0		Effect: "Gleaming White Teeth", Effect Duration: 20
2357	huge coward's experienced Gaia beads	0		Experience: +2, Monster Level: -20
2358	purple pulsating pink clay bead	0		
2359	clay bead	0		
2360	clay bead	0		
2361	Van der Graaf grievous hippy medical kit	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
2362	horrifying Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Spooky Damage: +25
2363	gray occult Newton's longhaired hippy wig	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol"
2364	tumbling Zim Merman's guitar of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50
2365	hardy C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	0		Maximum HP: +50
2366	jittery steel-toed peel hat	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley"
2367	carbonated soy milk	0		
2368	MacGyver's hardened flowing hippy skirt	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum MP: +100, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xFairy, cap 45"
2369	bouncing filthy poultice	0		
2370	fuchsia natural fennel soda	0		
2371	smoke bomb	0		
2372	bunch of bananas	0		
2373	normal banana	4	good	
2374	twirling banana peel	0		
2375	adequate banana cream pie	3	good	
2376	bad spirit-forward banana daiquiri	5	decent	
2377	mediocre spirit-forward bungle in the jungle	5	decent	
2378	banana spritzer	0		
2379	corrupted banana smoothie	0		Effect: "Joy", Effect Duration: 51
2380	dandy lion cub	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2007-03"
2381	ghostly woolen cravat	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-03"
2382	class ring	0		
2383	class ring	0		
2384	class ring	0		
2385	tumbling bottle opener belt buckle	0		Single Equip, Damage Aura: 1
2386	ghostly bouncing cyan stiffened stylish keg shield	0		Moxie: +25, Damage Reduction: 1
2387	blinking curative finger	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
2388	weightlifter's war tongs of the blizzard	0		Muscle: +15, Cold Spell Damage: +25
2389	Monstar energy beverage	0		
2390	shaking censurious asbestos apron	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3
2391	rosy-cheeked beaten-up Chucks	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30
2392	foul-smelling natty ascot	0		Stench Damage: +10
2393	blurry greedy wreath of laurels of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "0.5xLep, 0.5xFairy"
2394	lime green aromatic Danglin' Chad's loincloth of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 0.5xVolley"
2395	tube sock of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
2396	mirror lime green chloroform rag	0		
2397	depantsing bomb	0		
2398	executive energy drink IV	0		Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip
2399	resourceful Elmley shades of mayonnaise	0		Maximum MP: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
2400	molotov cocktail cocktail	0		
2401	beer bong of Calamity Jane of the sewer	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Stench Damage: +25
2402	gauze garter	0		
2403	blinking barrel of gunpowder	0		
2404	jam band flyers	0		
2405	rock band flyers	0		
2406	huge Panda outfit	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +5
2407	green blurry pulsating pink bat eye	0		
2408	shaking worthless piece of glass	0		
2409	blurry billy idol	0		
2410	wobbly purple rag	0		
2411	broken petri dish	0		
2412	huge sammich crust	0		
2413	triffid bark	0		
2414	olive lint	0		
2415	squat discarded pacifier	0		
2416	skewed beefy bounty-hunting helmet	0		Muscle: +10, Familiar Effect: "1.5xFairy, cap 25"
2417	Newton's bounty-hunting rifle	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3
2418	blinking medical-grade bounty-hunting pants	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xFairy, cap 25"
2419	diffused warmed squat bottle of rhinoceros hormones	0		Effect: "Here's Mud in Your Eye", Effect Duration: 14
2420	tarnished unsweetened twirling maroon teeny-tiny magic scroll	0		Effect: "Natural 20", Effect Duration: 20
2421	concentrated double-altered blurry bottle of pirate juice	0		Effect: "Jelly Combed", Effect Duration: 60
2422	ionized quantum narrow irradiated pet snacks	0		Effect: "It Didn't Kill You", Effect Duration: 65
2423	deionized purple Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	0		Effect: "License to Punch", Effect Duration: 17
2424	unsweetened magnetized cyclops eyedrops	0		Effect: "EVISCERATE!", Effect Duration: 13
2425	energized non-adjusted irradiated can of spinach	0		Effect: "[800]Chocolate Reign", Effect Duration: 44
2426	activated dry fire flower	0		Effect: "Rave Nirvana", Effect Duration: 45
2427	Vulcanized huge freezerburned ice cube	0		Effect: "Peppermint Bite", Effect Duration: 46
2428	electrified pickled fake blood	0		Effect: "There Wolf", Effect Duration: 14
2429	activated irradiated squat tumbling Eau de Guaneau	0		Effect: "Cold Hands", Effect Duration: 34
2430	ionized mirror spinning bag of lard	0		Effect: "Frozen Shoulders", Effect Duration: 12
2431	irradiated super-galvanized boiled bottle of Mystic Shell	0		Effect: "Tearful, Fearful", Effect Duration: 45
2432	tarnished aerosolized quadruple-denatured narrow SPF 451 lip balm	0		Effect: "Initiative and Let Die", Effect Duration: 64
2433	colloidal anodized bottle of antifreeze	0		Effect: "Neutered Nostrils", Effect Duration: 41
2434	quantum non-colloidal pulsating eyedrops	0		Effect: "Chauve-Souris Merde Fou", Effect Duration: 33
2435	tarnished pressed Dogsgotnonoz pills	0		Effect: "Slippery Tongue", Effect Duration: 57
2436	liquefied Vulcanized warmed donkey flipbook	0		Effect: "familiar.enq", Effect Duration: 43
2437	blue New Cloaca-Cola	0		
2438	scented massage oil	0		
2439	poltergeist-in-the-jar-o	0		
2440	unnatural gas	0		
2441	Knob Goblin Encryption Key	0		
2442	twirling Cobb's Knob map	0		
2443	ghostly dog trainer's pink glowstick of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2007-03", Raveosity: +1
2444	mediocre Supernova Champagne	4	decent	
2445	tumbling Deactivated O. A. F.	0		Last Available: "2007-04"
2446	hardware upgrade	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-04"
2447	bad penguin egg	0		Free Pull
2448	tasteful bow tie	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2449	six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola	0		
2450	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	0		
2451	blurry flame-wreathed goatskin umbrella	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10
2452	horrifying wool hat of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Spooky Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 43"
2453	squat ghostly Goodfella contract	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2454	blurry frosty belt of courage	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip
2455	bar whip of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50
2456	tumbling barskin buckler of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2457	razor-sharp whip	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25
2458	jittery barskin loincloth of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 4xVolley, cap 6"
2459	tighty whiteys of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 3xVolley, cap 10"
2460	blurry cyan censurious yak toupee	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 25"
2462	odor extractor	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
2463	narrow Manual of Transcendent Olfaction	0		Skill: "Transcendent Olfaction"
2464	decent bowl of Bounty-Os	4	good	
2465	delicious weak ghostly squat fuchsia Oreille Divisée brandy	2	awesome	
2466	pompadour'd puppy	0		
2467	suede shoes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2468	callused fingerbone	0		
2469	bundle of receipts	0		
2470	cork	0		
2471	stardust	0		
2472	wilted lettuce	0		
2473	empty greasepaint tube	0		
2474	clown skin	0		
2475	therapeutic Fonzie's clown wig	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Clowniness: 50, Familiar Effect: "chromatic atk, 1xPotato, cap 12"
2476	skewed spinning supercool clownskin belt	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Clowniness: 50
2477	narrow Herculean clownskin buckler	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Clowniness: 50
2478	double-paned clown whip	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Clowniness: 50
2479	demon skin	0		
2480	arcane researcher's demon-horned hat	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xLep, cap 17"
2481	nasty demon buckler	0		Stench Damage: +5
2482	executive baleful wizardly demon whip	0		Mysticality: +25, Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +40
2483	baleful barskin cloak	0		Spell Damage: +25
2484	smelly Lo Pan's snakeskin duster	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Stench Spell Damage: +10
2485	upside-down fuchsia Annie Oakley's clownskin harness of the glutton	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Food Drop: +100, Clowniness: 50
2486	wobbly prompt demonskin jacket of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Adventures: +3
2487	hardened hipposkin poncho	0		Damage Reduction: 3
2488	tumbling yak anorak of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100
2489	padded tuxedo shirt	0		Damage Absorption: +20
2490	Newton's weightlifter's gnauga hide vest	0		Muscle: +15, Experience (Mysticality): +3
2491	shirt kit	0		
2492	narrow tropical orchid	0		
2493	squat stick of dynamite	0		
2494	bouncing Necrotelicomnicon of Gandalf of the sweet-tooth	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Candy Drop: +100
2495	ghostly spinning frightening Temple Grandin's Cookbook of the Damned	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Spooky Damage: +5
2496	supercharged hardened Sinful Desires	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum MP Percent: +30
2497	molybdenum magnet	0		
2498	ghostly molybdenum hammer	0		
2499	pulsating molybdenum screwdriver	0		
2500	molybdenum pliers	0		
2501	molybdenum crescent wrench	0		
2502	Really Expensive Jewelry and You	0		Skill: "Really Expensive Jewelrycrafting"
2503	extra-fancy ring setting	0		
2504	precious piercing post	0		
2505	necklace chain	0		
2506	beach glass bead	0		
2507	purple clay peace-sign bead	0		
2508	Sinatra's beach glass necklace	0		Experience (Moxie): +5
2509	shaking Jack Frost's peace-sign necklace	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50
2510	Da Vinci's cool round sunglasses	0		Moxie: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Single Equip
2511	Frat Army FGF	0		
2512	spinning huge Hippy Army MPE	0		
2513	skewed yellow Lo Pan's sage spark plug earring	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +30
2514	twirling scorching deadly woven baling wire bracelets	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Hot Damage: +25
2515	yellow Tesla gearbox necklace of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
2516	olive crafty forbidden wrench bracelet	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum MP: +10
2517	avaricious sharpshooter's chain necklace	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +30
2518	sawblade shield of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50
2519	lousy jittery McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	3	decent	
2520	lousy melted Jell-o shot	3	decent	
2521	fancy drinkable cruelty-free wine	3	good	Effect: "Magically Delicious", Effect Duration: 10
2522	acceptable weak thistle wine	2	good	
2523	megatofu	0		
2524	displaced fish	0		
2525	normal mirror fish	4	good	
2526	rotten diet enchanted skewed fish casserole	1	crappy	Effect: "Bloody-minded", Effect Duration: 20
2527	adequate fish lasagna	4	good	
2528	filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")	0		
2529	moldy upside-down gnatloaf	3	crappy	
2530	decent gnatloaf casserole	3	good	
2531	tiny bland gnat lasagna	1	decent	
2532	pork	0		
2533	half-sized adequate pork chop sandwiches	2	good	
2534	rotten pork casserole	3	crappy	
2535	half-sized flavorless pork lasagna	2	decent	
2536	spinning canopic jar	0		
2537	spice	0		
2538	organs	0		
2539	wobbly jittery Ankh of Badahnkadh of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Single Equip
2540	green tomb ratchet	0		
2541	Mayflower bouquet	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Drops Items, Last Available: "2007-05", Item Drop (sporadic): +2.5, Meat Drop (sporadic): +5
2542	improved flattened skewed lesser grodulated violet	0		Effect: "Serendipi Tea", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2007-05"
2543	anodized tin magnolia	0		Effect: "Bone Chilling", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2007-05"
2544	triple-nitrogenated unsweetened begpwnia	0		Effect: "Inner Dog", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2007-05"
2545	vacuum-sealed super-chilled lime green spinning upsy daisy	0		Effect: "Tomato Power", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2007-05"
2546	galvanized narrow half-orchid	0		Effect: "Charrrming", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2007-05"
2547	nasty tin star of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2007-05"
2548	careful outrageous sombrero of the businessman	0		Monster Level: -10, Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2007-05"
2549	tumbling blue "Humorous" T-shirt of horror of the cheetah	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2007-05"
2550	purple Peppercorns of Power	0		
2551	vial of mojo	0		
2552	shaking reeds	0		
2553	twirling turtle chain	0		
2554	distilled seal blood	0		
2555	high-octane olive oil	0		
2556	greasy frightening beefy Shagadelic Disco Banjo	0		Muscle: +10, Spooky Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Disco Bandit"
2557	veiny Squeezebox of the Ages of Flo-Jo	0		Maximum HP: +10, Initiative: +100, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15
2558	pulsating Sherlock's curative Chelonian Morningstar	0		Item Drop: +25, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
2559	flame-wreathed Hammer of Smiting of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber"
2560	ruddy 17-alarm Saucepan of the early riser	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Adventures: +7, Class: "Sauceror"
2561	reassuring fireproof curative Greek Pasta Spoon of Peril	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Spooky Resistance: +1, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Class: "Pastamancer"
2562	half-rotten brain	0		
2563	huge bonesaw	0		
2564	plus-sized phylactery	0		
2565	can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	0		
2566	Azazel's unicorn	0		
2567	Azazel's lollipop	0		
2568	Azazel's tutu	0		
2569	super-ionized adjusted huge ant agonist	0		Effect: "Expert Vacationer", Effect Duration: 53
2570	huge spinning olive ant hoe	0		Familiar Effect: "sleaze damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2571	ant rake	0		Familiar Effect: "hot damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2572	lime green huge ant pitchfork	0		Familiar Effect: "stench damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2573	ant sickle	0		Familiar Effect: "spooky damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2574	ant pick	0		Familiar Effect: "cold damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2575	skewed bronzed locust	0		
2576	honey-dipped locust	0		
2577	fuchsia Tesla stylish cactus quill	0		Moxie: +25, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
2578	Sherlock's reassuring razor-sharp Staff of the Short Order Cook	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spooky Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +25
2579	rotten shaking cactus fruit	3	crappy	
2580	wobbly electrified scorpion whip of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
2581	squat handful of sand	0		
2582	blurry brick of sand	0		
2583	flavorless enchanted snack-sized centipede eggs	2	decent	Effect: "Innately Strong", Effect Duration: 40
2584	squat razor-sharp wonderwall shield	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25
2585	flame-retardant Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	0		Hot Resistance: +1
2586	green skewed aromatic General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	0		Stench Resistance: +1
2587	Sinatra's Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	0		Experience (Moxie): +5
2588	squat Herculean Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	0		Experience (Muscle): +1
2589	spoiled hot date	4	crappy	
2590	weak perfectly mixed squat distilled fortified wine	2	EPIC	
2591	moldy huge wobbly tasty tart	10	crappy	
2592	Knob Goblin lunchbox	0		
2593	rotten huge spinning Knob pasty	4	crappy	
2594	watered-down special perfectly mixed huge thermos full of Knob coffee	2	EPIC	Effect: "Bottle in front of Me", Effect Duration: 25
2595	polymerized enhanced Ben-Gal™ Balm	0		Effect: "Turn On, Tune In, Play Ball!", Effect Duration: 25
2596	tumbling leathery cat skin	0		
2597	skewed leathery bat skin	0		
2598	leathery rat skin	0		
2599	Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate	0		
2600	carbonated water lily	0		
2601	fireproof Jack Frost's Tesla Staff of the Midnight Snack	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Hot Resistance: +3, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
2602	MacGyver's Staff of Blood and Pudding of the cougar of the pedagogue	0		Moxie: +20, Experience: +3, Maximum MP: +100
2603	smoldering box	0		
2604	electrified Tuesday's ruby	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Variable
2605	palm frond	0		
2606	palm-frond fan	0		
2607	twirling therapeutic palm-frond whip	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
2608	palm-frond net	0		
2609	cyan Rosewater's brainy palm-frond capris	0		Mysticality: +5, Mysticality Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "1.5xGhuol, cap 35"
2610	skewed therapeutic extra-large palm-frond toupee	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 37"
2611	palm-frond cloak of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25
2612	maroon vinyl coin purse	0		
2613	rocky raccoon	0		
2614	mojo filter	0		
2615	decent savoy truffle	3	good	
2616	cyan Magi-Wipes	0		
2617	boom	0		
2618	occult Iiti Kitty phone charm	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Single Equip
2619	jar of swamp gas	0		Last Available: "2007-05"
2620	rotten unidentified jerky	4	crappy	
2621	Annie Oakley's brainy nasty rat mask	0		Mysticality: +5, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xBarrr, cap 45"
2622	lion tamer's savvy ratskin belt	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip
2623	rock-hard occult rattail whip	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Damage Reduction: 5
2624	lightning-fast wool bat hat	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xVolley, cap 45"
2625	foul-smelling Lo Pan's bat whip	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +10
2626	chaotic bat-ass jacket of temperance	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5
2627	catskin cap of the brute of Gandalf	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 45"
2628	Fonzie's catskin buckler of the boozehound	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Booze Drop: +100
2629	blinking medical-grade beefcake's tail o' nine cats	0		Muscle: +25, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
2630	upside-down Hugo's Weaving Manual	0		
2631	activated moist enhanced gremlin juice	0		Effect: "Piratastic", Effect Duration: 41
2632	non-oxidized unsweetened mother's helper	0		Effect: "Okee-Dokee Go!", Effect Duration: 48
2633	ghostly energetic brainy pat-a-cake pendant	0		Mysticality: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +20
2634	mummy wrapping	0		
2635	blinking really thick bandage	0		
2636	blinking huge cool mummy mask	0		Moxie: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 42"
2637	green Fonzie's gauze shorts of the scaredy-cat	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Monster Level: -15, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 42"
2638	gauze hammock	0		Bonus Resting HP: +60
2639	tumbling cherry soda	0		
2640	frosty occult greaves	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 40"
2641	mansplainer's experienced cowboy hat	0		Experience: +2, Monster Level: +15, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 41"
2642	cool Maxwell's Silver Hammer of Gandalf	0		Moxie: +5, Spell Critical Percent: +20
2643	narrow Newton's happiness	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3
2644	feather	0		
2645	feather	0		
2646	frightful feather	0		
2647	blinking fetid feather	0		
2648	ghostly flirtatious feather	0		
2649	inspector's Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	0		Item Drop: +15, Single Equip
2650	bottled pixie	0		Free Pull
2651	pixie spog	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-06"
2652	stale super-sized blue spinning S.T.L.T.	5	decent	Last Available: "2007-06"
2653	spoiled huge purple honey-dew	9	crappy	Last Available: "2007-06"
2654	artisanal Xanadian	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2007-06"
2655	alkaline colloidal teal twirling bottle of absinthe	0		Effect: "The Chains Down In The Belly-O", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2007-06"
2656	upside-down Temple Grandin's Drowsy Sword of the businessman	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Meat Drop: +50
2657	spoiled lime green shaking escargotsicle	3	crappy	Last Available: "2007-06"
2658	triple-distilled mediocre bottle of realpagne	10	decent	Last Available: "2007-06"
2659	wobbly careful albatross necklace	0		Monster Level: -10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-06"
2660	modified skewed not-a-pipe	1	awesome	Last Available: "2007-06"
2661	perfectly mixed flask of Amontillado	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2007-06"
2662	chilly ball mask	0		Cold Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 22", Last Available: "2007-06"
2663	Can-Can skirt of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "1.5xFairy, 2xPotato, cap 22", Last Available: "2007-06"
2664	triple-frozen ionized sensitive poetry journal	0		Effect: "Wasabi With You", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2007-06"
2665	activated ghostly bottled inspiration	0		Effect: "Truly Gritty", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2007-06"
2666	altered bellhop bell	0		Effect: "Human-Pirate Hybrid", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2007-06"
2667	adjusted aerosolized spiky collar	0		Effect: "It Didn't Kill You", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2007-06"
2668	pickled skewed can-can-in-a-can	1		Last Available: "2007-06"
2669	dried ghostly patent antipsychotics	1		Last Available: "2007-06"
2670	vaporized upside-down Mariner's Friend cough drops	1		Last Available: "2007-06"
2671	delicious shot of nepenthe schnapps	4	awesome	Last Available: "2025-03"
2672	library card	0		Last Available: "2007-06"
2673	Bohemian rhapsody	0		Last Available: "2007-06"
2674	unsweetened liquefied bottle of cat tonic	0		Effect: "A View to Some Meat", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2007-06"
2675	distilled shaking red handful of moss	1		Effect: "Shot in the Arse", Effect Duration: 10
2676	twisted twirling bit-o-cactus	1		
2677	dehydrated narrow narrow protein powder	1		Effect: "Bilious Briskness", Effect Duration: 50
2678	spectre scepter	0		
2679	pickled triple-enhanced sparkler	0		Effect: "Fire Inside", Effect Duration: 52
2680	concentrated adjusted ghostly snake	0		Effect: "Ancestral Disapproval", Effect Duration: 28, Wiki Name: "snake"
2681	irradiated nitrogenated M-242	0		Effect: "All Is Forgiven", Effect Duration: 20
2682	detuned radio	0		
2683	lime green Warehouse 23 crate	0		
2684	olive prompt fortified armgun	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Adventures: +3
2685	seashell necklace	0		
2686	commemorative war stein	0		
2687	stone frisbee	0		
2688	sizzling Van der Graaf vibrating dreadlock whip	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
2689	medical-grade sinister beer-a-pult	0		Spell Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
2690	sizzling crafty cast-iron legacy paddle	0		Maximum MP: +10, Hot Damage: +10
2691	decent bite-sized handful of nuts and berries	1	good	
2692	jittery lion tamer's driftwood sculpture of Flo-Jo	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Initiative: +100
2693	fuchsia shaking wool studded massive sitar	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Cold Resistance: +1
2694	twirling Van der Graaf stone baseball cap of extreme caution of the sewer	0		Monster Level: -25, Stench Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 48"
2695	mediocre fancy cup of beer	3	decent	Effect: "Incensed", Effect Duration: 25
2696	mirror ovoid thing	0		
2697	blue wobbly duct tape	0		
2698	shaking duct tape wallet	0		
2699	shaking beefy duct tape shirt of the boozehound	0		Muscle: +10, Booze Drop: +100
2700	Sinatra's stylish duct tape fedora	0		Moxie: +25, Experience (Moxie): +5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 48"
2701	Usain Bolt's lard-coated duct tape sword	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +80
2702	resourceful shellacked duct tape dockers	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum MP: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 48"
2703	careful duct tape buckler	0		Monster Level: -10
2704	cyan shrinking powder	0		
2705	arcane researcher's Rosewater's blackberry slippers of the detective	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Item Drop: +20, Single Equip
2706	gray dangerous blackberry moccasins of vim and vigor of the overflowing toilet	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
2707	aromatic mansplainer's rock-hard blackberry combat boots	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Monster Level: +15, Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip
2708	double-corrupted polarized polarized funky dried mushroom	0		Effect: "Hot Buttoned", Effect Duration: 68
2709	shaking exotic parrot egg	0		
2710	purple cracker	0		Familiar Weight: +15
2711	anodized modified mirror lime green facepaint	0		Effect: "Mer-kindliness", Effect Duration: 29
2712	wet sheepskin diploma	0		Effect: "Stenchtastic", Effect Duration: 20
2713	dry boiled frozen Black Body™ spray	0		Effect: "Pumped Up", Effect Duration: 11
2714	upside-down floorboard cruft	0		
2715	sausage bomb	0		
2716	stanky hardened battered hubcap of the detective	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +20
2717	auspicious scorching hood ornament of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Hot Damage: +25, Item Drop: +10
2718	spare kidney	0		
2719	bouncing extremely unsafe personal trainer's hand-carved bokken of the detective	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Item Drop: +20
2720	family-friendly ruddy brawny hand-carved bow	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Sleaze Resistance: +1
2721	inspector's Temple Grandin's Lo Pan's hand-carved staff	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Familiar Weight: +7, Item Drop: +15
2722	reassuring smartaleck's Staff of the Greasefire of chilblains of temperance	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Cold Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +5
2723	twirling horrifying grievous Staff of the Grand Flambé of temperance	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spooky Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5
2724	jumbo decent wobbly bowl of rye sprouts	5	good	
2725	adequate half-sized cob of corn	2	good	
2726	fancy bland juniper berries	3	decent	Effect: "Gummi Badass", Effect Duration: 20
2727	bland plum	3	decent	
2728	enchanted rotten miniature pear	2	crappy	Effect: "Carol of the Bones", Effect Duration: 25
2729	normal miniature peach	2	good	
2730	perfectly mixed spirit-forward plum wine	5	EPIC	
2731	artisanal shot of pear schnapps	3	EPIC	
2732	mediocre spirit-forward red shot of peach schnapps	5	decent	
2733	moldy jumbo yellow bunch of square grapes	5	crappy	
2734	rotten jittery squat brown sugar cane	4	crappy	
2735	big spoiled sandwich of the gods	5	crappy	
2736	acceptable special Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	3	good	Effect: "Ichorous Eyesight", Effect Duration: 30
2737	powdered leopard-print barbell	1	decent	
2738	jittery pile of smoking rags	0		
2739	anodized anodized panty raider camouflage	0		Effect: "Human-Beast Hybrid", Effect Duration: 54
2740	Jim Carey's Staff of the Walk-In Freezer of Gandalf of terror	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Monster Level: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
2741	lousy boilermaker	3	decent	
2742	massive delicious steel lasagna	7	quest	
2743	acceptable irresponsibly strong steel margarita	10	quest	
2744	powdered maroon ghostly steel-scented air freshener	1		
2745	chilled anodized adjusted gremlin mutagen	0		Effect: "Libra Rising", Effect Duration: 52
2746	diffused activated blurry extra-potent gremlin mutagen	0		Effect: "Tea-hee", Effect Duration: 38
2747	squat chunk of depleted Grimacite	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2748	reassuring furniture dolly	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip
2749	spinning Staff of the Grease Trap of temperance of the detective	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Item Drop: 25
2750	Sinatra's Uranium Omega of Temperance of the blizzard	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
2751	shellacked Rosewater's Lead Zeta of Chastity	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Damage Reduction: 7, Single Equip
2752	bouncing family-friendly asbestos-lined Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip
2753	lion tamer's electrified Zinc Delta of Tranquility	0		Experience (familiar): +2, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
2754	shaking hardened Nickel Gamma of Frugality of the storm	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Single Equip
2755	rosewater-soaked cool Iron Beta of Industry	0		Moxie: +5, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip
2756	prompt greasy Copper Alpha of Sincerity	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +3, Single Equip
2757	Tesla veiny Red Balloon of Valor	0		Maximum HP: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
2758	yellow jittery mansplainer's beefcake's Purple Horseshoe of Honor	0		Muscle: +25, Monster Level: +15, Single Equip
2759	perfumed lion tamer's Blue Diamond of Honesty	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip
2760	grievous Green Clover of Justice of temperance	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip
2761	upside-down studded Yellow Moon of Compassion of incineration	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
2762	purple flame-wreathed razor-sharp Orange Star of Sacrifice	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
2763	upside-down sizzling wholesome Pink Heart of Spirit	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +10, Single Equip
2764	squat nippy Oprah's banded Order of the Silver Wossname	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Cold Damage: +10, Single Equip
2765	twirling Harold's bell	0		
2766	bowling ball	0		
2767	immense normal skewed Crimbo pie	9	good	
2768	normal pear tart	4	good	
2769	bland peach pie	3	decent	
2770	enhanced blinking chunk of rock salt	0		Effect: "Just the Brown Ones", Effect Duration: 33
2771	frozen deionized tarnished blinking handful of pine needles	0		Effect: "Yet tea", Effect Duration: 49
2772	steamy ruby	0		
2773	glacial sapphire	0		
2774	unearthly onyx	0		
2775	blurry maroon effluvious emerald	0		
2776	tawdry amethyst	0		
2777	pulsating scorching weightlifter's filigreed hamethyst earring	0		Muscle: +15, Hot Damage: +25
2778	pulsating greedy ruddy filigreed hamethyst necklace of the boozehound	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Meat Drop: +20, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip
2779	spinning gravedigger's stanky mansplainer's filigreed hamethyst ring	0		Monster Level: +15, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip
2780	upside-down smelly coward's Annie Oakley's baconstone earring	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Monster Level: -20, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
2781	green pulsating Annie Oakley's baconstone necklace of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Single Equip
2782	wobbly scandalous Fonzie's Newton's baconstone ring	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Experience (Moxie): +1, Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip
2783	spinning pulled porquoise earring of the brute of the scaredy-cat	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Monster Level: -15
2784	cyan smelly pulled porquoise pendant of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
2785	electrified fortified occult pulled porquoise ring	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Damage Absorption: +60, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
2786	squat pulsating gray perfumed wholesome Earring of Fire	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip
2787	strapping Pendant of Fire of Leguizamo	0		Muscle: +5, Monster Level: +20, Single Equip
2788	knitted Ring of Fire of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip
2789	wool Socratic Ice-Cold Beerring	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip
2790	olive upside-down dance instructor's Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace of mayonnaise	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
2791	narrow aromatic hardy Ice-Cold Beer Ring	0		Maximum HP: +50, Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip
2792	huge rosy-cheeked Unspeakable Earring of temperance	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip
2793	sharpshooter's forbidden Choker of the Ultragoth	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Single Equip
2794	double-paned The Ring of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip
2795	Jack Frost's banded Nose Ring of Putrescence	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
2796	jittery avaricious boxer's Putrid Pendant	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip
2797	ghostly Jim Carey's stiffened Ring of the Sewer Snake	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Monster Level: +25, Single Equip
2798	resourceful Mudflap-Girl Earring of the scaredy-cat	0		Maximum MP: +50, Monster Level: -15, Single Equip
2799	blinking censurious Mudflap-Girl Necklace of the glutton	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip
2800	dance instructor's Fonzie's Mudflap-Girl Ring	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Single Equip
2801	bouncing vial of Gnomochloric acid	0		
2802	red blurry flask of Gnomochloric acid	0		
2803	jug of Gnomochloric acid	0		
2804	moist vial of hamethyst juice	0		Effect: "Texas Elegance", Effect Duration: 48
2805	pressed activated twirling vial of baconstone juice	0		Effect: "Liquid Luck", Effect Duration: 47
2806	improved double-modified Vulcanized ghostly vial of porquoise juice	0		Effect: "Deadly Flashing Blade", Effect Duration: 62
2807	colloidal flask of hamethyst juice	0		Effect: "Marinated", Effect Duration: 62
2808	nitrogenated olive flask of baconstone juice	0		Effect: "Sated and Furious", Effect Duration: 16
2809	diffused deionized dry mirror flask of porquoise juice	0		Effect: "OMG WTF", Effect Duration: 42
2810	deionized aerosolized deionized jug of hamethyst juice	0		Effect: "Jacked In", Effect Duration: 16
2811	aerosolized upside-down bouncing upside-down jug of baconstone juice	0		Effect: "Tremella Tremens", Effect Duration: 63
2812	ionized jug of porquoise juice	0		Effect: "Fustulent", Effect Duration: 25
2813	lightning-fast Van der Graaf Beret	0		Initiative: +40, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Four Songs, Brimstone, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep"
2814	nasty clever energetic Bludgeon	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +20, Stench Damage: +5, Brimstone
2815	Jeselnik's curative brainy Bunker	0		Mysticality: +5, Sleaze Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Brimstone
2816	shellacked padded Boxers of the cheetah	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Damage Reduction: 7, Initiative: +60, Brimstone, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep"
2817	bouncing tumbling quilted stylish Brooch of dire peril	0		Moxie: +25, Weapon Damage: +20, Damage Absorption: +40, Single Equip, Brimstone
2818	purple strapping Bracelet of the pedagogue of the early riser	0		Muscle: +5, Experience: +3, Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Brimstone
2819	ribald Grimacite gasmask of the boozehound	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Booze Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2008-11"
2820	forbidden Grimacite gat of temperance	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2008-11"
2821	horrifying Grimacite gaiters of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Spooky Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 2xGhoul, cap 37", Last Available: "2008-11"
2822	pulsating frightening extremely unsafe Grimacite gauntlets	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-11"
2823	blurry up-at-dawn Grimacite go-go boots of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Adventures: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-11"
2824	boxer's Grimacite girdle of Gandalf	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-11"
2825	Grimacite gown of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2008-11"
2826	bouncing personal trainer's smooth Staff of the Kitchen Floor of vim and vigor	0		Moxie: +15, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +50
2827	bouncing anniversary gift box	0		
2828	loaded dice	0		
2829	really dense meat stack	0		
2830	blinking digital key lime	0		
2831	blurry star key lime	0		
2832	spoiled diet digital key lime pie	1	crappy	
2833	bland half-sized star key lime pie	2	decent	
2834	flame-wreathed occult bottle-rocket crossbow of the empath	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Weight: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire red bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire blue bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire orange bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire purple bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire black bottle-rocket", Last Available: "2007-07"
2835	inspector's indie comic hipster glasses	0		Item Drop: +15, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2"
2836	wizard action figure	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
2837	blurry mint-condition magic wand	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2838	bouncing fireproof wholesome glowstick	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2007-08", Raveosity: +1
2839	spinning vibrating Periodical Paintbrush	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Softcore Only
2840	hand-crafted bottle of cooking sherry	3	EPIC	
2841	tasty diet fancy packet of ketchup	1	awesome	Effect: "Tapped In", Effect Duration: 30
2842	special bad accidental cider	4	decent	Effect: "The Q Is Talking To You", Effect Duration: 5
2843	massive moldy twirling dire fudgesicle	9	crappy	
2844	Jeselnik's nippy lion tamer's navel ring of navel gazing of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Experience (familiar): +2, Cold Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-09", Item Drop (sporadic): 4.25, Meat Drop (sporadic): 4.25
2845	skewed class five ecto-larva	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
2846	plastic bib	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2847	maroon Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20
2848	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	0		
2849	shrunken navigator head	0		
2850	perfectly mixed moonberry wine cooler	3	EPIC	
2851	miniature bland fine aged cheddarwurst	2	decent	
2852	branch from the Great Tree	0		
2853	shaking Phil Bunion's axe	0		
2854	ghostly bouquet of swamp roses	0		
2855	shaking bouncing strapping huge mosquito proboscis of incineration	0		Muscle: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +50
2856	ionized quantum swamp lolly	0		Effect: "Healthy Blue Glow", Effect Duration: 20
2857	moist seegar butt	0		Effect: "Wax On Your Shoes", Effect Duration: 52
2858	bottled swamp gas	0		
2859	knitted witch wart of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +3
2860	moldy swamp muck	3	crappy	
2861	friendly Sinatra's strapping leechknife	0		Muscle: +5, Experience (Moxie): +5, Familiar Weight: +3
2862	fuchsia decomposed boot	0		
2863	moist nitrogenated dribbly candle	0		Effect: "All Fired Up", Effect Duration: 54
2864	twirling stolen meatpouch	0		
2865	prompt beaver spear of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Adventures: +3
2866	flame-retardant sinister shamanic beads	0		Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +1
2867	fuchsia twirling Jack Frost's frosty dilapidated wizard hat	0		Cold Spell Damage: 60, Familiar Effect: "cap 31"
2868	super-aerosolized frozen dry yellow pirate pamphlet	0		Effect: "Astral Shell", Effect Duration: 18
2869	electrified bouncing pirate brochure	0		Effect: "Elvish", Effect Duration: 36
2870	double-liquefied modified pirate tract	0		Effect: "Blood-Rich", Effect Duration: 11
2871	burnt flower	0		
2872	Rosewater's plastic Naughty Sorceress of the pedagogue	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience: +3
2873	manspreader's razor-sharp plastic Ed the Undying	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Monster Level: +10
2874	wicked plastic Lord Spookyraven of the boozehound	0		Spell Damage: +5, Booze Drop: +100
2875	plastic Dr. Awkward of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25
2876	blurry wobbly Newton's plastic protector spectre	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3
2877	auspicious plastic Baron von Ratsworth	0		Item Drop: +10
2878	teal brawny plastic Boss Bat	0		Muscle Percent: +20
2879	family-friendly plastic Knob Goblin King	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1
2880	therapeutic plastic Bonerdagon	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
2881	healthy plastic The Man	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20
2882	censurious plastic The Big Wisniewski	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3
2883	Annie Oakley's plastic Felonia	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20
2884	studded plastic Beelzebozo	0		Damage Absorption: +80
2885	strapping plastic conservationist hippy	0		Muscle: +5
2886	ghostly plastic 7-foot dwarf of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
2887	lime green plastic angry bugbear of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20
2888	plastic anime smiley of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50
2889	upside-down therapeutic plastic apathetic lizardman	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
2890	foul-smelling plastic astronomer	0		Stench Damage: +10
2891	plastic beanbat of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25
2892	olive Jeselnik's plastic blooper	0		Sleaze Damage: +25
2893	rosy-cheeked plastic brainsweeper	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30
2894	spinning jittery shellacked plastic briefcase bat	0		Damage Reduction: 7
2895	jittery Sherlock's plastic demoninja	0		Item Drop: +25
2896	hardened plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	0		Damage Reduction: 3
2897	miser's plastic drunk goat	0		Meat Drop: +10
2898	blinking cyan rosewater-soaked plastic fiendish can of asparagus	0		Stench Resistance: +3
2899	Oprah's plastic Gnollish crossdresser	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50
2900	sinister plastic handsome mariachi	0		Spell Damage: +10
2901	olive Annie Oakley's plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20
2902	squat plastic Knob Goblin harem girl of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20
2903	plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20
2904	narrow plastic Knott Yeti of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3
2905	jittery plastic lemon-in-the-box of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50
2906	plastic lobsterfrogman	0		Item Drop: +5
2907	baleful plastic ninja snowman	0		Spell Damage: +25
2908	forbidden plastic Orcish Frat Boy	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50
2909	aromatic plastic G Imp	0		Stench Resistance: +1
2910	therapeutic plastic goth	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
2911	wobbly plastic cubist bull of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60
2912	extremely unsafe plastic scary clown	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100
2913	beefy plastic smarmy pirate	0		Muscle: +10
2914	plastic spiny skelelton of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50
2915	horrifying plastic Spam Witch	0		Spooky Damage: +25
2916	Fonzie's plastic vampire	0		Experience (Moxie): +1
2917	nippy plastic taco cat	0		Cold Damage: +10
2918	brainy plastic undead elbow macaroni	0		Mysticality: +5
2919	mirror dance instructor's plastic warwelf	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
2920	wholesome plastic whitesnake	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10
2921	narrow reassuring plastic XXX pr0n	0		Spooky Resistance: +1
2922	plastic zmobie of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25
2923	friendly plastic Protagonist	0		Familiar Weight: +3
2924	huge manspreader's plastic Spunky Princess	0		Monster Level: +10
2925	teal rosewater-soaked plastic topiary golem	0		Stench Resistance: +3
2926	smartaleck's plastic senile lihc	0		Moxie Percent: +30
2927	huge extremely unsafe plastic Iiti Kitty	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100
2928	fireproof plastic Gnomester Blomester	0		Hot Resistance: +3
2929	forbidden plastic Trouser Snake	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50
2930	wobbly executive plastic Axe Wound	0		Meat Drop: +40
2931	foul-smelling plastic Hellion	0		Stench Damage: +10
2932	plastic Black Knight of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100
2933	wool plastic pair of tweezers	0		Cold Resistance: +1
2934	blinking wobbly nippy plastic fruit golem	0		Cold Damage: +10
2935	baleful plastic fluffy bunny	0		Spell Damage: +25
2936	upside-down castagnets	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2937	siesta-ing Casagnova gnome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-10"
2938	Jacob's ladder	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2939	olive unemployed hunchbacked minion	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-10"
2940	decent tiny Surprise Egg	1	good	
2941	ionized ghostly ghostly Steal This Candy	0		Effect: "Pygmy Drinking Buddy", Effect Duration: 40
2942	warmed chocolate filthy lucre	0		Effect: "Hombre Muerto Caminando", Effect Duration: 51
2943	energized colloidal Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	0		Effect: "Greasy Peasy", Effect Duration: 57
2945	tumbling censurious aromatic party hat	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "4xLep, cap 7"
2946	skewed energetic occult V for Vivala mask	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Combat Item Damage Percent: 50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Creepy Grin", Last Available: "2007-11"
2947	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	0		
2948	tolerable shot of rotgut	4	good	
2949	ionized aerosolized jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade	0		Effect: "Cringle's Curative Carol", Effect Duration: 69
2950	blinking Cap'm Caronch's Map	0		
2951	green Orcish Frat House blueprints	0		
2952	tumbling wholesome educational glowstick	0		Experience: +1, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2007-11", Raveosity: +1
2953	charrrm bracelet	0		
2954	tip jar of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
2955	flavorless yam candy	4	decent	
2956	upside-down olive cocktail napkin	0		
2957	rum barrel charrrm	0		
2958	flavorless wobbly tube of cranberry Go-Goo	3	decent	
2959	fuchsia rosewater-soaked rum barrel charrrm bracelet	0		Stench Resistance: +3
2960	toothsome half-sized single-serving herbal stuffing	2	awesome	
2961	flavorless packet of tofurkey gravy	3	decent	
2962	decent tofurkey nugget	4	good	
2963	rigging shampoo	0		
2964	fuchsia ball polish	0		
2965	mizzenmast mop	0		
2966	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	0		
2967	denatured super-boiled Swabbie™ swab	0		Effect: "Cancer Rising", Effect Duration: 17
2968	liquefied diffused enhanced Oil of Parrrlay	0		Effect: "Unusual Perspective", Effect Duration: 14
2969	delicious enchanted creamsicle	3	awesome	Effect: "Rave Nirvana", Effect Duration: 20
2970	artisanal weak tumbling cream stout	2	EPIC	
2971	Herculean curmudgel of the brazier	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Hot Spell Damage: +25
2972	mirror purple grumpy man charrrm	0		
2973	educational grumpy man charrrm bracelet	0		Experience: +1, Single Equip
2974	tarrrnish charrrm	0		
2975	maroon aromatic sinister tarrrnished charrrm bracelet	0		Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip
2976	artisanal huge bilge wine	3	EPIC	
2977	witty rapier of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25
2978	pulsating Temple Grandin's yohohoyo of the businessman	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Meat Drop: +50
2979	super-anodized dry shaking fish-liver oil	0		Effect: "The Q Is Talking To You", Effect Duration: 42
2980	upside-down booty chest charrrm	0		
2981	narrow rock-hard booty chest charrrm bracelet	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Single Equip
2982	narrow teal squat cannonball charrrm	0		
2983	cannonball charrrm bracelet	0		Single Equip, Sporadic Thorns: 0.25
2984	shaking copper ha'penny charrrm	0		
2985	bouncing deadly copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet	0		Weapon Damage: +5
2986	blurry tongue charrrm	0		
2987	lime green upside-down avaricious tongue charrrm bracelet of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip
2988	upside-down bit of clingfilm	0		
2989	clingfilm trousers of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato, cap 37"
2990	clingfilm cap of the storm of the overflowing toilet	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 37"
2991	pulsating skewed smartaleck's clingfilm slippers	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Single Equip
2992	clingfilm tangle	0		
2993	spoiled miniature vinegar-soaked lemon slice	2	crappy	
2994	pickled ionized wobbly true grit	0		Effect: "Flaming Weapon", Effect Duration: 49
2995	avaricious greasy buoybottoms of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xLep, cap 37"
2996	Sherlock's grungy flannel shirt	0		Item Drop: +25
2997	nasty manspreader's grungy bandana	0		Monster Level: +10, Stench Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 0.5xPotato, cap 37"
2998	yellow tumbling grassy cutlass of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50
2999	Cap'm Caronch's nasty booty	0		
3000	huge Cap'm Caronch's dentures	0		
3001	groovy pegleg	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Single Equip
3002	savvy lamé pants	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 1xLep, cap 25"
3003	crafty enormous hoop earring	0		Maximum MP: +10
3004	zippy inspector's costume sword	0		Item Drop: +15, Initiative: +20
3005	mirror rainbow pearl	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3006	twirling Newton's smartaleck's rainbow pearl earring	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3007	Fonzie's rainbow pearl necklace of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Experience (Moxie): +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3008	upside-down rainbow pearl ring of the ox of vim and vigor	0		Muscle: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3009	narrow gravedigger's hardened Idol of Ak'gyxoth	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Spooky Damage: +10
3010	lime green double-paned groovy Emblem of Ak'gyxoth	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Cold Resistance: +5
3011	lime green sinister altar fragment	0		
3012	blinking shimmering rainbow sand	0		
3013	skewed simple key	0		
3014	purple ornate key	0		
3015	pulsating gilded key	0		
3016	foot locker	0		
3017	spinning ornate chest	0		
3018	gilded chest	0		
3019	mirror all-purpose cleaner	0		
3020	handful of sawdust	0		
3021	blurry stone triangle	0		
3022	medium stone triangle	0		
3023	small stone triangle	0		
3024	huge stone pyramid	0		
3025	extra-dry bad skewed corpse on the beach	5	decent	
3026	artisanal fancy corpsetini	4	EPIC	Effect: "Frostbeard", Effect Duration: 30
3027	smooth high-proof jittery corpsedriver	7	awesome	
3028	irresponsibly strong lousy Corpse Island iced tea	10	decent	
3029	hand-crafted jittery red-headed corpse	3	EPIC	
3030	delicious weak kamicorpse-ee	2	awesome	
3031	enchanted acceptable corpsel	4	good	Effect: "Healthy Bronze Glow", Effect Duration: 40
3032	lousy corpsebite	3	decent	
3033	Da Vinci's pirate fledges	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Look like a Pirate
3034	piece of thirteen	0		
3035	immense yummy pearl onion	9	awesome	
3036	special rotten sea biscuit	3	crappy	Effect: "Belch the Rainbow™", Effect Duration: 5
3037	aged bottle of rum	3	awesome	
3038	watered-down perfectly mixed purple bottle of black-label rum	2	EPIC	
3039	cannonball	0		
3040	voodoo skull	0		
3041	joke scroll	0		
3042	purple Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3043	mirror metallic foil bow	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
3044	squat metallic foil radar dish	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.", Last Available: "2011-12"
3045	tasty nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	3	awesome	Last Available: "2007-12"
3046	tasty nanite-infested candy cane	4	awesome	Last Available: "2020-09"
3047	decent nanite-infested fruitcake	3	good	Last Available: "2007-12"
3048	delicious triple-distilled nanite-infested eggnog	8	awesome	Last Available: "2007-12"
3049	mirror El Vibrato power sphere	0		
3050	tumbling forbidden eyepatch	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
3051	quilted cutlass	0		Damage Absorption: +40
3052	wool breeches	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
3053	bouncing mood ring	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
3054	denatured pressed energized twirling candy heart	0		Effect: "Material Witness", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2007-02"
3055	quadruple-altered tumbling cymbal syrup	0		Free Pull, Effect: "Weird Vibrations", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2007-02"
3056	veiny metallic foil cat ears	0		Maximum HP: +10, Alters Page Text, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2007-02"
3057	jittery nanofiber cloth	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3058	mirror iGoogly	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3059	theoretical string	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3060	green ghostly synthetic stuffing	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3061	toy hoverpad	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3062	olive LED block	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3063	twirling gyroscope	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3064	beefcake's cyborg doll	0		Muscle: +25, Last Available: "2007-12"
3065	buckyball	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3066	yellow horrifying toy maglev monorail	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3067	dollhive	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3068	toy deathbot	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3069	laser cannon	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3070	plexifoam chin strap	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3071	pulsating twirling silicon-infused gluteal shield	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3072	carbonite visor	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3073	set of Unobtainium straps	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3074	polymorphic fastening apparatus	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3075	General Assembly Module	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3076	laser targeting chip	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3077	hi-density nylocite leg armor	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3078	kevlateflocite helmet	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3079	Bulky Buddy Box	0		Last Available: "2007-12", Wiki Name: "Bulky Buddy Box (hatchling)"
3080	pulsating teddy borg	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3081	tumbling occult marionette collective	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2007-12"
3082	monomolecular yo-yo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3083	gray blob	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3084	careful borg sock monkey	0		Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2007-12"
3085	roboduck-on-a-string of the wise owl of the pedagogue	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience: +3, Last Available: "2007-12"
3086	mylar scout drone	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3087	teddy borg sewing kit	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3088	purple forbidden Samson's biomechanical crimborg helmet	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2007-12"
3089	lime green Tesla curative C.B.F.G.	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2007-12"
3090	upside-down Oprah's arcane researcher's biomechanical crimborg leg armor	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1.5xGhuol, cap 37", Last Available: "2007-12"
3091	improved pulsating vitachoconutriment capsule	0		Effect: "Chain Chain Chains", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2007-12"
3092	blue tumbling executive handmade hobby horse	0		Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2007-12"
3093	ball-in-a-cup of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2007-12"
3094	set of jacks of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2007-12"
3095	super-sized adequate laser-broiled pear	5	good	Last Available: "2007-12"
3096	fuchsia lion tamer's thinker's polyalloy shield	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2007-12"
3097	bouncing squat fish scaler	0		Last Available: "2007-12", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.33
3098	maroon narrow killing feather	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3099	ring	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3100	blinking robotronic egg	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3101	rogue swarmer	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3102	sawblade fragment	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3103	green unstable laser battery	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3104	sharpshooter's fortified vibrating cyborg knife	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2007-12"
3105	lion tamer's immense cyborg hand of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2007-12"
3106	razor-sharp Samson's cyborg stompin' boot of Leguizamo	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Monster Level: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3107	twirling deactivated RoboGoose	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3108	squat overclocked avian microprocessor	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-12"
3109	Miniborg stomper	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3110	Miniborg strangler	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3111	ghostly Miniborg laser	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3112	Miniborg beeper	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3113	Miniborg hiveminder	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3114	tumbling pulsating Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3115	squat old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3116	Hodgman	0		
3117	gray Libram of Divine Favors	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12", Skill: "Summon Party Favor"
3118	divine noisemaker	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3119	divine can of silly string	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3120	divine blowout	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3121	divine champagne popper	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3122	divine cracker	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3123	purple divine champagne flute	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3124	warmed fruitfilm	0		Effect: "Incredibly Hulking", Effect Duration: 16
3125	tarnished double-tarnished huge piece of after eight	0		Effect: "Tiki Temerity", Effect Duration: 59
3126	hobo nickel	0		
3127	maroon sandcastle	0		
3128	marshmallow	0		
3129	yummy twirling roasted marshmallow	4	awesome	
3130	narrow disc	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3131	adequate massive tumbling ghostly tin cup of mulligan stew	7	good	
3132	gravedigger's weightlifter's flamin' bindle	0		Muscle: +15, Spooky Damage: +10
3133	double-paned Oprah's freezin' bindle	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Cold Resistance: +5
3134	yellow Tesla veiny stinkin' bindle	0		Maximum HP: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
3135	avaricious mansplainer's bindle	0		Monster Level: +15, Meat Drop: +30
3136	Sherlock's hale sleazy bindle	0		Maximum HP: +20, Item Drop: +25
3137	wholesome 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10
3138	upside-down steel-toed Hodgman's whackin' stick	0		Damage Reduction: 9
3139	banded Hodgman's imaginary hamster of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Damage Absorption: +100
3140	squat soft shoes	0		Single Equip
3141	greedy panhandle panhandling hat	0		Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
3142	vibrating cup of infinite pencils	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Damage Aura: 1
3143	wobbly Usain Bolt's Hodgman's disgusting technicolor overcoat of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Initiative: +80
3144	purple squat a torn paper strip	0		
3145	El Vibrato translator	0		
3146	mirror El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)"
3147	blurry El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)"
3148	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)"
3149	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)"
3150	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)"
3151	mirror El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)"
3152	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)"
3153	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)"
3154	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)"
3155	blue El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)"
3156	blinking bouncing El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)"
3157	El Vibrato drone	0		
3158	pulsating sparking El Vibrato drone	0		
3159	diffused tarnished moist green skewed warm El Vibrato drone	0		Effect: "Crocodile Tear", Effect Duration: 51
3160	denatured humming El Vibrato drone	0		Effect: "Ham-Fisted", Effect Duration: 21
3161	tarnished nitrogenated activated twirling El Vibrato drone	0		Effect: "Spooky Demeanor", Effect Duration: 31
3162	bouncing El Vibrato helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 1xFairy"
3163	jittery El Vibrato energy spear	0		
3164	huge El Vibrato leg guards	0		Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol"
3165	broken El Vibrato drone	0		
3166	repaired El Vibrato drone	0		
3167	augmented El Vibrato drone	0		
3168	unsweetened seal eyeball	0		Effect: "Thanksgot", Effect Duration: 25
3169	adequate turtle soup	3	good	Effect: "[598]A Little Bit Evil"
3170	evil noodles	0		
3171	nauseating reagent	0		
3172	ghostly weightlifter's evil paper umbrella	0		Muscle: +15
3173	denatured quadruple-diffused blinking evil vihuela	0		Effect: "Scarysauce", Effect Duration: 51
3174	jumbo moldy evil boring spaghetti	5	crappy	
3175	rotten shaking evil noodles	4	crappy	
3176	decent pulsating evil noodles	4	good	
3177	delicious small spinning evil painful penne pasta	2	awesome	
3178	enchanted miniature adequate 3vi1 pr0n m4nic0tti	2	good	Effect: "Painted-On Bikini", Effect Duration: 5
3179	flavorless evil ravioli della hippy	4	decent	
3180	decent evil noodles	3	good	
3181	unsweetened chilled evil potion of potency	0		Effect: "Gonna Get You, Sucker", Effect Duration: 22
3182	Vulcanized adjusted evil libation of liveliness	0		Effect: "Shredding, Sweating", Effect Duration: 34
3183	triple-galvanized evil tomato juice of powerful power	0		Effect: "Rosewater Mark", Effect Duration: 24
3184	nitrogenated Vulcanized polarized evil eyedrops of the ermine	0		Effect: "The Halls of Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 39
3185	frozen evil ointment of the occult	0		Effect: "Empathy", Effect Duration: 36
3186	galvanized warmed evil serum of sarcasm	0		Effect: "Orchid Blood", Effect Duration: 28
3187	quadruple-unsweetened quantum evil philter of phorce	0		Effect: "Phairly Balanced", Effect Duration: 62
3188	practically non-alcoholic aged an evil sump'm sump'm	1	awesome	
3189	practically non-alcoholic lousy olive evil ducha de oro	1	decent	
3190	weak tolerable bouncing evil horizontal tango	2	good	
3191	hand-crafted yellow evil roll in the hay	3	EPIC	
3192	naughty origami kit	0		Last Available: "2008-02"
3193	skewed purple shaking naughty fortune teller	0		Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3194	origami "gentlemen's" magazine	0		Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3195	naughty paper shuriken	0		Last Available: "2008-02"
3196	up-at-dawn origami pasties	0		Adventures: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3197	rosy-cheeked origami riding crop of extreme caution of the empath	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Monster Level: -25, Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3198	El Vibrato trapezoid	0		
3199	lump of coal	0		
3200	mirror lump of diamond	0		
3201	ghostly thick padded envelope	0		
3202	Van der Graaf energetic KoL Con IV Pole of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Maximum MP Percent: +20, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2007-09"
3203	cyan dwarvish magazine	0		
3204	dwarvish war helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 41"
3205	dwarvish war mattock	0		
3206	shaking dwarvish war kilt	0		Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 41"
3207	twirling blurry dwarvish punchcard	0		
3208	small laminated card	0		
3209	cyan tumbling laminated card	0		
3210	notbig laminated card	0		
3211	blinking unlarge laminated card	0		
3212	dwarvish document	0		
3213	dwarvish paper	0		
3214	blue squat dwarvish parchment	0		
3215	purple overcharged El Vibrato power sphere	0		
3216	Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form	0		Free Pull
3217	mirror El Vibrato Megadrone	0		
3218	inspector's glowstick of the glutton	0		Item Drop: +15, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2008-02", Raveosity: +1
3219	sane hatrack	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3220	hobo code binder	0		Free Pull
3221	green gator skin	0		
3222	careful vibrating gatorskin umbrella	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Monster Level: -10
3223	spinning sewer nuggets	0		
3224	sewer wad	0		
3225	irresponsibly strong mediocre bottle of sewage schnapps	10	decent	
3226	perfectly mixed bottle of Ooze-O	3	EPIC	
3227	fancy stale C.H.U.M. chum	3	decent	Effect: "Chain Chain Chains", Effect Duration: 5
3228	moldy jittery unfortunate dumplings	4	crappy	
3229	tumbling decaying goldfish liver	0		
3230	liquefied tarnished oil of oiliness	0		Effect: "Yet tea", Effect Duration: 47
3231	ghostly blurry lion tamer's tattered paper crown	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Familiar Effect: "1xSombrero, cap 15"
3232	flavorless big vanilla-frosted king cake	5	decent	Last Available: "2008-03"
3233	yellow inflatable duck	0		
3234	ghostly water wings	0		Wiki Name: "water wings"
3235	ghostly noodle	0		
3236	twirling blurry maroon Kissin' Cousins	0		Skill: "Awesome Balls of Fire"
3237	jittery Tales from the Fireside	0		Skill: "Conjure Relaxing Campfire"
3238	blinking Blizzards I Have Died In	0		Skill: "Snowclone"
3239	Maxing, Relaxing	0		Skill: "Maximum Chill"
3240	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	0		Skill: "Eggsplosion"
3241	Travels with Jerry	0		Skill: "Mudbath"
3242	Let Me Be!	0		Skill: "Raise Backup Dancer"
3243	Asleep in the Cemetery	0		Skill: "Creepy Lullaby"
3244	Summer Nights	0		Skill: "Grease Lightning"
3245	Sensual Massage for Creeps	0		Skill: "Inappropriate Backrub"
3246	wobbly twirling wholesome occult Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xPotato"
3247	frightening Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Spooky Damage: +5, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "hot atk"
3248	lightning-fast smelly shellacked Ol' Scratch's ash can	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +40, Class: "Sauceror"
3249	pink plastic baby of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-03"
3250	sausage	0		
3251	ruddy personal trainer's Frosty's silk hat	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "cold atk"
3252	spinning prompt grievous Frosty's carrot	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Adventures: +3, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip
3253	lime green scorching coward's Frosty's nailbat of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: 0, Hot Damage: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3254	coward's wholesome Oscus's pelt	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Monster Level: -20, Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip
3255	flame-retardant Da Vinci's beefy Wand of Oscus	0		Muscle: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Hot Resistance: +1, Class: "Pastamancer"
3256	slick Oscus's dumpster waders of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Moxie: +10, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xBarrr"
3257	Zombo's skullcap of the storm of the overflowing toilet	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "spooky atk"
3258	nippy vibrating dangerous Zombo's shield	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
3259	sizzling Tesla Zombo's grievous greaves	0		Hot Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
3260	chilly Annie Oakley's Fonzie's Chester's moustache	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +5, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip
3261	flame-wreathed frosty Chester's bag of candy	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Disco Bandit"
3262	skewed lightning-fast resourceful Chester's cutoffs	0		Maximum MP: +50, Initiative: +40, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1.5xGhuol"
3263	Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts	0		Last Available: "2008-04", Skill: "Summon Tasteful Items"
3264	candygram	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3265	bag of Crotchety Pine saplings	0		
3266	blue bag of Saccharine Maple saplings	0		
3267	bag of Laughing Willow saplings	0		
3268	dry boiled bouncing handful of Crotchety Pine needles	0		Effect: "Gemini Rising", Effect Duration: 47
3269	nitrogenated lump of Saccharine Maple sap	0		Effect: "Hip to Be Square Dancin'", Effect Duration: 24
3270	ionized green handful of Laughing Willow bark	0		Effect: "Dreams and Lights", Effect Duration: 55
3271	tumbling flame-retardant crotchety pants	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Put Down Roots", Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 18"
3272	narrow Rosewater's Saccharine Maple pendant	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spray Sap"
3273	huge tumbling willowy bonnet of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Rouse Sapling", Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 18"
3274	flavored foot massage oil	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3275	fuchsia dart	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3276	black-and-blue light	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3277	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3278	frosty studded belt	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2008-04"
3279	jittery shaking personal massager	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3280	huge personalized coffee mug	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-04"
3281	maroon plasma ball	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3282	Fonzie's stick-on eyebrow piercing	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Last Available: "2008-04"
3283	bland squat narrow salad	3	decent	
3284	blurry purple horrifying C.H.U.M. lantern of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Spooky Damage: +25
3285	C.H.U.M. knife of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3
3286	steel-toed Frosty's snowball sack	0		Damage Reduction: 9
3287	quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3288	tumbling shimmering tendrils	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3289	jittery scintillating powder	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3290	abandoned candy	0		
3291	red secret tropical island volcano lair map	0		
3292	green blurry adorable seal larva	0		
3293	huge untamable turtle	0		
3294	narrow macaroni duck	0		
3295	huge friendly cheez blob	0		
3296	cyan narrow unusual disco ball	0		
3297	stray chihuahua	0		
3298	twirling pretty pink bow	0		
3299	smiley-face sticker	0		
3300	farfalle bow tie	0		
3301	blinking jalapeño slices	0		
3302	stick-on mini solar panels	0		
3303	bouncing sombrero	0		Sombrero Bonus: +10
3304	Argarggagarg's fang	0		
3305	Safari Jack's moustache	0		
3306	shaking Yakisoba's hat	0		
3307	pulsating yellow Heimandatz's heart	0		
3308	Jocko Homo's head	0		
3309	The Mariachi's guitar case	0		
3310	fuchsia rosy-cheeked sealskin drum	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3311	washboard shield of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
3312	shaking hardened spaghetti-box banjo	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Class: "Pastamancer"
3313	blinking resourceful marinara jug	0		Maximum MP: +50, Class: "Sauceror"
3314	shaking beefy makeshift castanets	0		Muscle: +10, Class: "Disco Bandit"
3315	boxer's left-handed melodica	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief"
3316	boiled epic wad	1	EPIC	
3317	Jim Carey's bottlecap	0		Monster Level: +25, Single Equip
3318	blurry frosty corncob pipe	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
3319	brainy Mr. Joe's bangles	0		Mysticality: +5, Single Equip
3320	skewed frosty frayed rope belt	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
3321	twirling packet of mayfly bait	0		Last Available: "2008-05"
3322	grievous mayfly bait necklace of the brazier	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summon Mayfly Swarm", Last Available: "2008-05"
3323	wobbly Ol' Scratch's salad fork	0		
3324	gray Frosty's frosty mug	0		
3325	watered-down artisanal jar of fermented pickle juice	2	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
3326	boiled bouncing voodoo snuff	1	decent	
3327	flavorless half-sized extra-greasy slider	2	decent	
3328	steel-toed baleful crumpled felt fedora	0		Spell Damage: +25, Damage Reduction: 9, Familiar Effect: "0.75xVolley, 0.75xLep"
3329	blurry battered top-hat of terror of temperance	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 0.75xFairy"
3330	shaking shellacked shapeless wide-brimmed hat of incineration	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "0.75xLep, 0.75xFairy"
3331	clever mostly rat-hide leggings of the overflowing toilet	0		Maximum MP: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
3332	upside-down red Socratic hobo dungarees of the dark arts	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 1xPotato"
3333	ghostly patched suit-pants of vim and vigor of bravery	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Spooky Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 0.5xFairy"
3334	hobo stogie	0		Single Equip
3335	rope with some soap on it	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
3336	dead guy's piece of double-sided tape	0		
3337	MacGyver's hardened dead guy's memento	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum MP: +100, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
3338	huge fancy stale purple banquet	10	decent	Effect: "Meat the Flintstones", Effect Duration: 50
3339	shaking sharpened hubcap	0		
3340	teal very caltrop	0		
3341	blinking The Six-Pack of Pain	0		
3342	squat hobo monkey	0		
3343	upside-down bindle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3344	twirling bed of coals	0		
3345	spinning air mattress	0		
3346	ghostly filth-encrusted futon	0		
3347	comfy coffin	0		
3348	upside-down mattress	0		
3349	dinged-up triangle	0		
3350	delicious jittery Ralph IX cognac	3	awesome	
3351	llama lama cria	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-06"
3352	twirling zen motorcycle	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3353	cold-filtered shaking llama lama gong	0		Effect: "Black Lung", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2008-06"
3354	small bland banana-frosted king cake	2	decent	Last Available: "2008-08"
3355	brown plastic baby of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-08"
3356	blinking plump juicy grub	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3357	tumbling shimmering moth	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3358	delectable fire ant	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3359	scrumptious ice ant	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3360	twirling stinkbug	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3361	yummy death watch beetle	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3362	tasty louse	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3363	stale mole molé	3	decent	Last Available: "2008-06"
3364	practically non-alcoholic acceptable Morlock's Mark Bourbon	1	good	Last Available: "2008-06"
3365	magnetized yellow squat Climate Colada	0		Effect: "Venomous Weapon", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2008-06"
3366	improved activated digital underground potion	0		Effect: "Glo-Face", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2008-06"
3367	interesting-looking twig	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3368	mixed pulsating glimmering roc feather	1	awesome	Last Available: "2008-06"
3369	powdered spinning ghostly glimmering phoenix feather	1		Last Available: "2008-06"
3370	dried glimmering penguin feather	1		Effect: "Saucegoggles", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2008-06"
3371	boiled blinking glimmering buzzard feather	1		Last Available: "2008-06"
3372	boiled ghostly glimmering raven feather	1		Last Available: "2008-06"
3373	vaporized tumbling blurry glimmering great tit feather	1		Last Available: "2008-06"
3374	green twirling house of twigs and spit	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3375	twirling The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	0		Skill: "The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder"
3376	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	0		Skill: "Benetton's Medley of Diversity"
3377	shaking Elron's Explosive Etude	0		Skill: "Elron's Explosive Etude"
3378	Chorale of Companionship	0		Skill: "Chorale of Companionship"
3379	skewed Prelude of Precision	0		Skill: "Prelude of Precision"
3380	upside-down spinning therapeutic thinker's Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	0		Mysticality: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
3381	smartaleck's Ol' Scratch's stove door	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Thorns: 1
3382	bouncing up-at-dawn Oprah's Ol' Scratch's manacles of chilblains	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Cold Damage: +25, Adventures: +5, Single Equip
3383	knitted Chester's sunglasses of the dark arts of the scaredy-cat	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Monster Level: -15, Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip
3384	huge ribald Chester's muscle shirt of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Sleaze Damage: +10
3385	blue shellacked brainy Chester's Aquarius medallion	0		Mysticality: +5, Damage Reduction: 7, Single Equip
3386	beefcake's Zombo's shoulder blade of the glutton	0		Muscle: +25, Food Drop: +100
3387	gray Zombo's skull ring of the wise owl of doom	0		Mysticality: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
3388	narrow wobbly Zombo's empty eye	0		
3389	spinning greasy Frosty's arm of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
3390	auspicious Staff of the Deepest Freeze of chilblains of the boozehound	0		Cold Damage: +25, Item Drop: +10, Booze Drop: +100
3391	Frosty's iceball	0		
3392	pulsating educational Oscus's garbage can lid	0		Experience: +1, Thorns: 1
3393	Oscus's neverending soda	0		
3394	twirling horrifying Oscus's flypaper pants of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Spooky Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
3395	mirror nippy Hodgman's porkpie hat of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Cold Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 0.5xVolley, 0.5xFairy"
3396	upside-down gravedigger's ruddy Hodgman's lobsterskin pants	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Spooky Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato"
3397	boxer's brainy Hodgman's bow tie	0		Mysticality: +5, Muscle Percent: +10, Single Equip
3398	hand-crafted narrow Hodgman's blanket	4	EPIC	
3399	triple-distilled smooth wobbly jar of squeeze	10	awesome	
3400	snack-sized normal bowl of fishysoisse	2	good	
3401	modified deadly lampshade	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Pervy Noodles", Effect Duration: 45
3402	polarized concentrated garbage juice	0		Effect: "Coated Arms", Effect Duration: 39
3403	twirling lewd playing card	0		
3404	Usain Bolt's extremely unsafe weightlifter's deck of lewd playing cards	0		Muscle: +15, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Initiative: +80
3405	strapping Hodgman's sock	0		Muscle: +5, Single Equip
3406	stiffened Hodgman's varcolac paw	0		Damage Reduction: 1
3407	double-paned Hodgman's almanac	0		Cold Resistance: +5
3408	narrow Hodgman's harmonica of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
3409	maroon slick Hodgman's garbage sticker	0		Moxie: +10
3410	stiffened Hodgman's detector	0		Damage Reduction: 1
3411	cool Hodgman's cane	0		Moxie: +5
3412	upside-down blinking Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	0		Skill: "Natural Born Scrabbler"
3413	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	0		Skill: "Thrift and Grift"
3414	skewed Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	0		Skill: "Abs of Tin"
3415	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	0		Skill: "Marginally Insane"
3416	twirling hobo fortress blueprints	0		
3421	box of fireworks	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire off a Roman Candle", Last Available: "2008-07", Item Drop (sporadic): +12.5
3422	electrified blurry sterno-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "New and Improved", Effect Duration: 20
3423	non-warmed frostbite-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Chorale of Companionship", Effect Duration: 69
3424	pickled polarized corrupted fry-oil-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Saucegoggles", Effect Duration: 19
3425	diffused jittery garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Top Dog", Effect Duration: 25
3426	enhanced non-chilled quantum teal jittery strawberry-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Resilient Spirit", Effect Duration: 33
3427	roll of Hob-Os	0		
3428	adjusted altered Everlasting Deckswabber	0		Effect: "Smokin'", Effect Duration: 20
3430	bindle of joy	0		
3431	cotton candy cocoon	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-08"
3432	red cotton candy cordial	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2008-08"
3433	spice melange	0		
3434	upside-down rattling cigar box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3435	mirror quilted strapping stirring stick	0		Muscle: +5, Damage Absorption: +40
3436	manspreader's padded razor-sharp Staff of the Teapot Tempest	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Damage Absorption: +20, Monster Level: +10
3437	cyan therapeutic banded extremely unsafe Staff of the Black Kettle	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Damage Absorption: +100, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
3438	careful weightlifter's Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron of the wise owl	0		Muscle: +15, Mysticality: +20, Monster Level: -10
3439	Rainbow's Gravity	0		Skill: "Rainbow Gravitation", Last Available: "2008-07"
3440	pickled bouncing fuchsia prismatic wad	1	good	Last Available: "2008-07"
3441	scorching club of the five seasons	0		Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2008-07"
3442	squat rainbow crossbow of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2008-07"
3443	kitten	0		
3444	lime green perfumed webbed comic mask	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 2"
3445	narrow Junior Adventurer's kit	0		
3446	groovy prism necklace	0		Single Equip, Sporadic Thorns: 2.5
3447	up-at-dawn six-rainbow shield of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2008-07"
3448	fuchsia rainbow bomb	0		Last Available: "2008-07"
3449	lime green cotton candy cone	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3450	cotton candy pinch	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3451	narrow cotton candy smidgen	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3452	skewed cotton candy skoshe	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3453	squat cotton candy plug	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3454	jittery cotton candy pillow	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3455	pulsating cotton candy bale	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3456	scorching trusty torch	0		Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-12"
3457	red Junior Adventurer's merit badge of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Single Equip
3458	magnetized STYX deodorant body spray	0		Effect: "Dirty Pear", Effect Duration: 66
3459	lousy white-label gin	4	decent	
3460	spoiled pulsating tin rations	4	crappy	
3461	bouncing haiku challenge map	0		
3462	blinking terrible poem	0		
3463	mediocre bottle of sake	4	decent	
3464	upside-down baleful round pebble	0		Spell Damage: +25
3465	low-calorie normal Bash-Ōs cereal	1	good	Wiki Name: "Bash-Os cereal"
3466	up-at-dawn MacGyver's arcane researcher's haiku katana	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum MP: +100, Adventures: +5, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Raindrop Attack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summer Siesta", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Falling Leaf Whirlwind", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Winter's Bite Technique", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "The 17 Cuts", Last Available: "2008-09"
3467	bargain flash powder	0		
3468	Jim Carey's plastic baby	0		Monster Level: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-12"
3469	normal small blueberry-frosted king cake	2	good	Last Available: "2008-12"
3470	bitty bathysphere	0		Familiar Weight: -20, Underwater Familiar, Familiar Effect: "adventure underwater"
3471	squat shaking damp boot	0		
3472	lard-coated hardy educational Seasonal Beret	0		Experience: +1, Maximum HP: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 25"
3473	Bash-Ōs boxtop	0		Wiki Name: "Bash-Os boxtop"
3474	liquefied blurry maroon cranberry cordial	0		Effect: "Funky Coal Patina", Effect Duration: 39
3475	flattened denatured blackberry polite	0		Effect: "Spiky Hair", Effect Duration: 53
3476	galvanized wet narrow plum lozenge	0		Effect: "damage.enh", Effect Duration: 44
3477	super-alkaline activated huge pear lozenge	0		Effect: "Spiky Hair", Effect Duration: 62
3478	alkaline quantum peach lozenge	0		Effect: "Walberg's Dim Bulb", Effect Duration: 29
3479	teal balloon shield	0		Thorns: 1
3480	purple spot	0		
3481	narrow ghostly uniclops egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-10"
3482	passed-out psychedelic bear	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-10"
3483	psychedelic bubble wand	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3484	eye 'n' horn shampoo	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3485	chilled twirling fuchsia glittery mascara	0		Effect: "Pockets of Fire", Effect Duration: 36
3486	pulsating dull fish scale	0		
3487	rough fish scale	0		
3488	pristine fish scale	0		
3489	rotten beefy fish meat	3	crappy	Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 5
3490	adequate glistening fish meat	3	good	Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 5
3491	spoiled slick fish meat	3	crappy	Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 5
3492	fish scimitar of the sewer of the sweet-tooth	0		Stench Damage: +25, Candy Drop: +100
3493	Lo Pan's fish stick of the sweet-tooth	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Candy Drop: +100
3494	shaking brawny fish bazooka of Flo-Jo	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Initiative: +100
3495	frozen sea salt crystal	0		Effect: "Ack!  Barred!", Effect Duration: 39
3496	wet bazookafish bubble gum	0		Effect: "Dance Interpreter", Effect Duration: 18
3497	hand-crafted watered-down bottle of Pete's Sake	2	EPIC	
3498	invisible bag	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2011-12"
3499	witch hat	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2011-12"
3500	beholed bedsheet	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2011-12"
3501	low-calorie stale squat canapés	1	decent	
3502	altered pulsating olive thermos of brew	1	decent	Effect: "Berry Statistical", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2011-12"
3503	tolerable glass of brandy	4	good	Last Available: "2011-12"
3504	French slippers	0		
3505	upside-down LWA ring of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100
3506	LARP membership card	0		Last Available: "2008-10"
3507	pulsating Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-11", Skill: "Summon Stickers"
3508	maroon scratch 'n' sniff sword of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Breakable, Last Available: "2008-11"
3509	jittery ghostly red tumbling scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker	0		Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2008-11"
3510	jittery scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker	0		Experience: +2, Last Available: "2008-11"
3511	scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker	0		Meat Drop: +25, Last Available: "2008-11"
3512	scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker	0		All Attributes Percent: +10, Last Available: "2008-11"
3513	scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker	0		Spooky Damage: +3, Stench Damage: +3, Hot Damage: +3, Cold Damage: +3, Sleaze Damage: +3, Last Available: "2008-11"
3514	scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Spell Damage: +20, Last Available: "2008-11"
3515	nippy Rosewater's ganger bandana	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Cold Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk"
3516	eel skin	0		
3517	eelskin hat of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Familiar Effect: "atk", Thorns: [env(underwater)]
3518	blinking Van der Graaf eelskin pants	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, MP regen", Thorns: [env(underwater)]
3519	sharpshooter's eelskin shield	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Thorns: [env(underwater)]
3520	yellow shark tooth	0		
3521	upside-down chilly Socratic shark tooth necklace	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Cold Damage: +5, Single Equip
3522	maroon Fonzie's shark jumper of the scaredy-cat	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Monster Level: -15
3523	triple-altered shark cartilage	0		Effect: "Slippery Tongue", Effect Duration: 41
3524	wet eel battery	0		Effect: "Burning Tongue", Effect Duration: 60
3525	anodized magnetized gray temporary teardrop tattoo	0		Effect: "Tightly-Wound Spine", Effect Duration: 18
3526	Da Vinci's scratch 'n' sniff crossbow	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Breakable, Last Available: "2008-11"
3527	shaking mutant rattlesnake egg	0		
3528	mutant fire ant egg	0		
3529	mutant cactus bud	0		
3530	tumbling mutant gila monster egg	0		
3531	rattlesnake enrager	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3532	ant antidepressant	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3533	tumbling green cactus monocle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3534	red Jawmaster 2000™	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3535	plans for depleted Grimacite hammer	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite hammer"
3536	teal plans for depleted Grimacite gravy boat	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite gravy boat"
3537	plans for depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt"
3538	ghostly plans for depleted Grimacite grappling hook	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite grappling hook"
3539	tumbling tumbling huge plans for depleted Grimacite ninja mask	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite ninja mask"
3540	plans for depleted Grimacite shinguards	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite shinguards"
3541	yellow plans for depleted Grimacite astrolabe	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite astrolabe"
3542	rosy-cheeked depleted Grimacite hammer	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2011-12"
3543	Sherlock's flame-retardant depleted Grimacite gravy boat	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2011-12"
3544	Sinatra's depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt of temperance	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
3545	Socratic depleted Grimacite grappling hook of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
3546	hardy depleted Grimacite ninja mask of temperance	0		Maximum HP: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-12"
3547	fuchsia frightening depleted Grimacite shinguards of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-12"
3548	scorching Fonzie's depleted Grimacite astrolabe	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
3549	olive up-at-dawn rock-hard KoL Con Cinco Piñata Bat	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Adventures: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-09"
3550	lard-coated propeller beanie	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7"
3551	double-paned foul-smelling healthy straw hat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy"
3552	Annie Oakley's supercharged octopus's spade of incineration	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +50
3553	twirling maroon soggy seed packet	0		
3554	skewed glob of slime	0		
3555	rotten sea carrot	3	crappy	
3556	low-calorie normal sea cucumber	1	good	
3557	big spoiled ghostly sea avocado	5	crappy	
3558	moldy half-sized huge sea lychee	2	crappy	
3559	rotten big blurry shaking sea tangelo	5	crappy	
3560	special normal bite-sized sea honeydew	1	good	Effect: "Gamer Rage", Effect Duration: 5
3561	electrified tumbling pressurized potion of puissance	0		Effect: "Human-Goblin Hybrid", Effect Duration: 60
3562	chilled pressurized potion of perspicacity	0		Effect: "Joy", Effect Duration: 62
3563	unsweetened deionized maroon pressurized potion of pulchritude	0		Effect: "Okee-Dokee, Smokee", Effect Duration: 46
3564	practically non-alcoholic mediocre green berry-infused sake	1	decent	
3565	mediocre citrus-infused sake	4	decent	
3566	artisanal bouncing melon-infused sake	4	EPIC	
3567	cyan shaking slab of sponge	0		
3568	skewed razor-sharp sponge helmet of the pedagogue of the overflowing toilet	0		Experience: +3, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
3569	personal trainer's boxer's spongy shield of James Dean	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Experience (Moxie): +3, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
3570	wobbly avaricious censurious dangerous square sponge pants	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xPotato"
3571	mirror flytrap pellet	0		
3572	baby cuddlefish	0		
3573	six-armed sweater	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3574	skewed slimy chest	0		
3575	sand dollar	0		
3576	pulsating flytrap bezoar	0		
3577	squat bezoar ring	0		
3578	skewed candy cornucopia	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3579	yellow ballet slippers	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3580	wriggling flytrap pellet	0		
3581	narrow blue ghostly sushi-rolling mat	0		
3582	spoiled rice	3	crappy	
3584	adequate miniature irradiated candy cane	2	good	Last Available: "2008-12"
3585	miniature bland gingerbread mutant bugbear	2	decent	Last Available: "2008-12"
3586	perfectly mixed oozenog	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2008-12"
3587	alkaline double-chilled sugar plum	0		Effect: "Salt Rockin'", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2008-12"
3588	double-aerosolized sugar banana	0		Effect: "Aquarius Rising", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2008-12"
3589	irradiated wobbly sugar lime	0		Effect: "Mercenary", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2008-12"
3590	frozen concentrated blurry sugar cherry	0		Effect: "On a Roll", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2008-12"
3591	ghostly sage brainy Mer-kin hookspear	0		Mysticality: +5, Mysticality Percent: +10, Drops Meat
3592	green skewed Mer-kin takebag	0		Item Drop: +5
3593	yellow Mer-kin thingpouch	0		
3594	Mer-kin killscroll	0		
3595	quadruple-flattened ionized huge Mer-kin fastjuice	0		Effect: "Fifty Ways to Bereave Your Lover", Effect Duration: 13
3596	imitation crab crate	0		
3597	squat imitation crab meat	0		
3598	upside-down imitation crab zoea	0		
3599	lime green dance instructor's moist sailor's cap of terror of the businessman	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "stench atk"
3600	scorching clever speargun	0		Maximum MP: +20, Hot Damage: +25
3601	narrow padded compass	0		Damage Absorption: +20
3602	broken diving helmet	0		
3603	porthole	0		
3604	rivet	0		
3605	bubblin' stone	0		
3606	perfumed curative extremely unsafe diving helmet	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Stench Resistance: +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato"
3607	wool mansplainer's resourceful aerated diving helmet	0		Maximum MP: +50, Monster Level: +15, Cold Resistance: +1, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato"
3608	huge live nautical mine	0		
3609	tumbling das boot	0		Familiar Weight: -10, Underwater Familiar, Familiar Effect: "adventure underwater"
3610	skewed imitation whetstone	0		
3611	magnetized sea grease	0		Effect: "Flexibili Tea", Effect Duration: 62
3612	sturdy Crimbo crate	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3613	bouncing battered Crimbo Crate	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3614	twitching claw	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3615	wobbly rigid carapace	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3616	pulsing flesh	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3617	chilled unstable DNA	0		Effect: "Amorous Avarice", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2008-12"
3618	teal The Spirit of Crimbo	0		Free Pull, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Recite 'The Spirit of Crimbo'", Last Available: "2008-12"
3619	mirror wriggling tentacle	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3620	mass of wriggling tentacles	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3621	cyan pair of twitching claws	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3622	squat gnashing teeth	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3623	squat chitinous pod	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3624	squat Newton's parasitic claw	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2008-12"
3625	sage parasitic tentacles	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 5xBarrr, cap 7", Last Available: "2008-12"
3626	maroon parasitic headgnawer of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2008-12", Thorns: 1
3627	parasitic strangleworm of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2008-12"
3628	skewed pair of ragged claws	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3629	blurry burrowgrub hive	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3630	Crimbo crate	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3631	dry Gummi-DNA	0		Effect: "Highland Sheen", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2020-09"
3632	radioactive chew toy	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3633	perfumed elven socks of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3634	personal trainer's elven gloves of the early riser	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2008-12"
3635	festive holiday hat of the empath of the detective	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 7", Last Available: "2008-12"
3636	personal trainer's patent shoes of extreme caution	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2008-12"
3637	pulsating spinning zippy coward's gray bow tie	0		Monster Level: -20, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2008-12"
3638	ruddy penguin thesaurus of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2008-12"
3639	delicious jumbo blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	5	awesome	Effect: "Amorphous Cheer", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
3640	seaweed	0		
3641	jamfish jam	0		
3642	olive dragonfish caviar	0		
3643	pufferfish spine	0		
3644	teal rock-hard depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Last Available: "2007-06"
3645	drinkable practically non-alcoholic canteen of wine	1	good	Last Available: "2008-12"
3646	spoiled low-calorie elven <i>limbos</i> gingerbread	1	crappy	Last Available: "2008-12"
3647	elven whittling knife	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3648	magic dragonfish fry	0		
3649	pulsating map to Madness Reef	0		
3650	normal bite-sized skewed toast with jam	1	good	Last Available: "2008-12"
3651	tumbling antlers	0		Familiar Weight: +4, Last Available: "2008-12"
3652	acceptable elven moonshine	3	good	Last Available: "2008-12"
3653	big adequate knuckle sandwich	5	good	Last Available: "2008-12", Wiki Name: "knuckle sandwich"
3654	Annie Oakley's hardy psycho sweater	0		Maximum HP: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2008-12"
3655	upside-down fin-bit wax	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3656	hardy plastic Mob Penguin	0		Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2008-12"
3657	maroon plastic mutant elf of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2008-12"
3658	pulsating plastic fat stack of cash of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2008-12"
3659	wobbly rock-hard plastic strand of DNA	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3660	boxer's plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Last Available: "2008-12"
3661	container of Putty	0		Last Available: "2009-01"
3662	bouncing Putty mitre of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-01"
3663	frosty curative Putty leotard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-01"
3664	pulsating lightning-fast Putty ball	0		Initiative: +40, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2009-01"
3665	blue ghostly Putty sheet	0		Last Available: "2009-01"
3666	pulsating toasty chaotic brawny Putty snake	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2009-01"
3667	huge Putty monster	0		Last Available: "2009-01"
3668	toasty dangerous glow-in-the-dark wristwatch	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-01", Nonstackable Watch
3669	cyan stylish glow-in-the-dark dart gun	0		Moxie: +25, Last Available: "2009-01"
3670	maroon Jim Carey's glow-in-the-dark burrowgrub	0		Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2009-01"
3671	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3672	half-sized normal can of franks 'n' beans	2	good	Last Available: "2010-12"
3673	delicious upside-down bottle of peppermint schnapps	4	awesome	Last Available: "2010-12"
3674	upside-down teal throbbing rage gland	0		Skill: "Vent Rage Gland"
3675	Mer-kin pressureglobe	0		
3676	huge Mer-kin foodbucket	0		
3677	jittery coward's diving muff	0		Monster Level: -20, Single Equip
3678	mediocre salinated mint julep	4	decent	
3679	ink bladder	0		
3680	squat esca	0		
3681	bubbling tempura batter	0		
3682	globe of Deep Sauce	0		
3683	map to the Marinara Trench	0		
3684	bland spinning tempura carrot	3	decent	
3685	adequate tempura cucumber	3	good	
3686	half-sized adequate gray pulsating tempura avocado	2	good	
3687	decent sea broccoli	3	good	
3688	adequate sea cauliflower	3	good	
3689	spoiled tempura broccoli	3	crappy	
3690	miniature normal tempura cauliflower	2	good	
3691	decent blurry sea blueberry	3	good	
3692	delicious fancy immense narrow ghostly sea persimmon	9	awesome	Effect: "Banono", Effect Duration: 40
3693	quadruple-pickled pressurized potion of perception	0		Effect: "Abyssal Blood", Effect Duration: 33
3694	deionized ionized pressurized potion of proficiency	0		Effect: "Brother Smothers's Blessing", Effect Duration: 22
3695	huge hardened Mer-kin digpick	0		Damage Reduction: 3
3696	yellow anemone nematocyst	0		
3697	huge high-pressure seltzer bottle	0		
3698	shaking velcro ore	0		
3699	wobbly teflon ore	0		
3700	olive vinyl ore	0		
3701	tumbling red map to Anemone Mine	0		
3702	ghostly marine aquamarine	0		
3703	fuchsia valve wheel	0		
3704	waterlogged bootstraps	0		
3705	Sherlock's personal trainer's velcro broadsword of doom	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +25
3706	ghostly hale steel-toed weightlifter's velcro paddle ball	0		Muscle: +15, Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum HP: +20
3707	huge aromatic baleful beefy velcro shield	0		Muscle: +10, Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +1
3708	skewed horrifying crafty personal trainer's velcro boots	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum MP: +10, Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip
3709	experienced non-stick pugil stick of terror	0		Experience: +2, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
3710	lion tamer's resourceful teflon spatula of the glutton	0		Maximum MP: +50, Experience (familiar): +2, Food Drop: +100
3711	nippy Fonzie's teflon shield of the sewer	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Cold Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +25
3712	huge greasy Annie Oakley's dance instructor's teflon swim fins	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
3713	shaking knitted boxer's 7-inch discus	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Cold Resistance: +3
3714	huge sizzling therapeutic PVC staff of mayonnaise	0		Hot Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
3715	skewed olive upside-down family-friendly Samson's brawny vinyl shield	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience (Muscle): +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1
3716	shellacked Herculean sage vinyl boots	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience (Muscle): +1, Damage Reduction: 7, Single Equip
3717	decaying oar	0		
3718	upside-down fishhook	0		
3719	lantern	0		
3720	decaying pole	0		
3721	decaying paddle	0		
3722	narrow tarnished ring	0		
3723	upside-down mirror tarnished rod	0		
3724	brittle plastic handle	0		
3725	blue foggy glass globe	0		
3726	shaking possessed tomato	0		
3727	Nardz energy beverage	0		
3728	narrow pile of coins	0		
3729	hand grenegg	0		
3730	caret	0		
3731	aromatic glass gnoll eye	0		Stench Resistance: +1
3732	activated ionized cigar butt	0		Effect: "Weasels Underfoot", Effect Duration: 64
3733	fuchsia blurry occult Da Vinci's manly bloomers	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 13"
3734	spinning Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	0		
3735	purple fat wallet	0		
3736	narrow Sherlock's beefcake's handwarmer	0		Muscle: +25, Item Drop: +25, Single Equip
3737	tumbling smooth lighter of Gandalf	0		Moxie: +15, Spell Critical Percent: +20
3738	normal packet of beer nuts	4	good	
3739	Boozehounds Anonymous token	0		
3740	narrow handful of bees	0		
3741	twirling spectral jelly	0		
3742	frozen liquefied purple jellyfish gel	0		Effect: "Human-Weird Thing Hybrid", Effect Duration: 14
3743	unstable quark	0		
3744	software glitch	0		
3745	fumble formula	0		Recipe: "concoction of clumsiness"
3746	vampire pearl	0		
3747	mother's secret recipe	0		Recipe: "white chocolate chip brownies"
3749	warmed concoction of clumsiness	0		Effect: "Cold as Ice", Effect Duration: 13
3750	chaotic vampire pearl earring	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Single Equip
3751	bland fuchsia chocolate chip brownies	4	decent	
3753	upside-down Libram of Love Songs	0		Last Available: "2009-02", Skill: "Summon Love Song"
3754	pickled alkaline wobbly olive tumbling love song of vague ambiguity	0		Effect: "Sugar High", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2009-02"
3755	activated super-pickled olive love song of smoldering passion	0		Effect: "Can Has Cyborger", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2009-02"
3756	adjusted diffused love song of icy revenge	0		Effect: "Gummiskin", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2009-02"
3757	adjusted squat huge love song of sugary cuteness	0		Effect: "Sugary Tongue", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2009-02"
3758	polymerized wet squat love song of disturbing obsession	0		Effect: "Cancer Rising", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2009-02"
3759	unsweetened love song of naughty innuendo	0		Effect: "Flexibili Tea", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2009-02"
3760	dry ghostly breath mint	0		Effect: "Ruby-ous", Effect Duration: 59
3761	up-at-dawn vampire pearl ring	0		Adventures: +5, Single Equip
3762	shaking lime green Sinatra's vampire pearl necklace	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Single Equip
3763	mediocre squat slug of vodka	3	decent	
3764	hand-crafted purple slug of rum	3	EPIC	
3765	irresponsibly strong drinkable slug of shochu	10	good	
3766	watered-down delicious screwdiver	2	awesome	
3767	mediocre ghostly dew yoana lei	4	decent	
3768	hand-crafted squat lychee chuhai	3	EPIC	
3769	tolerable irresponsibly strong salacious screwdiver	8	good	
3770	artisanal dew yoana salacious lei	4	EPIC	
3771	hand-crafted salacious lychee chuhai	3	EPIC	
3772	practically non-alcoholic drinkable mirror teal Alewife&trade; Ale	1	good	
3773	maroon seaode	0		
3774	mirror bouncing map to the Dive Bar	0		
3775	Mer-kin pinkslip	0		
3776	frosty occult pink pinkslip slip	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr"
3777	horrifying lion tamer's sea salt scrubs	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Spooky Damage: +25
3778	yellow hale Rosewater's amber aviator shades of extreme caution	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +20, Monster Level: -25, Single Equip
3779	warmed unsweetened hair of the fish	0		Effect: "Incensed", Effect Duration: 52
3780	Oprah's nurse's hat of the wise owl of the detective	0		Mysticality: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk"
3781	blank prescription sheet	0		
3782	compressed squat bottle of melodramamine	1		
3783	modified bottle of extra-strength melodramamine	1		
3784	lime green paranormal ricotta	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3785	smoking talon	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3786	narrow vampire glitter	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3787	wine-soaked bone chips	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3788	crumbling rat skull	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3789	pulsating twitching trigger finger	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3799	Apathargic Bandersnatch	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3800	aquaviolet jub-jub bird	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Familiar Effect: "mys stats"
3801	blinking squat crimsilion jub-jub bird	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Frumious Bandersnatch", Familiar Effect: "mus stats"
3802	charpuce jub-jub bird	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Frumious Bandersnatch", Familiar Effect: "mox stats"
3803	upside-down blue miser's asbestos-lined toasty Mer-kin roundshield	0		Hot Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +10
3804	flame-retardant steel-toed Mer-kin breastplate	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Hot Resistance: +1
3805	pulsating ruddy Mer-kin sneakmask of the storm	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Combat Rate (Underwater): -5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy"
3806	Mer-kin prayerbeads	0		
3807	galvanized twirling Mer-kin hidepaint	0		Effect: "Magically Fingered", Effect Duration: 55
3808	upside-down Mer-kin trailmap	0		
3809	skewed fuchsia Mer-kin healscroll	0		
3810	twirling Mer-kin lockkey	0		
3811	tumbling bouncing Mer-kin stashbox	0		
3812	rotten chocolate-frosted king cake	3	crappy	Last Available: "2009-06"
3813	ghostly sharpshooter's plastic baby	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-06"
3815	midget clownfish	0		
3816	blurry half-height unicycle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3817	moldy sea radish	4	crappy	
3818	halibut of the dark arts of courage of the glutton	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Spooky Resistance: +3, Food Drop: +100
3819	eel sauce	0		
3820	gray weightlifter's water-polo mitt	0		Muscle: +15, Single Equip
3821	enhanced vacuum-sealed syringe	0		Effect: "Stemonitis Storm", Effect Duration: 35
3822	wand	0		Familiar Effect: "fishy spells", Sporadic Damage Aura: [0.2475*env(underwater)]
3823	non-Vulcanized bouncing wad of cotton	0		Effect: "Eagle Eyes", Effect Duration: 49
3824	Grandma's Note	0		
3825	Grandma's Fuchsia Yarn	0		
3826	Grandma's Chartreuse Yarn	0		
3827	twirling plastic oyster egg	0		
3828	pulsating Grandma's Map	0		
3829	stale tempura radish	3	decent	
3830	huge water-polo cap of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr"
3831	hand-crafted gray bouncing Typical Tavern swill	3	EPIC	
3832	tolerable mirror tropical swill	3	good	
3833	mediocre fruity girl swill	3	decent	
3834	triple-distilled mediocre maroon blended swill	8	decent	
3835	costume wardrobe	0		Softcore Only
3836	upside-down lard-coated smooth Elvish sunglasses of the sweet-tooth	0		Moxie: +15, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +5, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play an Accordion Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Guitar Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Drum Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Flute Solo", Last Available: "2009-04"
3837	electrified anniversary safety glass vest	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
3838	fortified anniversary burlap belt	0		Damage Absorption: +60
3839	hardy anniversary balsa wood socks	0		Maximum HP: +50
3840	anniversary latex mask	0		Familiar Weight: +1
3841	anniversary pewter cape of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3
3842	flame-wreathed out-of-tune biwa	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10
3843	twirling savvy dented harmonica	0		Mysticality Percent: +20
3844	huge Tesla magic whistle of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
3845	olive toasty plastic blowgun	0		Hot Damage: +5
3846	red wicked stylish jungle drum of chilblains	0		Moxie: +25, Spell Damage: +5, Cold Damage: +25
3847	jittery red rosy-cheeked hippy bongo	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30
3848	Sherlock's knob bugle	0		Item Drop: +25
3849	squat jittery curative razor-sharp 4-dimensional guitar	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
3850	foul-smelling boxing glove	0		Stench Damage: +10
3851	lion tamer's Socratic smooth boxing glove on a spring	0		Moxie: +15, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Experience (familiar): +2
3852	greasy rosy-cheeked half-sized guitar	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
3853	ghostly mansplainer's sage bass drum	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Monster Level: +15
3854	family-friendly pixel boomerang	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1
3855	tumbling Sinatra's world's smallest violin of extreme caution of chilblains	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Monster Level: -25, Cold Damage: +25
3856	toasty supercharged sage ocarina of space	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Hot Damage: +5
3857	rock-hard a butt tuba	0		Damage Reduction: 5
3858	bone flute of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50
3859	infernal fife of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25
3860	Rosewater's charming flute	0		Mysticality Percent: +30
3861	wobbly leaf of grass	0		
3862	upside-down lime green grievous grass whistle of the cheetah	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Initiative: +60
3863	lightning-fast razor-sharp plastic guitar	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Initiative: +40
3864	asbestos-lined finger cymbals	0		Hot Resistance: +5
3865	huge horrifying kettle drum of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Spooky Damage: +25
3866	blue hale double-barreled sling of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: 120
3867	lard-coated strapping magilaser blastercannon	0		Muscle: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
3868	ghostly zippy hanky&#363; of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +20, Wiki Name: "frigid hankyu"
3869	medical-grade ultimate ultimate frisbee of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
3870	narrow huge stolen office supplies	0		
3871	up-at-dawn office-supply crossbow of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Adventures: +5
3872	spinning vibrating pocket theremin	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10
3873	supercharged rave whistle of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Raveosity: +1
3874	hellseal hide	0		
3875	blue shredded hellseal hide	0		
3876	twirling hellseal brain	0		
3877	burst hellseal brain	0		
3878	blurry hellseal sinew	0		
3879	torn hellseal sinew	0		
3880	spinning hellseal disguise	0		
3881	blinking inspector's brawny fouet de tortue-dressage	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Item Drop: +15, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Apprivoisez la tortue"
3882	encoded cult documents	0		
3883	cult memo	0		
3884	decoded cult documents	0		Skill: "Bind Spaghetti Elemental"
3885	galvanized alkaline ionized cyan vial of slime	0		Effect: "Human-Machine Hybrid", Effect Duration: 11
3886	anodized frozen vial of slime	0		Effect: "Mercenary", Effect Duration: 28
3887	warmed bouncing vial of slime	0		Effect: "Sparkly!", Effect Duration: 16
3888	energized blinking vial of slime	0		Effect: "Scarysauce", Effect Duration: 65
3889	quadruple-ionized blurry vial of slime	0		Effect: "Saucemastery", Effect Duration: 59
3890	improved nitrogenated bouncing vial of violet slime	0		Effect: "Turn On, Tune In, Play Ball!", Effect Duration: 64
3891	super-nitrogenated upside-down vial of vermilion slime	0		Effect: "Hangdog", Effect Duration: 37
3892	polymerized jittery vial of amber slime	0		Effect: "Bread-Lined", Effect Duration: 51
3893	dry teal vial of chartreuse slime	0		Effect: "Hot Hands", Effect Duration: 57
3894	adjusted triple-energized upside-down huge vial of teal slime	0		Effect: "Meadulla Oblongota", Effect Duration: 13
3895	irradiated vial of indigo slime	0		Effect: "Worth Your Salt", Effect Duration: 38
3896	quadruple-improved activated maroon skewed vial of slime	0		Effect: "Norwhalloped", Effect Duration: 62
3897	flattened vial of brown slime	0		Effect: "Industrial Strength Starch", Effect Duration: 38
3898	fuchsia bottle of G&uuml;-Gone	0		
3901	squat bouncing seal-blubber candle	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3902	figurine of a wretched-looking seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3903	pulsating figurine of a baby seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3904	figurine of an armored seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3905	figurine of an seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3906	bouncing figurine of a sleek seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3907	jittery figurine of a shadowy seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3908	figurine of a stinking seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3909	figurine of a charred seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3910	twirling figurine of a seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3911	lime green figurine of a slippery seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3912	imbued seal-blubber candle	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3913	mediocre blended swill with a fly in it	3	decent	
3914	blinking turtle wax	0		
3915	ghostly nippy turtle wax shield	0		Cold Damage: +10
3916	weightlifter's turtle wax helmet	0		Muscle: +15, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 0.5xFairy, cap 10"
3917	healthy turtle wax greaves	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 10"
3918	shaking Samson's meat shield	0		Experience (Muscle): +5
3919	turtlemail bits	0		
3920	wobbly gravedigger's MacGyver's turtlemail coif	0		Maximum MP: +100, Spooky Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 20"
3921	tumbling zippy Oprah's turtlemail breeches	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 1.5xFairy, cap 20"
3922	huge Jack Frost's turtlemail hauberk of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +50
3923	tumbling hedgeturtle	0		
3924	brawny cool spiky turtle helmet	0		Moxie: +5, Muscle Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 32"
3925	clever spiky turtle shoulderpads	0		Maximum MP: +20, Single Equip, Thorns: 2
3926	spinning greasy stylish spiky turtle shield	0		Moxie: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
3927	turtling rod	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer"
3928	syncopated turtle	0		
3929	skewed ghostly grinning turtle	0		
3930	irradiated pickled tainted seal's blood	0		Effect: "substats.enh", Effect Duration: 46
3931	jittery wool Samson's severed flipper	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Cold Resistance: +1, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3932	ingot of seal-iron	0		
3933	olive perfumed bad-ass club of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Stench Resistance: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3934	sealbone	0		
3935	concentrated quantum hyperinflated seal lung	0		Effect: "Litterboxing", Effect Duration: 26
3936	liquefied scrap of shadow	0		Effect: "Magically Delicious", Effect Duration: 12
3937	pickled wet denatured fustulent seal grulch	0		Effect: "Human-Constellation Hybrid", Effect Duration: 45
3938	club of corruption of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3939	huge corrupt club of corruption of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3940	twirling extremely unsafe corrupt club of corrupt corruption	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3941	wizardly beefy evil-ass club of dire peril	0		Muscle: +10, Mysticality: +25, Weapon Damage: +20, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3942	boxer's beefcake's nasty-ass club of Leguizamo	0		Muscle: +25, Muscle Percent: +10, Monster Level: +20, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3943	tumbling knitted cool infernal toilet brush	0		Moxie: +5, Cold Resistance: +3, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3944	pulsating scandalous quilted shadowy seal eye	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Sleaze Damage: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3945	shaking huge hardy oyster egg balloon	0		Maximum HP: +50
3946	narrow Clan VIP Lounge invitation	0		Free Pull
3947	wobbly Clan VIP Lounge key	0		Free Pull
3948	Meat	0		
3949	bouncing treasure chest	0		
3950	key	0		
3951	Baron von Ratsworth	0		
3952	squat monocle	0		
3953	squat mink	0		
3954	teddy butler	0		
3955	martini	0		
3956	tumbling crazy bastard sword	0		
3957	tin of caviar	0		
3958	bouncing up-at-dawn bejeweled cufflinks	0		Adventures: +5, Single Equip
3959	garish pinky ring of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5
3960	designer sunglasses of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
3961	censurious opera glasses of the early riser	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Adventures: +7
3962	designer handbag	0		
3963	Clan pool table	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-05"
3964	squat cell phone	0		Familiar Weight: +10
3965	chilled cube of billiard chalk	0		Effect: "Human-Humanoid Hybrid", Effect Duration: 37
3966	pulsating hot-ass club of the cougar of temperance of the businessman	0		Moxie: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +50, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3967	brawny beefy frigid-ass club of the storm	0		Muscle: +10, Muscle Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3968	upside-down stanky Annie Oakley's sharpshooter's creepy-ass club	0		Critical Hit Percent: 30, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3969	quantum twirling lime green sizzling seal fat	0		Effect: "Trivia Master", Effect Duration: 40
3970	purple smartaleck's Rosewater's Abyssal ember	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Moxie Percent: +30, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3971	activated tumbling frost-rimed seal hide	0		Effect: "Goldentongue", Effect Duration: 63
3972	strapping seal spine of dire peril	0		Muscle: +5, Weapon Damage: +20, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3973	cold-filtered deionized squat ghostly seal lube	0		Effect: "Vinegavotte", Effect Duration: 27
3974	blurry lightning-fast slick mannequin leg	0		Moxie: +10, Initiative: +40, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3975	yellow bouncing family-friendly reassuring padded tortoise	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +1
3976	bouncing mirror flame-retardant arcane researcher's tortoboggan	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip
3977	blinking painted turtle	0		
3978	curative painted shield of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
3979	mirror sleeping wereturtle	0		
3980	shell	0		
3981	torquoise	0		
3982	blurry Fonzie's savvy torquoise ring	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience (Moxie): +1, Single Equip
3983	spinning dueling turtle	0		
3984	lard-coated sage dueling banjo	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
3985	soup turtle	0		
3986	samurai turtle	0		
3987	yellow rosy-cheeked sage samurai turtle helmet	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 6"
3988	turtle shell	0		
3989	squat turtle shell powder	0		
3990	turtle shell helmet of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 8"
3991	slime-soaked hypophysis	0		Skill: "Slimy Sinews"
3992	bouncing slime-soaked brain	0		Skill: "Slimy Synapses"
3993	spinning slime-soaked sweat gland	0		Skill: "Slimy Shoulders"
3994	security blankie	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3995	spinning bundle of chamoix	0		
3996	shaking boxcar turtle	0		
3997	dolphin whistle	0		
3998	metrognome	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3999	pulsating shaking infant sandworm	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4000	string of dingle balls	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
4001	distilled wobbly agua de vida	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2009-06"
4002	Annie Oakley's tortoboggan shield of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +20
4003	jittery bottle of moontan lotion	0		
4004	teal soup-chucks of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100
4005	wet diffused ballast turtle	0		Effect: "Yuletide Sappiness", Effect Duration: 12
4006	memory of some amino acids	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4007	memory of a C	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4008	memory of an A	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4009	bouncing memory of a G	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4010	mirror memory of a T	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4011	blinking memory of a CA base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4012	twirling memory of a CG base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4013	memory of a CT base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4014	blinking ghostly memory of an AG base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4015	wobbly memory of an AT base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4016	memory of a GT base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4017	squat squirming Slime larva	0		
4018	deadly greaves	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 37"
4019	twirling undissolvable contact lenses	0		
4020	careful Tesla piece of rebar	0		Monster Level: -10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
4021	fuchsia narrow auspicious Samson's shovel of the bloodbag	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum HP: +100, Item Drop: +10
4022	fireproof Jim Carey's personal trainer's necklace	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Monster Level: +25, Hot Resistance: +3
4023	twirling supercharged speargun of the ox of temperance	0		Muscle: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Sleaze Resistance: +5
4024	personal trainer's compass of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
4025	veiny rosy-cheeked helmet of the businessman	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy"
4026	flame-wreathed shellacked lantern of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Damage Reduction: 7, Hot Spell Damage: +10
4027	Sherlock's arcane researcher's weightlifter's greaves	0		Muscle: +15, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Item Drop: +25, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 0.5xBarrr"
4028	lightning-fast flame-retardant wicked club	0		Spell Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +1, Initiative: +40
4029	mirror memory of a grappling hook	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4030	skewed memory of a small stone block	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4031	memory of a stone block	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4032	yellow blinking memory of half a stone circle	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4033	upside-down mirror memory of a stone half-circle	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4034	bouncing mirror memory of an iron key	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4035	memory of a crystal	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4036	upside-down caustic slime nodule	0		
4037	adequate small bouncing slimy sweetbreads	2	good	
4038	acceptable strong slimy fermented bile bladder	5	good	
4039	mixed skewed slimy alveolus	1		Effect: "Rampage!", Effect Duration: 25
4040	memory of a cultist's robe	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-06"
4041	Rosewater's pig-iron helm of the blizzard	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 22", Last Available: "2009-06"
4042	electrified pig-iron shinguards of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 1.5xFairy, cap 22", Last Available: "2009-06"
4043	avaricious pig-iron bracers of the boozehound	0		Meat Drop: +30, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-06"
4044	wumpus hair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4045	narrow wumpus-hair bolo	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4046	purple wumpus-hair net	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4047	Rosewater's wumpus-hair whip	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Last Available: "2009-06"
4048	narrow wizardly wumpus-hair wig of the pedagogue of the sewer	0		Mysticality: +25, Experience: +3, Stench Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-06"
4049	knitted supercool wumpus-hair loincloth of courage	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Cold Resistance: +3, Spooky Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 5", Last Available: "2009-06"
4050	smelly wumpus-hair sweater of the glutton	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2009-06"
4051	lightning-fast ring of teleportation	0		Initiative: +40, Single Equip
4052	wobbly glass of baboon milk	1	awesome	Last Available: "2009-06"
4053	fancy wobbly banana milkshake	1	decent	Effect: "Big", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2009-06"
4054	perfectly mixed narrow spinning White Hyborian	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2009-06"
4055	greedy goblin hunting spear	0		Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2009-06"
4056	clever goblin autoblowgun of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2009-06"
4057	blurry spinning mirror tribal beads of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Last Available: "2009-06"
4058	executive forbidden stone fist	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2009-06"
4059	olive stone head of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2009-06"
4060	ghostly skewed Indigo Party Invitation	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4061	blue Violet Hunt Invitation	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4062	Blue Milk Club Card	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4063	Mecha Mayhem Club Card	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4064	'Smuggler Shot First' Button	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4065	Spacefleet Communicator Badge	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4066	blurry yellow Ruby Rod	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4067	essence of heat	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4068	shaking essence of kink	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4069	mirror essence of	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4070	blinking essence of stench	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4071	green essence of fright	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4072	skewed essence of	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4073	jittery Supreme Being Glossary	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4074	multi-pass	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4075	auspicious fireproof villainous scythe	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +10, Slime Hates It: +2
4076	wobbly brainy baneful bandolier of Leguizamo	0		Mysticality: +5, Monster Level: +20, Slime Hates It: +1
4077	up-at-dawn strapping diabolical crossbow	0		Muscle: +5, Adventures: +5, Slime Hates It: +1
4078	pulsating malevolent medallion of the brute of extreme caution	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Monster Level: -25, Slime Hates It: +1, Single Equip
4079	blurry Jeselnik's fortified corrosive cowl	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Sleaze Damage: +25, Slime Hates It: +1, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 0.5xFairy"
4080	therapeutic Socratic grisly shield	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Slime Hates It: +1
4081	smelly frosty corroded breeches	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Slime Hates It: +1, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato"
4082	jittery Jack Frost's pernicious cudgel of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Slime Hates It: +1
4083	massive adequate cupcake-in-a-cup	7	good	Last Available: "2009-06"
4084	squat pool of liquid	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4085	rotten wobbly protein paste	3	crappy	Last Available: "2009-06"
4086	lightning-fast flame-retardant cyber-mattock	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2009-06"
4087	skewed facehugging alien	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4088	pulsating X-37 gun	0		Breakable, Last Available: "2009-06"
4089	galvanized non-colloidal huge wobbly neurostim pill	0		Effect: "Hairy Palms", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2009-06"
4090	anodized chilled tumbling teal physiostim pill	0		Effect: "Boilermade", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2009-06"
4091	skewed mirror slimy cyst	0		
4092	small slimy cyst	0		
4093	twirling medium slimy cyst	0		
4094	narrow slimy cyst	0		
4095	twirling huge censurious peawee marble	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3
4096	supercharged brown crock marble	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30
4097	shellacked China marble	0		Damage Reduction: 7
4098	bouncing narrow aromatic lemonade marble	0		Stench Resistance: +1
4099	narrow razor-sharp bumblebee marble	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25
4100	bouncing jet bennie marble of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100
4101	stanky flame-wreathed beige clambroth marble	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25
4102	rock-hard steely marble	0		Damage Reduction: 5
4103	inspector's rosewater-soaked ribald beach ball marble	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +15
4104	catseye marble of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50
4105	jittery wobbly Tesla bumboozer marble	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
4106	chamoisole of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100
4107	flattened triple-unsweetened spinning bitter pill	0		Effect: "Moon'd", Effect Duration: 43
4108	huge ruddy supercool monstrous monocle	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4109	Usain Bolt's coward's musty moccasins	0		Monster Level: -20, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4110	razor-sharp experienced molten medallion	0		Experience: +2, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4111	nippy Van der Graaf brazen bracelet	0		Cold Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4112	Socratic bitter bowtie of incineration	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4113	bouncing inspector's bewitching boots	0		Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4114	secret from the future	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4115	moist sack	0		
4116	dangerous Samson's rickety unicycle of the boozehound	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Weapon Damage: +10, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip
4117	gray sharpshooter's rock-hard crusty hula hoop of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Damage Reduction: 5, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Single Equip
4118	wool supercharged Coily&trade; of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Cold Resistance: +1
4119	twirling frightening hale banded school flying disc	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum HP: +20, Spooky Damage: +5
4120	yellow reassuring wool lawn dart of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Cold Resistance: +1, Spooky Resistance: +1
4121	quilted wagon of the sewer of Flo-Jo	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Stench Damage: +25, Initiative: +100
4122	wad of slimy rags	0		
4123	gravedigger's crown-shaped beanie of the glutton of the early riser	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Food Drop: +100, Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol"
4124	rosewater-soaked foul-smelling wicked hopping socks	0		Spell Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip
4125	upside-down gravedigger's smartaleck's poodle skirt of terror	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
4126	wobbly electrified letterman's jacket of Tarzan of the businessman	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Meat Drop: +50, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
4127	crafty shellacked hardened slime hat of temperance	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum MP: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy"
4128	frosty dog trainer's Socratic hardened slime pants	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Experience (familiar): +1, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato"
4129	cyan mansplainer's wholesome hardened slime belt of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Maximum HP: +100, Monster Level: +15, Single Equip
4130	empty agua de vida bottle	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4131	mixed boot plant	1	good	Effect: "Alpine Mintiness", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2009-06"
4132	triple-distilled perfectly mixed sham champagne	8	EPIC	Last Available: "2009-06"
4133	energized vacuum-sealed jittery cyan tempura air	0		Effect: "Strange Mental Acuity", Effect Duration: 32
4134	improved pressurized potion of pneumaticity	0		Effect: "Feline Ferocity", Effect Duration: 36
4135	moveable feast	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2009-11", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.35
4136	family-friendly frightening Bag o' Tricks of extreme caution of terror	0		Monster Level: -25, Spooky Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Open the Bag o' Tricks", Last Available: "2009-07"
4137	purple slime stack	0		
4138	a rumpled paper strip	0		
4139	a creased paper strip	0		
4140	huge a folded paper strip	0		
4141	a crinkled paper strip	0		
4142	a crumpled paper strip	0		
4143	a ragged paper strip	0		
4144	jittery a ripped paper strip	0		
4145	blue squat occult funny paper hat	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 2"
4146	non-wet anodized sand	0		Effect: "In the Slimelight", Effect Duration: 65
4147	lion tamer's charged magnet of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2009-09"
4148	stone sphere	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-09"
4149	pulsating yellow quadroculars	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-09"
4150	lint	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4151	pressed huge blurry dubious peppermint	0		Effect: "Tearful, Fearful", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2020-09"
4152	enhanced pickled twirling Elvish delight	0		Effect: "Wit Tea", Effect Duration: 18
4153	squat rockfish stomach	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4154	live lobster	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4155	blurry ghostly wok lobster	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4156	pulsating pebbles	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4157	gravel	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4158	upside-down rock	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4159	rock lobster	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4160	artisanal skewed pebblebr&auml;u	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2009-09"
4161	rotten rocky road ice cream	3	crappy	Last Available: "2009-09"
4162	extra-strength rubber bands	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4163	colloidal deionized non-ionized children of the candy corn	0		Effect: "Items Are Forever", Effect Duration: 56
4164	unsweetened triple-magnetized twirling Good 'n' Slimy	0		Effect: "meat.enh", Effect Duration: 35
4165	Temple Grandin's crafty Samson's Staff of the Soupbone	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum MP: +10, Familiar Weight: +7
4166	blurry blue Voluminous Radio Pants of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "2xGhoul, cap 37"
4167	mirror Jeselnik's Voluminous Radio Hat	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul, cap 37"
4168	beefcake's Voluminous Radio Sneakers	0		Muscle: +25, Single Equip
4169	4-d camera	0		
4170	shaking 4-d camera	0		
4171	blinking crystallized memory	0		
4172	frightening rock helmet	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xGhuol, cap 25"
4173	baleful rock pants	0		Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 25"
4174	prompt rock necklace	0		Adventures: +3, Single Equip
4175	huge spaghetti cult robe	0		
4176	fuchsia sugar sheet	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4177	squat mirror Tome of Sugar Shummoning	0		Free Pull, Skill: "Summon Sugar Sheets"
4178	ghostly sugar shotgun of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4179	shellacked sugar shillelagh	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4180	narrow chilly sugar shank	0		Cold Damage: +5, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4181	fuchsia Oprah's extremely unsafe supercool sugar chapeau	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xVolley, 2xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-09"
4182	cool sugar shorts	0		Moxie: +5, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-09"
4183	tumbling sugar shield	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4184	slime convention swag bag	0		
4185	slime convention flyers	0		
4186	blinking slime convention coupons	0		
4187	mirror personal trainer's slime convention pin	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
4188	slime convention t-shirt	0		
4189	inverse geode	0		
4190	control crystal	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4191	sugar shirt of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4192	ghostly blue sugar shard	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4193	boxer's rave visor	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1.5xPotato, cap 37", Raveosity: +2
4194	up-at-dawn baggy rave pants	0		Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 37", Raveosity: +2
4195	pulsating olive avaricious pacifier necklace	0		Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip, Raveosity: +2
4196	huge sea cowbell	0		
4197	sea	0		
4198	ghostly sea lasso	0		
4199	blinking yellow Lo Pan's boxer's sea cowboy hat of the storm	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xLep"
4200	grouper fangirl	0		
4201	wobbly wobbly bouncing gill rings	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4202	urchin roe	0		
4203	pet anemone	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4204	bouncing Mer-kin cheatsheet	0		
4205	upside-down mirror Mer-kin wordquiz	0		
4206	lime green double-paned lion tamer's brand new key	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Cold Resistance: +5
4207	electrified dorsal fin	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
4208	gray skate skates	0		
4209	skate skin	0		
4210	roller skate decoy	0		
4211	mermaid's purse	0		
4212	underwater slingshot	0		
4213	blinking steel-toed shellacked skate blade	0		Damage Reduction: 16
4214	spangly unitard	0		
4215	steel-toed collapsible baton of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Damage Reduction: 9
4216	groupie lipstick	0		
4217	groupie bra	0		
4218	activated groupie spangles	0		Effect: "Cringle's Curative Carol", Effect Duration: 14
4219	Tesla skate board of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
4220	S.A.V.E. flyer	0		
4221	blinking wicked yield shield	0		Spell Damage: +5, Last Available: "2009-09"
4222	shaking map to the Skate Park	0		
4223	squamous polyp	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4224	unspeakable lozenges	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-10"
4225	roller skate doll	0		
4226	tumbling dance instructor's Star of Bravery	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Single Equip
4227	hungover chauvinist pig	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-10"
4228	perfectly ordinary frog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-10"
4229	amphibious tophat	0		Equips On: "Dancing Frog", Familiar Effect: "adventure underwater"
4230	bottle of Cochon Noir	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4231	ice skate decoy	0		
4232	cyan ice skate doll	0		
4233	hacienda key	0		
4234	wicked pat&eacute; knife	0		Spell Damage: +5
4235	salt-shaker	0		
4236	huge can of sterno	0		
4237	cheese-slicer of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5
4238	rotten enchanted bite-sized beef jerky	1	crappy	Effect: "Phairly Pheromonal", Effect Duration: 20
4239	pipe wrench of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15
4240	liquefied pickled bouncing gun cleaning kit	0		Effect: "Serenity", Effect Duration: 37
4241	pulsating sage sleep mask	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Blind, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 37"
4242	narrow scorching sock garters	0		Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip
4243	dry flattened teal mariachi toothpaste	0		Effect: "Kindly Resolve", Effect Duration: 50
4244	double-paned leather-bound tome	0		Cold Resistance: +5
4245	blurry bookmark	0		
4246	censurious ivory cue ball	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3
4247	perfectly mixed enchanted blurry decanter of fine Scotch	3	super EPIC	Effect: "Billiards Belligerence", Effect Duration: 30
4248	diluted twirling expensive cigar	1		
4249	tophat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4250	mirror fisherman's sack	0		
4251	fish-oil smoke bomb	0		
4252	Vulcanized galvanized twirling vial of squid ink	0		Effect: "This Is Where You're a Viking", Effect Duration: 34
4253	activated skewed potion of speed	0		Effect: "Polka Face", Effect Duration: 28
4254	bark	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4255	maroon narrow Wolfman Nardz	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4256	cold-filtered energized sap	0		Effect: "Capricorn Rising", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2009-10"
4257	wobbly petrified wood	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4258	normal squat twirling chocolate-covered scarab beetle	4	good	Last Available: "2009-10"
4259	practically non-alcoholic bad mulled cider	1	decent	Last Available: "2009-10"
4260	blurry gray wolfman mask	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-10"
4261	pumpkinhead mask	0		Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-10"
4262	jittery mummy costume	0		Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-10"
4263	upside-down squat Ax of L'rose	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4264	steel-toed bark boxers	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xVolley, cap 10", Last Available: "2009-10"
4265	bark beret of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 2.5xLep, cap 10", Last Available: "2009-10"
4266	clever bark bracelet	0		Maximum MP: +20, Single Equip
4267	Lo Pan's personal trainer's Krakrox's Loincloth	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 31"
4268	flame-wreathed Galapagosian Cuisses of the early riser	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +7, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, MP regen, cap 31"
4269	miser's wool Angelhair Culottes	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +10, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, 2xGhoul, cap 31"
4270	skewed sinister Newman's Own Trousers of the businessman	0		Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xPotato, cap 31"
4271	knitted dog trainer's Volartta's bellbottoms	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Cold Resistance: +3, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1.5xFairy, cap 31"
4272	censurious Lederhosen of the Night of the glutton	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Food Drop: +100, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xGhuol, cap 31"
4273	dry quadruple-nitrogenated purple ribbon candy	0		Effect: "Initiative and Let Die", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2020-09"
4274	Underworld acorn	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-10"
4275	Underworld trunk	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4276	fireproof Underworld truncheon of the brute of the sewer	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2009-10"
4277	energetic Staff of the Woodfire of Calamity Jane of the businessman	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2009-10"
4278	purple Tesla supercharged Underworld flail of the scaredy-cat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Monster Level: -15, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2009-10"
4279	jittery Mer-kin cancerstick	0		
4280	Mer-kin sawdust	0		
4281	frosty Mer-kin bunwig of the early riser	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley"
4282	executive nasty arcane researcher's crappy Mer-kin mask	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Stench Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +40, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xBarrr"
4283	Samson's crappy Mer-kin tailpiece of horror	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy"
4284	ribald healthy Mer-kin gladiator mask of the storm	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Sleaze Damage: +10, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr"
4285	rosewater-soaked Socratic boxer's Mer-kin scholar mask	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Stench Resistance: +3, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "cold atk"
4286	asbestos-lined clever hardened Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum MP: +20, Hot Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy"
4287	asbestos-lined clever Herculean Mer-kin scholar tailpiece	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum MP: +20, Hot Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xFairy"
4288	mirror prompt toasty wholesome Mer-kin headguard	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +5, Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk"
4289	wholesome Mer-kin waistrope	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10
4290	pulsating studded Mer-kin facecowl of the brute of the empath	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Damage Absorption: +80, Familiar Weight: +5
4291	tumbling smelly Mer-kin thighguard	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10
4292	reassuring chaotic beefcake's Mer-kin dodgeball	0		Muscle: +25, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ball Bust", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ball Sweat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ball Sack"
4293	flame-retardant strapping Mer-kin dragnet of the storm	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Hot Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Net Gain", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Net Loss", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Net Neutrality"
4294	avaricious vibrating Mer-kin switchblade of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +30, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blade Sling", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blade Roller", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blade Runner"
4295	crystal orb of spirit wrangling	0		
4296	depleted uranium seal figurine	0		
4297	hardened beefcake's Ass-Stompers of Violence of terror	0		Muscle: +25, Damage Reduction: 3, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Stomp Ass"
4298	bouncing gravedigger's sizzling toasty Brand of Violence	0		Hot Damage: 15, Spooky Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Brand"
4299	Usain Bolt's occult strapping Novelty Belt Buckle of Violence	0		Muscle: +5, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Initiative: +80, Single Equip
4300	greasy therapeutic hale Lens of Violence	0		Maximum HP: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Violent Gaze", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr"
4301	cyan rosewater-soaked wholesome savvy Pigsticker of Violence	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Stench Resistance: +3
4302	supercharged stylish Jodhpurs of Violence of doom	0		Moxie: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Mosh", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato"
4303	upside-down auspicious Cold Stone of Hatred of the ox of vim and vigor	0		Muscle: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Item Drop: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Chilling Grip"
4304	Rosewater's Girdle of Hatred of the wise owl of the dark arts	0		Mysticality: +20, Mysticality Percent: +30, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tighten Girdle"
4305	shaking wobbly Van der Graaf brawny Staff of Simmering Hatred of the businessman	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +50, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
4306	therapeutic forbidden Samson's Pantaloons of Hatred	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Spell Damage Percent: +50, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "[7156]Static Shock", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xVolley"
4307	frightening personal trainer's Sinatra's Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip
4308	blinking nasty shellacked Sinatra's Lens of Hatred	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Damage Reduction: 7, Stench Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Hateful Gaze", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xBarrr"
4309	double-paned Socratic wizardly Treads of Loathing	0		Mysticality: +25, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Cloathing
4310	shaking green hale dance instructor's Scepter of Loathing of Calamity Jane	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum HP: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Cloathing
4311	olive wool shellacked Belt of Loathing of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Damage Reduction: 7, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Cloathing
4312	ghostly horrifying curative Goggles of Loathing of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Cloathing, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 1.5xBarrr"
4313	aromatic Oprah's extremely unsafe Stick-Knife of Loathing	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Stench Resistance: +1, Cloathing
4314	Temple Grandin's careful Samson's Jeans of Loathing	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Monster Level: -10, Familiar Weight: +7, Cloathing, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
4315	up-at-dawn Annual Ascot	0		Adventures: +5
4316	spinning scandalous chaotic groovy Sledgehammer of the V&aelig;lkyr	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bashing Slam Smash"
4317	sizzling Socratic Flail of the Seven Aspects of the dark arts	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Hot Damage: +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Turtle of Seven Tails"
4318	blue Tesla quilted Wrath of the Capsaician Pastalords of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Damage Absorption: +40, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Class: "Pastamancer", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Noodles of Fire"
4319	wobbly stanky brainy Windsor Pan of the Source of the brazier	0		Mysticality: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Sauceror", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Saucemageddon"
4320	lightning-fast cool Seeger's Unstoppable Banjo of the early riser	0		Moxie: +5, Initiative: +40, Adventures: +7, Class: "Disco Bandit", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Funk Bluegrass Fusion"
4321	spinning narrow careful The Trickster's Trikitixa of the bloodbag of Calamity Jane of doom	0		Maximum HP: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Monster Level: -10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Extreme High Note"
4322	Sherlock's supercharged savvy Claw of the Infernal Seal	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Item Drop: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip
4323	ghostly spinning rosewater-soaked manspreader's Garter of the Turtle Poacher of the early riser	0		Monster Level: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Adventures: +7, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Single Equip
4324	lightning-fast Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Initiative: +40, Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip
4325	Socratic Rosewater's sage Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	0		Mysticality Percent: 40, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Class: "Sauceror", Single Equip
4326	frightening experienced Bling of the New Wave of Tarzan	0		Experience: +2, Experience (Muscle): +3, Spooky Damage: +5, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip, Extra Pickpocket
4327	squat Jim Carey's Van der Graaf La Hebilla del Cintur&oacute;n de Lopez of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Monster Level: +25, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Class: "Accordion Thief", Single Equip
4328	suspicious stocking	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-12"
4329	green bag of many confections	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4330	rotten candy kneecapping stick	4	crappy	Last Available: "2009-12"
4331	adequate licorice garrote	4	good	Last Available: "2009-12"
4332	blue candy knuckles of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2009-12"
4333	stale jawbruiser	4	decent	Last Available: "2010-12"
4334	nitrogenated pressed shaking chocolate car	0		Effect: "Healthy Blue Glow", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2009-12"
4335	blue chaotic plastic 11 Dealer	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2009-12"
4336	supercool plastic Crimbo Casino	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Last Available: "2009-12"
4337	aromatic plastic stocking mimic	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2009-12"
4338	jittery fortified plastic Don Crimbo	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Last Available: "2009-12"
4339	plastic Crimbomination of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2009-12"
4340	galvanized improved purple Piddles	0		Effect: "Red Door Syndrome", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2009-12"
4341	vacuum-sealed extra-energized BitterSweetTarts	0		Effect: "Old Time Hydration", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2009-12"
4342	vacuum-sealed modified deionized teal Polka Pop	0		Effect: "Alpine Mintiness", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2009-12"
4343	jittery jittery Crimbuck	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4344	green wobbly Crimbo wreath	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4345	string of Crimbo lights	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4346	plastic Crimbo reindeer	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4347	gingerbread house	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4348	wobbly leftover Crimbo rations	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4349	hale snow hat	0		Maximum HP: +20, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2009-12"
4350	sizzling snow pants	0		Hot Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2009-12"
4351	greedy snow belly	0		Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-12"
4352	blinking pile of loose snow	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4353	Crimbough	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4354	upside-down A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	0		Skill: "Holiday Weight Gain", Last Available: "2009-12"
4355	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	0		Skill: "Jingle Bells", Last Available: "2009-12"
4356	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	0		Skill: "Candyblast", Last Available: "2009-12"
4357	blue A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	0		Skill: "Surge of Icing", Last Available: "2009-12"
4358	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	0		Skill: "Stealth Mistletoe", Last Available: "2009-12"
4359	pulsating ghostly A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	0		Skill: "Cringle's Curative Carol", Last Available: "2009-12"
4360	stale cyan bouncing expired can of franks 'n' beans	3	decent	Last Available: "2009-12"
4361	practically non-alcoholic aged skewed expired bottle of peppermint schnapps	1	awesome	Last Available: "2009-12"
4362	snow halo	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4363	elf resistance button	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4364	super-polymerized aerosolized elven suicide capsule	0		Effect: "Super-Mega-Charged", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2009-12"
4365	small toothsome blue penguin focaccia bread	2	awesome	Last Available: "2009-12"
4366	bad practically non-alcoholic herringcello	1	decent	Last Available: "2009-12"
4367	weak perfectly mixed narrow elven cellocello	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2009-12"
4368	upside-down wrench handle	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4369	handful of headless bolts	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4370	bottle of agitprop ink	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4371	handful of wires	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4372	red upside-down blinking chunk of cement	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4373	grappling hook	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4374	wobbly elf ear	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4375	spiraling shape	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4376	ghostly Crimbomination Contraption	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4377	olive inspector's throwing wrench	0		Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2009-12"
4378	huge blue double-paned pair of bolt cutters	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4379	poison pen of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2009-12"
4380	smartaleck's speed limit shield	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Last Available: "2009-12"
4381	chilly live wire of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4382	skewed resourceful stylish misfit dolly	0		Moxie: +25, Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2009-12"
4383	ribald ruddy misfit hobby horse	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2009-12"
4384	Jack Frost's misfit teddy bear of bravery	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4385	blurry occult pocketwatch on a chain of the brazier	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2009-12"
4386	cyan Oprah's stiffened cement sandals	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-12"
4387	scandalous wicked night-vision goggles	0		Spell Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-12"
4388	passable elf mask	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-12"
4389	Sinatra's peanut brittle shield	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4390	Red Rover BB gun of doom of temperance	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4391	spinning auspicious red-and-green sweater	0		Item Drop: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "[7094]Static Shock", Last Available: "2009-12"
4392	tumbling Crimbo Candy Cookbook	0		Skill: "Summon Crimbo Candy", Last Available: "2009-12"
4393	diffused nitrogenated Crimbo peppermint bark	0		Effect: "So Fresh and So Clean", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2009-12"
4394	modified shaking Crimbo fudge	0		Effect: "Dancing Prowess", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2009-12"
4395	dry Crimbo pecan	0		Effect: "Okee-Dokee Go!", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2009-12"
4396	Jack-in-the-box	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4397	crank handle	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4398	cheese ball	0		Last Available: "2010-01"
4399	medical-grade cheese sword	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4400	cheese diaper of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4401	blinking Sinatra's cheese wheel	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4402	sharpshooter's cheese eye	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Give Your Opponent the Stinkeye", Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4403	Van der Graaf supercool Staff of Queso Escusado of the scaredy-cat	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Monster Level: -15, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4405	upside-down foreign box	0		
4406	The Art of Slapfighting	0		Class: "Seal Clubber", Skill: "Iron Palm Technique", Last Available: "2010-06"
4407	Uncle Romulus	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer", Skill: "Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin", Last Available: "2010-03"
4408	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Skill: "Stringozzi Serpent", Last Available: "2010-04"
4409	Zu Mannk&auml;se Dienen	0		Class: "Sauceror", Skill: "K&auml;seso&szlig;esturm", Last Available: "2010-01"
4410	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	0		Class: "Disco Bandit", Skill: "Kung Fu Hustler", Last Available: "2011-01"
4411	squat Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	0		Class: "Accordion Thief", Skill: "Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration", Last Available: "2010-02"
4412	adequate twirling quantum taco	0	???	Last Available: "2010-10"
4413	fancy bad triple-distilled Schr&ouml;dinger's thermos	0	???	Effect: "Sweet and Red", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2010-04"
4414	colorful plastic ball	0		Last Available: "2010-01"
4415	narrow personal trainer's sealhide hood	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 40"
4416	fuchsia Jim Carey's sealhide leggings	0		Monster Level: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 40"
4417	blurry smelly sealhide cloak	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10
4418	lime green spinning double-paned sealhide buckler	0		Cold Resistance: +5
4419	Rosewater's sealhide whip	0		Mysticality Percent: +30
4420	wobbly nasty sealhide moccasins	0		Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip
4421	beefy sealhide gloves	0		Muscle: +10
4422	shaking shaking stiffened sealhide belt	0		Damage Reduction: 1
4423	sealhide snare	0		
4424	yellow puzzling trophy	0		
4425	polymerized polymerized olive sealhide seal doll	0		Effect: "Eyes Wide Propped", Effect Duration: 21
4426	hymnal	0		Skill: "Canticle of Carboloading"
4428	forbidden glowstick on a string	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Raveosity: +1
4429	gray MacGyver's candy necklace	0		Maximum MP: +100, Single Equip, Raveosity: +1
4430	scandalous teddybear backpack	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Raveosity: +1
4431	NPZR chemistry set	0		Last Available: "2011-08"
4432	aerosolized twirling invisibility potion	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Stinking Alphredo&trade;", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2011-08"
4433	Vulcanized quantum pressed gray irresistibility potion	0		Effect: "Cletus's Canticle of Celerity", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2011-08"
4434	alkaline non-polarized irritability potion	0		Effect: "Poker Faced", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2011-08"
4436	cube	0		Last Available: "2011-02"
4438	narrow hellseal whisker	0		
4439	spinning blinking hellseal claw	0		
4440	bouncing scandalous guard turtle shell	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 40"
4441	ghostly Jeselnik's crowbar	0		Sleaze Damage: +25
4442	spaghetti cult rosary of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100
4443	blinking ghostly spaghetti cult mask of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 38"
4444	guard turtle collar	0		Familiar Damage: +10
4445	spangly mariachi pants of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, 2xPotato, cap 37"
4446	green blurry fireproof spangly mariachi vest of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Hot Resistance: +3
4447	groovy spangly sombrero	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, 2xPotato, cap 37"
4448	dried narrow blue Instant Karma	1	EPIC	
4449	pulsating squat painting of a landscape	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4450	mirror map to The Landscaper's Lair	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4451	scandalous pointy hat	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 27", Last Available: "2010-04"
4452	cool machetito	0		Moxie: +5, Last Available: "2010-04"
4453	lawnmower blade of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2010-04"
4454	grass clippings	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
4455	pulsating pulsating The Landscaper's leafblower of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2010-04"
4456	snowball	0		
4457	blinking blue snailmail bits	0		
4458	tumbling skewed resourceful Sinatra's snailmail coif	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum MP: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 41"
4459	rosewater-soaked snailmail breeches of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 0.5xFairy, cap 41"
4460	snailmail hauberk of the cougar of the brute	0		Moxie: +20, Muscle Percent: +30
4461	irradiated pressed ionized seal-brain elixir	0		Effect: "Make Meat FA$T!", Effect Duration: 25
4462	unsweetened concentrated colloidal yellow chocolate seal-clubbing club	0		Effect: "Dreadful Smell", Effect Duration: 13
4463	extra-vacuum-sealed chocolate turtle totem	0		Effect: "Haunted Liver", Effect Duration: 36
4464	Vulcanized huge chocolate pasta spoon	0		Effect: "Corona de la Salsa", Effect Duration: 25
4465	flattened super-dry nitrogenated spinning chocolate saucepan	0		Effect: "The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder", Effect Duration: 12
4466	adjusted blurry chocolate disco ball	0		Effect: "Limber as Mortimer", Effect Duration: 31
4467	boiled chocolate stolen accordion	0		Effect: "Coated Arms", Effect Duration: 29
4468	huge Libram of BRICKOs	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-02", Skill: "Summon BRICKOs"
4469	BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4470	BRICKO eye brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4471	thinker's BRICKO hat	0		Mysticality: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2010-02"
4472	upside-down perfumed BRICKO pants	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 2xLep, 1xPotato, cap 22", Last Available: "2010-02"
4473	squat nippy BRICKO sword	0		Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2010-02"
4474	BRICKO ooze	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4475	BRICKO bat	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4476	tumbling BRICKO oyster	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4477	shaking BRICKO turtle	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4478	BRICKO elephant	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4479	skewed BRICKO octopus	0		Last Available: "2010-02", Wiki Name: "BRICKO octopus (item)"
4480	BRICKO python	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4481	BRICKO vacuum cleaner	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4482	huge BRICKO airship	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4483	BRICKO cathedral	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4484	BRICKO gargantuchicken	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4485	blinking BRICKO pyramid	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4486	bouncing BRICKO pearl	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4487	cyan educational BRICKO bulwark	0		Experience: +1, Last Available: "2010-02"
4488	BRICKO trunk	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4489	gilded BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4490	gilded BRICKO chalice	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4491	BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4492	BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4493	broken BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4494	BRICKO reactor	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4495	BRICKO egg	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4496	red extra-heavy BRICKO brick	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-02"
4497	extra-ionized mirror recording of The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	0		Effect: "Human-Goblin Hybrid", Effect Duration: 40
4498	quadruple-denatured aerosolized blinking recording of Benetton's Medley of Diversity	0		Effect: "Worth Your Salt", Effect Duration: 39
4499	pickled ionized recording of Elron's Explosive Etude	0		Effect: "Ancient Protected", Effect Duration: 57
4500	super-deionized boiled polymerized spinning recording of Chorale of Companionship	0		Effect: "Turtle Power", Effect Duration: 57
4501	liquefied pulsating recording of Prelude of Precision	0		Effect: "Jingle Jangle Jingle", Effect Duration: 60
4502	nitrogenated oxidized recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad	0		Effect: "Ocelot Eyes", Effect Duration: 46
4503	denatured skewed recording of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	0		Effect: "Braaaains Over Braaaawwn", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2010-02"
4504	banded grievous heart of the volcano	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Damage Absorption: +100
4505	flattened cold-filtered Northern pemmican	0		Effect: "Warm Shoulders", Effect Duration: 54
4506	yellow spinning puzzling ribbon	0		
4507	Clan looking glass	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-03"
4508	concentrated dry deionized olive &quot;DRINK ME&quot; potion	0		Effect: "Boo Tea", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2010-03"
4509	reflection of a map	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4510	flavorless walrus ice cream	3	decent	Last Available: "2010-03"
4511	flavorless beautiful soup	4	decent	Last Available: "2010-03"
4512	eggman noodles	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4513	squat Vial of <i>jus de larmes</i>	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4514	moldy upside-down Humpty Dumplings	3	crappy	Last Available: "2010-03"
4515	normal Lobster <i>qua</i> Grill	3	good	Last Available: "2010-03"
4516	lousy missing wine	4	decent	Last Available: "2010-03"
4517	bite-sized decent huge mirror matter custard	1	good	Last Available: "2010-03"
4518	pickled tumbling comfit?	0		Effect: "Heart of Orange", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2010-03"
4519	ittah bittah hookah	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-03"
4520	cyan Temple Grandin's forbidden flamingo mallet	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2010-03"
4521	blinking teal ghostly croquet hedgehog	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4522	Tiger-lily's milk	1	good	Last Available: "2010-03"
4523	gray mirror sage eye of the Tiger-lily of temperance	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2010-03"
4524	Jim Carey's wig of the brazier	0		Monster Level: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 17", Last Available: "2010-03"
4525	flavorless huge donut	9	decent	Last Available: "2010-03"
4526	bland bucket of honey	4	decent	Last Available: "2010-03"
4527	upside-down teal scandalous Jack Frost's elephant stinger	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2010-03"
4528	stale dragon snaps	4	decent	Last Available: "2010-03"
4529	narrow foul-smelling banded snapdragon pistil	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2010-03"
4530	puff of smoke	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4531	flavorless rook cookie	3	decent	Last Available: "2010-03"
4532	super-sized adequate blinking bishop cookie	5	good	Last Available: "2010-03"
4533	rotten huge knight cookie	6	crappy	Last Available: "2010-03"
4534	gigantic moldy king cookie	9	crappy	Last Available: "2010-03"
4535	stale thick queen cookie	5	decent	Effect: "Towering Strength", Last Available: "2010-03"
4536	fairy-worn boots	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-08"
4537	knitted insane tophat	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 7", Last Available: "2010-03"
4538	blurry sinister Socratic helm of the knight	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 15", Last Available: "2010-03"
4539	red upside-down occult wristwatch of the knight of doom	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-03", Nonstackable Watch
4540	blurry Herculean savvy trousers of the knight	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience (Muscle): +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2.5xPotato, 2xLep, cap 15", Last Available: "2010-03"
4541	wobbly skewed tophat of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 25"
4542	jittery green Sinatra's tie	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Single Equip
4543	fuchsia supercharged tuxedo pants	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 25"
4544	porpoise	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4545	squat pocketwatch	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4546	bandersnatch	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4547	tumbling caterpillar	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4548	walrus	0		Last Available: "2010-03", Synergetic
4549	blue carpenter	0		Last Available: "2010-03", Synergetic
4550	spinning dodo	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4551	aromatic detour shield	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2010-03"
4552	left parenthesis	0		
4553	lowercase a	0		
4554	percent sign	0		
4555	green left bracket	0		
4556	right parenthesis	0		
4557	pulsating blue dollar sign	0		
4558	equal sign	0		
4559	record album	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4560	map to Professor Jacking's laboratory	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4561	olive can of depilatory cream	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4562	hair of the calf	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4563	weak tolerable world's most unappetizing beverage	2	good	Last Available: "2010-04"
4564	slippery when wet shield of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2010-04"
4565	rotten upside-down raisin	4	crappy	Last Available: "2010-04"
4566	teal fly glasses	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2010-04"
4567	greasy flyest of shirts of the glutton	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2010-04"
4568	flavorless half-sized a dance upon the palate	2	decent	Last Available: "2010-04"
4569	moldy immense prehistoric meteorite jawbreaker	10	crappy	Last Available: "2010-04"
4570	narrow Crazyleg's razor	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4571	immense bland squirmy violent party snack	6	decent	Last Available: "2010-04"
4572	yellow bouncing can-you-dig-it? of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2010-04"
4573	The Legendary Beat	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4574	huge panicked kernel	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-04"
4575	bugged beanie	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2010-04"
4576	shaking bugged balaclava	0		Monster Level: +20, Equips On: "Baby Bugged Bugbear", Last Available: "2010-04"
4577	bugged b&Atilde;&para;n&plusmn;&Atilde;&copy;t	0		Food Drop: +5, Pants Drop: +5, Candy Drop: +5, Equips On: "Baby Bugged Bugbear", Last Available: "2010-04"
4578	ghostly meat st&permil;&iquest;bing club	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4579	denatured tarnished Knob G&Atilde;&para;blin l&Atilde;&sup2;ve potion	0		Effect: "Oxygenated Blood", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2010-04"
4580	upside-down hardy school Mafi<i>a kni</i>cke&frac12;&aelig;	0		Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2010-04"
4581	pulsating foul-smelling T&Icirc;&curren;&loz;lisman of Bai&oslash;&Dagger; of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2010-04", Wiki Name: "Bugged baio"
4582	fat bottom quark	0		Last Available: "2010-05"
4583	yellow glob of skin	0		
4584	bland fuchsia six wedges of goat cheese	4	decent	
4585	collection of objects	0		
4586	boulder	0		
4587	goth	0		
4588	upside-down brown pixel	0		
4589	bouncing chaotic pixel whip	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10
4590	wizardly pixel chain whip	0		Mysticality: +25, Last Available: "2010-07"
4591	blurry horrifying pixel morning star	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2010-07"
4592	pixel orb	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4593	twirling pixellated moneybag	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4594	teal twirling pixel cross	0		
4595	cyan pixel holy water	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4596	map to Vanya's Castle	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4597	wobbly 8-Bit Power magazine	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4598	pixel stopwatch	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4599	blinking bottle opener	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4600	map to the Kegger in the Woods	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4601	drinkable plastic cup of beer	4	good	Last Available: "2010-06"
4602	orquette's phone number	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4603	bronze handcuffs	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4604	keg	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4605	supercharged Herculean bottle of Goldschn&ouml;ckered	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Goldensh&ouml;wer", Last Available: "2010-06"
4606	thick normal sun-dried tofu	5	good	Effect: "Deadened palate", Effect Duration: 1, Last Available: "2010-08"
4607	mediocre watered-down cyan soyburger juice	2	decent	Effect: "Oversaturated Palate", Effect Duration: 1, Last Available: "2010-08"
4608	respected companion biscuit	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4609	twirling essential tofu	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4610	dry electrified mirror essential soy	0		Effect: "Swimming with Sharks", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2010-08"
4611	aerosolized non-alkaline twirling cyan essential cameraderie	0		Effect: "Gr8ness", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2010-08"
4612	souvenir drawing	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4613	map to the Magic Commune	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4614	Jack Frost's Crown of Thrones	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-05"
4615	triple-distilled tolerable Cinco Mayo Lager	8	good	Last Available: "2010-05"
4616	Underworld sapling	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4617	jittery pruning shears	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4618	plastic cup of flat beer	0		
4619	ghostly frisbee	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4620	motorcycle	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-06"
4621	Game Grid token	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4622	skewed Game Grid ticket	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4623	ionized pickled blurry chocolate-covered caviar	0		Effect: "Dilated Pupils", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2020-09"
4624	stale skewed pawn cookie	3	decent	Last Available: "2010-06"
4625	pickled coffee pixie stick	1	awesome	Effect: "Punch Another Day", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2010-06"
4626	superduperball	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4627	twirling finger cuffs	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4628	parachute guy	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4629	Fonzie's plastic spider ring	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shoot Web", Last Available: "2010-06"
4630	skewed energetic plastic kazoo	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2010-06"
4631	yellow deadly inflatable baseball bat	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Last Available: "2010-06"
4632	Van der Graaf googly-star hat of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2010-06"
4633	banded fortified googly-ball hat	0		Damage Absorption: 160, Last Available: "2010-06"
4634	fuchsia wholesome brainy googly-heart hat	0		Mysticality: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2010-06"
4635	sizzling super-sweet boom box of mayonnaise	0		Hot Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Four Songs, Last Available: "2010-06"
4636	Game Grid valued membership card	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4637	wool rosy-cheeked sinister demon mask of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Cold Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2010-06"
4638	spinning lion tamer's stiffened streetfighting champion's belt of the empath	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-06"
4639	maroon rosewater-soaked arcane researcher's supercool Space Trip safety headphones	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-06"
4640	Usain Bolt's LARP carp	0		Initiative: +80
4641	spinning razor-sharp savvy KoL Con Six Pack	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +25
4642	blurry Newton's Gregarious Gregorian Smock	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3
4643	huge veiny rxr shield	0		Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2010-06"
4644	greedy rosewater-soaked Juju Mojo Mask of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Stench Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-07"
4645	cool space trooper helmet	0		Moxie: +5, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 2"
4646	shaking Temple Grandin's rock-hard Meteoid ice beam of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Damage Reduction: 5, Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2011-12"
4647	wizardly Dungeon Fist gauntlet of Tarzan of horror	0		Mysticality: +25, Experience (Muscle): +3, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-06"
4648	Schmalz's First Prize Beer	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4649	spinning chiptune guitar	0		Item Drop: +25, Equips On: "Mini-Hipster", Familiar Effect: "item drop"
4650	shaking fixed-gear bicycle	0		Experience: +3, Equips On: "Mini-Hipster", Familiar Effect: "stats"
4651	ironic moustache	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Familiar Effect: "+10 lbs"
4652	wool therapeutic ironic knit cap	0		Cold Resistance: +1, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 10"
4653	jittery ironic sunglasses	0		Single Equip, Thorns: 1
4654	ironic battle spoon of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3
4655	foul-smelling grievous Rosewater's ironic jogging shorts	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Stench Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 6xGhuol, cap 10"
4656	blinking upside-down Socratic mole skin notebook	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1
4657	pair of jeans	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4658	map to Ellsbury's Claim	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4659	fuchsia tumbling blackberry galoshes of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Single Equip
4660	stanky trout fang of temperance	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2010-09"
4661	low-calorie decent huge poisonous caviar	1	good	Last Available: "2010-09"
4662	super-magnetized colloidal wet venom duct	0		Effect: "Purpose", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2010-09"
4663	Ellsbury's journal	0		Skill: "Unaccompanied Miner", Last Available: "2010-09"
4664	spinning healthy Ellsbury's skull of the storm	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2010-09"
4665	jittery tumbling Socratic hot plate	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Thorns: 1
4666	Da Vinci's imp unity ring of incineration	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Hot Spell Damage: +50
4667	Victor, the Insult Comic Hellhound Puppet of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100
4668	huge Jeselnik's observational glasses	0		Sleaze Damage: +25
4669	arcane researcher's hilarious comedy prop	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
4670	beer-scented teddy bear	0		
4671	weak mediocre blurry pulsating booze-soaked cherry	2	decent	
4672	yellow comfy pillow	0		
4673	small normal marshmallow	2	good	
4674	fancy bland skewed mirror sponge cake	3	decent	Effect: "Mo' Hobo", Effect Duration: 40
4675	hand-crafted gin-soaked blotter paper	4	EPIC	
4676	maroon tree-holed coin	0		
4677	unearthed volcanic meteoroid	0		Skill: "Volcanometeor Showeruption", Last Available: "2011-12"
4678	unearthed potsherd	0		
4679	shaking volcanic ash	0		
4680	smoked potsherd	0		
4681	executive pottery shield	0		Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2010-09"
4682	aromatic wholesome pottery hat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 11", Last Available: "2010-09"
4683	gray toasty studded pottery training pants	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Hot Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xGhuol, cap 12", Last Available: "2010-09"
4684	inspector's pottery club	0		Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2010-09"
4685	twirling groovy pottery yo-yo	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Last Available: "2010-09"
4686	pottery barn owl figurine	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4687	fossilized bat skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4688	fossilized serpent skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4689	fossilized baboon skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4690	upside-down fossilized wyrm skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4691	skewed fossilized wing	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4692	fossilized limb	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4693	fossilized torso	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4694	squat fossilized spine	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4695	shaking affordable teak perch	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-09"
4696	nasty toasty chilly Greatest American Pants	0		Cold Damage: +5, Hot Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +5, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 2.5xBarrr, 2xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2010-09"
4697	huge greasy fossilized necklace	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2010-09"
4698	imp air	0		
4699	bus pass	0		
4700	fossilized spike	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4701	upside-down upside-down waterlogged crate	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4702	red archaeologing shovel	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4703	occult red-hot medallion	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-09"
4704	fossilized demon skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4705	fossilized spider skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4706	sinister tablet	0		
4707	E-Z Cook&trade; oven	0		
4708	bouncing My First Shaker&trade;	0		
4709	hippo tutu	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
4710	shaking immense ballet shoes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4711	ghostly sweatpants	0		Familiar Effect: "8xPotato, cap 2"
4712	skewed GameInformPowerDailyPro subscription card	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-02"
4713	popsicle stick	0		
4714	tasty small upside-down lemon popsicle	2	awesome	
4715	flavorless immense popsicle	10	decent	
4716	snack-sized rotten blurry strawberry popsicle	2	crappy	
4717	rotten big liver popsicle	5	crappy	
4718	ghostly hale mariachi hat	0		Maximum HP: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
4719	mirror frightening Hollandaise helmet	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
4720	organ grinder	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4721	microwave stogie	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4722	moldy thick liver and let pie	5	crappy	Last Available: "2010-10"
4723	adequate badass pie	3	good	Last Available: "2010-10"
4724	small moldy shoo-fish pie	2	crappy	Last Available: "2010-10"
4725	rotten piping organ pie	4	crappy	Last Available: "2010-10"
4726	toothsome igloo pie	4	awesome	Last Available: "2010-10"
4727	thick enchanted flavorless stomach turnover	5	decent	Effect: "Trufflin'", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2010-10"
4728	small bland dead lights pie	2	decent	Last Available: "2010-10"
4729	flavorless throbbing organ pie	3	decent	Last Available: "2010-10"
4730	Temple Grandin's stop shield	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2009-12"
4731	nest egg	0		
4732	ghostly sleeping piano cat	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4733	wobbly kitty sheet music	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4734	rehearsing dramatic hedgehog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4735	tumbling prop sword	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4736	tangle of rat tails	0		
4737	nippy beer-soaked mop	0		Cold Damage: +10
4738	enchanted mediocre skewed day-old beer	4	decent	Effect: "Nightlit", Effect Duration: 15
4739	artisanal strong plain beer	5	EPIC	
4740	drinkable overpriced &quot;imported&quot; beer	3	good	
4741	jittery smiling rat	0		
4742	rat tooth polish	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4743	bone chips	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4744	non-dry green PlexiPips	0		Effect: "Chock Full o' Nanites", Effect Duration: 62
4745	chilled Wax Flask	0		Effect: "The Rich Get Richer", Effect Duration: 34
4746	altered quantum Pain Dip	0		Effect: "Stimulated Brain", Effect Duration: 42
4747	flavorless low-calorie bone meal	1	decent	Last Available: "2010-10"
4748	tolerable watered-down bone aperitif	2	good	Last Available: "2010-10"
4749	boxer's bonerang	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Last Available: "2010-10"
4750	twirling inspector's bone and arrows	0		Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2010-10"
4751	steel-toed boning knife	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Last Available: "2010-10"
4752	supercool bone crusher	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Last Available: "2010-10"
4753	maroon hardy bone spurs	0		Maximum HP: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-10"
4754	jittery flame-retardant wizardly bonedanna	0		Mysticality: +25, Hot Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 30", Last Available: "2010-10"
4755	blurry Lo Pan's brainy boneana hammock	0		Mysticality: +5, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xVolley, cap 30", Last Available: "2010-10"
4756	bag of bones	0		Last Available: "2010-10"
4757	fuchsia Stabonic scroll	0		Last Available: "2010-10"
4758	activated ghostly candy skeleton	0		Effect: "Standard Cheer", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2020-09"
4759	skewed Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4760	upside-down packet of pumpkin seeds	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4761	pumpkin	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4762	shaking pulsating huge pumpkin	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4763	rotten tiny pumpkin pie	1	crappy	Last Available: "2010-11"
4764	hand-crafted weak pumpkin beer	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2010-11"
4765	activated activated double-oxidized pumpkin juice	0		Effect: "Ham-Fisted", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2010-11"
4766	spinning pumpkin bomb	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4767	spinning dog trainer's Newton's shin gourds	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Experience (familiar): +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-11"
4768	Jeselnik's studded wicked Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern	0		Spell Damage: +5, Damage Absorption: +80, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2010-11"
4769	pumpkin carriage	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4770	Desert Bus pass	0		
4771	ginormous pumpkin	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4804	Essence of Annoyance	0		Skill: "Summon Annoyance"
4805	wobbly Unmotivator: Crashed Orca	0		Free Pull
4806	Unmotivator: Success Warrior	0		Free Pull
4807	ghostly Unmotivator: Crashed Meat Car	0		Free Pull
4810	Holiday Hal's Happy-Time Fun Book!	0		Skill: "Summon Holiday Fun!"
4811	Holiday Fun!	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
4812	pulsating Antagonistic Snowman Kit	0		Skill: "Summon Carrot"
4818	spoiled CRIMBCOIDS mints	4	crappy	Last Available: "2011-01"
4819	huge can of CRIMBCOLA	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4820	adequate fancy CRIMBCOLOAF	4	good	Effect: "Braaaains Over Braaaawwn", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2011-01"
4821	stale circular CRIMBCOOKIE	4	decent	Effect: "Mystic Circle", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4822	frightening plastic CRIMBCO HQ	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2010-12"
4823	ghostly chaotic plastic fax machine	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4824	wool plastic hobo elf	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2010-12"
4825	shaking plastic Mr. Mination of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Last Available: "2010-12"
4826	plastic Best Game Ever of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2010-12"
4827	hibernating robot reindeer	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-12"
4828	spinning S.L.E.I.G.H.B.E.L.L.S.	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-12"
4829	robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4830	skewed robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4831	robot reindeer protocol D.O.N.N.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4832	robot reindeer protocol V.I.X.E.N.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4833	robot reindeer protocol C.U.P.I.D.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4834	robot reindeer protocol D.A.N.C.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4835	robot reindeer protocol C.O.M.E.T.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4836	olive skewed robot reindeer protocol B.L.I.T.Z.E.N.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4837	robot reindeer protocol R.U.D.O.L.P.H.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4838	robot reindeer protocol O.L.I.V.E.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4839	special normal super-sized triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	5	good	Effect: "Triangle, Man", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4840	spoiled square CRIMBCOOKIE	4	crappy	Effect: "Square to be Hip", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4841	Annie Oakley's resourceful bindlestocking of Flo-Jo	0		Maximum MP: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Initiative: +100, Drops Items, Last Available: "2010-12"
4842	sleeping stocking	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4843	ghostly Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	0		Skill: "Toynado", Last Available: "2010-12"
4844	twirling The Joy of Wassailing	0		Skill: "Wassail", Last Available: "2010-12"
4845	blurry cyan Jeselnik's veiny Uncle Hobo's stocking cap	0		Maximum HP: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2010-12"
4846	green sharpshooter's curative Uncle Hobo's epic beard	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4847	Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants of James Dean of bravery	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Spooky Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol", Last Available: "2010-12"
4848	medical-grade beefcake's Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves	0		Muscle: +25, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4849	Usain Bolt's Uncle Hobo's highest bough of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2010-12"
4850	wobbly flame-retardant Sinatra's Uncle Hobo's belt	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4851	warmed polymerized chocolate cigar	0		Effect: "So You Can Work More...", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2010-12"
4852	upside-down gravedigger's gift-a-pult	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4853	chilled lime green holly-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Rage of the Reindeer", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2020-09"
4854	CRIMBCO scrip	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4855	Toot Oriole care package	0		
4856	paperclip	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4857	bottle of Blank-Out	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4858	CRIMBCO lanyard of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-01"
4859	lime green CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	0		Skill: "Fashionably Late", Last Available: "2011-01"
4860	gray ghostly CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	0		Skill: "Executive Narcolepsy", Last Available: "2011-01"
4861	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	0		Skill: "Lunch Break", Last Available: "2011-01"
4862	spinning CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	0		Skill: "Offensive Joke", Last Available: "2011-01"
4863	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	0		Skill: "Managerial Manipulation", Last Available: "2011-01"
4864	photocopier	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4865	bouncing deluxe fax machine	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4866	squat pulsating Workytime Tea	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4867	paperclip sproinger	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4868	upside-down bouncing gray prompt reassuring paperclip-on tie of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Spooky Resistance: +1, Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-01"
4869	perfumed studded paperclip pants	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Stench Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-01"
4870	dangerous deadly paperclip turban of extreme caution	0		Weapon Damage: 15, Monster Level: -25, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-01"
4871	therapeutic paperclip cape	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2011-01"
4872	wobbly glob of Blank-Out	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4873	photocopied monster	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4874	gaudy key	0		
4875	BGE merchandise order form	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4876	nitrogenated altered squat chocolate bath ball	0		Effect: "Brocolate Brostidigitation", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2011-01"
4877	concentrated non-quantum bacon bath ball	0		Effect: "Slimed Stomach", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2011-01"
4878	moist corrupted incense bath ball	0		Effect: "Make Meat FA$T!", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2011-01"
4879	polarized myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball	0		Effect: "Blackberry Politeness", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2011-01"
4880	blurry narrow CRIMBCO mug	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4881	acceptable CRIMBCO wine	3	good	Last Available: "2011-01"
4882	shaking Dickory Farms Gift Basket	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4883	toe jam	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4884	moldy toe jam toast	3	crappy	Last Available: "2011-01"
4885	traffic jam	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4886	bland low-calorie traffic jam toast	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-01"
4887	space jam	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4888	half-sized stale space jam toast	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-01"
4889	alkaline galvanized blurry bouncing upside-down motivational poster	0		Effect: "White Blooded", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2011-01"
4890	blinking sack lunch	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4891	bath ball gift set	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4892	slow jam collection	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4893	BGE shotglass	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4894	half-sized normal fancy blinking festive sausage	2	good	Effect: "The Chains Down In The Belly-O", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2011-01"
4895	normal pulsating spinning holiday cheese log	3	good	Last Available: "2011-01"
4896	holiday log	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4897	lard-coated scorching BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	0		Hot Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2010-12"
4898	inspector's dance instructor's BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2010-12"
4899	olive tumbling ribald BGE pocket calendar	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4900	BGE temporary tattoo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4901	jittery hardened BGE plastic toy	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4902	twirling stapler bear of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2010-12"
4903	hale adhesive tape dolly	0		Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2010-12"
4904	fortified scissor duck	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Last Available: "2010-12"
4905	coal paperweight	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4906	jittery jingle bell	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4907	narrow lightning-fast hardened Seven Loco	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2010-09"
4908	Loathing Legion knife	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4909	thinker's Loathing Legion many-purpose hook	0		Mysticality: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4910	dog trainer's Loathing Legion moondial	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4911	Newton's Loathing Legion necktie	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4912	Tesla Loathing Legion knife	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4913	therapeutic Loathing Legion corkscrew	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4914	tumbling hardened Loathing Legion can opener	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4915	twirling manspreader's boxer's Loathing Legion chainsaw	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Monster Level: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4916	ghostly sinister Loathing Legion rollerblades	0		Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4917	Sinatra's Loathing Legion flamethrower	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4918	Loathing Legion tattoo needle	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4919	brawny Loathing Legion defibrillator	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4920	brawny Loathing Legion double prism	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4921	skewed Loathing Legion tape measure of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4922	foul-smelling Loathing Legion kitchen sink	0		Stench Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4923	Loathing Legion abacus of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4924	Loathing Legion helicopter	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4925	sage Loathing Legion pizza stone	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4926	Loathing Legion universal screwdriver	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4927	Loathing Legion jackhammer	0		Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4928	Loathing Legion hammer of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4929	Uncle Crimbo's Sack	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4930	Folder Holder	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
4937	a angel	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4938	quake of arrows	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4939	mirror time's arrow	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4940	jittery arrowgram	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4941	decent purple Knob jelly donut	3	good	
4942	maroon blinking Knob cake	0		
4943	Knob cake pan	0		
4944	pulsating Knob batter	0		
4945	Knob frosting	0		
4946	unfrosted Knob cake	0		
4947	upside-down Cobb's Knob Menagerie key	0		
4948	GOTO	0		
4949	anodized weremoose spit	0		Effect: "Extra-Wet", Effect Duration: 46
4950	polymerized abominable blubber	0		Effect: "Piratastic", Effect Duration: 60
4951	gray wholesome flimsy clipboard	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10
4952	quadruple-ionized ghostly baggie of sugar	0		Effect: "Human-Demon Hybrid", Effect Duration: 33
4953	upside-down Sherlock's reassuring whalebone corset	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +25, Single Equip
4954	jittery executive oven mitts	0		Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip
4955	rotten overcookie	4	crappy	
4956	adequate ghostly philosopher's scone	3	good	
4957	tarnished half-baked potion	0		Effect: "Blessing of Bulbazinalli", Effect Duration: 63
4958	manspreader's Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	0		Monster Level: +10
4959	thick flavorless Knob nuts	5	decent	
4960	mediocre Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	4	decent	
4961	Subject 37 file	0		
4962	skewed curative Newton's mysterious lapel pin	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
4963	blurry state loom	0		Familiar Weight: +10
4964	Evilometer	0		
4965	Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire	0		Free Pull, Skill: "Summon Alice's Army Cards"
4966	ghostly Pack of Alice's Army Cards	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4967	skewed skewed Alice's Army Swordsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4968	Alice's Army Spearsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4969	blue Alice's Army Halberder	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4970	Alice's Army Guard	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4971	huge Alice's Army Wallman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4972	olive Alice's Army Ninja	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4973	Alice's Army Alchemist	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4974	spinning Alice's Army Page	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4975	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4976	bouncing Alice's Army Mad Bomber	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4977	Alice's Army Nurse	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4978	Alice's Army Hammerman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4979	Alice's Army Bowman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4980	Alice's Army Lanceman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4981	twirling Alice's Army Horseman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4982	pulsating Alice's Army Coward	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4983	Alice's Army Cleric	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4984	wobbly Alice's Army Sniper	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4985	upside-down wobbly Alice's Army Dervish	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4986	Alice's Army Martyr	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4987	tumbling Pack of Alice's Army Foil Cards	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4988	Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4989	Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4990	pulsating Alice's Army Foil Halberder	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4991	Alice's Army Foil Guard	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4992	squat Alice's Army Foil Wallman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4993	Alice's Army Foil Ninja	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4994	blinking wobbly Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4995	fuchsia Alice's Army Foil Page	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4996	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4997	Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4998	narrow Alice's Army Foil Nurse	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4999	Alice's Army Foil Hammerman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5000	Alice's Army Foil Bowman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5001	Alice's Army Foil Lanceman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5002	Alice's Army Foil Horseman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5003	tumbling Alice's Army Foil Coward	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5004	Alice's Army Foil Cleric	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5005	Alice's Army Foil Sniper	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5006	Alice's Army Foil Dervish	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5007	pulsating Alice's Army Foil Martyr	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5008	shaking Single Alice's Army Foil	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5009	card sleeve of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2011-03"
5010	evil eye	0		
5011	green Alice's Army Foil tattoo	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5012	Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5013	small rotten shaking wasabi pocky	2	crappy	Last Available: "2011-03"
5014	miniature moldy red tobiko pocky	2	crappy	Last Available: "2011-03"
5015	adequate natto pocky	3	good	Last Available: "2011-03"
5016	tolerable weak wasabi-infused sake	2	good	Last Available: "2011-03"
5017	perfectly mixed tobiko-infused sake	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-03"
5018	weak lousy natto-infused sake	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-03"
5019	triple-boiled ionized wasabi marble soda	0		Effect: "Rootin' Around", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2011-03"
5020	pressed pulsating tobiko marble soda	0		Effect: "Hyperoxygenated Blood", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2011-03"
5021	super-denatured deionized natto marble soda	0		Effect: "World's Shortest Giant", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2011-03"
5022	Alice's Army booster box	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5023	nitrogenated diffused elderly jawbreaker	0		Effect: "Mortarfied", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2020-09"
5024	tolerable watered-down pulsating marshmallow flamb&eacute;	2	good	Last Available: "2011-03"
5025	lousy cranberry schnapps	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-03"
5026	lousy weak breaded beer	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-03"
5027	tolerable weak upside-down soy cordial	2	good	Last Available: "2011-03"
5028	greedy nasty smooth astral bludgeon	0		Moxie: +15, Stench Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +20
5029	flame-retardant astral shield of courage	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Spooky Resistance: +3
5030	ghostly nasty boxer's astral chapeau of the scaredy-cat	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Monster Level: -15, Stench Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 12"
5031	pulsating hale wholesome astral bracer of incineration	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Maximum HP: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +50
5032	squat auspicious healthy astral longbow of the sewer	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +25, Item Drop: +10
5033	up-at-dawn scorching Annie Oakley's astral shorts	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +25, Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, cap 12"
5034	brainy astral mace of dire peril of the dark arts	0		Mysticality: +5, Weapon Damage: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +100
5035	avaricious inspector's shellacked astral trousers	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Item Drop: +15, Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 12"
5036	coward's stiffened cool astral ring	0		Moxie: +5, Damage Reduction: 1, Monster Level: -20
5037	scandalous horrifying Fonzie's astral statuette	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Spooky Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +5
5038	pulsating up-at-dawn lightning-fast astral pistol of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Initiative: +40, Adventures: +5
5039	ghostly chilly rock-hard astral mask	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Cold Damage: +5
5040	astral pet sweater	0		Familiar Weight: +10
5041	gravedigger's curative astral shirt of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Spooky Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
5042	brawny astral belt of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Muscle Percent: +20
5043	normal fancy wobbly astral hot dog	3	???	Effect: "You Read The Manual", Effect Duration: 50
5044	drinkable high-proof pulsating astral pilsner	10	???	
5045	astral hot dog dinner	0		
5046	shaking astral six-pack	0		
5047	maroon Clan shower	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-04"
5048	upside-down shard of double-ice	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5049	toasty healthy extremely unsafe double-ice cap	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 17", Last Available: "2011-04"
5050	shellacked savvy double-ice box of the bloodbag	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum HP: +100, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2011-04"
5051	shaking executive scorching razor-sharp double-ice britches	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Hot Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 3xVolley, 3xLep, cap 17", Last Available: "2011-04"
5052	red handful of numbers	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
5053	Lars the Cyberian	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5054	gray intriguing puzzle box	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5055	obnoxious riddle	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5056	upside-down purple wobbly best joke ever	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5057	oxidized teal Atomic Comic	0		Effect: "Boletus Swoletus", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2011-04"
5058	activated dry spinning Red Pill	0		Effect: "Abominably Slippery", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2011-04"
5059	shaking Skullhead's Screw	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5060	mysterious present	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5061	boxing-glove-in-a-box	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5062	upside-down purple voodoo doll	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5063	the finger	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5064	twirling Salsa de las Epocas	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5065	immense flavorless spaghetti con calaveras	7	decent	Last Available: "2011-04"
5066	s'more gun	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5067	snack-sized adequate popcorn	2	good	Last Available: "2011-04"
5068	stale chaos popcorn	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-04"
5069	squat wobbly yellow foul-smelling clever hole of the cheetah	0		Maximum MP: +20, Stench Damage: +10, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2011-04"
5070	upside-down innuendo	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5071	flavorless ghostly s'more	0	decent	Last Available: "2011-04"
5072	narrow diamond ring	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5073	drinkable Russian Ice	3	good	Last Available: "2011-04"
5074	clay ashtray of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-05"
5075	yellow pulsating slick lanyard	0		Moxie: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5076	sharpshooter's monster pants	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "3xVolley, 3xPotato, cap 17", Last Available: "2011-05"
5077	box of Pok&euml;mann band-aids	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5078	moist tarnished blurry Pok&euml;mann band-aid	0		Effect: "Surreally Buff", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2011-05"
5079	extremely unsafe Newton's Van der Graaf helmet	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, cap 7", Last Available: "2011-05"
5080	mirror crutch of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2011-05"
5081	shock belt of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5082	denatured adjusted twirling Okee-Dokee soda	0		Effect: "Lifted Spirits", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2011-05"
5083	friendly rubber band gun	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2011-05"
5084	pin-stripe slacks of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "6xSombrero, 2xPotato, cap 7", Last Available: "2011-05"
5085	electrified gloves	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5086	pressed altered bouncing narrow correction fluid	0		Effect: "Aquarius Rising", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2011-05"
5087	upside-down supercharged Pok&euml;mann figurine: Porkachu	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5088	narrow up-at-dawn Pok&euml;mann figurine: Magikrap	0		Adventures: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5089	Pok&euml;mann figurine: Vegemite of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5090	ruddy Pok&euml;mann figurine: Vermouth	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5091	blinking Pok&euml;mann figurine: Smugleaf of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5092	tumbling narrow beefcake's Pok&euml;mann figurine: Twitter	0		Muscle: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5093	mansplainer's Pok&euml;mann figurine: Bloodkip	0		Monster Level: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5094	miser's Pok&euml;mann figurine: Hoboking	0		Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5095	brawny Pok&euml;mann figurine: Duck	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5096	blurry healthy Pok&euml;mann figurine: Nothing	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5097	inspector's Pok&euml;mann figurine: Kagosan	0		Item Drop: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5098	healthy Pok&euml;mann figurine: Galumpagump	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5099	Pok&euml;mann figurine: Shoggoth of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5100	Pok&euml;mann figurine: Frank of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5101	cool Pok&euml;mann figurine: Moog	0		Moxie: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5102	non-altered dry narrow pulsating willyweed	0		Effect: "All Branned Up", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2011-05"
5103	vacuum-sealed cold-filtered Nuclear Blastball	0		Effect: "Stregngth of the Gnome", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2011-05"
5104	aerosolized anodized narrow pulsating fish juice box	0		Effect: "Sleazy Weapon", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2011-05"
5105	upside-down paint bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5106	narrow hideous egg	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5107	artisanal mirror Jeppson's Malort	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-06"
5108	fistful of ashes	0		
5109	perfumed stress ball	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Squeeze Stress Ball", Last Available: "2011-05"
5110	squat Li'l Businessman Kit	0		Meat Drop: +5, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2011-05"
5111	friendly Ultracolor&trade; shirt	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2011-05"
5112	red My Own Pen Pal kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
5113	packet of orchid seeds	0		
5114	upside-down stomp box	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
5115	hedge trimmers	0		
5116	olive A. W. O. L. commendation	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5117	fuchsia reconstituted crow	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5118	bird brain	0		
5119	busted wings	0		
5120	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5121	purple hardened beefcake's Admiral's hat of the pedagogue	0		Muscle: +25, Experience: +3, Damage Reduction: 3, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2011-05"
5122	resourceful hale shellacked aviator's cap	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum HP: +20, Maximum MP: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-05"
5123	Van der Graaf baleful mirrored aviator shades	0		Spell Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5124	twirling Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	0		Skill: "Natural Born Skeleton Killer", Last Available: "2011-05"
5125	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5126	jittery Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5127	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5128	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5129	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5130	fuchsia Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5131	improved blinking Ultrasoldier Serum	0		Effect: "Hoity Toity", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2011-06"
5132	big stale elven hardtack	5	decent	Last Available: "2011-06"
5133	lousy elven squeeze	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-06"
5134	lunar isotope	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5135	E.M.U. joystick	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5136	E.M.U. rocket thrusters	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5137	blinking E.M.U. helmet	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5138	E.M.U. harness	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5139	yellow carton of astral energy drinks	0		
5140	dried yellow astral energy drink	1		Effect: "El Tango de la Maldita Suegra", Effect Duration: 30
5141	Thwaitgold bee statuette	0		
5142	moon unit	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5143	E.M.U. Unit	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5144	teal handful of honey	0		
5145	non-dry denatured bouncing honeypot	0		Effect: "Bored Stiff", Effect Duration: 57
5146	tasty wild honey pie	3	awesome	
5147	drinkable watered-down honey mead	2	good	
5148	wobbly chaotic shellacked deadly honey dipper	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Damage Reduction: 7, Spell Critical Percent: +10
5149	careful arcane researcher's cool honeybritches	0		Moxie: +5, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Monster Level: -10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 2xGhuol, cap 43"
5150	skewed dog trainer's steel-toed honeycap of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Damage Reduction: 9, Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 43"
5151	tumbling Moonthril Circlet of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-06"
5152	blinking Annie Oakley's Moonthril Greaves	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "cap 25", Last Available: "2011-06"
5153	flame-retardant Moonthril Flamberge	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2011-06"
5154	Newton's Moonthril Longbow	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2011-06"
5155	squat Samson's Moonthril Cuirass	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-06"
5156	plush alielf of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2011-06"
5157	polymerized blue Comet Drop	0		Effect: "Helvella Health", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2020-09"
5158	huge plush dogcat of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Last Available: "2011-06"
5159	Socratic plush hamsterpus	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Last Available: "2011-06"
5160	wobbly Da Vinci's plush ferrelf	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Last Available: "2011-06"
5161	rosewater-soaked plush alien hamsterpus	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2011-06"
5162	educational plush mutated alielf	0		Experience: +1, Last Available: "2011-06"
5163	electrified arcane researcher's plush mutated alielephant	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2011-06"
5164	mysterious chest	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-06"
5165	asbestos-lined girl	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2011-06"
5166	bouncing top hat and cane	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5167	synthetic dog hair pill	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5168	distention pill	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5169	tumbling elven medi-pack	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5170	triple-electrified altered transporter transponder	0		Effect: "Moon-Eyed", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2011-06"
5171	Map to Safety Shelter Ronald Prime	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5172	Map to Safety Shelter Grimace Prime	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5173	elven magi-pack	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5174	hand-crafted Saison du Lune	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-06"
5175	lousy practically non-alcoholic purple Moonthril Schnapps	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-06"
5176	bad Wrecked Generator	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-06"
5177	flavorless Spaghetti with Moonballs	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-06"
5178	rotten tiny Crepes a la Lune	1	crappy	Last Available: "2011-06"
5179	half-sized tasty Moon Pie	2	awesome	Last Available: "2011-06"
5180	unsweetened dry shaking Comet Pop	0		Effect: "Material Witness", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2011-06"
5181	magnetized denatured Flan in the Moon	0		Effect: "Frozen Shoulders", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2011-06"
5182	improved liquefied jittery 1/6th Pound Cake	0		Effect: "Impregnabili Tea", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2011-06"
5183	Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5184	lime green mirror Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5185	Mint-in-box Moonthril Cuirass	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5186	narrow Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5187	Mint-in-box Moonthril Longbow	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5188	moist warmed mirror honey stick	0		Effect: "Ghost Finger", Effect Duration: 45
5189	unsweetened mirror double-ice gum	0		Effect: "The Dinsey Spirit", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2011-04"
5190	mirror green wholesome Fonzie's sage Operation Patriot Shield	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Shield", Last Available: "2011-07", Variable
5191	squirming egg sac	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5192	irradiated unsweetened skewed corrupted data	0		Effect: "Conspiratory Eyes", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2011-06"
5193	11-inch knob sausage	0		
5194	spinning exorcised sandwich	0		
5195	Banfoy's Boutique Order Form	0		Last Available: "2011-07"
5196	mirror Great S-Cape of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-07"
5197	Newton's Marvelous Unitard	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-07"
5198	boiled pulsating blue gooey paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5199	pickled maroon beastly paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5200	twisted twirling blinking squat paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5201	mixed pulsating ectoplasmic paste	1	awesome	Last Available: "2011-08"
5202	distilled greasy paste	1	awesome	Last Available: "2011-08"
5203	twisted bug paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5204	mixed twirling hippy paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5205	dehydrated yellow orc paste	1	decent	Effect: "Slimy Flavor", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2011-08"
5206	distilled ghostly demonic paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5207	dried bouncing indescribably horrible paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5208	distilled narrow bouncing paste	1	good	Effect: "Void Between the Stars", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2011-08"
5209	dehydrated goblin paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5210	powdered wobbly pirate paste	1	EPIC	Effect: "Elemental Flavor", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2011-08"
5211	altered ghostly chlorophyll paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5212	powdered ghostly narrow paste	1	crappy	Effect: "Human-Fish Hybrid", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2011-08"
5213	altered jittery Mer-kin paste	1	crappy	Last Available: "2011-08"
5214	altered slimy paste	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-08"
5215	powdered penguin paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5216	diluted fuchsia squat elemental paste	1	good	Effect: "The Halls of Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2011-08"
5217	compressed blurry cosmic paste	1	EPIC	Effect: "Bureaucratized", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2011-08"
5218	twisted hobo paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5219	dried ghostly Crimbo paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5220	Teachings of the Fist	0		
5221	fat loot token	0		No Pull
5222	purple spinning Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	0		
5223	Tome of Clip Art	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-09", Skill: "Summon Clip Art"
5224	gigantic stale Ur-Donut	10	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5225	The Bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5226	fuchsia box of Familiar Jacks	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5227	tolerable tumbling bucket of wine	3	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5228	adequate ultrafondue	4	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5229	unbearable light	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5230	snowflake	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5231	crystal skull	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5232	purple borrowed time	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5233	box of hammers	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5234	stanky shining halo	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5235	shaking gray stanky furry halo	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5236	twirling frosty halo of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5237	blinking olive Jim Carey's time halo	0		Monster Level: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5238	hand-crafted distilled squat Lumineux Limnio	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-09"
5239	aged Morto Moreto	3	awesome	Last Available: "2011-09"
5240	hand-crafted Temps Tempranillo	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-09"
5241	drinkable Bordeaux Marteaux	3	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5242	watered-down acceptable Fromage Pinotage	2	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5243	artisanal spinning Beignet Milgranet	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-09"
5244	aged skewed Muschat	4	awesome	Last Available: "2011-09"
5245	normal special fuchsia cool jelly donut	4	good	Effect: "Weasels Underfoot", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2011-09"
5246	rotten half-sized shrapnel jelly donut	2	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5247	tasty shaking red occult jelly donut	4	awesome	Last Available: "2011-09"
5248	massive enchanted toothsome thyme jelly donut	7	awesome	Last Available: "2011-09"
5249	spoiled bouncing danish	4	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5250	bland huge smashed danish	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5251	normal forbidden danish	4	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5252	delicious half-sized cool cat claw	2	awesome	Last Available: "2011-09"
5253	rotten blunt cat claw	3	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5254	super-sized fancy toothsome jittery tumbling shadowy cat claw	5	awesome	Effect: "Hella Smooth", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2011-09"
5255	massive adequate cheezburger	8	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5256	super-sized decent blurry toasted brie	5	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5257	dry quadruple-enhanced olive jittery potion of the field gar	0		Effect: "Prelude of Precision", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2011-09"
5258	pickled chilled tumbling too legit potion	0		Effect: "Briny Blood", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2011-09"
5259	super-polarized Bright Water	0		Effect: "Took Eleven", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2011-09"
5260	quadruple-corrupted purple cold-filtered water	0		Effect: "Spring Training", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2011-09"
5261	pickled ionized graveyard snowglobe	0		Effect: "Warm Belly", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2011-09"
5262	pickled cool cat elixir	0		Effect: "Slimily Speedy", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2011-09"
5263	quantum potion of the captain's hammer	0		Effect: "Incredibly Hulking", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2011-09"
5264	extra-dry super-enhanced tarnished potion of X-ray vision	0		Effect: "Mo' Hobo", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2011-09"
5265	dry triple-anodized ghostly tumbling skewed potion of the litterbox	0		Effect: "Good Motivator", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2011-09"
5266	vacuum-sealed purple potion of animal rage	0		Effect: "Extra-Sharp Weapon", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2011-09"
5267	enhanced chilled potion of punctual companionship	0		Effect: "The Living Hitpoints", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2011-09"
5268	holy bomb, batman	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5269	purple bobcat grenade	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5270	yellow chocolate frosted sugar bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5271	yellow skewed skewed broken glass grenade	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5272	noxious gas grenade	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5273	upside-down skull with a fuse in it	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5274	blue boozebomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5275	nasty hammerus	0		Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2011-09"
5276	red tumbling blunt icepick of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2011-09"
5277	tumbling fluorescent lightbulb of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Last Available: "2011-09"
5278	mirror lion tamer's rock-hard blammer	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2011-09"
5279	studded clock-cleaning hammer	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Last Available: "2011-09"
5280	huge 4:20 bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5281	flame-retardant broken clock	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2011-09"
5282	skewed nasty dethklok	0		Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2011-09"
5283	family-friendly glacial clock	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2011-09"
5284	Gygaxian Libram	0		Last Available: "2011-09", Skill: "Summon Dice"
5285	d4	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5286	d6	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5287	maroon d8	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5288	d10	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5289	d12	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5290	shaking d20	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5291	generic healing potion	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5292	generic mana potion	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5293	huge generic restorative potion	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5294	kobold treasure hoard	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5295	newborn kobold	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5296	shaking lime green slightly thicker filthy rags	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-09"
5297	dungeon dragon chest	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5298	delicious tiny phish stick	1	awesome	Last Available: "2011-09"
5299	scandalous fortified strapping plastic vampire fangs	0		Muscle: +5, Damage Absorption: +60, Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Feed", Last Available: "2011-10"
5300	Interview With You (a Vampire)	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5301	Make-Your-Own-Vampire-Fangs kit	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5302	blurry your own heart	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5303	fuchsia pulsating pulsating Sword of the Brouhaha Prince of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2011-10"
5304	blurry avaricious miser's flame-wreathed Chalice of the Malkovich Prince	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: 40, Last Available: "2011-10"
5305	coward's Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince	0		Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2011-10"
5306	fireproof Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2011-10"
5307	twirling Haunted Sorority House staff guide	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5308	ghost trap	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5309	chainsaw chain	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5310	shotgun shell	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5311	gray huge funhouse mirror	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5312	diffused oxidized dry bouncing ghostly body paint	0		Effect: "Petit Forbearance", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2011-10"
5313	irradiated altered bouncing twirling narrow fuchsia necrotizing body spray	0		Effect: "Beastly Flavor", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2011-10"
5314	deionized aerosolized bite-me-red lipstick	0		Effect: "Fancy Feasted", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2011-10"
5315	boiled deionized narrow whisker pencil	0		Effect: "Superhuman Sarcasm", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2011-10"
5316	anodized denatured non-denatured blue press-on ribs	0		Effect: "Marbles in Your Mouth", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2011-10"
5317	double-denatured colloidal pickled Rattlin' Chains	0		Effect: "Hopped Up on Goofballs", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2011-10"
5318	denatured modified Gummy Brains	0		Effect: "Sweet and Yellow", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2011-10"
5319	Vulcanized Blood 'n' Plenty	0		Effect: "Cautious Prowl", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2011-10"
5320	corrupted polymerized Lobos Mints	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Frozen Tortellini", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2011-10"
5321	super-deionized oxidized Sweet Sword	0		Effect: "Warm Shoulders", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2011-10"
5322	mediocre Ecto-Cooler	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-10"
5323	delicious skewed Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	3	awesome	Last Available: "2011-10"
5324	mediocre practically non-alcoholic mirror Blood Light	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-10"
5325	perfectly mixed Silver Bullet beer	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-10"
5326	mediocre Bone's Farm &quot;wine&quot;	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-10"
5327	ghost protocol	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5328	deionized colloidal modified mirror tumbling sorority brain	0		Effect: "Here's Mud in Your Eye", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2011-10"
5329	colloidal denatured Nightstalker perfume	0		Effect: "Sinuses For Miles", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2011-10"
5330	nitrogenated drum of pomade	0		Effect: "Mad at Science", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2011-10"
5331	throwing bone	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5332	mansplainer's extra-see-thru nightie	0		Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2011-10"
5333	supercharged supercool BRAINS shorts	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1.5xGhuol", Last Available: "2011-10"
5334	Mesmereyes&trade; contact lenses of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-10"
5335	huge smelly scrunchie	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-10"
5336	fireproof foul-smelling extremely skinny jeans	0		Stench Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy", Last Available: "2011-10"
5337	scandalous The Necbromancer's Hat of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Sleaze Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr", Last Available: "2011-10"
5338	executive coward's cool The Necbromancer's Stein	0		Moxie: +5, Monster Level: -20, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2011-10"
5339	ruddy thinker's beefy The Necbromancer's Shorts	0		Muscle: +10, Mysticality: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xGhuol", Last Available: "2011-10"
5340	ghostly foul-smelling vibrating fortified The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-10"
5341	The Necbronomicon	0		Skill: "Summon &quot;Boner Battalion&quot;", Last Available: "2011-10"
5342	smooth pulsating The Cooler Out of Space	3	awesome	Last Available: "2011-10"
5343	mirror The Necbronomicon (used)	0		Skill: "Summon &quot;Boner Battalion&quot;", Last Available: "2011-10"
5344	sorority girl's box	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5345	non-ionized Necbro wafers	0		Effect: "Human-Constellation Hybrid", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2020-09"
5346	death blossom	0		
5347	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used)	0		Skill: "Holiday Weight Gain", Last Available: "2009-12"
5348	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)	0		Skill: "Jingle Bells", Last Available: "2009-12"
5349	bouncing A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)	0		Skill: "Candyblast", Last Available: "2009-12"
5350	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used)	0		Skill: "Surge of Icing", Last Available: "2009-12"
5351	cyan A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)	0		Skill: "Stealth Mistletoe", Last Available: "2009-12"
5352	twirling A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)	0		Skill: "Cringle's Curative Carol", Last Available: "2009-12"
5353	huge jar of oil	0		
5354	skewed The Art of Slapfighting (used)	0		Class: "Seal Clubber", Skill: "Iron Palm Technique", Last Available: "2010-06"
5355	Uncle Romulus (used)	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer", Skill: "Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin", Last Available: "2010-03"
5356	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Skill: "Stringozzi Serpent", Last Available: "2010-04"
5357	Zu Mannk&auml;se Dienen (used)	0		Class: "Sauceror", Skill: "K&auml;seso&szlig;esturm", Last Available: "2010-01"
5358	gray Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)	0		Class: "Disco Bandit", Skill: "Kung Fu Hustler", Last Available: "2011-01"
5359	olive Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)	0		Class: "Accordion Thief", Skill: "Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration", Last Available: "2010-02"
5360	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)	0		Skill: "Toynado", Last Available: "2010-12"
5361	shaking The Joy of Wassailing (used)	0		Skill: "Wassail", Last Available: "2010-12"
5362	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	0		Skill: "Fashionably Late", Last Available: "2011-01"
5363	jittery CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	0		Skill: "Executive Narcolepsy", Last Available: "2011-01"
5364	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	0		Skill: "Lunch Break", Last Available: "2011-01"
5365	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	0		Skill: "Offensive Joke", Last Available: "2011-01"
5366	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	0		Skill: "Managerial Manipulation", Last Available: "2011-01"
5367	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded)	0		Skill: "Natural Born Skeleton Killer", Last Available: "2011-05"
5368	Ellsbury's journal (used)	0		Skill: "Unaccompanied Miner", Last Available: "2010-09"
5369	therapeutic KoL Con 8-Bit power bracelet	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2011-09"
5370	boiler	0		
5371	stuffed-shirt scarecrow	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-11"
5372	skewed plastic trollipop of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2011-12"
5373	plastic Fudge Wizard of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Last Available: "2011-12"
5374	Annie Oakley's plastic abominable fudgeman	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2011-12"
5375	chaotic plastic colollilossus	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2011-12"
5376	cyan fireproof plastic Big Candy of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2011-12"
5377	The Groose in the Hoose	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12"
5378	spruce juice	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5379	mixed yellow groose grease	1	decent	Last Available: "2012-12"
5380	wobbly lollipop stick	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5381	bananagate	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5382	pearidot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5383	wobbly tourmalime	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5384	red kumquartz	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5385	strawberyl	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5386	ghostly Lo Pan's ridiculous belt	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2011-11"
5387	pulsating zippy ridiculous earring	0		Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2011-11"
5388	upside-down mansplainer's ridiculous sunglasses	0		Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2011-11"
5389	big normal spinning ridiculous sandwich	5	good	Last Available: "2011-11"
5390	artisanal ridiculous cocktail	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-11"
5391	squat gray zombie monkey necklace of the pedagogue of the sewer	0		Experience: +3, Stench Damage: +25
5392	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	0		
5393	scrap of paper	0		
5394	mirror sandpaper	0		
5395	peppermint sprout	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5396	quadruple-irradiated enhanced peppermint twist	0		Effect: "Super Structure", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2011-11"
5397	spoiled small peppermint patty	2	crappy	Last Available: "2011-11"
5398	bouncing purple peppermint crook	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5399	peppermint rhino baby	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5400	candy cane candygram	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
5401	peppermint parasol	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5402	candy cane of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Last Available: "2011-12"
5403	Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5404	Peppermint Pip Packet	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5405	skewed greasy deadly cane-mail shirt of chilblains	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Cold Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-12"
5406	savvy cane-mail pants of the dark arts of the scaredy-cat	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Monster Level: -15, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-12"
5407	hand-crafted fuchsia Vodka Matryoshka	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-12"
5408	smooth Gin Mint	3	awesome	Last Available: "2011-12"
5409	drinkable Tequiz Navidad	4	good	Last Available: "2011-12"
5410	delicious Mint Yulep	4	awesome	Last Available: "2011-12"
5411	mediocre Crimbojito	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-12"
5412	mediocre Sangria de Menthe	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-12"
5413	candycaine powder	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
5414	licorice boa	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
5415	galvanized galvanized wobbly licorice root	0		Effect: "The Halls of Muscularity", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2011-12"
5416	energized oxidized tarnished banana supersucker	0		Effect: "Hella Tough", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2011-11"
5417	alkaline tumbling pear supersucker	0		Effect: "Ruthlessly Efficient", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2011-11"
5418	unsweetened fuchsia lime supersucker	0		Effect: "Video Game Hot Dog", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2011-11"
5419	ionized kumquat supersucker	0		Effect: "Gleaming White Teeth", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2011-11"
5420	boiled twirling strawberry supersucker	0		Effect: "Hella Tough", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2011-11"
5421	smartaleck's bananarama bangle	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5422	sage pair of pearidot earrings	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5423	experienced tourmalime tourniquet	0		Experience: +2, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5424	mirror censurious kumquartz ring	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5425	healthy strawberyl necklace	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5426	olive dog trainer's padded sucker bucket	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2011-11"
5427	upside-down energetic sucker hakama	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "afk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-11"
5428	ruddy sucker kabuto	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "Atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-11"
5429	squat toasty sucker tachi	0		Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2011-11"
5430	sucker scaffold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5431	cinnamon troll doll	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5432	grape troll doll	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5433	raspberry troll doll	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5434	blurry ghostly DNOTC Box	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
5435	fudgecule	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5436	unsweetened tumbling fudge lily	0		Effect: "Jingle Jangle Jingle", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2011-11"
5437	olive superheated fudge	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5438	super-anodized triple-oxidized narrow fluid of fudge-finding	0		Effect: "Riboflavin'", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2011-11"
5439	fudgepuck	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5440	immense delicious maroon fudgesicle	10	awesome	Last Available: "2011-11"
5441	squat wand of fudge control	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5442	The Kloop in the Coop	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12"
5443	miniscule beatbox	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5444	irradiated anodized devilish folio	0		Effect: "Dreadful Sheen", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2012-12"
5445	clumsiness bark	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5446	jar full of wind	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5447	dangerous jerkcicle	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5448	squat furious stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5449	vanity stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5450	lecherous stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5451	jealousy stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5452	blinking avarice stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5453	gluttonous stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5454	blurry gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5455	wobbly gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5456	gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5457	extra-Vulcanized shaking bouncing gray Fudgie Roll	0		Effect: "Arse-a'fire", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2011-11"
5458	rotten miniature fudge bunny	2	crappy	Last Available: "2011-11"
5459	fudge spork	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5460	boxer's stylish fudgecycle of the early riser	0		Moxie: +25, Muscle Percent: +10, Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5461	fudge cube	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5462	blank fudge mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5463	mirror Libram of Resolutions	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-01", Skill: "Summon Resolutions"
5464	galvanized enhanced resolution: be wealthier	0		Effect: "Radiated and Grodiated", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2012-01"
5465	adjusted moist yellow resolution: be happier	0		Effect: "Bugbear in Tooth and Claw", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2012-01"
5466	pickled resolution: be stronger	0		Effect: "Feet of Watermelon", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2012-01"
5467	corrupted ionized resolution: be smarter	0		Effect: "Lemony Goodness", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2012-01"
5468	adjusted chilled resolution: be sexier	0		Effect: "Jacked In", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2012-01"
5469	ionized colloidal resolution: be feistier	0		Effect: "Piratastic", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2012-01"
5470	extra-altered anodized Vulcanized resolution: be kinder	0		Effect: "Beastly Flavor", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2012-01"
5471	dry aerosolized Vulcanized resolution: be more adventurous	0		Effect: "Yuletide Industry", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2012-01"
5472	modified narrow skewed resolution: be luckier	0		Effect: "Over-Familiar With Dactyls", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2012-01"
5473	bouncing gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5474	gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5475	gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5476	alkaline aerosolized blinking gummi salamander	0		Effect: "The Strength... of the Future", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2011-11"
5477	warmed ionized gummi snake	0		Effect: "Psalm of Pointiness", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2011-11"
5478	tarnished quadruple-improved gummi canary	0		Effect: "Cold-Blooded Warm Fuzzies", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2011-11"
5479	flavorless snack-sized gummi bear	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-11"
5480	immense rotten gummi bear	6	crappy	Last Available: "2011-11"
5481	decent pulsating gummi bear	3	good	Last Available: "2011-11"
5482	normal olive drunki-bear	4	good	Last Available: "2011-11"
5483	normal miniature jittery drunki-bear	2	good	Last Available: "2011-11"
5484	adequate fancy upside-down drunki-bear	3	good	Effect: "Preemptive Medicine", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2011-11"
5485	ghostly shaking friendly gummi bowtie	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2011-11"
5486	stanky fudge pocket square	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-11"
5487	green supercharged lollipop cufflinks	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2011-11"
5488	trilobite fossil	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5489	ammonite fossil	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5490	maroon belemnite fossil	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5491	trilobite candy mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5492	narrow spinning ammonite candy mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5493	belemnite candy mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5494	polymerized concentrated narrow gummi trilobite	0		Effect: "Inebriate Pride", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2011-11"
5495	magnetized extra-oxidized yellow gummi ammonite	0		Effect: "Think Win-Lose", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2011-11"
5496	vacuum-sealed activated wobbly gummi belemnite	0		Effect: "In Vino Vires", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2011-11"
5497	shaking all-year sucker	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5498	heart of dark chocolate	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5499	blurry Big Candy's tophat of Calamity Jane of courage	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Spooky Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-11"
5500	green Fuzzby	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-11"
5501	teal Jackass Plumber home game	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5502	narrow Trivial Avocations board game	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5503	pulsating Tickle-Me Emilio	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5504	blessed box	0		
5505	pack of pogs	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5506	normal jerky coins	3	good	Last Available: "2011-11"
5507	mediocre blurry Go-Wassail	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-11"
5508	quantum red Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	0		Effect: "Sewer-Drenched", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2011-11"
5509	corrupted diffused bouncing bottle of bubbles	0		Effect: "Gemini Rising", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2011-11"
5510	oxidized wind-up meatcar	0		Effect: "Halloweeny", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2011-11"
5511	Trivial Avocations Card: What?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5512	yellow Trivial Avocations Card: When?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5513	blinking Trivial Avocations Card: Who?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5514	Trivial Avocations Card: Where?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5515	pog #01 (spider)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5516	wobbly pog #02 (Knob goblin)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5517	tumbling pog #03 (warwelf)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5518	shaking pog #04 (skleleton)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5519	maroon pog #05 (ninja snowman)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5520	pog #06 (filthy hippy)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5521	pog #07 (orcish frat boy)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5522	pog #08 (hellion)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5523	spinning pog #09 (pirate)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5524	fuchsia pog #10 (hobo)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5525	pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5526	non-adjusted blue Atomic Pop	0		Effect: "Cinnamouth", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2020-09"
5527	do-rag	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-11"
5528	whimpering willow bark	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5529	bite-sized bland upside-down berries of suffering	1	decent	Last Available: "2012-12"
5530	galvanized vacuum-sealed spinning baobab sap	0		Effect: "Pwnd", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2012-12"
5531	cup of hickory chicory	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5532	blurry magnolia blossom	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5533	oxidized gray Mortimer's nostrum	0		Effect: "Berry Statistical", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2012-12"
5534	special tolerable Barulio's bottle	3	good	Effect: "Nightlit", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2012-12"
5535	electrified Marvin's marvelous pill	0		Effect: "Whole Latte Love", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2012-12"
5536	pulsating blue Winifred's whistle	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5537	red prose pen	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5538	half-empty carton of milk	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5539	glass of warm water	0		Free Pull
5540	altered aerosolized mirror desktop zen garden	0		Effect: "Spooky Blur", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2012-12"
5541	Vivian's Vitamin	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5542	pink-belly slapper	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5543	Leapin' Trousers of the wise owl of the brute	0		Mysticality: +20, Muscle Percent: +30
5544	drinkable eggnog	3	good	Last Available: "2012-12"
5545	moldy hamhock	3	crappy	Last Available: "2012-12"
5546	The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants	0		Skill: "Torment Plant", Last Available: "2012-12"
5547	fuchsia Clancy's sackbut	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5548	blurry blinking Ghost Pinching Quarterly	0		Skill: "Pinch Ghost", Last Available: "2012-12"
5549	Clancy's crumhorn	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5550	The Snitch's Manifesto	0		Skill: "Tattle", Last Available: "2012-12"
5551	Clancy's lute	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5552	cyan supercharged Trusty	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30
5553	can of Rain-Doh	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5554	empty Rain-Doh can	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5555	concentrated modified fireclutch	0		Effect: "On Pins and Needles", Effect Duration: 38
5556	censurious Rain-Doh wings of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2012-02"
5557	Rain-Doh agent	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5558	sharpshooter's brawny Rain-Doh laser gun	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2012-02"
5559	banded extremely unsafe Rain-Doh lantern	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Damage Absorption: +100, Softcore Only, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Stench", Last Available: "2012-02"
5560	Rain-Doh balls	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5561	jittery blue tumbling Rain-Doh indigo cup	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5562	huge manspreader's supercool Rain-Doh violet bo	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Monster Level: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2012-02"
5563	yellow Rain-Doh box	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5564	Rain-Doh box full of monster	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5565	stale immense PB&BP	10	decent	
5566	adequate narrow club sandwich	3	good	
5567	adequate corned-beef Reuben	4	good	
5568	tumbling cyan frayed ninja rope	0		
5569	wobbly dull ninja crampons	0		
5570	loose ninja carabiner	0		
5571	Groar's fur	0		
5572	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	0		
5573	aged Drac & Tan	4	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5574	tolerable pulsating Transylvania Sling	4	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5575	acceptable irresponsibly strong enchanted Shot of the Living Dead	10	good	Effect: "Flagrantly Fragrant", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2012-03"
5576	aged practically non-alcoholic Buttery Knob	1	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5577	drinkable upside-down shaking Slippery Knob	4	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5578	perfectly mixed pulsating Flaming Knob	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5579	acceptable Grasshopper	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5580	enchanted drinkable mirror Locust	4	good	Effect: "The Dinsey Way", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2012-03"
5581	hand-crafted blinking Plague of Locusts	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5582	watered-down bad Red Dwarf	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5583	perfectly mixed weak jittery Golden Mean	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5584	mediocre cyan Green Giant	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5585	high-proof bad Aye Aye	9	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5586	bad Aye Aye, Captain	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5587	artisanal fancy boozy Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	5	EPIC	Effect: "Mmmmmelon", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2012-03"
5588	lousy jittery Humanitini	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5589	smooth More Humanitini than Humanitini	4	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5590	aged Oh, the Humanitini	3	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5591	practically non-alcoholic bad blue Great Older Fashioned	1	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5592	hand-crafted watered-down Fuzzy Tentacle	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5593	fancy acceptable Crazymaker	4	good	Effect: "Dirty Pear", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2012-03"
5594	acceptable Zoodriver	4	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5595	special mediocre Sloe Comfortable Zoo	3	decent	Effect: "Tingly Wrists", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2012-03"
5596	bad extra-dry spinning Sloe Comfortable Zoo on Fire	5	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5597	tolerable Suffering Sinner	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5598	hand-crafted practically non-alcoholic blurry Suppurating Sinner	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5599	aged high-proof Sizzling Sinner	7	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5600	practically non-alcoholic lousy Firewater	1	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5601	practically non-alcoholic tolerable Earth and Firewater	1	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5602	fancy lousy Earth, Wind and Firewater	3	decent	Effect: "Sugar High", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2012-03"
5603	weak perfectly mixed Slimosa	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5604	high-proof mediocre twirling Extra-slimy Slimosa	6	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5605	watered-down acceptable special upside-down Slimebite	2	good	Effect: "Cold Hands", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2012-03"
5606	acceptable jittery Cement Mixer	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5607	drinkable irresponsibly strong twirling Jackhammer	10	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5608	perfectly mixed twirling Dump Truck	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5609	fortified artisanal jittery Fauna Libre	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5610	perfectly mixed Chakra Libre	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5611	lousy upside-down Aura Libre	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5612	perfectly mixed irresponsibly strong Sazerorc	8	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5613	acceptable Sazuruk-hai	4	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5614	hand-crafted Flaming Sazerorc	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5615	distilled drinkable tumbling Green Velvet	5	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5616	mediocre Green Muslin	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5617	triple-distilled artisanal Green Burlap	8	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5618	perfectly mixed practically non-alcoholic Mohobo	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5619	lousy practically non-alcoholic Moonshine Mohobo	1	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5620	practically non-alcoholic acceptable Flaming Mohobo	1	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5621	high-proof drinkable Drunken Philosopher	6	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5622	bad ghostly Drunken Neurologist	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5623	practically non-alcoholic artisanal Drunken Astrophysicist	1	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5624	watered-down acceptable Dark & Starry	2	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5625	perfectly mixed special weak Black Hole	2	EPIC	Effect: "Tea-hee", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2012-03"
5626	aged watered-down Event Horizon	2	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5627	smooth Herring Daiquiri	3	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5628	drinkable Herring Wallbanger	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5629	acceptable weak shaking Herringtini	2	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5630	acceptable triple-distilled enchanted huge Lollipop Drop	7	good	Effect: "Bonelording", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2012-03"
5631	enchanted acceptable Candy Alexander	3	good	Effect: "Patience of the Tortoise", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2012-03"
5632	weak bad Candicaine	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5633	special drinkable weak Caipiranha	2	good	Effect: "Eyes of the Dragon", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2012-03"
5634	mediocre shaking Flying Caipiranha	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5635	delicious Flaming Caipiranha	3	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5636	weak bad Punchplanter	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5637	boozy drinkable Doublepunchplanter	5	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5638	spirit-forward aged Haymaker	5	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5639	Small Medium	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-03"
5640	blinking squat gray crystal decanter	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-03"
5641	normal fungus	4	good	
5642	twirling jittery poisoned dart	0		
5643	quantum activated wobbly skewed stone wool	0		Effect: "Dreadful Heat", Effect Duration: 50
5644	stones	0		
5645	the Nostril of the Serpent	0		
5646	calendar fragment	0		
5647	twirling Sherlock's calendar	0		Item Drop: +25
5648	yellow Boris's Helm of wisdom of the storm	0		Mysticality: +15, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Familiar Effect: "atk, MP regen, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-04", Minstrel Level: +1, Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Boris)]
5649	twirling Usain Bolt's staph of homophones of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Initiative: +80, Alters Page Text
5650	horrifying ruddy wholesome Boris's Helm (askew)	0		Maximum HP Percent: 50, Spooky Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Familiar Effect: "atk, MP regen, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-04", Minstrel Level: +1, Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Boris)]
5651	mime soul fragment	0		Last Available: "2012-04"
5652	Monster Manuel	0		Free Pull
5653	key-o-tron	0		
5654	moldy nailswurst	3	crappy	
5655	practically non-alcoholic bad fuchsia squat jittery used beer	1	decent	
5656	Huggler Radio	0		Free Pull
5657	fettucini &eacute;pines Inconnu recipe	0		Recipe: "fettucini &eacute;pines Inconnu"
5658	slap and slap again recipe	0		Recipe: "slap and slap again"
5659	executive insulting hat	0		Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "cap 2"
5660	razor-sharp offensive moustache	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Single Equip
5661	mirror beefcake's hairshirt	0		Muscle: +25
5662	gray Olympic-sized Clan crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-05"
5663	cyan bouncing microwave	0		Free Pull
5664	pony keg	0		Free Pull
5665	How to Tolerate Jerks	0		Skill: "Thick-Skinned"
5666	purple skewed How to Hold a Grudge	0		Skill: "Chip on your Shoulder"
5667	puppet strings	0		Free Pull
5668	bagged &quot;L&quot;	0		
5669	blinking club	0		
5670	adequate fettucini &eacute;pines Inconnu	3	good	
5671	smooth triple-distilled slap and slap again	7	awesome	
5672	jittery gunpowder burrito	2	good	
5673	tumbling beery blood	2	good	
5674	&quot;L&quot;	0		
5675	modified watered-down Red Minotaur	1		
5676	narrow pool torpedo	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5677	jittery slick Ze&trade; goggles	0		Moxie: +10, Familiar Effect: "Atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2012-05"
5678	tumbling soggy used band-aid	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5679	personal trainer's stylish swimsuit of Gandalf	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 10", Last Available: "2012-05"
5680	lost key	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5681	small spoiled jittery P.B.L.T.	2	crappy	
5682	bouncing blinking spinning note from Clancy	0		Skill: "Request Sandwich"
5683	red pulsating mirror BURT	0		
5684	handful of juicy garbage	0		
5685	bugbear communicator badge	0		
5686	quantum nanopolymer spider web	0		
5687	bugbear autopsy tweezers	0		
5688	yellow upside-down Jeselnik's UV monocular	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip
5689	drone self-destruct chip	0		
5690	yellow jittery Jeff Goldblum larva	0		
5691	pacification grenade	0		
5692	thinker's quantum disintegrator pistol	0		Mysticality: +10
5693	tumbling steel-toed phase-tuned shield generator belt	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Single Equip
5694	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	0		
5695	upside-down clever bugbear detector	0		Maximum MP: +20, Single Equip
5696	bugbear purification pill	0		
5697	1 Meat	0		
5698	reassuring The Lost Glasses of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip
5699	The Lost Pill Bottle	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5700	The Lost Comb	0		
5701	Moping Artistic Goth Kid	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-06"
5702	mannequin	0		Familiar Weight: +5
5703	crayon shavings	0		Last Available: "2012-06"
5704	wax bugbear	0		Last Available: "2012-06"
5705	wax hat of Leguizamo of the businessman	0		Monster Level: +20, Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy", Last Available: "2012-06"
5706	lime green aromatic padded wax pants	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 12", Last Available: "2012-06"
5707	blinking FDKOL commendation	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5708	alkaline narrow jittery drop of water-37	0		Effect: "Boon of the Storm Tortoise", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2012-07"
5709	wobbly mirror Van der Graaf fireman's helmet of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "cold atk", Last Available: "2012-07"
5712	wobbly rosewater-soaked fire axe	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2012-07"
5713	flame-wreathed Temple Grandin's Oprah's fire extinguisher	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Familiar Weight: +7, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-07"
5714	twirling jittery FDKOL tattoo	0		
5715	shaking Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians	0		Skill: "Frigidalmatian", Last Available: "2012-07"
5716	skewed Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	0		Skill: "Frigidalmatian", Last Available: "2012-07"
5717	spoiled spinning FDKOL hotcakes	4	crappy	Last Available: "2012-07"
5718	squat hot egg	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5719	blinking smoking grass	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5720	spoiled snack-sized fiery wing	2	crappy	Last Available: "2012-07"
5721	Tesla wings of fire of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2012-07"
5722	knitted FDKOL fire hose	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2012-07"
5723	cold-filtered magnetized pulsating bottle of fire	0		Effect: "Outer Wolf&trade;", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2012-07"
5724	tumbling molten brick	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5725	hot daub	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5726	tumbling jittery smelly hot daub bun of the early riser	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 21", Last Available: "2012-07"
5727	huge shaking blue family-friendly hot daub stand of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 21", Last Available: "2012-07"
5728	hale veiny foot-long hot daub	0		Maximum HP: 30, Last Available: "2012-07"
5729	ballpark hot daub	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5730	decent special twirling angst burger	3	good	Effect: "Fancy Feasted", Effect Duration: 15
5731	drinkable 5-hour acrimony	3	good	
5732	cyan blank note	0		
5733	shaking eerily silent box	0		
5734	stale miniature upside-down forbidden sausage	2	decent	
5735	miser's Lord Flameface's cloak	0		Meat Drop: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Swirl Cloak", Last Available: "2012-07"
5736	dry squat Drizzlers&trade; Black Licorice	0		Effect: "Spiro Gyro", Effect Duration: 56
5737	dry skewed twirling daub-breaker	0		Effect: "Kissed By Fire", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2020-09"
5738	wobbly flame-retardant Camp Scout backpack	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Softcore Only, Drops Items, Last Available: "2012-07"
5739	tumbling CSA fire-starting kit	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5740	tasty enchanted skewed bag of GORP	3	awesome	Effect: "Stregngth of the Gnome", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2012-07"
5741	perfectly mixed tumbling lime green blinking water purification pills	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-07"
5742	Camp Scout pup tent	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5743	aged CSA scoutmaster's &quot;water&quot;	3	awesome	Last Available: "2012-07"
5744	decent bag of GORF	3	good	Last Available: "2012-07"
5745	olive CSA discount card	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
5746	spoiled bag of QWOP	3	crappy	Last Available: "2012-07"
5747	unsweetened CSA bravery badge	0		Effect: "Improprie Tea", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2012-07"
5748	CSA all-purpose soap	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5749	artisanal CSA cheerfulness ration	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-07"
5750	CSA obedience grenade	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5751	Tales of the Word Realms	0		
5752	rotten crappy brain	4	crappy	
5753	spoiled squat decent brain	4	crappy	
5754	enchanted spoiled good brain	3	crappy	Effect: "Fancy Feasted", Effect Duration: 45
5755	fancy stale super-sized boss brain	5	decent	Effect: "protect.enq", Effect Duration: 45
5756	toothsome olive hunter brain	4	awesome	
5758	Usain Bolt's coward's supercharged Staff of Holiday Sensations	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Monster Level: -20, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2011-11"
5759	ghostly hardened padded staff	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Damage Reduction: 3
5760	hale sinister dangerous staff	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spell Damage: +10, Maximum HP: +20
5761	arcane researcher's Herculean Staff of the Scummy Sink of the empath	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Familiar Weight: +5, Slime Hates It: +1
5762	nose	0		
5763	Temple Grandin's padded Superhero Reboots	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Familiar Weight: +7
5764	tumbling green lard-coated fuzzy busby of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 32"
5765	vibrating fuzzy earmuffs of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 32"
5766	scandalous rock-hard fortified fuzzy montera	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Damage Reduction: 5, Sleaze Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 32"
5767	Unagnimated Gnome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-08"
5768	spinning gnomish swimmer's ears	0		Better Diver: +10, Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "underwater", Last Available: "2012-08"
5769	yellow gnomish coal miner's lung	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "block", Last Available: "2012-08"
5770	gnomish tennis elbow	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "damage", Last Available: "2012-08"
5771	gnomish housemaid's kgnee	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "gain advs", Last Available: "2012-08"
5772	gnomish athlete's foot	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "delevel", Last Available: "2012-08"
5773	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	0		
5774	cyan talkative skull	0		
5775	blurry spinning fronts	0		Familiar Weight: +5
5776	purple wool Barney's rake of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Cold Resistance: +1
5778	stale purple idiot brain	4	decent	
5779	brawny keel-haulin' knife	0		Muscle Percent: +20
5780	sizzling ice cream scoop	0		Hot Damage: +10
5781	lousy soft echo eyedrop antidote martini	3	decent	
5782	morningwood plank	0		
5783	raging hardwood plank	0		
5784	bouncing weirdwood plank	0		
5785	thick caulk	0		
5786	hard screw	0		
5787	messy butt joint	0		
5788	smut orc keepsake box	0		
5789	bubblin' crude	0		
5790	box of bear arms	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5791	fireproof beefy right bear arm	0		Muscle: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Kodiak Moment", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Grizzly Scene", Last Available: "2012-09", Softcore Only: [1-path(Zombie Slayer)]
5792	pulsating Jeselnik's smelly curative left bear arm	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bear-Backrub", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bear-ly Legal", Last Available: "2012-09", Softcore Only: [1-path(Zombie Slayer)]
5793	frosty Hat O' Nine Tails	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
5794	irradiated corrupted wobbly Enchanted Plunger	0		Effect: "Whitened Teeth", Effect Duration: 47
5795	diffused Vulcanized extra-magnetized wobbly jittery Enchanted Flyswatter	0		Effect: "Tea-hee", Effect Duration: 45
5796	wet Gearhead Goo	0		Effect: "Superveiny 9000", Effect Duration: 62
5797	triple-moist aerosolized skewed Missing Eye Simulation Device	0		Effect: "Bone Chilling", Effect Duration: 64
5798	flattened wobbly Gnollish Crossdress	0		Effect: "License to Punch", Effect Duration: 36
5799	quantum skewed eldritch dough	0		Effect: "Kissed By Fire", Effect Duration: 47
5800	concentrated double-flattened Charity's choker	0		Effect: "Shrimpin' Ain't Easy", Effect Duration: 19
5801	dry tumbling Smart Bone Dust	0		Effect: "Pronounced Potency", Effect Duration: 64
5802	triple-quantum Vulcanized teal perpendicular guano	0		Effect: "Hairless and Airless", Effect Duration: 65
5803	diffused quadruple-anodized White Chocolate Golem Seeds	0		Effect: "Thaumodynamic", Effect Duration: 20
5804	enhanced denatured anodized Shivering Ch&egrave;vre	0		Effect: "EVISCERATE!", Effect Duration: 18
5805	vacuum-sealed liquefied ionized breath mint	0		Effect: "Berry Berry Cold", Effect Duration: 41
5806	liquefied energized spinning muesli	0		Effect: "Squatting and Thrusting", Effect Duration: 49
5807	warmed glass of warm milk	0		Effect: "Adventurer's Best Friendship", Effect Duration: 37
5808	triple-polarized nitrogenated glass of gnat milk	0		Effect: "Pork Power", Effect Duration: 59
5809	moist Knob Goblin Mutagen	0		Effect: "Macho, Macho Dog", Effect Duration: 52
5810	quantum Tears of the Quiet Healer	0		Effect: "Petit Forbearance", Effect Duration: 58
5811	colloidal galvanized tumbling red ghostly tube of lipstick	0		Effect: "Cat-Alyzed", Effect Duration: 53
5812	triple-altered triple-galvanized squat skelelton spine	0		Effect: "Patent Prevention", Effect Duration: 60
5813	chilled blinking smut orc sunglasses	0		Effect: "Eye of the Lihc", Effect Duration: 40
5814	nitrogenated improved concentrated blob of acid	0		Effect: "Afternoon Insight", Effect Duration: 38
5815	chilled red flayed mind	0		Effect: "Elron's Explosive Etude", Effect Duration: 24
5816	deionized alkaline kobold kibble	0		Effect: "Sauce Monocle", Effect Duration: 12
5817	double-quantum ionized modified spinning forest spirit rattle	0		Effect: "The Wisdom... of the Future", Effect Duration: 48
5818	chilled Stone Golem pebbles	0		Effect: "Memento Moir&eacute;", Effect Duration: 52
5819	aerosolized upside-down blurry gravy fairy warlock hat	0		Effect: "Disco Inferno", Effect Duration: 56
5820	warmed extra-concentrated bull blubber	0		Effect: "Barbecue Saucy", Effect Duration: 50
5821	ionized tumbling frog lip-print	0		Effect: "The Sweats", Effect Duration: 62
5822	concentrated super-polymerized gazely stare	0		Effect: "Wet and Greedy", Effect Duration: 37
5823	double-chilled ghostly canopic jar	0		Effect: "Slimed Stomach", Effect Duration: 55
5824	extra-quantum wet clove-flavored lip balm	0		Effect: "Saucegoggles", Effect Duration: 25
5825	quadruple-dry galvanized liquefied Skullery Maid's Knee	0		Effect: "Prince of Seaside Town", Effect Duration: 62
5826	Vulcanized improved skewed twirling zombie hollandaise	0		Effect: "Wax On Your Shoes", Effect Duration: 48
5827	corrupted upside-down lime green skeletal banana	0		Effect: "Sauce Monocle", Effect Duration: 44
5828	activated galvanized jittery gilt perfume bottle	0		Effect: "Dexteri Tea", Effect Duration: 29
5829	colloidal enhanced janglin' bones	0		Effect: "Jingle Jangle Jingle", Effect Duration: 13
5830	chilled aerosolized spinning pygmy papers	0		Effect: "Swordholder", Effect Duration: 19
5831	tarnished pygmy dart	0		Effect: "Chalky Hand", Effect Duration: 49
5832	anodized secret mummy herbs and spices	0		Effect: "Void Between the Stars", Effect Duration: 40
5833	dry brigand brittle	0		Effect: "Heart of Pink", Effect Duration: 34
5834	flattened quadruple-galvanized maroon holistic headache remedy	0		Effect: "Buff as a Baobab", Effect Duration: 31
5835	frozen wet scrunchie tourniquet	0		Effect: "Voracious Gorging", Effect Duration: 36
5836	double-unsweetened skewed embezzler's oil	0		Effect: "Spiro Gyro", Effect Duration: 13
5837	triple-diffused mirror Fu Manchu Wax	0		Effect: "Executive Greed", Effect Duration: 12
5838	nitrogenated tarnished Iiti Kitty Gumdrop	0		Effect: "Hagnk's Gratitude", Effect Duration: 14
5839	pressed ravenous eye	0		Effect: "Cold Jellied", Effect Duration: 46
5840	extra-improved Rogue Windmill Rouge	0		Effect: "On the Trolley", Effect Duration: 59
5841	altered A muse-bouche	0		Effect: "Vitamin-Maxed", Effect Duration: 46
5842	adjusted nitrogenated toothbrush	0		Effect: "Brother Corsican's Blessing", Effect Duration: 35
5843	polymerized pirate cream pie	0		Effect: "Impregnably Delicious", Effect Duration: 47
5844	flattened huge una poca de gracia	0		Effect: "Butt-Rock Hair", Effect Duration: 55
5845	electrified compressed air canister	0		Effect: "The Strength... of the Future", Effect Duration: 68
5846	cold-filtered modified narrow salt water taffy	0		Effect: "Drenched With Filth", Effect Duration: 50
5847	moist cold-filtered unholy water	0		Effect: "The Halls of Muscularity", Effect Duration: 50
5848	deionized double-vacuum-sealed flattened Bangyomaman battle juice	0		Effect: "Here to Kick Ass", Effect Duration: 36
5849	polymerized handyman &quot;hand soap&quot;	0		Effect: "Supafly", Effect Duration: 28
5850	diffused quadruple-improved frozen space marine flash grenade	0		Effect: "Thicker, Sicker", Effect Duration: 55
5851	altered shaking temporary tribal tattoo	0		Effect: "Sensation", Effect Duration: 23
5852	corrupted triple-diffused oil-filled donut	0		Effect: "Turkey-Ambitious", Effect Duration: 36
5853	colloidal green stick-on gnome beard	0		Effect: "Crimbo Nostalgia", Effect Duration: 48
5854	vacuum-sealed chilled unsweetened BRICKO stud	0		Effect: "Thick, Sick", Effect Duration: 31
5855	dry magnetized Osk'r Chow	0		Effect: "Chalk Outline", Effect Duration: 21
5856	unsweetened Scuba Snack	0		Effect: "In the Limelight", Effect Duration: 57
5857	super-tarnished bouncing upside-down grey cube	0		Effect: "Sweetened and Fattened", Effect Duration: 38
5858	altered Vulcanized tarnished blue votive candle	0		Effect: "Fishy Fortification", Effect Duration: 56
5859	dry nitrogenated olive booby trap	0		Effect: "Healthy Green Glow", Effect Duration: 31
5860	tarnished energized huge Agent Corrigan's cigarette	0		Effect: "Slime Time", Effect Duration: 13
5861	frozen pickled oxidized twirling good ash	0		Effect: "Bloody Bloody Bloody!", Effect Duration: 30
5862	shaking Tome of Rad Libs	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-09", Skill: "Summon Rad Libs"
5863	Rad Lib	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5864	twirling papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; glob	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5865	warmed papier-mochi	0		Effect: "Cake Caked", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2012-09"
5866	electrified papier-m&acirc;chaeranthera	0		Effect: "Goldentongue", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2012-09"
5867	nitrogenated chilled papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; toothpicks	0		Effect: "Egg Burps", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2012-09"
5868	resourceful thinker's papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute;te	0		Mysticality: +10, Maximum MP: +50, Alters Page Text, Last Available: "2012-09"
5869	knitted beefy papier-m&acirc;chine gun	0		Muscle: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Alters Page Text, Last Available: "2012-09"
5870	huge reassuring medical-grade papier-masque	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Alters Page Text, Last Available: "2012-09"
5871	scandalous papier-mitre of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +5, Alters Page Text, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-09"
5872	fireproof papier-m&acirc;churidars of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Hot Resistance: +3, Alters Page Text, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-09"
5873	papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; plaque	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5874	tumbling papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; handle	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5875	papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; base	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5876	papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; bowl	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5877	papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; trophy pi&ntilde;ata	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5878	blinking Rainbow Jello Mould of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20
5879	Pete & Jackie's Dragon Tooth Emporium Catalog	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5880	twirling blue packet of dragon's teeth	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5881	skeleton	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5882	Usain Bolt's rosy-cheeked skeleton skis of mayonnaise	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +80, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-10"
5883	toothsome skeleton quiche	3	awesome	Last Available: "2012-10"
5884	skeletal scabbard	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-10"
5885	skeletal skiff	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5886	careful wholesome Da Vinci's smooth Bonestabber	0		Moxie: +15, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2012-10"
5887	lousy crystal skeleton vodka	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-10"
5888	Lazybones&trade; recliner	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5889	huge huge curative auxiliary backbone	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2012-10"
5890	narrow mirror squat skulldozer egg	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5891	ribcage rollcage	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-10"
5892	aerosolized cold-filtered that gum you like	0		Effect: "Hot Jellied", Effect Duration: 35
5893	dreaming Jung man	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12"
5894	skewed Little Crimson Book	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
5895	teal avatar of the Unconscious Collective	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12"
5896	twirling maroon canary nightlight	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
5897	distilled wobbly Unconscious Collective Dream Jar	1	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
5898	jar of psychoses (The Suspicious-Looking Guy)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5899	jar of psychoses (The Captain of the Gourd)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5900	jar of psychoses (The Crackpot Mystic)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5901	jar of psychoses (The Old Man)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5902	wobbly jar of psychoses (The Pretentious Artist)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5903	jar of psychoses (The Meatsmith)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5905	jar of psychoses (Jick)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5906	upside-down pixel pill	0		
5907	pixel energy tank	0		
5908	ChibiBuddy&trade; (on)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5909	flame-wreathed supercool wedding ring	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
5910	deactivated nanobots	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-11"
5911	spinning nanorhino credit card	0		Last Available: "2012-11"
5912	blurry smelly Solstice Shield of Flo-Jo	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +100
5913	alkaline concentrated boiled teal ghostly candy sushi set	0		Effect: "Boo Tea", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2012-12"
5914	diffused sweet mochi ball	0		Effect: "Coy to the Hurled", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2012-12"
5915	polymerized nitrogenated non-alkaline pulsating shaking beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "Salamander In Your Stomach", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2012-12"
5916	wet energized concentrated wobbly sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "Shamboozled", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2012-12"
5917	dry unsweetened shaking cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "Creepin' Up on You", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2012-12"
5918	spinning Jack Frost's plastic animelf	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2012-12"
5919	blinking blue supercool plastic ChibiBuddy&trade;	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5920	twirling sharpshooter's plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5921	coward's plastic Uncle Crimboku	0		Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5922	banded plastic MechaElf	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Last Available: "2012-12"
5923	plastic ingot	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5924	electrical thingamabob	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5925	twirling ChibiBuddy&trade; (off)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5926	skewed BittyCar MeatCar	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5927	BittyCar HotCar	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5928	nippy brainwave-controlled unicorn horn	0		Cold Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Uni-Gore", Familiar Effect: "atk, 5xVolley, cap 2", Last Available: "2012-12"
5929	squat bubble-wrap simulator	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5930	blind-packed capsule toy	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5931	frosty coward's curative plastic four-shadowed mime	0		Monster Level: -20, Cold Spell Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5932	foul-smelling plastic Bugbear Captain of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5933	huge smelly Jack Frost's plastic Rene C. Corman	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5934	wholesome plastic Lord Flameface of Gandalf	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5935	smooth plastic Beebee King	0		Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2012-12"
5936	teal plastic Queen Bee of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2012-12"
5937	chaotic plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5938	yellow educational plastic Clancy the Minstrel	0		Experience: +1, Last Available: "2012-12"
5939	Samson's plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5940	personal trainer's plastic spiderbugbear	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5941	purple plastic peacannon of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
5942	narrow studded plastic the Free Man	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Last Available: "2012-12"
5943	Rosewater's plastic fire servant	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Last Available: "2012-12"
5944	olive prompt plastic mumblebee	0		Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2012-12"
5945	prompt plastic moneybee	0		Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2012-12"
5946	spinning plastic beebee gunners of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5947	narrow Da Vinci's plastic beebee queue	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5948	stanky plastic buzzerker	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
5949	shellacked plastic bee swarm	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2012-12"
5950	razor-sharp plastic batbugbear	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
5951	hardy plastic bugaboo	0		Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2012-12"
5952	green Rosewater's plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Last Available: "2012-12"
5953	stiffened plastic ops bugbear	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Last Available: "2012-12"
5954	fireproof plastic hypodermic bugbear	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2012-12"
5955	banded plastic cavebugbear	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Last Available: "2012-12"
5956	inspector's plastic Norville Rogers	0		Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2012-12"
5957	mirror educational plastic Scott the Miner	0		Experience: +1, Last Available: "2012-12"
5958	Socratic plastic angry space marine	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Last Available: "2012-12"
5959	blinking yellow thinker's plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter	0		Mysticality: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5960	plastic Father McGruber of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2012-12"
5961	sharpshooter's plastic Hank North, Photojournalist	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5962	maroon stylish plastic blazing bat	0		Moxie: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
5963	rosewater-soaked electronic dulcimer pants of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play Hog Fiddle", Familiar Effect: "8xPotato, cap 2", Last Available: "2012-12"
5964	teal shaking A-Boo clue	0		
5965	slick Frown Exerciser of extreme caution	0		Moxie: +10, Monster Level: -25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5966	soul monocle	0		Single Equip
5967	soul doorbell	0		
5968	soul coin	0		
5969	soul knife	0		
5970	narrow supercharged soul mask	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Single Equip
5971	record of infuriating silence	0		Skill: "Silent Slam", Last Available: "2012-10"
5972	skewed record of infuriating silence (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Slam", Last Available: "2012-10"
5973	yellow mirror record of tranquil silence	0		Skill: "Silent Squirt", Last Available: "2012-10"
5974	narrow record of tranquil silence (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Squirt", Last Available: "2012-10"
5975	record of menacing silence	0		Skill: "Silent Slice", Last Available: "2012-10"
5976	bouncing record of menacing silence (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Slice", Last Available: "2012-10"
5977	mansplainer's smooth silent beret of chilblains	0		Moxie: +15, Monster Level: +15, Cold Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 3"
5978	stale slice of pizza	3	decent	Last Available: "2013-02"
5979	huge coin	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5980	cartoon heart	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5981	star	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5982	smooth irresponsibly strong purple tankard of ale	9	awesome	Last Available: "2013-02"
5983	olive vial of holy water	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5984	Newton's strapping cloth cap of the detective	0		Muscle: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-02"
5985	wool scorching iron dagger of Flo-Jo	0		Hot Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +1, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2013-02"
5986	snack-sized spoiled blurry hamburger	2	crappy	Last Available: "2013-02"
5987	dollar-sign bag	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5988	potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5989	potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5990	high-proof delicious squat bottle of wine	7	awesome	Last Available: "2013-02"
5991	upside-down round bomb	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5992	medical-grade hardened razor-sharp iron helmet	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Damage Reduction: 3, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-02"
5993	wool ribald flame-wreathed steel sword	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2013-02"
5994	low-calorie moldy whole roasted chicken	1	crappy	Last Available: "2013-02"
5995	massive gemstone	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5996	extra-strength potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5997	potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5998	lousy watered-down shining goblet	2	decent	Last Available: "2013-02"
5999	teal fireball	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6000	jittery crafty hale Herculean crown	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum HP: +20, Maximum MP: +10, Familiar Effect: "3xGhoul, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-02"
6001	Usain Bolt's savvy sword of temperance	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2013-02"
6002	chilly Tesla Helm of the Scream Emperor of bravery	0		Cold Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +5, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xFairy, cap 30", Last Available: "2013-02"
6003	olive chaotic Cloak of Dire Shadows of Tarzan of mayonnaise	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2013-02"
6004	teal vibrating Newton's Sword of Dark Omens of the glutton	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2013-02"
6005	up-at-dawn mansplainer's Shield of Icy Fate of courage	0		Monster Level: +15, Spooky Resistance: +3, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2013-02"
6006	lime green MacGyver's dance instructor's Greaves of the Murk Lord of bravery	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum MP: +100, Spooky Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 30", Last Available: "2013-02"
6007	wholesome arcane researcher's Gauntlets of the Blood Moon of bravery	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-02"
6008	horrifying friendly Boots of Twilight Whispers of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Familiar Weight: +3, Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-02"
6009	manspreader's Tesla groovy Belt of Howling Anger	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Monster Level: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-02"
6010	logging hatchet of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20
6011	huge friendly orc wrist	0		Familiar Weight: +3
6012	narrow up-at-dawn freshwater pearl necklace	0		Adventures: +5
6013	cyan up-at-dawn orcish stud-finder of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Adventures: +5
6014	energetic screwing pooch	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20
6015	enhanced modified orcish hand lotion	0		Effect: "Brocolate Brostidigitation", Effect Duration: 52
6016	alkaline mirror orcish rubber	0		Effect: "Fungal Flamb&eacute;", Effect Duration: 53
6017	warmed ionized squat orcish nailing lube	0		Effect: "Sappy Blood", Effect Duration: 35
6018	acceptable lime green backwoods screwdriver	3	good	
6019	hardened loadstone	0		Damage Reduction: 3
6020	twirling green chaotic Rosewater's Claybender glasses	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Single Equip
6021	lime green perfumed occult Duskwalker fangs	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Stench Resistance: +5
6022	mirror Space Tourist Phaser	0		
6023	wobbly Tesla sinister Whoompa Fur Pants	0		Spell Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 27"
6024	auspicious Whatsian Ionic Pliers	0		Item Drop: +10
6025	adjusted super-altered bouncing Polysniff Perfume	0		Effect: "Grrrrrrreat!", Effect Duration: 30
6026	Duskwalker syringe	0		
6027	blurry upside-down Space Tours Tripple	0		
6028	Battlie Light Saver	0		
6029	T.U.R.D.S. Key	0		
6030	dress pants of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, cap 28"
6031	badge of authority of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
6032	rock-hard motorcycle boots of incineration	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
6033	Usain Bolt's boxer's stolen necklace	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Initiative: +80
6034	wobbly wobbly wool troll britches of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, cap 28"
6035	magnetized vial of The Glistening	0		Effect: "Bolts about Candy", Effect Duration: 23
6036	enchanted mediocre artisanal limoncello	4	decent	Effect: "Robocamo", Effect Duration: 25
6037	squat ginger ale	0		
6038	normal big blurry incredible pizza	5	good	
6039	nippy oil cap of Flo-Jo	0		Cold Damage: +10, Initiative: +100, Familiar Effect: "cap 28"
6040	fuchsia censurious toasty oil lamp	0		Hot Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +3
6041	skewed blue ruddy oil slacks	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 30"
6042	purple foul-smelling oil pan	0		Stench Damage: +10
6043	twirling boid	0		
6044	woim	0		
6045	Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	0		
6046	squat lime green BittyCar SoulCar	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6047	pulsating auspicious Misty Cloak of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Item Drop: +10
6048	wholesome Misty Robe of courage	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3
6049	blue squat double-paned MacGyver's slick Misty Cape	0		Moxie: +10, Maximum MP: +100, Cold Resistance: +5
6050	woimbook	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6051	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6052	half-sized stale wobbly Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-12"
6053	lousy Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-12"
6054	altered modified super-quantum shaking Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	0		Effect: "Transcendental Wind", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2012-12"
6055	psychoanalytic jar	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6056	The Sword in the Steak	0		Last Available: "2013-12", Wiki Name: "The Sword in the Steak (item)"
6057	Meatcleaver of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6058	Da Vinci's Crimbo Elf bobble-head	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
6059	shellacked Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2012-12"
6060	cyan mirror Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
6061	blurry yellow rosewater-soaked Crimbo tree flocker	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2012-12"
6062	family-friendly Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2012-12"
6063	upside-down jittery ribald Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
6064	sharp tin strip	0		
6065	wad of spider silk	0		
6066	twirling goblin collarbone	0		
6067	bouncing stanky Truthsayer of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6068	cyan loose blade	0		
6069	goblin bone hilt	0		
6070	shaking sword blade	0		
6071	Thinknerd's Grimoire of Geeky Gifts	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12", Skill: "Summon Geeky Gifts"
6072	confusing LED clock	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6073	irradiated pulsating narrow haggis-infused soap	0		Effect: "Don't Step to Your Stepmother", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2012-12"
6074	moist spinning magicberry tablets	0		Effect: "Moon'd", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2012-12"
6075	non-enhanced 37x37x37 puzzle cube	0		Effect: "Chari Tea", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2012-12"
6076	mediocre McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-12"
6077	decent haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis	3	good	Last Available: "2012-12"
6078	home robotics kit	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6079	jittery school calculator watch	0		Last Available: "2012-12", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.25
6080	quilted haggis socks	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Haggis Kick", Last Available: "2012-12"
6081	airblaster gun	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Air Blast", Last Available: "2012-12"
6082	wobbly Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6083	actual reality goggles	0		Single Equip, Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12"
6084	Mr. Haggis	0		Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2012-12"
6085	magnetic sculpture kit	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6086	Microplushie: Otakulone of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
6087	Microplushie: Hippylase of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
6088	Microplushie: Bropane of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
6089	squat supercharged Microplushie: Sororitrate	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2012-12"
6090	shaking flame-retardant Microplushie: Gothochondria	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2012-12"
6091	mirror savvy Microplushie: Raverdrine	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
6092	wicked Microplushie: Hobomosome	0		Spell Damage: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
6093	Lo Pan's Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2012-12"
6094	quilted Microplushie: Dorkonide	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Last Available: "2012-12"
6095	stylish Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	0		Moxie: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
6096	narrow deadly Microplushie: Hipsterine	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
6097	ghostly classy monkey	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6098	gourd potion	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6099	upside-down Thinknerd T-Shirt of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
6100	pile of useless robot parts	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6101	homemade robot	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6102	homemade robot gear	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6103	Artist's Whisk of Misery	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6104	skewed Artist's Butterknife of Regret	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6105	twirling Artist's Spatula of Despair	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6106	Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6107	Artist's Cr&egrave;me Brul&eacute;e Torch of Fury	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6108	grievous Ginsu&trade; of the blizzard	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6109	pulsating bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6110	blinking bubble-wrap simulator (half broken)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6111	blurry blurry bubble-wrap simulator (one button left)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6112	huge zaibatsu lobby card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6113	narrow spinning zaibatsu level 1 card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6114	pulsating zaibatsu level 2 card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6115	zaibatsu level 3 card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6116	blue CEO office card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6117	pulsating test site key	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6118	goggles	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6119	abacus	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6120	lime green bonsai tree	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6121	fortified delicious purple Chinese beer	5	awesome	Last Available: "2013-12"
6122	squat cat statue	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6123	gray rhinoceros horn	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6124	olive furry pink pillow	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6125	galvanized alkaline bottle of limeade	0		Effect: "Dweeby", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2013-12"
6126	frightening strapping novelty tattoo sleeves	0		Muscle: +5, Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6127	spinning pair of rhinoceros horns	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6128	furry brown pillow	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6129	olive personal trainer's makeshift yakuza mask	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6130	piece	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6131	toy taijijian	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6132	battery	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6133	knitted friendly White Dragon Fang of the sewer	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Stench Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
6134	vibrating butterfly knife	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6135	tube of herbal ointment	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6136	blurry pencil kunai	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6137	pulsating Oprah's weighted paperclip chain	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2013-12"
6138	great capacitor	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6139	mirror sharpshooter's rubber gloves	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6140	blurry Chinese curse words	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6141	triad summoning scroll	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6142	massive rotten roasted duck	6	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
6143	special adequate lime green dead meat bun	3	good	Effect: "Crotchety, Pining", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6144	horrifying cat collar	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6145	Temple Grandin's suspicious-looking fedora of the cheetah	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 15", Last Available: "2013-12"
6147	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6148	Deactivated MiniMechaElf	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6149	MiniMechaElf Laser Punch Missile Launcher	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6150	Snow Suit	0		Familiar Weight: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2013-01"
6151	carrot nose	0		Last Available: "2013-01"
6152	decent carrot cake	3	good	Last Available: "2013-01"
6153	tolerable carrot claret	4	good	Last Available: "2013-01"
6154	denatured shaking carrot juice	1	crappy	Last Available: "2013-01"
6155	pixel power cell	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6156	flickering pixel	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6157	teal greasy weightlifter's Byte	0		Muscle: +15, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6158	anger blaster of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Rage Flame", Last Available: "2013-12"
6159	blinking greasy doubt cannon	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Doubt Shackles", Last Available: "2013-12"
6160	mansplainer's fear condenser	0		Monster Level: +15, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fear Vapor", Last Available: "2013-12"
6161	gravedigger's regret hose	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tear Wave", Last Available: "2013-12"
6162	Young Man's Crew Sequester	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6163	Young Man's Cargo Load	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6164	sharpshooter's commodore's hat	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Item Drop: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2013-12"
6165	blue skewed quilted naval trousers	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato", Last Available: "2013-12"
6166	spinning therapeutic brawny deck cannon	0		Muscle Percent: +20, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2013-12"
6167	smooth ornamental sextant	0		Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2013-12"
6168	stanky grievous Bloodbath	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6169	acceptable Hundred Headed IPA	3	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
6170	low-calorie moldy bouncing chum	1	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
6171	activated deionized dry twirling blurry crude crudit&eacute;s	0		Effect: "The Dinsey Way", Effect Duration: 50
6172	irradiated anodized blinking candy crayons	0		Effect: "Stimulated Brain", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2020-09"
6173	spinning fortified pixel grappling hook of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Damage Absorption: +60
6174	GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6175	GameInformPowerDailyPro walkthru	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6176	cosmic egg	0		
6177	cosmic dough	0		
6178	teal pulsating cosmic vegetable	0		
6179	lime green cosmic cheese	0		
6180	cosmic potted meat product	0		
6181	cosmic potato	0		
6182	cosmic cream	0		
6183	cosmic fruit	0		
6184	supercharged groovy Jarlsberg's hat of courage	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Spooky Resistance: +3
6185	delicious consummate hard-boiled egg	4	awesome	
6186	half-sized enchanted tasty consummate fried egg	2	awesome	Effect: "Raging Animal", Effect Duration: 30
6187	yummy half-sized consummate egg salad	2	awesome	
6188	spoiled consummate bagel	3	crappy	
6189	bite-sized stale consummate sliced bread	1	decent	
6190	delicious consummate hot dog bun	4	awesome	
6191	normal snack-sized skewed consummate brownie	2	good	
6192	bland half-sized consummate toast	2	decent	
6193	acceptable irresponsibly strong passable stout	7	good	
6194	rotten shaking consummate soup	3	crappy	
6195	big moldy huge consummate corn chips	5	crappy	
6196	small yummy consummate salad	2	awesome	
6197	rotten half-sized consummate salsa	2	crappy	
6198	delicious consummate sauerkraut	3	awesome	
6199	thick moldy tumbling consummate cheese slice	5	crappy	
6200	stale skewed pulsating consummate melted cheese	3	decent	
6201	yummy consummate bacon	4	awesome	
6202	stale half-sized bouncing consummate meatloaf	2	decent	
6203	bland jumbo consummate steak	5	decent	
6204	stale consummate cuts	4	decent	
6205	huge yummy consummate frankfurter	10	awesome	
6206	half-sized bland cyan consummate french fries	2	decent	
6207	moldy consummate baked potato	3	crappy	
6208	practically non-alcoholic hand-crafted acceptable vodka	1	EPIC	
6209	flavorless low-calorie spinning consummate ice cream	1	decent	
6210	rotten consummate whipped cream	3	crappy	
6211	adequate consummate cream	4	good	
6212	bite-sized moldy consummate strawberries	1	crappy	
6213	moldy consummate sorbet	3	crappy	
6214	triple-distilled tolerable enchanted adequate rum	6	good	Effect: "Thick, Sick", Effect Duration: 40
6215	weak hand-crafted mediocre lager	2	EPIC	
6216	flavorless immaculate grilled cheese	3	decent	
6217	bland low-calorie immaculate ice cream sandwich	1	decent	
6218	fancy diet bland squat immaculate hot dog	1	decent	Effect: "Disco Neuropathy", Effect Duration: 15
6219	adequate huge immaculate egg salad sandwich	6	good	
6220	spoiled perfect sandwich	4	crappy	
6221	bland perfect chef salad	3	decent	
6222	rotten purple perfect breakfast	4	crappy	
6223	adequate sublime deluxe hot dog	3	good	
6224	bland sublime stew	4	decent	
6225	flavorless sublime nachos	3	decent	
6226	spoiled Ultimate Breakfast Sandwich	3	crappy	
6227	huge flavorless Loaded Baked Potato	6	decent	
6228	moldy green Omega Sundae	3	crappy	
6229	tolerable irresponsibly strong Das Sauerlager	10	good	
6230	spirit-forward drinkable Bologna Lambic	5	good	
6231	weak bad Vodka Dog	2	decent	
6232	perfectly mixed practically non-alcoholic skewed Disappointed Russian	1	super ultra EPIC	
6233	practically non-alcoholic drinkable Chunky Mary	1	good	
6234	watered-down acceptable Nachojito	2	good	
6235	drinkable Le Roi	4	good	
6236	hand-crafted weak Over Easy Rider	2	EPIC	
6237	olive cosmic six-pack	0		
6239	activated cube of ectoplasm	0		Effect: "Don't Step to Your Stepmother", Effect Duration: 67
6240	anodized jittery Illuminati earpiece	0		Effect: "Swimming with Sharks", Effect Duration: 22
6241	tarnished non-activated censored can label	0		Effect: "Moose Wisdom", Effect Duration: 32
6242	galvanized ectoplasm <i>au jus</i>	0		Effect: "One Foot Heavier", Effect Duration: 37
6243	warmed dry cyan the kindest cut	0		Effect: "Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration", Effect Duration: 59
6244	adjusted colloidal twirling cat's paw	0		Effect: "Chief Executive Optimism", Effect Duration: 13
6245	triple-polarized purple skewed ASCII fu manchu	0		Effect: "Capricorn Rising", Effect Duration: 55
6246	chilled demonic surgical gloves	0		Effect: "Uncucumbered", Effect Duration: 35
6247	super-pressed concentrated mirror clip-on ninja tie	0		Effect: "Flamibili Tea", Effect Duration: 36
6248	boiled gamer slurry	0		Effect: "Preternatural Greed", Effect Duration: 48
6249	dungeoneering kit	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6250	cyan Usain Bolt's manspreader's sharpshooter's curative thinker's numberwang of the brazier	0		Mysticality: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Monster Level: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +80, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
6251	deionized blinking red scroll of Protection from Bad Stuff	0		Effect: "Demonic Flavor", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2013-02"
6252	concentrated squat scroll of Puddingskin	0		Effect: "Flagrantly Fragrant", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2013-02"
6253	Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb	0		Skill: "Walberg's Dim Bulb"
6254	Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot	0		Skill: "Singer's Faithful Ocelot"
6255	Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise	0		Skill: "Drescher's Annoying Noise"
6256	dried gelatinous cube	0		
6257	pile of dungeon junk	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6258	manspreader's ruddy wicked Staff of the Healthy Breakfast of the cheetah	0		Spell Damage: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Monster Level: +10, Initiative: +60, Jiggle: "Recover Some HP"
6259	lard-coated brainy weightlifter's Staff of the Staff of Life of the bloodbag	0		Muscle: +15, Mysticality: +5, Maximum HP: +100, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Jiggle: "Full HP Recovery"
6260	prompt stiffened smartaleck's Staff of the Light Lunch	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Damage Reduction: 1, Adventures: +3, Jiggle: "Deal Some Cold Damage"
6261	smelly vibrating stylish Staff of the Standalone Cheese	0		Moxie: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Jiggle: "Banish opponent for the rest of the day"
6262	MacGyver's Da Vinci's cool Staff of the Hearty Dinner	0		Moxie: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Maximum MP: +100, Jiggle: "Weaken Bad Guy"
6263	reassuring hardened extremely unsafe Staff of the All-Steak	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Damage Reduction: 3, Spooky Resistance: +1, Jiggle: "Massive Bonus to Item Drops"
6264	Van der Graaf veiny grievous Staff of Fruit Salad	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Jiggle: "Deal Some Prismatic Damage"
6265	huge narrow crafty quilted Staff of the Cream of the Cream of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum MP: +10, Jiggle: "Attune to Monster's Essence"
6266	gray jar of protein powder	0		
6267	decent massive grain of protein powder	10	good	
6268	modified aerosolized pec oil	0		Effect: "Okee-Dokee, Smokee", Effect Duration: 39
6269	dangerous gym membership card	0		Weapon Damage: +10
6270	polymerized vacuum-sealed Squat-Thrust Magazine	0		Effect: "Brawnee's Anthem of Absorption", Effect Duration: 40
6271	upside-down jittery tumbling massive dumbbell	0		
6272	clever penguin keychain of the early riser	0		Maximum MP: +20, Adventures: +7
6273	diffused O'RLY manual	0		Effect: "Elvish", Effect Duration: 61
6274	hand-crafted upside-down jittery open sauce	4	EPIC	
6275	cyan Da Vinci's turkey leg of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience (Mysticality): +5
6276	lousy shaking Ye Olde Meade	3	decent	
6277	corrupted concentrated Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick	0		Effect: "Comic Violence", Effect Duration: 54
6278	Ye Olde Medieval Insult	0		
6279	pewter claymore of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20
6280	nippy artisanal rice peeler	0		Cold Damage: +10
6281	delicious heirloom grape tomato	3	awesome	
6282	chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli	0		
6283	blinking wobbly slick brown felt tophat	0		Moxie: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6284	gear	0		
6285	narrow Tesla arcane researcher's Mark I Steam-Hat	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6286	narrow zippy scandalous Mark II Steam-Hat of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Sleaze Damage: +5, Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6287	sinister Mark III Steam-Hat of the scaredy-cat of Flo-Jo of the early riser	0		Spell Damage: +10, Monster Level: -15, Initiative: +100, Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6288	aromatic horrifying rock-hard occult Mark IV Steam-Hat of the overflowing toilet	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Damage Reduction: 5, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6289	foul-smelling Temple Grandin's quilted brawny Mark V Steam-Hat of the storm	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Familiar Weight: +7, Stench Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Death Ray", Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6290	steam-powered model rocketship	0		
6291	flame-wreathed Fonzie's punk rock jacket	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Hot Spell Damage: +10
6292	wool medical-grade safety pin	0		Cold Resistance: +1, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
6293	small yummy stolen sushi	2	awesome	
6294	upside-down very overdue library book	0		
6295	drum 'n' bass 'n' drum 'n' bass record	0		
6296	cosmic bucket	0		Free Pull
6297	fragment of Jarlsberg's soul	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-06"
6298	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	0		
6299	model airship	0		
6300	ionized vacuum-sealed mirror yellow Super Weight-Gain 9000	0		Effect: "Heavily Breathing", Effect Duration: 55
6301	quantum alkaline cyan blurry possibility potion	0		Effect: "A Few Extra Pounds", Effect Duration: 16
6302	pulsating eleven-foot pole	0		
6303	wobbly ring of Detect Boring Doors	0		
6304	lightning-fast smelly Jarlsberg's pan (Cosmic portal mode) of Leguizamo of doom of temperance	0		Monster Level: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Initiative: +40, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Jarlsberg)]
6305	mirror wool Van der Graaf dance instructor's wizardly Jarlsberg's pan of horror	0		Mysticality: +25, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Jarlsberg)]
6306	squat Cosmic Calorie	0		Last Available: "2013-03"
6307	wet celestial olive oil	0		Effect: "Pumped Stomach", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2013-03"
6308	adjusted quadruple-warmed celestial carrot juice	0		Effect: "Thicker, Sicker", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2013-03"
6309	energized celestial au jus	0		Effect: "Berry Berry Cold", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2013-03"
6310	dry pickled double-denatured celestial squid ink	0		Effect: "Unrunnable Face", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2013-03"
6311	bouncing prompt Uncle Buck	0		Adventures: +3, Softcore Only
6312	crate of fish meat	0		
6313	damp wallet	0		
6314	pipe	0		Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 10
6315	SCUBA tank of incineration of the early riser	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Adventures: +7, Adventure Underwater
6316	executive family-friendly deep six-shooter	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +40
6317	Annie Oakley's padded sea chaps	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xBarrr"
6318	ruddy cool sea holster of doom	0		Moxie: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
6319	frozen nitrogenated aerosolized shavin' razor	0		Effect: "Sugar High", Effect Duration: 47
6320	long-forgotten necklace of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20
6321	pearl	0		
6322	sea lace	0		
6323	bouncing fortified jam band of extreme caution of terror	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Monster Level: -25, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
6324	spinning toasty steel-toed occult aquamariner's ring	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Damage Reduction: 9, Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip
6325	greasy savvy aquamariner's necklace of the glutton	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip
6326	ruddy healthy pearl diver's ring	0		Maximum HP Percent: 60, Single Equip
6327	reassuring occult pearl diver's necklace	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip
6328	mirror sushi doily	0		
6329	scimitar cozy	0		
6330	fish stick cozy	0		
6331	shaking bazooka cozy	0		
6332	sage brawny slick cozy scimitar	0		Moxie: +10, Muscle Percent: +20, Mysticality Percent: +10, Breakable
6333	skewed nasty sharpshooter's Staff of the Cozy Fish of courage	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +3, Breakable
6334	censurious toasty beefy cozy bazooka	0		Muscle: +10, Hot Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Breakable
6335	teal stylish sea mantle of the boozehound	0		Moxie: +25, Booze Drop: +100
6336	mirror Jeselnik's flame-wreathed sea shawl	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +150
6337	horrifying sea cape of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Spooky Damage: +25, Initiative: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +15
6338	bouncing red saltwaterbed	0		
6339	muddy pirate hat of the storm of doom	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 31"
6340	curative forbidden floral-print skirt	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 2xPotato, cap 15"
6341	tumbling supercharged spectral axe of courage	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Spooky Resistance: +3
6342	baleful strapping super-strong air freshener	0		Muscle: +5, Spell Damage: +25
6343	quadruple-adjusted modified Mer-kin lipstick	0		Effect: "Influence of Sphere", Effect Duration: 66
6344	Mer-kin mouthsoap	0		
6345	polarized super-nitrogenated Vulcanized Mer-kin strongjuice	0		Effect: "[1609]Dancin' Fool", Effect Duration: 44
6346	Mer-kin fitbrine	0		
6347	denatured Mer-kin ragejuice	0		Effect: "Lobos Fresh", Effect Duration: 38
6348	double-paned Mer-kin dragbelt	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Experience (Muscle): +20, Single Equip
6349	Mer-kin eyeglasses of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Experience (Mysticality): +20, Single Equip
6350	Da Vinci's Mer-kin gutgirdle	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Experience (Moxie): +20, Single Equip
6351	spinning Mer-kin finpaddle of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20
6352	gravedigger's Mer-kin stopwatch	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Initiative: +50
6353	blurry Mer-kin dreadscroll	0		
6354	galvanized Mer-kin smartjuice	0		Effect: "Jingle Jangle Jingle", Effect Duration: 19
6355	double-unsweetened quadruple-corrupted Mer-kin cooljuice	0		Effect: "Sensation", Effect Duration: 63
6356	Mer-kin worktea	0		
6357	jittery Mer-kin knucklebone	0		
6358	squat Mer-kin darkbook	0		Skill: "Deep Dark Visions"
6359	jittery stanky Mer-kin begsign	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +40
6360	shaking Libram of Pulled Taffy	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-04", Skill: "Summon Taffy"
6361	activated super-chilled green huge pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Big Flaming Whip", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2013-04"
6362	irradiated double-unsweetened narrow pulled indigo taffy	0		Effect: "Yuletide Sappiness", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2013-04"
6363	enhanced blue pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Scarysauce", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2013-04"
6364	non-flattened purple pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Pharmaceutically Cool", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2013-04"
6365	modified energized moist pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Hustlin'", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2013-04"
6366	irradiated liquefied pulled violet taffy	0		Effect: "Extra-Thick Blood", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2013-04"
6367	quantum alkaline dry pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Dreadful Smell", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2013-04"
6368	Mer-kin hallpass	0		
6369	lump of clay	0		
6370	upside-down twisted piece of wire	0		
6371	lousy can of the cheapest beer	3	decent	
6372	hand-crafted bottle of fruity &quot;wine&quot;	3	EPIC	
6373	aged single swig of vodka	4	awesome	
6374	angry inch	0		
6375	shaking banded testy toolbox	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Rollover Effect Duration: 11
6376	Jick-o-User	0		
6378	pulsating eraser nubbin	0		
6379	chlorine crystal	0		
6380	ionized non-quantum unsweetened squat ph balancer	0		Effect: "Yes, Can Haz", Effect Duration: 49
6381	boiled squat mysterious chemical residue	0		Effect: "Crying, Dying", Effect Duration: 12
6382	nugget of sodium	0		
6383	root beer	1	EPIC	
6384	jigsaw blade	0		
6385	wood screw	0		
6386	cyan balsa plank	0		
6387	blob of wood glue	0		
6388	mirror envyfish egg	0		Last Available: "2013-04"
6389	alkaline blinking Mer-kin rocksalt	0		Effect: "Pygmy Drinking Buddy", Effect Duration: 14
6390	nitrogenated aerosolized Mer-kin saltmint	0		Effect: "All Glory To the Toad", Effect Duration: 31
6391	frozen Mer-kin saltsquid	0		Effect: "Appeteyes", Effect Duration: 20
6392	blinking flame-retardant scale-mail underwear of the cheetah	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley"
6393	energized huge comb jelly	0		Effect: "Your Interest is Peaked", Effect Duration: 60
6394	anemone sauce	0		
6395	inky squid sauce	0		
6396	Mer-kin weaksauce	0		
6397	peanut sauce	0		
6398	bouncing glass	0		
6399	tarnished ghostly Boss Drops	0		Effect: "Tenacity of the Snapper", Effect Duration: 30
6400	Mer-kin lunchbox	0		
6401	adjusted squat tear	0		Effect: "Spiky Frozen Hair", Effect Duration: 59
6402	electrified skewed jagged tooth	0		Effect: "Shawarma Initiative", Effect Duration: 59
6403	quadruple-moist deionized huge grisly shell fragment	0		Effect: "Can't Smell Nothin'", Effect Duration: 51
6404	frozen adjusted violent pastilles	0		Effect: "Incredibly Hulking", Effect Duration: 41
6405	electrified altered worst candy	0		Effect: "The Dinsey Spirit", Effect Duration: 14
6406	ionized liquefied teal fudge-shaped hole in space-time	0		Effect: "Turkey-Friendly", Effect Duration: 29
6407	ghostly Lo Pan's medical-grade padded Pocket Square of Loathing	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +30, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Cloathing
6408	corrupted stardust	0		
6409	Star Spawn	0		
6410	bow from beyond the stars	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6411	KoLHS Pep Squad Box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-09"
6412	shaking skull	0		No Pull
6413	fuchsia Order of the Green Thumb Order Form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-04"
6414	blurry clutch of dodecapede eggs	0		
6415	decent thick olive flavorless gruel	5	good	
6416	flavorless wobbly twirling mana curds	3	decent	
6417	twist of lime	0		
6418	pencil stub	0		
6419	galvanized flattened moth dust	0		Effect: "Al Dente Inferno", Effect Duration: 69
6420	alkaline corrupted pulsating glob of spoiled mayo	0		Effect: "Beastly Flavor", Effect Duration: 62
6421	tonic djinn	0		
6422	decent vampire chowder	4	good	
6423	narrow Tales of Dread	0		Free Pull
6424	Dreadsylvanian skeleton key	0		
6425	Official Seal of Dreadsylvania	0		
6426	spoiled snack-sized purple Dreadsylvanian stew	2	crappy	
6427	mediocre fortified Dreadsylvanian	5	decent	
6428	ionized narrow squat Dreadsylvanian flask	0		Effect: "Shortened", Effect Duration: 11
6429	moist Dreadsylvanian flask	0		Effect: "Mitre Cut", Effect Duration: 29
6430	jittery greasy dreadful fedora of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Kruegerand Drop: 5, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xLep"
6431	mirror dreadful sweater of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Kruegerand Drop: 5
6432	upside-down dreadful glove of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Kruegerand Drop: 5
6433	Freddy Kruegerand	0		
6434	Mark of the Bugbear	0		
6435	spinning Mark of the Werewolf	0		
6436	bouncing Mark of the Zombie	0		
6437	wobbly Mark of the Ghost	0		
6438	Mark of the Vampire	0		
6439	Mark of the Skeleton	0		
6440	friendly studded Da Vinci's Covers-Your-Head	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Damage Absorption: +80, Familiar Weight: +3, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xVolley"
6441	family-friendly gravedigger's Drapes-You-Regally of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Spooky Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Class: "Disco Bandit"
6442	friendly resourceful Warms-Your-Tush of the overflowing toilet	0		Maximum MP: +50, Familiar Weight: +3, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato"
6443	Annie Oakley's Helps-You-Sleep of the overflowing toilet	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Blind
6444	blinking smelly hardened weightlifter's Quiets-Your-Steps	0		Muscle: +15, Damage Reduction: 3, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
6445	Jack Frost's experienced Protects-Your-Junk	0		Experience: +2, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
6446	artisanal Gets-You-Drunk	4	EPIC	
6447	supercharged curative Great Wolf's headband of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +30, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley"
6448	rosy-cheeked Herculean Great Wolf's left paw of the sweet-tooth	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Candy Drop: +100, Class: "Seal Clubber", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Great Slash"
6449	shellacked groovy beefcake's Great Wolf's right paw	0		Muscle: +25, Moxie Percent: +10, Damage Reduction: 7, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Great Slash"
6450	lard-coated smelly Great Wolf's rocket launcher	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Rocket"
6451	censurious frightening beefy Great Wolf's beastly trousers	0		Muscle: +10, Spooky Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1.5xWhelp"
6452	Great Wolf's lice	0		
6453	flattened pickled jittery Hunger&trade; Sauce	0		Effect: "Fitter, Happier", Effect Duration: 67
6454	rosewater-soaked careful Lo Pan's zombie mariachi hat	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Monster Level: -10, Stench Resistance: +3, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep"
6455	up-at-dawn prompt ribald zombie accordion	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Adventures: 8, Class: "Accordion Thief", Single Equip, Song Duration: 20
6456	horrifying sizzling Lo Pan's zombie mariachi pants	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Hot Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy"
6457	asbestos-lined horrifying HOA regulation book of terror	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +5
6458	chilly resourceful stylish HOA zombie eyes	0		Moxie: +25, Maximum MP: +50, Cold Damage: +5, Single Equip
6459	HOA citation pad	0		
6460	wriggling severed nose	0		
6461	huge nosy nose ringy ring	0		Familiar Weight: +15
6462	tumbling Lo Pan's boxer's Mayor Ghost's toupee of extreme caution	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Monster Level: -25, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
6463	upside-down electrified sage smooth Mayor Ghost's cloak	0		Moxie: +15, Mysticality Percent: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Class: "Pastamancer"
6464	mirror stanky sharpshooter's Mayor Ghost's khakis of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, HP regen"
6465	blurry Tesla hardy Samson's Mayor Ghost's gavel	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum HP: +50, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Hammer Ghost"
6466	upside-down perfumed Mayor Ghost's sash of the overflowing toilet of the businessman	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip
6467	Mayor Ghost's scissors	0		
6468	moldy miniature ghost pepper	2	crappy	
6469	blurry greasy friendly Herculean Thunkula's drinking cap	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Familiar Weight: +3, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley"
6470	dog trainer's supercharged Samson's Drunkula's cape	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Experience (familiar): +1, Class: "Sauceror"
6471	zippy inspector's Drunkula's silky pants of the cheetah	0		Item Drop: +15, Initiative: 80, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul"
6472	narrow Drunkula's bell	0		
6473	spinning greedy resourceful clever Drunkula's ring of haze	0		Maximum MP: 70, Meat Drop: +20, Avoid Attack: 1, Single Equip
6474	Socratic Drunkula's wineglass	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1
6475	artisanal watered-down pulsating bottle of Bloodweiser	2	EPIC	
6476	blurry mirror dance instructor's Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap of wisdom of the detective	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Item Drop: +20, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy"
6477	sizzling educational beefy Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate	0		Muscle: +10, Experience: +1, Hot Damage: +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
6478	skewed wool wholesome weightlifter's Unkillable Skeleton's shinguards	0		Muscle: +15, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr"
6479	maroon veiny quilted padded groovy Unkillable Skeleton's sawsword of Tarzan of Leguizamo	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience (Muscle): +3, Damage Absorption: 60, Maximum HP: +10, Monster Level: +20
6480	Oprah's Unkillable Skeleton's shield of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Thorns: 1
6481	blinking inspector's Unkillable Skeleton's restless leg of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +15
6482	frightening Lo Pan's razor-sharp Staff of the Roaring Hearth	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Spooky Damage: +5
6483	Kool-Aid	1	crappy	
6484	dread tarragon	0		
6485	green bone flour	0		
6486	dreadful roast	0		
6487	stinking agaricus	0		
6488	rotten Dreadsylvanian shepherd's pie	3	crappy	
6489	music box parts	0		
6490	unwound mechanical songbird	0		
6491	tailfeathers	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6492	twirling red wax banana	0		
6493	complicated lock impression	0		
6494	bouncing replica key	0		
6495	shaking razor-sharp Dreadsylvania Auditor's badge	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Kruegerand Drop: 5, Single Equip
6496	blood kiwi	0		
6497	eau de mort	0		
6498	tolerable bloody kiwitini	3	good	
6499	moon-amber	0		
6500	polished moon-amber	0		
6501	greasy smooth moon-amber necklace of horror	0		Moxie: +15, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
6502	Dreadsylvanian seed pod	0		
6503	ghost pencil	0		
6504	rosy-cheeked studded hangman's hood of bravery	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Spooky Resistance: +5
6505	blinking Usain Bolt's rosewater-soaked careful ring finger ring	0		Monster Level: -10, Stench Resistance: +3, Initiative: +80, Single Equip
6506	tumbling Dreadsylvanian clockwork key	0		
6507	cool iron ingot	0		
6508	squat wool chaotic cool iron helmet	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
6509	tumbling wholesome cool iron breastplate of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum HP Percent: +10
6510	huge purple resourceful Newton's cool iron greaves	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum MP: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr"
6511	wool Jeselnik's ghost shawl	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +1
6512	skull capacitor	0		
6513	educational warm fur	0		Experience: +1
6514	stylish snowstick	0		Moxie: +25
6515	educational eerie fetish	0		Experience: +1, Single Equip
6516	delicious stinkwater	4	awesome	
6517	dubious loincloth	0		Damage Aura: 1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1.5xVolley"
6518	delicious tiny ghostly accidental mutton	1	awesome	
6519	chaotic drafty drawers of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley"
6520	auspicious wolfskull mask of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Item Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
6521	jittery MacGyver's guts necklace	0		Maximum MP: +100, Single Equip
6522	groping claw of the ox of the blizzard	0		Muscle: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +25
6523	ribald vengeful spirit	0		Sleaze Damage: +10
6524	knitted BOOtonniere	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip
6525	Vulcanized blurry ghost thread	0		Effect: "Putting the Pro in Proletariat", Effect Duration: 56
6526	spinning steel-toed stylish bag of unfinished business	0		Moxie: +25, Damage Reduction: 9
6527	yellow shaking toasty Herculean transparent pants	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Hot Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato"
6528	squat banded hothammer	0		Damage Absorption: +100
6529	lousy high-proof huge Thriller Ice	10	decent	
6530	maroon grandfather watch of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
6531	muddy skirt	0		Damage Aura: 1, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy"
6532	censurious spyglass of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +3
6533	twirling tumbling vial of hot blood of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
6534	occult remorseless knife	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25
6535	bouncing clever intimidating coiffure	0		Maximum MP: +20, Familiar Effect: "hot afk, 1xPotato"
6536	sage cod cape of Leguizamo	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Monster Level: +20
6537	half-sized flavorless enchanted pulsating blood sausage	2	decent	Effect: "Turtle Power", Effect Duration: 35
6538	wool padded frying brainpan	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Cold Resistance: +1
6539	deadly ball and chain of courage	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip
6540	spinning bouncing hardened dry bone	0		Damage Reduction: 3
6541	cyan crafty tailbone shield	0		Maximum MP: +10, Thorns: 1
6542	personal trainer's tonguebone	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Single Equip
6543	dog trainer's wholesome pogo stick	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Single Equip
6545	asbestos-lined foul-smelling experienced weedy skirt	0		Experience: +2, Stench Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
6546	weightlifter's pants of the scaredy-cat	0		Muscle: +15, Monster Level: -15, Familiar Effect: "atk"
6547	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	0		
6548	narrow cooling iron helmet	0		
6549	cooling iron breastplate	0		
6550	tumbling cooling iron greaves	0		
6551	jittery hot cluster	0		
6552	squat teal cluster	0		
6553	cluster	0		
6554	pulsating shaking stench cluster	0		
6555	sleaze cluster	0		
6556	super-cold-filtered bouncing phial of hotness	0		Effect: "Liquid Luck", Effect Duration: 57
6557	cold-filtered moist diffused phial of coldness	0		Effect: "Frog In Your Throat", Effect Duration: 22
6558	activated dry magnetized ghostly tumbling phial of spookiness	0		Effect: "Full-Body Tan", Effect Duration: 16
6559	adjusted anodized phial of stench	0		Effect: "Extra-Sharp Weapon", Effect Duration: 51
6560	non-galvanized flattened ionized blinking teal phial of sleaziness	0		Effect: "Bilious Brawn", Effect Duration: 33
6561	purple adventurer clone egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-06"
6562	spinning mini-Mr. Accessory	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6563	upside-down ghostly energetic hand of Mr. Cards	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw a Mr. Card"
6564	rotten yellow spinning Dreadsylvanian hot pocket	3	crappy	
6565	adequate Dreadsylvanian pocket	4	good	
6566	tasty skewed Dreadsylvanian pocket	4	awesome	
6567	flavorless small huge green Dreadsylvanian stink pocket	2	decent	
6568	huge adequate olive narrow wobbly Dreadsylvanian sleaze pocket	6	good	
6569	artisanal Dreadsylvanian hot toddy	3	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
6570	perfectly mixed Dreadsylvanian cold-fashioned	3	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
6571	lousy weak Dreadsylvanian grimlet	2	decent	
6572	fancy hand-crafted Dreadsylvanian dank and stormy	4	super ultra mega EPIC	Effect: "Human-Pirate Hybrid", Effect Duration: 40
6573	delicious special mirror Dreadsylvanian slithery nipple	3	awesome	Effect: "Heart of White", Effect Duration: 25
6574	blinking hot clusterbomb	0		
6575	tumbling clusterbomb	0		
6576	twirling clusterbomb	0		
6577	stench clusterbomb	0		
6578	sleaze clusterbomb	0		
6579	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	0		
6580	length of fuse	0		
6581	yellow dreadful box	0		
6582	Clan hot dog stand	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-07"
6583	vicious spiked collar	0		Familiar Damage: +20
6584	blurry avaricious hot dog wrapper	0		Meat Drop: +30
6585	medical-grade rock-hard debonair deboner	0		Damage Reduction: 5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
6586	ionized chicle de salchicha	0		Effect: "Eye of the Seal", Effect Duration: 11
6587	rock-hard jar of frostigkraut	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Damage Aura: 1
6588	supercharged gnawed-up dog bone of Leguizamo	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Monster Level: +20
6589	Tesla Grey Guanon	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Damage Aura: 1
6590	bouncing pulsating nasty ruddy Engorged Sausages and You of the overflowing toilet	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Stench Damage: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +50
6591	artisanal weak dream of a dog	2	EPIC	
6592	stanky smooth optimal spreadsheet of bravery	0		Moxie: +15, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5
6593	defective Game Grid token	0		
6594	blinking hot Dreadsylvanian cocoa	0		
6595	vaporized epic cluster	1	decent	Effect: "Oriental Mysticism", Effect Duration: 45
6596	clockwork egg	0		
6597	clockwork birdhouse	0		
6598	clockwork disc	0		
6599	spinning clockwork hand	0		
6600	clockwork hand	0		
6601	red clockwork numeral I	0		
6602	clockwork numeral II	0		
6603	clockwork numeral III	0		
6604	skewed clockwork numeral IV	0		
6605	clockwork numeral V	0		
6606	mirror clockwork numeral VI	0		
6607	shaking blinking shaking clockwork numeral VII	0		
6608	clockwork numeral VIII	0		
6609	maroon clockwork numeral IX	0		
6610	clockwork numeral X	0		
6611	pulsating clockwork numeral XI	0		
6612	clockwork numeral XII	0		
6613	tumbling clockwork cuckoo	0		
6614	blurry wobbly cuckoo clock	0		
6615	weak bad Cold One	2	???	
6616	miniature stale huge spaghetti breakfast	2	???	
6617	over-the-shoulder Folder Holder	0		Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2013-08", Softcore Only: [1-path(KOLHS)]
6618	narrow folder (red)	0		Muscle: +20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6619	folder (blue)	0		Mysticality: +20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6620	blurry folder (green)	0		Moxie: +20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6621	narrow folder (magenta)	0		Muscle: +15, Mysticality: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6622	blinking folder (cyan)	0		Mysticality: +15, Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6623	folder (yellow)	0		Muscle: +15, Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6624	folder (smiley face)	0		Experience (Muscle): +2, Last Available: "2013-08"
6625	mirror folder (wizard)	0		Experience (Mysticality): +2, Last Available: "2013-08"
6626	folder (space skeleton)	0		Experience (Moxie): +2, Last Available: "2013-08"
6627	folder (D-Team)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6628	folder (Ex-Files)	0		Combat Rate: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6629	folder (skull and crossbones)	0		Combat Rate: -5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6630	folder (Knight Writer)	0		Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2013-08"
6631	wobbly folder (Jackass Plumber)	0		Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2013-08"
6632	folder (holographic fractal)	0		All Resistance: +4, Last Available: "2013-08"
6633	folder (barbarian)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6634	upside-down upside-down folder (rainbow unicorn)	0		Last Available: "2013-08", Thorns: 5
6635	folder (Seawolf)	0		Better Diver: +10, Last Available: "2013-08"
6636	teal folder (dancing dolphins)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6637	folder (catfish)	0		Familiar Weight: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6638	squat folder (tranquil landscape)	0		Damage Reduction: 15, HP / MP Regen Min: 10, HP / MP Regen Max: 20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6639	folder (owl)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6640	folder (Stinky Trash Kid)	0		Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2013-08"
6641	folder (sports car)	0		Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6642	folder (sportsballs)	0		PvP Fights: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6643	folder (heavy metal)	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6644	purple folder (Yedi)	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2013-08"
6645	bouncing folder (KOLHS)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6648	spinning auspicious chaotic slide rule	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Item Drop: +10
6649	concentrated pulsating tumbling Ogres and Oubliettes&trade; module	0		Effect: "Nasty, Nasty Breath", Effect Duration: 40
6650	Mountain Stream Code Black Alert	0		
6651	twisted-up wet towel	0		
6652	mediocre extra-dry stepmom's booze	5	decent	
6653	surgical tape	0		
6654	padded band T-shirt	0		Damage Absorption: +20
6655	weak mediocre fountain 'soda'	2	decent	
6656	tumbling illegal firecracker	0		
6657	pickelhaube of Gandalf of courage	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Spooky Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 18"
6658	corrupted concentrated vacuum-sealed hair oil	0		Effect: "Jacked In", Effect Duration: 15
6659	boiled scrap	0		Effect: "Arabian Knighthood", Effect Duration: 13
6660	school spirit socket set	0		
6661	wobbly suspension bridge	0		
6662	upside-down supercool boxer's Staff of the Lunch Lady of the scaredy-cat of mayonnaise	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Moxie Percent: +20, Monster Level: -15, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
6663	universal key	0		
6664	tumbling upside-down world's most dangerous birdhouse	0		
6665	lion tamer's savvy deathchucks	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience (familiar): +2
6666	purple eraser	0		
6667	shaking gray quasireligious sculpture	0		
6668	Faraday cage	0		
6669	red bouncing modeling claymore	0		
6670	clay homunculus	0		
6671	colloidal pickled sodium pentasomething	0		Effect: "Strength of Ten Ettins", Effect Duration: 25
6672	ghostly grains of salt	0		
6673	purple yellowcake bomb	0		
6674	stinkbomb	0		
6675	boiled superwater	0		Effect: "Raging Animal", Effect Duration: 36
6676	shaking skewed fuchsia Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	0		
6677	crude monster sculpture	0		
6678	upside-down Yearbook Club Camera of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blinding Flash"
6679	censurious machete	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3
6680	drinkable ghostly Cursed Punch	3	good	
6681	practically non-alcoholic smooth twirling Bowl of Scorpions	1	awesome	
6682	aged Fog Murderer	3	awesome	
6683	book of matches	0		
6684	greasy surgical mask	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Surgeonosity: +1
6685	personal trainer's head mirror	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Surgeonosity: +1
6686	spinning half-size scalpel of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Surgeonosity: +1
6687	pulsating slick surgical apron	0		Moxie: +10, Surgeonosity: +1
6688	brainy bloodied surgical dungarees	0		Mysticality: +5, Surgeonosity: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 38"
6689	McClusky file (page 1)	0		
6690	mirror skewed McClusky file (page 2)	0		
6691	wobbly mirror McClusky file (page 3)	0		
6692	McClusky file (page 4)	0		
6693	McClusky file (page 5)	0		
6694	boring binder clip	0		
6695	pulsating McClusky file (complete)	0		
6696	bowling ball	0		
6697	moss-covered stone sphere	0		
6698	tumbling dripping stone sphere	0		
6699	crackling stone sphere	0		
6700	upside-down scorched stone sphere	0		
6701	stone triangle	0		
6702	bowler	0		Damage Aura: 1
6703	pulsating yellow imitation White Russian	1	EPIC	
6704	sharpshooter's electrified short-handled mop	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
6705	spoiled snack-sized huge jungle floor wax	2	crappy	
6706	smirking shrunken head	0		Damage Aura: 1
6707	dry deionized colorful toad	0		Effect: "Ghostly Shell", Effect Duration: 24
6708	crude voodoo doll	0		
6709	attorney's badge	0		Single Equip
6710	careful forbidden pygmy briefs	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Monster Level: -10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 41"
6711	short writ of habeas corpus	0		
6712	blinking bone abacus	0		
6713	cyan adder	0		
6714	short calculator	0		
6715	Herculean sphygmomanometer of Leguizamo	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Monster Level: +20
6716	deionized bag of pygmy blood	0		Effect: "Cranberry Cordiality", Effect Duration: 26
6717	tongue depressor	0		
6718	narrow resourceful steel-toed compression stocking	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum MP: +50
6719	inspector's dog trainer's midriff scrubs	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Item Drop: +15
6720	unsweetened tumbling pill cup	0		Effect: "Winklered", Effect Duration: 39
6721	maroon water bottle of vim and vigor of the blizzard	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 40"
6722	triple-tarnished vacuum-sealed purple pygmy phone number	0		Effect: "Familial Ties", Effect Duration: 63
6723	Boozehounds Anonymous token	0		
6724	spoiled thick exotic jungle fruit	5	crappy	
6725	narrow Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip	0		
6726	twirling dude ranch souvenir crate	0		
6727	tropical island souvenir crate	0		
6728	ski resort souvenir crate	0		
6729	UV-resistant compass	0		
6730	funky junk key	0		
6731	blurry Worse Homes and Gardens	0		
6732	gray claw-foot bathtub	0		
6733	clothesline pole	0		
6734	cigar sign	0		
6735	junk junk	0		
6736	Junk-Bond	0		
6737	tangle of copper wire	0		
6738	wobbly tumbling jagged scrap	0		
6739	improved cyan bent scrap	0		Effect: "Christmessy", Effect Duration: 59
6740	skewed cyan molten scrap	0		
6741	eternal car battery	0		
6742	steel-toed junk band	0		Damage Reduction: 9
6743	up-at-dawn junk trunks	0		Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "cap 15"
6744	weightlifter's junk-mail shirt	0		Muscle: +15
6745	big normal skewed junk food	5	good	
6746	aged huge junk yard	4	awesome	
6747	pulsating chilly swordzall of Flo-Jo	0		Cold Damage: +5, Initiative: +100
6748	wobbly Sinatra's arm buzzer	0		Experience (Moxie): +5
6749	therapeutic boilgun of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
6750	ghostly Gordon Beer's Beer Garden Catalog	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6751	packet of beer seeds	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6752	handful of barley	0		
6753	cluster of hops	0		
6754	mirror beer bottle	0		
6755	narrow beer label	0		
6756	pulsating artisanal homebrew sampler	0		
6757	lousy can of Br&uuml;talbr&auml;u	3	decent	Last Available: "2013-09"
6758	lousy shaking can of Drooling Monk	3	decent	Last Available: "2013-09"
6759	acceptable can of Impetuous Scofflaw	4	good	Last Available: "2013-09"
6760	mediocre bottle of Old Pugilist	4	decent	Last Available: "2013-09"
6761	mediocre practically non-alcoholic mirror bottle of Professor Beer	1	decent	Last Available: "2013-09"
6762	smooth bottle of Rapier Witbier	3	awesome	Last Available: "2013-09"
6763	hand-crafted bottle of Race Car Red	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-09"
6764	drinkable bottle of Greedy Dog	3	good	Last Available: "2013-09"
6765	bad bottle of Lambada Lambic	3	decent	Last Available: "2013-09"
6766	tin beer can	0		
6767	skewed bouncing artisanal homebrew gift package	0		
6768	skewed liquid bread	1	good	Last Available: "2013-09"
6769	auspicious toasty healthy tin tam	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +5, Item Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "MP regen, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-09"
6770	aerosolized diffused maroon tin cup	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Creepy Pasta", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2013-09"
6771	lard-coated clever personal trainer's tin foil	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum MP: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-09"
6772	huge knitted greasy tin drum of temperance	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2013-09"
6773	tin roof (rusted)	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6774	pulsating tin snips	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6775	tin lizzie	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6776	liquefied shaking foetid seal tear	0		Effect: "The Magic of LOV", Effect Duration: 22
6777	triple-vacuum-sealed seal sweat	0		Effect: "5 Pounds Lighter", Effect Duration: 53
6778	Vulcanized skewed boiling seal blood	0		Effect: "Supafly", Effect Duration: 46
6779	pulsating crystalline seal eye	0		Single Equip
6780	huge hale studded sealhide shield of the brazier	0		Maximum HP: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +25
6781	manspreader's scabrous seal epaulets of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Monster Level: +10, Single Equip
6782	abyssal battle plans	0		
6783	gravedigger's electrified forbidden seal medal	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Spooky Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
6784	deanimated reanimator's coffin	0		Free Pull
6785	flask of embalming fluid	0		
6788	blank diary	0		
6789	ghostly boot knife	0		
6790	broken beer bottle	0		
6791	gray sharpened spoon	0		
6792	candy knife	0		
6793	soap knife	0		
6795	non-quantum disco horoscope (Aquarius)	0		Effect: "Creepypasted", Effect Duration: 51
6796	warmed disco horoscope (Pisces)	0		Effect: "Chorale of Companionship", Effect Duration: 55
6797	anodized blurry disco horoscope (Aries)	0		Effect: "Human-Orc Hybrid", Effect Duration: 12
6798	double-cold-filtered ghostly disco horoscope (Taurus)	0		Effect: "Spiky Hair", Effect Duration: 43
6799	enhanced tarnished disco horoscope (Gemini)	0		Effect: "Elvish", Effect Duration: 21
6800	quantum vacuum-sealed pulsating disco horoscope (Cancer)	0		Effect: "In a Lather", Effect Duration: 14
6801	altered wet disco horoscope (Leo)	0		Effect: "The Living Hitpoints", Effect Duration: 37
6802	altered quadruple-alkaline disco horoscope (Virgo)	0		Effect: "Held Closer", Effect Duration: 18
6803	concentrated disco horoscope (Libra)	0		Effect: "Stemonitis Storm", Effect Duration: 24
6804	wet adjusted maroon disco horoscope (Scorpio)	0		Effect: "Witch's Brood", Effect Duration: 24
6805	electrified double-dry mirror disco horoscope (Sagittarius)	0		Effect: "High Blood Chocolate Content", Effect Duration: 41
6806	unsweetened super-irradiated fuchsia bouncing disco horoscope (Capricorn)	0		Effect: "Slimily Strong", Effect Duration: 11
6807	blinking green aromatic personal trainer's The Sagittarian's leisure pants	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 18"
6808	toy accordion	0		Song Duration: 5
6809	accordion	0		Song Duration: 10
6810	zippy beer-battered accordion	0		Initiative: +20, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 6
6811	greedy baritone accordion	0		Meat Drop: +20, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 7
6812	scandalous mama's squeezebox	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 8
6813	smelly guancertina	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 9
6814	Da Vinci's accordion file	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10
6815	tumbling teal bouncing stanky accord ion	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10
6816	Newton's bone bandoneon	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 11
6817	fireproof pentatonic accordion	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 12
6818	occult non-Euclidean non-accordion	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15
6819	twirling razor-sharp Accordion of Jordion of Leguizamo	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Monster Level: +20, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 14
6820	huge electrified autocalliope	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15
6821	accordionoid rocca of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 18
6822	blurry manspreader's pygmy concertinette	0		Monster Level: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 17
6823	twirling Temple Grandin's ghost accordion of the early riser	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Adventures: +7, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 16
6824	lime green family-friendly peace accordion	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 19
6825	nippy hale alarm accordion	0		Maximum HP: +20, Cold Damage: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 20
6826	healthy razor-sharp All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig of Calamity Jane	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 13"
6827	careful KoL Con X Treasure Map of terror	0		Monster Level: -10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
6828	triple-distilled delicious jittery discocktail	8	awesome	
6829	friendly KoL Con X Bingo Card	0		Familiar Weight: +3
6830	ghostly reassuring Temporal Tempera Tube	0		Spooky Resistance: +1
6831	electrified maroon Tallowcreme Halloween Pumpkin	0		Effect: "Destructive Resolve", Effect Duration: 56
6832	Way More Tears&trade; pepper spray	0		
6833	super-corrupted red Milk Studs	0		Effect: "Once Bitten Twice Fried", Effect Duration: 46
6834	wet cyan box of Dweebs	0		Effect: "Norwhalloped", Effect Duration: 23
6835	concentrated galvanized ghostly bag of W&Ws	0		Effect: "Trash-Wrapped", Effect Duration: 26
6836	dry tumbling PEEZ dispenser	0		Effect: "Meatwise", Effect Duration: 54
6837	ionized pickled magnetized tumbling Swizzler	0		Effect: "Rootin' Around", Effect Duration: 63
6838	cold-filtered mirror Bugbearclaw Donut	0		Effect: "Ooh, Sweet!", Effect Duration: 23
6839	vacuum-sealed twirling skewed jam	0		Effect: "Wasabi With You", Effect Duration: 34
6840	colloidal corrupted wobbly Whenchamacallit bar	0		Effect: "Frost Tea", Effect Duration: 23
6841	triple-concentrated non-ionized huge 8-bit banana	0		Effect: "Hyperoffended", Effect Duration: 15
6842	tarnished blurry vial of blood simple syrup	0		Effect: "Human-Elf Hybrid", Effect Duration: 60
6843	vacuum-sealed non-dry blurry squat skewed purple bone bons	0		Effect: "Salsa Satanica", Effect Duration: 68
6844	aerosolized ghostly ironic mint	0		Effect: "Protection from Bad Stuff", Effect Duration: 20
6845	unused walkie-talkie	0		Free Pull
6846	tumbling wobbly walkie-talkie	0		Free Pull
6847	cyan killing jar	0		
6848	medical-grade security flashlight	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
6849	magnetized Effermint&trade; tablets	0		Effect: "Beastly Flavor", Effect Duration: 48
6850	foul-smelling banded sturdy cane	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Stench Damage: +10, Item Drop: +5
6851	upside-down huge bowl of candy	0		
6852	Ultra Mega Sour Ball	0		
6853	red carton of rotten eggs	0		
6854	desert sightseeing pamphlet	0		
6855	a suspicious address	0		
6856	steel-toed Bal-musette accordion	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6857	stiffened Cajun accordion	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6858	stanky quirky accordion	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6859	lard-coated wizardly Skipper's accordion	0		Mysticality: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6860	friendly Jim Carey's Newton's Pantsgiving of the bloodbag	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum HP: +100, Monster Level: +25, Familiar Weight: +3, Softcore Only, Bonus Resting HP: [5*F], Bonus Resting MP: [5*F], Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Talk About Politics", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Pocket Crumbs", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Air Dirty Laundry", Drops Items, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-11", Variable
6861	adequate can of sardines	3	good	Last Available: "2013-11"
6862	decent high-calorie sugar substitute	3	good	Last Available: "2013-11"
6863	decent pulsating pat of butter	3	good	Last Available: "2013-11"
6864	stale miniature dinner roll	2	decent	Last Available: "2013-11"
6865	normal thick mashed potatoes	5	good	Last Available: "2013-11"
6866	snack-sized bland whole turkey leg	2	decent	Last Available: "2013-11"
6867	jumbo toothsome deviled egg	5	awesome	Last Available: "2013-11"
6868	irradiated dry pickled finger exerciser	0		Effect: "Liquidy Smoky", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2013-11"
6869	electrified quantum pulsating twirling dented spoon	0		Effect: "Resilient Spirit", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2013-11"
6870	modified altered love note	0		Effect: "Egg Burps", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2013-11"
6871	school beer pull tab	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6872	oxidized unsweetened quadruple-improved squat nail file	0		Effect: "Can't Smell Nothin'", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2013-11"
6873	triple-flattened concentrated lime green candy wrapper	0		Effect: "Lemony Goodness", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2013-11"
6874	gym membership card	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6875	warmed dry mirror post-holiday sale coupon	0		Effect: "Your Favorite Flavor", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2013-11"
6876	teal huge twirling blurry dry cleaning receipt	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6877	teal pocket lint (blue)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6878	fuchsia pocket lint (green)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6879	twirling pocket lint (white)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6880	pocket lint (orange)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6881	ghostly greedy Temple Grandin's sharpshooter's bowl of petunias of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: 25, Familiar Weight: +7, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2013-11"
6882	wobbly double-paned nippy extremely unsafe power sock of the overflowing toilet	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Cold Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-11"
6883	maroon clever savvy wool sock of Tarzan of dire peril	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience (Muscle): +3, Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum MP: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-11"
6884	avaricious double-paned rosy-cheeked padded moustache sock	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Cold Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-11"
6885	activated wet spirit gum	0		Effect: "Flower Power", Effect Duration: 40
6886	spirit pillow	0		
6887	gray jittery spirit sheet	0		
6888	spirit mattress	0		
6889	wobbly spirit blanket	0		
6890	skewed spirit bed	0		
6891	squat grievous brawny spirit bell of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Muscle Percent: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
6892	oxidized spoonful of Linguine-Os	0		Effect: "Soles of Glass", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2013-11"
6893	frozen freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini	0		Effect: "Vented Spleen", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2013-11"
6894	magnetized moist maroon blob of Alphredo&trade;	0		Effect: "Night Vision", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2013-11"
6895	flattened activated super-enhanced ghostly handful of crafty noodles	0		Effect: "Pumped Stomach", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2013-11"
6896	triple-wet tangled mass of pasta	0		Effect: "Army of One", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2013-11"
6897	super-vacuum-sealed deionized fuchsia Can of Spaghetto	0		Effect: "Cotton Mouthed", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2013-11"
6898	Chef Boy, R&D's business card	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6899	Thwaitgold ant statuette	0		
6900	experimental carbon fiber pasta additive	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Last Available: "2013-11"
6901	narrow hazardous sauce dosimeter	0		Class: "Sauceror", Last Available: "2013-11"
6902	jittery scorching medical-grade flask flops	0		Hot Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
6903	flattened corrupted nuts	0		Effect: "Innately Wise", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2013-12"
6904	chilled narrow bolts	0		Effect: "One Foot Heavier", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2013-12"
6905	decent gingerbread robot	3	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
6906	rotten petit 4.1	3	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
6907	moldy nut-shaped Crimbo cookie	3	crappy	Last Available: "2023-06"
6908	Jim Carey's plastic GORM-8	0		Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6909	jittery plastic warbear of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2013-12"
6910	plastic Toybot of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2013-12"
6911	plastic warbear fortress of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
6912	Samson's plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. of dire peril	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6913	wobbly warbear whosit	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6914	warbear hoverbelt piecepart	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6915	mirror extremely unsafe warbear hoverbelt of the scaredy-cat of the overflowing toilet	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Monster Level: -15, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6916	cyan warbear battery	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6917	warbear badge	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6918	wet enhanced liquefied warbear wardance potion	0		Effect: "Feet of Grapefruit", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2013-12"
6919	cold-filtered anodized wobbly warbear bearserker potion	0		Effect: "Fastbreaker", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2013-12"
6920	flattened Vulcanized cold-filtered warbear liquid overcoat	0		Effect: "Beastly Flavor", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2013-12"
6921	enchanted adequate skewed warbear feasting bread	3	good	Effect: "Third Based", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6922	spoiled thick mirror warbear warrior bread	5	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
6923	spoiled thick blinking warbear thermoregulator bread	5	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
6924	hand-crafted warbear feasting mead	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-12"
6925	perfectly mixed fortified warbear bearserker mead	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-12"
6926	high-proof perfectly mixed ghostly warbear blizzard mead	9	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-12"
6927	warbear helm fragment	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6928	tumbling Jack Frost's beefcake's warbear plain fedora of Flo-Jo	0		Muscle: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6929	warbear feathered fedora of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6930	lion tamer's studded warbear fedora of courage	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Experience (familiar): +2, Spooky Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep", Last Available: "2013-12"
6931	huge fireproof savvy warbear plain helm of the boozehound	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Hot Resistance: +3, Booze Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6932	warbear spiked helm of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6933	huge blurry horrifying careful dance instructor's warbear electro-spiked helm	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Monster Level: -10, Spooky Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy", Last Available: "2013-12"
6934	resourceful warbear plain ushanka of dire peril of courage	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum MP: +50, Spooky Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6935	groovy warbear lined ushanka	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6936	savvy warbear heated ushanka of the blizzard of the businessman	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xatk, 1xLep", Last Available: "2013-12"
6937	warbear trouser fragment	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6938	avaricious careful warbear party pants of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Monster Level: -10, Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6939	huge careful warbear ceremonial party pants	0		Monster Level: -10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6940	ghostly nippy fortified cool warbear high festival pants	0		Moxie: +5, Damage Absorption: +60, Cold Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul", Last Available: "2013-12"
6941	blurry nippy crafty warbear battle greaves of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Maximum MP: +10, Cold Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
6942	lightning-fast warbear officer greaves	0		Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6943	rosewater-soaked banded warbear bearserker greaves of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Damage Absorption: +100, Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr", Last Available: "2013-12"
6944	nippy Tesla warbear johns of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Cold Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6945	extremely unsafe warbear fleece-lined johns	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6946	clever warbear johns of Gandalf of chilblains	0		Maximum MP: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2013-12"
6947	warbear accoutrements chunk	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6948	smelly healthy Newton's warbear goggles	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6949	cool warbear snowblindness goggles	0		Moxie: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6950	mirror greasy studded brainy warbear polarized goggles	0		Mysticality: +5, Damage Absorption: +80, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6951	skewed shaking cyan fireproof Rosewater's wizardly warbear laser bowtie	0		Mysticality: +25, Mysticality Percent: +30, Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6952	fuchsia Temple Grandin's warbear plasma bowtie	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6953	upside-down horrifying Oprah's strapping warbear nuclear bowtie	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6954	lard-coated manspreader's Herculean warbear warscarf	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Monster Level: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6955	forbidden warbear fleece-lined warscarf	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6956	lime green therapeutic grievous warbear warscarf of the sweet-tooth	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Candy Drop: +100, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6957	warbear requisition box	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6958	mirror warbear exo-arm	0		Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6959	pulsating olive friendly warbear foil hat	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
6960	wobbly huge warbear energy bracers	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6961	auspicious warbear oil pan of the cheetah	0		Item Drop: +10, Initiative: +60, Class: "Sauceror", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spray Hot Grease", Last Available: "2013-12"
6962	warbear laser beacon	0		Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6963	fuchsia stiffened warbear exhaust manifold	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6964	ghostly warbear jackhammer drill press	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6965	warbear auto-anvil	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6966	warbear induction oven	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6967	narrow warbear chemistry lab	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6968	warbear officer requisition box	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6969	ghostly warbear empathy chip	0		Skill: "Psychokinetic Hug", Last Available: "2013-12"
6970	warbear drone assembler	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6971	warbear breakfast machine assembler	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6972	blind-packed die-cast toy	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6973	greedy die-cast Bashful the Reindeer	0		Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6974	Jim Carey's die-cast Doc the Reindeer	0		Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6975	lime green bouncing nasty die-cast Dopey the Reindeer	0		Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6976	up-at-dawn die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer	0		Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6977	die-cast Happy the Reindeer of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6978	zippy die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer	0		Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6979	zippy die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer	0		Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6980	personal trainer's die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6981	twirling sage die-cast factory worker elf	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6982	double-paned die-cast gift-wrapping elf	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6983	dog trainer's die-cast middle-management elf	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2013-12"
6984	fuchsia groovy die-cast pencil-pusher elf	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6985	clever die-cast stocking-stuffer elf	0		Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6986	prompt die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign	0		Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
6987	squat dog trainer's die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2013-12"
6988	stylish die-cast death ray in a pear tree of courage	0		Moxie: +25, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
6989	rock-hard die-cast turtle mech	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6990	die-cast Swiss hen of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2013-12"
6991	skewed die-cast killing bird of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6992	blinking narrow boxer's die-cast ring	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6993	die-cast goose a-laying of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2013-12"
6994	purple knitted die-cast swarm a-swarming	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
6995	maroon toasty die-cast blade a-spinning	0		Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6996	die-cast arc-welding Elfborg of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
6997	forbidden die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2013-12"
6998	twirling zippy Sinatra's die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6999	dog trainer's shellacked die-cast Father Crimborg	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2013-12"
7000	supercharged die-cast Don Crimbo of Gandalf	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
7001	Temple Grandin's dance instructor's die-cast Uncle Hobo	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2013-12"
7002	maroon die-cast Father Crimbo of mayonnaise of courage	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
7003	The Smith's Tome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12", Skill: "Summon Smithsness"
7004	adjusted Flaskfull of Hollow	0		Effect: "Stinkybeard", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2013-12"
7005	upside-down mirror lump of Brituminous coal	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7006	vaporized huge handful of Smithereens	1	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
7007	flavorless miniature yellow Every Day is Like This Sundae	2	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
7008	miniature rotten spinning Miserable Pie	2	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
7009	enchanted bland snack-sized This Charming Flan	2	decent	Effect: "Notably Lovely", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2013-12"
7010	special acceptable Irish Coffee, English Heart	3	good	Effect: "Extra-Wet", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2013-12"
7011	perfectly mixed Strikes Again Bigmouth	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-12"
7012	artisanal Paint A Vulgar Pitcher	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-12"
7013	twirling Golden Light	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7014	Louder Than Bomb	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7015	Handsome Devil	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7016	stanky crafty supercool Work is a Four Letter Sword of the boozehound	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2013-12"
7017	miser's Annie Oakley's steel-toed smooth Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals	0		Moxie: +15, Damage Reduction: 9, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
7018	spinning stanky coward's Rosewater's Sheila Take a Crossbow of the dark arts	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Monster Level: -20, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
7019	medical-grade healthy A Light that Never Goes Out of Tarzan of the storm	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +40, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2013-12"
7020	Lo Pan's chaotic beefy Half a Purse	0		Muscle: +10, Spell Critical Percent: 40, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
7021	double-paned dance instructor's Fonzie's savvy Hairpiece On Fire	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience (Moxie): +1, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7022	toasty Tesla Rosewater's Vicar's Tutu of the sweet-tooth	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Hot Damage: +5, Candy Drop: +100, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "1.2xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7023	blurry asbestos-lined sinister Hand in Glove of courage	0		Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2013-12"
7024	gravedigger's clever thinker's Meat Tenderizer is Murder	0		Mysticality: +10, Maximum MP: +20, Spooky Damage: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber", Last Available: "2013-12"
7025	veiny stylish smooth Ouija Board, Ouija Board	0		Moxie: 40, Maximum HP: +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Last Available: "2013-12"
7026	spinning censurious greasy Newton's Hand that Rocks the Ladle	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Class: "Pastamancer", Last Available: "2013-12"
7027	rosewater-soaked Oprah's Socratic Saucepanic	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Stench Resistance: +3, Class: "Sauceror", Last Available: "2013-12"
7028	lightning-fast Sherlock's wholesome Frankly Mr. Shank	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Item Drop: +25, Initiative: +40, Class: "Disco Bandit", Last Available: "2013-12"
7029	mirror red scandalous electrified Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion of the detective	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Item Drop: +20, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15, Last Available: "2013-12"
7030	pulsating grievous third-hand lantern	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50
7031	loose purse strings	0		
7032	spoiled pickled egg	3	crappy	
7033	tumbling cup of lukewarm tea	1	EPIC	
7034	wobbly warbear soda machine assembler	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7035	warbear box	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7036	gray warbear high-efficiency still	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7037	warbear LP-ROM burner	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7038	warbear gyrocopter	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7039	enhanced huge warbear robo-camouflage unit	0		Effect: "Remaining Alive", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2013-12"
7040	twirling warbear beeping telegram	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7041	wobbly huge warbear procedural hilarity drone	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12"
7042	warbear metalworking primer	0		Skill: "Shrap", Last Available: "2013-12"
7043	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7044	polymerized adjusted spinning glass slipper	0		Effect: "Cool Spirit", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2014-12"
7045	dried gray antimatter wad	1	crappy	Effect: "Human-Constellation Hybrid", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2013-12"
7046	irradiated skewed jittery warbear superpotion	0		Effect: "The Best a Pirate Can Get", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2013-12"
7047	cold-filtered altered cold-filtered jittery warbear liquid lasers	0		Effect: "Like a Fish to Walter", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2013-12"
7048	altered polymerized warbear rejuvenation potion	0		Effect: "Squatting and Thrusting", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2013-12"
7049	broken warbear gyrocopter	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7050	decent warbear gyro	4	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
7051	improved cold-filtered recording of Rolando's Rondo of Resisto	0		Effect: "Pisces Rising", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2013-12"
7052	warbear metalworking primer (used)	0		Skill: "Shrap", Last Available: "2013-12"
7053	yellow warbear empathy chip (used)	0		Skill: "Psychokinetic Hug", Last Available: "2013-12"
7054	warbear drone codes	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7055	rotten massive tumbling breakfast mess	8	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
7056	tumbling warbear breakfast machine	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7057	stale thick breakfast miracle	5	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
7058	dry green Cloaca Cola Polar	0		Effect: "Eye of the Seal", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2013-12"
7059	purple warbear soda machine	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7060	festive warbear bank	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7061	squat grimstone mask	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7062	praying Grim Brother	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
7063	Grim Brothers' story book	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7064	hibernating Grimstone Golem	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
7065	twisted grim fairy tale	1	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7066	grimstone galoshes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7067	non-boiled colloidal cyan single of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	0		Effect: "Tapped In", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2010-02"
7068	moist single of Donho's Bubbly Ballad	0		Effect: "Turtle Power", Effect Duration: 33
7069	yellow Discontent&trade; Winter Garden Catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-01"
7070	skewed packet of winter seeds	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7071	rotten super-sized wobbly snow berries	5	crappy	Last Available: "2014-01"
7072	adequate thick shaking ice harvest	5	good	Last Available: "2014-01"
7073	frozen improved squat frost flower	0		Effect: "Whippin' It Good", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2014-01"
7074	vacuum-sealed Vulcanized bouncing snow cleats	0		Effect: "Artificially Sweet", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2014-01"
7075	non-aerosolized denatured shaking liquid ice pack	0		Effect: "Standard Cheer", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2014-01"
7076	snow boards	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7077	toothsome half-sized snow crab	2	awesome	Last Available: "2014-01"
7078	perfectly mixed triple-distilled jittery Ice Island Long Tea	7	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-01"
7079	gray unfinished ice sculpture	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7080	blurry ice sculpture	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7081	ice house	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7082	snow machine	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7083	dance instructor's snow mobile	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Cold", Last Available: "2014-01"
7084	cyan gravedigger's ice bucket	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7085	cyan inspector's ribald snow shovel	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Item Drop: +15, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7086	executive crafty steel-toed bod-ice	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum MP: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7087	snow belt of wisdom of Tarzan of the overflowing toilet of the sweet-tooth	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience (Muscle): +3, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7088	shaking Tesla electrified wizardly ice nine of the sweet-tooth	0		Mysticality: +25, Candy Drop: +100, MP Regen Min: 10, MP Regen Max: 15, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7089	snow fort	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7090	hand-crafted En Una Fila Tequila	4	EPIC	
7091	pulsating Skully's hot chocolate	1	crappy	
7092	dog trainer's dangerous warbear dress helmet	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7093	Rosewater's warbear dress bracers of Calamity Jane	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
7094	Newton's warbear dress greaves of courage	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Spooky Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7095	olive foul-smelling sweatband of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Stench Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-12"
7096	grievous experienced gym shorts	0		Experience: +2, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xGhuol, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-12"
7097	slick ankleweights of vim and vigor	0		Moxie: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-12"
7098	Temple Grandin's curative steel-toed beefy sweat socks	0		Muscle: +10, Damage Reduction: 9, Familiar Weight: +7, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Drops Items, Last Available: "2014-12"
7099	pint of sweat	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7100	narrow Jerks' Health&trade; Magazine	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7101	powdered Five Second Energy&trade;	1		Effect: "Feroci Tea", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2014-12"
7102	pixie axie	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7103	pickled jittery powder	0		Effect: "Beta Carotene Overdose", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2014-12"
7104	licorice whip of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2014-12"
7105	anise-flavored venom	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7106	smooth snakebite	4	awesome	Last Available: "2014-12"
7107	energetic candy stick of the early riser	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2014-12"
7108	rotten pecan	4	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7109	jumbo delicious gray ghostly pecan pie	5	awesome	Last Available: "2014-12"
7110	chocolate-stained collar	0		Candy Drop: +25, Last Available: "2014-12"
7111	yummy candy mountain oyster	4	awesome	Last Available: "2014-12"
7112	mediocre strong chocotini	5	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7113	cyan censurious vibrating chocolate rabbit's foot of terror	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2014-12"
7114	spoiled tumbling candy carrot	3	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7115	bland candy carrot cake	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7116	smooth carrot-on-a-stick of the sweet-tooth	0		Moxie: +15, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2014-12"
7117	spinning Van der Graaf weasel stomping pants of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, cap 20", Last Available: "2014-12"
7118	rotten low-calorie mulberry	1	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7119	practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed mulled berry wine	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2014-12"
7120	narrow lemony scales	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7121	spinning skewed prompt lemon party hat	0		Adventures: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7122	lemon shirt of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-12"
7123	rosy-cheeked lemon drop trousers	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7124	flattened red lemonhead caviar	0		Effect: "Astral Shell", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2014-12"
7125	wobbly frosty gummi sword of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2014-12"
7126	boiled small gummi fin	0		Effect: "Greedy Resolve", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2014-12"
7127	twirling padded chocolate cow bone	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Last Available: "2014-12"
7128	corrupted triple-moist wet green gummi fang	0		Effect: "Eldritch Concentration", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2014-12"
7129	jumbo bland enchanted upside-down leftover canap&eacute;s	5	decent	Effect: "Goldentongue", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2014-12"
7130	tolerable ghostly magnum of champagne	3	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7131	upside-down smelly veiny smooth cow creamer	0		Moxie: +15, Maximum HP: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2014-12"
7132	moist unsweetened wobbly tumbling Outer Wolf&trade; cologne	0		Effect: "Orchid Blood", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2014-12"
7133	lupine appetite hormones	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7134	bouncing upside-down blurry arcane researcher's beefcake's wolf whistle	0		Muscle: +25, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow Wolf Whistle", Last Available: "2014-12"
7135	bland jumbo witch's bread	5	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7136	vacuum-sealed super-flattened mirror witch's brew	0		Effect: "Spookypants", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2014-12"
7137	jittery rosewater-soaked Oprah's witch's bra of Gandalf	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2014-12"
7138	aged enchanted practically non-alcoholic mid-level medieval mead	1	awesome	Effect: "Bloodstain-Resistant", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2014-12"
7139	vacuum-sealed wobbly R&uuml;mpelstiltz	0		Effect: "Icy Composition", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2014-12"
7140	spinning wheel	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7141	extra-dry pulsating hi-octane carrot juice	0		Effect: "Sealed Brain", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2014-12"
7142	ionized upside-down blurry hare brush	0		Effect: "Spooky Flavor", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2014-12"
7143	curative brawny hare pin	0		Muscle Percent: +20, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-12"
7144	spinning odd coin	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7145	flavorless special blinking cinnamon cannoli	3	decent	Effect: "Emotion Sickness", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2014-12"
7146	bad tumbling expensive champagne	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7147	adjusted deionized gray polo trophy	0		Effect: "Vitamin-Maxed", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2014-12"
7148	oil painting	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7149	rosary	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7150	narrow ornate dowsing rod	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7151	ghostly straw	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7152	lime green	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7153	clay	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7154	filling	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7155	fuchsia parchment	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7156	glass	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7157	coward's personal trainer's educational fire hose	0		Experience: +1, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Monster Level: -20, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 37", Last Available: "2014-12"
7158	flavorless thick jittery blinking fireman's lunch	5	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7159	wholesome plain paper hat of the dark arts of terror	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, cap 37", Last Available: "2014-12"
7160	rotten snack-sized ice cream sandwich	2	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7161	careful dangerous &quot;honey&quot; dipper of bravery	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Monster Level: -10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2014-12"
7162	snack-sized decent plumber's lunch	2	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7163	experienced beefy skull gearshift knob of the blizzard	0		Muscle: +10, Experience: +2, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2014-12"
7164	bland shaking nachos of the night	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7165	spinning maroon Lo Pan's Sketcherz&trade; of the sewer of horror	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2014-12"
7166	adequate half-sized tumbling spinning can of Adultwitch&trade;	2	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7167	super-activated quadruple-moist smudge stick	0		Effect: "Flamibili Tea", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2014-12"
7168	non-energized fuchsia wall	0		Effect: "Dancing Prowess", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2014-12"
7169	drinkable tankard of ale	3	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7170	quadruple-magnetized triple-ionized scroll case	0		Effect: "Worth Your Salt", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2014-12"
7171	ionized enhanced tumbling jug of &quot;wine&quot;	0		Effect: "Snobby", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2014-12"
7172	juggling ball	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7173	bouncing crappy camera	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7174	moldy enchanted small humble pie	2	crappy	Effect: "Full of Wist", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2014-12"
7175	small golem	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7176	shaking crappy camera	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7177	cold-filtered wobbly crappy waiter disguise	0		Effect: "The Style... of the Future", Effect Duration: 50
7178	twirling Copperhead Charm	0		
7179	jittery The First Pizza	0		
7180	The Lacrosse Stick of Lacoronado	0		
7181	The Eye of the Stars	0		
7182	olive The Stankara Stone	0		
7183	Murphy's Rancid Black Flag	0		
7184	blue The Shield of Brook	0		
7185	Red Zeppelin ticket	0		
7186	huge Copperhead Charm (rampant)	0		
7187	watered-down aged narrow unnamed cocktail	2	awesome	
7188	skewed handful of tips	0		
7189	fuchsia crafty unrequired jacket	0		Maximum MP: +10
7190	medical-grade tommy gun	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unload Tommy Gun"
7191	drum of tommy ammo	0		
7192	maroon squat throwing knife	0		
7193	throwing spoon	0		
7194	throwing fork	0		
7195	shaking lion tamer's breadchucks of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Experience (familiar): +2
7196	blurry shuriken salad	0		
7197	lard-coated combat fan	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
7198	mansplainer's Da Vinci's silk skirt	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Monster Level: +15, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 38"
7199	blowdart	0		
7200	smartaleck's Buddy Bjorn	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2014-02"
7201	green avaricious beefcake's The Nuge's favorite crossbow of temperance	0		Muscle: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +30
7202	rotten sweet roll Alabama	3	crappy	
7203	red shaking forbidden Saturday Night Special	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50
7204	pulsating lynyrd snare	0		
7205	wobbly nippy fleetwood chain	0		Cold Damage: +10
7206	bad Green Manalishi	3	decent	
7207	huge wobbly blade of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50
7208	fire of unknown origin	0		
7209	eagle's milk	1	good	
7210	quadruple-flattened quantum olive eagle feather	0		Effect: "Human-Undead Hybrid", Effect Duration: 64
7211	altered shaking one pill	0		Effect: "La Bamba", Effect Duration: 31
7212	jittery supercool Jefferson wings	0		Moxie Percent: +20
7213	fleetwood macaroni	0		
7214	cheesy eagle sauce	0		
7215	adequate wobbly fleetwood mac 'n' cheese	3	good	
7216	lynyrd skin	0		
7217	squat banded lynyrdskin cap	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xVolley, cap 42"
7218	yellow asbestos-lined lynyrdskin tunic	0		Hot Resistance: +5
7219	dangerous lynyrdskin breeches	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1.5xGhuol, cap 42"
7220	cigarette lighter	0		
7221	skewed priceless diamond	0		
7222	perfectly mixed weak Flamin' Whatshisname	2	EPIC	
7223	moist double-pickled deionized teal lynyrd musk	0		Effect: "Think Win-Lose", Effect Duration: 25
7224	ghostly Jim Carey's studded Kashmir sweater	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Monster Level: +25
7225	flavorless custard pie	3	decent	
7226	tea for one	1	decent	
7227	fancy bad practically non-alcoholic bottle of Evermore	1	decent	Effect: "Muscle Unbound", Effect Duration: 25
7228	squat box	0		
7229	enchanted hand-crafted wine	3	EPIC	Effect: "Sweet Nostalgia", Effect Duration: 35
7230	mediocre rum	4	decent	
7231	lousy Murderer's Punch	4	decent	
7232	decent enchanted velvet cake	3	good	Effect: "Snobby", Effect Duration: 5
7233	ionized extra-anodized ghostly letter	0		Effect: "Chock Full o' Nanites", Effect Duration: 43
7234	book of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Item Drop: +5
7235	brawny masque of the dark arts	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
7236	Herculean red-hot poker	0		Experience (Muscle): +1
7237	sizzling Red X Shield	0		Hot Damage: +10
7238	gray educational badge of vim and vigor	0		Experience: +1, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Single Equip
7239	skewed ruddy educational shirt	0		Experience: +1, Maximum HP Percent: +40
7240	spinning Sinatra's Newton's coat	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Experience (Moxie): +5
7241	studded brainy shoe	0		Mysticality: +5, Damage Absorption: +80, Single Equip
7242	button	0		
7243	button	0		
7244	boiled denatured blood cells	0		Effect: "Mana Tea", Effect Duration: 21
7245	quadruple-polarized eye	0		Effect: "Hennaliciousness", Effect Duration: 64
7246	glark cable	0		
7247	prompt MacGyver's Red Fox glove	0		Maximum MP: +100, Adventures: +3, Attacks Can't Miss, Single Equip
7248	pressed foxglove	0		Effect: "Crimbo Epiphany", Effect Duration: 45
7249	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	0		
7250	family-friendly perfumed veiny sinister Sneaky Pete's jacket	0		Spell Damage: +10, Maximum HP: +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Sneaky Pete)]
7251	jug of Sneaky Pete's Mojo	0		Free Pull
7252	cyan blurry pulsating shot of Sneaky Pete's Mojo	0		Free Pull
7253	spinning Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy	0		
7254	blinking really cocktail shaker	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7255	tolerable mini-martini	4	good	
7256	wobbly smoke grenade	0		
7257	vaporized shaking molotov soda	1	EPIC	
7258	anodized ghostly shaking pile of ashes	0		Effect: "Je Ne Sais Porquoise", Effect Duration: 15
7259	bouncing crate of firebombs	0		
7260	firebomb	0		
7261	manspreader's cool Sneaky Pete's basket of the cougar	0		Moxie: 25, Monster Level: +10
7262	blurry &quot;I Love Me, Vol. I&quot;	0		
7263	photograph of a dog	0		
7264	photograph of a nugget	0		
7265	huge photograph of an ostrich egg	0		
7266	blurry disposable instant camera	0		
7267	olive greedy foul-smelling sage Sneaky Pete's jacket (collar popped) of the pedagogue	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience: +3, Stench Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +20, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Sneaky Pete)]
7268	Letter for Melvign the Gnome	0		
7269	shaking Professor What garment	0		
7270	&quot;2 Love Me, Vol. 2&quot;	0		
7271	blinking Thinknerd Blind-Packed Toy	0		
7272	olive Van der Graaf plastic Professor What	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
7273	nippy plastic Jared the Duskwalker	0		Cold Damage: +10
7274	rosy-cheeked plastic Duke Starkiller	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30
7275	electrified plastic Gary Claybender	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
7276	huge plastic Captain Kerkard	0		Item Drop: +5
7277	super-diffused robot grease	0		Effect: "Deep-Seated Rage", Effect Duration: 17
7278	returned Thinknerd package	0		
7279	denatured enhanced ghostly wind-up Whatsian robot	0		Effect: "Rushin' Hands", Effect Duration: 35
7280	vacuum-sealed mirror wind-up vampire teeth	0		Effect: "Mana Tea", Effect Duration: 15
7281	boiled twirling maroon wind-up navigation droid	0		Effect: "Filled with Magic", Effect Duration: 60
7282	enhanced wet spinning wind-up owl	0		Effect: "Stogied", Effect Duration: 49
7283	polymerized tarnished pulsating wind-up ensign	0		Effect: "Can Has Cyborger", Effect Duration: 26
7284	smartaleck's crying statue earrings of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Moxie Percent: +30, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover
7285	Rosewater's plastic Duskwalker necklace of bravery	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover
7286	perfumed plastic replica blaster pistol of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Stench Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover
7287	deadly Gary Claybender's Time Screwer of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Weapon Damage: +5, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover
7288	wobbly dog trainer's Space Tourist palmdoctor of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Experience (familiar): +1, Lasts Until Rollover
7289	hardened stiffened occult amok putter	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Damage Reduction: 4
7290	moldy amok pudding	4	crappy	
7291	purple deactivated putty buddy	0		
7292	putty coat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7293	cold-filtered unsweetened squat can of V-11	0		Effect: "Grumpy and Ornery", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2014-03"
7294	wicked elevennis shoes of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Spell Damage: +5, Last Available: "2014-03"
7295	elevent	0		Last Available: "2014-03"
7296	tumbling auspicious padded elevenderizing hammer	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2014-03"
7297	Professor What T-Shirt of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100
7298	heavy-duty bendy straw	0		
7299	pellet of plant food	0		
7300	green sewing kit	0		
7301	Spookyraven billiards room key	0		
7302	squat Spookyraven library key	0		
7303	skewed Lady Spookyraven's necklace	0		
7304	purple telegram from Lady Spookyraven	0		
7305	shaking Lady Spookyraven's powder puff	0		
7306	Lady Spookyraven's finest gown	0		
7307	Lady Spookyraven's dancing shoes	0		
7308	corrupted cold-filtered eyebrow pencil	0		Effect: "Hella Smart", Effect Duration: 14
7309	quantum warmed rosewater cream	0		Effect: "Newt Gets In Your Eyes", Effect Duration: 34
7310	polarized adjusted bronzer	0		Effect: "Wet Rub", Effect Duration: 36
7311	flame-wreathed shellacked elegant nightstick	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Hot Spell Damage: +10
7312	maroon bouncing still grill	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-06"
7313	box of hickory chips	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7314	poppet	0		
7315	rickety rocking horse	0		
7316	blurry jack-in-the-box	0		
7317	skewed jar of baby ghosts	0		
7318	Jim Carey's ghost of a necklace of the pedagogue of horror	0		Experience: +3, Monster Level: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +25
7319	lime green razor-sharp wizardly Elizabeth's Dollie	0		Mysticality: +25, Weapon Damage Percent: +25
7320	polymerized upside-down bouncing Elizabeth's paintbrush	0		Effect: "Bright!", Effect Duration: 24
7321	Lo Pan's Stephen's lab coat of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Spell Critical Percent: +30
7322	liquefied polymerized corrupted Stephen's secret formula	0		Effect: "substats.enh", Effect Duration: 18
7323	huge Lo Pan's vibrating Jacob's rung	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +30
7324	powdered shaking cyan battery	1		
7325	acceptable fancy snakebite	4	good	Effect: "Hagg-ard", Effect Duration: 15
7326	green shellacked rubber ribcage of incineration	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Hot Spell Damage: +50
7327	powdered maroon twirling synthetic marrow	1		Effect: "Your Favorite Flavor", Effect Duration: 5
7328	liquefied dry blurry funny bone	0		Effect: "Amorphous Cheer", Effect Duration: 33
7329	red electrified half-melted spoon of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
7330	dehydrated spinning twirling gray the funk	1		
7331	moldy gunky chicken	3	crappy	
7332	tumbling asbestos-lined doll head	0		Hot Resistance: +5
7333	upside-down droopy doll eye	0		
7334	voice box	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Pull Voice Box String"
7335	padded paddle-ball of incineration	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +50
7336	adjusted twirling sound effects record	0		Effect: "Well-Lubed", Effect Duration: 47
7337	gray alphabet block	0		
7338	chilled jittery spinning dancer	0		Effect: "Stinky Hands", Effect Duration: 69
7339	music box mechanism	0		
7340	asbestos-lined moose antlers	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 27"
7341	adjusted huge jittery moose thought	0		Effect: "Sugar, Hello", Effect Duration: 11
7342	thick bland narrow moose chocolate	5	decent	
7343	fancy bad painting of a glass of wine	4	decent	Effect: "Human-Goblin Hybrid", Effect Duration: 25
7344	oil painting of yourself	0		
7345	spinning ornate picture frame	0		
7346	doll-eye amulet	0		Single Equip
7347	thinker's ghost toga of horror	0		Mysticality: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25
7348	small normal sheet cake	2	good	
7349	ghost key	0		
7350	lime green jittery picture of you	0		
7351	rock-hard Staff of the Electric Range of Calamity Jane of the early riser	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Adventures: +7
7352	low-calorie rotten gray deluxe layer cake	1	crappy	
7353	chunk of hot iron	0		
7354	extra-dry smooth ghostly red-hot boilermaker	5	awesome	
7355	blue Sherlock's coal shovel	0		Item Drop: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shovel Hot Coal"
7356	quadruple-ionized boiled bouncing ghostly hot coal	0		Effect: "Funky Coal Patina", Effect Duration: 51
7357	diffused boiled coal dust	0		Effect: "Demonic Taint", Effect Duration: 15
7358	weightlifter's Bram's choker of the bloodbag of extreme caution	0		Muscle: +15, Maximum HP: +100, Monster Level: -25, Single Equip
7359	skewed plaid swatch	0		
7360	plaid bandage	0		
7361	bouncing ghostly groovy plaid pocket square	0		Moxie Percent: +10
7362	blinking purple extremely unsafe plaid skirt of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 38"
7363	frozen diffused bloodstain stick	0		Effect: "Ponderous Potency", Effect Duration: 39
7364	fabric softener	0		
7365	concentrated tumbling upside-down fabric hardener	0		Effect: "Red Misty-Eyed", Effect Duration: 38
7366	practically non-alcoholic bad huge bottle of laundry sherry	1	decent	
7367	adjusted improved triple-aerosolized industrial strength starch	0		Effect: "You're Not Cooking", Effect Duration: 46, Wiki Name: "industrial strength starch"
7368	moldy extra-flat panini	3	crappy	
7369	electrified narrow mangled finger	0		Effect: "Flame-Retardant Trousers", Effect Duration: 22
7370	watered-down artisanal Psychotic Train wine	2	super ultra mega EPIC	
7371	crazy hobo notebook	0		
7372	moldy pie man was not meant to eat	3	crappy	
7373	blurry frightening sommelier's towel	0		Spooky Damage: +5
7374	hale tarnished tastevin	0		Maximum HP: +20, Single Equip
7375	moldy skewed actual tapas	3	crappy	
7376	ghast iron ingot	0		
7377	executive Rosewater's ghast iron cleaver	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +40
7378	ghast iron Garibaldi of the blizzard of the overflowing toilet	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 14"
7379	wool veiny ghast iron heater shield	0		Maximum HP: +10, Cold Resistance: +1
7380	mirror manspreader's ghast iron codpiece of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 42"
7381	zippy Pendant of Gargalesis	0		Initiative: +20
7382	Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab	0		Last Available: "2014-04"
7383	DNA extraction syringe	0		Last Available: "2014-04"
7384	corrupted fuchsia Gene Tonic: Dude	0		Effect: "You're Rubber", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2014-04"
7385	pickled Gene Tonic: Beast	0		Effect: "Fury of the Bells", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2014-04"
7386	magnetized olive Gene Tonic: Construct	0		Effect: "protect.enq", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2014-04"
7387	vacuum-sealed Gene Tonic: Undead	0		Effect: "Yes, Can Haz", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2014-04"
7388	boiled improved spinning Gene Tonic: Humanoid	0		Effect: "Sweet Nostalgia", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2014-04"
7389	quantum diffused Gene Tonic: Insect	0		Effect: "Whole Latte Love", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2014-04"
7390	cold-filtered bouncing narrow Gene Tonic: Hippy	0		Effect: "One Foot Heavier", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2014-04"
7391	dry magnetized enhanced Gene Tonic: Orc	0		Effect: "Memory of Strength", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2014-04"
7392	triple-energized Gene Tonic: Demon	0		Effect: "Perfect Hair", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2014-04"
7393	quadruple-dry jittery Gene Tonic: Horror	0		Effect: "You Liver", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2014-04"
7394	frozen Gene Tonic: Fish	0		Effect: "Cockroach Scurry", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2014-04"
7395	extra-warmed energized pulsating Gene Tonic: Goblin	0		Effect: "Three Days Slow", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2014-04"
7396	corrupted extra-enhanced Gene Tonic: Pirate	0		Effect: "Unusual Perspective", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2014-04"
7397	galvanized polymerized mirror Gene Tonic: Plant	0		Effect: "Gr8ness", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2014-04"
7398	improved moist twirling Gene Tonic: Weird	0		Effect: "Stopping to Smell the Flowers", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2014-04"
7399	polarized non-energized Gene Tonic: Elf	0		Effect: "[1342]Slicked-Back Do", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2014-04"
7400	pickled Gene Tonic: Mer-kin	0		Effect: "Nut-Rition", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2014-04"
7401	double-flattened modified cyan ghostly wobbly Gene Tonic: Slime	0		Effect: "White Knuckles", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2014-04"
7402	polymerized Gene Tonic: Penguin	0		Effect: "Rain Dancin'", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2014-04"
7403	nitrogenated Gene Tonic: Elemental	0		Effect: "Techno Bliss", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2014-04"
7404	moist unsweetened shaking Gene Tonic: Constellation	0		Effect: "Experimental Effect G-9", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2014-04"
7405	magnetized ionized Gene Tonic: Hobo	0		Effect: "Boilermade", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2014-04"
7406	Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#1)	0		
7407	jittery Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#2)	0		
7408	Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#3)	0		
7409	Steam Card: Space Trip (#1)	0		
7410	Steam Card: Space Trip (#2)	0		
7411	Steam Card: Space Trip (#3)	0		
7412	Steam Card: Meteoid (#1)	0		
7413	Steam Card: Meteoid (#2)	0		
7414	Steam Card: Meteoid (#3)	0		
7415	Steam Card: DemonStar (#1)	0		
7416	Steam Card: DemonStar (#2)	0		
7417	Steam Card: DemonStar (#3)	0		
7418	jittery Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#1)	0		
7419	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#2)	0		
7420	blinking Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#3)	0		
7421	jittery pencil thin mushroom	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7422	ghostly Paradaisical Cheeseburger recipe	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7423	salty sailor salt	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7424	fuchsia bike rental broupon	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7425	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Cocktail Sauce Bottle	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7426	sprinkle shaker	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7427	altered unsweetened fuchsia sleight-of-hand mushroom	0		Effect: "Feelin' Philosophical", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2014-05"
7428	Taco Dan's Taco Stand's Taco Receipt	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7429	Beach Buck	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7430	energized anodized narrow Fun-Guy spore	0		Effect: "Egg-stra Arm", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2014-05"
7431	liquefied twirling mirror Boletus Broletus mushroom	0		Effect: "Hood Ridin'", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2014-05"
7432	oxidized Omphalotus Omphaloskepsis mushroom	0		Effect: "Goldentongue", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2014-05"
7433	double-cold-filtered enhanced Gyromitra Dynomita mushroom	0		Effect: "Rotten Memories", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2014-05"
7434	ionized energized squat pulsating Helvella Haemophilia mushroom	0		Effect: "Uncaged Power", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2014-05"
7435	flattened Stemonitis Staticus mushroom	0		Effect: "Bear Clawed", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2014-05"
7436	denatured Tremella Tarantella mushroom	0		Effect: "In Vino Vires", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2014-05"
7437	Pastaco shell	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7438	half-sized normal Beefy Crunch Pastaco	2	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7439	adequate Brain Food Pastaco	4	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7440	jumbo adequate Cool Brunch Pastaco	5	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7441	decent Medical Pastaco	3	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7442	normal Energy Buzz Pastaco	3	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7443	snack-sized bland narrow shaking Ludovico Pastaco	2	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7444	triple-distilled tolerable overpowering mushroom wine	7	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7445	mediocre special purple complex mushroom wine	4	decent	Effect: "Vinegavotte", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2014-05"
7446	perfectly mixed smooth mushroom wine	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-05"
7447	weak aged blood-red mushroom wine	2	awesome	Last Available: "2014-05"
7448	special triple-distilled tolerable buzzing mushroom wine	6	good	Effect: "Big Flaming Whip", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2014-05"
7449	high-proof mediocre blurry swirling mushroom wine	10	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7450	adequate blinking Taco Dan's Basic Taco Dan Taco	4	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7451	moldy Taco Dan's Taco Fish Fish Taco	3	crappy	Last Available: "2014-05"
7452	Taco Dan's Super Taco-Riffic Taco Sauce!	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7453	acceptable enchanted irresponsibly strong regular-size brogurt	8	good	Effect: "Ode to Booze", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2014-05"
7454	tolerable super-size brogurt	3	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7455	acceptable watered-down huge broberry brogurt	2	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7456	fortified hand-crafted brocolate brogurt	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-05"
7457	smooth skewed French bronilla brogurt	3	awesome	Last Available: "2014-05"
7458	History's Most Offensive Jokes, Vol. IX	0		Skill: "Unoffendable", Last Available: "2014-05"
7459	Now You're Cooking With Grease	0		Skill: "Grease Up", Last Available: "2014-05"
7460	Sloppy Seconds Diner Employee Handbook	0		Skill: "Sloppy Secrets", Last Available: "2014-05"
7461	blinking industrial strength anti-fungal spray	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7462	up-at-dawn Brogre brorts	0		Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xGhuol, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-05"
7463	Oprah's Brogre brolo shirt	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2014-05"
7464	twirling savvy Brogre bucket hat	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 14", Last Available: "2014-05"
7465	Spring Break Beach tattoo coupon	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7466	airplane charter: Spring Break Beach	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-05"
7467	mirror one-day ticket to Spring Break Beach	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7468	squat avaricious horrifying cool 8-billed baseball cap	0		Moxie: +5, Spooky Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-05"
7469	jittery avaricious wool slick extremely wet T-shirt	0		Moxie: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2014-05"
7470	smelly dangerous shrimp fork of doom	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2014-05"
7471	non-improved Vulcanized huge BROS Energy Drink	0		Effect: "Mystically Oiled", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2014-05"
7472	magnetized squat go-go potion	0		Effect: "There Is A Spoon", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2014-05"
7473	super-wet warmed shrimp cocktail	0		Effect: "Cold, Dead Hands", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2014-05"
7474	chilled Yolo&trade; chocolates	0		Effect: "Slimy Hands", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2020-09"
7475	thinker's string of moist beads	0		Mysticality: +10, Last Available: "2014-05"
7476	Ultimate Mind Destroyer	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7477	polymerized Meat-inflating powder	0		Effect: "Celestial Vision", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2014-05"
7478	possessed sugar cube	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7479	polarized bouncing sugar fairy	0		Effect: "Perception", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2014-05"
7480	polymerized chilled tumbling sugar bunny	0		Effect: "Violent Night", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2014-05"
7481	sweet tooth	0		Last Available: "2014-05", Wiki Name: "sweet tooth"
7482	bad fortified green Rompedores de Fantasmas	5	decent	
7483	lousy distilled La Fantasma y La Oscuridad	5	decent	
7484	mediocre Fantasma en la M&aacute;quina	3	decent	
7485	purple loosening powder	0		
7486	narrow castoreum	0		
7487	drain dissolver	0		
7488	triple-distilled turpentine	0		
7489	detartrated anhydrous sublicalc	0		
7490	upside-down triatomaceous dust	0		
7491	drinkable bottle of Chateau de Vinegar	3	good	
7492	blasting soda	0		
7493	unstable fulminate	0		
7494	blue wine bomb	0		
7495	recipe: mortar-dissolving solution	0		
7496	bouncing bottled day	0		
7497	ghost formula	0		
7498	Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette	0		
7499	chilled galvanized Hot 'n' Scarys	0		Effect: "Bear Clawed", Effect Duration: 33
7500	map	0		
7501	skewed	0		
7502	quadruple-ionized huge Texas tea	0		Effect: "Milk Studly", Effect Duration: 17
7503	Sherlock's dark hamethyst ring	0		Item Drop: +25
7504	deadly dark baconstone ring	0		Weapon Damage: +5
7505	savvy dark porquoise ring	0		Mysticality Percent: +20
7506	hale cool book	0		Moxie: +5, Maximum HP: +20
7507	twirling rock-hard cloak	0		Damage Reduction: 5
7508	label	0		
7509	normal fancy Mornington crescent roll	3	good	Effect: "Turtle Power", Effect Duration: 25
7510	quantum extra-nitrogenated quantum bouncing eye shadow	0		Effect: "Surreally Buff", Effect Duration: 49
7511	spinning crumbling wheel	0		
7512	quadruple-cold-filtered poppy	0		Effect: "Tingly Wrists", Effect Duration: 35
7513	opium grenade	0		
7514	shaking scorching Lo Pan's duonoculars	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip
7515	plastic rock	0		
7516	witch's spare house key	0		
7517	narrow Sherlock's quilted spider leg	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Item Drop: +25
7518	skewed jittery wand of pigification	0		
7519	lousy narrow glass of bourbon	3	decent	
7520	upside-down burned government manual fragment	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7521	flavorless government cheese	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7522	tumbling pair of government shades of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-05"
7523	space junk	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7524	super-enhanced triple-magnetized government	0		Effect: "Ocelot Eyes", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2014-05"
7525	nitrogenated Vulcanized alien drugs	0		Effect: "Here's Mud in Your Eye", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2023-09"
7526	shaking purple weird space book	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7527	narrow alien force field disruptor bean	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7528	cyan flame-wreathed energetic government-issued night-vision goggles	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-05"
7529	diet yummy loaf of alien bread	1	awesome	Last Available: "2014-05"
7530	normal grilled cheese sandwich	3	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7531	vaporized alien protein powder	1	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7532	watered-down bad special rocket fuel	2	decent	Effect: "Void Between the Stars", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2014-05"
7533	alien source code printout	0		Skill: "Alien Source Code", Last Available: "2014-05"
7534	alien source code printout (used)	0		Skill: "Alien Source Code", Last Available: "2014-05"
7535	lousy watered-down gray stealth bomber	2	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7536	space beast fur	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7537	twitching space egg	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7538	shaking ramekin of space nuts	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2014-05"
7539	flame-wreathed space beast fur hat	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley", Last Available: "2014-05"
7540	pulsating skewed hardy space beast fur pants	0		Maximum HP: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley", Last Available: "2014-05"
7541	censurious space beast fur whip	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2014-05"
7542	space invader	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7543	quilted thinker's space heater	0		Mysticality: +10, Damage Absorption: +40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heat Space", Last Available: "2014-05"
7544	spinning space bar	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7545	perfectly mixed weak jittery space port	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-05"
7546	cyan studded Socratic space needle	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Damage Absorption: +80, Last Available: "2014-05"
7547	non-dry oxidized blurry buffed alien drugs	0		Effect: "Celestial Vision", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2014-05"
7548	hot ashes	0		Last Available: "2014-06"
7549	vacuum-sealed ash soda	0		Effect: "Pecan Pied Piper", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2014-06"
7550	adjusted dry spinning liquid smoke	0		Effect: "Spiky Hair", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2014-06"
7551	anodized tumbling blue dollop of barbecue sauce	0		Effect: "Using Protection", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2014-06"
7552	polarized ionized red bowl of marinade	0		Effect: "All Glory To the Toad", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2014-06"
7553	shaker of dry rub	0		Last Available: "2014-06"
7554	warmed warmed activated gray bottle of lighter fluid	0		Effect: "Void Between the Stars", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2014-06"
7555	page	0		
7556	elephant gift	0		
7557	cold-filtered blood cells	0		Effect: "Sucrose-Colored Glasses", Effect Duration: 37
7558	tolerable wobbly wine	4	good	
7559	extra-ionized non-modified teal gummi turtle	0		Effect: "Egg-cellent Vocabulary", Effect Duration: 53
7560	spinning turtle-shaped rock	0		
7561	ionized polarized blurry giraffe-necked turtle	0		Effect: "Spooky Demeanor", Effect Duration: 11
7562	electrified energized mirror musk turtle	0		Effect: "Christmessy", Effect Duration: 29
7563	polymerized activated twirling programmable turtle	0		Effect: "Sugar High", Effect Duration: 60
7564	chilled mocking turtle	0		Effect: "Expert Vacationer", Effect Duration: 63
7565	rotten ham steak	4	crappy	
7566	blinking frosty time-twitching toolbelt	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Free Pull
7567	Chroner	0		
7568	tumbling rosewater-soaked asbestos-lined Time Lord Badge of Honor of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Hot Resistance: +5, Stench Resistance: +3
7569	mirror asbestos-lined razor-sharp Rosewater's Time Bandit Badge of Courage	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Hot Resistance: +5
7570	chilled polymerized fuchsia Friendliness Beverage	0		Effect: "Burning Hands", Effect Duration: 55
7571	blue nippy silent pea shooter of courage	0		Cold Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3
7572	moldy small D roll	2	crappy	
7573	banded kiwi beak	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Item Drop: +5
7574	extra-dry lousy twirling New Zealand iced tea	5	decent	
7575	family-friendly Annie Oakley's droll monocle	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip
7576	non-ionized future drug: Muscularactum	0		Effect: "Man's Worst Enemy", Effect Duration: 67
7577	non-unsweetened future drug: Smartinex	0		Effect: "Banono", Effect Duration: 13
7578	energized boiled spinning future drug: Coolscaline	0		Effect: "Nigh-Invincible", Effect Duration: 30
7579	twitching time capsule	0		
7580	pickled liquid shifting time weirdness	1		
7581	squat shifting time weirdness	0		Adventures: +4, PvP Fights: +4
7582	diet flavorless rack of dinosaur ribs	1	decent	
7583	boozy delicious scotch on the rocks	5	awesome	
7584	frosty yabba dabba doo rag of Flo-Jo	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 27"
7585	baleful wooly loincloth of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 27"
7586	helix fossil	0		
7587	olive S.S. Ticket	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7588	Clan speakeasy	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-07"
7589	weak hand-crafted glass of &quot;milk&quot;	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-07"
7590	perfectly mixed practically non-alcoholic cup of &quot;tea&quot;	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-07"
7591	hand-crafted practically non-alcoholic yellow thermos of &quot;whiskey&quot;	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-07"
7592	hand-crafted Lucky Lindy	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-07"
7593	bad watered-down Bee's Knees	2	decent	Last Available: "2014-07"
7594	smooth high-proof Sockdollager	7	awesome	Last Available: "2014-07"
7595	tolerable shaking Ish Kabibble	4	good	Last Available: "2014-07"
7596	perfectly mixed special red Hot Socks	3	EPIC	Effect: "Speed of the Internet", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2014-07"
7597	triple-distilled tolerable jittery Phonus Balonus	9	good	Last Available: "2014-07"
7598	acceptable Flivver	3	good	Last Available: "2014-07"
7599	boozy bad skewed Sloppy Jalopy	5	decent	Last Available: "2014-07"
7600	boiled fuchsia flame	0		Effect: "Rain Dancin'", Effect Duration: 30
7601	aerosolized enhanced temporary yak tattoo	0		Effect: "All Branned Up", Effect Duration: 34
7602	chilled Fitspiration&trade; poster	0		Effect: "Stone-Faced", Effect Duration: 30
7603	tarnished gray neckbeard	0		Effect: "Shawarma Warm War", Effect Duration: 54
7604	denatured blurry shaking artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice	0		Effect: "Chalky Hand", Effect Duration: 31
7605	deionized adjusted punk patch	0		Effect: "Butt-Rock Hair", Effect Duration: 50
7606	double-pressed oxidized steampunk potion	0		Effect: "Sleazy Jellied", Effect Duration: 34
7607	wet colloidal twirling vial of swamp vapors	0		Effect: "Stench Jellied", Effect Duration: 21
7608	cold-filtered oxidized turtle mud	0		Effect: "Cold-Blooded Warm Fuzzies", Effect Duration: 40
7609	super-Vulcanized Redeye&trade; Eyedrops	0		Effect: "Pronounced Potency", Effect Duration: 49
7610	super-dry boiled Dweebisol&trade; inhaler	0		Effect: "Stop the Presses!", Effect Duration: 61
7611	wet flattened Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil	0		Effect: "Patent Prevention", Effect Duration: 44
7612	Vulcanized red ghostly tomato soup poster	0		Effect: "Egg-stortionary Tactics", Effect Duration: 36
7613	tarnished non-improved bubblin' chemistry solution	0		Effect: "In the Slimelight", Effect Duration: 68
7614	liquefied enhanced voodoo glowskull	0		Effect: "Big Ol' Glass of Rum", Effect Duration: 37
7615	double-anodized enhanced quadruple-irradiated pygmy adder oil	0		Effect: "Reedy Pipes", Effect Duration: 69
7616	double-aerosolized activated pygmy witchhazel	0		Effect: "Badger Underfoot", Effect Duration: 20
7617	enhanced activated short deposition	0		Effect: "Bestial Sympathy", Effect Duration: 30
7618	frozen straw pole	0		Effect: "Papowerful", Effect Duration: 37
7619	quadruple-activated blinking copperhead potion	0		Effect: "No Vertigo", Effect Duration: 29
7620	galvanized activated olive ninja fear powder	0		Effect: "Brother Corsican's Blessing", Effect Duration: 41
7621	dry ninja eyeblack	0		Effect: "Concentration", Effect Duration: 52
7622	nitrogenated button rouge	0		Effect: "Brother Flying Burrito's Blessing", Effect Duration: 57
7623	triple-enhanced pulsating Red Army camouflage kit	0		Effect: "Hobonic", Effect Duration: 44
7624	nitrogenated irradiated blurry squat lynyrd skinner toothblack	0		Effect: "Stinky Hands", Effect Duration: 47
7625	triple-enhanced flask of rainwater	0		Effect: "Visions of the Deep Dark Deeps", Effect Duration: 15
7626	improved adjusted jittery oyster badge	0		Effect: "Glo-Face", Effect Duration: 40
7627	tarnished blurry plastic Jefferson wings	0		Effect: "Hip to Be Square Dancin'", Effect Duration: 36
7628	triple-alkaline pressed twirling gray dancing fan	0		Effect: "Hot Blooded", Effect Duration: 67
7629	dry colloidal wobbly page of the Necrohobocon	0		Effect: "Stinky Hands", Effect Duration: 60
7630	extra-tarnished colloidal lime green magic powder	0		Effect: "Kernel Panic!", Effect Duration: 18
7631	cold-filtered friar's tonsure	0		Effect: "Electrolit Up", Effect Duration: 32
7632	dry chilled government-issue identification badge	0		Effect: "Feelin' Philosophical", Effect Duration: 66
7633	warmed polymerized ghostly upside-down alien hologram projector	0		Effect: "Memories of Puppy Love", Effect Duration: 43
7634	quantum twirling shaking irradiated turtle	0		Effect: "Chilblains of the Corn", Effect Duration: 47
7635	enhanced adjusted red cigar box turtle	0		Effect: "Stop the Presses!", Effect Duration: 63
7636	toasty wicked shellacked shell	0		Spell Damage: +5, Hot Damage: +5, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7637	mirror curative pillow shell	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7638	skewed olive Usain Bolt's whatsit-covered turtle shell	0		Initiative: +80, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7639	frightening oil shell	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7640	upside-down baleful Rosewater's smooth turtle shell	0		Moxie: +15, Mysticality Percent: +30, Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7641	blinking shocked shell	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer", Damage Aura: 1
7642	squat ingot turtle	0		
7643	narrow duty umbrella	0		Water Level: -2
7644	pool skimmer	0		
7645	life preserver	0		
7646	lightning milk	0		
7647	aquaconda brain	0		
7648	skewed mirror thunder thigh	0		
7649	unsweetened improved maroon gourmet gourami oil	0		Effect: "Frisky Spirit", Effect Duration: 40
7650	concentrated tarnished catfish whiskers	0		Effect: "Boon of the Storm Tortoise", Effect Duration: 19
7651	red freshwater fishbone	0		
7652	fishbone catcher's mitt	0		
7653	shaking fishbone kneepads	0		Initiative: +60, Single Equip
7654	fishbone corset	0		
7655	fishbone fins	0		Single Equip
7656	fishbone facemask	0		Monster Level: -30
7657	fishbone belt	0		Critical Hit Percent: +25, Weapon Damage: +25, Single Equip
7658	fishbone bracers	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
7659	neoprene skullcap of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 16"
7660	polarized blurry bouncing goblin water	0		Effect: "Blessing of Charcoatl", Effect Duration: 51
7661	ghostly dumb mud	0		
7662	bland skewed Sogg-Os	3	decent	
7663	blurry flame-wreathed lion tamer's experienced Lord Soggyraven's Slippers	0		Experience: +2, Experience (familiar): +2, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
7664	nitrogenated Ancient Protector Soda	0		Effect: "Less Pervious", Effect Duration: 49
7665	triple-enhanced energized pickled jittery cyan liquid ice	0		Effect: "Grape Expectations", Effect Duration: 23
7666	watered-down acceptable pulsating bouncing Wet Russian	2	good	
7667	tasty miniature filet of The Fish	2	awesome	
7668	Thwaitgold spider statuette	0		
7669	tumbling Oprah's Herculean thunder down underwear of the sewer	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Stench Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover
7670	nippy quilted famous raincoat of horror	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Cold Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover
7671	green hardy rosy-cheeked Fonzie's lightning rod	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +50, Lasts Until Rollover
7672	auspicious law-abiding citizen cane	0		Item Drop: +10, Single Equip
7673	boozy bad legitimate business on the beach	5	decent	
7674	coward's hep waders	0		Monster Level: -20, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xVolley, cap 12"
7675	normal jive turkey leg	3	good	
7676	Jim Carey's birdbone corset	0		Monster Level: +25
7677	energized candy cigarette	0		Effect: "Thought", Effect Duration: 64
7678	blinking ghostly Lo Pan's 4-dimensional fez	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 12"
7679	throwing candy	0		
7680	greasy super-absorbent tarp	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
7681	drinkable unquiet spirits	3	good	
7682	banjo kazoo mount of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Single Equip
7683	vacuum-sealed improved spinning grass	0		Effect: "Hip to Be Square Dancin'", Effect Duration: 45
7684	shaking electrified Time Lord Participation Mug	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
7685	spinning personal trainer's Time Bandit Time Towel of doom	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
7686	reassuring knitted rosy-cheeked Caveman Dan's favorite rock	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Cold Resistance: +3, Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip
7687	liquefied dog ointment	0		Effect: "The Chains Down In The Belly-O", Effect Duration: 64
7688	fortified gumshoes of Leguizamo	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Monster Level: +20, Single Equip
7689	jittery spinning smartaleck's flapper floppers of the brazier	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
7690	lard-coated frightening sneakeasies	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
7691	energetic plastic nunchaku of the boozehound	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2014-08"
7692	deadly Sinatra's hand whip	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Weapon Damage: +5, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2014-08"
7693	spinning perfumed beefy glow-in-the-dark necklace of the storm	0		Muscle: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2014-08"
7694	squat Groll doll	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-08", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.6
7695	pulsating fireproof Jim Carey's cap gun of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Monster Level: +25, Hot Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!", Last Available: "2014-08"
7696	bouncing flame-retardant horrifying cassette player	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-08"
7697	chewable paper	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-08"
7698	olive mirror pulsating rubber spider	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7699	&quot;KICK ME&quot; sign	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7700	cold-filtered cold-filtered confiscated comic book	0		Effect: "Hobo Flavor", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2014-08"
7701	triple-liquefied bouncing confiscated cell phone	0		Effect: "Phorcefullness", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2014-08"
7702	colloidal oxidized confiscated love note	0		Effect: "Spirit of Alph", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2014-08"
7703	LCD game: Food Eater	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7704	LCD game: Garbage River	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7705	LCD game: Burger Belt	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7706	The Confiscator's Grimoire	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-08", Skill: "Summon Confiscated Things"
7707	denatured tumbling rubber nubbin	0		Effect: "Moose Wisdom", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2014-08"
7708	executive rubber cape of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2014-08"
7709	huge frosty arcane researcher's stylish Thor's Pliers of extreme caution	0		Moxie: +25, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Monster Level: -25, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Attacks Can't Miss, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ply Reality", Last Available: "2014-09", Softcore Only: [1-path(Heavy Rains)]
7710	double-nitrogenated tarnished candy UFOs	0		Effect: "Okee-Dokee Go!", Effect Duration: 69
7711	water wings for babies of terror of the early riser	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +7
7712	blinking beautiful rainbow	0		Last Available: "2014-11", Skill: "Belch The Rainbow"
7713	special delicious Strix stix	3	awesome	Effect: "Stevedave's Shanty of Superiority", Effect Duration: 5
7714	asbestos-lined curative brainy vampire pellet	0		Mysticality: +5, Hot Resistance: +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
7715	hand-crafted high-proof non-aged vinegar	7	EPIC	
7716	skewed fireproof unsanitized scalpel	0		Hot Resistance: +3
7717	upside-down double-paned gladiator tunica	0		Cold Resistance: +5
7718	Roman sadnals of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Single Equip
7719	fuchsia MacGyver's madius	0		Maximum MP: +100
7720	sharpshooter's radiator heater shield	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10
7721	ionized dry salt wages	0		Effect: "Lifted Spirits", Effect Duration: 57
7722	experienced centurion helmet	0		Experience: +2, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, atk, cap 25"
7723	Chroner cross	0		
7724	rosewater-soaked pteruges	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, atk, cap 25"
7725	quadruple-vacuum-sealed Bruno's blessing of Mars	0		Effect: "Carrrsmic", Effect Duration: 22
7726	electrified unsweetened twirling Dennis's blessing of Minerva	0		Effect: "Blessing of Pikachutlotal", Effect Duration: 55
7727	dry blue Burt's blessing of Bacchus	0		Effect: "Unrunnable Face", Effect Duration: 33
7728	vacuum-sealed energized Freddie's blessing of Mercury	0		Effect: "Extra-Sharp Weapon", Effect Duration: 37
7729	twirling Chroner trigger	0		
7730	fuchsia Xi Receiver Unit	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7731	bouncing transmission from planet Xi	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7732	wobbly Black Bart's Booty	0		Skill: "Pirate Bellow"
7733	Xiblaxian circuitry	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7734	Xiblaxian polymer	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7735	Xiblaxian alloy	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7736	shaking Xiblaxian crystal	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7737	Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7738	Xiblaxian cache locator simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7739	blinking Xiblaxian holo-training simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7740	Xiblaxian direct marketing simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7741	Xiblaxian holo-buddy simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7742	maroon Xiblaxian encrypted political prisoner	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7743	blinking Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth cowl	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7744	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth trousers	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7745	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth vest	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7746	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: ultraburrito	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7747	blinking Xiblaxian holo-schematic: space whiskey	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7748	tumbling Xiblaxian holo-schematic: residence cube	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7749	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: xeno-goggles	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7750	cyan Xiblaxian 5D printer	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7751	wobbly Xiblaxian holo-bowtie	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2014-09"
7752	energetic Xiblaxian xeno-detection goggles	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-09"
7753	blinking up-at-dawn sizzling Xiblaxian stealth cowl	0		Hot Damage: +10, Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-09"
7754	blinking hardened Xiblaxian stealth trousers of horror	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2014-09"
7755	flame-wreathed Xiblaxian stealth vest of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2014-09"
7756	moldy Xiblaxian ultraburrito	3	crappy	Last Available: "2014-09"
7757	mediocre weak Xiblaxian space-whiskey	2	decent	Last Available: "2014-09"
7758	red Xiblaxian residence-cube	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7759	energized narrow skewed They liver	0		Effect: "Covetous Robbery", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2014-09"
7760	small decent mirror They liver popsicle	2	good	Last Available: "2014-09"
7761	holo-tank	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7762	holo-bomber	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7763	holo-platoon	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7764	dried spinning residual zeal	1		Effect: "Chlorophyll Flavor", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2014-09"
7765	deadly Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Drops Items, Last Available: "2014-09"
7766	censurious sizzling hardened defective Golden Mr. Accessory	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Hot Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3
7767	airplane charter: Conspiracy Island	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-10"
7768	one-day ticket to Conspiracy Island	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7769	Coinspiracy	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7770	scorching coward's Personal Ventilation Unit of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Monster Level: -20, Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-10"
7771	diffused galvanized red the most dangerous bait	0		Effect: "Sleazy Jellied", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2014-10"
7772	big adequate &quot;meat&quot; stick	5	good	Last Available: "2014-10"
7773	pickled blurry transdermal smoke patch	1	crappy	Last Available: "2014-10"
7774	twirling specialty ammo bandolier	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7775	squat pair of plants of the dark arts of the blizzard of terror	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2014-10"
7776	coward's supercool Sasq&trade; watch of the glutton	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Monster Level: -20, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-10", Nonstackable Watch, Rollover Effect Duration: 30
7777	lime green aromatic nippy sinister smoker's cloak	0		Spell Damage: +10, Cold Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2014-10"
7778	pulsating toasty groovy thinker's camouflage T-shirt of the sweet-tooth	0		Mysticality: +10, Moxie Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +5, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2014-10"
7779	vacuum-sealed quantum ghostly red experimental serum G-9	0		Effect: "Steroid Boost", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2014-10"
7780	experienced boxer's heavy-duty clipboard of horror	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Experience: +2, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2014-10"
7781	reassuring electrified wholesome battery-powered drill of the early riser	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Adventures: +7, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2014-10"
7782	normal bite-sized limp broccoli	1	good	Last Available: "2014-10"
7783	Jack Frost's crafty supercool hat	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, 0.5xPotato, cap 31", Last Available: "2014-10"
7784	tarnished skewed monkey barf	0		Effect: "Okee-Dokee Computer", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2014-10"
7785	wet lime green candy	0		Effect: "Scorpio Rising", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2014-10"
7786	upside-down quilted baleful jangly bracelet of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Spell Damage: +25, Damage Absorption: +40, Last Available: "2014-10"
7787	deadly cuddly teddy bear	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Overload Teddy Bear", Last Available: "2014-10"
7788	spinning ice-cold Cloaca Zero	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7789	maroon ghostly fireproof MacGyver's first-aid pouch	0		Maximum MP: +100, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2014-10"
7790	khaki duffel bag	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7791	triple-ionized upside-down airborne mutagen	0		Effect: "Just the Brown Ones", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2014-10"
7792	mirror SHAWARMA Initiative Keycard	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7793	teal bottle-opener keycard	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7794	upside-down Armory keycard	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7795	delicious snack-sized initiative shawarma	2	awesome	Last Available: "2014-10"
7796	flavorless green warm war shawarma	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-10"
7797	bland massive karma shawarma	9	decent	Last Available: "2014-10"
7798	mediocre Jungle Juice	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-10"
7799	bad Amnesiac Ale	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-10"
7800	perfectly mixed watered-down Highest Bitter	2	super EPIC	Last Available: "2014-10"
7801	red groovy stylish mercenary pistol	0		Moxie: +25, Moxie Percent: +10, Last Available: "2014-10"
7802	foul-smelling healthy mercenary rifle	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2014-10"
7803	Merc Core Field Manual: Sanity Maintenance	0		Skill: "Hypersane", Last Available: "2014-10"
7804	Merc Core Field Manual: Intimidation Techniques	0		Skill: "Intimidating Mien", Last Available: "2014-10"
7805	blurry pulsating Merc Core challenge coin	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7806	Merc Core deployment orders	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7807	TI-9000 calculator	0		
7808	unused soap	0		
7809	impure gasoline	0		
7810	Z-Bone steak	0		
7811	viral DNA	0		
7812	tarnished bottlecap	0		
7813	rotten seared dino steak	3	crappy	
7814	weak mediocre cyan bottle of drinkin' gas	2	decent	
7815	handful of napalm	0		
7816	mirror dove DNA	0		
7817	ghostly gelatinous meat mass	0		
7818	ghostly lime green 99.44% pure math	0		
7819	blinking simple AI	0		
7820	jittery corrupted bird DNA	0		
7821	shaking sentient meat mass	0		
7822	zombie dinosaur egg	0		
7823	french-fry grabber	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7824	flame-retardant beefcake's iShield of the dark arts	0		Muscle: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Hot Resistance: +1
7825	executive miser's grievous earbuds	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Meat Drop: 50, Single Equip
7826	teal clever personal trainer's iFlail of the early riser	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum MP: +20, Adventures: +7
7827	stale miniature unidentifiable dried fruit	2	decent	
7828	perfectly mixed weak flat cider	2	EPIC	
7829	green Jim Carey's manspreader's Van der Graaf trench lighter	0		Monster Level: 35, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2014-10"
7830	dry alkaline pulsating spinning experimental serum P-00	0		Effect: "Wise Spirit", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2014-10"
7831	tumbling red military-grade fingernail clippers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7832	encrypted micro-cassette recorder	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7833	gore bucket	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7834	pack of smokes	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7835	ESP suppression collar	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7836	squat GPS-tracking wristwatch	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7837	jittery Project T. L. B.	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7838	bouncing Agent Mauve	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7839	special clip: tracers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7840	special clip: wailers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7841	special clip: squelchers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7842	special clip: splatterers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7843	maroon special clip: boneburners	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7844	special clip: graveburpers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7845	modified perl necklace	0		Effect: "Alchemical, Brother", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2014-12"
7846	cold-filtered Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	0		Effect: "Salty Mouth", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2014-12"
7847	deionized skewed ruby on canes	0		Effect: "Healthy, Elfy, and Wise", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2014-12"
7848	spoiled half-sized petit fortran	2	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7849	miniature rotten java cookie	2	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7850	adequate cookie cookie	4	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7851	Jeselnik's plastic exo-suited miner	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2014-12"
7852	plastic semi-autonomous drill unit of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Last Available: "2014-12"
7853	beefy plastic ambulatory robo-minecart	0		Muscle: +10, Last Available: "2014-12"
7854	maroon stylish plastic Crimbot	0		Moxie: +25, Last Available: "2014-12"
7855	toasty plastic Crimbomega	0		Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2014-12"
7856	aerosolized irradiated flask of mining oil	0		Effect: "Macho Profundo", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2014-12"
7857	Rosewater's radiation-resistant helmet	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7858	ghostly wobbly Newton's servo-assisted exo-pants	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7859	shaking jittery Van der Graaf banded high-energy mining laser	0		Damage Absorption: +100, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2014-12"
7860	peppermint tailings	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7861	nugget of Crimbonium	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7862	jittery huge cylindrical mold	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7863	red Crimbonium fuel rod	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7864	squat Petite Paintbrush	0		Adventures: +1
7865	Crimbot schematic: Gun Face	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7866	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7867	upside-down Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7868	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7869	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7870	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7871	squat Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7872	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7873	red Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7874	Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7875	squat Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7876	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7877	teal Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7878	wobbly Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7879	pulsating jittery Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7880	Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7881	skewed blinking Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7882	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7883	upside-down Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7884	Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7885	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7886	Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7887	squat Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7888	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7889	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7890	upside-down green Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7891	tumbling Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7892	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7893	blurry spinning Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7894	olive Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7895	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7896	Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7897	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7898	spinning Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7899	maroon Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7900	blinking Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7901	squat cyan Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7902	tumbling jittery Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7903	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7904	Crimbot schematic: Rocket Skirt	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7905	twirling green recovered elf magazine	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7906	recovered elf toothbrush	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7907	green upside-down squat recovered elf sleeping pills	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7908	recovered elf underpants	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7909	skewed recovered elf wallet	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7910	pulsating recovered elf pocketwatch	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7911	lime green recovered elf photo album	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7912	narrow recovered elf smartphone	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7913	family-friendly scandalous Size XI Wizard's Robe of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Sleaze Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2014-09"
7914	frozen deionized Bit O' Quail Spleen	0		Effect: "Held Closer", Effect Duration: 66
7915	non-modified Take Eleven Bar	0		Effect: "One Very Clear Eye", Effect Duration: 11
7916	blinking mimeplasm	0		
7917	cold-filtered narrow BOOterfinger	0		Effect: "Can't Be a Chooser", Effect Duration: 44
7918	colloidal tumbling Moonds	0		Effect: "Salty Mouth", Effect Duration: 50
7919	unsweetened Big Punk	0		Effect: "Nigh-Invincible", Effect Duration: 13
7920	cyan fist turkey outline	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-11"
7921	turkey knuckles	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2014-11"
7922	lousy enchanted practically non-alcoholic Friendly Turkey	1	decent	Effect: "Puddingface", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2014-11"
7923	irresponsibly strong hand-crafted Agitated Turkey	8	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-11"
7924	smooth Ambitious Turkey	4	awesome	Last Available: "2014-11"
7925	jumbo tasty neutron lollipop	5	awesome	Last Available: "2014-12"
7926	acceptable upside-down gamma nog	3	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7934	spinning sneaky wrapping paper	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7935	jittery Thwaitgold nit statuette	0		
7936	twirling picky tweezers	0		Last Available: "2015-02"
7937	fuchsia Crimbo Credit	0		
7938	dried twirling teal single atom	1	crappy	Effect: "Bustle Hustlin'", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2015-02"
7939	Time Cape	0		Last Available: "2014-11"
7940	Time Cloak	0		Last Available: "2014-11"
7941	sleeve deuce	0		
7942	pocket ace	0		
7943	yellow nastygeist	0		
7944	ghostly tooth	0		
7945	table	0		
7946	bouncing supercharged dance instructor's outlaw bandana of the scaredy-cat	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Monster Level: -15
7947	weak artisanal whiskey in a broken glass	2	EPIC	
7948	delicious weak shot of mescal	2	awesome	
7949	mediocre weak lime green glass of herbal tequila	2	decent	
7950	minin' dynamite	0		
7951	olive MacGyver's plaid cowboy hat of the glutton	0		Maximum MP: +100, Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "2xLep, 1xBarrr, cap 25"
7952	upside-down lasso	0		
7953	dangerous Sinatra's rusted-out shootin' iron of the dark arts	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Weapon Damage: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +100
7954	rattler rattle	0		
7955	bag of money	0		
7956	Crimbo sapling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
7957	even more tinsel	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7958	squat box of Crimbo decorations	0		
7959	olive letter to Ed the Undying	0		
7960	copy of a jerk adventurer's father's diary	0		
7961	scorching Jim Carey's Oprah's Staff of Ed of doom	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Monster Level: +25, Hot Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
7962	Eye of Ed	0		
7963	bouncing blurry amulet	0		
7964	tumbling teal Staff of Fats of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3
7965	Holy MacGuffin	0		
7966	huge Ka coin	0		
7967	strapping World's Best Adventurer sash	0		Muscle: +5
7968	topiary nugglet	0		
7969	beehive	0		
7970	boning knife	0		
7971	upside-down green Aggressive Carrot	0		Free Pull
7972	dried mummified fig	1	decent	
7973	distilled jittery mummified loaf of bread	1	decent	
7974	diluted maroon huge mummified beef haunch	1	good	Effect: "Superhuman Sarcasm", Effect Duration: 20
7975	linen bandages	0		
7976	cotton bandages	0		
7977	skewed maroon silk bandages	0		
7978	holy spring water	0		
7979	spirit beer	0		
7980	sacramental wine	0		
7981	talisman of Thoth	0		
7982	ghostly cure-all	0		
7983	ghostly foul-smelling Sister Accessory of bravery	0		Stench Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Softcore Only
7984	galvanized aerosolized energized Boosty Juice	0		Effect: "Melancholy Burden", Effect Duration: 15
7985	up-at-dawn extremely unsafe parachute	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2015-12"
7986	tumbling ribald Da Vinci's pad	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
7987	ghostly peeler of courage of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: 8, Last Available: "2015-12"
7988	pettipants of Gandalf of incineration	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2015-12"
7989	Jack Frost's manspreader's panama hat	0		Monster Level: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2015-12"
7990	steel-toed padded pulsera	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Damage Reduction: 9, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
7991	inspector's Jeselnik's police baton	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2015-12"
7992	greasy scandalous flame-wreathed resourceful banded plus-fours	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum MP: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2015-12"
7993	squat gray savvy porkpie of Gandalf	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2015-12"
7994	Tesla energetic pepper mill	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2015-12"
7995	foul-smelling Tesla pelerine	0		Stench Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2015-12"
7996	squat baleful strapping phantom mask	0		Muscle: +5, Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
7997	boiled squat spinning polyesterene powder	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
7998	diluted squat blinking fuchsia powder	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
7999	frozen enhanced spinning choco-Crimbot	0		Effect: "Booing Radly", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2014-12"
8000	double-moist flattened smart watch	0		Effect: "Biologically Shocked", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2014-12"
8001	wet skewed augmented-reality shades	0		Effect: "Extra-Thick Blood", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2014-12"
8002	twirling curative toy Crimbot mega face	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "LIGHT", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
8003	skewed mirror frosty toy Crimbot power glove	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "ZAP", Last Available: "2014-12"
8004	lard-coated toy Crimbot super fist	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "POW", Last Available: "2014-12"
8005	lion tamer's toy Crimbot rocket legs	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BURN", Last Available: "2014-12"
8006	super-improved spinning Crimbot battery	0		Effect: "Blessing of Bulbazinalli", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2014-12"
8007	huge Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	0		Skill: "Rapid Prototyping", Last Available: "2014-12"
8008	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	0		Skill: "Mathematical Precision", Last Available: "2014-12"
8009	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency	0		Skill: "Ruthless Efficiency", Last Available: "2014-12"
8010	mirror blue Mini-Crimbot crate	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
8011	heavy-duty Crimbot aerial	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2014-12"
8012	spinning rosewater-soaked Crimbomega drive chain of extreme caution of mayonnaise	0		Monster Level: -25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +3, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "LUBE", Last Available: "2014-12"
8013	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	0		Skill: "Rapid Prototyping", Last Available: "2014-12"
8014	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)	0		Skill: "Mathematical Precision", Last Available: "2014-12"
8015	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	0		Skill: "Ruthless Efficiency", Last Available: "2014-12"
8016	liquefied liquefied huge jittery fitness wristband	0		Effect: "Alpine Mintiness", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2014-12"
8017	dry flask of tainted mining oil	0		Effect: "Pork Power", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2014-12"
8018	nitrogenated blinking blinking and rain stick	0		Effect: "'Roids of the Rhinoceros", Effect Duration: 56
8019	Chateau Mantegna room key	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-01"
8020	adequate Choco-Mint patty	3	good	Last Available: "2015-01"
8021	mediocre hot mint schnocolate	4	decent	Last Available: "2015-01"
8022	denatured homeopathic mint tea	1	crappy	Effect: "Salamanderenity", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2015-01"
8023	muscle stimulator	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8024	foreign language tapes	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8025	bowl of potpourri	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8026	shaking ceiling fan	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8027	shaking upside-down antler chandelier	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8028	artificial skylight	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8029	olive Swiss piggy bank	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8030	squat continental juice bar	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8031	stationery set	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8032	upside-down upside-down calligraphy pen	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-01"
8033	alpine watercolor set	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8034	horrifying coward's tope&eacute;	0		Monster Level: -20, Spooky Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, cap 12"
8035	pulsating auspicious beefcake's topiary tights	0		Muscle: +25, Item Drop: +10
8036	topiary necktie of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100
8037	rotten bowl of topioca	3	crappy	
8038	topiary skunk	0		
8039	topiary noseplugs	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8040	trusty whip	0		
8041	skewed crumbling skull	0		
8042	rock	0		
8043	weightlifter's pot	0		Muscle: +15
8044	Rosewater's spelunking fedora	0		Mysticality Percent: +30
8045	blurry Jeselnik's sturdy machete	0		Sleaze Damage: +25
8046	frightening shotgun	0		Spooky Damage: +5
8047	hardy boomerang	0		Maximum HP: +50
8049	greasy mining helmet	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
8050	cyan gravedigger's X-ray goggles	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Luck: +5
8051	personal trainer's cape	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
8052	jetpack of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30
8053	spring boots	0		
8054	spiked boots	0		
8055	arcane researcher's pickaxe	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
8056	torch	0		
8057	friendly supercool [spelunking test kit]	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +3
8058	wobbly zippy plasma rifle	0		Initiative: +20
8059	huge Bananubis's Staff	0		Luck: -6
8060	stanky hale The Joke Book of the Dead	0		Maximum HP: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Luck: -6
8061	The Clown Crown	0		Luck: -6
8062	coffee cup	0		Luck: -2
8063	blinking gray Tales of Spelunking	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8064	monkey statuette	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8065	banana	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8066	mixed jittery	1	decent	Last Available: "2015-12"
8067	nuggets	0		
8068	upside-down olive Professor of Spelunkology	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8069	ghostly Stembridge sidearm	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8070	warehouse map page	0		
8071	blurry red warehouse inventory page	0		
8072	shaking janitor sponge	0		
8073	upside-down Spelunker of Fortune	0		Skill: "Speluck", Last Available: "2015-12"
8074	curative personal trainer's sage Spelunker's fedora	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-12"
8075	prompt fireproof Spelunker's whip of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Hot Resistance: +3, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2015-12"
8076	rosewater-soaked frosty Spelunker's khakis of bravery	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-12"
8077	pulsating Spelunker's Guild prize sack	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8084	LOLmec statuette	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8085	blinking blue Spelunker of Fortune (used)	0		Skill: "Speluck"
8086	still-beating spleen	0		
8087	Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	0		
8088	blurry narrow jewel	0		
8089	red headless sparrow	0		
8090	mangled squirrel	0		
8091	blue rat carcass	0		
8092	MacGyver's wicker kickers of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8093	miser's Sherlock's wicker slicker	0		Item Drop: +25, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
8094	lightning-fast friendly wicker knickers	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2016-12"
8095	bouncing twirling forbidden brawny wicker ticker	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8096	greasy steel-toed wicker sticker	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
8097	ghostly hardened wicker clicker of the detective	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2016-12"
8098	altered wickerbits	1		Effect: "Alpine Mintiness", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2016-12"
8099	zippy Temple Grandin's belt	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8100	Tesla badge of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8101	lard-coated bowl of temperance	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
8102	healthy brainy brooch	0		Mysticality: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8103	breeches of Tarzan of vim and vigor	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
8104	Fonzie's backpack	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
8105	denatured blurry bits	1		Effect: "Haunted Liver", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2016-12"
8106	inspector's rosy-cheeked anvil	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8107	chilly dog trainer's akubra	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2017-12"
8108	tumbling family-friendly sharpshooter's apron	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8109	pulsating rock-hard sinister ascot	0		Spell Damage: +10, Damage Reduction: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8110	blinking personal trainer's attache case of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Drops Items, Last Available: "2017-12"
8111	narrow foul-smelling personal trainer's accordion	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Stench Damage: +10, Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2017-12"
8112	powdered twirling green aerosolized	1		Effect: "Human-Humanoid Hybrid", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2017-12"
8113	manspreader's stiffened wig	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2017-12"
8114	ruddy winch crank of the glutton	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8115	miser's medical-grade widget	0		Meat Drop: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8116	supercool whisk of the overflowing toilet	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2017-12"
8117	huge curative weightlifter's walker	0		Muscle: +15, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8118	asbestos-lined waders of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2017-12"
8119	pickled flakes	1		Effect: "Antarctic Memories", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2017-12"
8120	gravedigger's Lo Pan's gaiters	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-12"
8121	ruddy garland of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Maximum HP: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8122	teal rosewater-soaked sizzling gunnysack	0		Hot Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2018-12"
8123	miser's forbidden garibaldi	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2018-12"
8124	boxer's slick girdle	0		Moxie: +10, Muscle Percent: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Disco Pudge", Last Available: "2018-12"
8125	wool gloves of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8126	twisted huge smithereens	1		Effect: "Sharp Weapon", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2018-12"
8127	narrow chilly fiberglass fetish of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2018-12"
8128	maroon wool grievous fiberglass foil	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2018-12"
8129	pulsating avaricious fireproof fiberglass fannypack	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8130	huge Van der Graaf hale fiberglass frock	0		Maximum HP: +20, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2018-12"
8131	huge mansplainer's rosy-cheeked fiberglass fingerguard	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Monster Level: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8132	Jack Frost's fiberglass fedora of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2018-12"
8133	dehydrated purple pulsating fiberglass fibers	1		Last Available: "2018-12"
8134	bottle of lovebug pheromones	0		Free Pull
8135	winged yeti fur	0		
8136	talisman of Renenutet	0		
8138	horrifying rubber spatula	0		Spooky Damage: +25
8139	spoon of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100
8140	spinning shaking Annie Oakley's crystalline reamer	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20
8141	bouncing rosewater-soaked macroplane grater	0		Stench Resistance: +3
8142	ghostly healthy bastard baster	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20
8143	razor-sharp obsidian nutcracker	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25
8144	blue blinking talisman of Seshat	0		Free Pull
8145	wool glass eye of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip
8146	ionized dry invisible potion	0		Effect: "Riboflavin'", Effect Duration: 56
8147	time shuriken	0		
8148	greasy ninjammies of the cougar of Gandalf	0		Moxie: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 0.5xPotato, cap 25", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8149	moist tarnished twirling Glo-Pop	0		Effect: "Bestial Sympathy", Effect Duration: 46
8150	altered sugar sphere	0		Effect: "Pharmaceutically Cool", Effect Duration: 22
8151	concentrated alkaline triple-galvanized fuchsia Shrubble Bubble	0		Effect: "Big Punkin'", Effect Duration: 16
8152	aerosolized polyeaster egg	0		Effect: "Flamibili Tea", Effect Duration: 57
8153	colloidal enhanced super-nitrogenated wobbly candy dish	0		Effect: "Busy Bein' Delicious", Effect Duration: 16
8154	boiled jittery Spechunky bar	0		Effect: "Mutated", Effect Duration: 33
8155	quadruple-boiled flattened flattened talisman of Horus	0		Effect: "Grrrrrrreat!", Effect Duration: 17
8156	lime green check to the Meatsmith	0		
8157	Skeleton Store office key	0		
8158	bone with a price tag on it	0		
8159	half of a tooth	0		
8160	warmed mouse skull	0		Effect: "The Q Is Talking To You", Effect Duration: 42
8161	liquefied cold-filtered blurry really thick spine	0		Effect: "Almost Cool", Effect Duration: 14
8162	crafty deadly skullcap	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum MP: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley,cap 5"
8163	vibrating sinister three-legged pants	0		Spell Damage: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 25"
8164	occult wizardly remaindered axe	0		Mysticality: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +25
8165	mirror green low-budget shield	0		
8166	huge blinking curative rock-hard cr&ecirc;epy mask	0		Damage Reduction: 5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, cap 5"
8167	delicious miniature enchanted narrow baguette	2	awesome	Effect: "Abyssal Sweat", Effect Duration: 35
8168	glob of icing	0		
8169	alkaline ginger snaps	0		Effect: "The Halls of Muscularity", Effect Duration: 31
8170	diffused huge teal mostly-broken sunglasses	0		Effect: "Analog Drunk", Effect Duration: 64
8171	practically non-alcoholic artisanal unflavored wine cooler	1	EPIC	
8172	shaking blinking carton of snake milk	1	EPIC	
8173	olive resourceful sewer snake	0		Maximum MP: +50
8174	flavorless pigeon egg	3	decent	
8175	supercool strapping jaunty feather	0		Muscle: +5, Moxie Percent: +20
8176	practically non-alcoholic acceptable premium malt liquor	1	good	
8177	pulsating Usain Bolt's dangerous brown paper pants	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Initiative: +80
8178	brown paper bag mask of the pedagogue of dire peril	0		Experience: +3, Weapon Damage: +20
8179	grievous ring of telling skeletons what to do	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tell a Skeleton What To Do", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tell This Skeleton What To Do"
8180	breadwand of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25
8181	banded loafers	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Single Equip
8182	Map to Kokomo	0		Free Pull, Skill: "Summon Kokomo Resort Pass"
8183	olive Tesla bread basket	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
8184	yellow Ed the Undying exhibit crate	0		
8185	weightlifter's The Crown of Ed the Undying of the ox	0		Muscle: 35, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Actually Ed the Undying)]
8186	wobbly Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic	0		
8187	map to a hidden booze cache	0		
8188	smooth Cherrytastrophe wine cooler	3	awesome	
8189	boozy bad Radberry Rip wine cooler	5	decent	
8190	delicious cyan spinning Orangemageddon wine cooler	3	awesome	
8191	bad watered-down Breakfast Blast wine cooler	2	decent	
8192	weak lousy cyan skewed Citrus Crush wine cooler	2	decent	
8193	spoiled half-sized plain bagel	2	crappy	
8194	flavorless glob of cream cheese	4	decent	
8195	flavorless miniature loaf of soda bread	2	decent	
8196	normal thick acceptable bagel	5	good	
8197	gigantic spoiled standard-issue cupcake	6	crappy	
8198	spoiled snack-sized ultra-deluxe cupcake	2	crappy	
8199	huge hypnotic breadcrumbs	0		
8200	enchanted stale diet twirling popular tart	1	decent	Effect: "Wit Tea", Effect Duration: 5
8201	no-handed pie	0		
8202	liquefied unsweetened boiled skewed Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum	0		Effect: "Can't Be a Chooser", Effect Duration: 14
8203	airplane charter: Dinseylandfill	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-04"
8204	blue one-day ticket to Dinseylandfill	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8205	FunFunds&trade;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8206	foul-smelling nasty expensive camera	0		Stench Damage: 15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8207	red sunglasses	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8208	ionized shaking How to Avoid Scams	0		Effect: "Yuletide Mutations", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2015-04"
8209	shaking mirror teal filthy child leash	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2015-04"
8210	bag of gross foreign snacks	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8211	huge bag of park garbage	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8212	grogpagne	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
8213	shaking purple zippy slick rigging rope	0		Moxie: +10, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2015-04"
8214	diluted upside-down green nasty snuff	1	awesome	Last Available: "2015-04"
8215	medical-grade sewage-clogged pistol of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Sewage Pistol", Last Available: "2015-04"
8216	frozen beard incense	0		Effect: "Medieval Mage Mayhem", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2015-04"
8217	perfumed perfume-soaked bandana of the boozehound	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8218	toxic globule	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8219	big normal skewed toxo	5	good	Last Available: "2015-04"
8220	triple-distilled tolerable teal Lemonade-235	8	good	Last Available: "2015-04"
8221	teal bouncing Fonzie's isotophat of mayonnaise	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-04"
8222	shaking blue Sherlock's studded Three Mile Island shorts	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2015-04"
8223	frosty Temple Grandin's toxic mop	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-04"
8224	inert sludgepuppy	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8225	lead collar	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2015-04"
8226	jar of swamp honey	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8227	wobbly nasty supercool backwoods banjo of dire peril	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Weapon Damage: +20, Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2015-04"
8228	grody jug	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8229	lion tamer's crafty razor-sharp ratskin pajama pants	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP: +10, Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2015-04", Rollover Effect Duration: 40
8230	enhanced liquefied blinking turtle voicebox	0		Effect: "Elbow Sauce", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2015-04"
8231	deadly experienced fake washboard of the scaredy-cat	0		Experience: +2, Weapon Damage: +5, Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2015-04"
8232	twirling squat Dinsey's oculus of the pedagogue of the scaredy-cat	0		Experience: +3, Monster Level: -15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8233	squat Herculean Dinsey's radar dish	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2015-04"
8234	squat squat weightlifter's Dinsey's pizza cutter of the pedagogue	0		Muscle: +15, Experience: +3, Last Available: "2015-04"
8235	ghostly reassuring deadly Dinsey's brain	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2015-04"
8236	banded Dinsey's glove of bravery	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8237	Rosewater's Dinsey's pants of James Dean	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2015-04"
8238	pulsating brain preservation fluid	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8239	keycard &alpha;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8240	keycard &beta;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8241	keycard &gamma;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8242	blinking keycard &delta;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8243	complimentary Dinsey refreshments	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8244	lube-shoes of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2015-04"
8245	blurry trash net	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8246	miser's Dinsey mascot mask of Flo-Jo of the early riser	0		Meat Drop: +10, Initiative: +100, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2015-04"
8247	decent ghostly Dinsey food-cone	3	good	Last Available: "2015-04"
8248	acceptable Dinsey Whinskey	3	good	Last Available: "2015-04"
8249	diffused enhanced mirror Dinsey face paint	0		Effect: "In the Saucestream", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2015-04"
8250	miser's smelly fannypack	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2015-04"
8251	stanky electrified stiffened beefcake's garbage sticker of dire peril of the detective	0		Muscle: +25, Weapon Damage: +20, Damage Reduction: 1, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +20, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Drops Meat, Last Available: "2015-04"
8252	veiny healthy Newton's hazmat helmet of horror of temperance	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Maximum HP: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2015-04"
8253	Scratch-and-Sniff Guide to Dinseylandfill	0		Skill: "Olfactory Burnout", Last Available: "2015-04"
8254	teal Trash, a Memoir	0		Skill: "Garbage Nova", Last Available: "2015-04"
8255	red skewed Dinsey Maintenance Manual	0		Skill: "Dinsey Operations Expert", Last Available: "2015-04"
8256	tumbling Dinsey tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8257	dry non-polarized narrow nasty gum	0		Effect: "Holiday Bliss", Effect Duration: 12
8258	Wart Dinsey: An Afterlife	0		Skill: "Rotten Memories"
8259	stanky The Lot's engagement ring	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Propose To Your Opponent"
8260	Mayo Clinic	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8261	olive upside-down Mayonex	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8262	Mayodiol	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8263	Mayostat	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8264	Mayozapine	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8265	Mayoflex	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8266	rosy-cheeked smartaleck's boxer's miracle whip of courage	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Moxie Percent: +30, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Spooky Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8267	ghostly slick sphygmayomanometer	0		Moxie: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8268	tomayohawk-style reflex hammer	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8269	mayo lance	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8270	moldy pulsating purple unappetizing mayolus	3	crappy	Last Available: "2015-05"
8271	stale cyan uninteresting mayolus	4	decent	Last Available: "2015-05"
8272	spoiled skewed acceptable mayolus	3	crappy	Last Available: "2015-05"
8273	delicious shaking enticing mayolus	3	awesome	Last Available: "2015-05"
8274	rotten jumbo mouth-watering mayolus	5	crappy	Last Available: "2015-05"
8275	newly-hatched mayonnaise wasp	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8276	mayo pump	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8277	Essence of Bear	0		Skill: "Bear Essence"
8278	perfectly mixed Afternoon Delight	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-04"
8279	Kokomo Resort Chip	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8280	Golden Kokomo Resort Chip	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8281	unsweetened altered tarnished Kokomo Resort Brand Suntan Oil	0		Effect: "Broken Fast", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2025-08"
8282	Kokomo Resort Order Pad	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8283	The Cocktail Shaker	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8284	oxidized Vulcanized blinking green Kokomo Resort Pass	0		Effect: "PERL of Great Price", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2025-08"
8285	shaking gray Mayo Minder&trade;	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8286	corrupted tarnished Mayo de Mayo&trade; mayo	0		Effect: "Crying, Dying", Effect Duration: 16
8287	twirling puck	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-06"
8288	kill screen	0		Random Monster Modifiers: +1, Last Available: "2015-06"
8289	boxing gloves	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8290	shellacked dice ring	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Single Equip
8291	MacGyver's dice belt buckle	0		Maximum MP: +100, Single Equip
8292	groovy dice-print pajama pants	0		Moxie Percent: +10
8293	dice-shaped backpack of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25
8294	hale dice-print do-rag	0		Maximum HP: +20
8295	dice sunglasses of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Single Equip
8296	Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette	0		
8297	anodized adjusted enhanced cyan dice	0		Effect: "Trash-Wrapped", Effect Duration: 11
8298	bouncing pixel	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8299	pixel coin	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8300	extra-pressed power pill	0		Effect: "Salty Mouth", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2015-06"
8301	colloidal pixel star	0		Effect: "Aloofah", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2015-06"
8302	toothsome big teal squat pixel banana	5	awesome	Last Available: "2015-06"
8303	hand-crafted blinking pixel beer	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-06"
8304	gray puck with a bow on it	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-06"
8305	pumps	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8306	pickled ionized twirling sludgesicle	0		Effect: "You Drank Fish Wine", Effect Duration: 57
8307	liquefied dry denatured &Uuml;berraschthexengebr&auml;u	0		Effect: "Tingly Elbows", Effect Duration: 11
8308	vacuum-sealed Vulcanized cyan piggy tattoo	0		Effect: "Coal-Powered", Effect Duration: 62
8309	corrupted skewed baggie of regular-sized tardigrades	0		Effect: "The Wisdom... of the Future", Effect Duration: 15
8310	oxidized twirling .epub file	0		Effect: "5 Pounds Lighter", Effect Duration: 67
8311	wet narrow BUBBLE GUM	0		Effect: "Hair on Your Chest", Effect Duration: 46
8312	deionized corrupted pulsating hustler shades	0		Effect: "Celestial Body", Effect Duration: 24
8313	quantum jerky stick	0		Effect: "Bloody Bloody Bloody!", Effect Duration: 25
8314	extra-unsweetened quadruple-Vulcanized shaking costume rental shop	0		Effect: "The Spy Who Loved XP", Effect Duration: 25
8315	deionized flattened muscle oil	0		Effect: "Witch Breaded", Effect Duration: 48
8316	super-polymerized super-ionized tumbling skewed bottle of Red-Out	0		Effect: "Cold Hard Skin", Effect Duration: 38
8317	tarnished double-frozen olive pickpocket protector	0		Effect: "Earthen Fist", Effect Duration: 19
8318	Vulcanized ionized sinister-looking cat	0		Effect: "Elemental Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 34
8319	energized alkaline cyan blinking jazzy cigarette holder	0		Effect: "Flashing Eyes", Effect Duration: 68
8320	ionized unsweetened one glove	0		Effect: "Become Intensely interested", Effect Duration: 54
8321	wet blue glove	0		Effect: "Sucrose-Colored Glasses", Effect Duration: 39
8322	Vulcanized diffused spinning handful of fire	0		Effect: "Pretending to Pretend", Effect Duration: 64
8323	dry improved jittery Cracklin' Oat Bran	0		Effect: "Turkey-Friendly", Effect Duration: 35
8324	vacuum-sealed triple-frozen disposable lighter	0		Effect: "Buzzard Breath", Effect Duration: 21
8325	polarized ionized olive coal contact lenses	0		Effect: "Jelly Combed", Effect Duration: 26
8326	oxidized conjured ice cream	0		Effect: "Sparkling Consciousness", Effect Duration: 45
8327	pressed twirling Iceberglar scarf	0		Effect: "Superioreo", Effect Duration: 33
8328	denatured yellow icy hairspray	0		Effect: "Mariachi Mood", Effect Duration: 14
8329	extra-denatured smellbook	0		Effect: "Stimulated Body", Effect Duration: 12
8330	quantum wet assassin's cheese knife	0		Effect: "Carol of the Bones", Effect Duration: 59
8331	wet polarized filthy armor	0		Effect: "Egg on your Face", Effect Duration: 14
8332	triple-polarized huge plague pie	0		Effect: "Puddingface", Effect Duration: 49
8333	polarized batarang	0		Effect: "Chilblains of the Corn", Effect Duration: 15
8334	Vulcanized adjusted deionized spare neck bolts	0		Effect: "Pwnd", Effect Duration: 44
8335	energized quadruple-quantum grease trap	0		Effect: "Heart of Green", Effect Duration: 22
8336	triple-quantum polarized gray shamanic ham	0		Effect: "Hardened Fabric", Effect Duration: 42
8337	moist teal porkpocket	0		Effect: "Night Vision", Effect Duration: 32
8338	electrified polarized Leonard's glasses	0		Effect: "Cotton Mouthed", Effect Duration: 26
8339	tarnished magnetized olive blurry tumbling jittery warehouse walkie-talkie	0		Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 60
8340	colloidal non-pickled janitor's mop	0		Effect: "Retrograde Relaxation", Effect Duration: 46
8341	anodized skewed mirror warehouse clerk's glasses	0		Effect: "Fan-Cooled", Effect Duration: 45
8342	triple-modified aerosolized tumbling shaking baloney rotgut	0		Effect: "El Tango de la Maldita Suegra", Effect Duration: 51
8343	liquefied carton of gaspers	0		Effect: "Sealed Brain", Effect Duration: 42
8344	galvanized narrow bronze polish	0		Effect: "Bright!", Effect Duration: 68
8345	polarized boiled blurry crident	0		Effect: "Rotten Memories", Effect Duration: 57
8346	cold-filtered deionized totally sweet mohawk helmet	0		Effect: "Sagittarius Rising", Effect Duration: 39
8347	energized ionized spinning spray chrome	0		Effect: "Thickest, Sickest", Effect Duration: 35
8348	tarnished flattened filthy monkey head	0		Effect: "Funky Coal Patina", Effect Duration: 16
8349	moist non-frozen hand of cards	0		Effect: "Night Vision", Effect Duration: 52
8350	unsweetened triple-alkaline damp bar rag	0		Effect: "Shot in the Arse", Effect Duration: 29
8351	enhanced modified jittery pulsating lump of goofball ore	0		Effect: "Happy Salamander", Effect Duration: 64
8352	quadruple-colloidal skeleton beans	0		Effect: "Stopping to Smell the Flowers", Effect Duration: 19
8353	liquefied wet unsweetened grimy lab coat	0		Effect: "Cold Hands", Effect Duration: 62
8354	electrified quantum vacuum-sealed nursery rhyme	0		Effect: "Stone-Faced", Effect Duration: 29
8355	diffused polymerized double-liquefied ghostly iron torso box	0		Effect: "Browbeaten", Effect Duration: 50
8356	alkaline double-boiled yellow mercenary headband	0		Effect: "Elemental Flavor", Effect Duration: 52
8357	concentrated adjusted radioactive spider venom	0		Effect: "Al Dente Inferno", Effect Duration: 12
8358	modified gray spinning x-ray mirror	0		Effect: "You Drank Fish Wine", Effect Duration: 45
8359	energized olive wrestling mask	0		Effect: "Altered Wavelengths", Effect Duration: 18
8360	enhanced hawkface potion	0		Effect: "Squid Squint", Effect Duration: 18
8361	Vulcanized frozen child-sized dracula cloak	0		Effect: "Stickler for Promptness", Effect Duration: 16
8362	warmed devil-summoning hat	0		Effect: "Ticking Clock", Effect Duration: 36
8363	alkaline shopkeeper beard	0		Effect: "Cautious Prowl", Effect Duration: 27
8364	ionized olive alien autoautopsy kit	0		Effect: "Pla-see-bo", Effect Duration: 58
8365	flattened tumbling novelty fruit hat	0		Effect: "Strawberry Alarm", Effect Duration: 50
8366	triple-ionized gray invisibility cream	0		Effect: "You're Rubber", Effect Duration: 24
8367	vacuum-sealed non-oxidized spinning handful of stubble	0		Effect: "Superheroic", Effect Duration: 35
8368	energized green garbage juice slurpee	0		Effect: "Gunky Dory", Effect Duration: 67
8369	electrified plunge-leg	0		Effect: "Sourpuss", Effect Duration: 48
8370	chilled polymerized diffused funky eyepatch	0		Effect: "I See Everything Thrice!", Effect Duration: 34
8371	aerosolized galvanized squat bucket of fish juice	0		Effect: "Your Interest is Peaked", Effect Duration: 22
8372	quadruple-diffused tarnished shaking flashy pirate dreadlocks	0		Effect: "Retrograde Relaxation", Effect Duration: 11
8373	Vulcanized anodized mirror lime green captured boozles	0		Effect: "Twinkly Weapon", Effect Duration: 63
8374	double-oxidized maroon drinks tray	0		Effect: "Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude", Effect Duration: 57
8375	extra-magnetized blue eyebrow lifter	0		Effect: "Fudge Headache", Effect Duration: 65
8376	submarine	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8377	small delicious pixel lemon	2	awesome	Last Available: "2015-06"
8378	tolerable pixel daiquiri	3	good	Last Available: "2015-06"
8379	nitrogenated mirror power pill	0		Effect: "Human-Elf Hybrid", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2015-06"
8380	liquefied blinking pixel potion	0		Effect: "Kindly Resolve", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2015-06"
8381	Pack of Every Card	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-07"
8382	teal Deck of Every Card	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8383	bouncing popular part	0		
8384	bubblegum heart	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8385	cubic zirconia	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8386	purple valuable coin	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8387	mirror mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8388	mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8389	skewed mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8390	twirling gray mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8391	mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8392	gift card	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8393	ghostly hermit factoid	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8394	The Emperor's dry cleaning	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8395	blinking supercool The Emperor's new hat	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Last Available: "2015-07"
8396	The Emperor's new shirt of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2015-07"
8397	twirling flame-retardant The Emperor's new pants	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2015-07"
8398	censurious Oprah's lead pipe	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8399	tumbling flame-retardant nasty rope	0		Stench Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8400	sinister wrench of the bloodbag	0		Spell Damage: +10, Maximum HP: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8401	narrow lion tamer's candlestick of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Experience (familiar): +2, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8402	red double-paned chilly knife	0		Cold Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8403	sharpshooter's hardened revolver	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8404	1952 Mickey Mantle card	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8405	talking spade	0		Free Pull
8406	upside-down savory dry noodles	0		
8407	gigantic tasty huge pestopiary	10	awesome	
8408	alkaline red spinning ectoplasmic orbs	0		Effect: "Wet Jaw", Effect Duration: 66
8409	bland huge blurry crudles	10	decent	
8410	normal agnolotti arboli	4	good	
8411	decent spaghetti with ghost balls	4	good	
8412	yummy snack-sized succulent marrow	2	awesome	
8413	small special flavorless salacious crumbs	2	decent	Effect: "Barking Mad", Effect Duration: 20
8414	fancy spoiled fusilli marrownarrow	3	crappy	Effect: "Bone Chilling", Effect Duration: 5
8415	normal suggestive strozzapreti	3	good	
8416	Mountain Stream gastrique	0		
8417	thick rotten Mt. McLargeHuge oyster	5	crappy	
8418	oyster sauce	0		
8419	huge decent squat linguini immondizia bianco	9	good	
8420	flavorless shells a la shellfish	4	decent	
8421	Jick's autograph	0		
8422	blurry spinning high-temperature mining drill	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8423	pulsating unsmoothed velvet	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8424	1,970 carat	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8425	New Age healing crystal	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8426	wobbly Volcoino	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8427	fizzing spore pod	0		
8428	spore pod	0		
8429	veiny spore pod	0		
8430	hard spore pod	0		
8431	huge spore pod	0		
8432	hot spore pod	0		
8433	cool spore pod	0		
8434	jingling spore pod	0		
8435	wobbly friendly LavaCo Lamp&trade; of chilblains	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-08", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8436	huge blurry rock-hard LavaCo Lamp&trade; of the blizzard	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-08", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8437	avaricious ruddy LavaCo Lamp&trade;	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2015-08", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8438	squat thin wire	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8439	insulated wire	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8440	empty lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8441	jittery full lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8442	yellow viscous lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8443	fuchsia lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8444	bouncing lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8445	wobbly lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8446	SMOOCH bottlecap	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
8447	uncapped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8448	uncapped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8449	uncapped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8450	capped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8451	narrow capped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8452	capped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8453	shaking skewed heat-resistant sheet	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8454	LavaCo&trade; Lamp housing	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8455	narrow New Age crystal	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8456	crystalline light bulb	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8457	broken high-temperature mining drill	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8458	upside-down miser's vibrating high-temperature mining mask	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-08"
8459	executive Temple Grandin's fireproof megaphone	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2015-08"
8460	gigantic adequate cyan mineapple	8	good	Last Available: "2015-08"
8461	distilled tolerable Gold Velvet&trade; whiskey	5	good	Last Available: "2015-08"
8462	SMOOCH soda	1	decent	Last Available: "2015-08"
8463	spoiled gigantic red smelted roe	10	crappy	Last Available: "2015-08"
8464	lousy lavawater	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-08"
8465	magnetized spinning basaltamander tongue	0		Effect: "Healthy, Elfy, and Wise", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2015-08"
8466	spinning squat hardy quilted savvy lavalarva	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2015-08"
8467	flame-retardant chaotic lava balaclava of the businessman	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2015-08"
8468	tumbling quilted sinister basaltamander buckler of the bloodbag	0		Spell Damage: +10, Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2015-08"
8469	altered lava globs	0		Effect: "Memories of Puppy Love", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2015-08"
8470	flavorless bite-sized blue gooey lava globs	1	decent	Last Available: "2015-08"
8471	gravedigger's Da Vinci's lava-proof pants	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-08"
8472	weightlifter's heat-resistant necktie of the storm	0		Muscle: +15, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8473	gray flame-wreathed chilly stiffened heat-resistant gloves	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Cold Damage: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8474	normal very hot lunch	4	good	Last Available: "2015-08"
8475	lousy high-proof blurry asbestos thermos	10	decent	Last Available: "2015-08"
8476	altered electrified liquid rhinestones	0		Effect: "Pisces in the Skyces", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2015-08"
8477	spoiled disco biscuit	4	crappy	Last Available: "2015-08"
8478	smooth Quaatorade&trade;	4	awesome	Last Available: "2015-08"
8479	blinking supercharged rock-hard educational biker's hat	0		Experience: +1, Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2015-08"
8480	Sherlock's family-friendly feathered headdress of the detective	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Item Drop: 45, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2015-08"
8481	asbestos-lined Jeselnik's electrician's hardhat of the cheetah	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +5, Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2015-08"
8482	Lava Miner's Daughter	0		Skill: "Asbestos Heart", Last Available: "2015-08"
8483	Psycho From The Heat	0		Skill: "Pyromania", Last Available: "2015-08"
8484	upside-down The Firegate Tapes	0		Skill: "Firegate", Last Available: "2015-08"
8485	huge &quot;DEBBIE&quot; tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8486	wobbly one-day ticket to That 70s Volcano	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8487	airplane charter: That 70s Volcano	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-08"
8488	upside-down Manual of Numberology	0		Skill: "Calculate the Universe"
8489	New Age hurting crystal	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8490	studded smooth velvet pants	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2015-08"
8491	smooth velvet shirt of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2015-08"
8492	upside-down ribald smooth velvet hat	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-08"
8493	ghostly smooth velvet pocket square of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8494	perfumed smooth velvet socks	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8495	smooth velvet hanky of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8496	beefy strapping The One Mood Ring	0		Muscle: 15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8497	Mr. Choch's bone	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8498	Mr. Cheeng's 'stache	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8499	blue Saturday Night thermometer	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8500	the tongue of Smimmons	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8501	cyan Raul's guitar pick	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8502	Pener's crisps	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8503	signed deuce	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8504	Lavalos core	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8505	bouncing green half-melted hula girl	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8506	huge glass ceiling fragments	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8507	altered tumbling shaking SMOOCH coffee cup	1	decent	Effect: "Bugbear in Tooth and Claw", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2015-08"
8508	quantum polarized wobbly labrador cookie	0		Effect: "Cheered Up", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2015-08"
8509	healthy Mr. Cheeng's spectacles of horror of the cheetah	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Drops Items, Last Available: "2015-08"
8510	huge Fonzie's grease cannon of the boozehound	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2015-08"
8511	adjusted enhanced purple demon makeup kit	0		Effect: "Going Ape", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2015-08"
8512	Jeselnik's gravedigger's medical-grade love	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2015-08"
8513	mirror Temple Grandin's sinister smooth Pener's drumstick	0		Moxie: +15, Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2015-08"
8514	lightning-fast vibrating deuce cape	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2015-08"
8515	frosty crafty Sinatra's Lavalos's shell	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum MP: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-08"
8516	stanky smooth velvet bra of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-08"
8517	ghostly manspreader's wizardly SMOOCH bracers	0		Mysticality: +25, Monster Level: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8518	blurry rosewater-soaked SMOOCH kneepads	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8519	Usain Bolt's SMOOCH spaulders	0		Initiative: +80, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8520	extremely unsafe SMOOCH codpiece of courage	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spooky Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 20", Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8521	gray SMOOCH breastplate of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8522	superduperheated	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8523	twirling fused fuse	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8524	superheated	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8525	tasty thick lava cake	5	awesome	Last Available: "2015-08"
8526	rotten jumbo pink slime	5	crappy	
8527	Devil's Elbow Hot Sauce	0		
8528	blurry Special&trade; Sauce	0		
8529	tasty immense devil hair pasta	7	awesome	
8530	bland spagecialetti	3	decent	
8531	upside-down Salsa Libre	0		
8532	good gravy	0		
8533	illicit fish sauce	0		
8534	adequate jittery skewed libertagliatelle	4	good	
8535	fancy stale turkish mostaccioli	4	decent	Effect: "Slimily Strong", Effect Duration: 30
8536	rotten small linguini of the sea	2	crappy	
8537	chilled anodized olive Hersey&trade; SMOOCH	0		Effect: "Sewer-Drenched", Effect Duration: 35
8539	Alexy sauce	0		
8540	rainbow sauce	0		
8541	drug cocktail sauce	0		
8542	delicious blurry Fettris	3	awesome	
8543	jumbo special normal fusillocybin	5	good	Effect: "You Can Taste the Darkness", Effect Duration: 5
8544	diet rotten prescription noodles	1	crappy	
8545	altered blood-drive sticker	1	good	Effect: "Extra Terrestrial", Effect Duration: 50
8546	anodized quantum super-nitrogenated mirror bag of grain	0		Effect: "Cold Hands", Effect Duration: 53
8547	triple-galvanized pocket maze	0		Effect: "Whole Latte Love", Effect Duration: 55
8548	nitrogenated blue shady shades	0		Effect: "Bone Chilling", Effect Duration: 63
8549	deionized skewed squeaky toy rose	0		Effect: "Tenacity of the Snapper", Effect Duration: 61
8550	adequate immense weird gazelle steak	6	good	
8551	gigantic toothsome sausage without a cause	7	awesome	
8552	quantum mirror squat face paint	0		Effect: "The Smeezingtons", Effect Duration: 28
8553	fortified aged emergency margarita	5	awesome	
8554	artisanal vintage smart drink	4	super ultra mega EPIC	
8555	a ten-percent bonus	0		
8556	skewed cyan Thwaitgold termite statuette	0		
8557	The Emperor's new cookie	0		
8558	galvanized blinking wobbly Wickers bar	0		Effect: "Dances with Tweedles", Effect Duration: 22
8559	triple-ionized vacuum-sealed wobbly bakelite-covered bacon	0		Effect: "Dweeby", Effect Duration: 44
8560	super-warmed colloidal Aerheads	0		Effect: "Eagle Eyes", Effect Duration: 52
8561	colloidal blinking tumbling Wrotz	0		Effect: "Square to be Hip", Effect Duration: 55
8562	liquefied double-altered Gabarbar	0		Effect: "Bootyliciousness", Effect Duration: 36
8563	improved fiberglass insulation	0		Effect: "Flagrantly Fragrant", Effect Duration: 64
8564	shrine to the Barrel god	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-09"
8565	fireproof grievous barrel lid of the boozehound	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Hot Resistance: +3, Booze Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-09"
8566	lightning-fast razor-sharp smooth barrel hoop earring	0		Moxie: +15, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Initiative: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-09"
8567	Van der Graaf curative smartaleck's bankruptcy barrel	0		Moxie Percent: +30, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-09"
8568	huge firkin	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8569	normal barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8570	huge mirror tun	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8571	weathered barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8572	spinning barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8573	barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8574	moist barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8575	rotting barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8576	mouldering barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8577	barnacled barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8578	acceptable bottle of Amontillado	4	good	Last Available: "2015-09"
8579	practically non-alcoholic bad barrel-aged martini	1	decent	Last Available: "2015-09"
8580	moldy massive barrel pickle	8	crappy	Last Available: "2015-09"
8581	rotten wobbly ghostly barrel cracker	3	crappy	Last Available: "2015-09"
8582	dried mirror vibrating mushroom	1	decent	Last Available: "2015-09"
8583	pickled mirror olive tumbling mushroom	1	awesome	Last Available: "2015-09"
8584	lard-coated KoL Con 12-gauge	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-09"
8585	squat Golden Mr. Eh? of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2015-09"
8586	stanky barrel gun	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-09"
8587	squat barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8588	maroon barrel beryl	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8589	decent miniature water log	2	good	Last Available: "2015-09"
8590	blurry purple stiffened barrelhead of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Damage Reduction: 1, Last Available: "2015-09"
8591	thinker's bottoms of the barrel of mayonnaise	0		Mysticality: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2015-09"
8592	blurry manspreader's chest barrel of courage	0		Monster Level: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2015-09"
8593	bung spigot	0		Equips On: "Lil' Barrel Mimic"
8594	pulsating Jack Frost's wizardly double barreled barrel gun	0		Mysticality: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2015-09"
8595	blurry Jack Frost's therapeutic supercool triple barreled barrel gun	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +50, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2015-09"
8596	knitted baleful barrel beryl choker	0		Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2015-09"
8597	red mirror executive barrel beryl nose ring of the early riser	0		Meat Drop: +40, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2015-09"
8598	prompt groovy barrel beryl ring	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2015-09"
8599	map to the Biggest Barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8600	potted tea tree	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8601	Vulcanized anodized spinning cuppa Flamibili tea	0		Effect: "Grape Expectations", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2015-09"
8602	denatured huge cuppa Yet tea	0		Effect: "Neutered Nostrils", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2015-09"
8603	frozen blue cuppa Boo tea	0		Effect: "Egg Burps", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2015-09"
8604	vacuum-sealed cuppa Nas tea	0		Effect: "Mortarfied", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2015-09"
8605	irradiated quantum vacuum-sealed yellow cuppa Improprie tea	0		Effect: "Sweet and Green", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2015-09"
8606	diffused blinking cuppa Frost tea	0		Effect: "Antibiotic Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2015-09"
8607	adjusted bouncing cuppa Toast tea	0		Effect: "Quaaaaaaa", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2015-09"
8608	energized Vulcanized blue cuppa Net tea	0		Effect: "Gunky Dory", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2015-09"
8609	nitrogenated cuppa Proprie tea	0		Effect: "Salamander In Your Stomach", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2015-09"
8610	moist denatured cuppa Morbidi tea	0		Effect: "Weather, Man", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2015-09"
8611	non-oxidized tarnished cyan huge cuppa Chari tea	0		Effect: "Stimulated Brain", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2015-09"
8612	chilled oxidized cuppa Serendipi tea	0		Effect: "Flamingly Floral", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2015-09"
8613	polymerized concentrated cuppa Feroci tea	0		Effect: "Tiki Toughness", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2015-09"
8614	cold-filtered maroon upside-down cuppa Physicali tea	0		Effect: "Gyromitra Gymnastics", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2015-09"
8615	quantum irradiated enhanced blurry cuppa Wit tea	0		Effect: "Takin' It Greasy", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2015-09"
8616	ionized non-anodized shaking cuppa Neuroplastici tea	0		Effect: "Dwarven Hardiness", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2015-09"
8617	quadruple-concentrated cuppa Dexteri tea	0		Effect: "Cletus's Canticle of Celerity", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2015-09"
8618	aerosolized altered purple cuppa Flexibili tea	0		Effect: "Cookie Backup", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2015-09"
8619	super-tarnished anodized spinning cuppa Impregnabili tea	0		Effect: "Mystically Oiled", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2015-09"
8620	pickled moist squat cuppa Obscuri tea	0		Effect: "Oriental Mysticism", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2015-09"
8621	Vulcanized concentrated improved bouncing cuppa Irritabili tea	0		Effect: "Hair on Your Chest", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2015-09"
8622	cold-filtered denatured pulsating cuppa Mediocri tea	0		Effect: "Bricked-In", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2015-09"
8623	warmed deionized cuppa Loyal tea	0		Effect: "Army of One", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2015-09"
8624	twisted yellow cuppa Activi tea	1	crappy	Last Available: "2015-09"
8625	vaporized twirling cuppa Cruel tea	1		Last Available: "2015-09"
8626	altered electrified jittery cuppa Alacri tea	0		Effect: "Celestial Vision", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2015-09"
8627	irradiated magnetized activated ghostly cuppa Vitali tea	0		Effect: "Earthen Fist", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2015-09"
8628	double-Vulcanized dry gray cuppa Mana tea	0		Effect: "Salty Dogs", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2015-09"
8629	deionized cuppa Monstrosi tea	0		Effect: "Phoenix, Right?", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2015-09"
8630	polymerized cuppa Twen tea	0		Effect: "Quantum of Moxie", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2015-09"
8631	extra-Vulcanized cuppa Gill tea	0		Effect: "Sucrose-Colored Glasses", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2015-09"
8632	frozen blinking cuppa Uncertain tea	0		Effect: "So Fresh and So Clean", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2015-09"
8633	pulsating cuppa Voraci tea	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8634	cuppa Sobrie tea	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8635	cuppa Royal tea	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8636	cold-filtered super-vacuum-sealed cuppa Craft tea	0		Effect: "Bastard!", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2015-09"
8637	wet boiled super-frozen cuppa Insani tea	0		Effect: "Three Days Slow", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2015-09"
8638	Usain Bolt's flame-wreathed personal trainer's Royal scepter	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2015-09", Rollover Effect Duration: 5
8639	pulsating doghouse	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-10"
8640	cyan Ghost Dog Chow	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8641	tasty miniature bowl of eyeballs	2	awesome	Last Available: "2015-10"
8642	bland bowl of mummy guts	4	decent	Last Available: "2015-10"
8643	toothsome snack-sized bowl of maggots	2	awesome	Last Available: "2015-10"
8644	mediocre ghostly blood and blood	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-10"
8645	mediocre watered-down Jack-O-Lantern beer	2	decent	Last Available: "2015-10"
8646	bad zombie	4	decent	Last Available: "2015-10"
8647	Telltale&trade; rubber heart	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8648	squat wind-up spider	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8649	plastic nightmare troll	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8650	cyan tennis ball	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8651	toasty rosy-cheeked crown of chilblains	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Cold Damage: +25, Hot Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xGhuol, cap 27"
8652	ear poison	0		
8653	huge stink-penny	0		
8654	Annie Oakley's energetic supercool hawk	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +20
8655	stale hamlet sandwich	4	decent	
8656	narrow Oprah's Othello's military jacket	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50
8657	Rosewater's Othello's dagger	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Single Equip
8658	prompt Othello's handkerchief	0		Adventures: +3, Single Equip
8659	polarized adjusted bowl of Jeal-O	0		Effect: "Saucegoggles", Effect Duration: 54
8660	blurry upside-down grip key	0		
8661	blinking How to Play Othello	0		
8662	upside-down rosewater-soaked wool mansplainer's ghostly dagger	0		Monster Level: +15, Cold Resistance: +1, Stench Resistance: +3
8663	distilled acceptable ghost beer	5	good	
8664	Othello set of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60
8665	rotten tomato	0		
8666	squat blinking Twelve Night Energy	0		
8667	therapeutic Yorick of the bloodbag of temperance	0		Maximum HP: +100, Sleaze Resistance: +5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
8668	narrow rose	0		
8669	tulip	0		
8670	pulsating tulip	0		
8671	jittery tulip	0		
8672	Walford's bucket	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8673	bouncing Wal-Mart gift certificate	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8674	narrow mirror airplane charter: The Glaciest	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-11"
8675	pulsating one-day ticket to The Glaciest	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8676	pressed shoulder-warming lotion	0		Effect: "Quaaaaaaa", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2015-11"
8677	stale iceberg lettuce	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-11"
8678	watered-down aged ice wine	2	awesome	Last Available: "2015-11"
8679	flame-wreathed dangerous Wal-Mart snowglobe of vim and vigor	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-11"
8680	electrified Socratic smooth Wal-Mart nametag	0		Moxie: +15, Experience (Mysticality): +1, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2015-11"
8681	blurry up-at-dawn experienced Wal-Mart overalls of horror	0		Experience: +2, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2015-11"
8682	To Build an Igloo	0		Skill: "Refusal to Freeze", Last Available: "2015-11"
8683	The Chill of the Wild	0		Skill: "Beardfreeze", Last Available: "2015-11"
8684	Cold Fang	0		Skill: "Frost Bite", Last Available: "2015-11"
8685	Wal-Mart tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8686	perfect ice cube	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8687	jittery The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide	0		Skill: "Perfect Freeze", Last Available: "2015-11"
8688	bellhop's hat of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 0.75xBarrr, cap 30", Last Available: "2015-11"
8689	watered-down artisanal jittery ice porter	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-11", Wiki Name: "ice porter (drink)"
8690	flattened pressed huge skewed exotic travel brochure	0		Effect: "Walberg's Dim Bulb", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2015-11"
8691	shaking bag of foreign bribes	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8692	pressed huge shampoo-conditioner	0		Effect: "Squid Squint", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2015-11"
8693	hotel minibar key	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8694	ice hotel bell	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8695	purple Martialest Arts trophy	0		Last Available: "2016-01"
8696	diluted wobbly medicinal herbs	1		Last Available: "2016-01"
8697	low-calorie bland huge ice rice	1	decent	Last Available: "2016-01"
8698	artisanal watered-down pulsating iced plum wine	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-01"
8699	greasy training belt of extreme caution of the sweet-tooth	0		Monster Level: -25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-01"
8700	lime green electrified Newton's savvy training legwarmers	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +3, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-01"
8701	jittery crafty training helmet of the cheetah of the early riser	0		Maximum MP: +10, Initiative: +60, Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2016-01"
8702	yellow training scroll:  Shattering Punch	0		Skill: "Shattering Punch", Last Available: "2016-01"
8703	blinking training scroll:  Snokebomb	0		Skill: "Snokebomb", Last Available: "2016-01"
8704	tumbling training scroll:  Shivering Monkey Technique	0		Skill: "Shivering Monkey Technique", Last Available: "2016-01"
8705	X-32-F snowman crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-01"
8706	mirror machine elf capsule	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8707	skewed self-dribbling basketball	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
8708	twisted abstraction: action	1		Effect: "Liquid Luck", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2015-12"
8709	modified gray abstraction: thought	1		Effect: "Human-Demon Hybrid", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2015-12"
8710	powdered huge abstraction: sensation	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8711	pickled abstraction: purpose	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8712	modified bouncing cyan abstraction: category	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8713	distilled shaking gray abstraction: perception	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8714	vaporized gray abstraction: motion	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8715	denatured twirling red abstraction: joy	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8716	boiled abstraction: certainty	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8717	denatured abstraction: comprehension	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8718	modern picture frame	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8719	decent jumbo VYKEA meatballs	5	good	Last Available: "2015-11"
8720	enchanted acceptable watered-down VYKEA mead	2	good	Effect: "Become Intensely interested", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2015-11"
8721	diffused warmed huge pulsating shaking VYKEA woadpaint	0		Effect: "Stregngth of the Gnome", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2015-11"
8722	VYKEA frenzy rune	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8723	squat shaking VYKEA blood rune	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8724	VYKEA lightning rune	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8725	VYKEA plank	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8726	blue VYKEA rail	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8727	VYKEA bracket	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8728	mirror VYKEA dowel	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8729	twirling manspreader's arcane researcher's VYKEA hex key of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2015-11"
8730	purple VYKEA instructions	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8731	flavorless tin of submardines	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-11", Wiki Name: "tin of submardines"
8732	artisanal irresponsibly strong twirling bottle of norwhiskey	6	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-11"
8733	vaporized blurry octolus oculus	1	decent	Last Available: "2015-11"
8734	twirling pulsating clever wicked brawny sardine can key	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Spell Damage: +5, Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2015-11"
8735	bouncing Van der Graaf wicked norwhal helmet of the overflowing toilet	0		Spell Damage: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +50, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2015-11"
8736	flame-retardant razor-sharp octolus-skin cloak of the cheetah	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Hot Resistance: +1, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2015-11", Rollover Effect Duration: 30
8737	artisanal wobbly perfect cosmopolitan	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-11"
8738	tolerable perfect negroni	3	good	Last Available: "2015-11"
8739	acceptable strong purple perfect dark and stormy	5	good	Last Available: "2015-11"
8740	watered-down tolerable perfect mimosa	2	good	Last Available: "2015-11"
8741	acceptable practically non-alcoholic narrow perfect old-fashioned	1	good	Last Available: "2015-11"
8742	mediocre perfect paloma	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-11"
8743	boiled flattened That 70s Cologne	0		Effect: "Starry-Eyed", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2015-11"
8744	improved Wal-Mart &quot;diamond&quot; ring	0		Effect: "Salad Days", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2015-11"
8745	boiled Puffstone cigar	0		Effect: "Chalky Hand", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2015-11"
8746	irradiated deionized yellow Conspiracy&trade; mascara	0		Effect: "Icy Composition", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2015-11"
8747	pressed moist dry Spring Break Beach &quot;swimsuit&quot;	0		Effect: "Clean-Shaven", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2015-11"
8748	airplane tattoo	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8749	super-aerosolized dry cyan Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe	0		Effect: "Sticks and Stones", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2015-12"
8750	adjusted double-adjusted quantum hemp candy necklace	0		Effect: "Empty Inside", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2015-12"
8751	cold-filtered diffused communal gobstopper	0		Effect: "Glo-Face", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2015-12"
8752	normal Crimbo salad	4	good	Last Available: "2015-12"
8753	decent twirling bread line	4	good	Last Available: "2015-12"
8754	bad bark rootbeer	4	decent	Last Available: "2015-12"
8755	lousy wobbly ale	4	decent	Last Available: "2015-12"
8756	plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2015-12"
8757	deadly plastic Rudolph the Red	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Last Available: "2015-12"
8758	lion tamer's plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2015-12"
8759	shaking plastic Crimborgatron of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2015-12"
8760	twirling squat beefcake's plastic Crimbodhisattva	0		Muscle: +25, Last Available: "2015-12"
8761	bouquet of all-natural free-range flowers	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8762	mirror wobbly stack of communist leaflets	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8763	BACON	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
8764	jittery blinking box of Gratitude chocolates	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8765	Gratitude chocolate (thyme-filled)	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8766	drinkable weak Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled)	2	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8767	Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled)	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8768	Gratitude chocolate (octopus-filled)	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8769	chocolate bowtie	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8770	altered pitted sheet	0		Effect: "Almost Cool", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2015-12"
8771	ghostly sparking robo-battery	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8772	skewed overloaded micro-reactor	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8773	knitted friendly reusable shopping bag of mayonnaise	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2015-12"
8775	brainy coarse hemp socks	0		Mysticality: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
8776	Annie Oakley's armband	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
8777	shaking bundle of &quot;fragrant&quot; herbs	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8778	nuclear stockpile	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8779	fuchsia pine cone	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8780	upside-down iron chain	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8781	mirror maroon Samson's pine cone necklace	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Last Available: "2015-12"
8782	reindeer hammer of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2015-12"
8783	double-paned elf ploughshare	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2015-12"
8784	circle drum	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8785	The Big Book of Communism	0		Last Available: "2015-12", Skill: "Communism!"
8786	faded protest sign	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8787	purple faded protest sign	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8788	nasty-smelling moss	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8789	book	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8790	blinking olive ribald elven tambourine	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
8791	wholesome reindeer sickle	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
8792	face paint	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8793	skewed face paint	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8794	The Big Book of Communism (used)	0		Skill: "Communism!", Last Available: "2015-12"
8795	ghostly Batfellow comic	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
8796	jittery plastic spoiler	0		
8797	bat-oomerang	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8798	cyan bat-jute	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8799	gray bat-o-mite	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8800	ROM of Optimality	0		Skill: "Toggle Optimality"
8801	mirror incriminating evidence	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8802	blinking dangerous chemicals	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8803	kidnapped orphan	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8804	high-grade	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8805	high-tensile-strength fibers	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8806	high-grade explosives	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8807	experimental gene therapy	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8808	ultracoagulator	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8809	self-defense training	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8810	fingerprint dusting kit	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8811	pulsating confidence-building hug	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8812	narrow exploding kickball	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8813	glob of Bat-Glue	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8814	Bat-Aid&trade; bandage	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8815	mirror bat-bearing	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8816	tasty special blurry Kudzu salad	4	awesome	Effect: "Frostbeard", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2016-12"
8817	modified Mansquito Serum	1		Last Available: "2016-12"
8818	hand-crafted Miss Graves' vermouth	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-12"
8819	spoiled bite-sized lime green narrow The Plumber's mushroom stew	1	crappy	Last Available: "2016-12"
8820	altered jittery maroon The Author's ink	1		Effect: "In the Limelight", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8821	tolerable The Mad Liquor	3	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
8822	hand-crafted Doc Clock's thyme cocktail	3	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2016-12"
8823	toothsome massive Mr. Burnsger	9	awesome	Last Available: "2016-12"
8824	modified shaking The Inquisitor's unidentifiable object	1		Last Available: "2016-12"
8825	double-paned Jeselnik's The Jokester's gun of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire the Jokester's Gun", Last Available: "2016-12"
8826	slick cool The Jokester's wig of horror	0		Moxie: 15, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Adjust the Jokester's Wig", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol", Last Available: "2016-12"
8827	greasy rock-hard The Jokester's pants of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Damage Reduction: 5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Adjust the Jokester's Pants", Last Available: "2016-12"
8828	unsweetened aerosolized altered Jokester makeup	0		Effect: "Turkey-Agitated", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2016-12"
8829	replica bat-oomerang	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
8830	mirror battoo kit	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
8831	basking robin	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
8832	teal domino mask	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8833	tarnished pickled diffused narrow robin's egg	0		Effect: "Jacked In", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2016-12"
8834	diet bland robin flan	1	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
8835	acceptable wobbly robin nog	3	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
8836	LT&T telegraph office deed	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8837	mirror olive plaintive telegram	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8838	exploding gum	0		
8839	blurry root beer barrel	0		
8840	concentrated denatured pulsating Kudzu slaw	0		Effect: "Rave Concentration", Effect Duration: 34
8841	triple-enhanced Mansquito's blood	0		Effect: "Riboflavin'", Effect Duration: 37
8842	quadruple-aerosolized ionized boiled tumbling infrablack lipstick	0		Effect: "Aquarius Rising", Effect Duration: 33
8843	oxidized pressed squat can of drain cleaner	0		Effect: "Jittery", Effect Duration: 25
8844	aerosolized shaking cyan The Author's inkwell	0		Effect: "Moon-Eyed", Effect Duration: 31
8845	quantum bag of random words	0		Effect: "Ginger Snapped", Effect Duration: 14
8846	energized pulsating tube of pendulum lube	0		Effect: "Painted-On Bikini", Effect Duration: 51
8847	liquefied red-hot jawbreaker	0		Effect: "Mistified", Effect Duration: 39
8848	pickled super-electrified modified question juice	0		Effect: "Dance of the Sugar Fairy", Effect Duration: 39
8849	non-dry quadruple-dry moist tube of villain	0		Effect: "Disco Neuropathy", Effect Duration: 21
8850	bouncing groovy your cowboy boots	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cowboy Kick", Last Available: "2016-02"
8851	purple inflatable LT&T telegraph office	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8852	nugget of quicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8853	tumbling nugget of thicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8854	twirling nugget of wicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8855	nugget of slicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8856	nugget of sicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8857	jittery nugget of nicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8858	nugget of ticksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8859	personal trainer's quicksilver ring	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8860	bouncing careful mansplainer's Da Vinci's thicksilver ring	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Monster Level: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8861	lion tamer's MacGyver's weightlifter's wicksilver ring	0		Muscle: +15, Maximum MP: +100, Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8862	narrow miser's banded slicksilver ring of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Damage Absorption: +100, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8863	Da Vinci's brawny cool sicksilver ring	0		Moxie: +5, Muscle Percent: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8864	mirror knitted extremely unsafe arcane researcher's nicksilver ring	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8865	yellow sharpshooter's ticksilver ring of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8866	olive censurious coward's brainy Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans	0		Mysticality: +5, Monster Level: -20, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2016-02"
8867	frightening sharpshooter's stylish Tesla's Electroplated Beans	0		Moxie: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2016-02"
8868	manspreader's dance instructor's slick Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas	0		Moxie: +10, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2016-02"
8869	huge boxer's Hellfire Spicy Beans	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Last Available: "2016-02"
8870	wizardly Frigid Northern Beans	0		Mysticality: +25, Last Available: "2016-02"
8871	ghostly World's Blackest-Eyed Peas of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2016-02"
8872	twirling Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-02"
8873	censurious Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2016-02"
8874	blinking Annie Oakley's quilted beefcake's Val-U Brand Every Bean Salad of the pedagogue of the storm	0		Muscle: +25, Experience: +3, Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2016-02"
8875	lightning-fast healthy savvy Shrub's Premium Baked Beans	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2016-02"
8876	stale plate of Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8877	adequate narrow plate of Tesla's Electroplated Beans	4	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8878	rotten purple plate of Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas	3	crappy	Last Available: "2016-02"
8879	adequate plate of Hellfire Spicy Beans	3	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8880	gigantic rotten plate of Frigid Northern Beans	7	crappy	Last Available: "2016-02"
8881	normal jumbo blue plate of World's Blackest-Eyed Peas	5	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8882	moldy plate of Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans	4	crappy	Last Available: "2016-02"
8883	moldy small plate of Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans	2	crappy	Last Available: "2016-02"
8884	adequate plate of Val-U Brand Every Bean Salad	3	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8885	small spoiled spinning fuchsia plate of Shrub's Premium Baked Beans	2	crappy	Last Available: "2016-02"
8886	green Sherlock's Fancy Jeff's pocket square of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2016-02"
8887	horrifying Annie Oakley's arcane researcher's Daisy's unclean bloomers	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "2xBArrr, 1xGhuol, cap 37", Last Available: "2016-02"
8888	ghostly olive Pecos Dave's sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8889	huge wobbly Tesla hardy Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes of Gandalf	0		Maximum HP: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +20, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2016-02"
8890	Glenn's dice	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8891	skewed toasty lion tamer's mansplainer's savvy Former Sheriff Dan's tin star of the sweet-tooth	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Monster Level: +15, Experience (familiar): +2, Hot Damage: +5, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2016-02"
8892	ghostly El Vibrato restraints	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8893	Clara's bell	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8894	inspector's double-paned smartaleck's Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Cold Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2016-02"
8895	buffalo dime	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8896	cow poker	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8897	anodized ionized spinning shaking blurry poker face paint	0		Effect: "Raging Animal", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2016-02"
8898	shaking realistic cap gun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8899	tainted milk	1	crappy	Last Available: "2016-02"
8900	gun parts	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8901	enhanced energized triggerfingerbone	0		Effect: "The Real Deal", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2016-02"
8902	cold-filtered vacuum-sealed ghost bit	0		Effect: "Abominably Slippery", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2016-02"
8903	double-irradiated fuchsia buzzard feather	0		Effect: "Elemental Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2016-02"
8904	ionized liquefied concentrated wobbly yellow lion musk	0		Effect: "Pecan Pied Piper", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2016-02"
8905	bland bear claw	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8906	pickled rattler gland	0		Effect: "Nano-juiced", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2016-02"
8907	modified pressed lime green half-digested coal	0		Effect: "Knob Goblin Lust Frenzy", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2016-02"
8908	irradiated tightly-wound spine	0		Effect: "Chalked Weapon", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2016-02"
8909	stale huge gray squat rotting beefsteak	8	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8910	mediocre firemilk	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8911	activated adjusted shaking spidercow eye-cluster	0		Effect: "Braaaains Over Braaaawwn", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2016-02"
8912	diluted ghostly moomy dust	1		Last Available: "2016-02"
8913	squat greasy western-style skinning knife of the detective	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2016-02"
8914	reliable sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8915	twirling steel knuckles of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2016-02"
8916	Tales of Western Braggadoccio	0		Skill: "Bow-Legged Swagger", Last Available: "2016-02"
8917	tumbling Hell and How I Bent It	0		Skill: "Bend Hell", Last Available: "2016-02"
8918	The Western Look	0		Skill: "Steely-Eyed Squint", Last Available: "2016-02"
8919	blinking LT&T tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8920	narrow Western Slang Vol. 1: Violence	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8921	Western Slang Vol. 2: Cooking	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8922	Western Slang Vol. 3: Fraud	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8923	jittery disc (white)	0		
8924	lime green disc (black)	0		
8925	narrow disc (red)	0		
8926	disc (green)	0		
8927	bouncing disc (blue)	0		
8928	tumbling disc (yellow)	0		
8929	bouncing bouncing red-hot knucklebone	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8930	denatured frozen extra-electrified jittery demonic cow's blood	0		Effect: "Broken Bone Nubs", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2016-02"
8931	gray rinky-dink sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8932	makeshift sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8933	mirror custom sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8934	tumbling baconstone-handled sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8935	twirling porquoise-handled sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8936	green hamethyst-handled sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8937	mountain lion skin	0		Moxie Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8938	grizzled bearskin	0		Muscle Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8939	squat diamondback skin	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8940	wobbly coal snakeskin	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8941	frontwinder skin	0		Mysticality Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8942	blinking rotting cowskin	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8943	squat blinking teal shuddering cow skull	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8944	rhinestone cowhorn	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8945	blurry cow skull	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8946	jangly spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8947	quicksilver spurs	0		Initiative: +30, Last Available: "2016-02"
8948	bouncing thicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8949	wicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8950	blue slicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8951	mirror sicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8952	nicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8953	ticksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8954	upside-down special edition Batfellow comic	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
8955	Tales of the West: Cow Punching	0		
8956	narrow Tales of the West: Beanslinging	0		
8957	cyan Tales of the West: Snake Oiling	0		
8958	mirror briefcase full of snakes	0		
8959	manspreader's one-gallon hat of the early riser	0		Monster Level: +10, Adventures: +7
8960	manspreader's educational two-gallon hat	0		Experience: +1, Monster Level: +10
8961	olive manspreader's smooth three-gallon hat	0		Moxie: +15, Monster Level: +10
8962	ribald wizardly four-gallon hat	0		Mysticality: +25, Sleaze Damage: +10
8963	wobbly careful weightlifter's five-gallon hat	0		Muscle: +15, Monster Level: -10
8964	six-gallon hat of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +5
8965	spinning prompt wholesome seven-gallon hat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Adventures: +3
8966	ghostly therapeutic eight-gallon hat of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
8967	Jack Frost's vibrating nine-gallon hat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +50
8968	Lo Pan's ten-gallon hat of the sewer	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +25
8969	gray ribald rosy-cheeked eleven-gallon hat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Sleaze Damage: +10
8970	toy sixgun	0		
8971	snake oil	0		
8972	wet wet blurry skin oil	0		Effect: "Adorable Lookout", Effect Duration: 39
8973	nitrogenated moist moist unusual oil	0		Effect: "Ten out of Ten", Effect Duration: 69
8974	deionized polarized olive eldritch oil	0		Effect: "Broken Fast", Effect Duration: 49
8975	upside-down exclusive club	0		
8976	anodized twirling green patent preventative tonic	0		Effect: "Dirty Pear", Effect Duration: 61
8977	ionized alkaline corrupted red patent invisibility tonic	0		Effect: "Sugary World View", Effect Duration: 23
8978	enhanced patent aggression tonic	0		Effect: "Smelly Pants", Effect Duration: 48
8979	galvanized vacuum-sealed yellow patent sallowness tonic	0		Effect: "Okee-Dokee Go!", Effect Duration: 41
8980	ionized anodized blurry patent avarice tonic	0		Effect: "Fudgehound", Effect Duration: 21
8981	deionized patent alacrity tonic	0		Effect: "Superioreo", Effect Duration: 22
8982	deionized corrupted marrow	0		Effect: "Sappy Blood", Effect Duration: 12
8983	watered-down artisanal rodeo whiskey	2	EPIC	
8984	Thwaitgold scorpion statuette	0		
8985	Annie Oakley's real cowboy hat	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20
8986	bouncing Memories of Cow Punching	0		Free Pull
8987	ghostly Memories of Beanslinging	0		Free Pull
8988	maroon Memories of Snake Oiling	0		Free Pull
8989	fuchsia Witchess Set	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-03"
8990	electronic Brain Trainer game	0		Skill: "Brain Games"
8991	jittery purple do-it-yourself laser eye surgery kit	0		Skill: "20/20 Vision"
8992	compressed narrow armored prawn	1		Last Available: "2016-03"
8993	delicious blinking jumping horseradish	4	awesome	Last Available: "2016-03"
8994	perfectly mixed high-proof Sacramento wine	7	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-03"
8995	liquefied polymerized narrow Greek fire	0		Effect: "Vitali Tea", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2016-03"
8996	mirror zippy lard-coated friendly sharpshooter's dance instructor's ox-head shield	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-03"
8997	aromatic coward's occult Fonzie's weightlifter's dented scepter	0		Muscle: +15, Experience (Moxie): +1, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Monster Level: -20, Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-03"
8998	stiffened brawny very pointy crown of the wise owl of Tarzan of Calamity Jane	0		Mysticality: +20, Muscle Percent: +20, Experience (Muscle): +3, Damage Reduction: 1, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xGhuol", Last Available: "2016-03"
8999	blurry aromatic hardened Herculean educational slick battle broom	0		Moxie: +10, Experience: +1, Experience (Muscle): +1, Damage Reduction: 3, Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-03"
9000	jittery Clan Floundry	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-04"
9001	auspicious stanky nippy carpe of the overflowing toilet	0		Cold Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: 75, Item Drop: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9002	jittery scandalous hardened grievous codpiece of incineration	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Damage Reduction: 3, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9003	reassuring smelly beefcake's troutsers of the sweet-tooth	0		Muscle: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Candy Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 0.5xPotato", Last Available: "2016-04"
9004	blue bouncing rosewater-soaked scorching occult bass clarinet of the boozehound	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Hot Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +3, Booze Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9005	asbestos-lined gravedigger's steel-toed fish hatchet of the boozehound	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Spooky Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Booze Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9006	nippy friendly tunac of Gandalf of the overflowing toilet	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +3, Cold Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9007	fishin' pole	0		Last Available: "2016-04"
9008	nitrogenated pickled twirling wriggling worm	0		Effect: "Cat Class, Cat Style", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2016-04"
9009	practically non-alcoholic bad upside-down bottle of Fishhead 900-Day IPA	1	decent	Last Available: "2016-04"
9010	vacuum-sealed energized high-test fishing line	0		Effect: "Squirming Like a Toad", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2016-04"
9011	medical-grade fishin' hat	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2016-04"
9012	Trout Fishing in Loathing	0		Skill: "Astute Angler", Last Available: "2016-04"
9013	Herculean sonar fishfinder	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Last Available: "2016-04"
9014	luxury fly-tying workbench	0		Fishing Skill: +10, Last Available: "2016-04"
9015	pulsating tacklebox	0		Fishing Skill: +5, Last Available: "2016-04"
9016	disconnected intergnat	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-05"
9017	viral video	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9018	tumbling twirling internet point	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9019	lime green meme generator	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9020	narrow plus one	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9021	stale gallon of milk	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-05"
9022	wobbly print screen button	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9023	screencapped monster	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9024	bouncing daily dungeon malware	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9025	infinite BACON machine	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9026	spinning First Post shirt package	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9027	stanky chaotic Samson's First Post shirt - Cir Senam	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-05"
9028	high-speed upgrade	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2016-05"
9029	tumbling no spoon	0		
9030	fancy decent star salad	4	good	Effect: "Dreadful Sheen", Effect Duration: 45
9031	Thwaitgold moth statuette	0		
9032	enchanted super-sized bland blurry bowl of Tastee-Wheet&trade;	5	decent	Effect: "Bells in the Batfry", Effect Duration: 25
9033	blinking bouncing Source terminal	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-06"
9034	Source essence	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9035	bland blurry browser cookie	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-06"
9036	tolerable green blinking hacked gibson	4	good	Last Available: "2016-06"
9037	wobbly reassuring Source shades	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2016-06"
9038	red software bug	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9039	missing semicolon	0		Familiar Weight: +11
9040	Source terminal PRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9041	Source terminal GRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9042	Source terminal SPAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9043	blinking Source terminal CRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9044	Source terminal DRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9045	Source terminal TRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9046	green Source terminal INGRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9047	pulsating mirror fuchsia Source terminal DIAGRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9048	Source terminal ASHRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9049	Source terminal SCRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9050	Source terminal TRIGRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9051	Source terminal file: substats.enh	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9052	Source terminal file: damage.enh	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9053	Source terminal file: critical.enh	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9054	Source terminal file: protect.enq	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9055	Source terminal file: stats.enq	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9056	Source terminal file: compress.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9057	Source terminal file: duplicate.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9058	Source terminal file: portscan.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9059	ghostly Source terminal file: turbo.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9060	Source terminal file: familiar.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9061	upside-down Source terminal file: pram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9062	Source terminal file: gram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9063	Source terminal file: spam.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9064	fuchsia Source terminal file: cram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9065	Source terminal file: dram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9066	Source terminal file: tram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9067	pill	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9068	huge hardy groovy boxer's plastic detective badge of the sewer	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Moxie Percent: +10, Maximum HP: +50, Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-07"
9069	green upside-down lightning-fast greedy boxer's bronze detective badge of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Muscle Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +20, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2016-07"
9070	foul-smelling scorching Lo Pan's dangerous detective badge	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Hot Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-07"
9071	wobbly sizzling Da Vinci's cool thinker's detective badge	0		Mysticality: +10, Moxie: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-07"
9072	cop dollar	0		Last Available: "2016-07"
9073	detective school application	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-07"
9074	narrow zippy Van der Graaf ruddy detective roscoe	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Initiative: +20, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2016-07"
9075	adjusted shoe gum	0		Effect: "Dweeby", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2016-07"
9076	miser's strapping noir fedora of the overflowing toilet	0		Muscle: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2016-07"
9077	flame-wreathed sharpshooter's Van der Graaf trench coat	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2016-07"
9078	lousy Falcon&trade; Maltese Liquor	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-07"
9079	big yummy hardboiled egg	5	awesome	Last Available: "2016-07"
9080	detective tattoo	0		Last Available: "2016-07"
9081	DIY protonic accelerator kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-08"
9082	Sherlock's auspicious frightening resourceful Socratic strapping protonic accelerator pack	0		Muscle: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum MP: +50, Spooky Damage: +5, Item Drop: 35, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shoot Ghost", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Trap Ghost", Last Available: "2016-08"
9083	almost-dead walkie-talkie	0		Last Available: "2016-08"
9084	jittery scandalous Adventurer bobblehead	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2016-11"
9085	mirror psychokinetic energy blob	0		Last Available: "2016-08"
9086	executive dangerous bindle	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2016-08"
9087	greedy Jack Frost's fleshy lump	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2016-08"
9088	squat hardened smoldering bagel punch of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2016-08"
9089	skewed scandalous occult ghostly reins	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Sleaze Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-08"
9090	narrow spinning derringer of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2016-08"
9091	friendly Mr. Screege's spectacles	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Single Equip, Drops Meat, Last Available: "2016-08"
9092	Spookyraven signet of the blizzard of the sewer of temperance	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-08"
9093	ribald forbidden tie-dyed fannypack	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-08"
9094	supercharged Samson's burnt snowpants	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2016-08"
9095	tumbling experienced standards and practices guide	0		Experience: +2, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Censorious Lecture", Last Available: "2016-08"
9096	huge inspector's Carpathian longsword of horror of the sweet-tooth	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +15, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2016-08"
9097	skewed skewed Jack Frost's lion tamer's Liam's mail of the boozehound	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2016-08"
9098	scorching careful hardy Unfortunato's foolscap	0		Maximum HP: +50, Monster Level: -10, Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-08"
9099	narrow ghostly Thwaitgold cockroach statuette	0		
9100	rad	0		
9101	blue purification tablet	0		
9102	ribald Wrist-Boy	0		Sleaze Damage: +10
9103	Dear Past Self Package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-09"
9104	ghostly blurry Time-Spinner	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9105	shaking compounded experience	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9106	Rad-B-Gone (1 lb.)	0		
9107	enhanced spinning Rad-Pro (1 oz.)	0		Effect: "Square to be Hip", Effect Duration: 58
9108	lead umbrella	0		
9109	warmed pickled magnetized bouncing blurry cyan Shrieking Weasel holo-record	0		Effect: "Fastbreaker", Effect Duration: 43
9110	triple-energized pickled skewed Power-Guy 2000 holo-record	0		Effect: "Ruby-ous", Effect Duration: 57
9111	anodized quadruple-diffused green Lucky Strikes holo-record	0		Effect: "Work For Hours a Week", Effect Duration: 55
9112	polymerized ionized cyan EMD holo-record	0		Effect: "Mushroom Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 35
9113	ionized enhanced anodized pulsating Superdrifter holo-record	0		Effect: "Tiki Thoughtfulness", Effect Duration: 67
9114	irradiated nitrogenated maroon The Pigs holo-record	0		Effect: "Pasta Oneness", Effect Duration: 18
9115	dry activated super-anodized purple Drunk Uncles holo-record	0		Effect: "Altered Wavelengths", Effect Duration: 62
9116	time residue	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9117	executive repaid diaper	0		Meat Drop: +40
9118	spinning Riker's Search History	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9119	lousy Shot of Kardashian Gin	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-09"
9120	maroon lard-coated Unstable Pointy Ears	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-09"
9121	Memory Disk, Alpha	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9122	Tea, Earl Grey, Hot	1	awesome	Last Available: "2016-09"
9123	narrow upside-down School of Hard Knocks Diploma	0		
9124	ghostly baby bark scorpion	0		
9125	blue droppable microphone	0		
9126	drinkable unidentified drink	4	good	
9127	friendly cool KoL Con 13 T-shirt	0		Moxie: +5, Familiar Weight: +3
9128	stanky arcane researcher's discarded swimming trunks of the boozehound	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Booze Drop: +100
9129	activated flattened tumbling blinking diluted makeup	0		Effect: "Petit Force", Effect Duration: 38
9130	nitrogenated charisma potion	0		Effect: "Very Clean Guns", Effect Duration: 51
9131	extremely confusing manual	0		
9132	cyan nippy wicked pistol	0		Spell Damage: +5, Cold Damage: +10
9133	KoL Con 13 snowglobe	0		Drops Items, Last Available: "2016-10"
9134	miniature flavorless narrow leftover pasty	2	decent	
9135	hand-crafted very whiskey	3	EPIC	
9136	li'l orphan tot	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-10"
9137	li'l knight costume	0		All Attributes: +15, Last Available: "2016-10"
9138	ghostly li'l unicorn costume	0		Adventures: +5, PvP Fights: +5, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9139	red li'l candy corn costume	0		All Resistance: +5, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9140	li'l ninja costume	0		Item Drop: +150, Lasts Until Rollover, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9141	purple li'l pirate costume	0		Meat Drop: +300, Lasts Until Rollover, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9142	li'l clown costume	0		Experience: +15, Lasts Until Rollover, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9143	li'l robot costume	0		Experience: +10, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9144	li'l eyeball costume	0		Combat Rate: -10, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9145	lime green li'l liberty costume	0		Item Drop: +100, Meat Drop: +200, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9146	ionized moist pulsating hoarded candy wad	0		Effect: "Slightly Mutated", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2016-10"
9147	moist polymerized Prunets	0		Effect: "Neuromancy", Effect Duration: 62
9148	Twitching Television Tattoo	0		
9149	baby scorpion	0		Familiar Weight: +10
9150	energized ghostly invisible string	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Effect: "Painted-On Bikini", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2016-10"
9151	dry jittery shaking teal invisible seam ripper	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Effect: "Boon of the War Snapper", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2016-10"
9152	teal li'l ghost costume	0		Initiative: +100, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9153	stale ghostly raw sweet potato	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9154	decent huge raw beans	3	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9155	flavorless snack-sized raw stuffing	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9156	jumbo rotten raw cranberry sauce	5	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9157	adequate raw turkey	4	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9158	rotten blinking raw mincemeat	3	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9159	moldy raw potato	4	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9160	half-sized toothsome raw gravy	2	awesome	Last Available: "2016-11"
9161	bland raw bread	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9162	ribald careful mini-marshmallow dispenser	0		Monster Level: -10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-11"
9163	dog trainer's glass casserole dish of the scaredy-cat of the brazier	0		Monster Level: -15, Experience (familiar): +1, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-11"
9164	stuffing fluffer	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9165	huge lightning-fast mansplainer's can opener	0		Monster Level: +15, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2016-11"
9166	compressed turkey blaster	1		Last Available: "2016-11"
9167	horrifying razor-sharp glass pie plate	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-11"
9168	electrified potato masher of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2016-11"
9169	squat gravy boat	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9170	bread mold	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9171	spoiled sweet potatoes	3	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9172	bland bean casserole	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9173	delicious baked stuffing	4	awesome	Last Available: "2016-11"
9174	miniature moldy cranberry cylinder	2	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9175	spoiled small shaking thanksgiving turkey	2	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9176	small stale green mince pie	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9177	spoiled small pulsating mashed potatoes	2	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9178	normal warm gravy	3	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9179	enchanted flavorless tumbling bread roll	3	decent	Effect: "Hip to Be Square Dancin'", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2016-11"
9180	delicious leftovers	4	awesome	Last Available: "2016-11"
9181	decent snack-sized leftovers sandwich	2	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9182	Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror	0		Skill: "Eldritch Intellect"
9183	cornucopia	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9184	bouncing megacopia	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9185	tumbling pilgrim hat	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9186	pulsating packet of thanksgarden seeds	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9187	jittery cashew	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9188	bomb of unknown origin	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9189	Granny Tood's Thanksgarden Catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-11"
9190	eldritch effluvium	0		
9191	altered eldritch concentrate	0		Effect: "Tingly Biceps", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2016-11"
9192	aged weak upside-down eldritch extract	2	awesome	Last Available: "2016-11"
9193	nippy wizardly Official Council Aide Pin	0		Mysticality: +25, Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-11"
9194	extra-dry fancy artisanal ghostly lime green eldritch distillate	5	EPIC	Effect: "Nasty, Nasty Breath", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2016-11"
9195	dehydrated squat eldritch essence	1		Last Available: "2016-11"
9196	jittery nippy Science Notebook	0		Cold Damage: +10
9197	greedy ribald groovy eldritch hat	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2016-11"
9198	jittery extremely unsafe eldritch pants of Leguizamo of the glutton	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Monster Level: +20, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2016-11"
9199	tolerable watered-down eldritch elixir	2	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9200	shaking clever Quartet of Flare Masters Jacket of terror	0		Maximum MP: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-11", Rollover Effect Duration: 1
9201	upside-down lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter	0		
9202	Adventurer's Kit	0		
9203	Build-a-City Gingerbread kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
9204	counterfeit city	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9205	tumbling jittery sprinkles	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9206	mirror The Gingerbread Vigilante's Handbook	0		Skill: "Licorice Rope", Last Available: "2016-12"
9207	beefcake's ball and chain	0		Muscle: +25, Sprinkle Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9208	candy dog collar	0		Sprinkle Drop: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9209	wobbly brainy gingerbread tophat	0		Mysticality: +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9210	ruddy gingerbread waistcoat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2016-12"
9211	gingerbread trousers of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Last Available: "2016-12"
9212	Jeselnik's hardy candy dress shoes of the sweet-tooth	0		Maximum HP: +50, Sleaze Damage: +25, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9213	forbidden sage brawny candy necktie	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Mysticality Percent: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9214	tumbling vibrating Rosewater's beefcake's chocolate pocketwatch	0		Muscle: +25, Mysticality Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9215	broken chocolate pocketwatch	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9216	mirror interesting clod of dirt	0		
9217	gingerbread restraining order	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9218	sprinkle-begging cup	0		Sprinkle Drop: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
9219	decent miniature animal part cracker	2	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9220	perfectly mixed blinking gingerbread wine	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-12"
9221	delicious gingerbread mug	4	awesome	Last Available: "2016-12"
9222	upside-down upside-down cool gingerbread mask	0		Moxie: +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9223	supercool gingerservo of the empath of bravery	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +5, Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9224	chilled irradiated tainted icing	0		Effect: "Flimsy Shield of the Pastalord", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2016-12"
9225	supercharged gingerbeard	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9226	skewed gingerbread smartphone	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9227	auspicious dog trainer's gingerbread hoodie	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Item Drop: +10, Sprinkle Drop: +15, Last Available: "2016-12"
9228	mansplainer's rosy-cheeked gingerbread pistol	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2016-12"
9229	upside-down marzipan briefcase of dire peril of incineration	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9230	creme brulee torch of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9231	reassuring candy crowbar	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9232	squat manspreader's candy screwdriver of doom	0		Monster Level: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
9233	gingerbread dog treat	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9234	bouncing pumpkin spice candle of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9235	quadruple-modified alkaline squat gingerbread spice latte	0		Effect: "Triangle, Man", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2016-12"
9236	Lo Pan's gingerbread gavel of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2016-12"
9237	tumbling gingerbread cigarette	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9238	blurry pulsating gingerbread moneybag	0		Sprinkle Drop: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9239	bad jittery ginger beer	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
9240	spare chocolate parts	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9241	nitrogenated triple-polymerized huge industrial frosting	0		Effect: "Savage Beast Inside", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2016-12"
9242	frozen double-ionized ghostly jittery fake cocktail	0		Effect: "Disdain of the War Snapper", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2016-12"
9243	mediocre blue high-end ginger wine	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
9244	plastic bad vibe of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2016-12"
9245	blue Sinatra's plastic angry vikings	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9246	tumbling plastic Knows About Chakras of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9247	curative plastic Your Brain	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9248	stanky plastic Krampus	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9249	quantum Inner Wisdom	0		Effect: "Je Ne Sais Porquoise", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2016-12"
9250	electrified quantum Inner Strength	0		Effect: "Phairly Balanced", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2016-12"
9251	colloidal narrow tumbling Inner Truth	0		Effect: "Castaway Physique", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2016-12"
9252	tasty fuchsia spiritual candy cane	4	awesome	Last Available: "2016-12"
9253	perfectly mixed weak enchanted spiritual eggnog	2	EPIC	Effect: "Baconstoned", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9254	bland spiritual fruitcake	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
9255	big bland spiritual gingerbread	5	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
9256	chocolate puppy	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9257	skewed chocolate leash	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9258	tumbling purple My Life of Crime, a Memoir	0		Skill: "Gingerbread Mob Hit", Last Available: "2016-12"
9259	cyan bouncing Pop Art: a Guide	0		Skill: "Fifteen Minutes of Flame", Last Available: "2016-12"
9260	No Hats as Art	0		Skill: "Ceci N'Est Pas Un Chapeau", Last Available: "2016-12"
9261	wobbly wobbly Rethinking Candy	0		Skill: "Sweet Synthesis", Last Available: "2016-12"
9262	squat fruit-leather negatives	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9263	gingerbread blackmail photos	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9264	briefcase full of sprinkles	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9265	spinning teethpick	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9266	cold-filtered blue rock candy	0		Effect: "Abyssal Sweat", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2016-12"
9267	moldy green-iced sweet roll	3	crappy	Last Available: "2016-12"
9268	sugar raygun	0		Sprinkle Drop: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
9269	chocolate sculpture	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9270	no hat	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9271	yellow chakra sludge	0		
9272	yellow blinking negative lump	0		
9273	Sherlock's groovy Third Eye	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9274	coward's Newton's Krampus Horn	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Monster Level: -20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9275	decent hambrosier	3	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9276	aged chakra-mental wine	4	awesome	Last Available: "2016-12"
9277	quadruple-pressed squat chakra malt	0		Effect: "No Vertigo", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2016-12"
9278	enchanted normal Black Angus blackburger	3	good	Effect: "Vitali Tea", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2016-12"
9279	smooth pulsating bouncing blue brandy	3	awesome	Last Available: "2016-12"
9280	ionized potion of spiritual gunkifying	0		Effect: "Wet and Greedy", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2016-12"
9281	beefcake's bad vibroknife of the blizzard	0		Muscle: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9282	supercool slick crystal belt buckle	0		Moxie: +10, Moxie Percent: +20, Last Available: "2016-12"
9283	Tesla quilted saffron antaravasaka	0		Damage Absorption: +40, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9284	greedy saffron uttarasanga of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2016-12"
9285	huge Lump-Stacking for Beginners	0		Skill: "Stack Lumps", Last Available: "2016-12"
9286	eternal knot tattoo	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9287	wobbly pet bad vibe	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9288	gallstone	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9289	blurry blue up-at-dawn asbestos-lined Sinatra's Uncle Crimbo's hat	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Hot Resistance: +5, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2016-12", Rollover Effect Duration: 100
9290	rotten Eldritch snap	3	crappy	Last Available: "2017-01"
9291	dehydrated bouncing twirling hot jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9292	compressed maroon jelly	1		Effect: "The Dark Lord Rides in Force Tonight", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2017-01"
9293	powdered blurry jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9294	mixed squat sleaze jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9295	diluted stench jelly	1		Effect: "Hot Blooded", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2017-01"
9296	tumbling space planula	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-01"
9297	stale toast with hot jelly	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-01"
9298	enchanted flavorless toast with jelly	4	decent	Effect: "Net Tea", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2017-01"
9299	rotten toast with jelly	3	crappy	Last Available: "2017-01"
9300	toothsome diet blurry toast with sleaze jelly	1	awesome	Last Available: "2017-01"
9301	half-sized rotten bouncing toast with stench jelly	2	crappy	Last Available: "2017-01"
9302	squat space jellybicycle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9303	hopeful candle	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-01"
9304	pulsating pewter candlestick	0		Familiar Weight: +10
9305	wobbly rosewater-soaked banded wax hand	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2017-01"
9306	resourceful candle of the businessman	0		Maximum MP: +50, Meat Drop: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-01"
9307	bland miniature wax pancake	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-01"
9308	mirror sinister wax face of the bloodbag	0		Spell Damage: +10, Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2017-01"
9309	hand-crafted wax booze	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-01"
9310	blue blurry glob of melted wax	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
9311	twisted sea jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9312	jumbo special stale jittery sea truffle	5	decent	Effect: "Chunky", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2017-01"
9313	spinning narrow tarnished luggage key	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
9314	crushed steamer trunk	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
9315	brawny recovered cufflinks	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-01"
9316	bouncing heart-shaped crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-02"
9317	frozen LOV Elixir #3	0		Effect: "Moose Wisdom", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2017-02"
9318	frozen dry irradiated fuchsia LOV Elixir #6	0		Effect: "Cringle's Curative Carol", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2017-02"
9319	pickled double-dry LOV Elixir #9	0		Effect: "Thunderheart", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2017-02"
9320	zippy banded educational LOV Eardigan	0		Experience: +1, Damage Absorption: +100, Initiative: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-02"
9321	fortified LOV Epaulettes of Gandalf of the businessman	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-02"
9322	huge lightning-fast greedy quilted LOV Earrings	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Meat Drop: +20, Initiative: +40, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-02"
9323	teal tumbling LOV Enamorang	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9324	LOV Emotionizer	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9325	mirror LOV Extraterrestrial Chocolate	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9326	pickled gray squat LOV Echinacea Bouquet	1		Last Available: "2017-02"
9327	bouncing huge asbestos-lined LOV Elephant	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2017-02"
9328	spinning clever eldritch scanner	0		Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2017-02"
9329	wet tarnished eldritch alignment spray	0		Effect: "Mystically Oiled", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2017-02"
9330	LOV Entrance Pass	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9331	quilted Herculean eldritch hammer of incineration	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Damage Absorption: +40, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2017-01"
9332	rotten eldritch mushroom	4	crappy	Last Available: "2017-03"
9333	pulsating ghostly eldritch ichor	0		
9334	half-sized decent narrow eldritch mushroom pizza	2	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9335	eldritch tincture	0		Skill: "Evoke Eldritch Horror", Last Available: "2017-02"
9336	huge eldritch tincture (depleted)	0		Skill: "Evoke Eldritch Horror", Last Available: "2017-02"
9337	pickled improved gray eldritch rub	0		Effect: "Elemental Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2017-02"
9338	HP-35 Calculator	0		
9339	Silver HP-35 Calculator	0		
9340	narrow pulsating Golden HP-35 Calculator	0		
9341	Platinum HP-35 Calculator	0		
9342	Diamond HP-35 Calculator	0		
9343	bottlecap	0		
9344	pulsating lime green discarded button	0		
9345	Gummi-Memory	0		
9346	olive Thwaitgold amoeba statuette	0		
9347	mirror pickled grasshopper	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9348	lime green bottle of an&iacute;s	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9349	bottle of novelty hot sauce	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9350	elemental sugarcube	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9351	peppermint sprig	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9352	bottle of clam juice	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9353	cocktail mushroom	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9354	shot of granola liqueur	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9355	can of cherry-flavored sterno	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9356	lump of ichor	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9357	blurry bottle of gregnadigne	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9358	bottle of Cr&egrave;me de Fugu	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9359	cyan bouncing baby oil shooter	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9360	fish head	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9361	twirling limepatch	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9362	fuchsia pile of dirt	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9363	slime shooter	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9364	huge imaginary lemon	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9365	smooth high-proof literal grasshopper	7	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9366	drinkable distilled maroon double entendre	5	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9367	watered-down drinkable Phlegethon	2	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9368	watered-down artisanal Siberian sunrise	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9369	special hand-crafted mentholated wine	3	EPIC	Effect: "Transcendental Wind", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2017-03"
9370	artisanal extra-dry bouncing low tide martini	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9371	bad enchanted fortified teal shroomtini	5	decent	Effect: "Eldritch Concentration", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2017-03"
9372	acceptable morning dew	4	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9373	special artisanal twirling whiskey squeeze	3	EPIC	Effect: "Dreams and Lights", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2017-03"
9374	practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed great fashioned	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9375	lousy Gnomish sagngria	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9376	hand-crafted ghostly vodka stinger	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9377	boozy drinkable special jittery extremely slippery nipple	5	good	Effect: "Go Get 'Em, Tiger!", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2017-03"
9378	drinkable watered-down piscatini	2	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9379	drinkable jittery Churchill	4	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9380	tolerable fortified soilzerac	5	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9381	tolerable London frog	4	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9382	smooth nothingtini	3	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9383	fancy artisanal eighth plague	4	EPIC	Effect: "Human-Insect Hybrid", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2017-03"
9384	artisanal irresponsibly strong single entendre	9	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9385	watered-down aged reverse Tantalus	2	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9386	enchanted artisanal jittery elemental caipiroska	3	EPIC	Effect: "Little Mouse Skull Buddy", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2017-03"
9387	hand-crafted Feliz Navidad	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9388	smooth Bloody Nora	4	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9389	practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed moreltini	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9390	perfectly mixed hell in a bucket	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9391	practically non-alcoholic drinkable Newark	1	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9392	irresponsibly strong smooth skewed R'lyeh	8	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9393	artisanal Gnollish sangria	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9394	lousy bouncing vodka barracuda	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9395	aged distilled teal Mysterious Island iced tea	5	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9396	lousy skewed drive-by shooting	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9397	irresponsibly strong drinkable gunner's daughter	10	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9398	bad spirit-forward dirt julep	5	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9399	artisanal weak Simepore slime	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9400	special drinkable Phil Collins	4	good	Effect: "Leo Rising", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2017-03"
9401	unpowered Robortender	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-03"
9402	blinking toggle switch (Bartend)	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9403	wobbly bouncing toggle switch (Bounce)	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Robortender"
9404	spinning Spacegate access badge	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-04"
9405	filter helmet	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9406	exo-servo leg braces	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9407	shaking rad cloak	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9408	gate transceiver	0		Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9409	high-friction boots	0		Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9410	Spacegate Research	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9411	alien rock sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9412	alien gemstone	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9413	geological sample kit	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9414	botanical sample kit	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9415	special small moldy blurry edible alien plant bit	2	crappy	Effect: "Goldentongue", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2017-04"
9416	fuchsia alien plant fibers	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9417	tumbling upside-down alien plant sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9418	blurry complex alien plant sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9419	fascinating alien plant sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9420	mixed huge squat alien plant goo	1		Effect: "Icy Composition", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2017-04"
9421	alien plant pod	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9422	zoological sample kit	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9423	stale miniature spinning alien meat	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-04"
9424	bouncing bouncing alien toenails	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9425	teal alien zoological sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9426	narrow complex alien zoological sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9427	fascinating alien zoological sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9428	mixed alien animal goo	1		Effect: "Voracious Gorging", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2017-04"
9429	lime green mirror alien animal milk	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9430	twirling spant egg casing	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9431	murderbot data core	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9432	quadruple-warmed bouncing alien medicine	0		Effect: "Spookyravin'", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2017-04"
9433	thick decent ghostly alien salad	5	good	Last Available: "2017-04"
9434	acceptable triple-distilled alien booze	7	good	Last Available: "2017-04"
9435	spinning perfumed veiny sinister alien mask	0		Spell Damage: +10, Maximum HP: +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2017-04"
9436	Jeselnik's shellacked stiffened alien spear	0		Damage Reduction: 8, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2017-04"
9437	bouncing up-at-dawn resourceful padded alien blowgun	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum MP: +50, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2017-04"
9438	foul-smelling resourceful baleful alien loincloth	0		Spell Damage: +25, Maximum MP: +50, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2017-04"
9439	fireproof wizardly alien totem of the empath	0		Mysticality: +25, Familiar Weight: +5, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2017-04"
9440	skewed green toasty Herculean stylish alien necklace	0		Moxie: +25, Experience (Muscle): +1, Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2017-04"
9441	ghostly tumbling spant chitin	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9442	spant tendon	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9443	twirling shellacked spants of bravery	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2017-04"
9444	rosy-cheeked spant shield of the glutton	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2017-04"
9445	mirror frosty smartaleck's spant shoulderpads	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04"
9446	yellow Annie Oakley's Samson's spant backplate	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2017-04"
9447	Jack Frost's Herculean spant spear	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2017-04"
9448	murderbot power cell	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9449	murderbot component casing	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9450	murderbot monofilament	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9451	liquefied energized bouncing murderbot shield unit	0		Effect: "Become Intensely interested", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2017-04"
9452	mirror murderbot live wire	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9453	lard-coated Oprah's thinker's murderbot mask	0		Mysticality: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Avatar: "Murderbot", Last Available: "2017-04"
9454	improved murderbot spring injector	0		Effect: "Belch the Rainbow&trade;", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2017-04"
9455	squat frightening murderbot whip of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2017-04"
9456	up-at-dawn Rosewater's murderbot plasma rifle	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Adventures: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "EXTERMINATE SPANT", Last Available: "2017-04"
9457	murderbot memory chip	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9458	ghostly squat space pirate treasure map	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9459	Space Pirate Astrogation Handbook	0		Skill: "Quantum Movement", Last Available: "2017-04"
9460	Non-Euclidean Finance	0		Skill: "5-D Earning Potential", Last Available: "2017-04"
9461	Peek-a-Boo!	0		Skill: "Object Quasi-Permanence", Last Available: "2017-04"
9462	Procrastinator locker key	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9463	Space Baby children's book	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9464	blinking Space Baby bawbaw	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9465	spinning green Spacegate	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9466	immense stale blinking Aldebaran sardines	9	decent	Last Available: "2017-04"
9467	smooth strong Centauri fish wine	5	awesome	Last Available: "2017-04"
9468	boiled olive oxygen	1		Effect: "Carol of the Bones", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2017-04"
9469	up-at-dawn energetic Spacegate scientist's insignia	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Adventures: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04", Rollover Effect Duration: 30
9470	boxer's Spacegate military insignia of the glutton	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04", Rollover Effect Duration: 30
9471	clever healthy Spacegate diplomat's insignia of extreme caution	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +20, Monster Level: -25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04"
9472	Spacegate emergency disintegrator	0		Skill: "Disintegrate", Last Available: "2017-04"
9473	Spacegate Initiative tattoo unit	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9474	jumbo flavorless alien sandwich	5	decent	Last Available: "2017-04"
9475	red glitched malware	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
9476	dry Spant eggs	0		Effect: "Bananas!", Effect Duration: 51
9477	Spacegate (open)	0		Lasts Until Rollover
9478	upside-down New-You Club Membership Form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-05"
9479	colloidal electrified bouncing olive Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting	0		Effect: "Tingly Elbows", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2017-05"
9480	tarnished enhanced Daily Affirmation: Think Win-Lose	0		Effect: "Holiday Bliss", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2017-05"
9481	flattened cyan twirling Daily Affirmation: Be Superficially interested	0		Effect: "Salty Dogs", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2017-05"
9482	wet lime green Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually	0		Effect: "Dweeby", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2017-05"
9483	chilled nitrogenated Daily Affirmation: Be a Mind Master	0		Effect: "You Drank Fish Wine", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2017-05"
9484	warmed Daily Affirmation: Work For Hours a Week	0		Effect: "Castaway Physique", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2017-05"
9485	tarnished extra-magnetized cyan Daily Affirmation: Keep Free Hate in your Heart	0		Effect: "Heart of Orange", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2017-05"
9486	flavorless Affirmation Cookie	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-05"
9487	twirling License To Kill	0		
9488	Thwaitgold bug statuette	0		
9489	twirling Victor's Spoils	0		
9490	unsweetened double-galvanized gray Threatening Missive	0		Effect: "Winning Smile", Effect Duration: 44
9491	Targeted Plague Vector	0		
9492	blinking suspicious package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-06"
9493	purple shaking auspicious clever steel-toed Kremlin's Greatest Briefcase	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum MP: +20, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "KGB tranquilizer dart", Last Available: "2017-06"
9494	bad mirror basic martini	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-06"
9495	acceptable watered-down improved martini	2	good	Last Available: "2017-06"
9496	bad extra-dry cyan splendid martini	5	decent	Last Available: "2017-06"
9497	exploding cigar	0		Last Available: "2017-06"
9498	can of Minions-Be-Gone	0		Last Available: "2017-06"
9499	spinning tattoo gun	0		Last Available: "2017-06"
9500	gun	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-06"
9501	twirling lime green gum	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-06"
9502	avaricious thinker's beefcake's plastic gundam	0		Muscle: +25, Mysticality: +10, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2017-06"
9503	fuchsia License to Chill	0		Last Available: "2017-07"
9504	jittery Celsius 233	0		Skill: "Eternal Flame", Last Available: "2017-06"
9505	gray Celsius 233 (singed)	0		Skill: "Eternal Flame", Last Available: "2017-06"
9506	upside-down Lazenby's Life Lesson	0		Free Pull
9507	LI-11 Motor Pool voucher	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-07"
9508	gray skewed Asdon Martin keyfob (on ring)	0		Last Available: "2017-07"
9509	ghostly L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate	0		
9510	ghostly Dust bunny	0		
9511	tumbling Pocket Meteor Guide	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9512	Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed)	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9513	Meteorite-Ade	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9514	decent small blinking meteoreo	2	good	Last Available: "2017-08"
9515	acceptable meadeorite	3	good	Last Available: "2017-08"
9516	shaking meteoroid	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9517	horrifying beefy meteortarboard of the businessman	0		Muscle: +10, Spooky Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2017-08"
9518	coward's dangerous meteorite guard of the overflowing toilet	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Monster Level: -20, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2017-08"
9519	coward's hardened meteorb	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Monster Level: -20, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Hot", Last Available: "2017-08"
9520	Usain Bolt's stylish asteroid belt	0		Moxie: +25, Initiative: +80, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-08"
9521	up-at-dawn MacGyver's banded meteorthopedic shoes	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum MP: +100, Adventures: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-08"
9522	clever wholesome arcane researcher's shooting morning star	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-08"
9523	narrow meteoroid	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9524	meteor shower cap	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9525	Thwaitgold time fly statuette	0		
9526	perfectly fair coin	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9527	bouncing Horsery contract	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-08"
9528	cyan jittery corked genie bottle	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-09"
9529	genie bottle	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9530	blessed rustproof +2 gray dragon scale mail of the overflowing toilet of doom of mayonnaise	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2023-09"
9531	pony: Dusk Shiny	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9532	wobbly pony: Shutterfly	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9533	pony: Pearjack	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9534	mirror pony: Uniquity	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9535	pony: Rosey Cake	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9536	gray pony: Spectrum Dash	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9537	lime green pocket wish	0		Last Available: "2023-09"
9538	dropped scrap of paper	0		
9539	hunk of granite	0		
9540	shovelful of dirt	0		
9541	xo-skeleton-in-a-box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-10"
9542	exo-xo-skeleton-skeleton	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9543	bouncing X	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9544	O	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9545	mediocre DUFRESNE Suds	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-09"
9546	twirling extremely unsafe wizardly mafia pinky ring	0		Mysticality: +25, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
9547	tolerable high-proof spinning flask of port	9	good	
9548	Van der Graaf Rosewater's contract enforcement stick	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
9549	moldy Hide-rox&trade; cookie	4	crappy	Last Available: "2017-10"
9550	lousy jug of booze	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-10"
9551	enhanced pair of candy glasses	0		Effect: "Resilient Spirit", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2017-10"
9552	irradiated irradiated quantum temporary X tattoos	0		Effect: "Carol of the Bones", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2017-10"
9553	denatured glyph of athleticism	1		Last Available: "2017-10"
9554	pair of scissors	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9555	denatured pickled upside-down new habit	0		Effect: "Here's Mud in Your Eye", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2017-10"
9556	bridge truss	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9557	blurry smartaleck's pearl necklace of the cougar of dire peril	0		Moxie: +20, Moxie Percent: +30, Weapon Damage: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-10"
9558	amorphous blob	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9559	X	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9560	O	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9561	amorphous blob	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9562	nasty wicked Da Vinci's protection stick of vim and vigor	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spell Damage: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Stench Damage: +5
9563	extra-irradiated wet mirror roll of meat	0		Effect: "Bustle Hustlin'", Effect Duration: 25
9564	avaricious Socratic mafia thumb ring	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip
9565	flattened cocoa chondrule	0		Effect: "Ack!  Barred!", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2020-09"
9566	upside-down chaotic mafia middle finger ring of bravery	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Show them your ring"
9567	Temple Grandin's rosy-cheeked steel drivin' hammer of the glutton of the early riser	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Familiar Weight: +7, Food Drop: +100, Adventures: +7
9568	piece of steel	0		
9569	flame-retardant healthy mafia pointer finger ring	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Drops Meat
9570	Usain Bolt's worksite credentials	0		Initiative: +80, Single Equip
9571	medical-grade sinister thinker's negotiatin' hammer of the glutton	0		Mysticality: +10, Spell Damage: +10, Food Drop: +100, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
9572	pantogram	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-11"
9573	pantogram	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9574	pantogram pants	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-11"
9575	skewed baleful mafia wedding ring	0		Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +5, Single Equip
9576	red mirror medical-grade mafia organizer badge	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
9577	shaking mafia filofax	0		
9578	fancy transparent nog	1	crappy	Effect: "Saucefingers", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2017-12"
9579	snack-sized decent unfinished fruitcake	2	good	Last Available: "2017-12"
9580	concentrated anodized and cracker	0		Effect: "Unusual Perspective", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2017-12"
9581	lousy neg grog	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9582	stale half double fruitcake	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9583	miniature bland hushed puppy	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9584	jumbo adequate muffled muffuletta	5	good	Last Available: "2017-12"
9585	bland small shushed potatoes	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9586	fortified plastic mime functionary	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Last Available: "2017-12"
9587	foul-smelling plastic mime scientist	0		Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2017-12"
9588	twirling plastic mime soldier of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2017-12"
9589	huge sharpshooter's plastic mime executive	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2017-12"
9590	forbidden plastic The Silent Nightmare	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2017-12"
9591	locked mumming trunk	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-12"
9592	pulsating mumming trunk	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9593	temperance whiskey	1	good	Last Available: "2017-11"
9594	dry wishbone	0		Effect: "Your Eyes are Peeled!", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2017-11"
9595	tolerable huge Racisto Ruidoso	4	good	Last Available: "2017-11"
9596	earthenware muffin tin	0		
9597	toothsome gigantic bran muffin	10	awesome	
9598	spoiled huge blueberry muffin	4	crappy	
9599	wobbly silent A	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9600	huge silent B	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9601	silent C	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9602	tumbling silent D	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9603	silent E	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9604	shaking silent F	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9605	pulsating silent G	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9606	silent H	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9607	silent I	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9608	silent J	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9609	silent K	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9610	twirling silent L	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9611	spinning silent M	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9612	silent N	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9613	silent O	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9614	wobbly silent P	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9615	silent Q	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9616	wobbly silent R	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9617	skewed silent S	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9618	silent T	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9619	silent U	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9620	silent V	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9621	silent W	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9622	silent X	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9623	silent Y	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9624	skewed silent Z	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9625	skewed crystalline cheer	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9626	anti-earplugs	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9627	cyan warehouse key	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9628	red mime pocket probe	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9629	aged stale cheer wine	3	awesome	Last Available: "2017-12"
9630	moldy blurry lime green stale Cheer-E-Os	3	crappy	Last Available: "2017-12"
9631	squat cheer-o-gram	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9632	blue nasty medical-grade cheerful antler hat	0		Stench Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2017-12"
9633	flame-retardant cheerful Crimbo sweater of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2017-12"
9634	blurry blinking vibrating beefy cheerful pajama pants	0		Muscle: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2017-12"
9635	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1	0		Skill: "Silent Hunter", Last Available: "2017-12"
9636	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Hunter", Last Available: "2017-12"
9637	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2	0		Skill: "Quiet Determination", Last Available: "2017-12"
9638	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used)	0		Skill: "Quiet Determination", Last Available: "2017-12"
9639	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3	0		Skill: "Quiet Judgement", Last Available: "2017-12"
9640	purple The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used)	0		Skill: "Quiet Judgement", Last Available: "2017-12"
9641	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4	0		Skill: "Silent Treatment", Last Available: "2017-12"
9642	skewed The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Treatment", Last Available: "2017-12"
9643	fuchsia The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5	0		Skill: "Silent Knife", Last Available: "2017-12"
9644	shaking The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Knife", Last Available: "2017-12"
9645	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6	0		Skill: "Quiet Desperation", Last Available: "2017-12"
9646	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used)	0		Skill: "Quiet Desperation", Last Available: "2017-12"
9647	narrow mime eraser	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9648	acceptable executive mime flask	3	good	Last Available: "2017-12"
9649	enchanted normal nega-mushroom	3	good	Effect: "Libra Rising", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2017-12"
9650	strong lousy nega-mushroom wine	5	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9651	flattened gray Cheer-Up soda	0		Effect: "Mer-kinny Flavor", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2017-12"
9652	spoiled mime army rations	4	crappy	Last Available: "2017-12"
9653	drinkable weak tumbling mime army wine	2	good	Last Available: "2017-12"
9654	dried cyan jittery mime army superserum	1		Effect: "Super Accuracy", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2017-12"
9655	modified maroon mime army camouflage kit	0		Effect: "Old School Pompadour", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2017-12"
9656	up-at-dawn knitted miming beret	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2017-12"
9657	executive crafty miming shirt	0		Maximum MP: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2017-12"
9658	gravedigger's forbidden miming corduroys	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2017-12"
9659	veiny miming boots of chilblains	0		Maximum HP: +10, Cold Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9660	blinking energetic beefy miming gloves	0		Muscle: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9661	God Lobster Egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-05"
9662	skewed donated booze	0		
9663	donated food	0		
9664	donated candy	0		
9665	quadruple-energized digital honeypot	0		Effect: "Rampage!", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2025-12"
9666	mime-proof sunglasses	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9667	mime army insignia (infantry) of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12", Stat Tuning: "Muscle (all)"
9668	wobbly mime army insignia (intelligence)	0		Item Drop: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12", Stat Tuning: "Mysticality (all)"
9669	perfumed mime army insignia (espionage)	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12", Stat Tuning: "Moxie (all)"
9670	mime army insignia (pyrotechnics)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9671	mime army insignia (cryonics)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9672	yellow mime army insignia (psychological warfare)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9673	mime army insignia (sanitation)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9674	mime army insignia (morale)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9675	wobbly veiny mime army infiltration glove of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Maximum HP: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9676	mime army shotglass	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9677	mime army challenge coin	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9678	cheer extractor	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9679	bouncing wobbly kerosene-soaked skip	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-12"
9680	yellow fireproof skip lid	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9681	massive adequate extra-toasted half sandwich	8	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
9682	watered-down mediocre mulled hobo wine	2	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
9683	burning newspaper	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
9684	shaking Da Vinci's burning paper hat of vim and vigor of Flo-Jo	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Initiative: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9685	tumbling careful sage wizardly burning cape	0		Mysticality: +25, Mysticality Percent: +10, Monster Level: -10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9686	Jeselnik's beefy burning paper slippers of the bloodbag	0		Muscle: +10, Maximum HP: +100, Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9687	olive lightning-fast zippy strapping burning paper jorts	0		Muscle: +5, Initiative: 60, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9688	huge scandalous Annie Oakley's savvy burning paper crane	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9689	January's Garbage Tote (unopened)	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-01"
9690	huge January's Garbage Tote	0		Last Available: "2018-01"
9691	bouncing deceased crimbo tree	0		Breakable, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9692	olive double-paned broken champagne bottle of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +5, Breakable, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9693	yellow lightning-fast vibrating tinsel tights	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9694	skewed executive dog trainer's ruddy wad of used tape	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Experience (familiar): +1, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9695	knitted occult dangerous silent nightlight of the cheetah	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Cold Resistance: +3, Initiative: +60, Rollover Effect Duration: 50
9696	polymerized nitrogenated activated pulsating sweetened reindeer fat	0		Effect: "Hardened Fabric", Effect Duration: 38
9697	activated green ghostly Good 'n' Quiet	0		Effect: "Big Meat Big Prizes", Effect Duration: 51
9698	wet hot button candy	0		Effect: "Chock Full o' Nanites", Effect Duration: 58
9699	Temple Grandin's MacGyver's experienced makeshift garbage shirt	0		Experience: +2, Maximum MP: +100, Familiar Weight: +7, Breakable, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9700	bouncing therapeutic wizardly novelty monorail ticket	0		Mysticality: +25, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Rollover Effect Duration: 100
9701	diluted ghostly fuchsia pills	1		
9702	altered blinking spinning furry pill	1		
9703	denatured fuchsia beefy pill	1		
9704	compressed huge excitement pill	1		
9705	mixed vitamin G pill	1		Effect: "Mushroom Samba", Effect Duration: 45
9706	compressed wobbly lucky-ish pill	1		
9707	powdered dieting pill	1		
9712	Clan Carnival Game	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-02"
9713	How To Get Bigger Without Really Trying	0		Skill: "Get Big", Last Available: "2018-02"
9714	lime green Illustrated Mating Rituals of the Gallapagos	0		Skill: "Gallapagosian Mating Call", Last Available: "2018-02"
9715	Convincing People You Can See The Future	0		Skill: "Inscrutable Gaze", Last Available: "2018-02"
9716	spinning bouncing Love Potions and the Wizards who Mix Them	0		Skill: "Love Mixology", Last Available: "2018-02"
9717	They'll Love You In Rhinestones	0		Skill: "Acquire Rhinestones", Last Available: "2018-02"
9718	ghostly Silly Little Love Song	0		Skill: "Paul's Passionate Pop Song", Last Available: "2018-02"
9719	clever hale genie's turbane	0		Maximum HP: +20, Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2018-02"
9720	Jeselnik's genie's scimitar of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-02"
9721	careful genie's pants of the detective	0		Monster Level: -10, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2018-02"
9722	tumbling twirling olive veiny genie's bracers of chilblains	0		Maximum HP: +10, Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-02"
9723	bouncing wholesome psychic's circlet of the cheetah	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2018-02"
9724	narrow blurry strapping psychic's crystal ball of mayonnaise	0		Muscle: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2018-02"
9725	beefy psychic's pslacks of horror	0		Muscle: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-02"
9726	manspreader's chaotic psychic's amulet	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2018-02"
9727	super-sized stale heart-shaped candy whetstone	5	decent	Last Available: "2018-02"
9728	normal Swedish massage fish	3	good	Last Available: "2018-02"
9729	lousy special Third Base	3	decent	Effect: "Fit To Be Tide", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2018-02"
9730	bad practically non-alcoholic Bustle Hustler	1	decent	Last Available: "2018-02"
9731	chilled bouncing Fabiotion	0		Effect: "Virgo Rising", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2018-02"
9732	super-pickled wobbly Bettie page	0		Effect: "Nasty, Nasty Breath", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2018-02"
9733	polarized tonic o' Banderas	0		Effect: "Disdain of the War Snapper", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2018-02"
9734	ionized heather graham cracker	0		Effect: "Slippery Tongue", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2018-02"
9735	Lolsipop	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9736	heart cozy	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9737	eaves droppers	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9738	personal graffiti kit	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9739	skewed Mysterious Red Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9740	Mysterious Green Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9741	Mysterious Blue Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9742	bouncing Mysterious Black Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9743	aerosolized dry rainbow jellybean	0		Effect: "Weird Vibrations", Effect Duration: 28
9744	chilled dry blue mystery lollipop	0		Effect: "Dreadful Sheen", Effect Duration: 14
9745	Love Potion #0	0		Effect: "Tainted Love Potion", Effect Duration: 20
9746	boiled mirror rhinestone	0		Effect: "Pasty", Effect Duration: 12
9747	blinking 1,960 pok&eacute;dollar bill	0		
9748	metandienone	0		
9749	fuchsia riboflavin	0		
9750	bronze	0		
9751	piracetam	0		
9752	squat red ultracalcium	0		
9753	ginseng	0		
9754	Team Avarice cap of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50
9755	deadly Team Sloth cap	0		Weapon Damage: +5
9756	Da Vinci's Team Wrath cap	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5
9757	narrow maroon extremely unsafe Mu cap	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100
9758	Thwaitgold metabug statuette	0		
9759	Pok&eacute;fam Guide to Capturing All of Them	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-03"
9760	packet of tall grass seeds	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9761	ghostly Pok&eacute;-Gro fertilizer	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9762	Globmule	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9763	wobbly Bluzzard	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9764	red Faux	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9765	Sledgehamster	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9766	Pimpsqueak	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9767	Pillowbug	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9768	squat Dressage	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9769	Sequestrian	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9770	Carpricorn	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9771	Turpin	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9772	Morphan	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9773	Cycloney	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9774	pulsating Peaclock	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9775	teal Turtive	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9776	yellow huge Lepardner	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9777	Aiolion	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9778	jittery Waifuton	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9779	Gorillape	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9780	Wendtigo	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9781	blinking Snoutlet	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9782	Ruffalo	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9783	blue skewed Vaporpoise	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9784	Ghosprey	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9785	Straypler	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9786	Flan	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9787	Mustardigrade	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9788	bouncing Ched	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9789	narrow Gazelleton	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9790	Mechamelion	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9791	skewed Bicycle	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9792	Vamprey	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9793	ghostly ghostly Wullabye	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9794	Nursine	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9795	narrow Cantelope	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9796	jittery purple Ungulant	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9797	Caramel	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9798	Oppossum	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9799	Amanitee	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9800	Smashmoth	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9801	wobbly shaking Vulgure	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9802	Squib	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9803	wobbly Trafikoan	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9804	Slotter	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9805	mirror Shudder	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9806	Glamare	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9807	maroon mirror Unspeakachu	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9808	green Stooper	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9809	Disgeist	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9810	Bowlet	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9811	Cornbeefadon	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9812	Mu	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9813	Glum berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9814	twirling bouncing Egnaro berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9815	Sitrep berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9816	Nadsat berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9817	Jamocha berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9818	Tapioc berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9819	Snarf berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9820	Keese berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9821	luck incense	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Item Drop: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9822	shell bell	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9823	muscle band	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9824	squat gray amulet coin	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9825	razor fang	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9826	wobbly smoke ball	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9827	blue rocket	0		
9828	vaporized magnificent oyster egg	1		Effect: "Afternoon Insight", Effect Duration: 50
9829	powdered brilliant oyster egg	1		
9830	dried green glistening oyster egg	1		
9831	pickled teal twirling scintillating oyster egg	1		Effect: "Brother Smothers's Blessing", Effect Duration: 35
9832	dehydrated spinning pearlescent oyster egg	1		
9833	dehydrated lustrous oyster egg	1		Effect: "Cock of the Walk", Effect Duration: 45
9834	dried gleaming oyster egg	1		
9835	FantasyRealm membership packet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-04"
9836	yellow FantasyRealm guest pass	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9837	inspector's Jack Frost's wizardly FantasyRealm G. E. M.	0		Mysticality: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +15, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9838	skewed Rubee&trade;	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9839	FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2018-04"
9840	brainy FantasyRealm Mage's Hat	0		Mysticality: +5, Last Available: "2018-04"
9841	olive FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2018-04"
9842	lump of bauxite	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
9843	shaking reassuring &quot;Remember the Trees&quot; Shirt of dire peril of Leguizamo	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Monster Level: +20, Spooky Resistance: +1
9844	FantasyRealm key	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9845	blinking plump mushroom	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9846	tainted marshmallow	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9847	jittery Chewsick Copperbottom's notes	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9848	LyleCo premium pickaxe	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9849	LyleCo premium rope	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9850	green My First Art of War	0		Skill: "Army of Toddlers", Last Available: "2018-12"
9851	pulsating dragon aluminum ore	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9852	faerie dust	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9853	poisoned druidic s'more	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9854	druidic orb	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9855	to-go brew	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9856	mirror flask of holy water	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9857	denatured aerosolized narrow universal antivenin	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Effect: "Punchy, Murdery", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2018-04"
9858	shaking LyleCo premium monocle	0		Rubee Drop: 1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9859	twirling twirling LyleCo premium magnifying glass	0		Rubee Drop: 1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9860	yellow FantasyRealm tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9861	ghostly wobbly LyleCo Contractor's Manual	0		Skill: "Expert Corner-Cutter", Last Available: "2018-04"
9862	flavorless FantasyRealm turkey leg	4	decent	Last Available: "2018-04"
9863	fancy smooth FantasyRealm mead	3	awesome	Effect: "Shrimpin' Ain't Easy", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2018-04"
9864	squat nasty haunch	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9865	spinning Cheswick Copperbottom's compass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9866	arrest warrant	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9867	spinning hero's skull	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9868	grolblin rum	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9869	flavorless druidic s'more	4	decent	Last Available: "2018-04"
9870	distilled yellow sachet of powder	1		Effect: "Fungal Flamb&eacute;", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2018-04"
9871	tolerable boozy skewed mourning wine	5	good	Last Available: "2018-04"
9872	sanctified cola	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9873	map to the Towering Mountains	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9874	map to the Mystic Wood	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9875	map to the Putrid Swamp	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9876	map to the Cursed Village	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9877	fuchsia map to the Sprawling Cemetery	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9878	moldy denastified haunch	3	crappy	Last Available: "2018-04"
9879	triple-distilled bad lime green bad rum and good cola	6	decent	Last Available: "2018-04"
9880	adjusted blurry Potion of Heroism	0		Effect: "Took Eleven", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2018-04"
9881	mirror avaricious foul-smelling cool leggings of the Spider Queen	0		Moxie: +5, Stench Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2018-04"
9882	mansplainer's Rosewater's Master Thief's utility belt of the cheetah	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Monster Level: +15, Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9883	green chilly mansplainer's studded Duke Vampire's regal cloak	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Monster Level: +15, Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2018-04"
9884	shaking lightning-fast electrified smartaleck's Dragonscale breastplate	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Initiative: +40, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2018-04"
9885	wool energetic belt of Ogrekind of Leguizamo	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Monster Level: +20, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9886	mirror up-at-dawn auspicious rosy-cheeked The Ghoul King's ghoulottes	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Item Drop: +10, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2018-04"
9887	red frightening friendly nozzle of the Phoenix of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Familiar Weight: +3, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2018-04"
9888	spinning nasty dance instructor's groovy the Archwizard's briefs	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2018-04"
9889	zippy executive brawny the Ley Incursion's waist	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +40, Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9890	ghostly upside-down inspector's lard-coated savvy shield of the Skeleton Lord	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2018-04"
9891	purple Sinatra's ring of the Skeleton Lord of the pedagogue of the brazier	0		Experience: +3, Experience (Moxie): +5, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9892	maroon inspector's chilly scepter of the Skeleton Lord of incineration	0		Cold Damage: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9893	mirror Usain Bolt's reassuring greasy grievous deadfall branch	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Initiative: +80
9894	ribald frosty thinker's Staff of Kitchen Royalty of the brute of bravery	0		Mysticality: +10, Muscle Percent: +30, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2018-04"
9895	charged druidic orb	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9896	dragon slaying sword	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9897	notarized arrest warrant	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9898	perfectly mixed pulsating two meat muck	4	EPIC	
9899	toothsome gray tumbling chocolate Ogre Chieftain	3	awesome	
9900	stale chocolate &quot;Phoenix&quot;	3	decent	
9901	decent half-sized gray chocolate Spider Queen	2	good	
9902	acceptable hipster cocktail	3	good	
9903	upside-down huge God Lobster's Scepter	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "small fairy/lep", Last Available: "2018-05"
9904	God Lobster's Ring	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "sombrero", Last Available: "2018-05"
9905	God Lobster's Rod	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "whelp", Last Available: "2018-05"
9906	God Lobster's Robe	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "block", Last Available: "2018-05"
9907	God Lobster's Crown	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "fairy", Last Available: "2018-05"
9908	Dish of Clarified Butter	0		Last Available: "2018-05"
9909	G	0		
9910	Garland of Greatness	0		
9911	gattoo	0		
9912	cyan blurry A-Boo glue	0		
9913	glued A-Boo clue	0		
9914	crude oil congealer	0		
9915	rotten immense good guava	9	crappy	
9916	bad gin and ginger	4	decent	
9917	tumbling Thwaitgold chigger statuette	0		
9918	dehydrated jittery gaseous gravy	1		
9919	SongBoom&trade; BoomBox	0		Last Available: "2018-06"
9920	SongBoom&trade; BoomBox Box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-06"
9921	A Guide to Safari	0		Skill: "Experience Safari"
9922	ionized Shielding Potion	0		Effect: "Sparkling Consciousness", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2018-06"
9923	electrified shaking blurry Punching Potion	0		Effect: "Sugar Smacks", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2018-06"
9924	Special Seasoning	0		Last Available: "2018-06"
9925	boiled narrow Nightmare Fuel	1		Last Available: "2018-06"
9926	tumbling blinking Gathered Meat-Clip	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
9927	blinking jittery Bastille Battalion control rig crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-07"
9928	Bastille Battalion control rig	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-07"
9929	yellow tumbling ruddy wicked boxer's Brutal brogues of the boozehound	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Spell Damage: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Booze Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-07"
9930	up-at-dawn horrifying gravedigger's Draftsman's driving gloves of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: 35, Adventures: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-07"
9931	Annie Oakley's grievous Sinatra's Nouveau nosering of the blizzard	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-07"
9932	irradiated flattened sharkfin gumbo	0		Effect: "Go-Gone", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2018-07"
9933	diffused nitrogenated boiling broth	0		Effect: "Amorous", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2018-07"
9934	cold-filtered blue interrogative elixir	0		Effect: "Patience of the Tortoise", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2018-07"
9935	Bastille Battalion Fondue Trophy	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9936	olive shaking Bastille Battalion tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9937	Bastille Battalion cheese wheel	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9938	gray Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9939	kitten burglar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-07"
9940	mirror burglar/sleep mask	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9941	Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette	0		
9942	Neverending Party invitation envelope	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-09"
9943	Neverending Party guest pass	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9944	Tesla shellacked PARTY HARD T-shirt of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Damage Reduction: 7, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2018-09"
9945	cyan Neverending Party favor	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9946	green skewed deluxe Neverending Party favor	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9947	skewed gas can	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9948	tolerable practically non-alcoholic ghostly Middle of the Road&trade; brand whiskey	1	good	Last Available: "2018-09"
9949	neverending wallet chain	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9950	twirling ghostly pentagram bandana of the storm of the early riser	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2018-09"
9951	shaking perfumed skull ring	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9952	ghostly red electronics kit	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9953	stale PB&J with the crusts cut off	3	decent	Last Available: "2018-09"
9954	scandalous lion tamer's dorky glasses	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9955	ponytail clip of the wise owl of the bloodbag	0		Mysticality: +20, Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2018-09"
9956	tumbling huge fuchsia paint palette of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paint Job", Last Available: "2018-09"
9957	pulsating unremarkable duffel bag	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9958	diluted narrow Purple Beast energy drink	1		Effect: "Old Time Hydration", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2018-09"
9959	blinking cosmetic football of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2018-09"
9960	bouncing greasy banded shoe ad T-shirt	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-09"
9961	pump-up high-tops of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9962	liquefied shaking runproof mascara	0		Effect: "Antarctic Memories", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2018-09"
9963	very small dress	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9964	flame-wreathed noticeable pumps of doom	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9965	tumbling surprisingly capacious handbag	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9966	hand-crafted everfull glass	3	???	Last Available: "2018-09"
9967	blinking van key	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9968	jam band bootleg	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9969	ghostly therapeutic ruddy denim jacket	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2018-09"
9970	rosewater-soaked curative ratty knitted cap	0		Stench Resistance: +3, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2018-09"
9972	clever intimidating chainsaw	0		Maximum MP: +20, Item Drop: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-09"
9973	aged mirror party beer bomb	3	awesome	Last Available: "2018-09"
9974	spoiled sweet party mix	4	crappy	Last Available: "2018-09"
9975	pickled party balloon	1		Last Available: "2018-09"
9976	wizardly beefcake's party pants	0		Muscle: +25, Mysticality: +25, Last Available: "2018-09"
9977	pulsating narrow scorching chaotic strapping party whip	0		Muscle: +5, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-09"
9978	Party Planning on a Budget	0		Skill: "Budget Conscious", Last Available: "2018-09"
9979	perfectly mixed watered-down TRIO cup of beer	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-09"
9980	half-sized flavorless party platter for one	2	decent	Last Available: "2018-09"
9981	compressed Party-in-a-Can&trade;	1		Last Available: "2018-09"
9982	purple party pup	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9983	auspicious party crasher	0		Item Drop: 15, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Party Crash", Last Available: "2018-09"
9984	skewed Living to Drink, Drinking to Live	0		Last Available: "2018-09", Skill: "Drinking to Drink"
9985	Party Tattoo&trade; gift certificate	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9986	ghostly party mouse hat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9987	wobbly latte lovers member's mug	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Latte on Opponent", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Offer Latte to Opponent", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Gulp Latte", Last Available: "2018-10"
9988	huge latte lovers club card	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-10"
9989	voter registration form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-11"
9990	&quot;I Voted!&quot; sticker of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-11"
9991	absentee voter ballot	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9992	snake skin	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9993	tumbling maroon censurious quilted snakeskin thighboots	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2018-11"
9994	toasty weightlifter's snakeskin cowboy hat	0		Muscle: +15, Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2018-11"
9995	squat snakeskin jacket of the wise owl of the sewer	0		Mysticality: +20, Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-11"
9996	mirror slime glob	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9997	slime glob	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9998	slime glob	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9999	Jack Frost's electrified educational slime waders	0		Experience: +1, Cold Spell Damage: +50, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2018-11"
10001	hardy studded educational slime fedora	0		Experience: +1, Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2018-11"
10002	toasty medical-grade deadly slime knuckles	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Hot Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2018-11"
10003	government requisition form	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
10004	Jack Frost's extremely unsafe Herculean government-issued slacks	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2018-11"
10005	Sherlock's Temple Grandin's wholesome government-issued eyeshade	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +7, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2018-11"
10006	purple censurious dance instructor's brainy government-issued necktie	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-11"
10007	miser's Fonzie's mutant arm of doom	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2018-11"
10008	MacGyver's strapping mutant legs of chilblains	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum MP: +100, Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-11"
10009	knitted Van der Graaf clever mutant crown	0		Maximum MP: +20, Cold Resistance: +3, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2018-11"
10010	fancy yummy ghostly ectoplasm	4	awesome	Effect: "Improved Candy Vision", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2018-11"
10011	moldy half-sized	2	crappy	Last Available: "2018-11"
10012	tolerable watered-down bottle of vodka	2	good	Last Available: "2018-11"
10013	adequate green pizza	3	good	Last Available: "2018-11"
10014	weak artisanal bouncing martini	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-11"
10015	spoiled bouncing cherry pie	3	crappy	Last Available: "2018-11"
10016	triple-distilled perfectly mixed eggnog	10	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-11"
10017	glob of undifferentiated tissue	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
10018	big stale Hell ramen	5	decent	Last Available: "2018-11"
10019	boozy tolerable gimlet	5	good	Last Available: "2018-11"
10020	fortified perfectly mixed blurry blurry twice-haunted screwdriver	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-11"
10021	thick rotten spinning candy cane	5	crappy	Last Available: "2018-12"
10022	lousy watered-down runny fermented egg	2	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10023	flavorless oldcake	3	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10024	yummy traditional Crimbo cookie	3	awesome	Last Available: "2023-06"
10025	zippy plastic wild beaver	0		Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2018-12"
10026	wobbly smartaleck's plastic reindeer	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Last Available: "2018-12"
10027	wobbly nasty plastic Caf&eacute; Elf	0		Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2018-12"
10028	cool plastic orphan	0		Moxie: +5, Last Available: "2018-12"
10029	maroon plastic Abuela Crimbo of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2018-12"
10030	twirling yule pup	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10031	Braindeer	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10032	Crimbo dog sweater	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10033	skewed experienced pristine walrus tusk of James Dean	0		Experience: +2, Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2018-12"
10034	thick walrus blubber	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10035	miser's supercool Staff of Frozen Lard of the ox of chilblains	0		Muscle: +20, Moxie Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2018-12"
10036	upside-down bomb	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10037	tumbling tumbling plastic bazooka	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10038	mooseflank	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10039	massive flavorless grilled mooseflank	9	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10040	stale purple moosemeat pie	4	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10041	squat blinking sage balanced antler	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Last Available: "2018-12"
10042	weightlifter's dam	0		Muscle: +15, Last Available: "2018-12"
10043	hand-crafted beavermouth	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-12"
10044	bad high-proof beaver punch (papaya)	9	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10045	triple-distilled tolerable beaver punch (peach)	6	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10046	lousy skewed beaver punch (cherry)	3	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10047	Jeselnik's Canadian lantern of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-12"
10048	Newton's muskox-skin cap	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2018-12"
10049	Boxing Day care package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-12"
10050	bland big glass of raw eggs	5	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10051	hand-crafted watered-down punch-drunk punch	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-12"
10052	compressed huge blue skewed body spradium	1		Last Available: "2018-12"
10053	spinning arcane researcher's bauxite beret	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Last Available: "2018-12"
10054	lion tamer's bauxite boxers	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2018-12"
10055	wobbly bauxite bow-tie of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
10056	Boxing Day Pass	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10057	olive Kramco Industries packing carton	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-01"
10058	pulsating auspicious censurious reassuring beefcake's Kramco Sausage-o-Matic&trade; of Gandalf	0		Muscle: +25, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Spooky Resistance: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2019-01"
10059	sausage casing	0		Last Available: "2019-01"
10060	big flavorless sausage	5	decent	Last Available: "2019-01"
10061	therapeutic ruddy red-hot sausage fork	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2019-01"
10062	squat bag of sausage links	0		Last Available: "2019-01"
10063	skewed sausage golem	0		Last Available: "2019-01"
10064	jar of relish	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10065	red Toyleporter	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10066	aged beer	3	awesome	Last Available: "2018-12"
10067	adequate small special skewed yule gruel	2	good	Effect: "Boon of the Storm Tortoise", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2018-12"
10068	triple-distilled enchanted drinkable hot watered rum	8	good	Effect: "Chilblains of the Corn", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2018-12"
10069	practically non-alcoholic delicious bottle of Crimbognac	1	awesome	Last Available: "2018-12"
10070	decent Crimboysters Rockefeller	4	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10071	vaporized cyan Crimbeau de toilette	1		Effect: "Violent Night", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2018-12"
10072	upside-down mirror Crimbo candle	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10073	Carol of the Bulls	0		Skill: "Carol of the Bulls", Last Available: "2018-12"
10074	Carol of the Bulls (used)	0		Skill: "Carol of the Bulls", Last Available: "2018-12"
10075	upside-down tumbling bouncing Carol of the Hells	0		Skill: "Carol of the Hells", Last Available: "2018-12"
10076	Carol of the Hells (used)	0		Skill: "Carol of the Hells", Last Available: "2018-12"
10077	Carol of the Thrills	0		Skill: "Carol of the Thrills", Last Available: "2018-12"
10078	Carol of the Thrills (used)	0		Skill: "Carol of the Thrills", Last Available: "2018-12"
10079	scandalous wicked Crimbolex watch of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Spell Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12", Nonstackable Watch, Rollover Effect Duration: 100
10080	shaking Crimbo tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10081	lime green prompt foul-smelling hand-knitted Crimbo socks of the businessman	0		Stench Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Adventures: +3
10082	teal personal trainer's educational chalk chlamys	0		Experience: +1, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10083	narrow reassuring Da Vinci's chalk chain	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10084	inspector's hale chalk chalice	0		Maximum HP: +20, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2019-12"
10085	blurry padded chalk chinos of incineration	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2019-12"
10086	prompt chalk chapeau of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2019-12"
10087	wobbly wicked chalk choker of the cheetah	0		Spell Damage: +5, Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10088	compressed squat chalk chunks	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10089	aerosolized candy chalk	0		Effect: "Almost Cool", Effect Duration: 62
10090	skewed miser's hardened marble maebari	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10091	huge jittery banded marble mantle of the overflowing toilet	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10092	tumbling friendly marble magnet of temperance	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10093	groovy stylish marble mignonette bowl	0		Moxie: +25, Moxie Percent: +10, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10094	nasty razor-sharp marble medallion	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10095	marble mariachi hat of vim and vigor of the storm	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10096	mixed marble molecules	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10097	double-magnetized magnetized skewed Mallomarbles	0		Effect: "Anytwo Five Elevenis?", Effect Duration: 16
10098	resourceful punching bag of the early riser	0		Maximum MP: +50, Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10099	spinning aromatic vibrating pith helmet	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Stench Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10100	red curative smooth poncho	0		Moxie: +15, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10101	mirror Usain Bolt's pendant of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Initiative: +80, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10102	frightening nasty palazzos	0		Stench Damage: +5, Spooky Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10103	aromatic ribald pseudoaccordion	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +1, Song Duration: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10104	twisted pieces	1		Effect: "Mutated", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2020-12"
10105	cold-filtered dry squat Para-Pop	0		Effect: "Hobo Flavor", Effect Duration: 55
10106	wool terra cotta truss of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10107	lime green energetic fortified terra cotta trousers	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10108	coward's terra cotta tongs of the blizzard	0		Monster Level: -20, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10109	ghostly Jack Frost's grievous terra cotta train	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10110	narrow brawny terra cotta tie tack of terror	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10111	avaricious terra cotta tambourine of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +30, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10112	powdered upside-down terra cotta tidbits	1		Last Available: "2020-12"
10113	electrified colloidal galvanized purple mirror terra panna cotta	0		Effect: "Booooooze", Effect Duration: 50
10114	bouncing extremely unsafe velour voulge of bravery	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2021-12"
10115	rosewater-soaked brainy velour vambraces	0		Mysticality: +5, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10116	shaking up-at-dawn wholesome velour veil	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Adventures: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10117	avaricious deadly velour viscometer	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10118	blue hardened padded velour valise	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2021-12"
10119	velour vaqueros of the empath of the sewer	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2021-12"
10120	diluted gray squat velour veneer	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10121	magnetized Velougats&trade;	0		Effect: "Slightly Larger Than Usual", Effect Duration: 53
10122	narrow narrow auspicious flame-retardant glass suspenders	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10123	tumbling foul-smelling occult glass shield	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2021-12"
10124	chilly glass stetson of bravery	0		Cold Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2021-12"
10125	aromatic smartaleck's glass spectacles	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10126	executive glass shiv of the cheetah	0		Meat Drop: +40, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2021-12"
10127	bouncing resourceful glass serape of incineration	0		Maximum MP: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2021-12"
10128	pickled blurry glass shards	1		Effect: "Human-Human Hybrid", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2021-12"
10129	pressed extra-Vulcanized hard candy	0		Effect: "Triangle, Man", Effect Duration: 23
10130	spinning smooth wizardly loofah lumberjack's hat	0		Mysticality: +25, Moxie: +15, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Head-Scratch", Last Available: "2022-12"
10131	mirror veiny Newton's loofah lei	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum HP: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Lei Lasso", Last Available: "2022-12"
10132	friendly loofah lederhosen of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Familiar Weight: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Hosenzittern", Last Available: "2022-12"
10133	Temple Grandin's Fonzie's loofah ladle	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Familiar Weight: +7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Stew", Last Available: "2022-12"
10134	pulsating miser's dance instructor's loofah legwarmers	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Leglifts", Last Available: "2022-12"
10135	loofah lavalier of Tarzan of vim and vigor	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Lava", Last Available: "2022-12"
10136	dehydrated blinking loofah lumps	1		Last Available: "2022-12"
10137	Vulcanized pulsating chocolate-covered loofah	0		Effect: "Coming Up Roses", Effect Duration: 11
10138	fuchsia squat Jeselnik's flagstone flag of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagellate", Last Available: "2022-12"
10139	zippy Annie Oakley's flagstone flail	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Initiative: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagflog", Last Available: "2022-12"
10140	asbestos-lined deadly flagstone flip-flops	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Flap Flip", Last Available: "2022-12"
10141	chaotic vibrating flagstone fez	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Fez Ritual", Last Available: "2022-12"
10142	Sherlock's coward's flagstone fleece	0		Monster Level: -20, Item Drop: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Fleece Flex", Last Available: "2022-12"
10143	ghostly avaricious rosy-cheeked flagstone fringe	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Foxtrot", Last Available: "2022-12"
10144	altered cyan flagstone flagments	1		Last Available: "2022-12"
10145	triple-corrupted chilled skewed Flag by the Foot&trade;	0		Effect: "Heart of Pink", Effect Duration: 64
10146	elf sleeper agent	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10147	red-and-green microcamera	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10148	cobbled-together Meat detector of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10149	colloidal tin thermos of chai	0		Effect: "Bonelording", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2019-12"
10150	altered upside-down twirling prototype stimulant	1		Effect: "Tiki Toughness", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10151	foul-smelling tailored vest	0		Stench Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10152	sew-on bandage	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10153	squat really nice net	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10154	hardened elf army poncho	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10155	tiny decent elf army field rations	1	good	Last Available: "2019-12"
10156	ghostly jittery gingernade	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10157	spinning hardened slick discarded bowtie	0		Moxie: +10, Damage Reduction: 3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10158	smooth watered-down ghostly martiny	2	awesome	Last Available: "2019-12"
10159	mirror tryptophan dart	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10160	improved electrified licorice snake	0		Effect: "Sludgesick", Effect Duration: 20
10161	concentrated corrupted virgin jello shot	0		Effect: "Creepypasted", Effect Duration: 47
10162	alkaline mutated candy lump	0		Effect: "Biologically Shocked", Effect Duration: 25
10163	adjusted jittery government-issued candy	0		Effect: "Wax On Your Shoes", Effect Duration: 67
10164	adjusted Pneumo bar	0		Effect: "Intimidating Mien", Effect Duration: 57
10165	spinning gray mint condition Lil' Doctor&trade; bag	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-02"
10166	reassuring Lil' Doctor&trade; bag of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Otoscope", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Reflex Hammer", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Chest X-Ray", Last Available: "2019-02"
10168	blood bag	0		
10169	flavorless bloodstick	3	decent	
10170	smooth skewed bottle of Sanguiovese	3	awesome	
10171	enchanted miniature normal actual blood sausage	2	good	Effect: "Painted-On Bikini", Effect Duration: 20
10172	perfectly mixed irresponsibly strong mulled blood	8	EPIC	
10173	flavorless blood snowcone	3	decent	
10174	watered-down tolerable narrow Red Russian	2	good	
10175	tiny flavorless blood roll-up	1	decent	
10176	bad practically non-alcoholic bottle of blood	1	decent	
10177	rotten blood-soaked sponge cake	4	crappy	
10178	drinkable olive vampagne	3	good	
10179	decent plain snowcone	4	good	
10180	Booke of Vampyric Knowledge	0		
10181	money bag	0		
10182	money bag	0		
10183	blinking money bag	0		
10184	twirling Thwaitgold mosquito statuette	0		
10185	bucket of Vampyre blood	0		
10186	upside-down pulsating blood knife	0		Lasts Until Rollover
10187	PirateRealm membership packet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-04"
10188	PirateRealm guest pass	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10189	blurry frightening Tesla occult PirateRealm eyepatch	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Spooky Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10190	bloody harpoon	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10191	blinking compass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10192	skull key	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10193	curious anemometer	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10194	Red Roger's flag	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10195	huge Glass Jack's spyglass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10196	recursed compass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10197	tomb-opener	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10198	pulsating Red Roger's map	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10199	normal miniature crabsicle	2	good	Last Available: "2019-04"
10200	blinking melty plastic grenade	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10201	practically non-alcoholic lousy bottle of dark rhum	1	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10202	practically non-alcoholic artisanal pulsating bottle of extra-dark rhum	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2019-04"
10203	drinkable bottle of super-extra-dark rhum	3	good	Last Available: "2019-04"
10204	corrupted wet mirror pirate shaving cream	0		Effect: "Pronounced Potency", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2019-04"
10205	gray medical-grade quilted conquistador's breastplate	0		Damage Absorption: +40, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2019-04"
10206	studded pirate pantaloons of incineration	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2019-04"
10207	upside-down [glitch season reward name]	0		
10208	bouncing signal fragment	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10209	skewed windicle	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10210	steel-toed pirate radio ring of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Damage Reduction: 9, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10211	shaking Island Drinkin', a Tiki Mixology Odyssey	0		Skill: "Tiki Mixology", Last Available: "2019-04"
10212	spoiled diet pineapple slab	1	crappy	Last Available: "2019-04"
10213	rotten hibiscus petal	4	crappy	Last Available: "2019-04"
10214	modified lime green huge mint leaf	0		Effect: "Gummiskin", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2019-04"
10215	cocoa of youth	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10216	compressed shaking ice molecule	1		Last Available: "2019-04"
10217	Red Roger's reliquary	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10218	gray Red Roger's right hand	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10219	shaking Red Roger's left hand	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10220	skewed green pulsating Red Roger's right foot	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10221	red Red Roger's left foot	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10222	Red Roger's skull	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10223	dehydrated spinning ghostly pewter shavings	1		Effect: "Bone Homie", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2019-04"
10224	Red Roger tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10225	PirateRealm fun-a-log	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10226	plush sea serpent of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Monster Level: -100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10227	rotten small green pirate fork	2	???	Last Available: "2019-04"
10228	bouncing Scurvy and Sobriety Prevention	0		Skill: "Prevent Scurvy and Sobriety", Last Available: "2019-04"
10229	ring	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10230	resourceful savvy piratical blunderbuss	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2019-04"
10231	Jeselnik's hale rosy-cheeked PirateRealm party hat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +20, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2019-04"
10232	weak bad wobbly Island Landslide	2	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10233	drinkable practically non-alcoholic blinking Island Thunderstorm	1	good	Last Available: "2019-04"
10234	tolerable spinning skewed Island Hurricane	3	good	Last Available: "2019-04"
10235	acceptable Skull Punch	4	good	Last Available: "2019-04"
10236	lousy high-proof Electric Punch	10	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10237	high-proof lousy mirror Smuggler's Punch	7	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10238	drinkable Scorpion Bowl	3	good	Last Available: "2019-04"
10239	lousy ghostly Turtle Bowl	4	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10240	hand-crafted Cobra Bowl	3	super EPIC	Last Available: "2019-04"
10241	fuchsia vampyric cloake pattern	0		Free Pull
10242	aromatic knitted careful steel-toed extremely unsafe vampyric cloake	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Damage Reduction: 9, Monster Level: -10, Cold Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Become a Wolf", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Become a Cloud of Mist", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Become a Bat", Last Available: "2019-03"
10243	olive plastic pirate hat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10244	flattened polarized one piece of bubble gum	0		Effect: "Kindly Resolve", Effect Duration: 24
10245	arcanoferric housing	0		
10246	intact medium-wave antenna	0		
10247	tumbling 18-picohertz resonator crystal	0		
10248	upside-down blown-out speaker cone	0		
10249	upside-down overloaded short-pulse transistor	0		
10250	Fourth of May Cosplay Saber kit	0		Free Pull
10251	skewed auspicious ribald resourceful Fourth of May Cosplay Saber	0		Maximum MP: +50, Sleaze Damage: +10, Item Drop: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Use the Force", Last Available: "2019-05"
10252	ring	0		Single Equip
10253	Thwaitgold nymph statuette	0		
10254	twirling prompt gravedigger's stanky mansplainer's sharpshooter's fortified supercool Rosewater's hewn moon-rune spoon of James Dean of bravery of the early riser	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Moxie Percent: +20, Experience (Moxie): +3, Damage Absorption: +60, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Monster Level: +15, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Adventures: 10, Single Equip, Alters Page Text, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Dragoon Platoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spittoon Monsoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Festoon Buffoon", Last Available: "2019-06", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
10255	cartoon harpoon	0		Last Available: "2019-06"
10256	rune-strewn spoon cocoon	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-06"
10257	ghostly Beach Comb Box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-07"
10258	up-at-dawn greasy Beach Comb of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beach Combo", Last Available: "2019-07"
10259	narrow grain of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10260	squat small pile of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10261	pile of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10262	pulsating pile of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10263	empty hourglass	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10264	hourglass	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10265	etched hourglass	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10266	enhanced cold-filtered denatured magenta seashell	0		Effect: "On the Shoulders of Giants", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2019-07"
10267	improved polymerized cyan seashell	0		Effect: "The Style... of the Future", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2019-07"
10268	liquefied energized gray seashell	0		Effect: "Shawarma Initiative", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2019-07"
10269	chilled pickled energized seashell	0		Effect: "Berry Statistical", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2019-07"
10270	aerosolized deionized ghostly seashell	0		Effect: "Crimbo Epiphany", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2019-07"
10271	bunch of sea grapes	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10272	watered-down tolerable bottle of sea wine	2	good	Last Available: "2019-07"
10273	boiled blurry kelp	1		Last Available: "2019-07"
10274	jittery knitted flame-wreathed ruddy studded baleful Da Vinci's beefcake's driftwood hat of horror of the glutton	0		Muscle: +25, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spell Damage: +25, Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +3, Food Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10275	olive greedy frightening padded smooth cool driftwood pants of Tarzan of dire peril of vim and vigor of courage	0		Moxie: 20, Experience (Muscle): +3, Weapon Damage: +20, Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Spooky Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10276	zippy inspector's flame-wreathed veiny thinker's driftwood bracelet of the blizzard of terror of the sweet-tooth of the glutton	0		Mysticality: +10, Maximum HP: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +15, Candy Drop: +100, Food Drop: +100, Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10277	greasy nippy hardened waders	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Cold Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2019-07"
10278	pulsating scandalous wicked savvy spearfish fishing spear	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Spell Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2019-07"
10279	auspicious lard-coated rabbitfish fin of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10280	piece of coral	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10281	huge piece of driftwood	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10282	fuchsia brawny smooth pirate cutlass of dire peril	0		Moxie: +15, Muscle Percent: +20, Weapon Damage: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10283	blurry jittery hale educational savvy tricorn hat	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience: +1, Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2019-07"
10284	pulsating crafty rock-hard stylish swash buckle	0		Moxie: +25, Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum MP: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10285	meteorite fragment	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10286	executive meteorite earring of incineration of the cheetah	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +40, Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10287	spinning nippy shellacked grievous meteorite necklace	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Damage Reduction: 7, Cold Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10288	cyan chilly slick meteorite ring of vim and vigor	0		Moxie: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Cold Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10289	adjusted colloidal blue Finnish Fish	0		Effect: "Chock Full o' Nanites", Effect Duration: 61
10290	improved chocolate doubloon	0		Effect: "Standard Issue Bravery", Effect Duration: 15
10291	executive auspicious reassuring driftwood beach comb	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10292	pulsating shaking blue Distant Woods Getaway Brochure	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-08"
10293	stick of firewood	0		Last Available: "2019-08"
10294	foul-smelling Da Vinci's beefy whittled tiara	0		Muscle: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2019-08"
10295	stanky rock-hard whittled shorts of extreme caution	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Monster Level: -25, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2019-08"
10296	cool whittled flail of the dark arts of the scaredy-cat	0		Moxie: +5, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2019-08"
10297	gravedigger's brainy whittled wand of Calamity Jane	0		Mysticality: +5, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2019-08"
10298	mirror skewed toasty stiffened sinister whittled flute	0		Spell Damage: +10, Damage Reduction: 1, Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2019-08"
10299	squat hale quilted savvy whittled bear figurine	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum HP: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-08"
10300	scandalous scorching experienced whittled owl figurine	0		Experience: +2, Hot Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-08"
10301	foul-smelling boxer's whittled fox figurine of doom	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-08"
10302	perfumed toasty whittled walking stick of dire peril of the bloodbag	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum HP: +100, Hot Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2019-08"
10303	bite-sized yummy campfire hot dog	1	awesome	Last Available: "2019-08"
10304	flavorless special half-sized campfire baked potato	2	decent	Effect: "Je Ne Sais Porquoise", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2019-08"
10305	gigantic decent campfire s'more	7	good	Last Available: "2019-08"
10306	toothsome campfire beans	4	awesome	Last Available: "2019-08"
10307	decent massive bouncing ghostly campfire stew	6	good	Last Available: "2019-08"
10308	campfire coffee	1	good	Last Available: "2019-08"
10309	boiled shaking teal leftover chocolate bar	0		Effect: "Mana Tea", Effect Duration: 39
10310	rare Meat isotope	0		
10311	burnt stick	0		Last Available: "2019-08"
10312	bundle of firewood	0		Last Available: "2019-08"
10313	skewed campfire smoke	0		
10314	Murgatroyd diode	0		
10315	spinning signal receiver	0		
10316	space shield	0		
10317	signal jammer	0		Single Equip
10318	shaking low-pressure oxygen tank	0		Single Equip
10319	Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette	0		
10320	miniature decent space chowder	2	good	
10321	bad space wine	4	decent	
10322	The Imploded World	0		Skill: "Implode Universe"
10323	packaged Pocket Professor	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-09"
10324	Pocket Professor memory chip	0		
10325	Law of Averages	0		
10332	huge Unopened Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-10"
10333	experienced beefy Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper of incineration	0		Muscle: +10, Experience: +2, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Avoid Attack: 1, Last Available: "2019-10"
10334	huge blurry unopened diabolic pizza cube box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-11"
10335	diabolic pizza cube	0		Last Available: "2019-11"
10336	diabolic pizza	3	???	Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-11"
10337	tasty twirling bu&ntilde;uelos Jaliscos	3	awesome	Last Available: "2019-12"
10338	jumbo stale skewed flan del mar	5	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10339	bland super-sized lime green Baja sopapilla	5	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10340	lightning-fast plastic Mer-kin baker	0		Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2019-12"
10341	plastic sea elf of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2019-12"
10342	Sherlock's plastic yuleviathan	0		Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2019-12"
10343	twirling jittery experienced plastic dolphin &quot;orphan&quot;	0		Experience: +2, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10344	upside-down mansplainer's plastic Dolph Bossin	0		Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2019-12"
10345	red-spotted snapper roe	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10346	flavorless mana-coated yams	3	decent	Last Available: "2019-11"
10347	adequate mana-basted tofurkey leg	4	good	Last Available: "2019-11"
10348	enchanted adequate mana-fortified cranberry sauce	3	good	Effect: "Toothy Grin", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2019-11"
10349	tiny stale maroon bouncing mana-stuffed herbal stuffing	1	decent	Last Available: "2019-11"
10350	squat human musk	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10351	energized activated shaking patch of extra-warm fur	0		Effect: "Greased-Up Familiar", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2019-12"
10352	vaporized twirling industrial lubricant	1		Effect: "Crotchety, Pining", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2019-12"
10353	colloidal polymerized cold-filtered unfinished pleasure	0		Effect: "Human-Goblin Hybrid", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2019-12"
10354	twisted vial of humanoid growth hormone	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10355	modified narrow a bug's lymph	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10356	adjusted huge organic potpourri	0		Effect: "Blessing of Charcoatl", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2019-12"
10357	artisanal cyan boot flask	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2019-12"
10358	vacuum-sealed quadruple-pressed shaking gray blurry infernal snowball	0		Effect: "Sugar Smacks", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2019-12"
10359	blurry purple madness	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10360	powdered fish sauce	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10361	stale guffin	3	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10362	pickled tumbling purple Shantix&trade;	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10363	goodberry	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10364	modified non-Euclidean angle	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10365	ionized warmed peppermint syrup	0		Effect: "Be a Mind Master", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2019-12"
10366	chilled Mer-kin eyedrops	0		Effect: "Mushroom Samba", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2019-12"
10367	moist nitrogenated denatured huge extra-strength goo	0		Effect: "Ruthlessly Efficient", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2019-12"
10368	envelope full of Meat	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10369	altered maroon livid energy	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10370	micronova	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10371	dried tumbling wobbly beggin' cologne	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10372	sharpshooter's beefy oxygenated eggnog helmet	0		Muscle: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Adventure Underwater, Last Available: "2019-12"
10373	blinking hand-knitted diving booties	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10374	teal peppermint harpoon gun	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10375	irradiated chilled concentrated fish broth	0		Effect: "Wasabi With You", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2019-12"
10376	flattened quadruple-moist adjusted twirling liquid SONAR	0		Effect: "Innately Wise", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2019-12"
10377	teal map to Dolph Bossin's hideout	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10378	Dolph Bossin's charity note	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10379	miser's curative Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10380	olive The Spirit of Giving	0		Skill: "The Spirit of Taking", Last Available: "2019-12"
10381	The Spirit of Giving (used)	0		Skill: "The Spirit of Taking", Last Available: "2019-12"
10382	Crimbo Factory surprise box	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10383	soggy gingerbread chunk	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10384	magnetized spinning blue salty gumdrop	0		Effect: "Memory of Speed", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2019-12"
10385	narrow stiffened beefy ribbon candy ascot	0		Muscle: +10, Damage Reduction: 1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10386	moist Crimbo spices	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10387	intact anemone spike	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10388	anemoney clip of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10389	maroon runny icing	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10390	boiled fuchsia super-sweet fish goo (spoiled)	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10391	quilted wizardly icing poncho of extreme caution	0		Mysticality: +25, Damage Absorption: +40, Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2019-12"
10392	squat Mer-kin cookiestove	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10393	tarnished narrow green glob of salty molasses	0		Effect: "Perfect Hair", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2019-12"
10394	Jack Frost's steel-toed Mer-kin rollpin	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2019-12"
10395	pulsating personalizable gingerbread cookie	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10396	tinsel fin	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10397	spoiled squat bowl of mernudo	4	crappy	Last Available: "2019-12"
10398	acceptable irresponsibly strong spinning fishelada	7	good	Last Available: "2019-12"
10399	toothsome ojo de pez burrito	3	awesome	Last Available: "2019-12"
10400	blinking waterlogged wood	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10401	waterlogged cloth	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10402	maroon waterlogged stuffing	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10403	waterlogged	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10404	waterlogged	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10405	family-friendly dangerous nutcracker hat	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2019-12"
10406	Da Vinci's nutcracker waistcoat of Gandalf	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2019-12"
10407	stylish nutcracker pants of bravery	0		Moxie: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10408	knitted Herculean nutcracker boots	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10409	lion tamer's nutcracker sword of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10410	banded nutcracker drumstick of the sewer	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2019-12"
10411	smooth nutcracker beard of chilblains	0		Moxie: +15, Cold Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10412	friendly arcane researcher's nutcracker cape	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2019-12"
10413	auspicious thinker's nutcracker epaulets	0		Mysticality: +10, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10414	squat nutcracker figurine	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10415	spoiled special gigantic salt plum	9	crappy	Effect: "Arcane in the Brain", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2019-12"
10416	peppermint eel sauce	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10417	decent miniature and bean	2	good	Last Available: "2019-12"
10418	censurious stiffened brainy kelp-holly gun	0		Mysticality: +5, Damage Reduction: 1, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2019-12"
10419	skewed friendly slick Yuleviathan necklace	0		Moxie: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10420	clever deadly peppermint spine	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2019-12"
10421	perfumed studded soggy elf shoes	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10422	flame-wreathed wholesome Crimbylow-rise jeans	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10423	fuchsia Jeselnik's brawny kelp-holly drape	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2019-12"
10424	upside-down beefy Staff of the Peppermint Twist of dire peril of Gandalf of the glutton	0		Muscle: +10, Weapon Damage: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2019-12"
10425	decent upside-down tempura and bean	3	good	Last Available: "2019-12"
10426	practically non-alcoholic lousy salt plum sake	1	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10427	pickled cyan pressurized potion of possessiveness	0		Effect: "Thought", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2019-12"
10428	super-galvanized almond	0		Effect: "Goldentongue", Effect Duration: 62
10429	activated spinning handful of mixed nuts	0		Effect: "Greasy Flavor", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2019-12"
10430	tumbling nutcracking pliers	0		
10431	narrow Retrospecs try-at-home kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-01"
10432	friendly weightlifter's Retrospecs of incineration	0		Muscle: +15, Familiar Weight: +3, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Free Pull, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Detect Weakness", Last Available: "2020-01"
10433	maroon unopened Bird-a-Day calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-01"
10434	Bird-a-Day calendar	0		Last Available: "2020-01"
10437	wobbly mint-in-box Powerful Glove	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-02"
10438	mirror greedy greasy Tesla stylish Powerful Glove of James Dean	0		Moxie: +25, Experience (Moxie): +3, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +20, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Replace Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Shrink Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Invisible Avatar", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Triple Size", Last Available: "2020-02"
10439	olive mirror enhanced signal receiver	0		
10440	status cymbal	0		Last Available: "2020-02"
10441	upside-down maroon quilted supercool Drip harness of doom	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Damage Absorption: +40, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
10442	Fonzie's drippy truncheon	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Single Equip
10443	blue Driplet	0		
10444	drippy snail shell	0		
10445	spoiled drippy nugget	3	drippy	
10446	practically non-alcoholic bad blurry glass of drippy wine	1	drippy	
10447	moldy drippy caviar	3	drippy	
10448	small spoiled blinking drippy plum(?)	2	drippy	
10449	chaotic drippy stake	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Single Equip
10450	The Eye of the Thing in the Basement	0		
10451	drippy khakis	0		Drippy Resistance: +5
10452	drippy shield	0		Drippy Resistance: +10
10453	blurry The Fingernail of the Thing in the Basement	0		
10454	coin	0		
10455	mushroom	0		
10456	deluxe mushroom	0		
10457	cyan super deluxe mushroom	0		
10458	concentrated colloidal aerosolized fizzy soda	0		Effect: "Celestial Sheen", Effect Duration: 35
10459	alkaline diffused healthy juice	0		Effect: "Crimbo Nostalgia", Effect Duration: 43
10460	hammer	0		Plumber Power: 1, Plumber Stat: "Muscle"
10461	green hammer	0		Plumber Power: 2, Plumber Stat: "Muscle"
10462	bouncing fire flower	0		Plumber Power: 1, Plumber Stat: "Mysticality"
10463	bonfire flower	0		Plumber Power: 2, Plumber Stat: "Mysticality"
10464	spinning huge work boots	0		Single Equip, Plumber Power: 1, Plumber Stat: "Moxie"
10465	boots	0		Single Equip, Plumber Power: 2, Plumber Stat: "Moxie"
10466	ghostly energetic cape	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20
10467	scorching stiffened back shell	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Hot Damage: +25
10468	bouncing fuchsia spiky back shell	0		Thorns: 1
10469	blinking power pants	0		Maximum PP: +1
10470	Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette	0		
10471	Plumber's Union Handbook	0		
10472	sinister bony back shell	0		Spell Damage: +10
10473	upside-down frosty button	0		Single Equip
10474	colloidal blooper ink	0		Effect: "Disco Nirvana", Effect Duration: 41
10475	coin	0		
10476	rubber doll head	0		
10477	rubber doll body	0		
10478	plastic doll arms	0		
10479	ghostly plastic doll legs	0		
10480	cyan rubber baby doll	0		Damage Aura: 1
10481	narrow upside-down Better Shrooms and Gardens catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-03"
10482	packet of mushroom spores	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10483	fuchsia free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10484	tumbling plump free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10485	bulky free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10486	shaking free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10487	immense free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10488	cyan colossal free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10489	rotten low-calorie mushroom filet	1	crappy	Last Available: "2020-03"
10490	squat mushroom slab	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10491	twisted skewed mushroom tea	1		Effect: "You Ate Some Hemp Candy", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2020-03"
10492	drinkable mushroom whiskey	3	good	Last Available: "2020-03"
10493	lime green nasty Sinatra's Socratic mushroom cap	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Experience (Moxie): +5, Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2020-03"
10494	greedy censurious scandalous careful mushroom shield	0		Monster Level: -10, Sleaze Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2020-03"
10495	perfumed dog trainer's resourceful mushroom pants of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum MP: +50, Experience (familiar): +1, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2020-03"
10496	squat rosewater-soaked smelly groovy mushroom badge of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Moxie Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-03"
10497	bouncing house-sized mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10498	pristine piranha seed	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10499	spinning plastic piranha pot	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10500	quantum jittery piranha pollen	0		Effect: "Cold Blooded", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2020-03"
10501	tumbling plumber's boots	0		Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Plumber Jump"
10502	green sinistral homunculus	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-04"
10503	crafty kettle bell	0		Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2020-04"
10504	toasty glued-together crystal ball	0		Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2020-04"
10505	shellacked martini dregs	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2020-04"
10506	flickering flashlight of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2020-04"
10507	lightning-fast crumbling rabbit's foot	0		Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2020-04"
10508	outmoded fidget toy of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-04"
10509	medical-grade flimsy ski pole	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2020-04"
10510	lightning-fast discarded finger painting	0		Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2020-04"
10511	lime green mansplainer's pizza box	0		Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2020-04"
10512	stiffened chipped coffee mug of the boozehound	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2020-04"
10513	fireproof Left-Hand Man action figure	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2020-04"
10514	squat drippy seed	0		
10515	drippy grub	0		
10516	drippy bezoar	0		
10517	Drip Institute petri dish	0		
10518	drippy ichor	0		
10519	jittery wobbly drippy enzyme	0		
10520	drippy salt	0		
10521	wobbly drippy pigment	0		
10522	drippy bromide	0		
10523	drippy flux	0		
10524	drippy stein	0		
10525	aged weak jittery drippy pilsner	2	drippy	
10526	drippy staff	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drip Blast"
10528	drippy orb	0		
10529	lustrous drippy orb	0		
10530	wobbly greasy gory drippy orb	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
10531	annealed drippy orb	0		Drippy Resistance: +5
10532	Guzzlr application	0		Free Pull
10533	huge inspector's gravedigger's Guzzlr tablet	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2020-05"
10534	Guzzlr cocktail set	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10535	twirling Guzzlrbuck	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10536	Guzzlr hat	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10537	Guzzlr shoes	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-05"
10538	Guzzlr pants	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10539	greasy Guzzlr souvenir stein	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-05"
10540	Guzzlr tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10541	practically non-alcoholic mediocre Ghiaccio Colada	1	decent	Last Available: "2020-05"
10542	mediocre practically non-alcoholic Sourfinger	1	decent	Last Available: "2020-05"
10543	mediocre watered-down Nog-on-the-Cob	2	decent	Last Available: "2020-05"
10544	aged red Steamboat	4	awesome	Last Available: "2020-05"
10545	fancy delicious Buttery Boy	3	awesome	Effect: "Bear Clawed", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2020-05"
10546	Never Don't Stop Not Striving	0		Skill: "Always Never Not Guzzling", Last Available: "2020-05"
10547	ghostly pulsating asbestos-lined MacGyver's clown car key	0		Maximum MP: +100, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10548	hardy veiny Da Vinci's batting cage key	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Maximum HP: 60, Last Available: "2020-08"
10549	frightening rosy-cheeked aqu&iacute; of the scaredy-cat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Monster Level: -15, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10550	crafty sage thinker's knob labinet key	0		Mysticality: +10, Mysticality Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10551	shellacked strapping weremoose key of the sewer	0		Muscle: +5, Damage Reduction: 7, Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-08"
10552	ribald peg key	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10553	kekekey of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10554	wobbly inspector's rabbit's foot key	0		Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2020-08"
10555	coward's ruddy knob shaft skate key	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2020-08"
10556	dog trainer's vibrating groovy ice key	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2020-08"
10557	razor-sharp anchovy can key	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2020-08"
10558	yellow flame-retardant scandalous cactus key	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2020-08"
10559	tumbling sage f'c'le sh'c'le k'y of chilblains	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-08"
10560	boxer's treasure chest key of the detective	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2020-08"
10561	skewed quilted extremely unsafe arcane researcher's demonic key	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Damage Absorption: +40, Last Available: "2020-08"
10562	quilted key sausage	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Last Available: "2020-08"
10563	shellacked grievous knob treasury key	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2020-08"
10564	Van der Graaf smartaleck's scrap key of the businessman	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +50, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2020-08"
10565	bouncing scandalous MacGyver's rose key	0		Maximum MP: +100, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10566	family-friendly music box key	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2020-08"
10567	experienced actual skeleton key of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Experience: +2, Last Available: "2020-08"
10568	shaking olive tumbling Lo Pan's grievous deep-fried key of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2020-08"
10569	Usain Bolt's scandalous discarded bike lock key	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2020-08"
10570	Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette	0		
10571	twirling Manual of Lock Picking	0		Skill: "Lock Picking", Last Available: "2020-08"
10572	deionized blurry marshroom	0		Effect: "Chilblains of the Corn", Effect Duration: 63
10573	wobbly bag of Iunion stones	0		Free Pull
10574	Iunion Crown	0		Last Available: "2020-06"
10575	twirling drippy candy bar	0		
10576	warmed salty drippy candy bar	0		Effect: "Memory of Attractiveness", Effect Duration: 54
10577	concentrated double-enhanced squat olive writhing drippy candy bar	0		Effect: "Updated", Effect Duration: 63
10578	liquefied alkaline gooey drippy candy bar	0		Effect: "Starry-Eyed", Effect Duration: 43
10579	purple ghostly baby camelCalf	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-07"
10580	dromedary drinking helmet	0		
10581	upside-down upside-down jittery packaged SpinMaster&trade; lathe	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-08"
10582	SpinMaster&trade; lathe	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10583	flimsy hardwood scraps	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10584	fuchsia jittery dog trainer's birch battery of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Experience (familiar): +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-08"
10585	Oprah's ebony epee of Leguizamo of the early riser	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Monster Level: +20, Adventures: +7, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Disarming Thrust", Last Available: "2020-08"
10586	Tesla baleful weeping willow wand of the detective	0		Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +20, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Barrage of Tears", Last Available: "2020-08"
10587	auspicious nasty beechwood blowgun of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Stench Damage: +5, Item Drop: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Poison Dart", Last Available: "2020-08"
10588	squat dog trainer's brainy maple magnet of Gandalf	0		Mysticality: +5, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Experience (familiar): +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-08"
10589	Dreadsylvanian hemlock	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10590	Jack Frost's wicked wizardly hemlock helm	0		Mysticality: +25, Spell Damage: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2020-08"
10591	upside-down sweaty balsam	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10592	vibrating rock-hard balsam barrel of extreme caution	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2020-08"
10593	redwood	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10594	pressed vacuum-sealed upside-down redwood rain stick	0		Effect: "Virgo Rising", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2020-08"
10595	purpleheart logs	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10596	Tesla ruddy Rosewater's purpleheart &quot;pants&quot;	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Maximum HP Percent: +40, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10597	wormwood stick	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10598	fortified wicked cool wormwood wedding ring of terror of temperance	0		Moxie: +5, Spell Damage: +5, Damage Absorption: +60, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-08"
10599	shaking Dripwood slab	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10600	drippy diadem	0		Drippy Resistance: +15, Last Available: "2020-08"
10601	Thwaitgold slug statuette	0		
10602	therapeutic ert grey goo ring	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
10603	mirror twirling fistful of wood shavings	0		
10604	Yeg's Motel ashtray	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10605	Yeg's Motel alarm clock	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10606	deionized non-dry narrow Yeg's Motel toothbrush	0		Effect: "Omphalotus Omnipresence", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2020-09"
10607	quadruple-improved maroon Yeg's Motel hand soap	0		Effect: "Fireproof Lips", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2020-09"
10608	Yeg's Motel sewing kit	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10609	moldy massive gray Yeg's Motel pillow mint	7	crappy	Last Available: "2020-09"
10610	Yeg's Motel disposable razor	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10611	nitrogenated maroon shaking Yeg's Motel mouthwash	0		Effect: "Cheered Up", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2020-09"
10612	purple Yeg's Motel shower cap of extreme caution of incineration	0		Monster Level: -25, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-09"
10613	Van der Graaf Yeg's Motel bathrobe of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-09"
10614	avaricious Tesla Yeg's Motel slippers	0		Meat Drop: +30, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-09"
10615	Yeg's Motel stationery	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10616	Yeg's Motel minibar key	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10617	teal sizzling desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10618	frost-rimed desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10619	twirling uncanny desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10620	nasty desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10621	twirling tumbling greasy desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10622	chess set	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10623	blinking onyx king	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10624	twirling onyx queen	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10625	onyx rook	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10626	upside-down wobbly blurry onyx bishop	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10627	onyx knight	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10628	jittery onyx pawn	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10629	narrow alabaster king	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10630	upside-down alabaster queen	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10631	alabaster rook	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10632	alabaster bishop	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10633	alabaster knight	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10634	cyan alabaster pawn	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10635	bagged Cargo Cultist Shorts	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-09"
10636	ghostly up-at-dawn knitted Temple Grandin's weightlifter's Cargo Cultist Shorts	0		Muscle: +15, Familiar Weight: +7, Cold Resistance: +3, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2020-09"
10637	complicated device	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10638	lousy flask of moonshine	3	decent	Last Available: "2020-09"
10639	gray fireproof supercool smooth sea-worn candlestick	0		Moxie: +15, Moxie Percent: +20, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2020-09"
10640	jittery Universal Seasoning	0		
10641	magnetized dry null-day exploit	0		Effect: "Eagle Eyes", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2025-12"
10642	flame orb	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10643	bland chocolate chip muffin	3	decent	
10644	green Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-10"
10645	Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read)	0		Last Available: "2020-10"
10646	packaged knock-off retro superhero cape	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-11"
10647	Vampire Slicer trench cape	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +50, Hot Resistance: +3, Cold Resistance: +3, Spooky Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +3
10648	box o' ghosts	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10649	wobbly gregarious ghostling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10650	blinking grinning ghostling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10651	greedy ghostling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10652	teal subscription cocoa dispenser	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10653	ionized anodized pulsating gray pulsating fortifying hot cocoa	0		Effect: "Insatiable Hunger", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2020-12"
10654	ionized boiling hot cocoa	0		Effect: "Jawin'", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2020-12"
10655	aerosolized energized pickled cool hot cocoa	0		Effect: "Serendipi Tea", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2020-12"
10656	quantum overly-fancy hot cocoa	0		Effect: "Blessing of Charcoatl", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2020-12"
10657	deionized twirling narrow hot cocoa au beurre	0		Effect: "On the Shoulders of Giants", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2020-12"
10658	enhanced blinking hot cocoa with rainbow marshmallows	0		Effect: "Stinky Weapon", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2020-12"
10659	squat blinking Book of Old-Timey Carols of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2020-12"
10660	nippy Crimbo smile	0		Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-12"
10661	dog trainer's SalesCo sample kit	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2020-12"
10662	extra-concentrated candy harmonica	0		Effect: "Dreadful Sheen", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2020-12"
10663	enhanced quadruple-oxidized blue sugar	0		Effect: "Heart of Orange", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2020-12"
10664	magnetized multi-level marzipan	0		Effect: "Salty Mouth", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2020-12"
10665	wizardly plastic Crimbo caroler	0		Mysticality: +25, Last Available: "2020-12"
10666	quilted plastic multi-level marketer	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Last Available: "2020-12"
10667	jittery Da Vinci's plastic Crimbo cheer	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Last Available: "2020-12"
10668	upside-down auspicious plastic Mirth	0		Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2020-12"
10669	zippy plastic Penny	0		Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2020-12"
10670	overflowing gift basket	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10671	bouncing personalized wassail stein	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10672	tabletop candy dispenser	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10673	purple resourceful neck wreath	0		Maximum MP: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10674	jittery curative shining star cap	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2020-12"
10675	smelly nativity shorts	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-12"
10676	Sherlock's grievous myrrh pouch	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Item Drop: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10677	twirling executive frankincenser of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2020-12"
10678	Sherlock's Jack Frost's gilded trumpet	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10679	ghostly &quot;reusable&quot; grocery bag of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-12"
10680	padded wine carrier	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-12"
10681	chilly candy bucket	0		Cold Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-12"
10682	anodized unsweetened jittery blinking prescription teeth whitener	0		Effect: "Berry Statistical", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2020-12"
10683	ionized modified tarnished imported lemon lozenge	0		Effect: "Salt Rockin'", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2020-12"
10684	polarized wet denatured hermedisiac cologne	0		Effect: "Salad Days", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2020-12"
10685	government food shipment	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10686	government booze shipment	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10687	twirling government candy shipment	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10688	shaking jittery Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10689	teal mirror Crimbo Carol tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10690	Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10691	food drive button	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10692	yellow booze drive button	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10693	blinking shaking candy drive button	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10694	food mailing list	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10695	booze mailing list	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10696	yellow candy mailing list	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10697	bouncing bouncing prompt rock-hard fruit bat	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Adventures: +3, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10698	spinning curative Socratic tinsel orb	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Last Available: "2020-12"
10699	jittery foul-smelling snowpack of the sweet-tooth	0		Stench Damage: +10, Candy Drop: +100, Class: "Pastamancer", Last Available: "2020-12"
10700	greedy hardened Satan hat	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Meat Drop: +20, Class: "Sauceror", Last Available: "2020-12"
10701	yellow quilted Crimbo stockings of Calamity Jane	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Class: "Disco Bandit", Last Available: "2020-12"
10702	wicked poncho de azucar of chilblains	0		Spell Damage: +5, Cold Damage: +25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Last Available: "2020-12"
10703	blurry The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1	0		Skill: "Long Winter's Nap", Last Available: "2020-12"
10704	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used)	0		Skill: "Long Winter's Nap", Last Available: "2020-12"
10705	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2	0		Skill: "Bowl Full of Jelly", Last Available: "2020-12"
10706	pulsating The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used)	0		Skill: "Bowl Full of Jelly", Last Available: "2020-12"
10707	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3	0		Skill: "Ashes and Soot", Last Available: "2020-12"
10708	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used)	0		Skill: "Ashes and Soot", Last Available: "2020-12"
10709	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4	0		Skill: "Eye and a Twist", Last Available: "2020-12"
10710	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used)	0		Skill: "Eye and a Twist", Last Available: "2020-12"
10711	shaking The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5	0		Skill: "Dimples, How Merry!", Last Available: "2020-12"
10712	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used)	0		Skill: "Dimples, How Merry!", Last Available: "2020-12"
10713	red The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6	0		Skill: "Chubby and Plump", Last Available: "2020-12"
10714	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used)	0		Skill: "Chubby and Plump", Last Available: "2020-12"
10715	adequate and pepper (stale)	3	good	Last Available: "2020-12"
10716	tolerable cranberry margarita (brackish)	4	good	Last Available: "2020-12"
10717	fuzzy polar bear ears	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2020-12"
10718	nose	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2020-12"
10719	fuchsia goose mask	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2020-12"
10720	delicious irresponsibly strong barrel-aged eggnog	10	awesome	Last Available: "2020-12"
10721	stale massive squat hand-crafted candy cane	10	decent	Last Available: "2020-12"
10722	rotten fancy drive-thru burger	4	crappy	Effect: "Healthy Bronze Glow", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2020-12"
10723	bad practically non-alcoholic Boulevardier cocktail	1	decent	Last Available: "2020-12"
10724	boiled Hotwire&trade; brand candy rope	0		Effect: "Rad-ish", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2020-12"
10725	bland bowl full of jelly	3	decent	Last Available: "2020-12"
10726	enchanted bad blinking narrow Eye and a Twist	3	decent	Effect: "Yeah, It's Just Gasoline", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2020-12"
10727	ionized altered liquefied ghostly Chubby and Plump bar	0		Effect: "For Your Brain Only", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2020-12"
10728	digibritches	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10729	pulsating packaged crystal ball	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-01"
10730	crystal ball	0		Initiative: +50, Last Available: "2021-01", Item Drop (sporadic): +25
10731	fresh can of paint	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-12"
10732	fresh coat of paint	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10733	emotion chip	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-02", Skill: "Emotionally Chipped"
10734	bouncing shaking spinal-fluid-covered emotion chip	0		Last Available: "2021-02", Skill: "Emotionally Chipped"
10735	robo-battery	0		
10736	pulsating Thwaitgold listening bug statuette	0		
10737	power seed	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-03"
10738	mirror potted power plant	0		Last Available: "2021-03"
10739	colloidal shaking battery (AAA)	0		Effect: "Simulation Stimulation", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2021-03"
10740	modified battery (AA)	0		Effect: "Is This Your Card?", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2021-03"
10741	enhanced improved fuchsia mirror battery (D)	0		Effect: "Reedy Pipes", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2021-03"
10742	wet pickled blurry battery (9-Volt)	0		Effect: "Cruisin' for a Bruisin'", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2021-03"
10743	irradiated warmed battery (lantern)	0		Effect: "Permanent Halloween", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2021-03"
10744	irradiated battery (car)	0		Effect: "Goldentongue", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2021-03"
10745	olive cryptocloak	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10746	cyan marshmallow	0		
10747	bad marshmallow bomb	3	decent	Last Available: "2021-03"
10748	upside-down packaged backup camera	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-04"
10749	backup camera	0		Maximum HP / MP: +20, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Back-Up to your Last Enemy", Last Available: "2021-04"
10750	lime green tumbling shortest-order cook	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-05"
10751	ghostly plate	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10752	quantum colloidal bouncing cyan short beer	0		Effect: "Always be Collecting", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2021-05"
10753	oxidized huge short stack of pancakes	0		Effect: "Izchak's Blessing", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2021-05"
10754	polymerized red shaking short stick of butter	0		Effect: "Sweet and Green", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2021-05"
10755	frozen electrified spinning wobbly short glass of water	0		Effect: "Bone Homie", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2021-05"
10756	quadruple-polarized squat short	0		Effect: "Phairly Pheromonal", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2021-05"
10757	Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette	0		
10758	quantum of familiar	0		
10759	fireproof Da Vinci's familiar scrapbook	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Hot Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Show Your Boring Familiar Pictures", Last Available: "2021-06"
10760	mirror packaged familiar scrapbook	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-06"
10761	clan underground fireworks shop	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10762	sizzling Van der Graaf padded fedora-mounted fountain	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Hot Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10763	supercharged rock-hard sombrero-mounted sparkler of the early riser	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Adventures: +7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10764	censurious dog trainer's porkpie-mounted popper of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Experience (familiar): +1, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10765	squat rocket	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10766	rocket	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10767	rocket	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10768	moldy miniature wobbly wobbly lime green fire crackers	2	crappy	Last Available: "2021-07"
10769	gray Arr, M80	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10770	wobbly pulsating wholesome brainy Catherine Wheel	0		Mysticality: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10771	rock-hard rocket boots of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Damage Reduction: 5, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10772	clever Samson's sparkler	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum MP: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10773	squat Our Daily Candles&trade; order form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-08"
10774	improved Scent of a Human&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Superhuman Sarcasm", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2021-08"
10775	enhanced blue upside-down The Beast Within&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Full of Wist", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2021-08"
10776	non-corrupted green Salsa Caliente&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Speed of the Internet", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2021-08"
10777	liquefied moist aerosolized Smoldering Clover&trade; candle	0		Effect: "High Blood Chocolate Content", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2021-08"
10778	aerosolized Napalm In The Morning&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Super Accuracy", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2021-08"
10779	therapeutic extra-large utility candle of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10780	blue shaking ruddy runed taper candle of the scaredy-cat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Monster Level: -15, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10781	scandalous supercool novelty sparkling candle of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Moxie Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10782	Oprah's Newton's Abracandalabra	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10783	lightning-fast extra-wide head candle of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Initiative: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10784	alkaline triple-aerosolized quantum mirror natural magick candle	0		Effect: "Employee of the Month", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2021-08"
10785	extra-polarized olive rainbow glitter candle	0		Effect: "Spooky Flavor", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2021-08"
10786	adjusted triple-flattened bouncing banana candle	0		Effect: "Morbidi Tea", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2021-08"
10787	dry alkaline gray ear candle	0		Effect: "Ticking Clock", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2021-08"
10788	oxidized pressed mirror red votive of confidence	0		Effect: "Smoky Third Eye", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2021-08"
10789	blurry ghostly forbidden water candle	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Water: 3, Lasts Until Rollover
10790	huge steel-toed B. L. A. R. T.	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "B. L. A. R. T. Spray (narrow)", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "B. L. A. R. T. Spray (medium)", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "B. L. A. R. T. Spray (wide)"
10791	Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette	0		
10792	empty nacho cheese can	0		Water: 1
10793	literal bucket hat	0		Water: 5
10794	rainproof barrel caulk	0		
10795	upside-down pump grease	0		
10796	packaged industrial fire extinguisher	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-09"
10797	Usain Bolt's nasty studded arcane researcher's industrial fire extinguisher of wisdom of the bloodbag	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum HP: +100, Stench Damage: +5, Initiative: +80, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam 'em Up", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Polar Vortex", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam Yourself", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Blast the Area", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Zone Specific", Last Available: "2021-09"
10798	blurry The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells	0		Skill: "Dead Nostrils", Last Available: "2021-08"
10799	The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read)	0		Skill: "Dead Nostrils", Last Available: "2021-08"
10800	1950 Vampire Vintner wine	1	awesome	Last Available: "2021-10"
10801	bottled Vampire Vintner	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-10"
10802	blue French-Transylvanian Dictionary	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10803	skewed packaged Daylight Shavings Helmet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-11"
10804	reassuring shellacked strapping Daylight Shavings Helmet	0		Muscle: +5, Damage Reduction: 7, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2021-11"
10805	eggwater	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2021-12"
10806	immense stale mirror bread man	10	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10807	low-calorie yummy plain candy cane	1	awesome	Last Available: "2021-12"
10808	spoiled flour cookie	4	crappy	Last Available: "2021-12"
10809	twirling aromatic plastic food lab	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10810	MacGyver's plastic nog lab	0		Maximum MP: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10811	wobbly cyan stylish plastic chem lab	0		Moxie: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10812	knitted plastic primary lab	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10813	teal plastic Cheer Core of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10814	packaged medicine cabinet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-12"
10815	medicine cabinet	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10816	toasty boxer's ice crown of the businessman	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-12"
10817	double-paned quilted boxer's jeans	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Damage Absorption: +40, Cold Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-12"
10818	jittery miser's sharpshooter's MacGyver's ice wrap	0		Maximum MP: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-12"
10819	special toothsome small tofu pop	2	awesome	Effect: "Stregngth of the Gnome", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2021-12"
10820	adequate special skewed bowl of prescription candy	4	good	Effect: "Mariachi Mood", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2021-12"
10821	spoiled bouncing fishcake	4	crappy	Last Available: "2021-12"
10822	rotten huge bone broth	3	crappy	Last Available: "2021-12"
10823	flavorless star pop	3	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10824	enchanted drinkable narrow Doc's Fortifying Wine	4	good	Effect: "Healthy, Elfy, and Wise", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2021-12"
10825	irresponsibly strong hand-crafted Doc's Smartifying Wine	6	EPIC	Last Available: "2021-12"
10826	perfectly mixed Doc's Limbering Wine	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2021-12"
10827	drinkable irresponsibly strong Doc's Medical-Grade Wine	9	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10828	vaporized huge jittery Homebodyl&trade;	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10829	mixed Extrovermectin&trade;	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10830	altered maroon twirling Breathitin&trade;	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10831	modified pulsating Fleshazole&trade;	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10832	vacuum-sealed oxidized anti-burn cream	0		Effect: "Rainbow Bright", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2021-12"
10833	magnetized concentrated anti-freeze cream	0		Effect: "Buggy Flavor", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2021-12"
10834	denatured anti-goosebump cream	0		Effect: "Proprie Tea", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2021-12"
10835	corrupted warmed anti-odor cream	0		Effect: "Transcendental Wind", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2021-12"
10836	ionized vacuum-sealed anti-creep cream	0		Effect: "Healthy Bronze Glow", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2021-12"
10837	quadruple-modified anti-pain cream	0		Effect: "Hood Ridin'", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2021-12"
10838	bad Doc's Special Reserve Wine	4	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10839	miniature flavorless bread pie	2	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10840	acceptable clear Russian	4	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10841	zero-trust tanktop	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10842	jittery Crimbo ball	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10843	cyan Crimbo ball	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10844	olive gooified animal matter	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10845	bouncing gooified vegetable matter	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10846	gooified mineral matter	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10847	apple brown pudding pie	3	EPIC	Effect: "Hoity Toity", Effect Duration: 13
10848	extra-sweet chocolate and pear nog	3	good	Effect: "Hoity Toity", Effect Duration: 33
10849	coagulated plum pudding isomers	2		Effect: "Festively Experimented-Upon", Effect Duration: 50
10850	blinking goo magnet	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10851	cozy scarf of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2021-12"
10852	normal immense huge Crimbo cookie	9	good	Last Available: "2023-06"
10853	wet concentrated jittery mirror wobbly fleshy putty	0		Effect: "Earthen Fist", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2021-12"
10854	inspector's third ear	0		Item Drop: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10855	festive egg sac	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10856	green poisonsettia	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10857	occult peppermint-scented socks	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2021-12"
10858	the Crymbich Manuscript	0		Skill: "Ancient Crymbo Lore", Last Available: "2021-12"
10859	projectile chemistry set	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10860	greedy depleted Crimbonium football helmet	0		Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2021-12"
10861	synthetic rock	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10862	tasty &quot;caramel&quot;	3	awesome	Last Available: "2021-12"
10863	blinking steel-toed self-repairing earmuffs	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Last Available: "2021-12"
10864	zippy carnivorous potted plant	0		Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2021-12"
10865	universal biscuit	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10866	twirling Rosewater's yule hatchet	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Last Available: "2021-12"
10867	blurry potato alarm clock	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10868	spoiled super-sized gray lab-grown meat	5	crappy	Last Available: "2021-12"
10869	pulsating padded fleece	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Last Available: "2021-12"
10870	narrow boxed gumball machine	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10871	cloning kit	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10872	greasy pants	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2021-12"
10873	dance instructor's Fonzie's can of mixed everything of the businessman	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2021-12"
10874	tumbling Site Alpha ID badge	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10875	ghostly the Crymbich Manuscript (used)	0		Skill: "Ancient Crymbo Lore", Last Available: "2021-12"
10876	jumbo flavorless meatball	5	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10877	cloned monster	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10878	meatball machine	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10879	lime green refurbished air fryer	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10880	altered squat fried air	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10881	11-leaf clover	0		
10882	huge carton of astral energy drinks	0		
10883	compressed blinking tumbling astral energy drink	1		
10884	mint condition magnifying glass	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
10885	Jack Frost's Tesla magnifying glass of incineration	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +50, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2022-12"
10886	watered-down acceptable spinning void lager	2	good	Last Available: "2022-12"
10887	flavorless bite-sized narrow void burger	1	decent	Last Available: "2022-12"
10888	void stone	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
10889	MacGyver's weightlifter's beefy void shard of incineration	0		Muscle: 25, Maximum MP: +100, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2022-12"
10890	undrilled cosmic bowling ball	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-01"
10891	cyan cosmic bowling ball	0		Last Available: "2022-01"
10892	combat lover's locket lockbox	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-02"
10893	energetic combat lover's locket	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Single Equip, Gear Drop: [pref(locketPhylum,demon)*50], Last Available: "2022-02"
10894	pulsating Thwaitgold protozoa statuette	0		
10895	blurry grey gosling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-03"
10896	squat grey down vest	0		Experience (familiar): +2
10897	trojan horseshoe	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10898	skewed undamaged Unbreakable Umbrella	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-04"
10899	spinning Newton's cool unbreakable umbrella (broken) of the sweet-tooth of the cheetah	0		Moxie: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Candy Drop: +100, Initiative: +60
10900	pulsating MayDay&trade; contract	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-05"
10901	MayDay&trade; supply package	0		Last Available: "2022-05"
10902	double-wet emergency glowstick	0		Effect: "Ice Packed", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2022-05"
10903	occult survival knife	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10904	quilted crank-powered radio on a lanyard	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10905	lard-coated headlamp	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10906	horrifying Jack Frost's thermal blanket of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10907	mirror careful atlas of local maps	0		Monster Level: -10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10908	triple-modified magnetized spare battery	0		Effect: "Human-Human Hybrid", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2022-05"
10909	shaking pulsating space blanket	0		Last Available: "2022-05"
10910	Vulcanized non-unsweetened single-use dust mask	0		Effect: "Warm Shoulders", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2022-05"
10911	energized bouncing gaffer's tape	0		Effect: "Elvish", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2022-05"
10912	normal immense 20-lb can of rice and beans	7	good	Last Available: "2022-05"
10913	bar of freeze-dried water	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2022-05"
10914	super-sized moldy expired MRE	5	crappy	Last Available: "2022-05"
10915	stale cool mint precipice bar	3	decent	Last Available: "2022-05"
10916	low-calorie stale fuchsia carrot cake precipice bar	1	decent	Last Available: "2022-05"
10917	upside-down The Big Book of Every Skill	0		
10918	jittery Thwaitgold harvestman statuette	0		
10919	packaged June cleaver	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-06"
10920	crafty rock-hard smooth June cleaver	0		Moxie: +15, Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum MP: +10, Attacks Can't Miss, Last Available: "2022-06"
10921	artisanal triple-distilled Dad's brandy	9	EPIC	Last Available: "2022-06"
10922	narrow jittery aromatic frightening teacher's pen	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2022-06"
10923	bland fire-roasted lake trout	3	decent	Last Available: "2022-06"
10924	spoiled guilty sprout	4	crappy	Last Available: "2022-06"
10925	lion tamer's mother's necklace of the glutton	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2022-06"
10926	concentrated skewed trampled ticket stub	0		Effect: "You Know What's Up", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2022-06"
10927	warmed savings bond	0		Effect: "Chow Downed", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2022-06"
10928	designer sweatpants (new stock)	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-07"
10929	designer sweatpants	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flick", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flood", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Spray", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Sip", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Make Sweat-Ade", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drench Yourself in Sweat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sip Some Sweat", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Sweat Out Some Booze", Last Available: "2022-07"
10930	dried skewed sweat-ade	1		Last Available: "2022-07"
10931	blue unopened stillsuit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-08"
10932	stillsuit	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Damage: +10, Last Available: "2022-08"
10933	thick dinosaur	0		
10934	blurry dinosaur scale	0		
10935	narrow pristine dinosaur feather	0		
10936	nasty dinosaur spike	0		
10937	inspector's pterodactyl rifle	0		Item Drop: +15, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Snipe Pterodactyl"
10938	upside-down birdseed hat	0		
10939	shaking flatusaur gasmask	0		
10940	olive dinosaur dart	0		
10941	boiled ionized shaking olive Dino DNAde&trade;	0		Effect: "Sausage Festive", Effect Duration: 24
10942	spinning dinosaur repellent	0		
10943	greasy camouflage vest	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
10944	teal Dinodollar	0		
10945	valuable dinosaur droppings	0		
10946	dinosaur pheromone kit	0		
10947	censurious awkward dinosaur research harness of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +5
10948	reflective vest of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3
10949	blurry double-paned dinosaur	0		Cold Resistance: +5
10950	Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette	0		
10951	wobbly packaged Jurassic Parka	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-09"
10952	purple Jurassic Parka of the wise owl of mayonnaise	0		Mysticality: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Avoid Attack: 1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Engage ultra-attractive parka mode", Last Available: "2022-09"
10953	fuchsia boxed autumn-aton	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-10"
10954	autumn-aton	0		Last Available: "2022-10"
10955	ionized polarized autumn leaf	0		Effect: "Mercenary", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2022-10"
10956	bad AutumnFest ale	3	decent	Last Available: "2022-10"
10957	ghostly rosy-cheeked wicked deadly autumn sweater-weather sweater	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Spell Damage: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-10"
10958	greedy inspector's friendly wizardly autumn debris shield	0		Mysticality: +25, Familiar Weight: +3, Item Drop: +15, Meat Drop: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-10"
10959	rotten autumn-spice donut	3	crappy	Last Available: "2022-10"
10960	ionized ionized autumn dollar	0		Effect: "Preemptive Medicine", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2022-10"
10961	rosewater-soaked dance instructor's autumn leaf pendant of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-10"
10962	distilled autumn breeze	1		Effect: "Ooh, Salty!", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2022-10"
10963	nitrogenated polymerized blurry autumn years wisdom	0		Effect: "Stench Jellied", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2022-10"
10964	familiar-in-the-middle wrapper	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10965	lousy lime green Oopsie IPA	4	decent	Last Available: "2022-10"
10966	mummified entombed cookbookbat	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-11"
10967	Yeast of Boris	0		Last Available: "2022-11"
10968	St. Sneaky Pete's Whey	0		Last Available: "2022-11"
10969	Vegetable of Jarlsberg	0		Last Available: "2022-11"
10970	spoiled olive ratatouille de Jarlsberg	3	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
10971	decent jumbo Jarlsberg's vegetable soup	5	good	Last Available: "2022-11"
10972	super-sized adequate roasted vegetable of Jarlsberg	5	good	Last Available: "2022-11"
10973	miniature delicious twirling St. Pete's sneaky smoothie	2	awesome	Last Available: "2022-11"
10974	flavorless Pete's wiley whey bar	4	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
10975	decent lime green Pete's rich ricotta	3	good	Last Available: "2022-11"
10976	lousy strong Boris's beer	5	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
10977	bite-sized decent honey bun of Boris	1	good	Last Available: "2022-11"
10978	half-sized normal Boris's bread	2	good	Last Available: "2022-11"
10979	Recipe of Before Yore: ratatouille de Jarlsberg	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "ratatouille de Jarlsberg"
10980	Recipe of Before Yore: Jarlsberg's vegetable soup	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Jarlsberg's vegetable soup"
10981	skewed Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable of J.	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "roasted vegetable of Jarlsberg"
10982	Recipe of Before Yore: St. Pete's sneaky smoothie	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "St. Pete's sneaky smoothie"
10983	Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's wily whey bar	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Pete's wiley whey bar"
10984	narrow Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's rich ricotta	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Pete's rich ricotta"
10985	Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's beer	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Boris's beer"
10986	Recipe of Before Yore: honey bun of Boris	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "honey bun of Boris"
10987	skewed Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's bread	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Boris's bread"
10988	enchanted toothsome bouncing baked veggie ricotta casserole	3	awesome	Effect: "Sticky Fingers", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2022-11"
10989	flavorless enchanted plain calzone	4	decent	Effect: "Benetton's Medley of Diversity", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2022-11"
10990	flavorless bouncing roasted vegetable focaccia	3	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
10991	decent Pizza of Legend	3	good	Last Available: "2022-11"
10992	massive spoiled Calzone of Legend	6	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
10993	Recipe of Before Yore: Calzone of Legend	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Calzone of Legend"
10994	Recipe of Before Yore: Pizza of Legend	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Pizza of Legend"
10995	Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable focaccia	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "roasted vegetable focaccia"
10996	gray Recipe of Before Yore: plain calzone	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "plain calzone"
10997	Recipe of Before Yore: baked veggie ricotta	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "baked veggie ricotta casserole"
10998	pulsating cookbookbat book	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10999	upside-down Recipe of Before Yore: Deep Dish of Legend	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Deep Dish of Legend"
11000	miniature decent skewed Deep Dish of Legend	2	good	Last Available: "2022-11"
11001	deed to Oliver's Place	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-01"
11002	drink chit	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11003	yellow shaking government per-diem	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11004	miser's prohie's hat	0		Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2024-01"
11005	electrified extra-diffused imported taffy	0		Effect: "Holiday Disappointment", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2024-01"
11006	flame-retardant Charleston shoes of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-01"
11007	booze bindle	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11008	tumbling perfumed rare oboe of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2024-01"
11009	huge dance instructor's bullet necklace of Flo-Jo	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Initiative: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-01"
11010	normal small swamp haunch	2	good	Last Available: "2024-01"
11011	smooth gator shades of the cheetah	0		Moxie: +15, Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-01"
11012	milk cap	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11013	artisanal gray Charleston Choo-Choo	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-01"
11014	drinkable skewed blurry Velvet Veil	3	good	Last Available: "2024-01"
11015	strong artisanal Marltini	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-01"
11016	tolerable Strong, Silent Type	3	good	Last Available: "2024-01"
11017	artisanal Mysterious Stranger	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-01"
11018	tolerable Champagne Shimmy	3	good	Last Available: "2024-01"
11019	spinning the Sot's parcel	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11020	wholesome wizardly ceramic cestus	0		Mysticality: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Punch", Last Available: "2023-12"
11021	scandalous ceramic centurion shield of courage of temperance	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Bash", Last Available: "2023-12"
11022	blurry gravedigger's ceramic celery grater of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Spooky Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Grate", Last Available: "2023-12"
11023	ribald hardened ceramic celsiturometer of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Damage Reduction: 3, Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Boil", Last Available: "2023-12"
11024	supercharged veiny ceramic cerecloth belt of Gandalf	0		Maximum HP: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Skullgaze", Last Available: "2023-12"
11025	horrifying energetic weightlifter's ceramic cenobite's robe	0		Muscle: +15, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Cenobitize", Last Available: "2023-12"
11026	compressed shaking green ceramic scree	1		Effect: "Bustle Hustlin'", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2023-12"
11027	denatured ionized oxidized extra-hard jawbreaker	0		Effect: "Weird Vibrations", Effect Duration: 11
11028	lightning-fast Jim Carey's chiffon chevrons of the businessman	0		Monster Level: +25, Meat Drop: +50, Initiative: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11029	wobbly twirling flame-wreathed dance instructor's Samson's chiffon chapeau	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11030	bouncing nippy extremely unsafe chiffon chamberpot of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Cold Damage: +10, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11031	skewed auspicious nasty cool chiffon chemise	0		Moxie: +5, Stench Damage: +5, Item Drop: +10, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11032	banded slick chiffon chakram of the cheetah	0		Moxie: +10, Damage Absorption: +100, Initiative: +60, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11033	lime green spinning mirror knitted dangerous chiffon chaps of the businessman	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +50, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11034	powdered lime green chiffon carbage	1		Last Available: "2023-12"
11035	colloidal jittery chiffon lemon	0		Effect: "Pla-see-bo", Effect Duration: 17
11036	adequate chocomotive	3	good	Last Available: "2022-12"
11037	miniature decent shaking freightcake	2	good	Last Available: "2022-12"
11038	hand-crafted weak wobbly blue blurry cabooze	2	super EPIC	Last Available: "2022-12"
11039	plastic caboose	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11040	mirror plastic passenger car of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Last Available: "2022-12"
11041	Temple Grandin's plastic dining car	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2022-12"
11042	blue reassuring therapeutic plastic coal car	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2022-12"
11043	plastic locomotive of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2022-12"
11044	squat packaged model train set	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-12"
11045	model train set	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11046	blurry purple Crimbo training manual	0		
11047	Abuela Crimbo's special magnet	0		
11048	Trainbot radar monocle	0		Single Equip
11049	huge upside-down pile of Trainbot parts	0		
11050	pressed adjusted green blinking Trainbot circuitry	0		Effect: "Superhuman Sarcasm", Effect Duration: 38
11051	energized Trainbot tubing	0		Effect: "On the Shoulders of Giants", Effect Duration: 56
11052	non-electrified moist fuchsia Trainbot plating	0		Effect: "Sensation", Effect Duration: 38
11053	pressed Trainbot optics	0		Effect: "Baconstoned", Effect Duration: 60
11054	vacuum-sealed denatured blurry Trainbot servomotors	0		Effect: "Papowerful", Effect Duration: 30
11055	cold-filtered pulsating Trainbot linkages	0		Effect: "Macho Profundo", Effect Duration: 24
11056	ping-pong paddle	0		Single Equip
11057	ping-pong ball	0		
11058	fuchsia steel-toed Trainbot harness	0		Damage Reduction: 9
11059	mirror ping-pong table	0		
11060	Crimbo train emergency brake	0		
11061	Trainbot autoassembly module	0		
11062	spinning ribald head-mounted Trainbot of the brazier of Flo-Jo	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +10, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2022-12"
11063	lion tamer's hardy rosy-cheeked leg-mounted Trainbots	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +50, Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2022-12"
11064	twirling resourceful savvy smooth shoulder-mounted Trainbot	0		Moxie: +15, Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2022-12"
11065	cinnamon machine oil	0		
11066	Crimbo crystal shards	0		
11067	mediocre special practically non-alcoholic skewed dregs of a Crimbo cocktail	1	decent	Effect: "Happy Salamander", Effect Duration: 10
11068	lost elf luggage	0		
11069	twirling Trainbot luggage hook	0		Single Equip
11070	moldy bite-sized special blurry honey-drenched ham slice	1	crappy	Effect: "Old School Pompadour", Effect Duration: 5
11071	hand-crafted mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine	4	EPIC	
11072	small flavorless huge Crimbo food scraps	2	decent	
11073	arm towel	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11074	automatic wine thief	0		Single Equip
11075	table-scraper	0		Single Equip
11076	Trainbot slag	0		
11077	industrially-crushed ice	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11078	tasty steamed oyster	4	awesome	
11079	skewed really nice lump of coal	0		
11080	deactivated mini-Trainbot	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11081	steam unit	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11082	shaking crystal Crimbo goblet	0		
11083	gray crystal Crimbo platter	0		
11084	acceptable skewed Crimbosmopolitan	3	good	Last Available: "2022-12"
11085	rotten super-sized Crimbo dinner	5	crappy	Last Available: "2022-12"
11086	narrow overloaded Yule battery	0		Familiar Weight: +25, Last Available: "2022-12"
11087	train whistle	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11088	The Superconductor's CPU	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2022-12"
11089	unoccupied sheep suit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-12"
11090	half-height cigar	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11091	jittery grubby wool	0		
11092	olive double-paned Socratic grubby wool hat of terror	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +5
11093	careful grubby wool scarf of the sewer	0		Monster Level: -10, Stench Damage: +25, Single Equip
11094	mirror skewed vibrating Newton's grubby wool trousers of the brazier	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25
11095	horrifying hardened groovy grubby wool gloves of mayonnaise	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Damage Reduction: 3, Spooky Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
11096	yellow grubby wool beerwarmer	0		
11097	artisanal blinking nice warm beer	4	EPIC	
11098	twirling grubby woolball	0		
11099	blurry Rock Garden Guide	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-01"
11100	upside-down packet of rock seeds	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11101	groveling gravel	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11102	modified squat mirror fruity pebble	1		Last Available: "2023-01"
11103	upside-down lodestone	0		Effect: "Loded", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2023-01"
11104	milestone	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11105	bolder boulder	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11106	molehill mountain	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11107	wobbly gray whet stone	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11108	hard rock	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11109	twirling stalagmite	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11110	chocolate covered ping-pong ball	0		
11112	special miniature delicious pixel bread	2	awesome	Effect: "Rad-ish", Effect Duration: 10
11113	perfectly mixed pixel whiskey	3	EPIC	
11114	cyan pixel rock	0		
11115	S.I.T. Course Voucher	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-02"
11116	pulsating S.I.T. Course Completion Certificate	0		Last Available: "2023-02"
11117	non-boiled electrified glob of extra-green chlorophyll	0		Effect: "Sweet Incentive", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2023-02"
11118	cold-filtered chilled yellow mushroom	0		Effect: "Larger", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2023-02"
11119	ionized twirling five-fingered fern resin	0		Effect: "Nightstalkin'", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2023-02"
11120	enchanted tiny bland blinking super good fruit	1	decent	Effect: "Okee-Dokee Computer", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2023-02"
11121	dehydrated ghostly energized spores	1		Last Available: "2023-02"
11122	huge resourceful Rosewater's hot pepper	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +50, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Hot", Last Available: "2023-02"
11123	non-tarnished vacuum-sealed out-of-work circus flea	0		Effect: "Notably Lovely", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2023-02"
11124	pulsating extra-grubby grub	0		Last Available: "2023-02"
11125	pressed non-adjusted maroon fire ant pheromones	0		Effect: "Wasabi With You", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2023-02"
11126	polarized energized teal flapper fly	0		Effect: "Cold Jellied", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2023-02"
11127	tolerable boozy skewed shot of wasp venom	5	good	Last Available: "2023-02"
11128	activated filled mosquito	0		Effect: "All Is Forgiven", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2023-02"
11129	tarnished warmed shim of shame shale	0		Effect: "Transcendental Wind", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2023-02"
11130	double-Vulcanized chilled pebble of proud pyrite	0		Effect: "Sweet Incentive", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2023-02"
11131	ionized pile of gritty sand	0		Effect: "In Tuna", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2023-02"
11132	mirror hollow rock	0		Last Available: "2023-02"
11133	activated angry agate	0		Effect: "Tiki Thoughtfulness", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2023-02"
11134	electrified frozen triple-cold-filtered lump of loyal latite	0		Effect: "Scorpio Rising", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2023-02"
11135	decent shadow sausage	3	good	Last Available: "2023-03"
11136	zippy dog trainer's shadow skin	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2023-03"
11137	cold-filtered cyan bouncing shadow flame	0		Effect: "Pyramid Power", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2023-03"
11138	decent jumbo green shadow bread	5	good	Last Available: "2023-03"
11139	shadow ice	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11140	perfectly mixed shadow fluid	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-03"
11141	shadow glass	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11142	shadow brick	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11143	shadow sinew	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11144	hand-crafted special weak shaking shadow venom	2	EPIC	Effect: "Thunderspell", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2023-03"
11145	modified shadow nectar	1		Last Available: "2023-03"
11146	rosy-cheeked shadow stick of the ox of Gandalf	0		Muscle: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2023-03"
11147	dance instructor's Rosewater's bat paw	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
11148	red stiffened uncursed bat paw	0		Damage Reduction: 1
11149	studded savvy goblin cape of the detective	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Damage Absorption: +80, Item Drop: +20
11150	uncursed goblin cape of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25
11151	therapeutic dragon wishbone of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
11152	toasty uncursed dragon wishbone	0		Hot Damage: +5
11153	friendly Herculean sage stats of Gandalf	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience (Muscle): +1, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +3
11154	gray double-paned uncursed stats	0		Cold Resistance: +5
11155	olive wholesome beefcake's arcane orb	0		Muscle: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +10
11156	red arcane researcher's uncursed arcane orb	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
11157	narrow machete of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5
11158	greasy uncursed machete	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
11159	blanket	0		
11160	uncursed blanket	0		
11161	huge energetic Da Vinci's medallion of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Maximum MP Percent: +20
11162	smartaleck's uncursed medallion	0		Moxie Percent: +30
11163	Advanced Pig Skinning	0		
11164	The Cheese Wizard's Companion	0		
11165	tumbling Jazz Agent sheet music	0		
11166	Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette	0		
11167	shadowy cheat sheet	0		Free Pull
11168	mirror twirling closed-circuit phone system	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-03"
11169	closed-circuit pay phone	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11170	shadow lighter	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11171	shadow heptahedron	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11172	squat shadow snowflake	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11173	blinking shadow heart	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11174	shadow bucket	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11175	spinning shadow wave	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11176	fuchsia Rufus's shadow lodestone	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11177	executive thinker's shadow chef's hat of Leguizamo	0		Mysticality: +10, Monster Level: +20, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2023-03"
11178	double-paned shellacked shadow trousers of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Damage Reduction: 7, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2023-03"
11179	wobbly shadow hammer of wisdom of chilblains	0		Mysticality: +15, Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2023-03"
11180	supercharged sinister shadow monocle of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Spell Damage: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-03"
11181	blinking purple shadow candle	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shadow Flame", Last Available: "2023-03"
11182	yummy low-calorie shadow hot dog	1	awesome	Last Available: "2023-03"
11183	acceptable extra-dry shadow martini	5	good	Last Available: "2023-03"
11184	mixed blinking shadow pill	1		Effect: "Clean-Shaven", Effect Duration: 35
11185	blurry shadow needle	0		
11186	cursed monkey's paw	0		All Attributes: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, All Resistance: +2, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Slap", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Tickle", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Evil Monkey Eye", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Peace Sign", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Point", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Punch", Last Available: "2023-04"
11187	monkey glove	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-04"
11188	altered altered tumbling shadow candy	0		Effect: "A Taste of Rainbow", Effect Duration: 13
11189	ghostly replica Mr. Accessory	0		
11190	jittery replica Dark Jill-O-Lantern	0		
11191	narrow replica hand turkey outline	0		
11192	pulsating tumbling replica crimbo elfling	0		
11193	replica pygmy bugbear shaman	0		
11194	dedigitizer schematic: cyburger	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11195	spinning replica gravy-covered maypole	0		Item Drop: +25
11196	replica wax lips	0		Experience: +3
11197	replica Tome of Snowcone Summoning	0		
11198	dedigitizer schematic: cybeer	0		Last Available: "2025-12", Softcore Only
11199	huge reassuring scorching ruddy replica jewel-eyed wizard hat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Hot Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Magic Missile"
11200	mirror lion tamer's MacGyver's replica bottle-rocket crossbow of the boozehound	0		Maximum MP: +100, Experience (familiar): +2, Booze Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire red bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire blue bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire orange bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire purple bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire black bottle-rocket"
11201	upside-down Jeselnik's cool replica navel ring of navel gazing of wisdom of the scaredy-cat	0		Mysticality: +15, Moxie: +5, Monster Level: -15, Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip, Item Drop (sporadic): 4.25, Meat Drop (sporadic): 4.25
11202	inspector's stanky replica V for Vivala mask	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip, Combat Item Damage Percent: 50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Creepy Grin"
11203	blue fireproof educational replica haiku katana of the businessman	0		Experience: +1, Hot Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Raindrop Attack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summer Siesta", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Falling Leaf Whirlwind", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Winter's Bite Technique", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "The 17 Cuts"
11204	tumbling replica box of fireworks	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire off a Roman Candle", Item Drop (sporadic): +12.5
11205	bouncing replica cotton candy cocoon	0		
11206	ghostly up-at-dawn lightning-fast therapeutic replica Elvish sunglasses of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Initiative: +40, Adventures: +5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play an Accordion Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Guitar Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Drum Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Flute Solo"
11207	red replica squamous polyp	0		
11208	replica stone sphere	0		
11209	personal trainer's Samson's replica Greatest American Pants of Leguizamo	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Monster Level: +20
11210	upside-down replica organ grinder	0		
11211	friendly healthy replica Juju Mojo Mask of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +3, Single Equip
11212	red skewed auspicious Oprah's banded replica Operation Patriot Shield	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Item Drop: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Shield", Variable
11213	ghostly replica Libram of Resolutions	0		
11214	upside-down ghostly Usain Bolt's asbestos-lined stylish replica plastic vampire fangs	0		Moxie: +25, Hot Resistance: +5, Initiative: +80, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Feed"
11215	teal replica angel	0		
11216	jittery skewed coward's replica Camp Scout backpack	0		Monster Level: -20, Drops Items
11217	replica deactivated nanobots	0		
11218	replica Apathargic Bandersnatch	0		
11219	tumbling replica Smith's Tome	0		
11220	red ghostly replica over-the-shoulder Folder Holder	0		
11221	replica Order of the Green Thumb Order Form	0		
11222	mirror shrink-wrapped Cincho de Mayo	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-05"
11223	stanky manspreader's razor-sharp Cincho de Mayo of the overflowing toilet	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Monster Level: +10, Stench Spell Damage: 75, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Dispense Salt and Lime", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Soundtrack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Fiesta Exit", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Projectile Piñata", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Foul", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Confetti Extravaganza", Last Available: "2023-05"
11224	blurry skewed dedigitizer schematic: psilocyber mushroom	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11225	green replica Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab	0		
11226	lime green replica still grill	0		
11227	replica Crimbo sapling	0		
11228	replica puck	0		
11229	squat replica Chateau Mantegna room key	0		
11230	replica Deck of Every Card	0		
11231	fuchsia replica Source terminal	0		
11232	replica disconnected intergnat	0		
11233	replica Witchess Set	0		
11234	replica genie bottle	0		
11235	replica space planula	0		
11236	replica unpowered Robortender	0		
11237	replica Neverending Party invitation envelope	0		
11238	replica January's Garbage Tote	0		
11239	replica God Lobster Egg	0		
11240	greedy auspicious asbestos-lined replica Fourth of May Cosplay Saber	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +10, Meat Drop: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Use the Force"
11241	narrow toasty chilly banded Socratic replica Kramco Sausage-o-Matic&trade; of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Damage Absorption: +100, Cold Damage: +5, Hot Damage: +5
11242	purple skewed inspector's rosewater-soaked resourceful hardy ruddy educational slick beefcake's strapping replica hewn moon-rune spoon of the dark arts of doom	0		Muscle: 30, Moxie: +10, Experience: +1, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Maximum HP: +50, Maximum MP: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip, Alters Page Text, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Dragoon Platoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spittoon Monsoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Festoon Buffoon", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
11243	replica baby camelCalf	0		
11244	dangerous replica Powerful Glove of the blizzard of the sewer of courage of Flo-Jo	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +3, Initiative: +100, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Replace Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Shrink Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Invisible Avatar", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Triple Size"
11245	wobbly careful healthy dance instructor's educational replica Cargo Cultist Shorts	0		Experience: +1, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Monster Level: -10
11246	frosty sharpshooter's steel-toed thinker's replica industrial fire extinguisher of extreme caution of the sweet-tooth	0		Mysticality: +10, Damage Reduction: 9, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Monster Level: -25, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Candy Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam 'em Up", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Polar Vortex", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam Yourself", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Blast the Area", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Zone Specific"
11247	replica crystal ball	0		Initiative: +50, Item Drop (sporadic): +25
11248	replica emotion chip	0		Skill: "Replica Emotionally Chipped"
11249	ghostly wool replica Jurassic Parka of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Cold Resistance: +1, Avoid Attack: 1
11250	replica grey gosling	0		
11251	replica designer sweatpants	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flick", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flood", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Spray", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Sip", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Make Sweat-Ade", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drench Yourself in Sweat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sip Some Sweat", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Sweat Out Some Booze"
11252	replica plastic pumpkin bucket	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +13, Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.35
11253	replica Ten Dollars	0		
11254	toasty hardy razor-sharp replica Cincho de Mayo of bravery	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP: +50, Hot Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Dispense Salt and Lime", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Soundtrack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Fiesta Exit", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Projectile Piñata", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Foul", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Confetti Extravaganza"
11255	spinning Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette	0		
11256	shrink-wrapped 2002 Mr. Store Catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-06"
11257	pulsating 2002 Mr. Store Catalog	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11258	lightning-fast MacGyver's veiny &quot;I survived Y2K&quot; T-Shirt of the cougar of James Dean of Gandalf	0		Moxie: +20, Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum HP: +10, Maximum MP: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Initiative: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-06"
11259	maroon Letter from Carrie Bradshaw	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11260	Da Vinci's supercool pro skateboard	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Do a Kickflip", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Do a Method!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Do an epic McTwist!", Last Available: "2023-06"
11261	Mr. Accessaturday	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11262	upside-down Meat Butler	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11263	Loathing Idol Microphone	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11264	upside-down Charter: Nellyville	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11265	wobbly Manual of Secret Door Detection	0		Last Available: "2023-06", Skill: "Secret Door Awareness"
11266	red mirror ribald Flash Liquidizer Ultra Dousing Accessory	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Douse Foe", Last Available: "2023-06"
11267	purple rosy-cheeked studded wicked supercool Amulet of Perpetual Darkness	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Spell Damage: +5, Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Blind, Last Available: "2023-06"
11268	Giant monolith	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11269	Crimbo cookie sheet	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11270	narrow VHS Tape	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11271	liquefied skewed scroll of minor invulnerability	0		Effect: "'Roids of the Rhinoceros", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2023-06"
11272	red Lapis Lazuli	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11273	Eye Agate	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11274	Azurite	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11275	Arrow (+1)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11276	anodized energized scroll of protection from lycanthropes	0		Effect: "Thought", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2023-06"
11277	mirror Loathing Idol Microphone (75% charged)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11278	twirling Loathing Idol Microphone (50% charged)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11279	red Loathing Idol Microphone (25% charged)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11280	Replica 2002 Mr. Store Catalog	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11281	gray Mr. Big's Wallet	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11282	artisanal bouncing Sexy Cosmo	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-06"
11283	Souvenir Chopsticks	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11284	twirling upside-down asbestos-lined Annie Oakley's red-soled high heels of mayonnaise	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2023-06"
11285	stale green cyburger	4	decent	Last Available: "2025-12"
11286	wobbly rosewater-soaked ncle leg	0		Stench Resistance: +3
11287	Jack Frost's Sinatra's rutabuga bag	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Cold Spell Damage: +50
11288	reassuring mesquito proboscis	0		Spooky Resistance: +1
11289	senate fly thorax of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20
11290	adjusted bug juice	0		Effect: "Colorful Gratitude", Effect Duration: 56
11291	yellow Lo Pan's spider leg	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30
11292	purple mirror scandalous beetle antenna	0		Sleaze Damage: +5
11293	mirror wicked mantis skull	0		Spell Damage: +5
11294	moist modified chitin powder	0		Effect: "Mariachi Mood", Effect Duration: 34
11295	scandalous daddy shortlegs leg of the early riser	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Adventures: +7
11296	miser's smartaleck's birdybug antenna	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +10
11297	Oprah's kilopede skull of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +50
11298	chilled activated haemolymphnode	0		Effect: "Took Eleven", Effect Duration: 46
11299	quadruple-chilled chitin powder paste	0		Effect: "items.enh", Effect Duration: 69
11300	sleeping patriotic eagle	0		Free Pull
11301	claw-held flag	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11302	twirling souvenir flag	0		
11303	skewed name change form	0		
11304	replica sleeping patriotic eagle	0		
11305	boxed august scepter	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-08"
11306	august scepter	0		All Attributes: +15, HP Regen Min: 10, HP Regen Max: 15, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 1st: Mountain Climbing Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 2nd: Find an Eleven-Leaf Clover Day", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 3rd: Watermelon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 4th: Water Balloon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 5th: Oyster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 6th: Fresh Breath Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 7th: Lighthouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 8th: Cat Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 9th: Hand Holding Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 10th: World Lion Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 11th: Presidential Joke Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 12th: Elephant Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 13th: Left/Off Hander's Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 14th: Financial Awareness  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 15th: Relaxation Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 16th: Roller Coaster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 17th: Thriftshop Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 18th: Serendipity Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 19th: Honey Bee Awareness Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 20th: Mosquito Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 21st: Spumoni Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 22nd: Tooth Fairy Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 23rd: Ride the Wind Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 24th: Waffle Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 25th: Banana Split Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 26th: Toilet Paper Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 27th: Just Because Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 28th: Race Your Mouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 29th: More Herbs, Less Salt  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 30th: Beach Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 31st: Cabernet Sauvignon  Day!", Last Available: "2023-08"
11307	stale big mirror fuchsia watermelon	5	decent	Last Available: "2023-08"
11308	watermelon seed	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11309	shaking water balloon	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11310	gray thriftshop coupon	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11311	decent huge waffle	9	good	Last Available: "2023-08"
11312	fixodent	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11313	twirling cat o' nine teeth of dire peril of incineration	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2023-08"
11314	mirror lard-coated studded tooth cap	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2023-08"
11315	narrow pulsating personal trainer's slick toothy trousers	0		Moxie: +10, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Last Available: "2023-08"
11316	toothsome banana split	4	awesome	Last Available: "2023-08"
11317	handful of toilet paper	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11318	Mrs. Rush	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11319	blurry medal	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-08"
11320	high-proof acceptable bottle of Cabernet Sauvignon	9	good	Last Available: "2023-08"
11321	lime green friendly baywatch of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Familiar Weight: +3, Item Drop: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-08", Nonstackable Watch
11322	Pocket Guide to Mild Evil	0		Last Available: "2023-07", Skill: "Perpetrate Mild Evil"
11323	Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used)	0		Last Available: "2023-07", Skill: "Perpetrate Mild Evil"
11324	consolation ribbon	0		Familiar Weight: -10, Experience (familiar): -1, Last Available: "2023-08"
11325	replica august scepter	0		All Attributes: +15, HP Regen Min: 10, HP Regen Max: 15, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 1st: Mountain Climbing Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 2nd: Find an Eleven-Leaf Clover Day", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 3rd: Watermelon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 4th: Water Balloon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 5th: Oyster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 6th: Fresh Breath Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 7th: Lighthouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 8th: Cat Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 9th: Hand Holding Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 10th: World Lion Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 11th: Presidential Joke Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 12th: Elephant Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 13th: Left/Off Hander's Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 14th: Financial Awareness  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 15th: Relaxation Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 16th: Roller Coaster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 17th: Thriftshop Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 18th: Serendipity Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 19th: Honey Bee Awareness Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 20th: Mosquito Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 21st: Spumoni Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 22nd: Tooth Fairy Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 23rd: Ride the Wind Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 24th: Waffle Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 25th: Banana Split Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 26th: Toilet Paper Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 27th: Just Because Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 28th: Race Your Mouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 29th: More Herbs, Less Salt  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 30th: Beach Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 31st: Cabernet Sauvignon  Day!"
11326	Thwaitgold fairyfly statue	0		
11327	residual chitin paste	0		Skill: "Chitinous Soul"
11328	vaporized blurry skewed twirling concentrated cooking	1		Effect: "Thicker, Sicker", Effect Duration: 50
11329	mixed huge blurry yellow meat	1		
11330	distilled yellow sparkling orb	1		Effect: "Greasy Visage", Effect Duration: 15
11331	twisted blinking hardening cream	1		
11332	diluted bouncing pool shark hair oil	1		Effect: "Heart of White", Effect Duration: 10
11333	narrow book of facts	0		Skill: "Just the Facts", Last Available: "2023-09"
11334	upside-down lime green book of facts (dog-eared)	0		Skill: "Just the Facts", Last Available: "2023-09"
11335	shaking Dark Jill-of-All-Trades	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-10"
11336	blurry LED candle	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2023-10"
11337	jittery map to a candy-rich block	0		Last Available: "2023-10"
11338	irradiated narrow wobbly sampler size toothpaste	0		Effect: "Medieval Mage Mayhem", Effect Duration: 20
11339	Franken Stein	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Toast your enemy"
11340	A Guide to Burning Leaves	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-11", Leaves: +0.5
11341	blue inflammable leaf	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11342	squat rake	0		Item Drop: +1, Last Available: "2023-11", Leaves: +1.5
11343	rake of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2023-11", Leaves: +1.5
11344	autumnic bomb	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11345	fuchsia forest canopy bed	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11346	day shortener	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11347	purple extra time	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11348	squat occult Herculean autumnal aegis	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2023-11"
11349	triple-corrupted alkaline shaking squat distilled resin	0		Effect: "Stop the Presses!", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2023-11"
11350	mirror super-heated leaf	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11351	lit leaf lasso	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11352	bouncing tied-up leaflet	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11353	wobbly green tied-up monstera	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11354	tied-up leaviathan	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11355	Van der Graaf Herculean impromptu torch	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-11"
11356	horrifying forbidden fig leaf	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Spooky Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-11"
11357	Sinatra's slick smoldering drape	0		Moxie: +10, Experience (Moxie): +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-11"
11358	smoldering leafcutter ant egg	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11359	Usain Bolt's greasy gravedigger's medical-grade veiny quilted leaf crown	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum HP: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +80, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2023-11"
11360	enchanted normal leafy browns	4	good	Effect: "Resilient Spirit", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2023-11"
11361	double-boiled autumnic balm	0		Effect: "Okee-Dokee Computer", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2023-11"
11362	triple-liquefied spinning skewed olive coping juice	0		Effect: "Briny Blood", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2023-11"
11363	mansplainer's manspreader's quilted dance instructor's candy cane sword cane of Leguizamo	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Damage Absorption: +40, Monster Level: 45, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Surprisingly Sweet Stab", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Surprisingly Sweet Slash", Last Available: "2023-12", Rollover Effect Duration: 250
11364	wrapped candy cane sword cane	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-12"
11365	teal Elf Guard patrol cap	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11366	Elf Guard hotpants	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11367	Crimbuccaneer tricorn	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11368	Crimbuccaneer breeches	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11369	fuchsia automa-bot parts	0		
11370	security automa-core	0		
11371	narrow clerical automa-core	0		
11372	handful of Boltsmann bearings	0		
11373	Spring Bros. solenoid	0		
11374	Spring Bros. ID badge	0		
11375	Boltsmann ID badge	0		
11376	housekeeping automa-core	0		
11377	mirror housekeeping robot	0		
11378	small yummy pickled bread	2	awesome	Last Available: "2023-12"
11379	special rotten skewed salted mutton	3	crappy	Effect: "Yuletide Sappiness", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2023-12"
11380	rotten half-sized corned beet	2	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11381	tiny plastic Elf Guard Armory	0		Weapon Damage: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Elf Guard Armory"
11382	tiny plastic Crimbuccaneer Grog Hall	0		Booze Drop: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Crimbuccaneer Grog Hall"
11383	tiny plastic Elf Guard Mess Hall	0		Food Drop: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Elf Guard Mess Hall"
11384	tiny Crimbuccaneer Foundry	0		Initiative: +3, Display Name: "tiny Crimbuccaneer Foundry"
11385	tiny plastic Abuela's Cottage (Pirate Control)	0		All Attributes: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Abuela's Cottage (Pirate Control)"
11386	pirate encryption key alpha	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11387	skewed pirate encryption key bravo	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11388	pirate encryption key charlie	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11389	pirate encryption key delta	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11390	wardrobe-o-matic	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11391	futuristic shirt	0		Lasts Until Rollover
11392	futuristic hat	0		Lasts Until Rollover
11393	futuristic collar	0		Lasts Until Rollover
11394	crated wardrobe-o-matic	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11395	rotten narrow mirror peppermint donut	4	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11396	twirling shaking Elf Guard insignia (private) of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2023-12"
11397	sizzling Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint)	0		Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11398	military-grade peppermint oil	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11399	Crimbuccaneer whale oil	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11400	Elf Guard tinsel grenade	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11401	tolerable Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail	4	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11402	pulsating Elf Army machine parts	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11403	teal Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11404	shaking teal hardened Crimbuccaneer lantern of Tarzan of the storm	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2023-12"
11405	Crimbuccaneer flotsam	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11406	Crimbuccaneer invasion map	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11407	ghostly spinning crafty Crimbuccaneer shirt	0		Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11408	shaking Elf Guard MPC	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11409	blinking Crimbuccaneer piece of 12	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11410	skewed rosy-cheeked Elf Guard commandeering gloves	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12", Piece of Twelve Drop: 0.5
11411	dry Elf Guard eyedrops	0		Effect: "Crocodile Tear", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2023-12"
11412	Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11413	Elf Guard honor present	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11414	smelly shellacked Elf Guard officer's sidearm	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11415	ghostly Elf Guard insignia (general) of Tarzan of Calamity Jane	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11416	delicious irresponsibly strong maroon Crimbow Rainbo	9	awesome	Last Available: "2023-12"
11417	Elf Guard strategic map	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11418	Crimbuccaneer captain's purse	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11419	skewed ghostly Jeselnik's Elf Guard broom of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2023-12"
11420	auspicious sizzling wholesome Crimbuccaneer tavern swab	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +10, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11421	ghostly Elf Guard hangover cure	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11422	artisanal weak yellow old-school pirate grog	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-12"
11423	stale wobbly grog nuts	3	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11424	electrified dangerous sawed-off blunderbuss of the bloodbag	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum HP: +100, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11425	hand-crafted officer's nog	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-12"
11426	peppermint bomb	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11427	spoiled immense sundae ration	6	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11428	decent immense enchanted peppermint tack	9	good	Effect: "El Vibrations", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2023-12"
11429	jittery Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Cooking", Last Available: "2023-12"
11430	rotten half-sized whalesteak	2	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11431	inspector's friendly whalegun of chilblains	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Cold Damage: +25, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2023-12"
11432	pulsating Cocktails of the Age of Sail	0		Skill: "Old-School Cocktailcrafting", Last Available: "2023-12"
11433	blurry olive Elf Guard payroll bag	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11434	Usain Bolt's healthy Elf Guard clipboard of the glutton	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Food Drop: +100, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2023-12"
11435	Samson's pegfinger	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12", MPC Drop: 0.5
11436	acceptable practically non-alcoholic bouncing and claret	1	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11437	Sinatra's Elf Guard and beret	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11438	shaking narrow coward's hale Sinatra's shipwright's hammer	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum HP: +20, Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2023-12"
11439	auspicious gunwale of horror of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: 75, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11440	mirror avaricious frightening Kelflar vest of the early riser	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +30, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2023-12"
11441	moist upside-down gray whale cerebrospinal fluid	0		Effect: "Sweet Nostalgia", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2023-12"
11442	miser's arcane researcher's Crimbuccaneer runebone	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11443	cannonbomb	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11444	inspector's dog trainer's Elf Guard mouthknife	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2023-12"
11445	fireproof Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating)	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11446	wicked Elf Guard fuel tank	0		Spell Damage: +5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11447	Jack Frost's Oprah's massive wrench of the empath	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Familiar Weight: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2023-12"
11448	brown pirate pants of the pedagogue of extreme caution	0		Experience: +3, Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2023-12"
11449	Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Extortion Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11450	wobbly The Encyclopedia of Fruit	0		Skill: "Fruit Recognition", Last Available: "2023-12"
11451	punching mirror	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11452	pulsating avaricious flame-retardant nippy groovy strapping Elf dessert spoon of the businessman	0		Muscle: +5, Moxie Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: 80, Last Available: "2023-12"
11453	narrow crafty Elf Guard SCUBA tank of the cheetah	0		Maximum MP: +10, Initiative: +60, Adventure Underwater, Last Available: "2023-12"
11454	purple squat Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Relaxation Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11455	personal trainer's free boots of Calamity Jane	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "The Old One-Two (Kick)", Last Available: "2023-12"
11456	fuchsia baby rigging snake	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11457	blue Herculean Elvish underarmor of Tarzan of mayonnaise	0		Experience (Muscle): 4, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11458	Crimbuccaneer bombjacket of the empath of temperance	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Combat Item Damage Percent: 100, Last Available: "2023-12"
11459	adequate sugarplum ration	4	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11460	normal miniature pulsating jittery gingerbread nylons	2	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11461	normal tiny bouncing rum-soaked fruitcake	1	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11462	adequate lime	3	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11463	bland gingerbread pirate	3	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11464	moldy fruit-stuffed rumcake	3	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11465	acceptable triple-distilled huge mulled wine	6	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11466	watered-down drinkable Swedish coffee	2	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11467	tolerable distilled canteen of eggnog	5	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11468	acceptable hot wine	4	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11469	delicious triple-distilled huge wobbly Jamaican coffee	6	awesome	Last Available: "2023-12"
11470	artisanal flask of egggrog	3	super EPIC	Last Available: "2023-12"
11471	tumbling Black and White Apron Enrollment Form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-12"
11472	Black and White Apron Meal Kit	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11473	gray pirate encryption key (complete)	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11474	irresponsibly strong smooth yule grog	8	awesome	Last Available: "2023-12"
11475	yummy wet tack	3	awesome	Last Available: "2023-12"
11476	rotten half-sized whalecake	2	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11477	deadly gunwale whalegun of James Dean of terror	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Weapon Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shoot, Gunwale Whalegun, Shoot!", Last Available: "2023-12"
11478	strong acceptable and claret	5	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11479	rigging knot	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11480	trick coin	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11481	dog trainer's Elf Guard squirtgun of Flo-Jo	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Initiative: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Peppermint Squirt", Last Available: "2023-12"
11482	bouncing chest of &quot;pirate gold&quot;	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11483	Rosewater's sequin-encrusted sweater	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Last Available: "2023-12"
11484	dangerous educational replica Elf Guard medal of temperance	0		Experience: +1, Weapon Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11485	Lil' Snowball Factory	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11486	twirling Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11487	prank Crimbo card	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11488	fuchsia slick Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss of the cheetah	0		Moxie: +10, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2023-12"
11489	My First Paycheck envelope	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11490	ribald sizzling personal trainer's barnacle-encrusted sweater	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Hot Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11491	asbestos-lined grievous sage Crimbuccaneer nose ring	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11492	blinking pet anchor	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11493	Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11494	shaking Elf Guard safety bear	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11495	gray jittery kraken	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11496	precision snowball	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11497	Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used)	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Cooking", Last Available: "2023-12"
11498	Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used)	0		Skill: "Old-School Cocktailcrafting", Last Available: "2023-12"
11499	Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used)	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Extortion Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11500	bouncing purple The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used)	0		Skill: "Fruit Recognition", Last Available: "2023-12"
11501	Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used)	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Relaxation Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11502	diffused galvanized upside-down military candy cane	0		Effect: "Stands Alone", Effect Duration: 54
11503	galvanized galvanized pressed blinking groggipop	0		Effect: "Turtle Power", Effect Duration: 47
11504	blinking deadly moss mace of the empath	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Familiar Weight: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Moss Mugging", Last Available: "2024-12"
11505	yellow scorching moss megaphone of bravery	0		Hot Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Megaphone Whisper", Last Available: "2024-12"
11506	Jeselnik's careful moss medal	0		Monster Level: -10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Brandish Moss Medal", Last Available: "2024-12"
11507	spinning steel-toed moss mitre of the brazier	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Soul Genuflection", Last Available: "2024-12"
11508	blurry healthy moss mantle of Calamity Jane	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drop Mantle", Last Available: "2024-12"
11509	Jack Frost's moss marlinspike of Flo-Jo	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +100, Extra Pickpocket, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11510	mixed moss mulch	1		Last Available: "2024-12"
11511	concentrated moss floss	0		Effect: "Abominably Slippery", Effect Duration: 27
11512	adobe arsecover	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11513	fuchsia adobe adze	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11514	adobe abacus	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11515	adobe ayam	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11516	cyan adobe ascot	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11517	adobe abaya	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11518	boiled adobe assortment	1		Last Available: "2024-12"
11519	polymerized skewed adobe brittle	0		Effect: "Strong Spirit", Effect Duration: 41
11520	squat gravedigger's electrified crepe paper phrygian cap of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Spooky Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Pull down your crepe paper phrygian cap", Last Available: "2025-12"
11521	maroon Van der Graaf medical-grade hardened crepe paper parachute cape	0		Damage Reduction: 3, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2025-12"
11522	perfumed hardened Newton's crepe paper pie clip	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Damage Reduction: 3, Stench Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Look through your crepe paper pie clip", Last Available: "2025-12"
11523	blinking prompt Annie Oakley's beefy crepe paper puzzle cube	0		Muscle: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Adventures: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play with your crepe paper puzzle", Last Available: "2025-12"
11524	wobbly greasy educational crepe paper plunge camisole of the businessman	0		Experience: +1, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Leave nothing to the imagination", Last Available: "2025-12"
11525	teal forbidden crepe paper polka charm of Tarzan of Leguizamo	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Monster Level: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Embrace polka", Last Available: "2025-12"
11526	vaporized bouncing crepe paper pared cuttings	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11527	flattened altered upside-down crepe paper peanut candy	0		Effect: "Moose Wisdom", Effect Duration: 25
11528	huge petrified wood war pike of the empath of the glutton	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2025-12"
11529	wholesome brawny petrified wood waist protector	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Single Equip, Avoid Attack: 1, Last Available: "2025-12"
11530	spinning greedy petrified wood wizard's pouch of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip, Lantern: 2, Lantern Element: "Hot", Lantern Element: "None", Last Available: "2025-12"
11531	greasy resourceful petrified wood water purifier	0		Maximum MP: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Lantern: 2, Lantern Element: "Cold", Lantern Element: "Sleaze", Last Available: "2025-12"
11532	resourceful Fonzie's petrified wood whoopie panama	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2025-12", Thorns: 1
11533	twirling veiny petrified wood walking pants	0		Maximum HP: +10, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2025-12"
11534	powdered purple spinning petrified wood waste parts	1		Effect: "Puddingface", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2025-12"
11535	galvanized nitrogenated petrified wood wafer praline	0		Effect: "Wreathed in Merriment", Effect Duration: 67
11536	mediocre spirit-forward cybeer	5	decent	Last Available: "2025-12"
11537	blinking ICEbox	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11538	jittery wired underwear	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Refresh HP", Last Available: "2025-12"
11539	skewed encrypted shuriken	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Encrypted Shuriken", Last Available: "2025-12"
11540	pulsating baby chest mimic	0		Free Pull
11541	googly chest eyes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11542	mimic egg	0		
11543	smelly Crimbuccaneer war standard of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11544	Sherlock's medical-grade Elf Guard war standard	0		Item Drop: +25, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11545	purple in-the-box spring shoes	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-02"
11546	hardy wholesome brainy spring shoes	0		Mysticality: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Maximum HP: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Away", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Kick", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Growth Spurt", Drops Items, Last Available: "2024-02"
11547	nitrogenated nitrogenated squat ultra-soft ferns	0		Effect: "Bloody-minded", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2024-02"
11548	adjusted triple-vacuum-sealed pulsating crunchy brush	0		Effect: "Minerva's Zen", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2024-02"
11549	green narrow huge smashed scientific equipment	0		
11550	lime green biphasic molecular oculus	0		No Pull
11551	triphasic molecular oculus	0		
11552	high-tension exoskeleton	0		Avoid Attack: 1
11553	upside-down ultra-high-tension exoskeleton	0		Avoid Attack: 2
11554	mirror bouncing tumbling irresponsible-tension exoskeleton	0		Avoid Attack: 3
11555	lime green quick-release belt pouch	0		Single Equip
11556	blurry quick-release fannypack	0		Single Equip
11557	tumbling quick-release utility belt	0		Single Equip
11558	personal trainer's motion sensor	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Single Equip
11559	focused magnetron pistol	0		Single Equip
11560	pulsating packaged Everfull Dart Holster	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-03"
11561	rosewater-soaked foul-smelling Everfull Dart Holster	0		Stench Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-03"
11562	blurry research fragment	0		
11563	Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette	0		
11564	boxed Apriling band helmet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-04"
11565	lightning-fast frightening foul-smelling Lo Pan's weightlifter's Apriling band helmet	0		Muscle: +15, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +5, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2024-04"
11566	mirror prompt lightning-fast frightening resourceful Apriling band saxophone	0		Maximum MP: +50, Spooky Damage: +5, Initiative: +40, Adventures: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11567	razor-sharp beefcake's Apriling band quad tom of the wise owl of the businessman	0		Muscle: +25, Mysticality: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Meat Drop: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11568	zippy double-paned experienced Apriling band tuba of the sewer of the sweet-tooth	0		Experience: +2, Stench Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +5, Candy Drop: +100, Initiative: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11569	double-paned mansplainer's supercool thinker's Apriling band staff of Calamity Jane of the boozehound	0		Mysticality: +10, Moxie Percent: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Monster Level: +15, Cold Resistance: +5, Booze Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11570	Apriling band piccolo	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11571	boxed Mayam Calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-05"
11572	Mayam Calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-05"
11573	flavorless yam	3	decent	Last Available: "2024-05"
11574	delicious practically non-alcoholic yam martini	1	awesome	Last Available: "2024-05"
11575	drinkable sweet potato o' mine	3	good	Last Available: "2024-05"
11576	watered-down drinkable Southern yam	2	good	Last Available: "2024-05"
11577	weak aged sweet potato punch	2	awesome	Last Available: "2024-05"
11578	moldy upside-down Mayam spinach	3	crappy	Last Available: "2024-05"
11579	gigantic moldy yam and swiss	8	crappy	Last Available: "2024-05"
11580	purple asbestos-lined Da Vinci's yam cannon of extreme caution	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Monster Level: -25, Hot Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11581	yam cannon	0		Initiative: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11582	yam battery	0		Last Available: "2024-05"
11583	maroon yam stinkbomb	0		Last Available: "2024-05"
11584	twirling Jack Frost's Annie Oakley's dance instructor's furry yam buckler	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11585	thanksgiving bomb	0		Last Available: "2024-05"
11586	avaricious Fonzie's yamtility belt of the early riser	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Meat Drop: +30, Adventures: +7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11587	adequate small yam slider	2	good	Last Available: "2024-05"
11588	half-sized flavorless yam mayo	2	decent	Last Available: "2024-05"
11589	spoiled jumbo yam burrito	5	crappy	Last Available: "2024-05"
11590	huge visual packet sniffer	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11591	mini kiwi egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-06"
11592	skewed aviator goggles	0		
11593	Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model	0		
11594	miniature stale mini kiwi	2	decent	Last Available: "2024-06"
11595	greasy Oprah's Socratic mini kiwi bikini	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2024-06"
11596	special tolerable shaking mini kiwitini	3	good	Effect: "Sludgesick", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2024-06"
11597	tumbling mini kiwi invisible dirigible	0		Familiar Weight: -20, Last Available: "2024-06"
11598	green mini kiwi aioli	0		Last Available: "2024-06"
11599	reassuring dog trainer's mini kiwi silicon tiepin of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Experience (familiar): +1, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2024-06"
11600	mini kiwi tipi	0		Last Available: "2024-06"
11601	flavorless half-sized mini kiwi digitized cookies	2	decent	Last Available: "2024-06"
11602	artisanal weak mini kiwi intoxicating spirits	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-06"
11603	quantum twirling squat mini kiwi antimilitaristic hippy petition	0		Effect: "Flimsy Shield of the Pastalord", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2024-06"
11604	anodized alkaline twirling mini kiwi illicit antibiotic	0		Effect: "Seriously Mutated", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2024-06"
11605	grievous mini kiwi whipping stick of the brazier	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2024-06"
11606	smooth mini kiwi icepick	0		Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2024-06"
11607	wet mini kiwi-flavored aspirin-injecting lipstick	0		Effect: "Protection from Bad Stuff", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2024-06"
11608	packaged Roman Candelabra	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-07"
11609	Roman Candelabra	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Blue Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Green Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Purple Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Red Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Yellow Candle!", Last Available: "2024-07"
11610	tumbling protogenetic chunklet (synapse)	0		
11611	protogenetic chunklet (muscle)	0		
11612	shaking protogenetic chunklet (flagellum)	0		
11613	protogenetic chunklet (elbow)	0		
11614	protogenetic chunklet (lips)	0		
11615	Jack Frost's veiny grievous messenger bag RNA	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +50
11616	flagellate flagon	0		
11617	proto-proto-protozoa	0		
11618	spoiled immense tumbling bacteria bisque	6	crappy	
11619	snack-sized moldy ciliophora chowder	2	crappy	
11620	stale wobbly cream of chloroplasts	4	decent	
11621	huge synaptic soup	0		
11622	muscular soup	0		
11623	flagellate soup	0		
11624	elbow soup	0		
11625	jittery lip soup	0		
11626	unevolved organism	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-07"
11627	extra ooze	0		
11628	extra DNA	0		Experience (familiar): +1
11629	untorn tearaway pants package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-08"
11630	Usain Bolt's lightning-fast Fonzie's tearaway pants of the dark arts of Leguizamo	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Monster Level: +20, Initiative: 120, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tear Away your Pants!", Last Available: "2024-08"
11631	jittery baby bodyguard	0		
11632	Doll Moll violin case	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
11633	Tina gun	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11634	teal tattoo gun	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
11635	artisanal wobbly Colera Peste Nebbiolo	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2026-08"
11636	longbox of Batfellow comics	0		
11637	Thwaitgold shield bug statuette	0		
11638	blurry bodyguard badge	0		
11639	gray blurry Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir	0		Skill: "Too Cool"
11640	Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir (read)	0		Skill: "Too Cool"
11641	boxed Sept-Ember Censer	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-09"
11642	spinning teal Sept-Ember Censer	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11643	sizzling blade of dismemberment	0		Hot Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11644	Embering Hulk	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11645	Mmm-brr! brand mouthwash	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11646	squat Septapus summoning charm	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11647	structural ember	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11648	Jim Carey's wicked embers-only jacket of the bloodbag	0		Spell Damage: +5, Maximum HP: +100, Monster Level: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11649	upside-down clever bembershoot	0		Maximum MP: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11650	delicious jumbo wheel of camembert	5	awesome	Last Available: "2024-09"
11651	blurry Oprah's veiny experienced hat of remembering	0		Experience: +2, Maximum HP: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11652	throwin' ember	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11653	huge head of emberg lettuce	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11654	squat embering hunk	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11655	squat soft cap of diminishing returns	0		
11656	photo booth sized crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-10"
11657	tumbling boxed bat wings	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-10"
11658	flame-retardant Fonzie's brawny bat wings	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience (Moxie): +1, Hot Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Rest upside down", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Swoop like a Bat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summon Cauldron of Bats", Last Available: "2024-10"
11659	ember egg	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11660	ember	0		Cold Resistance: +1
11661	Lo Pan's monocle on a stick of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11662	blinking Tesla dance instructor's plastic pipe	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11663	maroon Tesla wholesome fake arrow-through-the-head	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11664	grievous bow tie of the storm	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Clowniness: 25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11665	Jim Carey's stiffened fake huge beard	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Monster Level: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11666	avaricious auspicious astronaut helmet	0		Item Drop: +10, Meat Drop: +30, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11667	vibrating feather boa of courage	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11668	bouncing dog trainer's Newton's Sheriff badge	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Experience (familiar): +1, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11669	reassuring Samson's Sheriff pistol	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Spooky Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11670	wool stylish Sheriff moustache	0		Moxie: +25, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11671	stanky sinister photo booth supply list	0		Spell Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Check for photo booth supplies", Last Available: "2024-10"
11672	peace turkey outline	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-11"
11673	tie-dye headband	0		
11674	small bland blurry whirled peas	2	decent	Last Available: "2024-11"
11675	stale shaking peaza	3	decent	Last Available: "2024-11"
11676	squat peace shooter	0		Last Available: "2024-11"
11677	twisted upside-down drenchrome 2.0	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11678	denatured pulsating Synapse Blaster	1		Effect: "Hobonic", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2025-12"
11679	quantized familiar	0		
11680	fuchsia quantum watch	0		Adventures: +2
11681	quantized familiar experience	0		
11682	frozen pressed teal bouncing pea brittle	0		Effect: "Cruisin' for a Bruisin'", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2024-11"
11683	smooth spirit-forward peasco	5	awesome	Last Available: "2024-11"
11684	flavorless piece of cake	4	decent	Last Available: "2024-11"
11685	handful of split pea soup	0		Last Available: "2024-11"
11686	Sealed TakerSpace letter of Marque	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-12"
11687	lime green jittery TakerSpace letter of Marque	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11688	bouncing MacGyver's deft pirate hook of Leguizamo	0		Maximum MP: +100, Monster Level: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-12"
11689	mirror nippy sage iron tricorn hat	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Iron Tricorn Headbutt", Last Available: "2024-12"
11690	jittery avaricious jolly roger flag	0		Meat Drop: +30, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-12"
11691	sleeping profane parrot	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11692	pirrrate's currrse	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11693	perfectly mixed watered-down teal bouncing tankard of spiced rum	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-12"
11694	weak artisanal tankard of spiced Goldschlepper	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-12"
11695	packaged luxury garment	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11696	maroon dance instructor's governor's daughter's lace collar	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11697	wool governor's daughter's petticoats	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2024-12"
11698	blinking governor's daughter's pearl hairpin of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Last Available: "2024-12"
11699	tumbling harpoon	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11700	stanky chili powder cutlass	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2024-12"
11701	flavorless Aztec tamale	4	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11702	squat tumbling jolly roger tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11703	pet rock	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11704	spinning pulsating groggles of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2024-12"
11705	lime green pirate dinghy	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11706	anchor bomb	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11707	shaking olive hardened occult silky pirate drawers	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2024-12"
11708	yellow profane eye patch	0		Sleaze Damage: +3
11709	triple-electrified oxidized diffused blinking huge peppermint pegleg	0		Effect: "Cat Class, Cat Style", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2024-12"
11710	tolerable enchanted practically non-alcoholic hard cocoa	1	good	Effect: "Sweet and Green", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2024-12"
11711	moldy salmagumdi	3	crappy	Last Available: "2024-12"
11712	plastic Easter Island Bunny of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2024-12"
11713	huge knitted plastic St. Patrick	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2024-12"
11714	teal veiny plastic Colonel Brando of mayonnaise	0		Maximum HP: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2024-12"
11715	pulsating stanky plastic Jedediah and Boiling Cloud	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2024-12"
11716	rosewater-soaked plastic &quot;Santa Claus&quot;	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2024-12"
11717	ghostly Spirit of Easter	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11718	shaking Spirit of St. Patrick's Day	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11719	Spirit of Veteran's Day	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11720	Spirit of Thanksgiving	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11721	twirling Spirit of Christmas	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11722	decent ghostly coney haunch	3	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11723	colloidal enhanced pickled dark chocolate egg	0		Effect: "All Glory To the Toad", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2024-12"
11724	smooth fortified moai toai	5	awesome	
11725	flame-retardant moaiball of mayonnaise of Flo-Jo	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Hot Resistance: +1, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2024-12"
11726	maroon spinning bouncing half-digested rat	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11727	electrified double-cold-filtered polarized spinning four-leaf potato sprout	0		Effect: "Fit To Be Tide", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2024-12"
11728	yellow baleful Samson's potato jacket of the dark arts	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Spell Damage: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2024-12"
11729	jittery twirling traumatic holiday memory	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11730	Brandonian footlocker key	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11731	gravedigger's supercharged military orb	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Spooky Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Military Orb", Last Available: "2024-12"
11732	cold-filtered nitrogenated triple-aerosolized mirror huge squat rum ball	0		Effect: "Broberry Brotality", Effect Duration: 52
11733	purple gravy skin	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11734	teal huge Tesla gravyskin hat of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11735	huge gravyskin buckler of the cougar of the empath	0		Moxie: +20, Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2024-12"
11736	avaricious gravyskin skirt of the early riser	0		Meat Drop: +30, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2024-12"
11737	aromatic frosty gravyskin pants	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2024-12"
11738	activated crystallized pumpkin spice	0		Effect: "Rave Nirvana", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2024-12"
11739	delicious tumbling room scale bean casserole	3	awesome	Last Available: "2024-12"
11740	teal fragile Christmas ornament	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11741	ragged wool yarn	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11742	squat friendly perfect Christmas scarf of Calamity Jane of courage	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Familiar Weight: +3, Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11743	skewed snowman-enchanting tophat of the brazier of Flo-Jo	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Place your hat on their head", Last Available: "2024-12"
11744	vacuum-sealed lime green LIDAR candle	0		Effect: "Alpine Mintiness", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2024-12"
11745	flame-retardant toasty thinker's Congressional Medal of Insanity	0		Mysticality: +10, Hot Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +1, Lantern: 3, Last Available: "2024-12"
11746	wobbly pumpkin spice whorl	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11747	practically non-alcoholic delicious enchanted mirror narrow Easter grasshopper	1	awesome	Effect: "Ichorous Eyesight", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2024-12"
11748	practically non-alcoholic bad Irish eggnog	1	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11749	smooth canteen of jungle juice	4	awesome	Last Available: "2024-12"
11750	fancy lousy ghostly turchucken	3	decent	Effect: "Wax On Your Shoes", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2024-12"
11751	bad squat mechanically-mulled cider	4	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11752	perfectly mixed teal holiday trip around the world	3	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2024-12"
11753	stale wobbly chocolate ostrich egg	3	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11754	rotten half-sized wobbly spinning beef and cabbage	2	crappy	Last Available: "2024-12"
11755	spoiled candy rations	4	crappy	Last Available: "2024-12"
11756	decent half-sized double-candied yams	2	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11757	half-sized normal twirling Christmas ham	2	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11758	bite-sized decent holiday smorgasbord	1	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11759	Bowl of Infinite Jelly	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11760	Sherlock's bejazzled eyepatch	0		Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2024-12"
11761	mirror Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Master Egg Hunter"
11762	green Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Master Egg Hunter"
11763	yellow How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Attract Snakes"
11764	How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Attract Snakes"
11765	Covert Ops for Kids	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Hide From Seekers"
11766	Covert Ops for Kids (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Hide From Seekers"
11767	Holiday Multitasking	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Holiday Multitasking"
11768	Holiday Multitasking (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Holiday Multitasking"
11769	purple Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Reindeer Games"
11770	narrow Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Reindeer Games"
11771	moai statuette	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11772	red family-friendly greasy Jack Frost's egg gun of Flo-Jo	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Initiative: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Egg the face", Last Available: "2024-12"
11773	wobbly frightening steel-toed personal trainer's army helmet of the detective	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Damage Reduction: 9, Spooky Damage: +5, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2024-12"
11774	tumbling candy egg deviler	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11775	napkin	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11776	thick flavorless huge Thanksgiving ration	5	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11777	lousy watered-down Easter eggnog	2	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11778	dried huge clovermint	1		Effect: "Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11779	knitted dog trainer's MacGyver's groovy nylon Christmas stockings	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +100, Experience (familiar): +1, Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11780	tattoo of two turkeys	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11781	anodized corrupted green deviled candy egg	0		Effect: "Holiday Bliss", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2024-12"
11782	pulsating McHugeLarge deluxe ski set	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-01"
11783	yellow McHugeLarge duffel bag of dire peril of the bloodbag	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11784	narrow ribald baleful weightlifter's McHugeLarge left pole	0		Muscle: +15, Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Slash", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11785	extremely unsafe McHugeLarge right pole of bravery	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spooky Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Stab", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11786	teal asbestos-lined vibrating McHugeLarge left ski	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Avalanche", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11787	supercharged McHugeLarge right ski of Leguizamo	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Monster Level: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Ski Plow", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11788	huge jittery shaking 1	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11789	twirling 0	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11790	twisted gray eXpand	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11791	brute force hammer	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Brute Force Hammer", Last Available: "2025-12"
11792	gray datastick	0		Last Available: "2025-12", RAM: +1
11793	dedigitizer schematic: brute force hammer	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11794	bouncing dedigitizer schematic: malware injector	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11795	twirling dedigitizer schematic: cybervisor	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11796	dedigitizer schematic: digibritches	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11797	gray dedigitizer schematic: cryptocloak	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11798	upside-down dedigitizer schematic: zero-trust tanktop	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11799	dedigitizer schematic: retro floppy disk	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11800	dedigitizer schematic: pocket GPU	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11801	dedigitizer schematic: trojan horseshoe	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11802	dedigitizer schematic: familiar-in-the-middle	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11803	red cybervisor	0		Last Available: "2025-12", RAM: +3
11804	retro floppy disk	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11805	pocket GPU	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
11806	jittery malware injector	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Inject Malware", Last Available: "2025-12"
11807	CyberRealm keycode	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
11808	skewed server room key	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11809	squat 3d printed server room key	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11810	squat yellow upside-down dedigitizer schematic: 3d printed server room key	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11811	logic grenade	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11812	twisted upside-down tumbling psilocyber mushroom	1		Effect: "Billiards Belligerence", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2025-12"
11813	huge dedigitizer schematic: SLEEP(5) rom chip	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11814	spinning dedigitizer schematic: OVERCLOCK(10) rom chip	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11815	red dedigitizer schematic: STATS+++ rom chip	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11816	dedigitizer schematic: insignificant bit	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11817	gray dedigitizer schematic: hashing vise	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11818	blurry dedigitizer schematic: geofencing rapier	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11819	dedigitizer schematic: geofencing shield	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11820	blue dedigitizer schematic: virtual cybertattoo	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11821	cyan SLEEP(5) rom chip	0		Skill: "SLEEP(5)", Last Available: "2025-12"
11822	OVERCLOCK(10) rom chip	0		Skill: "OVERCLOCK(10)", Last Available: "2025-12"
11823	STATS+++ rom chip	0		Skill: "STATS+++", Last Available: "2025-12"
11824	insignificant bit	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11825	parity bit	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11826	hashing vise	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11827	blurry geofencing rapier	0		Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Thrust your geofencing rapier", Last Available: "2025-12"
11828	geofencing shield	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11829	lime green virtual cybertattoo	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11830	ninja rope	0		
11831	ninja crampons	0		
11832	narrow ninja carabiner	0		
11833	double-dry synthetic coffee	0		Effect: "Saucegoggles", Effect Duration: 23
11834	altered iDrops	0		Effect: "Cold, Dead Hands", Effect Duration: 54
11835	shame coil	0		
11836	gray new-in-box toy Cupid bow	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-02"
11837	fuchsia toy Cupid bow	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2025-02"
11838	heat arc	0		
11839	scrape	0		
11840	phantom digit	0		
11841	foul line	0		
11842	dark manioc	0		
11843	Observer source code	0		
11844	chill gherkin	0		
11845	shaking childrens' stapler	0		
11846	plover's egg	0		
11847	flyswatter	0		
11848	Thwaitgold cordyceps ant statuette	0		
11849	heat particle	0		Hot Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10
11850	sore	0		Cold Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10
11851	purple stomach churner	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
11852	phantom brace	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
11853	pulsating foul cozy	0		Stench Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10
11854	wobbly grim cellophane	0		Combat Rate: -5
11855	rift oculus	0		Combat Rate: +5
11856	pulsating sweaty egg	0		HP Regen Min: 4, HP Regen Max: 8
11857	carton of extra-sharp, staples	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spell Damage: +10
11858	glover liners	0		Pickpocket Chance: +10
11859	ghostly mosquito speakers	0		Monster Level: +5
11860	bouncing blinking assemble-it-yourself Leprecondo	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-03"
11861	Leprecondo	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11862	vaporized scoop of pre-workout powder	1		Last Available: "2025-03"
11863	table tennis ball	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11864	tolerable wobbly pint of Leprechaun Stout	3	good	Last Available: "2025-03"
11865	modified cyan phosphor traces	1		Last Available: "2025-03"
11866	blue twirling crafting plans	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11867	Book of Irony	0		Skill: "Generate Irony"
11868	bouncing spoon	0		
11869	unironic knife	0		
11870	blurry bar dart	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11871	modified pulsating purple leprechaun antidepressant pill	1		Last Available: "2025-03"
11872	toothsome skewed Heck ramen	3	awesome	Last Available: "2025-03"
11873	stale half-sized burrito	2	decent	Last Available: "2025-03"
11874	stale small beer brat	3	decent	Last Available: "2025-03"
11875	bland massive peach pie	7	decent	Last Available: "2025-03"
11876	adequate incredible mini-pizza	4	good	Last Available: "2025-03"
11877	lousy irresponsibly strong Divine sidecar	8	decent	Last Available: "2025-03"
11878	acceptable tangarita sidecar	3	good	Last Available: "2025-03"
11879	perfectly mixed pulsating gimlet sidecar	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-03"
11880	drinkable tumbling vodka stratocaster sidecar	3	good	Last Available: "2025-03"
11881	drinkable prussian cathouse sidecar	3	good	Last Available: "2025-03"
11882	artisanal Mon Tiki sidecar	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-03"
11883	Packaged April Shower Thoughts Calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-04"
11884	family-friendly April Shower Thoughts shield of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2025-04"
11885	spinning glob of wet paper	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11886	spitball	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11887	modified nitrogenated teal narrow wet paper weights	0		Effect: "Je Ne Sais Porquoise", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2025-04"
11888	watered-down lousy Three Sheets to the Wind	2	decent	Last Available: "2025-04"
11889	normal pile of wet dates	3	good	Last Available: "2025-04"
11890	papier Mach 1 airplane	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11891	wet blanket	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11892	rosewater-soaked wet shower cap	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2025-04"
11893	huge strapping wet shower shoes	0		Muscle: +5, Last Available: "2025-04"
11894	Samson's wet shower shorts	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Last Available: "2025-04"
11895	wet paper tiger	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11896	wet paper eye	0		Familiar Weight: +15
11897	wet shower curtain	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11898	energized wet paper cup	0		Effect: "Tasting the Rainbow", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2025-04"
11899	galvanized ionized wet paperback	0		Effect: "Disco State of Mind", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2025-04"
11900	wet shower radio of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2025-04"
11901	wet shower stamp	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11902	blinking grievous birthday bloon	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50
11903	extra-flattened green squat jawwetter	0		Effect: "Salad Days", Effect Duration: 49
11904	olive Unpeeled Peridot of Peril	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-05"
11905	blinking quilted boxer's Peridot of Peril of horror	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Damage Absorption: +40, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-05"
11906	dog trainer's terrycloth turban	0		Experience (familiar): +1
11907	jockey's hat of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25
11908	sharpshooter's hat of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7
11909	extra-tight skullcap of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20
11910	upside-down razor-sharp sturdy pith helmet	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25
11911	foul-smelling bishop's mitre	0		Stench Damage: +10
11912	red tin foil hat of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
11913	mirror healthy construction hardhat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20
11914	mirror imposing pilgrim's hat of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5
11915	crown of thorns	0		Thorns: 1
11916	stylish bycocket of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7
11917	Thwaitgold mad hatterpillar statuette	0		
11918	tumbling yellow packaged prismatic beret	0		Free Pull
11919	blush beret	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beret Blast", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beret Boast", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beret Busking", Last Available: "2025-06"
11920	flak shield	0		
11921	blurry Axis HQ Code	0		
11922	huge upside-down yeti in a travel cooler	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-07"
11923	blurry ghostly yellow exchanger	0		Cold Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2025-07"
11924	bouncing Tesla Axis helmet of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
11925	executive sharpshooter's Axis fatigues	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +40
11926	shaking teal foul-smelling Tesla Axis suspenders	0		Stench Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
11927	stolen artifact	0		
11928	shaking really expensive stolen artifact	0		
11929	purple priceless stolen artifact	0		
11930	maroon chocolate rations	0		
11931	purple skewed nice nylon stockings	0		
11932	teal Allied Radio Backpack Pack	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-07"
11933	executive rock-hard smartaleck's Allied Radio Backpack	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Damage Reduction: 5, Meat Drop: +40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Call in an Airstrike", Last Available: "2025-07"
11934	orphaned baby skeleton	0		
11935	ordnance magnet	0		Single Equip, Drops Items
11936	confetti grenade	0		
11937	miniature toothsome Skeleton Wars rations	2	awesome	
11938	practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed enchanted skeleton war fuel can	1	EPIC	Effect: "Memories of Puppy Love", Effect Duration: 10
11939	blurry skeleton war grenade	0		
11940	chocolate and nylons detector	0		
11941	ghostly M&ouml;bius ring box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-08"
11942	M&ouml;bius ring	0		Gear Drop: [100*lte(paradoxicity,7)*gte(paradoxicity,3)], Last Available: "2025-08"
11943	bone pacifier	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11944	scorching toasty Allied Forces insignia of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Hot Damage: 30, Single Equip
11945	Allied Tattoo Kit	0		
11946	handheld Allied radio	0		
11947	jittery wobbly Axis codebook	0		
11948	ionized Life Goals Pamphlet	0		Effect: "Super Speed", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2025-08"
11949	shaking grievous bully badge	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2025-08"
11950	nippy time cop top hat	0		Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2025-08"
11951	skewed Stock Certificate	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
11952	modified mixed berry jelly	1		Last Available: "2025-08"
11953	spoiled jumbo mirror toast with mixed berry jelly	5	crappy	Last Available: "2025-08"
11954	spoiled bite-sized cup of sugar	1	crappy	Last Available: "2025-08"
11955	normal small Susie's cupcake	2	good	Last Available: "2025-08"
11956	clock	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
11957	lard-coated the gun of Calamity Jane of the blizzard	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2025-08"
11958	artisanal wine	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-08"
11960	really, really nice swimming trunks	0		Adventure Underwater
11961	sand penny	0		
11962	skewed squat undersea surveying goggles of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover
11963	hand-crafted Ocean-Touched Rum	3	EPIC	
11964	mixed wobbly jittery lime green water-logged pill	1		Effect: "Gobliny Flavor", Effect Duration: 50
11965	small rotten jittery kelp puck	2	crappy	
11966	blinking scroll of sea strength	0		
11967	scroll of sea smarts	0		
11968	mirror scroll of sea smarm	0		
11969	skewed waterlogged scroll of healing	0		
11970	gray sea gel	0		
11971	super-boiled activated octopus ink bladder	0		Effect: "Electrolit Up", Effect Duration: 31
11972	durable dolphin whistle	0		
11973	Thwaitgold lobster statuette	0		
11974	packaged Monodent of the Sea	0		Free Pull
11975	Monodent of the Sea	0		Hot Damage: +25, All Attributes Percent: +5, Experience: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sea *dent: Throw a Lightning Bolt", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sea *dent: Summon a Wave", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sea *dent: Talk to Some Fish", Last Available: "2025-09"
11976	unblemished pearl	0		
11977	narrow Jeselnik's dentadent	0		Sleaze Damage: +25
11986	blue lab-grown blood cubic zirconia	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-10"
11987	fuchsia auspicious censurious horrifying scorching Jack Frost's blood cubic zirconia of the cheetah	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Hot Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +10, Initiative: +60, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Blood Geyser", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Refracted Gaze", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Sweat Bullets", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Blood Bath", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Dial it up to 11", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Sweat Equity", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Create Blood Thinner", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Prepare Spinal Tapas", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Craft a Pheromone Cocktail", Last Available: "2025-10"
12044	diluted twirling blood thinner	1		Effect: "Cool Spirit", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2025-10"
12045	tolerable tumbling pheromone cocktail	4	good	Last Available: "2025-10"
12046	normal pulsating spinal tapas	3	good	Last Available: "2025-10"
12047	shrunken head in a duffel bag	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-11"
12048	narrow gravedigger's frosty sinister shrunken head	0		Spell Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Prepare to reanimate your Foe", Last Available: "2025-11"
12049	stocking full of bones	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
12050	jittery small peppermint-flavored sugar walking crook	0		
12051	knucklebone	0		
12052	artisanal extra-dry Smoking Pope	5	EPIC	
12053	enchanted decent diet prize turkey	1	good	Effect: "Ruby-ous", Effect Duration: 20
12054	diluted ghostly medicinal gruel	1		Effect: "Funky Coal Patina", Effect Duration: 45
12055	miniature adequate full-sized pumpkin pie	2	good	Last Available: "2025-11"
12056	lousy skewed vodka cranberry sauce	4	decent	Last Available: "2025-11"
12057	adjusted wet blue narrow yammed candy	0		Effect: "Shortened", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2025-11"
12058	flavorless treasure chestnut	3	decent	Last Available: "2025-12"
12059	tolerable mulled butter rum	3	good	Last Available: "2025-12"
12060	oxidized adjusted cinnamon doubloon	0		Effect: "Top Dog", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2025-12"
12061	smelly plastic left skeleton arm	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12062	miser's plastic left skeleton leg	0		Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12063	electrified plastic right skeleton arm	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2025-12"
12064	upside-down jittery ruddy plastic right skeleton leg	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2025-12"
12065	fuchsia resourceful plastic skeleton pelvis	0		Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2025-12"
12066	tumbling squat discreetly-wrapped Eternity Codpiece	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-12"
12067	The Eternity Codpiece	0		All Attributes: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12"
12068	angelbone kilt of the ox of chilblains	0		Muscle: +20, Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2026-12"
12069	jittery groovy angelbone totem	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Spleen Capacity: +1
12070	angelbone chopsticks of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Stomach Capacity: +1
12071	wicked angelbone mantle of vim and vigor	0		Spell Damage: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2026-12"
12072	Van der Graaf angelbone dice	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Liver Capacity: +1
12073	curative arcane researcher's angelbone halo	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2026-12"
12074	dehydrated upside-down purple angelbone fragments	1		Last Available: "2026-12"
12075	deionized pulsating biblically accurate gumdrops	0		Effect: "Taurus Rising", Effect Duration: 11
12076	rock-hard devilbone helmet of the blizzard	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2026-12"
12077	zippy devilbone greaves	0		Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2026-12", Spleen Capacity: +1
12078	scandalous extremely unsafe devilbone shinguards	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12"
12079	wizardly devilbone corset	0		Mysticality: +25, Last Available: "2026-12", Stomach Capacity: +1
12080	olive censurious slick devilbone flute	0		Moxie: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2026-12"
12081	devilbone rosary of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Liver Capacity: +1
12082	altered devilbone chunks	1		Last Available: "2026-12"
12083	quantum concentrated oxidized Gehenna tattoo	0		Effect: "Sausage Festive", Effect Duration: 66
12116	burnt incisor	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12117	burnt phalange	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12118	upside-down burnt radius	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12119	burnt rib	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12120	tumbling burnt skull	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12121	Crymbocurrency	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12122	cyan fortified extra-thick Crimbo sweater	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Last Available: "2025-12"
12123	The Encyclopedia of Holiday Funerary Rites	0		Skill: "Holiday Burial Knowledge", Last Available: "2025-12"
12124	hand-crafted Steve Abrams' Holiday Sampler Beer	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-12"
12125	crate of prize-winning rum	0		No Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
12126	practically non-alcoholic artisanal blurry bottle of prize-winning rum	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2025-12"
12127	pulsating wicked dance instructor's Santa-Slayer medal of the cheetah	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spell Damage: +5, Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12128	Skull of Claus	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12129	unsweetened Vulcanized energized boiling bone marrow	0		Effect: "Crusty Head", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2025-12"
12130	cold-filtered frozen boiling cerebrospinal fluid	0		Effect: "Pumped Stomach", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2025-12"
12131	aerosolized green mirror boiling synovial fluid	0		Effect: "Blood-Gorged", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2025-12"
12132	narrow inspector's flame-wreathed smoldering vertebra of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: 60, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12133	seal-clubbing club loot box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-01"
12134	<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary seal-clubbing club</span>	0		Muscle Percent: +50, Weapon Damage: +10, Initiative: +50, Attacks Can't Miss, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Club 'Em Across the Battlefield", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Club 'Em Into Next Week", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Club 'Em Back in Time", Display Name: "<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary seal-clubbing club</span>", Last Available: "2026-01"
12135	smoldering bone dust	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12136	volatile bone bomb	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12137	executive ribald Annie Oakley's hot boning knife	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12138	scandalous frightening fistbone of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Spooky Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2025-12"
12139	frightening weightlifter's burnt bone belt of the storm	0		Muscle: +15, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12140	blurry medical-grade scorched skull trophy	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12141	spoiled wing bone	3	crappy	Last Available: "2025-12"
12142	extra-dry lousy weak skeleton venom	5	decent	Last Available: "2025-12"
12143	vaporized wobbly baked bone meal	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
12144	sage plastic skeleton rib cage	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12145	wobbly baleful plastic skeleton skull	0		Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2025-12"
12146	vibrating plastic skeleton Crimbo hat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12147	assembled plastic Santa skeleton	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12148	sleigh	0		Familiar Weight: +10
12149	undertakers' forceps	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12150	purple bone-polishing rag	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12151	upside-down Sinatra's scorched skeleton mask of the dark arts	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2025-12"
12152	veiny dance instructor's scorched skeleton shirt	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12153	resourceful curative scorched skeleton pants	0		Maximum MP: +50, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2025-12"
12154	messenger parrot egg	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12155	buryable chest	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12156	Shanty: Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor	0		Skill: "Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12157	ghostly Shanty: Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor (used)	0		Skill: "Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12158	squat red Shanty: I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor	0		Skill: "I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12159	bouncing Shanty: I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor (used)	0		Skill: "I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12160	Shanty: Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance	0		Skill: "Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance", Last Available: "2025-12"
12161	Shanty: Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance (used)	0		Skill: "Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance", Last Available: "2025-12"
12162	Shanty: Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor?	0		Skill: "Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor?", Last Available: "2025-12"
12163	Shanty: Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor? (used)	0		Skill: "Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor?", Last Available: "2025-12"
12164	Shanty: Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor	0		Skill: "Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12165	Shanty: Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor (used)	0		Skill: "Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12166	Crymbocurrency tattoo	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12167	frightening crafty fireproof bonesaw	0		Maximum MP: +10, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2025-12"
12168	vermiculite shield of the bloodbag of the blizzard	0		Maximum HP: +100, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2025-12"
12169	shaking wobbly ship's lantern of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2025-12"
12170	ghostly frightening Da Vinci's heat-resistant harpoon pistol	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2025-12"
12171	adequate traditional gingerloaf	3	good	Last Available: "2025-12"
12172	mediocre fancy watered-down Scotch and eggnog	2	decent	Effect: "Aspect of the GravyPlum Fairy", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2025-12"
12173	denatured polymerized counterskeleton elixir	0		Effect: "Broken Bone Nubs", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2025-12"
12174	bad &quot;salvaged&quot; wine	3	decent	Last Available: "2025-12"
12175	upside-down The Encyclopedia of Holiday Funerary Rites (used)	0		Skill: "Holiday Burial Knowledge", Last Available: "2025-12"
12176	crate of prize-winning cheese	0		No Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
12177	stale yellow spinning wedge of prize-winning cheese	3	decent	Last Available: "2025-12"
12178	adjusted adjusted colloidal narrow gummi fingerbone	0		Effect: "Prelude of Precision", Effect Duration: 43
12179	fireproof Herculean glimmering crystal	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2025-12"
12180	fuchsia boxed Heartstone	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-02"
12181	Heartstone	0		All Attributes Percent: +25, Experience: +3, HP Regen Min: 15, HP Regen Max: 20, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Steal Monster's Heart", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %kill", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %banish", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %stun", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %luck", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %pals", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %buff", Last Available: "2026-02"
12182	skewed maroon Thwaitgold meat bee statuette	0		
12183	loose Meats	0		
12184	shaking Archaeologist's Spade	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12185	boxed Archaeologist's Spade	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-03"
12186	dinosaur bone fragment	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12187	Pork Elf pottery shard	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12188	narrow 2015 landfill detritus	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12189	intact dinosaur egg	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12190	fossilized cow femur	0		Familiar Weight: +5
12191	unopened Pork Elf toiletries kit	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12192	Pork Elf toiletries kit	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12193	warmed quadruple-moist Pork Elf mouthwash	0		Effect: "Chock Full o' Nanites", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2026-03"
12194	oxidized pickled Pork Elf deodorant	0		Effect: "Triangle, Man", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2026-03"
12195	non-magnetized blue Pork Elf toothpaste	0		Effect: "Bastard!", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2026-03"
12196	bolt of fabric	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12197	supercool and dress of the glutton	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2026-03"
12198	veiny and dress of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2026-03"
12199	electrified dinosaur bone broth	0		Effect: "Brawnee's Anthem of Absorption", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2026-03"
12200	gnawing bone	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12201	dinosaur bone club	0		Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2026-03"
12202	dinosaur skull helmet of wisdom of the bloodbag	0		Mysticality: +15, Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2026-03"
12203	pulsating censurious educational dinosaur bone corset of the dark arts	0		Experience: +1, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2026-03"
12204	artisanal bouncing Pork Elf cough syrup	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2026-03"
12205	yellow Pork Elf neti pot	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12206	Pork Elf medicine cabinet	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12207	Pork Elf sink	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12208	Pork Elf toilet	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12209	yummy rat pizza	3	awesome	Last Available: "2026-03"
12210	Fleek&trade; mascara	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12211	curative hoverboard of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-03"
12212	stanky rock-hard deadly left shark fin	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Damage Reduction: 5, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2026-03"
12213	veiny fitness tracking bracelet	0		Maximum HP: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-03"
12214	boiled squat candy bone	1		
12215	gray wrapped Baseball Diamond	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-04"
12216	Baseball Diamond	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2026-04"
12217	normal discarded hot dog	3	good	Last Available: "2026-04"
12218	enchanted bad weak most of a beer	2	decent	Effect: "Grumpy and Ornery", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2026-04"
12222	blurry pasta wand loot box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-05"
12223	<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary pasta wand</span>	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +5, Hot Damage: +5, Cold Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5, Spell Damage: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +15, Pasta Thrall Experience: +1, Single Equip, Display Name: "<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary pasta wand</span>", Last Available: "2026-05"
12225	legendary noodles	0		Last Available: "2026-05"
12226	small adequate can of tuna	2	good	
12227	moldy miniature alien salad	2	crappy	
12228	miniature yummy ratbatatouille	2	awesome	
12229	spoiled onigiri	3	crappy	
12230	low-calorie decent crudit&eacute;s	1	good	
12231	spoiled lime green sauced mutton	3	crappy	
12232	stale pulsating hot honey ant	3	decent	
12233	immense stale tomb aspic	7	decent	
12234	adequate later tots	3	good	
12235	big rotten Frutti di Scatoletta	5	crappy	Last Available: "2026-05"
12236	miniature stale Pesto alla Marziano	2	decent	Last Available: "2026-05"
12237	delicious jittery Arrattabbattabiata	3	awesome	Last Available: "2026-05"
12238	moldy Orzo di Riso	3	crappy	Last Available: "2026-05"
12239	moldy lime green Pasta Grimavera	3	crappy	Last Available: "2026-05"
12240	normal bite-sized Linguini Ubriacapa	1	good	Last Available: "2026-05"
12241	bland super-sized Formica e Pepe	5	decent	Last Available: "2026-05"
12242	flavorless Tubetto Gelatto	4	decent	Last Available: "2026-05"
12243	stale half-sized blurry Gnocci Domani	2	decent	Last Available: "2026-05"
12244	Thwaitgold wallet moth statuette	0		
12245	pulsating scabbarded Sword of S Words	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-06"
12246	second-hand synthetic sloth skin scabbard	0		Familiar Weight: +5
12248	mega helmet	0		
12252	Van der Graaf grievous Space Soldier Helmet	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
12253	stale premium turkey leg	3	decent	
12254	perfectly mixed spirit-forward styrofoam cup of mead	5	EPIC	
12255	rosy-cheeked sword	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30
12256	staff of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25
12257	lute of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25
12258	shrink-wrapped Cup of 13s	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-07"
12259	Cup of 13s	0		Booze Drop: +60, MP Regen Min: 4, MP Regen Max: 8, HP Regen Min: 8, HP Regen Max: 13, Last Available: "2026-07"
12260	greasy dog trainer's smartaleck's The Wizard's Android	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Experience (familiar): +1, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
12261	flash paperwad	0		
12262	juggling ball	0		
12263	Temple Grandin's tactical jester's cap of the boozehound	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Booze Drop: +100, Combat Item Damage Percent: 50
12264	upside-down single-use sword	0		
12265	Fonzie's flimsy plastic helmet	0		Experience (Moxie): +1
12266	flimsy plastic greaves of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20
12267	censurious flimsy plastic breastplate	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3
12268	flimsy plastic shield of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20
12269	jittery green packaged Portable Laughing Stock	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-07"
12270	miser's family-friendly hardened Portable Laughing Stock	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Taunt Your Foe", Last Available: "2026-07"
12271	inspector's coward's forbidden Staff of Anachronistic Churning	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Monster Level: -20, Item Drop: +15
12272	fancy bland tumbling classic banana	4	decent	Effect: "Mucilaginous Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2026-07"
12273	normal squat watermelon	3	good	Last Available: "2026-07"
12274	yummy quince	4	awesome	Last Available: "2026-07"
12275	skewed Interesting Coin	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12276	pulsating Interesting Coin Inheritance Letter	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-08"
12277	spoiled classic banana pie	3	crappy	Last Available: "2026-07"
12278	super-diffused essential banana decoction	0		Effect: "Overstimulated", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2026-07"
12279	extra-quantum wet banana quintessence	0		Effect: "Slippery Tongue", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2026-07"
12280	hand-crafted spirit-forward skewed Aesop Daiquiri	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2026-07"
12281	acceptable weak mirror Monkey Congress	2	good	Last Available: "2026-07"
12282	spoiled watermelon pie	4	crappy	Last Available: "2026-07"
12283	colloidal concentrated watermelon juice	0		Effect: "Flame-Retardant Trousers", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2026-07"
12284	liquefied quadruple-dry wobbly Aqua Citrulanatae	0		Effect: "Can Has Cyborger", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2026-07"
12285	smooth weak pulsating Melonegroni	2	awesome	Last Available: "2026-07"
12286	lousy weak Melonade Spritz	2	decent	Last Available: "2026-07"
12287	decent quince pie	4	good	Last Available: "2026-07"
12288	activated quince quaff	0		Effect: "Educated (Sorta)", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2026-07"
12289	magnetized electrified moist Quickquince	0		Effect: "Salamanderenity", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2026-07"
12290	high-proof smooth Quiskey Sour	9	awesome	Last Available: "2026-07"
12291	fortified perfectly mixed twirling Quincea&ntilde;era Cooler	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2026-07"
12292	bad extra-dry enchanted Roth IPA	5	decent	Effect: "Full of Vinegar", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2026-08"
12293	energetic fortified underdraft protection	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2026-08"
12294	solvent	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12295	delicious pulsating soybean futures	3	awesome	Last Available: "2026-08"
12296	denatured housing bubble	0		Effect: "Headstrong", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2026-08"
12297	pressed triple-tarnished chilled Pixie-Swordz	0		Effect: "Transcendental Wind", Effect Duration: 67
12298	avaricious resourceful financial instrument	0		Maximum MP: +50, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2026-08"
12299	Sherlock's Lo Pan's hedge fund clippers	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2026-08"
12300	stylish selling shorts	0		Moxie: +25, Last Available: "2026-08"
12301	skewed bear tattoo	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12302	green bull tattoo	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12303	mirror Usain Bolt's lightning-fast 401k ring	0		Initiative: 120, Last Available: "2026-08"
12304	balance sheet	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12305	oxidized warmed ionized upside-down invisible hand	0		Effect: "Egg-stortionary Tactics", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2026-08"
12306	alkaline alkaline squat circle of overdraft protection scroll	0		Effect: "Turtle Titters", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2026-08"
12307	modified blurry mint	0		Effect: "You're Not Cooking", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2026-08"
12308	savings bondo	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12309	bouncing homeowner's loam	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12310	boiled huge shaking blue toxic asset	1		Last Available: "2026-08"
12311	mixed mirror lime green twirling intangible asset	1		Effect: "Stickler for Promptness", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2026-08"
12312	mixed liquid asset	1		Last Available: "2026-08"
12313	gross prophet chrysalis	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12314	cast entrails	0		Familiar Weight: +5
12315	practically non-alcoholic hand-crafted spinning Malattia Becco Malbec	1	super ultra EPIC	
12316	blurry kneecapping contract	0		Skill: "Order a Kneecapping"
12317	Old Country cookbook	0		Skill: "Old Country Cooking"
12318	blinking Thwaitgold and beetle statuette	0		
12319	Blue Team scarf	0		
12320	Red Team scarf	0		
12321	teal meat shield toddler	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-09"
12322	can of shield tenderizer	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2026-09"